summaryrefslogtreecommitdiff
diff options
context:
space:
mode:
authorRoger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org>2025-10-15 02:15:32 -0700
committerRoger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org>2025-10-15 02:15:32 -0700
commite7386e48a195a9c38bcc63666dc0fff8d6c621c3 (patch)
tree0501c1433cf67051851e3d21f7587b6119423de3
initial commit of ebook 25077HEADmain
-rw-r--r--.gitattributes3
-rw-r--r--25077-h.zipbin0 -> 291707 bytes
-rw-r--r--25077-h/25077-h.htm10566
-rw-r--r--25077-h/images/music1.jpgbin0 -> 25401 bytes
-rw-r--r--25077-h/images/music2.jpgbin0 -> 46212 bytes
-rw-r--r--25077-h/images/tp.jpgbin0 -> 8145 bytes
-rw-r--r--25077.txt9910
-rw-r--r--25077.zipbin0 -> 202026 bytes
-rw-r--r--LICENSE.txt11
-rw-r--r--README.md2
10 files changed, 20492 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6833f05
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.gitattributes
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+* text=auto
+*.txt text
+*.md text
diff --git a/25077-h.zip b/25077-h.zip
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d7e6211
--- /dev/null
+++ b/25077-h.zip
Binary files differ
diff --git a/25077-h/25077-h.htm b/25077-h/25077-h.htm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b08499c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/25077-h/25077-h.htm
@@ -0,0 +1,10566 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html
+ PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
+ "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
+<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=US-ASCII" />
+<title>Castellinaria</title>
+ <style type="text/css">
+/*<![CDATA[ XML blockout */
+<!--
+ P { margin-top: .75em;
+ margin-bottom: .75em;
+ }
+ P.headingsummary { margin-left: 5%;}
+ H1, H2 {
+ text-align: center;
+ margin-top: 2em;
+ margin-bottom: 2em;
+ }
+ H3, H4, H5 {
+ text-align: left;
+ margin-top: 1em;
+ margin-bottom: 1em;
+ }
+ BODY{margin-left: 10%;
+ margin-right: 10%;
+ }
+ table { border-collapse: collapse; }
+table {margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;}
+ td { vertical-align: top; border: 1px solid black;}
+ td p { margin: 0.2em; }
+ .blkquot {margin-left: 4em; margin-right: 4em;} /* block indent */
+
+ .smcap {font-variant: small-caps;}
+
+ .pagenum {position: absolute;
+ left: 92%;
+ font-size: smaller;
+ text-align: right;
+ color: gray;}
+
+ .citation {vertical-align: super;
+ font-size: .8em;
+ text-decoration: none;}
+ // -->
+ /* XML end ]]>*/
+ </style>
+</head>
+<body>
+<h2>
+<a href="#startoftext">Castellinaria, by Henry Festing Jones</a>
+</h2>
+<pre>
+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Castellinaria, by Henry Festing Jones
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+
+
+
+Title: Castellinaria
+ and Other Sicilian Diversions
+
+
+Author: Henry Festing Jones
+
+
+
+Release Date: April 15, 2008 [eBook #25077]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-646-US (US-ASCII)
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK CASTELLINARIA***
+</pre>
+<p><a name="startoftext"></a></p>
+<p>This ebook was transcribed by Les Bowler.</p>
+<h1>CASTELLINARIA<br />
+<span class="smcap">and other sicilian diversions</span></h1>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+HENRY FESTING JONES</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/tp.jpg">
+<img alt="Title page" src="images/tp.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON:&nbsp; A. C.
+FIFIELD&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 1920</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 6--><a
+name="page6"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 6</span><i>First
+Published</i> . . . 1911<br />
+<i>Re-issued</i> . . . 1920</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 7--><a
+name="page7"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 7</span><span
+class="smcap">al</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">caro</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">compare</span><br />
+ALBERTO &bull; AUGUGLIARO<br />
+<span class="smcap">di</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">monte</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">erice</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">alla</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">cara</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">comare</span><br />
+GIUSEPPINA &bull; AUGUGLIARO<br />
+<span class="smcap">e</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">a</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">tutti</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">gli</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">amici</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">siciliani</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">che</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">gareggiando</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">in</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">cortesia</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">ospitalit&agrave;</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">affezione</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">hanno</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">fatto</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">della</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">loro</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">isola</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">una</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">seconda</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">patria</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">per</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">l&rsquo;autore</span> &bull; <span
+class="smcap">riconoscente</span></p>
+<h2><!-- page 9--><a name="page9"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+9</span>PREFACE</h2>
+<p>It is probable that every book contains, besides misprints,
+some statements which the author would be glad to modify if he
+could.&nbsp; In Chapter V of <i>Diversions in Sicily</i> it is
+stated that the seating arrangements of the marionette theatre in
+Catania would be condemned by the County Council, which I believe
+to be correct, but, on visiting the theatre since, I find I was
+wrong in saying that there are no passages; I did not see them on
+my first visit because the audience hid them.</p>
+<p>Again, in Chapter XVI it is stated that Giovanni Grasso enters
+in the third act of <i>La Morte Civile</i>, whereas he enters in
+the second act.&nbsp; I have since seen the play several times,
+and, though it is tedious, it is not so much so as to justify a
+spectator in thinking any of its acts long enough for two.</p>
+<p>In Chapter IV I say that the Government makes an annual profit
+of &pound;3,000,000 sterling out of the lottery, but I do not say
+whether this profit is gross or net.&nbsp; There is a paragraph
+in the <i>Morning Post</i>, 12 September, 1911, which states
+clearly that never since the union of Italy has the State lottery
+been so productive as in the present year of Jubilee; the gross
+yield has been &pound;3,715,088, and the net <!-- page 10--><a
+name="page10"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 10</span>gain, after
+deducting commissions and prizes, &pound;1,489,180.</p>
+<p>In Chapter XV it is stated that the words of the play in
+Signor Greco&rsquo;s marionette theatre in Palermo are always
+improvised except in the case of <i>Samson</i>.&nbsp; This is
+incorrect.&nbsp; The words of the long play about the paladins
+are improvised, but they have in the theatre the MSS. of several
+religious plays by the author of <i>Samson</i>, who was a
+Palermitan, Filippo Orioles.&nbsp; All who are interested in the
+legends, folklore, popular entertainments, superstitions, and
+traditions of the people of Sicily are under deep obligations to
+Giuseppe Pitr&egrave;, of Palermo, Professore di Demopsicologia,
+for his numerous volumes treating of those subjects.&nbsp; In
+<i>Spettacoli e Feste Popolari Siciliane</i> he gives the little
+that is known of Filippo Orioles, who died in 1793 at the great
+age of one hundred and six years.&nbsp; The subject of the most
+famous of his plays is the Passion of Jesus Christ, and its title
+in English signifies The Redemption of Adam.&nbsp; It has had an
+immense success throughout Sicily; it has been copied in MS. many
+times, printed continually, performed over and over again in
+theatres, in churches, in the public squares, and in private
+houses.&nbsp; It was written for living actors, and Signor Greco
+considers it too long for a performance by marionettes, so when
+they do it in his teatrino they treat it even more freely than
+our London managers treat a play by Shakespeare.&nbsp; Copies are
+difficult to procure because their owners keep them
+jealously.&nbsp; <!-- page 11--><a name="page11"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 11</span>Professore Pitr&egrave; has, however,
+lately added to our obligations by publishing a reprint of the
+play: <i>Il Riscatto d&rsquo;Adamo nella Morte di Ges&ugrave;
+Cristo</i>; Tragedia di Filippo Orioles, Palermitano; Riprodotta
+sulla edizione di 1750; con prefazione di G. Pitr&egrave;.&nbsp;
+Palermo: Tipografia Vittoria Giliberti, Via Celso 93.&nbsp;
+1909.&nbsp; A copy of this reprint is in the library of the
+British Museum.</p>
+<p>Many of the friends who have helped me to write this book are
+named in the following pages, many more are unnamed.&nbsp; I
+hereby tender my thanks to all of them.</p>
+<p>I specially thank Signor Cesare Coppo, of Casale-Monferrato,
+who, although he is not a Sicilian, has helped me in a manner
+which I will only hint at by saying that he could give a better
+account than I can of Peppino Pampalone, of Castellinaria.</p>
+<p>To an English friend, Mr. Joseph Benwell Clark, I am indebted
+for the drawing on the title-page and on the cover.&nbsp; When
+any of the audience leaves Signor Greco&rsquo;s marionette
+theatre in Palermo to smoke a cigarette or to drink a glass of
+water between the acts he receives a ticket with a picture of two
+fighting paladins, which he gives up on returning.&nbsp; I
+brought away one of these tickets as a ricordo of the
+marionettes.&nbsp; The picture is not very clear, because it is
+printed from a wood-block that has been a good deal worn.&nbsp;
+Mr. Clark has made from it a drawing which looks more like what
+the artist originally intended, and I trust that Signor Greco
+will not be angry with <!-- page 12--><a name="page12"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 12</span>us for assuming his permission to
+reproduce the picture.</p>
+<p>In correcting the proof-sheets I have had the assistance of my
+sister, Miss Lilian Isabel Jones, and of my friend Mr. R. A.
+Streatfeild.&nbsp; I am much obliged to them both for the care
+which they have exercised.</p>
+<p>I must not conclude without saying that Castellinaria still
+remains as in Chapter II of my previous book, &ldquo;not so
+marked on any map of Sicily.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>September</i>, 1911</p>
+<h2><!-- page 13--><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+13</span>CONTENTS</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CASTELLINARIA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">chapter</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">page</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">I.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Changes in the Town</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">17</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">II.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Festa Rimandata</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">36</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">PALERMO</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">III.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Marionettists at Home</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">53</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">IV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Malagigi</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">66</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">V.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Argantino</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">73</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Escape from Paris</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">82</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CATANIA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Buffo&rsquo;s Holiday</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">93</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">TRAPANI</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Nascita</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">115</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">MOUNT ERYX</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">IX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Compare</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">129</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">X.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Compare Berto</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">135</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Berto&rsquo;s Wedding</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">142</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">TRABONELLA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Sulphur</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">151</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Omert&agrave; and the Mafia</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">157</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Mala Vita</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">165</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><!-- page 14--><a
+name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 14</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CASTELLINARIA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Cardinalessa</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">177</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XVI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Corporal</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">185</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">EARTHQUAKE ECHOES</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XVII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Tot&ograve; Carbonara</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">203</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Turiddu Balistrieri</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">208</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Railway Porters</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">216</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Giuseppe Platania</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">220</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Giulio Adamo</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">222</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Cec&egrave; Luna</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">223</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Fugitives and Victims</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">227</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">THE SLOPES OF ETNA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XVIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Lava</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">233</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">S. Alfio</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">242</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The Naked Runners</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">248</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CATANIA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XXI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Holy Week</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">261</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">ORTIGIA</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XXII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">O Fountain Arethuse</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">289</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><!-- page 17--><a name="page17"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+17</span>CASTELLINARIA</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER I<br />
+CHANGES IN THE TOWN</h3>
+<p>Enrico Pampalone entered the world with a compliment to his
+godfather, for of all the days in the year he chose to be born on
+my birthday.&nbsp; Peppino sent me a telegram at once, then a
+formal invitation to the christening, then a letter, an extract
+from which I translate:</p>
+<blockquote><p>With immense joy I inform you that Brancaccia has
+given to the light a fine, healthy boy.&nbsp; Mother and child
+are well and send you their salutations.&nbsp; We are all beside
+ourselves with delight at this happy event and my father is
+talking of his grandson all day long.&nbsp; In accordance with
+your promise, you ought to hold the baby at the baptism, but, as
+I absolutely cannot permit you to undertake so long a journey for
+this purpose, I am sending you a formal document and I beg you to
+return it to me at once signed with your name in order that the
+ceremony may take place with as little delay as possible.</p>
+<p>We are all looking forward to the pleasure of seeing you
+playing with your godchild which you will be able to do on your
+next visit.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The formal document was to the following effect:</p>
+<blockquote><p>WHEREAS I the undersigned have undertaken the duty
+of acting as godfather to Enrico the new-born son of Giuseppe and
+Brancaccia Pampalone of the Albergo della Madonna (con giardino)
+Castellinaria Sicily AND WHEREAS I am detained in London for
+several weeks and desire that the baptism of the said infant
+shall not be delayed on that account NOW I DO HEREBY APPOINT
+Luigi Pampalone the father of the said Giuseppe Pampalone to be
+my substitute for me and in my name to hold the said Enrico
+Pampalone his grandson at the sacred font on the occasion of his
+baptism <!-- page 18--><a name="page18"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 18</span>and to do all such other acts and
+deeds as may be necessary in the promises as fully and
+effectually as I could do the same if I were present in my own
+person I hereby agreeing to ratify and confirm all that the said
+Luigi Pampalone shall do by virtue of this writing AS WITNESS my
+hand this day of</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I filled up the date, signed the document, and returned it to
+Peppino, and he told me all about the ceremony.&nbsp; By virtue
+of the christening I became the padrino of Enrico, who became my
+figlioccio, and I also became the compare of Peppino and
+Brancaccia and in some spiritual way a member of the
+family.&nbsp; Peppino sent me a post-card every week, and so I
+learnt that the baby was the finest ever seen, and weighed more
+and ate more than any baby that had ever been born in
+Castellinaria.&nbsp; Then there came information about the first
+tooth and the first intelligent, if unintelligible, sounds.&nbsp;
+Soon he was three months old, then six, then a year, and still I
+had not seen him.</p>
+<p>When at last I returned to Sicily, he was more than a year
+old, and came down to the station to meet me.&nbsp; He laughed as
+soon as he saw me, threw away his india-rubber ball, and
+signified that he was to be given to me.&nbsp; Whatever he wants
+is always done at once and, as he never wants anything
+unreasonable, the method is working out admirably.&nbsp; I took
+him from Brancaccia, and he nestled down in my arms, all the time
+gazing up at me with an expression of satisfied wonder, as though
+at last he understood something that had been puzzling him.&nbsp;
+Peppino was present, but effaced himself by helping Carmelo with
+what he calls my &ldquo;luggages.&rdquo;&nbsp; I suppose I
+exchanged the usual greetings with the parents, but they did not
+count, I had seen them since their marriage; this time I had come
+to see Enrico.&nbsp; There was some difficulty about getting into
+the carriage, because they thought I could not do it unless they
+took him away, and he did not want to be taken away.&nbsp; When
+we were settled, and Carmelo was driving us up the zig-zags, I
+said:</p>
+<p><!-- page 19--><a name="page19"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+19</span>&ldquo;Of course you don&rsquo;t expect me to know much
+about babies, not being married or anything&mdash;but isn&rsquo;t
+he an unusually fine child for his age?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Brancaccia was much flattered and replied that recently, when
+they had bought him some new clothes, he took the size usually
+sold for babies of twice his age.&nbsp; This made Peppino laugh
+at his wife, and say that the compare might not know much about
+babies, but he knew how to get on the right side of
+Ricuzzu&rsquo;s mother.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you call him Ricuzzu?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ricuzzu is Enrico in Sicilian.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then I shall call him Ricuzzu also.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, yes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The motion of the carriage soon sent the child to sleep.&nbsp;
+I handed him back to Brancaccia, and looked at her as she sat
+with him in her arms.&nbsp; She was more beautiful than before,
+because of something that has eluded the skill of all the
+painters who have striven to capture it for their hortus siccus
+of the Madonna and Child, something that Enrico had awakened in
+her heart, and that I saw glowing in her eyes and throbbing in
+all her movements.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t he like Peppino?&rdquo; asked
+Brancaccia.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He is the very image of Peppino,&rdquo; I replied; but
+I noticed that he also had Brancaccia&rsquo;s blue eyes, and was
+promising to have her black hair.</p>
+<p>We arrived at the Albergo della Madonna (con giardino) and
+Peppino took me up to my room.&nbsp; Brancaccia had been before
+us, and had put an enormous bunch of flowers in water on the
+table to greet me.&nbsp; I went out on the balcony, just to make
+sure that the panorama was still there, and, after putting myself
+straight, descended into the garden, where I found Peppino
+waiting for me, and where we were to have tea in the English
+manner&mdash;&rdquo;sistema Inglese,&rdquo; as Brancaccia
+said.</p>
+<p>The English system is not always in working order at a
+moment&rsquo;s notice, so we had time for a walk round.&nbsp; The
+afternoon breeze was conducting a symphony of <!-- page 20--><a
+name="page20"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 20</span>perfumes,
+and, as we strolled among the blossoms that were the orchestra,
+we could identify the part played by each flower; sometimes one
+became more prominent, sometimes another, but always through the
+changing harmonies we could distinguish the stately canto fermo
+of the roses, counterpointed with a florid rhythm from the
+zagara.&nbsp; If Flaubert had been writing in Sicilian, he could
+have said &ldquo;una corona di zagara,&rdquo; or, in English,
+&ldquo;a wreath of orange-blossoms,&rdquo; and he need not have
+worried himself to death by trying to elude the recurrent
+&ldquo;de&rdquo; of &ldquo;une couronne de fleurs
+d&rsquo;oranger.&rdquo;&nbsp; There was also music of another
+kind coming from a passero solitario (the blue rock thrush) who
+was hanging in a cage in a doorway.&nbsp; We spoke to him, and he
+could not have made more fuss about us if we had been the King of
+Italy and the Pope of Rome paying him a visit.</p>
+<p>I said, &ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t you pleased with your beautiful
+garden, Peppino?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He replied, &ldquo;Yes, and other things too.&nbsp; Sometimes
+I am cross with my life; but I think of Brancaccia and the baby,
+and I look around me, and then I says to myself, &lsquo;Ah, well,
+never mind!&nbsp; Be a good boy!&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>Presently we came to a fountain which, when I turned a tap,
+twisted round and round, spouting out graceful, moving curves,
+and the drops fell in the basin below and disturbed the
+rose-leaves that were sleeping on the water.&nbsp; I also found
+an image of the Madonna and Bambino in a corner, with an
+inscription in front promising forty days&rsquo; indulgence to
+anyone who should recite devoutly an Ave before it.&nbsp; I
+understood this as well as one who is not a Roman Catholic can be
+said to understand such a promise, and better than I understood
+another image to which Peppino called my attention.&nbsp; It was
+a small coloured crockery S. Giuseppe, standing on the top of the
+wall and looking into the garden, protected by a couple of tiles
+arranged over him as an inverted V, and held in place by dabs of
+mortar.</p>
+<p><!-- page 21--><a name="page21"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+21</span>I said, &ldquo;Why do you keep your patron saint on the
+wall like that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He replied that it had nothing to do with him.&nbsp; The land
+over the wall belongs to the monks, and they put the saint up to
+gaze into the garden in the hope that Peppino&rsquo;s father
+might thereby become gradually illuminated with the idea of
+giving them a piece of his land; they wanted it to join to their
+own, which is rather an awkward shape just there.&nbsp; The
+influence of S. Giuseppe had already been at work four years, but
+Peppino&rsquo;s father still remained obstinately
+unilluminated.</p>
+<p>Carmelo brought the tea and set a chair for Ricuzzu, who has
+his own private meals like other babies but likes to sit up to
+the table and watch his father and mother having theirs,
+occasionally honouring their repast by trying his famous
+six&mdash;or is it seven?&mdash;teeth upon a crust, which he
+throws upon the ground when he has done with it.&nbsp; So we all
+four sat together in the shade of the Japanese medlar-tree and
+talked about the changes in the town since my last visit.</p>
+<p>First Peppino repeated something he had told me last time I
+was there, before Ricuzzu was born.&nbsp; It was about the horror
+of that fatal night when he heard his father crying in the dark;
+he went to his parents&rsquo; room to find out what was the
+matter, and heard the old man babbling of being lost on Etna,
+wandering naked in the snow.&nbsp; Peppino struck a light, which
+woke his father from his dream, but it did not wake his
+mother.&nbsp; She had been lying for hours dead by her
+husband&rsquo;s side.</p>
+<p>When the body was laid out and the watchers were praying by it
+at night, the widower sat in a chair singing.&nbsp; He was not in
+the room with the body, he had his own room, and his song was
+unlike anything Peppino had ever heard; it had no words, no
+rhythm, no beginning and no end, yet it was not moaning, it was a
+cantilena of real notes.&nbsp; It seemed to be a comfort to him
+in his grief to pour these lamenting sounds out of his broken
+heart.&nbsp; All the town <!-- page 22--><a
+name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 22</span>came to the
+funeral, for the family is held in much respect, and there were
+innumerable letters of condolence and wreaths of flowers.&nbsp;
+When it was over, Peppino wrote a paragraph which appeared in the
+<i>Corriere di Castellinaria</i>:</p>
+<blockquote><p>A tutte le pie cortesi persone che con assistenza,
+con scritti, con l&rsquo;intervento ai funebri della cara
+sventurata estinta, con adornarne di fiori l&rsquo;ultima
+manifestazione terrena desiderarono renderne meno acre it dolore,
+ringraziamenti vivissimi porge la famiglia <span
+class="smcap">Pampalone</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>He showed me this and waited while I copied it.&nbsp; When I
+had finished he went on, talking more to himself than to me:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The life it is not the same when we are wanting someone
+to be here that is gone away.&nbsp; When we were young and this
+person was living, things it was so; now we can understand this
+person who is gone, and things it is other.&nbsp; This is not a
+good thing.&nbsp; Now is the time this dear person should be
+living; now would we be taking much care.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>For many weeks they feared lest the father might follow the
+mother, but he began to take a new interest in life on the day
+when Peppino brought home his bride, and when Ricuzzu was born he
+soon became almost his old self.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Things it is like that,&rdquo; said Peppino; &ldquo;the
+young ones are coming to dry the eyes that have tears in them
+because the old ones are going away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Brancaccia&rsquo;s attention was occupied by the tea and the
+baby, and by trying to follow Peppino&rsquo;s talk.&nbsp; He has
+been giving her English lessons and, though she has not yet got
+much beyond saying, &ldquo;Me no speakare l&rsquo;Inglese,&rdquo;
+she is quick enough to know what he is talking about, especially
+as she has heard most of it before.&nbsp; She now said a few
+words in dialect, evidently reminding him of something, and he at
+once began to tell me about their wedding tour.&nbsp; He had told
+me some of it last time I was there, and how he had wanted to
+take his bride to England and show her London, but they had not
+time enough, and that journey <!-- page 23--><a
+name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 23</span>has been put
+off for some future occasion.&nbsp; They went to Venice, which
+was a particularly suitable place, because his cousin Vanni was
+there with his ship, the <i>Sorella di Ninu</i>, unloading a
+cargo of wine; they crossed by night to Naples, and Peppino
+showed Brancaccia Pompeii and all the sights; then they went to
+Rome for a few days and on, through Florence, to Venice.&nbsp;
+They stayed there a week, and then Vanni, having unloaded his
+wine, took them down the Adriatic and brought them safely home
+again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was sun,&rdquo; said Peppino, &ldquo;and we was in
+Venice, Sammarco Place, where is&mdash;how speak you the
+colomba?&mdash;Excuse me, it is the dove.&nbsp; And there was
+different other people also&mdash;love-people, the young ones
+that go to the field in the spring to take the flower Margherita,
+and to be pulling the leaves to know the future, plenty many;
+also sposi, and some that bring the macchina to make the picture,
+and the bride was to be standing with the colomba in the
+hand.&nbsp; She put the grain in the hand, and would have a
+colomba that was with his feet in her finger and eat the grain;
+but the bridegroom was not clever to take the photograph and the
+colomba was&mdash;what is it?&mdash;he was finish his grain and
+flied away, and she was telling to her sposo:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Now you are not clever to take the photograph
+and you shall be obliged to pay for another packet of
+grain.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In the second time, not only a colomba was in the hand
+but also another one was stopping in the hat very large with the
+colomba, too large, I am not certain that the bridegroom was able
+to take all the photograph.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Whereupon Brancaccia interposed, producing the result, and I
+exclaimed:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, it is Brancaccia herself!&nbsp; I did not know you
+meant that this happened to you.&nbsp; I thought you were telling
+me about other sposi, not about yourselves.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then they laughed together, and I saw that Brancaccia, by
+showing me the photograph, had let out more than was <!-- page
+24--><a name="page24"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+24</span>intended, unless perhaps it was all intended; either
+way, no harm was done, and I was allowed to put the picture in my
+pocket.</p>
+<p>Carmelo came to clear away the tea, and I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me, Peppino, that you have a new
+waiter.&nbsp; What has become of Letterio?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! you do not know about Letterio.&nbsp; Now I shall
+tell you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>At this point it became necessary for Brancaccia to disappear
+somewhat suddenly with the baby.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was festa,&rdquo; said Peppino, &ldquo;and Letterio
+was drinking and his friends were telling to drink some more, and
+he was drinking plenty much.&nbsp; Then was he going out in a
+very hurry and was telling that he would be married very directly
+and was meeting a girl and was telling: &lsquo;Please, you, marry
+me this day.&rsquo;&nbsp; And the girl was telling: &lsquo;Go
+away, Letterio, you are a drunk man.&rsquo;&nbsp; And he was
+finding another girl and they was telling the same
+things&mdash;plenty girls&mdash;all that day.&nbsp; Afterwards
+many weeks are passing and Letterio don&rsquo;t be asking to be
+married, he was telling always that he would not be married
+never, never, never; also with the suspicion that no girl would
+take him.&nbsp; Excuse me, it is like the man who was fell down
+from the horse and was telling that he was go down&mdash;was not
+fell down.&nbsp; And it was festa again and Letterio was drinking
+plenty much again and was going on the street again and was
+meeting a girl again and was telling: &lsquo;Please, you, marry
+me very directly.&rsquo;&nbsp; And the girl was replying:
+&lsquo;Yes.&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But surely,&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;surely they were
+not so silly as to get married when he was sober, were
+they?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It seemed, however, that they were.&nbsp; To save the expense
+and avoid the chaff that would have attended a marriage in
+Castellinaria, they went to the next village for a couple of days
+and returned married.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But when the man,&rdquo; said Peppino, &ldquo;must be
+finding the courage in the bottle, this is not a good
+thing.&nbsp; The <!-- page 25--><a name="page25"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 25</span>courage for the happy marriage must
+be in the heart.&nbsp; We know that good wine it is sincero, it
+makes to be speaking the truth; yes, very likely.&nbsp; But the
+wine it is sometimes traditore, it can also be telling
+the&mdash;what is bugia?&nbsp; Excuse me, it is the
+lie.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And so Letterio is married?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here, he was married.&nbsp; Now I shall tell
+you.&nbsp; Oh! what a bad woman she was!&nbsp; Impossible to keep
+her in the albergo.&nbsp; &lsquo;Please go away, Letterio; I am
+very sorry; you and your wife also.&rsquo;&nbsp; And went away,
+to his home in Messina and his wife also.&nbsp; In the winter was
+coming the disaster, the terremoto, the earthquake, and the city
+was finished to be consumed and the train was bringing the
+fugitives all day and all night.&nbsp; I was down to the station,
+Brancaccia was making ready the beds, Carmelo was driving them up
+and was bringing more and then more&mdash;broken people, also
+whole people, all without nothing, very undressed, and the
+albergo was became a hospital, a refugio, and the doctors were
+committing operations upon them in the bedrooms and were curing
+them and curing them till they died and went away in the
+cimitero&mdash;Oh! it was very pitiful&mdash;and sometimes they
+were repairing them and sending them away in the train.&nbsp; And
+I was making the journey with the hopeness to un-dig
+Letterio.&nbsp; During three days was I searching the mournful
+ruins of Messina but I don&rsquo;t be finding Letterio, nor alive
+nor dead, nor his wife, and I am unhappy; also Brancaccia is
+unhappy.&nbsp; This is why she was now going away with
+Ricuzzu.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! I thought probably the baby had&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, many times that is the explication, but this time
+it is other; it is that she don&rsquo;t like to be hearing the
+story of Letterio.&nbsp; I shall tell you that Brancaccia is a
+gentle person, very tender in the heart.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I agreed, &ldquo;of course she is.&nbsp;
+But are not you both making too much of this?&nbsp; You could not
+have known there would be an earthquake in Messina.&nbsp; If
+there was to <!-- page 26--><a name="page26"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 26</span>be one it might have been in some
+other city, and they would not have been destroyed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here; perhaps she was not a so bad woman; perhaps
+some day she would be making a little Ricuzzu and would be
+learning to be a good woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She might learn very slowly or not at all; and think of
+her poor husband all the time!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let us talk of something other.&nbsp; Do you remember
+Alfio Mascaluc&iacute;a?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps; what did he do?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You were always calling him Bellini.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In the barber&rsquo;s shop opposite?&nbsp; Of course, I
+remember him, but I had no idea he had such a magnificent name or
+I never should have dared to take liberties with it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I remembered him very well.&nbsp; I remembered going into the
+shop one day and he was alone, busy writing at a table in the
+corner.&nbsp; He said he was composing a polka.&nbsp; He had
+ruled his own staves because, like Schubert, he could not afford
+to buy music paper; he wanted all the money he could save to pay
+a publisher to publish his polka&mdash;just as we do in
+England&mdash;and if it succeeded his fortune would be
+made.&nbsp; I felt a sinking at the heart, as though he was
+telling me he had been gazing on the mirage of the lottery until
+he had dreamt a number.&nbsp; He had filled about two pages and a
+half with polka stuff, but had not yet composed the
+conclusion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You see, what I must do is to make it arrive there
+where the bars end&rdquo; (he had drawn his bar lines by
+anticipation); &ldquo;that will not be difficult; it is the
+beginning that is difficult&mdash;the tema.&nbsp; It does not
+much matter now what I write for the coda in those empty bars,
+but I must fill them all with something.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I said, &ldquo;Yes.&nbsp; That, of course&mdash;well, of
+course, that is the proper spirit in which to compose a
+polka.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>As I had shown myself so intelligent, he often talked to me
+about his music and his studies; he had an Italian translation of
+Cherubini&rsquo;s <i>Treatise</i>, and had nearly finished <!--
+page 27--><a name="page27"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+27</span>all the exercises down to the end of florid counterpoint
+in four parts.&nbsp; His professor was much pleased with him, and
+had congratulated him upon possessing a mind full of resource and
+originality&mdash;just the sort of mind that is required for
+composing music of the highest class.&nbsp; He explained to me
+that counterpoint is a microcosm.&nbsp; In life we have destiny
+from which there is no escape; in counterpoint we have the canto
+fermo of which not a note may be altered.&nbsp; Destiny, like the
+canto fermo, is dictated for us by One who is more learned and
+more skilful than we; it is for us to accept what is given, and
+to compose a counterpoint, many counterpoints, that shall flow
+over and under and through, without breaking any of the rules,
+until we reach the full close, which is the inevitable end of
+both counterpoint and life.</p>
+<p>I called him Bellini because he told me that the composer of
+<i>Norma</i> had attained to a proficiency in counterpoint which
+was miraculous, and that he was the greatest musician the world
+had ever known.&nbsp; This high praise was given to Bellini
+partly, of course, because he was a native of Catania.&nbsp;
+London is a long way from Catania, and in England perhaps we
+rather neglect Italian music of the early part of last
+century.&nbsp; Once, at Casale-Monferrato, I heard a travelling
+company do <i>I Puritani</i>; they did it extremely well, and I
+thought the music charming, especially one sparkling little tune
+sung by Sir Giorgio to warn Sir Riccardo that if he should see a
+couple of fantasmas they would be those of Elvira and Lord
+Arturo.&nbsp; Alfio may have been thinking of the maxim,
+&ldquo;Ars est celare artem,&rdquo; and may have meant to say
+that Bellini had shown himself a more learned contrapuntist than
+(say) Bach, by concealing his contrapuntal skill more effectually
+than Bach had managed to conceal his in the <i>Mass in B
+minor</i>.&nbsp; While my hair was being cut I examined the polka
+with interest; it was quite carefully done, the bass was figured
+all through and the discords were all resolved in the orthodox
+manner; after the shop <!-- page 28--><a name="page28"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 28</span>was shut he came over to the albergo
+and played it to us on the piano in the salon.&nbsp; I should say
+it was a very good polka, as polkas go, and certainly more in the
+manner of the Catanian maestro than in that of the Leipzig
+cantor.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what about Alfio?&rdquo; I asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did
+he also marry a bad woman?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then Peppino told me the story of the Figlio di Etna.&nbsp; He
+called him this because he came from a village on the slopes of
+the volcano, where his parents kept a small inn, the Albergo
+Mongibello, and where also lived his cousin Maria, to whom he was
+engaged.&nbsp; In the days when he used to talk to me about his
+counterpoint, Alfio was about twenty-four, and always so
+exceedingly cheerful and full of his music that no one would have
+suspected that his private life was being carried on in an
+inferno, yet so it was; a widow had fallen in love with him, and
+had insisted on his living with her.&nbsp; &ldquo;And look
+here,&rdquo; said Peppino, &ldquo;the bad day for Alfio was the
+day when he went to the house of the widow.&rdquo;&nbsp; He was
+too much galantuomo to resist; he had not forgotten Maria but he
+thought she could wait, and besides, he was at first flattered by
+the widow&rsquo;s attentions and amused by the novelty of the
+situation; but he never cared for the widow, and soon his chains
+became unbearable.&nbsp; As Peppino said, &ldquo;There
+don&rsquo;t be some word to tell the infernalness it is when you
+are loved by the woman you hate.&rdquo;&nbsp; He exercised his
+contrapuntal ingenuity by devising schemes for circumventing this
+troublesome passage in the canto fermo of his life without
+breaking any of the rules, and finally hit upon the device of
+running away.&nbsp; So many men in a similar difficulty have done
+the same thing, that his professor, and even the stern Cherubini
+himself, would have condemned the progression less on account of
+its harshness and irregularity than because of its lack of
+originality.&nbsp; He scraped together about fifty francs and
+disappeared to Livorno where he soon found work in a
+barber&rsquo;s shop, cutting hair, trimming and shaving beards
+and whiskers, <!-- page 29--><a name="page29"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 29</span>and making wigs for the
+theatre.&nbsp; He wrote the widow two letters containing nothing
+but conventional compliments, and displayed his resource and
+originality by posting one in the country and sending the other
+to a friend in Genoa who posted it there.</p>
+<p>After about three months of freedom, counterpoint and
+hair-dressing, he was sent for to return to his village for a few
+days and vote; Peppino anticipated my inquiry about the money for
+the journey by protesting that he knew nothing about the details
+of politics.&nbsp; However it may have been managed, Alfio got
+leave from his employer, went home and voted.&nbsp; He said
+nothing about the widow, but he promised Maria to return and
+marry her in a year, when he should have saved enough
+money.&nbsp; He did not know how he was going to do it, but he
+had to say something.&nbsp; Then the silly fellow must needs go
+for a day to Castellinaria to salute his friends in the
+barber&rsquo;s shop there&mdash;just as murderers seem never to
+learn that it is injudicious to re-visit the scenes of their
+crimes.&nbsp; Naturally the widow heard of his being in the town,
+they met in the street and had a terrible row.&nbsp; What
+frightened poor Alfio most was a sort of half persuasion that
+perhaps he had behaved badly to her.&nbsp; But he did not relent;
+he returned to his village, bade farewell to his family, embraced
+his adorata mamma, renewed his promise to Maria, went down to
+Catania, entered the station and turned pale as he saw the widow
+sitting in a corner with a parcel and a bundle.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where are you going?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am coming with you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He had let out that he would return to Livorno in a few days,
+and she had resolved to accompany him, wherever he might be
+going.&nbsp; She had sold all her furniture in a hurry and come
+to Catania, knowing that he must start from there.&nbsp; She
+waited for him inside the station when it was open, outside when
+it was shut; she had to wait four days and four nights.&nbsp; She
+refused to leave him.&nbsp; She bought her own ticket and
+travelled with him.&nbsp; They <!-- page 30--><a
+name="page30"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 30</span>settled down
+in Livorno&mdash;if that can be called settling down which was a
+continual hurly-burly; the only repose about it appeared in the
+bar&rsquo;s rests to which poor Alfio&rsquo;s counterpoint was
+now reduced.&nbsp; He grew irritable, abused her and beat her;
+but she was one of those women who love their man more
+passionately the more he knocks them about.&nbsp; Maria sent him
+a post-card for his onomastico, and the widow got hold of
+it.&nbsp; This led to his leaving the house for a few nights, but
+she had always taken his money for housekeeping, so he had not
+enough to leave the town, and she came to the shop in the daytime
+and made such a disturbance that he was frightened into
+returning.&nbsp; He dreamt of disguising himself in one of his
+own theatrical wigs and escaping so, but the idea was too like
+some of those contrapuntal combinations which, as Cherubini says,
+may be employed in a study-fugue, but which in practical music,
+as in practical life, have to be weeded out by artificial
+selection.</p>
+<p>Then his mother fell ill, and the family sent him the money to
+go home to embrace her.&nbsp; The widow had put some of his money
+by for an emergency.&nbsp; She was not going to lose sight of him
+again, especially now that she knew about Maria; she bought a
+ticket and came too.&nbsp; They spent the night at her
+brother&rsquo;s house in Catania and Alfio was to go next day to
+his village.&nbsp; She said she would come too, he said that
+nothing would induce him to take her with him.&nbsp; She implored
+and stormed and spat and swore, knowing all the time she could
+not appear in his village as belonging to him, and fearing that
+he intended to manipulate his going home alone into a way of
+escape.&nbsp; She pretended to acquiesce but, in the morning, as
+he was passing through the Quattro Canti she was there, disguised
+as a man in her brother&rsquo;s clothes, and before Alfio could
+recognise her she had stabbed him in the back and he fell down
+dead.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But, Peppino,&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;this is a
+worse tragedy than the other.&nbsp; What a horrible
+woman!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 31--><a name="page31"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+31</span>&ldquo;The Padre Eterno was very angry that day when he
+made the bad woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where is she now?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In prison.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is no satisfaction to poor Alfio.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; and not satisfaction to his family.&nbsp; His
+mother died of grief during that they were telling her his
+murder.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And Maria?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Maria is telling that she would becoming a
+monkey-woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you mean?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you say in English the lady-priest, the
+monaca?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! yes,&mdash;a nun.&nbsp; But it seems a pity she
+should take such a serious step.&nbsp; It is a dreadful story,
+Peppino.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes; and I am fortunate because I also meet the bad
+woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Was Alfio&rsquo;s widow a friend of yours?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; I meet her in London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m glad she did not stab you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not the widow&mdash;some other woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t quite understand.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is difficult to understand&mdash;difficult to be
+sure when it is the bad woman.&nbsp; The bad woman is like
+mosquitoes&mdash;not wanted but would not go away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tell me what happened.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When I was in London, I was at this place where is
+the&mdash;please, what is campo?&nbsp; No, not campo, but where
+is the beast with the horn in the head&mdash;the
+cervo?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! yes, the deer.&nbsp; You mean the Zoological
+Gardens.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no.&nbsp; This place where is the villa with the
+red palazzo and the chief labours of painting and beds and
+chinesy images are over the place where is coming the fire in the
+winter-time, and on the wall is also the armatura and the deer it
+is in the trees on the side of the river.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I believe you mean Hampton Court.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 32--><a name="page32"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+32</span>&ldquo;Yes, and was telling to the lady&mdash;she was a
+very kind lady&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But please, what lady?&nbsp; Alfio&rsquo;s widow was
+not at Hampton Court?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She was the wife of the plumber.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am afraid I am very stupid, Peppino, but I
+don&rsquo;t seem to get hold of it.&nbsp; Who is the
+plumber?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I meet him at Margate; also his lady, his wife; they
+invite me to their house; I accept their invitation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But Margate is not Hampton Court.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, they inhabit Hampton Court; they go to Margate for
+the villeggiatura, for the&mdash;how do you say?&mdash;for the
+baths of the sea.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, now I understand.&nbsp; You met them at Margate and
+they invited you to call on them at their house at Hampton
+Court.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, yes.&nbsp; And when I arrive, the husband,
+the plumber, he went away with his tools for his work in a sack,
+and his lady she says to me, &lsquo;Please sit down.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+And we talk together.&nbsp; She was a very kind lady.&nbsp; And
+presently&mdash;she was on the sofa by the window and I was in a
+chair by the fire&mdash;presently her husband return.&nbsp; I was
+like a fish not in his water, but oh! it was my salvation.&nbsp;
+Why must he be leaving us together?&nbsp; She was a very kind
+lady.&nbsp; And then to be returning without noise, so soon and
+so sudden.&nbsp; Do you think&mdash;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I did not know.&nbsp; It looked rather like it, but the
+psychology of the Hampton Court plumber resembles the Italian
+music of the early part of last century in that it is but little
+studied among us.&nbsp; So I congratulated him on his escape, and
+inquired whether any of Alfio&rsquo;s compositions had been
+published.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Alfio don&rsquo;t be writing no
+compositions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He told me he was composing music.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Alfio never compose something.&nbsp; Too busy.&nbsp;
+Look here, the student that shall be always making the exercise
+he don&rsquo;t be never composing the music.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 33--><a name="page33"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+33</span>&ldquo;But that polka?&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you remember he
+came over to the albergo and played us his polka?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Alfio don&rsquo;t write the polka.&nbsp; His professor
+gave him the polka to copy for study.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! I see.&nbsp; Well, now don&rsquo;t you think we
+have had enough tragedies?&nbsp; Has nothing pleasant happened in
+the town since&mdash;?&nbsp; What a stupid question!&nbsp; Here
+is Brancaccia bringing the answer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Brancaccia not only brought the baby, she also brought to show
+me the clothes in which he had been christened, just as on my
+last visit, before he was born, she had brought and shown me the
+clothes in which she had been married.&nbsp; I have a confused
+recollection of fine muslin and embroidery and pretty gay
+ribbons.&nbsp; I remember more clearly her necklace of Sicilian
+amber which has been in the family for generations and, in the
+natural order of things, will one day be passed on to the wife of
+Ricuzzu.&nbsp; Each piece of amber is circular, flat underneath
+and convex above, and is surrounded with a fine golden band
+whereby it is joined to the next, side by side.&nbsp; The two
+smallest, at the back of the wearer&rsquo;s neck, near the clasp,
+are about as big as threepenny bits, and the pieces increase in
+size through sixpences, shillings, florins, half-crowns, until
+the one in the middle on her breast is nearly as large as a
+five-shilling piece.&nbsp; They are all sorts of colours,
+honey-yellow, rich orange, Venetian red, brown sherry, some clear
+and some clouded, some have insects in them, some when held
+properly in the sunlight, have a fluorescent, hazy tinge like the
+blue in a horse&rsquo;s eye, some are a peacock-green and others
+a deep purple.&nbsp; The largest piece is green, and has objects
+in it which Brancaccia says are cherry-blossoms.&nbsp; Peppino
+accepts his wife&rsquo;s view because it amuses him to call this
+piece The Field of Enna, where Proserpine was gathering flowers
+when Pluto carried her off, and these are the flowers she was
+gathering.&nbsp; But he knows that this kind of amber is called
+Simetite, because it is the fossilised resin of some prehistoric
+tree that used to grow <!-- page 34--><a name="page34"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 34</span>on the upper reaches of the river
+Simeto which rises at the back of Etna, beyond Bronte, and falls
+into the sea near Catania; whereas Castrogiovanni, which is the
+modern Enna, is not on the Simeto.&nbsp; Castrogiovanni is,
+however, not far from the upper part of another river, which
+falls into the Simeto near the sea.&nbsp; And he argues that if
+The Field of Enna was washed down the Castrogiovanni river it may
+still have exuded from a tree of the same kind as those that used
+to grow on the Simeto, and in any case it had to pass through the
+mouth of the Simeto before reaching the sea, and so it may be
+called Simetite.&nbsp; Having got into the sea, it was thrown up
+in a storm or found in a fisherman&rsquo;s net.</p>
+<p>Then I must be shown the mule, with his beautiful harness, and
+the new cart which Ricuzzu had received as a birthday present
+from his grandfather; so we went to the stable.&nbsp; The cart
+was painted with the story of Orlando&rsquo;s madness, showing
+first how he had gone to bed in his boots; or rather how he lay
+outside a bed that was too short for him with all his armour on,
+like a lobster on a dish.&nbsp; This occurred in the house of a
+contadino who was standing with a lighted candle in his hand and
+had brought his wife.&nbsp; They did not know to whom they were
+speaking, and were telling him that the room had been occupied
+last by a knight and his lady and that the lady, in gratitude for
+their hospitality, had given the contadina a bracelet, saying
+that she had received it as a present from Orlando.&nbsp; And
+Orlando was exclaiming:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Show me that bracelet.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the second picture the contadina had brought the bracelet,
+and Orlando was sitting up, contemplating it and saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is the bracelet which I gave to Angelica.&nbsp; The
+last occupants of this bed must have been that fatal woman and
+her husband Medoro.&nbsp; I am Orlando Paladino.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>These were the two panels on one side of the cart.&nbsp; On
+the other side, the third picture showed Orlando, who had <!--
+page 35--><a name="page35"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+35</span>got off the bed, and was standing up delivering a long
+&ldquo;Addio&rdquo; in the manner of Othello&mdash;one could
+almost hear the words: &ldquo;Orlando&rsquo;s occupation&rsquo;s
+gone.&rdquo;&nbsp; The contadino and his wife were furtively
+leaving the room, perhaps because poetry bored these simple folk,
+but it may have been because Orlando, having no further use for
+his arms, was punctuating his speech by throwing away first la
+Durlindana, next his shield, then his helmet, his cuirass, front
+and back, his leggings, and his shirt.</p>
+<p>In the last picture he had nothing on but a pair of short
+white drawers; he had gone quite mad and had knocked down the
+house; its fall revealed a smiling landscape across which
+peasants and sheep were escaping, and the trees shook with the
+violence of his fury.&nbsp; He was catching some of the peasants
+and throwing them away, shouting and cursing that fatal woman,
+and struggling to drown the music and the drum, which made a
+crescendo till the curtain fell.&nbsp; I should have recognised
+it even if the pictures had not had titles, because I had
+recently seen it in a marionette theatre.</p>
+<p>The harness cost as much as the cart, and it took a month to
+make it.&nbsp; It was of leather, wood and metal, tasselled with
+gold and silver and wool of many colours; here and there were
+sparkling bits of looking-glass, and little pictures of ladies;
+here and there circles and crescents of blue and red felt, and
+little pictures of cupids and angels.&nbsp; Other spaces were
+covered with silver tinsel and spangles.&nbsp; There were spread
+eagles and horses&rsquo; heads and two bouquets of artificial
+flowers.&nbsp; There was a St. George and the Dragon carved in
+wood and painted, there were bells and ribbons, and two trophies
+of coloured feathers, one for the head and another for the back,
+each more magnificent, and three or four times larger, than the
+plume which the maresciallo dei carabinieri wears with his gala
+uniform.</p>
+<h3><!-- page 36--><a name="page36"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+36</span>CHAPTER II<br />
+FESTA RIMANDATA</h3>
+<p>One day the bells were ringing for the festa of S. Somebody,
+but it was not really his day.&nbsp; Peppino told me that his
+proper day had been stormy or unsympathetic or the people had had
+some crops to get in or something else to do, and so the saint
+had had his festa shifted; or it may have been because some
+greater festival had fallen on S. Somebody&rsquo;s day owing to
+the mutability of Easter or for some other reason.&nbsp; I had
+been wishing I could have been at Castellinaria for the first
+anniversary of Ricuzzu&rsquo;s birth, I ought to have wished to
+be there for the festa of S. Enrico, but I did not know when it
+fell, nor did Peppino; but if festas might be transferred in this
+easy way, perhaps we might keep it now and find out afterwards to
+what extent it had been shifted.&nbsp; It would have been no use
+consulting the baby&mdash;besides, he would have been sure to
+agree&mdash;so as they were not very busy in the albergo it was
+decided that next day we would keep the onomastico of Ricuzzu and
+his padrino by driving down to the shore, throwing stones into
+the sea, and perhaps eating a couple of peperoni with a drop of
+oil and vinegar and a pinch of salt.</p>
+<p>Next morning the mule, the cart and the harness were brought
+out; it was the first time they had all been used together, and
+when Peppino and Carmelo had harnessed the little beast, he
+trotted up and down in the sunshine as proud as though he had
+been clothed in a rainbow and freshened up with dewdrops.</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;Do you keep the onomastico of the mule
+also?&nbsp; It seems to me that he is as much pleased with
+himself as anyone.&nbsp; He looks as though he thought everything
+belonged to him.&nbsp; What is his name and when is his
+day?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 37--><a name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+37</span>&ldquo;We call him Guido Santo,&rdquo; replied
+Peppino.&nbsp; &ldquo;We will make it his festa also and
+afterwards we shall be discovering his day in the
+calendario.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And if it comes to that,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;why
+shouldn&rsquo;t we include you and Brancaccia?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bravo!&rdquo; shouted Peppino, &ldquo;and Carmelo
+also.&nbsp; Festa rimandata per tutti!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A chair for Brancaccia and the baby was tied in the cart among
+a multitude of parcels and baskets about which I thought it
+better not to inquire.&nbsp; Peppino and I sat on the floor in
+front, like the driver and his mate on an illustrated post-card,
+with our feet dangling down between the shafts among the
+mule&rsquo;s hind legs.&nbsp; Carmelo started us off and got in
+behind, and we drove to the sea, not the way to the station and
+the port, but by the road that descends on the other side of the
+headland.&nbsp; We passed by groves of lemon, star-scattered with
+fruit and blossom and enclosed in rough walls of black lava; by
+the grey-green straggling of the prickly pears and by vines
+climbing up their canes.&nbsp; We caught glimpses of promontories
+dotted with pink and white cottages and of the thread of foam
+that outlines the curve of the bay where a train was busily
+puffing along by the stony, brown beach, showing how much a
+little movement will tell in a still landscape.&nbsp; Behind the
+shimmering olives, first on one side, then on the other as we
+turned with the zig-zags of the dusty road, was the purple blue
+of the sea flecked with the white sails of fishing-boats and with
+the crests of whiter waves.&nbsp; Every one we met looked at us
+and admired the splendour of the cart and the sparkling newness
+of the harness until they caught sight of Brancaccia and the
+baby, and then they saw nothing but their beauty.&nbsp; We met
+the man who was riding up from the fishing village with baskets
+of fish for the town because it was Friday.&nbsp; Peppino and
+Carmelo disputed as to the amount he was carrying, and agreed at
+last that it must be about a hundred kilogrammes, partly by the
+quantity and partly because it had been <!-- page 38--><a
+name="page38"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 38</span>good weather
+for fishing; when it is bad he cannot bring more than thirty,
+forty or fifty.</p>
+<p>Peppino told me that our mule was the offspring of an ass and
+a mare.&nbsp; These, he says, are better than those born of a
+horse and a she-ass.&nbsp; Mules can be male or female, and Guido
+Santo was a male but, except for the fact that the males are
+stronger than the females, the sex of a creature that is
+incapable of reproducing itself is not a very interesting
+subject.&nbsp; Our mule was still young, and had not yet learnt
+the use of corners, nor how to pass things in the road.&nbsp;
+Carmelo often had to get down and continue his education.&nbsp;
+After one of these lessons he lighted his pipe with a sulphur
+match which tainted the morning air and offended Ricuzzu; but
+almost immediately we came to a forge and the blacksmith was
+striking a piece of iron on his anvil.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ricuzzu bello,&rdquo; said Brancaccia, &ldquo;listen to
+the pretty music.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And Ricuzzu listened and laughed; the pleasant acid flavour of
+the note as it followed us corrected the sulphur, and he put up
+his face for a kiss.&nbsp; Brancaccia knew how to smooth away his
+troubles and how to deserve his thanks.</p>
+<p>We passed a boy singing, and I said how pleasant it was to
+hear a real Sicilian melody sung by a modern Theocritus about the
+delights of his own country.&nbsp; But Peppino soon put a stop to
+that.&nbsp; The boy was one of a theatrical company that had
+arrived in the town from Piedmont where the song was popular; he
+did not know all the words, but it contained these:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Mamma mia, dammi cento lire<br />
+Ch&egrave; in America voglio andar.<br />
+Mother darling, give me a hundred lire<br />
+For I want to be off to the States.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;Are they acting here?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They are reciting <i>Il Diavolo Verde</i>.&nbsp; You
+don&rsquo;t will go and see this evening?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 39--><a name="page39"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+39</span>&ldquo;If Brancaccia is not too tired, let us finish up
+Ricuzzu&rsquo;s festa by a visit to the theatre.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The baby was wide awake all the time, observing everything,
+and much interested.&nbsp; I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I believe Ricuzzu understands that we are keeping his
+onomastico.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, yes,&rdquo; replied Peppino; &ldquo;Ricuzzu
+very intelligent.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I believe he even understands that it is not S.
+Enrico&rsquo;s day, and appreciates the idea of keeping his festa
+when it is convenient for everyone.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, yes; the idea is the thing.&nbsp; Always it
+is the idea.&nbsp; Did you know the idea of the girl who went to
+confess?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not now.&nbsp; Please expect.&nbsp; I am too much busy
+with Guido Santo.&nbsp; Please, when we shall be
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On arriving at the shore we first found a cove where
+Brancaccia and Ricuzzu could be comfortable while Peppino,
+Carmelo and I went a little way off into a secluded place behind
+the rocks, undressed and bathed.&nbsp; We swam round and saluted
+the mother and child in their cove, but could not get near enough
+to splash them because the water was only a few inches deep near
+the shore and the proprieties had to be observed.&nbsp; When we
+were tired of swimming we came out and dressed.&nbsp; Then I took
+the baby while Peppino and Brancaccia went round into our
+dressing-room and he superintended her bath.&nbsp; Carmelo, in
+the meantime constructed a fireplace among the rocks and got his
+cooking things and all the parcels and baskets out of the
+cart.&nbsp; Peppino and Brancaccia returned, and we found a
+shallow, shady pool with a sandy bottom, undressed Ricuzzu, and
+put him into it.&nbsp; I observed that the baby&rsquo;s clothes
+were reefed with safety pins, but I said nothing about it,
+thinking the reefs could be let out when he had attained twice
+the age he was when they were bought.&nbsp; The proprieties did
+not matter with this bather, who <!-- page 40--><a
+name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 40</span>soon learnt
+how to splash us.&nbsp; It may have been his padrino&rsquo;s
+vanity, but I thought he laughed loudest when he succeeded in
+splashing me.</p>
+<p>The couple of peperoni had swelled into a regular
+colazione.&nbsp; First, of course, we had pasta, this time it was
+called lingue di passeri (sparrows&rsquo; tongues), they have
+fifty different names for it according to its size and shape, but
+it is always pasta.&nbsp; Carmelo made a sauce for it over his
+fire with oil, onions, extract of tomatoes, and certain herbs;
+the recipe is a secret which is to be imparted to Ricuzzu when he
+is fifteen, but I think Brancaccia has already guessed it, though
+she is not supposed to know.&nbsp; As a rule, I try to get only
+half as much pasta as a Sicilian takes, and of that I can only
+eat half, but on this occasion, either because of Carmelo&rsquo;s
+cooking or the sea breeze, or the presence of Ricuzzu, I ate it
+all, and it made me feel like Rinaldo after the terrible fight in
+which he kills the centaur and stands at the wings panting for
+breath.</p>
+<p>The pasta was followed by bacon and figs&mdash;an unexpectedly
+delicious combination; the bacon is uncooked and cut very thin,
+the figs are fresh and ripe, but it would not do in England
+because, although one could probably find the bacon in Soho, our
+figs never attain to Sicilian ripeness.&nbsp; Carmelo then
+surpassed himself with a pollo alla cacciatora, after which we
+had a mixed fry of all sorts of fish.&nbsp; Peaches out of the
+garden and cheese followed.&nbsp; Also we drank Peppino&rsquo;s
+own wine made from the grapes he had planted with his own hands
+and trodden with his own feet, and there was coffee with the
+cigarettes.</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;I did not know Carmelo was a cook, I thought he
+was a coachman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Also is he a cook.&nbsp; Also the nurse of
+Ricuzzu.&nbsp; Also a waiter.&nbsp; Very good boy Carmelo.&nbsp;
+We took him when Letterio went away.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And Brancaccia is not afraid to have him as
+Ricuzzu&rsquo;s nurse?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Afraid?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; Why?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 41--><a name="page41"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+41</span>&ldquo;Because he has been in prison for stabbing his
+friend.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, in prison.&nbsp; But his friend was a bad man,
+was taking away Carmelo&rsquo;s girl.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did the friend marry Carmelo&rsquo;s girl?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, and Carmelo got another girl.&nbsp; Plenty girls
+very fond of Carmelo.&nbsp; Look here, the girls always are
+liking the boy that has been in prison.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes; well, of course, one can understand that.&nbsp; By
+the by, what was that about the girl who went to
+confess?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you know what is confess?&nbsp; All right, I shall
+tell you.&nbsp; The box is inside for the priest behind the
+railings, and the other place that is open is for the man or the
+woman that have sinned.&nbsp; And the girl is coming and is
+saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;My father, I have sinned.&nbsp; I had the idea
+to rob my sister of a hen, but I would not do it.&nbsp; What is
+this?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The father was telling, &lsquo;It is a very bad
+idea.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And the girl was repeating that she don&rsquo;t be
+doing the wickedness, only the idea.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Never mind,&rsquo; was telling the father,
+&lsquo;it is the idea that is the thing, and you would be fined
+with five francs to the church to make the Messa and the church
+would give the Messa for the sin and the sin would be delivered
+after the Messa.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The girl takes from her pocket the five francs and put
+to the railings.&nbsp; The father is telling:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;It is not possible to touch.&nbsp; Please give
+me from the door.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The girl was answering:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Never mind; you have the idea to take the money
+and it is the idea that is the thing.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you understand?&nbsp; All right, please take to
+eat.&nbsp; Some more fish?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, thank you,&rdquo; I replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Please take some more pollo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you, Peppino, I have eaten too much
+already.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Please take to the drink.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 42--><a name="page42"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+42</span>&ldquo;I have had quite enough, thank you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some more wine?&nbsp; Do not think about
+Letterio.&nbsp; You shall not be meeting your dolce
+cuore&mdash;your sweetheart, this day.&nbsp; You have not yet
+taken one glass.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Excuse me, I have drunk quite as much as is good for
+me&mdash;much more than a glass&mdash;nearly a bottle.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is good till you shall drink the three glasses of
+Noah.&nbsp; Did you know what is the glass of Noah?&nbsp; All
+right, I shall tell you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then he told me about Noah and the Devil.</p>
+<p>The patriarch Noah was working in his field one day when the
+Devil came along, put his arms on top of the gate, and looking
+over, said in a friendly way:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good morning, Mr. Noah.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good morning, Mr. Devil,&rdquo; replied Noah.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And what can I do for you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do not let me interrupt; you seem busy this
+morning.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; replied Noah; &ldquo;I am planting the
+vine.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oho!&rdquo; said the Devil, &ldquo;but this is rather
+interesting.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So he slipped inside the field and took a seat on a large
+white stone.&nbsp; Noah went on with his work.</p>
+<p>A lion was prowling round and came through the gate which the
+Devil had carelessly left open.&nbsp; The Devil killed the lion
+and watered the vine with its blood.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish you wouldn&rsquo;t do that,&rdquo; said Noah
+testily.</p>
+<p>The Devil paid no attention.&nbsp; A monkey dropped down from
+a tree and came skipping up to them to see what was going
+on.&nbsp; The Devil killed the monkey and watered the vine with
+its blood.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Can&rsquo;t you leave the poor beasts alone?&rdquo;
+said Noah, who had always deprecated cruelty to animals, and was
+beginning to lose his temper.</p>
+<p>The Devil paid no attention.&nbsp; A pig was wallowing in the
+mud close by&mdash;there had been a good deal of rain
+lately.&nbsp; The Devil killed the pig and watered the vine with
+its blood.</p>
+<p>This was too much for Noah.&nbsp; He shouted:
+&ldquo;Haven&rsquo;t <!-- page 43--><a name="page43"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 43</span>you got any work of your own to do,
+you lazy devil?&rdquo;&nbsp; He was so angry he forgot to say
+&ldquo;Mr.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;You had better go home; your
+dinner will be getting cold.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Hot&rsquo; you mean,&rdquo; replied the Devil,
+looking for his hat, which had fallen behind the large white
+stone.&nbsp; &ldquo;What an ungrateful husbandman you are!&nbsp;
+I have been helping you to make your wine.&nbsp; When you have
+drunk the first glass, you will feel strong and behave
+furiously.&nbsp; When you have drunk the second glass, you will
+forget how to think for yourself, you will imitate other people
+and behave foolishly.&nbsp; When you have drunk the third
+glass&mdash;Need I continue?&nbsp; I think not.&nbsp; Good
+morning.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Whereupon the Devil put his hands into his pockets, tucked his
+tail up under his left arm and swaggered away, thinking of his
+next job and whistling &ldquo;La Donna &egrave;
+Mobile.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And the glass of Noah,&rdquo; said Peppino in
+conclusion, &ldquo;was containing one bottle.&nbsp; Did you
+understand?&nbsp; All right; I give you a medal.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope it will be a real medal and not like the idea of
+the girl.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We shall see.&nbsp; Please take to drink the milk of
+Ricuzzu.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The baby had had one bottle of milk, but there was another
+ready for him.&nbsp; I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Peppino, I could not eat or drink another
+mouthful of anything.&nbsp; I could not even eat a slice of
+Ricuzzu himself; besides, I don&rsquo;t believe Carmelo knows how
+to cook babies&mdash;not so as to make them really
+tasty.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Brancaccia understood enough to know we were talking about
+Ricuzzu.&nbsp; She left off clearing away, and snatched the baby
+out of Carmelo&rsquo;s arms, whispering to me: &ldquo;I know it
+is all right, but I shall feel safer if I have him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Peppino, who was lying on his back, observed her agitation out
+of the corner of his eye and said to me, maliciously speaking
+Italian so that she should understand:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you would like to eat the baby, please say whether
+<!-- page 44--><a name="page44"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+44</span>Carmelo shall boil him or cut him up and stew him alla
+cacciatora.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you, no.&nbsp; I prefer Ricuzzu alive.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are a bad papa,&rdquo; said Brancaccia, &ldquo;and
+the compare is a good man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So she gave me the baby as a reward and slapped her
+husband&rsquo;s cheek as a punishment.&nbsp; Peppino naturally
+retaliated, and in a moment they were rolling over and over and
+bear-fighting like a couple of kittens at play, while Carmelo and
+I sat and laughed at them, and the baby crowed and clapped his
+hands and grew so excited I could scarcely hold him.</p>
+<p>There came a pause and Peppino said: &ldquo;My dear, if you
+will leave off boxing my ears I will tell you a
+secret.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Brancaccia instantly desisted and went and sat apart to
+recover herself.</p>
+<p>Peppino continued: &ldquo;I knew the compare would refuse to
+eat the baby.&nbsp; He does not like our Sicilian dishes.&nbsp;
+Every time he comes to see us it is a penitenza for him, because
+he cannot eat food grown in our island.&nbsp; But I know what I
+shall do.&nbsp; I shall send a telegram to London: &lsquo;English
+gentleman starving in Castellinaria.&nbsp; Please send at once
+one chop, one bottle of stout.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here,&rdquo; he continued, suddenly sitting up and
+becoming serious.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is the clime.&nbsp; Here is the
+country not adapted to the beast, few rain, few grass, few beefs,
+few muttons, and all too thin and the land is good only for the
+goats and we must be eating such things that are doing bad to the
+stomaco&mdash;the little chickens and the poor fishes and the
+pasta&mdash;not other.&nbsp; In England shall be falling always
+the rain and plenty grass shall be growing and the beefs and the
+muttons shall be fat and much nourishment shall come to those who
+are eating them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I said that if I could have chops and stout instead of the few
+odds and ends which Carmelo had managed to scrape together for
+our ridiculously inadequate luncheon, <!-- page 45--><a
+name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 45</span>of course I
+should stay at Castellinaria and never go home any more.</p>
+<p>So that was settled for the time, and Brancaccia, having put
+herself tidy, proposed a visit to the grottoes.&nbsp; Carmelo
+packed up his kitchen and took it off to the cart.&nbsp; On the
+way he met his cousin, borrowed his boat and came rowing in
+it&mdash;for Carmelo is also a fisherman.&nbsp; We got in and
+rowed round the promontory and into the caves.&nbsp; The baby was
+a good deal puzzled, he thought he was indoors, and yet it
+wasn&rsquo;t right, but he was pleased.&nbsp; When we were tired
+of the grottoes we rowed back, restored the boat to
+Carmelo&rsquo;s cousin, packed ourselves into the cart and Guido
+Santo took us up the zig-zags to Castellinaria after a day which
+we all enjoyed very much; Ricuzzu, who understood least, perhaps
+enjoyed it most, but then this baby enjoys everything.&nbsp; If
+we could have remanded his festa for a few years, instead of only
+a few days or weeks or whatever it was, he might have understood
+more and enjoyed less.</p>
+<p>Ricuzzu did not come to the theatre, he was supposed to be
+tired, so Brancaccia put him to bed and, leaving him with
+Carmelo, accompanied Peppino and me to see <i>Il Diavolo
+Verde</i>.&nbsp; We took our seats while the fianc&eacute;e of
+Don Giuseppe, assisted by her lady&rsquo;s-maid, was endeavouring
+to make up her mind.&nbsp; The difficulty was that Don Giovanni,
+the brother of Giuseppe, had sent her a case of jewels and, like
+Margherita, in <i>Faust</i>, she could not resist the temptation
+to try them on in front of a looking-glass.&nbsp; We saw in the
+glass the reflection of a devil in green with pink
+trimmings.&nbsp; He appeared to be standing behind her, looking
+over her shoulder, but he was not really present; it must have
+been a magic mirror.&nbsp; Don Giovanni came and denounced his
+brother who, he said, was a bastard and no gentleman, proving his
+words by the production of their father&rsquo;s will written on a
+sheet of brown paper which he always carried in his belt.&nbsp;
+This convinced the lady, and she went off with Giovanni.&nbsp;
+Don Giuseppe, <!-- page 46--><a name="page46"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 46</span>who had been carried away by armed
+men, escaped and returned to meditate on the crisis of his
+life.&nbsp; Remembering that the green devil was a retainer of
+his family, he summoned him and laid the case before him.&nbsp;
+This time the devil really came and told Giuseppe that there was
+a way out of his trouble, but that it would involve (1) the
+perdition of two souls, (2) the shedding of blood, (3) sacrilege,
+(4) perjury, and (5) all his courage.&nbsp; Don Giuseppe agreed
+and the curtain fell.</p>
+<p>The next act was in the cemetery in front of the tomb of the
+father of the two brothers.&nbsp; Don Giuseppe and the green
+devil came in, carrying another will, engrossed on brown paper,
+but not executed, a bottle of ink, and a quill pen.&nbsp; They
+stood in front of the door of the tomb and spoke some
+sacrilegious words.&nbsp; The door opened and revealed the corpse
+of the father like a Padre Eterno, standing upright, clothed in
+white, with a white face, a flowing white beard and white kid
+gloves.&nbsp; Brancaccia was, I believe, really as much
+frightened as Don Giuseppe pretended to be and I did not like
+it.&nbsp; The green devil encouraged his master to approach the
+corpse, which he did, first dipping the pen in the
+ink-bottle.&nbsp; He offered the pen and held in a convenient
+manner the new will which would put everything straight, begging
+his father to sign it.&nbsp; The corpse slowly raised its stiff
+right arm, took the pen in its hand and signed the will; it then
+dropped the pen on the ground, lowered its stiff right arm and
+the door of the tomb closed.&nbsp; Except for this, it did not
+move and it did not speak at all.&nbsp; It was a ghastly scene
+and the house was as still as though it had been empty.</p>
+<p>In the next act we returned to Don Giovanni whom we found
+playing dice with Fernando at an inn.&nbsp; When Fernando had
+lost his money and his jewellery and his lands and his castle and
+his furniture, he played for his wife, and Don Giovanni won her
+also.&nbsp; Whereupon Fernando wrote two letters to his wife,
+one, which they sent by a messenger, told her to come to the inn
+at once, the <!-- page 47--><a name="page47"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 47</span>other was for Don Giovanni to give to
+her when she came.&nbsp; Fernando then went away, leaving the
+coast clear, and the lady entered.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Don Giovanni</span>: Donna Inez, I love
+you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Donna Inez</span>: Silence, Sir.&nbsp; I
+am here to meet my husband.&nbsp; Where is he?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Don G</span> (<i>giving her the second
+letter</i>): He left this for you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Donna I</span> (<i>reads</i>): &ldquo;Dear
+Inez: We have been playing dice.&nbsp; Don Giovanni has
+won.&nbsp; You now belong to him.&nbsp; Your affectionate
+husband, Fernando.&rdquo;&nbsp; It cannot be!&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis
+false!&nbsp; My husband would never behave in so ungentlemanly a
+manner.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: On the contrary,
+Madama.&nbsp; And is not this his handwriting?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Now that I look at it again, it
+is.&nbsp; Ah, Cielo!&nbsp; Betrayed!&nbsp; Surely, Sir, you do
+not expect me to consent?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: Certainly I do.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Never.&nbsp; I am a Spanish
+lady of high degree.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: Inez, I love you.&nbsp; Be
+mine.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Are you of noble birth?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: Yes.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Are you valorous?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: Yes.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Don Giovanni (<i>hiding her
+face</i>), I love you!</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: My own, my beautiful one!</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: There is, however, one little
+difficulty about which, of course, you could have known
+nothing.&nbsp; Some years ago I foolishly took an oath.&nbsp; I
+swore I would be true to my husband during his life.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: Well, but&mdash;let me
+see&mdash;yes, I did bring my sword with me.&nbsp; Suppose I were
+to step round and run him through the heart&mdash;if you
+don&rsquo;t mind waiting?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: I&rsquo;m afraid it would be
+troubling you?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: Not at all.&nbsp; Any little
+thing of that kind.&nbsp; So glad you mentioned it.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Thanks.&nbsp; I suppose you
+could not manage to bring it off within sight of the window?</p>
+<p><!-- page 48--><a name="page48"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+48</span><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: I don&rsquo;t see why
+not.&nbsp; Anyhow, I&rsquo;ll do my best.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">[<i>Exit</i> <span
+class="smcap">Giov</span>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Waiter! (<i>Enter</i> <span
+class="smcap">Waiter</span>.)&nbsp; Lay the cloth for two (<i>She
+meditates while the waiter lays the cloth</i>.&nbsp; Exit <span
+class="smcap">Waiter</span>.)&nbsp; Being a Spanish lady of high
+degree, the only course open to me is suicide.&nbsp; Fortunately,
+this ring contains a dose of poison strong enough for two,
+otherwise I should have had to die unavenged or to send round to
+the chemist&rsquo;s for more.&nbsp; (<i>She pours out two glasses
+of wine</i>, <i>splits the contents of her ring between them</i>,
+<i>and goes to the window</i>.)&nbsp; Ah! here they come.&nbsp;
+It is annoying that they are so far off.&nbsp; I cannot
+distinguish them in the dark; however, they are fighting.&nbsp;
+Now one is killed and the other is coming in.&nbsp; I wonder
+which it will be.</p>
+<p><i>Enter</i> <span class="smcap">Don Giovanni</span>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: There! my own, my beautiful
+one.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m afraid you did not have a very good view,
+but your poor husband was such a damned bad swordsman that I
+inadvertently killed him before I could get him as near as I
+intended.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Well, I confess I should like
+to view the body, just to make sure you have not killed the wrong
+gentleman&ndash;-if you&rsquo;ve no objection?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: None whatever.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;ll find him in the gutter up the street, under the
+third lamp post.&nbsp; (<i>Exit</i> <span class="smcap">Donna
+Inez</span>.&nbsp; <span class="smcap">Don Giovanni</span>
+<i>observes the two glasses of wine and smells them
+suspiciously</i>.&nbsp; <i>Re-enter</i> <span class="smcap">Donna
+Inez</span>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Perfectly satisfactory and I
+thank you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: My own, my beautiful
+one!&nbsp; I love you!&nbsp; Be mine.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span>: Shall we not first have a
+little supper?&nbsp; You must be fatigued after your
+exertions.&nbsp; And see! here is a nice glass of wine for
+you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: After you, Madama.&nbsp;
+(<span class="smcap">Donna Inez</span> <i>hesitates to
+drink</i>.)&nbsp; You see, my beautiful one, I have had some
+experience in these matters, and now I never drink anything
+poured out for me by a lady unless she drinks some of it
+herself.</p>
+<p><!-- page 49--><a name="page49"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+49</span><span class="smcap">In</span> (<i>aside</i>): Being a
+Spanish lady of high degree I cannot possibly refuse.&nbsp; I can
+only trust that as he is of noble birth and valorous, he
+won&rsquo;t be such a blackguard as not to drink.&nbsp;
+(<i>Drinks</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Giov</span>: Brava!&nbsp; But&mdash;do you
+know?&mdash;after all, I think I should prefer a fresh bottle, if
+it&rsquo;s quite the same to you, my beautiful one.&nbsp; (<i>He
+empties his glass upon the floor</i>; <i>the wine flows about the
+stage in a stream of fire</i>.&nbsp; <span class="smcap">Donna
+Inez</span> <i>dies in agony</i>.&nbsp; <i>Exit</i> <span
+class="smcap">Don Giovanni</span> <i>laughing</i>.&nbsp;
+<i>Curtain</i>.)</p>
+<p>During the applause that followed, Brancaccia rose,
+exclaiming:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Such a thing could not possibly happen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She collected her wraps and we left the theatre, although the
+play was in nine acts and we had only seen three.&nbsp; As soon
+as we got home, she retired.&nbsp; I said to Peppino:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish we had not gone to that play.&nbsp; I am sure
+Brancaccia has been frightened by it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;not frightened.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But she&rsquo;s gone away to recover
+herself?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here, Brancaccia don&rsquo;t be thinking of the
+drama.&nbsp; She don&rsquo;t be thinking of nothing&mdash;only
+the baby.&nbsp; She go to see if Ricuzzu is sleeping.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 53--><a name="page53"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+53</span>PALERMO</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER III<br />
+MARIONETTISTS AT HOME</h3>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Alessandro Greco to the Author</span>.<br />
+<span class="smcap">Marionette Theatre</span>,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Piazza Nuova</span>, <span
+class="smcap">Palermo</span>,<br />
+4 <i>June</i>, 1909.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Enrico</span>,</p>
+<p>Since I last wrote to you there has been a continual to-do and
+no time for writing letters.&nbsp; What has been the to-do?&nbsp;
+Is it possible you have forgotten my telling you that I am
+studying to be a singer and that I take lessons every day?&nbsp;
+Now listen to this: Here in Palermo, a new opera was performed
+recently for the benefit of the victims of the earthquake at
+Messina.&nbsp; The story was taken from a great German romance
+and the music was composed by an Italian who is now in
+America.&nbsp; I was asked to sing as a supplementary
+tenor.&nbsp; We had a month of rehearsals and in the end the
+performance was splendidly successful.&nbsp; O my dear
+friend!&nbsp; If you had seen me on the stage!&nbsp; I was
+dressed as a warrior with a wig of curly hair and a pair of
+moustaches.&nbsp; I also received applause, and, when I appeared
+before the audience to bow my acknowledgments, I thought:
+&ldquo;Oh, if only my dear friend were present, how he would be
+applauding me!&rdquo;&nbsp; You will understand after that
+whether I have had any time to write to you; but now that things
+have calmed down a little and there is less going on I can write
+to you as much as you like.</p>
+<p>As you know, I am always busy in the teatrino; the other
+evening we repeated Samson, that play which you once saw
+here.&nbsp; If you will believe me, I was thinking of you the
+whole time because I remembered that when we gave it two years
+ago you were present.</p>
+<p><!-- page 54--><a name="page54"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+54</span>Just now in the <i>Story of the Paladins</i>, Orlando is
+throwing away his arms and running about naked in the woods, mad
+for love of Angelica; and soon we shall have the burning of
+Bizerta and the destruction of the Africans.&nbsp; This will
+finish in July and we shall then begin the <i>Story of Guido
+Santo</i>.</p>
+<p>What have you done with that photograph of myself which I gave
+you and which you put into your cigarette-case?&nbsp; Is still
+there, or have you lost it?&nbsp; I have often promised to send
+you another but have not done so because when you come to Palermo
+in September I hope we shall be photographed together, you and
+I.&nbsp; Nevertheless I send you this one now, it was taken by an
+English lady who came to the teatrino last summer; you see me
+getting into a rage with a paladin, I am talking seriously to him
+and swearing at him because he will not let me dress him
+properly.</p>
+<p>I will not prolong this letter, I do not wish to bore you; but
+I promise you that I will never fail to let you know of my doings
+and I count on you to tell me of yours.</p>
+<p>Costantino, Sansone, Rinaldo, Rosina, Angelica, Ferra&ugrave;,
+Pasquino, Onofrio and all the other marionettes embrace you and
+send you their kind regards.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">I am and always shall be<br />
+Your affectionate friend<br />
+<span class="smcap">Alessandro Greco</span> (Buffo).</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>On arriving at Palermo, I went to the teatrino at about ten at
+night; not seeing the buffo in his usual place keeping order at
+the door, I guessed he must be on the stage and, knowing the way,
+passed through the audience, dived under the proscenium, crept
+along a short passage, mounted a ladder and appeared among them
+unannounced.&nbsp; The father, the buffo and his brother, Gildo,
+were so much astonished that they dropped their marionettes all
+over the stage and shouted:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When did you come?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Why did you not
+write?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Why did you not telegraph?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Thereby spreading their astonishment among the audience, who
+saw no connection between these ejaculations and the exploits of
+Guido Santo.&nbsp; They soon <!-- page 55--><a
+name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 55</span>recovered
+themselves, however, picked up their paladins and managed to
+bring the performance to its conclusion, and we shut the theatre
+and proceeded upstairs to the house.&nbsp; On the way the buffo
+took me aside into his workshop to show me two inflammable
+Turkish pavilions which he was making; Ettorina in her madness
+was to fire them in a few days, one in the afternoon and the
+other at the evening repetition, as a conclusion to the
+spectacle.&nbsp; I inquired:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who was Ettorina, and why did she go mad?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will tell you presently,&rdquo; replied the buffo,
+&ldquo;we must first go upstairs.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>As we went up I asked after the singing and he promised to
+take me to the house of his professor to hear him have a
+lesson.&nbsp; Papa and Gildo had preceded us and we found them
+with the young ladies, Carolina and Carmela, and the child, Nina,
+who is as much a buffa as her brother Alessandro is a
+buffo.&nbsp; In a moment, the air was thick with compliments.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: And how well you are
+looking!&nbsp; So much fatter than last year.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span> (<i>accepting the
+compliment</i>): That is very kind of you.&nbsp; You are all
+looking very well also.&nbsp; Let me see, Buffo mio, how old are
+you now?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Alessandro</span>: Guess.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Twenty-five.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: Bravo.&nbsp; I completed my
+twenty-fifth year just three weeks ago.&nbsp; And you?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I have also completed my
+twenty-fifth year, but I did it more than three weeks ago.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: I see.&nbsp; You have
+twenty-five years on one shoulder; and how many more on the
+other?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Twenty-five.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: It seems to me you are
+making a habit of attaining twenty-five.&nbsp; Are you going to
+do it again?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I have begun, but I shall
+put off completing it as long as possible.&nbsp; If you want to
+know my exact age <!-- page 56--><a name="page56"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 56</span>I will give you the materials for
+making the calculation.&nbsp; I went to the Great Exhibition of
+1851.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Tell us about it.&nbsp; I
+have often seen pictures of it in the illustrated papers, but I
+have never spoken to anyone who was there.&nbsp; Was it very
+beautiful?&nbsp; Were there many people?&nbsp; Did you see Queen
+Victoria?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I can&rsquo;t tell you much
+about it.&nbsp; I was asleep and when I woke up I was so hungry
+that I cried till my mother took me into a side room and gave me
+my dinner.&nbsp; Then I went to sleep again until they took me
+home.&nbsp; I have been to many exhibitions since, but I never
+enjoyed one so much.&nbsp; You see, this one did not bore me.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: You should not have had your
+dinner there.&nbsp; I went to the exhibition in Palermo and the
+food in the restaurant was not wholesome.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Yes, but you must remember
+that Alessandro is very particular about his food.&nbsp; He can
+only eat the most delicate things and must have plenty of
+variety.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I did not have much variety
+in those days.&nbsp; I took my restaurant with me, the one at
+which I was having all my meals.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Oh well, if one can afford
+to travel like a prince&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Gildo!&nbsp; I was not six
+weeks old and&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: I have now made the
+calculation and I find you are my senior by six years.&nbsp; I
+hope that when I have caught you up I shall carry my age as
+lightly as you carry yours.&nbsp; Do I explain myself?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span> (<i>to me</i>): I think you
+look older.&nbsp; I should have said you were a well-preserved
+man of sixty-four or (<i>stretching a point in my favour</i>)
+perhaps sixty-five.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span> (<i>feeling sure that here
+must be another compliment</i>): Thank you very much.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Buffo</span>: Not at all; it does you
+great credit.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Now me, please.&nbsp; Ask me
+my age.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Well, Gildo, and how old
+are you?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: A hundred and seventy-four
+next birthday.</p>
+<p><!-- page 57--><a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+57</span><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Santo Diavolo!&nbsp;
+You don&rsquo;t look it.&nbsp; You must have been very busy since
+last autumn when, if I remember right, you were only
+twenty-one.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carolina</span> (<i>tapping my right arm
+to attract my attention</i>): Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico, why
+do you not ask me my age?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carmela</span> (<i>tapping my left
+arm</i>): Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico, you have not asked me my
+age.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Because I know how old you
+are.&nbsp; You are both of you the age that charming young ladies
+always are, and you do not look a day older.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nina</span>: I&rsquo;m fourteen.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span> and <span
+class="smcap">Carm</span> (<i>comparing notes</i>): Did you hear
+what he said?&nbsp; He said we are charming young ladies.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nina</span> (<i>insisting</i>): I&rsquo;m
+fourteen.&nbsp; Do I look it?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I can compliment you on
+looking a little older.&nbsp; Since last year you have grown out
+of being a child, but you have hardly yet grown into being a
+young lady like your sisters, though you are quite as
+charming.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span> (<i>taking the opportunity to
+begin</i>): First you must know that Carlo Magno is now dead and
+the Pope is shut up in Paris and is being&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico,
+do you drink marsala in London?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Marsala is known in London,
+but we do not drink it every day as you do in Palermo.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: In England people drink tea;
+everything is so different in England.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: That is quite true,
+Gildo.&nbsp; In England what is like that (<i>holding my hand out
+with the palm up</i>) in Sicily is like this (<i>holding it with
+the palm down</i>:<i> Peppino Pampalone taught me this
+gesture</i>).</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: And that is why in London
+the people walk on their feet, whereas in Palermo they walk on
+their hands, as you have no doubt observed.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: Si; e ecco perch&egrave; in
+Londra si mangia colla bocca, ma qu&igrave;, in Palermo, si
+mangia nella maniera che ti <!-- page 58--><a
+name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 58</span>far&ograve;
+vedere da un diavolo nel teatrino.&nbsp; But I was telling you
+about the Pope.&nbsp; He is shut up in Paris, where he is
+guarding the Christians against the&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, do you ever
+see the sun in London?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Yes, they see the sun in
+London, but only on three days of the week; on the other days
+they send it to be cleaned.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Then it is not the same sun
+as ours?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: It is a different sun.&nbsp;
+Our sun is made of gold and remains always bright.&nbsp; The sun
+of London is made of copper and, being constantly exposed to the
+air, it tarnishes more rapidly even than the breastplate of Carlo
+Magno, and you know what a lot of cleaning that wants.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: All this is very interesting,
+but listen to me.&nbsp; I have something to say.&nbsp; When I was
+a boy at school&mdash;are you attending?&nbsp; Very well, then, I
+may proceed.&nbsp; When I was a boy at school, we had a professor
+who told us that in consequence of&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico,
+what is the English for Grazie?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: It means Thank you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico,
+what is the English for Buona notte?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Buona notte in English is
+Good night.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;and Paris is being
+besieged by four Turkish emperors, namely, Rodoferro di Siberia,
+Balestrazzo di Turgovia, Leofine di Cina and Bracilone
+d&rsquo;Africa, and they have two hundred thousand men&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Now me, please.&nbsp; Teach
+me to speak English.&nbsp; What did you say is the English for
+Grazie?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Thank you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: And Buona notte?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Good night.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>tentatively</i>): Thank
+you.&nbsp; Good night.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Bravo, very good.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: What does that mean?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Very good means&mdash;</p>
+<p><!-- page 59--><a name="page59"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+59</span><span class="smcap">Papa</span>:&mdash;and this
+professor of ours told us that in consequence of certain
+natural&mdash;do I explain myself?&mdash;of certain natural
+causes, it is rare for a human being to live more than one
+hundred years.&nbsp; It is therefore unlikely that&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;and Paris is being
+besieged by&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Yes, I know, Buffo, by four
+Turkish emperors and they have two hundred thousand men.&nbsp; I
+should think it must be rather a serious situation.&nbsp; But I
+want to hear about Ettorina.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: It is a very serious
+situation, but do not be alarmed because&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>:&mdash;it is therefore
+unlikely that Gildo will ever reach the age of one hundred and
+seventy-four.&nbsp; Do I explain myself?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, Come sta? what
+does it mean?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: It means How do you do?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span> (<i>trying her hand</i>): How
+do you do?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Brava.&nbsp; Very good.</p>
+<p>(<i>Nina did not ask to be taught English</i>.<i>&nbsp; She
+was following the conversation with sympathetic illustrative
+gestures not caring two straws whether anyone observed her</i>,
+<i>just as she did not care whether anyone observed that she was
+breathing</i>; <i>and</i>, <i>just as she could not stop
+breathing</i>, <i>so she appeared unable to stop her
+gestures</i>.<i>&nbsp; She was as incessant and as resourceful as
+the orchestra in</i> H&auml;nsel and Gretel.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico,
+Io t&rsquo;amo.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Oh! but this is so
+sudden.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;do not be alarmed,
+because&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: What does it mean in
+English?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Oh, I beg your
+pardon.&nbsp; It means&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;do not be alarmed, for
+it is the will of heaven that&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: I may even go further and say
+it is unlikely that Gildo&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, do you know
+what Carmela is doing?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: She is making lace on a
+pillow, no doubt for her wedding trousseau.</p>
+<p><!-- page 60--><a name="page60"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+60</span><span class="smcap">Carm</span> (<i>demurely</i>): Not
+for my wedding.&nbsp; No one will ever want to marry me.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Oh, come now, you
+don&rsquo;t expect me to believe that?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;it is the will of
+heaven that they shall all escape&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Well, if this is not for
+you, perhaps it is for Carolina&rsquo;s wedding?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;that they shall all
+escape to Montalbano&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span> (<i>demurely</i>): Not for my
+wedding.&nbsp; I shall never marry.&nbsp; I shall stay at home
+and look after my dear papa and my dear brothers.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nina</span> (<i>recklessly</i>):
+That&rsquo;s all very pretty, but I&rsquo;m going to get
+married.&nbsp; (<i>She was sitting on the edge of the table
+swinging her legs</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;that they shall all
+escape to Montalbano through the subterranean road which the
+devils&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Why don&rsquo;t you tell me
+about Ettorina?&nbsp; Come to Ettorina.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: One moment, if you
+please&mdash;which the devils will make on Wednesday
+evening&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: You have not yet told me what
+it is in English.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: What what is in
+English?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Io t&rsquo;amo.</p>
+<p>(<i>By the time I had given the information Papa</i>, <i>who
+had been proposing my health in a speech of which I caught little
+except an occasional</i> Do I explain myself? <i>had begun
+perorating towards a close and was about to crown his remarks
+with a brindisi in verse</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: Questa tavola&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>taking the words out of
+his mouth</i>):</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&mdash;oggi
+&egrave; assai pi&ugrave; bella.<br />
+Enrico!&nbsp; Bevo alla salute di tua sorella. <a
+name="citation60"></a><a href="#footnote60"
+class="citation">[60]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;which the devils will
+make on Wednesday evening by command of Argantino the&mdash;</p>
+<p><!-- page 61--><a name="page61"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+61</span><span class="smcap">Papa</span> (<i>beginning
+again</i>):</p>
+<blockquote><p>Questa tavola non &egrave; sporca ma &egrave;
+netta.<br />
+Enrico! mangia, e non dare a loro retta. <a
+name="citation61a"></a><a href="#footnote61a"
+class="citation">[61a]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span> (<i>obediently taking a
+pear</i>.<i>&nbsp; It was a fine pear with a maggot in it</i>;<i>
+they wanted me to take another but I knew that those with maggots
+are usually the best</i>.&nbsp; <i>Not seeing why I should not be
+a poet also</i>, <i>I put it thus</i>):</p>
+<blockquote><p>Animale<br />
+Non fa male. <a name="citation61b"></a><a href="#footnote61b"
+class="citation">[61b]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>instantly raising his
+glass</i>):</p>
+<blockquote><p>Ora che ho mangiato non sono pi&ugrave; a
+dieta;<br />
+Bevo alla salute d&rsquo;Enrico che &egrave; poeta. <a
+name="citation61c"></a><a href="#footnote61c"
+class="citation">[61c]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Anch&rsquo;io voglio brindar, da povero
+precoce,<br />
+Ad Enrico che sentir vuole la mia voce;<br />
+Da un anno non ti vedo, O caro fratello!<br />
+Vieni oggi, ti far&ograve; sentir l&rsquo;<i>Otello</i>. <a
+name="citation61d"></a><a href="#footnote61d"
+class="citation">[61d]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span> (<i>bowing my
+acknowledgments</i>): Thank you very much.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: What did you say?&nbsp; Does
+that mean Good night?&nbsp; Is that what you said before?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Very much means Molto,
+Thank you means Grazie, and Good night means Buona notte.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Let me try.&nbsp; Very much
+thank you good night?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Bravo, Gildo!&nbsp; You are
+making progress.</p>
+<p>(<i>Nina was not so much preoccupied with her comments as to
+be unable to take a line of her own when there was nothing
+particularly inspiring in the conversation and</i>, <i>just
+now</i>, <i>she had laid her head down in an empty plate and was
+unostentatiously putting out her tongue and making faces sideways
+at me</i>.)</p>
+<p><!-- page 62--><a name="page62"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+62</span><span class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>taking a fig in one
+hand and raising his glass with the other</i>):</p>
+<blockquote><p>Oggi mi voglio mangiare un fico;<br />
+Bevo alla salute del Signor Enrico. <a name="citation62"></a><a
+href="#footnote62" class="citation">[62]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>(<i>I had to drink each time</i>, <i>not
+much</i>&mdash;<i>merely to acknowledge the
+compliment</i>&mdash;<i>excusing myself by saying I had not the
+energy to drink more</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: My dear Buffo, when you
+have sufficiently got into the habit of being twenty-five to
+approach the age Gildo says he is, you will not have so much
+energy as you have now.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: Yes, I shall.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: No, Buffo mio.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: We will make a bet about it,
+but you will lose.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>to Aless</i>): By that
+time Enrico will not be here to pay if he does lose, so you will
+not win.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Bravo, Gildo.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>bowing his
+acknowledgments</i>): Thank you very night&mdash;Why do you
+laugh?&nbsp; That is what you say.&nbsp; Why do you laugh?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span> (<i>taking his revenge about
+the brindisi</i>): Don&rsquo;t talk so much, Gildo.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span> (<i>taking his about the
+bet</i>): You have been talking all the evening, Gildo.&nbsp; You
+are as bad as a conjurer in the piazza.</p>
+<p>(<i>Gildo proclaimed a general silence and</i>, <i>as a
+guarantee of good faith</i>, <i>pretended to skewer his lips
+together with a tooth-pick</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span> (<i>whispering to me</i>):
+Argantino is the Prince of the Devils and has commanded them to
+make the subterranean road from Paris to Montalbano&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: May I speak one word?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span> (<i>graciously</i>): Yes,
+Papa.&nbsp; You may even speak two words.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: I&mdash;</p>
+<p><!-- page 63--><a name="page63"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+63</span><span class="smcap">Aless</span> and <span
+class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>shouting</i>): One!</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>:&mdash;have&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span> and <span
+class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Two!&nbsp; There now, shut up.&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;ve spoken your two words.&nbsp; Silence.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, last year you
+only stayed in Palermo four days; this year you will, of course,
+stay at least a month.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I am sorry, my dear young
+lady, but it is impossible.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;and they will all
+escape and&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Please, Buffo, how many
+kilometres is it from Paris to Montalbano?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: I do not remember, but it is
+a long way.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Why do you not stay a
+month?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Yes, why are you going
+away?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: My dear young ladies, I
+must go to Calatafimi.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: But why do you go to
+Calatafimi?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Yes, why do you not stay with
+us?</p>
+<p>(<i>Nina did not speak</i>.&nbsp; <i>She merely gazed at me as
+though she could not mind her wheel</i>, <i>Mother</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I have friends at
+Calatafimi whom I have promised to go and see and I
+cannot&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>:&mdash;and arrive in safety
+at Montalbano.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I believe you told me once
+that Montalbano is Rinaldo&rsquo;s castle in Gascony.&nbsp; Did
+the devils make a subterranean road right across France?&nbsp; It
+is a long way, you know.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: The devils must do as
+Argantino commands them.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: If he is the Prince of the
+Devils of course they must; but this seems rather a large
+order.&nbsp; Come to Ettorina.&nbsp; Why don&rsquo;t you come to
+Ettorina?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: One moment, if you please;
+first you must know that&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, who are your
+friends at Calatafimi?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I know a baritone singer
+and his father and <!-- page 64--><a name="page64"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 64</span>mother, two or three landed
+proprietors and the custode of the Temple of Segesta who lives at
+Calatafimi and is great friend of mine.&nbsp; I also know
+another&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: It is not true.&nbsp; How
+many ladies do you know at Calatafimi?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Well, let me see.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t think I can exactly&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Tell us about the young
+ladies of Calatafimi, you like them better than you like us.</p>
+<p>(<i>Here sobs were heard</i>;<i> Nina&rsquo;s head and
+shoulders had fallen over the back of her chair</i>, <i>her hair
+had come down an she was weeping gently but
+inconsolably</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I shall be back in three
+days.</p>
+<p>(<i>Whereupon Nina recovered herself and fixed her eyes on the
+ceiling with an expression of beatific joy such as is worn by S.
+Caterina da Siena when the ring is being put on her finger in the
+pictures</i>.<i>&nbsp; Nina&rsquo;s hair had now to be done up
+and it is magnificent hair</i>, <i>lustrous</i>, <i>black</i>,
+<i>wavy thick and long&mdash;for a girl of fourteen</i>,
+<i>wonderful</i>.<i>&nbsp; Her two sisters did it up as though it
+usually came down about this time of the evening and she
+submitted in the same spirit</i>.<i>&nbsp; It was no concern of
+ours</i>.)</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: It is now one year since you
+were last in Palermo and it seems like yesterday&mdash;do I
+explain myself?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span> (<i>so that everyone could
+hear</i>): I have kept all your post-cards in a secret
+place.&nbsp; No one suspects that I have received them.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: You must know that before
+Malagigi died he&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, why do you
+wear spectacles?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: In order that I may more
+clearly contemplate your beauty.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: I do not believe you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Signor Enrico, why do you
+wear your hair so short?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: In order that&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Caro</span>: Signor Enrico, why do you
+wear that little beard, that barbetta?</p>
+<p><!-- page 65--><a name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+65</span><span class="smcap">Carm</span>: Signor Enrico, why do
+you wear&mdash;?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: Why do you wear a coat and
+waistcoat?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Why do you wear boots?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Papa</span>: Why do you&mdash;?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nina</span>: I can tell you why he does
+all these things.&nbsp; It is to make the young ladies of
+Calatafimi go mad for love of him as the daughter of Cladinoro
+went mad for love of Ruggiero Persiano.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: I have never heard of
+Ruggiero Persiano.&nbsp; Who was he, a paladin?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nina</span>: Yes; a cavaliere errante.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Then who was the daughter
+of Cladinoro?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nina</span>: Ettorina.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Do you mean to say that
+Ettorina went mad for love of Ruggiero Persiano?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Nina</span>: Yes.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span> (<i>rising to go</i>):
+Finalmente!</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Aless</span>: Yes, but first you must
+know&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: All right, Buffo, never
+mind about that; at last I know who Ettorina was and why she went
+mad and that will do for the present.&nbsp; Thank you very much
+and good night.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: That is what I said.&nbsp;
+Why did you laugh when I said that?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Say it again, Gildo, and I
+won&rsquo;t laugh this time.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Gildo</span>: Thank you very night and
+good much.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Myself</span>: Bravo.&nbsp; If you go on
+at this rate you will soon be speaking English like a native.</p>
+<p>I took leave of the young ladies, and Papa, Alessandro and
+Gildo accompanied me to the albergo, where they left me.&nbsp; As
+I approached my bedroom door I looked up over it half-expecting
+to see there the words which, years ago, I had seen written over
+the entrance to a Tuscan monastery:</p>
+<blockquote><p>O beata Solitudo!<br />
+O sola Beatitudo!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h3><!-- page 66--><a name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+66</span>CHAPTER IV<br />
+MALAGIGI</h3>
+<p>Next morning I called on the buffo in his workshop.&nbsp; His
+two combustible Turkish pavilions were finished, ready to be
+fired by Ettorina, and he was full of his devils.&nbsp; I
+inquired why we were doing Guido Santo so soon; it was only a
+year since my last visit to Palermo, when I had witnessed his
+lamented end after a fortnight of starvation in prison, and, at
+this rate, the story would be over in fourteen months instead of
+lasting eighteen.&nbsp; The buffo said they had made the
+experiment of shortening it.&nbsp; If one has to shorten a story,
+probably the <i>Paladins of France</i> with its continuations
+would suffer less from the process than many others.&nbsp; At all
+events it could scarcely grow longer, as a work of art so often
+does when one tries to shorten it.</p>
+<p>The devils were naturally among the dramatis person&aelig; of
+the teatrino, but they had to be got ready and repaired and
+provided with all things necessary for them to make the
+subterranean road.&nbsp; I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am not sure that I quite followed all you told me
+last night.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There was perhaps a little confusion?&rdquo; he
+inquired apologetically.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not at all,&rdquo; I replied politely; &ldquo;but I
+never heard of Argantino before.&nbsp; Did you say he was the son
+of Malagigi?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is right.&nbsp; He did not happen to be at
+Roncisvalle, so he was not killed with Orlando and the other
+paladins.&nbsp; An angel came to him and said, &lsquo;Now the
+Turks will make much war against the Christians and, since the
+Christians always want a magician, it is the will of heaven that
+you shall have the rod of Malagigi, who is no longer here, and
+that Guido Santo shall have la Durlindana, the sword of <!-- page
+67--><a name="page67"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+67</span>Orlando.&rsquo;&nbsp; And it was so, and Argantino
+thereafter appeared as a pilgrim.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I remember about Malagigi; he made all Rinaldo&rsquo;s
+armour.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Excuse me, he made some of his armour; but he did not
+make his helmet, nor his sword Fusberta, nor his horse
+Baiardo.&nbsp; First you must know that Rinaldo was one of the
+four brothers, sons of Amone, and their sister was
+Bradamante.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I saw her die at Trapani.&nbsp; The Empress Marfisa
+came and found her dying of grief in a grotto for the loss of her
+husband, Ruggiero da Risa.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Precisely.&nbsp; She was Marfisa&rsquo;s sister-in-law
+because she married Marfisa&rsquo;s brother Ruggiero da
+Risa.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then who was the cavaliere errante, Ruggiero
+Persiano?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He was the son of Marfisa and Guidon Selvaggio, and
+this Guidon Selvaggio was the son of Rinaldo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Had Bradamante no children?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Guido Santo is the son of Bradamante and Ruggiero da
+Risa.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I heard something about Guido Santo at Castellinaria
+the other day&mdash;let me see, what was it?&nbsp; Never
+mind.&nbsp; I hope he left children.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I told you last year that he never married.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh yes, of course; that is what I was thinking
+of.&nbsp; One cannot remember everything at once and pedigrees
+are always confusing at first.&nbsp; Then it is for love of
+Bradamante&rsquo;s nephew by marriage, Ruggiero Persiano, that
+Ettorina has now gone mad?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bravo.&nbsp; And Malagigi was Bradamante&rsquo;s
+cousin.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How was that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Amone had a brother Buovo, and Malagigi was the son of
+Buovo.&nbsp; Therefore Malagigi was the cousin of Rinaldo and of
+Bradamante.&nbsp; And that is all you need know about the
+pedigree for the present.&nbsp; Malagigi was Emperor of
+Magic.&nbsp; Other magicians only commanded a devil or two <!--
+page 68--><a name="page68"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+68</span>each, but Malagigi dominated all the hosts of the
+inferno, all the devils, harpies, serpents, gorgons, hydras,
+furies and also the monster Briareus.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Just as the buffo dominates all the marionettes in the
+teatrino,&rdquo; I interpolated.</p>
+<p>He bowed and proceeded: &ldquo;Rinaldo&rsquo;s helmet used to
+belong to Mambrino.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have read about it in <i>Don Quixote</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! but that was not a real helmet; that was only a
+barber&rsquo;s basin because Cervantes wanted to laugh at Don
+Quixote.&nbsp; Rinaldo slew Mambrino and took his helmet, but
+Mambrino was a giant and his helmet was too large for Rinaldo, so
+Malagigi took it down into the laboratory of the inferno and
+altered it to fit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And do the audience see all that done on the
+stage?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Most of it; and what they do not see they
+imagine.&nbsp; Fusberta, Rinaldo&rsquo;s sword, formerly belonged
+to another giant, Atlante.&nbsp; Malagigi always intended it for
+Rinaldo, but he was a wise magician and knew that people do not
+value things unless they pay for them, so he would not let him
+have it till he had earned it by killing Atlante.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s rather like what you told me last year about
+Orlando&rsquo;s dream and his going to the river-bank where Carlo
+Magno and that other giant, Almonte, were fighting, and his
+killing Almonte and his taking his sword and horse and
+armour.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I did not say that Orlando had a dream; it was Carlo
+Magno who had the dream about a young man whom he did not know,
+and I told you that afterwards, when Orlando came and helped him
+to fight Almonte, Carlo Magno recognised him as the young man in
+his dream.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sorry, Buffo; my mistake.&nbsp; But it is rather like
+it, isn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;About his taking the giant&rsquo;s sword it is rather
+like it, but that is not a bad thing in the teatrino, the people
+must not be puzzled by too much variety.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then he told me about Baiardo, Rinaldo&rsquo;s horse, who <!--
+page 69--><a name="page69"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+69</span>formerly belonged to Amadigi di Gaula, to whom he was
+given by Berliante, another magician, who found him in the
+desert.&nbsp; After the death of Amadigi, Berliante chose but
+seven devils, put them inside Baiardo and turned him loose in the
+forest, saying: &ldquo;This horse can only be dominated by a man
+as strong as Amadigi.&rdquo;&nbsp; After this, several things
+happened, of which I only remember that Baiardo kicked all the
+sense out of Isolier, a Spanish cavalier who was trying to tame
+him with his sword, not knowing the right way to do it, and a
+nameless Englishman was involved in a duel.&nbsp; At last Rinaldo
+came and, after working hard at Baiardo for an hour, struck him a
+blow between the eyes with his mailed fist and thus tamed
+him.&nbsp; Then Rinaldo mounted him and boasted of his triumph,
+shouting in his humorous way: &ldquo;Now Baiardo is carrying
+eight devils.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And so you see Rinaldo getting Baiardo is not at all
+like Orlando getting his horse Vegliantino; besides, Baiardo is
+red, the colour of fire, and Vegliantino is white all over,
+without one black hair.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you call Orlando&rsquo;s horse
+Vegliantino?&nbsp; Last year he was Brigliadoro.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One moment, if you please.&nbsp; Almonte called him
+Brigliadoro because he had a golden bridle; but when Orlando took
+him he called him Vegliantino because he was so
+wide-awake&mdash;only slept with one eye at a time&mdash;always
+kept the other open.&nbsp; You have good horses also in
+England.&nbsp; I read in the <i>Giornale di Sicilia</i> that your
+King Edward has a good horse who won the great race this year,
+but I do not remember his name.&nbsp; It was not a reasonable
+name.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The name was Minoru.&nbsp; Do you think that a bad name
+for a good horse?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think Vegliantino is better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps it is.&nbsp; Let us return to Malagigi.&nbsp;
+Are you not going to tell me why he is no longer giving the
+Christians the benefit of his services as magician?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 70--><a name="page70"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+70</span>So he told me about Malagigi, who, it seems, had a
+quarrel with Carlo Magno, in the course of which Malagigi
+boasted:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are the Emperor of the World, but I am the Emperor
+of the Inferno.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Carlo Magno did not quite like this and responded by cursing
+Malagigi, saying that he would not go to heaven when he
+died.&nbsp; One would think that Malagigi must have had the
+substance of this remark addressed to him before by persons who
+had not troubled to wrap it up in the imperial language employed
+by Carlo Magno.&nbsp; If so, it had never made any impression on
+him, but now he began to think there might be something in
+it.&nbsp; He had been a good man on the whole and a Christian,
+nevertheless, as a sorcerer he had no doubt diabolised a little
+too freely.&nbsp; To be on the safe side, he determined to repent
+and, as these things do not get over the footlights unless they
+are done in the grand manner, he began by burning his magical
+books, all except one, and they were the books of Merlin, whose
+disciple he had been.&nbsp; He next dropped his name of Malagigi,
+because it had been given him by the devils in council, and
+called himself Onofrio.&nbsp; He still kept on terms with his
+confidential private devil, Nacalone, whom he now summoned and to
+whom he spoke these words:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Convey me to some peaceful shore where I may repent of
+my sins and die of grief in a grotto.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>When we came to this&mdash;I could not help it, I was full of
+small complaints that morning&mdash;I exclaimed:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But, my dear Buffo, this makes consecutive fifths with
+his cousin Bradamante dying of grief in the grotto at
+Trapani.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He admitted that it would have been better if one of them had
+had the originality to die in bed as a Christian or an ordinary
+man does, or to be killed in mortal combat, but there it was, it
+was the will of heaven and could not be altered.&nbsp; It seemed
+rather an invitation to the shortener of <!-- page 71--><a
+name="page71"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 71</span>the story,
+but the same people do not come to the theatre every night and
+those who had missed the death of Bradamante would be pleased to
+see Malagigi die.</p>
+<p>The nearest peaceful shore with a suitable grotto known to
+Nacalone happened to be in Asia; he put his master on his back
+and flew off with him apologising for carrying him so far, but
+there was not really much trouble about it, because his wings
+were strong and the journey was accomplished in safety.</p>
+<p>Malagigi sat repenting in his Asian grotto, like S. Gerolamo
+in the pictures.&nbsp; He found a stone with a hole in it into
+which he stuck a cross made of two pieces of wood tied together
+with dried grass, and to this cross he prayed.&nbsp; In the
+intervals of prayer and repentance he gathered the herb malva,
+dried it, powdered it, mixed it with water into paste, formed it
+into cakes, baked them in the sun and ate them.&nbsp; When his
+time came, he died, and gradually his corpse became a skeleton,
+but his spirit still dwelt within because it was so
+ordained.&nbsp; His dying did not surprise me&mdash;to be born is
+to enter upon the path which even magicians must tread and which
+leads to the inevitable door&mdash;nor was I alarmed about his
+spirit remaining inside his skeleton&mdash;it gave him a touch of
+originality after all and differentiated his death from that of
+Bradamante whose soul I had seen extracted by an angel; but I
+could not help being seriously uneasy about his burning all his
+books.&nbsp; Each book had a devil chained inside it, and when
+Malagigi opened a book its devil used to appear for
+instructions.&nbsp; As long as he was repenting, they might
+perhaps be trusted to behave themselves; but after his death, in
+spite of its being somewhat equivocal, I was afraid that all
+these devils, and Merlin had an extensive library, would escape
+and be free to do as they chose.&nbsp; The buffo assured me,
+however, that no harm would come of it, and as he knew what was
+ordained by the will of heaven I was ready to take his word;
+besides, there was still the one unburnt book and this was the
+home of Nacalone, who might be powerful <!-- page 72--><a
+name="page72"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 72</span>enough to
+avert disasters.&nbsp; So Malagigi&rsquo;s body remained in the
+grotto, dead and yet not dead.</p>
+<p>Then a time came when his son Argantino happened to be
+travelling in Asia with his second cousin Guido Santo.&nbsp;
+Accompanied by Costanzo, a Turk, whom Argantino had defeated and
+baptised, the two knights came to the dreadful enchanted grotto
+and entered it to see whether perhaps it might contain anything
+good to eat.&nbsp; Costanzo did not enter, they sent him off to
+collect a quantity of wood to make a fire because it was a chilly
+evening.&nbsp; When their eyes had become accustomed to the dim
+light, they discerned a tomb whereon was this inscription:</p>
+<blockquote><p>IN HOC LOCO PAX.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Guido knelt down to pray, saying: &ldquo;I perceive here a
+sepulchre.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; replied Argantino kneeling by his side;
+&ldquo;I wonder who in this peaceful grotto is sleeping his last
+long sleep.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Presently the tomb opened by a miracle and a voice disturbed
+their devotions:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Malagigi parler&agrave;.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The two cousins trembled with horror as a skeleton rattled up
+from the sepulchre and spoke thus:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am the great magician Malagigi, and in obedience to
+the command of heaven my spirit has here waited for this
+day.&nbsp; To you, O my son Argantino! I confide the one book of
+magic which remains to me.&nbsp; To you, O Guido! I confide the
+horse Sfrenato.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Here he delivered the two compliments to the two paladins; but
+for the moment Sfrenato took the magical book and carried it in
+his mouth as a cat carries her kitten.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And now, listen to me.&nbsp; Terrible times are in
+store for the Christians and it is God&rsquo;s ordinance that you
+two shall preserve the faith.&nbsp; Swear to me therefore, O
+Guido! that you will&rdquo;&mdash;and so forth.</p>
+<p><!-- page 73--><a name="page73"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+73</span>When he had concluded his address, his prophetic spirit
+was exhausted, as might perhaps have been anticipated, for the
+speech was of portentous length, and the skeleton clattered down
+again into the tomb, which closed by another miracle while a ball
+of fire ran along upon the ground across the stage and back
+again.&nbsp; Then Guido took his oath and spoke thus to
+Argantino:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let us now depart.&nbsp; And you Turks! all of you,
+tremble! for Guido shall be your destruction.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>With this he vaulted upon Sfrenato, who curveted and whinnied
+with joy at recognising his master.&nbsp; And so the two paladins
+continued their journey; but before leaving the neighbourhood
+they naturally made arrangements with the local marble-mason to
+have the tomb closed in a proper and hygienic manner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And all this,&rdquo; said the buffo, &ldquo;happened
+only last Friday, and why did you not come in time to see
+it?&nbsp; It was very emotional.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER V<br />
+ARGANTINO</h3>
+<p>As I had missed the emotional interview at the tomb the buffo
+generously arranged that there should be a private repetition of
+the scene specially for the young ladies and me; but it could not
+be that afternoon because it would take time to prepare and we
+had the appointment to go to his professor&rsquo;s house for his
+singing lesson, and that also would take time.&nbsp; Before
+singing one does a few exercises, the effect of which is to warm
+up the throat and awaken the voice, because the warmer the
+throat, the better the quality of the voice, and this had to be
+got through before anyone could be allowed to listen.&nbsp; At
+the proper moment I was taken to the professor&rsquo;s house and
+introduced into the studio where the buffo, who had taken off his
+collar to <!-- page 74--><a name="page74"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 74</span>do the exercises, sang extracts from
+his repertorio, which includes <i>Otello</i>, <i>Rigoletto</i>,
+<i>I Pagliacci</i> and <i>Cavalleria Rusticana</i>.</p>
+<p>After he had sung one of his pieces, I made him my compliments
+and congratulated his professor on the result of his teaching,
+whereupon they made their excuses&mdash;I had come on an
+unfortunate day, the voice was suffering from fatigue and the
+piano was out of tune.&nbsp; I had not observed the fatigue, but
+they were right about the piano and I agreed with the maestro,
+who said it was time to order a new one.&nbsp; Not only was it
+out of tune enough to curdle the milk, but they had endeavoured
+to distract attention from its defects by crowding its lid with
+rubbish till it resembled the parlour chimney-piece in a suburban
+villa or the altar in a second-rate church.</p>
+<p>As some old harridan when bidden to the christening of her
+great-niece fumbles among such ornaments of her giovent&ugrave;
+tempestosa as have been refused by the pawnbroker, and choosing
+the least suitable decks herself out therein, thinking thus to
+honour the festa&mdash;even so on this piano were accumulated
+artificial flowers, photographs in metal frames, a sprinkling of
+glass vases in wire cages that jangled, a couple of crockery pigs
+to bring good luck and a few statuettes and busts.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Please, Buffo,&rdquo; I inquired, &ldquo;who is that
+silver saint upon the piano?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not a saint,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;it is only
+un musicista qualunque.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It looks about the shape of Mozart,&rdquo; I said,
+wondering what he was doing in that galley.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do not remember his name,&rdquo; said the buffo,
+&ldquo;it is written on him in front; it is not a reasonable
+name.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He brought me the bust and I, thinking that, to harmonise with
+the musical atmosphere of the studio, it should have been
+Leoncavallo or Mascagni, found that it was even more out of tune
+than the shameless piano it had been standing on.&nbsp; It was
+<span class="smcap">betkoven</span>, with every letter <!-- page
+75--><a name="page75"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+75</span>distinctly legible through the thick silver paint with
+which it was covered.</p>
+<p>These foreign names are so puzzling.&nbsp; At an afternoon
+party in Palermo I once had a conversation with a gentleman who
+told me that Bellini was the king of opera-writers and the
+emperor of composers.&nbsp; To pass a few hours with people who
+consider Bellini to have written the last note in music is as
+restful and refreshing as to dream away an August afternoon in a
+peaceful backwater, forgetting that there is a river running to
+the sea.&nbsp; After Bellini, the gentleman mentioned Beethoven,
+who, it seems, studied in Italy, and that is why his music is so
+melodious.&nbsp; The more accessible writers on Beethoven know as
+little about this studying in Italy as they know about the
+Palermitan spelling of his name, but it must be right, because
+how otherwise could he have acquired his astonishing power of
+producing the true Italian melody?&nbsp; And there is another
+German musician who is even more melodious and more Italian in
+style than Beethoven and therefore a greater musician.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did he also study in Italy?&rdquo; I asked.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And what was his name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They all come here to study, and his name was
+Sciup&egrave;.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I divined that this German melodist could only be either the
+Viennese Schubert or the French Pole Chopin, but with my English
+pronunciation I failed to make the distinction.&nbsp; Then a
+young lady, who had been sitting near, proposed to clear the
+matter up by playing a piece composed by Sciup&egrave;, and if I
+would listen attentively I should understand why he is known as
+the German Bellini.&nbsp; By this time I had made up my mind that
+it must be Schubert and was expecting one of the songs
+transcribed by Liszt, but she played Chopin&rsquo;s Funeral March
+and told me that the composer had written besides a number of
+operas and conducted them at Berlin.&nbsp; I acquiesced in what
+appeared to be the will of heaven, saying:</p>
+<p><!-- page 76--><a name="page76"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+76</span>&ldquo;Oh! yes, of course.&nbsp; How stupid of
+me!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The buffo has a fine voice and has got far beyond appearing to
+have learnt his songs diligently and to be delivering them
+correctly.&nbsp; I suspect, however, that he did not pass that
+way.&nbsp; He will soon have assimilated all that can be taught
+about singing, and for the rest he is naturally an actor, one of
+those few who are born with the strange power of appearing to
+experience inwardly what they express outwardly, a power that his
+life among the marionettes has strengthened and perfected.&nbsp;
+But as to predicting his future, which is what he wanted me to
+do, I suppose that only an expert, and perhaps not even an
+expert, can tell from hearing a singer in a small room how he
+will sound on the stage; and the voice is not everything, there
+is the appearance and the question of how his personality will
+affect the public, and the further question of how he will stand
+the life and amalgamate with his fellows.&nbsp; So, like a good
+Sicilian, I told him that there never was such a magnificent
+voice, that I had never heard anyone sing so well and that I was
+sure he would eclipse all previous tenors, which made everything
+quite satisfactory.</p>
+<p>The next day we had our private performance, and it began with
+Guido Santo and Argantino at the dreadful enchanted grotto of the
+great magician Malagigi.&nbsp; I was glad to see Argantino; it
+was nearly as good as seeing Malagigi in his habit as he lived
+because, although the son only had one diabolical book, yet in
+his personal appearance he strikingly resembled the father, being
+indeed the same marionette and distinguished chiefly by his
+wings, which he inherited from his mother Sabina who was a
+witch.&nbsp; Argantino always wore his wings even when he used to
+wear armour, and on his shield he bore the portrait of a devil so
+that everyone should know at a glance the kind of man he
+was.&nbsp; After the angel tells him he is to do the magic for
+the Christians he appears clothed as a pilgrim with wings, and in
+this way, although it is the same marionette and both Malagigi
+and Argantino are magicians, <!-- page 77--><a
+name="page77"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 77</span>confusion is
+avoided&mdash;at least the buffo said that was the intention.</p>
+<p>There was another thing I should have been sorry to
+miss.&nbsp; I had hitherto supposed the dictionaries to be right
+in defining a miracle as an event contrary to the established
+course of nature, but the buffo took me behind the scenes to
+study the miracle by which the tomb opened.&nbsp; There were
+three or four strings so arranged that if anyone pulled them the
+tomb could not remain closed.&nbsp; The buffo pulled them and the
+tomb opened.&nbsp; Nothing less contrary to the ordinary course
+of nature could be imagined.&nbsp; It would be interesting to
+know whether other miracles would similarly falsify their
+definition if one could have a buffo to take one behind and
+disclose the secret of how they are performed.</p>
+<p>The second scene was a Ballo Fantastico, which was given to
+take the taste of the tomb and the skeleton out of our
+mouths.&nbsp; It was done by a heavy Turk who danced cumbrously;
+presently his arms detached themselves and became transformed
+into devils who danced separately; then his legs followed their
+example; then his head descended from his trunk and, on reaching
+the stage, became transformed into a dancing wizard carrying a
+rod of magic and beating time to the music; then, while the body
+was dancing by itself, various devils came out of it followed by
+several serpents that floated among the devils; after which it
+developed a head, a neck, wings and a tail, so that it became
+transformed into a complete dragon, and the wizard mounted upon
+its back and rode about wizarding all the other creatures.&nbsp;
+Altogether the original Turk became transformed into sixteen
+different marionettes.</p>
+<p>After this we had a funambolo or rope-dancer.&nbsp; The
+curtain rose disclosing his rope ready for him, he entered and,
+after bowing profusely, leapt up and sat first on the rope, then
+on a seat at the back.&nbsp; Here he played with his pole,
+holding it first with one hand then with the other, then
+balancing it on his head and doing tricks with it.&nbsp; Then he
+walked along the rope forwards and backwards <!-- page 78--><a
+name="page78"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 78</span>and danced,
+doing his steps with great care and precision.&nbsp; After which
+he sat down to recover his breath.&nbsp; Then he rope-walked
+again, doing impossible things&mdash;that is, they would have
+been impossible if he had not been sustained by many invisible
+strings, which the buffo manipulated with wonderful skill.&nbsp;
+I liked the funambolo even better than the wizard, he was
+extraordinarily lifelike.</p>
+<p>In the evening I became transformed into an ordinary member of
+the public and saw the devils make the subterranean road.&nbsp;
+The performance contained a great deal besides about Periglio, a
+Turkish paladin, who, having been accused by the son of the
+Emperor of China of helping the Christians, was condemned to be
+beheaded.&nbsp; The father of his accuser with the other three
+Emperors came to see him die; they stood at corners relentlessly
+smoothing their beards and curling their moustaches with their
+right fists and crying &ldquo;A Morire!&rdquo;&nbsp; Periglio in
+chains was led on, blindfolded.&nbsp; The solemn headsman
+followed, carrying his axe, and, as the boy left off turning the
+handle of the mechanical piano, the cornet blasted a
+broken-hearted minor ninth over the last chord of the funeral
+march and prolonged it till&mdash;well, after all it was a
+mistake; Periglio had not really helped the Christians; his
+brother proved that, on the contrary, he had done them as much
+damage as any Turk among the allied armies of 200,000 men.&nbsp;
+So he was pardoned, and one of his friends gaily kicked the
+executioner off the stage.&nbsp; The brothers embraced and then,
+with their hands on their breasts, bowed to the audience to
+acknowledge the applause; but they did not know they were
+brothers, they had not yet recognised each other; that was to be
+another emotional moment to come later on.</p>
+<p>The kicking the executioner off the stage and the embracing
+and bowing of the brothers were so absurdly natural that I
+inquired about them, and it seemed that Gildo had thought of
+these effects and carried them out.</p>
+<p><!-- page 79--><a name="page79"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+79</span>&ldquo;But then,&rdquo; said the buffo, &ldquo;Gildo is
+an artist.&nbsp; You should see him with Truffaldino.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is Truffaldino?&nbsp; Another cavaliere
+errante?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He is the paladin who is a buffo.&nbsp; You should see
+him toss his crown from one side of his head to the other and put
+both his hands on his heart when he makes love to Angelica.&nbsp;
+He only plays the fool a little the first night, and more and
+more as the drama proceeds, until he dies by being pulled to
+pieces by four horses.&nbsp; It is all done by Gildo, and the
+audience laugh every night that Truffaldino appears.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then we were taken to Vienna, where Guido Santo and Argantino
+had arrived, but we only saw Argantino.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where is Guido?&rdquo; I asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;I want to
+see him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, well, you won&rsquo;t see him this evening,&rdquo;
+replied the buffo.&nbsp; &ldquo;He&rsquo;s only in the next room,
+but he&rsquo;s much too busy to come.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is he doing?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Baptising Christians&mdash;those who couldn&rsquo;t
+make up their minds before whether they would be converted or
+not.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very well, we won&rsquo;t interrupt him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So I had to be content with Argantino, who came with his book,
+his rod of magic and his wings.&nbsp; After flying about for some
+time in a hall with columns, he settled down, and someone entered
+and told him the disquieting news about Pope Gregorio III being
+shut up in Paris.&nbsp; But, knowing that it was the will of
+heaven that the inhabitants should not perish, he summoned his
+confidential family devil Nacalone by opening the book, just as a
+rich man of to-day liberates infernal power by opening his
+cheque-book.&nbsp; Nacalone was as comic as the mask Pasquino,
+and tumbled to show his willingness to obey.&nbsp; He had a
+string to his back so that he could be turned upside down and
+made to stand on his head.&nbsp; He received his instructions and
+flew off to execute them.</p>
+<p>The Viennese columns disappeared and the devils, plenty of
+them, all with wings and tails and horns, were shown, as <!--
+page 80--><a name="page80"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+80</span>in a vision, working at the subterranean road.&nbsp; Two
+were sawing a block of stone; some flew up to use their hammers
+and do work in the upper parts of the tunnel; one, who was
+perhaps nervous or perhaps more of an artist and wanted to look
+the part of a modern Palermitan workman, used his legs to climb a
+ladder to reach his work; others were digging up the ground and
+knocking down the walls; a devil wheeled an empty Sicilian cart,
+painted with paladins, rapidly across the stage and after a
+moment wheeled it back slowly because it was now heavily laden
+with tools and cement; another kept coming with a basket of
+stones on his shoulder and emptying them down in heaps.&nbsp; It
+was a busy scene and much applauded, especially the cart.&nbsp;
+The Viennese columns hid it from view.</p>
+<p>The buffo was very proud of this scene, and no wonder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There is nothing like it in Dante.&nbsp; But
+then,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;there would not be likely to
+be.&nbsp; What is Dante?&nbsp; As versification, as language, his
+poem is fine, splendid, supreme, above all other poetry books;
+but as sense, what is it?&nbsp; And then again, why should Dante
+go about to make me believe in devils?&nbsp; Me! the ruler of all
+the devils in the teatrino!&nbsp; As though I did not know more
+about devils than anyone.&nbsp; Dante is the Emperor of Words,
+but the buffo is the Emperor of Deeds.&nbsp; And then his
+obscurity!&nbsp; As a theme for discussion Dante is as obscure as
+religion.&nbsp; One says: &lsquo;It is so.&rsquo;&nbsp; While
+another says: &lsquo;It is not so.&rsquo;&nbsp; As men discuss a
+melon and one says: &lsquo;Inside it is red.&rsquo;&nbsp; While
+another says: &lsquo;Inside it is white.&rsquo;&nbsp; Who can
+bear testimony to the truth of Dante&rsquo;s words?&nbsp; We
+cannot cut his poem open and see his inner meaning.&nbsp; Whereas
+I have cut my inferno open for you.&nbsp; I have shown you what
+it is like inside, and you can bear testimony to the truth of the
+subterranean road.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The buffo told me that the Christians in Paris were not armed,
+but they all got safely away to Montalbano.&nbsp; During the
+siege, the Pope directed the defence, and the people, following
+his commands, threw their furniture over the <!-- page 81--><a
+name="page81"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 81</span>walls with
+the intention of damaging the enemy; but the Turkish Emperors had
+made a study of the art of war and taught their men how to hold
+their shields over their heads, and thus they warded off the
+chairs and tables and were able to creep along under cover,
+approach the city, climb up the walls and descend into the
+piazza.&nbsp; The first who entered went round to open the gates
+and let the rest in.&nbsp; As soon as they had recovered from
+their surprise at finding that the inhabitants had all escaped,
+they began to commit sacrileges.&nbsp; Balestrazzo, Emperor of
+Turgovia, occupied the principal church of Paris as a stable for
+his horses.&nbsp; Rainello, a nephew of the traitor Gano di
+Magonza, wishing to do a bravery, went into a church and cried
+with a loud voice:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Take down that crucifix; it is only wood; if it had
+been a god I should not have denied the faith.&nbsp; Take it
+away.&nbsp; There is only one God and Mahomet is his
+prophet.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>With this he leapt on the altar, drew his sword, and was about
+to hew the crucifix into pieces when a thunderbolt struck
+him.&nbsp; As he was the first to lay hands upon the sacred
+images, so he was the first to be struck.&nbsp; But he recovered;
+he did not die of the thunderbolt; it was the will of heaven that
+he should live to be killed by Guido Santo.</p>
+<p>It was a pity that I had to go to Calatafimi and could not
+stay for all this, but before I went I had the satisfaction of
+seeing Ettorina go mad.&nbsp; At first she was hardly more than
+slightly unhinged, yet she was mad enough to enter the
+enemy&rsquo;s camp by night.&nbsp; The sentinel had just been
+awakened by the corporal, but she paid no more attention to them
+than they to her.&nbsp; Nor did she shrink from making
+consecutive fifths, or downright octaves, with Costanzo as she
+crossed the stage, going away to fetch a quantity of wood to
+light a fire because it was a chilly evening; but, as the buffo
+pointed out, she had a sufficient dramatic reason to justify the
+licence.&nbsp; Presently, like the laden Sicilian cart, she
+staggered back with her faggots and disappeared.&nbsp; In a few
+moments we saw the fitful glare from <!-- page 82--><a
+name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 82</span>the
+conflagration she had kindled dancing on the combustible pavilion
+which took up all the back of the scene.&nbsp; Various Turkish
+soldiers entered to investigate the cause of the unwonted light,
+but they did not return to report, she killed them all, one after
+the other; and this gave time which the buffo utilised by
+applying a match from below, and, while the pavilion blazed and
+the audience applauded, Ettorina in her burnished armour went as
+mad as Tilburina in her white satin till the curtain fell.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER VI<br />
+THE ESCAPE FROM PARIS</h3>
+<p>Although I had to miss a great deal that it would have been
+interesting to see on the stage, I spent a couple of mornings
+with the buffo in his workshop helping to make the scene of the
+people escaping, which was perhaps even better than being among
+the audience later.&nbsp; I think he is most happy when he is
+holding up the mirror to nature and reproducing modern Palermitan
+life as it appears to him.&nbsp; He enjoyed the devils and the
+subterranean road, but the inhabitants of Paris in modern
+costume, each saving his most precious object and escaping with
+the Pope through the subterranean road to Montalbano, was a
+larger canvas and gave him more opportunities.&nbsp; As a
+creative artist he is in the fortunate position of being up to a
+certain point his own impresario, stage-manager and
+performer.&nbsp; Nevertheless he has to rely on the co-operation
+of his father and Gildo, and there is always the public to be
+considered, therefore it is possible that some of the things we
+made and contemplated in the workshop did not get so far as to be
+presented on the stage.</p>
+<p>There was a sluggard carrying a mattress under each arm; and a
+drunkard carrying a bottle of wine, a real glass bottle that
+would catch the light and make an effect.&nbsp; Another man had
+on his back a table and was carrying a <!-- page 83--><a
+name="page83"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 83</span>plate, a
+knife, fork, spoon and napkin; he was a glutton.&nbsp; The masks
+Pasquino and Onofrio were making a comic escape and talking in
+dialect; Pasquino was carrying his wife Rosina on his shoulder
+and a pillow in his hand, and Onofrio was saving an article of
+crockery made at Caltagirone.&nbsp; And because the buffo was
+studying to become a singer he had made a musician:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But I cannot show his voice,&rdquo; he complained.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He might be practising a solfeggio,&rdquo; I suggested,
+&ldquo;which you could sing for him.&rdquo;&nbsp; But this was
+not treating the buffo&rsquo;s voice with proper respect.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Or put a piece of music-paper in his hand and make him a
+composer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bravo!&nbsp; But what is written on the
+music-paper?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;<i>Stornelli Montagnoli</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He began to hum meditatively:</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/music1.jpg">
+<img alt="Music in the Play" src="images/music1.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that won&rsquo;t do.&nbsp;
+In the first place it is not yet known in Palermo, and when it
+is, it will be so popular that no one in particular will think of
+saving it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very well then,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;make it that
+he has just discovered an entirely new resolution of the dominant
+seventh and has written it down before he forgets it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All right.&nbsp; And this is the painter; he has his
+easel and a picture which he has only just begun; that is more
+precious to him than all the pictures he has finished because it
+is so full of hope.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bravo, Buffo.&nbsp; And where is the miser?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh Caspita!&rdquo; he exclaimed.&nbsp; &ldquo;How
+clever you are!&nbsp; Of course there must be a miser.&nbsp; We
+will make him at once.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we selected an old man marionette who happened to <!-- page
+84--><a name="page84"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 84</span>have
+nothing particular to do at the moment, and got a piece of
+sacking out of which we made a bag and filled it&mdash;not with
+gold&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; said the buffo, &ldquo;that must be one of
+the things the people do not see, they must imagine the
+gold.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then we loaded the miser with his bag and
+added him to the crowd of fugitives.</p>
+<p>And he had made a woman saving a mouse-trap; she was a
+suffragette.&nbsp; That was because he had read in the
+<i>Giornale di Sicilia</i> that in England a meeting of
+suffragettes had been dispersed by letting mice in among
+them.&nbsp; The buffo&rsquo;s suffragette had argued thus:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In all the world there are mice; Montalbano will be no
+exception.&nbsp; How do I know what sort of house I shall have
+there?&nbsp; It will probably be over-run with mice.&nbsp; If I
+take this trap with me, at least I shall be able to catch some of
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It turned out that she had to sleep on the floor in someone
+else&rsquo;s house like a fugitive from Messina, and the
+mouse-trap came in very handy.</p>
+<p>And he had made a chemist who was saving a medicine chest and
+a few instruments.&nbsp; The chemist had argued thus:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In Montalbano there will be no order.&nbsp; Here in
+Paris the restaurants are well-managed and the food is
+good.&nbsp; How can I tell what sort of food they will give us
+there?&nbsp; Very likely we shall have to depend a great deal
+upon chance.&nbsp; I will take these instruments and medicine and
+earn money by curing those who will be sure to be upset by the
+badness of the food.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And a man came weeping; his father had died the day before and
+there had not been time to bury the body, but it had been put
+into a coffin and the undertaker&rsquo;s men were laughing
+because the son was rich and had promised to pay them extra for
+carrying the body to Montalbano and burying it there; but the son
+did not see they were laughing, he was in front to show them the
+way.</p>
+<p>Two boys came along, each saving a marionette, one had <!--
+page 85--><a name="page85"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+85</span>Orlando, the other Rinaldo; they forgot that they were
+escaping and stopped to make the paladins fight; a third boy came
+and said they were his marionettes and the others had stolen
+them, and the boys left Orlando and Rinaldo lying on the stage
+and began to fight among themselves till their three mothers
+followed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Be quick, be quick, you silly boys, be quick,&rdquo;
+shouted the mothers, hustling everything before them&mdash;boys,
+marionettes and all&mdash;as an autumn hurricane sweeps away the
+fallen leaves.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is that man doing?&rdquo; I inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Which man?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The one standing in the corner there&mdash;he seems to
+have a camera.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, that&rsquo;s right.&nbsp; He has been sent by the
+Cinematograph Company to reproduce the scene for their
+show.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! I see.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s a capital idea; the
+people will like that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, won&rsquo;t they?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And two men were dragging a heavy bundle along on the ground
+between them, and I asked:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s in the bundle?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Clothes,&rdquo; he replied.</p>
+<p>And there was a woman carrying a hen in a basket, and the hen
+escaped from the basket, laid an egg in the middle of the stage
+and cackled back into Paris; but the woman saved the egg and
+said: &ldquo;Better an egg to-day than a hen
+to-morrow.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Another woman was carrying her baby on one arm and leading a
+child by the hand, and the child was crying because it had to
+walk too fast and was tired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This is the astronomer,&rdquo; said the buffo.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is that his umbrella under his arm?&nbsp; It seems too
+long and too bright.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; that is Halley&rsquo;s comet which he has predicted
+for next spring.&nbsp; He does not want to leave it behind, the
+Turks might destroy it and he would lose his
+reputation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 86--><a name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+86</span>There was the boy from the barber&rsquo;s shop opposite;
+he had been playing with a black kitten when the alarm came and
+he joined the fugitives just as he was, in his white tunic with
+the kitten in his arms and a comb stuck in his bushy hair.&nbsp;
+And there came a troop of old women, chattering and shuffling
+along and understanding no more about it all than I should have
+understood if I had not had my buffo, my programme
+raisonn&eacute;, to explain it.</p>
+<p>Then I said: &ldquo;Buffo mio, we have had a musician and a
+painter, where is the poet?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here he comes.&rdquo;&nbsp; And there came a pale,
+Alfred de Musset youth with long hair, a roll of paper and a
+quill pen.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you know what he is saying?&nbsp; He
+is saying: &lsquo;Better to embrace and be betrayed than to
+suffer and die in ignorance.&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is that the philosophy of the buffo?&rdquo; I
+inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is the philosophy of the poet,&rdquo; he
+replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t it rather beyond the public?&nbsp; Will
+they understand?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The public won&rsquo;t hear that; it is only for you
+and me.&nbsp; There are many things we do not tell the public
+because they are the public; but we understand because we are
+artists.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very well.&nbsp; And then if we have a poet we must
+have a critic&mdash;won&rsquo;t this one do? he has a book;
+perhaps he is going to review it, or perhaps it is his
+encyclop&aelig;dia to save him from making mistakes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you like, he shall be the critic; only then you
+ought to tell me what he is saying.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He is saying: &lsquo;I despise everything because it is
+not something else.&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bravo, bravo!&nbsp; That is better than what the poet
+said.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;O my dear Buffo, I am not going to admit that.&nbsp;
+Besides, it is not true of all critics.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What I said is not true of all poets.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, if we don&rsquo;t like what we have made them
+say, let us have someone to follow and show them where they are
+both wrong.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 87--><a name="page87"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+87</span>&ldquo;All right.&nbsp; Let me see.&nbsp; That will be
+when they have had time to think it over.&nbsp; That will be the
+Cold Dawn of the following morning.&nbsp; We will now make the
+Aurora.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we found a disengaged lady marionette and began to dress
+her in a piece of cobwebby grey muslin from which the last few
+spangles had not yet dropped.&nbsp; I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not at all sure that this is not going too
+far.&nbsp; Do you think we can really show the Cold Dawn of the
+following morning escaping out of Paris by the underground
+road?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She must go; she will be wanted at Montalbano to show
+some of the people that they have saved the wrong
+things.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very true.&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; That is what people so
+often do when they travel, they leave behind them the things they
+want most and take a lot of other things that are useless.&nbsp;
+Now, that resolution of the dominant seventh was hardly worth
+saving&mdash;at least it was not really new.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where did you get it from?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I stole it out of the works of the musician whose bust
+was on your maestro&rsquo;s piano the other day, the one with the
+Dutch name who lived in Vienna.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope you invented what the critic said?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not exactly.&nbsp; Your poet reminded me of something
+in Walt Whitman and I twisted it round and gave it to the
+critic.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s Walt Whitman?&nbsp; Is he another
+Dutchman?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He was an American poet, but his mother had a Dutch
+name.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did he come to the teatrino?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He never came to Europe.&nbsp; I wish he had been to
+the teatrino.&nbsp; He would have liked your Escape from Paris,
+but perhaps he would not have cared so much for the
+paladins.&nbsp; He wrote something about them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What did he say?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If he had seen the end of the story, when the angel
+takes Guido Santo&rsquo;s soul out of his mouth, I believe he
+would have said that instead of flying up to heaven he flew
+across the Atlantic with it and installed it &lsquo;amid the <!--
+page 88--><a name="page88"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+88</span>kitchenware&rsquo; to animate all the machinery and
+things in one of the Exhibitions held by the American Institute
+in New York.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is that what he said?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No.&nbsp; What he said was that all that world of
+romance was dead:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Passed to its charnel vault&mdash;laid on the
+shelf&mdash;coffin&rsquo;d with crown and armour on,<br />
+Blazon&rsquo;d with Shakespeare&rsquo;s purple page,<br />
+And dirged by Tennyson&rsquo;s sweet sad rhyme.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it is not true.&nbsp; But of course if he never
+came to the teatrino he could not know.&nbsp; Americans do come
+to the teatrino.&nbsp; I never know which are Americans and which
+are English; for the English come too.&nbsp; They come in the
+winter and the spring, and when they are pleased with some stage
+trick&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose you mean with some miracle?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; he replied; &ldquo;it is the same
+thing.&nbsp; When they are pleased with some stage miracle, they
+clap their hands and applaud.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is nice and sympathetic of them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, and they shout out loud and cry: &lsquo;Bravo,
+very good night.&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, Buffo!&nbsp; Is that really what they
+say?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, they shout: &lsquo;Bravo, very good night,&rsquo;
+and it is a pleasure to hear them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should think so.&nbsp; I must come in the winter next
+time and hear them say that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They all ask me some questions.&nbsp; I know what they
+mean, but I cannot speak to them, and, if you please, will you
+write down for me in English what I shall tell you, so that I can
+show them the paper?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly, my dear Buffo, any little thing of that
+kind.&nbsp; If any of them come to see the Escape from Paris, I
+should think they will have a good many questions to ask.&nbsp;
+For instance, there is the Aurora&rdquo;&mdash;He was finishing
+her off by putting a silver fillet round her hair and a shining
+star <!-- page 89--><a name="page89"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+89</span>upon her forehead&mdash;&rdquo;I cannot help it, but I
+still feel unhappy about her.&nbsp; She does not explain
+herself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will not signify.&nbsp; We must leave room for the
+imagination to play&mdash;not too much, but it is a mistake to be
+too exact.&nbsp; There must be some mystery which the public can
+take in any way they choose.&nbsp; It is like the nuts on the
+bicycle, they must not be left loose, but they must not be
+screwed too tight.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I gave way, saying: &ldquo;I suspect you are right.&nbsp; It
+flatters the spectators to feel that they are helping the
+performance by using their imagination.&nbsp; And if they
+don&rsquo;t understand&mdash;well, they can think they do and
+that flatters them again.&nbsp; And there is another reason why
+we must not tell the public everything&mdash;it would take too
+long.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah yes!&nbsp; We must not bore the public or they will
+not come again to the teatrino, and then where would the money
+come from to pay for my singing lessons?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we let the Cold Dawn follow among the rest.&nbsp; There
+were half a dozen rollicking blue-jackets off the warship in the
+port, they had been spending the evening with their girls and
+were escaping with them.&nbsp; When I objected that Paris was a
+sea-port town only in a Bohemian sense, he replied that that was
+enough for him; and when I said that if the sailors really had a
+ship anywhere near, they would have done better to escape by sea,
+he complained that I was being fastidious.</p>
+<p>There were soldiers arm-in-arm and singing, they had been
+interrupted while drinking in a wine-shop in a side street off
+the Via Macqueda and were saving the marsala which they had not
+finished.</p>
+<p>After them came the maresciallo dei carabinieri in the uniform
+he wears for a festa, with a plume in his three-cornered
+hat.&nbsp; He was a broad, beefy fellow, taller than the
+soldiers, being made of a marionette who is usually a
+giant.&nbsp; He came swinging along, all so big and so burly,
+followed by a lady, showily dressed, who walked mincingly and was
+saving a pair of pink satin shoes and a powder-puff.&nbsp; She
+<!-- page 90--><a name="page90"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+90</span>kept calling to him to stop, she wanted to speak to
+him.&nbsp; But he would not listen, he was not going to pay any
+attention to her&mdash;not in his gala uniform, it would not have
+been proper.&nbsp; Besides, there were people looking.</p>
+<p>A blind musician with a broken nose and a falsetto voice was
+led by his mate who carried a &lsquo;cello.&nbsp; An interrupted
+wedding party followed, and school-children with their
+professors, sick people out of the hospital with doctors and
+nurses to help them, and a rabble of water-sellers, shoe-blacks,
+pedlars and men pushing carts.</p>
+<p>Then followed the paladinessa Ettorina still mad, so mad that
+they were dragging her along and forcing her to escape while she
+struggled to get free and did not want to go, because a mad
+person does not understand danger.&nbsp; And paladins and
+warriors came&mdash;Amantebrava, Lungobello, Ottonetto and many
+more whose names I do not remember.</p>
+<p>Last of all came Pope Gregorio III.&nbsp; He was not one to
+leave the city till the last of his flock had been saved.&nbsp;
+He wore his tiara and was in white robes with a red cross front
+and back; he carried his crosier in his left hand and on his
+right thumb was a diamond ring which sparkled as he blessed the
+people.&nbsp; So he passed with his Secretary of State, his
+cardinals, his bishops, his monsignori, his acolytes, his
+chamberlains, his Guardia Nobile and his Swiss Guard; some
+carried lighted candles, some carried banners and others crosses;
+some were swinging incense and others were intoning the psalm
+<i>In Exitu Israel</i>.&nbsp; The solemn pomp of the procession
+disappeared into the opening of the subterranean road and the
+sound of the singing could no longer be heard.&nbsp; They were
+all safely gone.&nbsp; The stage was empty.&nbsp; Yet the curtain
+did not fall.</p>
+<p>Then came a poor mad boy, a sordo-muto, who had been
+overlooked.&nbsp; He was in a great hurry, making frightful
+inarticulate noises and running this way and that, being too much
+alarmed to go straight.&nbsp; Before he had found the mouth of
+the tunnel the curtain fell and we did not see what became of
+him.&nbsp; He may have been left behind after all.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 93--><a name="page93"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+93</span>CATANIA</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER VII<br />
+THE BUFFO&rsquo;S HOLIDAY</h3>
+<p>I do not remember who started the idea that the buffo should
+come to Catania with me; it grew up, as inevitable ideas do,
+without any of us being sure whether he suggested it, or Papa, or
+Gildo, or one of the sisters, or I, and it became the chief
+subject of conversation in the Greco family for days.</p>
+<p>It would not be true to say that he had never been away from
+Palermo, because when he was a boy all the family went to try
+their fortune in Brazil and stayed there five years running a
+marionette theatre; when they returned to Palermo, they left
+behind them in South America the eldest son, Gaetano, who still
+keeps a teatrino there.&nbsp; But the buffo saw no more of South
+America than he has seen of Sicily and, except for this five
+years in Brazil and an occasional day in the country round
+Palermo, had never been outside his native town.&nbsp; But he
+knew that Catania was on the other side of the island and near
+the sea, and expected it to be hotter than Palermo because of the
+propinquity of Etna.&nbsp; He paid no attention to my assurances
+that the temperature would be about the same and said he should
+bring his great-coat, not on account of the heat, but because he
+hoped that if he was seen with it he might be taken for an
+English tourist.</p>
+<p>We did not start from Palermo together.&nbsp; I had to go to
+Caltanissetta, which is on a line that branches off at S.
+Caterina Xirbi from the main line between Palermo and
+Catania.&nbsp; We arranged to meet at the junction three days
+after I left Palermo.&nbsp; I got there from Caltanissetta just
+before the train from Palermo arrived, and the buffo was <!--
+page 94--><a name="page94"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+94</span>looking out of the window.&nbsp; As soon as he saw me on
+the platform he got down and came to me saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! I am so glad to see you again; now everything will
+be all right.&nbsp; I have been wretched ever since you went
+away.&nbsp; I have not been able to eat by night or to sleep by
+day for thinking of you.&nbsp; And this has been going on for two
+whole months; but now I shall recover.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we got into the train and pursued our journey.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see you have brought your great-coat,&rdquo; I
+said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;if I am to be an English
+gentleman I shall have to wear it in Catania.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But won&rsquo;t it do if you carry it over your
+arm?&rdquo; I inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;because then they would see
+my other coat, and that is so dilapidated they would suspect the
+truth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your clothes are quite good enough for any English
+gentleman anywhere,&rdquo; I pointed out.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They are not so good as yours,&rdquo; he replied;
+&ldquo;the teatrino is dirty and they soon wear out.&nbsp; My
+great-coat appears to be fresh because I seldom put it on.&nbsp;
+I shall use it in Catania to conceal the shabbiness of my other
+clothes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You need not be so particular.&nbsp; My father when he
+travelled in Italy did not pay so much attention to his personal
+appearance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You have never told me about your father.&nbsp; Did he
+travel for some English firm?&nbsp; Was it tiles? or perhaps
+sewing-machines?&nbsp; They pay better, I believe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He did not travel for any firm.&nbsp; He was a
+barrister, an avvocato, and travelled for recreation during the
+Long Vacation.&nbsp; I can tell you how he used to dress, because
+just before I left London I copied part of a letter he wrote to
+my mother, and I have it in my pocket.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This is the extract from my father&rsquo;s letter which I read
+to the buffo; it is dated H&ocirc;tel des Bergues, Geneva, 1
+October, 1861:</p>
+<blockquote><p><!-- page 95--><a name="page95"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 95</span>Reading the <i>Times</i> of Friday
+this morning I saw a letter signed G.U. which I have no doubt is
+a mistake for J.U. and means John Unthank and which signifies he
+and his family are in Paris.&nbsp; It is a letter complaining of
+the shabby costume of Englishmen and is a foolish letter but it
+will have the effect of making me furnish myself with a new
+wideawake or something of that sort at Paris for my present
+wideawake has got another hole in it and is really very bad
+though I don&rsquo;t know why it should wear so fast as I take
+great care of it and am rather disappointed that it should fall
+to pieces.&nbsp; Mr. Unthank pointed out to me on the Lake of
+Como that my dressing-gown which I always wear travelling is out
+at elbows which indeed I find it is but that fact seemed to
+grieve Mr. Unthank less than the shabbiness of my hat and he
+offered to give me a new one that is a wideawake of his own which
+had been newly lined and not worn as he said since it was lined
+if I would throw my old wideawake away.&nbsp; I consented but I
+left Milan before he had an opportunity of performing his
+promise.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;It was kind of your father&rsquo;s friend to offer him
+his old hat; don&rsquo;t you think so?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, very kind of him.&nbsp; But, you see, he had his
+reasons.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, he did not want to be seen with anyone so
+badly dressed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is what he says in his letter to the
+<i>Times</i>.&nbsp; I copied that in the British Museum.&nbsp; He
+does not mention my father by name, he merely speaks of
+well-dressed Englishmen in Paris (by which he means people like
+himself) frequently seeing a respectable professional man
+disguised as an omnibus conductor or cab-driver and &lsquo;being
+compelled to stand talking with a vulgar-looking object because
+they have unfortunately recognised an old acquaintance and not
+had time to run across the road to avoid him.&rsquo;&nbsp; My
+father, no doubt, thought of Mr. Unthank&rsquo;s conversations
+with him at Como and Milan and said to himself,
+&lsquo;That&rsquo;s me.&rsquo;&nbsp; The cap fitted him and he
+put it on.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 96--><a name="page96"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+96</span>&ldquo;Excuse me; your father cannot have put the cap
+on, he says he had to leave Milan too soon for that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;O my dear Buffo, I am so sorry.&nbsp; When I said the
+cap, I did not mean the wideawake, I was only using an English
+idiom.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see, I understand.&nbsp; We also have a similar
+expression, but it is not about hats, it is about boots, I think,
+or coats.&nbsp; I will find out and tell you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My father does not say he &lsquo;had to leave&rsquo;;
+he only says he left; and my mother, who agreed with his friends
+and thought his taste in dress deplorable, believed that he ran
+away to escape from Mr. Unthank&rsquo;s hat.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! but a hat is always worth something.&nbsp; I should
+have waited for the hat.&nbsp; Was it really a very bad
+one?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do not remember it, I should think it must have been
+pretty bad.&nbsp; The dressing-gown was awful.&nbsp; It was
+maroon, and his friends called it his wife&rsquo;s mantle.&nbsp;
+After he left off wearing it, it was given to us children for
+dressing up.&nbsp; It was no use for anything else and it was not
+much use for that.&nbsp; So you see, Buffo, you need not trouble
+about your clothes if you want to appear English.&nbsp; You do
+not look in the least like a cab-driver.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps not; but I think it will be safer for me not to
+be an Englishman.&nbsp; All this about your father&rsquo;s
+dressing-gown happened half a century ago, and the letter and the
+article in the <i>Times</i> must have done some good because the
+English gentlemen who come to the teatrino do not dress like that
+now.&nbsp; You are always beautifully dressed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you very much, Buffo, but if that is more than
+merely one of your Sicilian compliments, it only shows that I
+inherit my ideas about dress from my mother rather than from my
+father.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think I had better be a Portuguese gentleman from
+Rio, a friend of yours, over on a visit, and you shall be a
+Sicilian.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We will be a couple of cavalieri erranti like Guido
+Santo and Argantino on their travels.&nbsp; But I do not think
+<!-- page 97--><a name="page97"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+97</span>it will quite do for me to be a Sicilian.&nbsp; I cannot
+talk dialect and I cannot gesticulate.&nbsp; And then, am I not
+too well dressed?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That will not matter; you shall be an aristocratic
+Sicilian, they are often quite well dressed.&nbsp; And as for the
+dialect and the gesticulation, it is now the fashion among the
+upper classes to speak Tuscan and not to gesticulate.&nbsp; It is
+considered more&mdash;I cannot remember the word, I saw it in the
+<i>Giornale di Sicilia</i>, it is an English word.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean it is more chic?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not exactly that and chic is a French word.&nbsp;
+One moment, if you please.&nbsp; It is&mdash;we say lo
+snobismo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see.&nbsp; Very well; I will play the Sicilian snob,
+but I never saw one so I shall have to do it extempore as Snug
+had to play the part of Lion.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is Snug? another American poet?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He was a joiner and lived in Athens at the time when
+all the good things happened.&nbsp; But his father, the author of
+his being, as we say, was an English poet and cast him for the
+part of Lion in <i>Pyramus and Thisbe</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is Thisbe? a wandering knight?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No.&nbsp; Thisbe was the lady loved by Pyramus and was
+acted by Flute the bellows-mender.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all in that
+poet who said what I told you when we were making the Escape from
+Paris&mdash;you remember, about holding the mirror up to
+nature.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish I could read your English poets.&nbsp; I like
+everything English.&nbsp; The Englishmen who come to the teatrino
+are always good and kind&mdash;tutti bravi&mdash;I wish I were an
+Englishman&mdash;a real one I mean, like you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Here were more compliments, so I replied: &ldquo;I wish I were
+a Sicilian buffo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! but you could not be that,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Now I could have my hair cut short, grow a beard on my
+chin, a pair of spectacles on my eyes and heels on my boots and
+then I should only have to be naturalised.&nbsp; But you could
+never be a buffo&mdash;not even an English one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 98--><a name="page98"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+98</span>&ldquo;No; I suppose not.&nbsp; You see, I&rsquo;m too
+serious.&nbsp; Gildo says I take a gloomy view of
+life.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he agreed, &ldquo;why do you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; I replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;My
+poor mother&mdash;my adorata mamma, as you call her&mdash;used to
+make the same complaint.&nbsp; She thought I inherited my
+desponding temperament from my father.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As you inherited your taste in dress from
+her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Just so.&nbsp; But I think I am like Orlando and your
+other paladins, and that I am as I am because it was the will of
+heaven.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is only another way of saying the same
+thing,&rdquo; observed the buffo; which rather surprised me
+because I did not know he took such a just view of the
+significance of evolution.</p>
+<p>On arriving at Catania we went to the albergo and, instead of
+following the usual course and giving his Christian name and
+surname, Alessandro Greco, he preferred to specify his profession
+and describe himself as &ldquo;Tenore Greco.&rdquo;&nbsp; They
+posted this up in the hall under my name, with the unexpected
+result that the other guests ignored him, thinking the words
+applied to me and that I was a tenor singer from Greece.</p>
+<p>The first thing to be done was to go out and get something to
+eat, and as we went along the buffo expressed his delight with
+the appearance of Catania.&nbsp; He had no idea that such a town
+could exist outside Palermo or Brazil.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is beautiful,&rdquo; he exclaimed, &ldquo;yes, and I
+shall always declare that it is beautiful.&nbsp; But, my dear
+Enrico, will you be kind enough to tell me why it is so
+black?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That, my dear Buffo,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;is on
+account of the lava.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But how do you mean&mdash;the lava?&nbsp; What is this
+lava that you speak of, and how does it darken the houses and the
+streets?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>To which I replied as follows: &ldquo;The lava is that mass of
+fire which issues from Etna and then dissolves itself and <!--
+page 99--><a name="page99"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+99</span>becomes formed into black rock, and, as it is
+excessively hard, the people of Catania use it for building their
+houses and for paving their streets.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I do not remember expressing myself precisely in these words,
+but the buffo wrote me an account of his holiday and this is what
+he says I said.&nbsp; It seems that I continued thus:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This house, for example, is built of lava, this
+pavement is lava, those columns are lava, that elephant over the
+fountain is sculptured in lava, this is lava, that is lava,
+everything is lava; even those&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Stop, stop,&rdquo; interrupted the buffo, &ldquo;for
+pity&rsquo;s sake stop, or I shall begin to think that you and I
+also are made of lava.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We reached the Birraria Svizzera and sat down.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you hungry, Buffo?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am always hungry.&nbsp; My subterranean road is
+always ready.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s capital,&rdquo; I replied.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And what particular fugitive would you like to send down
+it now?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Seppia and interiori di pollo,&rdquo; he replied
+without hesitation.</p>
+<p>Now the first of these is cuttle-fish and looks as though the
+cook in sending to table something that ought to have been thrown
+away had tried to conceal it by emptying a bottle of ink into the
+dish; the second is un-selected giblets.&nbsp; So I replied:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very well; but I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;ll join
+you.&nbsp; No one will believe I am a Sicilian unless I eat
+maccaroni, and perhaps I will have a veal cutlet afterwards; that
+will be more suited to my subterranean road.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had better have what I have,&rdquo; said he,
+&ldquo;it is exquisite.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not to-day,&rdquo; I replied gently.</p>
+<p>So we ate our dinner and discussed what we should do during
+the evening.&nbsp; He wanted to go to the marionette theatre, and
+I was not surprised, for I remembered that the <!-- page 100--><a
+name="page100"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 100</span>vergers of
+Westminster Abbey and of Salisbury Cathedral spend their holidays
+making tours to visit other cathedrals; cooks go to Food
+Exhibitions; Scotch station-masters come to London and spend
+their time in the Underground railways; and English journalists
+when they meet on an outing, say to one another:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is a foggy morning; let us go in and split three or
+four infinitives.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So I took him to the Teatro Sicilia and introduced him to the
+proprietor, Gregorio Grasso, a half-brother of Giovanni Grasso,
+and we went behind the scenes to study the difference between the
+Catanian and the Palermitan systems.&nbsp; He was first struck by
+the immense size of the place as compared with his own little
+theatre; next by the orchestra which, instead of being a
+mechanical piano turned by a boy, consisted of a violin, a guitar
+and a double-bass played by men; and finally by the manner of
+manipulating the figures, which distressed him so seriously that
+he forgot he was a Portuguese gentleman and began to give
+Gregorio a lesson to show him how much better we do things in
+Palermo; but it came to nothing, because a method that produces a
+good effect when applied to a small and fairly light marionette
+will not do when applied to one that is nearly a metre and a half
+high and weighs about fifty kilogrammes; it is like trying to
+play an elaborate violin passage on the horn.&nbsp; Soon we were
+politely invited to go to the front, where we were shown into
+good places, and the performance began.&nbsp; In the auditorium
+there was the familiar, pleasant, faint crackling of melon seeds
+and peanuts which the people were munching as at home, and a man
+pushing his way about among them selling lemonade, and water with
+a dash of anise in it.</p>
+<p>The buffo thought the marionettes of Catania were magnificent,
+well-modelled and sumptuously dressed; but their size and their
+weight make it impossible for them to move with the delicacy and
+naturalness which he and his father and brother know so well how
+to impart to those at <!-- page 101--><a name="page101"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 101</span>home.&nbsp; They may start fairly
+well, but sooner or later the figure will betray to the public
+the fatigue of the operator who is standing exhausted on the
+platform behind, no longer capable of communicating any semblance
+of life to the limbs of the puppet.&nbsp; He did not, however,
+arrive at this conclusion all at once, for, in the course of the
+performance when I asked him how it was that the marionettes of
+Catania were not more expressive, he replied:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose it must be on account of the lava.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The figures appear against the back-cloth and the operator
+cannot reach forward to bring them nearer to the audience, thus
+the front part of the stage is free&mdash;or rather it would be
+free, but the public are permitted to stray on to it, and thus
+the stage presents a picture of marionettes with two or three
+live people sitting at each side.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Buffo mio,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;does it appear to you
+to be a good plan that the public should go on the stage and
+mingle with the paladins?&nbsp; It is not allowed in our own
+theatre at home.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am not sure that it is a bad plan,&rdquo; he replied,
+&ldquo;it is true we do not allow it in Palermo; but one moment,
+if you please, there is something coming into my head.&nbsp; Ah!
+yes, it is about holding up the mirror to nature.&nbsp; Now here,
+in Catania, this stage presents a truer mirror of nature than
+ours in Palermo.&nbsp; For have you not observed in life that,
+with the exception of a few really sensible people like you and
+me, most men are merely puppets in the hands of others?&nbsp;
+They do not act on their own ideas nor do they think for
+themselves; also they adopt any words that are put into their
+mouths.&nbsp; Now, it seems to me that the proportion of real men
+compared with marionettes is not greater on this stage than we
+observe it to be in life, and therefore we may say that the
+proprietor of this theatre is following the advice of your
+poet.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He noticed that one of the chief characteristics of the
+Catanian marionettes comes into evidence when they are
+fighting.&nbsp; Two of them take up their positions opposite each
+<!-- page 102--><a name="page102"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+102</span>other, sidling round and round like fighting cocks
+preparing to set to; they raise their scimitars, cross them and
+rub them one against the other, like butchers sharpening their
+knives; after a certain time spent in this sword exercise, they
+cross the stage and, turning suddenly round, face one another and
+strike; the consequence of this man&oelig;uvre is that they both
+fall to the ground.&nbsp; We were looking on at such a duel and
+when the climax came the buffo rose to his feet and clapped his
+hands expecting the rest of the public to join, but to his
+surprise they remained cold, and declined &ldquo;to crown his
+applause with their acquiescence,&rdquo; as he expressed
+it.&nbsp; He turned wonderingly to the young man who was selling
+lemonade and said, speaking with difficulty in broken Tuscan, as
+a Portuguese gentleman from Rio might be expected to do:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tell me, Caro mio, why do not the public join me in
+applauding?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Sir,&rdquo; replied the young man, &ldquo;it is
+out of the question.&nbsp; You do not seem to be aware of the
+identity of the marionette who has just been killed.&nbsp; He is
+a Christian and the brother-in-law of Rinaldo.&nbsp; He is
+Ruggiero, a very noble youth.&nbsp; The public do not applaud,
+because they are sorry for his death and, besides, it would be an
+insult to Rinaldo if they were to applaud at the death of his
+brother-in-law.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On hearing this the buffo borrowed my handkerchief and wiped
+away two tears, one from each of his eyes, then he returned it
+politely and began mumbling to himself.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What are you saying?&rdquo;&nbsp; I inquired.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Why do you speak so low?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, it&rsquo;s nothing,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;I was
+merely reciting a prayer for the repose of the soul of poor
+Ruggiero.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>The next morning I was down before him and had nearly finished
+my coffee when he came slowly and sadly into the
+dining-room.&nbsp; I said:</p>
+<p><!-- page 103--><a name="page103"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+103</span>&ldquo;Good morning, Buffo mio, and I hope you have had
+a good night and slept well after your long journey and your
+evening at the theatre.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He sat down, put his arm on the table and mournfully rested
+his head on his hand.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Enrico,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I have passed a
+night of horror.&nbsp; I did not get to sleep at all, and then I
+was continually waking up again&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nonsense, Buffo,&rdquo; I exclaimed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But it&rsquo;s not nonsense.&nbsp; Ah! you do not know
+what it is to lie awake all night, sleepless and trembling,
+between sheets that are made of lava, and to hear footsteps and
+the clanking of armour and to see Rinaldo shining in the dark and
+threatening you as he holds over you his sword, Fusberta, and
+shouts in your ear: &lsquo;How dare you applaud when my
+brother-in-law is killed?&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>He seemed to enjoy his coffee, however, and to be ready for
+plenty of exertion.&nbsp; He wanted a piece of lava to take home
+with him, and would it not be possible to pick up a piece if we
+went to the slopes of Etna?&nbsp; So we made inquiries and were
+told where to find the station of the Circum-Etnea Railway and
+started soon after breakfast for Patern&ograve;.&nbsp; The soil
+was black with lava and the wind was tremendous and carried the
+gritty dust into our mouths and down our necks.&nbsp; In that way
+he got plenty of lava to take home, but he wanted a large piece,
+and we could not stop the train and get out and break a piece of
+rock off, besides, we had nothing to break it with.&nbsp; We were
+like that old sailor in the poem who was surrounded by water,
+water everywhere, but not a drop of a kind to satisfy his
+immediate requirements.&nbsp; It was just as bad at
+Patern&ograve;; from the station to the town all our energies
+were required to get along in the blinding wind and the stinging
+dust and then we had to have our luncheon.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what would you like for colazione,
+Buffo?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Seppia and interiori di pollo, if you
+please.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But he had to be a Sicilian and eat maccaroni with me, <!--
+page 104--><a name="page104"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+104</span>because the inn could not provide what he wanted.&nbsp;
+Altogether the day was perhaps something of a failure, and we
+returned without the piece of lava.</p>
+<p>In the evening we went to the Birraria Svizzera, and he ate
+his seppia while I got through my maccaroni.&nbsp; When his
+interiori di pollo came I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will do my best to eat what you eat, not exactly but
+as nearly as I can.&nbsp; Instead of a veal cutlet I will have
+part of an esteriore di pollo.&nbsp; It rather surprises me that
+you should always eat the same things.&nbsp; Gildo said you like
+plenty of variety.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I do,&rdquo; he replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;Look at my
+plate.&nbsp; Can you imagine a more delicious variety?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I looked and said: &ldquo;Certainly there is variety; I doubt
+whether our English fowls could show so much.&nbsp;
+But&mdash;well, as long as you like it&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Being rather tired after our day in the country we did not go
+to any theatre, we stayed in the Birraria till bed-time talking
+and listening to the music.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>Next day was the last of the buffo&rsquo;s holiday, and I
+proposed another excursion, but he said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Suppose we pretend that we have come to Catania on an
+excursion, and then we can spend the day in the city.&nbsp; I
+want to buy some things to take home with me for my
+sisters.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Accordingly we looked in the shop-windows and chose three
+ornamental combs made of celluloid for the three sisters, a
+snuff-box for papa, made of dried bergamot skin smelling so as to
+scent the snuff, and a pair of braces for Gildo.&nbsp; It seemed
+a pity that the buffo should not have something also, so he chose
+for himself a handkerchief with a picture of the elephant of lava
+over the fountain in the piazza and he gave me in return a metal
+pencil-case.&nbsp; Then the question of the piece of lava had to
+be taken up again.&nbsp; We consulted the landlord, who produced
+a bit&mdash;exactly <!-- page 105--><a name="page105"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 105</span>what was wanted and only one franc
+fifty.&nbsp; We had been wandering about in search of it and
+there it was all the time in the same house with us.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What on earth are you going to do with it,
+Buffo?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, everyone who goes to Catania brings home a piece
+of lava.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but what do they want it for?&nbsp; It might be a
+neat chimney ornament, but you have no fireplace in your
+house.&nbsp; Or you might use it as a paper-weight, but in your
+family you scarcely ever write a letter.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He looked at me sadly for a moment and then said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I thought you were an artist and now you are being
+practical.&nbsp; Usefulness is not everything.&nbsp; This piece
+of lava will be for me an object of eternal beauty, and when I
+contemplate it I shall think of the happy time we have spent here
+together.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;O Buffo! don&rsquo;t go on like that or you
+will make me cry.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the evening we went to the Teatro Machiavelli and saw a
+performance by living players.&nbsp; In the first act a good
+young man introduced Rosina to the cavaliere, who congratulated
+him on having won the affections of so virtuous and lovely a
+girl.&nbsp; The cavaliere gave a bad old woman one hundred
+francs, and in return she promised to procure him an interview
+with Rosina.&nbsp; The bad old woman persuaded Rosina to enter a
+house in which we knew the cavaliere was.&nbsp; The good young
+man asked the bad old woman what she had done with his girl; of
+course she had done nothing with her, but we heard shrieks.&nbsp;
+The good young man became suspicious, broke open the door of the
+house and, on learning the worst, shot the bad old woman dead and
+was taken by the police.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This seems as though it were going to be a very
+interesting play,&rdquo; said the buffo when the curtain had
+fallen.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what do you think will
+happen next?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You ought to know that,&rdquo; he replied;
+&ldquo;it&rsquo;s no use asking me.&nbsp; I never saw a Sicilian
+play in Rio.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 106--><a name="page106"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+106</span>&ldquo;Of course not; I was forgetting.&nbsp; I should
+say that the good young man will be acquitted because it was
+justifiable homicide or that he will return after a short term of
+imprisonment; in any case I think he will marry Rosina and live
+happily ever after.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I see,&rdquo; he replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;You think it
+will be a comedy.&nbsp; People who take a gloomy view of life
+naturally expect something cheerful in the theatre.&nbsp; But
+what if it is a tragedy?&nbsp; And how are you going to dispose
+of the cavaliere?&nbsp; Is he to carry his wickedness through
+your comedy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You want it to be a tragedy because you are a buffo, I
+suppose.&nbsp; Now let me think.&nbsp; If you are
+right&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Before I could see my way to a tragic plot, the curtain rose
+on Act II.&nbsp; The women of the village were going to Mass, but
+Rosina, reduced to ragged misery, fell on the steps, not worthy
+to enter.&nbsp; The cavaliere came by and offered her money,
+which she indignantly spurned.&nbsp; A good old woman, who
+happened to be passing, scowled at the cavaliere and kindly led
+Rosina away.&nbsp; An old man returned from America, where he had
+been for twenty years to escape the consequences of a crime the
+details of which he ostentatiously suppressed.&nbsp; This was his
+native village; he began recognising things and commenting on the
+changes.&nbsp; Rosina came to him begging.&nbsp; He looked at her
+and passed his hand over his eyes as he said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My girl, why are you begging at your age&mdash;so
+young, so fair?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah!&nbsp; Old man, I am in ragged misery because my
+father committed a crime.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A crime!&nbsp; What crime?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So Rosina told him about it and the escape of the criminal to
+America.&nbsp; The tears in her voice were so copious that her
+words were nearly drowned, but that did not signify; we were
+intelligent enough to have already guessed the relationship
+between them and we knew that she must be supplying the details
+which he had suppressed.</p>
+<p><!-- page 107--><a name="page107"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+107</span>He struggled with his surging emotions as he watched
+her delivering her sad tale and we felt more and more certain
+that we must be right.&nbsp; There came a pause.&nbsp; She buried
+her face in her hands.&nbsp; The old man spoke:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Twenty years, did you say?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Twenty years.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what was your mother&rsquo;s name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Concetta.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dio mio!&nbsp; And your name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Rosina.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mia figlia!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mio padre!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Here they fell into each other&rsquo;s arms and the orchestra
+let loose a passage of wild allegria which it had been holding in
+reserve.&nbsp; The revelation of the cause of the ragged misery
+followed and was nearing its conclusion when the cavaliere
+happened to pass by.&nbsp; Rosina pointed him out to her father,
+who first made a speech at him and then shot him dead.&nbsp;
+Rosina wept over his body, although she hated him, and the
+curtain fell.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That was very beautiful,&rdquo; said the buffo.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Do you still think it will be a comedy?&nbsp; I still
+believe it will be a tragedy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am not sure,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;but we shall
+soon know.&nbsp; Did not the old man listen well?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes.&nbsp; It was like life.&nbsp; Did you observe how
+he made little calculations for himself while she told him the
+story?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, and one could see it all agreed with what he
+knew.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He was like your father reading his friend&rsquo;s
+letter.&nbsp; The cap fitted him and he put it on.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bravo, Buffo!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And when he made as though he would stroke her hair and
+drew back because he was not yet sure&mdash;oh, it was
+beautiful!&nbsp; But there was one thing I did not quite
+understand.&nbsp; Why did the cavaliere fall dead?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 108--><a name="page108"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+108</span>&ldquo;Because the father shot him,&rdquo; I
+replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He aimed in the other direction.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I also noticed that the old man fired to the right and
+the cavaliere fell on his left, but that was only because of a
+little defect of stage management.&nbsp; It does not do to be
+fastidious.&nbsp; You must not forget that they are doing the
+play as Snug the joiner did Lion, it has never been
+written.&nbsp; It will go more smoothly next time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you.&nbsp; You see, I am not a regular
+theatre-goer.&nbsp; There is another thing that puzzled me.&nbsp;
+You remember the bad old woman in the first act who was
+shot?&nbsp; Should you think I was being too fastidious if I
+asked you why she rose from the dead and led Rosina kindly away
+in the second act?&nbsp; No doubt it will be explained presently,
+but, in the meantime, if you&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She did not rise from the dead; it was a different
+woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was the same woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Anyone could tell you are a Portuguese or an Englishman
+or whatever you are&mdash;a foreigner of some kind; no Sicilian
+would make such an objection.&nbsp; It was the same actress, but
+a different character in the drama.&nbsp; That was either because
+they have not enough ladies in the company, or because the lady
+who ought to have taken one part or the other is away on a
+holiday, or because the lady who acted wanted to show she could
+do a good old woman and a bad old woman equally well.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you very much.&nbsp; You can hardly
+expect&mdash;But hush! they are beginning the third act, which
+will explain everything.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The curtain rose again.&nbsp; The background represented an
+elegant circular temple built of sponge cake, strawberry ice and
+spangles; it stood at the end of a perspective of columns
+constructed of the same materials, and between the columns were
+green bushes in ornamental flower-pots&mdash;all very pretty and
+gay&mdash;&rdquo;molto bellissimo,&rdquo; as the buffo
+said.&nbsp; The orchestra struck up a jigging tune in <!-- page
+109--><a name="page109"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+109</span>six-eight time in a minor key with a refrain in the
+tonic major, and a washed-out youth in evening dress with a
+receding forehead, a long, bony nose, an eye-glass, prominent
+upper-teeth, no chin, a hat on the back of his head, a brown
+greatcoat over his arm, shiny boots, a cigarette and a
+silver-topped cane, entered.&nbsp; I whispered:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is he dressed well enough for an Englishman?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; whispered the buffo, &ldquo;but this is no
+Englishman.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you see who it is and where we
+are?&nbsp; This is the good young man in paradise.&nbsp; His
+punishment has been too much for him and he has died in
+prison.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But, Buffo mio,&rdquo; I objected, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s a
+different person altogether; it&rsquo;s not a bit like
+him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It may be a different actor&mdash;I think it
+is&mdash;but it is the same character in the drama.&nbsp; That is
+either because they have too many men in the company, or because
+the actor who did the good young man in the first act has gone
+home to supper and another is finishing his part for him, or
+because&mdash;I can&rsquo;t think of any other reason just now,
+and I want to hear what he is saying.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Except for his clothes, the creature on the stage was little
+more than a limp and a dribble, but there was enough of him to
+sing a song telling us in the Neapolitan dialect that his notion
+of happiness was to stroll up and down the Toledo ogling the
+girls.&nbsp; When he had finished acknowledging the applause he
+departed and his place was taken by a lady no longer young, in
+flimsy pale blue muslin, a low neck and sham diamonds.&nbsp;
+There lingered about her a hungry wistfulness, as though she were
+still hoping to get a few more drops of enjoyment out of the
+squeezed orange of her wasted life.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And this must be Rosina,&rdquo; whispered the buffo;
+&ldquo;Dio mio, how death has aged her!&rdquo;&nbsp; Seeing I was
+about to speak, he interrupted me: &ldquo;It does not do to be
+fastidious.&nbsp; No real Sicilian would make any
+objection.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The lady sang a song telling us in the Neapolitan dialect that
+her notion of happiness was to stroll up and down the <!-- page
+110--><a name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+110</span>Toledo ogling the men.&nbsp; When she had finished
+acknowledging the applause she departed and, almost immediately,
+they both came on together.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I told you so,&rdquo; exclaimed the buffo triumphantly;
+&ldquo;they have met in paradise and are happy at
+last.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They performed a duet in the Neapolitan dialect and showed us
+how they strolled up and down the Toledo ogling one
+another.&nbsp; After they had finished acknowledging the applause
+the curtain fell and we all left the theatre.&nbsp; I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do not know whether you are aware of what you have
+done, but by making that temple of spangled pastry into heaven
+you have wrecked your tragedy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, I gave up my tragedy as soon as I saw where we
+were, and the play ended quite in your manner, didn&rsquo;t it?
+like the Comedy of Dante.&nbsp; Or do you mean that you have any
+doubts about that last act taking place in heaven?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have many doubts about that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I admit, of course, that it would have been more
+satisfactory, and much clearer as a comedy, if we could have seen
+them both die before they went to paradise.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Would you like me to tell you the plain,
+straightforward, honest, manly, brutal truth about it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very much indeed, if you don&rsquo;t mind; but I should
+not like you to strain yourself on my account.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All right, Buffo, I&rsquo;ll be careful.&nbsp; Now
+listen.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t believe that the last act, as you
+call it, had anything to do with the story.&nbsp; It was a
+music-hall turn added at the end of the play merely to close the
+entertainment and send the audience away in good
+spirits.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But that wrecks your comedy.&nbsp; And if the play was
+neither comedy nor tragedy, what was it?&nbsp; You cannot expect
+a simple Portuguese gentleman from Rio to understand your
+Sicilian dramas all at once.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And we have not time now to discuss the question
+exhaustively, for if you do not go to bed immediately you will
+never be up to-morrow in time to catch your train back to
+Palermo, and if you are late what will papa say <!-- page
+111--><a name="page111"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+111</span>and what will the public think when they find nothing
+ready in the teatrino?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is true.&nbsp; Good night and thank you very much
+for my holiday and for all you have done for me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Prego, prego; I thank you for giving me the pleasure of
+your company.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not at all.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But I assure you&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you go on like this I shall begin to cry, and then I
+shall not sleep at all, and that will be worse than sitting up to
+discuss the play.&nbsp; So good night, finally.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good night, Buffo.&nbsp; You will forgive me if I do
+not see you off in the morning; I do not want to get up at
+half-past five.&nbsp; I wish you Buon viaggio.&nbsp; Give my love
+to papa and Gildo and my respectful compliments to the
+sisters.&nbsp; Have you got your lump of lava and all your other
+goods?&nbsp; That&rsquo;s right.&nbsp; Sleep well and do not
+dream of Rosina and the good young man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Arrivederci.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 115--><a name="page115"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 115</span>TRAPANI</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER VIII<br />
+THE NASCITA</h3>
+<p>Once I was at Trapani in September, and observed in a small
+shop in a back street some queer little dolls&rsquo; heads made
+of wax.&nbsp; They seemed to form a set, some women and some men,
+and there were hands of wax to match.&nbsp; I did not think much
+about them, one cannot very well investigate everything one
+notices in a Sicilian town, and, as I turned away, these little
+heads were driven out of mine by Ignazio Giacalone, who was
+coming down the street.&nbsp; He is a young avvocato whom I have
+known since he was a student.&nbsp; He told me that he was going
+to be married next day, and invited me to his wedding.</p>
+<p>In the evening another friend of mine, also an avvocato,
+Alberto Scalisi, came to the albergo to take his coffee and, as
+we all sat smoking and talking, something was said about an
+article on the Nascita written by him and recently published in
+<i>L&rsquo;Amico</i>, a Trapanese Sunday newspaper.&nbsp; I knew
+nothing about the Nascita, but I knew something about the
+avvocato whose acquaintance I had made a few years previously at
+the house of my friend Signor Decio D&rsquo;Ali, with whom I had
+been dining.&nbsp; After dinner many guests, including the
+avvocato Scalisi, came to the house to rehearse a play they were
+preparing for a charity performance; they were all amateurs, and
+I never saw amateurs act so well.&nbsp; The Signora Decio
+D&rsquo;Ali and the Avvocato Scalisi were the best; his was a
+comic part, and he did it with so much natural humour that I was
+anxious to read his article whatever the Nascita might be, as to
+which they gave me some preliminary information.&nbsp; They
+reminded me of the Presepio, the representation of <!-- page
+116--><a name="page116"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+116</span>the Nativit&agrave; at Bethlehem, which it is the
+custom in many places to make at Christmas; there is a most
+elaborate one, treated as though the event had happened in modern
+times, preserved in the convent of S. Martino, in Naples; there
+is one in the Mus&eacute;e de Cluny in Paris,
+<i>L&rsquo;Adoration des Rois et des Bergers</i>, Art Napolitain
+XVIII si&egrave;cle.&nbsp; I was most familiar with such things
+in the chapels on the Sacro Monte at Varallo-Sesia, where the
+figures are the size of life.&nbsp; When they saw I had got hold
+of the idea, they told me that in Trapani it is the custom in the
+homes of the sailors to celebrate the 8th September by making a
+representation of the house of S. Joachim as it appeared on the
+occasion of the birth of his daughter, the Madonna, and to keep
+it on view for three weeks, till S. Michael&rsquo;s day.&nbsp;
+They do not do this in any other town, and the avvocato&rsquo;s
+article was about one he had seen.</p>
+<p>Next morning about 7.30 Ignazio&rsquo;s father most politely
+called for me in a carriage and pair and, accompanied by two
+other guests, we drove to the house of the bride&rsquo;s family,
+where there was a crowd of people, and we were all presented;
+then we proceeded to the Municipio, where the civil part of the
+marriage was performed; after which we returned to the
+bride&rsquo;s house and went through the religious service at an
+altar that had been erected in one of the rooms.&nbsp; We admired
+the presents and the flowers, partook of refreshments and
+exchanged compliments till it was time to go, and I carried away
+with me a copy of <i>L&rsquo;Amico</i> given me by the Avvocato
+Scalisi, who was one of the guests.</p>
+<p>While reading his article I recognised that the little waxen
+heads and hands must be part of the raw material for a Nascita,
+and in my mind I identified certain figures in the museum which
+Conte Pepoli was then arranging in the disused convent of the
+Annunziata as remains of old examples of the Nascita and of the
+Nativit&agrave;.&nbsp; Nothing would do for it then but I must
+see a Nascita, and the difficulty was how to proceed.&nbsp; One
+cannot very well go <!-- page 117--><a name="page117"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 117</span>round knocking at all the doors in a
+Sicilian town and asking if they have made a Nascita; the
+Avvocato Scalisi had gone off to another wedding or to defend a
+mafioso, or to transact whatever business falls to the lot of a
+Trapanese avvocato.&nbsp; Mario, my coachman, takes no interest
+in anything to do with religion in any shape, so he was no use,
+and everyone else I spoke to was very kind about it but evidently
+did not know how to help me.</p>
+<p>I considered what I should do if at Hastings or Grimsby or
+Newlyn I wanted to get inside a fisherman&rsquo;s cottage, and it
+occurred to me that I should consult the parson.&nbsp; I knew a
+priest at Trapani whose acquaintance I had made at Custonaci, but
+I did not know where he was.&nbsp; I boldly stopped a couple of
+strange priests in the street and asked if they knew my priest;
+they did, and one of them took me to his house.&nbsp; It was
+rather mean of me to call upon him merely to ask him to help me
+to find a Nascita, I ought to have wanted to salute him and enjoy
+his company; but he did not appear to think it rude, and we went
+together to the old part of the town where the sailors live and
+asked at a house where he knew they always used to make a
+Nascita, but this year there was none.&nbsp; They told us of
+another likely house, but again we were disappointed.&nbsp; We
+tried several more without success, and at last I exclaimed:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What a lack of faith!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But my priest replied that that was not the explanation; it
+was lack of money, because these things cannot be made for
+nothing.</p>
+<p>We could not then call at more houses because he was busy with
+his own affairs; it was his dinner-time, or he had to go to a
+wedding or a funeral or to do whatever it is that Trapanese
+priests do in the afternoon, so we postponed our search till the
+evening, when he returned with his brother, another priest, who
+knew a family who had made a Nascita, and we went to their
+house.</p>
+<p>We were shown into a large room, at the end of which, on <!--
+page 118--><a name="page118"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+118</span>a long table, was a sort of rabbit hutch or
+doll&rsquo;s house, all on one floor, about eighteen inches high,
+with the front off showing that it was divided into eight square
+compartments, so that the whole hutch was about twelve feet long,
+the width of the room.&nbsp; These compartments were the rooms of
+Joachim&rsquo;s house or flat, as we should say, and the figures
+in them were about eight inches high.&nbsp; In the arts actual
+size counts for little and, as with the marionettes, I soon
+accepted the dolls as representatives of men and women and felt
+as though I were present at some such family festival as
+Ignazio&rsquo;s wedding, and the rooms, all leading one into the
+other, contributed to the illusion.</p>
+<p>We were asked to begin with the entrance.&nbsp; The front part
+of it had been let to a cobbler who was sitting at his bench
+mending a shoe, and if it had been real life he would have been
+singing.&nbsp; Behind him was a garden of artificial flowers with
+a fountain of real water that was not playing that evening.&nbsp;
+A door led through the side wall into the second compartment,
+which was a salone.&nbsp; The porter, in evening dress, was
+introducing a married couple, also in evening dress, who had been
+invited and were accompanied by their baby in the arms of the
+wet-nurse.&nbsp; This compartment was divided by a partition with
+an open door through which one saw an alcove, or back room, with
+a buffet loaded with sweets, cakes, and ices, at which the guests
+were to refresh themselves as they passed.&nbsp; At
+Ignazio&rsquo;s wedding footmen carried the refreshments about on
+trays.&nbsp; A door in the side led to the third compartment,
+where children were dancing to a toy piano with four real
+notes.&nbsp; I struck one and it sounded.&nbsp; A lady doll was
+playing, and I looked at her music, but the notes were too small
+for my eyes, so I asked our hostess what music it was, and she
+replied that it was a selection from the <i>Geisha</i>.&nbsp; I
+remembered then that there had recently been in the town a
+travelling opera company performing that work which is so popular
+in Italy that one often hears <!-- page 119--><a
+name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 119</span>the boys
+whistling the airs in the streets.&nbsp; A surname is not of much
+practical use in Sicily, and some of my friends have not mastered
+mine, but by those who know it, and who also know that it is the
+same as that of the composer of the <i>Geisha</i>, I have
+sometimes been credited with the music of his opera, a compliment
+which it distresses me to be compelled to decline.&nbsp; In the
+alcove behind were musicians playing guitars.&nbsp; I did not
+strike a note on a guitar, feeling sure that it would be out of
+tune with the piano.</p>
+<p>A door in the side wall led to the fourth room, where S.
+Joachim was entertaining four kings who wore their crowns.&nbsp;
+These kings have nothing to do with Gaspare, Melchiorre, and
+Baldassare, who fall down and worship the infant Jesus, opening
+their treasures and presenting unto him gifts, gold and
+frankincense and myrrh, on the occasion of the
+Nativit&agrave;.&nbsp; Those three were led from the East to the
+manger at Bethlehem by the miraculous star; these in
+Joachim&rsquo;s room came in response to the usual cards of
+invitation sent by the family, just as the relations and guests
+came to Ignazio&rsquo;s wedding.&nbsp; The Madonna had, I think
+my priest told me, forty kings and sixty condottieri in her
+pedigree.&nbsp; Invitations had been issued to all their
+descendants, and no doubt all had accepted, but, owing to want of
+means on the part of the artist who made this Nascita and want of
+space in the rabbit hutch, only four kings could be shown.&nbsp;
+It is not everyone who can entertain so many as four kings; there
+were none at Ignazio&rsquo;s wedding.&nbsp; In this room there
+was also a monsignore with red buttons to his sottana, he had an
+attendant who, my priest told me, was a seminarista.&nbsp; In the
+alcove behind was Joachim&rsquo;s bed, and the empty cup from
+which he had drunk his morning black coffee stood on the table by
+his bedside.</p>
+<p>The door leading to the fifth room was partly concealed by a
+notice with these words: &ldquo;&Egrave; Nata Maria,&rdquo; and,
+accordingly, here we found the new-born child in an elaborate
+<!-- page 120--><a name="page120"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+120</span>cradle attended by three angels who were planted on the
+floor in front of her, rather a Christmas-cardy group.&nbsp; Four
+queens with crowns had come, no doubt they were the wives of
+Joachim&rsquo;s kings, and there was a Jewish priest whom I took
+to be Simeon, he had a head-covering with horns such as Caiaphas
+wears at Varallo.&nbsp; My priest, however, assured me that
+Simeon was not a priest, he was only &ldquo;un uomo
+qualunque&rdquo;; and he would have it that the figure
+represented Melchizedek.&nbsp; This occasion must not be confused
+with a subsequent one when the <i>Nunc Dimittis</i> was
+improvised by Simeon, who, he said, could not have lived long
+enough to be present on both occasions.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Reverend Father,&rdquo; I objected, &ldquo;pardon me if
+I give you an example which points in the other direction.&nbsp;
+The best man or, as you would say, the compare at my
+grandfather&rsquo;s wedding not only lived to perform the
+ceremony of marrying my father and mother, but lived long enough
+also to marry my brother.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The priest wavered, but was not convinced; he repeated that
+this was Melchizedek and that he always appears at the birth of
+the Madonna, and I was so much under the spell of the Nascita
+that I could not remember precisely when Melchizedek lived.&nbsp;
+Whoever this personage was, he had passed into this room from
+Joachim&rsquo;s room on the day of the Sacred Name of Maria, that
+is on the Sunday after the birth, and he had officiated at the
+baptism.&nbsp; On the floor was a bath of water with cinnamon, in
+which the baby had been washed and with which the guests were to
+cross themselves.&nbsp; S. Anna was in her bedroom in the alcove
+behind, but not in bed, she got up and sat in a chair on the
+ninth day after the birth.</p>
+<p>Through the door in the side the guests were to pass to the
+sixth room, where there were nuns engaged in household duties,
+mending the linen, darning the stockings, and so on.&nbsp; One
+was working a sewing-machine, and in the alcove behind was their
+bedroom.</p>
+<p><!-- page 121--><a name="page121"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+121</span>The side door led to the seventh room, where there was
+another nun ironing and directing the servants who were making
+quince marmalade and extract of pomidoro and discharging similar
+autumnal duties; behind was the servants&rsquo; bedroom.</p>
+<p>Lastly we came to the eighth room, which, like the front
+entrance, filled the whole compartment and had no alcove.&nbsp;
+This was the kitchen and dining-room in one.&nbsp; The hospitable
+board was spread with such profusion that there was not room on
+it for another egg-cup.&nbsp; Here Joachim was to entertain the
+kings and queens to dinner later on.&nbsp; Three Turks and one
+female servant were controlling affairs, making the cuscuso and
+preparing the maccaroni.&nbsp; There were young chickens in a
+corner; I inquired for their mother, and was told she was busy
+making the soup; then I saw that a saucepan was simmering on the
+stove.&nbsp; The walls were hung with brightly polished copper
+cooking utensils and there were baskets of maccaroni on the
+floor.</p>
+<p>The three principal rooms were carpeted with tissue-paper
+advertisements of a new bar in the Via Torrearsa which has lately
+been opened by relations of our host.&nbsp; Each room was lighted
+by a naked candle kept in place upon the floor by a drop of
+wax.&nbsp; All the walls were hung with wall-papers, originally
+designed for larger apartments, and adorned with pictures, among
+which I observed Carlo Dolci&rsquo;s <i>Ecce Homo</i>.&nbsp; The
+Avvocato Scalisi saw, or says he saw, two saints flanking an
+advertisement of cod-liver oil, and in Joachim&rsquo;s room was a
+portrait of Pope Pius X blessing the company which included
+besides the kings a couple of officers in uniform.&nbsp; But then
+the Avvocato Scalisi is a humorist, and the trouble with
+humorists is that they are too fond of assuming all their readers
+to be humorists also, whereas they sometimes have a reader of
+another kind who is puzzled to know whether what they say is to
+be taken seriously or not.</p>
+<p>We were about to make our compliments preliminary to
+departure, when our host produced a tray with marsala <!-- page
+122--><a name="page122"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+122</span>and biscuits, so we sat down for a few minutes and I
+observed what I took to be a little waxen paladin among the
+wine-glasses.&nbsp; He was, however, no paladin, though he wore
+armour and a helmet; he was S. Michele waiting to arrive on his
+festa, the 29th September.&nbsp; It was now the 20th and, partly
+to please me and partly because it did not much matter for a day
+or two, he arrived at once.&nbsp; He had wings, but they wanted
+repairing, so I carried him carefully from the tray and deposited
+him in the corner of the room in which the baby lay.</p>
+<p>My priest found several other examples of the Nascita and took
+me to see them before I left Trapani.&nbsp; The differences were
+slight; in one case there were only three rooms; in another the
+rooms were divided so as to vary in size; in another the rooms
+had windows at the back with balconies.&nbsp; Sometimes the
+guests were reading the <i>Giornale di Sicilia</i>, and I saw
+opera-glasses on the table in one room and in another the
+gentlemen had deposited their tall hats on the sofa.&nbsp; There
+were book-cases full of books and the bedrooms were furnished
+down to the most insignificant but necessary details.&nbsp; S.
+Joachim in one of the houses was entertaining only three friends,
+and they had no kingly marks upon them; they were perhaps
+descendants of the condottieri.&nbsp; I thought afterwards of
+going back to inquire, but one cannot very well return to a house
+where one has seen a Nascita and ask to be allowed to look again
+to make sure whether or not the guests have hung up their crowns
+on the hat pegs of the umbrella-stand at the front
+entrance.&nbsp; There was something about these gentlemen,
+something in their costume as they sat at a round table with S.
+Joachim, a queer 1830 feeling that put me in mind of Mr. Pickwick
+and his three friends sitting in their private room at the
+&ldquo;George and Vulture,&rdquo; George Yard, Lombard Street,
+except that they were only drinking coffee.</p>
+<p>In the garden at the entrance to one house was a baby taking
+the air in a perambulator and a band of eight <!-- page 123--><a
+name="page123"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 123</span>musicians
+with a conductor.&nbsp; There was real water with a tap and a
+basin in the kitchen so that the guests might wash their hands
+after dinner.&nbsp; There was a mouse-trap in the corner of the
+kitchen.&nbsp; In one room the guests were playing cards, in
+another eating ices, and I observed a toy piano with the extended
+compass of six notes.</p>
+<p>In all the kitchens there was a Turk for the cuscuso.&nbsp; It
+is made with fish, semolina, and onions in a double saucepan
+which in England is called a steamer.&nbsp; In the bottom part
+water is boiled; in the top part, over the holes, they put a
+layer of chopped onions, and over that the semolina which has
+been previously made into very small balls by damping it.&nbsp;
+The onions prevent the semolina from falling through the holes
+into the water, and the steam of the water coming through cooks
+the semolina and the onions.&nbsp; The fish are put into the
+water at the right moment and are boiled while the semolina is
+being steamed.&nbsp; It is all served together like
+bouillabaisse, the semolina answering to the bread, and extract
+of pomidoro is added.&nbsp; One would not be likely to meet with
+cuscuso in the houses of the well-to-do; one might get it in the
+albergo by insisting on it, but they would rather not provide it
+because, like the Discobolus in Butler&rsquo;s poem <i>A Psalm of
+Montreal</i>, it is vulgar.&nbsp; I have eaten it only once when
+I dined with my compare Michele Lombardo, a jeweller, to whose
+son I stood as padrino at his cresima, and I do not care to eat
+it again, not because it is vulgar, but because I did not find it
+nearly so good as bouillabaisse.&nbsp; The recipe for it has
+penetrated to Trapani from Africa as a result of the constant
+intercourse between Sicily and the French colony of Tunis, the
+fishermen of Trapani going over to the African coast not only for
+fish, but also for coral and for sponges.</p>
+<p>My priest was inclined to treat the Nascita with tolerant
+contempt; he muttered the word &ldquo;Anacronismo&rdquo; several
+times and, since I have ascertained that Melchizedek was a
+contemporary of Abraham, I think he should not <!-- page 124--><a
+name="page124"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 124</span>have done
+so.&nbsp; I said that the anachronisms did not disturb me.&nbsp;
+I told him that in the marionette theatre in Palermo, when
+Cristoforo Colombo embarks from the port of Palos in Spain to
+discover America, a sailor, sitting on the paddle-box of the
+piroscafo, the steamboat, sings that Neapolitan song <i>Santa
+Lucia</i>.&nbsp; I passed over the anticipation of steam and
+contented myself with asking the buffo whether the song had been
+composed so long ago and also whether its popularity had extended
+from Naples into Spain.&nbsp; He replied that it had extended to
+Palermo and that his audience connected it in their minds with
+the sea, and as for the date of its composition he had made no
+inquiries, but he knew it was older than &ldquo;O Sole
+Mio&rdquo;; we do not go to the arts for accurate
+arch&aelig;ological details.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will make you a paragon,&rdquo; said the buffo.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;When I was returning from Catania I looked out of the side
+windows of the train and saw that the telegraph posts, as we
+passed by, were some distance apart.&nbsp; But I made friends
+with the guard, who took me into his van, and when I looked at
+them again out of the back window of the train they seemed to get
+closer and closer together in the distance until, far away, there
+appeared to be no space between them; but I knew that there was
+always the same space between them.&nbsp; So it is with the
+centuries, when they are in the distant past it is difficult to
+distinguish in what century any particular event happened.&nbsp;
+History may settle such points, but the arts come to us from a
+country of the imagination whose laws of time and space are not
+as our laws.&nbsp; Art is trying to get the people to realise
+that a thing happened, not to teach them precisely
+when.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I quoted this to my priest, and he admitted its justice; also
+he was so polite as to waive his objection about anacronismo,
+which, I then saw, had only been started in consideration of my
+being a professor; not that I am really a professor but he had
+introduced me to our host as one, and I had accepted the
+distinction so as to avoid the dreary explanation that would have
+been forced upon me after <!-- page 125--><a
+name="page125"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 125</span>a
+disclaimer.&nbsp; He having waived his anacronismo so generously,
+it was now my turn to trump up an objection which I could deal
+with afterwards as circumstances might require.&nbsp; In making
+my choice I did not forget his cloth and, imitating as well as I
+could his tone of tolerant contempt, muttered the word
+&ldquo;Irriverenza&rdquo; several times.&nbsp; He saw what I
+meant at once and, in his reply, somewhat followed my lead.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where,&rdquo; he asked, &ldquo;is the irreverence in
+making S. Joachim&rsquo;s friends arrive in tall hats and dress
+clothes?&nbsp; Why should they not read the <i>Giornale di
+Sicilia</i> and play cards?&nbsp; Where is the irreverence in
+making the children celebrate his daughter&rsquo;s birth by
+dancing to a piano?&nbsp; Why should not the Madonna have her
+baby-linen made on an American sewing-machine?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>As he took this line so decidedly and we had given up the
+anacronismo, I gave up the irreverence at once and agreed with
+him that there is no reason against any of these things being
+done if it helps the spectators.&nbsp; The arts are concerned
+more with faith than with reason, more with the spirit than with
+the flesh, more with truth than with fact, and we can never get
+away from the intention of the artist.&nbsp; Even in that Art of
+Arts which we call Life, our judgment must always be influenced
+by the spirit in which we believe that a thing is done.&nbsp; I
+have read somewhere that one coachman will flick flies off his
+horse with the intention of worrying the flies, while another
+(Mario, for instance) does the same thing with the intention of
+relieving the horse.&nbsp; When a modern Frenchman in the spirit
+of the <i>Scenes de la Vie de Boheme</i> paints the guests in
+modern evening dress at a <i>Marriage in Cana of Galilee</i> we
+are offended.&nbsp; The Nascita is not done by such an artist; it
+is peculiarly a woman&rsquo;s subject, being a picture of home
+life with a birth for its occasion, and is usually made by a girl
+who has never heard of Bohemia.&nbsp; She has seen trains in the
+railway station and ships in the port, but probably has never
+herself travelled in either.&nbsp; Her father or her brother <!--
+page 126--><a name="page126"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+126</span>has perhaps been fishing for sponges off Sfax and may
+have returned with stories of the wonders of Tunis, and so she
+may have heard of a boulevard, but she is not affected by
+it.&nbsp; She makes her Nascita as the medieval painters made
+their pictures, and is not seeking to attract attention or to
+astonish or to advertise herself or to make money.&nbsp;
+Sicilians are all artists, and the Nascita is the girl&rsquo;s
+pretext for making as close a representation as she can of the
+life to which she and her friends are accustomed.&nbsp; It is for
+her what the Shield of Achilles was for Homer, what the Falstaff
+scenes in <i>King Henry IV</i> were for Shakespeare, or what the
+Escape from Paris was for my buffo in Palermo.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 129--><a name="page129"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 129</span>MOUNT ERYX</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER IX<br />
+THE COMPARE</h3>
+<p>Michele Lombardo, a goldsmith of Trapani, came to me one day
+and said he wished me to be his compare.&nbsp; I at once had a
+vision of myself as a black man riding round a circus on a
+bare-backed horse and jumping through hoops.&nbsp; That was
+because, at the time, all my knowledge about a compare was
+derived from a conversation I had had in the house of the Greco
+family at Palermo.&nbsp; Among the photographs grouped on the
+wall was one of a pleasant-looking nigger in European
+costume.&nbsp; I asked who he was, and Carolina said he was an
+African, a compare.&nbsp; I asked what she meant and she said
+that her father had held the African&rsquo;s niece at its
+cresima.&nbsp; The African&rsquo;s name was Emanuele, but she had
+never known his family name.&nbsp; I asked whether he had a
+profession and she replied:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Faceva cavallerizza.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I knew no more about cavallerizza than about a compare or a
+cresima.&nbsp; She explained the first by saying that the horse
+goes round and Emanuele on the horse&rsquo;s back performs
+gymnastics.&nbsp; That is, he used to do so, but he went to
+Paris, where a duchess saw him performing and, on account of his
+agility and his attractive physiognomy, fell in love with
+him.&nbsp; She was an Egyptian duchess and wore diamonds because
+she was rich.&nbsp; She was so rich she could do as she liked in
+other respects besides diamonds, and, liking to marry Emanuele,
+she did so and made him padrone of a grand hotel in Madrid or
+Vienna, I forget which, but it was a hotel of the first class,
+frequented by Russian princesses and American millionaires.</p>
+<p>I told Michele about this and he assured me that his <!-- page
+130--><a name="page130"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+130</span>proposal concealed no equestrian circus and no Egyptian
+duchess; to become his compare I should only have to hold his
+eldest son Pietro, aged seven, at his cresima.&nbsp; Here was an
+opportunity of solving the mysteries of the cresima and the
+compare, which Michele, who took my consent for granted, assured
+me would solve themselves as we proceeded.&nbsp; We went to the
+bishop&rsquo;s palace and were shown into his private chapel,
+where the sagrestano entertained us with conversation while we
+waited.&nbsp; Only once before had he ever approached an
+Englishman, and that was at Messina.&nbsp; He was a very rich
+Englishman and a devout son of the Church; his card with his name
+and address was still preserved as a ricordo in the
+sagrestano&rsquo;s house.&nbsp; This gentleman afterwards died in
+Naples under dramatic circumstances.&nbsp; He had stepped out one
+evening to take a mouthful of air, and on returning went upstairs
+to his room; as he put his latch-key into the door he fell down
+dead.&nbsp; By his will, which was found in the drawer of his
+writing-table, he bequeathed all his great wealth to the church
+of S. Antonio.&nbsp; I wanted to know whether this church is in
+Messina, or Naples, or England; or, it might be in America or
+Australia, for they sometimes speak of an Inglese Americano and
+of an Inglese Australiano.&nbsp; Once I took some of my
+superfluous luggage to a forwarding agent in Palermo to have it
+sent to England by piccola velocit&agrave;.&nbsp; It included a
+figure of Buddha which I had bought in a curiosity-shop in
+Malta.&nbsp; The clerk declined to forward the image because it
+was a product of art, and such things may not be sent out of
+Italy.&nbsp; I said it was a product of religion; he accepted my
+correction and proposed to describe it in the form he was filling
+up as a Madonna.&nbsp; Again I objected, pointing out that anyone
+could see it was not a lady; it was Buddha.&nbsp; He was as
+puzzled as I had been over the compare.&nbsp; I attempted a short
+sketch from memory of Buddha&rsquo;s life and works, and was so
+far successful that the figure travelled to London as a Cristo
+Indiano.</p>
+<p>The arrival of the bishop cut short the sagrestano&rsquo;s
+<!-- page 131--><a name="page131"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+131</span>reminiscences.&nbsp; There also came a woman with a
+baby in arms who was to receive its cresima at once, in case it
+might not live to reach Pietro&rsquo;s discreet age of
+seven.&nbsp; The bishop in magnificent vestments of brocade and
+gold stood with his back to the altar; the woman with the baby
+knelt before him to his right and the sagrestano put his hand on
+the baby&rsquo;s shoulder; Pietro knelt to the bishop&rsquo;s
+left and I put my hand on his shoulder.&nbsp; The ceremony, it
+seems, is a partial repetition of the baptism, or a performance
+of a part omitted from the baptism, or it is an addition to the
+baptism&mdash;for I did not understand so fully as Michele said I
+should.&nbsp; Unless accelerated, as in the case of the baby, it
+takes place when the child is old enough to have mastered the
+more elementary teaching of the Church but does not yet
+understand enough to be confirmed; and it consists in the
+bishop&rsquo;s using a great many words and gestures and making
+the sign of the Cross in oil on the child&rsquo;s forehead.&nbsp;
+Almost before the oil was on, the sagrestano wiped it off with
+cotton-wool and the bishop, after cleaning his thumb with half a
+lemon which the sagrestano had thoughtfully placed on the altar,
+held out his ring to be kissed by the woman and by Pietro.</p>
+<p>In this way I became compare of Michele Lombardo and padrino
+of Pietro, who is my figlioccio.&nbsp; Being Michele&rsquo;s
+compare I am in a way related to all the family and, when I
+arrive at Trapani, Michele brings as many of his children as he
+can gather to salute me.&nbsp; Last time he brought five and
+said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Excuse my not bringing more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In calling Emanuele her compare, Carolina Greco was not
+speaking very strictly; the relationship exists between her
+father and Emanuele&rsquo;s brother, whose child he held; but
+family relationships are so close in Sicily, and they speak so
+loosely about them, that a compare of one member of a family may
+be said to be compare of them all.</p>
+<p>A compare is, however, primarily he who holds a child at its
+baptism, and this, no doubt, is why S. Giovanni Battista <!--
+page 132--><a name="page132"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+132</span>is padrone of compari.&nbsp; Thus I am Compare di
+Battesimo of Peppino and Brancaccia at Castellinaria.&nbsp; It
+was the grandfather who actually held Ricuzzu at the baptism, but
+he did it as my deputy, and the spiritual relationship of compare
+which exists between Peppino and myself is closer than that of
+padrino and figlioccio which exists between Ricuzzu and
+myself.</p>
+<p>The first step in establishing the relationship of Compare di
+Battesimo is usually taken at the wedding of the parents, when he
+who holds the cup or tazza containing the ring becomes Compare di
+Anello of the bride and bridegroom and also receives the
+privilege, or undertakes the obligation, of holding the first
+baby at its baptism.&nbsp; At Ignazio&rsquo;s wedding someone
+held the tazza with the ring and handed it to the priest at the
+right moment, but I did not see this done because between the
+happy couple and myself the lady-guests interposed a forest of
+hats, but I saw the tazza among the wedding presents and thought
+it was an ash-tray till one of them corrected me.&nbsp; There
+must have been a Compare di Anello also at the wedding of S.
+Joachim and S. Anna, and this person, whoever he was, ought to
+have appeared, and perhaps did appear, in the Nascita as padrino
+of the Madonna at her baptism, but I did not visit a Nascita on
+the Day of the Sacred Name of Maria, so I did not see the
+baptism.</p>
+<p>A fourth kind of compare is the Compare di Parentela; the name
+is used for those relationships by marriage which have no special
+name.&nbsp; The brother-in-law, for instance, though he may be a
+compare is not necessarily one, he is a cognato; but the parents
+of a husband and the parents of his wife are compari to one
+another, and the husband&rsquo;s cugino, or cousin, is compare of
+the wife and so on.</p>
+<p>There is yet a fifth kind&mdash;the Compare di San
+Giovanni.&nbsp; The first time I saw Turiddu Balistrieri after
+his escape from the earthquake at Messina (see Chapter XVII post)
+it seemed an occasion proper to be solemnised in some way, and we
+determined to become compari to one another, but <!-- page
+133--><a name="page133"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 133</span>as
+there was no wedding and no baptism or cresima we did not know
+how to proceed.&nbsp; We consulted an expert in Catania, Peppino
+Fazio, who said it was an exceptional case.&nbsp; This did not
+alarm us because exceptional cases are treated tenderly in
+Sicily.&nbsp; Our expert took time to consider and in a day or
+two gave his opinion:&mdash;The relationship could be established
+by our going into the country on the 24th June, the day of S.
+Giovanni, and exchanging cucumbers or pots of basil.&nbsp;
+Nothing could be simpler, and accordingly on the 24th of June,
+1910, Turiddu and I went into the country.&nbsp; He was in
+Catania, so he spent the day on the slopes of Etna.&nbsp; I was
+staying with friends at Bath, so I went for a walk on
+Lansdown.&nbsp; In choosing our tokens we had regard to the
+arrangements of the postal union; he sent me a few dried leaves
+of basil and an elaborate drawing of an emerald-green plant in a
+gamboge pot tied round with a vermilion ribbon as a sign of
+goodwill and friendship.&nbsp; He drew the design out of his own
+imagination and coloured it with paints which we had bought
+together in Naples.&nbsp; I might have sent him a volume of Keats
+containing a <i>Pot of Basil</i> in an equally transmissible
+form, but as he does not read English he would not have
+understood; so I sent him a young cucumber about three inches
+long.&nbsp; The ceremony was complete, and we are as good a pair
+of compari as any in the island.</p>
+<p>Thus there are five kinds of compari, namely:&mdash;</p>
+<p>1.&nbsp; The Compare di Battesimo.</p>
+<p>2.&nbsp; The Compare di Cresima.</p>
+<p>3.&nbsp; The Compare di Anello.</p>
+<p>4.&nbsp; The Compare di Parentela.</p>
+<p>5.&nbsp; The Compare di San Giovanni.</p>
+<p>It may be said that there are more kinds; the woman who washes
+the cap in which a baby is baptised becomes comare, but I do not
+know whether this is so anywhere but in Catania.&nbsp; And the
+word is sometimes used in a figurative sense as a term of
+endearment in addressing a partner or any <!-- page 134--><a
+name="page134"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 134</span>intimate
+friend, and sometimes with the intention of inspiring confidence
+in addressing a stranger in a lower station of life.&nbsp; When
+two plump gentlemen and one thin one entered the yard of the
+&ldquo;White Hart&rdquo; where Mr. Samuel Weller happened to be
+burnishing a pair of painted tops, the thin gentleman
+advanced.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My friend,&rdquo; said the thin gentleman.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re one o&rsquo; the adwice gratis
+order,&rdquo; thought Sam, &ldquo;or you wouldn&rsquo;t be so
+wery fond of me all at once.&rdquo;&nbsp; But he only said,
+&ldquo;Well, Sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A Sicilian Mr. Perker might have said, &ldquo;Compare&rdquo;
+instead of &ldquo;Amico,&rdquo; and one is expected to believe
+that no unworthy suspicion would have crossed the mind of a
+Sicilian Sam Weller.</p>
+<p>Between compari there is such complete trust and devotion that
+no request is ever refused; there is also the conviction, based
+first on intuition and afterwards on experience, that no request
+which ought to be refused will ever be made&mdash;a conviction
+which is, I suppose, an element in all friendship.&nbsp; A
+compare is received in the house as a member of the family and is
+looked upon as a relation closer than a brother.&nbsp; One can
+choose as compare a friend in whom one has confidence, whereas
+there is no choosing a brother, and cases have been known in
+which brothers did not agree.&nbsp; But any compare taking
+advantage of his position would be a contemptible traitor and
+among the sulphur-miners would provide material for a play at the
+Teatro Machiavelli.&nbsp; Talking it over with Peppino Pampalone
+he told me that sometimes things do go wrong, so that they say
+there are three relations more dangerous than enemies&mdash;the
+cognato (the brother-in-law) the cugino (the cousin), and the
+compare.&nbsp; And they say:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Dagli amici mi guardi Iddio<br />
+Ch&egrave; dai nemici mi guardo io.</p>
+<p>May God protect me from my friends<br />
+For I can protect myself from my enemies.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><!-- page 135--><a name="page135"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+135</span>Peppino says: &ldquo;If it is the man that would robber
+you in the street, this man would put his life in danger because
+every movement of this man you are looking.&nbsp; But if it is a
+friend then is it other; then you are depending in him that he is
+coming to salvare you, you are embracing him, kissing him,
+don&rsquo;t be regarding the revolver that shall be in his pocket
+and sometimes would kill you.&nbsp; If it would not be Bruto, he
+would not succeed to take the life of Cesare.&nbsp; Did you
+understand?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But these are exceptional cases.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER X<br />
+COMPARE BERTO</h3>
+<p>In 1901 I spent ten days on Mount Eryx, now usually called
+Monte San Giuliano, near Trapani, where I went to see the
+nocturnal procession of <i>Noah&rsquo;s Ark and the Universal
+Deluge</i> (<i>Diversions in Sicily</i>, Chapter X).&nbsp; During
+those days I made the acquaintance of about twenty young men of
+whom Alberto Augugliaro, the son of the professor of mathematics
+in the Ginnasio, was the chief.&nbsp; I have seen him nearly
+every year since, first as a student at Trapani, then at the
+University of Palermo, and again when he was at home on the
+Mountain for the holidays, in villeggiatura, or doing the
+practical work for his diploma in the chemist&rsquo;s shop of his
+uncle.&nbsp; When he became qualified, his uncle handed the shop
+over to him and he is now established in it.</p>
+<p>One starry September evening in 1909 we were walking together
+in the balio (the garden on the top of the Mountain), and I asked
+whether, as he was now over thirty, it was not time for him to
+think of getting married.&nbsp; He confessed that negotiations
+were in progress.&nbsp; I inquired the lady&rsquo;s name, and he
+came close to me, took my arm and whispered a word in my
+ear.&nbsp; If he had shouted the <!-- page 136--><a
+name="page136"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 136</span>word it
+would have reached no other ear but mine.&nbsp; We were alone
+upon the Mountain; the Ericini were sleeping within their walls
+of stone; over their tiled and terraced roofs the stars were
+pacing through the night; in front of us and to our right and
+left, far below, encircled by its mountainous amphitheatre, the
+spacious plain was cooling after the heat of yesterday; behind
+us, the sea was drowsily patting the shore round the foot of
+Monte Cofano and along by happy Bonagia, swaying idly in and out
+of the harbours of Trapani and among the islands&mdash;Levanzo,
+Favognana, and distant Marettimo.&nbsp; Berto need not have
+whispered the word; but it was a secret&mdash;it was the name of
+his lady.</p>
+<p>Soon after Christmas he announced in the most open manner,
+that is to say on a post-card, that the preliminaries were over
+and that his engagement to Giuseppina had been made public; I
+sent congratulations to them both and he replied in a letter
+which, omitting the formalities, runs thus in English:</p>
+<blockquote><p>I, on my part, and Giuseppina, on hers, are
+extremely contented because we both love you with that love which
+is strong and powerful enough to raise the heart and to transport
+us above the breathable air; and, as our thoughts frequently fly
+to you, our distant English friend, we make you a proposition,
+but you will understand that we lay no obligation upon you and we
+do not ask you to take any trouble.&nbsp; Here it is in two
+words: It is our most vivid desire that you should become our
+compare: that is, that you should hold the tazza containing the
+ring at our wedding.&nbsp; I repeat, it is our most vivid desire
+that you will accede to our request for this honour and we shall
+be most grateful to you if you will content us.&nbsp; It is for
+you to send your answer which we await with anxiety.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Now, I cannot be more dear to Berto than he is to me&mdash;I
+am not sure about the breathable air, but he is one of the best
+fellows I know&mdash;so I wrote saying I was more flattered,
+honoured, and pleased by his request than I could express <!--
+page 137--><a name="page137"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+137</span>in words.&nbsp; Moreover, it fell out very conveniently
+because the ceremony was to take place in the following April at
+a time when I intended to be in Sicily.&nbsp; Then came the
+difficulty about the wedding present, and whether there was any
+special duty for a compare to perform besides holding the
+ring.&nbsp; I remembered Ignazio&rsquo;s ash-tray and asked
+whether perhaps I ought to bring something of the kind from
+London.&nbsp; Berto replied that the tazza is a sacred object
+belonging to the church and is lent for the ceremony and, as I
+did not seem to know much about it, he kindly informed me that
+the customs of his country on the occasion of a wedding are as
+follows:</p>
+<blockquote><p>The father and the mother of the bridegroom and
+the father and the mother of the bride invite the relations and
+friends, who all offer presents of greater or less value
+according to the degree of relationship and friendship.&nbsp; The
+ring is chosen by the bridegroom in consultation with the
+bride.&nbsp; The compare, of his own accord, offers a present to
+the couple, more usually he offers it only to the bride.</p>
+<p>All this I have told you merely as information with regard to
+the customs of my country; it is not necessary for you to give
+any present but, if you wish to do so, do as you wish.&nbsp;
+Wedding presents are lifelong records of relationship and of
+friendship.</p>
+<p>If I am to speak frankly, loyally and sincerely to you as the
+friend I have always been to you, I recommend you to bring some
+present for the bride because, as you who have travelled so much
+must know, in small places not to receive a present from the
+compare would be to provoke the remark among all who talk that
+the bride and bridegroom were not complimented by the
+compare.&nbsp; I tell you this because you are my dearest friend
+and not because I wish to be critical.&nbsp; Bring anything you
+choose and be sure that whatever may be offered by you will be
+accepted by my bride.&nbsp; For me&mdash;nothing.&nbsp; I have
+sufficient in the thought and the comfort of your friendship.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So I consulted my sister, who recommended me to visit a
+jeweller&rsquo;s shop.&nbsp; There is one in Regent Street where
+I <!-- page 138--><a name="page138"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+138</span>take my sleeve-links to be repaired when I have the
+misfortune to break them.&nbsp; She approved and I went and
+explained the situation to the young man, who was very kind about
+it and, after a few false starts, cordially advised one of a line
+of gold pendants much in vogue to be worn with a light
+chain.&nbsp; He had an apparently inexhaustible stock, and I
+became as confused and helpless as when some change is necessary
+in my spectacles and the oculist wants to know whether I see
+better with this or with that.&nbsp; I have no idea how long I
+was there, but in the end I selected a meaningless object of a
+design which the young man assured me was original and exclusive,
+and which I hoped would appear fairly unobjectionable to the
+recipient.&nbsp; After which, not being at all content to leave
+Berto resting solely on the thought and comfort of my friendship,
+I chose for him a dozen silver teaspoons.&nbsp; My sister, to
+whom I showed these articles, approved and, of her own unprompted
+generosity, added a piece of Irish lace as a special gift from
+herself to the bride, though she is unacquainted with any of the
+family except from my description.&nbsp; Thus loaded I travelled
+to Trapani and went up the Mountain in the public automobile,
+arriving on a Thursday morning early in April, 1910, the wedding
+being fixed for the following Saturday.</p>
+<p>Berto met me at the Trapani gate of the town and took me to
+the Albergo Sicilia, where I had stayed when I was on the
+Mountain in 1901.&nbsp; Signor Bosco has died since, and his
+widow keeps on the inn with the help of some members of her
+family of six daughters and four sons.&nbsp; One of these sons is
+Peppi, a blacksmith, who plays a trombone in the municipal
+band.&nbsp; Another is Alberto, one of the chauffeurs who drive
+the automobile up and down the Mountain.&nbsp; Alberto and one of
+his sisters appeared as children in the procession of the
+<i>Universal Deluge</i>.&nbsp; They were sitting at the feet of
+Sin and holding one another&rsquo;s hands to represent the wicked
+population destined to destruction.&nbsp; Alberto is now
+married.&nbsp; His wedding took place in the morning, and at
+three o&rsquo;clock in the afternoon three hundred guests <!--
+page 139--><a name="page139"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+139</span>were entertained at dinner in the Albergo Sicilia,
+after which they danced till dawn and, as the wedding was in
+December, they must have been rather tired; but it was an
+exceptional case.</p>
+<p>In the afternoon Berto came for me and took me to the house of
+his bride to pay my respects.&nbsp; The house belongs to her; she
+has two brothers and a sister all married and settled, and on
+Berto&rsquo;s marriage he will leave the house of his parents and
+go and live in his wife&rsquo;s house.&nbsp; We entered through a
+door that led through a high blank wall into a courtyard where
+there were flowering plants in pots, and steps leading up to the
+living-rooms on the first floor over a basement which is used
+partly as stabling and partly as storage.&nbsp; This is the form
+of most of the houses on the Mountain, and the blank wall and
+courtyard give them an air of seclusion.&nbsp; We went up the
+steps and were received by the bride and many of her relations,
+some of whom I had already met, for Giuseppina is a cousin of
+Berto&rsquo;s mother.&nbsp; They showed me over the house; the
+rooms all led into one another and, though they were not in a
+row, it was rather like going over S. Joachim&rsquo;s house when
+it is being prepared for the family festa of the Nascita.&nbsp;
+It would have been still more like it if we had come in by the
+other front door, for the side we entered is on a street that
+goes up-hill and the house is at a corner with another front door
+in the other street at the top of the hill and level with the
+living-rooms.&nbsp; This other front door leads straight into a
+hall, which will be occupied by the musicians on the evening of
+the wedding, from this one passes to the dining-room where the
+servants are to dance, then to the salone where the guests are to
+dance.</p>
+<p>We sat in the salone, about twenty of us in a circle, talking
+the usual talk, and one of the young ladies asked me whether we
+had compari at an English wedding.&nbsp; I said we had something
+of the kind.&nbsp; She inquired what I should be called if I were
+compare at an English wedding, and, seeing no way out of it, I
+modestly murmured:</p>
+<p><!-- page 140--><a name="page140"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+140</span>&ldquo;In England I should be called the Best
+Man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This naturally led to a torrent of compliments, which I
+battled with for some moments, and finally subdued by asking to
+see the rest of the house.&nbsp; We went to the room which had
+been arranged as the buffet; the walls were adorned with large
+looking-glasses, and in the middle was a table for the cakes and
+sweets.&nbsp; The buffet is to be my bedroom next time I come to
+the Mountain.&nbsp; We passed through two other saloni and then
+inspected two bedrooms, one for the happy couple, the other for
+Berto&rsquo;s mother, who is to stay with them for the first few
+days.&nbsp; The presents were arranged on a table by the side of
+the nuptial couch, which had arrived that morning from Palermo
+together with the rest of the bedroom suite, very handsome, and
+made of Hungarian ash.&nbsp; The presents were rather as I have
+seen wedding presents in England, plenty of spoons and forks,
+gold brooches, rings, bracelets, some set with diamonds and some
+with other stones, and I was glad I was not really back in Regent
+Street choosing my pendant.</p>
+<p>We went into the courtyard and into the stable where we saw
+Mille-lire the donkey, who is scarcely bigger than a Saint
+Bernard dog and only cost thirty-five lire.&nbsp; It was Berto
+who gave him the name of Mille-lire to signify that his value far
+exceeds his price.&nbsp; He has a cart to match and can take four
+people, but I think they must be rather small people.&nbsp; He
+shares his stable with thirty-eight chickens, old and young, and
+two ducks, who all come out into the courtyard to be fed in the
+sun.&nbsp; There are also three pigeons, making a total of
+forty-four creatures.&nbsp; In addition there are two cats who
+live in the house and two tortoises who live in the
+courtyard.&nbsp; Tortoises are found wild among the rocks in the
+mountains and the peasants bring them up to the town and sell
+them.&nbsp; These came from Monte Asp&aacute;racio, which is near
+Cofano; they cost forty centimes each, and bring good luck to the
+house.&nbsp; On Mount Eryx there is a convent of nuns of S.
+Teresa, to <!-- page 141--><a name="page141"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 141</span>whom flesh is forbidden, but the
+prohibition does not extend to tortoises, which the nuns eat with
+tomato sauce.&nbsp; When the nuns begin to feel the infirmities
+of age they are no longer limited to this strange meat, the
+prohibition is withdrawn, and they live like other old ladies,
+eating what they choose.&nbsp; I have no idea how many fourpenny
+tortoises would make a meal for a healthy young nun on Monte San
+Giuliano, where one&rsquo;s appetite is sharpened by the
+air.&nbsp; They occasionally add a few snails, which are also
+permitted; there is a kind of snail which is found underground
+and is considered a luxury by others besides the nuns of S.
+Teresa.</p>
+<p>After the stable and the courtyard we went to the terrace
+whence, over the roofs and cupolas and among the towers and
+belfries of the town, there is a view of the sea and the
+plain.&nbsp; Then we visited the kitchen and saw the oven for
+baking the bread.&nbsp; All the well-to-do families on the
+Mountain possess land on the campagna where they grow their own
+corn; they take it to the mill to be weighed and ground, and
+fetch back the flour which is also weighed; they know that if
+they leave a hundred kilograms of grain they must receive
+ninety-nine of flour, and in this wasted kilogram of flour lurks
+the true reason why the miller wears a white hat.&nbsp; They bake
+their own bread and sometimes make their own maccaroni at
+home.&nbsp; They grow their own grapes and make their own
+wine.&nbsp; They have olive trees for oil, and goats whose milk
+they drink, considering it lighter and more digestible than
+cows&rsquo; milk.&nbsp; Berto&rsquo;s sister has a private goat
+of her own, who lives down in the country and comes up every
+morning, a journey of three-quarters of an hour, and she milks it
+herself.&nbsp; Thus they pass their lives very close to Mother
+Earth, and the seasons sensibly affect their comfort.&nbsp; They
+have little use for money except to buy coffee, fish, sugar,
+meat, and clothes, or the stuff of which they make their clothes,
+and some of them raise their own linen and wool.&nbsp; But they
+want money when there is a family festa; Berto <!-- page 142--><a
+name="page142"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 142</span>told me he
+had spent 700 lire merely for the sweetmeats and cakes at his
+wedding.</p>
+<p>All Friday and most of Saturday I spent in being presented to
+various members of the family and in making preparations.&nbsp;
+Berto recommended me to visit the barber on Saturday afternoon
+and, as a good Sicilian, I followed his advice and went to the
+salone of Peppino.&nbsp; When Samuel Butler first came to Mount
+Eryx in 1892 to see whether he could identify the localities with
+those described as Scheria and Ithaca in the <i>Odyssey</i>, he
+slipped in the street and put his ankle out of joint.&nbsp; The
+doctor was away, and his foot was set by Peppino, who is a
+barber-surgeon with a salone close to the spot where the accident
+happened.&nbsp; Accordingly Peppino is the barber I employ when I
+am on the Mountain.&nbsp; While he was attending to me I observed
+a change in the salone, and, on asking where the looking-glasses
+were, was told they had been lent to Berto to ornament the buffet
+of his wedding festa.</p>
+<p>After the barber, I had my dinner, as I found there would be
+no opportunity to do so when once the wedding ceremonies had
+begun, and then I dressed.&nbsp; In the meantime a cloud began to
+collect on the Mountain and the wind began to blow.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER XI<br />
+BERTO&rsquo;S WEDDING</h3>
+<p>A Sicilian wedding is conducted either on system <i>a</i>,
+when the happy couple go away for their honeymoon and the
+ceremony is performed in the morning, or on system <i>b</i>, when
+they do not go away but have a ball at home, and then the
+ceremony is performed in the evening.&nbsp; The wedding of
+Ignazio proceeded on system <i>a</i>, that of Berto and
+Giuseppina on system <i>b</i>.&nbsp; As for Alberto Bosco, his
+wedding was either a combination of <i>a</i> and <i>b</i> or an
+exceptional case.</p>
+<p><!-- page 143--><a name="page143"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+143</span>Berto&rsquo;s brother Nicol&agrave;o came to fetch me
+at 5.30 p.m. and took me to the house of the bride&rsquo;s
+brother in the piazza, where the bride was waiting.&nbsp; Her
+dress was of pale grey cr&egrave;pe trimmed with dull silver
+embroidery and she wore zagara in her bonnet.&nbsp; Exceptional
+cases being excepted, it may be said that brides only wear white
+silk and a veil and wreath of orange blossom, as Ignazio&rsquo;s
+bride did at the religious ceremony, when the wedding is
+conducted on system <i>a</i>.&nbsp; I failed to discover any rule
+about a cort&egrave;ge of bridesmaids, if there is such a rule it
+is probably elastic.&nbsp; The other ladies wore dresses as for a
+dance in England in the country in the winter.&nbsp; The
+gentlemen, like the guests at the Nascita, wore evening
+dress.&nbsp; And of course we all had cloaks or over-coats.</p>
+<p>When we were about to leave the house, Peppi Bosco, with his
+trombone and the rest of the municipal band, began to play, and
+to the strains of their music we crossed the piazza in the
+fog.&nbsp; The bride was conducted by her brother, the bridegroom
+came next escorting a lady cousin, I followed, as compare, with
+Berto&rsquo;s mother, and the others came after.&nbsp; We entered
+the municipio and went upstairs into a large room.&nbsp; The
+sindaco sat behind a table, the bride and bridegroom sat facing
+one another in two armchairs on the opposite side of the table
+and we ranged ourselves about the room.</p>
+<p>The sindaco had often before sat at that table and received
+other wedding parties, nevertheless he appeared at a loss, or
+perhaps he disapproved of matrimony.&nbsp; At any rate he was not
+going to acquiesce in the proceedings until he had dwelt, as
+elderly people will, on the serious nature of the duties the
+young people were proposing to undertake.&nbsp; He went so far as
+to put clearly before them aspects of the case which they might
+have overlooked and to read them legal extracts of a discouraging
+nature.&nbsp; They were unmoved, and the sindaco, still
+dissatisfied, asked Berto point-blank whether he really wished,
+under the circumstances, to take Giuseppina to be his wife.&nbsp;
+Berto replied in <!-- page 144--><a name="page144"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 144</span>the affirmative.&nbsp; Concealing
+his surprise, the sindaco turned to Giuseppina and asked her
+whether she wished to be married to Berto.&nbsp; She said she
+did; and indeed it was the reason why we were all there, as the
+sindaco must have known if he had given the matter a thought, for
+the wedding had been the talk of the town since Christmas; but
+the law does not regard hearsay evidence.&nbsp; Finding there was
+no help for it, he pronounced the necessary words and, no doubt
+with a view of disclaiming personal responsibility should he
+hereafter be taxed with marriage-mongering, invited them to sign
+the book with a pen made entirely of gold in the form of a
+feather, which he afterwards offered them as a wedding present
+with his best wishes and a paper on which his clerk had neatly
+engrossed the legal extracts.</p>
+<p>We descended into the piazza now vacated by Peppi Bosco, who
+had been playing in it with his municipal music during the
+ceremony, and, forming ourselves into a procession as before,
+walked down the principal street of the town, and I was thinking
+of many things.&nbsp; As we passed the club I remembered how once
+in the winter Berto had taken me there and introduced me to all
+the notabilities of the place and I had wondered how the fog
+agreed with the billiard table.&nbsp; We passed the farmacia
+where Berto spends his time making up prescriptions and gossiping
+with his friends.&nbsp; We went on down the street and my
+thoughts wandered to other subjects.&nbsp; In the first place
+there was my hat, or rather Berto&rsquo;s uncle&rsquo;s hat, for,
+though I had remembered about the guests at the Nascita wearing
+evening clothes, I had forgotten that they brought their
+cylindrical hats, and Berto had borrowed one for me, which was so
+small I had to hold it on.&nbsp; And the wind blew and roared and
+shook the shutters and banged the windows and doors and smashed
+the glass down on to the roughly paved streets, and the dense,
+chilly cloud went through the cracks and penetrated into every
+house and damped the beds and discoloured the whitewash of the
+walls.&nbsp; And I <!-- page 145--><a name="page145"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 145</span>had Berto&rsquo;s mother on one arm
+and could not keep his uncle&rsquo;s hat on my head.&nbsp; At
+last I took it off and carried it under my other arm, putting on
+my head a cap which I happened to have in my pocket.</p>
+<p>We came to the steep part of the street near the salone of
+Peppino and I thought of his looking-glasses that were
+temporarily adorning the future bedroom of Berto&rsquo;s compare,
+and I thought of Butler&rsquo;s accident and of the authoress of
+the <i>Odyssey</i> writing her poem up here three thousand years
+ago.&nbsp; And what are three thousand years to Time in his
+flight?&nbsp; An interval that he can clear with a flap or two of
+his mighty wings.&nbsp; No one knows how often he has flapped
+them since these narrow roughly paved streets began to give the
+town its irregular shape; no one knows anything of the
+prehistoric incarnations of her who has reigned here as
+Ph&oelig;nician Astarte, as Greek Aphrodite, as Roman Venus, and
+who now reigns here as Italian Maria.&nbsp; We were adding one
+more to the processions that during unnumbered ages have passed
+along the streets of Mount Eryx worshipping the Mystery of
+Birth.</p>
+<p>We turned down by the Palazzo Platamone and at last reached
+the Matrice.&nbsp; The floor was hidden by the people standing on
+it and the ceiling by thousands of wax candles hanging from
+it.&nbsp; The organ was playing antiphonally with Peppi Bosco,
+who had preceded us with his trombone and his municipal
+music.&nbsp; We went into the sagrestia and I did not at first
+recognise the Arciprete Messina who received us, for I had not
+previously seen him in his vestments, but he knew me.&nbsp; We
+had met in the street when he was wearing his ordinary clothes
+the day before and I had told him I had his photograph taken by
+Butler, who wanted his face because it is particularly round,
+like that of so many of the Ericini, and Butler used to say they
+are descended from the Cyclopes who formerly lived
+here&mdash;Cyclopes means circle-faced, not one-eyed.</p>
+<p>After signing the register we left the sagrestia, pushed our
+way through the people, and stood outside the <!-- page 146--><a
+name="page146"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 146</span>altar-rails
+in a circle, the arciprete, Berto, Giuseppina, myself and another
+priest.&nbsp; I held an old silver tazza, on which the ring was
+placed.&nbsp; The music was tremendous and had to be made to play
+piano.&nbsp; The arciprete read the words and, at the proper
+moment, I handed the tazza, from which he took the ring and gave
+it to the bridegroom, who placed it upon the bride&rsquo;s
+finger.&nbsp; And the Madonna di Custonaci sat over the altar
+with the Child at her breast smiling down upon our little circle
+and giving her blessing to Berto and Giuseppina who, with the
+sanction of their relations and friends, were taking the first
+step on the path that leads to motherhood.</p>
+<p>We were not in the church ten minutes, and the music became
+forte again as our procession passed out into the fog.&nbsp; We
+went to the bride&rsquo;s house and entered by the door that
+leads into the courtyard which was occupied by Peppi Bosco, who
+had again preceded us with his trombone and municipal
+music.&nbsp; The bride retired and, after a few moments,
+reappeared among the guests, escorted by Berto and accompanied by
+someone bearing a large tea-tray piled up with sugared almonds,
+which she ladled to us in handfuls with a silver
+coffee-cup.&nbsp; On whatever system a Sicilian wedding is
+conducted it would be incomplete without sugared almonds, and
+they are sent in boxes to all friends who are unable to
+attend.&nbsp; Several boxes were given to me for my near
+relations who, by virtue of my having become compare of Berto and
+Giuseppina, are now in a manner related to them.&nbsp; And the
+bride also gave me for my sister a special gift of a handkerchief
+embroidered by someone in the neighbourhood.</p>
+<p>After the almonds, the music began in the front hall and we
+danced.&nbsp; There were waltzes, polkas and contraddanze, also
+games involving dances.&nbsp; I did not try to dance the waltzes
+or the polkas, they were quite different from those I used to be
+taught; Berto said they were dancing the ballo figurato.&nbsp;
+Nor did I dance the tarantella, which I never was taught in any
+form, but I saw it danced by <!-- page 147--><a
+name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+147</span>Berto&rsquo;s mother and a brother of the bride.&nbsp;
+I danced in three contraddanze, first with Berto&rsquo;s mother,
+then with his bride, then with his sister.&nbsp; One of the
+dancers called out in French what we were to do, and the mistakes
+we made added to the amusement.&nbsp; Frequently there was a
+promenade, the partners walking arm-in-arm round the room, which
+gave time to recover ourselves when we had got into any great
+confusion.&nbsp; Sometimes he who directs the contraddanza is so
+fertile in invention that he can make it last two hours.&nbsp; I
+do not think any that I danced lasted above half an hour, and
+they always ended by our promenading away to the buffet, which
+was under the joyous direction of Berto&rsquo;s father.&nbsp;
+Here we ate sweetmeats and cakes and drank rosolio, which is any
+kind of light liqueur.</p>
+<p>Berto&rsquo;s brother Nicol&agrave;o took me away at 3 a.m.,
+and I wanted someone to show me the road because the cloud was
+still on the Mountain, and they do not keep the streets lighted
+all night.&nbsp; But the rest danced for another hour and then
+departed, leaving Berto&rsquo;s mother to attend to the bride and
+to stay in the house.</p>
+<p>Next day at noon we all called to inquire and I remained to
+dinner at two.&nbsp; While we were at table we heard the drum
+beating a Saracen rhythm and went to the window.&nbsp; It was the
+festa of S. Francesco da Paola; he was coming out of his church
+and going up to the balio on the top of the Mountain.&nbsp; The
+fog had cleared away, leaving a few light clouds whose shadows
+chased one another across the campagna and out to sea, where they
+played with the islands that were swimming in it, each separate
+and distinct in the brightness like those on a China plate.&nbsp;
+S. Francesco turned his back to the islands; he had not come out
+to bless the sea.&nbsp; Nor had he come to bless Cofano; he knew
+it was beyond his power to make that rocky wilderness to blossom
+as a rose.&nbsp; The translucent mountains stood back in a rugged
+amphitheatre before him, reverently saluting the throne of Venus;
+he acknowledged their salute, but he did not bless the barren
+mountains; he <!-- page 148--><a name="page148"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 148</span>remembered the words of his Master:
+To him that hath shall be given, and from him that hath not shall
+be taken away even that which he seemeth to have.</p>
+<p>Good old San Cicciu da Paola turned his eyes away from the
+mountains and looked down upon the exuberance of the
+campagna.&nbsp; Every patch was a mother&rsquo;s breast suckling
+the young bread and wine and oil, making the little figs to swell
+on their branches and the big blobby oranges to grow bigger and
+blobbier among their leaves.&nbsp; The salad was pushing, pushing
+up through the soil; peaches, apples, pears, medlars and plums
+were forming inside their faint pink and snowy blooms; there were
+almonds and blossoming pomegranates, asparagus and tomatoes,
+artichokes in disorderly tufts and beans combed into tidy
+rows.&nbsp; In the hollow places, like marshy pools reflecting
+the sky, lay beds of pale blue flax to be woven into wedding
+sheets for Mount Eryx.</p>
+<p>San Cicciu looked upon it and saw that it was good, and he
+blessed all that fertility.&nbsp; He was doing for the campagna
+what the Cyclopean arciprete had asked the Madonna to do for
+Berto and Giuseppina.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 151--><a name="page151"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 151</span>TRABONELLA</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XII<br />
+SULPHUR</h3>
+<p>Caltanissetta is a busy town of some 45,000 inhabitants near
+the middle of the island and about 2000 feet above the sea.&nbsp;
+It depends for its prosperity on almonds, grapes, olives and
+sulphur, especially the last, for there is much sulphur in the
+pores of the rock.&nbsp; I have several friends there of whom
+one, Beppe (Giuseppe) Catena, is an engineer with an interest in
+Trabonella, the largest sulphur mine in the neighbourhood, and
+another, Gigino (Luigi) Cordova, is an advocate.&nbsp; Sometimes
+Beppe is in the town and sometimes Gigino and I go to Trabonella
+and find him there.&nbsp; It is an hour&rsquo;s drive along a
+road that winds among rolling hills.&nbsp; Through the
+depressions between the near hills other hills appear, and
+through their depressions higher hills, and beyond these are
+higher hills again until the view is bounded by the Monti delle
+Madonie where the snow lingers until May.&nbsp; It must have been
+some such country as this that was in the mind of him who first
+spoke of the sea running mountains high.</p>
+<p>I do not know whether it is more beautiful in spring or in
+autumn.&nbsp; I know that in spring the grass under the orange
+trees is spotted with purple flowers, and that crimson vetch
+incarnadines the hills, as though Lady Macbeth had dipped her
+little hand into their multitudinous green; the hedges bloom with
+rosemary and scarlet geranium, the banks with sweet pea and
+brilliant mesembryanthemum, and the rough places are full of
+asphodel; there are a few eucalyptus trees and now and then a
+solemn row of cypresses; we may pass a hut of grey thatch and
+perhaps a few horses or a sprinkling of tethered goats; sometimes
+we see a herd of bullocks tended by a boy who <!-- page 152--><a
+name="page152"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 152</span>has come
+out this morning in black sheep-skin leggings up to his hips, and
+I think he learnt his song from happy nightingales that set the
+April moonlight to music.</p>
+<p>But in autumn the prospect is as fair.&nbsp; The harvest is
+over; the earth, bronzed by the summer heat, is resting after her
+labour and nature is making variations in the ochres and umbers
+that in spring were half hidden, huddled together in the steep
+places where nothing will flourish; the stubble shows in lines of
+pale yellow on the brown earth among patches of almost colourless
+green and other patches black with burning which change the value
+of the olives, pistachios, carubas and aloes; here and there is a
+shrivelled thistle, here and there a lone pine; sometimes we see
+a string of mules winding in and out on its way home, losing and
+finding itself among the undulations like a little fleet of
+fishing boats that rise and fall with the swell, and I think
+Schubert must have passed this way when he felt stirring within
+him the mellow loveliness of the second Entr&rsquo;acte to
+<i>Rosamunde</i>:</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/music2.jpg">
+<img alt="Rosamunde" src="images/music2.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p><!-- page 153--><a name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+153</span>We need not choose one or the other, we need only wait
+to have both; for spring is the modulation to the dominant, the
+awakening, the going out in search of adventure, while autumn is
+the return to the tonic, the coming home in search of repose, the
+falling asleep; the first leads to the second as naturally as
+youth leads to age.</p>
+<p>Last time Gigino and I went to Trabonella it was spring, and
+we took with us his young brother Michelino, aged thirteen, who
+had never been there before.&nbsp; We arrived in the afternoon
+and found Beppe, who took us round, and we showed Michelino the
+works.&nbsp; Empty trucks were gliding down a sloping railway
+into the mine, while others were gliding up filled with the
+harvest of the deep.&nbsp; We saw the broken pieces of rock being
+put into great furnaces and we watched the treacly sulphur that
+was melted out of the pores and came oozing through a tap into a
+mould.&nbsp; It is then purified and made into shapes like
+candles, and I thought of Kentish giants handling such bars of
+sulphur to fumigate the hops in the glow of an oast-house
+fire.&nbsp; We introduced Michelino to the overseers, directors
+and managers and to the doctor.&nbsp; We returned to the hut
+where Beppe lives, and dined out of doors in the yard
+behind.&nbsp; It all seemed to me very healthy and like the
+accounts one reads and the illustrations one sees of life in a
+new country, with the advantage that Caltanissetta is only about
+eight kilometres away.&nbsp; But Beppe objected that the nearness
+of Caltanissetta was no advantage because it induces a feeling of
+&ldquo;Well, it doesn&rsquo;t matter; I can always go to town for
+that,&rdquo; and so they put up with much that they might remedy
+if they were really beyond the reach of civilisation.&nbsp;
+Consequently he was not able to treat us as we deserved.&nbsp; We
+replied that we were glad it was so, because he was treating us
+much better.</p>
+<p>After dinner we joined the other managers and directors in a
+room of a larger building; a mandoline and guitar were brought
+and some of them played.&nbsp; Presently Michelino sang.&nbsp; He
+surprised me by the beauty and power of his young voice and by
+his management of it, also by his <!-- page 154--><a
+name="page154"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 154</span>musical
+intelligence and by his complete self-possession.&nbsp; He sang
+the tenor songs of many operas and other popular melodies,
+especially I remember his singing the <i>Stornelli
+Montagnoli</i>, which is so beautiful that the buffo said it
+would save itself in the Escape from Paris.&nbsp; To all this the
+guitar-player vamped an accompaniment which Michelino
+relentlessly silenced by a gesture when it became
+unbearable.&nbsp; It was absurd to see him lording it over the
+company, nearly a dozen of us and the youngest nearly old enough
+to be his father.&nbsp; When it was time to retire, beds were
+found for the visitors and I passed a comfortable night in
+Beppe&rsquo;s hut.</p>
+<p>Next day we were taken into the mine to see what goes on
+underneath the freedom of the rolling hills.&nbsp; We dived down
+in a lift, ever so deep into the darkness, and probably it was
+dangerous, but when I go down lifts and see over mines, as when I
+wander among the tottering ruins of Messina, I have learnt to
+hope that the accident will be some other day.&nbsp; We saw
+nearly naked men, monsters of the abyss, crouching in cavernous
+places, pick-axing the sulphurous rock in the dim light of their
+miner&rsquo;s lamps, while others were bringing broken pieces
+along the low, dark galleries and sending them up in the trucks
+to the light.&nbsp; And the workers were groaning and moaning as
+they worked.&nbsp; Day after day, always the same monotonous
+groaning and moaning, always the same monotonous pick-axing the
+rock in the dim light, always the same monotonous sending up the
+broken pieces.&nbsp; It was very hot in some places and very cold
+in others, and I was glad to follow the broken pieces up and
+return to the fresh air and the sunshine.</p>
+<p>Beppe told me that Trabonella is the largest sulphur mine in
+Europe, that the total length of its galleries is thirty
+kilometres, which is about as far as from the Albert Hall to
+Windsor Castle.&nbsp; They employ a thousand miners, and the boys
+begin work outside the mine at twelve and inside at
+fifteen.&nbsp; There has been an alteration in the law; formerly
+<!-- page 155--><a name="page155"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+155</span>they began younger and were deprived of the little
+education for which they now have time, and the hard work so
+deformed their tender bodies that they could not pass the army
+test.&nbsp; This is their modulation to the dominant, their
+awakening to life.&nbsp; It is not a pleasing prospect; nor is
+the early autumn of ill-health and decrepitude to which it
+naturally leads any more pleasing.&nbsp; They pass their lives in
+the dark, morally and physically, and frequently a sudden fall of
+rock cripples, if it does not destroy, the victim; then there are
+broken pieces of a different kind to be taken along the low dark
+galleries and brought up to the light.</p>
+<p>I was in Caltanissetta one Saturday evening and saw the
+funeral of two who had been killed in this way that
+morning.&nbsp; First came a band playing a funeral march, that
+was all the more melancholy because the instruments were
+distressingly discordant, as though in their grief the men had
+not had time to tune them.&nbsp; Then came comrades carrying
+candles, and comrades bearing first one coffin, then the second,
+plain wooden coffins with no pall.&nbsp; Others carried chairs on
+which the coffins were rested when the bearers were
+changed.&nbsp; There were no priests.&nbsp; But there were
+priests the next day for the wedding of another comrade.&nbsp;
+Beppe told me that about 90 per cent of their funerals are
+conducted without priests and about 90 per cent of their weddings
+are conducted with priests.</p>
+<p>They told me of one sulphur-miner who, having seen enough
+funerals, left the mine and went to Palermo in search of
+work.&nbsp; He was taken on by a contractor who was levelling a
+piece of high ground, on which blocks of dwellings have since
+been erected behind the Teatro Massimo, and began work at six
+o&rsquo;clock one morning.&nbsp; Five minutes later he was killed
+and buried by a fall of earth.</p>
+<p>In the mine they are in constant fear of this death.&nbsp;
+They work very hard and the air is bad; they come up to sleep, to
+eat and to gamble.&nbsp; The air they sleep in cannot be much
+better than that in the mine, for they are laid out in close huts
+on shelves, like rolls of stuff in a draper&rsquo;s shop.&nbsp;
+They <!-- page 156--><a name="page156"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 156</span>hardly know the difference between
+youth and age, between spring and autumn.&nbsp; They scarcely get
+a glimpse of the landscape except on Saturdays and Sundays, and
+then they are intent upon something else.&nbsp; After their week
+of labour they feel the necessity of expansion; they receive
+their wages and go to Caltanissetta; those who are married sleep
+with their wives, while those who are unmarried sleep quite alone
+as the soldiers did after the death and burial of
+l&rsquo;Invincible Monsieur d&rsquo;Malbrough.&nbsp; They become
+free human beings for two days.&nbsp; I have seen the piazza full
+of them on Sunday morning&mdash;so full that I thought it would
+have been easier to walk across it, treading on their heads, than
+to push through the crowd.&nbsp; Unfortunately their notion of
+the life of a free human being does not stop at loafing about in
+the piazza.&nbsp; They also go to the wine shops, where they
+offer one another the means of forgetting that their oases of
+rest lie in a desert of drudgery, and sometimes this becomes the
+means of their forgetting everything else as well.</p>
+<p>Gigino has written a paper upon the connection between
+alcoholism and crime.&nbsp; He told me that the consumption of
+alcohol in Sicily is less than in northern countries, but that
+there is more crime.&nbsp; I naturally inquired whether it would
+not tend to lessen the crime if the Sicilians would drink rather
+more.&nbsp; He replied that, as so often happens at the beginning
+of any inquiry, there are other considerations and I must not be
+in a hurry.&nbsp; As for the sulphur-miners, they need not drink
+more, but if they would spread fairly over the week the amount
+they consume during Saturday and Sunday, then, although they
+would risk incurring the consequences of chronic alcoholism, they
+would avoid those of acute alcoholism.&nbsp; For the need of
+expansion causes them to drink more than they can stand all at
+once, then they quarrel and commit murders.&nbsp; So that many of
+those who begin life as boys in the mine, and week after week
+escape the falling rocks, live to be killed in a drunken brawl,
+and one does not know which prospect is the more ugly.</p>
+<p><!-- page 157--><a name="page157"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+157</span>I asked whether their condition could not be improved
+by raising their wages.&nbsp; They asked whether I wished to
+dislocate the commerce of the world by raising the price of
+sulphur.&nbsp; I had no such desire and, indeed, did not know,
+till they told me, that sulphur enters into so many manufactures
+as it does.&nbsp; Here again in seeking to ameliorate conditions
+with which one is imperfectly familiar one must not be in a
+hurry.&nbsp; It is not altogether a question of raising their
+wages, they receive from four and a half to five francs a day,
+which, for five days, amounts to between twenty-two francs fifty
+and twenty-five francs a week; there are many labourers who
+receive less and do more with it.&nbsp; Of course, they would
+like more wages&mdash;everyone would like more wages&mdash;but
+what the sulphur-miners really want is the intelligence to use
+wisely what they have and also some change, if it were possible,
+in the conditions under which their work is done.&nbsp; Beppe
+assured me that the question is not being overlooked, but it has
+roots which extend further and are more complicated than the
+galleries in the mine&mdash;roots which are tangled with the
+roots of other questions affecting other interests, and these
+again affect others.&nbsp; So I bowed before the other
+considerations and hoped that with the changes that are
+continually taking place in Sicily something may soon be done for
+the sulphur-miners, trusting that in the meantime we are not
+paying too dearly for the advantage of getting our sulphur so
+cheap.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER XIII<br />
+OMERT&Agrave; AND THE MAFIA</h3>
+<p>When the drunken sulphur-miners quarrel and kill one another
+on Saturdays and Sundays, the murderers are seldom brought to
+justice because of Omert&agrave;; a word which is said to be
+derived from uomo and to signify manliness in the sense of power
+of endurance, the power, for <!-- page 158--><a
+name="page158"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 158</span>example, of
+keeping silence even under torture; hence it comes to be used for
+an exaggeration of that natural sense of honour, that Noblesse
+Oblige or Decency Forbids, which makes an English schoolboy scorn
+to become a sneak.&nbsp; It may be false and foolish, it may be
+noble and chivalrous, whatever it is, they say, it has such a
+firm growth among them because the history of Sicily is the
+history of an island which has for centuries been misgoverned by
+foreigners, and the people have lost any faith they may ever have
+had in professional justice.&nbsp; If one were to be involved
+with a Sicilian in committing a crime, one might be perfectly
+certain that he would never turn King&rsquo;s evidence, he would
+say, &ldquo;Io son uomo, io non parlo&rdquo; (&ldquo;I am a man,
+I know how to hold my tongue&rdquo;) and he would rather die than
+betray an accomplice who is his friend and probably his
+compare.&nbsp; Nor need the criminal fear that the victim or
+anyone in the secret whether accomplice or not, will blab.&nbsp;
+A man with a wound on his face, made obviously by a knife, will
+swear to the police that in drawing a cork he fell and cut
+himself with the bottle.&nbsp; He does not intend his assailant
+to go unpunished, but he will not have the police interfering if
+he can prevent it; he means to look after his own affairs
+himself.&nbsp; If a murder has been committed a crowd will
+collect round the murdered man&mdash;a crowd that includes the
+police and also the murderer&mdash;but no one has any idea who
+committed the crime, not even those who saw it done, and not even
+the dying man, who may carry his assumption of ignorance so far
+as to call his murderer to his side, embrace him affectionately
+and give him a Judas-kiss which bears a double meaning; for the
+police and the general public it is evidence that there can have
+been no ill-feeling between the two, while for the friends of the
+murdered man it confirms their suspicions as to the one on whom
+the vendetta is to be executed.&nbsp; So many have told me this
+that I cannot help thinking that, if it really is done as often
+as they say, it must by now have lost some of its power of
+deceiving the police.&nbsp; Probably it was done on <!-- page
+159--><a name="page159"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+159</span>some occasion which took the public fancy, and they
+keep on repeating it because it makes a dramatic close.</p>
+<p>Giovanni Grasso has a play called <i>Omert&agrave;</i>:<i> La
+Legge del Silenzio</i>.&nbsp; Don Andrea has been murdered by or
+at the instigation of Don Tot&ograve; (Salvatore), who is an
+overbearing bully, nevertheless Saru (Rosario) has been sent to
+prison for the crime and, during his absence, his girl has
+married Don Tot&ograve;.&nbsp; The play opens with the return
+from prison of Saru, acted by Giovanni.&nbsp; He comes to the
+house of his mother, with whom Don Tot&ograve; and his wife are
+living.&nbsp; The length of the play is provided by the
+disappointments attending his return: his setting up for himself
+and painting paladins on Sicilian carts; a scene of passionate
+tenderness with his mother, during which he convinces her of his
+innocence, but refuses to reveal the name of the murderer which
+he has learnt in prison; a beautiful interview with Pasqualino,
+his young brother, who shows he is the right sort of boy by
+declaring of his own accord that he hates Don Tot&ograve;; a
+magnificent interrupted quarrel with Don Tot&ograve;, and scenes
+with the police and with the priest to whom Saru refuses to give
+any information about the murder.&nbsp; Towards the end Saru
+staggers in wounded.&nbsp; They all try to make him tell the name
+of his murderer, but he will not.&nbsp; Finally, he is left alone
+with Pasqualino to whom he gives his revolver with these dying
+words:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For Don Tot&ograve;, when you shall be
+eighteen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Pasqualino understands, kisses the pistol and accepts the
+obligation, saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will see to it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The others return and ask Pasqualino whether Saru told him
+anything before he died, and Pasqualino, concealing the pistol in
+his bosom as the Spartan boy concealed the fox, bravely
+answers:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>One may object to the play on the ground that it breaks off
+instead of coming to a conclusion&mdash;one is left wishing to
+see Pasqualino, grown up and acted by Giovanni, executing <!--
+page 160--><a name="page160"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+160</span>the vendetta&mdash;but it is a good play and shows what
+is meant by omert&agrave;.&nbsp; The dramatic critic of the
+<i>Times</i> (2 March, 1910), on the morning after Giovanni
+produced it in London, opened his notice of it thus:
+&ldquo;Omert&agrave; must make things very difficult for the
+Sicilian police.&rdquo;&nbsp; This is precisely what they
+intend.</p>
+<p>Without omert&agrave; the mafia would hardly flourish, and the
+mafia is not so easy to understand.&nbsp; I suppose the reason
+why Sicilians explain it badly is that they understand it too
+well.&nbsp; The inquiring outsider cannot see the trees for the
+wood, and the explaining insider cannot see the wood for the
+trees.&nbsp; They labour to make clear things with which I am
+familiar, and take for granted things which are strange to me,
+treating me rather as my father treated the judges before whom he
+was arguing some legal point.&nbsp; Their lordships interrupted
+him:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, Mr. Jones, you say this is so and that is so, but
+you do not produce any authority in support of your
+statements.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Authority, my lord?&rdquo; exclaimed my father, as
+though perhaps he might have forgotten something: then, leaning
+over the desk, he said, in a stage whisper: &ldquo;Usher, bring
+me <i>Blackstone</i>&mdash;or some other elementary
+work.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Thus we do not make much progress, but by degrees one picks up
+a few ideas about it.</p>
+<p>My friend Peppino Fazio, of Catania, allowed me to copy and
+translate part of an article he wrote in a newspaper.&nbsp; He is
+speaking of Palermo as long ago as 1780:</p>
+<blockquote><p>The Albergheria was the quarter that harboured
+those men who were most ready with their hands and most
+quarrelsome; they were expert also in using their knives, with
+which they fenced by rule and according to art; they obeyed a
+certain code of chivalry of their own, not permitting the weak or
+the unarmed to be bullied, treating as criminals those who used
+fraud and treachery, and not brooking the intervention of the
+police.&nbsp; They were men whom an exaggerated sentiment of
+honour and of individual courage had decoyed from the path <!--
+page 161--><a name="page161"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+161</span>of social conventions, but in whom there was a
+fundamental notion of right conduct and a generosity at times
+magnanimous.&nbsp; They held each other in great mutual respect,
+free from any element of servility or cowardice, not recognising
+grades, nor conferring any right to command&mdash;a respect that
+was the more profound according as its object was the more
+distinguished for acts of valour and grandeur of soul.&nbsp; It
+was the tacit homage that one pays to heroes, poets, artists and
+to every kind of genius.</p>
+<p>These men, slowly degenerating, have produced the mafia, which
+is associated with bullying, blackmailing and crime.&nbsp; The
+word mafia has been applied in this bad sense only in more recent
+times, as we are assured by those who have studied the
+subject.&nbsp; The ancestors of the mafiosi used to call
+themselves Cristiani&mdash;that is Men in the sense of men of
+courage and silence.</p>
+<p>The Cristiano carried in one pocket his rosary and in the
+other his knife.&nbsp; Outside his own class he recognised the
+higher social distinctions and, while preserving his own
+self-respect and never stooping to obsequiousness, felt for the
+galantuomini (that is for the townspeople) and for the signori
+(that is for the patricians) a real submission which he displayed
+both in acts and words by protecting their persons and their
+reputations; so that no thief or evil-liver dared to commit any
+crime against one who was known to be protected by a
+Cristiano.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>One recognises about this something of the chivalry of Robin
+Hood and of more modern highwaymen.&nbsp; The conditions of life
+in the albergheria are not identical with those of life in the
+open country, either in England or in Sicily, nor with those of
+life in the orange-groves of the Conca d&rsquo;Oro round about
+Palermo.&nbsp; Both in the Conca d&rsquo;Oro and in the open
+fields the guardians employed to protect the crops are all
+mafiosi and are able to prevent the employment of any who are
+not.&nbsp; The conditions in a sulphur-mine again are
+different.&nbsp; Confusion arises unless one knows which
+conditions are present to the mind of him who is trying to
+explain the mafia.&nbsp; Besides which, the words mafia and
+mafioso are still often used in a good sense.</p>
+<p><!-- page 162--><a name="page162"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+162</span>There was something mafioso about Michelino when he was
+singing to us at the mine, keeping us all in order and silencing
+the guitar with a wave of his hand.&nbsp; There is something of
+it in a girl who is not ashamed of her beauty and does not blush
+to be admired.&nbsp; It was the mafiosit&agrave; of Guido Santo,
+the mule, at Castellinaria, that sunny morning when he trotted up
+and down in his new harness before taking us to the shore, which
+put it into our heads to make it also his festa.&nbsp; There is
+something of it in the attitude of King Henry VIII, with his hat
+on one side and his arm a-kimbo, as he appears in a full-length
+portrait by Holbein.&nbsp; There was a good deal of it in the
+conduct of Giovanni in his Teatro Machiavelli on one occasion
+when a lady music-hall singer failed to please; the public hissed
+her and made such an uproar that she could not proceed.&nbsp;
+Giovanni was, or pretended to be, furious.&nbsp; He behaved to
+his audience as Nino Bixio behaved to his men on the Sicilian
+expedition.&nbsp; He came on and abused them with gesticulation
+and language; he swore and stormed at them; he appealed to their
+sense of chivalry; he threatened to come down among them and
+teach them manners; he declared that they should hear her.&nbsp;
+He made the piano-man play; he went and fetched the lady; he
+stood by her side, frowning, with his arms folded, ready to break
+out, the personification of angry determination and suppressed
+energy.&nbsp; The people acquiesced and listened.&nbsp; When the
+singer had finished, they applauded; and they were applauding not
+only her, but also Giovanni because he had dominated them.&nbsp;
+It is a small theatre and their numbers may have been four or
+five hundred&mdash;it would depend upon the programme and the
+kind of evening it was&mdash;but if it had been the Teatro
+Bellini he would have subdued them just as well, unless there had
+been present someone to resist him with a stronger personality,
+and his experience had taught him that the chances were against
+that.</p>
+<p>An imposing personality is a useless possession unless there
+are others willing to be imposed upon, and it is this <!-- page
+163--><a name="page163"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+163</span>willingness to be dominated quite as much as the love
+of dominating that makes the mafia possible.&nbsp; If I may
+&ldquo;quote from memory&rdquo;:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Surely the pleasure is as great<br />
+Of being beaten as to beat.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Possibly the Sicilian charm contains among its many
+ingredients a trace of this love of being dominated which, in
+England, we associate more particularly with women, spaniels and
+walnut trees; and if it were not so, history might contain less
+about the misgovernment of the island by foreigners.</p>
+<p>The mafia is not like the Neapolitan Camorra, it is not an
+organised society such as one reads about in books for boys, nor
+is it a recognised trade union with a president, secretary,
+officers and so on.&nbsp; It is rather an esprit de corps, and no
+more a secret society than omert&agrave; is a secret society;
+nevertheless, they speak of the mafia as being more highly
+organised in some districts than in others, and there are secret
+societies whose members are mafiosi, so that for a foreigner to
+speak of the mafia as a secret society would appear to be an
+excusable error.</p>
+<p>Among every collection of men, and even in a herd of bullocks,
+one is always the acknowledged leader, and in a sulphur-mine it
+naturally happens that one man has a more dominating personality,
+more prepotenza, than any of the others; this capo-mafioso takes
+the lead and is king.&nbsp; When, as often happens, he is a man
+with a respect for law and order, willing to be useful to the
+managers, the mafia can and does supplement in an amateur fashion
+the deficiencies of professional justice.&nbsp; If Giovanni
+Grasso were really a worker in a sulphur-mine, as he sometimes
+appears to be on the stage, he would certainly take the lead, and
+no one who knows him will believe that he could ever be capable
+of a bad action.&nbsp; But few men can safely be trusted with
+absolute power.&nbsp; Sometimes this capo-mafioso is a villain
+who glories in a record of crime, a brow-beating bully who will
+<!-- page 164--><a name="page164"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+164</span>stick at nothing.&nbsp; Here is a situation for a
+melodrama&mdash;the Wicked Despot.&nbsp; He does as he chooses
+with those around him, who fear lest he should treat them as Don
+Tot&ograve; treated Don Andrea before the opening of
+<i>Omert&agrave;</i>, and as he treats Saru in the course of the
+play; and they not only fear, they also admire an
+unscrupulousness of which they feel themselves to be
+incapable.&nbsp; They refer their disputes to him and execute his
+orders.&nbsp; They do not pay him money for adjudicating between
+them, it is enough for him to have the satisfaction of being
+asked to arbitrate and, by giving his decision and seeing that it
+is carried out, he consolidates his power.&nbsp; But he exacts
+from them a percentage of their winnings at cards as tribute, and
+they pay it willingly so as to keep on good terms with him.&nbsp;
+Of course, under the throne of any of these tyrants, among those
+who have sufficient daring, conspiracies are continually surging
+and, sooner or later, whether he is a good or a bad man, he has
+to give way to a stronger&mdash;perhaps a fresh arrival, who
+takes the public fancy.&nbsp; Sometimes there are two with
+apparently an equal power of dominating; they agree not to
+quarrel openly, but, between themselves, each is on the look-out
+for an opportunity to annihilate the other&rsquo;s influence.</p>
+<p>One Saturday, in the street at Caltanissetta, Beppe showed me
+marks of bullets on the wall.&nbsp; He said that only a week
+before there had been a row among a score of men with revolvers
+about some question of precedence among the mafiosi in a
+neighbouring mine arising out of the terms proposed for ending a
+strike.&nbsp; One of the men was killed and several were wounded,
+but the question of precedence could not be settled that day
+because the survivors were all put into prison.</p>
+<p>According to the plays, the prisons are to the mafiosi what
+the ganglia are to the nerves, and give the prisoners an
+opportunity for talking matters over, thus providing an effective
+means of continuing the plot of the drama.&nbsp; And though the
+criminals feel secure in the knowledge that <!-- page 165--><a
+name="page165"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+165</span>omert&agrave; will prevent their confederates from
+giving information, yet the police, of course, know who is who
+all the time, just as the police in London know who are the
+criminals; the law, however, is jealous of the rights of the
+people and does not move on suspicion.&nbsp; And too much of the
+modern police methods would not combine well with the
+requirements of melodrama.</p>
+<p>Beppe assured me that in his mine the mafiosi are mostly good
+fellows and do not do any harm, except among themselves when they
+quarrel, get drunk and murder one another.&nbsp; He admits that
+the making use of them in the management of the men is like
+playing with fire, but he agrees with all who have gone into the
+matter that a stranger falling among them, wherever he might meet
+them, would be treated with the most extreme respect and
+courtesy.&nbsp; This is not because they are afraid of giving
+themselves away, distrusting the stranger&rsquo;s omert&agrave;,
+it is because they have a real self-respect and wish to pass in
+the eyes of the world for men of good position.&nbsp; The
+presence of a stranger among them is a challenge to their
+chivalry and to their oriental sense of hospitality.</p>
+<p>Anyone wishing to study the mafia from books might begin with
+<i>La Mafia e I Mafiosi</i>, by Antonio Cutrera, Delegato di
+Pubblica Sicurezza (Palermo.&nbsp; Alberto Reber, 1900), and
+continue with <i>La Mala Vita di Palermo</i> (<i>I
+Ricottari</i>), by the same author.&nbsp; If he will also read
+all the numerous books by other authors cited in the notes to
+these two works he ought to gain a fair knowledge of the
+subject.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER XIV<br />
+MALA VITA</h3>
+<p>Sicilians sometimes claim that much of what has been stated in
+the foregoing chapter is now out of date, and that, with the
+advance of civilisation, the power of the mafia <!-- page
+166--><a name="page166"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+166</span>and the respect for omert&agrave; are giving way to
+confidence in the police.&nbsp; And they go on to regret that
+Giovanni Grasso should have so much success with his plays in
+foreign countries, because they contain a great deal of mafia and
+mala vita which he presents with so much realism that foreigners
+are encouraged in the idea that all Sicilians are for ever
+sleeplessly going about with knives in their belts seeking to
+execute vendettas.&nbsp; But most theatre-goers know by this time
+that melodramas are not made up of the events of ordinary
+life.&nbsp; A man does not discover every day that he has been
+deceived by his wife or that his sister has been betrayed by his
+compare; when he does make such a discovery he may be pardoned if
+he loses his self-control.&nbsp; Anyhow, the sleepless vendetta
+notion is so ludicrously contrary to the fact that Sicily can
+afford to take the risk.&nbsp; One might as well treat seriously
+the complaint against the marionettes, that the swaggering talk
+of Orlando and Rinaldo encourages the boys to behave in real life
+as though every fancied insult must be wiped out with
+blood.&nbsp; The boys certainly do fight&mdash;they can be seen
+fighting in the fish-market, one armed with a basket for his
+shield and another with a stick for his sword, his
+Durlindana.&nbsp; But boys fight, even in England, with no
+marionettes to inflame their imaginations, and sometimes they cut
+one another; still, no one would take too seriously the
+exclamation of that schoolmaster who, on being called to deal
+with some such incident, hurried from his study muttering:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Knives, knives&mdash;dangerous weapons; would to heaven
+they had never been invented!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>What was he going to do at dinner-time?&nbsp; And if the
+marionettes are to be abolished, what is the Sicilian boy to do
+when it is time for him to sit down to his evening meal of
+romance?&nbsp; It is even possible that if he were starved of his
+marionettes he would more frequently substitute the dangerous
+weapon for the stick.</p>
+<p>We see Sicilian life only in bits at a time and any bit we see
+may turn out on investigation to be only a bit of <!-- page
+167--><a name="page167"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+167</span>acting; and, whether real life or acting, we see it
+through the veil of romance which is held in front of it by their
+language and by their gestures, which cause their acting to
+appear more real&mdash;that is, which help it to be more
+deceptive.&nbsp; By their language I do not mean merely their
+words and their grammar&mdash;we also have a grammar, and our
+dictionary contains words as many and as expressive as
+theirs&mdash;the romance is rather in their attitude of mind and
+the consequent use they make of their words.&nbsp; I have read
+with disgust in an English newspaper an account of a squalid
+Pentonville murder which, as described in a contemporary Italian
+journal, appeared worthy to be set to music by Puccini.&nbsp; We
+are like the audience in Giovanni&rsquo;s theatre&mdash;dominated
+by the imposing romance of the language, and we prefer to be so
+dominated.&nbsp; Or we are like the audience in the teatrino at
+Palermo, when the buffo performs a miracle; as soon as we get
+behind &ldquo;la mala vita&rdquo; and see it as &ldquo;the life
+of the criminal classes&rdquo; we have caught a glimpse of how
+the illusion is worked.</p>
+<p>By their gestures I mean something about which in England, in
+France and even in Northern Italy, nothing is known.&nbsp; It is
+true that we Northerners can and do communicate with one another
+in gesture, but in England we mostly omit gesture and use speech,
+while in France and Northern Italy the gesture is only
+slight.&nbsp; A Sicilian sometimes omits words, but if he omits
+gestures it is only by exercising great self-control.&nbsp; When
+he is talking naturally, every muscle of his body is at work
+helping him to express his meaning.&nbsp; It is as though he had
+not yet learnt to trust speech, everything must be acted too, as
+half-educated people have not yet learnt to trust the written
+word and if they read must read aloud.&nbsp; At a cinematograph
+show, when a letter or telegram or the title of the piece is
+shown on the screen, a murmur goes round the hall; it is the
+people reading the writing out loud to assure themselves of its
+meaning.&nbsp; So the talking Sicilian is telling everything
+twice, once with his voice and once with his gestures and <!--
+page 168--><a name="page168"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+168</span>there is so much oil in his backbone that there is
+nothing creaky, awkward or grudging in his movements; the
+gestures are made with an exuberance, an intensity and a natural
+unconscious beauty which seem to lift the matter above the plane
+of ordinary life.&nbsp; So habitual is this gesticulation that it
+is often useless.&nbsp; I have been behind the scenes in a
+marionette theatre, watching the man declaiming for the
+figures.&nbsp; His energy was tremendous, no wonder he drank out
+of a black bottle from time to time.&nbsp; I knew he was hidden
+from the audience and thought he might be suggesting movements
+for the marionettes to the man who was manipulating them, but
+that man could not see him either and was improvising the
+movements of the figures unaided.</p>
+<p>The gesticulating Sicilian, however, is not more deeply moved
+by what he is describing than the phlegmatic Englishman is when
+he is quietly telling something.&nbsp; I have sometimes ventured
+to laugh at the Sicilian for his unnecessary vehemence, and he
+has stopped in the middle of it all and joined in the
+laughter.&nbsp; It would be extremely interesting to see Giovanni
+Grasso in the part of an English gentleman, a Wyndham or a
+Hawtrey part.&nbsp; I believe he would succeed because I believe
+he would succeed in anything he set his mind to do, but for him
+to reproduce an Englishman&rsquo;s tranquillity would be as much
+of an effort as it would be for an English actor to reproduce a
+Sicilian&rsquo;s mobility.</p>
+<p>Their power of acting is not confined to those who are actors
+by profession; the love of improvising little scenes in daily
+life may be said to be characteristic of them.&nbsp; To suppose
+that they do this from a love of lying would be to simplify
+unduly; they have the artist&rsquo;s power of seeing a thing in
+two senses at once, and they assume that they will not be
+misunderstood, at all events, they are not going to give it all
+away by explaining, and if the stranger is taken in&mdash;well,
+as a rule, it does not very much signify.&nbsp; Just as
+omert&agrave; makes things difficult for the Sicilian police, so
+this <!-- page 169--><a name="page169"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 169</span>love of acting makes things
+difficult for the foreign traveller.&nbsp; There is a story in
+the form of a dialogue between a foreigner in Palermo inquiring
+of a native about a tree that was clipped into a fantastic
+shape.&nbsp; It can hardly be given in English because it turns
+on the double meaning of &ldquo;naturale,&rdquo; which means
+sometimes &ldquo;natural&rdquo; and sometimes
+&ldquo;naturally,&rdquo; but if it be added that
+&ldquo;scusi&rdquo; = &ldquo;excuse me&rdquo;;
+&ldquo;quest&rsquo; albero&rdquo; = &ldquo;this tree&rdquo;;
+&ldquo;&egrave;&rdquo; = &ldquo;is&rdquo;; &ldquo;o&rdquo; =
+&ldquo;or,&rdquo; any reader will be able to understand it:</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Foreigner</span>: Scusi, Signore;
+quest&rsquo; albero &egrave; artificiale o naturale?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Palermitan</span>: Artificiale.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">For</span>: Oh, artificiale?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Pal</span>: Naturale.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">For</span>: &Egrave; naturale?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Pal</span>: Artificiale.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">For</span>: (<i>getting irritated</i>):
+Scusi, Signore; quest&rsquo; albero &egrave; artificiale o
+naturale?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Pal</span>: Artificiale, naturale.</p>
+<p>And then the foreigner goes home and writes a book about his
+travels, saying that the natives are so stupid they do not even
+know whether their trees are clipped into odd shapes by nature or
+art.&nbsp; But the apparently grave and courteous Palermitan knew
+what he was doing all the time and was enjoying it as a child
+enjoys committing a harmless piece of mischief.</p>
+<p>If one were to pierce through it and understand them as they
+may be supposed to understand themselves, one would not
+necessarily be in a position to give an opinion about the mafia,
+for, besides those who speak of the growing confidence in the
+police, there are others who assert that the improvement, if any,
+is slight and only on the surface, and that the spirit of the
+mafia is not confined to the mala vita, but extends to the upper
+classes and influences even the administration of justice and the
+elections.&nbsp; When the natives differ on such a point, a mere
+foreigner can hardly <!-- page 170--><a name="page170"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 170</span>decide; but I have more frequently
+heard the opinion expressed in favour of improvement.&nbsp;
+Certainly, in the Teatro Machiavelli, when murderers are taken by
+the police it is often done now with the approval of the
+audience, which they tell me would not have been the case some
+years back.</p>
+<p>Before writing about the mala vita one ought at least to have
+seen a man murdered in the street.&nbsp; I have never seen this,
+nor have I ever even seen the body of a murdered man lying in the
+street.&nbsp; All that I know about the mala vita in Sicily has
+been gathered from conversation, books and plays.&nbsp; Lest it
+should be thought that in thus disclaiming practical knowledge of
+the subject I am inspired by omert&agrave;&mdash;as a traveller
+may shut his eyes to unpleasant incidents out of regard for his
+hosts&mdash;I will here collect together all the occasions when I
+have thought myself to be in the immediate neighbourhood of the
+mala vita.</p>
+<p>At Castellinaria the barber who keeps the shop opposite the
+Albergo della Madonna&mdash;the shop in which Alfio Mascalucia
+was assistant&mdash;always seemed to me to be a man one would
+readily trust with all one&rsquo;s possessions.&nbsp; He must be
+now over forty, married and with a family.&nbsp; Peppino told me
+the other day that in his youth, meaning between the ages of
+eighteen and twenty-six, this barber had been a notorious
+ricottaro and had often been in prison for crimes of various
+kinds.&nbsp; When I heard this, his extremely courteous manner
+reminded me of the Robin Hood side of the Cristiani, and of the
+oriental hospitality of the mafiosi towards strangers.&nbsp; I
+asked Peppino whether I ought to discontinue my custom.&nbsp; He
+said not unless I was dissatisfied with him as a barber.&nbsp;
+Then I realised that I must have forgotten where I was for the
+moment.</p>
+<p>Carmelo and his brother Rosario at Castellinaria have both
+been in prison for attempting to murder, but they can neither of
+them be said ever to have belonged to the class of habitual
+criminals.</p>
+<p>In the Teatro Machiavelli Peppino Fazio gave me as a <!-- page
+171--><a name="page171"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+171</span>ricordo one of the knives used by the mafiosi.&nbsp;
+The blade doubles on the handle, so that when open it is about
+twice as long as when shut; some are as long as twenty-four
+inches when open, mine is only eighteen.&nbsp; Being intended for
+the theatre, it has never been sharpened or pointed but, except
+for this it is a real mala vita knife.&nbsp; They told me there
+would be nothing to fear so long as I continued the life of
+blameless respectability which had no doubt become habitual to
+me&mdash;or some nonsense of that kind&mdash;but that if I should
+happen to be caught by the police in doubtful surroundings and
+searched, even this knife, in spite of its arrested adolescence,
+might get me into trouble.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So you had better be careful,&rdquo; said one of them;
+&ldquo;but if you do get put into prison, let us know and you
+shall be treated as well as any ricottaro.&nbsp; I will bring you
+a good dinner every day.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said another, &ldquo;and I will bring you
+cigarettes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And I,&rdquo; said a third, &ldquo;will fetch your
+linen and bring it back to you nicely washed and
+ironed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Whenever I show my knife to any of my English friends, for I
+am happy to say I got it safely home, they always exclaim that it
+is an entirely prosaic object.&nbsp; And so it is.&nbsp; It is as
+unromantic as an escape of gas.</p>
+<p>Several times I have been in a theatre when the performance
+has been interrupted by a disturbance among the audience, but I
+have never seen it develop into a serious row.</p>
+<p>Once in Palermo my bedroom looked over a small piazza, and one
+night I heard talking and looked out.&nbsp; I saw a crowd and
+distinguished a man disputing from below with another man on a
+balcony about fifteen feet from mine, and there was a woman in
+the room behind him.&nbsp; The dispute was all in dialect, but
+evidently they were very angry.&nbsp; Presently the man on the
+balcony drew a revolver, it shone in the doubtful light, and he
+threatened the man below; but nothing further happened and
+presently the crowd dispersed, the man on the balcony retired and
+all <!-- page 172--><a name="page172"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 172</span>was quiet.&nbsp; Perhaps this was
+the prelude to a murder, and I may have read about it afterwards
+in the newspaper without knowing how near I had been to the
+crime.</p>
+<p>There was one other occasion when I thought I was going to see
+something of the mala vita.&nbsp; On the cliff at Castellinaria
+are some remains of polygonal buildings which have been made a
+national monument.&nbsp; The custode&rsquo;s cabin is just below,
+in a sheltered place where Peppino and I sometimes go and sit
+after supper.&nbsp; One moonlight evening, it was rather late,
+but the lamp was still shining in the cabin and the custode was
+still hanging about, I heard someone approaching and, looking up,
+saw, against the sky, a sinewy, slight woman in a long black
+dress with a black shawl over her head.&nbsp; She was coming
+rapidly along the edge of the cliff with a shuffling, swaying
+motion, and as she came she was continually rearranging the shawl
+over her head and chattering volubly to herself in a hoarse,
+coarse, raucous voice.&nbsp; The custode glanced at her as she
+drew near and I thought he flinched.&nbsp; I do not know how I
+knew it, but I was sure she was his wife.&nbsp; She was beside
+herself with passion.&nbsp; She must have found out
+something&mdash;something about some other woman.&nbsp; I felt as
+I have felt at an Ibsen play&mdash;as though I were looking
+through the keyhole into a room where dirty linen was about to be
+washed.&nbsp; She shook and trembled all over like an express
+train approaching a country station.&nbsp; Reason told me that
+Peppino and I were safe, we were on the platform; nevertheless
+accidents do happen and there was the poor custode on the
+line.&nbsp; She drew up in front of us, and her draperies swirled
+round her with the suddenness of her stopping.&nbsp; She became
+silent and still, while she looked at me as though fixing my
+appearance on her brain for this life and the next; she looked at
+Peppino in the same way and at the custode.&nbsp; Then the
+chattering began again and the restless rearranging of her shawl
+over her head.&nbsp; Suddenly she turned, poured herself into the
+cabin and exploded.&nbsp; It was not as with an earthquake, for
+the walls <!-- page 173--><a name="page173"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 173</span>were left standing and the roof and
+foundations were unshaken, and an earthquake, they say, seems to
+last for an eternity, whereas this woman seemed to take but a
+moment to complete her work of desolation.&nbsp; She pounced upon
+something among the debris and laughed hysterically as she hid it
+in her bosom.</p>
+<p>The storm was over.&nbsp; She was transformed into a rather
+beautiful and extremely graceful woman of about thirty.&nbsp; She
+exchanged a few words of friendly chaff with her husband, smiled
+at Peppino and bowed to me as she passed out, went up the path
+against the moonlit sky and faded into the night.</p>
+<p>All this was about a pack of cards.&nbsp; She had promised to
+lend the cards to a neighbour that evening; her husband was to
+have brought them home early in the day; he had forgotten to do
+so and she had come to fetch them.&nbsp; So there was no murder
+and no dirty linen, but the cabin had to be tidied.</p>
+<p>What would this woman do had she the motive and the cue for
+passion that I had supposed for her?&nbsp; If her husband ever
+does entertain another lady in his cabin and his wife hears of
+it, I hope I may not be in the neighbourhood.&nbsp; But if I were
+to be there and to witness the crime, omert&agrave; would forbid
+me, as a good Sicilian, to say anything about it.&nbsp; I should
+have to forget the claims of justice and go to prison, if
+necessary, rather than give such information as might lead to the
+conviction of the person or persons guilty.</p>
+<p>Lastly, there was the lady in the restaurant-car&mdash;but
+perhaps she ought not to be included in the list.&nbsp; Let her
+have the benefit of the doubt and a chapter to herself.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 177--><a name="page177"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 177</span>CASTELLINARIA</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XV<br />
+THE CARDINALESSA</h3>
+<p>One day, as I was travelling through the island by rail, I
+lunched in the restaurant-car and divided my attention between
+the colazione, the view and the other lunchers.</p>
+<p>At the table in front of me sat three gentlemen; beyond them,
+at a separate table, sat a distinguished-looking lady, quietly
+but well dressed in foamy white musliny stuff, with a good deal
+of lace and a few touches of pale green.&nbsp; She had a lovely
+hat and a veil, which she wore in such a way that I thought how
+well she would look in a motor-car.&nbsp; She did not appear to
+be much over thirty, and she was alone except that she had a
+little dog, whom she fed from her plate and who was evidently
+very fond of her.&nbsp; She was not strictly beautiful, her face
+depended for its charm more on its expression than on the
+regularity of its features, but there was about her a certain
+indescribable combination of dignity and vivacity that was
+curiously attractive, and that soon attracted the three
+gentlemen, who, I presently became aware, had entered into
+conversation with her.&nbsp; Possibly they had asked the waiter
+to introduce them while I was looking out of the window.&nbsp;
+Certainly they cannot have met her before, because I heard them
+ask her her nationality, and she told them that her father was an
+Italian, a native of Rome, and that her mother was French.&nbsp;
+And where was she going?&nbsp; To some place whose name I did not
+catch.&nbsp; Then she must change at the junction.&nbsp; Yes, but
+there would be no difficulty because she was accustomed to
+travelling, she had travelled in China, India, Egypt and
+America.&nbsp; No doubt she was gifted by nature with that happy
+temperament which <!-- page 178--><a name="page178"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 178</span>enables its possessor to make
+friends easily, and her extensive travels had provided
+opportunities for its cultivation.&nbsp; I supposed the three
+gentlemen to be accountants or advocates or perhaps engineers;
+but I thought from her manner that she would have been just as
+much at her ease if they had been carabinieri.&nbsp; I heard her
+tell them she was twenty-two; she must have been very young when
+she began her travels.</p>
+<p>While the waiter was making out our bills, one of the
+gentlemen begged her to grant him a favour.&nbsp; She smiled in
+her frank open way as an encouragement to him to name it, and he
+declared that he should consider it an honour if she would permit
+him to pay for her luncheon.&nbsp; The lady accepted his
+generosity, and granted his request with a smile of such queenly
+condescension that I had a vision of great Elizabeth stepping
+upon Raleigh&rsquo;s cloak.</p>
+<p>Presently this gentleman went and sat by himself at a table
+for two and the lady joined him.&nbsp; This appeared to me a
+little odd; he might just as well have sat at her table, or have
+invited her to sit at his with the other two gentlemen, there was
+room and it would have been less marked.&nbsp; But they seemed to
+prefer to start a little colony of their own, as it were, on
+neutral ground.&nbsp; The gentleman made another proposal: A
+glass of wine?&nbsp; With pleasure.&nbsp; So the waiter brought
+it, and then the lady accepted a cigarette.</p>
+<p>At the junction the lady and the gentleman both got out, and I
+saw him help her into her train, which started first for the
+place whose name I had not caught.&nbsp; Then he got into his
+train, which was labelled &ldquo;Castellinaria,&rdquo; and I went
+on without changing.&nbsp; A few days later, however, I returned
+to the junction, changed there and followed the accountant to
+Castellinaria, where I was going to see my friend Antonio, who
+happened to be engaged there on an engineering job.&nbsp; In the
+evening I told him about the lady in the restaurant-car.&nbsp; He
+laughed and said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But this lady is a particular friend of mine.&nbsp; She
+is <!-- page 179--><a name="page179"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+179</span>often here, she returned two days ago and told me all
+this herself, only last night.&nbsp; If you would like to make
+her acquaintance I will take you to see her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we went to her hotel, which was not the Albergo della
+Madonna.&nbsp; She received us in her bedroom, for which she
+apologised charmingly&mdash;so charmingly as to make it appear
+the most natural thing in the world to be received by her in her
+bedroom.&nbsp; She remembered seeing me in the train, and begged
+me to sit down.&nbsp; She had a visitor&mdash;a gentleman.&nbsp;
+It was the gentleman who had paid for her luncheon in the
+restaurant-car.&nbsp; I was introduced, and he was, as I had
+supposed, an accountant.&nbsp; The lady was less elaborately clad
+than on the occasion of our previous meeting.&nbsp; Just as her
+other costume was precisely what it should have been for a
+restaurant-car, so this was precisely adapted to her present
+surroundings.&nbsp; She evidently understood dress.&nbsp; And
+very pretty it was to see her busying herself about the room,
+entertaining her guests and playing with her little dog.&nbsp; He
+was not the only little dog she had ever had.&nbsp; Her previous
+companion, who had been given her by a Neapolitan gentleman,
+died, and she wept for six weeks and was inconsolable until
+another friend gave her this one.&nbsp; She thought first of
+calling him Vesuvio, which was the name of his predecessor, but
+could not bring herself to do so.&nbsp; Then she had the
+inspiration to call him Etna, which suited him better, because he
+was a trifle bigger; it was also a kind of complimentary
+reference to her first love.&nbsp; While she told us this she was
+making coffee with a spirit lamp on the chest of drawers.&nbsp;
+She had a speciality for making coffee, and really it was quite
+drinkable.</p>
+<p>She gave us the story of her life.&nbsp; She was the niece of
+a cardinal, in whose person were accumulated all the apostolic
+virtues, and her mother was a French lady of noble birth and
+almost incredible beauty, who, when Mary, or Mery as she prefers
+to write it, was about two months old, married the
+cardinal&rsquo;s coachman and had eleven more <!-- page 180--><a
+name="page180"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+180</span>children.&nbsp; When one draws a conclusion from
+insufficient data, it is always satisfactory to discover, as one
+too seldom does, that one was right.&nbsp; I had been right about
+the gentleman being an accountant, and here I was right again in
+my surmise that the lady was exceptionally highly connected, so
+highly that one could overlook her mother&rsquo;s
+m&eacute;salliance with the coachman.&nbsp; Her uncle was only a
+bishop at the time of her birth, he became a cardinal soon after
+Mery&rsquo;s mother married the coachman, and then he forced the
+coachman to legitimise Mery, and in this way the coachman became
+Mery&rsquo;s legal father; and all this was part of a scheme to
+accelerate the ecclesiastical preferment of her uncle.&nbsp; Ah!
+but he was an ambitious man and aspired to the throne of S.
+Peter.&nbsp; His scheme failed, however, owing to the wicked
+intrigues of the Jesuits.</p>
+<p>Parts of this might have borne, I do not say amplification,
+for it was quite long enough, but a word or two of
+elucidation.&nbsp; I have no doubt Mery would have been quite
+ready to explain everything, for she had nothing to conceal and
+the subject would have done as well as any other to display her
+feminine charm, but I did not interrupt, because I have observed
+that when a thorough woman of business undertakes to elucidate a
+point of law, she does it so much in the manner of Mrs. Nickleby
+that she not infrequently leaves it more obscure than she finds
+it.&nbsp; Mery did not expressly say she was a woman of business,
+she, in fact, disclaimed any such pretension, but she did it with
+a delightful mock modesty that forbade us to take her words
+literally.</p>
+<p>No expense was spared over Mery&rsquo;s education.&nbsp; She
+was sent to a convent at Marseilles and the nuns were very kind
+to her, not because of her ecclesiastical connection, but because
+they were holy women with large and noble hearts.&nbsp; Before
+her education was completed, however, she was sent for to return
+home, and oh, what a home it was!&nbsp; Her mother&rsquo;s health
+had broken down because the cardinal beat her, her legal father
+drank instead of protecting his wife, the younger children were
+uncared-for and the elder <!-- page 181--><a
+name="page181"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 181</span>children,
+though they were growing up, had not Mery&rsquo;s business
+capacity and powers of management.&nbsp; She put her shoulder to
+the wheel, did the marketing, the cooking and the cleaning; she
+washed and mended the children&rsquo;s clothes and saw to
+everything.&nbsp; She hated the life, but woman was born to
+suffer and she did her duty.</p>
+<p>In time her next sister married a music-hall singer&mdash;I
+should say a dramatic artist.&nbsp; Mery, who was now entering
+upon the heyday of her youth and beauty, was naturally introduced
+to the friends of her sister&rsquo;s husband.&nbsp; Every man in
+the company fell in love with her; all the bachelors proposed,
+and without her natural firmness, reinforced by the teaching of
+the holy nuns, she could scarcely have escaped matrimony.&nbsp;
+There was another thing that helped to save her&mdash;she was
+waiting for her anima gemella.&nbsp; I may here say that her
+anima gemella has not yet crossed her path and that her real age
+is twenty-seven.&nbsp; She told us this in confidence and it is
+not to go any further.&nbsp; For people in restaurant-cars she is
+any age she thinks proper at the moment, they do not matter, but
+she will never deceive her friends.</p>
+<p>Her sister&rsquo;s husband was a man of real insight; he
+divined that Mery was a heaven-inspired dancer, and devoted
+himself to the development of her genius.&nbsp; She did not say
+he had taught her to dance; she said he encouraged and developed
+her natural genius for dancing.&nbsp; She made her debut with a
+success which the newspapers declared to be even more
+&ldquo;phenomenal&rdquo; than that which attends the debut of
+every artist.&nbsp; Engagements followed, and soon she was
+dancing practically all over the globe, creating a furore
+wherever she went and leaving the younger children&rsquo;s socks
+to wash and darn themselves.&nbsp; Her mother was too ill and her
+legal father too drunk to know what she was doing or where she
+was doing it, but His Eminence heard and was so much scandalised
+that when she danced into the Eternal City the doors of the
+Vatican were closed to her.&nbsp; Cardinals are delightful men,
+<!-- page 182--><a name="page182"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+182</span>most of them&mdash;and Mery knows because she is on
+terms of intimacy with every member of the College&mdash;but too
+frequently they have a fault; they do not understand the artistic
+temperament.&nbsp; Nevertheless, if her uncle could have heard
+the cheers that greeted her in Shanghai and New York, and the
+encores that called her back in Cairo and Calcutta, if he could
+have seen the flowers that choked the wheels of her carriage in
+St. Petersburg and the diamonds that were showered upon her in
+Brazil, even his commonplace heart must have been moved.</p>
+<p>She did not dance for us because, it seems, they do not dance
+when they are resting, which was perhaps the psychological
+reason, but there was also a geographical reason in the want of
+space, for the room was small and contained, besides Mery and
+Etna in one arm-chair, another arm-chair and two ordinary chairs
+occupied by her visitors; also there was the chest of drawers on
+which she had made the coffee and all such other articles of
+furniture as one usually sees in a hotel bedroom, including two
+beds.&nbsp; The extra bed was there because Mery was, she
+confessed it, of luxurious habits and in the hot weather liked to
+be able to change and finish the night in a cool bed.</p>
+<p>Here there came a pause, not that she was exhausted, but
+something had happened about the little dog, who required
+attention.&nbsp; When Etna&rsquo;s business had been settled I
+thought it might be tactful if I suspended the inconvenience, as
+they say, so I asked Antonio whether we ought not to go and we
+begged leave to retire.&nbsp; She wished us good night in her
+frank, open way, thanked me for my visit, inquired how long I was
+staying in the town and concluded with the hope that I would call
+again, she never went out, so I should be sure to find her at any
+time.&nbsp; It should not be Addio, it should be Arrivederci.</p>
+<p>There are few places where I am more at home than I am in
+Castellinaria, but as I had come there this time expressly to see
+Antonio he considered it his duty to look after me; he was
+engaged next day, however, so he deputed <!-- page 183--><a
+name="page183"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 183</span>two of his
+friends to amuse me, and they invited me to come for a drive to
+the lighthouse.&nbsp; On the way, one of them said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And so Antonio took you yesterday to pass an
+intellectual evening with the cardinalessa.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;What a charming
+woman and what a strange life!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They agreed, somewhat coldly as it seemed to me, and they
+rather markedly refrained from developing the subject I had
+offered them; but they proposed a counter subject.&nbsp; In a few
+days it would be Mery&rsquo;s onomastico and they were going to
+send flowers.&nbsp; I should be in Palermo, would not I send her
+a message on a picture post-card?&nbsp; Of course I would.&nbsp;
+So between us we composed it:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>Auguri per l&rsquo; onomastico.&nbsp;
+Ringraziamenti per la serata intellettuale e per il
+caff&egrave;.&nbsp; Saluti&mdash;non pi&ugrave;, per timore di
+ingelosire nostro amico Antonio.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">Devotissimo suo Enrico. <a
+name="citation183"></a><a href="#footnote183"
+class="citation">[183]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This was the address:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">All&rsquo; Eminentissima Cardinalessa</span>,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Mery So-and-So</span>,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Albergo dell&rsquo; Allegria</span>,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Castellinaria</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I chose a card with a picture of St. Peter&rsquo;s; this
+seemed more appropriate than una ballerina qualunque, which I
+might have had for the same money, because her onomastico was the
+8th September, the birthday of the Madonna, and it was her uncle
+who had given her the name of Mery and had himself baptised
+her.</p>
+<p>I left Castellinaria next day with the card in my pocket ready
+to be posted on the 7th September, and went to Palermo, where I
+know a young doctor.&nbsp; I told him all <!-- page 184--><a
+name="page184"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 184</span>about it
+and showed him the post-card.&nbsp; When he saw Mery&rsquo;s real
+name he burst out laughing.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! that woman!&nbsp; Why, I know her quite well.&nbsp;
+She was here with a friend of mine, who asked me to attend her
+professionally&mdash;I mean in my professional capacity.&nbsp;
+Oh! nothing serious, but we had to communicate with her people
+and I know all about her.&nbsp; She is not a normal woman.&nbsp;
+Of course, that rigmarole about the cardinal is all
+nonsense.&nbsp; She is the daughter of a fisherman of
+Siracusa.&nbsp; She did dance here once for a few nights, but
+only at the Biondo, and no one noticed her, she was in one of the
+back rows of the ballet.&nbsp; Did they tell you why she returned
+to Castellinaria?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They had said nothing about it, and my doctor, not being a
+friend of Antonio and therefore not bound by any ties of
+omert&agrave;, gave me an account of it.</p>
+<p>It happened a few months previously: Mery was living in
+Palermo in a hotel, and her room had a balcony; the next balcony
+belonged to a room occupied by a young lady and her family, and
+the young lady was engaged to an officer.&nbsp; One day Etna
+strayed on to the neighbouring balcony and behaved in a manner
+that displeased the young lady whose betrothed complained to the
+proprietor and Mery was requested to leave.&nbsp; She, of course,
+saw that all this about her dog was merely a casus belli
+concealing a conspiracy to insult her, and indignantly refused to
+go.&nbsp; Next day, while the officer was sitting with his
+friends outside his usual caff&egrave;, Mery happened to pass on
+her way to buy a stamp and post a letter.&nbsp; She spoke to the
+officer, saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You think a lot of yourself, don&rsquo;t
+you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The officer requested her not to address him, whereupon,
+taking the law into her own hands, she went up to him and made a
+hole in her manners by scratching his face.&nbsp; A crowd began
+to collect.&nbsp; Mery permitted herself the use of an
+expression.&nbsp; It was a Sicilian word, my doctor told me what
+it was and also its meaning; it appeared to me <!-- page 185--><a
+name="page185"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 185</span>rather
+silly than offensive, but he assured me that it is never used
+except by people of the very lowest class.&nbsp; Mery then made
+more holes in her manners, reducing them to the condition of one
+of her father&rsquo;s fishing-nets, and was attempting to do the
+same with the officer&rsquo;s face when the crowd interfered;
+Mery was hissed and handed over to the police, who prepared her
+papers, took her to the railway station and turned her out of the
+town.</p>
+<p>Incidents such as this, by showing Mery that Sicily is no
+longer being misgoverned by foreigners, may in time, perhaps,
+teach her not to distrust professional justice.&nbsp; They also
+may in time, perhaps, teach travellers not to trust to
+conclusions based upon insufficient data about
+distinguished-looking ladies in restaurant-cars.</p>
+<p>But I sent her the post-card all the same.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER XVI<br />
+THE CORPORAL</h3>
+<p>One makes friends rapidly in Sicily.&nbsp; I made friends for
+life with all the coast-guards during three or four hours which I
+spent with them in their caserma.&nbsp; The corporal was the most
+demonstrative, and after I returned to England we exchanged
+post-cards for some months.&nbsp; Then he suddenly left off
+writing, and I drew the conclusion that it is as easy to unmake
+friends as to make them.&nbsp; But I was wrong.&nbsp; After four
+and a half years of undeserved neglect I received another
+post-card:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Since the death of one of my sisters and the
+occurrence of several other family troubles I have not been able
+before this day to write and assure you of the great affection
+which I continue to nourish towards you.&nbsp; For this I beg
+your pardon and your indulgence.&nbsp; I should have much
+pleasure in writing you a long letter and in telling you many
+things.&nbsp; Do you permit me to do so?</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><!-- page 186--><a name="page186"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+186</span>I gave the required permission, and presently received
+the long letter&mdash;much too long to be reproduced, but
+amounting to this:</p>
+<p>That he was sorry to hear I had had a cold, and wished he
+could have had it instead; we could only hope that heaven would
+give me good health for a hundred years; that he was now writing
+the long letter about which there had been delay in consequence
+of his having been away at home on leave when the necessary
+permission reached him; that he had no words in which to express
+his joy at hearing that I was soon coming to Sicily, as it was
+now sixty-three months since he had been in my presence.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Year after year and I have not seen you, spring after
+spring and I have not seen you, autumn after autumn and I have
+not seen you, and I have always looked for your coming and have
+not seen you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He went on to say that the young lady to whom he was engaged
+was a beautiful and honest girl, well educated and of a superior
+but unfortunately poor family.&nbsp; He was longing for the day
+when he might introduce her to me, for he had now been engaged
+over four years, and his misery was that he did not know when
+they could be married.&nbsp; He was thirty-five, and had been in
+service fifteen years and a half; on attaining forty he would be
+able to retire from the service and marry, but in the meantime he
+was losing all his youth under military discipline; he had
+applied for a permanent government post which might be given him
+at any moment, and then he could retire from the coast-guard
+service and return to his business; he was a carpenter by trade,
+and there would then be no obstacle to his marrying.&nbsp; And
+sometimes he was in despair because he could marry at once if
+only he could deposit 8000 francs&mdash;a sum that was beyond his
+means.&nbsp; He saw no way out of his trouble.&nbsp; He had been
+very unfortunate ever since he was born, and supposed he should
+continue to be so until he died; but he had always been
+economical, and had saved about half the <!-- page 187--><a
+name="page187"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 187</span>sum
+required; if only he could get the remaining 4000 francs it would
+be a great good fortune, and in a few days he hoped to send me
+his photograph together with that of his young lady.</p>
+<p>I replied congratulating him on his engagement and regretting
+that it was not in my power to help him to hasten his
+marriage.&nbsp; Even if there had been any reason why I should
+help him I should not have contemplated mixing myself up with the
+regulations regarding the marriage of coast-guards made by a
+friendly nation.&nbsp; If one were to begin, it would take a
+great deal of money to go round Italy endowing all the
+coastguards who want to marry; not that he had asked me to do
+this, he had not even asked me to help him, but it is as well to
+be prepared for what seems likely to happen next, and I was using
+a sanctified form of refusal.</p>
+<p>In his reply he did not mention the subject; he said he had
+been transferred to Castellinaria and had been promoted.&nbsp; He
+was now Caporale Maggiore.&nbsp; I did not know before that
+coastguard corporals, like musical scales and Hebrew prophets,
+could be either major or minor.</p>
+<p>I again congratulated him, and hoped his promotion might help
+to hasten his marriage.&nbsp; Next time I was at Castellinaria I
+asked Peppino where I should find the caserma of the Guardia di
+Finanza.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is in the church,&rdquo; said Peppino.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What church?&nbsp; Not the duomo?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; this other church where is no longer the praying
+and they shall enchant no more the Glory of the Mass with music
+and the bells are not ringing and there is the cortile near the
+sea.&nbsp; It is not very long far.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then I knew he meant the disused church of S. Maria
+dell&rsquo; Aiuto which I had often admired.&nbsp; I called there
+the following day about three in the afternoon and inquired for
+the corporal.&nbsp; His comrade who let me in took me along two
+sides of a beautiful cloister, with sculptured marble columns,
+and upstairs into the barber&rsquo;s shop, where we <!-- page
+188--><a name="page188"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+188</span>found the corporal with a towel round his neck being
+shaved.&nbsp; He was so surprised to see me that I was afraid
+there would be an accident, but the barber was clever and nothing
+serious happened.&nbsp; After the shaving he took me into the
+dormitory, which extends all along one side of the cloister on
+the first floor with windows looking on the grass and flowers of
+the cortile on one side and over the sea on the other&mdash;very
+fresh and healthy.&nbsp; Some of his comrades, who had been on
+duty all night, were sleeping in their beds, other beds were
+empty, and their owners were blacking their boots and polishing
+their buttons.&nbsp; He told them to entertain me, which they did
+while he finished his dressing.&nbsp; He then returned and
+proposed taking me out.</p>
+<p>As we went along he asked whether he might take me to see his
+young lady.&nbsp; I was surprised to hear she was in the town,
+knowing it was not her native place, and asked whether the
+remaining 4000 francs had dropped from heaven.&nbsp; He replied
+that he was still waiting.&nbsp; He was to have a month&rsquo;s
+leave soon, and intended to take the girl to his home and
+introduce her to his family; in the meantime he had hired a room,
+and it was very expensive&mdash;twenty francs a month, in the
+house of most respectable people.&nbsp; I foresaw complications
+when they should arrive at home, at least I thought the journey
+might provoke remark among the friends of the family, but I said
+nothing, and we went to the house of the respectable
+people.&nbsp; Here I was introduced to the fidanzata, whose name
+was Filomena, and who appeared to be, as he had said, rather
+above him in station and of refined and lady-like manners.&nbsp;
+She was embroidering the top part of a sheet&mdash;the part that
+is turned down and lies over the pillow when the bed is
+made&mdash;no doubt for her trousseau.&nbsp; The design had been
+traced and traced again from the tracing so often that it was
+difficult to say what it represented.&nbsp; There was a
+balustrade of columns like those that were taken from old Kew
+Bridge and sold to support sun-dials; there were cauliflowery
+arabesques, and among the spiky foliage there were <!-- page
+189--><a name="page189"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+189</span>meaningless ponds of open-work made by gathering the
+threads of the linen together into wonderful patterns.&nbsp; In
+the middle of all this stood one who after a few more tracings
+will have quite lost the semblance of a woman; the five fingers
+of her hands and the five toes of her feet had already become so
+conventionalised that all one could be sure of was that there
+were still five of each.&nbsp; The corporal said that this
+monster was Helen gazing out to sea from the topless towers of
+Ilium.&nbsp; She was really looking the other way, exhibiting to
+the spectator all that remained of the face that launched the
+thousand ships of which half a dozen were shown riding at anchor
+behind her back.&nbsp; I did not venture to criticise, because
+the corporal knew all about it, having seen the <i>Story of
+Hector</i> done by the marionettes.&nbsp; Filomena was
+embroidering this most beautifully; I should say that the
+needle-working of it was as much above all praise as the design
+of it was beneath all blame.</p>
+<p>Most of the room was taken up by a bed large enough to hold
+three or four Filomenas without crowding, and upon it lay a
+mandoline and a guitar.&nbsp; The corporal called for music;
+Filomena cheerfully complied, left her broidery-frame, and took
+up the mandoline, whose only title to be considered a musical
+instrument is that Mozart uses it for the pizzicato accompaniment
+which Don Giovanni plays while he sings &ldquo;Deh
+Vieni.&rdquo;&nbsp; Filomena, knowing nothing about Mozart, used
+her mandoline for the delivery of a melody which she performed
+with great skill, though it was but a silly tune and sounded
+sillier than it was because of the irritating tremolo.&nbsp; It
+was like her embroidery&mdash;very well done but not worth
+doing.&nbsp; She had been taught the mandoline by the nuns, who
+had also taught her needlework.&nbsp; I expected the corporal to
+accompany her on the guitar; he admitted that he was passionately
+devoted to music, but excused himself from performing on the
+ground that he had not studied it.&nbsp; This is not usually put
+forward as an objection; the rule is <!-- page 190--><a
+name="page190"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 190</span>for them to
+play and tell one, unnecessarily but with some pride, that they
+are doing it all by ear.&nbsp; And in their accompaniment they
+show themselves to be artists of the school that preaches
+&ldquo;Simplify, simplify, simplify&rdquo; in that they exclude
+all harmonies except those of the tonic, dominant and
+sub-dominant.&nbsp; But they make the mistake of not being
+careful always to play each in its right place; they carry their
+simplifying process to the length of using their chosen harmonies
+in regular order, one after the other, two bars each&mdash;it may
+come right and it may not, and when it does not the resulting
+complexities ruin the simplicity.&nbsp; This sort of thing might
+become unbearable, but I know how to escape from people of the
+corporal&rsquo;s class without being rude.&nbsp; I do not tell
+them I have another engagement&mdash;that is not accepted
+because, as there is no time in Sicily, punctuality is not
+recognised.&nbsp; If they have a proverb about it, it ought to
+be, &ldquo;Never put off till to-morrow what can be done the day
+after.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nor do I say I have letters to
+write&mdash;that only provokes discussion:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We thought you had come all this way to see us, and now
+you want to write to England!&nbsp; You can talk to your English
+friends when you are at home.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The course is to say one wants to sleep; one need not sleep,
+but no objection is made, and one is usually allowed to depart at
+once.&nbsp; I have not ventured to try this among my aristocratic
+friends, I doubt whether it would work with them&mdash;besides,
+they disarm me by handing round tea&mdash;but with corporals I
+employ it freely, and the knowledge that I can always get away in
+a moment, even if I choose to remain, imparts to their company a
+sense of freedom which I regret to say I have sometimes looked
+for in vain in the educated drawing-rooms of the upper
+classes.</p>
+<p>Before Filomena could begin her third piece I put my method in
+practice, and for once it did not work quite smoothly, but the
+result was not unsatisfactory.</p>
+<p>Certainly I might sleep, said the corporal; but why go
+away?&nbsp; He hoped I should dine with them.&nbsp; I might name
+<!-- page 191--><a name="page191"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+191</span>my own hour and, as for sleeping, there was the
+bed.&nbsp; Besides, his brother was coming to dinner:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I want you to know my brother,&rdquo; said the
+corporal; &ldquo;he is not like me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But, my dear Corporal, that is no
+recommendation,&rdquo; I replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;Is he also a
+coast-guard?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No.&nbsp; He is a dentist and very clever.&nbsp; He is
+an artificial dentist and he had to work to learn his
+profession.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I suppose every dentist must learn his profession
+before he is qualified.&nbsp; Dentists have to be made, they are
+not like poets.&nbsp; No one is a natural born
+dentist.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He had to work very hard.&nbsp; For a whole year he
+went to the hospital every day four times a week.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A clever dentist is a useful ally.&nbsp; I should like
+to know him.&nbsp; I might want his help while I am here.&nbsp;
+What is his name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah yes!&nbsp; That will interest you, he has an English
+name.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then he said something that sounded like
+&ldquo;He ran away&rdquo; with the &ldquo;r&rdquo; and the
+&ldquo;w&rdquo; both misty.&nbsp; As I did not recognise it, he
+wrote it down for me&mdash;&ldquo;Ivanhoe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you send him your teeth,&rdquo; continued the
+corporal, &ldquo;he will repair them and return them to you as
+good as new.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some of them are getting loose,&rdquo; I admitted,
+&ldquo;but they wouldn&rsquo;t come out so easily as you think,
+and how should I ever get them in again?&mdash;Oh, I see what you
+mean, he is a dentist in artificial teeth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course.&nbsp; When I say he is not like me, I mean
+that he is a man of great learning, really well educated.&nbsp;
+He is very clever.&nbsp; You will see him at dinner.&nbsp; I must
+not keep you talking, you wish to sleep.&nbsp; There is the bed;
+why not lie down?&nbsp; If only we were in my own house at
+home&mdash;&rdquo; and so on.</p>
+<p>There was the bed, certainly, if I could conquer my
+bashfulness and make use of it.&nbsp; Filomena treated the
+proposal as quite natural, and put the guitar and the mandoline
+on the chest of drawers, though there would have been plenty <!--
+page 192--><a name="page192"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+192</span>of room for them on the bed with me; she and the
+corporal prepared to leave the room, and I accepted their
+hospitality with excuses which I fancy I made with some realism
+because Peppino had kept me up talking half the night.&nbsp; They
+went away, I took off my boots, lay down on Filomena&rsquo;s bed,
+and was asleep in a moment.</p>
+<p>At about six o&rsquo;clock the noise of the corporal opening
+the door woke me.&nbsp; He hoped he had not disturbed me, he had
+been in several times to fetch things and had tried to make no
+noise.&nbsp; I had known nothing about it.&nbsp; Ivanhoe had come
+and was very hungry.&nbsp; Then he showed me the cupboard
+containing the basin and water for me to wash, and told his
+fidanzata we were ready for the dinner which she had been cooking
+while I slept.&nbsp; He seemed to consider the room as his
+instead of hers&mdash;but then it was he who was paying the
+twenty francs a month.&nbsp; Still I had a sense as though there
+was something wrong.</p>
+<p>I was introduced to Ivanhoe, and we sat down to
+Filomena&rsquo;s dinner, which was like her embroidery and like
+her music&mdash;it was very well cooked, but the materials on
+which her skill had been expended were not worth cooking, they
+ought not to have been bought.&nbsp; The young lady was one of
+those artists who think more of treatment than of subject.&nbsp;
+The corporal, on the other hand, in the management of his
+matrimonial affairs, had chosen a good subject but was treating
+it in a way which my English prejudices made me think too
+free.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have not asked after your cold,&rdquo; said the
+corporal to his brother.&nbsp; &ldquo;I hope it is
+better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is quite well, thank you,&rdquo; replied
+Ivanhoe.&nbsp; &ldquo;I have cured it with a remedy that never
+fails.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish you could tell me what it is,&rdquo; I said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Willingly,&rdquo; said Ivanhoe.&nbsp; &ldquo;You take a
+pail of water and a piece of iron; you make the iron red-hot and
+plunge it into the water; at first the water fizzles, but when
+the iron is cold the water is still; you put the water into <!--
+page 193--><a name="page193"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+193</span>bottles and drink one every day with your dinner.&nbsp;
+It always cures a cold.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I must try it,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp; But I don&rsquo;t
+think I shall.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Surely you know how to cure colds in England, where you
+all live in a perpetual fog and everyone is so rich that they can
+afford to make experiments?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We have poor people also in England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But Ivanhoe knew better.&nbsp; &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he said,
+smiling indulgently, &ldquo;that is your English modesty; there
+are no poor people in your country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I assure you I have seen plenty.&nbsp; And as for
+modesty, I don&rsquo;t care very much about modesty&mdash;not for
+myself; I don&rsquo;t mind it in others.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! but you English are so practical.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You have great men in England,&rdquo; said the
+corporal.&nbsp; &ldquo;Chamberlain, Lincoln, you call him il
+presidente, and Darwin and&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; interrupted Ivanhoe, &ldquo;and great
+poets, Byron and Milton&mdash;il Paradiso Perduto&mdash;and that
+other one who wrote the drama named&mdash;what is his name?&nbsp;
+Gladstone.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some of our poets have written drama,&rdquo; I
+said.&nbsp; &ldquo;What particular drama do you mean?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The one&mdash;it is from the History of Rome,&rdquo;
+replied Ivanhoe.&nbsp; &ldquo;A man kills his wife, but I do not
+remember his name.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Was it Romeo?&rdquo; suggested the corporal.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; not Romeo.&nbsp; This was a black man.&nbsp; I read
+that Giovanni Grasso acted it in London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was Amleto,&rdquo; said the corporal.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, it was not,&rdquo; replied Ivanhoe.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And now I remember he was not black; he lived in
+Holland.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where is Holland?&rdquo; inquired the corporal.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Holland is in the north.&nbsp; The people who live
+there are called Aragonesi.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>While Filomena prepared the coffee, I asked the corporal
+whether she allowed smoking in her bedroom.&nbsp; She did, so I
+gave him a cigarette and he admired my case saying it was <!--
+page 194--><a name="page194"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+194</span>sympathetic.&nbsp; I also gave Ivanhoe a cigarette, but
+Filomena did not smoke.&nbsp; There is a prejudice against ladies
+smoking in Sicily unless they wish to be considered as belonging
+either to the very highest or to the very lowest class, and
+Filomena is content to belong to her own class.&nbsp; So she
+looked on while we smoked and drank our coffee.</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;When we were speaking of English poets just
+now, you mentioned a name which we are more accustomed to
+associate with politics, the name of Gladstone.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! politics!&rdquo; said Ivanhoe.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+have now in England a struggle between your House of Lords and
+your House of Commons, is it not so?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I replied that I had heard something about it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is civil war,&rdquo; said Ivanhoe, &ldquo;that is,
+it would have been civil war some years ago, but people are now
+beginning to see that it is intolerable that everyone should not
+be allowed to have his own way.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am afraid I do not quite follow you,&rdquo; I
+said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he explained, &ldquo;it is not
+difficult.&nbsp; Your House of Commons is composed entirely of
+poor men, so poor that they cannot afford to pay for
+legislation.&nbsp; Your House of Lords is rich, and rich people
+are egoists and will not pay; so the House of Commons is
+angry.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I did not ask where all the poor Members of the House of
+Commons were found in a country that had no poor people; Ivanhoe
+was too full of his subject to give me an opportunity.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If the House of Lords still continues refusing to pay
+for legislation there will be no war, but the House of Lords will
+be abolished&mdash;annihilated.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Ivanhoe,&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;what a head
+you have for politics!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Politics are quite simple if one studies the
+newspapers.&nbsp; I know all the politics of Italy, of France,
+Germany, England, Argentina, Russia.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you read
+the papers?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I read the papers, but I do not find our English
+papers&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 195--><a name="page195"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+195</span>&ldquo;Perhaps they are not so well edited as
+ours?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That may be the explanation,&rdquo; I agreed.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;They certainly do not state things so clearly and simply
+as you do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Surely,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;you do not approve
+of war?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I replied that war was a &ldquo;terrible scourge.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is worse,&rdquo; said Ivanhoe.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is a
+survival of barbarism that men should make a living out of
+killing each other.&nbsp; War must be abolished.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Will not that be rather difficult?&rdquo; I
+objected.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not at all,&rdquo; he replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;Soldiers
+are the instruments of war.&nbsp; If there were no soldiers there
+would be no war; just as if there were no mandolines there would
+be no music.&nbsp; And the money we now pay to the soldiers could
+then be distributed among the poor&mdash;an act pleasing to God
+and the saints.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But this did not suit the corporal who, being a coastguard,
+had no sympathy with cutting down the pay of the army.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is better as it is,&rdquo; said the corporal.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It is better to pay the money to soldiers, who are earning
+an honest living, than to pay it to poor people and encourage
+them in their idleness.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But soldiers are receiving money for making war
+possible and that is not earning an honest living.&nbsp; There
+must be no more war.&nbsp; Soldiers must be
+abolished&mdash;obliterated.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Obliterated&rdquo; woke the corporal up
+thoroughly.&nbsp; It was all very well to talk about annihilating
+the House of Lords, which he had understood to mean demolishing
+some palace, but the army was a body of men, and if we were to
+begin obliterating them&mdash;why, he had friends in the army and
+it would never do, because&mdash;and so on, with interruptions by
+Ivanhoe, until Filomena began to grow restless about washing up
+and I began to take my leave.&nbsp; I thanked her for her
+charming hospitality and the corporal and Ivanhoe accompanied me
+back to the Albergo della Madonna.&nbsp; On the way I said:</p>
+<p><!-- page 196--><a name="page196"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+196</span>&ldquo;Please tell me, Corporal, you say that Filomena
+is your fidanzata, but it seems to me you are as good
+as&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We are not married,&rdquo; he interrupted, &ldquo;but
+she has consented to become the mother of my children.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do I understand that you have already taken steps to
+ensure the attainment of that happy result?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He said he had, and that she was coming home with him in order
+that the baby might be born there.&nbsp; His people, who
+understood the sincerity of his nature and the purity of his
+motives&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah yes, indeed,&rdquo; interrupted Ivanhoe, &ldquo;my
+brother has a heart of gold and we are all satisfied with his
+conduct.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But Filomena&rsquo;s family,&rdquo; continued the
+corporal, &ldquo;are suspicious and unfriendly and
+dissatisfied.&nbsp; Her adorata mamma and all her aunts and
+female cousins wept when she left home, and they are still
+weeping.&nbsp; But what else could we do?&nbsp; She was getting
+ill after waiting so long and could not&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; interrupted Ivanhoe, &ldquo;she was
+becoming like Ettorina, and my poor brother also was
+unhappy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They admitted that the situation, though the best possible,
+was not ideal.&nbsp; The corporal has to sleep at the caserma and
+pretend to the authorities that he is a free bachelor, he can
+only visit the mother of his future children in his spare
+time.&nbsp; And this regrettable state of things had arisen in
+consequence, or partly in consequence, of my respect for law and
+order.&nbsp; I did not put it like that to him.&nbsp; I pointed
+out that if I had sent the 4000 francs I should have been obliged
+to deny myself the pleasure of coming to see him in Sicily.&nbsp;
+He concurred and thanked me for my consideration.&nbsp; His
+experience of life had already taught him that the same money
+cannot be spent on two different objects, and he was grateful to
+me for choosing the one which gave him the pleasure of making me
+acquainted with his fidanzata.&nbsp; The 4000 francs from some
+other source or the government appointment might drop into his
+<!-- page 197--><a name="page197"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+197</span>lap at any moment, and at the latest, he could
+regularise his position in five years, when he should be forty,
+by leaving the service, returning to the carpentry, marrying and
+legitimising any children that might have been born.</p>
+<p>So I said good-bye to the brothers, wished the corporal every
+happiness and gave him my sympathetic cigarette-case as a
+non-wedding present, or rather as something that by an enharmonic
+change should become transformed into a wedding present on the
+solemnisation of his marriage, and he swore to keep it till death
+as a ricordo of our friendship.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>Next morning Ivanhoe called upon me and said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Signor Enrico, I am in want.&nbsp; Would it be
+possible for you to lend me five francs till next
+week?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I replied, &ldquo;My dear Ivanhoe, it distresses me to hear
+you are in want and it lacerates my heart that you should have
+made a request which I am compelled to decline.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do not ask for myself.&nbsp; It is for my
+children.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Would you mind telling me, merely as a matter of idle
+curiosity and without prejudice to the question of the five
+francs, whether the mother of your children is your wife or your
+fidanzata?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She is my wife.&nbsp; We have been married thirteen
+months.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And how many children have you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have two.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Only two!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am expecting another in a few weeks.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bravo.&nbsp; Of course that alters the situation.&nbsp;
+Now suppose we settle it this way: Let us pretend that you ask me
+to lend you three francs, one for each child; I refuse, but
+propose, instead, to give you one franc on the faith of the new
+baby.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean you abandon all hope of ever seeing the one
+franc again?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 198--><a name="page198"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+198</span>&ldquo;Make it two francs and I agree.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, Ivanhoe.&nbsp; One franc is quite enough for an
+unborn baby.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you think so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So I gave him one franc.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am very much obliged to you,&rdquo; he said,
+&ldquo;and now there is one more favour I wish to ask of
+you.&nbsp; Will you hold the new baby at the baptismal font and
+thus do me the honour of becoming my compare?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This did not suit me at all.&nbsp; I replied: &ldquo;My dear
+Ivanhoe, let us forget all we have said since you told me you
+were expecting another baby, let us return to your original
+request and here&mdash;take four more francs.&nbsp; It will be
+better for me in the end than if I become your
+compare.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you think so,&rdquo; said Ivanhoe.</p>
+<p>I had no doubt about it, so I gave him four more francs and
+abandoned all hope of ever seeing them again; but I got my
+money&rsquo;s worth, or part of it, in the shape of a registered
+letter soon after my return to London; in English the letter runs
+thus, and I was brutal enough to leave it unanswered:</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Castellinaria</span>.</p>
+<p>My most esteemed friend, Signor Enrico!</p>
+<p>First of all I must inform you that my health is excellent and
+I hope that yours also is good.&nbsp; I wish you all the
+happiness that it is possible for anyone to have in this world
+and I would that I could transport my presence into London so
+that I might be with you for a few days and thus augment your
+domestic joy.&nbsp; But there is one thing wanting&mdash;I allude
+to money.&nbsp; So many misfortunes have happened to me in this
+sad year that I have not the means to undertake a long
+journey.&nbsp; I should be much obliged to you if you would
+kindly forward me 300 francs, of which I am in urgent need as I
+have to pay a debt.&nbsp; This money I will repay you immediately
+the next time I have the pleasure of seeing you in Castellinaria
+or, if you prefer it, I will promise to pay you in seven months
+from this date by sending the money through the post; it is for
+you to choose which course would suit you <!-- page 199--><a
+name="page199"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 199</span>best.&nbsp;
+You will find in me an honest man.&nbsp; You will be doing me a
+favour for which I shall be grateful all the rest of my life, for
+you will be extricating me from a position of extreme
+discomfort.&nbsp; The Padre Eterno will bless your philanthropic
+and humane action and I shall have a memory sculptured on my
+heart as long as I live.</p>
+<p>I will ever pray for your health and for that of all your
+family.&nbsp; The favour I am now asking I should like you to
+grant during the week after you receive this letter.&nbsp; I will
+not write more except to say that, relying on the goodness of
+your heart, I thank you cordially and await your favourable
+reply.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">With infinite salutations,<br />
+I subscribe myself yours for life,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Ivanhoe</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><!-- page 203--><a name="page203"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 203</span>EARTHQUAKE ECHOES</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XVII<br />
+TOT&Ograve; CARBONARO</h3>
+<p>One morning, in the autumn of 1908, I was sitting in front of
+one of the windows of the albergo looking out across the harbour
+at the mountains of Calabria, waiting for coffee and thinking of
+<i>Omert&agrave;</i>.&nbsp; I had been spending a week in Messina
+with Giovanni Grasso and his company of Sicilian Players, and
+<i>Omert&agrave;</i> was the play they had performed the
+preceding evening.&nbsp; I remembered how at the end Giovanni had
+staggered in mortally wounded and refused to give the name of his
+murderer&mdash;though the audience guessed who it must have
+been&mdash;and then how he had given his knife to Pasqualino, his
+young brother, and with his last breath had spoken these words;
+&ldquo;Per Don Tot&ograve;, quando avrai diciotto anni&rdquo;;
+and I had left the theatre wishing I could see Giovanni as
+Pasqualino grown up and executing the vendetta.&nbsp; Giovanni
+now uses a revolver as being a nobler weapon, but when I was with
+him in Messina it was a knife.</p>
+<p>The big waiter brought the coffee and stood on my left, the
+little waiter followed him, and stood on my right.&nbsp; During
+the week I had often seen this boy who was not yet a real waiter,
+he was learning his business by waiting on the waiters, and
+hitherto I had respected the convention by which I was supposed
+to be unaware of his existence, except that when he had made way
+for me on the stairs we had exchanged greetings.&nbsp; I said to
+the big waiter:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How old is this little fellow?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thirteen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I glanced at him and saw by his smile of expansive <!-- page
+204--><a name="page204"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+204</span>friendliness that he was pleased to be the subject of
+our conversation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you call him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tot&ograve;.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I took my knife off the breakfast table and imitating
+Giovanni, as well as I could, handed it to the big waiter
+saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For Don Tot&ograve; when he shall be eighteen years
+old.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This was perhaps wrong, it was certainly risky to play with
+edged tools in this way in a country where one ought not to give
+a handkerchief as a ricordo lest one should be supposed to be
+intending to pass the tears it contains.&nbsp; But I assumed he
+had seen the play and, although the quotation was not exact,
+expected him to recognise it, instead of which he was furious
+with me:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are not to do that.&nbsp; Tot&ograve; is a very
+good boy and I shall not accept the knife.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He said this so sternly that I made up my mind he could know
+nothing about the theatre&mdash;he must be a foreigner who had
+yet to learn that a Sicilian child&rsquo;s confidence is not
+destroyed by a mere threat to stick a knife into him, the idea
+that anyone is going to hurt him is too preposterous to be taken
+seriously.&nbsp; Or perhaps he had invested all his imagination
+in superstitious securities.&nbsp; Or perhaps I had acted better
+than I knew and had seriously alarmed him.&nbsp; But I had not
+imitated Giovanni&rsquo;s realism so closely as to deceive
+Tot&ograve;.&nbsp; I looked at him.&nbsp; He was beaming all over
+his face as he shook his head and said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am not afraid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The big waiter scowled and went away, abandoning the reckless
+child to his fate.&nbsp; Tot&ograve; put his hand on my arm to
+attract my attention and emphasise what he was going to say:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When you are at home, please will you send me a
+postcard with a picture of London?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly, my boy; I&rsquo;ll send you as many as you
+like.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 205--><a name="page205"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+205</span>This is all the conversation I had with Tot&ograve;
+before I left Messina, which I did that day, but we have
+corresponded.&nbsp; On returning to London I sent him a card with
+a view of Oxford Circus full of traffic and, not knowing his full
+name, addressed it:</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">A Don Tot&ograve;,<br />
+Piccolo Cameriere all&rsquo; Albergo Trinacria,<br />
+Messina.</p>
+<p>He replied at once, thanking me profusely for the beautiful
+view of what he called I Quattro Canti di Londra and promising to
+send me some prickly pears as soon as they were at their best,
+having heard that they do not mature in London.&nbsp; Presently I
+sent him another post-card secretly hoping he would show them
+both to the stupid big waiter.&nbsp; He replied at once and,
+among other things, asked if I should like him to come to
+London.</p>
+<p>I never like them to come to London unless they are sure of
+some settled employment, and even then I would rather see them in
+their native surroundings; so I replied:</p>
+<blockquote><p>No, Tot&ograve;.&nbsp; Here we already have too
+many Italians, Austrians, Swiss and Germans.&nbsp; They come
+because they believe that the streets of London are paved with
+gold, but too many of them find our streets guttered by the tears
+of foreign waiters who have failed to find work.&nbsp; You had
+much better stay where you are like a good boy, and I will come
+to Messina and see you next autumn.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Then a basket arrived containing the prickly pears in a state
+of pulp, exuding juice from every pore because he had not
+attempted to pack them, and accompanied by a card wishing me a
+Merry Christmas.</p>
+<p>Early in the morning of the 28th December, 1908, Messina was
+destroyed by an earthquake.&nbsp; The newspapers particularly
+mentioned that the Albergo Trinacria had fallen, killing everyone
+who was sleeping there that night.&nbsp; I chanced a card to
+Tot&ograve; asking whether he had escaped.&nbsp; On the 6th
+January I received a letter from him; he had <!-- page 206--><a
+name="page206"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 206</span>evidently
+not received my card, which was returned to me about eight months
+later.&nbsp; This is a translation of Tot&ograve;&rsquo;s
+letter:</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Catania</span>,<br />
+1 <i>Jan.</i>, 1909.</p>
+<p>Egregious Signor Enrico,</p>
+<p>You must have already heard of the destruction of
+Messina.&nbsp; By a miracle I am saved, also my family, except
+that I do not yet know the fate of two of my sisters, my father,
+three nephews and one brother-in-law.&nbsp; My father was at
+Reggio Calabria, which was also destroyed.&nbsp; The Albergo
+Trinacria was not merely shaken down, it was also burnt.&nbsp; It
+was my good fortune not to be on guard that night in the hotel,
+otherwise I too should have died.&nbsp; The few who have escaped
+have been brought to Catania naked, without a soldo.&nbsp; We are
+sleeping in the Municipio, on the floor, with a rug, a piece of
+bread and cheese and a glass of wine which the Municipio gives
+us.&nbsp; They have made me a present of a shirt because, as the
+earthquake was at five in the morning, everyone was asleep and
+they escaped just as they were.&nbsp; You may imagine in what a
+condition I find myself, in what misery, it is such that you will
+excuse my posting this letter without a stamp, but I have not a
+centesimo to send you the news of the disaster of Messina.&nbsp;
+On the post-card which you sent me you speak of coming in the
+autumn, but there will be no more coming to Messina.</p>
+<p>Enough!&nbsp; I could tell you in detail of many misfortunes
+that have overtaken me, but I have not the courage to write
+more.</p>
+<p>I send you my respects.&nbsp; You will pardon me for being
+obliged to post this without a stamp.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Tot&ograve;</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>He gave me an address in Catania to which I wrote, and he
+replied 24th January from Naples, where he and his family had
+been taken.</p>
+<p>Then he left off writing and I thought I had heard the last of
+him.&nbsp; In the spring of 1910 I went to Sicily again, and
+within an hour of arriving at my hotel in Catania one of the
+waiters came up to me and said in a friendly way:</p>
+<p><!-- page 207--><a name="page207"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+207</span>&ldquo;Good day, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good day,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;but I do not
+recognise you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He said, &ldquo;Tot&ograve;.&nbsp; Messina.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not possible!&nbsp; You were only thirteen at
+Messina, and how old are you now?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Eighteen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How have you managed to become five years older in
+eighteen months?&nbsp; Is it an effect of the
+earthquake?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I was sixteen at Messina.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then why did that stupid big waiter say you were only
+thirteen?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! well, he is dead now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I thought of the fate of Ananias and said: &ldquo;Poor
+fellow!&nbsp; Do you remember how angry he was when I wanted to
+give him my knife and said those words from
+<i>Omert&agrave;</i>?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but he was not really angry with you, he was only
+pretending.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, Tot&ograve;!&nbsp; Not really?&nbsp; Do you mean he
+was acting?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes.&nbsp; I thought you understood.&nbsp; He was
+always like that, full of fun, not stupid at all.&nbsp; He was a
+good man and very kind to me.&rdquo;&nbsp; And poor
+Tot&ograve;&rsquo;s eyes filled with tears.</p>
+<p>So it was someone else who had been stupid, and I left off
+thinking of Ananias and began to think of those eighteen upon
+whom the Tower of Siloam fell.</p>
+<p>Tot&ograve; told me that he was sleeping at home when the
+earthquake woke him up, and that he and the others in his house
+ran out naked as they were into the street and saw the house
+fall; they were only just in time.&nbsp; His father, who was in
+Reggio, was saved, but one of his sisters was killed with her
+husband and three children.</p>
+<p>This is all the conversation I had with Tot&ograve; in
+Catania; next day on my inquiring for him they told me he had
+caught cold and had not come to the Albergo.&nbsp; I left without
+seeing him again and next time I was in Catania they told me he
+had gone away and they did not know his address.&nbsp; Possibly
+he has disappeared for ever, but it is <!-- page 208--><a
+name="page208"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 208</span>more
+probable that, like other meteoric bodies, he will cross my path
+again some day.</p>
+<h3>TURIDDU BALISTRIERI</h3>
+<p>Among the members of Giovanni&rsquo;s company whose
+acquaintance I made during my week in Messina were two ladies who
+acted under their maiden names, viz. Marinella Bragaglia and
+Carolina Balistrieri; the first is married to Vittorio Marazzi
+and the second to Corrado Bragaglia, Corrado being the brother of
+Marinella.&nbsp; I also often saw in the theatre Turiddu
+(Salvatore) Balistrieri, brother of Carolina and therefore
+brother-in-law to Corrado and brother-in-law by marriage (or
+whatever the correct expression may be and, if there is no
+correct expression, then compare di parentela) to Vittorio and
+Marinella Marazzi.&nbsp; He was just over eleven, not a member of
+the company but, being at school in Messina, his sister had taken
+him to stay with her for the week, and we became great
+friends.&nbsp; I was thinking of him when writing about Micio
+buying chocolate and story-books at Castellinaria in Chapter
+XVIII of <i>Diversions in Sicily</i>.&nbsp; When Giovanni and the
+company departed from Messina to continue their tour, Turiddu and
+his younger brother, Gennaro, remained in Messina with their
+professor and, as their mother, Signora Balistrieri, was touring
+with another company in South America, they had no home to go to
+for Christmas and remained with the professor for the
+holidays.</p>
+<p>On the 27th December, Giovanni and his company, after being in
+Egypt and in Russia, arrived at Udine, north of Venice.&nbsp;
+They heard nothing of the earthquake until the evening of the
+29th December, about forty hours after the event, when the news
+reached them in the theatre during the performance of <i>La
+Figlia di Jorio</i>.&nbsp; The next day Giovanni and six of the
+company started for Messina; they wanted to ascertain for
+themselves the extent of the <!-- page 209--><a
+name="page209"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 209</span>disaster
+and whether the earthquake had affected Catania, where most of
+their relations and friends were.&nbsp; Among the six were
+Corrado Bragaglia and Vittorio Marazzi, whose particular object
+was to find out what had happened to Turiddu and Gennaro.&nbsp;
+When the company came to London in the spring of 1910 Corrado
+gave me an account of their adventures.&nbsp; They arrived in
+Naples where they were delayed a day, which they spent in meeting
+fugitives, but they heard no news of the boys.&nbsp; They reached
+Messina on the 1st January and, taking a basket of provisions and
+medicines, started for the professor&rsquo;s house, treading on
+dead bodies as they walked through the falling rain and fearing
+lest another shock might come or that at any moment some already
+shattered house might fall on them.&nbsp; The professor&rsquo;s
+apartments were on the first and second floors of one side of a
+courtyard that stood between a street and a torrent; the front
+doors of the different apartments opened into the court as in a
+college building; the professor&rsquo;s side of the court was
+nearest the torrent and did not fall, but the other three sides
+of the court fell and the houses on the opposite side of the
+street fell, so that the debris made it difficult to approach the
+street door of the court and still more difficult afterwards to
+approach the doors of the different sets of apartments.</p>
+<p>They found the landlord of the house, and he showed them that
+the professor&rsquo;s part of the house had not fallen and told
+them that the professor and his family had escaped and, he
+believed, had been taken to Naples or Catania, or&mdash;he did
+not know where.&nbsp; This was satisfactory, at least they no
+longer thought the children were buried in the ruins, but it did
+not give much information as to their whereabouts.&nbsp; They
+went to the station and got a permission to go to Catania.&nbsp;
+The train was crowded with fugitives, some wounded, some unhurt,
+and during the journey a passenger gave birth to a baby.</p>
+<p>In Catania they asked of Madama Ciccia (i.e. Signora Grasso,
+Giovanni&rsquo;s mother), who would certainly have <!-- page
+210--><a name="page210"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+210</span>heard if the children had been seen in the city, but
+she knew nothing.&nbsp; They sought out the boys&rsquo;
+grandmother, the mother of Signora Balistrieri, but she was not
+at home, she had deserted her house for fear of another
+earthquake and had been sleeping in the piazza.&nbsp; They
+inquired at the hospital and at the institutions where fugitives
+had been taken.&nbsp; They advertised.&nbsp; They actually found
+a professor from Messina with pupils, but it was not the one they
+wanted.&nbsp; They went to Siracusa, to Malta, to Palermo, to
+Trapani; they got no information and returned to Catania.&nbsp;
+Then they were struck with remorse for not having entered the
+professor&rsquo;s house in Messina&mdash;they had only spoken to
+the landlord&mdash;the boys might be buried there after all,
+alive or dead.&nbsp; They returned to Messina and entered the
+house; it was all in confusion; they looked through it, but found
+no trace of the children.</p>
+<p>All this took them seven days, during which they scarcely ate
+and scarcely slept.&nbsp; They knew that if the boys had really
+been taken to Naples they were probably safe, and now they went
+there considering that they had done their best with
+Sicily.&nbsp; In Naples they inquired at the official places, at
+the hospitals and at the offices of the newspapers where they
+could see the lists of names before they were published.&nbsp;
+They found nothing and their thoughts went back to Messina; they
+wondered whether the children might perhaps have been crushed by
+a falling house in the streets, and whether they ought to
+return.&nbsp; In the evening they went to a caff&egrave; to read
+the lists, and by chance took up a Roman paper.&nbsp; They could
+hardly believe their eyes when they read the names of Turiddu and
+Gennaro among those who had been taken to the Instituto Vittoria
+Colonna in Naples.&nbsp; They went there at once, but it was
+already late at night and the place was shut.&nbsp; Unable to
+think of eating or sleeping they walked about the streets till
+six in the morning, when they returned and were admitted.&nbsp;
+They stated their business, inquired for the children, produced
+photographs and, after a little delay, Turiddu <!-- page 211--><a
+name="page211"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 211</span>and Gennaro
+came running to them naked.&nbsp; It took some days of red tape,
+including a legal act whereby Corrado constituted himself their
+second father, before they were allowed to remove the boys.&nbsp;
+At last on the 11th January they took possession of them and
+dressed them in the street with clothes they had bought.&nbsp;
+Corrado had telegraphed to his wife and to the other relations,
+and they left Naples and rejoined the company at Udine, where
+they arrived on the 14th.&nbsp; One of the actors when he saw the
+children fainted and Corrado was ill for days with a fever.</p>
+<p>Turiddu wrote to me from Naples to tell me he was saved, and
+by August, 1909, when I went to Sicily again, he had left
+Giovanni and the company and returned to Naples, where I found
+him and Gennaro with the professor and his family, living in two
+rooms of an establishment where emigrants are put to wait for
+their ships to take them to America.&nbsp; They told me their
+experiences.&nbsp; In Messina the family had consisted of the
+professor, his wife, his niece (a studentessa), Turiddu and
+Gennaro with two of their school-fellows, one named Peppino, son
+of a well-to-do dealer in iron bedsteads, and another named
+Luigi, son of a well-to-do orange-merchant, who had gone to visit
+his uncle for Christmas.&nbsp; There was also a servant girl who
+had gone that night to stay with her people.&nbsp; The parents of
+Peppino and Luigi were both killed in their houses; fortunately
+for Peppino he had not gone home or he would probably have been
+killed.&nbsp; Luigi also escaped because the house of his uncle
+did not fall or, if it fell, it did not kill him.&nbsp; The
+servant, who had gone home, was killed.</p>
+<p>They puzzled me by their attempts to explain why the
+professor&rsquo;s side of the courtyard did not fall.&nbsp; It
+seems it was partly because, being near the torrent, it had been
+built more strongly than the other three sides; that was not all,
+there was also something about a Japanese gentleman who had
+studied earthquakes at home and who had hurried to Messina,
+visited the spot and declared that the direction of the shock was
+from (say) east to west, had it been from <!-- page 212--><a
+name="page212"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 212</span>west to
+east the side near the torrent would certainly have fallen.&nbsp;
+It may have been north to south&mdash;my thoughts had wandered
+again to the Tower of Siloam.&nbsp; Turiddu, however, had a
+reason for not being killed in the earthquake; he is naturally
+lucky because he was born with a caul; he keeps most of it at
+home and speaks of it as his cammisedda, which is Sicilian for
+camicetta, his little shirt.&nbsp; He carries a small piece of it
+in his watch-case, and offered to give it to me as a ricordo, but
+I thought he had better keep it all; it cannot be lucky to give
+away any of one&rsquo;s luck.</p>
+<p>While Turiddu was with Giovanni and the company touring in
+North Italy, he wrote, by desire of his professor, a sort of
+holiday task about the earthquake.&nbsp; He gave it to me
+afterwards, when I saw him in Naples, and I have translated
+it.&nbsp; The passages in square brackets are additions I have
+made from information the family gave me in Naples.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">SUBJECT</p>
+<p>Describe all that you saw before and after the earthquake.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">DESCRIPTION</p>
+<p>It was an ugly winter evening and the last day of the
+Christmas holidays.&nbsp; I was playing with nuts with my
+companions.&nbsp; About six o&rsquo;clock we dined and, after we
+had finished, we began to play at Sette e Mezzo Reale [a game of
+cards].&nbsp; We re-charged the acetylene lamps, for we intended
+to sit up late.&nbsp; The professor opened [the window and went
+out on] the balcony to see what the weather was like; observing
+that the sky was frightful and of a reddish colour, he said to
+his wife:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Nunzia, listen to these few words and bear them
+in mind: This is a fatal night, it is a horrible
+night.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>His wife asked, &ldquo;What are you saying?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then the professor replied, &ldquo;Either we shall have some
+kind of storm or there will be a great earthquake or a
+deluge.&rdquo;&nbsp; To these words we paid no attention, but
+went on with our game.</p>
+<p>At one o&rsquo;clock after midnight we extinguished the
+acetylene gas and went to bed, where we immediately fell
+asleep.</p>
+<p><!-- page 213--><a name="page213"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+213</span>At half-past five after midnight there came a great
+earthquake.&nbsp; I and my companions began to cry and recommend
+ourselves to God who can save from every calamity.</p>
+<p>After the earthquake was over we dressed in haste and frenzy
+and went out [into the courtyard], but we could not pass the
+front door [into the street] because it was blocked with
+ruins.&nbsp; Presently our professor crawled out through a hole
+and we followed him.</p>
+<p>In the piazza we saw sights that tore our hearts, and we wept
+as we thought of those poor unhappy children left without parents
+or relations.&nbsp; And we thanked God who had saved us from such
+a great disaster.&nbsp; Every few moments there came more shocks,
+and there were we weeping and recommending ourselves to the
+Lord.</p>
+<p>As day broke we saw many wretched creatures being dragged out
+from under the heaps of rubbish and being put on carts or laid on
+the ground.</p>
+<p>We began to feel hungry and begged our professor to buy us
+some bread, but he replied:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There is no place where bread can be bought, we must
+therefore take courage, climb back into the house and get a few
+nuts.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>[This re-entering the house was dangerous because it might
+have fallen when they were inside, but they managed it in safety
+and returned with some maccaroni and bread, also some nuts and
+two sticks of dried figs which were there for the festa of
+Christmas.]</p>
+<p>We began to eat the food and, seeing some children near us who
+also were hungry, were moved to compassion for their condition
+and gave them each something.</p>
+<p>In this way we supported life for two days, but on the third
+day the food was finished.</p>
+<p>[During these two days they were in the ruins of a
+fish-market, which was better than being out in the open, but not
+much because the roof was broken.&nbsp; They only had such
+clothes as they had snatched up in their haste and these were wet
+through and saturated with mud up to the knees.&nbsp; They caught
+colds and the professor was ill for months.]</p>
+<p>All day long, bodies were being extricated from the ruins and
+we could hardly bear the stench; to make matters worse it was
+raining, the houses were on fire, the air was heavy <!-- page
+214--><a name="page214"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+214</span>with smoke and there were constant shocks of
+earthquake.&nbsp; It seemed like the end of the world.</p>
+<p>On the third day I went with our professor to the port to
+inquire whether the survivors would be taken to Naples.&nbsp; The
+captain replied &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;&nbsp; We returned to the
+market and our path lay among the wounded and the dead.</p>
+<p>When we had reached shelter our professor said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let us take courage and return into the house to bring
+out some clothes and linen and the certificates of my
+niece.&rdquo;&nbsp; We went to the house, but the door was jammed
+by reason of the earthquake.&nbsp; While we were shaking it,
+there came another shock.&nbsp; We remembered another door, which
+we opened, we went in and found the certificates and brought away
+all such other things as we thought likely to be useful for the
+moment and gradually carried them down.&nbsp; Our
+professor&rsquo;s niece made the things up into bundles and put
+them on our shoulders and so, passing the heaps of dead bodies,
+of rubbish and ruins, we went to the railway station.</p>
+<p>Here they made us get into a second-class carriage, which we
+supposed would start for Catania, and we had nothing to eat but
+oranges, which were given us by a soldier.</p>
+<p>[It must have been while they were in this carriage that
+Corrado and Vittorio went to the station and took train for
+Catania, passing quite close to them and not seeing them.&nbsp;
+There were twelve waggon-loads of oranges which had come from
+Catania before the disaster in the course of trade, and orders
+were given that they were to be distributed among the
+survivors.&nbsp; Thus the waggons were emptied and people could
+be put into them.]</p>
+<p>Opposite us was a waggon full of soldiers and sailors.&nbsp;
+Our professor&rsquo;s niece called a soldier and begged him not
+to forget us.&nbsp; He immediately brought us three loaves of
+bread, five flasks of wine, three tins of preserved meat and some
+sausage.</p>
+<p>Imagine our happiness when we saw that meat after those days
+of hunger!&nbsp; We drank the wine at once because we had nowhere
+else to put it and the soldiers wanted their flasks back.&nbsp;
+We were eating oranges all the time, because they gave us
+plenty.</p>
+<p>After we had been in this waggon two days, one of the
+railway-men told us that there had come a German steamer which
+would take us to Naples.&nbsp; We took with us some bread, <!--
+page 215--><a name="page215"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+215</span>some oranges and a little salame which we had over, and
+went to the port, where, fortunately, we found a boat which took
+us to the steamer.</p>
+<p>At five minutes past eleven on the sixth day as the steamer
+departed from Messina, the professor, his wife and his niece
+began to cry.</p>
+<p>The German sailors prepared bread and also basins of soup with
+pasta in it, and when the bell sounded at noon they distributed
+the food among us all.</p>
+<p>When we had eaten it, we went below to see whether the women
+required anything.</p>
+<p>At half-past four they gave us soup with rice in it and plenty
+of meat.&nbsp; Then the captain ordered that the fugitives should
+go below.&nbsp; We were taken into the second-class cabin which
+was set apart for the women and children.</p>
+<p>Next day when we arrived at Naples they would not let us
+disembark till we had had coffee, after which we all collected
+and were landed in boats.&nbsp; First, however, they made all the
+men descend into one boat and in another boat all the women.</p>
+<p>When we had disembarked at Naples they at once wanted all our
+names and then took us to an institution called &ldquo;Vittoria
+Colonna,&rdquo; where in order to restore us we were each given a
+good cup of coffee and milk.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">this little
+description</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">of</span><br />
+28 <span class="smcap">december</span> 1908<br />
+<span class="smcap">written at bologna</span> 27. 1. 09<br />
+<span class="smcap">is presented to</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">mr. henry festing jones</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">who will preserve it as a lasting
+record</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">of</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">turiddu balistrieri</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">fugitive from messina</span></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>While they were in Messina the children and the niece slept at
+night, but the professor and his wife did not sleep at all, and
+for two of the days the professor and his wife ate nothing and
+drank nothing.&nbsp; They were able to collect drops of rain
+water, especially when they were in the railway carriage where
+they had a roof, and they sometimes <!-- page 216--><a
+name="page216"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 216</span>collected a
+little wood and made a fire.&nbsp; Earthquake shocks were
+continually occurring.</p>
+<p>The professor is also an imbalsamatore and, as an example of
+his skill, gave me a stuffed bird which I was to take to
+London.&nbsp; He said it was a kind of quail, a bird that reposes
+near Messina when migrating.&nbsp; His niece, the studentessa,
+gave me as a ricordo a pin-cushion; on one side it has an
+advertisement of a shop in Messina and on the other a picture of
+a lady trying on a new garter, which has been bought at the shop
+and which fits perfectly to the delight of her maid and the
+astonishment of her grandmother.&nbsp; They had saved these
+things after the earthquake.&nbsp; One does not look a gift-horse
+in the mouth, but I have sometimes wondered whether the
+buffo&rsquo;s Cold Dawn had followed the professor and the
+studentessa in their flight and whispered to them that they had
+saved the wrong objects.&nbsp; Still, a pin-cushion is always
+useful.</p>
+<h3>RAILWAY PORTERS</h3>
+<p>Some years ago the station porter who attended to my luggage
+at Messina gave me his name and address, saying that if I would
+send him a post-card next time I came, he would meet me and look
+after me.&nbsp; Since then I have passed through Messina once,
+and sometimes twice, a year and he has always met me.&nbsp; I
+wrote to him from London after the earthquake inquiring whether
+he was alive or dead, but he did not receive my card till nearly
+eight months later, after it had been returned to me and I had
+sent it to him again.&nbsp; I had in the meantime heard, in an
+indirect way, that he was one of the station porters who had
+survived.&nbsp; In the August following the earthquake I sent him
+a card to say I was coming by steamer from Naples, and he was in
+a little boat in the port to meet me.</p>
+<p>There was a difference in his manner and a new look in his
+eyes.&nbsp; When he had been talking some time, I mentioned <!--
+page 217--><a name="page217"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+217</span>it, and he admitted that he felt different since the
+earthquake.&nbsp; His house fell and he lay buried in the ruins
+with nothing to eat or drink and seriously wounded.&nbsp; A
+friend came looking for him and after three days he was
+extricated, restored to life and properly taken care of.&nbsp;
+But his wife and child were killed and his home destroyed.&nbsp;
+He has been born again naked into the world, no wonder there is a
+strange look in his eyes.&nbsp; We were joined by his cousin,
+another porter, who was seven days in the ruins, starved into
+unconsciousness.&nbsp; When the soldiers rescued him they thought
+he was dead, but they took him where the doctors gradually
+brought him back to life.&nbsp; He did not mind the dying after
+it had once set in, everything gave way to the indolent pleasure
+of irresponsible drifting, but the restoration was a difficult
+and exhausting business.&nbsp; He will be thought to be dead
+again some day, and will be allowed to continue his sleep in
+peace without any troublesome awakening.</p>
+<p>I looked in the eyes of the men who were hanging about among
+the temporary wooden sheds in the piazza in front of the station,
+and saw in many of them the expression that was in my
+porter&rsquo;s eyes, the expression that betrays those who are
+the figli del terremoto, those who have been born again with the
+earthquake for their second mother, and I remembered that the
+same expression was in the eyes of Turiddu&rsquo;s professor in
+Naples.&nbsp; I had supposed it to be normal with the professor,
+but it was the first time I had seen him; now I understood that
+it was not there before.&nbsp; They have not all this look.&nbsp;
+Turiddu has not got it, nor has my porter&rsquo;s cousin.&nbsp;
+The professor is sixty-two, Turiddu is only twelve and was able
+to sleep.&nbsp; My porter is about forty-two, his cousin is not
+yet thirty.&nbsp; Again, the professor had the responsibility of
+his party; Turiddu had none.&nbsp; My porter has lost his wife
+and child; his cousin is unmarried.</p>
+<p>These two porters told me a great deal that I had read in the
+papers in England; to hear it from them on the spot <!-- page
+218--><a name="page218"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+218</span>made it more real, and especially to see their gestures
+describing how the earthquake took the houses and worried them as
+a terrier worries a rat.&nbsp; Few houses were not wrecked.&nbsp;
+I pointed to one which I knew to be the Palazzo dei Carabinieri
+at a corner of a street leading out of the station piazza, but my
+porter replied:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are looking at a corner of it and can only see two
+walls.&nbsp; The other walls and the floors have fallen.&nbsp; If
+the shutters were open you would see the sky where the rooms
+ought to be.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>At the other corner of the street used to stand the Albergo di
+Francia, where I stayed once when all the other hotels were full
+because the wind was so strong that the ferry-boat could not get
+out of the harbour to take the travellers across the
+straits.&nbsp; The albergo was lying in a heap on the ground; in
+its fall it had crushed and killed and buried the young landlord,
+Michele;&mdash;&ldquo;God rest his soul in heaven, so
+merry!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I uttered some banality about their having passed through a
+terrible time.&nbsp; They accepted my remark as a final summing
+up and said it was better not to talk about it.&nbsp; It was
+evidently a relief to them to talk of something else.</p>
+<p>Before Messina can be rebuilt on its old site, the ruins must
+be cleared away and the disputes about the boundaries must be
+settled, and this will take time.&nbsp; Meanwhile the people are
+living in the wooden bungalows of a New Messina which is growing
+up outside the old town.&nbsp; I spent two days there in the
+spring of 1910 and again in 1911.&nbsp; The Viale San Martino is
+the principal street.&nbsp; There are hotels, bookshops,
+sweet-shops, tobacconists, jewellers, butchers, restaurants with
+tables ready spread, and the lottery offices are open.&nbsp; Most
+of the huts have no upper storey and some are no bigger than half
+a dozen sentry boxes knocked into one.&nbsp; It is very
+dusty.&nbsp; The boys are crying papers up and down the street,
+there are barbers&rsquo; saloni and shops with silver-topped
+canes.&nbsp; The earthquake <!-- page 219--><a
+name="page219"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 219</span>seems to be
+forgotten in the intensity of the bubbling life.&nbsp; As I
+passed the Municipio in a side street, I saw a wedding party
+going in.&nbsp; One evening I went to the theatre and saw
+<i>Feudalismo</i> with Giovanni Grasso, a homonymous cousin of
+the great Giovanni, in the principal part and Turiddu&rsquo;s
+mother, Signora Balistrieri, as one of the women.</p>
+<p>The first time I was in Messina after the earthquake all this
+was only beginning and many of the people were living in railway
+waggons in the sidings, of which few now remain.&nbsp; It was
+strange to see rows of railway carriages with curtains to the
+windows and some with steps up to the door and a little terrace
+outside with creepers growing over it.&nbsp; The cabins and the
+waggons are supposed to be safe, because they would not crush
+their tenants in another earthquake.&nbsp; But they do not
+seriously fear another earthquake; Messina has been so thoroughly
+destroyed that it must now be the turn of some other town.</p>
+<p>I replied: &ldquo;Yes, the Veil of S. Agata preserved Catania
+this time, but it may desert her next time as the Letter of the
+Madonna deserted you last winter.&nbsp; By the by, what has
+become of that miraculous Letter?&nbsp; Was it destroyed or did
+anyone save it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They did not know and muttered something about
+&ldquo;stupidagini,&rdquo; and perhaps there will be no need to
+trouble oneself with any such thoughts when one is living the
+life after death.&nbsp; Later on, in another part of the island,
+I asked a dignitary of the Church, who had not been through the
+earthquake, what had become of the Madonna&rsquo;s Letter and he
+assured me that it had been preserved.&nbsp; I had pretty well
+made up my mind that this would be his answer before putting the
+question; but if the earthquake had destroyed Girgenti and I had
+asked him about the letter from the Devil, which is said to be
+preserved in the cathedral there, I should have expected him to
+tell me that that letter had not survived the shock.</p>
+<h3><!-- page 220--><a name="page220"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 220</span>GIUSEPPE PLATANIA</h3>
+<p>In Catania I saw my friend Lieutenant Giuseppe Platania, who
+was quartered in Messina during the winter of 1908-9.&nbsp; He
+was away for Christmas and returned about midnight on the 27th
+December and went to bed at two in the morning on the 28th.&nbsp;
+He was awakened by the falling of a picture, which hit him.&nbsp;
+He guessed the reason, covered his head with the pillows and lay
+still, waiting.&nbsp; He had to wait fifty-seven seconds&mdash;at
+least many people told me the earthquake lasted fifty-seven
+seconds, but the recording instruments were broken, so it is not
+certain how long it lasted.&nbsp; When the room left off rocking,
+Giuseppe put out his hand for the match-box, but the table was no
+longer by his bedside.&nbsp; He heard cries for help, and a man
+who was sleeping in the next room came with a light, then he saw
+that the floor of his room had fallen, but not under his bed,
+which was in a corner.&nbsp; He and the man with the light
+managed to get to the window and let themselves down into a side
+street, but they saw no way out because the exit was closed by
+the fallen houses.&nbsp; Their window was on the first floor and
+they climbed back into the house, helped another man who was
+there, got themselves some clothes and returned into the side
+street.&nbsp; Here they felt no better off and were afraid of the
+houses falling on them, but Giuseppe&rsquo;s soldier servant,
+Giulio Giuli, a contadino of Nocera, appeared among them.&nbsp;
+He had come to look for his master and crept through the ruins
+into the side street.&nbsp; He told them that Messina was
+destroyed, which they would not believe; everyone seems to have
+supposed at first that the earthquake had only damaged his own
+house.&nbsp; Giulio showed them the way out, and so they got into
+the town and realised the extent of the disaster.&nbsp; If Giulio
+had not come, Giuseppe and his friends would probably have been
+destroyed by more houses falling into their narrow street before
+they could have found a way out.</p>
+<p>Giuseppe had changed his bedroom about ten days <!-- page
+221--><a name="page221"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+221</span>previously.&nbsp; The house he used to live in was
+completely destroyed, he showed me a photograph of its
+ruins.&nbsp; His mother and his brother Giovanni, in Catania,
+heard of the disaster, but could get no particulars because
+communication was broken.&nbsp; Giovanni went to Messina to
+inquire for his brother, not knowing where his new room was, but
+he knew the number of his regiment.&nbsp; He stopped a soldier in
+the street who was wearing the number in his cap and who told him
+where to find Giuseppe.&nbsp; In the meantime Giulio had walked
+about fifteen miles to Al&igrave;, whence he took the train to
+Catania, told the mother her son was safe, and returned to
+Messina to help in the work of rescuing victims.</p>
+<p>Giuseppe directed his soldiers in the rescue work and
+afterwards received a medal &ldquo;Per speciali
+benemerenze.&rdquo;&nbsp; While at work they saw a hand among the
+ruins and began to dig round it, all the time in fear lest the
+disturbing of the rubbish might make matters worse for the victim
+and for themselves.&nbsp; The hand belonged to a woman whose head
+had been protected by being under a wooden staircase.&nbsp; She
+showed no sign of life and it was already four days since the
+disaster.&nbsp; They wetted her lips with marsala and poured some
+into her mouth and thus restored her.&nbsp; Giuseppe told me that
+nothing made more impression on him than seeing this
+woman&rsquo;s breast begin to heave as life returned.</p>
+<p>The soldiers had to shoot the horses and dogs for eating the
+corpses, and the thieves for pilfering.&nbsp; The horses had
+escaped from their stables, which were broken by the earthquake,
+and the dogs had come in from the country.&nbsp; And besides the
+pilfering they told me of other things the doing of which had
+better be ignored by those who seriously cultivate the belief
+that civilisation and education have already so transformed human
+nature that all restraints may be safely removed, things which,
+nevertheless, were done by human beings in Messina while the
+houses were tottering during the closing days of 1908 and the
+opening weeks of 1909.&nbsp; I inquired whether the townspeople
+were themselves <!-- page 222--><a name="page222"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 222</span>guilty of these horrors and they
+said: No.&nbsp; The bad things were done by people who came into
+the city from the country, like the dogs, and across the straits
+from Calabria to take advantage of the catastrophe.&nbsp; As my
+friend Peppino Fazio in Catania put it:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The earthquake was very judiciously managed; it killed
+only the wicked townspeople; it did not touch the good ones, they
+all escaped.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Giuseppe&rsquo;s brother, Giovanni Platania, is a scientific
+man and a professor; he went often from Catania to Messina during
+the early part of 1909 to study the behaviour of the sea during
+the earthquake&mdash;the maremoto.&nbsp; He has embodied the
+results of his researches in an opuscolo on the subject <i>Il
+Maremoto dello Stretto di Messina del 28 Dicembre</i> 1908
+(Modena.&nbsp; Societ&agrave; Tipografica Modenese, 1909).&nbsp;
+It took him twelve hours to return to Catania from one of his
+first visits; the journey in ordinary times is performed by the
+express in two hours and a half.&nbsp; There was no charge for
+the tickets because it was the policy of the authorities to empty
+the town; in this way malefactors who escaped from the prison got
+easily away.&nbsp; In the train was a woman who talked, saying
+that no one could blame her for travelling to Catania free,
+especially as she had not deserved to be put in prison&mdash;she
+had been put there for nothing.&nbsp; There was also a man who
+did not exactly say he was a thief, but he informed his
+fellow-travellers that the bundle he had with him had been
+confided to his care by the padrone of his house.&nbsp; There was
+no reason why he should have told them this, no one had asked him
+about his bundle, and Giovanni drew his own conclusions.</p>
+<h3>GIULIO ADAMO</h3>
+<p>In Trapani I talked with another friend, a doctor, Giulio
+Adamo of Calatafimi.&nbsp; Communication was broken and it was
+not until the evening of the 29th that they began to <!-- page
+223--><a name="page223"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+223</span>know in Trapani that there had been an earthquake in
+Messina.&nbsp; Giulio went with others by train to Milazzo and
+the train could go no further.&nbsp; They continued the journey
+by boat from Milazzo to Messina, where he arrived on the
+30th.&nbsp; When they approached the city and saw the row of
+houses facing the harbour where the Albergo Trinacria was, they
+thought the disaster could not have been so very great.&nbsp; But
+it was only the facciata that was standing, the houses behind
+were down.&nbsp; There was great disorder, heaps of bodies, no
+water to drink because the pipes were broken, and for the three
+days Giulio was there they only had bread from Palermo and the
+oranges which were in the railway-waggons.</p>
+<h3>CEC&Egrave; LUNA</h3>
+<p>In Palermo I talked with another doctor, Cec&egrave;
+(Francesco) Luna, of Trapani, whose acquaintance I made many
+years ago on Monte Erice when he was there as a student in
+villeggiatura.&nbsp; In September, 1909, I found him in the
+children&rsquo;s hospital at Palermo.&nbsp; As soon as news of
+the earthquake reached the city, the <i>Regina Margherita</i> was
+fitted out to help the wounded and Cec&egrave; went in her among
+the doctors.&nbsp; When they arrived at Messina, they could
+neither enter the harbour nor take anyone on board because they
+had to obey orders.&nbsp; It was raining, the sea was rough and
+covered with little boats full of fugitives, some unhurt, some
+wounded.&nbsp; One boat contained a young man holding an umbrella
+over his mother, who was wounded and lying on two tables.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am strong.&nbsp; I can wait seven or eight days
+without food, it is not for me, it is for my mother.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He cried and prayed till the orders came and she was taken on
+board.</p>
+<p>Cec&egrave;, who was put in charge of the taking on board of
+the fugitives, ordered that the wounded were to be taken <!--
+page 224--><a name="page224"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+224</span>first.&nbsp; He was somewhat surprised that this order
+was attended to; it was so, however, the wounded were taken in
+without confusion; but afterwards among the unwounded there was
+confusion.&nbsp; There was a boy who tried to get on board first,
+Cec&egrave; pulled the boy&rsquo;s cap off and threw it away,
+intending it to fall in the sea, but it fell in another boat and
+the boy went after his cap and gave no more trouble.</p>
+<p>The earthquake was at about 5.20 a.m. on 28th December; the
+<i>Regina Margherita</i> arrived at Messina at 8 a.m. on the 30th
+December.&nbsp; As soon as Cec&egrave; landed, he began searching
+with others and at 10 a.m. found, in a well-furnished house, a
+woman dead in bed, killed by a beam which had fallen across
+her.&nbsp; Under the beam, close to her body, lay a baby girl,
+very dirty but alive and untouched.&nbsp; It was impossible to
+say precisely when the child had been born, but certainly only a
+few hours before the earthquake, just time enough for the midwife
+to leave the house, for they found no trace of her.&nbsp;
+Cec&egrave; took the baby to the steamer and gave it sugar and
+water, and when they returned to Palermo they got it a wet-nurse
+and it was baptised Maria in the children&rsquo;s hospital.&nbsp;
+If one has an earthquake in one&rsquo;s horoscope, surely it
+could not be placed at a less inconvenient part of one&rsquo;s
+life.&nbsp; New-born babies can live three or four days without
+food; but if this child had not been born before the earthquake,
+she would not have been born at all, and if she had been born
+earlier, she would have died of starvation or exposure before she
+was found.&nbsp; As it happened she was sheltered and her life
+preserved by the beam which killed her mother.&nbsp; Maria was
+adopted by a lady of Palermo, and in April, 1910, Cec&egrave;
+told me he had lately seen her and she was beginning to walk.</p>
+<p>Cec&egrave; had had twenty earthquake babies in his hospital,
+all with fathers and mothers unknown, and, of course, other
+hospitals were equally full.&nbsp; When I was at Palermo in 1909
+he had only seven of the twenty, the rest having been taken away,
+some by their fathers and mothers, others by <!-- page 225--><a
+name="page225"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 225</span>people who
+adopted them.&nbsp; Travelling back to England I saw in the
+railway stations at Rome, Milan, and other places, frames of
+photographs of unclaimed babies put up in the hope that they
+might be recognised by chance travellers.</p>
+<p>The <i>Regina Margherita</i> stayed at Messina one day,
+loading, and then returned to Palermo with five hundred unwounded
+and eighty-two wounded.&nbsp; Cec&egrave; remained in Messina,
+searching, but joined the ship when she returned to Messina,
+where she took up her station in port as a floating hospital.</p>
+<p>He told me of a woman who was in the ruins, alive but unable
+to move.&nbsp; Her daughter lay dead beside her.&nbsp; It was
+raining, there was a dripping and she was getting wet.&nbsp; With
+the morning light she saw it was not the rain that was wetting
+her, but the blood of her husband and two grown-up sons who were
+dead in the room above.</p>
+<p>He told me of a law-student in Palermo, twenty-four years old,
+engaged to a young lady who lived in Messina; this young man went
+to pass his Christmas holidays with his betrothed.&nbsp; He was
+not in the same house and the earthquake did him no harm; as soon
+as it was over his first thought was for his fidanzata.&nbsp; He
+got into the street and made for her house, paying no attention
+to the cries that issued from the ruins.&nbsp; But, like a
+wandering knight on his way to assist his lady and embarrassed by
+meeting other adventures, he was stopped and forced to help in
+searching a particular house, from which he extricated a
+beautiful girl, nineteen years of age, unhurt.&nbsp; She would
+not let him go till he had saved her mother.&nbsp; All the others
+in the house were killed.&nbsp; Still the girl would not let him
+go.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you rich?&rdquo; she asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then take this ring and tell me who you are.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He took the ring and after giving her all the information she
+required was allowed to proceed.&nbsp; When he came to the <!--
+page 226--><a name="page226"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+226</span>house of his betrothed he found that she and all her
+family had perished.&nbsp; He returned to Palermo weeping.</p>
+<p>Two months later he received a letter:</p>
+<p>I asked if you were rich; you replied &ldquo;No&rdquo; and I
+gave you my ring.&nbsp; You saved my mother and you saved
+me.&nbsp; My mother has since died from the effects of the
+shock.&nbsp; If you are free I am ready to marry you and I have
+money enough for both.</p>
+<p>On this they became engaged and after a suitable time intend
+to marry.&nbsp; Cec&egrave; wanted to apologise for the
+conventionality of this story, but I begged him not to trouble;
+if unassisted nature were to be always original, the occupation
+of poets and romancers would be gone.</p>
+<p>In one house was a servant, a Roman woman; she was devoted to
+a young lady of the family and all the family were buried in the
+ruins, but the Roman servant was unhurt.&nbsp; She could get no
+help, the house was on the outskirts of the city and such
+passers-by as there were would not stop.&nbsp; She set to work
+searching for her young mistress and incidentally saved the whole
+family.&nbsp; It took her twenty-four hours; they were all
+wounded and her young mistress was the last she found.</p>
+<p>A woman kept a small shop opposite another shop kept by a man
+who sold coal.&nbsp; The woman had saved money and the carbonajo
+knew she had her money in her house.&nbsp; He entered the
+woman&rsquo;s house after the earthquake, accompanied by another
+malefactor.&nbsp; The woman&rsquo;s daughter was killed, but the
+woman was under the ruins alive and they pulled her out.&nbsp;
+She exclaimed:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do not know you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But she did know the carbonajo quite well, or at least well
+enough to know he was a bad man and to suspect his
+intention.&nbsp; They asked her where her money was
+concealed.&nbsp; She only repeated:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do not know you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They believed her, thinking she was confused by the shock of
+the earthquake; this was what she intended, <!-- page 227--><a
+name="page227"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 227</span>otherwise
+she feared they would have killed her.&nbsp; They threatened her,
+and at last she told them where the money was, still protesting
+that she did not know them.&nbsp; They took her money and then,
+being afraid she might give the alarm and they might be caught
+before they could escape, they pinned her down with a large piece
+of the ruins on her left arm and departed, taking the risk of her
+being rescued later and saying she had been robbed by unknown
+men.&nbsp; She was rescued and brought to Palermo.&nbsp; In the
+hospital she begged Cec&egrave; to put an end to her:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is the use of living?&nbsp; My daughter is dead,
+my arm is gangrened, my money is stolen.&nbsp; Let me die and
+have done with it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Cec&egrave; did not kill her, he chloroformed her and
+amputated her arm.&nbsp; She gave information about the
+carbonajo, who was arrested in Messina.&nbsp; His accomplice
+escaped, but the woman got back her money and thanked Cec&egrave;
+for amputating her arm instead of killing her.</p>
+<h3>FUGITIVES AND VICTIMS</h3>
+<p>At Caltanissetta they told me that the trains were bringing
+fugitives from Messina all day and all night.&nbsp; The fugitives
+were mostly naked and all very dirty, some with rugs, some with
+cloaks, some with rags.&nbsp; A woman got out of the train
+clothed, like Monna Vanna, in nothing but a cloak which a soldier
+had given her.&nbsp; They asked her:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you want done for you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She opened her cloak and showed that she wanted
+everything.</p>
+<p>Another woman came with her daughter whose leg was broken and
+they were both naked.&nbsp; The doctor said to the mother:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what do you want?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Help for my daughter.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>To another destitute woman: &ldquo;And you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 228--><a name="page228"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+228</span>&ldquo;Shoes for my baby.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Michele, a young man, was known to be in Reggio where he was
+employed in the Municipio.&nbsp; His father went from
+Caltanissetta to look for him and returned after four days,
+during which he had searched for his son and suffered mental
+anguish and physical discomfort.&nbsp; His friends went to the
+station to meet him.&nbsp; He talked politics to them and asked
+their opinion about the rotation of crops.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And Michele?&rdquo; they inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! Michele,&rdquo; here he began to laugh:
+&ldquo;Michele; yes, he is buried under the ruins of a house
+three storeys high.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They could get nothing more out of him except laughter and
+that Michele was lying under a house three storeys high.&nbsp; A
+few months later, Michele&rsquo;s body was found, with no traces
+of decay, brought to Caltanissetta and buried.&nbsp; Then his
+friends wrote elegies in verse about him and handed them round
+for approval.</p>
+<p>Plenty of people went mad besides Michele&rsquo;s
+father.&nbsp; The streets of Messina were full of mad
+people.&nbsp; They told me of one who lost his wife.&nbsp; Within
+a fortnight he married a widow whose husband had been
+destroyed.&nbsp; This happy couple spent their honeymoon in
+digging out the bodies of their previous spouses and having them
+suitably buried.</p>
+<p>When I say they married, a widow may not legally marry for ten
+months after the death of her husband, but this couple married on
+credit, as they call it.&nbsp; There were many fugitives who
+found a temporary asylum in a prison in Catania and who similarly
+married on credit, intending to return later and contribute to
+the population of the new Messina.</p>
+<p>There was a family living on the top floor of a house close to
+the railway station near the port in Reggio.&nbsp; They were not
+hurt, but they could not get down because the earthquake had
+destroyed the stairs.&nbsp; The man made a rope of sheets, with
+the help of which he carried his wife down, then he went up and
+fetched his children one after <!-- page 229--><a
+name="page229"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 229</span>another,
+three or four children.&nbsp; He went up again to fetch his money
+and while in his room the house fell with him, killing and
+burying him in the ruins.&nbsp; But he had saved his wife and
+children.</p>
+<p>They told me of a victim, pinned down in a cellar, unable to
+rise; a chicken, whose coop had been broken, escaped and passed
+near; the victim caught the chicken, killed it, plucked it and
+ate it raw.&nbsp; They told me of others, not pinned down but
+imprisoned in rooms, who ate what they found in
+cupboards&mdash;oil, biscuits, salame, uncooked maccaroni.&nbsp;
+These victims were saved and lived to recount their
+sufferings.&nbsp; But there were others, pinned down and
+imprisoned, whose bodies were not extricated till they had lain
+for weeks and months beside their emptied cupboards, no longer on
+the watch for escaping chickens.&nbsp; I was in Catania about a
+year and a half after the earthquake and saw the funeral of one
+whose body had recently been found; it was not the last.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 233--><a name="page233"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 233</span>THE SLOPES OF ETNA</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XVIII<br />
+LAVA</h3>
+<p>We started from Catania at three o&rsquo;clock on a dull
+afternoon at the end of March to see one of the streams of lava
+that Etna was sending out during the eruption of 1910.&nbsp;
+Peppino Di Gregorio had arranged everything and provided four of
+his friends to make company for us and to act as guides, some of
+them having been before.&nbsp; He and I went in a one-horse
+carriage with two of the friends and the other two came on their
+bicycles.&nbsp; There was, first, another Peppino who had been in
+America, where he earned his living by making cigars.&nbsp; He
+had forgotten how it was done and, besides, it required special
+tools, so he could not have shown me even if he had
+remembered.&nbsp; Since his return home to Catania he has been
+employed by the municipio.&nbsp; He begged me to call him not
+Peppino but Joe, because he would be so English.&nbsp; Then there
+was Ninu, also employed by the municipio, a great bullock of a
+fellow bursting with health, whose legs were too short for him
+and his smile a dream of romance.&nbsp; The other two were
+Alessandro, about whom I got no information, and a grave
+brigadier of the Guardia Municipale.</p>
+<p>The road took us up-hill among villas and between walls
+enclosing fields of volcanic soil, very fertile, and occasionally
+a recent eruption had buried the fertility under fresh lava, hard
+and black, on which nothing will grow for years.</p>
+<p>Patrick Brydone went to Sicily in 1770, and wrote an account
+of his journey: <i>A Tour through Sicily and Malta in a Series of
+Letters to William Beckford</i>, <i>Esquire</i>, <i>of
+Somerly</i>, <i>in Suffolk</i>, <i>from Patrick Brydone</i>,
+<i>F.R.S.</i>&nbsp; Near <!-- page 234--><a
+name="page234"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 234</span>Catania he
+saw some lava covered with a scanty soil, incapable of producing
+either corn or vines; he imagined from its barrenness that</p>
+<blockquote><p>it had run from the mountain only a few ages ago;
+but was surprised to be informed by Signor Recupero, the
+historiographer of Etna, that this very lava is mentioned by
+Diodorus Siculus to have burst from Etna in the time of the
+second Punic war, when Syracuse was besieged by the Romans.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It seems that the stream ran from Etna to the sea, and cut off
+the passage of a detachment of soldiers who were on their way
+from Taormina to the relief of the besieged, and Diodorus took
+his authority from inscriptions on Roman monuments found on the
+lava itself.&nbsp; So that after about 2000 years this lava had
+scarcely begun to be fertile.&nbsp; Afterwards Recupero, who was
+a canonico, &ldquo;an ingenious ecclesiastic of this
+place,&rdquo; told Brydone of a pit sunk near Jaci, where they
+had pierced through seven parallel surfaces of lava, most of them
+covered with a thick bed of rich earth.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Now, says he [Recupero], the eruption which formed
+the lowest of these lavas, if we may be allowed to reason from
+analogy, must have flowed from the mountain at least 14,000 years
+ago.&nbsp; Recupero tells me, he is exceedingly embarrassed by
+these discoveries in writing the history of the
+mountain.&mdash;That Moses hangs like a dead weight on him, and
+blunts all his zeal for enquiry; for that really he has not the
+conscience to make his mountain so young as that prophet makes
+the world.&mdash;What do you think of these sentiments from a
+Roman Catholic divine?&mdash;The bishop, who is strenuously
+orthodox&mdash;for it is an excellent see&mdash;has already
+warned him to be upon his guard, and not to pretend to be a
+better natural historian than Moses; nor to presume to urge
+anything that may in the smallest degree be deemed contradictory
+to his sacred authority. . . .</p>
+<p>The lava, being a very porous substance, easily catches the
+dust that is carried about by the wind; which, at first I
+observe, only yields a kind of moss; this rotting, and by degrees
+increasing the soil, some small meagre vegetables are <!-- page
+235--><a name="page235"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+235</span>next produced; which rotting in their turn, are
+likewise converted into soil.&nbsp; But this process, I suppose,
+is often greatly accelerated by showers of ashes from the
+mountain, as I have observed in some places the richest soil, to
+the depth of five or six feet and upwards; and still below that,
+nothing but rocks of lava.&nbsp; It is in these spots that the
+trees arrive at such an immense size.&nbsp; Their roots shoot
+into the crevices of the lava, and lay such hold of it, that
+there is no instance of the winds tearing them up; though there
+are many of its breaking off their longest branches.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>We passed several villages, and on one of the churches there
+was a group of three saints&mdash;S. Alfio, the padrone of the
+district, and his two brothers.&nbsp; I had never heard of S.
+Alfio, who they told me was a physician and lived in the third
+century; one of his brothers, S. Filiberto (whom the people call
+S. Liberto), was a surgeon, and his other brother, S. Cirino, was
+a chemist.&nbsp; They performed miracles, endured persecution,
+and were finally martyred for the faith in this way: First they
+had their three tongues cut out, then they were put into a
+saucepan such as the maccaroni is boiled in, only
+larger&mdash;large enough to hold three saints&mdash;and full of
+boiling oil: the saucepan was placed on a fire and they were
+cooked in it.&nbsp; Their bodies were afterwards burnt on a
+gridiron.&nbsp; This took place out of doors opposite a tavern,
+and three men, who had come to the tavern to drink, saw it all
+done.&nbsp; Having seen it, they went to sleep for three hundred
+years; then they woke up and wanted to pay for their drinks with
+the money they had in their pockets, which was money made of
+leather.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is this?&rdquo; asked the landlord.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is money,&rdquo; they replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is no use,&rdquo; said the landlord.&nbsp; While
+they had been asleep that kind of money had gone out of
+circulation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is good money,&rdquo; they insisted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not money at all, it is only a piece of
+leather.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was money yesterday evening,&rdquo; said the
+spokesman, &ldquo;when I saw Alfio, Cirino, and Liberto being
+martyred.&rdquo;&nbsp; This is how the martyrdom of the three
+saints is <!-- page 236--><a name="page236"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 236</span>represented on carts belonging to
+those spiritually-minded owners who prefer the Story of S. Alfio
+to the Story of the Paladins.&nbsp; It seemed to me that the
+painter had been suspiciously obsessed by the number Three; it
+was in the third century, there were three saints, they were each
+martyred three times over, though they cannot have known much
+about the boiling or the grilling, and there were three drunkards
+who went to sleep for three centuries.&nbsp; But I said
+nothing.&nbsp; I thought I would wait till I could see a
+cart.</p>
+<p>By this time we had reached Nicolosi, that is we had nearly
+traversed the first of the three zones into which the Slopes of
+Etna are divided.&nbsp; This lowest one is the Regione Piemontese
+and Nicolosi is about 2250 feet above the sea&mdash;the place
+from which tourists often start to make the ascent of the
+volcano.&nbsp; Here we spent a declamatory half-hour discussing
+where we should eat the provisions we had brought from Catania
+and drink the wine we had bought at Mascalucia on the way.&nbsp;
+The discussion ended by our being received in a peasant&rsquo;s
+hut, where we spread a table for ourselves and the woman stood a
+low paraffin lamp in the middle of the cloth.&nbsp; This is a bad
+plan, the light dazzles one for seeing those sitting opposite and
+their shadows are thrown big and black on the wall and ceiling so
+that one cannot see the room, but I should say it was like
+Orlando&rsquo;s bedroom in the contadino&rsquo;s cottage on
+Ricuzzu&rsquo;s cart, the only room in the house, poorly
+furnished and used for all purposes.&nbsp; The woman of the hut
+had a baby in her arms and I said to Ninu:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wonder whether I may look at the baby?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course you may,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;why
+not?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So I asked the woman, who smiled proudly and gave me the baby
+at once.&nbsp; She called it Turi (Salvatore) and said it was
+three weeks old.&nbsp; It was asleep and I nursed it till the
+table was ready, which was not long, for everything was
+cold.&nbsp; I handed Turi back to his mother and sat down, with
+Joe on one side of me and Ninu on the other.&nbsp; <!-- page
+237--><a name="page237"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+237</span>Presently Ninu inquired why I had asked whether I might
+look at the baby.&nbsp; I replied that I had heard that Sicilian
+peasants are so superstitious they do not like strangers to look
+at their babies for fear of the evil eye; I admitted that I had
+never yet met with a peasant so superstitious as to refuse to
+show me her baby, but on the Slopes of Etna, during an eruption,
+I had thought it wise to be careful.</p>
+<p>Ninu, in the Sicilian manner, was about to say that anyone
+could tell by my appearance that there was nothing to fear from
+me, when Joe interrupted him:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She is an intelligent woman,&rdquo; said Joe.</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;I suppose you mean that she throws her
+intelligence into the scale with her maternal pride, and together
+they overbalance any little superstition which the proximity of
+the volcano may have fostered.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the way to put it,&rdquo; he replied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do people talk so much about the evil eye?&nbsp; Do
+they think it is picturesque, or do they really believe in
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Joe considered for a moment.&nbsp; Then he said:
+&ldquo;Sometimes a peasant may decline to hand over her baby
+because she thinks the stranger looks clumsy and is likely to
+drop it; it would be rude to let him suspect this, so she allows
+him to think she has a superstitious reason.&nbsp; And some of
+her neighbours believe&mdash;at least&mdash;well, what do you
+mean by believing?&nbsp; What is faith?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; Sometimes one
+thing, sometimes another.&nbsp; It is a difficult
+question.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps it is that she believes that her neighbours
+believe,&rdquo; said Joe, tentatively.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is not the faith of S. Alfio and his brothers,
+that is not the faith that wins a martyr&rsquo;s crown or that
+removes mountains.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, but it has its reward if it enables the believer to
+feel that he is not singular, it is comfortable to feel that one
+thinks as one&rsquo;s neighbours think.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;Thou art a happy man, Poins, to think as other
+men think.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 238--><a name="page238"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+238</span>&ldquo;I do not know anyone called Poins,&rdquo; said
+Joe, &ldquo;it is not a Sicilian name; but to think as other men
+think is as comfortable as a crown of martyrdom, and if it can be
+won without any martyrdom worth speaking of&mdash;why, so much
+the better.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I agreed, and went on: &ldquo;And then there are the men who
+never think of religion or theology, but go to Mass to please
+their wives.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Plenty of them,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and by pleasing
+their wives they reap the reward of avoiding domestic friction,
+whereby they perform a miracle greater than removing
+Etna.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I thought of my poor mother who used to say:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But, my dear, if you never go to church what hold have
+you over the servants?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>At the time, I remember, I pigeon-holed her problem among
+others that are still awaiting solution, and she died before I
+realised how well she had translated into the language of modern
+Bayswater the &ldquo;Paris vaut bien une Messe&rdquo; of Henri
+Quatre.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you want to see faith,&rdquo; said Peppino Di
+Gregorio, &ldquo;why don&rsquo;t you stay and go to the festa of
+S. Alfio at Trecastagne?&nbsp; You might even see a miracle
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It seems that when anyone is in hospital with a broken leg
+after an accident or suffering from any illness, especially
+hernia, he cries in his despair, making use of this form:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;O, S. Alfio! cure me of this illness, restore my broken
+leg or cure my hernia&rdquo; (or as may be) &ldquo;and for the
+love of my wife, of my children, of my mother&rdquo; (or as may
+be) &ldquo;I will run naked to Trecastagne and light a candle
+before your shrine.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>After making this vow, the patient recovers and then he must
+not fail.&nbsp; With any other saint there may be failure, but
+not with S. Alfio, for he is more powerful than the Madonna or
+than the Padre Eterno or than the Redeemer.&nbsp; He is the
+Padrone and performs miracles.</p>
+<p><!-- page 239--><a name="page239"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+239</span>&ldquo;But how long should I have to stay?&nbsp; When
+is this festa?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It would not be till the 10th of May, nearly six weeks ahead,
+and that made it a matter requiring consideration and, as it was
+now half-past seven and dark, we had to leave off talking and
+start for the lava.</p>
+<p>Those of our friends who had made the excursion before were
+delightful as company, but we hardly wanted them as guides,
+because the way was shown by hundreds of people who were
+returning, many of them carrying torches, and we only had to walk
+in the opposite direction.&nbsp; We also carried a
+light&mdash;the acetylene lamp off Ninu&rsquo;s bicycle, and it
+functioned as inefficiently as the bull&rsquo;s-eye lantern which
+Mr. Pickwick took with him on his nocturnal expedition at
+Clifton.&nbsp; The road was broad enough, but strewn with big
+lumps of lava lying half-hidden in lava sand.&nbsp; I stumbled
+frequently, but I never fell, because one of my friends was
+always at my elbow and caught me; either it was the brave
+brigadier or Alessandro or Joe or the other Peppino or that great
+hulking Ninu with his operatic smile lighted up by his fitful
+lamp.&nbsp; They took care of me all the way until, after about
+an hour, we turned into a vineyard, called the Contrada Fra
+Diavolo, and our progress was stopped by a sloping embankment
+over twenty feet high.</p>
+<p>This was the broad nose of the stream of lava.&nbsp; It was
+coming towards us at about eighty feet an hour, but its velocity
+varies according to the slope of the ground and the cooling and
+consistency of the material.&nbsp; The course of the stream
+described a curve from the mouth to the place where we stood, and
+the width of it gradually increased until opposite us it was
+about a quarter of a mile broad.&nbsp; There was plenty of smoke,
+fiery with the light reflected from the glowing stream, and
+especially thick in the direction of the mouth.&nbsp; The lava
+was sluggish, viscous, heavy stuff, full of bubbles, pushing
+itself along and kneading itself like dough.&nbsp; Red-hot
+boulders and shapeless lumps <!-- page 240--><a
+name="page240"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 240</span>of all
+manner of sizes were continually losing their balance and rolling
+lazily down the slope towards us; as they rolled they disengaged
+little avalanches of rapid sparks, and when they reached the
+ground they sometimes fell against a vine stump and set it in a
+blaze for a moment.&nbsp; They said that this is Etna&rsquo;s
+cunning way of taking a glass of wine; he opens a mouth and
+consumes a vineyard.&nbsp; All the time there was a roaring noise
+like coals being thrown on the fire, only much louder, and the
+great sloping wall glowed in the places where open crevasses left
+by the crumbling blocks had stirred it.&nbsp; It was too hot for
+us to go very near, nevertheless, my companions were not content
+to leave without bringing some pieces of lava away.&nbsp; They
+went towards it with canes which the vines will not want this
+year, unless the stream stops before it has broadened over the
+contrada, and with much difficulty and scorching, manipulated
+bits of red-hot lava until they had got them far enough away to
+deal with them, and then, balancing them on the end of two canes,
+they brought them to where I was resting near a doomed hut.</p>
+<p>After spending an hour, fascinated by the spectacle, we
+returned by the sandy, rocky road to Nicolosi.&nbsp; While the
+carriage was being got ready, I said to Joe:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You know, if I lived on the Slopes of Etna, close to
+such a sight as we have been contemplating, I think I should
+believe in the evil eye and S. Alfio and everything
+else.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He assured me that it would not have any such effect unless,
+perhaps, during the periods of actual eruption&mdash;as soon as
+the eruption was over I should forget all about it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do we not all live on the slopes of volcanoes?&rdquo;
+asked Joe.&nbsp; &ldquo;An eruption cannot do more than ruin you
+or kill you.&nbsp; And without coming to live on the Slopes of
+Etna you might be ruined or die at any moment.&nbsp; How do you
+know that you have not now in you the seeds of some fatal disease
+that will declare itself before you return home?&nbsp; Or you may
+be run over in the street or killed in a railway <!-- page
+241--><a name="page241"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+241</span>accident any day.&nbsp; And as for ruin, next time you
+look into an English newspaper you may see that all your
+investments have left off paying dividends and have gone down to
+an unsaleable price.&nbsp; Perhaps at this moment, in some
+Foreign Office, a despatch is being drafted that will lead to a
+declaration of war and the ruin of England and you with it.&nbsp;
+And yet you never worry about all this.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then perhaps I had better begin to believe in S. Alfio
+at once?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Especially if you are threatened with
+hernia.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You said something about hernia before.&nbsp; What has
+hernia to do with it?&rdquo; I inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;S. Alfio&rsquo;s first miracle was to cure one of his
+brothers of that complaint, which he had contracted while
+carrying a beam.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But was not S. Alfio a medical man?&nbsp; Why do you
+call it a miracle when a medical man cures his patient?&nbsp;
+Have you been reading the plays of Moli&egrave;re?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who is Moli&egrave;re?&rdquo; asked one of them.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Did he write his plays in the Catanian dialect?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It does not do to make these allusions when talking with
+Sicilians who are employed in the municipio.&nbsp; One might as
+well quote <i>Candide</i> to some young schoolmaster who thinks
+the only thing worth knowing is the date of the Battle of
+Salamis.&nbsp; So I returned to S. Alfio and asked whether he
+always answers all prayers; they said the people believe he does
+or they hope he will.&nbsp; One of them, thinking I was inclined
+to scoff, rebuked me, saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you had been to Trecastagne and seen what I have
+seen, you would believe.&nbsp; I saw in the church there a dumb
+man.&nbsp; He tried to shout &lsquo;Viva S. Alfio,&rsquo; but
+could only make inarticulate noises.&nbsp; The people encouraged
+him, and he went on trying till at last he said the words
+distinctly.&nbsp; I heard him say them.&nbsp; You are making a
+mistake in not going to Trecastagne.&nbsp; You might also behold
+a miracle and then you would believe as I do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I thought of G&eacute;ronte when his daughter recovers her
+<!-- page 242--><a name="page242"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+242</span>speech in <i>Le M&eacute;decin Malgr&eacute; Lui</i>
+and wanted to ask how long this dumb man retained his miraculous
+power and whether his relations and friends were pleased about it
+and whether, after the novelty had worn off, they continued
+shouting &ldquo;Viva S. Alfio.&rdquo;&nbsp; But I said nothing; I
+was afraid of confirming them in the notion that I was scoffing,
+whereas I was very much impressed; the influence of the stream of
+lava was still upon me and all that Joe had said about living on
+the slopes of volcanoes.&nbsp; And I was wondering whether I
+could manage to be back in Catania for the 10th of May and see
+the people running naked to Trecastagne.&nbsp; I was not anxious
+to go there myself, not because I should have had to run naked
+all the thirteen kilometres, they would have let me wear my
+clothes and drive in a painted cart, but because there is no
+albergo there and it would have meant being up all night.&nbsp;
+If S. Alfio had earned his reputation by restoring those who
+spend sleepless nights in the street, I might have given him a
+chance of exercising his power on me.</p>
+<p>There is generally some way of doing anything one really wants
+to do, and by the time we were separating in Catania, at one
+o&rsquo;clock in the morning I was promising to try to return in
+time for the Festa di S. Alfio.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER XIX<br />
+S. ALFIO</h3>
+<p>I was back in Catania before the 9th of May and began talking
+about S. Alfio in the Teatro Machiavelli.&nbsp; One of the actors
+whose name is Volpes, the one who did the listening father in the
+play about Rosina and the good young man, is employed by day in
+the cathedral, his department being the brass-work; he is
+therefore something of a hagiologist.&nbsp; He was going on
+business to Lentini, which is situated to the south of Catania on
+the way to <!-- page 243--><a name="page243"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 243</span>Siracusa, it is the place where the
+three saintly brothers were martyred, and there he bought for me
+a book&mdash;<i>Storia dei Martiri e della Chiesa di Lentini</i>,
+by Sebastiano Pisano Baudo (Lentini: Giuseppe Saluta,
+1898)&mdash;from which I have collected particulars for this
+story of the Life of S. Alfio.</p>
+<p>Towards the end of the first half of the third century after
+Christ, at Prefetta in Gascony, the wealthy and noble Prince
+Vitale lived a life of singular piety, united in matrimony to
+Benedetta di Locusta.&nbsp; Heaven had blessed them with three
+sons, Alfio born in 230, Filiberto born one year and eight months
+later and Cirino born one year and four months later again.&nbsp;
+Prefetta was not only in Gascony, it was also in Aquitaine, and,
+notwithstanding this, it was in Spain and also in the Abruzzi,
+which is a region of Italy between Naples and Taranto, if I
+understand correctly.&nbsp; Owing to its unsettled habits
+geographers do not mark it on the maps, but they and the
+historians are agreed that it certainly existed, and perhaps it
+exists still, if only in a Castellinarian sense.&nbsp; The
+interesting point is that it was the birthplace of S. Alfio.</p>
+<p>The noble and saintly Benedetta, having been brought up in the
+school of sacrifice, ardently desired to die for the faith.&nbsp;
+Her husband placed no obstacle in her way.&nbsp; She obtained an
+interview with the prefect, abused his gods and awaited the
+sentence which took the form of decapitation.</p>
+<p>Prince Vitale after the death of his wife was free to
+consecrate himself to the education of his three sons.&nbsp; I
+expected to find that he had them taught medicine, surgery and
+chemistry, but there is not a word about any of these
+subjects.&nbsp; Evodio di Bisanzio, flying from country to
+country to avoid the persecution of Massimino, happened upon
+Prefetta; he was welcomed by Vitale, who appointed him tutor of
+his boys.&nbsp; Evodio was learned in the sacred sciences, the
+Greek fables and how to live rightly.&nbsp; These were the
+subjects which he taught to his pupils.&nbsp; Alfio copied out
+the Books of the Prophets, Filiberto the Gospels <!-- page
+244--><a name="page244"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+244</span>and Cirino the Letters of S. Paul and the Acts of the
+Apostles.&nbsp; Thus they developed a manly spirit, angelic
+habits and an intelligence, a piety, a devotion which are the
+rare gifts of a few privileged souls.</p>
+<p>Onesimo was their next tutor, a man of deep learning and a
+fervent missionary who came to Prefetta with a following of
+thirteen or fourteen disciples and boarded and lodged with Prince
+Vitale.&nbsp; He was more the kind of tutor Vitale wanted for his
+boys.&nbsp; Onesimo had no sympathy with flying from persecution;
+he took the view that it was not enough to copy the sacred Books,
+his pupils must know how to sacrifice their frail bodies for the
+glory of the Cross.&nbsp; He instructed them in the practical
+work of martyrdom.</p>
+<p>In the year 249, Decio ascended the imperial throne and issued
+an edict against the Christians.&nbsp; Vitale and Onesimo heard
+of it and welcomed this opportunity for the three brothers who
+swore on the ashes of their mother that they would profit by
+it.&nbsp; They did not have to wait long.&nbsp; Nigellione, the
+imperial minister, came to execute the decree.&nbsp; Onesimo and
+his pupils, in spite of tortures, professed their unalterable
+faith in the Cross and were sent to Rome together with fourteen
+other Christians.&nbsp; Vitale, being thus freed from all family
+responsibilities, exiled himself with his friends and awaited his
+end in a sacred retreat so retired that our author does not
+specify it.</p>
+<p>In Rome, Onesimo and his band of Christians suffered
+tortures.&nbsp; While in prison S. Peter and S. Paul appeared to
+them, healed their wounds, exhorted them to persevere and
+promised ultimate victory.&nbsp; On the seventh day they were
+taken before Valeriano, the imperial minister.&nbsp; Failing, as
+Nigellione had failed, to shake their faith, he sent them with a
+letter to Diomede, Prince of Pozzuoli, telling him that if he
+could not win the captives over from their new faith he was to
+put to death Onesimo and the fourteen disciples by means of
+fierce tortures, and to send Alfio, Filiberto and Cirino into
+Sicily to be dealt with according <!-- page 245--><a
+name="page245"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 245</span>to
+instructions contained in another letter addressed to the crafty
+Tertullo, Governor of Sicily, at Lentini.</p>
+<p>Diomede carried out his instructions.&nbsp; The Christians all
+refused to sacrifice to the false gods.&nbsp; Onesimo died in
+consequence of an unusually large stone being placed upon his
+chest, the fourteen disciples were decapitated and Alfio,
+Filiberto and Cirino were handed over to fifty soldiers under
+Captain Silvano, a man of a proud and cruel nature, and taken in
+a ship to Messina.</p>
+<p>The voyage occupied three days; they reposed in Messina for
+two hours and then, chained together and barefooted, proceeded to
+Taormina, where Tertullo happened to be hunting for Christians,
+and to him Captain Silvano delivered the letter from
+Valeriano.&nbsp; Tertullo&rsquo;s instructions were to make the
+most of his attractive appearance and his agreeable manners and
+by means of cajolery to persuade the three holy brethren to
+sacrifice to the gods of Rome; in case of failure he was to cause
+them to suffer many and various tortures and then to deprive them
+of their lives.</p>
+<p>Tertullo concocted a scheme worthy of the devil.&nbsp; No
+sooner were the youths brought into his presence than he assumed
+the appearance of an affectionate father, embraced them and
+inquired sympathetically about their parents and their
+home.&nbsp; On their telling him they were Christians he
+endeavoured, with apparent kindness, to turn them from a faith
+which had brought them nothing but suffering.&nbsp; He promised
+that if they would sacrifice to the gods of Rome they should
+enjoy the pleasures of a court life.&nbsp; But there was none of
+the <i>Paris vaut bien une Messe</i> about the sons of the
+saintly Benedetta.&nbsp; They spurned his promises and continued
+to declare themselves firm believers in the true Cross.&nbsp;
+Tertullo, defeated and angry, thereupon showed himself in his
+true colours; he dropped the affectionate parent and ordered the
+brothers to be tortured.&nbsp; He then sent them with Captain
+Mercurio and a squadron of forty soldiers to Lentini to await his
+return to that city.</p>
+<p><!-- page 246--><a name="page246"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+246</span>At Mascali they were fatigued, especially Filiberto,
+who almost succumbed.&nbsp; They prayed to the Omnipotent and,
+before they had risen from their knees, the azure heavens became
+obscured, the wind blew, the thunder roared, the lightning
+flashed and there was a great rain.&nbsp; The forty soldiers fell
+upon their faces, frightened nearly to death, and in the tempest
+onward came a venerable man, believed by all who saw him to be S.
+Andrea.&nbsp; This personage restored the youths; whereupon the
+rain ceased, the clouds dispersed, the heavens smiled again and
+the forty soldiers rose from the ground declaring that the God
+worshipped by their prisoners must be more powerful than they had
+supposed.</p>
+<p>In those days the usual road from Taormina to Lentini passed
+along by the seashore, but Captain Mercurio took the three
+brothers by an inland route passing through Trecastagni, perhaps
+because the road by the shore was encumbered with lava from an
+eruption of Etna which occurred in the year 251 or 252.&nbsp;
+When I came to this I thought of Diodorus Siculus and the second
+Punic war, but I repressed the suspicion that the compiler of the
+story was consciously borrowing a bit of local colour in order to
+get S. Alfio to Trecastagni in a picturesque manner.</p>
+<p>It was the end of August or the beginning of September in the
+year 252 when the three saints reached Trecastagni.&nbsp; Here
+they sat on a rock which diversified the uniformity of the
+landscape, partook of food and reposed.&nbsp; Exhilarated by a
+laughing sky of rarest beauty, the holy brethren unloosed their
+tongues and sang hymns of joy and praise to the Lord for that he
+had given them the strength and spirit to face their anticipated
+martyrdom.&nbsp; On the spot where they reposed now stands the
+parish church of Trecastagni.</p>
+<p>The three saints proceeded to Catania, where they passed an
+uncomfortable night singing hymns in an obscure prison, and at
+daybreak were taken on towards Lentini.&nbsp; The river Simeto
+was in flood owing to the recent abundant rain, which is perhaps
+a reference to the storm at <!-- page 247--><a
+name="page247"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 247</span>Mascali; as
+soon as the saints put their feet in the stream it shrank and
+they passed over.&nbsp; Eight of the soldiers attempted to follow
+in their footsteps, but a sudden rush of water engulfed them
+together with their horses; this danger caused the remaining
+thirty-two soldiers to stay where they were, and they patiently
+waited four days till they were fetched by their comrades who, I
+suppose, had got over the river and employed the time in drying
+their uniforms and recovering from their wetting, but at first I
+feared they had been drowned.</p>
+<p>Eight hundred paces to the north of Lentini the glorious
+brothers met a young man of the Jewish religion who had eaten
+nothing for a month.&nbsp; Captain Mercurio, having seen and been
+much touched by the portents performed by his prisoners during
+the journey, begged them to restore the youth.&nbsp; Immediately,
+with no assistance from anyone, the saints broke the ropes that
+bound them, prayed to heaven, approached the sufferer, infused
+new life into his exhausted frame and restored him to perfect
+health.&nbsp; The youth and his parents confessed their faith in
+the Nazarene, Captain Mercurio also declared himself converted
+and twenty of the soldiers, dismounting from their horses, threw
+their arms on the ground and prayed to be bound with chains since
+they now abhorred the false pagan gods and intended for the
+future to worship only the God of the three brothers.</p>
+<p>They entered Lentini on Wednesday the 3rd of September, 252,
+their hands bound behind them, their heads uncovered and their
+feet bare, presenting to the emotional crowd an appearance of
+great nobility.&nbsp; They were put in prison with the twenty
+converted soldiers, tortured and starved; but a venerable man
+girdled with grace and celestial light miraculously brought food
+to them, embraced them and blessed them, their wounds were
+healed, their strength was restored, their courage was
+reinforced.&nbsp; Their tortures were increased after this, and
+so it went on till the 10th of May, 253, when S. Alfio was killed
+by having his <!-- page 248--><a name="page248"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 248</span>tongue pulled out, S. Filiberto was
+burnt on a gridiron and S. Cirino was boiled in pitch and
+bitumen.</p>
+<p>Eight years later, in June, 261, Vitale in his retirement was
+cheered by a visit from Neofito and Aquila, who brought to him,
+as tokens of the martyrdom of his three sons, the mantle of
+Alfio, the girdle of Filiberto and the veil of Cirino, saturated
+with blood.</p>
+<p>The geographers write Trecastagne on the maps as though the
+village took its name from Three Chestnut Trees, but the learned
+say it should be Trecastagni&mdash;Tre Casti Agni, that is Three
+Chaste Lambs, after the three saints who rested on the site of
+the parish church.&nbsp; Their memory is perpetuated also at
+Mascali, Catania and Lentini.&nbsp; And they are adored at
+Aci-reale, Pedara and at other places on the eastern slopes,
+whence the faithful come to their shrine at Trecastagne on the
+10th of May.</p>
+<h3>CHAPTER XX<br />
+THE NAKED RUNNERS</h3>
+<p>One may see in the foregoing story of S. Alfio the foundation
+of some of the incidents painted on the carts, and perhaps the
+saints&rsquo; travelling bareheaded and barefooted is the origin
+of the people running so to Trecastagne, but I can find nothing
+in the book to support the belief that S. Alfio was a medical man
+or that he ever cured anyone of hernia.&nbsp; Nevertheless that
+he was a medical man, especially successful in treating hernia,
+is believed by everyone in and round Catania.&nbsp; Fortified by
+my book I ventured to doubt it and asked my friends in what
+university he took his diploma.&nbsp; They replied that I was
+confusing cause and effect; for in the beginning it was not the
+universities that made the doctors, it was the doctors that made
+the universities.</p>
+<p>I then pointed out that he could not even cure himself <!--
+page 249--><a name="page249"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+249</span>from the wounds made by the tortures; SS. Peter and
+Paul had to come to the Roman prison, S. Andrea had to be called
+in at Mascali and the old man girdled with grace and celestial
+light at Lentini.&nbsp; But they disposed of this by reminding me
+that medical men are notoriously powerless to cure
+themselves.</p>
+<p>Then I objected that a saint who was born in 230 and who died
+in 253 was too young to have got together anything of a
+practice.&nbsp; They replied that the carts show him exercising
+his profession.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where are these carts?&rdquo; I exclaimed.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If they are in Catania, let them be called and give their
+evidence in the usual manner.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we looked at all the carts we met that were not going too
+fast.&nbsp; On one of them Garibaldi was landing at Marsala and
+overcoming the Bourbons at Calatafimi; on another Cristoforo
+Colombo was receiving a bag of gold from Ferdinand and Isabella,
+who wanted to put an end to all this wearing delay about the
+discovery of America; on another Don Jos&eacute; was being made a
+fool of by Carmen in the wine-shop of Lillas Pastia; we saw the
+enthusiasm of the Crusaders on catching sight of Jerusalem;
+Otello was smothering Desdemona; we saw the Rape of the Sabines
+and somebody before the Soldan.&nbsp; But none of these pictures
+threw any light on S. Alfio.</p>
+<p>Peppino Di Gregorio said we must have patience.&nbsp; So we
+patiently turned down another street and saw King Ruggero
+dismissing the ambassadors: &ldquo;Return at once to your Lord
+and tell him that we Sicilians are not&mdash;&rdquo; something
+for which the artist had left so little room that it was
+illegible, but the noble attitude of King Ruggero conveyed the
+meaning: we saw Mazeppa bound to a white horse rushing through a
+rocky wood and frightening the lions and tigers; Etna was in
+eruption; banners were being blessed by the Pope; Musolino was
+tripping over that cursed wire and being taken by the
+carabinieri; Paolo and Francesca were abandoning the pursuit of
+<!-- page 250--><a name="page250"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+250</span>literature in favour of an eternity of
+torment&mdash;anything rather than go on reading in that
+book.&nbsp; Still there was nothing about S. Alfio.</p>
+<p>They then proposed a visit to the workshop of a man who earns
+his living by painting carts.&nbsp; We found him at work on the
+birth of Rinaldo who came into the world with his right hand
+closed.&nbsp; The doctors and nurses were standing round,
+wondering; they all tried but they could do nothing.&nbsp; After
+eight days the baby, yielding to the incessant caresses of his
+adorata mamma, opened his fist and lo! it contained a scrap of
+paper with his name&mdash;Rinaldo&mdash;written upon it.</p>
+<p>We begged the artist to show us a cart with the Life of S.
+Alfio, or the designs for such a life.&nbsp; And he could
+not.&nbsp; He said such carts were rare and he had no designs;
+when asked to paint the story of S. Alfio he does it out of his
+head, putting in anything that his patrons particularly
+order.&nbsp; We asked how old he makes the saints and he replied
+that his instructions usually are to make them about
+sixteen.&nbsp; So that the carts, if we could find them, would
+not be evidence of anything but the well-known habit of artists
+to flatter their sitters.&nbsp; Still I should have liked to see
+pictures of the young doctor, the young surgeon and the young
+chemist curing patients of hernia and being martyred for the
+faith.</p>
+<p>On the 9th of May in the evening we all went to the Teatro
+Machiavelli and, coming out a little before midnight, walked up
+the Via Stesicoro Etnea to the Piazza Cavour.&nbsp; The pavements
+were lined with people who had come to see the sight and the
+roadway was left for those who were going to Trecastagne.&nbsp;
+There were innumerable painted carts, some of them nearly as fine
+as Ricuzzu&rsquo;s birthday present; the horses and mules were so
+splendidly harnessed and so proud of themselves that Peppino Di
+Gregorio called them &ldquo;cavalli mafiosi&rdquo;; they were
+driving fast out of the city with coloured lights and
+fireworks.&nbsp; Every now and then came a naked man running in
+the road and carrying <!-- page 251--><a name="page251"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 251</span>a large wax candle.&nbsp; They speak
+of them as I Nudi, but they were not really naked; they wore
+white cotton drawers down to their knees, a broad red waist-band
+and a broad red scarf and some of them wore a flannel
+jersey.&nbsp; They were all bare-headed and bare-footed, or
+rather without boots, for they wore socks; this is enough to
+satisfy S. Alfio, who, being a doctor, does not insist on their
+taking needless risk.&nbsp; Nevertheless the socks must get torn
+to pieces before they are out of the town, and their feet must be
+bleeding long before they reach Trecastagne.&nbsp; Some of the
+so-called nudi, both men and women, were fully dressed except
+that they were without hats or boots.&nbsp; They all ran,
+occasionally they may rest by walking, but they may not dance and
+they may not stop and they may not greet their friends in the
+crowd except by shouting &ldquo;Con vera fede, Viva S.
+Alfio!&rdquo;&nbsp; Each of them carries his candle in his hand
+and it may cost five or ten francs, some cost as much as twenty
+francs.&nbsp; For days before the festa they go about Catania
+with trays collecting soldi from all they meet.&nbsp; But if one
+of them meets the doctor who attended him in the hospital, he is
+careful not to make the mistake of asking the doctor for a
+subscription.&nbsp; So they ran and shouted, and I said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;These are the carts that ought to have the story of S.
+Alfio.&nbsp; Couldn&rsquo;t we stop one and look at
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They recommended me not to try, it would block the stream of
+traffic and the people would not like it.&nbsp; So we sat in the
+piazza till about two in the morning and watched them
+passing.</p>
+<p>That was not all we were to see.&nbsp; In the afternoon of the
+10th of May everyone who was left in Catania went out towards
+Trecastagne to see the return of the people, who are said to be
+drunk after their religious devotions.&nbsp; In order to do this
+in comfort Peppino Di Gregorio had arranged that we should go to
+colazione with Giovanni Bianca, a friend of his who has a country
+house on the Slopes of Etna near the route, and afterwards we
+would go where we could <!-- page 252--><a
+name="page252"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 252</span>see the
+return of the devout.&nbsp; First, he said, we must go to the
+station and fetch Joe, because he was to come too.</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;With pleasure, but why go to the station?&nbsp;
+I thought Joe was employed in the municipio?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We shall find him keeping order among the coachmen in
+the station-yard,&rdquo; replied Peppino.</p>
+<p>And there he was in the uniform of a guardia municipale.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, Joe!&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;I thought you were
+writing at a desk all day in the Mansion House.&nbsp; I did not
+know you were a policeman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He replied that he was a guardia municipale, which is not
+exactly the same thing, and was going on to explain the
+difference between the carabinieri, the pubblica sicurezza, the
+guardia municipale, the guardia campestre and all the rest of it,
+when I interrupted him:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I shall never remember what you are telling me; I shall
+always think of you as a policeman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All right,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll be Joe
+the Policeman, and Ninu is a policeman too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can quite believe it,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;When we went to the lava you both treated me just as our
+policemen in London treat the old ladies and gentlemen who are
+afraid of the traffic; you helped me along and never let me fall
+down, and looked after me as though I had been given specially
+into your charge.&nbsp; London policemen are just like
+that&mdash;very kind and helpful.&nbsp; I know one of them in
+private life and he is a capital fellow.&nbsp; I made his
+acquaintance over my bicycle.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How was that?&rdquo; inquired Joe.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did you
+get run over and did he pick you up?&nbsp; What did I tell you
+about living on the slopes of volcanoes?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was not exactly that,&rdquo; I replied; &ldquo;it
+was because I wanted to avoid being run over that I gave my
+bicycle to a man to sell it for me when the motor-cars began to
+get on my nerves, and this policeman bought it.&nbsp; He did not
+give much for it, but if the value of his friendship is taken
+into the account I think I made rather a good bargain.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 253--><a name="page253"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+253</span>&ldquo;Tell me about him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, there&rsquo;s nothing to tell.&nbsp; He comes to
+see me sometimes, when he is free.&nbsp; We have tastes in
+common; for instance, we do not like knock-about brothers at a
+music-hall&mdash;they bore us.&nbsp; And then books; our tastes
+in literature, however, are less alike; but he is quite a
+reader.&nbsp; Once he had in his pocket The <i>Beauties of
+Nature</i>, by Sir John Lubbock&mdash;that was to improve his
+mind&mdash;and <i>Little Lord Fauntleroy</i>, which he was
+reading for pure enjoyment.&nbsp; I told him that I also had
+written a book and he wanted to read it, so I lent it to
+him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hope he appreciated it?&rdquo; inquired Joe
+sympathetically.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He was extremely polite about it.&nbsp; Next time I saw
+him he said: &lsquo;Well, I&rsquo;ve been reading your
+book&rsquo;; (he spoke with great deliberation) &lsquo;I can get
+on with it.&nbsp; Yes.&nbsp; It doesn&rsquo;t drag upon me.&nbsp;
+I don&rsquo;t feel it&rsquo;s time wasted.&nbsp; But, you know,
+if I ever do anything of that sort, I think it will be more in
+the style of Charlie Dickens.&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should not call that very polite of him, was
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am not so sure.&nbsp; We must distinguish.&nbsp; He
+was not thinking of the Dickens of <i>Pickwick</i> with all his
+beaux moments, he was thinking of that other Dickens of the
+<i>Christmas Books</i> with all his mauvais quarts
+d&rsquo;heure.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But have you two authors named Dickens in
+England?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then I saw that to my audience Dickens was as much a sealed
+book as Moli&egrave;re and that my literary policeman must be
+reserved until I can write <i>Diversions in London</i>.&nbsp; So
+I turned the conversation by telling Joe that Dickens is not an
+uncommon name in England and is a form of Riccardo, as Jones is a
+form of Giovanni.</p>
+<p>While talking we were on our way to Joe&rsquo;s house, where
+he changed from his uniform to his private clothes, and then we
+took the tram to Cibali.&nbsp; Here we bought provisions and
+carried them with us to the country house, which was not yet
+properly open for the summer.&nbsp; We had picked <!-- page
+254--><a name="page254"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 254</span>up
+our host, Giovanni Bianca, on the way, and he took us round and
+showed us the garden, which was full of flowers and fruit trees
+and vines; he showed us also the lava of 1669 which destroyed
+part of Catania.&nbsp; He gave me a piece of primeval lava from
+the bottom of the well which his father had dug, about 150 feet
+down.&nbsp; I inquired how old that lava would be.&nbsp; He was
+not sure, but it would be older than the Romans, older than the
+Greeks, older than the Sikels or the Sikans.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Say ten thousand years old,&rdquo; said Giovanni, and
+he said it without being in the least embarrassed, but then he is
+not a canonico and has not Moses hanging as a dead weight on
+him.&nbsp; He went on to say that he did not really know.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;The memory of man,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;works very
+imperfectly, and to understand these things one ought to study
+the science of geology.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the afternoon we went across country to a spot on the
+route, past which the people had already begun to come.&nbsp; I
+asked, what they had been doing at Trecastagne all night.&nbsp;
+They told me that the journey from Catania takes about three
+hours, more or less according to the ability of the runner, so
+that they begin to arrive somewhere about 3 a.m. and keep on
+arriving all the morning; and others come from other villages on
+the eastern slopes.&nbsp; Then they make a row till the church is
+opened and the nudi go in and light their candles before S.
+Alfio.&nbsp; Some of them go on their knees and lick the stone
+floor of the church all the way from the entrance to the altar,
+but this is being discouraged because it covers the floor with
+blood and is considered not to be hygienic.&nbsp; Perhaps it
+might also be well to prohibit the running with bare feet, for
+that must also make the floor in an unhygienic condition, to say
+nothing of the roads that lead to the village.&nbsp; Some take
+stones and beat their breasts, and they all shout continually
+&ldquo;Con buona fede, Viva S. Alfio!&rdquo;&nbsp; After Mass
+they dress and eat and drink.&nbsp; Some of them have carried
+their food on their backs, others have friends who have brought
+it in their carts, and the <!-- page 255--><a
+name="page255"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 255</span>food
+includes eels, which come from the Lake of Lentini; thus they
+enjoy the luxury of eating fish on the Slopes of Etna and
+moreover fish from the place of S. Alfio&rsquo;s martyrdom.&nbsp;
+At midday the car bearing the three saints is brought out into
+the street, but this, it seems, does not interest the nudi; they
+have run naked to the shrine, they have lighted their candles,
+they have performed their vow and are now free to enjoy
+themselves.&nbsp; Of course, those who suffer from hernia do not
+attempt to run until after they believe themselves to be cured of
+that complaint; but rheumatic patients are often much better
+after running to Trecastagne, the exertion has upon them an
+effect like that of a Turkish bath, but it knocks them up in
+other ways.</p>
+<p>By the afternoon, when it is time to return, what with the
+running, the walking, the driving, the fasting, the shouting, the
+religious exaltation, the want of sleep, the eating and drinking,
+the fireworks and the jollity of the festa, many of them are
+drunk.&nbsp; Joe says the festa is a continuation of some Bacchic
+festival, and this is more than likely, just as it is more than
+likely that the Bacchic festival was a continuation of some
+earlier one.&nbsp; He wants S. Alfio to be a transformation of
+Bacchus, just as Bacchus was a transformation of Dionysus and
+Dionysus of some earlier divinity, and so on back to him who
+first discovered wine, ages and ages before the vates sacer who
+immortalised Noah.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And how much do the people believe?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; replied Joe; &ldquo;who knows?&nbsp; And
+what is faith?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; I said;
+&ldquo;sometimes one thing and sometimes another.&nbsp; It is a
+difficult question.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then I remembered that he had asked me the same question, and
+I had made the same reply at Nicolosi six weeks before, and I
+also remembered something that had happened in between.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;The other day,&rdquo; I continued, &ldquo;I had to wait in
+the station at Messina, and I asked the porter who was helping me
+with my baggage whether he <!-- page 256--><a
+name="page256"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 256</span>had seen
+the comet.&nbsp; He replied, &lsquo;No, I have not seen the
+comet, and I shall not even look for it; I do not believe in the
+comet.&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, well, you know what he meant by that?&nbsp; He had
+heard that it was going to destroy the world, so he did not want
+to believe in it; he did not want it to exist; he was not going
+to encourage such a dangerous phenomenon by having anything to do
+with it.&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;ll leave you alone and I expect you
+to leave me alone.&rsquo;&ldquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes; I suppose he thought that if he removed his custom
+the comet would fail.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Precisely.&nbsp; But it is not quite that with S.
+Alfio; they want him to exist; they are afraid that if they
+don&rsquo;t believe in him, he will leave off performing miracles
+and will no longer cure them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;that they are
+dominated by the prepotenza of S. Alfio very much as the
+sulphur-miners are dominated by the prepotenza of their
+capo-mafioso.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;With this distinction,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;that
+the capo-mafioso has the power, and sometimes the will, to hurt
+them; it would require a struggle to destroy his prepotenza and
+there is the risk of failure.&nbsp; With S. Alfio, if they cared
+to be master in their own house, they have only got to leave off
+believing in him, there need be no struggle and there could be no
+risk.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You speak as though they could believe or leave off
+believing at will.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So they can, in the loose sense in which they use the
+word.&nbsp; They only go on believing because their vanity is
+involved&mdash;it flatters them to attribute the gift of miracles
+to a creature of their own imagination and, by being satisfied
+with very little and very poor evidence, they make things easy
+for S. Alfio.&nbsp; But they could not tell you this themselves,
+they are half asleep about it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;Of course they are half asleep about it, and
+all S. Alfio&rsquo;s interests are bound up in their remaining
+so.&nbsp; They are not only asleep, they are dreaming, as the Red
+<!-- page 257--><a name="page257"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+257</span>King dreamt of Alice.&nbsp; If they were to wake up S.
+Alfio would go out&mdash;bang!&mdash;just like a
+candle.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Alice and the Red King were as unknown to Joe as Poins or
+Moli&egrave;re or Dickens.&nbsp; I did my best to explain the
+allusion, but I doubt whether I succeeded, for when I had
+finished he only said that Tweedledum and Tweedledee had better
+not go about saying things like that, or their bishop would be
+warning them to be on their guard as he warned the Canonico
+Recupero.&nbsp; I must try whether he will understand better if I
+send him a copy of <i>Through the Looking-Glass</i> for his next
+onomastico.&nbsp; He told me something which makes me suspect
+that the people must have a dim feeling of how things really
+are.&nbsp; It seems that sometimes, though rarely, it pleases
+them to pretend to believe that their padrone has displeased
+them.&nbsp; Then they half wake up and depose him; but nothing
+comes of it, they only choose a new one or, after a short time,
+reinstate the old one.</p>
+<p>We went to a house on the route and sat on a balcony in the
+sunset and the drunken people pelted down-hill, smothered in the
+golden glory of the dust they raised, banging their tambourines,
+blowing their whistles, and singing that now the festa was over
+they must go home and work to pay the debts it had run them
+into.&nbsp; It was no more use to think of stopping them to see
+the pictures now than when they were going out; so I pigeon-holed
+what the carts say about S. Alfio with my poor mother&rsquo;s
+problem about what influence people who never go to church have
+over their servants.&nbsp; The cavalli mafiosi and the carts were
+stuck about with coloured feathers and festooned with bunches of
+garlic, with flowers, with lumps of lard, with little flags and
+ribbons, with garlands of caruba beans and with vetch.&nbsp; The
+flags, the ribbons, the flowers and the feathers were, I suppose,
+for gaiety and festa&mdash;pour faire la frime&mdash;but garlic
+has some magically beneficent properties; not only does it avert
+the evil eye, it is also a symbol of robust health, so that
+instead of replying to &ldquo;How do you do?&rdquo; by saying
+&ldquo;As right as <!-- page 258--><a name="page258"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 258</span>rain,&rdquo; they reply, &ldquo;As
+right as garlic.&rdquo;&nbsp; They believe that to put three
+crosses of garlic under the bed of a woman in child-birth will
+ensure a happy issue.&nbsp; There is something fortunate or
+healthy also about vetch and, no doubt, some special significance
+about lard and the beans of the carob.&nbsp; These beliefs are
+based lower than Giovanni Bianca&rsquo;s primeval lava, and I
+know no more about their origin than he does, but I suppose they
+are older than the Romans, older than the Greeks, older than the
+Sikels and the Sikans&mdash;probably much more than ten thousand
+or fourteen thousand years old.&nbsp; They spring from a soil
+which has become fertile by catching the dust of ages, tossed to
+and fro and carried about by every wind of doctrine, wherein
+generations of beliefs have grown up, flourished and
+decayed.&nbsp; There is no more fertilising manure for a
+struggling young faith than the rotting remains of a dead
+superstition.&nbsp; And the roots pierce down beneath the soil
+and shoot into the crevices of an intolerance more unyielding
+than buried lava.&nbsp; To understand these things, one ought to
+become a pupil of Professore Pitr&egrave;, and make a study of
+the science of demopsicologia, and even then one would only get
+glimpses of the more recent deposits of civilisation that lie
+crushed one under the other like the parallel surfaces of rich
+earth in the pit sunk near Jaci.</p>
+<p>Whatever the significance of the things they carried or the
+origin of their belief in them, the people in the carts kept
+flinging them to the boys in the road, who caught them and picked
+them up and carried them off to make their festa with them later
+on.&nbsp; They were all very lively, but no one seemed to me very
+drunk, not more drunk than the nudi were naked; there were
+drunken people among them, but not enough to make me feel sure
+that S. Alfio ought to be identified with Bacchus.&nbsp; One can
+see more drunkenness on Hampstead Heath on a Bank Holiday, but
+one does not hastily identify Saint Lubbock with Dionysus.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 261--><a name="page261"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 261</span>CATANIA</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XXI<br />
+HOLY WEEK</h3>
+<h4>PALM SUNDAY</h4>
+<p>Being in Catania for Holy Week I went to the cathedral on Palm
+Sunday.&nbsp; The archbishop in his yellow mitre, red inside
+because he is also a cardinal, accompanied by nine canons in
+white mitres and many priests and others, passed out of the
+church by a side exit and proceeded to the western entrance,
+which was closed against him.&nbsp; I heard him knock and
+listened to the chanted dialogue which he carried on with those
+inside.&nbsp; I saw the great doors thrown open and watched the
+procession enter and pass up the nave among crowds of people who
+waved palm-branches.</p>
+<p>After this I called at the Teatro Sicilia, the marionette
+theatre of Gregorio Grasso, and discovered that he was devoting
+all the week to the Story of the Passion and would begin that
+evening with the event which I had seen commemorated by the
+procession in the cathedral.&nbsp; Here was an opportunity to see
+something which I had often wished to see and about which I had
+talked with Achille Greco and his sons in their theatre at
+Palermo, where they also do the Passion in Holy Week, using a
+play in verse written by Filippo Orioles of which they have a MS.
+copy; but they have not performed it recently because it takes
+too much preparation.&nbsp; Orioles wrote his play for living
+actors, and it is laid out to get all the events into one
+performance instead of being a series of seven performances
+extending over a whole week as in Catania.</p>
+<p>Gregorio Grasso took me behind, where one of his assistants,
+Carmelo, showed me the preparations and told <!-- page 262--><a
+name="page262"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 262</span>me about
+the performance.&nbsp; The first scene was to be the meeting of
+the Sanhedrin and the beginning of the conspiracy of Annas and
+Caiaphas to destroy the Nazarene; this makes a firm foundation on
+which the rest of the drama is built.&nbsp; The second scene
+would be the departure of Christ with Mary; after that would come
+the Entry with Palms into Jerusalem, and the evening was to
+conclude with a cinematograph show.</p>
+<p>As a rule in this theatre the back scene is only about a third
+of the way down the stage, the figures appear in front of it and
+are manipulated by men who stand on a platform behind, leaning
+over a strong bar which runs along the top of the scene, their
+heads, shoulders and arms being concealed by a piece of scenery
+which falls just low enough.&nbsp; The entry into Jerusalem had
+been prepared behind this back scene; it was a set group
+representing Christ on the ass, surrounded by apostles carrying
+palms, and was to be disclosed by the removal of the back scene,
+the bar and the platform in front of which the meeting of the
+Sanhedrin would be shown.</p>
+<p>But I was not to witness the performance because Turiddu
+Balistrieri wanted me to go to the Teatro Giacinta Pezzana and
+see a special performance of <i>La Signora dalle Camelie</i> in
+which he and some of his family, who are all artists, were to
+take part.&nbsp; I could not go to both and chose Dumas because,
+in the first place, being Turiddu&rsquo;s compare it was my duty
+to support the family.&nbsp; In the second place I had seen the
+Entry with Palms at the duomo in the morning and had all the rest
+of the week free to see the marionettes do the rest of the
+story.&nbsp; So I went to the Teatro Pezzana in the
+evening.&nbsp; It is a small place, small enough to have been
+formerly used for marionettes, and was now being used by a
+Society of Lovers of the Drama.&nbsp; Turiddu was presiding over
+the box-office and had considered my requirements.&nbsp; He sent
+me in with his young brother Gennaro, who found me a place, and I
+saw a play which cannot be considered seriously except as an <!--
+page 263--><a name="page263"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+263</span>opportunity for the actress who undertakes the part of
+Margherita Gautier.&nbsp; On this occasion it was undertaken by
+Desdemona Balistrieri, Turiddu&rsquo;s sister, a girl of fifteen
+years and ten months, two years older than himself; I had never
+expected to see so young a Margherita Gautier.&nbsp; She gave a
+remarkable performance with nothing childish about it and
+nothing&mdash;but it would be unbecoming in me to praise the
+sister of my compare.&nbsp; Her grandmother, the old lady
+referred to in Chapter XVII (<i>ante</i>) who slept in the piazza
+after the earthquake, was Prudenza, and her mother, Signora
+Balistrieri, was Olimpia and appeared between the old generation
+and the young, joining and yet separating them.&nbsp;
+Turiddu&rsquo;s part was small; he was merely a page bringing a
+letter or a message.</p>
+<h4>MONDAY</h4>
+<p>In the afternoon I went to the Teatro Sicilia and found
+everything prepared for the evening.&nbsp; Christ and the
+apostles were sitting at the supper-table as in Leonardo&rsquo;s
+fresco in Milan; not that they were imitating Leonardo, the early
+mosaics and the miracle plays, influencing and
+counter-influencing one another, must have determined the
+composition of the representations of the Last Supper before
+Leonardo&rsquo;s time; he was not inventing, he was giving the
+people something they were accustomed to see and the marionettes
+were similarly following their own traditions.&nbsp; I do not
+think the apostles were all in their usual places, S. John was
+next to Christ, but Judas was at one end of the table&mdash;a
+terrible fellow with shaggy black hair falling over his
+face&mdash;and he had not spilt the salt.&nbsp; There was no salt
+for him to spill.&nbsp; Signor Greco told me that when they
+perform the Orioles play at Palermo, they use a horse-shoe table,
+Judas sits near one end and not only spills the salt, but behaves
+like a naughty child, putting his elbows on the table and
+throwing the plates on the floor so that they break.&nbsp; On the
+supper-table at Catania there <!-- page 264--><a
+name="page264"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 264</span>was a
+wooden model of a roasted lamb, with jointed neck and legs, lying
+on a dish.&nbsp; There were plates with lettuces cut up, bread
+and wine, oil and vinegar and oranges, all real.&nbsp; Each
+apostle had a glass and there was a metal chalice for
+Christ.&nbsp; I forget all the things that are on the table in
+the chapel of the Last Supper at Varallo-Sesia, but I remember
+they have ripe figs, which is a mistake, because figs do not
+become ripe till later in the year.&nbsp; Oranges are at their
+best in Sicily in the spring and lettuces are in season.&nbsp;
+The audience understand this and know that lettuces are
+appropriate for supper because they contain some narcotic, so
+that a raw lettuce is often eaten after dinner.&nbsp; The supper
+had been prepared in front of the back scene, and behind it,
+ready to be disclosed at the proper moment, was the garden
+wherein the capture of Christ was to take place.</p>
+<p>Soon after seven o&rsquo;clock in the evening I was sitting in
+my room at the albergo and saw a great light which I supposed
+might have something to do with the electric tram.&nbsp; After
+this I heard a roaring noise which I supposed might be occasioned
+by an explosive motor bicycle in the street.&nbsp; Then the glass
+in the window rattled for a considerable time, which I supposed
+might be due to a slight shock of earthquake.&nbsp; At about
+half-past eight I went to the Teatro Sicilia.&nbsp; Gregorio and
+his assistants were all outside, and received me with
+congratulations on my courage; I was the only one of their
+patrons bold enough to think of witnessing the performance, all
+the others had been too much frightened by the
+earthquake&mdash;if it had been an earthquake; and in about ten
+minutes we shut up the theatre and came away.&nbsp; I went to the
+Teatro Machiavelli to see what effect had been produced
+there.&nbsp; There was some anxiety about the phenomenon, but
+more, it seemed, as to whether enough people would come to make
+it worth while to have a performance.&nbsp; We were waiting for
+instructions when someone brought in a bolletino hastily prepared
+in a newspaper office with an account of the <!-- page 265--><a
+name="page265"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 265</span>avvenimento
+celeste.&nbsp; We sat round and listened while one of the actors
+read about the convulsion of nature, the trembling of the
+palaces, the flashes of flame at a great height in the sky, the
+terror of the inhabitants of Catania.&nbsp; Was the phenomenon of
+telluric origin&mdash;Etna or an earthquake?&nbsp; Was it of
+atmospheric origin&mdash;a thunderbolt or a waterspout?&nbsp; Or
+could it be a miracle in the dictionary sense of something
+contrary to the course of nature?&nbsp; No one knew.&nbsp;
+Gradually a sufficient number of the public overcame their fright
+and took places in the theatre; and thus I saw a play by Peppino
+Fazio called <i>I Delitti del Caporale</i> of which I have
+forgotten a great deal, but it contained one incident which I
+have not forgotten.</p>
+<p>There was a scene in the cottage of a brigand who lived with
+his sister, he was out and she was alone.&nbsp; A corporal of
+infantry entered and made infamous proposals which she rejected;
+a struggle followed and was ended by the man shooting the girl
+through the heart.&nbsp; Overcome by remorse and filled with
+respect for the dead, he reverently raised the corpse, laid it
+along the floor by the wall at the back of the cottage and
+covered it with a sheet.&nbsp; He placed an oil lamp on the floor
+so that the head, the breast, the hips, the knees and the toes
+caught the light, while shadows fell in the depressions
+between.&nbsp; He knelt in prayer and then crept from the solemn
+scene on which the curtain slowly descended.</p>
+<p>We were then transported to a country road outside the caserma
+of the carabinieri; they were carousing and plotting how to take
+the brigand.&nbsp; A countryman came and gave information on
+which they settled a plan of action and the scene ended, but it
+had occupied a good deal of time and had distracted the mind.</p>
+<p>The curtain rose again on the brigand&rsquo;s cottage.&nbsp;
+Nothing had been moved.&nbsp; Three carabinieri entered
+furtively, they noticed what was on the floor, lying by the wall,
+but did not disturb it, they had other business in hand and
+concealed themselves behind doors and furniture.&nbsp; There was
+<!-- page 266--><a name="page266"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+266</span>a pause and the house was very still.&nbsp; The brigand
+came home, noisily threw down his gun, clanked about the cottage
+in his great boots, took his knife and his pistols from his belt
+and banged them down on the table.&nbsp; As he turned he caught
+sight of the sheet covering something the form of which was
+emphasised by the oil lamp burning at its head.&nbsp; He did not
+speak, but surprise and alarm seized him and appeared in his face
+and in his attitude.&nbsp; He approached it, raised the sheet and
+with a yell of terror and grief fell on his knees by the corpse
+as he recognised his sister.&nbsp; The three carabinieri came
+from their hiding and took him.</p>
+<p>It was a typical drama for the Machiavelli.&nbsp;
+Notwithstanding the want of variety in their plots&mdash;and the
+title of one of their plays signifies as little as the title of a
+London pantomime&mdash;I have seldom passed an evening there
+without seeing some incident as striking as this return to the
+house of death.&nbsp; They know how to do these things with a
+simplicity and an apparent unconsciousness of the effect they are
+producing which bring with them a strange astonishment.</p>
+<p>This was not the corporal&rsquo;s only crime, but to clear up
+this one it may be added that the hand of the corpse clutched a
+button which, in the struggle, the girl had torn off the
+man&rsquo;s coat; this led to his identification, and in prison
+he met the brigand, who shot him and thus avenged the
+murder.&nbsp; I have seen happy endings that were more
+artificial.</p>
+<h4>TUESDAY</h4>
+<p>Compare Turiddu came early to inquire whether I was much
+alarmed by the disturbance and to tell me what had
+happened.&nbsp; A bolide had fallen into the Catanian
+sea&mdash;he took me to the port and showed me precisely
+where.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was near that ship,&rdquo; he said.</p>
+<p>The people had rushed to the cathedral to pray S. Agata <!--
+page 267--><a name="page267"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+267</span>to avert further harm.&nbsp; They also went to the
+Piazza S. Nicola hoping it might be large enough to hold them all
+in case there was an earthquake, for they were all thinking of
+Messina.&nbsp; The sailors, believing that what they saw fall
+into the sea was the moon, drew their boats up into safety.&nbsp;
+The sea did rise, but only eight centimetres, not so much as it
+would have risen if the moon had really fallen into it.&nbsp;
+When the newspapers came out I read more particulars: that a
+barber in the Via Lincoln had been so much frightened that he cut
+the throat of the customer he was shaving, fortunately, however,
+no damage was done as the wound was only skin-deep; that a woman
+ran naked into the Via Garibaldi, not having time in her fright
+to put any clothes on; that a waiter handing a dish to a lady in
+the Birraria Svizzera dropped it on her silk dress, which was
+ruined; and that a priest in the Quattro Canti was seen moving
+his arms like an electric fan and was heard to exclaim &ldquo;God
+save me!&rdquo;&nbsp; He did not say &ldquo;God save us&rdquo;
+because he was an egoist.</p>
+<p>It should be added that the article was written by Peppino
+Fazio, who confessed to me that though these things may have
+happened he did not see them.&nbsp; He found them in his
+imagination.&nbsp; It should perhaps be added further that he
+knows his public and is not afraid of being taken seriously.</p>
+<p>I also saw an account of an interview with Professor
+Ricc&ograve; of the Observatory, who stated that an aerolite had
+fallen out of the profundity of space and that it had not been
+ascertained where it had struck our planet.</p>
+<p>As no one had gone to the Teatro Sicilia on Monday the
+marionettes were thrown a day late and the programme arranged for
+the Monday was remanded to the Tuesday, like a festa.&nbsp; I
+half feared I might be prevented again from seeing it because
+some friends from England arrived in Catania for the night and I
+did not know whether they would care to go.&nbsp; They were,
+however, much interested when I made the proposal.&nbsp; We were
+rather late, and <!-- page 268--><a name="page268"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 268</span>missed the Last Supper, arriving
+just before the curtain rose on the garden.&nbsp; It was a
+beautiful scene.&nbsp; Christ was kneeling at a rock in the
+background, the disciples were sleeping in the foreground and the
+wings were hidden by branches of real trees.&nbsp; An angel
+descended with a cup from which the principal figure drank.&nbsp;
+When the angel had departed there was a pause&mdash;the lights
+changed and through the silence we heard the tramp, tramp of
+approaching people; soldiers came on preceded by Judas, who
+betrayed his Master with a kiss, Peter cut off Malchus&rsquo;s
+right ear, the Nazarene was taken and the curtain fell.</p>
+<h4>WEDNESDAY</h4>
+<p>Turiddu came in the morning and we conducted my friends round
+the town.&nbsp; We went to the shop where the old Swiss
+watchmaker sells the amber of which Brancaccia&rsquo;s necklace
+is made; we went to the market, where we ate a prickly pear, just
+to see what it was like, and the man politely refused payment
+because we were foreigners; in the market also we bought bergamot
+snuff-boxes; we then showed them the port, where they bought
+crockery, and the Villa Bellini, where they took photographs;
+after which we went back to the albergo, where we had
+luncheon.&nbsp; Then we accompanied them to the station and saw
+them off for Taormina.&nbsp; Turiddu was as pleased as anyone, he
+liked making the acquaintance of his compare&rsquo;s English
+friends and they thought him a delightful boy.&nbsp; Strictly
+speaking they were not English; the two ladies were Inglesi
+Americane, which Turiddu said he understood because his mother
+had acted in the Argentina and, though South America is not North
+America, it appeared pedantic to insist on the distinction.&nbsp;
+The two gentlemen, again, were really Inglesi Irlandesi, and here
+also we were in trouble because he mistook Irlandesi for Olandesi
+and thought they were what we should call Boers.</p>
+<p>After they had gone I went to the Teatro Sicilia to learn <!--
+page 269--><a name="page269"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+269</span>what I had missed by not seeing the Cena.&nbsp; Carmelo
+told me that when Christ has spoken the words &ldquo;This is my
+body&rdquo; he breaks the bread and gives each of the apostles a
+piece.&nbsp; Judas does not eat his piece, he steals it and
+leaves the room.&nbsp; In his absence Christ blesses the wine and
+gives the others to drink, he washes their feet and they go out
+to the Mount of Olives.&nbsp; This is followed by a scene of
+Judas coming to Annas and Caiaphas, showing his piece of bread
+and telling them that he had heard Christ speak blasphemy.&nbsp;
+Carmelo explained that the priests were Hebrews&mdash;there were
+Hebrews, he said, in those days, living in that country&mdash;and
+Hebrews believe that bread is the Body of God; therefore for a
+man&mdash;and they thought Christ was merely a man&mdash;to
+declare that the bread was his body amounted to blasphemy.&nbsp;
+This was evidence against the Nazarene; it carried the story on a
+step and the plotting priests prepared everything for the
+betrayal and capture of Christ&mdash;the final scene which we
+saw.</p>
+<p>I did not know, or had forgotten, that Hebrews were so
+particular about bread, but Carmelo assured me that they never
+throw bread away, and if they find a piece on the floor they pick
+it up and put it in a hole in the wall and keep it.&nbsp; It may
+be eaten, but may never be otherwise destroyed.&nbsp; I thought
+of Ruskin telling his readers in <i>The Elements of Drawing</i>
+that stale crumb of bread is better than india-rubber to rub out
+their mistakes, but &ldquo;it crumbles about the room and makes a
+mess; and besides, you waste the good bread, which is wrong; and
+your drawing will not for a long while be worth the crumbs.&nbsp;
+So use india-rubber very lightly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you a Christian?&rdquo; asked Carmelo suddenly.</p>
+<p>I was not embarrassed.&nbsp; A few days before, when one of
+the priests at Tindaro asked me the same question, I replied that
+I had been baptised into the Christian faith soon after
+birth.&nbsp; The priest said that between the two Churches of
+Rome and England there were unfortunate differences as to the
+mysteries but I need not concern <!-- page 270--><a
+name="page270"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 270</span>myself with
+them.&nbsp; &ldquo;Nature does not believe in the
+mysteries,&rdquo; said my priest, who was a most friendly person,
+and as I had been baptised, if I lived a good life, and he was
+politely certain I did, then I was a Christian.&nbsp; So I
+considered myself justified in answering Carmelo&rsquo;s question
+in the affirmative.</p>
+<p>In the evening I returned to the Teatro Sicilia; Carmelo put
+me into a good place and this time I saw the whole
+performance.&nbsp; The Nazarene was taken before Annas, Caiaphas,
+Pilate and Herod.&nbsp; The priests taxed him with being a
+magician.&nbsp; Herod proposed that he should perform a miracle
+if he could, but Christ was silent and did nothing.&nbsp; Herod
+therefore concluded that the priests were wrong and that Christ
+must be mad.&nbsp; He directed that he should be clothed in white
+and taken back to Pilate, and this was done.</p>
+<p>We were then in the house of the Madonna, and S. John came and
+told her and the other Maries all that had happened to her
+son.&nbsp; Each of the holy women carried a handkerchief and the
+lamentation became monotonous.</p>
+<p>Judas had received the thirty pieces of silver and began his
+remorse by taking them, in a red purse, back to the priests, who
+scoffed at him and turned him out.&nbsp; His rage and despair
+were extreme and gave the audience an opportunity to relieve
+their feelings by laughing.</p>
+<p>Before the last scene Gregorio in his ordinary clothes came on
+and told the audience the programme for the next day.&nbsp; He
+also apologised for presenting the Passion with marionettes, he
+usually performs it with living actors, he himself being the
+Nazarene.&nbsp; This year, however, he did not feel strong enough
+to undertake the part or to get all the other actors together;
+and he appealed to our consideration and begged us to accept
+marionettes.</p>
+<p>In the days when Giovanni Grasso acted in his own Machiavelli
+theatre, before he went on tour and acquired his world-wide
+reputation, they used to do the Passion there also, and he was
+Judas.&nbsp; Sometimes he doubled his <!-- page 271--><a
+name="page271"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 271</span>part and
+did Annas as well, or Pilate or the good centurion, making any
+necessary alterations in those places where his two characters
+ought to have appeared together.&nbsp; It would be a great thing
+to see Giovanni as Judas, but I suppose he will never do it
+again.</p>
+<p>I noticed that all the figures had been newly dressed and
+painted for the occasion and the pupils of their eyes were
+freshly varnished to catch the light.&nbsp; About the soldiers
+there was still some reminiscence of paladins, but the principal
+characters had been prepared with due regard to the works of the
+great masters&mdash;though here again I suppose they were really
+following the traditions of the theatre as preserved by the
+pictures.&nbsp; The figures gained by hiding their legs, but
+Joseph of Arimath&aelig;a and Nicodemus had not this
+advantage.&nbsp; They were princes and were like Shakespearean
+young men of the brilliant water-fly type, such as Osric.&nbsp;
+Misandro was also a prince.&nbsp; He was a swaggerer and behaved
+as badly as any paladin, but he was not a buffo.&nbsp; When they
+do the Nativit&agrave; at Christmas a buffo is permitted, he
+accompanies the Shepherds as their servant, and I should like to
+see him.&nbsp; Misandro was all in golden armour, as fine a
+figure as one could expect a Prince of Jud&aelig;a to be.&nbsp;
+He had a contrast in Claudio Cornelio the good centurion.&nbsp;
+Claudio was left alone with Christ and confessed his faith, while
+a bright light from the cinematograph box illuminated the stage
+as though to signify that if we believe, all will become
+clear.&nbsp; The most successful of the figures was Pilate.&nbsp;
+He was in black with a red sash and his robes fell in folds of
+great dignity.</p>
+<p>The words were all declaimed either from memory or extempore,
+and there were several speakers.&nbsp; The one who had most to do
+did it with a great deal of energy, especially as Judas and
+Misandro.&nbsp; Gregorio spoke for Christ and a woman spoke for
+the women and the angels.</p>
+<p>The Christ was of course a failure, in art all Christs are
+failures, even the Christ in the chapels at Varallo-Sesia, even
+the Christ in the pictures by the masters.&nbsp; The Child <!--
+page 272--><a name="page272"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+272</span>Christ may be a success, at least we can sometimes
+fancy that that baby might become the Saviour of the World, he
+reminds us of those babies we have all seen in real life with a
+look in their eyes as though they had solved the riddle of the
+universe.&nbsp; But the Man Christ does not convince; we only
+tolerate him because we have been brought up to acquiesce in the
+convention.&nbsp; The Christs of pictures and statues are not,
+however, such failures as the Christ at Ober-Ammergau; by keeping
+still and not trying to appear so real they leave more to the
+imagination.&nbsp; If all these fail how can a marionette be
+expected to succeed?&nbsp; Hiding its legs when it moves is not
+enough.&nbsp; Gregorio knew he was attempting the impossible and
+did his best to save the figure from being worse than it might
+have been, but the result was rather as though it were all the
+time apologising for having undertaken the part.&nbsp; He made it
+move very little and very slowly, so slowly that the action of
+the drama was interrupted.&nbsp; He allowed it no gestures,
+except an occasional raising of the hand.&nbsp; He spoke for it
+only the few words given to Christ in the gospels.&nbsp; When it
+caused a miracle, there came a great light, as when the good
+centurion confessed his faith, and there was music.&nbsp; When it
+entered, the drum beat a Saracen rhythm and there was music
+again.&nbsp; By these means the figure was detached from the
+others and appeared as though belonging to another world.&nbsp;
+When the marionettes do the Orioles play at Palermo, Christ
+speaks much more than the words from the gospels and is treated
+more like one of the other characters, at least nothing is done
+to suggest that they are giving the Passion with the part of
+Christ as nearly omitted as possible.</p>
+<p>The music at Catania was faint and scrappy.&nbsp;
+Gounod&rsquo;s <i>Meditation on Bach&rsquo;s First Prelude</i>
+occurred frequently, but it seldom got beyond the first ten or
+twelve bars, sometimes not beyond the second or third.&nbsp; And
+there were similar short references to some of the more
+sentimental melodies of Bellini and Verdi.&nbsp; It was not
+intended to distract the <!-- page 273--><a
+name="page273"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 273</span>attention;
+it was rather to provide an unobtrusive background for the ear
+against which the voice spoke, as the scenery was a background
+for the eye against which the figures moved.</p>
+<h4>THURSDAY</h4>
+<p>This was the day for visiting the sepulchres in the
+churches.&nbsp; Turiddu took me to the cathedral, and we saw a
+procession moving slowly down the nave.&nbsp; It turned up one of
+the aisles and entered a sepulchre which had been prepared,
+passing between a double file of dismal creatures entirely
+shrouded in white except for two eye-holes, like those ghouls
+that issued stealthily from charnel-houses in German fairy tales,
+and used to pursue me in dreams when I was a boy.&nbsp; One by
+one the lights on the altar were extinguished, Phrygian cadences
+dropped inconclusively from the choir above, the archbishop came
+out of the sepulchre and the hooded ghosts crept with him.&nbsp;
+A Dominican occupied the pulpit and began a sermon, but as we
+could not get near enough to hear what he said, we came
+away.&nbsp; Turiddu afterwards took me to visit a few more
+sepulchres, and it was a gloomy business.</p>
+<p>In the evening, at the Teatro Sicilia, the curtain rose on
+Christ bound to the column, and there were two Turks armed with
+scourges.&nbsp; They did not actually scourge him, it was enough
+that they told Misandro they had executed their orders.&nbsp;
+Peter denied his master and the cock crew thrice.&nbsp; While
+Judas was continuing his remorse, Peter appeared to him, and,
+confessing his sin of denying Christ, proposed to expiate it by
+throwing himself into a well; he tempted Judas to follow his
+example and preceded him to show the way.&nbsp; But we saw that
+it was not really Peter, it was a devil.&nbsp; Judas was about to
+follow the devil when an angel appeared and stopped him.&nbsp; He
+was to die a different death, and not yet.</p>
+<p>A tearful scene between mother and son came next; I <!-- page
+274--><a name="page274"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+274</span>did not care for it, but the dream of Claudia, the wife
+of Pilate, was, as Carmelo said, &ldquo;una visione
+tremenda.&rdquo;&nbsp; In a dress of scarlet satin trimmed with
+gold and lace, she sat in an arm-chair in a garden and went to
+sleep.&nbsp; Christ appeared to her.&nbsp; She spoke to him, but
+he did not reply, and as she woke he vanished.&nbsp; She slept
+again, and Annas appeared to her in red fire, threatening her if
+she yielded to the emotions which the vision of the Man of
+Sorrows had raised in her heart.&nbsp; She woke in dismay as he
+vanished.&nbsp; She slept again, and saw Pilate in hell
+surrounded by devils.&nbsp; She woke in fright.&nbsp; She slept
+again, and a devil appeared and talked to her, justifying
+Pilate.&nbsp; S. Michele came and killed the devil.</p>
+<h4>GOOD FRIDAY</h4>
+<p>The Machiavelli was closed.&nbsp; At the Sicilia the
+performance began with the trial of Christ.&nbsp; Pilate sat in
+the middle with Joseph of Arimath&aelig;a and Nicodemus on his
+right, Caiaphas, Annas, and Misandro on his left.&nbsp; Beyond
+Nicodemus was the Nazarene in a red cloak holding a reed and
+crowned with thorns; and beyond Misandro was Barabbas.&nbsp;
+Pilate made the opening speech.&nbsp; Caiaphas then spoke for the
+prosecution; the question in debate was whether Christ was the
+Son of God, and he accused Christ of being a deceiver.&nbsp;
+Nicodemus followed for the defence.&nbsp; Then Annas for the
+prosecution.&nbsp; He said: &ldquo;The voice of God is the voice
+of the people.&rdquo;&nbsp; He was followed by Joseph, who
+maintained that the wonders performed by Christ were not done by
+magic, they were miracles; that is he was not a magician, he was
+the Son of God.&nbsp; Misandro spoke last.</p>
+<p>Here a messenger arrived from Claudia telling her dream and
+begging Pilate to go to her.&nbsp; The Court rose and Pilate went
+home to comfort his wife, while the others talked among
+themselves just as barristers do in the Royal Courts of Justice
+in the Strand when the sitting is suspended.</p>
+<p><!-- page 275--><a name="page275"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+275</span>Pilate returned and took his seat.&nbsp; He proposed to
+liberate Christ and to sacrifice Barabbas.&nbsp; He presented
+Christ to the people, saying:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ecce Homo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And the crowd shouted: &ldquo;Not this man, but
+Barabbas.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Pilate ironically congratulated them:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are right, O ignorant People!&rdquo; and, telling
+Barabbas to go and thieve again, he liberated him.</p>
+<p>Then the false witnesses came.&nbsp; One was a soldier, the
+other a Turk.&nbsp; They took the oath to speak the truth and
+nothing but the truth.&nbsp; They were both of them stupid and
+comic, confused and contradictory, and made the audience laugh,
+and when one of them admitted that he had been bribed, Annas in
+his rage gobbled like a turkey.</p>
+<p>Pilate closed the debate and washed his hands in a basin held
+by a servant.&nbsp; Then he wrote the sentence and made Misandro
+read it.&nbsp; The trial lasted a whole hour, the intention
+being, I suppose, to reproduce that tediousness which is so
+characteristic of real trials.</p>
+<p>In the next scene Judas continued his remorse and
+Peter&mdash;it was really Peter this time&mdash;came and
+counselled him to ask pardon of Jesus, but he would not
+listen.</p>
+<p>Then came the journey to Calvary and the meeting with the
+Daughters of Jerusalem and S. Veronica, Misandro ill-treating the
+women and Claudio Cornelio protecting them.</p>
+<p>The last scene was the Crucifixion.&nbsp; The thieves were in
+place.&nbsp; At the back was the Cross lying on the ground.&nbsp;
+The figure of Christ was nailed to it by a Turk with a hammer;
+the Cross was raised; Misandro approved; the Turk gave the
+sponge; Misandro reviled Christ, saying: &ldquo;Thou that
+destroyest the temple of God and buildest it in three days, save
+thyself&rdquo;; Christ and the thieves held their dialogue; the
+Madonna and S. John stood at the foot of the Cross while Christ
+spoke the sentences and inclined his head.&nbsp; Then there was
+the earthquake, and we saw the souls in purgatory surrounding the
+Cross and heard them welcoming their Lord.</p>
+<h4><!-- page 276--><a name="page276"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 276</span>SATURDAY</h4>
+<p>Compare Turiddu came early and we went to the duomo to see the
+Gloria.&nbsp; The church was full and he told me to be careful
+about my watch and my money because&mdash;&ldquo;picketi
+pocketi&rdquo;; and then he asked me whether I understood those
+two words which his mother had brought back from one of her
+tours.</p>
+<p>His Eminence, the Cardinal Archbishop, was conducting a
+service in a side chapel&mdash;blessing the baptismal water, or
+the font, or both, or perhaps doing something else, for Turiddu
+is not such an authority on ecclesiastical matters as Carmelo is
+on matters theatrical.&nbsp; He knows more than I do, however; it
+was he who made me go to see the Gloria on the Saturday, without
+him I should have missed it by waiting till the Sunday.&nbsp; The
+western doors were thrown open and we looked through into the
+sunshine and up to the arch that stands at the top of the Via
+Garibaldi.&nbsp; The archbishop finished his service and returned
+through the congregation to the space within the rails of the
+principal altar.&nbsp; Behind him as he stood and concealing the
+altar and the east end of the church hung a curtain from the roof
+to the floor.&nbsp; There was chanting and movement among the
+priests; they continually kept going and coming, disappearing
+into the secret place behind the great curtain and reappearing;
+they were preparing the mystery.&nbsp; Presently the curtain
+shook and the congregation understood.&nbsp; The suppressed
+excitement grew and a murmuring began, caused, I suppose, by
+everyone telling everyone else, as Turiddu told me, that the
+curtain was about to fall.&nbsp; Another instant&mdash;and its
+fall revealed the Gloria.</p>
+<p>Above the altar was a tomb and above the tomb was the figure
+of the risen Christ triumphing over death; in his left hand he
+held a banner and, with his right, he blessed the people.&nbsp;
+There were lights, and sudden music from the organ and from the
+choir; the deafening bells clanged and, through the great open
+doors, we heard the sound of <!-- page 277--><a
+name="page277"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 277</span>revolvers
+being shot off into the air and of fireworks being exploded.</p>
+<p>Turiddu could not see over the heads of the people; I lifted
+him up, he looked at the Gloria and turning himself round in my
+arms kissed me as he said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Buona Pasqua, Compare.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Everyone was saying &ldquo;Buona Pasqua&rdquo; to everyone
+else, everyone standing near a friend or a relation was
+exchanging kisses with him or her as a sign of goodwill; many
+were weeping for joy, and those who had been quarrelling became
+reconciled, forgiving one another their offences and entering
+upon a new life, vowing that, with the help of their Heavenly
+Father, who had revealed to them the Mystery of the Resurrection,
+they would from this day avoid all further disputes even though,
+in order to perform the vow, it should be necessary to avoid one
+another&rsquo;s company.&nbsp; This is not imaginative writing,
+like Peppino Fazio&rsquo;s account of the effect of the bolide,
+it is what I saw&mdash;the effect of the Gloria.</p>
+<p>And the spirit of the Gloria floated down the nave and through
+the open doors and out into the piazza, where the elephant of
+lava stands over the fountain.&nbsp; It passed up the Via
+Garibaldi, down the Corso, along the Stesicoro Etnea, it spread
+itself through the city and became identified with the morning
+sunshine.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Come along,&rdquo; said Turiddu, &ldquo;let&rsquo;s go
+and buy a paschal lamb for mother.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We followed the Gloria into the piazza among the fireworks and
+the revolvers.</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;What about the plates, Turiddu?&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t the people throw the crockery out of window in their
+joy?&nbsp; We must be careful.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He replied that they only do that in the poorer parts of the
+town, and they always look first to make sure that no one is
+passing.&nbsp; But we had better be careful, all the same,
+because the revolvers are loaded and the squibs are
+dangerous.</p>
+<p><!-- page 278--><a name="page278"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+278</span>He took me past the municipio, where the band was
+playing, and we came to a sweet-shop, where paschal lambs made of
+almond paste and sugar were flocking together on all the tables
+and shelves.&nbsp; They were not like the one at the Last Supper,
+they were in their fleeces and were standing or lying among
+candied fruits and tufts of dried grass that had been
+artificially dyed unlikely colours.&nbsp; Turiddu chose one, and
+I sent him off home with it as an Easter offering of goodwill to
+his mother.</p>
+<p>Peppino Fazio was standing at a kiosk near the Quattro Canti
+with two young cousins, buying button-holes of violas; he gave me
+the one he had intended for himself.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wear this,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;it is the
+primavera.&nbsp; Proserpine has risen from the underworld, she
+has returned to Enna and is scattering flowers again.&nbsp; Stay;
+let us exchange; I will take another bunch and you shall pay the
+man for it one soldo.&nbsp; Buona Pasqua.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we exchanged bunches.&nbsp; &ldquo;Wear this,&rdquo; I
+said, echoing his words, &ldquo;it is the primavera; the time for
+visiting sepulchres is over.&nbsp; Proserpine has sent these
+flowers down from Castrogiovanni by the morning train.&nbsp;
+Buona Pasqua.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the next piazza, in the shadow of the statue of Bellini,
+was one of the men from the Teatro Machiavelli; he had brought
+out his dog and talked of going a-birding, he hoped it was not
+too early for quail, he had already seen ripe strawberries in the
+market.&nbsp; Buona Pasqua.</p>
+<p>Then I came upon Joe, the Policeman, keeping order in the
+street.</p>
+<p>He said: &ldquo;Buona Pasqua.&nbsp; You are very good-looking
+this morning.&rdquo;&nbsp; He meant I was looking very well, but
+he will be so English.</p>
+<p>I replied: &ldquo;Buona Pasqua.&nbsp; But, my dear Joe, you
+ought not to be wearing flowers in uniform, ought you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is the primavera,&rdquo; he said.&nbsp; He also told
+me that the revolvers and the squibs and the plates had not done
+<!-- page 279--><a name="page279"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+279</span>much damage this year&mdash;perhaps ten or a dozen
+accidents, but none fatal, so far as was yet known.</p>
+<p>I went along the Via Stesicoro, not considering my steps
+because I was looking up the street, wondering how long the
+Gloria would take to melt the snow on Etna, and I stumbled across
+Carmelo.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Buona Pasqua, Carmelo, and have you been to church this
+morning?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>No, he had been to the port with his friends to see the
+steamer in which they were to go to Naples; there they would
+change into another steamer and be taken to the States.&nbsp;
+They had begged, borrowed, stolen, or, it may be, possibly even
+earned enough soldi to begin their new life upon another soil and
+under other skies in a new world.&nbsp; Buona Pasqua.</p>
+<p>I returned to the albergo and found that Turiddu had been and
+had left for me a characteristic Sicilian cake&mdash;a ring of
+bread on one side of which, half embedded in the pasta, were four
+new-laid eggs.&nbsp; This was accompanied by a note from his
+mother begging me to accept it as her Easter offering of
+goodwill.&nbsp; She was telling me more than that the hens had
+begun to lay again.&nbsp; She was reminding me of how I had seen
+her at the Teatro Pessana as the link between her mother and her
+children, joining them and separating them like a passage of
+modulation.&nbsp; I understood her to mean that for the future I
+was to see an egg as a transitional something between the hen
+that laid it and the chicken that will burst from its shell, as a
+secret place of repose where the one is transmuted into the
+other, as a sacred temple wherein is prepared a mystery of
+resurrection.&nbsp; Mothers know some things that cannot be told
+except in symbolism, and not very clearly then, symbols being as
+perplexing as unresolved diminished sevenths which may be
+understood in many different senses.&nbsp; I read the riddle of
+the eggs in the sense suggested by the context of the Gloria, and
+I think I read it aright, for in Catania on that Easter morning
+we were all of one mind, we were all <!-- page 280--><a
+name="page280"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 280</span>breathing
+the Gloria, we were all filled with the spirit of the new life,
+the spirit that animated also our far-away English monk as he sat
+in his Berkshire cell making music for</p>
+<blockquote><p>Summer is icumen in,<br />
+Lhude sing cuccu.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In the evening I went to the Machiavelli.&nbsp; The theatre
+had been taken by a young amateur who carries on a business of
+forwarding oranges and other fruit.&nbsp; He gave a performance
+of one of Giovanni Grasso&rsquo;s plays, <i>Feudalismo</i>, part
+of which I was obliged to see because in the second act there is
+a song sung behind, and Turiddu had been asked to sing it; on
+such a day the claims of the family were stronger even than on
+Palm Sunday.&nbsp; His voice has not yet broken, but if it turns
+out to be as good for a man as it is now for a boy, he ought to
+do well with it.&nbsp; I must not continue&mdash;it would be more
+unbecoming in me to praise my compare for his singing than to
+praise his sister for her acting.</p>
+<p>After the song in <i>Feudalismo</i> there was time also for
+the second representation at the Teatro Sicilia.&nbsp; The
+performance began with the wounding of Christ.&nbsp; Then Annas
+and Caiaphas discussed the question of whether, after all, they
+might not have made a mistake in treating Christ as a
+magician.&nbsp; They had been alarmed by the earthquake, the
+atmospheric disturbances and the rising of the dead from their
+graves.&nbsp; Could these phenomena signify that he was the Son
+of God?&nbsp; And something else troubled them; on consideration
+they did not like the wording of Pilate&rsquo;s sentence.&nbsp;
+They went to his palace, but Pilate was not disposed to listen to
+their objections.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What I have written I have written,&rdquo; said
+Pilate.</p>
+<p>They had brought the sentence with them and pointed out to him
+that he had condemned &ldquo;il Re dei Giudei&rdquo; the King of
+the Jews and, inasmuch as condemning a king is a serious step and
+might get him into trouble, <!-- page 281--><a
+name="page281"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 281</span>suggested
+that for his own safety he should add the letter &ldquo;o&rdquo;
+to the word &ldquo;Re.&rdquo;&nbsp; This would make it that he
+had condemned &ldquo;Il Reo dei Giudei,&rdquo; the Criminal of
+the Jews.&nbsp; Pilate was persuaded and agreed to add the
+letter.&nbsp; He went away and fetched his pen, which looked like
+a feather from the tail of a hawk, and Annas held the paper; but
+Pilate&rsquo;s pen refused to write, it was wafted from his hand
+by a power stronger than his, it hung in the air before their
+eyes and fluttered away to heaven.</p>
+<p>This miracle was accompanied by music; and, if I had been
+consulted, I should not have advised the <i>Marcia Reale
+Italiana</i>, because that composition, on account of its
+inherent frivolity, has always seemed to me unfit for the
+accompaniment of any manifestation of power.&nbsp; To despise
+Bellini because he is not Schubert would be to adopt the attitude
+of the buffo&rsquo;s critic who escaped from Paris in the
+teatrino at Palermo; nevertheless the countrymen of Schubert have
+known how to appear before the world clothed in the solemn
+splendour of Haydn&rsquo;s majestic Hymn to the Emperor, while
+the Italians come mountebanking along in an ill-fitting,
+machine-made suit of second-hand flourishes, as though that were
+the best they could lay their hands on.&nbsp; They have not done
+themselves justice.&nbsp; But this is not the place for a
+digression; before returning to Pilate and his visitors, however,
+let me say distinctly that the music was the Italian <i>Marcia
+Reale</i> played, not as the other scraps were played, but with a
+loud and jaunty heartlessness as though the miraculous pen were
+jeering at the priests:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There! you didn&rsquo;t expect that; now, did
+you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Joseph and Nicodemus also came to Pilate begging the body of
+Jesus.&nbsp; The priests objected, for they had not forgotten the
+prophecy about building the Temple of God in three days, and they
+feared trickery.&nbsp; Pilate compromised, granting the request
+but setting a guard.</p>
+<p>Next we saw the Descent from the Cross, effected by Joseph and
+Nicodemus; and while the body lay on a <!-- page 282--><a
+name="page282"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 282</span>couch, a
+melancholy Miserere was sung behind.&nbsp; The Entombment
+followed, the Madonna in black lamenting and weeping.</p>
+<p>The last scene was in a wood, where Judas came to finish his
+remorse.&nbsp; He refused all comfort and all the benevolent
+suggestions of the angels who visited him.&nbsp; They told him
+that God is ever willing to pardon the sinner who sincerely
+repents and freely confesses his sin.&nbsp; It is with God always
+as it is with men at the season of the Gloria.&nbsp; But the
+wretched Judas could not think of repentance and confession; his
+cowardly soul was not torn by sorrow for past sin, it was
+paralysed by fear of future punishment; or we may have been
+intended to understand that the road to perdition lies through
+madness.&nbsp; He spoke three sentences, and the last word of
+each was echoed by a diabolical voice and then appeared written
+in letters of blood and
+fire:&mdash;Giuda:&mdash;Dio:&mdash;Stesso.&nbsp; These words
+made a sentence by themselves and signified: &ldquo;<i>Judas</i>
+is against <i>God</i> and against <i>Himself</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Faith, Hope, and Charity appeared to him separately; he would
+have nothing to do with any of them and they all deserted
+him.&nbsp; A devil approached and Judas trembled, knowing his
+time had come.&nbsp; He went and fetched a rope, and with the
+devil&rsquo;s help accomplished his fatal destiny by hanging
+himself to one of the trees of the wood, and as his wicked soul
+came out of his mouth the devil greedily snatched it away and
+carried it down to be eternally tormented in hell.&nbsp; It was
+like an untidy black hen.</p>
+<h4>EASTER DAY</h4>
+<p>I had to go into the country for the night, and so was obliged
+to miss the Resurrection as presented by the marionettes.&nbsp; I
+did not, however, much mind, because I had seen the Gloria in the
+cathedral, where the Christ over the altar was modelled much
+better than any figure in the theatre.&nbsp; Besides, I called on
+Gregorio in the course of the <!-- page 283--><a
+name="page283"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 283</span>day and had
+a talk with him and his son, Angiolino, who told me what is done
+on the last evening of the drama, and showed me the
+preparations.&nbsp; The first scene, representing the tomb, was
+nearly ready.&nbsp; After the curtain rises there is an
+earthquake, and Misandro comes to see whether the watching
+soldiers are doing their duty; he finds them asleep and wakes
+them.&nbsp; This is repeated, and the third time Misandro sees
+the tomb open with a loud noise and a bright
+light&mdash;&ldquo;like the bolide,&rdquo; said Angiolino.&nbsp;
+Christ rises, and Misandro, seeing the actual Resurrection, is
+convinced that Christ is the Son of God and not a magician; he
+goes to spend the rest of his life preaching the gospel among the
+heathen.&nbsp; I did not ask what music accompanies the miracle
+of the Resurrection; I confess I was afraid to do so after what I
+had heard accompanying the flight of the pen.&nbsp; If I had been
+consulted here I should have advised silence to suggest that no
+music could be found suitable for the tremendous mystery that was
+being accomplished.&nbsp; But I do not think such advice would
+have been accepted.</p>
+<p>Then Herod is ill and commands Pilate to send Jesus to cure
+him.&nbsp; Pilate commands the priests to produce Jesus,
+reminding them that he had washed his hands; but each of the
+priests accuses the other of being responsible, and so they enter
+upon their eternal punishment of mutual recrimination.</p>
+<p>Christ appears to the Magdalene, to Luke, to Matthew and to a
+contadino.&nbsp; He takes two of them to a tavern, where he
+breaks bread and vanishes.&nbsp; So they recognise him and go to
+tell the good news to the Madonna and the other holy women.&nbsp;
+Doubting Thomas is convinced.&nbsp; Jesus breathes the Holy
+Spirit upon them and they receive the gift of tongues.&nbsp; The
+last scene is the Ascension, and Christ as he is received into
+heaven speaks words of comfort to his mother, telling her it will
+not be long before she joins him.</p>
+<p>The marionettes were behindhand with their Gloria, because the
+bolide having transferred Monday&rsquo;s programme <!-- page
+284--><a name="page284"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 284</span>to
+Tuesday had syncopated the succeeding performances into
+counterpoint of the fourth order, and everything that happened
+after that was one beat late.&nbsp; Had they moved concurrently
+with the Church, and reached the Resurrection on the Saturday,
+they would have repeated it on the Sunday to fill up the time
+till Easter Monday, when they were to return to <i>Erminio della
+Stella d&rsquo;Oro</i>, a story of romance and chivalry invented
+by Angelo Grasso, the father of Gregorio and of Giovanni.</p>
+<p>I asked Gregorio where he had found the particulars for
+Misandro and the remorse of Judas and for the dream of
+Pilate&rsquo;s wife and the pen that flew away.&nbsp; He replied
+that he did not know where they came from, they are traditional
+in the theatre and had probably come out of the libraries.&nbsp;
+As to Judas and the angel preventing him from drowning himself in
+the well, I asked whether they have in Sicily the saying about a
+man being born to be hanged and whether any allusion was
+intended.&nbsp; Angiolino said they have such a saying, or
+something like it, but it had never occurred to him to suppose
+that any allusion was intended, it might be so, but he thought
+not.</p>
+<p>The Christ that had been prepared for the Resurrection in the
+Teatro Sicilia was not the marionette that had been on the Cross;
+the stigmata were there, the spear wound was wanted in the scene
+with Thomas, and the people were free to take it as being the
+same figure with all the other marks of suffering removed, or
+they might think it was a different one, or they might come
+behind the scenes and find out for themselves as I did.&nbsp;
+Dwellers in another planet, if they watch the recurrence of the
+mystery of our spring, may think the flowers they saw sinking
+into the earth last autumn return again with the marks of decay
+removed, they cannot come behind our scenes and make sure; but we
+know that a new generation is born.&nbsp; The marionettes are not
+didactic; if the people choose to see in the Resurrection of
+Christ any one of Nature&rsquo;s ageless mysteries they may do
+so; they may see the birth of the <!-- page 285--><a
+name="page285"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 285</span>younger
+generation, the blossoming of fresh flowers after winter, the
+awakening to a new day after sleep; or, if they prefer it, they
+may see the resurrection of their own dead bodies at the sound of
+the Last Trump&mdash;one of those mysteries in which, as my
+priest at Tindaro told me, Nature does not believe, and with
+which I need not concern myself.</p>
+<p>I do not think they saw in it any of these meanings.&nbsp; At
+Ober-Ammergau the play is presented so that Mendelssohn need not
+have hesitated to advise the late Prince Consort to honour a
+performance with his presence.&nbsp; In the Teatro Sicilia other
+tastes have to be consulted.&nbsp; I think the audience looked on
+at the Passion of Christ as they are accustomed to look on at
+<i>I Delitti del Caporale</i> or <i>Feudalismo</i> or at the
+<i>Story of the Paladins</i> or <i>Erminio della Stella
+d&rsquo;Oro</i>; if they suspected any symbolism or mystery, the
+melodrama with which they were saturated provided a context that
+determined the direction of the resolution.&nbsp; They saw wicked
+priests conspiring with a cowardly traitor and an overbearing
+bully to bring about the destruction of an innocent man.&nbsp;
+They saw the innocent man passing through misfortune and in the
+end triumphing over his enemies by means of a happy ending, which
+reminded them of the happy ending of a Machiavelli play, when the
+hero returns from prison and the bad people are punished.&nbsp;
+They saw a mother weeping for her son, but they saw no allusion
+to Ceres weeping for loss of Proserpine, although their
+Castrogiovanni was her Enna&mdash;just as Angiolino saw no
+reference to Judas having been born to be hanged, although they
+have the saying in Sicily, and he is the son of the house.&nbsp;
+I do not think they saw any significance in the fact that this
+mystery of the Death and Resurrection of the God is repeated
+every spring.&nbsp; I imagine that the point made by Joseph of
+Arimath&aelig;a in his speech for the defence, that the wonders
+done by Christ on earth were miracles and were not occasioned by
+magic, was lost upon them.&nbsp; It would take a long time to
+make one of them <!-- page 286--><a name="page286"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 286</span>understand that la Durlindana, the
+sword of Orlando, was a magical sword and not a miraculous
+one.&nbsp; And yet this distinction between miracle and magic was
+the pivot of the plot as it was presented to them.&nbsp; If they
+had felt themselves lifted out of their ordinary routine I do not
+think they would have done what they did after the curtain had
+fallen on the section of the story presented each evening.</p>
+<p>At the Machiavelli they are accustomed to remain for the farce
+and the Canzonettisti Napoletani which close the performance; so
+at the Sicilia they remain for the cinematograph.&nbsp; Every
+evening during Holy Week the programme posted up at the door
+concluded with these words &ldquo;Indi Cinematografo,&rdquo; and
+there were always three parts to the show.&nbsp; First there was
+cruelty&mdash;victorious tyrants forcing conquered queens to
+drink their lovers&rsquo; blood, or some horror of the
+Inquisition, or the barrel of Regulus bumping down-hill and
+coming to smash at the bottom.&nbsp; The second part was a modern
+comedy carried on in Parisian drawing-rooms or on board an
+electric launch on an American river.&nbsp; The third part was
+always a wild farce and usually contained an impossible
+chase.&nbsp; Not till after the cinematograph had concluded its
+show did the audience go away contented.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 289--><a name="page289"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 289</span>ORTIGIA</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XXII<br />
+O FOUNTAIN ARETHUSE</h3>
+<p>When &ldquo;Arethusa arose From her couch of snows In the
+Acroceraunian mountains&rdquo; she had scarcely reached the age
+at which women begin to dream of love.&nbsp; She spied the
+approaching river-god Alpheus and, to preserve what was dearer to
+her than life, for she was a nymph of Diana, plunged heroically
+into the earth.&nbsp; Alpheus, who had reached the age when men
+desire to act, plunged in after her.&nbsp; They flowed along
+inside the ground and under the sea, he following her, all the
+way from Greece to Sicily and, according to the recognised habit
+of gods and demi-gods believed to be dead and buried, they rose
+again.&nbsp; The place of Arethusa&rsquo;s resurrection is the
+island of Ortigia, but, although I have the story from the
+fountain head, it all happened so long ago that I have not been
+able to ascertain whether Alpheus rose there or at a spot on the
+mainland of Sicily nearer Etna where S. Alfio is the patron
+saint, and although the &ldquo;e&rdquo; in Alpheus takes the
+stress and the &ldquo;i&rdquo; in Alfio does not, nevertheless,
+the custode of the spring, who was himself my informant, may
+confuse the two names.&nbsp; The difference between the versions
+is that between tragedy and comedy.&nbsp; If they, the pursued
+and her pursuer, rose in the same place it can hardly be that he
+did not catch her.&nbsp; If he rose somewhere else, then she may
+still preserve her everlasting virginity and they will neither of
+them ever reach the age when experience teaches both men and
+women to regret.&nbsp; She will be ever flying, he ever pursuing,
+like the maiden and the lover on that Grecian Urn which an
+eminent authority, baffled in his attempts at identification,
+thinks was &ldquo;probably imagined&rdquo; by Keats.</p>
+<p><!-- page 290--><a name="page290"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+290</span>I possess a Bible and Prayer-book bound together in one
+volume which was given me on leaving Rottingdean by my sincere
+friend, the master of the preparatory school there.&nbsp; It
+contains, just before the First Chapter of Genesis, a
+Chronological Map &ldquo;with remarkable persons and events
+collaterally placed.&rdquo;&nbsp; I remember how I used to
+mitigate the tedium of divine service by reading to myself that
+the creation of the world occupied one of the weeks of the year
+4004 B.C.; that Egypt was founded about 2190 B.C.; that Troy fell
+about 1180 B.C., seventy years or so before the birth of King
+David; and that Homer and Elijah flourished contemporaneously
+between 1000 and 900 B.C.&nbsp; My schoolmaster wrote my name in
+the book with a suitable inscription and a reference to Psalm
+cxix. 105.&nbsp; I turned up the passage and drew the conclusion
+that he desired his gift to be a lantern unto my feet and a light
+unto my paths.&nbsp; And so it was until other knowledge, the
+rudiments of which he had himself endeavoured to impart to me,
+threw glimmerings across my way and I passed through a distracted
+period of inability to distinguish the signals of danger from
+those of safety.&nbsp; Much the same thing has happened to many
+others and assistance has sometimes been found in compromise and
+accommodation.&nbsp; Thus the statement about 4004 B.C., when
+read by the light of another statement in the Book, does not
+seriously conflict with the teachings of modern science.&nbsp;
+Until further knowledge shall eclipse the few feeble lanterns
+that are now doing their best to illuminate my course I shall
+continue to hold the opinion that, as in the sight of Him, who is
+the Life of the Universe, a thousand years are but as yesterday,
+so in the sight of man, who has been God&rsquo;s image upon earth
+for more ages than anyone can tell, six thousand years are but as
+last week.&nbsp; And I shall keep my thousands in a condition as
+elastic as may be necessary to bear any stretching that future
+discoveries may put upon them.</p>
+<p>It was many thousands of such weeks ago, when Mother <!-- page
+291--><a name="page291"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+291</span>Earth was herself in her infancy, before her baby bones
+had hardened, that Arethusa first came to the island she has made
+her home.&nbsp; She is still coming and can be seen to-day still
+rising as fresh as ever.&nbsp; The story of the early days of her
+exile was not told by Clio because Clio was only a modern
+Agamemnon in history, many a brave muse had flourished before she
+was thought of.&nbsp; One of them took for her infinite papyrus
+the firmament of space, those heavens which shall one day be
+rolled together as a scroll, whereon she inscribed chapters in
+stars and volumes in constellations.&nbsp; We cannot see all her
+works, nor can we read all we see, but we know that she put us
+into one of her books.&nbsp; A few paragraphs of that chapter
+which forms our planet lie scattered around Siracusa; we
+recognise her manuscript in the shape of the Great Harbour, in
+the depth of the sea, in the height of the hills, in the strata
+of the rocks, in the soil, in the vegetation.</p>
+<p>There were early muses who employed flint implements and
+arrow-heads for records, and neglected to clear away the remains
+of prehistoric meals in caverns.&nbsp; Others preferred to write
+their chronicles upon pots, urns and tombs or to scrawl placid
+monosyllables upon polygonal walls.&nbsp; But with all their
+industry the muses have never been able to keep pace with the
+material that has accumulated round the dwellings of men and
+women.&nbsp; They have done their best and, when their mother
+Mnemosyne began to fail and the business was split up first into
+three, then four, seven, eight, and ultimately into nine
+departments, it was hoped that a better result would be shown;
+but they have never had an adequate allowance, and have always
+been in financial difficulties, besides which they have disagreed
+among themselves, and quarrelling wastes time.</p>
+<p>Clio in her matter-of-fact way built a storehouse wherein to
+preserve her treasures; her curious, imaginative sisters peeped
+through the key-hole.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dear me!&rdquo; they said to one another.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What a <!-- page 292--><a name="page292"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 292</span>collection!&nbsp; Do you think we
+could get inside and see it properly?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They waited till Clio went one day with Neptune to pay a visit
+to the Ethiopians &ldquo;who lie in two halves, one half looking
+on to the Atlantic and the other on to the Indian Ocean,&rdquo;
+they induced Vulcan to come and pick the lock for them and soon
+they were roaming all over the palace.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How admirably arranged!&rdquo; exclaimed one of
+them.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It must be nearly exhaustive!&rdquo; said another.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Observe the collateral placing of remarkable persons
+and events,&rdquo; said a third.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One could find almost anything one wanted,&rdquo; said
+a fourth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; they exclaimed; &ldquo;oh! now if only we
+could manage to get a little life into some of these dead bones,
+how pleased Clio would be!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They rifled the show-cases and carried off the most attractive
+details, each taking whatever pleased her best.&nbsp; They stole
+from Clio her transient facts and made them live again as their
+own by breathing into them the spirit of eternal truth and
+re-stating them in folk-lore, in tradition, in verse, in romance,
+in melody, in superstition, in outline, in colour, in modelling,
+in the movements of the dance; they set them up in libraries, in
+concert-rooms, in picture-galleries, in theatres, in churches, in
+corridors of sculpture, in the hearts of the people.&nbsp; This
+was not what Clio had intended; she was not at all pleased; she
+complained that her sisters had meddled, they had robbed her of
+her chief possessions and left the remainder in disorder; her
+collection no longer corresponded with the catalogue.&nbsp; In
+attempting to reconstruct she floundered into such blunders that
+the saying has come down to us: Blessed are the people that have
+no history, for they shall not be misrepresented.</p>
+<p>Strictly speaking, of course, every man has history, such as
+it is, and the beatitude was intended to refer only to those
+whose history has escaped the attention of the muses <!-- page
+293--><a name="page293"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 293</span>as
+that of Arethusa did for many ages.&nbsp; We know enough,
+however, to guess that her exile cannot have been passed in
+solitude and, if only we had her Visitors&rsquo; Book complete,
+we should have something that would keep many learned persons
+busy.&nbsp; We get an early glimpse of her on her underground
+journey, passing near enough to the dread abode of Pluto to
+overhear some scandal about</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That
+fair field<br />
+Of Enna where Proserpine, gathering flowers,<br />
+Herself a fairer flower, by gloomy Dis<br />
+Was gathered.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>She did not fully understand, but the nymph Cyane, who dwelt
+in another fountain up the river Anapo and remembered the affair,
+gave her full particulars; she made a mental note of it all and
+imparted the information to Ceres, who came weeping and telling
+her grief as she wandered the world in search of her lost
+daughter.</p>
+<p>Venus, in one or other of her manifestations, was and is a
+welcome visitor; she rises from the sea as constantly as Arethusa
+falls into it, and some little time ago gave the nymph, for a
+keepsake, a portrait of herself as Venere Anadiomene done in
+marble.&nbsp; I know enough about painting not to be afraid to
+own that I know nothing about it, whereas with regard to
+sculpture my ignorance is so unfathomable that I can have no
+hesitation in saying what I think about this statue, which is
+that it is a pity it has been broken.&nbsp; If only it had its
+head and its right arm it would be an entry of which the owner of
+any visitors&rsquo; book might well be proud.&nbsp; It is now in
+the museum of Ortigia, where there is also a marble portrait of
+Cupid as he comes riding into the Great Harbour mounted on his
+dolphin&rsquo;s back.</p>
+<p>Diana, sailing through the night, seated in her silver chair,
+comes regularly to Ortigia.&nbsp; Arethusa always receives her
+with the respect and honour due to her Queen and Huntress, chaste
+and fair.&nbsp; Some centuries ago she <!-- page 294--><a
+name="page294"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 294</span>built her a
+temple with Doric columns and everything handsome about it; she
+put inside it a statue of the goddess, and the people forsook
+their old deity, whatever she was called, and went to the new
+temple worshipping Diana.</p>
+<p>Ph&oelig;nician traders came and did business with Arethusa,
+some of it not very straight business; for Ctesius, the king of
+the place, had a woman-servant, very tall and comely, who was
+from their own country; they cajoled her in ways that no woman
+can resist and, partly by means of &ldquo;a necklace of gold with
+amber beads strung among it,&rdquo; induced her to go away with
+them one evening, and she took with her out of the palace three
+cups and the king&rsquo;s son, a child just able to run
+about.&nbsp; She may have thought of taking the boy because she
+had herself been kidnapped from Sidon, brought to Ortigia and
+sold to Ctesius.&nbsp; Before they had been a week on the voyage,
+Diana struck the woman dead and the traders threw her body
+overboard to the seals and fishes.&nbsp; We should never have
+known her tragic end but for the fact that the <i>Odyssey</i> was
+written by a woman jealous for the honour of her sex.&nbsp; The
+boy was afterwards sold to Laertes, the father of Ulysses, in
+whose service he put on immortality as the swineherd
+Eum&aelig;us. <a name="citation294"></a><a href="#footnote294"
+class="citation">[294]</a></p>
+<p>Early Greeks also did business with Arethusa and left with her
+vases, gold rings, glass beads, ivory combs and other objects
+which she still preserves in her museum.&nbsp; Later on, in quite
+modern days, about the time that Rome was being founded, less
+than eight centuries before Christ, other Greeks came from
+Corinth, turned out the Sikels and established a colony of their
+own in Ortigia.</p>
+<p>After this Arethusa was no longer among those who have no
+history in any sense of the word.&nbsp; The records become less
+scanty, even voluminous, and they are more legible.&nbsp; The
+books are full of the great names of her visitors and of those
+native to her island.&nbsp; We read of the Tyrants, of
+&AElig;schylus and Pindar, of Theocritus and Archimedes; of <!--
+page 295--><a name="page295"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+295</span>the great siege when the Athenians failed to take the
+city; of Cicero coming to view the locality when preparing his
+speeches against Verres; of the five parts into which ancient
+Siracusa was divided, namely, Ortigia, on the island, and those
+four others with the beautiful names on the mainland, Achradina,
+Tyche, Neapolis, Epipol&aelig;, the memory of whose former
+splendour still trembles among their ruins.</p>
+<p>I do not know whether Ptolemy Philadelphos actually visited
+the nymph, but I have read somewhere that the papyrus which now
+grows where she rises was originally a present from him.&nbsp; It
+does not look so healthy as that which grows in the Fontana Cyane
+up the river Anapo across the harbour, and which he also sent to
+her.</p>
+<p>About three hundred years after the statue of Venus was made,
+S. Paul, being on his way to Rome, was shipwrecked at Malta,
+where he remained three months.&nbsp; He sailed away in the
+<i>Castor and Pollux</i> of Alexandria, landed at Siracusa and
+tarried there three days.&nbsp; We know what S. Paul must have
+thought of Diana from the account of what happened at Ephesus,
+where the goddess was also worshipped; it is probable that he was
+among those who disbelieved in the eternal virginity of Arethusa,
+and he surely must have disapproved of the frequent visits of
+Venus and Cupid.&nbsp; In time the people of Ortigia professed
+themselves converted to his views and made a change, but they
+made it in a half-hearted way; for instead of pulling down the
+heathen temple, so that not one stone should be left upon
+another, they allowed the Doric columns to remain and merely
+filled up the intercolumniations with building material and
+baptised it into the Christian faith with a coat of whitewash and
+a new name.&nbsp; In other respects they went on very much as
+before.</p>
+<p>Saracens visited the nymph, and Normans; Egyptians, Germans,
+Goths, Spaniards, Frenchmen, Albanians all came and all
+bequeathed some record of their coming.&nbsp; Many of them left
+their autographs written one over the <!-- page 296--><a
+name="page296"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 296</span>other upon
+the forms and features of the ancestors of those who still have
+their dwelling in her island.</p>
+<p>Lord Nelson on his way to the Nile, where the papyrus came
+from, sailed into the Great Harbour with his fleet and did
+business with the nymph.&nbsp; He wrote to Sir William and Lady
+Hamilton:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Thanks to your exertions we have victualled and
+watered; and surely, having watered at the fountain of Arethusa
+we must have victory.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>What a picture these words call up of Arethusa welcoming
+Nelson&rsquo;s jolly tars!&nbsp; They are coming in their
+pinnaces and filling their barrels and kegs with the waters of
+the sacred spring and, as they row back across the harbour to the
+ships, one can almost hear them singing of &ldquo;Tom
+Bowling,&rdquo; &ldquo;Black-eyed Susan&rdquo; and &ldquo;The
+Roast Beef of Old England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I have myself seen the German Emperor visiting Arethusa.&nbsp;
+His yacht, the <i>Hohenzollern</i>, was in the Great Harbour, and
+one afternoon I watched his suite being put ashore in little
+boats, like Nelson&rsquo;s sailors, only there was no singing,
+and presently he came in a little boat and they all drove away in
+carriages to the Cappuccini, where I read in the <i>Giornale di
+Sicilia</i> that they inspected the latomia and took tea.&nbsp;
+They passed quite close to me and, although I had never seen His
+Majesty before, I was bold enough to raise my hat to him; he
+observed my salute and most affably returned it.&nbsp; I thought
+him looking extremely well.</p>
+<p>The Kaiser landed at the Passeggiata Aretusa, a promenade that
+runs under shady trees between the Great Harbour and the cliff on
+which the city is built.&nbsp; It leads south to a garden, and
+further progress appears to be blocked by a buttress of the
+cliff; but the buttress is pierced by a tunnel, through which a
+path leads to another garden lying in an enclosure protected from
+the harbour by a wall which encircles it; the wall slopes down
+and on the top of it runs a path up which one can <!-- page
+297--><a name="page297"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+297</span>walk and so enter the town without returning through
+the tunnel.</p>
+<p>In this enclosure is the famous Fontana Aretusa, but there is
+nothing about it that reminds one of the fountains of the Crystal
+Palace or of Versailles.&nbsp; One first catches sight of a pond
+and then of a spring bubbling into it with irresistible
+volubility at the north end; at the south end the water tumbles
+out into the harbour through a hole in the sea wall.&nbsp; The
+surface of the pond is below the level of the passeggiata and
+probably the bed of it is below the level of the water in the
+harbour, so that, as Cicero observed, it is the wall that keeps
+out the waves and if the hole had been pierced lower the pond
+would be submerged by the sea.&nbsp; On the sides of the cliff
+and on the wall grow plants with aromatic leaves and flowers, and
+one can walk round the pond and watch the fish which are, or
+ought to be, the descendants of those which Cicero saw, as they
+swim about among the roots of Ptolemy&rsquo;s papyrus.&nbsp; The
+water is not now used for washing, but I suspect that the
+Sidonian woman who stole the little Eum&aelig;us was so using it,
+for she was washing near the ship of her countrymen when they got
+into conversation with her, and their ship would be moored in the
+Great Harbour, close by the fountain.</p>
+<p>I drank of this water, following the example of all visitors
+and of many of the inhabitants who believe it to produce a
+beneficial effect upon the digestion.&nbsp; It may have been good
+enough for Nelson, and I trust that the digestions of his sailors
+derived benefit from it&mdash;anyhow, they had victory at the
+battle of the Nile&mdash;but for a modern Londoner, accustomed to
+do business with the Metropolitan Water Board, it is too salt,
+which is perhaps why the papyrus here looks less flourishing than
+that up the Anapo.&nbsp; The water tastes as though Arethusa had
+been the heroine of another story besides the one with the
+uncertain ending about Alpheus&mdash;one with Neptune as the
+villain and an ending tragic enough to justify S. Paul in his
+<!-- page 298--><a name="page298"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+298</span>attitude towards the nymph.&nbsp; Some who adopt this
+view suppose that Neptune&rsquo;s designs were forwarded by an
+earthquake which, they think, must have occurred since
+Nelson&rsquo;s time, because he speaks as though he gave his
+sailors the water of the spring; but that is not enough to date
+the disturbance.&nbsp; It is some distance from Greece to Sicily,
+and along all those miles, during all those ages, there may have
+been many earthquakes, any one of which would have served
+Neptune&rsquo;s turn; some may have been before S. Paul&rsquo;s
+time, some before Eum&aelig;us was born, some in still earlier
+days.&nbsp; If the earthquake had already been, Nelson must have
+observed the brackishness of the spring and he would then have
+preferred to take his water from the usual fresh source which
+supplied the inhabitants of his day, and, in speaking of
+&ldquo;having watered at the fountain of Arethusa,&rdquo; he
+would be trusting to Lady Hamilton&rsquo;s familiarity with that
+figure which permits the part to be put for the whole.</p>
+<p>I have visited Arethusa many times.&nbsp; Once, on a calm
+evening in early summer, Diana was high up in the sky, shining
+over the harbour; although, like others, she may not have been
+sure which was her temple and which was Minerva&rsquo;s, she
+could not help wondering whether anything was ever going to be
+done about openly restoring them both to their ancient
+worship.&nbsp; She was, however, comforting herself in the
+meantime with the reflection that neither she nor Minerva had
+much to complain of, inasmuch as it was clear that if it were not
+for the support of those Doric columns the modern Church would
+not stand as it does, and after all, she thought,
+&ldquo;What&rsquo;s in a name?&rdquo;&nbsp; Down below in the
+passeggiata, officers and young men were strolling about,
+listening to a pot-pourri of <i>Faust</i>.&nbsp; Their cheeks
+were shaved smooth to show the modelling and their moustaches
+gave evidence of hours of toil and even suffering; they met their
+friends and gesticulated with them, smoking cigarettes and being
+polite to everyone.&nbsp; Mothers and elder sisters in cool white
+dresses sat under the trees, <!-- page 299--><a
+name="page299"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 299</span>and little
+parties of children darted away from them, hand in hand,
+returning after breathless excursions.&nbsp; I took a seat among
+it all and, as the King of Thule, in honour of his lady, was
+drinking for the last time out of his golden cup, a young voice
+over my shoulder demanded two soldi.&nbsp; I turned and thought I
+recognised the speaker; surely he must have left his dolphin in
+the Great Harbour where the Ph&oelig;nician traders used to moor
+their ships, and put on his sailor suit at the Custom House.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very well, Cupid,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t mind giving you two soldi, but why do you ask as
+though you were entitled to them?&nbsp; And why do you wear that
+red tam-o&rsquo;-shanter?&nbsp; And how old are you, if you
+please?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He said he was seven and the cap was his uniform; he was
+collecting the pennies for the chairs.&nbsp; So I gave him two
+soldi and another for himself and saw him scamper happily away
+and join a knot of brother Cupids who were playing together round
+a lamp-post.&nbsp; He showed them the soldo I had given him for
+himself and the meeting became as ebullient and full of
+excitement as the Arethusa herself.</p>
+<p>He reappeared while Siebel, with the voice of a clarinet, was
+beginning to tell the flowers what they were to say to
+Margherita.&nbsp; This time he brought a foreign penny and wanted
+to know why they had refused to take it at the marionette
+theatre.&nbsp; I looked at it and said:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you want to know about this coin, mount your dolphin
+again and direct his course to distant Argentina, the people of
+that country will tell you all about it and will give you its
+full value.&nbsp; You will have a delightful voyage and, if I
+were not such a bad sailor, I believe I should ask you to take me
+with you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It seemed, however, that his dolphin was tired and I was to
+give him ten centimes down and done with it.&nbsp; He was such a
+jolly little fellow that just for the pleasure of seeing him
+smile again I gave him the soldi in exchange for his coin and he
+danced away in delight.</p>
+<p>Margherita in prison was crazily recalling the strains of <!--
+page 300--><a name="page300"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+300</span>the waltz she had heard&mdash;Ah, what ages ago it
+seemed!&mdash;when she was yet a happy girl, as pure as Arethusa
+in Hellas, and through the waltz I heard the young voice again
+over my shoulder.&nbsp; He was asking me to give him bronze for
+an Italian nickel piece of twenty centesimi.&nbsp; It was a bad
+one.&nbsp; I told him so and accused him of attempting to utter
+counterfeit coin.&nbsp; He laid his two hands on his breast,
+raised his elbows, threw back his head with conscious innocence
+and swore on the honour of his mother that the coin was
+good.&nbsp; He did it so well&mdash;so beautifully&mdash;that for
+a moment I was tempted to wonder whether he might perhaps be
+speaking the truth, but I glanced again at his coin and recovered
+myself.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now look here, Cupid,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t want to breathe a syllable against the honour of your
+mother, but you know better than anyone that when a woman loses
+her head you are generally to blame.&nbsp; This is your
+doing&rdquo;&mdash;and I took out of my pocket and showed him a
+post-card I had bought that morning in the Via Roma with a
+reproduction of the Venere Anadiomene.&nbsp; &ldquo;And men also
+have lost their heads because of you.&nbsp; I am not the only one
+who has heard about the Duca di Bronte and Lady Hamilton.&nbsp;
+Look round at these beautiful ladies and at these brave officers
+and young men&mdash;do they not bear upon their forms and
+features the signatures of Arethusa&rsquo;s foreign
+visitors?&nbsp; You ought to be able to decipher that palimpsest,
+if anyone can, for it was you who taught them to write; Ortigia
+would never have seen them if it had not been for you.&nbsp; And
+why are they sitting under the trees and walking about in the
+moonlight, do you suppose?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He replied that they had come out to listen to the music and
+he wished there were more of them because then he would get more
+pennies.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What!&rdquo; I exclaimed; &ldquo;people who do not even
+recognise a modulation to the dominant when they hear one come
+out to listen to music!&nbsp; You know better than that.&nbsp;
+They have not come out because of Gounod, they <!-- page 301--><a
+name="page301"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 301</span>have come
+because of you.&nbsp; It is always the same old story.&nbsp; It
+was your fault that Alpheus chased Arethusa out of Greece and
+that Proserpine was carried off from Enna.&nbsp; It was you who
+suggested to those Ph&oelig;nician traders that the nurse of the
+little Eum&aelig;us would be good company for them, and you who
+made her consent to go.&nbsp; This music, of which I should have
+heard more this evening but for your frequent interruptions, you
+were at the bottom of it all.&nbsp; And it is because you are
+always hanging about the theatre that those wretched puppets are
+so constantly going mad for love of one another.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He pouted and said I was making myself disagreeable and that
+there had been plenty to praise him.</p>
+<p>I replied: &ldquo;Yes; you swallow the praise, but you
+won&rsquo;t listen to the blame.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He said that as for the praise or the blame it was nothing to
+him one way or the other.&nbsp; He was too much interested in the
+future of the race to care about any of those old
+stories&mdash;they bored him&mdash;and, please, wouldn&rsquo;t I
+leave off preaching and give him four soldi?</p>
+<p>I replied: &ldquo;You have immortal youth without the
+troublesome necessity of periodically dying and rising again; on
+that stage of the world where we mortals, untrained amateurs,
+improvise the drama of our lives, you have always been behind the
+scenes, inspiring and stage-managing more history and more poetry
+than has ever been written; without you Clio would never have
+built herself a treasure-house or, if she had made one, her
+sisters would have found in it nothing worth stealing; it is you
+who direct the modulation from the old generation to the young;
+it is your voice that is heard every Easter behind the bells and
+the music of the Gloria.&nbsp; And now you ask for riches!&nbsp;
+No wonder we complain that you are unreasonable.&nbsp; Can you
+not be satisfied and, in looking after the future of the race,
+put a little more variety into its history and its poetry?&nbsp;
+Why do you so often begin a story as comedy and end it as
+tragedy?&nbsp; It is unworthy of you to play fast and <!-- page
+302--><a name="page302"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+302</span>loose with us; great poets do not do so.&nbsp; But
+there! you are too young to know what conscience is, and I am
+afraid you are too old to learn.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He replied that he was not accustomed to be talked to in this
+way and did not know what I meant by it.</p>
+<p>I said: &ldquo;Very well, I will leave off preaching, and
+perhaps you will allow me to conclude with a piece of advice that
+ought to be acceptable to one whose ambition it is to become a
+millionaire.&nbsp; You cannot have forgotten where you put your
+mother&rsquo;s head.&nbsp; Now, be a sensible boy for once, run
+away and find it, take it to Dr. Orsi up there in the museum and
+he will give you plenty of soldi for it&mdash;more than you can
+count, and no questions asked about honour.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He laughed and said I seemed to take a good deal of interest
+in the personal appearance of his mother who, he thought, could
+be trusted to look after herself, and that so long as a
+woman&rsquo;s heart was in the right place it did not much matter
+what she did with her head.&nbsp; Besides, even if he were to
+find the head, he knew nothing about business and a scientific
+man in a museum would be sure to get the better of him.</p>
+<p>There is no resisting Cupid, so I let him think he had got the
+better of me, gave him four soldi and added his coin to my
+collection of similar pieces, while he frisked away back to his
+friends boasting of his success, as Cupid will.&nbsp; He had not
+quite done with me, however, he came once more to see whether I
+should be likely to give him a cigarette, but a rough man caught
+him, told him not to worry the gentry, boxed his ears for him and
+drove him from me.</p>
+<p>Fancy boxing the ears of a young Greek god off a
+dolphin&rsquo;s back within sound of the Fontana Aretusa!</p>
+<p>And yet, perhaps the rough man was right.&nbsp; I have
+sometimes thought since that it cannot have been really Cupid who
+came to me that evening; I must have been wasting my time and
+money, as others have done before, upon some false god, false as
+his counterfeit coin, one of those who go <!-- page 303--><a
+name="page303"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 303</span>up and down
+the world seeking whom they may despoil.&nbsp; Well, let it be
+so.&nbsp; One does not keep an account of the hours and minutes
+one spends in a country where the existence of time is scarcely
+recognised, and as for the money&mdash;of all the multitudes of
+men who have been fooled by Commerce in the guise of Love only a
+few have had the luck to escape with a total loss not exceeding
+four-pence half-penny.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">the
+end</span></p>
+<h2>NOTES.</h2>
+<p><a name="footnote60"></a><a href="#citation60"
+class="footnote">[60]</a>&nbsp; This table&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&mdash;is
+much merrier than usual this evening.<br />
+Enrico!&nbsp; I drink to the health of your sister.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="footnote61a"></a><a href="#citation61a"
+class="footnote">[61a]</a>&nbsp; This table is not dirty, it is
+clean.<br />
+Enrico!&nbsp; Eat, and do not pay attention to them.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote61b"></a><a href="#citation61b"
+class="footnote">[61b]</a>&nbsp; The animal<br />
+Will not do it any harm.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote61c"></a><a href="#citation61c"
+class="footnote">[61c]</a>&nbsp; Now that I have eaten I am no
+longer fasting;<br />
+I drink to the health of Enrico, who is a poet.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote61d"></a><a href="#citation61d"
+class="footnote">[61d]</a>&nbsp; I also, if I may make so bold,
+wish to drink the health of Enrico who desires to hear me sing;
+for a year I have not seen you, O, my dear brother!&nbsp; Come
+to-day and I will sing you <i>Otello</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote62"></a><a href="#citation62"
+class="footnote">[62]</a>&nbsp; To-day I feel inclined to eat a
+fig;<br />
+I drink to the health of Signor Enrico.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote183"></a><a href="#citation183"
+class="footnote">[183]</a>&nbsp; Best wishes for your
+festa.&nbsp; Thanks for the intellectual evening and for the
+coffee.&nbsp; Greetings&mdash;no more, for fear of making our
+friend Antonio jealous.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">Your most devoted Enrico.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote294"></a><a href="#citation294"
+class="footnote">[294]</a>&nbsp; <i>The Authoress of the
+Odyssey</i>, by Samuel Butler.</p>
+<p>***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK CASTELLINARIA***</p>
+<pre>
+
+
+***** This file should be named 25077-h.htm or 25077-h.zip******
+
+
+This and all associated files of various formats will be found in:
+http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/2/5/0/7/25077
+
+
+
+Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions
+will be renamed.
+
+Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no
+one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation
+(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without
+permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules,
+set forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to
+copying and distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works to
+protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm concept and trademark. Project
+Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you
+charge for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you
+do not charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the
+rules is very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose
+such as creation of derivative works, reports, performances and
+research. They may be modified and printed and given away--you may do
+practically ANYTHING with public domain eBooks. Redistribution is
+subject to the trademark license, especially commercial
+redistribution.
+
+
+
+*** START: FULL LICENSE ***
+
+THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE
+PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK
+
+To protect the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting the free
+distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work
+(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase "Project
+Gutenberg"), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full Project
+Gutenberg-tm License (available with this file or online at
+http://www.gutenberg.org/license).
+
+
+Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project Gutenberg-tm
+electronic works
+
+1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg-tm
+electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to
+and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property
+(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all
+the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or destroy
+all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in your possession.
+If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic work and you do not agree to be bound by the
+terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person or
+entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8.
+
+1.B. "Project Gutenberg" is a registered trademark. It may only be
+used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who
+agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few
+things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works
+even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See
+paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement
+and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+works. See paragraph 1.E below.
+
+1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the Foundation"
+or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection of Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Nearly all the individual works in the
+collection are in the public domain in the United States. If an
+individual work is in the public domain in the United States and you are
+located in the United States, we do not claim a right to prevent you from
+copying, distributing, performing, displaying or creating derivative
+works based on the work as long as all references to Project Gutenberg
+are removed. Of course, we hope that you will support the Project
+Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting free access to electronic works by
+freely sharing Project Gutenberg-tm works in compliance with the terms of
+this agreement for keeping the Project Gutenberg-tm name associated with
+the work. You can easily comply with the terms of this agreement by
+keeping this work in the same format with its attached full Project
+Gutenberg-tm License when you share it without charge with others.
+
+1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern
+what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are in
+a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, check
+the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this agreement
+before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, distributing or
+creating derivative works based on this work or any other Project
+Gutenberg-tm work. The Foundation makes no representations concerning
+the copyright status of any work in any country outside the United
+States.
+
+1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg:
+
+1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other immediate
+access to, the full Project Gutenberg-tm License must appear prominently
+whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg-tm work (any work on which the
+phrase "Project Gutenberg" appears, or with which the phrase "Project
+Gutenberg" is associated) is accessed, displayed, performed, viewed,
+copied or distributed:
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is derived
+from the public domain (does not contain a notice indicating that it is
+posted with permission of the copyright holder), the work can be copied
+and distributed to anyone in the United States without paying any fees
+or charges. If you are redistributing or providing access to a work
+with the phrase "Project Gutenberg" associated with or appearing on the
+work, you must comply either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1
+through 1.E.7 or obtain permission for the use of the work and the
+Project Gutenberg-tm trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or
+1.E.9.
+
+1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is posted
+with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution
+must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any additional
+terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms will be linked
+to the Project Gutenberg-tm License for all works posted with the
+permission of the copyright holder found at the beginning of this work.
+
+1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this
+work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg-tm.
+
+1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this
+electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without
+prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with
+active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project
+Gutenberg-tm License.
+
+1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary,
+compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including any
+word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access to or
+distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a format other than
+"Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other format used in the official version
+posted on the official Project Gutenberg-tm web site (www.gutenberg.org),
+you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense to the user, provide a
+copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means of obtaining a copy upon
+request, of the work in its original "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other
+form. Any alternate format must include the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1.
+
+1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying,
+performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg-tm works
+unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9.
+
+1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing
+access to or distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works provided
+that
+
+- You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from
+ the use of Project Gutenberg-tm works calculated using the method
+ you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is
+ owed to the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he
+ has agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the
+ Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments
+ must be paid within 60 days following each date on which you
+ prepare (or are legally required to prepare) your periodic tax
+ returns. Royalty payments should be clearly marked as such and
+ sent to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the
+ address specified in Section 4, "Information about donations to
+ the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation."
+
+- You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies
+ you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he
+ does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+ License. You must require such a user to return or
+ destroy all copies of the works possessed in a physical medium
+ and discontinue all use of and all access to other copies of
+ Project Gutenberg-tm works.
+
+- You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of any
+ money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the
+ electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days
+ of receipt of the work.
+
+- You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free
+ distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm works.
+
+1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project Gutenberg-tm
+electronic work or group of works on different terms than are set
+forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing from
+both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and Michael
+Hart, the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark. Contact the
+Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below.
+
+1.F.
+
+1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable
+effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread
+public domain works in creating the Project Gutenberg-tm
+collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may contain
+"Defects," such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or
+corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other intellectual
+property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or other medium, a
+computer virus, or computer codes that damage or cannot be read by
+your equipment.
+
+1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the "Right
+of Replacement or Refund" described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project
+Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project
+Gutenberg-tm trademark, and any other party distributing a Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all
+liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal
+fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT
+LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE
+PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH F3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE
+TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE
+LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR
+INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
+DAMAGE.
+
+1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a
+defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can
+receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a
+written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you
+received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium with
+your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you with
+the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in lieu of a
+refund. If you received the work electronically, the person or entity
+providing it to you may choose to give you a second opportunity to
+receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If the second copy
+is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing without further
+opportunities to fix the problem.
+
+1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth
+in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you 'AS-IS', WITH NO OTHER
+WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO
+WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE.
+
+1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied
+warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of damages.
+If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement violates the
+law of the state applicable to this agreement, the agreement shall be
+interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or limitation permitted by
+the applicable state law. The invalidity or unenforceability of any
+provision of this agreement shall not void the remaining provisions.
+
+1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the
+trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone
+providing copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in accordance
+with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the production,
+promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works,
+harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, including legal fees,
+that arise directly or indirectly from any of the following which you do
+or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this or any Project Gutenberg-tm
+work, (b) alteration, modification, or additions or deletions to any
+Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any Defect you cause.
+
+
+Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg-tm
+
+Project Gutenberg-tm is synonymous with the free distribution of
+electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of computers
+including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It exists
+because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations from
+people in all walks of life.
+
+Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the
+assistance they need, is critical to reaching Project Gutenberg-tm's
+goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg-tm collection will
+remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project
+Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure
+and permanent future for Project Gutenberg-tm and future generations.
+To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation
+and how your efforts and donations can help, see Sections 3 and 4
+and the Foundation web page at http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/pglaf.
+
+
+Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive
+Foundation
+
+The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit
+501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the
+state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal
+Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification
+number is 64-6221541. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg
+Literary Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent
+permitted by U.S. federal laws and your state's laws.
+
+The Foundation's principal office is located at 4557 Melan Dr. S.
+Fairbanks, AK, 99712., but its volunteers and employees are scattered
+throughout numerous locations. Its business office is located at
+809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887, email
+business@pglaf.org. Email contact links and up to date contact
+information can be found at the Foundation's web site and official
+page at http://www.gutenberg.org/about/contact
+
+For additional contact information:
+ Dr. Gregory B. Newby
+ Chief Executive and Director
+ gbnewby@pglaf.org
+
+Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg
+Literary Archive Foundation
+
+Project Gutenberg-tm depends upon and cannot survive without wide
+spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of
+increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be
+freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest
+array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations
+($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt
+status with the IRS.
+
+The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating
+charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United
+States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a
+considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up
+with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations
+where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To
+SEND DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any
+particular state visit http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate
+
+While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we
+have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition
+against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who
+approach us with offers to donate.
+
+International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make
+any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from
+outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff.
+
+Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation
+methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other
+ways including checks, online payments and credit card donations.
+To donate, please visit:
+http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate
+
+
+Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+works.
+
+Professor Michael S. Hart is the originator of the Project Gutenberg-tm
+concept of a library of electronic works that could be freely shared
+with anyone. For thirty years, he produced and distributed Project
+Gutenberg-tm eBooks with only a loose network of volunteer support.
+
+Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed
+editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the U.S.
+unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not necessarily
+keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper edition.
+
+Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search facility:
+
+ http://www.gutenberg.org
+
+This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg-tm,
+including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary
+Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to
+subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks.
+
+</pre></body>
+</html>
diff --git a/25077-h/images/music1.jpg b/25077-h/images/music1.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1471892
--- /dev/null
+++ b/25077-h/images/music1.jpg
Binary files differ
diff --git a/25077-h/images/music2.jpg b/25077-h/images/music2.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cbe6147
--- /dev/null
+++ b/25077-h/images/music2.jpg
Binary files differ
diff --git a/25077-h/images/tp.jpg b/25077-h/images/tp.jpg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..13dae29
--- /dev/null
+++ b/25077-h/images/tp.jpg
Binary files differ
diff --git a/25077.txt b/25077.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c2cc2d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/25077.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,9910 @@
+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Castellinaria, by Henry Festing Jones
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+
+
+
+Title: Castellinaria
+ and Other Sicilian Diversions
+
+
+Author: Henry Festing Jones
+
+
+
+Release Date: April 15, 2008 [eBook #25077]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-646-US (US-ASCII)
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK CASTELLINARIA***
+
+
+This ebook was transcribed by Les Bowler.
+
+
+
+
+
+ CASTELLINARIA
+ AND OTHER SICILIAN DIVERSIONS
+
+
+ BY
+ HENRY FESTING JONES
+
+ [Picture: Title page]
+
+ LONDON: A. C. FIFIELD 1920
+
+ _First Published_ . . . 1911
+ _Re-issued_ . . . 1920
+
+ AL
+ CARO * COMPARE
+ ALBERTO * AUGUGLIARO
+ DI * MONTE * ERICE
+ ALLA
+ CARA * COMARE
+ GIUSEPPINA * AUGUGLIARO
+ E
+ A * TUTTI
+ GLI * AMICI * SICILIANI
+ CHE
+ GAREGGIANDO
+ IN
+ CORTESIA * OSPITALITA * AFFEZIONE
+ HANNO * FATTO
+ DELLA * LORO * ISOLA
+ UNA * SECONDA * PATRIA
+ PER
+ L'AUTORE * RICONOSCENTE
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+It is probable that every book contains, besides misprints, some
+statements which the author would be glad to modify if he could. In
+Chapter V of _Diversions in Sicily_ it is stated that the seating
+arrangements of the marionette theatre in Catania would be condemned by
+the County Council, which I believe to be correct, but, on visiting the
+theatre since, I find I was wrong in saying that there are no passages; I
+did not see them on my first visit because the audience hid them.
+
+Again, in Chapter XVI it is stated that Giovanni Grasso enters in the
+third act of _La Morte Civile_, whereas he enters in the second act. I
+have since seen the play several times, and, though it is tedious, it is
+not so much so as to justify a spectator in thinking any of its acts long
+enough for two.
+
+In Chapter IV I say that the Government makes an annual profit of
+3,000,000 pounds sterling out of the lottery, but I do not say whether
+this profit is gross or net. There is a paragraph in the _Morning Post_,
+12 September, 1911, which states clearly that never since the union of
+Italy has the State lottery been so productive as in the present year of
+Jubilee; the gross yield has been 3,715,088 pounds, and the net gain,
+after deducting commissions and prizes, 1,489,180 pounds.
+
+In Chapter XV it is stated that the words of the play in Signor Greco's
+marionette theatre in Palermo are always improvised except in the case of
+_Samson_. This is incorrect. The words of the long play about the
+paladins are improvised, but they have in the theatre the MSS. of several
+religious plays by the author of _Samson_, who was a Palermitan, Filippo
+Orioles. All who are interested in the legends, folklore, popular
+entertainments, superstitions, and traditions of the people of Sicily are
+under deep obligations to Giuseppe Pitre, of Palermo, Professore di
+Demopsicologia, for his numerous volumes treating of those subjects. In
+_Spettacoli e Feste Popolari Siciliane_ he gives the little that is known
+of Filippo Orioles, who died in 1793 at the great age of one hundred and
+six years. The subject of the most famous of his plays is the Passion of
+Jesus Christ, and its title in English signifies The Redemption of Adam.
+It has had an immense success throughout Sicily; it has been copied in
+MS. many times, printed continually, performed over and over again in
+theatres, in churches, in the public squares, and in private houses. It
+was written for living actors, and Signor Greco considers it too long for
+a performance by marionettes, so when they do it in his teatrino they
+treat it even more freely than our London managers treat a play by
+Shakespeare. Copies are difficult to procure because their owners keep
+them jealously. Professore Pitre has, however, lately added to our
+obligations by publishing a reprint of the play: _Il Riscatto d'Adamo
+nella Morte di Gesu Cristo_; Tragedia di Filippo Orioles, Palermitano;
+Riprodotta sulla edizione di 1750; con prefazione di G. Pitre. Palermo:
+Tipografia Vittoria Giliberti, Via Celso 93. 1909. A copy of this
+reprint is in the library of the British Museum.
+
+Many of the friends who have helped me to write this book are named in
+the following pages, many more are unnamed. I hereby tender my thanks to
+all of them.
+
+I specially thank Signor Cesare Coppo, of Casale-Monferrato, who,
+although he is not a Sicilian, has helped me in a manner which I will
+only hint at by saying that he could give a better account than I can of
+Peppino Pampalone, of Castellinaria.
+
+To an English friend, Mr. Joseph Benwell Clark, I am indebted for the
+drawing on the title-page and on the cover. When any of the audience
+leaves Signor Greco's marionette theatre in Palermo to smoke a cigarette
+or to drink a glass of water between the acts he receives a ticket with a
+picture of two fighting paladins, which he gives up on returning. I
+brought away one of these tickets as a ricordo of the marionettes. The
+picture is not very clear, because it is printed from a wood-block that
+has been a good deal worn. Mr. Clark has made from it a drawing which
+looks more like what the artist originally intended, and I trust that
+Signor Greco will not be angry with us for assuming his permission to
+reproduce the picture.
+
+In correcting the proof-sheets I have had the assistance of my sister,
+Miss Lilian Isabel Jones, and of my friend Mr. R. A. Streatfeild. I am
+much obliged to them both for the care which they have exercised.
+
+I must not conclude without saying that Castellinaria still remains as in
+Chapter II of my previous book, "not so marked on any map of Sicily."
+
+ _September_, 1911
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+ CASTELLINARIA
+ CHAPTER PAGE
+ I. CHANGES IN THE TOWN 17
+ II. FESTA RIMANDATA 36
+ PALERMO
+ III. MARIONETTISTS AT HOME 53
+ IV. MALAGIGI 66
+ V. ARGANTINO 73
+ VI. THE ESCAPE FROM PARIS 82
+ CATANIA
+ VII. THE BUFFO'S HOLIDAY 93
+ TRAPANI
+ VIII. THE NASCITA 115
+ MOUNT ERYX
+ IX. THE COMPARE 129
+ X. COMPARE BERTO 135
+ XI. BERTO'S WEDDING 142
+ TRABONELLA
+ XII. SULPHUR 151
+ XIII. OMERTA AND THE MAFIA 157
+ XIV. MALA VITA 165
+ CASTELLINARIA
+ XV. THE CARDINALESSA 177
+ XVI. THE CORPORAL 185
+ EARTHQUAKE ECHOES
+ XVII. TOTO CARBONARA 203
+ TURIDDU BALISTRIERI 208
+ RAILWAY PORTERS 216
+ GIUSEPPE PLATANIA 220
+ GIULIO ADAMO 222
+ CECE LUNA 223
+ FUGITIVES AND VICTIMS 227
+ THE SLOPES OF ETNA
+ XVIII. LAVA 233
+ XIX. S. ALFIO 242
+ XX. THE NAKED RUNNERS 248
+ CATANIA
+ XXI. HOLY WEEK 261
+ ORTIGIA
+ XXII. O FOUNTAIN ARETHUSE 289
+
+
+CASTELLINARIA
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+CHANGES IN THE TOWN
+
+
+Enrico Pampalone entered the world with a compliment to his godfather,
+for of all the days in the year he chose to be born on my birthday.
+Peppino sent me a telegram at once, then a formal invitation to the
+christening, then a letter, an extract from which I translate:
+
+ With immense joy I inform you that Brancaccia has given to the light
+ a fine, healthy boy. Mother and child are well and send you their
+ salutations. We are all beside ourselves with delight at this happy
+ event and my father is talking of his grandson all day long. In
+ accordance with your promise, you ought to hold the baby at the
+ baptism, but, as I absolutely cannot permit you to undertake so long
+ a journey for this purpose, I am sending you a formal document and I
+ beg you to return it to me at once signed with your name in order
+ that the ceremony may take place with as little delay as possible.
+
+ We are all looking forward to the pleasure of seeing you playing with
+ your godchild which you will be able to do on your next visit.
+
+The formal document was to the following effect:
+
+ WHEREAS I the undersigned have undertaken the duty of acting as
+ godfather to Enrico the new-born son of Giuseppe and Brancaccia
+ Pampalone of the Albergo della Madonna (con giardino) Castellinaria
+ Sicily AND WHEREAS I am detained in London for several weeks and
+ desire that the baptism of the said infant shall not be delayed on
+ that account NOW I DO HEREBY APPOINT Luigi Pampalone the father of
+ the said Giuseppe Pampalone to be my substitute for me and in my name
+ to hold the said Enrico Pampalone his grandson at the sacred font on
+ the occasion of his baptism and to do all such other acts and deeds
+ as may be necessary in the promises as fully and effectually as I
+ could do the same if I were present in my own person I hereby
+ agreeing to ratify and confirm all that the said Luigi Pampalone
+ shall do by virtue of this writing AS WITNESS my hand this day of
+
+I filled up the date, signed the document, and returned it to Peppino,
+and he told me all about the ceremony. By virtue of the christening I
+became the padrino of Enrico, who became my figlioccio, and I also became
+the compare of Peppino and Brancaccia and in some spiritual way a member
+of the family. Peppino sent me a post-card every week, and so I learnt
+that the baby was the finest ever seen, and weighed more and ate more
+than any baby that had ever been born in Castellinaria. Then there came
+information about the first tooth and the first intelligent, if
+unintelligible, sounds. Soon he was three months old, then six, then a
+year, and still I had not seen him.
+
+When at last I returned to Sicily, he was more than a year old, and came
+down to the station to meet me. He laughed as soon as he saw me, threw
+away his india-rubber ball, and signified that he was to be given to me.
+Whatever he wants is always done at once and, as he never wants anything
+unreasonable, the method is working out admirably. I took him from
+Brancaccia, and he nestled down in my arms, all the time gazing up at me
+with an expression of satisfied wonder, as though at last he understood
+something that had been puzzling him. Peppino was present, but effaced
+himself by helping Carmelo with what he calls my "luggages." I suppose I
+exchanged the usual greetings with the parents, but they did not count, I
+had seen them since their marriage; this time I had come to see Enrico.
+There was some difficulty about getting into the carriage, because they
+thought I could not do it unless they took him away, and he did not want
+to be taken away. When we were settled, and Carmelo was driving us up
+the zig-zags, I said:
+
+"Of course you don't expect me to know much about babies, not being
+married or anything--but isn't he an unusually fine child for his age?"
+
+Brancaccia was much flattered and replied that recently, when they had
+bought him some new clothes, he took the size usually sold for babies of
+twice his age. This made Peppino laugh at his wife, and say that the
+compare might not know much about babies, but he knew how to get on the
+right side of Ricuzzu's mother.
+
+"Why do you call him Ricuzzu?" I asked.
+
+"Ricuzzu is Enrico in Sicilian."
+
+"Then I shall call him Ricuzzu also."
+
+"Of course, yes."
+
+The motion of the carriage soon sent the child to sleep. I handed him
+back to Brancaccia, and looked at her as she sat with him in her arms.
+She was more beautiful than before, because of something that has eluded
+the skill of all the painters who have striven to capture it for their
+hortus siccus of the Madonna and Child, something that Enrico had
+awakened in her heart, and that I saw glowing in her eyes and throbbing
+in all her movements.
+
+"Isn't he like Peppino?" asked Brancaccia.
+
+"He is the very image of Peppino," I replied; but I noticed that he also
+had Brancaccia's blue eyes, and was promising to have her black hair.
+
+We arrived at the Albergo della Madonna (con giardino) and Peppino took
+me up to my room. Brancaccia had been before us, and had put an enormous
+bunch of flowers in water on the table to greet me. I went out on the
+balcony, just to make sure that the panorama was still there, and, after
+putting myself straight, descended into the garden, where I found Peppino
+waiting for me, and where we were to have tea in the English
+manner--"sistema Inglese," as Brancaccia said.
+
+The English system is not always in working order at a moment's notice,
+so we had time for a walk round. The afternoon breeze was conducting a
+symphony of perfumes, and, as we strolled among the blossoms that were
+the orchestra, we could identify the part played by each flower;
+sometimes one became more prominent, sometimes another, but always
+through the changing harmonies we could distinguish the stately canto
+fermo of the roses, counterpointed with a florid rhythm from the zagara.
+If Flaubert had been writing in Sicilian, he could have said "una corona
+di zagara," or, in English, "a wreath of orange-blossoms," and he need
+not have worried himself to death by trying to elude the recurrent "de"
+of "une couronne de fleurs d'oranger." There was also music of another
+kind coming from a passero solitario (the blue rock thrush) who was
+hanging in a cage in a doorway. We spoke to him, and he could not have
+made more fuss about us if we had been the King of Italy and the Pope of
+Rome paying him a visit.
+
+I said, "Aren't you pleased with your beautiful garden, Peppino?"
+
+He replied, "Yes, and other things too. Sometimes I am cross with my
+life; but I think of Brancaccia and the baby, and I look around me, and
+then I says to myself, 'Ah, well, never mind! Be a good boy!'"
+
+Presently we came to a fountain which, when I turned a tap, twisted round
+and round, spouting out graceful, moving curves, and the drops fell in
+the basin below and disturbed the rose-leaves that were sleeping on the
+water. I also found an image of the Madonna and Bambino in a corner,
+with an inscription in front promising forty days' indulgence to anyone
+who should recite devoutly an Ave before it. I understood this as well
+as one who is not a Roman Catholic can be said to understand such a
+promise, and better than I understood another image to which Peppino
+called my attention. It was a small coloured crockery S. Giuseppe,
+standing on the top of the wall and looking into the garden, protected by
+a couple of tiles arranged over him as an inverted V, and held in place
+by dabs of mortar.
+
+I said, "Why do you keep your patron saint on the wall like that?"
+
+He replied that it had nothing to do with him. The land over the wall
+belongs to the monks, and they put the saint up to gaze into the garden
+in the hope that Peppino's father might thereby become gradually
+illuminated with the idea of giving them a piece of his land; they wanted
+it to join to their own, which is rather an awkward shape just there.
+The influence of S. Giuseppe had already been at work four years, but
+Peppino's father still remained obstinately unilluminated.
+
+Carmelo brought the tea and set a chair for Ricuzzu, who has his own
+private meals like other babies but likes to sit up to the table and
+watch his father and mother having theirs, occasionally honouring their
+repast by trying his famous six--or is it seven?--teeth upon a crust,
+which he throws upon the ground when he has done with it. So we all four
+sat together in the shade of the Japanese medlar-tree and talked about
+the changes in the town since my last visit.
+
+First Peppino repeated something he had told me last time I was there,
+before Ricuzzu was born. It was about the horror of that fatal night
+when he heard his father crying in the dark; he went to his parents' room
+to find out what was the matter, and heard the old man babbling of being
+lost on Etna, wandering naked in the snow. Peppino struck a light, which
+woke his father from his dream, but it did not wake his mother. She had
+been lying for hours dead by her husband's side.
+
+When the body was laid out and the watchers were praying by it at night,
+the widower sat in a chair singing. He was not in the room with the
+body, he had his own room, and his song was unlike anything Peppino had
+ever heard; it had no words, no rhythm, no beginning and no end, yet it
+was not moaning, it was a cantilena of real notes. It seemed to be a
+comfort to him in his grief to pour these lamenting sounds out of his
+broken heart. All the town came to the funeral, for the family is held
+in much respect, and there were innumerable letters of condolence and
+wreaths of flowers. When it was over, Peppino wrote a paragraph which
+appeared in the _Corriere di Castellinaria_:
+
+ A tutte le pie cortesi persone che con assistenza, con scritti, con
+ l'intervento ai funebri della cara sventurata estinta, con adornarne
+ di fiori l'ultima manifestazione terrena desiderarono renderne meno
+ acre it dolore, ringraziamenti vivissimi porge la famiglia PAMPALONE.
+
+He showed me this and waited while I copied it. When I had finished he
+went on, talking more to himself than to me:
+
+"The life it is not the same when we are wanting someone to be here that
+is gone away. When we were young and this person was living, things it
+was so; now we can understand this person who is gone, and things it is
+other. This is not a good thing. Now is the time this dear person
+should be living; now would we be taking much care."
+
+For many weeks they feared lest the father might follow the mother, but
+he began to take a new interest in life on the day when Peppino brought
+home his bride, and when Ricuzzu was born he soon became almost his old
+self.
+
+"Things it is like that," said Peppino; "the young ones are coming to dry
+the eyes that have tears in them because the old ones are going away."
+
+Brancaccia's attention was occupied by the tea and the baby, and by
+trying to follow Peppino's talk. He has been giving her English lessons
+and, though she has not yet got much beyond saying, "Me no speakare
+l'Inglese," she is quick enough to know what he is talking about,
+especially as she has heard most of it before. She now said a few words
+in dialect, evidently reminding him of something, and he at once began to
+tell me about their wedding tour. He had told me some of it last time I
+was there, and how he had wanted to take his bride to England and show
+her London, but they had not time enough, and that journey has been put
+off for some future occasion. They went to Venice, which was a
+particularly suitable place, because his cousin Vanni was there with his
+ship, the _Sorella di Ninu_, unloading a cargo of wine; they crossed by
+night to Naples, and Peppino showed Brancaccia Pompeii and all the
+sights; then they went to Rome for a few days and on, through Florence,
+to Venice. They stayed there a week, and then Vanni, having unloaded his
+wine, took them down the Adriatic and brought them safely home again.
+
+"It was sun," said Peppino, "and we was in Venice, Sammarco Place, where
+is--how speak you the colomba?--Excuse me, it is the dove. And there was
+different other people also--love-people, the young ones that go to the
+field in the spring to take the flower Margherita, and to be pulling the
+leaves to know the future, plenty many; also sposi, and some that bring
+the macchina to make the picture, and the bride was to be standing with
+the colomba in the hand. She put the grain in the hand, and would have a
+colomba that was with his feet in her finger and eat the grain; but the
+bridegroom was not clever to take the photograph and the colomba
+was--what is it?--he was finish his grain and flied away, and she was
+telling to her sposo:
+
+"'Now you are not clever to take the photograph and you shall be obliged
+to pay for another packet of grain.'
+
+"In the second time, not only a colomba was in the hand but also another
+one was stopping in the hat very large with the colomba, too large, I am
+not certain that the bridegroom was able to take all the photograph."
+
+Whereupon Brancaccia interposed, producing the result, and I exclaimed:
+
+"Why, it is Brancaccia herself! I did not know you meant that this
+happened to you. I thought you were telling me about other sposi, not
+about yourselves."
+
+Then they laughed together, and I saw that Brancaccia, by showing me the
+photograph, had let out more than was intended, unless perhaps it was all
+intended; either way, no harm was done, and I was allowed to put the
+picture in my pocket.
+
+Carmelo came to clear away the tea, and I said:
+
+"It seems to me, Peppino, that you have a new waiter. What has become of
+Letterio?"
+
+"Ah! you do not know about Letterio. Now I shall tell you."
+
+At this point it became necessary for Brancaccia to disappear somewhat
+suddenly with the baby.
+
+"It was festa," said Peppino, "and Letterio was drinking and his friends
+were telling to drink some more, and he was drinking plenty much. Then
+was he going out in a very hurry and was telling that he would be married
+very directly and was meeting a girl and was telling: 'Please, you, marry
+me this day.' And the girl was telling: 'Go away, Letterio, you are a
+drunk man.' And he was finding another girl and they was telling the
+same things--plenty girls--all that day. Afterwards many weeks are
+passing and Letterio don't be asking to be married, he was telling always
+that he would not be married never, never, never; also with the suspicion
+that no girl would take him. Excuse me, it is like the man who was fell
+down from the horse and was telling that he was go down--was not fell
+down. And it was festa again and Letterio was drinking plenty much again
+and was going on the street again and was meeting a girl again and was
+telling: 'Please, you, marry me very directly.' And the girl was
+replying: 'Yes.'"
+
+"But surely," I exclaimed, "surely they were not so silly as to get
+married when he was sober, were they?"
+
+It seemed, however, that they were. To save the expense and avoid the
+chaff that would have attended a marriage in Castellinaria, they went to
+the next village for a couple of days and returned married.
+
+"But when the man," said Peppino, "must be finding the courage in the
+bottle, this is not a good thing. The courage for the happy marriage
+must be in the heart. We know that good wine it is sincero, it makes to
+be speaking the truth; yes, very likely. But the wine it is sometimes
+traditore, it can also be telling the--what is bugia? Excuse me, it is
+the lie."
+
+"And so Letterio is married?"
+
+"Look here, he was married. Now I shall tell you. Oh! what a bad woman
+she was! Impossible to keep her in the albergo. 'Please go away,
+Letterio; I am very sorry; you and your wife also.' And went away, to
+his home in Messina and his wife also. In the winter was coming the
+disaster, the terremoto, the earthquake, and the city was finished to be
+consumed and the train was bringing the fugitives all day and all night.
+I was down to the station, Brancaccia was making ready the beds, Carmelo
+was driving them up and was bringing more and then more--broken people,
+also whole people, all without nothing, very undressed, and the albergo
+was became a hospital, a refugio, and the doctors were committing
+operations upon them in the bedrooms and were curing them and curing them
+till they died and went away in the cimitero--Oh! it was very
+pitiful--and sometimes they were repairing them and sending them away in
+the train. And I was making the journey with the hopeness to un-dig
+Letterio. During three days was I searching the mournful ruins of
+Messina but I don't be finding Letterio, nor alive nor dead, nor his
+wife, and I am unhappy; also Brancaccia is unhappy. This is why she was
+now going away with Ricuzzu."
+
+"Oh! I thought probably the baby had--"
+
+"Yes, many times that is the explication, but this time it is other; it
+is that she don't like to be hearing the story of Letterio. I shall tell
+you that Brancaccia is a gentle person, very tender in the heart."
+
+"Yes," I agreed, "of course she is. But are not you both making too much
+of this? You could not have known there would be an earthquake in
+Messina. If there was to be one it might have been in some other city,
+and they would not have been destroyed."
+
+"Look here; perhaps she was not a so bad woman; perhaps some day she
+would be making a little Ricuzzu and would be learning to be a good
+woman."
+
+"She might learn very slowly or not at all; and think of her poor husband
+all the time!"
+
+"Let us talk of something other. Do you remember Alfio Mascalucia?"
+
+"Perhaps; what did he do?"
+
+"You were always calling him Bellini."
+
+"In the barber's shop opposite? Of course, I remember him, but I had no
+idea he had such a magnificent name or I never should have dared to take
+liberties with it."
+
+I remembered him very well. I remembered going into the shop one day and
+he was alone, busy writing at a table in the corner. He said he was
+composing a polka. He had ruled his own staves because, like Schubert,
+he could not afford to buy music paper; he wanted all the money he could
+save to pay a publisher to publish his polka--just as we do in
+England--and if it succeeded his fortune would be made. I felt a sinking
+at the heart, as though he was telling me he had been gazing on the
+mirage of the lottery until he had dreamt a number. He had filled about
+two pages and a half with polka stuff, but had not yet composed the
+conclusion.
+
+"You see, what I must do is to make it arrive there where the bars end"
+(he had drawn his bar lines by anticipation); "that will not be
+difficult; it is the beginning that is difficult--the tema. It does not
+much matter now what I write for the coda in those empty bars, but I must
+fill them all with something."
+
+I said, "Yes. That, of course--well, of course, that is the proper
+spirit in which to compose a polka."
+
+As I had shown myself so intelligent, he often talked to me about his
+music and his studies; he had an Italian translation of Cherubini's
+_Treatise_, and had nearly finished all the exercises down to the end of
+florid counterpoint in four parts. His professor was much pleased with
+him, and had congratulated him upon possessing a mind full of resource
+and originality--just the sort of mind that is required for composing
+music of the highest class. He explained to me that counterpoint is a
+microcosm. In life we have destiny from which there is no escape; in
+counterpoint we have the canto fermo of which not a note may be altered.
+Destiny, like the canto fermo, is dictated for us by One who is more
+learned and more skilful than we; it is for us to accept what is given,
+and to compose a counterpoint, many counterpoints, that shall flow over
+and under and through, without breaking any of the rules, until we reach
+the full close, which is the inevitable end of both counterpoint and
+life.
+
+I called him Bellini because he told me that the composer of _Norma_ had
+attained to a proficiency in counterpoint which was miraculous, and that
+he was the greatest musician the world had ever known. This high praise
+was given to Bellini partly, of course, because he was a native of
+Catania. London is a long way from Catania, and in England perhaps we
+rather neglect Italian music of the early part of last century. Once, at
+Casale-Monferrato, I heard a travelling company do _I Puritani_; they did
+it extremely well, and I thought the music charming, especially one
+sparkling little tune sung by Sir Giorgio to warn Sir Riccardo that if he
+should see a couple of fantasmas they would be those of Elvira and Lord
+Arturo. Alfio may have been thinking of the maxim, "Ars est celare
+artem," and may have meant to say that Bellini had shown himself a more
+learned contrapuntist than (say) Bach, by concealing his contrapuntal
+skill more effectually than Bach had managed to conceal his in the _Mass
+in B minor_. While my hair was being cut I examined the polka with
+interest; it was quite carefully done, the bass was figured all through
+and the discords were all resolved in the orthodox manner; after the shop
+was shut he came over to the albergo and played it to us on the piano in
+the salon. I should say it was a very good polka, as polkas go, and
+certainly more in the manner of the Catanian maestro than in that of the
+Leipzig cantor.
+
+"And what about Alfio?" I asked. "Did he also marry a bad woman?"
+
+Then Peppino told me the story of the Figlio di Etna. He called him this
+because he came from a village on the slopes of the volcano, where his
+parents kept a small inn, the Albergo Mongibello, and where also lived
+his cousin Maria, to whom he was engaged. In the days when he used to
+talk to me about his counterpoint, Alfio was about twenty-four, and
+always so exceedingly cheerful and full of his music that no one would
+have suspected that his private life was being carried on in an inferno,
+yet so it was; a widow had fallen in love with him, and had insisted on
+his living with her. "And look here," said Peppino, "the bad day for
+Alfio was the day when he went to the house of the widow." He was too
+much galantuomo to resist; he had not forgotten Maria but he thought she
+could wait, and besides, he was at first flattered by the widow's
+attentions and amused by the novelty of the situation; but he never cared
+for the widow, and soon his chains became unbearable. As Peppino said,
+"There don't be some word to tell the infernalness it is when you are
+loved by the woman you hate." He exercised his contrapuntal ingenuity by
+devising schemes for circumventing this troublesome passage in the canto
+fermo of his life without breaking any of the rules, and finally hit upon
+the device of running away. So many men in a similar difficulty have
+done the same thing, that his professor, and even the stern Cherubini
+himself, would have condemned the progression less on account of its
+harshness and irregularity than because of its lack of originality. He
+scraped together about fifty francs and disappeared to Livorno where he
+soon found work in a barber's shop, cutting hair, trimming and shaving
+beards and whiskers, and making wigs for the theatre. He wrote the widow
+two letters containing nothing but conventional compliments, and
+displayed his resource and originality by posting one in the country and
+sending the other to a friend in Genoa who posted it there.
+
+After about three months of freedom, counterpoint and hair-dressing, he
+was sent for to return to his village for a few days and vote; Peppino
+anticipated my inquiry about the money for the journey by protesting that
+he knew nothing about the details of politics. However it may have been
+managed, Alfio got leave from his employer, went home and voted. He said
+nothing about the widow, but he promised Maria to return and marry her in
+a year, when he should have saved enough money. He did not know how he
+was going to do it, but he had to say something. Then the silly fellow
+must needs go for a day to Castellinaria to salute his friends in the
+barber's shop there--just as murderers seem never to learn that it is
+injudicious to re-visit the scenes of their crimes. Naturally the widow
+heard of his being in the town, they met in the street and had a terrible
+row. What frightened poor Alfio most was a sort of half persuasion that
+perhaps he had behaved badly to her. But he did not relent; he returned
+to his village, bade farewell to his family, embraced his adorata mamma,
+renewed his promise to Maria, went down to Catania, entered the station
+and turned pale as he saw the widow sitting in a corner with a parcel and
+a bundle.
+
+"Where are you going?"
+
+"I am coming with you."
+
+He had let out that he would return to Livorno in a few days, and she had
+resolved to accompany him, wherever he might be going. She had sold all
+her furniture in a hurry and come to Catania, knowing that he must start
+from there. She waited for him inside the station when it was open,
+outside when it was shut; she had to wait four days and four nights. She
+refused to leave him. She bought her own ticket and travelled with him.
+They settled down in Livorno--if that can be called settling down which
+was a continual hurly-burly; the only repose about it appeared in the
+bar's rests to which poor Alfio's counterpoint was now reduced. He grew
+irritable, abused her and beat her; but she was one of those women who
+love their man more passionately the more he knocks them about. Maria
+sent him a post-card for his onomastico, and the widow got hold of it.
+This led to his leaving the house for a few nights, but she had always
+taken his money for housekeeping, so he had not enough to leave the town,
+and she came to the shop in the daytime and made such a disturbance that
+he was frightened into returning. He dreamt of disguising himself in one
+of his own theatrical wigs and escaping so, but the idea was too like
+some of those contrapuntal combinations which, as Cherubini says, may be
+employed in a study-fugue, but which in practical music, as in practical
+life, have to be weeded out by artificial selection.
+
+Then his mother fell ill, and the family sent him the money to go home to
+embrace her. The widow had put some of his money by for an emergency.
+She was not going to lose sight of him again, especially now that she
+knew about Maria; she bought a ticket and came too. They spent the night
+at her brother's house in Catania and Alfio was to go next day to his
+village. She said she would come too, he said that nothing would induce
+him to take her with him. She implored and stormed and spat and swore,
+knowing all the time she could not appear in his village as belonging to
+him, and fearing that he intended to manipulate his going home alone into
+a way of escape. She pretended to acquiesce but, in the morning, as he
+was passing through the Quattro Canti she was there, disguised as a man
+in her brother's clothes, and before Alfio could recognise her she had
+stabbed him in the back and he fell down dead.
+
+"But, Peppino," I exclaimed, "this is a worse tragedy than the other.
+What a horrible woman!"
+
+"The Padre Eterno was very angry that day when he made the bad woman."
+
+"Where is she now?"
+
+"In prison."
+
+"That is no satisfaction to poor Alfio."
+
+"No; and not satisfaction to his family. His mother died of grief during
+that they were telling her his murder."
+
+"And Maria?"
+
+"Maria is telling that she would becoming a monkey-woman."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+"How do you say in English the lady-priest, the monaca?"
+
+"Oh! yes,--a nun. But it seems a pity she should take such a serious
+step. It is a dreadful story, Peppino."
+
+"Yes; and I am fortunate because I also meet the bad woman."
+
+"Was Alfio's widow a friend of yours?"
+
+"No; I meet her in London."
+
+"I'm glad she did not stab you."
+
+"Not the widow--some other woman."
+
+"I don't quite understand."
+
+"It is difficult to understand--difficult to be sure when it is the bad
+woman. The bad woman is like mosquitoes--not wanted but would not go
+away."
+
+"Tell me what happened."
+
+"When I was in London, I was at this place where is the--please, what is
+campo? No, not campo, but where is the beast with the horn in the
+head--the cervo?"
+
+"Ah! yes, the deer. You mean the Zoological Gardens."
+
+"No, no. This place where is the villa with the red palazzo and the
+chief labours of painting and beds and chinesy images are over the place
+where is coming the fire in the winter-time, and on the wall is also the
+armatura and the deer it is in the trees on the side of the river."
+
+"I believe you mean Hampton Court."
+
+"Yes, and was telling to the lady--she was a very kind lady--"
+
+"But please, what lady? Alfio's widow was not at Hampton Court?"
+
+"She was the wife of the plumber."
+
+"I am afraid I am very stupid, Peppino, but I don't seem to get hold of
+it. Who is the plumber?"
+
+"I meet him at Margate; also his lady, his wife; they invite me to their
+house; I accept their invitation."
+
+"But Margate is not Hampton Court."
+
+"No, they inhabit Hampton Court; they go to Margate for the
+villeggiatura, for the--how do you say?--for the baths of the sea."
+
+"Oh, now I understand. You met them at Margate and they invited you to
+call on them at their house at Hampton Court."
+
+"Of course, yes. And when I arrive, the husband, the plumber, he went
+away with his tools for his work in a sack, and his lady she says to me,
+'Please sit down.' And we talk together. She was a very kind lady. And
+presently--she was on the sofa by the window and I was in a chair by the
+fire--presently her husband return. I was like a fish not in his water,
+but oh! it was my salvation. Why must he be leaving us together? She
+was a very kind lady. And then to be returning without noise, so soon
+and so sudden. Do you think--?"
+
+I did not know. It looked rather like it, but the psychology of the
+Hampton Court plumber resembles the Italian music of the early part of
+last century in that it is but little studied among us. So I
+congratulated him on his escape, and inquired whether any of Alfio's
+compositions had been published.
+
+"Alfio don't be writing no compositions."
+
+"He told me he was composing music."
+
+"Alfio never compose something. Too busy. Look here, the student that
+shall be always making the exercise he don't be never composing the
+music."
+
+"But that polka? Don't you remember he came over to the albergo and
+played us his polka?"
+
+"Alfio don't write the polka. His professor gave him the polka to copy
+for study."
+
+"Oh! I see. Well, now don't you think we have had enough tragedies? Has
+nothing pleasant happened in the town since--? What a stupid question!
+Here is Brancaccia bringing the answer."
+
+Brancaccia not only brought the baby, she also brought to show me the
+clothes in which he had been christened, just as on my last visit, before
+he was born, she had brought and shown me the clothes in which she had
+been married. I have a confused recollection of fine muslin and
+embroidery and pretty gay ribbons. I remember more clearly her necklace
+of Sicilian amber which has been in the family for generations and, in
+the natural order of things, will one day be passed on to the wife of
+Ricuzzu. Each piece of amber is circular, flat underneath and convex
+above, and is surrounded with a fine golden band whereby it is joined to
+the next, side by side. The two smallest, at the back of the wearer's
+neck, near the clasp, are about as big as threepenny bits, and the pieces
+increase in size through sixpences, shillings, florins, half-crowns,
+until the one in the middle on her breast is nearly as large as a
+five-shilling piece. They are all sorts of colours, honey-yellow, rich
+orange, Venetian red, brown sherry, some clear and some clouded, some
+have insects in them, some when held properly in the sunlight, have a
+fluorescent, hazy tinge like the blue in a horse's eye, some are a
+peacock-green and others a deep purple. The largest piece is green, and
+has objects in it which Brancaccia says are cherry-blossoms. Peppino
+accepts his wife's view because it amuses him to call this piece The
+Field of Enna, where Proserpine was gathering flowers when Pluto carried
+her off, and these are the flowers she was gathering. But he knows that
+this kind of amber is called Simetite, because it is the fossilised resin
+of some prehistoric tree that used to grow on the upper reaches of the
+river Simeto which rises at the back of Etna, beyond Bronte, and falls
+into the sea near Catania; whereas Castrogiovanni, which is the modern
+Enna, is not on the Simeto. Castrogiovanni is, however, not far from the
+upper part of another river, which falls into the Simeto near the sea.
+And he argues that if The Field of Enna was washed down the
+Castrogiovanni river it may still have exuded from a tree of the same
+kind as those that used to grow on the Simeto, and in any case it had to
+pass through the mouth of the Simeto before reaching the sea, and so it
+may be called Simetite. Having got into the sea, it was thrown up in a
+storm or found in a fisherman's net.
+
+Then I must be shown the mule, with his beautiful harness, and the new
+cart which Ricuzzu had received as a birthday present from his
+grandfather; so we went to the stable. The cart was painted with the
+story of Orlando's madness, showing first how he had gone to bed in his
+boots; or rather how he lay outside a bed that was too short for him with
+all his armour on, like a lobster on a dish. This occurred in the house
+of a contadino who was standing with a lighted candle in his hand and had
+brought his wife. They did not know to whom they were speaking, and were
+telling him that the room had been occupied last by a knight and his lady
+and that the lady, in gratitude for their hospitality, had given the
+contadina a bracelet, saying that she had received it as a present from
+Orlando. And Orlando was exclaiming:
+
+"Show me that bracelet."
+
+In the second picture the contadina had brought the bracelet, and Orlando
+was sitting up, contemplating it and saying:
+
+"It is the bracelet which I gave to Angelica. The last occupants of this
+bed must have been that fatal woman and her husband Medoro. I am Orlando
+Paladino."
+
+These were the two panels on one side of the cart. On the other side,
+the third picture showed Orlando, who had got off the bed, and was
+standing up delivering a long "Addio" in the manner of Othello--one could
+almost hear the words: "Orlando's occupation's gone." The contadino and
+his wife were furtively leaving the room, perhaps because poetry bored
+these simple folk, but it may have been because Orlando, having no
+further use for his arms, was punctuating his speech by throwing away
+first la Durlindana, next his shield, then his helmet, his cuirass, front
+and back, his leggings, and his shirt.
+
+In the last picture he had nothing on but a pair of short white drawers;
+he had gone quite mad and had knocked down the house; its fall revealed a
+smiling landscape across which peasants and sheep were escaping, and the
+trees shook with the violence of his fury. He was catching some of the
+peasants and throwing them away, shouting and cursing that fatal woman,
+and struggling to drown the music and the drum, which made a crescendo
+till the curtain fell. I should have recognised it even if the pictures
+had not had titles, because I had recently seen it in a marionette
+theatre.
+
+The harness cost as much as the cart, and it took a month to make it. It
+was of leather, wood and metal, tasselled with gold and silver and wool
+of many colours; here and there were sparkling bits of looking-glass, and
+little pictures of ladies; here and there circles and crescents of blue
+and red felt, and little pictures of cupids and angels. Other spaces
+were covered with silver tinsel and spangles. There were spread eagles
+and horses' heads and two bouquets of artificial flowers. There was a
+St. George and the Dragon carved in wood and painted, there were bells
+and ribbons, and two trophies of coloured feathers, one for the head and
+another for the back, each more magnificent, and three or four times
+larger, than the plume which the maresciallo dei carabinieri wears with
+his gala uniform.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+FESTA RIMANDATA
+
+
+One day the bells were ringing for the festa of S. Somebody, but it was
+not really his day. Peppino told me that his proper day had been stormy
+or unsympathetic or the people had had some crops to get in or something
+else to do, and so the saint had had his festa shifted; or it may have
+been because some greater festival had fallen on S. Somebody's day owing
+to the mutability of Easter or for some other reason. I had been wishing
+I could have been at Castellinaria for the first anniversary of Ricuzzu's
+birth, I ought to have wished to be there for the festa of S. Enrico, but
+I did not know when it fell, nor did Peppino; but if festas might be
+transferred in this easy way, perhaps we might keep it now and find out
+afterwards to what extent it had been shifted. It would have been no use
+consulting the baby--besides, he would have been sure to agree--so as
+they were not very busy in the albergo it was decided that next day we
+would keep the onomastico of Ricuzzu and his padrino by driving down to
+the shore, throwing stones into the sea, and perhaps eating a couple of
+peperoni with a drop of oil and vinegar and a pinch of salt.
+
+Next morning the mule, the cart and the harness were brought out; it was
+the first time they had all been used together, and when Peppino and
+Carmelo had harnessed the little beast, he trotted up and down in the
+sunshine as proud as though he had been clothed in a rainbow and
+freshened up with dewdrops.
+
+I said: "Do you keep the onomastico of the mule also? It seems to me
+that he is as much pleased with himself as anyone. He looks as though he
+thought everything belonged to him. What is his name and when is his
+day?"
+
+"We call him Guido Santo," replied Peppino. "We will make it his festa
+also and afterwards we shall be discovering his day in the calendario."
+
+"And if it comes to that," I said, "why shouldn't we include you and
+Brancaccia?"
+
+"Bravo!" shouted Peppino, "and Carmelo also. Festa rimandata per tutti!"
+
+A chair for Brancaccia and the baby was tied in the cart among a
+multitude of parcels and baskets about which I thought it better not to
+inquire. Peppino and I sat on the floor in front, like the driver and
+his mate on an illustrated post-card, with our feet dangling down between
+the shafts among the mule's hind legs. Carmelo started us off and got in
+behind, and we drove to the sea, not the way to the station and the port,
+but by the road that descends on the other side of the headland. We
+passed by groves of lemon, star-scattered with fruit and blossom and
+enclosed in rough walls of black lava; by the grey-green straggling of
+the prickly pears and by vines climbing up their canes. We caught
+glimpses of promontories dotted with pink and white cottages and of the
+thread of foam that outlines the curve of the bay where a train was
+busily puffing along by the stony, brown beach, showing how much a little
+movement will tell in a still landscape. Behind the shimmering olives,
+first on one side, then on the other as we turned with the zig-zags of
+the dusty road, was the purple blue of the sea flecked with the white
+sails of fishing-boats and with the crests of whiter waves. Every one we
+met looked at us and admired the splendour of the cart and the sparkling
+newness of the harness until they caught sight of Brancaccia and the
+baby, and then they saw nothing but their beauty. We met the man who was
+riding up from the fishing village with baskets of fish for the town
+because it was Friday. Peppino and Carmelo disputed as to the amount he
+was carrying, and agreed at last that it must be about a hundred
+kilogrammes, partly by the quantity and partly because it had been good
+weather for fishing; when it is bad he cannot bring more than thirty,
+forty or fifty.
+
+Peppino told me that our mule was the offspring of an ass and a mare.
+These, he says, are better than those born of a horse and a she-ass.
+Mules can be male or female, and Guido Santo was a male but, except for
+the fact that the males are stronger than the females, the sex of a
+creature that is incapable of reproducing itself is not a very
+interesting subject. Our mule was still young, and had not yet learnt
+the use of corners, nor how to pass things in the road. Carmelo often
+had to get down and continue his education. After one of these lessons
+he lighted his pipe with a sulphur match which tainted the morning air
+and offended Ricuzzu; but almost immediately we came to a forge and the
+blacksmith was striking a piece of iron on his anvil.
+
+"Ricuzzu bello," said Brancaccia, "listen to the pretty music."
+
+And Ricuzzu listened and laughed; the pleasant acid flavour of the note
+as it followed us corrected the sulphur, and he put up his face for a
+kiss. Brancaccia knew how to smooth away his troubles and how to deserve
+his thanks.
+
+We passed a boy singing, and I said how pleasant it was to hear a real
+Sicilian melody sung by a modern Theocritus about the delights of his own
+country. But Peppino soon put a stop to that. The boy was one of a
+theatrical company that had arrived in the town from Piedmont where the
+song was popular; he did not know all the words, but it contained these:
+
+ Mamma mia, dammi cento lire
+ Che in America voglio andar.
+ Mother darling, give me a hundred lire
+ For I want to be off to the States.
+
+"Are they acting here?" I asked.
+
+"They are reciting _Il Diavolo Verde_. You don't will go and see this
+evening?"
+
+"If Brancaccia is not too tired, let us finish up Ricuzzu's festa by a
+visit to the theatre."
+
+The baby was wide awake all the time, observing everything, and much
+interested. I said:
+
+"I believe Ricuzzu understands that we are keeping his onomastico."
+
+"Of course, yes," replied Peppino; "Ricuzzu very intelligent."
+
+"I believe he even understands that it is not S. Enrico's day, and
+appreciates the idea of keeping his festa when it is convenient for
+everyone."
+
+"Of course, yes; the idea is the thing. Always it is the idea. Did you
+know the idea of the girl who went to confess?"
+
+"What is that?"
+
+"Not now. Please expect. I am too much busy with Guido Santo. Please,
+when we shall be there."
+
+On arriving at the shore we first found a cove where Brancaccia and
+Ricuzzu could be comfortable while Peppino, Carmelo and I went a little
+way off into a secluded place behind the rocks, undressed and bathed. We
+swam round and saluted the mother and child in their cove, but could not
+get near enough to splash them because the water was only a few inches
+deep near the shore and the proprieties had to be observed. When we were
+tired of swimming we came out and dressed. Then I took the baby while
+Peppino and Brancaccia went round into our dressing-room and he
+superintended her bath. Carmelo, in the meantime constructed a fireplace
+among the rocks and got his cooking things and all the parcels and
+baskets out of the cart. Peppino and Brancaccia returned, and we found a
+shallow, shady pool with a sandy bottom, undressed Ricuzzu, and put him
+into it. I observed that the baby's clothes were reefed with safety
+pins, but I said nothing about it, thinking the reefs could be let out
+when he had attained twice the age he was when they were bought. The
+proprieties did not matter with this bather, who soon learnt how to
+splash us. It may have been his padrino's vanity, but I thought he
+laughed loudest when he succeeded in splashing me.
+
+The couple of peperoni had swelled into a regular colazione. First, of
+course, we had pasta, this time it was called lingue di passeri
+(sparrows' tongues), they have fifty different names for it according to
+its size and shape, but it is always pasta. Carmelo made a sauce for it
+over his fire with oil, onions, extract of tomatoes, and certain herbs;
+the recipe is a secret which is to be imparted to Ricuzzu when he is
+fifteen, but I think Brancaccia has already guessed it, though she is not
+supposed to know. As a rule, I try to get only half as much pasta as a
+Sicilian takes, and of that I can only eat half, but on this occasion,
+either because of Carmelo's cooking or the sea breeze, or the presence of
+Ricuzzu, I ate it all, and it made me feel like Rinaldo after the
+terrible fight in which he kills the centaur and stands at the wings
+panting for breath.
+
+The pasta was followed by bacon and figs--an unexpectedly delicious
+combination; the bacon is uncooked and cut very thin, the figs are fresh
+and ripe, but it would not do in England because, although one could
+probably find the bacon in Soho, our figs never attain to Sicilian
+ripeness. Carmelo then surpassed himself with a pollo alla cacciatora,
+after which we had a mixed fry of all sorts of fish. Peaches out of the
+garden and cheese followed. Also we drank Peppino's own wine made from
+the grapes he had planted with his own hands and trodden with his own
+feet, and there was coffee with the cigarettes.
+
+I said: "I did not know Carmelo was a cook, I thought he was a coachman."
+
+"Also is he a cook. Also the nurse of Ricuzzu. Also a waiter. Very
+good boy Carmelo. We took him when Letterio went away."
+
+"And Brancaccia is not afraid to have him as Ricuzzu's nurse?"
+
+"Afraid? No. Why?"
+
+"Because he has been in prison for stabbing his friend."
+
+"Oh yes, in prison. But his friend was a bad man, was taking away
+Carmelo's girl."
+
+"Did the friend marry Carmelo's girl?"
+
+"Yes, and Carmelo got another girl. Plenty girls very fond of Carmelo.
+Look here, the girls always are liking the boy that has been in prison."
+
+"Yes; well, of course, one can understand that. By the by, what was that
+about the girl who went to confess?"
+
+"Did you know what is confess? All right, I shall tell you. The box is
+inside for the priest behind the railings, and the other place that is
+open is for the man or the woman that have sinned. And the girl is
+coming and is saying:
+
+"'My father, I have sinned. I had the idea to rob my sister of a hen,
+but I would not do it. What is this?'
+
+"The father was telling, 'It is a very bad idea.'
+
+"And the girl was repeating that she don't be doing the wickedness, only
+the idea.
+
+"'Never mind,' was telling the father, 'it is the idea that is the thing,
+and you would be fined with five francs to the church to make the Messa
+and the church would give the Messa for the sin and the sin would be
+delivered after the Messa.'
+
+"The girl takes from her pocket the five francs and put to the railings.
+The father is telling:
+
+"'It is not possible to touch. Please give me from the door.'
+
+"The girl was answering:
+
+"'Never mind; you have the idea to take the money and it is the idea that
+is the thing.'
+
+"Did you understand? All right, please take to eat. Some more fish?"
+
+"No, thank you," I replied.
+
+"Please take some more pollo."
+
+"Thank you, Peppino, I have eaten too much already."
+
+"Please take to the drink."
+
+"I have had quite enough, thank you."
+
+"Some more wine? Do not think about Letterio. You shall not be meeting
+your dolce cuore--your sweetheart, this day. You have not yet taken one
+glass."
+
+"Excuse me, I have drunk quite as much as is good for me--much more than
+a glass--nearly a bottle."
+
+"It is good till you shall drink the three glasses of Noah. Did you know
+what is the glass of Noah? All right, I shall tell you."
+
+Then he told me about Noah and the Devil.
+
+The patriarch Noah was working in his field one day when the Devil came
+along, put his arms on top of the gate, and looking over, said in a
+friendly way:
+
+"Good morning, Mr. Noah."
+
+"Good morning, Mr. Devil," replied Noah. "And what can I do for you?"
+
+"Do not let me interrupt; you seem busy this morning."
+
+"Yes," replied Noah; "I am planting the vine."
+
+"Oho!" said the Devil, "but this is rather interesting."
+
+So he slipped inside the field and took a seat on a large white stone.
+Noah went on with his work.
+
+A lion was prowling round and came through the gate which the Devil had
+carelessly left open. The Devil killed the lion and watered the vine
+with its blood.
+
+"I wish you wouldn't do that," said Noah testily.
+
+The Devil paid no attention. A monkey dropped down from a tree and came
+skipping up to them to see what was going on. The Devil killed the
+monkey and watered the vine with its blood.
+
+"Can't you leave the poor beasts alone?" said Noah, who had always
+deprecated cruelty to animals, and was beginning to lose his temper.
+
+The Devil paid no attention. A pig was wallowing in the mud close
+by--there had been a good deal of rain lately. The Devil killed the pig
+and watered the vine with its blood.
+
+This was too much for Noah. He shouted: "Haven't you got any work of
+your own to do, you lazy devil?" He was so angry he forgot to say "Mr."
+"You had better go home; your dinner will be getting cold."
+
+"'Hot' you mean," replied the Devil, looking for his hat, which had
+fallen behind the large white stone. "What an ungrateful husbandman you
+are! I have been helping you to make your wine. When you have drunk the
+first glass, you will feel strong and behave furiously. When you have
+drunk the second glass, you will forget how to think for yourself, you
+will imitate other people and behave foolishly. When you have drunk the
+third glass--Need I continue? I think not. Good morning."
+
+Whereupon the Devil put his hands into his pockets, tucked his tail up
+under his left arm and swaggered away, thinking of his next job and
+whistling "La Donna e Mobile."
+
+"And the glass of Noah," said Peppino in conclusion, "was containing one
+bottle. Did you understand? All right; I give you a medal."
+
+"I hope it will be a real medal and not like the idea of the girl."
+
+"We shall see. Please take to drink the milk of Ricuzzu."
+
+The baby had had one bottle of milk, but there was another ready for him.
+I said:
+
+"My dear Peppino, I could not eat or drink another mouthful of anything.
+I could not even eat a slice of Ricuzzu himself; besides, I don't believe
+Carmelo knows how to cook babies--not so as to make them really tasty."
+
+Brancaccia understood enough to know we were talking about Ricuzzu. She
+left off clearing away, and snatched the baby out of Carmelo's arms,
+whispering to me: "I know it is all right, but I shall feel safer if I
+have him."
+
+Peppino, who was lying on his back, observed her agitation out of the
+corner of his eye and said to me, maliciously speaking Italian so that
+she should understand:
+
+"If you would like to eat the baby, please say whether Carmelo shall boil
+him or cut him up and stew him alla cacciatora."
+
+"Thank you, no. I prefer Ricuzzu alive."
+
+"You are a bad papa," said Brancaccia, "and the compare is a good man."
+
+So she gave me the baby as a reward and slapped her husband's cheek as a
+punishment. Peppino naturally retaliated, and in a moment they were
+rolling over and over and bear-fighting like a couple of kittens at play,
+while Carmelo and I sat and laughed at them, and the baby crowed and
+clapped his hands and grew so excited I could scarcely hold him.
+
+There came a pause and Peppino said: "My dear, if you will leave off
+boxing my ears I will tell you a secret."
+
+Brancaccia instantly desisted and went and sat apart to recover herself.
+
+Peppino continued: "I knew the compare would refuse to eat the baby. He
+does not like our Sicilian dishes. Every time he comes to see us it is a
+penitenza for him, because he cannot eat food grown in our island. But I
+know what I shall do. I shall send a telegram to London: 'English
+gentleman starving in Castellinaria. Please send at once one chop, one
+bottle of stout.'
+
+"Look here," he continued, suddenly sitting up and becoming serious. "It
+is the clime. Here is the country not adapted to the beast, few rain,
+few grass, few beefs, few muttons, and all too thin and the land is good
+only for the goats and we must be eating such things that are doing bad
+to the stomaco--the little chickens and the poor fishes and the
+pasta--not other. In England shall be falling always the rain and plenty
+grass shall be growing and the beefs and the muttons shall be fat and
+much nourishment shall come to those who are eating them."
+
+I said that if I could have chops and stout instead of the few odds and
+ends which Carmelo had managed to scrape together for our ridiculously
+inadequate luncheon, of course I should stay at Castellinaria and never
+go home any more.
+
+So that was settled for the time, and Brancaccia, having put herself
+tidy, proposed a visit to the grottoes. Carmelo packed up his kitchen
+and took it off to the cart. On the way he met his cousin, borrowed his
+boat and came rowing in it--for Carmelo is also a fisherman. We got in
+and rowed round the promontory and into the caves. The baby was a good
+deal puzzled, he thought he was indoors, and yet it wasn't right, but he
+was pleased. When we were tired of the grottoes we rowed back, restored
+the boat to Carmelo's cousin, packed ourselves into the cart and Guido
+Santo took us up the zig-zags to Castellinaria after a day which we all
+enjoyed very much; Ricuzzu, who understood least, perhaps enjoyed it
+most, but then this baby enjoys everything. If we could have remanded
+his festa for a few years, instead of only a few days or weeks or
+whatever it was, he might have understood more and enjoyed less.
+
+Ricuzzu did not come to the theatre, he was supposed to be tired, so
+Brancaccia put him to bed and, leaving him with Carmelo, accompanied
+Peppino and me to see _Il Diavolo Verde_. We took our seats while the
+fiancee of Don Giuseppe, assisted by her lady's-maid, was endeavouring to
+make up her mind. The difficulty was that Don Giovanni, the brother of
+Giuseppe, had sent her a case of jewels and, like Margherita, in _Faust_,
+she could not resist the temptation to try them on in front of a
+looking-glass. We saw in the glass the reflection of a devil in green
+with pink trimmings. He appeared to be standing behind her, looking over
+her shoulder, but he was not really present; it must have been a magic
+mirror. Don Giovanni came and denounced his brother who, he said, was a
+bastard and no gentleman, proving his words by the production of their
+father's will written on a sheet of brown paper which he always carried
+in his belt. This convinced the lady, and she went off with Giovanni.
+Don Giuseppe, who had been carried away by armed men, escaped and
+returned to meditate on the crisis of his life. Remembering that the
+green devil was a retainer of his family, he summoned him and laid the
+case before him. This time the devil really came and told Giuseppe that
+there was a way out of his trouble, but that it would involve (1) the
+perdition of two souls, (2) the shedding of blood, (3) sacrilege, (4)
+perjury, and (5) all his courage. Don Giuseppe agreed and the curtain
+fell.
+
+The next act was in the cemetery in front of the tomb of the father of
+the two brothers. Don Giuseppe and the green devil came in, carrying
+another will, engrossed on brown paper, but not executed, a bottle of
+ink, and a quill pen. They stood in front of the door of the tomb and
+spoke some sacrilegious words. The door opened and revealed the corpse
+of the father like a Padre Eterno, standing upright, clothed in white,
+with a white face, a flowing white beard and white kid gloves.
+Brancaccia was, I believe, really as much frightened as Don Giuseppe
+pretended to be and I did not like it. The green devil encouraged his
+master to approach the corpse, which he did, first dipping the pen in the
+ink-bottle. He offered the pen and held in a convenient manner the new
+will which would put everything straight, begging his father to sign it.
+The corpse slowly raised its stiff right arm, took the pen in its hand
+and signed the will; it then dropped the pen on the ground, lowered its
+stiff right arm and the door of the tomb closed. Except for this, it did
+not move and it did not speak at all. It was a ghastly scene and the
+house was as still as though it had been empty.
+
+In the next act we returned to Don Giovanni whom we found playing dice
+with Fernando at an inn. When Fernando had lost his money and his
+jewellery and his lands and his castle and his furniture, he played for
+his wife, and Don Giovanni won her also. Whereupon Fernando wrote two
+letters to his wife, one, which they sent by a messenger, told her to
+come to the inn at once, the other was for Don Giovanni to give to her
+when she came. Fernando then went away, leaving the coast clear, and the
+lady entered.
+
+DON GIOVANNI: Donna Inez, I love you.
+
+DONNA INEZ: Silence, Sir. I am here to meet my husband. Where is he?
+
+DON G (_giving her the second letter_): He left this for you.
+
+DONNA I (_reads_): "Dear Inez: We have been playing dice. Don Giovanni
+has won. You now belong to him. Your affectionate husband, Fernando."
+It cannot be! 'Tis false! My husband would never behave in so
+ungentlemanly a manner.
+
+GIOV: On the contrary, Madama. And is not this his handwriting?
+
+IN: Now that I look at it again, it is. Ah, Cielo! Betrayed! Surely,
+Sir, you do not expect me to consent?
+
+GIOV: Certainly I do.
+
+IN: Never. I am a Spanish lady of high degree.
+
+GIOV: Inez, I love you. Be mine.
+
+IN: Are you of noble birth?
+
+GIOV: Yes.
+
+IN: Are you valorous?
+
+GIOV: Yes.
+
+IN: Don Giovanni (_hiding her face_), I love you!
+
+GIOV: My own, my beautiful one!
+
+IN: There is, however, one little difficulty about which, of course, you
+could have known nothing. Some years ago I foolishly took an oath. I
+swore I would be true to my husband during his life.
+
+GIOV: Well, but--let me see--yes, I did bring my sword with me. Suppose
+I were to step round and run him through the heart--if you don't mind
+waiting?
+
+IN: I'm afraid it would be troubling you?
+
+GIOV: Not at all. Any little thing of that kind. So glad you mentioned
+it.
+
+IN: Thanks. I suppose you could not manage to bring it off within sight
+of the window?
+
+GIOV: I don't see why not. Anyhow, I'll do my best.
+
+ [_Exit_ GIOV.
+
+IN: Waiter! (_Enter_ WAITER.) Lay the cloth for two (_She meditates
+while the waiter lays the cloth_. Exit WAITER.) Being a Spanish lady of
+high degree, the only course open to me is suicide. Fortunately, this
+ring contains a dose of poison strong enough for two, otherwise I should
+have had to die unavenged or to send round to the chemist's for more.
+(_She pours out two glasses of wine_, _splits the contents of her ring
+between them_, _and goes to the window_.) Ah! here they come. It is
+annoying that they are so far off. I cannot distinguish them in the
+dark; however, they are fighting. Now one is killed and the other is
+coming in. I wonder which it will be.
+
+_Enter_ DON GIOVANNI.
+
+GIOV: There! my own, my beautiful one. I'm afraid you did not have a
+very good view, but your poor husband was such a damned bad swordsman
+that I inadvertently killed him before I could get him as near as I
+intended.
+
+IN: Well, I confess I should like to view the body, just to make sure you
+have not killed the wrong gentleman--if you've no objection?
+
+GIOV: None whatever. You'll find him in the gutter up the street, under
+the third lamp post. (_Exit_ DONNA INEZ. DON GIOVANNI _observes the two
+glasses of wine and smells them suspiciously_. _Re-enter_ DONNA INEZ.)
+
+IN: Perfectly satisfactory and I thank you.
+
+GIOV: My own, my beautiful one! I love you! Be mine.
+
+IN: Shall we not first have a little supper? You must be fatigued after
+your exertions. And see! here is a nice glass of wine for you.
+
+GIOV: After you, Madama. (DONNA INEZ _hesitates to drink_.) You see, my
+beautiful one, I have had some experience in these matters, and now I
+never drink anything poured out for me by a lady unless she drinks some
+of it herself.
+
+IN (_aside_): Being a Spanish lady of high degree I cannot possibly
+refuse. I can only trust that as he is of noble birth and valorous, he
+won't be such a blackguard as not to drink. (_Drinks_.)
+
+GIOV: Brava! But--do you know?--after all, I think I should prefer a
+fresh bottle, if it's quite the same to you, my beautiful one. (_He
+empties his glass upon the floor_; _the wine flows about the stage in a
+stream of fire_. DONNA INEZ _dies in agony_. _Exit_ DON GIOVANNI
+_laughing_. _Curtain_.)
+
+During the applause that followed, Brancaccia rose, exclaiming:
+
+"Such a thing could not possibly happen."
+
+She collected her wraps and we left the theatre, although the play was in
+nine acts and we had only seen three. As soon as we got home, she
+retired. I said to Peppino:
+
+"I wish we had not gone to that play. I am sure Brancaccia has been
+frightened by it."
+
+"No," said he, "not frightened."
+
+"But she's gone away to recover herself?"
+
+"Look here, Brancaccia don't be thinking of the drama. She don't be
+thinking of nothing--only the baby. She go to see if Ricuzzu is
+sleeping."
+
+
+
+
+PALERMO
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+MARIONETTISTS AT HOME
+
+
+ ALESSANDRO GRECO TO THE AUTHOR.
+ MARIONETTE THEATRE,
+ PIAZZA NUOVA, PALERMO,
+ 4 _June_, 1909.
+
+ MY DEAR ENRICO,
+
+ Since I last wrote to you there has been a continual to-do and no
+ time for writing letters. What has been the to-do? Is it possible
+ you have forgotten my telling you that I am studying to be a singer
+ and that I take lessons every day? Now listen to this: Here in
+ Palermo, a new opera was performed recently for the benefit of the
+ victims of the earthquake at Messina. The story was taken from a
+ great German romance and the music was composed by an Italian who is
+ now in America. I was asked to sing as a supplementary tenor. We
+ had a month of rehearsals and in the end the performance was
+ splendidly successful. O my dear friend! If you had seen me on the
+ stage! I was dressed as a warrior with a wig of curly hair and a
+ pair of moustaches. I also received applause, and, when I appeared
+ before the audience to bow my acknowledgments, I thought: "Oh, if
+ only my dear friend were present, how he would be applauding me!"
+ You will understand after that whether I have had any time to write
+ to you; but now that things have calmed down a little and there is
+ less going on I can write to you as much as you like.
+
+ As you know, I am always busy in the teatrino; the other evening we
+ repeated Samson, that play which you once saw here. If you will
+ believe me, I was thinking of you the whole time because I remembered
+ that when we gave it two years ago you were present.
+
+ Just now in the _Story of the Paladins_, Orlando is throwing away his
+ arms and running about naked in the woods, mad for love of Angelica;
+ and soon we shall have the burning of Bizerta and the destruction of
+ the Africans. This will finish in July and we shall then begin the
+ _Story of Guido Santo_.
+
+ What have you done with that photograph of myself which I gave you
+ and which you put into your cigarette-case? Is still there, or have
+ you lost it? I have often promised to send you another but have not
+ done so because when you come to Palermo in September I hope we shall
+ be photographed together, you and I. Nevertheless I send you this
+ one now, it was taken by an English lady who came to the teatrino
+ last summer; you see me getting into a rage with a paladin, I am
+ talking seriously to him and swearing at him because he will not let
+ me dress him properly.
+
+ I will not prolong this letter, I do not wish to bore you; but I
+ promise you that I will never fail to let you know of my doings and I
+ count on you to tell me of yours.
+
+ Costantino, Sansone, Rinaldo, Rosina, Angelica, Ferrau, Pasquino,
+ Onofrio and all the other marionettes embrace you and send you their
+ kind regards.
+
+ I am and always shall be
+ Your affectionate friend
+ ALESSANDRO GRECO (Buffo).
+
+On arriving at Palermo, I went to the teatrino at about ten at night; not
+seeing the buffo in his usual place keeping order at the door, I guessed
+he must be on the stage and, knowing the way, passed through the
+audience, dived under the proscenium, crept along a short passage,
+mounted a ladder and appeared among them unannounced. The father, the
+buffo and his brother, Gildo, were so much astonished that they dropped
+their marionettes all over the stage and shouted:
+
+"When did you come?" "Why did you not write?" "Why did you not
+telegraph?"
+
+Thereby spreading their astonishment among the audience, who saw no
+connection between these ejaculations and the exploits of Guido Santo.
+They soon recovered themselves, however, picked up their paladins and
+managed to bring the performance to its conclusion, and we shut the
+theatre and proceeded upstairs to the house. On the way the buffo took
+me aside into his workshop to show me two inflammable Turkish pavilions
+which he was making; Ettorina in her madness was to fire them in a few
+days, one in the afternoon and the other at the evening repetition, as a
+conclusion to the spectacle. I inquired:
+
+"Who was Ettorina, and why did she go mad?"
+
+"I will tell you presently," replied the buffo, "we must first go
+upstairs."
+
+As we went up I asked after the singing and he promised to take me to the
+house of his professor to hear him have a lesson. Papa and Gildo had
+preceded us and we found them with the young ladies, Carolina and
+Carmela, and the child, Nina, who is as much a buffa as her brother
+Alessandro is a buffo. In a moment, the air was thick with compliments.
+
+PAPA: And how well you are looking! So much fatter than last year.
+
+MYSELF (_accepting the compliment_): That is very kind of you. You are
+all looking very well also. Let me see, Buffo mio, how old are you now?
+
+ALESSANDRO: Guess.
+
+MYSELF: Twenty-five.
+
+ALESS: Bravo. I completed my twenty-fifth year just three weeks ago.
+And you?
+
+MYSELF: I have also completed my twenty-fifth year, but I did it more
+than three weeks ago.
+
+ALESS: I see. You have twenty-five years on one shoulder; and how many
+more on the other?
+
+MYSELF: Twenty-five.
+
+ALESS: It seems to me you are making a habit of attaining twenty-five.
+Are you going to do it again?
+
+MYSELF: I have begun, but I shall put off completing it as long as
+possible. If you want to know my exact age I will give you the materials
+for making the calculation. I went to the Great Exhibition of 1851.
+
+GILDO: Tell us about it. I have often seen pictures of it in the
+illustrated papers, but I have never spoken to anyone who was there. Was
+it very beautiful? Were there many people? Did you see Queen Victoria?
+
+MYSELF: I can't tell you much about it. I was asleep and when I woke up
+I was so hungry that I cried till my mother took me into a side room and
+gave me my dinner. Then I went to sleep again until they took me home.
+I have been to many exhibitions since, but I never enjoyed one so much.
+You see, this one did not bore me.
+
+ALESS: You should not have had your dinner there. I went to the
+exhibition in Palermo and the food in the restaurant was not wholesome.
+
+GILDO: Yes, but you must remember that Alessandro is very particular
+about his food. He can only eat the most delicate things and must have
+plenty of variety.
+
+MYSELF: I did not have much variety in those days. I took my restaurant
+with me, the one at which I was having all my meals.
+
+GILDO: Oh well, if one can afford to travel like a prince--
+
+MYSELF: Gildo! I was not six weeks old and--
+
+PAPA: I have now made the calculation and I find you are my senior by six
+years. I hope that when I have caught you up I shall carry my age as
+lightly as you carry yours. Do I explain myself?
+
+ALESS (_to me_): I think you look older. I should have said you were a
+well-preserved man of sixty-four or (_stretching a point in my favour_)
+perhaps sixty-five.
+
+MYSELF (_feeling sure that here must be another compliment_): Thank you
+very much.
+
+BUFFO: Not at all; it does you great credit.
+
+GILDO: Now me, please. Ask me my age.
+
+MYSELF: Well, Gildo, and how old are you?
+
+GILDO: A hundred and seventy-four next birthday.
+
+MYSELF: Santo Diavolo! You don't look it. You must have been very busy
+since last autumn when, if I remember right, you were only twenty-one.
+
+CAROLINA (_tapping my right arm to attract my attention_): Signor Enrico,
+Signor Enrico, why do you not ask me my age?
+
+CARMELA (_tapping my left arm_): Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico, you have
+not asked me my age.
+
+MYSELF: Because I know how old you are. You are both of you the age that
+charming young ladies always are, and you do not look a day older.
+
+NINA: I'm fourteen.
+
+CARO and CARM (_comparing notes_): Did you hear what he said? He said we
+are charming young ladies.
+
+NINA (_insisting_): I'm fourteen. Do I look it?
+
+MYSELF: I can compliment you on looking a little older. Since last year
+you have grown out of being a child, but you have hardly yet grown into
+being a young lady like your sisters, though you are quite as charming.
+
+ALESS (_taking the opportunity to begin_): First you must know that Carlo
+Magno is now dead and the Pope is shut up in Paris and is being--
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico, do you drink marsala in London?
+
+MYSELF: Marsala is known in London, but we do not drink it every day as
+you do in Palermo.
+
+GILDO: In England people drink tea; everything is so different in
+England.
+
+MYSELF: That is quite true, Gildo. In England what is like that
+(_holding my hand out with the palm up_) in Sicily is like this (_holding
+it with the palm down_:_ Peppino Pampalone taught me this gesture_).
+
+GILDO: And that is why in London the people walk on their feet, whereas
+in Palermo they walk on their hands, as you have no doubt observed.
+
+ALESS: Si; e ecco perche in Londra si mangia colla bocca, ma qui, in
+Palermo, si mangia nella maniera che ti faro vedere da un diavolo nel
+teatrino. But I was telling you about the Pope. He is shut up in Paris,
+where he is guarding the Christians against the--
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, do you ever see the sun in London?
+
+GILDO: Yes, they see the sun in London, but only on three days of the
+week; on the other days they send it to be cleaned.
+
+CARM: Then it is not the same sun as ours?
+
+GILDO: It is a different sun. Our sun is made of gold and remains always
+bright. The sun of London is made of copper and, being constantly
+exposed to the air, it tarnishes more rapidly even than the breastplate
+of Carlo Magno, and you know what a lot of cleaning that wants.
+
+PAPA: All this is very interesting, but listen to me. I have something
+to say. When I was a boy at school--are you attending? Very well, then,
+I may proceed. When I was a boy at school, we had a professor who told
+us that in consequence of--
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico, what is the English for Grazie?
+
+MYSELF: It means Thank you.
+
+CARM: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico, what is the English for Buona notte?
+
+MYSELF: Buona notte in English is Good night.
+
+ALESS:--and Paris is being besieged by four Turkish emperors, namely,
+Rodoferro di Siberia, Balestrazzo di Turgovia, Leofine di Cina and
+Bracilone d'Africa, and they have two hundred thousand men--
+
+GILDO: Now me, please. Teach me to speak English. What did you say is
+the English for Grazie?
+
+MYSELF: Thank you.
+
+GILDO: And Buona notte?
+
+MYSELF: Good night.
+
+GILDO (_tentatively_): Thank you. Good night.
+
+MYSELF: Bravo, very good.
+
+CARO: What does that mean?
+
+MYSELF: Very good means--
+
+PAPA:--and this professor of ours told us that in consequence of certain
+natural--do I explain myself?--of certain natural causes, it is rare for
+a human being to live more than one hundred years. It is therefore
+unlikely that--
+
+ALESS:--and Paris is being besieged by--
+
+MYSELF: Yes, I know, Buffo, by four Turkish emperors and they have two
+hundred thousand men. I should think it must be rather a serious
+situation. But I want to hear about Ettorina.
+
+ALESS: It is a very serious situation, but do not be alarmed because--
+
+PAPA:--it is therefore unlikely that Gildo will ever reach the age of one
+hundred and seventy-four. Do I explain myself?
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, Come sta? what does it mean?
+
+MYSELF: It means How do you do?
+
+CARO (_trying her hand_): How do you do?
+
+MYSELF: Brava. Very good.
+
+(_Nina did not ask to be taught English_._ She was following the
+conversation with sympathetic illustrative gestures not caring two straws
+whether anyone observed her_, _just as she did not care whether anyone
+observed that she was breathing_; _and_, _just as she could not stop
+breathing_, _so she appeared unable to stop her gestures_._ She was as
+incessant and as resourceful as the orchestra in_ Hansel and Gretel.)
+
+CARM: Signor Enrico, Signor Enrico, Io t'amo.
+
+MYSELF: Oh! but this is so sudden.
+
+ALESS:--do not be alarmed, because--
+
+CARM: What does it mean in English?
+
+MYSELF: Oh, I beg your pardon. It means--
+
+ALESS:--do not be alarmed, for it is the will of heaven that--
+
+PAPA: I may even go further and say it is unlikely that Gildo--
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, do you know what Carmela is doing?
+
+MYSELF: She is making lace on a pillow, no doubt for her wedding
+trousseau.
+
+CARM (_demurely_): Not for my wedding. No one will ever want to marry
+me.
+
+MYSELF: Oh, come now, you don't expect me to believe that?
+
+ALESS:--it is the will of heaven that they shall all escape--
+
+MYSELF: Well, if this is not for you, perhaps it is for Carolina's
+wedding?
+
+ALESS:--that they shall all escape to Montalbano--
+
+CARO (_demurely_): Not for my wedding. I shall never marry. I shall
+stay at home and look after my dear papa and my dear brothers.
+
+NINA (_recklessly_): That's all very pretty, but I'm going to get
+married. (_She was sitting on the edge of the table swinging her legs_.)
+
+ALESS:--that they shall all escape to Montalbano through the subterranean
+road which the devils--
+
+MYSELF: Why don't you tell me about Ettorina? Come to Ettorina.
+
+ALESS: One moment, if you please--which the devils will make on Wednesday
+evening--
+
+CARM: You have not yet told me what it is in English.
+
+MYSELF: What what is in English?
+
+CARM: Io t'amo.
+
+(_By the time I had given the information Papa_, _who had been proposing
+my health in a speech of which I caught little except an occasional_ Do I
+explain myself? _had begun perorating towards a close and was about to
+crown his remarks with a brindisi in verse_.)
+
+PAPA: Questa tavola--
+
+GILDO (_taking the words out of his mouth_):
+
+ --oggi e assai piu bella.
+ Enrico! Bevo alla salute di tua sorella. {60}
+
+ALESS:--which the devils will make on Wednesday evening by command of
+Argantino the--
+
+PAPA (_beginning again_):
+
+ Questa tavola non e sporca ma e netta.
+ Enrico! mangia, e non dare a loro retta. {61a}
+
+MYSELF (_obediently taking a pear_._ It was a fine pear with a maggot in
+it_;_ they wanted me to take another but I knew that those with maggots
+are usually the best_. _Not seeing why I should not be a poet also_, _I
+put it thus_):
+
+ Animale
+ Non fa male. {61b}
+
+GILDO (_instantly raising his glass_):
+
+ Ora che ho mangiato non sono piu a dieta;
+ Bevo alla salute d'Enrico che e poeta. {61c}
+
+ALESS:
+
+ Anch'io voglio brindar, da povero precoce,
+ Ad Enrico che sentir vuole la mia voce;
+ Da un anno non ti vedo, O caro fratello!
+ Vieni oggi, ti faro sentir l'_Otello_. {61d}
+
+MYSELF (_bowing my acknowledgments_): Thank you very much.
+
+GILDO: What did you say? Does that mean Good night? Is that what you
+said before?
+
+MYSELF: Very much means Molto, Thank you means Grazie, and Good night
+means Buona notte.
+
+GILDO: Let me try. Very much thank you good night?
+
+MYSELF: Bravo, Gildo! You are making progress.
+
+(_Nina was not so much preoccupied with her comments as to be unable to
+take a line of her own when there was nothing particularly inspiring in
+the conversation and_, _just now_, _she had laid her head down in an
+empty plate and was unostentatiously putting out her tongue and making
+faces sideways at me_.)
+
+GILDO (_taking a fig in one hand and raising his glass with the other_):
+
+ Oggi mi voglio mangiare un fico;
+ Bevo alla salute del Signor Enrico. {62}
+
+(_I had to drink each time_, _not much_--_merely to acknowledge the
+compliment_--_excusing myself by saying I had not the energy to drink
+more_.)
+
+MYSELF: My dear Buffo, when you have sufficiently got into the habit of
+being twenty-five to approach the age Gildo says he is, you will not have
+so much energy as you have now.
+
+ALESS: Yes, I shall.
+
+MYSELF: No, Buffo mio.
+
+ALESS: We will make a bet about it, but you will lose.
+
+GILDO (_to Aless_): By that time Enrico will not be here to pay if he
+does lose, so you will not win.
+
+MYSELF: Bravo, Gildo.
+
+GILDO (_bowing his acknowledgments_): Thank you very night--Why do you
+laugh? That is what you say. Why do you laugh?
+
+PAPA (_taking his revenge about the brindisi_): Don't talk so much,
+Gildo.
+
+ALESS (_taking his about the bet_): You have been talking all the
+evening, Gildo. You are as bad as a conjurer in the piazza.
+
+(_Gildo proclaimed a general silence and_, _as a guarantee of good
+faith_, _pretended to skewer his lips together with a tooth-pick_.)
+
+ALESS (_whispering to me_): Argantino is the Prince of the Devils and has
+commanded them to make the subterranean road from Paris to Montalbano--
+
+PAPA: May I speak one word?
+
+MYSELF (_graciously_): Yes, Papa. You may even speak two words.
+
+PAPA: I--
+
+ALESS and GILDO (_shouting_): One!
+
+PAPA:--have--
+
+ALESS and GILDO: Two! There now, shut up. You've spoken your two words.
+Silence.
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, last year you only stayed in Palermo four days; this
+year you will, of course, stay at least a month.
+
+MYSELF: I am sorry, my dear young lady, but it is impossible.
+
+ALESS:--and they will all escape and--
+
+MYSELF: Please, Buffo, how many kilometres is it from Paris to
+Montalbano?
+
+ALESS: I do not remember, but it is a long way.
+
+CARO: Why do you not stay a month?
+
+CARM: Yes, why are you going away?
+
+MYSELF: My dear young ladies, I must go to Calatafimi.
+
+CARO: But why do you go to Calatafimi?
+
+CARM: Yes, why do you not stay with us?
+
+(_Nina did not speak_. _She merely gazed at me as though she could not
+mind her wheel_, _Mother_.)
+
+MYSELF: I have friends at Calatafimi whom I have promised to go and see
+and I cannot--
+
+ALESS:--and arrive in safety at Montalbano.
+
+MYSELF: I believe you told me once that Montalbano is Rinaldo's castle in
+Gascony. Did the devils make a subterranean road right across France?
+It is a long way, you know.
+
+ALESS: The devils must do as Argantino commands them.
+
+MYSELF: If he is the Prince of the Devils of course they must; but this
+seems rather a large order. Come to Ettorina. Why don't you come to
+Ettorina?
+
+ALESS: One moment, if you please; first you must know that--
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, who are your friends at Calatafimi?
+
+MYSELF: I know a baritone singer and his father and mother, two or three
+landed proprietors and the custode of the Temple of Segesta who lives at
+Calatafimi and is great friend of mine. I also know another--
+
+CARM: It is not true. How many ladies do you know at Calatafimi?
+
+MYSELF: Well, let me see. I don't think I can exactly--
+
+CARO: Tell us about the young ladies of Calatafimi, you like them better
+than you like us.
+
+(_Here sobs were heard_;_ Nina's head and shoulders had fallen over the
+back of her chair_, _her hair had come down an she was weeping gently but
+inconsolably_.)
+
+MYSELF: I shall be back in three days.
+
+(_Whereupon Nina recovered herself and fixed her eyes on the ceiling with
+an expression of beatific joy such as is worn by S. Caterina da Siena
+when the ring is being put on her finger in the pictures_._ Nina's hair
+had now to be done up and it is magnificent hair_, _lustrous_, _black_,
+_wavy thick and long--for a girl of fourteen_, _wonderful_._ Her two
+sisters did it up as though it usually came down about this time of the
+evening and she submitted in the same spirit_._ It was no concern of
+ours_.)
+
+PAPA: It is now one year since you were last in Palermo and it seems like
+yesterday--do I explain myself?
+
+GILDO (_so that everyone could hear_): I have kept all your post-cards in
+a secret place. No one suspects that I have received them.
+
+ALESS: You must know that before Malagigi died he--
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, why do you wear spectacles?
+
+MYSELF: In order that I may more clearly contemplate your beauty.
+
+CARO: I do not believe you.
+
+CARM: Signor Enrico, why do you wear your hair so short?
+
+MYSELF: In order that--
+
+CARO: Signor Enrico, why do you wear that little beard, that barbetta?
+
+CARM: Signor Enrico, why do you wear--?
+
+ALESS: Why do you wear a coat and waistcoat?
+
+GILDO: Why do you wear boots?
+
+PAPA: Why do you--?
+
+NINA: I can tell you why he does all these things. It is to make the
+young ladies of Calatafimi go mad for love of him as the daughter of
+Cladinoro went mad for love of Ruggiero Persiano.
+
+MYSELF: I have never heard of Ruggiero Persiano. Who was he, a paladin?
+
+NINA: Yes; a cavaliere errante.
+
+MYSELF: Then who was the daughter of Cladinoro?
+
+NINA: Ettorina.
+
+MYSELF: Do you mean to say that Ettorina went mad for love of Ruggiero
+Persiano?
+
+NINA: Yes.
+
+MYSELF (_rising to go_): Finalmente!
+
+ALESS: Yes, but first you must know--
+
+MYSELF: All right, Buffo, never mind about that; at last I know who
+Ettorina was and why she went mad and that will do for the present.
+Thank you very much and good night.
+
+GILDO: That is what I said. Why did you laugh when I said that?
+
+MYSELF: Say it again, Gildo, and I won't laugh this time.
+
+GILDO: Thank you very night and good much.
+
+MYSELF: Bravo. If you go on at this rate you will soon be speaking
+English like a native.
+
+I took leave of the young ladies, and Papa, Alessandro and Gildo
+accompanied me to the albergo, where they left me. As I approached my
+bedroom door I looked up over it half-expecting to see there the words
+which, years ago, I had seen written over the entrance to a Tuscan
+monastery:
+
+ O beata Solitudo!
+ O sola Beatitudo!
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+MALAGIGI
+
+
+Next morning I called on the buffo in his workshop. His two combustible
+Turkish pavilions were finished, ready to be fired by Ettorina, and he
+was full of his devils. I inquired why we were doing Guido Santo so
+soon; it was only a year since my last visit to Palermo, when I had
+witnessed his lamented end after a fortnight of starvation in prison,
+and, at this rate, the story would be over in fourteen months instead of
+lasting eighteen. The buffo said they had made the experiment of
+shortening it. If one has to shorten a story, probably the _Paladins of
+France_ with its continuations would suffer less from the process than
+many others. At all events it could scarcely grow longer, as a work of
+art so often does when one tries to shorten it.
+
+The devils were naturally among the dramatis personae of the teatrino,
+but they had to be got ready and repaired and provided with all things
+necessary for them to make the subterranean road. I said:
+
+"I am not sure that I quite followed all you told me last night."
+
+"There was perhaps a little confusion?" he inquired apologetically.
+
+"Not at all," I replied politely; "but I never heard of Argantino before.
+Did you say he was the son of Malagigi?"
+
+"That is right. He did not happen to be at Roncisvalle, so he was not
+killed with Orlando and the other paladins. An angel came to him and
+said, 'Now the Turks will make much war against the Christians and, since
+the Christians always want a magician, it is the will of heaven that you
+shall have the rod of Malagigi, who is no longer here, and that Guido
+Santo shall have la Durlindana, the sword of Orlando.' And it was so,
+and Argantino thereafter appeared as a pilgrim."
+
+"I remember about Malagigi; he made all Rinaldo's armour."
+
+"Excuse me, he made some of his armour; but he did not make his helmet,
+nor his sword Fusberta, nor his horse Baiardo. First you must know that
+Rinaldo was one of the four brothers, sons of Amone, and their sister was
+Bradamante."
+
+"I saw her die at Trapani. The Empress Marfisa came and found her dying
+of grief in a grotto for the loss of her husband, Ruggiero da Risa."
+
+"Precisely. She was Marfisa's sister-in-law because she married
+Marfisa's brother Ruggiero da Risa."
+
+"Then who was the cavaliere errante, Ruggiero Persiano?"
+
+"He was the son of Marfisa and Guidon Selvaggio, and this Guidon
+Selvaggio was the son of Rinaldo."
+
+"Had Bradamante no children?"
+
+"Guido Santo is the son of Bradamante and Ruggiero da Risa."
+
+"I heard something about Guido Santo at Castellinaria the other day--let
+me see, what was it? Never mind. I hope he left children."
+
+"I told you last year that he never married."
+
+"Oh yes, of course; that is what I was thinking of. One cannot remember
+everything at once and pedigrees are always confusing at first. Then it
+is for love of Bradamante's nephew by marriage, Ruggiero Persiano, that
+Ettorina has now gone mad?"
+
+"Bravo. And Malagigi was Bradamante's cousin."
+
+"How was that?"
+
+"Amone had a brother Buovo, and Malagigi was the son of Buovo. Therefore
+Malagigi was the cousin of Rinaldo and of Bradamante. And that is all
+you need know about the pedigree for the present. Malagigi was Emperor
+of Magic. Other magicians only commanded a devil or two each, but
+Malagigi dominated all the hosts of the inferno, all the devils, harpies,
+serpents, gorgons, hydras, furies and also the monster Briareus."
+
+"Just as the buffo dominates all the marionettes in the teatrino," I
+interpolated.
+
+He bowed and proceeded: "Rinaldo's helmet used to belong to Mambrino."
+
+"I have read about it in _Don Quixote_."
+
+"Ah! but that was not a real helmet; that was only a barber's basin
+because Cervantes wanted to laugh at Don Quixote. Rinaldo slew Mambrino
+and took his helmet, but Mambrino was a giant and his helmet was too
+large for Rinaldo, so Malagigi took it down into the laboratory of the
+inferno and altered it to fit."
+
+"And do the audience see all that done on the stage?"
+
+"Most of it; and what they do not see they imagine. Fusberta, Rinaldo's
+sword, formerly belonged to another giant, Atlante. Malagigi always
+intended it for Rinaldo, but he was a wise magician and knew that people
+do not value things unless they pay for them, so he would not let him
+have it till he had earned it by killing Atlante."
+
+"It's rather like what you told me last year about Orlando's dream and
+his going to the river-bank where Carlo Magno and that other giant,
+Almonte, were fighting, and his killing Almonte and his taking his sword
+and horse and armour."
+
+"I did not say that Orlando had a dream; it was Carlo Magno who had the
+dream about a young man whom he did not know, and I told you that
+afterwards, when Orlando came and helped him to fight Almonte, Carlo
+Magno recognised him as the young man in his dream."
+
+"Sorry, Buffo; my mistake. But it is rather like it, isn't it?"
+
+"About his taking the giant's sword it is rather like it, but that is not
+a bad thing in the teatrino, the people must not be puzzled by too much
+variety."
+
+Then he told me about Baiardo, Rinaldo's horse, who formerly belonged to
+Amadigi di Gaula, to whom he was given by Berliante, another magician,
+who found him in the desert. After the death of Amadigi, Berliante chose
+but seven devils, put them inside Baiardo and turned him loose in the
+forest, saying: "This horse can only be dominated by a man as strong as
+Amadigi." After this, several things happened, of which I only remember
+that Baiardo kicked all the sense out of Isolier, a Spanish cavalier who
+was trying to tame him with his sword, not knowing the right way to do
+it, and a nameless Englishman was involved in a duel. At last Rinaldo
+came and, after working hard at Baiardo for an hour, struck him a blow
+between the eyes with his mailed fist and thus tamed him. Then Rinaldo
+mounted him and boasted of his triumph, shouting in his humorous way:
+"Now Baiardo is carrying eight devils."
+
+"And so you see Rinaldo getting Baiardo is not at all like Orlando
+getting his horse Vegliantino; besides, Baiardo is red, the colour of
+fire, and Vegliantino is white all over, without one black hair."
+
+"Why do you call Orlando's horse Vegliantino? Last year he was
+Brigliadoro."
+
+"One moment, if you please. Almonte called him Brigliadoro because he
+had a golden bridle; but when Orlando took him he called him Vegliantino
+because he was so wide-awake--only slept with one eye at a time--always
+kept the other open. You have good horses also in England. I read in
+the _Giornale di Sicilia_ that your King Edward has a good horse who won
+the great race this year, but I do not remember his name. It was not a
+reasonable name."
+
+"The name was Minoru. Do you think that a bad name for a good horse?"
+
+"I think Vegliantino is better."
+
+"Perhaps it is. Let us return to Malagigi. Are you not going to tell me
+why he is no longer giving the Christians the benefit of his services as
+magician?"
+
+So he told me about Malagigi, who, it seems, had a quarrel with Carlo
+Magno, in the course of which Malagigi boasted:
+
+"You are the Emperor of the World, but I am the Emperor of the Inferno."
+
+Carlo Magno did not quite like this and responded by cursing Malagigi,
+saying that he would not go to heaven when he died. One would think that
+Malagigi must have had the substance of this remark addressed to him
+before by persons who had not troubled to wrap it up in the imperial
+language employed by Carlo Magno. If so, it had never made any
+impression on him, but now he began to think there might be something in
+it. He had been a good man on the whole and a Christian, nevertheless,
+as a sorcerer he had no doubt diabolised a little too freely. To be on
+the safe side, he determined to repent and, as these things do not get
+over the footlights unless they are done in the grand manner, he began by
+burning his magical books, all except one, and they were the books of
+Merlin, whose disciple he had been. He next dropped his name of
+Malagigi, because it had been given him by the devils in council, and
+called himself Onofrio. He still kept on terms with his confidential
+private devil, Nacalone, whom he now summoned and to whom he spoke these
+words:
+
+"Convey me to some peaceful shore where I may repent of my sins and die
+of grief in a grotto."
+
+When we came to this--I could not help it, I was full of small complaints
+that morning--I exclaimed:
+
+"But, my dear Buffo, this makes consecutive fifths with his cousin
+Bradamante dying of grief in the grotto at Trapani."
+
+He admitted that it would have been better if one of them had had the
+originality to die in bed as a Christian or an ordinary man does, or to
+be killed in mortal combat, but there it was, it was the will of heaven
+and could not be altered. It seemed rather an invitation to the
+shortener of the story, but the same people do not come to the theatre
+every night and those who had missed the death of Bradamante would be
+pleased to see Malagigi die.
+
+The nearest peaceful shore with a suitable grotto known to Nacalone
+happened to be in Asia; he put his master on his back and flew off with
+him apologising for carrying him so far, but there was not really much
+trouble about it, because his wings were strong and the journey was
+accomplished in safety.
+
+Malagigi sat repenting in his Asian grotto, like S. Gerolamo in the
+pictures. He found a stone with a hole in it into which he stuck a cross
+made of two pieces of wood tied together with dried grass, and to this
+cross he prayed. In the intervals of prayer and repentance he gathered
+the herb malva, dried it, powdered it, mixed it with water into paste,
+formed it into cakes, baked them in the sun and ate them. When his time
+came, he died, and gradually his corpse became a skeleton, but his spirit
+still dwelt within because it was so ordained. His dying did not
+surprise me--to be born is to enter upon the path which even magicians
+must tread and which leads to the inevitable door--nor was I alarmed
+about his spirit remaining inside his skeleton--it gave him a touch of
+originality after all and differentiated his death from that of
+Bradamante whose soul I had seen extracted by an angel; but I could not
+help being seriously uneasy about his burning all his books. Each book
+had a devil chained inside it, and when Malagigi opened a book its devil
+used to appear for instructions. As long as he was repenting, they might
+perhaps be trusted to behave themselves; but after his death, in spite of
+its being somewhat equivocal, I was afraid that all these devils, and
+Merlin had an extensive library, would escape and be free to do as they
+chose. The buffo assured me, however, that no harm would come of it, and
+as he knew what was ordained by the will of heaven I was ready to take
+his word; besides, there was still the one unburnt book and this was the
+home of Nacalone, who might be powerful enough to avert disasters. So
+Malagigi's body remained in the grotto, dead and yet not dead.
+
+Then a time came when his son Argantino happened to be travelling in Asia
+with his second cousin Guido Santo. Accompanied by Costanzo, a Turk,
+whom Argantino had defeated and baptised, the two knights came to the
+dreadful enchanted grotto and entered it to see whether perhaps it might
+contain anything good to eat. Costanzo did not enter, they sent him off
+to collect a quantity of wood to make a fire because it was a chilly
+evening. When their eyes had become accustomed to the dim light, they
+discerned a tomb whereon was this inscription:
+
+ IN HOC LOCO PAX.
+
+Guido knelt down to pray, saying: "I perceive here a sepulchre."
+
+"Yes," replied Argantino kneeling by his side; "I wonder who in this
+peaceful grotto is sleeping his last long sleep."
+
+Presently the tomb opened by a miracle and a voice disturbed their
+devotions:
+
+"Malagigi parlera."
+
+The two cousins trembled with horror as a skeleton rattled up from the
+sepulchre and spoke thus:
+
+"I am the great magician Malagigi, and in obedience to the command of
+heaven my spirit has here waited for this day. To you, O my son
+Argantino! I confide the one book of magic which remains to me. To you,
+O Guido! I confide the horse Sfrenato."
+
+Here he delivered the two compliments to the two paladins; but for the
+moment Sfrenato took the magical book and carried it in his mouth as a
+cat carries her kitten.
+
+"And now, listen to me. Terrible times are in store for the Christians
+and it is God's ordinance that you two shall preserve the faith. Swear
+to me therefore, O Guido! that you will"--and so forth.
+
+When he had concluded his address, his prophetic spirit was exhausted, as
+might perhaps have been anticipated, for the speech was of portentous
+length, and the skeleton clattered down again into the tomb, which closed
+by another miracle while a ball of fire ran along upon the ground across
+the stage and back again. Then Guido took his oath and spoke thus to
+Argantino:
+
+"Let us now depart. And you Turks! all of you, tremble! for Guido shall
+be your destruction."
+
+With this he vaulted upon Sfrenato, who curveted and whinnied with joy at
+recognising his master. And so the two paladins continued their journey;
+but before leaving the neighbourhood they naturally made arrangements
+with the local marble-mason to have the tomb closed in a proper and
+hygienic manner.
+
+"And all this," said the buffo, "happened only last Friday, and why did
+you not come in time to see it? It was very emotional."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+ARGANTINO
+
+
+As I had missed the emotional interview at the tomb the buffo generously
+arranged that there should be a private repetition of the scene specially
+for the young ladies and me; but it could not be that afternoon because
+it would take time to prepare and we had the appointment to go to his
+professor's house for his singing lesson, and that also would take time.
+Before singing one does a few exercises, the effect of which is to warm
+up the throat and awaken the voice, because the warmer the throat, the
+better the quality of the voice, and this had to be got through before
+anyone could be allowed to listen. At the proper moment I was taken to
+the professor's house and introduced into the studio where the buffo, who
+had taken off his collar to do the exercises, sang extracts from his
+repertorio, which includes _Otello_, _Rigoletto_, _I Pagliacci_ and
+_Cavalleria Rusticana_.
+
+After he had sung one of his pieces, I made him my compliments and
+congratulated his professor on the result of his teaching, whereupon they
+made their excuses--I had come on an unfortunate day, the voice was
+suffering from fatigue and the piano was out of tune. I had not observed
+the fatigue, but they were right about the piano and I agreed with the
+maestro, who said it was time to order a new one. Not only was it out of
+tune enough to curdle the milk, but they had endeavoured to distract
+attention from its defects by crowding its lid with rubbish till it
+resembled the parlour chimney-piece in a suburban villa or the altar in a
+second-rate church.
+
+As some old harridan when bidden to the christening of her great-niece
+fumbles among such ornaments of her gioventu tempestosa as have been
+refused by the pawnbroker, and choosing the least suitable decks herself
+out therein, thinking thus to honour the festa--even so on this piano
+were accumulated artificial flowers, photographs in metal frames, a
+sprinkling of glass vases in wire cages that jangled, a couple of
+crockery pigs to bring good luck and a few statuettes and busts.
+
+"Please, Buffo," I inquired, "who is that silver saint upon the piano?"
+
+"It is not a saint," he replied, "it is only un musicista qualunque."
+
+"It looks about the shape of Mozart," I said, wondering what he was doing
+in that galley.
+
+"I do not remember his name," said the buffo, "it is written on him in
+front; it is not a reasonable name."
+
+He brought me the bust and I, thinking that, to harmonise with the
+musical atmosphere of the studio, it should have been Leoncavallo or
+Mascagni, found that it was even more out of tune than the shameless
+piano it had been standing on. It was BETKOVEN, with every letter
+distinctly legible through the thick silver paint with which it was
+covered.
+
+These foreign names are so puzzling. At an afternoon party in Palermo I
+once had a conversation with a gentleman who told me that Bellini was the
+king of opera-writers and the emperor of composers. To pass a few hours
+with people who consider Bellini to have written the last note in music
+is as restful and refreshing as to dream away an August afternoon in a
+peaceful backwater, forgetting that there is a river running to the sea.
+After Bellini, the gentleman mentioned Beethoven, who, it seems, studied
+in Italy, and that is why his music is so melodious. The more accessible
+writers on Beethoven know as little about this studying in Italy as they
+know about the Palermitan spelling of his name, but it must be right,
+because how otherwise could he have acquired his astonishing power of
+producing the true Italian melody? And there is another German musician
+who is even more melodious and more Italian in style than Beethoven and
+therefore a greater musician.
+
+"Did he also study in Italy?" I asked. "And what was his name?"
+
+"They all come here to study, and his name was Sciupe."
+
+I divined that this German melodist could only be either the Viennese
+Schubert or the French Pole Chopin, but with my English pronunciation I
+failed to make the distinction. Then a young lady, who had been sitting
+near, proposed to clear the matter up by playing a piece composed by
+Sciupe, and if I would listen attentively I should understand why he is
+known as the German Bellini. By this time I had made up my mind that it
+must be Schubert and was expecting one of the songs transcribed by Liszt,
+but she played Chopin's Funeral March and told me that the composer had
+written besides a number of operas and conducted them at Berlin. I
+acquiesced in what appeared to be the will of heaven, saying:
+
+"Oh! yes, of course. How stupid of me!"
+
+The buffo has a fine voice and has got far beyond appearing to have
+learnt his songs diligently and to be delivering them correctly. I
+suspect, however, that he did not pass that way. He will soon have
+assimilated all that can be taught about singing, and for the rest he is
+naturally an actor, one of those few who are born with the strange power
+of appearing to experience inwardly what they express outwardly, a power
+that his life among the marionettes has strengthened and perfected. But
+as to predicting his future, which is what he wanted me to do, I suppose
+that only an expert, and perhaps not even an expert, can tell from
+hearing a singer in a small room how he will sound on the stage; and the
+voice is not everything, there is the appearance and the question of how
+his personality will affect the public, and the further question of how
+he will stand the life and amalgamate with his fellows. So, like a good
+Sicilian, I told him that there never was such a magnificent voice, that
+I had never heard anyone sing so well and that I was sure he would
+eclipse all previous tenors, which made everything quite satisfactory.
+
+The next day we had our private performance, and it began with Guido
+Santo and Argantino at the dreadful enchanted grotto of the great
+magician Malagigi. I was glad to see Argantino; it was nearly as good as
+seeing Malagigi in his habit as he lived because, although the son only
+had one diabolical book, yet in his personal appearance he strikingly
+resembled the father, being indeed the same marionette and distinguished
+chiefly by his wings, which he inherited from his mother Sabina who was a
+witch. Argantino always wore his wings even when he used to wear armour,
+and on his shield he bore the portrait of a devil so that everyone should
+know at a glance the kind of man he was. After the angel tells him he is
+to do the magic for the Christians he appears clothed as a pilgrim with
+wings, and in this way, although it is the same marionette and both
+Malagigi and Argantino are magicians, confusion is avoided--at least the
+buffo said that was the intention.
+
+There was another thing I should have been sorry to miss. I had hitherto
+supposed the dictionaries to be right in defining a miracle as an event
+contrary to the established course of nature, but the buffo took me
+behind the scenes to study the miracle by which the tomb opened. There
+were three or four strings so arranged that if anyone pulled them the
+tomb could not remain closed. The buffo pulled them and the tomb opened.
+Nothing less contrary to the ordinary course of nature could be imagined.
+It would be interesting to know whether other miracles would similarly
+falsify their definition if one could have a buffo to take one behind and
+disclose the secret of how they are performed.
+
+The second scene was a Ballo Fantastico, which was given to take the
+taste of the tomb and the skeleton out of our mouths. It was done by a
+heavy Turk who danced cumbrously; presently his arms detached themselves
+and became transformed into devils who danced separately; then his legs
+followed their example; then his head descended from his trunk and, on
+reaching the stage, became transformed into a dancing wizard carrying a
+rod of magic and beating time to the music; then, while the body was
+dancing by itself, various devils came out of it followed by several
+serpents that floated among the devils; after which it developed a head,
+a neck, wings and a tail, so that it became transformed into a complete
+dragon, and the wizard mounted upon its back and rode about wizarding all
+the other creatures. Altogether the original Turk became transformed
+into sixteen different marionettes.
+
+After this we had a funambolo or rope-dancer. The curtain rose
+disclosing his rope ready for him, he entered and, after bowing
+profusely, leapt up and sat first on the rope, then on a seat at the
+back. Here he played with his pole, holding it first with one hand then
+with the other, then balancing it on his head and doing tricks with it.
+Then he walked along the rope forwards and backwards and danced, doing
+his steps with great care and precision. After which he sat down to
+recover his breath. Then he rope-walked again, doing impossible
+things--that is, they would have been impossible if he had not been
+sustained by many invisible strings, which the buffo manipulated with
+wonderful skill. I liked the funambolo even better than the wizard, he
+was extraordinarily lifelike.
+
+In the evening I became transformed into an ordinary member of the public
+and saw the devils make the subterranean road. The performance contained
+a great deal besides about Periglio, a Turkish paladin, who, having been
+accused by the son of the Emperor of China of helping the Christians, was
+condemned to be beheaded. The father of his accuser with the other three
+Emperors came to see him die; they stood at corners relentlessly
+smoothing their beards and curling their moustaches with their right
+fists and crying "A Morire!" Periglio in chains was led on, blindfolded.
+The solemn headsman followed, carrying his axe, and, as the boy left off
+turning the handle of the mechanical piano, the cornet blasted a
+broken-hearted minor ninth over the last chord of the funeral march and
+prolonged it till--well, after all it was a mistake; Periglio had not
+really helped the Christians; his brother proved that, on the contrary,
+he had done them as much damage as any Turk among the allied armies of
+200,000 men. So he was pardoned, and one of his friends gaily kicked the
+executioner off the stage. The brothers embraced and then, with their
+hands on their breasts, bowed to the audience to acknowledge the
+applause; but they did not know they were brothers, they had not yet
+recognised each other; that was to be another emotional moment to come
+later on.
+
+The kicking the executioner off the stage and the embracing and bowing of
+the brothers were so absurdly natural that I inquired about them, and it
+seemed that Gildo had thought of these effects and carried them out.
+
+"But then," said the buffo, "Gildo is an artist. You should see him with
+Truffaldino."
+
+"What is Truffaldino? Another cavaliere errante?"
+
+"He is the paladin who is a buffo. You should see him toss his crown
+from one side of his head to the other and put both his hands on his
+heart when he makes love to Angelica. He only plays the fool a little
+the first night, and more and more as the drama proceeds, until he dies
+by being pulled to pieces by four horses. It is all done by Gildo, and
+the audience laugh every night that Truffaldino appears."
+
+Then we were taken to Vienna, where Guido Santo and Argantino had
+arrived, but we only saw Argantino.
+
+"Where is Guido?" I asked. "I want to see him."
+
+"Yes, well, you won't see him this evening," replied the buffo. "He's
+only in the next room, but he's much too busy to come."
+
+"What is he doing?"
+
+"Baptising Christians--those who couldn't make up their minds before
+whether they would be converted or not."
+
+"Very well, we won't interrupt him."
+
+So I had to be content with Argantino, who came with his book, his rod of
+magic and his wings. After flying about for some time in a hall with
+columns, he settled down, and someone entered and told him the
+disquieting news about Pope Gregorio III being shut up in Paris. But,
+knowing that it was the will of heaven that the inhabitants should not
+perish, he summoned his confidential family devil Nacalone by opening the
+book, just as a rich man of to-day liberates infernal power by opening
+his cheque-book. Nacalone was as comic as the mask Pasquino, and tumbled
+to show his willingness to obey. He had a string to his back so that he
+could be turned upside down and made to stand on his head. He received
+his instructions and flew off to execute them.
+
+The Viennese columns disappeared and the devils, plenty of them, all with
+wings and tails and horns, were shown, as in a vision, working at the
+subterranean road. Two were sawing a block of stone; some flew up to use
+their hammers and do work in the upper parts of the tunnel; one, who was
+perhaps nervous or perhaps more of an artist and wanted to look the part
+of a modern Palermitan workman, used his legs to climb a ladder to reach
+his work; others were digging up the ground and knocking down the walls;
+a devil wheeled an empty Sicilian cart, painted with paladins, rapidly
+across the stage and after a moment wheeled it back slowly because it was
+now heavily laden with tools and cement; another kept coming with a
+basket of stones on his shoulder and emptying them down in heaps. It was
+a busy scene and much applauded, especially the cart. The Viennese
+columns hid it from view.
+
+The buffo was very proud of this scene, and no wonder.
+
+"There is nothing like it in Dante. But then," he continued, "there
+would not be likely to be. What is Dante? As versification, as
+language, his poem is fine, splendid, supreme, above all other poetry
+books; but as sense, what is it? And then again, why should Dante go
+about to make me believe in devils? Me! the ruler of all the devils in
+the teatrino! As though I did not know more about devils than anyone.
+Dante is the Emperor of Words, but the buffo is the Emperor of Deeds.
+And then his obscurity! As a theme for discussion Dante is as obscure as
+religion. One says: 'It is so.' While another says: 'It is not so.' As
+men discuss a melon and one says: 'Inside it is red.' While another
+says: 'Inside it is white.' Who can bear testimony to the truth of
+Dante's words? We cannot cut his poem open and see his inner meaning.
+Whereas I have cut my inferno open for you. I have shown you what it is
+like inside, and you can bear testimony to the truth of the subterranean
+road."
+
+The buffo told me that the Christians in Paris were not armed, but they
+all got safely away to Montalbano. During the siege, the Pope directed
+the defence, and the people, following his commands, threw their
+furniture over the walls with the intention of damaging the enemy; but
+the Turkish Emperors had made a study of the art of war and taught their
+men how to hold their shields over their heads, and thus they warded off
+the chairs and tables and were able to creep along under cover, approach
+the city, climb up the walls and descend into the piazza. The first who
+entered went round to open the gates and let the rest in. As soon as
+they had recovered from their surprise at finding that the inhabitants
+had all escaped, they began to commit sacrileges. Balestrazzo, Emperor
+of Turgovia, occupied the principal church of Paris as a stable for his
+horses. Rainello, a nephew of the traitor Gano di Magonza, wishing to do
+a bravery, went into a church and cried with a loud voice:
+
+"Take down that crucifix; it is only wood; if it had been a god I should
+not have denied the faith. Take it away. There is only one God and
+Mahomet is his prophet."
+
+With this he leapt on the altar, drew his sword, and was about to hew the
+crucifix into pieces when a thunderbolt struck him. As he was the first
+to lay hands upon the sacred images, so he was the first to be struck.
+But he recovered; he did not die of the thunderbolt; it was the will of
+heaven that he should live to be killed by Guido Santo.
+
+It was a pity that I had to go to Calatafimi and could not stay for all
+this, but before I went I had the satisfaction of seeing Ettorina go mad.
+At first she was hardly more than slightly unhinged, yet she was mad
+enough to enter the enemy's camp by night. The sentinel had just been
+awakened by the corporal, but she paid no more attention to them than
+they to her. Nor did she shrink from making consecutive fifths, or
+downright octaves, with Costanzo as she crossed the stage, going away to
+fetch a quantity of wood to light a fire because it was a chilly evening;
+but, as the buffo pointed out, she had a sufficient dramatic reason to
+justify the licence. Presently, like the laden Sicilian cart, she
+staggered back with her faggots and disappeared. In a few moments we saw
+the fitful glare from the conflagration she had kindled dancing on the
+combustible pavilion which took up all the back of the scene. Various
+Turkish soldiers entered to investigate the cause of the unwonted light,
+but they did not return to report, she killed them all, one after the
+other; and this gave time which the buffo utilised by applying a match
+from below, and, while the pavilion blazed and the audience applauded,
+Ettorina in her burnished armour went as mad as Tilburina in her white
+satin till the curtain fell.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+THE ESCAPE FROM PARIS
+
+
+Although I had to miss a great deal that it would have been interesting
+to see on the stage, I spent a couple of mornings with the buffo in his
+workshop helping to make the scene of the people escaping, which was
+perhaps even better than being among the audience later. I think he is
+most happy when he is holding up the mirror to nature and reproducing
+modern Palermitan life as it appears to him. He enjoyed the devils and
+the subterranean road, but the inhabitants of Paris in modern costume,
+each saving his most precious object and escaping with the Pope through
+the subterranean road to Montalbano, was a larger canvas and gave him
+more opportunities. As a creative artist he is in the fortunate position
+of being up to a certain point his own impresario, stage-manager and
+performer. Nevertheless he has to rely on the co-operation of his father
+and Gildo, and there is always the public to be considered, therefore it
+is possible that some of the things we made and contemplated in the
+workshop did not get so far as to be presented on the stage.
+
+There was a sluggard carrying a mattress under each arm; and a drunkard
+carrying a bottle of wine, a real glass bottle that would catch the light
+and make an effect. Another man had on his back a table and was carrying
+a plate, a knife, fork, spoon and napkin; he was a glutton. The masks
+Pasquino and Onofrio were making a comic escape and talking in dialect;
+Pasquino was carrying his wife Rosina on his shoulder and a pillow in his
+hand, and Onofrio was saving an article of crockery made at Caltagirone.
+And because the buffo was studying to become a singer he had made a
+musician:
+
+"But I cannot show his voice," he complained.
+
+"He might be practising a solfeggio," I suggested, "which you could sing
+for him." But this was not treating the buffo's voice with proper
+respect. "Or put a piece of music-paper in his hand and make him a
+composer."
+
+"Bravo! But what is written on the music-paper?"
+
+I said: "_Stornelli Montagnoli_."
+
+He began to hum meditatively:
+
+ [Picture: Music in the Play]
+
+"No," he said, "that won't do. In the first place it is not yet known in
+Palermo, and when it is, it will be so popular that no one in particular
+will think of saving it."
+
+"Very well then," I replied, "make it that he has just discovered an
+entirely new resolution of the dominant seventh and has written it down
+before he forgets it."
+
+"All right. And this is the painter; he has his easel and a picture
+which he has only just begun; that is more precious to him than all the
+pictures he has finished because it is so full of hope."
+
+"Bravo, Buffo. And where is the miser?"
+
+"Oh Caspita!" he exclaimed. "How clever you are! Of course there must
+be a miser. We will make him at once."
+
+So we selected an old man marionette who happened to have nothing
+particular to do at the moment, and got a piece of sacking out of which
+we made a bag and filled it--not with gold--
+
+"No," said the buffo, "that must be one of the things the people do not
+see, they must imagine the gold." Then we loaded the miser with his bag
+and added him to the crowd of fugitives.
+
+And he had made a woman saving a mouse-trap; she was a suffragette. That
+was because he had read in the _Giornale di Sicilia_ that in England a
+meeting of suffragettes had been dispersed by letting mice in among them.
+The buffo's suffragette had argued thus:
+
+"In all the world there are mice; Montalbano will be no exception. How
+do I know what sort of house I shall have there? It will probably be
+over-run with mice. If I take this trap with me, at least I shall be
+able to catch some of them."
+
+It turned out that she had to sleep on the floor in someone else's house
+like a fugitive from Messina, and the mouse-trap came in very handy.
+
+And he had made a chemist who was saving a medicine chest and a few
+instruments. The chemist had argued thus:
+
+"In Montalbano there will be no order. Here in Paris the restaurants are
+well-managed and the food is good. How can I tell what sort of food they
+will give us there? Very likely we shall have to depend a great deal
+upon chance. I will take these instruments and medicine and earn money
+by curing those who will be sure to be upset by the badness of the food."
+
+And a man came weeping; his father had died the day before and there had
+not been time to bury the body, but it had been put into a coffin and the
+undertaker's men were laughing because the son was rich and had promised
+to pay them extra for carrying the body to Montalbano and burying it
+there; but the son did not see they were laughing, he was in front to
+show them the way.
+
+Two boys came along, each saving a marionette, one had Orlando, the other
+Rinaldo; they forgot that they were escaping and stopped to make the
+paladins fight; a third boy came and said they were his marionettes and
+the others had stolen them, and the boys left Orlando and Rinaldo lying
+on the stage and began to fight among themselves till their three mothers
+followed.
+
+"Be quick, be quick, you silly boys, be quick," shouted the mothers,
+hustling everything before them--boys, marionettes and all--as an autumn
+hurricane sweeps away the fallen leaves.
+
+"What is that man doing?" I inquired.
+
+"Which man?"
+
+"The one standing in the corner there--he seems to have a camera."
+
+"Yes, that's right. He has been sent by the Cinematograph Company to
+reproduce the scene for their show."
+
+"Oh! I see. That's a capital idea; the people will like that."
+
+"Yes, won't they?"
+
+And two men were dragging a heavy bundle along on the ground between
+them, and I asked:
+
+"What's in the bundle?"
+
+"Clothes," he replied.
+
+And there was a woman carrying a hen in a basket, and the hen escaped
+from the basket, laid an egg in the middle of the stage and cackled back
+into Paris; but the woman saved the egg and said: "Better an egg to-day
+than a hen to-morrow."
+
+Another woman was carrying her baby on one arm and leading a child by the
+hand, and the child was crying because it had to walk too fast and was
+tired.
+
+"This is the astronomer," said the buffo.
+
+"Is that his umbrella under his arm? It seems too long and too bright."
+
+"No; that is Halley's comet which he has predicted for next spring. He
+does not want to leave it behind, the Turks might destroy it and he would
+lose his reputation."
+
+There was the boy from the barber's shop opposite; he had been playing
+with a black kitten when the alarm came and he joined the fugitives just
+as he was, in his white tunic with the kitten in his arms and a comb
+stuck in his bushy hair. And there came a troop of old women, chattering
+and shuffling along and understanding no more about it all than I should
+have understood if I had not had my buffo, my programme raisonne, to
+explain it.
+
+Then I said: "Buffo mio, we have had a musician and a painter, where is
+the poet?"
+
+"Here he comes." And there came a pale, Alfred de Musset youth with long
+hair, a roll of paper and a quill pen. "Do you know what he is saying?
+He is saying: 'Better to embrace and be betrayed than to suffer and die
+in ignorance.'"
+
+"Is that the philosophy of the buffo?" I inquired.
+
+"It is the philosophy of the poet," he replied.
+
+"Isn't it rather beyond the public? Will they understand?"
+
+"The public won't hear that; it is only for you and me. There are many
+things we do not tell the public because they are the public; but we
+understand because we are artists."
+
+"Very well. And then if we have a poet we must have a critic--won't this
+one do? he has a book; perhaps he is going to review it, or perhaps it is
+his encyclopaedia to save him from making mistakes."
+
+"If you like, he shall be the critic; only then you ought to tell me what
+he is saying."
+
+"He is saying: 'I despise everything because it is not something else.'"
+
+"Bravo, bravo! That is better than what the poet said."
+
+"O my dear Buffo, I am not going to admit that. Besides, it is not true
+of all critics."
+
+"What I said is not true of all poets."
+
+"Well, if we don't like what we have made them say, let us have someone
+to follow and show them where they are both wrong."
+
+"All right. Let me see. That will be when they have had time to think
+it over. That will be the Cold Dawn of the following morning. We will
+now make the Aurora."
+
+So we found a disengaged lady marionette and began to dress her in a
+piece of cobwebby grey muslin from which the last few spangles had not
+yet dropped. I said:
+
+"I'm not at all sure that this is not going too far. Do you think we can
+really show the Cold Dawn of the following morning escaping out of Paris
+by the underground road?"
+
+"She must go; she will be wanted at Montalbano to show some of the people
+that they have saved the wrong things."
+
+"Very true. Yes. That is what people so often do when they travel, they
+leave behind them the things they want most and take a lot of other
+things that are useless. Now, that resolution of the dominant seventh
+was hardly worth saving--at least it was not really new."
+
+"Where did you get it from?"
+
+"I stole it out of the works of the musician whose bust was on your
+maestro's piano the other day, the one with the Dutch name who lived in
+Vienna."
+
+"I hope you invented what the critic said?"
+
+"Not exactly. Your poet reminded me of something in Walt Whitman and I
+twisted it round and gave it to the critic."
+
+"What's Walt Whitman? Is he another Dutchman?"
+
+"He was an American poet, but his mother had a Dutch name."
+
+"Did he come to the teatrino?"
+
+"He never came to Europe. I wish he had been to the teatrino. He would
+have liked your Escape from Paris, but perhaps he would not have cared so
+much for the paladins. He wrote something about them."
+
+"What did he say?"
+
+"If he had seen the end of the story, when the angel takes Guido Santo's
+soul out of his mouth, I believe he would have said that instead of
+flying up to heaven he flew across the Atlantic with it and installed it
+'amid the kitchenware' to animate all the machinery and things in one of
+the Exhibitions held by the American Institute in New York."
+
+"Is that what he said?"
+
+"No. What he said was that all that world of romance was dead:
+
+ Passed to its charnel vault--laid on the shelf--coffin'd with crown
+ and armour on,
+ Blazon'd with Shakespeare's purple page,
+ And dirged by Tennyson's sweet sad rhyme.
+
+"Well, it is not true. But of course if he never came to the teatrino he
+could not know. Americans do come to the teatrino. I never know which
+are Americans and which are English; for the English come too. They come
+in the winter and the spring, and when they are pleased with some stage
+trick--"
+
+"I suppose you mean with some miracle?"
+
+"Of course," he replied; "it is the same thing. When they are pleased
+with some stage miracle, they clap their hands and applaud."
+
+"That is nice and sympathetic of them."
+
+"Yes, and they shout out loud and cry: 'Bravo, very good night.'"
+
+"No, Buffo! Is that really what they say?"
+
+"Yes, they shout: 'Bravo, very good night,' and it is a pleasure to hear
+them."
+
+"I should think so. I must come in the winter next time and hear them
+say that."
+
+"They all ask me some questions. I know what they mean, but I cannot
+speak to them, and, if you please, will you write down for me in English
+what I shall tell you, so that I can show them the paper?"
+
+"Certainly, my dear Buffo, any little thing of that kind. If any of them
+come to see the Escape from Paris, I should think they will have a good
+many questions to ask. For instance, there is the Aurora"--He was
+finishing her off by putting a silver fillet round her hair and a shining
+star upon her forehead--"I cannot help it, but I still feel unhappy about
+her. She does not explain herself."
+
+"That will not signify. We must leave room for the imagination to
+play--not too much, but it is a mistake to be too exact. There must be
+some mystery which the public can take in any way they choose. It is
+like the nuts on the bicycle, they must not be left loose, but they must
+not be screwed too tight."
+
+I gave way, saying: "I suspect you are right. It flatters the spectators
+to feel that they are helping the performance by using their imagination.
+And if they don't understand--well, they can think they do and that
+flatters them again. And there is another reason why we must not tell
+the public everything--it would take too long."
+
+"Ah yes! We must not bore the public or they will not come again to the
+teatrino, and then where would the money come from to pay for my singing
+lessons?"
+
+So we let the Cold Dawn follow among the rest. There were half a dozen
+rollicking blue-jackets off the warship in the port, they had been
+spending the evening with their girls and were escaping with them. When
+I objected that Paris was a sea-port town only in a Bohemian sense, he
+replied that that was enough for him; and when I said that if the sailors
+really had a ship anywhere near, they would have done better to escape by
+sea, he complained that I was being fastidious.
+
+There were soldiers arm-in-arm and singing, they had been interrupted
+while drinking in a wine-shop in a side street off the Via Macqueda and
+were saving the marsala which they had not finished.
+
+After them came the maresciallo dei carabinieri in the uniform he wears
+for a festa, with a plume in his three-cornered hat. He was a broad,
+beefy fellow, taller than the soldiers, being made of a marionette who is
+usually a giant. He came swinging along, all so big and so burly,
+followed by a lady, showily dressed, who walked mincingly and was saving
+a pair of pink satin shoes and a powder-puff. She kept calling to him to
+stop, she wanted to speak to him. But he would not listen, he was not
+going to pay any attention to her--not in his gala uniform, it would not
+have been proper. Besides, there were people looking.
+
+A blind musician with a broken nose and a falsetto voice was led by his
+mate who carried a 'cello. An interrupted wedding party followed, and
+school-children with their professors, sick people out of the hospital
+with doctors and nurses to help them, and a rabble of water-sellers,
+shoe-blacks, pedlars and men pushing carts.
+
+Then followed the paladinessa Ettorina still mad, so mad that they were
+dragging her along and forcing her to escape while she struggled to get
+free and did not want to go, because a mad person does not understand
+danger. And paladins and warriors came--Amantebrava, Lungobello,
+Ottonetto and many more whose names I do not remember.
+
+Last of all came Pope Gregorio III. He was not one to leave the city
+till the last of his flock had been saved. He wore his tiara and was in
+white robes with a red cross front and back; he carried his crosier in
+his left hand and on his right thumb was a diamond ring which sparkled as
+he blessed the people. So he passed with his Secretary of State, his
+cardinals, his bishops, his monsignori, his acolytes, his chamberlains,
+his Guardia Nobile and his Swiss Guard; some carried lighted candles,
+some carried banners and others crosses; some were swinging incense and
+others were intoning the psalm _In Exitu Israel_. The solemn pomp of the
+procession disappeared into the opening of the subterranean road and the
+sound of the singing could no longer be heard. They were all safely
+gone. The stage was empty. Yet the curtain did not fall.
+
+Then came a poor mad boy, a sordo-muto, who had been overlooked. He was
+in a great hurry, making frightful inarticulate noises and running this
+way and that, being too much alarmed to go straight. Before he had found
+the mouth of the tunnel the curtain fell and we did not see what became
+of him. He may have been left behind after all.
+
+
+
+
+CATANIA
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+THE BUFFO'S HOLIDAY
+
+
+I do not remember who started the idea that the buffo should come to
+Catania with me; it grew up, as inevitable ideas do, without any of us
+being sure whether he suggested it, or Papa, or Gildo, or one of the
+sisters, or I, and it became the chief subject of conversation in the
+Greco family for days.
+
+It would not be true to say that he had never been away from Palermo,
+because when he was a boy all the family went to try their fortune in
+Brazil and stayed there five years running a marionette theatre; when
+they returned to Palermo, they left behind them in South America the
+eldest son, Gaetano, who still keeps a teatrino there. But the buffo saw
+no more of South America than he has seen of Sicily and, except for this
+five years in Brazil and an occasional day in the country round Palermo,
+had never been outside his native town. But he knew that Catania was on
+the other side of the island and near the sea, and expected it to be
+hotter than Palermo because of the propinquity of Etna. He paid no
+attention to my assurances that the temperature would be about the same
+and said he should bring his great-coat, not on account of the heat, but
+because he hoped that if he was seen with it he might be taken for an
+English tourist.
+
+We did not start from Palermo together. I had to go to Caltanissetta,
+which is on a line that branches off at S. Caterina Xirbi from the main
+line between Palermo and Catania. We arranged to meet at the junction
+three days after I left Palermo. I got there from Caltanissetta just
+before the train from Palermo arrived, and the buffo was looking out of
+the window. As soon as he saw me on the platform he got down and came to
+me saying:
+
+"Oh! I am so glad to see you again; now everything will be all right. I
+have been wretched ever since you went away. I have not been able to eat
+by night or to sleep by day for thinking of you. And this has been going
+on for two whole months; but now I shall recover."
+
+So we got into the train and pursued our journey.
+
+"I see you have brought your great-coat," I said.
+
+"Yes," he said, "if I am to be an English gentleman I shall have to wear
+it in Catania."
+
+"But won't it do if you carry it over your arm?" I inquired.
+
+"No," he said, "because then they would see my other coat, and that is so
+dilapidated they would suspect the truth."
+
+"Your clothes are quite good enough for any English gentleman anywhere,"
+I pointed out.
+
+"They are not so good as yours," he replied; "the teatrino is dirty and
+they soon wear out. My great-coat appears to be fresh because I seldom
+put it on. I shall use it in Catania to conceal the shabbiness of my
+other clothes."
+
+"You need not be so particular. My father when he travelled in Italy did
+not pay so much attention to his personal appearance."
+
+"You have never told me about your father. Did he travel for some
+English firm? Was it tiles? or perhaps sewing-machines? They pay
+better, I believe."
+
+"He did not travel for any firm. He was a barrister, an avvocato, and
+travelled for recreation during the Long Vacation. I can tell you how he
+used to dress, because just before I left London I copied part of a
+letter he wrote to my mother, and I have it in my pocket."
+
+This is the extract from my father's letter which I read to the buffo; it
+is dated Hotel des Bergues, Geneva, 1 October, 1861:
+
+ Reading the _Times_ of Friday this morning I saw a letter signed G.U.
+ which I have no doubt is a mistake for J.U. and means John Unthank
+ and which signifies he and his family are in Paris. It is a letter
+ complaining of the shabby costume of Englishmen and is a foolish
+ letter but it will have the effect of making me furnish myself with a
+ new wideawake or something of that sort at Paris for my present
+ wideawake has got another hole in it and is really very bad though I
+ don't know why it should wear so fast as I take great care of it and
+ am rather disappointed that it should fall to pieces. Mr. Unthank
+ pointed out to me on the Lake of Como that my dressing-gown which I
+ always wear travelling is out at elbows which indeed I find it is but
+ that fact seemed to grieve Mr. Unthank less than the shabbiness of my
+ hat and he offered to give me a new one that is a wideawake of his
+ own which had been newly lined and not worn as he said since it was
+ lined if I would throw my old wideawake away. I consented but I left
+ Milan before he had an opportunity of performing his promise.
+
+"It was kind of your father's friend to offer him his old hat; don't you
+think so?"
+
+"Yes, very kind of him. But, you see, he had his reasons."
+
+"Of course, he did not want to be seen with anyone so badly dressed."
+
+"That is what he says in his letter to the _Times_. I copied that in the
+British Museum. He does not mention my father by name, he merely speaks
+of well-dressed Englishmen in Paris (by which he means people like
+himself) frequently seeing a respectable professional man disguised as an
+omnibus conductor or cab-driver and 'being compelled to stand talking
+with a vulgar-looking object because they have unfortunately recognised
+an old acquaintance and not had time to run across the road to avoid
+him.' My father, no doubt, thought of Mr. Unthank's conversations with
+him at Como and Milan and said to himself, 'That's me.' The cap fitted
+him and he put it on."
+
+"Excuse me; your father cannot have put the cap on, he says he had to
+leave Milan too soon for that."
+
+"O my dear Buffo, I am so sorry. When I said the cap, I did not mean the
+wideawake, I was only using an English idiom."
+
+"I see, I understand. We also have a similar expression, but it is not
+about hats, it is about boots, I think, or coats. I will find out and
+tell you."
+
+"My father does not say he 'had to leave'; he only says he left; and my
+mother, who agreed with his friends and thought his taste in dress
+deplorable, believed that he ran away to escape from Mr. Unthank's hat."
+
+"Oh! but a hat is always worth something. I should have waited for the
+hat. Was it really a very bad one?"
+
+"I do not remember it, I should think it must have been pretty bad. The
+dressing-gown was awful. It was maroon, and his friends called it his
+wife's mantle. After he left off wearing it, it was given to us children
+for dressing up. It was no use for anything else and it was not much use
+for that. So you see, Buffo, you need not trouble about your clothes if
+you want to appear English. You do not look in the least like a
+cab-driver."
+
+"Perhaps not; but I think it will be safer for me not to be an
+Englishman. All this about your father's dressing-gown happened half a
+century ago, and the letter and the article in the _Times_ must have done
+some good because the English gentlemen who come to the teatrino do not
+dress like that now. You are always beautifully dressed."
+
+"Thank you very much, Buffo, but if that is more than merely one of your
+Sicilian compliments, it only shows that I inherit my ideas about dress
+from my mother rather than from my father."
+
+"I think I had better be a Portuguese gentleman from Rio, a friend of
+yours, over on a visit, and you shall be a Sicilian."
+
+"We will be a couple of cavalieri erranti like Guido Santo and Argantino
+on their travels. But I do not think it will quite do for me to be a
+Sicilian. I cannot talk dialect and I cannot gesticulate. And then, am
+I not too well dressed?"
+
+"That will not matter; you shall be an aristocratic Sicilian, they are
+often quite well dressed. And as for the dialect and the gesticulation,
+it is now the fashion among the upper classes to speak Tuscan and not to
+gesticulate. It is considered more--I cannot remember the word, I saw it
+in the _Giornale di Sicilia_, it is an English word."
+
+"Do you mean it is more chic?"
+
+"It is not exactly that and chic is a French word. One moment, if you
+please. It is--we say lo snobismo."
+
+"I see. Very well; I will play the Sicilian snob, but I never saw one so
+I shall have to do it extempore as Snug had to play the part of Lion."
+
+"What is Snug? another American poet?
+
+"He was a joiner and lived in Athens at the time when all the good things
+happened. But his father, the author of his being, as we say, was an
+English poet and cast him for the part of Lion in _Pyramus and Thisbe_."
+
+"What is Thisbe? a wandering knight?"
+
+"No. Thisbe was the lady loved by Pyramus and was acted by Flute the
+bellows-mender. It's all in that poet who said what I told you when we
+were making the Escape from Paris--you remember, about holding the mirror
+up to nature."
+
+"I wish I could read your English poets. I like everything English. The
+Englishmen who come to the teatrino are always good and kind--tutti
+bravi--I wish I were an Englishman--a real one I mean, like you."
+
+Here were more compliments, so I replied: "I wish I were a Sicilian
+buffo."
+
+"Ah! but you could not be that," said he. "Now I could have my hair cut
+short, grow a beard on my chin, a pair of spectacles on my eyes and heels
+on my boots and then I should only have to be naturalised. But you could
+never be a buffo--not even an English one."
+
+"No; I suppose not. You see, I'm too serious. Gildo says I take a
+gloomy view of life."
+
+"Yes," he agreed, "why do you?"
+
+"I don't know," I replied. "My poor mother--my adorata mamma, as you
+call her--used to make the same complaint. She thought I inherited my
+desponding temperament from my father."
+
+"As you inherited your taste in dress from her."
+
+"Just so. But I think I am like Orlando and your other paladins, and
+that I am as I am because it was the will of heaven."
+
+"That is only another way of saying the same thing," observed the buffo;
+which rather surprised me because I did not know he took such a just view
+of the significance of evolution.
+
+On arriving at Catania we went to the albergo and, instead of following
+the usual course and giving his Christian name and surname, Alessandro
+Greco, he preferred to specify his profession and describe himself as
+"Tenore Greco." They posted this up in the hall under my name, with the
+unexpected result that the other guests ignored him, thinking the words
+applied to me and that I was a tenor singer from Greece.
+
+The first thing to be done was to go out and get something to eat, and as
+we went along the buffo expressed his delight with the appearance of
+Catania. He had no idea that such a town could exist outside Palermo or
+Brazil.
+
+"It is beautiful," he exclaimed, "yes, and I shall always declare that it
+is beautiful. But, my dear Enrico, will you be kind enough to tell me
+why it is so black?"
+
+"That, my dear Buffo," I replied, "is on account of the lava."
+
+"But how do you mean--the lava? What is this lava that you speak of, and
+how does it darken the houses and the streets?"
+
+To which I replied as follows: "The lava is that mass of fire which
+issues from Etna and then dissolves itself and becomes formed into black
+rock, and, as it is excessively hard, the people of Catania use it for
+building their houses and for paving their streets."
+
+I do not remember expressing myself precisely in these words, but the
+buffo wrote me an account of his holiday and this is what he says I said.
+It seems that I continued thus:
+
+"This house, for example, is built of lava, this pavement is lava, those
+columns are lava, that elephant over the fountain is sculptured in lava,
+this is lava, that is lava, everything is lava; even those--"
+
+"Stop, stop," interrupted the buffo, "for pity's sake stop, or I shall
+begin to think that you and I also are made of lava."
+
+We reached the Birraria Svizzera and sat down.
+
+"Are you hungry, Buffo?"
+
+"I am always hungry. My subterranean road is always ready."
+
+"That's capital," I replied. "And what particular fugitive would you
+like to send down it now?"
+
+"Seppia and interiori di pollo," he replied without hesitation.
+
+Now the first of these is cuttle-fish and looks as though the cook in
+sending to table something that ought to have been thrown away had tried
+to conceal it by emptying a bottle of ink into the dish; the second is
+un-selected giblets. So I replied:
+
+"Very well; but I don't think I'll join you. No one will believe I am a
+Sicilian unless I eat maccaroni, and perhaps I will have a veal cutlet
+afterwards; that will be more suited to my subterranean road."
+
+"You had better have what I have," said he, "it is exquisite."
+
+"Not to-day," I replied gently.
+
+So we ate our dinner and discussed what we should do during the evening.
+He wanted to go to the marionette theatre, and I was not surprised, for I
+remembered that the vergers of Westminster Abbey and of Salisbury
+Cathedral spend their holidays making tours to visit other cathedrals;
+cooks go to Food Exhibitions; Scotch station-masters come to London and
+spend their time in the Underground railways; and English journalists
+when they meet on an outing, say to one another:
+
+"It is a foggy morning; let us go in and split three or four
+infinitives."
+
+So I took him to the Teatro Sicilia and introduced him to the proprietor,
+Gregorio Grasso, a half-brother of Giovanni Grasso, and we went behind
+the scenes to study the difference between the Catanian and the
+Palermitan systems. He was first struck by the immense size of the place
+as compared with his own little theatre; next by the orchestra which,
+instead of being a mechanical piano turned by a boy, consisted of a
+violin, a guitar and a double-bass played by men; and finally by the
+manner of manipulating the figures, which distressed him so seriously
+that he forgot he was a Portuguese gentleman and began to give Gregorio a
+lesson to show him how much better we do things in Palermo; but it came
+to nothing, because a method that produces a good effect when applied to
+a small and fairly light marionette will not do when applied to one that
+is nearly a metre and a half high and weighs about fifty kilogrammes; it
+is like trying to play an elaborate violin passage on the horn. Soon we
+were politely invited to go to the front, where we were shown into good
+places, and the performance began. In the auditorium there was the
+familiar, pleasant, faint crackling of melon seeds and peanuts which the
+people were munching as at home, and a man pushing his way about among
+them selling lemonade, and water with a dash of anise in it.
+
+The buffo thought the marionettes of Catania were magnificent,
+well-modelled and sumptuously dressed; but their size and their weight
+make it impossible for them to move with the delicacy and naturalness
+which he and his father and brother know so well how to impart to those
+at home. They may start fairly well, but sooner or later the figure will
+betray to the public the fatigue of the operator who is standing
+exhausted on the platform behind, no longer capable of communicating any
+semblance of life to the limbs of the puppet. He did not, however,
+arrive at this conclusion all at once, for, in the course of the
+performance when I asked him how it was that the marionettes of Catania
+were not more expressive, he replied:
+
+"I suppose it must be on account of the lava."
+
+The figures appear against the back-cloth and the operator cannot reach
+forward to bring them nearer to the audience, thus the front part of the
+stage is free--or rather it would be free, but the public are permitted
+to stray on to it, and thus the stage presents a picture of marionettes
+with two or three live people sitting at each side.
+
+"Buffo mio," I said, "does it appear to you to be a good plan that the
+public should go on the stage and mingle with the paladins? It is not
+allowed in our own theatre at home."
+
+"I am not sure that it is a bad plan," he replied, "it is true we do not
+allow it in Palermo; but one moment, if you please, there is something
+coming into my head. Ah! yes, it is about holding up the mirror to
+nature. Now here, in Catania, this stage presents a truer mirror of
+nature than ours in Palermo. For have you not observed in life that,
+with the exception of a few really sensible people like you and me, most
+men are merely puppets in the hands of others? They do not act on their
+own ideas nor do they think for themselves; also they adopt any words
+that are put into their mouths. Now, it seems to me that the proportion
+of real men compared with marionettes is not greater on this stage than
+we observe it to be in life, and therefore we may say that the proprietor
+of this theatre is following the advice of your poet."
+
+He noticed that one of the chief characteristics of the Catanian
+marionettes comes into evidence when they are fighting. Two of them take
+up their positions opposite each other, sidling round and round like
+fighting cocks preparing to set to; they raise their scimitars, cross
+them and rub them one against the other, like butchers sharpening their
+knives; after a certain time spent in this sword exercise, they cross the
+stage and, turning suddenly round, face one another and strike; the
+consequence of this manoeuvre is that they both fall to the ground. We
+were looking on at such a duel and when the climax came the buffo rose to
+his feet and clapped his hands expecting the rest of the public to join,
+but to his surprise they remained cold, and declined "to crown his
+applause with their acquiescence," as he expressed it. He turned
+wonderingly to the young man who was selling lemonade and said, speaking
+with difficulty in broken Tuscan, as a Portuguese gentleman from Rio
+might be expected to do:
+
+"Tell me, Caro mio, why do not the public join me in applauding?"
+
+"My dear Sir," replied the young man, "it is out of the question. You do
+not seem to be aware of the identity of the marionette who has just been
+killed. He is a Christian and the brother-in-law of Rinaldo. He is
+Ruggiero, a very noble youth. The public do not applaud, because they
+are sorry for his death and, besides, it would be an insult to Rinaldo if
+they were to applaud at the death of his brother-in-law."
+
+On hearing this the buffo borrowed my handkerchief and wiped away two
+tears, one from each of his eyes, then he returned it politely and began
+mumbling to himself.
+
+"What are you saying?" I inquired. "Why do you speak so low?"
+
+"Oh, it's nothing," he replied, "I was merely reciting a prayer for the
+repose of the soul of poor Ruggiero."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The next morning I was down before him and had nearly finished my coffee
+when he came slowly and sadly into the dining-room. I said:
+
+"Good morning, Buffo mio, and I hope you have had a good night and slept
+well after your long journey and your evening at the theatre."
+
+He sat down, put his arm on the table and mournfully rested his head on
+his hand.
+
+"My dear Enrico," he said, "I have passed a night of horror. I did not
+get to sleep at all, and then I was continually waking up again--"
+
+"Nonsense, Buffo," I exclaimed.
+
+"But it's not nonsense. Ah! you do not know what it is to lie awake all
+night, sleepless and trembling, between sheets that are made of lava, and
+to hear footsteps and the clanking of armour and to see Rinaldo shining
+in the dark and threatening you as he holds over you his sword, Fusberta,
+and shouts in your ear: 'How dare you applaud when my brother-in-law is
+killed?'"
+
+He seemed to enjoy his coffee, however, and to be ready for plenty of
+exertion. He wanted a piece of lava to take home with him, and would it
+not be possible to pick up a piece if we went to the slopes of Etna? So
+we made inquiries and were told where to find the station of the
+Circum-Etnea Railway and started soon after breakfast for Paterno. The
+soil was black with lava and the wind was tremendous and carried the
+gritty dust into our mouths and down our necks. In that way he got
+plenty of lava to take home, but he wanted a large piece, and we could
+not stop the train and get out and break a piece of rock off, besides, we
+had nothing to break it with. We were like that old sailor in the poem
+who was surrounded by water, water everywhere, but not a drop of a kind
+to satisfy his immediate requirements. It was just as bad at Paterno;
+from the station to the town all our energies were required to get along
+in the blinding wind and the stinging dust and then we had to have our
+luncheon.
+
+"And what would you like for colazione, Buffo?"
+
+"Seppia and interiori di pollo, if you please."
+
+But he had to be a Sicilian and eat maccaroni with me, because the inn
+could not provide what he wanted. Altogether the day was perhaps
+something of a failure, and we returned without the piece of lava.
+
+In the evening we went to the Birraria Svizzera, and he ate his seppia
+while I got through my maccaroni. When his interiori di pollo came I
+said:
+
+"I will do my best to eat what you eat, not exactly but as nearly as I
+can. Instead of a veal cutlet I will have part of an esteriore di pollo.
+It rather surprises me that you should always eat the same things. Gildo
+said you like plenty of variety."
+
+"So I do," he replied. "Look at my plate. Can you imagine a more
+delicious variety?"
+
+I looked and said: "Certainly there is variety; I doubt whether our
+English fowls could show so much. But--well, as long as you like it--"
+
+Being rather tired after our day in the country we did not go to any
+theatre, we stayed in the Birraria till bed-time talking and listening to
+the music.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Next day was the last of the buffo's holiday, and I proposed another
+excursion, but he said:
+
+"Suppose we pretend that we have come to Catania on an excursion, and
+then we can spend the day in the city. I want to buy some things to take
+home with me for my sisters."
+
+Accordingly we looked in the shop-windows and chose three ornamental
+combs made of celluloid for the three sisters, a snuff-box for papa, made
+of dried bergamot skin smelling so as to scent the snuff, and a pair of
+braces for Gildo. It seemed a pity that the buffo should not have
+something also, so he chose for himself a handkerchief with a picture of
+the elephant of lava over the fountain in the piazza and he gave me in
+return a metal pencil-case. Then the question of the piece of lava had
+to be taken up again. We consulted the landlord, who produced a
+bit--exactly what was wanted and only one franc fifty. We had been
+wandering about in search of it and there it was all the time in the same
+house with us.
+
+"What on earth are you going to do with it, Buffo?"
+
+"Why, everyone who goes to Catania brings home a piece of lava."
+
+"Yes, but what do they want it for? It might be a neat chimney ornament,
+but you have no fireplace in your house. Or you might use it as a
+paper-weight, but in your family you scarcely ever write a letter."
+
+He looked at me sadly for a moment and then said:
+
+"I thought you were an artist and now you are being practical.
+Usefulness is not everything. This piece of lava will be for me an
+object of eternal beauty, and when I contemplate it I shall think of the
+happy time we have spent here together."
+
+I said: "O Buffo! don't go on like that or you will make me cry."
+
+In the evening we went to the Teatro Machiavelli and saw a performance by
+living players. In the first act a good young man introduced Rosina to
+the cavaliere, who congratulated him on having won the affections of so
+virtuous and lovely a girl. The cavaliere gave a bad old woman one
+hundred francs, and in return she promised to procure him an interview
+with Rosina. The bad old woman persuaded Rosina to enter a house in
+which we knew the cavaliere was. The good young man asked the bad old
+woman what she had done with his girl; of course she had done nothing
+with her, but we heard shrieks. The good young man became suspicious,
+broke open the door of the house and, on learning the worst, shot the bad
+old woman dead and was taken by the police.
+
+"This seems as though it were going to be a very interesting play," said
+the buffo when the curtain had fallen.
+
+"Yes," said I, "what do you think will happen next?"
+
+"You ought to know that," he replied; "it's no use asking me. I never
+saw a Sicilian play in Rio."
+
+"Of course not; I was forgetting. I should say that the good young man
+will be acquitted because it was justifiable homicide or that he will
+return after a short term of imprisonment; in any case I think he will
+marry Rosina and live happily ever after."
+
+"I see," he replied. "You think it will be a comedy. People who take a
+gloomy view of life naturally expect something cheerful in the theatre.
+But what if it is a tragedy? And how are you going to dispose of the
+cavaliere? Is he to carry his wickedness through your comedy?"
+
+"You want it to be a tragedy because you are a buffo, I suppose. Now let
+me think. If you are right--"
+
+Before I could see my way to a tragic plot, the curtain rose on Act II.
+The women of the village were going to Mass, but Rosina, reduced to
+ragged misery, fell on the steps, not worthy to enter. The cavaliere
+came by and offered her money, which she indignantly spurned. A good old
+woman, who happened to be passing, scowled at the cavaliere and kindly
+led Rosina away. An old man returned from America, where he had been for
+twenty years to escape the consequences of a crime the details of which
+he ostentatiously suppressed. This was his native village; he began
+recognising things and commenting on the changes. Rosina came to him
+begging. He looked at her and passed his hand over his eyes as he said:
+
+"My girl, why are you begging at your age--so young, so fair?"
+
+"Ah! Old man, I am in ragged misery because my father committed a
+crime."
+
+"A crime! What crime?"
+
+So Rosina told him about it and the escape of the criminal to America.
+The tears in her voice were so copious that her words were nearly
+drowned, but that did not signify; we were intelligent enough to have
+already guessed the relationship between them and we knew that she must
+be supplying the details which he had suppressed.
+
+He struggled with his surging emotions as he watched her delivering her
+sad tale and we felt more and more certain that we must be right. There
+came a pause. She buried her face in her hands. The old man spoke:
+
+"Twenty years, did you say?"
+
+"Twenty years."
+
+"And what was your mother's name?"
+
+"Concetta."
+
+"Dio mio! And your name?"
+
+"Rosina."
+
+"Mia figlia!"
+
+"Mio padre!"
+
+Here they fell into each other's arms and the orchestra let loose a
+passage of wild allegria which it had been holding in reserve. The
+revelation of the cause of the ragged misery followed and was nearing its
+conclusion when the cavaliere happened to pass by. Rosina pointed him
+out to her father, who first made a speech at him and then shot him dead.
+Rosina wept over his body, although she hated him, and the curtain fell.
+
+"That was very beautiful," said the buffo. "Do you still think it will
+be a comedy? I still believe it will be a tragedy."
+
+"I am not sure," I replied, "but we shall soon know. Did not the old man
+listen well?"
+
+"Yes. It was like life. Did you observe how he made little calculations
+for himself while she told him the story?"
+
+"Yes, and one could see it all agreed with what he knew."
+
+"He was like your father reading his friend's letter. The cap fitted him
+and he put it on."
+
+"Bravo, Buffo!"
+
+"And when he made as though he would stroke her hair and drew back
+because he was not yet sure--oh, it was beautiful! But there was one
+thing I did not quite understand. Why did the cavaliere fall dead?"
+
+"Because the father shot him," I replied.
+
+"He aimed in the other direction."
+
+"I also noticed that the old man fired to the right and the cavaliere
+fell on his left, but that was only because of a little defect of stage
+management. It does not do to be fastidious. You must not forget that
+they are doing the play as Snug the joiner did Lion, it has never been
+written. It will go more smoothly next time."
+
+"Thank you. You see, I am not a regular theatre-goer. There is another
+thing that puzzled me. You remember the bad old woman in the first act
+who was shot? Should you think I was being too fastidious if I asked you
+why she rose from the dead and led Rosina kindly away in the second act?
+No doubt it will be explained presently, but, in the meantime, if you--"
+
+"She did not rise from the dead; it was a different woman."
+
+"It was the same woman."
+
+"Anyone could tell you are a Portuguese or an Englishman or whatever you
+are--a foreigner of some kind; no Sicilian would make such an objection.
+It was the same actress, but a different character in the drama. That
+was either because they have not enough ladies in the company, or because
+the lady who ought to have taken one part or the other is away on a
+holiday, or because the lady who acted wanted to show she could do a good
+old woman and a bad old woman equally well."
+
+"Thank you very much. You can hardly expect--But hush! they are
+beginning the third act, which will explain everything."
+
+The curtain rose again. The background represented an elegant circular
+temple built of sponge cake, strawberry ice and spangles; it stood at the
+end of a perspective of columns constructed of the same materials, and
+between the columns were green bushes in ornamental flower-pots--all very
+pretty and gay--"molto bellissimo," as the buffo said. The orchestra
+struck up a jigging tune in six-eight time in a minor key with a refrain
+in the tonic major, and a washed-out youth in evening dress with a
+receding forehead, a long, bony nose, an eye-glass, prominent
+upper-teeth, no chin, a hat on the back of his head, a brown greatcoat
+over his arm, shiny boots, a cigarette and a silver-topped cane, entered.
+I whispered:
+
+"Is he dressed well enough for an Englishman?
+
+"Yes," whispered the buffo, "but this is no Englishman. Don't you see
+who it is and where we are? This is the good young man in paradise. His
+punishment has been too much for him and he has died in prison."
+
+"But, Buffo mio," I objected, "it's a different person altogether; it's
+not a bit like him."
+
+"It may be a different actor--I think it is--but it is the same character
+in the drama. That is either because they have too many men in the
+company, or because the actor who did the good young man in the first act
+has gone home to supper and another is finishing his part for him, or
+because--I can't think of any other reason just now, and I want to hear
+what he is saying."
+
+Except for his clothes, the creature on the stage was little more than a
+limp and a dribble, but there was enough of him to sing a song telling us
+in the Neapolitan dialect that his notion of happiness was to stroll up
+and down the Toledo ogling the girls. When he had finished acknowledging
+the applause he departed and his place was taken by a lady no longer
+young, in flimsy pale blue muslin, a low neck and sham diamonds. There
+lingered about her a hungry wistfulness, as though she were still hoping
+to get a few more drops of enjoyment out of the squeezed orange of her
+wasted life.
+
+"And this must be Rosina," whispered the buffo; "Dio mio, how death has
+aged her!" Seeing I was about to speak, he interrupted me: "It does not
+do to be fastidious. No real Sicilian would make any objection."
+
+The lady sang a song telling us in the Neapolitan dialect that her notion
+of happiness was to stroll up and down the Toledo ogling the men. When
+she had finished acknowledging the applause she departed and, almost
+immediately, they both came on together.
+
+"I told you so," exclaimed the buffo triumphantly; "they have met in
+paradise and are happy at last."
+
+They performed a duet in the Neapolitan dialect and showed us how they
+strolled up and down the Toledo ogling one another. After they had
+finished acknowledging the applause the curtain fell and we all left the
+theatre. I said:
+
+"I do not know whether you are aware of what you have done, but by making
+that temple of spangled pastry into heaven you have wrecked your
+tragedy."
+
+"Oh, I gave up my tragedy as soon as I saw where we were, and the play
+ended quite in your manner, didn't it? like the Comedy of Dante. Or do
+you mean that you have any doubts about that last act taking place in
+heaven?"
+
+"I have many doubts about that."
+
+"I admit, of course, that it would have been more satisfactory, and much
+clearer as a comedy, if we could have seen them both die before they went
+to paradise."
+
+"Would you like me to tell you the plain, straightforward, honest, manly,
+brutal truth about it?"
+
+"Very much indeed, if you don't mind; but I should not like you to strain
+yourself on my account."
+
+"All right, Buffo, I'll be careful. Now listen. I don't believe that
+the last act, as you call it, had anything to do with the story. It was
+a music-hall turn added at the end of the play merely to close the
+entertainment and send the audience away in good spirits."
+
+"But that wrecks your comedy. And if the play was neither comedy nor
+tragedy, what was it? You cannot expect a simple Portuguese gentleman
+from Rio to understand your Sicilian dramas all at once."
+
+"And we have not time now to discuss the question exhaustively, for if
+you do not go to bed immediately you will never be up to-morrow in time
+to catch your train back to Palermo, and if you are late what will papa
+say and what will the public think when they find nothing ready in the
+teatrino?"
+
+"That is true. Good night and thank you very much for my holiday and for
+all you have done for me."
+
+"Prego, prego; I thank you for giving me the pleasure of your company."
+
+"Not at all."
+
+"But I assure you--"
+
+"If you go on like this I shall begin to cry, and then I shall not sleep
+at all, and that will be worse than sitting up to discuss the play. So
+good night, finally."
+
+"Good night, Buffo. You will forgive me if I do not see you off in the
+morning; I do not want to get up at half-past five. I wish you Buon
+viaggio. Give my love to papa and Gildo and my respectful compliments to
+the sisters. Have you got your lump of lava and all your other goods?
+That's right. Sleep well and do not dream of Rosina and the good young
+man."
+
+"Arrivederci."
+
+
+
+
+TRAPANI
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+THE NASCITA
+
+
+Once I was at Trapani in September, and observed in a small shop in a
+back street some queer little dolls' heads made of wax. They seemed to
+form a set, some women and some men, and there were hands of wax to
+match. I did not think much about them, one cannot very well investigate
+everything one notices in a Sicilian town, and, as I turned away, these
+little heads were driven out of mine by Ignazio Giacalone, who was coming
+down the street. He is a young avvocato whom I have known since he was a
+student. He told me that he was going to be married next day, and
+invited me to his wedding.
+
+In the evening another friend of mine, also an avvocato, Alberto Scalisi,
+came to the albergo to take his coffee and, as we all sat smoking and
+talking, something was said about an article on the Nascita written by
+him and recently published in _L'Amico_, a Trapanese Sunday newspaper. I
+knew nothing about the Nascita, but I knew something about the avvocato
+whose acquaintance I had made a few years previously at the house of my
+friend Signor Decio D'Ali, with whom I had been dining. After dinner
+many guests, including the avvocato Scalisi, came to the house to
+rehearse a play they were preparing for a charity performance; they were
+all amateurs, and I never saw amateurs act so well. The Signora Decio
+D'Ali and the Avvocato Scalisi were the best; his was a comic part, and
+he did it with so much natural humour that I was anxious to read his
+article whatever the Nascita might be, as to which they gave me some
+preliminary information. They reminded me of the Presepio, the
+representation of the Nativita at Bethlehem, which it is the custom in
+many places to make at Christmas; there is a most elaborate one, treated
+as though the event had happened in modern times, preserved in the
+convent of S. Martino, in Naples; there is one in the Musee de Cluny in
+Paris, _L'Adoration des Rois et des Bergers_, Art Napolitain XVIII
+siecle. I was most familiar with such things in the chapels on the Sacro
+Monte at Varallo-Sesia, where the figures are the size of life. When
+they saw I had got hold of the idea, they told me that in Trapani it is
+the custom in the homes of the sailors to celebrate the 8th September by
+making a representation of the house of S. Joachim as it appeared on the
+occasion of the birth of his daughter, the Madonna, and to keep it on
+view for three weeks, till S. Michael's day. They do not do this in any
+other town, and the avvocato's article was about one he had seen.
+
+Next morning about 7.30 Ignazio's father most politely called for me in a
+carriage and pair and, accompanied by two other guests, we drove to the
+house of the bride's family, where there was a crowd of people, and we
+were all presented; then we proceeded to the Municipio, where the civil
+part of the marriage was performed; after which we returned to the
+bride's house and went through the religious service at an altar that had
+been erected in one of the rooms. We admired the presents and the
+flowers, partook of refreshments and exchanged compliments till it was
+time to go, and I carried away with me a copy of _L'Amico_ given me by
+the Avvocato Scalisi, who was one of the guests.
+
+While reading his article I recognised that the little waxen heads and
+hands must be part of the raw material for a Nascita, and in my mind I
+identified certain figures in the museum which Conte Pepoli was then
+arranging in the disused convent of the Annunziata as remains of old
+examples of the Nascita and of the Nativita. Nothing would do for it
+then but I must see a Nascita, and the difficulty was how to proceed.
+One cannot very well go round knocking at all the doors in a Sicilian
+town and asking if they have made a Nascita; the Avvocato Scalisi had
+gone off to another wedding or to defend a mafioso, or to transact
+whatever business falls to the lot of a Trapanese avvocato. Mario, my
+coachman, takes no interest in anything to do with religion in any shape,
+so he was no use, and everyone else I spoke to was very kind about it but
+evidently did not know how to help me.
+
+I considered what I should do if at Hastings or Grimsby or Newlyn I
+wanted to get inside a fisherman's cottage, and it occurred to me that I
+should consult the parson. I knew a priest at Trapani whose acquaintance
+I had made at Custonaci, but I did not know where he was. I boldly
+stopped a couple of strange priests in the street and asked if they knew
+my priest; they did, and one of them took me to his house. It was rather
+mean of me to call upon him merely to ask him to help me to find a
+Nascita, I ought to have wanted to salute him and enjoy his company; but
+he did not appear to think it rude, and we went together to the old part
+of the town where the sailors live and asked at a house where he knew
+they always used to make a Nascita, but this year there was none. They
+told us of another likely house, but again we were disappointed. We
+tried several more without success, and at last I exclaimed:
+
+"What a lack of faith!"
+
+But my priest replied that that was not the explanation; it was lack of
+money, because these things cannot be made for nothing.
+
+We could not then call at more houses because he was busy with his own
+affairs; it was his dinner-time, or he had to go to a wedding or a
+funeral or to do whatever it is that Trapanese priests do in the
+afternoon, so we postponed our search till the evening, when he returned
+with his brother, another priest, who knew a family who had made a
+Nascita, and we went to their house.
+
+We were shown into a large room, at the end of which, on a long table,
+was a sort of rabbit hutch or doll's house, all on one floor, about
+eighteen inches high, with the front off showing that it was divided into
+eight square compartments, so that the whole hutch was about twelve feet
+long, the width of the room. These compartments were the rooms of
+Joachim's house or flat, as we should say, and the figures in them were
+about eight inches high. In the arts actual size counts for little and,
+as with the marionettes, I soon accepted the dolls as representatives of
+men and women and felt as though I were present at some such family
+festival as Ignazio's wedding, and the rooms, all leading one into the
+other, contributed to the illusion.
+
+We were asked to begin with the entrance. The front part of it had been
+let to a cobbler who was sitting at his bench mending a shoe, and if it
+had been real life he would have been singing. Behind him was a garden
+of artificial flowers with a fountain of real water that was not playing
+that evening. A door led through the side wall into the second
+compartment, which was a salone. The porter, in evening dress, was
+introducing a married couple, also in evening dress, who had been invited
+and were accompanied by their baby in the arms of the wet-nurse. This
+compartment was divided by a partition with an open door through which
+one saw an alcove, or back room, with a buffet loaded with sweets, cakes,
+and ices, at which the guests were to refresh themselves as they passed.
+At Ignazio's wedding footmen carried the refreshments about on trays. A
+door in the side led to the third compartment, where children were
+dancing to a toy piano with four real notes. I struck one and it
+sounded. A lady doll was playing, and I looked at her music, but the
+notes were too small for my eyes, so I asked our hostess what music it
+was, and she replied that it was a selection from the _Geisha_. I
+remembered then that there had recently been in the town a travelling
+opera company performing that work which is so popular in Italy that one
+often hears the boys whistling the airs in the streets. A surname is not
+of much practical use in Sicily, and some of my friends have not mastered
+mine, but by those who know it, and who also know that it is the same as
+that of the composer of the _Geisha_, I have sometimes been credited with
+the music of his opera, a compliment which it distresses me to be
+compelled to decline. In the alcove behind were musicians playing
+guitars. I did not strike a note on a guitar, feeling sure that it would
+be out of tune with the piano.
+
+A door in the side wall led to the fourth room, where S. Joachim was
+entertaining four kings who wore their crowns. These kings have nothing
+to do with Gaspare, Melchiorre, and Baldassare, who fall down and worship
+the infant Jesus, opening their treasures and presenting unto him gifts,
+gold and frankincense and myrrh, on the occasion of the Nativita. Those
+three were led from the East to the manger at Bethlehem by the miraculous
+star; these in Joachim's room came in response to the usual cards of
+invitation sent by the family, just as the relations and guests came to
+Ignazio's wedding. The Madonna had, I think my priest told me, forty
+kings and sixty condottieri in her pedigree. Invitations had been issued
+to all their descendants, and no doubt all had accepted, but, owing to
+want of means on the part of the artist who made this Nascita and want of
+space in the rabbit hutch, only four kings could be shown. It is not
+everyone who can entertain so many as four kings; there were none at
+Ignazio's wedding. In this room there was also a monsignore with red
+buttons to his sottana, he had an attendant who, my priest told me, was a
+seminarista. In the alcove behind was Joachim's bed, and the empty cup
+from which he had drunk his morning black coffee stood on the table by
+his bedside.
+
+The door leading to the fifth room was partly concealed by a notice with
+these words: "E Nata Maria," and, accordingly, here we found the new-born
+child in an elaborate cradle attended by three angels who were planted on
+the floor in front of her, rather a Christmas-cardy group. Four queens
+with crowns had come, no doubt they were the wives of Joachim's kings,
+and there was a Jewish priest whom I took to be Simeon, he had a
+head-covering with horns such as Caiaphas wears at Varallo. My priest,
+however, assured me that Simeon was not a priest, he was only "un uomo
+qualunque"; and he would have it that the figure represented Melchizedek.
+This occasion must not be confused with a subsequent one when the _Nunc
+Dimittis_ was improvised by Simeon, who, he said, could not have lived
+long enough to be present on both occasions.
+
+"Reverend Father," I objected, "pardon me if I give you an example which
+points in the other direction. The best man or, as you would say, the
+compare at my grandfather's wedding not only lived to perform the
+ceremony of marrying my father and mother, but lived long enough also to
+marry my brother."
+
+The priest wavered, but was not convinced; he repeated that this was
+Melchizedek and that he always appears at the birth of the Madonna, and I
+was so much under the spell of the Nascita that I could not remember
+precisely when Melchizedek lived. Whoever this personage was, he had
+passed into this room from Joachim's room on the day of the Sacred Name
+of Maria, that is on the Sunday after the birth, and he had officiated at
+the baptism. On the floor was a bath of water with cinnamon, in which
+the baby had been washed and with which the guests were to cross
+themselves. S. Anna was in her bedroom in the alcove behind, but not in
+bed, she got up and sat in a chair on the ninth day after the birth.
+
+Through the door in the side the guests were to pass to the sixth room,
+where there were nuns engaged in household duties, mending the linen,
+darning the stockings, and so on. One was working a sewing-machine, and
+in the alcove behind was their bedroom.
+
+The side door led to the seventh room, where there was another nun
+ironing and directing the servants who were making quince marmalade and
+extract of pomidoro and discharging similar autumnal duties; behind was
+the servants' bedroom.
+
+Lastly we came to the eighth room, which, like the front entrance, filled
+the whole compartment and had no alcove. This was the kitchen and
+dining-room in one. The hospitable board was spread with such profusion
+that there was not room on it for another egg-cup. Here Joachim was to
+entertain the kings and queens to dinner later on. Three Turks and one
+female servant were controlling affairs, making the cuscuso and preparing
+the maccaroni. There were young chickens in a corner; I inquired for
+their mother, and was told she was busy making the soup; then I saw that
+a saucepan was simmering on the stove. The walls were hung with brightly
+polished copper cooking utensils and there were baskets of maccaroni on
+the floor.
+
+The three principal rooms were carpeted with tissue-paper advertisements
+of a new bar in the Via Torrearsa which has lately been opened by
+relations of our host. Each room was lighted by a naked candle kept in
+place upon the floor by a drop of wax. All the walls were hung with
+wall-papers, originally designed for larger apartments, and adorned with
+pictures, among which I observed Carlo Dolci's _Ecce Homo_. The Avvocato
+Scalisi saw, or says he saw, two saints flanking an advertisement of
+cod-liver oil, and in Joachim's room was a portrait of Pope Pius X
+blessing the company which included besides the kings a couple of
+officers in uniform. But then the Avvocato Scalisi is a humorist, and
+the trouble with humorists is that they are too fond of assuming all
+their readers to be humorists also, whereas they sometimes have a reader
+of another kind who is puzzled to know whether what they say is to be
+taken seriously or not.
+
+We were about to make our compliments preliminary to departure, when our
+host produced a tray with marsala and biscuits, so we sat down for a few
+minutes and I observed what I took to be a little waxen paladin among the
+wine-glasses. He was, however, no paladin, though he wore armour and a
+helmet; he was S. Michele waiting to arrive on his festa, the 29th
+September. It was now the 20th and, partly to please me and partly
+because it did not much matter for a day or two, he arrived at once. He
+had wings, but they wanted repairing, so I carried him carefully from the
+tray and deposited him in the corner of the room in which the baby lay.
+
+My priest found several other examples of the Nascita and took me to see
+them before I left Trapani. The differences were slight; in one case
+there were only three rooms; in another the rooms were divided so as to
+vary in size; in another the rooms had windows at the back with
+balconies. Sometimes the guests were reading the _Giornale di Sicilia_,
+and I saw opera-glasses on the table in one room and in another the
+gentlemen had deposited their tall hats on the sofa. There were
+book-cases full of books and the bedrooms were furnished down to the most
+insignificant but necessary details. S. Joachim in one of the houses was
+entertaining only three friends, and they had no kingly marks upon them;
+they were perhaps descendants of the condottieri. I thought afterwards
+of going back to inquire, but one cannot very well return to a house
+where one has seen a Nascita and ask to be allowed to look again to make
+sure whether or not the guests have hung up their crowns on the hat pegs
+of the umbrella-stand at the front entrance. There was something about
+these gentlemen, something in their costume as they sat at a round table
+with S. Joachim, a queer 1830 feeling that put me in mind of Mr. Pickwick
+and his three friends sitting in their private room at the "George and
+Vulture," George Yard, Lombard Street, except that they were only
+drinking coffee.
+
+In the garden at the entrance to one house was a baby taking the air in a
+perambulator and a band of eight musicians with a conductor. There was
+real water with a tap and a basin in the kitchen so that the guests might
+wash their hands after dinner. There was a mouse-trap in the corner of
+the kitchen. In one room the guests were playing cards, in another
+eating ices, and I observed a toy piano with the extended compass of six
+notes.
+
+In all the kitchens there was a Turk for the cuscuso. It is made with
+fish, semolina, and onions in a double saucepan which in England is
+called a steamer. In the bottom part water is boiled; in the top part,
+over the holes, they put a layer of chopped onions, and over that the
+semolina which has been previously made into very small balls by damping
+it. The onions prevent the semolina from falling through the holes into
+the water, and the steam of the water coming through cooks the semolina
+and the onions. The fish are put into the water at the right moment and
+are boiled while the semolina is being steamed. It is all served
+together like bouillabaisse, the semolina answering to the bread, and
+extract of pomidoro is added. One would not be likely to meet with
+cuscuso in the houses of the well-to-do; one might get it in the albergo
+by insisting on it, but they would rather not provide it because, like
+the Discobolus in Butler's poem _A Psalm of Montreal_, it is vulgar. I
+have eaten it only once when I dined with my compare Michele Lombardo, a
+jeweller, to whose son I stood as padrino at his cresima, and I do not
+care to eat it again, not because it is vulgar, but because I did not
+find it nearly so good as bouillabaisse. The recipe for it has
+penetrated to Trapani from Africa as a result of the constant intercourse
+between Sicily and the French colony of Tunis, the fishermen of Trapani
+going over to the African coast not only for fish, but also for coral and
+for sponges.
+
+My priest was inclined to treat the Nascita with tolerant contempt; he
+muttered the word "Anacronismo" several times and, since I have
+ascertained that Melchizedek was a contemporary of Abraham, I think he
+should not have done so. I said that the anachronisms did not disturb
+me. I told him that in the marionette theatre in Palermo, when
+Cristoforo Colombo embarks from the port of Palos in Spain to discover
+America, a sailor, sitting on the paddle-box of the piroscafo, the
+steamboat, sings that Neapolitan song _Santa Lucia_. I passed over the
+anticipation of steam and contented myself with asking the buffo whether
+the song had been composed so long ago and also whether its popularity
+had extended from Naples into Spain. He replied that it had extended to
+Palermo and that his audience connected it in their minds with the sea,
+and as for the date of its composition he had made no inquiries, but he
+knew it was older than "O Sole Mio"; we do not go to the arts for
+accurate archaeological details.
+
+"I will make you a paragon," said the buffo. "When I was returning from
+Catania I looked out of the side windows of the train and saw that the
+telegraph posts, as we passed by, were some distance apart. But I made
+friends with the guard, who took me into his van, and when I looked at
+them again out of the back window of the train they seemed to get closer
+and closer together in the distance until, far away, there appeared to be
+no space between them; but I knew that there was always the same space
+between them. So it is with the centuries, when they are in the distant
+past it is difficult to distinguish in what century any particular event
+happened. History may settle such points, but the arts come to us from a
+country of the imagination whose laws of time and space are not as our
+laws. Art is trying to get the people to realise that a thing happened,
+not to teach them precisely when."
+
+I quoted this to my priest, and he admitted its justice; also he was so
+polite as to waive his objection about anacronismo, which, I then saw,
+had only been started in consideration of my being a professor; not that
+I am really a professor but he had introduced me to our host as one, and
+I had accepted the distinction so as to avoid the dreary explanation that
+would have been forced upon me after a disclaimer. He having waived his
+anacronismo so generously, it was now my turn to trump up an objection
+which I could deal with afterwards as circumstances might require. In
+making my choice I did not forget his cloth and, imitating as well as I
+could his tone of tolerant contempt, muttered the word "Irriverenza"
+several times. He saw what I meant at once and, in his reply, somewhat
+followed my lead.
+
+"Where," he asked, "is the irreverence in making S. Joachim's friends
+arrive in tall hats and dress clothes? Why should they not read the
+_Giornale di Sicilia_ and play cards? Where is the irreverence in making
+the children celebrate his daughter's birth by dancing to a piano? Why
+should not the Madonna have her baby-linen made on an American
+sewing-machine?"
+
+As he took this line so decidedly and we had given up the anacronismo, I
+gave up the irreverence at once and agreed with him that there is no
+reason against any of these things being done if it helps the spectators.
+The arts are concerned more with faith than with reason, more with the
+spirit than with the flesh, more with truth than with fact, and we can
+never get away from the intention of the artist. Even in that Art of
+Arts which we call Life, our judgment must always be influenced by the
+spirit in which we believe that a thing is done. I have read somewhere
+that one coachman will flick flies off his horse with the intention of
+worrying the flies, while another (Mario, for instance) does the same
+thing with the intention of relieving the horse. When a modern Frenchman
+in the spirit of the _Scenes de la Vie de Boheme_ paints the guests in
+modern evening dress at a _Marriage in Cana of Galilee_ we are offended.
+The Nascita is not done by such an artist; it is peculiarly a woman's
+subject, being a picture of home life with a birth for its occasion, and
+is usually made by a girl who has never heard of Bohemia. She has seen
+trains in the railway station and ships in the port, but probably has
+never herself travelled in either. Her father or her brother has perhaps
+been fishing for sponges off Sfax and may have returned with stories of
+the wonders of Tunis, and so she may have heard of a boulevard, but she
+is not affected by it. She makes her Nascita as the medieval painters
+made their pictures, and is not seeking to attract attention or to
+astonish or to advertise herself or to make money. Sicilians are all
+artists, and the Nascita is the girl's pretext for making as close a
+representation as she can of the life to which she and her friends are
+accustomed. It is for her what the Shield of Achilles was for Homer,
+what the Falstaff scenes in _King Henry IV_ were for Shakespeare, or what
+the Escape from Paris was for my buffo in Palermo.
+
+
+
+
+MOUNT ERYX
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+THE COMPARE
+
+
+Michele Lombardo, a goldsmith of Trapani, came to me one day and said he
+wished me to be his compare. I at once had a vision of myself as a black
+man riding round a circus on a bare-backed horse and jumping through
+hoops. That was because, at the time, all my knowledge about a compare
+was derived from a conversation I had had in the house of the Greco
+family at Palermo. Among the photographs grouped on the wall was one of
+a pleasant-looking nigger in European costume. I asked who he was, and
+Carolina said he was an African, a compare. I asked what she meant and
+she said that her father had held the African's niece at its cresima.
+The African's name was Emanuele, but she had never known his family name.
+I asked whether he had a profession and she replied:
+
+"Faceva cavallerizza."
+
+I knew no more about cavallerizza than about a compare or a cresima. She
+explained the first by saying that the horse goes round and Emanuele on
+the horse's back performs gymnastics. That is, he used to do so, but he
+went to Paris, where a duchess saw him performing and, on account of his
+agility and his attractive physiognomy, fell in love with him. She was
+an Egyptian duchess and wore diamonds because she was rich. She was so
+rich she could do as she liked in other respects besides diamonds, and,
+liking to marry Emanuele, she did so and made him padrone of a grand
+hotel in Madrid or Vienna, I forget which, but it was a hotel of the
+first class, frequented by Russian princesses and American millionaires.
+
+I told Michele about this and he assured me that his proposal concealed
+no equestrian circus and no Egyptian duchess; to become his compare I
+should only have to hold his eldest son Pietro, aged seven, at his
+cresima. Here was an opportunity of solving the mysteries of the cresima
+and the compare, which Michele, who took my consent for granted, assured
+me would solve themselves as we proceeded. We went to the bishop's
+palace and were shown into his private chapel, where the sagrestano
+entertained us with conversation while we waited. Only once before had
+he ever approached an Englishman, and that was at Messina. He was a very
+rich Englishman and a devout son of the Church; his card with his name
+and address was still preserved as a ricordo in the sagrestano's house.
+This gentleman afterwards died in Naples under dramatic circumstances.
+He had stepped out one evening to take a mouthful of air, and on
+returning went upstairs to his room; as he put his latch-key into the
+door he fell down dead. By his will, which was found in the drawer of
+his writing-table, he bequeathed all his great wealth to the church of S.
+Antonio. I wanted to know whether this church is in Messina, or Naples,
+or England; or, it might be in America or Australia, for they sometimes
+speak of an Inglese Americano and of an Inglese Australiano. Once I took
+some of my superfluous luggage to a forwarding agent in Palermo to have
+it sent to England by piccola velocita. It included a figure of Buddha
+which I had bought in a curiosity-shop in Malta. The clerk declined to
+forward the image because it was a product of art, and such things may
+not be sent out of Italy. I said it was a product of religion; he
+accepted my correction and proposed to describe it in the form he was
+filling up as a Madonna. Again I objected, pointing out that anyone
+could see it was not a lady; it was Buddha. He was as puzzled as I had
+been over the compare. I attempted a short sketch from memory of
+Buddha's life and works, and was so far successful that the figure
+travelled to London as a Cristo Indiano.
+
+The arrival of the bishop cut short the sagrestano's reminiscences.
+There also came a woman with a baby in arms who was to receive its
+cresima at once, in case it might not live to reach Pietro's discreet age
+of seven. The bishop in magnificent vestments of brocade and gold stood
+with his back to the altar; the woman with the baby knelt before him to
+his right and the sagrestano put his hand on the baby's shoulder; Pietro
+knelt to the bishop's left and I put my hand on his shoulder. The
+ceremony, it seems, is a partial repetition of the baptism, or a
+performance of a part omitted from the baptism, or it is an addition to
+the baptism--for I did not understand so fully as Michele said I should.
+Unless accelerated, as in the case of the baby, it takes place when the
+child is old enough to have mastered the more elementary teaching of the
+Church but does not yet understand enough to be confirmed; and it
+consists in the bishop's using a great many words and gestures and making
+the sign of the Cross in oil on the child's forehead. Almost before the
+oil was on, the sagrestano wiped it off with cotton-wool and the bishop,
+after cleaning his thumb with half a lemon which the sagrestano had
+thoughtfully placed on the altar, held out his ring to be kissed by the
+woman and by Pietro.
+
+In this way I became compare of Michele Lombardo and padrino of Pietro,
+who is my figlioccio. Being Michele's compare I am in a way related to
+all the family and, when I arrive at Trapani, Michele brings as many of
+his children as he can gather to salute me. Last time he brought five
+and said:
+
+"Excuse my not bringing more."
+
+In calling Emanuele her compare, Carolina Greco was not speaking very
+strictly; the relationship exists between her father and Emanuele's
+brother, whose child he held; but family relationships are so close in
+Sicily, and they speak so loosely about them, that a compare of one
+member of a family may be said to be compare of them all.
+
+A compare is, however, primarily he who holds a child at its baptism, and
+this, no doubt, is why S. Giovanni Battista is padrone of compari. Thus
+I am Compare di Battesimo of Peppino and Brancaccia at Castellinaria. It
+was the grandfather who actually held Ricuzzu at the baptism, but he did
+it as my deputy, and the spiritual relationship of compare which exists
+between Peppino and myself is closer than that of padrino and figlioccio
+which exists between Ricuzzu and myself.
+
+The first step in establishing the relationship of Compare di Battesimo
+is usually taken at the wedding of the parents, when he who holds the cup
+or tazza containing the ring becomes Compare di Anello of the bride and
+bridegroom and also receives the privilege, or undertakes the obligation,
+of holding the first baby at its baptism. At Ignazio's wedding someone
+held the tazza with the ring and handed it to the priest at the right
+moment, but I did not see this done because between the happy couple and
+myself the lady-guests interposed a forest of hats, but I saw the tazza
+among the wedding presents and thought it was an ash-tray till one of
+them corrected me. There must have been a Compare di Anello also at the
+wedding of S. Joachim and S. Anna, and this person, whoever he was, ought
+to have appeared, and perhaps did appear, in the Nascita as padrino of
+the Madonna at her baptism, but I did not visit a Nascita on the Day of
+the Sacred Name of Maria, so I did not see the baptism.
+
+A fourth kind of compare is the Compare di Parentela; the name is used
+for those relationships by marriage which have no special name. The
+brother-in-law, for instance, though he may be a compare is not
+necessarily one, he is a cognato; but the parents of a husband and the
+parents of his wife are compari to one another, and the husband's cugino,
+or cousin, is compare of the wife and so on.
+
+There is yet a fifth kind--the Compare di San Giovanni. The first time I
+saw Turiddu Balistrieri after his escape from the earthquake at Messina
+(see Chapter XVII post) it seemed an occasion proper to be solemnised in
+some way, and we determined to become compari to one another, but as
+there was no wedding and no baptism or cresima we did not know how to
+proceed. We consulted an expert in Catania, Peppino Fazio, who said it
+was an exceptional case. This did not alarm us because exceptional cases
+are treated tenderly in Sicily. Our expert took time to consider and in
+a day or two gave his opinion:--The relationship could be established by
+our going into the country on the 24th June, the day of S. Giovanni, and
+exchanging cucumbers or pots of basil. Nothing could be simpler, and
+accordingly on the 24th of June, 1910, Turiddu and I went into the
+country. He was in Catania, so he spent the day on the slopes of Etna.
+I was staying with friends at Bath, so I went for a walk on Lansdown. In
+choosing our tokens we had regard to the arrangements of the postal
+union; he sent me a few dried leaves of basil and an elaborate drawing of
+an emerald-green plant in a gamboge pot tied round with a vermilion
+ribbon as a sign of goodwill and friendship. He drew the design out of
+his own imagination and coloured it with paints which we had bought
+together in Naples. I might have sent him a volume of Keats containing a
+_Pot of Basil_ in an equally transmissible form, but as he does not read
+English he would not have understood; so I sent him a young cucumber
+about three inches long. The ceremony was complete, and we are as good a
+pair of compari as any in the island.
+
+Thus there are five kinds of compari, namely:--
+
+1. The Compare di Battesimo.
+
+2. The Compare di Cresima.
+
+3. The Compare di Anello.
+
+4. The Compare di Parentela.
+
+5. The Compare di San Giovanni.
+
+It may be said that there are more kinds; the woman who washes the cap in
+which a baby is baptised becomes comare, but I do not know whether this
+is so anywhere but in Catania. And the word is sometimes used in a
+figurative sense as a term of endearment in addressing a partner or any
+intimate friend, and sometimes with the intention of inspiring confidence
+in addressing a stranger in a lower station of life. When two plump
+gentlemen and one thin one entered the yard of the "White Hart" where Mr.
+Samuel Weller happened to be burnishing a pair of painted tops, the thin
+gentleman advanced.
+
+"My friend," said the thin gentleman.
+
+"You're one o' the adwice gratis order," thought Sam, "or you wouldn't be
+so wery fond of me all at once." But he only said, "Well, Sir."
+
+A Sicilian Mr. Perker might have said, "Compare" instead of "Amico," and
+one is expected to believe that no unworthy suspicion would have crossed
+the mind of a Sicilian Sam Weller.
+
+Between compari there is such complete trust and devotion that no request
+is ever refused; there is also the conviction, based first on intuition
+and afterwards on experience, that no request which ought to be refused
+will ever be made--a conviction which is, I suppose, an element in all
+friendship. A compare is received in the house as a member of the family
+and is looked upon as a relation closer than a brother. One can choose
+as compare a friend in whom one has confidence, whereas there is no
+choosing a brother, and cases have been known in which brothers did not
+agree. But any compare taking advantage of his position would be a
+contemptible traitor and among the sulphur-miners would provide material
+for a play at the Teatro Machiavelli. Talking it over with Peppino
+Pampalone he told me that sometimes things do go wrong, so that they say
+there are three relations more dangerous than enemies--the cognato (the
+brother-in-law) the cugino (the cousin), and the compare. And they say:
+
+ Dagli amici mi guardi Iddio
+ Che dai nemici mi guardo io.
+
+ May God protect me from my friends
+ For I can protect myself from my enemies.
+
+Peppino says: "If it is the man that would robber you in the street, this
+man would put his life in danger because every movement of this man you
+are looking. But if it is a friend then is it other; then you are
+depending in him that he is coming to salvare you, you are embracing him,
+kissing him, don't be regarding the revolver that shall be in his pocket
+and sometimes would kill you. If it would not be Bruto, he would not
+succeed to take the life of Cesare. Did you understand?"
+
+But these are exceptional cases.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+COMPARE BERTO
+
+
+In 1901 I spent ten days on Mount Eryx, now usually called Monte San
+Giuliano, near Trapani, where I went to see the nocturnal procession of
+_Noah's Ark and the Universal Deluge_ (_Diversions in Sicily_, Chapter
+X). During those days I made the acquaintance of about twenty young men
+of whom Alberto Augugliaro, the son of the professor of mathematics in
+the Ginnasio, was the chief. I have seen him nearly every year since,
+first as a student at Trapani, then at the University of Palermo, and
+again when he was at home on the Mountain for the holidays, in
+villeggiatura, or doing the practical work for his diploma in the
+chemist's shop of his uncle. When he became qualified, his uncle handed
+the shop over to him and he is now established in it.
+
+One starry September evening in 1909 we were walking together in the
+balio (the garden on the top of the Mountain), and I asked whether, as he
+was now over thirty, it was not time for him to think of getting married.
+He confessed that negotiations were in progress. I inquired the lady's
+name, and he came close to me, took my arm and whispered a word in my
+ear. If he had shouted the word it would have reached no other ear but
+mine. We were alone upon the Mountain; the Ericini were sleeping within
+their walls of stone; over their tiled and terraced roofs the stars were
+pacing through the night; in front of us and to our right and left, far
+below, encircled by its mountainous amphitheatre, the spacious plain was
+cooling after the heat of yesterday; behind us, the sea was drowsily
+patting the shore round the foot of Monte Cofano and along by happy
+Bonagia, swaying idly in and out of the harbours of Trapani and among the
+islands--Levanzo, Favognana, and distant Marettimo. Berto need not have
+whispered the word; but it was a secret--it was the name of his lady.
+
+Soon after Christmas he announced in the most open manner, that is to say
+on a post-card, that the preliminaries were over and that his engagement
+to Giuseppina had been made public; I sent congratulations to them both
+and he replied in a letter which, omitting the formalities, runs thus in
+English:
+
+ I, on my part, and Giuseppina, on hers, are extremely contented
+ because we both love you with that love which is strong and powerful
+ enough to raise the heart and to transport us above the breathable
+ air; and, as our thoughts frequently fly to you, our distant English
+ friend, we make you a proposition, but you will understand that we
+ lay no obligation upon you and we do not ask you to take any trouble.
+ Here it is in two words: It is our most vivid desire that you should
+ become our compare: that is, that you should hold the tazza
+ containing the ring at our wedding. I repeat, it is our most vivid
+ desire that you will accede to our request for this honour and we
+ shall be most grateful to you if you will content us. It is for you
+ to send your answer which we await with anxiety.
+
+Now, I cannot be more dear to Berto than he is to me--I am not sure about
+the breathable air, but he is one of the best fellows I know--so I wrote
+saying I was more flattered, honoured, and pleased by his request than I
+could express in words. Moreover, it fell out very conveniently because
+the ceremony was to take place in the following April at a time when I
+intended to be in Sicily. Then came the difficulty about the wedding
+present, and whether there was any special duty for a compare to perform
+besides holding the ring. I remembered Ignazio's ash-tray and asked
+whether perhaps I ought to bring something of the kind from London.
+Berto replied that the tazza is a sacred object belonging to the church
+and is lent for the ceremony and, as I did not seem to know much about
+it, he kindly informed me that the customs of his country on the occasion
+of a wedding are as follows:
+
+ The father and the mother of the bridegroom and the father and the
+ mother of the bride invite the relations and friends, who all offer
+ presents of greater or less value according to the degree of
+ relationship and friendship. The ring is chosen by the bridegroom in
+ consultation with the bride. The compare, of his own accord, offers
+ a present to the couple, more usually he offers it only to the bride.
+
+ All this I have told you merely as information with regard to the
+ customs of my country; it is not necessary for you to give any
+ present but, if you wish to do so, do as you wish. Wedding presents
+ are lifelong records of relationship and of friendship.
+
+ If I am to speak frankly, loyally and sincerely to you as the friend
+ I have always been to you, I recommend you to bring some present for
+ the bride because, as you who have travelled so much must know, in
+ small places not to receive a present from the compare would be to
+ provoke the remark among all who talk that the bride and bridegroom
+ were not complimented by the compare. I tell you this because you
+ are my dearest friend and not because I wish to be critical. Bring
+ anything you choose and be sure that whatever may be offered by you
+ will be accepted by my bride. For me--nothing. I have sufficient in
+ the thought and the comfort of your friendship.
+
+So I consulted my sister, who recommended me to visit a jeweller's shop.
+There is one in Regent Street where I take my sleeve-links to be repaired
+when I have the misfortune to break them. She approved and I went and
+explained the situation to the young man, who was very kind about it and,
+after a few false starts, cordially advised one of a line of gold
+pendants much in vogue to be worn with a light chain. He had an
+apparently inexhaustible stock, and I became as confused and helpless as
+when some change is necessary in my spectacles and the oculist wants to
+know whether I see better with this or with that. I have no idea how
+long I was there, but in the end I selected a meaningless object of a
+design which the young man assured me was original and exclusive, and
+which I hoped would appear fairly unobjectionable to the recipient.
+After which, not being at all content to leave Berto resting solely on
+the thought and comfort of my friendship, I chose for him a dozen silver
+teaspoons. My sister, to whom I showed these articles, approved and, of
+her own unprompted generosity, added a piece of Irish lace as a special
+gift from herself to the bride, though she is unacquainted with any of
+the family except from my description. Thus loaded I travelled to
+Trapani and went up the Mountain in the public automobile, arriving on a
+Thursday morning early in April, 1910, the wedding being fixed for the
+following Saturday.
+
+Berto met me at the Trapani gate of the town and took me to the Albergo
+Sicilia, where I had stayed when I was on the Mountain in 1901. Signor
+Bosco has died since, and his widow keeps on the inn with the help of
+some members of her family of six daughters and four sons. One of these
+sons is Peppi, a blacksmith, who plays a trombone in the municipal band.
+Another is Alberto, one of the chauffeurs who drive the automobile up and
+down the Mountain. Alberto and one of his sisters appeared as children
+in the procession of the _Universal Deluge_. They were sitting at the
+feet of Sin and holding one another's hands to represent the wicked
+population destined to destruction. Alberto is now married. His wedding
+took place in the morning, and at three o'clock in the afternoon three
+hundred guests were entertained at dinner in the Albergo Sicilia, after
+which they danced till dawn and, as the wedding was in December, they
+must have been rather tired; but it was an exceptional case.
+
+In the afternoon Berto came for me and took me to the house of his bride
+to pay my respects. The house belongs to her; she has two brothers and a
+sister all married and settled, and on Berto's marriage he will leave the
+house of his parents and go and live in his wife's house. We entered
+through a door that led through a high blank wall into a courtyard where
+there were flowering plants in pots, and steps leading up to the
+living-rooms on the first floor over a basement which is used partly as
+stabling and partly as storage. This is the form of most of the houses
+on the Mountain, and the blank wall and courtyard give them an air of
+seclusion. We went up the steps and were received by the bride and many
+of her relations, some of whom I had already met, for Giuseppina is a
+cousin of Berto's mother. They showed me over the house; the rooms all
+led into one another and, though they were not in a row, it was rather
+like going over S. Joachim's house when it is being prepared for the
+family festa of the Nascita. It would have been still more like it if we
+had come in by the other front door, for the side we entered is on a
+street that goes up-hill and the house is at a corner with another front
+door in the other street at the top of the hill and level with the
+living-rooms. This other front door leads straight into a hall, which
+will be occupied by the musicians on the evening of the wedding, from
+this one passes to the dining-room where the servants are to dance, then
+to the salone where the guests are to dance.
+
+We sat in the salone, about twenty of us in a circle, talking the usual
+talk, and one of the young ladies asked me whether we had compari at an
+English wedding. I said we had something of the kind. She inquired what
+I should be called if I were compare at an English wedding, and, seeing
+no way out of it, I modestly murmured:
+
+"In England I should be called the Best Man."
+
+This naturally led to a torrent of compliments, which I battled with for
+some moments, and finally subdued by asking to see the rest of the house.
+We went to the room which had been arranged as the buffet; the walls were
+adorned with large looking-glasses, and in the middle was a table for the
+cakes and sweets. The buffet is to be my bedroom next time I come to the
+Mountain. We passed through two other saloni and then inspected two
+bedrooms, one for the happy couple, the other for Berto's mother, who is
+to stay with them for the first few days. The presents were arranged on
+a table by the side of the nuptial couch, which had arrived that morning
+from Palermo together with the rest of the bedroom suite, very handsome,
+and made of Hungarian ash. The presents were rather as I have seen
+wedding presents in England, plenty of spoons and forks, gold brooches,
+rings, bracelets, some set with diamonds and some with other stones, and
+I was glad I was not really back in Regent Street choosing my pendant.
+
+We went into the courtyard and into the stable where we saw Mille-lire
+the donkey, who is scarcely bigger than a Saint Bernard dog and only cost
+thirty-five lire. It was Berto who gave him the name of Mille-lire to
+signify that his value far exceeds his price. He has a cart to match and
+can take four people, but I think they must be rather small people. He
+shares his stable with thirty-eight chickens, old and young, and two
+ducks, who all come out into the courtyard to be fed in the sun. There
+are also three pigeons, making a total of forty-four creatures. In
+addition there are two cats who live in the house and two tortoises who
+live in the courtyard. Tortoises are found wild among the rocks in the
+mountains and the peasants bring them up to the town and sell them.
+These came from Monte Asparacio, which is near Cofano; they cost forty
+centimes each, and bring good luck to the house. On Mount Eryx there is
+a convent of nuns of S. Teresa, to whom flesh is forbidden, but the
+prohibition does not extend to tortoises, which the nuns eat with tomato
+sauce. When the nuns begin to feel the infirmities of age they are no
+longer limited to this strange meat, the prohibition is withdrawn, and
+they live like other old ladies, eating what they choose. I have no idea
+how many fourpenny tortoises would make a meal for a healthy young nun on
+Monte San Giuliano, where one's appetite is sharpened by the air. They
+occasionally add a few snails, which are also permitted; there is a kind
+of snail which is found underground and is considered a luxury by others
+besides the nuns of S. Teresa.
+
+After the stable and the courtyard we went to the terrace whence, over
+the roofs and cupolas and among the towers and belfries of the town,
+there is a view of the sea and the plain. Then we visited the kitchen
+and saw the oven for baking the bread. All the well-to-do families on
+the Mountain possess land on the campagna where they grow their own corn;
+they take it to the mill to be weighed and ground, and fetch back the
+flour which is also weighed; they know that if they leave a hundred
+kilograms of grain they must receive ninety-nine of flour, and in this
+wasted kilogram of flour lurks the true reason why the miller wears a
+white hat. They bake their own bread and sometimes make their own
+maccaroni at home. They grow their own grapes and make their own wine.
+They have olive trees for oil, and goats whose milk they drink,
+considering it lighter and more digestible than cows' milk. Berto's
+sister has a private goat of her own, who lives down in the country and
+comes up every morning, a journey of three-quarters of an hour, and she
+milks it herself. Thus they pass their lives very close to Mother Earth,
+and the seasons sensibly affect their comfort. They have little use for
+money except to buy coffee, fish, sugar, meat, and clothes, or the stuff
+of which they make their clothes, and some of them raise their own linen
+and wool. But they want money when there is a family festa; Berto told
+me he had spent 700 lire merely for the sweetmeats and cakes at his
+wedding.
+
+All Friday and most of Saturday I spent in being presented to various
+members of the family and in making preparations. Berto recommended me
+to visit the barber on Saturday afternoon and, as a good Sicilian, I
+followed his advice and went to the salone of Peppino. When Samuel
+Butler first came to Mount Eryx in 1892 to see whether he could identify
+the localities with those described as Scheria and Ithaca in the
+_Odyssey_, he slipped in the street and put his ankle out of joint. The
+doctor was away, and his foot was set by Peppino, who is a barber-surgeon
+with a salone close to the spot where the accident happened. Accordingly
+Peppino is the barber I employ when I am on the Mountain. While he was
+attending to me I observed a change in the salone, and, on asking where
+the looking-glasses were, was told they had been lent to Berto to
+ornament the buffet of his wedding festa.
+
+After the barber, I had my dinner, as I found there would be no
+opportunity to do so when once the wedding ceremonies had begun, and then
+I dressed. In the meantime a cloud began to collect on the Mountain and
+the wind began to blow.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+BERTO'S WEDDING
+
+
+A Sicilian wedding is conducted either on system _a_, when the happy
+couple go away for their honeymoon and the ceremony is performed in the
+morning, or on system _b_, when they do not go away but have a ball at
+home, and then the ceremony is performed in the evening. The wedding of
+Ignazio proceeded on system _a_, that of Berto and Giuseppina on system
+_b_. As for Alberto Bosco, his wedding was either a combination of _a_
+and _b_ or an exceptional case.
+
+Berto's brother Nicolao came to fetch me at 5.30 p.m. and took me to the
+house of the bride's brother in the piazza, where the bride was waiting.
+Her dress was of pale grey crepe trimmed with dull silver embroidery and
+she wore zagara in her bonnet. Exceptional cases being excepted, it may
+be said that brides only wear white silk and a veil and wreath of orange
+blossom, as Ignazio's bride did at the religious ceremony, when the
+wedding is conducted on system _a_. I failed to discover any rule about
+a cortege of bridesmaids, if there is such a rule it is probably elastic.
+The other ladies wore dresses as for a dance in England in the country in
+the winter. The gentlemen, like the guests at the Nascita, wore evening
+dress. And of course we all had cloaks or over-coats.
+
+When we were about to leave the house, Peppi Bosco, with his trombone and
+the rest of the municipal band, began to play, and to the strains of
+their music we crossed the piazza in the fog. The bride was conducted by
+her brother, the bridegroom came next escorting a lady cousin, I
+followed, as compare, with Berto's mother, and the others came after. We
+entered the municipio and went upstairs into a large room. The sindaco
+sat behind a table, the bride and bridegroom sat facing one another in
+two armchairs on the opposite side of the table and we ranged ourselves
+about the room.
+
+The sindaco had often before sat at that table and received other wedding
+parties, nevertheless he appeared at a loss, or perhaps he disapproved of
+matrimony. At any rate he was not going to acquiesce in the proceedings
+until he had dwelt, as elderly people will, on the serious nature of the
+duties the young people were proposing to undertake. He went so far as
+to put clearly before them aspects of the case which they might have
+overlooked and to read them legal extracts of a discouraging nature.
+They were unmoved, and the sindaco, still dissatisfied, asked Berto
+point-blank whether he really wished, under the circumstances, to take
+Giuseppina to be his wife. Berto replied in the affirmative. Concealing
+his surprise, the sindaco turned to Giuseppina and asked her whether she
+wished to be married to Berto. She said she did; and indeed it was the
+reason why we were all there, as the sindaco must have known if he had
+given the matter a thought, for the wedding had been the talk of the town
+since Christmas; but the law does not regard hearsay evidence. Finding
+there was no help for it, he pronounced the necessary words and, no doubt
+with a view of disclaiming personal responsibility should he hereafter be
+taxed with marriage-mongering, invited them to sign the book with a pen
+made entirely of gold in the form of a feather, which he afterwards
+offered them as a wedding present with his best wishes and a paper on
+which his clerk had neatly engrossed the legal extracts.
+
+We descended into the piazza now vacated by Peppi Bosco, who had been
+playing in it with his municipal music during the ceremony, and, forming
+ourselves into a procession as before, walked down the principal street
+of the town, and I was thinking of many things. As we passed the club I
+remembered how once in the winter Berto had taken me there and introduced
+me to all the notabilities of the place and I had wondered how the fog
+agreed with the billiard table. We passed the farmacia where Berto
+spends his time making up prescriptions and gossiping with his friends.
+We went on down the street and my thoughts wandered to other subjects.
+In the first place there was my hat, or rather Berto's uncle's hat, for,
+though I had remembered about the guests at the Nascita wearing evening
+clothes, I had forgotten that they brought their cylindrical hats, and
+Berto had borrowed one for me, which was so small I had to hold it on.
+And the wind blew and roared and shook the shutters and banged the
+windows and doors and smashed the glass down on to the roughly paved
+streets, and the dense, chilly cloud went through the cracks and
+penetrated into every house and damped the beds and discoloured the
+whitewash of the walls. And I had Berto's mother on one arm and could
+not keep his uncle's hat on my head. At last I took it off and carried
+it under my other arm, putting on my head a cap which I happened to have
+in my pocket.
+
+We came to the steep part of the street near the salone of Peppino and I
+thought of his looking-glasses that were temporarily adorning the future
+bedroom of Berto's compare, and I thought of Butler's accident and of the
+authoress of the _Odyssey_ writing her poem up here three thousand years
+ago. And what are three thousand years to Time in his flight? An
+interval that he can clear with a flap or two of his mighty wings. No
+one knows how often he has flapped them since these narrow roughly paved
+streets began to give the town its irregular shape; no one knows anything
+of the prehistoric incarnations of her who has reigned here as Phoenician
+Astarte, as Greek Aphrodite, as Roman Venus, and who now reigns here as
+Italian Maria. We were adding one more to the processions that during
+unnumbered ages have passed along the streets of Mount Eryx worshipping
+the Mystery of Birth.
+
+We turned down by the Palazzo Platamone and at last reached the Matrice.
+The floor was hidden by the people standing on it and the ceiling by
+thousands of wax candles hanging from it. The organ was playing
+antiphonally with Peppi Bosco, who had preceded us with his trombone and
+his municipal music. We went into the sagrestia and I did not at first
+recognise the Arciprete Messina who received us, for I had not previously
+seen him in his vestments, but he knew me. We had met in the street when
+he was wearing his ordinary clothes the day before and I had told him I
+had his photograph taken by Butler, who wanted his face because it is
+particularly round, like that of so many of the Ericini, and Butler used
+to say they are descended from the Cyclopes who formerly lived
+here--Cyclopes means circle-faced, not one-eyed.
+
+After signing the register we left the sagrestia, pushed our way through
+the people, and stood outside the altar-rails in a circle, the arciprete,
+Berto, Giuseppina, myself and another priest. I held an old silver
+tazza, on which the ring was placed. The music was tremendous and had to
+be made to play piano. The arciprete read the words and, at the proper
+moment, I handed the tazza, from which he took the ring and gave it to
+the bridegroom, who placed it upon the bride's finger. And the Madonna
+di Custonaci sat over the altar with the Child at her breast smiling down
+upon our little circle and giving her blessing to Berto and Giuseppina
+who, with the sanction of their relations and friends, were taking the
+first step on the path that leads to motherhood.
+
+We were not in the church ten minutes, and the music became forte again
+as our procession passed out into the fog. We went to the bride's house
+and entered by the door that leads into the courtyard which was occupied
+by Peppi Bosco, who had again preceded us with his trombone and municipal
+music. The bride retired and, after a few moments, reappeared among the
+guests, escorted by Berto and accompanied by someone bearing a large
+tea-tray piled up with sugared almonds, which she ladled to us in
+handfuls with a silver coffee-cup. On whatever system a Sicilian wedding
+is conducted it would be incomplete without sugared almonds, and they are
+sent in boxes to all friends who are unable to attend. Several boxes
+were given to me for my near relations who, by virtue of my having become
+compare of Berto and Giuseppina, are now in a manner related to them.
+And the bride also gave me for my sister a special gift of a handkerchief
+embroidered by someone in the neighbourhood.
+
+After the almonds, the music began in the front hall and we danced.
+There were waltzes, polkas and contraddanze, also games involving dances.
+I did not try to dance the waltzes or the polkas, they were quite
+different from those I used to be taught; Berto said they were dancing
+the ballo figurato. Nor did I dance the tarantella, which I never was
+taught in any form, but I saw it danced by Berto's mother and a brother
+of the bride. I danced in three contraddanze, first with Berto's mother,
+then with his bride, then with his sister. One of the dancers called out
+in French what we were to do, and the mistakes we made added to the
+amusement. Frequently there was a promenade, the partners walking
+arm-in-arm round the room, which gave time to recover ourselves when we
+had got into any great confusion. Sometimes he who directs the
+contraddanza is so fertile in invention that he can make it last two
+hours. I do not think any that I danced lasted above half an hour, and
+they always ended by our promenading away to the buffet, which was under
+the joyous direction of Berto's father. Here we ate sweetmeats and cakes
+and drank rosolio, which is any kind of light liqueur.
+
+Berto's brother Nicolao took me away at 3 a.m., and I wanted someone to
+show me the road because the cloud was still on the Mountain, and they do
+not keep the streets lighted all night. But the rest danced for another
+hour and then departed, leaving Berto's mother to attend to the bride and
+to stay in the house.
+
+Next day at noon we all called to inquire and I remained to dinner at
+two. While we were at table we heard the drum beating a Saracen rhythm
+and went to the window. It was the festa of S. Francesco da Paola; he
+was coming out of his church and going up to the balio on the top of the
+Mountain. The fog had cleared away, leaving a few light clouds whose
+shadows chased one another across the campagna and out to sea, where they
+played with the islands that were swimming in it, each separate and
+distinct in the brightness like those on a China plate. S. Francesco
+turned his back to the islands; he had not come out to bless the sea.
+Nor had he come to bless Cofano; he knew it was beyond his power to make
+that rocky wilderness to blossom as a rose. The translucent mountains
+stood back in a rugged amphitheatre before him, reverently saluting the
+throne of Venus; he acknowledged their salute, but he did not bless the
+barren mountains; he remembered the words of his Master: To him that hath
+shall be given, and from him that hath not shall be taken away even that
+which he seemeth to have.
+
+Good old San Cicciu da Paola turned his eyes away from the mountains and
+looked down upon the exuberance of the campagna. Every patch was a
+mother's breast suckling the young bread and wine and oil, making the
+little figs to swell on their branches and the big blobby oranges to grow
+bigger and blobbier among their leaves. The salad was pushing, pushing
+up through the soil; peaches, apples, pears, medlars and plums were
+forming inside their faint pink and snowy blooms; there were almonds and
+blossoming pomegranates, asparagus and tomatoes, artichokes in disorderly
+tufts and beans combed into tidy rows. In the hollow places, like marshy
+pools reflecting the sky, lay beds of pale blue flax to be woven into
+wedding sheets for Mount Eryx.
+
+San Cicciu looked upon it and saw that it was good, and he blessed all
+that fertility. He was doing for the campagna what the Cyclopean
+arciprete had asked the Madonna to do for Berto and Giuseppina.
+
+
+
+
+TRABONELLA
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+SULPHUR
+
+
+Caltanissetta is a busy town of some 45,000 inhabitants near the middle
+of the island and about 2000 feet above the sea. It depends for its
+prosperity on almonds, grapes, olives and sulphur, especially the last,
+for there is much sulphur in the pores of the rock. I have several
+friends there of whom one, Beppe (Giuseppe) Catena, is an engineer with
+an interest in Trabonella, the largest sulphur mine in the neighbourhood,
+and another, Gigino (Luigi) Cordova, is an advocate. Sometimes Beppe is
+in the town and sometimes Gigino and I go to Trabonella and find him
+there. It is an hour's drive along a road that winds among rolling
+hills. Through the depressions between the near hills other hills
+appear, and through their depressions higher hills, and beyond these are
+higher hills again until the view is bounded by the Monti delle Madonie
+where the snow lingers until May. It must have been some such country as
+this that was in the mind of him who first spoke of the sea running
+mountains high.
+
+I do not know whether it is more beautiful in spring or in autumn. I
+know that in spring the grass under the orange trees is spotted with
+purple flowers, and that crimson vetch incarnadines the hills, as though
+Lady Macbeth had dipped her little hand into their multitudinous green;
+the hedges bloom with rosemary and scarlet geranium, the banks with sweet
+pea and brilliant mesembryanthemum, and the rough places are full of
+asphodel; there are a few eucalyptus trees and now and then a solemn row
+of cypresses; we may pass a hut of grey thatch and perhaps a few horses
+or a sprinkling of tethered goats; sometimes we see a herd of bullocks
+tended by a boy who has come out this morning in black sheep-skin
+leggings up to his hips, and I think he learnt his song from happy
+nightingales that set the April moonlight to music.
+
+But in autumn the prospect is as fair. The harvest is over; the earth,
+bronzed by the summer heat, is resting after her labour and nature is
+making variations in the ochres and umbers that in spring were half
+hidden, huddled together in the steep places where nothing will flourish;
+the stubble shows in lines of pale yellow on the brown earth among
+patches of almost colourless green and other patches black with burning
+which change the value of the olives, pistachios, carubas and aloes; here
+and there is a shrivelled thistle, here and there a lone pine; sometimes
+we see a string of mules winding in and out on its way home, losing and
+finding itself among the undulations like a little fleet of fishing boats
+that rise and fall with the swell, and I think Schubert must have passed
+this way when he felt stirring within him the mellow loveliness of the
+second Entr'acte to _Rosamunde_:
+
+ [Picture: Rosamunde]
+
+We need not choose one or the other, we need only wait to have both; for
+spring is the modulation to the dominant, the awakening, the going out in
+search of adventure, while autumn is the return to the tonic, the coming
+home in search of repose, the falling asleep; the first leads to the
+second as naturally as youth leads to age.
+
+Last time Gigino and I went to Trabonella it was spring, and we took with
+us his young brother Michelino, aged thirteen, who had never been there
+before. We arrived in the afternoon and found Beppe, who took us round,
+and we showed Michelino the works. Empty trucks were gliding down a
+sloping railway into the mine, while others were gliding up filled with
+the harvest of the deep. We saw the broken pieces of rock being put into
+great furnaces and we watched the treacly sulphur that was melted out of
+the pores and came oozing through a tap into a mould. It is then
+purified and made into shapes like candles, and I thought of Kentish
+giants handling such bars of sulphur to fumigate the hops in the glow of
+an oast-house fire. We introduced Michelino to the overseers, directors
+and managers and to the doctor. We returned to the hut where Beppe
+lives, and dined out of doors in the yard behind. It all seemed to me
+very healthy and like the accounts one reads and the illustrations one
+sees of life in a new country, with the advantage that Caltanissetta is
+only about eight kilometres away. But Beppe objected that the nearness
+of Caltanissetta was no advantage because it induces a feeling of "Well,
+it doesn't matter; I can always go to town for that," and so they put up
+with much that they might remedy if they were really beyond the reach of
+civilisation. Consequently he was not able to treat us as we deserved.
+We replied that we were glad it was so, because he was treating us much
+better.
+
+After dinner we joined the other managers and directors in a room of a
+larger building; a mandoline and guitar were brought and some of them
+played. Presently Michelino sang. He surprised me by the beauty and
+power of his young voice and by his management of it, also by his musical
+intelligence and by his complete self-possession. He sang the tenor
+songs of many operas and other popular melodies, especially I remember
+his singing the _Stornelli Montagnoli_, which is so beautiful that the
+buffo said it would save itself in the Escape from Paris. To all this
+the guitar-player vamped an accompaniment which Michelino relentlessly
+silenced by a gesture when it became unbearable. It was absurd to see
+him lording it over the company, nearly a dozen of us and the youngest
+nearly old enough to be his father. When it was time to retire, beds
+were found for the visitors and I passed a comfortable night in Beppe's
+hut.
+
+Next day we were taken into the mine to see what goes on underneath the
+freedom of the rolling hills. We dived down in a lift, ever so deep into
+the darkness, and probably it was dangerous, but when I go down lifts and
+see over mines, as when I wander among the tottering ruins of Messina, I
+have learnt to hope that the accident will be some other day. We saw
+nearly naked men, monsters of the abyss, crouching in cavernous places,
+pick-axing the sulphurous rock in the dim light of their miner's lamps,
+while others were bringing broken pieces along the low, dark galleries
+and sending them up in the trucks to the light. And the workers were
+groaning and moaning as they worked. Day after day, always the same
+monotonous groaning and moaning, always the same monotonous pick-axing
+the rock in the dim light, always the same monotonous sending up the
+broken pieces. It was very hot in some places and very cold in others,
+and I was glad to follow the broken pieces up and return to the fresh air
+and the sunshine.
+
+Beppe told me that Trabonella is the largest sulphur mine in Europe, that
+the total length of its galleries is thirty kilometres, which is about as
+far as from the Albert Hall to Windsor Castle. They employ a thousand
+miners, and the boys begin work outside the mine at twelve and inside at
+fifteen. There has been an alteration in the law; formerly they began
+younger and were deprived of the little education for which they now have
+time, and the hard work so deformed their tender bodies that they could
+not pass the army test. This is their modulation to the dominant, their
+awakening to life. It is not a pleasing prospect; nor is the early
+autumn of ill-health and decrepitude to which it naturally leads any more
+pleasing. They pass their lives in the dark, morally and physically, and
+frequently a sudden fall of rock cripples, if it does not destroy, the
+victim; then there are broken pieces of a different kind to be taken
+along the low dark galleries and brought up to the light.
+
+I was in Caltanissetta one Saturday evening and saw the funeral of two
+who had been killed in this way that morning. First came a band playing
+a funeral march, that was all the more melancholy because the instruments
+were distressingly discordant, as though in their grief the men had not
+had time to tune them. Then came comrades carrying candles, and comrades
+bearing first one coffin, then the second, plain wooden coffins with no
+pall. Others carried chairs on which the coffins were rested when the
+bearers were changed. There were no priests. But there were priests the
+next day for the wedding of another comrade. Beppe told me that about 90
+per cent of their funerals are conducted without priests and about 90 per
+cent of their weddings are conducted with priests.
+
+They told me of one sulphur-miner who, having seen enough funerals, left
+the mine and went to Palermo in search of work. He was taken on by a
+contractor who was levelling a piece of high ground, on which blocks of
+dwellings have since been erected behind the Teatro Massimo, and began
+work at six o'clock one morning. Five minutes later he was killed and
+buried by a fall of earth.
+
+In the mine they are in constant fear of this death. They work very hard
+and the air is bad; they come up to sleep, to eat and to gamble. The air
+they sleep in cannot be much better than that in the mine, for they are
+laid out in close huts on shelves, like rolls of stuff in a draper's
+shop. They hardly know the difference between youth and age, between
+spring and autumn. They scarcely get a glimpse of the landscape except
+on Saturdays and Sundays, and then they are intent upon something else.
+After their week of labour they feel the necessity of expansion; they
+receive their wages and go to Caltanissetta; those who are married sleep
+with their wives, while those who are unmarried sleep quite alone as the
+soldiers did after the death and burial of l'Invincible Monsieur
+d'Malbrough. They become free human beings for two days. I have seen
+the piazza full of them on Sunday morning--so full that I thought it
+would have been easier to walk across it, treading on their heads, than
+to push through the crowd. Unfortunately their notion of the life of a
+free human being does not stop at loafing about in the piazza. They also
+go to the wine shops, where they offer one another the means of
+forgetting that their oases of rest lie in a desert of drudgery, and
+sometimes this becomes the means of their forgetting everything else as
+well.
+
+Gigino has written a paper upon the connection between alcoholism and
+crime. He told me that the consumption of alcohol in Sicily is less than
+in northern countries, but that there is more crime. I naturally
+inquired whether it would not tend to lessen the crime if the Sicilians
+would drink rather more. He replied that, as so often happens at the
+beginning of any inquiry, there are other considerations and I must not
+be in a hurry. As for the sulphur-miners, they need not drink more, but
+if they would spread fairly over the week the amount they consume during
+Saturday and Sunday, then, although they would risk incurring the
+consequences of chronic alcoholism, they would avoid those of acute
+alcoholism. For the need of expansion causes them to drink more than
+they can stand all at once, then they quarrel and commit murders. So
+that many of those who begin life as boys in the mine, and week after
+week escape the falling rocks, live to be killed in a drunken brawl, and
+one does not know which prospect is the more ugly.
+
+I asked whether their condition could not be improved by raising their
+wages. They asked whether I wished to dislocate the commerce of the
+world by raising the price of sulphur. I had no such desire and, indeed,
+did not know, till they told me, that sulphur enters into so many
+manufactures as it does. Here again in seeking to ameliorate conditions
+with which one is imperfectly familiar one must not be in a hurry. It is
+not altogether a question of raising their wages, they receive from four
+and a half to five francs a day, which, for five days, amounts to between
+twenty-two francs fifty and twenty-five francs a week; there are many
+labourers who receive less and do more with it. Of course, they would
+like more wages--everyone would like more wages--but what the
+sulphur-miners really want is the intelligence to use wisely what they
+have and also some change, if it were possible, in the conditions under
+which their work is done. Beppe assured me that the question is not
+being overlooked, but it has roots which extend further and are more
+complicated than the galleries in the mine--roots which are tangled with
+the roots of other questions affecting other interests, and these again
+affect others. So I bowed before the other considerations and hoped that
+with the changes that are continually taking place in Sicily something
+may soon be done for the sulphur-miners, trusting that in the meantime we
+are not paying too dearly for the advantage of getting our sulphur so
+cheap.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+OMERTA AND THE MAFIA
+
+
+When the drunken sulphur-miners quarrel and kill one another on Saturdays
+and Sundays, the murderers are seldom brought to justice because of
+Omerta; a word which is said to be derived from uomo and to signify
+manliness in the sense of power of endurance, the power, for example, of
+keeping silence even under torture; hence it comes to be used for an
+exaggeration of that natural sense of honour, that Noblesse Oblige or
+Decency Forbids, which makes an English schoolboy scorn to become a
+sneak. It may be false and foolish, it may be noble and chivalrous,
+whatever it is, they say, it has such a firm growth among them because
+the history of Sicily is the history of an island which has for centuries
+been misgoverned by foreigners, and the people have lost any faith they
+may ever have had in professional justice. If one were to be involved
+with a Sicilian in committing a crime, one might be perfectly certain
+that he would never turn King's evidence, he would say, "Io son uomo, io
+non parlo" ("I am a man, I know how to hold my tongue") and he would
+rather die than betray an accomplice who is his friend and probably his
+compare. Nor need the criminal fear that the victim or anyone in the
+secret whether accomplice or not, will blab. A man with a wound on his
+face, made obviously by a knife, will swear to the police that in drawing
+a cork he fell and cut himself with the bottle. He does not intend his
+assailant to go unpunished, but he will not have the police interfering
+if he can prevent it; he means to look after his own affairs himself. If
+a murder has been committed a crowd will collect round the murdered
+man--a crowd that includes the police and also the murderer--but no one
+has any idea who committed the crime, not even those who saw it done, and
+not even the dying man, who may carry his assumption of ignorance so far
+as to call his murderer to his side, embrace him affectionately and give
+him a Judas-kiss which bears a double meaning; for the police and the
+general public it is evidence that there can have been no ill-feeling
+between the two, while for the friends of the murdered man it confirms
+their suspicions as to the one on whom the vendetta is to be executed.
+So many have told me this that I cannot help thinking that, if it really
+is done as often as they say, it must by now have lost some of its power
+of deceiving the police. Probably it was done on some occasion which
+took the public fancy, and they keep on repeating it because it makes a
+dramatic close.
+
+Giovanni Grasso has a play called _Omerta_:_ La Legge del Silenzio_. Don
+Andrea has been murdered by or at the instigation of Don Toto
+(Salvatore), who is an overbearing bully, nevertheless Saru (Rosario) has
+been sent to prison for the crime and, during his absence, his girl has
+married Don Toto. The play opens with the return from prison of Saru,
+acted by Giovanni. He comes to the house of his mother, with whom Don
+Toto and his wife are living. The length of the play is provided by the
+disappointments attending his return: his setting up for himself and
+painting paladins on Sicilian carts; a scene of passionate tenderness
+with his mother, during which he convinces her of his innocence, but
+refuses to reveal the name of the murderer which he has learnt in prison;
+a beautiful interview with Pasqualino, his young brother, who shows he is
+the right sort of boy by declaring of his own accord that he hates Don
+Toto; a magnificent interrupted quarrel with Don Toto, and scenes with
+the police and with the priest to whom Saru refuses to give any
+information about the murder. Towards the end Saru staggers in wounded.
+They all try to make him tell the name of his murderer, but he will not.
+Finally, he is left alone with Pasqualino to whom he gives his revolver
+with these dying words:
+
+"For Don Toto, when you shall be eighteen."
+
+Pasqualino understands, kisses the pistol and accepts the obligation,
+saying:
+
+"I will see to it."
+
+The others return and ask Pasqualino whether Saru told him anything
+before he died, and Pasqualino, concealing the pistol in his bosom as the
+Spartan boy concealed the fox, bravely answers:
+
+"Nothing."
+
+One may object to the play on the ground that it breaks off instead of
+coming to a conclusion--one is left wishing to see Pasqualino, grown up
+and acted by Giovanni, executing the vendetta--but it is a good play and
+shows what is meant by omerta. The dramatic critic of the _Times_ (2
+March, 1910), on the morning after Giovanni produced it in London, opened
+his notice of it thus: "Omerta must make things very difficult for the
+Sicilian police." This is precisely what they intend.
+
+Without omerta the mafia would hardly flourish, and the mafia is not so
+easy to understand. I suppose the reason why Sicilians explain it badly
+is that they understand it too well. The inquiring outsider cannot see
+the trees for the wood, and the explaining insider cannot see the wood
+for the trees. They labour to make clear things with which I am
+familiar, and take for granted things which are strange to me, treating
+me rather as my father treated the judges before whom he was arguing some
+legal point. Their lordships interrupted him:
+
+"Yes, Mr. Jones, you say this is so and that is so, but you do not
+produce any authority in support of your statements."
+
+"Authority, my lord?" exclaimed my father, as though perhaps he might
+have forgotten something: then, leaning over the desk, he said, in a
+stage whisper: "Usher, bring me _Blackstone_--or some other elementary
+work."
+
+Thus we do not make much progress, but by degrees one picks up a few
+ideas about it.
+
+My friend Peppino Fazio, of Catania, allowed me to copy and translate
+part of an article he wrote in a newspaper. He is speaking of Palermo as
+long ago as 1780:
+
+ The Albergheria was the quarter that harboured those men who were
+ most ready with their hands and most quarrelsome; they were expert
+ also in using their knives, with which they fenced by rule and
+ according to art; they obeyed a certain code of chivalry of their
+ own, not permitting the weak or the unarmed to be bullied, treating
+ as criminals those who used fraud and treachery, and not brooking the
+ intervention of the police. They were men whom an exaggerated
+ sentiment of honour and of individual courage had decoyed from the
+ path of social conventions, but in whom there was a fundamental
+ notion of right conduct and a generosity at times magnanimous. They
+ held each other in great mutual respect, free from any element of
+ servility or cowardice, not recognising grades, nor conferring any
+ right to command--a respect that was the more profound according as
+ its object was the more distinguished for acts of valour and grandeur
+ of soul. It was the tacit homage that one pays to heroes, poets,
+ artists and to every kind of genius.
+
+ These men, slowly degenerating, have produced the mafia, which is
+ associated with bullying, blackmailing and crime. The word mafia has
+ been applied in this bad sense only in more recent times, as we are
+ assured by those who have studied the subject. The ancestors of the
+ mafiosi used to call themselves Cristiani--that is Men in the sense
+ of men of courage and silence.
+
+ The Cristiano carried in one pocket his rosary and in the other his
+ knife. Outside his own class he recognised the higher social
+ distinctions and, while preserving his own self-respect and never
+ stooping to obsequiousness, felt for the galantuomini (that is for
+ the townspeople) and for the signori (that is for the patricians) a
+ real submission which he displayed both in acts and words by
+ protecting their persons and their reputations; so that no thief or
+ evil-liver dared to commit any crime against one who was known to be
+ protected by a Cristiano.
+
+One recognises about this something of the chivalry of Robin Hood and of
+more modern highwaymen. The conditions of life in the albergheria are
+not identical with those of life in the open country, either in England
+or in Sicily, nor with those of life in the orange-groves of the Conca
+d'Oro round about Palermo. Both in the Conca d'Oro and in the open
+fields the guardians employed to protect the crops are all mafiosi and
+are able to prevent the employment of any who are not. The conditions in
+a sulphur-mine again are different. Confusion arises unless one knows
+which conditions are present to the mind of him who is trying to explain
+the mafia. Besides which, the words mafia and mafioso are still often
+used in a good sense.
+
+There was something mafioso about Michelino when he was singing to us at
+the mine, keeping us all in order and silencing the guitar with a wave of
+his hand. There is something of it in a girl who is not ashamed of her
+beauty and does not blush to be admired. It was the mafiosita of Guido
+Santo, the mule, at Castellinaria, that sunny morning when he trotted up
+and down in his new harness before taking us to the shore, which put it
+into our heads to make it also his festa. There is something of it in
+the attitude of King Henry VIII, with his hat on one side and his arm
+a-kimbo, as he appears in a full-length portrait by Holbein. There was a
+good deal of it in the conduct of Giovanni in his Teatro Machiavelli on
+one occasion when a lady music-hall singer failed to please; the public
+hissed her and made such an uproar that she could not proceed. Giovanni
+was, or pretended to be, furious. He behaved to his audience as Nino
+Bixio behaved to his men on the Sicilian expedition. He came on and
+abused them with gesticulation and language; he swore and stormed at
+them; he appealed to their sense of chivalry; he threatened to come down
+among them and teach them manners; he declared that they should hear her.
+He made the piano-man play; he went and fetched the lady; he stood by her
+side, frowning, with his arms folded, ready to break out, the
+personification of angry determination and suppressed energy. The people
+acquiesced and listened. When the singer had finished, they applauded;
+and they were applauding not only her, but also Giovanni because he had
+dominated them. It is a small theatre and their numbers may have been
+four or five hundred--it would depend upon the programme and the kind of
+evening it was--but if it had been the Teatro Bellini he would have
+subdued them just as well, unless there had been present someone to
+resist him with a stronger personality, and his experience had taught him
+that the chances were against that.
+
+An imposing personality is a useless possession unless there are others
+willing to be imposed upon, and it is this willingness to be dominated
+quite as much as the love of dominating that makes the mafia possible.
+If I may "quote from memory":
+
+ Surely the pleasure is as great
+ Of being beaten as to beat.
+
+Possibly the Sicilian charm contains among its many ingredients a trace
+of this love of being dominated which, in England, we associate more
+particularly with women, spaniels and walnut trees; and if it were not
+so, history might contain less about the misgovernment of the island by
+foreigners.
+
+The mafia is not like the Neapolitan Camorra, it is not an organised
+society such as one reads about in books for boys, nor is it a recognised
+trade union with a president, secretary, officers and so on. It is
+rather an esprit de corps, and no more a secret society than omerta is a
+secret society; nevertheless, they speak of the mafia as being more
+highly organised in some districts than in others, and there are secret
+societies whose members are mafiosi, so that for a foreigner to speak of
+the mafia as a secret society would appear to be an excusable error.
+
+Among every collection of men, and even in a herd of bullocks, one is
+always the acknowledged leader, and in a sulphur-mine it naturally
+happens that one man has a more dominating personality, more prepotenza,
+than any of the others; this capo-mafioso takes the lead and is king.
+When, as often happens, he is a man with a respect for law and order,
+willing to be useful to the managers, the mafia can and does supplement
+in an amateur fashion the deficiencies of professional justice. If
+Giovanni Grasso were really a worker in a sulphur-mine, as he sometimes
+appears to be on the stage, he would certainly take the lead, and no one
+who knows him will believe that he could ever be capable of a bad action.
+But few men can safely be trusted with absolute power. Sometimes this
+capo-mafioso is a villain who glories in a record of crime, a
+brow-beating bully who will stick at nothing. Here is a situation for a
+melodrama--the Wicked Despot. He does as he chooses with those around
+him, who fear lest he should treat them as Don Toto treated Don Andrea
+before the opening of _Omerta_, and as he treats Saru in the course of
+the play; and they not only fear, they also admire an unscrupulousness of
+which they feel themselves to be incapable. They refer their disputes to
+him and execute his orders. They do not pay him money for adjudicating
+between them, it is enough for him to have the satisfaction of being
+asked to arbitrate and, by giving his decision and seeing that it is
+carried out, he consolidates his power. But he exacts from them a
+percentage of their winnings at cards as tribute, and they pay it
+willingly so as to keep on good terms with him. Of course, under the
+throne of any of these tyrants, among those who have sufficient daring,
+conspiracies are continually surging and, sooner or later, whether he is
+a good or a bad man, he has to give way to a stronger--perhaps a fresh
+arrival, who takes the public fancy. Sometimes there are two with
+apparently an equal power of dominating; they agree not to quarrel
+openly, but, between themselves, each is on the look-out for an
+opportunity to annihilate the other's influence.
+
+One Saturday, in the street at Caltanissetta, Beppe showed me marks of
+bullets on the wall. He said that only a week before there had been a
+row among a score of men with revolvers about some question of precedence
+among the mafiosi in a neighbouring mine arising out of the terms
+proposed for ending a strike. One of the men was killed and several were
+wounded, but the question of precedence could not be settled that day
+because the survivors were all put into prison.
+
+According to the plays, the prisons are to the mafiosi what the ganglia
+are to the nerves, and give the prisoners an opportunity for talking
+matters over, thus providing an effective means of continuing the plot of
+the drama. And though the criminals feel secure in the knowledge that
+omerta will prevent their confederates from giving information, yet the
+police, of course, know who is who all the time, just as the police in
+London know who are the criminals; the law, however, is jealous of the
+rights of the people and does not move on suspicion. And too much of the
+modern police methods would not combine well with the requirements of
+melodrama.
+
+Beppe assured me that in his mine the mafiosi are mostly good fellows and
+do not do any harm, except among themselves when they quarrel, get drunk
+and murder one another. He admits that the making use of them in the
+management of the men is like playing with fire, but he agrees with all
+who have gone into the matter that a stranger falling among them,
+wherever he might meet them, would be treated with the most extreme
+respect and courtesy. This is not because they are afraid of giving
+themselves away, distrusting the stranger's omerta, it is because they
+have a real self-respect and wish to pass in the eyes of the world for
+men of good position. The presence of a stranger among them is a
+challenge to their chivalry and to their oriental sense of hospitality.
+
+Anyone wishing to study the mafia from books might begin with _La Mafia e
+I Mafiosi_, by Antonio Cutrera, Delegato di Pubblica Sicurezza (Palermo.
+Alberto Reber, 1900), and continue with _La Mala Vita di Palermo_ (_I
+Ricottari_), by the same author. If he will also read all the numerous
+books by other authors cited in the notes to these two works he ought to
+gain a fair knowledge of the subject.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+MALA VITA
+
+
+Sicilians sometimes claim that much of what has been stated in the
+foregoing chapter is now out of date, and that, with the advance of
+civilisation, the power of the mafia and the respect for omerta are
+giving way to confidence in the police. And they go on to regret that
+Giovanni Grasso should have so much success with his plays in foreign
+countries, because they contain a great deal of mafia and mala vita which
+he presents with so much realism that foreigners are encouraged in the
+idea that all Sicilians are for ever sleeplessly going about with knives
+in their belts seeking to execute vendettas. But most theatre-goers know
+by this time that melodramas are not made up of the events of ordinary
+life. A man does not discover every day that he has been deceived by his
+wife or that his sister has been betrayed by his compare; when he does
+make such a discovery he may be pardoned if he loses his self-control.
+Anyhow, the sleepless vendetta notion is so ludicrously contrary to the
+fact that Sicily can afford to take the risk. One might as well treat
+seriously the complaint against the marionettes, that the swaggering talk
+of Orlando and Rinaldo encourages the boys to behave in real life as
+though every fancied insult must be wiped out with blood. The boys
+certainly do fight--they can be seen fighting in the fish-market, one
+armed with a basket for his shield and another with a stick for his
+sword, his Durlindana. But boys fight, even in England, with no
+marionettes to inflame their imaginations, and sometimes they cut one
+another; still, no one would take too seriously the exclamation of that
+schoolmaster who, on being called to deal with some such incident,
+hurried from his study muttering:
+
+"Knives, knives--dangerous weapons; would to heaven they had never been
+invented!"
+
+What was he going to do at dinner-time? And if the marionettes are to be
+abolished, what is the Sicilian boy to do when it is time for him to sit
+down to his evening meal of romance? It is even possible that if he were
+starved of his marionettes he would more frequently substitute the
+dangerous weapon for the stick.
+
+We see Sicilian life only in bits at a time and any bit we see may turn
+out on investigation to be only a bit of acting; and, whether real life
+or acting, we see it through the veil of romance which is held in front
+of it by their language and by their gestures, which cause their acting
+to appear more real--that is, which help it to be more deceptive. By
+their language I do not mean merely their words and their grammar--we
+also have a grammar, and our dictionary contains words as many and as
+expressive as theirs--the romance is rather in their attitude of mind and
+the consequent use they make of their words. I have read with disgust in
+an English newspaper an account of a squalid Pentonville murder which, as
+described in a contemporary Italian journal, appeared worthy to be set to
+music by Puccini. We are like the audience in Giovanni's
+theatre--dominated by the imposing romance of the language, and we prefer
+to be so dominated. Or we are like the audience in the teatrino at
+Palermo, when the buffo performs a miracle; as soon as we get behind "la
+mala vita" and see it as "the life of the criminal classes" we have
+caught a glimpse of how the illusion is worked.
+
+By their gestures I mean something about which in England, in France and
+even in Northern Italy, nothing is known. It is true that we Northerners
+can and do communicate with one another in gesture, but in England we
+mostly omit gesture and use speech, while in France and Northern Italy
+the gesture is only slight. A Sicilian sometimes omits words, but if he
+omits gestures it is only by exercising great self-control. When he is
+talking naturally, every muscle of his body is at work helping him to
+express his meaning. It is as though he had not yet learnt to trust
+speech, everything must be acted too, as half-educated people have not
+yet learnt to trust the written word and if they read must read aloud.
+At a cinematograph show, when a letter or telegram or the title of the
+piece is shown on the screen, a murmur goes round the hall; it is the
+people reading the writing out loud to assure themselves of its meaning.
+So the talking Sicilian is telling everything twice, once with his voice
+and once with his gestures and there is so much oil in his backbone that
+there is nothing creaky, awkward or grudging in his movements; the
+gestures are made with an exuberance, an intensity and a natural
+unconscious beauty which seem to lift the matter above the plane of
+ordinary life. So habitual is this gesticulation that it is often
+useless. I have been behind the scenes in a marionette theatre, watching
+the man declaiming for the figures. His energy was tremendous, no wonder
+he drank out of a black bottle from time to time. I knew he was hidden
+from the audience and thought he might be suggesting movements for the
+marionettes to the man who was manipulating them, but that man could not
+see him either and was improvising the movements of the figures unaided.
+
+The gesticulating Sicilian, however, is not more deeply moved by what he
+is describing than the phlegmatic Englishman is when he is quietly
+telling something. I have sometimes ventured to laugh at the Sicilian
+for his unnecessary vehemence, and he has stopped in the middle of it all
+and joined in the laughter. It would be extremely interesting to see
+Giovanni Grasso in the part of an English gentleman, a Wyndham or a
+Hawtrey part. I believe he would succeed because I believe he would
+succeed in anything he set his mind to do, but for him to reproduce an
+Englishman's tranquillity would be as much of an effort as it would be
+for an English actor to reproduce a Sicilian's mobility.
+
+Their power of acting is not confined to those who are actors by
+profession; the love of improvising little scenes in daily life may be
+said to be characteristic of them. To suppose that they do this from a
+love of lying would be to simplify unduly; they have the artist's power
+of seeing a thing in two senses at once, and they assume that they will
+not be misunderstood, at all events, they are not going to give it all
+away by explaining, and if the stranger is taken in--well, as a rule, it
+does not very much signify. Just as omerta makes things difficult for
+the Sicilian police, so this love of acting makes things difficult for
+the foreign traveller. There is a story in the form of a dialogue
+between a foreigner in Palermo inquiring of a native about a tree that
+was clipped into a fantastic shape. It can hardly be given in English
+because it turns on the double meaning of "naturale," which means
+sometimes "natural" and sometimes "naturally," but if it be added that
+"scusi" = "excuse me"; "quest' albero" = "this tree"; "e" = "is"; "o" =
+"or," any reader will be able to understand it:
+
+FOREIGNER: Scusi, Signore; quest' albero e artificiale o naturale?
+
+PALERMITAN: Artificiale.
+
+FOR: Oh, artificiale?
+
+PAL: Naturale.
+
+FOR: E naturale?
+
+PAL: Artificiale.
+
+FOR: (_getting irritated_): Scusi, Signore; quest' albero e artificiale o
+naturale?
+
+PAL: Artificiale, naturale.
+
+And then the foreigner goes home and writes a book about his travels,
+saying that the natives are so stupid they do not even know whether their
+trees are clipped into odd shapes by nature or art. But the apparently
+grave and courteous Palermitan knew what he was doing all the time and
+was enjoying it as a child enjoys committing a harmless piece of
+mischief.
+
+If one were to pierce through it and understand them as they may be
+supposed to understand themselves, one would not necessarily be in a
+position to give an opinion about the mafia, for, besides those who speak
+of the growing confidence in the police, there are others who assert that
+the improvement, if any, is slight and only on the surface, and that the
+spirit of the mafia is not confined to the mala vita, but extends to the
+upper classes and influences even the administration of justice and the
+elections. When the natives differ on such a point, a mere foreigner can
+hardly decide; but I have more frequently heard the opinion expressed in
+favour of improvement. Certainly, in the Teatro Machiavelli, when
+murderers are taken by the police it is often done now with the approval
+of the audience, which they tell me would not have been the case some
+years back.
+
+Before writing about the mala vita one ought at least to have seen a man
+murdered in the street. I have never seen this, nor have I ever even
+seen the body of a murdered man lying in the street. All that I know
+about the mala vita in Sicily has been gathered from conversation, books
+and plays. Lest it should be thought that in thus disclaiming practical
+knowledge of the subject I am inspired by omerta--as a traveller may shut
+his eyes to unpleasant incidents out of regard for his hosts--I will here
+collect together all the occasions when I have thought myself to be in
+the immediate neighbourhood of the mala vita.
+
+At Castellinaria the barber who keeps the shop opposite the Albergo della
+Madonna--the shop in which Alfio Mascalucia was assistant--always seemed
+to me to be a man one would readily trust with all one's possessions. He
+must be now over forty, married and with a family. Peppino told me the
+other day that in his youth, meaning between the ages of eighteen and
+twenty-six, this barber had been a notorious ricottaro and had often been
+in prison for crimes of various kinds. When I heard this, his extremely
+courteous manner reminded me of the Robin Hood side of the Cristiani, and
+of the oriental hospitality of the mafiosi towards strangers. I asked
+Peppino whether I ought to discontinue my custom. He said not unless I
+was dissatisfied with him as a barber. Then I realised that I must have
+forgotten where I was for the moment.
+
+Carmelo and his brother Rosario at Castellinaria have both been in prison
+for attempting to murder, but they can neither of them be said ever to
+have belonged to the class of habitual criminals.
+
+In the Teatro Machiavelli Peppino Fazio gave me as a ricordo one of the
+knives used by the mafiosi. The blade doubles on the handle, so that
+when open it is about twice as long as when shut; some are as long as
+twenty-four inches when open, mine is only eighteen. Being intended for
+the theatre, it has never been sharpened or pointed but, except for this
+it is a real mala vita knife. They told me there would be nothing to
+fear so long as I continued the life of blameless respectability which
+had no doubt become habitual to me--or some nonsense of that kind--but
+that if I should happen to be caught by the police in doubtful
+surroundings and searched, even this knife, in spite of its arrested
+adolescence, might get me into trouble.
+
+"So you had better be careful," said one of them; "but if you do get put
+into prison, let us know and you shall be treated as well as any
+ricottaro. I will bring you a good dinner every day."
+
+"Yes," said another, "and I will bring you cigarettes."
+
+"And I," said a third, "will fetch your linen and bring it back to you
+nicely washed and ironed."
+
+Whenever I show my knife to any of my English friends, for I am happy to
+say I got it safely home, they always exclaim that it is an entirely
+prosaic object. And so it is. It is as unromantic as an escape of gas.
+
+Several times I have been in a theatre when the performance has been
+interrupted by a disturbance among the audience, but I have never seen it
+develop into a serious row.
+
+Once in Palermo my bedroom looked over a small piazza, and one night I
+heard talking and looked out. I saw a crowd and distinguished a man
+disputing from below with another man on a balcony about fifteen feet
+from mine, and there was a woman in the room behind him. The dispute was
+all in dialect, but evidently they were very angry. Presently the man on
+the balcony drew a revolver, it shone in the doubtful light, and he
+threatened the man below; but nothing further happened and presently the
+crowd dispersed, the man on the balcony retired and all was quiet.
+Perhaps this was the prelude to a murder, and I may have read about it
+afterwards in the newspaper without knowing how near I had been to the
+crime.
+
+There was one other occasion when I thought I was going to see something
+of the mala vita. On the cliff at Castellinaria are some remains of
+polygonal buildings which have been made a national monument. The
+custode's cabin is just below, in a sheltered place where Peppino and I
+sometimes go and sit after supper. One moonlight evening, it was rather
+late, but the lamp was still shining in the cabin and the custode was
+still hanging about, I heard someone approaching and, looking up, saw,
+against the sky, a sinewy, slight woman in a long black dress with a
+black shawl over her head. She was coming rapidly along the edge of the
+cliff with a shuffling, swaying motion, and as she came she was
+continually rearranging the shawl over her head and chattering volubly to
+herself in a hoarse, coarse, raucous voice. The custode glanced at her
+as she drew near and I thought he flinched. I do not know how I knew it,
+but I was sure she was his wife. She was beside herself with passion.
+She must have found out something--something about some other woman. I
+felt as I have felt at an Ibsen play--as though I were looking through
+the keyhole into a room where dirty linen was about to be washed. She
+shook and trembled all over like an express train approaching a country
+station. Reason told me that Peppino and I were safe, we were on the
+platform; nevertheless accidents do happen and there was the poor custode
+on the line. She drew up in front of us, and her draperies swirled round
+her with the suddenness of her stopping. She became silent and still,
+while she looked at me as though fixing my appearance on her brain for
+this life and the next; she looked at Peppino in the same way and at the
+custode. Then the chattering began again and the restless rearranging of
+her shawl over her head. Suddenly she turned, poured herself into the
+cabin and exploded. It was not as with an earthquake, for the walls were
+left standing and the roof and foundations were unshaken, and an
+earthquake, they say, seems to last for an eternity, whereas this woman
+seemed to take but a moment to complete her work of desolation. She
+pounced upon something among the debris and laughed hysterically as she
+hid it in her bosom.
+
+The storm was over. She was transformed into a rather beautiful and
+extremely graceful woman of about thirty. She exchanged a few words of
+friendly chaff with her husband, smiled at Peppino and bowed to me as she
+passed out, went up the path against the moonlit sky and faded into the
+night.
+
+All this was about a pack of cards. She had promised to lend the cards
+to a neighbour that evening; her husband was to have brought them home
+early in the day; he had forgotten to do so and she had come to fetch
+them. So there was no murder and no dirty linen, but the cabin had to be
+tidied.
+
+What would this woman do had she the motive and the cue for passion that
+I had supposed for her? If her husband ever does entertain another lady
+in his cabin and his wife hears of it, I hope I may not be in the
+neighbourhood. But if I were to be there and to witness the crime,
+omerta would forbid me, as a good Sicilian, to say anything about it. I
+should have to forget the claims of justice and go to prison, if
+necessary, rather than give such information as might lead to the
+conviction of the person or persons guilty.
+
+Lastly, there was the lady in the restaurant-car--but perhaps she ought
+not to be included in the list. Let her have the benefit of the doubt
+and a chapter to herself.
+
+
+
+
+CASTELLINARIA
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+THE CARDINALESSA
+
+
+One day, as I was travelling through the island by rail, I lunched in the
+restaurant-car and divided my attention between the colazione, the view
+and the other lunchers.
+
+At the table in front of me sat three gentlemen; beyond them, at a
+separate table, sat a distinguished-looking lady, quietly but well
+dressed in foamy white musliny stuff, with a good deal of lace and a few
+touches of pale green. She had a lovely hat and a veil, which she wore
+in such a way that I thought how well she would look in a motor-car. She
+did not appear to be much over thirty, and she was alone except that she
+had a little dog, whom she fed from her plate and who was evidently very
+fond of her. She was not strictly beautiful, her face depended for its
+charm more on its expression than on the regularity of its features, but
+there was about her a certain indescribable combination of dignity and
+vivacity that was curiously attractive, and that soon attracted the three
+gentlemen, who, I presently became aware, had entered into conversation
+with her. Possibly they had asked the waiter to introduce them while I
+was looking out of the window. Certainly they cannot have met her
+before, because I heard them ask her her nationality, and she told them
+that her father was an Italian, a native of Rome, and that her mother was
+French. And where was she going? To some place whose name I did not
+catch. Then she must change at the junction. Yes, but there would be no
+difficulty because she was accustomed to travelling, she had travelled in
+China, India, Egypt and America. No doubt she was gifted by nature with
+that happy temperament which enables its possessor to make friends
+easily, and her extensive travels had provided opportunities for its
+cultivation. I supposed the three gentlemen to be accountants or
+advocates or perhaps engineers; but I thought from her manner that she
+would have been just as much at her ease if they had been carabinieri. I
+heard her tell them she was twenty-two; she must have been very young
+when she began her travels.
+
+While the waiter was making out our bills, one of the gentlemen begged
+her to grant him a favour. She smiled in her frank open way as an
+encouragement to him to name it, and he declared that he should consider
+it an honour if she would permit him to pay for her luncheon. The lady
+accepted his generosity, and granted his request with a smile of such
+queenly condescension that I had a vision of great Elizabeth stepping
+upon Raleigh's cloak.
+
+Presently this gentleman went and sat by himself at a table for two and
+the lady joined him. This appeared to me a little odd; he might just as
+well have sat at her table, or have invited her to sit at his with the
+other two gentlemen, there was room and it would have been less marked.
+But they seemed to prefer to start a little colony of their own, as it
+were, on neutral ground. The gentleman made another proposal: A glass of
+wine? With pleasure. So the waiter brought it, and then the lady
+accepted a cigarette.
+
+At the junction the lady and the gentleman both got out, and I saw him
+help her into her train, which started first for the place whose name I
+had not caught. Then he got into his train, which was labelled
+"Castellinaria," and I went on without changing. A few days later,
+however, I returned to the junction, changed there and followed the
+accountant to Castellinaria, where I was going to see my friend Antonio,
+who happened to be engaged there on an engineering job. In the evening I
+told him about the lady in the restaurant-car. He laughed and said:
+
+"But this lady is a particular friend of mine. She is often here, she
+returned two days ago and told me all this herself, only last night. If
+you would like to make her acquaintance I will take you to see her."
+
+So we went to her hotel, which was not the Albergo della Madonna. She
+received us in her bedroom, for which she apologised charmingly--so
+charmingly as to make it appear the most natural thing in the world to be
+received by her in her bedroom. She remembered seeing me in the train,
+and begged me to sit down. She had a visitor--a gentleman. It was the
+gentleman who had paid for her luncheon in the restaurant-car. I was
+introduced, and he was, as I had supposed, an accountant. The lady was
+less elaborately clad than on the occasion of our previous meeting. Just
+as her other costume was precisely what it should have been for a
+restaurant-car, so this was precisely adapted to her present
+surroundings. She evidently understood dress. And very pretty it was to
+see her busying herself about the room, entertaining her guests and
+playing with her little dog. He was not the only little dog she had ever
+had. Her previous companion, who had been given her by a Neapolitan
+gentleman, died, and she wept for six weeks and was inconsolable until
+another friend gave her this one. She thought first of calling him
+Vesuvio, which was the name of his predecessor, but could not bring
+herself to do so. Then she had the inspiration to call him Etna, which
+suited him better, because he was a trifle bigger; it was also a kind of
+complimentary reference to her first love. While she told us this she
+was making coffee with a spirit lamp on the chest of drawers. She had a
+speciality for making coffee, and really it was quite drinkable.
+
+She gave us the story of her life. She was the niece of a cardinal, in
+whose person were accumulated all the apostolic virtues, and her mother
+was a French lady of noble birth and almost incredible beauty, who, when
+Mary, or Mery as she prefers to write it, was about two months old,
+married the cardinal's coachman and had eleven more children. When one
+draws a conclusion from insufficient data, it is always satisfactory to
+discover, as one too seldom does, that one was right. I had been right
+about the gentleman being an accountant, and here I was right again in my
+surmise that the lady was exceptionally highly connected, so highly that
+one could overlook her mother's mesalliance with the coachman. Her uncle
+was only a bishop at the time of her birth, he became a cardinal soon
+after Mery's mother married the coachman, and then he forced the coachman
+to legitimise Mery, and in this way the coachman became Mery's legal
+father; and all this was part of a scheme to accelerate the
+ecclesiastical preferment of her uncle. Ah! but he was an ambitious man
+and aspired to the throne of S. Peter. His scheme failed, however, owing
+to the wicked intrigues of the Jesuits.
+
+Parts of this might have borne, I do not say amplification, for it was
+quite long enough, but a word or two of elucidation. I have no doubt
+Mery would have been quite ready to explain everything, for she had
+nothing to conceal and the subject would have done as well as any other
+to display her feminine charm, but I did not interrupt, because I have
+observed that when a thorough woman of business undertakes to elucidate a
+point of law, she does it so much in the manner of Mrs. Nickleby that she
+not infrequently leaves it more obscure than she finds it. Mery did not
+expressly say she was a woman of business, she, in fact, disclaimed any
+such pretension, but she did it with a delightful mock modesty that
+forbade us to take her words literally.
+
+No expense was spared over Mery's education. She was sent to a convent
+at Marseilles and the nuns were very kind to her, not because of her
+ecclesiastical connection, but because they were holy women with large
+and noble hearts. Before her education was completed, however, she was
+sent for to return home, and oh, what a home it was! Her mother's health
+had broken down because the cardinal beat her, her legal father drank
+instead of protecting his wife, the younger children were uncared-for and
+the elder children, though they were growing up, had not Mery's business
+capacity and powers of management. She put her shoulder to the wheel,
+did the marketing, the cooking and the cleaning; she washed and mended
+the children's clothes and saw to everything. She hated the life, but
+woman was born to suffer and she did her duty.
+
+In time her next sister married a music-hall singer--I should say a
+dramatic artist. Mery, who was now entering upon the heyday of her youth
+and beauty, was naturally introduced to the friends of her sister's
+husband. Every man in the company fell in love with her; all the
+bachelors proposed, and without her natural firmness, reinforced by the
+teaching of the holy nuns, she could scarcely have escaped matrimony.
+There was another thing that helped to save her--she was waiting for her
+anima gemella. I may here say that her anima gemella has not yet crossed
+her path and that her real age is twenty-seven. She told us this in
+confidence and it is not to go any further. For people in
+restaurant-cars she is any age she thinks proper at the moment, they do
+not matter, but she will never deceive her friends.
+
+Her sister's husband was a man of real insight; he divined that Mery was
+a heaven-inspired dancer, and devoted himself to the development of her
+genius. She did not say he had taught her to dance; she said he
+encouraged and developed her natural genius for dancing. She made her
+debut with a success which the newspapers declared to be even more
+"phenomenal" than that which attends the debut of every artist.
+Engagements followed, and soon she was dancing practically all over the
+globe, creating a furore wherever she went and leaving the younger
+children's socks to wash and darn themselves. Her mother was too ill and
+her legal father too drunk to know what she was doing or where she was
+doing it, but His Eminence heard and was so much scandalised that when
+she danced into the Eternal City the doors of the Vatican were closed to
+her. Cardinals are delightful men, most of them--and Mery knows because
+she is on terms of intimacy with every member of the College--but too
+frequently they have a fault; they do not understand the artistic
+temperament. Nevertheless, if her uncle could have heard the cheers that
+greeted her in Shanghai and New York, and the encores that called her
+back in Cairo and Calcutta, if he could have seen the flowers that choked
+the wheels of her carriage in St. Petersburg and the diamonds that were
+showered upon her in Brazil, even his commonplace heart must have been
+moved.
+
+She did not dance for us because, it seems, they do not dance when they
+are resting, which was perhaps the psychological reason, but there was
+also a geographical reason in the want of space, for the room was small
+and contained, besides Mery and Etna in one arm-chair, another arm-chair
+and two ordinary chairs occupied by her visitors; also there was the
+chest of drawers on which she had made the coffee and all such other
+articles of furniture as one usually sees in a hotel bedroom, including
+two beds. The extra bed was there because Mery was, she confessed it, of
+luxurious habits and in the hot weather liked to be able to change and
+finish the night in a cool bed.
+
+Here there came a pause, not that she was exhausted, but something had
+happened about the little dog, who required attention. When Etna's
+business had been settled I thought it might be tactful if I suspended
+the inconvenience, as they say, so I asked Antonio whether we ought not
+to go and we begged leave to retire. She wished us good night in her
+frank, open way, thanked me for my visit, inquired how long I was staying
+in the town and concluded with the hope that I would call again, she
+never went out, so I should be sure to find her at any time. It should
+not be Addio, it should be Arrivederci.
+
+There are few places where I am more at home than I am in Castellinaria,
+but as I had come there this time expressly to see Antonio he considered
+it his duty to look after me; he was engaged next day, however, so he
+deputed two of his friends to amuse me, and they invited me to come for a
+drive to the lighthouse. On the way, one of them said:
+
+"And so Antonio took you yesterday to pass an intellectual evening with
+the cardinalessa."
+
+"Yes," I replied. "What a charming woman and what a strange life!"
+
+They agreed, somewhat coldly as it seemed to me, and they rather markedly
+refrained from developing the subject I had offered them; but they
+proposed a counter subject. In a few days it would be Mery's onomastico
+and they were going to send flowers. I should be in Palermo, would not I
+send her a message on a picture post-card? Of course I would. So
+between us we composed it:--
+
+ Auguri per l' onomastico. Ringraziamenti per la serata intellettuale
+ e per il caffe. Saluti--non piu, per timore di ingelosire nostro
+ amico Antonio.
+
+ Devotissimo suo Enrico. {183}
+
+This was the address:--
+
+ ALL' EMINENTISSIMA CARDINALESSA,
+ MERY SO-AND-SO,
+ ALBERGO DELL' ALLEGRIA,
+ CASTELLINARIA.
+
+I chose a card with a picture of St. Peter's; this seemed more
+appropriate than una ballerina qualunque, which I might have had for the
+same money, because her onomastico was the 8th September, the birthday of
+the Madonna, and it was her uncle who had given her the name of Mery and
+had himself baptised her.
+
+I left Castellinaria next day with the card in my pocket ready to be
+posted on the 7th September, and went to Palermo, where I know a young
+doctor. I told him all about it and showed him the post-card. When he
+saw Mery's real name he burst out laughing.
+
+"Oh! that woman! Why, I know her quite well. She was here with a friend
+of mine, who asked me to attend her professionally--I mean in my
+professional capacity. Oh! nothing serious, but we had to communicate
+with her people and I know all about her. She is not a normal woman. Of
+course, that rigmarole about the cardinal is all nonsense. She is the
+daughter of a fisherman of Siracusa. She did dance here once for a few
+nights, but only at the Biondo, and no one noticed her, she was in one of
+the back rows of the ballet. Did they tell you why she returned to
+Castellinaria?"
+
+They had said nothing about it, and my doctor, not being a friend of
+Antonio and therefore not bound by any ties of omerta, gave me an account
+of it.
+
+It happened a few months previously: Mery was living in Palermo in a
+hotel, and her room had a balcony; the next balcony belonged to a room
+occupied by a young lady and her family, and the young lady was engaged
+to an officer. One day Etna strayed on to the neighbouring balcony and
+behaved in a manner that displeased the young lady whose betrothed
+complained to the proprietor and Mery was requested to leave. She, of
+course, saw that all this about her dog was merely a casus belli
+concealing a conspiracy to insult her, and indignantly refused to go.
+Next day, while the officer was sitting with his friends outside his
+usual caffe, Mery happened to pass on her way to buy a stamp and post a
+letter. She spoke to the officer, saying:
+
+"You think a lot of yourself, don't you?"
+
+The officer requested her not to address him, whereupon, taking the law
+into her own hands, she went up to him and made a hole in her manners by
+scratching his face. A crowd began to collect. Mery permitted herself
+the use of an expression. It was a Sicilian word, my doctor told me what
+it was and also its meaning; it appeared to me rather silly than
+offensive, but he assured me that it is never used except by people of
+the very lowest class. Mery then made more holes in her manners,
+reducing them to the condition of one of her father's fishing-nets, and
+was attempting to do the same with the officer's face when the crowd
+interfered; Mery was hissed and handed over to the police, who prepared
+her papers, took her to the railway station and turned her out of the
+town.
+
+Incidents such as this, by showing Mery that Sicily is no longer being
+misgoverned by foreigners, may in time, perhaps, teach her not to
+distrust professional justice. They also may in time, perhaps, teach
+travellers not to trust to conclusions based upon insufficient data about
+distinguished-looking ladies in restaurant-cars.
+
+But I sent her the post-card all the same.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+THE CORPORAL
+
+
+One makes friends rapidly in Sicily. I made friends for life with all
+the coast-guards during three or four hours which I spent with them in
+their caserma. The corporal was the most demonstrative, and after I
+returned to England we exchanged post-cards for some months. Then he
+suddenly left off writing, and I drew the conclusion that it is as easy
+to unmake friends as to make them. But I was wrong. After four and a
+half years of undeserved neglect I received another post-card:
+
+ Since the death of one of my sisters and the occurrence of several
+ other family troubles I have not been able before this day to write
+ and assure you of the great affection which I continue to nourish
+ towards you. For this I beg your pardon and your indulgence. I
+ should have much pleasure in writing you a long letter and in telling
+ you many things. Do you permit me to do so?
+
+I gave the required permission, and presently received the long
+letter--much too long to be reproduced, but amounting to this:
+
+That he was sorry to hear I had had a cold, and wished he could have had
+it instead; we could only hope that heaven would give me good health for
+a hundred years; that he was now writing the long letter about which
+there had been delay in consequence of his having been away at home on
+leave when the necessary permission reached him; that he had no words in
+which to express his joy at hearing that I was soon coming to Sicily, as
+it was now sixty-three months since he had been in my presence. "Year
+after year and I have not seen you, spring after spring and I have not
+seen you, autumn after autumn and I have not seen you, and I have always
+looked for your coming and have not seen you."
+
+He went on to say that the young lady to whom he was engaged was a
+beautiful and honest girl, well educated and of a superior but
+unfortunately poor family. He was longing for the day when he might
+introduce her to me, for he had now been engaged over four years, and his
+misery was that he did not know when they could be married. He was
+thirty-five, and had been in service fifteen years and a half; on
+attaining forty he would be able to retire from the service and marry,
+but in the meantime he was losing all his youth under military
+discipline; he had applied for a permanent government post which might be
+given him at any moment, and then he could retire from the coast-guard
+service and return to his business; he was a carpenter by trade, and
+there would then be no obstacle to his marrying. And sometimes he was in
+despair because he could marry at once if only he could deposit 8000
+francs--a sum that was beyond his means. He saw no way out of his
+trouble. He had been very unfortunate ever since he was born, and
+supposed he should continue to be so until he died; but he had always
+been economical, and had saved about half the sum required; if only he
+could get the remaining 4000 francs it would be a great good fortune, and
+in a few days he hoped to send me his photograph together with that of
+his young lady.
+
+I replied congratulating him on his engagement and regretting that it was
+not in my power to help him to hasten his marriage. Even if there had
+been any reason why I should help him I should not have contemplated
+mixing myself up with the regulations regarding the marriage of
+coast-guards made by a friendly nation. If one were to begin, it would
+take a great deal of money to go round Italy endowing all the coastguards
+who want to marry; not that he had asked me to do this, he had not even
+asked me to help him, but it is as well to be prepared for what seems
+likely to happen next, and I was using a sanctified form of refusal.
+
+In his reply he did not mention the subject; he said he had been
+transferred to Castellinaria and had been promoted. He was now Caporale
+Maggiore. I did not know before that coastguard corporals, like musical
+scales and Hebrew prophets, could be either major or minor.
+
+I again congratulated him, and hoped his promotion might help to hasten
+his marriage. Next time I was at Castellinaria I asked Peppino where I
+should find the caserma of the Guardia di Finanza.
+
+"It is in the church," said Peppino.
+
+"What church? Not the duomo?"
+
+"No; this other church where is no longer the praying and they shall
+enchant no more the Glory of the Mass with music and the bells are not
+ringing and there is the cortile near the sea. It is not very long far."
+
+Then I knew he meant the disused church of S. Maria dell' Aiuto which I
+had often admired. I called there the following day about three in the
+afternoon and inquired for the corporal. His comrade who let me in took
+me along two sides of a beautiful cloister, with sculptured marble
+columns, and upstairs into the barber's shop, where we found the corporal
+with a towel round his neck being shaved. He was so surprised to see me
+that I was afraid there would be an accident, but the barber was clever
+and nothing serious happened. After the shaving he took me into the
+dormitory, which extends all along one side of the cloister on the first
+floor with windows looking on the grass and flowers of the cortile on one
+side and over the sea on the other--very fresh and healthy. Some of his
+comrades, who had been on duty all night, were sleeping in their beds,
+other beds were empty, and their owners were blacking their boots and
+polishing their buttons. He told them to entertain me, which they did
+while he finished his dressing. He then returned and proposed taking me
+out.
+
+As we went along he asked whether he might take me to see his young lady.
+I was surprised to hear she was in the town, knowing it was not her
+native place, and asked whether the remaining 4000 francs had dropped
+from heaven. He replied that he was still waiting. He was to have a
+month's leave soon, and intended to take the girl to his home and
+introduce her to his family; in the meantime he had hired a room, and it
+was very expensive--twenty francs a month, in the house of most
+respectable people. I foresaw complications when they should arrive at
+home, at least I thought the journey might provoke remark among the
+friends of the family, but I said nothing, and we went to the house of
+the respectable people. Here I was introduced to the fidanzata, whose
+name was Filomena, and who appeared to be, as he had said, rather above
+him in station and of refined and lady-like manners. She was
+embroidering the top part of a sheet--the part that is turned down and
+lies over the pillow when the bed is made--no doubt for her trousseau.
+The design had been traced and traced again from the tracing so often
+that it was difficult to say what it represented. There was a balustrade
+of columns like those that were taken from old Kew Bridge and sold to
+support sun-dials; there were cauliflowery arabesques, and among the
+spiky foliage there were meaningless ponds of open-work made by gathering
+the threads of the linen together into wonderful patterns. In the middle
+of all this stood one who after a few more tracings will have quite lost
+the semblance of a woman; the five fingers of her hands and the five toes
+of her feet had already become so conventionalised that all one could be
+sure of was that there were still five of each. The corporal said that
+this monster was Helen gazing out to sea from the topless towers of
+Ilium. She was really looking the other way, exhibiting to the spectator
+all that remained of the face that launched the thousand ships of which
+half a dozen were shown riding at anchor behind her back. I did not
+venture to criticise, because the corporal knew all about it, having seen
+the _Story of Hector_ done by the marionettes. Filomena was embroidering
+this most beautifully; I should say that the needle-working of it was as
+much above all praise as the design of it was beneath all blame.
+
+Most of the room was taken up by a bed large enough to hold three or four
+Filomenas without crowding, and upon it lay a mandoline and a guitar.
+The corporal called for music; Filomena cheerfully complied, left her
+broidery-frame, and took up the mandoline, whose only title to be
+considered a musical instrument is that Mozart uses it for the pizzicato
+accompaniment which Don Giovanni plays while he sings "Deh Vieni."
+Filomena, knowing nothing about Mozart, used her mandoline for the
+delivery of a melody which she performed with great skill, though it was
+but a silly tune and sounded sillier than it was because of the
+irritating tremolo. It was like her embroidery--very well done but not
+worth doing. She had been taught the mandoline by the nuns, who had also
+taught her needlework. I expected the corporal to accompany her on the
+guitar; he admitted that he was passionately devoted to music, but
+excused himself from performing on the ground that he had not studied it.
+This is not usually put forward as an objection; the rule is for them to
+play and tell one, unnecessarily but with some pride, that they are doing
+it all by ear. And in their accompaniment they show themselves to be
+artists of the school that preaches "Simplify, simplify, simplify" in
+that they exclude all harmonies except those of the tonic, dominant and
+sub-dominant. But they make the mistake of not being careful always to
+play each in its right place; they carry their simplifying process to the
+length of using their chosen harmonies in regular order, one after the
+other, two bars each--it may come right and it may not, and when it does
+not the resulting complexities ruin the simplicity. This sort of thing
+might become unbearable, but I know how to escape from people of the
+corporal's class without being rude. I do not tell them I have another
+engagement--that is not accepted because, as there is no time in Sicily,
+punctuality is not recognised. If they have a proverb about it, it ought
+to be, "Never put off till to-morrow what can be done the day after."
+Nor do I say I have letters to write--that only provokes discussion:
+
+"We thought you had come all this way to see us, and now you want to
+write to England! You can talk to your English friends when you are at
+home."
+
+The course is to say one wants to sleep; one need not sleep, but no
+objection is made, and one is usually allowed to depart at once. I have
+not ventured to try this among my aristocratic friends, I doubt whether
+it would work with them--besides, they disarm me by handing round
+tea--but with corporals I employ it freely, and the knowledge that I can
+always get away in a moment, even if I choose to remain, imparts to their
+company a sense of freedom which I regret to say I have sometimes looked
+for in vain in the educated drawing-rooms of the upper classes.
+
+Before Filomena could begin her third piece I put my method in practice,
+and for once it did not work quite smoothly, but the result was not
+unsatisfactory.
+
+Certainly I might sleep, said the corporal; but why go away? He hoped I
+should dine with them. I might name my own hour and, as for sleeping,
+there was the bed. Besides, his brother was coming to dinner:
+
+"I want you to know my brother," said the corporal; "he is not like me."
+
+"But, my dear Corporal, that is no recommendation," I replied. "Is he
+also a coast-guard?"
+
+"No. He is a dentist and very clever. He is an artificial dentist and
+he had to work to learn his profession."
+
+"Well, I suppose every dentist must learn his profession before he is
+qualified. Dentists have to be made, they are not like poets. No one is
+a natural born dentist."
+
+"He had to work very hard. For a whole year he went to the hospital
+every day four times a week."
+
+"A clever dentist is a useful ally. I should like to know him. I might
+want his help while I am here. What is his name?"
+
+"Ah yes! That will interest you, he has an English name." Then he said
+something that sounded like "He ran away" with the "r" and the "w" both
+misty. As I did not recognise it, he wrote it down for me--"Ivanhoe."
+
+"If you send him your teeth," continued the corporal, "he will repair
+them and return them to you as good as new."
+
+"Some of them are getting loose," I admitted, "but they wouldn't come out
+so easily as you think, and how should I ever get them in again?--Oh, I
+see what you mean, he is a dentist in artificial teeth."
+
+"Of course. When I say he is not like me, I mean that he is a man of
+great learning, really well educated. He is very clever. You will see
+him at dinner. I must not keep you talking, you wish to sleep. There is
+the bed; why not lie down? If only we were in my own house at home--"
+and so on.
+
+There was the bed, certainly, if I could conquer my bashfulness and make
+use of it. Filomena treated the proposal as quite natural, and put the
+guitar and the mandoline on the chest of drawers, though there would have
+been plenty of room for them on the bed with me; she and the corporal
+prepared to leave the room, and I accepted their hospitality with excuses
+which I fancy I made with some realism because Peppino had kept me up
+talking half the night. They went away, I took off my boots, lay down on
+Filomena's bed, and was asleep in a moment.
+
+At about six o'clock the noise of the corporal opening the door woke me.
+He hoped he had not disturbed me, he had been in several times to fetch
+things and had tried to make no noise. I had known nothing about it.
+Ivanhoe had come and was very hungry. Then he showed me the cupboard
+containing the basin and water for me to wash, and told his fidanzata we
+were ready for the dinner which she had been cooking while I slept. He
+seemed to consider the room as his instead of hers--but then it was he
+who was paying the twenty francs a month. Still I had a sense as though
+there was something wrong.
+
+I was introduced to Ivanhoe, and we sat down to Filomena's dinner, which
+was like her embroidery and like her music--it was very well cooked, but
+the materials on which her skill had been expended were not worth
+cooking, they ought not to have been bought. The young lady was one of
+those artists who think more of treatment than of subject. The corporal,
+on the other hand, in the management of his matrimonial affairs, had
+chosen a good subject but was treating it in a way which my English
+prejudices made me think too free.
+
+"I have not asked after your cold," said the corporal to his brother. "I
+hope it is better."
+
+"It is quite well, thank you," replied Ivanhoe. "I have cured it with a
+remedy that never fails."
+
+"I wish you could tell me what it is," I said.
+
+"Willingly," said Ivanhoe. "You take a pail of water and a piece of
+iron; you make the iron red-hot and plunge it into the water; at first
+the water fizzles, but when the iron is cold the water is still; you put
+the water into bottles and drink one every day with your dinner. It
+always cures a cold."
+
+"I must try it," I said. But I don't think I shall.
+
+"Surely you know how to cure colds in England, where you all live in a
+perpetual fog and everyone is so rich that they can afford to make
+experiments?"
+
+"We have poor people also in England."
+
+But Ivanhoe knew better. "No," he said, smiling indulgently, "that is
+your English modesty; there are no poor people in your country."
+
+"I assure you I have seen plenty. And as for modesty, I don't care very
+much about modesty--not for myself; I don't mind it in others."
+
+"Ah! but you English are so practical."
+
+"You have great men in England," said the corporal. "Chamberlain,
+Lincoln, you call him il presidente, and Darwin and--"
+
+"Yes," interrupted Ivanhoe, "and great poets, Byron and Milton--il
+Paradiso Perduto--and that other one who wrote the drama named--what is
+his name? Gladstone."
+
+"Some of our poets have written drama," I said. "What particular drama
+do you mean?"
+
+"The one--it is from the History of Rome," replied Ivanhoe. "A man kills
+his wife, but I do not remember his name."
+
+"Was it Romeo?" suggested the corporal.
+
+"No; not Romeo. This was a black man. I read that Giovanni Grasso acted
+it in London."
+
+"It was Amleto," said the corporal.
+
+"No, it was not," replied Ivanhoe. "And now I remember he was not black;
+he lived in Holland."
+
+"Where is Holland?" inquired the corporal.
+
+"Holland is in the north. The people who live there are called
+Aragonesi."
+
+While Filomena prepared the coffee, I asked the corporal whether she
+allowed smoking in her bedroom. She did, so I gave him a cigarette and
+he admired my case saying it was sympathetic. I also gave Ivanhoe a
+cigarette, but Filomena did not smoke. There is a prejudice against
+ladies smoking in Sicily unless they wish to be considered as belonging
+either to the very highest or to the very lowest class, and Filomena is
+content to belong to her own class. So she looked on while we smoked and
+drank our coffee.
+
+I said: "When we were speaking of English poets just now, you mentioned a
+name which we are more accustomed to associate with politics, the name of
+Gladstone."
+
+"Ah! politics!" said Ivanhoe. "You have now in England a struggle
+between your House of Lords and your House of Commons, is it not so?"
+
+I replied that I had heard something about it.
+
+"It is civil war," said Ivanhoe, "that is, it would have been civil war
+some years ago, but people are now beginning to see that it is
+intolerable that everyone should not be allowed to have his own way."
+
+"I am afraid I do not quite follow you," I said.
+
+"Well," he explained, "it is not difficult. Your House of Commons is
+composed entirely of poor men, so poor that they cannot afford to pay for
+legislation. Your House of Lords is rich, and rich people are egoists
+and will not pay; so the House of Commons is angry."
+
+I did not ask where all the poor Members of the House of Commons were
+found in a country that had no poor people; Ivanhoe was too full of his
+subject to give me an opportunity.
+
+"If the House of Lords still continues refusing to pay for legislation
+there will be no war, but the House of Lords will be
+abolished--annihilated."
+
+"My dear Ivanhoe," I exclaimed, "what a head you have for politics!"
+
+"Politics are quite simple if one studies the newspapers. I know all the
+politics of Italy, of France, Germany, England, Argentina, Russia. Don't
+you read the papers?"
+
+"Yes, I read the papers, but I do not find our English papers--"
+
+"Perhaps they are not so well edited as ours?"
+
+"That may be the explanation," I agreed. "They certainly do not state
+things so clearly and simply as you do."
+
+"Surely," he continued, "you do not approve of war?"
+
+I replied that war was a "terrible scourge."
+
+"It is worse," said Ivanhoe. "It is a survival of barbarism that men
+should make a living out of killing each other. War must be abolished."
+
+"Will not that be rather difficult?" I objected.
+
+"Not at all," he replied. "Soldiers are the instruments of war. If
+there were no soldiers there would be no war; just as if there were no
+mandolines there would be no music. And the money we now pay to the
+soldiers could then be distributed among the poor--an act pleasing to God
+and the saints."
+
+But this did not suit the corporal who, being a coastguard, had no
+sympathy with cutting down the pay of the army.
+
+"It is better as it is," said the corporal. "It is better to pay the
+money to soldiers, who are earning an honest living, than to pay it to
+poor people and encourage them in their idleness."
+
+"But soldiers are receiving money for making war possible and that is not
+earning an honest living. There must be no more war. Soldiers must be
+abolished--obliterated."
+
+"Obliterated" woke the corporal up thoroughly. It was all very well to
+talk about annihilating the House of Lords, which he had understood to
+mean demolishing some palace, but the army was a body of men, and if we
+were to begin obliterating them--why, he had friends in the army and it
+would never do, because--and so on, with interruptions by Ivanhoe, until
+Filomena began to grow restless about washing up and I began to take my
+leave. I thanked her for her charming hospitality and the corporal and
+Ivanhoe accompanied me back to the Albergo della Madonna. On the way I
+said:
+
+"Please tell me, Corporal, you say that Filomena is your fidanzata, but
+it seems to me you are as good as--"
+
+"We are not married," he interrupted, "but she has consented to become
+the mother of my children."
+
+"Do I understand that you have already taken steps to ensure the
+attainment of that happy result?"
+
+He said he had, and that she was coming home with him in order that the
+baby might be born there. His people, who understood the sincerity of
+his nature and the purity of his motives--
+
+"Ah yes, indeed," interrupted Ivanhoe, "my brother has a heart of gold
+and we are all satisfied with his conduct."
+
+"But Filomena's family," continued the corporal, "are suspicious and
+unfriendly and dissatisfied. Her adorata mamma and all her aunts and
+female cousins wept when she left home, and they are still weeping. But
+what else could we do? She was getting ill after waiting so long and
+could not--"
+
+"Yes," interrupted Ivanhoe, "she was becoming like Ettorina, and my poor
+brother also was unhappy."
+
+They admitted that the situation, though the best possible, was not
+ideal. The corporal has to sleep at the caserma and pretend to the
+authorities that he is a free bachelor, he can only visit the mother of
+his future children in his spare time. And this regrettable state of
+things had arisen in consequence, or partly in consequence, of my respect
+for law and order. I did not put it like that to him. I pointed out
+that if I had sent the 4000 francs I should have been obliged to deny
+myself the pleasure of coming to see him in Sicily. He concurred and
+thanked me for my consideration. His experience of life had already
+taught him that the same money cannot be spent on two different objects,
+and he was grateful to me for choosing the one which gave him the
+pleasure of making me acquainted with his fidanzata. The 4000 francs
+from some other source or the government appointment might drop into his
+lap at any moment, and at the latest, he could regularise his position in
+five years, when he should be forty, by leaving the service, returning to
+the carpentry, marrying and legitimising any children that might have
+been born.
+
+So I said good-bye to the brothers, wished the corporal every happiness
+and gave him my sympathetic cigarette-case as a non-wedding present, or
+rather as something that by an enharmonic change should become
+transformed into a wedding present on the solemnisation of his marriage,
+and he swore to keep it till death as a ricordo of our friendship.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Next morning Ivanhoe called upon me and said:
+
+"My dear Signor Enrico, I am in want. Would it be possible for you to
+lend me five francs till next week?"
+
+I replied, "My dear Ivanhoe, it distresses me to hear you are in want and
+it lacerates my heart that you should have made a request which I am
+compelled to decline."
+
+"I do not ask for myself. It is for my children."
+
+"Would you mind telling me, merely as a matter of idle curiosity and
+without prejudice to the question of the five francs, whether the mother
+of your children is your wife or your fidanzata?"
+
+"She is my wife. We have been married thirteen months."
+
+"And how many children have you?"
+
+"I have two."
+
+"Only two!"
+
+"I am expecting another in a few weeks."
+
+"Bravo. Of course that alters the situation. Now suppose we settle it
+this way: Let us pretend that you ask me to lend you three francs, one
+for each child; I refuse, but propose, instead, to give you one franc on
+the faith of the new baby."
+
+"Do you mean you abandon all hope of ever seeing the one franc again?"
+
+"I do."
+
+"Make it two francs and I agree."
+
+"No, Ivanhoe. One franc is quite enough for an unborn baby."
+
+"If you think so."
+
+So I gave him one franc.
+
+"I am very much obliged to you," he said, "and now there is one more
+favour I wish to ask of you. Will you hold the new baby at the baptismal
+font and thus do me the honour of becoming my compare?"
+
+This did not suit me at all. I replied: "My dear Ivanhoe, let us forget
+all we have said since you told me you were expecting another baby, let
+us return to your original request and here--take four more francs. It
+will be better for me in the end than if I become your compare."
+
+"If you think so," said Ivanhoe.
+
+I had no doubt about it, so I gave him four more francs and abandoned all
+hope of ever seeing them again; but I got my money's worth, or part of
+it, in the shape of a registered letter soon after my return to London;
+in English the letter runs thus, and I was brutal enough to leave it
+unanswered:
+
+ CASTELLINARIA.
+
+ My most esteemed friend, Signor Enrico!
+
+ First of all I must inform you that my health is excellent and I hope
+ that yours also is good. I wish you all the happiness that it is
+ possible for anyone to have in this world and I would that I could
+ transport my presence into London so that I might be with you for a
+ few days and thus augment your domestic joy. But there is one thing
+ wanting--I allude to money. So many misfortunes have happened to me
+ in this sad year that I have not the means to undertake a long
+ journey. I should be much obliged to you if you would kindly forward
+ me 300 francs, of which I am in urgent need as I have to pay a debt.
+ This money I will repay you immediately the next time I have the
+ pleasure of seeing you in Castellinaria or, if you prefer it, I will
+ promise to pay you in seven months from this date by sending the
+ money through the post; it is for you to choose which course would
+ suit you best. You will find in me an honest man. You will be doing
+ me a favour for which I shall be grateful all the rest of my life,
+ for you will be extricating me from a position of extreme discomfort.
+ The Padre Eterno will bless your philanthropic and humane action and
+ I shall have a memory sculptured on my heart as long as I live.
+
+ I will ever pray for your health and for that of all your family.
+ The favour I am now asking I should like you to grant during the week
+ after you receive this letter. I will not write more except to say
+ that, relying on the goodness of your heart, I thank you cordially
+ and await your favourable reply.
+
+ With infinite salutations,
+ I subscribe myself yours for life,
+ IVANHOE.
+
+
+
+
+EARTHQUAKE ECHOES
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+TOTO CARBONARO
+
+
+One morning, in the autumn of 1908, I was sitting in front of one of the
+windows of the albergo looking out across the harbour at the mountains of
+Calabria, waiting for coffee and thinking of _Omerta_. I had been
+spending a week in Messina with Giovanni Grasso and his company of
+Sicilian Players, and _Omerta_ was the play they had performed the
+preceding evening. I remembered how at the end Giovanni had staggered in
+mortally wounded and refused to give the name of his murderer--though the
+audience guessed who it must have been--and then how he had given his
+knife to Pasqualino, his young brother, and with his last breath had
+spoken these words; "Per Don Toto, quando avrai diciotto anni"; and I had
+left the theatre wishing I could see Giovanni as Pasqualino grown up and
+executing the vendetta. Giovanni now uses a revolver as being a nobler
+weapon, but when I was with him in Messina it was a knife.
+
+The big waiter brought the coffee and stood on my left, the little waiter
+followed him, and stood on my right. During the week I had often seen
+this boy who was not yet a real waiter, he was learning his business by
+waiting on the waiters, and hitherto I had respected the convention by
+which I was supposed to be unaware of his existence, except that when he
+had made way for me on the stairs we had exchanged greetings. I said to
+the big waiter:
+
+"How old is this little fellow?"
+
+"Thirteen."
+
+I glanced at him and saw by his smile of expansive friendliness that he
+was pleased to be the subject of our conversation.
+
+"What do you call him?"
+
+"Toto."
+
+I took my knife off the breakfast table and imitating Giovanni, as well
+as I could, handed it to the big waiter saying:
+
+"For Don Toto when he shall be eighteen years old."
+
+This was perhaps wrong, it was certainly risky to play with edged tools
+in this way in a country where one ought not to give a handkerchief as a
+ricordo lest one should be supposed to be intending to pass the tears it
+contains. But I assumed he had seen the play and, although the quotation
+was not exact, expected him to recognise it, instead of which he was
+furious with me:
+
+"You are not to do that. Toto is a very good boy and I shall not accept
+the knife."
+
+He said this so sternly that I made up my mind he could know nothing
+about the theatre--he must be a foreigner who had yet to learn that a
+Sicilian child's confidence is not destroyed by a mere threat to stick a
+knife into him, the idea that anyone is going to hurt him is too
+preposterous to be taken seriously. Or perhaps he had invested all his
+imagination in superstitious securities. Or perhaps I had acted better
+than I knew and had seriously alarmed him. But I had not imitated
+Giovanni's realism so closely as to deceive Toto. I looked at him. He
+was beaming all over his face as he shook his head and said:
+
+"I am not afraid."
+
+The big waiter scowled and went away, abandoning the reckless child to
+his fate. Toto put his hand on my arm to attract my attention and
+emphasise what he was going to say:
+
+"When you are at home, please will you send me a postcard with a picture
+of London?"
+
+"Certainly, my boy; I'll send you as many as you like."
+
+This is all the conversation I had with Toto before I left Messina, which
+I did that day, but we have corresponded. On returning to London I sent
+him a card with a view of Oxford Circus full of traffic and, not knowing
+his full name, addressed it:
+
+ A Don Toto,
+ Piccolo Cameriere all' Albergo Trinacria,
+ Messina.
+
+He replied at once, thanking me profusely for the beautiful view of what
+he called I Quattro Canti di Londra and promising to send me some prickly
+pears as soon as they were at their best, having heard that they do not
+mature in London. Presently I sent him another post-card secretly hoping
+he would show them both to the stupid big waiter. He replied at once
+and, among other things, asked if I should like him to come to London.
+
+I never like them to come to London unless they are sure of some settled
+employment, and even then I would rather see them in their native
+surroundings; so I replied:
+
+ No, Toto. Here we already have too many Italians, Austrians, Swiss
+ and Germans. They come because they believe that the streets of
+ London are paved with gold, but too many of them find our streets
+ guttered by the tears of foreign waiters who have failed to find
+ work. You had much better stay where you are like a good boy, and I
+ will come to Messina and see you next autumn.
+
+Then a basket arrived containing the prickly pears in a state of pulp,
+exuding juice from every pore because he had not attempted to pack them,
+and accompanied by a card wishing me a Merry Christmas.
+
+Early in the morning of the 28th December, 1908, Messina was destroyed by
+an earthquake. The newspapers particularly mentioned that the Albergo
+Trinacria had fallen, killing everyone who was sleeping there that night.
+I chanced a card to Toto asking whether he had escaped. On the 6th
+January I received a letter from him; he had evidently not received my
+card, which was returned to me about eight months later. This is a
+translation of Toto's letter:
+
+ CATANIA,
+ 1 _Jan._, 1909.
+
+ Egregious Signor Enrico,
+
+ You must have already heard of the destruction of Messina. By a
+ miracle I am saved, also my family, except that I do not yet know the
+ fate of two of my sisters, my father, three nephews and one
+ brother-in-law. My father was at Reggio Calabria, which was also
+ destroyed. The Albergo Trinacria was not merely shaken down, it was
+ also burnt. It was my good fortune not to be on guard that night in
+ the hotel, otherwise I too should have died. The few who have
+ escaped have been brought to Catania naked, without a soldo. We are
+ sleeping in the Municipio, on the floor, with a rug, a piece of bread
+ and cheese and a glass of wine which the Municipio gives us. They
+ have made me a present of a shirt because, as the earthquake was at
+ five in the morning, everyone was asleep and they escaped just as
+ they were. You may imagine in what a condition I find myself, in
+ what misery, it is such that you will excuse my posting this letter
+ without a stamp, but I have not a centesimo to send you the news of
+ the disaster of Messina. On the post-card which you sent me you
+ speak of coming in the autumn, but there will be no more coming to
+ Messina.
+
+ Enough! I could tell you in detail of many misfortunes that have
+ overtaken me, but I have not the courage to write more.
+
+ I send you my respects. You will pardon me for being obliged to post
+ this without a stamp.
+
+ TOTO.
+
+He gave me an address in Catania to which I wrote, and he replied 24th
+January from Naples, where he and his family had been taken.
+
+Then he left off writing and I thought I had heard the last of him. In
+the spring of 1910 I went to Sicily again, and within an hour of arriving
+at my hotel in Catania one of the waiters came up to me and said in a
+friendly way:
+
+"Good day, sir."
+
+"Good day," I replied, "but I do not recognise you."
+
+He said, "Toto. Messina."
+
+"It is not possible! You were only thirteen at Messina, and how old are
+you now?"
+
+"Eighteen."
+
+"How have you managed to become five years older in eighteen months? Is
+it an effect of the earthquake?"
+
+"I was sixteen at Messina."
+
+"Then why did that stupid big waiter say you were only thirteen?"
+
+"Ah! well, he is dead now."
+
+I thought of the fate of Ananias and said: "Poor fellow! Do you remember
+how angry he was when I wanted to give him my knife and said those words
+from _Omerta_?"
+
+"Yes, but he was not really angry with you, he was only pretending."
+
+"No, Toto! Not really? Do you mean he was acting?"
+
+"Yes. I thought you understood. He was always like that, full of fun,
+not stupid at all. He was a good man and very kind to me." And poor
+Toto's eyes filled with tears.
+
+So it was someone else who had been stupid, and I left off thinking of
+Ananias and began to think of those eighteen upon whom the Tower of
+Siloam fell.
+
+Toto told me that he was sleeping at home when the earthquake woke him
+up, and that he and the others in his house ran out naked as they were
+into the street and saw the house fall; they were only just in time. His
+father, who was in Reggio, was saved, but one of his sisters was killed
+with her husband and three children.
+
+This is all the conversation I had with Toto in Catania; next day on my
+inquiring for him they told me he had caught cold and had not come to the
+Albergo. I left without seeing him again and next time I was in Catania
+they told me he had gone away and they did not know his address.
+Possibly he has disappeared for ever, but it is more probable that, like
+other meteoric bodies, he will cross my path again some day.
+
+
+
+TURIDDU BALISTRIERI
+
+
+Among the members of Giovanni's company whose acquaintance I made during
+my week in Messina were two ladies who acted under their maiden names,
+viz. Marinella Bragaglia and Carolina Balistrieri; the first is married
+to Vittorio Marazzi and the second to Corrado Bragaglia, Corrado being
+the brother of Marinella. I also often saw in the theatre Turiddu
+(Salvatore) Balistrieri, brother of Carolina and therefore brother-in-law
+to Corrado and brother-in-law by marriage (or whatever the correct
+expression may be and, if there is no correct expression, then compare di
+parentela) to Vittorio and Marinella Marazzi. He was just over eleven,
+not a member of the company but, being at school in Messina, his sister
+had taken him to stay with her for the week, and we became great friends.
+I was thinking of him when writing about Micio buying chocolate and
+story-books at Castellinaria in Chapter XVIII of _Diversions in Sicily_.
+When Giovanni and the company departed from Messina to continue their
+tour, Turiddu and his younger brother, Gennaro, remained in Messina with
+their professor and, as their mother, Signora Balistrieri, was touring
+with another company in South America, they had no home to go to for
+Christmas and remained with the professor for the holidays.
+
+On the 27th December, Giovanni and his company, after being in Egypt and
+in Russia, arrived at Udine, north of Venice. They heard nothing of the
+earthquake until the evening of the 29th December, about forty hours
+after the event, when the news reached them in the theatre during the
+performance of _La Figlia di Jorio_. The next day Giovanni and six of
+the company started for Messina; they wanted to ascertain for themselves
+the extent of the disaster and whether the earthquake had affected
+Catania, where most of their relations and friends were. Among the six
+were Corrado Bragaglia and Vittorio Marazzi, whose particular object was
+to find out what had happened to Turiddu and Gennaro. When the company
+came to London in the spring of 1910 Corrado gave me an account of their
+adventures. They arrived in Naples where they were delayed a day, which
+they spent in meeting fugitives, but they heard no news of the boys.
+They reached Messina on the 1st January and, taking a basket of
+provisions and medicines, started for the professor's house, treading on
+dead bodies as they walked through the falling rain and fearing lest
+another shock might come or that at any moment some already shattered
+house might fall on them. The professor's apartments were on the first
+and second floors of one side of a courtyard that stood between a street
+and a torrent; the front doors of the different apartments opened into
+the court as in a college building; the professor's side of the court was
+nearest the torrent and did not fall, but the other three sides of the
+court fell and the houses on the opposite side of the street fell, so
+that the debris made it difficult to approach the street door of the
+court and still more difficult afterwards to approach the doors of the
+different sets of apartments.
+
+They found the landlord of the house, and he showed them that the
+professor's part of the house had not fallen and told them that the
+professor and his family had escaped and, he believed, had been taken to
+Naples or Catania, or--he did not know where. This was satisfactory, at
+least they no longer thought the children were buried in the ruins, but
+it did not give much information as to their whereabouts. They went to
+the station and got a permission to go to Catania. The train was crowded
+with fugitives, some wounded, some unhurt, and during the journey a
+passenger gave birth to a baby.
+
+In Catania they asked of Madama Ciccia (i.e. Signora Grasso, Giovanni's
+mother), who would certainly have heard if the children had been seen in
+the city, but she knew nothing. They sought out the boys' grandmother,
+the mother of Signora Balistrieri, but she was not at home, she had
+deserted her house for fear of another earthquake and had been sleeping
+in the piazza. They inquired at the hospital and at the institutions
+where fugitives had been taken. They advertised. They actually found a
+professor from Messina with pupils, but it was not the one they wanted.
+They went to Siracusa, to Malta, to Palermo, to Trapani; they got no
+information and returned to Catania. Then they were struck with remorse
+for not having entered the professor's house in Messina--they had only
+spoken to the landlord--the boys might be buried there after all, alive
+or dead. They returned to Messina and entered the house; it was all in
+confusion; they looked through it, but found no trace of the children.
+
+All this took them seven days, during which they scarcely ate and
+scarcely slept. They knew that if the boys had really been taken to
+Naples they were probably safe, and now they went there considering that
+they had done their best with Sicily. In Naples they inquired at the
+official places, at the hospitals and at the offices of the newspapers
+where they could see the lists of names before they were published. They
+found nothing and their thoughts went back to Messina; they wondered
+whether the children might perhaps have been crushed by a falling house
+in the streets, and whether they ought to return. In the evening they
+went to a caffe to read the lists, and by chance took up a Roman paper.
+They could hardly believe their eyes when they read the names of Turiddu
+and Gennaro among those who had been taken to the Instituto Vittoria
+Colonna in Naples. They went there at once, but it was already late at
+night and the place was shut. Unable to think of eating or sleeping they
+walked about the streets till six in the morning, when they returned and
+were admitted. They stated their business, inquired for the children,
+produced photographs and, after a little delay, Turiddu and Gennaro came
+running to them naked. It took some days of red tape, including a legal
+act whereby Corrado constituted himself their second father, before they
+were allowed to remove the boys. At last on the 11th January they took
+possession of them and dressed them in the street with clothes they had
+bought. Corrado had telegraphed to his wife and to the other relations,
+and they left Naples and rejoined the company at Udine, where they
+arrived on the 14th. One of the actors when he saw the children fainted
+and Corrado was ill for days with a fever.
+
+Turiddu wrote to me from Naples to tell me he was saved, and by August,
+1909, when I went to Sicily again, he had left Giovanni and the company
+and returned to Naples, where I found him and Gennaro with the professor
+and his family, living in two rooms of an establishment where emigrants
+are put to wait for their ships to take them to America. They told me
+their experiences. In Messina the family had consisted of the professor,
+his wife, his niece (a studentessa), Turiddu and Gennaro with two of
+their school-fellows, one named Peppino, son of a well-to-do dealer in
+iron bedsteads, and another named Luigi, son of a well-to-do
+orange-merchant, who had gone to visit his uncle for Christmas. There
+was also a servant girl who had gone that night to stay with her people.
+The parents of Peppino and Luigi were both killed in their houses;
+fortunately for Peppino he had not gone home or he would probably have
+been killed. Luigi also escaped because the house of his uncle did not
+fall or, if it fell, it did not kill him. The servant, who had gone
+home, was killed.
+
+They puzzled me by their attempts to explain why the professor's side of
+the courtyard did not fall. It seems it was partly because, being near
+the torrent, it had been built more strongly than the other three sides;
+that was not all, there was also something about a Japanese gentleman who
+had studied earthquakes at home and who had hurried to Messina, visited
+the spot and declared that the direction of the shock was from (say) east
+to west, had it been from west to east the side near the torrent would
+certainly have fallen. It may have been north to south--my thoughts had
+wandered again to the Tower of Siloam. Turiddu, however, had a reason
+for not being killed in the earthquake; he is naturally lucky because he
+was born with a caul; he keeps most of it at home and speaks of it as his
+cammisedda, which is Sicilian for camicetta, his little shirt. He
+carries a small piece of it in his watch-case, and offered to give it to
+me as a ricordo, but I thought he had better keep it all; it cannot be
+lucky to give away any of one's luck.
+
+While Turiddu was with Giovanni and the company touring in North Italy,
+he wrote, by desire of his professor, a sort of holiday task about the
+earthquake. He gave it to me afterwards, when I saw him in Naples, and I
+have translated it. The passages in square brackets are additions I have
+made from information the family gave me in Naples.
+
+ SUBJECT
+
+ Describe all that you saw before and after the earthquake.
+
+ DESCRIPTION
+
+ It was an ugly winter evening and the last day of the Christmas
+ holidays. I was playing with nuts with my companions. About six
+ o'clock we dined and, after we had finished, we began to play at
+ Sette e Mezzo Reale [a game of cards]. We re-charged the acetylene
+ lamps, for we intended to sit up late. The professor opened [the
+ window and went out on] the balcony to see what the weather was like;
+ observing that the sky was frightful and of a reddish colour, he said
+ to his wife:
+
+ "My dear Nunzia, listen to these few words and bear them in mind:
+ This is a fatal night, it is a horrible night."
+
+ His wife asked, "What are you saying?"
+
+ Then the professor replied, "Either we shall have some kind of storm
+ or there will be a great earthquake or a deluge." To these words we
+ paid no attention, but went on with our game.
+
+ At one o'clock after midnight we extinguished the acetylene gas and
+ went to bed, where we immediately fell asleep.
+
+ At half-past five after midnight there came a great earthquake. I
+ and my companions began to cry and recommend ourselves to God who can
+ save from every calamity.
+
+ After the earthquake was over we dressed in haste and frenzy and went
+ out [into the courtyard], but we could not pass the front door [into
+ the street] because it was blocked with ruins. Presently our
+ professor crawled out through a hole and we followed him.
+
+ In the piazza we saw sights that tore our hearts, and we wept as we
+ thought of those poor unhappy children left without parents or
+ relations. And we thanked God who had saved us from such a great
+ disaster. Every few moments there came more shocks, and there were
+ we weeping and recommending ourselves to the Lord.
+
+ As day broke we saw many wretched creatures being dragged out from
+ under the heaps of rubbish and being put on carts or laid on the
+ ground.
+
+ We began to feel hungry and begged our professor to buy us some
+ bread, but he replied:
+
+ "There is no place where bread can be bought, we must therefore take
+ courage, climb back into the house and get a few nuts."
+
+ [This re-entering the house was dangerous because it might have
+ fallen when they were inside, but they managed it in safety and
+ returned with some maccaroni and bread, also some nuts and two sticks
+ of dried figs which were there for the festa of Christmas.]
+
+ We began to eat the food and, seeing some children near us who also
+ were hungry, were moved to compassion for their condition and gave
+ them each something.
+
+ In this way we supported life for two days, but on the third day the
+ food was finished.
+
+ [During these two days they were in the ruins of a fish-market, which
+ was better than being out in the open, but not much because the roof
+ was broken. They only had such clothes as they had snatched up in
+ their haste and these were wet through and saturated with mud up to
+ the knees. They caught colds and the professor was ill for months.]
+
+ All day long, bodies were being extricated from the ruins and we
+ could hardly bear the stench; to make matters worse it was raining,
+ the houses were on fire, the air was heavy with smoke and there were
+ constant shocks of earthquake. It seemed like the end of the world.
+
+ On the third day I went with our professor to the port to inquire
+ whether the survivors would be taken to Naples. The captain replied
+ "Yes." We returned to the market and our path lay among the wounded
+ and the dead.
+
+ When we had reached shelter our professor said:
+
+ "Let us take courage and return into the house to bring out some
+ clothes and linen and the certificates of my niece." We went to the
+ house, but the door was jammed by reason of the earthquake. While we
+ were shaking it, there came another shock. We remembered another
+ door, which we opened, we went in and found the certificates and
+ brought away all such other things as we thought likely to be useful
+ for the moment and gradually carried them down. Our professor's
+ niece made the things up into bundles and put them on our shoulders
+ and so, passing the heaps of dead bodies, of rubbish and ruins, we
+ went to the railway station.
+
+ Here they made us get into a second-class carriage, which we supposed
+ would start for Catania, and we had nothing to eat but oranges, which
+ were given us by a soldier.
+
+ [It must have been while they were in this carriage that Corrado and
+ Vittorio went to the station and took train for Catania, passing
+ quite close to them and not seeing them. There were twelve
+ waggon-loads of oranges which had come from Catania before the
+ disaster in the course of trade, and orders were given that they were
+ to be distributed among the survivors. Thus the waggons were emptied
+ and people could be put into them.]
+
+ Opposite us was a waggon full of soldiers and sailors. Our
+ professor's niece called a soldier and begged him not to forget us.
+ He immediately brought us three loaves of bread, five flasks of wine,
+ three tins of preserved meat and some sausage.
+
+ Imagine our happiness when we saw that meat after those days of
+ hunger! We drank the wine at once because we had nowhere else to put
+ it and the soldiers wanted their flasks back. We were eating oranges
+ all the time, because they gave us plenty.
+
+ After we had been in this waggon two days, one of the railway-men
+ told us that there had come a German steamer which would take us to
+ Naples. We took with us some bread, some oranges and a little salame
+ which we had over, and went to the port, where, fortunately, we found
+ a boat which took us to the steamer.
+
+ At five minutes past eleven on the sixth day as the steamer departed
+ from Messina, the professor, his wife and his niece began to cry.
+
+ The German sailors prepared bread and also basins of soup with pasta
+ in it, and when the bell sounded at noon they distributed the food
+ among us all.
+
+ When we had eaten it, we went below to see whether the women required
+ anything.
+
+ At half-past four they gave us soup with rice in it and plenty of
+ meat. Then the captain ordered that the fugitives should go below.
+ We were taken into the second-class cabin which was set apart for the
+ women and children.
+
+ Next day when we arrived at Naples they would not let us disembark
+ till we had had coffee, after which we all collected and were landed
+ in boats. First, however, they made all the men descend into one
+ boat and in another boat all the women.
+
+ When we had disembarked at Naples they at once wanted all our names
+ and then took us to an institution called "Vittoria Colonna," where
+ in order to restore us we were each given a good cup of coffee and
+ milk.
+
+ THIS LITTLE DESCRIPTION
+ OF
+ 28 DECEMBER 1908
+ WRITTEN AT BOLOGNA 27. 1. 09
+ IS PRESENTED TO
+ MR. HENRY FESTING JONES
+ WHO WILL PRESERVE IT AS A LASTING RECORD
+ OF
+ TURIDDU BALISTRIERI
+ FUGITIVE FROM MESSINA
+
+While they were in Messina the children and the niece slept at night, but
+the professor and his wife did not sleep at all, and for two of the days
+the professor and his wife ate nothing and drank nothing. They were able
+to collect drops of rain water, especially when they were in the railway
+carriage where they had a roof, and they sometimes collected a little
+wood and made a fire. Earthquake shocks were continually occurring.
+
+The professor is also an imbalsamatore and, as an example of his skill,
+gave me a stuffed bird which I was to take to London. He said it was a
+kind of quail, a bird that reposes near Messina when migrating. His
+niece, the studentessa, gave me as a ricordo a pin-cushion; on one side
+it has an advertisement of a shop in Messina and on the other a picture
+of a lady trying on a new garter, which has been bought at the shop and
+which fits perfectly to the delight of her maid and the astonishment of
+her grandmother. They had saved these things after the earthquake. One
+does not look a gift-horse in the mouth, but I have sometimes wondered
+whether the buffo's Cold Dawn had followed the professor and the
+studentessa in their flight and whispered to them that they had saved the
+wrong objects. Still, a pin-cushion is always useful.
+
+
+
+RAILWAY PORTERS
+
+
+Some years ago the station porter who attended to my luggage at Messina
+gave me his name and address, saying that if I would send him a post-card
+next time I came, he would meet me and look after me. Since then I have
+passed through Messina once, and sometimes twice, a year and he has
+always met me. I wrote to him from London after the earthquake inquiring
+whether he was alive or dead, but he did not receive my card till nearly
+eight months later, after it had been returned to me and I had sent it to
+him again. I had in the meantime heard, in an indirect way, that he was
+one of the station porters who had survived. In the August following the
+earthquake I sent him a card to say I was coming by steamer from Naples,
+and he was in a little boat in the port to meet me.
+
+There was a difference in his manner and a new look in his eyes. When he
+had been talking some time, I mentioned it, and he admitted that he felt
+different since the earthquake. His house fell and he lay buried in the
+ruins with nothing to eat or drink and seriously wounded. A friend came
+looking for him and after three days he was extricated, restored to life
+and properly taken care of. But his wife and child were killed and his
+home destroyed. He has been born again naked into the world, no wonder
+there is a strange look in his eyes. We were joined by his cousin,
+another porter, who was seven days in the ruins, starved into
+unconsciousness. When the soldiers rescued him they thought he was dead,
+but they took him where the doctors gradually brought him back to life.
+He did not mind the dying after it had once set in, everything gave way
+to the indolent pleasure of irresponsible drifting, but the restoration
+was a difficult and exhausting business. He will be thought to be dead
+again some day, and will be allowed to continue his sleep in peace
+without any troublesome awakening.
+
+I looked in the eyes of the men who were hanging about among the
+temporary wooden sheds in the piazza in front of the station, and saw in
+many of them the expression that was in my porter's eyes, the expression
+that betrays those who are the figli del terremoto, those who have been
+born again with the earthquake for their second mother, and I remembered
+that the same expression was in the eyes of Turiddu's professor in
+Naples. I had supposed it to be normal with the professor, but it was
+the first time I had seen him; now I understood that it was not there
+before. They have not all this look. Turiddu has not got it, nor has my
+porter's cousin. The professor is sixty-two, Turiddu is only twelve and
+was able to sleep. My porter is about forty-two, his cousin is not yet
+thirty. Again, the professor had the responsibility of his party;
+Turiddu had none. My porter has lost his wife and child; his cousin is
+unmarried.
+
+These two porters told me a great deal that I had read in the papers in
+England; to hear it from them on the spot made it more real, and
+especially to see their gestures describing how the earthquake took the
+houses and worried them as a terrier worries a rat. Few houses were not
+wrecked. I pointed to one which I knew to be the Palazzo dei Carabinieri
+at a corner of a street leading out of the station piazza, but my porter
+replied:
+
+"You are looking at a corner of it and can only see two walls. The other
+walls and the floors have fallen. If the shutters were open you would
+see the sky where the rooms ought to be."
+
+At the other corner of the street used to stand the Albergo di Francia,
+where I stayed once when all the other hotels were full because the wind
+was so strong that the ferry-boat could not get out of the harbour to
+take the travellers across the straits. The albergo was lying in a heap
+on the ground; in its fall it had crushed and killed and buried the young
+landlord, Michele;--"God rest his soul in heaven, so merry!"
+
+I uttered some banality about their having passed through a terrible
+time. They accepted my remark as a final summing up and said it was
+better not to talk about it. It was evidently a relief to them to talk
+of something else.
+
+Before Messina can be rebuilt on its old site, the ruins must be cleared
+away and the disputes about the boundaries must be settled, and this will
+take time. Meanwhile the people are living in the wooden bungalows of a
+New Messina which is growing up outside the old town. I spent two days
+there in the spring of 1910 and again in 1911. The Viale San Martino is
+the principal street. There are hotels, bookshops, sweet-shops,
+tobacconists, jewellers, butchers, restaurants with tables ready spread,
+and the lottery offices are open. Most of the huts have no upper storey
+and some are no bigger than half a dozen sentry boxes knocked into one.
+It is very dusty. The boys are crying papers up and down the street,
+there are barbers' saloni and shops with silver-topped canes. The
+earthquake seems to be forgotten in the intensity of the bubbling life.
+As I passed the Municipio in a side street, I saw a wedding party going
+in. One evening I went to the theatre and saw _Feudalismo_ with Giovanni
+Grasso, a homonymous cousin of the great Giovanni, in the principal part
+and Turiddu's mother, Signora Balistrieri, as one of the women.
+
+The first time I was in Messina after the earthquake all this was only
+beginning and many of the people were living in railway waggons in the
+sidings, of which few now remain. It was strange to see rows of railway
+carriages with curtains to the windows and some with steps up to the door
+and a little terrace outside with creepers growing over it. The cabins
+and the waggons are supposed to be safe, because they would not crush
+their tenants in another earthquake. But they do not seriously fear
+another earthquake; Messina has been so thoroughly destroyed that it must
+now be the turn of some other town.
+
+I replied: "Yes, the Veil of S. Agata preserved Catania this time, but it
+may desert her next time as the Letter of the Madonna deserted you last
+winter. By the by, what has become of that miraculous Letter? Was it
+destroyed or did anyone save it?"
+
+They did not know and muttered something about "stupidagini," and perhaps
+there will be no need to trouble oneself with any such thoughts when one
+is living the life after death. Later on, in another part of the island,
+I asked a dignitary of the Church, who had not been through the
+earthquake, what had become of the Madonna's Letter and he assured me
+that it had been preserved. I had pretty well made up my mind that this
+would be his answer before putting the question; but if the earthquake
+had destroyed Girgenti and I had asked him about the letter from the
+Devil, which is said to be preserved in the cathedral there, I should
+have expected him to tell me that that letter had not survived the shock.
+
+
+
+GIUSEPPE PLATANIA
+
+
+In Catania I saw my friend Lieutenant Giuseppe Platania, who was
+quartered in Messina during the winter of 1908-9. He was away for
+Christmas and returned about midnight on the 27th December and went to
+bed at two in the morning on the 28th. He was awakened by the falling of
+a picture, which hit him. He guessed the reason, covered his head with
+the pillows and lay still, waiting. He had to wait fifty-seven
+seconds--at least many people told me the earthquake lasted fifty-seven
+seconds, but the recording instruments were broken, so it is not certain
+how long it lasted. When the room left off rocking, Giuseppe put out his
+hand for the match-box, but the table was no longer by his bedside. He
+heard cries for help, and a man who was sleeping in the next room came
+with a light, then he saw that the floor of his room had fallen, but not
+under his bed, which was in a corner. He and the man with the light
+managed to get to the window and let themselves down into a side street,
+but they saw no way out because the exit was closed by the fallen houses.
+Their window was on the first floor and they climbed back into the house,
+helped another man who was there, got themselves some clothes and
+returned into the side street. Here they felt no better off and were
+afraid of the houses falling on them, but Giuseppe's soldier servant,
+Giulio Giuli, a contadino of Nocera, appeared among them. He had come to
+look for his master and crept through the ruins into the side street. He
+told them that Messina was destroyed, which they would not believe;
+everyone seems to have supposed at first that the earthquake had only
+damaged his own house. Giulio showed them the way out, and so they got
+into the town and realised the extent of the disaster. If Giulio had not
+come, Giuseppe and his friends would probably have been destroyed by more
+houses falling into their narrow street before they could have found a
+way out.
+
+Giuseppe had changed his bedroom about ten days previously. The house he
+used to live in was completely destroyed, he showed me a photograph of
+its ruins. His mother and his brother Giovanni, in Catania, heard of the
+disaster, but could get no particulars because communication was broken.
+Giovanni went to Messina to inquire for his brother, not knowing where
+his new room was, but he knew the number of his regiment. He stopped a
+soldier in the street who was wearing the number in his cap and who told
+him where to find Giuseppe. In the meantime Giulio had walked about
+fifteen miles to Ali, whence he took the train to Catania, told the
+mother her son was safe, and returned to Messina to help in the work of
+rescuing victims.
+
+Giuseppe directed his soldiers in the rescue work and afterwards received
+a medal "Per speciali benemerenze." While at work they saw a hand among
+the ruins and began to dig round it, all the time in fear lest the
+disturbing of the rubbish might make matters worse for the victim and for
+themselves. The hand belonged to a woman whose head had been protected
+by being under a wooden staircase. She showed no sign of life and it was
+already four days since the disaster. They wetted her lips with marsala
+and poured some into her mouth and thus restored her. Giuseppe told me
+that nothing made more impression on him than seeing this woman's breast
+begin to heave as life returned.
+
+The soldiers had to shoot the horses and dogs for eating the corpses, and
+the thieves for pilfering. The horses had escaped from their stables,
+which were broken by the earthquake, and the dogs had come in from the
+country. And besides the pilfering they told me of other things the
+doing of which had better be ignored by those who seriously cultivate the
+belief that civilisation and education have already so transformed human
+nature that all restraints may be safely removed, things which,
+nevertheless, were done by human beings in Messina while the houses were
+tottering during the closing days of 1908 and the opening weeks of 1909.
+I inquired whether the townspeople were themselves guilty of these
+horrors and they said: No. The bad things were done by people who came
+into the city from the country, like the dogs, and across the straits
+from Calabria to take advantage of the catastrophe. As my friend Peppino
+Fazio in Catania put it:
+
+"The earthquake was very judiciously managed; it killed only the wicked
+townspeople; it did not touch the good ones, they all escaped."
+
+Giuseppe's brother, Giovanni Platania, is a scientific man and a
+professor; he went often from Catania to Messina during the early part of
+1909 to study the behaviour of the sea during the earthquake--the
+maremoto. He has embodied the results of his researches in an opuscolo
+on the subject _Il Maremoto dello Stretto di Messina del 28 Dicembre_
+1908 (Modena. Societa Tipografica Modenese, 1909). It took him twelve
+hours to return to Catania from one of his first visits; the journey in
+ordinary times is performed by the express in two hours and a half.
+There was no charge for the tickets because it was the policy of the
+authorities to empty the town; in this way malefactors who escaped from
+the prison got easily away. In the train was a woman who talked, saying
+that no one could blame her for travelling to Catania free, especially as
+she had not deserved to be put in prison--she had been put there for
+nothing. There was also a man who did not exactly say he was a thief,
+but he informed his fellow-travellers that the bundle he had with him had
+been confided to his care by the padrone of his house. There was no
+reason why he should have told them this, no one had asked him about his
+bundle, and Giovanni drew his own conclusions.
+
+
+
+GIULIO ADAMO
+
+
+In Trapani I talked with another friend, a doctor, Giulio Adamo of
+Calatafimi. Communication was broken and it was not until the evening of
+the 29th that they began to know in Trapani that there had been an
+earthquake in Messina. Giulio went with others by train to Milazzo and
+the train could go no further. They continued the journey by boat from
+Milazzo to Messina, where he arrived on the 30th. When they approached
+the city and saw the row of houses facing the harbour where the Albergo
+Trinacria was, they thought the disaster could not have been so very
+great. But it was only the facciata that was standing, the houses behind
+were down. There was great disorder, heaps of bodies, no water to drink
+because the pipes were broken, and for the three days Giulio was there
+they only had bread from Palermo and the oranges which were in the
+railway-waggons.
+
+
+
+CECE LUNA
+
+
+In Palermo I talked with another doctor, Cece (Francesco) Luna, of
+Trapani, whose acquaintance I made many years ago on Monte Erice when he
+was there as a student in villeggiatura. In September, 1909, I found him
+in the children's hospital at Palermo. As soon as news of the earthquake
+reached the city, the _Regina Margherita_ was fitted out to help the
+wounded and Cece went in her among the doctors. When they arrived at
+Messina, they could neither enter the harbour nor take anyone on board
+because they had to obey orders. It was raining, the sea was rough and
+covered with little boats full of fugitives, some unhurt, some wounded.
+One boat contained a young man holding an umbrella over his mother, who
+was wounded and lying on two tables.
+
+"I am strong. I can wait seven or eight days without food, it is not for
+me, it is for my mother."
+
+He cried and prayed till the orders came and she was taken on board.
+
+Cece, who was put in charge of the taking on board of the fugitives,
+ordered that the wounded were to be taken first. He was somewhat
+surprised that this order was attended to; it was so, however, the
+wounded were taken in without confusion; but afterwards among the
+unwounded there was confusion. There was a boy who tried to get on board
+first, Cece pulled the boy's cap off and threw it away, intending it to
+fall in the sea, but it fell in another boat and the boy went after his
+cap and gave no more trouble.
+
+The earthquake was at about 5.20 a.m. on 28th December; the _Regina
+Margherita_ arrived at Messina at 8 a.m. on the 30th December. As soon
+as Cece landed, he began searching with others and at 10 a.m. found, in a
+well-furnished house, a woman dead in bed, killed by a beam which had
+fallen across her. Under the beam, close to her body, lay a baby girl,
+very dirty but alive and untouched. It was impossible to say precisely
+when the child had been born, but certainly only a few hours before the
+earthquake, just time enough for the midwife to leave the house, for they
+found no trace of her. Cece took the baby to the steamer and gave it
+sugar and water, and when they returned to Palermo they got it a
+wet-nurse and it was baptised Maria in the children's hospital. If one
+has an earthquake in one's horoscope, surely it could not be placed at a
+less inconvenient part of one's life. New-born babies can live three or
+four days without food; but if this child had not been born before the
+earthquake, she would not have been born at all, and if she had been born
+earlier, she would have died of starvation or exposure before she was
+found. As it happened she was sheltered and her life preserved by the
+beam which killed her mother. Maria was adopted by a lady of Palermo,
+and in April, 1910, Cece told me he had lately seen her and she was
+beginning to walk.
+
+Cece had had twenty earthquake babies in his hospital, all with fathers
+and mothers unknown, and, of course, other hospitals were equally full.
+When I was at Palermo in 1909 he had only seven of the twenty, the rest
+having been taken away, some by their fathers and mothers, others by
+people who adopted them. Travelling back to England I saw in the railway
+stations at Rome, Milan, and other places, frames of photographs of
+unclaimed babies put up in the hope that they might be recognised by
+chance travellers.
+
+The _Regina Margherita_ stayed at Messina one day, loading, and then
+returned to Palermo with five hundred unwounded and eighty-two wounded.
+Cece remained in Messina, searching, but joined the ship when she
+returned to Messina, where she took up her station in port as a floating
+hospital.
+
+He told me of a woman who was in the ruins, alive but unable to move.
+Her daughter lay dead beside her. It was raining, there was a dripping
+and she was getting wet. With the morning light she saw it was not the
+rain that was wetting her, but the blood of her husband and two grown-up
+sons who were dead in the room above.
+
+He told me of a law-student in Palermo, twenty-four years old, engaged to
+a young lady who lived in Messina; this young man went to pass his
+Christmas holidays with his betrothed. He was not in the same house and
+the earthquake did him no harm; as soon as it was over his first thought
+was for his fidanzata. He got into the street and made for her house,
+paying no attention to the cries that issued from the ruins. But, like a
+wandering knight on his way to assist his lady and embarrassed by meeting
+other adventures, he was stopped and forced to help in searching a
+particular house, from which he extricated a beautiful girl, nineteen
+years of age, unhurt. She would not let him go till he had saved her
+mother. All the others in the house were killed. Still the girl would
+not let him go.
+
+"Are you rich?" she asked.
+
+"No."
+
+"Then take this ring and tell me who you are."
+
+He took the ring and after giving her all the information she required
+was allowed to proceed. When he came to the house of his betrothed he
+found that she and all her family had perished. He returned to Palermo
+weeping.
+
+Two months later he received a letter:
+
+I asked if you were rich; you replied "No" and I gave you my ring. You
+saved my mother and you saved me. My mother has since died from the
+effects of the shock. If you are free I am ready to marry you and I have
+money enough for both.
+
+On this they became engaged and after a suitable time intend to marry.
+Cece wanted to apologise for the conventionality of this story, but I
+begged him not to trouble; if unassisted nature were to be always
+original, the occupation of poets and romancers would be gone.
+
+In one house was a servant, a Roman woman; she was devoted to a young
+lady of the family and all the family were buried in the ruins, but the
+Roman servant was unhurt. She could get no help, the house was on the
+outskirts of the city and such passers-by as there were would not stop.
+She set to work searching for her young mistress and incidentally saved
+the whole family. It took her twenty-four hours; they were all wounded
+and her young mistress was the last she found.
+
+A woman kept a small shop opposite another shop kept by a man who sold
+coal. The woman had saved money and the carbonajo knew she had her money
+in her house. He entered the woman's house after the earthquake,
+accompanied by another malefactor. The woman's daughter was killed, but
+the woman was under the ruins alive and they pulled her out. She
+exclaimed:
+
+"I do not know you."
+
+But she did know the carbonajo quite well, or at least well enough to
+know he was a bad man and to suspect his intention. They asked her where
+her money was concealed. She only repeated:
+
+"I do not know you."
+
+They believed her, thinking she was confused by the shock of the
+earthquake; this was what she intended, otherwise she feared they would
+have killed her. They threatened her, and at last she told them where
+the money was, still protesting that she did not know them. They took
+her money and then, being afraid she might give the alarm and they might
+be caught before they could escape, they pinned her down with a large
+piece of the ruins on her left arm and departed, taking the risk of her
+being rescued later and saying she had been robbed by unknown men. She
+was rescued and brought to Palermo. In the hospital she begged Cece to
+put an end to her:
+
+"What is the use of living? My daughter is dead, my arm is gangrened, my
+money is stolen. Let me die and have done with it."
+
+Cece did not kill her, he chloroformed her and amputated her arm. She
+gave information about the carbonajo, who was arrested in Messina. His
+accomplice escaped, but the woman got back her money and thanked Cece for
+amputating her arm instead of killing her.
+
+
+
+FUGITIVES AND VICTIMS
+
+
+At Caltanissetta they told me that the trains were bringing fugitives
+from Messina all day and all night. The fugitives were mostly naked and
+all very dirty, some with rugs, some with cloaks, some with rags. A
+woman got out of the train clothed, like Monna Vanna, in nothing but a
+cloak which a soldier had given her. They asked her:
+
+"What do you want done for you?"
+
+She opened her cloak and showed that she wanted everything.
+
+Another woman came with her daughter whose leg was broken and they were
+both naked. The doctor said to the mother:
+
+"And what do you want?"
+
+"Help for my daughter."
+
+To another destitute woman: "And you?"
+
+"Shoes for my baby."
+
+Michele, a young man, was known to be in Reggio where he was employed in
+the Municipio. His father went from Caltanissetta to look for him and
+returned after four days, during which he had searched for his son and
+suffered mental anguish and physical discomfort. His friends went to the
+station to meet him. He talked politics to them and asked their opinion
+about the rotation of crops.
+
+"And Michele?" they inquired.
+
+"Oh! Michele," here he began to laugh: "Michele; yes, he is buried under
+the ruins of a house three storeys high."
+
+They could get nothing more out of him except laughter and that Michele
+was lying under a house three storeys high. A few months later,
+Michele's body was found, with no traces of decay, brought to
+Caltanissetta and buried. Then his friends wrote elegies in verse about
+him and handed them round for approval.
+
+Plenty of people went mad besides Michele's father. The streets of
+Messina were full of mad people. They told me of one who lost his wife.
+Within a fortnight he married a widow whose husband had been destroyed.
+This happy couple spent their honeymoon in digging out the bodies of
+their previous spouses and having them suitably buried.
+
+When I say they married, a widow may not legally marry for ten months
+after the death of her husband, but this couple married on credit, as
+they call it. There were many fugitives who found a temporary asylum in
+a prison in Catania and who similarly married on credit, intending to
+return later and contribute to the population of the new Messina.
+
+There was a family living on the top floor of a house close to the
+railway station near the port in Reggio. They were not hurt, but they
+could not get down because the earthquake had destroyed the stairs. The
+man made a rope of sheets, with the help of which he carried his wife
+down, then he went up and fetched his children one after another, three
+or four children. He went up again to fetch his money and while in his
+room the house fell with him, killing and burying him in the ruins. But
+he had saved his wife and children.
+
+They told me of a victim, pinned down in a cellar, unable to rise; a
+chicken, whose coop had been broken, escaped and passed near; the victim
+caught the chicken, killed it, plucked it and ate it raw. They told me
+of others, not pinned down but imprisoned in rooms, who ate what they
+found in cupboards--oil, biscuits, salame, uncooked maccaroni. These
+victims were saved and lived to recount their sufferings. But there were
+others, pinned down and imprisoned, whose bodies were not extricated till
+they had lain for weeks and months beside their emptied cupboards, no
+longer on the watch for escaping chickens. I was in Catania about a year
+and a half after the earthquake and saw the funeral of one whose body had
+recently been found; it was not the last.
+
+
+
+
+THE SLOPES OF ETNA
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+LAVA
+
+
+We started from Catania at three o'clock on a dull afternoon at the end
+of March to see one of the streams of lava that Etna was sending out
+during the eruption of 1910. Peppino Di Gregorio had arranged everything
+and provided four of his friends to make company for us and to act as
+guides, some of them having been before. He and I went in a one-horse
+carriage with two of the friends and the other two came on their
+bicycles. There was, first, another Peppino who had been in America,
+where he earned his living by making cigars. He had forgotten how it was
+done and, besides, it required special tools, so he could not have shown
+me even if he had remembered. Since his return home to Catania he has
+been employed by the municipio. He begged me to call him not Peppino but
+Joe, because he would be so English. Then there was Ninu, also employed
+by the municipio, a great bullock of a fellow bursting with health, whose
+legs were too short for him and his smile a dream of romance. The other
+two were Alessandro, about whom I got no information, and a grave
+brigadier of the Guardia Municipale.
+
+The road took us up-hill among villas and between walls enclosing fields
+of volcanic soil, very fertile, and occasionally a recent eruption had
+buried the fertility under fresh lava, hard and black, on which nothing
+will grow for years.
+
+Patrick Brydone went to Sicily in 1770, and wrote an account of his
+journey: _A Tour through Sicily and Malta in a Series of Letters to
+William Beckford_, _Esquire_, _of Somerly_, _in Suffolk_, _from Patrick
+Brydone_, _F.R.S._ Near Catania he saw some lava covered with a scanty
+soil, incapable of producing either corn or vines; he imagined from its
+barrenness that
+
+ it had run from the mountain only a few ages ago; but was surprised
+ to be informed by Signor Recupero, the historiographer of Etna, that
+ this very lava is mentioned by Diodorus Siculus to have burst from
+ Etna in the time of the second Punic war, when Syracuse was besieged
+ by the Romans.
+
+It seems that the stream ran from Etna to the sea, and cut off the
+passage of a detachment of soldiers who were on their way from Taormina
+to the relief of the besieged, and Diodorus took his authority from
+inscriptions on Roman monuments found on the lava itself. So that after
+about 2000 years this lava had scarcely begun to be fertile. Afterwards
+Recupero, who was a canonico, "an ingenious ecclesiastic of this place,"
+told Brydone of a pit sunk near Jaci, where they had pierced through
+seven parallel surfaces of lava, most of them covered with a thick bed of
+rich earth.
+
+ Now, says he [Recupero], the eruption which formed the lowest of
+ these lavas, if we may be allowed to reason from analogy, must have
+ flowed from the mountain at least 14,000 years ago. Recupero tells
+ me, he is exceedingly embarrassed by these discoveries in writing the
+ history of the mountain.--That Moses hangs like a dead weight on him,
+ and blunts all his zeal for enquiry; for that really he has not the
+ conscience to make his mountain so young as that prophet makes the
+ world.--What do you think of these sentiments from a Roman Catholic
+ divine?--The bishop, who is strenuously orthodox--for it is an
+ excellent see--has already warned him to be upon his guard, and not
+ to pretend to be a better natural historian than Moses; nor to
+ presume to urge anything that may in the smallest degree be deemed
+ contradictory to his sacred authority. . . .
+
+ The lava, being a very porous substance, easily catches the dust that
+ is carried about by the wind; which, at first I observe, only yields
+ a kind of moss; this rotting, and by degrees increasing the soil,
+ some small meagre vegetables are next produced; which rotting in
+ their turn, are likewise converted into soil. But this process, I
+ suppose, is often greatly accelerated by showers of ashes from the
+ mountain, as I have observed in some places the richest soil, to the
+ depth of five or six feet and upwards; and still below that, nothing
+ but rocks of lava. It is in these spots that the trees arrive at
+ such an immense size. Their roots shoot into the crevices of the
+ lava, and lay such hold of it, that there is no instance of the winds
+ tearing them up; though there are many of its breaking off their
+ longest branches.
+
+We passed several villages, and on one of the churches there was a group
+of three saints--S. Alfio, the padrone of the district, and his two
+brothers. I had never heard of S. Alfio, who they told me was a
+physician and lived in the third century; one of his brothers, S.
+Filiberto (whom the people call S. Liberto), was a surgeon, and his other
+brother, S. Cirino, was a chemist. They performed miracles, endured
+persecution, and were finally martyred for the faith in this way: First
+they had their three tongues cut out, then they were put into a saucepan
+such as the maccaroni is boiled in, only larger--large enough to hold
+three saints--and full of boiling oil: the saucepan was placed on a fire
+and they were cooked in it. Their bodies were afterwards burnt on a
+gridiron. This took place out of doors opposite a tavern, and three men,
+who had come to the tavern to drink, saw it all done. Having seen it,
+they went to sleep for three hundred years; then they woke up and wanted
+to pay for their drinks with the money they had in their pockets, which
+was money made of leather.
+
+"What is this?" asked the landlord.
+
+"It is money," they replied.
+
+"It is no use," said the landlord. While they had been asleep that kind
+of money had gone out of circulation.
+
+"It is good money," they insisted.
+
+"It is not money at all, it is only a piece of leather."
+
+"It was money yesterday evening," said the spokesman, "when I saw Alfio,
+Cirino, and Liberto being martyred." This is how the martyrdom of the
+three saints is represented on carts belonging to those
+spiritually-minded owners who prefer the Story of S. Alfio to the Story
+of the Paladins. It seemed to me that the painter had been suspiciously
+obsessed by the number Three; it was in the third century, there were
+three saints, they were each martyred three times over, though they
+cannot have known much about the boiling or the grilling, and there were
+three drunkards who went to sleep for three centuries. But I said
+nothing. I thought I would wait till I could see a cart.
+
+By this time we had reached Nicolosi, that is we had nearly traversed the
+first of the three zones into which the Slopes of Etna are divided. This
+lowest one is the Regione Piemontese and Nicolosi is about 2250 feet
+above the sea--the place from which tourists often start to make the
+ascent of the volcano. Here we spent a declamatory half-hour discussing
+where we should eat the provisions we had brought from Catania and drink
+the wine we had bought at Mascalucia on the way. The discussion ended by
+our being received in a peasant's hut, where we spread a table for
+ourselves and the woman stood a low paraffin lamp in the middle of the
+cloth. This is a bad plan, the light dazzles one for seeing those
+sitting opposite and their shadows are thrown big and black on the wall
+and ceiling so that one cannot see the room, but I should say it was like
+Orlando's bedroom in the contadino's cottage on Ricuzzu's cart, the only
+room in the house, poorly furnished and used for all purposes. The woman
+of the hut had a baby in her arms and I said to Ninu:
+
+"I wonder whether I may look at the baby?"
+
+"Of course you may," he replied, "why not?"
+
+So I asked the woman, who smiled proudly and gave me the baby at once.
+She called it Turi (Salvatore) and said it was three weeks old. It was
+asleep and I nursed it till the table was ready, which was not long, for
+everything was cold. I handed Turi back to his mother and sat down, with
+Joe on one side of me and Ninu on the other. Presently Ninu inquired why
+I had asked whether I might look at the baby. I replied that I had heard
+that Sicilian peasants are so superstitious they do not like strangers to
+look at their babies for fear of the evil eye; I admitted that I had
+never yet met with a peasant so superstitious as to refuse to show me her
+baby, but on the Slopes of Etna, during an eruption, I had thought it
+wise to be careful.
+
+Ninu, in the Sicilian manner, was about to say that anyone could tell by
+my appearance that there was nothing to fear from me, when Joe
+interrupted him:
+
+"She is an intelligent woman," said Joe.
+
+I said: "I suppose you mean that she throws her intelligence into the
+scale with her maternal pride, and together they overbalance any little
+superstition which the proximity of the volcano may have fostered."
+
+"That's the way to put it," he replied.
+
+"Why do people talk so much about the evil eye? Do they think it is
+picturesque, or do they really believe in it?"
+
+Joe considered for a moment. Then he said: "Sometimes a peasant may
+decline to hand over her baby because she thinks the stranger looks
+clumsy and is likely to drop it; it would be rude to let him suspect
+this, so she allows him to think she has a superstitious reason. And
+some of her neighbours believe--at least--well, what do you mean by
+believing? What is faith?"
+
+"I'm sure I don't know. Sometimes one thing, sometimes another. It is a
+difficult question."
+
+"Perhaps it is that she believes that her neighbours believe," said Joe,
+tentatively.
+
+"That is not the faith of S. Alfio and his brothers, that is not the
+faith that wins a martyr's crown or that removes mountains."
+
+"No, but it has its reward if it enables the believer to feel that he is
+not singular, it is comfortable to feel that one thinks as one's
+neighbours think."
+
+I said: "Thou art a happy man, Poins, to think as other men think."
+
+"I do not know anyone called Poins," said Joe, "it is not a Sicilian
+name; but to think as other men think is as comfortable as a crown of
+martyrdom, and if it can be won without any martyrdom worth speaking
+of--why, so much the better."
+
+I agreed, and went on: "And then there are the men who never think of
+religion or theology, but go to Mass to please their wives."
+
+"Plenty of them," he said, "and by pleasing their wives they reap the
+reward of avoiding domestic friction, whereby they perform a miracle
+greater than removing Etna."
+
+I thought of my poor mother who used to say:
+
+"But, my dear, if you never go to church what hold have you over the
+servants?"
+
+At the time, I remember, I pigeon-holed her problem among others that are
+still awaiting solution, and she died before I realised how well she had
+translated into the language of modern Bayswater the "Paris vaut bien une
+Messe" of Henri Quatre.
+
+"If you want to see faith," said Peppino Di Gregorio, "why don't you stay
+and go to the festa of S. Alfio at Trecastagne? You might even see a
+miracle there."
+
+It seems that when anyone is in hospital with a broken leg after an
+accident or suffering from any illness, especially hernia, he cries in
+his despair, making use of this form:
+
+"O, S. Alfio! cure me of this illness, restore my broken leg or cure my
+hernia" (or as may be) "and for the love of my wife, of my children, of
+my mother" (or as may be) "I will run naked to Trecastagne and light a
+candle before your shrine."
+
+After making this vow, the patient recovers and then he must not fail.
+With any other saint there may be failure, but not with S. Alfio, for he
+is more powerful than the Madonna or than the Padre Eterno or than the
+Redeemer. He is the Padrone and performs miracles.
+
+"But how long should I have to stay? When is this festa?"
+
+It would not be till the 10th of May, nearly six weeks ahead, and that
+made it a matter requiring consideration and, as it was now half-past
+seven and dark, we had to leave off talking and start for the lava.
+
+Those of our friends who had made the excursion before were delightful as
+company, but we hardly wanted them as guides, because the way was shown
+by hundreds of people who were returning, many of them carrying torches,
+and we only had to walk in the opposite direction. We also carried a
+light--the acetylene lamp off Ninu's bicycle, and it functioned as
+inefficiently as the bull's-eye lantern which Mr. Pickwick took with him
+on his nocturnal expedition at Clifton. The road was broad enough, but
+strewn with big lumps of lava lying half-hidden in lava sand. I stumbled
+frequently, but I never fell, because one of my friends was always at my
+elbow and caught me; either it was the brave brigadier or Alessandro or
+Joe or the other Peppino or that great hulking Ninu with his operatic
+smile lighted up by his fitful lamp. They took care of me all the way
+until, after about an hour, we turned into a vineyard, called the
+Contrada Fra Diavolo, and our progress was stopped by a sloping
+embankment over twenty feet high.
+
+This was the broad nose of the stream of lava. It was coming towards us
+at about eighty feet an hour, but its velocity varies according to the
+slope of the ground and the cooling and consistency of the material. The
+course of the stream described a curve from the mouth to the place where
+we stood, and the width of it gradually increased until opposite us it
+was about a quarter of a mile broad. There was plenty of smoke, fiery
+with the light reflected from the glowing stream, and especially thick in
+the direction of the mouth. The lava was sluggish, viscous, heavy stuff,
+full of bubbles, pushing itself along and kneading itself like dough.
+Red-hot boulders and shapeless lumps of all manner of sizes were
+continually losing their balance and rolling lazily down the slope
+towards us; as they rolled they disengaged little avalanches of rapid
+sparks, and when they reached the ground they sometimes fell against a
+vine stump and set it in a blaze for a moment. They said that this is
+Etna's cunning way of taking a glass of wine; he opens a mouth and
+consumes a vineyard. All the time there was a roaring noise like coals
+being thrown on the fire, only much louder, and the great sloping wall
+glowed in the places where open crevasses left by the crumbling blocks
+had stirred it. It was too hot for us to go very near, nevertheless, my
+companions were not content to leave without bringing some pieces of lava
+away. They went towards it with canes which the vines will not want this
+year, unless the stream stops before it has broadened over the contrada,
+and with much difficulty and scorching, manipulated bits of red-hot lava
+until they had got them far enough away to deal with them, and then,
+balancing them on the end of two canes, they brought them to where I was
+resting near a doomed hut.
+
+After spending an hour, fascinated by the spectacle, we returned by the
+sandy, rocky road to Nicolosi. While the carriage was being got ready, I
+said to Joe:
+
+"You know, if I lived on the Slopes of Etna, close to such a sight as we
+have been contemplating, I think I should believe in the evil eye and S.
+Alfio and everything else."
+
+He assured me that it would not have any such effect unless, perhaps,
+during the periods of actual eruption--as soon as the eruption was over I
+should forget all about it.
+
+"Do we not all live on the slopes of volcanoes?" asked Joe. "An eruption
+cannot do more than ruin you or kill you. And without coming to live on
+the Slopes of Etna you might be ruined or die at any moment. How do you
+know that you have not now in you the seeds of some fatal disease that
+will declare itself before you return home? Or you may be run over in
+the street or killed in a railway accident any day. And as for ruin,
+next time you look into an English newspaper you may see that all your
+investments have left off paying dividends and have gone down to an
+unsaleable price. Perhaps at this moment, in some Foreign Office, a
+despatch is being drafted that will lead to a declaration of war and the
+ruin of England and you with it. And yet you never worry about all
+this."
+
+"Then perhaps I had better begin to believe in S. Alfio at once?"
+
+"Especially if you are threatened with hernia."
+
+"You said something about hernia before. What has hernia to do with it?"
+I inquired.
+
+"S. Alfio's first miracle was to cure one of his brothers of that
+complaint, which he had contracted while carrying a beam."
+
+"But was not S. Alfio a medical man? Why do you call it a miracle when a
+medical man cures his patient? Have you been reading the plays of
+Moliere?"
+
+"Who is Moliere?" asked one of them. "Did he write his plays in the
+Catanian dialect?"
+
+It does not do to make these allusions when talking with Sicilians who
+are employed in the municipio. One might as well quote _Candide_ to some
+young schoolmaster who thinks the only thing worth knowing is the date of
+the Battle of Salamis. So I returned to S. Alfio and asked whether he
+always answers all prayers; they said the people believe he does or they
+hope he will. One of them, thinking I was inclined to scoff, rebuked me,
+saying:
+
+"If you had been to Trecastagne and seen what I have seen, you would
+believe. I saw in the church there a dumb man. He tried to shout 'Viva
+S. Alfio,' but could only make inarticulate noises. The people
+encouraged him, and he went on trying till at last he said the words
+distinctly. I heard him say them. You are making a mistake in not going
+to Trecastagne. You might also behold a miracle and then you would
+believe as I do."
+
+I thought of Geronte when his daughter recovers her speech in _Le Medecin
+Malgre Lui_ and wanted to ask how long this dumb man retained his
+miraculous power and whether his relations and friends were pleased about
+it and whether, after the novelty had worn off, they continued shouting
+"Viva S. Alfio." But I said nothing; I was afraid of confirming them in
+the notion that I was scoffing, whereas I was very much impressed; the
+influence of the stream of lava was still upon me and all that Joe had
+said about living on the slopes of volcanoes. And I was wondering
+whether I could manage to be back in Catania for the 10th of May and see
+the people running naked to Trecastagne. I was not anxious to go there
+myself, not because I should have had to run naked all the thirteen
+kilometres, they would have let me wear my clothes and drive in a painted
+cart, but because there is no albergo there and it would have meant being
+up all night. If S. Alfio had earned his reputation by restoring those
+who spend sleepless nights in the street, I might have given him a chance
+of exercising his power on me.
+
+There is generally some way of doing anything one really wants to do, and
+by the time we were separating in Catania, at one o'clock in the morning
+I was promising to try to return in time for the Festa di S. Alfio.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+S. ALFIO
+
+
+I was back in Catania before the 9th of May and began talking about S.
+Alfio in the Teatro Machiavelli. One of the actors whose name is Volpes,
+the one who did the listening father in the play about Rosina and the
+good young man, is employed by day in the cathedral, his department being
+the brass-work; he is therefore something of a hagiologist. He was going
+on business to Lentini, which is situated to the south of Catania on the
+way to Siracusa, it is the place where the three saintly brothers were
+martyred, and there he bought for me a book--_Storia dei Martiri e della
+Chiesa di Lentini_, by Sebastiano Pisano Baudo (Lentini: Giuseppe Saluta,
+1898)--from which I have collected particulars for this story of the Life
+of S. Alfio.
+
+Towards the end of the first half of the third century after Christ, at
+Prefetta in Gascony, the wealthy and noble Prince Vitale lived a life of
+singular piety, united in matrimony to Benedetta di Locusta. Heaven had
+blessed them with three sons, Alfio born in 230, Filiberto born one year
+and eight months later and Cirino born one year and four months later
+again. Prefetta was not only in Gascony, it was also in Aquitaine, and,
+notwithstanding this, it was in Spain and also in the Abruzzi, which is a
+region of Italy between Naples and Taranto, if I understand correctly.
+Owing to its unsettled habits geographers do not mark it on the maps, but
+they and the historians are agreed that it certainly existed, and perhaps
+it exists still, if only in a Castellinarian sense. The interesting
+point is that it was the birthplace of S. Alfio.
+
+The noble and saintly Benedetta, having been brought up in the school of
+sacrifice, ardently desired to die for the faith. Her husband placed no
+obstacle in her way. She obtained an interview with the prefect, abused
+his gods and awaited the sentence which took the form of decapitation.
+
+Prince Vitale after the death of his wife was free to consecrate himself
+to the education of his three sons. I expected to find that he had them
+taught medicine, surgery and chemistry, but there is not a word about any
+of these subjects. Evodio di Bisanzio, flying from country to country to
+avoid the persecution of Massimino, happened upon Prefetta; he was
+welcomed by Vitale, who appointed him tutor of his boys. Evodio was
+learned in the sacred sciences, the Greek fables and how to live rightly.
+These were the subjects which he taught to his pupils. Alfio copied out
+the Books of the Prophets, Filiberto the Gospels and Cirino the Letters
+of S. Paul and the Acts of the Apostles. Thus they developed a manly
+spirit, angelic habits and an intelligence, a piety, a devotion which are
+the rare gifts of a few privileged souls.
+
+Onesimo was their next tutor, a man of deep learning and a fervent
+missionary who came to Prefetta with a following of thirteen or fourteen
+disciples and boarded and lodged with Prince Vitale. He was more the
+kind of tutor Vitale wanted for his boys. Onesimo had no sympathy with
+flying from persecution; he took the view that it was not enough to copy
+the sacred Books, his pupils must know how to sacrifice their frail
+bodies for the glory of the Cross. He instructed them in the practical
+work of martyrdom.
+
+In the year 249, Decio ascended the imperial throne and issued an edict
+against the Christians. Vitale and Onesimo heard of it and welcomed this
+opportunity for the three brothers who swore on the ashes of their mother
+that they would profit by it. They did not have to wait long.
+Nigellione, the imperial minister, came to execute the decree. Onesimo
+and his pupils, in spite of tortures, professed their unalterable faith
+in the Cross and were sent to Rome together with fourteen other
+Christians. Vitale, being thus freed from all family responsibilities,
+exiled himself with his friends and awaited his end in a sacred retreat
+so retired that our author does not specify it.
+
+In Rome, Onesimo and his band of Christians suffered tortures. While in
+prison S. Peter and S. Paul appeared to them, healed their wounds,
+exhorted them to persevere and promised ultimate victory. On the seventh
+day they were taken before Valeriano, the imperial minister. Failing, as
+Nigellione had failed, to shake their faith, he sent them with a letter
+to Diomede, Prince of Pozzuoli, telling him that if he could not win the
+captives over from their new faith he was to put to death Onesimo and the
+fourteen disciples by means of fierce tortures, and to send Alfio,
+Filiberto and Cirino into Sicily to be dealt with according to
+instructions contained in another letter addressed to the crafty
+Tertullo, Governor of Sicily, at Lentini.
+
+Diomede carried out his instructions. The Christians all refused to
+sacrifice to the false gods. Onesimo died in consequence of an unusually
+large stone being placed upon his chest, the fourteen disciples were
+decapitated and Alfio, Filiberto and Cirino were handed over to fifty
+soldiers under Captain Silvano, a man of a proud and cruel nature, and
+taken in a ship to Messina.
+
+The voyage occupied three days; they reposed in Messina for two hours and
+then, chained together and barefooted, proceeded to Taormina, where
+Tertullo happened to be hunting for Christians, and to him Captain
+Silvano delivered the letter from Valeriano. Tertullo's instructions
+were to make the most of his attractive appearance and his agreeable
+manners and by means of cajolery to persuade the three holy brethren to
+sacrifice to the gods of Rome; in case of failure he was to cause them to
+suffer many and various tortures and then to deprive them of their lives.
+
+Tertullo concocted a scheme worthy of the devil. No sooner were the
+youths brought into his presence than he assumed the appearance of an
+affectionate father, embraced them and inquired sympathetically about
+their parents and their home. On their telling him they were Christians
+he endeavoured, with apparent kindness, to turn them from a faith which
+had brought them nothing but suffering. He promised that if they would
+sacrifice to the gods of Rome they should enjoy the pleasures of a court
+life. But there was none of the _Paris vaut bien une Messe_ about the
+sons of the saintly Benedetta. They spurned his promises and continued
+to declare themselves firm believers in the true Cross. Tertullo,
+defeated and angry, thereupon showed himself in his true colours; he
+dropped the affectionate parent and ordered the brothers to be tortured.
+He then sent them with Captain Mercurio and a squadron of forty soldiers
+to Lentini to await his return to that city.
+
+At Mascali they were fatigued, especially Filiberto, who almost
+succumbed. They prayed to the Omnipotent and, before they had risen from
+their knees, the azure heavens became obscured, the wind blew, the
+thunder roared, the lightning flashed and there was a great rain. The
+forty soldiers fell upon their faces, frightened nearly to death, and in
+the tempest onward came a venerable man, believed by all who saw him to
+be S. Andrea. This personage restored the youths; whereupon the rain
+ceased, the clouds dispersed, the heavens smiled again and the forty
+soldiers rose from the ground declaring that the God worshipped by their
+prisoners must be more powerful than they had supposed.
+
+In those days the usual road from Taormina to Lentini passed along by the
+seashore, but Captain Mercurio took the three brothers by an inland route
+passing through Trecastagni, perhaps because the road by the shore was
+encumbered with lava from an eruption of Etna which occurred in the year
+251 or 252. When I came to this I thought of Diodorus Siculus and the
+second Punic war, but I repressed the suspicion that the compiler of the
+story was consciously borrowing a bit of local colour in order to get S.
+Alfio to Trecastagni in a picturesque manner.
+
+It was the end of August or the beginning of September in the year 252
+when the three saints reached Trecastagni. Here they sat on a rock which
+diversified the uniformity of the landscape, partook of food and reposed.
+Exhilarated by a laughing sky of rarest beauty, the holy brethren
+unloosed their tongues and sang hymns of joy and praise to the Lord for
+that he had given them the strength and spirit to face their anticipated
+martyrdom. On the spot where they reposed now stands the parish church
+of Trecastagni.
+
+The three saints proceeded to Catania, where they passed an uncomfortable
+night singing hymns in an obscure prison, and at daybreak were taken on
+towards Lentini. The river Simeto was in flood owing to the recent
+abundant rain, which is perhaps a reference to the storm at Mascali; as
+soon as the saints put their feet in the stream it shrank and they passed
+over. Eight of the soldiers attempted to follow in their footsteps, but
+a sudden rush of water engulfed them together with their horses; this
+danger caused the remaining thirty-two soldiers to stay where they were,
+and they patiently waited four days till they were fetched by their
+comrades who, I suppose, had got over the river and employed the time in
+drying their uniforms and recovering from their wetting, but at first I
+feared they had been drowned.
+
+Eight hundred paces to the north of Lentini the glorious brothers met a
+young man of the Jewish religion who had eaten nothing for a month.
+Captain Mercurio, having seen and been much touched by the portents
+performed by his prisoners during the journey, begged them to restore the
+youth. Immediately, with no assistance from anyone, the saints broke the
+ropes that bound them, prayed to heaven, approached the sufferer, infused
+new life into his exhausted frame and restored him to perfect health.
+The youth and his parents confessed their faith in the Nazarene, Captain
+Mercurio also declared himself converted and twenty of the soldiers,
+dismounting from their horses, threw their arms on the ground and prayed
+to be bound with chains since they now abhorred the false pagan gods and
+intended for the future to worship only the God of the three brothers.
+
+They entered Lentini on Wednesday the 3rd of September, 252, their hands
+bound behind them, their heads uncovered and their feet bare, presenting
+to the emotional crowd an appearance of great nobility. They were put in
+prison with the twenty converted soldiers, tortured and starved; but a
+venerable man girdled with grace and celestial light miraculously brought
+food to them, embraced them and blessed them, their wounds were healed,
+their strength was restored, their courage was reinforced. Their
+tortures were increased after this, and so it went on till the 10th of
+May, 253, when S. Alfio was killed by having his tongue pulled out, S.
+Filiberto was burnt on a gridiron and S. Cirino was boiled in pitch and
+bitumen.
+
+Eight years later, in June, 261, Vitale in his retirement was cheered by
+a visit from Neofito and Aquila, who brought to him, as tokens of the
+martyrdom of his three sons, the mantle of Alfio, the girdle of Filiberto
+and the veil of Cirino, saturated with blood.
+
+The geographers write Trecastagne on the maps as though the village took
+its name from Three Chestnut Trees, but the learned say it should be
+Trecastagni--Tre Casti Agni, that is Three Chaste Lambs, after the three
+saints who rested on the site of the parish church. Their memory is
+perpetuated also at Mascali, Catania and Lentini. And they are adored at
+Aci-reale, Pedara and at other places on the eastern slopes, whence the
+faithful come to their shrine at Trecastagne on the 10th of May.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+THE NAKED RUNNERS
+
+
+One may see in the foregoing story of S. Alfio the foundation of some of
+the incidents painted on the carts, and perhaps the saints' travelling
+bareheaded and barefooted is the origin of the people running so to
+Trecastagne, but I can find nothing in the book to support the belief
+that S. Alfio was a medical man or that he ever cured anyone of hernia.
+Nevertheless that he was a medical man, especially successful in treating
+hernia, is believed by everyone in and round Catania. Fortified by my
+book I ventured to doubt it and asked my friends in what university he
+took his diploma. They replied that I was confusing cause and effect;
+for in the beginning it was not the universities that made the doctors,
+it was the doctors that made the universities.
+
+I then pointed out that he could not even cure himself from the wounds
+made by the tortures; SS. Peter and Paul had to come to the Roman prison,
+S. Andrea had to be called in at Mascali and the old man girdled with
+grace and celestial light at Lentini. But they disposed of this by
+reminding me that medical men are notoriously powerless to cure
+themselves.
+
+Then I objected that a saint who was born in 230 and who died in 253 was
+too young to have got together anything of a practice. They replied that
+the carts show him exercising his profession.
+
+"Where are these carts?" I exclaimed. "If they are in Catania, let them
+be called and give their evidence in the usual manner."
+
+So we looked at all the carts we met that were not going too fast. On
+one of them Garibaldi was landing at Marsala and overcoming the Bourbons
+at Calatafimi; on another Cristoforo Colombo was receiving a bag of gold
+from Ferdinand and Isabella, who wanted to put an end to all this wearing
+delay about the discovery of America; on another Don Jose was being made
+a fool of by Carmen in the wine-shop of Lillas Pastia; we saw the
+enthusiasm of the Crusaders on catching sight of Jerusalem; Otello was
+smothering Desdemona; we saw the Rape of the Sabines and somebody before
+the Soldan. But none of these pictures threw any light on S. Alfio.
+
+Peppino Di Gregorio said we must have patience. So we patiently turned
+down another street and saw King Ruggero dismissing the ambassadors:
+"Return at once to your Lord and tell him that we Sicilians are not--"
+something for which the artist had left so little room that it was
+illegible, but the noble attitude of King Ruggero conveyed the meaning:
+we saw Mazeppa bound to a white horse rushing through a rocky wood and
+frightening the lions and tigers; Etna was in eruption; banners were
+being blessed by the Pope; Musolino was tripping over that cursed wire
+and being taken by the carabinieri; Paolo and Francesca were abandoning
+the pursuit of literature in favour of an eternity of torment--anything
+rather than go on reading in that book. Still there was nothing about S.
+Alfio.
+
+They then proposed a visit to the workshop of a man who earns his living
+by painting carts. We found him at work on the birth of Rinaldo who came
+into the world with his right hand closed. The doctors and nurses were
+standing round, wondering; they all tried but they could do nothing.
+After eight days the baby, yielding to the incessant caresses of his
+adorata mamma, opened his fist and lo! it contained a scrap of paper with
+his name--Rinaldo--written upon it.
+
+We begged the artist to show us a cart with the Life of S. Alfio, or the
+designs for such a life. And he could not. He said such carts were rare
+and he had no designs; when asked to paint the story of S. Alfio he does
+it out of his head, putting in anything that his patrons particularly
+order. We asked how old he makes the saints and he replied that his
+instructions usually are to make them about sixteen. So that the carts,
+if we could find them, would not be evidence of anything but the
+well-known habit of artists to flatter their sitters. Still I should
+have liked to see pictures of the young doctor, the young surgeon and the
+young chemist curing patients of hernia and being martyred for the faith.
+
+On the 9th of May in the evening we all went to the Teatro Machiavelli
+and, coming out a little before midnight, walked up the Via Stesicoro
+Etnea to the Piazza Cavour. The pavements were lined with people who had
+come to see the sight and the roadway was left for those who were going
+to Trecastagne. There were innumerable painted carts, some of them
+nearly as fine as Ricuzzu's birthday present; the horses and mules were
+so splendidly harnessed and so proud of themselves that Peppino Di
+Gregorio called them "cavalli mafiosi"; they were driving fast out of the
+city with coloured lights and fireworks. Every now and then came a naked
+man running in the road and carrying a large wax candle. They speak of
+them as I Nudi, but they were not really naked; they wore white cotton
+drawers down to their knees, a broad red waist-band and a broad red scarf
+and some of them wore a flannel jersey. They were all bare-headed and
+bare-footed, or rather without boots, for they wore socks; this is enough
+to satisfy S. Alfio, who, being a doctor, does not insist on their taking
+needless risk. Nevertheless the socks must get torn to pieces before
+they are out of the town, and their feet must be bleeding long before
+they reach Trecastagne. Some of the so-called nudi, both men and women,
+were fully dressed except that they were without hats or boots. They all
+ran, occasionally they may rest by walking, but they may not dance and
+they may not stop and they may not greet their friends in the crowd
+except by shouting "Con vera fede, Viva S. Alfio!" Each of them carries
+his candle in his hand and it may cost five or ten francs, some cost as
+much as twenty francs. For days before the festa they go about Catania
+with trays collecting soldi from all they meet. But if one of them meets
+the doctor who attended him in the hospital, he is careful not to make
+the mistake of asking the doctor for a subscription. So they ran and
+shouted, and I said:
+
+"These are the carts that ought to have the story of S. Alfio. Couldn't
+we stop one and look at it?"
+
+They recommended me not to try, it would block the stream of traffic and
+the people would not like it. So we sat in the piazza till about two in
+the morning and watched them passing.
+
+That was not all we were to see. In the afternoon of the 10th of May
+everyone who was left in Catania went out towards Trecastagne to see the
+return of the people, who are said to be drunk after their religious
+devotions. In order to do this in comfort Peppino Di Gregorio had
+arranged that we should go to colazione with Giovanni Bianca, a friend of
+his who has a country house on the Slopes of Etna near the route, and
+afterwards we would go where we could see the return of the devout.
+First, he said, we must go to the station and fetch Joe, because he was
+to come too.
+
+I said: "With pleasure, but why go to the station? I thought Joe was
+employed in the municipio?"
+
+"We shall find him keeping order among the coachmen in the station-yard,"
+replied Peppino.
+
+And there he was in the uniform of a guardia municipale.
+
+"Why, Joe!" I exclaimed, "I thought you were writing at a desk all day in
+the Mansion House. I did not know you were a policeman."
+
+He replied that he was a guardia municipale, which is not exactly the
+same thing, and was going on to explain the difference between the
+carabinieri, the pubblica sicurezza, the guardia municipale, the guardia
+campestre and all the rest of it, when I interrupted him:
+
+"I shall never remember what you are telling me; I shall always think of
+you as a policeman."
+
+"All right," he replied, "I'll be Joe the Policeman, and Ninu is a
+policeman too."
+
+"I can quite believe it," I said. "When we went to the lava you both
+treated me just as our policemen in London treat the old ladies and
+gentlemen who are afraid of the traffic; you helped me along and never
+let me fall down, and looked after me as though I had been given
+specially into your charge. London policemen are just like that--very
+kind and helpful. I know one of them in private life and he is a capital
+fellow. I made his acquaintance over my bicycle."
+
+"How was that?" inquired Joe. "Did you get run over and did he pick you
+up? What did I tell you about living on the slopes of volcanoes?"
+
+"It was not exactly that," I replied; "it was because I wanted to avoid
+being run over that I gave my bicycle to a man to sell it for me when the
+motor-cars began to get on my nerves, and this policeman bought it. He
+did not give much for it, but if the value of his friendship is taken
+into the account I think I made rather a good bargain."
+
+"Tell me about him."
+
+"Oh, there's nothing to tell. He comes to see me sometimes, when he is
+free. We have tastes in common; for instance, we do not like knock-about
+brothers at a music-hall--they bore us. And then books; our tastes in
+literature, however, are less alike; but he is quite a reader. Once he
+had in his pocket The _Beauties of Nature_, by Sir John Lubbock--that was
+to improve his mind--and _Little Lord Fauntleroy_, which he was reading
+for pure enjoyment. I told him that I also had written a book and he
+wanted to read it, so I lent it to him."
+
+"I hope he appreciated it?" inquired Joe sympathetically.
+
+"He was extremely polite about it. Next time I saw him he said: 'Well,
+I've been reading your book'; (he spoke with great deliberation) 'I can
+get on with it. Yes. It doesn't drag upon me. I don't feel it's time
+wasted. But, you know, if I ever do anything of that sort, I think it
+will be more in the style of Charlie Dickens.'"
+
+"I should not call that very polite of him, was it?"
+
+"I am not so sure. We must distinguish. He was not thinking of the
+Dickens of _Pickwick_ with all his beaux moments, he was thinking of that
+other Dickens of the _Christmas Books_ with all his mauvais quarts
+d'heure."
+
+"But have you two authors named Dickens in England?"
+
+Then I saw that to my audience Dickens was as much a sealed book as
+Moliere and that my literary policeman must be reserved until I can write
+_Diversions in London_. So I turned the conversation by telling Joe that
+Dickens is not an uncommon name in England and is a form of Riccardo, as
+Jones is a form of Giovanni.
+
+While talking we were on our way to Joe's house, where he changed from
+his uniform to his private clothes, and then we took the tram to Cibali.
+Here we bought provisions and carried them with us to the country house,
+which was not yet properly open for the summer. We had picked up our
+host, Giovanni Bianca, on the way, and he took us round and showed us the
+garden, which was full of flowers and fruit trees and vines; he showed us
+also the lava of 1669 which destroyed part of Catania. He gave me a
+piece of primeval lava from the bottom of the well which his father had
+dug, about 150 feet down. I inquired how old that lava would be. He was
+not sure, but it would be older than the Romans, older than the Greeks,
+older than the Sikels or the Sikans.
+
+"Say ten thousand years old," said Giovanni, and he said it without being
+in the least embarrassed, but then he is not a canonico and has not Moses
+hanging as a dead weight on him. He went on to say that he did not
+really know. "The memory of man," he said, "works very imperfectly, and
+to understand these things one ought to study the science of geology."
+
+In the afternoon we went across country to a spot on the route, past
+which the people had already begun to come. I asked, what they had been
+doing at Trecastagne all night. They told me that the journey from
+Catania takes about three hours, more or less according to the ability of
+the runner, so that they begin to arrive somewhere about 3 a.m. and keep
+on arriving all the morning; and others come from other villages on the
+eastern slopes. Then they make a row till the church is opened and the
+nudi go in and light their candles before S. Alfio. Some of them go on
+their knees and lick the stone floor of the church all the way from the
+entrance to the altar, but this is being discouraged because it covers
+the floor with blood and is considered not to be hygienic. Perhaps it
+might also be well to prohibit the running with bare feet, for that must
+also make the floor in an unhygienic condition, to say nothing of the
+roads that lead to the village. Some take stones and beat their breasts,
+and they all shout continually "Con buona fede, Viva S. Alfio!" After
+Mass they dress and eat and drink. Some of them have carried their food
+on their backs, others have friends who have brought it in their carts,
+and the food includes eels, which come from the Lake of Lentini; thus
+they enjoy the luxury of eating fish on the Slopes of Etna and moreover
+fish from the place of S. Alfio's martyrdom. At midday the car bearing
+the three saints is brought out into the street, but this, it seems, does
+not interest the nudi; they have run naked to the shrine, they have
+lighted their candles, they have performed their vow and are now free to
+enjoy themselves. Of course, those who suffer from hernia do not attempt
+to run until after they believe themselves to be cured of that complaint;
+but rheumatic patients are often much better after running to
+Trecastagne, the exertion has upon them an effect like that of a Turkish
+bath, but it knocks them up in other ways.
+
+By the afternoon, when it is time to return, what with the running, the
+walking, the driving, the fasting, the shouting, the religious
+exaltation, the want of sleep, the eating and drinking, the fireworks and
+the jollity of the festa, many of them are drunk. Joe says the festa is
+a continuation of some Bacchic festival, and this is more than likely,
+just as it is more than likely that the Bacchic festival was a
+continuation of some earlier one. He wants S. Alfio to be a
+transformation of Bacchus, just as Bacchus was a transformation of
+Dionysus and Dionysus of some earlier divinity, and so on back to him who
+first discovered wine, ages and ages before the vates sacer who
+immortalised Noah.
+
+"And how much do the people believe?" I asked.
+
+"Ah!" replied Joe; "who knows? And what is faith?"
+
+"I'm sure I don't know," I said; "sometimes one thing and sometimes
+another. It is a difficult question."
+
+Then I remembered that he had asked me the same question, and I had made
+the same reply at Nicolosi six weeks before, and I also remembered
+something that had happened in between. "The other day," I continued, "I
+had to wait in the station at Messina, and I asked the porter who was
+helping me with my baggage whether he had seen the comet. He replied,
+'No, I have not seen the comet, and I shall not even look for it; I do
+not believe in the comet.'"
+
+"Oh, well, you know what he meant by that? He had heard that it was
+going to destroy the world, so he did not want to believe in it; he did
+not want it to exist; he was not going to encourage such a dangerous
+phenomenon by having anything to do with it. 'I'll leave you alone and I
+expect you to leave me alone.'"
+
+"Yes; I suppose he thought that if he removed his custom the comet would
+fail."
+
+"Precisely. But it is not quite that with S. Alfio; they want him to
+exist; they are afraid that if they don't believe in him, he will leave
+off performing miracles and will no longer cure them."
+
+"It seems to me," I said, "that they are dominated by the prepotenza of
+S. Alfio very much as the sulphur-miners are dominated by the prepotenza
+of their capo-mafioso."
+
+"With this distinction," he replied, "that the capo-mafioso has the
+power, and sometimes the will, to hurt them; it would require a struggle
+to destroy his prepotenza and there is the risk of failure. With S.
+Alfio, if they cared to be master in their own house, they have only got
+to leave off believing in him, there need be no struggle and there could
+be no risk."
+
+"You speak as though they could believe or leave off believing at will."
+
+"So they can, in the loose sense in which they use the word. They only
+go on believing because their vanity is involved--it flatters them to
+attribute the gift of miracles to a creature of their own imagination
+and, by being satisfied with very little and very poor evidence, they
+make things easy for S. Alfio. But they could not tell you this
+themselves, they are half asleep about it."
+
+I said: "Of course they are half asleep about it, and all S. Alfio's
+interests are bound up in their remaining so. They are not only asleep,
+they are dreaming, as the Red King dreamt of Alice. If they were to wake
+up S. Alfio would go out--bang!--just like a candle."
+
+Alice and the Red King were as unknown to Joe as Poins or Moliere or
+Dickens. I did my best to explain the allusion, but I doubt whether I
+succeeded, for when I had finished he only said that Tweedledum and
+Tweedledee had better not go about saying things like that, or their
+bishop would be warning them to be on their guard as he warned the
+Canonico Recupero. I must try whether he will understand better if I
+send him a copy of _Through the Looking-Glass_ for his next onomastico.
+He told me something which makes me suspect that the people must have a
+dim feeling of how things really are. It seems that sometimes, though
+rarely, it pleases them to pretend to believe that their padrone has
+displeased them. Then they half wake up and depose him; but nothing
+comes of it, they only choose a new one or, after a short time, reinstate
+the old one.
+
+We went to a house on the route and sat on a balcony in the sunset and
+the drunken people pelted down-hill, smothered in the golden glory of the
+dust they raised, banging their tambourines, blowing their whistles, and
+singing that now the festa was over they must go home and work to pay the
+debts it had run them into. It was no more use to think of stopping them
+to see the pictures now than when they were going out; so I pigeon-holed
+what the carts say about S. Alfio with my poor mother's problem about
+what influence people who never go to church have over their servants.
+The cavalli mafiosi and the carts were stuck about with coloured feathers
+and festooned with bunches of garlic, with flowers, with lumps of lard,
+with little flags and ribbons, with garlands of caruba beans and with
+vetch. The flags, the ribbons, the flowers and the feathers were, I
+suppose, for gaiety and festa--pour faire la frime--but garlic has some
+magically beneficent properties; not only does it avert the evil eye, it
+is also a symbol of robust health, so that instead of replying to "How do
+you do?" by saying "As right as rain," they reply, "As right as garlic."
+They believe that to put three crosses of garlic under the bed of a woman
+in child-birth will ensure a happy issue. There is something fortunate
+or healthy also about vetch and, no doubt, some special significance
+about lard and the beans of the carob. These beliefs are based lower
+than Giovanni Bianca's primeval lava, and I know no more about their
+origin than he does, but I suppose they are older than the Romans, older
+than the Greeks, older than the Sikels and the Sikans--probably much more
+than ten thousand or fourteen thousand years old. They spring from a
+soil which has become fertile by catching the dust of ages, tossed to and
+fro and carried about by every wind of doctrine, wherein generations of
+beliefs have grown up, flourished and decayed. There is no more
+fertilising manure for a struggling young faith than the rotting remains
+of a dead superstition. And the roots pierce down beneath the soil and
+shoot into the crevices of an intolerance more unyielding than buried
+lava. To understand these things, one ought to become a pupil of
+Professore Pitre, and make a study of the science of demopsicologia, and
+even then one would only get glimpses of the more recent deposits of
+civilisation that lie crushed one under the other like the parallel
+surfaces of rich earth in the pit sunk near Jaci.
+
+Whatever the significance of the things they carried or the origin of
+their belief in them, the people in the carts kept flinging them to the
+boys in the road, who caught them and picked them up and carried them off
+to make their festa with them later on. They were all very lively, but
+no one seemed to me very drunk, not more drunk than the nudi were naked;
+there were drunken people among them, but not enough to make me feel sure
+that S. Alfio ought to be identified with Bacchus. One can see more
+drunkenness on Hampstead Heath on a Bank Holiday, but one does not
+hastily identify Saint Lubbock with Dionysus.
+
+
+
+
+CATANIA
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+HOLY WEEK
+
+
+PALM SUNDAY
+
+
+Being in Catania for Holy Week I went to the cathedral on Palm Sunday.
+The archbishop in his yellow mitre, red inside because he is also a
+cardinal, accompanied by nine canons in white mitres and many priests and
+others, passed out of the church by a side exit and proceeded to the
+western entrance, which was closed against him. I heard him knock and
+listened to the chanted dialogue which he carried on with those inside.
+I saw the great doors thrown open and watched the procession enter and
+pass up the nave among crowds of people who waved palm-branches.
+
+After this I called at the Teatro Sicilia, the marionette theatre of
+Gregorio Grasso, and discovered that he was devoting all the week to the
+Story of the Passion and would begin that evening with the event which I
+had seen commemorated by the procession in the cathedral. Here was an
+opportunity to see something which I had often wished to see and about
+which I had talked with Achille Greco and his sons in their theatre at
+Palermo, where they also do the Passion in Holy Week, using a play in
+verse written by Filippo Orioles of which they have a MS. copy; but they
+have not performed it recently because it takes too much preparation.
+Orioles wrote his play for living actors, and it is laid out to get all
+the events into one performance instead of being a series of seven
+performances extending over a whole week as in Catania.
+
+Gregorio Grasso took me behind, where one of his assistants, Carmelo,
+showed me the preparations and told me about the performance. The first
+scene was to be the meeting of the Sanhedrin and the beginning of the
+conspiracy of Annas and Caiaphas to destroy the Nazarene; this makes a
+firm foundation on which the rest of the drama is built. The second
+scene would be the departure of Christ with Mary; after that would come
+the Entry with Palms into Jerusalem, and the evening was to conclude with
+a cinematograph show.
+
+As a rule in this theatre the back scene is only about a third of the way
+down the stage, the figures appear in front of it and are manipulated by
+men who stand on a platform behind, leaning over a strong bar which runs
+along the top of the scene, their heads, shoulders and arms being
+concealed by a piece of scenery which falls just low enough. The entry
+into Jerusalem had been prepared behind this back scene; it was a set
+group representing Christ on the ass, surrounded by apostles carrying
+palms, and was to be disclosed by the removal of the back scene, the bar
+and the platform in front of which the meeting of the Sanhedrin would be
+shown.
+
+But I was not to witness the performance because Turiddu Balistrieri
+wanted me to go to the Teatro Giacinta Pezzana and see a special
+performance of _La Signora dalle Camelie_ in which he and some of his
+family, who are all artists, were to take part. I could not go to both
+and chose Dumas because, in the first place, being Turiddu's compare it
+was my duty to support the family. In the second place I had seen the
+Entry with Palms at the duomo in the morning and had all the rest of the
+week free to see the marionettes do the rest of the story. So I went to
+the Teatro Pezzana in the evening. It is a small place, small enough to
+have been formerly used for marionettes, and was now being used by a
+Society of Lovers of the Drama. Turiddu was presiding over the
+box-office and had considered my requirements. He sent me in with his
+young brother Gennaro, who found me a place, and I saw a play which
+cannot be considered seriously except as an opportunity for the actress
+who undertakes the part of Margherita Gautier. On this occasion it was
+undertaken by Desdemona Balistrieri, Turiddu's sister, a girl of fifteen
+years and ten months, two years older than himself; I had never expected
+to see so young a Margherita Gautier. She gave a remarkable performance
+with nothing childish about it and nothing--but it would be unbecoming in
+me to praise the sister of my compare. Her grandmother, the old lady
+referred to in Chapter XVII (_ante_) who slept in the piazza after the
+earthquake, was Prudenza, and her mother, Signora Balistrieri, was
+Olimpia and appeared between the old generation and the young, joining
+and yet separating them. Turiddu's part was small; he was merely a page
+bringing a letter or a message.
+
+
+MONDAY
+
+
+In the afternoon I went to the Teatro Sicilia and found everything
+prepared for the evening. Christ and the apostles were sitting at the
+supper-table as in Leonardo's fresco in Milan; not that they were
+imitating Leonardo, the early mosaics and the miracle plays, influencing
+and counter-influencing one another, must have determined the composition
+of the representations of the Last Supper before Leonardo's time; he was
+not inventing, he was giving the people something they were accustomed to
+see and the marionettes were similarly following their own traditions. I
+do not think the apostles were all in their usual places, S. John was
+next to Christ, but Judas was at one end of the table--a terrible fellow
+with shaggy black hair falling over his face--and he had not spilt the
+salt. There was no salt for him to spill. Signor Greco told me that
+when they perform the Orioles play at Palermo, they use a horse-shoe
+table, Judas sits near one end and not only spills the salt, but behaves
+like a naughty child, putting his elbows on the table and throwing the
+plates on the floor so that they break. On the supper-table at Catania
+there was a wooden model of a roasted lamb, with jointed neck and legs,
+lying on a dish. There were plates with lettuces cut up, bread and wine,
+oil and vinegar and oranges, all real. Each apostle had a glass and
+there was a metal chalice for Christ. I forget all the things that are
+on the table in the chapel of the Last Supper at Varallo-Sesia, but I
+remember they have ripe figs, which is a mistake, because figs do not
+become ripe till later in the year. Oranges are at their best in Sicily
+in the spring and lettuces are in season. The audience understand this
+and know that lettuces are appropriate for supper because they contain
+some narcotic, so that a raw lettuce is often eaten after dinner. The
+supper had been prepared in front of the back scene, and behind it, ready
+to be disclosed at the proper moment, was the garden wherein the capture
+of Christ was to take place.
+
+Soon after seven o'clock in the evening I was sitting in my room at the
+albergo and saw a great light which I supposed might have something to do
+with the electric tram. After this I heard a roaring noise which I
+supposed might be occasioned by an explosive motor bicycle in the street.
+Then the glass in the window rattled for a considerable time, which I
+supposed might be due to a slight shock of earthquake. At about
+half-past eight I went to the Teatro Sicilia. Gregorio and his
+assistants were all outside, and received me with congratulations on my
+courage; I was the only one of their patrons bold enough to think of
+witnessing the performance, all the others had been too much frightened
+by the earthquake--if it had been an earthquake; and in about ten minutes
+we shut up the theatre and came away. I went to the Teatro Machiavelli
+to see what effect had been produced there. There was some anxiety about
+the phenomenon, but more, it seemed, as to whether enough people would
+come to make it worth while to have a performance. We were waiting for
+instructions when someone brought in a bolletino hastily prepared in a
+newspaper office with an account of the avvenimento celeste. We sat
+round and listened while one of the actors read about the convulsion of
+nature, the trembling of the palaces, the flashes of flame at a great
+height in the sky, the terror of the inhabitants of Catania. Was the
+phenomenon of telluric origin--Etna or an earthquake? Was it of
+atmospheric origin--a thunderbolt or a waterspout? Or could it be a
+miracle in the dictionary sense of something contrary to the course of
+nature? No one knew. Gradually a sufficient number of the public
+overcame their fright and took places in the theatre; and thus I saw a
+play by Peppino Fazio called _I Delitti del Caporale_ of which I have
+forgotten a great deal, but it contained one incident which I have not
+forgotten.
+
+There was a scene in the cottage of a brigand who lived with his sister,
+he was out and she was alone. A corporal of infantry entered and made
+infamous proposals which she rejected; a struggle followed and was ended
+by the man shooting the girl through the heart. Overcome by remorse and
+filled with respect for the dead, he reverently raised the corpse, laid
+it along the floor by the wall at the back of the cottage and covered it
+with a sheet. He placed an oil lamp on the floor so that the head, the
+breast, the hips, the knees and the toes caught the light, while shadows
+fell in the depressions between. He knelt in prayer and then crept from
+the solemn scene on which the curtain slowly descended.
+
+We were then transported to a country road outside the caserma of the
+carabinieri; they were carousing and plotting how to take the brigand. A
+countryman came and gave information on which they settled a plan of
+action and the scene ended, but it had occupied a good deal of time and
+had distracted the mind.
+
+The curtain rose again on the brigand's cottage. Nothing had been moved.
+Three carabinieri entered furtively, they noticed what was on the floor,
+lying by the wall, but did not disturb it, they had other business in
+hand and concealed themselves behind doors and furniture. There was a
+pause and the house was very still. The brigand came home, noisily threw
+down his gun, clanked about the cottage in his great boots, took his
+knife and his pistols from his belt and banged them down on the table.
+As he turned he caught sight of the sheet covering something the form of
+which was emphasised by the oil lamp burning at its head. He did not
+speak, but surprise and alarm seized him and appeared in his face and in
+his attitude. He approached it, raised the sheet and with a yell of
+terror and grief fell on his knees by the corpse as he recognised his
+sister. The three carabinieri came from their hiding and took him.
+
+It was a typical drama for the Machiavelli. Notwithstanding the want of
+variety in their plots--and the title of one of their plays signifies as
+little as the title of a London pantomime--I have seldom passed an
+evening there without seeing some incident as striking as this return to
+the house of death. They know how to do these things with a simplicity
+and an apparent unconsciousness of the effect they are producing which
+bring with them a strange astonishment.
+
+This was not the corporal's only crime, but to clear up this one it may
+be added that the hand of the corpse clutched a button which, in the
+struggle, the girl had torn off the man's coat; this led to his
+identification, and in prison he met the brigand, who shot him and thus
+avenged the murder. I have seen happy endings that were more artificial.
+
+
+TUESDAY
+
+
+Compare Turiddu came early to inquire whether I was much alarmed by the
+disturbance and to tell me what had happened. A bolide had fallen into
+the Catanian sea--he took me to the port and showed me precisely where.
+
+"It was near that ship," he said.
+
+The people had rushed to the cathedral to pray S. Agata to avert further
+harm. They also went to the Piazza S. Nicola hoping it might be large
+enough to hold them all in case there was an earthquake, for they were
+all thinking of Messina. The sailors, believing that what they saw fall
+into the sea was the moon, drew their boats up into safety. The sea did
+rise, but only eight centimetres, not so much as it would have risen if
+the moon had really fallen into it. When the newspapers came out I read
+more particulars: that a barber in the Via Lincoln had been so much
+frightened that he cut the throat of the customer he was shaving,
+fortunately, however, no damage was done as the wound was only skin-deep;
+that a woman ran naked into the Via Garibaldi, not having time in her
+fright to put any clothes on; that a waiter handing a dish to a lady in
+the Birraria Svizzera dropped it on her silk dress, which was ruined; and
+that a priest in the Quattro Canti was seen moving his arms like an
+electric fan and was heard to exclaim "God save me!" He did not say "God
+save us" because he was an egoist.
+
+It should be added that the article was written by Peppino Fazio, who
+confessed to me that though these things may have happened he did not see
+them. He found them in his imagination. It should perhaps be added
+further that he knows his public and is not afraid of being taken
+seriously.
+
+I also saw an account of an interview with Professor Ricco of the
+Observatory, who stated that an aerolite had fallen out of the profundity
+of space and that it had not been ascertained where it had struck our
+planet.
+
+As no one had gone to the Teatro Sicilia on Monday the marionettes were
+thrown a day late and the programme arranged for the Monday was remanded
+to the Tuesday, like a festa. I half feared I might be prevented again
+from seeing it because some friends from England arrived in Catania for
+the night and I did not know whether they would care to go. They were,
+however, much interested when I made the proposal. We were rather late,
+and missed the Last Supper, arriving just before the curtain rose on the
+garden. It was a beautiful scene. Christ was kneeling at a rock in the
+background, the disciples were sleeping in the foreground and the wings
+were hidden by branches of real trees. An angel descended with a cup
+from which the principal figure drank. When the angel had departed there
+was a pause--the lights changed and through the silence we heard the
+tramp, tramp of approaching people; soldiers came on preceded by Judas,
+who betrayed his Master with a kiss, Peter cut off Malchus's right ear,
+the Nazarene was taken and the curtain fell.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY
+
+
+Turiddu came in the morning and we conducted my friends round the town.
+We went to the shop where the old Swiss watchmaker sells the amber of
+which Brancaccia's necklace is made; we went to the market, where we ate
+a prickly pear, just to see what it was like, and the man politely
+refused payment because we were foreigners; in the market also we bought
+bergamot snuff-boxes; we then showed them the port, where they bought
+crockery, and the Villa Bellini, where they took photographs; after which
+we went back to the albergo, where we had luncheon. Then we accompanied
+them to the station and saw them off for Taormina. Turiddu was as
+pleased as anyone, he liked making the acquaintance of his compare's
+English friends and they thought him a delightful boy. Strictly speaking
+they were not English; the two ladies were Inglesi Americane, which
+Turiddu said he understood because his mother had acted in the Argentina
+and, though South America is not North America, it appeared pedantic to
+insist on the distinction. The two gentlemen, again, were really Inglesi
+Irlandesi, and here also we were in trouble because he mistook Irlandesi
+for Olandesi and thought they were what we should call Boers.
+
+After they had gone I went to the Teatro Sicilia to learn what I had
+missed by not seeing the Cena. Carmelo told me that when Christ has
+spoken the words "This is my body" he breaks the bread and gives each of
+the apostles a piece. Judas does not eat his piece, he steals it and
+leaves the room. In his absence Christ blesses the wine and gives the
+others to drink, he washes their feet and they go out to the Mount of
+Olives. This is followed by a scene of Judas coming to Annas and
+Caiaphas, showing his piece of bread and telling them that he had heard
+Christ speak blasphemy. Carmelo explained that the priests were
+Hebrews--there were Hebrews, he said, in those days, living in that
+country--and Hebrews believe that bread is the Body of God; therefore for
+a man--and they thought Christ was merely a man--to declare that the
+bread was his body amounted to blasphemy. This was evidence against the
+Nazarene; it carried the story on a step and the plotting priests
+prepared everything for the betrayal and capture of Christ--the final
+scene which we saw.
+
+I did not know, or had forgotten, that Hebrews were so particular about
+bread, but Carmelo assured me that they never throw bread away, and if
+they find a piece on the floor they pick it up and put it in a hole in
+the wall and keep it. It may be eaten, but may never be otherwise
+destroyed. I thought of Ruskin telling his readers in _The Elements of
+Drawing_ that stale crumb of bread is better than india-rubber to rub out
+their mistakes, but "it crumbles about the room and makes a mess; and
+besides, you waste the good bread, which is wrong; and your drawing will
+not for a long while be worth the crumbs. So use india-rubber very
+lightly."
+
+"Are you a Christian?" asked Carmelo suddenly.
+
+I was not embarrassed. A few days before, when one of the priests at
+Tindaro asked me the same question, I replied that I had been baptised
+into the Christian faith soon after birth. The priest said that between
+the two Churches of Rome and England there were unfortunate differences
+as to the mysteries but I need not concern myself with them. "Nature
+does not believe in the mysteries," said my priest, who was a most
+friendly person, and as I had been baptised, if I lived a good life, and
+he was politely certain I did, then I was a Christian. So I considered
+myself justified in answering Carmelo's question in the affirmative.
+
+In the evening I returned to the Teatro Sicilia; Carmelo put me into a
+good place and this time I saw the whole performance. The Nazarene was
+taken before Annas, Caiaphas, Pilate and Herod. The priests taxed him
+with being a magician. Herod proposed that he should perform a miracle
+if he could, but Christ was silent and did nothing. Herod therefore
+concluded that the priests were wrong and that Christ must be mad. He
+directed that he should be clothed in white and taken back to Pilate, and
+this was done.
+
+We were then in the house of the Madonna, and S. John came and told her
+and the other Maries all that had happened to her son. Each of the holy
+women carried a handkerchief and the lamentation became monotonous.
+
+Judas had received the thirty pieces of silver and began his remorse by
+taking them, in a red purse, back to the priests, who scoffed at him and
+turned him out. His rage and despair were extreme and gave the audience
+an opportunity to relieve their feelings by laughing.
+
+Before the last scene Gregorio in his ordinary clothes came on and told
+the audience the programme for the next day. He also apologised for
+presenting the Passion with marionettes, he usually performs it with
+living actors, he himself being the Nazarene. This year, however, he did
+not feel strong enough to undertake the part or to get all the other
+actors together; and he appealed to our consideration and begged us to
+accept marionettes.
+
+In the days when Giovanni Grasso acted in his own Machiavelli theatre,
+before he went on tour and acquired his world-wide reputation, they used
+to do the Passion there also, and he was Judas. Sometimes he doubled his
+part and did Annas as well, or Pilate or the good centurion, making any
+necessary alterations in those places where his two characters ought to
+have appeared together. It would be a great thing to see Giovanni as
+Judas, but I suppose he will never do it again.
+
+I noticed that all the figures had been newly dressed and painted for the
+occasion and the pupils of their eyes were freshly varnished to catch the
+light. About the soldiers there was still some reminiscence of paladins,
+but the principal characters had been prepared with due regard to the
+works of the great masters--though here again I suppose they were really
+following the traditions of the theatre as preserved by the pictures.
+The figures gained by hiding their legs, but Joseph of Arimathaea and
+Nicodemus had not this advantage. They were princes and were like
+Shakespearean young men of the brilliant water-fly type, such as Osric.
+Misandro was also a prince. He was a swaggerer and behaved as badly as
+any paladin, but he was not a buffo. When they do the Nativita at
+Christmas a buffo is permitted, he accompanies the Shepherds as their
+servant, and I should like to see him. Misandro was all in golden
+armour, as fine a figure as one could expect a Prince of Judaea to be.
+He had a contrast in Claudio Cornelio the good centurion. Claudio was
+left alone with Christ and confessed his faith, while a bright light from
+the cinematograph box illuminated the stage as though to signify that if
+we believe, all will become clear. The most successful of the figures
+was Pilate. He was in black with a red sash and his robes fell in folds
+of great dignity.
+
+The words were all declaimed either from memory or extempore, and there
+were several speakers. The one who had most to do did it with a great
+deal of energy, especially as Judas and Misandro. Gregorio spoke for
+Christ and a woman spoke for the women and the angels.
+
+The Christ was of course a failure, in art all Christs are failures, even
+the Christ in the chapels at Varallo-Sesia, even the Christ in the
+pictures by the masters. The Child Christ may be a success, at least we
+can sometimes fancy that that baby might become the Saviour of the World,
+he reminds us of those babies we have all seen in real life with a look
+in their eyes as though they had solved the riddle of the universe. But
+the Man Christ does not convince; we only tolerate him because we have
+been brought up to acquiesce in the convention. The Christs of pictures
+and statues are not, however, such failures as the Christ at
+Ober-Ammergau; by keeping still and not trying to appear so real they
+leave more to the imagination. If all these fail how can a marionette be
+expected to succeed? Hiding its legs when it moves is not enough.
+Gregorio knew he was attempting the impossible and did his best to save
+the figure from being worse than it might have been, but the result was
+rather as though it were all the time apologising for having undertaken
+the part. He made it move very little and very slowly, so slowly that
+the action of the drama was interrupted. He allowed it no gestures,
+except an occasional raising of the hand. He spoke for it only the few
+words given to Christ in the gospels. When it caused a miracle, there
+came a great light, as when the good centurion confessed his faith, and
+there was music. When it entered, the drum beat a Saracen rhythm and
+there was music again. By these means the figure was detached from the
+others and appeared as though belonging to another world. When the
+marionettes do the Orioles play at Palermo, Christ speaks much more than
+the words from the gospels and is treated more like one of the other
+characters, at least nothing is done to suggest that they are giving the
+Passion with the part of Christ as nearly omitted as possible.
+
+The music at Catania was faint and scrappy. Gounod's _Meditation on
+Bach's First Prelude_ occurred frequently, but it seldom got beyond the
+first ten or twelve bars, sometimes not beyond the second or third. And
+there were similar short references to some of the more sentimental
+melodies of Bellini and Verdi. It was not intended to distract the
+attention; it was rather to provide an unobtrusive background for the ear
+against which the voice spoke, as the scenery was a background for the
+eye against which the figures moved.
+
+
+THURSDAY
+
+
+This was the day for visiting the sepulchres in the churches. Turiddu
+took me to the cathedral, and we saw a procession moving slowly down the
+nave. It turned up one of the aisles and entered a sepulchre which had
+been prepared, passing between a double file of dismal creatures entirely
+shrouded in white except for two eye-holes, like those ghouls that issued
+stealthily from charnel-houses in German fairy tales, and used to pursue
+me in dreams when I was a boy. One by one the lights on the altar were
+extinguished, Phrygian cadences dropped inconclusively from the choir
+above, the archbishop came out of the sepulchre and the hooded ghosts
+crept with him. A Dominican occupied the pulpit and began a sermon, but
+as we could not get near enough to hear what he said, we came away.
+Turiddu afterwards took me to visit a few more sepulchres, and it was a
+gloomy business.
+
+In the evening, at the Teatro Sicilia, the curtain rose on Christ bound
+to the column, and there were two Turks armed with scourges. They did
+not actually scourge him, it was enough that they told Misandro they had
+executed their orders. Peter denied his master and the cock crew thrice.
+While Judas was continuing his remorse, Peter appeared to him, and,
+confessing his sin of denying Christ, proposed to expiate it by throwing
+himself into a well; he tempted Judas to follow his example and preceded
+him to show the way. But we saw that it was not really Peter, it was a
+devil. Judas was about to follow the devil when an angel appeared and
+stopped him. He was to die a different death, and not yet.
+
+A tearful scene between mother and son came next; I did not care for it,
+but the dream of Claudia, the wife of Pilate, was, as Carmelo said, "una
+visione tremenda." In a dress of scarlet satin trimmed with gold and
+lace, she sat in an arm-chair in a garden and went to sleep. Christ
+appeared to her. She spoke to him, but he did not reply, and as she woke
+he vanished. She slept again, and Annas appeared to her in red fire,
+threatening her if she yielded to the emotions which the vision of the
+Man of Sorrows had raised in her heart. She woke in dismay as he
+vanished. She slept again, and saw Pilate in hell surrounded by devils.
+She woke in fright. She slept again, and a devil appeared and talked to
+her, justifying Pilate. S. Michele came and killed the devil.
+
+
+GOOD FRIDAY
+
+
+The Machiavelli was closed. At the Sicilia the performance began with
+the trial of Christ. Pilate sat in the middle with Joseph of Arimathaea
+and Nicodemus on his right, Caiaphas, Annas, and Misandro on his left.
+Beyond Nicodemus was the Nazarene in a red cloak holding a reed and
+crowned with thorns; and beyond Misandro was Barabbas. Pilate made the
+opening speech. Caiaphas then spoke for the prosecution; the question in
+debate was whether Christ was the Son of God, and he accused Christ of
+being a deceiver. Nicodemus followed for the defence. Then Annas for
+the prosecution. He said: "The voice of God is the voice of the people."
+He was followed by Joseph, who maintained that the wonders performed by
+Christ were not done by magic, they were miracles; that is he was not a
+magician, he was the Son of God. Misandro spoke last.
+
+Here a messenger arrived from Claudia telling her dream and begging
+Pilate to go to her. The Court rose and Pilate went home to comfort his
+wife, while the others talked among themselves just as barristers do in
+the Royal Courts of Justice in the Strand when the sitting is suspended.
+
+Pilate returned and took his seat. He proposed to liberate Christ and to
+sacrifice Barabbas. He presented Christ to the people, saying:
+
+"Ecce Homo."
+
+And the crowd shouted: "Not this man, but Barabbas."
+
+Pilate ironically congratulated them:
+
+"You are right, O ignorant People!" and, telling Barabbas to go and
+thieve again, he liberated him.
+
+Then the false witnesses came. One was a soldier, the other a Turk.
+They took the oath to speak the truth and nothing but the truth. They
+were both of them stupid and comic, confused and contradictory, and made
+the audience laugh, and when one of them admitted that he had been
+bribed, Annas in his rage gobbled like a turkey.
+
+Pilate closed the debate and washed his hands in a basin held by a
+servant. Then he wrote the sentence and made Misandro read it. The
+trial lasted a whole hour, the intention being, I suppose, to reproduce
+that tediousness which is so characteristic of real trials.
+
+In the next scene Judas continued his remorse and Peter--it was really
+Peter this time--came and counselled him to ask pardon of Jesus, but he
+would not listen.
+
+Then came the journey to Calvary and the meeting with the Daughters of
+Jerusalem and S. Veronica, Misandro ill-treating the women and Claudio
+Cornelio protecting them.
+
+The last scene was the Crucifixion. The thieves were in place. At the
+back was the Cross lying on the ground. The figure of Christ was nailed
+to it by a Turk with a hammer; the Cross was raised; Misandro approved;
+the Turk gave the sponge; Misandro reviled Christ, saying: "Thou that
+destroyest the temple of God and buildest it in three days, save
+thyself"; Christ and the thieves held their dialogue; the Madonna and S.
+John stood at the foot of the Cross while Christ spoke the sentences and
+inclined his head. Then there was the earthquake, and we saw the souls
+in purgatory surrounding the Cross and heard them welcoming their Lord.
+
+
+SATURDAY
+
+
+Compare Turiddu came early and we went to the duomo to see the Gloria.
+The church was full and he told me to be careful about my watch and my
+money because--"picketi pocketi"; and then he asked me whether I
+understood those two words which his mother had brought back from one of
+her tours.
+
+His Eminence, the Cardinal Archbishop, was conducting a service in a side
+chapel--blessing the baptismal water, or the font, or both, or perhaps
+doing something else, for Turiddu is not such an authority on
+ecclesiastical matters as Carmelo is on matters theatrical. He knows
+more than I do, however; it was he who made me go to see the Gloria on
+the Saturday, without him I should have missed it by waiting till the
+Sunday. The western doors were thrown open and we looked through into
+the sunshine and up to the arch that stands at the top of the Via
+Garibaldi. The archbishop finished his service and returned through the
+congregation to the space within the rails of the principal altar.
+Behind him as he stood and concealing the altar and the east end of the
+church hung a curtain from the roof to the floor. There was chanting and
+movement among the priests; they continually kept going and coming,
+disappearing into the secret place behind the great curtain and
+reappearing; they were preparing the mystery. Presently the curtain
+shook and the congregation understood. The suppressed excitement grew
+and a murmuring began, caused, I suppose, by everyone telling everyone
+else, as Turiddu told me, that the curtain was about to fall. Another
+instant--and its fall revealed the Gloria.
+
+Above the altar was a tomb and above the tomb was the figure of the risen
+Christ triumphing over death; in his left hand he held a banner and, with
+his right, he blessed the people. There were lights, and sudden music
+from the organ and from the choir; the deafening bells clanged and,
+through the great open doors, we heard the sound of revolvers being shot
+off into the air and of fireworks being exploded.
+
+Turiddu could not see over the heads of the people; I lifted him up, he
+looked at the Gloria and turning himself round in my arms kissed me as he
+said:
+
+"Buona Pasqua, Compare."
+
+Everyone was saying "Buona Pasqua" to everyone else, everyone standing
+near a friend or a relation was exchanging kisses with him or her as a
+sign of goodwill; many were weeping for joy, and those who had been
+quarrelling became reconciled, forgiving one another their offences and
+entering upon a new life, vowing that, with the help of their Heavenly
+Father, who had revealed to them the Mystery of the Resurrection, they
+would from this day avoid all further disputes even though, in order to
+perform the vow, it should be necessary to avoid one another's company.
+This is not imaginative writing, like Peppino Fazio's account of the
+effect of the bolide, it is what I saw--the effect of the Gloria.
+
+And the spirit of the Gloria floated down the nave and through the open
+doors and out into the piazza, where the elephant of lava stands over the
+fountain. It passed up the Via Garibaldi, down the Corso, along the
+Stesicoro Etnea, it spread itself through the city and became identified
+with the morning sunshine.
+
+"Come along," said Turiddu, "let's go and buy a paschal lamb for mother."
+
+We followed the Gloria into the piazza among the fireworks and the
+revolvers.
+
+I said: "What about the plates, Turiddu? Don't the people throw the
+crockery out of window in their joy? We must be careful."
+
+He replied that they only do that in the poorer parts of the town, and
+they always look first to make sure that no one is passing. But we had
+better be careful, all the same, because the revolvers are loaded and the
+squibs are dangerous.
+
+He took me past the municipio, where the band was playing, and we came to
+a sweet-shop, where paschal lambs made of almond paste and sugar were
+flocking together on all the tables and shelves. They were not like the
+one at the Last Supper, they were in their fleeces and were standing or
+lying among candied fruits and tufts of dried grass that had been
+artificially dyed unlikely colours. Turiddu chose one, and I sent him
+off home with it as an Easter offering of goodwill to his mother.
+
+Peppino Fazio was standing at a kiosk near the Quattro Canti with two
+young cousins, buying button-holes of violas; he gave me the one he had
+intended for himself.
+
+"Wear this," he said, "it is the primavera. Proserpine has risen from
+the underworld, she has returned to Enna and is scattering flowers again.
+Stay; let us exchange; I will take another bunch and you shall pay the
+man for it one soldo. Buona Pasqua."
+
+So we exchanged bunches. "Wear this," I said, echoing his words, "it is
+the primavera; the time for visiting sepulchres is over. Proserpine has
+sent these flowers down from Castrogiovanni by the morning train. Buona
+Pasqua."
+
+In the next piazza, in the shadow of the statue of Bellini, was one of
+the men from the Teatro Machiavelli; he had brought out his dog and
+talked of going a-birding, he hoped it was not too early for quail, he
+had already seen ripe strawberries in the market. Buona Pasqua.
+
+Then I came upon Joe, the Policeman, keeping order in the street.
+
+He said: "Buona Pasqua. You are very good-looking this morning." He
+meant I was looking very well, but he will be so English.
+
+I replied: "Buona Pasqua. But, my dear Joe, you ought not to be wearing
+flowers in uniform, ought you?"
+
+"It is the primavera," he said. He also told me that the revolvers and
+the squibs and the plates had not done much damage this year--perhaps ten
+or a dozen accidents, but none fatal, so far as was yet known.
+
+I went along the Via Stesicoro, not considering my steps because I was
+looking up the street, wondering how long the Gloria would take to melt
+the snow on Etna, and I stumbled across Carmelo.
+
+"Buona Pasqua, Carmelo, and have you been to church this morning?"
+
+No, he had been to the port with his friends to see the steamer in which
+they were to go to Naples; there they would change into another steamer
+and be taken to the States. They had begged, borrowed, stolen, or, it
+may be, possibly even earned enough soldi to begin their new life upon
+another soil and under other skies in a new world. Buona Pasqua.
+
+I returned to the albergo and found that Turiddu had been and had left
+for me a characteristic Sicilian cake--a ring of bread on one side of
+which, half embedded in the pasta, were four new-laid eggs. This was
+accompanied by a note from his mother begging me to accept it as her
+Easter offering of goodwill. She was telling me more than that the hens
+had begun to lay again. She was reminding me of how I had seen her at
+the Teatro Pessana as the link between her mother and her children,
+joining them and separating them like a passage of modulation. I
+understood her to mean that for the future I was to see an egg as a
+transitional something between the hen that laid it and the chicken that
+will burst from its shell, as a secret place of repose where the one is
+transmuted into the other, as a sacred temple wherein is prepared a
+mystery of resurrection. Mothers know some things that cannot be told
+except in symbolism, and not very clearly then, symbols being as
+perplexing as unresolved diminished sevenths which may be understood in
+many different senses. I read the riddle of the eggs in the sense
+suggested by the context of the Gloria, and I think I read it aright, for
+in Catania on that Easter morning we were all of one mind, we were all
+breathing the Gloria, we were all filled with the spirit of the new life,
+the spirit that animated also our far-away English monk as he sat in his
+Berkshire cell making music for
+
+ Summer is icumen in,
+ Lhude sing cuccu.
+
+In the evening I went to the Machiavelli. The theatre had been taken by
+a young amateur who carries on a business of forwarding oranges and other
+fruit. He gave a performance of one of Giovanni Grasso's plays,
+_Feudalismo_, part of which I was obliged to see because in the second
+act there is a song sung behind, and Turiddu had been asked to sing it;
+on such a day the claims of the family were stronger even than on Palm
+Sunday. His voice has not yet broken, but if it turns out to be as good
+for a man as it is now for a boy, he ought to do well with it. I must
+not continue--it would be more unbecoming in me to praise my compare for
+his singing than to praise his sister for her acting.
+
+After the song in _Feudalismo_ there was time also for the second
+representation at the Teatro Sicilia. The performance began with the
+wounding of Christ. Then Annas and Caiaphas discussed the question of
+whether, after all, they might not have made a mistake in treating Christ
+as a magician. They had been alarmed by the earthquake, the atmospheric
+disturbances and the rising of the dead from their graves. Could these
+phenomena signify that he was the Son of God? And something else
+troubled them; on consideration they did not like the wording of Pilate's
+sentence. They went to his palace, but Pilate was not disposed to listen
+to their objections.
+
+"What I have written I have written," said Pilate.
+
+They had brought the sentence with them and pointed out to him that he
+had condemned "il Re dei Giudei" the King of the Jews and, inasmuch as
+condemning a king is a serious step and might get him into trouble,
+suggested that for his own safety he should add the letter "o" to the
+word "Re." This would make it that he had condemned "Il Reo dei Giudei,"
+the Criminal of the Jews. Pilate was persuaded and agreed to add the
+letter. He went away and fetched his pen, which looked like a feather
+from the tail of a hawk, and Annas held the paper; but Pilate's pen
+refused to write, it was wafted from his hand by a power stronger than
+his, it hung in the air before their eyes and fluttered away to heaven.
+
+This miracle was accompanied by music; and, if I had been consulted, I
+should not have advised the _Marcia Reale Italiana_, because that
+composition, on account of its inherent frivolity, has always seemed to
+me unfit for the accompaniment of any manifestation of power. To despise
+Bellini because he is not Schubert would be to adopt the attitude of the
+buffo's critic who escaped from Paris in the teatrino at Palermo;
+nevertheless the countrymen of Schubert have known how to appear before
+the world clothed in the solemn splendour of Haydn's majestic Hymn to the
+Emperor, while the Italians come mountebanking along in an ill-fitting,
+machine-made suit of second-hand flourishes, as though that were the best
+they could lay their hands on. They have not done themselves justice.
+But this is not the place for a digression; before returning to Pilate
+and his visitors, however, let me say distinctly that the music was the
+Italian _Marcia Reale_ played, not as the other scraps were played, but
+with a loud and jaunty heartlessness as though the miraculous pen were
+jeering at the priests:
+
+"There! you didn't expect that; now, did you?"
+
+Joseph and Nicodemus also came to Pilate begging the body of Jesus. The
+priests objected, for they had not forgotten the prophecy about building
+the Temple of God in three days, and they feared trickery. Pilate
+compromised, granting the request but setting a guard.
+
+Next we saw the Descent from the Cross, effected by Joseph and Nicodemus;
+and while the body lay on a couch, a melancholy Miserere was sung behind.
+The Entombment followed, the Madonna in black lamenting and weeping.
+
+The last scene was in a wood, where Judas came to finish his remorse. He
+refused all comfort and all the benevolent suggestions of the angels who
+visited him. They told him that God is ever willing to pardon the sinner
+who sincerely repents and freely confesses his sin. It is with God
+always as it is with men at the season of the Gloria. But the wretched
+Judas could not think of repentance and confession; his cowardly soul was
+not torn by sorrow for past sin, it was paralysed by fear of future
+punishment; or we may have been intended to understand that the road to
+perdition lies through madness. He spoke three sentences, and the last
+word of each was echoed by a diabolical voice and then appeared written
+in letters of blood and fire:--Giuda:--Dio:--Stesso. These words made a
+sentence by themselves and signified: "_Judas_ is against _God_ and
+against _Himself_." Faith, Hope, and Charity appeared to him separately;
+he would have nothing to do with any of them and they all deserted him.
+A devil approached and Judas trembled, knowing his time had come. He
+went and fetched a rope, and with the devil's help accomplished his fatal
+destiny by hanging himself to one of the trees of the wood, and as his
+wicked soul came out of his mouth the devil greedily snatched it away and
+carried it down to be eternally tormented in hell. It was like an untidy
+black hen.
+
+
+EASTER DAY
+
+
+I had to go into the country for the night, and so was obliged to miss
+the Resurrection as presented by the marionettes. I did not, however,
+much mind, because I had seen the Gloria in the cathedral, where the
+Christ over the altar was modelled much better than any figure in the
+theatre. Besides, I called on Gregorio in the course of the day and had
+a talk with him and his son, Angiolino, who told me what is done on the
+last evening of the drama, and showed me the preparations. The first
+scene, representing the tomb, was nearly ready. After the curtain rises
+there is an earthquake, and Misandro comes to see whether the watching
+soldiers are doing their duty; he finds them asleep and wakes them. This
+is repeated, and the third time Misandro sees the tomb open with a loud
+noise and a bright light--"like the bolide," said Angiolino. Christ
+rises, and Misandro, seeing the actual Resurrection, is convinced that
+Christ is the Son of God and not a magician; he goes to spend the rest of
+his life preaching the gospel among the heathen. I did not ask what
+music accompanies the miracle of the Resurrection; I confess I was afraid
+to do so after what I had heard accompanying the flight of the pen. If I
+had been consulted here I should have advised silence to suggest that no
+music could be found suitable for the tremendous mystery that was being
+accomplished. But I do not think such advice would have been accepted.
+
+Then Herod is ill and commands Pilate to send Jesus to cure him. Pilate
+commands the priests to produce Jesus, reminding them that he had washed
+his hands; but each of the priests accuses the other of being
+responsible, and so they enter upon their eternal punishment of mutual
+recrimination.
+
+Christ appears to the Magdalene, to Luke, to Matthew and to a contadino.
+He takes two of them to a tavern, where he breaks bread and vanishes. So
+they recognise him and go to tell the good news to the Madonna and the
+other holy women. Doubting Thomas is convinced. Jesus breathes the Holy
+Spirit upon them and they receive the gift of tongues. The last scene is
+the Ascension, and Christ as he is received into heaven speaks words of
+comfort to his mother, telling her it will not be long before she joins
+him.
+
+The marionettes were behindhand with their Gloria, because the bolide
+having transferred Monday's programme to Tuesday had syncopated the
+succeeding performances into counterpoint of the fourth order, and
+everything that happened after that was one beat late. Had they moved
+concurrently with the Church, and reached the Resurrection on the
+Saturday, they would have repeated it on the Sunday to fill up the time
+till Easter Monday, when they were to return to _Erminio della Stella
+d'Oro_, a story of romance and chivalry invented by Angelo Grasso, the
+father of Gregorio and of Giovanni.
+
+I asked Gregorio where he had found the particulars for Misandro and the
+remorse of Judas and for the dream of Pilate's wife and the pen that flew
+away. He replied that he did not know where they came from, they are
+traditional in the theatre and had probably come out of the libraries.
+As to Judas and the angel preventing him from drowning himself in the
+well, I asked whether they have in Sicily the saying about a man being
+born to be hanged and whether any allusion was intended. Angiolino said
+they have such a saying, or something like it, but it had never occurred
+to him to suppose that any allusion was intended, it might be so, but he
+thought not.
+
+The Christ that had been prepared for the Resurrection in the Teatro
+Sicilia was not the marionette that had been on the Cross; the stigmata
+were there, the spear wound was wanted in the scene with Thomas, and the
+people were free to take it as being the same figure with all the other
+marks of suffering removed, or they might think it was a different one,
+or they might come behind the scenes and find out for themselves as I
+did. Dwellers in another planet, if they watch the recurrence of the
+mystery of our spring, may think the flowers they saw sinking into the
+earth last autumn return again with the marks of decay removed, they
+cannot come behind our scenes and make sure; but we know that a new
+generation is born. The marionettes are not didactic; if the people
+choose to see in the Resurrection of Christ any one of Nature's ageless
+mysteries they may do so; they may see the birth of the younger
+generation, the blossoming of fresh flowers after winter, the awakening
+to a new day after sleep; or, if they prefer it, they may see the
+resurrection of their own dead bodies at the sound of the Last Trump--one
+of those mysteries in which, as my priest at Tindaro told me, Nature does
+not believe, and with which I need not concern myself.
+
+I do not think they saw in it any of these meanings. At Ober-Ammergau
+the play is presented so that Mendelssohn need not have hesitated to
+advise the late Prince Consort to honour a performance with his presence.
+In the Teatro Sicilia other tastes have to be consulted. I think the
+audience looked on at the Passion of Christ as they are accustomed to
+look on at _I Delitti del Caporale_ or _Feudalismo_ or at the _Story of
+the Paladins_ or _Erminio della Stella d'Oro_; if they suspected any
+symbolism or mystery, the melodrama with which they were saturated
+provided a context that determined the direction of the resolution. They
+saw wicked priests conspiring with a cowardly traitor and an overbearing
+bully to bring about the destruction of an innocent man. They saw the
+innocent man passing through misfortune and in the end triumphing over
+his enemies by means of a happy ending, which reminded them of the happy
+ending of a Machiavelli play, when the hero returns from prison and the
+bad people are punished. They saw a mother weeping for her son, but they
+saw no allusion to Ceres weeping for loss of Proserpine, although their
+Castrogiovanni was her Enna--just as Angiolino saw no reference to Judas
+having been born to be hanged, although they have the saying in Sicily,
+and he is the son of the house. I do not think they saw any significance
+in the fact that this mystery of the Death and Resurrection of the God is
+repeated every spring. I imagine that the point made by Joseph of
+Arimathaea in his speech for the defence, that the wonders done by Christ
+on earth were miracles and were not occasioned by magic, was lost upon
+them. It would take a long time to make one of them understand that la
+Durlindana, the sword of Orlando, was a magical sword and not a
+miraculous one. And yet this distinction between miracle and magic was
+the pivot of the plot as it was presented to them. If they had felt
+themselves lifted out of their ordinary routine I do not think they would
+have done what they did after the curtain had fallen on the section of
+the story presented each evening.
+
+At the Machiavelli they are accustomed to remain for the farce and the
+Canzonettisti Napoletani which close the performance; so at the Sicilia
+they remain for the cinematograph. Every evening during Holy Week the
+programme posted up at the door concluded with these words "Indi
+Cinematografo," and there were always three parts to the show. First
+there was cruelty--victorious tyrants forcing conquered queens to drink
+their lovers' blood, or some horror of the Inquisition, or the barrel of
+Regulus bumping down-hill and coming to smash at the bottom. The second
+part was a modern comedy carried on in Parisian drawing-rooms or on board
+an electric launch on an American river. The third part was always a
+wild farce and usually contained an impossible chase. Not till after the
+cinematograph had concluded its show did the audience go away contented.
+
+
+
+
+ORTIGIA
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+O FOUNTAIN ARETHUSE
+
+
+When "Arethusa arose From her couch of snows In the Acroceraunian
+mountains" she had scarcely reached the age at which women begin to dream
+of love. She spied the approaching river-god Alpheus and, to preserve
+what was dearer to her than life, for she was a nymph of Diana, plunged
+heroically into the earth. Alpheus, who had reached the age when men
+desire to act, plunged in after her. They flowed along inside the ground
+and under the sea, he following her, all the way from Greece to Sicily
+and, according to the recognised habit of gods and demi-gods believed to
+be dead and buried, they rose again. The place of Arethusa's
+resurrection is the island of Ortigia, but, although I have the story
+from the fountain head, it all happened so long ago that I have not been
+able to ascertain whether Alpheus rose there or at a spot on the mainland
+of Sicily nearer Etna where S. Alfio is the patron saint, and although
+the "e" in Alpheus takes the stress and the "i" in Alfio does not,
+nevertheless, the custode of the spring, who was himself my informant,
+may confuse the two names. The difference between the versions is that
+between tragedy and comedy. If they, the pursued and her pursuer, rose
+in the same place it can hardly be that he did not catch her. If he rose
+somewhere else, then she may still preserve her everlasting virginity and
+they will neither of them ever reach the age when experience teaches both
+men and women to regret. She will be ever flying, he ever pursuing, like
+the maiden and the lover on that Grecian Urn which an eminent authority,
+baffled in his attempts at identification, thinks was "probably imagined"
+by Keats.
+
+I possess a Bible and Prayer-book bound together in one volume which was
+given me on leaving Rottingdean by my sincere friend, the master of the
+preparatory school there. It contains, just before the First Chapter of
+Genesis, a Chronological Map "with remarkable persons and events
+collaterally placed." I remember how I used to mitigate the tedium of
+divine service by reading to myself that the creation of the world
+occupied one of the weeks of the year 4004 B.C.; that Egypt was founded
+about 2190 B.C.; that Troy fell about 1180 B.C., seventy years or so
+before the birth of King David; and that Homer and Elijah flourished
+contemporaneously between 1000 and 900 B.C. My schoolmaster wrote my
+name in the book with a suitable inscription and a reference to Psalm
+cxix. 105. I turned up the passage and drew the conclusion that he
+desired his gift to be a lantern unto my feet and a light unto my paths.
+And so it was until other knowledge, the rudiments of which he had
+himself endeavoured to impart to me, threw glimmerings across my way and
+I passed through a distracted period of inability to distinguish the
+signals of danger from those of safety. Much the same thing has happened
+to many others and assistance has sometimes been found in compromise and
+accommodation. Thus the statement about 4004 B.C., when read by the
+light of another statement in the Book, does not seriously conflict with
+the teachings of modern science. Until further knowledge shall eclipse
+the few feeble lanterns that are now doing their best to illuminate my
+course I shall continue to hold the opinion that, as in the sight of Him,
+who is the Life of the Universe, a thousand years are but as yesterday,
+so in the sight of man, who has been God's image upon earth for more ages
+than anyone can tell, six thousand years are but as last week. And I
+shall keep my thousands in a condition as elastic as may be necessary to
+bear any stretching that future discoveries may put upon them.
+
+It was many thousands of such weeks ago, when Mother Earth was herself in
+her infancy, before her baby bones had hardened, that Arethusa first came
+to the island she has made her home. She is still coming and can be seen
+to-day still rising as fresh as ever. The story of the early days of her
+exile was not told by Clio because Clio was only a modern Agamemnon in
+history, many a brave muse had flourished before she was thought of. One
+of them took for her infinite papyrus the firmament of space, those
+heavens which shall one day be rolled together as a scroll, whereon she
+inscribed chapters in stars and volumes in constellations. We cannot see
+all her works, nor can we read all we see, but we know that she put us
+into one of her books. A few paragraphs of that chapter which forms our
+planet lie scattered around Siracusa; we recognise her manuscript in the
+shape of the Great Harbour, in the depth of the sea, in the height of the
+hills, in the strata of the rocks, in the soil, in the vegetation.
+
+There were early muses who employed flint implements and arrow-heads for
+records, and neglected to clear away the remains of prehistoric meals in
+caverns. Others preferred to write their chronicles upon pots, urns and
+tombs or to scrawl placid monosyllables upon polygonal walls. But with
+all their industry the muses have never been able to keep pace with the
+material that has accumulated round the dwellings of men and women. They
+have done their best and, when their mother Mnemosyne began to fail and
+the business was split up first into three, then four, seven, eight, and
+ultimately into nine departments, it was hoped that a better result would
+be shown; but they have never had an adequate allowance, and have always
+been in financial difficulties, besides which they have disagreed among
+themselves, and quarrelling wastes time.
+
+Clio in her matter-of-fact way built a storehouse wherein to preserve her
+treasures; her curious, imaginative sisters peeped through the key-hole.
+
+"Dear me!" they said to one another. "What a collection! Do you think
+we could get inside and see it properly?"
+
+They waited till Clio went one day with Neptune to pay a visit to the
+Ethiopians "who lie in two halves, one half looking on to the Atlantic
+and the other on to the Indian Ocean," they induced Vulcan to come and
+pick the lock for them and soon they were roaming all over the palace.
+
+"How admirably arranged!" exclaimed one of them.
+
+"It must be nearly exhaustive!" said another.
+
+"Observe the collateral placing of remarkable persons and events," said a
+third.
+
+"One could find almost anything one wanted," said a fourth.
+
+"Ah!" they exclaimed; "oh! now if only we could manage to get a little
+life into some of these dead bones, how pleased Clio would be!"
+
+They rifled the show-cases and carried off the most attractive details,
+each taking whatever pleased her best. They stole from Clio her
+transient facts and made them live again as their own by breathing into
+them the spirit of eternal truth and re-stating them in folk-lore, in
+tradition, in verse, in romance, in melody, in superstition, in outline,
+in colour, in modelling, in the movements of the dance; they set them up
+in libraries, in concert-rooms, in picture-galleries, in theatres, in
+churches, in corridors of sculpture, in the hearts of the people. This
+was not what Clio had intended; she was not at all pleased; she
+complained that her sisters had meddled, they had robbed her of her chief
+possessions and left the remainder in disorder; her collection no longer
+corresponded with the catalogue. In attempting to reconstruct she
+floundered into such blunders that the saying has come down to us:
+Blessed are the people that have no history, for they shall not be
+misrepresented.
+
+Strictly speaking, of course, every man has history, such as it is, and
+the beatitude was intended to refer only to those whose history has
+escaped the attention of the muses as that of Arethusa did for many ages.
+We know enough, however, to guess that her exile cannot have been passed
+in solitude and, if only we had her Visitors' Book complete, we should
+have something that would keep many learned persons busy. We get an
+early glimpse of her on her underground journey, passing near enough to
+the dread abode of Pluto to overhear some scandal about
+
+ That fair field
+ Of Enna where Proserpine, gathering flowers,
+ Herself a fairer flower, by gloomy Dis
+ Was gathered.
+
+She did not fully understand, but the nymph Cyane, who dwelt in another
+fountain up the river Anapo and remembered the affair, gave her full
+particulars; she made a mental note of it all and imparted the
+information to Ceres, who came weeping and telling her grief as she
+wandered the world in search of her lost daughter.
+
+Venus, in one or other of her manifestations, was and is a welcome
+visitor; she rises from the sea as constantly as Arethusa falls into it,
+and some little time ago gave the nymph, for a keepsake, a portrait of
+herself as Venere Anadiomene done in marble. I know enough about
+painting not to be afraid to own that I know nothing about it, whereas
+with regard to sculpture my ignorance is so unfathomable that I can have
+no hesitation in saying what I think about this statue, which is that it
+is a pity it has been broken. If only it had its head and its right arm
+it would be an entry of which the owner of any visitors' book might well
+be proud. It is now in the museum of Ortigia, where there is also a
+marble portrait of Cupid as he comes riding into the Great Harbour
+mounted on his dolphin's back.
+
+Diana, sailing through the night, seated in her silver chair, comes
+regularly to Ortigia. Arethusa always receives her with the respect and
+honour due to her Queen and Huntress, chaste and fair. Some centuries
+ago she built her a temple with Doric columns and everything handsome
+about it; she put inside it a statue of the goddess, and the people
+forsook their old deity, whatever she was called, and went to the new
+temple worshipping Diana.
+
+Phoenician traders came and did business with Arethusa, some of it not
+very straight business; for Ctesius, the king of the place, had a
+woman-servant, very tall and comely, who was from their own country; they
+cajoled her in ways that no woman can resist and, partly by means of "a
+necklace of gold with amber beads strung among it," induced her to go
+away with them one evening, and she took with her out of the palace three
+cups and the king's son, a child just able to run about. She may have
+thought of taking the boy because she had herself been kidnapped from
+Sidon, brought to Ortigia and sold to Ctesius. Before they had been a
+week on the voyage, Diana struck the woman dead and the traders threw her
+body overboard to the seals and fishes. We should never have known her
+tragic end but for the fact that the _Odyssey_ was written by a woman
+jealous for the honour of her sex. The boy was afterwards sold to
+Laertes, the father of Ulysses, in whose service he put on immortality as
+the swineherd Eumaeus. {294}
+
+Early Greeks also did business with Arethusa and left with her vases,
+gold rings, glass beads, ivory combs and other objects which she still
+preserves in her museum. Later on, in quite modern days, about the time
+that Rome was being founded, less than eight centuries before Christ,
+other Greeks came from Corinth, turned out the Sikels and established a
+colony of their own in Ortigia.
+
+After this Arethusa was no longer among those who have no history in any
+sense of the word. The records become less scanty, even voluminous, and
+they are more legible. The books are full of the great names of her
+visitors and of those native to her island. We read of the Tyrants, of
+AEschylus and Pindar, of Theocritus and Archimedes; of the great siege
+when the Athenians failed to take the city; of Cicero coming to view the
+locality when preparing his speeches against Verres; of the five parts
+into which ancient Siracusa was divided, namely, Ortigia, on the island,
+and those four others with the beautiful names on the mainland,
+Achradina, Tyche, Neapolis, Epipolae, the memory of whose former
+splendour still trembles among their ruins.
+
+I do not know whether Ptolemy Philadelphos actually visited the nymph,
+but I have read somewhere that the papyrus which now grows where she
+rises was originally a present from him. It does not look so healthy as
+that which grows in the Fontana Cyane up the river Anapo across the
+harbour, and which he also sent to her.
+
+About three hundred years after the statue of Venus was made, S. Paul,
+being on his way to Rome, was shipwrecked at Malta, where he remained
+three months. He sailed away in the _Castor and Pollux_ of Alexandria,
+landed at Siracusa and tarried there three days. We know what S. Paul
+must have thought of Diana from the account of what happened at Ephesus,
+where the goddess was also worshipped; it is probable that he was among
+those who disbelieved in the eternal virginity of Arethusa, and he surely
+must have disapproved of the frequent visits of Venus and Cupid. In time
+the people of Ortigia professed themselves converted to his views and
+made a change, but they made it in a half-hearted way; for instead of
+pulling down the heathen temple, so that not one stone should be left
+upon another, they allowed the Doric columns to remain and merely filled
+up the intercolumniations with building material and baptised it into the
+Christian faith with a coat of whitewash and a new name. In other
+respects they went on very much as before.
+
+Saracens visited the nymph, and Normans; Egyptians, Germans, Goths,
+Spaniards, Frenchmen, Albanians all came and all bequeathed some record
+of their coming. Many of them left their autographs written one over the
+other upon the forms and features of the ancestors of those who still
+have their dwelling in her island.
+
+Lord Nelson on his way to the Nile, where the papyrus came from, sailed
+into the Great Harbour with his fleet and did business with the nymph.
+He wrote to Sir William and Lady Hamilton:
+
+ Thanks to your exertions we have victualled and watered; and surely,
+ having watered at the fountain of Arethusa we must have victory.
+
+What a picture these words call up of Arethusa welcoming Nelson's jolly
+tars! They are coming in their pinnaces and filling their barrels and
+kegs with the waters of the sacred spring and, as they row back across
+the harbour to the ships, one can almost hear them singing of "Tom
+Bowling," "Black-eyed Susan" and "The Roast Beef of Old England."
+
+I have myself seen the German Emperor visiting Arethusa. His yacht, the
+_Hohenzollern_, was in the Great Harbour, and one afternoon I watched his
+suite being put ashore in little boats, like Nelson's sailors, only there
+was no singing, and presently he came in a little boat and they all drove
+away in carriages to the Cappuccini, where I read in the _Giornale di
+Sicilia_ that they inspected the latomia and took tea. They passed quite
+close to me and, although I had never seen His Majesty before, I was bold
+enough to raise my hat to him; he observed my salute and most affably
+returned it. I thought him looking extremely well.
+
+The Kaiser landed at the Passeggiata Aretusa, a promenade that runs under
+shady trees between the Great Harbour and the cliff on which the city is
+built. It leads south to a garden, and further progress appears to be
+blocked by a buttress of the cliff; but the buttress is pierced by a
+tunnel, through which a path leads to another garden lying in an
+enclosure protected from the harbour by a wall which encircles it; the
+wall slopes down and on the top of it runs a path up which one can walk
+and so enter the town without returning through the tunnel.
+
+In this enclosure is the famous Fontana Aretusa, but there is nothing
+about it that reminds one of the fountains of the Crystal Palace or of
+Versailles. One first catches sight of a pond and then of a spring
+bubbling into it with irresistible volubility at the north end; at the
+south end the water tumbles out into the harbour through a hole in the
+sea wall. The surface of the pond is below the level of the passeggiata
+and probably the bed of it is below the level of the water in the
+harbour, so that, as Cicero observed, it is the wall that keeps out the
+waves and if the hole had been pierced lower the pond would be submerged
+by the sea. On the sides of the cliff and on the wall grow plants with
+aromatic leaves and flowers, and one can walk round the pond and watch
+the fish which are, or ought to be, the descendants of those which Cicero
+saw, as they swim about among the roots of Ptolemy's papyrus. The water
+is not now used for washing, but I suspect that the Sidonian woman who
+stole the little Eumaeus was so using it, for she was washing near the
+ship of her countrymen when they got into conversation with her, and
+their ship would be moored in the Great Harbour, close by the fountain.
+
+I drank of this water, following the example of all visitors and of many
+of the inhabitants who believe it to produce a beneficial effect upon the
+digestion. It may have been good enough for Nelson, and I trust that the
+digestions of his sailors derived benefit from it--anyhow, they had
+victory at the battle of the Nile--but for a modern Londoner, accustomed
+to do business with the Metropolitan Water Board, it is too salt, which
+is perhaps why the papyrus here looks less flourishing than that up the
+Anapo. The water tastes as though Arethusa had been the heroine of
+another story besides the one with the uncertain ending about
+Alpheus--one with Neptune as the villain and an ending tragic enough to
+justify S. Paul in his attitude towards the nymph. Some who adopt this
+view suppose that Neptune's designs were forwarded by an earthquake
+which, they think, must have occurred since Nelson's time, because he
+speaks as though he gave his sailors the water of the spring; but that is
+not enough to date the disturbance. It is some distance from Greece to
+Sicily, and along all those miles, during all those ages, there may have
+been many earthquakes, any one of which would have served Neptune's turn;
+some may have been before S. Paul's time, some before Eumaeus was born,
+some in still earlier days. If the earthquake had already been, Nelson
+must have observed the brackishness of the spring and he would then have
+preferred to take his water from the usual fresh source which supplied
+the inhabitants of his day, and, in speaking of "having watered at the
+fountain of Arethusa," he would be trusting to Lady Hamilton's
+familiarity with that figure which permits the part to be put for the
+whole.
+
+I have visited Arethusa many times. Once, on a calm evening in early
+summer, Diana was high up in the sky, shining over the harbour; although,
+like others, she may not have been sure which was her temple and which
+was Minerva's, she could not help wondering whether anything was ever
+going to be done about openly restoring them both to their ancient
+worship. She was, however, comforting herself in the meantime with the
+reflection that neither she nor Minerva had much to complain of, inasmuch
+as it was clear that if it were not for the support of those Doric
+columns the modern Church would not stand as it does, and after all, she
+thought, "What's in a name?" Down below in the passeggiata, officers and
+young men were strolling about, listening to a pot-pourri of _Faust_.
+Their cheeks were shaved smooth to show the modelling and their
+moustaches gave evidence of hours of toil and even suffering; they met
+their friends and gesticulated with them, smoking cigarettes and being
+polite to everyone. Mothers and elder sisters in cool white dresses sat
+under the trees, and little parties of children darted away from them,
+hand in hand, returning after breathless excursions. I took a seat among
+it all and, as the King of Thule, in honour of his lady, was drinking for
+the last time out of his golden cup, a young voice over my shoulder
+demanded two soldi. I turned and thought I recognised the speaker;
+surely he must have left his dolphin in the Great Harbour where the
+Phoenician traders used to moor their ships, and put on his sailor suit
+at the Custom House.
+
+"Very well, Cupid," I replied, "I don't mind giving you two soldi, but
+why do you ask as though you were entitled to them? And why do you wear
+that red tam-o'-shanter? And how old are you, if you please?"
+
+He said he was seven and the cap was his uniform; he was collecting the
+pennies for the chairs. So I gave him two soldi and another for himself
+and saw him scamper happily away and join a knot of brother Cupids who
+were playing together round a lamp-post. He showed them the soldo I had
+given him for himself and the meeting became as ebullient and full of
+excitement as the Arethusa herself.
+
+He reappeared while Siebel, with the voice of a clarinet, was beginning
+to tell the flowers what they were to say to Margherita. This time he
+brought a foreign penny and wanted to know why they had refused to take
+it at the marionette theatre. I looked at it and said:
+
+"If you want to know about this coin, mount your dolphin again and direct
+his course to distant Argentina, the people of that country will tell you
+all about it and will give you its full value. You will have a
+delightful voyage and, if I were not such a bad sailor, I believe I
+should ask you to take me with you."
+
+It seemed, however, that his dolphin was tired and I was to give him ten
+centimes down and done with it. He was such a jolly little fellow that
+just for the pleasure of seeing him smile again I gave him the soldi in
+exchange for his coin and he danced away in delight.
+
+Margherita in prison was crazily recalling the strains of the waltz she
+had heard--Ah, what ages ago it seemed!--when she was yet a happy girl,
+as pure as Arethusa in Hellas, and through the waltz I heard the young
+voice again over my shoulder. He was asking me to give him bronze for an
+Italian nickel piece of twenty centesimi. It was a bad one. I told him
+so and accused him of attempting to utter counterfeit coin. He laid his
+two hands on his breast, raised his elbows, threw back his head with
+conscious innocence and swore on the honour of his mother that the coin
+was good. He did it so well--so beautifully--that for a moment I was
+tempted to wonder whether he might perhaps be speaking the truth, but I
+glanced again at his coin and recovered myself.
+
+"Now look here, Cupid," I said, "I don't want to breathe a syllable
+against the honour of your mother, but you know better than anyone that
+when a woman loses her head you are generally to blame. This is your
+doing"--and I took out of my pocket and showed him a post-card I had
+bought that morning in the Via Roma with a reproduction of the Venere
+Anadiomene. "And men also have lost their heads because of you. I am
+not the only one who has heard about the Duca di Bronte and Lady
+Hamilton. Look round at these beautiful ladies and at these brave
+officers and young men--do they not bear upon their forms and features
+the signatures of Arethusa's foreign visitors? You ought to be able to
+decipher that palimpsest, if anyone can, for it was you who taught them
+to write; Ortigia would never have seen them if it had not been for you.
+And why are they sitting under the trees and walking about in the
+moonlight, do you suppose?"
+
+He replied that they had come out to listen to the music and he wished
+there were more of them because then he would get more pennies.
+
+"What!" I exclaimed; "people who do not even recognise a modulation to
+the dominant when they hear one come out to listen to music! You know
+better than that. They have not come out because of Gounod, they have
+come because of you. It is always the same old story. It was your fault
+that Alpheus chased Arethusa out of Greece and that Proserpine was
+carried off from Enna. It was you who suggested to those Phoenician
+traders that the nurse of the little Eumaeus would be good company for
+them, and you who made her consent to go. This music, of which I should
+have heard more this evening but for your frequent interruptions, you
+were at the bottom of it all. And it is because you are always hanging
+about the theatre that those wretched puppets are so constantly going mad
+for love of one another."
+
+He pouted and said I was making myself disagreeable and that there had
+been plenty to praise him.
+
+I replied: "Yes; you swallow the praise, but you won't listen to the
+blame."
+
+He said that as for the praise or the blame it was nothing to him one way
+or the other. He was too much interested in the future of the race to
+care about any of those old stories--they bored him--and, please,
+wouldn't I leave off preaching and give him four soldi?
+
+I replied: "You have immortal youth without the troublesome necessity of
+periodically dying and rising again; on that stage of the world where we
+mortals, untrained amateurs, improvise the drama of our lives, you have
+always been behind the scenes, inspiring and stage-managing more history
+and more poetry than has ever been written; without you Clio would never
+have built herself a treasure-house or, if she had made one, her sisters
+would have found in it nothing worth stealing; it is you who direct the
+modulation from the old generation to the young; it is your voice that is
+heard every Easter behind the bells and the music of the Gloria. And now
+you ask for riches! No wonder we complain that you are unreasonable.
+Can you not be satisfied and, in looking after the future of the race,
+put a little more variety into its history and its poetry? Why do you so
+often begin a story as comedy and end it as tragedy? It is unworthy of
+you to play fast and loose with us; great poets do not do so. But there!
+you are too young to know what conscience is, and I am afraid you are too
+old to learn."
+
+He replied that he was not accustomed to be talked to in this way and did
+not know what I meant by it.
+
+I said: "Very well, I will leave off preaching, and perhaps you will
+allow me to conclude with a piece of advice that ought to be acceptable
+to one whose ambition it is to become a millionaire. You cannot have
+forgotten where you put your mother's head. Now, be a sensible boy for
+once, run away and find it, take it to Dr. Orsi up there in the museum
+and he will give you plenty of soldi for it--more than you can count, and
+no questions asked about honour."
+
+He laughed and said I seemed to take a good deal of interest in the
+personal appearance of his mother who, he thought, could be trusted to
+look after herself, and that so long as a woman's heart was in the right
+place it did not much matter what she did with her head. Besides, even
+if he were to find the head, he knew nothing about business and a
+scientific man in a museum would be sure to get the better of him.
+
+There is no resisting Cupid, so I let him think he had got the better of
+me, gave him four soldi and added his coin to my collection of similar
+pieces, while he frisked away back to his friends boasting of his
+success, as Cupid will. He had not quite done with me, however, he came
+once more to see whether I should be likely to give him a cigarette, but
+a rough man caught him, told him not to worry the gentry, boxed his ears
+for him and drove him from me.
+
+Fancy boxing the ears of a young Greek god off a dolphin's back within
+sound of the Fontana Aretusa!
+
+And yet, perhaps the rough man was right. I have sometimes thought since
+that it cannot have been really Cupid who came to me that evening; I must
+have been wasting my time and money, as others have done before, upon
+some false god, false as his counterfeit coin, one of those who go up and
+down the world seeking whom they may despoil. Well, let it be so. One
+does not keep an account of the hours and minutes one spends in a country
+where the existence of time is scarcely recognised, and as for the
+money--of all the multitudes of men who have been fooled by Commerce in
+the guise of Love only a few have had the luck to escape with a total
+loss not exceeding four-pence half-penny.
+
+ THE END
+
+
+
+
+NOTES.
+
+
+{60} This table--
+
+ --is much merrier than usual this evening.
+ Enrico! I drink to the health of your sister.
+
+{61a} This table is not dirty, it is clean.
+Enrico! Eat, and do not pay attention to them.
+
+{61b} The animal
+Will not do it any harm.
+
+{61c} Now that I have eaten I am no longer fasting;
+I drink to the health of Enrico, who is a poet.
+
+{61d} I also, if I may make so bold, wish to drink the health of Enrico
+who desires to hear me sing; for a year I have not seen you, O, my dear
+brother! Come to-day and I will sing you _Otello_.
+
+{62} To-day I feel inclined to eat a fig;
+I drink to the health of Signor Enrico.
+
+{183} Best wishes for your festa. Thanks for the intellectual evening
+and for the coffee. Greetings--no more, for fear of making our friend
+Antonio jealous.
+
+ Your most devoted Enrico.
+
+{294} _The Authoress of the Odyssey_, by Samuel Butler.
+
+
+
+***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK CASTELLINARIA***
+
+
+******* This file should be named 25077.txt or 25077.zip *******
+
+
+This and all associated files of various formats will be found in:
+http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/2/5/0/7/25077
+
+
+
+Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions
+will be renamed.
+
+Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no
+one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation
+(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without
+permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules,
+set forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to
+copying and distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works to
+protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm concept and trademark. Project
+Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you
+charge for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you
+do not charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the
+rules is very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose
+such as creation of derivative works, reports, performances and
+research. They may be modified and printed and given away--you may do
+practically ANYTHING with public domain eBooks. Redistribution is
+subject to the trademark license, especially commercial
+redistribution.
+
+
+
+*** START: FULL LICENSE ***
+
+THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE
+PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK
+
+To protect the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting the free
+distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work
+(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase "Project
+Gutenberg"), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full Project
+Gutenberg-tm License (available with this file or online at
+http://www.gutenberg.org/license).
+
+
+Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project Gutenberg-tm
+electronic works
+
+1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg-tm
+electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to
+and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property
+(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all
+the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or destroy
+all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in your possession.
+If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic work and you do not agree to be bound by the
+terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person or
+entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8.
+
+1.B. "Project Gutenberg" is a registered trademark. It may only be
+used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who
+agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few
+things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works
+even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See
+paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement
+and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+works. See paragraph 1.E below.
+
+1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the Foundation"
+or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection of Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Nearly all the individual works in the
+collection are in the public domain in the United States. If an
+individual work is in the public domain in the United States and you are
+located in the United States, we do not claim a right to prevent you from
+copying, distributing, performing, displaying or creating derivative
+works based on the work as long as all references to Project Gutenberg
+are removed. Of course, we hope that you will support the Project
+Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting free access to electronic works by
+freely sharing Project Gutenberg-tm works in compliance with the terms of
+this agreement for keeping the Project Gutenberg-tm name associated with
+the work. You can easily comply with the terms of this agreement by
+keeping this work in the same format with its attached full Project
+Gutenberg-tm License when you share it without charge with others.
+
+1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern
+what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are in
+a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, check
+the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this agreement
+before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, distributing or
+creating derivative works based on this work or any other Project
+Gutenberg-tm work. The Foundation makes no representations concerning
+the copyright status of any work in any country outside the United
+States.
+
+1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg:
+
+1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other immediate
+access to, the full Project Gutenberg-tm License must appear prominently
+whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg-tm work (any work on which the
+phrase "Project Gutenberg" appears, or with which the phrase "Project
+Gutenberg" is associated) is accessed, displayed, performed, viewed,
+copied or distributed:
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is derived
+from the public domain (does not contain a notice indicating that it is
+posted with permission of the copyright holder), the work can be copied
+and distributed to anyone in the United States without paying any fees
+or charges. If you are redistributing or providing access to a work
+with the phrase "Project Gutenberg" associated with or appearing on the
+work, you must comply either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1
+through 1.E.7 or obtain permission for the use of the work and the
+Project Gutenberg-tm trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or
+1.E.9.
+
+1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is posted
+with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution
+must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any additional
+terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms will be linked
+to the Project Gutenberg-tm License for all works posted with the
+permission of the copyright holder found at the beginning of this work.
+
+1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this
+work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg-tm.
+
+1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this
+electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without
+prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with
+active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project
+Gutenberg-tm License.
+
+1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary,
+compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including any
+word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access to or
+distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a format other than
+"Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other format used in the official version
+posted on the official Project Gutenberg-tm web site (www.gutenberg.org),
+you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense to the user, provide a
+copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means of obtaining a copy upon
+request, of the work in its original "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other
+form. Any alternate format must include the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1.
+
+1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying,
+performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg-tm works
+unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9.
+
+1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing
+access to or distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works provided
+that
+
+- You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from
+ the use of Project Gutenberg-tm works calculated using the method
+ you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is
+ owed to the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he
+ has agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the
+ Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments
+ must be paid within 60 days following each date on which you
+ prepare (or are legally required to prepare) your periodic tax
+ returns. Royalty payments should be clearly marked as such and
+ sent to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the
+ address specified in Section 4, "Information about donations to
+ the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation."
+
+- You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies
+ you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he
+ does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+ License. You must require such a user to return or
+ destroy all copies of the works possessed in a physical medium
+ and discontinue all use of and all access to other copies of
+ Project Gutenberg-tm works.
+
+- You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of any
+ money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the
+ electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days
+ of receipt of the work.
+
+- You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free
+ distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm works.
+
+1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project Gutenberg-tm
+electronic work or group of works on different terms than are set
+forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing from
+both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and Michael
+Hart, the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark. Contact the
+Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below.
+
+1.F.
+
+1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable
+effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread
+public domain works in creating the Project Gutenberg-tm
+collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may contain
+"Defects," such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or
+corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other intellectual
+property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or other medium, a
+computer virus, or computer codes that damage or cannot be read by
+your equipment.
+
+1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the "Right
+of Replacement or Refund" described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project
+Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project
+Gutenberg-tm trademark, and any other party distributing a Project
+Gutenberg-tm electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all
+liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal
+fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT
+LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE
+PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH F3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE
+TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE
+LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR
+INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
+DAMAGE.
+
+1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a
+defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can
+receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a
+written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you
+received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium with
+your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you with
+the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in lieu of a
+refund. If you received the work electronically, the person or entity
+providing it to you may choose to give you a second opportunity to
+receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If the second copy
+is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing without further
+opportunities to fix the problem.
+
+1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth
+in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you 'AS-IS', WITH NO OTHER
+WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO
+WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE.
+
+1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied
+warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of damages.
+If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement violates the
+law of the state applicable to this agreement, the agreement shall be
+interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or limitation permitted by
+the applicable state law. The invalidity or unenforceability of any
+provision of this agreement shall not void the remaining provisions.
+
+1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the
+trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone
+providing copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in accordance
+with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the production,
+promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works,
+harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, including legal fees,
+that arise directly or indirectly from any of the following which you do
+or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this or any Project Gutenberg-tm
+work, (b) alteration, modification, or additions or deletions to any
+Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any Defect you cause.
+
+
+Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg-tm
+
+Project Gutenberg-tm is synonymous with the free distribution of
+electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of computers
+including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It exists
+because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations from
+people in all walks of life.
+
+Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the
+assistance they need, is critical to reaching Project Gutenberg-tm's
+goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg-tm collection will
+remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project
+Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure
+and permanent future for Project Gutenberg-tm and future generations.
+To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation
+and how your efforts and donations can help, see Sections 3 and 4
+and the Foundation web page at http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/pglaf.
+
+
+Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive
+Foundation
+
+The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit
+501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the
+state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal
+Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification
+number is 64-6221541. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg
+Literary Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent
+permitted by U.S. federal laws and your state's laws.
+
+The Foundation's principal office is located at 4557 Melan Dr. S.
+Fairbanks, AK, 99712., but its volunteers and employees are scattered
+throughout numerous locations. Its business office is located at
+809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887, email
+business@pglaf.org. Email contact links and up to date contact
+information can be found at the Foundation's web site and official
+page at http://www.gutenberg.org/about/contact
+
+For additional contact information:
+ Dr. Gregory B. Newby
+ Chief Executive and Director
+ gbnewby@pglaf.org
+
+Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg
+Literary Archive Foundation
+
+Project Gutenberg-tm depends upon and cannot survive without wide
+spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of
+increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be
+freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest
+array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations
+($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt
+status with the IRS.
+
+The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating
+charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United
+States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a
+considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up
+with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations
+where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To
+SEND DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any
+particular state visit http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate
+
+While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we
+have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition
+against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who
+approach us with offers to donate.
+
+International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make
+any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from
+outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff.
+
+Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation
+methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other
+ways including checks, online payments and credit card donations.
+To donate, please visit:
+http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate
+
+
+Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+works.
+
+Professor Michael S. Hart is the originator of the Project Gutenberg-tm
+concept of a library of electronic works that could be freely shared
+with anyone. For thirty years, he produced and distributed Project
+Gutenberg-tm eBooks with only a loose network of volunteer support.
+
+Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed
+editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the U.S.
+unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not necessarily
+keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper edition.
+
+Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search facility:
+
+ http://www.gutenberg.org
+
+This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg-tm,
+including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary
+Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to
+subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks.
+
diff --git a/25077.zip b/25077.zip
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..12c2a5e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/25077.zip
Binary files differ
diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6312041
--- /dev/null
+++ b/LICENSE.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+This eBook, including all associated images, markup, improvements,
+metadata, and any other content or labor, has been confirmed to be
+in the PUBLIC DOMAIN IN THE UNITED STATES.
+
+Procedures for determining public domain status are described in
+the "Copyright How-To" at https://www.gutenberg.org.
+
+No investigation has been made concerning possible copyrights in
+jurisdictions other than the United States. Anyone seeking to utilize
+this eBook outside of the United States should confirm copyright
+status under the laws that apply to them.
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2d51694
--- /dev/null
+++ b/README.md
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+Project Gutenberg (https://www.gutenberg.org) public repository for
+eBook #25077 (https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/25077)