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+Project Gutenberg's A Hundred Fables of La Fontaine, by Jean de La Fontaine
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+Title: A Hundred Fables of La Fontaine
+
+Author: Jean de La Fontaine
+
+Illustrator: Percy J. Billinghurst
+
+Release Date: May 6, 2008 [EBook #25357]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A HUNDRED FABLES OF LA FONTAINE ***
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+Produced by David Edwards, Josephine Paolucci and the
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net.
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+[Illustration: A HUNDRED FABLES OF LA FONTAINE
+
+WITH PICTURES BY PERCY J. BILLINGHURST]
+
+
+
+
+A HUNDRED FABLES OF
+
+LA FONTAINE
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+A HUNDRED FABLES
+
+OF
+
+LA FONTAINE
+
+WITH PICTURES BY PERCY J. BILLINGHURST
+
+ LONDON
+ JOHN LANE THE BODLEY HEAD
+ NEW YORK JOHN LANE COMPANY
+
+
+_SECOND EDITION_
+
+ Printed by BALLANTYNE, HANSON & CO.
+ At the Ballantyne Press, Edinburgh
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+A
+
+ _Page_
+_The Acorn and the Pumpkin_ 128
+_The Animals Sick of the Plague_ 200
+_The Ape_ 90
+_The Ass and his Masters_ 34
+_The Ass and the Dog_ 120
+_The Ass and the Little Dog_ 18
+_The Ass Carrying Relics_ 26
+_The Ass Dressed in the Lion's Skin_ 166
+_The Ass Loaded with Sponges_ 72
+
+B
+
+_The Bat and the Two Weasels_ 66
+_The Battle of the Rats and the Weasels_ 198
+_The Bear and the Two Companions_ 194
+_The Bird Wounded by an Arrow_ 68
+
+C
+
+_The Camel and the Floating Sticks_ 82
+_The Carter in the Mire_ 104
+_The Cat and the Fox_ 138
+_The Cat and the Two Sparrows_ 150
+_The Cock and the Fox_ 76
+_The Council held by the Rats_ 62
+_The Countryman and the Serpent_ 102
+_The Cunning Fox_ 88
+
+D
+
+_Death and the Woodman_ 56
+_The Dog and his Master's Dinner_ 110
+_The Dog whose Ears were Cropped_ 144
+_The Dove and the Ant_ 74
+_The Dragon with many Heads_ 54
+
+E
+
+_The Eagle and the Magpie_ 94
+_The Eagle and the Owl_ 184
+_The Ears of the Hare_ 22
+_The Earthen Pot and the Iron Pot_ 192
+_Education_ 122
+
+F
+
+_The Fool who Sold Wisdom_ 130
+_The Fox, the Flies, and the Hedgehog_ 92
+_The Fox, the Monkey, and the Animals_ 98
+_The Fox and the Turkeys_ 172
+_The Fox, the Wolf, and the Horse_ 170
+
+G
+
+_The Grasshopper and the Ant_ 2
+
+H
+
+_The Hare and the Partridge_ 28
+_The Head and the Tail of the Serpent_ 108
+_The Heifer, the Goat, and the Sheep_ 48
+_The Heron_ 106
+_The Hog, the Goat, and the Sheep_ 116
+_The Hornets and the Bees_ 58
+_The Horse and the Wolf_ 182
+
+J
+
+_The Joker and the Fishes_ 112
+
+L
+
+_The Lion and the Ass Hunting_ 8
+_The Lion and the Hunter_ 96
+_The Lion and the Gnat_ 70
+_The Lion and the Monkey_ 178
+_The Lion beaten by the Man_ 78
+_The Lioness and the Bear_ 146
+_The Lion Going to War_ 30
+_The Lion, the Wolf, and the Fox_ 196
+_The Lobster and her Daughter_ 162
+
+M
+
+_The Man and his Image_ 52
+_The Man and the Wooden God_ 20
+_The Man and the Owl_ 148
+_The Miser and the Monkey_ 186
+_The Monkey and the Cat_ 140
+_The Monkey and the Leopard_ 126
+
+N
+
+_Nothing too Much_ 136
+
+O
+
+_The Oak and the Reed_ 60
+_The Old Cat and the Young Mouse_ 154
+_The Old Man and the Ass_ 32
+_The Old Woman and her Servants_ 24
+_The Oyster and the Litigants_ 132
+
+P
+
+_Philomet and Progne_ 80
+_The Ploughman and his Sons_ 164
+
+Q
+
+_The Quarrel of the Dogs and Cats_ 158
+
+R
+
+_The Rat and the Elephant_ 118
+_The Rat and the Oyster_ 114
+_The Rat Retired from the World_ 86
+
+S
+
+_The Shepherd and his Dog_ 44
+_The Shepherd and his Flock_ 38
+_The Shepherd and the Lion_ 180
+_The Shepherd and the Sea_ 16
+_The Sick Stag_ 156
+_The Spider and the Swallow_ 142
+_The Stag and the Vine_ 190
+_The Sun and the Frogs_ 100
+_The Swan and the Cook_ 12
+
+T
+
+_The Thieves and the Ass_ 4
+_The Tortoise and the Two Ducks_ 40
+_The Two Asses_ 42
+_The Two Bulls and the Frog_ 64
+_The Two Dogs and the Dead Ass_ 124
+_The Two Goats_ 152
+_The Two Mules_ 46
+_The Two Rats, the Fox, and the Egg_ 50
+
+V
+
+_The Vultures and the Pigeons_ 188
+
+W
+
+_The Wallet_ 174
+_The Wax-Candle_ 36
+_The Weasel in the Granary_ 14
+_The Wolf Accusing the Fox_ 6
+_The Wolf and the Fox_ 160
+_The Wolf and the Lean Dog_ 134
+_The Wolf, the Goat, and the Kid_ 84
+_The Wolf turned Shepherd_ 10
+_The Woodman and Mercury_ 176
+_The Woods and the Woodman_ 168
+
+
+
+
+A HUNDRED FABLES OF LA FONTAINE
+
+
+
+
+The Grasshopper and the Ant.
+
+
+ A grasshopper gay
+ Sang the summer away,
+ And found herself poor
+ By the winter's first roar.
+ Of meat or of bread,
+ Not a morsel she had!
+ So a-begging she went,
+ To her neighbour the ant,
+ For the loan of some wheat,
+ Which would serve her to eat,
+ Till the season came round.
+ "I will pay you," she saith,
+ "On an animal's faith,
+ Double weight in the pound
+ Ere the harvest be bound."
+ The ant is a friend
+ (And here she might mend)
+ Little given to lend.
+ "How spent you the summer?"
+ Quoth she, looking shame
+ At the borrowing dame.
+ "Night and day to each comer
+ I sang, if you please."
+ "You sang! I'm at ease;
+ For 'tis plain at a glance,
+ Now, ma'am, you must dance."
+
+[Illustration: THE GRASSHOPPER AND THE ANT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Thieves and the Ass.
+
+
+ Two thieves, pursuing their profession,
+ Had of a donkey got possession,
+ Whereon a strife arose,
+ Which went from words to blows.
+ The question was, to sell, or not to sell;
+ But while our sturdy champions fought it well,
+ Another thief, who chanced to pass,
+ With ready wit rode off the ass.
+
+ _This ass is, by interpretation,_
+ _Some province poor, or prostrate nation._
+ _The thieves are princes this and that,_
+ _On spoils and plunder prone to fat,--_
+ _As those of Austria, Turkey, Hungary._
+ _(Instead of two, I've quoted three--_
+ _Enough of such commodity.)_
+ _These powers engaged in war all,_
+ _Some fourth thief stops the quarrel,_
+ _According all to one key,_
+ _By riding off the donkey_
+
+[Illustration: THE THIEVES AND THE ASS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Wolf Accusing the Fox.
+
+
+ A wolf, affirming his belief
+ That he had suffer'd by a thief,
+ Brought up his neighbour fox--
+ Of whom it was by all confess'd,
+ His character was not the best--
+ To fill the prisoner's box.
+ As judge between these vermin,
+ A monkey graced the ermine;
+ And truly other gifts of Themis
+ Did scarcely seem his;
+ For while each party plead his cause,
+ Appealing boldly to the laws,
+ And much the question vex'd,
+ Our monkey sat perplex'd.
+ Their words and wrath expended,
+ Their strife at length was ended;
+ When, by their malice taught,
+ The judge this judgment brought:
+ "Your characters, my friends, I long have known,
+ As on this trial clearly shown;
+ And hence I fine you both--the grounds at large
+ To state would little profit--
+ You wolf, in short, as bringing groundless charge,
+ You fox, as guilty of it."
+
+ _Come at it right or wrong, the judge opined_
+ _No other than a villain could be fined_
+
+[Illustration: THE WOLF ACCUSING THE FOX BEFORE THE MONKEY.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lion and the Ass Hunting.
+
+
+ The king of animals, with royal grace,
+ Would celebrate his birthday in the chase.
+ 'Twas not with bow and arrows,
+ To slay some wretched sparrows;
+ The lion hunts the wild boar of the wood,
+ The antlered deer and stags, the fat and good.
+ This time, the king, t' insure success,
+ Took for his aide-de-camp an ass,
+ A creature of stentorian voice,
+ That felt much honour'd by the choice.
+ The lion hid him in a proper station,
+ And order'd him to bray, for his vocation,
+ Assured that his tempestuous cry
+ The boldest beasts would terrify,
+ And cause them from their lairs to fly.
+ And, sooth, the horrid noise the creature made
+ Did strike the tenants of the wood with dread;
+ And, as they headlong fled,
+ All fell within the lion's ambuscade.
+ "Has not my service glorious
+ Made both of us victorious?"
+ Cried out the much-elated ass.
+ "Yes," said the lion; "bravely bray'd!
+ Had I not known yourself and race,
+ I should have been myself afraid!"
+ The donkey, had he dared,
+ With anger would have flared
+ At this retort, though justly made;
+ For who could suffer boasts to pass
+ So ill-befitting to an ass?
+
+[Illustration: THE LION AND THE ASS HUNTING.]
+
+
+
+
+The Wolf turned Shepherd.
+
+
+ A wolf, whose gettings from the flocks
+ Began to be but few,
+ Bethought himself to play the fox
+ In character quite new.
+ A shepherd's hat and coat he took,
+ A cudgel for a crook,
+ Nor e'en the pipe forgot:
+ And more to seem what he was not,
+ Himself upon his hat he wrote,
+ "I'm Willie, shepherd of these sheep."
+ His person thus complete,
+ His crook in upraised feet,
+ The impostor Willie stole upon the keep.
+ The real Willie, on the grass asleep,
+ Slept there, indeed, profoundly,
+ His dog and pipe slept, also soundly;
+ His drowsy sheep around lay.
+ As for the greatest number,
+ Much bless'd the hypocrite their slumber,
+ And hoped to drive away the flock,
+ Could he the shepherd's voice but mock.
+ He thought undoubtedly he could.
+ He tried: the tone in which he spoke,
+ Loud echoing from the wood,
+ The plot and slumber broke;
+ Sheep, dog, and man awoke.
+ The wolf, in sorry plight,
+ In hampering coat bedight,
+ Could neither run nor fight.
+
+ _There's always leakage of deceit_
+ _Which makes it never safe to cheat._
+ _Whoever is a wolf had better_
+ _Keep clear of hypocritic fetter._
+
+[Illustration: THE WOLF TURNED SHEPHERD.]
+
+
+
+
+The Swan and the Cook.
+
+
+ The pleasures of a poultry yard
+ Were by a swan and gosling shared.
+ The swan was kept there for his looks,
+ The thrifty gosling for the cooks;
+ The first the garden's pride, the latter
+ A greater favourite on the platter.
+ They swam the ditches, side by side,
+ And oft in sports aquatic vied,
+ Plunging, splashing far and wide,
+ With rivalry ne'er satisfied.
+ One day the cook, named Thirsty John,
+ Sent for the gosling, took the swan
+ In haste his throat to cut,
+ And put him in the pot.
+ The bird's complaint resounded
+ In glorious melody;
+ Whereat the cook, astounded
+ His sad mistake to see,
+ Cried, "What! make soup of a musician!
+ Please God, I'll never set such dish on.
+ No, no; I'll never cut a throat
+ That sings so sweet a note."
+
+ _'Tis thus, whatever peril may alarm us,_
+ _Sweet words will never harm us._
+
+[Illustration: THE SWAN AND THE COOK.]
+
+
+
+
+The Weasel in the Granary.
+
+
+ A weasel through a hole contrived to squeeze,
+ (She was recovering from disease,)
+ Which led her to a farmer's hoard.
+ There lodged, her wasted form she cherish'd;
+ Heaven knows the lard and victuals stored
+ That by her gnawing perish'd!
+ Of which the consequence
+ Was sudden corpulence.
+ A week or so was past,
+ When having fully broken fast,
+ A noise she heard, and hurried
+ To find the hole by which she came,
+ And seem'd to find it not the same;
+ So round she ran, most sadly flurried;
+ And, coming back, thrust out her head,
+ Which, sticking there, she said,
+ "This is the hole, there can't be blunder:
+ What makes it now so small, I wonder,
+ Where, but the other day, I pass'd with ease?"
+ A rat her trouble sees,
+ And cries, "But with an emptier belly;
+ You enter'd lean, and lean must sally."
+
+[Illustration: THE WEASEL IN THE GRANARY.]
+
+
+
+
+The Shepherd and the Sea.
+
+
+ A shepherd, neighbour to the sea,
+ Lived with his flock contentedly.
+ His fortune, though but small,
+ Was safe within his call.
+ At last some stranded kegs of gold
+ Him tempted, and his flock he sold,
+ Turn'd merchant, and the ocean's waves
+ Bore all his treasure--to its caves.
+ Brought back to keeping sheep once more,
+ But not chief shepherd, as before,
+ When sheep were his that grazed the shore,
+ He who, as Corydon or Thyrsis,
+ Might once have shone in pastoral verses,
+ Bedeck'd with rhyme and metre,
+ Was nothing now but Peter.
+ But time and toil redeem'd in full
+ Those harmless creatures rich in wool;
+ And as the lulling winds, one day,
+ The vessels wafted with a gentle motion,
+ "Want you," he cried, "more money, Madam Ocean?
+ Address yourself to some one else, I pray;
+ You shall not get it out of me!
+ I know too well your treachery."
+
+ _This tale's no fiction, but a fact,_
+ _Which, by experience back'd,_
+ _Proves that a single penny,_
+ _At present held, and certain,_
+ _Is worth five times as many,_
+ _Of Hope's, beyond the curtain;_
+
+ _That one should be content with his condition,_
+ _And shut his ears to counsels of ambition,_
+ _More faithless than the wreck-strown sea, and which_
+ _Doth thousands beggar where it makes one rich,--_
+ _Inspires the hope of wealth, in glorious forms,_
+ _And blasts the same with piracy and storms._
+
+[Illustration: THE SHEPHERD AND THE SEA.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ass and the Little Dog.
+
+
+ One's native talent from its course
+ Cannot be turned aside by force;
+ But poorly apes the country clown
+ The polish'd manners of the town.
+ Their Maker chooses but a few
+ With power of pleasing to imbue;
+ Where wisely leave it we, the mass,
+ Unlike a certain fabled ass,
+ That thought to gain his master's blessing
+ By jumping on him and caressing.
+ "What!" said the donkey in his heart;
+ "Ought it to be that puppy's part
+ To lead his useless life
+ In full companionship
+ With master and his wife,
+ While I must bear the whip?
+ What doth the cur a kiss to draw?
+ Forsooth, he only gives his paw!
+ If that is all there needs to please,
+ I'll do the thing myself, with ease."
+ Possess'd with this bright notion,--
+ His master sitting on his chair,
+ At leisure in the open air,--
+ He ambled up, with awkward motion,
+ And put his talents to the proof;
+ Upraised his bruised and batter'd hoof,
+ And, with an amiable mien,
+ His master patted on the chin,
+ The action gracing with a word--
+ The fondest bray that e'er was heard!
+ O, such caressing was there ever?
+ Or melody with such a quaver?
+ "Ho! Martin! here! a club, a club bring!"
+ Out cried the master, sore offended.
+ So Martin gave the ass a drubbing,--
+ And so the comedy was ended.
+
+[Illustration: THE ASS AND THE LITTLE DOG.]
+
+
+
+
+The Man and the Wooden God.
+
+
+ A pagan kept a god of wood,--
+ A sort that never hears,
+ Though furnish'd well with ears,--
+ From which he hoped for wondrous good.
+ The idol cost the board of three;
+ So much enrich'd was he
+ With vows and offerings vain,
+ With bullocks garlanded and slain:
+ No idol ever had, as that,
+ A kitchen quite so full and fat.
+ But all this worship at his shrine
+ Brought not from this same block divine
+ Inheritance, or hidden mine,
+ Or luck at play, or any favour.
+ Nay, more, if any storm whatever
+ Brew'd trouble here or there,
+ The man was sure to have his share,
+ And suffer in his purse,
+ Although the god fared none the worse.
+ At last, by sheer impatience bold,
+ The man a crowbar seizes,
+ His idol breaks in pieces,
+ And finds it richly stuff'd with gold.
+ "How's this? Have I devoutly treated,"
+ Says he, "your godship, to be cheated?
+ Now leave my house, and go your way,
+ And search for altars where you may."
+
+[Illustration: THE MAN AND THE WOODEN GOD.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ears of the Hare.
+
+
+ Some beast with horns did gore
+ The lion; and that sovereign dread,
+ Resolved to suffer so no more,
+ Straight banish'd from his realm, 'tis said,
+ All sorts of beasts with horns--
+ Rams, bulls, goats, stags, and unicorns.
+ Such brutes all promptly fled.
+ A hare, the shadow of his ears perceiving,
+ Could hardly help believing
+ That some vile spy for horns would take them,
+ And food for accusation make them.
+ "Adieu," said he, "my neighbour cricket;
+ I take my foreign ticket.
+ My ears, should I stay here,
+ Will turn to horns, I fear;
+ And were they shorter than a bird's,
+ I fear the effect of words."
+ "These horns!" the cricket answer'd; "why,
+ God made them ears who can deny?"
+ "Yes," said the coward, "still they'll make them horns,
+ And horns, perhaps, of unicorns!
+ In vain shall I protest,
+ With all the learning of the schools:
+ My reasons they will send to rest
+ In th' Hospital of Fools."
+
+[Illustration: THE EARS OF THE HARE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Old Woman and Her Servants.
+
+
+ A beldam kept two spinning maids,
+ Who plied so handily their trades,
+ Those spinning sisters down below
+ Were bunglers when compared with these.
+ No care did this old woman know
+ But giving tasks as she might please.
+ No sooner did the god of day
+ His glorious locks enkindle,
+ Than both the wheels began to play,
+ And from each whirling spindle
+ Forth danced the thread right merrily,
+ And back was coil'd unceasingly.
+ Soon as the dawn, I say, its tresses show'd,
+ A graceless cock most punctual crow'd.
+ The beldam roused, more graceless yet,
+ In greasy petticoat bedight,
+ Struck up her farthing light,
+ And then forthwith the bed beset,
+ Where deeply, blessedly did snore
+ Those two maid-servants tired and poor.
+ One oped an eye, an arm one stretch'd,
+ And both their breath most sadly fetch'd,
+ This threat concealing in the sigh--
+ "That cursed cock shall surely die!"
+ And so he did:--they cut his throat,
+ And put to sleep his rousing note.
+ And yet this murder mended not
+ The cruel hardship of their lot;
+ For now the twain were scarce in bed
+ Before they heard the summons dread.
+ The beldam, full of apprehension
+ Lest oversleep should cause detention,
+ Ran like a goblin through her mansion.
+
+ _Thus often, when one thinks_
+ _To clear himself from ill,_
+ _His effort only sinks_
+ _Him in the deeper still._
+ _The beldam acting for the cock,_
+ _Was Scylla for Charybdis' rock._
+
+[Illustration: THE OLD WOMAN AND HER TWO SERVANTS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ass Carrying Relics.
+
+
+ An ass, with relics for his load,
+ Supposed the worship on the road
+ Meant for himself alone,
+ And took on lofty airs,
+ Receiving as his own
+ The incense and the prayers.
+ Some one, who saw his great mistake,
+ Cried, "Master Donkey, do not make
+ Yourself so big a fool.
+ Not you they worship, but your pack;
+ They praise the idols on your back,
+ And count yourself a paltry tool."
+
+ _'Tis thus a brainless magistrate_
+ _Is honour'd for his robe of state._
+
+[Illustration: THE ASS CARRYING RELICS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Hare and the Partridge.
+
+
+ A field in common share
+ A partridge and a hare,
+ And live in peaceful state,
+ Till, woeful to relate!
+ The hunters' mingled cry
+ Compels the hare to fly.
+ He hurries to his fort,
+ And spoils almost the sport
+ By faulting every hound
+ That yelps upon the ground.
+ At last his reeking heat
+ Betrays his snug retreat.
+ Old Tray, with philosophic nose,
+ Snuffs carefully, and grows
+ So certain, that he cries,
+ "The hare is here; bow wow!"
+ And veteran Ranger now,--
+ The dog that never lies,--
+ "The hare is gone," replies.
+ Alas! poor, wretched hare,
+ Back comes he to his lair,
+ To meet destruction there!
+ The partridge, void of fear,
+ Begins her friend to jeer:--
+ "You bragg'd of being fleet;
+ How serve you, now, your feet?"
+ Scarce has she ceased to speak,--
+ The laugh yet in her beak,--
+ When comes her turn to die,
+ From which she could not fly.
+ She thought her wings, indeed,
+ Enough for every need;
+ But in her laugh and talk,
+ Forgot the cruel hawk!
+
+[Illustration: THE HARE AND THE PARTRIDGE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lion Going to War.
+
+
+ The lion had an enterprise in hand;
+ Held a war-council, sent his provost-marshal,
+ And gave the animals a call impartial--
+ Each, in his way, to serve his high command.
+ The elephant should carry on his back
+ The tools of war, the mighty public pack,
+ And fight in elephantine way and form;
+ The bear should hold himself prepared to storm;
+ The fox all secret stratagems should fix;
+ The monkey should amuse the foe by tricks.
+ "Dismiss," said one, "the blockhead asses,
+ And hares, too cowardly and fleet."
+ "No," said the king; "I use all classes;
+ Without their aid my force were incomplete.
+ The ass shall be our trumpeter, to scare
+ Our enemy. And then the nimble hare
+ Our royal bulletins shall homeward bear."
+
+ _A monarch provident and wise_
+ _Will hold his subjects all of consequence,_
+ _And know in each what talent lies._
+ _There's nothing useless to a man of sense._
+
+[Illustration: THE LION GOING TO WAR.]
+
+
+
+
+The Old Man and the Ass.
+
+
+ An old man, riding on his ass,
+ Had found a spot of thrifty grass,
+ And there turn'd loose his weary beast.
+ Old Grizzle, pleased with such a feast,
+ Flung up his heels, and caper'd round,
+ Then roll'd and rubb'd upon the ground,
+ And frisk'd and browsed and bray'd,
+ And many a clean spot made.
+ Arm'd men came on them as he fed:
+ "Let's fly," in haste the old man said.
+ "And wherefore so?" the ass replied;
+ "With heavier burdens will they ride?"
+ "No," said the man, already started.
+ "Then," cried the ass, as he departed
+ "I'll stay, and be--no matter whose;
+ Save you yourself, and leave me loose
+ But let me tell you, ere you go,
+ (I speak plain English, as you know,)
+ My master is my only foe."
+
+[Illustration: THE OLD MAN AND THE ASS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ass and his Masters.
+
+
+ A gardener's ass complain'd to Destiny
+ Of being made to rise before the dawn.
+ "The cocks their matins have not sung," said he,
+ "Ere I am up and gone.
+ And all for what? To market herbs, it seems.
+ Fine cause, indeed, to interrupt my dreams!"
+ Fate, moved by such a prayer,
+ Sent him a currier's load to bear,
+ Whose hides so heavy and ill-scented were,
+ They almost choked the foolish beast.
+ "I wish me with my former lord," he said:
+ "For then, whene'er he turn'd his head,
+ If on the watch, I caught
+ A cabbage-leaf, which cost me nought.
+ But, in this horrid place, I find
+ No chance or windfall of the kind;--
+ Or if, indeed, I do,
+ The cruel blows I rue."
+ Anon it came to pass
+ He was a collier's ass.
+ Still more complaint. "What now?" said Fate,
+ Quite out of patience.
+ "If on this jackass I must wait,
+ What will become of kings and nations?
+ Has none but he aught here to tease him?
+ Have I no business but to please him?"
+ And Fate had cause;--for all are so
+ Unsatisfied while here below.
+ Our present lot is aye the worst.
+ Our foolish prayers the skies infest.
+ Were Jove to grant all we request,
+ The din renew'd, his head would burst.
+
+[Illustration: THE ASS AND HIS MASTERS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Wax-Candle.
+
+
+ From bowers of gods the bees came down to man.
+ On Mount Hymettus, first, they say,
+ They made their home, and stored away
+ The treasures which the zephyrs fan.
+ When men had robb'd these daughters of the sky,
+ And left their palaces of nectar dry,--
+ Or, in English as the thing's explain'd,
+ When hives were of their honey drain'd--
+ The spoilers 'gan the wax to handle,
+ And fashion'd from it many a candle.
+ Of these, one, seeing clay, made brick by fire,
+ Remain uninjured by the teeth of time,
+ Was kindled into great desire
+ For immortality sublime.
+ And so this new Empedocles
+ Upon the blazing pile one sees,
+ Self-doom'd by purest folly
+ To fate so melancholy.
+ The candle lack'd philosophy:
+ All things are made diverse to be.
+ To wander from our destined tracks--
+ There cannot be a vainer wish;
+ But this Empedocles of wax,
+ That melted in chafing-dish
+ Was truly not a greater fool
+ Than he of whom we read at school.
+
+[Illustration: THE WAX-CANDLE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Shepherd and his Flock.
+
+
+ "What! shall I lose them one by one,
+ This stupid coward throng?
+ And never shall the wolf have done?
+ They were at least a thousand strong,
+ But still they've let poor Robin fall a prey!
+ Ah, woe's the day!
+ Poor Robin Wether lying dead!
+ He follow'd for a bit of bread
+ His master through the crowded city,
+ And would have follow'd, had he led,
+ Around the world. Oh! what a pity!
+ My pipe, and even step, he knew;
+ To meet me when I came, he flew;
+ In hedge-row shade we napp'd together;
+ Alas, alas, my Robin Wether!"
+ When Willy thus had duly said
+ His eulogy upon the dead,
+ And unto everlasting fame
+ Consign'd poor Robin Wether's name,
+ He then harangued the flock at large,
+ From proud old chieftain rams
+ Down to the smallest lambs,
+ Addressing them this weighty charge,--
+ Against the wolf, as one, to stand,
+ In firm, united, fearless band,
+ By which they might expel him from their land.
+ Upon their faith, they would not flinch,
+ They promised him, a single inch.
+ "We'll choke," said they, "the murderous glutton
+ Who robb'd us of our Robin Mutton."
+ Their lives they pledged against the beast,
+ And Willy gave them all a feast.
+ But evil Fate, than Phoebus faster,
+ Ere night had brought a new disaster:
+ A wolf there came. By nature's law,
+ The total flock were prompt to run;
+ And yet 'twas not the wolf they saw,
+ But shadow of him from the setting sun.
+
+ _Harangue a craven soldiery,_
+ _What heroes they will seem to be!_
+ _But let them snuff the smoke of battle,_
+ _Or even hear the ramrods rattle,_
+ _Adieu to all their boast and mettle:_
+ _Your own example will be vain,_
+ _And exhortations, to retain_
+ _The timid cattle._
+
+[Illustration: THE SHEPHERD AND HIS FLOCK.]
+
+
+
+
+The Tortoise and the Two Ducks.
+
+
+ A light-brain'd tortoise, anciently,
+ Tired of her hole, the world would see.
+ Prone are all such, self-banish'd, to roam--
+ Prone are all cripples to abhor their home.
+ Two ducks, to whom the gossip told
+ The secret of her purpose bold,
+ Profess'd to have the means whereby
+ They could her wishes gratify.
+ "Our boundless road," said they, "behold!
+ It is the open air;
+ And through it we will bear
+ You safe o'er land and ocean.
+ Republics, kingdoms, you will view,
+ And famous cities, old and new;
+ And get of customs, laws, a notion,--
+ Of various wisdom, various pieces,
+ As did, indeed, the sage Ulysses."
+ The eager tortoise waited not
+ To question what Ulysses got,
+ But closed the bargain on the spot.
+ A nice machine the birds devise
+ To bear their pilgrim through the skies.
+ Athwart her mouth a stick they throw:
+ "Now bite it hard, and don't let go,"
+ They say, and seize each duck an end,
+ And, swiftly flying, upward tend.
+ It made the people gape and stare
+ Beyond the expressive power of words,
+ To see a tortoise cut the air,
+ Exactly poised between two birds.
+ "A miracle," they cried, "is seen!
+ There goes the flying tortoise queen!"
+ "The queen!" ('twas thus the tortoise spoke;)
+ "I'm truly that, without a joke."
+ Much better had she held her tongue,
+ For, opening that whereby she clung,
+ Before the gazing crowd she fell,
+ And dash'd to bits her brittle shell.
+
+ _Imprudence, vanity, and babble,_
+ _And idle curiosity,_
+ _An ever-undivided rabble,_
+ _Have all the same paternity._
+
+[Illustration: THE TORTOISE AND THE TWO DUCKS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Two Asses.
+
+
+ Two asses tracking, t'other day,
+ Of which each in his turn,
+ Did incense to the other burn,
+ Quite in the usual way,--
+ I heard one to his comrade say,
+ "My lord, do you not find
+ The prince of knaves and fools
+ To be this man, who boasts of mind
+ Instructed in his schools?
+ With wit unseemly and profane,
+ He mocks our venerable race--
+ On each of his who lacketh brain
+ Bestows our ancient surname, ass!
+ And, with abusive tongue portraying,
+ Describes our laugh and talk as braying!
+ These bipeds of their folly tell us,
+ While thus pretending to excel us."
+ "No, 'tis for you to speak, my friend,
+ And let their orators attend.
+ The braying is their own, but let them be:
+ We understand each other, and agree,
+ And that's enough. As for your song,
+ Such wonders to its notes belong,
+ The nightingale is put to shame,
+ The Sirens lose one half their fame."
+ "My lord," the other ass replied,
+ "Such talents in yourself reside,
+ Of asses all, the joy and pride."
+ These donkeys, not quite satisfied
+ With scratching thus each other's hide,
+ Must needs the cities visit,
+ Their fortunes there to raise,
+ By sounding forth the praise,
+ Each, of the other's skill exquisite.
+
+[Illustration: THE TWO ASSES.]
+
+
+
+
+The Shepherd and his Dog.
+
+
+ A shepherd, with a single dog,
+ Was ask'd the reason why
+ He kept a dog, whose least supply
+ Amounted to a loaf of bread
+ For every day. The people said
+ He'd better give the animal
+ To guard the village seignior's hall;
+ For him, a shepherd, it would be
+ A thriftier economy
+ To keep small curs, say two or three,
+ That would not cost him half the food,
+ And yet for watching be as good.
+ The fools, perhaps, forgot to tell
+ If they would fight the wolf as well.
+ The silly shepherd, giving heed,
+ Cast off his dog of mastiff breed,
+ And took three dogs to watch his cattle,
+ Which ate far less, but fled in battle.
+
+ _Not vain our tale, if it convinces_
+ _Small states that 'tis a wiser thing_
+ _To trust a single powerful king,_
+ _Than half a dozen petty princes._
+
+[Illustration: THE SHEPHERD AND HIS DOG.]
+
+
+
+
+The Two Mules.
+
+
+ Two mules were bearing on their backs,
+ One, oats; the other, silver of the tax.
+ The latter glorying in his load,
+ March'd proudly forward on the road;
+ And, from the jingle of his bell,
+ 'Twas plain he liked his burden well.
+ But in a wild-wood glen
+ A band of robber men
+ Rush'd forth upon the twain.
+ Well with the silver pleased,
+ They by the bridle seized
+ The treasure mule so vain.
+ Poor mule! in struggling to repel
+ His ruthless foes, he fell
+ Stabb'd through; and with a bitter sighing,
+ He cried, "Is this the lot they promised me?
+ My humble friend from danger free,
+ While, weltering in my gore, I'm dying?"
+ "My friend," his fellow-mule replied,
+ "It is not well to have one's work too high.
+ If thou hadst been a miller's drudge, as I,
+ Thou wouldst not thus have died."
+
+[Illustration: THE TWO MULES.]
+
+
+
+
+The Heifer, the Goat, and the Sheep.
+
+
+ The heifer, the goat, and their sister the sheep,
+ Compacted their earnings in common to keep,
+ 'Tis said, in time past, with a lion, who sway'd
+ Full lordship o'er neighbours, of whatever grade.
+ The goat, as it happen'd, a stag having snared,
+ Sent off to the rest, that the beast might be shared.
+ All gather'd; the lion first counts on his claws,
+ And says, "We'll proceed to divide with our paws
+ The stag into pieces, as fix'd by our laws."
+ This done, he announces part first as his own;
+ "'Tis mine," he says, "truly, as lion alone."
+ To such a decision there's nought to be said,
+ As he who has made it is doubtless the head.
+ "Well, also, the second to me should belong;
+ 'Tis mine, be it known, by the right of the strong.
+ Again, as the bravest, the third must be mine.
+ To touch but the fourth whoso maketh a sign,
+ I'll choke him to death
+ In the space of a breath!"
+
+[Illustration: THE HEIFER, THE GOAT, & THE SHEEP.]
+
+
+
+
+The Two Rats, the Fox, and the Egg.
+
+
+ Two rats in foraging fell on an egg,--
+ For gentry such as they
+ A genteel dinner every way;
+ They needed not to find an ox's leg.
+ Brimful of joy and appetite,
+ They were about to sack the box,
+ So tight without the aid of locks,
+ When suddenly there came in sight
+ A personage--Sir Pullet Fox.
+ Sure, luck was never more untoward
+ Since Fortune was a vixen froward!
+ How should they save their egg--and bacon?
+ Their plunder couldn't then be bagg'd;
+ Should it in forward paws be taken,
+ Or roll'd along, or dragg'd?
+ Each method seem'd impossible,
+ And each was then of danger full.
+ Necessity, ingenious mother,
+ Brought forth what help'd them from their pother.
+ As still there was a chance to save their prey,--
+ The sponger yet some hundred yards away,--
+ One seized the egg, and turn'd upon his back,
+ And then, in spite of many a thump and thwack,
+ That would have torn, perhaps, a coat of mail,
+ The other dragg'd him by the tail.
+ Who dares the inference to blink,
+ That beasts possess wherewith to think?
+
+ _Were I commission'd to bestow_
+ _This power on creatures here below,_
+ _The beasts should have as much of mind_
+ _As infants of the human kind._
+
+[Illustration: THE TWO RATS THE FOX AND THE EGG.]
+
+
+
+
+The Man and his Image.
+
+
+ A man, who had no rivals in the love
+ Which to himself he bore,
+ Esteem'd his own dear beauty far above
+ What earth had seen before.
+ More than contented in his error,
+ He lived the foe of every mirror.
+ Officious fate, resolved our lover
+ From such an illness should recover,
+ Presented always to his eyes
+ The mute advisers which the ladies prize;--
+ Mirrors in parlours, inns, and shops,--
+ Mirrors the pocket furniture of fops,--
+ Mirrors on every lady's zone,
+ From which his face reflected shone.
+ What could our dear Narcissus do?
+ From haunts of men he now withdrew,
+ On purpose that his precious shape
+ From every mirror might escape.
+ But in his forest glen alone,
+ Apart from human trace,
+ A watercourse,
+ Of purest source,
+ While with unconscious gaze
+ He pierced its waveless face,
+ Reflected back his own.
+ Incensed with mingled rage and fright,
+ He seeks to shun the odious sight;
+ But yet that mirror sheet, so clear and still,
+ He cannot leave, do what he will.
+
+ _Ere this, my story's drift you plainly see._
+ _From such mistake there is no mortal free._
+ _That obstinate self-lover_
+ _The human soul doth cover;_
+ _The mirrors' follies are of others,_
+ _In which, as all are genuine brothers,_
+ _Each soul may see to life depicted_
+ _Itself with just such faults afflicted;_
+ _And by that charming placid brook,_
+ _Needless to say, I mean your Maxim Book._
+
+[Illustration: THE MAN AND HIS IMAGE]
+
+
+
+
+The Dragon with Many Heads.
+
+
+ An envoy of the Porte Sublime,
+ As history says, once on a time,
+ Before th' imperial German court
+ Did rather boastfully report,
+ The troops commanded by his master's firman,
+ As being a stronger army than the German:
+ To which replied a Dutch attendant,
+ "Our prince has more than one dependant
+ Who keeps an army at his own expense."
+ The Turk, a man of sense,
+ Rejoin'd, "I am aware
+ What power your emperor's servants share.
+ It brings to mind a tale both strange and true,
+ A thing which once, myself, I chanced to view.
+ I saw come darting through a hedge,
+ Which fortified a rocky ledge,
+ A hydra's hundred heads; and in a trice
+ My blood was turning into ice.
+ But less the harm than terror,--
+ The body came no nearer;
+ Nor could, unless it had been sunder'd,
+ To parts at least a hundred.
+ While musing deeply on this sight,
+ Another dragon came to light,
+ Whose single head avails
+ To lead a hundred tails:
+ And, seized with juster fright,
+ I saw him pass the hedge,--
+ Head, body, tails,--a wedge
+ Of living and resistless powers.--
+ The other was your emperor's force; this ours."
+
+[Illustration: THE DRAGON WITH MANY HEADS.]
+
+
+
+
+Death and the Woodman
+
+
+ A poor wood-chopper, with his fagot load,
+ Whom weight of years, as well as load, oppress'd,
+ Sore groaning in his smoky hut to rest,
+ Trudged wearily along his homeward road.
+ At last his wood upon the ground he throws,
+ And sits him down to think o'er all his woes.
+ To joy a stranger, since his hapless birth,
+ What poorer wretch upon this rolling earth?
+ No bread sometimes, and ne'er a moment's rest;
+ Wife, children, soldiers, landlords, public tax,
+ All wait the swinging of his old, worn axe,
+ And paint the veriest picture of a man unblest.
+ On Death he calls. Forthwith that monarch grim
+ Appears, and asks what he should do for him.
+ "Not much, indeed; a little help I lack--
+ To put these fagots on my back."
+
+ _Death ready stands all ills to cure;_
+ _But let us not his cure invite._
+ _Than die, 'tis better to endure,--_
+ _Is both a manly maxim and a right._
+
+[Illustration: DEATH AND THE WOODMAN.]
+
+
+
+
+The Hornets and the Bees.
+
+
+ "The artist by his work is known."
+ A piece of honey-comb, one day,
+ Discover'd as a waif and stray,
+ The hornets treated as their own.
+ Their title did the bees dispute,
+ And brought before a wasp the suit.
+ The judge was puzzled to decide,
+ For nothing could be testified
+ Save that around this honey-comb
+ There had been seen, as if at home,
+ Some longish, brownish, buzzing creatures,
+ Much like the bees in wings and features.
+ But what of that? for marks the same,
+ The hornets, too, could truly claim.
+ Between assertion, and denial,
+ The wasp, in doubt, proclaim'd new trial;
+ And, hearing what an ant-hill swore,
+ Could see no clearer than before.
+ "What use, I pray, of this expense?"
+ At last exclaim'd a bee of sense.
+ "We've labour'd months in this affair,
+ And now are only where we were.
+ Meanwhile the honey runs to waste:
+ 'Tis time the judge should show some haste.
+ The parties, sure, have had sufficient bleeding,
+ Without more fuss of scrawls and pleading.
+ Let's set ourselves at work, these drones and we
+ And then all eyes the truth may plainly see,
+ Whose art it is that can produce
+ The magic cells, the nectar juice."
+ The hornets, flinching on their part,
+ Show that the work transcends their art.
+ The wasp at length their title sees,
+ And gives the honey to the bees.
+
+ _Would God that suits at law with us_
+ _Might all be managed thus!_
+
+[Illustration: THE HORNETS AND THE BEES.]
+
+
+
+
+The Oak and the Reed.
+
+
+ The oak one day address'd the reed:--
+ "To you ungenerous indeed
+ Has nature been, my humble friend,
+ With weakness aye obliged to bend.
+ The smallest bird that flits in air
+ Is quite too much for you to bear;
+ The slightest wind that wreathes the lake
+ Your ever-trembling head doth shake.
+ The while, my towering form
+ Dares with the mountain top
+ The solar blaze to stop,
+ And wrestle with the storm.
+ What seems to you the blast of death,
+ To me is but a zephyr's breath.
+ Beneath my branches had you grown,
+ Less suffering would your life have known,
+ Unhappily you oftenest show
+ In open air your slender form,
+ Along the marshes wet and low,
+ That fringe the kingdom of the storm.
+ To you, declare I must,
+ Dame Nature seems unjust."
+ Then modestly replied the reed:
+ "Your pity, sir, is kind indeed,
+ But wholly needless for my sake.
+ The wildest wind that ever blew
+ Is safe to me compared with you.
+ I bend, indeed, but never break.
+ Thus far, I own, the hurricane
+ Has beat your sturdy back in vain;
+ But wait the end." Just at the word,
+ The tempest's hollow voice was heard.
+ The North sent forth her fiercest child,
+ Dark, jagged, pitiless, and wild.
+ The oak, erect, endured the blow;
+ The reed bow'd gracefully and low.
+ But, gathering up its strength once more,
+ In greater fury than before,
+ The savage blast
+ O'erthrew, at last,
+ That proud, old, sky-encircled head,
+ Whose feet entwined the empire of the dead!
+
+[Illustration: THE OAK AND THE REED.]
+
+
+
+
+The Council held by the Rats.
+
+
+ Old Rodilard, a certain cat,
+ Such havoc of the rats had made,
+ 'Twas difficult to find a rat
+ With nature's debt unpaid.
+ The few that did remain,
+ To leave their holes afraid,
+ From usual food abstain,
+ Not eating half their fill.
+ And wonder no one will
+ That one who made of rats his revel,
+ With rats pass'd not for cat, but devil.
+ Now, on a day, this dread rat-eater,
+ Who had a wife, went out to meet her;
+ And while he held his caterwauling,
+ The unkill'd rats, their chapter calling,
+ Discuss'd the point, in grave debate,
+ How they might shun impending fate.
+ Their dean, a prudent rat,
+ Thought best, and better soon than late,
+ To bell the fatal cat;
+ That, when he took his hunting round,
+ The rats, well caution'd by the sound,
+ Might hide in safety under ground;
+ Indeed he knew no other means.
+ And all the rest
+ At once confess'd
+ Their minds were with the dean's.
+ No better plan, they all believed,
+ Could possibly have been conceived.
+ No doubt the thing would work right well,
+ If any one would hang the bell.
+ But, one by one, said every rat,
+ "I'm not so big a fool as that."
+ The plan knock'd up in this respect,
+ The council closed without effect.
+
+ And many a council I have seen,
+ Or reverend chapter with its dean,
+ That, thus resolving wisely,
+ Fell through like this precisely.
+
+ _To argue or refute_
+ _Wise counsellors abound;_
+ _The man to execute_
+ _Is harder to be found._
+
+[Illustration: THE COUNCIL HELD BY THE RATS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Two Bulls and the Frog.
+
+
+ Two bulls engaged in shocking battle,
+ Both for a certain heifer's sake,
+ And lordship over certain cattle,
+ A frog began to groan and quake.
+ "But what is this to you?"
+ Inquired another of the croaking crew.
+ "Why, sister, don't you see,
+ The end of this will be,
+ That one of these big brutes will yield,
+ And then be exiled from the field?
+ No more permitted on the grass to feed,
+ He'll forage through our marsh, on rush and reed;
+ And while he eats or chews the cud,
+ Will trample on us in the mud.
+ Alas! to think how frogs must suffer
+ By means of this proud lady heifer!"
+ This fear was not without good sense.
+ One bull was beat, and much to their expense;
+ For, quick retreating to their reedy bower,
+ He trod on twenty of them in an hour.
+
+ _Of little folks it oft has been the fate_
+ _To suffer for the follies of the great._
+
+[Illustration: THE TWO BULLS AND THE FROG.]
+
+
+
+
+The Bat and the Two Weasels.
+
+
+ A blundering bat once stuck her head
+ Into a wakeful weasel's bed;
+ Whereat the mistress of the house,
+ A deadly foe of rats and mice,
+ Was making ready in a trice
+ To eat the stranger as a mouse.
+ "What! do you dare," she said, "to creep in
+ The very bed I sometimes sleep in,
+ Now, after all the provocation
+ I've suffered from your thievish nation?
+ Are you not really a mouse,
+ That gnawing pest of every house,
+ Your special aim to do the cheese ill?
+ Ay, that you are, or I'm no weasel."
+ "I beg your pardon," said the bat;
+ "My kind is very far from that.
+ What! I a mouse! Who told you such a lie?
+ Why, ma'am, I am a bird;
+ And, if you doubt my word,
+ Just see the wings with which I fly.
+ Long live the mice that cleave the sky!"
+ These reasons had so fair a show,
+ The weasel let the creature go.
+
+ By some strange fancy led,
+ The same wise blunderhead,
+ But two or three days later,
+ Had chosen for her rest
+ Another weasel's nest,
+ This last, of birds a special hater.
+ New peril brought this step absurd:
+ Without a moment's thought or puzzle,
+ Dame weasel opened her peaked muzzle
+ To eat th' intruder as a bird.
+ "Hold! do not wrong me," cried the bat;
+ "I'm truly no such thing as that.
+ Your eyesight strange conclusions gathers.
+ What makes a bird, I pray? Its feathers.
+ I'm cousin of the mice and rats.
+ Great Jupiter confound the cats!"
+ The bat, by such adroit replying,
+ Twice saved herself from dying.
+
+ _And many a human stranger_
+ _Thus turns his coat in danger;_
+ _And sings, as suits, where'er he goes,_
+ _"God save the king!"--or "save his foes!"_
+
+[Illustration: THE BAT AND THE TWO WEASELS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Bird wounded by an Arrow.
+
+
+ A bird, with plumed arrow shot,
+ In dying case deplored her lot:
+ "Alas!" she cried, "the anguish of the thought!
+ This ruin partly by myself was brought!
+ Hard-hearted men! from us to borrow
+ What wings to us the fatal arrow!
+ But mock us not, ye cruel race,
+ For you must often take our place."
+
+ _The work of half the human brothers_
+ _Is making arms against the others._
+
+[Illustration: THE BIRD WOUNDED BY AN ARROW.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lion and the Gnat.
+
+
+ "Go, paltry insect, nature's meanest brat!"
+ Thus said the royal lion to the gnat.
+ The gnat declared immediate war.
+ "Think you," said he, "your royal name
+ To me worth caring for?
+ Think you I tremble at your power or fame?
+ The ox is bigger far than you;
+ Yet him I drive, and all his crew."
+ This said, as one that did no fear owe,
+ Himself he blew the battle charge,
+ Himself both trumpeter and hero.
+ At first he play'd about at large,
+ Then on the lion's neck, at leisure, settled,
+ And there the royal beast full sorely nettled.
+ With foaming mouth, and flashing eye,
+ He roars. All creatures hide or fly,--
+ Such mortal terror at
+ The work of one poor gnat!
+ With constant change of his attack,
+ The snout now stinging, now the back,
+ And now the chambers of the nose;
+ The pigmy fly no mercy shows.
+ The lion's rage was at its height;
+ His viewless foe now laugh'd outright,
+ When on his battle-ground he saw,
+ That every savage tooth and claw
+ Had got its proper beauty
+ By doing bloody duty;
+ Himself, the hapless lion, tore his hide,
+ And lash'd with sounding tail from side to side.
+ Ah! bootless blow, and bite, and curse!
+ He beat the harmless air, and worse;
+ For, though so fierce and stout,
+ By effort wearied out,
+ He fainted, fell, gave up the quarrel;
+ The gnat retires with verdant laurel.
+
+ _We often have the most to fear_
+ _From those we most despise;_
+ _Again, great risks a man may clear,_
+ _Who by the smallest dies._
+
+[Illustration: THE LION AND THE GNAT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ass Loaded with Sponges.
+
+
+ A man, whom I shall call an ass-eteer,
+ His sceptre like some Roman emperor bearing,
+ Drove on two coursers of protracted ear,
+ The one, with sponges laden, briskly faring;
+ The other lifting legs
+ As if he trod on eggs,
+ With constant need of goading,
+ And bags of salt for loading.
+ O'er hill and dale our merry pilgrims pass'd,
+ Till, coming to a river's ford at last,
+ They stopp'd quite puzzled on the shore.
+ Our asseteer had cross'd the stream before;
+ So, on the lighter beast astride,
+ He drives the other, spite of dread,
+ Which, loath indeed to go ahead,
+ Into a deep hole turns aside,
+ And, facing right about,
+ Where he went in, comes out;
+ For duckings, two or three
+ Had power the salt to melt,
+ So that the creature felt
+ His burden'd shoulders free.
+ The sponger, like a sequent sheep,
+ Pursuing through the water deep,
+ Into the same hole plunges
+ Himself, his rider, and the sponges.
+ All three drank deeply: asseteer and ass
+ For boon companions of their load might pass;
+ Which last became so sore a weight,
+ The ass fell down,
+ Belike to drown
+ His rider risking equal fate.
+ A helper came, no matter who.
+
+ _The moral needs no more ado--_
+ _That all can't act alike,--_
+ _The point I wish'd to strike._
+
+[Illustration: THE ASS LOADED WITH SPONGES.]
+
+
+
+
+The Dove and the Ant.
+
+
+ A dove came to a brook to drink,
+ When, leaning o'er its crumbling brink,
+ An ant fell in, and vainly tried,
+ In this, to her, an ocean tide,
+ To reach the land; whereat the dove,
+ With every living thing in love,
+ Was prompt a spire of grass to throw her,
+ By which the ant regain'd the shore.
+
+ A barefoot scamp, both mean and sly,
+ Soon after chanced this dove to spy;
+ And, being arm'd with bow and arrow,
+ The hungry codger doubted not
+ The bird of Venus, in his pot,
+ Would make a soup before the morrow.
+ Just as his deadly bow he drew,
+ Our ant just bit his heel.
+ Roused by the villain's squeal,
+ The dove took timely hint, and flew
+ Far from the rascal's coop;--
+ And with her flew his soup.
+
+[Illustration: THE DOVE AND THE ANT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Cock and the Fox.
+
+
+ Upon a tree there mounted guard
+ A veteran cock, adroit and cunning;
+ When to the roots a fox up running,
+ Spoke thus, in tones of kind regard:--
+ "Our quarrel, brother, 's at an end;
+ Henceforth I hope to live your friend;
+ For peace now reigns
+ Throughout the animal domains.
+ I bear the news:--come down, I pray,
+ And give me the embrace fraternal;
+ And please, my brother, don't delay.
+ So much the tidings do concern all,
+ That I must spread them far to-day.
+ Now you and yours can take your walks
+ Without a fear or thought of hawks.
+ And should you clash with them or others,
+ In us you'll find the best of brothers;--
+ For which you may, this joyful night,
+ Your merry bonfires light.
+ But, first, let's seal the bliss
+ With one fraternal kiss."
+ "Good friend," the cock replied, "upon my word,
+ A better thing I never heard;
+ And doubly I rejoice
+ To hear it from your voice;
+ And, really there must be something in it,
+ For yonder come two greyhounds, which I flatter
+ Myself are couriers on this very matter.
+ They come so fast, they'll be here in a minute.
+ I'll down, and all of us will seal the blessing
+ With general kissing and caressing."
+ "Adieu," said fox; "my errand's pressing;
+ I'll hurry on my way,
+ And we'll rejoice some other day."
+ So off the fellow scamper'd, quick and light,
+ To gain the fox-holes of a neighbouring height,
+ Less happy in his stratagem than flight.
+ The cock laugh'd sweetly in his sleeve;--
+ 'Tis doubly sweet deceiver to deceive.
+
+[Illustration: THE COCK AND THE FOX.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lion beaten by the Man.
+
+
+ A picture once was shown,
+ In which one man, alone,
+ Upon the ground had thrown
+ A lion fully grown.
+ Much gloried at the sight the rabble.
+ A lion thus rebuked their babble:--
+ "That you have got the victory there,
+ There is no contradiction.
+ But, gentles, possibly you are
+ The dupes of easy fiction:
+ Had we the art of making pictures,
+ Perhaps our champion had beat yours!"
+
+[Illustration: THE LION BEATEN BY THE MAN.]
+
+
+
+
+Philomel and Progne.
+
+
+ From home and city spires, one day,
+ The swallow Progne flew away,
+ And sought the bosky dell
+ Where sang poor Philomel.
+ "My sister," Progne said, "how do you do?
+ 'Tis now a thousand years since you
+ Have been conceal'd from human view;
+ I'm sure I have not seen your face
+ Once since the times of Thrace.
+ Pray, will you never quit this dull retreat?"
+ "Where could I find," said Philomel, "so sweet?"
+ "What! sweet?" cried Progne--"sweet to waste
+ Such tones on beasts devoid of taste
+ Or on some rustic, at the most!
+ Should you by deserts be engross'd?
+ Come, be the city's pride and boast.
+ Besides, the woods remind of harms
+ That Tereus in them did your charms."
+ "Alas!" replied the bird of song,
+ "The thought of that so cruel wrong
+ Makes me, from age to age,
+ Prefer this hermitage;
+ For nothing like the sight of men
+ Can call up what I suffer'd then."
+
+[Illustration: PHILOMEL AND PROGNE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Camel and the Floating Sticks.
+
+
+ The first who saw the humpback'd camel
+ Fled off for life; the next approach'd with care;
+ The third with tyrant rope did boldly dare
+ The desert wanderer to trammel.
+ Such is the power of use to change
+ The face of objects new and strange;
+ Which grow, by looking at, so tame,
+ They do not even seem the same.
+ And since this theme is up for our attention,
+ A certain watchman I will mention,
+ Who, seeing something far
+ Away upon the ocean,
+ Could not but speak his notion
+ That 'twas a ship of war.
+ Some minutes more had past,--
+ A bomb-ketch 'twas without a sail,
+ And then a boat, and then a bale,
+ And floating sticks of wood at last!
+
+ _Full many things on earth, I wot,_
+ _Will claim this tale,--and well they may;_
+ _They're something dreadful far away,_
+ _But near at hand--they're not._
+
+[Illustration: THE CAMEL AND THE FLOATING STICKS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Wolf, the Goat, and the Kid.
+
+
+ As went a goat of grass to take her fill,
+ And browse the herbage of a distant hill,
+ She latch'd her door, and bid,
+ With matron care, her kid;
+ "My daughter, as you live,
+ This portal don't undo
+ To any creature who
+ This watchword does not give:
+ 'Deuce take the wolf and all his race!'"
+ The wolf was passing near the place
+ By chance, and heard the words with pleasure,
+ And laid them up as useful treasure;
+ And hardly need we mention,
+ Escaped the goat's attention.
+ No sooner did he see
+ The matron off, than he,
+ With hypocritic tone and face,
+ Cried out before the place,
+ "Deuce take the wolf and all his race!"
+ Not doubting thus to gain admission.
+ The kid, not void of all suspicion,
+ Peer'd through a crack, and cried,
+ "Show me white paw before
+ You ask me to undo the door."
+ The wolf could not, if he had died,
+ For wolves have no connection
+ With pains of that complexion.
+ So, much surprised, our gourmandiser
+ Retired to fast till he was wiser.
+
+ _How would the kid have been undone_
+ _Had she but trusted to the word?_
+ _The wolf by chance had overheard!_
+ _Two sureties better are than one;_
+ _And caution's worth its cost,_
+ _Though sometimes seeming lost._
+
+[Illustration: THE WOLF, THE GOAT, AND THE KID.]
+
+
+
+
+The Rat Retired from the World.
+
+
+ The sage Levantines have a tale
+ About a rat that weary grew
+ Of all the cares which life assail,
+ And to a Holland cheese withdrew.
+ His solitude was there profound,
+ Extending through his world so round.
+ Our hermit lived on that within;
+ And soon his industry had been
+ With claws and teeth so good,
+ That in his novel hermitage,
+ He had in store, for wants of age,
+ Both house and livelihood.
+ One day this personage devout,
+ Whose kindness none might doubt,
+ Was ask'd, by certain delegates
+ That came from Rat-United-States,
+ For some small aid, for they
+ To foreign parts were on their way,
+ For succour in the great cat-war.
+ Ratopolis beleaguer'd sore,
+ Their whole republic drain'd and poor,
+ No morsel in their scrips they bore.
+ Slight boon they craved, of succour sure
+ In days at utmost three or four.
+ "My friends," the hermit said,
+ "To worldly things I'm dead.
+ How can a poor recluse
+ To such a mission be of use?
+ What can he do but pray
+ That God will aid it on its way?
+ And so, my friends, it is my prayer
+ That God will have you in his care."
+ His well-fed saintship said no more,
+ But in their faces shut the door.
+
+ _What think you, reader, is the service_
+ _For which I use this niggard rat?_
+ _To paint a monk? No, but a dervise._
+ _A monk, I think, however fat,_
+ _Must be more bountiful than that._
+
+[Illustration: THE RAT RETIRED FROM THE WORLD.]
+
+
+
+
+The Cunning Fox.
+
+
+ A fox once practised, 'tis believed,
+ A stratagem right well conceived.
+ The wretch, when in the utmost strait
+ By dogs of nose so delicate,
+ Approach'd a gallows, where,
+ A lesson to like passengers,
+ Or clothed in feathers or in furs,
+ Some badgers, owls, and foxes, pendent were.
+ Their comrade, in his pressing need,
+ Arranged himself among the dead.
+ I seem to see old Hannibal
+ Outwit some Roman general,
+ And sit securely in his tent,
+ The legions on some other scent.
+ But certain dogs, kept back
+ To tell the errors of the pack,
+ Arriving where the traitor hung,
+ A fault in fullest chorus sung.
+ Though by their bark the welkin rung,
+ Their master made them hold the tongue.
+ Suspecting not a trick so odd,
+ Said he, "The rogue's beneath the sod.
+ My dogs, that never saw such jokes,
+ Won't bark beyond these honest folks."
+
+ The rogue would try the trick again.
+ He did so to his cost and pain.
+ Again with dogs the welkin rings;
+ Again our fox from gallows swings;
+ But though he hangs with greater faith
+ This time, he does it to his death.
+
+ _So uniformly is it true,_
+ _A stratagem is best when new._
+
+[Illustration: THE CUNNING FOX.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ape.
+
+
+ There is an ape in Paris,
+ To which was given a wife:
+ Like many a one that marries,
+ This ape, in brutal strife,
+ Soon beat her out of life.
+ Their infant cries,--perhaps not fed,--
+ But cries, I ween, in vain;
+ The father laughs: his wife is dead,
+ And he has other loves again,
+ Which he will also beat, I think,--
+ Return'd from tavern drown'd in drink.
+
+ _For aught that's good, you need not look_
+ _Among the imitative tribe;_
+ _A monkey be it, or what makes a book--_
+ _The worse, I deem--the aping scribe._
+
+[Illustration: THE APE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Fox, the Flies, and the Hedgehog.
+
+
+ A fox, old, subtle, vigilant, and sly,--
+ By hunters wounded, fallen in the mud,--
+ Attracted by the traces of his blood,
+ That buzzing parasite, the fly.
+ He blamed the gods, and wonder'd why
+ The Fates so cruelly should wish
+ To feast the fly on such a costly dish.
+ "What! light on me! make me its food!
+ Me, me, the nimblest of the wood!
+ How long has fox-meat been so good?
+ What serves my tail? Is it a useless weight?
+ Go,--Heaven confound thee, greedy reprobate!--
+ And suck thy fill from some more vulgar veins!"
+ A hedgehog, witnessing his pains,
+ (This fretful personage
+ Here graces first my page,)
+ Desired to set him free
+ From such cupidity.
+ "My neighbour fox," said he,
+ "My quills these rascals shall empale,
+ And ease thy torments without fail."
+ "Not for the world, my friend!" the fox replied.
+ "Pray let them finish their repast.
+ These flies are full. Should they be set aside,
+ New hungrier swarms would finish me at last."
+
+ _Consumers are too common here below,_
+ _In court and camp, in church and state, we know._
+ _Old Aristotle's penetration_
+ _Remark'd our fable's application;_
+ _It might more clearly in our nation._
+ _The fuller certain men are fed,_
+ _The less the public will be bled._
+
+[Illustration: THE FOX THE FLIES & THE HEDGEHOG.]
+
+
+
+
+The Eagle and the Magpie.
+
+
+ The eagle, through the air a queen,
+ And one far different, I ween,
+ In temper, language, thought, and mien,--
+ The magpie,--once a prairie cross'd.
+ The by-path where they met was drear,
+ And Madge gave up herself for lost;
+ But having dined on ample cheer,
+ The eagle bade her, "Never fear;
+ You're welcome to my company;
+ For if the king of gods can be
+ Full oft in need of recreation,--
+ Who rules the world,--right well may I,
+ Who serve him in that high relation:
+ Amuse me, then, before you fly."
+ Our cackler, pleased, at quickest rate
+ Of this and that began to prate.
+ No fool, or babbler for that matter,
+ Could more incontinently chatter.
+ At last she offer'd to make known--
+ A better spy had never flown--
+ All things, whatever she might see,
+ In travelling from tree to tree.
+ But, with her offer little pleased--
+ Nay, gathering wrath at being teased,--
+ For such a purpose, never rove,--
+ Replied th' impatient bird of Jove.
+ "Adieu, my cackling friend, adieu;
+ My court is not the place for you:
+ Heaven keep it free from such a bore!"
+ Madge flapp'd her wings, and said no more.
+
+ _'Tis far less easy than it seems_
+ _An entrance to the great to gain._
+ _The honour oft hath cost extremes_
+ _Of mortal pain._
+ _The craft of spies, the tattling art,_
+ _And looks more gracious than the heart,_
+ _Are odious there;_
+ _But still, if one would meet success,_
+ _Of different parishes the dress_
+ _He, like the pie, must wear._
+
+[Illustration: THE EAGLE AND THE MAGPIE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lion and the Hunter.
+
+
+ A braggart, lover of the chase,
+ Had lost a dog of valued race,
+ And thought him in a lion's maw.
+ He ask'd a shepherd whom he saw,
+ "Pray show me, man, the robber's place,
+ And I'll have justice in the case."
+ "'Tis on this mountain side,"
+ The shepherd man replied.
+ "The tribute of a sheep I pay,
+ Each month, and where I please I stray."
+ Out leap'd the lion as he spake,
+ And came that way with agile feet.
+ The braggart, prompt his flight to take,
+ Cried, "Jove, O grant a safe retreat!"
+
+ _A danger close at hand_
+ _Of courage is the test._
+ _It shows us who will stand--_
+ _Whose legs will run their best._
+
+[Illustration: THE LION AND THE HUNTER.]
+
+
+
+
+The Fox, the Monkey, and the Animals
+
+
+ Left kingless by the lion's death,
+ The beasts once met, our story saith,
+ Some fit successor to install.
+ Forth from a dragon-guarded, moated place,
+ The crown was brought, and, taken from its case,
+ And being tried by turns on all,
+ The heads of most were found too small;
+ Some horned were, and some too big;
+ Not one would fit the regal gear.
+ For ever ripe for such a rig,
+ The monkey, looking very queer,
+ Approach'd with antics and grimaces,
+ And, after scores of monkey faces,
+ With what would seem a gracious stoop,
+ Pass'd through the crown as through a hoop.
+ The beasts, diverted with the thing,
+ Did homage to him as their king.
+ The fox alone the vote regretted,
+ But yet in public never fretted.
+ When he his compliments had paid
+ To royalty, thus newly made,
+ "Great sire, I know a place," said he,
+ "Where lies conceal'd a treasure,
+ Which, by the right of royalty,
+ Should bide your royal pleasure."
+ The king lack'd not an appetite
+ For such financial pelf,
+ And, not to lose his royal right,
+ Ran straight to see it for himself.
+ It was a trap, and he was caught.
+ Said Renard, "Would you have it thought,
+ You ape, that you can fill a throne,
+ And guard the rights of all, alone,
+ Not knowing how to guard your own?"
+
+ _The beasts all gather'd from the farce,_
+ _That stuff for kings is very scarce._
+
+[Illustration: THE FOX, THE MONKEY, AND THE ANIMALS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Sun and the Frogs.
+
+
+ Rejoicing on their tyrant's wedding-day,
+ The people drown'd their care in drink;
+ While from the general joy did AEsop shrink,
+ And show'd its folly in this way.
+ "The sun," said he, "once took it in his head
+ To have a partner: so he wed.
+ From swamps, and ponds, and marshy bogs,
+ Up rose the wailings of the frogs.
+ "What shall we do, should he have progeny?"
+ Said they to Destiny;
+ 'One sun we scarcely can endure,
+ And half-a-dozen, we are sure,
+ Will dry the very sea.
+ Adieu to marsh and fen!
+ Our race will perish then,
+ Or be obliged to fix
+ Their dwelling in the Styx!'
+ For such an humble animal,
+ The frog, I take it, reason'd well."
+
+[Illustration: THE SUN AND THE FROGS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Countryman and the Serpent.
+
+
+ A countryman, as AEsop certifies,
+ A charitable man, but not so wise,
+ One day in winter found,
+ Stretch'd on the snowy ground,
+ A chill'd or frozen snake,
+ As torpid as a stake,
+ And, if alive, devoid of sense.
+ He took him up, and bore him home,
+ And, thinking not what recompense
+ For such a charity would come,
+ Before the fire stretch'd him,
+ And back to being fetch'd him.
+ The snake scarce felt the genial heat
+ Before his heart with native malice beat.
+ He raised his head, thrust out his forked tongue,
+ Coil'd up, and at his benefactor sprung.
+ "Ungrateful wretch!" said he, "is this the way
+ My care and kindness you repay?
+ Now you shall die." With that his axe he takes,
+ And with two blows three serpents makes.
+ Trunk, head, and tail were separate snakes;
+ And, leaping up with all their might,
+ They vainly sought to reunite.
+
+ _'Tis good and lovely to be kind;_
+ _But charity should not be blind;_
+ _For as to wretchedness ingrate,_
+ _You cannot raise it from its wretched state._
+
+[Illustration: THE COUNTRYMAN AND THE SERPENT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Carter in the Mire.
+
+
+ The Phaeton who drove a load of hay
+ Once found his cart bemired.
+ Poor man! the spot was far away
+ From human help--retired,
+ In some rude country place,
+ In Brittany, as near as I can trace,
+ Near Quimper Corentan,--
+ A town that poet never sang,--
+ Which Fate, they say, puts in the traveller's path,
+ When she would rouse the man to special wrath.
+ May Heaven preserve us from that route!
+ But to our carter, hale and stout:--
+ Fast stuck his cart; he swore his worst,
+ And, fill'd with rage extreme,
+ The mud-holes now he cursed,
+ And now he cursed his team,
+ And now his cart and load,--
+ Anon, the like upon himself bestow'd.
+ Upon the god he call'd at length,
+ Most famous through the world for strength.
+ "O, help me, Hercules!" cried he; "for if thy back of yore
+ This burly planet bore, thy arm can set me free."
+ This prayer gone up, from out a cloud there broke
+ A voice which thus in godlike accents spoke:--
+ "The suppliant must himself bestir,
+ Ere Hercules will aid confer.
+ Look wisely in the proper quarter,
+ To see what hindrance can be found;
+ Remove the execrable mud and mortar,
+ Which, axle-deep, beset thy wheels around.
+ Thy sledge and crowbar take,
+ And pry me up that stone, or break;
+ Now fill that rut upon the other side.
+ Hast done it?" "Yes," the man replied.
+ "Well," said the voice, "I'll aid thee now;
+ Take up thy whip." "I have ... but, how?
+ My cart glides on with ease!
+ I thank thee, Hercules."
+ "Thy team," rejoin'd the voice, "has light ado;
+ So help thyself, and Heaven will help thee too."
+
+[Illustration: THE CARTER IN THE MIRE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Heron.
+
+
+ One day,--no matter when or where,--
+ A long-legg'd heron chanced to fare
+ By a certain river's brink,
+ With his long, sharp beak
+ Helved on his slender neck;
+ 'Twas a fish-spear, you might think.
+ The water was clear and still,
+ The carp and the pike there at will
+ Pursued their silent fun,
+ Turning up, ever and anon,
+ A golden side to the sun.
+ With ease might the heron have made
+ Great profits in his fishing trade.
+ So near came the scaly fry,
+ They might be caught by the passer-by.
+ But he thought he better might
+ Wait for a better appetite--
+ For he lived by rule, and could not eat,
+ Except at his hours, the best of meat.
+ Anon his appetite return'd once more;
+ So, approaching again the shore,
+ He saw some tench taking their leaps,
+ Now and then, from their lowest deeps.
+ With as dainty a taste as Horace's rat,
+ He turn'd away from such food as that.
+ "What, tench for a heron! poh!
+ I scorn the thought, and let them go."
+ The tench refused, there came a gudgeon;
+ "For all that," said the bird, "I budge on.
+ I'll ne'er open my beak, if the gods please,
+ For such mean little fishes as these."
+ He did it for less; | For it came to pass,
+ That not another fish could he see;
+ And, at last, so hungry was he,
+ That he thought it of some avail
+ To find on the bank a single snail.
+
+ _Such is the sure result_
+ _Of being too difficult._
+
+ _Would you be strong and great_
+ _Learn to accommodate._
+
+[Illustration: THE HERON.]
+
+
+
+
+The Head and the Tail of the Serpent.
+
+
+ Two parts the serpent has--
+ Of men the enemies--
+ The head and tail: the same
+ Have won a mighty fame,
+ Next to the cruel Fates;--
+ So that, indeed, hence
+ They once had great debates
+ About precedence.
+ The first had always gone ahead;
+ The tail had been for ever led;
+ And now to Heaven it pray'd,
+ And said,
+ "O, many and many a league,
+ Dragg'd on in sore fatigue,
+ Behind his back I go.
+ Shall he for ever use me so?
+ Am I his humble servant?
+ No. Thanks to God most fervent!
+ His brother I was born,
+ And not his slave forlorn.
+ The self-same blood in both,
+ I'm just as good as he:
+ A poison dwells in me
+ As virulent as doth
+ In him. In mercy, heed,
+ And grant me this decree,
+ That I, in turn, may lead--
+ My brother, follow me.
+ My course shall be so wise,
+ That no complaint shall rise."
+ With cruel kindness Heaven granted
+ The very thing he blindly wanted:
+ At once this novel guide,
+ That saw no more in broad daylight
+ Than in the murk of darkest night,
+ His powers of leading tried,
+ Struck trees, and men, and stones, and bricks,
+ And led his brother straight to Styx.
+ And to the same unlovely home,
+ Some states by such an error come.
+
+[Illustration: THE HEAD & THE TAIL OF THE SERPENT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Dog And His Master's Dinner.
+
+
+ Our eyes are not made proof against the fair,
+ Nor hands against the touch of gold.
+ Fidelity is sadly rare,
+ And has been from the days of old.
+ Well taught his appetite to check,
+ And do full many a handy trick,
+ A dog was trotting, light and quick,
+ His master's dinner on his neck.
+ A temperate, self-denying dog was he,
+ More than, with such a load, he liked to be.
+ But still he was, while many such as we
+ Would not have scrupled to make free.
+ Strange that to dogs a virtue you may teach,
+ Which, do your best, to men you vainly preach!
+ This dog of ours, thus richly fitted out,
+ A mastiff met, who wish'd the meat, no doubt.
+ To get it was less easy than he thought:
+ The porter laid it down and fought.
+ Meantime some other dogs arrive:
+ Such dogs are always thick enough,
+ And, fearing neither kick nor cuff,
+ Upon the public thrive.
+ Our hero, thus o'ermatch'd and press'd,--
+ The meat in danger manifest,--
+ Is fain to share it with the rest;
+ And, looking very calm and wise,
+ "No anger, gentlemen," he cries:
+ "My morsel will myself suffice;
+ The rest shall be your welcome prize."
+ With this, the first his charge to violate,
+ He snaps a mouthful from his freight.
+ Then follow mastiff, cur, and pup,
+ Till all is cleanly eaten up.
+ Not sparingly the party feasted,
+ And not a dog of all but tasted.
+
+ _In some such manner men abuse_
+ _Of towns and states the revenues._
+ _The sheriffs, aldermen, and mayor,_
+ _Come in for each a liberal share._
+
+[Illustration: THE DOG AND HIS MASTER'S DINNER.]
+
+
+
+
+The Joker and the Fishes.
+
+
+ A joker at a banker's table,
+ Most amply spread to satisfy
+ The height of epicurean wishes,
+ Had nothing near but little fishes.
+ So, taking several of the fry,
+ He whisper'd to them very nigh,
+ And seem'd to listen for reply.
+ The guests much wonder'd what it meant,
+ And stared upon him all intent.
+ The joker, then, with sober face,
+ Politely thus explain'd the case:
+ "A friend of mine, to India bound,
+ Has been, I fear,
+ Within a year,
+ By rocks or tempests wreck'd and drown'd.
+ I ask'd these strangers from the sea
+ To tell me where my friend might be.
+ But all replied they were too young
+ To know the least of such a matter--
+ The older fish could tell me better.
+ Pray, may I hear some older tongue?"
+ What relish had the gentlefolks
+ For such a sample of his jokes,
+ Is more than I can now relate.
+ They put, I'm sure, upon his plate,
+ A monster of so old a date,
+ He must have known the names and fate
+ Of all the daring voyagers,
+ Who, following the moon and stars,
+ Have, by mischances, sunk their bones
+ Within the realms of Davy Jones;
+ And who, for centuries, had seen,
+ Far down, within the fathomless,
+ Where whales themselves are sceptreless,
+ The ancients in their halls of green.
+
+[Illustration: THE JOKER AND THE FISHES.]
+
+
+
+
+The Rat and the Oyster.
+
+
+ A country rat, of little brains,
+ Grown weary of inglorious rest,
+ Left home with all its straws and grains,
+ Resolved to know beyond his nest.
+ When peeping through the nearest fence,
+ "How big the world is, how immense!"
+ He cried; "there rise the Alps, and that
+ Is doubtless famous Ararat."
+ His mountains were the works of moles,
+ Or dirt thrown up in digging holes!
+ Some days of travel brought him where
+ The tide had left the oysters bare.
+ Since here our traveller saw the sea,
+ He thought these shells the ships must be.
+ "My father was, in truth," said he,
+ "A coward, and an ignoramus;
+ He dared not travel: as for me,
+ I've seen the ships and ocean famous;
+ Have cross'd the deserts without drinking,
+ And many dangerous streams unshrinking."
+ Among the shut-up shell-fish, one
+ Was gaping widely at the sun;
+ It breathed, and drank the air's perfume,
+ Expanding, like a flower in bloom.
+ Both white and fat, its meat
+ Appear'd a dainty treat.
+ Our rat, when he this shell espied,
+ Thought for his stomach to provide.
+ "If not mistaken in the matter,"
+ Said he, "no meat was ever fatter,
+ Or in its flavour half so fine,
+ As that on which to-day I dine."
+ Thus full of hope, the foolish chap
+ Thrust in his head to taste,
+ And felt the pinching of a trap--
+ The oyster closed in haste.
+
+ _Now those to whom the world is new_
+ _Are wonder-struck at every view;_
+ _And the marauder finds his match,_
+ _When he is caught who thinks to catch._
+
+[Illustration: THE RAT AND THE OYSTER.]
+
+
+
+
+The Hog, the Goat, and the Sheep.
+
+
+ A goat, a sheep, and porker fat,
+ All to the market rode together.
+ Their own amusement was not that
+ Which caused their journey thither.
+ Their coachman did not mean to "set them down"
+ To see the shows and wonders of the town.
+ The porker cried, in piercing squeals,
+ As if with butchers at his heels.
+ The other beasts, of milder mood,
+ The cause by no means understood.
+ They saw no harm, and wonder'd why
+ At such a rate the hog should cry.
+ "Hush there, old piggy!" said the man,
+ "And keep as quiet as you can.
+ What wrong have you to squeal about,
+ And raise this dev'lish, deaf'ning shout?
+ These stiller persons at your side
+ Have manners much more dignified.
+ Pray, have you heard
+ A single word
+ Come from that gentleman in wool?
+ That proves him wise." "That proves him fool!"
+ The testy hog replied;
+ "For did he know
+ To what we go,
+ He'd cry almost to split his throat;
+ So would her ladyship the goat.
+ They only think to lose with ease,
+ The goat her milk, the sheep his fleece:
+ They're, maybe, right; but as for me
+ This ride is quite another matter.
+ Of service only on the platter,
+ My death is quite a certainty.
+ Adieu, my dear old piggery!"
+ The porker's logic proved at once
+ Himself a prophet and a dunce.
+
+ _Hope ever gives a present ease,_
+ _But fear beforehand kills:_
+ _The wisest he who least foresees_
+ _Inevitable ills._
+
+[Illustration: THE HOG THE GOAT AND THE SHEEP.]
+
+
+
+
+The Rat and the Elephant.
+
+
+ A rat, of quite the smallest size,
+ Fix'd on an elephant his eyes,
+ And jeer'd the beast of high descent
+ Because his feet so slowly went.
+ Upon his back, three stories high,
+ There sat, beneath a canopy,
+ A certain sultan of renown,
+ His dog, and cat, and wife sublime,
+ His parrot, servant, and his wine,
+ All pilgrims to a distant town.
+ The rat profess'd to be amazed
+ That all the people stood and gazed
+ With wonder, as he pass'd the road,
+ Both at the creature and his load.
+ "As if," said he, "to occupy
+ A little more of land or sky
+ Made one, in view of common sense,
+ Of greater worth and consequence!
+ What see ye, men, in this parade,
+ That food for wonder need be made?
+ The bulk which makes a child afraid?
+ In truth, I take myself to be,
+ In all aspects, as good as he."
+ And further might have gone his vaunt;
+ But, darting down, the cat
+ Convinced him that a rat
+ Is smaller than an elephant.
+
+[Illustration: THE RAT AND THE ELEPHANT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ass and the Dog.
+
+
+ Along the road an ass and dog
+ One master following, did jog.
+ Their master slept: meanwhile, the ass
+ Applied his nippers to the grass,
+ Much pleased in such a place to stop,
+ Though there no thistle he could crop.
+ He would not be too delicate,
+ Nor spoil a dinner for a plate,
+ Which, but for that, his favourite dish,
+ Were all that any ass could wish.
+ "My dear companion," Towser said,--
+ "'Tis as a starving dog I ask it,--
+ Pray lower down your loaded basket,
+ And let me get a piece of bread."
+ No answer--not a word!--indeed,
+ The truth was, our Arcadian steed
+ Fear'd lest, for every moment's flight,
+ His nimble teeth should lose a bite.
+ At last, "I counsel you," said he, "to wait
+ Till master is himself awake,
+ Who then, unless I much mistake,
+ Will give his dog the usual bait."
+ Meanwhile, there issued from the wood
+ A creature of the wolfish brood,
+ Himself by famine sorely pinch'd.
+ At sight of him the donkey flinch'd,
+ And begg'd the dog to give him aid.
+ The dog budged not, but answer made,--
+ "I counsel thee, my friend, to run,
+ Till master's nap is fairly done;
+ There can, indeed, be no mistake,
+ That he will very soon awake;
+ Till then, scud off with all your might;
+ And should he snap you in your flight,
+ This ugly wolf,--why, let him feel
+ The greeting of your well-shod heel.
+ I do not doubt, at all, but that
+ Will be enough to lay him flat."
+ But ere he ceased it was too late;
+ The ass had met his cruel fate.
+
+[Illustration: THE ASS AND THE DOG.]
+
+
+
+
+Education.
+
+
+ Lapluck and Caesar brothers were, descended
+ From dogs by Fame the most commended,
+ Who falling, in their puppyhood,
+ To different masters anciently,
+ One dwelt and hunted in the boundless wood;
+ From thieves the other kept a kitchen free.
+ At first, each had another name;
+ But, by their bringing up, it came,
+ While one improved upon his nature,
+ The other grew a sordid creature,
+ Till, by some scullion called Lapluck,
+ The name ungracious ever stuck.
+ To high exploits his brother grew,
+ Put many a stag at bay, and tore
+ Full many a trophy from the boar;
+ In short, him first, of all his crew,
+ The world as Caesar knew;
+ And care was had, lest, by a baser mate,
+ His noble blood should e'er degenerate.
+ Not so with him of lower station,
+ Whose race became a countless nation--
+ The common turnspits throughout France--
+ Where danger is, they don't advance--
+ Precisely the Antipodes
+ Of what we call the Caesars, these!
+
+ _Oft falls the son below his sire's estate:_
+ _Through want of care all things degenerate._
+ _For lack of nursing Nature and her gifts,_
+ _What crowds from gods become mere kitchen-thrifts!_
+
+[Illustration: EDUCATION.]
+
+
+
+
+The Two Dogs and the Dead Ass.
+
+
+ Two lean and hungry mastiffs once espied
+ A dead ass floating on a water wide.
+ The distance growing more and more,
+ Because the wind the carcass bore,--
+ "My friend," said one, "your eyes are best;
+ Pray let them on the water rest:
+ What thing is that I seem to see?
+ An ox, or horse? what can it be?"
+ "Hey!" cried his mate; "what matter which,
+ Provided we could get a flitch?
+ It doubtless is our lawful prey:
+ The puzzle is to find some way
+ To get the prize; for wide the space
+ To swim, with wind against your face.
+ Let's drink the flood; our thirsty throats
+ Will gain the end as well as boats.
+ The water swallow'd, by and by
+ We'll have the carcass, high and dry--
+ Enough to last a week, at least."
+ Both drank as some do at a feast;
+ Their breath was quench'd before their thirst,
+ And presently the creatures burst!
+
+ _And such is man. Whatever he_
+ _May set his soul to do or be,_
+ _To him is possibility._
+ _How many vows he makes!_
+ _How many steps he takes!_
+ _How does he strive, and pant, and strain,_
+ _Fortune's or Glory's prize to gain!_
+
+[Illustration: THE TWO DOGS AND THE DEAD ASS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Monkey and the Leopard.
+
+
+ A monkey and a leopard were
+ The rivals at a country fair.
+ Each advertised his own attractions.
+ Said one, "Good sirs, the highest place
+ My merit knows; for, of his grace,
+ The king hath seen me face to face;
+ And, judging by his looks and actions,
+ I gave the best of satisfactions.
+ When I am dead, 'tis plain enough,
+ My skin will make his royal muff.
+ So richly is it streak'd and spotted,
+ So delicately waved and dotted,
+ Its various beauty cannot fail to please."
+ And, thus invited, everybody sees;
+ But soon they see, and soon depart.
+ The monkey's show-bill to the mart
+ His merits thus sets forth the while,
+ All in his own peculiar style:--
+ "Come, gentlemen, I pray you, come;
+ In magic arts I am at home.
+ The whole variety in which
+ My neighbour boasts himself so rich,
+ Is to his simple skin confined,
+ While mine is living in the mind.
+ For I can speak, you understand;
+ Can dance, and practise sleight-of-hand;
+ Can jump through hoops, and balance sticks;
+ In short, can do a thousand tricks;
+ One penny is my charge to you,
+ And, if you think the price won't do,
+ When you have seen, then I'll restore
+ Each man his money at the door."
+
+ _The ape was not to reason blind;_
+ _For who in wealth of dress can find_
+ _Such charms as dwell in wealth of mind?_
+ _One meets our ever-new desires,_
+ _The other in a moment tires._
+ _Alas! how many lords there are,_
+ _Of mighty sway and lofty mien,_
+ _Who, like this leopard at the fair,_
+ _Show all their talents on the skin!_
+
+[Illustration: THE MONKEY AND THE LEOPARD.]
+
+
+
+
+The Acorn and the Pumpkin.
+
+
+ God's works are good. This truth to prove
+ Around the world I need not move;
+ I do it by the nearest pumpkin.
+ "This fruit so large, on vine so small,"
+ Surveying once, exclaim'd a bumpkin--
+ "What could He mean who made us all?
+ He's left this pumpkin out of place.
+ If I had order'd in the case,
+ Upon that oak it should have hung--
+ A noble fruit as ever swung
+ To grace a tree so firm and strong.
+ Indeed, it was a great mistake,
+ As this discovery teaches,
+ That I myself did not partake
+ His counsels whom my curate preaches.
+ All things had then in order come;
+ This acorn, for example,
+ Not bigger than my thumb,
+ Had not disgraced a tree so ample.
+ The more I think, the more I wonder
+ To see outraged proportion's laws,
+ And that without the slightest cause;
+ God surely made an awkward blunder."
+ With such reflections proudly fraught,
+ Our sage grew tired of mighty thought,
+ And threw himself on Nature's lap,
+ Beneath an oak, to take his nap.
+ Plump on his nose, by lucky hap,
+ An acorn fell: he waked, and in
+ The scarf he wore beneath his chin,
+ He found the cause of such a bruise
+ As made him different language use.
+ "O! O!" he cried; "I bleed! I bleed!
+ And this is what has done the deed!
+ But, truly, what had been my fate,
+ Had this had half a pumpkin's weight!
+ I see that God had reasons good,
+ And all His works were understood."
+ Thus home he went in humbler mood.
+
+[Illustration: THE ACORN AND THE PUMPKIN.]
+
+
+
+
+The Fool who Sold Wisdom.
+
+
+ A fool, in town, did wisdom cry;
+ The people, eager, flock'd to buy.
+ Each for his money got,
+ Paid promptly on the spot,
+ Besides a box upon the head,
+ Two fathoms' length of thread.
+ The most were vex'd--but quite in vain,
+ The public only mock'd their pain.
+ The wiser they who nothing said,
+ But pocketed the box and thread.
+ To search the meaning of the thing
+ Would only laughs and hisses bring.
+ Hath reason ever guaranteed
+ The wit of fools in speech or deed?
+ 'Tis said of brainless heads in France,
+ The cause of what they do is chance.
+ One dupe, however, needs must know
+ What meant the thread, and what the blow
+ So ask'd a sage, to make it sure.
+ "They're both hieroglyphics pure,"
+ The sage replied without delay;
+ "All people well advised will stay
+ From fools this fibre's length away,
+ Or get--I hold it sure as fate--
+ The other symbol on the pate.
+ So far from cheating you of gold,
+ The fool this wisdom fairly sold."
+
+[Illustration: THE FOOL WHO SOLD WISDOM.]
+
+
+
+
+The Oyster and the Litigants.
+
+
+ Two pilgrims on the sand espied
+ An oyster thrown up by the tide.
+ In hope, both swallow'd ocean's fruit;
+ But ere the fact there came dispute.
+ While one stoop'd down to take the prey,
+ The other push'd him quite away.
+ Said he, "'Twere rather meet
+ To settle which shall eat.
+ Why, he who first the oyster saw
+ Should be its eater by the law;
+ The other should but see him do it."
+ Replied his mate, "If thus you view it,
+ Thank God the lucky eye is mine."
+ "But I've an eye not worse than thine,"
+ The other cried, "and will be cursed,
+ If, too, I didn't see it first."
+ "You saw it, did you? Grant it true,
+ I saw it then, and felt it too."
+ Amidst this sweet affair,
+ Arrived a person very big,
+ Ycleped Sir Nincom Periwig.
+ They made him judge,--to set the matter square.
+ Sir Nincom, with a solemn face,
+ Took up the oyster and the case:
+ In opening both, the first he swallow'd,
+ And, in due time, his judgment follow'd.
+ "Attend: the court awards you each a shell
+ Cost free; depart in peace, and use them well."
+
+ _Foot up the cost of suits at law,_
+ _The leavings reckon and awards,_
+ _The cash you'll see Sir Nincom draw,_
+ _And leave the parties--purse and cards._
+
+[Illustration: THE OYSTER AND THE LITIGANTS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Wolf and the Lean Dog.
+
+
+ A Troutling, some time since,
+ Endeavour'd vainly to convince
+ A hungry fisherman
+ Of his unfitness for the frying-pan.
+ The fisherman had reason good--
+ The troutling did the best he could--
+ Both argued for their lives.
+ Now, if my present purpose thrives,
+ I'll prop my former proposition
+ By building on a small addition.
+ A certain wolf, in point of wit
+ The prudent fisher's opposite,
+ A dog once finding far astray,
+ Prepared to take him as his prey.
+ The dog his leanness pled;
+ "Your lordship, sure," he said,
+ "Cannot be very eager
+ To eat a dog so meagre.
+ To wait a little do not grudge:
+ The wedding of my master's only daughter
+ Will cause of fatted calves and fowls a slaughter;
+ And then, as you yourself can judge,
+ I cannot help becoming fatter."
+ The wolf, believing, waived the matter,
+ And so, some days therefrom,
+ Return'd with sole design to see
+ If fat enough his dog might be.
+ The rogue was now at home:
+ He saw the hunter through the fence.
+ "My friend," said he, "please wait;
+ I'll be with you a moment hence,
+ And fetch our porter of the gate."
+ This porter was a dog immense,
+ That left to wolves no future tense.
+ Suspicion gave our wolf a jog,--
+ It might not be so safely tamper'd.
+ "My service to your porter dog,"
+ Was his reply, as off he scamper'd.
+ His legs proved better than his head,
+ And saved him life to learn his trade.
+
+[Illustration: THE WOLF AND THE LEAN DOG.]
+
+
+
+
+Nothing too Much.
+
+
+ Look where we will throughout creation,
+ We look in vain for moderation.
+
+ The grain, best gift of Ceres fair,
+ Green waving in the genial air,
+ By overgrowth exhausts the soil;
+ By superfluity of leaves
+ Defrauds the treasure of its sheaves,
+ And mocks the busy farmer's toil.
+ Not less redundant is the tree,
+ So sweet a thing is luxury.
+ The grain within due bounds to keep,
+ Their Maker licenses the sheep
+ The leaves excessive to retrench.
+ In troops they spread across the plain,
+ And, nibbling down the hapless grain,
+ Contrive to spoil it, root and branch.
+ So, then, with licence from on high,
+ The wolves are sent on sheep to prey;
+ The whole the greedy gluttons slay;
+ Or, if they don't, they try.
+
+ Next, men are sent on wolves to take
+ The vengeance now condign:
+ In turn the same abuse they make
+ Of this behest divine.
+
+ Of animals, the human kind
+ Are to excess the most inclined.
+ On low and high we make the charge,--
+ Indeed, upon the race at large.
+ There liveth not the soul select
+ That sinneth not in this respect.
+ Of "Nought too much," the fact is,
+ All preach the truth,--none practise.
+
+[Illustration: NOTHING TOO MUCH.]
+
+
+
+
+The Cat and the Fox.
+
+
+ The cat and fox, when saints were all the rage
+ Together went upon pilgrimage.
+ Our pilgrims, as a thing of course,
+ Disputed till their throats were hoarse.
+ Then, dropping to a lower tone,
+ They talk'd of this, and talk'd of that,
+ Till Renard whisper'd to the cat,
+ "You think yourself a knowing one:
+ How many cunning tricks have you?
+ For I've a hundred, old and new,
+ All ready in my haversack."
+ The cat replied, "I do not lack,
+ Though with but one provided;
+ And, truth to honour, for that matter,
+ I hold it than a thousand better."
+ In fresh dispute they sided;
+ And loudly were they at it, when
+ Approach'd a mob of dogs and men.
+ "Now," said the cat, "your tricks ransack,
+ And put your cunning brains to rack,
+ One life to save; I'll show you mine--
+ A trick, you see, for saving nine."
+ With that, she climb'd a lofty pine.
+ The fox his hundred ruses tried,
+ And yet no safety found.
+ A hundred times he falsified
+ The nose of every hound.--
+ Was here, and there, and everywhere,
+ Above, and under ground;
+ But yet to stop he did not dare,
+ Pent in a hole, it was no joke,
+ To meet the terriers or the smoke.
+ So, leaping into upper air,
+ He met two dogs, that choked him there.
+
+ _Expedients may be too many,_
+ _Consuming time to choose and try._
+ _On one, but that as good as any,_
+ _'Tis best in danger to rely._
+
+[Illustration: THE CAT AND THE FOX.]
+
+
+
+
+The Monkey and the Cat.
+
+
+ Sly Bertrand and Ratto in company sat,
+ (The one was a monkey, the other a cat,)
+ Co-servants and lodgers:
+ More mischievous codgers
+ Ne'er mess'd from a platter, since platters were flat.
+ Was anything wrong in the house or about it,
+ The neighbours were blameless,--no mortal could doubt it;
+ For Bertrand was thievish, and Ratto so nice,
+ More attentive to cheese than he was to the mice.
+ One day the two plunderers sat by the fire,
+ Where chestnuts were roasting, with looks of desire.
+ To steal them would be a right noble affair.
+ A double inducement our heroes drew there--
+ 'Twould benefit them, could they swallow their fill,
+ And then 'twould occasion to somebody ill.
+ Said Bertrand to Ratto, "My brother, to-day
+ Exhibit your powers in a masterly way,
+ And take me these chestnuts, I pray.
+ Which were I but otherwise fitted
+ (As I am ingeniously witted)
+ For pulling things out of the flame,
+ Would stand but a pitiful game."
+ "'Tis done," replied Ratto, all prompt to obey;
+ And thrust out his paw in a delicate way.
+ First giving the ashes a scratch,
+ He open'd the coveted batch;
+ Then lightly and quickly impinging,
+ He drew out, in spite of the singeing,
+ One after another, the chestnuts at last,--
+ While Bertrand contrived to devour them as fast.
+ A servant girl enters. Adieu to the fun.
+ Our Ratto was hardly contented, says one.--
+
+ _No more are the princes, by flattery paid_
+ _For furnishing help in a different trade,_
+ _And burning their fingers to bring_
+ _More power to some mightier king._
+
+[Illustration: THE MONKEY AND THE CAT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Spider and the Swallow.
+
+
+ "O Jupiter, whose fruitful brain,
+ By odd obstetrics freed from pain,
+ Bore Pallas, erst my mortal foe,
+ Pray listen to my tale of woe.
+ This Progne takes my lawful prey.
+ As through the air she cuts her way,
+ My flies she catches from my door,--
+ Yes, _mine_--I emphasize the word,--
+ And, but for this accursed bird,
+ My net would hold an ample store:
+ For I have woven it of stuff
+ To hold the strongest strong enough."
+ 'Twas thus, in terms of insolence,
+ Complain'd the fretful spider, once
+ Of palace-tapestry a weaver,
+ But then a spinster and deceiver,
+ That hoped within her toils to bring
+ Of insects all that ply the wing.
+ The sister swift of Philomel,
+ Intent on business, prosper'd well;
+ In spite of the complaining pest,
+ The insects carried to her nest--
+ Nest pitiless to suffering flies--
+ Mouths gaping aye, to gormandize,
+ Of young ones clamouring,
+ And stammering,
+ With unintelligible cries.
+ The spider, with but head and feet,
+ And powerless to compete
+ With wings so fleet,
+ Soon saw herself a prey.
+ The swallow, passing swiftly by,
+ Bore web and all away,
+ The spinster dangling in the sky!
+
+ _Two tables hath our Maker set_
+ _For all that in this world are met._
+ _To seats around the first_
+ _The skilful, vigilant, and strong are beckon'd:_
+ _Their hunger and their thirst_
+ _The rest must quell with leavings at the second._
+
+[Illustration: THE SPIDER AND THE SWALLOW.]
+
+
+
+
+The Dog whose Ears were Cropped.
+
+
+ "What have I done, I'd like to know,
+ To make my master maim me so?
+ A pretty figure I shall cut!
+ From other dogs I'll keep, in kennel shut.
+ Ye kings of beasts, or rather tyrants, ho!
+ Would any beast have served you so?"
+ Thus Growler cried, a mastiff young;--
+ The man, whom pity never stung,
+ Went on to prune him of his ears.
+ Though Growler whined about his losses,
+ He found, before the lapse of years,
+ Himself a gainer by the process;
+ For, being by his nature prone
+ To fight his brethren for a bone,
+ He'd oft come back from sad reverse
+ With those appendages the worse.
+ All snarling dogs have ragged ears.
+
+ The less of hold for teeth of foe,
+ The better will the battle go.
+ When, in a certain place, one fears
+ The chance of being hurt or beat,
+ He fortifies it from defeat.
+ Besides the shortness of his ears,
+ See Growler arm'd against his likes
+ With gorget full of ugly spikes.
+ A wolf would find it quite a puzzle
+ To get a hold about his muzzle.
+
+[Illustration: THE DOG WHOSE EARS WERE CROPPED.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lioness and the Bear.
+
+
+ The lioness had lost her young;
+ A hunter stole it from the vale;
+ The forests and the mountains rung
+ Responsive to her hideous wail.
+ Nor night, nor charms of sweet repose,
+ Could still the loud lament that rose
+ From that grim forest queen.
+ No animal, as you might think,
+ With such a noise could sleep a wink.
+ A bear presumed to intervene.
+ "One word, sweet friend," quoth she,
+ "And that is all, from me.
+ The young that through your teeth have pass'd,
+ In file unbroken by a fast,
+ Had they nor dam nor sire?"
+ "They had them both." "Then I desire,
+ Since all their deaths caused no such grievous riot,
+ While mothers died of grief beneath your fiat,
+ To know why you yourself cannot be quiet?"
+ "I quiet!--I!--a wretch bereaved!
+ My only son!--such anguish be relieved!
+ No, never! All for me below
+ Is but a life of tears and woe!"--
+ "But say, why doom yourself to sorrow so?"--
+ "Alas! 'tis Destiny that is my foe."
+
+ _Such language, since the mortal fall,_
+ _Has fallen from the lips of all._
+ _Ye human wretches, give your heed;_
+ _For your complaints there's little need._
+ _Let him who thinks his own the hardest case,_
+ _Some widowed, childless Hecuba behold,_
+ _Herself to toil and shame of slavery sold,_
+ _And he will own the wealth of heavenly grace._
+
+[Illustration: THE LIONESS AND THE BEAR.]
+
+
+
+
+The Mice and the Owl.
+
+
+ A pine was by a woodman fell'd,
+ Which ancient, huge, and hollow tree
+ An owl had for his palace held--
+ A bird the Fates had kept in fee,
+ Interpreter to such as we.
+ Within the caverns of the pine,
+ With other tenants of that mine,
+ Were found full many footless mice,
+ But well provision'd, fat, and nice.
+ The bird had bit off all their feet,
+ And fed them there with heaps of wheat.
+ That this owl reason'd, who can doubt?
+ When to the chase he first went out,
+ And home alive the vermin brought,
+ Which in his talons he had caught,
+ The nimble creatures ran away.
+ Next time, resolved to make them stay,
+ He cropp'd their legs, and found, with pleasure,
+ That he could eat them at his leisure;
+ It were impossible to eat
+ Them all at once, did health permit.
+ His foresight, equal to our own,
+ In furnishing their food was shown.
+ Now, let Cartesians, if they can,
+ Pronounce this owl a mere machine.
+ Could springs originate the plan
+ Of maiming mice when taken lean,
+ To fatten for his soup-tureen?
+ If reason did no service there,
+ I do not know it anywhere.
+ Observe the course of argument:
+ These vermin are no sooner caught than gone:
+ They must be used as soon, 'tis evident;
+ But this to all cannot be done.
+ Hence, while their ribs I lard,
+ I must from their elopement guard.
+ But how?--A plan complete!--
+ I'll clip them of their feet!
+ Now, find me, in your human schools,
+ A better use of logic's tools!
+
+[Illustration: THE MICE AND THE OWL.]
+
+
+
+
+The Cat and the Two Sparrows.
+
+
+ Contemporary with a sparrow tame
+ There lived a cat; from tenderest age,
+ Of both, the basket and the cage
+ Had household gods the same.
+ The bird's sharp beak full oft provoked the cat,
+ Who play'd in turn, but with a gentle pat,
+ His wee friend sparing with a merry laugh,
+ Not punishing his faults by half.
+ In short, he scrupled much the harm,
+ Should he with points his ferule arm.
+ The Sparrow, less discreet than he,
+ With dagger beak made very free.
+ Sir Cat, a person wise and staid,
+ Excused the warmth with which he play'd:
+ For 'tis full half of friendship's art
+ To take no joke in serious part.
+ Familiar since they saw the light,
+ Mere habit kept their friendship good;
+ Fair play had never turn'd to fight,
+ Till, of their neighbourhood,
+ Another sparrow came to greet
+ Old Ratto grave and Saucy Pete.
+ Between the birds a quarrel rose,
+ And Ratto took his side.
+ "A pretty stranger, with such blows
+ To beat our friend!" he cried.
+ "A neighbour's sparrow eating ours!
+ Not so, by all the feline powers."
+ And quick the stranger he devours.
+ "Now, truly," saith Sir Cat,
+ "I know how sparrows taste by that.
+ Exquisite, tender, delicate!"
+ This thought soon seal'd the other's fate.--
+ But hence what moral can I bring?
+ For, lacking that important thing,
+ A fable lacks its finishing:
+ I seem to see of one some trace,
+ But still its shadow mocks my chase.
+
+[Illustration: THE CAT AND THE TWO SPARROWS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Two Goats.
+
+
+ Two goats, who self-emancipated,--
+ The white that on their feet they wore
+ Look'd back to noble blood of yore,--
+ Once quit the lowly meadows, sated,
+ And sought the hills, as it would seem:
+ In search of luck, by luck they met
+ Each other at a mountain stream.
+ As bridge a narrow plank was set,
+ On which, if truth must be confest,
+ Two weasels scarce could go abreast.
+ And then the torrent, foaming white,
+ As down it tumbled from the height,
+ Might well those Amazons affright.
+ But maugre such a fearful rapid,
+ Both took the bridge, the goats intrepid!
+ I seem to see our Louis Grand
+ And Philip IV. advance
+ To the Isle of Conference,
+ That lies 'twixt Spain and France,
+ Each sturdy for his glorious land.
+ Thus each of our adventurers goes,
+ Till foot to foot, and nose to nose,
+ Somewhere about the midst they meet,
+ And neither will an inch retreat.
+ For why? they both enjoy'd the glory
+ Of ancestors in ancient story.
+ The one, a goat of peerless rank,
+ Which, browsing on Sicilian bank,
+ The Cyclop gave to Galataea;
+ The other famous Amalthaea,
+ The goat that suckled Jupiter,
+ As some historians aver.
+ For want of giving back, in troth,
+ A common fall involved them both.--
+ A common accident, no doubt,
+ On Fortune's changeful route.
+
+[Illustration: THE TWO GOATS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Old Cat and the Young Mouse.
+
+
+ A young and inexperienced mouse
+ Had faith to try a veteran cat,--
+ Raminagrobis, death to rat,
+ And scourge of vermin through the house,--
+ Appealing to his clemency
+ With reasons sound and fair.
+ "Pray let me live; a mouse like me
+ It were not much to spare.
+ Am I, in such a family,
+ A burden? Would my largest wish
+ Our wealthy host impoverish?
+ A grain of wheat will make my meal;
+ A nut will fat me like a seal.
+ I'm lean at present; please to wait,
+ And for your heirs reserve my fate."
+ The captive mouse thus spake.
+ Replied the captor, "You mistake;
+ To me shall such a thing be said?
+ Address the deaf! address the dead!
+ A cat to pardon!--old one too!
+ Why, such a thing I never knew.
+ Thou victim of my paw,
+ By well-establish'd law,
+ Die as a mousling should,
+ And beg the sisterhood
+ Who ply the thread and shears,
+ To lend thy speech their ears.
+ Some other like repast
+ My heirs may find, or fast."
+
+ He ceased. The moral's plain.
+ _Youth always hopes its ends to gain,_
+ _Believes all spirits like its own:_
+ _Old age is not to mercy prone._
+
+[Illustration: THE OLD CAT AND THE YOUNG MOUSE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Sick Stag
+
+
+ A stag, where stags abounded,
+ Fell sick and was surrounded
+ Forthwith by comrades kind,
+ All pressing to assist,
+ Or see, their friend, at least,
+ And ease his anxious mind--
+ An irksome multitude.
+ "Ah, sirs!" the sick was fain to cry,
+ "Pray leave me here to die,
+ As others do, in solitude.
+ Pray, let your kind attentions cease,
+ Till death my spirit shall release."
+ But comforters are not so sent:
+ On duty sad full long intent,
+ When Heaven pleased, they went:
+ But not without a friendly glass;
+ That is to say, they cropp'd the grass
+ And leaves which in that quarter grew,
+ From which the sick his pittance drew.
+ By kindness thus compell'd to fast,
+ He died for want of food at last.
+
+ _The men take off no trifling dole_
+ _Who heal the body, or the soul._
+ _Alas the times! do what we will,_
+ _They have their payment, cure or kill._
+
+[Illustration: THE SICK STAG.]
+
+
+
+
+The Quarrel of the Dogs and Cats.
+
+
+ In mansion deck'd with frieze and column,
+ Dwelt dogs and cats in multitudes;
+ Decrees, promulged in manner solemn,
+ Had pacified their ancient feuds.
+ Their lord had so arranged their meals and labours,
+ And threaten'd quarrels with the whip,
+ That, living in sweet cousinship,
+ They edified their wondering neighbours.
+ At last, some dainty plate to lick,
+ Or profitable bone to pick,
+ Bestow'd by some partiality,
+ Broke up the smooth equality.
+ The side neglected were indignant
+ At such a slight malignant.
+ From words to blows the altercation
+ Soon grew a perfect conflagration.
+ In hall and kitchen, dog and cat
+ Took sides with zeal for this or that.
+ New rules upon the cat side falling
+ Produced tremendous caterwauling.
+ Their advocate, against such rules as these,
+ Advised recurrence to the old decrees.
+ They search'd in vain, for, hidden in a nook,
+ The thievish mice had eaten up the book.
+ Another quarrel, in a trice,
+ Made many sufferers with the mice;
+ For many a veteran whisker'd-face,
+ With craft and cunning richly stored,
+ And grudges old against the race,
+ Now watch'd to put them to the sword;
+ Nor mourn'd for this that mansion's lord.
+
+ _Look wheresoever we will, we see_
+ _No creature from opponents free._
+ _'Tis nature's law for earth and sky;_
+ _'Twere vain to ask the reason why:_
+ _God's works are good,--I cannot doubt it,--_
+ _And that is all I know about it._
+
+[Illustration: THE QUARREL OF THE DOGS AND CATS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Wolf and the Fox.
+
+
+ "Dear wolf," complain'd a hungry fox,
+ "A lean chick's meat, or veteran cock's,
+ Is all I get by toil or trick:
+ Of such a living I am sick.
+ With far less risk, you've better cheer;
+ A house you need not venture near,
+ But I must do it, spite of fear.
+ Pray, make me master of your trade.
+ And let me by that means be made
+ The first of all my race that took
+ Fat mutton to his larder's hook:
+ Your kindness shall not be repented."
+ The wolf quite readily consented.
+ "I have a brother, lately dead:
+ Go fit his skin to yours," he said.
+ 'Twas done; and then the wolf proceeded:
+ "Now mark you well what must be done,
+ The dogs that guard the flock to shun."
+ The fox the lessons strictly heeded.
+ At first he boggled in his dress;
+ But awkwardness grew less and less,
+ Till perseverance gave success.
+ His education scarce complete,
+ A flock, his scholarship to greet,
+ Came rambling out that way.
+ The new-made wolf his work began,
+ Amidst the heedless nibblers ran,
+ And spread a sore dismay.
+ The bleating host now surely thought
+ That fifty wolves were on the spot:
+ Dog, shepherd, sheep, all homeward fled,
+ And left a single sheep in pawn,
+ Which Renard seized when they were gone.
+ But, ere upon his prize he fed,
+ There crow'd a cock near by, and down
+ The scholar threw his prey and gown,
+ That he might run that way the faster--
+ Forgetting lessons, prize and master.
+
+ _Reality, in every station,_
+ _Will burst out on the first occasion._
+
+[Illustration: THE WOLF AND THE FOX.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lobster and her Daughter.
+
+
+ The wise, sometimes, as lobsters do,
+ To gain their ends back foremost go.
+ It is the rower's art; and those
+ Commanders who mislead their foes,
+ Do often seem to aim their sight
+ Just where they don't intend to smite.
+ My theme, so low, may yet apply
+ To one whose fame is very high,
+ Who finds it not the hardest matter
+ A hundred-headed league to scatter.
+ What he will do, what leave undone,
+ Are secrets with unbroken seals,
+ Till victory the truth reveals.
+ Whatever he would have unknown
+ Is sought in vain. Decrees of Fate
+ Forbid to check, at first, the course
+ Which sweeps at last the torrent force.
+ One Jove, as ancient fables state,
+ Exceeds a hundred gods in weight.
+ So Fate and Louis would seem able
+ The universe to draw,
+ Bound captive to their law.--
+ But come we to our fable.
+ A mother lobster did her daughter chide:
+ "For shame, my daughter! can't you go ahead?"
+ "And how go you yourself?" the child replied;
+ "Can I be but by your example led?
+ Head foremost should I, singularly, wend,
+ While all my race pursue the other end."
+ She spoke with sense: for better or for worse,
+ Example has a universal force.
+ To some it opens wisdom's door,
+ But leads to folly many more.
+ Yet, as for backing to one's aim,
+ When properly pursued
+ The art is doubtless good,
+ At least in grim Bellona's game.
+
+[Illustration: THE LOBSTER AND HER DAUGHTER.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ploughman and his Sons.
+
+ _The farmer's patient care and toil
+ Are oftener wanting than the soil._
+
+
+ A wealthy ploughman drawing near his end,
+ Call'd in his sons apart from every friend,
+ And said, "When of your sire bereft,
+ The heritage our fathers left
+ Guard well, nor sell a single field.
+ A treasure in it is conceal'd:
+ The place, precisely, I don't know,
+ But industry will serve to show.
+ The harvest past, Time's forelock take,
+ And search with plough, and spade, and rake;
+ Turn over every inch of sod,
+ Nor leave unsearch'd a single clod."
+ The father died. The sons--and not in vain--
+ Turn'd o'er the soil, and o'er again;
+ That year their acres bore
+ More grain than e'er before.
+ Though hidden money found they none,
+ Yet had their father wisely done,
+ To show by such a measure,
+ That toil itself is treasure.
+
+[Illustration: THE PLOUGHMAN AND HIS SONS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Ass Dressed in the Lion's Skin.
+
+
+ Clad in a lion's shaggy hide,
+ An ass spread terror far and wide,
+ And, though himself a coward brute,
+ Put all the world to scampering rout:
+ But, by a piece of evil luck,
+ A portion of an ear outstuck,
+ Which soon reveal'd the error
+ Of all the panic terror.
+ Old Martin did his office quick.
+ Surprised were all who did not know the trick,
+ To see that Martin, at his will,
+ Was driving lions to the mill!
+
+ _In France, the men are not a few_
+ _Of whom this fable proves too true;_
+ _Whose valour chiefly doth reside_
+ _In coat they wear and horse they ride._
+
+[Illustration: THE ASS DRESSED IN THE LION'S SKIN.]
+
+
+
+
+The Woods and the Woodman.
+
+
+ A certain wood-chopper lost or broke
+ From his axe's eye a bit of oak.
+ The forest must needs be somewhat spared
+ While such a loss was being repair'd.
+ Came the man at last, and humbly pray'd
+ That the woods would kindly lend to him--
+ A moderate loan--a single limb,
+ Whereof might another helve be made,
+ And his axe should elsewhere drive its trade.
+ O, the oaks and firs that then might stand,
+ A pride and a joy throughout the land,
+ For their ancientness and glorious charms!
+ The innocent Forest lent him arms;
+ But bitter indeed was her regret;
+ For the wretch, his axe new-helved and whet,
+ Did nought but his benefactress spoil
+ Of the finest trees that graced her soil;
+ And ceaselessly was she made to groan,
+ Doing penance for that fatal loan.
+
+ _Behold the world-stage and its actors,_
+ _Where benefits hurt benefactors!--_
+ _A weary theme, and full of pain;_
+ _For where's the shade so cool and sweet,_
+ _Protecting strangers from the heat,_
+ _But might of such a wrong complain?_
+ _Alas! I vex myself in vain;_
+ _Ingratitude, do what I will,_
+ _Is sure to be the fashion still._
+
+[Illustration: THE WOODS AND THE WOODMAN.]
+
+
+
+
+The Fox, the Wolf, and the horse.
+
+
+ A fox, though young, by no means raw,
+ Had seen a horse, the first he ever saw:
+ "Ho! neighbour wolf," said he to one quite green,
+ "A creature in our meadow I have seen,--
+ Sleek, grand! I seem to see him yet,--
+ The finest beast I ever met."
+ "Is he a stouter one than we?"
+ The wolf demanded, eagerly;
+ "Some picture of him let me see."
+ "If I could paint," said fox, "I should delight
+ T' anticipate your pleasure at the sight;
+ But come; who knows? perhaps it is a prey
+ By fortune offer'd in our way."
+ They went. The horse, turn'd loose to graze,
+ Not liking much their looks and ways,
+ Was just about to gallop off.
+ "Sir," said the fox, "your humble servants, we
+ Make bold to ask you what your name may be."
+ The horse, an animal with brains enough,
+ Replied, "Sirs, you yourselves may read my name;
+ My shoer round my heel hath writ the same."
+ The fox excus'd himself for want of knowledge:
+ "Me, sir, my parents did not educate,--
+ So poor, a hole was their entire estate.
+ My friend, the wolf, however, taught at college,
+ Could read it were it even Greek."
+ The wolf, to flattery weak,
+ Approach'd to verify the boast;
+ For which four teeth he lost.
+ The high raised hoof came down with such a blow,
+ As laid him bleeding on the ground full low.
+ "My brother," said the fox, "this shows how just
+ What once was taught me by a fox of wit,--
+ Which on thy jaws this animal hath writ,--
+ 'All unknown things the wise mistrust.'"
+
+[Illustration: THE FOX THE WOLF AND THE HORSE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Fox and the Turkeys.
+
+
+ Against a robber fox, a tree
+ Some turkeys served as citadel.
+ That villain, much provoked to see
+ Each standing there as sentinel,
+ Cried out, "Such witless birds
+ At me stretch out their necks, and gobble!
+ No, by the powers! I'll give them trouble."
+ He verified his words.
+ The moon, that shined full on the oak,
+ Seem'd then to help the turkey folk.
+ But fox, in arts of siege well versed,
+ Ransack'd his bag of tricks accursed.
+ He feign'd himself about to climb;
+ Walk'd on his hinder legs sublime;
+ Then death most aptly counterfeited,
+ And seem'd anon resuscitated.
+ A practiser of wizard arts
+ Could not have fill'd so many parts.
+ In moonlight he contrived to raise
+ His tail, and make it seem a blaze:
+ And countless other tricks like that.
+ Meanwhile, no turkey slept or sat.
+ Their constant vigilance at length,
+ As hoped the fox, wore out their strength.
+ Bewilder'd by the rigs he run,
+ They lost their balance one by one.
+ As Renard slew, he laid aside,
+ Till nearly half of them had died;
+ Then proudly to his larder bore,
+ And laid them up, an ample store.
+
+ _A foe, by being over-heeded,_
+ _Has often in his plan succeeded._
+
+[Illustration: THE FOX AND THE TURKEYS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Wallet.
+
+
+ From heaven, one day, did Jupiter proclaim,
+ "Let all that live before my throne appear,
+ And there if any one hath aught to blame,
+ In matter, form, or texture of his frame,
+ He may bring forth his grievance without fear.
+ Redress shall instantly be given to each.
+ Come, monkey, now, first let us have your speech.
+ You see these quadrupeds, your brothers;
+ Comparing, then, yourself with others,
+ Are you well satisfied?" "And wherefore not?"
+ Says Jock. "Haven't I four trotters with the rest?
+ Is not my visage comely as the best?
+ But this my brother Bruin, is a blot
+ On thy creation fair;
+ And sooner than be painted I'd be shot,
+ Were I, great sire, a bear."
+ The bear approaching, doth he make complaint?
+ Not he;--himself he lauds without restraint.
+ The elephant he needs must criticise;
+ To crop his ears and stretch his tail were wise;
+ A creature he of huge, misshapen size.
+ The elephant, though famed as beast judicious,
+ While on his own account he had no wishes,
+ Pronounced dame whale too big to suit his taste;
+ Of flesh and fat she was a perfect waste.
+ The little ant, again, pronounced the gnat too wee;
+ To such a speck, a vast colossus she.
+ Each censured by the rest, himself content,
+ Back to their homes all living things were sent.
+
+ _Such folly liveth yet with human fools._
+ _For others lynxes, for ourselves but moles._
+ _Great blemishes in other men we spy,_
+ _Which in ourselves we pass most kindly by._
+ _As in this world we're but way-farers,_
+ _Kind Heaven has made us wallet-bearers._
+ _The pouch behind our own defects must store,_
+ _The faults of others lodge in that before._
+
+[Illustration: THE WALLET.]
+
+
+
+
+The Woodman and Mercury.
+
+
+ A man that labour'd in the wood
+ Had lost his honest livelihood;
+ That is to say,
+ His axe was gone astray.
+ He had no tools to spare;
+ This wholly earn'd his fare.
+ Without a hope beside,
+ He sat him down and cried,
+ "Alas, my axe! where can it be?
+ O Jove! but send it back to me,
+ And it shall strike good blows for thee."
+ His prayer in high Olympus heard,
+ Swift Mercury started at the word.
+ "Your axe must not be lost," said he:
+ "Now, will you know it when you see?
+ An axe I found upon the road."
+ With that an axe of gold he show'd.
+ "Is't this?" The woodman answer'd, "Nay."
+ An axe of silver, bright and gay,
+ Refused the honest woodman too.
+ At last the finder brought to view
+ An axe of iron, steel, and wood.
+ "That's mine," he said, in joyful mood;
+ "With that I'll quite contented be."
+ The god replied, "I give the three,
+ As due reward of honesty."
+ This luck when neighbouring choppers knew,
+ They lost their axes, not a few,
+ And sent their prayers to Jupiter
+ So fast, he knew not which to hear.
+ His winged son, however, sent
+ With gold and silver axes, went.
+ Each would have thought himself a fool
+ Not to have own'd the richest tool.
+ But Mercury promptly gave, instead
+ Of it, a blow upon the head.
+
+ _With simple truth to be contented,_
+ _Is surest not to be repented;_
+ _But still there are who would_
+ _With evil trap the good,--_
+ _Whose cunning is but stupid,_
+ _For Jove is never duped._
+
+[Illustration: THE WOODMAN AND MERCURY.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lion and the Monkey.
+
+
+ The lion, for his kingdom's sake,
+ In morals would some lessons take,
+ And therefore call'd, one summer's day,
+ The monkey, master of the arts,
+ An animal of brilliant parts,
+ To hear what he could say.
+ "Great king," the monkey thus began,
+ "To reign upon the wisest plan
+ Requires a prince to set his zeal,
+ And passion for the public weal,
+ Distinctly and quite high above
+ A certain feeling call'd self-love,
+ The parent of all vices,
+ In creatures of all sizes.
+ To will this feeling from one's breast away,
+ Is not the easy labour of a day;
+ By that your majesty august,
+ Will execute your royal trust,
+ From folly free and aught unjust."
+ "Give me," replied the king,
+ "Example of each thing."
+ "Each species," said the sage,--
+ "And I begin with ours,--
+ Exalts its own peculiar powers
+ Above sound reason's gauge.
+ Meanwhile, all other kinds and tribes
+ As fools and blockheads it describes,
+ With other compliments as cheap.
+ But, on the other hand, the same
+ Self-love inspires a beast to heap
+ The highest pyramid of fame
+ For every one that bears his name;
+ Because he justly deems such praise
+ The easiest way himself to raise.
+ 'Tis my conclusion in the case,
+ That many a talent here below
+ Is but cabal, or sheer grimace,--
+ The art of seeming things to know--
+ An art in which perfection lies
+ More with the ignorant than wise."
+
+[Illustration: THE LION AND THE MONKEY]
+
+
+
+
+The Shepherd and the Lion.
+
+
+ The Fable AEsop tells is nearly this:--
+ A shepherd from his flock began to miss,
+ And long'd to catch the stealer of, his sheep.
+ Before a cavern, dark and deep,
+ Where wolves retired by day to sleep,
+ Which he suspected as the thieves,
+ He set his trap among the leaves;
+ And, ere he left the place,
+ He thus invoked celestial grace:--
+ "O king of all the powers divine,
+ Against the rogue but grant me this delight,
+ That this my trap may catch him in my sight,
+ And I, from twenty calves of mine,
+ Will make the fattest thine."
+ But while the words were on his tongue,
+ Forth came a lion great and strong.
+ Down crouch'd the man of sheep, and said,
+ With shivering fright half dead,
+ "Alas! that man should never be aware
+ Of what may be the meaning of his prayer!
+ To catch the robber of my flocks,
+ O king of gods, I pledged a calf to thee:
+ If from his clutches thou wilt rescue me,
+ I'll raise my offering to an ox."
+
+[Illustration: THE SHEPHERD AND THE LION.]
+
+
+
+
+The Horse and the Wolf.
+
+
+ A wolf who, fall'n on needy days,
+ In sharp look-out for means and ways,
+ Espied a horse turn'd out to graze.
+ His joy the reader may opine.
+ "Once got," said he, "this game were fine;
+ But if a sheep, 'twere sooner mine.
+ I can't proceed my usual way;
+ Some trick must now be put in play."
+ This said,
+ He came with measured tread,
+ And told the horse, with learned verbs,
+ He knew the power of roots and herbs,--
+ Whatever grew about those borders,--
+ He soon could cure of all disorders.
+ If he, Sir Horse, would not conceal
+ The symptoms of his case,
+ He, Doctor Wolf, would gratis heal;
+ For that to feed in such a place,
+ And run about untied,
+ Was proof itself of some disease,
+ As all the books decide.
+ "I have, good Doctor, if you please,"
+ Replied the horse, "as I presume,
+ Beneath my foot, an aposthume."
+ "My son," replied the learned leech,
+ "That part, as all our authors teach,
+ Is strikingly susceptible
+ Of ills which make acceptable
+ What you may also have from me--
+ The aid of skilful surgery."
+ The fellow, with this talk sublime,
+ Watch'd for a snap the fitting time.
+ Meanwhile, suspicious of some trick,
+ The weary patient nearer draws,
+ And gives his doctor such a kick,
+ As makes a chowder of his jaws.
+ Exclaim'd the Wolf, in sorry plight,
+ "I own those heels have served me right.
+ I err'd to quit my trade, as I will not in future;
+ Me Nature surely made for nothing but a butcher."
+
+[Illustration: THE HORSE AND THE WOLF.]
+
+
+
+
+The Eagle and the Owl.
+
+
+ The eagle and the owl, resolved to cease
+ Their war, embraced in pledge of peace.
+ On faith of king, on faith of owl, they swore
+ That they would eat each other's chicks no more.
+ "But know you mine?" said Wisdom's bird.
+ "Not I, indeed," the eagle cried.
+ "The worse for that," the owl replied:
+ "I fear your oath's a useless word;
+ I fear that you, as king, will not
+ Consider duly who or what:
+ Adieu, my young, if you should meet them!"
+ "Describe them, then, and I'll not eat them,"
+ The eagle said. The owl replied:
+ "My little ones, I say with pride,
+ For grace of form cannot be match'd,--
+ The prettiest birds that e'er were hatch'd;
+ By this you cannot fail to know them;
+ 'Tis needless, therefore, that I show them."
+ At length God gives the owl a set of heirs,
+ And while at early eve abroad he fares,
+ In quest of birds and mice for food,
+ Our eagle haply spies the brood,
+ As on some craggy rock they sprawl,
+ Or nestle in some ruined wall,
+ (But which it matters not at all,)
+ And thinks them ugly little frights,
+ Grim, sad, with voice like shrieking sprites.
+ "These chicks," says he, "with looks almost infernal,
+ Can't be the darlings of our friend nocturnal.
+ I'll sup of them." And so he did, not slightly:--
+ He never sups, if he can help it, lightly.
+ The owl return'd; and, sad, he found
+ Nought left but claws upon the ground.
+ He pray'd the gods above and gods below
+ To smite the brigand who had caused his woe.
+ Quoth one, "On you alone the blame must fall;
+ Thinking your like the loveliest of all
+ You told the eagle of your young ones' graces;
+ You gave the picture of their faces:--
+ Had it of likeness any traces?"
+
+[Illustration: THE EAGLE AND THE OWL.]
+
+
+
+
+The Miser and the Monkey.
+
+
+ A Man amass'd. The thing, we know,
+ Doth often to a frenzy grow.
+ No thought had he but of his minted gold--
+ Stuff void of worth when unemploy'd, I hold.
+ Now, that this treasure might the safer be,
+ Our miser's dwelling had the sea
+ As guard on every side from every thief.
+ With pleasure, very small in my belief,
+ But very great in his, he there
+ Upon his hoard bestow'd his care.
+ No respite came of everlasting
+ Recounting, calculating, casting;
+ For some mistake would always come
+ To mar and spoil the total sum.
+ A monkey there, of goodly size,--
+ And than his lord, I think, more wise,--
+ Some doubloons from the window threw,
+ And render'd thus the count untrue.
+ The padlock'd room permitted
+ Its owner, when he quitted,
+ To leave his money on the table.
+ One day, bethought this monkey wise
+ To make the whole a sacrifice
+ To Neptune on his throne unstable.
+ I could not well award the prize
+ Between the monkey's and the miser's pleasure
+ Derived from that devoted treasure.
+ One day, then, left alone,
+ That animal, to mischief prone,
+ Coin after coin detach'd,
+ A gold jacobus snatch'd,
+ Or Portuguese doubloon,
+ Or silver ducatoon,
+ Or noble, of the English rose,
+ And flung with all his might
+ Those discs, which oft excite
+ The strongest wishes mortal ever knows.
+ Had he not heard, at last,
+ The turning of his master's key,
+ The money all had pass'd
+ The same short road to sea;
+ And not a single coin but had been pitch'd
+ Into the gulf by many a wreck enrich'd.
+
+ _Now, God preserve full many a financier_
+ _Whose use of wealth may find its likeness here!_
+
+[Illustration: THE MISER AND THE MONKEY.]
+
+
+
+
+The Vultures and the Pigeons.
+
+
+ Mars once made havoc in the air:
+ Some cause aroused a quarrel there
+ Among the birds;--not those that sing,
+ The courtiers of the merry Spring,
+ But naughty hawk and vulture folks,
+ Of hooked beak and talons keen.
+ The carcass of a dog, 'tis said,
+ Had to this civil carnage led.
+ Blood rain'd upon the swarded green,
+ And valiant deeds were done, I ween.
+ Suffice to say, that chiefs were slain,
+ And heroes strow'd the sanguine plain.
+ 'Twas sport to see the battle rage,
+ And valiant hawk with hawk engage;
+ 'Twas pitiful to see them fall,--
+ Torn, bleeding, weltering, gasping, all.
+ Force, courage, cunning, all were plied;
+ Intrepid troops on either side
+ No effort spared to populate
+ The dusky realms of hungry Fate.
+ This woful strife awoke compassion
+ Within another feather'd nation,
+ Of iris neck and tender heart.
+ They tried their hand at mediation--
+ To reconcile the foes, or part.
+ The pigeon people duly chose
+ Ambassadors, who work'd so well
+ As soon the murderous rage to quell,
+ And stanch the source of countless woes.
+ A truce took place, and peace ensued.
+ Alas! the people dearly paid
+ Who such pacification made!
+ Those cursed hawks at once pursued
+ The harmless pigeons, slew and ate,
+ Till towns and fields were desolate.
+
+ _The safety of the rest requires_
+ _The bad should flesh each other's spears:_
+ _Whoever peace with them desires_
+ _Had better set them by the ears._
+
+[Illustration: THE VULTURES AND THE PIGEONS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Stag and the Vine.
+
+
+ A stag, by favour of a vine,
+ Which grew where suns most genial shine,
+ And form'd a thick and matted bower
+ Which might have turn'd a summer shower,
+ Was saved from ruinous assault.
+ The hunters thought their dogs at fault,
+ And call'd them off. In danger now no more
+ The stag, a thankless wretch and vile,
+ Began to browse his benefactress o'er.
+ The hunters, listening the while,
+ The rustling heard, came back,
+ With all their yelping pack,
+ And seized him in that very place.
+ "This is," said he, "but justice, in my case.
+ Let every black ingrate
+ Henceforward profit by my fate."
+ The dogs fell to--'twere wasting breath
+ To pray those hunters at the death.
+ They left, and we will not revile 'em
+ A warning for profaners of asylum.
+
+[Illustration: THE STAG AND THE VINE.]
+
+
+
+
+The Earthen Pot and the Iron Pot.
+
+
+ An iron pot proposed
+ To an earthen pot a journey.
+ The latter was opposed,
+ Expressing the concern he
+ Had felt about the danger
+ Of going out a ranger.
+ He thought the kitchen hearth
+ The safest place on earth
+ For one so very brittle.
+ "For thee, who art a kettle,
+ And hast a tougher skin,
+ There's nought to keep thee in."
+ "I'll be thy body-guard,"
+ Replied the iron pot;
+ "If anything that's hard
+ Should threaten thee a jot,
+ Between you I will go,
+ And save thee from the blow."
+ This offer him persuaded.
+ The iron pot paraded
+ Himself as guard and guide
+ Close at his cousin's side.
+ Now, in their tripod way,
+ They hobble as they may;
+ And eke together bolt
+ At every little jolt,--
+ Which gives the crockery pain;
+ But presently his comrade hits
+ So hard, he dashes him to bits,
+ Before he can complain.
+
+ _Take care that you associate_
+ _With equals only, lest your fate_
+ _Between these pots should find its mate._
+
+[Illustration: THE EARTHEN POT AND THE IRON POT.]
+
+
+
+
+The Bear and the Two Companions.
+
+
+ Two fellows, needing funds, and bold,
+ A bearskin to a furrier sold,
+ Of which the bear was living still,
+ But which they presently would kill--
+ At least they said they would,
+ And vow'd their word was good.
+ The bargain struck upon the skin,
+ Two days at most must bring it in.
+ Forth went the two. More easy found than got,
+ The bear came growling at them on the trot.
+ Behold our dealers both confounded,
+ As if by thunderbolt astounded!
+ Their bargain vanish'd suddenly in air;
+ For who could plead his interest with a bear?
+ One of the friends sprung up a tree;
+ The other, cold as ice could be,
+ Fell on his face, feign'd death,
+ And closely held his breath,--
+ He having somewhere heard it said
+ The bear ne'er preys upon the dead.
+ Sir Bear, sad blockhead, was deceived--
+ The prostrate man a corpse believed;
+ But, half suspecting some deceit,
+ He feels and snuffs from head to feet,
+ And in the nostrils blows.
+ The body's surely dead, he thinks.
+ "I'll leave it," says he, "for it stinks;"
+ And off into the woods he goes.
+ The other dealer, from his tree
+ Descending cautiously, to see
+ His comrade lying in the dirt,
+ Consoling, says, "It is a wonder
+ That, by the monster forced asunder,
+ We're, after all, more scared than hurt.
+ But," addeth he, "what of the creature's skin?
+ He held his muzzle very near;
+ What did he whisper in your ear?"
+ "He gave this caution,--'Never dare
+ Again to sell the skin of bear
+ Its owner has not ceased to wear.'"
+
+[Illustration: THE BEAR AND THE TWO COMPANIONS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Lion, the Wolf, and the Fox
+
+
+ A Lion, old, and impotent with gout,
+ Would have some cure for age found out.
+ This king, from every species,--
+ Call'd to his aid the leeches.
+ They came, from quacks without degree
+ To doctors of the highest fee.
+ Advised, prescribed, talk'd learnedly;
+ But with the rest
+ Came not Sir Cunning Fox, M.D.
+ Sir Wolf the royal couch attended,
+ And his suspicions there express'd.
+ Forthwith his majesty, offended,
+ Resolved Sir Cunning Fox should come,
+ And sent to smoke him from his home.
+ He came, was duly usher'd in,
+ And, knowing where Sir Wolf had been,
+ Said, "Sire, abused your royal ear
+ Has been by rumours insincere;
+ To wit, that I've been self-exempt
+ From coming here, through sheer contempt.
+ But, sire, your royal health to aid,
+ I vow'd to make a pilgrimage,
+ And, on my way, met doctors sage,
+ In skill the wonder of the age,
+ Whom carefully I did consult
+ About that great debility
+ Term'd in the books senility,
+ Of which you fear, with reason, the result.
+ You lack, they say, the vital heat,
+ By age extreme become effete.
+ Drawn from a living wolf, the hide
+ Should warm and smoking be applied.
+ Sir Wolf, here, won't refuse to give
+ His hide to cure you, as I live."
+ The king was pleased with this advice.
+ Flay'd, jointed, served up in a trice,
+ Sir Wolf first wrapped the monarch up,
+ Then furnish'd him whereon to sup.
+
+ _Beware, ye courtiers, lest ye gain,_
+ _By slander's arts, less power than pain._
+
+[Illustration: THE LION THE WOLF AND THE FOX.]
+
+
+
+
+The Battle of the Rats and Weasels.
+
+
+ The weasels live, no more than cats,
+ On terms of friendship with the rats;
+ And, were it not that these
+ Through doors contrive to squeeze
+ Too narrow for their foes,
+ The animals long-snouted
+ Would long ago have routed,
+ And from the planet scouted
+ Their race, as I suppose.
+
+ One year it did betide,
+ When they were multiplied,
+ An army took the field
+ Of rats, with spear and shield,
+ Whose crowded ranks led on
+ A king named Ratapon.
+ The weasels, too, their banner
+ Unfurl'd in warlike manner.
+ As Fame her trumpet sounds,
+ The victory balanced well;
+ Enrich'd were fallow grounds
+ Where slaughter'd legions fell;
+ But by said trollop's tattle,
+ The loss of life in battle
+ Thinn'd most the rattish race
+ In almost every place;
+
+ And finally their rout
+ Was total, spite of stout
+ Artarpax and Psicarpax,
+ And valiant Meridarpax,
+ Who, cover'd o'er with dust,
+ Long time sustain'd their host
+ Down sinking on the plain.
+ Their efforts were in vain;
+ Fate ruled that final hour,
+ (Inexorable power!)
+ And so the captains fled
+ As well as those they led;
+ The princes perish'd all.
+ The undistinguish'd small
+ In certain holes found shelter;
+ In crowding, helter-skelter;
+ But the nobility
+ Could not go in so free,
+ Who proudly had assumed
+ Each one a helmet plumed;
+ We know not, truly, whether
+ For honour's sake the feather,
+ Or foes to strike with terror;
+ But, truly, 'twas their error.
+ Nor hole, nor crack, nor crevice
+ Will let their head-gear in;
+ While meaner rats in bevies
+ An easy passage win;--
+ So that the shafts of fate
+ Do chiefly hit the great.
+
+ _A feather in the cap_
+ _Is oft a great mishap._
+ _An equipage too grand_
+ _Comes often to a stand_
+ _Within a narrow place._
+ _The small, whate'er the case,_
+ _With ease slip through a strait,_
+ _Where larger folks must wait._
+
+[Illustration: THE BATTLE OF THE RATS AND THE WEASELS.]
+
+
+
+
+The Animals Sick of the Plague.
+
+
+ The sorest ill that Heaven hath
+ Sent on this lower world in wrath,--
+ The plague (to call it by its name,)
+ One single day of which
+ Would Pluto's ferryman enrich,--
+ Waged war on beasts, both wild and tame.
+ They died not all, but all were sick:
+ No hunting now, by force or trick,
+ To save what might so soon expire.
+ No food excited their desire;
+ Nor wolf nor fox now watch'd to slay
+ The innocent and tender prey.
+ The turtles fled;
+ So love and therefore joy were dead.
+ The lion council held, and said:
+ "My friends, I do believe
+ This awful scourge, for which we grieve,
+ Is for our sins a punishment
+ Most righteously by Heaven sent.
+ Let us our guiltiest beast resign,
+ A sacrifice to wrath divine.
+ Perhaps this offering, truly small,
+ May gain the life and health of all.
+ By history we find it noted
+ That lives have been just so devoted.
+ Then let us all turn eyes within,
+ And ferret out the hidden sin.
+ Himself let no one spare nor flatter,
+ But make clean conscience in the matter.
+ For me, my appetite has play'd the glutton
+ Too much and often upon mutton.
+ What harm had e'er my victims done?
+ I answer, truly, None.
+ Perhaps, sometimes, by hunger press'd,
+ I've eat the shepherd with the rest.
+ I yield myself, if need there be;
+ And yet I think, in equity,
+ Each should confess his sins with me;
+ For laws of right and justice cry,
+ The guiltiest alone should die."
+ "Sire," said the fox, "your majesty
+ Is humbler than a king should be,
+
+[Illustration: THE ANIMALS SICK OF THE PLAGUE.]
+
+ And over-squeamish in the case.
+ What! eating stupid sheep a crime?
+ No, never, sire, at any time.
+ It rather was an act of grace,
+ A mark of honour to their race.
+ And as to shepherds, one may swear,
+ The fate your majesty describes,
+ Is recompense less full than fair
+ For such usurpers o'er our tribes."
+
+ Thus Renard glibly spoke,
+ And loud applause from flatterers broke.
+ Of neither tiger, boar, nor bear,
+ Did any keen inquirer dare
+ To ask for crimes of high degree;
+ The fighters, biters, scratchers, all
+ From every mortal sin were free;
+ The very dogs, both great and small,
+ Were saints, as far as dogs could be.
+
+ The ass, confessing in his turn,
+ Thus spoke in tones of deep concern:--
+ "I happen'd through a mead to pass;
+ The monks, its owners, were at mass;
+ Keen hunger, leisure, tender grass,
+ And add to these the devil too,
+ All tempted me the deed to do.
+ I browsed the bigness of my tongue;
+ Since truth must out, I own it wrong."
+
+ On this, a hue and cry arose,
+ As if the beasts were all his foes:
+ A wolf, haranguing lawyer-wise.
+ Denounced the ass for sacrifice--
+ The bald-pate, scabby, ragged lout,
+ By whom the plague had come, no doubt.
+ His fault was judged a hanging crime.
+ "What? eat another's grass? O shame!
+ The noose of rope and death sublime,
+ For that offence, were all too tame!"
+ And soon poor Grizzle felt the same.
+
+ _Thus human courts acquit the strong,_
+ _And doom the weak, as therefore wrong._
+
+
+
+
+
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