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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Surprising Stories about the Mouse and Her
+Sons, and the Funny Pigs., by Unknown
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+Title: Surprising Stories about the Mouse and Her Sons, and the Funny Pigs.
+ With Laughable Colored Engravings
+
+Author: Unknown
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+Release Date: May 13, 2008 [EBook #25458]
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+SURPRISING STORIES
+
+ABOUT
+
+THE MOUSE AND HER SONS,
+
+AND
+
+THE FUNNY PIGS.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+WITH LAUGHABLE COLOURED ENGRAVINGS.
+
+
+LONDON: DEAN & SON, 11, LUDGATE HILL, E. C.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+THE
+
+MOUSE
+
+AND
+
+HER SONS.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+THE MOUSE AND HER SONS.
+
+
+Once on a time there lived a Mouse,
+Sole mistress of a spacious house,
+ And rich as mouse need be:
+'Tis true her dwelling, underground,
+Was neither long, nor square, nor round,
+ But suiting her degree.
+
+No lofty ceilings there were seen,
+No windows clear, or gardens green,
+ Or rooms with neat division.
+But, in a corner, she could find
+Of viands, sorted to her mind,
+ A notable provision.
+
+Her neighbours round esteemed her well,
+And often in her little cell,
+ Would spend a social hour;
+Besides, she had a friendly heart,
+And to the poor she would impart
+ Some of her little store.
+
+Now, Madam Mouse two sons had got,
+One named Streak,--the other, Spot;
+ She gave them education,
+And also taught them to excel
+In all such arts as fitted well
+ A Mouse's occupation.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Two prettier Mice were never seen,
+So soft, so nimble, and so clean;
+ Their teeth were sharp, their eyes were bright;
+And when through wood she saw them gnaw
+As neatly, almost, as a saw,
+ The mother's eyes beamed with delight.
+
+And oft, she said, "My sons, beware
+The guileful Cat and baited snare,
+ To Mice a sure perdition!"
+And showed how, caught within the trap
+They would bewail their dire mishap,
+ With tears of sad condition.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And, in plain terms, she would describe
+Those terrors of the mousing tribe,
+ In every form and feature;
+And then she would pourtray the Cat
+Sworn enemy of Mouse or Rat,
+ A most voracious creature.
+
+Now, being grown both stout and strong,
+They thought they had remained too long
+ In idleness at home;
+And now their food they daily sought,
+And of their mother little thought
+ While they abroad did roam.
+
+One fatal hour, with spirits gay,
+Far from their home they strolled away,
+ And reached a lone farm-house;
+Abundance, there, was found to eat;
+It had been long a known retreat
+ To many a wandering mouse.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+But now the housewife saw, dismayed,
+The waste so many mice had made,
+ And did a trap procure.
+"And if I catch a mouse," said she,
+"No mercy shall it find from me;
+ From mice my pantry I'll secure."
+
+Agreeing once to sup at home,
+A different way the brothers roam;
+ Each finds a different fate.
+Soon nimble Spot the pantry found,
+And views the eatables around,
+ With consequence elate.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And in the midst a trap there stood,
+Made strong with wire and with wood,
+ And baited with fresh-toasted cheese.
+"Dear me!" said the admiring mouse,
+"What do I see?--a pretty house,
+ Constructed me to please.
+
+"What silly things these mothers are,"
+Said he, with a conceited air;
+ "What cause is there for fear?
+This door is very high and wide,
+Myself and twenty more beside,
+ Might safely enter here."
+
+Then in he rushed, and seized the bait,
+And soon the dainty morsel ate,
+ Then turned to go away.
+But, ah! poor mouse, he finds the door,
+Which he so freely passed before,
+ Compels him now to stay.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Now his kind mother's warnings rise,
+And place before his weeping eyes,
+ Grim death in every shape.
+Alas! poor prisoner Spot can see
+No prospect left of liberty,
+ No chance of his escape.
+
+Now turn we to the kitchen side,
+And see what fortune can betide
+ Poor Streak, who there is gone;
+Where by a blazing fire there sat
+A glossy, well-fed tabby cat,
+ Half sleeping, and alone.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+With veneration mixed with awe,
+For the first time, a cat he saw
+ And thus expressed his mind:--
+"Can this meek creature prove," said he,
+"The cat--so oft described to me,--
+ Devourer of our kind."
+
+And now, to have a nearer view,
+Closer and closer still, he drew,
+ And hears her softly purring;
+"Ah me!" he cries, "what dulcet note,
+What music from that downy throat;
+ I'm sure she is not stirring."
+
+The cat now turned her amber eyes,
+And view'd poor Streak with glad surprise,
+ Then caught him with her claw;
+Now o'er her head she whirls him round,
+Then dashes him against the ground,
+ Or strikes him with her paw.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Now lets him run a little way,
+Now claws him back in cruel play,
+ Or bites through his soft ear;
+At length, exerting all his strength,
+He made a leap of wond'rous length,
+ And got away quite clear.
+
+"Why are my sons abroad so late?"
+The mother said, foreboding fate,
+ And oft she sighed full sore;
+Just then, she heard a mournful squeak,
+And soon beheld poor wounded Streak,
+ Come crawling through the door.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+With falt'ring voice, and accents slow,
+He told his little tale of woe,
+ And of his hurts did tell.
+"Oh! had I been advised by thee,
+My dearest mother, then," said he,
+ "I had been safe and well.
+
+"Not many moments can I live,
+My loving mother, pardon give,
+ And let me die in peace."
+Full many a tear the mother shed
+Beside poor Mousey's dying bed,
+ And soon his voice did cease.
+
+"Disastrous fate!" the Mouse did say,
+"To lose both sons in one sad day,
+ Dear objects of my love."
+But, hark! a well-known step is heard,
+Each bristle of the Mouse's beard,
+ Began with hope to move.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And soon poor Spot's long nose she saw,
+And then his little pointed paw,
+ Come gently on the floor.
+"O, mother, mother," cried the Mouse,
+"With joy I see our happy house;
+ My peaceful home, once more."
+
+With transport she beholds her son,
+Who, on recovering breath, begun
+ To tell his perils past;
+And how he had, with tooth and claw,
+Contrived from out the trap to gnaw,
+ And so escaped at last.
+
+
+MORAL.
+
+
+If you do not attend to your parents' advice,
+You may come to sad fate, like the two little mice.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+END OF
+
+THE MOUSE AND HER SONS.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE
+
+LITTLE PIG'S RAMBLE
+
+FROM HOME.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+THE LITTLE PIG'S RAMBLE FROM HOME.
+
+
+Once it happened, though when, is not easily said,
+That a grunter, Jack Pig, took it into his head
+To quit his good home,--his dear mother to leave,
+Not thinking at all how for him she would grieve.
+Said Jack, "Brother Bob for his pleasure has strayed;
+I'll roam away, too, when I'm nicely arrayed:"
+Next morn he set off in a hat and wig dressed;--
+The same that the farmer's son wore as his best.
+
+ With snout aloft, he started out,
+ Then on the green he gazed about:
+ He whisked his tail with pure delight,
+Saying--"I shall not lodge here to-night."
+ The geese came hissing at his heel,
+ But, 'midst their noise he heard a squeal;
+ And looking to see from whence it came,
+ He spied his mother down the lane.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Her son," said he, "so tall, she'll never know,
+Dressed smartly as I am, so like a beau."
+His heart beat quickly as his ma' he passed,
+But, bowing, "How d'ye do, good dame?" he asked;
+Then biting from out the hedge a nice cane,
+And putting his hat on, said "All's right again;
+Now over the world I'll roam, as fast as I can:"
+Then he flourished his cane, and onward he ran.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And trotting on briskly, Piggy soon came
+To a field where some schoolboys were having a game;
+Said he, "As I'm tired, I'll lie down to rest,
+And perhaps if I do so, just here 'twill be best:
+For I should not much like these poor boys to disturb,
+As they possibly might be so very absurd
+As to leave off their game, for respect towards me,
+No occasion for which I can possibly see."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+But, just then, a boy spied him, and giving a call,
+Thus said to his comrades, "Come here, my lads, all."
+Then they left off their play, and they chased the poor pig,
+Until he had lost both his hat and his wig.
+They left him, at last, overcome with fatigue;
+"Though," said he, "it is not for myself that I grieve,
+But to think of the manners of these country clowns!
+Such conduct would never be met with in towns."
+
+To get back his wig, he was greatly perplexed,
+About which and his hat, he was equally vexed;
+For the wind, when the boys were hardest in chase,
+Blew them both in the river, its surface to grace;
+And they seemed to mock Piggy, as there they did float;
+"But I'll have you," said Jack, who pushed off in a boat;
+When his finery reaching, the boat he upset,
+"I can swim," cried the blade, "and I don't mind the wet."
+
+But, beside his own hide, both his wig and his hat
+Were wet and deranged; so, to remedy that,
+"I'll enter this cottage; here's a fire," he said,
+"I'll hang them to dry, while I lie in the bed."
+When the dame returned home, as he slumbered so snug,
+She soon spied the gentleman under the rug,
+And basted him well with a stick like a log,
+Turning him and his wardrobe out into a bog.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+In the miry mess Piggy long struggled about,
+Unable to rise; but at last he got out,
+And crept to a field where fine cabbages grew:
+"I'm hungry," said he, "I'll indulge in a few."
+When, just as his snout had a nice plant uptorn,
+A shot through his ear he had reason to mourn,
+Discharged from the gun of a lad stationed there,
+To take care of the crop, and all robbers to scare.
+
+Wounded, weary, and hungry, poor Jack now felt sad,
+And thought of the home, so safe he once had,
+Where he'd plenty of food, and clean straw for his bed,
+And at night, a roof of good thatch o'er his head.
+He escaped from the field, though he scarcely knew how,
+And scampered as fast as his strength would allow:
+In the distance, a town, long and wide he could see;
+"Ah! ah!" said Jack Swine, "that's the quarter for me."
+
+Then Jack hurried on to the city so gay,
+Where he walked through the streets in his comic array;
+But think of his horror, oh! think of his dread,
+When, hanging immediately over his head,
+In the first butcher's shop that he chanced to discover,
+Were the mortal remains of poor Bobby, his brother,
+"'Tis sad," sighed our Jack, "such a difference should be
+Between that unfortunate fellow and me."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+But now I have hardly the heart to relate
+To my dear little readers, the terrible fate
+That awaited poor Jack. Scarce a moment had passed,
+As he gazed on his brother, while tears trickled fast,
+When he uttered a loud and a heart-rending wail,
+For a butcher, in blue, had caught hold of his tail,
+By which, and one ear, while Jack squeaked for his mother,
+Away he was dragged, to be slain, like his brother.
+
+The sun rose, next morning, and shed its first gleam,
+On exact the same spot where his brother had been;
+But there, in the same place, extended and dead,
+Hung poor master Jacky, without any head.
+The head, too, hung near,--but without its fine wig,
+And was now to be seen as the head of a pig.
+Many times has the butcher thought of his good luck,
+But he'll never again capture such a gay buck.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+If pigs will walk upright, and strut with fine canes,
+Stalking in towns, 'stead of roaming in lanes,
+Misfortunes they'll meet with, no doubt, such as Jack's,
+Getting shots through their ears, and kicks on their backs.
+
+ Piggy left a good sty,
+ And went out, like a guy;
+ But think you, who chide him,
+ How many beside him,
+ By false pleasures are won,
+ Like the Prodigal Son.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And while smiling at Piggy, think, too, of the woes
+That attend, more or less, every wanderer who goes,
+Leaving behind him his true friends, to roam,
+In search of those pleasures found only at home.
+
+
+END OF THE LITTLE PIG's RAMBLE FROM HOME.
+
+
+
+
+THE
+
+LITTLE PIG'S TALE.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+THE LITTLE PIG'S TALE.
+
+
+In a certain farm-yard, not a hundred miles off,
+Some pigs were enjoying themselves at a trough;
+They were having their dinner, or if 'twere too soon,
+It might be their breakfast,--it scarcely was noon,
+And, as pigs of fashion, their ears it might shock
+To talk about dining before twelve o'clock.
+
+Well,--let us suppose it was breakfast,--and they
+With their delicate noses were grubbing away,
+When up came their master, whose looks, to my thinking,
+Betokened a love for good eating and drinking;
+And 'tis not unlikely the pigs thought so too,
+For they never so much as said "How do you do?"
+But went on in silence to finish their feeding,
+Which certainly was not a mark of good breeding;
+But as they thus acted, I must tell the truth,
+Though I'd rather my pigs had not been so uncouth.
+
+However, the master looked on at his leisure,
+And seemed to regard them with infinite pleasure,
+And no ill intent,--'till he happened to see
+One fat little lady pig, white as could be.
+Then his mouth fairly watered, as he thought how nice,
+With sage, onion, and apple sauce, would be a slice
+Of that nice tempting piggy,--so, calling to Joe,
+Who also was fond of roast pork, you must know,
+Said, "Joe, you had better that little pig kill,
+Before she gets bigger." Said Joe, "Sir, I will."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The pigs heard this order with great consternation,
+And grunted, quite clearly, their disapprobation;
+But master and man took no heed of their sorrow,
+And Miss was to die the day after the morrow.
+The rest, who were all in her fate interested,
+Now offered such comfort as pity suggested:
+"They won't hurt you much," simpered one tender swain,
+"I've heard that this killing is scarce any pain;
+Pray take some more wash, and this cabbage-stalk bite."
+"No, thank you," said Piggy, "I've no appetite."
+
+At night, when she laid herself down in her sty,
+In vain she attempted to close her bright eye:
+Not a wink could she get through the whole of the night,
+And wept till she made herself look like a fright.
+She turned first on one side, and then on the other,
+And two or three times thought of waking her mother;
+But this was not easy, for pigs are sound sleepers,
+And not very willing to open their peepers.
+
+At last morning dawned, and mamma pig awoke,
+When thus poor Miss Piggy with much spirit spoke:
+"Dear mother, it certainly is a great pity,
+To kill me while I'm so young and so pretty;
+But if they can have such bad taste as to do it,
+I really don't see why I should submit to it.
+No one in their senses, I think, would remain
+When they know they are soon to be cruelly slain;
+There are more sties than this in the world, I dare say,
+So I think I had better at once run away."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Alas! my dear child," said her mother, "I fear
+You may as well make up your mind to stay here,
+For 'tis likely the very first person you meet,
+Would carry you off, and then kill you to eat.
+Wherever you go, there is just the same danger;
+You had better be killed by a friend, than a stranger.
+To tell you the truth, I am sadly afraid,
+It is for man's eating that we pigs are made.
+The thought is not pleasant, yet, what we can't cure,
+As the old proverb says, we must learn to endure."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Then a grave-looking pig, of respectable age,
+Who was always considered remarkably sage,
+Said, "Ladies, allow me to offer a word
+Respecting the orders we yesterday heard.
+It seems that Miss does not approve of the plan
+Proposed by our master to Joseph, his man;
+Though such we all come to, at one time or other:
+Last week I thus lost my affectionate brother,
+And next week, perhaps, I myself may be taken,
+For this is the season for making of bacon;
+However, as Miss Pig objects thus to be
+Cut off in her prime,--and we all must agree
+It is very unpleasant,--there can be no doubt of it,--
+I've thought of a way by which she may get out of it:
+Now, if she had not been so plump and good looking,
+They would never have fancied her ready for cooking;
+But if she'd get rid of these charms, I am thinking,
+By living awhile without eating or drinking,
+And hides herself up in the loft, 'mongst the hay,
+They'll think that somebody has stole her away.
+And when she comes back, she will be so much thinner,
+Depend on't they'll no longer want her for dinner."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Mamma thought this scheme was uncommonly clever,
+But her daughter indignantly answered, "No, never!
+What! lose all my beauty? I'd much rather die for it;
+If that's my last chance, I am sure I shan't try for it;
+To be called thin and ugly,--I never could bear;--
+The thought makes me nervous. I vow and declare.
+I should be neglected, and not have a lover:
+I'd rather be killed, half a dozen times over.
+'Tis a comfort to know, since my life I'm not able
+To save, I shall look very well on the table."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Poor Piggy was killed on the very next day,
+And all who'd the pleasure of tasting her, say
+That she was so nice, they should never forget her,
+The Queen and Prince Consort could not have a better.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+END OF THE LITTLE PIG'S TALE.
+
+
+
+
+
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