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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Explorers of the Dawn, by Mazo de la Roche
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+
+
+Title: Explorers of the Dawn
+
+Author: Mazo de la Roche
+
+Release Date: May 2, 2008 [EBook #25283]
+
+Language: English
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+</pre>
+
+
+<p>***Transcriber's Notes: The partial phrase&ndash;"Child, it shall not be
+done," consoled the&ndash;appears naturally in the original version on page 191
+(Chapter VII, section II), and in a printer's error, is inserted between
+two halves of a hyphenated word on page 204; the latter was omitted. The
+use of hyphens in words was made consistent throughout. Variant spelling
+and dialect was faithfully preserved.***</p>
+<hr />
+
+
+<h1>Explorers of the Dawn</h1>
+
+
+<br /><br />
+
+<p class="center"><strong><i>NEW BORZOI NOVELS
+SPRING, 1922</i></strong></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">Wanderers</span><br />
+ <i>Knut Hamsun</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">Men of Affairs</span><br />
+ <i>Roland Pertwee</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">The Fair Rewards</span><br />
+ <i>Thomas Beer</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">I Walked in Arden</span><br />
+ <i>Jack Crawford</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">Guest the One-eyed</span><br />
+ <i>Gunnar Gunnarsson</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">The Garden Party</span><br />
+ <i>Katherine Mansfield</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">The Longest Journey</span><br />
+ <i>E. M. Forster</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">The Soul of a Child</span><br />
+ <i>Edwin Bj&ouml;rkman</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">Cytherea</span><br />
+ <i>Joseph Hergesheimer</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">Explorers of the Dawn</span><br />
+ <i>Mazo de la Roche</i></small></p>
+
+<p class="center"><small><span class="sc">The White Kami</span><br />
+ <i>Edward Alden Jewell</i></small></p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h1>Explorers of the Dawn</h1>
+
+<p class="center">by Mazo de la Roche<br />
+With a Foreword by<br />
+Christopher Morley</p>
+
+<p class="center">New York<br />
+Alfred A Knopf<br />
+1922</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+<p class="center"><i>Published February, 1922</i><br />
+<i>Second Printing, March, 1922</i><br />
+<i>Third Printing, May, 1922</i></p>
+<br /><br />
+
+<p class="center"><i>Set up, electrotyped, and printed by the Vail-Ballou Co., Binghamton, N. Y.<br />
+Paper supplied by W. F. Etherington &amp; Co., New York, N. Y.<br />
+Bound by the Plimpton Press, Norwood, Mass.</i></p>
+
+<p class="center">MANUFACTURED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA</p>
+
+<br /><br /><br />
+
+
+<blockquote><p><i>But a short while ago, A. de la R.
+laughed with me over the adventures
+of these little fellows. To the memory
+of that happy laughter I dedicate the
+book.</i></p>
+
+<p class='right'><i>M. de la R.</i></p></blockquote>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="Contents">
+<tr><td><small>CHAPTER</small> </td><td> </td><td><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>I</td><td><a href="#ch1"><span class="sc">Buried Treasure</span></a></td><td>15</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>II</td><td><a href="#ch2"><span class="sc">The Jilt</span></a></td><td>52</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>III</td><td><a href="#ch3"><span class="sc">Explorers of the Dawn</span></a></td><td>76</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>IV</td><td><a href="#ch4"><span class="sc">A Merry Interlude</span></a></td><td>99</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>V</td><td><a href="#ch5"><span class="sc">Freedom</span></a></td><td>127</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>VI</td><td><a href="#ch6"><span class="sc">D'ye Ken John Peel</span></a></td><td>160</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>VII</td><td><a href="#ch7"><span class="sc">Granfa</span></a></td><td>187</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>VIII</td><td><a href="#ch8"><span class="sc">Noblesse Oblige</span></a></td><td>219</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>IX</td><td><a href="#ch9"><span class="sc">The Cobbler and His Wife</span></a></td><td>250</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>X</td><td><a href="#ch10"><span class="sc">The New Day</span></a></td><td>276</td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+
+<h3><i>FOREWORD</i></h3>
+
+<p><i>The publisher has asked me to write a note of introduction to this book.
+Surely it needs none; but it is a pleasant task to write prefaces for other
+people's books. When one writes a preface to a book of one's own, one
+naturally grovels, deprecates, and has no opportunity to call the friendly
+reader's attention to what the author considers the beauties and
+significances of the work. How agreeable, then, to be able to do this
+service for another.</i></p>
+
+<p><i>Moreover, one hopes that such a service may not be wholly vain. Every
+book has its own special audience, for whom&mdash;very likely unconsciously&mdash;it
+was written: the group of people, far spread over the curve of earth, who
+will find in that particular book just the sort of magic and wisdom that
+they seek. And, as every one who has studied the book business knows, books
+very often tragically miss just the public that was waiting for them. It is
+such an obscure and nebulous problem, getting the book into the hands of
+the people to whom it will appeal. One knows that there are thousands of
+readers for whom that book (whatever it may be) will mean keen pleasure.
+But how is one to find them and bring the volume to their eyes?</i></p>
+
+<p><i>I owe to the "Atlantic Monthly" my own introduction to Miss de la
+Roche's writing. Several years ago, when I was acting as a modest periscope
+for a publishing house, I read in the "Atlantic" a fanciful little story by
+her which seemed to me so delicate and humorous in fancy, so refreshing and
+happy in expression, that I wrote to the author in the hope of some day
+luring her to offer a book to the house with which I was connected. We had
+some pleasant correspondence. Time passed: I fell from the placid ramparts
+of the publishing business, into the more noisy but not less happy bustle
+of the newspaper world. But still, though I am not a conscientious
+correspondent, I managed to keep occasionally in touch with Miss de la
+Roche. For a while I seemed highly unsuccessful as her ambassador into the
+high court of publishing. Then, one day, lunching with Mr. Alfred Knopf at
+a small tavern on Vesey Street (which was subsequently abolished by the New
+York City Health Department as being unfit to offer what one of the small
+boys in this book calls "nushment") I happened to tell him about Miss de la
+Roche's work. I saw his eye, an eye of special clarity and brilliance,
+widen and darken with that particular emotion exhibited by a publisher who
+feels what is vulgarly known as a "hunch." He said he would "look into" the
+matter; and this book is the result.</i></p>
+
+<p><i>The phrase "look into" is perhaps appropriate as applied to this book.
+For it is one of those books where the eye of the attentive reader sees
+more than a mere sparkling flow of words on a running surface of narrative.
+Of course this is not one of those books that "everybody</i> must <i>read."
+It is not likely to become fashionable. But it seems to me so truly
+charming, so felicitous in subtle touches of humour, so tenderly moved with
+an under-running current of wistfulness, that surely it will find its own
+lovers; who will be, perhaps, among those who utter the names of Barrie and
+Kenneth Grahame with a special sound of voice.</i></p>
+
+<p><i>Perhaps, since I myself was one of a family of three boys, the story of
+Angel, Seraph and John, makes a prejudicial claim upon my affection. I must
+admit that it is evident the author of the book was never herself a small
+boy: sometimes their imperfections are a little too perfect, too femininely
+and romantically conceived, to make me feel one of them. They have not
+quite the rowdy actuality of Mr. Tarkington's urchins. But the, fact that
+the whole story is told with a poet's imagination, and viewed through a
+golden cloud of fancy, gives us countervailing beauties that a strictly
+naturalistic treatment would miss. Let us not forget that we are in a
+"Cathedral Town"; and next door is a Bishop. And certainly in the vigorous
+and great-hearted Mary Ellen we stand solidly on the good earth of human
+nature "as is."</i></p>
+
+<p><i>It is not the intention of the introducer to anticipate the reader's
+pleasure by selfishly pointing out some of the dainty touches of humour
+that will arouse the secret applause of the mind. One thing only occurs to
+be said. The scene of the tale is said to be in England. And yet, to the
+zealous observer, there will seem to be some flavours that are hardly
+English. The language of the excellent Mary Ellen, for instance, comes to
+me with a distinct cisatlantic sound. Nor can I, somehow, visualize a
+planked back garden in an English Cathedral Town. I am wondering about
+this, and I conclude that perhaps it is due to the fact that Miss de la
+Roche lives in Toronto, that delightful city where the virtues of both
+England and America are said to be subtly and consummately blended. Her
+story, as simple and refreshing as the tune of an old song, and yet so
+richly spiced with humour, perhaps presents a blend of qualities and
+imaginations that we would only find in Canada; for the Canadians, after
+all, are the true Anglo-Americans. Perhaps they do not like to be called
+so? But I mean it well: I mean that they combine the good qualities of both
+sides.</i></p>
+
+<p><i>And so one wishes good fortune to this book in its task&mdash;which every
+book must face for itself&mdash;of discovering its destined friends. There will
+be some readers, I think, who will look through it as through an open
+window, into a land of clear gusty winds and March sunshine and volleying
+church bells on Sunday mornings, into a land of terrible contradictions, a
+land whose emigr&eacute;s look back to it tenderly, yet without too poignant
+regret&mdash;the Almost Forgotten Land of childhood.</i></p>
+
+<p class="author"><span class="sc">Christopher Morley.</span></p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch1">Chapter I: Buried Treasure</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>Probably our father would never have chosen Mrs. Handsomebody to be our
+governess and guardian during the almost two years he spent in South
+America, had it not seemed the natural thing to hand us over to the
+admirable woman who had been his own teacher in early boyhood.</p>
+
+<p>Had he not been bewildered by the sudden death of our young mother, he
+might have recalled scenes between himself and Mrs. Handsomebody that would
+have made him hesitate to leave three stirring boys under her entire
+control. Possibly he forgot that he had had his parents, and a doting aunt
+or two, to pad the angularities of Mrs. Handsomebody's rule, and to say
+whether or not her limber cane should seek his plumpest and most tender
+parts.</p>
+
+<p>Then, too, at that period, Mrs. Handsomebody was still unmarried. As Miss
+Wigmore she had not yet captured and quelled the manly spirit of Mr.
+Handsomebody. From being a blustering sort of man, he had become, Mary
+Ellen said, very mild and fearful.</p>
+
+<p>On his demise Mrs. Handsomebody was left in solitary possession of a tall,
+narrow house, in the shadow of the grey Cathedral in the rather grey and
+grim old town of Misthorpe. Here, Angel and The Seraph and I were set down
+one April morning, fresh from the country house, where we had been born;
+our mother's kisses still warm, one might say, on our round young cheeks.</p>
+
+<p>Unaccustomed to restraint, we were introduced into an atmosphere of
+drabness and restraint, best typified, perhaps, by the change from our
+tender, springy country turf, to the dry, blistered planks of Mrs.
+Handsomebody's back yard. Angel, fiery, candid, inconstant; the careless
+possessor of a beautiful boys' treble, which was to develop into the
+incomparable tenor of today&mdash;next, myself, a year younger, but equally tall
+and courageous, in a more dogged way&mdash;then, The Seraph, three years my
+junior, he was just five, following where we led with a blind loyalty,
+"Stubborn, strong and jolly as a pie."</p>
+
+<p>Truly when I think of us, as we were then, and when I remember how we came
+like a wild disturbing wind into that solemn house, I am inclined to pity
+Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>Even when she sent us to bed in the colossal four-poster, in the middle of
+the afternoon, we were scarcely downcast, for it was not such a bad
+playground after all, and by drawing the curtains, we could shut ourselves
+completely away from the world dominated by petticoats.</p>
+
+<p>Then there was Mary Ellen, with her "followers," always our firm ally,
+brimming with boisterous good health. Looking back, I am convinced that
+Mrs. Handsomebody deserves our sympathy.</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>It was Saturday morning, and we three were in Mrs. Handsomebody's
+parlour&mdash;Angel, and The Seraph, and I.</p>
+
+<p>No sooner had the front door closed upon the tall angular figure of the
+lady, bearing her market basket, than we shut our books with a snap, ran on
+tiptoe to the top of the stairs, and, after a moment's breathless
+listening, cast our young forms on the smooth walnut bannister, and glided
+gloriously to the bottom.</p>
+
+<p>Regularly on a Saturday morning she went to market, and with equal
+regularity we cast off the yoke of her restraint, slid down the bannisters,
+and entered the forbidden precincts of the Parlour.</p>
+
+<p>On other week days the shutters of this grim apartment were kept closed,
+and an inquisitive eye, applied to the keyhole, could just faintly discern
+the portrait in crayon of the late Mr. Handsomebody, presiding, like some
+whiskered ghost, over the revels of the stuffed birds in the glass case
+below him.</p>
+
+<p>But on a Saturday morning Mary Ellen swept and dusted there. The shutters
+were thrown open, and the thin-legged piano and the haircloth furniture
+were furbished up for the morrow. Moreover Mary Ellen liked our company.
+She had a spooky feeling about the parlour. Mr. Handsomebody gave her the
+creeps, she said, and once when she had turned her back she had heard one
+of the stuffed birds twitter. It was a gruesome thought.</p>
+
+<p>When we bounded in on her, Mary Ellen was dragging the broom feebly across
+the gigantic green and red lilies of the carpet, her bare red arms moving
+like listless antenn&aelig;. She could, when she willed, work vigorously and
+well, but no one knew when a heavy mood might seize her, and render her as
+useless as was compatible with retaining her situation.</p>
+
+<p>"Och, byes!" she groaned, leaning on her broom. "This Spring weather do be
+makin' me as wake as a blind kitten! Sure, I feel this mornin' like as if
+I'd a stone settin' on my stomach, an' me head feels as light as
+thistledown. I wisht the missus'd fergit to come home an' I could take a
+day off&mdash;but there's no such luck for Mary Ellen!"</p>
+
+<p>She made a few more passes with her broom and then sighed.</p>
+
+<p>"I think I'll soon be lavin' this place," she said.</p>
+
+<p>A vision of the house without the cheering presence of Mary Ellen rose
+blackly before us. We crowded round her.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, see here," said Angel masterfully, putting his arms about her stout
+waist. "You know perfectly well that father's coming back from South
+America soon to make a home for us, and that you are to come and be our
+cook, and make apple-dumplings, and have all the followers you like."</p>
+
+<p>Now Angel knew whereof he spoke, for Mary Ellen's "followers" were a bone
+of contention between her and her mistress.</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, Master Angel," she expostulated, "What a tongue ye have in yer head to
+be sure! Followers, is it? Sure, they're the bane o' me life! Now git out
+av the way o' the dust, all of yez, or I'll put a tin ear on ye!" And she
+began to swing her broom vigorously.</p>
+
+<p>We ran to the window and looked out but no sooner had we looked out than we
+whistled with astonishment at what we saw.</p>
+
+<p>First you must know that on the west of Mrs. Handsomebody's house stood the
+broad, ivy-clad mansion of the Bishop, grey stone, like the Cathedral; on
+the east was a dingy white brick house, exactly like Mrs. Handsomebody's.
+In it lived Mr. and Mrs. Mortimer Pegg and their three servants.</p>
+
+<p>To us they seemed very elegant, if somewhat uninteresting people. Mrs.
+Mortimer Pegg frequently had carriage callers, and not seldom sallied forth
+herself in a sedate victoria from the livery stables. But beyond an
+occasional flutter of excitement when their horses stopped at our very
+gate, there was little in this prim couple to interest us. So neat and
+precise were they as they tripped down the street together, that we called
+them (out of Mrs. Handsomebody's hearing) Mr. and Mrs. "Cribbage" Pegg.</p>
+
+<p>Now, on this morning in mid-spring when we looked out of the window our
+eyes discovered an object of such compelling interest in the Pegg's front
+garden that we rubbed them again to make sure that we were broad awake.</p>
+
+<p>Striding up and down the small enclosure was a tall old man wearing a
+brilliant-hued, flowered dressing-gown, that hung open at the neck,
+disclosing his long brown throat and hairy chest, and flapping negligently
+about his heels as he strode.</p>
+
+<p>He had bushy iron-grey hair and moustache, and tufts of curly grey beard
+grew around his chin and ears. His nose was large and sun-burned; and every
+now and again he would stop in his caged-animal walk and sniff the air as
+though he enjoyed it.</p>
+
+<p>I liked the old gentleman from the start.</p>
+
+<p>"Oo-o! See the funny old man!" giggled The Seraph. "Coat like Jacob an' his
+bwethern!"</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I plied Mary Ellen with questions. Who was he? Did he live with
+the Peggs? Did she think he was a foreigner? Mary Ellen, supported by her
+broom, stared out of the window.</p>
+
+<p>"For th' love of Hiven!" she ejaculated. "If that ain't a sight now! Byes,
+it's Mr. Pegg's own father come home from somewheres in th' Indies. Their
+cook was tellin' me of the time they have wid him. He's a bit light-headed,
+y'see, an' has all his meals in his own room&mdash;th' quarest dishes iver&mdash;an'
+a starlin' for a pet, mind ye."</p>
+
+<p>At that moment the old gentleman perceived that he was watched, and
+saluting Mary Ellen gallantly, he called out:</p>
+
+<p>"Good-morning, madam!"</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen, covered with confusion, drew back behind the curtain. I was
+about to make a suitable reply when I saw Mrs. Mortimer Pegg, herself,
+emerge from her house with a very red face, and resolutely grasp her
+father-in-law's arm. She spoke to him in a rapid undertone, and, after a
+moment's hesitation, he followed her meekly into the house.</p>
+
+<p>How I sympathized with him! I knew only too well the humiliation
+experienced by the helpless male when over-bearing woman drags him
+ignominiously from his harmless recreation.</p>
+
+<p>A bond of understanding seemed to be established between us at once.</p>
+
+<p>The voice of Mary Ellen broke in on my reverie. She was teasing Angel to
+sing.</p>
+
+<p>"Aw give us a chune, Master Angel before th' missus gets back! There's a
+duck. I'll give ye a pocket full of raisins as sure's fate!"</p>
+
+<p>Angel, full of music as a bird, could strum some sort of accompaniment to
+any song on the piano. It was Mary Ellen's delight on a Saturday morning to
+pour forth her pent up feelings in one of the popular songs, with Angel to
+keep her on the tune and thump a chord or two.</p>
+
+<p>It was a risky business. But The Seraph mounted guard at the window while I
+pressed my nose against the glass case that held the stuffed birds and
+wondered if any of them had come from South America. "How jolly," I
+thought, "to be there with father."</p>
+
+<p>Tum-te-tum-te-tum, strummed Angel.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"Casey would waltz with the strawberry blonde,</p>
+<p class="i8">And the&mdash;band&mdash;played&mdash;on."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>His sweet reedy tones thrilled the April air.</p>
+
+<p>And Mary Ellen's voice, robust as the whistle of a locomotive, bursting
+with health and spirits, shook the very cobwebs that she had not swept
+down.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"Casey would waltz with th' strawberry blonde,</p>
+<p class="i8">And&mdash;the&mdash;band&mdash;play&mdash;don!"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Generally we had a faithful subordinate in The
+Seraph. He had a rather sturdy sense of
+honour. On this spring morning however, I
+think that the singing of Mary Ellen must have
+dulled his sensibilities, for, instead of keeping a
+bright lookout up the street for the dreaded form
+of Mrs. Handsomebody, he lolled across the window-sill,
+dangling a piece of string, with the April
+sunshine warming his rounded back.</p>
+
+<p>And as he dangled the string, Mrs. Handsomebody
+drew nearer and nearer. She entered
+the gate&mdash;she entered the house&mdash;she was in the
+parlour!!</p>
+
+<p>Angel and Mary Ellen had just given their
+last triumphant shout, when Mrs. Handsomebody
+said in a voice of cold fury:</p>
+
+<p>"Mary Ellen, kindly cease that ribald screaming. David (David is Angel's proper name)
+get up instantly from that piano stool and face
+me! John, Alexander, face me!"</p>
+
+<p>We did so tremblingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," said Mrs. Handsomebody, "you
+three boys go up to your bedroom&mdash;not to the
+schoolroom, mind&mdash;and don't let me hear another
+sound from you today! You shall get no
+dinner. At four I will come and discuss your
+disgraceful conduct with you. Now march!"</p>
+
+<p>She held the door open for us while we filed
+sheepishly under her arm. Then the door closed
+behind us with a decisive bang, and poor Mary
+Ellen was left in the torture-chamber with Mrs.
+Handsomebody and the stuffed birds.</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>Angel and I scurried up the stairway. We
+could hear The Seraph panting as he laboured
+after us.</p>
+
+<p>Once in the haven of our little room we rolled
+in a confused heap on the bed, scuffling indiscriminately.
+It was a favourite punishment with
+Mrs. Handsomebody, and we had a suspicion
+that she relished the fact that so much food was
+saved when we went dinnerless. At any rate,
+we were not allowed to make up the deficiency
+at tea-time.</p>
+
+<p>We always passed the hours of our confinement
+on the bed, for the room was very small
+and the one window stared blankly at the window
+of an unused room in the Peggs' house, which
+blankly returned the stare.</p>
+
+<p>But these were not dull times for us. As
+Elizabethan actors, striding about their bare
+stage, conjured up brave pictures of gilded halls
+or leafy forest glades, so we little fellows made
+a castle stronghold of our bed; or better still, a
+gallant frigate that sailed beyond the barren walls
+into unknown seas of adventure, and anchored at
+last off some rocky island where treasure lay hid
+among the hills.</p>
+
+<p>What brave fights with pirates there were,
+when Angel as Captain, I as mate, with The
+Seraph for a cabin boy, fought the bloody pirate
+gangs on those surf-washed shores, and gained
+the fight, though far out-numbered!</p>
+
+<p>They were not dull times in that small back
+room, but gay-coloured lawless times, when our
+fancy was let free, and we fought on empty
+stomachs, and felt only the wind in our faces,
+and heard the creak of straining cordage. What
+if we were on half-rations!</p>
+
+<p>On this particular morning, however, there
+was something to be disposed of before we got
+to business. To wit, the rank insubordination
+of The Seraph. It was not to be dealt with
+too lightly. Angel sat up with a dishevelled
+head.</p>
+
+<p>"Get up!" he commanded The Seraph, who
+obeyed wonderingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, my man," continued Angel, with the
+scowl that had made him dreaded the South Seas
+over, "have you anything to say for yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph hung his head.</p>
+
+<p>"I was on'y danglin' a bit o' stwing," he murmured.</p>
+
+<p>"String"&mdash;repeated Angel, the scowl deepening,
+"dangling a bit of string! You may be
+dangling yourself at the end of a rope before
+the sun sets, my hearty! Here we are without
+any dinner, all along of you. Now see here,
+you'll go right over into that corner by the
+window with your face to the wall and stand
+there all the time John and I play! An'&mdash;an'
+you won't know what we're doing nor where
+we're going nor <i>anything</i>&mdash;so there!"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph went, weeping bitterly. He hid
+his face in the dusty lace window curtain. He
+looked very small. I could not help remembering
+how father had said we were to take care of
+him and not make him cry.</p>
+
+<p>Somehow that morning things went ill with
+the adventure. The savour had gone out of our
+play. Two were but a paltry company after all.
+Where was the cabin-boy with his trusty dirk,
+eager to bleed for the cause? Though we kept
+our backs rigorously turned to the window, and
+spoke only in whispers, neither of us could quite
+forget the presence of that dejected little figure in
+the faded holland smock.</p>
+
+<p>After a bit The Seraph's whimpering ceased,
+and what was our surprise to hear the chuckling
+laugh with which he was wont to signify his
+pleasure!</p>
+
+<p>We turned to look at him. His face was
+pressed to the window, and again he giggled
+rapturously.</p>
+
+<p>"What's up, kid?" we demanded.</p>
+
+<p>"Ole Joseph-an'-his-Bwethern," he sputtered,
+"winkin' an' wavin' hands wiv me!"</p>
+
+<p>We were at his side like a shot, and there in
+the hitherto blank window of the Peggs' house
+stood the old gentleman of the flowered dressing-gown
+laughing and nodding at The Seraph!
+When he saw us he made a sign to us to open our
+window, and at the same instant raised his own.</p>
+
+<p>It took the three of us to accomplish it, for
+the window moved unreadily, being seldom raised,
+as Mrs. Handsomebody regarded fresh air much
+as she regarded a small boy, as something to be
+kept in its place.</p>
+
+<p>At last the window rose, protesting and creaking,
+and the next moment we were face to face
+with our new acquaintance.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello!" he said, in a loud jovial voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello!" said we, and stared.</p>
+
+<p>He had a strong, weather-beaten face, and
+wide-open light eyes, blue and wild as the sea.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, boy!" he repeated, looking at Angel,
+"What's your name?"</p>
+
+<p>Now Angel was shy with strangers, so I
+usually answered questions.</p>
+
+<p>"His name," I replied then, "is David Curzon
+but mother called him Angel, so we jus' keep on
+doing it."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said the old gentleman. Then he fixed
+The Seraph with his eye. "What's the bantling's
+name?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph, mightily confused at being called
+a bantling, giggled inanely, so I replied again.</p>
+
+<p>"His name is Alexander Curzon, but mother
+called him The Seraph, so we jus' keep on doing
+it too."</p>
+
+<p>"Um-hm," assented the old gentleman, "and
+you&mdash;what's your name?"</p>
+
+<p>"John," I replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," he said, with an odd little smile, "and
+what do they keep on calling <i>you</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just John," I answered firmly, "nothing else."</p>
+
+<p>"Who's your father?" came the next question.</p>
+
+<p>"He's David Curzon, senior," I said proudly,
+"and he's in South America building a railroad
+an' Mrs. Handsomebody used to be his governess
+when he was a little boy, so he left us with her,
+but some day, pretty soon, I think, he's coming
+back to make a really home for us with rabbits
+an' puppies an' pigeons an' things."</p>
+
+<p>Our new friend nodded sympathetically.
+Then, quite suddenly, he asked:</p>
+
+<p>"Where's your mother?"</p>
+
+<p>"She's in Heaven," I answered sadly, "she
+went there two months ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," broke in The Seraph eagerly, "but
+she's comin' back some day to make a <i>weally</i>
+home for us!"</p>
+
+<p>"Shut up!" said Angel gruffly, poking him with
+his elbow.</p>
+
+<p>"The Seraph's very little," I explained apologetically,
+"he doesn't understand."</p>
+
+<p>The old gentleman put his hand in the pocket
+of his dressing-gown.</p>
+
+<p>"Bantling," he said with his droll smile, "do
+you like peppermint bull's-eyes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said The Seraph, "I yike them&mdash;one
+for each of us."</p>
+
+<p>Whereupon this extraordinary man began
+throwing us peppermints as fast as we could
+catch them. It was surprising how we began
+to feel at home with him, as though we had
+known him for years.</p>
+
+<p>He had travelled all over the world it seemed,
+and he brought many curious things to the window
+to show us. One of these was a starling whose
+wicker cage he placed on the sill where the sunlight
+fell.</p>
+
+<p>He had got it, he said, from one of the crew
+of a trading vessel off the coast of Java. The
+sailor had brought it all the way from Devon
+for company, and, he added&mdash;"the brute had put
+out both its eyes so that it would learn to talk
+more readily, so now, you see, the poor little
+fellow is quite blind."</p>
+
+<p>"Blind&mdash;blind&mdash;blind!" echoed the starling
+briskly, "blind&mdash;blind&mdash;blind!"</p>
+
+<p>He took it from its cage on his finger. It
+hopped up his arm till it reached his cheek, where
+it began to peck at his whiskers, crying all the
+while in its shrill, lonely tones,&mdash;"Blind, blind,
+blind!"</p>
+
+<p>We three were entranced; and an idea that
+was swiftly forming in my mind struggled for
+expression.</p>
+
+<p>If this wonderful old man had, as he said,
+sailed the seas from Land's End to Ceylon, was
+it not possible that he had seen, even fought
+with, real pirates? Might he not have followed
+hot on the trail of hidden treasure? My cheeks
+burned as I tried to put the question.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you&mdash;" I began, "did you&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" he encouraged. "Did I what, John?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, did you," I burst out, "ever see a pirate
+ship, an' pirates&mdash;real ones?"</p>
+
+<p>His face lit up.</p>
+
+<p>"Surely," he replied casually, "many an one."</p>
+
+<p>"P'raps&mdash;" ventured Angel, with an excited
+laugh, "p'raps you're one yourself!"</p>
+
+<p>The old gentleman searched our eager faces
+with his wide-open, sea blue eyes, then he looked
+cautiously into the room behind him, and, apparently
+satisfied that no one could overhear,
+he put his hand to the side of his mouth, and said
+in a loud hoarse whisper&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"That I am. Pirate as ever was!"</p>
+
+<p>I think you could have knocked me down with
+a feather. I know my knees shook and the room
+reeled. The Seraph was the first to recover,
+piping cheerfully&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I yike piwates!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," repeated the old gentleman, reflectively,
+"pirate as ever was. The things I've seen and
+done would fill the biggest book you ever saw, and
+it'd make your hair stand on end to read it&mdash;what
+with fights, and murders, and hangings, and
+storms, and shipwreck, and the hunt for gold!
+Many a sweet schooner or frigate I've sunk, or
+taken for myself; and there isn't a port on the
+South Seas where women don't hush their children
+crying with the fear of Captain Pegg."</p>
+
+<p>Then he added hastily, as though he feared he
+had gone too far:</p>
+
+<p>"But I'm a changed man, mark you&mdash;a reformed
+man. If things suit me pretty well here
+I don't think I shall break out again. It is just
+that you chaps seem so sympathetic makes me tell
+you all this; but you must swear never to breathe
+a word of it, for no one knows but you. My son
+and daughter-in-law think I'm an arch&aelig;ologist.
+It'd be an awful shock to them to find that I'm a
+pirate."</p>
+
+<p>We swore the blackest secrecy, and were about
+to ply him with a hundred questions, when we saw
+a maid carrying a large tray enter the room behind
+him.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg, as I must now call him, gave us
+a gesture of warning and began to lower his
+window. A pleasant aroma of roast beef came
+across the alley. The next instant the flowered
+dressing-gown had disappeared and the window
+opposite stared blankly as before.</p>
+
+<p>Angel blew a deep breath. "Did you notice,"
+he said, "how different he got once he had told
+us he was a pirate&mdash;wilder and rougher, and used
+more sailor words?"</p>
+
+<p>"However did you guess it first?" I asked
+admiringly.</p>
+
+<p>"I think I know a pirate when I see one," he
+returned loftily. "But, oh I say, wouldn't
+Mrs. Handsomebody be waxy if she knew?"</p>
+
+<p>"An' wouldn't Mary Ellen be scared stiff if
+<i>she</i> knew?"</p>
+
+<p>"An' won't we have fun? Hurray!"</p>
+
+<p>We rolled in ecstasy on the much-enduring bed.</p>
+
+<p>We talked excitedly of the possibilities of such
+a wonderful and dangerous friendship. And as
+it turned out, none of our imaginings equalled
+what really happened.</p>
+
+<p>The afternoon passed quickly. As the hands
+of our alarm clock neared the hour of four we
+obliterated the traces of our sojourn on the bed
+as well as we could, and, when Mrs. Handsomebody
+entered, she found us sitting in a row on the
+three cane-bottomed chairs, on which we hung our
+clothes at night.</p>
+
+<p>The scolding she gave us was even longer and
+more humiliating to our manhood than usual.
+She shook her hard white finger near our faces
+and said that for very little she would write to
+our father and complain of our actions.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," she said, in conclusion, "give your faces
+and hands a thorough washing and comb your
+hair, which is disgraceful; then come quietly down
+to tea." The door closed behind her.</p>
+
+<p>"What beats me," said Angel, lathering his
+hands, "is why that wart on her chin wiggles so
+when she jaws us! I can't keep my eyes off it."</p>
+
+<p>"It wiggles," piped The Seraph, as he dragged
+a brush over his curls, "'cos it's nervous, an' I
+wiggle when she scolds too, 'cos <i>I'm</i> nervous."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you worry, old man," Angel responded,
+gaily, "we'll take care of you."</p>
+
+<p>We were in fine spirits despite our scolding.
+Indeed, we almost pitied Mrs. Handsomebody for
+her ignorance of the wonders amongst which she
+had her being.</p>
+
+<p>Here she was, fussing over some stuffed birds
+in a glass case, when a live starling, who could
+talk, had perched near her very window sill! She
+spent hours in conversation with her Unitarian
+minister, while a real pirate lived next door.</p>
+
+<p>It was pitiful, and yet it was very funny. We
+found it hard to go quietly down to tea with such
+thoughts in our minds, and after five hours in our
+bedroom.</p>
+
+
+<h4>IV</h4>
+
+<p>The next day was Sunday.</p>
+
+<p>As we sat at dinner with Mrs. Handsomebody
+after morning service, we were scarcely conscious
+of the large, white dumplings that bulged before
+us, with a delicious sticky sweet sauce, trickling
+down their dropsical sides. We plied our spoons
+with languid interest around their outer edges, as
+calves nibble around a straw stack. Our vagrant
+minds scoured the Spanish Main with Captain
+Pegg.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly The Seraph spoke in that cock-sure
+way of his.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a piwate at Peggs."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody looked at him sharply.</p>
+
+<p>"What's that?" she demanded. At the same
+instant Angel and I kicked him under cover of
+the table.</p>
+
+<p>"What did you say?" repeated Mrs. Handsomebody
+sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"Funny ole gennelman at the Cwibbage Peggs,"
+replied The Seraph with his mouth full.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody greatly respected Mr.
+and Mrs. Mortimer Pegg, and this play of words
+on the name incensed her.</p>
+
+<p>"Am I to understand Alexander," she gobbled,
+"that you are making <i>game</i> of the Mortimer
+Peggs?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," giggled the wretched Seraph, "it's a
+cwibbage game. You play it wiv Peggs."</p>
+
+<p>"Leave the table instantly!" ordered Mrs.
+Handsomebody. "You are becoming unbearable."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph cast one anguished look at his
+dumpling and burst into tears. We could hear
+his wails growing ever fainter as he plodded up
+the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>"Mary Ellen, remove that dumpling!" commanded
+Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I began to eat very fast. There
+was a short silence; then Mrs. Handsomebody
+said didactically:</p>
+
+<p>"The elder Mr. Pegg is a much travelled gentleman,
+and one of the most noted arch&aelig;ologists
+of the day. A trifle eccentric in his manner perhaps
+but a deep thinker. David, can you tell
+me what an arch&aelig;ologist is?"</p>
+
+<p>"Something you pretend you are," said Angel,
+"and you ain't."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense!" snapped Mrs. Handsomebody.
+"Look it up in your Johnson's when you go upstairs,
+and let me know the result. I will excuse
+you now."</p>
+
+<p>We found The Seraph lounging in a chair in
+the schoolroom.</p>
+
+<p>"Too bad about the dumpling, old boy," I
+said consolingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, not too bad," he replied. "Mary Ellen
+fetched it up the backstairs to me. I'm vewy
+full."</p>
+
+<p>That afternoon we saw Captain Pegg go for
+a walk with his son and daughter-in-law. He
+looked quite altered in a long grey coat and tall
+hat. Mr. and Mrs. Mortimer Pegg seemed
+proud to walk with him.</p>
+
+<p>The following day was warm and sunny.
+When lessons were over we rushed to our bedroom
+window and to our joy we found that the
+window opposite was wide open, the wicker cage
+on the sill with the starling inside swelling up
+and preening himself in the sunshine, while just
+beyond sat Captain Pegg smoking a long pipe.</p>
+
+<p>He seemed delighted to see us.</p>
+
+<p>"Avast, my hearties!" he cried. "It's glorious
+sailing weather, but I've just been lying at anchor
+here, on the chance of sighting you. It does my
+heart good, y'see, to talk with some of my own
+kind, and leave off pretending to be an arch&aelig;ologist&mdash;to
+stretch my mental legs, as it were. Well&mdash;have
+you taken your bearings this morning?"</p>
+
+<p>"Captain Pegg," I broke out with my heart
+tripping against my blouse, "you said something
+the other day about buried treasure. Did you
+really find some? And would you mind telling
+us how you set about it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he replied meditatively, "many a sack
+of treasure trove I've unearthed&mdash;but the most
+curious find of all, I got without searching and
+without blood being spilt. I was lying quiet
+those days, about forty years ago, off the north
+of the Orkney islands. Well, one morning I
+took a fancy to explore some of the outlying
+rocks and little islands dotted here and there.
+So I started off in a yawl with four seamen to
+row me; and not seeing much but barren rocks
+and stunted shrubs about, I bent over the stern
+and stared into the sea. It was as clear as crystal.</p>
+
+<p>"As we were passing through a narrow channel
+between two rock islands, I bade the men rest
+on their oars, for something strange below had
+arrested my attention. I now could see plainly,
+in the green depths, a Spanish galleon, standing
+upright, held as in a vice, by the grip of the two
+great rocks. She must have gone down with all
+hands, when the greater part of the Spanish
+Armada was wrecked on the shores of Britain.</p>
+
+<p>"'Shiver my timbers, lads,' I cried. 'Here'll
+be treasure in earnest! Back to the ship for
+our diving suits&mdash;booty for everyone, and plum
+duff for dinner!'</p>
+
+<p>"Well, to make a long story short, I, and four
+of the trustiest of the crew, put on our diving
+suits, and soon we were walking the slippery
+decks once trodden by Spanish grandees and
+soldiers, and the scene of many a bloody fight I'll
+be bound. Their skeletons lay about the deck,
+wrapped in sea-tangle, and from every crevice
+of the galleon, tall, red, and green, and yellow,
+and purple weeds had sprung, that waved and
+shivered with the motion of the sea. Her decks
+were strewn with shells and sand, and in and out
+of her rotted ribs frightened fish darted at our
+approach. It was a gruesome sight.</p>
+
+<p>"Three weeks we worked, carrying the treasure
+to our own ship, and I began to feel as much
+at home under water as above it. At last we
+set sail without mishap, and every man on board
+had his share and some of them gave up pirating
+and settled down as inn-keepers and tradesmen."</p>
+
+<p>As the sound of his deep voice ceased, we three
+were silent also, gazing longingly into his eyes
+that were so like the sea.</p>
+
+<p>Then&mdash;"Captain Pegg," said Angel, in a still,
+small voice, "I don't&mdash;s'pose&mdash;you'd know of
+any hidden treasure hereabouts? We'd most
+awfully like to find some. It'd be a jolly thing
+to write and tell father!"</p>
+
+<p>A droll smile flickered over the bronzed
+features of Captain Pegg. He brought down
+his fist on the window-sill.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if you aren't chaps after my own
+heart!" he cried. "Treasure about here? I
+was just coming to that&mdash;and a most curious
+happening it is! There was a cabin-boy&mdash;name
+of Jenks&mdash;a lad that I trusted and loved like
+my own son, who stole the greater part of my
+share of the treasure, and, though I scoured the
+globe for him&mdash;" the Captain's eyes rolled
+fiercely&mdash;"I found neither trace of him nor the
+treasure, till two years ago. It was in Madagascar
+that I received a message from a dying
+man, confessing that, shaken by remorse, he had
+brought what was left of the plunder and buried
+it in Mrs. Handsomebody's back yard!"</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Handsomebody's back yard!" We
+chanted the words in utter amazement.</p>
+
+<p>"Just that," affirmed Captain Pegg solemnly.
+"Jenks found out that I owned the house next
+door but he dared not bury the treasure there
+because the yard was smoothly sodded, and would
+show up any disturbance; while Mrs. Handsomebody's
+yard, being covered with planks, was just
+the thing. So he simply raised one of the planks,
+dug a hole, and deposited the sack containing
+the last of the treasure, and wrote me his confession.
+And there you are!"</p>
+
+<p>He smiled benignly on us. I longed to hug
+him.</p>
+
+<p>The March wind swooped and whistled down
+the alley, and the starling gave little sharp twittering
+noises and cocked his head.</p>
+
+<p>"When, oh when&mdash;" we burst out&mdash;"tonight?
+May we search for it tonight, Captain Pegg?"</p>
+
+<p>He reflected. "No-o. Not tonight. Jenks,
+you see, sent me a plan of the yard with a cross
+to mark where the treasure lies, and I'll have to
+hunt it up so as not to waste our time turning
+up the whole yard. But tomorrow night&mdash;yes,
+tomorrow at midnight we'll start the search!"</p>
+
+
+<h4>V</h4>
+
+<p>At dinner that day the rice pudding had the
+flavor of ambrosia. By nightfall preparations
+were already on foot.</p>
+
+<p>Firstly the shovel had been smuggled from the
+coal cellar and secreted in a corner of the yard
+behind the ash barrel together with an iron crowbar
+to use as a lever and an empty sack to aid in
+the removal of the treasure.</p>
+
+<p>I scarcely slept that night, and when I did my
+mind was filled with wild imaginings. The next
+morning we were heedless scholars indeed, and at
+dinner I ate so little that Mrs. Handsomebody
+was moved to remark jocularly that somebody
+not a thousand miles away was shaping for a
+bilious bout.</p>
+
+<p>At four o'clock Captain Pegg appeared at his
+window looking the picture of cheerful confidence.
+He said it warmed his heart to be at his old
+profession again, and indeed I never saw a merrier
+twinkle in any one's eyes. He had found
+the plan of the yard sent by Jenks and he had
+no doubt that we should soon be in possession
+of the Spanish treasure.</p>
+
+<p>"But there's one thing, my lads;" he said
+solemnly, "I make no claim whatever to any share
+in this booty. Let that be understood. Anything
+we find is to be yours entirely. If I were
+to take any such goods into my son's house, his
+wife would get suspicious, uncomfortable questions would be asked, and it'd be all up with
+this arch&aelig;ologist business."</p>
+
+<p>"Couldn't you hide it under your bed?" I suggested.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, she'd be sure to find it," he replied sadly.
+"She's into everything. And even if they didn't
+locate it till I am dead, they'd feel disgraced to
+think their father had been a pirate. You'll
+have to take it."</p>
+
+<p>We agreed, therefore, to ease him of the responsibility
+of his strangely gotten gain. We
+then parted with the understanding that we were
+to meet him in the passage between the two houses
+promptly at midnight, and that in the meantime
+we were to preserve a calm and commonplace
+demeanour.</p>
+
+<p>With the addition of four crullers and a slab
+of cold bread pudding filched from the pantry,
+our preparations were now complete.</p>
+
+<p>We were well disciplined little animals; we
+always went to bed without a murmur, but on
+this night we literally flew there. The Seraph
+ended his prayers with&mdash;"and for this piwate
+tweasure make us twuly thankful. Amen."</p>
+
+<p>The next moment we had dived under the bed
+clothes and snuggled there in wild expectancy.</p>
+
+<p>From half past seven to twelve is a long
+stretch. The Seraph slept peacefully. Angel or
+I rose every little while and struck a match to
+look at the clock. At nine we were so hungry
+that we ate all four crullers. At eleven we ate
+the slab of cold bread pudding. After that
+we talked less, and I think Angel dozed, but I lay
+staring in the direction of the window, watching
+for the brightness which would signify that
+Captain Pegg was astir and had lighted his gas.</p>
+
+<p>At last it came&mdash;a pale and trembling messenger,
+that showed our little room to me in a new
+aspect&mdash;one of mystery and grotesque shadows.</p>
+
+<p>I was on my feet in an instant. I shook
+Angel's shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"Up with you!" I whispered, hoarsely. "The
+hour has come!"</p>
+
+<p>I knew that drastic measures must be taken
+with The Seraph, so I just grasped him under
+the armpits and stood him on his feet without
+a word. He wobbled for a space, digging his
+knuckles in his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>The hands of the clock pointed to ten minutes
+to twelve.</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I hastily pulled on our trousers;
+and he, who liked to dress the part, stuck a knife
+in his belt, and twisted a scarlet silk handkerchief
+(borrowed from Mary Ellen) round his head.
+His dark eyes glistened under its folds.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph and I went unadorned, save that
+he girt his trusty sword about his stout middle
+and I carried a toy bayonet.</p>
+
+<p>Down the inky-black stairs we crept, scarcely
+breathing. The lower hall seemed cavernous.
+I could smell the old carpets and the haircloth
+covering of the chairs. We sidled down the
+back hall among goloshes, umbrellas, and Turk's
+Head dusters. The back door had a key like
+that of a gaol.</p>
+
+<p>Angel tried it with both hands, but though it
+grated horribly, it stuck. Then I had a try,
+and could not resist a triumphant click of the
+tongue when it turned, for Angel was a vain
+fellow and took a rise out of being the elder.</p>
+
+<p>And when the moonlight shone upon us in the
+yard!&mdash;oh, the delicious freedom of it! We
+hopped for joy.</p>
+
+<p>In the passage we awaited our leader. Between
+the roofs we could see the low half-moon,
+hanging like a tilted bird's nest in the dark blue
+sky, while a group of stars fluttered near it like
+young birds. The Cathedral clock sounded the
+hour of midnight.</p>
+
+<p>Soon we heard the stealthy steps of Captain
+Pegg, and we gasped as we saw him, for in place
+of his flowered dressing-gown, he wore breeches
+and top boots, a loose shirt with a blue neckerchief
+knotted at the throat, and, gleaming at
+his side, a cutlass.</p>
+
+<p>He smiled broadly when he saw us.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if you aren't armed&mdash;every man-jack
+of you&mdash;even to the bantling!" he cried.
+"Capital!"</p>
+
+<p>"My sword, she's <i>weal</i>," said The Seraph
+with dignity. "Sometimes I fight giants."</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg then shook hands with each of
+us in turn, and we thrilled at being treated as
+equals by such a man.</p>
+
+<p>"And now to work!" he said heartily. "Here
+is the plan of the yard as sent by Jenks."</p>
+
+<p>We could see it plainly by the moonlight, all
+neatly drawn out, even to the ash barrel and the
+clothes dryer, and there, on the fifth plank from
+the end was a cross in red ink, and beside it the
+magic word&mdash;Treasure!</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg inserted the crowbar in a wide
+crack between the fourth and fifth boards, then
+we all pressed our full weight upon it with a "Yo
+heave ho, my hearties!" from our chief.</p>
+
+<p>The board flew up and we flew down, sprawling
+on the ground. Somehow the Captain,
+versed in such matters, kept his feet, though he
+staggered a bit.</p>
+
+<p>Then, in an instant, we were pulling wildly at
+the plank to dislodge it. This we accomplished
+after much effort, and a dark, dank recess was
+disclosed.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg dropped to his knees and with
+his hand explored cautiously under the planks.
+His face fell.</p>
+
+<p>"Shiver my timbers if I can find it!" he muttered.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me try!" I cried eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>Both Angel and I thrust our hands in also and
+fumbled among the moist lumps of earth. I felt
+an earth-worm writhe away.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg now lighted a match and held it
+in the aperture. It cast a glow upon our tense
+faces.</p>
+
+<p>"Hold it closer!" implored Angel. "This
+way&mdash;right here&mdash;don't you see?"</p>
+
+<p>At the same moment we both had seen the
+heavy metal ring that projected, ever so little,
+above the surface of the earth. We grasped it
+simultaneously and pulled. Captain Pegg lighted
+another match. It was heavy&mdash;oh, so heavy!&mdash;but
+we got it out&mdash;a fair-sized leather bag
+bound with thongs. To one of these was attached
+the ring we had first caught sight of.</p>
+
+<p>Now, kneeling as we were, we stared up in
+Captain Pegg's face. His wide, blue eyes had
+somehow got a different look.</p>
+
+<p>"Little boys," he said gently, "open it!"</p>
+
+<p>There in the moonlight, we unloosed the
+fastenings of the bag and turned its contents
+out upon the bare boards. The treasure lay disclosed
+then, a glimmering heap, as though, out
+of the dank earth, we had digged a patch of
+moonshine.</p>
+
+<p>We squatted on the boards around it, our heads
+touching, our wondering eyes filled with the magic
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>"It is the treasure," murmured Angel, in an
+awe-struck voice, "real treasure-trove. Will
+you tell us, Captain Pegg, what all these things
+are?"</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg, squatting like the rest of us,
+ran his hands meditatively through the strange
+collection.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, strike me purple," he growled, "if that
+scamp Jenks hasn't kept most of the gold coins
+and left us only the silver! But here's three
+golden doubloons, all right, one apiece for ye!
+And here's ducats and silver florins, and pieces
+of eight&mdash;and some I can't name till I get the
+daylight on them. It's a pretty bit of treasure
+all told; and see here&mdash;" he held up two old
+Spanish watches, just the thing for gentlemen
+adventurers.</p>
+
+<p>We boys were now delving into the treasure
+on our own account, and brought to light a brace
+of antiquated pistols, an old silver flagon, a compass,
+a wonderful set of chess men carved from
+ivory, and some curious shells, that delighted
+The Seraph. And other quaint things there were
+that we handled reverently, and coins of different
+countries, square and round, and some with holes
+bored through.</p>
+
+<p>We were so intent upon our discovery that
+none of us heard the approaching footsteps till
+they were fair upon us. Then, with a start, we
+turned, and saw to our horror Mrs. Handsomebody
+and Mary Ellen, with her hair in curl-papers,
+and, close behind them, Mr. and Mrs.
+Mortimer Pegg, scantily attired, the gentleman
+carrying a revolver.</p>
+
+<p>"David! John! Alexander!" gobbled Mrs.
+Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"Now what d'ye think of that!" came from
+Mary Ellen.</p>
+
+<p>"Father! Have you gone quite mad?" cried
+Mrs. Pegg.</p>
+
+<p>And&mdash;"Oh, I say Governor&mdash;" stammered the
+gentleman with the revolver.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg rose to his feet with dignity.</p>
+
+<p>"These young gentlemen," he said, simply,
+"have with my help been able to locate some
+buried treasure, stolen from me years ago by a
+man named Jenks, and hidden here since two
+decades. I hereby renounce all claim to it in
+favour of my three brave friends!"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Pegg was bent over the treasure.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, look here, sir," he said, rather sharply,
+"some of this seems to be quite valuable stuff&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I know the value of it to a penny," replied
+his father, with equal asperity, "and I intend it
+shall belong solely and wholly to these boys."</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever are you rigged up like that for?"
+demanded his daughter-in-law.</p>
+
+<p>"As gentlemen of spirit," replied Captain
+Pegg, patiently, "we chose to dress the part.
+We do what we can to keep a little glamour and
+gaiety in the world. Some folk&mdash;" he looked
+at Mrs. Handsomebody&mdash;"would like to discipline
+it all away."</p>
+
+<p>"I think," said our governess, "that, considering
+it is <i>my</i> back yard, I have some claim to&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"None at all, Madam&mdash;none at all!" interrupted
+Captain Pegg. "By all the rules of treasure-hunting,
+the finder keeps the treasure."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody was silenced. She did
+not wish to quarrel with the Peggs.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Pegg moved closer to her.</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Handsomebody," she said, winking her
+white eyelashes very fast, "I really do not think
+that you should allow your pupils to accept this&mdash;er&mdash;treasure.
+My father-in-law has become
+very eccentric of late, and I am positive that he
+himself buried these things very recently. Only
+day before yesterday, I saw that set of ivory
+chessmen on his writing table."</p>
+
+<p>"Hold your tongue, Sophia!" shouted Captain
+Pegg loudly.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Mortimer Pegg looked warningly at his
+wife.</p>
+
+<p>"All right, Governor! Don't you worry," he
+said taking his father's arm. "It shall be just
+as you say; but one thing is certain, you'll take
+your death of cold if you stay out in this night
+air." As he spoke, he turned up the collar of
+his coat.</p>
+
+<p>Captain Pegg shook hands grandly with Angel
+and me, then he lifted The Seraph in his arms and
+kissed him.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-night, bantling," he said, softly.
+"Sleep tight!"</p>
+
+<p>He turned then to his son. "Mort," said he,
+"I haven't kissed a little boy like that since you
+were just so high."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Pegg laughed and shivered, and they went
+off quite amiably, arm in arm, Mrs. Pegg following,
+muttering to herself.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody looked disparagingly at
+the treasure. "Mary Ellen," she ordered, "help
+the children to gather up that rubbish, and come
+in at once. Such an hour it is!"</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen, with many exclamations, assisted
+in the removal of the treasure to our bedroom.
+Mrs. Handsomebody, after seeing it deposited
+there, and us safely under the bed-clothes, herself
+extinguished the gas.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall write to your father," she said, severely,
+"and tell him the whole circumstance. <i>Then</i> we
+shall see what is to be done with <i>you</i>, and with the
+<i>treasure</i>."</p>
+
+<p>With this veiled threat she left us. We snuggled
+our little bodies together. We were cold.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll write to father myself, tomorrow, an'
+'splain everything," I announced.</p>
+
+<p>"D' you know," mused Angel, "I b'lieve I'll
+be a pirate, 'stead of a civil engineer like father.
+I b'lieve there's more in it."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll be an engineer just the same," said I.</p>
+
+<p>"I fink," murmured The Seraph, sleepily, "I
+fink I'll jus' be a bishop, an' go to bed at pwoper
+times an' have poached eggs for tea."</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch2">Chapter II: The Jilt</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>The day after the finding of the Treasure,
+Mary Ellen told us that she had seen Captain
+Pegg drive away from his son's house in a closed
+cab, before we had emerged from the four-poster.
+There had been a quarrel, the servants had told
+her, and in spite of all his son and daughter-in-law
+could do, the peppery Captain had left them,
+refusing to divulge the name of his destination.</p>
+
+<p>"And they do say," Mary Ellen declared,
+"that he's no more fit to be wanderin' about the
+world alone than a babe unborn."</p>
+
+<p>We smiled at the ignorance of women-servants,
+and speculated much on the Captain's probable
+new adventure. We were confident that he
+would return one day, loaded with fresh booty,
+and full of tales of the sea.</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime, there was the Bishop. His
+house, as I have said stood between us and the
+Cathedral. It was a benign house, like a sleepy
+mastiff, and seemed to tolerate with lazy indifference the presence of its two narrow, high-backed
+neighbours, which with their cold, unblinking
+windows, looked like sinister, half-fed
+cats.</p>
+
+<p>We had not been long at Mrs. Handsomebody's
+before we made friends with Bishop Torrance.
+As he walked in his deep, green garden,
+one morning, we three watched him enviously
+over the brick wall, that separated us. We were
+balanced precariously on a board, laid across the
+ash barrel, and The Seraph, losing his balance,
+fell headlong into a bed of clove pinks, almost at
+the Bishop's feet.</p>
+
+<p>When his yells had subsided and explanations
+asked, and given, Angel and I were lifted over
+the wall, and shaken hands with, and given the
+freedom of the garden. We were introduced
+to the Bishop's niece, Margery, who was his
+sole companion, though we regarded, as one of
+the family, the Fountain Boy who blew cool jets
+of water through a shell, and turned his laughing
+face always upward toward the spires of the
+Cathedral.</p>
+
+<p>Thus a quaint friendship sprang up, and,
+though the Bishop had not the dash, and boldness
+of Captain Pegg, he was an understanding and
+high-hearted playfellow.</p>
+
+<p>I think The Seraph was his favourite. Even
+then, the dignified elegance of the Bishop's life
+appealed to that infant's love of the comfortable,
+and it tickled the Bishop immensely to have him
+pace solemnly up and down the garden, at his
+side, hands clasped behind his back, helping, as
+he believed, to "pwepare" the Bishop's sermon.</p>
+
+<p>All three of us were permitted by Mrs. Handsomebody
+to join the Cathedral choir.</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>Thus we had a feeling of proprietorship in
+the Bishop and his garden, and his niece, Margery,
+and the Fountain Boy. Hence what was our
+astonishment and chagrin to see one morning,
+from our schoolroom window, a chit of a girl,
+smaller than myself, strutting up and down the
+Bishop's garden, pushing a doll's perambulator.
+She had fluffy golden hair about her shoulders,
+and her skirts gave a rhythmic swing as she
+turned the corners. Now and then she would
+stop in her walk, remove the covering from the
+doll, do some idiotic thing to it, and replace the
+cover with elaborate care.</p>
+
+<p>We stared fascinated. Then Angel blew out
+his lips in disgust, and said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't girls the most sickenin' things?"</p>
+
+<p>"There she goes again, messing with the doll's
+quilt," I agreed.</p>
+
+<p>"Le's fwow somefing at her!" suggested The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and get into a row with the Bishop,"
+answered Angel. "But I don't see myself going
+over there to play again. She's spoiled everything."</p>
+
+<p>"I s'pose she's a spoiled child," said The
+Seraph, dreamily. "Wonder where her muvver
+is."</p>
+
+<p>"I say," said Angel, "let's rap on the pane,
+and then when she looks up, we'll all stick our
+tongues out at her. That'll scare her all right!"</p>
+
+<p>We did.</p>
+
+<p>When her wondering blue eyes were raised to
+our window, what they saw was three white disks
+pressed against the glass, with a flattened pink
+tongue protruding from each. We glared to see
+the effect of this outrage upon her. But the
+dauntless little creature never quailed. Worse
+than that, she put her fingers to her lips and blew
+three kisses at us&mdash;one apiece.</p>
+
+<p>We were staggered. We withdrew our reddened
+faces hastily and stared at each other.
+We were aghast. Almost we had been kissed by
+a girl!</p>
+
+<p>"Let's draw the blind!" said Angel. "She
+shan't see us! Then we can peek through the
+crack and watch her."</p>
+
+<p>But no sooner was the blind pulled down than
+we heard our governess coming and flew to our
+seats.</p>
+
+<p>"Boys!" she gobbled, stopping in the doorway,
+"what does this mean? The boy who
+pulled down that blind stand up!"</p>
+
+<p>Angel rose. "The light hurt my eyes," he
+lied feebly, "I aren't very well."</p>
+
+<p>"Ridiculous!" snapped Mrs. Handsomebody,
+running up the blind with precision, "this room
+at its brightest is dim. Your eyes are keen enough
+for mischief, sir. Now we shall proceed with
+our arithmetic."</p>
+
+<p>We floundered through the Tables, but my
+mind still wandered in the Bishop's garden. Resentment
+and curiosity struggled for mastery
+within me. In my mind's eye I saw her covering
+and uncovering the doll. Why did she do it?
+What did it feel like to push that "pram"?
+Would she drink tea from the Indian Tree cups
+and be allowed to strum on the piano? Oh, I
+wished she hadn't come! And yet&mdash;anyway, I
+was glad I was a boy.</p>
+
+<p>As Fate had it, Angel and The Seraph had to
+have their hair trimmed that afternoon. My own
+straight blond crop grew but slowly so I was free
+for an hour to follow my own devices. Those led
+me to climb to the roof of our scullery and from
+there mount the high brick wall.</p>
+
+<p>From this vantage point I scanned the surrounding
+country for signs of the interloper. There
+she was! There she was!</p>
+
+<p>Down on her knees at the fountain's brink, her
+curls almost touching the water, she was sailing
+boats made of hollyhock petals. The doll's
+perambulator stood near by.</p>
+
+<p>Noiselessly I crept along the wall till I reached
+the cherry tree that stood in the corner. Reaching
+its friendly branches, I let myself down, hand
+over hand, till, at last, I dropped lightly on the
+soft turf.</p>
+
+<p>I sauntered then to her side, and gazed at her
+moodily. If she saw me she gave no sign.</p>
+
+<p>In spite of myself I grew interested in the way
+she manipulated those boat petals. Evidently
+there was some system in her game but it was new
+to me.</p>
+
+<p>"That little black seed on this boat is Jason,"
+she said at last, without looking up, "and these
+little white seeds are his comrades. They're
+searching for The Golden Fleece. My hair is the
+Fleece. Come and play!"</p>
+
+<p>Mutely I squatted beside her, and our two faces
+peered at each other in the mirror of the pool.</p>
+
+<p>She gave a funny eager little laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she cried, "we match beautifully, don't
+we? Your hair is yellow and my hair is yellow,
+my eyes are blue and your eyes are blue."</p>
+
+<p>"My eyes are grey, like father's," I objected.</p>
+
+<p>"No, they're blue like mine. We match beautifully.
+Let's play something else." Before I
+could prevent her, she had swept Jason and his
+crew away, and, snatching the doll from the
+perambulator, had set it on the fountain's edge
+between us.</p>
+
+<p>"This is Dorothea," she announced, "isn't she
+sweet? I'm her mother. You should be the
+father, and Dorothea should want to paddle her
+toes in the fountain. Now you hold her&mdash;so."</p>
+
+<p>Before I was aware of it I was made to grasp
+the puppet by the waist, while her mistress began
+to rearrange the pillows in the "pram."</p>
+
+<p>I glanced fearfully at our schoolroom window,
+lest I should be discovered in so unmanly a posture.
+It seemed that we were quite alone and unobserved.</p>
+
+<p>A drowsy pleasure stole over my senses. The
+humming of the bees in the Canterbury Bells became
+a chant as of sirens. Dorothea's silly pink
+feet dangled in the pool. Surreptitiously I slipped
+my hand under water and felt them. They were
+getting spongy and seemed likely to come off.
+Truly there were compensations for such slavery.</p>
+
+<p>My companion returned and sat down with her
+slim body close to mine.</p>
+
+<p>"What is your name?" she cooed.</p>
+
+<p>"John."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh. Mine is Jane. You may call me Jenny.
+I'm visiting Aunt Margery. The Bishop is my
+great-uncle. What are your brothers' names?"</p>
+
+<p>"Angel and The Seraph. <i>They don't</i> like
+girls." Instantly I wondered why I had said
+that. Did I like girls? <i>Not much.</i> But I
+didn't want Angel interfering in this. He had
+better keep away.</p>
+
+<p>"My father is a judge. He sends bad men to
+prison."</p>
+
+<p>"My father"&mdash;I was very proud of him&mdash;"is a
+civil engineer. He's in South America building
+a railroad, so that's why we live with Mrs.
+Handsomebody. But some day he's coming back
+to make a home for us. When I grow up I shall
+be an engineer too, and build bridges over
+canyons."</p>
+
+<p>"What's canyons? Hold Dorothea tighter."</p>
+
+<p>I explained canyons at length.</p>
+
+<p>"P'raps I'll take you with me," I added weakly.</p>
+
+<p>She clapped her hands rapturously.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, what fun!" she gurgled. "I can keep
+house and hang my washing 'cross the canyon
+to dry!"</p>
+
+<p>Frankly I did not relish the thought of my canyon's
+being thus desecrated. I determined never
+to allow her to do any such thing, but, at the
+moment I was willing to indulge her fancy.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she prattled on, "I'll wheel Dorothea
+up and down the bridge and watch you work."</p>
+
+<p>Now there was some sense in that. What man
+does not enjoy being admired while he does
+things? In fact Jane had hit upon a great
+elemental truth when she suggested this. From
+that moment I was hers.</p>
+
+<p>Laying Dorothea, toes up, on the grass I proceeded
+to lead Jane into the most cherished realms
+of my fancy. Together we sailed those "perilous
+seas in faery lands forlorn," dabbling our hands
+in the fountain, while the golden August sunshine
+kissed our necks.</p>
+
+<p>I said not a word of this at tea. I munched
+my bread and butter in a sort of haze, scarcely
+conscious of the subdued conversation led by Mrs.
+Handsomebody, until I heard her say,</p>
+
+<p>"A little great-niece of Bishop Torrance is visiting
+next door. You are therefore invited to take
+tea with her tomorrow afternoon. I trust you
+will conduct yourselves with decency at table, and
+remember that a frail little girl is not to be played
+with as a headlong boy."</p>
+
+<p>I felt that she couldn't tell me anything about
+frail little girls, but I kept my knowledge to myself.
+The Seraph said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Was you ever a fwail little gel, Mrs. Handsomebody?"
+Our governess fixed him with her eye.</p>
+
+<p>"I was a most decorous and obedient little girl,
+Alexander, and asked no impertinent questions of
+my elders."</p>
+
+<p>"Was Mary Ellen a fwail little gel?" persisted
+The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"No," snapped Mrs. Handsomebody, "judging
+from her characteristics as a servant, I should
+say that she was a very riotous, rude little girl.
+Now drink your milk."</p>
+
+<p>"I yike wiotous wude people," said The Seraph
+with his face in the tumbler; the milk trickled
+down his chin.</p>
+
+<p>"Leave the table, Alexander," commanded Mrs.
+Handsomebody, "your conduct is quite inexcusable."
+The Seraph departed, weeping.</p>
+
+<p>All that evening I thought about Jane. I had
+no heart for a pillow fight. At night I dreamed
+of her, and saw her weekly washing, suspended
+from a line, fluttering in the wind that raced along
+my canyon.</p>
+
+<p>I strained toward the hour when I should meet
+her at tea. I had never felt like this before.
+True, I had once conceived a violent fancy for
+a fat young woman in the pastry shop, but she
+had been replaced by a thin young woman who
+did not appeal to me, and the episode was forgotten.</p>
+
+<p>But, oh, this bitter-sweetness of my love for
+Jane! My despair when I found that she was to
+sit next Angel at tea, till I discovered that, seated
+opposite, I could stare at her, and admire how she
+nibbled her almond cake and sipped tea from an
+apple-green cup.</p>
+
+<p>After tea we played musical chairs, in the library, with Margery at the piano. First marched
+The Seraph with his brown curls bobbing; and
+after him, the stout Bishop in his gaiters; next
+Angel; then Jane on tiptoes; and lastly myself in
+squeaky new boots.</p>
+
+<p>Seraph and the Bishop were soon out of it.
+They were invariably beaten in our games, though
+afterward they always seemed to think they had
+won. So Angel, Jane, and I were left, prancing
+around two solemn carved chairs. The music
+ceased with a crash. Jane leaped to one chair
+while Angel and I fell simultaneously upon the
+other. We both clung to it desperately, but he
+dislodged me, inch by inch, and I, furious at being
+balked in my pursuit of Jane, struck him twice in
+the ribs, then ran into the dim hall and hid myself.</p>
+
+<p>There Jane found me, and there her tender lips
+kissed my hot cheek, and she squeezed me in her
+arms. For a moment we did not speak, then she
+whispered&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I wish <i>you</i> had got the chair, John. I love
+you best of all."</p>
+
+<p>That night I hung about the kitchen while
+Mary Ellen was setting bread to rise. The time
+had come when I must speak to some fellow
+creature of this tremendous new element that had
+come into my life. I watched Mary Ellen's stout
+red arms as she manipulated the dough, in much
+perplexity. The kitchen was hot, the kettle sang,
+it seemed a moment for confidence, yet words
+were hard to find.</p>
+
+<p>At last I got out desperately:</p>
+
+<p>"Mary Ellen, what is love like?"</p>
+
+<p>"Love is it, Masther John? What do the likes
+o' me know about love thin?" She smiled
+broadly, as she dexterously shifted the puffy white
+mass.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, <i>you</i> know," I persisted, "'cos you've been
+in it, often. You've had lots of 'followers' now,
+Mary Ellen, haven't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, thin, if ye must know, I'll tell ye point
+blunt to kape out av it. It's an awful thing whin
+it gits the best av ye."</p>
+
+<p>"But what's it <i>feel like</i>?" I probed.</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen wiped the flour off each red finger
+in turn, and gazed into the flame of the
+lamp.</p>
+
+<p>"It's like this," she said solemnly, "ye burns
+in yer insides till ye feel like ye had a furnace
+blazin' there. Thin whin it seems ye must bust
+wid the flarin' av it, ye suddintly turns cowld as
+ice, an' yer sowl do shrivil up wid fear. An'
+thin, at last, ye fergit all about it till the nixt
+wan happens along. Och&mdash;I haven't had a sphell
+fer months! This is an awful dull place. I
+think I'll be quittin' it soon."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, no, Mary Ellen!" I cried, alarmed,
+"you mustn't leave us! When Jane and I get
+married you can come and live with us." I
+blushed furiously.</p>
+
+<p>"And who might Jane be?" demanded Mary
+Ellen, suspiciously.</p>
+
+<p>"She's the Bishop's great-niece," I explained
+proudly. "I love her terribly, Mary Ellen. It
+hurts in here." I pressed my hand on my
+stomach.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well." She shook her head commiseratingly.
+"I'm sorry fer ye, Masther John&mdash;sthartin'
+off like this at your age. Here's the
+spoon I stirred the cake wid&mdash;have a lick o' that.
+It'll mebbe help ye."</p>
+
+<p>I licked pensively at the big wooden spoon,
+and felt strangely soothed. My admiration for
+Mary Ellen increased.</p>
+
+<p>As I slowly climbed the stairs for bed, visions
+of Jane hovered in the darkness above me&mdash;airy
+rainbows, with Jane's laughing face peering between
+the bars of pink and gold. I had never
+known a little girl before, and Jane embodied
+all things frail and exquisite.</p>
+
+<p>When I entered our room Angel was sitting
+on the side of the bed, pulling his shirt over his
+head. The Seraph already slept in his place next
+the wall.</p>
+
+<p>I stood before Angel with folded arms.</p>
+
+<p>"Hm," he muttered crossly, "you've been lickin'
+batter! It's on the end of your nose. Why
+didn't you get me something?"</p>
+
+<p>"There was nothing but dough," I explained,
+"and one batter spoon. And&mdash;and&mdash;I say,
+Angel&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" asked my elder tersely.</p>
+
+<p>"I&mdash;I'm in love something awful. It hurts.
+It's like this&mdash;" I hurried on&mdash;"You feel like
+you'd a furnace blazing in you, an' then you turn
+cold jus' as if you'd shrivel up, but you <i>never</i>,
+<i>never</i>, forget, an'&mdash;It's made a 'normous difference
+in my life, Angel&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>I got no further. Angel had thrown himself
+backward on the bed and, kicking his bare legs
+in the air, broke into peals of delighted laughter.</p>
+
+<p>"It's that yellow-faced little Jenny!" he gurgled,
+"Oh, holy smoke!"</p>
+
+<p>His brutal mirth was short-lived. Mrs. Handsomebody
+appeared in the doorway, her face genuinely
+shocked at the sight that met her austere
+eyes.</p>
+
+<p>At this hour&mdash;such actions&mdash;was her house to
+be turned into Bedlam?&mdash;such indecent display
+of limbs&mdash;she was sick with shame for Angel&mdash;would
+discuss his conduct further, with him, tomorrow.</p>
+
+<p>She waited while I undressed and stood over
+us while we said our prayers at the side of the
+bed, at last extinguishing the light with a final
+admonition to be silent.</p>
+
+<p>I was bitterly disappointed in Angel. It was
+the first time he had failed me utterly. I put
+my arms around the sleeping Seraph and cried
+myself to sleep.</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>We were awakened by the sonorous music of
+the Cathedral chimes. It was Sunday. That
+meant stiff white Eton collars, and texts gabbled
+between mouthfuls of porridge; and, later, our
+three small bodies arrayed in short surplices, and
+the long service in the Cathedral. The Seraph
+was the very smallest boy in the choir. I think
+he was only tolerated there through Margery's
+intervention, because it would have broken his
+loyal little heart to be separated from Angel and
+me. He was highly ornamental too, as he collected
+the choir offertory in a little velvet bag,
+his tiny surplice jauntily bobbing, and the back of
+his neck, as an old lady once said, was more touching
+than the sermon.</p>
+
+<p>Angel had a voice like a flute.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond the tall choir stalls I could catch fleeting
+glimpses of Jane's little face beneath her
+daisied hat, looking on the same prayer-book with
+Margery. I swelled my chest beneath my surplice
+and chanted my very loudest in the hope that
+Jane might hear me. "O ye Showers and Dew,
+bless ye the Lord: praise him, and magnify him
+for ever."</p>
+
+<p>Her dreamy blue eyes peered over the edge of
+the book, the daisies on her hat nodded; she
+smiled; I smiled ecstatically back at her; and so
+two childish hearts stemmed the flood of praise
+that rose above the old grey pillars.</p>
+
+<p>At dinner, over his bread pudding, The Seraph
+murmured in a throaty voice&mdash;"When you is in
+love, first you burns yike a furnace, an' en you
+shwivel up wiv the cold. It's a vewy bad fing to
+be in love."</p>
+
+<p>I threw Angel a bitter look. This was his
+doing. So, contemptuously, had he treated my
+confidence, made as man to man. To tell the irresponsible
+Seraph of all people!</p>
+
+<p>"What's that, Alexander?" questioned Mrs.
+Handsomebody, sharply.</p>
+
+<p>"It's love," replied The Seraph, meekly, "you
+catch it off a girl. John's got it."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody sank back in her chair
+with a groan.</p>
+
+<p>"Alexander," she said it solemnly, "I <i>tremble</i>
+for your future. You are not the boy your father
+was. I tremble for you."</p>
+
+<p>"John," she continued, turning to me, "you will
+come into the parlour with me. I wish to have
+a talk with you. David and Alexander, you may
+amuse yourselves with one of my bound volumes
+of 'The Quiver.'"</p>
+
+<p>I followed her with burning cheeks into the
+stiff apartment where not only her eye was riveted
+upon me, but every glittering eye of every stuffed
+bird, to say nothing of the pale fixed gaze of Mr.
+Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>Needless to recall the lecture I received, the
+probing into my reluctant heart, the admonition
+which I could not heed for my fearful watching
+of that hard grey face.</p>
+
+<p>But, at last, it was over. I slipped into the
+hall, closing the door softly behind me, and
+listened. Silence abounded. On tiptoe I made
+my way to the kitchen. It was clean and empty.
+I noiselessly opened the back door. On the doorstep
+sat The Seraph busily engaged with a caterpillar.</p>
+
+<p>"Where's Angel?" I demanded curtly.</p>
+
+<p>"I fink," breathed The Seraph, stroking the
+caterpillar the wrong way, and then looking at
+his fingers, "I fink that he's witin' to father to
+tell on you. So there!"</p>
+
+<p>I waited to hear no more. Casting my care
+behind me I sped lightly along the passage between
+the houses, crossed the Bishop's lawn, and
+sought Jane in the garden.</p>
+
+<p>There I stood a moment, dazzled, by the
+golden August sunshine, the iridescent spray of
+the fountain, and the brilliant colours of the
+hollyhocks beside the wall.</p>
+
+<p>I saw Jane there, and my heart swelled with
+disappointment and rage&mdash;for she was not alone!</p>
+
+<p>Too late I repented my confidence to Angel;
+I might have known that he would never let
+the grass grow under his feet till he had tasted
+this new excitement. Well, he had not let the
+grass grow.</p>
+
+<p>Jane, I remember, had on a pale blue sash,
+and a fluffy white frock, beneath the frills of
+which, her slender black silk legs moved airily.
+By her side sauntered the traitorous Angel, his
+head bent toward her tenderly, and, most
+sickening of all, pushing before him, with an
+air of proprietorship, the perambulator containing
+the doll, Dorothea. Jane was simpering up
+at him in a way she had never looked at me.</p>
+
+<p>I saw at a glance that all was over, yet I was
+not to be cast aside thus lightly. I strode across
+the garden, and, pushing myself between them,
+I laid my hand masterfully on the handle of the
+"pram," beside Angel's. Neither of them uttered
+a word. So the three of us walked for
+a space in tense silence.</p>
+
+<p>Then, suddenly, Angel began to hammer my
+hand with his fist.</p>
+
+<p>"You let go of that!" he snarled. "Ge&mdash;tout
+of here!"</p>
+
+<p>"I won't!" I roared tragically. "She said I
+was the fa-ather of it!"</p>
+
+<p>"She did not!" yelled Angel. "I'm the
+father!"</p>
+
+<p>Jenny glanced fearfully at the windows of the
+Bishop's house. All was silent there. Then,
+with a scornful little kick at me, she said&mdash;"Go
+'way, you nasty boy! <i>I</i> don't want you. I only
+like Angel."</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing more to be said. I hung
+my head, and, with a sob in my throat, turned
+away. I could hear them whispering behind
+me.</p>
+
+<p>Before I reached our own yard Angel came
+running after me.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell you what I'll do, John," he said, as he
+came abreast, "tell you what I'll do&mdash;I'll fight you
+for her. Like knights of old, you know. We
+could go down to the coal cellar, and have a
+reg'lar tourney. It'd be bully fun. We could
+have pokers for lances. Say, will you?"</p>
+
+<p>I was not in a fighting mood, but I had never
+refused a challenge, and, somehow, the thought
+of bloodshed eased my pain a little. So, half-reluctantly,
+I followed him, as he eagerly led the
+way to the coal cellar.</p>
+
+<p>Even on this August day it was cold down
+there. Long cobwebs trailed, spectre-like from
+the beams, and a faint squeaking of young mice
+could be heard in the walls.</p>
+
+<p>We searched among the d&eacute;bris of years for
+suitable weapons. Finally, brandishing pokers,
+and with two rusty boiler lids for shields, we
+faced each other, uttering our respective battle
+cries in muffled tones. Angel had put a battered
+coal scuttle over his head for a helmet; and,
+through a break in it, I could see his dark eyes
+gleaming threateningly.</p>
+
+<p>With ring of shield we clashed together. I
+delivered&mdash;and received&mdash;stunning blows. Dust,
+long undisturbed, rose, and blinded us.</p>
+
+<p>How many a gallant fray has been broken up
+by a screaming woman! Now Mary Ellen, true
+to the perversity of her sex, rushed in to separate
+us.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, losh! I never seen the beat o' ye!" she
+cried. "Ye've scairt me out av a year's growth!
+Sure the missus'll put a tin ear on ye, if she catches
+ye in the cellar in yer collars an' all!" Imperiously
+she disarmed us, and, without ceremony, we
+were hustled up the dark stairs to the kitchen sink.</p>
+
+<p>"It was a tournament, Mary Ellen, about a
+lady," I explained, with as much dignity as I
+could muster, "you shouldn't have interrupted."</p>
+
+<p>"There ain't a lady livin' that's worth messin'
+up yer clane clothes for," said Mary Ellen,
+sternly. "Lord! To see the cinders in yer hair,
+an' the soot in yer ears&mdash;it does bate all&mdash;" As
+she talked, she scrubbed us vehemently with a
+washcloth.</p>
+
+<p>"Ouch!" moaned Angel, "oh, Mary El-len,
+you're <i>hurting</i> me! That's my so-ore spot,
+eeeoow!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Master Angel," said Mary Ellen, "I
+don't want to hurt ye, but it do make me heart-sick
+to see ye bashin' aitch other wid pokers for
+the sake av a bit girl that's not worth a tinker's
+curse to ye! Now thin&mdash;here's a piece of cowld
+puddin' to each av ye&mdash;sit on the durestep where
+the missus won't see ye, an' git outside av it."</p>
+
+<p>In a chastened mood we sat outside the back
+door and ate our pudding. It was cold, clammy,
+very sweet, and deliciously satisfying.</p>
+
+<p>To our right the wall excluded any glimpse of
+the Bishop's garden, and beyond loomed the
+Cathedral, with two grey pigeons circling about
+its spire.</p>
+
+<p>I yearned to know what was going on beyond
+the wall. I could not help fancying that Jane,
+touched by remorse, was weeping by the fountain
+for me, and me only. Angel spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"I say&mdash;" he hunched his shoulders mischievously&mdash;"let's
+go 'round and see what she's
+doin' all alone, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>I leaped to the proposal. I had an insatiable desire to hear her speak once more, if it were
+only to taunt me.</p>
+
+<p>We made the passage stealthily; all the world
+seemed drowsing on that hazy Sunday afternoon.
+The blinds in the Bishop's study were drawn.
+Little did he guess the life his great-niece led!</p>
+
+<p>The grass was like moist velvet beneath our
+feet. A pair of sparrows were quarrelling over
+their bath at the fountain rim. We heard a low
+murmur of voices. A glint of Jane's white frock
+could be seen behind a guelder rose near the
+fountain. We crept up behind and peered
+through the foliage.</p>
+
+<p>There on a garden bench sat Jane, and there,
+clasped in her slim white arms was&mdash;The Seraph!
+The wretched Dorothea lay, face downward, on
+the grass at their feet.</p>
+
+<p>We strained our ears to hear what was being
+said. Jane spoke in that silvery voice of hers:</p>
+
+<p>"Say some more drefful things, Seraph. I jus'
+love to hear you."</p>
+
+<p>There was a moment's silence; then, The
+Seraph said in his blandest tone, the one word&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Blood!"</p>
+
+<p>Jane gave a tiny, ecstatic shriek.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, go on!" she begged, "say more."</p>
+
+<p>"Blood," repeated The Seraph, firmly, "Hot
+blood&mdash;told blood&mdash;wed blood&mdash;thick blood&mdash;thin
+blood&mdash;bad blood."</p>
+
+<p>Again Jane squealed in fearful pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>"Go on," she urged. "Worser."</p>
+
+<p>Thus encouraged, The Seraph rapped out, without
+more ado, "Tiger blood&mdash;ephelant blood&mdash;caterpillar
+blood&mdash;ole witch blood"&mdash;then, after
+a pause, that the horror of it might sink deep in&mdash;"Baby
+blood!"</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I gave each other a look of enlightenment.
+It was gore then, that this delicately
+nurtured young person craved, good red
+gore, and plenty of it! Well&mdash;enough&mdash;we were
+free. Wait! What was she saying?</p>
+
+<p>"I <i>hate</i> those other boys, Seraph, darling.
+Let's jus' you and me play together always. And
+you should be Dorothea's <i>father</i>, and Dorothea
+should want to paddle in the&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Away! Away! With sardonic laughter, we
+sped along the pebbled drive, nor stopped until
+we reached our own domain.</p>
+
+<p>Then in the planked back yard, we sat on our
+steps, with a volume of "The Quiver" on our
+knees, in case Mrs. Handsomebody should invade
+our privacy, and played a rollicking game of
+pirates. And when any of the fair sex fell into
+our hands we were none too gentle with them.</p>
+
+<p>"Chuck 'em overboard, lieutenant!" was Captain
+Angel's way of dealing with the case.</p>
+
+<p>Just as the Cathedral clock struck five, The
+Seraph swaggered up. He stopped before us,
+hands deep in pockets.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Angel, eyeing him resentfully,
+"you'll make a nice bishop, you will, usin' the
+language we heard a bit ago!"</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe I shan't have time to be a bishop, after
+all," replied The Seraph, condescendingly.
+"You see I'm goin' to mawy Jane. It'll keep me
+vewy busy."</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch3">Chapter III: Explorers of the
+Dawn</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>Fast on the wing&egrave;d heels of Love came our discovery
+of the Dawn. Of course we had known
+all along that there was a sunrise&mdash;a mechanical
+sort of affair that started things going like clockwork.
+But Dawn was a bird of another feather.</p>
+
+<p>If we had had our parents with us they would
+have, in all likelihood, unfolded the mystery of
+it in some bedtime visit; but Mrs. Handsomebody,
+if she ever thought about the Dawn at all,
+probably looked on it with suspicion, and some
+disfavour, as a weak, feeble thing&mdash;a nebulous
+period fit neither for honest folk nor cutthroats.</p>
+
+<p>So it came about that we heard of it from our
+good friend the Bishop. Mrs. Handsomebody
+had given a grudging permission for us to take
+tea with him. In hot weather her voice and eyes
+always seemed frostier than usual. The closely
+shut windows and drawn blinds made the house
+a prison, and the glare of the planked back yard
+was even more intolerable. Therefore, when
+Rawlins, the Bishop's butler, told us that we were
+to have tea in the garden, it was hard for us to
+remember Mrs. Handsomebody's injunction to
+walk sedately and to bear in mind that our host
+was a bishop.</p>
+
+<p>But, as we crossed the cool lawn, our spirits,
+which had drooped all day, like flags at half-mast,
+rose, and fluttered in the summer breeze,
+and we could not resist a caper or two as we approached
+the tea-table.</p>
+
+<p>The Bishop did not even see us. His fine
+grave face was buried in a book he had on his
+knees, and his gaitered legs were bent so that he
+toed in.</p>
+
+<p>When we drew up before him, Angel and I in
+stiff Eton collars and The Seraph fresh as a daisy,
+in a clean white sailor blouse, he raised his eyes
+and gave us a vague smile, and a wave of the
+hand toward three low wicker chairs. We were
+not a bit abashed by this reception, for we knew
+the Bishop's ways, and it was joy enough that
+we were safe in his garden staring up at the blue
+sky through flickering leaves, and listening to the
+splash of the little fountain that lived in the middle
+of the cool grass plot.</p>
+
+<p>Surely, I thought, there never was such another
+garden&mdash;never another with such a rosy red
+brick wall, half-hidden by hollyhocks and larkspur&mdash;such springy, tender grass&mdash;such a great
+guardian Cathedral, that towered above and
+threw its deep beneficent shade! Here the timorous
+Cathedral pigeons strutted unafraid, and
+dipped their heads to drink of the fountain, raising
+them Heavenward, as they swallowed&mdash;thanking
+God, so the Bishop said, for its refreshment.</p>
+
+<p>It was hard to believe that next door, beyond
+the wall, lay Mrs. Handsomebody's planked back
+yard. Yet even at that moment I could see the
+tall, narrow house, and fancied that a blind
+moved as Mrs. Handsomebody peered down into
+the Bishop's garden to see how we behaved.</p>
+
+<p>Rawlins brought a tray and set it on the wicker
+table beside the Bishop's elbow. We discovered
+a silver muffin dish, a plate of cakes, and a glass
+pot of honey, to say nothing of the tea.</p>
+
+<p>Still the Bishop kept his gaze buried in his
+book, marking his progress with a blade of grass.
+Rawlins stole away without speaking and we three
+were left alone to stare in mute desire at the tea
+things. A bee was buzzing noisily about the
+honey jar. It was The Seraph who spoke at last,
+his hands clasped across his stomach.</p>
+
+<p>"Bishop," he said, politely, but firmly. "I
+would yike a little nushment."</p>
+
+<p>"Bless me!" cried the Bishop. "Wherever are
+my manners?" And he closed the book sharply
+on the grass blade, and dropped it under the table.
+"John, will you pour tea for us?"</p>
+
+<p>We finished the muffins and cake, all talking
+with our mouths full, in the most sociable and
+sensible way; and, after the honey pot was almost
+empty, we made the bee a prisoner in it, so that,
+like that Duke of Clarence, who was drowned in
+a butt of Malmsey, he got enough of what he
+liked at last.</p>
+
+<p>I think it was Angel who put the question that
+was to lead to so much that was exciting and
+mysterious.</p>
+
+<p>He said, leaning against the Bishop's shoulder:
+"What do you think is the most beautiful thing
+in the world, Bishop?"</p>
+
+<p>Our friend had The Seraph between his knees,
+and was gazing at the back of his head. "Well,"
+he replied, "since you ask me seriously, I should
+say this little curl on The Seraph's nape."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph felt for it.</p>
+
+<p>"I yike it," he said, "but I yike my wart better."</p>
+
+<p>"Good gracious," exclaimed the Bishop.
+"Don't tell me <i>you've</i> a wart!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, a weal one," chuckled The Seraph. "It's
+little, but it's gwowing. I fink some day it'll be
+as big as the one on Mrs. Handsomebody's chin.
+<i>It can wiggle.</i>"</p>
+
+<p>"You don't say so!" said the Bishop, rather
+hastily. "And where do you suppose you got
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph smiled mischievously. "I fink I
+got it off a toad we had. He was an awful dear
+ole toad, but he died, 'cos we&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say, don't bother about the old toad,
+Seraph!" put in Angel hastily, feeling, as I did,
+that the manner of the toad's demise was best
+left to conjecture. "We want to hear about the
+most beautiful thing in the world. Please tell
+it, Bishop!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;since you corner me," said the Bishop,
+his eyes on the larkspur, "I should say it is the
+wing of that pale blue butterfly, hovering above
+those deep blue flowers."</p>
+
+<p>Angel's face fell. "Oh, I didn't mean a little
+thing like that," he said. "I meant a 'normous,
+wonderful thing. Something that you couldn't
+<i>ever</i> forget."</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;if you will have it," said the Bishop,
+"come close and I'll whisper." Instantly three
+heads hedged him in, and he said in a sonorous
+undertone&mdash;"<i>It's the Dawn.</i>"</p>
+
+<p>"The Dawn!" We three repeated the magic
+words on the same note of secrecy. "But what is
+it like? How can we get to it? Is it like the
+sunset?"</p>
+
+<p>"I won't explain a bit of it," he replied.
+"You've got to seek it out for yourselves. It's
+a pity, though, you can't see it first in the country."</p>
+
+<p>"Must we get up in the dark?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. I think your tallest attic window faces
+the east. You must steal up there while it's still
+grey daylight. Have the windows open so that
+you can hear and smell, as well as see it. But
+I'm afraid the dear Seraph's too little."</p>
+
+<p>"Not me," asserted The Seraph, stoutly.
+"I'm stwong as two ephelants."</p>
+
+<p>"You mustn't be frightened when you hear its
+wings," said the Bishop, "nor be abashed at the
+splendour of it, for it was designed for just such
+little fellows as you. You will come and tell me
+then what happens, won't you? I shall probably
+never waken early enough to see it again."...</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>Though we played games after this, and the
+Bishop made a very satisfactory lion prowling
+about in a jungle of wicker chairs and table legs,
+we none of us quite lost sight of the adventure
+in store for us. Somewhere in the back of our
+heads lurked the thought of the Dawn with its
+suggestion of splendid mystery.</p>
+
+<p>We were no sooner at home again than we set
+about discussing ways and means.</p>
+
+<p>"The chief thing," said Angel, "is to waken
+about four. We have no alarm clock, so I s'pose
+we'll just have to take turns in keeping watch all
+night. The hall clock strikes, so we can watch
+hour about."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll take first watch!" put in The Seraph,
+eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>"You'll take just what's given to you, and no
+questions, young man," said Angel, out of the
+side of his mouth, and The Seraph subsided,
+crushed.</p>
+
+<p>Came bedtime at last, and the three of us in
+the big four-poster; the door shut upon the world
+of Mrs. Handsomebody, and the windows firmly
+barred against burglars and night air.</p>
+
+<p>Angel announced: "First watch for me!
+You go right to sleep, John, and I'll wake you
+when the clock strikes ten. Then you'll feel nice
+and fresh for your watch."</p>
+
+<p>But I wasn't at all sleepy and we lay in the
+dusk and talked till the familiar harsh voice of
+the hall clock rasped out nine o'clock.</p>
+
+<p>"You go to sleep, please John," whispered
+Angel in a drowsy voice, "and I'll watch till ten."</p>
+
+<p>I felt drowsy too, so I put my arm about the
+slumbering Seraph and soon fell fast asleep.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed to me but a moment when Angel
+roused me. I know I had barely settled down
+to an enjoyable dream in which I was the only
+customer in an ice-cream parlour, where there
+were seven waitresses, each one obsequiously
+proffering a different flavour.</p>
+
+<p>"Second watch on deck!" whispered Angel,
+hoarsely&mdash;"and look lively!"</p>
+
+<p>"But I'd only just put my spoon in the strawberry
+ice," I moaned. "Can't be ten minutes yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say," complained Angel, "don't you
+s'pose I know when the old clock strikes ten?
+You've been sleepin' like a drunken pirate and
+no mistake. Must be near eleven by now."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll just see for myself," I declared. "I'll go
+and look at the schoolroom clock." And I began
+to scramble over him.</p>
+
+<p>"You will not then&mdash;" muttered Angel, clutching
+me. "I shan't let you!"</p>
+
+<p>"You won't, eh? If it's really ten you needn't
+care, need you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Course it's ten&mdash;It's nearer eleven, but you're
+going to do what I say."</p>
+
+<p>At that we came to grips and fought and
+floundered till the bed rocked, and the poor little
+Seraph clung to his pillow as a shipwrecked sailor
+to a raft in a stormy sea. Exhaustion alone
+made us stop for breath; still we clung desperately
+to each other, our small bodies pressed hotly
+together, Angel's nose flattened against my ear.
+The Seraph snuggled up to us. "Just you wait"&mdash;breathed
+Angel&mdash;his hands tightened on me,
+then relaxed&mdash;his legs twitched&mdash;"Strawberry or
+pineapple, sir?" came the dulcet tones of the waitress.
+I was in my ice-cream parlour again!
+Seven flavours were laid before me. I fell to,
+for I was hot and thirsty.</p>
+
+<p>I was disturbed by The Seraph, singing his
+morning song. It was a tuneless drone, yet not
+unmusical. Always the first to open his eyes in
+the morning, he began his day with a sort of
+Saga of his exploits of the day before, usually
+meaningless to us but fraught with colour from
+his own peculiar sphere. At last he laughed outright&mdash;a
+Jovian laugh&mdash;at some remembered
+prank&mdash;and I rubbed my eyes and came to full
+consciousness. The sun was slanting through
+the shutters. Where, oh where, was the Dawn?</p>
+
+<p>I turned to look at Angel. He was staring
+at the slanting beam and swearing softly, as he
+well knew how.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll simply have to try again"&mdash;I said.
+"But however are we going to put in today?"</p>
+
+<p>The problem solved itself as all problems will
+and the day passed, following the usual landmarks
+of porridge, arithmetic, spelling, scoldings,
+mutton, a walk with our governess, bread and
+butter, prayers, and the (for once, longed for!)
+<i>bed</i>.</p>
+
+<p>That night we decided to lie awake together;
+passing the time with stories, and speculation
+about the mystery so soon to be explored by us.
+I told the first story, a long-drawn adventure of
+shipwreck, mutiny and coral Caves, with a fair
+sprinkling of skeletons to keep us broad awake.</p>
+
+<p>"It was a first-rate tale," sighed Angel, contentedly,
+when I had done, "an' you told it
+awfully well, John. If you like you may just
+tell another 'stead o' me. Or The Seraph can
+tell one. Go ahead, Seraph, and make up the
+best story you know how."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph, important, but sleepy, climbed
+over me, so that he might be in the middle, and
+then began, in a husky little voice:</p>
+
+<p>"Once upon a time there was fwee bwothers, all
+vwey nice, but the youngest was the bwavest an'
+stwongest of the fwee. He was as stwong as two
+bulls, an' he'd kill a dwagon before bweakfast, an'
+never be cocky about it&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I groaned in unison. We could not
+tolerate this sort of self-adulation from our junior.
+"Don't be such a little beast"&mdash;we admonished,
+and covered his head with a pillow. The Seraph
+was wont to accept such discipline, at our hands,
+philosophically, with no unseemly outcries or
+struggles; as a matter of fact, when we uncovered
+his head, we could tell by his even, reposeful
+breathing that he was fast asleep. It was too
+dark to see his face, but I could imagine his complacent
+smile.</p>
+
+<p>The night sped quickly after that. There was
+some desultory talk; then Angel, too, slept; I resolved
+to keep the watch alone. I heard the
+sound of footsteps in the street below, echoing,
+with a lonely sound; the rattle of a loose shutter
+in a sudden gust of wind; then, dead silence,
+followed after an interval by the scampering, and
+angry squeak of mice in the wall....</p>
+
+<p>The mice disturbed me again. There was a
+shattering of loose plaster; and suddenly opening
+my eyes, I saw the ghost of grey daylight stealing
+underneath the blind. The time had come!</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>Silently the three of us stole up the uncarpeted
+attic stair. It was unknown territory to us, having
+been forbidden from the first by Mrs. Handsomebody,
+and all we had ever seen from the hall
+below was a cramped passage, guarded by three
+closed doors. Time and time again we had been
+tempted to explore it, but there was a sinister
+aloofness about it that had hitherto repelled us.
+Now, however, it had become but a pathway to
+the Dawn, and, as we clutched the bannisters, we
+imagined ourselves three pilgrims fearfully climbing
+toward light and beauty.</p>
+
+<p>Angel stood first at the top. Gently he tried
+two doors in succession, which were locked. The
+third gave, harshly&mdash;it seemed to me, grudgingly.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph and I pressed close behind Angel,
+glad of the warm contact of each other's bodies.</p>
+
+<p>In the large attic room, the air was stifling, and
+the sloping roof, from which dim cobwebs were
+draped, seemed to press toward the dark shapes
+of discarded furniture as though to guard some
+fearful secret. It took all our courage to grope
+our way to the low casement, and it was a struggle
+to dislodge the rusty bolt, and press the window
+out on its unused hinges. It creaked so loudly
+that we held our breath for a moment, but we
+drew it again with a sharp sensation of relief, as
+thirsty young animals drink, for fresh night air,
+sweet, stinging to the nostrils, had surged in upon
+us, sweeping away fear, and loneliness, and the
+hot depression of the attic room.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody's house was tall, and we
+could look down upon many roofs and chimneys.
+They huddled together in the soft grey light as
+though waiting for some great happening which
+they expected, but did not understand. They
+wore an air of expectancy and humility. Little
+low-roofed out-houses pressed close to high walls
+for shelter, and a frosty white skylight stared up-ward
+fearfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Is this the Dawn?" came from The Seraph,
+in a tiny voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Only the beginning of it," I whispered back.
+"There's two stars left over from the night&mdash;see!
+that big blue one in the east, and the little white
+one just above the cobbler's chimney."</p>
+
+<p>"Will they be afwaid of the Dawn, when it
+comes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather. I shouldn't be surprised if the big
+fellow bolted right across the sky, and the little
+one will p'raps fall down the cobbler's chimney
+into his work-room."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph was enchanted. "Then the
+cobbler'll sew him wight up in the sole of a shoe,
+an' the boy who wears the shoe will twinkle when
+he wuns, won't he? Oh, it's coming now! I
+hear it. I'm afwaid."</p>
+
+<p>"That's not the Dawn," said Angel, "that's the
+night flying away."</p>
+
+<p>It was true that there came to us then a rushing
+sound, as of strong wings; our hair was lifted from
+our hot foreheads; and the casement rattled on
+its hinges.</p>
+
+<p>This wind, that came from the wings of night,
+was sharp with the fragrance of heather and the
+sea. One fancied how it would surge through the
+dim aisles of cathedral-like forests, ruffling the
+plumage of drowsy birds, stirring the surface of
+some dark pool, where the trout still slept, and
+making sibilant music among the drooping reeds.</p>
+
+<p>The sky had now become delicately luminous,
+and a streak of saffron showed above the farthest
+roofs; a flock of little clouds huddled together
+above this, like timorous sheep at graze. The
+white star hung just above the cobbler's chimney,
+dangerously near, it seemed to us, who watched.</p>
+
+<p>There were only two of us at the window now,
+for Angel had stolen away to explore every corner
+of the new environment, as was his custom. I
+could hear the soft opening and shutting of bureau
+drawers, and once, a grunting and straining, as of
+one engaged in severe manual labour.</p>
+
+<p>A low whistle drew me to his side.</p>
+
+<p>"What's up?" I demanded.</p>
+
+<p>"Got this little old trunk open at last," he
+muttered, "full of women's junk. Funny stuff.
+Look."</p>
+
+<p>Our heads touched as we bent curiously over
+the contents. It was a dingy and insignificant box
+on the outside, but it was lined with a gaily
+coloured paper, on which nosegays of spring
+flowers bent beneath the weight of silver butterflies,
+and sad-eyed cockatoos. The trays were
+full, as Angel had said, of women's things;
+delicate, ruffly frocks of pink and lilac; and undergarments
+edged with yellowing lace. A sweet
+scent rose from them, as of some gentle presence
+that strove to reach the light and air once more.
+A pair of little white kid slippers looked as though
+they longed to twinkle in and out beneath a soft
+silk skirt. Angel's mischievous brown hands
+dived among the light folds, discovering opera
+glasses,&mdash;(treasures to be secured if possible,
+against some future South Sea expedition), an inlaid
+box of old-fashioned trinkets, a coral necklace,
+gold-tasselled earrings, and a brooch of
+tortured locks of hair.</p>
+
+<p>Angel's eyes were dancing above a gauze fan
+held coquettishly against his mouth of an impudent
+boy, but I gave no heed to him; I was busy with a
+velvet work-box that promised a solution of the
+mystery&mdash;for hidden away with thimble and
+scissors as one would secrete a treasure, was a fat
+little book, "The Mysteries of Udolpho."
+Some one had drawn on the fly leaf, very beautifully,
+I thought, a ribbed sea-shell, and on it had
+printed the words, "Lucy from Charles;" and on
+a scroll beneath the shell, in microscopic characters&mdash;"Bide
+the Time!"</p>
+
+<p>My brother was looking over my shoulder now.
+We were filled with conjecture.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucy," said Angel, "owned all this stuff, and
+Charles was her lover, of course. But who was
+she? Mrs. Handsomebody never had a daughter,
+I know, and if she had she'd never have allowed
+her to wear these things. Look how she jaws
+when Mary Ellen spends her wage on finery. I'll
+bet Lucy was a beauty. And she's dead too, you
+can bet, and Charles was her lover, and likely he's
+dead too. 'Bide the time,' eh? You see they're
+waitin' around yet&mdash;<i>somewheres</i>. Isn't it queer?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph's voice came from the window in
+a sort of chant:</p>
+
+<p>"The little white star has fallen down the
+cobbler's chimney!</p>
+
+<p>"It has fallen down, and the cobbler is sewing
+it into a shoe!</p>
+
+<p>"A milkman is wunning down the stweet!</p>
+
+<p>"Tell you what," whispered Angel, "I'll show
+you what Lucy was like&mdash;just a little. I'll make
+a picture of her."</p>
+
+<p>The space between two tall chests of drawers
+formed a sort of alcove in which stood a pier
+glass, whose tarnished frame was draped in
+white net. Before it Angel drew (without much
+caution) a high-backed chair, and on it he began
+his picture.</p>
+
+<p>Over the seat and almost touching the floor, he
+draped a frilled petticoat, and against the back
+of the chair (with a foundation of formidable
+stays for support) he hung a garment, which,
+even then, he seemed to know for a camisole.
+Over all he laid a charming lilac silk gown, and
+under the hem in the most natural attitude peeped
+the little party slippers. A small lace and velvet
+bonnet with streamers was hung at the apex of
+the creation, and in her lap (for the time has
+come to use the feminine pronoun) he spread
+the gauzy fan. He hung over her tenderly, as
+an artist over his subject&mdash;each fold must be in
+place&mdash;the empty sleeves curved just so&mdash;one
+fancied a rounded chin beneath the velvet
+streamers, so artfully was it adjusted. Her reflection
+in the pier glass was superb!</p>
+
+<p>"It is here!" chanted The Seraph. "Evwy bit
+of evwy fing is shinin'! Oh, Angel an' John,
+<i>please</i> look!"</p>
+
+<p>We flew to the window and leaned across the
+sill.</p>
+
+<p>It was a happy world that morning, glowing
+in the sweetest dawn that ever broke over roofs
+and chimney pots. The earth sang as she danced
+her dewy way among the paling stars. The little
+grey clouds blushed pink against the azure sky.
+Blossoming boughs of peach and apricot hung
+over the gates of heaven, and rosy spirals curled
+upward from two chimneys. Pink-footed
+pigeons strutted, rooketty-cooing along the roofs.
+They nodded their heads as though to affirm
+the consummation of a miracle. "It is so&mdash;"
+they seemed to say&mdash;"It is indeed so&mdash;" One
+of them hopped upon the cobbler's chimney, peering
+earnestly into its depths. "It sees the star!"
+shouted The Seraph. "It sees the star and nods
+to it. 'I am higher now than you'&mdash;it says!"</p>
+
+<p>Something&mdash;was it a breath? a sigh?&mdash;made
+me look back into the attic where Lucy's clothes
+clung to the high-backed chair, like flower petals
+blown against a wall. The pier-glass had
+caught all the glory of the morning and was releasing
+it in quivering spears of light that dazzled me for a moment; I rubbed my eyes, and
+stared, and shook a little, for in the midst of
+all this splendour I saw Lucy! No pallid, rigid
+ghost, but something warm, eager with life,
+spreading the folds of the lilac gown like a butterfly
+warming its new wings in the strength of
+the sun.</p>
+
+<p>Her bosom rose and fell quickly, her eyes were
+fixed on me with a beseeching look, it seemed. I
+drew nearer&mdash;near enough to smell the faint perfume
+of her, and I saw then that she was not
+looking at me, but at the fat little book of "The
+Mysteries of Udolpho" which I still held in my
+hands. The book that Charles had given her!
+"Bide the time!" he had written, but she could
+bide the time no longer.</p>
+
+<p>Proud as any knight before his lady, I strode
+forward, and pressed the book into her hands&mdash;saw
+her slender fingers curl around it&mdash;heard her
+little gasp of joy. I should not have been at all
+surprised had the door opened and Charles
+walked in.</p>
+
+<p>As a matter of fact, the door <i>did</i> open and&mdash;Mrs.
+Handsomebody walked in.</p>
+
+
+<h4>IV</h4>
+
+<p>She gave a sort of gurgling cry, as though she
+were being strangled. Angel and The Seraph
+faced about to look at her in consternation, their
+hair wild in the wind, and the rising sun making
+an aureole about them. The four of us stared
+at each other in silence for a space, while the
+attic-room, with its cobwebs reeled&mdash;the sun rose,
+and sank, like a floundering ship, and Mrs. Handsomebody
+resembling, in my fancy, a hungry
+spider, in curl papers, considered which victim
+was ripest for slaughter.</p>
+
+<p>"You&mdash;and you&mdash;and you&mdash;" she gobbled.
+"Oh, to think of it! No place safe! What you
+need is a <i>strong</i> man. <i>We</i> shall see! The very
+windows&mdash;burst from their bolts!" She
+slammed the casement and secured it, Angel and
+The Seraph darting from her path.</p>
+
+<p>"Even a dead woman's clothes&mdash;to make a
+scarecrow of!" She pounced&mdash;I hid my face
+while she did it, but I heard a sinister rustling
+and the snap of a trunk lid. It was over.
+"Bide the time."</p>
+
+<p>Ignominiously she herded us down the stairs;
+The Seraph making only one step at a time, led
+the way. Far down the drab vista of the back
+stairs that ended in the scullery, Mary Ellen's
+red, round face was seen for a moment, like a
+second rising sun, but vanished as suddenly as it
+had appeared, at a shout from Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>We were in the schoolroom now, placed before
+her in a row, as was her wont in times of retribution.
+Seated behind her desk she wore her
+purple dressing gown with magisterial dignity;
+the wart upon her chin quivered as she prepared
+to speak.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, David," she said, rapping Angel
+smartly on the head, "can you say anything
+in explanation of this outrage upon my property?
+Hold your head up and toe out, please."</p>
+
+<p>Angel looked at his hands. "Nuffin' to explain,"
+he said sulkily. "Just went an' did it."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh I thought so," said our governess. "It
+was just one of these seemingly irresistible impulses
+that have so often proved disastrous for all
+concerned. If your father knew&mdash;" she bit off
+the words as though they had a pleasant, if acrid
+taste&mdash;"if your poor father knew of your criminal
+proclivities, he would be a <i>crushed</i> man. A
+<i>crushed man</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph was staring at her chin.</p>
+
+<p>Then&mdash;"I have one too," he said gently.</p>
+
+<p>"One <i>what</i>?" Her tone should have warned
+him. "One wart," he went on, with easy
+modesty. "It's just a little one. It can't wiggle&mdash;like
+yours&mdash;but it's gwowing nicely.
+Would you care to see it?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody affected not to hear him.
+She stared sombrely at Angel and me, but I believe
+The Seraph sealed our fate, for, after a
+moment's deliberation, she said curtly; "I shall
+have to beat you for this."</p>
+
+<p>She gave us six apiece, and I could not help
+noticing that, though The Seraph was the youngest
+and tenderest, his six were the most stinging.</p>
+
+<p>When we had been sent to our bedroom to
+say our prayers, and change our pitifully inadequate
+night clothes for day things, I put the
+question that was burning in my mind.</p>
+
+<p>"Did either of you see <i>her</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who?"</p>
+
+<p>"Lucy, sitting there in the chair."</p>
+
+<p>Angel's brown eyes were blank.</p>
+
+<p>"I saw her <i>clothes</i>. What sickens me is that
+the dragon took that spy-glass. You see if I
+don't get it yet." (Mrs. Handsomebody was
+"the dragon" in our vernacular.)</p>
+
+"Did <i>you</i> see her, Seraph?"
+
+<p>The Seraph was sitting on the floor, his head
+on his knees. He raised a tear-flushed face.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm 'most too cwushed to wemember," he
+said, huskily. "But I <i>fink</i> Lucy was fat. It's
+a vewy bad fing to be fat, 'cos the cane hurts
+worser."</p>
+
+<p>I turned from such infantile imbecility to the
+exhilarating reflection that I was the only one to
+whom Lucy had shown herself&mdash;her chosen
+knight!</p>
+
+<p>I was burning to do her service, yet the passage
+that led to the attic stronghold was well guarded.
+Two days had passed before I made the attempt.
+I had been sent upstairs from the tea-table to
+wash my hands&mdash;though they were only comfortably
+soiled&mdash;and after I had dipped them in
+a basin of water that had done service for both
+Angel and The Seraph, I gave them a good rub
+on my trouser legs, as I tip-toed to the foot of
+the attic stairs. Cautiously, with fast-beating
+heart, I mounted, and tried the door. It was
+locked fast. I pressed my eye against the keyhole,
+and made out in the gloom the dark shape
+of the trunk, sinister, forbidding, inaccessible.
+No rustle of lilac silk, no faintest perfume, no
+appealing sigh from the gentle Lucy greeted me.
+All was dark and quiet. "Bide the time!" Who
+knew but that some day I might set her free?</p>
+
+<p>Yet my throat ached as I slowly made my way
+back to the table, presented my hands for a rather
+sceptical inspection by Mrs. Handsomebody, and
+dropped languidly into my seat.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph gave me a look of sympathy&mdash;even
+understanding&mdash;perhaps he had heard me
+mount the distant attic stairs; his hearing was
+wonderfully acute. He chewed in silence for a
+moment and then he made one of those seemingly
+irrelevant remarks of his that, somehow, always
+set our little world a-rocking.</p>
+
+<p>"One fing about Lucy," he said, "she was always
+sweet-tempud."</p>
+
+<p>"Who?" snapped Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucy&mdash;" repeated The Seraph. "Such a
+sweet-tempud gell."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody leaned over him, and gobbled
+and threatened. The Seraph preserved a
+remarkable calm, considering that he was the
+storm centre. He even raised his small forefinger
+before his face and looked at it thoughtfully.
+His speculative gaze travelled from it to
+Mrs. Handsomebody's chin. I perceived then
+that he was comparing warts!</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch4">Chapter IV: A Merry
+Interlude</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>My brothers and I were hanging over the gate
+that barred our way to the outer world, and singing,
+as loudly as we could, considering the pressure
+of the top bar on our young stomachs. We
+sang to keep warm, for Mrs. Handsomebody had
+decreed that no reefers were to be worn till the
+first of December. So, though November was
+raw, she maintained her discipline and refused
+to mollycoddle us.</p>
+
+<p>It was the fifth, and Angel chanted in that
+flute-like treble of his, that made passersby turn
+and smile at him:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"Remember, remember the fifth of November,</p>
+<p class="i2">Gunpowder, treason and plot&mdash;"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Then The Seraph added his little pipe:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"I see no weason why gunpowder tweason</p>
+<p class="i2">Should ever be forgot."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Then we shouted it all together.</p>
+
+<p>Our neighbour, Mr. Mortimer Pegg, who had
+never forgiven us for our share in the treasure
+hunt, came out of his house at that moment, and
+drew up before us.</p>
+
+<p>"This noise, you know," he said, in his precise
+way, "is affecting my wife's health deleteriously.
+She has gone to bed with a migraine."</p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you put him out," suggested The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Pegg eyed him severely, yet I thought I
+perceived a twinkle in his eye.</p>
+
+<p>"It's Guy Fawkes day," I explained. "You
+see, it must never be forgot."</p>
+
+<p>"It is a mistake in these enlightened days to
+keep up such old animosities," replied our neighbour.
+"For all you know I might be his
+direct descendant. If you must celebrate his undoing,
+better take these three sixpences and make
+yourselves ill on lemon fizz, or pink marshmallows,
+or vile licorice cigars."</p>
+
+<p>He placed a coin in each outstretched hand,
+and, without waiting for thanks, strode briskly
+down the street. We gazed after him, knocked
+speechless by this great beaker of bounty that
+had rolled in upon the flat expanse of our afternoon.
+Mr. Pegg, in his shiny top hat and neat
+Prince Albert moved away in the ruddy November
+sunlight as in a halo of opulence. Never
+before had we appreciated the princely turn of his
+toes beneath their drab spats, the flash of his
+twirled walking-stick. We resolved to keep him
+in mind. He was a neighbour worth having.
+Angel even suggested certain time-honoured ditties
+of boyhood, which, shouted in chorus, would
+be almost certain to have a disastrous effect on
+a female addicted to migraine.</p>
+
+<p>A deputation, consisting of The Seraph, then
+waited on Mrs. Handsomebody, to explain that
+our neighbour, Mr. Pegg, having been charmed
+by our singing, had presented us each with a
+sixpence, with the earnest injunction that the coin
+be expended on currant buns at the grocer's. The
+Seraph came back triumphant with the necessary
+consent.</p>
+
+<p>"We can go," he said, "but we're not to take
+a bite till we're back home. It's suppwising
+she'd let us do it."</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit," said Angel cynically, "she knows
+they'll spoil our appetite for tea."</p>
+
+<p>The grocer was a fierce, red-bearded man who
+kept his wife in a little wooden stall, where she
+took in the constant flow of wealth extorted from
+his customers.</p>
+
+<p>We had told The Seraph that she was thus
+confined by her gloomy spouse, in order that she
+might be fattened for slaughter, and his eyes
+were large with pity as he stood on tiptoe to hand
+our three sixpences through the little wicket.
+The grocer's wife leaned forward to look at him,
+her plump underlip, after two futile attempts to
+form a chin, subsiding into a large white neck.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph's look of pity deepened to horror.
+"You must be almost weady," he gasped.</p>
+
+<p>"Ready? Ready for what, my little love?"</p>
+
+<p>"Stickin'&mdash;oo, will it hurt vewy much?"</p>
+
+<p>"Bless the child. What <i>does</i> he mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"He's not very well," I explained. "I think
+he's delirious."</p>
+
+<p>"That's why we brought him here to get a
+cool drink," added Angel, hurriedly, and between
+us we led the recreant to the little table in the
+rear of the shop where the grocer had set out
+three glasses of ginger beer and a plate of mixed
+cakes. Five minutes of unalloyed bliss followed
+and we were just draining off the last dregs and
+cleaning up the crumbs, when a bullet-headed boy
+stuck his head in at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Dorg's 'ere again," he said, laconically.
+"Nosin' abaht in the gabbage 'eap."</p>
+
+<p>"Tie a can on 'is tile," said the grocer.</p>
+
+<p>The boy disappeared, and the three of us
+pushed back our chairs and followed in his wake,
+scenting adventure in the littered yard behind
+the shop with its strange odours of bygone fruit
+and greens.</p>
+
+<p>The dog, a small, black, Scottish terrier, was
+dragging an end of Boulogna sausage from the
+garbage heap. The bullet-headed boy winked
+at us, selected an empty can from the heap, produced a piece of string from his pocket, and
+grasped the terrier by the collar. But only for
+a moment. With a rush of concentrated fury
+it flew at his legs, gave him a sharp snap, and
+darted back to its sausage, with a warning glean
+of its eyes in our direction.</p>
+
+<p>"Ow," yelled the boy, doubling up, "'e's bit
+me sumpfin' cruel! You see if I daon't brain 'im
+for that!"</p>
+
+<p>He snatched up an axe and brandished it.
+The terrier dropped its sausage and showed its
+little pointed teeth.</p>
+
+<p>We three, with one impulse, flung ourselves
+between it and the boy.</p>
+
+<p>"You dare touch that dog," shouted Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Oo's goin' to stop me, Mister Nosey Parker?"
+sneered the boy, with a flourish of his axe.</p>
+
+<p>"I am," said Angel, "'cos it's <i>my</i> dog, see?"
+He coolly turned his back on the boy and bent
+over the terrier, who came to him cautiously,
+sniffing his legs.</p>
+
+<p>"Your dorg!" scoffed the boy, "w'y daon't yer
+feed 'im then? 'E's arf starved, 'e is. Yer
+ought to be 'ad up fer perwention of cruelty to
+hanimals. It's a disgrice."</p>
+
+<p>"We've only owned him a little while," explained
+Angel, "and he strayed away. He'll be
+jolly glad to get home again&mdash;won't you, Rover?
+Give us that bit of string and I'll lead him."</p>
+
+<p>The boy, suddenly friendly, in one of those
+swiftly changing moods of boyhood, assisted in
+the tying of the string to the little dog's collar,
+though he cast a longing look at its stout fringed
+tail that was so admirably built to further the
+riotous bouncings of an empty tin can.</p>
+
+<p>We led him triumphantly through the shop
+into the street, and we trotted in silence for a
+space, staring in rapt admiration of the little
+black paws that padded along in such a business-like
+fashion beside us, the knowingly-pointed
+ears, and valiant tail carried at a jaunty angle
+above the sturdy hind-quarters.</p>
+
+<p>When we reached our own quiet street we
+stopped. The Seraph looked in the bag of buns.</p>
+
+<p>"May I give him mine?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Good boy," said Angel, and The Seraph presented
+the little dog with the large currant bun.
+We were charmed indeed when he sat up for it
+in the most approved trained-animal posture, with
+short fore-legs crossed on his plump hairy breast.
+How often had we longed for the joyous companionship
+of our old four-footed friends, the
+comfort of a soft warm tongue on one's cheek,
+the sensitive muzzle pressed into one's palm, the
+look of loving confidence in the deep brown eyes.</p>
+
+<p>But our governess hated dogs, and we were
+expressly forbidden to so much as pat the head
+of any stray canine that thrust an inquiring nose
+between the bars of her gate. Therefore, it was
+with sad foreboding that we watched the bun
+disappear. The Scotty held it between his forepaws
+and bit off decent mouthfuls, without sign
+of greed or haste. By his bearing and by his
+shining silver collar we knew that he was, or had
+been some one's cherished pet.</p>
+
+<p>The bun had cheered him wonderfully, for,
+as we moved homeward, he leaped playfully at
+his leash, and catching it in his teeth, worried it
+in an abandon of glee.</p>
+
+<p>We made no plans. We had no hopes. We
+merely were drawn by habit and necessity to the
+place where, we knew, desperate trouble awaited
+us. At the gate we halted.</p>
+
+<p>"We might take him into the yard to play for
+a little while," I said. "P'raps we could carry
+him upstairs wrapped in my coat, and hide him
+under the bed. Maybe he'd get so awful good
+he'd live under the bed, and we could save our
+food for him, and get up nights to play with him."</p>
+
+<p>As if to show his appreciation of the plan, the
+Scotty raised himself on his hind quarters, paddling
+the air with his forepaws in excited appeal,
+and giving vent to sharp, staccato barks.</p>
+
+<p>The next instant the front door was thrown
+open, and Mary Ellen, her cap askew, dashed
+down the steps to meet us.</p>
+
+<p>"Wheriver have ye been so long?" she
+ejaculated. "An' have ye been tould the news?
+'Tis hersilf has taken a tumble, an' put her knee
+out so the doctor says. I'd jist been clanin' up
+the panthry shelves, an' <i>she</i> got up on a chair to
+see whether I'd maybe missed the top one, an'
+I must have left a knob of soap on the chair,
+for the next thing I knew she was stretched on
+the flure, an' I had to fetch the doctor, an' he
+says she'll have to kape to her room for a fortnight
+or more, an' the lord only knows how I'm
+to wait on her an' manage the three av ye, wid
+yer pranks an' all!"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph turned a somersault; then I turned
+a somersault; then Angel turned two; then the
+Scotty sat up, paddled the air with his forepaws,
+and sneezed twice.</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen was genuinely shocked.</p>
+
+<p>"I do belave," she said, solemnly, "that you've
+stones in your breasts instid av hearts&mdash;but
+you're jist like all men folk&mdash;if they think there's
+a good time in sthore for them, the women can
+suffer all they like, more shame to them." She
+was so worked up that she did not notice that the
+little dog had followed us into the house, until
+he was sitting up in the kitchen, his forepaws
+paddling the air, his tail thudding on the floor.
+Then she said, brimming over with admiration,
+though she tried to look severe;</p>
+
+<p>"And if you think I'll have sthray dawgs in
+my kitchen you're very much mistook....
+Aw, it's a darlin' wee thing, isn't it?" For the
+Scotty, seeing that she had seated herself, had
+jumped to her lap and now sat there, nose in
+air, looking superbly at home.</p>
+
+<p>We closed about her, telling, in chorus, the
+story of the bullet-headed boy, and the garbage
+heap, and enlarging dramatically on the episode
+of the tin can.</p>
+
+<p>"And may we please keep him?" we entreated,
+"just for a few days till we find the owner of
+it! Mrs. Handsomebody will never know, for
+he can live in the coal cellar 'cept when we take
+him little walks on a string!"</p>
+
+<p>"If you don't let me do this I'll never marry
+you, so there!" This from Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Have it your own way, thin," moaned Mary
+Ellen, capitulating, as usual, under the fire of
+Angel's pleading, "but moind, if she iver finds us
+out, it's mesilf will be walkin' the streets widout
+a character."</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>So began a merry interlude in the drabness of
+the Handsomebody regime. Mrs. Handsomebody
+kept to her room for nearly three weeks, unable
+to put her foot to the floor. On the first
+evening, she called us to her bedside; and, while
+we stood in a row, bewildered before the phenomenon of seeing her prostrate, she lectured us
+solemnly on the duties and responsibilities of our
+position, and implored us not to make the period
+of her enforced retirement a nightmare, because
+of our pranks. We promised, marvelling that
+bed-clothes could be kept so tidy, and fervently
+wishing she would display the knee that had been
+so severely "put out." It was a commonplace
+for Mrs. Handsomebody's temper to be thus
+afflicted, but her knee, never.</p>
+
+<p>When we returned to the kitchen, we found
+Mary Ellen sitting in a pensive attitude. Her
+forefinger pressed against her knit brow, her
+stout ankles crossed.</p>
+
+<p>"The little dawg has been tellin' me a secret,"
+she volunteered in explanation, "a deep, dark secret.
+She's been tellin' me in a way of spakin'
+that she's a lady-dawg, God help her."</p>
+
+<p>"But how did she tell you, Mary Ellen? Did
+she speak out loud?" We were breathless with
+excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"She did not. I ast her, for I had me suspicion,
+if she was a lady-dawg an' I sez&mdash;'If yez
+are wag yer tail three times,' an' the words was
+scarce off me tongue, whin she wagged her tail
+three times."</p>
+
+<p>It was a marvel. Oh, these were going to be
+great days!</p>
+
+<p>"If you're a lady-dog, wag your tail three
+times," I ordered, squatting to peer into the
+sagacious brown eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Three times the stocky tail thumped the floor.</p>
+
+<p>Then Angel put the question, and was answered
+with equal promptitude.</p>
+
+<p>It was The Seraph's turn. With an insinuating
+smile he said: "If you are a gennelman dog
+wag your tail fwee times."</p>
+
+<p>But before there was time for so much as one
+wag, Mary Ellen caught the too-eager tail in a
+restraining grasp.</p>
+
+<p>"Now have done wid your nonsinse," she commanded.
+"Ye'll have the pore crature that worried
+it'll set up barkin', an' if the misthress did
+know, there be's a dawg in the house, she'd likely
+just throw a fit an' die."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it a vewy barkable dog?" queried The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"All dogs is barkable," said Mary Ellen, "and
+what we'll have to do is to kape her as quate as
+possible and pray that her owner'll come along
+this way, for turn her out I will not. It's easy
+seein' she's a pet be the ways of her."</p>
+
+<p>"It says 'Giftie' on her collar," Angel announced,
+separating the short, shaggy coat to
+read. "That must be her name. Hello, Giftie!
+Sit up, Giftie!"</p>
+
+<p>So Giftie she was, and, for a long three weeks,
+our joy and our delight.</p>
+
+<p>Was ever little body so full of spirit and the
+pride of life? The kitchen became her own
+domain where the three of us fought for the
+position of her most abject slave. Even Mary
+Ellen could scarcely work for watching her antics
+with an old stocking, which she pretended was a
+rat. Once she caught a live mouse and set us
+all shouting. Mary Ellen, in her excitement, upset
+a gravy-boat of hot gravy, and The Seraph
+slipped and sat down in it, and Giftie gambolling,
+mouse in mouth, ran through it and tracked it
+over the freshly scrubbed boards. If she had
+been a tigress with her prey she could not have
+been more ferocious with the mouse. She
+snarled at it: she worried it: she threw it up in
+the air and caught it: she laid it on the scullery
+floor and rolled on it: and when, finally, it ceased
+to squirm beneath her, she lay quite still, gazing
+pensively up at us with liquid eyes, and only now
+and then twitching her hind-quarters to remind
+her victim that she was still on the job.</p>
+
+<p>One never-to-be-forgotten day she rollicked
+into the kitchen proudly carrying Mrs. Handsomebody's
+solemn black shoe, which had been
+standing with its mate beneath Mrs. Handsomebody's
+bed. Before our horrified eyes, she worried
+it till the shoe-laces cracked about her head;
+threw it up and caught it, as she had the mouse;
+then taking it to her own bed in the scullery, she
+laid it there and rolled on it.</p>
+
+<p>When Mary Ellen had wrested the shoe from
+Giftie, she crept upstairs, her heart in her mouth,
+and restored it to its place beneath the bed.</p>
+
+<p>"It was a marvel," she said afterwards, "how
+the scallywag did what she did widout wakenin'
+<i>her</i>, for there was the mistress sleepin' on the
+broad of her back, and her two shoes, and her
+bed-socks scattered over the flure, and the pot
+of cold crame knocked off the chair at the head
+of her bed, and the half of it et. It's mesilf
+will dance for joy whin that little tormint gets
+took away."</p>
+
+<p>Inquiries were made of all the errand boys,
+but not one had heard of a lost dog. We came
+to dread the sound of the door-bell lest it should
+herald some determined grown-up come to snatch
+our treasure from us. Mr. Watlin, the butcher's
+young man, and Mary Ellen's favoured "follower"
+of the moment, took a lively interest in
+the affair. He was of the opinion that if Mrs.
+Handsomebody once saw the dog nothing would
+induce her to send it away. And he brought
+offerings of raw meat in his pocket to make her
+plump and glossy. Giftie grew plumper and
+glossier every day.</p>
+
+<p>Then, when two weeks had passed, she
+achieved the crowning triumph of her stay with
+us. It was a heavy morning of dense November
+fog, and the gas was still burning in the dining-room
+when we came down to breakfast. Mary
+Ellen did not bring us our porridge, as usual,
+neither did Giftie run in to greet us; so, after a
+moment's impatient wriggling in our chairs, we
+went to the kitchen to investigate. Giftie was
+nowhere in sight. Mary Ellen sat in an attitude
+of complete abandon, by the dresser, her apron
+over her head, her arms hanging loosely at her
+sides. Was Giftie dead? Had her owner come
+to fetch her? What horror had overcast the
+sun? We deluged her with questions, pulling
+the apron off her head, and dragging her from
+the chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Och, it's a terror she is," Mary Ellen said, at
+last. "Come wid me to the scullery an' ye'll see
+what she's got in the bed wid her."</p>
+
+<p>There was not much light in the scullery so
+we could not at first distinguish what lay on the
+mat beside Giftie. It moved; it snuffled; no&mdash;<i>they</i>
+moved; <i>they</i> snuffled. There were three of
+them. All at once it burst upon us that they were
+puppies&mdash;her puppies&mdash;our puppies&mdash;one apiece!
+We flopped on the floor beside her. She darted
+from her bed&mdash;licked our hands&mdash;snapped at our
+ankles&mdash;ran back to them&mdash;and, finally tremulous
+with excitement, allowed us to take them in our
+arms (The Seraph wrapped his in the skirt of
+his fresh holland smock) and sit blissfully in
+a row.</p>
+
+<p>We stroked the soft licked fur of their glossy
+coats; we examined their tiny sharp black nails;
+their blindness only endeared them the more to
+us.</p>
+
+<p>There we were found by Mr. Watlin.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ere's a picnic," he said. "'Ere's a bloomin'
+picnic." He caught up the nearest puppy, and
+turned it over in an experienced hand. "Tiles
+must be cut," he added.</p>
+
+<p>"Tails cut! Oh, no," I expostulated, "Giftie's
+tail isn't cut. Please don't."</p>
+
+<p>"All terriers should 'ave their tiles cut," said
+Mr. Watlin, firmly. "If the mother dog's tile
+isn't cut, is that any reason w'y 'er hoffspring
+should be disfigured in a like manner? Now's
+the time."</p>
+
+<p>"But it'll hurt," pleaded The Seraph. Do
+you do it wif a knife?"</p>
+
+<p>"I <i>bites</i> 'em orf," replied Mr. Watlin, laconically,
+"an' it don't 'urt a bit."</p>
+
+<p>"In this world," he went on, "a lot depends on
+the way you does a thing. F'rinstance, when I
+kill a lamb or a steer, do I kill 'im brutally? Not
+at all. I runs 'im up an' down the slaughter yard
+to get 'is circulation up&mdash;I strokes 'im on the neck,
+an' tells 'im wot a fine feller 'e is, till 'e's in such
+good spirits that 'e tikes the killin' as a joke.
+Just a part of the gime, as it were. Sime with
+these 'ere pups. They'd like 'aving their tiles bit
+orf by me."</p>
+
+<p>We looked at the puppies doubtfully. It was
+hard to believe that they would really like it, and
+we were relieved when Mary Ellen broke in&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"They will not be cut, nor bit, nor interfered
+wid in anny way. If Giftie's owner likes a long
+tail on her, he'd want a long tail on her puppies
+wouldn't he? That stands to reason, Mr.
+Watlin, don't it? and the owner may walk in here
+anny day."</p>
+
+<p>How we hated that nebulous owner! And now
+another cloud loomed on our horizon. Mrs.
+Handsomebody was getting better. She had sat
+up on a chair by the bedside; she had, with Mary
+Ellen's help, walked across the room; she had, all
+alone, walked down the hallway; she had come to
+the head of the stairs. She was like the man in
+the ghost story, who, fresh from his grave, called
+to his wife&mdash;snugly sleeping above&mdash;"Mary, I'm
+at the foot of the stairs.... Mary, I'm half way
+up." We, too, shuddered in anticipation. And
+Mary Ellen was almost as nervous as we, for hers
+was the responsibility.</p>
+
+<p>The puppies were more entrancing every day.
+Tiny slips of dewy blue showed between their
+furry eyelids. They learned to walk, and roll
+over, and to right themselves after being turned
+over by their mother's playful paws. We were
+squatting on the floor very busy with them, when
+Mary Ellen entered, round-eyed with fear.</p>
+
+<p>"'Tis herself is in the dining-room," she
+gasped.</p>
+
+<p>"Not Mrs. Handsomebody?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sorra a thing else. Put them pups in their
+basket and come out and shut the dure. Ye'd
+better go into the yard and be at some quate game.
+Oh, Lord&mdash;" and she hurried back to her
+mistress.</p>
+
+<p>This time we were safe, but there was tomorrow
+ahead, with certain discovery.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Watlin, propped in the open doorway,
+brought his ingenious mind to bear upon the
+problem.</p>
+
+<p>"Now if Mrs. 'Andsomebody could be put under
+an obligation to that little dog, she'd probably
+tike it right into 'er 'eart and 'ome. If that little
+dog, f'rinstance, should save Mrs. 'Andsomebody
+from drowning&mdash;does she ever go in bathing?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Likely</i>, at <i>her</i> age, in <i>December</i>!" sneered
+Mary Ellen. "Try again."</p>
+
+<p>"We might hold her under water in the bath-tub
+till Giftie would fish her out," suggested
+Angel.</p>
+
+<p>It was a colourful spectacle to visualize, and we
+dallied with it a space before abandoning it as impracticable. It seemed too much to hope that
+Mrs. Handsomebody, the bath-tub and Giftie
+could all be assembled at the critical moment.</p>
+
+<p>But Mr. Watlin was not to be rebuffed. "Then
+there's burglars," he went on. "Suppose Mrs.
+'Andsomebody's valuables was to be rescued from
+a burglar for 'er. She wouldn't be able to do
+enough for a little dog that 'ad chased 'im out of
+this very scullery, f'rinstance."</p>
+
+<p>We were thrilled by hope. "But where is the
+burglar?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I could produce the burglar in a pinch.
+He's reformed but he'd undertake a little job like
+this if he know'd it was for partic'lar friends of
+mine, and not a bit of 'arm in it. Is it a go?"</p>
+
+<p>Mystery brooded over the house of Handsomebody
+all that afternoon and evening. We were
+allowed to have no finger in this portentous pie.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Watlin, with some small assistance from
+Mary Ellen, engineered the thing himself. We
+were sent to bed at the usual hour, and played at
+burglars on, and under, the bed, to while away
+the intervening hours.</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>It must have been almost midnight when our
+hearts were made to beat in our throats by such
+an uproar in the scullery, as seemed to cleave the
+darkness like a thunderbolt. Giftie appeared to
+be choking in her effort to unloose, all at once, a
+torrent of ferocious barks. A window shook,
+glass broke, a shutter slammed. Then followed a
+moment of awful silence before she settled down
+to a methodical yapping. We heard Mary Ellen
+run down the back stairs.</p>
+
+<p>We clambered out of bed, and tumbled into the
+hall. Mrs. Handsomebody was there before us,
+a gigantic shadow of her thrown on the walls by
+a candle she held unsteadily in her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Merciful Heaven!" she was saying under her
+breath. "What can have happened!" She motioned
+us to fall in behind her, and it was plain
+that, crippled as she was, she intended to interpose
+her body, in its flannel nightgown, between
+us and whatever danger lurked below. She made
+the descent clinging to the bannister, the three
+of us jostling each other in the rear, and, once,
+nearly precipitated on her back by a caper of
+Angel's on the edge of a step.</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen met us in the dining-room, her face
+pale with excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"It was a burglar in the scullery, ma'am," she
+burst out, never looking at us. "It's a mercy we
+wasn't all murthered in our beds this night&mdash;the
+windy's broke, an' the shutter's pried loose, and
+a bag full av all the things off the sideboard is
+settin' on the flure. Sure, I heard the steps av
+him runnin' full lick down the lane&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody looked at her bereft sideboard,
+and dropped into a chair with a gasp.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you <i>sure</i> he's gone?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes'm. I stuck me head out the windy and
+seen him."</p>
+
+<p>"You're a brave girl. Get me the bitters.
+Yes, and lock the door into the scullery&mdash;stay,
+what dog was it that barked?"</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen hung her head. "The dawg the
+little boys have been keepin' this bit while. It
+does no harm at all."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody's face was a mask. She
+said composedly: "Well, get the bitters and
+then bring in the dog."</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen did as she was bid.</p>
+
+<p>Enter now Giftie, tail up, ears pricked, the
+picture of conscious well-doing. She went
+straight to Mrs. Handsomebody, sniffed her
+ankles; wagged her tail in appreciation of the
+odour of the liniment that emanated from the injured
+lady; and finally sat up before her with an
+ingratiating paddling of the forepaws.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody regarded her sombrely.
+"May I ask how long you have harboured this
+stray?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just since the day ye fell, ma'am, and I was
+that upset that I was scarce in me right moind,
+and indade, it's hersilf has saved us from robbery
+and mebbe murther this night wid her barkin'."</p>
+
+<p>Giftie, tired of sitting up without reward or
+encouragement, had trotted quietly out of the
+room. She now came back waddling with importance,
+a pup in her mouth. She laid it
+at the feet of our governess as though to say&mdash;"There
+now, what do you make of that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Horrors!" cried Mrs. Handsomebody, drawing
+back, as though the puppy were a serpent.</p>
+
+<p>With a joyful kick of the heels, Giftie was off
+again. In breathless silence we waited. The
+second puppy, sleepy and squirming, was laid beside
+its brother.</p>
+
+<p>"I presume you have another?" said Mrs.
+Handsomebody in a controlled voice but gripping
+the arms of her chair.</p>
+
+<p>Giftie brought the other.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Mrs. Handsomebody!" I implored,
+"please, please, let us keep them! They're as
+good as gold, and they'd guard the house and
+everything&mdash;and maybe save you from drowning
+some time. Don't take them from us, pl-ease!"
+The Seraph, in sympathy, began to cry. Angel
+picked up his pup and held it against his breast.</p>
+
+<p>"Silence!" rapped out Mrs. Handsomebody.
+"Mary Ellen, fetch <i>The Times</i>. And just look
+in the scullery to see that all is quiet there.
+Fetch the bag left by the robber."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody sipped her bitters while
+Mary Ellen did her behests. Each of us cuddled his own puppy, and Giftie began an energetic
+search for a flea.</p>
+
+<p>Had our hearts not been in the grip of apprehension
+we should have laughed at the figure
+cut by Mary Ellen, panting under the sack of
+plate. Mr. Watlin's burglar had done his job
+well, and Mrs. Handsomebody groaned when she
+saw her most cherished possessions tumbled in
+such a reckless fashion. But not a thing was
+missing, and when they had been replaced on the
+sideboard, she turned briskly to <i>The Times</i>. She
+ran a long white finger down the Lost column.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, here we are&mdash;" she announced, complacently&mdash;"Pay
+attention, boys," and she read:</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>"<i>Reward</i> for information leading to the recovery of
+Scottish terrier, female, wearing silver collar engraved,
+Giftie, stolen or strayed from 5 Argyle Road, on November
+third. Anyone detaining after this notice will be
+prosecuted."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>"You see," exclaimed Mrs. Handsomebody,
+triumphantly, "you have made yourselves liable
+to a heavy fine, or even imprisonment, by detaining
+what is, I presume, a very valuable beast.
+Argyle Road&mdash;a very good locality&mdash;is not too
+great a distance for you to walk. In the morning,
+we shall return that dog and her&mdash;er&mdash;young,
+and I see nothing amiss in your accepting
+a suitable reward. Not a word now! No insubordination,
+mind. I won't have it. David,
+John, Alexander, listen&mdash;I am in no mood to
+be trifled with. Put down those squirming
+creatures and march to your bed!"</p>
+
+<p>Giftie's hour had struck. It was no use rebelling.
+With bitter composure, we carried our
+beloved to the scullery, and laid them on the mat
+beside their mother. It was not until we were
+safe in bed that our pent up fury broke loose;
+and we pounded the pillows, and cursed the name
+of womankind.</p>
+
+<p>Women! Tyrants! Mischievous busybodies!</p>
+
+<p>"When I'm a man," said Angel, suddenly, "I'll
+marry a woman, and I'll beat her every day."</p>
+
+<p>"Me too!" cried The Seraph, stoutly, "I'll
+mawy two&mdash;fat ones&mdash;an' beat 'em bofe."</p>
+
+<p>For myself, I was inclined for an unhampered
+bachelorhood, but it soothed my wounded spirit
+to picture these three hapless females in the grip
+of Angel and The Seraph, and the music of their
+outcries lulled me fast asleep.</p>
+
+
+<h4>IV</h4>
+
+<p>We found next morning that Mrs. Handsomebody
+and Mary Ellen had never gone back to
+bed all night, but had kept watch in the dining-room
+till daylight, when Mary Ellen had been
+dispatched to find a policeman. He was in the
+kitchen now, a commanding figure, making notes
+in a little book; and seeming to derive great benefit
+from his conversation with Mary Ellen.</p>
+
+<p>A new arrival was a wheeled-chair to convey
+Mrs. Handsomebody to 5 Argyle Road. Therefore,
+about ten o'clock, after the most exhausting
+preparations, we set out, a singular party; Mrs.
+Handsomebody enthroned in the chair, mistress
+of herself (and every one else) her black-gloved
+hands crossed on her lap; Mary Ellen, hot, straining
+over the wheeled-chair, lest her mistress get an
+unseemly bump at the crossing; Angel and I, bearing
+between us a covered hamper containing the
+three pups; while Giftie and The Seraph in the
+abandon of youth and ignorance, sported on the
+outskirts of the group.</p>
+
+<p>The way was long, and our arms ached with
+the weight of the hamper, when we stopped before
+the gate of Number 5 Argyle Road. It
+was an imposing house in its own grounds; large
+clipped trees stood about; and a bent old gardener
+was doing something to one of those, while a tall
+grey-haired woman in mannish tweeds superintended
+the work. A Scottish terrier, fit mate
+for Giftie, was digging furiously at the root of
+the tree. He discovered our presence first, and,
+before we had time to introduce ourselves, he
+and Giftie, with bristling backs, were jumping
+about one another in a sort of friendly hostility,
+and filling the air with barks of greeting. Giftie,
+then, darted for the hamper, sniffed it, ran back
+to the other Scotty, and bit him so that he yelped.
+All was confusion.</p>
+
+<p>The tall lady came toward us smiling broadly.
+She exclaimed above the din: "How can I thank
+you? I see you have brought home our little
+wanderer&mdash;Giftie, how can you treat Colin so?
+Poor Colin&mdash;lift him up, Giles, she's going to
+bite him again&mdash;I suppose there are pups in the
+hamper. Let's see, boys."</p>
+
+<p>We uncovered the hamper proudly. The
+three puppies lay curled like little sea anemones.
+Giftie tried to get in the hamper with them, but
+her mistress restrained her gently, while she
+lifted them out, one by one, and examined each,
+critically, Mrs. Handsomebody watching her all
+the while with an expression of disapproval, that
+bordered on disgust.</p>
+
+<p>The tall lady, quite oblivious to all this, seated
+herself on the ground with the puppies on her
+lap, muttering ecstatically-"Perfect beauties&mdash;what
+luck! Giftie, you're a wonder!" Whereupon
+Giftie tried to kiss her on the ear. The
+bent old gardener, brought Colin to us and made
+him shake hands, and we thought him very long-faced
+and dour after roguish Giftie.</p>
+
+<p>Presently Mrs. Handsomebody spoke in her
+most decisive tones:</p>
+
+<p>"I fear I shall take a chill if I remain in this
+damp place. Come boys. Mary Ellen, kindly
+reverse the chair!"</p>
+
+<p>The tall lady rose to her feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, please, come in and have something hot,
+and tell me all about it. And there's the reward."</p>
+
+<p>"I thank you," replied Mrs. Handsomebody,
+"I shall not venture to leave my chair. As for
+the dog, it came to us several weeks ago, when
+I was ill; hence the delay in returning it&mdash;and
+its young."</p>
+
+<p>"Your grandchildren?" questioned the tall
+lady abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>"My pupils, and, for the present, my wards,"
+replied Mrs. Handsomebody frigidly.</p>
+
+<p>"Wish I could steal them," said the lady. "If
+I'd dogs and boys too, I'd be happy. These are
+darlings." She turned to us then. "Boys, do
+you like Giftie very much?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, we love her," we chorused.</p>
+
+<p>"Would you like one of her puppies for your
+very own to keep?"</p>
+
+<p>Would we? We couldn't speak for longing.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody spoke for us.</p>
+
+<p>"I allow no pets, canine or otherwise."</p>
+
+<p>The tall lady scowled. "But these are valuable dogs."</p>
+
+<p>"All dogs are alike to me. Canines."</p>
+
+<p>The tall lady gave something between a snort
+and a sigh.</p>
+
+<p>"Would you allow them to accept a sovereign
+apiece then?"</p>
+
+<p>"That would be permissible."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be back directly," and with astonishing
+speed she ran to the house with Colin and
+Giftie barking on either side of her. It was but
+a moment till she returned and pressed a golden
+sovereign into each languid hand. The sight of
+so much bullion all at once braced us for the
+moment, and we forgot to be miserable. She
+came with us to the gate, asking a dozen questions
+about ourselves, and our father, and Giftie's
+stay with us. Giftie had to be restrained from
+following us, and with sinking hearts we kissed
+her little black nose and said good-bye.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye!" called the tall lady, "come again
+any time! Come and spend the day with us!"</p>
+
+<p>Our governess called us peremptorily. She
+was half a block in advance.</p>
+
+<p>When we reached the chair, she said, in a conciliatory tone:
+"I shall arrange for you to have
+some unusual treat from your reward, some concerts
+and lantern lectures suited to your years,
+and maybe, as the Christmas Season approaches,
+even a pantomime. What do you say?"</p>
+
+<p>I looked at the woman. Was she mad to
+imagine that such paltry, sickly treats could make
+up for the loss of three pups whose eyes were
+beginning to open? My own eyes smarted with
+tears. I looked at Mary Ellen. Two bright
+drops hung on her cheeks as she laboured behind
+the chair. I looked at Angel. He was balancing
+himself on the curb with an air of desperate
+indifference. I could hear The Seraph weeping
+as he brought up the rear.</p>
+
+<p>I lingered behind to offer him a suck of a piece
+of licorice I had. Then I saw that he had
+stopped and was hunched above the grating of a
+sewer. I could but think that his spirits had
+reached such an ebb that nothing save the contemplation
+of the foulest depths might salve his
+misery. But I was mistaken! His hand moved
+above the grating. Something flashed. Then I
+swelled my chest with pride in him. Truly, The
+Seraph was a brother to be proud of&mdash;a fellow
+of sturdy passions, not to be trifled with!</p>
+
+<p>He had chucked his sovereign down the sewer!</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch5">Chapter V: Freedom</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>Life became dull indeed after Giftie was taken
+from us. November drew on to December;
+beating rains kept us indoors for days at a time.
+Mrs. Handsomebody had a horror of wet feet.
+With faces pressed against streaming window
+panes, we watched for the blurred progress of
+the lamplighter down the street, as the one excitement
+of the day. Even our friend the Bishop
+deserted us and went for a long stay in the south
+of France. Angel developed a sore throat just
+before Christmas so we had no part in the Christmas
+music in the Cathedral. The toy pistols
+sent by our father did not arrive till a fortnight
+after Christmas, and when they did arrive,
+the joy of possessing them was short-lived,
+for after Angel had cracked a pane of
+glass with his, and I had hit Mary Ellen on
+the ear, so that it was swollen and red for days,
+Mrs. Handsomebody confiscated them all as
+dangerous weapons to be kept till we were beyond
+her control.</p>
+
+<p>She gave us each a new prayer book illustrated
+by pictures from the Gospel. I coloured the
+pictures in mine with crayons, and got my hands
+rulered for it; Angel traded his with one of the
+choir boys for a catapult which he successfully
+kept in concealment, with occasional forays on
+back alley cats. The Seraph was immensely
+pleased with his. He carried it about in his
+blouse, producing it, now and again, for reference,
+with pretended solemnity. His manner
+became unbearably clerical. I think he felt himself,
+at least, a Canon.</p>
+
+<p>The winter wore on, and we became pale and
+peevish from lack of air, when all our little world
+was quickened by the coming of the telegram.</p>
+
+<p>It had come while we were at lessons. Angel
+and I were standing before our governess with
+our hands behind our backs, when Mary Ellen
+burst in at the door. I had been stumbling over
+the names of the Channel Islands, and I stopped
+with my mouth open, relieved to see Mrs. Handsomebody's
+look of indignation raised from my
+face to that of Mary Ellen.</p>
+
+<p>"Is that the way I have instructed you to
+enter the room where I sit?" asked Mrs. Handsomebody
+sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"Lord, no, ma'am," gasped Mary Ellen, "but
+it's a telegram I've brung for ye, an' I thought
+as it was likely bad news, ye wouldn't want to be
+kept waitin' while I'd rap at the dure!" She
+presented the bit of paper between a wet thumb
+and forefinger.</p>
+
+<p>"You may take your seats," said Mrs. Handsomebody
+coldly, to us.</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I slipped into our places at the
+long book-littered table, on either side of The
+Seraph. We were thus placed, in order that
+his small plump person should prove an obstacle
+to familiar intercourse between Angel and myself
+during school hours; and, as our intercourse
+usually took the form of punches in the short
+ribs, or wet paper pellets aimed at an unoffending
+nose, The Seraph was frequently the recipient
+of such pleasantries. He bore them with good
+humour and stoicism.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll bet anything," whispered Angel, over The
+Seraph's curls, "that it's a telegram from father
+saying that he's coming to fetch us! Wouldn't
+that be jolly? And she's waxy about it too&mdash;see
+how white she's gone!"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody rose.</p>
+
+<p>"Boys," she said, in her most frigid manner,
+"owing to news of a sudden bereavement, I shall
+not be able to continue your lessons today&mdash;nor
+tomorrow. You will, I hope, make the most
+of the time intervening. You were in a shocking
+state of unpreparedness both in History and
+Geography this morning. Keep your little
+brother out of mischief, and <i>remember</i>," raising
+her long forefinger, "you are not, under any consideration,
+to leave the premises during my absence.
+As I have a great responsibility on your
+account, I wish to be certain that you are not endangering
+yourselves in the street. When I return
+we shall undertake some long walks."</p>
+
+<p>Picking up the telegram from the floor where
+it had fallen, Mrs. Handsomebody slowly left
+the room, and closed the door behind her.</p>
+
+<p>"She's always jawing about her responsibility,"
+muttered Angel resentfully. "Why don't she let
+us run about like other boys 'stead of mewing us
+up like a parcel of girls? I'll be shot if I stand it!"</p>
+
+<p>"What <i>are</i> the Channel Islands anyhow?" I
+asked to change the subject. "I'd just got to
+Jersey, Guernsey, when I got stuck."</p>
+
+<p>"Jersey, Guernsey, Sweater, Sock and Darn,"
+replied my elder, emphasizing the last named.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Was</i> the telegram from father?" interrupted
+The Seraph. "Is he comin' home?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, silly," replied Angel. "Some one belonging
+to Mrs. Handsomebody is dead. She's goin'
+to the funeral, I s'pose. Whoever can it be,
+John? Didn't know <i>she</i> had any people."</p>
+
+<p>"A whole day away," I mused, "it has never
+happened before."</p>
+
+<p>I looked at Angel, and Angel looked at me&mdash;such
+looks as might be exchanged by lion cubs in
+captivity. We remembered our old home with
+its stretch of green lawn, the dogs, the stable
+with the sharp sweet smell of hay, and the
+pigeons, sliding and "rooketty-cooing" on the
+roof. Here, the windows of our schoolroom
+looked out on a planked back yard, and our
+daily walks with Mrs. Handsomebody were
+dreary outings indeed.</p>
+
+<p>Of a sudden Angel threw his Geography into
+the air. His brown eyes were sparkling.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll make a day of it, Lieutenant," he cried,
+slapping me on the shoulder. He always called
+me Lieutenant where mischief was a-foot. "Such
+a day as <i>never</i> was! We'll do every blessed
+thing we're s'posed not to! Most of all&mdash;we'll
+<i>run the streets</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>At that instant, Mary Ellen opened the door
+and put her rosy face in.</p>
+
+<p>"She do be packin' her bag, byes," she
+whispered, "she's takin' the eliven o'clock train,
+an' she won't be back till tomorrow at noon.
+Now what d'ye think o' that? She's awful
+quate, but she's niver spilt a tear fer him that I
+could spot."</p>
+
+<p>"For who?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, her brother to be sure. It's him that's
+dead. It's a attack of brownkitis that's carried
+him off so suddint. Her only brother an'&mdash;yes,
+ma'a'm, I'm comin'," her broad face disappeared,
+"I was on'y tellin' the young gintlemen to be
+nice an' quate while I git their dinner ready.
+Will they be havin' the cold mutten from yisterday
+ma'a'm?" Her voice trailed down the
+hall.</p>
+
+<p>Presently we heard the front door close. We
+raced to the top of the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>"Is she gone?" we whispered, peering over
+the bannister into the hall below. But, of course,
+she was gone, else Mary Ellen would never dare
+to stand thus in the open doorway, gaping up
+and down the street! We slid recklessly down
+the hand-rail. It was the first infringement of
+rules&mdash;the wig was on the green! We crowded
+about Mary Ellen in the doorway, sniffing the
+air.</p>
+
+<p>"Och, it's a bad lot ye are!" said she, taking
+The Seraph under the arms and swinging him out
+over the steps, "shure it's small wonder the missus
+is strict wid ye, else ye'd be ridin' rough-shod over
+her as ye do over me! It's jist man-nature, mind
+ye&mdash;ye can't help it!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's not man-nature to be mewed up as
+she does us," said Angel, swaggering, "and, I
+don't know what you mean to do, Mary Ellen,
+but <i>we</i> mean to take a day off, so there!" He
+nodded his curly head defiantly at her.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, listen here, byes," said Mary Ellen,
+turning sober all of a sudden, and shutting the
+door, "you come right out to the kitchen wid me,
+an' we'll talk this thing over. I've got a word
+to say to ye."</p>
+
+<p>She led the way down the hall and through the
+dining-room with its atmosphere of haircloth, into
+the more friendly kitchen, where even the oppressions
+of Mrs. Handsomebody could not quite subdue
+the bounding spirits of Mary Ellen.</p>
+
+<p>Angel sallied to the cupboard. "Bother!" he
+said, discontentedly, investigating the cake-box,
+"that same old seedy-cake! Won't you <i>please</i>
+make us a treat today, Mary Ellen? Jam tarts
+or some sticky sort of cake like you see in the pastry
+shop window."</p>
+
+<p>"That's the very thing I was goin' to speak
+about, my dear," Mary Ellen replied, "if ye'll jist
+howld yer horses." Before proceeding, she cut
+us each, herself included, a slice of the seed cake,
+and, when we were all munching (save Angel, who
+was busy picking the seeds out of his cake) she
+went on&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Now, as well ye know, I've worked here
+manny a long month, and I've had followers
+a-plinty, yit there's noan o' thim I like the same
+as Mr. Watlin, the butcher's young man, an' it
+makes me blush wid shame, whin I think that
+after all the pippermints, an' gum drops, an' jawbone
+breakers he's give me, not to speak of
+minsthral shows an' rides on the tram-cars, an'
+I've niver given him so much as a cup o' tay in this
+kitchen. Not <i>wan</i> cup o' tay, mind ye!"</p>
+
+<p>We shook our heads commiseratingly. Angel
+flicked his last caraway seed at her&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well," he said, with a wink, "you gave him
+something better than tea&mdash;I saw you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, well, my dear," replied Mary Ellen, without
+smiling, "a man that do be boardin' all the
+time likes a little attintion sometimes&mdash;an' a taste
+o' home cookin'. Now hark to my plan. I mane
+to have a little feast of oyster stew, an' cake, an'
+coffee, an' the like this very night, fer Mr. Watlin
+an' me, an' yersilves. You kin have yours in the
+dining-room like little gintlemen, an' him an' me'll
+ate in the kitchen here. Thin, after the supper,
+ye kin come out an' hear Mr. Watlin play on the
+fiddle. He plays somethin' grand, havin' larned
+off the best masters. It'll be a rale treat fer ye!
+The missus 'll niver be the wiser, an' we'll all git
+a taste o' <i>freedom</i>, d'ye see?"</p>
+
+<p>We were unanimous in our approval, The Seraph
+expressing his by a somersault.</p>
+
+<p>"But," said Angel, "there's just one thing,
+Mary Ellen; if there's going to be a party you
+and Mr. Watlin have got to have yours in the
+dining-room the same as us. It'll be ever so much
+jollier, and more like a real party."</p>
+
+<p>"Thrue fer ye, Master Angel!" cried Mary
+Ellen heartily, "sure, there's noan o' the stiff-neck
+about ye, an' ye'll git yer fill av oysters an' cake
+fer that, mark my words! As fer my Mr.
+Watlin, there ain't a claner, smarter feller to be
+found annywheres. But, oh, if the mistress was
+to find it out&mdash;" she turned pale with apprehension.</p>
+
+<p>"How could she?" we assured her. Every curtain
+would be drawn, and, besides, Mrs. Handsomebody
+was not intimate with her neighbours.</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen gave us our cold mutton and rice
+pudding that day in free and easy fashion. She
+did not place the dishes and cutlery with that
+mathematical precision demanded of her by Mrs.
+Handsomebody, but scattered them over the cloth
+in a promiscuous way that we found very exhilarating.
+And, instead of Mrs. Handsomebody's
+austere figure dominating our repast, there was
+Mary Ellen, resting her red knuckles on the table-cloth,
+and fairly bubbling over with plans for the
+prospective entertainment of her lover! Our
+hearts went out to the good girl and her Mr. Watlin.
+We began to think of him as a dear friend.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, my dears," said she, when the meal was
+over, "take yourselves off while I clane up and do
+my shoppin', but fer pity's sake, don't lave the
+front garden, fer if annything was to happen to
+ye&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Angel cut her short with&mdash;"None of that Mary
+Ellen! This is <i>our</i> day too, and we shall do
+what we jolly well please!" He completed his
+protest by throwing himself bodily on the stout
+domestic, and The Seraph and I, though we had
+eaten to repletion, followed his example. Mary
+Ellen, howbeit, was a match for the three of us,
+and bundled us out of the side entrance into the
+laneway, triumphantly locking the door upon us.</p>
+
+<p>Without a look behind, we scampered to the
+street, and then stood still, staring at each other,
+dazzled by the vista that opened up before us&mdash;what
+to do with these glorious hours of freedom!</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>It was one of those late February days, when
+Nature, after months of frozen disregard for
+man, of a sudden smiles, and you see that her face
+has grown quite young, and that she is filled with
+gracious intent towards you. The bare limbs of
+the chestnut trees before the house looked shiny
+against the dim blue of the sky; they seemed to
+strain upward toward the light and warmth. A
+score of sparrows were busy on the roadway.</p>
+
+<p>After all, it was The Seraph who made the first
+dash, who took the bit in his milk-teeth, as it were;
+and, without a by-your-leave, strutted across the
+strip of sod to the road, and so set forth. He
+carried his head very high, and he would now and
+then shake it in that manner peculiar to the equine
+race. Angel and I followed closely with occasional caracoles, and cavortings, and scornful
+blowings through the nostrils. All three shied at
+a lamp-post. It needed no second glance to perceive
+that we were mettlesome steeds out for exercise,
+and feeling our oats.</p>
+
+<p>A very old gentleman with an umbrella and top
+hat saw us. He rushed to the curb waving his
+umbrella and crying, "Whoa, whoa," but we only
+arched our proud necks and broke into a gallop.
+How the pavement echoed under our flying hoofs!
+How warmly the sun glistened on our sleek coats!
+How pleasant the jingling sound of the harness
+and the smell of the harness oil!</p>
+
+<p>We left the decorous street we knew so
+well, and turned into narrow and untidy Henwood
+street. Shabby houses and shops were jumbled
+promiscuously together, and the pavement was
+full of holes. From the far end of it came the
+joyous tones of a hand-organ, vibrating on the
+early afternoon air. The eaves on the sunny
+side of the street were dripping. A fishmonger's
+shop sent forth its robust odour. The scarlet of
+a lobster caught our eyes as we flew past.</p>
+
+<p>Could it be possible that the player of the organ
+was our old friend Tony, to whose monkey
+we had often handed our coppers through the
+palings?</p>
+
+<p>We were horses no longer. Who had time for
+such pretence when Tony was grinding out "White
+Wings" with all his might? Angel and I took to
+the side-walk and ran with all speed, leaving the
+poor little Seraph pumping away in the rear, not
+quite certain whether he was horse or boy, but
+determined not to be outdistanced.</p>
+
+<p>It was indeed Tony, and his white teeth
+gleamed when he saw us coming, and his eyebrows
+went up to his hat brim at sight of us bareheaded
+and alone, who always handed our coppers
+through the palings. And Anita, the monkey,
+was there, looking rather pale and sickly after the
+long Winter, but full of pluck, grinning, as she
+doffed her gold-braided hat.</p>
+
+<p>Angel and The Seraph rarely had any money.
+The little allowance father gave us through Mrs.
+Handsomebody, burnt a hole in their pockets till
+it was expended on toffee or marshmallows. But
+I was made of different stuff, and by the end of
+the week, I was the financial strength of the trio.
+It was I, who now fished out a penny which Angel
+snatched from me. He craved the joy of the
+giver, and chuckled when Anita's small pink palm
+closed over the coin. But I was too happy to
+quarrel with him. Every one seemed in good-humour
+that day. Windows were pushed up and
+small change tossed out, or dropped in Anita's
+cup as she perched, chattering, on the sill. A
+stout grocer in his white apron gave her a little
+pink biscuit to nibble. Half-grown girls lolled
+on the handles of perambulators to listen, while
+their charges pulled faces of fear at the supple
+Anita.</p>
+
+<p>We three sat on the curb close to the organ,
+our small heads reeling with the melodies that
+thundered from it. When Tony moved on, we
+rose and followed him. At the next corner he
+rested his organ on its one leg and looked down
+at us.</p>
+
+<p>"You betta go home," he admonished, "your
+mamma not like."</p>
+
+<p>"We're going to run the streets today," I said,
+manfully, "Mrs. Handsomebody is away at a
+funeral."</p>
+
+<p>"A funer-al," repeated Tony, "she know&mdash;about
+dis?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;" I replied, "but Mary Ellen does."</p>
+
+<p>"She a beeg lady&mdash;dis Marie Ellen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes. She's awfully big. Bigger than
+you, and strong&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, all right," said Tony, "but don' you get
+los'." We helped him to carry the organ. It
+was a new one he said, and very expensive to
+hire. We asked him endless questions we had
+always been wanting to ask&mdash;about Italy, and
+his parents, and sisters, and we told him about
+father in South America, and about the party
+that night for Mr. Watlin.</p>
+
+<p>From street to street we wandered till we were
+gloriously and irrevocably lost. Angel and I
+helped to grind the organ and The Seraph even
+presented himself at doors with Anita's little tin
+cup in his hand. And either because he was so
+little or his eyelashes were so long, he never
+came back empty-handed. Tony seemed well
+content with our company.</p>
+
+<p>So the afternoon sped on. Narrow alleys we
+played in, and wide streets, and once we passed
+through a crowded thoroughfare where we had
+to hug close to the organ, and once we met Tony's
+brother Salvator, who gave us each a long red
+banana.</p>
+
+<p>At last Tony, looking down at us with a smile,
+said:</p>
+
+<p>"Jus' one more tune here, then I tak' you
+home. See? De sun's gettin' low and dat little
+one's gettin' tired. I tak' you home in a minute."</p>
+
+<p>We, remembering the party, were nothing
+loath. Poor Mary Ellen would be in a state by
+now, and our legs had almost given out.</p>
+
+<p>This street was a quiet one. At the corner
+some untidy little girls danced on the pavement,
+while a group of boys stood by, loafing against
+the window of a small liquor shop, and occasionally
+scattering the girls by some threat of
+hair-pulling or kissing.</p>
+
+<p>The western sky was saffron. The eaves,
+that had been dripping all day, now wore silent
+rows of icicles. Possibly the little girls danced
+to keep warm. The Seraph began to whimper.</p>
+
+<p>"This air stwikes cold on my legs," he murmured.</p>
+
+<p>I sat down beside him on the curb, and we
+snuggled together for warmth.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind, old sport," I whispered cheerily.
+"Just think of the goodies Mary Ellen's
+making for us! Pretty soon we'll be home."</p>
+
+<p>While I strove to revive The Seraph's flagging
+spirits, Angel had strolled along the street
+to watch the little girls. He had an eye for the
+gentle sex even when their fairness was disguised
+by dirty pinafores and stiff pigtails. I did not
+see what happened, but above the noise of the
+organ I heard first, shouts of derision and anger,
+and then my brother's voice crying out in pain.</p>
+
+<p>I pushed aside the clinging Seraph and ran to
+where I saw the two groups melted into one about
+a pair of combatants. The little girls parted
+to let me through. I saw then that the contending
+parties were Angel and a boy whose
+tousled head was fully six inches above my
+brother's. He had gripped Angel by the back
+of the neck with one hand, while with the other
+he struck blows that sounded horrible to me.
+Angel was hitting out wildly. When the boy
+saw me, he hooked his leg behind Angel's and
+threw him on his back with deadly ease, at the
+same time administering a kick in the stomach.
+He turned then to me with a leer.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, pretty," he simpered, "does yer want
+some too? I s'y fellers, 'ere's another Hangel
+comin' fer 'is dose. Put up yer little 'ooks then;
+an' I'll give yer two black 'osses an' a red driver!
+Aw, come on, sissy!"</p>
+
+<p>I tried to remember what father had said
+about fighting. "Don't clutch and don't paw.
+Strike out from the shoulder like a gentleman."
+So, while the boy was talking, I struck out from
+the shoulder right on the end of his nose with
+my shut fist.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever things I may achieve, never, ah,
+never shall I experience a thrill of triumph equal
+to that which made my blood dance when I saw
+a trickle&mdash;a goodly, rich red trickle!&mdash;of blood
+spurt from the bully's nose.</p>
+
+<p>"Ow! Ow! Wesley! Oo's got a red
+driver on 'is own?" shouted his comrades.
+"Plug aw'y little 'un!"</p>
+
+<p>He snarled horribly, showing his big front
+teeth. I could feel his breath hot on my face as
+he clutched me round the neck. I could see some
+boys holding Angel back, I could hear The
+Seraph's wail of "John! John!" Then, simultaneously
+there came a blow on my own nose, and
+a grasping of my collar, and a shaking that freed
+us of each other, for I was clutching him with
+fury equal to his own.</p>
+
+<p>A minute passed before I could regain possession
+of myself. The street reeled, the organ
+seemed to be grinding in my own head, and yet
+I found that it was not playing at all, for there
+was Tony with it on his back, looking anxiously
+into my face, and firing a volley of invective after
+the big boy, who was retreating with his mates.</p>
+
+<p>I looked up at the owner of the hand which
+still held my collar. He was a very thin young
+man with a pale face and quiet grey eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Tony began to offer incoherent explanations.</p>
+
+<p>"But who are they?" demanded the young
+man, "they don't seem to belong to this street."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, no," reiterated Tony, "dey are little
+fr-riends of mine&mdash;dey come for a walk with
+me. Oh, I shall get into some trouble for dis,
+I tink! It was all dose damn boys dat bully
+heem, an' when I would run to help, dere was
+my Anita lef' on da organ, an' I mus' not lose
+her!"</p>
+
+<p>"It's all right," I explained to the young man,
+"we were just spending the afternoon with Tony,
+and it wasn't his fault we got to fighting, and&mdash;and
+did I do very badly please? Did you notice
+whether I pawed or not?"</p>
+
+<p>"By George!" said the young man, "you made
+the claret flow!"</p>
+
+<p>"It took two of them to hold me or I'd have
+got back at him," said Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"It took fwee o' them to hold <i>me</i>," piped
+The Seraph, "or I'd have punched evwybody!"</p>
+
+<p>"How did it start?" enquired the young man.</p>
+
+<p>"That biggest one asked me my name," replied
+Angel, "and before I thought I'd said,
+'Angel,' and that started them. Of course my
+real name is David, but I forgot for the moment."</p>
+
+<p>"Pet names <i>are</i> a nuisance sometimes," said
+the young man, smiling, "I had one once. It
+was John Peel. But no one calls me that now."</p>
+
+<p>"I will tak' dem home now," interrupted Tony.
+"Come," taking The Seraph's hand, "dere will
+be no more running da street for you little boys!"</p>
+
+<p>"I'll walk along, too," said the young man,
+"I've nothing else to do."</p>
+
+<p>I strode along at his side greatly elated. I
+was as hot as fire, and some of the gamin's
+blood was still on my hand. I cherished it
+secretly.</p>
+
+<p>Although the young man had quiet, even sad,
+eyes, it turned out that he was wonderfully interesting.
+He had travelled considerably, and
+had even visited South America, yet he could not
+have been an engineer like father, building railroads,
+for he looked very poor.</p>
+
+<p>I was sorry when we reached Mrs. Handsomebody's
+front door.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-bye," he said, holding out his hand.</p>
+
+<p>But a happy thought struck me. I told him
+about Mary Ellen's party. "And," I hurried
+on, "there'll be oysters and coffee and all sorts
+of good things to eat, and we'd like most awfully
+to have you join us if you will. Mary Ellen
+would be proud to entertain a friend of ours.
+Wouldn't she Angel?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and Tony can come too!" cried Angel.
+"We'll have a <i>regular</i> party!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes, I will come to da party," said Tony,
+quickly, "I am vera hungry. You will egsplain
+to Mees Marie Ellen, yes?"</p>
+
+<p>"John can 'splain <i>anything</i>," put in The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, please come!" I pleaded, dragging the
+young man down the side passage. He suffered
+himself to be led as far as the back entrance,
+but, once there, he halted.</p>
+
+<p>"Tony and I shall wait here," he said, "and
+you'll go in and send your Mary Ellen out to
+inspect us. We shall see what she thinks of
+such a surprise party before we venture in, eh,
+Tony?" He gave a queer little laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, yes," said Tony, "I will leave da organ
+out sida, but Anita mus' come in. She is vera
+good monk in a party."</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>We three entered breathlessly. Who can describe
+the babble of our explanations and appeals
+to Mary Ellen's hospitality, and her reproaches
+for the fright we had given her? Howbeit,
+when the first clamour subsided, we perceived
+that Mary Ellen's Mr. Watlin was ensconced
+behind the stove, looking tremendously dressed
+up and embarrassed. He now came forward
+and shook each of us by the hand, quite enveloping
+our little paws in a great expanse of warm thick
+flesh, smelling of scented soap.</p>
+
+<p>The greetings over, Mary Ellen and he conferred
+for a moment in the corner, then Mr.
+Watlin creaked across the kitchen on tiptoe (I
+fancy he could not yet bring himself to believe
+in Mrs. Handsomebody's entire absence from
+the house) and disappeared through the outer
+door into the yard where the young man and
+Tony and Anita waited.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," said Mary Ellen, sternly, "ye've just
+got to abide by Mr. Watlin's decision. If he
+says they're passable, why, in they come, an' if
+he gives 'em their walkin' ticket, well an' good,
+an' not a squeak out o' ye. I've had about
+enough o' yer actions for wan day!"</p>
+
+<p>"But he's a gentleman, Mary Ellen!" I insisted.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, an' the monkey's a lady, no doubt! I
+know the kind!" I had never seen Mary Ellen
+so sour.</p>
+
+<p>But our fears for our friends were set at rest,
+for at that instant, the door opened and Mr.
+Watlin entered, followed by the young man and
+Tony, with Anita perching on his shoulder.
+Mary Ellen could not refrain from a broad
+smile at the spectacle. The kitchen was filled
+with delightful odours. The spirits of everyone
+seemed to rise at a bound.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-evening to ye, Tony," said Mary Ellen,
+and then she turned to our new friend.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know how you call yourself, sir," she
+said, bluntly.</p>
+
+<p>"You may call me Harry, if you will," he replied,
+after a slight hesitation.</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen, with a keen look at him, said,
+"Won't you sit down, sir? The victuals will be
+on the table in the dining-room directly. Mr.
+Watlin, would ye mind givin' me a hand with
+them dish-covers?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Watlin assisted Mary Ellen deftly, and
+with an air of proprietorship. He was a stout
+young man with a blond pompadour, and a
+smooth-shaven ruddy face. As soon as an opportunity
+offered, I asked him whether he had
+brought his fiddle. He smiled enigmatically.</p>
+
+<p>"You shall see wot you shall see, and 'ear wot
+you shall 'ear," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>In time the great tureen (Mrs. Handsomebody's
+silver plated one) was on the table and
+the guests were bidden to "sit in." Mary Ellen,
+full of dignity, seated herself in Mrs. Handsomebody's
+place behind the coffee urn, while Mr.
+Watlin drew forward the heavy armchair, which
+since the demise of Mr. Handsomebody, had
+been occupied by no one save the Unitarian minister
+when he took tea with us. Angel and The
+Seraph and I were ranged on one side of the table,
+and Tony and Harry on the other. Anita sat
+on the chair behind Tony, and every now and
+again she would push her head under his arm
+and peer shyly over the table, or reach with a
+thin little claw toward a morsel of food he was
+raising to his mouth.</p>
+
+<p>It would be impossible to conceive of seven
+people with finer appetites, or of a hostess more
+determined that her guests should do themselves
+injury from over-eating. Although two of our
+company were unexpected, there was more than
+enough for every one. The oysters were followed
+by a Bedfordshire pudding, potatoes, cold
+ham, celery, several sorts of pastry, oranges and
+coffee. It was when we reached the lighter portion
+of the feast that tongues were unloosed,
+and conviviality bloomed like an exotic flower in
+Mrs. Handsomebody's dining-room.</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen placed a plateful of scraps on the
+floor before Anita.</p>
+
+<p>She said, "That ought to stand to her, pore
+thing! She do be awful ganted."</p>
+
+<p>"These 'ere fancies is wot tikes me," said Mr.
+Watlin, helping himself to his third lemon turnover.
+"Sub-stantial food is all right. I
+shouldn't care to do without meat and the like,
+but it's the fancies that seems to tickle all the
+w'y down. Sub-stantial foods is like hugs, but
+fancies might come under the 'ead of kisses&mdash;you
+don't know when you get enough on 'em,
+hey Tony? You lika da kiss?"</p>
+
+<p>Tony turned up his palms.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, no, dey are not for a poor fella lak
+me!"</p>
+
+<p>"Watlin," said Harry, "did you say you were
+a Kent man?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, from Kent, the garden of England."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you related to Carrot Bill Watlin, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Carrot Bill!" shouted Mr. Watlin, "Carrot
+Bill! Am I related to 'im? W'y 'e's my uncle,
+'e is! And do you know 'im then?"</p>
+
+<p>"I've seen him hundreds of times," said Harry.</p>
+
+<p>"There never was such a feller as Carrot Bill,"
+said Mr. Watlin, turning to us, "there ain't nobody
+in Kent can bunch carrots like 'im. W'y,
+truck-men from all over the county brings their
+carrots to Bill to be bunched, afore they tikes
+'em to Covent Garden Market! 'E trims 'em
+down just so, an' fits 'em together till you'd think
+they'd growed in bunches. An' they look that
+'andsome that they bring a penny more a bunch.
+An' to fancy you know 'im&mdash;well I never! Wot
+nime was it you said?"</p>
+
+<p>"Harry."</p>
+
+<p>"Ow, I meant your surnime."</p>
+
+<p>"Smith," said Harry, shortly.</p>
+
+<p>"Smith," meditated Mr. Watlin, "I know
+several Smiths in Kent. You're likely one on
+'em. Well, I must shake 'ands with you for the
+sake of Carrot Bill." He reached across the
+table and grasped Harry's hand in a hearty
+shake. Thereupon we drank a health to Carrot
+Bill in bottled beer; and this was followed by a
+toast to Mrs. Handsomebody, which somehow
+subdued us a little.</p>
+
+<p>"'Er brother is dead you s'y," reflected Mr.
+Watlin, "and 'ow hold a man might 'e be?"</p>
+
+<p>"Blessed if I know," replied Mary Ellen, "but
+he was years an' years younger than her. She
+brought him up, and from what I can find out,
+he turned out pretty bad."</p>
+
+<p>"Tck, tck." Mr. Watlin was moved. "It
+was very sad for the lidy, but 'e's dead now,
+poor chap! We must speak no ill of the dead."</p>
+
+<p>"It's a vewy bad fing to be dead," interposed
+The Seraph, sententiously, "you can't eat, you
+can't dwink, an' you just fly 'wound an' 'wound,
+lookin' for somefing to light on!"</p>
+
+<p>"Right-o, young gentleman!" said Mr. Watlin,
+"and put as couldn't be better. And the
+moral is, mike the most of our time wot's left!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, fer my part," sighed Mary Ellen, "I've
+et so hearty, I feel like as though I'd a horse settin'
+on my stomick! Sure I don't know how to
+move."</p>
+
+<p>"A little pinch of bi-carbonate of soder will
+hease that, my dear," said her lover.</p>
+
+<p>"Please, <i>did</i> you bring your fiddle, Mr. Watlin?"
+pleaded Angel, "won't you play now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, I lof da fiddle!" said Tony, caressing
+Anita's little head.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Watlin, thus importuned, disappeared for
+a space into the back hall, whence he finally
+emerged in his shirt sleeves, carrying the violin
+under his arm. We drew our chairs together
+at one end of the room, and watched him as he
+tuned the instrument, frowning sternly the while.</p>
+
+<p>"Lydies and gentleman," said he, "I 'ope
+you'll pardon me appearing before you in my
+waistcoat. I must not be 'ampered you see, wen
+I manipulate the bow. I must 'ave freedom.
+It's a grand thing freedom! Ah!"</p>
+
+<p>"He's gone as far as he can go on the fiddle,"
+explained Mary Ellen to the company. "Someday
+he'll give up the butchering business and take
+to music thorough."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Watlin now, with the violin tucked under
+his chin, began to play in a very spirited manner.
+Our pulses beat time to lively polka and schottische
+while Mr. Watlin tapped on the carpet
+with his large foot as he played. Mary Ellen
+was wild for a dance, she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Get up and 'ave a gow, then," encouraged
+Mr. Watlin, "you and 'Arry there!" But she,
+for some reason, would not, and Harry was not
+urgent.</p>
+
+<p>"I can play da fiddle a little," said Tony, as
+our artist paused for a rest.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Watlin clapped him good-humouredly on
+the shoulder. "Go to it then, my boy, give us
+your little tune! I'm out of form tonight, anyw'y."
+He pushed the violin patronizingly into
+Tony's brown hands.</p>
+
+<p>The Italian took it, oh, so lovingly, and, with
+an apologetic glance at Mr. Watlin, he tuned
+the strings to a different pitch. Anita climbed
+to the back of his neck.</p>
+
+<p>Then came music, flooding, trickling, laughing,
+from the bow of Tony! Italy you could see;
+and little, half-naked children, playing in the
+sleepy street! You could hear the tinkle of
+donkey bells, and the cooing of pigeons; you could
+see Tony's home as he was seeing it, and hear his
+sisters singing. It was Spring in Tuscany.</p>
+
+<p>The theme grew sad. It sang of loneliness.
+A lost child was wandering through the forest,
+who could not find his mother. It was very
+dark beneath the fir trees, and the wind made
+the boy shiver. His cry of&mdash;Mother!
+Mother! echoed in my heart and would not be
+hushed. I hid my face in the hollow of my arm
+and sobbed bitterly.</p>
+
+<p>The music ceased. Harry had me in his arms.</p>
+
+<p>"What's wrong, old fellow, was it something
+in Tony's music that hurt?"</p>
+
+<p>I nodded, clinging to him.</p>
+
+<p>"It's 'igh time 'e was in bed," said Mr. Watlin,
+taking the fiddle brusquely from the Italian's
+hands, "'e don't fancy doleful ditties, an' no more
+do I, hey Johnnie?"</p>
+
+<p>Tony only smiled at me. "I tink you like my
+music," he said.</p>
+
+<p>Harry now announced rather hurriedly that
+he must be going, and after he had said good-night
+to every one, and thanked Mary Ellen in a
+very manly way, he still kept my hand in his,
+and, together, we passed out of doors.</p>
+
+<p>It was frosty cold. The air came gratefully
+to my hot cheeks. Harry stared up at the stars
+in silence for a moment, then he said:</p>
+
+<p>"I want to tell you something, John, before
+I go. I don't know just how to make you understand.
+But I&mdash;I'm not the loafer you think I
+am&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"No one but a loafer or a sponge would do
+what I've done tonight," he persisted, "but I
+came here because I like you little chaps so well&mdash;and&mdash;because&mdash;I
+was so infernally hungry.
+I hadn't eaten since last night, you know, and
+when I heard about the oysters and coffee, I just
+couldn't refuse, and&mdash;I came."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm sorry," I said, "I'm sorry, Harry!
+I like you awfully!"</p>
+
+<p>I gave him my hand and, hearing the voices
+of Mr. Watlin and Tony, he hurried to the street.</p>
+
+<p>I stumbled sleepily into the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>"Och, do go to bed, Masther John!" exclaimed
+Mary Ellen, "you're as white as a cloth!
+Well, if you're sick tomorrow, ye must jist grin
+an' bear it! An' sure we <i>have</i> had a day of it,
+haven't we? Thim oysters was the clane thing!"</p>
+
+
+<h4>IV</h4>
+
+<p>She followed us to the foot of the stairs with
+a lamp. The shadows of the bannisters raced
+up the wall ahead of us, as she moved away.
+The Seraph gripped the back of my blouse. We
+stopped at the door of Mrs. Handsomebody's
+bedroom. Like Mrs. Handsomebody, it towered
+above us, pale and forbidding.</p>
+
+<p>"I dare you," said Angel, "to open it and stick
+your head in."</p>
+
+<p>I was too drowsy to be timid. I turned the
+handle and opened the door far enough to insert
+my round tow head.</p>
+
+<p>The room was unutterably still. A pale bluish
+light filtered through the long white curtains.
+The ghostly bed awaited its occupant. The door
+of a tall wardrobe stood open&mdash;did something
+stir inside? I withdrew my head and closed
+the door. Now I remembered that the room
+had smelled of black kid gloves. I shuddered.</p>
+
+<p>"You were afraid!" jeered Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Not I. It was nothing to do."</p>
+
+<p>But when we were safe in bed and Mary Ellen
+had come and put out our light, I lay a-thinking
+of the empty room. Strange, when people went
+away and left you, how Something stayed behind!
+A shadowy, wistful something, that
+smelled of kid gloves!</p>
+
+<p>We slept till ten next morning. Mary Ellen
+superintended our baths. We were in a state
+to behold, she said, and she was apprehensive
+lest Mrs. Handsomebody should observe my
+swollen nose, for the big boy's fist had somewhat
+enlarged that unobtrusive feature.</p>
+
+<p>"Jist say ye've a bit of feverish cold if she
+remarks it," she cautioned, "people often swells
+up wid colds."</p>
+
+<p>We ate our bread and strawberry jam and milk
+from one end of the dining table. We heaped
+the bread with sugar, and stirred the jam into
+our milk. After breakfast, we played at knights
+and robbers in the schoolroom. It was a raw
+morning, and a Scotch mist dimmed the window
+pane.</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I were in the midst of a terrific fight
+over a princess whom he was bearing off to his robber
+cave (The Seraph, draped in a chenille table-cover,
+impersonating the princess) when we were
+interrupted by the tinkle of the dinner bell.</p>
+
+<p>How the morning had flown! Had she returned
+then? Was the funeral over? Had she
+heard our shouts? We descended the stairs with
+some misgivings and entered the dining-room in
+single file.</p>
+
+<p>Yes, she was there, standing by the table, her
+black dress looking blacker than ever! After
+a dry little kiss on each of our foreheads, she
+motioned us to seat ourselves, and took her own
+accustomed place behind the tea things. There
+was a solemn click of knives and forks. Mary
+Ellen waited on us primly. It was not to be
+thought that this was the same room in which
+we had feasted so uproariously on the night
+previous.</p>
+
+<p>Yet I stared at Mrs. Handsomebody and marvelled
+that she should suspect nothing. Did she
+get no whiff of the furry smell of Anita? Did
+no faint echo of Tony's music disturb her
+thoughts? What were her thoughts? Deep
+ones I was sure, for her brow was knit. Was
+she thinking of that brother on whom the Scotch
+mist was falling so remorselessly?</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph was speaking.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a vewy bad fing to be dead," he was saying
+reminiscently&mdash;, "you can't eat, you can't
+dwink, an' you jus' fly awound lookin' for somefing
+to light on!"</p>
+
+<p>I trembled for him, but Mrs. Handsomebody,
+lost in thought, gave no heed to him.</p>
+
+<p>At last she raised her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope you behaved yourselves well, and made
+profitable use of your time during my absence?"</p>
+
+<p>We made incoherent murmurs of assent.</p>
+
+<p>"Name the Channel Islands, John."</p>
+
+<p>"Guernsey, Jersey, Alderney, Sark, and
+Herm," I replied glibly. So much had I saved
+from the wreck of things ordained.</p>
+
+<p>"Correct. Are you through your dinners
+then? You may pass out. Ah, your nose, John;
+it looks quite red. What caused that?"</p>
+
+<p>I said that I believed I had an inward burning
+fever. I had embellished Mary Ellen's suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope you are not going to be ill," she
+sighed.</p>
+
+<p>It was not until Angel and I were back in the
+schoolroom, that we discovered the absence of The
+Seraph. We turned surprised looks on each
+other. Our junior seldom left our heels.</p>
+
+<p>"I remember now," reflected Angel, "that, as
+he passed her, she stopped him. I didn't think
+anything of it. What can she have found out?
+D'you s'pose she's pumping the kid?"</p>
+
+<p>We were left to our conjectures for fully a
+quarter of an hour. Then we heard him plodding
+leisurely up the stairs. We greeted him
+impatiently.</p>
+
+<p>"What's up? Did you blab? Whatever <i>did</i>
+she say?" We hurled the questions at him.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph maintained an air of calm superiority.
+He even hopped from one floral wreath
+on the carpet to another, with his hands behind
+his back, as was his custom when he wished to
+reflect undisturbed. He ignored our importunities.</p>
+
+<p>Angel, in exasperation, took him by the collar.</p>
+
+<p>"You tell us why she kept you down there so
+long!"</p>
+
+<p>Thus cornered, The Seraph raised his large eyes
+to our inquiring faces with great solemnity.</p>
+
+<p>"She kept me," he said, "to cuddle me, an'
+to give me this&mdash;" he showed a white peppermint
+lozenge between his little teeth.</p>
+
+<p>To <i>cuddle</i> him. Was the world coming to an
+end?</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he persisted, "she kept me to cuddle
+me, an' she was cwyin'&mdash;so there!"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody crying!</p>
+
+<p>"It's about her dead brother, of course,"
+said Angel. "That's why she cried."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said The Seraph, stoutly. "He was a
+<i>man</i>, an' she was cwyin' about a little <i>wee</i> boy
+like me, she used to cuddle long ago!"</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch6">Chapter VI: D'ye Ken John
+Peel?</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>Probably a little boy is never quite so happy
+as when he is worshipping and imitating a young
+man. From this time on my hero was Harry,
+about whom so fascinating an air of mystery
+hung that his lightest word was something to be
+treasured. I pictured him, hungry and alone,
+perhaps brooding over the Collect for next Sunday,
+or something of equal melancholy. I was
+always on the watch for his tall, slender figure,
+when we took our walks, but when we did meet
+again, it came as a surprise, and quite took me
+off my feet.</p>
+
+<p>A month had passed since Mary Ellen's party.
+It was a windy, sunny day in March, and great
+white clouds billowed in a clear sky&mdash;like clean
+clothes in a tub of blueing, Mary Ellen had said.
+I was sitting alone on the steps of the Cathedral.
+Angel was in the schoolroom writing his weekly
+letter to father, and The Seraph was suffering
+a bath at the hands of Mary Ellen, following an
+excursion into the remoter depths of the coal
+cellar.</p>
+
+<p>So I sat on the Cathedral steps alone. It was
+a fine morning for flights of the imagination.
+The soft thunder of the Cathedral organ became
+at my will the booming of the surf on a distant
+coral reef. The pigeons wheeling overhead became
+gulls, whimpering in the cordage. Little
+did the ancient caretaker reck, as he swept the
+stretch of flagging before the carved door, that he
+was washing off the deck of a frigate, whilst I, the
+rover of the seas, kept a stern eye on him.
+Louder boomed the surf&mdash;then soft again. The
+door behind me had opened and closed. The
+deck-washer touched his cap. Then the Bishop
+stood above me, smiling, the sun glinting in his
+blue eyes and on the buttons of his gaiters.</p>
+
+<p>"Hal-<i>lo</i>, John," he said. "What's the game
+this morning. Seafaring as usual?"</p>
+
+<p>I nodded, "She's as saucy a frigate," I answered
+happily, "as ever sailed the seas, and this
+here wild weather is just a frolic for her. But
+I don't like the look of yon black craft to the
+windward." And I pointed to a dustman's cart
+that had just hove into view.</p>
+
+<p>"I entirely agree with you," replied the Bishop.
+"She looks as though she were out on dirty business.
+I'd like nothing better than to stay and see
+you make short work of her, but here it is Friday morning, and not a blessed word of my sermon
+written, so I must be getting on." And with
+that he strode down the street to his own house.
+I was alone again watching the approaching vessel
+with suspicion. Then, above the thrashing of
+the spray, I heard my name spoken by a voice
+I knew, and turning looked straight up into
+Harry's face.</p>
+
+<p>"John!" he repeated. "What luck. I have
+been watching for you for days, you little hermit!"</p>
+
+<p>"Watching for me, Harry?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he proceeded, "and the one time I saw
+you, that starched governess of yours had you
+gripped by the hand&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;"just like any old baby girl," I broke in.</p>
+
+<p>Harry laughed and shook my hand enthusiastically.
+I saw that he was even thinner than
+before. Was he, I wondered, "infernally hungry"
+at this very minute?</p>
+
+<p>"John," he said, looking into my eyes: "You
+can help me if you will. We're friends, aren't
+we?"</p>
+
+<p>I let him see that I was all on fire to help him,
+and it was then that he made his wonderful suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>"Would it be possible to evade your governess
+long enough to come and have a bite with
+me?"</p>
+
+<p>Dinner with Harry! In his own room! What
+an adventure to repeat to Angel and The Seraph!
+Without further parley I set off down Henwood
+street at a trot lest Mrs. Handsomebody should
+spy me from her bedroom window, in a fateful
+way she had. Harry hurried after me, catching
+my arm and drawing me close to him.</p>
+
+<p>"What a plucky little shaver you are, John,"
+he said. "I know she's a corker, but I think you
+and I are a match for her, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>I strode beside him breathless. I felt taller,
+stronger, than ever before. By contrast with our
+masculinity Mrs. Handsomebody seemed a rather
+pitiful old woman.</p>
+
+<p>We spoke little, but hurried through many
+streets, till, at last, we came to the narrow dingy
+one where I had first seen Harry. We turned
+down an alley beside a green grocer's shop and
+entered a narrow doorway into the strangest
+passage I had ever seen.</p>
+
+<p>It was damp and chill. The floor was paved
+with dark red bricks and the walls were stone.
+On our left I glimpsed a dim closet where a
+woman with fat arms was dipping milk out of
+what looked like a zinc-covered box. On our
+right rose the steepest, most winding staircase imaginable;
+and close to the wall beside the stairs
+towered a giant grapevine whose stem was as
+thick as a man's arm. After an eccentric curve
+or two, this amazing vine disappeared through a
+convenient hole in the roof. I was lost in admiration
+and should have liked to stop and examine
+it, but Harry urged me up the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>"How is that for steep?" he demanded, at the
+top. "Winded, eh? Now these are my digs,
+John&mdash;" and he threw open a door with a flourish.</p>
+
+<p>It was a shabby little room with a threadbare
+carpet, yet it wore an air of adventure somehow.
+The lamp shade had a daring tilt to it; the blind
+had been run up askew; and the red table cover
+had been pushed back to make room for a mound
+of books. Harry's bed looked as though he had
+been having a pillow fight. Surely not with the
+fat lady downstairs.</p>
+
+<p>Harry was clearing the table by tossing the
+books into the middle of the bed. "We're going
+to have tea directly," he explained. "Can't you
+hear her puffing up the stairs? I expect a catastrophe
+every time she does it." He set two chairs
+at the table and gazed eagerly at the doorway.</p>
+
+<p>She appeared at last with heaving bosom carrying
+a large tray, and began to lay the table. I
+observed with great interest that she was placing
+a whole kidney for each of us, and that there were
+also potato chips and six jam puffs. Harry bade
+me sit down with the air of one who entertains a
+guest of importance; I swelled with pride as I attacked
+the kidney.</p>
+
+<p>Harry, sitting opposite, eating with a gusto
+equal to my own, seemed to me the most perfect
+and luckiest of mortals.</p>
+
+<p>"Harry!" I got it out through my mouth full
+of potato chips, "Harry, I say! Do you always
+have jolly things like these to eat?"</p>
+
+<p>He gave a short laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, my John! On the contrary there are
+many times when I do not eat at all. However,
+I paid a visit to an uncle of mine yesterday, who
+gave me so much money that I shall live well for
+some time to come, but&mdash;I shall never know the
+time o'day."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but that's fine&mdash;" I cried, "Not to know
+the time! I wish I didn't for it's always time to
+go to bed, or do lessons, or take a tiresome walk
+with Mrs. Handsomebody."</p>
+
+<p>Harry stared hard at me. "What do you suppose,"
+he asked, "she'll do to you, for skipping
+dinner? Something pretty hot?"</p>
+
+<p>"I dunno," I returned. "It's a new sort of
+badness. P'raps I'll have to do without tea, or
+maybe she'll write to father&mdash;she's always threatening.
+Don't let's talk about it."</p>
+
+<p>"She appears to be a rather poisonous old
+party," commented Harry. "I see that it behooves
+me to get to business and tell you just why
+I brought you here." He pushed back his plate
+and took from his pocket a short thick pipe and
+lighted it.</p>
+
+<p>"Now John," he smiled, "just finish up those
+jam puffs. Don't leave one, or my landlady will
+eat it, and she has double chins enough. I want
+to talk to you as man to man."</p>
+
+<p>Man to man! How I wished that Angel could
+see me, being made the confidant of Harry! I
+helped myself to my third jam puff with an air of
+cool deliberation.</p>
+
+<p>"Now&mdash;" Harry leant across the table, his
+eyes on mine, "What sort of looking man would
+you expect my father to be, John?"</p>
+
+<p>I studied Harry and hazarded&mdash;"A brown
+face, and awfully thin, and greenish eyes, and
+crinkly brown hair."</p>
+
+<p>"Wrong!" cried Harry, smiting the table.
+"My father's got a full pink face, the bluest of
+eyes and a fine head of white hair, which, I am
+afraid I helped to whiten, worse luck!"</p>
+
+<p>"He sounds nice," I commented.</p>
+
+<p>"He is. Now what do you suppose my father
+<i>does</i>, John?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a <i>pirate</i>!" but I said it hopefully.</p>
+
+<p>"Far from it. He's a bishop."</p>
+
+<p>"Hurray!" I cried. "Our best friend is a
+bishop. He lives right next door to us."</p>
+
+<p>"The very man," said Harry. "He's my
+father."</p>
+
+<p>I was incredulous.</p>
+
+<p>"But he's only got his niece, Margery, and his
+butler, and his cook! The cook's awfully good
+to him. Makes his favorite pudding any day he
+wants it."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, but he's got me too," said Harry solemnly,
+"or, at least, he <i>should</i> have me. We're
+at the outs."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then, all you have to do is to make
+friends, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not so simple as it sounds," replied Harry
+gloomily.</p>
+
+<p>"I have been a bad son to him." He rose abruptly
+and began walking up and down the room.
+I got to my feet too, and strode beside him,
+hands deep in pockets. I longed for a short
+thick pipe.</p>
+
+<p>"I never did what he wanted me to," pursued
+Harry. "He wanted me to stick at college and
+make something of myself, but all I cared to do
+was to knock about with chaps who weren't good
+for me, and I simply wouldn't study. So we had
+words. Hot ones too. I left home with a little
+money my mother had left me. I was twenty-one
+then&mdash;five years ago." He looked down in my
+face with his sudden smile. "You're a rum little
+toad," he said. "I like to talk to you, John."</p>
+
+<p>I thought: "When I'm a man I'll have a pipe
+like that, and hold it in my teeth when I talk."</p>
+
+<p>Harry sat down on the side of his tumbled bed
+clasping an ankle.</p>
+
+<p>"For three years," he went on, "I knocked
+about from one country to another seeing the
+world, till at last all my money was gone. Then
+I came back to England but I wouldn't go to my
+father until I had done something that would
+justify myself&mdash;make him proud of me. It
+seemed to me that I could become a great actor
+if I had a chance. Very well. After a lot of
+waiting and disappointments I got an engagement
+with a third rate company that travelled
+mostly on one-night stands&mdash;you understand?</p>
+
+<p>"I have been at it ever since, playing all sorts
+of parts&mdash;companies breaking up without salaries
+being paid&mdash;then another just as bad&mdash;cheap
+lodgings&mdash;bad food&mdash;and long stretches of being
+out of a job altogether. I am that way now.
+I have only seen my father once in all this time.
+It was simply&mdash;well&mdash;" He gave his funny
+smile and shook his head ruefully.</p>
+
+<p>I leaned over the foot of the bed staring
+expectantly.</p>
+
+<p>"We had arrived one Sunday morning in a
+small town, and were trailing wearily down the
+street just as the people were going to morning
+service. Suddenly, as I was passing a large
+church, I saw my father alight from the carriage
+at the door. I found out afterwards that he
+had come to conduct a special service. He was
+so near that I could have touched him, but I just
+stood, rooted to the spot, so beastly ashamed
+you know, with my shabby travelling bag behind
+me, and my heart pounding away like Billy-ho!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I wish he'd seen you!" I cried, "he'd
+have made it up like a shot."</p>
+
+<p>Harry blew a great cloud of smoke. "Well,
+I want to sneak back to him, John&mdash;but&mdash;here's
+the rub&mdash;<i>perhaps Margery does not want me</i>."
+He sucked gloomily at his pipe for a bit in silence,
+then taking it from his mouth he stabbed at me
+with the stem of it.</p>
+
+<p>"This is where you come in my friend. You'd
+like to help, wouldn't you?"</p>
+
+<p>I nodded emphatically.</p>
+
+<p>"This, then, is what I want you to do. Find
+Margery this afternoon and say to her: 'Margery,
+I've met your cousin Harry. Would you
+like to have him come home again?' Watch her
+face then&mdash;you're a shrewd little fellow&mdash;and if
+she looks happy and pleased about it you must
+let me know, but if she looks glum and as if her
+plans had been upset, you must tell me just the
+same. Never mind what she says, watch her
+face. Will you do it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather!" We shook hands on it.</p>
+
+<p>"But&mdash;" I asked, "when shall I see you? I
+daren't come here again, I'm afraid."</p>
+
+<p>"Tomorrow is Saturday," he replied thoughtfully.
+"The Bishop will keep to his study till
+noon&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And Mrs. Handsomebody goes to market!"
+I chimed in.</p>
+
+<p>"Good. I'll be at the Cathedral corner at ten
+o'clock. Meet me there. Now you'd better cut
+home."</p>
+
+<p>He took my arm and led me down the strange
+winding stairway, through the cool damp passage
+where the grapevine grew, to the sunken doorstep.</p>
+
+<p>"Know your way home?" he demanded.
+"Right-o! I depend on you, John. And mind
+you watch her face, <i>like a cat</i>. Good-bye!"
+And he affectionately squeezed my arm.</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>I set off as fast as my legs could carry me;
+and the nearer home I drew, the greater became
+my fear of Mrs. Handsomebody. What would
+she say? Dinner would be over long ago I knew.
+My steps began to lag as I reached the Cathedral
+corner. The great grey pile usually so friendly
+now rose before me gloomily. Inside, the organ
+boomed like an accusing voice. My heart sank.
+Mrs. Handsomebody's house with the blinds
+drawn three-quarters of the way down the windows
+seemed to watch my approach with an air
+of cold cynicism.</p>
+
+<p>Softly I turned the door-knob and entered the
+dim hall. All was quiet, a quiet pervaded by
+the familiar smell of old fabrics, bygone meals,
+and umbrellas. The white door of the parlour
+towered like a ghost. I put my arm across my
+eyes and began to cry.</p>
+
+<p>At first I only snivelled, but surrendered myself
+after a few successful ventures, to a loud despairing
+roar.</p>
+
+<p>I could see the blurred image of Mrs. Handsomebody
+standing at the top of the stairs. I
+heard her sharp command to mount them instantly,
+and I began to grope my way up, hanging
+by the bannister.</p>
+
+<p>When I had gained the top, her angular hand
+grasped my shoulder and pushed me before her,
+into the schoolroom. The Seraph's eyes were
+large with sympathy, but Angel grinned maliciously.
+Our governess seated herself beside her
+desk and placed me in front of her.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," she said, in a voice of cold anger,
+"will <i>you</i> be good enough to explain your strange
+conduct? Where have you been all this while?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sittin' on the Cathedral steps," I sobbed.</p>
+
+<p>"That is a falsehood, John. Twice I sent
+David to search for you there and both
+times he reported that you were nowhere
+in sight. <i>Where were you?</i> Answer truthfully
+or it will be the worse for you."</p>
+
+<p>"I h-hid when I saw him comin'," I stammered,
+"I was too s-sick to come home." Surely
+this would affect her!</p>
+
+<p>She stared incredulously. "Sick! Where are
+you sick?"</p>
+
+<p>"All o-ver."</p>
+
+<p>"Take your hand from your eyes. What
+made you sick?"</p>
+
+<p>"I f-fell."</p>
+
+<p>"Fell!" her tone was contemptuous. "Where
+did you fall?"</p>
+
+<p>"D-down."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody became ironical.</p>
+
+<p>"How <i>extraordinary</i>! I have never heard of
+people falling up."</p>
+
+<p>"They can fall out," interrupted Angel.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody rapped her ruler in his
+direction.</p>
+
+<p>"Silence!" she gobbled. "Not another word
+from you." Then, turning to me&mdash;"You say
+that you fell down, hurt yourself, and have since
+been in hiding. Now tell me <i>precisely</i> what happened
+from the moment that you ventured beyond
+the bounds I have prescribed for you."</p>
+
+<p>There was no use in hedging. I saw that there
+was nothing for it but to drown this woman out;
+so I raised my voice and drowned her out.</p>
+
+<p>My next sensation was that of a scuffle, several
+sharp smacks with the ruler, and at last being
+sat down very hard on a chair in our bedroom.
+Mrs. Handsomebody was standing in the doorway.
+I had never seen her with so high a colour.</p>
+
+<p>"You will remain in that chair," she commanded,
+"until tea time. Do not loll on the
+bed. And you may rest assured that I shall
+leave no stone unturned till I have discovered
+every detail of this prank. It is at such times
+as these that I regret ever having undertaken
+the charge of three such unruly boys. It is only
+the high regard in which I hold your father that
+makes it tolerable. I hope you will take advantage
+of your solitude to review thoroughly
+your past."</p>
+
+<p>She closed the door with deliberate forebearance,
+then I heard the key click in the lock
+and her inexorable retreating footsteps.</p>
+
+<p>I found my wad of a handkerchief and rubbed
+my cheeks. I had stopped crying but my
+body still was shaken. For a long time I sat
+staring straight before me busy with plans for
+the afternoon. Then I fell asleep.</p>
+
+<p>A soft thumping on the panel of the door
+roused me at last. I felt stiff and rather desolate.</p>
+
+<p>"John!" It was The Seraph's voice. "I say,
+John! You should be a dwagon, an' when I
+kick on the door you should woar fwightfully."</p>
+
+<p>"Where's <i>she</i>?" 'Twas thus we designated
+our governess.</p>
+
+<p>"Gone away out. Will you be a dwagon,
+John?"</p>
+
+<p>Obligingly I dropped to my hands and knees
+and ambled to the door. The Seraph kicked it
+vigorously and I began to roar. I was pleased
+to find that so much crying had left my voice
+very husky so that I could indeed roar horribly.
+The louder The Seraph kicked the louder I
+roared. It was exhausting, and I had had about
+enough of it when I heard Mary Ellen pounding
+up the uncarpeted back stairs.</p>
+
+<p>"If you kick that dure onct more&mdash;" she panted&mdash;"ye
+little tormint&mdash;I'll put a tin ear on ye!
+As fer you, Masther John, 'tis yersilf has a voice
+like young thunder!"</p>
+
+<p>She unlocked the door and threw it wide open;
+Angel and The Seraph crowded in after her.
+Mary Ellen's sleeves were rolled above her
+elbows, her red face was covered with little beads
+of perspiration, and she wore large goloshes. A
+savour of soap suds, mops, and the corners of old
+pantries, emanated from her. She extended to
+me a moist palm on which lay a thick slice of
+bread spread with cold veal gravy.</p>
+
+<p>"This," said she, "is to stay ye till tea-time;
+an' now let me git back to me scrubbin' or the
+suds'll be all dried up on me."</p>
+
+<p>But I caught her apron and held her fast.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't go, Mary Ellen!" I begged, "I've
+something awfully interesting to tell you. Do
+sit down!"</p>
+
+<p>"I will not thin. And you've nothin' to tell
+me that I haven't got be heart already."</p>
+
+<p>"But this is about Harry, who had supper with
+us and Mr. Watlin and Tony. It's a most surprising
+adventure. Just wait and hear." I
+dragged her to a chair.</p>
+
+<p>She settled back with a smile of relaxation.
+"Aw well," she remarked, "who would be foriver
+workin' fer small pay an' little thanks? Out
+wid your story my lambie." And she drew The
+Seraph on her ample lap.</p>
+
+<p>So while they clustered about me I told my
+whole adventure, ending with Harry's plea that
+I interview Margery on his behalf.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a 'normous responsibility," I sighed.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you worry," said Mary Ellen, "she'll
+want him home fast enough, a fine young gintleman
+like him. Now I'm minded of it, their cook
+did tell me that the Bishop had a son that was a
+regular playboy.</p>
+
+<p>"He's not a playboy," I retorted. "He's
+splendid&mdash;and <i>please</i> Mary Ellen, there's something
+I want you to do for me. You must let
+me go this minute to see Margery and find out
+if she wants him back again."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, she'll have him, no fear." This with a
+broad smile.</p>
+
+<p>"But I've got to <i>ask</i> her. I promised. It's
+a 'normous responsibility. Will you <i>please</i> let
+me, Mary El-len?"</p>
+
+<p>"I will not," replied Mary Ellen, firmly.
+"It'ud be as much as my place is worth."</p>
+
+<p>I began to cry. Angel came to the rescue.</p>
+
+<p>"Be a sport, Mary Ellen. Let him go. I'll
+stand at the gate and if I see the Dragon coming,
+I'll pass the tip to John, and he can cut over
+the garden wall and be in the room before she
+gets to the front door."</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen threw up her hands. She never
+could resist Angel's coaxing. "God save Ireland,"
+she groaned, and, dropping The Seraph,
+clattered back to the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph stood like a rumpled robin where
+she had deposited him. He had confided to me
+once that he rather liked being nursed by Mary
+Ellen, though the heaving of her bosom bothered
+him. He was far too polite to tell her this: but
+now that she was gone, he hunched his shoulders,
+stretched his neck and breathed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"What a welief!&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>I found Margery alone in the drawing-room.
+People had just been, for teacups were standing
+about, and a single muffin lay in a silver muffin
+dish. Even in the stress of my mission its isolation
+appealed to me.</p>
+
+<p>Margery was doing something to a bowl of
+roses but she looked up, startled at my appearance.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, John!" she exclaimed, "what is the matter
+with you? Have you been crying? Your
+face is awfully smudgy."</p>
+
+<p>"Sorry," I replied, "I wasn't crying but I'm
+on very particular business and I hadn't time to
+wash." I went at it, hammer and tongs, then&mdash;"It's
+about Harry. He wants to know if you'll
+have him home again."</p>
+
+<p>Margery looked just puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>"Harry! Harry who?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your Harry," I replied, manfully. "The
+Bishop's Harry." And I poured out the whole
+story of my meeting with Harry and his passionate
+desire to come home. All the while, I
+anxiously watched Margery's face for signs of
+joy or disapproval. It was pale and still as the
+face of a white moth, but when she spoke her
+words fell on my budding hopes like cold rain.
+She put her hands on my shoulders and said
+earnestly:</p>
+
+<p>"You must tell him not to come, John. It
+would be such a great pity! The Bishop is quite,
+quite used to being without him now, and it would
+upset him dreadfully to try to forgive Harry.
+I don't believe he could. And he and I are so
+contented. Harry would be very disturbing&mdash;you
+see, he's such a restless young man, John;
+and he hasn't been at all kind to his father. He's
+done&mdash;things&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But you don't know him!" I interrupted.
+"He's splendid!"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't <i>want</i> to know him," Margery persisted.
+"He's a very&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>I could let this thing go no further. Here
+was another woman who must be drowned out.
+I raised my voice, therefore, and almost
+shouted&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you've got to know him! He's coming
+home tomorrow night. At seven. He
+wants his bed got ready. So there."</p>
+
+<p>Margery sat down. She got quite red.</p>
+
+<p>"Why didn't you tell me this before?" she demanded.</p>
+
+<p>"'Cos I was breaking it to you gently, like
+they do accidents," I answered calmly.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly Margery began to laugh hysterically.
+She pressed her palms against her cheeks and
+laughed and laughed. Then she said:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"John, you're a most extraordinary boy."</p>
+
+<p>I thought so too, but I said, modestly&mdash;"Oh,
+well. Somebody had to do it." Then, in the
+flush of my triumph I remembered Mrs. Handsomebody.
+"But, oh, I say, I must be going!
+And&mdash;please&mdash;would it matter much if we were
+here to see him come home? We'd be very
+quiet."</p>
+
+<p>Margery looked relieved. "I believe it would
+help&mdash;" she said. "It will be rather difficult.
+Yes, do come. Ask your governess if you may
+spend an hour with Uncle and me between your
+tea and bedtime. And, oh, John, that muffin
+looks wretchedly lonely."</p>
+
+<p>Outside, I divided the spoils with Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;" he demanded, his mouth full of
+muffin&mdash;"shewanimbagagen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather," I cried, joyously. "I managed the
+whole thing. And we're to be there at seven to
+see him come."</p>
+
+<p>We raced to the kitchen and told Mary Ellen,
+who was promptly impressed, but The Seraph
+after a close scrutiny of us, said bitterly&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"There's cwumbs on your faces!"</p>
+
+<p>"Cwumbs on your own face, old sillybilly!"
+mocked Angel, "and what's more, they're sugar
+cwumbs!"</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>As fate would have it, Mrs. Handsomebody
+decreed that I should not leave the house on
+Saturday morning, and she, having a spell of
+sciatica did not go to market, as usual; so there
+I was, unable to meet Harry on the cathedral
+steps, as I had promised. It simply meant that
+Angel must undertake the mission, while I kicked
+my heels in the schoolroom.</p>
+
+<p>He undertook it with a careless alacrity that
+was very irritating to one who longed to finish,
+in his own fashion, an undertaking that had, so
+far, been carried on with masterly diplomacy.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph went with Angel, and it seemed
+a long hour indeed till I heard the longed-for
+footsteps hurrying up the stairs. The door was
+thrown open, and they burst in rosy and wind-blown.</p>
+
+<p>"It's all right," announced Angel briskly.
+"He'll be there sharp at seven, and he's jolly
+glad that we're to be there too!"</p>
+
+<p>"And did you tell him?" I asked rather plaintively,
+"that I had done the whole thing?"</p>
+
+<p>"Course I did."</p>
+
+<p>"What did he say when you told him he was
+to come home?"</p>
+
+<p>"He slapped his leg&mdash;" Angel gave his own
+leg a vigorous slap in illustration&mdash;"and said&mdash;'once
+aboard the lugger, and the girl is mine!'"</p>
+
+<p>It was a fascinating and cryptic utterance. We
+all tried it on varying notes of exultation. It
+put zest into what otherwise would have been a
+dragging day. By tea-time our legs were sore
+with whacking.</p>
+
+<p>Came the hour at last. We set out holding
+each other by moist clean hands, an admonishing
+Mrs. Handsomebody on the doorsill.</p>
+
+<p>Our hearts were high with excitement when
+we were shown ceremoniously into the Bishop's
+library, where he and Margery were sitting in
+the dancing firelight. We loved the dark-panelled
+room where we were always made so
+happy. At Mrs. Handsomebody's we could
+never do anything right, mugs of milk had a spiteful
+way of tilting over on the table-cloth without
+ever having been touched, but we could handle
+the things in the Chinese cabinet here or play
+carpet ball on the rug in the most seemly fashion.</p>
+
+<p>No one could tell stories like the Bishop, and
+after we had played for a bit, and The Seraph
+had demonstrated, on the hearthrug, how he
+could turn a somersault, some one suggested a
+story.</p>
+
+<p>I often thought it a pity that those, who only
+heard the Bishop preach, should never know how
+his great talents were wasted in that r&ocirc;le. It
+took the "Arabian Nights" to bring out the deep
+thrill of his sonorous voice, and his power of filling
+the human heart with delicious fear.</p>
+
+<p>Now we perched about him listening with rapt
+eyes to the tale of Ali Baba. We wished there
+were more women like the faithful Morgiana with
+her pot of boiling oil. The Seraph, especially,
+revelled in the thought of those poor devils of
+thieves, each simmering away in his own jar.</p>
+
+<p>There fell a silence when the story was
+finished, and I was just casting about in my mind
+for the next one I should beg, when, Angel, looking
+at the clock, suddenly asked:</p>
+
+<p>"Bishop, will you sing? Will you please sing
+us a nice old song 'stead of a story? Sing 'John
+Peel,' won't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Please sing 'John Peel'!" echoed The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>The Bishop seemed loath to sing "John Peel."
+It was years since he had sung it, he said; he had
+almost forgotten the words. But when Margery
+joined her persuasions to ours, he consented
+to sing just one verse and the chorus. So
+he sang (but rather softly);</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"D'ye ken John Peel, with his coat so grey?</p>
+<p class="i2">D'ye ken John Peel, at the break of day?</p>
+<p>D'ye ken John Peel, when he's far, far away,</p>
+<p class="i2">With his hounds and his horn in the morning?"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Before he had time to begin the chorus, it was
+taken up by a mellow baritone voice in the hall.
+It began softly too, but when it reached the
+"View halloo," it rang boldly.</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"For the sound of his horn brought me from my bed,</p>
+<p class="i2">And the cry of his hounds, which he oft-times led,</p>
+<p>Peel's 'View halloo!' would awaken the dead,</p>
+<p class="i2">Or the fox from his lair in the morning."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>The Bishop never moved a muscle till the last
+note died away, then he shook us off him, took
+three strides to the door, and swept the curtains
+back. Harry stood in the doorway with a rather
+shame-faced smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Good God!" exclaimed the Bishop.
+"Harry!" Then he put his arms around him
+and kissed him.</p>
+
+<p>I threw a triumphant glance at Margery. It
+hadn't hurt the Bishop at all to forgive Harry.</p>
+
+<p>"It was all the doing of these kids," Harry
+was saying, "if they hadn't cleared the way, I'd
+never have dared. John engineered everything.
+As a diplomat he's a pocket marvel."</p>
+
+<p>He and Margery gave each other a very funny
+look. I should like to have heard their later
+conversation.</p>
+
+<p>"They're good boys," said the Bishop, with
+an arm still around Harry, "capital boys, and
+if their governess will let them come to dinner
+tomorrow we'll have a sort of party, and talk
+everything over. I think cook would make a
+blackberry pudding. Will you arrange it Margery?
+Just now I want&mdash;" He said no more,
+but he and Harry gripped hands.</p>
+
+<p>Margery herded us gently into the hall, and
+gave us each two chocolate bars.</p>
+
+<p>Going home under the first pale stars, we were
+three rollicking blades indeed. We no longer
+held hands, but we hooked arms, and swaggered
+and we did not ring the bell till the last vestige of
+chocolate was gone.</p>
+
+<p>As we waited for Mary Ellen, I said, suddenly
+to Angel:</p>
+
+<p>"Angel, what made you ask the Bishop to sing
+'John Peel'? Did you know Harry was going
+to sing in the hall?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Harry and I fixed that up this morning,"
+replied my senior, airily. "I kept it to myself,
+'cos I didn't want any interference, see?"</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen, opening the door at this moment,
+prevented a scuffle, though I was in too happy a
+mood to quarrel with any one.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody was surprisingly civil
+about our visit. She showed great interest in
+the return of the Bishop's only son. Was he a
+nice young man? she asked. Was he nice-looking?
+Did the Bishop appear to be overjoyed to
+see him?</p>
+
+<p>We three were seated on three stiff-backed
+chairs, our backs to the wall. Angel and I told
+her as much as was good for her to know of the
+adventure.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph felt that he was being ignored,
+so when a pause came, he remarked in that
+throaty little voice of his:</p>
+
+<p>"It's a vewy bad fing to be boiled in oil."</p>
+
+<p>"What's that?" snapped Mrs. Handsomebody.
+"Say that again!"</p>
+
+<p>"It's a vewy bad fing to be boiled in oil," reiterated
+The Seraph suavely, "thirty-nine of 'em
+there was&mdash;for the captain was stabbed alweady&mdash;boilin'
+away in oil. Their <i>ears was full of it</i>."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody gripped the arms of her
+chair, and leaned towards him.</p>
+
+<p>"Alexander, I have never known a child of
+such tender years to possess so unquenchable a lust
+for frightfulness. It must be eradicated at all
+costs."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph stood, then, balancing himself on
+the rung of his chair,</p>
+
+<p>"'Once aboard the lugger,'" he sang out, slapping
+his plump little thigh, "'and the gell is
+mine!'"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody sank back in her chair.
+She said:</p>
+
+<p>"This is appalling. David&mdash;John&mdash;take your
+little brother to bed instantly! Take him out
+of my hearing."</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I each grasped an arm of the reluctant
+infant and dragged him from the room. He
+stamped up the stairway between us, with an air
+of stubborn jollity.</p>
+
+<p>When we had reached the top, he loosed himself
+from me and put his head over the handrail.</p>
+
+<p>"'John Peel's View Halloo! would waken the
+dead'&mdash;" he roared down into the hall.</p>
+
+<p>But he got no further. Between us we hustled
+him into the bedroom, and shut the door. Angel
+and I leaned against it, then, in helpless laughter.</p>
+
+<p>In a moment I felt my arm squeezed by Angel,
+who was pointing ecstatically toward the bed.</p>
+
+<p>There, by the bedside, his dimpled hands
+folded, his curly head meekly bent, knelt The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>He was saying his prayers.</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch7">Chapter VII: Granfa</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>At Mrs. Handsomebody's on a Sunday morning
+Angel and I had an egg divided between us,
+after our porridge. It was boiled rather hard
+so that it might not run, and we watched the
+cutting of it jealously. The Seraph's infant organs
+were supposed not to be strong enough to
+cope with even half an egg, so he must needs
+satisfy himself with the cap from Mrs. Handsomebody's;
+and he made the pleasure endure
+by the most minute nibbling, filling up the gaps
+with large mouthfuls of toast.</p>
+
+<p>It was at a Sunday morning breakfast that
+Mrs. Handsomebody broached the subject of fishing.
+Angel and I had just scraped the last
+vestige of rubbery white from our half shells,
+and, having reversed them in our egg-cups, were
+gazing wistfully at what appeared to be two unchipped
+eggs, when she spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"You have been invited by Bishop Torrance
+to go on a fishing excursion with him tomorrow,
+and I have consented; provided, of course, that
+your conduct today be most exemplary. What
+do you say? Thanks would not be amiss."</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I mumbled thanks, though we were
+well nigh speechless with astonishment and joy.
+The Seraph bolted his cherished bit of egg whole
+and said in his polite little voice:</p>
+
+<p>"He's a vewy nice man to take us fishin'. I
+wonder what made him do it."</p>
+
+<p>"I have never pretended," returned Mrs.
+Handsomebody, stiffly, "to account for the
+vagaries of the male. Yet I grant you it seems
+singular that a dignitary of the church should
+find pleasure in such a project, in company with
+three growing boys."</p>
+
+<p>"If it had been anyone but the Bishop," she
+went on, "I should have refused, for there are
+untold possibilities of danger in trout fishing.
+You must, for example, guard against imbedding
+the fish hook in the flesh, which is most painful,
+often leading to blood-poisoning. This is
+to say nothing of the risk in sitting on damp
+grass, or the stings of insects."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you ever sit on the sting of an insect,
+please?" questioned The Seraph eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody looked at him sharply.
+"One more question of that character," she said,
+"and you will remain at home." Then, glancing
+around the table, she went on&mdash;"What!
+your eggs gone so soon? We shall give thanks
+then. Alexander"&mdash;to The Seraph&mdash;"It is your
+turn to say grace. Proceed."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph, with folded hands and bent head,
+repeated glibly:</p>
+
+<p>"Accept our thanks, O Lord, for these Thy
+good cweatures given to our use, and by them
+fit us for Thy service. Amen."</p>
+
+<p>There was a scraping of chairs, and we got to
+our feet. The Seraph, holding his bit of egg
+shell in his warm little palm asked&mdash;"Is an egg a
+cweature, yet?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody gloomed down at him
+from her height. "I say it in all solemnity,
+Alexander, the natural bent of your mind is toward
+the ribald and cynical. I do what I can
+to curb it, but I fear for your future." And
+she swept from the room.</p>
+
+<p>Eagerly we took our places in the choir stalls
+that morning.</p>
+
+<p>The May sunshine had taken on the mellowness
+of summer, and it struck fire from the sacred
+vessels on the altar, and the brazen-winged eagle
+of the lectern. Strange-shaped patterns of wine-colour
+and violet were cast from the stained glass
+windows upon the walls and pillars, enriching the
+grey fabric of the church, like tropic flowers.
+The window nearest me was a favourite of ours.
+It was dedicated, so saith the bronze tablet beneath,
+to the memory of Cosmo John, fifth son
+of an Earl of Aberfalden. He had died at the
+age of fifteen, not a tender age to me, but the age
+toward which I was eagerly straining, the vigourous,
+untrammelled age of the big boy.</p>
+
+<p>I stared at the young knight in the red cloak
+who, to me, represented Cosmo John, and thought
+it a great pity that he should have gone off in
+such a hurry, just when life was opening up such
+happy vistas before him, vistas no longer patrolled
+by governesses and maid servants, nor
+hedged in by petty restrictions. Cosmo John had
+died one hundred years ago, in May&mdash;and, by the
+Rood! this was May! Had he ever been
+a-fishing. Had the sudden tremor of the rod
+made his young heart to leap? I heard the
+Bishop's rich voice roll on:</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;Most heartily we beseech Thee with Thy
+favour to behold our most gracious Sovereign
+Lady, Queen Victoria; and so replenish her with
+the grace of Thy Holy Spirit that she may alway
+incline to Thy will"&mdash;the Bishop's voice became
+one with the murmur of the river, as it moved
+among the ridges; the mellow sunlight scarcely
+touched this sheltered pool, but one could see it
+in its full strength on the meadow beyond, where
+larks were nesting. I brought myself up with a
+start. The Bishop's voice came from a great distance&mdash;"beseech
+Thee to bless Albert Edward
+Prince of Wales"&mdash;Angel was joggling me with
+his elbow.</p>
+
+<p>"You duffer," he whispered, "you've been nodding.
+Get your hymn book."</p>
+
+<p>In the choir vestry the Bishop stopped for a
+moment beside us, his surplice billowing about him
+like the sails about a tall mast when the wind dies.
+"At seven," he said, "tomorrow morning at my
+house. And <i>wear old clothes</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The sails were filled, and he moved majestically
+away, towering above the small craft around him.</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>It was morning. It was ten o'clock. It was
+May. We were all stowed away in the Bishop's
+trap with his son, Harry, controlling the fat pony,
+whose small fore-hoof pawed impatiently on the
+asphalt. Angel and I had donned old jerseys and
+The Seraph a clean holland pinafore, against
+which he pressed an empty treacle tin where a
+solitary worm reared an anxious head against the
+encircling gloom.</p>
+
+<p>"I've got a worm," he gasped, gleefully, as the
+pony, released at last, jerked us almost off our
+seats. "He's nice an' fat, an' he's quite clean,
+for I've washed him fwee times. He's as tame
+as anyfing. He's wather a dear ole worm, an' it
+seems a shame to wun a hook frew him."</p>
+
+<p>"Child, it shall not be done," consoled the
+Bishop. "Keep your worm, and, when we get to
+the river-bank, we'll introduce him to the country
+worms, and maybe he'll like them so well he'll
+marry and settle down there for the rest of his
+days."</p>
+
+<p>"If he could see a lady-worm he'd like," stipulated
+The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"He'd have a wide choice," said the Bishop.
+"The country is full of worms, some of them
+charming, I daresay."</p>
+
+<p>"And, I say," chuckled Angel, "you could perform
+the ceremony&mdash;if only we knew their
+names."</p>
+
+<p>"This is Charles Augustus," said The Seraph
+with dignity.</p>
+
+<p>"She'd likely be Ernestine," I put in.</p>
+
+<p>"Very well," said the Bishop. "It should proceed
+thus: 'I, Charles Augustus, take thee,
+Ernestine, to have and to hold'&mdash;and I do wish,
+Harry, that you'd have a care and hold Merrylegs
+in. He's almost taking our breath away.
+Such a speed is undignified, and bad for the digestion."</p>
+
+<p>It was true that the fat pony was in amazing
+spirits that morning. Shops and houses were
+passed with exhilarating speed. To us little
+fellows, who always walked with our governess,
+when we went abroad, it was intoxicating.</p>
+
+<p>Soon the town was left behind and we were
+bowling along a country road past a field where
+boys were flying a kite, its long tail making sinuous
+curves against the turquoise sky. The air was
+sweet with the fresh May showers; and the swift
+roll of wheels was an inspiring accompaniment to
+our chatter.</p>
+
+<p>Further along lay a tranquil pond in a common,
+its surface stirred by a tiny boat with white sails.
+An old, white-bearded man in a smock frock was
+teaching his grandsons to sail the boat. It must
+be jolly, we thought, to have a nice old grandfather
+to play with one.</p>
+
+<p>At last we passed a vine-embowered inn, set
+among apple trees in bloom. It was "The Sleepy
+Angler" and the Bishop said that the river curved
+just beyond it.</p>
+
+<p>We gave a shout of joy as we caught the glint
+of it; a shout that might well have been a warning
+to any lurking trout. Angel and I scarcely waited
+for the pony to draw up beneath the trees before
+we tumbled out of the trap; and the Bishop,
+grasping the eager Seraph by the wrist, swung him
+to the ground after us.</p>
+
+<p>We felt very small and light, and almost fairy-like,
+as we ran here and thither over the lush
+grass, studded with spring flowers. Our sensitive
+nostrils were greeted by enticing new odors that
+seemed to be pressed from the springy sod of our
+scampering feet. The Seraph still clutched the
+treacle tin, and Charles Augustus must have had
+a bad quarter hour of it.</p>
+
+<p>The stream, which was a sharp, clear one, sped
+through flowery meadows, where geese were grazing
+as soberly as cows. An old orchard enfolded
+it, at last, scattering pink petals on its flowing
+cloud-flecked surface, and drawing new life from
+its freshness.</p>
+
+<p>Harry made the pony comfortable and lit his
+pipe, and the Bishop got ready his tackle, while
+the three of us clustered about him, filled with
+wonder and delight to see the book of many
+coloured flies, and all the intricacies of preparing
+the rod and bait. Angel and I were equipped
+with proper rods baited with greenish May-flies,
+and The Seraph got a willow wand and line at
+the end of which dangled an active grasshopper.</p>
+
+<p>"You know," said the Bishop, when we had
+cast our flies, "if I were a whole-hearted angler,
+I should not have brought three such restless
+spirits on this expedition but truly I am&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>'No fisher,</p>
+<p>But a well-wisher</p>
+<p>To the game!'</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>So, now that you are here, suppose I give you a
+lesson in manipulating your tackling. If you proceed
+as you have begun, there will very soon not
+be so much as a minnow within a mile of us.
+Easy now, Angel; just move your fly gently on top
+of the water so that his bright wings may attract
+the eye of the most wanton trout. Easy, John&mdash;by
+the lord, I've caught a Greyling! And come
+and sniff him, and you'll find he smells of water-thyme."</p>
+
+<p>How aptly we took to this sort of teaching,
+given in the fresh outdoors, the air pleasant with
+honeysuckle, and a lark carolling high above us!
+We could scarcely restrain our shouts when
+Angel's first trout was landed with the aid of a
+net, and lay golden and white as a daffodil on the
+grass. So absorbed were we that no one gave
+any heed to The Seraph, stationed farther down
+stream, till a roar of rage discovered him, dancing
+empty-handed on the bank, his rod sailing smartly
+down the stream, leaving only a wake of tiny
+ripples.</p>
+
+<p>"It was a 'normous lusty trout," he wailed, "as
+big as a whale, an' he swallowed my grasshopper,
+an' hook, an' gave me <i>such</i> a look! And I'd
+pwomised him to Mary Ellen for her tea!"</p>
+
+<p>"We may as well give up for a while," said
+the Bishop, mildly, "and have some lunch. Bring
+The Seraph to me, boys, and I shall comfort him,
+whilst you unpack the hamper."</p>
+
+<p>What hearty, wholesome appetites we brought
+to the cold beef and radishes! And how much
+more satisfying such fare than the milky messes
+served to us by Mrs. Handsomebody! Harry
+had buried a bottle of ale under the cool sod, and
+we had tastes of that to wash our victuals down.
+Even Charles Augustus had a little of it poured
+into his cell to comfort him.</p>
+
+<p>When we were satisfied, the Bishop retired to
+the shade of a hedge with his pipe; The Seraph
+wandered off by himself to hunt for birds' nests;
+and Angel and I took fresh flies and tried our
+luck anew. But the sun was high; the south
+breeze was fallen; and the trout had sought their
+farthest chambers in the pool.</p>
+
+<p>Angel soon tired when sport flagged.</p>
+
+<p>"Let's go find the kid," he said, throwing down
+the rod, "he'll be getting himself drowned if we
+don't keep an eye on him. I'll race you to that
+nearest apple tree!"</p>
+
+<p>With nimble legs, and swiftly beating hearts,
+we scampered over the smooth turf, and I threw
+a triumphant look over my shoulder at him, as I
+hurled myself upon the mossy bole of the old tree.
+Then I saw that Angel had stopped stock still and
+was staring open-mouthed beyond me. I turned.
+Then, I, too, stared open-mouthed. Trust The
+Seraph for falling on his feet! What though his
+rod had been filched&mdash;here he was, without a
+moment's loss, plunged in a new adventure!</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>He was seated beneath an apple tree, on the
+bank of the stream in deep conversation with a
+most remarkable old man, who was fishing industriously
+with the very rod The Seraph so lately
+had bewailed. He was an astonishingly old man,
+with hair and beard as white as wool, wreathing
+a face as pink as the apple-blossoms that fell about
+him. Cautiously we drew near, quite unobserved
+by the two who seemed utterly absorbed in their
+occupation of watching the line as it dipped into
+the stream. Now we could see that the old man's
+clothes were ragged, and that he had taken off
+his boots to ease his tired feet, the toes of which
+protruded from his socks, even pinker than his
+face.</p>
+
+<p>He was speaking in a full soft voice with an accent
+which was new to us.</p>
+
+<p>"Yon trout," said he, "was in a terrible frizz
+wi' the hook gnawing his vitals, and he swum
+about among the reeds near the bank in a manner
+to harrer your feelings. The line got tangled in
+the growing stuff, and I, so quick as an otter,
+pounced on him, and had him on the bank afore
+'ee could say 'scat,' and there he lies breathing his
+last, and blessing me no doubt for relieving him
+in his shameful state."</p>
+
+<p>"I fink he's weally my twout," said The Seraph.
+"I caught him first you see."</p>
+
+<p>"That pint might take a terr'ble understanding
+lawyer to unravel," replied the old man, "but
+sooner than quarrel in such an unsporting fashion,
+I'll give 'ee the trout, though I had had a notion
+of roasting him to my own breakfast."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph stroked the glistening side of the
+recumbent trout admiringly; he poked his plump
+forefinger into it's quivering pink gill. The result
+was startling. The trout leaped into the air
+with a flourish of silvery tail; then fell floundering
+on The Seraph's bare knees. Our junior, seized
+with one of his unaccountable impulses, grasped
+him by the middle and hurled him into the stream.
+A second more and the trout was gone, leaving
+only a thin line of red to mark his passing. Angel
+and I ran forward to protect The Seraph if need
+be from the consequences of his hardy act; but the
+old man was smiling placidly.</p>
+
+<p>"That trout," he said, "is so gleeful to get away
+from his captivity as I be to escape from the
+work'us."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, did you run away from the workhouse?"
+we cried, in chorus, gathering around him,
+"Have you run far?" And we looked at his
+broken boots.</p>
+
+<p>"I ban't a dareful man," he replied, "that
+would run down the road in daylight for the whole
+nation to see, and I be terr'ble weak in the legs,
+so I just crept out in the night, so quiet as a star-beam,
+and sheltered in the orchard yonder, till I
+seed the rod fairly put in my hand by the
+Almighty, that I mid strike manna out of the
+stream, like old Moses, so to speak."</p>
+
+<p>"You're a funny man," said Angel. "You've
+a rum way of talking."</p>
+
+<p>"I come from Devon by natur," he answered,
+"and my tongue still has the twist o't though I
+haven't seed the moors these sixty years."</p>
+
+<p>"You must be pretty old."</p>
+
+<p>"Old! I be so aged that I can remember my
+grandmother when she was but a rosy-cheeked
+slip of a gal."</p>
+
+<p>We stared in awe before such antiquity.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph ventured: "Did your grandmother
+put you in the work'us?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, no. Not she. It was my two grandsons.
+Well-fixed men they be too, for Philip had a fine
+cow until the bailiff took her; and Zachary thinks
+naught on a Fair day o' buying meat pasties for
+hisself and his missus, and parading about before
+the nation wi' the gravy fair running down their
+wrists. Ay&mdash;but the work'us was good enough
+for old Granfa. 'Darn'ee,' says I to Philip,
+'there's life in the old dog yet, and I'll escape
+from here in the fulness of time!' Which I did."</p>
+
+<p>We grouped ourselves about him in easy attitudes of attention. We felt strangely drawn to
+this ancient rebel against authority. We pictured
+the workhouse as a vast schoolroom where white-haired
+paupers laboured over impossible tasks,
+superintended by a matron, cold and angular, like
+Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"Are your own children all dead?" I put the
+question timidly, for I feared to recall more filial
+ingratitude.</p>
+
+<p>"Dead as door-nails," he replied, solemnly.
+"All of them."</p>
+
+<p>"Were there many?"</p>
+
+<p>"When I had been married but seven years,
+there were six; and after that I lost count. At
+that time I was moved to compose a little song
+about them, and I'd sing it to 'ee this moment if
+I had a bite o' victuals to stay me."</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Seraph," I cried, "You cut back
+to the hamper and fetch some beef and bread,
+and anything else that's loose. Look sharp,
+now."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph ran off obediently, and it was not
+long till he re-appeared with food and the dregs
+of the ale.</p>
+
+<p>It was a treat to see Granfa make way with
+these. He smacked his lips and wiped his beard
+on his sleeve with the relish born of prolonged
+abstinence. As he ate, the apple-blossoms fell
+about him, settling on the rim of his ragged hat,
+and even finding shelter among the white waves
+of his beard. We sat cross-legged on the grass
+before him eagerly awaiting the song.</p>
+
+<p>At last, in a voice rich with emotion, he sang
+to a strange lilting tune:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"I be in a terr'ble fix,</p>
+<p>Wife have I and childer six.</p>
+</div> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"I'd got married just for fun,</p>
+<p>When in popped Baby Number one&mdash;</p>
+</div> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"I'd got an easy job to do,</p>
+<p>When in strolled Baby Number Two&mdash;</p>
+</div> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"I was fishin' in the sea,</p>
+<p>When up swum Baby Number Three&mdash;</p>
+</div> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"My boat had scarcely touched the shore,</p>
+<p>When in clumb Baby Number Four!</p>
+</div> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"I was the scaredest man alive,</p>
+<p>When wife found Baby Number Five.</p>
+</div> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"The cradle was all broke to sticks</p>
+<p>When in blew Baby Number Six&mdash;</p>
+</div> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"And now I'm praying hard that Heaven</p>
+<p>Will keep a grip on Number Seven."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>"And did Heaven keep a gwip on it?" inquired
+The Seraph as soon as the last notes died
+away.</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit of it," responded our friend.
+"They come along so fast that I was all in a mizmaze
+trying to keep track on 'em. And good
+childer they was, and would never have turned
+me out as their sons have had the stinkin' impidence
+to do. But now, souls, tell me all about
+yourselves, for I be a terr'ble perusin' man and
+I like to ponder on the doings of my fellow-creatures.
+Did you mention the name of a parson,
+over by yon honeysuckle hedge?"</p>
+
+<p>We thought the old man was excellent; and we
+found it an easy thing to make a confidant of him.
+So, while he puffed at a stubby clay pipe, we drew
+closer and told him all about the Bishop and
+about father and how lonely we were for him.
+Blue smoke from his clay pipe spun about us, seeming
+to bind us lightly in a fine web of friendship.
+Through it his blue eyes shone longingly, his
+pink face shone with sympathy, and his white
+beard with its clinging apple-blossom petals, rose
+and fell on his ragged breast.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a great pity," said Angel, "that father
+isn't here now, because I'm certain he'd be jolly
+glad to adopt you for a grandfather for us. He's
+a most reasonable man."</p>
+
+<p>Our new friend shook his head doubtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"It would be a noble calling," he said, "but I
+ban't wanted by nobody I'm afeard. I think I'll
+just bide here by this pleasant stream, till in the
+fulness of time I be food for worms."</p>
+
+<p>"Could Charles Augustus have a little of you?"
+asked The Seraph, sweetly.</p>
+
+<p>"Ess Fay, he may have his share." It appeared
+that the story of Charles had been told
+before Angel and I had arrived.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you're not going to be deserted," said
+Angel, in his lordly way, "we'll just adopt you on
+our own. Mrs. Handsomebody won't let us have
+a dog, nor a guinea pig, nor rabbits, nor even a
+white rat, but, you bet, she's got to let us keep
+a grandfather, if we take him right home and
+say he's come for a visit, and, of course, father'll
+have to pay for his board. Let's do it, eh John?"</p>
+
+<p>When Angel's eyes sparkled with a conquering
+light, few could resist him. Certainly not
+I, his faithful adherent. Anyway I wanted
+Granfa myself badly, so I nodded solemnly.
+"Let's."</p>
+
+<p>"It'll be the greatest lark ever," he said, "and
+here comes the Bishop."</p>
+
+<p>"Hand me my shoon, quick," said Granfa, nervously.</p>
+
+<p>The Bishop was indeed coming slowly toward
+us, across the sun-lit meadow, carrying his rod
+in one hand, and in the other the tin containing
+Charles Augustus. By the time he had reached
+us Granfa had struggled into his boots and was
+standing, hat in hand, with an air of meek expectancy. Angel, always so fluent when we were
+by ourselves, balked at explaining things to grown-ups,
+and, though the Bishop usually saw things
+from our point of view, one could never be absolutely
+certain that even he would not prove
+obtuse on such a delicate issue as this.</p>
+
+<p>So I rose, and met his enquiring look with such
+explanation as suited his adult understanding.</p>
+
+<p>"Please, sir," I said, politely, "this nice old
+man has been turned out by his grandsons, and
+he's on his way to town, where he's got some
+kind grandsons&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;"Fwee of 'em," put in The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;"And we were wondering," I hurried on, "if
+you'd give him a lift that far."</p>
+
+<p>"I expect you're tired out," said the Bishop,
+kindly, turning to Granfa.</p>
+
+<p>"I be none too peart, but terrible wishful to get
+under the roof o' my grandsons, thank 'ee."</p>
+
+<p>"You shall have a seat beside Harry; I see
+you've had some lunch; and now, boys, I think
+we have time for an hour's fishing before we go,
+but first we must dispose of Charles Augustus.
+I don't like the way he looks. I don't know
+whether he's just foxy and pretending he's dead
+so we shan't use him for bait, or whether the ale
+was too much for him. At any rate, he's looking
+far from well." And the Bishop peered anxiously
+into the treacle tin.</p>
+
+<p>So the search began for the ideal mate for
+Charles Augustus. He was laid in state on a
+large burdock leaf, where he stretched himself
+warily enough in the fervent heat of the sun.
+The Seraph, quick as a robin, was the first to
+pounce upon a large, but active dew-worm, which,
+he announced, was Ernestine.</p>
+
+<p>We made an excited little group around the
+burdock, as The Seraph, flushed with pride, deposited
+her beside the lonely Charles. She
+glided toward him. She touched him. The
+effect was electrical. Charles Augustus, after
+one violent contortion, hurled himself from the
+burdock, and, before we could intercept him, disappeared
+into a bristling forest of grass blades.</p>
+
+<p>"He's gone! He's gone!" wailed The Seraph.
+"He's wun away fwom her!"</p>
+
+<p>But, even as he spoke, the agile Ernestine
+leapt lightly from the trembling leaf in hot pursuit.
+Green spears bent to open a way for her;
+dizzy gnats paused in their droning song, feeling
+in the ether the tremor of the chase; bees fell
+from the heart of honey-sweet flowers, and lay
+murmuring and booming in the grass.</p>
+
+<p>They were gone. An ant had mounted the
+burdock leaf, and, careless of the drama that had
+just been enacted, sought eagerly among the
+crevices for provender. The Bishop spoke first.</p>
+
+<p>"I think she'll get him," he said musingly.
+"She's got a sort of cave-woman look, and she
+has no petticoats to impede her."</p>
+
+<p>"Ess fay," assented Granfa, "her'll get him,
+and hold him fast too, I'll be bound. A terr'ble
+powerful worm."</p>
+
+<p>We stood in silence for a space, our eyes fixed
+on the ground picturing that chase through dim
+subterranean passages, smelling of spring showers;
+Charles Augustus, wasted, febrile, panting
+with agitation; Ernestine, lithe, ardent, awful in
+her purpose.</p>
+
+<p>We were still pensive when we retraced our
+steps across the meadow. The Bishop and
+Harry and The Seraph resumed their fishing,
+but Angel and I preferred to be on the grass beside
+Granfa, while he told us tales of old smuggling
+days in Devon and Cornwall, where his little cutter
+had slipped round about the delicate yet rugged
+coast, loaded with brandy and bales of silk
+from France, guided by strange red and blue
+lights from the shore; and where solemn cormorants
+kept darkly secret all they saw when they
+sailed aloft at dawn.</p>
+
+
+<h4>IV</h4>
+
+<p>We were delighted with Granfa. It seemed
+to us that the acquiring of him was the finest
+thing we had yet done. This elation of
+spirit remained with us during all the drive home.
+The grey old town was wrapped in a golden mist
+of romance; its windows reflected the fire of the
+sunset. It was not until we had separated from
+the Bishop and stood, a group of four, before
+Mrs. Handsomebody's house, that dread misgiving
+took the pith out of our legs. All of a sudden
+Granfa loomed bulky and solid; the problem of
+where he was to be stowed presented itself. He
+was not like Giftie to be hidden in the scullery.
+He was not even like a white rat that could
+be secreted under one's bed till its unfortunate
+odour resulted in painful research. No; Granfa
+must be accounted for, and that soon.</p>
+
+<p>"Better go round to the back," suggested
+Angel, "and tackle Mary Ellen first."</p>
+
+<p>So we traversed the chill passage between the
+tall houses, and softly lifted the latch of the
+kitchen door. Mary Ellen was alone, her work
+done, her nose buried in a novel of such fine print
+that it necessitated the lamp's being perilously
+near the fringe of frowsy hair that covered her
+forehead. We were inside the kitchen before she
+was recalled from the high life in which she
+revelled.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it yersilves?" she exclaimed, with a start.
+"Sure, you've give me a nice fright prowlin' about
+like thaves&mdash;and whoiver may be the ould man
+wid ye? The mistress'll stand no tramps or
+beggars about, as well you know."</p>
+
+<p>"He's no tramp or beggar," I retorted, stoutly,
+"he's Granfa."</p>
+
+<p>"Granfa! Granfa who? Noan o' your nonsense,
+now, byes. What's the truth now, spit it
+out!"</p>
+
+<p>"He's Granfa," I reiterated, desperately, "Our
+own nice grandfather that we haven't seen for
+years, and&mdash;he's just come for a nice little visit
+with us. Why, Mary Ellen, the Bishop knows
+him&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Known him for years," put in Angel. "Went
+to Harrow together."</p>
+
+<p>"Ess fay," assented Granfa, eagerly. "Us
+were boon companions up to Harrer."</p>
+
+<p>"The Bishop brought him wight here in the
+pony twap," added The Seraph, "and we'd all yike
+a little nushment, please."</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen, in spite of herself, was half convinced.
+Granfa's blue eyes were so candid; there
+was an air of dignity about his snow-white locks
+and beard, that disarmed hostility.</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, now," said Mary Ellen, in an
+aside, to us, "he seems a nice ould gentlemin
+enough, but think av the throuble ye got us in over
+Giftie, sure I won't have yez experimentalling wid
+grandfathers."</p>
+
+<p>Granfa appeared to have overheard, for he
+spoke up.</p>
+
+<p>"I just want to bide here a little while, my
+dearie, till I hear from my son in South Americer.
+The other two put me out, you see, so I've only
+him to depend on, till I be called away."</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen flushed. "You'd be welcome to
+stay if it was my house, sir; but my misthress is
+to be reckoned wid. By God's mercy, she is off
+to a missionary meeting tonight, her bein' president
+av the society for makin' Unitarians out av
+the blacks. Sorra a thing will she hear of this
+till mornin', and I'll put you in my own bed, and
+slape on two cheers in the scullery, for it'd niver
+do for the boys' grandfather to be used like a
+beggar-man."</p>
+
+<p>We thought it a capital idea for Mary Ellen to
+sleep in the scullery&mdash;it would save her the fag of
+running downstairs in the morning to get breakfast,
+and Granfa would be conveniently placed for
+us, in case we wanted a story or game before
+breakfast.</p>
+
+<p>So, after partaking of a little nourishment, as
+The Seraph put it, we retired to Mary Ellen's
+room; she leading the way up the dark backstairs
+with a lighted candle; Granfa next bearing his
+little bundle; and we three in the rear, exceedingly
+tired, but in excellent spirits.</p>
+
+<p>Granfa looked very snug in Mary Ellen's bed,
+with his curly beard resting comfortably on the
+red and white quilt, and his blue eyes twinkling
+up at us.</p>
+
+<p>"Comfy, Granfa?" asked The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"I be just so cozy as an old toad," he replied.
+"I do believe I'm a-going to be terr'ble happy in
+my new home."</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen had gone downstairs to prepare her
+place in the scullery, so we climbed on the bed
+with him, making believe it was a smuggler's cutter,
+and had many hair-raising adventures that
+were brought to an end, at last, by the discovery
+that Granfa was fast asleep.</p>
+
+<p>We were at the windlass heaving up the anchor,
+at the time, and had just struck up a sailor's
+chanty, which made a good deal of noise, but
+nothing seemed to disturb Granfa. He slumbered
+peacefuly through all the rattle of chains,
+and shouting of commands, so, somewhat subdued,
+we decided there was nothing for it but to seek
+our berths.</p>
+
+<p>Snug beneath our covers, at last, we felt to the
+full, the new spirit of adventure that had spread
+its irridescent wings over the house. There was
+Granfa, snoring under Mary Ellen's patchwork
+quilt; there was the trusty Mary Ellen, herself,
+stowed away in the scullery; there was Mrs.
+Handsomebody, on missionary duty among the
+blacks; here were we&mdash;The Seraph expressed our
+feelings exactly just before we fell asleep.
+"We'm terr'ble lucky chaps," he said, in the
+Devon dialect, "ban't us?"</p>
+
+
+<h4>V</h4>
+
+<p>Our bedroom window was always tightly
+closed, and, at night, so were the shutters; yet
+a sunbeam, adventurous, like ourselves, found its
+way through a broken slat, and, cleaving the
+heavy air of the chamber, flew straight to The
+Seraph's nose, where it perched, lending a radiant
+prominence to that soft feature.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph roused himself. He opened his
+eyes; the sunbeam found them two dark forest
+pools, and plunged therein. The Seraph opened
+his mouth and laughed, showing all his little white
+teeth, and the sunbeam dived straightway down
+his throat.</p>
+
+<p>"Hurrah!" cried The Seraph, "let's get up!"
+And scrambled out of bed.</p>
+
+<p>At the same instant came a loud tapping on the
+door of Mary Ellen's bedroom. We surmised,
+correctly, that Mrs. Handsomebody, listening in
+vain for the sound of her handmaiden's descent
+of the back stairs had risen wrathfully, and
+come to summon her in person. A chill of apprehension
+ran along my spine. I got up and
+stole to the door, followed by my brothers.
+Through a crack we peered fearfully in the
+direction of the rapping, our trembling bodies
+close together.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody, in purple dressing-gown
+and red woollen slippers, stood in a listening
+attitude, her gaze bent on the door that hid
+Granfa.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you aware of the hour?" she demanded
+peremptorily. "Rise at once and open this
+door."</p>
+
+<p>There was a creaking of the mattress and
+sound of shuffling feet; the door was opened reluctantly,
+and Granfa, bare-legged, white of
+beard and red-shirted, stood in the aperture.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody did not shriek; rather
+she made the inarticulate noises of one in a nightmare
+and put out her hands as if to keep Granfa
+off. "Merciful Heaven!" she whispered.
+"What has happened to you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do feel far from peart," replied Granfa.</p>
+
+<p>"This is horrible. Did you feel it coming on?"</p>
+
+<p>"Off and on for a long time," said Granfa.
+"It's been a terr'ble experience, and I ban't likely
+to be ever the same again, I'm afeared."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody looked ready to faint.</p>
+
+<p>At that moment, Mary Ellen, having heard
+the voice of her mistress, projected her face
+above the doorsill of the backstairs. It was always
+a rosy face, but now with excitement and
+shamefacedness, it was as red as a harvest moon,
+coming up from the darkness.</p>
+
+<p>The sight of her turned Mrs. Handsomebody's
+terror into rage.</p>
+
+<p>"Shameful, depraved girl," she gobbled, "who
+is this you have in your chamber? Ah, I've
+caught you! The ingratitude! You terrible
+old wretch!"&mdash;this to Granfa&mdash;"close that door
+instantly while I send for the police!"</p>
+
+<p>By this time we had ventured into the hall,
+and, Mrs. Handsomebody, seeing us groaned:
+"Under the roof with these innocent children&mdash;I
+thought that in my care their innocence was
+safe."</p>
+
+<p>"It was thim same innocents that brung him
+here," said Mary Ellen, stung into disclosing our
+part in the scandal, "and it's himsilf is their own
+grandfather."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody's gaze was appalling as
+she turned it on us three.</p>
+
+<p>"You? Your grandfather? What fresh insanity
+is this?"</p>
+
+<p>"You see," I explained, keeping my fascinated
+eyes on the wart on her chin, "he's just
+come for a little visit, and he really is our Granfa,
+and we love him awfully."</p>
+
+<p>"Won't have him abused," spluttered The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"Be rights," added Mary Ellen, solemnly, "he
+should have the best spare room, the byes' own
+aged relation."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall sift this affair," said Mrs. Handsomebody,
+"to its most appalling dregs. You, Alexander"&mdash;to The Seraph&mdash;"are the smallest, look
+through that keyhole and inform me what he is
+doing."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph obeyed, chuckling. "He's took to
+the bed again&mdash;all exceptin' one leg&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"We can dispense with detail," cut in our
+governess. "Is he at all violent?"</p>
+
+<p>"Bless you, no," replied Mary Ellen. "He's
+as mild mannered as can be and an old friend
+of the Bishop's, so they say. 'Twas him that
+brung him home in his pony trap."</p>
+
+<p>"The Bishop! I must see the Bishop instantly."</p>
+
+<p>As she spoke a stentorian shout of "Butcher!"
+came from the regions below.</p>
+
+<p>"There," she said, to Mary Ellen, "is young
+Watlin. Call him up instantly; and he shall
+guard the door while I dress. Explain the situation
+very briefly to him. It would be well to
+arm him with a poker, in case the old man becomes
+violent. David, go to Bishop Torrance
+and tell him that I hope he will call on me at
+once, if possible. Put on your clothes, but you
+may leave your hair in disorder, just as it is. It
+will serve to show the Bishop into what a state of
+panic this household has been thrown."</p>
+
+<p>She was obliged to retire hastily to her room
+because of the arrival of Mr. Watlin.</p>
+
+<p>It was some time before Mary Ellen, and The
+Seraph, and I could make him understand what
+had happened, though we all tried at once.</p>
+
+<p>"And you mean to tell me that he's in there?"
+he asked, at last, grinning broadly.</p>
+
+<p>"Sorra a place else," replied Mary Ellen, "and
+you're to guard the door till the police comes."</p>
+
+<p>"Guard nothink," said Mr. Watlin, belligerently,
+"I'll go right in and tackle him single-handed."</p>
+
+<p>With one accord The Seraph and I flung ourselves
+before the door.</p>
+
+<p>"You shan't hurt him," we cried, "he's our
+own Granfa! We'll fight you first."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Watlin made some playful passes at our
+stomachs. "Let's all have a fight," he chaffed.
+Then he said&mdash;"Hullo, here's the old 'un himself,
+and quite a character to be sure. No wonder
+Mrs. 'Andsomebody is in a taking."</p>
+
+<p>The door had opened behind us; Granfa stood
+revealed, wearing his ragged coat and hat, and
+carrying his stick and little bundle, wrapped in a
+red handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't 'ee get in a frizz, my dears, about me,"
+he said with dignity. "I be leaving this instant
+moment. As for you&mdash;" addressing Mr. Watlin&mdash;"you
+be a gert beefy critter, but don't be
+too sure you could tackle me, single-handed. I
+be terr'ble full of power when I'm roused, and
+it takes a deal to calm me down again." And
+he trotted to the head of the stairs and began to
+descend.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph and I kept close on either side of
+him, tightly holding his hands.</p>
+
+<p>"She's in the parlour," I whispered, "and the
+Bishop's with her. Shall you go in?"</p>
+
+<p>Granfa nodded solemnly.</p>
+
+<p>We stood in the doorway of the sacred apartment.
+Even there, the spirit of the May morning
+seemed to have penetrated, for in the glass
+case a stuffed oriole had cocked his eye with a
+longing look at a withered nest that hung before
+him.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody had just finished her recital.
+"I thought I should have swooned," she
+said.</p>
+
+<p>"And no wonder," replied the Bishop, "I'm
+quite sure I should have." Then he turned to us
+with a look of mingled amusement and concern.
+"Now what do you suppose I'm going to do with
+you Granfa?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, parson, don't 'ee send me back to the
+work'us! If I bide there any longer, 'twill break
+my fine spirit."</p>
+
+<p>"I am going to propose something very different,"
+said the Bishop, kindly. "We need another
+sweeper and duster about the Cathedral,
+and if you think you are strong enough to wield
+a broom, you may earn a decent living. I know
+a very kind charwoman, who would lodge and
+board you, and you would be near your little&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Gwandsons," said The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"Silence!" ordered Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"You would be near us all," finished the Bishop,
+blandly.</p>
+
+<p>"Ess fay. I can wield a broom," said Granfa.
+"And 'twill be a noble end for me to pass my
+days in such a holy spot. 'Twill be but a short
+jump from there fair into Heaven itself, and I
+do thank 'ee, parson, with all my heart."</p>
+
+<p>So it was settled, and turned out excellently.
+Even Mary Ellen could have learned from Granfa
+new ways of handling a broom with the least exertion
+to the worker; aye, in his hands, the broom
+seemed used chiefly as a support; a staff, upon
+which he leant while telling us many a tale of
+those rare old smuggling days of his youth.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes, in dim unused parts of the building,
+we would rig up a pirate's ship, and Granfa
+would fix the broom to the masthead to show
+that he, like Drake, had swept the seas.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes, indeed, we found him fast asleep
+in a corner of some crimson-cushioned pew, looking
+so peaceful that, rough sea-going fellows
+though we were, we had not the heart to rouse
+him.</p>
+
+<p>Once, standing before the stained glass window
+in memory of young Cosmo John, Granfa said:</p>
+
+<p>"It beats all how thiccy lad does yearn toward
+me. His eyes follow me wherever I go."</p>
+
+<p>"And no wonder, Granfa," cried The Seraph,
+throwing his arms around him, "for everybody
+loves 'ee so!"</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch8">Chapter VIII: Noblesse
+Oblige</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>Angel and I grew amazingly that summer.
+We grew in length of limb but with no corresponding
+gain in scholastic stature. We had
+made up our minds to retain as little as possible
+of Mrs. Handsomebody's teaching and we had
+succeeded so well in our purpose, that, at nine
+and ten we had about as much book-learning as
+would have befitted The Seraph, while he retained
+the serene ignorance of babyhood. But
+in affairs of the imagination we were no laggards.
+We eagerly drank in Granfa's tales of the sea,
+and Harry lent us many a hair-raising book of
+adventure.</p>
+
+<p>Yet we longed for the companionship of other
+boys of our own age, and strained towards the
+day when we should go to school. Our abounding
+energy chafed more and more under the rule
+of Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>Now she had left the schoolroom to interview
+a plumber, and her black bombazine dress
+having sailed away like a cloud, we had utterly
+relaxed, and were basking in the sunshine of her
+absence.</p>
+
+<p>Slumped on my spine, I was watching a spider,
+just over my head, that was leisurely ascending
+his shining rope-ladder to the ceiling. I contemplated
+his powers of retreat with an almost
+bitter envy. Fancy being able, at a moment's
+notice, to bolt out of reach (even out of sight
+and hearing) of all that was obnoxious to a
+fellow! I pictured myself, when some particularly
+harassing question had been put by my
+governess, springing from my seat, snatching the
+ever-ready shining rope and making for some
+friendly cornice, where, with my six or eight legs
+wrapped round my head, I would settle down for
+a snug sleep, not to be disturbed by any female.</p>
+
+<p>Yet, I had to admit, that if any one in the
+schoolroom played the r&ocirc;le of spider, it was
+Mrs. Handsomebody herself, whose desk was the
+centre of a web of books, pencils, rulers and a
+cane, in the meshes of which we three were caught
+like young flies, before our bright wings had been
+unfolded.</p>
+
+<p>I looked at The Seraph. After slavishly making
+pot hooks all the afternoon, he was now licking
+them off his slate with unaffected relish. I
+turned to Angel.</p>
+
+<p>With hands thrust deep in his pockets he was
+staring disconsolately at the unfinished sum before
+him. I, too, had given it up in despair.</p>
+
+<p>"It's mediocre," he muttered. "Absolutely
+mediocre, and I won't stand it."</p>
+
+<p><i>Mediocre.</i> It was a new word to me, and I
+wondered where he had picked it up. It was
+like Angel to spring it on me this way.</p>
+
+<p>"Awfully mediocre," I assented. "And it
+can't be done."</p>
+
+<p>A flicker of annoyance crossed his face that
+his new word should be thus lightly bandied, but
+he went on&mdash;"Just listen here: an apple-woman
+who had four score of apples in her cart, sold
+three dozen at four pence, half-penny a dozen;
+two and a half dozen at five pence a dozen. At
+what price would she have to sell the remaining,
+in order to realize"&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"And look here," I interrupted, wrathfully,
+"Why does she always give us sums about an
+apple-woman, or a muffin-man? It just makes
+a chap hungry. Why doesn't she make one up
+about a dentist for a change, or somethin' like
+that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," assented Angel, catching at the idea.
+"Like this: if a dentist pulled five teeth out of one
+lady, and seven and a half out of another, at
+two shillings apiece how many must he pull in
+order to&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Then there's undertakers," I broke in. "If
+a undertaker buried nine corpses one day, and
+six and a half the next&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>I had to stop, for Angel was convulsed with
+laughter, and The Seraph was beginning to get
+noisy.</p>
+
+<p>Angel produced a small bottle of licorice water
+from his pocket and took a long mouthful. Then
+he handed it to me. It was soothing, delicious.</p>
+
+<p>"Me too!" cried The Seraph, and I held it to
+his eager little mouth.</p>
+
+<p>"Here," said Angel angrily, "he's swiggin'
+down the whole thing. Drop it, young'un!"</p>
+
+<p>At the same moment, the door opened quietly,
+and Mrs. Handsomebody entered. I tore the bottle
+from The Seraph's clinging lips, and stuffed
+it, corkless, into my pocket.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody sat down and disposed
+her skirt about her knees. Her eyes travelled
+over us.</p>
+
+<p>"Alexander," she said to The Seraph, "stand
+up." He meekly rose.</p>
+
+<p>"What is that on your chin?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph explored his chin with his tongue.</p>
+
+<p>"It tastes sweet," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"I asked what is it?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph shot an imploring glance at Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"I fink," he hedged, "it's some of the gwavy
+fwom dinner left over."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody turned to Angel and me.</p>
+
+<p>"Stand up," she commanded, sternly, "and we
+shall sift this matter to the root."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," admitted Angel, nonchalantly. "It
+was licorice root made into a drink."</p>
+
+<p>"Licorice root," repeated our governess, in a
+tone of disgust. "It is by imbibing such vile
+concoctions that the taste for more ardent spirits
+is created. When I was your age, I had taken
+no beverage save milk and hot water, from which
+I graduated naturally to weak tea, and from
+thence to the&mdash;er&mdash;stronger brew. I am at present
+your guardian as well as your teacher and I
+shall do my utmost to eradicate&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>It was impossible to follow her discourse because
+of the keen discomfort I was feeling as the
+remainder of the licorice water trickled down my
+right leg. I was brought up with a start by Mrs.
+Handsomebody almost shouting:</p>
+
+<p>"John! What is that puddle on the floor beneath
+you? Don't move! Stay where you
+are." She sprang to my side and grasped my
+shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"I s'pose it's some more of the woot," giggled
+The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>I put my hand in my pocket and produced the
+empty bottle. Mrs. Handsomebody took it between
+her thumb and forefinger. She gave me
+a sharp rap on the head with it.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," she gobbled, "go to your room and
+remain there till the exercises are over, then return
+to me for punishment. <i>And</i> change your
+trousers."</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>My trousers had been changed. Afternoon
+school was over, and I had just finished the last
+weary line in the long imposition set by Mrs.
+Handsomebody. I stretched my cramped limbs,
+and wondered dully where my brothers were.
+My depression was increased by the fact that the
+freshly-donned trousers were brown tweed, while
+my jacket was of blue serge.</p>
+
+<p>I laid the imposition on Mrs. Handsomebody's
+desk, and listlessly set out to find the others. I
+could hear Mary Ellen in the kitchen thumping
+a mop against the legs of the furniture in a savage
+manner that bespoke no mood of airy persiflage.
+Therefore, I did not go down the back stairs,
+but throwing a leg over the hand-rail of the
+front stairs, I slowly slid to the bottom, and
+rested there a space on my stomach, an attitude
+peaceful, and conducive to clear thinking.</p>
+
+<p>I reviewed the situation dispassionately. Here
+was I, who had scarcely been at all to blame,
+humiliated, an outcast, so to speak, while Angel,
+who had made the beastly mess, went unscathed.
+As for The Seraph! I could scarcely bear to
+think of him with his tell-tale sticky little chin.</p>
+
+<p>Voices roused me. Buoyant with animation,
+they penetrated beyond the closed front door. A
+loud unknown voice, mingled with those of Angel
+and The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>In an instant, I was on my feet, my nose pressed
+against one of the narrow windows of ruby-coloured
+glass that were on either side of the hall
+door. I could see three small red figures in animated
+conversation on the square grass plot
+before the house. The largest of the three began
+to execute a masterly hop, skip and jump on
+the crimson grass. Above arched the sanguine
+sky.</p>
+
+<p>I opened the door and closing it softly behind
+me, stood on the steps.</p>
+
+<p>The newcomer was a sturdy fellow about a year
+older than Angel. He had a devil-may-care air
+about him, and he wore, at a rakish angle, a cap,
+bearing the badge of a well-known school. He
+turned to me instantly.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," he said, "you're a rum-lookin' pup."</p>
+
+<p>I was rather abashed at such a greeting, but
+I held my ground. "My name is John," I replied
+simply.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Lord!" he groaned. "<i>John!</i> Don't
+you know enough to give your surname? Eh?
+I wish we had you at my school for a term.
+We'd lick you into shape."</p>
+
+<p>"His surname is Curzon, too," put in Angel,
+"same as mine."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, then," said the boy, "you're Curzon
+major, Curzon minor, and Curzon minimus.
+Hear that, Curzon minimus?" he shouted, tweaking
+The Seraph's ear.</p>
+
+<p>"I say," said Angel, "you let him alone!"
+And I ran down the steps. The boy stared.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you keep him in order?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Rather," replied Angel, "but I don't hurt him
+for nothing."</p>
+
+<p>"I have two young brothers," said the boy,
+"and I hurt them for next to nothing. Licks
+'em into shape."</p>
+
+<p>He looked around him and then added,
+"There's no fun here. Let's hook it to my place,
+and I'll show you my rabbits. I've taken a
+fancy to you, and, if you like, I'll let you call me
+by my first name. It's Simon. And I'll call you
+by yours. That minor and minimus business is
+rather rotten when you're friends. Come along."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody, we knew, was safe at a
+lecture on The Application of Science to Human
+Relationships; Mary Ellen was doing her Friday's
+cleaning; therefore, we set off with our
+new-found friend without fear of hindrance from
+the female section of our household.</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>As we trotted along, Simon told us that his
+family had taken a large old house that had stood
+vacant ever since we had come to live with Mrs.
+Handsomebody. How often we had timidly
+passed its dingy front, wondering what might be
+within its closed shutters and deep-set front door!</p>
+
+<p>Now, as we approached, we saw that the sign,
+To Let, had been taken down; the door and shutters
+were wide open; and, one of the shutters,
+hanging at a rakish angle, much as Simon wore
+his cap, gave a promise of jollity and lack of
+restraint within.</p>
+
+<p>"We shall just cut around to the back garden,"
+announced Simon. "The kids are there, and
+need putting in order by the row they are making."</p>
+
+<p>We passed through a low door in the wall that
+separated the front garden from the back. The
+wall was overgrown with dusty untrimmed
+creepers, from which a flock of sparrows flew
+when the door was opened.</p>
+
+<p>For a moment, we could scarcely take in the
+scene before us; in our experience it was so unprecedented.
+But Simon did not seem in the
+least surprised.</p>
+
+<p>"Hi, kids!" he yelled, "just keep that water
+off us, will you! Put down that hose, Mops!"</p>
+
+<p>Mops was a girl a little younger than Simon.
+She stood in the middle of the garden, a hose in
+her hands, and she was absorbed in drenching two
+half-naked small boys and five fox terriers, who
+circled around her like performers in a circus
+ring. The noise of yelling boys and barking dogs
+was terrific.</p>
+
+<p>"What's she doing?" we gasped.</p>
+
+<p>"It's so dev'lish hot that the hose feels bully.
+Like to try it?"</p>
+
+<p>"I wish we had got our bathing suits," said
+Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind. I think there's a couple of
+pairs of trunks in the scullery, and the young
+'un can have a pinafore of Mopsie's."</p>
+
+<p>He led the way down some littered steps into a
+basement room, where a dishevelled maid was
+blacking boots.</p>
+
+<p>"Here Playter," he ordered, "dig up some togs
+for a hosing, will you? And be sharp about it,
+there's a love."</p>
+
+<p>The girl obligingly dropped her boots, and
+turning out the contents of a cupboard, produced
+some faded blue bathing trunks.</p>
+
+<p>To us they seemed shamelessly inadequate, but
+Simon appeared satisfied. Now he hurried us to
+a summer-house occupied by a family of lop-eared
+rabbits, and here we changed into the trunks.
+The Seraph required some help, and when he was
+stripped, I could see his little heart pounding
+away at his ribs, for, between the exertion of
+keeping up to us, and not quite understanding why
+he was being undressed, he was very much
+wrought up.</p>
+
+<p>"It's just fun," I reassured him. "Don't get
+funky."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not," he whispered, as I tied on his trunks,
+"but I fink it's a dangerous enterpwise."</p>
+
+<p>"Time's up," yelled Simon, "get into the
+game!"</p>
+
+<p>We leaped from the summer-house to the
+grass, and, refreshing it was to our bare soles.
+The first onslaught from the hose almost knocked
+my legs from under me, and, indeed, throughout
+the game, Mops seemed to single me out for
+special attention. We three had never in our
+lives given way to such an abandon of wildness.
+The Seraph yelled till he was hoarse, and, when
+at last Mops surrendered the hose to Simon, the
+orgy grew wilder still.</p>
+
+<p>In the midst of it, a French window at the back
+of the house opened, and a lady stood on the
+threshold.</p>
+
+<p>My senses had received only a delicate impression
+of pink satin, golden hair, and flashing rings,
+when Simon turned the hose, in full force, on the
+step just below her, sending a shower of drops all
+about her. With a scream she fled indoors,
+slamming the French window.</p>
+
+<p>"You got her that time, all right," said Mops,
+grinning roguishly.</p>
+
+<p>"Who is she?" I gasped.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, just mummy," replied Simon, nonchalantly.</p>
+
+<p>The French window opened again. This time
+a young man in grey tweeds appeared. I quite
+expected to see him greeted with a shower also,
+but Simon respectfully lowered the hose.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you turn that hose on your mother,
+Simon?" asked the young man sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"Just a little," answered Simon.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the next time you do it you'll get your
+jacket dusted, do you hear?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, father."</p>
+
+<p>The young man disappeared into the house,
+three of the wet dogs following him.</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't Lord Simon sweet?" asked Mops, with
+another roguish smile at me.</p>
+
+<p>"Awfully," I replied politely, "but is the lady
+really your mother?"</p>
+
+<p>"Let's feed," interrupted Simon, throwing
+down the hose, "I've a rare old twist on."</p>
+
+<p>I was sorry he had interrupted us, for I yearned
+towards Mops, and I felt that further conversation
+with me would be acceptable to her, but we
+were swept away in the stampede for food to the
+basement kitchens.</p>
+
+<p>They seemed immense to me, and full of the
+jolliest servants I had ever seen. Two men-servants
+in livery were playing a game of cribbage
+at one end of a long littered table, while several
+laughing maid-servants hung over their shoulders.
+The game was suspended at our entrance, and
+they all turned to ask us questions and chaff us
+about our appearance. One of the fox terriers
+jumped on the table and began nosing among the
+saucepans. Nobody stopped him. The fat,
+good-natured cook busied herself in spreading
+bread and butter with Sultana raisins for us; the
+maid-servants made a great fuss over The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>In such a whirlwind did this family live that
+just as I was beginning to feel at ease in this extraordinary
+kitchen, I was rushed back to the garden
+to play, a somewhat solid feeling in my
+stomach telling me that the bread and Sultanas
+had arrived.</p>
+
+<p>"Hurrah for stilts," screamed Mops.</p>
+
+<p>"Just the thing," assented Simon. "Here
+young Bunny and Bill, fetch the stilts, and be
+sharp about it&mdash;hear?" and he gave them each a
+punch in the ribs.</p>
+
+<p>Thus encouraged, Bunny and Bill scampered
+across the grass, the fox-terriers yelping at their
+heels, and, from a convenient out-house all sizes
+of stilts were produced.</p>
+
+<p>These accomplished children could do all manner
+of amazing feats on the stilts; even little Bill
+laughed at our awkward attempts. But, after
+many falls, Angel and I could limp haltingly
+about the garden, and experienced the new joy of
+looking down at things instead of up.</p>
+
+<p>We noticed presently that Simon was propped
+against the high wall that divided this garden
+from the next. In a moment he called to us:</p>
+
+<p>"Toddle over here and see what the old girls
+are doing."</p>
+
+<p>"Who does he mean?" I asked Mops, as we
+moved stiffly, side by side.</p>
+
+<p>"It's the Unaquarium parson's garden," she
+said. "I expect they're having a tea-fight.
+They're always up to something fishy."</p>
+
+<p>Something ominous in the words should have
+warned me, but I was too elated to be heedful of
+signs or portents. I clutched the wall, and, with
+a grin of amusement, gazed down at the group of
+ladies, who, with two gentlemen in black, were
+drinking tea on the lawn.</p>
+
+<p>Bunny threw a green pear at the thin legs of the
+taller gentleman.</p>
+
+<p>The gentleman shied in a most spirited fashion,
+slopping his tea.</p>
+
+<p>Everybody turned to look in our direction.</p>
+
+<p>"Duck," hissed Mops.</p>
+
+<p>But it was too late to duck. Several ladies
+were already sweeping towards us.</p>
+
+<p>Then my soul fainted within me, for the voice
+of the being who ruled our little universe spoke
+as from a dark cloud.</p>
+
+<p>"David! John! Alexander!" gobbled the Voice,
+"are you gone mad? Come here instantly&mdash;but
+no&mdash;you appear to be nude&mdash;answer me&mdash;are you
+nude?"</p>
+
+<p>Mops answered for us; we were too afflicted
+for speech.</p>
+
+<p>"If you mean naket, we're not," she said, "but
+the dressed-up part of us is on this side."</p>
+
+<p>I was conscious of murmuring voices: What
+a terrible little girl; indeed the whole family; as
+for the mother&mdash;Yes&mdash;my pupils, and, for the
+present, my wards&mdash;Once they even threw a
+dead rat over!</p>
+
+<p>Then up spoke Mrs. Handsomebody. "Put
+on your clothes," she ordered, "and meet me at
+the corner. I shall be waiting."</p>
+
+
+<h4>IV</h4>
+
+<p>We had put on our clothes. We had met her
+but, good Heaven! what a Rendezvous! She,
+and Angel, and I were pallid with suppressed emotions,
+while The Seraph's face was flushed crimson.
+He was weeping loudly, as he followed in
+our wake, and walking with some difficulty, since
+Angel and I, in our agitation, had put his trousers
+on back to front.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody placed us in a row, on
+three chairs in the dining-room, and seated herself
+opposite to us. After removing her bonnet,
+and giving it to Mary Ellen to carry upstairs to
+the wardrobe, she said:</p>
+
+<p>"If I believed that you realized the enormity
+of what you have done, I should write to South
+America to your father, and tell him that I would
+no longer undertake the responsibility of three
+boys so evilly inclined. What do you suppose my
+sensations were when, at the close of the lecture,
+the other ladies, the professor, our pastor, and
+myself adjourned to the garden for tea, to find
+you three perched, almost nude, on a wall, in such
+company?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you know that those people are not respectable?
+The man, I am told, is a rake, who attends
+cockfights, and the mother of those children
+has been seen in the garden&mdash;<i>tight</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>"Was that the lady in pink satin?" asked
+Angel, showing interest for the first time.</p>
+
+<p>"I daresay. One would expect to find her in
+pink satin."</p>
+
+<p>The lecture went on, but I did not hear it; my
+mind dwelt insistently on thoughts of the lady in
+pink.</p>
+
+<p>"What did she do, please?" I interrupted,
+thoughtlessly, at last.</p>
+
+<p>"Who do?"</p>
+
+<p>"The lady. When she was tight."</p>
+
+<p>"So that is where your thoughts were," said
+Mrs. Handsomebody, angrily, "nice speculations
+indeed, for a little boy!"</p>
+
+<p>"I should yike a little nushment, please," interrupted
+The Seraph in his turn.</p>
+
+<p>"Not nourishment, but punishment is what you
+will get, young man," replied our governess,
+tartly. "What you three need is discipline at
+the hands of a strong man. We shall now go
+upstairs."</p>
+
+
+<h4>V</h4>
+
+<p>It was over. The gas was out, and we were
+in bed. Not snugly in bed, but smartingly; each
+trying to find a cool place on the sheets, and
+things very much bedewed by the tears of The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't care," said Angel, rather huskily. "It
+was worth it, I'd do it again like a shot."</p>
+
+<p>"So would I," I assented. "Whatever do you
+s'pose they're up to now!"</p>
+
+<p>And, indeed, the thought of this spirited
+family coloured all my dreams. As in dancing
+rainbows they whirled about my bed: Mops with
+the hose; Bunny and Bill twinkling on stilts;
+Simon with all the dogs at his heels; and above
+all, the lady in pink, presiding like a golden-haired goddess, and very "tight."</p>
+
+<p>We were still in black disgrace at breakfast.
+Scarcely dared we raise our eyes to the cold face
+of Mrs. Handsomebody, lest she should read in
+them some yearning recollection of yesterday's
+misdeeds. Large spoonfuls of porridge and thin
+milk made unwonted gurgling noises as they hurried
+down our throats to our empty young
+stomachs.</p>
+
+<p>When we had done, and The Seraph had offered
+thanks to God for this good meal, Mrs.
+Handsomebody marched us, like conscripts to
+the schoolroom, where she assigned to each of us
+a task to keep him busy until her return from
+market.</p>
+
+<p>But the front door had barely closed upon her
+black bombazine dress, when we scampered to the
+head of the stairs, threw ourselves upon the
+hand-rail, and slid lightly to the bottom, and
+from there ran to find Mary Ellen in the parlour.</p>
+
+<p>She was sweeping out the sombre room
+with such listless movements of her plump, red
+arms, that the moist tea-leaves on the floor
+scarce moved beneath the broom.</p>
+
+<p>"Sure, I niver see sich a cairpet as this in all
+me born days," she was saying. "If I was to
+swape till I fell prostitute, I'd niver git it clane."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't bother about the work, Mary
+Ellen!" we cried. "Just listen to the adventure
+we had yesterday!"</p>
+
+<p>"I listened to the hindermost part of it," she
+returned, "and it sounded purty lively."</p>
+
+<p>"Who cares?" said Angel. "It didn't hurt a
+bit."</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit," assented The Seraph, cheerily.
+"She gets weaker evwy day, and I get stwonger."</p>
+
+<p>We rushed upon Mary Ellen then with the
+whole story of our new friends, dwelling,
+especially, upon our visit below stairs, and the
+rollicking men and maid-servants we found there.</p>
+
+<p>"They were drinking beer-and-gin," concluded
+Angel, "and the scullery-maid did a breakdown
+for us in a pair of hunting boots."</p>
+
+<p>"It beats all," said Mary Ellen, leaning on her
+broom, "what kapes me in a dull place like this,
+whin there do be sich wild goin's on just around
+the corner like. I'd give a month's wage to see
+thim folks."</p>
+
+<p>"Come around with me," suggested Angel,
+"and I'll introduce you."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, Masther Angel. Misther Watlin,
+me young man, wouldn't want me to be goin' into
+mixed company widout him. An it do seem a
+pity, too, since I have me new blue dress, for
+if ever I look lovely, I look lovely in blue." And
+she attacked the tea-leaves with a lagging broom.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody, when dinner was over,
+fixed us with her cold grey eye, and said:</p>
+
+<p>"Since you have proved yourselves utterly untrustworthy,
+you shall be locked in your bedroom,
+during my absence this afternoon. Mary
+Ellen, who will be engaged in cleaning the coal
+cellar, has been instructed to supply you with
+bread and milk at four o'clock. By exemplary
+behaviour today, you will ensure a return to your
+customary privileges tomorrow."</p>
+
+
+<h4>VI</h4>
+
+<p>The prison door was locked. The gaoler
+gone.</p>
+
+<p>Thus our Saturday half-holiday!</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I threw ourselves, face downward,
+on the bed. Not so The Seraph. Folding his
+arms, which were almost too short to fold, he
+stood before the single window, gazing through
+its grimy glass at the brick wall opposite, as
+though determined to find something cheerful in
+the outlook.</p>
+
+<p>Aeons passed.</p>
+
+<p>Familiar faces began to leer at me from the
+pattern in the wall-paper. Angel was despondently
+counting out his money on the counter-pane,
+and trying to make three half-pennys and
+a penny with a hole through it, look like affluence.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly there came a rattling of hard particles on the pane. As we stared at each other
+in surprise, another volley followed. It was a
+signal, and no mistake! Already The Seraph
+was tapping the window in response. A moment
+of violent exertion passed before we could get it
+open. Then, thrusting out our heads we discovered
+Simon standing in the passage below,
+his upturned face wearing an anxious grin.</p>
+
+<p>"Thought I'd never get you," he whispered
+hoarsely. "I saw the Dragon go out, so I fired
+a handful of gravel at every window in turn.
+Come on out."</p>
+
+<p>"We can't. We're locked in!" we chorused
+dismally.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll try to catch you if you jump," he suggested.
+"I would break the fall, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>But the way looked long, and Simon very small.</p>
+
+<p>Then: "There's a ladder," cried The Seraph,
+gleefully, "better twy that."</p>
+
+<p>With his usual clear-sightedness, he had spied
+what had escaped his seniors. Our neighbour,
+Mr. Mortimer Pegg, had been having some
+paper hung, and, surely enough, the workmen
+had left a tall ladder propped against the wall of
+the house. Without a second's hesitation, Simon
+flung himself upon it, and with one splendid
+effort, hurled it from that support to the wall of
+Mrs. Handsomebody's house. Then, with the
+strength of a superman, he dragged it until it
+leaned just below our window, and stood gasping
+at its base.</p>
+
+<p>"Good fellow," said Angel, and began to climb
+out.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, you hand me The Seraph," he ordered,
+"and I'll attend to him."</p>
+
+<p>I had some misgivings as I passed his plump,
+clinging little person through the window, and
+watched him make the perilous descent, but, in
+time, he reached the ground, and then I, too,
+stood beside the others, and the four of us
+scampered lightly down the street with no misgivings,
+and no fears.</p>
+
+<p>Before the door of our own grocer, Simon
+made a halt.</p>
+
+<p>"Must have somethin' wet," he gasped.
+"Ladder nearly floored me."</p>
+
+<p>He took us in and treated us with princely unconcern
+to ginger beer and a jam puff apiece.
+As we sucked our beer through straws, I smiled
+to think of Mary Ellen, doubtless preparing
+bread and milk at home.</p>
+
+<p>Once more we entered the garden through the
+creeper-hung door. We visited the rabbits, and
+unchained one of the fox-terriers, which had been
+tied up, Simon told us, as a punishment for eating
+part of a lace curtain. Bill appeared then and
+said that his mother desired us to go to her in the
+drawing-room, and, as it was beginning to rain,
+Simon agreed that it wasn't a bad idea.
+We might even find something to eat in there.</p>
+
+<p>As we trooped past the basement window, I
+lingered behind the others, and peered for a
+space into the lawless region below. What met
+my gaze almost took my breath away: for there
+was our own Mary Ellen, who should have been
+at that moment cleaning the coal cellar, sitting
+at one end of the long table, in her new blue dress,
+and plumed hat, a gentleman in livery on either
+side of her, and on the table before her, a mug,
+which, without doubt, contained gin-and-beer!</p>
+
+<p>I waited to see no more. Enough to know
+that all the world was run amuck! With a glad
+whoop, I sped after the others, and only drew
+up when I stood on the threshold of the drawing-room.</p>
+
+<p>Like the servants' hall, it was a large apartment,
+and, like it, was bewildering in its colour
+and movement, to eyes accustomed to the grey
+decorum of Mrs. Handsomebody's establishment.</p>
+
+<p>Though it was summer, there was a fire on
+the hearth, which played with changeful constancy
+on the vivid chintzes, silver candle-sticks,
+and many mirrors of the room, but most of all,
+on the golden hair and satin tea-gown of the
+lady in pink.</p>
+
+<p>She was speaking in a loud, clear voice to
+Simon's father, who was leaning against the
+mantelpiece smoking.</p>
+
+<p>"Why the devil," she was saying, "should you
+smoke expensive cigars? Why don't you smoke
+cigarettes as I do?"</p>
+
+<p>She angrily puffed at one as she spoke, and
+threw herself back among the black and gold
+cushions of the divan, where she was sitting.
+Her fair brow cleared, however, as her glance
+rested on The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"Adorable little toad!" she cried, drawing him
+to her side. "What is your name?"</p>
+
+<p>"Alexander," replied our youngest, "but they
+call me The Seraph. I'm not a pampud pet."</p>
+
+<p>This sent the lady into a gale of laughter. She
+hugged him closer and turned to me.</p>
+
+<p>"And what is your name, Sobersides?" she
+demanded.</p>
+
+<p>"John," I replied, "and my father is David
+Curzon, and he is an engineer in South America,
+but he's coming back to England some day, and, I
+expect then we shall go to school. We just live
+with Mrs. Handsomebody."</p>
+
+<p>As I talked, her expression changed. She
+leaned forward, searching my face eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it possible?" she said, in a tragic voice.
+"Is it possible? David Curzon. His son.
+The very spit of him!" Abruptly she broke
+into gay laughter, which, somehow, I did not
+quite like: and turning to her husband, she said:
+"Do you remember Davy Curzon? He was
+such a silly old pet. Lor'! I'd quite forgot
+him!"</p>
+
+<p>"Lucky Davy," said the gentleman, smiling at
+me.</p>
+
+<p>"And he was so ridiculously poor," she went
+on, "I remember he ruined himself once to buy
+me a pair of cream-coloured ponies, and a lapis-lazuli
+necklace. And I daresay he's <i>fat</i> now!"</p>
+
+<p>"He is not," I retorted stoutly. "He's thin.
+He's had the fever."</p>
+
+<p>"Again?" she cried. "He had it when I knew
+him&mdash;badly too. Who did he marry?"</p>
+
+<p>"A Miss Vicars," replied her husband.
+"Good family. A screaming beauty too. Other
+two boys look like her."</p>
+
+<p>But the lady had now, it seemed, no interest
+in the other two boys. The Seraph was deposed
+from his place on the divan to make room for
+me; and the lady begged me to give her a kiss,
+just for old times' sake. Yet, somehow, I did
+not quite like it, for I felt that she was making
+fun of my father, the hero of my dreams.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, the other children, unchided, were
+making things lively in their own way. Mops
+and the boys were eating dates from a bowl and
+pelting each other with the stones, while a new
+member of the family, a seemingly sexless being
+in a blue sash and shoulder knots, called "Baby,"
+galloped up and down the room with a battledore
+and shuttlecock.</p>
+
+
+<h4>VII</h4>
+
+<p>No servant announced her name. I felt no
+warning tremor of solid Earth beneath my feet.
+Yet there she was, in full equipment of bombazine
+dress, hard black bonnet, reticule, and umbrella,
+gripped like an avenging sword. Oh,
+that some merciful cloud might have swept us,
+like fair Iphigenia to the abode of the gods, and
+left three soft-eyed hinds in our stead!</p>
+
+<p>Yet, there we were, gazing at her, spellbound:
+and presently she enunciated with awful distinctness:</p>
+
+<p>"I am come to apologize for the intrusion of
+my wards upon your privacy, and to remove them
+instantly."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, bless you," said the lady in pink, cheerily,
+"three or four more don't matter to us. Won't
+you sit down? And children&mdash;please let the
+lady's things be, d'you hear?" for these intrepid
+children had gathered around Mrs. Handsomebody
+as though she were a dancing bear; and
+"Baby" had even pulled her umbrella from her
+hand substituting for it the battledore which
+Mrs. Handsomebody unconsciously held, with an
+effect of ferocious playfulness.</p>
+
+<p>"I thank you," replied Mrs. Handsomebody.
+"I shall remain standing."</p>
+
+<p>"Let me make you acquainted with my husband,"
+pursued the lady, "he's Lord Simon de
+Lacey, second son of the Duke of Aberfalden.
+Please excuse him smokin'!"</p>
+
+<p>The effect of these simple words on Mrs. Handsomebody
+was startling. She brandished the
+battledore as though to ward off the approaching
+Lord Simon, and repeated in a trembling
+voice:</p>
+
+<p>"Lord Simon de Lacey&mdash;Duke of Aberfalden.
+Surely there is some mistake."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid not," said Lord Simon, shaking
+her hand. "In me you behold the traditional,
+impecunious younger son, and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But it will not always be so," interrupted
+Lady Simon, shouting to make herself heard,
+"for, you see, my husband's older brother is an
+invalid who will never marry, so we shall inherit
+the dukedom and estates one day. This child&mdash;"
+pointing to young Simon&mdash;"is a future duke."</p>
+
+<p>"He has a lovely brow," said Mrs. Handsomebody,
+beaming at him.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, an astounding change had come over
+our governess. No longer was her manner
+frigid; her face, so grey and hard, had softened
+till it seemed to radiate benevolence. She
+beamed at Bill and Bunny playing at leap-frog
+before her chair; she beamed at "Baby," galloping
+astride of her umbrella; she beamed at Mops,
+trying to force a date into the mouth of a struggling
+fox-terrier; she even beamed at me when I
+caught her eye.</p>
+
+<p>"I trust that your father, the Duke, keeps
+well," she said to Lord Simon.</p>
+
+<p>"Great old boy," he replied. "Never misses
+a meet. Been in at the death of nearly four
+thousand foxes."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, blood will tell," breathed Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"You see," interposed Lady Simon, "the Duke
+disinherited my husband when he married me.
+Didn't approve of the Profession. I was Miss
+Dulcie June, awfully well known. Photographs
+all over the place. Danced at the Gaiety,
+y'know."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure I have heard of you," said Mrs.
+Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the Duke and I ran into each other at a
+dog show last week, and he was so struck with
+me, he asked to be introduced, and has asked us
+all to visit him at Falden Castle. It looks hopeful,
+don't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed, yes. But we shall be very sorry to
+lose you. It is so difficult for me to find suitable
+companions for my wards, and your children are
+so&mdash;spirited. Of course, blood will tell."</p>
+
+<p>"Just what I say," assented Lady Simon, "for
+I was a spirited girl, if ever there was one.
+What with late hours, and toe-dancin' and high-kickin',
+it's a wonder how I stood it. I think I
+was like that Sir Galahad chap whose 'strength
+was as the strength of ten'&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Doubtless because your art was pure, my
+love," put in Lord Simon, with a sly smile.</p>
+
+<p>"I used to know this boy's father in those
+days," went on Lady Simon. "He was a lamb."</p>
+
+<p>"He was also my pupil in his youth," said Mrs.
+Handsomebody, and the two talked on in the
+happiest fashion, till we took our leave, the whole
+family following us to the door, and "Baby" returning
+Mrs. Handsomebody's umbrella, and relieving
+her of the battledore without her having
+been aware of the negotiation.</p>
+
+<p>So we who had expected to be haled to retribution,
+as criminals of the deepest dye, floated
+homeward in the serene light of Mrs. Handsomebody's
+approval.</p>
+
+<p>No one spoke till the Cathedral came in view.
+Then Angel said:</p>
+
+<p>"There's a window in the Cathedral in memory
+of a son of some Duke of Aberfalden. He died
+about a hundred years ago."</p>
+
+<p>"The very same family," replied our governess,
+"and, I am sure, from now on, my dear boy, you
+will regard the window with a new reverence."</p>
+
+<p>"You must have noticed," she proceeded, "the
+geniality and dignity that emanated from each
+separate member of that noble family. This is
+admirably expressed by the French in the saying&mdash;'Noblesse
+oblige'&mdash;meaning that nobility has
+its obligations. Repeat the phrase after me,
+David, that you may acquire a perfect accent."</p>
+
+<p>"Knob-less obleedge," repeated Angel, submissively;
+and The Seraph also repeated it several
+times, as though storing it away for future use.</p>
+
+<p>When Mrs. Handsomebody rang the door-bell,
+I trembled for Mary Ellen, remembering where
+I had last seen her, but the admirable girl
+promptly opened the door to us, clad in the drabbest
+of her cellar-cleaning garb, a smudge of soot
+on her rosy cheek.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody ordered sardines for tea,
+and had the silver tea-pot brought out. She also
+dressed for the occasion, adding a jet bracelet,
+seldom seen, to her toilet.</p>
+
+<p>All went well, till, at bedtime, The Seraph
+could not be found. Becoming alarmed, Mrs.
+Handsomebody, at last, opened the door of the
+forbidden parlour, Angel and I peering from behind
+her, hoping, yet fearing, to discover the
+recreant.</p>
+
+<p>Truly the gods had a mind to The Seraph.
+His was ever the cream of every adventure.
+There he was, lolling at ease, in a tasselled velvet
+chair, just beneath the portrait of Mr. Handsomebody.
+Lolling at ease, and smoking a
+gold-tipped cigarette, which, he afterwards confessed,
+he had got from Bill, in trade for a piece
+of India-rubber.</p>
+
+<p>Like an old-timer he handled it, watching the
+smoke-wreaths above his head with the tranquil
+gaze of an elderly club-man.</p>
+
+<p>"Merciful Heaven!" screamed Mrs. Handsomebody,
+clutching Angel and me for support.
+"Are you demented, Alexander? Do you realize
+what you are doing?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph drew a long puff, looking straight
+into her eyes, before he replied: then, in a tone
+of gentle seriousness, he said:</p>
+
+<p>"Knob-less obleedge."</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch9">Chapter IX: The Cobbler And
+His Wife</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>Bootlaces had become of immense importance
+to us, since a lack of them always meant a visit to
+the cobbler to buy new ones. They were comparatively
+easy to break, or to tie in knots that even
+Mary Ellen's strong fingers could not undo.
+Then there were tongues. One could always dislocate
+a tongue. At any rate, the boots of one of
+the three were always needing attention.</p>
+
+<p>"Bless me!" our governess would exclaim,
+wrathfully, "Another heel off! One would think
+you did it purposely. And boots such a price!
+Just think of your poor father in South America,
+working day in and day out to provide you with
+boots, which you treat with no more consideration
+than if they were horseshoes&mdash;well, to the cobbler's
+then&mdash;and tell him to mind his charges. It
+should cost no more than sixpence."</p>
+
+<p>The cobbler lived in the tiniest of a group of
+tiny houses that huddled together, in a panicky
+fashion, in a narrow street behind Mrs. Handsomebody's
+house. From an upper window we
+could look down on their roofs, where the plump,
+Cathedral pigeons used to congregate to gossip
+and sun themselves.</p>
+
+<p>You went down three stone steps into the cobbler's
+shop. There he always sat at work by his
+bench, tapping away at the sole of a shoe, or
+stitching leather with his strange needle. His
+hands fascinated us by their coat of smooth oily
+dirt. Never cleaner, never dirtier, always the
+same useful, glove-like covering. Did he go to
+bed with them so? How jolly! we thought. His
+face, too, was of extraordinary interest. It was
+so thin that the sharp bones could be seen beneath
+the dusky skin, and he would twitch his nostrils
+at the breeze that came in his open window, for
+all the world like an eager brown hare. His hair
+curled so tightly over his head that one knew he
+could never pull a comb through it, and we were
+sure he was far too sensible to try.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody said he was half gypsy,
+and not to be encouraged. Mary Ellen said,
+God help him with that wife of his.</p>
+
+<p>He bred canaries.</p>
+
+<p>All about the low window their wooden cages
+hung. Even from the darkest corners of the
+shop bursts of song leaped like little flames and
+yellow breasts bloomed like daffodils. When
+the cobbler tapped a shoe with his hammer, they
+sang loudest, making a wild and joyous din.</p>
+
+<p>Thus they were all busy together when we entered
+on this winter morning, carrying Angel's
+heelless boot, wrapped in a newspaper.</p>
+
+<p>"Good-morning, Mr. Martindale," said Angel,
+above the din, "you see I've got another heel off,
+so I'm wearing my Sunday boots, and Mrs. Handsomebody
+says it shouldn't be above sixpence,
+please."</p>
+
+<p>The cobbler ceased his tapping, and all the
+birds stopped to listen:</p>
+
+<p>"Good-morning, little masters," he said, in
+his soft voice. "What wild things your feet are
+to be sure. Try as I will, I cannot tame them.
+You might as well try to keep three wild ponies
+shod." He undid the parcel and turned the boot
+over in his hands. "Sixpence, did she say?
+Nay, tell her a shilling, for the sole needs stitching
+as well."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but you must keep that for another day,"
+said Angel, "so we can come again."</p>
+
+<p>"How she tries to keep you down," said the
+cobbler. "How old are you now?"</p>
+
+<p>I replied to this. "Angel's ten, and I'm nine,
+and The Seraph's six."</p>
+
+<p>"Just the brave age for the woods. I wish I
+had my old van again, and could take you on the
+road with me. You'd learn something of forest
+ways in no time. Shall you wait for this?"</p>
+
+<p>Wait for it? Rather. We established ourselves about him; The Seraph climbed beside him
+on the bench; Angel took possession of his tools,
+handing them to him as required; while I busied
+myself in plentifully oiling a strip of leather.
+The birds chirped and pecked above our heads.</p>
+
+<p>Angel asked: "Did you do much cobbling in
+the van, Mr. Martindale?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, cobbling and tinkering too. The forest
+birds liked to hear me just the same as those
+canaries. Especially the tinkering. They'd
+crowd about and sing fit to burst their throats&mdash;wood-thrushes,
+finches, and all sorts. Then, I
+used to stop at village fairs and take in a nice bit
+of silver. For my missus could play the concertina,
+and I had a cage of lovebirds that could tell
+fortunes and do tricks."</p>
+
+<p>A strange voice spoke from the passage behind
+the shop.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay. Comical tricks lovebirds do. And
+cruel tricks, love. I've been tricked by 'em."</p>
+
+<p>"Better lie down, Ada," said Martindale.
+"Or make tea. That'll quiet ye." He rose and
+went to the door, closing it softly. But he had
+barely seated himself again, when there came a
+scream from the passage.</p>
+
+<p>"Look what you've did, you villain, you've shut
+me in the door! Oh! oh! I'm trapped in this
+comical passage! Loose me quick!"</p>
+
+<p>Martindale sprang to the door, where a strip of
+red petticoat showed that his wife was indeed
+caught, and went out into the passage, speaking
+in a soothing tone, and leading her away.</p>
+
+<p>"I fink I'll go," whispered The Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be silly," I assured him, "the cobbler
+will take care she don't hurt us."</p>
+
+<p>"She's a character, isn't she?" said Angel, borrowing
+a phrase from Mary Ellen.</p>
+
+<p>Martindale returned then, sat down on his
+bench, and, smoothing his leather apron, resumed
+his work with composure.</p>
+
+<p>"I fink," said The Seraph, "I hear Mrs. Handsomebody
+calling. I better be off."</p>
+
+<p>"Bide a little while," said Martindale, "and
+I'll tell you a first rate story&mdash;about birds too.
+Then you'll forget your fright, little master, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph moved closer to him, and the
+canaries burst into a fury of song.</p>
+
+<p>"It's wonderful what birds know," he began.
+"News flies as fast among 'em as wind on the
+heath, and if you do an injury to one, the others'll
+never forgive it. For though they may fight
+among themselves, they'll all join together against
+one wicked cruel man."</p>
+
+<p>The canaries ceased their singing, and fluttered
+against the bars.</p>
+
+<p>"Just look at Coppertoes," said the cobbler,
+pointing to a large ruffled bird, "he's heard this
+tale often afore, yet it always excites him. He'll
+peck at his perch; and beat his wings for hours
+after it. Won't you, my pet?"</p>
+
+<p>Coppertoes crouched on his perch, his beak
+open, making little hissing sounds.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, there was a man," went on the cobbler,
+"a student fellow he was, who was always making
+queer messes with chemicals, and fancying he was
+about to discover some wonderful new combination.
+He lived in a top room in a high, narrow
+house, well on towards three hundred years ago.
+And all those years, a family of song-sparrows,
+and their descendants, had nested under the eaves
+directly above his window. Hatched out their
+young; fed them; and taught them to fly. Very
+well. This student fellow was all in a fever one
+morning because he believed that, at last, his
+great discovery was all but perfect. Just a few
+hours more and he would have it in the hollow of
+his hand. But he could not rightly fasten his
+brain to work because of the constant cheeping
+of the young sparrows under the eaves. Every
+time the mother bird brought them a moth or
+worm they raised a chorus of yells; and when
+she flew away, they cheeped for her to come back
+again.</p>
+
+<p>"The student-fellow shut his window, but it did
+not keep out the noise. Then he flung open the
+window and waved his arms and shouted at them.
+But they only cheeped the louder. Now a dreadful rage took hold on him. With his heart full
+of murder, he fetched a basin in which he had
+put some poisonous drug. He set fire to this and
+set it on the window sill just below the nest.
+Then, with a triumphal smile, he shut the window
+fast, leaving the fledglings to perish in the fumes
+that rose, thick and deadly from the basin.</p>
+
+<p>"For hours he worked, and, at last, to his
+great joy, he figured out the amazing problem
+that was to be a gain to the whole world. He
+was so tired that he clean forgot the little birds,
+and flung himself, face down, on his bed to rest.
+He did not wake until the next morning at seven.
+It was so dark that he had to strike a light to
+see the face of his watch. Now he knew that it
+should not be dark at either seven in the morning
+or seven at night; and he felt very strange. The
+room was full of the unclean smells of his chemicals,
+and he groped his way to the window to get
+air. But the outdoor air was murky and he saw
+that a heavy cloud had settled just above the
+chimney pots. This cloud seemed to palpitate,
+as though made of a million beating wings.
+Down below he could hear the clatter of wooden
+clogs on the cobble stones, as people were running
+in a panic to the Town Hall. The big bell of it
+began to ring, but in a muffled way as though
+borne down by the cloud. The student guessed
+that a meeting was being called.</p>
+
+<p>"He remembered the sparrows then, and he
+craned his neck to see the nest. There was the
+little mother-bird sitting in the nest with her
+wings outstretched to protect the nestlings from
+the deadly fumes. Her beak was wide open and
+she was quite dead."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph's breast heaved and his tears began
+to drop on the cobbler's leather apron.
+Coppertoes squatted beneath his swing, striking
+it angrily with his shoulders so that it swung
+violently. All the other birds were silent.</p>
+
+<p>Steadily working at the shoe the cobbler proceeded:
+"The terrible truth was borne to the
+student then, and he knew that the cock sparrow,
+on finding his mate and her young ones thus foully
+murdered, had flown swiftly to the king of all
+the birds, and told him of the deed. The king
+had summoned great battalions of birds, from
+fierce eagles and owls (these last rushing from
+their dark hiding places) down to fluttering little
+wrens and tomtits. 'Twas of those that the
+great cloud was made, and it hung just over the
+town like a dark wave that would soon smother
+the townsfolk.</p>
+
+<p>"The student caught up the paper where he
+had writ the great discovery and made for the
+street, running along with the rest of the folk,
+and ready to drop with fear of the great press of
+wings above them. When he got to the Town
+Hall, he found the whole town huddled together
+there, even new mothers with their babes, like
+young birds; and, in a moment the beadle had
+swung the great doors shut. In there they could
+scarce see each other's fearful faces; but the
+student clumb up on the council table, and he told
+out bravely enough how it was all his doing, and
+since he had brought it to pass, he was prepared
+to go out and face the birds alone.</p>
+
+<p>"But first he handed over the paper to the
+Mayor, and charged him to guard it stoutly, for
+it was about the most precious thing on earth.
+Then he called&mdash;'Good-bye! friends,' and went,
+since there was no time to spare; for the birds
+were beginning to hammer like hail on the windows
+with their beaks, especially the cranes and
+flamingos.</p>
+
+<p>"When the door had clanged behind him the
+women mourned aloud, for they knew they would
+never see him again. A great tumult rose outside
+as of a hurricane, and it grew pitch dark.
+After a spell, the noise ceased, and the cloud
+lifted, and a shaft of sunlight slanted across the
+hall. The village tailor opened the door, for
+the mayor and the beadle were sore afeared.
+There was not a bird in sight, though the ground
+was inches deep in feathers they had dropped.
+As for the student, no one ever saw him again.
+Whether the birds had carried him off bodily to
+some secret place, or whether they had torn him
+piecemeal, no one knew."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph sniffled. "It's nice and twagic,"
+he said.</p>
+
+<p>"What became of his great discovery?" asked
+Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, you may well ask that. Why, the mayor
+said it was bewitched and held it in the flame of
+a candle till there was naught left of it but cinders....
+Now, here is your boot, little master,
+good as new, and the cost but one shilling."</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>When we entered the house, we heard voices
+in the parlour, and found our governess there,
+superintending Mary Ellen at work. Mary Ellen
+was carefully brushing and dusting the plumage
+of the stuffed birds.</p>
+
+<p>I stared with a new interest at those feathered
+members of our household, who held themselves
+so coldly aloof from the rest of us; asking neither
+gift of chickweed nor of sugar, disdaining the
+very air we breathed. Who knew but that yonder
+sad-eyed hawk had helped to tear the student!
+"Piecemeal" the cobbler's word for it&mdash;one could
+picture him with some bloody fragment, shooting
+straight upward, his wide pinions spread.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody was speaking in a complaining
+way to Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"A shilling! 'Tis ridiculous. For such a
+paltry piece of work. I shall go around that
+way when we take our walk and protest against
+such extortion. I said sixpence to you when you
+set out."</p>
+
+<p>"I know," replied Angel, "but he said it was
+worth a shilling."</p>
+
+<p>"You see, he has a wife to keep," put in The
+Seraph, "and live birds to feed."</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen withdrew her head from the interior
+of the glass case.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh'm," she said, very red in the face, "it's
+thrue that Misther Martindale needs every penny
+he can lay hands on, for his wife is no good to
+him at all, and he has to hire a charwoman to
+clane up for her."</p>
+
+<p>"Then," said Mrs. Handsomebody, "I shall
+seek a shoemaker who has no such encumbrance.
+Is the woman feeble-minded or a sloven?"</p>
+
+<p>"Faith, she's both 'm, and ivery day she's gettin'
+worse than she do be. I've heard her say
+sich things whin I've been in the shop that me
+very sowl-case shivered."</p>
+
+<p>"What sort of things?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Mary Ellen, circling her duster
+on the glasses, so that she might still be said to
+be working as she talked, "the other day whin I
+called for me slippers wid the satin bows on&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I disapprove of those bows."</p>
+
+<p>"&mdash;She was in the passage beyant, and just
+the voice of her came through the crack o' the
+dure. She says, says she: 'If a body was to fall&mdash;an'
+fall&mdash;an' fall&mdash;and there was naught to
+stop him, it's comical to think where he'd light
+on.'... Her voice was as solemn as the church
+organ, 'm. Another day she says: 'If I could
+only git the moon out of this passage, there'd be
+room for my head to whirl round and round!'
+'Excuse me,' I says to the cobbler, 'I'll call for
+thim shoes later.'"</p>
+
+<p>"What appearance has she?" inquired Mrs.
+Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"Noan at all. I've niver seed her. No one
+has ever seed her. She's more banshee than
+woman, I do belave."</p>
+
+<p>True to her threat, Mrs. Handsomebody
+stopped at the cobbler's that afternoon, at the
+outset of our accustomed promenade. The birds
+were in full chorus as we descended the steps into
+the shop.</p>
+
+<p>The cobbler got to his feet, and touched his
+forehead respectfully. This pleased Mrs. Handsomebody.</p>
+
+<p>"My good man," she said, "You have sadly
+overcharged me for putting a new heel on this
+child's boot. I said, when I sent it that it was
+worth sixpence&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The cobbler opened his mouth to speak.</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;"Now, don't interrupt," continued Mrs.
+Handsomebody. "I shall not ask you to refund
+the sixpence; but I have brought a prunella gaiter
+of my own which needs stitching, and I shall expect
+you to do it, without extra charge, if you
+wish to retain the patronage of my household."</p>
+
+<p>Here was a test of manhood! Would Martindale,
+a full-grown male, submit to being bullied
+by a creature who wore a bustle, and a black silk
+apron? Alas, for the whiskered sex! He took
+his medicine; just as we, hedged in some fateful
+corner, gulped down our castor oil. Turning
+the gaiter over in his dark hands, he meekly assented.
+Mrs. Handsomebody, appeased by her
+easy victory, inquired after his wife.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, poorly as usual, thank you ma'am," he
+said.</p>
+
+<p>"I should think that country life would be much
+better for her."</p>
+
+<p>"She's even worse in the country."</p>
+
+<p>"There was a sheet of an excellent religious
+paper wrapped about that gaiter. You might
+give it to her to read."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, ma'am, I will, though she takes
+more comfort reading the dream-book than anything."</p>
+
+<p>"Burn the dream-book. It is probably at the
+root of the trouble."</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied the cobbler, slowly, "It all began
+when we lost our daughter."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody was touched. "That is
+sad indeed. How old was the child?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just two days old, ma'am. We were camping
+in a forest when she was born, and I had
+laid her in a little hammock among the birds, and
+some gypsies must have stolen her, for when I
+came back she was gone. She'd be eighteen
+now." He stroked his leather apron with trembling
+hands, at the same time giving me a curious
+look of appeal. So when Mrs. Handsomebody,
+after a few words of sympathy made a movement
+to go, I developed a strange pain in the leg, that
+made walking an impossibility. She consented
+that I should rest a while at the cobbler's, and
+then return home carrying the gaiter.</p>
+
+<p>When Martindale and I were left alone, he
+cautiously opened the door into the passage,
+peered out, and then returned. He said softly:</p>
+
+<p>"Little Master, I've got to get rid of Coppertoes.
+She's turned against him. She says he
+comes out of his cage of nights, and flies about
+the house, pecking at the food, and trying to
+make a nest in her hair. She says he stole a
+golden sovereign of hers and hid it in an old
+shoe. Isn't it a shame, and he such a lovely
+bird?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's awful," I agreed. "What shall you do?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know a man who will buy him, but he is out
+of town till tomorrow. Could I depend on you,
+little master, to keep him for me till then? If
+he is left here the misses will do him an injury."</p>
+
+<p>"But Mrs. Handsomebody&mdash;" I faltered.</p>
+
+<p>"Just put him in some out o' the way corner
+with a cloth over his cage, and a lump of sugar.
+He'll be quiet as can be, and 'twill soon be
+dark&mdash;"</p>
+
+
+<h4>III</h4>
+
+<p>With a delicious sense of secrecy, I stole past
+the Cathedral. Pressed against my breast was
+the cage that held Coppertoes. He sat quietly
+on his perch, very long, and slender, and bright-eyed
+with amazement at this sudden excursion
+into a new world. I wondered what he thought
+of the towering Cathedral, shrouded in a film of
+hoar frost that lent its ancient stones a bloom
+as delicate as the petals of flowers.</p>
+
+<p>Three pigeons hopped daintily down the
+shallow stone steps, cocking their heads inquisitively
+at the bird in the cage. I shouted at them,
+and they rose slowly to the tower above.</p>
+
+<p>Silent indeed was the hall when I entered.
+Only the clock ticked ponderously. The house
+was cold, and Coppertoes seemed suddenly very
+fragile. How lonely he would be! I stared at
+the closed door of the parlour, thinking what a
+shame that the stuffed birds in there were not
+alive, so they might be company for him. Still&mdash;he
+was very young&mdash;and had not seen much
+of the world. Might he not be made to believe
+that they were a foreign breed that never chirped
+or left their perches? Anything was better than
+the dark and loneliness. And if he chose to sing
+I was sure he could not be heard through that
+heavy door.</p>
+
+<p>Like a ghost I went in and shut the door behind
+me.</p>
+
+<p>I held his wicker cage against the glass case.
+"Coppertoes," I whispered, "Other birds!
+Aren't they pretty? Want to get in an' play
+with them, old chap? See the pretty oriole?
+An' the owl, Coppertoes. Lovebirds, too. Want
+to get in, little fellow? Such a bully big cage you
+never saw."</p>
+
+<p>I opened the door of the glass case, and cautiously
+introduced the bird cage. I opened the
+door of the cage. Coppertoes paid no heed but
+busied himself in pecking sharply at his lump of
+sugar. I urged him with my finger but still he
+refused to see the door. Then I took away his
+sugar, and poked him. With a light and careless
+hop he was on the threshold. He cocked
+his head. He spied the oriole.</p>
+
+<p>An instant later he was at its throat. Feathers
+flew. He was back again on the roof of his
+cage spitting feathers out of his mouth. More
+feathers sailed slowly through the heavy air.
+Then he spied the lovebirds. With passionate
+fury he attacked them both at once, tearing their
+plumage impartially; his eye already selecting the
+next victim.</p>
+
+<p>Though my heart thumped with apprehension,
+my mouth was stretched in a broad grin. I felt
+that I should never tire of the spectacle before
+me. I realized that I had always hated the
+stuffed birds.</p>
+
+<p>Coppertoes was busy with the owl, when a
+piercing scream came from behind me. I turned
+and found Mrs. Handsomebody gazing with horrified
+fascination at the orgy under glass. She
+took three steps forward, her eyes starting with
+horror.</p>
+
+<p>"Come to life&mdash;" she gasped, in a strangled
+voice&mdash;"after all these years&mdash;and gone stark
+mad."</p>
+
+<p>She fell, at full length, across the green and
+red medallions of the carpet.</p>
+
+<p>Then, with a rush, Mary Ellen and the charwoman,
+Mrs. Coe, were upon us, and, after them,
+my brothers.</p>
+
+<p>"Lord preserve us!" cried Mary Ellen, bending
+above her prostrate mistress, "what has come
+over the poor lady to be took like this?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is she dead, do you fink?" asked The Seraph,
+on a hopeful note.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if she is, faith! 'tis yersilves has kilt
+her."</p>
+
+<p>"She's just in a swoond," asserted Mrs. Coe,
+calmly. "Wot she needs is brandy. Yus, and
+terbaccer smoke blowed dahn 'er froat." Mrs.
+Handsomebody moaned.</p>
+
+<p>"Better get her out of here," suggested Angel,
+his eye on Coppertoes who, sated by bloodshed,
+lay with wings outstretched, panting on the floor
+of the case.</p>
+
+<p>"Thrue," agreed Mary Ellen. "And shut the
+dure afther ye, and make yersilves scarce till tea-time,
+like good childer, do."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody was borne away by Mary
+Ellen and Mrs. Coe, the latter still muttering&mdash;"terbaccer
+smoke dahn 'er froat."</p>
+
+<p>We restored Coppertoes to his wicker cage, and
+wrapping it in an antimacassar, hid it beneath
+the piano.</p>
+
+
+<h4>IV</h4>
+
+<p>We three sat, "making ourselves scarce," on
+the topmost of the steps before the front door.
+It was only four by the Cathedral clock, which
+solemnly struck the hour, but it was almost dark.
+It was cold and we pressed closely together for
+warmth. The Seraph murmured a little song of
+which I caught the words:</p>
+
+<div class="poem"> <div class="stanza">
+<p>"The birds! The birds!</p>
+<p class="i2">He knocked the stuffing</p>
+<p class="i2">Out of the stuffed birds!"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>We watched the slow progress of the lamplighter
+along the street. Like a god, he marched
+solemnly, leaving new stars in his wake.</p>
+
+<p>As he raised his wand and touched the lamp
+before our house, a new figure appeared beneath
+its rays, hurrying darkly towards us. It entered
+the gate and came in a stealthy way to where we
+sat. We recognized the cobbler.</p>
+
+<p>"Little masters," he whispered. "She's
+flitted."</p>
+
+<p>"Good widdance," said The Seraph, briskly.
+"She was too comical to be a nice wife."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, no," replied the cobbler. "She's weak
+in her head and bound to come to something
+hurtful. I'll not seek my bed this night until
+I've found her. I thought mayhap you'd ha' seen
+her pass!"</p>
+
+<p>"No," replied Angel. "We didn't. But perhaps
+the lamplighter did."</p>
+
+<p>With one accord, we hurried after the retreating
+figure. Hearing our footsteps, he turned and
+faced us beneath a newly lit lamp. Its serene
+radiance fell on his solemn blue-eyed face, surrounded
+by red whiskers.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the turmoil?" he asked. "Did I forget
+a lamp?"</p>
+
+<p>"Have ye seen a strange-appearing woman?"
+asked Martindale. "With a shawl about her,
+and mayhap remarking something about the moon,
+or a evil-minded canary."</p>
+
+<p>The lamplighter ran his fingers through his
+red beard. "She warn't saying naught about
+canaries," he affirmed, "but she did say as how
+if she could once get the moon in Wumble Pool,
+she'd drown it."</p>
+
+<p>"Wumble Pool. That's where she's gone
+then. I can't seem to place it."</p>
+
+<p>"It's less nor a mile from here, and since my
+last lamp is lit, I'll not mind guiding you so far.
+Who be she, this woman?"</p>
+
+<p>"My wife. She's fey, and I'm fearing she'll
+drown herself."</p>
+
+<p>"It's a very bad fing to be drowned," put in
+The Seraph, as we all set off together. "'Cos a
+bath in a tub is wet enough."</p>
+
+<p>What a chill, dark night it was growing! The
+Cathedral clock struck a hollow warning note as
+we passed. We heard the beat of wings as the
+pigeons settled for the night.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph grasped a hand each of the cobbler
+and the lamplighter, taking long manful strides
+to keep up with them. We seemed, indeed, a
+sinister company setting out on dark adventure.</p>
+
+<p>Hurriedly we traversed narrow, winding
+streets, where night had already fallen in the
+shadow of clammy walls. Strange and eerie was
+the path between wet trees, when we had left the
+town behind. The lamplighter with his tall
+wand alight seemed like some unearthly messenger
+come to conduct us to goblin realms.</p>
+
+<p>We spoke never a word till an open common
+lay before us; then the lamplighter pointing with
+his wand to a glimmering surface fringed by rank
+grass, said:</p>
+
+<p>"Yon's Wumble Pool."</p>
+
+<p>Wumble Pool! The very name struck a chill
+to our hearts.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and there's the moon," whispered the
+cobbler.</p>
+
+<p>It was true that the distorted image of the
+moon floated dimly in the Pool, as though it had
+indeed been caught by the mad-woman, and
+drowned.</p>
+
+<p>"How soft the ground is!" breathed Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, and the Pool has no bottom," said the
+lamplighter.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't think she'd have the heart to do it,"
+said Martindale.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph screamed.</p>
+
+<p>"There she is! I see her! Standing in the
+Pool!"</p>
+
+<p>We ran to the brink. A cold air struck our
+faces. Our feet sank ankle-deep in the mud.
+The cobbler did not stop, but ran on into the
+Pool, where the shawled figure of a woman stood,
+covered to the waist by the sullen, black water.</p>
+
+<p>"Ada! Ada!" cried the cobbler, throwing his
+arms about her.</p>
+
+<p>"Leave me go!" shrieked the woman. "I'm
+a-goin' to drownd myself!"</p>
+
+<p>The struggle in the water, shattered the reflection
+of the moon like pale amber glass. Once
+they both sank into the water; the lamplighter
+waving his wand, and shouting. Then, at last,
+the four of us bent over them as they lay, huddled,
+on the grass at the brink.</p>
+
+<p>"You'd ought to be ashamed of yourself to
+worrit your 'usband so," said the lamplighter,
+sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"'Usband!" cried the woman, shrilly. "I've
+got no 'usband!"</p>
+
+<p>The cobbler gave a cry of fear. He pulled
+the shawl from her head and felt the face and
+hair.</p>
+
+"God's truth!" he muttered, "I've saved the
+wrong woman."
+
+<p>"Better fwow her back again," suggested The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, nay, little man," said the lamplighter,
+holding his light close to her face. "That would
+never do. Besides, her be young and winsome."</p>
+
+<p>"I'd keep her," said Angel.</p>
+
+<p>"Whoever are you, lass?" asked Martindale,
+in a trembling voice, "and why did you plan to
+make way with yourself?"</p>
+
+<p>The moon shone wanly on the girl's face and
+wet hair.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm nobody," she wailed, "and I be tired of
+life."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you see aught of a strange woman?"
+asked Martindale. "One who was talking about
+the moon, and her head a-whirling?"</p>
+
+<p>"She came right down the road ahead of me,"
+she answered, in a weak voice, "and ran straight
+into the pool. When she was in, she grabbed
+the floating image of the moon, and she said:
+'I've got you, at last, you comical villain!' And
+she laughed, and seemed to struggle with it, and
+she went down."</p>
+
+<p>"That'd be her, all right," said the lamplighter.</p>
+
+<p>"Ada mine, Ada mine," mourned Martindale.</p>
+
+<p>Angel and The Seraph and I clutched hands,
+and looked shudderingly into Wumble Pool.</p>
+
+<p>"That seemed to scare me like," went on the
+girl, "and I couldn't jump right in, but I just
+crept, a step at a time, fearing I'd step on the
+body."</p>
+
+<p>"No danger," said The Seraph complacently,
+"there's no bottom."</p>
+
+<p>"One thing is certain," pronounced the lamplighter,
+"this young 'ooman should have some
+hot spirits in her inside, and be wrapped in a
+warm blanket, afore she's starved with the cold."</p>
+
+<p>First we walked all around Wumble Pool, and
+poked it with sticks, but there was no sign of the
+cobbler's wife. Then, slowly, we retraced our
+steps to the town, the two men supporting the
+dripping girl.</p>
+
+<p>A lamp burned with a ruddy glow in the room
+behind the shop, where all the birds were sleeping.
+Martindale put his charge in a chair by the
+hearth, and made gin-and-beer hot for everybody.
+The Seraph kissed the girl, and she said that she
+was glad after all that she was safe out of Wumble
+Pool.</p>
+
+<p>"What is your name, my dear?" questioned
+Martindale.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know my name rightly, sir, for I was
+stole by gipsies when I was but two days old."</p>
+
+<p>The cobbler gave a cry and set down his glass.
+"Gipsies&mdash;two days' old&mdash;" he stammered.
+Then he pushed back the thick hair, about her
+ear. "Yes, yes!" pointing to a tiny slit in the
+lobe, "there is the very place,&mdash;where one of my
+jealous birds pecked her the day she was born!"
+He caught her in his arms and held her, mystified
+but happy&mdash;.</p>
+
+<p>The reunion was interrupted by a pounding at
+the door. It was a furious Mary Ellen, her
+night out completely spoiled by the search for us.</p>
+
+<p>Thus we were haled before Mrs. Handsomebody,
+questioned, upbraided, and given, at last,
+a bowl of hot gruel apiece.</p>
+
+<p>"You deserve," she said bitterly, "to go empty
+to bed, but my conscience forbids that I relax my
+vigilance over your health. Tomorrow, we
+shall see what can be done in the way of discipline."</p>
+
+<p>We sat on three high-backed haircloth chairs.
+The steaming gruel slipped thickly into our stomachs.
+The hot gin had gone to our heads. Mrs.
+Handsomebody's head looked abnormally large
+to me, and seemed to be whirling round and
+round. Surely she was not getting like the cobbler's
+wife! Mrs. Handsomebody was still
+scolding:</p>
+
+<p>"You began the day by introducing a canary
+of the lowest proclivities into my case of stuffed
+birds, where he perpetrated irreparable damage&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph interrupted, "Don't you yike live
+birds, Mrs. Handsomebody?"</p>
+
+<p>"I prefer stuffed birds to live ones, I confess."</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph said apologetically: "And I pwefer
+gin to gwuel&mdash;any day."</p>
+
+<p>"Gin! Where did you taste gin?"</p>
+
+<p>Without reply The Seraph hurried on, while
+Angel and I scraped our bowls:</p>
+
+<p>"There was once a student fellow and he didn't
+yike live birds, either. He poisoned one and it
+died. Then he undertook a walk (this was a
+favourite expression of Mrs. Handsomebody's)
+and all the other birds pounced on him and tore
+him piecemeal."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody, with a ferocious gleam
+in her eye, leaned forward to catch the rest.
+The Seraph's voice was low and insinuating.</p>
+
+<p>"I was finking"&mdash;with a chuckle&mdash;"that you
+might poison one of the nicest of the stuffed birds.
+Then you might get in the glass case wiv the
+others. We could lock the door on the outside
+and watch through the glass."</p>
+
+<p>"And I expect you think they would tear <i>me</i>
+piecemeal? Is that the idea?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't know," chuckled The Seraph.
+"But suppose you twy it."</p>
+
+<br /><br />
+
+
+<h2><i><a name="ch10">Chapter X: The New Day</a></i></h2>
+
+
+<h4>I</h4>
+
+<p>I think we must have felt that he was coming,
+for we awoke at dawn that morning. I could
+barely see the silvery bars between the slats of
+the shutters. The Seraph was stirring in his
+sleep, and in a moment he whispered: "I say,
+John, what's that long black thing behind the
+door?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just some clothes hung up," I whispered back.</p>
+
+<p>"I fought they moved," he said. "Do you
+fink the wardrobe door moved, John?"</p>
+
+<p>"Everything seems a little queer this morning,"
+I replied. "I heard a whispering sort of noise
+at the shutters a bit ago."</p>
+
+<p>Angel began to talk in his sleep.</p>
+
+<p>"If three suns were to rise at six," he muttered,
+"how many stars would it take to make a
+moon?"</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph began to laugh delightedly. He
+kicked his legs and showed all his little white
+teeth. Angel opened his eyes and stared at us
+crossly. "What a beastly row," he said. "I
+want to sleep some more."</p>
+
+<p>The silver bars between the slats of the shutters
+took a golden tinge. Clearly it was to be
+a fine day, after a week of rain and sleet.</p>
+
+<p>The chimes of the Cathedral sounded. The
+notes came with penetrating sweetness as though
+the air were cold and clear. We heard the door
+of Mary Ellen's room open; she descended the
+back stairs noisily.</p>
+
+<p>The Seraph turned a somersault in the middle
+of the bed.</p>
+
+<p>"Cwistmas is coming," he said, trying to stand
+on his head, "and I want a pony."</p>
+
+<p>We threw ourselves into a general scuffle, and
+the old-four-poster creaked and the bolster fell
+to the floor.</p>
+
+<p>Then up the cavernous backstairs came the
+peal of the front door bell. We heard Mary
+Ellen drop the poker and run through the house.
+It was an unheard of hour for the front door
+bell to ring. We sat up in bed in stiffened attitudes
+of expectancy. Mary Ellen was mounting
+the front stair. She rapped loudly at Mrs.
+Handsomebody's bedroom door. There were
+whispers. Then Mrs. Handsomebody's voice
+came decidedly:</p>
+
+<p>"Go about your work with the utmost speed.
+Say nothing to the boys of this. I shall tell
+them when they have had their breakfast."</p>
+
+<p>In a moment she appeared at our door in her
+purple dressing-gown, an expression of repressed
+excitement on her face. A sunbeam slanting
+through the passage rested on the fringe of curl-papers
+about her head so that she looked like
+some elderly saint wearing a rather ragged halo.</p>
+
+<p>"I have received news," she announced, with
+more than usual firmness, "which will make it
+necessary for us to rise immediately. Dress as
+quickly as you can, and help your little brother.
+What a state you have got that bed into! You
+deserve to be punished." She stood for a
+moment, her eyes resting on us with a curious
+look, then, with a sigh, she turned away and went
+back to her room.</p>
+
+<p>At breakfast she still wore her dressing-gown,
+an unprecedented laxity. Beside her on the table-cloth
+lay a crumpled piece of buff paper. So it
+was by telegram that the news had come. Instantly
+I thought. The telegram is from father.
+He is coming home. Maybe he is on his way.
+In London even! The food would not go down
+my throat. Shudders of excitement shook me.</p>
+
+<p>I looked at Angel. Taking advantage of Mrs.
+Handsomebody's absorption he was spreading a
+second spoonful of sugar over his porridge.
+The Seraph was staring, spoon in hand, into Mrs.
+Handsomebody's set face. He said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Handsomebody, if I was to smile at you,
+would you smile back at me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Alexander," replied Mrs. Handsomebody,
+"I hope I have never been found wanting in courtesy.
+But, at present, I should prefer to see you
+eat your breakfast with as much speed as possible.
+John, eat your porridge."</p>
+
+<p>"I can't, please."</p>
+
+<p>"Eat it instantly, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I can't," I repeated, beginning to blubber, "I
+want to see father!"</p>
+
+<p>"Eat your porridge and you shall see him.
+He will be here at ten o'clock. Silence, now, no
+uproar. My nerves are under quite enough
+strain." She poured herself fresh tea, and continued:</p>
+
+<p>"There will be no tasks today. After breakfast
+you will put on your best jackets and collars,
+and sit in the parlour until he arrives. I implore
+you to be as composed as possible."</p>
+
+<p>The questions that poured from us were
+hushed by a gesture of her inflexible, white hand.
+Dazed by the news, we were herded back to our
+bedroom, hurried into stiff white collars and
+hustled into shining Sunday shoes. There was
+the sound of cold water tinkling in the basin; of
+straining bootlaces; and of the creaking of a
+loose board in the floor every time Mary Ellen
+stepped on it. Scarcely a word was spoken.
+Now that what we had so long strained towards
+was at hand we stood breathless before the immensity of it. The long year and nine months
+at Mrs. Handsomebody's fell like a heavy curtain
+between us and the past. Our father's face had
+grown hazy to us. I think The Seraph only pretended
+to remember. His coming had been held
+over our heads so long, as a time of swift retribution,
+that a feeling of doubt, almost terror,
+mingled with our joy.</p>
+
+<p>At last we were ready. With shining faces,
+burning ears, and quickly tapping hearts, we went
+soberly down the stairs. The door of the parlour
+stood wide open. Mrs. Handsomebody,
+herself, was dusting the case of stuffed birds,
+whose plumage, sadly thinned by the attentions
+of Coppertoes, seemed to quiver with expectancy.</p>
+
+<p>We were instructed to wait inside the iron
+gate, at the front, until train time, when we were
+to be recalled to the parlour, and take our places
+on three chairs, already ranged in a row for us.
+Thus we were to be displayed by Mrs. Handsomebody,
+to our sire.</p>
+
+<p>We found Granfa polishing the brass on the
+front door, his white locks bobbing as he rubbed.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Granfa," we cried, "have you heard the
+news?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ess fay," he replied, straightening his back,
+"for thiccy Mary Ellen came a-galloping at top
+speed to ask me to shine the brasses for 'ee, knowing I have a wonderful art that way. The poor
+Zany was all in a mizmaze."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you glad father's coming?"</p>
+
+<p>"Glad! I be so joyful as a bulfinch in springtime.
+See how the very face of Natur' be lit up
+for the grand occasion."</p>
+
+<p>The sky had, indeed, become deeply blue, and
+a great pink cloud hung above the Cathedral like
+a welcoming banner. There had been frost in
+the night forming thin ice over the puddles in the
+road. All those reflected the serene pink of the
+cloud, a blue pigeon picked his way delicately
+among them. A sweet-smelling wind swayed the
+moist brown limbs of the elm trees. All the
+world seemed like a great organ attuned to joy.</p>
+
+<p>"Suppose," suggested Angel, "that we just race
+around to the cobbler's and tell him the news.
+The Dragon is too busy to miss us."</p>
+
+<p>The very thing! It would take only a few
+minutes and would be something to do to pass
+the time. Softly we slipped through the iron
+gate; lightly we hastened along the shining wet
+street; under the shadow of the Cathedral, whose
+spire seemed to taper to the sky; down narrow,
+winding Henwood Street till we reached the cobbler's
+shop.</p>
+
+<p>Martindale was standing in the open door his
+face raised as though he were drinking in the
+fragrance of the morning. A chorus of bird
+song came from inside.</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo, Mr. Martindale," Angel shouted.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you suppose? Father's coming
+home."</p>
+
+<p>"He'll be here In less than two hours," I
+panted.</p>
+
+<p>The cobbler put a dark hand on a shoulder of
+each. "That's grand news, little masters," he
+said. "But I hope he won't take you so far away
+that I shall never see you. The birds like you
+too. They never sing so loud as when you are
+in the shop."</p>
+
+<p>While he was speaking we heard footsteps coming
+quickly down Henwood street around the corner.
+They were quick, sharp footsteps that rang
+on the frosty air. "It's curious," said the cobbler,
+"how footsteps sound here. I think it's the
+Cathedral walls that give that ringing sound."</p>
+
+<p>We turned to watch for the approaching pedestrian.
+We wondered who he was that walked
+with such an eager, springing step. He turned
+the corner. He faced us. Then he laughed out
+loud and said, "Hello!"</p>
+
+<p>We were, for a second, simply staggered. We
+made incoherent noises like young animals.
+Then we were snatched by rough tweed arms, a
+small, stiff moustache rasped our cheeks,
+and&mdash;"Father!" we squealed, at last, in chorus.</p>
+
+<p>"I found I could catch an early train," he said,
+"so I just hopped on, for I was in a desperate
+hurry to see you. What are you doing here, at
+this hour?" He stared at the cobbler.</p>
+
+<p>"This is Mr. Martindale," I explained. "He
+mends our boots, and tells us stories, and he's got
+a bird named Coppertoes."</p>
+
+<p>"So you are a friend of my boys," said father.
+"Ay. And they're grand little lads, sir. I
+have a daughter of my own I'm very proud of,
+sir. She was lost for seventeen years, and your
+sons helped me to find her."</p>
+
+<p>His daughter came to the door then to call him
+to breakfast. She had a yellow braid over each
+shoulder, and Coppertoes was sitting on her wrist
+with a piece of chickweed in his bill. Father
+stopped to admire them both.</p>
+
+<p>"By George," he said, when we had left them,
+"if all your friends are as interesting as those, I
+should like to meet them."</p>
+
+<p>"They are that," I said, happily, "and here's
+another of them."</p>
+
+<p>It was Granfa, standing at the gate, his blue
+eyes staring with amazement. He raised his
+broom to his shoulder and stood at attention as
+we drew near.</p>
+
+<p>"What a sight for the nation!" he exclaimed.
+"Welcome home my dear son-in-law. I be terrible
+proud to hand my charges over to 'ee. Us
+have got along famous while you was over to
+South Ameriky."</p>
+
+<p>I trembled for fear father should say something
+to hurt Granfa's feelings, but he seemed to
+understand him at once, and shook him by the
+hand, and made him a present of some tobacco
+on the spot.</p>
+
+
+<h4>II</h4>
+
+<p>"Merciful Heaven!" screamed Mrs. Handsomebody.
+"Davy!" "Mr. Curzon!" She
+clutched her curl-papers in one hand and the
+front of her purple wrapper in the other. "We
+did not expect you for an hour yet."</p>
+
+<p>Father laughed. "Well, I've saved you some
+of the trouble of preparing by coming early.
+How very well you are looking. And how well-cared-for
+the children. I'm delighted. I think
+I shall take them over to the hotel where my
+luggage has been sent and have a talk with them
+and come back later. Will that suit you?"</p>
+
+<p>But Mrs. Handsomebody insisted that he have
+a proper breakfast, and installed us in the parlour
+while she retired to assume the decent
+armour of the day.</p>
+
+<p>Father sat facing the stuffed birds. He put
+The Seraph on his knee, and Angel and I hung
+on either side of him. We were suddenly shy of
+him, and it seemed enough to be near him, and to
+feel the all-surrounding power and protection of
+him. His cheeks were incredibly sun-browned,
+with a ruddy glow beneath; his moustache and
+the hair at his temples were almost golden. I
+liked the greenish grey of his tweed suit that
+seemed to match his clear, wide-open eyes.</p>
+
+<p>He made a wry face at the stuffed birds and
+then he whispered: "Old chaps, have you been
+happy here?"</p>
+
+<p>We nodded. The past was gone. What did
+it matter! "Oh, but, we want to be wiv you!
+Don't leave us," breathed The Seraph, burrowing
+his face into the rough tweed shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>Angel and I burrowed against him too. "Don't
+leave us again," we whispered.</p>
+
+<p>He began to kiss us, and to rumple our heads,
+and to bite The Seraph's cheek. The Seraph,
+drunk with joy, jumped down, and pulling open
+the door of the glass case tried to drag a lovebird
+from its perch to present to father. We
+were just able to stop him when our governess
+returned.</p>
+
+<p>She was dignified and smiling, in black satin
+and a gold chain. Mary Ellen had the breakfast
+laid in the dining-room and we sat about him,
+watching him eat. With what admiration we beheld
+his masterful attack on the bacon and eggs!
+It became awe when we saw the quantity of marmalade
+that he spread upon his toast.</p>
+
+<p>And Mrs. Handsomebody beamed fatuously
+at him!</p>
+
+<p>Between mouthfuls he talked. "Do you remember
+how I used to call you Wiggie? And
+the time I hid the white rat in your bonnet box?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Handsomebody cackled. The Seraph
+kicked the table leg, unreproved. I drifted after
+Mary Ellen to the kitchen. "Isn't he fine?" I
+bragged.</p>
+
+<p>"Divil a finer," agreed she.</p>
+
+<p>"And 'tis yersilf, Masther John," she added,
+"is the very spit av him. Shure it's you should
+be the proud bye."</p>
+
+<p>"And, Mary Ellen, you are to come and live
+with us, you know, and have all the 'followers'
+you want."</p>
+
+<p>"Och," she laughed, "I'm done wid followers,
+me dear. To tell ye the truth, Mr. Watlin and
+I are plannin' to git hitched up, before the New
+Year. An uncle of his have died and left him
+enough to start him in the butcherin' business on
+his own account. So maybe you'll dance at me
+weddin' yet."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll give you a nice present, Mary Ellen,
+dear," I promised, putting my arm around her.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she went on, squeezing me, "and the
+cook next door was tellin' me last night, that the
+word is goin' about that Miss Margery an'
+Misther Harry is engaged too. So there's love
+in the air, Masther John. D'ye mind the time
+'twas yersilf was in love wid little Miss Jane?
+Bless yer little heart."</p>
+
+<p>I fled back to the dining-room.</p>
+
+<p>Mary Ellen was now dispatched to blow her
+whistle for a hansom, and almost before we realized
+it we found ourselves rolling smoothly to the
+hotel where father was to stay.</p>
+
+<p>Next, we were in his very room, exploring,
+with adventurous fingers, all his admirable,
+tobacco-smelling belongings. When his back was
+turned, Angel even unsheathed his razor and
+flourished it, for one hair-lifting second. But
+father caught him and promised that he should
+become acquainted with the razor-strop also, if
+he grew too bold.</p>
+
+<p>We went out and bought chocolates and toys
+and brought them back to his room to play with.
+The morning passed in a delicious dream. Then
+luncheon downstairs with him, the eyes of many
+people on us.</p>
+
+<p>Among them I discovered, before long, the
+laughing blue eyes of Lady Simon. She was not
+looking at me, but very eagerly at father, as
+though she were trying to make him see her. In
+a moment she succeeded, and, without a word of
+explanation to us he jumped up and strode across
+to the table where she and Lord Simon sat.
+The Seraph ran after him and was gathered into
+her arms while she smiled and talked to father
+over his curls.</p>
+
+<p>"Wonder if she's askin' him for another lapis
+lazarus necklace," said Angel, his mouth full of
+charlotte russe, "she'd better not, 'cos we're all he
+can afford now."</p>
+
+<p>I did not like the idea either, so when father
+came back with The Seraph hanging to his coat
+tails, I remarked, with some asperity:</p>
+
+<p>"She said you nearly ruined yourself once to
+buy her a pair of cream-coloured ponies."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and a lapis lazarus necklace," added Angel,
+accusingly.</p>
+
+<p>"I want a cweam-culled pony!" shouted The
+Seraph.</p>
+
+<p>Father leaned over us with almost the expression
+of Mrs. Handsomebody in his eye.</p>
+
+<p>"You shall all have ponies," he said, "any old
+colour you like, cream, or pink, or blue, if you'll
+shut up and be good."</p>
+
+<p>Dazzled by the vision of a herd of rainbow-coloured
+ponies we suffered ourselves to be led
+in silence from the dining-room. Outside, father
+said, still with the look of Mrs. Handsomebody
+in his eye:</p>
+
+<p>"I have to make a call on a lady in Argyle
+Road, my godmother. Do you feel prepared to
+come, and be good boys, or shall I send you back
+to your governess?"</p>
+
+<p>"Argyle Road!" exclaimed Angel. "That's
+where Giftie lived."</p>
+
+<p>"Want to see Giftie!" came from The Seraph,
+"and Colin."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you going to be good?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather," said Angel. "Please take us."</p>
+
+<p>Another hansom was called. We were quite
+prepared to see it stop before the large square
+house where Giftie lived. It stopped. There
+was a clamour of barks from three Scottish terriers
+as we entered the gate. In a second I had
+Giftie in my arms; her little, hard wriggling body
+pressed to my breast; her little red tongue showing
+between her pointed white teeth. She was
+wild with the joy of welcoming us, but Colin
+walked solemnly away, his tail very much in the
+air. The third dog I felt sure was one of Giftie's
+pups. "His name is Tam," shouted the tall grey-haired
+lady, having suddenly appeared, and I
+discovered then that we were in the drawing-room,
+and pulled off my cap, and smiled up at her.</p>
+
+<p>"I've been saving him for you," she went on,
+"hoping you would turn up. The other two are
+sold. But Tam is for you boys, and oh, Davy,"
+turning to father, "you must let me have them
+for Christmas. We shall have an enormous
+Christmas Tree, and look! it's beginning to
+snow."</p>
+
+<p>It was true. Great white flakes were softly
+whirling past the windows, shutting us away from
+the outer world. The fire seemed to burn the
+brighter for them, the air seemed full of happiness
+and gay adventure. We bent over our new possession
+on the hearthrug in ecstasy. Tam, in ferocious
+playfulness, tried to show us all part of his
+body at once. But when we overcame him, and
+pinned him down, he lay limply, with his tongue
+out at one side, and the promise of many a future
+romp in his roguish brown eyes. Giftie brought
+a woollen bedroom slipper from upstairs to worry
+for our amusement. Even Colin grew friendly.
+The talk went on above our heads, the far-off
+talk of grown-ups. But stay&mdash;it was not so incomprehensible
+after all! What was it she was
+saying? A pantomime! A deserving Charity.
+Had tickets. Suppose we take the children.
+Would it bore Davy? Davy said it wouldn't.</p>
+
+<p>Was all our new life to be a whirl like this?
+Now we were back in the hansom cab bowling
+through the madly dancing snowflakes. Now we
+were back at Mrs. Handsomebody's having tea
+with a double portion of jam; being scrubbed and
+brushed, and warned of our behaviour, sliding
+on the slippery soles of new boots; sniffing the
+fresh linen of clean handkerchiefs; watching Mrs.
+Handsomebody tie her bonnet strings with trembling
+fingers.</p>
+
+<p>In a four-wheeler now, squeezed very closely
+together; the wheels moving heavily through the
+ever-deepening snow; lights flashing by the snowy
+windows, father's leg and boot pressing against
+me cruelly but giving a delicious sense of protection
+and good fellowship. Then the blazing
+light, and heat, and pressing crowd of the lobby;
+a sense of terror lest the pompous man who took
+tickets would refuse to accept those tendered by
+father; immense relief, as a thin, bounding individual
+led us down the sloping aisle. Father's
+guiding hand on our shoulders; we were in our
+seats.</p>
+
+<p>On my right sat father, and beyond him Angel.
+On my left The Seraph and Mrs. Handsomebody,
+her hands clasped tensely in her lap. But who
+was that in the golden light beyond Angel? Who
+indeed but our old friend Captain Pegg who had
+come, it appeared, with Giftie's mistress. Lucky
+Angel to be next him, laughing and whispering
+with him! Then, lucky me to be pushed between
+the seats to shake his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Shiver my timbers, John," he whispered, "but
+I have great days to tell you of! Days of
+plunder and bloodshed, my hearty. I went back
+to the old life, for a while, you know. Look
+here!" He drew aside his coat and around his
+waist I saw that he wore a belt of alligator skin
+into which was thrust a curved and glittering
+bowie knife!</p>
+
+<p>The curtain was going up. I was pulled back
+into my seat. My pulses throbbed as scene by
+scene the pantomime was disclosed before my
+happy eyes. Here was I, John Curzon, part of
+quite as good a play as yon. Pirates, love, fluttering
+banners, swashbuckling clowns, life
+stretched before me, a jolly adventure with Angel
+and The Seraph always there to share the fun.
+Now the Seraph's head had dropped to Mrs.
+Handsomebody's lap. He was half asleep. Her
+black kid hand patted his back. She was gazing
+with a rapt smile at the stage.</p>
+
+<p>The pantomime was nearly over. The night
+of danger and dark alarm was past. Rosy morning
+broke upon the mountain side, and Columbine,
+reclining in a pearl-pink shell, opened her eyes and
+smiled upon a flowery world.</p>
+
+<p>I felt father's cheek against my head. His
+hand covered mine. He whispered:</p>
+
+<p>"Happy, John?"</p>
+
+<p>I nodded, clutching his fingers. And so we
+met the New Day together.</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
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