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+THE DAY'S WORK
+
+by Rudyard Kipling
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+THE BRIDGE-BUILDERS
+A WALKING DELEGATE
+THE SHIP THAT FOUND HERSELF
+THE TOMB OF HIS ANCESTORS
+THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP SEA
+WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR
+.007
+THE MALTESE CAT
+BREAD UPON THE WATERS"
+AN ERROR IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION
+MY SUNDAY AT HOME
+THE BRUSHWOOD BOY
+
+
+
+
+THE BRIDGE-BUILDERS
+
+
+The least that Findlayson, of the Public Works Department, expected
+was a C. I. E.; he dreamed of a C. S. I.: indeed, his friends told
+him that he deserved more. For three years he had endured heat and
+cold, disappointment, discomfort, danger, and disease, with
+responsibility almost too heavy for one pair of shoulders; and day
+by day, through that time, the great Kashi Bridge over the Ganges
+had grown under his charge. Now, in less than three months, if all
+went well, his Excellency the Viceroy would open the bridge in state,
+an archbishop would bless it, and the first trainload of soldiers
+would come over it, and there would be speeches.
+
+Findlayson, C. E., sat in his trolley on a construction line that
+ran along one of the main revetments - the huge stone-faced banks
+that flared away north and south for three miles on either side of
+the river - and permitted himself to think of the end. With its
+approaches, his work was one mile and three-quarters fin length; a
+lattice-girder bridge, trussed with the Findlayson truss, standing
+on seven-and-twenty brick pies. Each one of those piers was
+twenty-four feet in diameter, capped with red Agra stone and sunk
+eighty feet below the shifting sand of the Ganges' bed. Above them
+was a railway-line fifteen feet broad; above that, again, a cart-road
+of eighteen feet, flanked with footpaths. At either end rose towers
+of red brick, loopholed for musketry and pierced for big guns, and
+the ramp of the road was being pushed forward to their haunches.
+The raw earth-ends were crawling and alive with hundreds upon
+hundreds of tiny asses climbing out of the yawning borrow-pit below
+with sackfuls of stuff; and the hot afternoon air was filled with
+the noise of hooves, the rattle of the drivers' sticks, and the
+swish and roll-down of the dirt. The river was very low, and on the
+dazzling white sand between the three centre piers stood squat cribs
+of railway-sleepers, filled within and daubed without with mud, to
+support the last of the girders as those were riveted up. In the
+little deep water left by the drought, an overhead-crane travelled
+to and fro along its spile-pier, jerking sections of iron into place,
+snorting and backing and grunting as an elephant grunts in the
+timber-yard. Riveters by the hundred swarmed about the lattice
+side-work and the iron roof of the railway-line, hung from invisible
+staging under the bellies of the girders, clustered round the throats
+of the piers, and rode on the overhang of the footpath-stanchions;
+their fire-pots and the spurts of flame that answered each
+hammer-stroke showing no more than pale yellow in the sun's glare.
+East and west and north and south the construction-trains rattled
+and shrieked up and down the embankments, the piled trucks of brown
+and white stone banging behind them till the side-boards were
+unpinned, and with a roar and a grumble a few thousand tons more
+material were flung out to hold the river in place.
+
+Findlayson, C. E., turned on his trolley and looked over the face
+of the country that he had changed for seven miles around. Looked
+back on the humming village of five thousand workmen; up stream and
+down, along the vista of spurs and sand; across the river to the far
+piers, lessening in the haze; overhead to the guard-towers - and
+only he knew how strong those were - and with a sigh of contentment
+saw that his work was good. There stood his bridge before him in
+the sunlight, lacking only a few weeks' work on the girders of the
+three middle piers - his bridge, raw and ugly as original sin, but
+pukka - permanent - to endure when all memory of the builder, yea,
+even of the splendid Findlayson truss, had perished. Practically,
+the thing was done.
+
+Hitchcock, his assistant, cantered along the line on a little
+switch-tailed Kabuli pony who through long practice could have
+trotted securely over a trestle, and nodded to his chief.
+
+"All but," said he, with a smile.
+
+"I've been thinking about it," the senior answered. "Not half a
+bad job for two men, is it?"
+
+"One-and a half. Gad, what a Cooper's Hill cub I was when I came
+on the works!" Hitchcock felt very old in the crowded experiences
+of the past three years, that had taught him power and responsibility.
+
+
+"You were rather a colt," said Findlayson. "I wonder how you'll
+like going back to office-work when this job's over."
+
+"I shall hate it!" said the young man, and as he went on his eye
+followed Findlayson's, and he muttered, "Isn't it damned good?"
+
+"I think we'll go up the service together," Findlayson said to
+himself. "You're too good a youngster to waste on another man.
+Cub thou wart; assistant thou art. Personal assistant, and at
+Simla, thou shalt be, if any credit comes to me out of the
+business!"
+
+Indeed; the burden of the work had fallen altogether on Findlayson
+and his assistant, the young man whom he had chosen because of his
+rawness to break to his own needs. There were labour contractors
+by the half-hundred - fitters and riveters, European, borrowed from
+the railway workshops, with, perhaps, twenty white and half-caste
+subordinates to direct, under direction, the bevies of workmen - but
+none knew better than these two, who trusted each other, how the
+underlings were not to be trusted. They had been tried many times
+in sudden crises - by slipping of booms, by breaking of tackle,
+failure of cranes, and the wrath of the river - but no stress had
+brought to light any man among men whom Findlayson and Hitchcock
+would have honoured by working as remorselessly as they worked
+themselves. Findlayson thought it over from the beginning: the
+months of office-work destroyed at a blow when the Government of
+India, at the last moment, added two feet to the width of the
+bridge, under the impression that bridges were cut out of paper,
+and so brought to ruin at least half an acre of calculations - and
+Hitchcock, new to disappointment, buried his head in his arms and
+wept; the heart-breaking delays over the filling of the contracts
+in England; the futile correspondences hinting at great wealth of
+commissions if one, only one, rather doubtful consignment were
+passed; the war that followed the refusal; the careful, polite
+obstruction at the other end that followed the war, till young
+Hitchcock, putting one month's leave to another month, and borrowing
+ten days from Findlayson, spent his poor little savings of a year
+in a wild dash to London, and there, as his own tongue asserted
+and the later consignments proved, put the fear of God into a man
+so great that he feared only Parliament and said so till Hitchcock
+wrought with him across his own dinner-table, and - he feared the
+Kashi Bridge and all who spoke in its name. Then there was the
+cholera that came in the night to the village by the bridge works;
+and after the cholera smote the Smallpox. The fever they had
+always with them. Hitchcock had been appointed a magistrate of
+the third class with whipping powers, for the better government of
+the community, and Findlayson watched him wield his powers
+temperately, learning what to overlook and what to look after. It
+was a long, long reverie, and it covered storm, sudden freshets,
+death in every manner and shape, violent and awful rage against red
+tape half frenzying a mind that knows it should be busy on other
+things; drought, sanitation, finance; birth, wedding, burial, and
+riot in the village of twenty warring castes; argument, expostulation,
+persuasion, and the blank despair that a man goes to bed upon,
+thankful that his rifle is all in pieces in the gun-case. Behind
+everything rose the black frame of the Kashi Bridge - plate by plate,
+girder by girder, span by span-and each pier of it recalled
+Hitchcock, the all-round man, who had stood by his chief without
+failing from the very first to this last.
+
+So the bridge was two men's work - unless one counted Peroo, as Peroo
+certainly counted himself. He was a Lascar, a Kharva from Bulsar,
+familiar with every port between Rockhampton and London, who had
+risen to the rank of sarang on the British India boats, but wearying
+of routine musters and clean clothes, had thrown up the service and
+gone inland, where men of his calibre were sure of employment. For
+his knowledge of tackle and the handling of heavy weights, Peroo was
+worth almost any price he might have chosen to put upon his services;
+but custom decreed the wage of the overhead men, and Peroo was not
+within many silver pieces of his proper value. Neither running
+water nor extreme heights made him afraid; and, as an ex-serang, he
+knew how to hold authority. No piece of iron was so big or so badly
+placed that Peroo could not devise a tackle to lift it - a
+loose-ended, sagging arrangement, rigged with a scandalous amount
+of talking, but perfectly equal to the work in hand. It was Peroo
+who had saved the girder of Number Seven pier from destruction when
+the new wire rope jammed in the eye of the crane, and the huge plate
+tilted in its slings, threatening to slide out sideways. Then the
+native workmen lost their heads with great shoutings, and Hitchcock's
+right arm was broken by a falling T-plate, and he buttoned it up in
+his coat and swooned, and came to and directed for four hours till
+Peroo, from the top of the crane, reported "All's well," and the
+plate swung home. There was no one like Peroo, serang, to lash, and
+guy, and hold to control the donkey-engines, to hoist a fallen
+locomotive craftily out of the borrow-pit into which it had tumbled;
+to strip, and dive, if need be, to see how the concrete blocks round
+the piers stood the scouring of Mother Gunga, or to adventure
+up-stream on a monsoon night and report on the state of the
+embankment-facings. He would interrupt the field-councils of
+Findlayson and Hitchcock without fear, till his wonderful English,
+or his still more wonderful lingua franca, half Portuguese and half
+Malay, ran out and he was forced to take string and show the knots
+that he would recommend. He controlled his own gang of tacklemen
+- mysterious relatives from Kutch Mandvi gathered month by month
+and tried to the uttermost. No consideration of family or kin
+allowed Peroo to keep weak hands or a giddy head on the pay-roll.
+"My honour is the honour of this bridge," he would say to the
+about-to-bedismissed. "What do I care for your honour? Go and
+work on a steamer. That is all you are fit for."
+
+The little cluster of huts where he and his gang lived centred
+round the tattered dwelling of a sea-priest - one who had never set
+foot on black water, but had been chosen as ghostly counsellor by
+two generations of sea-rovers all unaffected by port missions or
+those creeds which are thrust upon sailors by agencies along Thames
+bank. The priest of the Lascara had nothing to do with their caste,
+or indeed with anything at all. He ate the offerings of his church,
+and slept and smoked, and slept again "for," said Peroo, who had
+haled him a thousand miles inland, "he is a very holy man. He never
+cares what you eat so long as you do not eat beef, and that is
+good, because on land we worship Shiva, we Kharvas; but at sea on
+the Kumpani's boats we attend strictly to the orders of the Burra
+Malum [the first mate], and on this bridge we observe what Finlinson
+Sahib says."
+
+Finlinson Sahib had that day given orders to clear the scaffolding
+from the guard-tower on the right bank, and Peroo with his mates was
+casting loose and lowering down the bamboo poles and planks as
+swiftly as ever they had whipped the cargo out of a coaster.
+
+>From his trolley he could hear the whistle of the serang's silver
+pipe and the creak and clatter of the pulleys. Peroo was standing
+on the topmost coping of the tower, clad in the blue dungaree of
+his abandoned service, and as Findlayson motioned to him to be
+careful, for his was no life to throw away, he gripped the last
+pole, and, shading his eyes ship-fashion, answered with the
+long-drawn wail of the fo'c'sle lookout: "Ham dekhta hai " ("I am
+looking out"). Findlayson laughed and then sighed. It was years
+since he had seen a steamer, and he was sick for home. As his
+trolley passed under the tower, Peroo descended by a rope,
+ape-fashion, and cried: "It looks well now, Sahib. Our bridge is
+all but done. What think you Mother Gunga will say when the rail
+runs over?"
+
+"She has said little so far. It was never Mother Gunga that delayed
+us."
+
+"There is always time for her; and none the less there has been
+delay. Has the Sahib forgotten last autumn's flood, when the
+stoneboats were sunk without warning - or only a half-day's
+warning? "
+
+"Yes, but nothing save a big flood could hurt us now. The spurs are
+holding well on the west bank."
+
+"Mother Gunga eats great allowances. There is always room for more
+stone on the revetments. I tell this to the Chota Sahib" - he meant
+Hitchcock-" and he laughs."
+
+"No matter, Peroo. Another year thou wilt be able to build a bridge
+in thine own fashion."
+
+The Lascar grinned. "Then it will not be in this way - with
+stonework sunk under water, as the Quetta was sunk. I like
+sus-suspen-sheen bridges that fly from bank to bank, with one big
+step, like a gang-plank. Then no water can hurt. When does the
+Lord Sahib come to open the bridge?"
+
+"In three months, when the weather is cooler."
+
+"Ho! ho! He is like the Burra Malum. He sleeps below while the
+work is being done. Then he comes upon the quarter-deck and touches
+with his finger, and says: 'This is not clean! Dam jibboonwallah!'"
+
+"But the Lord Sahib does not call me a dam jibboonwallah, Peroo."
+
+"No, Sahib; but he does not come on deck till the work is all
+finished. Even the Burra Malum of the Nerbudda said once at
+Tuticorin -"
+
+"Bah! Go! I am busy."
+
+"I, also!" said Peroo, with an unshaken countenance. "May I take
+the light dinghy now and row along the spurs?"
+
+"To hold them with thy hands? They are, I think, sufficiently
+heavy."
+
+"Nay, Sahib. It is thus. At sea, on the Black Water, we have room
+to be blown up and down without care. Here we have no room at all.
+Look you, we have put the river into a dock, and run her between
+stone sills."
+
+Findlayson smiled at the " we."
+
+"We have bitted and bridled her. She is not like the sea, that can
+beat against a soft beach. She is Mother Gunga - in irons." His
+voice fell a little.
+
+"Peroo, thou hast been up and down the world more even than I. Speak
+true talk, now. How much dolt thou in thy heart believe of Mother
+Gunga?"
+
+"All that our priest says. London is London, Sahib. Sydney is
+Sydney, and Port Darwin is Port Darwin. Also Mother Gunga is Mother
+Gunga, and when I come back to her banks I know this and worship.
+In London I did poojah to the big temple by the river for the sake
+of the God within . . . . Yes, I will not take the cushions in
+the dinghy."
+
+Findlayson mounted his horse and trotted to the shed of a bungalow
+that he shared with his assistant. The place had become home to
+him in the last three years. He had grilled in the heat, sweated
+in the rains, and shivered with fever under the rude thatch roof;
+the lime-wash beside the door was covered with rough drawings and
+formulae, and the sentry-path trodden in the matting of the verandah
+showed where he had walked alone. There is no eight-hour limit to
+an engineer's work, and the evening meal with Hitchcock was eaten
+booted and spurred: over their cigars they listened to the hum of
+the village as the gangs came up from the river-bed and the lights
+began to twinkle.
+
+"Peroo has gone up the spurs in your dinghy. He's taken a couple
+of nephews with him, and he's lolling in the stern like a
+commodore," said Hitchcock.
+
+"That's all right. He's got something on his mind. You'd think
+that ten years in the British India boats would have knocked most
+of his religion out of him."
+
+"So it has," said Hitchcock, chuckling. "I overheard him the other
+day in the middle of a most atheistical talk with that fat old guru
+of theirs. Peroo denied the efficacy of prayer; and wanted the
+guru to go to sea and watch a gale out with him, and see if he
+could stop a monsoon."
+
+"All the same, if you carried off his gurus he'd leave us like a
+shot. He was yarning away to me about praying to the dome of St.
+Paul's when he was in London."
+
+"He told me that the first time he went into the engine-room of a
+steamer, when he was a boy, he prayed to the low-pressure cylinder."
+
+"Not half a bad thing to pray to, either. He's propitiating his own
+Gods now, and he wants to know what Mother Gunga will think of a
+bridge being run across her. Who's there?" A shadow darkened the
+doorway, and a telegram was put into Hitchcock's hand.
+
+"She ought to be pretty well used to it by this time. Only a tar.
+It ought to be Ralli's answer about the new rivets . . . . Great
+Heavens!" Hitchcock jumped to his feet.
+
+"What is it?" said the senior, and took the form. "That's what
+Mother Gunga thinks, is it," he said, reading. "Keep cool, young'un.
+We've got all our work cut out for us. Let's see. Muir wired half
+an hour ago: 'Floods on the Ramgunga. Look out.' Well, that gives
+us - one, two - nine and a half for the flood to reach Melipur Ghaut
+and seven's sixteen and a half to Lataoli - say fifteen hours before
+it comes down to us."
+
+"Curse that hill-fed sewer of a Ramgunga! Findlayson, this is two
+months before anything could have been expected, and the left bank
+is littered up with stuff still. Two full months before the time!"
+
+" That's why it comes. I've only known Indian rivers for
+five-and-twenty years, and I don't pretend to understand. Here comes
+another tar." Findlayson opened the telegram. "Cockran, this time,
+from the Ganges Canal: 'Heavy rains here. Bad.' He might have saved
+the last word. Well, we don't want to know any more. We've got to
+work the gangs all night and clean up the river-bed. You'll take the
+east bank and work out to meet me in the middle. Get every thing that
+floats below the bridge: we shall have quite enough rivercraft coming
+down adrift anyhow, without letting the stone-boats ram the piers.
+What have you got on the east bank that needs looking after "
+
+"Pontoon - one big pontoon with the overhead crane on it. T'other
+overhead crane on the mended pontoon, with the cart-road rivets from
+Twenty to Twenty-three piers - two construction lines, and a
+turning-spur. The pilework must take its chance," said Hitchcock.
+
+All right. Roll up everything you can lay hands on. We'll give the
+gang fifteen minutes more to eat their grub."
+
+Close to the verandah stood a big night-gong, never used except for
+flood, or fire in the village. Hitchcock had called for a fresh
+horse, and was off to his side of the bridge when Findlayson took
+the cloth-bound stick and smote with the rubbing stroke that brings
+out the full thunder of the metal.
+
+Long before the last rumble ceased every night-gong in the village
+had taken up the warning. To these were added the hoarse screaming
+of conches in the little temples; the throbbing of drums and tom-toms;
+and, from the European quarters, where the riveters lived,
+McCartney's bugle, a weapon of offence on Sundays and festivals,
+brayed desperately, calling to "Stables." Engine after engine
+toiling home along the spurs at the end of her day's work whistled
+in answer till the whistles were answered from the far bank. Then
+the big gong thundered thrice for a sign that it was flood and not
+fire; conch, drum, and whistle echoed the call, and the village
+quivered to the sound of bare feet running upon soft earth. The
+order in all cases was to stand by the day's work and wait
+instructions. The gangs poured by in the dusk; men stopping to knot
+a loin-cloth or fasten a sandal; gang-foremen shouting to their
+subordinates as they ran or paused by the tool-issue sheds for bars
+and mattocks; locomotives creeping down their tracks wheel-deep in
+the crowd; till the brown torrent disappeared into the dusk of the
+river-bed, raced over the pilework, swarmed along the lattices,
+clustered by the cranes, and stood still each man in his place.
+
+Then the troubled beating of the gong carried the order to take up
+everything and bear it beyond highwater mark, and the flare-lamps
+broke out by the hundred between the webs of dull iron as the
+riveters began a night's work, racing against the flood that was to
+come. The girders of the three centre piers - those that stood on
+the cribs - were all but in position. They needed just as many
+rivets as could be driven into them, for the flood would assuredly
+wash out their supports, and the ironwork would settle down on the
+caps of stone if they were not blocked at the ends. A hundred
+crowbars strained at the sleepers of the temporary line that fed
+the unfinished piers. It was heaved up in lengths, loaded into
+trucks, and backed up the bank beyond flood-level by the groaning
+locomotives. The tool-sheds on the sands melted away before the
+attack of shouting armies, and with them went the stacked ranks of
+Government stores, iron-bound boxes of rivets, pliers, cutters,
+duplicate parts of the riveting-machines, spare pumps and chains.
+The big crane would be the last to be shifted, for she was hoisting
+all the heavy stuff up to the main structure of the bridge. The
+concrete blocks on the fleet of stone-boats were dropped overside,
+where there was any depth of water, to guard the piers, and the
+empty boats themselves were poled under the bridge down-stream. It
+was here that Peroo's pipe shrilled loudest, for the first stroke
+of the big gong had brought the dinghy back at racing speed, and
+Peroo and his people were stripped to the waist, working for the
+honour and credit which are better than life.
+
+"I knew she would speak," he cried. "I knew, but the telegraph
+gives us good warning. O sons of unthinkable begetting - children
+of unspeakable shame - are we here for the look of the thing?" It
+was two feet of wire-rope frayed at the ends, and it did wonders
+as Peroo leaped from gunnel to gunnel, shouting the language of
+the sea.
+
+Findlayson was more troubled for the stone-boats than anything else.
+McCartney, with his gangs, was blocking up the ends of the three
+doubtful spans, but boats adrift, if the flood chanced to be a high
+one, might endanger the girders; and there was a very fleet in the
+shrunken channel.
+
+"Get them behind the swell of the guard-tower," he shouted down to
+Peroo. "It will be dead-water there. Get them below the bridge."
+
+"Accha! [Very good.] I know; we are mooring them with wire-rope,"
+was the answer. " Heh! I Listen to the Chota Sahib. He is working
+hard."
+
+>From across the river came an almost continuous whistling of
+locomotives, backed by the rumble of stone. Hitchcock at the last
+minute was spending a few hundred more trucks of Tarakee stone in
+reinforcing his spurs and embankments.
+
+"The bridge challenges Mother Gunga," said Peroo, with a laugh.
+"But when she talks I know whose voice will be the loudest."
+
+For hours the naked men worked, screaming and shouting under the
+lights. It was a hot, moonless night; the end of it was darkened by
+clouds and a sudden squall that made Findlayson very grave.
+
+"She moves! " said Peroo, just before the dawn. "Mother Gunga is
+awake! Hear!" He dipped his hand over the side of a boat and the
+current mumbled on it. A little wave hit the side of a pier with
+a crisp slap.
+
+"Six hours before her time," said Findlayson, mopping his forehead
+savagely. "Now we can't depend on anything. We'd better clear
+all hands out of the river-bed."
+
+Again the big gong beat, and a second time there was the rushing
+of naked feet on earth and ringing iron; the clatter of tools ceased.
+In the silence, men heard the dry yawn of water crawling over
+thirsty sand.
+
+Foreman after foreman shouted to Findlayson, who had posted himself
+by the guard-tower, that his section of the river-bed had been
+cleaned out, and when the last voice dropped Findlayson hurried over
+the bridge till the iron plating of the permanent way gave place to
+the temporary plank-walk over the three centre piers, and there he
+met Hitchcock.
+
+"All clear your side?" said Findlayson. The whisper rang in the box
+of latticework.
+
+"Yes, and the east channel's filling now. We're utterly out of our
+reckoning. When is this thing down on us?"
+
+"There's no saying. She's filling as fast as she can. Look!"
+Findlayson pointed to the planks below his feet, where the sand,
+burned and defiled by months of work, was beginning to whisper
+and fizz.
+
+"What orders?" said Hitchcock.
+
+"Call the roll - count stores -sit on your hunkers - and pray for
+the bridge. That's all I can think of. Good night. Don't risk your
+life trying to fish out anything that may go down-stream."
+
+"Oh, I'll be as prudent as you are! 'Night. Heavens, how she's
+filling! Here's the rain in earnest!" Findlayson picked his way
+back to his bank, sweeping the last of McCartney's riveters before
+him. The gangs had spread themselves along the embankments,
+regardless of the cold rain of the dawn, and there they waited
+for the flood. Only Peroo kept his men together behind the swell
+of the guard-tower, where the stone-boats lay tied fore and aft
+with hawsers, wire-rope, and chains.
+
+A shrill wail ran along the line, growing to a yell, half fear and
+half wonder: the face of the river whitened from bank to bank
+between the stone facings, and the faraway spurs went out in spouts
+of foam. Mother Gunga had come bank-high in haste, and a wall of
+chocolate-coloured water was her messenger. There was a shriek
+above the roar of the water, the complaint of the spans coming down
+on their blocks as the cribs were whirled out from under their
+bellies. The stone-boats groaned and ground each other in the eddy
+that swung round the abutment, and their clumsy masts rose higher
+and higher against the dim sky-line.
+
+"Before she was shut between these walls we knew what she would do.
+Now she is thus cramped God only knows what she will do!" said Peroo,
+watching the furious turmoil round the guard-tower. "Ohe! Fight,
+then! Fight hard, for it is thus that a woman wears herself out."
+
+But Mother Gunga would not fight as Peroo desired. After the first
+down-stream plunge there came no more walls of water, but the river
+lifted herself bodily, as a snake when she drinks in midsummer,
+plucking and fingering along the revetments, and banking up behind
+the piers till even Findlayson began to recalculate the strength of
+his work.
+
+When day came the village gasped. "Only last night," men said,
+turning to each other," it was as a town in the river-bed! Look
+now!"
+
+And they looked and wondered afresh at the deep water, the racing
+water that licked the throat of the piers. The farther bank was
+veiled by rain, into which the bridge ran out and vanished; the
+spurs up-stream were marked by no more than eddies and spoutings,
+and down-stream the pent river, once freed of her guide-lines, had
+spread like a sea to the horizon. Then hurried by, rolling in the
+water, dead men and oxen together, with here and there a patch of
+thatched roof that melted when it touched a pier.
+
+"Big flood," said Peroo, and Findlayson nodded. It was as big a
+flood as he had any wish to watch. His bridge would stand what was
+upon her now, but not very much more, and if by any of a thousand
+chances there happened to be a weakness in the embankments, Mother
+Gunga would carry his honour to the sea with the other raffle.
+Worst of all, there was nothing to do except to sit still; and
+Findlayson sat still under his macintosh till his helmet became
+pulp on his head, and his boots were over-ankle in mire. He took
+no count of time, for the river was marking the hours, inch by
+inch and foot by foot, along the embankment, and he listened, numb
+and hungry, to the straining of the stone-boats, the hollow thunder
+under the piers, and the hundred noises that make the full note of
+a flood. Once a dripping servant brought him food, but he could
+not eat; and once he thought that he heard a faint toot from a
+locomotive across the river, and then he smiled. The bridge's
+failure would hurt his assistant not a little, but Hitchcock was a
+young man with his big work yet to do. For himself the crash meant
+everything - everything that made a hard life worth the living.
+They would say, the men of his own profession . . . he remembered
+the half pitying things that he himself had said when Lockhart's
+new waterworks burst and broke down in brickheaps and sludge, and
+Lockhart's spirit broke in him and he died. He remembered what he
+himself had said when the Sumao Bridge went out in the big cyclone
+by the sea; and most he remembered poor Hartopp's face three weeks
+later, when the shame had marked it. His bridge was twice the size
+of Hartopp's, and it carried the Findlayson truss as well as the
+new pier-shoe - the Findlayson bolted shoe. There were no excuses
+in his service. Government might listen, perhaps, but his own kind
+would judge him by his bridge, as that stood or fell. He went over
+it in his head, plate by plate, span by span, brick by brick, pier
+by pier, remembering, comparing, estimating, and recalculating,
+lest there should be any mistake; and through the long hours and
+through the flights of formulae that danced and wheeled before him
+a cold fear would come to pinch his heart. His side of the sum
+was beyond question; but what man knew Mother Gunga's arithmetic?
+Even as he was making all sure by the multiplication-table, the
+river might be scooping a pot-hole to the very bottom of any one of
+those eighty-foot piers that carried his reputation. Again a servant
+came to him with food, but his mouth was dry, and he could only
+drink and return to the decimals in his brain. And the river was
+still rising. Peroo, in a mat shelter-coat, crouched at his feet,
+watching now his face and now the face of the river, but saying
+nothing.
+
+At last the Lascar rose and floundered through the mud towards the
+village, but he was careful to leave an ally to watch the boats.
+
+Presently he returned, most irreverently driving before him the
+priest of his creed - a fat old man, with a grey beard that
+whipped the wind with the wet cloth that blew over his shoulder.
+Never was seen so lamentable a guru.
+
+"What good are offerings and little kerosene lamps and dry grain,"
+shouted Peroo, " if squatting in the mud is all that thou canst
+do? Thou hast dealt long with the Gods when they were contented
+and well-wishing. Now they are angry. Speak to them!"
+
+"What is a man against the wrath of Gods?" whined the priest,
+cowering as the wind took him. "Let me go to the temple, and I
+will pray there."
+
+"Son of a pig, pray here! Is there no return for salt fish and
+curry powder and dried onions? Call aloud! Tell Mother Gunga
+we have had enough. Bid her be still for the night. I cannot
+pray, but I have been serving in the Kumpani's boats, and when
+men did not obey my orders I -" A flourish of the wire-rope
+colt rounded the sentence, and the priest, breaking free from his
+disciple, fled to the village.
+
+"Fat pig!" said Peroo. "After all that we have done for him!
+When the flood is down I will see to it that we get a new guru.
+Finlinson Sahib, it darkens for night now, and since yesterday
+nothing has been eaten. Be wise, Sahib. No man can endure
+watching and great thinking on an empty belly. Lie down, Sahib.
+The river will do what the river will do."
+
+"The bridge is mine; I cannot leave it."
+
+"Wilt thou hold it up with thy hands, then?" said Peroo, laughing.
+"I was troubled for my boats and sheers before the flood came. Now
+we are in the hands of the Gods. The Sahib will not eat and lie
+down? Take these, then. They are meat and good toddy together,
+and they kill all weariness, besides the fever that follows the
+rain. I have eaten nothing else to-day at all."
+
+He took a small tin tobacco-box from his sodden waistbelt and
+thrust it into Findlayson's hand, saying " Nay, do not be afraid.
+It is no more than opium - clean Malwa opium!"
+
+Findlayson shook two or three of the dark-brown pellets into his
+hand, and hardly knowing what he did, swallowed them. The stuff
+was at least a good guard against fever - the fever that was
+creeping upon him out of the wet mud - and he had seen what Peroo
+could do in the stewing mists of autumn on the strength of a dose
+from the tin box.
+
+Peroo nodded with bright eyes. "In a little - in a little the
+Sahib will find that he thinks well again. I too will -" He dived
+into his treasure-box, resettled the rain-coat over his head, and
+squatted down to watch the boats. It was too dark now to see beyond
+the first pier, and the night seemed to have given the river new
+strength. Findlayson stood with his chin on his chest, thinking.
+There was one point about one of the piers - the seventh - that he
+had not fully settled in his mind. The figures would not shape
+themselves to the eye except one by one and at enormous intervals
+of time. There was a sound rich and mellow in his ears like the
+deepest note of a double-bass - an entrancing sound upon which he
+pondered for several hours, as it seemed. Then Peroo was at his
+elbow, shouting that a wire hawser had snapped and the stone-boats
+were loose. Findlayson saw the fleet open and swing out fanwise
+to a long-drawn shriek of wire straining across gunnels.
+
+"A tree hit them. They will all go," cried Peroo. "The main
+hawser has parted. What does the Sahib do? "
+
+An immensely complex plan had suddenly flashed into Findlayson's
+mind. He saw the ropes running from boat to boat in straight
+lines and angles - each rope a line of white fire. But there was
+one rope which was the master rope. He could see that rope. If
+he could pull it once, it was absolutely and mathematically
+certain that the disordered fleet would reassemble itself in the
+backwater behind the guard-tower. But why, he wondered, was Peroo
+clinging so desperately to his waist as he hastened down the bank?
+It was necessary to put the Lascar aside, gently and slowly, because
+it was necessary to save the boats, and, further, to demonstrate
+the extreme ease of the problem that looked so difficult. And then
+ - but it was of no conceivable importance - a wirerope raced
+through his hand, burning it, the high bank disappeared, and with
+it all the slowly dispersing factors of the problem. He was sitting
+in the rainy darkness - sitting in a boat that spun like a top,
+and Peroo was standing over him.
+
+"I had forgotten," said the Lascar, slowly, "that to those fasting
+and unused, the opium is worse than any wine. Those who die in
+Gunga go to the Gods. Still, I have no desire to present myself
+before such great ones. Can the Sahib swim?"
+
+"What need? He can fly - fly as swiftly as the wind," was the thick
+answer.
+
+"He is mad!" muttered Peroo, under his breath. "And he threw me
+aside like a bundle of dung-cakes. Well, he will not know his death.
+The boat cannot live an hour here even if she strike nothing. It
+is not good to look at death with a clear eye."
+
+He refreshed himself again from the tin box, squatted down in the
+bows of the reeling, pegged, and stitched craft, staring through
+the mist at the nothing that was there. A warm drowsiness crept
+over Findlayson, the Chief Engineer, whose duty was with his bridge.
+The heavy raindrops struck him with a thousand tingling little
+thrills, and the weight of all time since time was made hung heavy
+on his eyelids. He thought and perceived that he was perfectly
+secure, for the water was so solid that a man could surely step out
+upon it, and, standing still with his legs apart to keep his
+balance - this was the most important point - would be borne with
+great and easy speed to the shore. But yet a better plan came to
+him. It needed only an exertion of will for the soul to hurl the
+body ashore as wind drives paper, to waft it kite-fashion to the
+bank. Thereafter - the boat spun dizzily - suppose the high wind
+got under the freed body? Would it tower up like a kite and pitch
+headlong on the far-away sands, or would it duck about, beyond
+control, through all eternity? Findlayson gripped the gunnel to
+anchor himself, for it seemed that he was on the edge of taking
+the flight before he had settled all his plans. Opium has more
+effect on the white man than the black. Peroo was only
+comfortably indifferent to accidents. "She cannot live," he
+grunted. "Her seams open already. If she were even a dinghy with
+oars we could have ridden it out; but a box with holes is no good.
+Finlinson Sahib, she fills."
+
+"Accha! I am going away. Come thou also."
+
+In his mind, Findlayson had already escaped from the boat, and was
+circling high in air to find a rest for the sole of his foot. His
+body - he was really sorry for its gross helplessness - lay in the
+stern, the water rushing about its knees.
+
+"How very ridiculous!" he said to himself, from his eyrie - "that
+is Findlayson - chief of the Kashi Bridge. The poor beast is going
+to be drowned, too. Drowned when it's close to shore. I'm - I'm
+onshore already. Why doesn't it come along."
+
+To his intense disgust, he found his soul back in his body again,
+and that body spluttering and choking in deep water. The pain of
+the reunion was atrocious, but it was necessary, also, to fight for
+the body. He was conscious of grasping wildly at wet sand, and
+striding prodigiously, as one strides in a dream, to keep foothold
+in the swirling water, till at last he hauled himself clear of the
+hold of the river, and dropped, panting, on wet earth.
+
+"Not this night," said Peroo, in his ear. "The Gods have protected
+us." The Lascar moved his feet cautiously, and they rustled among
+dried stumps. "This is some island of last year's indigo-crop," he
+went on. "We shall find no men here; but have great care, Sahib;
+all the snakes of a hundred miles have been flooded out. Here comes
+the lightning, on the heels of the wind. Now we shall be able to
+look; but walk carefully."
+
+Findlayson was far and far beyond any fear of snakes, or indeed any
+merely human emotion. He saw, after he had rubbed the water from
+his eyes, with an immense clearness, and trod, so it seemed to
+himself, with world-encompassing strides. Somewhere in the night
+of time he had built a bridge - a bridge that spanned illimitable
+levels of shining seas; but the Deluge had swept it away, leaving
+this one island under heaven for Findlayson and his companion,
+sole survivors of the breed of Man.
+
+An incessant lightning, forked and blue, showed all that there was
+to be seen on the little patch in the flood - a clump of thorn, a
+clump of swaying creaking bamboos, and a grey gnarled peepul
+overshadowing a Hindoo shrine, from whose dome floated a tattered
+red flag. The holy man whose summer resting-place it was had long
+since abandoned it, and the weather had broken the red-daubed image
+of his god. The two men stumbled, heavy limbed and heavy-eyed, over
+the ashes of a brick-set cooking-place, and dropped down under the
+shelter of the branches, while the rain and river roared together.
+
+The stumps of the indigo crackled, and there was a smell of cattle,
+as a huge and dripping Brahminee bull shouldered his way under the
+tree. The flashes revealed the trident mark of Shiva on his flank,
+the insolence of head and hump, the luminous stag-like eyes, the
+brow crowned with a wreath of sodden marigold blooms, and the silky
+dewlap that almost swept the ground. There was a noise behind him
+of other beasts coming up from the floodline through the thicket,
+a sound of heavy feet and deep breathing.
+
+"Here be more beside ourselves," said Findlayson, his head against
+the tree-pole, looking through half-shut eyes, wholly at ease.
+
+" Truly," said Peroo, thickly, "and no small ones."
+
+"What are they, then? I do not see clearly."
+
+"The Gods. Who else? Look!"
+
+"Ah, true! The Gods surely - the Gods." Findlayson smiled as his
+head fell forward on his chest. Peroo was eminently right. After
+the Flood, who should be alive in the land except the Gods that
+made it - the Gods to whom his village prayed nightly - the Gods
+who were in all men's mouths and about all men's ways. He could
+not raise his head or stir a finger for the trance that held him,
+and Peroo was smiling vacantly at the lightning.
+
+The Bull paused by the shrine, his head lowered to the damp earth.
+A green Parrot in the branches preened his wet wings and screamed
+against the thunder as the circle under the tree filled with the
+shifting shadows of beasts. There was a black Buck at the Bull's
+heels - such a Buck as Findlayson in his far-away life upon earth
+might have seen in dreams - a Buck with a royal head, ebon back,
+silver belly, and gleaming straight horns. Beside him, her head
+bowed to the ground, the green eyes burning under the heavy brows,
+with restless tail switching the dead grass, paced a Tigress,
+full-bellied and deep-jowled.
+
+The Bull crouched beside the shrine, and there leaped from the
+darkness a monstrous grey Ape, who seated himself man-wise in the
+place of the fallen image, and the rain spilled like jewels from
+the hair of his neck and shoulders.
+
+Other shadows came and went behind the circle, among them a drunken
+Man flourishing staff and drinking-bottle. Then a hoarse bellow
+broke out from near the ground. "The flood lessens even now," it
+cried. "Hour by hour the water falls, and their bridge still
+stands!"
+
+"My bridge," said Findlayson to himself. "That must be very old
+work now. What have the Gods to do with my bridge?"
+
+His eyes rolled in the darkness following the roar. A Mugger - the
+blunt-nosed, ford-haunting Mugger of the Ganges - draggled herself
+before the beasts, lashing furiously to right and left with her tail.
+
+"They have made it too strong for me. In all this night I have
+only torn away a handful of planks. The walls stand. The towers
+stand. They have chained my flood, and the river is not free any
+more. Heavenly Ones, take this yoke away! Give me clear water
+between bank and bank! It is I, Mother Gunga, that speak. The
+Justice of the Gods! Deal me the Justice of the Gods!"
+
+"What said I?" whispered Peroo. "This is in truth a Punchayet of
+the Gods. Now we know that all the world is dead, save you and I,
+Sahib."
+
+The Parrot screamed and fluttered again, and the Tigress, her ears
+flat to her head, snarled wickedly.
+
+Somewhere in the shadow, a great trunk and gleaming tusks swayed to
+and fro, and a low gurgle broke the silence that followed on the
+snarl.
+
+"We be here," said a deep voice, " the Great Ones. One only and
+very many. Shiv, my father, is here, with Indra. Kali has spoken
+already. Hanuman listens also."
+
+"Kashi is without her Kotwal tonight," shouted the Man with the
+drinking-bottle, flinging his staff to the ground, while the island
+rang to the baying of hounds. "Give her the Justice of the Gods."
+
+"Ye were still when they polluted my waters," the great Crocodile
+bellowed. "Ye made no sign when my river was trapped between the
+walls. I had no help save my own strength, and that failed - the
+strength of Mother Gunga failed - before their guard-towers. What
+could I do? I have done everything. Finish now, Heavenly Ones!"
+
+"I brought the death; I rode the spotted sickness from hut to hut
+of their workmen, and yet they would not cease." A nose-slitten,
+hide-worn Ass, lame, scissor-legged, and galled, limped forward.
+"I cast the death at them out of my nostrils, but they would not
+cease."
+
+Peroo would have moved, but the opium lay heavy upon him.
+
+"Bah!" he said, spitting. "Here is Sitala herself; Mata - the
+smallpox. Has the Sahib a handkerchief to put over his face?"
+
+"Little help! They fed me the corpses for a month, and I flung
+them out on my sand-bars, but their work went forward. Demons they
+are, and sons of demons! And ye left Mother Gunga alone for their
+fire-carriage to make a mock of. The Justice of the Gods on the
+bridge-builders!"
+
+The Bull turned the cud in his mouth and answered slowly: "If the
+Justice of the Gods caught all who made a mock of holy things
+there would be many dark altars in the land, mother."
+
+"But this goes beyond a mock," said the Tigress, darting forward a
+griping paw. "Thou knowest, Shiv, and ye, too, Heavenly Ones; ye
+know that they have defiled Gunga. Surely they must come to the
+Destroyer. Let Indra judge."
+
+The Buck made no movement as he answered: " How long has this
+evil been?"
+
+"Three years, as men count years," said the Mugger, close pressed
+to the earth.
+
+"Does Mother Gunga die, then, in a year, that she is so anxious to
+see vengeance now? The deep sea was where she runs but yesterday,
+and tomorrow the sea shall cover her again as the Gods count that
+which men call time. Can any say that this their bridge endures
+till tomorrow?" said the Buck.
+
+There was along hush, and in the clearing of the storm the full
+moon stood up above the dripping trees.
+
+"Judge ye, then," said the River, sullenly. "I have spoken my shame.
+The flood falls still. I can do no more."
+
+"For my own part" - it was the voice of the great Ape seated within
+the shrine - "it pleases me well to watch these men, remembering
+that I also builded no small bridge in the world's youth."
+
+"They say, too," snarled the Tiger, "that these men came of the wreck
+of thy armies, Hanuman, and therefore thou hast aided -"
+
+"They toil as my armies toiled in Lanka, and they believe that their
+toil endures. Indra is too high, but Shiv, thou knowest how the
+land is threaded with their fire-carriages."
+
+"Yea, I know," said the Bull. "Their Gods instructed them in the
+matter."
+
+A laugh ran round the circle.
+
+"Their Gods! What should their Gods know? They were born
+yesterday, and those that made them are scarcely yet cold," said
+the Mugger. "tomorrow their Gods will die."
+
+"Ho!" said Peroo. "Mother Gunga talks good talk. I told that to
+the padre-sahib who preached on the Mombassa, and he asked the Burra
+Malum to put me in irons for a great rudeness."
+
+"Surely they make these things to please their Gods," said the Bull
+again.
+
+"Not altogether," the Elephant rolled forth. "It is for the profit
+of my mahajuns fat money-lenders that worship me at each new year,
+when they draw my image at the head of the account-books. I,
+looking over their shoulders by lamplight, see that the names in
+the books are those of men in far places - for all the towns are
+drawn together by the fire-carriage, and the money comes and goes
+swiftly, and the account-books grow as fat as myself. And I, who
+am Ganesh of Good Luck, I bless my peoples."
+
+"They have changed the face of the land-which is my land. They have
+killed and made new towns on my banks," said the Mugger.
+
+"It is but the shifting of a little dirt. Let the dirt dig in the
+dirt if it pleases the dirt," answered the Elephant.
+
+"But afterwards? "said the Tiger. "Afterwards they will see that
+Mother Gunga can avenge no insult, and they fall away from her
+first, and later from us all, one by one. In the end, Ganesh, we
+are left with naked altars."
+
+The drunken Man staggered to his feet, and hiccupped vehemently.
+
+"Kali lies. My sister lies. Also this my stick is the Kotwal of
+Kashi, and he keeps tally of my pilgrims. When the time comes to
+worship Bhairon - and it is always time - the fire-carriages move
+one by one, and each hears a thousand pilgrims. They do not come
+afoot any more, but rolling upon wheels, and my honour is increased."
+
+"Gunga, I have seen thy bed at Pryag black with the pilgrims," said
+the Ape, leaning forward, "and but for the fire-carriage they would
+have come slowly and in fewer numbers. Remember."
+
+"They come to me always," Bhairon went on thickly. "By day and
+night they pray to me, all the Common People in the fields and the
+roads. Who is like Bhairon today? What talk is this of changing
+faiths? Is my staff Kotwal of Kashi for nothing? He keeps the
+tally, and he says that never were so many altars as today, and
+the fire carriage serves them well. Bhairon am I - Bhairon of the
+Common People, and the chiefest of tithe Heavenly Ones today.
+Also my staff says -"
+
+"Peace, thou!" lowed the Bull. "The worship of the schools is mine,
+and they talk very wisely, asking whether I be one or many, as is
+the delight of my people, and ye know what I am. Kali, my wife,
+thou knowest also."
+
+"Yea, I know," said the Tigress, with lowered head.
+
+"Greater am I than Gunga also. For ye know who moved the minds of
+men that they should count Gunga holy among the rivers. Who die in
+that water - ye know how men say - come to us without punishment,
+and Gunga knows that the fire-carriage has borne to her scores upon
+scores of such anxious ones; and Kali knows that she has held her
+chiefest festivals among the pilgrimages that are fed by the
+fire-carriage. Who smote at Pooree, under the Image there, her
+thousands in a day and a night, and bound the sickness to the wheels
+of the fire-carriages, so that it ran from one end of the land to
+the other? Who but Kali? Before the fire-carriage came it was a
+heavy toil. The fire-carriages have served thee well, Mother of
+Death. But I speak for mine own altars, who am not Bhairon of the
+Common Folk, but Shiv. Men go to and fro, making words and telling
+talk of strange Gods, and I listen. Faith follows faith among my
+people in the schools, and I have no anger; for when all words are
+said, and the new talk is ended, to Shiv men return at the last."
+
+"True. It is true," murmured Hanuman. "To Shiv and to the others,
+mother, they return. I creep from temple to temple in the North,
+where they worship one God and His Prophet; and presently my image
+is alone within their shrines."
+
+"Small thanks," said the Buck, turning his head slowly. "I am that
+One and His Prophet also."
+
+"Even so, father," said Hanuman. "And to the South I go who am the
+oldest of the Gods as men know the Gods, and presently I touch the
+shrines of the New 'Faith and the Woman whom we know is hewn
+twelve-armed, and still they call her Mary."
+
+Small thanks, brother," said the Tigress. "I am that Woman."
+
+"Even so, sister; and I go West among the fire-carriages, and stand
+before the bridge-builders in many shapes, and because of me they
+change their faiths and are very wise. Ho! ho! I am the builder
+of bridges, indeed - bridges between this and that, and each bridge
+leads surely to Us in the end. Be content, Gunga.
+
+"Neither these men nor those that follow them mock thee at all."
+
+"Am I alone, then, Heavenly Ones? Shall I smooth out my flood lest
+unhappily I bear away their walls? Will Indra dry my springs in
+the hills and make me crawl humbly between their wharfs? Shall I
+bury me in the sand ere I offend?"
+
+"And all for the sake of a little iron bar with the fire-carriage
+atop. Truly, Mother Gunga is always young!" said Ganesh the Elephant.
+"A child had not spoken more foolishly. Let the dirt dig in the
+dirt ere it return to the dirt. I know only that my people grow
+rich and praise me. Shiv has said that the men of the schools do
+not forget; Bhairon is content for his crowd of the Common People;
+and Hanuman laughs."
+
+"Surely I laugh," said the Ape. "My altars are few beside those of
+Ganesh or Bhairon, but the fire-carriages bring me new worshippers
+from beyond the Black Water - the men who believe that their God is
+toil. I run before them beckoning, and they follow Hanuman."
+
+"Give them the toil that they desire, then," said the River. "Make
+a bar across my flood and throw the water back upon the bridge.
+Once thou wast strong in Lanka, Hanuman. Stoop and lift my bed."
+
+"Who gives life can take life." The Ape scratched in the mud with
+a long forefinger. "And yet, who would profit by the killing? Very
+many would die."
+
+There came up from the water a snatch of a love-song such as the
+boys sing when they watch their cattle in the noon heats of late
+spring. The Parrot screamed joyously, sidling along his branch with
+lowered head as the song grew louder, and in a patch of clear
+moonlight stood revealed the young herd, the darling of the Gopis,
+the idol of dreaming maids and of mothers ere their children are
+born - Krishna the Well-beloved. He stooped to knot up his long wet
+hair, and the parrot fluttered to his shoulder.
+
+"Fleeting and singing, and singing and fleeting," hiccupped Bhairon.
+"Those make thee late for the council, brother."
+
+"And then?" said Krishna, with a laugh, throwing back his head. "Ye
+can do little without me or Karma here." He fondled the Parrot's
+plumage and laughed again. "What is this sitting and talking
+together? I heard Mother Gunga roaring in the dark, and so came
+quickly from a but where I lay warm. And what have ye done to Karma,
+that he is so wet and silent? And what does Mother Gunga here? Are
+the heavens full that ye must come paddling in the mud beast-wise?
+Karma, what do they do?"
+
+"Gunga has prayed for a vengeance on the bridgebuilders, and Kali is
+with her. Now she bids Hanuman whelm the bridge, that her honour
+may be made great," cried the Parrot. "I waited here, knowing that
+thou wouldst come, O my master!"
+
+"And the Heavenly Ones said nothing? Did Gunga and the Mother of
+Sorrows out-talk them? Did none speak for my people?"
+
+"Nay," said Ganesh, moving uneasily from foot to foot; "I said it
+was but dirt at play, and why should we stamp it flat?"
+
+"I was content to let them toil - well content," said Hanuman.
+
+"What had I to do with Gunga's anger "said the Bull.
+
+"I am Bhairon of the Common Folk, and this my staff is Kotwal of
+all Kashi. I spoke for the Common People."
+
+"Thou?" The young God's eyes sparkled.
+
+"Am I not the first of the Gods in their mouths today?" returned
+Bhairon, unabashed. "For the sake of the Common People I said very
+many wise things which I have now forgotten, but this my staff -"
+
+Krishna turned impatiently, saw the Mugger at his feet, and kneeling,
+slipped an arm round the cold neck. "Mother," he said gently, "get
+thee to thy flood again. This matter is not for thee. What harm
+shall thy honour take of this live dirt? Thou hast given them their
+fields new year after year, and by thy flood they are made strong.
+They come all to thee at the last. What need to slay them now?
+Have pity, mother, for a little and it is only for a little."
+
+"If it be only for a little -" the slow beast began.
+
+"Are they Gods, then?" Krishna, returned with a laugh, his eyes
+looking into the dull eyes of the River. "Be certain that it is
+only for a little. The Heavenly Ones have heard thee, and
+presently justice will be done. Go now, mother, to the flood again.
+Men and cattle are thick on the waters - the banks fall - the
+villages melt because of thee."
+
+"But the bridge-the bridge stands." The Mugger turned grunting
+into the undergrowth as Krishna rose.
+
+"It is ended," said the Tigress, viciously. "There is no more
+justice from the Heavenly Ones. Ye have made shame and sport of
+Gunga, who asked no more than a few score lives."
+
+"Of my people - who lie under the leaf-roofs of the village yonder
+ - of the young girls, and the young men who sing to them in the
+dark of the child that will be born next morn - of that which was
+begotten tonight," said Krishna. "And when all is done, what
+profit? Tomorrow sees them at work. Ay, if ye swept the bridge out
+from end to end they would begin anew. Hear me! Bhairon is drunk
+always. Hanuman mocks his people with new riddles."
+
+"Nay, but they are very old ones," the Ape said, laughing.
+
+"Shiv hears the talk of the schools and the dreams of the holy men;
+Ganesh thinks only of his fat traders; but I - I live with these my
+people, asking for no gifts, and so receiving them hourly."
+
+"And very tender art thou of thy people," said the Tigress.
+
+"They are my own. The old women dream of me turning in their sleep;
+the maids look and listen for me when they go to fill their lotahs
+by the river. I walk by the young men waiting without the gates at
+dusk, and I call over my shoulder to the whitebeards. Ye know,
+Heavenly Ones, that I alone of us all walk upon the earth continually,
+and have no pleasure in our heavens so long ,as a green blade springs
+here, or there are two voices at twilight in the standing crops.
+Wise are ye, but ye live far off, forgetting whence ye came. So do
+I not forget. And the fire-carriage feeds your shrines, ye say? And
+the fire-carriages bring a thousand pilgrims where but ten came in
+the old years? True. That is true, today."
+
+But tomorrow they are dead, brother," said Ganesh.
+
+"Peace!" said the Bull, as Hanuman leaned forward again. "And
+tomorrow, beloved - what of tomorrow?"
+
+"This only. A new word creeping from mouth to mouth among the
+Common Folk - a word that neither man nor God can lay hold of - an
+evil word - a little lazy word among the Common Folk, saying (and
+none know who set that word afoot) that they weary of ye, Heavenly
+Ones."
+
+The Gods laughed together softly. "And then, beloved?" they said.
+
+"And to cover that weariness they, my people, will bring to thee,
+Shiv, and to thee, Ganesh, at first greater offerings and a louder
+noise of worship. But the word has gone abroad, and, after, they
+will pay fewer dues to our fat Brahmins. Next they will forget your
+altars, but so slowly that no man can say how his forgetfulness
+began.
+
+"I knew - I knew! I spoke this also, but they would not hear," said
+the Tigress. "We should have slain - we should have slain! "
+
+"It is too late now. Ye should have slain at the beginning when the
+men from across the water had taught our folk nothing. Now my
+people see their work, and go away thinking. They do not think of
+the Heavenly Ones altogether. They think of the fire-carriage and
+the other things that the bridge-builders have done, and when your
+priests thrust forward hands asking alms, they give a little
+unwillingly. That is the beginning, among one or two, or five or
+ten - for I, moving among my people, know what is in their hearts."
+
+"And the end, Jester of the Gods? What shall the end be? " said
+Ganesh.
+
+"The end shall be as it was in the beginning, O slothful son of
+Shiv! The flame shall die upon the altars and the prayer upon the
+tongue till ye become little Gods again - Gods of the jungle - names
+that the hunters of rats and noosers of dogs whisper in the thicket
+and among the caves - rag-Gods, pot Godlings of the tree, and the
+villagemark, as ye were at the beginning. That is the end, Ganesh,
+for thee, and for Bhairon - Bhairon of the Common People."
+
+"It is very far away," grunted Bhairon. "Also, it is a lie."
+
+"Many women have kissed Krishna. They told him this to cheer
+their own hearts when the grey hairs came, and he has told us the
+tale," said the Bull, below his breath.
+
+"Their Gods came, and we changed them. I took the Woman and made
+her twelve-armed. So shall we twist all their Gods," said Hanuman.
+
+" Their Gods! This is no question of their Gods - one or three - man
+or woman. The matter is with the people. They move, and not the
+Gods of the bridgebuilders," said Krishna.
+
+"So be it. I have made a man worship the fire-carriage as it stood
+still breathing smoke, and he knew not that he worshipped me," said
+Hanuman the Ape. "They will only change a little the names of their
+Gods. I shall lead the builders of the bridges as of old; Shiv
+shall be worshipped in the schools by such as doubt and despise
+their fellows; Ganesh shall have his mahajuns, and Bhairon the
+donkey-drivers, the pilgrims, and the sellers of toys. Beloved,
+they will do no more than change the names, and that we have seen
+a thousand times."
+
+"Surely they will do no more than change the names," echoed Ganesh;
+but there was an uneasy movement among the Gods.
+
+"They will change more than the names. Me alone they cannot kill,
+so long as a maiden and a man meet together or the spring follows
+the winter rains. Heavenly Ones, not for nothing have I walked
+upon the earth. My people know not now what they know; but I, who
+live with them, I read their hearts. Great Kings, the beginning
+of the end is born already. The fire-carriages shout the names of
+new Gods that are not the old under new names. Drink now and eat
+greatly! Bathe your faces in the smoke of the altars before they
+grow cold! Take dues and listen to the cymbals and the drums,
+Heavenly Ones, while yet there are flowers and songs. As men count
+time the end is far off; but as we who know reckon it is today. I
+have spoken."
+
+The young God ceased, and his brethren looked at each other long
+in silence.
+
+"This I have not heard before," Peroo whispered in his companion's
+ear. "And yet sometimes, when I oiled the brasses in the
+engine-room of the Goorkha, I have wondered if our priests were so
+wise - so wise. The day is coming, Sahib. They will be gone by
+the morning."
+
+A yellow light broadened in the sky, and the tone of the river
+changed as the darkness withdrew.
+
+Suddenly the Elephant trumpeted aloud as though man had goaded him.
+
+"Let Indra judge. Father of all, speak thou! What of the things
+we have heard? Has Krishna lied indeed? Or -"
+
+"Ye know, " said the Buck, rising to his feet. "Ye know the Riddle
+of the Gods. When Brahm ceases to dream, the Heavens and the Hells
+and Earth disappear. Be content. Brahm dreams still. The dreams
+come and go, and the nature of the dreams changes, but still Brahm
+dreams. Krishna has walked too long upon earth, and yet I love him
+the more for the tale he has told. The Gods change, beloved-all
+save One!"
+
+"Ay, all save one that makes love in the hearts of men," said
+Krishna, knotting his girdle. "It is but a little time to wait,
+and ye shall know if I lie."
+
+"Truly it is but a little time, as thou sayest, and we shall know.
+Get thee to thy huts again, beloved, and make sport for the young
+things, for still Brahm dreams. Go, my children! Brahm dreams
+ - and till he wakes the Gods die not."
+
+"Whither went they?" said the Lascar, awe-struck, shivering a
+little with the cold.
+
+"God knows!" said Findlayson. The river and the island lay in
+full daylight now, and there was never mark of hoof or pug on the
+wet earth under the peepul. Only a parrot screamed in the branches,
+bringing down showers of water-drops as he fluttered his wings.
+
+"Up! We are cramped with cold! Has the opium died out? Canst
+thou move, Sahib?"
+
+Findlayson staggered to his feet and shook himself. His head swam
+and ached, but the work of the opium was over, and, as he sluiced
+his forehead in a pool, the Chief Engineer of the Kashi Bridge was
+wondering how he had managed to fall upon the island, what chances
+the day offered of return, and, above all, how his work stood.
+
+"Peroo, I have forgotten much. I was under the guard-tower watching
+the river; and then . . . . Did the flood sweep us away?"
+
+"No. The boats broke loose, Sahib, and" (if the Sahib had forgotten
+about the opium, decidedly Peroo would not remind him) "in striving
+to retie them, so it seemed to me - but it was darka rope caught the
+Sahib and threw him upon a boat. Considering that we two, with
+Hitchcock Sahib, built, as it were, that bridge, I came also upon
+the boat, which came riding on horseback, as it were, on the nose of
+this island, and so, splitting, cast us ashore. I made a great cry
+when the boat left the wharf, and without doubt Hitchcock Sahib will
+come for us. As for the bridge, so many have died in the building
+that it cannot fall."
+
+A fierce sun, that drew out all the smell of the sodden land, had
+followed the storm, and in that clear light there was no room for
+a man to think of the dreams of the dark. Findlayson stared
+up-stream, across the blaze of moving water, till his eyes ached.
+There was no sign of any bank to the Ganges, much less of a
+bridgeline.
+
+"We came down far," he said. "It was wonderful that we were not
+drowned a hundred times."
+
+"That was the least of the wonder, for no man dies before his time.
+I have seen Sydney, I have seen London, and twenty great ports, but"
+ - Peroo looked at the damp, discoloured shrine under the "peopul -"
+never man has seen that we saw here."
+
+"What?"
+
+"Has the Sahib forgotten; or do we black men only see the Gods?"
+
+"There was a fever upon me." Findlayson was still looking uneasily
+across the water. "It seemed that the island was full of beasts
+and men talking, but I do not remember. A boat could live in this
+water now, I think."
+
+"Oho! Then it is true. 'When Brahm ceases to dream, the Gods die.'
+Now I know, indeed, what he meant. Once, too, the guru said as much
+to me; but then I did not understand. Now I am wise."
+
+"What?" said Findlayson, over his shoulder.
+
+Peroo went on as if he were talking to himself. " Six-seven-ten
+monsoons since, I was watch on the fo'c'sle of the ehwah - the
+Kumpani's big boat-and there was a big tufan; green and black water
+beating, and I held fast to the life-lines, choking under the waters.
+Then I thought of the Gods - of Those whom we saw tonight" - he
+stared curiously at Findlayson's back, but the white man was looking
+across the flood. "Yes, I say of Those whom we saw this night past,
+and I called upon Them to protect me. And while I prayed, still
+keeping my lookout, a big wave came and threw me forward upon the
+ring of the great black bowanchor, and the Rewah rose high and high,
+leaning towards the lefthand side, and the water drew away from
+beneath her nose, and I lay upon my belly, holding the ring, and
+looking down into those great deeps. Then I thought, even in the
+face of death: If I lose hold I die, and for me neither the Rewah nor
+my place by the galley where the rice is cooked, nor Bombay, nor
+Calcutta, nor even London, will be any more for me. 'How shall I be
+sure,' I said, that the Gods to whom I pray will abide at all?' This
+I thought, and the Rewah dropped her nose as a hammer falls, and all
+the sea came in and slid me backwards along the fo'c'sle and over
+the break of the fo'c'sle, and I very badly bruised my shin against
+the donkey-engine: but I did not die, and I have seen the Gods.
+They are good for live men, but for the dead . . . They have spoken
+Themselves. Therefore, when I come to the village I will beat the
+guru for talking riddles which are no riddles. When Brahm ceases to
+dream the Gods go."
+
+"Look up-stream. The light blinds. Is there smoke yonder?"
+
+Peroo shaded his eyes with his hands. "He is a wise man and quick.
+Hitchcock Sahib would not trust a rowboat. He has borrowed the
+Rao Sahib's steam launch, and comes to look for us. I have always
+said that there should have been a steam-launch on the bridge works
+for us."
+
+The territory of the Rao of Baraon lay within ten miles of the
+bridge; and Findlayson and Hitchcock had spent a fair portion of
+their scanty leisure in playing billiards and shooting black-buck
+with the young man. He had been bear-led by an English tutor of
+sporting tastes for some five or six years, and was now royally
+wasting the revenues accumulated during his minority by the Indian
+Government. His steam-launch, with its silverplated rails, striped
+silk awning, and mahogany decks, was a new toy which Findlayson
+had found horribly in the way when the Rao came to look at the
+bridge works.
+
+"It's great luck," murmured Findlayson, but he was none the less
+afraid, wondering what news might be of the bridge.
+
+The gaudy blue and white funnel came down-stream swiftly. They
+could see Hitchcock in the bows, with a pair of opera-glasses, and
+his face was unusually white. Then Peroo hailed, and the launch
+made for the tail of the island. The Rao Sahib, in tweed
+shooting-suit and a seven-hued turban, waved his royal hand, and
+Hitchcock shouted. But he need have asked no questions, for
+Findlayson's first demand was for his bridge.
+
+"All serene! Gad, I never expected to see you again, Findlayson.
+You're seven koss down-stream. Yes; there's not a stone shifted
+anywhere; but how are you? I borrowed the Rao Sahib's launch, and
+he was good enough to come along. Jump in."
+
+"Ah, Finlinson, you are very well, eh? That was most unprecedented
+calamity last night, eh? My royal palace, too, it leaks like the
+devil, and the crops will also be short all about my country. Now
+you shall back her out, Hitchcock. I - I do not understand
+steam engines. You are wet? You are cold, Finlinson? I have some
+things to eat here, and you will take a good drink."
+
+"I'm immensely grateful, Rao Sahib. I believe you've saved my life.
+How did Hitchcock -"
+
+"Oho! His hair was upon end. He rode to me in the middle of the
+night and woke me up in the arms of Morpheus. I was most truly
+concerned, Finlinson, so I came too. My head-priest he is very
+angry just now. We will go quick, Mister Hitchcock. I am due to
+attend at twelve forty-five in the state temple, where we sanctify
+some new idol. If not so I would have asked you to spend the day
+with me. They are dam-bore, these religious ceremonies, Finlinson,
+eh?"
+
+Peroo, well known to the crew, had possessed himself of the inlaid
+wheel, and was taking the launch craftily up-stream. But while he
+steered he was, in his mind, handling two feet of partially untwisted
+wire-rope; and the back upon which he beat was the back of his guru.
+
+
+
+
+A WALKING DELEGATE
+
+
+According to the custom of Vermont, Sunday afternoon is salting-time
+on the farm, and, unless something very important happens, we attend
+to the salting ourselves. Dave and Pete, the red oxen, are treated
+first; they stay in the home meadow ready for work on Monday. Then
+come the cows, with Pan, the calf, who should have been turned into
+veal long ago, but survived on account of his manners; and lastly
+the horses, scattered through the seventy acres of the Back Pasture.
+
+You must go down by the brook that feeds the clicking, bubbling
+water-ram; up through the sugar-bush, where the young maple
+undergrowth closes round you like a shallow sea; next follow the
+faint line of an old county-road running past two green hollows
+fringed with wild rose that mark the cellars of two ruined houses;
+then by Lost Orchard, where nobody ever comes except in cider-time;
+then across another brook, and so into the Back Pasture. Half of
+it is pine and hemlock and Spruce, with sumach and little juniper
+bushes, and the other half is grey rock and boulder and moss, with
+green streaks of brake and swamp; but the horses like it well
+enough - our own, and the others that are turned down there to
+feed at fifty cents a week. Most people walk to the Back Pasture,
+and find it very rough work; but one can get there in a buggy, if
+the horse knows what is expected of him. The safest conveyance is
+our coupe. This began life as a buckboard, and we bought it for
+five dollars from a sorrowful man who had no other sort of
+possessions; and the seat came off one night when we were turning a
+corner in a hurry. After that alteration it made a beautiful
+salting-machine, if you held tight, because there was nothing to
+catch your feet when you fell out, and the slats rattled tunes.
+
+One Sunday afternoon we went out with the salt as usual. It was
+a broiling hot day, and we could not find the horses anywhere till
+we let Tedda Gabler, the bobtailed mare who throws up the dirt with
+her big hooves exactly as a tedder throws hay, have her head.
+Clever as she is, she tipped the coupe over in a hidden brook before
+she came out on a ledge of rock where all the horses had gathered,
+and were switching flies. The Deacon was the first to call to her.
+He is a very dark iron-grey four-year-old, son of Grandee. He has
+been handled since he was two, was driven in a light cart before he
+was three, and now ranks as an absolutely steady lady's horse -
+proof against steam-rollers, grade-crossings, and street processions.
+
+"Salt!" said the Deacon, joyfully. "You're dreffle late, Tedda."
+
+"Any - any place to cramp the coupe?" Tedda panted. "It weighs
+turr'ble this weather. I'd 'a' come sooner, but they didn't know
+what they wanted - ner haow. Fell out twice, both of 'em. I don't
+understand sech foolishness."
+
+"You look consider'ble het up. 'Guess you'd better cramp her under
+them pines, an' cool off a piece."
+
+Tedda scrambled on the ledge, and cramped the coupe in the shade of
+a tiny little wood of pines, while my companion and I lay down
+among the brown, silky needles, and gasped. All the home horses
+were gathered round us, enjoying their Sunday leisure.
+
+There were Rod and Rick, the seniors on the farm. They were the
+regular road-pair, bay with black points, full brothers, aged, sons
+of a Hambletonian sire and a Morgan dam. There were Nip and Tuck,
+seal-browns, rising six, brother and sister, Black Hawks by birth,
+perfectly matched, just finishing their education, and as handsome
+a pair as man could wish to find in a forty-mile drive. There was
+Muldoon, our ex-car-horse, bought at a venture, and any colour you
+choose that is not white; and Tweezy, who comes from Kentucky, with
+an affliction of his left hip, which makes him a little uncertain
+how his hind legs are moving. He and Muldoon had been hauling
+gravel all the week for our new road. The Deacon you know already.
+Last of all, and eating something, was our faithful Marcus Aurelius
+Antoninus, the black buggy-horse, who had seen us through every
+state of weather and road, the horse who was always standing in
+harness before some door or other - a philosopher with the appetite
+of a shark and the manners of an archbishop. Tedda Gabler was a
+new "trade," with a reputation for vice which was really the result
+of bad driving. She had one working gait, which she could hold
+till further notice; a Roman nose; a large, prominent eye; a
+shaving-brush of a tail; and an irritable temper. She took her
+salt through her bridle; but the others trotted up nuzzling and
+wickering for theirs, till we emptied it on the clean rocks. They
+were all standing at ease, on three legs for the most part, talking
+the ordinary gossip of the Back Pasture - about the scarcity of
+water, and gaps in the fence, and how the early windfalls tasted
+that season - when little Rick blew the last few grains of his
+allowance into a crevice, and said:
+
+"Hurry, boys! 'Might ha' knowed that livery plug would be around."
+
+We heard a clatter of hooves, and there climbed up from the ravine
+below a fifty-center transient - a wall-eyed, yellow frame-house of
+a horse, sent up to board from a livery-stable in town, where they
+called him "The Lamb," and never let him out except at night and to
+strangers. My companion, who knew and had broken most of the horses,
+looked at the ragged hammer-head as it rose, and said quietly:
+
+"Ni-ice beast. Man-eater, if he gets the chance - see his eye.
+Kicker, too - see his hocks. Western horse."
+
+The animal lumbered up, snuffling and grunting. His feet showed
+that he had not worked for weeks and weeks, and our creatures drew
+together significantly.
+
+"As usual," he said, with an underhung sneer - "bowin' your heads
+before the Oppressor that comes to spend his leisure gloatin' over
+you."
+
+"Mine's done," said the Deacon; he licked up the remnant of his
+salt, dropped his nose in his master's hand, and sang a little
+grace all to himself. The Deacon has the most enchanting manners
+of any one I know.
+
+"An' fawnin' on them for what is your inalienable right. It's
+humiliatin'," said the yellow horse, sniffing to see if he could
+find a few spare grains.
+
+"Go daown hill, then, Boney," the Deacon replied. "Guess you'll
+find somethin' to eat still, if yer hain't hogged it all. You've
+ett more'n any three of us to-day - an' day 'fore that - an' the
+last two months - sence you've been here."
+
+"I am not addressin' myself to the young an' immature. I am
+speakin' to those whose opinion an' experience commands respect."
+
+I saw Rod raise his head as though he were about to make a remark;
+then he dropped it again, and stood three-cornered, like a
+plough-horse. Rod can cover his mile in a shade under three minutes
+on an ordinary road to an ordinary buggy. He is tremendously
+powerful behind, but, like most Hambletonians, he grows a trifle
+sullen as he gets older. No one can love Rod very much; but no one
+can help respecting him.
+
+"I wish to wake those," the yellow horse went on, "to an abidin'
+sense o' their wrongs an' their injuries an' their outrages."
+
+"Haow's that?" said Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, dreamily. He
+thought Boney was talking of some kind of feed.
+
+"An' when I say outrages and injuries" - Boney waved his tail
+furiously "I mean 'em, too. Great Oats! That's just what I do
+mean, plain an' straight."
+
+"The gentleman talks quite earnest," said Tuck, the mare, to Nip,
+her brother. There's no doubt thinkin' broadens the horizons o' the
+mind. His language is quite lofty."
+
+"Hesh, sis," Nip answered.
+
+"He hain't widened nothin' 'cep' the circle he's ett in pasture.
+They feed words fer beddin' where he comes from."
+
+"It's elegant talkin', though," Tuck returned, with an unconvinced
+toss of her pretty, lean little head.
+
+The yellow horse heard her, and struck an attitude which he meant
+to be extremely impressive. It made him look as though he had
+been badly stuffed.
+
+"Now I ask you, I ask you without prejudice an' without favour, -
+what has Man the Oppressor ever done for you? - Are you not
+inalienably entitled to the free air o' heaven, blowin' acrost this
+boundless prairie?"
+
+"Hev ye ever wintered here?" said the Deacon, merrily, while the
+others snickered. "It's kinder cool."
+
+"Not yet," said Boney. "I come from the boundless confines o'
+Kansas, where the noblest of our kind have their abidin' place among
+the sunflowers on the threshold o' the settin' sun in his glory."
+
+"An' they sent you ahead as a sample?" said Rick, with an amused
+quiver of his long, beautifully groomed tail, as thick and as fine
+and as wavy as a quadroon's back hair.
+
+"Kansas, sir, needs no advertisement. Her native sons rely on
+themselves an' their native sires. Yes, sir."
+
+Then Tweezy lifted up his wise and polite old head. His affliction
+makes him bashful as a rule, but he is ever the most courteous of
+horses.
+
+"Excuse me, suh," he said slowly, "but, unless I have been
+misinfohmed, most of your prominent siahs, suh, are impo'ted from
+Kentucky; an' I'm from Paduky."
+
+There was the least little touch of pride in the last words.
+
+"Any horse dat knows beans," said Muldoon, suddenly (he had been
+standing with his hairy chin on Tweezy's broad quarters), "gits
+outer Kansas 'fore dey crip his shoes. I blew in dere from Ioway
+in de days o' me youth an' innocence, an' I wuz grateful when dey
+boxed me fer N' York. You can't tell me anything about Kansas I
+don't wanter fergit. De Belt Line stables ain't no Hoffman House,
+but dey're Vanderbilts 'longside o' Kansas."
+
+"What the horses o' Kansas think to-day, the horses of America will
+think to-morrow; an' I tell you that when the horses of America
+rise in their might, the day o' the Oppressor is ended."
+
+There was a pause, till Rick said, with a little grunt:
+
+"Ef you put it that way, every one of us has riz in his might, 'cep'
+Marcus, mebbe. Marky, 'j ever rise in yer might?"
+
+"Nope," said Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, thoughtfully quidding over
+a mouthful of grass. "I seen a heap o' fools try, though."
+
+"You admit that you riz?" said the Kansas horse, excitedly. "Then
+why - why in Kansas did you ever go under again?"
+
+"Horse can't walk on his hind legs all the time," said the Deacon.
+
+"Not when he's jerked over on his back 'fore he knows what fetched
+him. We've all done it, Boney," said Rick. "Nip an' Tuck they
+tried it, spite o' what the Deacon told 'em; an' the Deacon he tried
+it, spite o' what me an' Rod told him; an' me an' Rod tried it,
+spite o' what Grandee told us; an' I guess Grandee he tried it, spite
+o' what his dam told him. It's the same old circus from generation
+to generation. 'Colt can't see why he's called on to back. Same
+old rearm' on end - straight up. Same old feelin' that you've bested
+'em this time. Same old little yank at your mouth when you're up
+good an' tall. Same old Pegasus-act, wonderin' where you'll 'light.
+Same old wop when you hit the dirt with your head where your tail
+should be, and your in'ards shook up like a bran-mash. Same old
+voice in your ear: 'Waal, ye little fool, an' what did you reckon
+to make by that?' We're through with risin in our might on this
+farm. We go to pole er single, accordin' ez we're hitched."
+
+"An' Man the Oppressor sets an' gloats over you, same as he's settin'
+now. Hain't that been your experience, madam?"
+
+This last remark was addressed to Tedda; and any one could see with
+half an eye that poor, old anxious, fidgety Tedda, stamping at the
+flies, must have left a wild and tumultuous youth behind her.
+
+"'Pends on the man," she answered, shifting from one foot to the
+other, and addressing herself to the home horses. "They abused me
+dreffle when I was young. I guess I was sperrity an' nervous some,
+but they didn't allow for that. 'Twas in Monroe County, Noo York,
+an' sence then till I come here, I've run away with more men than
+'u'd fill a boardin'-house. Why, the man that sold me here he says
+to the boss, s' he: 'Mind, now, I've warned you. 'Twon't be none
+of my fault if she sheds you daown the road. Don't you drive her
+in a top-buggy, ner 'thout winkers,' s' he, 'ner 'thought this bit
+ef you look to come home behind her.' 'N' the fust thing the boss
+did was to git the top-buggy.
+
+"Can't say as I like top-buggies," said Rick; "they don't balance
+good."
+
+"Suit me to a ha'ar," said Marcus Aurelius Antoninus. "Top-buggy
+means the baby's in behind, an' I kin stop while she gathers the
+pretty flowers - yes, an' pick a maouthful, too. The women-folk
+all say I hev to be humoured, an' I don't kerry things to the
+sweatin'-point."
+
+"'Course I've no prejudice against a top-buggy s' long's I can
+see it," Tedda went on quickly. "It's ha'f-seein' the pesky thing
+bobbin' an' balancn' behind the winkers gits on my nerves. Then
+the boss looked at the bit they'd sold with me, an' s' he: 'Jiminy
+Christmas! This 'u'd make a clothes-horse Stan' 'n end!' Then he
+gave me a plain bar bit, an' fitted it's if there was some feelin'
+to my maouth."
+
+"Hain't ye got any, Miss Tedda?" said Tuck, who has a mouth like
+velvet, and knows it.
+
+"Might 'a' had, Miss Tuck, but I've forgot. Then he give me an
+open bridle,- my style's an open bridle - an' - I dunno as I ought
+to tell this by rights -he - give - me - a kiss."
+
+"My!" said Tuck, "I can't tell fer the shoes o' me what makes some
+men so fresh."
+
+"Pshaw, sis," said Nip, "what's the sense in actin' so? You git a
+kiss reg'lar's hitchin'-up time."
+
+"Well, you needn't tell, smarty," said Tuck, with a squeal and a
+kick.
+
+"I'd heard o' kisses, o' course," Tedda went on, "but they hadn't
+come my way specially. I don't mind tellin' I was that took aback
+at that man's doin's he might ha' lit fire-crackers on my saddle.
+Then we went out jest's if a kiss was nothin', an' I wasn't three
+strides into my gait 'fore I felt the boss knoo his business, an'
+was trustin' me. So I studied to please him, an' he never took the
+whip from the dash - a whip drives me plumb distracted - an' the
+upshot was that - waal, I've come up the Back Pasture to-day, an'
+the coupe's tipped clear over twice, an' I've waited till 'twuz
+fixed each time. You kin judge for yourselves. I don't set up to
+be no better than my neighbours, - specially with my tail snipped
+off the way 'tis,- but I want you all to know Tedda's quit fightin'
+in harness or out of it, 'cep' when there's a born fool in the
+pasture, stuffin' his stummick with board that ain't rightly hisn,
+'cause he hain't earned it."
+
+"Meanin' me, madam?" said the yellow horse.
+
+"Ef the shoe fits, clinch it," said Tedda, snorting. "I named no
+names, though, to be sure, some folks are mean enough an' greedy
+enough to do 'thout 'em."
+
+"There's a deal to be forgiven to ignorance," said the yellow horse,
+with an ugly look in his blue eye.
+
+"Seemin'ly, yes; or some folks 'u'd ha' been kicked raound the
+pasture 'bout onct a minute sence they came - board er no board."
+
+"But what you do not understand, if you will excuse me, madam, is
+that the whole principle o' servitood, which includes keep an' feed,
+starts from a radically false basis; an' I am proud to say that me
+an' the majority o' the horses o' Kansas think the entire concern
+should be relegated to the limbo of exploded superstitions. I say
+we're too progressive for that. I say we're too enlightened for
+that. 'Twas good enough's long's we didn't think, but naow -
+but naow - a new loominary has arisen on the horizon!"
+
+"Meanin' you?" said the Deacon.
+
+"The horses o' Kansas are behind me with their multitoodinous
+thunderin' hooves, an' we say, simply but grandly, that we take
+our stand with all four feet on the inalienable rights of the horse,
+pure and simple,- the high-toned child o' nature, fed by the same
+wavin' grass, cooled by the same ripplin' brook - yes, an' warmed
+by the same gen'rous sun as falls impartially on the outside an'
+the inside of the pampered machine o' the trottin'-track, or the
+bloated coupe-horses o' these yere Eastern cities. Are we not the
+same flesh an' blood?"
+
+"Not by a bushel an' a half," said the Deacon, under his breath.
+"Grandee never was in Kansas."
+
+"My! Ain't that elegant, though, abaout the wavin' grass an' the
+ripplin' brooks?" Tuck whispered in Nip's ear. "The gentleman's
+real convincin' I think."
+
+"I say we are the same flesh an' blood! Are we to be separated,
+horse from horse, by the artificial barriers of a trottin'-record,
+or are we to look down upon each other on the strength o' the gifts
+o' nature - an extry inch below the knee, or slightly more powerful
+quarters? What's the use o' them advantages to you? Man the
+Oppressor comes along, an' sees you're likely an' good-lookin', an'
+grinds you to the face o' the earth. What for? For his own
+pleasure: for his own convenience! Young an' old, black an' bay,
+white an' grey, there's no distinctions made between us. We're
+ground up together under the remorseless teeth o' the engines of
+oppression !"
+
+"Guess his breechin' must ha' broke goin' daown-hill," said the
+Deacon. "Slippery road, maybe, an' the buggy come onter him, an'
+he didn't know 'nough to hold back. That don't feel like teeth,
+though. Maybe he busted a shaft, an' it pricked him."
+
+"An' I come to you from Kansas, wavin' the tail o' friendship to
+all an' sundry, an' in the name of the uncounted millions o'
+pure-minded, high-toned horses now strugglin' towards the light
+o' freedom, I say to you, Rub noses with us in our sacred an' holy
+cause. The power is yourn. Without you, I say, Man the Oppressor
+cannot move himself from place to place. Without you he cannot
+reap, he cannot sow, he cannot plough."
+
+"Mighty odd place, Kansas!" said Marcus Aurelius Antoninus.
+"Seemin'ly they reap in the spring an' plough in the fall. 'Guess
+it's right fer them, but 'twould make me kinder giddy."
+
+"The produc's of your untirin' industry would rot on the ground if
+you did not weakly consent to help him. Let 'em rot, I say! Let
+him call you to the stables in vain an' nevermore! Let him shake
+his ensnarin' oats under your nose in vain! Let the Brahmas roost
+in the buggy, an' the rats run riot round the reaper! Let him
+walk on his two hind feet till they blame well drop off! Win no
+more soul-destroyn' races for his pleasure! Then, an' not till
+then, will Man the Oppressor know where he's at. Quit workin',
+fellow-sufferers an' slaves! Kick! Rear! Plunge! Lie down on
+the shafts, an' woller! Smash an' destroy! The conflict will be
+but short, an' the victory is certain. After that we can press
+our inalienable rights to eight quarts o' oats a day, two good
+blankets, an' a fly-net an' the best o' stablin'."
+
+The yellow horse shut his yellow teeth with a triumphant snap; and
+Tuck said, with a sigh: 'Seems's if somethin' ought to be done.
+Don't seem right, somehow, - oppressin' us an all, - to my way o'
+thinkin'."
+
+Said Muldoon, in a far-away and sleepy voice:
+
+"Who in Vermont's goin' to haul de inalienable oats? Dey weigh
+like Sam Hill, an' sixty bushel at dat allowance ain't goin' to
+last t'ree weeks here. An' dere's de winter hay for five mont's!"
+
+"We can settle those minor details when the great cause is won,"
+said the yellow horse. "Let us return simply but grandly to our
+inalienable rights - the right o' freedom on these yere verdant
+hills, an' no invijjus distinctions o' track an' pedigree:"
+
+"What in stables 'jer call an invijjus distinction?" said the
+Deacon, stiffly.
+
+"Fer one thing, bein' a bloated, pampered trotter jest because you
+happen to be raised that way, an' couldn't no more help trottin'
+than eatin'."
+
+"Do ye know anythin' about trotters?" said the Deacon.
+
+"I've seen 'em trot. That was enough for me. I don't want to know
+any more. Trottin''s immoral."
+
+"Waal, I'll tell you this much. They don't bloat, an' they don't
+pamp - much. I don't hold out to be no trotter myself, though I
+am free to say I had hopes that way - onct. But I do say, fer I've
+seen 'em trained, that a trotter don't trot with his feet: he trots
+with his head; an' he does more work - ef you know what that is -
+in a week than you er your sire ever done in all your lives. He's
+everlastingly at it, a trotter is; an' when he isn't, he's studyin'
+haow. You seen 'em trot? Much you hev! You was hitched to a rail,
+back o' the stand, in a buckboard with a soap-box nailed on the
+slats, an' a frowzy buff'lo atop, while your man peddled rum fer
+lemonade to little boys as thought they was actin' manly, till you
+was both run off the track an' jailed - you intoed, shufflin',
+sway-backed, wind-suckin' skate, you!"
+
+"Don't get het up, Deacon," said Tweezy, quietly. "Now, suh, would
+you consider a fox-trot, an' single-foot, an' rack, an' pace, an'
+amble, distinctions not worth distinguishin'? I assuah you,
+gentlemen, there was a time befo' I was afflicted in my hip, if
+you'll pardon me, Miss Tuck, when I was quite celebrated in Paduky
+for all those gaits; an in my opinion the Deacon's co'rect when he
+says that a ho'se of any position in society gets his gaits by his
+haid, an' not by - his, ah, limbs, Miss Tuck. I reckon I'm very
+little good now, but I'm rememberin' the things I used to do befo'
+I took to transpo'tin' real estate with the help an' assistance of
+this gentleman here." He looked at Muldoon.
+
+"Invijjus arterficial hind legs!" said the ex-carhorse, with a grunt
+of contempt. "On de Belt Line we don't reckon no horse wuth his
+keep 'less he kin switch de car off de track, run her round on de
+cobbles, an' dump her in ag'in ahead o' de truck what's blockin'
+him. Dere is a way o' swingin' yer quarters when de driver says,
+'Yank her out, boys!' dat takes a year to learn. Onct yer git onter
+it, youse kin yank a cable-car outer a manhole. I don't advertise
+myself for no circus-horse, but I knew dat trick better than most,
+an' dey was good to me in de stables, fer I saved time on de Belt
+- an' time's what dey hunt in N' York."
+
+"But the simple child o' nature -" the yellow horse began.
+
+"Oh, go an' unscrew yer splints! You're talkin' through yer
+bandages," said Muldoon, with a horse-laugh. "Dere ain't no
+loose-box for de simple child o' nature on de Belt Line, wid de
+Paris comin' in an' de Teutonic goin' out, an' de trucks an' de
+coupe's sayin' things, an' de heavy freight movin' down fer de
+Boston boat 'bout t'ree o'clock of an August afternoon, in de
+middle of a hot wave when de fat Kanucks an' Western horses drops
+dead on de block. De simple child o' nature had better chase
+himself inter de water. Every man at de end of his lines is mad
+or loaded or silly, an' de cop's madder an' loadeder an' sillier
+than de rest. Dey all take it outer de horses. Dere's no wavin'
+brooks ner ripplin' grass on de Belt Line. Run her out on de
+cobbles wid de sparks flyin', an' stop when de cop slugs you on
+de bone o' yer nose. Dat's N'York; see?
+
+ "I was always told s'ciety in Noo York was dreffle refined an'
+high-toned," said Tuck. "We're lookin' to go there one o' these
+days, Nip an' me."
+
+"Oh, you won't see no Belt business where you'll go, miss. De man
+dat wants you'll want bad, an' he'll summer you on Long Island er
+at Newport, wid a winky-pinky silver harness an' an English coachman.
+You'll make a star-hitch, you an' yer brother, miss. But I guess
+you won't have no nice smooth bar bit. Dey checks 'em, an' dey bangs
+deir tails, an' dey bits 'em, de city folk, an' dey says it's
+English, ye know, an' dey darsen't cut a horse loose 'ca'se o' de
+cops. N' York's no place fer a horse, 'less he's on de Belt, an'
+can go round wid de boys. Wisht I was in de Fire Department!"
+
+"But did you never stop to consider the degradin' servitood of it
+all?" said the yellow horse.
+
+"You don't stop on de Belt, cully. You're stopped. An' we was all
+in de servitood business, man an' horse, an' Jimmy dat sold de
+papers. Guess de passengers weren't out to grass neither, by de
+way dey acted. I done my turn, an' I'm none o' Barnum's crowd; but
+any horse dat's worked on de Belt four years don't train wid no
+simple child o' nature - not by de whole length o' N' York."
+
+"But can it be possible that with your experience, and at your time
+of life, you do not believe that all horses are free and equal?"
+said the yellow horse.
+
+"Not till they're dead," Muldoon answered quietly. "An' den it
+depends on de gross total o' buttons an' mucilage dey gits outer
+youse at Barren Island."
+
+"They tell me you're a prominent philosopher." The yellow horse
+turned to Marcus. "Can you deny a basic and pivotal statement such
+as this?"
+
+"I don't deny anythin'," said Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, cautiously;
+"but ef you ast me, I should say 'twuz more different sorts o'
+clipped oats of a lie than anythin' I've had my teeth into sence I
+wuz foaled."
+
+"Are you a horse?" said the yellow horse.
+
+"Them that knows me best 'low I am."
+
+"Ain't I a horse?"
+
+"Yep; one kind of."
+
+"Then ain't you an' me equal?"
+
+"How fer kin you go in a day to a loaded buggy, drawin' five hundred
+pounds?" Marcus asked carelessly.
+
+"That has nothing to do with the case," the yellow horse answered
+excitedly.
+
+"There's nothing I know hez more to do with the case," Marcus replied.
+
+"Kin ye yank a full car outer de tracks ten times in de mornin'?"
+said Muldoon.
+
+"Kin ye go to Keene - forty-two mile in an afternoon - with a mate,"
+said Rick; "an' turn out bright an' early next mornin'?"
+
+"Was there evah any time in your careah, suh - I am not referrin'
+to the present circumstances, but our mutual glorious past - when
+you could carry a pretty girl to market hahnsome, an' let her knit
+all the way on account o' the smoothness o' the motion?" said Tweezy.
+
+"Kin you keep your feet through the West River Bridge, with the
+narrer-gage comin' in on one side, an' the Montreal flyer the other,
+an' the old bridge teeterin' between?" said the Deacon. "Kin you
+put your nose down on the cow-catcher of a locomotive when you're
+waitin' at the depot an' let 'em play 'Curfew shall not ring
+to-night' with the big brass bell?"
+
+"Kin you hold back when the brichin' breaks? Kin you stop fer orders
+when your nigh hind leg's over your trace an' ye feel good of a
+frosty mornin'?" said Nip, who had only learned that trick last
+winter, and thought it was the crown of horsely knowledge.
+
+"What's the use o' talk in'?" said Tedda Gabler, scornfully. "What
+kin ye do?"
+
+"I rely on my simple rights - the inalienable rights o' my
+unfettered horsehood. An' I am proud to say I have never, since
+my first shoes, lowered myself to obeyin' the will o' man."
+
+"'Must ha' had a heap o' whips broke over yer yaller back," said
+Tedda. "Hev ye found it paid any?"
+
+"Sorrer has been my portion since the day I was foaled. Blows an'
+boots an' whips an' insults - injury, outrage, an' oppression. I
+would not endoor the degradin' badges o' servitood that connect us
+with the buggy an' the farm-wagon."
+
+"It's amazin' difficult to draw a buggy 'thout traces er collar er
+breast-strap er somefin'," said Marcus. "A Power-machine for sawin'
+wood is most the only thing there's no straps to. I've helped saw
+'s much as three cord in an afternoon in a Power-machine. Slep',
+too, most o' the time, I did; but 'tain't half as interestin' ez
+goin' daown-taown in the Concord."
+
+"Concord don't hender you goin' to sleep any," said Nip. "My
+throat-lash! D'you remember when you lay down in the sharves last
+week, waitin' at the piazza?"
+
+"Pshaw! That didn't hurt the sharves. They wuz good an' wide, an'
+I lay down keerful. The folks kep' me hitched up nigh an hour
+'fore they started; an' larfed - why, they all but lay down
+themselves with larfin'. Say, Boney, if you've got to be hitched
+to anything that goes on wheels, you've got to be hitched with
+somefin'."
+
+"Go an' jine a circus," said Muldoon, "an' walk on your hind legs.
+All de horses dat knows too much to work [he pronounced it "woik,"
+New York fashion] jine de circus."
+
+"I am not sayin' anythin' again' work," said the yellow horse;
+"work is the finest thing in the world."
+
+"'Seems too fine fer some of us," Tedda snorted.
+
+"I only ask that each horse should work for himself, an' enjoy
+the profit of his labours. Let him work intelligently, an' not
+as a machine."
+
+"There ain't no horse that works like a machine," Marcus began.
+
+"There's no way o' workin' that doesn't mean goin' to pole er
+single - they never put me in the Power-machine - er under saddle,"
+said Rick.
+
+"Oh, shucks! We're talkin' same ez we graze," said Nip, "raound an'
+raound in circles. Rod, we hain't heard from you yet, an' you've
+more know-how than any span here."
+
+Rod, the off-horse of the pair, had been standing with one hip
+lifted, like a tired cow; and you could only tell by the quick
+flutter of the haw across his eye, from time to time, that he was
+paying any attention to the argument. He thrust his jaw out
+sidewise, as his habit is when he pulls, and changed his leg. His
+voice was hard and heavy, and his ears were close to his big, plain
+Hambletonian head.
+
+"How old are you?" he said to the yellow horse.
+
+"Nigh thirteen, I guess."
+
+"Mean age; ugly age; I'm gettin' that way myself. How long hev ye
+been pawin' this firefanged stable-litter?"
+
+"If you mean my principles, I've held 'em sence I was three."
+
+"Mean age; ugly age; teeth give heaps o' trouble then. 'Set a colt
+to actin' crazy fer a while. You've kep' it up, seemin'ly. D'ye
+talk much to your neighbours fer a steady thing?"
+
+"I uphold the principles o' the Cause wherever I am pastured."
+
+"'Done a heap o' good, I guess?"
+
+"I am proud to say I have taught a few of my companions the
+principles o' freedom an' liberty."
+
+"Meanin' they ran away er kicked when they got the chanst?"
+
+"I was talkin' in the abstrac', an' not in the concrete. My
+teachin's educated them."
+
+"What a horse, specially a young horse, hears in the abstrac', he's
+liable to do in the Concord. You was handled late, I presoom."
+
+"Four, risin' five."
+
+"That's where the trouble began. Driv' by a woman, like ez not -
+eh?"
+
+"Not fer long," said the yellow horse, with a snap of his teeth.
+
+"Spilled her?"
+
+"I heerd she never drove again."
+
+"Any childern?"
+
+"Buckboards full of 'em."
+
+"Men too?"
+
+"I have shed conside'ble men in my time."
+
+"By kickin'?"
+
+"Any way that come along. Fallin' back over the dash is as handy
+as most."
+
+"They must be turr'ble afraid o' you daown taown?"
+
+"They've sent me here to get rid o' me. I guess they spend their
+time talkin' over my campaigns."
+
+"I wanter know!"
+
+"Yes, sir. Now, all you gentlemen have asked me what I can do.
+I'll just show you. See them two fellers lyin' down by the buggy?"
+
+"Yep; one of 'em owns me. T'other broke me," said Rod.
+
+"Get 'em out here in the open, an' I'll show you something. Lemme
+hide back o' you peoples, so's they won't see what I'm at."
+
+"Meanin' ter kill 'em?" Rod drawled. There was a shudder of horror
+through the others; but the yellow horse never noticed.
+
+"I'll catch 'em by the back o' the neck, an' pile-drive 'em a piece.
+They can suit 'emselves about livin' when I'm through with 'em."
+
+"'Shouldn't wonder ef they did," said Rod. The yellow horse had
+hidden himself very cleverly behind the others as they stood in a
+group, and was swaying his head close to the ground with a curious
+scythe-like motion, looking side-wise out of his wicked eyes. You
+can never mistake a man-eater getting ready to knock a man down.
+We had had one to pasture the year before.
+
+"See that?" said my companion, turning over on the pine-needles.
+"Nice for a woman walking 'cross lots, wouldn't it be?"
+
+"Bring 'em out!" said the yellow horse, hunching his sharp back.
+"There's no chance among them tall trees. Bring out the - oh!
+Ouch!"
+
+It was a right-and-left kick from Muldoon. I had no idea that the
+old car-horse could lift so quickly. Both blows caught the yellow
+horse full and fair in the ribs, and knocked the breath out of him.
+
+"What's that for?" he said angrily, when he recovered himself; but
+I noticed he did not draw any nearer to Muldoon than was necessary.
+
+Muldoon never answered, but discoursed to himself in the whining
+grunt that he uses when he is going down-hill in front of a heavy
+load. We call it singing; but I think it's something much worse,
+really. The yellow horse blustered and squealed a little, and at
+last said that, if it was a horse-fly that had stung Muldoon, he
+would accept an apology.
+
+"You'll get it," said Muldoon, "in de sweet by-and-bye - all de
+apology you've any use for. Excuse me interruptin' you, Mr. Rod,
+but I'm like Tweezy - I've a Southern drawback in me hind legs."
+
+"Naow, I want you all here to take notice, an' you'll learn
+something," Rod went on. "This yaller-backed skate comes to our
+pastur'-"
+
+"Not havin' paid his board," put in Tedda.
+
+"Not havin' earned his board, an' talks smooth to us abaout ripplin'
+brooks an' wavin' grass, an' his high-toned, pure-souled horsehood,
+which don't hender him sheddin' women an' childern, an' fallin' over
+the dash onter men. You heard his talk, an' you thought it mighty
+fine, some o' you."
+
+Tuck looked guilty here, but she did not say anything.
+
+"Bit by bit he goes on ez you have heard."
+
+"I was talkin' in the abstrac'," said the yellow horse, in an
+altered voice.
+
+"Abstrac' be switched! Ez I've said, it's this yer blamed abstrac'
+business that makes the young uns cut up in the Concord; an' abstrac'
+or no abstrac', he crep' on an' on till he come to killin' plain an'
+straight - killin' them as never done him no harm, jest beca'se they
+owned horses."
+
+"An' knowed how to manage 'em," said Tedda. That makes it worse."
+
+"Waal, he didn't kill 'em, anyway," said Marcus. "He'd ha' been
+half killed ef he had tried."
+
+"'Makes no differ," Rod answered. "He meant to; an' ef he hadn't
+ - s'pose we want the Back Pasture turned into a biffin'-ground
+on our only day er rest? 'S'pose we want our men walkin' round
+with bits er lead pipe an' a twitch, an' their hands full o' stones
+to throw at us, same's if we wuz hogs er hooky keows? More'n that,
+leavin' out Tedda here - an' I guess it's more her maouth than her
+manners stands in her light -there ain't a horse on this farm that
+ain't a woman's horse, an' proud of it. An' this yer bogspavined
+Kansas sunflower goes up an' daown the length o' the country, traded
+off an' traded on, boastin' as he's shed women - an' childern. I
+don't say as a woman in a buggy ain't a fool. I don't say as she
+ain't the lastin'est kind er fool, ner I don't say a child ain't
+worse - spattin' the lines an' standin' up an' hollerin' - but I do
+say, 'tain't none of our business to shed 'em daown the road."
+
+"We don't," said the Deacon. "The baby tried to git some o' my
+tail for a sooveneer last fall when I was up to the haouse, an' I
+didn't kick. Boney's talk ain't goin' to hurt us any. We ain't
+colts."
+
+"Thet's what you think Bimeby you git into a tight corner, 'Lection
+day er Valley Fair, like's not, daown-taown, when you're all het
+an' lathery, an' pestered with flies, an' thirsty, an' sick o' bein'
+worked in an aout 'tween buggies. Then somethin' whispers inside o'
+your winkers, bringin' up all that talk abaout servitood an'
+inalienable truck an' sech like, an' jest then a Militia gun goes
+off; er your wheels hit, an' - waal, you're only another horse ez
+can't be trusted. I've been there time an' again. Boys - fer I've
+seen you all bought er broke - on my solemn repitation fer a
+three-minute clip, I ain't givin' you no bran-mash o' my own fixin'.
+I'm tellin' you my experiences, an' I've had ez heavy a load an'
+ez high a check's any horse here. I wuz born with a splint on my
+near fore ez big's a walnut, an' the cussed, three-cornered
+Hambletonian temper that sours up an' curdles daown ez you git
+older. I've favoured my splint; even little Rick he don't know what
+it's cost me to keep my end up sometimes; an' I've fit my temper in
+stall an' harness, hitched up an' at pasture, till the sweat trickled
+off my hooves, an' they thought I wuz off condition, an' drenched me."
+
+"When my affliction came," said Tweezy, gently, "I was very near to
+losin' my manners. Allow me to extend to you my sympathy, suh."
+
+Rick said nothing, but he looked at Rod curiously. Rick is a
+sunny-tempered child who never bears malice, and I don't think he
+quite understood. He gets his temper from his mother, as a horse
+should.
+
+"I've been there too, Rod," said Tedda. "Open confession's good
+for the soul, an' all Monroe County knows I've had my experriences."
+
+"But if you will excuse me, suh, that pusson" - Tweezy looked
+unspeakable things at the yellow horse - "that pusson who has
+insulted our intelligences comes from Kansas. An' what a ho'se
+of his position, an' Kansas at that, says cannot, by any stretch of
+the halter, concern gentlemen of our position. There's no shadow
+of equal'ty, suh, not even for one kick. He's beneath our contempt."
+
+"Let him talk," said Marcus. "It's always interestin' to know what
+another horse thinks. It don't tech us."
+
+"An' he talks so, too," said Tuck. "I've never heard anythin' so
+smart for a long time."
+
+Again Rod stuck out his jaws sidewise, and went on slowly, as
+though he were slugging on a plain bit at the end of a thirty-mile
+drive:
+
+ "I want all you here ter understand thet ther ain't no Kansas, ner
+no Kentucky, ner yet no Vermont, in our business. There's jest two
+kind o' horse in the United States - them ez can an' will do their
+work after bein' properly broke an' handled, an' them as won't.
+I'm sick an' tired o' this everlastin' tail-switchin' an' wickerin'
+abaout one State er another. A horse kin be proud o' his State, an'
+swap lies abaout it in stall or when he's hitched to a block, ef he
+keers to put in fly-time that way; but he hain't no right to let
+that pride o' hisn interfere with his work, ner to make it an
+excuse fer claimin' he's different. That's colts' talk, an' don't
+you fergit it, Tweezy. An', Marcus, you remember that hem' a
+philosopher, an' anxious to save trouble, - fer you ate,- don't
+excuse you from jumpin' with all your feet on a slack-jawed, crazy
+clay-bank like Boney here. It's leavin' 'em alone that gives 'em
+their chance to ruin colts an' kill folks. An', Tuck, waal, you're
+a mare anyways - but when a horse comes along an' covers up all his
+talk o' killin' with ripplin' brooks, an wavin grass, an' eight
+quarts of oats a day free, after killn' his man, don't you be run
+away with by his yap. You're too young an' too nervous."
+
+"I'll - I'll have nervous prostration sure ef there's a fight here,"
+said Tuck, who saw what was in Rod's eye; "I'm - I'm that sympathetic
+I'd run away clear to next caounty."
+
+"Yep; I know that kind o' sympathy. Jest lasts long enough to start
+a fuss, an' then lights aout to make new trouble. I hain't been
+ten years in harness fer nuthin'. Naow, we're goin' to keep school
+with Boney fer a spell."
+
+"Say, look a-here, you ain't goin' to hurt me, are you? Remember,
+I belong to a man in town," cried the yellow horse, uneasily.
+Muldoon kept behind him so that he could not run away.
+
+"I know it. There must be some pore delooded fool in this State
+hez a right to the loose end o' your hitchin'-strap. I'm blame
+sorry fer him, but he shall hev his rights when we're through with
+you," said Rod.
+
+If it's all the same, gentlemen, I'd ruther change pasture. Guess
+I'll do it now."
+
+"'Can't always have your 'druthers. 'Guess you won't," said Rod.
+
+"But look a-here. All of you ain't so blame unfriendly to a
+stranger. S'pose we count noses."
+
+"What in Vermont fer?" said Rod, putting up his eyebrows. The
+idea of settling a question by counting noses is the very last
+thing that ever enters the head of a well-broken horse.
+
+"To see how many's on my side. Here's Miss Tuck, anyway; an'
+Colonel Tweezy yonder's neutral; an' Judge Marcus, an' I guess the
+Reverend [the yellow horse meant the Deacon] might see that I had
+my rights. He's the likeliest-lookin' Trotter I've ever set eyes
+on. Pshaw. Boys. You ain't goin' to pound me, be you? Why,
+we've gone round in pasture, all colts together, this month o'
+Sundays, hain't we, as friendly as could be. There ain't a horse
+alive I don't care who he is - has a higher opinion o' you, Mr.
+Rod, than I have. Let's do it fair an' true an' above the exe.
+Let's count noses same's they do in Kansas." Here he dropped his
+voice a little and turned to Marcus: "Say, Judge, there's some green
+food I know, back o' the brook, no one hain't touched yet. After
+this little fracas is fixed up, you an' me'll make up a party an'
+'tend to it.
+
+Marcus did not answer for a long time, then he said: "There's a
+pup up to the haouse 'bout eight weeks old. He'll yap till he gits
+a lickin', an' when he sees it comin' he lies on his back, an'
+yowls. But he don't go through no cirkituous nose-countin' first.
+I've seen a noo light sence Rod spoke. You'll better stand up to
+what's served. I'm goin' to philosophise all over your carcass."
+
+I'm goin' to do yer up in brown paper," said Muldoon. "I can fit
+you on apologies."
+
+"Hold on. Ef we all biffed you now, these same men you've been so
+dead anxious to kill 'u'd call us off. 'Guess we'll wait till they
+go back to the haouse, an' you'll have time to think cool an' quiet,"
+said Rod.
+
+ "Have you no respec' whatever fer the dignity o' our common
+horsehood?" the yellow horse squealed.
+
+"Nary respec' onless the horse kin do something. America's paved
+with the kind er horse you are -jist plain yaller-dog horse -
+waitin' ter be whipped inter shape. We call 'em yearlings an'
+colts when they're young. When they're aged we pound 'em - in
+this pastur'. Horse, sonny, is what you start from. We know all
+about horse here, an' he ain't any high-toned, pure souled child
+o' nature. Horse, plain horse, same ez you, is chock-full o'
+tricks, an' meannesses, an' cussednesses, an' shirkin's, an'
+monkey-shines, which he's took over from his sire an' his dam,
+an' thickened up with his own special fancy in the way o' goin'
+crooked. Thet's horse, an' thet's about his dignity an' the size
+of his soul 'fore he's been broke an' rawhided a piece. Now we
+ain't goin' to give ornery unswitched horse, that hain't done
+nawthin' wuth a quart of oats sence he wuz foaled, pet names that
+would be good enough fer Nancy Hanks, or Alix, or Directum, who
+hev. Don't you try to back off acrost them rocks. Wait where
+you are! Ef I let my Hambletonian temper git the better o' me I'd
+frazzle you out finer than rye-straw inside o' three minutes, you
+woman-scarin', kid-killin', dash-breakin', unbroke, unshod,
+ungaited, pastur'-hoggin', saw-backed, shark-mouthed,
+hair-trunk-thrown-in-in-trade son of a bronco an' a sewin'-machine!"
+
+" I think we'd better get home," I said to my companion, when Rod
+had finished; and we climbed into the coupe, Tedda whinnying, as we
+bumped over the ledges: "Well, I'm dreffle sorry I can't stay fer
+the sociable; but I hope an' trust my friends'll take a ticket fer
+me."
+
+"Bet your natchul!" said Muldoon, cheerfully, and the horses
+scattered before us, trotting into the ravine.
+
+Next morning we sent back to the livery-stable what was left of the
+yellow horse. It seemed tired, but anxious to go.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE SHIP THAT FOUND HERSELF
+
+
+It was her first voyage, and though she was but a cargo-steamer
+of twenty-five hundred tons, she was the very best of her kind,
+the outcome of forty years of experiments and improvements in
+framework and machinery; and her designers and owner thought as
+much of her as though she had been the Lucania. Any one can make
+a floating hotel that will pay expenses, if he puts enough money
+into the saloon, and charges for private baths, suites of rooms,
+and such like; but in these days of competition and low freights
+every square inch of a cargo-boat must be built for cheapness,
+great hold-capacity, and a certain steady speed. This boat was,
+perhaps, two hundred and forty feet long and thirty-two feet
+wide, with arrangements that enabled her to carry cattle on her
+main and sheep on her upper deck if she wanted to; but her great
+glory was the amount of cargo that she could store away in her
+holds. Her owners - they were a very well known Scotch firm -
+came round with her from the north, where she had been launched
+and christened and fitted, to Liverpool, where she was to take
+cargo for New York; and the owner's daughter, Miss Frazier, went
+to and fro on the clean decks, admiring the new paint and the
+brass work, and the patent winches, and particularly the strong,
+straight bow, over which she had cracked a bottle of champagne
+when she named the steamer the Dimbula. It was a beautiful
+September afternoon, and the boat in all her newness - she was
+painted lead-colour with a red funnel - looked very fine indeed.
+Her house-flag was flying, and her whistle from time to time
+acknowledged the salutes of friendly boats, who saw that she was
+new to the High and Narrow Seas and wished to make her welcome.
+
+"And now," said Miss Frazier, delightedly, to the captain, "she's
+a real ship, isn't she? It seems only the other day father gave
+the order for her, and now - and now - isn't she a beauty!" The
+girl was proud of the firm, and talked as though she were the
+controlling partner.
+
+"Oh, she's no so bad," the skipper replied cautiously. "But I'm
+sayin' that it takes more than christenin' to mak' a ship. In
+the nature o' things, Miss Frazier, if ye follow me, she's just
+irons and rivets and plates put into the form of a ship. She has
+to find herself yet."
+
+"I thought father said she was exceptionally well found."
+
+"So she is, said the skipper, with a laugh. "But it's this way wi'
+ships, Miss Frazier. She's all here, but the parrts of her have
+not learned to work together yet. They've had no chance."
+
+"The engines are working beautifully. I can hear them."
+
+"Yes, indeed. But there's more than engines to a ship. Every
+inch of her, ye'll understand, has to be livened up and made to
+work wi' its neighbour - sweetenin' her, we call it, technically."
+
+"And how will you do it?" the girl asked.
+
+"We can no more than drive and steer her and so forth; but if we
+have rough weather this trip - it's likely - she'll learn the
+rest by heart! For a ship, ye'll obsairve, Miss Frazier, is in
+no sense a reegid body closed at both ends. She's a highly
+complex structure o' various an' conflictin' strains, wi' tissues
+that must give an' tak' accordin' to her personal modulus of
+elasteecity." Mr. Buchanan, the chief engineer, was coming towards
+them. "I'm sayin' to Miss Frazier, here, that our little Dimbula
+has to be sweetened yet, and nothin' but a gale will do it. How's
+all wi' your engines, Buck?"
+
+"Well enough - true by plumb an' rule, o' course; but there's no
+spontaneeity yet." He turned to the girl. "Take my word, Miss
+Frazier, and maybe ye'll comprehend later; even after a pretty
+girl's christened a ship it does not follow that there's such a
+thing as a ship under the men that work her."
+
+"I was sayin' the very same, Mr. Buchanan," the skipper interrupted.
+
+"That's more metaphysical than I can follow," said Miss Frazier,
+laughing.
+
+"Why so? Ye're good Scotch, an' - I knew your mother's father,
+he was fra' Dumfries - ye've a vested right in metapheesics, Miss
+Frazier, just as ye have in the Dimbula," the engineer said.
+
+"Eh, well, we must go down to the deep watters, an' earn Miss
+Frazier her deevidends. Will you not come to my cabin for tea?"
+said the skipper. "We'll be in dock the night, and when you're
+goin' back to Glasgie ye can think of us loadin' her down an'
+drivin' her forth - all for your sake."
+
+In the next few days they stowed some four thousand tons dead-weight
+into the Dimbula, and took her out from Liverpool. As soon as she
+met the lift of the open water, she naturally began to talk. If
+you lay your ear to the side of the cabin, the next time you are
+in a steamer, you will hear hundreds of little voices in every
+direction, thrilling and buzzing, and whispering and popping, and
+gurgling and sobbing and squeaking exactly like a telephone in a
+thunder-storm. Wooden ships shriek and growl and grunt, but iron
+vessels throb and quiver through all their hundreds of ribs and
+thousands of rivets. The Dimbula was very strongly built, and
+every piece of her had a letter or a number, or both, to describe
+it; and every piece had been hammered, or forged, or rolled, or
+punched by man, and had lived in the roar and rattle of the shipyard
+for months. Therefore, every piece had its own separate voice, in
+exact proportion to the amount of trouble spent upon it. Cast-iron,
+as a rule, says very little; but mild steel plates and wrought-iron,
+and ribs and beams that have been much bent and welded and riveted,
+talk continuously. Their conversation, of course, is not half as
+wise as our human talk, because they are all, though they do not
+know it, bound down one to the other in a black darkness, where
+they cannot tell what is happening near them, nor what will overtake
+them next.
+
+As soon as she had cleared the Irish coast, a sullen, grey-headed
+old wave of the Atlantic climbed leisurely over her straight bows,
+and sat down on the steam-capstan used for hauling up the anchor.
+Now the capstan and the engine that drove it had been newly painted
+red and green; besides which, nobody likes being ducked.
+
+"Don't you do that again," the capstan sputtered through the
+teeth of his cogs. "Hi! Where's the fellow gone?"
+
+The wave had slouched overside with a plop and a chuckle; but
+"Plenty more where he came from," said a brother-wave, and went
+through and over the capstan, who was bolted firmly to an iron
+plate on the iron deck-beams below.
+
+"Can't you keep still up there?" said the deckbeams. "What's the
+matter with you? One minute you weigh twice as much as you ought
+to, and the next you don't!"
+
+"It isn't my fault," said the capstan. "There's a green brute
+outside that comes and hits me on the head."
+
+"Tell that to the shipwrights. You've been in position for months
+and you've never wriggled like this before. If you aren't careful
+you'll strain us."
+
+"Talking of strain," said a low, rasping, unpleasant voice, are
+any of you fellows - you deck-beams, we mean - aware that those
+exceedingly ugly knees of yours happen to be riveted into our
+structure - ours?"
+
+"Who might you be?" the deck-beams inquired.
+
+"Oh, nobody in particular," was the answer. "We're only the port
+and starboard upper-deck stringers; and if you persist in heaving
+and hiking like this, we shall be reluctantly compelled to take
+steps."
+
+Now the stringers of the ship are long iron girders, so to speak,
+that run lengthways from stern to bow. They keep the iron frames
+(what are called ribs in a wooden ship) in place, and also help
+to hold the ends of the deck-beams, which go from side to side of
+the ship. Stringers always consider themselves most important,
+because they are so long.
+
+"You will take steps - will you?" This was a long echoing
+rumble. It came from the frames - scores and scores of them,
+each one about eighteen inches distant from the next, and each
+riveted to the stringers in four places. "We think you will have
+a certain amount of trouble in that"; and thousands and thousands
+of the little rivets that held everything together whispered: "You
+Will! You will! Stop quivering and be quiet. Hold on, brethren!
+Hold on! Hot Punches! What's that?"
+
+Rivets have no teeth, so they cannot chatter with fright; but they
+did their best as a fluttering jar swept along the ship from stern
+to bow, and she shook like a rat in a terrier's mouth.
+
+An unusually severe pitch, for the sea was rising, had lifted the
+big throbbing screw nearly to the surface, and it was spinning
+round in a kind of soda-water - half sea and half air - going
+much faster than was proper, because there was no deep water for
+it to work in. As it sank again, the engines - and they were
+triple expansion, three cylinders in a row - snorted through all
+their three pistons. "Was that a joke, you fellow outside? It's
+an uncommonly poor one. How are we to do our work if you fly off
+the handle that way?"
+
+"I didn't fly off the handle," said the screw, twirling huskily
+at the end of the screw-shaft. "If I had, you'd have been
+scrap-iron by this time. The sea dropped away from under me, and
+I had nothing to catch on to. That's all."
+
+That's all, d'you call it?" said the thrust-block, whose business
+it is to take the push of the screw; for if a screw had nothing to
+hold it back it would crawl right into the engine-room. (It is
+the holding back of the screwing action that gives the drive to a
+ship.) "I know I do my work deep down and out of sight, but I warn
+you I expect justice. All I ask for is bare justice. Why can't
+you push steadily and evenly, instead of whizzing like a whirligig,
+and making me hot under all my collars?" The thrust-block had six
+collars, each faced with brass, and he did not wish to get them
+heated.
+
+All the bearings that supported the fifty feet of screw-shaft as
+it ran to the stern whispered: "Justice - give us justice."
+
+"I can only give you what I can get," the screw answered. "Look
+out! It's coming again!"
+
+He rose with a roar as the Dimbula plunged, and "whack - flack -
+whack - whack" went the engines, furiously, for they had little
+to check them.
+
+"I'm the noblest outcome of human ingenuity - Mr. Buchanan says
+so," squealed the high-pressure cylinder. "This is simply
+ridiculous!" The piston went up savagely, and choked, for half
+the steam behind it was mixed with dirty water. "Help! Oiler!
+Fitter! Stoker! Help I'm choking," it gasped. "Never in the
+history of maritime invention has such a calamity over-taken one
+so young and strong. And if I go, who's to drive the ship?"
+
+"Hush! oh, hush!" whispered the Steam, who, of course, had been
+to sea many times before. He used to spend his leisure ashore in
+a cloud, or a gutter, or a flower-pot, or a thunder-storm, or
+anywhere else where water was needed. "That's only a little
+priming, a little carrying-over, as they call it. It'll happen
+all night, on and off. I don't say it's nice, but it's the best
+we can do under the circumstances."
+
+"What difference can circumstances make? I'm here to do my work
+- on clean, dry steam. Blow circumstances!" the cylinder roared.
+
+"The circumstances will attend to the blowing. I've worked on the
+North Atlantic run a good many times - it's going to be rough
+before morning."
+
+"It isn't distressingly calm now," said the extra strong frames -
+they were called web-frames - in the engine-room. "There's an
+upward thrust that we don't understand, and there's a twist that
+is very bad for our brackets and diamond-plates, and there's a
+sort of west-northwesterly pull, that follows the twist, which
+seriously annoys us. We mention this because we happened to cost
+a good deal of money, and we feel sure that the owner would not
+approve of our being treated in this frivolous way."
+
+I'm afraid the matter is out of owner's hands for the present,"
+said the Steam, slipping into the condenser. "You're left to
+your own devices till the weather betters."
+
+"I wouldn't mind the weather," said a flat bass voice below;
+"it's this confounded cargo that's breaking my heart. I'm the
+garboard-strake, and I'm twice as thick as most of the others,
+and I ought to know something."
+
+The garboard-strake is the lowest plate in the bottom of a ship,
+and the Dimbula's garboard-strake was nearly three-quarters of an
+inch mild steel.
+
+"The sea pushes me up in a way I should never have expected," the
+strake grunted, "and the cargo pushes me down, and, between the
+two, I don't know what I'm supposed to do."
+
+"When in doubt, hold on," rumbled the Steam, making head in the
+boilers.
+
+"Yes; but there's only dark, and cold, and hurry, down here; and
+how do I know whether the other plates are doing their duty?
+Those bulwark-plates up above, I've heard, ain't more than
+five-sixteenths of an inch thick - scandalous, I call it."
+
+"I agree with you," said a huge web-frame, by the main cargo-hatch.
+He was deeper and thicker than all the others, and curved half-way
+across the ship in the shape of half an arch, to support the deck
+where deck-beams would have been in the way of cargo coming up and
+down. "I work entirely unsupported, and I observe that I am the
+sole strength of this vessel, so far as my vision extends. The
+responsibility, I assure you, is enormous. I believe the
+money-value of the cargo is over one hundred and fifty thousand
+pounds. Think of that!"
+
+"And every pound of it is dependent on my personal exertions."
+Here spoke a sea-valve that communicated directly with the water
+outside, and was seated not very far from the garboard-strake.
+"I rejoice to think that I am a Prince-Hyde Valve, with best Para
+rubber facings. Five patents cover me - I mention this without
+pride - five separate and several patents, each one finer than
+the other. At present I am screwed fast. Should I open, you
+would immediately be swamped. This is incontrovertible!"
+
+Patent things always use the longest words they can. It is a
+trick that they pick up from their inventors.
+
+"That's news," said a big centrifugal bilge-pump. "I had an idea
+that you were employed to clean decks and things with. At least,
+I've used you for that more than once. I forget the precise number,
+in thousands, of gallons which I am guaranteed to throw per hour;
+but I assure you, my complaining friends, that there is not the
+least danger. I alone am capable of clearing any water that may
+find its way here. By my Biggest Deliveries, we pitched then!"
+
+The sea was getting up in workmanlike style. It was a dead westerly
+gale, blown from under a ragged opening of green sky, narrowed on
+all sides by fat, grey clouds; and the wind bit like pincers as it
+fretted the spray into lacework on the flanks of the waves.
+
+"I tell you what it is," the foremast telephoned down its
+wire-stays. "I'm up here, and I can take a dispassionate view
+of things. There's an organised conspiracy against us. I'm
+sure of it, because every single one of these waves is heading
+directly for our bows. The whole sea is concerned in it - and
+so's the wind. It's awful!"
+
+"What's awful?" said a wave, drowning the capstan for the
+hundredth time.
+
+"This organised conspiracy on your part," the capstan gurgled,
+taking his cue from the mast. "Organised bubbles and spindrift!
+There has been a depression in the Gulf of Mexico. Excuse me!"
+He leaped overside; but his friends took up the tale one after
+another.
+
+"Which has advanced - "That wave hove green water over the funnel.
+
+"As far as Cape Hatteras - " He drenched the bridge.
+
+"And is now going out to sea - to sea - to sea!" The third went
+out in three surges, making a clean sweep of a boat, which turned
+bottom up and sank in the darkening troughs alongside, while the
+broken falls whipped the davits.
+
+"That's all there is to it," seethed the white water roaring through
+the scuppers. "There's no animus in our proceedings. We're only
+meteorological corollaries."
+
+"Is it going to get any worse?" said the bow-anchor chained down
+to the deck, where he could only breathe once in five minutes.
+
+"Not knowing, can't say. Wind may blow a bit by midnight.
+Thanks awfully. Good-bye."
+
+The wave that spoke so politely had travelled some distance aft,
+and found itself all mixed up on the deck amidships, which was a
+well-deck sunk between high bulwarks. One of the bulwark-plates,
+which was hung on hinges to open outward, had swung out, and
+passed the bulk of the water back to the sea again with a clean
+smack.
+
+"Evidently that's what I'm made for," said the plate, closing
+again with a sputter of pride. "Oh, no, you don't, my friend!"
+The top of a wave was trying to get in from the outside, but as
+the plate did not open in that direction, the defeated water
+spurted back.
+
+"Not bad for five-sixteenths of an inch," said the bulwark-plate.
+"My work, I see, is laid down for the night"; and it began opening
+and shutting, as it was designed to do, with the motion of the ship.
+
+"We are not what you might call idle," groaned all the frames
+together, as the Dimbula climbed a big wave, lay on her side at
+the top, and shot into the next hollow, twisting in the descent.
+A huge swell pushed up exactly under her middle, and her bow and
+stern hung free with nothing to support them. Then one joking
+wave caught her up at the bow, and another at the stern, while
+the rest of the water slunk away from under her just to see how
+she would like it; so she was held up at her two ends only, and
+the weight of the cargo and the machinery fell on the groaning
+iron keels and bilge-stringers.
+
+"Ease off! Ease off; there!" roared the garboard-strake. "I want
+one-eighth of an inch fair play. D' you hear me, you rivets!"
+
+"Ease off! Ease off!" cried the bilge-stringers. "Don't hold us
+so tight to the frames!"
+
+"Ease off!" grunted the deck-beams, as the Dimbula rolled
+fearfully. "You've cramped our knees into the stringers, and we
+can't move. Ease off; you flat-headed little nuisances."
+
+Then two converging seas hit the bows, one on each side, and fell
+away in torrents of streaming thunder.
+
+"Ease off!" shouted the forward collision-bulkhead. "I want to
+crumple up, but I'm stiffened in every direction. Ease off; you
+dirty little forge-filings. Let me breathe!"
+
+All the hundreds of plates that are riveted to the frames, and
+make the outside skin of every steamer, echoed the call, for
+each plate wanted to shift and creep a little, and each plate,
+according to its position, complained against the rivets.
+
+"We can't help it! We can't help it!" they murmured in reply.
+"We're put here to hold you, and we're going to do it; you never
+pull us twice in the same direction. If you'd say what you were
+going to do next, we'd try to meet your views.
+
+"As far as I could feel," said the upper-deck planking, and that
+was four inches thick, "every single iron near me was pushing or
+pulling in opposite directions. Now, what's the sense of that?
+My friends, let us all pull together."
+
+"Pull any way you please," roared the funnel, "so long as you
+don't try your experiments on me. I need fourteen wire-ropes,
+all pulling in different directions, to hold me steady. Isn't
+that so?"
+
+We believe you, my boy!" whistled the funnel-stays through their
+clinched teeth, as they twanged in the wind from the top of the
+funnel to the deck.
+
+"Nonsense! We must all pull together," the decks repeated. "Pull
+lengthways."
+
+"Very good," said the stringers; "then stop pushing sideways when
+you get wet. Be content to run gracefully fore and aft, and curve
+in at the ends as we do."
+
+"No - no curves at the end. A very slight workmanlike curve from
+side to side, with a good grip at each knee, and little pieces
+welded on," said the deck-beams.
+
+"Fiddle!" cried the iron pillars of the deep, dark hold. "Who
+ever heard of curves? Stand up straight; be a perfectly round
+column, and carry tons of good solid weight - like that! There!"
+A big sea smashed on the deck above, and the pillars stiffened
+themselves to the load.
+
+"Straight up and down is not bad," said the frames, who ran that
+way in the sides of the ship, "but you must also expand yourselves
+sideways. Expansion is the law of life, children. Open out! open
+ out!"
+
+"Come back!" said the deck-beams, savagely, as the upward heave
+of the sea made the frames try to open. "Come back to your bearings,
+you slack-jawed irons!"
+
+"Rigidity! Rigidity! Rigidity!" thumped the engines. "Absolute,
+unvarying rigidity - rigidity!"
+
+"You see!" whined the rivets, in chorus. "No two of you will ever
+pull alike, and - and you blame it all on us. We only know how to
+go through a plate and bite down on both sides so that it can't,
+and mustn't, and sha'n't move."
+
+"I've got one fraction of an inch play, at any rate," said the
+garboard-strake, triumphantly. So he had, and all the bottom of
+the ship felt the easier for it.
+
+"Then we're no good," sobbed the bottom rivets. "We were ordered
+- we were ordered - never to give; and we've given, and the sea
+will come in, and we'll all go to the bottom together! First
+we're blamed for everything unpleasant, and now we haven't the
+consolation of having done our work."
+
+"Don't say I told you," whispered the Steam, consolingly; "but,
+between you and me and the last cloud I came from, it was bound
+to happen sooner or later. You had to give a fraction, and you've
+given without knowing it. Now, hold on, as before."
+
+"What's the use?" a few hundred rivets chattered. "We've given -
+we've given; and the sooner we confess that we can't keep the ship
+together, and go off our little heads, the easier it will be. No
+rivet forged can stand this strain."
+
+"No one rivet was ever meant to. Share it among you," the Steam
+answered.
+
+"The others can have my share. I'm going to pull out," said a rivet
+in one of the forward plates.
+
+"If you go, others will follow," hissed the Steam. "There's
+nothing so contagious in a boat as rivets going. Why, I knew a
+little chap like you - he was an eighth of an inch fatter, though
+ - on a steamer - to be sure, she was only twelve hundred tons,
+now I come to think of it in exactly the same place as you are.
+He pulled out in a bit of a bobble of a sea, not half as bad as
+this, and he started all his friends on the same butt-strap, and
+the plates opened like a furnace door, and I had to climb into
+the nearest fog-bank, while the boat went down."
+
+"Now that's peculiarly disgraceful," said the rivet. "Fatter than
+me, was he, and in a steamer not half our tonnage? Reedy little
+peg! I blush for the family, sir." He settled himself more firmly
+than ever in his place, and the Steam chuckled.
+
+"You see," he went on, quite gravely, " a rivet, and especially a
+rivet in your position, is really the one indispensable part of
+the ship."
+
+The Steam did not say that be had whispered the very same thing
+to every single piece of iron aboard. There is no sense in telling
+too much.
+
+And all that while the little Dimbula pitched and chopped, and
+swung and slewed, and lay down as though she were going to die,
+and got up as though she had been stung, and threw her nose
+round and round in circles half a dozen times as she dipped, for
+the gale was at its worst. It was inky black, in spite of the
+tearing white froth on the waves, and, to top everything, the
+rain began to fall in sheets, so that you could not see your hand
+before your face. This did not make much difference to the
+ironwork below, but it troubled the foremast a good deal.
+
+"Now it's all finished," he said dismally. "The conspiracy is too
+strong for us. There is nothing left but to - "
+
+"Hurraar! Brrrraaah! Brrrrrrp!" roared the Steam through the
+fog-horn, till the decks quivered. "Don't be frightened, below.
+It's only me, just throwing out a few words, in case any one
+happens to be rolling round to-night."
+
+"You don't mean to say there's any one except us on the sea in
+such weather?" said the funnel, in a husky snuffle.
+
+"Scores of 'em," said the Steam, clearing its throat. "Rrrrrraaa!
+Brraaaaa! Prrrrp! It's a trifle windy up here; and, Great
+Boilers! how it rains!"
+
+"We're drowning," said the scuppers. They had been doing nothing
+else all night, but this steady thrash of rain above them seemed
+to be the end of the world.
+
+"That's all right. We'll be easier in an hour or two. First the
+wind and then the rain. Soon you may make sail again! Grrraaaaaah!
+Drrrraaaa! Drrrp! I have a notion that the sea is going down
+already. If it does you'll learn something about rolling. We've
+only pitched till now. By the way, aren't you chaps in the hold a
+little easier than you were?"
+
+There was just as much groaning and straining as ever, but it was
+not so loud or squeaky in tone; and when the ship quivered she
+did not jar stiffly, like a poker hit on the floor, but gave
+with a supple little waggle, like a perfectly balanced golf-club.
+
+"We have made a most amazing discovery," said the stringers, one
+after another. "A discovery that entirely changes the situation.
+We have found, for the first time in the history of ship-building,
+that the inward pull of the deck-beams and the outward thrust of
+the frames locks us, as it were, more closely in our places, and
+enables us to endure a strain which is entirely without parallel
+in the records of marine architecture."
+
+The Steam turned a laugh quickly into a roar up the fog-horn.
+"What massive intellects you great stringers have," he said
+softly, when he had finished.
+
+"We also," began the deck-beams, "are discoverers and geniuses.
+We are of opinion that the support of the hold-pillars materially
+helps us. We find that we lock up on them when we are subjected
+to a heavy and singular weight of sea above."
+
+Here the Dimbula shot down a hollow, lying almost on her side;
+righting at the bottom with a wrench and a spasm.
+
+"In these cases - are you aware of this, Steam? - the plating at
+the bows, and particularly at the stern - we would also mention
+the floors beneath us - help us to resist any tendency to spring.
+"The frames spoke, in the solemn awed voice which people use when
+they have just come across something entirely new for the very
+first time.
+
+"I'm only a poor puffy little flutterer," said the Steam, "but I
+have to stand a good deal of pressure in my business. It's all
+tremendously interesting. Tell us some more. You fellows are so
+strong."
+
+"Watch us and you'll see," said the bow-plates, proudly. "Ready,
+behind there! Here's the father and mother of waves coming! Sit
+tight, rivets all!" A great sluicing comber thundered by, but
+through the scuffle and confusion the Steam could hear the low,
+quick cries of the ironwork as the various strains took them -
+cries like these: "Easy, now - easy! Now push for all your
+strength! Hold out! Give a fraction! Hold up! Pull in! Shove
+crossways! Mind the strain at the ends! Grip, now! Bite tight!
+Let the water get away from under - and there she goes!"
+
+The wave raced off into the darkness, shouting, "Not bad, that,
+if it's your first run!" and the drenched and ducked ship throbbed
+to the beat of the engines inside her. All three cylinders were
+white with the salt spray that had come down through the engine-room
+hatch; there was white fur on the canvas-bound steam-pipes, and
+even the bright-work deep below was speckled and soiled; but the
+cylinders had learned to make the most of steam that was half water,
+and were pounding along cheerfully.
+
+"How's the noblest outcome of human ingenuity hitting it?" said
+the Steam, as he whirled through the engine-room.
+
+"Nothing for nothing in this world of woe," the cylinders answered,
+as though they had been working for centuries, "and precious little
+for seventy-five pounds head. We've made two knots this last hour
+and a quarter! Rather humiliating for eight hundred horse-power,
+isn't it?"
+
+"Well, it's better than drifting astern, at any rate. You seem
+rather less - how shall I put it - stiff in the back than you
+were."
+
+"If you'd been hammered as we've been this night, you wouldn't be
+stiff - iff - iff; either. Theoreti - retti - retti - cally, of
+course, rigidity is the thing. Purrr - purr - practically, there
+has to be a little give and take. We found that out by working on
+our sides for five minutes at a stretch - chch - chh. How's the
+weather?"
+
+"Sea's going down fast," said the Steam.
+
+"Good business," said the high-pressure cylinder. "Whack her up,
+boys. They've given us five pounds more steam"; and he began
+humming the first bars of "Said the young Obadiah to the old
+Obadiah," which, as you may have noticed, is a pet tune among
+engines not built for high speed. Racing-liners with twin-screws
+sing "The Turkish Patrol" and the overture to the "Bronze Horse,"
+and "Madame Angot," till something goes wrong, and then they
+render Gounod's "Funeral March of a Marionette," with variations.
+
+"You'll learn a song of your own some fine day," said the Steam,
+as he flew up the fog-horn for one last bellow.
+
+Next day the sky cleared and the sea dropped a little, and the
+Dimbula began to roll from side to side till every inch of iron
+in her was sick and giddy. But luckily they did not all feel ill
+at the same time: otherwise she would have opened out like a wet
+paper box.
+
+The Steam whistled warnings as he went about his business: it is
+in this short, quick roll and tumble that follows a heavy sea that
+most of the accidents happen, for then everything thinks that the
+worst is over and goes off guard. So he orated and chattered till
+the beams and frames and floors and stringers and things had
+learned how to lock down and lock up on one another, and endure
+this new kind of strain.
+
+They found ample time to practise, for they were sixteen days at
+sea, and it was foul weather till within a hundred miles of New
+York. The Dimbula picked up her pilot, and came in covered with
+salt and red rust. Her funnel was dirty-grey from top to bottom;
+two boats had been carried away; three copper ventilators looked
+like hats after a fight with the police; the bridge had a dimple
+in the middle of it; the house that covered the steam steering-gear
+was split as with hatchets; there was a bill for small repairs in
+the engine-room almost as long as the screw-shaft; the forward
+cargo-hatch fell into bucket-staves when they raised the iron
+cross-bars; and the steam-capstan had been badly wrenched on its
+bed. Altogether, as the skipper said, it was "a pretty general
+average."
+
+"But she's soupled," he said to Mr. Buchanan. "For all her
+dead-weight she rode like a yacht. Ye mind that last blow off
+the Banks - I am proud of her, Buck."
+
+"It's vera good," said the chief engineer, looking along the
+dishevelled decks. "Now, a man judgin' superfeecially would say
+we were a wreck, but we know otherwise - by experience."
+
+Naturally everything in the Dimbula fairly stiffened with pride,
+and the foremast and the forward collision-bulkhead, who are
+pushing creatures, begged the Steam to warn the Port of New York
+of their arrival. "Tell those big boats all about us," they said.
+"They seem to take us quite as a matter of course."
+
+It was a glorious, clear, dead calm morning, and in single file,
+with less than half a mile between each, their bands playing and
+their tugboats shouting and waving handkerchiefs, were the Majestic,
+the Paris, the Touraine, the Servia, the Kaiser Wilhelm II, and
+the Werkendam, all statelily going out to sea. As the Dimbula
+shifted her helm to give the great boats clear way, the Steam
+(who knows far too much to mind making an exhibition of himself
+now and then) shouted:
+
+Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Princes, Dukes, and Barons of the High Seas!
+Know ye by these presents, we are the Dimbula, fifteen days nine
+hours from Liverpool, having crossed the Atlantic with four thousand
+ton of cargo for the first time in our career! We have not
+foundered. We are here. 'Eer! 'Eer! We are not disabled. But
+we have had a time wholly unparalleled in the annals of ship-building!
+Our decks were swept! We pitched; we rolled! We thought we were
+going to die! Hi! Hi! But we didn't. We wish to give notice that
+we have come to New York all the way across the Atlantic, through the
+worst weather in the world; and we are the Dimbula! We are - arr
+- ha - ha - ha-r-r-r!"
+
+The beautiful line of boats swept by as steadily as the procession
+of the Seasons. The Dimbula heard the Majestic say, "Hmph!" and
+the Paris grunted, "How!" and the Touraine said, "Oui!" with a
+little coquettish flicker of steam; and the Servia said, "Haw!" and
+the Kaiser and the Werkendam said, "Hoch!" Dutch fashion - and that
+was absolutely all.
+
+"I did my best," said the Steam, gravely, "but I don't think they
+were much impressed with us, somehow. Do you?"
+
+"It's simply disgusting," said the bow-plates. "They might have
+seen what we've been through. There isn't a ship on the sea that
+has suffered as we have - is there, now?"
+
+"Well, I wouldn't go so far as that," said the Steam, "because
+I've worked on some of those boats, and sent them through
+weather quite as bad as the fortnight that we've had, in six
+days; and some of them are a little over ten thousand tons, I
+believe. Now I've seen the Majestic, for instance, ducked from
+her bows to her funnel; and I've helped the Arizona, I think she
+was, to back off an iceberg she met with one dark night; and I
+had to run out of the Paris's engine-room, one day, because
+there was thirty foot of water in it. Of course, I don't deny - "
+The Steam shut off suddenly, as a tugboat, loaded with a political
+club and a brass band, that had been to see a New York Senator off
+to Europe, crossed their bows, going to Hoboken. There was a
+long silence that reached, without a break, from the cut-water to
+the propeller-blades of the Dimbula.
+
+Then a new, big voice said slowly and thickly, as though the
+owner had just waked up: "It's my conviction that I have made a
+fool of myself."
+
+The Steam knew what had happened at once; for when a ship finds
+herself all the talking of the separate pieces ceases and melts
+into one voice, which is the soul of the ship.
+
+"Who are you?" he said, with a laugh.
+"I am the Dimbula, of course. I've never been anything else
+except that - and a fool!"
+
+The tugboat, which was doing its very best to be run down, got
+away just in time; its band playing clashily and brassily a
+popular but impolite air:
+
+ In the days of old Rameses - are you on?
+ In the days of old Rameses - are you on?
+ In the days of old Rameses,
+ That story had paresis,
+ Are you on - are you on - are you on?
+
+"Well, I'm glad you've found yourself," said the Steam. "To tell
+the truth, I was a little tired of talking to all those ribs and
+stringers. Here's Quarantine. After that we'll go to our wharf
+and clean up a little, and - next month we'll do it all over again."
+
+
+
+THE TOMB OF HIS ANCESTORS
+
+
+
+Some people will tell you that if there were but a single loaf of
+bread in all India it would be divided equally between the Plowdens,
+the Trevors, the Beadons, and the Rivett-Carnacs. That is only one
+way of saying that certain families serve India generation after
+generation, as dolphins follow in line across the open sea.
+
+Let us take a small and obscure case. There has been at least one
+representative of the Devonshire Chinns in or near Central India
+since the days of Lieutenant-Fireworker Humphrey Chinn, of the
+Bombay European Regiment, who assisted at the capture of
+Seringapatam in 1799. Alfred Ellis Chinn, Humphrey's younger
+brother, commanded a regiment of Bombay grenadiers from 1804 to
+1813, when he saw some mixed fighting; and in 1834 John Chinn of
+the same family - we will call him John Chinn the First - came to
+light as a level-headed administrator in time of trouble at a
+place called Mundesur. He died young, but left his mark on the
+new country, and the Honourable the Board of Directors of the
+Honourable the East India Company embodied his virtues in a
+stately resolution, and paid for the expenses of his tomb among
+the Satpura hills.
+
+He was succeeded by his son, Lionel Chinn, who left the little
+old Devonshire home just in time to be severely wounded in the
+Mutiny. He spent his working life within a hundred and fifty miles
+of John Chinn's grave, and rose to the command of a regiment of
+small, wild hill-men, most of whom had known his father. His son
+John was born in the small thatched-roofed, mud-walled cantonment,
+which is even to-day eighty miles from the nearest railway, in the
+heart of a scrubby, tigerish country. Colonel Lionel Chinn served
+thirty years and retired. In the Canal his steamer passed the
+outward-bound troop-ship, carrying his son eastward to the family
+duty.
+
+The Chinns are luckier than most folk, because they know exactly
+what they must do. A clever Chinn passes for the Bombay Civil
+Service, and gets away to Central India, where everybody is glad
+to see him. A dull Chinn enters the Police Department or the Woods
+and Forest, and sooner or later he, too, appears in Central India,
+and that is what gave rise to the saying, "Central India is
+inhabited by Bhils, Mairs, and Chinns, all very much alike." The
+breed is small-boned, dark, and silent, and the stupidest of them
+are good shots. John Chinn the Second was rather clever, but as
+the eldest son he entered the army, according to Chinn tradition.
+His duty was to abide in his father's regiment for the term of his
+natural life, though the corps was one which most men would have
+paid heavily to avoid. They were irregulars, small, dark, and
+blackish, clothed in rifle-green with black-leather trimmings;
+and friends called them the "Wuddars," which means a race of
+low-caste people who dig up rats to eat. But the Wuddars did not
+resent it. They were the only Wuddars, and their points of pride
+were these:
+
+Firstly, they had fewer English officers than any native regiment.
+Secondly, their subalterns were not mounted on parade, as is the
+general rule, but walked at the head of their men. A man who can
+hold his own with the Wuddars at their quickstep must be sound in
+wind and limb. Thirdly, they were the most pukka shikarries
+(out-and-out hunters) in all India. Fourthly-up to one-hundredthly
+ - they were the Wuddars - Chinn's Irregular Bhil Levies of the
+old days, but now, henceforward and for ever, the Wuddars.
+
+No Englishman entered their mess except for love or through family
+usage. The officers talked to their soldiers in a tongue not two
+hundred white folk in India understood; and the men were their
+children, all drawn from the Bhils, who are, perhaps, the strangest
+of the many strange races in India. They were, and at heart are,
+wild men, furtive, shy, full of untold superstitions. The races
+whom we call natives of the country found the Bhil in possession of
+the land when they first broke into that part of the world thousands
+of years ago. The books call them Pre-Aryan, Aboriginal, Dravidian,
+and so forth; and, in other words, that is what the Bhils call
+themselves. When a Rajput chief whose bards can sing his pedigree
+backwards for twelve hundred years is set on the throne, his
+investiture is not complete till he has been marked on the forehead
+with blood from the veins of a Bhil. The Rajputs say the ceremony
+has no meaning, but the Bhil knows that it is the last, last shadow
+of his old rights as the long-ago owner of the soil.
+
+Centuries of oppression and massacre made the Bhil a cruel and
+half-crazy thief and cattle-stealer, and when the English came he
+seemed to be almost as open to civilisation as the tigers of his
+own jungles. But John Chinn the First, father of Lionel,
+grandfather of our John, went into his country, lived with him,
+learned his language, shot the deer that stole his poor crops, and
+won his confidence, so that some Bhils learned to plough and sow,
+while others were coaxed into the Company's service to police
+their friends.
+
+When they understood that standing in line did not mean instant
+execution, they accepted soldiering as a cumbrous but amusing kind
+of sport, and were zealous to keep the wild Bhils under control.
+That was the thin edge of the wedge. John Chinn the First gave
+them written promises that, if they were good from a certain date,
+the Government would overlook previous offences; and since John
+Chinn was never known to break his word - he promised once to hang
+a Bhil locally esteemed invulnerable, and hanged him in front of
+his tribe for seven proved murders - the Bhils settled down as
+steadily as they knew how. It was slow, unseen work, of the sort
+that is being done all over India to-day; and though John Chinn's
+only reward came, as I have said, in the shape of a grave at
+Government expense, the little people of the hills never forgot him.
+
+Colonel Lionel Chinn knew and loved them, too, and they were very
+fairly civilised, for Bhils, before his service ended. Many of
+them could hardly be distinguished from low-caste Hindoo farmers;
+but in the south, where John Chinn the First was buried, the
+wildest still clung to the Satpura ranges, cherishing a legend
+that some day Jan Chinn, as they called him, would return to his
+own. In the mean time they mistrusted the white man and his ways.
+The least excitement would stampede them, plundering, at random,
+and now and then killing; but if they were handled discreetly they
+grieved like children, and promised never to do it again.
+
+The Bhils of the regiment - the uniformed men - were virtuous in
+many ways, but they needed humouring. They felt bored and
+homesick unless taken after tiger as beaters; and their
+cold-blooded daring - all Wuddars shoot tigers on foot: it is
+their caste-mark - made even the officers wonder. They would
+follow up a wounded tiger as unconcernedly as though it were a
+sparrow with a broken wing; and this through a country full of
+caves and rifts and pits, where a wild beast could hold a dozen
+men at his mercy. Now and then some little man was brought to
+barracks with his head smashed in or his ribs torn away; but his
+companions never learned caution; they contented themselves with
+settling the tiger.
+
+Young John Chinn was decanted at the verandah of the Wuddars'
+lonely mess-house from the back seat of a two-wheeled cart, his
+gun-cases cascading all round him. The slender little, hookey-nosed
+boy looked forlorn as a strayed goat when he slapped the white dust
+off his knees, and the cart jolted down the glaring road. But in
+his heart he was contented. After all, this was the place where
+he had been born, and things were not much changed since he had
+been sent to England, a child, fifteen years ago.
+
+There were a few new buildings, but the air and the smell and the
+sunshine were the same; and the little green men who crossed the
+parade-ground looked very familiar. Three weeks ago John Chinn
+would have said he did not remember a word of the Bhil tongue, but
+at the mess door he found his lips moving in sentences that he did
+not understand - bits of old nursery rhymes, and tail-ends of such
+orders as his father used to give the men.
+
+The Colonel watched him come up the steps, and laughed.
+
+"Look!" he said to the Major. "No need to ask the young un's
+breed. He's a pukka Chinn. 'Might be his father in the Fifties
+over again."
+
+"'Hope he'll shoot as straight," said the Major. "He's brought
+enough ironmongery with him."
+
+"'Wouldn't be a Chinn if he didn't. Watch him blowin' his nose.
+'Regular Chinn beak. 'Flourishes his handkerchief like his father.
+It's the second edition - line for line."
+
+"'Fairy tale, by Jove!" said the Major, peering through the slats
+of the jalousies. "If he's the lawful heir, he'll .... Now
+old Chinn could no more pass that chick without fiddling with it
+than ...."
+
+"His son!" said the Colonel, jumping up.
+
+"Well, I be blowed!" said the Major. The boy's eye had been
+caught by a split-reed screen that hung on a slew between the
+veranda pillars, and, mechanically, he had tweaked the edge to
+set it level. Old Chinn had sworn three times a day at that
+screen for many years; he could never get it to his satisfaction.
+
+His son entered the anteroom in the middle of a fivefold silence.
+They made him welcome for his father's sake and, as they took stock
+of him, for his own. He was ridiculously like the portrait of the
+Colonel on the wall, and when he had washed a little of the dust
+from his throat he went to his quarters with the old man's short,
+noiseless jungle-step.
+
+"So much for heredity," said the Major. "That comes of four
+generations among the Bhils."
+
+"And the men know it," said a Wing officer. "They've been waiting
+for this youth with their tongues hanging out. I am persuaded
+that, unless he absolutely beats 'em over the head, they'll lie
+down by companies and worship him."
+
+"Nothin' like havin' a father before you," said the Major. "I'm
+a parvenu with my chaps. I've only been twenty years in the
+regiment, and my revered parent he was a simple squire. There's
+no getting at the bottom of a Bhil's mind. Now, why is the
+superior bearer that young Chinn brought with him fleeing across
+country with his bundle?" He stepped into the verandah, and
+shouted after the man - a typical new-joined subaltern's servant
+who speaks English and cheats in proportion.
+
+What is it?" he called.
+
+Plenty bad man here. I going, sar," was the reply. "'Have taken
+Sahib's keys, and say will shoot."
+
+"Doocid lucid - doocid convincin'. How those up-country thieves
+can leg it! He has been badly frightened by some one." The Major
+strolled to his quarters to dress for mess.
+
+Young Chinn, walking like a man in a dream, had fetched a compass
+round the entire cantonment before going to his own tiny cottage.
+The captain's quarters, in which he had been born, delayed him for
+a little; then he looked at the well on the parade-ground, where
+he had sat of evenings with his nurse, and at the ten-by-fourteen
+church, where the officers went to service if a chaplain of any
+official creed happened to come along. It seemed very small as
+compared with the gigantic buildings he used to stare up at, but
+it was the same place.
+
+>From time to time he passed a knot of silent soldiers, who saluted.
+They might have been the very men who had carried him on their
+backs when he was in his first knickerbockers. A faint light
+burned in his room, and, as he entered, hands clasped his feet,
+and a voice murmured from the floor.
+
+"Who is it?" said young Chinn, not knowing he spoke in the Bhil
+tongue.
+
+"I bore you in my arms, Sahib, when I was a strong man and you
+were a small one - crying, crying, crying! I am your servant,
+as I was your father's before you. We are all your servants."
+
+Young Chinn could not trust himself to reply, and the voice went
+on:
+
+"I have taken your keys from that fat foreigner, and sent him
+away; and the studs are in the shirt for mess. Who should know,
+if I do not know? And so the baby has become a man, and forgets
+his nurse; but my nephew shall make a good servant, or I will
+beat him twice a day."
+
+Then there rose up, with a rattle, as straight as a Bhil arrow, a
+little white-haired wizened ape of a man, with medals and orders
+on his tunic, stammering, saluting, and trembling. Behind him a
+young and wiry Bhil, in uniform, was taking the trees out of
+Chinn's mess-boots.
+
+Chinn's eyes were full of tears. The old man held out his keys.
+
+"Foreigners are bad people. He will never come back again. We
+are all servants of your father's son. Has the Sahib forgotten
+who took him to see the trapped tiger in the village across the
+river, when his mother was so frightened and he was so brave?"
+
+The scene came back to Chinn in great magic-lantern flashes.
+"Bukta!" he cried; and all in a breath: "You promised nothing
+should hurt me. Is it Bukta?"
+
+The man was at his feet a second time. "He has not forgotten. He
+remembers his own people as his father remembered. Now can I die.
+But first I will live and show the Sahib how to kill tigers. That
+that yonder is my nephew. If he is not a good servant, beat him
+and send him to me, and I will surely kill him, for now the Sahib
+is with his own people. Ai, Jan haba - Jan haba! My Jan haba!
+I will stay here and see that this does his work well. Take off
+his boots, fool. Sit down upon the bed, Sahib, and let me look.
+It is Jan haba."
+
+He pushed forward the hilt of his sword as a sign of service,
+which is an honour paid only to viceroys, governors, generals,
+or to little children whom one loves dearly. Chinn touched the
+hilt mechanically with three fingers, muttering he knew not what.
+It happened to be the old answer of his childhood, when Bukta in
+jest called him the little General Sahib.
+
+The Major's quarters were opposite Chinn's, and when he heard his
+servant gasp with surprise he looked across the room. Then the
+Major sat on the bed and whistled; for the spectacle of the
+senior native commissioned officer of the regiment, an "unmixed"
+Bhil, a Companion of the Order of British India, with thirty-five
+years' spotless service in the army, and a rank among his own
+people superior to that of many Bengal princelings, valeting the
+last-joined subaltern, was a little too much for his nerves.
+
+The throaty bugles blew the Mess-call that has a long legend
+behind it. First a few piercing notes like the shrieks of
+beaters in a far-away cover, and next, large, full, and smooth,
+the refrain of the wild song: "And oh, and oh, the green pulse
+of Mundore - Mundore!"
+
+"All little children were in bed when the Sahib heard that call
+last," said Bukta, passing Chinn a clean handkerchief. The call
+brought back memories of his cot under the mosquito-netting, his
+mother's kiss, and the sound of footsteps growing fainter as he
+dropped asleep among his men. So he hooked the dark collar of
+his new mess-jacket, and went to dinner like a prince who has
+newly inherited his father's crown.
+
+Old Bukta swaggered forth curling his whiskers. He knew his own
+value, and no money and no rank within the gift of the Government
+would have induced him to put studs in young officers' shirts, or
+to hand them clean ties. Yet, when he took off his uniform that
+night, and squatted among his fellows for a quiet smoke, he told
+them what he had done, and they said that he was entirely right.
+Thereat Bukta propounded a theory which to a white mind would
+have seemed raving insanity; but the whispering, level-headed
+little men of war considered it from every point of view, and
+thought that there might be a great deal in it.
+
+At mess under the oil-lamps the talk turned as usual to the
+unfailing subject of shikar - big game-shooting of every kind
+and under all sorts of conditions. Young Chinn opened his eyes
+when he understood that each one of his companions had shot
+several tigers in the Wuddar style - on foot, that is - making no
+more of the business than if the brute had been a dog.
+
+"In nine cases out of ten," said the Major, "a tiger is almost as
+dangerous as a porcupine. But the tenth time you come home feet
+first."
+
+That set all talking, and long before midnight Chinn's brain was
+in a whirl with stories of tigers - man-eaters and cattle-killers
+each pursuing his own business as methodically as clerks in an
+office; new tigers that had lately come into such-and-such a
+district; and old, friendly beasts of great cunning, known by
+nicknames in the mess-such as "Puggy," who was lazy, with huge
+paws, and "Mrs. Malaprop," who turned up when you never expected
+her, and made female noises. Then they spoke of Bhil superstitions,
+a wide and picturesque field, till young Chinn hinted that they
+must be pulling his leg.
+
+"'Deed, we aren't," said a man on his left. "We know all about
+you. You're a Chinn and all that, and you've a sort of vested
+right here; but if you don't believe what we're telling you, what
+will you do when old Bukta begins his stories? He knows about
+ghost-tigers, and tigers that go to a hell of their own; and
+tigers that walk on their hind feet; and your grandpapa's
+riding-tiger, as well. 'Odd he hasn't spoken of that yet."
+
+"You know you've an ancestor buried down Satpura way, don't you?"
+said the Major, as Chinn smiled irresolutely.
+
+"Of course I do," said Chinn, who had the chronicle of the Book
+of Chinn by heart. It lies in a worn old ledger on the Chinese
+lacquer table behind the piano in the Devonshire home, and the
+children are allowed to look at it on Sundays.
+
+"Well, I wasn't sure. Your revered ancestor, my boy, according
+to the Bhils, has a tiger of his own - a saddle-tiger that he
+rides round the country whenever he feels inclined. I don't call
+it decent in an ex-Collector's ghost; but that is what the Southern
+Bhils believe. Even our men, who might be called moderately cool,
+don't care to beat that country if they hear that Jan Chinn is
+running about on his tiger. It is supposed to be a clouded animal
+ - not stripy, but blotchy, like a tortoise-shell tom-cat. No
+end of a brute, it is, and a sure sign of war or pestilence or
+ - or something. There's a nice family legend for you."
+
+"What's the origin of it, d' you suppose?" said Chinn.
+
+"Ask the Satpura Bhils. Old Jan Chinn was a mighty hunter before
+the Lord. Perhaps it was the tiger's revenge, or perhaps he's
+huntin' 'em still. You must go to his tomb one of these days and
+inquire. Bukta will probably attend to that. He was asking me
+before you came whether by any ill-luck you had already bagged
+your tiger. If not, he is going to enter you under his own wing.
+Of course, for you of all men it's imperative. You'll have a
+first-class time with Bukta."
+
+The Major was not wrong. Bukta kept an anxious eye on young Chinn
+at drill, and it was noticeable that the first time the new officer
+lifted up his voice in an order the whole line quivered. Even the
+Colonel was taken aback, for it might have been Lionel Chinn
+returned from Devonshire with a new lease of life. Bukta had
+continued to develop his peculiar theory among his intimates, and
+it was accepted as a matter of faith in the lines, since every
+word and gesture on young Chinn's part so confirmed it.
+
+The old man arranged early that his darling should wipe out the
+reproach of not having shot a tiger; but he was not content to
+take the first or any beast that happened to arrive. In his own
+villages he dispensed the high, low, and middle justice, and when
+his people - naked and fluttered - came to him with word of a
+beast marked down, he bade them send spies to the kills and the
+watering-places, that he might be sure the quarry was such an one
+as suited the dignity of such a man.
+
+Three or four times the reckless trackers returned, most truthfully
+saying that the beast was mangy, undersized - a tigress worn with
+nursing, or a broken-toothed old male - and Bukta would curb young
+Chinn's impatience.
+
+At last, a noble animal was marked down - a ten-foot cattle-killer
+with a huge roll of loose skin along the belly, glossy-hided,
+full-frilled about the neck, whiskered, frisky, and young. He
+had slain a man in pure sport, they said.
+
+"Let him be fed," quoth Bukta, and the villagers dutifully drove
+out a cow to amuse him, that he might lie up near by.
+
+Princes and potentates have taken ship to India and spent great
+moneys for the mere glimpse of beasts one-half as fine as this
+of Bukta's.
+
+"It is not good," said he to the Colonel, when he asked for
+shooting-leave, "that my Colonel's son who may be - that my
+Colonel's son should lose his maidenhead on any small jungle
+beast. That may come after. I have waited long for this which
+is a tiger. He has come in from the Mair country. In seven days
+we will return with the skin."
+
+The mess gnashed their teeth enviously. Bukta, had he chosen,
+might have invited them all. But he went out alone with Chinn,
+two days in a shooting-cart and a day on foot, till they came to
+a rocky, glary valley with a pool of good water in it. It was a
+parching day, and the boy very naturally stripped and went in for
+a bathe, leaving Bukta by the clothes. A white skin shows far
+against brown jungle, and what Bukta beheld on Chinn's back and
+right shoulder dragged him forward step by step with staring
+eyeballs.
+
+"I'd forgotten it isn't decent to strip before a man of his
+position," said Chinn, flouncing in the water. "How the little
+devil stares! What is it, Bukta?" "The Mark!" was the whispered
+answer.
+
+"It is nothing. You know how it is with my people!" Chinn was
+annoyed. The dull-red birth-mark on his shoulder, something like
+a conventionalised Tartar cloud, had slipped his memory or he
+would not have bathed. It occurred, so they said at home, in
+alternate generations, appearing, curiously enough, eight or nine
+years after birth, and, save that it was part of the Chinn
+inheritance, would not be considered pretty. He hurried ashore,
+dressed again, and went on till they met two or three Bhils, who
+promptly fell on their faces. "My people," grunted Bukta, not
+condescending to notice them. "And so your people, Sahib. When I
+was a young man we were fewer, but not so weak. Now we are many,
+but poor stock. As may be remembered. How will you shoot him,
+Sahib? From a tree; from a shelter which my people shall build;
+by day or by night?"
+
+"On foot and in the daytime," said young Chinn.
+
+"That was your custom, as I have heard," said Bukta to himself "I
+will get news of him. Then you and I will go to him. I will
+carry one gun. You have yours. There is no need of more. What
+tiger shall stand against thee?"
+
+He was marked down by a little water-hole at the head of a ravine,
+full-gorged and half asleep in the May sunlight. He was walked up
+like a partridge, and he turned to do battle for his life. Bukta
+made no motion to raise his rifle, but kept his eyes on Chinn, who
+met the shattering roar of the charge with a single shot - it
+seemed to him hours as he sighted - which tore through the throat,
+smashing the backbone below the neck and between the shoulders.
+The brute couched, choked, and fell, and before Chinn knew well
+what had happened Bukta bade him stay still while he paced the
+distance between his feet and the ringing jaws.
+
+"Fifteen," said Bukta. "Short paces. No need for a second shot,
+Sahib. He bleeds cleanly where he lies, and we need not spoil
+the skin. I said there would be no need of these, but they came
+- in case."
+
+Suddenly the sides of the ravine were crowned with the heads of
+Bukta's people - a force that could have blown the ribs out of
+the beast had Chinn's shot failed; but their guns were hidden,
+and they appeared as interested beaters, some five or six waiting
+the word to skin. Bukta watched the life fade from the wild eyes,
+lifted one hand, and turned on his heel.
+
+"No need to show that we care," said he. "Now, after this, we can
+kill what we choose. Put out your hand, Sahib."
+
+Chinn obeyed. It was entirely steady, and Bukta nodded. "That
+also was your custom. My men skin quickly. They will carry the
+skin to cantonments. Will the Sahib come to my poor village for
+the night and, perhaps, forget that I am his officer?"
+
+"But those men - the beaters. They have worked hard, and perhaps -"
+
+"Oh, if they skin clumsily, we will skin them. They are my people.
+In the lines I am one thing. Here I am another."
+
+This was very true. When Bukta doffed uniform and reverted to the
+fragmentary dress of his own people, he left his civilisation of
+drill in the next world. That night, after a little talk with his
+subjects, he devoted to an orgie; and a Bhil orgie is a thing not
+to be safely written about. Chinn, flushed with triumph, was in
+the thick of it, but the meaning of the mysteries was hidden.
+Wild folk came and pressed about his knees with offerings. He
+gave his flask to the elders of the village. They grew eloquent,
+and wreathed him about with flowers. Gifts and loans, not all
+seemly, were thrust upon him, and infernal music rolled and
+maddened round red fires, while singers sang songs of the ancient
+times, and danced peculiar dances. The aboriginal liquors are
+very potent, and Chinn was compelled to taste them often, but,
+unless the stuff had been drugged, how came he to fall asleep
+suddenly, and to waken late the next day - half a march from the
+village?
+
+"The Sahib was very tired. A little before dawn he went to sleep,"
+Bukta explained. "My people carried him here, and now it is time
+we should go back to cantonments."
+
+The voice, smooth and deferential, the step, steady and silent,
+made it hard to believe that only a few hours before Bukta was
+yelling and capering with naked fellow-devils of the scrub.
+
+"My people were very pleased to see the Sahib. They will never
+forget. When next the Sahib goes out recruiting, he will go to
+my people, and they will give him as many men as we need."
+
+Chinn kept his own counsel, except as to the shooting of the
+tiger, and Bukta embroidered that tale with a shameless tongue.
+The skin was certainly one of the finest ever hung up in the
+mess, and the first of many. When Bukta could not accompany his
+boy on shooting-trips, he took care to put him in good hands,
+and Chinn learned more of the mind and desire of the wild Bhil
+in his marches and campings, by talks at twilight or at wayside
+pools, than an uninstructed man could have come at in a
+lifetime.
+
+Presently his men in the regiment grew bold to speak of their
+relatives - mostly in trouble - and to lay cases of tribal custom
+before him. They would say, squatting in his verandah at
+twilight, after the easy, confidential style of the Wuddars,
+that such-and-such a bachelor had run away with such-and-such a
+wife at a far-off village. Now, how many cows would Chinn Sahib
+consider a just fine? Or, again, if written order came from the
+Government that a Bhil was to repair to a walled city of the
+plains to give evidence in a law-court, would it be wise to
+disregard that order? On the other hand, if it were obeyed, would
+the rash voyager return alive?
+
+"But what have I to do with these things?" Chinn demanded of Bukta,
+impatiently. "I am a soldier. I do not know the law."
+
+"Hoo! Law is for fools and white men. Give them a large and
+loud order, and they will abide by it. Thou art their law."
+
+"But wherefore?"
+
+Every trace of expression left Bukta's countenance. The idea might
+have smitten him for the first time. "How can I say?" he replied.
+"Perhaps it is on account of the name. A Bhil does not love
+strange things. Give them orders, Sahib- two, three, four words
+at a time such as they can carry away in their heads. That is
+enough."
+
+Chinn gave orders then, valiantly, not realising that a word spoken
+in haste before mess became the dread unappealable law of villages
+beyond the smoky hills was, in truth, no less than the Law of Jan
+Chinn the First, who, so the whispered legend ran, had come back
+to earth, to oversee the third generation, in the body and bones
+of his grandson.
+
+There could be no sort of doubt in this matter. All the Bhils
+knew that Jan Chinn reincarnated had honoured Bukta's village
+with his presence after slaying his first - in this life - tiger;
+that he had eaten and drunk with the people, as he was used; and
+- Bukta must have drugged Chinn's liquor very deeply - upon his
+back and right shoulder all men had seen the same angry red
+Flying Cloud that the high Gods had set on the flesh of Jan
+Chinn the First when first he came to the Bhil. As concerned the
+foolish white world which has no eyes, he was a slim and young
+officer in the Wuddars; but his own people knew he was Jan Chinn,
+who had made the Bhil a man; and, believing, they hastened to
+carry his words, careful never to alter them on the way.
+
+Because the savage and the child who plays lonely games have one
+horror of being laughed at or questioned, the little folk kept
+their convictions to themselves; and the Colonel, who thought he
+knew his regiment, never guessed that each one of the six hundred
+quick-footed, beady-eyed rank-and-file, to attention beside their
+rifles, believed serenely and unshakenly that the subaltern on the
+left flank of the line was a demi-god twice born - tutelary deity
+of their land and people. The Earth-gods themselves had stamped
+the incarnation, and who would dare to doubt the handiwork of the
+Earth-gods?
+
+Chinn, being practical above all things, saw that his family name
+served him well in the lines and in camp. His men gave no
+trouble - one does not commit regimental offences with a god in
+the chair of justice - and he was sure of the best beaters in the
+district when he needed them. They believed that the protection
+of Jan Chinn the First cloaked them, and were bold in that belief
+beyond the utmost daring of excited Bhils.
+
+His quarters began to look like an amateur natural-history museum,
+in spite of duplicate heads and horns and skulls that he sent home
+to Devonshire. The people, very humanly, learned the weak side of
+their god. It is true he was unbribable, but bird-skins,
+butterflies, beetles, and, above all, news of big game pleased him.
+ In other respects, too, he lived up to the Chinn tradition. He
+was fever-proof. A night's sitting out over a tethered goat in a
+damp valley, that would have filled the Major with a month's malaria,
+had no effect on him. He was, as they said, "salted before he was
+born."
+
+Now in the autumn of his second year's service an uneasy rumour
+crept out of the earth and ran about among the Bhils. Chinn heard
+nothing of it till a brother-officer said across the mess-table:
+"Your revered ancestor's on the rampage in the Satpura country.
+You'd better look him up."
+
+"I don't want to be disrespectful, but I'm a little sick of my
+revered ancestor. Bukta talks of nothing else. What's the old
+boy supposed to be doing now?"
+
+"Riding cross-country by moonlight on his processional tiger.
+That's the story. He's been seen by about two thousand Bhils,
+skipping along the tops of the Satpuras, and scaring people to
+death. They believe it devoutly, and all the Satpura chaps are
+worshipping away at his shrine - tomb, I mean - like good uns. You
+really ought to go down there. Must be a queer thing to see your
+grandfather treated as a god."
+
+"What makes you think there's any truth in the tale?" said Chinn.
+
+"Because all our men deny it. They say they've never heard of
+Chinn's tiger. Now that's a manifest lie, because every Bhil has."
+
+"There's only one thing you've overlooked," said the Colonel,
+thoughtfully. "When a local god reappears on earth, it's always
+an excuse for trouble of some kind; and those Satpura Bhils are
+about as wild as your grandfather left them, young un. It means
+something."
+
+"Meanin' they may go on the war-path?" said Chinn.
+
+"'Can't say - as yet. 'Shouldn't be surprised a little bit."
+
+"I haven't been told a syllable."
+
+"Proves it all the more. They are keeping something back."
+
+"Bukta tells me everything, too, as a rule. Now, why didn't he
+tell me that?"
+
+Chinn put the question directly to the old man that night, and
+the answer surprised him.
+
+"Why should I tell what is well known? Yes, the Clouded Tiger is
+out in the Satpura country."
+
+"What do the wild Bhils think that it means?"
+
+They do not know. They wait. Sahib, what is coming? Say only one
+little word, and we will be content."
+
+"We? What have tales from the south, where the jungly Bhils live,
+to do with drilled men?"
+
+"When Jan Chinn wakes is no time for any Bhil to be quiet."
+
+"But he has not waked, Bukta."
+
+"Sahib" - the old man's eyes were full of tender reproof - "if he
+does not wish to be seen, why does he go abroad in the moonlight?
+We know he is awake, but we do not know what he desires. Is it a
+sign for all the Bhils, or one that concerns the Satpura folk alone?
+Say one little word, Sahib, that I may carry it to the lines, and
+send on to our villages. Why does Jan Chinn ride out? Who has done
+wrong? Is it pestilence? Is it murrain? Will our children die?
+Is it a sword? Remember, Sahib, we are thy people and thy servants,
+and in this life I bore thee in my arms - not knowing."
+
+"Bukta has evidently looked on the cup this evening," Chinn thought;
+"but if I can do anything to soothe the old chap I must. It's like
+the Mutiny rumours on a small scale."
+
+He dropped into a deep wicker chair, over which was thrown his
+first tiger-skin, and his weight on the cushion flapped the clawed
+paws over his shoulders. He laid hold of them mechanically as he
+spoke, drawing the painted hide, cloak-fashion, about him.
+
+"Now will I tell the truth, Bukta," he said, leaning forward, the
+dried muzzle on his shoulder, to invent a specious lie.
+
+"I see that it is the truth," was the answer, in a shaking voice.
+
+"Jan Chinn goes abroad among the Satpuras, riding on the Clouded
+Tiger, ye say? Be it so. Therefore the sign of the wonder is for
+the Satpura Bhils only, and does not touch the Bhils who plough
+in the north and east, the Bhils of the Khandesh, or any others,
+except the Satpura Bhils, who, as we know, are wild and foolish."
+
+"It is, then, a sign for them. Good or bad?"
+
+"Beyond doubt, good. For why should Jan Chinn make evil to those
+whom he has made men? The nights over yonder are hot; it is ill
+to lie in one bed over-long without turning, and Jan Chinn would
+look again upon his people. So he rises, whistles his Clouded
+Tiger, and goes abroad a little to breathe the cool air. If the
+Satpura Bhils kept to their villages, and did not wander after
+dark, they would not see him. Indeed, Bukta, it is no more than
+that he would see the light again in his own country. Send this
+news south, and say that it is my word."
+
+Bukta bowed to the floor. "Good Heavens!" thought Chinn, "and
+this blinking pagan is a first-class officer, and as straight as
+a die! I may as well round it off neatly." He went on:
+
+"If the Satpura Bhils ask the meaning of the sign, tell them that
+Jan Chinn would see how they kept their old promises of good living.
+Perhaps they have plundered; perhaps they mean to disobey the
+orders of the Government; perhaps there is a dead man in the jungle;
+and so Jan Chinn has come to see."
+
+"Is he, then, angry?"
+
+"Bah! Am I ever angry with my Bhils? I say angry words, and
+threaten many things. Thou knowest, Bukta. I have seen thee smile
+behind the hand. I know, and thou knowest. The Bhils are my
+children. I have said it many times."
+
+"Ay. We be thy children," said Bukta.
+
+"And no otherwise is it with Jan Chinn, my father's father. He
+would see the land he loved and the people once again. It is a
+good ghost, Bukta. I say it. Go and tell them. And I do hope
+devoutly," he added, "that it will calm 'em down." Flinging back
+the tiger-skin, he rose with a long, unguarded yawn that showed
+his well-kept teeth.
+
+Bukta fled, to be received in the lines by a knot of panting
+inquirers.
+
+"It is true," said Bukta. "He wrapped him-self in the skin, and
+spoke from it. He would see his own country again. The sign is
+not for us; and, indeed, he is a young man. How should he lie
+idle of nights? He says his bed is too hot and the air is bad.
+He goes to and fro for the love of night-running. He has said it."
+
+The grey-whiskered assembly shuddered.
+
+"He says the Bhils are his children. Ye know he does not lie. He
+has said it to me."
+
+"But what of the Satpura Bhils? What means the sign for them?"
+
+"Nothing. It is only night-running, as I have said. He rides to
+see if they obey the Government, as he taught them to do in his
+first life."
+
+"And what if they do not?"
+
+"He did not say."
+
+The light went out in Chinn's quarters.
+
+"Look," said Bukta. "Now he goes away. None the less it is a
+good ghost, as he has said. How shall we fear Jan Chinn, who made
+the Bhil a man? His protection is on us; and ye know Jan Chinn
+never broke a protection spoken or written on paper. When he is
+older and has found him a wife he will lie in his bed till morning."
+
+A commanding officer is generally aware of the regimental state of
+mind a little before the men; and this is why the Colonel said, a
+few days later, that some one had been putting the Fear of God into
+the Wuddars. As he was the only person officially entitled to do
+this, it distressed him to see such unanimous virtue. "It's too
+good to last," he said. "I only wish I could find out what the
+little chaps mean."
+
+The explanation, as it seemed to him, came at the change of the
+moon, when he received orders to hold himself in readiness to
+"allay any possible excitement" among the Satpura Bhils, who were,
+to put it mildly, uneasy because a paternal Government had sent
+up against them a Mahratta State-educated vaccinator, with lancets,
+lymph, and an officially registered calf. In the language of
+State, they had "manifested a strong objection to all prophylactic
+measures," had "forcibly detained the vaccinator," and "were on
+the point of neglecting or evading their tribal obligations."
+
+"That means they are in a blue funk - same as they were at
+census-time," said the Colonel; "and if we stampede them into
+the hills we'll never catch 'em, in the first place, and, in the
+second, they'll whoop off plundering till further orders. 'Wonder
+who the God-forsaken idiot is who is trying to vaccinate a Bhil.
+I knew trouble was coming. One good thing is that they'll only
+use local corps, and we can knock up something we'll call a
+campaign, and let them down easy. Fancy us potting our best
+beaters because they don't want to be vaccinated! They're only
+crazy with fear."
+
+"Don't you think, sir," said Chinn, the next day, "that perhaps
+you could give me a fortnight's shooting-leave?"
+
+"Desertion in the face of the enemy, by Jove!" The Colonel laughed.
+"I might, but I'd have to antedate it a little, because we're
+warned for service, as you might say. However, we'll assume that
+you applied for leave three days ago, and are now well on your way
+south."
+
+"I'd like to take Bukta with me."
+
+"Of course, yes. I think that will be the best plan. You've some
+kind of hereditary influence with the little chaps, and they may
+listen to you when a glimpse of our uniforms would drive them wild.
+You've never been in that part of the world before, have you? Take
+care they don't send you to your family vault in your youth and
+innocence. I believe you'll be all right if you can get 'em to
+listen to you."
+
+"I think so, sir; but if - if they should accidentally put an -
+make asses of 'emselves - they might, you know - I hope you'll
+represent that they were only frightened. There isn't an ounce of
+real vice in 'em, and I should never forgive myself if any one of
+ - of my name got them into trouble."
+
+The Colonel nodded, but said nothing.
+
+Chinn and Bukta departed at once. Bukta did not say that, ever
+since the official vaccinator had been dragged into the hills by
+indignant Bhils, runner after runner had skulked up to the lines,
+entreating, with forehead in the dust, that Jan Chinn should come
+and explain this unknown horror that hung over his people.
+
+The portent of the Clouded Tiger was now too clear. Let Jan Chinn
+comfort his own, for vain was the help of mortal man. Bukta toned
+down these beseechings to a simple request for Chinn's presence.
+Nothing would have pleased the old man better than a rough-and-tumble
+campaign against the Satpuras, whom he, as an "unmixed" Bhil,
+despised; but he had a duty to all his nation as Jan Chinn's
+interpreter; and he devoutly believed that forty plagues would fall
+on his village if he tampered with that obligation. Besides, Jan
+Chinn knew all things, and he rode the Clouded Tiger.
+
+They covered thirty miles a day on foot and pony, raising the blue
+wall-like line of the Satpuras as swiftly as might be. Bukta was
+very silent.
+
+They began the steep climb a little after noon, but it was near
+sunset ere they reached the stone platform clinging to the side of
+a rifted, jungle-covered hill, where Jan Chinn the First was laid,
+as he had desired, that he might overlook his people. All India
+is full of neglected graves that date from the beginning of the
+eighteenth century - tombs of forgotten colonels of corps long
+since disbanded; mates of East India men who went on shooting
+expeditions and never came back; factors, agents, writers, and
+ensigns of the Honourable the East India Company by hundreds and
+thousands and tens of thousands. English folk forget quickly, but
+natives have long memories, and if a man has done good in his life
+it is remembered after his death. The weathered marble four-square
+tomb of Jan Chinn was hung about with wild flowers and nuts,
+packets of wax and honey, bottles of native spirits, and infamous
+cigars, with buffalo horns and plumes of dried grass. At one end
+was a rude clay image of a white man, in the old-fashioned top-hat,
+riding on a bloated tiger.
+
+Bukta salamed reverently as they approached. Chinn bared his head
+and began to pick out the blurred inscription. So far as he could
+read it ran thus - word for word, and letter for letter:
+
+ To the Memory of JOHN CHINN, Esq.
+ Late Collector of............
+ ....ithout Bloodshed or...error of Authority
+ Employ.only..cans of Conciliat...and Confiden.
+ accomplished the...tire Subjection...
+ a Lawless and Predatory Peop...
+ ....taching them to...ish Government
+ by a Conquest over....Minds
+ The most perma...and rational Mode of Domini..
+ ...Governor General and Counc...engal
+ have ordered thi.....erected
+ ....arted this Life Aug. 19, 184..Ag...
+
+On the other side of the grave were ancient verses, also very worn.
+As much as Chinn could decipher said:
+
+ ....the savage band
+ Forsook their Haunts and b.....is Command
+ ....mended..rais check a...st for spoil.
+ And.s.ing Hamlets prove his gene....toil.
+ Humanit...survey......ights restor..
+ A Nation..ield..subdued without a Sword.
+
+For some little time he leaned on the tomb thinking of this dead
+man of his own blood, and of the house in Devonshire; then,
+nodding to the plains: "Yes; it's a big work all of it even my
+little share. He must have been worth knowing.... Bukta, where
+are my people?"
+
+"Not here, Sahib. No man comes here except in full sun. They
+wait above. Let us climb and see."
+
+But Chinn, remembering the first law of Oriental diplomacy, in an
+even voice answered: "I have come this far only because the Satpura
+folk are foolish, and dared not visit our lines. Now bid them wait
+on me here. I am not a servant, but the master of Bhils."
+
+"I go - I go," clucked the old man. Night was falling, and at any
+moment Jan Chinn might whistle up his dreaded steed from the
+darkening scrub.
+
+Now for the first time in a long life Bukta disobeyed a lawful
+command and deserted his leader; for he did not come back, but
+pressed to the flat table-top of the hill, and called softly. Men
+stirred all about him - little trembling men with bows and arrows
+who had watched the two since noon.
+
+"Where is he?" whispered one.
+
+"At his own place. He bids you come," said Bukta.
+
+"Now?"
+
+"Now."
+
+"Rather let him loose the Clouded Tiger upon us. We do not go."
+
+"Nor I, though I bore him in my arms when he was a child in this
+his life. Wait here till the day."
+
+"But surely he will be angry."
+
+"He will be very angry, for he has nothing to eat. But he has said
+to me many times that the Bhils are his children. By sunlight I
+believe this, but - by moonlight I am not so sure. What folly have
+ye Satpura pigs compassed that ye should need him at all?"
+
+"One came to us in the name of the Government with little
+ghost-knives and a magic calf, meaning to turn us into cattle by
+the cutting off of our arms. We were greatly afraid, but we did
+not kill the man. He is here, bound - a black man; and we think
+he comes from the west. He said it was an order to cut us all
+with knives - especially the women and the children. We did not
+hear that it was an order, so we were afraid, and kept to our
+hills. Some of our men have taken ponies and bullocks from the
+plains, and others pots and cloths and ear-rings."
+
+"Are any slain?"
+
+"By our men? Not yet. But the young men are blown to and fro by
+many rumours like flames upon a hill. I sent runners asking for
+Jan Chinn lest worse should come to us. It was this fear that he
+foretold by the sign of the Clouded Tiger.
+
+He says it is otherwise," said Bukta; and he repeated, with
+amplifications, all that young Chinn had told him at the conference
+of the wicker chair.
+
+"Think you," said the questioner, at last, "that the Government
+will lay hands on us?"
+
+"Not I," Bukta rejoined. "Jan Chinn will give an order, and ye
+will obey. The rest is between the Government and Jan Chinn. I
+myself know something of the ghost-knives and the scratching. It
+is a charm against the Smallpox. But how it is done I cannot tell.
+Nor need that concern you."
+
+"If he stands by us and before the anger of the Government we will
+most strictly obey Jan Chinn, except - except we do not go down to
+that place to-night."
+
+They could hear young Chinn below them shouting for Bukta; but they
+cowered and sat still, expecting the Clouded Tiger. The tomb had
+been holy ground for nearly half a century. If Jan Chinn chose to
+sleep there, who had better right? But they would not come within
+eyeshot of the place till broad day.
+
+At first Chinn was exceedingly angry, till it occurred to him that
+Bukta most probably had a reason (which, indeed, he had), and his
+own dignity might suffer if he yelled without answer. He propped
+himself against the foot of the grave, and, alternately dozing and
+smoking, came through the warm night proud that he was a lawful,
+legitimate, fever-proof Chinn.
+
+He prepared his plan of action much as his grandfather would have
+done; and when Bukta appeared in the morning with a most liberal
+supply of food, said nothing of the overnight desertion. Bukta
+would have been relieved by an outburst of human anger; but Chinn
+finished his victual leisurely, and a cheroot, ere he made any
+sign.
+
+They are very much afraid," said Bukta, who was not too bold
+himself. "It remains only to give orders. They said they will
+obey if thou wilt only stand between them and the Government."
+
+"That I know," said Chinn, strolling slowly to the table-land. A
+few of the elder men stood in an irregular semicircle in an open
+glade; but the ruck of people - women and children were hidden
+in the thicket. They had no desire to face the first anger of Jan
+Chinn the First.
+
+Seating himself on a fragment of split rock, he smoked his cheroot
+to the butt, hearing men breathe hard all about him. Then he
+cried, so suddenly that they jumped:
+
+"Bring the man that was bound!"
+
+A scuffle and a cry were followed by the appearance of a Hindoo
+vaccinator, quaking with fear, bound hand and foot, as the Bhils
+of old were accustomed to bind their human sacrifices. He was
+pushed cautiously before the presence; but young Chinn did not
+look at him.
+
+"I said - the man that was bound. Is it a jest to bring me one
+tied like a buffalo? Since when could the Bhil bind folk at his
+pleasure? Cut!"
+
+Half a dozen hasty knives cut away the thongs, and the man
+crawled to Chinn, who pocketed his case of lancets and tubes of
+lymph. Then, sweeping the semicircle with one comprehensive
+forefinger, and in the voice of compliment, he said, clearly and
+distinctly: " Pigs!
+
+"Ai!" whispered Bukta. "Now he speaks. Woe to foolish people!"
+
+"I have come on foot from my house" (the assembly shuddered) "to
+make clear a matter which any other Satpura Bhil would have seen
+with both eyes from a distance. Ye know the Smallpox who pits
+and scars your children so that they look like wasp-combs. It is
+an order of the Government that whoso is scratched on the arm with
+these little knives which I hold up is charmed against her. All
+Sahibs are thus charmed, and very many Hindoos. This is the mark
+of the charm. Look!"
+
+He rolled back his sleeve to the armpit and showed the white scars
+of the vaccination-mark on his white skin. "Come, all, and look."
+
+A few daring spirits came up, and nodded their heads wisely. There
+was certainly a mark, and they knew well what other dread marks
+were hidden by the shirt. Merciful was Jan Chinn, that then and
+there proclaimed his godhead!
+
+"Now all these things the man whom ye bound told you."
+
+"I did - a hundred times; but they answered with blows," groaned
+the operator, chafing his wrists and ankles.
+
+"But, being pigs, ye did not believe; and so came I here to save
+you, first from Smallpox, next from a great folly of fear, and
+lastly, it may be, from the rope and the jail. It is no gain to
+me; it is no pleasure to me: but for the sake of that one who is
+yonder, who made the Bhil a man" - he pointed down the hill - "
+I, who am of his blood, the son of his son, come to turn your
+people. And I speak the truth, as did Jan Chinn."
+
+The crowd murmured reverently, and men stole out of the thicket
+by twos and threes to join it. There was no anger in their god's
+face.
+
+"These are my orders. (Heaven send they'll take 'em, but I seem
+to have impressed 'em so far!) I myself will stay among you while
+this man scratches your arms with the knives, after the order of
+the Government. In three, or it may be five or seven, days, your
+arms will swell and itch and burn. That is the power of Smallpox
+fighting in your base blood against the orders of the Government
+I will therefore stay among you till I see that Smallpox is
+conquered, and I will not go away till the men and the women and
+the little children show me upon their arms such marks as I have
+even now showed you. I bring with me two very good guns, and a
+man whose name is known among beasts and men. We will hunt
+together, I and he and your young men, and the others shall eat
+and lie still. This is my order."
+
+There was a long pause while victory hung in the balance. A
+white-haired old sinner, standing on one uneasy leg, piped up:
+
+"There are ponies and some few bullocks and other things for
+which we need a kowl [protection]. They were not taken in the
+way of trade."
+
+The battle was won, and John Chinn drew a breath of relief. The
+young Bhils had been raiding, but if taken swiftly all could be
+put straight.
+
+"I will write a kowl so soon as the ponies, the bullocks, and the
+other things are counted before me and sent back whence they came.
+But first we will put the Government mark on such as have not been
+visited by Smallpox." In an undertone, to the vaccinator: "If you
+show you are afraid you'll never see Poona again, my friend."
+
+"There is not sufficient ample supply of vaccination for all this
+population," said the man. "They destroyed the offeecial calf."
+
+They won't know the difference. Scrape 'em and give me a couple
+of lancets; I'll attend to the elders."
+
+The aged diplomat who had demanded protection was the first victim.
+He fell to Chinn's hand and dared not cry out. As soon as he was
+freed he dragged up a companion, and held him fast, and the crisis
+became, as it were, a child's sport; for the vaccinated chased the
+unvaccinated to treatment, vowing that all the tribe must suffer
+equally. The women shrieked, and the children ran howling; but
+Chinn laughed, and waved the pink-tipped lancet.
+
+"It is an honour," he cried. "Tell them, Bukta, how great an honour
+it is that I myself mark them. Nay, I cannot mark every one - the
+Hindoo must also do his work - but I will touch all marks that he
+makes, so there will be an equal virtue in them. Thus do the
+Rajputs stick pigs. Ho, brother with one eye! Catch that girl and
+bring her to me. She need not run away yet, for she is not married,
+and I do not seek her in marriage. She will not come? Then she
+shall be shamed by her little brother, a fat boy, a bold boy. He
+puts out his arm like a soldier. Look! He does not flinch at the
+blood. Some day he shall be in my regiment. And now, mother of
+many, we will lightly touch thee, for Smallpox has been before us
+here. It is a true thing, indeed, that this charm breaks the power
+of Mata. There will be no more pitted faces among the Satpuras,
+and so ye can ask many cows for each maid to be wed."
+
+And so on and so on - quick-poured showman's patter, sauced in
+the Bhil hunting-proverbs and tales of their own brand of coarse
+humour till the lancets were blunted and both operators worn out.
+
+But, nature being the same the world over, the unvaccinated grew
+jealous of their marked comrades, and came near to blows about
+it. Then Chinn declared himself a court of justice, no longer a
+medical board, and made formal inquiry into the late robberies.
+
+"We are the thieves of Mahadeo," said the Bhils, simply. "It is
+our fate, and we were frightened. When we are frightened we always
+steal."
+
+Simply and directly as children, they gave in the tale of the
+plunder, all but two bullocks and some spirits that had gone
+amissing (these Chinn promised to make good out of his own pocket),
+and ten ringleaders were despatched to the lowlands with a
+wonderful document, written on the leaf of a note-book, and
+addressed to an Assistant District Superintendent of Police. There
+was warm calamity in that note, as Jan Chinn warned them, but
+anything was better than loss of liberty.
+
+Armed with this protection, the repentant raiders went down-hill.
+They had no desire whatever to meet Mr. Dundas Fawne of the Police,
+aged twenty-two, and of a cheerful countenance, nor did they wish
+to revisit the scene of their robberies. Steering a middle course,
+they ran into the camp of the one Government chaplain allowed to
+the various irregular corps through a district of some fifteen
+thousand square miles, and stood before him in a cloud of dust. He
+was by way of being a priest, they knew, and, what was more to the
+point, a good sportsman who paid his beaters generously.
+
+When he read Chinn's note he laughed, which they deemed a lucky
+omen, till he called up policemen, who tethered the ponies and the
+bullocks by the piled house-gear, and laid stern hands upon three
+of that smiling band of the thieves of Mahadeo. The chaplain
+himself addressed them magisterially with a riding-whip. That was
+painful, but Jan Chinn had prophesied it. They submitted, but
+would not give up the written protection, fearing the jail. On
+their way back they met Mr. D. Fawne, who had heard about the
+robberies, and was not pleased.
+
+"Certainly," said the eldest of the gang, when the second
+interview was at an end, "certainly Jan Chinn's protection has
+saved us our liberty, but it is as though there were many beatings
+in one small piece of paper. Put it away."
+
+One climbed into a tree, and stuck the letter into a cleft forty
+feet from the ground, where it could do no harm. Warmed, sore,
+but happy, the ten returned to Jan Chinn next day, where he sat
+among uneasy Bhils, all looking at their right arms, and all
+bound under terror of their god's disfavour not to scratch.
+
+"It was a good kowl," said the leader. "First the chaplain, who
+laughed, took away our plunder, and beat three of us, as was
+promised. Next, we meet Fawne Sahib, who frowned, and asked for
+the plunder. We spoke the truth, and so he beat us all, one
+after another, and called us chosen names. He then gave us these
+two bundles" - they set down a bottle of whisky and a box of
+cheroots -" and we came away. The kowl is left in a tree, because
+its virtue is that so soon as we show it to a Sahib we are beaten."
+
+"But for that kowl" said Jan Chinn, sternly, "ye would all have
+been marching to jail with a policeman on either side. Ye come
+now to serve as beaters for me. These people are unhappy, and we
+will go hunting till they are well. To-night we will make a feast."
+
+It is written in the chronicles of the Satpura Bhils, together
+with many other matters not fit for print, that through five days,
+after the day that he had put his mark upon them, Jan Chinn the
+First hunted for his people; and on the five nights of those days
+the tribe was gloriously and entirely drunk. Jan Chinn bought
+country spirits of an awful strength, and slew wild pig and deer
+beyond counting, so that if any fell sick they might have two good
+reasons.
+
+Between head- and stomach-aches they found no time to think of
+their arms, but followed Jan Chinn obediently through the jungles,
+and with each day's returning confidence men, women, and children
+stole away to their villages as the little army passed by. They
+carried news that it was good and right to be scratched with
+ghost-knives; that Jan Chinn was indeed reincarnated as a god of
+free food and drink, and that of all nations the Satpura Bhils
+stood first in his favour, if they would only refrain from
+scratching. Henceforward that kindly demi-god would be connected
+in their minds with great gorgings and the vaccine and lancets of
+a paternal Government.
+
+"And to-morrow I go back to my home," said Jan Chinn to his
+faithful few, whom neither spirits, overeating, nor swollen glands
+could conquer. It is hard for children and savages to behave
+reverently at all times to the idols of their make-belief; and
+they had frolicked excessively with Jan Chinn. But the reference
+to his home cast a gloom on the people.
+
+"And the Sahib will not come again?" said he who had been vaccinated
+first.
+
+"That is to be seen," answered Chinn, warily.
+
+"Nay, but come as a white man - come as a young man whom we know
+and love; for, as thou alone knowest, we are a weak people. If
+we again saw thy - thy horse -" They were picking up their courage.
+
+"I have no horse. I came on foot with Bukta, yonder. What is
+this?"
+
+"Thou knowest - the thing that thou hast chosen for a night-horse."
+ The little men squirmed in fear and awe.
+
+"Night-horses? Bukta, what is this last tale of children?"
+
+Bukta had been a silent leader in Chinn's presence since the night
+of his desertion, and was grateful for a chance-flung question.
+
+They know, Sahib," he whispered. "It is the Clouded Tiger. That
+that comes from the place where thou didst once sleep. It is thy
+horse - as it has been these three generations."
+
+"My horse! That was a dream of the Bhils."
+
+"It is no dream. Do dreams leave the tracks of broad pugs on
+earth? Why make two faces before thy people? They know of the
+night-ridings, and they - and they - "
+
+"Are afraid, and would have them cease."
+
+Bukta nodded. "If thou hast no further need of him. He is thy
+horse."
+
+"The thing leaves a trail, then?" said Chinn.
+
+"We have seen it. It is like a village road under the tomb."
+
+"Can ye find and follow it for me?"
+
+"By daylight - if one comes with us, and, above all, stands near
+by."
+
+"I will stand close, and we will see to it that Jan Chinn does
+not ride any more."
+
+The Bhils shouted the last words again and again.
+
+>From Chinn's point of view the stalk was nothing more than an
+ordinary one - down-hill, through split and crannied rocks, unsafe,
+perhaps, if a man did not keep his wits by him, but no worse than
+twenty others he had undertaken. Yet his men - they refused
+absolutely to beat, and would only trail - dripped sweat at every
+move. They showed the marks of enormous pugs that ran, always
+down-hill, to a few hundred feet below Jan Chinn's tomb, and
+disappeared in a narrow-mouthed cave. It was an insolently open
+road, a domestic highway, beaten without thought of concealment.
+
+"The beggar might be paying rent and taxes," Chinn muttered ere
+he asked whether his friend's taste ran to cattle or man.
+
+"Cattle," was the answer. "Two heifers a week. We drive them for
+him at the foot of the hill. It is his custom. If we did not, he
+might seek us."
+
+"Blackmail and piracy," said Chinn. "I can't say I fancy going
+into the cave after him. What's to be done?"
+
+The Bhils fell back as Chinn lodged himself behind a rock with
+his rifle ready. Tigers, he knew, were shy beasts, but one who
+had been long cattle-fed in this sumptuous style might prove
+overbold.
+
+"He speaks!" some one whispered from the rear. "He knows, too."
+
+"Well, of all the infernal cheek!" said Chinn. There was an angry
+growl from the cave - a direct challenge.
+
+"Come out, then," Chinn shouted. "Come out of that. Let's have a
+look at you." The brute knew well enough that there was some
+connection between brown nude Bhils and his weekly allowance; but
+the white helmet in the sunlight annoyed him, and he did not approve
+of the voice that broke his rest. Lazily as a gorged snake, he
+dragged himself out of the cave, and stood yawning and blinking at
+the entrance. The sunlight fell upon his flat right side, and
+Chinn wondered. Never had he seen a tiger marked after this fashion.
+Except for his head, which was staringly barred, he was dappled -
+not striped, but dappled like a child's rocking-horse in rich shades
+of smoky black on red gold. That portion of his belly and throat
+which should have been white was orange, and his tail and paws were
+black.
+
+He looked leisurely for some ten seconds, and then deliberately
+lowered his head, his chin dropped and drawn in, staring intently
+at the man. The effect of this was to throw forward the round
+arch of his skull, with two broad bands across it, while below the
+bands glared the unwinking eyes; so that, head on, as he stood, he
+showed something like a diabolically scowling pantomime-mask. It
+was a piece of natural mesmerism that he had practised many times
+on his quarry, and though Chinn was by no means a terrified heifer,
+he stood for a while, held by the extraordinary oddity of the
+attack. The head - the body seemed to have been packed away behind
+it - the ferocious, skull-like head, crept nearer to the switching
+of an angry tail-tip in the grass. Left and right the Bhils had
+scattered to let John Chinn subdue his own horse.
+
+"My word!" he thought. "He's trying to frighten me!" and fired
+between the saucer-like eyes, leaping aside upon the shot.
+
+A big coughing mass, reeking of carrion, bounded past him up the
+hill, and he followed discreetly. The tiger made no attempt to
+turn into the jungle; he was hunting for sight and breath - nose
+up, mouth open, the tremendous fore-legs scattering the gravel in
+spurts.
+
+Scuppered!" said John Chinn, watching the flight. "Now if he was
+a partridge he'd tower. Lungs must be full of blood."
+
+The brute had jerked himself over a boulder and fallen out of
+sight the other side. John Chinn looked over with a ready barrel.
+But the red trail led straight as an arrow even to his grandfather's
+tomb, and there, among the smashed spirit-bottles and the fragments
+of the mud image, the life left, with a flurry and a grunt.
+
+"If my worthy ancestor could see that," said John Chinn, "he'd
+have been proud of me. Eyes, lower jaw, and lungs. A very nice
+shot." He whistled for Bukta as he drew the tape over the
+stiffening bulk.
+
+"Ten - six - eight - by Jove! It's nearly eleven - call it eleven.
+Fore-arm, twenty-four - five - seven and a half. A short tail, too:
+three feet one. But what a skin! Oh, Bukta! Bukta! The men with
+the knives swiftly."
+
+"Is he beyond question dead?" said an awe-stricken voice behind a
+rock.
+
+"That was not the way I killed my first tiger," said Chinn. "I
+did not think that Bukta would run. I had no second gun."
+
+"It - it is the Clouded Tiger," said Bukta, un-heeding the taunt.
+
+"He is dead."
+
+Whether all the Bhils, vaccinated and unvaccinated, of the
+Satpuras had lain by to see the kill, Chinn could not say; but
+the whole hill's flank rustled with little men, shouting,
+singing, and stamping. And yet, till he had made the first cut
+in the splendid skin, not a man would take a knife; and, when the
+shadows fell, they ran from the red-stained tomb, and no persuasion
+would bring them back till dawn. So Chinn spent a second night in
+the open, guarding the carcass from jackals, and thinking about his
+ancestor.
+
+He returned to the lowlands to the triumphal chant of an escorting
+army three hundred strong, the Mahratta vaccinator close at his
+elbow, and the rudely dried skin a trophy before him. When that
+army suddenly and noiselessly disappeared, as quail in high corn,
+he argued he was near civilisation, and a turn in the road brought
+him upon the camp of a wing of his own corps. He left the skin on
+a cart-tail for the world to see, and sought the Colonel.
+
+"They're perfectly right," he explained earnestly. "There isn't
+an ounce of vice in 'em. They were only frightened. I've
+vaccinated the whole boiling, and they like it awfully. What are
+- what are we doing here, sir?"
+
+"That's what I'm trying to find out," said the Colonel. "I don't
+know yet whether we're a piece of a brigade or a police force.
+However, I think we'll call ourselves a police force. How did you
+manage to get a Bhil vaccinated?"
+
+"Well, sir," said Chinn, " I've been thinking it over, and, as far
+as I can make out, I've got a sort of hereditary influence over 'em."
+
+"So I know, or I wouldn't have sent you; but what, exactly?"
+
+"It's rather rummy. It seems, from what I can make out, that I'm
+my own grandfather reincarnated, and I've been disturbing the
+peace of the country by riding a pad-tiger of nights. If I hadn't
+done that, I don't think they'd have objected to the vaccination;
+but the two together were more than they could stand. And so, sir,
+I've vaccinated 'em, and shot my tiger-horse as a sort o' proof of
+good faith. You never saw such a skin in your life."
+
+The Colonel tugged his moustache thought-fully. "Now, how the
+deuce," said he, "am I to include that in my report?"
+
+Indeed, the official version of the Bhils' anti-vaccination
+stampede said nothing about Lieutenant John Chinn, his godship.
+But Bukta knew, and the corps knew, and every Bhil in the Satpura
+hills knew.
+
+And now Bukta is zealous that John Chinn shall swiftly be wedded
+and impart his powers to a son; for if the Chinn succession fails,
+and the little Bhils are left to their own imaginings, there will
+be fresh trouble in the Satpuras.
+
+
+
+
+THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP SEA
+
+All supplies very bad and dear, and there are no facilities for
+even the smallest repairs. - Sailing Directions.
+
+
+Her nationality was British, but you will not find her house-flag
+in the list of our mercantile marine. She was a nine-hundred-ton,
+iron, schooner-rigged, screw cargo-boat, differing externally in
+no way from any other tramp of the sea. But it is with steamers
+as it is with men. There are those who will for a consideration
+sail extremely close to the wind; and, in the present state of a
+fallen world, such people and such steamers have their use. From
+the hour that the Aglaia first entered the Clyde - new, shiny, and
+innocent, with a quart of cheap champagne trickling down her
+cut-water - Fate and her owner, who was also her captain, decreed
+that she should deal with embarrassed crowned heads, fleeing
+Presidents, financiers of over-extended ability, women to whom
+change of air was imperative, and the lesser law-breaking Powers.
+Her career led her sometimes into the Admiralty Courts, where the
+sworn statements of her skipper filled his brethren with envy. The
+mariner cannot tell or act a lie in the face of the sea, or
+mis-lead a tempest; but, as lawyers have discovered, he makes up
+for chances withheld when he returns to shore, an affidavit in
+either hand.
+
+The Aglaia figured with distinction in the great Mackinaw
+salvage-case. It was her first slip from virtue, and she learned
+how to change her name, but not her heart, and to run across the
+sea. As the Guiding Light she was very badly wanted in a South
+American port for the little matter of entering harbour at full
+speed, colliding with a coal-hulk and the State's only man-of-war,
+just as that man-of-war was going to coal. She put to sea without
+explanations, though three forts fired at her for half an hour.
+As the Julia M'Gregor she had been concerned in picking up from a
+raft certain gentlemen who should have stayed in Noumea, but who
+preferred making themselves vastly unpleasant to authority in
+quite another quarter of the world; and as the Shah-in-Shah she
+had been overtaken on the high seas, indecently full of munitions
+of war, by the cruiser of an agitated Power at issue with its
+neighbour. That time she was very nearly sunk, and her riddled
+hull gave eminent lawyers of two countries great profit. After a
+season she reappeared as the Martin Hunt painted a dull slate-colour,
+with pure saffron funnel, and boats of robin's-egg blue, engaging
+in the Odessa trade till she was invited (and the invitation could
+not well be disregarded) to keep away from Black Sea ports
+altogether.
+
+She had ridden through many waves of depression. Freights might
+drop out of sight, Seamen's Unions throw spanners and nuts at
+certificated masters, or stevedores combine till cargo perished
+on the dock-head; but the boat of many names came and went, busy,
+alert, and inconspicuous always. Her skipper made no complaint of
+hard times, and port officers observed that her crew signed and
+signed again with the regularity of Atlantic liner boatswains. Her
+name she changed as occasion called; her well-paid crew never; and
+a large percentage of the profits of her voyages was spent with an
+open hand on her engine-room. She never troubled the underwriters,
+and very seldom stopped to talk with a signal-station, for her
+business was urgent and private.
+
+But an end came to her tradings, and she perished in this manner.
+Deep peace brooded over Europe, Asia, Africa, America, Australasia,
+and Polynesia. The Powers dealt together more or less honestly;
+banks paid their depositors to the hour; diamonds of price came
+safely to the hands of their owners; Republics rested content with
+their Dictators; diplomats found no one whose presence in the least
+incommoded them; monarchs lived openly with their lawfully wedded
+wives. It was as though the whole earth had put on its best Sunday
+bib and tucker; and business was very bad for the Martin Hunt. The
+great, virtuous calm engulfed her, slate sides, yellow funnel, and
+all, but cast up in another hemisphere the steam whaler Haliotis,
+black and rusty, with a manure-coloured funnel, a litter of dingy
+white boats, and an enormous stove, or furnace, for boiling blubber
+on her forward well-deck. There could be no doubt that her trip
+was successful, for she lay at several ports not too well known,
+and the smoke of her trying-out insulted the beaches.
+
+Anon she departed, at the speed of the average London four-wheeler,
+and entered a semi-inland sea, warm, still, and blue, which is,
+perhaps, the most strictly preserved water in the world. There she
+stayed for a certain time, and the great stars of those mild skies
+beheld her playing puss-in-the-corner among islands where whales
+are never found. All that while she smelt abominably, and the
+smell, though fishy, was not whalesome. One evening calamity
+descended upon her from the island of Pygang-Watai, and she fled,
+while her crew jeered at a fat black-and-brown gunboat puffing far
+behind. They knew to the last revolution the capacity of every
+boat, on those seas, that they were anxious to avoid. A British
+ship with a good conscience does not, as a rule, flee from the
+man-of-war of a foreign Power, and it is also considered a breach
+of etiquette to stop and search British ships at sea. These things
+the skipper of the Haliotis did not pause to prove, but held on at
+an inspiriting eleven knots an hour till nightfall. One thing only
+he overlooked.
+
+The Power that kept an expensive steam-patrol moving up and down
+those waters (they had dodged the two regular ships of the station
+with an ease that bred contempt) had newly brought up a third and
+a fourteen-knot boat with a clean bottom to help the work; and that
+was why the Haliotis, driving hard from the east to the west, found
+herself at daylight in such a position that she could not help
+seeing an arrangement of four flags, a mile and a half behind, which
+read: "Heave to, or take the consequences!"
+
+She had her choice, and she took it. The end came when, presuming
+on her lighter draught, she tried to draw away northward over a
+friendly shoal. The shell that arrived by way of the Chief
+Engineer's cabin was some five inches in diameter, with a practice,
+not a bursting, charge. It had been intended to cross her bows,
+and that was why it knocked the framed portrait of the Chief
+Engineer's wife - and she was a very pretty girl - on to the floor,
+splintered his wash-hand stand, crossed the alleyway into the
+engine-room, and striking on a grating, dropped directly in front
+of the forward engine, where it burst, neatly fracturing both the
+bolts that held the connecting-rod to the forward crank.
+
+What follows is worth consideration. The forward engine had no more
+work to do. Its released piston-rod, therefore, drove up fiercely,
+with nothing to check it, and started most of the nuts of the
+cylinder-cover. It came down again, the full weight of the steam
+behind it, and the foot of the disconnected connecting-rod, useless
+as the leg of a man with a sprained ankle, flung out to the right
+and struck the starboard, or right-hand, cast-iron supporting-column
+of the forward engine, cracking it clean through about six inches
+above the base, and wedging the upper portion outwards three inches
+towards the ship's side. There the connecting-rod jammed. Meantime,
+the after-engine, being as yet unembarrassed, went on with its work,
+and in so doing brought round at its next revolution the crank of
+the forward engine, which smote the already jammed connecting-rod,
+bending it and therewith the piston-rod cross-head - the big
+cross-piece that slides up and down so smoothly.
+
+The cross-head jammed sideways in the guides, and, in addition to
+putting further pressure on the already broken starboard
+supporting-column, cracked the port, or left-hand, supporting-column
+in two or three places. There being nothing more that could be
+made to move, the engines brought up, all standing, with a hiccup
+that seemed to lift the Haliotis a foot out of the water; and the
+engine-room staff, opening every steam outlet that they could find
+in the confusion, arrived on deck somewhat scalded, but calm. There
+was a sound below of things happening - a rushing, clicking, purring,
+grunting, rattling noise that did not last for more than a minute.
+It was the machinery adjusting itself, on the spur of the moment,
+to a hundred altered conditions. Mr. Wardrop, one foot on the
+upper grating, inclined his ear sideways, and groaned. You cannot
+stop engines working at twelve knots an hour in three seconds
+without disorganising them. The Haliotis slid forward in a cloud
+of steam, shrieking like a wounded horse. There was nothing more
+to do. The five-inch shell with a reduced charge had settled the
+situation. And when you are full, all three holds, of strictly
+preserved pearls; when you have cleaned out the Tanna Bank, the
+Sea-Horse Bank, and four other banks from one end to the other
+of the Amanala Sea - when you have ripped out the very heart of
+a rich Government monopoly so that five years will not repair your
+wrong-doings - you must smile and take what is in store. But the
+skipper reflected, as a launch put out from the man-of-war, that
+he had been bombarded on the high seas, with the British flag -
+several of them - picturesquely disposed above him, and tried to
+find comfort from the thought.
+
+Where," said the stolid naval lieutenant hoisting himself aboard,
+"where are those dam' pearls?"
+
+They were there beyond evasion. No affidavit could do away with
+the fearful smell of decayed oysters, the diving-dresses, and the
+shell-littered hatches. They were there to the value of seventy
+thousand pounds, more or less; and every pound poached.
+
+The man-of-war was annoyed; for she had used up many tons of coal,
+she had strained her tubes, and, worse than all, her officers and
+crew had been hurried. Every one on the Haliotis was arrested and
+rearrested several times, as each officer came aboard; then they
+were told by what they esteemed to be the equivalent of a
+midshipman that they were to consider themselves prisoners, and
+finally were put under arrest.
+
+It's not the least good," said the skipper, suavely. "You'd much
+better send us a tow - "
+
+"Be still - you are arrest!" was the reply.
+
+"Where the devil do you expect we are going to escape to?" We're
+helpless. You've got to tow us into somewhere, and explain why
+you fired on us. Mr. Wardrop, we're helpless, aren't we?"
+
+"Ruined from end to end," said the man of machinery. "If she rolls,
+the forward cylinder will come down and go through her bottom. Both
+columns are clean cut through. There's nothing to hold anything up."
+
+The council of war clanked off to see if Mr. Wardrop's words were
+true. He warned them that it was as much as a man's life was worth
+to enter the engine-room, and they contented themselves with a
+distant inspection through the thinning steam. The Haliotis lifted
+to the long, easy swell, and the starboard supporting-column ground
+a trifle, as a man grits his teeth under the knife. The forward
+cylinder was depending on that unknown force men call the pertinacity
+of materials, which now and then balances that other heartbreaking
+power, the perversity of inanimate things.
+
+"You see!" said Mr. Wardrop, hurrying them away. "The engines
+aren't worth their price as old iron."
+
+"We tow," was the answer. "Afterwards we shall confiscate."
+
+The man-of-war was short-handed, and did not see the necessity
+for putting a prize-crew aboard the Haliotis. So she sent one
+sublieutenant, whom the skipper kept very drunk, for he did not
+wish to make the tow too easy, and, moreover, he had an
+inconspicuous little rope hanging from the stem of his ship.
+
+Then they began to tow at an average speed of four knots an hour.
+The Haliotis was very hard to move, and the gunnery-lieutenant,
+who had fired the five-inch shell, had leisure to think upon
+consequences. Mr. Wardrop was the busy man. He borrowed all the
+crew to shore up the cylinders with spars and blocks from the
+bottom and sides of the ship. It was a day's risky work; but
+anything was better than drowning at the end of a tow-rope; and
+if the forward cylinder had fallen, it would have made its way to
+the sea-bed, and taken the Haliotis after.
+
+"Where are we going to, and how long will they tow us?" he asked
+of the skipper.
+
+"God knows! and this prize-lieutenant's drunk. What do you think
+you can do?"
+
+"There's just the bare chance," Mr. Wardrop whispered, though no
+one was within hearing -"there's just the bare chance o' repairin'
+her, if a man knew how. They've twisted the very guts out of her,
+bringing her up with that jerk; but I'm saying that, with time
+and patience, there's just the chance o' making steam yet. We
+could do it."
+
+The skipper's eye brightened. "Do you mean," he began, "that she
+is any good?"
+
+"Oh, no," said Mr. Wardrop. "She'll need three thousand pounds in
+repairs, at the lowest, if she's to take the sea again, an' that
+apart from any injury to her structure. She's like a man fallen
+down five pair o' stairs. We can't tell for months what has
+happened; but we know she'll never be good again without a new
+inside. Ye should see the condenser-tubes an' the steam connections
+to the donkey, for two things only. I'm not afraid of them repairin'
+her. I'm afraid of them stealin' things."
+
+"They've fired on us. They'll have to explain that."
+
+"Our reputation's not good enough to ask for explanations. Let's
+take what we have and be thankful. Ye would not have consuls
+remembern' the Guidin' Light, an' the Shah-in-Shah, an' the Aglaia,
+at this most alarmin' crisis. We've been no better than pirates
+these ten years. Under Providence we're no worse than thieves now.
+We've much to be thankful for - if we e'er get back to her."
+
+"Make it your own way, then," said the skipper. "If there's the
+least chance - "
+
+"I'll leave none," said Mr. Wardrop - "none that they'll dare to
+take. Keep her heavy on the tow, for we need time."
+
+The skipper never interfered with the affairs of the engine-room,
+and Mr. Wardrop - an artist in his profession - turned to and
+composed a work terrible and forbidding. His background was the
+dark-grained sides of the engine-room; his material the metals
+of power and strength, helped out with spars, baulks, and ropes.
+The man-of-war towed sullenly and viciously. The Haliotis behind
+her hummed like a hive before swarming. With extra and totally
+unneeded spars her crew blocked up the space round the forward
+engine till it resembled a statue in its scaffolding, and the
+butts of the shores interfered with every view that a dispassionate
+eye might wish to take. And that the dispassionate mind might be
+swiftly shaken out of its calm, the well-sunk bolts of the shores
+were wrapped round untidily with loose ends of ropes, giving a
+studied effect of most dangerous insecurity. Next, Mr. Wardrop
+took up a collection from the after-engine, which, as you will
+remember, had not been affected in the general wreck. The cylinder
+escape-valve he abolished with a flogging-hammer. It is difficult
+in far-off ports to come by such valves, unless, like Mr. Wardrop,
+you keep duplicates in store. At the same time men took off the
+nuts of two of the great holding-down bolts that serve to keep the
+engines in place on their solid bed. An engine violently arrested
+in mid-career may easily jerk off the nut of a holding-down bolt,
+and this accident looked very natural.
+
+Passing along the tunnel, he removed several shaft coupling-bolts
+and -nuts, scattering other and ancient pieces of iron underfoot.
+Cylinder-bolts he cut off to the number of six from the after-engine
+cylinder, so that it might match its neighbour, and stuffed the
+bilge - and feed-pumps with cotton-waste. Then he made up a neat
+bundle of the various odds and ends that he had gathered from the
+engines - little things like nuts and valve-spindles, all carefully
+tallowed - and retired with them under the floor of the engine-room,
+where he sighed, being fat, as he passed from manhole to manhole of
+the double bottom, and in a fairly dry submarine compartment hid
+them. Any engineer, particularly in an unfriendly port, has a
+right to keep his spare stores where he chooses; and the foot of
+one of the cylinder shores blocked all entrance into the regular
+store-room, even if that had not been already closed with steel
+wedges. In conclusion, he disconnected the after-engine, laid
+piston and connecting-rod, carefully tallowed, where it would be
+most inconvenient to the casual visitor, took out three of the
+eight collars of the thrust-block, hid them where only he could find
+them again, filled the boilers by hand, wedged the sliding doors
+of the coal-bunkers, and rested from his labours. The engine-room
+was a cemetery, and it did not need the contents of the ash-lift
+through the skylight to make it any worse.
+
+He invited the skipper to look at the completed work.
+
+Saw ye ever such a forsaken wreck as that?" said he, proudly.
+"It almost frights me to go under those shores. Now, what d' you
+think they'll do to us?"
+
+"Wait till we see," said the skipper. "It'll be bad enough when
+it comes."
+
+He was not wrong. The pleasant days of towing ended all too soon,
+though the Haliotis trailed behind her a heavily weighted jib
+stayed out into the shape of a pocket; and Mr. Wardrop was no
+longer an artist of imagination, but one of seven-and-twenty
+prisoners in a prison full of insects. The man-of-war had towed
+them to the nearest port, not to the headquarters of the colony,
+and when Mr. Wardrop saw the dismal little harbour, with its
+ragged line of Chinese junks, its one crazy tug, and the
+boat-building shed that, under the charge of a philosophical
+Malay, represented a dockyard, he sighed and shook his head.
+
+"I did well," he said. "This is the habitation o' wreckers an'
+thieves. We're at the uttermost ends of the earth. Think you
+they'll ever know in England?"
+
+"Doesn't look like it," said the skipper.
+
+They were marched ashore with what they stood up in, under a
+generous escort, and were judged according to the customs of the
+country, which, though excellent, are a little out of date.
+There were the pearls; there were the poachers; and there sat a
+small but hot Governor. He consulted for a while, and then
+things began to move with speed, for he did not wish to keep a
+hungry crew at large on the beach, and the man-of-war had gone
+up the coast. With a wave of his hand - a stroke of the pen was
+not necessary - he consigned them to the black gang-tana, the
+back-country, and the hand of the Law removed them from his sight
+and the knowledge of men. They were marched into the palms, and
+the back-country swallowed them up - all the crew of the Haliotis.
+
+Deep peace continued to brood over Europe, Asia, Africa, America,
+Australasia, and Polynesia.
+
+ * * * * * * * * * * * *
+
+It was the firing that did it. They should have kept their
+counsel; but when a few thousand foreigners are bursting with joy
+over the fact that a ship under the British flag has been fired at
+on the high seas, news travels quickly; and when it came out that
+the pearl-stealing crew had not been allowed access to their consul
+(there was no consul within a few hundred miles of that lonely port)
+even the friendliest of Powers has a right to ask questions. The
+great heart of the British public was beating furiously on account
+of the performance of a notorious race-horse, and had not a throb
+to waste on distant accidents; but somewhere deep in the hull of
+the ship of State there is machinery which more or less accurately
+takes charge of foreign affairs. That machinery began to revolve,
+and who so shocked and surprised as the Power that had captured the
+Haliotis? It explained that colonial governors and far-away
+men-of-war were difficult to control, and promised that it would
+most certainly make an example both of the Governor and the vessel.
+As for the crew reported to be pressed into military service in
+tropical climes, it would produce them as soon as possible, and it
+would apologise, if necessary. Now, no apologies were needed.
+When one nation apologises to another, millions of amateurs who
+have no earthly concern with the difficulty hurl themselves into
+the strife and embarrass the trained specialist. It was requested
+that the crew be found, if they were still alive - they had been
+eight months beyond knowledge - and it was promised that all
+would be forgotten.
+
+The little Governor of the little port was pleased with himself.
+Seven-and-twenty white men made a very compact force to throw
+away on a war that had neither beginning nor end - a jungle and
+stockade fight that flickered and smouldered through the wet hot
+years in the hills a hundred miles away, and was the heritage of
+every wearied official. He had, he thought, deserved well of his
+country; and if only some one would buy the unhappy Haliotis,
+moored in the harbour below his verandah, his cup would be full.
+He looked at the neatly silvered lamps that he had taken from her
+cabins, and thought of much that might be turned to account. But
+his countrymen in that moist climate had no spirit. They would
+peep into the silent engine-room, and shake their heads. Even
+the men-of-war would not tow her further up the coast, where the
+Governor believed that she could be repaired. She was a bad
+bargain; but her cabin carpets were undeniably beautiful, and his
+wife approved of her mirrors.
+
+Three hours later cables were bursting round him like shells, for,
+though he knew it not, he was being offered as a sacrifice by the
+nether to the upper millstone, and his superiors had no regard for
+his feelings. He had, said the cables, grossly exceeded his power,
+and failed to report on events. He would, therefore - at this he
+cast himself back in his hammock - produce the crew of the Haliotis.
+He would send for them, and, if that failed, he would put his
+dignity on a pony and fetch them himself. He had no conceivable
+right to make pearl-poachers serve in any war. He would be held
+responsible.
+
+Next morning the cables wished to know whether he had found the
+crew of the Haliotis. They were to be found, freed and fed - he
+was to feed them - till such time as they could be sent to the
+nearest English port in a man-of-war. If you abuse a man long
+enough in great words flashed over the sea-beds, things happen.
+The Governor sent inland swiftly for his prisoners, who were also
+soldiers; and never was a militia regiment more anxious to reduce
+its strength. No power short of death could make these mad men
+wear the uniform of their service. They would not fight, except
+with their fellows, and it was for that reason the regiment had
+not gone to war, but stayed in a stockade, reasoning with the new
+troops. The autumn campaign had been a fiasco, but here were the
+Englishmen. All the regiment marched back to guard them, and the
+hairy enemy, armed with blow-pipes, rejoiced in the forest. Five
+of the crew had died, but there lined up on the Governor's verandah
+two-and-twenty men marked about the legs with the scars of
+leech-bites. A few of them wore fringes that had once been trousers;
+the others used loin-cloths of gay patterns; and they existed
+beautifully but simply in the Governor's verandah, and when he came
+out they sang at him. When you have lost seventy thousand pounds'
+worth of pearls, your pay, your ship, and all your clothes, and have
+lived in bondage for five months beyond the faintest pretences of
+civilisation, you know what true independence means, for you become
+the happiest of created things - natural man.
+
+The Governor told the crew that they were evil, and they asked for
+food. When he saw how they ate, and when he remembered that none of
+the pearl patrol-boats were expected for two months, he sighed. But
+the crew of the Haliotis lay down in the verandah, and said that
+they were pensioners of the Governor's bounty. A grey-bearded man,
+fat and bald-headed, his one garment a green-and-yellow loin-cloth,
+saw the Haliotis in the harbour, and bellowed for joy. The men
+crowded to the verandah-rail, kicking aside the long cane chairs.
+They pointed, gesticulated, and argued freely, without shame. The
+militia regiment sat down in the Governor's garden. The Governor
+retired to his hammock - it was as easy to be killed lying as
+standing - and his women squeaked from the shuttered rooms.
+
+"She sold?" said the grey-bearded man, pointing to the Haliotis.
+He was Mr. Wardrop.
+
+"No good," said the Governor, shaking his head. "No one come buy."
+
+"He's taken my lamps, though," said the skipper. He wore one leg
+of a pair of trousers, and his eye wandered along the verandah.
+The Governor quailed. There were cuddy camp-stools and the skipper's
+writing-table in plain sight.
+
+"They've cleaned her out, o' course," said Mr. Wardrop. "They
+would. We'll go aboard and take an inventory. See!" He waved his
+hands over the harbour. "We - live - there - now. Sorry?"
+
+The Governor smiled a smile of relief.
+
+"He's glad of that," said one of the crew, reflectively. "I
+shouldn't wonder."
+
+They flocked down to the harbour-front, the militia regiment
+clattering behind, and embarked themselves in what they found -
+it happened to be the Governor's boat. Then they disappeared over
+the bulwarks of the Haliotis, and the Governor prayed that they
+might find occupation inside.
+
+Mr. Wardrop's first bound took him to the engine-room; and when
+the others were patting the well-remembered decks, they heard him
+giving God thanks that things were as he had left them. The
+wrecked engines stood over his head untouched; no inexpert hand
+had meddled with his shores; the steel wedges of the store-room
+were rusted home; and, best of all, the hundred and sixty tons of
+good Australian coal in the bunkers had not diminished.
+
+"I don't understand it," said Mr. Wardrop. "Any Malay knows the
+use o' copper. They ought to have cut away the pipes. And with
+Chinese junks coming here, too. It's a special interposition o'
+Providence."
+
+"You think so," said the skipper, from above. "There's only been
+one thief here, and he's cleaned her out of all my things, anyhow."
+
+Here the skipper spoke less than the truth, for under the planking
+of his cabin, only to be reached by a chisel, lay a little money
+which never drew any interest - his sheet-anchor to windward. It
+was all in clean sovereigns that pass current the world over, and
+might have amounted to more than a hundred pounds.
+
+"He's left me alone. Let's thank God," repeated Mr. Wardrop.
+
+"He's taken everything else; look!"
+
+The Haliotis, except as to her engine-room, had been systematically
+and scientifically gutted from one end to the other, and there was
+strong evidence that an unclean guard had camped in the skipper's
+cabin to regulate that plunder. She lacked glass, plate, crockery,
+cutlery, mattresses, cuddy carpets and chairs, all boats, and her
+copper ventilators. These things had been removed, with her sails
+and as much of the wire rigging as would not imperil the safety of
+the masts.
+
+"He must have sold those," said the skipper. "The other things are
+in his house, I suppose."
+
+Every fitting that could be pried or screwed out was gone. Port,
+starboard, and masthead lights; teak gratings; sliding sashes of
+the deckhouse; the captain's chest of drawers, with charts and
+chart-table; photographs, brackets, and looking-glasses; cabin
+doors; rubber cuddy mats; hatch-irons; half the funnel-stays;
+cork fenders; carpenter's grindstone and tool-chest; holystones,
+swabs, squeegees; all cabin and pantry lamps; galley-fittings en
+bloc; flags and flag-locker; clocks, chronometers; the forward
+compass and the ship's bell and belfry, were among the missing.
+
+There were great scarred marks on the deck-planking over which
+the cargo-derricks had been hauled. One must have fallen by the
+way, for the bulwark-rails were smashed and bent and the
+side-plates bruised.
+
+"It's the Governor," said the skipper "He's been selling her on
+the instalment plan."
+
+"Let's go up with spanners and shovels, and kill 'em all," shouted
+the crew. "Let's drown him, and keep the woman!"
+
+"Then we'll be shot by that black-and-tan regiment - our regiment.
+What's the trouble ashore? They've camped our regiment on the beach."
+
+"We're cut off; that's all. Go and see what they want," said Mr.
+Wardrop. "You've the trousers."
+
+In his simple way the Governor was a strategist. He did not desire
+that the crew of the Haliotis should come ashore again, either
+singly or in detachments, and he proposed to turn their steamer into
+a convict-hulk. They would wait - he explained this from the quay
+to the skipper in the barge - and they would continue to wait till
+the man-of-war came along, exactly where they were. If one of them
+set foot ashore, the entire regiment would open fire, and he would
+not scruple to use the two cannon of the town. Meantime food would
+be sent daily in a boat under an armed escort. The skipper, bare
+to the waist, and rowing, could only grind his teeth; and the
+Governor improved the occasion, and revenged himself for the bitter
+words in the cables, by saying what he thought of the morals and
+manners of the crew. The barge returned to the Haliotis in silence,
+and the skipper climbed aboard, white on the cheek-bones and blue
+about the nostrils.
+
+"I knew it," said Mr. Wardrop; "and they won't give us good food,
+either. We shall have bananas morning, noon, and night, an' a man
+can't work on fruit. We know that."
+
+Then the skipper cursed Mr. Wardrop for importing frivolous
+side-issues into the conversation; and the crew cursed one another,
+and the Haliotis, the voyage, and all that they knew or could bring
+to mind. They sat down in silence on the empty decks, and their
+eyes burned in their heads. The green harbour water chuckled at
+them overside. They looked at the palm-fringed hills inland, at
+the white houses above the harbour road, at the single tier of
+native craft by the quay, at the stolid soldiery sitting round the
+two cannon, and, last of all, at the blue bar of the horizon. Mr.
+Wardrop was buried in thought, and scratched imaginary lines with
+his untrimmed finger-nails on the planking.
+
+"I make no promise," he said, at last, "for I can't say what may
+or may not have happened to them. But here's the ship, and here's
+us."
+
+There was a little scornful laughter at this, and Mr. Wardrop
+knitted his brows. He recalled that in the days when be wore
+trousers he had been Chief Engineer of the Haliotis.
+
+"Harland, Mackesy, Noble, Hay, Naughton, Fink, O'Hara, Trumbull."
+
+"Here, sir!" The instinct of obedience waked to answer the
+roll-call of the engine-room.
+
+"Below!"
+
+They rose and went.
+
+"Captain, I'll trouble you for the rest of the men as I want them.
+We'll get my stores out, and clear away the shores we don't need,
+and then we'll patch her up. My men will remember that they're in
+the Haliotis, - under me."
+
+He went into the engine-room, and the others stared. They were
+used to the accidents of the sea, but this was beyond their
+experience. None who had seen the engine-room believed that
+anything short of new engines from end to end could stir the
+Haliotis from her moorings.
+
+The engine-room stores were unearthed, and Mr. Wardrop's face, red
+with the filth of the bilges and the exertion of travelling on his
+stomach, lit with joy. The spare gear of the Haliotis had been
+unusually complete, and two-and-twenty men, armed with screw-jacks,
+differential blocks, tackle, vices, and a forge or so, can look
+Kismet between the eyes without winking. The crew were ordered to
+replace the holding-down and shaft-bearing bolts, and return the
+collars of the thrust-block. When they had finished, Mr. Wardrop
+delivered a lecture on repairing compound engines without the aid
+of the shops, and the men sat about on the cold machinery. The
+cross-head jammed in the guides leered at them drunkenly, but
+offered no help. They ran their fingers hopelessly into the cracks
+of the starboard supporting-column, and picked at the ends of the
+ropes round the shores, while Mr. Wardrop's voice rose and fell
+echoing, till the quick tropic night closed down over the
+engine-room skylight.
+
+Next morning the work of reconstruction began. It has been
+explained that the foot of the connecting-rod was forced against
+the foot of the starboard supporting-column, which it had cracked
+through and driven outward towards the ship's skin. To all
+appearance the job was more than hopeless, for rod and column
+seemed to have been welded into one. But herein Providence
+smiled on them for one moment to hearten them through the weary
+weeks ahead. The second engineer - more reckless than resourceful
+- struck at random with a cold chisel into the cast-iron of the
+column, and a greasy, grey flake of metal flew from under the
+imprisoned foot of the connecting-rod, while the rod itself fell
+away slowly, and brought up with a thunderous clang somewhere in
+the dark of the crank-pit. The guides-plates above were still
+jammed fast in the guides, but the first blow had been struck.
+They spent the rest of the day grooming the donkey-engine, which
+stood immediately forward of the engine-room hatch. Its tarpaulin,
+of course, had been stolen, and eight warm months had not improved
+the working parts. Further, the last dying hiccup of the Haliotis
+seemed - or it might have been the Malay from the boat-house - to
+have lifted the thing bodily on its bolts, and set it down
+inaccurately as regarded its steam connections.
+
+"If we only had one single cargo-derrick!" Mr. Wardrop sighed. "We
+can take the cylinder-cover off by hand, if we sweat; but to get
+the rod out o' the piston's not possible unless we use steam. Well,
+there'll be steam the morn, if there's nothing else. She'll fizzle!"
+
+Next morning men from the shore saw the Haliotis through a cloud,
+for it was as though the deck smoked. Her crew were chasing steam
+through the shaken and leaky pipes to its work in the forward
+donkey-engine; and where oakum failed to plug a crack, they stripped
+off their loin-cloths for lapping, and swore, half-boiled and
+mother-naked. The donkey-engine worked - at a price - the price of
+constant attention and furious stoking - worked long enough to allow
+a wire-rope (it was made up of a funnel and a foremast-stay) to be
+led into the engine-room and made fast on the cylinder-cover of the
+forward engine. That rose easily enough, and was hauled through the
+skylight and on to the deck, many hands assisting the doubtful steam.
+Then came the tug of war, for it was necessary to get to the piston
+and the jammed piston-rod. They removed two of the piston junk-ring
+studs, screwed in two strong iron eye-bolts by way of handles,
+doubled the wire-rope, and set half a dozen men to smite with an
+extemporised battering-ram at the end of the piston-rod, where it
+peered through the piston, while the donkey-engine hauled upwards
+on the piston itself. After four hours of this furious work, the
+piston-rod suddenly slipped, and the piston rose with a jerk,
+knocking one or two men over into the engine-room. But when Mr.
+Wardrop declared that the piston had not split, they cheered, and
+thought nothing of their wounds; and the donkey-engine was hastily
+stopped; its boiler was nothing to tamper with.
+
+And day by day their supplies reached them by boat. The skipper
+humbled himself once more before the Governor, and as a concession
+had leave to get drinking-water from the Malay boat-builder on the
+quay. It was not good drinking-water, but the Malay was anxious
+to supply anything in his power, if he were paid for it.
+
+Now when the jaws of the forward engine stood, as it were, stripped
+and empty, they began to wedge up the shores of the cylinder itself.
+That work alone filled the better part of three days - warm and
+sticky days, when the hands slipped and sweat ran into the eyes.
+When the last wedge was hammered home there was no longer an ounce
+of weight on the supporting-columns; and Mr. Wardrop rummaged the
+ship for boiler-plate three-quarters of an inch thick, where he
+could find it. There was not much available, but what there was
+was more than beaten gold to him. In one desperate forenoon the
+entire crew, naked and lean, haled back, more or less into place,
+the starboard supporting-column, which, as you remember, was cracked
+clean through. Mr. Wardrop found them asleep where they had
+finished the work, and gave them a day's rest, smiling upon them
+as a father while he drew chalk-marks about the cracks. They woke
+to new and more trying labour; for over each one of those cracks a
+plate of three-quarter-inch boiler-iron was to be worked hot, the
+rivet-holes being drilled by hand. All that time they were fed on
+fruits, chiefly bananas, with some sago.
+
+Those were the days when men swooned over the ratchet-drill and the
+hand-forge, and where they fell they had leave to lie unless their
+bodies were in the way of their fellows' feet. And so, patch upon
+patch, and a patch over all, the starboard supporting-column was
+clouted; but when they thought all was secure, Mr. Wardrop decreed
+that the noble patchwork would never support working engines; at
+the best, it could only hold the guide-bars approximately true.
+he deadweight of the cylinders must be borne by vertical struts;
+and, therefore, a gang would repair to the bows, and take out, with
+files, the big bow-anchor davits, each of which was some three
+inches in diameter. They threw hot coals at Wardrop, and threatened
+to kill him, those who did not weep (they were ready to weep on the
+least provocation); but he hit them with iron bars heated at the
+end, and they limped forward, and the davits came with them when
+they returned. They slept sixteen hours on the strength of it, and
+in three days two struts were in place, bolted from the foot of
+the starboard supporting-column to the under side of the cylinder.
+There remained now the port, or condenser-column, which, though not
+so badly cracked as its fellow, had also been strengthened in four
+places with boiler-plate patches, but needed struts. They took
+away the main stanchions of the bridge for that work, and, crazy
+with toil, did not see till all was in place that the rounded
+bars of iron must be flattened from top to bottom to allow the
+air-pump levers to clear them. It was Wardrop's oversight, and he
+wept bitterly before the men as he gave the order to unbolt the
+struts and flatten them with hammer and the flame. Now the broken
+engine was underpinned firmly, and they took away the wooden
+shores from under the cylinders, and gave them to the robbed
+bridge, thanking God for even half a day's work on gentle, kindly
+wood instead of the iron that had entered into their souls. Eight
+months in the back-country among the leeches, at a temperature of
+84 degrees moist, is very bad for the nerves.
+
+They had kept the hardest work to the last, as boys save Latin
+prose, and, worn though they were, Mr. Wardrop did not dare to
+give them rest. The piston-rod and connecting-rod were to be
+straightened, and this was a job for a regular dockyard with every
+appliance. They fell to it, cheered by a little chalk showing of
+work done and time consumed which Mr. Wardrop wrote up on the
+engine-room bulkhead. Fifteen days had gone - fifteen days of
+killing labour - and there was hope before them.
+
+It is curious that no man knows how the rods were straightened.
+The crew of the Haliotis remember that week very dimly, as a
+fever patient remembers the delirium of a long night. There were
+fires everywhere, they say; the whole ship was one consuming
+furnace, and the hammers were never still. Now, there could not
+have been more than one fire at the most, for Mr. Wardrop
+distinctly recalls that no straightening was done except under
+his own eye. They remember, too, that for many years voices gave
+orders which they obeyed with their bodies, but their minds were
+abroad on all the seas. It seems to them that they stood through
+days and nights slowly sliding a bar backwards and forwards
+through a white glow that was part of the ship. They remember an
+intolerable noise in their burning heads from the walls of the
+stoke-hole, and they remember being savagely beaten by men whose
+eyes seemed asleep. When their shift was over they would draw
+straight lines in the air, anxiously and repeatedly, and would
+question one another in their sleep, crying, "Is she straight?"
+
+At last - they do not remember whether this was by day or by
+night - Mr. Wardrop began to dance clumsily, and wept the while;
+and they too danced and wept, and went to sleep twitching all
+over; and when they woke, men said that the rods were straightened,
+and no one did any work for two days, but lay on the decks and ate
+fruit. Mr. Wardrop would go below from time to time, and pat the
+two rods where they lay, and they heard him singing hymns.
+
+Then his trouble of mind went from him, and at the end of the third
+day's idleness he made a drawing in chalk upon the deck, with
+letters of the alphabet at the angles. He pointed out that, though
+the piston-rod was more or less straight, the piston-rod cross-head
+ - the thing that had been jammed sideways in the guides - had been
+badly strained, and had cracked the lower end of the piston-rod.
+He was going to forge and shrink a wrought-iron collar on the neck
+of the piston-rod where it joined the cross-head, and from the
+collar he would bolt a Y-shaped piece of iron whose lower arms
+should be bolted into the cross-head. If anything more were needed,
+they could use up the last of the boiler-plate.
+
+So the forges were lit again, and men burned their bodies, but
+hardly felt the pain. The finished connection was not beautiful,
+but it seemed strong enough - at least, as strong as the rest of
+the machinery; and with that job their labours came to an end.
+All that remained was to connect up the engines, and to get food
+and water. The skipper and four men dealt with the Malay
+boat-builder by night chiefly; it was no time to haggle over the
+price of sago and dried fish. The others stayed aboard and
+replaced piston, piston-rod, cylinder-cover, cross-head, and bolts,
+with the aid of the faithful donkey-engine. The cylinder-cover
+was hardly steam-proof, and the eye of science might have seen in
+the connecting-rod a flexure something like that of a
+Christmas-tree candle which has melted and been straightened by
+hand over a stove, but, as Mr. Wardrop said, "She didn't hit
+anything."
+
+As soon as the last bolt was in place, men tumbled over one
+another in their anxiety to get to the hand starting-gear, the
+wheel and worm, by which some engines can be moved when there is
+no steam aboard. They nearly wrenched off the wheel, but it was
+evident to the blindest eye that the engines stirred. They did
+not revolve in their orbits with any enthusiasm, as good machines
+should; indeed, they groaned not a little; but they moved over
+and came to rest in a way which proved that they still recognised
+man's hand. Then Mr. Wardrop sent his slaves into the darker
+bowels of the engine-room and the stoke-hole, and followed them
+with a flare-lamp. The boilers were sound, but would take no harm
+from a little scaling and cleaning. Mr. Wardrop would not have
+any one over-zealous, for he feared what the next stroke of the
+tool might show. "The less we know about her now," said he, "the
+better for us all, I'm thinkin'. Ye'll understand me when I say
+that this is in no sense regular engineerin'."
+
+As his raiment, when he spoke, was his grey beard and uncut hair,
+they believed him. They did not ask too much of what they met,
+but polished and tallowed and scraped it to a false brilliancy.
+
+"A lick of paint would make me easier in my mind," said Mr.
+Wardrop, plaintively. "I know half the condenser-tubes are
+started; and the propeller-shaftin''s God knows how far out of
+the true, and we'll need a new air-pump, an' the main-steam
+leaks like a sieve, and there's worse each way I look; but -
+paint's like clothes to a man, 'an ours is near all gone."
+
+The skipper unearthed some stale ropy paint of the loathsome
+green that they used for the galleys of sailing-ships, and Mr.
+Wardrop spread it abroad lavishly to give the engines
+self-respect.
+
+His own was returning day by day, for he wore his loin-cloth
+continuously; but the crew, having worked under orders, did not
+feel as he did. The completed work satisfied Mr. Wardrop. He
+would at the last have made shift to run to Singapore, and gone
+home without vengeance taken to show his engines to his brethren
+in the craft; but the others and the captain forbade him. They
+had not yet recovered their self-respect.
+
+"It would be safer to make what ye might call a trial trip, but
+beggars mustn't be choosers; an if the engines will go over to the
+hand-gear, the probability - I'm only saying it's a probability -
+the chance is that they'll hold up when we put steam on her."
+
+"How long will you take to get steam?" said the skipper.
+
+"God knows! Four hours - a day - half a week. If I can raise
+sixty pound I'll not complain."
+
+"Be sure of her first; we can't afford to go out half a mile, and
+break down."
+
+"My soul and body, man, we're one continuous breakdown, fore an'
+aft! We might fetch Singapore, though."
+
+"We'll break down at Pygang-Watai, where we can do good," was the
+answer, in a voice that did not allow argument. "She's my boat,
+and - I've had eight months to think in."
+
+No man saw the Haliotis depart, though many heard her. She left
+at two in the morning, having cut her moorings, and it was none
+of her crew's pleasure that the engines should strike up a
+thundering half-seas-over chanty that echoed among the hills.
+Mr. Wardrop wiped away a tear as he listened to the new song.
+
+"She's gibberin' - she's just gibberin'," he whimpered. "Yon's
+the voice of a maniac.
+
+And if engines have any soul, as their masters believe, he was
+quite right. There were outcries and clamours, sobs and bursts of
+chattering laughter, silences where the trained ear yearned for the
+clear note, and torturing reduplications where there should have
+been one deep voice. Down the screw-shaft ran murmurs and warnings,
+while a heart-diseased flutter without told that the propeller
+needed re-keying.
+
+"How does she make it?" said the skipper.
+
+"She moves, but - but she's breakin' my heart. The sooner we're
+at Pygang-Watai, the better. She's mad, and we're waking the town."
+
+"Is she at all near safe?"
+
+"What do I care how safe she is? She's mad. Hear that, now! To
+be sure, nothing's hittin' anything, and the bearin's are fairly
+cool, but - can ye not hear?"
+
+"If she goes," said the skipper, "I don't care a curse. And she's
+my boat, too."
+
+She went, trailing a fathom of weed behind her. From a slow two
+knots an hour she crawled up to a triumphant four. Anything
+beyond that made the struts quiver dangerously, and filled the
+engine-room with steam. Morning showed her out of sight of land,
+and there was a visible ripple under her bows; but she complained
+bitterly in her bowels, and, as though the noise had called it,
+there shot along across the purple sea a swift, dark proa,
+hawk-like and curious, which presently ranged alongside and wished
+to know if the Haliotis were helpless. Ships, even the steamers
+of the white men, had been known to break down in those waters,
+and the honest Malay and Javanese traders would sometimes aid them
+in their own peculiar way. But this ship was not full of lady
+passengers and well-dressed officers. Men, white, naked and savage,
+swarmed down her sides - some with red-hot iron bars, and others
+with large hammers - threw themselves upon those innocent inquiring
+strangers, and, before any man could say what had happened, were
+in full possession of the proa, while the lawful owners bobbed in
+the water overside. Half an hour later the proa's cargo of sago
+and trepang, as well as a doubtful-minded compass, was in the
+Haliotis. The two huge triangular mat sails, with their
+seventy-foot yards and booms, had followed the cargo, and were
+being fitted to the stripped masts of the steamer.
+
+They rose, they swelled, they filled, and the empty steamer visibly
+laid over as the wind took them. They gave her nearly three knots
+an hour, and what better could men ask? But if she had been forlorn
+before, this new purchase made her horrible to see. Imagine a
+respectable charwoman in the tights of a ballet-dancer rolling drunk
+along the streets, and you will come to some faint notion of the
+appearance of that nine-hundred-ton, well-decked, once schooner-rigged
+cargo-boat as she staggered under her new help, shouting and raving
+across the deep. With steam and sail that marvellous voyage
+continued; and the bright-eyed crew looked over the rail, desolate,
+unkempt, unshorn, shamelessly clothed beyond the decencies.
+
+At the end of the third week she sighted the island of Pygang-Watai,
+whose harbour is the turning-point of a pearl sea-patrol. Here the
+gun-boats stay for a week ere they retrace their line. There is no
+village at Pygang-Watai; only a stream of water, some palms, and a
+harbour safe to rest in till the first violence of the southeast
+monsoon has blown itself out.
+
+They opened up the low coral beach, with its mound of whitewashed
+coal ready for supply, the deserted huts for the sailors, and the
+flagless flagstaff.
+
+Next day there was no Haliotis - only a little proa rocking in
+the warm rain at the mouth of the harbour, whose crew watched
+with hungry eyes the smoke of a gunboat on the horizon.
+
+Months afterwards there were a few lines in an English newspaper
+to the effect that some gunboat of some foreign Power had broken
+her back at the mouth of some far-away harbour by running at full
+speed into a sunken wreck.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR
+
+PART I
+
+
+ I have done one braver thing
+ Than all the worthies did;
+ And yet a braver thence doth spring,
+ Which is to keep that hid.
+
+ The Undertaking.
+
+"Is it officially declared yet?"
+
+They've gone as far as to admit 'extreme local scarcity,' and they've
+started relief-works in one or two districts, the paper says."
+
+"That means it will be declared as soon as they can make sure of the
+men and the rolling-stock. 'Shouldn't wonder if it were as bad as
+the '78 Famine."
+
+"'Can't be," said Scott, turning a little in the long cane chair.
+
+"We've had fifteen-anna crops in the north, and Bombay and Bengal
+report more than they know what to do with. They'll be able to
+check it before it gets out of hand. It will only be local."
+
+Martyn picked the "Pioneer" from the table, read through the
+telegrams once more, and put up his feet on the chair-rests. It
+was a hot, dark, breathless evening, heavy with the smell of the
+newly watered Mall. The flowers in the Club gardens were dead and
+black on their stalks, the little lotus-pond was a circle of caked
+mud, and the tamarisk-trees were white with the dust of weeks.
+Most of the men were at the band-stand in the public gardens - from
+the Club verandah you could hear the native Police band hammering
+stale waltzes - or on the polo-ground, or in the high-walled
+fives-court, hotter than a Dutch oven. Half a dozen grooms,
+squatted at the heads of their ponies, waited their masters' return.
+>From time to time a man would ride at a foot-pace into the Club
+compound, and listlessly loaf over to the whitewashed barracks
+beside the main building. These were supposed to be chambers. Men
+lived in them, meeting the same white faces night after night at
+dinner, and drawing out their office-work till the latest possible
+hour, that they might escape that doleful company.
+
+"What are you going to do?." said Martyn, with a yawn. "Let's
+have a swim before dinner."
+
+"'Water's hot. I was at the bath to-day."
+
+"Play you game o' billiards - fifty up."
+
+"It's a hundred and five in the hall now. Sit still and don't be
+so abominably energetic."
+
+A grunting camel swung up to the porch, his badged and belted
+rider fumbling a leather pouch.
+
+"Kubber-kargaz-ki-yektraaa," the man whined, handing down the
+newspaper extra - a slip printed on one side only, and damp from
+the press. It was pinned up on the green-baize board, between
+notices of ponies for sale and fox-terriers missing.
+
+Martyn rose lazily, read it, and whistled. "It's declared!" he
+cried. "One, two, three - eight districts go under the operations
+of the Famine Code ek dum. They've put Jimmy Hawkins in charge."
+
+"Good business!" said Scott, with the first sign of interest he
+had shown. "When in doubt hire a Punjabi. I worked under Jimmy
+when I first came out and he belonged to the Punjab. He has more
+bundobust than most men."
+
+"Jimmy's a Jubilee Knight now," said Martyn. "He's a good chap,
+even though he is a thrice-born civilian and went to the
+Benighted Presidency. What unholy names these Madras districts
+rejoice in - all ungas or rungas or pillays or polliums!"
+
+A dog-cart drove up in the dusk, and a man entered, mopping his
+head. He was editor of the one daily paper at the capital of a
+Province of twenty-five million natives and a few hundred white
+men: as his staff was limited to himself and one assistant, his
+office-hours ran variously from ten to twenty a day.
+
+"Hi, Raines; you're supposed to know everything," said Martyn,
+stopping him. "How's this Madras 'scarcity' going to turn out?"
+
+"No one knows as yet. There's a message as long as your arm coming
+in on the telephone. I've left my cub to fill it out. Madras has
+owned she can't manage it alone, and Jimmy seems to have a free
+hand in getting all the men he needs. Arbuthnot's warned to hold
+himself in readiness."
+
+"'Badger' Arbuthnot?"
+
+"The Peshawur chap. Yes: and the Pi wires that Ellis and Clay
+have been moved from the Northwest already, and they've taken
+half a dozen Bombay men, too. It's pukka famine, by the looks
+of it."
+
+"They're nearer the scene of action than we are; but if it comes
+to indenting on the Punjab this early, there's more in this than
+meets the eye," said Martyn.
+
+"Here to-day and gone to-morrow. 'Didn't come to stay for ever,"
+said Scott, dropping one of Marryat's novels, and rising to his
+feet. "Martyn, your sister's waiting for you."
+
+A rough grey horse was backing and shifting at the edge of the
+verandah, where the light of a kerosene lamp fell on a brown-calico
+habit and a white face under a grey-felt hat.
+
+"Right, O!" said Martyn. "I'm ready. Better come and dine with
+us, if you've nothing to do, Scott. William, is there any dinner
+in the house?"
+
+"I'll go home and see," was the rider's answer. "You can drive
+him over - at eight, remember."
+
+Scott moved leisurely to his room, and changed into the evening-dress
+of the season and the country: spotless white linen from head to
+foot, with a broad silk cummerbund. Dinner at the Martyns' was a
+decided improvement on the goat-mutton, twiney-tough fowl, and
+tinned entrees of the Club. But it was a great pity that Martyn
+could not afford to send his sister to the hills for the hot weather.
+As an Acting District Superintendent of Police, Martyn drew the
+magnificent pay of six hundred depreciated silver rupees a month,
+and his little four-roomed bungalow said just as much. There were
+the usual blue-and-white-striped jail-made rugs on the uneven floor;
+the usual glass-studded Amritsar phulkaris draped on nails driven
+into the flaking whitewash of the walls; the usual half-dozen chairs
+that did not match, picked up at sales of dead men's effects; and
+the usual streaks of black grease where the leather punka-thong ran
+through the wall. It was as though everything had been unpacked
+the night before to be repacked next morning. Not a door in the
+house was true on its hinges. The little windows, fifteen feet up,
+were darkened with wasp-nests, and lizards hunted flies between the
+beams of the wood-ceiled roof. But all this was part of Scott's
+life. Thus did people live who had such an income; and in a land
+where each man's pay, age, and position are printed in a book, that
+all may read, it is hardly worth while to play at pretence in word
+or deed. Scott counted eight years' service in the Irrigation
+Department, and drew eight hundred rupees a month, on the
+understanding that if he served the State faithfully for another
+twenty-two years he could retire on a pension of some four hundred
+rupees a month. His working-life, which had been spent chiefly
+under canvas or in temporary shelters where a man could sleep, eat,
+and write letters, was bound up with the opening and guarding of
+irrigation canals, the handling of two or three thousand workmen of
+all castes and creeds, and the payment of vast sums of coined silver.
+
+He had finished that spring, not without credit, the last section
+of the great Mosuhl Canal, and - much against his will, for he
+hated office-work - had been sent in to serve during the hot
+weather on the accounts and supply side of the Department, with
+sole charge of the sweltering sub-office at the capital of the
+Province. Martyn knew this; William, his sister, knew it; and
+everybody knew it. Scott knew, too, as well as the rest of the
+world, that Miss Martyn had come out to India four years ago to
+keep house for her brother, who, as every one knew, had borrowed
+the money to pay for her passage, and that she ought, as all the
+world said, to have married at once. In stead of this, she had
+refused some half a dozen subalterns, a Civilian twenty years her
+senior, one Major, and a man in the Indian Medical Department.
+This, too, was common property. She had "stayed down three hot
+weathers," as the saying is, because her brother was in debt and
+could not afford the expense of her keep at even a cheap
+hill-station. Therefore her face was white as bone, and in the
+centre of her forehead was a big silvery scar about the size of a
+shilling - the mark of a Delhi sore, which is the same as a
+"Bagdad date." This comes from drinking bad water, and slowly
+eats into the flesh till it is ripe enough to be burned out.
+
+None the less William had enjoyed herself hugely in her four years.
+Twice she had been nearly drowned while fording a river; once she
+had been run away with on a camel; had witnessed a midnight attack
+of thieves on her brother's camp; had seen justice administered,
+with long sticks, in the open under trees; could speak Urdu and
+even rough Punjabi with a fluency that was envied by her seniors;
+had entirely fallen out of the habit of writing to her aunts in
+England, or cutting the pages of the English magazines; had been
+through a very bad cholera year, seeing sights unfit to be told;
+and had wound up her experiences by six weeks of typhoid fever,
+during which her head had been shaved and hoped to keep her
+twenty-third birthday that September. It is conceivable that the
+aunts would not have approved of a girl who never set foot on the
+ground if a horse were within hail; who rode to dances with a shawl
+thrown over her skirt; who wore her hair cropped and curling all
+over her head; who answered indifferently to the name of William
+or Bill; whose speech was heavy with the flowers of the vernacular;
+who could act in amateur theatricals, play on the banjo, rule eight
+servants and two horses, their accounts and their diseases, and
+look men slowly and deliberately between the eyes - even after they
+had proposed to her and been rejected.
+
+"I like men who do things," she had confided to a man in the
+Educational Department, who was teaching the sons of cloth-merchants
+and dyers the beauty of Wordsworth's "Excursion" in annotated
+cram-books; and when he grew poetical, William explained that she
+"didn't understand poetry very much; it made her head ache," and
+another broken heart took refuge at the Club. But it was all
+William's fault. She delighted in hearing men talk of their own
+work, and that is the most fatal way of bringing a man to your feet.
+
+Scott had known her for some three years, meeting her, as a rule,
+under canvass, when his camp and her brother's joined for a day
+on the edge of the Indian Desert. He had danced with her several
+times at the big Christmas gatherings, when as many as five hundred
+white people came in to the station; and had always a great respect
+for her housekeeping and her dinners.
+
+She looked more like a boy than ever when, the meal ended, she
+sat, rolling cigarettes, her low forehead puckered beneath the
+dark curls as she twiddled the papers and stuck out her rounded
+chin when the tobacco stayed in place, or, with a gesture as
+true as a school-boy's throwing a stone, tossed the finished
+article across the room to Martyn, who caught it with one hand,
+and continued his talk with Scott. It was all "shop," - canals
+and the policing of canals; the sins of villagers who stole more
+water than they had paid for, and the grosser sin of native
+constables who connived at the thefts; of the transplanting
+bodily of villages to newly irrigated ground, and of the coming
+fight with the desert in the south when the Provincial funds
+should warrant the opening of the long-surveyed Luni Protective
+Canal System. And Scott spoke openly of his great desire to be
+put on one particular section of the work where he knew the land
+and the people; and Martyn sighed for a billet in the Himalayan
+foot-hills, and said his mind of his superiors, and William
+rolled cigarettes and said nothing, but smiled gravely on her
+brother because he was happy.
+
+At ten Scott's horse came to the door, and the evening was ended.
+The lights of the two low bungalows in which the daily paper was
+printed showed bright across the road. It was too early to try
+to find sleep, and Scott drifted over to the editor. Raines,
+stripped to the waist like a sailor at a gun, lay half asleep in
+a long chair, waiting for night telegrams. He had a theory that
+if a man did not stay by his work all day and most of the night he
+laid himself open to fever: so he ate and slept among his files.
+
+"Can you do it?" be said drowsily. "I didn't mean to bring you
+over."
+
+"About what? I've been dining at the Martyns'."
+
+"The Madras famine, of course. Martyn's warned, too. They're
+taking men where they can find 'em. I sent a note to you at the
+Club just now, asking if you could do us a letter once a week from
+the south - between two and three columns, say. Nothing sensational,
+of course, but just plain facts about who is doing what, and so
+forth. Our regular rates - ten rupees a column."
+
+"'Sorry, but it's out of my line," Scott answered, staring absently
+at the map of India on the wall. "It's rough on Martyn - very.
+'Wonder what he'll do with his sister? 'Wonder what the deuce
+they'll do with me? I've no famine experience. This is the first
+I've heard of it. Am I ordered?"
+
+"Oh, yes. Here's the wire. They'll put you on to relief-works,"
+Raines said, "with a horde of Madrassis dying like flies; one
+native apothecary and half a pint of cholera-mixture among the
+ten thousand of you. It comes of your being idle for the moment.
+Every man who isn't doing two men's work seems to have been called
+upon. Hawkins evidently believes in Punjabis. It's going to be
+quite as bad as anything they have had in the last ten years."
+
+"It's all in the day's work, worse luck. I suppose I shall get my
+orders officially some time to-morrow. I'm awfully glad I happened
+to drop in. Better go and pack my kit now. Who relieves me here
+ - do you know?"
+
+Raines turned over a sheaf of telegrams. "McEuan," said he, "from
+Murree."
+
+Scott chuckled. "He thought he was going to be cool all summer.
+He'll be very sick about this. Well, no good talking. 'Night."
+
+Two hours later, Scott, with a clear conscience, laid himself
+down to rest on a string cot in a bare room. Two worn bullock
+trunks, a leather water-bottle, a tin ice-box, and his pet saddle
+sewed up in sacking were piled at the door, and the Club secretary's
+receipt for last month's bill was under his pillow. His orders
+came next morning, and with them an unofficial telegram from Sir
+James Hawkins; who was not in the habit of forgetting good men when
+he had once met them, bidding him report himself with all speed at
+some unpronounceable place fifteen hundred miles to the south, for
+the famine was sore in the land, and white men were needed.
+
+A pink and fattish youth arrived in the red-hot noonday, whimpering
+a little at fate and famines, which never allowed any one three
+months' peace. He was Scott's successor - another cog in the
+machinery, moved forward behind his fellow whose services, as the
+official announcement ran, "were placed at the disposal of the
+Madras Government for famine duty until further orders." Scott
+handed over the funds in his charge, showed him the coolest corner
+in the office, warned him against excess of zeal, and, as twilight
+fell, departed from the Club in a hired carriage, with his faithful
+body-servant, Faiz Ullah, and a mound of disordered baggage atop,
+to catch the southern mail at the loopholed and bastioned
+railway-station. The heat from the thick brick walls struck him
+across the face as if it had been a hot towel; and he reflected that
+there were at least five nights and four days of this travel before
+him. Faiz Ullah, used to the chances of service, plunged into the
+crowd on the stone platform, while Scott, a black cheroot between
+his teeth, waited till his compartment should be set away. A dozen
+native policemen, with their rifles and bundles, shouldered into
+the press of Punjabi farmers, Sikh craftsmen, and greasy-locked
+Afreedee pedlars, escorting with all pomp Martyn's uniform-case,
+water-bottles, ice-box, and bedding-roll. They saw Faiz Ullah's
+lifted hand, and steered for it.
+
+"My Sahib and your Sahib," said Faiz Ullah to Martyn's man, "will
+travel together. Thou and I, O brother, will thus secure the
+servants' places close by; and because of our masters' authority
+none will dare to disturb us."
+
+When Faiz Ullah reported all things ready, Scott settled down at
+full length, coatless and bootless, on the broad leather-covered
+bunk. The heat under the iron-arched roof of the station might
+have been anything over a hundred degrees. At the last moment
+Martyn entered, dripping.
+
+"Don't swear," said Scott, lazily; "it's too late to change your
+carriage; and we'll divide the ice."
+
+"What are you doing here?" said the police-man.
+
+"I'm lent to the Madras Government, same as you. By Jove, it's a
+bender of a night! Are you taking any of your men down?"
+
+"A dozen. I suppose I shall have to superintend relief
+distributions. 'Didn't know you were under orders too."
+
+"I didn't till after I left you last night. Raines had the news
+first. My orders came this morning. McEuan relieved me at four,
+and I got off at once. 'Shouldn't wonder if it wouldn't be a
+good thing - this famine - if we come through it alive."
+
+"Jimmy ought to put you and me to work together," said Martyn;
+and then, after a pause: "My sister's here."
+
+"Good business," said Scott, heartily. "Going to get off at Umballa,
+I suppose, and go up to Simla. Who'll she stay with there?"
+
+"No-o; that's just the trouble of it. She's going down with me."
+
+Scott sat bolt upright under the oil-lamps as the train jolted
+past Tarn-Taran. "What! You don't mean you couldn't afford -"
+
+"'Tain't that. I'd have scraped up the money somehow."
+
+"You might have come to me, to begin with," said Scott, stiffly;
+"we aren't altogether strangers."
+
+"Well, you needn't be stuffy about it. I might, but - you don't
+know my sister. I've been explaining and exhorting and all the
+rest of it all day - lost my temper since seven this morning,
+and haven't got it back yet - but she wouldn't hear of any
+compromise. A woman's entitled to travel with her husband if she
+wants to; and William says she's on the same footing. You see,
+we've been together all our lives, more or less, since my people
+died. It isn't as if she were an ordinary sister."
+
+"All the sisters I've ever heard of would have stayed where they
+were well off."
+
+She's as clever as a man, confound - Martyn went on. "She broke
+up the bungalow over my head while I was talking at her. 'Settled
+the whole thing in three hours - servants, horses, and all. I
+didn't get my orders till nine."
+
+"Jimmy Hawkins won't be pleased," said Scott "A famine's no place
+for a woman."
+
+"Mrs. Jim - I mean Lady Jim's in camp with him. At any rate, she
+says she will look after my sister. William wired down to her on
+her own responsibility, asking if she could come, and knocked the
+ground from under me by showing me her answer."
+
+Scott laughed aloud. "If she can do that she can take care of
+herself, and Mrs. Jim won't let her run into any mischief. There
+aren't many women, sisters or wives, who would walk into a famine
+with their eyes open. It isn't as if she didn't know what these
+things mean. She was through the Jalo cholera last year."
+
+The train stopped at Amritsar, and Scott went back to the ladies'
+compartment, immediately behind their carriage. William, with a
+cloth riding-cap on her curls, nodded affably.
+
+"Come in and have some tea," she said. "'Best thing in the world
+for heat-apoplexy."
+
+"Do I look as if I were going to have heat-apoplexy?"
+
+"'Never can tell," said William, wisely. "It's always best to be
+ready."
+
+She had arranged her compartment with the knowledge of an old
+campaigner. A felt-covered water-bottle hung in the draught of
+one of the shuttered windows; a tea-set of Russian china, packed
+in a wadded basket, stood on the seat; and a travelling
+spirit-lamp was clamped against the woodwork above it.
+
+William served them generously, in large cups, hot tea, which
+saves the veins of the neck from swelling inopportunely on a hot
+night. It was characteristic of the girl that, her plan of action
+once settled, she asked for no comments on it. Life among men who
+had a great deal of work to do, and very little time to do it in,
+had taught her the wisdom of effacing, as well as of fending for,
+herself. She did not by word or deed suggest that she would be
+useful, comforting, or beautiful in their travels, but continued
+about her business serenely: put the cups back without clatter when
+tea was ended, and made cigarettes for her guests.
+
+"This time last night," said Scott, "we didn't expect - er - this
+kind of thing, did we?"
+
+"I've learned to expect anything," said William. "You know, in
+our service, we live at the end of the telegraph; but, of course,
+this ought to be a good thing for us all, departmentally - if we
+live."
+
+"It knocks us out of the running in our own Province," Scott
+replied, with equal gravity. "I hoped to be put on the Luni
+Protective Works this cold weather, but there's no saying how
+long the famine may keep us."
+
+"Hardly beyond October, I should think," said Martyn. "It will be
+ended, one way or the other, then."
+
+"And we've nearly a week of this," said William. "Sha'n't we be
+dusty when it's over?"
+
+For a night and a day they knew their surroundings, and for a
+night and a day, skirting the edge of the great Indian Desert on
+a narrow-gauge railway, they remembered how in the days of their
+apprenticeship they had come by that road from Bombay. Then the
+languages in which the names of the stations were written changed,
+and they launched south into a foreign land, where the very smells
+were new. Many long and heavily laden grain-trains were in front
+of them, and they could feel the hand of Jimmy Hawkins from far off.
+They waited in extemporised sidings while processions of empty
+trucks returned to the north, and were coupled on to slow, crawling
+trains, and dropped at midnight, Heaven knew where; but it was
+furiously hot, and they walked to and fro among sacks, and dogs
+howled. Then they came to an India more strange to them than to
+the untravelled Englishman - the flat, red India of palm-tree,
+palmyra-palm, and rice - the India of the picture-books, of "Little
+Harry and His Bearer" - all dead and dry in the baking heat. They
+had left the incessant passenger-traffic of the north and west far
+and far behind them. Here the people crawled to the side of the
+train, holding their little ones in their arms; and a loaded truck
+would be left behind, the men and women clustering round it like
+ants by spilled honey. Once in the twilight they saw on a dusty
+plain a regiment of little brown men, each bearing a body over his
+shoulder; and when the train stopped to leave yet another truck,
+they perceived that the burdens were not corpses, but only
+foodless folk picked up beside dead oxen by a corps of Irregular
+troops. Now they met more white men, here one and there two, whose
+tents stood close to the line, and who came armed with written
+authorities and angry words to cut off a truck. They were too busy
+to do more than nod at Scott and Martyn, and stare curiously at
+William, who could do nothing except make tea, and watch how her
+men staved off the rush of wailing, walking skeletons, putting them
+down three at a time in heaps, with their own hands uncoupling the
+marked trucks, or taking receipts from the hollow-eyed, weary white
+men, who spoke another argot than theirs. They ran out of ice, out
+of soda-water, and out of tea; for they were six days and seven
+nights on the road, and it seemed to them like seven times seven
+years.
+
+At last, in a dry, hot dawn, in a land of death, lit by long red
+fires of railway-sleepers, where they were burning the dead, they
+came to their destination, and were met by Jim Hawkins, the Head of
+the Famine, unshaven, unwashed, but cheery, and entirely in command
+of affairs.
+
+Martyn, he decreed then and there, was to live on trains till
+further orders; was to go back with empty trucks, filling them with
+starving people as he found them, and dropping them at a famine-camp
+on the edge of the Eight Districts. He would pick up supplies and
+return, and his constables would guard the loaded grain-cars, also
+picking up people, and would drop them at a camp a hundred miles
+south. Scott - Hawkins was very glad to see Scott again - would
+that same hour take charge of a convoy of bullock-carts, and would
+go south, feeding as he went, to yet another famine-camp, where he
+would leave his starving - there would he no lack of starving on the
+route - and wait for orders by telegraph. Generally, Scott was in
+all small things to act as he thought best.
+
+William bit her under lip. There was no one in the wide world like
+her one brother, but Martyn's orders gave him no discretion.
+
+She came out on the platform, masked with dust from head to foot,
+a horse-shoe wrinkle on her forehead, put here by much thinking
+during the past week, but as self-possessed as ever. Mrs. Jim -
+who should have been Lady Jim but that no one remembered the
+title - took possession of her with a little gasp.
+
+"Oh, I'm so glad you're here," she almost sobbed. "You oughtn't
+to, of course, but there - there isn't another woman in the
+place, and we must help each other, you know; and we've all the
+wretched people and the little babies they are selling."
+
+"I've seen some," said William.
+
+"Isn't it ghastly? I've bought twenty; they're in our camp; but
+won't you have something to eat first? We've more than ten people
+can do here; and I've got a horse for you. Oh, I'm so glad you've
+come, dear. You're a Punjabi, too, you know."
+
+"Steady, Lizzie," said Hawkins, over his shoulder. "We'll look
+after you, Miss Martyn. 'Sorry I can't ask you to breakfast,
+Martyn. You'll have to eat as you go. Leave two of your men to
+help Scott. These poor devils can't stand up to load carts.
+Saunders" (this to the engine-driver, who was half asleep in the
+cab), "back down and get those empties away. You've 'line clear'
+to Anundrapillay; they'll give you orders north of that. Scott,
+load up your carts from that B. P. P. truck, and be off as soon
+as you can. The Eurasian in the pink shirt is your interpreter
+and guide. You'll find an apothecary of sorts tied to the yoke of
+the second wagon. He's been trying to bolt; you'll have to look
+after him. Lizzie, drive Miss Martyn to camp, and tell them to
+send the red horse down here for me."
+
+Scott, with Faiz Ullah and two policemen, was already busied with
+the carts, backing them up to the truck and unbolting the sideboards
+quietly, while the others pitched in the bags of millet and wheat.
+Hawkins watched him for as long as it took to fill one cart.
+
+"That's a good man," he said. "If all goes well I shall work him
+hard." This was Jim Hawkins's notion of the highest compliment one
+human being could pay another.
+
+An hour later Scott was under way; the apothecary threatening him
+with the penalties of the law for that he, a member of the
+Subordinate Medical Department, had been coerced and bound against
+his will and all laws governing the liberty of the subject; the
+pink-shirted Eurasian begging leave to see his mother, who happened
+to be dying some three miles away: "Only verree, verree short leave
+of absence, and will presently return, sar -"; the two constables,
+armed with staves, bringing up the rear; and Faiz Ullah, a
+Mohammedan's contempt for all Hindoos and foreigners in every line
+of his face, explaining to the drivers that though Scott Sahib was
+a man to be feared on all fours, he, Faiz Ullah, was Authority
+Itself.
+
+The procession creaked past Hawkins's camp - three stained tents
+under a clump of dead trees, behind them the famine-shed, where
+a crowd of hopeless ones tossed their arms around the cooking-kettles.
+
+"'Wish to Heaven William had kept out of it," said Scott to himself,
+after a glance. "We'll have cholera, sure as a gun, when the Rains
+break."
+
+But William seemed to have taken kindly to the operations of the
+Famine Code, which, when famine is declared, supersede the workings
+of the ordinary law. Scott saw her, the centre of a mob of weeping
+women, in a calico riding-habit, and a blue-grey felt hat with a
+gold puggaree.
+
+"I want fifty rupees, please. I forgot to ask Jack before he went
+away. Can you lend it me? It's for condensed-milk for the babies,"
+said she.
+
+Scott took the money from his belt, and handed it over without a
+word. "For goodness sake, take care of yourself," he said.
+
+"Oh, I shall be all right. We ought to get the milk in two days.
+By the way, the orders are, I was to tell you, that you're to take
+one of Sir Jim's horses. There's a grey Cabuli here that I thought
+would be just your style, so I've said you'd take him. Was that
+right?"
+
+"That's awfully good of you. We can't either of us talk much about
+style, I am afraid."
+
+Scott was in a weather-stained drill shooting-kit, very white at
+the seams and a little frayed at the wrists. William regarded him
+thoughtfully, from his pith helmet to his greased ankle-boots.
+"You look very nice, I think. Are you sure you've everything
+you'll need - quinine, chlorodyne, and so on?"
+
+"'Think so," said Scott, patting three or four of his
+shooting-pockets as he mounted and rode alongside his convoy.
+
+"Good-bye," he cried.
+
+"Good-bye, and good luck," said William. "I'm awfully obliged for
+the money." She turned on a spurred heel and disappeared into the
+tent, while the carts pushed on past the famine-sheds, past the
+roaring lines of the thick, fat fires, down to the baked Gehenna
+of the South.
+
+
+
+PART II
+
+ So let us melt and make no noise,
+ No tear-floods nor sigh-tempests move;
+ 'Twere profanation of our joys
+ To tell the Laity our love.
+
+ A Valediction.
+
+It was punishing work, even though he travelled by night and camped
+by day; but within the limits of his vision there was no man whom
+Scott could call master. He was as free as Jimmy Hawkins - freer,
+in fact, for the Government held the Head of the Famine tied neatly
+to a telegraph-wire, and if Jimmy had ever regarded telegrams
+seriously, the death-rate of that famine would have been much higher
+than it was.
+
+At the end of a few days' crawling Scott learned something of the
+size of the India which he served, and it astonished him. His
+carts, as you know, were loaded with wheat, millet, and barley,
+good food-grains needing only a little grinding. But the people
+to whom he brought the life-giving stuffs were rice-eaters. They
+could hull rice in their mortars, but they knew nothing of the
+heavy stone querns of the North, and less of the material that
+the white man convoyed so laboriously. They clamoured for rice -
+unhusked paddy, such as they were accustomed to - and, when they
+found that there was none, broke away weeping from the sides of
+the cart. What was the use of these strange hard grains that
+choked their throats? They would die. And then and there very
+many of them kept their word. Others took their allowance, and
+bartered enough millet to feed a man through a week for a few
+handfuls of rotten rice saved by some less unfortunate. A few put
+their share into the rice-mortars, pounded it, and made a paste
+with foul water; but they were very few. Scott understood dimly
+that many people in the India of the South ate rice, as a rule,
+but he had spent his service in a grain Province, had seldom seen
+rice in the blade or ear, and least of all would have believed
+that in time of deadly need men could die at arm's length of
+plenty, sooner than touch food they did not know. In vain the
+interpreters interpreted; in vain his two policemen showed in
+vigorous pantomime what should be done. The starving crept away
+to their bark and weeds, grubs, leaves, and clay, and left the
+open sacks untouched. But sometimes the women laid their phantoms
+of children at Scott's feet, looking back as they staggered away.
+
+Faiz Ullah opined it was the will of God that these foreigners
+should die, and it remained only to give orders to burn the dead.
+None the less there was no reason why the Sahib should lack his
+comforts, and Faiz Ullah, a campaigner of experience, had picked
+up a few lean goats and had added them to the procession. That
+they might give milk for the morning meal, he was feeding them on
+the good grain that these imbeciles rejected. "Yes," said Faiz
+Ullah; "if the Sahib thought fit, a little milk might be given to
+some of the babies"; but, as the Sahib well knew, babies were cheap,
+and, for his own part, Faiz Ullah held that there was no Government
+order as to babies. Scott spoke forcefully to Faiz Ullah and the
+two policemen, and bade them capture goats where they could find
+them. This they most joyfully did, for it was a recreation, and
+many ownerless goats were driven in. Once fed, the poor brutes
+were willing enough to follow the carts, and a few days' good food
+ - food such as human beings died for lack of - set them in milk
+again.
+
+"But I am no goatherd," said Faiz Ullah. "It is against my izzat
+[my honour]."
+
+"When we cross the Bias River again we will talk of izzat," Scott
+replied. "Till that day thou and the policemen shall be sweepers
+to the camp, if I give the order."
+
+"Thus, then, it is done," grunted Faiz Ullah, "if the Sahib will
+have it so"; and he showed how a goat should be milked, while
+Scott stood over him.
+
+"Now we will feed them," said Scott; "twice a day we will feed
+them"; and he bowed his back to the milking, and took a horrible
+cramp.
+
+When you have to keep connection unbroken between a restless
+mother of kids and a baby who is at the point of death, you
+suffer in all your system. But the babies were fed. Each morning
+and evening Scott would solemnly lift them out one by one from
+their nest of gunny-bags under the cart-tilts. There were always
+many who could do no more than breathe, and the milk was dropped
+into their toothless mouths drop by drop, with due pauses when
+they choked. Each morning, too, the goats were fed; and since
+they would straggle without a leader, and since the natives were
+hirelings, Scott was forced to give up riding, and pace slowly at
+the head of his flocks, accommodating his step to their weaknesses.
+All this was sufficiently absurd, and he felt the absurdity keenly;
+but at least he was saving life, and when the women saw that their
+children did not die, they made shift to eat a little of the
+strange foods, and crawled after the carts, blessing the master
+of the goats.
+
+"Give the women something to live for," said Scott to himself, as
+he sneezed in the dust of a hundred little feet, "and they'll
+hang on somehow. This beats William's condensed-milk trick all to
+pieces. I shall never live it down, though."
+
+He reached his destination very slowly, found that a rice-ship
+had come in from Burmah, and that stores of paddy were available;
+found also an overworked Englishman in charge of the shed, and,
+loading the carts, set back to cover the ground he had already
+passed. He left some of the children and half his goats at the
+famine-shed. For this he was not thanked by the Englishman, who
+had already more stray babies than he knew what to do with.
+Scott's back was suppled to stooping now, and he went on with his
+wayside ministrations in addition to distributing the paddy. More
+babies and more goats were added unto him; but now some of the
+babies wore rags, and beads round their wrists or necks. "That"
+said the interpreter, as though Scott did not know, "signifies
+that their mothers hope in eventual contingency to resume them
+offeecially."
+
+The sooner, the better," said Scott; but at the same time he
+marked, with the pride of ownership, how this or that little
+Ramasawmy was putting on flesh like a bantam. As the paddy-carts
+were emptied he headed for Hawkins's camp by the railway, timing
+his arrival to fit in with the dinner-hour, for it was long since
+he had eaten at a cloth. He had no desire to make any dramatic
+entry, but an accident of the sunset ordered it that when he had
+taken off his helmet to get the evening breeze, the low light
+should fall across his forehead, and he could not see what was
+before him; while one waiting at the tent door beheld with new
+eyes a young man, beautiful as Paris, a god in a halo of golden
+dust, walking slowly at the head of his flocks, while at his knee
+ran small naked Cupids. But she laughed - William, in a
+slate-coloured blouse, laughed consumedly till Scott, putting the
+best face he could upon the matter, halted his armies and bade her
+admire the kindergarten. It was an unseemly sight, but the
+proprieties had been left ages ago, with the tea-party at Amritsar
+Station, fifteen hundred miles to the north.
+
+"They are coming on nicely," said William. "We've only
+five-and-twenty here now. The women are beginning to take them
+away again."
+
+"Are you in charge of the babies, then?"
+
+"Yes - Mrs. Jim and I. We didn't think of goats, though. We've
+been trying condensed-milk and water."
+
+"Any losses?"
+
+More than I care to think of;" said William, with a shudder.
+"And you?"
+
+Scott said nothing. There had been many little burials along his
+route - one cannot burn a dead baby - many mothers who had wept
+when they did not find again the children they had trusted to the
+care of the Government.
+
+Then Hawkins came out carrying a razor, at which Scott looked
+hungrily, for he had a beard that he did not love. And when they
+sat down to dinner in the tent he told his tale in few words, as
+it might have been an official report. Mrs. Jim snuffled from
+time to time, and Jim bowed his head judicially; but William's
+grey eyes were on the clean-shaven face, and it was to her that
+Scott seemed to appeal.
+
+"Good for the Pauper Province!" said William, her chin on her hand,
+as she leaned forward among the wine~glasses. Her cheeks had
+fallen in, and the scar on her forehead was more prominent than
+ever, but the well-turned neck rose roundly as a column from the
+ruffle of the blouse which was the accepted evening-dress in camp.
+
+"It was awfully absurd at times," said Scott. "You see, I didn't
+know much about milking or babies. They'll chaff my head off, if
+the tale goes up North."
+
+"Let 'em," said William, haughtily. "We've all done coolie-work
+since we came. I know Jack has." This was to Hawkins's address,
+and the big man smiled blandly.
+
+"Your brother's a highly efficient officer, William," said he,
+"and I've done him the honour of treating him as he deserves.
+Remember, I write the confidential reports."
+
+"Then you must say that William's worth her weight in gold," said
+Mrs. Jim. "I don't know what we should have done without her. She
+has been everything to us." She dropped her hand upon William's,
+which was rough with much handling of reins, and William patted
+it softly. Jim beamed on the company. Things were going well with
+his world. Three of his more grossly incompetent men had died,
+and their places had been filled by their betters. Every day
+brought the Rains nearer. They had put out the famine in five of
+the Eight Districts, and, after all, the death-rate had not been
+too heavy - things considered. He looked Scott over carefully, as
+an ogre looks over a man, and rejoiced in his thews and iron-hard
+condition.
+
+"He's just the least bit in the world tucked up," said Jim to
+himself, "but he can do two men's work yet." Then he was aware
+that Mrs. Jim was telegraphing to him, and according to the
+domestic code the message ran: "A clear case. Look at them!"
+
+He looked and listened. All that William was saying was: "What
+can you expect of a country where they call a bhistee [a
+water-carrier] a tunni-cutch?" and all that Scott answered was:
+"I shall be glad to get back to the Club. Save me a dance at the
+Christmas Ball, won't you?"
+
+"It's a far cry from here to the Lawrence Hall," said Jim. "Better
+turn in early, Scott. It's paddy-carts to-morrow; you'll begin
+loading at five."
+
+"Aren't you going to give Mr. Scott a single day's rest?"
+
+"'Wish I could, Lizzie, but I'm afraid I can't. As long as he can
+stand up we must use him."
+
+"Well, I've had one Europe evening, at least. By Jove, I'd nearly
+forgotten! What do I do about those babies of mine?"
+
+"Leave them here," said William -" we are in charge of that - and
+as many goats as you can spare. I must learn how to milk now."
+
+"If you care to get up early enough to-morrow I'll show you. I
+have to milk, you see. Half of 'em have beads and things round
+their necks. You must be careful not to take 'em off; in case the
+mothers turn up."
+
+"You forget I've had some experience here."
+
+"I hope to goodness you won't overdo." Scott's voice was
+unguarded.
+
+"I'll take care of her," said Mrs. Jim, telegraphing hundred-word
+messages as she carried William off; while Jim gave Scott his
+orders for the coming campaign. It was very late - nearly nine
+o'clock.
+
+"Jim, you're a brute," said his wife, that night; and the Head of
+the Famine chuckled.
+
+"Not a bit of it, dear. I remember doing the first Jandiala
+Settlement for the sake of a girl in a crinoline, and she was
+slender, Lizzie. I've never done as good a piece of work since.
+He'll work like a demon."
+
+"But you might have given him one day."
+
+"And let things come to a head now? No, dear; it's their happiest
+time."
+
+"I don't believe either of the darlings know what's the matter with
+them. Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it lovely?"
+
+"Getting up at three to learn to milk, bless her heart! Oh, ye
+Gods, why must we grow old and fat?"
+
+"She's a darling. She has done more work under me -"
+
+"Under you? The day after she came she was in charge and you were
+her subordinate. You've stayed there ever since; she manages you
+almost as well as you manage me."
+
+"She doesn't, and that's why I love her. She's as direct as a
+man - as her brother."
+
+"Her brother's weaker than she is. He's always to me for orders;
+but he's honest, and a glutton for work. I confess I'm rather
+fond of William, and if I had a daughter -"
+
+The talk ended. Far away in the Derajat was a child's grave more
+than twenty years old, and neither Jim nor his wife spoke of it
+any more.
+
+All the same, you're responsible," Jim added, a moment's silence.
+
+"Bless 'em!" said Mrs. Jim, sleepily.
+
+Before the stars paled, Scott, who slept in an empty cart, waked
+and went about his work in silence; it seemed at that hour unkind
+to rouse Faiz Ullah and the interpreter. His head being close to
+the ground, he did not hear William till she stood over him in the
+dingy old riding-habit, her eyes still heavy with sleep, a cup of
+tea and a piece of toast in her hands. There was a baby on the
+ground, squirming on a piece of blanket, and a six-year-old child
+peered over Scott's shoulder.
+
+"Hai, you little rip," said Scott, "how the deuce do you expect to
+get your rations if you aren't quiet?"
+
+A cool white hand steadied the brat, who forthwith choked as the
+milk gurgled into his mouth.
+
+"'Mornin'," said the milker. "You've no notion how these little
+fellows can wriggle."
+
+"Oh, yes, I have." She whispered, because the world was asleep.
+"Only I feed them with a spoon or a rag. Yours are fatter than
+mine. And you've been doing this day after day?" The voice was
+almost lost.
+
+"Yes; it was absurd. Now you try," he said, giving place to the
+girl. "Look out! A goat's not a cow."
+
+The goat protested against the amateur, and there was a scuffle,
+in which Scott snatched up the baby. Then it was all to do over
+again, and William laughed softly and merrily. She managed,
+however, to feed two babies, and a third.
+
+"Don't the little beggars take it well?" said Scott. "I trained
+'em."
+
+They were very busy and interested, when lo! it was broad daylight,
+and before they knew, the camp was awake, and they kneeled among
+the goats, surprised by the day, both flushed to the temples. Yet
+all the round world rolling up out of the darkness might have heard
+and seen all that had passed between them.
+
+"Oh," said William, unsteadily, snatching up the tea and toast, "I
+had this made for you. It's stone-cold now. I thought you mightn't
+have anything ready so early. 'Better not drink it. It's - it's
+stone-cold."
+
+"That's awfully kind of you. It's just right. It's awfully good
+of you, really. I'll leave my kids and goats with you and Mrs.
+Jim, and, of course, any one in camp can show you about the
+milking."
+
+"Of course," said William; and she grew pinker and pinker and
+statelier and more stately, as she strode back to her tent,
+fanning herself with the saucer.
+
+There were shrill lamentations through the camp when the elder
+children saw their nurse move off without them. Faiz Ullah unbent
+so far as to jest with the policemen, and Scott turned purple with
+shame because Hawkins, already in the saddle, roared.
+
+A child escaped from the care of Mrs. Jim, and, running like a
+rabbit, clung to Scott's boot, William pursuing with long, easy
+strides.
+
+"I will not go - I will not go!" shrieked the child, twining his
+feet round Scott's ankle. They will kill me here. I do not know
+these people."
+
+"I say," said Scott, in broken Tamil, "I say, she will do you no
+harm. Go with her and be well fed."
+
+"Come!" said William, panting, with a wrathful glance at Scott,
+who stood helpless and, as it were, hamstrung.
+
+"Go back," said Scott quickly to William. I'll send the little
+chap over in a minute."
+
+The tone of authority had its effect, but in a way Scott did not
+exactly intend. The boy loosened his grasp, and said with
+gravity: "I did not know the woman was thine. I will go." Then
+he cried to his companions, a mob of three-, four-, and
+five-year-olds waiting on the success of his venture ere they
+stampeded: "Go back and eat. It is our man's woman. She will
+obey his orders."
+
+Jim collapsed where he sat; Faiz Ullah and the two policemen
+grinned; and Scott's orders to the cartmen flew like hail.
+
+"That is the custom of the Sahibs when truth is told in their
+presence," said Faiz Ullah. "The time comes that I must seek new
+service. Young wives, especially such as speak our language and
+have knowledge of the ways of the Police, make great trouble for
+honest butlers in the matter of weekly accounts."
+
+What William thought of it all she did not say, but when her
+brother, ten days later, came to camp for orders, and heard of
+Scott's performances, he said, laughing: "Well, that settles it.
+He'll be Bakri Scott to the end of his days." (Bakri in the
+Northern vernacular, means a goat.) "What a lark! I'd have given
+a month's pay to have seen him nursing famine babies. I fed some
+with conjee [rice-water], but that was all right."
+
+"It's perfectly disgusting," said his sister, with blazing eyes.
+"A man does something like - like that - and all you other men
+think of is to give him an absurd nickname, and then you laugh
+and think it's funny."
+
+"Ah," said Mrs. Jim, sympathetically.
+
+"Well, you can't talk, William. You christened little Miss Demby
+the Button-quail, last cold weather; you know you did. India's
+the land of nicknames."
+
+"That's different," William replied. "She was only a girl, and
+she hadn't done anything except walk like a quail, and she does.
+But it isn't fair to make fun of a man."
+
+"Scott won't care," said Martyn. "You can't get a rise out of old
+Scotty. I've been trying for eight years, and you've only known
+him for three. How does he look?"
+
+"He looks very well," said William, and went away with a flushed
+cheek. "Bakri Scott, indeed!" Then she laughed to herself, for
+she knew her country. "But it will he Bakri all the same"; and
+she repeated it under her breath several times slowly,
+whispering it into favour.
+
+When he returned to his duties on the railway, Martyn spread the
+name far and wide among his associates, so that Scott met it as
+he led his paddy-carts to war. The natives believed it to be
+some English title of honour, and the cart-drivers used it in
+all simplicity till Faiz Ullah, who did not approve of foreign
+japes, broke their heads. There was very little time for milking
+now, except at the big camps, where Jim had extended Scott's
+idea and was feeding large flocks on the useless northern grains.
+Sufficient paddy had come now into the Eight Districts to hold
+the people safe, if it were only distributed quickly, and for that
+purpose no one was better than the big Canal officer, who never
+lost his temper, never gave an unnecessary order, and never
+questioned an order given. Scott pressed on, saving his cattle,
+washing their galled necks daily, so that no time should be lost
+on the road; reported himself with his rice at the minor
+famine-sheds, unloaded, and went back light by forced night-march
+to the next distributing centre, to find Hawkins's unvarying
+telegram: "Do it again." And he did it again and again, and yet
+again, while Jim Hawkins, fifty miles away, marked off on a big
+map the tracks of his wheels gridironing the stricken lands.
+Others did well - Hawkins reported at the end they all did well
+ - but Scott was the most excellent, for he kept good coined
+rupees by him, settled for his own cart-repairs on the spot, and
+ran to meet all sorts of unconsidered extras, trusting to be
+recouped later on. Theoretically, the Government should have
+paid for every shoe and linchpin, for every hand employed in the
+loading; but Government vouchers cash themselves slowly, and
+intelligent and efficient clerks write at great length, contesting
+unauthorised expenditures of eight annas. The man who wants to
+make his work a success must draw on his own bank-account of money
+or other things as he goes.
+
+"I told you he'd work," said Jimmy to his wife, at the end of six
+weeks. "He's been in sole charge of a couple of thousand men up
+north, on the Mosuhl Canal, for a year; but he gives less trouble
+than young Martyn with his ten constables; and I'm morally certain
+ - only Government doesn't recognise moral obligations - he's spent
+about half his pay to grease his wheels. Look at this, Lizzie, for
+one week's work! Forty miles in two days with twelve carts; two
+days' halt building a famine-shed for young Rogers. (Rogers ought
+to have built it himself, the idiot!) Then forty miles back again,
+loading six carts on the way, and distributing all Sunday. Then in
+the evening he pitches in a twenty-page Demi-Official to me, saying
+the people where he is might be 'advantageously employed on
+relief-work,' and suggesting that he put 'em to work on some
+broken-down old reservoir he's discovered, so as to have a good
+water-supply when the Rains break. 'Thinks he can cauk the dam
+in a fortnight. Look at his marginal sketches - aren't they
+clear and good? I knew he was pukka, but I didn't know he was
+as pukka as this."
+
+"I must show these to William," said Mrs. Jim. "The child's
+wearing herself out among the babies."
+
+"Not more than you are, dear. Well, another two months ought to
+see us out of the wood. I'm sorry it's not in my power to
+recommend you for a V. C."
+
+William sat late in her tent that night, reading through page
+after page of the square handwriting, patting the sketches of
+proposed repairs to the reservoir, and wrinkling her eyebrows
+over the columns of figures of estimated water-supply. "And he
+finds time to do all this," she cried to herself, "and - well, I
+also was present. I've saved one or two babies.
+
+She dreamed for the twentieth time of the god in the golden dust,
+and woke refreshed to feed loathsome black children, scores of them,
+wastrels picked up by the wayside, their bones almost breaking their
+skin, terrible and covered with sores.
+
+Scott was not allowed to leave his cart-work, but his letter was
+duly forwarded to the Government, and he had the consolation,
+not rare in India, of knowing that another man was reaping where
+he had sown. That also was discipline profitable to the soul.
+
+"He's much too good to waste on canals," said Jimmy. "Any one can
+oversee coolies. You needn't be angry, William; he can - but I
+need my pearl among bullock-drivers, and I've transferred him to
+the Khanda district, where he'll have it all to do over again. He
+should be marching now.
+
+"He's not a coolie," said William, furiously. "He ought to be
+doing his regulation work."
+
+"He's the best man in his service, and that's saying a good deal;
+but if you must use razors to cut grindstones, why, I prefer the
+best cutlery."
+
+"Isn't it almost time we saw him again?" said Mrs. Jim. "I'm sure
+the poor boy hasn't had a respectable meal for a month. He probably
+sits on a cart and eats sardines with his fingers."
+
+"All in good time, dear. Duty before decency - wasn't it Mr.
+Chucks said that?"
+
+"No; it was Midshipman Easy," William laughed. "I sometimes
+wonder how it will feel to dance or listen to a band again, or
+sit under a roof. I can't believe I ever wore a ball-frock in my
+life."
+
+"One minute," said Mrs. Jim, who was thinking. "If he goes to
+Khanda, he passes within five miles of us. Of course he'll ride
+in."
+
+"Oh, no, he won't," said William.
+
+"How do you know, dear?"
+
+"It will take him off his work. He won't have time."
+
+"He'll make it," said Mrs. Jim, with a twinkle.
+
+ "It depends on his own judgment. There's absolutely no reason
+why he shouldn't, if he thinks fit," said Jim.
+
+"He won't see fit," William replied, without sorrow or emotion.
+"It wouldn't be him if he did."
+
+"One certainly gets to know people rather well in times like these,"
+said Jim, drily; but William's face was serene as ever, and even
+as she prophesied, Scott did not appear.
+
+The Rains fell at last, late, but heavily; and the dry, gashed
+earth was red mud, and servants killed snakes in the camp, where
+every one was weather-bound for a fortnight - all except Hawkins,
+who took horse and plashed about in the wet, rejoicing. Now the
+Government decreed that seed-grain should be distributed to the
+people, as well as advances of money for the purchase of new oxen;
+and the white men were doubly worked for this new duty, while
+William skipped from brick to brick laid down on the trampled mud,
+and dosed her charges with warming medicines that made them rub
+their little round stomachs; and the milch goats throve on the
+rank grass. There was never a word from Scott in the Khanda
+district, away to the southeast, except the regular telegraphic
+report to Hawkins. The rude country roads had disappeared; his
+drivers were half mutinous; one of Martyn's loaned policemen had
+died of cholera; and Scott was taking thirty grains of quinine a
+day to fight the fever that comes with the rain: but those were
+things Scott did not consider necessary to report. He was, as
+usual, working from a base of supplies on a railway line, to cover
+a circle of fifteen miles radius, and since full loads were
+impossible, he took quarter-loads, and toiled four times as hard
+by consequence; for he did not choose to risk an epidemic which
+might have grown uncontrollable by assembling villagers in
+thousands at the relief-sheds. It was cheaper to take Government
+bullocks, work them to death, and leave them to the crows in the
+wayside sloughs.
+
+That was the time when eight years of clean living and hard condition
+told, though a man's head were ringing like a bell from the cinchona,
+and the earth swayed under his feet when he stood and under his bed
+when he slept. If Hawkins had seen fit to make him a bullock-driver,
+that, he thought, was entirely Hawkins's own affair. There were men
+in the North who would know what he had done; men of thirty years'
+service in his own department who would say that it was "not half
+bad"; and above, immeasurably above, all men of all grades, there
+was William in the thick of the fight, who would approve because she
+understood. He had so trained his mind that it would hold fast to
+the mechanical routine of the day, though his own voice sounded
+strange in his own ears, and his hands, when he wrote, grew large
+as pillows or small as peas at the end of his wrists. That
+steadfastness bore his body to the telegraph-office at the
+railway-station, and dictated a telegram to Hawkins saying that
+the Khanda district was, in his judgment, now safe, and he "waited
+further orders."
+
+The Madrassee telegraph-clerk did not approve of a large, gaunt
+man falling over him in a dead faint, not so much because of the
+weight as because of the names and blows that Faiz Ullah dealt
+him when he found the body rolled under a bench. Then Faiz Ullah
+took blankets, quilts, and coverlets where he found them, and lay
+down under them at his master's side, and bound his arms with a
+tent-rope, and filled him with a horrible stew of herbs, and set
+the policeman to fight him when he wished to escape from the
+intolerable heat of his coverings, and shut the door of the
+telegraph-office to keep out the curious for two nights and one
+day; and when a light engine came down the line, and Hawkins
+kicked in the door, Scott hailed him weakly but in a natural
+voice, and Faiz Ullah stood back and took all the credit.
+
+"For two nights, Heaven-born, he was pagal" said Faiz Ullah. "Look
+at my nose, and consider the eye of the policeman. He beat us with
+his bound hands; but we sat upon him, Heaven-born, and though his
+words were tez, we sweated him. Heaven-born, never has been such
+a sweat! He is weaker now than a child; but the fever has gone out
+of him, by the grace of God. There remains only my nose and the eye
+of the constabeel. Sahib, shall I ask for my dismissal because my
+Sahib has beaten me?" And Faiz Ullah laid his long thin hand
+carefully on Scott's chest to be sure that the fever was all gone,
+ere he went out to open tinned soups and discourage such as laughed
+at his swelled nose.
+
+"The district's all right," Scott whispered. "It doesn't make any
+difference. You got my wire?" I shall be fit in a week. 'Can't
+understand how it happened. I shall be fit in a few days."
+
+"You're coming into camp with us," said Hawkins.
+
+"But look here - but -"
+
+"It's all over except the shouting. We sha'n't need you Punjabis
+any more. On my honour, we sha'n't. Martyn goes back in a few
+weeks; Arbuthnot's returned already; Ellis and Clay are putting
+the last touches to a new feeder-line the Government's built as
+relief-work. Morten's dead - he was a Bengal man, though; you
+wouldn't know him. 'Pon my word, you and Will - Miss Martyn -
+seem to have come through it as well as anybody."
+
+"Oh, how is she, by-the-way"." The voice went up and down as he
+spoke.
+
+"Going strong when I left her. The Roman Catholic Missions are
+adopting the unclaimed babies to turn them into little priests;
+the Basil Mission is taking some, and the mothers are taking the
+rest. You should hear the little beggars howl when they're sent
+away from William. She's pulled down a bit, but so are we all.
+Now, when do you suppose you'll be able to move?"
+
+"I can't come into camp in this state. I won't," he replied
+pettishly.
+
+"Well, you are rather a sight, but from what I gathered there it
+seemed to me they'd be glad to see you under any conditions. I'll
+look over your work here, if you like, for a couple of days, and
+you can pull yourself together while Faiz Ullah feeds you up."
+
+Scott could walk dizzily by the time Hawkins's inspection was
+ended, and he flushed all over when Jim said of his work that it
+was "not half bad," and volunteered, further, that he had considered
+Scott his right-hand man through the famine, and would feel it his
+duty to say as much officially.
+
+So they came back by rail to the old camp; but there were no crowds
+near it; the long fires in the trenches were dead and black, and
+the famine-sheds were almost empty.
+
+"You see!" said Jim. "There isn't much more to do. 'Better ride
+up and see the wife. They've pitched a tent for you. Dinner's at
+seven. I've some work here."
+
+Riding at a foot-pace, Faiz Ullah by his stirrup, Scott came to
+William in the brown-calico riding-habit, sitting at the
+dining-tent door, her hands in her lap, white as ashes, thin and
+worn, with no lustre in her hair. There did not seem to be any
+Mrs. Jim on the horizon, and all that William could say was: "My
+word, how pulled down you look!"
+
+"I've had a touch of fever. You don't look very well yourself."
+
+"Oh, I'm fit enough. We've stamped it out. I suppose you know?"
+
+Scott nodded. "We shall all be returned in a few weeks. Hawkins
+told me."
+
+"Before Christmas, Mrs. Jim says. Sha'n't you be glad to go back?
+I can smell the wood-smoke already"; William sniffed. "We shall
+be in time for all the Christmas doings. I don't suppose even the
+Punjab Government would be base enough to transfer Jack till the
+new year?"
+
+"It seems hundreds of years ago - the Punjab and all that - doesn't
+it? Are you glad you came?"
+
+"Now it's all over, yes. It has been ghastly here, though. You
+know we had to sit still and do nothing, and Sir Jim was away so
+much."
+
+"Do nothing! How did you get on with the milking?"
+
+"I managed it somehow - after you taught me. 'Remember?"
+
+Then the talk stopped with an almost audible jar. Still no Mrs.
+Jim.
+
+"That reminds me, I owe you fifty rupees for the condensed-milk.
+I thought perhaps you'd be coming here when you were transferred
+to the Khanda district, and I could pay you then; but you
+didn't."
+
+"I passed within five miles of the camp, but it was in the middle
+of a march, you see, and the carts were breaking down every few
+minutes, and I couldn't get 'em over the ground till ten o'clock
+that night. I wanted to come awfully. You knew I did, didn't you?"
+
+"I - believe - I - did," said William, facing him with level eyes.
+She was no longer white."
+
+"Did you understand?"
+
+"Why you didn't ride in? Of course I did."
+
+"Why?"
+
+"Because you couldn't, of course. I knew that."
+
+"Did you care?"
+
+"If you had come in - but I knew you wouldn't - but if you had, I
+should have cared a great deal. You know I should."
+
+"Thank God I didn't! Oh, but I wanted to! I couldn't trust myself
+to ride in front of the carts, because I kept edging 'em over
+here, don't you know?"
+
+"I knew you wouldn't," said William, contentedly. "Here's your
+fifty."
+
+Scott bent forward and kissed the hand that held the greasy
+notes. Its fellow patted him awkwardly but very tenderly on the
+head.
+
+"And you knew, too, didn't you?" said William, in a new voice.
+
+"No, on my honour, I didn't. I hadn't the - the cheek to expect
+anything of the kind, except ... I say, were you out riding
+anywhere the day I passed by to Khanda?"
+
+William nodded, and smiled after the manner of an angel surprised
+in a good deed.
+
+"Then it was just a speck I saw of your habit in the -"
+
+"Palm-grove on the Southern cart-road. I saw your helmet when you
+came up from the mullah by the temple - just enough to be sure
+that you were all right. D' you care?"
+
+This time Scott did not kiss her hand, for they were in the dusk
+of the dining-tent, and, because William's knees were trembling
+under her, she had to sit down in the nearest chair, where she wept
+long and happily, her head on her arms; and when Scott imagined
+that it would be well to comfort her, she needing nothing of the
+kind, she ran to her own tent; and Scott went out into the world,
+and smiled upon it largely and idiotically. But when Faiz Ullah
+brought him a drink, he found it necessary to support one hand
+with the other, or the good whisky and soda would have been spilled
+abroad. There are fevers and fevers.
+
+But it was worse - much worse - the strained, eye-shirking talk at
+dinner till the servants had withdrawn, and worst of all when Mrs.
+Jim, who had been on the edge of weeping from the soup down, kissed
+Scott and William, and they drank one whole bottle of champagne,
+hot, because there was no ice, and Scott and William sat outside the
+tent in the starlight till Mrs. Jim drove them in for fear of more
+fever.
+
+Apropos of these things and some others William said: "Being engaged
+is abominable, because, you see, one has no official position. We
+must be thankful we've lots of things to do."
+
+"Things to do!" said Jim, when that was reported to him. "They're
+neither of them any good any more. I can't get five hours' work a
+day out of Scott. He's in the clouds half the time."
+
+"Oh, but they're so beautiful to watch, Jimmy. It will break my
+heart when they go. Can't you do anything for him?"
+
+"I've given the Government the impression - at least, I hope I have
+ - that he personally conducted the entire famine. But all he wants
+is to get on to the Luni Canal Works, and William's just as bad.
+Have you ever heard 'em talking of barrage and aprons and
+waste-water? It's their style of spooning, I suppose."
+
+Mrs. Jim smiled tenderly. "Ah, that's in the intervals - bless
+'em."
+
+And so Love ran about the camp unrebuked in broad daylight, while
+men picked up the pieces and put them neatly away of the Famine in
+the Eight Districts.
+
+ * * * * * * * * * * * * *
+Morning brought the penetrating chill of the Northern December, the
+layers of wood-smoke, the dusty grey-blue of the tamarisks, the
+domes of ruined tombs, and all the smell of the white Northern
+plains, as the mail-train ran on to the mile-long Sutlej Bridge.
+William, wrapped in a poshteen - a silk-embroidered sheepskin jacket
+trimmed with rough astrakhan - looked out with moist eyes and
+nostrils that dilated joyously. The South of pagodas and palm-trees,
+the overpopulated Hindu South, was done with. Here was the land she
+knew and loved, and before her lay the good life she understood,
+among folk of her own caste and mind.
+
+They were picking them up at almost every station now - men and
+women coming in for the Christmas Week, with racquets, with bundles
+of polo-sticks, with dear and bruised cricket-bats, with fox-terriers
+and saddles. The greater part of them wore jackets like William's,
+for the Northern cold is as little to be trifled with as the Northern
+heat. And William was among them and of them, her hands deep in her
+pockets, her collar turned up over her ears, stamping her feet on
+the platforms as she walked up and down to get warm, visiting from
+carriage to carriage and everywhere being congratulated. Scott was
+with the bachelors at the far end of the train, where they chaffed
+him mercilessly about feeding babies and milking goats; but from
+time to time he would stroll up to William's window, and murmur:
+"Good enough, isn't it?" and William would answer with sighs of pure
+delight: "Good enough, indeed." The large open names of the home
+towns were good to listen to. Umballa, Ludianah, Phillour, Jullundur,
+they rang like the coming marriage-bells in her ears, and William
+felt deeply and truly sorry for all strangers and outsiders -
+visitors, tourists, and those fresh-caught for the service of the
+country.
+
+It was a glorious return, and when the bachelors gave the Christmas
+Ball, William was, unofficially, you might say, the chief and
+honoured guest among the Stewards, who could make things very
+pleasant for their friends. She and Scott danced nearly all the
+dances together, and sat out the rest in the big dark gallery
+overlooking the superb teak floor, where the uniforms blazed, and
+the spurs clinked, and the new frocks and four hundred dancers went
+round and round till the draped flags on the pillars flapped and
+bellied to the whirl of it.
+
+About midnight half a dozen men who did not care for dancing came
+over from the Club to play "Waits," and that was a surprise the
+Stewards had arranged - before any one knew what had happened,
+the band stopped, and hidden voices broke into "Good King
+Wenceslaus," and William in the gallery hummed and beat time with
+her foot:
+
+ "Mark my footsteps well, my page,
+ Tread thou in them boldly.
+ Thou shalt feel the winter's rage
+ Freeze thy blood less coldly!"
+
+"Oh, I hope they are going to give us another! Isn't it pretty,
+coming out of the dark in that way? Look - look down. There's
+Mrs. Gregory wiping her eyes!"
+
+"It's like Home, rather," said Scott. "I remember -"
+
+"Hsh! Listen! - dear." And it began again:
+
+ "When shepherds watched their flocks by night -"
+
+"A-h-h!" said William, drawing closer to Scott.
+
+ "All seated on the ground,
+ The Angel of the Lord came down,
+ And glory shone around.
+ 'Fear not,' said he (for mighty dread
+ Had seized their troubled mind);
+ 'Glad tidings of great joy I bring
+ To you and all mankind.'"
+
+This time it was William that wiped her eyes.
+
+
+
+
+.007
+
+
+A locomotive is, next to a marine engine, the most sensitive thing
+man ever made; and No. .007, besides being sensitive, was new. The
+red paint was hardly dry on his spotless bumper-bar, his headlight
+shone like a fireman's helmet, and his cab might have been a
+hard-wood-finish parlour. They had run him into the round-house
+after his trial - he had said good-bye to his best friend in the
+shops, the overhead travelling-crane - the big world was just
+outside; and the other locos were taking stock of him. He looked
+at the semicircle of bold, unwinking headlights, heard the low purr
+and mutter of the steam mounting in the gauges - scornful hisses of
+contempt as a slack valve lifted a little - and would have given a
+month's oil for leave to crawl through his own driving-wheels into
+the brick ash-pit beneath him. .007 was an eight-wheeled "American"
+loco, slightly different from others of his type, and as he stood
+he was worth ten thousand dollars on the Company's books. But if
+you had bought him at his own valuation, after half an hour's waiting
+in the darkish, echoing round-house, you would have saved exactly
+nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-eight
+cents.
+
+A heavy Mogul freight, with a short cow-catcher and a fire-box that
+came down within three inches of the rail, began the impolite game,
+speaking to a Pittsburgh Consolidation, who was visiting.
+
+"Where did this thing blow in from?" he asked, with a dreamy puff
+of light steam.
+
+"it's all I can do to keep track of our makes," was the answer,
+"without lookin' after your back-numbers. Guess it's something Peter
+Cooper left over when he died."
+
+.007 quivered; his steam was getting up, but he held his tongue.
+Even a hand-car knows what sort of locomotive it was that Peter
+Cooper experimented upon in the far-away Thirties. It carried its
+coal and water in two apple-barrels, and was not much bigger than
+a bicycle.
+
+Then up and spoke a small, newish switching-engine, with a little
+step in front of his bumper-timber, and his wheels so close together
+that he looked like a broncho getting ready to buck.
+
+"Something's wrong with the road when a Pennsylvania gravelpusher
+tells us anything about our stock, I think. That kid's all right.
+Eustis designed him, and Eustis designed me. Ain't that good enough?"
+
+.007 could have carried the switching-loco round the yard in his
+tender, but he felt grateful for even this little word of consolation.
+
+"We don't use hand-cars on the Pennsylvania," said the Consolidation.
+"That - er - peanut-stand is old enough and ugly enough to speak for
+himself."
+
+"He hasn't bin spoken to yet. He's bin spoke at. Hain't ye any
+manners on the Pennsylvania?" said the switching-loco.
+
+"You ought to be in the yard, Poney," said the Mogul, severely.
+"We're all long-haulers here."
+
+"That's what you think," the little fellow replied. "You'll know
+more 'fore the night's out. I've bin down to Track 17, and the
+freight there - oh, Christmas!"
+
+"I've trouble enough in my own division," said a lean, light suburban
+loco with very shiny brake-shoes. "My commuters wouldn't rest till
+they got a parlourcar. They've hitched it back of all, and it hauls
+worsen a snow-plough. I'll snap her off someday sure, and then
+they'll blame every one except their foolselves. They'll be askin'
+me to haul a vestibuled next!"
+
+"They made you in New Jersey, didn't they?" said Poney. "Thought so.
+Commuters and truck-wagons ain't any sweet haulin', but I tell you
+they're a heap better 'n cuttin' out refrigerator-cars or oil-tanks.
+Why, I've hauled -"
+
+"Haul! You?" said the Mogul, contemptuously. "It's all you can do
+to bunt a cold-storage car up the yard. Now, I - " he paused a
+little to let the words sink in - "I handle the Flying Freight
+ - e-leven cars worth just anything you please to mention. On the
+stroke of eleven I pull out; and I'm timed for thirty-five an hour.
+Costly-perishable-fragile-immediate - that's me! Suburban traffic's
+only but one degree better than switching. Express freight's what
+pays."
+
+"Well, I ain't given to blowing, as a rule," began the Pittsburgh
+Consolidation.
+
+"No? You was sent in here because you grunted on the grade," Poney
+interrupted.
+
+"Where I grunt, you'd lie down, Poney: but, as I was saying, I don't
+blow much. Notwithstandin', if you want to see freight that is
+freight moved lively, you should see me warbling through the
+Alleghanies with thirty-seven ore-cars behind me, and my brakemen
+fightin' tramps so's they can't attend to my tooter. I have to do
+all the holdin' back then, and, though I say it, I've never had a
+load get away from me yet. No, sir. Haulin's's one thing, but
+judgment and discretion's another. You want judgment in my
+business."
+
+"Ah! But - but are you not paralysed by a sense of your overwhelming
+responsibilities?" said a curious, husky voice from a corner.
+
+"Who's that?" .007 whispered to the Jersey commuter.
+
+"Compound-experiment-N.G. She's bin switchin' in the B. & A. yards
+for six months, when she wasn't in the shops. She's economical (I
+call it mean) in her coal, but she takes it out in repairs. Ahem!
+I presume you found Boston somewhat isolated, madam, after your New
+York season?"
+
+"I am never so well occupied as when I am alone." The Compound
+seemed to be talking from half-way up her smoke-stack.
+
+"Sure," said the irreverent Poney, under his breath. "They don't
+hanker after her any in the yard."
+
+"But, with my constitution and temperament - my work lies in Boston
+ - I find your outrecuidance - "
+
+"Outer which?" said the Mogul freight. "Simple cylinders are good
+enough for me."
+
+"Perhaps I should have said faroucherie," hissed the Compound.
+
+"I don't hold with any make of papier-mache wheel," the Mogul
+insisted.
+
+The Compound sighed pityingly, and said no more.
+
+"Git 'em all shapes in this world, don't ye?" said Poney. "that's
+Mass'chusetts all over. They half start, an' then they stick on a
+dead-centre, an' blame it all on other folk's ways o' treatin' them.
+Talkin' o' Boston, Comanche told me, last night, he had a hot-box
+just beyond the Newtons, Friday. That was why, he says, the
+Accommodation was held up. Made out no end of a tale, Comanche did."
+
+"If I'd heard that in the shops, with my boiler out for repairs, I'd
+know 't was one o' Comanche's lies," the New Jersey commuter snapped.
+"Hot-box! Him! What happened was they'd put an extra car on, and
+he just lay down on the grade and squealed. They had to send 127 to
+help him through. Made it out a hotbox, did he? Time before that
+he said he was ditched! Looked me square in the headlight and told
+me that as cool as - as a water-tank in a cold wave. Hot-box! You
+ask 127 about Comanche's hot-box. Why, Comanche he was side-tracked,
+and 127 (he was just about as mad as they make 'em on account o'
+being called out at ten o'clock at night) took hold and snapped her
+into Boston in seventeen minutes. Hot-box! Hot fraud! that's what
+Comanche is."
+
+Then .007 put both drivers and his pilot into it, as the saying is,
+for he asked what sort of thing a hot-box might be?
+
+"Paint my bell sky-blue!" said Poney, the switcher. "Make me a
+surface-railroad loco with a hard-wood skirtin'-board round my wheels.
+Break me up and cast me into five-cent sidewalk-fakirs' mechanical
+toys! Here's an eight-wheel coupled 'American' don't know what a
+hot-box is! Never heard of an emergency-stop either, did ye? Don't
+know what ye carry jack-screws for? You're too innocent to be left
+alone with your own tender. Oh, you - you flatcar!"
+
+There was a roar of escaping steam before any one could answer, and
+.007 nearly blistered his paint off with pure mortification.
+
+"A hot-box," began the Compound, picking and choosing her words as
+though they were coal, "a hotbox is the penalty exacted from
+inexperience by haste. Ahem!"
+
+"Hot-box!" said the Jersey Suburban. "It's the price you pay for
+going on the tear. It's years since I've had one. It's a disease
+that don't attack shorthaulers, as a rule."
+
+"We never have hot-boxes on the Pennsylvania," said the Consolidation.
+"They get 'em in New York - same as nervous prostration."
+
+"Ah, go home on a ferry-boat," said the Mogul. "You think because
+you use worse grades than our road 'u'd allow, you're a kind of
+Alleghany angel. Now, I'll tell you what you ... Here's my folk.
+Well, I can't stop. See you later, perhaps."
+
+He rolled forward majestically to the turn-table, and swung like
+a man-of-war in a tideway, till he picked up his track. "But as
+for you, you pea-green swiveling' coffee-pot (this to .007'), you
+go out and learn something before you associate with those who've
+made more mileage in a week than you'll roll up in a year.
+Costly-perishable-fragile-immediate-that's me! S' long."
+
+"Split my tubes if that's actin' polite to a new member o' the
+Brotherhood," said Poney. "There wasn't any call to trample on ye
+like that. But manners was left out when Moguls was made. Keep
+up your fire, kid, an' burn your own smoke. 'Guess we'll all be
+wanted in a minute."
+
+Men were talking rather excitedly in the roundhouse. One man, in
+a dingy jersey, said that he hadn't any locomotives to waste on the
+yard. Another man, with a piece of crumpled paper in his hand, said
+that the yard-master said that he was to say that if the other man
+said anything, he (the other man) was to shut his head. Then the
+other man waved his arms, and wanted to know if he was expected to
+keep locomotives in his hip-pocket. Then a man in a black Prince
+Albert, without a collar, came up dripping, for it was a hot August
+night, and said that what he said went; and between the three of
+them the locomotives began to go, too - first the Compound; then
+the Consolidation; then .007.
+
+Now, deep down in his fire-box, .007 had cherished a hope that as
+soon as his trial was done, he would be led forth with songs and
+shoutings, and attached to a green-and-chocolate vestibuled flyer,
+under charge of a bold and noble engineer, who would pat him on his
+back, and weep over him, and call him his Arab steed. (The boys in
+the shops where he was built used to read wonderful stories of
+railroad life, and .007 expected things to happen as he had heard.)
+But there did not seem to be many vestibuled fliers in the roaring,
+rumbling, electric-lighted yards, and his engineer only said:
+
+"Now, what sort of a fool-sort of an injector has Eustis loaded on
+to this rig this time?" And he put the lever over with an angry
+snap, crying: "Am I supposed to switch with this thing, hey?"
+
+The collarless man mopped his head, and replied that, in the present
+state of the yard and freight and a few other things, the engineer
+would switch and keep on switching till the cows came home. .007
+pushed out gingerly, his heart in his headlight, so nervous that the
+clang of his own bell almost made him jump the track. Lanterns
+waved, or danced up and down, before and behind him; and on every
+side, six tracks deep, sliding backward and forward, with clashings
+of couplers and squeals of hand-brakes, were cars - more cars than
+.007 had dreamed of. There were oil-cars, and hay-cars, and
+stock-cars full of lowing beasts, and ore-cars, and potato-cars with
+stovepipe-ends sticking out in the middle; cold-storage and
+refrigerator cars dripping ice water on the tracks; ventilated
+fruit- and milk-cars; flatcars with truck-wagons full of market-stuff;
+flat-cars loaded with reapers and binders, all red and green and
+gilt under the sizzling electric lights; flat-cars piled high with
+strong-scented hides, pleasant hemlock-plank, or bundles of shingles;
+flat-cars creaking to the weight of thirty-ton castings, angle-irons,
+and rivet-boxes for some new bridge; and hundreds and hundreds and
+hundreds of box-cars loaded, locked, and chalked. Men - hot and
+angry - crawled among and between and under the thousand wheels; men
+took flying jumps through his cab, when he halted for a moment; men
+sat on his pilot as he went forward, and on his tender as he
+returned; and regiments of men ran along the tops of the box-cars
+beside him, screwing down brakes, waving their arms, and crying
+curious things.
+
+He was pushed forward a foot at a time; whirled backward, his rear
+drivers clinking and clanking, a quarter of a mile; jerked into a
+switch (yard-switches are very stubby and unaccommodating), bunted
+into a Red D, or Merchant's Transport car, and, with no hint or
+knowledge of the weight behind him, started up anew. When his load
+was fairly on the move, three or four cars would be cut off, and
+.007 would bound forward, only to be held hiccupping on the brake.
+Then he would wait a few minutes, watching the whirled lanterns,
+deafened with the clang of the bells, giddy with the vision of the
+sliding cars, his brake-pump panting forty to the minute, his front
+coupler lying sideways on his cow-catcher, like a tired dog's tongue
+in his mouth, and the whole of him covered with half-burnt coal-dust.
+
+"'Tisn't so easy switching with a straight-backed tender," said his
+little friend of the round-house, bustling by at a trot. "But
+you're comin' on pretty fair. 'Ever seen a flyin' switch? No?
+Then watch me."
+
+Poney was in charge of a dozen heavy flat-cars. Suddenly he shot
+away from them with a sharp "Whutt !" A switch opened in the shadows
+ahead; he turned up it like a rabbit as it snapped behind him, and
+the long line of twelve-foot-high lumber jolted on into the arms of
+a full-sized road-loco, who acknowledged receipt with a dry howl.
+
+"My man's reckoned the smartest in the yard at that trick," he said,
+returning. "Gives me cold shivers when another fool tries it,
+though. That's where my short wheel-base comes in. Like as not
+you'd have your tender scraped off if you tried it."
+
+.007 had no ambitions that way, and said so.
+
+"No? Of course this ain't your regular business, but say, don't you
+think it's interestin'? Have you seen the yard-master? Well, he's
+the greatest man on earth, an' don't you forget it. When are we
+through? Why, kid, it's always like this, day an' night - Sundays
+an' week-days. See that thirty-car freight slidin' in four, no,
+five tracks off? She's all mixed freight, sent here to be sorted out
+into straight trains. That's why we're cuttin' out the cars one by
+one." He gave a vigorous push to a west-bound car as he spoke, and
+started back with a little snort of surprise, for the car was an old
+friend - an M. T. K. box-car.
+
+"Jack my drivers, but it's Homeless Kate! Why, Kate, ain't there
+no gettin' you back to your friends? There's forty chasers out for
+you from your road, if there's one. Who's holdin' you now?"
+
+"Wish I knew," whimpered Homeless Kate. "I belong in Topeka, but
+I've bin to Cedar Rapids; I've bin to Winnipeg; I've bin to Newport
+News; I've bin all down the old Atlanta and West Point; an' I've bin
+to Buffalo. Maybe I'll fetch up at Haverstraw. I've only bin out
+ten months, but I'm homesick - I'm just achin' homesick."
+
+"Try Chicago, Katie," said the switching-loco; and the battered old
+car lumbered down the track, jolting: "I want to be in Kansas when
+the sunflowers bloom."
+
+"'Yard's full o' Homeless Kates an' Wanderin' Willies," he explained
+to .007. "I knew an old Fitchburg flat-car out seventeen months; an'
+one of ours was gone fifteen 'fore ever we got track of her. Dunno
+quite how our men fix it. 'Swap around, I guess. Anyway, I've done
+my duty. She's on her way to Kansas, via Chicago; but I'll lay my
+next boilerful she'll be held there to wait consignee's convenience,
+and sent back to us with wheat in the fall."
+
+Just then the Pittsburgh Consolidation passed, at the head of a
+dozen cars.
+
+"I'm goin' home," he said proudly.
+
+"Can't get all them twelve on to the flat. Break 'em in half,
+Dutchy!" cried Poney. But it was .007 who was backed down to the
+last six cars, and he nearly blew up with surprise when he found
+himself pushing them on to a huge ferry-boat. He had never seen
+deep water before, and shivered as the flat drew away and left his
+bogies within six inches of the black, shiny tide.
+
+After this he was hurried to the freight-house, where he saw the
+yard-master, a smallish, white-faced man in shirt, trousers, and
+slippers, looking down upon a sea of trucks, a mob of bawling
+truckmen, and squadrons of backing, turning, sweating,
+spark-striking horses.
+
+"That's shippers' carts loadin' on to the receivin' trucks," said
+the small engine, reverently. "But he don't care. He lets 'em cuss.
+He's the Czar-King-Boss! He says 'Please,' and then they kneel down
+an' pray. There's three or four strings o' today's freight to be
+pulled before he can attend to them. When he waves his hand that
+way, things happen."
+
+A string of loaded cars slid out down the track, and a string of
+empties took their place. Bales, crates, boxes, jars, carboys,
+frails, cases, and packages flew into them from the freight-house
+as though the cars had been magnets and they iron filings.
+
+"Ki-yah!" shrieked little Poney. "Ain't it great?"
+
+A purple-faced truckman shouldered his way to the yard-master, and
+shook his fist under his nose. The yard-master never looked up
+from his bundle of freight receipts. He crooked his forefinger
+slightly, and a tall young man in a red shirt, lounging carelessly
+beside him, hit the truckman under the left ear, so that he dropped,
+quivering and clucking, on a hay-bale.
+
+"Eleven, seven, ninety-seven, L. Y. S.; fourteen ought ought three;
+nineteen thirteen; one one four; seventeen ought twenty-one M. B.;
+and the ten westbound. All straight except the two last. Cut 'em
+off at the junction. An' that's all right. Pull that string."
+The yard-master, with mild blue eyes, looked out over the howling
+truckmen at the waters in the moonlight beyond, and hummed:
+
+ "All things bright and beautiful,
+ All creatures great and small,
+ All things wise and wonderful,
+ The Lawd Gawd He made all!"
+
+.007 moved out the cars and delivered them to the regular
+road-engine. He had never felt quite so limp in his life before.
+
+"Curious, ain't it?" said Poney, puffing, on the next track. "You
+an' me, if we got that man under our bumpers, we'd work him into
+red waste an' not know what we'd done; but-up there - with the steam
+hummin' in his boiler that awful quiet way ... "
+
+"I know," said .007. "Makes me feel as if I'd dropped my Fire an'
+was getting cold. He is the greatest man on earth."
+
+They were at the far north end of the yard now, under a switchtower,
+looking down on the four-track way of the main traffic. The Boston
+Compound was to haul .007's string to some far-away northern
+junction over an indifferent road-bed, and she mourned aloud for the
+ninety-six pound rails of the B. & A.
+
+"You're young; you're young," she coughed. "You don't realise your
+responsibilities."
+
+"Yes, he does," said Poney, sharply; "but he don't lie down under
+'em." Then, with aside-spurt of steam, exactly like a tough
+spitting: "There ain't more than fifteen thousand dollars' worth o'
+freight behind her anyway, and she goes on as if 't were a hundred
+thousand - same as the Mogul's. Excuse me, madam, but you've the
+track .... She's stuck on a dead-centre again - bein' specially
+designed not to."
+
+The Compound crawled across the tracks on a long slant, groaning
+horribly at each switch, and moving like a cow in a snow-drift.
+There was a little pause along the yard after her tail-lights had
+disappeared; switches locked crisply, and every one seemed to be
+waiting.
+
+"Now I'll show you something worth," said Poney. "When the Purple
+Emperor ain't on time, it's about time to amend the Constitution.
+The first stroke of twelve is - "
+
+"Boom!" went the clock in the big yard-tower, and far away .007 heard
+a full, vibrating " Yah! Yah! Yah!" A headlight twinkled on the
+horizon like a star, grew an overpowering blaze, and whooped up the
+humming track to the roaring music of a happy giant's song:
+
+ "With a michnai - ghignai - shtingal! Yah! Yah! Yah!
+ Ein - zwei - drei - Mutter! Yah! Yah! Yah!
+ She climb upon der shteeple,
+ Und she frighten all der people.
+ Singin' michnai - ghignai - shtingal! Yah! Yah!"
+
+The last defiant "yah! yah!" was delivered a mile and a half beyond
+the passenger-depot; but .007 had caught one glimpse of the superb
+six-wheel-coupled racing-locomotive, who hauled the pride and glory
+of the road - the gilt-edged Purple Emperor, the millionaires'
+south-bound express, laying the miles over his shoulder as a man
+peels a shaving from a soft board. The rest was a blur of maroon
+enamel, a bar of white light from the electrics in the cars, and
+a flicker of nickel-plated hand-rail on the rear platform.
+
+"Ooh!" said .007.
+
+"Seventy-five miles an hour these five miles. Baths, I've heard;
+barber's shop; ticker; and a library and the, rest to match. Yes,
+sir; seventy-five an hour! But he'll talk to you in the round-house
+just as democratic as I would. And I - cuss my wheel-base! - I'd
+kick clean off the track at half his gait. He's the Master of our
+Lodge. Cleans up at our house. I'll introdooce you some day. He's
+worth knowin'! There ain't many can sing that song, either."
+
+.007 was too full of emotions to answer. He did not hear a raging
+of telephone-bells in the switch-tower, nor the man, as he leaned
+out and called to .007's engineer: "Got any steam?"
+
+"'Nough to run her a hundred mile out o' this, if I could," said
+the engineer, who belonged to the open road and hated switching.
+
+"Then get. The Flying Freight's ditched forty mile out, with fifty
+rod o' track ploughed up. No; no one's hurt, but both tracks are
+blocked. Lucky the wreckin'-car an' derrick are this end of the
+yard. Crew 'll be along in a minute. Hurry! You've the track."
+
+" Well, I could jest kick my little sawed-off self," said Poney, as
+.007 was backed, with a bang, on to a grim and grimy car like a
+caboose, but full of tools - a flatcar and a derrick behind it.
+"Some folks are one thing, and some are another; but you're in luck,
+kid. They push a wrecking-car. Now, don't get rattled. Your
+wheel-base will keep you on the track, and there ain't any curves
+worth mentionin'. Oh, say! Comanche told me there's one section
+o' sawedged track that's liable to jounce ye a little. Fifteen an'
+a half out, after the grade at Jackson's crossin'. You'll know it
+by a farmhouse an' a windmill an' five maples in the dooryard.
+Windmill's west o' the maples. An' there's an eighty-foot iron
+bridge in the middle o' that section with no guard-rails. See you
+later. Luck! "
+
+Before he knew well what had happened, .007 was flying up the track
+into the dumb, dark world. Then fears of the night beset him. He
+ remembered all he had ever heard of landslides, rain-piled boulders,
+blown trees, and strayed cattle, all that the Boston Compound had
+ever said of responsibility, and a great deal more that came out of
+his own head. With a very quavering voice he whistled for his first
+grade-crossing (an event in the life of a locomotive), and his
+nerves were in no way restored by the sight of a frantic horse and
+a white-faced man in a buggy less than a yard from his right
+shoulder. Then he was sure he would jump the track; felt his
+flanges mounting the rail at every curve; knew that his first grade
+would make him lie down even as Comanche had done at the Newtons.
+He whirled down the grade to Jackson's crossing, saw the windmill
+west of the maples, felt the badly laid rails spring under him, and
+sweated big drops all over his boiler. At each jarring bump he
+believed an axle had smashed, and he took the eighty-foot bridge
+without the guard-rail like a hunted cat on the top of a fence.
+Then a wet leaf stuck against the glass of his headlight and threw
+a flying shadow on the track, so that he thought it was some little
+dancing animal that would feel soft if he ran over it; and anything
+soft underfoot frightens a locomotive as it does an elephant. But
+the men behind seemed quite calm. The wrecking-crew were climbing
+carelessly from the caboose to the tender - even jesting with the
+engineer, for he heard a shuffling of feet among the coal, and the
+snatch of a song, something like this:
+
+ "Oh, the Empire State must learn to wait,
+ And the Cannon-ball go hang!
+ When the West-bound's ditched, and the tool-car's hitched,
+ And it's 'way for the Breakdown Gang (Tare-ra!)
+ 'Way for the Breakdown Gang!"
+
+"Say! Eustis knew what he was doin' when he designed this rig.
+She's a hummer. New, too."
+
+"Snff! Phew! She is new. That ain't paint. that's - "
+
+A burning pain shot through .007's right rear driver - a crippling,
+stinging pain.
+
+"This," said .007, as he flew, "is a hot-box. Now I know what it
+means. I shall go to pieces, I guess. My first road-run, too!"
+
+"Het a bit, ain't she?" the fireman ventured to suggest to the
+engineer.
+
+"She'll hold for all we want of her. We're 'most there. Guess you
+chaps back had better climb into your car," said the engineer, his
+hand on the brake lever. "I've seen men snapped off -"
+
+But the crew fled back with laughter. They had no wish to be jerked
+on to the track. The engineer half turned his wrist, and .007 found
+his drivers pinned firm.
+
+"Now it's come!" said .007, as he yelled aloud, and slid like a
+sleigh. For the moment he fancied that he would jerk bodily from
+off his underpinning.
+
+"That must be the emergency-stop that Poney guyed me about," he
+gasped, as soon as he could think. "Hot-box-emergency-stop. They
+both hurt; but now I can talk back in the round-house."
+
+He was halted, all hissing hot, a few feet in the rear of what
+doctors would call a compound-comminuted car. His engineer was
+kneeling down among his drivers, but he did not call .007 his "Arab
+steed," nor cry over him, as the engineers did in the newspapers.
+He just bad worded .007, and pulled yards of charred cotton-waste
+from about the axles, and hoped he might some day catch the idiot
+who had packed it. Nobody else attended to him, for Evans, the
+Mogul's engineer, a little cut about the head, but very angry, was
+exhibiting, by lantern-light, the mangled corpse of a slim blue pig.
+
+"T were n't even a decent-sized hog," he said. "'T were a shote."
+
+"Dangerousest beasts they are," said one of the crew. "Get under
+the pilot an' sort o' twiddle ye off the track, don't they? "
+
+"Don't they?" roared Evans, who was a red-headed Welshman. "You
+talk as if I was ditched by a hog every fool-day o' the week. I
+ain't friends with all the cussed half-fed shotes in the State o'
+New York. No, indeed! Yes, this is him - an' look what he's done!"
+
+It was not a bad night's work for one stray piglet. The Flying
+Freight seemed to have flown in every direction, for the Mogul had
+mounted the rails and run diagonally a few hundred feet from right
+to left, taking with him such cars as cared to follow. Some did
+not. They broke their couplers and lay down, while rear cars
+frolicked over them. In that game, they had ploughed up and removed
+and twisted a good deal of the left-hand track. The Mogul himself
+had waddled into a corn-field, and there he knelt - fantastic wreaths
+of green twisted round his crankpins; his pilot covered with solid
+clods of field, on which corn nodded drunkenly; his fire put out
+with dirt (Evans had done that as soon as he recovered his senses);
+and his broken headlight half full of half-burnt moths. His tender
+had thrown coal all over him, and he looked like a disreputable
+buffalo who had tried to wallow in a general store. For there lay
+scattered over the landscape, from the burst cars, type-writers,
+sewing-machines, bicycles in crates, a consignment of silver-plated
+imported harness, French dresses and gloves, a dozen finely moulded
+hard-wood mantels, a fifteen-foot naphtha-launch, with a solid brass
+bedstead crumpled around her bows, a case of telescopes and
+microscopes, two coffins, a case of very best candies, some
+gilt-edged dairy produce, butter and eggs in an omelette, a broken
+box of expensive toys, and a few hundred other luxuries. A camp of
+tramps hurried up from nowhere, and generously volunteered to help
+the crew. So the brakemen, armed with coupler-pins, walked up and
+down on one side, and the freight-conductor and the fireman patrolled
+the other with their hands in their hip-pockets. A long-bearded man
+came out of a house beyond the corn-field, and told Evans that if
+the accident had happened a little later in the year, all his corn
+would have been burned, and accused Evans of carelessness. Then he
+ran away, for Evans was at his heels shrieking: "'T was his hog done
+it - his hog done it! Let me kill him! Let me kill him!" Then
+the wrecking-crew laughed; and the farmer put his head out of a
+window and said that Evans was no gentleman.
+
+But .007 was very sober. He had never seen a wreck before, and it
+frightened him. The crew still laughed, but they worked at the same
+time; and .007 forgot horror in amazement at the way they handled
+the Mogul freight. They dug round him with spades; they put ties
+in front of his wheels, and jack-screws under him; they embraced
+him with the derrick-chain and tickled him with crowbars; while
+.007 was hitched on to wrecked cars and backed away till the knot
+broke or the cars rolled clear of the track. By dawn thirty or
+forty men were at work, replacing and ramming down the ties,
+gauging the rails and spiking them. By daylight all cars who could
+move had gone on in charge of another loco; the track was freed for
+traffic; and .007 had hauled the old Mogul over a small pavement of
+ties, inch by inch, till his flanges bit the rail once more, and he
+settled down with a clank. But his spirit was broken, and his nerve
+was gone.
+
+"'T weren't even a hog," he repeated dolefully; "'t were a shote;
+and you - you of all of 'em - had to help me on."
+
+"But how in the whole long road did it happen?" asked .007, sizzling
+with curiosity.
+
+"Happen! It didn't happen! It just come! I sailed right on top of
+him around that last curve - thought he was a skunk. Yes; he was
+all as little as that. He hadn't more 'n squealed once 'fore I felt
+my bogies lift (he'd rolled right under the pilot), and I couldn't
+catch the track again to save me. Swivelled clean off, I was. Then
+I felt him sling himself along, all greasy, under my left leadin'
+driver, and, oh, Boilers! that mounted the rail. I heard my flanges
+zippin' along the ties, an' the next I knew I was playin' 'Sally,
+Sally Waters' in the corn, my tender shuckin' coal through my cab,
+an' old man Evans lyin' still an' bleedin' in front o' me. Shook?
+There ain't a stay or a bolt or a rivet in me that ain't sprung to
+glory somewhere,"
+
+"Umm!" said .007. "What d' you reckon you weigh?"
+
+"Without these lumps o' dirt I'm all of a hundred thousand pound."
+
+"And the shote?"
+
+"Eighty. Call him a hundred pound at the outside. He's worth about
+four 'n' a half dollars. Ain't it awful? Ain't it enough to give
+you nervous prostration? Ain't it paralysin'? Why, I come just
+around that curve - " and the Mogul told the tale again, for he was
+very badly shaken.
+
+"Well, it's all in the day's run, I guess," said .007, soothingly;
+"an' - an' a corn-field's pretty soft fallin'."
+
+"If it had bin a sixty-foot bridge, an' I could ha' slid off into
+deep water an' blown up an' killed both men, same as others have
+done, I wouldn't ha' cared; but to be ditched by a shote - an' you
+to help me out - in a corn-field - an' an old hayseed in his
+nightgown cussin' me like as if I was a sick truck-horse! ... Oh,
+it's awful! Don't call me Mogul! I'm a sewin'-machine. they'll
+guy my sand-box off in the yard."
+
+And .007, his hot-box cooled and his experience vastly enlarged,
+hauled the Mogul freight slowly to the roundhouse.
+
+"Hello, old man! Bin out all night, hain't ye?" said the
+irrepressible Poney, who had just come off duty. "Well, I must say
+you look it. Costly-perishable-fragile-immediate - that's you! Go
+to the shops, take them vine-leaves out o' your hair, an' git 'em
+to play the hose on you."
+
+"Leave him alone, Poney, " said .007 severely, as he was swung on
+the turn-table, "or I'll - "
+
+"'Didn't know the old granger was any special friend o' yours, kid.
+He wasn't over-civil to you last time I saw him."
+
+"I know it; but I've seen a wreck since then, and it has about scared
+the paint off me. I'm not going to guy anyone as long as I steam -
+not when they're new to the business an' anxious to learn. And I'm
+not goin' to guy the old Mogul either, though I did find him wreathed
+around with roastin'-ears. 'T was a little bit of a shote - not a
+hog - just a shote, Poney - no bigger'n a lump of anthracite - I saw
+it - that made all the mess. Anybody can be ditched, I guess."
+
+"Found that out already, have you? Well, that's a good beginnin'."
+It was the Purple Emperor, with his high, tight, plate-glass cab and
+green velvet cushion, waiting to be cleaned for his next day's fly.
+
+"Let me make you two gen'lemen acquainted," said Poney. "This is
+our Purple Emperor, kid, whom you were admirin' and, I may say,
+envyin' last night. This is a new brother, worshipful sir, with
+most of his mileage ahead of him, but, so far as a serving-brother
+can, I'll answer for him.'
+
+"'Happy to meet you," said the Purple Emperor, with a glance round
+the crowded round-house. "I guess there are enough of us here to
+form a full meetin'. Ahem! By virtue of the authority vested in
+me as Head of the Road, I hereby declare and pronounce No. .007 a
+full and accepted Brother of the Amalgamated Brotherhood of
+Locomotives, and as such entitled to all shop, switch, track, tank,
+and round-house privileges throughout my jurisdiction, in the Degree
+of Superior Flier, it bein' well known and credibly reported to me
+that our Brother has covered forty-one miles in thirty-nine minutes
+and a half on an errand of mercy to the afflicted. At a convenient
+time, I myself will communicate to you the Song and Signal of this
+Degree whereby you may be recognised in the darkest night. Take
+your stall, newly entered Brother among Locomotives! "
+
+ * * * * * * * * * * * * *
+
+Now, in the darkest night, even as the Purple Emperor said, if you
+will stand on the bridge across the freightyard, looking down upon
+the four-track way, at 2:30 A. M., neither before nor after, when
+the White Moth, that takes the overflow from the Purple Emperor,
+tears south with her seven vestibuled cream-white cars, you will
+hear, as the yard-clock makes the half-hour, a far-away sound like
+the bass of a violoncello, and then, a hundred feet to each word
+
+ "With a michnai - ghignai - shtingal! Yah! Yah! Yah!
+ Ein - zwei - drei - Mutter! Yah! Yah! Yah!
+ She climb upon der shteeple,
+ Und she frighten all der people,
+ Singin' michnai - ghignai - shtingal! Yah! Yah!"
+
+That is .007 covering his one hundred and fifty-six miles in two
+hundred and twenty-one minutes.
+
+
+
+
+THE MALTESE CAT
+
+They had good reason to be proud, and better reason to be afraid,
+all twelve of them; for though they had fought their way, game by
+game, up the teams entered for the polo tournament, they were
+meeting theArchangels that afternoon in the final match; and the
+Archangels men were playing with half a dozen ponies apiece. As
+the game was divided into six quarters of eight minutes each, that
+meant a fresh pony after every halt. The Skidars' team, even
+supposing there were no accidents, could only supply one pony for
+every other change; and two to one is heavy odds. Again, as Shiraz,
+the grey Syrian, pointed out, they were meeting the pink and pick
+of the polo-ponies of Upper India, ponies that had cost from a
+thousand rupees each, while they themselves were a cheap lot
+gathered, often from country-carts, by their masters, who belonged
+to a poor but honest native infantry regiment.
+
+"Money means pace and weight," said Shiraz, rubbing his black-silk
+nose dolefully along his neat-fitting boot, "and by the maxims of
+the game as I know it - "
+
+"Ah, but we aren't playing the maxims," said The Maltese Cat. "We're
+playing the game; and we've the great advantage of knowing the game.
+Just think a stride, Shiraz! We've pulled up from bottom to second
+place in two weeks against all those fellows on the ground here.
+That's because we play with our heads as well as our feet."
+
+"It makes me feel undersized and unhappy all the same," said Kittiwynk,
+a mouse-coloured mare with a red brow-band and the cleanest pair of
+legs that ever an aged pony owned. "They've twice our style, these
+others."
+
+Kittiwynk looked at the gathering and sighed. The hard, dusty
+polo-ground was lined with thousands of soldiers, black and white,
+not counting hundreds and hundreds of carriages and drags and
+dogcarts, and ladies with brilliant-coloured parasols, and officers
+in uniform and out of it, and crowds of natives behind them; and
+orderlies on camels, who had halted to watch the game, instead of
+carrying letters up and down the station; and native horse-dealers
+running about on thin-eared Biluchi mares, looking for a chance to
+sell a few first-class polo-ponies. Then there were the ponies of
+thirty teams that had entered for the Upper India Free-for-All Cup
+ - nearly every pony of worth and dignity, from Mhow to Peshawar,
+from Allahabad to Multan; prize ponies, Arabs, Syrian, Barb,
+country-bred, Deccanee, Waziri, and Kabul ponies of every colour
+and shape and temper that you could imagine. Some of them were in
+mat-roofed stables, close to the polo-ground, but most were under
+saddle, while their masters, who had been defeated in the earlier
+games, trotted in and out and told the world exactly how the game
+should be played.
+
+It was a glorious sight, and the come and go of the little, quick
+hooves, and the incessant salutations of ponies that had met before
+on other polo-grounds or race-courses were enough to drive a
+four-footed thing wild.
+
+But the Skidars' team were careful not to know their neighbours,
+though half the ponies on the ground were anxious to scrape
+acquaintance with the little fellows that had come from the North,
+and, so far, had swept the board.
+
+"Let's see," said a soft gold-coloured Arab, who had been playing
+very badly the day before, to The Maltese Cat; "didn't we meet in
+Abdul Rahman's stable in Bombay, four seasons ago? I won the
+Paikpattan Cup next season, you may remember?"
+
+"Not me," said The Maltese Cat, politely. "I was at Malta then,
+pulling a vegetable-cart. I don't race. I play the game."
+
+"Oh! " said the Arab, cocking his tail and swaggering off.
+
+"Keep yourselves to yourselves," said The Maltese Cat to his
+companions. "We don't want to rub noses with all those goose-rumped
+half-breeds of Upper India. When we've won this Cup they'll give
+their shoes to know us."
+
+"We sha'n't win the Cup," said Shiraz. "How do you feel?"
+
+"Stale as last night's feed when a muskrat has run over it," said
+Polaris, a rather heavy-shouldered grey; and the rest of the team
+agreed with him.
+
+"The sooner you forget that the better," said The Maltese Cat,
+cheerfully. "They've finished tiffin in the big tent. We shall be
+wanted now. If your saddles are not comfy, kick. If your bits
+aren't easy, rear, and let the saises know whether your boots are
+tight."
+
+Each pony had his sais, his groom, who lived and ate and slept with
+the animal, and had betted a good deal more than he could afford on
+the result of the game. There was no chance of anything going wrong,
+but to make sure, each sais was shampooing the legs of his pony to
+the last minute. Behind the saises sat as many of the Skidars'
+regiment as had leave to attend the match - about half the native
+officers, and a hundred or two dark, black-bearded men with the
+regimental pipers nervously fingering the big, beribboned bagpipes.
+The Skidars were what they call a Pioneer regiment, and the bagpipes
+made the national music of half their men. The native officers held
+bundles of polo-sticks, long cane-handled mallets, and as the grand
+stand filled after lunch they arranged themselves by ones and twos
+at different points round the ground, so that if a stick were broken
+the player would not have far to ride for a new one. An impatient
+British Cavalry Band struck up "If you want to know the time, ask a
+p'leeceman!" and the two umpires in light dust-coats danced out on
+two little excited ponies. The four players of the Archangels' team
+followed, and the sight of their beautiful mounts made Shiraz groan
+again.
+
+"Wait till we know," said The Maltese Cat. "Two of 'em are playing
+in blinkers, and that means they can't see to get out of the way
+of their own side, or they may shy at the umpires' ponies. They've
+all got white web-reins that are sure to stretch or slip!"
+
+"And," said Kittiwynk, dancing to take the stiffness out of her,
+"they carry their whips in their hands instead of on their wrists.
+Hah!"
+
+"True enough. No man can manage his stick and his reins and his
+whip that way," said The Maltese Cat. "I've fallen over every
+square yard of the Malta ground, and I ought to know."
+
+He quivered his little, flea-bitten withers just to show how
+satisfied he felt; but his heart was not so light. Ever since he
+had drifted into India on a troop-ship, taken, with an old rifle,
+as part payment for a racing debt, The Maltese Cat had played and
+preached polo to the Skidars' team on the Skidars' stony pologround.
+Now a polo-pony is like a poet. If he is born with a love for the
+game, he can be made. The Maltese Cat knew that bamboos grew
+solely in order that poloballs might be turned from their roots,
+that grain was given to ponies to keep them in hard condition, and
+that ponies were shod to prevent them slipping on a turn. But,
+besides all these things, he knew every trick and device of the
+finest game in the world, and for two seasons had been teaching
+the others all he knew or guessed.
+
+"Remember," he said for the hundredth time, as the riders came up,
+"you must play together, and you must play with your heads. Whatever
+happens, follow the ball. Who goes out first?"
+
+Kittiwynk, Shiraz, Polaris, and a short high little bay fellow with
+tremendous hocks and no withers worth speaking of (he was called
+Corks) were being girthed up, and the soldiers in the background
+stared with all their eyes.
+
+"I want you men to keep quiet," said Lutyens, the captain of the
+team, "and especially not to blow your pipes."
+
+"Not if we win, Captain Sahib?" asked the piper.
+
+"If we win you can do what you please," said Lutyens, with a smile,
+as he slipped the loop of his stick over his wrist, and wheeled to
+canter to his place. The Archangels' ponies were a little bit above
+themselves on account of the many-coloured crowd so close to the
+ground. Their riders were excellent players, but they were a team
+of crack players instead of a crack team; and that made all the
+difference in the world. They honestly meant to play together, but
+it is very hard for four men, each the best of the team he is picked
+from, to remember that in polo no brilliancy in hitting or riding
+makes up for playing alone. Their captain shouted his orders to
+them by name, and it is a curious thing that if you call his name
+aloud in public after an Englishman you make him hot and fretty.
+Lutyens said nothing to his men, because it had all been said before.
+He pulled up Shiraz, for he was playing "back," to guard the goal.
+Powell on Polaris was half-back, and Macnamara and Hughes on Corks
+and Kittiwynk were forwards. The tough, bamboo ball was set in the
+middle of the ground, one hundred and fifty yards from the ends,
+and Hughes crossed sticks, heads up, with the Captain of the
+Archangels, who saw fit to play forward; that is a place from which
+you cannot easily control your team. The little click as the
+cane-shafts met was heard all over the ground, and then Hughes made
+some sort of quick wrist-stroke that just dribbled the ball a
+few yards. Kittiwynk knew that stroke of old, and followed as a
+cat follows a mouse. While the Captain of the Archangels was
+wrenching his pony round, Hughes struck with all his strength, and
+next instant Kittiwynk was away, Corks following close behind her,
+their little feet pattering like raindrops on glass.
+
+" Pull out to the left," said Kittiwynk between her teeth; "it's
+coming your way, Corks!"
+
+The back and half-back of the Archangels were tearing down on her
+just as she was within reach of the ball. Hughes leaned forward
+with a loose rein, and cut it away to the left almost under
+Kittiwynk's foot, and it hopped and skipped off to Corks, who saw
+that, if he was not quick it would run beyond the boundaries. That
+long bouncing drive gave the Archangels time to wheel and send
+three men across the ground to head off Corks. Kittiwynk stayed
+where she was; for she knew the game. Corks was on the ball half
+a fraction of a second before the others came up, and Macnamara,
+with a backhanded stroke, sent it back across the ground to Hughes,
+who saw the way clear to the Archangels' goal, and smacked the
+ball in before any one quite knew what had happened.
+
+"That's luck," said Corks, as they changed ends. "A goal in three
+minutes for three hits, and no riding to speak of."
+
+"'Don't know," said Polaris. "We've made 'em angry too soon.
+Shouldn't wonder if they tried to rush us off our feet next time."
+
+"Keep the ball hanging, then," said Shiraz. "That wears out every
+pony that is not used to it."
+
+Next time there was no easy galloping across the ground. All the
+Archangels closed up as one man, but there they stayed, for Corks,
+Kittiwynk, and Polaris were somewhere on the top of the ball,
+marking time among the rattling sticks, while Shiraz circled about
+outside, waiting for a chance.
+
+"We can do this all day," said Polaris, ramming his quarters into
+the side of another pony. "Where do you think you're shoving to?"
+
+"I'll - I'll be driven in an ekka if I know," was the gasping reply,
+"and I'd give a week's feed to get my blinkers off. I can't see
+anything."
+
+"The dust is rather bad. Whew! That was one for my off-hock.
+Where's the ball, Corks?"
+
+"Under my tail. At least, the man's looking for it there! This is
+beautiful. They can't use their sticks, and it's driving 'em wild.
+Give old Blinkers a push and then he'll go over."
+
+"Here, don't touch me! I can't see. I'll - I'll back out, I think,"
+said the pony in blinkers, who knew that if you can't see all round
+your head, you cannot prop yourself against the shock.
+
+Corks was watching the ball where it lay in the dust, close to his
+near fore-leg, with Macnamara's shortened stick tap-tapping it from
+time to time. Kittiwynk was edging her way out of the scrimmage,
+whisking her stump of a tail with nervous excitement.
+
+"Ho! They've got it," she snorted. "Let me out!" and she galloped
+like a rifle-bullet just behind a tall lanky pony of the Archangels,
+whose rider was swinging up his stick for a stroke.
+
+"Not to-day, thank you," said Hughes, as the blow slid off his
+raised stick, and Kittiwynk laid her shoulder to the tall pony's
+quarters, and shoved him aside just as Lutyens on Shiraz sent the
+ball where it had come from, and the tall pony went skating and
+slipping away to the left. Kittiwynk, seeing that Polaris had
+joined Corks in the chase for the ball up the ground, dropped into
+Polaris' place, and then "time" was called.
+
+The Skidars' ponies wasted no time in kicking or fuming. They knew
+that each minute's rest meant so much gain, and trotted off to the
+rails, and their saises began to scrape and blanket and rub them at
+once.
+
+"Whew!" said Corks, stiffening up to get all the tickle of the big
+vulcanite scraper. "If we were playing pony for pony, we would bend
+those Archangels double in half an hour. But they'll bring up fresh
+ones and fresh ones and fresh ones after that - you see."
+
+"Who cares?" said Polaris. "We've drawn first blood. Is my hock
+swelling?"
+
+"Looks puffy," said Corks. "You must have had rather a wipe. Don't
+let it stiffen. You 'll be wanted again in half an hour."
+
+What's the game like?" said The Maltese Cat.
+
+"'Ground's like your shoe, except where they put too much water on
+it," said Kittiwynk. "Then it's slippery. Don't play in the centre.
+There's a bog there. I don't know how their next four are going to
+behave, but we kept the ball hanging, and made 'em lather for
+nothing. Who goes out? Two Arabs and a couple of country-breds!
+That's bad. What a comfort it is to wash your mouth out!"
+
+Kitty was talking with a neck of a lather-covered soda-water bottle
+between her teeth, and trying to look over her withers at the same
+time. This gave her a very coquettish air.
+
+"What's bad?" said Grey Dawn, giving to the girth and admiring his
+well-set shoulders.
+
+"You Arabs can't gallop fast enough to keep yourselves warm - that's
+what Kitty means," said Polaris, limping to show that his hock
+needed attention. "Are you playing back, Grey Dawn?"
+
+"'Looks like it," said Grey Dawn, as Lutyens swung himself up.
+Powell mounted The Rabbit, a plain bay country-bred much like Corks,
+but with mulish ears. Macnamara took Faiz-Ullah, a handy,
+short-backed little red Arab with a long tail, and Hughes mounted
+Benami, an old and sullen brown beast, who stood over in front more
+than a polo-pony should.
+
+"Benami looks like business," said Shiraz. "How's your temper, Ben?"
+The old campaigner hobbled off without answering, and The Maltese
+Cat looked at the new Archangel ponies prancing about on the ground.
+They were four beautiful blacks, and they saddled big enough and
+strong enough to eat the Skidars' team and gallop away with the meal
+inside them.
+
+"Blinkers again," said The Maltese Cat. "Good enough!"
+
+"They're chargers-cavalry chargers!" said Kittiwynk, indignantly.
+"They'll never see thirteen-three again."
+
+"They've all been fairly measured, and they've all got their
+certificates," said The Maltese Cat, " or they wouldn't be here.
+We must take things as they come along, and keep your eyes on the
+ball."
+
+The game began, but this time the Skidars were penned to their own
+end of the ground, and the watching ponies did not approve of that.
+
+"Faiz-Ullah is shirking - as usual," said Polaris, with a scornful
+grunt.
+
+"Faiz-Ullah is eating whip," said Corks. They could hear the
+leather-thonged polo-quirt lacing the little fellow's well-rounded
+barrel. Then The Rabbit's shrill neigh came across the ground.
+
+"I can't do all the work," he cried, desperately.
+
+"Play the game - don't talk," The Maltese Cat whickered; and all
+the ponies wriggled with excitement, and the soldiers and the grooms
+gripped the railings and shouted. A black pony with blinkers had
+singled out old Benami, and was interfering with him in every
+possible way. They could see Benami shaking his head up and down,
+and flapping his under lip.
+
+"There'll be a fall in a minute, " said Polaris. "Benami is getting
+stuffy."
+
+The game flickered up and down between goal-post and goal-post, and
+the black ponies were getting more confident as they felt they had
+the legs of the others. The ball was hit out of a little scrimmage,
+and Benami and The Rabbit followed it, Faiz-Ullah only too glad to
+be quiet for an instant.
+
+The blinkered black pony came up like a hawk, with two of his own
+side behind him, and Benami's eye glittered as he raced. The
+question was which pony should make way for the other, for each
+rider was perfectly willing to risk a fall in a good cause. The
+black, who had been driven nearly crazy by his blinkers, trusted
+to his weight and his temper; but Benami knew how to apply his
+weight and how to keep his temper. They met, and there was a cloud
+of dust. The black was lying on his side, all the breath knocked
+out of his body. The Rabbit was a hundred yards up the ground with
+the ball, and Benami was sitting down. He had slid nearly ten yards
+on his tail, but he had had his revenge, and sat cracking his
+nostrils till the black pony rose.
+
+"That's what you get for interfering. Do you want any more?" said
+Benami, and he plunged into the game. Nothing was done that quarter,
+because Faiz-Ullah would not gallop, though Macnamara beat him
+whenever he could spare a second. The fall of the black pony had
+impressed his companions tremendously, and so the Archangels could
+not profit by Faiz-Ullah's bad behaviour.
+
+But as The Maltese Cat said when "time" was called, and the four
+came back blowing and dripping, Faiz-Ullah ought to have been kicked
+all round Umballa. If he did not behave better next time The
+Maltese Cat promised to pull out his Arab tail by the roots and
+ - eat it.
+
+There was no time to talk, for the third four were ordered out.
+
+The third quarter of a game is generally the hottest, for each side
+thinks that the others must be pumped; and most of the winning play
+in a game is made about that time.
+
+Lutyens took over The Maltese Cat with a pat and a hug, for Lutyens
+valued him more than anything else in the world; Powell had Shikast,
+a little grey rat with no pedigree and no manners outside polo;
+Macnamara mounted Bamboo, the largest of the team; and Hughes
+Who's Who, alias The Animal. He was supposed to have Australian
+blood in his veins, but he looked like a clothes-horse, and you
+could whack his legs with an iron crow-bar without hurting him.
+
+They went out to meet the very flower of the Archangels' team; and
+when Who's Who saw their elegantly booted legs and their beautiful
+satin skins, he grinned a grin through his light, well-worn bridle.
+
+"My word!" said Who's Who. "We must give 'em a little football.
+These gentlemen need a rubbing down."
+
+"No biting," said The Maltese Cat, warningly; for once or twice in
+his career Who's Who had been known to forget himself in that way.
+
+"Who said anything about biting? I'm not playing tiddly-winks.
+I'm playing the game."
+
+The Archangels came down like a wolf on the fold, for they were
+tired of football, and they wanted polo. They got it more and more.
+Just after the game began, Lutyens hit a ball that was coming towards
+him rapidly, and it rolled in the air, as a ball sometimes will, with
+the whirl of a frightened partridge. Shikast heard, but could not
+see it for the minute, though he looked everywhere and up into the
+air as The Maltese Cat had taught him. When he saw it ahead and
+overhead he went forward with Powell as fast as he could put foot to
+ground. It was then that Powell, a quiet and level-headed man, as
+a rule, became inspired, and played a stroke that sometimes comes
+off successfully after long practice. He took his stick in both
+hands, and, standing up in his stirrups, swiped at the ball in the
+air, Munipore fashion. There was one second of paralysed
+astonishment, and then all four sides of the ground went up in a
+yell of applause and delight as the ball flew true (you could see
+the amazed Archangels ducking in their saddles to dodge the line of
+flight, and looking at it with open mouths), and the regimental pipes
+of the Skidars squealed from the railings as long as the pipers had
+breath. Shikast heard the stroke; but he heard the head of the
+stick fly off at the same time. Nine hundred and ninety-nine ponies
+out of a thousand would have gone tearing on after the ball with a
+useless player pulling at their heads; but Powell knew him, and he
+knew Powell; and the instant he felt Powell's right leg shift a
+trifle on the saddle-flap, he headed to the boundary, where a
+native officer was frantically waving a new stick. Before the
+shouts had ended, Powell was armed again.
+
+Once before in his life The Maltese Cat had heard that very same
+stroke played off his own back, and had profited by the confusion
+it wrought. This time he acted on experience, and leaving Bamboo
+to guard the goal in case of accidents, came through the others like
+a flash, head and tail low - Lutyens standing up to ease him - swept
+on and on before the other side knew what was the matter, and nearly
+pitched on his head between the Archangels' goal-post as Lutyens
+kicked the ball in after a straight scurry of a hundred and fifty
+yards. If there was one thing more than another upon which The
+Maltese Cat prided himself, it was on this quick, streaking kind of
+run half across the ground. He did not believe in taking balls
+round the field unless you were clearly overmatched. After this
+they gave the Archangels five-minuted football; and an expensive
+fast pony hates football because it rumples his temper. Who's Who
+showed himself even better than Polaris in this game. He did not
+permit any wriggling away, but bored joyfully into the scrimmage as
+if he had his nose in a feed-box and was looking for something nice.
+Little Shikast jumped on the ball the minute it got clear, and
+every time an Archangel pony followed it, he found Shikast standing
+over it, asking what was the matter.
+
+"If we can live through this quarter," said The Maltese Cat, "I
+sha'n't care. Don't take it out of yourselves. Let them do the
+lathering."
+
+So the ponies, as their riders explained afterwards, "shut-up."
+The Archangels kept them tied fast in front of their goal, but it
+cost the Archangels' ponies all that was left of their tempers; and
+ponies began to kick, and men began to repeat compliments, and they
+chopped at the legs of Who's Who, and he set his teeth and stayed
+where he was, and the dust stood up like a tree over the scrimmage
+until that hot quarter ended.
+
+They found the ponies very excited and confident when they went to
+their saises; and The Maltese Cat had to warn them that the worst
+of the game was coming.
+
+"Now we are all going in for the second time," said he, "and they
+are trotting out fresh ponies. You think you can gallop, but you'll
+find you can't; and then you'll be sorry."
+
+"But two goals to nothing is a halter-long lead," said Kittiwynk,
+prancing.
+
+"How long does it take to get a goal?" The Maltese Cat answered.
+"For pity's sake, don't run away with a notion that the game is
+half-won just because we happen to be in luck now! They'll ride
+you into the grand stand, if they can; you must not give 'em a
+chance. Follow the ball."
+
+"Football, as usual?" said Polaris. "My hock's half as big as a
+nose-bag."
+
+"Don't let them have a look at the ball, if you can help it. Now
+leave me alone. I must get all the rest I can before the last
+quarter."
+
+He hung down his head and let all his muscles go slack, Shikast,
+Bamboo, and Who's Who copying his example.
+
+"Better not watch the game," he said. "We aren't playing, and we
+shall only take it out of ourselves if we grow anxious. Look at
+the ground and pretend it's fly-time."
+
+They did their best, but it was hard advice to follow. The hooves
+were drumming and the sticks were rattling all up and down the
+ground, and yells of applause from the English troops told that
+the Archangels were pressing the Skidars hard. The native soldiers
+behind the ponies groaned and grunted, and said things in undertones,
+and presently they heard a long-drawn shout and a clatter of hurrahs!
+
+"One to the Archangels," said Shikast, without raising his head.
+"Time's nearly up. Oh, my sire and dam!"
+
+"Faiz-Ullah," said The Maltese Cat, "if you don't play to the last
+nail in your shoes this time, I'll kick you on the ground before all
+the other ponies."
+
+"I'll do my best when my time comes," said the little Arab, sturdily.
+
+The saises looked at each other gravely as they rubbed their ponies'
+legs. This was the time when long purses began to tell, and
+everybody knew it. Kittiwynk and the others came back, the sweat
+dripping over their hooves and their tails telling sad stories.
+
+"They're better than we are," said Shiraz. "I knew how it would be."
+
+"Shut your big head," said The Maltese Cat; "we've one goal to the
+good yet."
+
+"Yes; but it's two Arabs and two country-breds to play now," said
+Corks. "Faiz-Ullah, remember!" He spoke in a biting voice.
+
+As Lutyens mounted Grey Dawn he looked at his men, and they did not
+look pretty. They were covered with dust and sweat in streaks.
+Their yellow boots were almost black, their wrists were red and
+lumpy, and their eyes seemed two inches deep in their heads; but
+the expression in the eyes was satisfactory.
+
+"Did you take anything at tiffin?" said Lutyens; and the team shook
+their heads. They were too dry to talk.
+
+"All right. The Archangels did. They are worse pumped than we are."
+
+"They've got the better ponies," said Powell. "I sha'n't be sorry
+when this business is over."
+
+That fifth quarter was a painful one in every way. Faiz-Ullah
+played like a little red demon, and The Rabbit seemed to be
+everywhere at once, and Benami rode straight at anything and
+everything that came in his way; while the umpires on their ponies
+wheeled like gulls outside the shifting game. But the Archangels
+had the better mounts, - they had kept their racers till late in
+the game, - and never allowed the Skidars to play football. They
+hit the ball up and down the width of the ground till Benami and
+the rest were outpaced. Then they went forward, and time and again
+Lutyens and Grey Dawn were just, and only just, able to send the
+ball away with a long, spitting backhander. Grey Dawn forgot that
+he was an Arab; and turned from grey to blue as he galloped. Indeed,
+he forgot too well, for he did not keep his eyes on the ground as
+an Arab should, but stuck out his nose and scuttled for the dear
+honour of the game. They had watered the ground once or twice
+between the quarters, and a careless waterman had emptied the last
+of his skinful all in one place near the Skidars' goal. It was
+close to the end of the play, and for the tenth time Grey Dawn was
+bolting after the ball, when his near hind-foot slipped on the
+greasy mud, and he rolled over and over, pitching Lutyens just clear
+of the goal-post; and the triumphant Archangels made their goal.
+Then "time" was called-two goals all; but Lutyens had to be helped
+up, and Grey Dawn rose with his near hind-leg strained somewhere.
+
+"What's the damage?" said Powell, his arm around Lutyens.
+
+"Collar-bone, of course," said Lutyens, between his teeth. It was
+the third time he had broken it in two years, and it hurt him.
+
+Powell and the others whistled.
+
+"Game's up," said Hughes.
+
+"Hold on. We've five good minutes yet, and it isn't my right hand.
+We 'll stick it out."
+
+"I say," said the Captain of the Archangels, trotting up, "are you
+hurt, Lutyens? We'll wait if you care to put in a substitute. I
+wish - I mean - the fact is, you fellows deserve this game if any
+team does. 'Wish we could give you a man, or some of our ponies -
+or something."
+
+"You 're awfully good, but we'll play it to a finish, I think."
+
+The Captain of the Archangels stared for a little. "That's not half
+bad," he said, and went back to his own side, while Lutyens borrowed
+a scarf from one of his native officers and made a sling of it. Then
+an Archangel galloped up with a big bath-sponge, and advised Lutyens
+to put it under his armpit to ease his shoulder, and between them
+they tied up his left arm scientifically; and one of the native
+officers leaped forward with four long glasses that fizzed and bubbled.
+
+The team looked at Lutyens piteously, and he nodded. It was the
+last quarter, and nothing would matter after that. They drank out the
+dark golden drink, and wiped their moustaches, and things looked more
+hopeful.
+
+The Maltese Cat had put his nose into the front of Lutyens' shirt
+and was trying to say how sorry he was.
+
+"He knows," said Lutyens, proudly. "The beggar knows. I've played
+him without a bridle before now - for fun."
+
+"It's no fun now," said Powell. "But we haven't a decent substitute."
+
+"No," said Lutyens. "It's the last quarter, and we've got to make
+our goal and win. I'll trust The Cat."
+
+"If you fall this time, you'll suffer a little," said Macnamara.
+
+"I'll trust The Cat," said Lutyens.
+
+"You hear that?" said The Maltese Cat, proudly, to the others.
+"It's worth while playing polo for ten years to have that said of
+you. Now then, my sons, come along. We'll kick up a little bit,
+just to show the Archangels this team haven't suffered."
+
+And, sure enough, as they went on to the ground, The Maltese Cat,
+after satisfying himself that Lutyens was home in the saddle,
+kicked out three or four times, and Lutyens laughed. The reins
+were caught up anyhow in the tips of his strapped left hand, and
+he never pretended to rely on them. He knew The Cat would answer
+to the least pressure of the leg, and by way of showing off - for
+his shoulder hurt him very much - he bent the little fellow in a
+close figure-of-eight in and out between the goal-posts. There
+was a roar from the native officers and men, who dearly loved a
+piece of dugabashi (horse-trick work), as they called it, and the
+pipes very quietly and scornfully droned out the first bars of a
+common bazaar tune called "Freshly Fresh and Newly New," just as
+a warning to the other regiments that the Skidars were fit. All
+the natives laughed.
+
+"And now," said The Maltese Cat, as they took their place, "remember
+that this is the last quarter, and follow the ball!"
+
+"Don't need to be told," said Who's Who.
+
+"Let me go on. All those people on all four sides will begin to
+crowd in - just as they did at Malta. You'll hear people calling
+out, and moving forward and being pushed back; and that is going to
+make the Archangel ponies very unhappy. But if a ball is struck
+to the boundary, you go after it, and let the people get out of
+your way. I went over the pole of a four-in-hand once, and picked
+a game out of the dust by it. Back me up when I run, and follow
+the ball."
+
+There was a sort of an all-round sound of sympathy and wonder as
+the last quarter opened, and then there began exactly what The
+Maltese Cat had foreseen. People crowded in close to the boundaries,
+and the Archangels' ponies kept looking sideways at the narrowing
+space. If you know how a man feels to be cramped at tennis - not
+because he wants to run out of the court, but because he likes to
+know that he can at a pinch - you will guess how ponies must feel
+when they are playing in a box of human beings.
+
+"I'll bend some of those men if I can get away," said Who's Who, as
+he rocketed behind the ball; and Bamboo nodded without speaking.
+They were playing the last ounce in them, and The Maltese Cat had
+left the goal undefended to join them. Lutyens gave him every order
+that he could to bring him back, but this was the first time in his
+career that the little wise grey had ever played polo on his own
+responsibility, and he was going to make the most of it.
+
+"What are you doing here?" said Hughes, as The Cat crossed in front
+of him and rode off an Archangel.
+
+"The Cat's in charge - mind the goal!" shouted Lutyens, and bowing
+forward hit the ball full, and followed on, forcing the Archangels
+towards their own goal.
+
+"No football," said The Maltese Cat. "Keep the ball by the
+boundaries and cramp 'em. Play open order, and drive 'em to the
+boundaries."
+
+Across and across the ground in big diagonals flew the ball, and
+whenever it came to a flying rush and a stroke close to the
+boundaries the Archangel ponies moved stiffly. They did not
+care to go headlong at a wall of men and carriages, though if
+the ground had been open they could have turned on a sixpence.
+
+"Wriggle her up the sides," said The Cat. "Keep her close to the
+crowd. They hate the carriages. Shikast, keep her up this side."
+
+Shikast and Powell lay left and right behind the uneasy scuffle of
+an open scrimmage, and every time the ball was hit away Shikast
+galloped on it at such an angle that Powell was forced to hit it
+towards the boundary; and when the crowd had been driven away from
+that side, Lutyens would send the ball over to the other, and
+Shikast would slide desperately after it till his friends came
+down to help. It was billiards, and no football, this time -
+billiards in a corner pocket; and the cues were not well chalked.
+
+"If they get us out in the middle of the ground they'll walk away
+from us. Dribble her along the sides," cried The Maltese Cat.
+
+So they dribbled all along the boundary, where a pony could not come
+on their right-hand side; and the Archangels were furious, and the
+umpires had to neglect the game to shout at the people to get back,
+and several blundering mounted policemen tried to restore order,
+all close to the scrimmage, and the nerves of the Archangels'
+ponies stretched and broke like cob-webs.
+
+Five or six times an Archangel hit the ball up into the middle of
+the ground, and each time the watchful Shikast gave Powell his
+chance to send it back, and after each return, when the dust had
+settled, men could see that the Skidars had gained a few yards.
+
+Every now and again there were shouts of "Side! Off side!" from
+the spectators; but the teams were too busy to care, and the
+umpires had all they could do to keep their maddened ponies clear
+of the scuffle.
+
+At last Lutyens missed a short easy stroke, and the Skidars had to
+fly back helter-skelter to protect their own goal, Shikast leading.
+Powell stopped the ball with a backhander when it was not fifty
+yards from the goalposts, and Shikast spun round with a wrench that
+nearly hoisted Powell out of his saddle.
+
+"Now's our last chance," said The Cat, wheeling like a cockchafer
+on a pin. "We've got to ride it out. Come along."
+
+Lutyens felt the little chap take a deep breath, and, as it were,
+crouch under his rider. The ball was hopping towards the right-hand
+boundary, an Archangel riding for it with both spurs and a whip;
+but neither spur nor whip would make his pony stretch himself as
+he neared the crowd. The Maltese Cat glided under his very nose,
+picking up his hind legs sharp, for there was not a foot to spare
+between his quarters and the other pony's bit. It was as neat an
+exhibition as fancy figure-skating. Lutyens hit with all the
+strength he had left, but the stick slipped a little in his hand,
+and the ball flew off to the left instead of keeping close to the
+boundary. Who's Who was far across the ground, thinking hard as
+he galloped. He repeated stride for stride The Cat's manoeuvres
+with another Archangel pony, nipping the ball away from under his
+bridle, and clearing his opponent by half a fraction of an inch,
+for Who's Who was clumsy behind. Then he drove away towards the
+right as The Maltese Cat came up from the left; and Bamboo held a
+middle course exactly between them. The three were making a sort
+of Government-broad-arrow-shaped attack; and there was only the
+Archangels' back to guard the goal; but immediately behind them
+were three Archangels racing all they knew, and mixed up with
+them was Powell sending Shikast along on what he felt was their
+last hope. It takes a very good man to stand up to the rush of
+seven crazy ponies in the last quarters of a Cup game, when men
+are riding with their necks for sale, and the ponies are delirious.
+The Archangels' back missed his stroke and pulled aside just in
+time to let the rush go by. Bamboo and Who's Who shortened
+stride to give The Cat room, and Lutyens got the goal with a clean,
+smooth, smacking stroke that was heard all over the field. But
+there was no stopping the ponies. They poured through the goalposts
+in one mixed mob, winners and losers together, for the pace had been
+terrific. The Maltese Cat knew by experience what would happen,
+and, to save Lutyens, turned to the right with one last effort, that
+strained a back-sinew beyond hope of repair. As he did so he heard
+the right-hand goalpost crack as a pony cannoned into it - crack,
+splinter and fall like a mast. It had been sawed three parts
+through in case of accidents, but it upset the pony nevertheless,
+and he blundered into another, who blundered into the left-hand
+post, and then there was confusion and dust and wood. Bamboo was
+lying on the ground, seeing stars; an Archangel pony rolled beside
+him, breathless and angry; Shikast had sat down dog-fashion to
+avoid falling over the others, and was sliding along on his little
+bobtail in a cloud of dust; and Powell was sitting on the ground,
+hammering with his stick and trying to cheer. All the others were
+shouting at the top of what was left of their voices, and the men
+who had been spilt were shouting too. As soon as the people saw
+no one was hurt, ten thousand native and English shouted and clapped
+and yelled, and before any one could stop them the pipers of the
+Skidars broke on to the ground, with all the native officers and
+men behind them, and marched up and down, playing a wild Northern
+tune called "Zakhme Began," and through the insolent blaring of
+the pipes and the high-pitched native yells you could hear the
+Archangels' band hammering, "For they are all jolly good fellows,"
+and then reproachfully to the losing team, "Ooh, Kafoozalum!
+Kafoozalum! Kafoozalum!"
+
+Besides all these things and many more, there was a
+Commander-in-chief, and an Inspector-General of Cavalry, and the
+principal veterinary officer of all India standing on the top of a
+regimental coach, yelling like school-boys; and brigadiers and
+colonels and commissioners, and hundreds of pretty ladies joined
+the chorus. But The Maltese Cat stood with his head down,
+wondering how many legs were left to him; and Lutyens watched the
+men and ponies pick themselves out of the wreck of the two
+goal-posts, and he patted The Maltese Cat very tenderly.
+
+" I say," said the Captain of the Archangels, spitting a pebble out
+of his mouth, "will you take three thousand for that pony - as he
+stands?"
+
+"No thank you. I've an idea he's saved my life," said Lutyens,
+getting off and lying down at full length. Both teams were on the
+ground too, waving their boots in the air, and coughing and drawing
+deep breaths, as the saises ran up to take away the ponies, and an
+officious water-carrier sprinkled the players with dirty water till
+they sat up.
+
+"My aunt!" said Powell, rubbing his back, and looking at the stumps
+of the goal-posts, "That was a game!"
+
+They played it over again, every stroke of it, that night at the
+big dinner, when the Free-for-All Cup was filled and passed down
+the table, and emptied and filled again, and everybody made most
+eloquent speeches. About two in the morning, when there might have
+been some singing, a wise little, plain little, grey little head
+looked in through the open door.
+
+"Hurrah! Bring him in," said the Archangels; and his sais, who was
+very happy indeed, patted The Maltese Cat on the flank, and he limped
+in to the blaze of light and the glittering uniforms, looking for
+Lutyens. He was used to messes, and men's bedrooms, and places
+where ponies are not usually encouraged, and in his youth had jumped
+on and off a mess-table for a bet. So he behaved himself very
+politely, and ate bread dipped in salt, and was petted all round the
+table, moving gingerly; and they drank his health, because he had
+done more to win the Cup than any man or horse on the ground.
+
+That was glory and honour enough for the rest of his days, and The
+Maltese Cat did not complain much when the veterinary surgeon said
+that he would be no good for polo any more. When Lutyens married,
+his wife did not allow him to play, so he was forced to be an
+umpire; and his pony on these occasions was a flea-bitten grey with
+a neat polo-tail, lame all round, but desperately quick on his feet,
+and, as everybody knew, Past Pluperfect Prestissimo Player of the
+Game.
+
+"BREAD UPON THE WATERS"
+
+
+If you remember my improper friend Brugglesmith, you will also bear
+in mind his friend McPhee, Chief Engineer of the Breslau, whose
+dingey Brugglesmith tried to steal. His apologies for the
+performances of Brugglesmith may one day be told in their proper
+place: the tale before us concerns McPhee. He was never a racing
+engineer, and took special pride in saying as much before the
+Liverpool men; but he had a thirty-two years' knowledge of machinery
+and the humours of ships. One side of his face had been wrecked
+through the bursting of a pressure-gauge in the days when men knew
+less than they do now, and his nose rose grandly out of the wreck,
+like a club in a public riot. There were cuts and lumps on his
+head, and he would guide your forefinger through his short
+iron-grey hair and tell you how he had come by his trade-marks. He
+owned all sorts of certificates of extra-competency, and at the
+bottom of his cabin chest of drawers, where he kept the photograph
+of his wife, were two or three Royal Humane Society medals for
+saving lives at sea. Professionally - it was different when crazy
+steerage-passengers jumped overboard - professionally, McPhee does
+not approve of saving life at sea, and he has often told me that a
+new Hell awaits stokers and trimmers who sign for a strong man's
+pay and fall sick the second day out. He believes in throwing boots
+at fourth and fifth engineers when they wake him up at night with
+word that a bearing is redhot, all because a lamp's glare is
+reflected red from the twirling metal. He believes that there are
+only two poets in the world; one being Robert Burns, of course,
+and the other Gerald Massey. When he has time for novels he reads
+Wilkie Collins and Charles Reade chiefly the latter - and knows
+whole pages of "Very Hard Cash" by heart. In the saloon his table
+is next to the captain's, and he drinks only water while his
+engines work.
+
+He was good to me when we first met, because I did not ask questions,
+and believed in Charles Reade as a most shamefully neglected author.
+Later he approved of my writings to the extent of one pamphlet of
+twenty-four pages that I wrote for Holdock, Steiner & Chase, owners
+of the line, when they bought some ventilating patent and fitted it
+to the cabins of the Breslau, Spandau, and Koltzau. The purser of
+the Breslau recommended me to Holdock's secretary for the job; and
+Holdock, who is a Wesleyan Methodist, invited me to his house, and
+gave me dinner with the governess when the others had finished, and
+placed the plans and specifications in my hand, and I wrote the
+pamphlet that same afternoon. It was called "Comfort in the Cabin,"
+and brought me seven pound ten, cash down - an important sum of
+money in those days; and the governess, who was teaching Master
+John Holdock his scales, told me that Mrs. Holdock had told her to
+keep an eye on me, in case I went away with coats from the hat-rack.
+McPhee liked that pamphlet enormously, for it was composed in the
+Bouverie-Byzantine style, with baroque and rococo embellishments;
+and afterwards he introduced me to Mrs. McPhee, who succeeded Dinah
+in my heart; for Dinah was half a world away, and it is wholesome
+and antiseptic to love such a woman as Janet McPhee. They lived in
+a little twelve-pound house, close to the shipping. When McPhee
+was away Mrs. McPhee read the Lloyds column in the papers, and
+called on the wives of senior engineers of equal social standing.
+Once or twice, too, Mrs. Holdock visited Mrs. McPhee in a brougham
+with celluloid fittings, and I have reason to believe that, after
+she had played owner's wife long enough, they talked scandal. The
+Holdocks lived in an old-fashioned house with a big brick garden
+not a mile from the McPhees, for they stayed by their money as their
+money stayed by them; and in summer you met their brougham solemnly
+junketing by Theydon Bois or Loughton. But I was Mrs. McPhee's
+friend, for she allowed me to convoy her westward, sometimes, to
+theatres where she sobbed or laughed or shivered with a simple
+heart; and she introduced me to a new world of doctors' wives,
+captains' wives, and engineers' wives, whose whole talk and thought
+centred in and about ships and lines of ships you have never heard
+of. There were sailing-ships, with stewards and mahogany and maple
+saloons, trading to Australia, taking cargoes of consumptives and
+hopeless drunkards for whom a sea-voyage was recommended; there were
+frowzy little West African boats, full of rats and cockroaches,
+where men died anywhere but in their bunks; there were Brazilian
+boats whose cabins could be hired for merchandise, that went out
+loaded nearly awash; there were Zanzibar and Mauritius steamers and
+wonderful reconstructed boats that plied to the other tide of Borneo.
+These were loved and known, for they earned our bread and a little
+butter, and we despised the big Atlantic boats, and made fun of the
+P. & O. and Orient liners, and swore by our respective owners -
+Wesleyan, Baptist, or Presbyterian, as the case might be.
+
+I had only just come back to England when Mrs. McPhee invited me to
+dinner at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the notepaper was
+almost bridal in its scented creaminess. When I reached the house
+I saw that there were new curtains in the window that must have cost
+forty-five shillings a pair; and as Mrs. McPhee drew me into the
+little marble-papered hall, she looked at me keenly, and cried:
+
+"Have ye not heard? What d' ye think o' the hatrack?"
+
+Now, that hat-rack was oak-thirty shillings, at least. McPhee came
+down-stairs with a sober foot - he steps as lightly as a cat, for
+all his weight, when he is at sea - and shook hands in a new and
+awful manner - a parody of old Holdock's style when he says good-bye
+to his skippers. I perceived at once that a legacy had come to him,
+but I held my peace, though Mrs. McPhee begged me every thirty
+seconds to eat a great deal and say nothing. It was rather a mad
+sort of meal, because McPhee and his wife took hold of hands like
+little children (they always do after voyages), and nodded and
+winked and choked and gurgled, and hardly ate a mouthful.
+
+A female servant came in and waited; though Mrs. McPhee had told me
+time and again that she would thank no one to do her housework
+while she had her health. But this was a servant with a cap, and
+I saw Mrs. McPhee swell and swell under her garance-coloured gown.
+There is no small free-board to Janet McPhee, nor is garance any
+subdued tint; and with all this unexplained pride and glory in the
+air I felt like watching fireworks without knowing the festival.
+When the maid had removed the cloth she brought a pineapple that
+would have cost half a guinea at that season (only McPhee has his
+own way of getting such things, and a Canton china bowl of dried
+lichis, and a glass plate of preserved ginger, and a small jar of
+sacred and Imperial chow-chow that perfumed the room. McPhee gets
+it from a Dutchman in Java, and I think he doctors it with
+liqueurs. But the crown of the feast was some Madeira of the kind
+you can only come by if you know the wine and the man. A little
+maize-wrapped fig of clotted Madeira cigars went with the wine, and
+the rest was a pale blue smoky silence; Janet, in her splendour,
+smiling on us two, and patting McPhee's hand.
+
+"We'll drink," said McPhee, slowly, rubbing his chin, "to the eternal
+damnation o' Holdock, Steiner & Chase."
+
+Of course I answered "Amen," though I had made seven pound ten
+shillings out of the firm. McPhee's enemies were mine, and I was
+drinking his Madeira.
+
+"Ye've heard nothing?" said Janet. "Not a word, not a whisper?"
+
+"Not a word, nor a whisper. On my word, I have not."
+
+"Tell him, Mac," said she; and that is another proof of Janet's
+goodness and wifely love. A smaller woman would have babbled first,
+but Janet is five feet nine in her stockings.
+
+"We're rich," said McPhee. I shook hands all round.
+
+"We're damned rich," he added. I shook hands all round a second
+time.
+
+"I'll go to sea no more - unless - there's no sayin' - a private
+yacht, maybe - wi' a small an' handy auxiliary."
+
+"It's not enough for that," said Janet. "We're fair rich -
+well-to-do, but no more. A new gown for church, and one for the
+theatre. We'll have it made west."
+
+"How much is it? " I asked.
+
+"Twenty-five thousand pounds." I drew a long breath. "An' I've
+been earnin' twenty-five an' twenty pound a month!"
+
+The last words came away with a roar, as though the wide world was
+conspiring to beat him down.
+
+"All this time I'm waiting," I said. "I know nothing since last
+September. Was it left you?"
+
+They laughed aloud together. "It was left," said McPhee, choking.
+" Ou, ay, it was left. That's vara good. Of course it was left.
+Janet, d' ye note that? It was left. Now if you'd put that in your
+pamphlet it would have been vara jocose. It was left." He slapped
+his thigh and roared till the wine quivered in the decanter.
+
+The Scotch are a great people, but they are apt to hang over a joke
+too long, particularly when no one can see the point but themselves.
+
+"When I rewrite my pamphlet I'll put it in, McPhee. Only I must
+know something more first."
+
+McPhee thought for the length of half a cigar, while Janet caught
+my eye and led it round the room to one new thing after another -
+the new vine-pattern carpet, the new chiming rustic clock between
+the models of the Colombo outrigger-boats, the new inlaid sideboard
+with a purple cut-glass flower-stand, the fender of gilt and brass,
+and last, the new black-and-gold piano.
+
+"In October o' last year the Board sacked me," began McPhee. "In
+October o' last year the Breslau came in for winter overhaul. She'd
+been runnin' eight months - two hunder an' forty days - an' I was
+three days makin' up my indents, when she went to dry-dock. All
+told, mark you, it was this side o' three hunder pound - to be
+preceese, two hunder an' eighty-six pound four shillings. There's
+not another man could ha' nursed the Breslau for eight months to
+that tune. Never again - never again! They may send their boats to
+the bottom, for aught I care."
+
+"There's no need," said Janet, softly. "We're done wi' Holdock,
+Steiner & Chase."
+
+"It's irritatin', Janet, it's just irritatin'. I ha' been justified
+from first to last, as the world knows, but - but I canna forgie 'em.
+Ay, wisdom is justified o' her children; an' any other man than me
+wad ha' made the indent eight hunder. Hay was our skipper - ye'll
+have met him. They shifted him to the Torgau, an' bade me wait for
+the Breslau under young Bannister. Ye'll obsairve there'd been a
+new election on the Board. I heard the shares were sellin' hither
+an' yon, an' the major part of the Board was new to me. The old
+Board would ne'er ha' done it. They trusted me. But the new Board
+were all for reorganisation. Young Steiner - Steiner's son - the
+Jew, was at the bottom of it, an' they did not think it worth their
+while to send me word. The first I knew - an' I was Chief Engineer
+ - was the notice of the line's winter sailin's, and the Breslau
+timed for sixteen days between port an' port! Sixteen days, man!
+She's a good boat, but eighteen is her summer time, mark you.
+Sixteen was sheer flytin', kitin' nonsense, an' so I told young
+Bannister.
+
+"We've got to make it,' he said. 'Ye should not ha' sent in a three
+hunder pound indent.'
+
+"Do they look for their boats to be run on air?' I said. 'The
+Board's daft.'
+
+"'E'en tell 'em so,' he says. 'I'm a married man, an' my fourth's
+on the ways now, she says.'"
+
+"A boy - wi' red hair," Janet put in. Her own hair is the splendid
+red-gold that goes with a creamy complexion.
+
+"My word, I was an angry man that day! Forbye I was fond o' the old
+Breslau, I looked for a little consideration from the Board after
+twenty years' service. There was Board-meetin' on Wednesday, an' I
+slept overnight in the engine-room, takin' figures to support my
+case. Well, I put it fair and square before them all. 'Gentlemen,'
+I said, 'I've run the Breslau eight seasons, an' I believe there's
+no fault to find wi' my wark. But if ye haud to this' - I waggled
+the advertisement at 'em -'this that I've never heard of it till I
+read it at breakfast, I do assure you on my professional reputation,
+she can never do it. That is to say, she can for a while, but at
+a risk no thinkin' man would run.'
+
+"'What the deil d' ye suppose we pass your indents for?' says old
+Holdock. 'Man, we're spendin' money like watter.'
+
+"'I'll leave it in the Board's hands,' I said, 'if two hunder an'
+eighty-seven pound is anything beyond right and reason for eight
+months.' I might ha' saved my breath, for the Board was new since
+the last election, an' there they sat, the damned deevidend-huntin'
+ship-chandlers, deaf as the adders o' Scripture.
+
+"'We must keep faith wi' the public,' said young Steiner.
+
+"'Keep faith wi' the Breslau, then,' I said. 'She's served you well,
+an' your father before you. She'll need her bottom restiffenin',
+an' new bed-plates, an' turnin' out the forward boilers, an'
+re-turnin' all three cylinders, an' refacin' all guides, to begin
+with. It's a three months' job.'
+
+"'Because one employee is afraid? 'says young Steiner. 'Maybe a
+piano in the Chief Engineer's cabin would be more to the point.'
+
+"I crushed my cap in my hands, an' thanked God we'd no bairns an'
+a bit put by.
+
+"'Understand, gentlemen,' I said. 'If the Breslau is made a
+sixteen-day boat, ye'll find another engineer.'
+
+"'Bannister makes no objection,' said Holdock.
+
+"'I'm speakin' for myself,' I said. 'Bannister has bairns. 'An'
+then I lost my temper. 'Ye can run her into Hell an' out again if
+ye pay pilotage,' I said, 'but ye run without me.'
+
+"'That's insolence,' said young Steiner.
+
+"'At your pleasure,' I said, turnin' to go.
+
+"'Ye can consider yourself dismissed. We must preserve discipline
+among our employees,' said old Holdock, an' he looked round to see
+that the Board was with him. They knew nothin' - God forgie 'em -
+an' they nodded me out o' the line after twenty years - after twenty
+years.
+
+"I went out an' sat down by the hall porter to get my wits again.
+I'm thinkin' I swore at the Board. Then auld McRimmon - o'
+McNaughten & McRimmon - came, oot o' his office, that's on the same
+floor, an' looked at me, proppin' up one eyelid wi' his forefinger.
+Ye know they call him the Blind Deevil, forbye he onythin' but blind,
+an' no deevil in his dealin's wi' me - McRimmon o' the Black Bird Line.
+
+"'What's here, Mister McPhee? ' said he.
+
+"I was past prayin' for by then. 'A Chief Engineer sacked after
+twenty years' service because he'll not risk the Breslau on the new
+timin', an' be damned to ye, McRimmon,' I said.
+
+"The auld man sucked in his lips an' whistled. 'AH,' said he, 'the
+new timin'. I see!' He doddered into the Board-room I'd just left,
+an' the Dandie-dog that is just his blind man's leader stayed wi'
+me. That was providential. In a minute he was back again. 'Ye've
+cast your bread on the watter, McPhee, an' be damned to you,' he
+says. 'Whaur's my dog? My word, is he on your knee? There's more
+discernment in a dog than a Jew. What garred ye curse your Board,
+McPhee? It's expensive.'
+
+"'They'll pay more for the Breslau,' I said. 'Get off my knee, ye
+smotherin' beast.'
+
+"'Bearin's hot, eh?' said McRimmon. 'It's thirty year since a man
+daur curse me to my face. Time was I'd ha' cast ye doon the
+stairway for that.'
+
+"'Forgie's all!' I said. He was wearin' to eighty, as I knew. 'I
+was wrong, McRimmon; but when a man's shown the door for doin' his
+plain duty he's not always ceevil.'
+
+"'So I hear,' says McRimmon. 'Ha' ye ony objection to a tramp
+freighter? It's only fifteen a month, but they say the Blind Deevil
+feeds a man better than others. She's my Kite. Come ben. Ye can
+thank Dandie, here. I'm no used to thanks. An' noo,' says he, 'what
+possessed ye to throw up your berth wi' Holdock?'
+
+"'The new timin',' said I. 'The Breslau will not stand it.'
+
+"'Hoot, oot,' said he. 'Ye might ha' crammed her a little - enough
+to show ye were drivin' her - an' brought her in twa days behind.
+What's easier than to say ye slowed for bearin's, eh? All my men
+do it, and - I believe 'em.'
+
+"'McRimmon,' says I, 'what's her virginity to a lassie?'
+
+"He puckered his dry face an' twisted in his chair. 'The warld an'
+a',' says he. 'My God, the vara warld an' a' (But what ha' you or
+me to do wi' virginity, this late along?'
+
+"'This,' I said. 'There's just one thing that each one of us in his
+trade or profession will not do for ony consideration whatever. If
+I run to time I run to time barrio' always the risks o' the high
+seas. Less than that, under God, I have not done. More than that,
+by God, I will not do! There's no trick o' the trade I'm not
+acquaint wi' -'
+
+"'So I've heard,' says McRimmon, dry as a biscuit.
+
+"'But yon matter o' fair rennin"s just my Shekinah, ye'll understand.
+I daurna tamper wi' that. Nursing weak engines is fair craftsmanship;
+but what the Board ask is cheatin', wi' the risk o' manslaughter
+addeetional.' Ye'll note I know my business.
+
+"There was some more talk, an' next week I went aboard the Kite,
+twenty-five hunder ton, simple compound, a Black Bird tramp. The
+deeper she rode, the better she'd steam. I've snapped as much as
+eleven out of her, but eight point three was her fair normal. Good
+food forward an' better aft, all indents passed wi'out marginal
+remarks, the best coal, new donkeys, and good crews. There was
+nothin' the old man would not do, except paint. That was his
+deeficulty. Ye could no more draw paint than his last teeth from
+him. He'd come down to dock, an' his boats a scandal all along the
+watter, an' he'd whine an' cry an' say they looked all he could
+desire. Every owner has his non plus ultra, I've obsairved. Paint
+was McRimmon's. But you could get round his engines without riskin'
+your life, an', for all his blindness, I've seen him reject five
+flawed intermediates, one after the other, on a nod from me; an'
+his cattle-fittin's were guaranteed for North Atlantic winter
+weather. Ye ken what that means? McRimmon an' the Black Bird Line,
+God bless him!
+
+"Oh, I forgot to say she would lie down an' fill her forward deck
+green, an' snore away into a twenty-knot gale forty-five to the
+minute, three an' a half knots an hour, the engines runnin' sweet
+an' true as a bairn breathin' in its sleep. Bell was skipper; an'
+forbye there's no love lost between crews an' owners, we were fond
+o' the auld Blind Deevil an' his dog, an' I'm thinkin' he liked us.
+He was worth the windy side o' twa million sterlin', an' no friend
+to his own blood-kin. Money's an awfu' thing - overmuch - for a
+lonely man.
+
+I'd taken her out twice, there an' back again, when word came o'
+the Breslau's breakdown, just as I prophesied. Calder was her
+engineer - he's not fit to run a tug down the Solent - and he
+fairly lifted the engines off the bed-plates, an' they fell down
+in heaps, by what I heard. So she filled from the after
+stuffin'-box to the after bulkhead, an' lay star-gazing, with
+seventy-nine squealin' passengers in the saloon, till the
+Camaralzaman o' Ramsey & Gold's Cartagena line gave her a tow to
+the tune o' five thousand seven hunder an' forty pound, wi' costs
+in the Admiralty Court. She was helpless, ye'll understand, an' in
+no case to meet ony weather. Five thousand seven hunder an' forty
+pounds, with costs, an' exclusive o' new engines! They'd ha' done
+better to ha' kept me on the old timin'.
+
+"But, even so, the new Board were all for retrenchment. Young
+Steiner, the Jew, was at the bottom of it. They sacked men right
+an' left, that would not eat the dirt the Board gave 'em. They cut
+down repairs; they fed crews wi' leavin's an' scrapin's; and,
+reversin', McRimmon's practice, they hid their defeeciencies wi'
+paint an' cheap gildin'. Quem Deus vult perrdere prrius dementat,
+ye remember.
+
+"In January we went to dry-dock, an' in the next dock lay the Grotkau,
+their big freighter that was the Dolabella o' Piegan, Piegan & Walsh's
+line in '84 - a Clyde-built iron boat, a flat-bottomed,
+pigeon-breasted, under-engined, bull-nosed bitch of a five thousand
+ton freighter, that would neither steer, nor steam, nor stop when ye
+asked her. Whiles she'd attend to her helm, whiles she'd take charge,
+whiles she'd wait to scratch herself, an' whiles she'd buttock into
+a dockhead. But Holdock and Steiner had bought her cheap, and
+painted her all over like the Hoor o' Babylon, an' we called her the
+Hoor for short." (By the way, McPhee kept to that name throughout
+the rest of his tale; so you must read accordingly.) "I went to
+see young Bannister - he had to take what the Board gave him, an'
+he an' Calder were shifted together from the Breslau to this
+abortion - an' talkin' to him I went into the dock under her. Her
+plates were pitted till the men that were paint, paint, paintin'
+her laughed at it. But the warst was at the last. She'd a great
+clumsy iron twelve-foot Thresher propeller - Aitcheson designed the
+Kites' - and just on the tail o' the shaft, behind the boss, was a
+red weepin' crack ye could ha' put a penknife to. Man, it was an
+awful crack!
+
+"'When d' ye ship a new tail-shaft?' I said to Bannister.
+
+"He knew what I meant. 'Oh, yon's a superfeecial flaw,' says he,
+not lookin' at me.
+
+"'Superfeecial Gehenna!' I said. 'Ye'll not take her oot wi' a
+solution o' continuity that like.'
+
+"'They'll putty it up this evening,' he said. 'I'm a married man,
+an' - ye used to know the Board.'
+
+"I e'en said what was gied me in that hour. Ye know how a drydock
+echoes. I saw young Steiner standin' listenin' above me, an', man,
+he used language provocative of a breach o' the peace. I was a spy
+and a disgraced employ, an' a corrupter o' young Bannister's morals,
+an' he'd prosecute me for libel. He went away when I ran up the
+steps - I'd ha' thrown him into the dock if I'd caught him - an'
+there I met McRimmon, wi' Dandie pullin' on the chain, guidin' the
+auld man among the railway lines.
+
+"'McPhee,' said he, 'ye're no paid to fight Holdock, Steiner, Chase
+& Company, Limited, when ye meet. What's wrong between you?'
+
+"'No more than a tail-shaft rotten as a kail-stump. For ony sakes
+go an' look, McRimmon. It's a comedietta.'
+
+"'I'm feared o' yon conversational Hebrew,' said he. 'Whaur's the
+flaw, an' what like?'
+
+"'A seven-inch crack just behind the boss. There's no power on earth
+will fend it just jarrin' off.'
+
+"'When?'
+
+"'That's beyon' my knowledge,' I said.
+
+"'So it is; so it is,' said McRimmon. 'We've all oor leemitations.
+Ye're certain it was a crack?'
+
+"'Man, it's a crevasse,' I said, for there were no words to describe
+the magnitude of it. 'An' young Bannister's sayin' it's no more
+than a superfeecial flaw!'
+
+"'Weell, I tak' it oor business is to mind oor business. If ye've
+ony friends aboard her, McPhee, why not bid them to a bit dinner at
+Radley's?'
+
+"'I was thinkin' o' tea in the cuddy,' I said. 'Engineers o' tramp
+freighters cannot afford hotel prices.'
+
+"'Na! na!' says the auld man, whimperin'. 'Not the cuddy. They'll
+laugh at my Kite, for she's no plastered with paint like the Hoor.
+Bid them to Radley's, McPhee, an' send me the bill. Thank Dandie,
+here, man. I'm no used to thanks.' Then he turned him round. (I
+was just thinkin' the vara same thing.) 'Mister McPhee,' said he,
+'this is not senile dementia.'
+
+"'Preserve 's!' I said, clean jumped oot o' mysel'. 'I was but
+thinkin' you're fey, McRimmon.'
+
+"Dod, the auld deevil laughed till he nigh sat down on Dandie.
+'Send me the bill,' says he. 'I'm long past champagne, but tell me
+how it tastes the morn.'
+
+"Bell and I bid young Bannister and Calder to dinner at Radley's.
+They'll have no laughin' an' singin' there, but we took a private
+room - like yacht-owners fra' Cowes."
+
+McPhee grinned all over, and lay back to think.
+
+"And then?" said I.
+
+"We were no drunk in ony preceese sense o' the word, but Radley's
+showed me the dead men. There were six magnums o' dry champagne an'
+maybe a bottle o' whisky."
+
+"Do you mean to tell me that you four got away with a magnum and a
+half a piece, besides whisky " I demanded.
+
+McPhee looked down upon me from between his shoulders with toleration.
+
+"Man, we were not settin' down to drink," he said. "They no more
+than made us wutty. To be sure, young Bannister laid his head on
+the table an' greeted like a bairn, an' Calder was all for callin'
+on Steiner at two in the morn an' painting him galley-green; but
+they'd been drinkin' the afternoon. Lord, how they twa cursed the
+Board, an' the Grotkau, an' the tail-shaft, an' the engines, an' a'!
+They didna talk o' superfeecial flaws that night. I mind young
+Bannister an' Calder shakin' hands on a bond to be revenged on the
+Board at ony reasonable cost this side o' losing their certificates.
+Now mark ye how false economy ruins business. The Board fed them
+like swine (I have good reason to know it), an' I've obsairved wi'
+my ain people that if ye touch his stomach ye wauken the deil in a
+Scot. Men will tak' a dredger across the Atlantic if they 're well
+fed, an' fetch her somewhere on the broadside o' the Americas; but
+bad food's bad service the warld over.
+
+"The bill went to McRimmon, an' he said no more to me till the
+week-end, when I was at him for more paint, for we'd heard the Kite
+was chartered Liverpool-side. 'Bide whaur ye're put,' said the
+Blind Deevil. 'Man, do ye wash in champagne? The Kite's no leavin'
+here till I gie the order, an' - how am I to waste paint onher, wi'
+the Lammergeyer docked for who knows how long an' a'?'
+
+"She was our big freighter - McIntyre was engineer - an' I knew she'd
+come from overhaul not three months. That morn I met McRimmon's
+head-clerk - ye'll not know him - fair bitin' his nails off wi'
+mortification.
+
+"'The auld man's gone gyte,' says he. 'He's withdrawn the Lammergeyer.'
+
+"'Maybe he has reasons,' says I.
+
+"'Reasons! He's daft!'
+
+"'He'll no be daft till he begins to paint,' I said.
+
+"'That's just what he's done - and South American freights higher
+than we'll live to see them again. He's laid her up to paint her -
+to paint her - to paint her!' says the little clerk, dancin' like a
+hen on a hot plate. 'Five thousand ton o' potential freight rottin'
+in drydock, man; an' he dolin' the paint out in quarter-pound tins,
+for it cuts him to the heart, mad though he is. An' the Grotkau -
+the Grotkau of all conceivable bottoms - soaking up every pound that
+should be ours at Liverpool!'
+
+"I was staggered wi' this folly - considerin' the dinner at Radley's
+in connection wi' the same.
+
+"Ye may well stare, McPhee,' says the head-clerk. 'There's engines,
+an' rollin' stock, an' iron bridgesd' ye know what freights are noo?
+an' pianos, an' millinery, an' fancy Brazil cargo o' every species
+pourin' into the Grotkau - the Grotkau o' the Jerusalem firm - and
+the Lammergeyer's bein' painted!'
+
+"Losh, I thought he'd drop dead wi' the fits.
+
+"I could say no more than 'Obey orders, if ye break owners,' but on
+the Kite we believed McRimmon was mad; an' McIntyre of the Lammergeyer
+was for lockin' him up by some patent legal process he'd found in a
+book o' maritime law. An' a' that week South American freights rose
+an' rose. It was sinfu'!
+
+"Syne Bell got orders to tak' the Kite round to Liverpool in
+water-ballast, and McRimmon came to bid's good-bye, yammerin' an'
+whinin' o'er the acres o' paint he'd lavished on the Lammergeyer.
+
+"'I look to you to retrieve it,' says he. 'I look to you to
+reimburse me! 'Fore God, why are ye not cast off? Are ye dawdlin'
+in dock for a purpose?'
+
+"'What odds, McRimmon?' says Bell. 'We'll be a day behind the fair
+at Liverpool. The Grotkau's got all the freight that might ha' been
+ours an' the Lammergeyer's.' McRimmon laughed an' chuckled - the
+pairfect eemage o' senile dementia. Ye ken his eyebrows wark up an'
+down like a gorilla's.
+
+"'Ye're under sealed orders,' said he, tee-heein' an' scratchin'
+himself. 'Yon's they' - to be opened seriatim.
+
+"Says Bell, shufflin' the envelopes when the auld man had gone
+ashore: 'We're to creep round a' the south coast, standin' in for
+orders his weather, too. There's no question o' his lunacy now.'
+
+"Well, we buttocked the auld Kite along - vara bad weather we made
+ - standin' in all alongside for telegraphic orders, which are the
+curse o' skippers. Syne we made over to Holyhead, an' Bell opened
+the last envelope for the last instructions. I was wi' him in the
+cuddy, an' he threw it over to me, cryin': 'Did ye ever know the
+like, Mac?'
+
+"I'll no say what McRimmon had written, but he was far from mad.
+There was a sou'wester brewin' when we made the mouth o' the Mersey,
+a bitter cold morn wi' a grey-green sea and a grey-green sky -
+Liverpool weather, as they say; an' there we lay choppin', an' the
+crew swore. Ye canna keep secrets aboard ship. They thought
+McRimmon was mad, too.
+
+"Syne we saw the Grotkau rollin' oot on the top o' flood, deep an'
+double deep, wi' her new-painted funnel an' her new-painted boats
+an' a'. She looked her name, an', moreover, she coughed like it.
+Calder tauld me at Radley's what ailed his engines, but my own ear
+would ha' told me twa mile awa', by the beat o' them. Round we
+came, plungin' an' squatterin' in her wake, an' the wind cut wi'
+good promise o' more to come. By six it blew hard but clear, an'
+before the middle watch it was a sou'wester in airnest.
+
+"'She'll edge into Ireland, this gait,' says Bell. I was with him
+on the bridge, watchin' the Grotkau's port light. Ye canna see
+green so far as red, or we'd ha' kept to leeward. We'd no
+passengers to consider, an' (all eyes being on the Grotkau) we fair
+walked into a liner rampin' home to Liverpool. Or, to be preceese,
+Bell no more than twisted the Kite oot from under her bows, and
+there was a little damnin' betwix' the twa bridges. "Noo a
+passenger" - McPhee regarded me benignantly -"wad ha' told the
+papers that as soon as he got to the Customs. We stuck to the
+Grotkau's tail that night an' the next twa days - she slowed down
+to five knot by my reckonin' and we lapped along the weary way to
+the Fastnet."
+
+"But you don't go by the Fastnet to get to any South American port,
+do you?" I said.
+
+"We do not. We prefer to go as direct as may be. But we were
+followin' the Grotkau, an' she'd no walk into that gale for ony
+consideration. Knowin' what I did to her discredit, I couldna blame
+young Bannister. It was warkin' up to a North Atlantic winter gale,
+snow an' sleet an' a perishin' wind. Eh, it was like the Deil
+walkin' abroad o' the surface o' the deep, whuppin' off the top
+o' the waves before he made up his mind. They'd bore up against
+it so far, but the minute she was clear o' the Skelligs she fair
+tucked up her skirts an' ran for it by Dunmore Head. Wow, she
+rolled!
+
+"'She'll be makin' Smerwick,' says Bell.
+
+"She'd ha' tried for Ventry by noo if she meant that,' I said.
+
+"'They'll roll the funnel oot o' her, this gait,' says Bell. 'Why
+canna Bannister keep her head to sea?'
+
+"It's the tail-shaft. Ony rollin''s better than pitchin' wi'
+superfeecial cracks in the tail-shaft. Calder knows that much,' I
+said.
+
+"'It's ill wark retreevin' steamers this weather,' said Bell. His
+beard and whiskers were frozen to his oilskin, an' the spray was
+white on the weather side of him. Pairfect North Atlantic winter
+weather!
+
+"One by one the sea raxed away our three boats, an' the davits were
+crumpled like ram's horns.
+
+"'Yon's bad,' said Bell, at the last. 'Ye canna pass a hawser wi'oot
+a boat.' Bell was a vara judeecious man - for an Aberdonian.
+
+"I'm not one that fashes himself for eventualities outside the
+engine-room, so I e'en slipped down betwixt waves to see how the
+Kite fared. Man, she's the best geared boat of her class that ever
+left Clyde! Kinloch, my second, knew her as well as I did. I found
+him dryin' his socks on the main-steam, an' combin' his whiskers wi'
+the comb Janet gied me last year, for the warld an' a' as though we
+were in port. I tried the feed, speered into the stoke-hole,
+thumbed all bearin's, spat on the thrust for luck, gied 'em my
+blessin', an' took Kinloch's socks before I went up to the bridge
+again.
+
+"Then Bell handed me the wheel, an' went below to warm himself.
+When he came up my gloves were frozen to the spokes an' the ice
+clicked over my eyelids. Pairfect North Atlantic winter weather,
+as I was sayin'.
+
+"The gale blew out by night, but we lay in smotherin' cross-seas
+that made the auld Kite chatter from stem to stern. I slowed to
+thirty-four, I mind - no, thirty-seven. There was a long swell the
+morn, an' the Grotkau was headin' into it west awa'.
+
+"'She'll win to Rio yet, tail-shaft or no tail-shaft,' says Bell.
+
+"'Last night shook her,' I said. 'She'll jar it off yet, mark my
+word.'
+
+"We were then, maybe, a hunder and fifty mile westsou'west o' Slyne
+Head, by dead reckonin'. Next day we made a hunder an' thirty -
+ye'll note we were not racin-boats - an' the day after a hunder an'
+sixty-one, an' that made us, we'll say, Eighteen an' a bittock west,
+an' maybe Fifty-one an' a bittock north, crossin' all the North
+Atlantic liner lanes on the long slant, always in sight o' the
+Grotkau, creepin' up by night and fallin' awa' by day. After the
+gale it was cold weather wi' dark nights.
+
+"I was in the engine-room on Friday night, just before the middle
+watch, when Bell whustled down the tube: 'She's done it'; an' up I
+came.
+
+"The Grotkau was just a fair distance south, an' one by one she ran
+up the three red lights in a vertical line - the sign of a steamer
+not under control.
+
+"'Yon's a tow for us,' said Bell, lickin' his chops. 'She'll be
+worth more than the Breslau. We'll go down to her, McPhee!'
+
+"'Bide a while,' I said. 'The seas fair throng wi' ships here.'
+
+"'Reason why,' said Bell. 'It's a fortune gaun beggin'. What d'
+ye think, man?'
+
+"'Gie her till daylight. She knows we're here. If Bannister needs
+help he'll loose a rocket.'
+
+"'Wha told ye Bannister's need? We'll ha' some rag-an'-bone tramp
+snappin' her up under oor nose,' said he; an' he put the wheel over.
+We were goin' slow.
+
+"'Bannister wad like better to go home on a liner an' eat in the
+saloon. Mind ye what they said o' Holdock & Steiner's food that
+night at Radley's? Keep her awa', man - keep her awa'. A tow's a
+tow, but a derelict's big salvage.'
+
+"'E-eh! 'said Bell. 'Yon's an inshot o' yours, Mac. I love ye like
+a brother. We'll bide whaur we are till daylight'; an' he kept her
+awa'.
+
+"Syne up went a rocket forward, an' twa on the bridge, an' a blue
+light aft. Syne a tar-barrel forward again.
+
+"'She's sinkin',' said Bell. 'It's all gaun, an' I'll get no more
+than a pair o' night-glasses for pickin' up young Bannister - the
+fool!'
+
+"' Fair an' soft again,' I said. 'She's signallin' to the south
+of us. Bannister knows as well as I that one rocket would bring
+the Breslau. He'll no be wastin' fireworks for nothin'. Hear her
+ca'!'
+
+"The Grotkau whustled an' whustled for five minutes, an' then there
+were more fireworks - a regular exhibeetion.
+
+"'That's no for men in the regular trade,' says Bell. 'Ye're right,
+Mac. That's for a cuddy full o' passengers.' He blinked through
+the night-glasses when it lay a bit thick to southward.
+
+"'What d' ye make of it?' I said.
+
+"'Liner,' he says. 'Yon's her rocket. Ou, ay; they've waukened
+the gold-strapped skipper, an' - noo they've waukened the passengers.
+They're turnin' on the electrics, cabin by cabin. Yon's anither
+rocket! They're comin' up to help the perishin' in deep watters.'
+
+"'Gie me the glass,' I said. But Bell danced on the bridge, clean
+dementit. 'Mails-mails-mails!' said he. 'Under contract wi' the
+Government for the due conveyance o' the mails; an' as such, Mac,
+yell note, she may rescue life at sea, but she canna tow! - she
+canna tow! Yon's her night-signal. She'll be up in half an hour!'
+
+"'Gowk!' I said, 'an' we blazin' here wi' all oor lights. Oh, Bell,
+ye're a fool!'
+
+"He tumbled off the bridge forward, an' I tumbled aft, an' before
+ye could wink our lights were oot, the engine-room hatch was covered,
+an' we lay pitch-dark, watchin' the lights o' the liner come up that
+the Grotkau'd been signallin' to. Twenty knot an hour she came,
+every cabin lighted, an' her boats swung awa'. It was grandly done,
+an' in the inside of an hour. She stopped like Mrs. Holdock's
+machine; down went the gangway, down went the boats, an' in ten
+minutes we heard the passengers cheerin', an' awa' she fled.
+
+"'They'll tell o' this all the days they live,' said Bell. 'A
+rescue at sea by night, as pretty as a play. Young Bannister an'
+Calder will be drinkin' in the saloon, an' six months hence the
+Board o' Trade 'll gie the skipper a pair o' binoculars. It's
+vara philanthropic all round.'
+
+"We'll lay by till day - ye may think we waited for it wi' sore
+eyes an' there sat the Grotkau, her nose a bit cocked, just leerin'
+at us. She looked paifectly ridiculous.
+
+"'She'll be fillin' aft,' says Bell; 'for why is she down by the
+stern? The tail-shaft's punched a hole in her, an' - we 've no
+boats. There's three hunder thousand pound sterlin', at a
+conservative estimate, droonin' before our eyes. What's to do?'
+An' his bearin's got hot again in a minute: he was an incontinent
+man.
+
+"'Run her as near as ye daur,' I said. 'Gie me a jacket an' a
+lifeline, an' I'll swum for it.' There was a bit lump of a sea,
+an' it was cold in the wind - vara cold; but they'd gone overside
+like passengers, young Bannister an' Calder an' a', leaving the
+gangway down on the lee-side. It would ha' been a flyin' in the
+face o' manifest Providence to overlook the invitation. We were
+within fifty yards o' her while Kinloch was garmin' me all over wi'
+oil behind the galley; an' as we ran past I went outboard for the
+salvage o' three hunder thousand pound. Man, it was perishin'
+cold, but I'd done my job judgmatically, an' came scrapin' all
+along her side slap on to the lower gratin' o' the gangway. No
+one more astonished than me, I assure ye. Before I'd caught my
+breath I'd skinned both my knees on the gratin', an' was climbin'
+up before she rolled again. I made my line fast to the rail, an'
+squattered aft to young Bannister's cabin, whaaur I dried me wi'
+everything in his bunk, an' put on every conceivable sort o' rig
+I found till the blood was circulatin'. Three pair drawers, I mind
+I found - to begin upon - an' I needed them all. It was the
+coldest cold I remember in all my experience.
+
+"Syne I went aft to the engine-room. The Grotkau sat on her own
+tail, as they say. She was vara shortshafted, an' her gear was all
+aft. There was four or five foot o' water in the engine-room
+slummockin' to and fro, black an' greasy; maybe there was six foot.
+The stoke-hold doors were screwed home, an' the stoke-hold was tight
+enough, but for a minute the mess in the engine-room deceived me.
+Only for a minute, though, an' that was because I was not, in a
+manner o' speakin', as calm as ordinar'. I looked again to mak'
+sure. 'T was just black wi' bilge: dead watter that must ha' come
+in fortuitously, ye ken."
+
+"McPhee, I'm only a passenger," I said, "but you don't persuade me
+that six foot o' water can come into an engine-room fortuitously."
+
+"Who's tryin' to persuade one way or the other?" McPhee retorted.
+"I'm statin' the facts o' the case - the simple, natural facts. Six
+or seven foot o' dead watter in the engine-room is a vara depressin'
+sight if ye think there's like to be more comin'; but I did not
+consider that such was likely, and so, yell note, I was not
+depressed."
+
+"That's all very well, but I want to know about the water," I said.
+
+"I've told ye. There was six feet or more there, wi' Calder's cap
+floatin' on top."
+
+"Where did it come from?"
+
+"Weel, in the confusion o' things after the propeller had dropped
+off an' the engines were racin' an' a', it's vara possible that
+Calder might ha' lost it off his head an' no troubled himself to
+pick it up again. I remember seem' that cap on him at Southampton."
+
+"I don't want to know about the cap. I'm asking where the water
+came from and what it was doing there, and why you were so certain
+that it wasn't a leak, McPhee?"
+
+"For good reason-for good an' sufficient reason."
+
+"Give it to me, then."
+
+"Weel, it's a reason that does not properly concern myself only.
+To be preceese, I'm of opinion that it was due, the watter, in part
+to an error o' judgment in another man. We can a' mak' mistakes."
+
+"Oh, I beg your pardon?"
+
+"I got me to the rail again, an', 'What's wrang?' said Bell, hailin'.
+
+"'She'll do,' I said. 'Send's o'er a hawser, an' a man to steer.
+I'll pull him in by the life-line.'
+
+"I could see heads bobbin' back an' forth, an' a whuff or two o'
+strong words. Then Bell said: 'They'll not trust themselves - one
+of 'em - in this waiter - except Kinloch, an' I'll no spare him.'
+
+"'The more salvage to me, then,' I said. 'I'll make shift solo.'
+
+"Says one dock-rat, at this: 'D' ye think she's safe?'
+
+"'I'll guarantee ye nothing,' I said, 'except maybe a hammerin' for
+keepin' me this long.'
+
+"Then he sings out: 'There's no more than one lifebelt, an' they
+canna find it, or I'd come.'
+
+"'Throw him over, the Jezebel,' I said, for I was oot o' patience;
+an' they took haud o' that volunteer before he knew what was in
+store, and hove him over, in the bight of my life-line. So I e'en
+hauled him upon the sag of it, hand over fist - a vara welcome
+recruit when I'd tilted the salt watter oot of him: for, by the
+way, he could na swim.
+
+"Syne they bent a twa-inch rope to the life-line, an' a hawser to
+that, an' I led the rope o'er the drum of a hand-winch forward, an'
+we sweated the hawser inboard an' made it fast to the Grotkau's
+bitts.
+
+"Bell brought the Kite so close I feared she'd roll in an' do the
+Grotkau's plates a mischief. He hove anither life-line to me, an'
+went astern, an' we had all the weary winch work to do again wi' a
+second hawser. For all that, Bell was right: we'd along tow before
+us, an' though Providence had helped us that far, there was no
+sense in leavin' too much to its keepin'. When the second hawser
+was fast, I was wet wi' sweat, an' I cried Bell to tak' up his
+slack an' go home. The other man was by way o' helpin' the work wi'
+askin' for drinks, but I e'en told him he must hand reef an' steer,
+beginnin' with steerin', for I was goin' to turn in. He steered -
+oh, ay, he steered, in a manner o' speakin'. At the least, he
+grippit the spokes an' twiddled 'em an' looked wise, but I doubt if
+the Hoor ever felt it. I turned in there an' then, to young
+Bannister's bunk, an' slept past expression. I waukened ragin' wi'
+hunger, a fair lump o' sea runnin', the Kite snorin' awa' four knots
+an hour; an' the Grotkau slappin' her nose under, an' yawin' an'
+standin' over at discretion. She was a most disgracefu' tow. But
+the shameful thing of all was the food. I raxed me a meal fra
+galley-shelves an' pantries an' lazareetes an' cubby-holes that I
+would not ha' gied to the mate of a Cardiff collier; an' ye ken we
+say a Cardiff mate will eat clinkers to save waste. I'm sayin' it
+was simply vile! The crew had written what they thought of it on
+the new paint o' the fo'c'sle, but I had not a decent soul wi' me
+to complain on. There was nothin' for me to do save watch the
+hawsers an' the Kite's tail squatterin' down in white watter when
+she lifted to a sea; so I got steam on the after donkey-pump, an'
+pumped oot the engine-room. There's no sense in leavin' waiter
+loose in a ship. When she was dry, I went doun the shaft-tunnel,
+an' found she was leakin' a little through the stuffin'box, but
+nothin' to make wark. The propeller had e'en jarred off, as I knew
+it must, an' Calder had been waitin' for it to go wi' his hand on
+the gear. He told me as much when I met him ashore. There was
+nothin' started or strained. It had just slipped awa' to the bed o'
+the Atlantic as easy as a man dyin' wi' due warning - a most
+providential business for all concerned. Syne I took stock o' the
+Grotkau's upper works. Her boats had been smashed on the davits, an'
+here an' there was the rail missin', an' a ventilator or two had
+fetched awa', an' the bridge-rails were bent by the seas; but her
+hatches were tight, and she'd taken no sort of harm. Dod, I came
+to hate her like a human bein', for I was eight weary days aboard,
+starvin' - ay, starvin' - within a cable's length o' plenty. All
+day I laid in the bunk reading the' Woman-Hater,' the grandest book
+Charlie Reade ever wrote, an' pickin' a toothful here an' there.
+It was weary, weary work. Eight days, man, I was aboard the Grotkau,
+an' not one full meal did I make. Sma' blame her crew would not
+stay by her. The other man? Oh I warked him wi' a vengeance to
+keep him warm.
+
+"It came on to blow when we fetched soundin's, an' that kept me
+standin' by the hawsers, lashed to the capstan, breathin' twixt
+green seas. I near died o' cauld an' hunger, for the Grotkau towed
+like a barge, an' Bell howkit her along through or over. It was
+vara thick up-Channel, too. We were standin' in to make some sort
+o' light, an' we near walked over twa three fishin'-boats, an' they
+cried us we were overclose to Falmouth. Then we were near cut down
+by a drunken foreign fruiter that was blunderin' between us an' the
+shore, and it got thicker an' thicker that night, an' I could feel
+by the tow Bell did not know whaur he was. Losh, we knew in the
+morn, for the wind blew the fog oot like a candle, an' the sun came
+clear; and as surely as McRimmon gied me my cheque, the shadow o'
+the Eddystone lay across our tow-rope! We were that near - ay, we
+were that near! Bell fetched the Kite round with the jerk that
+came close to tearin' the bitts out o' the Grotkau, an' I mind I
+thanked my Maker in young Bannister's cabin when we were inside
+Plymouth breakwater.
+
+"The first to come aboard was McRimmon, wi' Dandie. Did I tell you
+our orders were to take anything we found into Plymouth? The auld
+deil had just come down overnight, puttin' two an' two together from
+what Calder had told him when the liner landed the Grotkau's men.
+He had preceesely hit oor time. I'd hailed Bell for something to
+eat, an' he sent it o'er in the same boat wi' McRimmon, when the
+auld man came to me. He grinned an' slapped his legs and worked
+his eyebrows the while I ate.
+
+"'How do Holdock, Steiner & Chase feed their men?' said he.
+
+"'Ye can see,' I said, knockin' the top off another beer-bottle.
+'I did not sign to be starved, McRimmon.'
+
+"'Nor to swum, either,' said he, for Bell had tauld him how I
+carried the line aboard. 'Well, I'm thinkin' you'll be no loser.
+What freight could we ha' put into the Lammergeyer would equal
+salvage on four hunder thousand pounds - hull an' cargo? Eh,
+McPhee? This cuts the liver out o' Holdock, Steiner, Chase &
+Company, Limited. Eh, McPhee? An' I'm sufferin' from senile
+dementia now? Eh, MCPhee? An' I'm not daft, am I, till I begin
+to paint the Lammergeyer? Eh, McPhee? Ye may weel lift your leg,
+Dandie! I ha' the laugh o' them all. Ye found watter in the
+engine-room?'
+
+"'To speak wi'oot prejudice,' I said, ' there was some watter.'
+
+"'They thought she was sinkin' after the propeller went. She filled
+wi' extraordinary rapeedity. Calder said it grieved him an'
+Bannister to abandon her.'
+
+"I thought o' the dinner at Radley's, an' what like o' food I'd
+eaten for eight days.
+
+"'It would grieve them sore,' I said.
+
+"'But the crew would not hear o' stayin' and workin' her back under
+canvas. They're gaun up an' down sayin' they'd ha' starved first.'
+
+"'They'd ha' starved if they'd stayed,' said I.
+
+"'I tak' it, fra Calder's account, there was a mutiny a'most.'
+
+"'Ye know more than I, McRimmon' I said. 'Speakin' wi'oot prejudice,
+for we're all in the same boat, who opened the bilgecock?'
+
+"'Oh, that's it - is it?' said the auld man, an' I could see he was
+surprised. 'A bilge-cock, ye say?'
+
+"'I believe it was a bilge-cock. They were all shut when I came
+aboard, but some one had flooded the engine-room eight feet over all,
+and shut it off with the worm-an'-wheel gear from the second gratin'
+afterwards.'
+
+"'Losh!' said McRimmon. 'The ineequity o' man's beyond belief.
+But it's awfu' discreditable to Holdock, Steiner & Chase, if that
+came oot in court.'
+
+"'It's just my own curiosity,' I said.
+
+"'Aweel, Dandie's afflicted wi' the same disease. Dandie, strive
+against curiosity, for it brings a little dog into traps an'
+suchlike. Whaur was the Kite when yon painted liner took off the
+Grotkau's people?'
+
+"'Just there or thereabouts,' I said.
+
+"'An' which o' you twa thought to cover your lights?' said he,
+winkin'.
+
+"'Dandle,' I said to the dog, 'we must both strive against curiosity.
+It's an unremunerative business. What's our chance o' salvage,
+Dandie?'
+
+"He laughed till he choked. 'Tak' what I gie you, McPhee, an' be
+content,' he said. 'Lord, how a man wastes time when he gets old.
+Get aboard the Kite, mon, as soon as ye can. I've clean forgot
+there's a Baltic charter yammerin' for you at London. That'll be
+your last voyage, I'm thinkin', excep' by way o' pleasure.'
+
+"Steiner's men were comin' aboard to take charge an' tow her round,
+an' I passed young Steiner in a boat as I went to the Kite. He
+looked down his nose; but McRimmon pipes up: 'Here's the man ye owe
+the Grotkau to - at a price, Steiner - at a price! Let me introduce
+Mr. McPhee to you. Maybe ye've met before; but ye've vara little
+luck in keepin' your men - ashore or afloat!'
+
+"Young Steiner looked angry enough to eat him as he chuckled an'
+whustled in his dry old throat.
+
+"'Ye've not got your award yet,' Steiner says.
+
+"'Na, na,' says the auld man, in a screech ye could hear to the Hoe,
+'but I've twa million sterlin', an' no bairns, ye Judeeas Apella,
+if ye mean to fight; an' I'll match ye p'und for p'und till the last
+p'und's oot. Ye ken me, Steiner! I'm McRimmon o' McNaughten &
+McRimmon!'
+
+"'Dod,' he said betwix' his teeth, sittin' back in the boat, 'I've
+waited fourteen year to break that Jewfirm, an' God be thankit I'll
+do it now.'
+
+"The Kite was in the Baltic while the auld man was warkin' his warks,
+but I know the assessors valued the Grotkau, all told, at over three
+hunder and sixty thousand - her manifest was a treat o' richness -
+an' McRimmon got a third for salvin' an abandoned ship. Ye see,
+there's vast deeference between towin' a ship wi' men on her an'
+pickin' up a derelict - a vast deeference - in pounds sterlin'.
+Moreover, twa three o' the Grotkau's crew were burnin' to testify
+about food, an' there was a note o' Calder to the Board, in regard
+to the tail-shaft, that would ha' been vara damagin' if it had come
+into court. They knew better than to fight.
+
+"Syne the Kite came back, an' McRimmon paid off me an' Bell
+personally, an' the rest of the crew pro rata, I believe it's ca'ed.
+My share - oor share, I should say - was just twenty-five thousand
+pound sterlin'."
+
+At this point Janet jumped up and kissed him.
+
+"Five-and-twenty thousand pound sterlin'. Noo, I'm fra the North,
+and I'm not the like to fling money awa' rashly, but I'd gie six
+months' pay - one hunder an' twenty pounds - to know who flooded
+the engine-room of the Grotkau. I'm fairly well acquaint wi'
+McRimmon's eediosyncrasies, and he'd no hand in it. It was not
+Calder, for I've asked him, an' he wanted to fight me. It would
+be in the highest degree unprofessional o' Calder - not fightin',
+but openin' bilge-cocks - but for a while I thought it was him. Ay,
+I judged it might be him - under temptation."
+
+"What's your theory?" I demanded.
+
+"Weel, I'm inclined to think it was one o' those singular providences
+that remind us we're in the hands o' Higher Powers." .
+
+"It couldn't open and shut itself?"
+
+"I did not mean that; but some half-starvin' oiler or, maybe, trimmer
+must ha' opened it awhile to mak' sure o' leavin' the Grotkau. It's
+a demoralisin' thing to see an engine-room flood up after any
+accident to the gear - demoralisin' and deceptive both. Aweel, the
+man got what he wanted, for they went aboard the liner cryin' that
+the Grotkau was sinkin'. But it's curious to think o' the
+consequences. In a' human probability, he's bein' damned in heaps
+at the present moment aboard another tramp freighter; an' here am
+I, wi' five-an'-twenty thousand pound invested, resolute to go to
+sea no more - providential's the preceese word - except as a
+passenger, ye'll understand, Janet."
+
+ * * * * * * * * * * * *
+
+McPhee kept his word. He and Janet went for a voyage as passengers
+in the first-class saloon. They paid seventy pounds for their
+berths; and Janet found a very sick woman in the second-class
+saloon, so that for sixteen days she lived below, and chatted with
+the stewardesses at the foot of the second-saloon stairs while her
+patient slept. McPhee was a passenger for exactly twenty-four
+hours. Then the engineers' mess - where the oilcloth tables are -
+joyfully took him to its bosom, and for the rest of the voyage that
+company was richer by the unpaid services of a highly certificated
+engineer.
+
+
+
+
+AN ERROR IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION
+
+
+Before he was thirty, he discovered that there was no one to play
+with him. Though the wealth of three toilsome generations stood to
+his account, though his tastes in the matter of books, bindings,
+rugs, swords, bronzes, lacquer, pictures, plate, statuary, horses,
+conservatories, and agriculture were educated and catholic, the
+public opinion of his country wanted to know why he did not go to
+office daily, as his father had before him.
+
+So he fled, and they howled behind him that he was an unpatriotic
+Anglomaniac, born to consume fruits, one totally lacking in public
+spirit. He wore an eyeglass; he had built a wall round his country
+house, with a high gate that shut, instead of inviting America to
+sit on his flower-beds; he ordered his clothes from England; and
+the press of his abiding city cursed him, from his eye-glass to his
+trousers, for two consecutive days.
+
+When he rose to light again, it was where nothing less than the
+tents of an invading army in Piccadilly would make any difference
+to anybody. If he had money and leisure, England stood ready to
+give him all that money and leisure could buy. That price paid,
+she would ask no questions. He took his cheque-book and accumulated
+things - warily at first, for he remembered that in America things
+own the man. To his delight, he discovered that in England he
+could put his belongings under his feet; for classes, ranks, and
+denominations of people rose, as it were, from the earth, and
+silently and discreetly took charge of his possessions. They had
+been born and bred for that sole purpose - servants of the
+cheque-book. When that was at an end they would depart as
+mysteriously as they had come.
+
+The impenetrability of this regulated life irritated him, and he
+strove to learn something of the human side of these people. He
+retired baffled, to be trained by his menials. In America, the
+native demoralises the English servant. In England, the servant
+educates the master. Wilton Sargent strove to learn all they taught
+as ardently as his father had striven to wreck, before capture, the
+railways of his native land; and it must have been some touch of
+the old bandit railway blood that bade him buy, for a song, Holt
+Hangars, whose forty-acre lawn, as every one knows, sweeps down in
+velvet to the quadruple tracks of the Great Buchonian Railway. Their
+trains flew by almost continuously, with a bee-like drone in the day
+and a flutter of strong wings at night. The son of Merton Sargent
+had good right to be interested in them. He owned controlling
+interests in several thousand miles of track, - not permanent way,
+ - built on altogether different plans, where locomotives eternally
+whistled for grade-crossings, and parlor-cars of fabulous expense
+and unrestful design skated round curves that the Great Buchonian
+would have condemned as unsafe in a construction-line. From the
+edge of his lawn he could trace the chaired metals falling away,
+rigid as a bowstring, into the valley of the Prest, studded with the
+long perspective of the block signals, buttressed with stone, and
+carried, high above all possible risk, on a forty-foot embankment.
+
+Left to himself, he would have builded a private car, and kept it
+at the nearest railway-station, Amberley Royal, five miles away.
+But those into whose hands he had committed himself for his English
+training had little knowledge of railways and less of private cars.
+The one they knew was something that existed in the scheme of things
+for their convenience. The other they held to be "distinctly
+American"; and, with the versatility of his race, Wilton Sargent had
+set out to be just a little more English than the English.
+
+He succeeded to admiration. He learned not to redecorate Holt
+Hangars, though he warmed it; to leave his guests alone; to refrain
+from superfluous introductions; to abandon manners of which he had
+great store, and to hold fast by manner which can after labour be
+acquired. He learned to let other people, hired for the purpose,
+attend to the duties for which they were paid. He learned - this
+he got from a ditcher on the estate - that every man with whom he
+came in contact had his decreed position in the fabric of the realm,
+which position he would do well to consult. Last mystery of all,
+he learned to golf - well: and when an American knows the innermost
+meaning of "Don't press, slow back, and keep your eye on the ball,"
+he is, for practical purposes, denationalised.
+
+His other education proceeded on the pleasantest lines. Was he
+interested in any conceivable thing in heaven above, or the earth
+beneath, or the waters under the earth? Forthwith appeared at his
+table, guided by those safe hands into which he had fallen, the
+very men who had best said, done, written, explored, excavated,
+built, launched, created, or studied that one thing - herders of
+books and prints in the British Museum; specialists in scarabs,
+cartouches, and dynasties Egyptian; rovers and raiders from the
+heart of unknown lands; toxicologists; orchid-hunters; monographers
+on flint implements, carpets, prehistoric man, or early Renaissance
+music. They came, and they played with him. They asked no
+questions; they cared not so much as a pin who or what he was. They
+demanded only that he should be able to talk and listen courteously.
+Their work was done elsewhere and out of his sight.
+
+There were also women.
+
+"Never," said Wilton Sargent to himself, "has an American seen
+England as I'm seeing it"; and he thought, blushing beneath the
+bedclothes, of the unregenerate and blatant days when he would steam
+to office, down the Hudson, in his twelve-hundred-ton ocean-going
+steam-yacht, and arrive, by gradations, at Bleecker Street, hanging
+on to a leather strap between an Irish washerwoman and a German
+anarchist. If any of his guests had seen him then they would have
+said: "How distinctly American!" and - Wilton did not care for that
+tone. He had schooled himself to an English walk, and, so long as
+he did not raise it, an English voice. He did not gesticulate with
+his hands; he sat down on most of his enthusiasms, but he could not
+rid himself of The Shibboleth. He would ask for the Worcestershire
+sauce: even Howard, his immaculate butler, could not break him of
+this.
+
+It was decreed that he should complete his education in a wild and
+wonderful manner, and, further, that I should be in at that death.
+
+Wilton had more than once asked me to Holt Hangars, for the purpose
+of showing how well the new life fitted him, and each time I had
+declared it creaseless. His third invitation was more informal
+than the others, and he hinted of some matter in which he was
+anxious for my sympathy or counsel, or both. There is room for an
+infinity of mistakes when a man begins to take liberties with his
+nationality; and I went down expecting things. A seven-foot
+dog-cart and a groom in the black Holt Hangars livery met me at
+Amberley Royal. At Holt Hangars I was received by a person of
+elegance and true reserve, and piloted to my luxurious chamber.
+There were no other guests in the house, and this set me thinking.
+
+Wilton came into my room about half an hour before dinner, and though
+his face was masked with a drop-curtain of highly embroidered
+indifference, I could see that he was not at ease. In time, for he
+was then almost as difficult to move as one of my own countrymen, I
+extracted the tale - simple in its extravagance, extravagant in its
+simplicity. It seemed that Hackman of the British Museum had been
+staying with him about ten days before, boasting of scarabs. Hackman
+has a way of carrying really priceless antiquities on his tie-ring
+and in his trouser pockets. Apparently, he had intercepted something
+on its way to the Boulak Museum which, he said, was "a genuine
+Amen-Hotepa queen's scarab of the Fourth Dynasty." Now Wilton had
+bought from Cassavetti, whose reputation is not above suspicion, a
+scarab of much the same scarabeousness, and had left it in his London
+chambers. Hackman at a venture, but knowing Cassavetti, pronounced
+it an imposition. There was long discussion - savant versus
+millionaire, one saying: " ut I know it cannot be"; and the other:
+"But I can and will prove it." Wilton found it necessary for his
+soul's satisfaction to go up to town, then and there, - a forty-mile
+run, - and bring back the scarab before dinner. It was at this point
+that he began to cut corners with disastrous results. Amberley Royal
+station being five miles away, and putting in of horses a matter of
+time, Wilton had told Howard, the immaculate butler, to signal the
+next train to stop; and Howard, who was more of a man of resource
+than his master gave him credit for, had, with the red flag of the
+ninth hole of the links which crossed the bottom of the lawn,
+signalled vehemently to the first down-train; and it had stopped.
+Here Wilton's account became confused. He attempted, it seems, to
+get into that highly indignant express, but a guard restrained him
+with more or less force - hauled him, in fact, backyards from the
+window of a locked carriage. Wilton must have struck the gravel
+with some vehemence, for the consequences, he admitted, were a free
+fight on the line in which he lost his hat, and was at last dragged
+into the guard's van and set down breathless.
+
+He had pressed money upon the man, and very foolishly had explained
+everything but his name. This he clung to, for he had a vision of
+tall head-lines in the New York papers, and well knew no son of
+Merton Sargent could expect mercy that side the water. The guard,
+to Wilton's amazement, refused the money on the grounds that this
+was a matter for the Company to attend to. Wilton insisted on his
+incognito, and, therefore, found two policemen waiting for him at
+St. Botolph terminus. When he expressed a wish to buy a new hat
+and telegraph to his friends, both policemen with one voice warned
+him that whatever he said would be used as evidence against him;
+and this had impressed Wilton tremendously.
+
+"They were so infernally polite," he said. "If they had clubbed me
+I wouldn't have cared; but it was, 'Step this way, sir,' and, 'Up
+those stairs, please, sir,' till they jailed me - jailed me like a
+common drunk, and I had to stay in a filthy little cubby-hole of a
+cell all night."
+
+"That comes of not giving your name and not wiring your lawyer," I
+replied. "What did you get?"
+
+"Forty shillings, or a month," said Wilton, promptly, - "next morning
+bright and early. They were working us off, three a minute. A girl
+in a pink hat - she was brought in at three in the morning - got ten
+days. I suppose I was lucky. I must have knocked his senses out of
+the guard. He told the old duck on the bench that I had told him I
+was a sergeant in the army, and that I was gathering beetles on the
+track. That comes of trying to explain to an Englishman."
+
+"And you?"
+
+"Oh, I said nothing. I wanted to get out. I paid my fine, and
+bought a new hat, and came up here before noon next morning. There
+were a lot of people in the house, and I told ' em I'd been
+unavoidably detained, and then they began to recollect engagements
+elsewhere. Hackman must have seen the fight on the track and made
+a story of it. I suppose they thought it was distinctly American
+ - confound 'em! It's the only time in my life that I've ever
+flagged a train, and I wouldn't have done it but for that scarab.
+'T wouldn't hurt their old trains to be held up once in a while."
+
+"Well, it's all over now," I said, choking a little. "And your name
+didn't get into the papers. It is rather transatlantic when you
+come to think of it."
+
+"Over!" Wilton grunted savagely. "It's only just begun. That
+trouble with the guard was just common, ordinary assault - merely
+a little criminal business. The flagging of the train is civil,
+infernally civil, - and means something quite different. They're
+after me for that now."
+
+"Who?"
+
+"The Great Buchonian. There was a man in court watching the case
+on behalf of the Company. I gave him my name in a quiet corner
+before I bought my hat, and - come to dinner now; I'll show you the
+results afterwards." The telling of his wrongs had worked Wilton
+Sargent into a very fine temper, and I do not think that my
+conversation soothed him. In the course of the dinner, prompted
+by a devil of pure mischief, I dwelt with loving insistence on
+certain smells and sounds of New York which go straight to the heart
+of the native in foreign parts; and Wilton began to ask many
+questions about his associates aforetime - men of the New York Yacht
+Club, Storm King, or the Restigouche, owners of rivers, ranches,
+and shipping in their playtime, lords of railways, kerosene, wheat,
+and cattle in their offices. When the green mint came, I gave him
+a peculiarly oily and atrocious cigar, of the brand they sell in the
+tessellated, electric-lighted, with expensive-pictures-of-the-nude
+adorned bar of the Pandemonium, and Wilton chewed the end for
+several minutes ere he lit it. The butler left us alone, and the
+chimney of the oak-panelled diningroom began to smoke.
+
+"That's another!" said he, poking the fire savagely, and I knew
+what he meant. One cannot put steam-heat in houses where Queen
+Elizabeth slept. The steady beat of a night-mail, whirling down
+the valley, recalled me to business. "What about the Great
+Buchonian?" I said.
+
+"Come into my study. That's all - as yet."
+
+It was a pile of Seidlitz-powders-coloured correspondence, perhaps
+nine inches high, and it looked very businesslike.
+
+"You can go through it," said Wilton. "Now I could take a chair
+and a red flag and go into Hyde Park and say the most atrocious
+things about your Queen, and preach anarchy and all that, y' know,
+till I was hoarse, and no one would take any notice. The Police
+damn 'em! - would protect me if I got into trouble. But for a
+little thing like flagging a dirty little sawed-off train, -
+running through my own grounds, too, - I get the whole British
+Constitution down on me as if I sold bombs. I don't understand it."
+
+"No more does the Great Buchonian - apparently." I was turning over
+the letters. "Here's the traffic superintendent writing that it's
+utterly incomprehensible that any man should ... Good heavens,
+Wilton, you have done it!" I giggled, as I read on.
+
+"What's funny now?" said my host.
+
+"It seems that you, or Howard for you, stopped the three-forty
+Northern down."
+
+"I ought to know that! They all had their knife into me, from the
+engine-driver up."
+
+"But it's the three-forty - the Induna - surely you've heard of
+the Great Buchonian's Induna!"
+
+"How the deuce am I to know one train from another? They come along
+about every two minutes."
+
+"Quite so. But this happens to be the Induna - the one train of
+the whole line. She's timed for fifty-seven miles an hour. She was
+put on early in the Sixties, and she has never been stopped - "
+
+"I know! Since William the Conqueror came over, or King Charles hid
+in her smoke-stack. You're as bad as the rest of these Britishers.
+If she's been run all that while, it's time she was flagged once or
+twice."
+
+The American was beginning to ooze out all over Wilton, and his
+small-boned hands were moving restlessly.
+
+"Suppose you flagged the Empire State Express, or the Western Cyclone?"
+
+"Suppose I did. I know Otis Harvey - or used to. I'd send him a wire,
+and he'd understand it was a ground-hog case with me. That's exactly
+what I told this British fossil company here."
+
+"Have you been answering their letters without legal advice, then?"
+
+"Of course I have."
+
+"Oh, my Sainted Country! Go ahead, Wilton."
+
+"I wrote 'em that I'd be very happy to see their president and
+explain to him in three words all about it; but that wouldn't do.
+'Seems their president must be a god. He was too busy, and - well,
+you can read for yourself - they wanted explanations. The
+stationmaster at Amberley Royal - and he grovels before me, as a
+rule - wanted an explanation, and quick, too. The head sachem at
+St. Botolph's wanted three or four, and the Lord High Mukkamuk that
+oils the locomotives wanted one every fine day. I told 'em - I've
+told hem about fifty times - I stopped their holy and sacred train
+because I wanted to board her. Did they think I wanted to feel
+her pulse?"
+
+"You didn't say that?"
+
+"Feel her pulse'? Of course not."
+
+"No. 'Board her.'"
+
+"What else could I say?"
+
+"My dear Wilton, what is the use of Mrs. Sherborne, and the Clays,
+and all that lot working over you for four years to make an
+Englishman out of you, if the very first time you're rattled you go
+back to the vernacular?"
+
+"I'm through with Mrs. Sherborne and the rest of the crowd. America's
+good enough for me. What ought I to have said? 'Please,' or 'thanks
+awf'ly or how?"
+
+There was no chance now of mistaking the man's nationality. Speech,
+gesture, and step, so carefully drilled into him, had gone away with
+the borrowed mask of indifference. It was a lawful son of the
+Youngest People, whose predecessors were the Red Indian. His voice
+had risen to the high, throaty crow of his breed when they labour
+under excitement. His close-set eyes showed by turns unnecessary
+fear, annoyance beyond reason, rapid and purposeless flights of
+thought, the child's lust for immediate revenge, and the child's
+pathetic bewilderment, who knocks his head against the bad, wicked
+table. And on the other side, I knew, stood the Company, as unable
+as Wilton to understand.
+
+"And I could buy their old road three times over," he muttered,
+playing with a paper-knife, and moving restlessly to and fro.
+
+"You didn't tell 'em that, I hope!"
+
+There was no answer; but as I went through the letters, I felt that
+Wilton must have told them many surprising things. The Great
+Buchonian had first asked for an explanation of the stoppage of
+their Induna, and had found a certain levity in the explanation
+tendered. It then advised " Mr. W. Sargent" to refer his
+solicitor to their solicitor, or whatever the legal phrase is.
+
+"And you didn't?" I said, looking up.
+
+"No. They were treating me exactly as if I had been a kid playing
+on the cable-tracks. There was not the least necessity for any
+solicitor. Five minutes' quiet talk would have settled everything."
+
+I returned to the correspondence. The Great Buchonian regretted
+that, owing to pressure of business, none of their directors could
+accept Mr. W. Sargent's invitation to run down and discuss the
+difficulty. The Great Buchonian was careful to point out that no
+animus underlay their action, nor was money their object. Their
+duty was to protect the interests of their line, and these interests
+could not be protected if a precedent were established whereby any
+of the Queen's subjects could stop a train in mid-career. Again
+(this was another branch of the correspondence, not more than five
+heads of departments being concerned), the Company admitted that
+there was some reasonable doubt as to the duties of express-trains
+in all crises, and the matter was open to settlement by process of
+law till an authoritative ruling was obtained - from the House of
+Lords, if necessary.
+
+"That broke me all up," said Wilton, who was reading over my
+shoulder. "I knew I'd struck the British Constitution at last.
+The House of Lords - my Lord! And, anyway, I'm not one of the
+Queen's subjects."
+
+"Why, I had a notion that you'd got yourself naturalised."
+
+Wilton blushed hotly as he explained that very many things must
+happen to the British Constitution ere he took out his papers.
+
+"How does it all strike you?" he said. "Isn't the Great Buchonian
+crazy?"
+
+"I don't know. You've done something that no one ever thought of
+doing before, and the Company don't know what to make of it. I see
+they offer to send down their solicitor and another official of the
+Company to talk things over informally. Then here's another letter
+suggesting that you put up a fourteen-foot wall, crowned with
+bottle-glass, at the bottom of the garden."
+
+"Talk of British insolence! The man who recommends that (he's
+another bloated functionary) says that I shall 'derive great pleasure
+from watching the wall going up day by day'! Did you ever dream of
+such gall? I've offered 'em money enough to buy a new set of cars
+and pension the driver for three generations; but that doesn't seem
+to be what they want. They expect me to go to the House of Lords
+and get a ruling, and build walls between times. Are they all stark,
+raving mad? One 'ud think I made a profession of flagging trains.
+How in Tophet was I to know their old Induna from a waytrain? I
+took the first that came along, and I've been jailed and fined for
+that once already."
+
+"That was for slugging the guard."
+
+"He had no right to haul me out when I was half-way through a window."
+
+"What are you going to do about it?"
+
+"Their lawyer and the other official (can't they trust their men
+unless they send 'em in pairs?) are coming hereto-night. I told 'em
+I was busy, as a rule, till after dinner, but they might send along
+the entire directorate if it eased 'em any."
+
+Now, after-dinner visiting, for business or pleasure, is the custom
+of the smaller American town, and not that of England, where the end
+of the day is sacred to the owner, not the public. Verily, Wilton
+Sargent had hoisted the striped flag of rebellion!
+
+"Isn't it time that the humour of the situation began to strike you,
+Wilton?" I asked.
+
+"Where's the humour of baiting an American citizen just because he
+happens to be a millionaire - poor devil." He was silent for a
+little time, and then went on: "Of course. Now I see!" He spun
+round and faced me excitedly. "It's as plain as mud. These ducks
+are laying their pipes to skin me."
+
+"They say explicitly they don't want money!"
+
+"That's all a blind. So's their addressing me as W. Sargent. They
+know well enough who I am. They know I'm the old man's son. Why
+didn't I think of that before?"
+
+"One minute, Wilton. If you climbed to the top of the dome of St.
+Paul's and offered a reward to any Englishman who could tell you who
+or what Merton Sargent had been, there wouldn't be twenty men in all
+London to claim it."
+
+"That's their insular provincialism, then. I don't care a cent.
+The old man would have wrecked the Great Buchonian before breakfast
+for a pipe-opener. My God, I'll do it in dead earnest! I'll show
+'em that they can't bulldoze a foreigner for flagging one of their
+little tinpot trains, and - I've spent fifty thousand a year here,
+at least, for the last four years."
+
+I was glad I was not his lawyer. I re-read the correspondence,
+notably the letter which recommended him - almost tenderly, I
+fancied - to build a fourteen-foot brick wall at the end of his
+garden, and half-way through it a thought struck me which filled
+me with pure joy.
+
+The footman ushered in two men, frock-coated, grey-trousered,
+smooth-shaven, heavy of speech and gait. It was nearly nine o'clock,
+but they looked as newly come from a bath. I could not understand
+why the elder and taller of the pair glanced at me as though we had
+an understanding; nor why he shook hands with an unEnglish warmth.
+
+"This simplifies the situation," he said in an undertone, and, as I
+stared, he whispered to his companion: "I fear I shall be of very
+little service at present. Perhaps Mr. Folsom had better talk over
+the affair with Mr. Sargent."
+
+"That is what I am here for," said Wilton.
+
+The man of law smiled pleasantly, and said that he saw no reason
+why the difficulty should not be arranged in two minutes' quiet
+talk. His air, as he sat down opposite Wilton, was soothing to the
+last degree, and his companion drew me up-stage. The mystery was
+deepening, but I followed meekly, and heard Wilton say, with an
+uneasy laugh:
+
+"I've had insomnia over this affair, Mr. Folsom. Let's settle it
+one way or the other, for heaven's sake!"
+
+"Ah! Has he suffered much from this lately?" said my man, with a
+preliminary cough.
+
+"I really can't say," I replied.
+
+"Then I suppose you have only lately taken charge here?"
+
+"I came this evening. I am not exactly in charge of anything."
+
+"I see. Merely to observe the course of events in case - " He
+nodded.
+
+" Exactly." Observation, after all, is my trade.
+
+He coughed again slightly, and came to business.
+
+"Now, - I am asking solely for information's sake, - do you find
+the delusions persistent?"
+
+"Which delusions?"
+
+"They are variable, then? That is distinctly curious, because - but
+do I understand that the type of the delusion varies? For example,
+Mr. Sargent believes that he can buy the Great Buchonian."
+
+"Did he write you that?"
+
+"He made the offer to the Company - on a half-sheet of note-paper.
+Now, has he by chance gone to the other extreme, and believed that
+he is in danger of becoming a pauper? The curious economy in the
+use of a half-sheet of paper shows that some idea of that kind might
+have flashed through his mind, and the two delusions can coexist,
+but it is not common. As you must know, the delusion of vast wealth
+ - the folly of grandeurs, I believe our friends the French call it -
+is, as a rule, persistent, to the exclusion of all others."
+
+Then I heard Wilton's best English voice at the end of the study:
+
+"My dear sir, I have explained twenty times already, I wanted to get
+that scarab in time for dinner. Suppose you had left an important
+legal document in the same way?"
+
+"That touch of cunning is very significant," my fellow-practitioner
+ - since he insisted on it - muttered.
+
+"I am very happy, of course, to meet you; but if you had only sent
+your president down to dinner here, I could have settled the thing
+in half a minute. Why, I could have bought the Buchonian from him
+while your clerks were sending me this." Wilton dropped his hand
+heavily on the blue-and-white correspondence, and the lawyer started.
+
+"But, speaking frankly," the lawyer replied, "it is, if I may say
+so, perfectly inconceivable, even in the case of the most important
+legal documents, that any one should stop the three-forty express
+ - the Induna - Our Induna, my dear sir."
+
+"Absolutely!" my companion echoed; then to me in a lower tone: "You
+notice, again, the persistent delusion of wealth. I was called in
+when he wrote us that. You can see it is utterly impossible for
+the Company to continue to run their trains through the property of
+a man who may at any moment fancy himself divinely commissioned to
+stop all traffic. If he had only referred us to his lawyer - but,
+naturally, that he would not do, under the circumstances. A pity
+ - a great pity. He is so young. By the way, it is curious, is it
+not, to note the absolute conviction in the voice of those who are
+similarly afflicted, - heart-rending, I might say, and the inability
+to follow a chain of connected thought."
+
+"I can't see what you want," Wilton was saying to the lawyer.
+
+"It need not be more than fourteen feet high - a really desirable
+structure, and it would be possible to grow pear trees on the sunny
+side." The lawyer was speaking in an unprofessional voice. "There
+are few things pleasanter than to watch, so to say, one's own vine
+and fig tree in full bearing. Consider the profit and amusement you
+would derive from it. If you could see your way to doing this, we
+could arrange all the details with your lawyer, and it is possible
+that the Company might bear some of the cost. I have put the matter,
+I trust, in a nutshell. If you, my dear sir, will interest yourself
+in building that wall, and will kindly give us the name of your
+lawyers, I dare assure you that you will hear no more from the Great
+Buchonian."
+
+"But why am I to disfigure my lawn with a new brick wall?"
+
+"Grey flint is extremely picturesque."
+
+"Grey flint, then, if you put it that way. Why the dickens must I
+go building towers of Babylon just because I have held up one of
+your trains-once?"
+
+"The expression he used in his third letter was that he wished to
+'board her,'" said my companion in my ear. "That was very curious
+ - a marine delusion impinging, as it were, upon a land one. What
+a marvellous world he must move in - and will before the curtain
+falls. So young, too - so very young!"
+
+"Well, if you want the plain English of it, I'm damned if I go
+wall-building to your orders. You can fight it all along the line,
+into the House of Lords and out again, and get your rulings by the
+running foot if you like," said Wilton, hotly. "Great heavens, man,
+I only did it once!"
+
+"We have at present no guarantee that you may not do it again; and,
+with our traffic, we must, in justice to our passengers, demand
+some form of guarantee. It must not serve as a precedent. All this
+might have been saved if you had only referred us to your legal
+representative." The lawyer looked appealingly around the room.
+The dead-lock was complete.
+
+Wilton," I asked, "may I try my hand now?"
+
+"Anything you like," said Wilton. "It seems I can't talk English.
+I won't build any wall, though." He threw himself back in his
+chair.
+
+" Gentlemen," I said deliberately, for I perceived that the doctor's
+mind would turn slowly, "Mr. Sargent has very large interests in the
+chief railway systems of his own country."
+
+"His own country?" said the lawyer.
+
+"At that age?" said the doctor.
+
+"Certainly. He inherited them from his father, Mr. Sargent, who
+was an American."
+
+"And proud of it," said Wilton, as though he had been a Western
+Senator let loose on the Continent for the first time.
+
+"My dear sir," said the lawyer, half rising, "why did you not
+acquaint the Company with this fact - this vital fact - early in
+our correspondence? We should have understood. We should have
+made allowances."
+
+"Allowances be damned. Am I a Red Indian or a lunatic?"
+
+The two men looked guilty.
+
+"If Mr. Sargent's friend had told us as much in the beginning,"
+said the doctor, very severely, "much might have been saved." Alas!
+I had made a life's enemy of that doctor.
+
+"I hadn't a chance," I replied. "Now, of course, you can see that a
+man who owns several thousand miles of line, as Mr. Sargent does,
+would be apt to treat railways a shade more casually than other
+people."
+
+"Of course; of course. He is an American; that accounts. Still,
+it was the Induna; but I can quite understand that the customs of
+our cousins across the water differ in these particulars from ours.
+And do you always stop trains in this way in the States, Mr.
+Sargent?"
+
+"I should if occasion ever arose; but I've never had to yet. Are
+you going to make an international complication of the business?"
+
+"You need give yourself no further concern whatever in the matter.
+We see that there is no likelihood of this action of yours
+establishing a precedent, which was the only thing we were afraid
+of. Now that you understand that we cannot reconcile our system
+to any sudden stoppages, we feel quite sure that - "
+
+"I sha'n't be staying long enough to flag another train," Wilton
+said pensively.
+
+"You are returning, then, to our fellow-kinsmen across the-ah-big
+pond, you call it?"
+
+"No, sir. The ocean - the North Atlantic Ocean. It's three
+thousand miles broad, and three miles deep in places. I wish it
+were ten thousand."
+
+"I am not so fond of sea-travel myself; but I think it is every
+Englishman's duty once in his life to study the great branch of
+our Anglo-Saxon race across the ocean," said the lawyer.
+
+"If ever you come over, and care to flag any train on my system,
+I'll - I'll see you through," said Wilton.
+
+"Thank you - ah, thank you. You're very kind. I'm sure I should
+enjoy myself immensely."
+
+"We have overlooked the fact," the doctor whispered to me, "that
+your friend proposed to buy the Great Buchonian."
+
+"He is worth anything from twenty to thirty million dollars - four
+to five million pounds," I answered, knowing that it would be
+hopeless to explain.
+
+"Really! That is enormous wealth. But the Great Buchonian is not
+in the market."
+
+"Perhaps he does not want to buy it now."
+
+"It would be impossible under any circumstances," said the doctor.
+
+"How characteristic!" murmured the lawyer, reviewing matters in his
+mind. "I always understood from books that your countrymen were in
+a hurry. And so you would have gone forty miles to town and back
+ - before dinner - to get a scarab? How intensely American! But
+you talk exactly like an Englishman, Mr. Sargent."
+
+"That is a fault that can be remedied. There's only one question
+I'd like to ask you. You said it was inconceivable that any man
+should stop a train on your road?"
+
+"And so it is-absolutely inconceivable."
+
+"Any sane man, that is?"
+
+"That is what I meant, of course. I mean, with excep - "
+
+"Thank you."
+
+The two men departed. Wilton checked himself as he was about to
+fill a pipe, took one of my cigars instead, and was silent for
+fifteen minutes.
+
+Then said he: "Have you got a list of the Southampton sailings on
+you?"
+
+Far away from the greystone wings, the dark cedars, the faultless
+gravel drives, and the mint-sauce lawns of Holt Hangars runs a
+river called the Hudson, whose unkempt banks are covered with the
+palaces of those wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice. Here, where
+the hoot of the Haverstraw brick-barge-tug answers the howl of the
+locomotive on either shore, you shall find, with a complete
+installation of electric light, nickel-plated binnacles, and a
+calliope attachment to her steam-whistle, the twelve-hundred-ton
+ocean-going steam-yacht Columbia, lying at her private pier, to
+take to his office, at an average speed of seventeen knots an
+hour, - and the barges can look out for themselves, - Wilton Sargent,
+American.
+
+
+
+
+MY SUNDAY AT HOME
+
+
+ If the Red Slayer think he slays,
+ Or if the slain think he is slain,
+ They know not well the subtle ways
+ I keep and pass and turn again.
+ EMERSON.
+
+It was the unreproducible slid r, as he said this was his "fy-ist"
+visit to England, that told me he was a New-Yorker from New York;
+and when, in the course of our long, lazy journey westward from
+Waterloo, he enlarged upon the beauties of his city, I, professing
+ignorance, said no word. He had, amazed and delighted at the man's
+civility, given the London porter a shilling for carrying his bag
+nearly fifty yards; he had thoroughly investigated the first-class
+lavatory compartment, which the London and Southwestern sometimes
+supply without extra charge; and now, half-awed, half-contemptuous,
+but wholly interested, he looked out upon the ordered English
+landscape wrapped in its Sunday peace, while I watched the wonder
+grow upon his face. Why were the cars so short and stilted? Why
+had every other freight-car a tarpaulin drawn over it? What wages
+would an engineer get now? Where was the swarming population of
+England he had read so much about? What was the rank of all those
+men on tricycles along the roads? When were we due at Plymouth
+I told him all I knew, and very much that I did not. He was going
+to Plymouth to assist in a consultation upon a fellow-countryman
+who had retired to a place called The Hoe - was that up-town or
+down-town - to recover from nervous dyspepsia. Yes, he himself
+was a doctor by profession, and how any one in England could
+retain any nervous disorder passed his comprehension. Never had
+he dreamed of an atmosphere so soothing. Even the deep rumble of
+London traffic was monastical by comparison with some cities he
+could name; and the country - why, it was Paradise. A continuance
+of it, he confessed, would drive him mad; but for a few months it
+was the most sumptuous rest-cure in his knowledge.
+
+"I'll come over every year after this," he said, in a burst of
+delight, as we ran between two ten-foot hedges of pink and white
+may. "It's seeing all the things I've ever read about. Of course
+it doesn't strike you that way. I presume you belong here? What
+a finished land it is! It's arrived. 'Must have been born this
+way. Now, where I used to live - Hello I what's up?"
+
+The train stopped in a blaze of sunshine at Framlynghame Admiral,
+which is made up entirely of the name-board, two platforms, and an
+overhead bridge, without even the usual siding. I had never known
+the slowest of locals stop here before; but on Sunday all things
+are possible to the London and Southwestern. One could hear the
+drone of conversation along the carriages, and, scarcely less loud,
+the drone of the bumblebees in the wallflowers up the bank. My
+companion thrust his head through the window and sniffed luxuriously.
+
+"Where are we now?" said he.
+
+"In Wiltshire," said I.
+
+"Ah! A man ought to be able to write novels with his left hand in
+a country like this. Well, well! And so this is about Tess's
+country, ain't it? I feel just as if I were in a book. Say, the
+conduc - the guard has something on his mind. What's he getting
+at?"
+
+The splendid badged and belted guard was striding up the platform
+at the regulation official pace, and in the regulation official
+voice was saying at each door:
+
+"Has any gentleman here a bottle of medicine? A gentleman has taken
+a bottle of poison (laudanum) by mistake."
+
+Between each five paces he looked at an official telegram in his
+hand, refreshed his memory, and said his say. The dreamy look on
+my companion's face - he had gone far away with Tess - passed with
+the speed of a snap-shutter. After the manner of his countrymen,
+he had risen to the situation, jerked his bag down from the overhead
+rail, opened it, and I heard the click of bottles. "Find out where
+the man is," he said briefly. "I've got something here that will
+fix him - if he can swallow still."
+
+Swiftly I fled up the line of carriages in the wake of the guard.
+There was clamour in a rear compartment - the voice of one bellowing
+to be let out, and the feet of one who kicked. With the tail of my
+eye I saw the New York doctor hastening thither, bearing in his hand
+a blue and brimming glass from the lavatory compartment. The guard
+I found scratching his head unofficially, by the engine, and
+murmuring: "Well, I put a bottle of medicine off at Andover - I'm
+sure I did."
+
+"Better say it again, any'ow',' said the driver. "Orders is orders.
+Say it again."
+
+Once more the guard paced back, I, anxious to attract his attention,
+trotting at his heels.
+
+"In a minute - in a minute, sir," he said, waving an arm capable of
+starting all the traffic on the London and Southwestern Railway at
+a wave. "Has any gentleman here got a bottle of medicine? A
+gentleman has taken a bottle of poison (laudanum) by mistake."
+
+"Where's the man?" I gasped.
+
+"Woking. 'Ere's my orders." He showed me the telegram, on which
+were the words to be said. "'E must have left 'is bottle in the
+train, an' took another by mistake. 'E's been wirin' from Woking
+awful, an', now I come to think of, it, I'm nearly sure I put a
+bottle of medicine off at Andover."
+
+"Then the man that took the poison isn't in the train?"
+
+"Lord, no, sir. No one didn't take poison that way. 'E took it
+away with 'im, in 'is 'ands. 'E's wirin' from Wokin'. My orders
+was to ask everybody in the train, and I 'ave, an' we're four minutes
+late now. Are you comin' on, sir? No? Right be'ind!"
+
+There is nothing, unless, perhaps, the English language, more
+terrible than the workings of an English railway-line. An instant
+before it seemed as though we were going to spend all eternity at
+Framlynghame Admiral, and now I was watching the tail of the train
+disappear round the curve of the cutting.
+
+But I was not alone. On the one bench of the down platform sat the
+largest navvy I have ever seen in my life, softened and made affable
+(for he smiled generously) with liquor. In his huge hands he nursed
+an empty tumbler marked "L.S.W.R." - marked also, internally, with
+streaks of blue-grey sediment. Before him, a hand on his shoulder,
+stood the doctor, and as I came within ear-shot, this is what I
+heard him say: "Just you hold on to your patience for a minute or
+two longer, and you'll be as right as ever you were in your life.
+I'll stay with you till you're better."
+
+"Lord! I'm comfortable enough," said the navvy. "Never felt better
+in my life."
+
+Turning to me, the doctor lowered his voice. "He might have died
+while that fool conduct-guard was saying his piece. I've fixed him,
+though. The stuff's due in about five minutes, but there's a heap
+to him. I don't see how we can make him take exercise."
+
+For the moment I felt as though seven pounds of crushed ice had been
+neatly applied in the form of a compress to my lower stomach.
+
+"How - how did you manage it?" I gasped.
+
+"I asked him if he'd have a drink. He was knocking spots out of
+the car - strength of his constitution, I suppose. He said he'd
+go 'most anywhere for a drink, so I lured onto the platform, and
+loaded him up. 'Cold-blooded people, you Britishers are. That
+train's gone, and no one seemed to care a cent."
+
+"We've missed it," I said.
+
+He looked at me curiously.
+
+We'll get another before sundown, if that's your only trouble. Say,
+porter, when's the next train down?"
+
+"Seven forty-five," said the one porter, and passed out through the
+wicket-gate into the landscape. It was then three-twenty of a hot
+and sleepy afternoon. The station was absolutely deserted. The
+navvy had closed his eyes, and now nodded.
+
+"That's bad," said the doctor. "The man, I mean, not the train.
+We must make him walk somehowwalk up and down."
+
+Swiftly as might be, I explained the delicacy of the situation, and
+the doctor from New York turned a full bronze-green. Then he swore
+comprehensively at the entire fabric of our glorious Constitution,
+cursing the English language, root, branch, and paradigm, through
+its most obscure derivatives. His coat and bag lay on the bench
+next to the sleeper. Thither he edged cautiously, and I saw
+treachery in his eye.
+
+What devil of delay possessed him to slip on his spring overcoat, I
+cannot tell. They say a slight noise rouses a sleeper more surely
+than a heavy one, and scarcely had the doctor settled himself in his
+sleeves than the giant waked and seized that silk-faced collar in a
+hot right hand. There was rage in his face-rage and the realisation
+of new emotions.
+
+"I'm - I'm not so comfortable as I were," he said from the deeps of
+his interior. "You'll wait along o' me, you will." He breathed
+heavily through shut lips.
+
+Now, if there was one thing more than another upon which the doctor
+had dwelt in his conversation with me, it was upon the essential
+law-abidingness, not to say gentleness, of his much-misrepresented
+country. And yet (truly, it may have been no more than a button
+that irked him) I saw his hand travel backwards to his right hip,
+clutch at something, and come away empty.
+
+"He won't kill you," I said. "He'll probably sue you in court, if
+I know my own people. Better give him some money from time to time."
+
+"If he keeps quiet till the stuff gets in its work," the doctor
+answered, "I'm all right. If he doesn't ... my name is Emory -
+Julian B. Emory - 193 'Steenth Street, corner of Madison and - "
+
+"I feel worse than I've ever felt," said the navvy, with suddenness.
+"What-did-you-give-me-the-drink-for?"
+
+The matter seemed to be so purely personal that I withdrew to a
+strategic position on the overhead bridge, and, abiding in the exact
+centre, looked on from afar.
+
+I could see the white road that ran across the shoulder of Salisbury
+Plain, unshaded for mile after mile, and a dot in the middle
+distance, the back of the one porter returning to Framlynghame
+Admiral, if such a place existed, till seven forty-five. The bell
+of a church invisible clanked softly. There was a rustle in the
+horse-chestnuts to the left of the line, and the sound of sheep
+cropping close.
+
+The peace of Nirvana lay upon the land, and, brooding in it, my
+elbow on the warm iron girder of the footbridge (it is a
+forty-shilling fine to cross by any other means), I perceived, as
+never before, how the consequences of our acts run eternal through
+time and through space. If we impinge never so slightly upon the
+life of a fellow-mortal, the touch of our personality, like the
+ripple of a stone cast into a pond, widens and widens in unending
+circles across the aeons, till the far-off Gods themselves cannot
+say where action ceases. Also, it was I who had silently set
+before the doctor the tumbler of the first-class lavatory compartment
+now speeding Plymouthward. Yet I was, in spirit at least, a million
+leagues removed from that unhappy man of another nationality, who
+had chosen to thrust an inexpert finger into the workings of an
+alien life. The machinery was dragging him up and down the sunlit
+platform. The two men seemed to be learning polka-mazurkas together,
+and the burden of their song, borne by one deep voice, was: "What
+did you give me the drink for?"
+
+I saw the flash of silver in the doctor's hand. The navvy took it
+and pocketed it with his left; but never for an instant did his
+strong right leave the doctor's coat-collar, and as the crisis
+approached, louder and louder rose his bull-like roar: "What did you
+give me the drink for?"
+
+They drifted under the great twelve-inch pinned timbers of the
+foot-bridge towards the bench, and, I gathered, the time was very
+near at hand. The stuff was getting in its work. Blue, white, and
+blue again, rolled over the navvy's face in waves, till all settled
+to one rich clay-bank yellow and - that fell which fell.
+
+I thought of the blowing up of Hell Gate; of the geysers in the
+Yellowstone Park; of Jonah and his whale: but the lively original,
+as I watched it foreshortened from above, exceeded all these things.
+He staggered to the bench, the heavy wooden seat cramped with iron
+cramps into the enduring stone, and clung there with his left hand.
+It quivered and shook, as a breakwater-pile quivers to the rush of
+landward-racing seas; nor was there lacking when he caught his
+breath, the "scream of a maddened beach dragged down by the tide."
+His right hand was upon the doctor's collar, so that the two shook
+to one paroxysm, pendulums vibrating together, while I, apart, shook
+with them.
+
+It was colossal-immense; but of certain manifestations the English
+language stops short. French only, the caryatid French of Victor
+Hugo, would have described it; so I mourned while I laughed, hastily
+shuffling and discarding inadequate adjectives. The vehemence of
+the shock spent itself, and the sufferer half fell, half knelt,
+across the bench. He was calling now upon God and his wife, huskily,
+as the wounded bull calls upon the unscathed herd to stay. Curiously
+enough, he used no bad language: that had gone from him with the
+rest. The doctor exhibited gold. It was taken and retained. So,
+too, was the grip on the coat-collar.
+
+"If I could stand," boomed the giant, despairingly, "I'd smash you
+ - you an' your drinks. I'm dyin' - dyin' -dyin'!"
+
+"That's what you think," said the doctor. "You'll find it will do
+you a lot of good"; and, making a virtue of a somewhat imperative
+necessity, he added: "I'll stay by you. If you'd let go of me a
+minute I'd give you something that would settle you."
+
+"You've settled me now, you damned anarchist. Takin' the bread out
+of the mouth of an English workin'man! But I'll keep 'old of you
+till I'm well or dead. I never did you no 'arm. S'pose I were a
+little full. They pumped me out once at Guy's with a stummick-pump.
+I could see that, but I can't see this 'ere, an' it's killin' of me
+by slow degrees."
+
+"You'll be all right in half-an-hour. What do you suppose I'd want
+to kill you for?" said the doctor, who came of a logical breed.
+
+"'Ow do I know? Tell 'em in court. You'll get seven years for
+this, you body-snatcher. That's what you are - a bloomin'
+bodysnatcher. There's justice, I tell you, in England; and my
+Union'll prosecute, too. We don't stand no tricks with people's
+insides 'ere. They give a woman ten years for a sight less than
+this. An' you'll 'ave to pay 'undreds an' 'undreds o' pounds,
+besides a pension to the missus. You'll see, you physickin'
+furriner. Where's your licence to do such? You'll catch it,
+I tell you!"
+
+Then I observed what I have frequently observed before, that a man
+who is but reasonably afraid of an altercation with an alien has a
+most poignant dread of the operations of foreign law. The doctor's
+voice was flute-like in its exquisite politeness, as he answered:
+
+"But I've given you a very great deal of money - fif-three pounds,
+I think."
+
+"An' what's three pound for poisonin' the likes o' me? They told
+me at Guy's I'd fetch twenty-cold-on the slates. Ouh! It's comin'
+again."
+
+A second time he was cut down by the foot, as it were, and the
+straining bench rocked to and fro as I averted my eyes.
+
+It was the very point of perfection in the heart of an English
+May-day. The unseen tides of the air had turned, and all nature
+was setting its face with the shadows of the horse-chestnuts
+towards the peace of the coming night. But there were hours yet,
+I knew - long, long hours of the eternal English twilight - to
+the ending of the day. I was well content to be alive - to
+abandon myself to the drift of Time and Fate; to absorb great peace
+through my skin, and to love my country with the devotion that three
+thousand miles of intervening sea bring to fullest flower. And what
+a garden of Eden it was, this fatted, clipped, and washen land! A
+man could camp in any open field with more sense of home and security
+than the stateliest buildings of foreign cities could afford. And
+the joy was that it was all mine alienably - groomed hedgerow,
+spotless road, decent greystone cottage, serried spinney, tasselled
+copse, apple-bellied hawthorn, and well-grown tree. A light puff
+of wind - it scattered flakes of may over the gleaming rails - gave
+me a faint whiff as it might have been of fresh cocoanut, and I
+knew that the golden gorse was in bloom somewhere out of sight.
+Linneeus had thanked God on his bended knees when he first saw a
+field of it; and, by the way, the navvy was on his knees, too. But
+he was by no means praying. He was purely disgustful.
+
+The doctor was compelled to bend over him, his face towards the
+back of the seat, and from what I had seen I supposed the navvy
+was now dead. If that were the case it would be time for me to go;
+but I knew that so long as a man trusts himself to the current of
+Circumstance, reaching out for and rejecting nothing that comes his
+way, no harm can overtake him. It is the contriver, the schemer,
+who is caught by the Law, and never the philosopher. I knew that
+when the play was played, Destiny herself would move me on from the
+corpse; and I felt very sorry for the doctor.
+
+In the far distance, presumably upon the road that led to
+Framlynghame Admiral, there appeared a vehicle and a horse - the
+one ancient fly that almost every village can produce at need. This
+thing was advancing, unpaid by me, towards the station; would have
+to pass along the deep-cut lane, below the railway-bridge, and come
+out on the doctor's side. I was in the centre of things, so all
+sides were alike to me. Here, then, was my machine from the machine.
+When it arrived; something would happen, or something else. For the
+rest, I owned my deeply interested soul.
+
+The doctor, by the seat, turned so far as his cramped position
+allowed, his head over his left shoulder, and laid his right hand
+upon his lips. I threw back my hat and elevated my eyebrows in the
+form of a question. The doctor shut his eyes and nodded his head
+slowly twice or thrice, beckoning me to come. I descended
+cautiously, and it was as the signs had told. The navvy was asleep,
+empty to the lowest notch; yet his hand clutched still the doctor's
+collar, and at the lightest movement (the doctor was really very
+cramped) tightened mechanically, as the hand of a sick woman tightens
+on that of the watcher. He had dropped, squatting almost upon his
+heels, and, falling lower, had dragged the doctor over to the left.
+
+The doctor thrust his right hand, which was free, into his pocket,
+drew forth some keys, and shook his head. The navvy gurgled in his
+sleep. Silently I dived into my pocket, took out one sovereign,
+and held it up between finger and thumb. Again the doctor shook
+his head. Money was not what was lacking to his peace. His bag
+had fallen from the seat to the ground. He looked towards it, and
+opened his mouth-O-shape. The catch was not a difficult one, and
+when I had mastered it, the doctor's right forefinger was sawing
+the air. With an immense caution, I extracted from the bag such a
+knife as they use for cutting collops off legs. The doctor frowned,
+and with his first and second fingers imitated the action of
+scissors. Again I searched, and found a most diabolical pair of
+cock-nosed shears, capable of vandyking the interiors of elephants.
+The doctor then slowly lowered his left shoulder till the navvy's
+right wrist was supported by the bench, pausing a moment as the
+spent volcano rumbled anew. Lower and lower the doctor sank,
+kneeling now by the navvy's side, till his head was on a level
+with, and just in front of, the great hairy fist, and - there was
+no tension on the coat-collar. Then light dawned on me.
+
+Beginning a little to the right of the spinal column, I cut a huge
+demilune out of his new spring overcoat, bringing it round as far
+under his left side (which was the right side of the navvy) as I
+dared. Passing thence swiftly to the back of the seat, and reaching
+between the splines, I sawed through the silk-faced front on the
+left-hand side of the coat till the two cuts joined.
+
+Cautiously as the box-turtle of his native heath, the doctor drew
+away sideways and to the right, with the air of a frustrated burglar
+coming out from under a bed, and stood up free, one black diagonal
+shoulder projecting through the grey of his ruined overcoat. I
+returned the scissors to the bag, snapped the catch, and held all
+out to him as the wheels of the fly rang hollow under the railway
+arch.
+
+It came at a footpace past the wicket-gate of the station, and the
+doctor stopped it with a whisper. It was going some five miles
+across country to bring home from church some one, - I could not
+catch the name, - because his own carriage-horses were lame. Its
+destination happened to be the one place in all the world that the
+doctor was most burningly anxious to visit, and he promised the
+driver untold gold to drive to some ancient flame of his - Helen
+Blazes, she was called.
+
+"Aren't you coming, too?" he said, bundling his overcoat into his
+bag.
+
+Now the fly had been so obviously sent to the doctor, and to no
+one else, that I had no concern with it. Our roads, I saw, divided,
+and there was, further, a need upon me to laugh.
+
+"I shall stay here," I said. "It's a very pretty country."
+
+"My God!" he murmured, as softly as he shut the door, and I felt
+that it was a prayer.
+
+Then he went out of my life, and I shaped my course for the
+railway-bridge. It was necessary to pass by the bench once more,
+but the wicket was between us. The departure of the fly had waked
+the navvy. He crawled on to the seat, and with malignant eyes
+watched the driver flog down the road.
+
+"The man inside o' that," he called, "'as poisoned me. 'E's a
+body-snatcher. 'E's comin' back again when I'm cold. 'Ere's my
+evidence!"
+
+He waved his share of the overcoat, and I went my way, because I
+was hungry. Framlynghame Admiral village is a good two miles from
+the station, and I waked the holy calm of the evening every step
+of that way with shouts and yells, casting myself down in the
+flank of the good green hedge when I was too weak to stand. There
+was an inn, - a blessed inn with a thatched roof, and peonies in
+the garden,- and I ordered myself an upper chamber in which the
+Foresters held their courts for the laughter was not all out of
+me. A bewildered woman brought me ham and eggs, and I leaned out
+of the mullioned window, and laughed between mouthfuls. I sat
+long above the beer and the perfect smoke that followed, till the
+lights changed in the quiet street, and I began to think of the
+seven forty-five down, and all that world of the "Arabian Nights"
+I had quitted.
+
+Descending, I passed a giant in moleskins who filled the low-ceiled
+tap-room. Many empty plates stood before him, and beyond them a
+fringe of the Framlynghame Admiralty, to whom he was unfolding a
+wondrous tale of anarchy, of body-snatching, of bribery, and the
+Valley of the Shadow from the which he was but newly risen. And as
+he talked he ate, and as he ate he drank, for there was much room
+in him; and anon he paid royally, speaking of Justice and the Law,
+before whom all Englishmen are equal, and all foreigners and
+anarchists vermin and slime.
+
+On my way to the station, he passed me with great strides, his head
+high among the low-flying bats, his feet firm on the packed
+road-metal, his fists clinched, and his breath coming sharply. There
+was a beautiful smell in the air - the smell of white dust, bruised
+nettles, and smoke, that brings tears to the throat of a man who
+sees his country but seldom - a smell like the echoes of the lost
+talk of lovers; the infinitely suggestive odour of an immemorial
+civilisation. It was a perfect walk; and, lingering on every step,
+I came to the station just as the one porter lighted the last of
+a truckload of lamps, and set them back in the lamp-room, while he
+dealt tickets to four or five of the population who, not contented
+with their own peace, thought fit to travel. It was no ticket that
+the navvy seemed to need. He was sitting on a bench, wrathfully
+grinding a tumbler into fragments with his heel. I abode in
+obscurity at the end of the platform, interested as ever, thank
+Heaven, in my surroundings. There was a jar of wheels on the road.
+The navvy rose as they approached, strode through the wicket, and
+laid a hand upon a horse's bridle that brought the beast up on his
+hireling hind legs. It was the providential fly coming back, and
+for a moment I wondered whether the doctor had been mad enough to
+revisit his practice.
+
+"Get away; you're drunk,"said the driver.
+
+"I'm not," said the navvy. "I've been waitin' 'ere hours and hours.
+Come out, you beggar inside there!"
+
+"Go on, driver," said a voice I did not know - a crisp, clear,
+English voice.
+
+"All right," said the navvy. "You wouldn't 'ear me when I was
+polite. Now will you come?"
+
+There was a chasm in the side of the fly, for he had wrenched the
+door bodily off its hinges, and was feeling within purposefully.
+A well-booted leg rewarded him, and there came out, not with delight,
+hopping on one foot, a round and grey-haired Englishman, from whose
+armpits dropped hymn-books, but from his mouth an altogether
+different service of song.
+
+"Come on, you bloomin' body-snatcher! You thought I was dead, did
+you?" roared the navvy. And the respectable gentleman came
+accordingly, inarticulate with rage.
+
+"Ere's a man murderin' the Squire," the driver shouted, and fell
+from his box upon the navvy's neck.
+
+To do them justice, the people of Framlynghame Admiral, so many as
+were on the platform, rallied to the call in the best spirit of
+feudalism. It was the one porter who beat the navvy on the nose
+with a ticket-punch, but it was the three third-class tickets who
+attached themselves to his legs and freed the captive.
+
+"Send for a constable! lock him up! " said that man, adjusting his
+collar; and unitedly they cast him into the lamp-room, and turned
+the key, while the driver mourned over the wrecked fly.
+
+Till then the navvy, whose only desire was justice, had kept his
+temper nobly. Then he went Berserk before our amazed eyes. The
+door of the lamp-room was generously constructed, and would not give
+an inch, but the window he tore from its fastenings and hurled
+outwards. The one porter counted the damage in a loud voice, and
+the others, arming themselves with agricultural implements from the
+station garden, kept up a ceaseless winnowing before the window,
+themselves backed close to the wall, and bade the prisoner think of
+the gaol. He answered little to the point, so far as they could
+understand; but seeing that his exit was impeded, he took a lamp
+and hurled it through the wrecked sash. It fell on the metals and
+went out. With inconceivable velocity, the others, fifteen in all,
+followed, looking like rockets in the gloom, and with the last (he
+could have had no plan) the Berserk rage left him as the doctor's
+deadly brewage waked up, under the stimulus of violent exercise and
+a very full meal, to one last cataclysmal exhibition, and - we heard
+the whistle of the seven forty-five down.
+
+They were all acutely interested in as much of the wreck as they
+could see, for the station smelt to Heaven of oil, and the engine
+skittered over broken glass like a terrier in a cucumber-frame.
+The guard had to hear of it, and the Squire had his version of the
+brutal assault, and heads were out all along the carriages as I
+found me a seat.
+
+"What is the row?" said a young man, as I entered. "'Man drunk?"
+
+"Well, the symptoms, so far as my observation has gone, more
+resemble those of Asiatic cholera than anything else," I answered,
+slowly and judicially, that every word might carry weight in the
+appointed scheme of things. Up till then, you will observe, I had
+taken no part in that war.
+
+He was an Englishman, but he collected his belongings as swiftly
+as had the American, ages before, and leaped upon the platform,
+crying: "Can I be of any service? I'm a doctor."
+
+>From the lamp-room I heard a wearied voice wailing "Another bloomin'
+doctor! "
+
+And the seven forty-five carried me on, a step nearer to Eternity,
+by the road that is worn and seamed and channelled with the
+passions, and weaknesses, and warring interests of man who is
+immortal and master of his fate.
+
+
+
+
+THE BRUSHWOOD BOY
+
+ Girls and boys, come out to play
+ The moon is shining as bright as day!
+ Leave your supper and leave your sleep,
+ And come with your playfellows out in the street!
+ Up the ladder and down the wall-
+
+A CHILD of three sat up in his crib and screamed at the top of his
+voice, his fists clinched and his eyes full of terror. At first
+no one heard, for his nursery was in the west wing, and the nurse
+was talking to a gardener among the laurels. Then the housekeeper
+passed that way, and hurried to soothe him. He was her special
+pet, and she disapproved of the nurse.
+
+"What was it, then? What was it, then? There's nothing to frighten
+him, Georgie dear."
+
+"It was - it was a policeman! He was on the Down -I saw him! He
+came in. Jane said he would."
+
+"Policemen don't come into houses, dearie. Turn over, and take my
+hand."
+
+"I saw him - on the Down. He came here. Where is your hand, Harper?"
+
+The housekeeper waited till the sobs changed to the regular breathing
+of sleep before she stole out.
+
+"Jane, what nonsense have you been telling Master Georgie about
+policemen?"
+
+"I haven't told him anything."
+
+"You have. He's been dreaming about them."
+
+"We met Tisdall on Dowhead when we were in the donkey-cart this
+morning. P'r'aps that's what put it into his head."
+
+"Oh! Now you aren't going to frighten the child into fits with your
+silly tales, and the master know nothing about it. If ever I catch
+you again," etc.
+
+ * * * * * * * * * * * * *
+
+A child of six was telling himself stories as he lay in bed. It was
+a new power, and he kept it a secret. A month before it had occurred
+to him to carry on a nursery tale left unfinished by his mother, and
+he was delighted to find the tale as it came out of his own head
+just as surprising as though he were listening to it "all new from
+the beginning." There was a prince in that tale, and he killed
+dragons, but only for one night. Ever afterwards Georgie dubbed
+himself prince, pasha, giant-killer, and all the rest (you see, he
+could not tell any one, for fear of being laughed at), and his tales
+faded gradually into dreamland, where adventures were so many that
+he could not recall the half of them. They all began in the same
+way, or, as Georgie explained to the shadows of the night-light,
+there was "the same starting-off place" - a pile of brushwood
+stacked somewhere near a beach; and round this pile Georgie found
+himself running races with little boys and girls. These ended,
+ships ran high up the dry land and opened into cardboard boxes; or
+gilt-and-green iron railings that surrounded beautiful gardens turned
+all soft and could be walked through and overthrown so long as he
+remembered it was only a dream. He could never hold that knowledge
+more than a few seconds ere things became real, and instead of
+pushing down houses full of grown-up people (a just revenge), he sat
+miserably upon gigantic door-steps trying to sing the
+multiplication-table up to four times six.
+
+The princess of his tales was a person of wonderful beauty (she came
+from the old illustrated edition of Grimm, now out of print), and
+as she always applauded Georgie's valour among the dragons and
+buffaloes, he gave her the two finest names he had ever heard in his
+life - Annie and Louise, pronounced "Annieanlouise." When the dreams
+swamped the stories, she would change into one of the little girls
+round the brushwood-pile, still keeping her title and crown. She
+saw Georgie drown once in a dream-sea by the beach (it was the day
+after he had been taken to bathe in a real sea by his nurse); and he
+said as he sank: "Poor Annieanlouise! She'll be sorry for me now!"
+But "Annieanlouise," walking slowly on the beach, called, "'Ha! ha!'
+said the duck, laughing," which to a waking mind might not seem to
+bear on the situation. It consoled Georgie at once, and must have
+been some kind of spell, for it raised the bottom of the deep, and
+he waded out with a twelve-inch flower-pot on each foot. As he was
+strictly forbidden to meddle with flower-pots in real life, he felt
+triumphantly wicked.
+
+ * * * * * * * * * * * * *
+
+The movements of the grown-ups, whom Georgie tolerated, but did not
+pretend to understand, removed his world, when he was seven years
+old, to a place called "Oxford-on-a-visit. "Here were huge buildings
+surrounded by vast prairies, with streets of infinite length, and,
+above all, something called the "buttery," which Georgie was dying
+to see, because he knew it must be greasy, and therefore delightful.
+He perceived how correct were his judgments when his nurse led him
+through a stone arch into the presence of an enormously fat man,
+who asked him if he would like some, bread and cheese. Georgie was
+used to eat all round the clock, so he took what "buttery " gave him,
+and would have taken some brown liquid called "auditale" but that
+his nurse led him away to an afternoon performance of a thing called
+"Pepper's Ghost." This was intensely thrilling. People's heads
+came off and flew all over the stage, and skeletons danced bone by
+bone, while Mr. Pepper himself, beyond question a man of the worst,
+waved his arms and flapped a long gown, and in a deep bass voice
+(Georgie had never heard a man sing before) told of his sorrows
+unspeakable. Some grown-up or other tried to explain that the
+illusion was made with mirrors, and that there was no need to be
+frightened. Georgie did not know what illusions were, but he did
+know that a mirror was the looking-glass with the ivory handle on
+his mother's dressing-table. Therefore the "grown-up" was "just
+saying things" after the distressing custom of "grown-ups," and
+Georgie cast about for amusement between scenes. Next to him sat
+a little girl dressed all in black, her hair combed off her forehead
+exactly like the girl in the book called "Alice in Wonderland,
+"which had been given him on his last birthday. The little girl
+looked at Georgie, and Georgie looked at her. There seemed to be
+no need of any further introduction.
+
+"I've got a cut on my thumb," said he. It was the first work of
+his first real knife, a savage triangular hack, and he esteemed it
+a most valuable possession.
+
+"I'm tho thorry!" she lisped. "Let me look pleathe."
+
+"There's a di-ack-lum plaster on, but it's all raw under," Georgie
+answered, complying.
+
+"Dothent it hurt?" - her grey eyes were full of pity and interest.
+
+"Awf'ly. Perhaps it will give me lockjaw."
+
+"It lookth very horrid. I'm tho thorry!" She put a forefinger to
+his hand, and held her head sidewise for a better view.
+
+Here the nurse turned, and shook him severely. "You mustn't talk
+to strange little girls, Master Georgie."
+
+"She isn't strange. She's very nice. I like her, an' I've showed
+her my new cut."
+
+"The idea! You change places with me."
+
+She moved him over, and shut out the little girl from his view,
+while the grown-up behind renewed the futile explanations.
+
+"I am not afraid, truly," said the boy, wriggling in despair; "but
+why don't you go to sleep in the afternoons, same as Provost of
+Oriel?"
+
+Georgie had been introduced to a grown-up of that name, who slept
+in his presence without apology. Georgie understood that he was
+the most important grown-up in Oxford; hence he strove to gild his
+rebuke with flatteries. This grown-up did not seem to like it, but
+he collapsed, and Georgie lay back in his seat, silent and enraptured.
+Mr. Pepper was singing again, and the deep, ringing voice, the red
+fire, and the misty, waving gown all seemed to be mixed up with the
+little girl who had been so kind about his cut. When the performance
+was ended she nodded to Georgie, and Georgie nodded in return. He
+spoke no more than was necessary till bedtime, but meditated on new
+colors and sounds and lights and music and things as far as he
+understood them; the deep-mouthed agony of Mr. Pepper mingling with
+the little girl's lisp. That night he made a new tale, from which
+he shamelessly removed the Rapunzel-Rapunzel-let-down-your-hair
+princess, gold crown, Grimm edition, and all, and put a new
+Annieanlouise in her place. So it was perfectly right and natural
+that when he came to the brushwood-pile he should find her waiting
+for him, her hair combed off her forehead more like Alice in
+Wonderland than ever, and the races and adventures began.
+
+Ten years at an English public school do not encourage dreaming.
+Georgie won his growth and chest measurement, and a few other
+things which did not appear in the bills, under a system of cricket,
+foot-ball, and paper-chases, from four to five days a week, which
+provided for three lawful cuts of a ground-ash if any boy absented
+himself from these entertainments. He became a rumple-collared,
+dusty-hatted fag of the Lower Third, and a light half-back at
+Little Side foot-ball; was pushed and prodded through the slack
+backwaters of the Lower Fourth, where the raffle of a school
+generally accumulates; won his "second-fifteen" cap at foot-ball,
+enjoyed the dignity of a study with two companions in it, and
+began to look forward to office as a sub-prefect. At last he
+blossomed into full glory as head of the school, ex-officio captain
+of the games; head of his house, where he and his lieutenants
+preserved discipline and decency among seventy boys from twelve to
+seventeen; general arbiter in the quarrels that spring up among
+the touchy Sixth - and intimate friend and ally of the Head himself.
+When he stepped forth in the black jersey, white knickers, and
+black stockings of the First Fifteen, the new match-ball under his
+arm, and his old and frayed cap at the back of his head, the small
+fry of the lower forms stood apart and worshipped, and the "new caps"
+of the team talked to him ostentatiously, that the world might see.
+And so, in summer, when he came back to the pavilion after a slow
+but eminently safe game, it mattered not whether he had made nothing
+or, as once happened, a hundred and three, the school shouted just
+the same, and women-folk who had come to look at the match looked
+at Cottar - Cottar, major; "that's Cottar!" Above all, he was
+responsible for that thing called the tone of the school, and few
+realise with what passionate devotion a certain type of boy throws
+himself into this work. Home was a faraway country, full of ponies
+and fishing and shooting, and men-visitors who interfered with
+one's plans; but school was the real world, where things of vital
+importance happened, and crises arose that must be dealt with
+promptly and quietly. Not for nothing was it written, "Let the
+Consuls look to it that the Republic takes no harm," and Georgie
+was glad to be back in authority when the holidays ended. Behind
+him, but not too near, was the wise and temperate Head, now
+suggesting the wisdom of the serpent, now counselling the mildness
+of the dove; leading him on to see, more by half-hints than by any
+direct word, how boys and men are all of a piece, and how he who
+can handle the one will assuredly in time control the other.
+
+For the rest, the school was not encouraged to dwell on its emotions,
+but rather to keep in hard condition, to avoid false quantities,
+and to enter the army direct, without the help of the expensive
+London crammer, under whose roof young blood learns too much.
+Cottar, major, went the way of hundreds before him. The Head gave
+him six months' final polish, taught him what kind of answers best
+please a certain kind of examiners, and handed him over to the
+properly constituted authorities, who passed him into Sandhurst.
+Here he had sense enough to see that he was in the Lower Third once
+more, and behaved with respect toward his seniors, till they in turn
+respected him, and he was promoted to the rank of corporal, and sat
+in authority over mixed peoples with all the vices of men and boys
+combined. His reward was another string of athletic cups, a
+good-conduct sword, and, at last, Her Majesty's commission as a
+subaltern in a first-class line regiment. He did not know that
+he bore with him from school and college a character worth much
+fine gold, but was pleased to find his mess so kindly. He had
+plenty of money of his own; his training had set the public school
+mask upon his face, and had taught him how many were the "things no
+fellow can do." By virtue of the same training he kept his pores
+open and his mouth shut.
+
+The regular working of the Empire shifted his world to India, where
+he tasted utter loneliness in subaltern's quarters, - one room and
+one bullock-trunk, - and, with his mess, learned the new life from
+the beginning. But there were horses in the land-ponies at
+reasonable price; there was polo for such as could afford it; there
+were the disreputable remnants of a pack of hounds; and Cottar
+worried his way along without too much despair. It dawned on him
+that a regiment in India was nearer the chance of active service
+than he had conceived, and that a man might as well study his
+profession. A major of the new school backed this idea with
+enthusiasm, and he and Cottar accumulated a library of military
+works, and read and argued and disputed far into the nights. But
+the adjutant said the old thing: "Get to know your men, young un,
+and they 'll follow you anywhere. That's all you want - know your
+men." Cottar thought he knew them fairly well at cricket and the
+regimental sports, but he never realised the true inwardness of
+them till he was sent off with a detachment of twenty to sit down
+in a mud fort near a rushing river which was spanned by a bridge
+of boats. When the floods came they went forth and hunted strayed
+pontoons along the banks. Otherwise there was nothing to do, and
+the men got drunk, gambled, and quarrelled. They were a sickly
+crew, for a junior subaltern is by custom saddled with the worst
+men. Cottar endured their rioting as long as he could, and then
+sent down-country for a dozen pairs of boxing-gloves.
+
+"I wouldn't blame you for fightin'," said he, "if you only knew how
+to use your hands; but you don't. Take these things, and I'll show
+you." The men appreciated his efforts. Now, instead of blaspheming
+and swearing at a comrade, and threatening to shoot him, they could
+take him apart, and soothe themselves to exhaustion. As one
+explained whom Cottar found with a shut eye and a diamond-shaped
+mouth spitting blood through an embrasure: "We tried it with the
+gloves, sir, for twenty minutes, and that done us no good, sir.
+Then we took off the gloves and tried it that way for another twenty
+minutes, same as you showed us, sir, an' that done us a world o'
+good. 'T wasn't fightin', sir; there was a bet on."
+
+Cottar dared not laugh, but he invited his men to other sports, such
+as racing across country in shirt and trousers after a trail of
+torn paper, and to single-stick in the evenings, till the native
+population, who had a lust for sport in every form, wished to know
+whether the white men understood wrestling. They sent in an
+ambassador, who took the soldiers by the neck and threw them about
+the dust; and the entire command were all for this new game. They
+spent money on learning new falls and holds, which was better than
+buying other doubtful commodities; and the peasantry grinned five
+deep round the tournaments.
+
+That detachment, who had gone up in bullock-carts, returned to
+headquarters at an average rate of thirty miles a day, fair
+heel-and-toe; no sick, no prisoners, and no court martials pending.
+They scattered themselves among their friends, singing the praises
+of their lieutenant and looking for causes of offense.
+
+"How did you do it, young un?" the adjutant asked.
+
+"Oh, I sweated the beef off 'em, and then I sweated some muscle on
+to 'em. It was rather a lark."
+
+"If that's your way of lookin' at it, we can give you all the larks
+you want. Young Davies isn't feelin' quite fit, and he's next for
+detachment duty. Care to go for him?"
+
+"'Sure he wouldn't mind? I don't want to shove myself forward, you
+know."
+
+"You needn't bother on Davies's account. We'll give you the
+sweepin's of the corps, and you can see what you can make of 'em."
+
+"All right," said Cottar. "It's better fun than loafin' about
+cantonments."
+
+"Rummy thing," said the adjutant, after Cottar had returned to his
+wilderness with twenty other devils worse than the first. "If
+Cottar only knew it, half the women in the station would give their
+eyes - confound 'em! - to have the young un in tow."
+
+"That accounts for Mrs. Elery sayin' I was workin' my nice new boy
+too hard," said a wing commander.
+
+"Oh, yes; and 'Why doesn't he come to the bandstand in the evenings?'
+and 'Can't I get him to make up a four at tennis with the Hammon
+girls?'" the adjutant snorted. "Look at young Davies makin' an ass
+of himself over mutton-dressed-as-lamb old enough to be his mother!"
+
+"No one can accuse young Cottar of runnin' after women, white or
+black," the major replied thoughtfully. "But, then, that's the kind
+that generally goes the worst mucker in the end."
+
+"Not Cottar. I've only run across one of his muster before - a
+fellow called Ingles, in South Africa. He was just the same
+hard trained, athletic-sports build of animal. Always kept himself
+in the pink of condition. Didn't do him much good, though. 'Shot
+at Wesselstroom the week before Majuba. Wonder how the young un
+will lick his detachment into shape."
+
+Cottar turned up six weeks later, on foot, with his pupils. He never
+told his experiences, but the men spoke enthusiastically, and
+fragments of it leaked back to the colonel through sergeants, batmen,
+and the like.
+
+There was great jealousy between the first and second detachments,
+but the men united in adoring Cottar, and their way of showing it
+was by sparing him all the trouble that men know how to make for an
+unloved officer. He sought popularity as little as he had sought
+it at school, and therefore it came to him. He favoured no one -
+not even when the company sloven pulled the company cricket-match
+out of the fire with an unexpected forty-three at the last moment.
+There was very little getting round him, for he seemed to know by
+instinct exactly when and where to head off a malingerer; but he
+did not forget that the difference between a dazed and sulky junior
+of the upper school and a bewildered, browbeaten lump of a private
+fresh from the depot was very small indeed. The sergeants, seeing
+these things, told him secrets generally hid from young officers.
+His words were quoted as barrack authority on bets in canteen and
+at tea; and the veriest shrew of the corps, bursting with charges
+against other women who had used the cooking-ranges out of turn,
+forbore to speak when Cottar, as the regulations ordained, asked of
+a morning if there were "any complaints."
+
+"I'm full o' complaints," said Mrs. Corporal Morrison, "an' I'd kill
+O'Halloran's fat sow of a wife any day, but ye know how it is. 'E
+puts 'is head just inside the door, an' looks down 'is blessed nose
+so bashful, an' 'e whispers, 'Any complaints' Ye can't complain after
+that. I want to kiss him. Some day I think I will. Heigh-ho! she'll
+be a lucky woman that gets Young Innocence. See 'im now, girls. Do
+ye blame me?"
+
+Cottar was cantering across to polo, and he looked a very
+satisfactory figure of a man as he gave easily to the first excited
+bucks of his pony, and slipped over a low mud wall to the
+practice-ground. There were more than Mrs. Corporal Morrison who
+felt as she did. But Cottar was busy for eleven hours of the day.
+He did not care to have his tennis spoiled by petticoats in the
+court; and after one long afternoon at a garden-party, he explained
+to his major that this sort of thing was " futile priffle," and the
+major laughed. Theirs was not a married mess, except for the
+colonel's wife, and Cottar stood in awe of the good lady. She said
+"my regiment," and the world knows what that means. None the less
+ when they wanted her to give away the prizes after a shooting-match,
+and she refused because one of the prize-winners was married to a
+girl who had made a jest of her behind her broad back, the mess
+ordered Cottar to "tackle her," in his best calling-kit. This he
+did, simply and laboriously, and she gave way altogether.
+
+"She only wanted to know the facts of the case," he explained. "I
+just told her, and she saw at once."
+
+"Ye-es," said the adjutant. "I expect that's what she did. Comin'
+to the Fusiliers' dance to-night, Galahad?"
+
+"No, thanks. I've got a fight on with the major." The virtuous
+apprentice sat up till midnight in the major's quarters, with a
+stop-watch and a pair of compasses, shifting little painted
+lead-blocks about a four-inch map.
+
+Then he turned in and slept the sleep of innocence, which is full
+of healthy dreams. One peculiarity of his dreams he noticed at the
+beginning of his second hot weather. Two or three times a month
+they duplicated or ran in series. He would find himself sliding
+into dreamland by the same road - a road that ran along a beach
+near a pile of brushwood. To the right lay the sea, sometimes at
+full tide, sometimes withdrawn to the very horizon; but he knew it
+for the same sea. By that road he would travel over a swell of
+rising ground covered with short, withered grass, into valleys of
+wonder and unreason. Beyond the ridge, which was crowned with some
+sort of street-lamp, anything was possible; but up to the lamp it
+seemed to him that he knew the road as well as he knew the
+parade-ground. He learned to look forward to the place; for, once
+there, he was sure of a good night's rest, and Indian hot weather
+can be rather trying. First, shadowy under closing eyelids, would
+come the outline of the brushwood-pile; next the white sand of the
+beach-road, almost overhanging the black, changeful sea; then the
+turn inland and uphill to the single light. When he was unrestful
+for any reason, he would tell himself how he was sure to get there
+ - sure to get there - if he shut his eyes and surrendered to the
+drift of things. But one night after a foolishly hard hour's polo
+(the thermometer was 94° in his quarters at ten o'clock), sleep
+stood away from him altogether, though he did his best to find the
+well-known road, the point where true sleep began. At last he saw
+the brushwood-pile, and hurried along to the ridge, for behind him
+he felt was the wide-awake, sultry world. He reached the lamp in
+safety, tingling with drowsiness, when a policeman - a common
+country policeman - sprang up before him and touched him on the
+shoulder ere he could dive into the dim valley below. He was
+filled with terror, - the hopeless terror of dreams, - for the
+policeman said, in the awful, distinct voice of dream-people, "I am
+Policeman Day coming back from the City of Sleep. You come with
+me." Georgie knew it was true - that just beyond him in the valley
+lay the lights of the City of Sleep, where he would have been
+sheltered, and that this Policeman-Thing had full power and
+authority to head him back to miserable wakefulness. He found
+himself looking at the moonlight on the wall, dripping with fright;
+and he never overcame that horror, though he met the Policeman
+several times that hot weather, and his coming was the forerunner
+of a bad night.
+
+But other dreams-perfectly absurd ones-filled him with an
+incommunicable delight. All those that he remembered began by the
+brushwood-pile. For instance, he found a small clockwork steamer
+(he had noticed it many nights before) lying by the sea-road, and
+stepped into it, whereupon it moved with surpassing swiftness over
+an absolutely level sea. This was glorious, for he felt he was
+exploring great matters; and it stopped by a lily carved in stone,
+which, most naturally, floated on the water. Seeing the lily was
+labelled "Hong-Kong," Georgie said: "Of course. This is precisely
+what I expected Hong-Kong would be like. How magnificent!"
+Thousands of miles farther on it halted at yet another stone lily,
+labelled "Java."; and this, again, delighted him hugely, because he
+knew that now he was at the world's end. But the little boat ran
+on and on till it lay in a deep fresh-water lock, the sides of
+which were carven marble, green with moss. Lilypads lay on the
+water, and reeds arched above. Some one moved among the reeds -
+some one whom Georgie knew he had travelled to this world's end to
+reach. Therefore everything was entirely well with him. He was
+unspeakably happy, and vaulted over the ship's side to find this
+person. When his feet touched that still water, it changed, with
+the rustle of unrolling maps, to nothing less than a sixth quarter
+of the globe, beyond the most remote imagining of man - a place
+where islands were coloured yellow and blue, their lettering strung
+across their faces. They gave on unknown seas, and Georgie's urgent
+desire was to return swiftly across this floating atlas to known
+bearings. He told himself repeatedly that it was no good to hurry;
+but still he hurried desperately, and the islands slipped and slid
+under his feet; the straits yawned and widened, till he found
+himself utterly lost in the world's fourth dimension, with no hope
+of return. Yet only a little distance away he could see the old
+world with the rivers and mountain-chains marked according to the
+Sandhurst rules of mapmaking. Then that person for whom he had
+come to the Lily Lock (that was its name) ran up across unexplored
+territories, and showed him away. They fled hand in hand till they
+reached a road that spanned ravines, and ran along the edge of
+precipices, and was tunnelled through mountains. "This goes to our
+brushwood-pile," said his companion; and all his trouble was at an
+end. He took a pony, because he understood that this was the
+Thirty-Mile Ride and he must ride swiftly, and raced through the
+clattering tunnels and round the curves, always downhill, till he
+heard the sea to his left, and saw it raging under a full moon,
+against sandy cliffs. It was heavy going, but he recognised the
+nature of the country, the dark-purple downs inland, and the bents
+that whistled in the wind. The road was eaten away in places, and
+the sea lashed at him-black, foamless tongues of smooth and glossy
+rollers; but he was sure that there was less danger from the sea
+than from "Them," whoever "They" were, inland to his right. He knew,
+too, that he would be safe if he could reach the down with the lamp
+on it. This came as he expected: he saw the one light a mile ahead
+along the beach, dismounted, turned to the right, walked quietly
+over to the brushwood-pile, found the little steamer had returned
+to the beach whence he had unmoored it, and - must have fallen
+asleep, for he could remember no more. "I'm gettin' the hang of
+the geography of that place," he said to himself, as he shaved next
+morning. "I must have made some sort of circle. Let's see. The
+Thirty-Mile Ride (now how the deuce did I know it was called the
+Thirty-Mile, Ride?) joins the sea-road beyond the first down where
+the lamp is. And that atlas-country lies at the back of the
+Thirty-Mile Ride, somewhere out to the right beyond the hills and
+tunnels. Rummy things, dreams. 'Wonder what makes mine fit into
+each other so?"
+
+He continued on his solid way through the recurring duties of the
+seasons. The regiment was shifted to another station, and he
+enjoyed road-marching for two months, with a good deal of mixed
+shooting thrown in, and when they reached their new cantonments
+he became a member of the local Tent Club, and chased the mighty
+boar on horseback with a short stabbing-spear. There he met the
+mahseer of the Poonch, beside whom the tarpon is as a herring, and
+he who lands him can say that he is a fisherman. This was as new
+and as fascinating as the big-game shooting that fell to his portion,
+when he had himself photographed for the mother's benefit, sitting
+on the flank of his first tiger.
+
+Then the adjutant was promoted, and Cottar rejoiced with him, for
+he admired the adjutant greatly, and marvelled who might be big
+enough to fill his place; so that he nearly collapsed when the
+mantle fell on his own shoulders, and the colonel said a few sweet
+things that made him blush. An adjutant's position does not differ
+materially from that of head of the school, and Cottar stood in the
+same relation to the colonel as he had to his old Head in England.
+Only, tempers wear out in hot weather, and things were said and done
+that tried him sorely, and he made glorious blunders, from which the
+regimental sergeant-major pulled him with a loyal soul and a shut
+mouth. Slovens and incompetents raged against him; the weak-minded
+strove to lure him from the ways of justice; the small-minded - yea,
+men whom Cottar believed would never do "things no fellow can do"
+ - imputed motives mean and circuitous to actions that he had not
+spent a thought upon; and he tasted injustice, and it made him very
+sick. But his consolation came on parade, when he looked down the
+full companies, and reflected how few were in hospital or cells,
+and wondered when the time would come to try the machine of his
+love and labour.
+
+But they needed and expected the whole of a man's working-day, and
+maybe three or four hours of the night. Curiously enough, he never
+dreamed about the regiment as he was popularly supposed to. The
+mind, set free from the day's doings, generally ceased working
+altogether, or, if it moved at all, carried him along the old
+beach-road to the downs, the lamp-post, and, once in a while, to
+terrible Policeman Day. The second time that he returned to the
+world's lost continent (this was a dream that repeated itself again
+and again, with variations, on the same ground) he knew that if he
+only sat still the person from the Lily Lock would help him, and he
+was not disappointed. Sometimes he was trapped in mines of vast
+depth hollowed out of the heart of the world, where men in torment
+chanted echoing songs; and he heard this person coming along through
+the galleries, and everything was made safe and delightful. They
+met again in low-roofed Indian railway-carriages that halted in a
+garden surrounded by gilt-and-green railings, where a mob of stony
+white people, all unfriendly, sat at breakfast-tables covered with
+roses, and separated Georgie from his companion, while underground
+voices sang deep-voiced songs. Georgie was filled with enormous
+despair till they two met again. They foregathered in the middle
+of an endless, hot tropic night, and crept into a huge house that
+stood, he knew, somewhere north of the railway-station where the
+people ate among the roses. It was surrounded with gardens, all
+moist and dripping; and in one room, reached through leagues of
+whitewashed passages, a Sick Thing lay in bed. Now the least noise,
+Georgie knew, would unchain some waiting horror, and his companion
+knew it, too; but when their eyes met across the bed, Georgie was
+disgusted to see that she was a child - a little girl in strapped
+shoes, with her black hair combed back from her forehead.
+
+"What disgraceful folly!" he thought. "Now she could do nothing
+whatever if Its head came off."
+
+Then the Thing coughed, and the ceiling shattered down in plaster
+on the mosquito-netting, and "They" rushed in from all quarters.
+He dragged the child through the stifling garden, voices chanting
+behind them, and they rode the Thirty-Mile Ride under whip and spur
+along the sandy beach by the booming sea, till they came to the
+downs, the lamp-post, and the brushwood-pile, which was safety.
+Very often dreams would break up about them in this fashion, and
+they would be separated, to endure awful adventures alone. But the
+most amusing times were when he and she had a clear understanding
+that it was all make-believe, and walked through mile-wide roaring
+rivers without even taking off their shoes, or set light to populous
+cities to see how they would burn, and were rude as any children to
+the vague shadows met in their rambles. Later in the night they
+were sure to suffer for this, either at the hands of the Railway
+People eating among the roses, or in the tropic uplands at the far
+end of the Thirty-Mile Ride. Together, this did no much affright
+them; but often Georgie would hear her shrill cry of "Boy! Boy!"
+half a world away, and hurry to her rescue before "They" maltreated
+her.
+
+He and she explored the dark-purple downs as far inland from the
+brushwood-pile as they dared, but that was always a dangerous matter.
+The interior was filled with "Them," and "They" went about singing
+in the hollows, and Georgie and she felt safer on or near the
+seaboard. So thoroughly had he come to know the place of his dreams
+that even waking he accepted it as a real country, and made a rough
+sketch of it. He kept his own counsel, of course; but the
+permanence of the land puzzled him. His ordinary dreams were as
+formless and as fleeting as any healthy dreams could be, but once at
+the brushwood-pile he moved within known limits and could see where
+he was going. There were months at a time when nothing notable
+crossed his sleep. Then the dreams would come in a batch of five or
+six, and next morning the map that he kept in his writing case would
+be written up to date, for Georgie was a most methodical person.
+There was, indeed, a danger - his seniors said so - of his developing
+into a regular "Auntie Fuss" of an adjutant, and when an officer
+once takes to old-maidism there is more hope for the virgin of
+seventy than for him.
+
+But fate sent the change that was needed, in the shape of a little
+winter campaign on the Border, which, after the manner of little
+campaigns, flashed out into a very ugly war; and Cottar's regiment
+was chosen among the first.
+
+"Now," said a major, "this'll shake the cobwebs out of us all -
+especially you, Galahad; and we can see what your hen-with-one-chick
+attitude has done for the regiment."
+
+Cottar nearly wept with joy as the campaign went forward. They
+were fit - physically fit beyond the other troops; they were good
+children in camp, wet or dry, fed or unfed; and they followed their
+officers with the quick suppleness and trained obedience of a
+first-class foot-ball fifteen. They were cut off from their apology
+for a base, and cheerfully cut their way back to it again; they
+crowned and cleaned out hills full of the enemy with the precision
+of well-broken dogs of chase; and in the hour of retreat, when,
+hampered with the sick and wounded of the column, they were
+persecuted down eleven miles of waterless valley, they, serving as
+rearguard, covered themselves with a great glory in the eyes of
+fellow-professionals. Any regiment can advance, but few know how
+to retreat with a sting in the tail. Then they turned to made
+roads, most often under fire, and dismantled some inconvenient mud
+redoubts. They were the last corps to be withdrawn when the
+rubbish of the campaign was all swept up; and after a month in
+standing camp, which tries morals severely, they departed to their
+own place in column of fours, singing:
+
+ "'E's goin' to do without 'em -
+ Don't want 'em any more;
+ 'E's goin' to do without 'em,
+ As 'e's often done before.
+ 'E's goin' to be a martyr
+ On a 'ighly novel plan,
+ An' all the boys and girls will say,
+ 'Ow! what a nice young man-man-man!
+ Ow! what a nice young man!'"
+
+There came out a "Gazette" in which Cottar found that he had been
+behaving with "courage and coolness and discretion" in all his
+capacities; that he had assisted the wounded under fire, and blown
+in a gate, also under fire. Net result, his captaincy and a
+brevet majority, coupled with the Distinguished Service Order.
+
+As to his wounded, he explained that they were both heavy men, whom
+he could lift more easily than any one else. "Otherwise, of course,
+I should have sent out one of my men; and, of course, about that
+gate business, we were safe the minute we were well under the walls."
+But this did not prevent his men from cheering him furiously whenever
+they saw him, or the mess from giving him a dinner on the eve of his
+departure to England. (A year's leave was among the things he had
+"snaffled out of the campaign," I to use his own words.) The doctor,
+who had taken quite as much as was good for him, quoted poetry about
+"a good blade carving the casques of men," and so on, and everybody
+told Cottar that he was an excellent person; but when he rose to
+make his maiden speech they shouted so that he was understood to say,
+"It isn't any use tryin' to speak with you chaps rottin' me like
+this. Let's have some pool."
+
+ * * * * * * * * * * * * *
+
+It is not unpleasant to spend eight-and-twenty days in an easy-going
+steamer on warm waters, in the company of a woman who lets you see
+that you are head and shoulders superior to the rest of the world,
+even though that woman may be, and most often is, ten counted years
+your senior. P.O. boats are not lighted with the disgustful
+particularity of Atlantic liners. There is more phosphorescence at
+the bows, and greater silence and darkness by the hand-steering
+gear aft.
+
+Awful things might have happened to Georgie but for the little fact
+that he had never studied the first principles of the game he was
+expected to play. So when Mrs. Zuleika, at Aden, told him how
+motherly an interest she felt in his welfare, medals, brevet, and
+all, Georgie took her at the foot of the letter, and promptly talked
+of his own mother, three hundred miles nearer each day, of his home,
+and so forth, all the way up the Red Sea. It was much easier than
+he had supposed to converse with a woman for an hour at a time.
+Then Mrs. Zuleika, turning from parental affection, spoke of love
+in the abstract as a thing not unworthy of study, and in discreet
+twilights after dinner demanded confidences. Georgie would have
+been delighted to supply them, but he had none, and did not know it
+was his duty to manufacture them. Mrs. Zuleika expressed surprise
+and unbelief, and asked - those questions which deep asks of deep.
+She learned all that was necessary to conviction, and, being very
+much a woman, resumed (Georgie never knew that she had abandoned)
+the motherly attitude.
+
+"Do you know," she said, somewhere in the Mediterranean, "I think
+you're the very dearest boy I have ever met in my life, and I'd like
+you to remember me a little. You will when you are older, but I
+want you to remember me now. You'll make some girl very happy."
+
+"Oh! Hope so," said Georgie, gravely; "but there's heaps of time
+for marryin' an' all that sort of thing, ain't there?"
+
+"That depends. Here are your bean-bags for the Ladies' Competition.
+I think I'm growing too old to care for these tamashas."
+
+They were getting up sports, and Georgie was on the committee. He
+never noticed how perfectly the bags were sewn, but another woman
+did, and smiled - once. He liked Mrs. Zuleika greatly. She was a
+bit old, of course, but uncommonly nice. There was no nonsense
+about her.
+
+A few nights after they passed Gibraltar his dream returned to him.
+She who waited by the brushwood-pile was no longer a little girl,
+but a woman with black hair that grew into a "widow's peak," combed
+back from her forehead. He knew her for the child in black, the
+companion of the last six years, and, as it had been in the time of
+the meetings on the Lost Continent, he was filled with delight
+unspeakable. "They," for some dreamland reason, were friendly or
+had gone away that night, and the two flitted together over all
+their country, from the brushwood-pile up the Thirty-Mile Ride,
+till they saw the House of the Sick Thing, a pin-point in the
+distance to the left; stamped through the Railway Waiting-room
+where the roses lay on the spread breakfast-tables; and returned,
+by the ford and the city they had once burned for sport, to the
+great swells of the downs under the lamp-post. Wherever they moved
+a strong singing followed them underground, but this night there
+was no panic. All the land was empty except for themselves, and at
+the last (they were sitting by the lamp-post hand in hand) she
+turned and kissed him. He woke with a start, staring at the waving
+curtain of the cabin door; he could almost have sworn that the kiss
+was real.
+
+Next morning the ship was rolling in a Biscay sea, and people were
+not happy; but as Georgie came to breakfast, shaven, tubbed, and
+smelling of soap, several turned to look at him because of the light
+in his eyes and the splendour of his countenance.
+
+"Well, you look beastly fit," snapped a neighbour. "Any one left
+you a legacy in the middle of the Bay?"
+
+Georgie reached for the curry, with a seraphic grin. "I suppose
+it's the gettin' so near home, and all that. I do feel rather
+festive this mornin. 'Rolls a bit, doesn't she?"
+
+Mrs. Zuleika stayed in her cabin till the end of the voyage, when
+she left without bidding him farewell, and wept passionately on the
+dock-head for pure joy of meeting her children, who, she had often
+said, were so like their father.
+
+Georgie headed for his own country, wild with delight of his first
+long furlough after the lean seasons. Nothing was changed in that
+orderly life, from the coachman who met him at the station to the
+white peacock that stormed at the carriage from the stone wall above
+the shaven lawns. The house took toll of him with due regard to
+precedence - first the mother; then the father; then the housekeeper,
+who wept and praised God; then the butler, and so on down to the
+under-keeper, who had been dogboy in Georgie's youth, and called
+him "Master Georgie," and was reproved by the groom who had taught
+Georgie to ride.
+
+"Not a thing changed," he sighed contentedly, when the three of them
+sat down to dinner in the late sunlight, while the rabbits crept out
+upon the lawn below the cedars, and the big trout in the ponds by
+the home paddock rose for their evening meal.
+
+"Our changes are all over, dear," cooed the mother; "and now I am
+getting used to your size and your tan (you're very brown, Georgie),
+I see you haven't changed in the least. You're exactly like the
+pater."
+
+The father beamed on this man after his own heart, - "youngest major
+in the army, and should have had the V.C., sir," - and the butler
+listened with his professional mask off when Master Georgie spoke
+of war as it is waged to-day, and his father cross-questioned.
+
+They went out on the terrace to smoke among the roses, and the shadow
+of the old house lay long across the wonderful English foliage,
+which is the only living green in the world.
+
+"Perfect! By Jove, it's perfect!" Georgie was looking at the
+round-bosomed woods beyond the home paddock, where the white pheasant
+boxes were ranged; and the golden air was full of a hundred sacred
+scents and sounds. Georgie felt his father's arm tighten in his.
+
+"It's not half bad - but hodie mihi, cras tibi, isn't it? I suppose
+you'll be turning up some fine day with a girl under your arm, if
+you haven't one now, eh?"
+
+"You can make your mind easy, sir. I haven't one."
+
+" Not in all these years?" said the mother.
+
+"I hadn't time, mummy. They keep a man pretty busy, these days, in
+the service, and most of our mess are unmarried, too."
+
+"But you must have met hundreds in society - at balls, and so on?"
+
+"I'm like the Tenth, mummy: I don't dance."
+
+"Don't dance! What have you been doing with yourself, then - backing
+other men's bills?" said the father.
+
+"Oh, yes; I've done a little of that too; but you see, as things are
+now, a man has all his work cut out for him to keep abreast of his
+profession, and my days were always too full to let me lark about
+half the night."
+
+"Hmm!" - suspiciously.
+
+"It's never too late to learn. We ought to give some kind of
+housewarming for the people about, now you've come back. Unless you
+want to go straight up to town, dear?"
+
+"No. I don't want anything better than this. Let's sit still and
+enjoy ourselves. I suppose there will be something for me to ride
+if I look for it?"
+
+"Seeing I've been kept down to the old brown pair for the last six
+weeks because all the others were being got ready for Master Georgie,
+I should say there might be," the father chuckled. "They're
+reminding me in a hundred ways that I must take the second place now."
+
+"Brutes!"
+
+"The pater doesn't mean it, dear; but every one has been trying to
+make your home-coming a success; and you do like it, don't you?"
+
+"Perfect! Perfect! There's no place like England - when you 've
+done your work."
+
+"That's the proper way to look at it, my son."
+
+And so up and down the flagged walk till their shadows grew long in
+the moonlight, and the mother went indoors and played such songs as
+a small boy once clamoured for, and the squat silver candlesticks
+were brought in, and Georgie climbed to the two rooms in the west
+wing that had been his nursery and his playroom in the beginning.
+Then who should come to tuck him up for the night but the mother?
+And she sat down on the bed, and they talked for a long hour, as
+mother and son should, if there is to be any future for the Empire.
+With a simple woman's deep guile she asked questions and suggested
+answers that should have waked some sign in the face on the pillow,
+and there was neither quiver of eyelid nor quickening of breath,
+neither evasion nor delay in reply. So she blessed him and kissed
+him on the mouth, which is not always a mother's property, and said
+something to her husband later, at which he laughed profane and
+incredulous laughs.
+
+All the establishment waited on Georgie next morning, from the
+tallest six-year-old, "with a mouth like a kid glove, Master Georgie,"
+to the under-keeper strolling carelessly along the horizon, Georgie's
+pet rod in his hand, and "There's a four-pounder risin' below the
+lasher. You don't 'ave 'em in Injia, Mast-Major Georgie." It was
+all beautiful beyond telling, even though the mother insisted on
+taking him out in the landau (the leather had the hot Sunday smell
+of his youth) and showing him off to her friends at all the houses
+for six miles round; and the pater bore him up to town and a lunch
+at the club, where he introduced him, quite carelessly, to not less
+than thirty ancient warriors whose sons were not the youngest majors
+in the army and had not the D.S.O. After that it was Georgie's turn;
+and remembering his friends, he filled up the house with that kind
+of officer who live in cheap lodgings at Southsea or Montpelier
+Square, Brompton - good men all, but not well off. The mother
+perceived that they needed girls to play with; and as there was no
+scarcity of girls, the house hummed like a dovecote in spring. They
+tore up the place for amateur theatricals; they disappeared in the
+gardens when they ought to have been rehearsing; they swept off
+every available horse and vehicle, especially the governess-cart and
+the fat pony; they fell into the trout-ponds; they picnicked and
+they tennised; and they sat on gates in the twilight, two by two,
+and Georgie found that he was not in the least necessary to their
+entertainment.
+
+"My word!" said he, when he saw the last of their dear backs. "They
+told me they've enjoyed 'emselves, but they haven't done half the
+things they said they would."
+
+"I know they've enjoyed themselves - immensely," said the mother.
+"You're a public benefactor, dear."
+
+"Now we can be quiet again, can't we?"
+
+"Oh, quite. I've a very dear friend of mine that I want you to know.
+She couldn't come with the house so full, because she's an invalid,
+and she was away when you first came. She's a Mrs. Lacy."
+
+"Lacy! I don't remember the name about here."
+
+"No; they came after you went to India - from Oxford. Her husband
+died there, and she lost some money, I believe. They bought The
+Firs on the Bassett Road. She's a very sweet woman, and we're very
+fond of them both."
+
+"She's a widow, didn't you say?"
+
+"She has a daughter. Surely I said so, dear?"
+
+"Does she fall into trout-ponds, and gas and giggle, and 'Oh, Major
+Cottah!' and all that sort of thing?"
+
+"No, indeed. She's a very quiet girl, and very musical. She always
+came over here with her music-books - composing, you know; and she
+generally works all day, so you won't - "
+
+"'Talking about Miriam?" said the pater, coming up. The mother edged
+toward him within elbow-reach. There was no finesse about Georgie's
+father. "Oh, Miriam's a dear girl. Plays beautifully. Rides
+beautifully, too. She's a regular pet of the household. Used to
+call me - " The elbow went home, and ignorant but obedient always,
+the pater shut himself off.
+
+"What used she to call you, sir?"
+
+"All sorts of pet names. I'm very fond of Miriam."
+
+"Sounds Jewish - Miriam."
+
+"Jew! You'll be calling yourself a Jew next. She's one of the
+Herefordshire Lacys. When her aunt dies - " Again the elbow.
+
+"Oh, you won't see anything of her, Georgie. She's busy with her
+music or her mother all day. Besides, you're going up to town
+tomorrow, aren't you? I thought you said something about an
+Institute meeting?" The mother spoke.
+
+"Go up to town now! What nonsense!" Once more the pater was shut
+off.
+
+"I had some idea of it, but I'm not quite sure," said the son of
+the house. Why did the mother try to get him away because a musical
+girl and her invalid parent were expected? He did not approve of
+unknown females calling his father pet names. He would observe these
+pushing persons who had been only seven years in the county.
+
+All of which the delighted mother read in his countenance, herself
+keeping an air of sweet disinterestedness.
+
+"They'll be here this evening for dinner. I'm sending the carriage
+over for them, and they won't stay more than a week."
+
+"Perhaps I shall go up to town. I don't quite know yet." Georgie
+moved away irresolutely. There was a lecture at the United Services
+Institute on the supply of ammunition in the field, and the one man
+whose theories most irritated Major Cottar would deliver it. A
+heated discussion was sure to follow, and perhaps he might find
+himself moved to speak. He took his rod that afternoon and went
+down to thrash it out among the trout.
+
+"Good sport, dear!" said the mother, from the terrace.
+
+"Fraid it won't be, mummy. All those men from town, and the girls
+particularly, have put every trout off his feed for weeks. There
+isn't one of 'em that cares for fishin' - really. Fancy stampin'
+and shoutin' on the bank, and tellin' every fish for half a mile
+exactly what you're goin' to do, and then chuckin' a brute of a fly
+at him! By Jove, it would scare me if I was a trout!"
+
+But things were not as bad as he had expected. The black gnat was
+on the water, and the water was strictly preserved. A
+three-quarter-pounder at the second cast set him for the campaign,
+and he worked down-stream, crouching behind the reed and meadowsweet;
+creeping between a hornbeam hedge and a foot-wide strip of bank,
+where he could see the trout, but where they could not distinguish
+him from the background; lying almost on his stomach to switch the
+blue-upright sidewise through the checkered shadows of a gravelly
+ripple under overarching trees. But he had known every inch of the
+water since he was four feet high. The aged and astute between sunk
+roots, with the large and fat that lay in the frothy scum below some
+strong rush of water, sucking as lazily as carp, came to trouble in
+their turn, at the hand that imitated so delicately the flicker and
+wimple of an egg-dropping fly. Consequently, Georgie found himself
+five miles from home when he ought to have been dressing for dinner.
+The housekeeper had taken good care that her boy should not go empty,
+and before he changed to the white moth he sat down to excellent
+claret with sandwiches of potted egg and things that adoring women
+make and men never notice. Then back, to surprise the otter grubbing
+for fresh-water mussels, the rabbits on the edge of the beechwoods
+foraging in the clover, and the policeman-like white owl stooping to
+the little fieldmice, till the moon was strong, and he took his rod
+apart, and went home through well-remembered gaps in the hedges. He
+fetched a compass round the house, for, though he might have broken
+every law of the establishment every hour, the law of his boyhood
+was unbreakable: after fishing you went in by the south garden
+back-door, cleaned up in the outer scullery, and did not present
+yourself to your elders and your betters till you had washed and
+changed.
+
+"Half-past ten, by Jove! Well, we'll make the sport an excuse. They
+wouldn't want to see me the first evening, at any rate. Gone to bed,
+probably." He skirted by the open French windows of the drawing-room.
+"No, they haven't. They look very comfy in there."
+
+He could see his father in his own particular chair, the mother in
+hers, and the back of a girl at the piano by the big potpourri-jar.
+The gardens looked half divine in the moonlight, and he turned down
+through the roses to finish his pipe.
+
+A prelude-ended, and there floated out a voice of the kind that in
+his childhood he used to call "creamy" a full, true contralto; and
+this is the song that he heard, every syllable of it:
+
+ Over the edge of the purple down,
+ Where the single lamplight gleams,
+ Know ye the road to the Merciful Town
+ That is hard by the Sea of Dreams-
+ Where the poor may lay their wrongs away,
+ And the sick may forget to weep?
+ But we - pity us! Oh, pity us!
+ We wakeful; ah, pity us! -
+ We must go back with Policeman Day -
+ Back from the City of Sleep!
+
+ Weary they turn from the scroll and crown,
+ Fetter and prayer and plough
+ They that go up to the Merciful Town,
+ For her gates are closing now.
+ It is their right in the Baths of Night
+ Body and soul to steep
+ But we - pity us! ah, pity us!
+ We wakeful; oh, pity us! -
+ We must go back with Policeman Day -
+ Back from the City of Sleep!
+
+ Over the edge of the purple down,
+ Ere the tender dreams begin,
+ Look - we may look - at the Merciful Town,
+ But we may not enter in !
+ Outcasts all, from her guarded wall
+ Back to our watch we creep:
+ We - pity us! ah, pity us!
+ We wakeful; oh, pity us! -
+ We that go back with Policeman Day -
+ Back from the City of Sleep
+
+At the last echo he was aware that his mouth was dry and unknown
+pulses were beating in the roof of it. The housekeeper, who would
+have it that he must have fallen in and caught a chill, was waiting
+to catch him on the stairs, and, since he neither saw nor answered
+her, carried a wild tale abroad that brought his mother knocking at
+the door.
+
+"Anything happened, dear? Harper said she thought you weren't - "
+
+"No; it's nothing. I'm all right, mummy. Please don't bother."
+
+He did not recognise his own voice, but that was a small matter
+beside what he was considering. Obviously, most obviously, the
+whole coincidence was crazy lunacy. He proved it to the satisfaction
+of Major George Cottar, who was going up to town to-morrow to hear a
+lecture on the supply of ammunition in the field; and having so
+proved it, the soul and brain and heart and body of Georgie cried
+joyously: "That's the Lily Lock girl - the Lost Continent girl -
+the Thirty-Mile Ride girl - the Brushwood girl! I know her!"
+
+He waked, stiff and cramped in his chair, to reconsider the situation
+by sunlight, when it did not appear normal. But a man must eat, and
+he went to breakfast, his heart between his teeth, holding himself
+severely in hand.
+
+"Late, as usual," said the mother. "'My boy, Miss Lacy."
+
+A tall girl in black raised her eyes to his, and Georgie's life
+training deserted him - just as soon as he realised that she did not
+know. He stared coolly and critically. There was the abundant black
+hair, growing in a widow's peak, turned back from the forehead, with
+that peculiar ripple over the right ear; there were the grey eyes set
+a little close together; the short upper lip, resolute chin, and the
+known poise of the head. There was also the small well-cut mouth
+that had kissed him.
+
+"Georgie - dear!" said the mother, amazedly, for Miriam was flushing
+under the stare.
+
+"I - I beg your pardon!" he gulped. "I don't know whether the mother
+has told you, but I'm rather an idiot at times, specially before I've
+had my breakfast. It's - it's a family failing.' He turned to
+explore among the hot-water dishes on the sideboard, rejoicing that
+she did not know - she did not know.
+
+His conversation for the rest of the meal was mildly insane, though
+the mother thought she had never seen her boy look half so handsome.
+How could any girl, least of all one of Miriam's discernment, forbear
+to fall down and worship? But deeply Miriam was displeased. She
+had never been stared at in that fashion before, and promptly retired
+into her shell when Georgie announced that he had changed his mind
+about going to town, and would stay to play with Miss Lacy if she
+had nothing better to do.
+
+"Oh, but don't let me throw you out. I'm at work. I've things to
+do all the morning."
+
+"What possessed Georgie to behave so oddly?" the mother sighed to
+herself. "Miriam's a bundle of feelings - like her mother."
+
+"You compose - don't you? Must be a fine thing to be able to do
+that. [" Pig-oh, pig!" thought Miriam.] I think I heard you singin'
+when I came in last night after fishin'. All about a Sea of Dreams,
+wasn't it? [Miriam shuddered to the core of the soul that afflicted
+her.] Awfully pretty song. How d' you think of such things?"
+
+"You only composed the music, dear, didn't you?"
+
+"The words too. I'm sure of it," said Georgie, with a sparkling eye.
+No; she did not know.
+
+"Yeth; I wrote the words too." Miriam spoke slowly, for she knew
+she lisped when she was nervous.
+
+"Now how could you tell, Georgie?" said the mother, as delighted as
+though the youngest major in the army were ten years old, showing off
+before company.
+
+"I was sure of it, somehow. Oh, there are heaps of things about me,
+mummy, that you don't understand. Looks as if it were goin' to be
+a hot day - for England. Would you care for a ride this afternoon,
+Miss Lacy? We can start out after tea, if you'd like it."
+
+Miriam could not in decency refuse, but any woman might see she was
+not filled with delight.
+
+"That will be very nice, if you take the Bassett Road. It will save
+me sending Martin down to the village," said the mother, filling in
+gaps.
+
+Like all good managers, the mother had her one weakness - a mania for
+little strategies that should economise horses and vehicles. Her
+men-folk complained that she turned them into common carriers, and
+there was a legend in the family that she had once said to the pater
+on the morning of a meet: "If you should kill near Bassett, dear, and
+if it isn't too late, would you mind just popping over and matching
+me this?"
+
+" I knew that was coming. You'd never miss a chance, mother. If
+it's a fish or a trunk I won't." Georgie laughed.
+
+"It's only a duck. They can do it up very neatly at Mallett's,"
+said the mother, simply. "You won't mind, will you? We'll have a
+scratch dinner at nine, because it's so hot."
+
+The long summer day dragged itself out for centuries; but at last
+there was tea on the lawn, and Miriam appeared.
+
+She was in the saddle before he could offer to help, with the clean
+spring of the child who mounted the pony for the Thirty-Mile Ride.
+The day held mercilessly, though Georgie got down thrice to look for
+imaginary stones in Rufus's foot. One cannot say even simple things
+in broad light, and this that Georgie meditated was not simple. So
+he spoke seldom, and Miriam was divided between relief and scorn.
+It annoyed her that the great hulking thing should know she had
+written the words of the song overnight; for though a maiden may
+sing her most secret fancies aloud, she does not care to have them
+trampled over by the male Philistine. They rode into the little
+red-brick street of Bassett, and Georgie made untold fuss over the
+disposition of that duck. It must go in just such a package, and
+be fastened to the saddle in just such a manner, though eight
+o'clock had struck and they were miles from dinner.
+
+"We must be quick!" said Miriam, bored and angry.
+
+"There's no great hurry; but we can cut over Dowhead Down, and let
+'em out on the grass. That will save us half an hour."
+
+The horses capered on the short, sweet-smelling turf, and the
+delaying shadows gathered in the valley as they cantered over the
+great dun down that overhangs Bassett and the Western coaching-road.
+Insensibly the pace quickened without thought of mole-hills; Rufus,
+gentleman that he was, waiting on Miriam's Dandy till they should
+have cleared the rise. Then down the two-mile slope they raced
+together, the wind whistling in their ears, to the steady throb of
+eight hoofs and the light click-click of the shifting bits.
+
+"Oh, that was glorious!" Miriam cried, reining in. "Dandy and I are
+old friends, but I don't think we've ever gone better together."
+
+"No; but you've gone quicker, once or twice."
+
+"Really?. When?"
+
+Georgie moistened his lips. "Don't you remember the Thirty-Mile
+Ride - with me - when 'They' were after us - on the beach-road, with
+the sea to the left - going toward the lamp-post on the downs?"
+
+The girl gasped. "What - what do you mean?" she said hysterically.
+
+"The Thirty-Mile Ride, and - and all the rest of it."
+
+"You mean - ? I didn't sing anything about the Thirty-Mile Ride.
+I know I didn't. I have never told a living soul.'"
+
+"You told about Policeman Day, and the lamp at the top of the downs,
+and the City of Sleep. It all joins on, you know - it's the same
+country - and it was easy enough to see where you had been."
+
+"Good God! - It joins on - of course it does; but - I have been -
+you have been - Oh, let's walk, please, or I shall fall off!"
+
+Georgie ranged alongside, and laid a hand that shook below her
+bridle-hand, pulling Dandy into a walk. Miriam was sobbing as he
+had seen a man sob under the touch of the bullet.
+
+"It's all right - it's all right," he whispered feebly. "Only -
+only it's true, you know."
+
+"True! Am I mad?"
+
+"Not unless I'm mad as well. Do try to think a minute quietly.
+How could any one conceivably know anything about the Thirty-Mile
+Ride having anything to do with you, unless he had been there?"
+
+"But where? But where? Tell me!"
+
+"There - wherever it may be - in our country, I suppose. Do you
+remember the first time you rode it - the Thirty-Mile Ride, I
+mean? You must."
+
+"It was all dreams - all dreams!"
+
+"Yes, but tell, please; because I know."
+
+"Let me think. I - we were on no account to make any noise - on no
+account to make any noise." She was staring between Dandy's ears,
+with eyes that did not see, and a suffocating heart.
+
+"Because 'It' was dying in the big house?" Georgie went on, reining
+in again.
+
+"There was a garden with green-and-gilt railings - all hot. Do you
+remember?"
+
+"I ought to. I was sitting on the other side of the bed before 'It'
+coughed and 'They' came in."
+
+"You!" - the deep voice was unnaturally full and strong, and the
+girl's wide-opened eyes burned in the dusk as she stared him through
+and through. "Then you're the Boy - my Brushwood Boy, and I've known
+you all my life!"
+
+She fell forward on Dandy's neck. Georgie forced himself out of the
+weakness that was overmastering his limbs, and slid an arm round her
+waist. The head dropped on his shoulder, and he found himself with
+parched lips saying things that up till then he believed existed
+only in printed works of fiction. Mercifully the horses were quiet.
+She made no attempt to draw herself away when she recovered, but lay
+still, whispering, "Of course you're the Boy, and I didn't know -
+I didn't know."
+
+"I knew last night; and when I saw you at breakfast - "
+
+"Oh, that was why! I wondered at the time. You would, of course."
+
+"I couldn't speak before this. Keep your head where it is, dear.
+It's all right now - all right now, isn't it?"
+
+"But how was it I didn't know - after all these years and years?
+I remember - oh, what lots of things I remember!"
+
+"Tell me some. I'll look after the horses."
+
+"I remember waiting for you when the steamer came in. Do you?"
+
+"At the Lily Lock, beyond Hong-Kong and Java?"
+
+"Do you call it that, too?"
+
+"You told me it was when I was lost in the continent. That was you
+that showed me the way through the mountains?"
+
+"When the islands slid? It must have been, because you're the only
+one I remember. All the others were 'Them.'
+
+"Awful brutes they were, too."
+
+"I remember showing you the Thirty-Mile Ride the first time. You
+ride just as you used to - then. You are you!"
+
+"That's odd. I thought that of you this afternoon. Isn't it
+wonderful?"
+
+"What does it all mean? Why should you and I of the millions of
+people in the world have this - this thing between us? What does
+it mean? I'm frightened."
+
+"This!" said Georgie. The horses quickened their pace. They thought
+they had heard an order. "Perhaps when we die we may find out more,
+but it means this now."
+
+There was no answer. What could she say? As the world went, they
+had known each other rather less than eight and a half hours, but
+the matter was one that did not concern the world. There was a very
+long silence, while the breath in their nostrils drew cold and sharp
+as it might have been a fume of ether.
+
+"That's the second," Georgie whispered. "You remember, don't you?"
+
+"It's not!" - furiously. "It's not!"
+
+"On the downs the other night-months ago. You were just as you are
+now, and we went over the country for miles and miles."
+
+"It was all empty, too. They had gone away. Nobody frightened us.
+I wonder why, Boy?"
+
+"Oh, if you remember that, you must remember the rest. Confess!"
+
+"I remember lots of things, but I know I didn't. I never have -
+till just now."
+
+"You did, dear."
+
+"I know I didn't, because - oh, it's no use keeping anything back!
+because I truthfully meant to."
+
+"And truthfully did."
+
+"No; meant to; but some one else came by."
+
+"There wasn't any one else. There never has been."
+
+"There was - there always is. It was another woman - out there -
+on the sea. I saw her. It was the 26th of May. I've got it written
+down somewhere."
+
+"Oh, you've kept a record of your dreams, too? That's odd about
+the other woman, because I happened to be on the sea just then."
+
+"I was right. How do I know what you've done when you were awake -
+and I thought it was only you!"
+
+"You never were more wrong in your life. What a little temper
+you've got! Listen to me a minute, dear." And Georgie, though he
+knew it not, committed black perjury. "It - it isn't the kind of
+thing one says to any one, because they'd laugh; but on my word and
+honour, darling, I've never been kissed by a living soul outside my
+own people in all my life. Don't laugh, dear. I wouldn't tell any
+one but you, but it's the solemn truth."
+
+"I knew! You are you. Oh, I knew you'd come some day; but I didn't
+know you were you in the least till you spoke."
+
+"Then give me another."
+
+"And you never cared or looked anywhere? Why, all the round world
+must have loved you from the very minute they saw you, Boy."
+
+"They kept it to themselves if they did. No; I never cared."
+
+"And we shall be late for dinner - horribly late. Oh, how can I
+look at you in the light before your mother - and mine!"
+
+"We'll play you're Miss Lacy till the proper time comes. What's
+the shortest limit for people to get engaged? S'pose we have got
+to go through all the fuss of an engagement, haven't we?"
+
+"Oh, I don't want to talk about that. It's so commonplace. I've
+thought of something that you don't know. I'm sure of it. What's
+my name?"
+
+Miri - no, it isn't, by Jove! Wait half a second, and it'll come
+back to me. You aren't - you can't? Why, those old tales - before
+I went to school! I've never thought of 'em from that day to this.
+Are you the original, only Annieanlouise?"
+
+"It was what you always called me ever since the beginning. Oh!
+We've turned into the avenue, and we must be an hour late."
+
+"What does it matter? The chain goes as far back as those days?
+It must, of course - of course it must. I've got to ride round with
+this pestilent old bird-confound him!"
+
+"'"Ha! ha!" said the duck, laughing'- do you remember that?"
+
+"Yes, I do - flower-pots on my feet, and all. We've been together
+all this while; and I've got to say good bye to you till dinner.
+Sure I'll see you at dinner-time? Sure you won't sneak up to your
+room, darling, and leave me all the evening? Good-bye, dear -
+good-bye."
+
+"Good-bye, Boy, good-bye. Mind the arch! Don't let Rufus bolt into
+his stables. Good-bye. Yes, I'll come down to dinner; but - what
+shall I do when I see you in the light!"
+
+
+
+
+
+End of The Project Gutenberg Etext The Day's Work [Vol. 1], by Kipling
+