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+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: John Ingerfield and Other Stories</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: Jerome K. Jerome</div>
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+[Most recently updated: April 14, 2023]</div>
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+<div style='margin-top:2em; margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK JOHN INGERFIELD AND OTHER STORIES ***</div>
+
+<h1>JOHN INGERFIELD<br/>
+AND OTHER STORIES</h1>
+
+<h2 class="no-break">by Jerome K. Jerome</h2>
+
+<hr />
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2>Contents</h2>
+
+<table summary="" style="">
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap01">To the Gentle Reader</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap02">In Remembrance of John Ingerfield and of Anne, his Wife</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap03">The Woman of the Sæter</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap04">Variety Patter</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap05">Silhouettes</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap06">The Lease of the “Cross Keys”</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+</table>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap01"></a>TO THE GENTLE READER;<br/>
+also<br/>
+TO THE GENTLE CRITIC.</h2>
+
+<p>
+Once upon a time, I wrote a little story of a woman who was crushed to death by
+a python. A day or two after its publication, a friend stopped me in the
+street. “Charming little story of yours,” he said, “that about the woman and
+the snake; but it’s not as funny as some of your things!” The next week, a
+newspaper, referring to the tale, remarked, “We have heard the incident related
+before with infinitely greater humour.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With this—and many similar experiences—in mind, I wish distinctly to state that
+“John Ingerfield,” “The Woman of the Sæter,” and “Silhouettes,” are not
+intended to be amusing. The two other items—“Variety Patter,” and “The Lease of
+the Cross Keys”—I give over to the critics of the new humour to rend as they
+will; but “John Ingerfield,” “The Woman of the Sæter,” and “Silhouettes,” I
+repeat, I should be glad if they would judge from some other standpoint than
+that of humour, new or old.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap02"></a>IN REMEMBRANCE OF JOHN INGERFIELD, AND OF ANNE, HIS WIFE<br/>
+A STORY OF OLD LONDON, IN TWO CHAPTERS</h2>
+
+<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3>
+
+<p>
+If you take the Underground Railway to Whitechapel Road (the East station), and
+from there take one of the yellow tramcars that start from that point, and go
+down the Commercial Road, past the George, in front of which stands—or used to
+stand—a high flagstaff, at the base of which sits—or used to sit—an elderly
+female purveyor of pigs’ trotters at three-ha’pence apiece, until you come to
+where a railway arch crosses the road obliquely, and there get down and turn to
+the right up a narrow, noisy street leading to the river, and then to the right
+again up a still narrower street, which you may know by its having a
+public-house at one corner (as is in the nature of things) and a marine
+store-dealer’s at the other, outside which strangely stiff and unaccommodating
+garments of gigantic size flutter ghost-like in the wind, you will come to a
+dingy railed-in churchyard, surrounded on all sides by cheerless, many-peopled
+houses. Sad-looking little old houses they are, in spite of the tumult of life
+about their ever open doors. They and the ancient church in their midst seem
+weary of the ceaseless jangle around them. Perhaps, standing there for so many
+years, listening to the long silence of the dead, the fretful voices of the
+living sound foolish in their ears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Peering through the railings on the side nearest the river, you will see
+beneath the shadow of the soot-grimed church’s soot-grimed porch—that is, if
+the sun happen, by rare chance, to be strong enough to cast any shadow at all
+in that region of grey light—a curiously high and narrow headstone that once
+was white and straight, not tottering and bent with age as it is now. There is
+upon this stone a carving in bas-relief, as you will see for yourself if you
+will make your way to it through the gateway on the opposite side of the
+square. It represents, so far as can be made out, for it is much worn by time
+and dirt, a figure lying on the ground with another figure bending over it,
+while at a little distance stands a third object. But this last is so
+indistinct that it might be almost anything, from an angel to a post.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And below the carving are the words (already half obliterated) that I have used
+for the title of this story.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Should you ever wander of a Sunday morning within sound of the cracked bell
+that calls a few habit-bound, old-fashioned folk to worship within those
+damp-stained walls, and drop into talk with the old men who on such days
+sometimes sit, each in his brass-buttoned long brown coat, upon the low stone
+coping underneath those broken railings, you might hear this tale from them, as
+I did, more years ago than I care to recollect.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But lest you do not choose to go to all this trouble, or lest the old men who
+could tell it you have grown tired of all talk, and are not to be roused ever
+again into the telling of tales, and you yet wish for the story, I will here
+set it down for you.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But I cannot recount it to you as they told it to me, for to me it was only a
+tale that I heard and remembered, thinking to tell it again for profit, while
+to them it was a thing that had been, and the threads of it were interwoven
+with the woof of their own life. As they talked, faces that I did not see
+passed by among the crowd and turned and looked at them, and voices that I did
+not hear spoke to them below the clamour of the street, so that through their
+thin piping voices there quivered the deep music of life and death, and my tale
+must be to theirs but as a gossip’s chatter to the story of him whose breast
+has felt the press of battle.
+</p>
+
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield, oil and tallow refiner, of Lavender Wharf, Limehouse, comes of
+a hard-headed, hard-fisted stock. The first of the race that the eye of Record,
+piercing the deepening mists upon the centuries behind her, is able to discern
+with any clearness is a long-haired, sea-bronzed personage, whom men call
+variously Inge or Unger. Out of the wild North Sea he has come. Record observes
+him, one of a small, fierce group, standing on the sands of desolate
+Northumbria, staring landward, his worldly wealth upon his back. This consists
+of a two-handed battle-axe, value perhaps some forty stycas in the currency of
+the time. A careful man, with business capabilities, may, however, manipulate a
+small capital to great advantage. In what would appear, to those accustomed to
+our slow modern methods, an incredibly short space of time, Inge’s two-handed
+battle-axe has developed into wide lands and many head of cattle; which latter
+continue to multiply with a rapidity beyond the dreams of present-day breeders.
+Inge’s descendants would seem to have inherited the genius of their ancestor,
+for they prosper and their worldly goods increase. They are a money-making
+race. In all times, out of all things, by all means, they make money. They
+fight for money, marry for money, live for money, are ready to die for money.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the days when the most saleable and the highest priced article in the
+markets of Europe was a strong arm and a cool head, then each Ingerfield (as
+“Inge,” long rooted in Yorkshire soil, had grown or been corrupted to) was a
+soldier of fortune, and offered his strong arm and his cool head to the highest
+bidder. They fought for their price, and they took good care that they obtained
+their price; but, the price settled, they fought well, for they were staunch
+men and true, according to their lights, though these lights may have been
+placed somewhat low down, near the earth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then followed the days when the chief riches of the world lay tossed for daring
+hands to grasp upon the bosom of the sea, and the sleeping spirit of the old
+Norse Rover stirred in their veins, and the lilt of a wild sea-song they had
+never heard kept ringing in their ears; and they built them ships and sailed
+for the Spanish Main, and won much wealth, as was their wont.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Later on, when Civilisation began to lay down and enforce sterner rules for the
+game of life, and peaceful methods promised to prove more profitable than
+violent, the Ingerfields became traders and merchants of grave mien and sober
+life; for their ambition from generation to generation remains ever the same,
+their various callings being but means to an end.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A hard, stern race of men they would seem to have been, but just—so far as they
+understood justice. They have the reputation of having been good husbands,
+fathers, and masters; but one cannot help thinking of them as more respected
+than loved.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They were men to exact the uttermost farthing due to them, yet not without a
+sense of the thing due from them, their own duty and responsibility—nay, not
+altogether without their moments of heroism, which is the duty of great men.
+History relates how a certain Captain Ingerfield, returning with much treasure
+from the West Indies—how acquired it were, perhaps, best not to inquire too
+closely—is overhauled upon the high seas by King’s frigate. Captain of King’s
+frigate sends polite message to Captain Ingerfield requesting him to be so kind
+as to promptly hand over a certain member of his ship’s company, who, by some
+means or another, has made himself objectionable to King’s friends, in order
+that he (the said objectionable person) may be forthwith hanged from the
+yard-arm.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Captain Ingerfield returns polite answer to Captain of King’s frigate that he
+(Captain Ingerfield) will, with much pleasure, hang any member of his ship’s
+company that needs hanging, but that neither the King of England nor any one
+else on God Almighty’s sea is going to do it for him. Captain of King’s frigate
+sends back word that if objectionable person be not at once given up he shall
+be compelled with much regret to send Ingerfield and his ship to the bottom of
+the Atlantic. Replies Captain Ingerfield, “That is just what he will have to do
+before I give up one of my people,” and fights the big frigate—fights it so
+fiercely that after three hours Captain of King’s frigate thinks it will be
+good to try argument again, and sends therefore a further message, courteously
+acknowledging Captain Ingerfield’s courage and skill, and suggesting that, he
+having done sufficient to vindicate his honour and renown, it would be politic
+to now hand over the unimportant cause of contention, and so escape with his
+treasure.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Tell your Captain,” shouts back this Ingerfield, who has discovered there are
+sweeter things to fight for than even money, “that the <i>Wild Goose</i> has
+flown the seas with her belly full of treasure before now, and will, if it be
+God’s pleasure, so do again, but that master and man in her sail together,
+fight together, and die together.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whereupon King’s frigate pounds away more vigorously than ever, and succeeds
+eventually in carrying out her threat. Down goes the <i>Wild Goose</i>, her
+last chase ended—down she goes with a plunge, spit foremost with her colours
+flying; and down with her goes every man left standing on her decks; and at the
+bottom of the Atlantic they lie to this day, master and man side by side,
+keeping guard upon their treasure.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Which incident, and it is well authenticated, goes far to prove that the
+Ingerfields, hard men and grasping men though they be—men caring more for the
+getting of money than for the getting of love—loving more the cold grip of gold
+than the grip of kith or kin, yet bear buried in their hearts the seeds of a
+nobler manhood, for which, however, the barren soil of their ambition affords
+scant nourishment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The John Ingerfield of this story is a man very typical of his race. He has
+discovered that the oil and tallow refining business, though not a pleasant
+one, is an exceedingly lucrative one. These are the good days when George the
+Third is king, and London is rapidly becoming a city of bright night. Tallow
+and oil and all materials akin thereto are in ever-growing request, and young
+John Ingerfield builds himself a large refining house and warehouse in the
+growing suburb of Limehouse, which lies between the teeming river and the quiet
+fields, gathers many people round about him, puts his strong heart into his
+work, and prospers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All the days of his youth he labours and garners, and lays out and garners yet
+again. In early middle age he finds himself a wealthy man. The chief business
+of life, the getting of money, is practically done; his enterprise is firmly
+established, and will continue to grow with ever less need of husbandry. It is
+time for him to think about the secondary business of life, the getting
+together of a wife and home, for the Ingerfields have ever been good citizens,
+worthy heads of families, openhanded hosts, making a brave show among friends
+and neighbours.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield, sitting in his stiff, high-backed chair, in his stiffly, but
+solidly, furnished dining-room, above his counting-house, sipping slowly his
+one glass of port, takes counsel with himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What shall she be?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He is rich, and can afford a good article. She must be young and handsome, fit
+to grace the fine house he will take for her in fashionable Bloomsbury, far
+from the odour and touch of oil and tallow. She must be well bred, with a
+gracious, noble manner, that will charm his guests and reflect honour and
+credit upon himself; she must, above all, be of good family, with a
+genealogical tree sufficiently umbrageous to hide Lavender Wharf from the eyes
+of Society.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What else she may or may not be he does not very much care. She will, of
+course, be virtuous and moderately pious, as it is fit and proper that women
+should be. It will also be well that her disposition be gentle and yielding,
+but that is of minor importance, at all events so far as he is concerned: the
+Ingerfield husbands are not the class of men upon whom wives vent their
+tempers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having decided in his mind <i>what</i> she shall be, he proceeds to discuss
+with himself <i>who</i> she shall be. His social circle is small. Methodically,
+in thought, he makes the entire round of it, mentally scrutinising every maiden
+that he knows. Some are charming, some are fair, some are rich; but no one of
+them approaches near to his carefully considered ideal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He keeps the subject in his mind, and muses on it in the intervals of business.
+At odd moments he jots down names as they occur to him upon a slip of paper,
+which he pins for the purpose on the inside of the cover of his desk. He
+arranges them alphabetically, and when it is as complete as his memory can make
+it, he goes critically down the list, making a few notes against each. As a
+result, it becomes clear to him that he must seek among strangers for his wife.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He has a friend, or rather an acquaintance, an old school-fellow, who has
+developed into one of those curious social flies that in all ages are to be met
+with buzzing contentedly within the most exclusive circles, and concerning
+whom, seeing that they are neither rare nor rich, nor extraordinarily clever
+nor well born, one wonders “how the devil they got there!” Meeting this man by
+chance one afternoon, he links his arm in his and invites him home to dinner.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So soon as they are left alone, with the walnuts and wine between them, John
+Ingerfield says, thoughtfully cracking a hard nut between his fingers—
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Will, I’m going to get married.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Excellent idea—delighted to hear it, I’m sure,” replies Will, somewhat less
+interested in the information than in the delicately flavoured Madeira he is
+lovingly sipping. “Who’s the lady?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I don’t know, yet,” is John Ingerfield’s answer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His friend glances slyly at him over his glass, not sure whether he is expected
+to be amused or sympathetically helpful.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I want you to find one for me.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Will Cathcart puts down his glass and stares at his host across the table.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Should be delighted to help you, Jack,” he stammers, in an alarmed tone—“’pon
+my soul I should; but really don’t know a damned woman I could recommend—’pon
+my soul I don’t.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“You must see a good many: I wish you’d look out for one that you <i>could</i>
+recommend.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Certainly I will, my dear Jack!” answers the other, in a relieved voice.
+“Never thought about ’em in that way before. Daresay I shall come across the
+very girl to suit you. I’ll keep my eyes open and let you know.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I shall be obliged to you if you will,” replies John Ingerfield, quietly; “and
+it’s your turn, I think, to oblige me, Will. I have obliged you, if you
+recollect.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Shall never forget it, my dear Jack,” murmurs Will, a little uneasily. “It was
+uncommonly good of you. You saved me from ruin, Jack: shall think about it to
+my dying day—’pon my soul I shall.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“No need to let it worry you for so long a period as that,” returns John, with
+the faintest suspicion of a smile playing round his firm mouth. “The bill falls
+due at the end of next month. You can discharge the debt then, and the matter
+will be off your mind.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Will finds his chair growing uncomfortable under him, while the Madeira somehow
+loses its flavour. He gives a short, nervous laugh.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“By Jove,” he says: “so soon as that? The date had quite slipped my memory.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Fortunate that I reminded you,” says John, the smile round his lips deepening.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Will fidgets on his seat. “I’m afraid, my dear Jack,” he says, “I shall have to
+get you to renew it, just for a month or two,—deuced awkward thing, but I’m
+remarkably short of money this year. Truth is, I can’t get what’s owing to
+myself.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“That’s very awkward, certainly,” replies his friend, “because I am not at all
+sure that I shall be able to renew it.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Will stares at him in some alarm. “But what am I to do if I hav’n’t the money?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield shrugs his shoulders.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“You don’t mean, my dear Jack, that you would put me in prison?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Why not? Other people have to go there who can’t pay their debts.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Will Cathcart’s alarm grows to serious proportions. “But our friendship,” he
+cries, “our—”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“My dear Will,” interrupts the other, “there are few friends I would lend three
+hundred pounds to and make no effort to get it back. You, certainly, are not
+one of them.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Let us make a bargain,” he continues. “Find me a wife, and on the day of my
+marriage I will send you back that bill with, perhaps, a couple of hundred
+added. If by the end of next month you have not introduced me to a lady fit to
+be, and willing to be, Mrs. John Ingerfield, I shall decline to renew it.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield refills his own glass and hospitably pushes the bottle towards
+his guest—who, however, contrary to his custom, takes no notice of it, but
+stares hard at his shoe-buckles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Are you serious?” he says at length.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Quite serious,” is the answer. “I want to marry. My wife must be a lady by
+birth and education. She must be of good family—of family sufficiently good,
+indeed, to compensate for the refinery. She must be young and beautiful and
+charming. I am purely a business man. I want a woman capable of conducting the
+social department of my life. I know of no such lady myself. I appeal to you,
+because you, I know, are intimate with the class among whom she must be
+sought.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“There may be some difficulty in persuading a lady of the required
+qualifications to accept the situation,” says Cathcart, with a touch of malice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I want you to find one who will,” says John Ingerfield.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Early in the evening Will Cathcart takes leave of his host, and departs
+thoughtful and anxious; and John Ingerfield strolls contemplatively up and down
+his wharf, for the smell of oil and tallow has grown to be very sweet to him,
+and it is pleasant to watch the moonbeams shining on the piled-up casks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Six weeks go by. On the first day of the seventh John takes Will Cathcart’s
+acceptance from its place in the large safe, and lays it in the smaller box
+beside his desk, devoted to more pressing and immediate business. Two days
+later Cathcart picks his way across the slimy yard, passes through the
+counting-house, and enters his friend’s inner sanctum, closing the door behind
+him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He wears a jubilant air, and slaps the grave John on the back. “I’ve got her,
+Jack,” he cries. “It’s been hard work, I can tell you: sounding suspicious old
+dowagers, bribing confidential servants, fishing for information among friends
+of the family. By Jove, I shall be able to join the Duke’s staff as
+spy-in-chief to His Majesty’s entire forces after this!”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“What is she like?” asks John, without stopping his writing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Like! My dear Jack, you’ll fall over head and ears in love with her the moment
+you see her. A little cold, perhaps, but that will just suit you.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Good family?” asks John, signing and folding the letter he has finished.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“So good that I was afraid at first it would be useless thinking of her. But
+she’s a sensible girl, no confounded nonsense about her, and the family are
+poor as church mice. In fact—well, to tell the truth, we have become most
+excellent friends, and she told me herself frankly that she meant to marry a
+rich man, and didn’t much care whom.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“That sounds hopeful,” remarks the would-be bridegroom, with his peculiar dry
+smile: “when shall I have the pleasure of seeing her?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I want you to come with me to-night to the Garden,” replies the other; “she
+will be in Lady Heatherington’s box, and I will introduce you.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So that evening John Ingerfield goes to Covent Garden Theatre, with the blood
+running a trifle quicker in his veins, but not much, than would be the case
+were he going to the docks to purchase tallow—examines, covertly, the proposed
+article from the opposite side of the house, and approves her—is introduced to
+her, and, on closer inspection, approves her still more—receives an invitation
+to visit—visits frequently, and each time is more satisfied of the rarity,
+serviceableness, and quality of the article.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If all John Ingerfield requires for a wife is a beautiful social machine,
+surely here he has found his ideal. Anne Singleton, only daughter of that
+persistently unfortunate but most charming of baronets, Sir Harry Singleton
+(more charming, it is rumoured, outside his family circle than within it), is a
+stately, graceful, high-bred woman. Her portrait, by Reynolds, still to be seen
+above the carved wainscoting of one of the old City halls, shows a wonderfully
+handsome and clever face, but at the same time a wonderfully cold and heartless
+one. It is the face of a woman half weary of, half sneering at the world. One
+reads in old family letters, whereof the ink is now very faded and the paper
+very yellow, long criticisms of this portrait. The writers complain that if the
+picture is at all like her she must have greatly changed since her girlhood,
+for they remember her then as having a laughing and winsome expression.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They say—they who knew her in after-life—that this earlier face came back to
+her in the end, so that the many who remembered opening their eyes and seeing
+her bending down over them could never recognise the portrait of the beautiful
+sneering lady, even when they were told whom it represented.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But at the time of John Ingerfield’s strange wooing she was the Anne Singleton
+of Sir Joshua’s portrait, and John Ingerfield liked her the better that she
+was.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He had no feeling of sentiment in the matter himself, and it simplified the
+case that she had none either. He offered her a plain bargain, and she accepted
+it. For all he knew or cared, her attitude towards this subject of marriage was
+the usual one assumed by women. Very young girls had their heads full of
+romantic ideas. It was better for her and for him that she had got rid of them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Ours will be a union founded on good sense,” said John Ingerfield.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Let us hope the experiment will succeed,” said Anne Singleton.
+</p>
+
+<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3>
+
+<p>
+But the experiment does not succeed. The laws of God decree that man shall
+purchase woman, that woman shall give herself to man, for other coin than that
+of good sense. Good sense is not a legal tender in the marriage mart. Men and
+women who enter therein with only sense in their purse have no right to
+complain if, on reaching home, they find they have concluded an unsatisfactory
+bargain.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield, when he asked Anne Singleton to be his wife, felt no more love
+for her than he felt for any of the other sumptuous household appointments he
+was purchasing about the same time, and made no pretence of doing so. Nor, had
+he done so, would she have believed him; for Anne Singleton has learned much in
+her twenty-two summers and winters, and knows that love is only a meteor in
+life’s sky, and that the true lodestar of this world is gold. Anne Singleton
+has had her romance and buried it deep down in her deep nature and over its
+grave, to keep its ghost from rising, has piled the stones of indifference and
+contempt, as many a woman has done before and since. Once upon a time Anne
+Singleton sat dreaming out a story. It was a story old as the hills—older than
+some of them—but to her, then, it was quite new and very wonderful. It
+contained all the usual stock material common to such stories: the lad and the
+lass, the plighted troth, the richer suitors, the angry parents, the love that
+was worth braving all the world for. One day into this dream there fell from
+the land of the waking a letter, a poor, pitiful letter: “You know I love you
+and only you,” it ran; “my heart will always be yours till I die. But my father
+threatens to stop my allowance, and, as you know, I have nothing of my own
+except debts. Some would call her handsome, but how can I think of her beside
+you? Oh, why was money ever let to come into the world to curse us?” with many
+other puzzling questions of a like character, and much severe condemnation of
+Fate and Heaven and other parties generally, and much self-commiseration.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anne Singleton took long to read the letter. When she had finished it, and had
+read it through again, she rose, and, crushing it her hand, flung it in the
+fire with a laugh, and as the flame burnt up and died away felt that her life
+had died with it, not knowing that bruised hearts can heal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So when John Ingerfield comes wooing, and speaks to her no word of love but
+only of money, she feels that here at last is a genuine voice that she can
+trust. Love of the lesser side of life is still left to her. It will be
+pleasant to be the wealthy mistress of a fine house, to give great receptions,
+to exchange the secret poverty of home for display and luxury. These things are
+offered to her on the very terms she would have suggested herself. Accompanied
+by love she would have refused them, knowing she could give none in return.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But a woman finds it one thing not to desire affection and another thing not to
+possess it. Day by day the atmosphere of the fine house in Bloomsbury grows
+cold and colder about her heart. Guests warm it at times for a few hours, then
+depart, leaving it chillier than before.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For her husband she attempts to feel indifference, but living creatures joined
+together cannot feel indifference for each other. Even two dogs in a leash are
+compelled to think of one another. A man and wife must love or hate, like or
+dislike, in degree as the bond connecting them is drawn tight or allowed to
+hang slack. By mutual desire their chains of wedlock have been fastened as
+loosely as respect for security will permit, with the happy consequence that
+her aversion to him does not obtrude itself beyond the limits of politeness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Her part of the contract she faithfully fulfils, for the Singletons also have
+their code of honour. Her beauty, her tact, her charm, her influence, are
+devoted to his service—to the advancement of his position, the furtherance of
+his ambition. Doors that would otherwise remain closed she opens to him.
+Society, that would otherwise pass by with a sneer, sits round his table. His
+wishes and pleasures are hers. In all things she yields him wifely duty, seeks
+to render herself agreeable to him, suffers in silence his occasional caresses.
+Whatever was implied in the bargain, that she will perform to the letter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He, on his side, likewise performs his part with businesslike
+conscientiousness—nay, seeing that the pleasing of her brings no personal
+gratification to himself—not without generosity. He is ever thoughtful of and
+deferential to her, awarding her at all times an unvarying courteousness that
+is none the less sincere for being studied. Her every expressed want is
+gratified, her every known distaste respected. Conscious of his presence being
+an oppression to her, he is even careful not to intrude it upon her oftener
+than is necessary.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At times he asks himself, somewhat pertinently, what he has gained by
+marriage—wonders whether this social race was quite the most interesting game
+he could have elected to occupy his leisure—wonders whether, after all, he
+would not have been happier over his counting-house than in these sumptuous,
+glittering rooms, where he always seems, and feels himself to be, the uninvited
+guest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The only feeling that a closer intimacy has created in him for his wife is that
+of indulgent contempt. As there is no equality between man and woman, so there
+can be no respect. She is a different being. He must either look up to her as
+superior to himself, or down upon her as inferior. When a man does the former
+he is more or less in love, and love to John Ingerfield is an unknown emotion.
+Her beauty, her charm, her social tact—even while he makes use of them for his
+own purposes, he despises as the weapons of a weak nature.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So in their big, cold mansion John Ingerfield and Anne, his wife, sit far
+apart, strangers to one another, neither desiring to know the other nearer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+About his business he never speaks to her, and she never questions him. To
+compensate for the slight shrinkage of time he is able to devote to it, he
+becomes more strict and exacting; grows a harsher master to his people, a
+sterner creditor, a greedier dealer, squeezing the uttermost out of every one,
+feverish to grow richer, so that he may spend more upon the game that day by
+day he finds more tiresome and uninteresting.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the piled-up casks upon his wharves increase and multiply; and on the dirty
+river his ships and barges lie in ever-lengthening lines; and round his greasy
+cauldrons sweating, witch-like creatures swarm in ever-denser numbers, stirring
+oil and tallow into gold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Until one summer, from its nest in the far East, there flutters westward a foul
+thing. Hovering over Limehouse suburb, seeing it crowded and unclean, liking
+its fetid smell, it settles down upon it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Typhus is the creature’s name. At first it lurks there unnoticed, battening
+upon the rich, rank food it finds around it, until, grown too big to hide
+longer, it boldly shows its hideous head, and the white face of Terror runs
+swiftly through alley and street, crying as it runs, forces itself into John
+Ingerfield’s counting-house, and tells its tale. John Ingerfield sits for a
+while thinking. Then he mounts his horse and rides home at as hard a pace as
+the condition of the streets will allow. In the hall he meets Anne going out,
+and stops her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Don’t come too near me,” he says quietly. “Typhus fever has broken out at
+Limehouse, and they say one can communicate it, even without having it oneself.
+You had better leave London for a few weeks. Go down to your father’s: I will
+come and fetch you when it is all over.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He passes her, giving her a wide berth, and goes upstairs, where he remains for
+some minutes in conversation with his valet. Then, coming down, he remounts and
+rides off again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After a little while Anne goes up into his room. His man is kneeling in the
+middle of the floor, packing a valise.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Where are you to take it?” she asks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Down to the wharf, ma’am,” answers the man: “Mr. Ingerfield is going to be
+there for a day or two.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then Anne sits in the great empty drawing-room, and takes <i>her</i> turn at
+thinking.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield finds, on his return to Limehouse, that the evil has greatly
+increased during the short time he has been away. Fanned by fear and ignorance,
+fed by poverty and dirt, the scourge is spreading through the district like a
+fire. Long smouldering in secret, it has now burst forth at fifty different
+points at once. Not a street, not a court but has its “case.” Over a dozen of
+John’s hands are down with it already. Two more have sunk prostrate beside
+their work within the last hour. The panic grows grotesque. Men and women tear
+their clothes off, looking to see if they have anywhere upon them a rash or a
+patch of mottled skin, find that they have, or imagine that they have, and
+rush, screaming, half-undressed, into the street. Two men, meeting in a narrow
+passage, both rush back, too frightened to pass each other. A boy stoops down
+and scratches his leg—not an action that under ordinary circumstances would
+excite much surprise in that neighbourhood. In an instant there is a wild
+stampede from the room, the strong trampling on the weak in their eagerness to
+escape.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These are not the days of organised defence against disease. There are kind
+hearts and willing hands in London town, but they are not yet closely enough
+banded together to meet a swift foe such as this. There are hospitals and
+charities galore, but these are mostly in the City, maintained by the City
+Fathers for the exclusive benefit of poor citizens and members of the guilds.
+The few free hospitals are already over-crowded and ill-prepared. Squalid,
+outlying Limehouse, belonging to nowhere, cared for by nobody, must fight for
+itself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield calls the older men together, and with their help attempts to
+instil some sense and reason into his terrified people. Standing on the step of
+his counting-house, and addressing as many of them as are not too scared to
+listen, he tells them of the danger of fear and of the necessity for calmness
+and courage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“We must face and fight this thing like men,” he cries, in that deep,
+din-conquering voice that has served the Ingerfields in good stead on many a
+steel-swept field, on many a storm-struck sea; “there must be no cowardly
+selfishness, no faint-hearted despair. If we’ve got to die we’ll die; but
+please God we’ll live. Anyhow, we will stick together, and help each other. I
+mean to stop here with you, and do what I can for you. None of my people shall
+want.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield ceases, and as the vibrations of his strong tones roll away a
+sweet voice from beside him rises clear and firm:—
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I have come down to be with you also, and to help my husband. I shall take
+charge of the nursing and tending of your sick, and I hope I shall be of some
+real use to you. My husband and I are so sorry for you in your trouble. I know
+you will be brave and patient. We will all do our best, and be hopeful.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He turns, half expecting to see only the empty air and to wonder at the
+delirium in his brain. She puts her hand in his, and their eyes meet; and in
+that moment, for the first time in their lives, these two see one another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They speak no word. There is no opportunity for words. There is work to be
+done, and done quickly, and Anne grasps it with the greed of a woman long
+hungry for the joy of doing. As John watches her moving swiftly and quietly
+through the bewildered throng, questioning, comforting, gently compelling, the
+thought comes to him, Ought he to allow her to be here, risking her life for
+his people? followed by the thought, How is he going to prevent it? For in this
+hour the knowledge is born within him that Anne is not his property; that he
+and she are fellow hands taking their orders from the same Master; that though
+it be well for them to work together and help each other, they must not hinder
+one another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As yet John does not understand all this. The idea is new and strange to him.
+He feels as the child in a fairy story on suddenly discovering that the trees
+and flowers he has passed by carelessly a thousand times can think and talk.
+Once he whispers to her of the labour and the danger, but she answers simply,
+“They are my people too, John: it is my work”; and he lets her have her way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anne has a true woman’s instinct for nursing, and her strong sense stands her
+in stead of experience. A glance into one or two of the squalid dens where
+these people live tells her that if her patients are to be saved they must be
+nursed away from their own homes; and she determines to convert the large
+counting-house—a long, lofty room at the opposite end of the wharf to the
+refinery—into a temporary hospital. Selecting some seven or eight of the most
+reliable women to assist her, she proceeds to prepare it for its purpose.
+Ledgers might be volumes of poetry, bills of lading mere street ballads, for
+all the respect that is shown to them. The older clerks stand staring aghast,
+feeling that the end of all things is surely at hand, and that the universe is
+rushing down into space, until, their idleness being detected, they are
+themselves promptly impressed for the sacrilegious work, and made to assist in
+the demolition of their own temple.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anne’s commands are spoken very sweetly, and are accompanied by the sweetest of
+smiles; but they are nevertheless commands, and somehow it does not occur to
+any one to disobey them. John—stern, masterful, authoritative John, who has
+never been approached with anything more dictatorial than a timid request since
+he left Merchant Taylors’ School nineteen years ago, who would have thought
+that something had suddenly gone wrong with the laws of Nature if he had
+been—finds himself hurrying along the street on his way to a druggist’s shop,
+slackens his pace an instant to ask himself why and wherefore he is doing so,
+recollects that he was told to do so and to make haste back, marvels who could
+have dared to tell him to do anything and to make haste back, remembers that it
+was Anne, is not quite sure what to think about it, but hurries on. He “makes
+haste back,” is praised for having been so quick, and feels pleased with
+himself; is sent off again in another direction, with instructions what to say
+when he gets there. He starts off (he is becoming used to being ordered about
+now). Halfway there great alarm seizes him, for on attempting to say over the
+message to himself, to be sure that he has it quite right, he discovers he has
+forgotten it. He pauses, nervous and excited; cogitates as to whether it will
+be safe for him to concoct a message of his own, weighs anxiously the
+chances—supposing that he does so—of being found out. Suddenly, to his intense
+surprise and relief, every word of what he was told to say comes back to him;
+and he hastens on, repeating it over and over to himself as he walks, lest it
+should escape him again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And then a few hundred yards farther on there occurs one of the most
+extraordinary events that has ever happened in that street before or since:
+John Ingerfield laughs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John Ingerfield, of Lavender Wharf, after walking two-thirds of Creek Lane,
+muttering to himself with his eyes on the ground, stops in the middle of the
+road and laughs; and one small boy, who tells the story to his dying day, sees
+him and hears him, and runs home at the top of his speed with the wonderful
+news, and is conscientiously slapped by his mother for telling lies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All that day Anne works like a heroine, John helping her, and occasionally
+getting in the way. By night she has her little hospital prepared and three
+beds already up and occupied; and, all now done that can be done, she and John
+go upstairs to his old rooms above the counting-house.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John ushers her into them with some misgiving, for by contrast with the house
+at Bloomsbury they are poor and shabby. He places her in the arm-chair near the
+fire, begging her to rest quiet, and then assists his old housekeeper, whose
+wits, never of the strongest, have been scared by the day’s proceeding, to lay
+the meal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anne’s eyes follow him as he moves about the room. Perhaps here, where all the
+real part of his life has been passed, he is more his true self than amid the
+unfamiliar surroundings of fashion; perhaps this simpler frame shows him to
+greater advantage; but Anne wonders how it is she has never noticed before that
+he is a well-set, handsome man. Nor, indeed, is he so very old-looking. Is it a
+trick of the dim light, or what? He looks almost young. But why should he not
+look young, seeing he is only thirty-six, and at thirty-six a man is in his
+prime? Anne wonders why she has always thought of him as an elderly person.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A portrait of one of John’s ancestors hangs over the great mantelpiece—of that
+sturdy Captain Ingerfield who fought the King’s frigate rather than give up one
+of his people. Anne glances from the dead face to the living and notes the
+strong likeness between them. Through her half-closed eyes she sees the grim
+old captain hurling back his message of defiance, and his face is the face she
+saw a few hours ago, saying, “I mean to stop here with you and do what I can
+for you. None of my people shall want.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John is placing a chair for her at the table, and the light from the candles
+falls upon him. She steals another glance at his face—a strong, stern, handsome
+face, capable of becoming a noble face. Anne wonders if it has ever looked down
+tenderly at anyone; feels a sudden fierce pain at the thought; dismisses the
+thought as impossible; wonders, nevertheless, how tenderness would suit it;
+thinks she would like to see a look of tenderness upon it, simply out of
+curiosity; wonders if she ever will.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She rouses herself from her reverie as John, with a smile, tells her supper is
+ready, and they seat themselves opposite each other, an odd air of
+embarrassment pervading.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Day by day their work grows harder; day by day the foe grows stronger, fiercer,
+more all-conquering; and day by day, fighting side by side against it, John
+Ingerfield and Anne, his wife, draw closer to each other. On the battle-field
+of life we learn the worth of strength. Anne feels it good, when growing weary,
+to glance up and find him near her; feels it good, amid the troubled babel
+round her, to hear the deep, strong music of his voice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And John, watching Anne’s fair figure moving to and fro among the stricken and
+the mourning; watching her fair, fluttering hands, busy with their holy work,
+her deep, soul-haunting eyes, changeful with the light and shade of tenderness;
+listening to her sweet, clear voice, laughing with the joyous, comforting the
+comfortless, gently commanding, softly pleading, finds creeping into his brain
+strange new thoughts concerning women—concerning this one woman in particular.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day, rummaging over an old chest, he comes across a coloured picture-book
+of Bible stories. He turns the torn pages fondly, remembering the Sunday
+afternoons of long ago. At one picture, wherein are represented many angels, he
+pauses; for in one of the younger angels of the group—one not quite so severe
+of feature as her sisters—he fancies he can trace resemblance to Anne. He
+lingers long over it. Suddenly there rushes through his brain the thought, How
+good to stoop and kiss the sweet feet of such a woman! and, thinking it, he
+blushes like a boy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So from the soil of human suffering spring the flowers of human love and joy,
+and from the flowers there fall the seeds of infinite pity for human pain, God
+shaping all things to His ends.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thinking of Anne, John’s face grows gentler, his hand kinder; dreaming of him,
+her heart grows stronger, deeper, fuller. Every available room in the warehouse
+has been turned into a ward, and the little hospital is open free to all, for
+John and Anne feel that the whole world are their people. The piled-up casks
+are gone—shipped to Woolwich and Gravesend, bundled anywhere out of the way, as
+though oil and tallow and the gold they can be stirred into were matters of
+small moment in this world, not to be thought of beside such a thing as the
+helping of a human brother in sore strait.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All the labour of the day seems light to them, looking forward to the hour when
+they sit together in John’s old shabby dining-room above the counting-house.
+Yet a looker-on might imagine such times dull to them; for they are strangely
+shy of one another, strangely sparing of words—fearful of opening the
+flood-gates of speech, feeling the pressure of the pent-up thought.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One evening, John, throwing out words, not as a sop to the necessity for talk,
+but as a bait to catch Anne’s voice, mentions girdle-cakes, remembers that his
+old housekeeper used to be famous for the making of them, and wonders if she
+has forgotten the art.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anne, answering tremulously, as though girdle-cakes were a somewhat delicate
+topic, claims to be a successful amateur of them herself. John, having been
+given always to understand that the talent for them was exceedingly rare, and
+one usually hereditary, respectfully doubts Anne’s capabilities, deferentially
+suggesting that she is thinking of scones. Anne indignantly repudiates the
+insinuation, knows quite well the difference between girdle-cakes and scones,
+offers to prove her powers by descending into the kitchen and making some then
+and there, if John will accompany her and find the things for her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+John accepts the challenge, and, guiding Anne with one shy, awkward hand, while
+holding aloft a candle in the other, leads the way. It is past ten o’clock, and
+the old housekeeper is in bed. At each creaking stair they pause, to listen if
+the noise has awakened her; then, finding all silent, creep forward again, with
+suppressed laughter, wondering with alarm, half feigned, half real, what the
+prim, methodical dame would say were she to come down and catch them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They reach the kitchen, thanks more to the suggestions of a friendly cat than
+to John’s acquaintanceship with the geography of his own house; and Anne rakes
+together the fire and clears the table for her work. What possible use John is
+to her—what need there was for her stipulating that he should accompany her,
+Anne might find it difficult, if examined, to explain satisfactorily. As for
+his “finding the things” for her, he has not the faintest notion where they
+are, and possesses no natural aptitude for discovery. Told to find flour, he
+industriously searches for it in the dresser drawers; sent for the
+rolling-pin—the nature and characteristics of rolling-pins being described to
+him for his guidance—he returns, after a prolonged absence, with the copper
+stick. Anne laughs at him; but really it would seem as though she herself were
+almost as stupid, for not until her hands are covered with flour does it occur
+to her that she has not taken that preliminary step in all cooking operations
+of rolling up her sleeves.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She holds out her arms to John, first one and then the other, asking him
+sweetly if he minds doing it for her. John is very slow and clumsy, but Anne
+stands very patient. Inch by inch he peels the black sleeve from the white
+round arm. Hundreds of times must he have seen those fair arms, bare to the
+shoulder, sparkling with jewels; but never before has he seen their wondrous
+beauty. He longs to clasp them round his neck, yet is fearful lest his
+trembling fingers touching them as he performs his tantalising task may offend
+her. Anne thanks him, and apologises for having given him so much trouble, and
+he murmurs some meaningless reply, and stands foolishly silent, watching her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anne seems to find one hand sufficient for her cake-making, for the other rests
+idly on the table—very near to one of John’s, as she would see were not her
+eyes so intent upon her work. How the impulse came to him, where he—grave,
+sober, business-man John—learnt such story-book ways can never be known; but in
+one instant he is down on both knees, smothering the floury hand with kisses,
+and the next moment Anne’s arms are round his neck and her lips against his,
+and the barrier between them is swept away, and the deep waters of their love
+rush together.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With that kiss they enter a new life whereinto one may not follow them. One
+thinks it must have been a life made strangely beautiful by self-forgetfulness,
+strangely sweet by mutual devotion—a life too ideal, perhaps, to have remained
+for long undimmed by the mists of earth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They who remember them at that time speak of them in hushed tones, as one
+speaks of visions. It would almost seem as though from their faces in those
+days there shone a radiance, as though in their voices dwelt a tenderness
+beyond the tenderness of man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They seem never to rest, never to weary. Day and night, through that little
+stricken world, they come and go, bearing healing and peace, till at last the
+plague, like some gorged beast of prey, slinks slowly back towards its lair,
+and men raise their heads and breathe.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One afternoon, returning from a somewhat longer round than usual, John feels a
+weariness creeping into his limbs, and quickens his step, eager to reach home
+and rest. Anne, who has been up all the previous night, is asleep, and not
+wishing to disturb her, he goes into the dining-room and sits down in the easy
+chair before the fire. The room strikes cold. He stirs the logs, but they give
+out no greater heat. He draws his chair right in front of them, and sits
+leaning over them with his feet on the hearth and his hands outstretched
+towards the blaze; yet he still shivers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Twilight fills the room and deepens into dusk. He wonders listlessly how it is
+that Time seems to be moving with such swift strides. After a while he hears a
+voice close to him, speaking in a slow, monotonous tone—a voice curiously
+familiar to him, though he cannot tell to whom it belongs. He does not turn his
+head, but sits listening to it drowsily. It is talking about tallow: one
+hundred and ninety-four casks of tallow, and they must all stand one inside the
+other. It cannot be done, the voice complains pathetically. They will not go
+inside each other. It is no good pushing them. See! they only roll out again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The voice grows wearily fretful. Oh! why do they persist when they see it is
+impossible? What fools they all are!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suddenly he recollects the voice, and starts up and stares wildly about him,
+trying to remember where he is. With a fierce straining of his will he grips
+the brain that is slipping away from him, and holds it. As soon as he feels
+sure of himself he steals out of the room and down the stairs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the hall he stands listening; the house is very silent. He goes to the head
+of the stairs leading to the kitchen and calls softly to the old housekeeper,
+and she comes up to him, panting and grunting as she climbs each step. Keeping
+some distance from her, he asks in a whisper where Anne is. The woman answers
+that she is in the hospital.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Tell her I have been called away suddenly on business,” he says, speaking in
+quick, low tones: “I shall be away for some days. Tell her to leave here and
+return home immediately. They can do without her here now. Tell her to go back
+home at once. I will join her there.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He moves toward the door but stops and faces round again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Tell her I beg and entreat her not to stop in this place an hour longer. There
+is nothing to keep her now. It is all over: there is nothing that cannot be
+done by any one. Tell her she must go home—this very night. Tell her if she
+loves me to leave this place at once.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The woman, a little bewildered by his vehemence, promises, and disappears down
+the stairs. He takes his hat and cloak from the chair on which he had thrown
+them, and turns once more to cross the hall. As he does so, the door opens and
+Anne enters.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He darts back into the shadow, squeezing himself against the wall. Anne calls
+to him laughingly, then, as he does not answer, with a frightened accent:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“John,—John, dear. Was not that you? Are not you there?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He holds his breath, and crouches still closer into the dark corner; and Anne,
+thinking she must have been mistaken in the dim light, passes him and goes
+upstairs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then he creeps stealthily to the door, lets himself out and closes it softly
+behind him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the lapse of a few minutes the old housekeeper plods upstairs and
+delivers John’s message. Anne, finding it altogether incomprehensible, subjects
+the poor dame to severe examination, but fails to elicit anything further. What
+is the meaning of it? What “business” can have compelled John, who for ten
+weeks has never let the word escape his lips, to leave her like this—without a
+word! without a kiss! Then suddenly she remembers the incident of a few moments
+ago, when she had called to him, thinking she saw him, and he did not answer;
+and the whole truth strikes her full in the heart.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She refastens the bonnet-strings she has been slowly untying, and goes down and
+out into the wet street.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She makes her way rapidly to the house of the only doctor resident in the
+neighbourhood—a big, brusque-mannered man, who throughout these terrible two
+months has been their chief stay and help. He meets her on her entrance with an
+embarrassed air that tells its own tale, and at once renders futile his clumsy
+attempts at acting:—
+</p>
+
+<p>
+How should he know where John is? Who told her John had the fever—a great,
+strong, hulking fellow like that? She has been working too hard, and has got
+fever on the brain. She must go straight back home, or she will be having it
+herself. She is more likely to take it than John.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anne, waiting till he has finished jerking out sentences while stamping up and
+down the room, says gently, taking no notice of his denials,—“If you will not
+tell me I must find out from some one else—that is all.” Then, her quick eyes
+noting his momentary hesitation, she lays her little hand on his rough paw,
+and, with the shamelessness of a woman who loves deeply, wheedles everything
+out of him that he has promised to keep secret.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He stops her, however, as she is leaving the room. “Don’t go in to him now,” he
+says; “he will worry about you. Wait till to-morrow.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So, while John lies counting endless casks of tallow, Anne sits by his side,
+tending her last “case.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Often in his delirium he calls her name, and she takes his fevered hand in hers
+and holds it, and he falls asleep.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Each morning the doctor comes and looks at him, asks a few questions and gives
+a few commonplace directions, but makes no comment. It would be idle his
+attempting to deceive her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The days move slowly through the darkened room. Anne watches his thin hands
+grow thinner, his sunken eyes grow bigger; yet remains strangely calm, almost
+contented.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Very near the end there comes an hour when John wakes as from a dream, and
+remembers all things clearly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He looks at her half gratefully, half reproachfully.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Anne, why are you here?” he asks, in a low, laboured voice. “Did they not give
+you my message?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For answer she turns her deep eyes upon him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Would you have gone away and left me here to die?” she questions him, with a
+faint smile.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She bends her head down nearer to him, so that her soft hair falls about his
+face.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Our lives were one, dear,” she whispers to him. “I could not have lived
+without you; God knew that. We shall be together always.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She kisses him, and laying his head upon her breast, softly strokes it as she
+might a child’s; and he puts his weak arms around her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Later on she feels them growing cold about her, and lays him gently back upon
+the bed, looks for the last time into his eyes, then draws the lids down over
+them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His people ask that they may bury him in the churchyard hard by, so that he may
+always be among them; and, Anne consenting, they do all things needful with
+their own hands, wishful that no unloving labour may be mingled with their
+work. They lay him close to the porch, where, going in and out the church,
+their feet will pass near to him; and one among them who is cunning with the
+graver’s chisel shapes the stone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the head he carves in bas-relief the figure of the good Samaritan tending
+the brother fallen by the way, and underneath the letters, “In Remembrance of
+John Ingerfield.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He thinks to put a verse of Scripture immediately after; but the gruff doctor
+says, “Better leave a space, in case you want to add another name.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So the stone remains a little while unfinished; till the same hand carves
+thereon, a few weeks later, “And of Anne, his Wife.”
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap03"></a>THE WOMAN OF THE SÆTER.</h2>
+
+<p>
+Wild-reindeer stalking is hardly so exciting a sport as the evening’s verandah
+talk in Norroway hotels would lead the trustful traveller to suppose. Under the
+charge of your guide, a very young man with the dreamy, wistful eyes of those
+who live in valleys, you leave the farmstead early in the forenoon, arriving
+towards twilight at the desolate hut which, for so long as you remain upon the
+uplands, will be your somewhat cheerless headquarters.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Next morning, in the chill, mist-laden dawn, you rise; and, after a breakfast
+of coffee and dried fish, shoulder your Remington, and step forth silently into
+the raw, damp air; the guide locking the door behind you, the key grating
+harshly in the rusty lock.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For hour after hour you toil over the steep, stony ground, or wind through the
+pines, speaking in whispers, lest your voice reach the quick ears of your prey,
+that keeps its head ever pressed against the wind. Here and there, in the
+hollows of the hills lie wide fields of snow, over which you pick your steps
+thoughtfully, listening to the smothered thunder of the torrent, tunnelling its
+way beneath your feet, and wondering whether the frozen arch above it be at all
+points as firm as is desirable. Now and again, as in single file you walk
+cautiously along some jagged ridge, you catch glimpses of the green world,
+three thousand feet below you; though you gaze not long upon the view, for your
+attention is chiefly directed to watching the footprints of the guide, lest by
+deviating to the right or left you find yourself at one stride back in the
+valley—or, to be more correct, are found there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These things you do, and as exercise they are healthful and invigorating. But a
+reindeer you never see, and unless, overcoming the prejudices of your
+British-bred conscience, you care to take an occasional pop at a fox, you had
+better have left your rifle at the hut, and, instead, have brought a stick
+which would have been helpful. Notwithstanding which the guide continues
+sanguine, and in broken English, helped out by stirring gesture, tells of the
+terrible slaughter generally done by sportsmen under his superintendence, and
+of the vast herds that generally infest these fields; and when you grow
+sceptical upon the subject of Reins he whispers alluringly of Bears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Once in a way you will come across a track, and will follow it breathlessly for
+hours, and it will lead to a sheer precipice. Whether the explanation is
+suicide, or a reprehensible tendency on the part of the animal towards
+practical joking, you are left to decide for yourself. Then, with many rough
+miles between you and your rest, you abandon the chase.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But I speak from personal experience merely.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All day long we had tramped through the pitiless rain, stopping only for an
+hour at noon to eat some dried venison and smoke a pipe beneath the shelter of
+an overhanging cliff. Soon afterwards Michael knocked over a ryper (a bird that
+will hardly take the trouble to hop out of your way) with his gun-barrel, which
+incident cheered us a little; and, later on, our flagging spirits were still
+further revived by the discovery of apparently very recent deer-tracks. These
+we followed, forgetful, in our eagerness, of the lengthening distance back to
+the hut, of the fading daylight, of the gathering mist. The track led us higher
+and higher, farther and farther into the mountains, until on the shores of a
+desolate rock-bound vand it abruptly ended, and we stood staring at one
+another, and the snow began to fall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Unless in the next half-hour we could chance upon a sæter, this meant passing
+the night upon the mountain. Michael and I looked at the guide; but though,
+with characteristic Norwegian sturdiness, he put a bold face upon it, we could
+see that in that deepening darkness he knew no more than we did. Wasting no
+time on words, we made straight for the nearest point of descent, knowing that
+any human habitation must be far below us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Down we scrambled, heedless of torn clothes and bleeding hands, the darkness
+pressing closer round us. Then suddenly it became black—black as pitch—and we
+could only hear each other. Another step might mean death. We stretched out our
+hands, and felt each other. Why we spoke in whispers, I do not know, but we
+seemed afraid of our own voices. We agreed there was nothing for it but to stop
+where we were till morning, clinging to the short grass; so we lay there side
+by side, for what may have been five minutes or may have been an hour. Then,
+attempting to turn, I lost my grip and rolled. I made convulsive efforts to
+clutch the ground, but the incline was too steep. How far I fell I could not
+say, but at last something stopped me. I felt it cautiously with my foot: it
+did not yield, so I twisted myself round and touched it with my hand. It seemed
+planted firmly in the earth. I passed my arm along to the right, then to the
+left. I shouted with joy. It was a fence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Rising and groping about me, I found an opening, and passed through, and crept
+forward with palms outstretched until I touched the logs of a hut; then,
+feeling my way round, discovered the door, and knocked. There came no response,
+so I knocked louder; then pushed, and the heavy woodwork yielded, groaning. But
+the darkness within was even darker than the darkness without. The others had
+contrived to crawl down and join me. Michael struck a wax vesta and held it up,
+and slowly the room came out of the darkness and stood round us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then something rather startling happened. Giving one swift glance about him,
+our guide uttered a cry, and rushed out into the night. We followed to the
+door, and called after him, but only a voice came to us out of the blackness,
+and the only words that we could catch, shrieked back in terror, were:
+“<i>Sætervronen</i>! <i>Sætervronen</i>!” (“The woman of the sæter”).
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Some foolish superstition about the place, I suppose,” said Michael. “In these
+mountain solitudes men breed ghosts for company. Let us make a fire. Perhaps,
+when he sees the light, his desire for food and shelter may get the better of
+his fears.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We felt about in the small enclosure round the house, and gathered juniper and
+birch-twigs, and kindled a fire upon the open stove built in the corner of the
+room. Fortunately, we had some dried reindeer and bread in our bag, and on that
+and the ryper and the contents of our flasks we supped. Afterwards, to while
+away the time, we made an inspection of the strange eyrie we had lighted on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was an old log-built sæter. Some of these mountain farmsteads are as old as
+the stone ruins of other countries. Carvings of strange beasts and demons were
+upon its blackened rafters, and on the lintel, in runic letters, ran this
+legend: “Hund builded me in the days of Haarfager.” The house consisted of two
+large apartments. Originally, no doubt, these had been separate dwellings
+standing beside one another, but they were now connected by a long, low
+gallery. Most of the scanty furniture was almost as ancient as the walls
+themselves, but many articles of a comparatively recent date had been added.
+All was now, however, rotting and falling into decay.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The place appeared to have been deserted suddenly by its last occupants.
+Household utensils lay as they were left, rust and dirt encrusted on them. An
+open book, limp and mildewed, lay face downwards on the table, while many
+others were scattered about both rooms, together with much paper, scored with
+faded ink. The curtains hung in shreds about the windows; a woman’s cloak, of
+an antiquated fashion, drooped from a nail behind the door. In an oak chest we
+found a tumbled heap of yellow letters. They were of various dates, extending
+over a period of four months; and with them, apparently intended to receive
+them, lay a large envelope, inscribed with an address in London that has since
+disappeared.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Strong curiosity overcoming faint scruples, we read them by the dull glow of
+the burning juniper twigs, and, as we laid aside the last of them, there rose
+from the depths below us a wailing cry, and all night long it rose and died
+away, and rose again, and died away again; whether born of our brain or of some
+human thing, God knows.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And these, a little altered and shortened, are the letters:—
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Extract from first letter</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p class="letter">
+“I cannot tell you, my dear Joyce, what a haven of peace this place is to me
+after the racket and fret of town. I am almost quite recovered already, and am
+growing stronger every day; and, joy of joys, my brain has come back to me,
+fresher and more vigorous, I think, for its holiday. In this silence and
+solitude my thoughts flow freely, and the difficulties of my task are
+disappearing as if by magic. We are perched upon a tiny plateau halfway up the
+mountain. On one side the rock rises almost perpendicularly, piercing the sky;
+while on the other, two thousand feet below us, the torrent hurls itself into
+the black waters of the fiord. The house consists of two rooms—or, rather, it
+is two cabins connected by a passage. The larger one we use as a living room,
+and the other is our sleeping apartment. We have no servant, but do everything
+for ourselves. I fear sometimes Muriel must find it lonely. The nearest human
+habitation is eight miles away, across the mountain, and not a soul comes near
+us. I spend as much time as I can with her, however, during the day, and make
+up for it by working at night after she has gone to sleep; and when I question
+her, she only laughs, and answers that she loves to have me all to herself.
+(Here you will smile cynically, I know, and say, ‘Humph, I wonder will she say
+the same when they have been married six years instead of six months.’) At the
+rate I am working now I shall have finished my first volume by the spring, and
+then, my dear fellow, you must try and come over, and we will walk and talk
+together ‘amid these storm-reared temples of the gods.’ I have felt a new man
+since I arrived here. Instead of having to ‘cudgel my brains,’ as we say,
+thoughts crowd upon me. This work will make my name.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Part of the third letter</i>, <i>the second being mere talk about the
+book</i> (<i>a history apparently</i>) <i>that the man was writing</i>:
+</p>
+
+<div class="letter">
+<p>
+“M<small>Y DEAR</small> J<small>OYCE</small>,—I have written you two
+letters—this will make the third—but have been unable to post them. Every day I
+have been expecting a visit from some farmer or villager, for the Norwegians
+are kindly people towards strangers—to say nothing of the inducements of trade.
+A fortnight having passed, however, and the commissariat question having become
+serious, I yesterday set out before dawn, and made my way down to the valley;
+and this gives me something to tell you. Nearing the village, I met a peasant
+woman. To my intense surprise, instead of returning my salutation, she stared
+at me, as if I were some wild animal, and shrank away from me as far as the
+width of the road would permit. In the village the same experience awaited me.
+The children ran from me, the people avoided me. At last a grey-haired old man
+appeared to take pity on me, and from him I learnt the explanation of the
+mystery. It seems there is a strange superstition attaching to this house in
+which we are living. My things were brought up here by the two men who
+accompanied me from Drontheim, but the natives are afraid to go near the place,
+and prefer to keep as far as possible from any one connected with it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“The story is that the house was built by one Hund, ‘a maker of runes’ (one of
+the old saga writers, no doubt), who lived here with his young wife. All went
+peacefully until, unfortunately for him, a certain maiden stationed at a
+neighbouring sæter grew to love him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Forgive me if I am telling you what you know, but a ‘sæter’ is the name given
+to the upland pastures to which, during the summer, are sent the cattle,
+generally under the charge of one or more of the maids. Here for three months
+these girls will live in their lonely huts, entirely shut off from the world.
+Customs change little in this land. Two or three such stations are within
+climbing distance of this house, at this day, looked after by the farmers’
+daughters, as in the days of Hund, ‘maker of runes.’
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Every night, by devious mountain paths, the woman would come and tap lightly
+at Hund’s door. Hund had built himself two cabins, one behind the other (these
+are now, as I think I have explained to you, connected by a passage); the
+smaller one was the homestead; in the other he carved and wrote, so that while
+the young wife slept the ‘maker of runes’ and the sæter woman sat whispering.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“One night, however, the wife learnt all things, but said no word. Then, as
+now, the ravine in front of the enclosure was crossed by a slight bridge of
+planks, and over this bridge the woman of the sæter passed and repassed each
+night. On a day when Hund had gone down to fish in the fiord, the wife took an
+axe, and hacked and hewed at the bridge, yet it still looked firm and solid;
+and that night, as Hund sat waiting in his workshop, there struck upon his ears
+a piercing cry, and a crashing of logs and rolling rock, and then again the
+dull roaring of the torrent far below.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“But the woman did not die unavenged; for that winter a man, skating far down
+the fiord, noticed a curious object embedded in the ice; and when, stooping, he
+looked closer, he saw two corpses, one gripping the other by the throat, and
+the bodies were the bodies of Hund and his young wife.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Since then, they say, the woman of the sæter haunts Hund’s house, and if she
+sees a light within she taps upon the door, and no man may keep her out. Many,
+at different times, have tried to occupy the house, but strange tales are told
+of them. ‘Men do not live at Hund’s sæter,’ said my old grey-haired friend,
+concluding his tale,—‘they die there.’
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I have persuaded some of the braver of the villagers to bring what provisions
+and other necessaries we require up to a plateau about a mile from the house
+and leave them there. That is the most I have been able to do. It comes
+somewhat as a shock to one to find men and women—fairly educated and
+intelligent as many of them are—slaves to fears that one would expect a child
+to laugh at. But there is no reasoning with superstition.”
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+<i>Extract from the same letter</i>, <i>but from a part seemingly written a day
+or two later</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p class="letter">
+“At home I should have forgotten such a tale an hour after I had heard it, but
+these mountain fastnesses seem strangely fit to be the last stronghold of the
+supernatural. The woman haunts me already. At night instead of working, I find
+myself listening for her tapping at the door; and yesterday an incident
+occurred that makes me fear for my own common sense. I had gone out for a long
+walk alone, and the twilight was thickening into darkness as I neared home.
+Suddenly looking up from my reverie, I saw, standing on a knoll the other side
+of the ravine, the figure of a woman. She held a cloak about her head, and I
+could not see her face. I took off my cap, and called out a good-night to her,
+but she never moved or spoke. Then—God knows why, for my brain was full of
+other thoughts at the time—a clammy chill crept over me, and my tongue grew dry
+and parched. I stood rooted to the spot, staring at her across the yawning
+gorge that divided us; and slowly she moved away, and passed into the gloom,
+and I continued my way. I have said nothing to Muriel, and shall not. The
+effect the story has had upon myself warns me not to do so.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>From a letter dated eleven days later</i>:
+</p>
+
+<div class="letter">
+<p>
+“She has come. I have known she would, since that evening I saw her on the
+mountain; and last night she came, and we have sat and looked into each other’s
+eyes. You will say, of course, that I am mad—that I have not recovered from my
+fever—that I have been working too hard—that I have heard a foolish tale, and
+that it has filled my overstrung brain with foolish fancies: I have told myself
+all that. But the thing came, nevertheless—a creature of flesh and blood? a
+creature of air? a creature of my own imagination?—what matter? it was real to
+me.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“It came last night, as I sat working, alone. Each night I have waited for it,
+listened for it—longed for it, I know now. I heard the passing of its feet upon
+the bridge, the tapping of its hand upon the door, three times—tap, tap, tap. I
+felt my loins grow cold, and a pricking pain about my head; and I gripped my
+chair with both hands, and waited, and again there came the tapping—tap, tap,
+tap. I rose and slipped the bolt of the door leading to the other room, and
+again I waited, and again there came the tapping—tap, tap, tap. Then I opened
+the heavy outer door, and the wind rushed past me, scattering my papers, and
+the woman entered in, and I closed the door behind her. She threw her hood back
+from her head, and unwound a kerchief from about her neck, and laid it on the
+table. Then she crossed and sat before the fire, and I noticed her bare feet
+were damp with the night dew.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I stood over against her and gazed at her, and she smiled at me—a strange,
+wicked smile, but I could have laid my soul at her feet. She never spoke or
+moved, and neither did I feel the need of spoken words, for I understood the
+meaning of those upon the Mount when they said, ‘Let us make here tabernacles:
+it is good for us to be here.’
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“How long a time passed thus I do not know, but suddenly the woman held her
+hand up, listening, and there came a faint sound from the other room. Then
+swiftly she drew her hood about her face and passed out, closing the door
+softly behind her; and I drew back the bolt of the inner door and waited, and
+hearing nothing more, sat down, and must have fallen asleep in my chair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I awoke, and instantly there flashed through my mind the thought of the
+kerchief the woman had left behind her, and I started from my chair to hide it.
+But the table was already laid for breakfast, and my wife sat with her elbows
+on the table and her head between her hands, watching me with a look in her
+eyes that was new to me.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“She kissed me, though her lips were cold; and I argued to myself that the
+whole thing must have been a dream. But later in the day, passing the open door
+when her back was towards me, I saw her take the kerchief from a locked chest
+and look at it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I have told myself it must have been a kerchief of her own, and that all the
+rest has been my imagination; that, if not, then my strange visitant was no
+spirit, but a woman; and that, if human thing knows human thing, it was no
+creature of flesh and blood that sat beside me last night. Besides, what woman
+would she be? The nearest sæter is a three-hours’ climb to a strong man, and
+the paths are dangerous even in daylight: what woman would have found them in
+the night? What woman would have chilled the air around her, and have made the
+blood flow cold through all my veins? Yet if she come again I will speak to
+her. I will stretch out my hand and see whether she be mortal thing or only
+air.”
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+<i>The fifth letter</i>:
+</p>
+
+<div class="letter">
+<p>
+“M<small>Y DEAR</small> J<small>OYCE</small>,—Whether your eyes will ever see
+these letters is doubtful. From this place I shall never send them. They would
+read to you as the ravings of a madman. If ever I return to England I may one
+day show them to you, but when I do it will be when I, with you, can laugh over
+them. At present I write them merely to hide away,—putting the words down on
+paper saves my screaming them aloud.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“She comes each night now, taking the same seat beside the embers, and fixing
+upon me those eyes, with the hell-light in them, that burn into my brain; and
+at rare times she smiles, and all my being passes out of me, and is hers. I
+make no attempt to work. I sit listening for her footsteps on the creaking
+bridge, for the rustling of her feet upon the grass, for the tapping of her
+hand upon the door. No word is uttered between us. Each day I say: ‘When she
+comes to-night I will speak to her. I will stretch out my hand and touch her.’
+Yet when she enters, all thought and will goes out from me.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Last night, as I stood gazing at her, my soul filled with her wondrous beauty
+as a lake with moonlight, her lips parted, and she started from her chair; and,
+turning, I thought I saw a white face pressed against the window, but as I
+looked it vanished. Then she drew her cloak about her, and passed out. I slid
+back the bolt I always draw now, and stole into the other room, and, taking
+down the lantern, held it above the bed. But Muriel’s eyes were closed as if in
+sleep.”
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+<i>Extract from the sixth letter</i>:
+</p>
+
+<p class="letter">
+“It is not the night I fear, but the day. I hate the sight of this woman with
+whom I live, whom I call ‘wife.’ I shrink from the blow of her cold lips, the
+curse of her stony eyes. She has seen, she has learnt; I feel it, I know it.
+Yet she winds her arms around my neck, and calls me sweetheart, and smoothes my
+hair with her soft, false hands. We speak mocking words of love to one another,
+but I know her cruel eyes are ever following me. She is plotting her revenge,
+and I hate her, I hate her, I hate her!”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Part of the seventh letter</i>:
+</p>
+
+<div class="letter">
+<p>
+“This morning I went down to the fiord. I told her I should not be back until
+the evening. She stood by the door watching me until we were mere specks to one
+another, and a promontory of the mountain shut me from view. Then, turning
+aside from the track, I made my way, running and stumbling over the jagged
+ground, round to the other side of the mountain, and began to climb again. It
+was slow, weary work. Often I had to go miles out of my road to avoid a ravine,
+and twice I reached a high point only to have to descend again. But at length I
+crossed the ridge, and crept down to a spot from where, concealed, I could spy
+upon my own house. She—my wife—stood by the flimsy bridge. A short hatchet,
+such as butchers use, was in her hand. She leant against a pine trunk, with her
+arm behind her, as one stands whose back aches with long stooping in some
+cramped position; and even at that distance I could see the cruel smile about
+her lips.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Then I recrossed the ridge, and crawled down again, and, waiting until
+evening, walked slowly up the path. As I came in view of the house she saw me,
+and waved her handkerchief to me, and in answer I waved my hat, and shouted
+curses at her that the wind whirled away into the torrent. She met me with a
+kiss, and I breathed no hint to her that I had seen. Let her devil’s work
+remain undisturbed. Let it prove to me what manner of thing this is that haunts
+me. If it be a spirit, then the bridge wilt bear it safely; if it be woman—
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“But I dismiss the thought. If it be human thing, why does it sit gazing at me,
+never speaking? why does my tongue refuse to question it? why does all power
+forsake me in its presence, so that I stand as in a dream? Yet if it be spirit,
+why do I hear the passing of her feet? and why does the night-rain glisten on
+her hair?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I force myself back into my chair. It is far into the night, and I am alone,
+waiting, listening. If it be spirit, she will come to me; and if it be woman, I
+shall hear her cry above the storm—unless it be a demon mocking me.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I have heard the cry. It rose, piercing and shrill, above the storm, above the
+riving and rending of the bridge, above the downward crashing of the logs and
+loosened stones. I hear it as I listen now. It is cleaving its way upward from
+the depths below. It is wailing through the room as I sit writing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I have crawled upon my belly to the utmost edge of the still standing pier,
+until I could feel with my hand the jagged splinters left by the fallen planks,
+and have looked down. But the chasm was full to the brim with darkness. I
+shouted, but the wind shook my voice into mocking laughter. I sit here, feebly
+striking at the madness that is creeping nearer and nearer to me. I tell myself
+the whole thing is but the fever in my brain. The bridge was rotten. The storm
+was strong. The cry is but a single one among the many voices of the mountain.
+Yet still I listen; and it rises, clear and shrill, above the moaning of the
+pines, above the sobbing of the waters. It beats like blows upon my skull, and
+I know that she will never come again.”
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+<i>Extract from the last letter</i>:
+</p>
+
+<div class="letter">
+<p>
+“I shall address an envelope to you, and leave it among these letters. Then,
+should I never come back, some chance wanderer may one day find and post them
+to you, and you will know.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“My books and writings remain untouched. We sit together of a night—this woman
+I call ‘wife’ and I—she holding in her hands some knitted thing that never
+grows longer by a single stitch, and I with a volume before me that is ever
+open at the same page. And day and night we watch each other stealthily, moving
+to and fro about the silent house; and at times, looking round swiftly, I catch
+the smile upon her lips before she has time to smooth it away.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“We speak like strangers about this and that, making talk to hide our thoughts.
+We make a pretence of busying ourselves about whatever will help us to keep
+apart from one another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“At night, sitting here between the shadows and the dull glow of the
+smouldering twigs, I sometimes think I hear the tapping I have learnt to listen
+for, and I start from my seat, and softly open the door and look out. But only
+the Night stands there. Then I close-to the latch, and she—the living
+woman—asks me in her purring voice what sound I heard, hiding a smile as she
+stoops low over her work; and I answer lightly, and, moving towards her, put my
+arm about her, feeling her softness and her suppleness, and wondering,
+supposing I held her close to me with one arm while pressing her from me with
+the other, how long before I should hear the cracking of her bones.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“For here, amid these savage solitudes, I also am grown savage. The old
+primeval passions of love and hate stir within me, and they are fierce and
+cruel and strong, beyond what you men of the later ages could understand. The
+culture of the centuries has fallen from me as a flimsy garment whirled away by
+the mountain wind; the old savage instincts of the race lie bare. One day I
+shall twine my fingers about her full white throat, and her eyes will slowly
+come towards me, and her lips will part, and the red tongue creep out; and
+backwards, step by step, I shall push her before me, gazing the while upon her
+bloodless face, and it will be my turn to smile. Backwards through the open
+door, backwards along the garden path between the juniper bushes, backwards
+till her heels are overhanging the ravine, and she grips life with nothing but
+her little toes, I shall force her, step by step, before me. Then I shall lean
+forward, closer, closer, till I kiss her purpling lips, and down, down, down,
+past the startled sea-birds, past the white spray of the foss, past the
+downward peeping pines, down, down, down, we will go together, till we find the
+thing that lies sleeping beneath the waters of the fiord.”
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>
+With these words ended the last letter, unsigned. At the first streak of dawn
+we left the house, and, after much wandering, found our way back to the valley.
+But of our guide we heard no news. Whether he remained still upon the mountain,
+or whether by some false step he had perished upon that night, we never learnt.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap04"></a>VARIETY PATTER.</h2>
+
+<p>
+My first appearance at a Music Hall was in the year one thousand eight hundred
+and s---. Well, I would rather not mention the exact date. I was fourteen at
+the time. It was during the Christmas holidays, and my aunt had given me five
+shillings to go and see Phelps—I think it was Phelps—in <i>Coriolanus</i>—I
+think it was <i>Coriolanus</i>. Anyhow, it was to see a high-class and
+improving entertainment, I know.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I suggested that I should induce young Skegson, who lived in our road, to go
+with me. Skegson is a barrister now, and could not tell you the difference
+between a knave of clubs and a club of knaves. A few years hence he will, if he
+works hard, be innocent enough for a judge. But at the period of which I speak
+he was a red-haired boy of worldly tastes, notwithstanding which I loved him as
+a brother. My dear mother wished to see him before consenting to the
+arrangement, so as to be able to form her own opinion as to whether he was a
+fit and proper companion for me; and, accordingly, he was invited to tea. He
+came, and made a most favourable impression upon both my mother and my aunt. He
+had a way of talking about the advantages of application to study in early
+life, and the duties of youth towards those placed in authority over it, that
+won for him much esteem in grown-up circles. The spirit of the Bar had
+descended upon Skegson at a very early period of his career.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My aunt, indeed, was so much pleased with him that she gave him two shillings
+towards his own expenses (“sprung half a dollar” was how he explained the
+transaction when we were outside), and commended me to his especial care.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Skegson was very silent during the journey. An idea was evidently maturing in
+his mind. At the Angel he stopped and said: “Look here, I’ll tell you what
+we’ll do. Don’t let’s go and see that rot. Let’s go to a Music Hall.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I gasped for breath. I had heard of Music Halls. A stout lady had denounced
+them across our dinner table on one occasion—fixing the while a steely eye upon
+her husband, who sat opposite and seemed uncomfortable—as low, horrid places,
+where people smoked and drank, and wore short skirts, and had added an opinion
+that they ought to be put down by the police—whether the skirts or the halls
+she did not explain. I also recollected that our charwoman, whose son had
+lately left London for a protracted stay in Devonshire, had, in conversation
+with my mother, dated his downfall from the day when he first visited one of
+these places; and likewise that Mrs. Philcox’s nursemaid, upon her confessing
+that she had spent an evening at one with her young man, had been called a
+shameless hussy, and summarily dismissed as being no longer a fit associate for
+the baby.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the spirit of lawlessness was strong within me in those days, so that I
+hearkened to the voice of Skegson, the tempter, and he lured my feet from the
+paths that led to virtue and Sadler’s Wells, and we wandered into the broad and
+crowded ways that branch off from the Angel towards Merry Islington.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Skegson insisted that we should do the thing in style, so we stopped at a shop
+near the Agricultural Hall and purchased some big cigars. A huge card in the
+window claimed for these that they were “the most satisfactory twopenny smokes
+in London.” I smoked two of them during the evening, and never felt more
+satisfied—using the word in its true sense, as implying that a person has had
+enough of a thing, and does not desire any more of it, just then—in all my
+life. Where we went, and what we saw, my memory is not very clear upon. We sat
+at a little marble table. I know it was marble because it was so hard, and cool
+to the head. From out of the smoky mist a ponderous creature of strange,
+undefined shape floated heavily towards us, and deposited a squat tumbler in
+front of me containing a pale yellowish liquor, which subsequent investigation
+has led me to believe must have been Scotch whisky. It seemed to me then the
+most nauseous stuff I had ever swallowed. It is curious to look back and notice
+how one’s tastes change.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I reached home very late and very sick. That was my first dissipation, and, as
+a lesson, it has been of more practical use to me than all the good books and
+sermons in the world could have been. I can remember to this day standing in
+the middle of the room in my night-shirt, trying to catch my bed as it came
+round.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Next morning I confessed everything to my mother, and, for several months
+afterwards, was a reformed character. Indeed, the pendulum of my conscience
+swung too far the other way, and I grew exaggeratedly remorseful and
+unhealthily moral.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was published in those days, for the edification of young people, a
+singularly pessimistic periodical, entitled <i>The Children’s Band of Hope
+Review</i>. It was a magazine much in favour among grown-up people, and a bound
+copy of Vol. IX. had lately been won by my sister as a prize for punctuality (I
+fancy she must have exhausted all the virtue she ever possessed, in that
+direction, upon the winning of that prize. At all events, I have noticed no
+ostentatious display of the quality in her later life.) I had formerly
+expressed contempt for this book, but now, in my regenerate state, I took a
+morbid pleasure in poring over its denunciations of sin and sinners. There was
+one picture in it that appeared peculiarly applicable to myself. It represented
+a gaudily costumed young man, standing on the topmost of three steep steps,
+smoking a large cigar. Behind him was a very small church, and below, a bright
+and not altogether uninviting looking hell. The picture was headed “The Three
+Steps to Ruin,” and the three stairs were labelled respectively “Smoking,”
+“Drinking,” “Gambling.” I had already travelled two-thirds of the road! Was I
+going all the way, or should I be able to retrace those steps? I used to lie
+awake at night and think about it till I grew half crazy. Alas! since then I
+have completed the descent, so where my future will be spent I do not care to
+think.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another picture in the book that troubled me was the frontispiece. This was a
+highly-coloured print, illustrating the broad and narrow ways. The narrow way
+led upward past a Sunday-school and a lion to a city in the clouds. This city
+was referred to in the accompanying letterpress as a place of “Rest and Peace,”
+but inasmuch as the town was represented in the illustration as surrounded by a
+perfect mob of angels, each one blowing a trumpet twice his own size, and
+obviously blowing it for all he was worth, a certain confusion of ideas would
+seem to have crept into the allegory.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The other path—the “broad way”—which ended in what at first glance appeared to
+be a highly successful display of fireworks, started from the door of a tavern,
+and led past a Music Hall, on the steps of which stood a gentleman smoking a
+cigar. All the wicked people in this book smoked cigars—all except one young
+man who had killed his mother and died raving mad. He had gone astray on short
+pipes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This made it uncomfortably clear to me which direction I had chosen, and I was
+greatly alarmed, until, on examining the picture more closely, I noticed, with
+much satisfaction, that about midway the two paths were connected by a handy
+little bridge, by the use of which it seemed feasible, starting on the one path
+and ending up on the other, to combine the practical advantages of both roads.
+From subsequent observation I have come to the conclusion that a good many
+people have made a note of that little bridge.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My own belief in the possibility of such convenient compromise must, I fear,
+have led to an ethical relapse, for there recurs to my mind a somewhat painful
+scene of a few months’ later date, in which I am seeking to convince a
+singularly unresponsive landed proprietor that my presence in his orchard is
+solely and entirely due to my having unfortunately lost my way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was not until I was nearly seventeen that the idea occurred to me to visit a
+Music Hall again. Then, having regard to my double capacity of “Man About Town”
+and journalist (for I had written a letter to <i>The Era</i>, complaining of
+the way pit doors were made to open, and it had been inserted), I felt I had no
+longer any right to neglect acquaintanceship with so important a feature in the
+life of the people. Accordingly, one Saturday night, I wended my way to the
+“Pav.”; and there the first person that I ran against was my uncle. He laid a
+heavy hand upon my shoulder, and asked me, in severe tones, what I was doing
+there. I felt this to be an awkward question, for it would have been useless
+trying to make him understand my real motives (one’s own relations are never
+sympathetic), and I was somewhat nonplussed for an answer, until the reflection
+occurred to me: What was <i>he</i> doing there? This riddle I, in my turn,
+propounded to him, with the result that we entered into treaty, by the terms of
+which it was agreed that no future reference should be made to the meeting by
+either of us—especially not in the presence of my aunt—and the compact was
+ratified according to the usual custom, my uncle paying the necessary expenses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In those days, we sat, some four or six of us, round a little table, on which
+were placed our drinks. Now we have to balance them upon a narrow ledge; and
+ladies, as they pass, dip the ends of their cloaks into them, and gentlemen
+stir them up for us with the ferrules of their umbrellas, or else sweep them
+off into our laps with their coat tails, saying as they do so, “Oh, I beg your
+pardon.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Also, in those days, there were “chairmen”—affable gentlemen, who would drink
+anything at anybody’s expense, and drink any quantity of it, and never seem to
+get any fuller. I was introduced to a Music Hall chairman once, and when I said
+to him, “What is your drink?” he took up the “list of beverages” that lay
+before him, and, opening it, waved his hand lightly across its entire contents,
+from clarets, past champagnes and spirits, down to liqueurs. “That’s my drink,
+my boy,” said he. There was nothing narrow-minded or exclusive about his
+tastes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the chairman’s duty to introduce the artists. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he
+would shout, in a voice that united the musical characteristics of a foghorn
+and a steam saw, “Miss ’Enerietta Montressor, the popular serio-comic, will now
+happear.” These announcements were invariably received with great applause by
+the chairman himself, and generally with chilling indifference by the rest of
+the audience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was also the privilege of the chairman to maintain order, and reprimand
+evil-doers. This he usually did very effectively, employing for the purpose
+language both fit and forcible. One chairman that I remember seemed, however,
+to be curiously deficient in the necessary qualities for this part of his duty.
+He was a mild and sleepy little man, and, unfortunately, he had to preside over
+an exceptionally rowdy audience at a small hall in the South-East district. On
+the night that I was present, there occurred a great disturbance. “Joss Jessop,
+the Monarch of Mirth,” a gentleman evidently high in local request was, for
+some reason or other, not forthcoming, and in his place the management proposed
+to offer a female performer on the zithern, one Signorina Ballatino.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The little chairman made the announcement in a nervous, deprecatory tone, as if
+he were rather ashamed of it himself. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he began,—the
+poor are staunch sticklers for etiquette: I overheard a small child explaining
+to her mother one night in Three Colts Street, Limehouse, that she could not
+get into the house because there was a “lady” on the doorstep,
+drunk,—“Signorina Ballatino, the world-renowned—”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Here a voice from the gallery requested to know what had become of “Old Joss,”
+and was greeted by loud cries of “’Ear, ’ear.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The chairman, ignoring the interruption, continued:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“—the world-renowned performer on the zither—”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“On the whoter?” came in tones of plaintive inquiry from the back of the hall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“<i>Hon</i> the zither,” retorted the chairman, waxing mildly indignant; he
+meant zithern, but he called it a zither. “A hinstrument well-known to anybody
+as ’as ’ad any learning.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This sally was received with much favour, and a gentleman who claimed to be
+acquainted with the family history of the interrupter begged the chairman to
+excuse that ill-bred person on the ground that his mother used to get drunk
+with the twopence a week and never sent him to school.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Cheered by this breath of popularity, our little president endeavoured to
+complete his introduction of the Signorina. He again repeated that she was the
+world-renowned performer on the zithern; and, undeterred by the audible remark
+of a lady in the pit to the effect that she’d “never ’eard on ’er,” added:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“She will now, ladies and gentlemen, with your kind permission, give you
+examples of the—”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Blow yer zither!” here cried out the gentleman who had started the agitation;
+“we want Joss Jessop.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This was the signal for much cheering and shrill whistling, in the midst of
+which a wag with a piping voice suggested as a reason for the favourite’s
+non-appearance that he had not been paid his last week’s salary.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A temporary lull occurred at this point; and the chairman, seizing the
+opportunity to complete his oft-impeded speech, suddenly remarked, “songs of
+the Sunny South”; and immediately sat down and began hammering upon the table.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then Signora Ballatino, clothed in the costume of the Sunny South, where
+clothes are less essential than in these colder climes, skipped airily forward,
+and was most ungallantly greeted with a storm of groans and hisses. Her beloved
+instrument was unfeelingly alluded to as a pie-dish, and she was advised to
+take it back and get the penny on it. The chairman, addressed by his Christian
+name of “Jimmee,” was told to lie down and let her sing him to sleep. Every
+time she attempted to start playing, shouts were raised for Joss.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At length the chairman, overcoming his evident disinclination to take any sort
+of hand whatever in the game, rose and gently hinted at the desirability of
+silence. The suggestion not meeting with any support, he proceeded to adopt
+sterner measures. He addressed himself personally to the ringleader of the
+rioters, the man who had first championed the cause of the absent Joss. This
+person was a brawny individual, who, judging from appearances, followed in his
+business hours the calling of a coalheaver. “Yes, sir,” said the chairman,
+pointing a finger towards him, where he sat in the front row of the gallery;
+“you, sir, in the flannel shirt. I can see you. Will you allow this lady to
+give her entertainment?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“No,” answered he of the coalheaving profession, in stentorian tones.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Then, sir,” said the little chairman, working himself up into a state
+suggestive of Jove about to launch a thunderbolt—“then, sir, all I can say is
+that you are no gentleman.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This was a little too much, or rather a good deal too little, for the Signora
+Ballatino. She had hitherto been standing in a meek attitude of pathetic
+appeal, wearing a fixed smile of ineffable sweetness but she evidently felt
+that she could go a bit farther than that herself, even if she was a lady.
+Calling the chairman “an old messer,” and telling him for Gawd’s sake to shut
+up if that was all he could do for his living, she came down to the front, and
+took the case into her own hands.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She did not waste time on the rest of the audience. She went direct for that
+coalheaver, and thereupon ensued a slanging match the memory of which sends a
+thrill of admiration through me even to this day. It was a battle worthy of the
+gods. He was a heaver of coals, quick and ready beyond his kind. During many
+years sojourn East and South, in the course of many wanderings from
+Billingsgate to Limehouse Hole, from Petticoat Lane to Whitechapel Road; out of
+eel-pie shop and penny gaff; out of tavern and street, and court and
+doss-house, he had gathered together slang words and terms and phrases, and
+they came back to him now, and he stood up against her manfully.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But as well might the lamb stand up against the eagle, when the shadow of its
+wings falls across the green pastures, and the wind flies before its dark
+oncoming. At the end of two minutes he lay gasping, dazed, and speechless.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then she began.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She announced her intention of “wiping down the bloomin’ ’all” with him, and
+making it respectable; and, metaphorically speaking, that is what she did. Her
+tongue hit him between the eyes, and knocked him down and trampled on him. It
+curled round and round him like a whip, and then it uncurled and wound the
+other way. It seized him by the scruff of his neck, and tossed him up into the
+air, and caught him as he descended, and flung him to the ground, and rolled
+him on it. It played around him like forked lightning, and blinded him. It
+danced and shrieked about him like a host of whirling fiends, and he tried to
+remember a prayer, and could not. It touched him lightly on the sole of his
+foot and the crown of his head, and his hair stood up straight, and his limbs
+grew stiff. The people sitting near him drew away, not feeling it safe to be
+near, and left him alone, surrounded by space, and language.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was the most artistic piece of work of its kind that I have ever heard.
+Every phrase she flung at him seemed to have been woven on purpose to entangle
+him and to embrace in its choking folds his people and his gods, to strangle
+with its threads his every hope, ambition, and belief. Each term she put upon
+him clung to him like a garment, and fitted him without a crease. The last name
+that she called him one felt to be, until one heard the next, the one name that
+he ought to have been christened by.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For five and three-quarter minutes by the clock she spoke, and never for one
+instant did she pause or falter; and in the whole of that onslaught there was
+only one weak spot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That was when she offered to make a better man than he was out of a Guy Fawkes
+and a lump of coal. You felt that one lump of coal would not have been
+sufficient.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the end, she gathered herself together for one supreme effort, and hurled at
+him an insult so bitter with scorn, so sharp with insight into his career and
+character, so heavy with prophetic curse, that strong men drew and held their
+breath while it passed over them, and women hid their faces and shivered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then she folded her arms, and stood silent; and the house, from floor to
+ceiling, rose and cheered her until there was no more breath left in its lungs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In that one night she stepped from oblivion into success. She is now a famous
+“artiste.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But she does not call herself Signora Ballatino, and she does not play upon the
+zithern. Her name has a homelier sound, and her speciality is the delineation
+of coster character.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap05"></a>SILHOUETTES.</h2>
+
+<p>
+I fear I must be of a somewhat gruesome turn of mind. My sympathies are always
+with the melancholy side of life and nature. I love the chill October days,
+when the brown leaves lie thick and sodden underneath your feet, and a low
+sound as of stifled sobbing is heard in the damp woods—the evenings in late
+autumn time, when the white mist creeps across the fields, making it seem as
+though old Earth, feeling the night air cold to its poor bones, were drawing
+ghostly bedclothes round its withered limbs. I like the twilight of the long
+grey street, sad with the wailing cry of the distant muffin man. One thinks of
+him, as, strangely mitred, he glides by through the gloom, jangling his harsh
+bell, as the High Priest of the pale spirit of Indigestion, summoning the
+devout to come forth and worship. I find a sweetness in the aching dreariness
+of Sabbath afternoons in genteel suburbs—in the evil-laden desolateness of
+waste places by the river, when the yellow fog is stealing inland across the
+ooze and mud, and the black tide gurgles softly round worm-eaten piles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I love the bleak moor, when the thin long line of the winding road lies white
+on the darkening heath, while overhead some belated bird, vexed with itself for
+being out so late, scurries across the dusky sky, screaming angrily. I love the
+lonely, sullen lake, hidden away in mountain solitudes. I suppose it was my
+childhood’s surroundings that instilled in me this affection for sombre hues.
+One of my earliest recollections is of a dreary marshland by the sea. By day,
+the water stood there in wide, shallow pools. But when one looked in the
+evening they were pools of blood that lay there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a wild, dismal stretch of coast. One day, I found myself there all
+alone—I forget how it came about—and, oh, how small I felt amid the sky and the
+sea and the sandhills! I ran, and ran, and ran, but I never seemed to move; and
+then I cried, and screamed, louder and louder, and the circling seagulls
+screamed back mockingly at me. It was an “unken” spot, as they say up North.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the far back days of the building of the world, a long, high ridge of stones
+had been reared up by the sea, dividing the swampy grassland from the sand.
+Some of these stones—“pebbles,” so they called them round about—were as big as
+a man, and many as big as a fair-sized house; and when the sea was angry—and
+very prone he was to anger by that lonely shore, and very quick to wrath; often
+have I known him sink to sleep with a peaceful smile on his rippling waves, to
+wake in fierce fury before the night was spent—he would snatch up giant
+handfuls of these pebbles and fling and toss them here and there, till the
+noise of their rolling and crashing could be heard by the watchers in the
+village afar off.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Old Nick’s playing at marbles to-night,” they would say to one another,
+pausing to listen. And then the women would close tight their doors, and try
+not to hear the sound.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Far out to sea, by where the muddy mouth of the river yawned wide, there rose
+ever a thin white line of surf, and underneath those crested waves there dwelt
+a very fearsome thing, called the Bar. I grew to hate and be afraid of this
+mysterious Bar, for I heard it spoken of always with bated breath, and I knew
+that it was very cruel to fisher folk, and hurt them so sometimes that they
+would cry whole days and nights together with the pain, or would sit with white
+scared faces, rocking themselves to and fro.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Once when I was playing among the sandhills, there came by a tall, grey woman,
+bending beneath a load of driftwood. She paused when nearly opposite to me,
+and, facing seaward, fixed her eyes upon the breaking surf above the Bar. “Ah,
+how I hate the sight of your white teeth!” she muttered; then turned and passed
+on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another morning, walking through the village, I heard a low wailing come from
+one of the cottages, while a little farther on a group of women were gathered
+in the roadway, talking. “Ay,” said one of them, “I thought the Bar was looking
+hungry last night.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+So, putting one and the other together, I concluded that the “Bar” must be an
+ogre, such as a body reads of in books, who lived in a coral castle deep below
+the river’s mouth, and fed upon the fishermen as he caught them going down to
+the sea or coming home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From my bedroom window, on moonlight nights, I could watch the silvery foam,
+marking the spot beneath where he lay hid; and I would stand on tip-toe,
+peering out, until at length I would come to fancy I could see his hideous form
+floating below the waters. Then, as the little white-sailed boats stole by him,
+tremblingly, I used to tremble too, lest he should suddenly open his grim jaws
+and gulp them down; and when they had all safely reached the dark, soft sea
+beyond, I would steal back to the bedside, and pray to God to make the Bar
+good, so that he would give up eating the poor fishermen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another incident connected with that coast lives in my mind. It was the morning
+after a great storm—great even for that stormy coast—and the passion-worn
+waters were still heaving with the memory of a fury that was dead. Old Nick had
+scattered his marbles far and wide, and there were rents and fissures in the
+pebbly wall such as the oldest fisherman had never known before. Some of the
+hugest stones lay tossed a hundred yards away, and the waters had dug pits here
+and there along the ridge so deep that a tall man might stand in some of them,
+and yet his head not reach the level of the sand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Round one of these holes a small crowd was pressing eagerly, while one man,
+standing in the hollow, was lifting the few remaining stones off something that
+lay there at the bottom. I pushed my way between the straggling legs of a big
+fisher lad, and peered over with the rest. A ray of sunlight streamed down into
+the pit, and the thing at the bottom gleamed white. Sprawling there among the
+black pebbles it looked like a huge spider. One by one the last stones were
+lifted away, and the thing was left bare, and then the crowd looked at one
+another and shivered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Wonder how he got there,” said a woman at length; “somebody must ha’ helped
+him.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Some foreign chap, no doubt,” said the man who had lifted off the stones;
+“washed ashore and buried here by the sea.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“What, six foot below the water-mark, wi’ all they stones atop of him?” said
+another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“That’s no foreign chap,” cried a grizzled old woman, pressing forward. “What’s
+that that’s aside him?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some one jumped down and took it from the stone where it lay glistening, and
+handed it up to her, and she clutched it in her skinny hand. It was a gold
+earring, such as fishermen sometimes wear. But this was a somewhat large one,
+and of rather unusual shape.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“That’s young Abram Parsons, I tell ’ee, as lies down there,” cried the old
+creature, wildly. “I ought to know. I gave him the pair o’ these forty year
+ago.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It may be only an idea of mine, born of after brooding upon the scene. I am
+inclined to think it must be so, for I was only a child at the time, and would
+hardly have noticed such a thing. But it seems to my remembrance that as the
+old crone ceased, another woman in the crowd raised her eyes slowly, and fixed
+them on a withered, ancient man, who leant upon a stick, and that for a moment,
+unnoticed by the rest, these two stood looking strangely at each other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From these sea-scented scenes, my memory travels to a weary land where dead
+ashes lie, and there is blackness—blackness everywhere. Black rivers flow
+between black banks; black, stunted trees grow in black fields; black withered
+flowers by black wayside. Black roads lead from blackness past blackness to
+blackness; and along them trudge black, savage-looking men and women; and by
+them black, old-looking children play grim, unchildish games.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the sun shines on this black land, it glitters black and hard; and when
+the rain falls a black mist rises towards heaven, like the hopeless prayer of a
+hopeless soul.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By night it is less dreary, for then the sky gleams with a lurid light, and out
+of the darkness the red flames leap, and high up in the air they gambol and
+writhe—the demon spawn of that evil land, they seem.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Visitors who came to our house would tell strange tales of this black land, and
+some of the stories I am inclined to think were true. One man said he saw a
+young bull-dog fly at a boy and pin him by the throat. The lad jumped about
+with much sprightliness, and tried to knock the dog away. Whereupon the boy’s
+father rushed out of the house, hard by, and caught his son and heir roughly by
+the shoulder. “Keep still, thee young ---, can’t ’ee!” shouted the man angrily;
+“let ’un taste blood.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another time, I heard a lady tell how she had visited a cottage during a
+strike, to find the baby, together with the other children, almost dying for
+want of food. “Dear, dear me!” she cried, taking the wee wizened mite from the
+mother’s arms, “but I sent you down a quart of milk, yesterday. Hasn’t the
+child had it?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Theer weer a little coom, thank ’ee kindly, ma’am,” the father took upon
+himself to answer; “but thee see it weer only just enow for the poops.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We lived in a big lonely house on the edge of a wide common. One night, I
+remember, just as I was reluctantly preparing to climb into bed, there came a
+wild ringing at the gate, followed by a hoarse, shrieking cry, and then a
+frenzied shaking of the iron bars.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then hurrying footsteps sounded through the house, and the swift opening and
+closing of doors; and I slipped back hastily into my knickerbockers and ran
+out. The women folk were gathered on the stairs, while my father stood in the
+hall, calling to them to be quiet. And still the wild ringing of the bell
+continued, and, above it, the hoarse, shrieking cry.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My father opened the door and went out, and we could hear him striding down the
+gravel path, and we clung to one another and waited.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After what seemed an endless time, we heard the heavy gate unbarred, and
+quickly clanged to, and footsteps returning on the gravel. Then the door opened
+again, and my father entered, and behind him a crouching figure that felt its
+way with its hands as it crept along, as a blind man might. The figure stood up
+when it reached the middle of the hall, and mopped its eyes with a dirty rag
+that it carried in its hand; after which it held the rag over the
+umbrella-stand and wrung it out, as washerwomen wring out clothes, and the dark
+drippings fell into the tray with a dull, heavy splut.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My father whispered something to my mother, and she went out towards the back;
+and, in a little while, we heard the stamping of hoofs—the angry plunge of a
+spur-startled horse—the rhythmic throb of the long, straight gallop, dying away
+into the distance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My mother returned and spoke some reassuring words to the servants. My father,
+having made fast the door and extinguished all but one or two of the lights,
+had gone into a small room on the right of the hall; the crouching figure,
+still mopping that moisture from its eyes, following him. We could hear them
+talking there in low tones, my father questioning, the other voice thick and
+interspersed with short panting grunts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We on the stairs huddled closer together, and, in the darkness, I felt my
+mother’s arm steal round me and encompass me, so that I was not afraid. Then we
+waited, while the silence round our frightened whispers thickened and grew
+heavy till the weight of it seemed to hurt us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At length, out of its depths, there crept to our ears a faint murmur. It
+gathered strength like the sound of the oncoming of a wave upon a stony shore,
+until it broke in a Babel of vehement voices just outside. After a few moments,
+the hubbub ceased, and there came a furious ringing—then angry shouts demanding
+admittance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some of the women began to cry. My father came out into the hall, closing the
+room door behind him, and ordered them to be quiet, so sternly that they were
+stunned into silence. The furious ringing was repeated; and, this time, threats
+mingled among the hoarse shouts. My mother’s arm tightened around me, and I
+could hear the beating of her heart.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The voices outside the gate sank into a low confused mumbling. Soon they died
+away altogether, and the silence flowed back.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My father turned up the hall lamp, and stood listening.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suddenly, from the back of the house, rose the noise of a great crashing,
+followed by oaths and savage laughter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My father rushed forward, but was borne back; and, in an instant, the hall was
+full of grim, ferocious faces. My father, trembling a little (or else it was
+the shadow cast by the flickering lamp), and with lips tight pressed, stood
+confronting them; while we women and children, too scared to even cry, shrank
+back up the stairs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What followed during the next few moments is, in my memory, only a confused
+tumult, above which my father’s high, clear tones rise every now and again,
+entreating, arguing, commanding. I see nothing distinctly until one of the
+grimmest of the faces thrusts itself before the others, and a voice which, like
+Aaron’s rod, swallows up all its fellows, says in deep, determined bass, “Coom,
+we’ve had enow chatter, master. Thee mun give ’un up, or thee mun get out o’
+th’ way an’ we’ll search th’ house for oursel’.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then a light flashed into my father’s eyes that kindled something inside me, so
+that the fear went out of me, and I struggled to free myself from my mother’s
+arm, for the desire stirred me to fling myself down upon the grimy faces below,
+and beat and stamp upon them with my fists. Springing across the hall, he
+snatched from the wall where it hung an ancient club, part of a trophy of old
+armour, and planting his back against the door through which they would have to
+pass, he shouted, “Then be damned to you all, he’s in this room! Come and fetch
+him out.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+(I recollect that speech well. I puzzled over it, even at that time, excited
+though I was. I had always been told that only low, wicked people ever used the
+word “damn,” and I tried to reconcile things, and failed.)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The men drew back and muttered among themselves. It was an ugly-looking weapon,
+studded with iron spikes. My father held it secured to his hand by a chain, and
+there was an ugly look about him also, now, that gave his face a strange
+likeness to the dark faces round him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But my mother grew very white and cold, and underneath her breath she kept
+crying, “Oh, will they never come—will they never come?” and a cricket
+somewhere about the house began to chirp.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then all at once, without a word, my mother flew down the stairs, and passed
+like a flash of light through the crowd of dusky figures. How she did it I
+could never understand, for the two heavy bolts had both been drawn, but the
+next moment the door stood wide open; and a hum of voices, cheery with the
+anticipation of a period of perfect bliss, was borne in upon the cool night
+air.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My mother was always very quick of hearing.
+</p>
+
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Again, I see a wild crowd of grim faces, and my father’s, very pale, amongst
+them. But this time the faces are very many, and they come and go like faces in
+a dream. The ground beneath my feet is wet and sloppy, and a black rain is
+falling. There are women’s faces in the crowd, wild and haggard, and long
+skinny arms stretch out threateningly towards my father, and shrill, frenzied
+voices call out curses on him. Boys’ faces also pass me in the grey light, and
+on some of them there is an impish grin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I seem to be in everybody’s way; and to get out of it, I crawl into a dark,
+draughty corner and crouch there among cinders. Around me, great engines
+fiercely strain and pant like living things fighting beyond their strength.
+Their gaunt arms whirl madly above me, and the ground rocks with their
+throbbing. Dark figures flit to and fro, pausing from time to time to wipe the
+black sweat from their faces.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The pale light fades, and the flame-lit night lies red upon the land. The
+flitting figures take strange shapes. I hear the hissing of wheels, the furious
+clanking of iron chains, the hoarse shouting of many voices, the hurrying tread
+of many feet; and, through all, the wailing and weeping and cursing that never
+seem to cease. I drop into a restless sleep, and dream that I have broken a
+chapel window, stone-throwing, and have died and gone to hell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At length, a cold hand is laid upon my shoulder, and I awake. The wild faces
+have vanished and all is silent now, and I wonder if the whole thing has been a
+dream. My father lifts me into the dog-cart, and we drive home through the
+chill dawn.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My mother opens the door softly as we alight. She does not speak, only looks
+her question. “It’s all over, Maggie,” answers my father very quietly, as he
+takes off his coat and lays it across a chair; “we’ve got to begin the world
+afresh.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My mother’s arms steal up about his neck; and I, feeling heavy with a trouble I
+do not understand, creep off to bed.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap06"></a>THE LEASE OF THE “CROSS KEYS.”</h2>
+
+<p>
+This story is about a shop: many stories are. One Sunday evening this Bishop
+had to preach a sermon at St. Paul’s Cathedral. The occasion was a very special
+and important one, and every God-fearing newspaper in the kingdom sent its own
+special representative to report the proceedings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, of the three reporters thus commissioned, one was a man of appearance so
+eminently respectable that no one would have thought of taking him for a
+journalist. People used to put him down for a County Councillor or an
+Archdeacon at the very least. As a matter of fact, however, he was a sinful
+man, with a passion for gin. He lived at Bow, and, on the Sabbath in question,
+he left his home at five o’clock in the afternoon, and started to walk to the
+scene of his labours. The road from Bow to the City on a wet and chilly Sunday
+evening is a cheerless one; who can blame him if on his way he stopped once or
+twice to comfort himself with “two” of his favourite beverage? On reaching St.
+Paul’s he found he had twenty minutes to spare—just time enough for one final
+“nip.” Half way down a narrow court leading out of the Churchyard he found a
+quiet little hostelry, and, entering the private bar, whispered insinuatingly
+across the counter:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Two of gin hot, if you please, my dear.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His voice had the self-satisfied meekness of the successful ecclesiastic, his
+bearing suggested rectitude tempered by desire to avoid observation. The
+barmaid, impressed by his manner and appearance, drew the attention of the
+landlord to him. The landlord covertly took stock of so much of him as could be
+seen between his buttoned-up coat and his drawn-down hat, and wondered how so
+bland and innocent-looking a gentleman came to know of gin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A landlord’s duty, however, is not to wonder, but to serve. The gin was given
+to the man, and the man drank it. He liked it. It was good gin: he was a
+connoisseur, and he knew. Indeed, so good did it seem to him that he felt it
+would be a waste of opportunity not to have another twopen’orth. Therefore he
+had a second “go”; maybe a third. Then he returned to the Cathedral, and sat
+himself down with his notebook on his knee and waited.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the service proceeded there stole over him that spirit of indifference to
+all earthly surroundings that religion and drink are alone able to bestow. He
+heard the good Bishop’s text and wrote it down. Then he heard the Bishop’s
+“sixthly and lastly,” and took that down, and looked at his notebook and
+wondered in a peaceful way what had become of the “firstly” to “fifthly”
+inclusive. He sat there wondering until the people round him began to get up
+and move away, whereupon it struck him swiftly and suddenly that be had been
+asleep, and had thereby escaped the main body of the discourse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+What on earth was he to do? He was representing one of the leading religious
+papers. A full report of the sermon was wanted that very night. Seizing the
+robe of a passing wandsman, he tremulously inquired if the Bishop had yet left
+the Cathedral. The wandsman answered that he had not, but that he was just on
+the point of doing so.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I must see him before he goes!” exclaimed the reporter, excitedly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“You can’t,” replied the wandsman. The journalist grew frantic.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Tell him,” he cried, “a penitent sinner desires to speak with him about the
+sermon he has just delivered. To-morrow it will be too late.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The wandsman was touched; so was the Bishop. He said he would see the poor
+fellow.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As soon as the door was shut the man, with tears in his eyes, told the Bishop
+the truth—leaving out the gin. He said that he was a poor man, and not in good
+health, that he had been up half the night before, and had walked all the way
+from Bow that evening. He dwelt on the disastrous results to himself and his
+family should he fail to obtain a report of the sermon. The Bishop felt sorry
+for the man. Also, he was anxious that his sermon should be reported.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Well, I trust it will be a warning to you against going to sleep in church,”
+he said, with an indulgent smile. “Luckily, I have brought my notes with me,
+and if you will promise to be very careful of them, and to bring them back to
+me the first thing in the morning, I will lend them to you.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With this, the Bishop opened and handed to the man a neat little black leather
+bag, inside which lay a neat little roll of manuscript.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Better take the bag to keep it in,” added the Bishop. “Be sure and let me have
+them both back early to-morrow.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The reporter, when he examined the contents of the bag under a lamp in the
+Cathedral vestibule, could hardly believe his good fortune. The careful
+Bishop’s notes were so full and clear that for all practical purposes they were
+equal to a report. His work was already done. He felt so pleased with himself
+that he determined to treat himself to another “two” of gin, and, with this
+intent, made his way across to the little “public” before-mentioned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“It’s really excellent gin you sell here,” he said to the barmaid when he had
+finished; “I think, my dear, I’ll have just one more.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At eleven the landlord gently but firmly insisted on his leaving, and he went,
+assisted, as far as the end of the court, by the potboy. After he was gone, the
+landlord noticed a neat little black bag on the seat where he had been lying.
+Examining it closely, he discovered a brass plate between the handles, and upon
+the brass plate were engraved the owner’s name and title. Opening the bag, the
+landlord saw a neat little roll of manuscript, and across a corner of the
+manuscript was written the Bishop’s name and address.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The landlord blew a long, low whistle, and stood with his round eyes wide open
+gazing down at the open bag. Then he put on his hat and coat, and taking the
+bag, went out down the court, chuckling hugely as he walked. He went straight
+to the house of the Resident Canon and rang the bell.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Tell Mr. ---,” he said to the servant, “that I must see him to-night. I
+wouldn’t disturb him at this late hour if it wasn’t something very important.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The landlord was ushered up. Closing the door softly behind him, he coughed
+deferentially.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Well, Mr. Peters” (I will call him “Peters”), said the Canon, “what is it?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Well, sir,” said Mr. Peters, slowly and deliberately, “it’s about that there
+lease o’ mine. I do hope you gentlemen will see your way to makin’ it
+twenty-one year instead o’ fourteen.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“God bless the man!” cried the Canon, jumping up indignantly, “you don’t mean
+to say you’ve come to me at eleven o’clock on a Sunday night to talk about your
+lease?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Well, not entirely, sir,” answered Peters, unabashed; “there’s another little
+thing I wished to speak to you about, and that’s this”—saying which, he laid
+the Bishop’s bag before the Canon and told his story.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Canon looked at Mr. Peters, and Mr. Peters looked at the Canon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“There must be some mistake,” said the Canon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“There’s no mistake,” said the landlord. “I had my suspicions when I first
+clapped eyes on him. I seed he wasn’t our usual sort, and I seed how he tried
+to hide his face. If he weren’t the Bishop, then I don’t know a Bishop when I
+sees one, that’s all. Besides, there’s his bag, and there’s his sermon.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mr. Peters folded his arms and waited. The Canon pondered. Such things had been
+known to happen before in Church history. Why not again?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Does any one know of this besides yourself?” asked the Canon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Not a livin’ soul,” replied Mr. Peters, “as yet.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I think—I think, Mr. Peters,” said the Canon, “that we may be able to extend
+your lease to twenty-one years.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Thank you kindly, sir,” said the landlord, and departed. Next morning the
+Canon waited on the Bishop and laid the bag before him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Oh,” said the Bishop cheerfully, “he’s sent it back by you, has he?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“He has, sir,” replied the Canon; “and thankful I am that it was to me he
+brought it. It is right,” continued the Canon, “that I should inform your
+lordship that I am aware of the circumstances under which it left your hands.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Canon’s eye was severe, and the Bishop laughed uneasily.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“I suppose it wasn’t quite the thing for me to do,” he answered apologetically;
+“but there, all’s well that ends well,” and the Bishop laughed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This stung the Canon. “Oh, sir,” he exclaimed, with a burst of fervour, “in
+Heaven’s name—for the sake of our Church, let me entreat—let me pray you never
+to let such a thing occur again.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Bishop turned upon him angrily.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Why, what a fuss you make about a little thing!” he cried; then, seeing the
+look of agony upon the other’s face, he paused.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“How did you get that bag?” he asked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“The landlord of the Cross Keys brought it me,” answered the Canon; “you left
+it there last night.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Bishop gave a gasp, and sat down heavily. When he recovered his breath, he
+told the Canon the real history of the case; and the Canon is still trying to
+believe it.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
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