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+<h1>BLACKWOOD'S</h1>
+
+<h1>EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h1>
+
+<h2>No. CCCXLIII. MAY, 1844. VOL. LV.</h2>
+
+
+<p class="notes">Transcriber's notes: Minor typos have been corrected. Table of contents has been
+generated for HTML version. Footnotes have been moved to the end of the articles.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>Contents</h2>
+
+
+
+<div class='centered'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" width="85%" cellspacing="0" summary="CONTENTS">
+<tr><td align='left'>IMPRISONMENT AND TRANSPORTATION, NO. 1. THE INCREASE OF CRIME</td><td align='right'><a href="#IMPRISONMENT_AND_TRANSPORTATION">533</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>RHINE AND RHINELANDERS</td><td align='right'><a href="#RHINE_AND_RHINELANDERS">546</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>THE MONSTER-MISERY OF LITERATURE. BY A MOUSE BORN OF THE MOUNTAIN</td><td align='right'><a href="#THE_MONSTER-MISERY_OF_LITERATURE">556</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>MARSTON; OR, THE MEMOIRS OF A STATESMAN. PART XI.</td><td align='right'><a href="#MARSTON_OR_THE_MEMOIRS_OF_A_STATESMAN">561</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>INDIAN AFFAIRS--GWALIOR</td><td align='right'><a href="#INDIAN_AFFAIRS_GWALIOR">579</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>THE FREETHINKER</td><td align='right'><a href="#THE_FREETHINKER">593</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>THE SNOW. BY DELTA</td><td align='right'><a href="#THE_SNOW">617</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>LOVE IN THE WILDERNESS</td><td align='right'><a href="#LOVE_IN_THE_WILDERNESS">620</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'>IRELAND--THE LANDLORD AND TENANT QUESTION</td><td align='right'><a href="#IRELAND_THE_LANDLORD_AND_TENANT_QUESTION">638</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='center' colspan="2"><a href="#MAP"><b>MAP OF AFRICA</b></a></td></tr>
+
+
+
+</table></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
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+
+<h2><a name="IMPRISONMENT_AND_TRANSPORTATION" id="IMPRISONMENT_AND_TRANSPORTATION"></a>IMPRISONMENT AND TRANSPORTATION.</h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_533" id="Page_533">[Pg 533]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>NO. 1.</h3>
+
+<h3>THE INCREASE OF CRIME.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Among the many causes of anxiety which the present state of society in
+the British empire must occasion to every thoughtful or reflecting
+mind&mdash;one of the most extraordinary and alarming is, the <i>constant and
+uninterrupted increase of crime</i>. The Liberals shut their eyes to this,
+because it affords a sad illustration of the effect of their favourite
+theories, which for a quarter of a century have been, under the
+direction of his Majesty's Ministry or his Majesty's Opposition, in
+almost ceaseless operation. The selfish and inconsiderate (and they form
+the vast majority of men) give themselves no sort of trouble about the
+matter: they care not though their neighbours are murdered or robbed,
+plundered or swindled, so as they escape unscathed themselves; and
+without either thinking on the subject, or suggesting one remedy for its
+evils, interfere only, with stentorian lungs, to resist any project to
+arrest them having the remotest tendency to terminate in an assessment.
+Their principle is to take of civilisation only its fruits, and steadily
+to withstand the concomitant evils; and the simple way by which they
+think this is to be effected&mdash;is quietly, and without saying a word, to
+reap the benefit of manufacturing industry in the doubling or tripling
+of their incomes; but to roar out like madmen if the smallest per
+centage is proposed to be laid on them, to arrest or mitigate the evils
+which that industry brings in its train. Government meanwhile, albeit
+fully aware of the danger, is not sufficiently strong to do any thing to
+avert it; its own majority is paralysed by the inherent selfishness of
+mankind; and nothing but some great and stunning public calamity can, it
+is universally felt, awaken the country to a sense of the evils growing
+out of its greatness, but threatening in the end to endanger its
+existence. Thus nothing is done, or at least nothing effectual is done,
+to avert the dangers: every one shuts his eyes to them, or opens them
+only to take measures to avert an assessment; and meanwhile crime
+advances with the steps of a giant, sweeping whole classes of society
+into its vortex, and threatening to spread corruption and vice, in an
+incredible manner, through the densest and most dangerous classes of the
+community.</p>
+
+<p>Authentic and irrefragable evidence of the magnitude of this danger
+exists in the statistical tables of committals which have now, for a
+very considerable time, been prepared in all parts of the British
+empire. Since the year 1805, when regular tables of commitments first
+began to be kept in England, commitments have increased <i>sixfold</i>: they
+have swelled <i>from five to thirty-one thousand</i>. During the same period
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_534" id="Page_534">[Pg 534]</a></span>
+population has advanced about sixty per cent: in other words, detected
+crime has advanced FOUR TIMES AS FAST AS THE NUMBERS OF THE PEOPLE.
+Unwilling as we are to load our pages with statistical tables&mdash;which,
+attractive to the thinking few, are repulsive to the unthinking many&mdash;we
+must yet request our readers to cast their eyes to the bottom of the
+pages, where these appalling truths are demonstrated by the
+parliamentary returns. In Scotland and Ireland the returns of
+commitments have not been kept, until within the last twenty years, with
+such accuracy as can be relied on; but they exhibit an increase still
+more alarming. Ireland, as might be expected, exhibits a growth of crime
+which has fully kept pace with that of England during the same period:
+but Scotland exhibits a change which fairly outstrips all the others in
+the race of iniquity. In 1803, Lord Advocate Hope said in Parliament,
+that more crime was tried at one Quarter Sessions at Manchester than
+over all Scotland in a whole year; and the proceedings of the criminal
+courts to the north of the Tweed, at that period, amply demonstrated the
+truth of his assertion. In the year 1805, eighty-nine criminals were
+brought before the whole tribunals, supreme and inferior, in Scotland;
+but in the year 1842, the committals for serious offences were nearly
+four thousand&mdash;in other words, serious crime, in less than forty years,
+had augmented in Scotland above THIRTY-SIX FOLD. During the same period
+population has advanced about fifty per cent, viz. from 1,800,000 to
+2,660,000; so that in moral, staid, and religious Scotland, serious
+crime, during the last forty years, has risen TWENTY-FIVE TIMES as fast
+as the number of the people.<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a></p>
+
+<p>Overlooked as this prodigious change has been, as all things are which
+arise gradually in this country, it has yet attracted, as well it might,
+the astonishment of writers on the Continent. Nine yeas ago, M. Moreau
+observed, speaking of the increase of crime in Scotland&mdash;"In the year
+1805, the criminal commitments in Scotland were eighty-nine: they are
+now 2864&mdash;that is, they have increased in thirty years thirty-fold. It
+would appear that Scotland, in becoming a manufacturing state, has in a
+great degree lost the virtue and simplicity of character by which she
+was formerly distinguished."<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a></p>
+
+<p>What renders this prodigious increase of crime in so short a period,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_535" id="Page_535">[Pg 535]</a></span>
+in all parts of the British Empire, in a peculiar manner extraordinary
+and alarming, is, that it has taken place at the very time when
+unheard-of efforts were made, in every part of the country, for the
+moral and religious instruction of the people. We are very far indeed
+from saying that enough has been done in this way: no one is better
+aware that the vast debt, which the prosperous wealth of Britain owes in
+this respect to its suffering indigence, is still in great part
+undischarged, and that till it is taken up and put on a proper footing
+<i>by the state</i>, it never can be completely liquidated;&mdash;still, more has
+been done to discharge it during the last thirty years, than in the
+whole previous centuries which have elapsed since the Reformation. The
+churches of England and Scotland, during that period, have improved to
+an astonishing degree in vigour and efficiency: new life, a warmer
+spirit, a holier ambition, has been breathed into the Establishment; the
+dissenters of all denominations have vied with them in zeal and
+effort; churches and chapels have been built and opened in every
+direction; and though they have by no means, in the manufacturing
+districts, kept pace with the increase of population, yet they have
+advanced with a rapidity hitherto unheard of in British history. The
+laity of all denominations have made extraordinary efforts to promote
+the cause of education. In this great and good work, persons of all
+descriptions have, though from very different motives, laboured
+together; but much remains to be done. We well know how many tens and
+hundreds of thousands, in the manufacturing districts, are now wandering
+in worse than heathen darkness in the midst of a Christian land;&mdash;we
+well know what insurmountable obstacles mere voluntary zeal and exertion
+meet with in the most praiseworthy efforts, from the selfish resistance
+of property and the reckless dissipation of indigence. But still, no one
+acquainted with the subject can deny, that during the last thirty years,
+incomparably more has been done to promote education among the poor than
+in the preceding three centuries. Yet this period of anxious solicitude,
+awakened fear, and general effort to stem, by all the known methods, the
+deluge of profligacy and depravity with which the country has been
+flooded, has been characterized by an increase of crime, and a general
+loosening of morals among the labouring classes, hitherto unprecedented
+in the country&mdash;certainly not equaled during the same period in any
+other European state, and, so far as we know, without an example in the
+previous history of mankind.</p>
+
+<p>Struck with astonishment at this extraordinary and painful phenomenon,
+and wholly at a loss to explain it on any of the principles to which
+they have been accustomed to give credit, the Liberals have generally
+endeavoured to deny its existence. They say that the returns of
+commitments do not afford a correct measure of the crime that really
+exists in the country; that a police force is now more generally
+established, and is incomparably more vigilant than heretofore; that
+crimes are classified in a different way from what they formerly were;
+and that though the figures do not err, yet the results to which they
+point are not the real ones. There is some truth in these observations.
+It is true that a police force is more extensively established, and is
+more efficient than it formerly was;&mdash;it is true that crimes are now
+differently classified, and enter different columns, and appear in
+different returns from what they formerly did;&mdash;it is true that there
+are specialties in the case;&mdash;but it is not true that those specialties
+tend to make the returns of crime appear greater than the reality; on
+the contrary, they all tend the other way. They show that the returns as
+now constructed, and the police force as it at present exists, do not by
+any means exhibit the growth of crime in its true colours; that it is in
+reality <i>incomparably greater</i> than these returns or this agency has
+brought to light; and that, great as the evil appears from an
+examination of the Parliamentary returns, it is in truth far more
+colossal and alarming.</p>
+
+<p>How is a police force established in any part of Great Britain? If we
+except the metropolis, where the vast concourse from all parts of the
+empire unavoidably forced upon government, fourteen years ago, the
+establishment of a central police, since found to be attended with such
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_536" id="Page_536">[Pg 536]</a></span>
+admirable effects, it is every where set on foot by the <i>voluntary act</i>
+of the inhabitants, or a certain portion of them, in a peculiar manner
+cognizant of the necessity which exists for such an addition to the
+means of public defence. In boroughs, it is generally the magistrates,
+elected by a suffrage little superior to household suffrage, who
+introduce such a measure. In counties, it can only be proposed by the
+justices of peace in England, or commissioners of supply in
+Scotland&mdash;both of which bodies are thoroughly imbued with, and fairly
+represent, the general voice of the community. In all cases, whether in
+the metropolis or in the provinces, a police imposes <i>an immediate and
+heavy burden on all householders</i>. In London &pound;40,000 a-year is given by
+government to aid in the support of the police; but the whole remainder
+of the cost, amounting to four times as much, falls on the ratepayers.
+In the provinces the whole cost of every police force falls on the
+householders; and our readers need not be told how heavy it sometimes
+is, and how universally it is every where complained of.</p>
+
+<p>Now, if there is any one peculiarity more than another by which this
+generation is distinguished, it is aversion to assessment. People may
+differ in other respects as to the designation by which the age should
+be characterized; but we believe all will agree that it is a <i>tax-hating
+age</i>. What did this nation first do on being liberated from danger by
+the battle of Waterloo? Throw off the income-tax. What alone induced
+them to submit to it again on the modified scale of three per cent? The
+disasters in Affghanistan; the perils of our Indian empire; the rocking
+of Britain to its foundation. When therefore, in such a country and in
+such an age, we see numerous bodies of men&mdash;popularly elected in some
+cases, in all swayed by the popular voice&mdash;concurring, in a great many
+places, in the taxation of themselves for the establishment of a police,
+we may rely upon it that some very general and grinding sense of
+necessity has been at work to produce the effect. Nothing but this could
+overcome, in men really and practically invested in this particular with
+the power of self-government, the universal and almost invincible
+repugnance to assessments. Rely upon it, for every crime which is
+brought to light, and made the subject of commitment and trial by the
+institution of a police force, ten previously existed, undetected and
+unpunished, before men were driven to the <i>flebile remedium</i>, the
+<i>ultimum malum</i>, of taxing themselves for the establishment of a force
+to repress them.</p>
+
+<p>To illustrate the strength of this resistance, and the important bearing
+it has upon the present question, we shall refer only to two
+instances&mdash;one in England, and one in Scotland. It is well known what a
+scene of confusion and disorder South Wales has for years past been. The
+bloodshed at Merthyr-Tydvil, the strikes in Glamorganshire, the attack
+on Newport, and the Rebecca riots, had for a series of years fixed the
+attention of all parts of the empire upon this, as one of the most
+inflammable and dangerous portions of the community. Nor did these
+disorders appear surprising to those who were practically acquainted
+with the state of the country, overrun as it is in many places by vast
+iron-works, which have brought together a great and reckless population,
+and inhabited in all by a discontented and ill-instructed peasantry.
+Population had advanced with unexampled rapidity&mdash;having increased, from
+1831 to 1841, <i>thirty-six and a tenth</i> per cent in Monmouthshire; the
+greatest increase during the same period of any county in the British
+empire.<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a> Here then, if anywhere, it might have been expected that a
+general feeling of insecurity, the sense of an overbearing necessity,
+would have overcome the general repugnance of men towards local
+assessment, and led to the establishment of a police force in all the
+counties of South Wales, on a scale adequate to the magnitude of the
+danger with which they were threatened. Was it so? Had the counties
+taken the requisite steps to avoid the calamity? Quite the reverse; the
+aversion to a police assessment was so strong, that nothing whatever
+had been done. Glamorganshire had only established one on a small scale,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_537" id="Page_537">[Pg 537]</a></span>
+after repeated and earnest efforts on the part of its able and
+public-spirited lord-lieutenant, the Marquis of Bute; and the Rebecca
+riots surprised the adjoining counties without any preparation whatever.
+And even after those disgraceful disorders had continued several weeks,
+and rendered South Wales the scandal of the empire, and the astonishment
+of Europe; still the repugnance to assessment was such, that it was only
+after a severe struggle, and by no small exertions, that it was at
+length carried; and the public-spirited member for the county, who to
+his infinite credit brought forward the measure, stated at the county
+meeting on the subject, that he was aware he endangered his seat by so
+doing!</p>
+
+<p>The Scotch have shown themselves not a whit behind their southern
+compatriots in repugnance to a police assessment. In Lanarkshire, as it
+is well known, the iron and coal trades have made unexampled progress
+during the last ten years. Its population, in consequence, has
+enormously increased; having risen from 316,000 to 434,000 in ten years,
+from 1831 to 1841&mdash;an increase of thirty-six per cent in that short
+time&mdash;the next to Monmouthshire of the whole empire. Crime had, of
+course, enormously increased. In 1835, the committals for serious
+offences were 401: in 1842, they had risen to 696&mdash;being an increase of
+seventy-five per cent in seven years.<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> Serious crime, therefore, so
+far as detected, was doubling in ten years, while population was
+doubling in thirty&mdash;in other words, detected crime was increasing <i>three
+times as fast as the numbers of the people</i>. Disturbances, as a matter
+of course, of a very serious nature had arisen. In 1837, the great
+cotton-spinners' conspiracy, which led to the memorable trial, had kept
+above twenty thousand persons in Lanarkshire, for four months, in a
+state of compulsory destitution. In 1842, the colliers' strike threw a
+still greater number into a state of idleness for five months, which led
+to a general system of plunder, and forcible seizure of the farmers'
+produce in the fields; only repressed, with infinite difficulty, by the
+introduction of a large military force, aided by the yeomanry of the
+county, who were on permanent duty for six weeks, and the establishment
+for a few months, by subscription, of a powerful police. In October
+1842, twenty policemen, who had some prisoners in charge for combination
+offences, were assaulted by a furious mob of two thousand persons on the
+streets of Airdrie, in the centre of the mining district of the county,
+the house in which they had taken refuge set on fire, and the prisoners
+by main force rescued from the hands of the law.<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> These facts were
+known to the whole county, and the terror which, in consequence,
+pervaded the agricultural inhabitants of the mining districts was so
+great, that in a petition to government praying for protection, they
+stated&mdash;that they would be better if law were altogether abolished, and
+every man were allowed to defend himself by fire-arms, than they were
+now; for that, if they used lethal weapons in defence of their property,
+they ran the risk of being transported for culpable homicide&mdash;if they
+did not, they were certain of being plundered by the combined workmen.
+And what did the county do to arrest this disgraceful and perilous
+system of outrage and plunder? Why, in the full knowledge of all these
+facts, they passed a solemn resolution at Lanark, on 30th April 1843,
+that <i>they never would again, on any occasion, or under any
+circumstances of necessity whatever, sanction the employment of any
+police or defensive force raised at their expense</i>.</p>
+
+<p>We do not suppose that the inhabitants of South Wales or the banks of
+the Clyde are particularly short-sighted or selfish, or more inclined to
+resist assessment for objects of public utility or necessity than those
+of other parts of the empire. On the contrary, we know that they are in
+a remarkable degree the reverse; and that in no part of the world are
+undertakings in public improvement or charity entered into with more
+alacrity, and supported with more liberality. We suppose the Scotch and
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_538" id="Page_538">[Pg 538]</a></span>
+Welsh are what other men are&mdash;neither better nor worse. We adduce these
+facts, not as tending to fasten any peculiar charge on them, but as
+indicating the general character of human nature, and the universal
+repugnance to taxation, which, when men are really and practically, and
+not in form only, invested with the power of self-government, appears
+the moment that any proposition of subjecting them to assessment for the
+purpose of local defence and protection, even under the most aggravating
+circumstances, is brought forward. How great, then, must have been the
+mass of experienced, but undetected and unpunished, crime which pervades
+the state, when this all but invincible repugnance has been generally
+overcome, and men in so many cities and counties have been induced to
+submit to the certainty of the visit of the tax-gatherer, rather than
+the chance of a visit from the thief or the burglar!</p>
+
+<p>And for decisive evidence that the new establishment of a police force
+is not, by the crimes which it is the means of binging to light, the
+cause of the prodigious increase of crime of late years in the British
+empire, we refer to the contemporary examples of two other countries, in
+which a police force on a far more extensive scale has been established,
+and has been found the means of effecting a signal <i>diminution</i> of crime
+and commitment. In Hindostan, as is well known, a most extensive and
+admirably organized system of police has been found absolutely
+indispensable to repress the endless robberies of which its fertile
+plains had long been the theatre; and the force employed, permanently or
+occasionally, in this way amounts to <i>a hundred and sixty thousand</i>! The
+consequence has been a <i>diminution</i> of crime and commitments, during the
+last forty years, fully as remarkable as this simultaneous increase in
+the British islands. The official reports which have been compiled in
+India by the British authorities, exhibit of late years the pleasing
+prospect of a decrease of serious crime to a third or fourth part of its
+former amount.<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a></p>
+
+<p>Look at France during the same period. That there is in that great
+country a numerous and well-organized police force, will not probably be
+denied by those who know any thing, either of its present circumstances
+by observation, or its past from history. Unlike Great Britain, it is
+universally established and raised, not by separate acts of Parliament,
+local effort, and contribution, but by a <i>general</i> assessment, under the
+name of "Centimes Additionels," yet varying in particular districts,
+according to the necessity and amount of the defensive force, but, in
+all, imposed by the authority and levied by the officers of government.
+And what has been the result? Is it that crime, from being generally
+brought to light, evinces the same steady and alarming increase which is
+conspicuous in all parts of the British islands? Quite the reverse:
+criminal law and a powerful system of police appear there in their true
+light, as checking and deterring from crime. Population is advancing
+steadily though slowly in that country, crime is stationary or
+declining;<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a> and while the most powerful and efficient police in Europe
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_539" id="Page_539">[Pg 539]</a></span>
+only bring to light about 7000 serious criminals annually out of
+34,000,000 souls&mdash;that is, 1 in 6700&mdash;in Great Britain, out of a
+population, including England and Scotland, of 18,000,000 in round
+numbers, there were in 1842 no less than 34,800 persons charged with
+serious crimes before the criminal tribunals, or 1 in 514&mdash;in other
+words, serious crime is <i>fourteen times</i> as prevalent in Great Britain
+as it is in France. Nothing can more clearly demonstrate the deplorable
+fallacy of those who ascribe the present extraordinary frequency and
+uninterrupted growth of crime in this country, as attested by the
+criminal returns, to the vigilance of the police in bringing it to
+light.</p>
+
+<p>In truth, so far from its being the case that crime is now better looked
+after, and therefore more frequently brought to light than formerly, and
+that it is that which swells our criminal returns, the fact is directly
+the reverse. So weak, feeble, and disjointed, are the efforts of our
+various multiform and unconnected police establishments over the country
+generally,<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> that we assert, without the fear of contradiction by any
+person practically acquainted with the subject, that the amount of
+undetected and unpunished crime is rapidly on the increase, and is now
+greater than it was in any former period. We would recommend any person
+who doubts this statement, to go to any of the criminal establishments
+in the country, and compare the list of informations of serious crimes
+lodged with those of offenders committed; he will find the latter are
+scarcely ever so much as a third of the former. These facts do not
+appear in the criminal returns, because they are not called for; and the
+police-officers are in no hurry to publish facts which proclaim the
+insufficiency of the means of repressing crime at their disposal. But
+occasionally, and under the pressure of immediate danger, or a strong
+sense of duty on the part of the public functionaries, they do come out.
+For example, it was stated by Mr Millar, the head of the Glasgow police,
+(a most able and active officer,) in a letter read at the county meeting
+of Lanarkshire on 21st January 1843, on the subject of a police for the
+rural district of that and the adjoining counties, that in the three
+months immediately preceding that date, <i>ninety-one</i> cases of theft,
+chiefly by housebreaking, had been reported at the Glasgow
+police-office, committed in the neighbourhood of Glasgow, but beyond the
+police bounds; and that from his own information, and that of the other
+officers of his establishment, this number, great as it was, was not <i>a
+third</i> of the crimes of that description which had actually been
+committed during that period. On the other hand, it was stated by the
+sheriff of the county at the same meeting, that in only fourteen of
+these ninety-one cases had any trace whatever been got of the
+delinquents. In other words, the number of instances in which any clue
+was obtained to the criminals was only fourteen out of 273, or <i>one in
+twenty nearly</i>. And yet this miserable driblet of one in twenty,
+exhibits in the criminal returns for Lanarkshire an increase of 75 <i>per
+cent</i> in seven years, or a duplication in ten. This instance, to which
+hundreds of others might be added from all parts of the country, shows
+how extreme is the illusion of those who lay the flattering unction to
+their souls, that serious crime is not now more prevalent than it was
+formerly, but only better brought to light.</p>
+
+<p>In truth, it has long been known, that in consequence of the relaxation
+of the severity of our criminal code, and the astonishing increase of
+serious crimes which cannot be passed over, a vast number of criminals
+are now disposed of in the police courts, and never appear in the
+criminal returns at all, who, twenty years ago, were deemed felons of
+the very highest class, and visited often with death, always with
+transportation. It was stated in parliament as a subject of complaint
+against the Lancashire magistrates, that during the insurrection of 1842
+in that county, nearly ten thousand persons were imprisoned, and let go
+after a short confinement, without ever being brought to trial. During
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_540" id="Page_540">[Pg 540]</a></span>
+the disturbances in the same year, in Lanarkshire and many other
+counties of Scotland, (especially Ayrshire, Fife, and Mid-Lothian,) the
+accumulation of prisoners was so great, that not only were none detained
+for trial but those against whom the evidence was altogether conclusive;
+but that great numbers were remitted for trial before the summary
+tribunals, and escaped with a month or two of imprisonment, who had
+committed capital crimes, and a few years before would infallibly have
+been transported for fourteen years. We are getting on so fast, that
+nothing is more common now than to see hardened criminals, both in
+England and Scotland, disposed of by the police magistrates, and for
+capital crimes receive a few months imprisonment. Their names and crimes
+never appear in the returns at all. There is no fault attached to any
+one for this seeming laxity. The thing is unavoidable. If the class of
+cases were all sent to the higher tribunals which formerly were
+considered privative to them, the judges, were they twice as numerous as
+they are, would sit in the criminal courts from one year's end to
+another, and the jails would still be choked up with untried criminals,
+numbers of whom would linger for years in confinement.</p>
+
+<p>The Liberal party, in the beginning of the present century, were
+unanimous in imputing the vast increase of crime to the defects of our
+criminal law. The nominal severity of that system, it was said, and said
+justly, with its uncertain punishments and frequent opportunities of
+escape, afforded in fact a bounty on the commission of crime. Injured
+parties declined to give information for fear of being bound over to
+prosecute; witnesses were reluctant to give evidence, judges caught at
+legal quibbles, juries violated their oaths, in order to save the
+accused from a punishment which all felt was disproportioned to the
+offence; and thus the great object of criminal jurisprudence, certainty
+of punishment, was entirely defeated. There was much truth in these
+observations, but much fallacy in the hope that their removal would
+effect any reduction in the number of offences. The object sought for
+was carried. Humane principles were triumphant. The labours of Sir
+Samuel Romilly and Sir James Mackintosh, aided by the cautious wisdom
+and experienced ability of Sir R. Peel, produced a total revolution in
+our criminal jurisprudence. The old stain has been removed: we need no
+longer fear a comparison With the laws of Draco. For the last fifteen
+years so many offences, formerly capital, have had that dreadful penalty
+removed, that the law in Great Britain, as now practically administered,
+is probably the mildest in Europe. Death is scarce ever inflicted except
+for murder; in cases of housebreaking, even when attended with personal
+violence, it is never thought of. The executions in Great Britain now
+range from twenty-five to thirty-five only a-year, instead of a hundred
+and fifty or two hundred, which they formerly were. And what has been
+the result? Has the promised and expected diminution of crime taken
+place, in consequence of the increased certainty of punishment, and the
+almost total removal of all reasonable or conscientious scruples at
+being concerned in a prosecution? Quite the reverse. The whole
+prophecies and anticipations of the Liberal school have been falsified
+by the result. Crime, so far from declining, has signally increased; and
+its progress has never been so rapid as during the last fifteen years,
+when the lenity of its administration has been at its maximum. An
+inspection of the returns of serious crimes already given, will
+completely demonstrate this.</p>
+
+<p>Next, it was said, that education would lay the axe to the root of
+crime; that ignorance was the parent of vice; and, by diffusing the
+school-master, you would extinguish the greater part of the wickedness
+which afflicted society; that the providing of cheap, innocent, and
+elevating amusements for the leisure hours of the working-classes, would
+prove the best antidote to their degrading propensities; and that then,
+and then only, would crime really be arrested, when the lamp of
+knowledge burned in every mechanic's workshop, in every peasant's
+cottage. The idea was plausible, it was seducing, it was amiable; and
+held forth the prospect of general improvement of morals from the
+enlarged culture of mind. The present generation is generally, it may
+almost be said universally, imbued with these opinions; and the efforts
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_541" id="Page_541">[Pg 541]</a></span>
+accordingly made for the instruction of the working-classes during the
+last twenty-five years, have been unprecedented in any former period of
+our history. What have been the results? Has crime declined in
+proportion to the spread of education? Are the best instructed classes
+the least vicious? Has eating of the fruit of the tree of knowledge
+diminished the power of the Tempter? So far from it, the consequences,
+hitherto at least, have been melancholy and foreboding in the extreme.</p>
+
+<p>The criminal returns of Great Britain and Ireland for the last twenty
+years, demonstrate that the uneducated criminals are about a third of
+the whole: in other words, the educated criminals are to the uneducated
+as two to one.<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id="FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> In Scotland, the educated criminals, are about <i>four
+times</i> the uneducated; in England, just double; in Ireland, they are
+nearly equal. Nay, what is still more remarkable, while the number of
+uneducated criminals, especially in Scotland, is yearly diminishing,
+that of educated ones is yearly increasing.<a name="FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> In France, the criminal
+returns have for long demonstrated that the amount of crime, in all the
+eighty-four departments of the monarchy, is just in proportion to the
+number of educated persons which each contains; a fact the more
+remarkable, as three-fifths of the whole inhabitants of the country have
+received no education whatever.<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id="FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a> Of the criminals actually brought
+before the Courts of Assize, which correspond to our Old Bailey and
+Circuit Courts, it appears that about four-sevenths are educated, and
+three-sevenths destitute of any instruction; which gives a greater
+proportion of criminals to the educated than the uneducated class, as
+three-fifths of the people are wholly uninstructed.<a name="FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> But what is most
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_542" id="Page_542">[Pg 542]</a></span>
+marvellous of all, the criminal returns of Prussia, the most universally
+educated country in Europe, where the duty of teaching the young is
+enforced by law upon parents of every description, and entire ignorance
+is wholly unknown, the proportion of criminals to the entire population
+is TWELVE TIMES greater than in France, where education of any sort has
+only been imparted to <i>two-fifths</i> of the community.<a name="FNanchor_13_13" id="FNanchor_13_13"></a><a href="#Footnote_13_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a> These facts are
+startling&mdash;they run adverse to many preconceived ideas&mdash;they overturn
+many favourite theories; but they are not the less facts, and it is by
+facts alone that correct conclusions are to be drawn in regard to human
+affairs. In America too, it appears from the criminal returns, many of
+which, in particular towns and states, are quoted in Buckingham's
+<i>Travels</i>, that the educated criminals are to the uneducated often as
+three, generally as two, to one. These facts completely settle the
+question; although, probably, the whole present generation must descend
+to their graves before the truth on the subject is generally
+acknowledged.</p>
+
+<p>But to any one who reflects on the principles of human nature, and the
+moving powers by which it is impelled, whether towards virtue or vice,
+such a result must appear not only intelligible but unavoidable. It is
+our desires which are our tempters. All the statistical returns prove
+that the great majority of educated persons, generally at least
+three-fourths of the whole, have received an <i>imperfect</i> education. They
+have just got knowledge enough to incur its dangers; they have not got
+enough either to experience its utility or share in its elevation. Their
+desires are inflamed, their imaginations excited, their cravings
+multiplied by what they read; but neither their understandings
+strengthened, their habits improved, nor their hearts purified. The
+great bulk of mankind at all times, and especially in all manufacturing
+communities, can only receive an imperfect education. It is not in the
+age of twelve hours' labour at factories, and of the employment of
+children without restraint in coal and iron mines, that any thing
+approaching to a thorough education can be imparted to the working
+classes, at least in the manufacturing districts. The conclusion to be
+drawn from this is, not that education is hopeless and should be
+abandoned, in relation to the great bulk of men&mdash;for we every day, in
+detached instances, have proof of its immense and blessed influence; the
+conclusion is, that it is by the active, not the intellectual powers,
+the desires, not the understanding, that the great majority of men are
+governed; that it is the vast addition civilisation and commerce make to
+the wants and passions of men, which constitutes the real cause of its
+demoralizing influence; and that these dangers never will be obviated
+till means are discovered of combating sin with its own weapons, and by
+desires as extensively felt as its passions. We must fight it, not only
+with the armour of reason, but the fire of imagination. It is by
+<i>enlisting the desires on the side of virtue and order</i>, that we can
+alone generally influence mankind.</p>
+
+<p>It is astonishing how many ways men will turn before they can be brought
+to admit the simple truth unfolded in the book of Jeremiah and enforced
+in every page of the gospel, that the heart is "deceitful above all
+things, and desperately wicked." Driven from the chimeras of mild
+punishment and general education as antidotes against the antagonist
+power of sin, philanthropists have at last taken refuge in the
+infallible effects of <i>solitary confinement</i>. Punishment, it was said,
+is the real demoralizer of society; it is our jails which are the
+hotbeds and nurseries of crime. Reform them&mdash;separate the hardened
+criminal from the apprentice to crime&mdash;let solitary confinement teach
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_543" id="Page_543">[Pg 543]</a></span>
+its impressive lessons, and confer its regular habits; and vice, with
+all its concomitant evils, will disappear from the land. At the same
+time a great impression was made on the legislature by a graphic, and,
+in some respects, just description of the suffering in the penal
+colonies of New South Wales; and the result has been a general adoption,
+over the whole empire, of the system of long imprisonment instead of
+transportation, to an extent previously unknown since the system of
+forced convict-labour in the colonies was introduced. All persons
+practically acquainted with the subject were aware of the result in
+which their experiment would terminate, and the fearful multiplication
+of irreclaimable criminals to which it would lead in the heart of the
+empire. But unfortunately the persons practically acquainted with the
+subject had scarcely a voice in the legislature&mdash;the current ran strong
+in favour of lengthened imprisonment, and the abolition, except in very
+bad cases, of transportation. The judges gave ample scope to the new
+system, and it received in every point of view a fair experiment.
+Highway robbers, housebreakers, and habitual thieves, received, in great
+numbers of cases, sentences of imprisonment, instead of transportation
+for life or fourteen years. The jails at the same time were every where
+improved; a general system of prison discipline was adopted and
+enforced; and solitary confinement, with hard labour, became almost
+universal. And what has been the result? Why, that it has been now
+demonstrated by experience, that even the longest imprisonments, and the
+best system of prison discipline, have no effect, or scarce any, in
+reclaiming offenders; and that the only effect of the new system has
+been, to crowd the jails with convicts and the streets with thieves; to
+load the counties with assessments and the calendars with prisoners; to
+starve New South Wales for want of compulsory labour, and oppress Great
+Britain by the redundance of hardened idleness. We speak of a matter the
+subject of universal notoriety: ample proof of it will be furnished in a
+future Number.</p>
+
+<p>But, what is most alarming of all, it has now been completely
+demonstrated, that we are not to look even to the general spread of
+religious instruction for any immediate or even rapid diminution of
+crime, or amelioration of the habits of the labouring classes. We say
+<i>immediate or rapid</i>, because none can be more sensible than we are,
+that it is thus alone that crime in the end is to be arrested, and that
+the efforts now making in this respect in all parts of the British
+empire, are laying the only foundation whereon in future times the
+superstructure of a moral and orderly society are to be laid. But, as
+every system must be tested by its fruits, and these fruits in the
+present forced and artificial state of society are so rapidly brought
+forth&mdash;it is worse than useless to go on encouraging expectations of an
+<i>early</i> reformation of society from the extension of church
+establishments, the zeal of dissenters, or the efforts of clerical
+instructors. Depend upon it, half a century must elapse before these
+praiseworthy and philanthropic efforts produce any <i>general</i> effect on
+the frame of society. We shall be fortunate indeed, if in a whole
+century the existing evils are in any material degree lessened, and
+society has gone on so long without one of those terrible convulsions,
+like the French Revolution, which at once destroy the prospects of the
+present generation and the hopes of the next.</p>
+
+<p>The reason is, that degraded and sensual men have an instinctive
+aversion to religious truth, and a still greater distaste for religious
+restraint. The carnal man is at war with God. When will this great
+truth, so loudly proclaimed in every page of the gospel, be practically
+acknowledged and acted upon? To those who are acquainted with the
+anatomy of crime, and who see exemplified in real life the courses of
+the wicked, its truth becomes not only evident, but of overwhelming
+importance. The strength of the world consists in its pleasures and
+enjoyments. It is the vehemence of the desire for these pleasures and
+enjoyments, which constitutes the fearful force of its temptations. The
+whole progress of society, the whole efforts of man, the whole
+accumulations of wealth are directed, in its later stages, to augment
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_544" id="Page_544">[Pg 544]</a></span>
+these desires. Necessities in a large portion of society being provided
+for, pleasures only are thought of. Civilisation increases them, for it
+augments enjoyment: commerce, for it multiplies the wealth by which it
+is purchased: ingenuity, for it adds to the instruments of luxury:
+knowledge, for it spreads an ardent, and often exaggerated picture of
+its gratifications. The whole efforts of man in civilized life are
+directed to the increase of human enjoyment, the incitement of human
+desire. Need we wonder, then, if religion, which prescribes an
+<i>abstinence</i> from the pleasures of sin, which enjoins continence to the
+sensual, sobriety to the drunkard, reflection to the unheeding,
+gentleness to the irascible, restraint to the voluptuous, probity to the
+avaricious, punishment to the profligate, meets in such an age with very
+few votaries? Some, doubtless, will always be found, who, disgusted with
+the profligacy with which they are surrounded, are led only the more
+rapidly to a life of rectitude and duty by such vice; but how many are
+they amidst the crowd of sensual and unreflecting? Perhaps one in
+twenty. The great mass pass quietly by on the other side; they do not
+say there is no God, but they live altogether without God in the world.
+In vain are efforts made to reclaim the vicious, to bring up their
+children in the way they should go, in the hope that when they are old
+they will not desert it. The grown-up will not go to church; in
+manufacturing towns they will not even put on Sunday's clothes, but
+revel in intoxication or sloth in their working-dresses all the Lord's
+day; except when softened by misfortune, or roused by calamity, they
+will not listen, even at home, to the voice of religious counsel.
+Children may learn their catechism, and repeat their responses at
+school; but when they become men and women, will they resist the
+temptations by which they are surrounded? Numerous congregations are
+often suddenly formed by the planting of an eloquent and earnest divine
+into a densely peopled and neglected locality; but where does the
+congregation in general come from? Go into the thinned or deserted
+churches or chapels in its vicinity, and you will find you have only
+<i>transferred</i> the serious and Christian community from one place of
+worship to another.</p>
+
+<p>Nor let it be said that these dangers affect only a limited portion of
+the community, and that, provided only society holds together, and
+property is upon the whole secure, it is of little consequence to the
+great bulk of the nation whether its criminals are doubling or tripling
+every ten years, whether its convicts are hanged, imprisoned, or
+transported. Doubtless that is the view taken by the majority of men,
+and which ever makes them resist so strenuously any measures calculated
+to arrest the general evils by a forced contribution from all classes of
+the state. But is such a view of so very serious a matter either
+justified by reason, or warranted by a durable regard to self-interest?
+Considered in reference only to immediate advantage, and with a view to
+avert the much-dreaded evil of an assessment, is it expedient to allow
+crime to go on increasing at the fearful rate which it has done in this
+country during the last forty years? Can we regard without disquietude
+the appalling facts demonstrated by the Parliamentary returns of
+population and commitments&mdash;that the people are augmenting three times
+as fast in the manufacturing as the agricultural districts&mdash;that
+detected and punished crime is multiplying in the former three times as
+fast as the people&mdash;and crime really committed three times as much as
+that which is brought to light? What can be expected from a state in
+which crime, in the manufacturing districts, is thus increasing
+TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES <i>as fast as mankind in the rural</i>? From what sources
+does this overflowing stream of recklessness, profligacy, and misery,
+which overflows our workhouses and fills our jails, mainly spring, but
+from this prodigious and unrestrained increase of crime and depravity
+among the working classes in the manufacturing districts? Must not such
+a state of things lead to a constant augmentation of poor-rates, county
+rates, and jail assessments? And how short-sighted is the policy which
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_545" id="Page_545">[Pg 545]</a></span>
+allows these oppressive burdens to go on constantly increasing, merely
+from terror of incurring additional expense in striving to arrest them,
+and hopes to avoid danger, like the partridge, by putting its head in
+the bush, and ceasing to look it in the face?</p>
+
+<p>But most of all, in a public and political view, is this extraordinary
+increase of crime in our manufacturing districts, a subject of serious
+and anxious consideration to all classes in the state. It is in vain to
+seek to conceal, it is folly to attempt to deny, that in the dense
+masses of the manufacturers the real danger of Great Britain is to be
+found. Though not amounting, upon the whole, to more than a tenth part
+of the nation, they are incomparably the most alarming from their close
+proximity to each other, the fierce passions which the revolutionary
+press has long nourished among them, and the perfect organization which,
+under the direction Of the leaders of their trades' unions, they have
+long attained. The insurrection in the manufacturing districts of
+England, and violent strikes in Scotland in 1842, may warn us of the
+danger of such an outbreak, especially when combined, as the next will
+almost certainly be, with a general rebellion of the Irish Repealers.
+Infinite local mischief, incredible destruction of life and property,
+would inevitably follow any serious and general insurrection among them;
+even though crushed, as in the end it certainly would be, by an united
+effort of the other classes in the state. But is the shock to credit,
+the destruction of capital, the breaking of the bread of hundreds of
+thousands, nothing in a national point of view? And what can augment the
+dangers of such local insurrections so much as the acknowledged fact,
+that crime is making unprecedented progress amongst them; that so
+general have the causes of dissoluteness become, that whole masses are
+brought up in depraved and reckless habits, on the verge of, if not
+actually committing crime; and that "<i>les classes dangereuses</i>" are
+daily receiving additional accessions on the depraved, the dissolute,
+and abandoned from all the other ranks in the state.</p>
+
+<p>Let us therefore no longer deceive ourselves, or attempt to deceive
+others. Crime is making extraordinary and unprecedented progress amongst
+us; it is advancing with a rapidity unparalleled in any other European
+state: if not arrested, it will come to render the country unbearable;
+and will terminate in multiplying to such an extent "<i>les classes
+dangereuses</i>," as they have been well denominated by the French, as, on
+the first serious political convulsion, may come to endanger the state.
+It has advanced with undeviating and fearful rapidity through all the
+successive delusions which have been trusted to in the country to check
+its progress. With equal ease it has cast aside the visions of Sir
+Samuel Romilly and the advocates of lenient punishment&mdash;the dreams of
+Lord Brougham and the supporters of general education&mdash;the theories of
+the Archbishop of Dublin and the enemies of transportation&mdash;the hopes of
+Lord John Russell and the partizans of improved prison discipline at
+home. Even the blessed arm of the gospel has hitherto failed in checking
+its advance amongst us; and it nowhere appears in more appalling colours
+than in the districts where the greatest and most strenuous efforts have
+been made for the moral and religious instruction of the people. "Nous
+avons donn&eacute;s &agrave; penser," as the French say. Ample subject for serious
+reflection has been furnished to our readers till a future occasion,
+when the cause of this general failure, and the means requisite for the
+diminution of crime, will be considered.</p>
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a>
+
+Table showing the progress of crime in the British islands since
+1805, in so far as can be ascertained.</p>
+
+<table summary="Progress of Crime">
+<tr><td>
+ <table summary="Progress of Crime PartI" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+ <tr><th>Years</th><th>England.</th><th>Scotland.</th><th>Ireland.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1805</td><td align="right">4605</td><td align="right">89</td><td align="right">3600</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1806</td><td align="right">4346</td><td align="right">101</td><td align="right">3781</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1807</td><td align="right">4446</td><td align="right">97</td><td align="right">3522</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1808</td><td align="right">4735</td><td align="right">124</td><td align="right">3704</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1809</td><td align="right">5330</td><td align="right">Chasm.</td><td align="right">3641</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1810</td><td align="right">5146</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">3799</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1811</td><td align="right">5337</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">4162</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1812</td><td align="right">6576</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">4286</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1813</td><td align="right">7164</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">Chasm.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1814</td><td align="right">6390</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1815</td><td align="right">7818</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1816</td><td align="right">9091</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1817</td><td align="right">13,932</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1818</td><td align="right">13,567</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1819</td><td align="right">14,254</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1820</td><td align="right">13,710</td><td align="right">1486</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1821</td><td align="right">13,115</td><td align="right">1522</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1822</td><td align="right">12,241</td><td align="right">1691</td><td align="right">13,251</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1823</td><td align="right">12,263</td><td align="right">1733</td><td align="right">14,632</td></tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+<td></td>
+<td>
+ <table summary="Progress of Crime PartII" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+ <tr><th>Years</th><th>England.</th><th>Scotland.</th><th>Ireland.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1824</td><td align="right">13,698</td><td align="right">1802</td><td align="right">15,258</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1825</td><td align="right">14,437</td><td align="right">1876</td><td align="right">15,515</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1826</td><td align="right">16,164</td><td align="right">1999</td><td align="right">16,318</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1827</td><td align="right">17,924</td><td align="right">2116</td><td align="right">18,031</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1828</td><td align="right">16,564</td><td align="right">2024</td><td align="right">14,683</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1829</td><td align="right">18,675</td><td align="right">2063</td><td align="right">15,271</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1830</td><td align="right">18,107</td><td align="right">2329</td><td align="right">15,794</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1831</td><td align="right">19,647</td><td align="right">2451</td><td align="right">16,192</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1832</td><td align="right">20,829</td><td align="right">2431</td><td align="right">16,056</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1833</td><td align="right">20,072</td><td align="right">2564</td><td align="right">17,819</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1834</td><td align="right">22,451</td><td align="right">2691</td><td align="right">24,381</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1835</td><td align="right">20,731</td><td align="right">2867</td><td align="right">21,205</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1836</td><td align="right">20,984</td><td align="right">3922</td><td align="right">23,891</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1837</td><td align="right">23,612</td><td align="right">3126</td><td align="right">24,804</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1838</td><td align="right">23,094</td><td align="right">3418</td><td align="right">25,723</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1839</td><td align="right">24,443</td><td align="right">3409</td><td align="right">26,392</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1840</td><td align="right">27,187</td><td align="right">3872</td><td align="right">23,833</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1841</td><td align="right">27,760</td><td align="right">3562</td><td align="right">20,796</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1842</td><td align="right">31,309</td><td align="right">3884</td><td align="right">&nbsp;</td></tr>
+</table>
+</td></tr></table>
+
+<p>&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Porter's</span> <i>Progress of the Nation</i>, iii. 172, 227.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> <span class='smcap'>Moreau</span>, <i>Stat. de la Grande Bretagne</i>, vol. ii. p. 317.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> Census of 1841.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> <span class='smcap'>Porter's</span> <i>Parliamentary Tables</i>.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> These facts were all proved in the subsequent trial of the leaders
+of the riot, at Edinburgh.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> Table showing the diminution of crime in British India:&mdash;</p>
+
+
+
+ <table summary="Circuit Court of Bengal" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+ <tr><td colspan="6" align="center"><span class="smcap">Circuit Court Of Bengal</span>.</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><th>Burglary.</th><th>Cattle-stealing.</th><th>Fraud.</th><th>Larceny.</th><th>Total.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1816 to 1818</td><td align="right">2853</td><td align="right">203</td><td align="right">150</td><td align="right">1516</td><td align="right">3722</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1825 to 1827</td><td align="right">1036</td><td align="right">31</td><td align="right">49</td><td align="right">223</td><td align="right">1339</td></tr>
+</table>
+<br />
+
+ <table summary="Lower and Western Provinces of Bengal" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+<tr><td colspan="6" align="center"><span class="smcap">Lower and Western Provinces Of Bengal</span>.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td><span class="smcap">Lower</span></td><td colspan="3" align="center"><span class='smcap'>Western</span></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">&nbsp;</td><th>Sentenced.</th><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Gang Robberies.</th><th>Murder.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1816</td><td align="right">13,869</td><td align="right">1807</td><td align="right">1481</td><td align="right">406</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1827</td><td align="right">8075</td><td align="right">1824</td><td align="right">234</td><td align="right">30</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Martin's</span> <i>British Colonies</i>. 12mo, Edin. IX. 322, 329</div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> Table showing the persons accused at the Assize Courts of France in
+the under mentioned years:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <table summary="Persons accused at the Assize Courts of France" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+<tr><td align="right">1828&mdash;6922</td><td align="right">1832&mdash;7565</td><td align="right">1836&mdash;6289</td><td align="right">1840&mdash;6117</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1829&mdash;7359</td><td align="right">1833&mdash;6694</td><td align="right">1837&mdash;7164</td><td>1841&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1830&mdash;6962</td><td align="right">1834&mdash;6952</td><td align="right">1838&mdash;6872</td><td>1842&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1831&mdash;7604</td><td align="right">1835&mdash;6371</td><td align="right">1839&mdash;6271</td><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Porter's</span> <i>Parl. Tables</i>, vi. 346.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> We except the police of London, which is admirable, and also that of
+Liverpool, Glasgow, Manchester, and Edinburgh; where, though there is
+great room for improvement, much has been done in this way to repress
+crime.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> Table showing the instruction of criminals over the British Empire
+in 1841.</p>
+
+ <table summary="Instruction of criminals over the British Empire in 1841" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+ <tr><td colspan="4">&nbsp;</td><td colspan="2" align="center">Total.</td></tr>
+ <tr><th>Neither read nor write.</th><th>Imperfectly.</th><th>Well.</th><th>Superior.</th><th>Educated.</th><th>Uneducated.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">England...9220</td><td align="right">13,732</td><td align="right">2,253</td><td align="right">126</td><td align="right">18,171</td><td align="right">9,220</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Scotland...696</td><td align="right">2,248</td><td align="right">554</td><td align="right">42</td><td align="right">2,834</td><td align="right">696</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Ireland...7152<br />&mdash;&mdash;<br />17,068</td><td align="right">3,084<br />&mdash;&mdash;<br />19,064</td><td align="right">5,631<br />&mdash;&mdash;<br />8,438</td><td align="right">0<br />&mdash;&mdash;<br />168</td><td align="right">8,733<br />&mdash;&mdash;<br />29,738</td><td align="right">7,152<br />&mdash;&mdash;<br />17,068</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+
+
+<p>&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Porter's</span> <i>Progress of the Nation</i>, iii. 201, 214, 215, 232.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> Table showing the centesimal proportion of crime in relation to
+education in the under-mentioned years.</p>
+
+ <table summary="Centesimal proportion of crime in relation to education" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+ <tr><td>&nbsp;</td><th>Unable to read <br />or write.</th><th>Imperfectly.</th><th>Well.</th><th>Superior.</th><th>Not ascertained.</th><th>Total.</th></tr>
+
+<tr><td align="right">1836</td><td align="right">33.52</td><td align="right">52.53</td><td align="right">10.36</td><td align="right">0.91</td><td align="right">2.68</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1837</td><td align="right">35.85</td><td align="right">52.08</td><td align="right">9.45</td><td align="right">0.43</td><td align="right">2.18</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1838</td><td align="right">34.42</td><td align="right">53.41</td><td align="right">9.77</td><td align="right">0.34</td><td align="right">2.08</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1839</td><td align="right">33.53</td><td align="right">53.48</td><td align="right">10.07</td><td align="right">0.32</td><td align="right">2.60</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1840</td><td align="right">33.32</td><td align="right">55.57</td><td align="right">8.29</td><td align="right">0.37</td><td align="right">2.45</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1841</td><td align="right">33.21</td><td align="right">56.67</td><td align="right">7.10</td><td align="right">0.43</td><td align="right">2.27</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1842</td><td align="right">32.33</td><td align="right">58.52</td><td align="right">6.77</td><td align="right">0.22 </td><td align="right">2.34</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+&mdash;<i>Parl. Papers</i>, 5th May 1843. <span class='smcap'>M'Culloch</span>, <i>Stat. of Great Britain</i>, i.
+476-7.61</div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> See <span class='smcap'>Guerry's</span> <i>Stat. Tables of France</i>.</p></div>
+
+
+
+
+<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a><a href="#FNanchor_12_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a>
+
+ <table summary="Extent of Education" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+ <tr><th>&nbsp;</th><th>Uneducated.</th><th>Imperfectly educated.</th><th>Good do.</th><th>Superior do.</th><th> Total educated.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1828</td><td align="right">4,116</td><td align="right">1,858</td><td align="right">780</td><td align="right">118</td><td align="right">2,756</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1831</td><td align="right">4,600</td><td align="right">2,047</td><td align="right">767</td><td align="right">190</td><td align="right">3,004</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">1834</td><td align="right">4,080</td><td align="right">2,061</td><td align="right">608</td><td align="right">203</td><td align="right">2,872</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Porter's</span> <i>Parl. Tables</i>, ii. 346.</div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_13_13" id="Footnote_13_13"></a><a href="#FNanchor_13_13"><span class="label">[13]</span></a></p>
+
+
+ <table summary="Crimes against the person" cellpadding="5">
+ <tr><td>In France and Prussia there were in 1826.&mdash;</td><th>Prussia.</th><th>France.</th></tr>
+<tr><td>Crimes against the person</td><td align="right">1 in 34.122</td><td align="right">1 in 32.411</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Do.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;property</td><td align="right">1 in 597</td><td align="right">1 in 9.392</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Do.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the whole</td><td align="right">1 in 587</td><td align="right">1 in&nbsp; 7.285</td></tr>
+</table>
+<br />
+
+</div>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_546" id="Page_546">[Pg 546]</a></span></p>
+<h2><a name="RHINE_AND_RHINELANDERS" id="RHINE_AND_RHINELANDERS"></a>RHINE AND RHINELANDERS</h2>
+
+
+<p>"On the Rhine, I am never more than twenty years old!" says the Countess
+Ida Hahn Hahn, in her <i>Erinnerungen</i>. "There only do I feel myself
+quite at home. Whether arriving from the Baltic or the Guadalquivir, I
+have always a recurrence of the same nameless home-feeling, which
+renders me at once happy and tranquil. O, the Rhine! the Rhine! What are
+other rivers&mdash;your Seine, and Garonne, and Tagus&mdash;compared with him? But
+small and secondary streams beside the mighty Rhine. There are certain
+rivers which represent nations, and ideas, and periods of history&mdash;the
+Scamander for instance, bringing to our thoughts the days of Grecian
+heroism; when men fought with gods, and in so doing seemed to wrest from
+them a portion of their supernatural strength and beauty&mdash;the Nile, the
+priestly Nile, mysterious as a dogma, but rich in blessings as the
+agency of a divine spirit; concealed in its source, but manifest in its
+operation&mdash;then the Jordan, the stream of revelation, on whose banks is
+heard the rushing of the wings of the dove, while a voice, other than
+that of man, murmurs over the waters&mdash;and the Tiber, a small and muddy
+stream, but the gigantic and sparkling reflex of Rome's immortal
+turrets. But the Rhine, that heroic river, which nations never cross
+without buckling on their armour for the fight; and yet, on whose banks
+life is so free, so safe, and so delightful. Hark to the clatter of
+wine-cups, the echoes of music, the whispered legends, and the clash of
+weapons! while the old river flows on so cheerily, murmuring as he goes
+words of encouragement to his children.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"I embrace thee, O Rhine! and wherever I go I will not cease to love
+thee.</p>
+</div>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"When I pass in review all the beautiful scenes I have visited, and then
+ask myself the question, Where I would fain see the sun set for the last
+time? the answer is unhesitating and heartfelt, and invariably the
+same&mdash;'Behind Stobzenfels, on the Rhine.'"</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>It would be difficult better to illustrate German veneration and
+affection for the Rhine, than by the above passages from one of the most
+intellectual female writers of the day&mdash;a writer whose works will bear
+comparison with those of George Sand for genius and masculine vigour of
+style, (exempt, however, from much that is objectionable in the
+French-woman;) while for elegance, taste, and a fine feeling for art and
+poetry, they may be placed on the same line with those of our own
+"Ennuy&eacute;e." What the Countess Hahn Hahn feels and expresses with all the
+fervour of a poetical imagination&mdash;the sort of exhilarating and exulting
+love for the most classical stream of modern story&mdash;is felt in a greater
+or less degree by all intellectual classes of Germans. Their veneration
+for the old river that waters one of the sunniest and fairest districts
+of the Vaterland, is profound; their admiration of the natural beauties,
+and of the vestiges of days gone by, that abound upon its banks,
+unceasing. German patriotism is comprehensive: it hails as one country
+all the wide lands in which the Teuton tongue is spoken; and in nearly
+all those lands is the Rhine thought and talked of with an admiration
+amounting to enthusiasm. By a contradiction, however, of not unfrequent
+occurrence, the people who seem least capable of sharing this feeling,
+are those who ought to be most under its influence&mdash;the inhabitants of
+the Rhine-country itself. The well known and often quoted passage of
+Jean Jacques, applied by him to the dwellers on the shores of Lake
+Leman, is equally applicable to the denizens of the Rhineland. "Je
+dirois volontiers &agrave; ceux qui ont du go&ucirc;t et sont sensibles&mdash;allez &agrave;
+Vevey, visitez le pays, examinez les sites, promenez vous sur le lac; et
+dites si la nature n'a pas fait ce beau pays pour une Julie, pour une
+Claire, et pour un St Preux; mais&mdash;&mdash; ne les y cherchez pas." In like
+manner we would say&mdash;Visit the Rhine, not as most tourists do, by
+rushing in a steam-boat from Rotterdam or Cologne to Basle or Baden, but
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_547" id="Page_547">[Pg 547]</a></span>
+deliberately, on shore as well as on the water, climbing the mountains
+and strolling through the valleys, seeking out the innumerable and
+enchanting points of view, and contemplating them by sunset and sunrise,
+in the broad glare of noon and by the subdued evening light; and then
+say whether such a country is not worthy of different inhabitants from
+the mongrel race, part German, part Flemish, part French, which it now
+possesses&mdash;a population which, when it has consumed its five or six
+heavy meals, smoked a dozen or two pipes, and slept its long sleep of
+repletion, considers it has done its duty to God and man, and troubles
+itself little with such intangible matters as poetical reveries or
+mental cultivation.</p>
+
+<p>But we are running away from our subject, and losing sight of the
+intention we had in commencing this paper, which was, to hook ourselves
+on to the dexter arm of that indefatigable rambler, M. Alexander Dumas,
+and accompany him in an excursion up the Rhine. He thinks proper to
+proceed thither by way of Belgium, and we must conform to his
+arrangements. In due time we shall return to our Rhenish friends.</p>
+
+<p>M. Dumas's earliest care, on arriving at Brussels, was to deliver to
+King Leopold a letter of recommendation with which he had provided
+himself for that monarch; and he hastened to the palace, where he
+obtained admission, he tells us, more easily than he could have done at
+Paris at the house of a second-rate banker. We were not aware that the
+French <i>bureaucratie</i> of the day were of such difficult access, and
+would strongly advise them, since it is so, to take pattern by his
+Belgian majesty; who in this instance, however, was not at Brussels at
+all, but at his country palace of Lacken, whither M. Dumas proceeds.
+Here he is immediately ushered into the king's presence.</p>
+
+<p>"After a quarter of an hour's conversation," says our traveller, "which
+his Majesty was pleased to put at once upon a footing of familiar chat,
+I became convinced that I was speaking with the most philosophical king
+who had ever existed, not excepting Frederick the Great."</p>
+
+<p>We congratulate M. Dumas sincerely upon the exquisite keenness of
+perception which enabled him to make this discovery, and from so decided
+an opinion in the course of a quarter of an hour's familiar chat. At the
+same time we cannot repress a fear, that he is apt to be a little
+dazzled by the sparkling halo that surrounds a diadem. This we do not
+say so much with reference to the King of the Belgians, who may be a
+very philosophical, as he has proved himself to be a very judicious
+sovereign; but it has struck us more than once, during the perusal of M.
+Dumas's wanderings in various lands, that he exhibits a slight, an
+inconceivably small, tendency to tuft-hunting, hardly consistent with
+his ultra-liberal principles, and difficult to reconcile with the
+cynical tone that he habitually adopts in speaking of most existing
+governments and institutions. To say the truth, we have conceived a
+great affection for our friend Alexander, and feel every disposition to
+glide lightly over his faults and exalt his virtues; to treat him
+tenderly, in short, even as one we love. We do not expect perfection
+from him, although we are anxious to believe that he approaches as near
+to that angelic state as it is given to a child of clay to do. We would
+pardon his recording in some detail the gracious words spoken to him by
+the King of this, and the Prince of that&mdash;showing how he was treated on
+a footing of perfect equality and familiarity by the mighty ones of the
+earth&mdash;how they caressed and complimented him, and wore out the boots of
+their aides-de-camp and chamberlains by sending after him&mdash;and how they
+told him to "Venez me demander &agrave; diner," or in other words, to go and
+take a chop with them whenever he could make it convenient. At all these
+interesting and carefully recorded incidents we should indulgently
+smile, were they narrated by any one but our much-esteemed
+Alexander&mdash;the confirmed democrat, the political Utopian, the declared
+disciple of the subversive school, the worthy representative, when he
+gets upon the chapter of politics, of that recently discovered
+zoological curiosity, the <i>tigre-singe</i>. It is the inconsistency of the
+thing that strikes and afflicts us.</p>
+
+<p>Of M. Dumas's very ultra views on political subjects, we have abundant
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_548" id="Page_548">[Pg 548]</a></span>
+proof in the section headed "Waterloo," which is an amusing specimen of
+the rabid style. The tone is pretty much the same as that of the most
+violent of the French democratic and anti-English journals. We should
+like to extract it all, but it is too lengthy, and we must content
+ourselves with the last ten lines. Here they are, breathing saltpetre
+and bayonets:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"A quarter of a century has elapsed since that date, (June 1815,) and
+France is only now beginning to understand that the defeat of Waterloo
+was necessary for the liberty of Europe; but she not the less cherishes
+at the bottom of her heart a poignant grief and rage at having been
+marked out for a victim. On that plain where so many Spartan-like
+warriors fell for her sake&mdash;where the pyramid of the Prince of Orange,
+the tomb of Colonel Gordon, and the monument of the Hanoverians, serve
+as mementoes of the fight&mdash;no stone, or cross, or inscription recalls
+the name of France. But the day shall come when God will bid her
+(France) recommence the work of universal liberation&mdash;the work begun by
+Bonaparte and interrupted by Napoleon; then, when that work is done, we
+will turn the lion of Nassau with its head towards Europe, <i>et tout sera
+dit</i>."</div>
+
+<p>As this rather high-flown passage might not be generally intelligible to
+our readers, we will put it into plain English. It will then run thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"When France shall again become a republic, or when she shall find a
+king mad or wicked enough to give in to her worst propensities, she will
+pour her legions across every frontier, sweep all opposition before her,
+revolutionize and emancipate Europe, and hoist the triumphant and
+blood-stained tricolor over the ashes of sovereignties, and the ruins of
+every old and time-honoured institution."</div>
+
+<p>It is strange to see a man of undoubted talent, and who ought to be
+amongst the enlightened ones of his country and his age, indulging in
+such absurd visions and insane prophecies. Rhapsodies of this kind would
+be merely laughable, were it not for the weight which they
+unquestionably have with the younger and less reflecting classes of
+Frenchmen, especially when proceeding from a writer of M. Dumas's
+abilities and reputation. It is by this style of writing, which abounds
+in French periodical literature, and in the works of some, fortunately a
+minority, of the clever <i>litt&eacute;rateurs</i> of the day, that the attacks of
+war fever, to which France is subject, are aggravated, if not frequently
+brought on.</p>
+
+<p>We do not intend following M. Dumas step by step through Belgium, to
+which country he devotes a volume. We prefer passing at once to the
+Rhine, which he ascends from Cologne to Strasburg, making continual
+pauses, and enlivening the description of what he sees by agreeable and
+spirited versions of what he has read and heard. Much of what he tells
+us has been already printed in the numerous tours and guide-books,
+which, in conjunction with steam-boats and railways, have familiarized
+most Englishmen with the Rhine and its legends. It acquires a fresh
+charm, however, from the present narrator's agreeable and pointed style,
+and from his calling in the aid of his imagination to supply any little
+deficiencies; rounding and filling up stories that would otherwise be
+angular and incomplete. He also gives some agreeable caricatures, if
+caricatures they may be called, of certain German eccentricities. Yet we
+should have thought that so keen an observer of men and manners, might
+have made more than he has done of the peculiarities of German society
+and habits; but unfortunately M. Dumas appears to understand little, if
+any, of the language, and this has doubtless been a great hindrance to
+him, and has prevented him from making his book as characteristic as his
+Italian sketches. Nevertheless he is piquant enough in some places. We
+will give his droll account of his entrance into Rhenish Prussia. After
+being robbed by the innkeeper at Liege, he gets into the Aix-la-Chapelle
+diligence; and, on reading the printed ticket that has been given to him
+at the coach-office, finds that he has the fourth seat, and that he is
+forbidden to change places with his neighbours, even by mutual consent.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_549" id="Page_549">[Pg 549]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"This military sort of strictness, still more than the abominable jargon
+of the postilion, made me aware that I was about to enter the dominions
+of King Frederick William. As I had a corner of the coach, the tyranny
+of his Prussian majesty was tolerably endurable, and I soon fell fast
+asleep. About three in the morning, just as day was breaking, I awoke,
+and found that the diligence was standing still. I at first thought
+there was an accident, and put my head out of the window to see what was
+the matter. No accident had happened; no other coach was near&mdash;the road
+was excellent. We were alone and motionless. I took my ticket out of my
+pocket, read it from one end to the other, and having satisfied myself
+that it was not forbidden to <i>speak</i> in the diligence, I asked my
+neighbour if we had been standing there long.</p>
+
+<p>"'About twenty minutes,' was the answer.</p>
+
+<p>"'And pray,' continued I, 'can you tell me what we are doing here?'</p>
+
+<p>"'We are waiting.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Ah! we are waiting. And for what?'</p>
+
+<p>"'For the time.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What time?'</p>
+
+<p>"'The time at which we are allowed to arrive.'</p>
+
+<p>"'There is a time fixed for arriving, then?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Every thing is fixed in Prussia.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And if we arrived before the time?'</p>
+
+<p>"'The conductor would be punished.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And if after?'</p>
+
+<p>"'He would also be punished.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Ah! that is very well arranged.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Every thing is well arranged in Prussia.'</p>
+
+<p>"I bowed assentingly. Not for worlds would I have contradicted a
+gentleman possessed of such an exalted opinion of his country and its
+institutions, and who answered my questions so courteously and
+laconically. My acquiescence appeared to gratify him. I felt encouraged,
+and continued my enquiries.</p>
+
+<p>"'Pardon me, sir, but at what hour ought the diligence to arrive at
+Aix-la-Chapelle?'</p>
+
+<p>"'At twenty-five minutes to five.'</p>
+
+<p>"'But if the conductor's watch were slow?'</p>
+
+<p>"'His watch can never be slow.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Indeed! And why so?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Opposite to where he sits, and under lock and key, there is a watch
+which is regulated before starting by the clock at the coach-office. The
+conductor knows at what hour he should pass through each town and
+village on his route, and he makes the postilions hurry or slacken their
+pace accordingly, so as to arrive at Aix-la-Chapelle exactly at the
+right time.'</p>
+
+<p>"'But with those precautions, how is it that we are obliged to wait upon
+the road?'</p>
+
+<p>"'The conductor has doubtless followed your example, and slept, and the
+postilions have taken advantage of that to go quicker.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, since we have still some time to remain here, I will get out and
+stretch my legs a little.'</p>
+
+<p>"'It is not allowed to get out of the diligence in Prussia.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Indeed! That is very agreeable. I wished particularly to look at that
+castle on the other side of the road.'</p>
+
+<p>"'That is Emmaburg. It is the scene of the famous legend of <i>Eginhard
+and Emma</i>.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Really! Be so obliging as to change places with me for a moment, that
+I may look at it through the window.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I should be most happy, sir; but in Prussia it is not allowed to
+change places.'</p>
+
+<p>"'True, true! How could I forget it? I beg your pardon, sir.'</p>
+
+<p>"'These tamned Frenchmans, they do noting but shatter and talk!' said a
+fat German sitting opposite to me, opening his mouth for the first time
+since we had left Liege, but still keeping his eyes shut.</p>
+
+<p>"'You were saying, sir&mdash;&mdash;?' said I, not particularly gratified by the
+remark.</p>
+
+<p>"'I say noting&mdash;I shleep.'</p>
+
+<p>"'<i>Shleep</i> as much as you like, but try not to dream aloud, eh? Or, if
+you dream, dream in your mother tongue.'</p>
+
+<p>"The German began to snore.</p>
+
+<p>"'Postilion, <i>vorwarts!</i>' shouted the conductor.</p>
+
+<p>"We were off at a gallop. I put my head out of the window to try to get
+a view of the ruins, but it was vain; they had disappeared behind an
+angle of the road. At
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_550" id="Page_550">[Pg 550]</a></span>
+twenty-five minutes to five, not a second later or
+earlier, we drove into the coach-yard at Aix-la-Chapelle."</p>
+
+<p>At Cologne M. Dumas pauses, and fills a hundred pages with the
+cathedral, and the legend attaching to it. Most of our readers are
+probably aware that the above-named church was commenced by an architect
+whose name has been forgotten, and who procured the design for the
+building from Satan himself, upon the usual condition of giving a
+promissory note for his soul. A certain Father Clement, however, a very
+knowing priest, of whom the arch-tempter stood in almost as great awe as
+he had ever done of St Dunstan of nose-pulling celebrity, came to the
+assistance of the builder, and put him up to a stratagem, by which he
+avoided signing away his spiritual part, although he still obtained
+possession of the plan for the cathedral. Satan confessed himself
+outwitted, but prophesied that the building should never be finished,
+and that its builder's name should not go down to posterity. The latter
+part of the prediction has been accomplished; but as the present King of
+Prussia has declared his intention of finishing the work that has been
+so magnificently begun, it seems probable Beelzebub may prove mistaken
+in one portion of his prophecy.</p>
+
+<p>Cologne being a large city, somewhat Frenchified in its ways, M. Dumas
+manages pretty well as regards eating and drinking; but, as he ascends
+the river, matters get worse. He arrives at Bonn at the hour of the one
+o'clock meal, called the first dinner, and we find him expatiating on
+the subject of German appetites and feeding.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"The Germans eat from morning till night. On opening their eyes, at
+seven o'clock in the morning, they take their coffee&mdash;at eleven,
+breakfast&mdash;at one, the little dinner, (a sort of luncheon)&mdash;at three,
+dinner&mdash;at five, another meal, nondescript, nameless, and abundant&mdash;at
+nine, a tremendous supper, preparatory to going to bed. Tea, cakes, and
+sandwiches, fill up the intervals."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This is really only a moderate exaggeration on the part of M. Dumas.
+Five meals a-day, three of them solid, meat-devouring, wine-bibbing
+feeds, are the regular allowance of every well-conditioned, well-to-do,
+comfortable Rhinelander. We do not consider Frenchmen small eaters,
+whatever they may consider themselves&mdash;if they eat little of each dish,
+they eat of a vast number; but for examples of positive voracity,
+commend us to a German table-d'h&ocirc;te. A coachful of French <i>commis
+voyageurs</i>, assembled, after a ten hours' fast, round the luxurious
+profusion and delicacies of a Languedocian dinner, would appear mere
+babes and sucklings in the eating way, compared to a party of Germans at
+their one o'clock feed. The difference is nearly as great as between the
+Lady Amine eating rice with a bodkin, and the same fair one battening
+ghoulishly upon the cold meat in the cemetery. Nothing can equal the
+persevering industry with which a German crams himself at a public
+table, where, having to pay a fixed sum for his dinner, he always seems
+desirous to get as much as he can for his money. The <i>obligato</i> bowl of
+soup is followed by sundry huge slices of boiled beef, sufficient of
+themselves for an ordinary man's dinner, but by no means sufficing for a
+German's; then come fowl and meat, fish, puddings and creams, and meat
+again; sweet, sour, and greasy&mdash;greasy, sweet, and sour, alternating and
+following one another in inextricable and interminable confusion. Every
+body eats of every thing largely and voraciously, and the short pauses
+between the appearance of the dishes are filled up by nibblings at such
+salutary and digestible <i>extremets</i> as raw hams and herrings, pickled
+cucumbers, and pickled grapes! German cookery is famous for odd
+mixtures. M. Dumas is rather amusing on this head.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"At Bonn, the dinner they served me consisted of an unintelligible sort
+of soup, full of round balls of a pasty substance; beef stewed with
+prunes, hare dressed with preserves, wild boar with cherries; it was
+impossible to take more pains to spoil things which separately, would
+have been very commendable eating. I tasted them each in turn, and each
+time sent away my plate. When I sent away the wild boar, the waiter
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_551" id="Page_551">[Pg 551]</a></span>
+could stand it no longer.</p>
+
+<p>"'Does not monsieur like wild boar with cherries?'</p>
+
+<p>"'I detest it!'</p>
+
+<p>"'That is singular; a great poet like monsieur.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You are mistaken, my man: I make verses perhaps; but that is no reason
+for calling me a great poet, nor for ruining the coats of my stomach
+with your infernal fricassees. Besides, supposing I were a great poet,
+what has poetry got to do with pig and cherry sauce?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Our great Schiller adored that dish.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Our tastes differ, then. I have no objection to William Tell or
+Wallenstein, but&mdash;&mdash; take away your pig.'</p>
+
+<p>"The waiter carried off the wild boar: meantime I tasted the beef and
+prunes, but, to do more than taste it, was out of the question; and,
+when the man returned, I bid him change my plate. His astonishment was
+greater than ever.</p>
+
+<p>"'What!' cried he, 'does not monsieur like beef and prunes?'</p>
+
+<p>"'No.'</p>
+
+<p>"'M. Goethe was passionately addicted to it.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I am sorry not to have the same addictions as the author of Faust.
+Make me an omelet.'</p>
+
+<p>"In a few minutes back came the waiter with the omelet. It looked
+uncommonly nice, and I was uncommonly hungry. Nevertheless, I could not
+swallow the first mouthful.</p>
+
+<p>"'What the devil have you put into your omelet? An omelet should be made
+with butter, eggs, salt, and pepper.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Certainly, sir. It <i>is</i> made with butter, eggs, salt, and pepper.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And what else?'</p>
+
+<p>"'A little flour.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And besides?'</p>
+
+<p>"'A little cheese.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Go on.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Some saffron.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And then?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Cloves, nutmeg, and a little thyme.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Enough, enough! Take away your omelet.'"</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The master of the hotel, who is an intelligent personage, now makes his
+appearance, and M. Dumas at last finds that, by ordering a dinner <i>&agrave; la
+Fran&ccedil;aise</i>, he can get something eatable. Encouraged by this success, he
+ventures, when bedtime comes, to petition for a bed in which a Frenchman
+can sleep. This requires a little explanation, which will be best given
+in his own words.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"In France we are pretty much accustomed to sleep in a bed; that is to
+say, on a couch consisting of a frame some three and a half or four feet
+wide, and some six or six and a half feet long. On this frame or
+bedstead we place two or three mattresses and a feather bed, a pair of
+sheets, a counterpane, a pillow and bolster; we then tuck in the edges
+of these coverings, the person for whom the bed is intended slips in
+between the sheets, and if his health is good and his conscience clear,
+and he has not been drinking too much green tea or strong coffee, he
+goes to sleep. In a bed of this description any body can sleep, whether
+German, Spaniard, Italian, Hindoo, or Chinese, unless he makes up his
+mind not to do so. But in Germany things are very different. A German
+bed is composed as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"First, a bedstead two or two and a half feet wide, and five to five and
+a half feet long. Procrustes must decidedly have been a German. On the
+bedstead they place a sack of shavings, on the sack of shavings an
+enormous feather bed, and then a sheet, shorter and narrower than the
+feather bed, and which we should call a towel. Upon this sheet or towel
+comes a quilted coverlet of the same size, and a sort of cushion stuffed
+with feathers. Two or three pillows, piled up at the head of the bed,
+complete this singular edifice.</p>
+
+<p>"When a Frenchman gets into a bed of this kind, as he does not think of
+taking any particular precautions, in about five minutes the pillows
+fall on one side, the coverlet on the other; the sheet rolls itself up
+and disappears; so that the aforesaid Frenchman finds himself with one
+side of his body uncovered and frozen, and the other side sunk in the
+feather bed and perspiring profusely. This arises, say the Germans, from
+the circumstance of the French being so impetuous and lively. With a
+calm and phlegmatic German the case is quite different. The latter
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_552" id="Page_552">[Pg 552]</a></span>
+raises the counterpane very cautiously, creeps underneath, and places
+himself with his back against the pillows, and his feet against the
+bottom of the bed, screwing himself up into the shape of the letter Z:
+he then draws the covering over his knees, shuts his eyes, goes to
+sleep, and awakes the next morning in the same position. To do this it
+is necessary to be a German, and as I am not one, I had not slept a wink
+since I had been in the country; I was growing as thin as a lath, and I
+had a cough that seemed to tear my chest open. This is why I asked for a
+bed <i>&agrave; la Fran&ccedil;aise</i>. Mine host had fortunately six of them. When I
+heard that, I could have embraced him with pleasure."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>The villages of Winnebourg and Metternich near Coblentz, the former the
+birthplace, the latter the property, of Prince Metternich, lead M. Dumas
+into a little digression on the subject of the celebrated diplomatist.
+The family name, we are informed, was originally Metter, but received
+the addition of the last syllable in the following manner:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"In one of the great battles of the fifteenth century, the emperor of
+Germany saw an entire regiment take to flight with the exception of one
+man, who stood his ground and defended himself gallantly, till he fell
+covered with wounds. The emperor enquired his name. It was Metter."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>That night at supper the emperor said, talking of the regiment in
+question&mdash;"They all fled, but Metter <i>nicht</i>." Every body knows that
+"nicht" is the German for not. The family adopted the additional
+syllable, and hence the origin of the name of Metternich.</p>
+
+<p>M. de Metternich, it appears, is a great collector of autographs, and of
+course his position has facilitated the gratification of this taste. His
+collection is rich in royal, imperial, and princely letters; nor is
+there any lack of odes from German poets, and sonnets from Italian
+<i>improvisatori</i>. One day, however, it occurred to him that, now the
+public press had become a power in many countries, he ought to have the
+autographs of a few journalists, in order to complete his collection;
+and as in Italy and Germany, thanks to the censorship, there are plenty
+of journals but no journalists, he was obliged to send to France.
+Amongst others, M. Jules Janin (one of the editors of the <i>Journal des
+Debats</i>) received a most polite request for an autograph from the rival
+of M. de Talleyrand. Janin immediately took up his pen, and wrote as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Received from his Excellency Prince Metternich, twenty-four</span><br />
+<span class="i0">bottles of Johannisberg, first quality.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">"Paris, 15th May 1838."</span><br />
+</div></div>
+
+<p>A month afterwards there arrived at Paris the twenty-four bottles of
+wine, of which Janin, with a confidence that the prince no doubt knew
+how to appreciate, had acknowledged receipt beforehand. M. de Metternich
+has preserved Janin's witty autograph with the greatest care. I doubt
+very much if Janin has preserved M. de Metternich's wine.</p>
+
+<p>M. Dumas finds some compensation for the badness of German beds in the
+excellence of German roads. His soundest sleep is always obtained in the
+diligence. He takes a nap from Mayence to Frankfort; but on entering the
+latter city is shaken out of his slumbers by an Austrian soldier, who
+demands his passport. In consequence of an incident that had lately
+occurred, the soldiery were particularly on the alert with regard to
+passports. M. Dumas relates the anecdote in his usual pointed and
+effective manner.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"The free city of Frankfort, which, in its capacity of a free city, is
+garrisoned by an Austrian and a Prussian regiment, had been laid under
+contribution during the spring fair by a most expert pickpocket, whom
+the police had in vain endeavoured to detect and capture. The fair was
+nearly at an end; and, in order that the thief might not escape, the
+sentries at the gates were directed to allow no man to leave the town
+without sending him into the guard-house to have his passport examined,
+and to see if his height, features, and appearance corresponded with the
+description on the paper. This order given, the authorities did not
+trouble their heads any more about the matter, feeling quite certain
+that the offender could not escape.</p>
+
+<p>"On the other hand, the unfortunate thief felt very uncomfortable.
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_553" id="Page_553">[Pg 553]</a></span>
+Nature had endowed him with rather a remarkable physiognomy, and it was
+difficult to find a passport to fit him unless it were made on purpose;
+so that out of five or six which he had in his possession, not one would
+do. At last he made up his mind to walk out of the town without a
+passport, as if he were one of the town's-people going for a stroll. He
+accordingly took a cane in his hand, and lounging along with an
+affectation of great indifference, approached a gate at which the
+Austrians were on guard. But the sentry had his orders, and when the
+stranger drew near&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'Who goes there?' he vociferated.</p>
+
+<p>"'A friend,' answered the thief.</p>
+
+<p>"'Advance, friend!' said the sentry with a significant rattle of his
+musket&mdash;a sort of intimation that non-compliance might be rewarded by a
+bullet.</p>
+
+<p>"The thief walked up to the soldier.</p>
+
+<p>"'Your passport,' demanded the latter.</p>
+
+<p>"'My passport!' repeated the thief in tone of infinite astonishment, 'I
+have none.'</p>
+
+<p>"'All the better for you,' said the sentry, shouldering his musket. 'If
+you had <i>had</i> one I should have been obliged to send you into the
+guard-house to have it examined, and that would have detained you a good
+half hour. But since you have no passport you can't show one, so you may
+pass.'</p>
+
+<p>"And the intelligent warrior recommenced his monotonous promenade; while
+the thief, profiting by his obliging permission, walked out of the
+town."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Mannheim, the scene of Kotzebue's death, and his assassin's execution,
+could hardly fail to detain M. Dumas. At Frankfort he applies to a
+friend for an introduction to some person likely to give him details
+concerning Kotzebue and Sand, and his friend procures him a letter
+addressed to Mr Widemann, surgeon, Heidelberg. He has no letter for any
+body at Mannheim, and after visiting Kotzebue's house, leaves that town
+to proceed to Heidelberg. Just outside Mannheim he causes the postilion
+to stop, while he contemplates the place of the mad student's execution,
+which goes by the name of "<i>Sand's Himmelfahrtwiese</i>," or the meadow of
+Sand's ascension to heaven. It is a green meadow intersected by a
+rivulet, and situated within a few hundred yards of the town. While
+gazing at this field, and trying to conjecture the exact spot where the
+scaffold had stood, a stranger approaches of whom our traveller makes an
+enquiry. They fall into conversation, and the newcomer proves to be the
+governor of the prison in which Sand had been confined. Delighted at
+this rencontre, M. Dumas turns back and stops a day or two longer at
+Mannheim, copying some letters of Sand's, and collecting materials which
+fill several chapters of his book. He learns from his new friend that
+the Mr Widemann at Heidelberg, for whom he has a letter, is not only a
+surgeon but also the public executioner, although as yet his services
+have not been called into request in the latter capacity. It was his
+father who decapitated Sand. The Heidelberg executioner is noble by
+right of descent. The origin of his family's nobility is given by M.
+Dumas as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>"The evening of the day on which King Louis of Bavaria was crowned
+emperor, there was a splendid ball at the town-hall, at which the
+empress was present. Amongst the guests was a cavalier dressed entirely
+in black, and having his face covered with a black mask. He invited the
+empress to dance: she accepted, and, whilst they were dancing together,
+another mask approached the emperor and asked him if he knew who his
+wife's partner was. 'No,' replied the emperor, 'but I suppose it is some
+sovereign prince.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Lower than that,' said the mask.</p>
+
+<p>"'Some nobleman then&mdash;a count or baron.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Lower than that.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Perhaps with a knight.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Lower still.'</p>
+
+<p>"'With an esquire?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Less than that.'</p>
+
+<p>"'A page?'</p>
+
+<p>"'You have not guessed it&mdash;lower still.'</p>
+
+<p>"The emperor flushed crimson with anger.</p>
+
+<p>"'A groom?' "'If that were all!' answered the unknown with a strange
+laugh.</p>
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_554" id="Page_554">[Pg 554]</a></span>
+
+<p>"'But who is it then?' cried the emperor.</p>
+
+<p>"'Tear off his mask and you will see.'</p>
+
+<p>"The emperor approached the sable cavalier, and tore off his mask. It
+was the headsman.</p>
+
+<p>"'Miscreant!' shouted the emperor, as his sword flashed from the
+scabbard, 'commend thy soul to God before thou diest.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Sire!' replied the headsman, falling on his knees, 'you may kill me if
+you will; but the empress has not the less danced with me, and the
+dishonour, if dishonour there be, is already incurred. Do better than
+that: knight me; and if any one dares to speak evil of her majesty, the
+same sword that executes justice shall vindicate her fame.'</p>
+
+<p>"The emperor reflected for a moment.</p>
+
+<p>"'The advice is good,' said he at last. 'Henceforward you shall no
+longer be called the headsman, but the last of the judges.' Then, giving
+him three blows on the shoulder with his sword flat,</p>
+
+<p>"'Rise!' he continued; 'from this hour you are the lowest among nobles,
+and the first amongst burghers.'</p>
+
+<p>"And accordingly since that day, in all public processions and
+ceremonies, the executioner walks by himself, in rear of the nobles and
+in front of the commoners."</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Truly a most fantastical history, and one which leaves us in some doubt
+whether it be a genuine legend of Heidelberg, or one of M. Dumas's
+dreams in the diligence after dining upon pig and cherry sauce. At any
+rate, if not true it is <i>ben trovato</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Heidelberg, whither M. Dumas next proceeds, is to our mind one of the
+pleasantest places near the Rhine, from which river it is now, thanks to
+the railroad, within half an hour's journey. The country around is
+delightful, and the town itself, owing to its possessing an university,
+and to the vast number of strangers who visit and pass through it during
+the summer months, is far more lively than most small German towns. The
+kind of liveliness, however, caused by the presence of seven or eight
+hundred students, is not always of the most agreeable character. It has
+been the fashion in England to talk and write a vast deal about German
+universities; and sundry well filled, or at least bulky tomes have been
+devoted to accounts of the students' mode of life, their duels and
+drinkings, and peculiarities of all kinds. Friend Howitt favoured us a
+year or two ago with a corpulent volume&mdash;translated in part from the
+MSS. of some <i>studiosus emeritus</i>&mdash;a sort of life in Heidelberg,
+entering into great detail concerning university doings, and with
+illustrations of a very sportive description; wherein mustached and
+bespurred cavaliers are slashing at each other with broad swords, or
+cantering over the country mounted upon gallant steeds, and looking
+something between Dick Turpins and field-marshals in muftee. 'Tis a sad
+thing to have too much imagination&mdash;it tempts a man to mislead his
+neighbours; and no one who has read friend William's picturesque
+descriptions of <i>Student Leben</i>, but would feel grievously disappointed
+when he came to investigate the subject for himself. Nothing can be more
+puerile and absurd, and in many instances disgusting, than the habitual
+pastimes and amusements of the students; or at least of that large
+majority of them who attend no lectures and study, nothing that they can
+possibly avoid, but look upon their residence at the university as three
+or four years to be devoted to smoking, beer-drinking, and scratching
+one another's faces in duels. These duels, by the by, are pieces of the
+most intense humbug that can be imagined. They take place now in the
+large room of the inn at Ziegelhausen, a village on the banks of the
+Neckar, about two miles from Heidelberg, and are fought with straight
+swords, square but sharp at the extremity, and having guards as big as a
+soup-plate.</p>
+
+<p>Before the fight begins, the combatants don their defensive arms,
+consisting of a strong and broad-brimmed hat protecting the head and
+eyes, an immense leathern breastplate defending the chest and stomach, a
+padded case, also of leather, which shields the arm from wrist to
+shoulder, and an impenetrable cravat which protects the neck up to the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_555" id="Page_555">[Pg 555]</a></span>
+ears. The nose, and a bit of each cheek, is all that can be possibly
+wounded. Thus equipped the heroes set to work, slashing away at each
+other, (it is forbidden to thrust,) shaving off pieces of their padded
+armour, and looking exceeding fierce and valiant the while; until,
+after a greater or less time, according as the combatants are equal in
+skill or not, one of them gets a scratch across the nose, or small
+eyelet hole in the cheek, which terminates this caricature of a duel.
+Since "young Germany" finds amusement in so harmless a practice, it
+might very well be allowed them; provided they afterwards, like good
+boys, took their books and learned their lessons. But such a proceeding
+would be by no means consistent with the <i>Burschen-Freiheit</i>&mdash;the
+academic freedom of which these hopeful youths make their boast. To
+celebrate the valour of the victory, and show sympathy with the
+sufferings of the vanquished&mdash;whose wound is by this time dressed with
+an inch of sticking plaster&mdash;the party repairs to a tavern to breakfast;
+and there the morning is killed over beer and Rhine wine till one
+o'clock, by which time some of them are usually more than half tipsy.
+They then repair to the table-d'h&ocirc;te, dine, drink more, and finally
+stagger home to sleep off their libations. We have more than once, in
+German university towns, seen students reeling-drunk at four in the
+afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>About seven in the evening, the <i>kneipes</i> or drinking-houses begin to
+fill. In all of these there are rooms set apart for the different clubs
+of students to assemble in; and in those sanctuaries they put on the
+caps and colours of their communities, which they have of late years
+been forbidden to wear in public. On the ribands which they wear round
+their necks, are inscribed the date of their various duels. A barrel of
+beer is now broached, pipes are loaded and lighted, and they sit the
+whole evening, sotting, smoking, and singing songs about the Rhine,
+liberty, and fatherland, with ear-splitting and interminable choruses of
+<i>Viva lera lera</i>. A German student's song generally consists of couplets
+of two lines, with a chorus that lasts a quarter of an hour.</p>
+
+<p>The quantity of beer consumed by some of these heroes is almost
+incredible. They become actually bloated with it. One of the most
+important and respected persons at a German university is the Beer King,
+who ought to be able to drink, not any given quantity, but an unlimited
+one; to be perpetually drinking, in short. M. Dumas tells us, that the
+reigning monarch of malt at Heidelberg is able to absorb twelve
+schoppens of beer, or six of wine, while the clock strikes twelve. A
+Heidelberg schoppen is very nearly an English bottle. This is rather
+hard to swallow, M. Dumas. Either the drinker is very fast, or the clock
+very slow. We can vouch, however, for the scarcely less astonishing
+fact, of there being drinkers at the universities who will imbibe
+twenty-five bottles of beer at a sitting. The German beer is, of course,
+not of a very intoxicating nature.</p>
+
+<p>From beer to tobacco the transition is natural enough; and we cannot
+conclude our gossip about the Rhine without a word or two as to the
+frightful abuse made by the Germans of the Indian weed. We are not of
+the number of those who condemn the moderate use of tobacco, but, on the
+contrary, know right well how to appreciate its soothing and cheering
+effects; but the difference is wide between a limited enjoyment of the
+habit, and the stupefying, besotting excess to which it is carried by
+the Germans. The dirty way, too, in which they smoke, renders the custom
+as annoying to those who live amongst them, as it must be unwholesome
+and detrimental to themselves. It is possible to smoke much, and yet
+cleanly: take the Spaniard for instance&mdash;unquestionably a great smoker;
+yet the difference between smoking on the Rhine or Elbe, and on the
+Manzanares or Ebro, is immense&mdash;the one the gluttony and abuse, the
+other the refinement of the practice. While Don Espa&ntilde;ol, with his
+fragrant <i>puro</i>, or straw or paper covered cigarrito, smoketh cleanly,
+spitteth not, uses his tobacco, as he uses most things, like a
+gentleman; the <i>werther Deutscher</i> takes his huge pipe, rarely cleaned
+and with the essence of tobacco oozing from every joint, and filling it
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_556" id="Page_556">[Pg 556]</a></span>
+from a bag, or rather sack, of coarse and vile-smelling tobacco, puffs
+forth volumes of smoke, expectorating <i>ad nauseam</i> at intervals of a
+minute or less. No considerations of place or person hinder him from
+indulging in his favourite pastime. In steam-boats, in diligences, in
+the public walks and promenades, into the dining-rooms of hotels, every
+where does the pipe intrude itself; carried as habitually as a
+walking-cane; and even when not in actual use, emitting the most evil
+odour from the bowl and tube, saturated as they are with tobacco juice.</p>
+
+<p>However unpleasant all this may be to foreigners, especially to English
+ladies accustomed to the more cleanly habits of their own countrymen,
+the German dames are perfectly reconciled to it. Had we to draw a
+picture of domestic felicity on the Rhine, we would sketch it thus:&mdash;a
+summer evening&mdash;a flower garden&mdash;a table with tea or coffee&mdash;a dozen
+chairs occupied by persons of both sexes&mdash;the women big-feeted,
+blue-eyed, placid creatures, knitting stockings&mdash;the men heavy and
+awkward, each with a monstrous signet-ring on the dirty forefinger of
+his right hand, smoking unceasingly, and puffing the vapour into the
+faces of their better halves, who heed it not, and occasionally may even
+be seen replenishing with their own delicate digits the enormous
+porcelain or meerschaum bowls of the pipes. If you doubt the accuracy of
+our description, reader, go and judge for yourself. The distance is
+short, and summer is at hand. Put yourself on board a steamboat, whisk
+over to Ostend or Antwerp, and thence rail and rattle it down to the
+Rhine. You shall not be three days on German soil without encountering a
+score such groups as the one we have just sketched.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_MONSTER-MISERY_OF_LITERATURE" id="THE_MONSTER-MISERY_OF_LITERATURE"></a>THE MONSTER-MISERY OF LITERATURE.</h2>
+
+<h3>BY A MOUSE BORN OF THE MOUNTAIN.</h3>
+
+
+<p>Be under no apprehension, gentle public, that you are about to be kept
+in suspense touching the moral of our argumentation, as too often in the
+pamphlets addressed in Johnsonian English to Thompsonian understandings,
+wherein a pennyworth of matter is set forth by a monstrous quantity of
+phrase. We mean to speak to the point; we mean to enlighten your
+understanding as by the smiting of a lucifer-match. Refrain, therefore,
+from running your eye impatiently along the page, as you are doing at
+this moment, in hopes of discovering, italicized, the secret of the
+enigma; for we have no intention of keeping you another moment ignorant
+that the monster-misery of literature is&mdash;guess! Which of you hath hit
+it? The monster-misery of literature is&mdash;<span class='smcap'>The Circulating Library</span>!</p>
+
+<p>In this devout conviction, devote we to the infernal gods the memory of
+the Athenian republic&mdash;the first keeper of a circulating library. Every
+tyro is aware that this Sams or Ebers of antiquity lent out to Ptolemy
+of Egypt, for a first-rate subscription of fifteen talents, the works of
+Euripides, Eschylus, and Sophocles; thereby affording a precedent for
+the abominable practice, fatal to bookmakers and booksellers, which has
+converted the waters of Castalia into their present disgraceful puddle!</p>
+
+<p>Every scribbler of the day who has a Perryian pen in hand, is pleased to
+exercise it on the decline of the drama; one of the legitimate targets
+of penny-a-liners. But how inadequately are the goose quills, and
+ostrich quills, phoenix quills, and roc quills, of the few standard
+critics of the age, directed towards the monstrous abuse of public
+patience which will render the Victorian age the sad antithesis of the
+Elizabethan, in the literary history of the land! Content so long as
+they can get a new work, <i>tale quale</i>, as a peg whereon to hang the
+rusty garments of their erudition, not a straw care they for the
+miserable decline and fall of the great empire of letters; an empire
+overrun by what Goths&mdash;what Huns&mdash;what Vandals!&mdash;by the iniquitous and
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_557" id="Page_557">[Pg 557]</a></span>
+barbarous hosts of circulating libraries!</p>
+
+<p>It has been agreed for some centuries past, that the only modern M&aelig;cenas
+is the publisher. The days of patrons are past; and the author is
+forced to look for the reward of his labour to the man who, by selling
+the greatest number of copies to the public, can bestow the greatest
+number of pounds upon his pains. In order to augment this amount, the
+bibliopole naturally consults the taste of his customers; and nearly the
+sole remaining customers of the modern bookseller are&mdash;the circulating
+libraries. For what man in his senses who, for an annual mulct of
+half-a-dozen sovereigns, commands the whole range of modern literature,
+would waste his substance in loading his house with books of doubtful
+interest? Who that, by a message of his servant into Bond Street,
+procures the last new novel cut and dry, instead of wet from the press,
+and demanding the labour of the paper-knife, would proceed to the
+extremity of a purchase? And the result is, that Messrs Folio and
+Duodecimo, in order to procure satisfactory orders from the circulating
+libraries of the multitudinous cities of this deluded empire, issue
+orders to their helots, Mr Scribblescrawl and Mrs Wiredrawn, requiring
+them to produce per annum so many sets of three volumes, adapted to the
+atmosphere wherein they are fated to flourish.</p>
+
+<p>It is an avowed fact, that the publishers of the day will purchase the
+copyrights of only such works as "the libraries will take;" which
+libraries, besotted by the mystic charm of three volumes, immutable as
+the sacred triad of the Graces or Destinies, would negative without a
+division such a work as the "Vicar of Wakefield" were it now to undergo
+probation. "Robinson Crusoe" or "Paul and Virginia" would be returned
+unread to their authors, with a civil note of "extremely sorry to
+decline," &amp;c. "The Man of Feeling" would be made to feel his
+insignificance. "Thinks I to Myself" might think in vain; and the
+"Cottagers of Glenburnie" retain their rural obscurity. So much for the
+measure of the maw of the circulating library. Of its taste and palate
+it is difficult to speak with moderation; for those of Caffraria or
+Otaheite might be put to the blush.</p>
+
+<p>The result, however, of this fatal ascendancy is, that not a publisher
+who has the fear of the <i>Gazette</i> before his eyes, presumes to hazard a
+guinea on speculations in the belles-lettres. Poetry is seldom, if ever,
+published except at the cost of the poet; and the foreman of one of the
+leading London houses is deputed to apprize aspiring rhymesters, that
+"his firm considers poetry a mild species of insanity"&mdash;<i>Anglice</i>, that
+it does not suit the appetite of the circulating library! For behold!
+this despot of bookmakers must have length, breadth, and thickness, to
+fill the book boxes dispatched to its subscribers in the country, as
+well as satisfy in town the demands of its charming subscriber, Lady
+Sylvester Daggerwood, and all her daughters.</p>
+
+<p>It happens that the said Lady Sylvester does not like Travels, unless
+"nice little ladylike books of travels," such as the Quarterly informed
+us last year, in a fit of fribbledom, were worthy the neat little
+crowquills of lady-authors. Nor will she hear of Memoirs, unless light,
+sparkling, and scandalous, as nearly resembling those of Grammont as
+decency will allow. Essays she abominates; nor can she exactly
+understand the use of quartoes, unless, as Swift describes the merit of</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">"A Chrysostom to smooth his band in"&mdash;</span><br />
+</div></div>
+
+<p>to serve for flattening between the leaves her rumpled embroidery or
+netting!</p>
+
+<p>Now you are simply and respectfully asked, beloved public, what must be
+the feelings of a man of genius, or of any sensible scholarly
+individual, when, after devoting years of his life to a work of standard
+excellence&mdash;a work such as in France would obtain him access to the
+Academy, or in Russia or Prussia a pension and an order of merit&mdash;he is
+told by the publisher, who in Great Britain supplies the place of these
+fountains of honour and reward, that "the public of the present day has
+no taste for serious reading;" for Messrs Folio and Duodecimo cannot, of
+course, afford to regard a few dons of the universities, or a few county
+bookclubs, parsonically presided, as representatives of the public! What
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_558" id="Page_558">[Pg 558]</a></span>
+the disappointed man, thus enlightened, must think of "glorious Apollo"
+when he goes to bed that night, we should be sorry to conjecture!</p>
+
+<p>"The public of the present day"&mdash;<i>Ang.</i> the subscribers to the
+circulating libraries&mdash;constitute, to his cultivated mind, a world
+unknown. The public <i>he</i> has been wasting his life to address, is such a
+public as was addressed by Addison, by Swift, by Steele, or by the
+greater writers of the days of Elizabeth. "Bless his fine wits," we
+could laugh at his misconception, were we not rather inclined to cry! In
+instances easy to be cited, (but that there were miching malecho in the
+deed,) insult has been added to injury, and the anguish depicted in the
+face of the mortified man of letters been assuaged by friendly advice to
+"try his hand at something more saleable&mdash;something in the style of
+Harrison Ainsworth or Peter Priggins!"</p>
+
+<p>O ye Athenians! to what base uses have we come, by the influence of your
+malpractices of old!</p>
+
+<p>But all this is far from the blackest side of the picture. You have seen
+only the fortunes of the rejected of the circulating libraries; wait
+till you have studied the fate of their favourites&mdash;victims whom, like
+the pet-dogs of children, the publishers force to stand on their
+hind-legs, and be bedizened in their finery; or pet pussy-cats, whom
+they fondle into wearing spectacles and feeding on macaroones, instead
+of pursuing their avocations as honest mousers. The favourite author of
+the circulating libraries has a great deal to envy in the treadmill!</p>
+
+<p>In the days when there existed a reading, in place of a skimming
+public&mdash;in the days when circulating libraries were not&mdash;the writer who
+followed his own devices in the choice of the subject, plot, title,
+treatment, and extent of his book, and made his labour a labour of love,
+had some chance of being cherished as the favourite of the fireside;
+installed on the shelf, and taken down, like Goldsmith or Defoe or
+Bunyan, for an hour's gossip; cried over by the young girl of the
+family, diverting the holiday of the schoolboy, and exercising the
+eyesight of the good old grandmother. But how is this ever to be
+achieved nowadays? Who will be ever thumbed over and spelled over as
+these have been?</p>
+
+<p>"Invent another Vicar or another Crusoe," say the critics, "and you will
+see."</p>
+
+<p>We should <span class='smcap'>not</span> see! No bookseller would publish them, because "no
+circulating library would take them;" for these bibliopoles know to a
+page what will be taken. Several of them have got, and several others
+have had, the conduct of a circulating library on their hands; and so
+far from venturing to present a single-volumed or double-volumed work to
+their subscribers, they would insist upon the dilution of the genius of
+Oliver or Daniel into the adequate number of pages ere they risked paper
+and print. O public! O dear, ingenuous public! Think how you might have
+ceased to delight in even the cosmogony-man, if his part had been a
+hundred times rehearsed in your ears; or what the matchless Lady Blarney
+and the incomparable Miss Carolina Wilhelmina Amelia Skeggs (I love, as
+old Primrose says, to repeat the whole name) might have become, as the
+"light conversationists" of three octavo volumes! Shakspeare was forced
+to kill Mercutio early in the play, lest Mercutio should kill <i>him</i>. We
+feel a devout conviction that Miss Carolina Wilhelmina Amelia Skeggs
+would have burked Goldsmith!</p>
+
+<p>And then the incomparable Robinson! Conceive the interlarding of a funny
+Mrs Friday to eke out the matter, with a comical king of the Cannibal
+islands "to lighten the story"&mdash;according to circulating library demand!
+Unhappy Defoe! thy standing in the pillory had been as nothing compared
+with such a condemnation!</p>
+
+<p>We beseech you, therefore, deluded public, when assured by critical
+misleadment that such writers no longer exist, do, as you are often
+requested to do by letters in the newspapers&mdash;from parties remanded by
+the police-offices for some hanging matter&mdash;"suspend your judgment," or
+you will deserve credit for very little. We promise you that there <i>are</i>
+giants on the earth in these days, ay, and famous giants of their
+cubits! But when a giant is made to drivel, his drivelings are very
+little better than those of a pigmy. And we swear to you, (under
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_559" id="Page_559">[Pg 559]</a></span>
+correction from the parish vestry, which is entitled to half-a-crown an
+oath,) that the circulating libraries would make a driveler of Seneca!
+Under the circulating library tyranny, Johnson himself would have been
+forced to break up his long words into smaller pieces, to supply due
+volume for three volumes.</p>
+
+<p>Above all, we have no hesitation in declaring that the circulating
+libraries are indictable for manslaughter, in the matter of the death of
+Scott. They killed him, body and soul! In better times, when books were
+bought, not hired, the sale of the first half dozen of his mighty novels
+would have sufficed both the public and the author for thrice as many
+years. They would have been purchased by all people of good condition,
+as the works of Richardson were purchased, and read, and conned, and got
+by heart. But behold! the circulating libraries "wanted novelty." It
+suited them better to invest their capital in half a dozen new and
+trashy books&mdash;such as extend their catalogue from No. 2470 to
+2500&mdash;instead of half a dozen copies of the one sterling work, which
+increases their stock in trade and diminishes their stock in consols,
+but leaves the catalogue, which is the advertisement of their
+perfections, halting at No. 2470.</p>
+
+<p>Now, as it happened that the same boss of constructiveness which has
+endowed our language with such a world of creations from the pen of
+Scott, betrayed him also into inventiveness <i>per</i> force of brick and
+mortar&mdash;just as the same bent of genius which created the <i>Castle of
+Otranto</i>, created also that other colossus of lath and plaster,
+<i>Strawberry Hill</i>&mdash;the author of the Scotch novels was fain to sacrifice
+to the evil genius of the times; and behold! as the assiduous slave of
+the circulating libraries, he extinguished one of the greatest spirits
+of Great Britain. But for the hateful factory system of the twice three
+volumes per annum, he would have been still alive among us&mdash;happy and
+happy-making, in a green old age&mdash;watching over the maturity of his
+grandchildren, and waited upon by the worship of the land.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore again we say, as we said a short time ago,&mdash;O ye Athenians!
+what have ye not to answer for in the consequence of your malpractices
+of old!</p>
+
+<p>The only great success of the day in works of fiction, (for the laurels
+of Bulwer have been spindled among the rest by the factitious atmosphere
+of the circulating libraries), is that of Boz. And we attribute, in a
+great measure, the enormous circulation of his early works, to their
+having set at defiance the paralysing influence of the monster-misery.
+Shilling numbers were as the dragon's teeth. They rose up like armed
+men, and slew the circulating librarians. People were forced to buy them
+if they wanted to read them; and they were bought. Those who desired to
+read "Night and Morning," were not forced to purchase it, and it was not
+bought; and the circulation of the two works consequently remains as
+2000 to 35,000 copies.</p>
+
+<p>The state and prospects of authors, however, concerns you less, dear
+public, than the state and prospects of literature. You are a
+contemplative body of men, and can see into a millstone as far as most
+nations. You make leagues and anti-leagues for the sake of your morsel
+of bread; and teach the million to sing to your own tune; and, weary of
+keeping your heads above water, tunnel your way below it; nor will you
+allow the suffering shirtmakers of your metropolis to be put upon, nor
+Don Carlos, nor Queen Pomar&eacute;, nor any other victim of oppression. You
+applauded Alice Lowe, and shook hands with Courvoisier at the gallows;
+and it is clear you stand no nonsense, and bear no malice.</p>
+
+<p>Be so good, therefore, as seriously to consider what sort of figure you
+will cut in the eyes of posterity, if this kind of thing is suffered to
+go on.</p>
+
+<p>There is not one publisher in the three kingdoms (we throw down the
+gauntlet) who would give an adequate sum of money for any new historical
+work. There is not one publisher in the three kingdoms who would give
+even a moderate sum for a poem. We state the case liberally; for our
+conviction is, that they would refuse one poor half-crown. So much for
+the <i>prospects</i>; for, without a premium production is null.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_560" id="Page_560">[Pg 560]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>As regards the state of literature, take out your pencils, (you all
+carry pencils, to calculate either the long odds or the odds on
+'Change,) and make out a list of the works published during the last
+five years, likely to be known, <i>even by name</i>, a hundred years hence!
+It is some comfort to feel, that <i>by sight</i> they cannot be known&mdash;that
+few of them will survive to disgrace us&mdash;that the circulating libraries
+possess the one merit of wear and tear for the destruction of their
+filthy generation, like Saturn of old; for it would grieve us to think
+of even the trunks of the two thousandth century being lined with what
+lines the brains of our contemporaries. So that in the year of grace two
+thousand and forty-four, we shall have the Lady Blarney of Kilburn
+Square (the Grosvenor Square of that epoch,) enquiring of the Miss
+Carolina Wilhelmina Amelia Skeggs of Croydon Place (the Belgium
+Square)&mdash;"My dear soul, what <i>could</i> those poor people do to amuse
+themselves? They had positively <i>no</i> books! After Scott's time till the
+middle of the nineteenth century not a single novelist; after the death
+of Byron, not a poet! I believe there was an historian of the name of
+Hallam, not much heard of; and the other day, at a book-stall, I picked
+up an odd volume of an odd writer named Carlyle. But it is really
+curious to consider how utterly the belles-lettres were in abeyance."</p>
+
+<p>To which, of course, Miss C. W. A. S.&mdash;(even Dr Panurge could not get
+through the whole name again!)&mdash;"My dear love! they had Blackwood's
+Magazine, which, like the Koran after the burning of the Alexandrian
+library, supplied the place of ten millions of volumes!"</p>
+
+<p>But, alas! some Burchell may be sitting by, to exclaim "<span class='smcap'>fudge</span>!" Some
+groper into archives will bring forth one of those
+never-to-be-sufficiently-abominated catalogues of Bond and other
+streets, showing that, on a moderate calculation, twenty books were
+published per diem, which, at the end of three months, possessed the
+value of so many bushels of oyster-shells!</p>
+
+<p>And then, pray, what will you have to say for yourselves, O public! from
+your tombs in Westminster Abbey or your catacombs at Kensal Green? Which
+among you will dare come forward, with blue lights in his hand and
+accompanied by a trombone, like the ghost of Ninus in Semiramide, and
+say&mdash;"We warned these people to write for immortality. We told them it
+was their duty to stick in a few oaks for posterity, as well as their
+Canada poplars and Scotch firs. It was not our fault that they chose to
+grow nothing but underwood. It was the fault of the circulating
+libraries, which, instead of allowing the milk of human genius to set
+for cream, diluted it with <i>malice prepense</i>, and drenched us with milk
+and water even to loathing!"</p>
+
+<p>No, dear public! you will put your hand in your breeches' pocket like a
+crocodile, as you do now, and say nothing. Yon are fully aware how much
+of the fault is your own; but you are stultified and hardened to shame.
+With the disgrace of your National Gallery, and National Regency
+Buildings, and Pimlico Palace, and all your other vulgarisms and
+trivialities on your shoulders, you bully your way out of your disgrace
+of duncehood, like Mike Lambourne on forgetting his part in the
+Kenilworth pageant. "For your part, you can do very well without
+book-learning. You've got Shakspeare, and if with that a nation can't
+face the literature of Europe, the deuce is in it! With Cocker's
+arithmetic and Shakspeare, any public that knows what it's about, may
+snap its fingers at the world!"</p>
+
+<p>Such, such are the demoralizing results of the ascendancy of the
+circulating libraries! Such is the monster-misery of literature!</p>
+
+<p>Again, therefore, we say, confound those fifteen talents! What have ye
+not to answer for, O ye Athenians! in the consequences of your
+malpractices of old!</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="MARSTON_OR_THE_MEMOIRS_OF_A_STATESMAN" id="MARSTON_OR_THE_MEMOIRS_OF_A_STATESMAN"></a>MARSTON; OR, THE MEMOIRS OF A STATESMAN.</h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_561" id="Page_561">[Pg 561]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>PART XI.</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Have I not in my time heard lions roar?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have I not heard the sea, puft up with wind,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have I not heard great ordnance in the field,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And Heavens artillery thunder in the skies?<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have I not in the pitched battle heard<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets clang?"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="center"><span class='smcap'>Shakspeare</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Our procession had more than the usual object of those dreadful
+displays: it was at once an act of revenge and an act of policy. During
+the period while the gates of the convent shut out the living world from
+us, a desperate struggle had been going on between the two ruling
+factions. In this contest for life and death, the more furious, of
+course, triumphed; such is the history of rabble revolution in all ages.
+The Girondist with his eloquence naturally fell before the Jacobin with
+his libel; the Girondist, affecting a deference for law, was trampled by
+the Jacobin, who valued nothing but force; the tongue and the pen were
+extinguished by the dagger; and this day was the consummation. A debate
+in the Convention, of singular talent and unexampled ferocity, had
+finished by the impeachment of the principal Girondists. Justice here
+knew nothing of the "law's delay;" and the fallen orators now headed our
+melancholy line, bound, bareheaded, half naked, and more than half dead
+with weariness, shame, and the sense of ruin;&mdash;there could scarcely be
+more in the blow which put an end to all their perturbations on this
+side of the grave.</p>
+
+<p>We had frequent halts, and I had full leisure to gaze around; for,
+rapidly as the guillotine performed its terrible task, our procession
+had been extended by some additional victims from every prison which we
+passed; and we passed so many that I began to think the city one vast
+dungeon. What strange curiosity is it that could collect such myriads to
+look upon us? Every street was crowded with a living mass; every
+casement was filled; every roof presented a line of eyes straining for a
+glance below. Instead of the crowd of a populous city, I could have
+believed that I saw the population of a kingdom poured in and compressed
+into the narrow streets through which we wound our slow way. From time
+to time a shout arose, as some conspicuous member of the Convention made
+his appearance in the vehicle of death: then execrations, scoffs, and
+insults, of every bitterness, were poured upon the unfortunate being;
+who seldom attempted to retaliate, or make any other return but a
+gesture of despair, or a supplication to be suffered to die in peace.
+Yet all was not cruelty nor insensibility. I saw instances, where
+friends, bold enough to brave the vengeance of the government, rushed
+forward to take a last grasp of the hand that must so soon be cold; and
+my heart was wrung by partings between still dearer objects and the
+condemned;&mdash;wives rushing forward through the multitude; children held
+up to their father's arms; beautiful and graceful young women, forcing
+their wild way through the line of troops, to take a last look, and
+exchange a last word, with those whom they would have rejoicingly
+followed to the tomb.</p>
+
+<p>Our progress lasted half the day, and the sun was already near its
+setting, when the waggon in which I sat turned into the Place de Gr&egrave;ve.
+But I must, I dare, describe no more. I shall not say what I saw in that
+general receptacle of the day of horror&mdash;the range of low biers which
+lay surrounding the scaffold, now the last resting-place of men who had
+but a few hours before flourished in the full possession of every
+faculty of our being; and, still more, with all those faculties in the
+full ardour of public life&mdash;with brilliant ambition to stimulate, with
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_562" id="Page_562">[Pg 562]</a></span>
+prospects of boundless power to reward, and with that most exhilarating
+and tempting spell of human existence, popular acclamation, resounding
+in their ears. I had known some of them, I had seen then all; and now I
+saw those highly gifted, vigorously practised, and fiery-souled men,
+shaken down in an instant like a shock of corn; swept to death as if
+they were but so many weeds; extinguished in a moment, and in another
+moment flung aside, a heap of clay, to make room for other dead. And
+this was Republicanism&mdash;this the reign of knowledge, the triumph of
+freedom, the glory of political regeneration! Even in that most trying
+moment, when I saw the waggon, in which I remained the last survivor but
+one, give up my unfortunate companion to the executioner, my parting
+words to him, as I shook his cold hand, were&mdash;"Better the forest and the
+savage than republicanism! Doubly cursed be murder, when it takes the
+name of freedom!"</p>
+
+<p>I then resolved to see and hear no more; gave a brief and still a fond
+recollection to England; and, committing my spirit to a still higher
+care, I bowed my forehead on my hands, like one laying down his head for
+the final blow!</p>
+
+<p>But while I was still thus absorbed I heard a sudden shout, the
+trampling of cavalry, and the sound of trumpets. I again raised my eyes.
+A strong body of French troopers, covered with the dust of the
+high-road, and evidently exhausted by a long journey, were passing along
+the <i>quai</i> which bordered the scene of execution. In the midst of these
+squadrons were seen Austrian standards surmounted by the tricolor, and
+evidently carried as trophies. The rumour now ran quickly through the
+spectators, that Flanders had been entered, that the enemy had been
+routed, and that a column of Austrian prisoners was passing through the
+streets, of which those squadrons formed the escort.</p>
+
+<p>What could now detain the multitude? The public curiosity would probably
+have defied grape-shot; with one burst they poured from the square. When
+the populace went, why should the National Guard stay behind?&mdash;were they
+not as much entitled to satisfy their curiosity? Three-fourths of the
+guard instantly piled their muskets, leaving them in care of their less
+zealous or more lazy fellow warriors, and ran after the multitude. The
+executioners were like other men; equally touched by their "country's
+glory," and fond of a spectacle. They dropped by twos and threes quietly
+from the sides of the scaffold, and made their way to the <i>quai</i>. In the
+mean time I was left disregarded; but I was still fettered, or I should
+have jumped from the waggon, and taken my chance for escape. All had
+evidently come to a full stop, and even that horrible machine, above my
+head, had ceased to clank and crush; for what is a spectacle in France
+without an audience? The chief headsman, with two or three of his
+assistants, true to their post, alone remained&mdash;waiting for the return
+of the people; yet even they cast many a lingering glance towards the
+pageant, whose plumes, flags, and kettledrums, passing across the
+entrance of the square, made their patriotism more difficult from minute
+to minute. At length the trumpets died away, and, to my renewed
+despondency, I saw the crowd again thicken towards me and the few
+remaining vehicles, which that day, now sinking into twilight, was to
+empty of their victims.</p>
+
+<p>But I was again respited. While I awaited the summons to mount the fatal
+steps, a party of dragoons rode into the square, seized every waggon
+without a moment's delay, and ordered the whole to be driven out for the
+reception of a column of wounded, both French and Austrians; who, having
+been brought to the city gates, now waited the means of transport to the
+great military hospital at Vincennes.</p>
+
+<p>In this country of expedients, the first suggestion is always the best.
+The colonel of dragoons in charge of the column, had applied to the
+government for the means of carriage; they referred him to the
+municipality, who referred him to the staff of the National Guard; who
+referred him to the subprefect; who referred him to his subordinate
+functionaries; who knew nothing on the subject; until the colonel,
+indignant at the impertinences of office, accidentally heard that the
+requisite conveyances were to be seen in front of the Hotel de Ville.
+Regarding it as the natural right of the soldier to be first served in
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_563" id="Page_563">[Pg 563]</a></span>
+all cases, he sent off a squadron at full speed to make his seizure.
+Nothing could be more complete. The affair was settled at once. The
+remonstrances of the civil officers against our being thus withdrawn
+from their grasp, were answered by bursts of laughter at their
+impudence, and blows with the flat of the sabre for their presumption;
+for, next to the open reprobation of the army for the civic cruelties,
+was their scorn of the civic functionaries. The National Guard made some
+feeble display of resistance, but soon showed that they had no wish to
+try their bayonets against those expert handlers of the sword; and the
+event was, that the whole train of fifty or sixty waggons, of which
+about a tenth remained full, were hurried away at full gallop down to
+the Boulevard, leaving the scaffold a sinecure. At the barrier a new
+arrangement took place; the wounded were piled into the carriages along
+with us, and the whole were marched under escort to the grand depot of
+the garrison of Paris.</p>
+
+<p>I had seen Vincennes before, and under trying circumstances; its
+frowning physiognomy had not been altered, nor, as a prison, was it more
+congenial to my feelings than before. Yet, on hearing the hollow tread
+of our horses' feet over its drawbridge, and seeing myself actually
+within its massive walls, I experienced a feeling of satisfaction which
+I had never expected to enjoy within bolts and bars. In this world
+contrast is every thing. I had been so fevered with alternate peril and
+escape, so sick of doubt, and so perplexed with the thousand miseries of
+flight; that, to find myself secure from casualty for the next
+twenty-four hours, and relieved from the trouble of thinking for myself,
+or thinking of any thing, was a relief which amounted almost to a
+pleasure. I never laid myself down to sleep with greater thankfulness,
+than when, stretched on the wooden guard-bed of the barrack-room, where
+the whole crowd of prisoners were packed together, I listened to the
+beat of the night-drum and the changing of the guard. They told me that,
+for once at least, I might sleep without a police-officer, to bid me,
+like Master Barnardine, "arise and be hanged."</p>
+
+<p>Time in a garrison is the most lingering of all conceivable things,
+except time in a prison. I had it, loaded with the double weight. There
+was no resource to be found in the fractured and bandaged portion of
+human nature round me. The Austrians were brave boors, who spoke nothing
+but Styrian or Carinthian, or some border dialect, which nothing but
+barbarism had ever heard of, and which nothing but Austrian organs could
+have ever pronounced. The French recruits were from provinces which had
+their own "beloved patois," and which, to the Parisian, held nearly the
+same rank of civilized respect as the Kingdom of Ashantee. Besides, it
+was to be remembered, that all round me was a scene of suffering&mdash;the
+dismal epilogue of a field of battle; or rather the dropping of the
+curtain on the royal stage, when the glitter and the noise were gone by,
+and the actors reduced from their pomps and vanities, and sent home to
+the shivering necessities of poor human existence.</p>
+
+<p>Life to me was now as stagnant as the ditch round the fortress; all
+feeling was as languid as the heavy air of our casemates. The mind lost
+all curiosity relative to the external world; and, beyond the casual
+knowledge which dropped, with all official mystery, from the lips of our
+worthy governor, and which told us that the war still continued, and
+that the armies of the Republic were "invincible beyond all power of
+human resistance;" we could not have been much more separated from
+sympathy, even with the capital itself, if we had been transported to
+one of the belts of Jupiter.</p>
+
+<p>But a new alarm now seized me. The extreme indifference with which I had
+begun to regard all things, at length struck the eye of one of the
+military surgeons, who had been sent from Paris in consequence of the
+influx of prisoners. He seemed to take some interest in my consumptive
+visage and lack-lustre eye; asked me whether "some of my family had not
+died early in life," and offered to dictate my pursuits and regimen. The
+French are by nature a kindly people, with this one proviso, that,
+though every Frenchman on earth is more or less a <i>persifleur</i>, you must
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_564" id="Page_564">[Pg 564]</a></span>
+never practise the art upon himself. M. Rossignol Perigord Pantoufle
+would have been an incomparable subject for the exercise, for he was
+eccentricity from top to toe. But the state of my spirits prevented my
+taking any share in the burlesque which too frequently befell this
+worthy person; and he attached himself to me as a sort of refuge from
+the sly, but stinging, persecution of his fellow-officers. When the
+hen-wife plucks the goose's bosom it makes her nestle more closely to
+her goslings. It was the calamity of my friend Pantoufle to be born with
+what the novelists call a "too feeling heart;" he was always in love
+with some one or another, and always jilted. But misfortune was thrown
+away upon him; he was still a complete sensitive plant, shivering and
+shrinking at every new touch: a dish of <i>blancmange</i> could not have
+shaken with a slighter impulse, nor a shape of jelly more easily
+dissolved. He was now past fifty; and, never much indebted to nature in
+his youth, time, the foe to beauty, had been more than a foe to the
+doctor. I never recollect to have seen a figure or physiognomy less
+fitted to disturb the female soul. But he made me the confidant of his
+woes; and if I did not, like Desdemona, "to him seriously incline," at
+least I never laughed, amusing as were his agonies, and diverting as was
+his despair. I had either the presence of mind, or the feebleness of
+pulse, to look and listen;&mdash;the art has succeeded in higher places than
+prisons.</p>
+
+<p>Yet all was not sentimentality with him. He was an honest and
+high-spirited man in the main. He questioned me&mdash;and no question could
+then be a bolder one at the time&mdash;in what manner he could best serve me.
+My answer was immediate&mdash;"Find out the commercial house of Elnathan, and
+tell the head of the family that I am here." The service was done, and I
+received for answer, on my friend's return from his ride to the Rue
+Vivienne&mdash;"That the firm kept no account with any person of my name; and
+that they had no desire to have any further application on the subject."
+The doctor, too, had been received with such gathering of black brows,
+and such murmurs between indignation and astonishment; that if Rabbi
+Elnathan had not been deemed altogether beneath the vengeance of "an
+officer in the service of the Republic," the consequence would have been
+a proposal to choose his own time to be run through the body in the
+Champs Elys&eacute;es.</p>
+
+<p>It was late when my ambassador had returned, and I had begun to feel
+some alarm for his peril by other than the shafts of Cupid in the
+rashness of exposing him to the jealous eye of his government, or
+perhaps to the denunciation of the Jewish firm, who, to screen
+themselves, might hasten with the intelligence to the first
+police-office. And I had an uneasy walk of a couple of hours, gazing
+from the ramparts, for every movement in the direction of the capital.
+The night was calm, and the glow of the lamps in the streets strikingly
+marked their outline; when on a sudden the sky was filled with flame of
+every colour, shot up in all directions, the cannon round the barriers
+began to roar, and Montmartre was in a perpetual blaze. It was plain
+that some extraordinary event had occurred; but whether this were the
+fall of the triumvirate or of their enemies, a new revolution or a new
+monarch, was beyond our knowledge; we were all hermetically sealed up in
+Vincennes; and if Paris had been buried in its own catacombs at the
+moment, the news would have been doled out to us only in the segments
+which suited the dignity of the governor.</p>
+
+<p>But Pantoufle for once was popular in the fortress. If he had brought
+nothing to raise my spirits, his tidings threw the garrison into
+ecstasy. The Republic "had gained a great victory," whose value was
+enhanced by the previous disasters of the campaign. The favourite of the
+French armies, too, had gained that victory. This was another feature of
+the rejoicing. Dumourier was one of the people; "no noble, no
+aristocrat, no son of landed wealth, no lord of forests and feeder on
+privileges." He had been a simple captain of engineers; he was now
+conqueror of those Austrian provinces on which France had cast an eager
+eye for centuries. That prize, which all the monarchs of France, with
+all their titled marshals, had never been able to seize, "the Republic,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_565" id="Page_565">[Pg 565]</a></span>
+with a republican army and a republican general, had won in the first
+month of her first invasion."</p>
+
+<p>The garrison, of course, had its fireworks, its salute from the
+ramparts, and its <i>feu de joie</i>. But, in the midst of the festivity, I
+observed Pantoufle's countenance loaded with some mighty secret. He
+broke it to me with the air of a man revealing a conspiracy. Taking me
+on one side, while the ramparts were blazing with blue-lights, and every
+man, woman, and child of the garrison were chattering, huzzaing, and
+waltzing round us; he communicated to me the solemn fact, that his heart
+had been pierced again. This execution had been done while he was
+waiting in Elnathan's counting-house: a young Rachel or Rebecca had
+accidentally glanced across his sight, with such inimitable eyes, that
+his fate was decided for life. The world was valueless without her; and
+my particular advice was requested as to the way in which he was to make
+his approaches. I advised a sonnet. He smiled, and acknowledged that he
+had anticipated my advice, and had spent an hour of that twilight, dear
+to love and the muses, during which he had kept me in all the
+discomforts of suspense, devoting all the energies of his soul to the
+composition of a song to the beauties of the irresistible Israelite.
+Boileau has told the world, that a poet once insisted on his listening
+to an ode of his composition, while they were kneeling together at high
+mass. Our situation might not be quite as solemn, but the doctor was
+quite as pressing; and seated on the corner of a bastion, while the guns
+were roaring above our heads, I listened to an effusion in the most
+established style of sexagenarian poetry.</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Rachel est sans d&eacute;sirs,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">C'est un bouton de rose,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Que la nature arrose,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Et dispose &agrave; s'ouvrir.<br /></span>
+</div>
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">Dans son cour sans detour,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Il n'est pas jour encore;<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Il attend pour eclore<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Un rayon de l'amour!"<br /></span>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+
+
+
+<p>I listened without a laugh, and won the eternal gratitude of the writer.
+Nothing could be clearer than that, whatever the effusion might owe to
+the inspiration of Cupid, Apollo had no share in its charm. On my part,
+it would probably have been an act of the truest friendship, to have bid
+him burn his tablets, forswear poetry for ever, and regard himself as
+forbidden the temptations of the maids of Parnassus. But I should have
+broken his heart. I took the simpler but more effectual cure&mdash;I bade him
+find out this idol, and marry her. Before I forget him and his sorrows,
+let me mention, that he took my advice, and that, on my return to the
+Continent some years after, I found the poet transferred into the
+benedict, with a pretty wife at his side, and a circle of lively
+children at his knee&mdash;an active, thriving, and rational member of the
+community. I always quote the doctor, for the superiority of the
+soothing system. The vinegar of criticism would have festered the wounds
+of his vanity; the art of (must I call it) flattery healed them. It left
+a scar, I acknowledge; for the doctor still wrote verses, and still had
+a lurking propensity for climbing the slippery slope of poetic renown.
+But the realities of life are fortunate correctives to this passion,
+and, like Piron, luckily</p>
+
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Il ne fut rien<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pas m&ecirc;me academician."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>But on this night our "intercourse of souls" was interrupted by one of
+those painful evidences of the renewal of hostilities which shows war in
+its truest aspect. A long column of vehicles, which we had seen moving
+for some time across the plain, and whose movement, by the torches of
+the escort, looked from the ramparts like the trailing of an immense
+phosphoric serpent, approached the gates. The announcement was soon made
+that it was a large detachment of prisoners and wounded, who had arrived
+from the desperate but decisive battle in Flanders. All the medical
+officers of the garrison were immediately in requisition; and the sights
+which I saw, even when standing at the gate, as the carts and cars
+rolled over the drawbridge, were sufficient to startle feelings more
+used to such terrible demonstrations of the folly or the frenzy of the
+world. But this was no time to indulge indolent sensibilities. Of
+course, I have no desire to enter into the startling details of that
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_566" id="Page_566">[Pg 566]</a></span>
+spectacle. But mastering myself so far, as to volunteer my attendance
+for the time in the hospital, the thought often occurred to me, that
+there could be no better lesson for the love of conquest than a walk
+through a military hospital after the first battle.</p>
+
+<p>This anxious service lasted during the greater part of the night; for
+the wounded amounted to little less than a thousand, both French and
+foreign. But as I was returning to my mattress, I recollected the
+countenance of a prisoner standing at the door of one of the chambers
+set apart for officers of the higher rank. The man put his hand to his
+shako, and addressed me in German;&mdash;he was one of the squadron of Hulans
+whom I had commanded in the Prussian retreat, and who had rejoined his
+regiment after the skirmish with the French dragoons. He expressed great
+delight in finding that I was a survivor. But "on whom was he now in
+attendance?" "On Major-General Count Varnhorst." He told me that the
+general had volunteered to join the Austrian army in the Netherlands,
+and taking the Hulan with him, had been wounded in covering the retreat,
+been found on the field, and was now in the hands of the surgeons in
+that chamber!</p>
+
+<p>I pass briefly over this scene. I found my brave friend apparently at
+the point of death; he had been wounded by the sabre, trampled under
+horses' hoofs, and crushed in every imaginable way, in the course of the
+desperate defence which he made against an overwhelming force of the
+enemy's cavalry. The officers of the escort were loud in reports of his
+almost frantic gallantry; but he was now so exhausted by the length of
+the march as to be almost insensible: he knew no one; and his case,
+after a day or two, was pronounced beyond all cure. It was then that I
+obtained permission to watch over him, and at least provide that he
+should not be disturbed in his closing hours. Care is often more than
+science, and care succeeded in this instance, against all the ominous
+looks of the medical staff. I so much delighted Pantoufle, by having
+thus overthrown the authority of a pragmatical <i>confr&egrave;re</i>, who had been
+peculiarly stern in his prognostics; that he made the proposal to me of
+joining him in the chances of his profession. "I shall fix myself in
+Paris," said he; "fame will be the inevitable consequence, and fortune
+will follow; here you shall be my successor." I fought off the prospect
+as well as I could, and pleaded my want of professional knowledge. His
+countenance, at the words, would have been an incomparable study of
+mingled burlesque and scorn. He instanced a whole crowd of leading men,
+whom he unceremoniously designated as having made fortunes, not by
+knowledge, but simply by its absence. "Their ignorance," said he, "gives
+them effrontery, and effrontery is the grand secret of fame. You are an
+Englishman and a philosopher,"&mdash;the latter expression uttered with a
+curl of the lip and an elevation of the brow, which evidently translated
+the word, a fool. "You take things circuitously, while success lies in
+the straight line; thus you fail, we triumph."</p>
+
+<p>I admitted the rapidity of his countrymen.</p>
+
+<p>"In France," said he, or rather exclaimed, "two things conduct to
+renown; and but two&mdash;to stop at nothing, and never to admit ignorance in
+any thing; in medicine, to cure or kill without delay; in surgery, to
+operate at all risks. If the patient dies, there are fifty reasons for
+it; if the surgeon hesitates, the public will allow of but one. Politics
+are not within my line, and the subject is just now a delicate one; but
+you see that the secret of renown is, to run on the edge of the
+scaffold. In soldiership the principle is the same&mdash;always to fight,
+whenever you can find any body to fight with; you will deserve to be
+famous, or deserve to be guillotined.'</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps both," I remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing more probable. But still something is done; inaction does
+nothing. Look at Dumourier; he has had no more necessity for fighting
+this battle, than for jumping from the parapet of Notre-Dame. But he has
+fought, he has conquered; and, instead of throwing himself from the
+parapet of Notre-Dame, which he probably would have done in the next
+fortnight's <i>ennui</i> in Paris, all Paris is placarded with his
+bulletins."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_567" id="Page_567">[Pg 567]</a></span> </p>
+
+<p>"But he <i>might</i> have been beaten; he might have been ruined, or brought
+to trial for rashness; or to an Austrian prison, like La Fayette."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course he might. But the question is of the fact&mdash;let prophets deal
+with the future. He <i>has</i> beaten the Austrians; he <i>has</i> conquered
+Flanders; he <i>has</i> made himself the first man of France by the act, for
+which, if he had been an Austrian general, he would have been brought to
+a court-martial, his victory pronounced contrary to rule, his bravery a
+breach of etiquette, and the rest of his days, if he was not shot on the
+ramparts of Vienna, spent in a dungeon in Prague. Take my advice; dash
+at every thing; risk is the grand talent&mdash;adventure, the philosopher's
+stone. So, listen to me; you shall be admitted to the Hotel Dieu as an
+<i>&eacute;l&egrave;ve</i>; become my assistant, and make your fortune."</p>
+
+<p>I stared at this sudden explosion of the doctor's rhetoric; but I should
+have remembered, that he was under the double inspiration of new-born
+love and reluctant rhyme.</p>
+
+<p>Varnhorst at length attempted to walk as far as the ramparts, and I was
+enjoying the pride of being able to exhibit my patient to the garrison;
+when, just as we were issuing from the long and chill corridors into the
+fresh air and sunshine, I observed the commandant coming towards me with
+a peculiar air of gravity, attended by several of his officers. Bowing
+to Varnhorst with military etiquette, he took him aside and communicated
+to him a few words, which made his pale countenance look paler still.
+"My friend is brave," was the Prussian's reply, turning a glance to
+where I stood. "I have seen him in the field. I am satisfied that,
+wherever he is, he will do his duty."</p>
+
+<p>The commandant now walked up to me, and with an air of embarrassment put
+a sealed letter into my hands. It was from the minister of foreign
+affairs, and was marked <i>secret and immediate</i>. I opened it, and I shall
+not say with what feelings I saw&mdash;an order for my attendance at the
+office of the minister, signed <span class='smcap'>Robespierre</span>.</p>
+
+<p>If the grim majesty of death had put his signature in person to this
+order, it would not have borne a more mortal aspect. It was a pang! yet
+the pang did not continue long. Inevitable things are not the hardest to
+be borne. At all events, there was no time for pondering on the subject.
+The carriage which had brought the order and the government <i>huissier</i>,
+was at the gate. Varnhorst gave me one grasp of his honest hand as I
+left him; the commandant wished me "good fortune." I hurried into the
+carriage, and we flew on the road to Paris.</p>
+
+<p>On reaching the barrier, we turned off to the quarter of the Luxembourg,
+and stopped at the gate of a moderate-sized house, where my conductor
+and I entered. I was shown into a small and simple room; where I found a
+man advanced in years, and of a striking aspect. He said not a word; I
+had no inclination to speak. The one or two hesitating syllables which I
+addressed to him were answered only by a bow and a look, as if he did
+not understand the language; and I awaited the approach of the terror of
+France, the horror of Europe, during half an hour, which seemed to me
+interminable. The door at last opened, a valet came in, and the name of
+"Robespierre" thrilled through every fibre; but, instead of the frowning
+giant to which my fancy had involuntarily attached the name, I saw a
+slight figure, highly dressed, and even with the air of a fop on the
+stage. Holding a perfumed handkerchief in one hand, which he waved
+towards his face like one indulging in the fragrance, and a diamond
+snuff-box in the other, he advanced with a sliding step; and after a
+sallow smile to me, and a solemn bow to the old man, congratulated
+himself on the "honour of the acquaintance, which he had been indebted
+to his friend Elnathan for making, in my person." I was all
+astonishment: I had come in expectation of receiving my death-warrant&mdash;I
+had a reception like an ambassador. I now perplexed myself with the
+idea, that I had been mistaken for some stranger in the foreign
+diplomacy; but I was instantly set right by his pronouncing my name, and
+making some allusions to "the influence of my family in the British
+Parliament."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_568" id="Page_568">[Pg 568]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Yet, I was still in the tiger's den, and I expected to feel the talons.
+I was happily disappointed; the claw was sheathed in velvet. A slight
+refection was brought in by an embroidered domestic, and it was
+evidently the wish of this tremendous demagogue to appear the man of
+refinement, at least in my instance.</p>
+
+<p>"My friend Elnathan," said he, "has informed me that you wish to return
+to England?"</p>
+
+<p>This was pronounced in the meekest tone of interrogatory; and, with eyes
+scarcely raised to either of us, he awaited my confirmation of his idea.</p>
+
+<p>It was given unhesitatingly; and my glance at the countenance of the old
+man was answered by another, which told me that I saw the correspondent
+of my friend Mordecai.</p>
+
+<p>"The circumstances are simply these," said the dictator in the same
+delicate tone; "the government has occasion to arrange some matters of
+importance with the British cabinet. The successes of the Republic have
+raised jealousies, which it is for the advantage of human nature that we
+should reconcile if possible. France and England are the only free
+countries: their hostility can only be injurious to freedom."</p>
+
+<p>He paused, and his cold grey eye, after traversing the floor, was slowly
+raised to me.</p>
+
+<p>I admitted my perfect agreement in the opinion, that "wherever national
+conflict could be avoided, it was the business of all rational men to
+maintain peace." I saw a grim smile pass over his sallow features,
+probably at having found another dupe. Elnathan sat in profound silence,
+without a muscle moved.</p>
+
+<p>Robespierre, rising, took from a portfolio a letter, and put it into the
+Jew's hand. He now had got over that strange embarrassment with which
+his habitual nervousness had marked his first address, and spoke
+largely, and with a considerable expression of authority.</p>
+
+<p>"The English government," said he, "have expressed some unnecessary
+uneasiness at the progress of opinion in Europe. The late victory, which
+has decided the fate of the Austrian Netherlands, will probably increase
+that uneasiness. Communications through the usual channels are slow,
+imperfect, and open to espionage on all sides. I have, therefore,
+applied to my friend Elnathan to point out some individual in whom he
+has perfect confidence, and through whom the communication can be made.
+He has named you."</p>
+
+<p>Elnathan, with his huge hands clasped on his breast, and his bushy brows
+drawn deep over his eyes, bent forward with almost oriental affirmation.</p>
+
+<p>"When will you be ready to set out for Calais?"</p>
+
+<p>"This moment," was my willing answer.</p>
+
+<p>"No, we are not quite prepared." He walked for a while about the room,
+pondering on the subject; then, turning to Elnathan, he directed the Jew
+to get ready some papers connected with the financial dealings which his
+English brethren were then beginning to carry on extensively throughout
+Europe. Those were to be arranged by next day, and for those I must
+wait.</p>
+
+<p>"You shall be under the care of Elnathan," said the master of my fate.
+"He will obtain your passports from the Foreign Office, and you will
+leave Paris to-morrow evening at furthest. We must avoid all suspicion,
+Elnathan," said he, turning to the Jew. "Paris is a hot-bed of spies.
+Apropos, where do you propose to spend the evening?"</p>
+
+<p>My mind glanced at Vincennes, and his eye, cold as it was, caught my
+startled conception.</p>
+
+<p>"No, your return to-night to the fortress would only set all the tongues
+of Paris in motion to-morrow. You must be seen in public to-night, at
+the opera, the theatre, or where you will. You must figure as an
+Englishman travelling at his pleasure and his leisure&mdash;<i>a Milor</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Madame Roland gives a soiree to-night," humbly interposed the Jew.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha!&mdash;that is the best of all. You must go there. You will be seen by
+all the world. Elnathan will introduce you to the 'philosophic lady' of
+the circle." He then resumed his pacing round the room. I could observe
+the vulpine expression of his visage, the twitching of his hands, the
+keen sidelong look of a man living in perpetual alarm.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_569" id="Page_569">[Pg 569]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>We prepared to take our leave; but he now suddenly resumed the <i>petit-ma&icirc;tre</i>,
+flourished his perfumed handkerchief again, gave a passing smile at the
+mirror, and offered me the honours of his snuff-box with the affectation
+of the stage. But, as we reached the door of the apartment, he made a
+long, single stride, which brought him up close to me. "Remember, sir,"
+said he, in a stern voice, wholly unlike the past&mdash;"You have it in
+charge from me to inform the government of your country of the actual
+feeling of France. It is true that there are madmen among
+us&mdash;Brissotins, Girondists, and other enthusiasts&mdash;who talk of war. I
+tell you that they <i>are</i> madmen, and that <i>I</i> will have no war.&mdash;There
+may be conspirators, who think to shake the existing <i>r&eacute;gime</i> of the
+republic, and look to war as the means of raising themselves on its
+ruins.&mdash;<i>I</i> tell you, and you may tell your cabinet, that they will not
+accomplish their objects here; and that, if they accomplish them, it
+will be the fault and the folly alone of England. Impress those truths
+on the minds of your countrymen: the Republic desires no war; her
+principle is peace, her purpose is peace, her prosperity is peace. There
+will be, there shall be, there <i>can</i> be, no war." He folded his arms,
+and stood like a pillar till we withdrew.</p>
+
+<p>I happened to ascertain shortly afterwards, that on this very day
+Robespierre had presided at a council which has sent off orders to
+Dumourier to open the Scheldt, the notorious and direct preliminary to
+war with England. Such is the sincerity of diplomacy!</p>
+
+<p>I remained during the rest of the day with Elnathan. His hotel was
+splendid, and all that surrounded him gave the impression of great
+opulence; but it was obvious that he lived like a man in a gunpowder
+magazine. He had several sons and daughters, whom, in the terrors of the
+time, he had contrived to send among his connexions in Germany; and he
+now lived alone, his wife having been dead for some years. All his
+wealth could not console him for the anxiety of his position; and
+doubtless he would have perished long before, in the general massacre of
+the opulent, except for the circumstance of being the chief channel of
+moneyed communication between the government and Germany. In the course
+of our lonely but most <i>recherch&eacute;</i> dinner, he explained to me slightly
+the means of my recent preservation. The police-officer had acquainted
+him with my being the bearer of a letter from Mordecai. The intelligence
+reached him just in time to save me, by a daring claim of my person as
+an agent of the English ministry. He had then lost sight of me, and
+began to think that I had perished; when the application of my friend
+the doctor told him where I was to be found. The message of the head of
+the Republic, requiring a confidential bearer of documents, struck him
+as affording an opportunity of my liberation; and though the palpable
+absurdity of my worthy friend Pantoufle prevented any communication with
+<i>him</i>, no time was lost in proposing my name to authority.</p>
+
+<p>"And now," said my entertainer, after drinking my safe arrival in a
+bumper of imperial tokay, "En avance, for Madame Roland."</p>
+
+<p>We drove to a splendid mansion in the Rue de la Revolution. The street
+in front was crowded with equipages, and it was with some difficulty
+that we could make our way through the long and stately suite of rooms.
+The house had belonged to the Austrian ambassador; and on the
+declaration of war it had been taken possession of by the Republic
+without ceremony.</p>
+
+<p>I observed to Elnathan, that "to judge from the pomp of the furniture,
+republicanism was not republican every where."</p>
+
+<p>"Nowhere but in the streets, or the prisons," was his reply in a
+whisper. "Since the Austrian left it, the whole hotel has been furnished
+anew at the most profuse expense, which I had the honour of supplying.
+Roland is a great personage, an honest nobody, a mill-horse at the wheel
+of office. He is probably drudging over his desk at this moment; but
+Madame is of another mould. "La voil&agrave;!" He turned suddenly, and made a
+profound bow to a very showy female, who had advanced from a group for
+the purpose of receiving the Jew and the stranger. I had now, for the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_570" id="Page_570">[Pg 570]</a></span>
+first time, the honour of seeing this remarkable personage. Her figure
+was certainly striking, and her physiognomy conveyed a great deal of
+her character for intelligence and decision. She had evidently dressed
+herself on the model of the <i>classique</i>; and though not handsome enough
+for a Venus, nor light enough for a nymph, she might have made a
+tolerable Minerva. She had probably some thoughts of the kind; for
+before we had time to make our bows, she threw herself into an attitude
+of the Galerie des Antiques, and, with her eyes fixed profoundly on the
+ground, awaited our incense. But when this part was played, the idol
+condescended to become human, and she spoke with that torrent of
+language which her clever countrywomen have at unrivaled command. She
+was "delighted, charmed, enchanted, to make my acquaintance. She had
+owed many marks of friendship to M. Elnathan; but this surpassed them
+all&mdash;she admired the English&mdash;they were always the friends of
+liberty&mdash;France was now beginning a race in the arena of freedom. The
+rivalry was brilliant, the prize was inestimable." I could only bow.
+Again, "she was enraptured to see an Englishman; the countryman of
+Milton and Wilkes, of Charles Fox and William Tell&mdash;she had been lately
+studying English history, and had wept floods of tears over the
+execution of William III.&mdash;<i>Enfin</i>, she hoped that Shakspeare, 'ce beau,
+ce superbe Shakspeare,' was in good health, and meant to give the world
+many, many more charming tragedies."</p>
+
+<p>She had now discharged her first volley, and she wheeled back upon a
+group of members of the Convention, grim and sullen-looking sages, with
+wild hair hanging over their shoulders, and the genuine Carmagnole
+physiognomy. With those men she was evidently plunged in vehement
+discussion, and her whole volume of politics was flung at their heads
+with as little mercy as her literary stores had been poured upon me.</p>
+
+<p>But the crowd pressed towards another object of curiosity, and I
+followed it, under the guidance of my Asmodeus, to a music room,
+splendidly fitted up, and filled with the most select orchestra of the
+capital. But it was an amateur that was there to attract all eyes and
+ears. "Madame de Fontenai," whispered the Jew, as he glanced towards a
+woman of a remarkably expressive countenance and statue-like form, half
+sitting, half reposing, on a sofa&mdash;surrounded by a group soliciting her
+for a "few notes, a suspiration, a <i>soup&ccedil;on</i>"&mdash;of, as Elnathan observed,
+"one of the most delicious voices which had ever crossed the Pyrenees,"
+and the Jew had all the habitual connoisseurship of his nation. At last
+the siren consented, and a harp was brought and placed before her, with
+the same homage which might have attended an offering to the Queen of
+Cyprus, in her own island, three thousand years ago; and rather letting
+her hand drop among the strings, than striking them, and rather
+breathing out her feelings, than performing any music of mortal
+composition, she sang one of the fantastic, but deep, reveries of
+passion of "the sweet south."</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<p><span class='smcap'>Sarabanda</span>.</p>
+<span class="i0">"Tus ojos y los mios<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">Se miran y hablan.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Pero los Corazones<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">No se declaran.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">Mas te prevengo<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Que si tu no te explicas,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Yo no te entiendo.<br /></span>
+</div>
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">""Las dudas de un amante<br/></span>
+<span class="i4">"No han de saberse,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"Que al decirlas se sabe.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"Que desmerecen.<br /></span>
+<span class="i4">"No&mdash;en el silencio<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">"No son pensamientos<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">D'el mas aprecio."<a name="FNanchor_14_14" id="FNanchor_14_14"></a><a href="#Footnote_14_14" class="fnanchor">[14]</a><br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_571" id="Page_571">[Pg 571]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The song closed in a burst of plaudits, as general and marked as if they
+had been given to a <i>prima donna</i> in a theater, and she received them as
+if she was in a theatre.</p>
+
+<p>"You should be presented to Madame de Fontenai," was my guide's
+suggestion. "She is our reigning <i>c&eacute;l&eacute;brit&eacute;</i> at present, as Madame
+Roland is our <i>publicit&eacute;</i>. You see we are nice in our distinctions.&mdash;I
+shall probably to-night show you another, a very handsome creature
+indeed, without half the talents of either, but with more admirers than
+both; who has obtained the title of our <i>felicit&eacute;</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be delighted to be made known to her, but give me the <i>carte du
+pays</i>. Who or what is she?"</p>
+
+<p>"The daughter of Cabarus, the Spanish ambassador here some years ago.
+She is now a widow, rich, giving the most <i>recherch&eacute;</i> suppers, followed
+by all the world, and, as she declares, <i>persecuted</i> by M. Tallien; who,
+as perseverance is nine-tenths of success in every thing, will probably
+succeed in making her Madame Tallien."</p>
+
+<p>I had now the honor of being presented, and was received with very
+flattering attention. This I probably owed to the Jew, who seemed to
+have the key to every one's smiles, as he had to most of their
+escrutoires. She was certainly a person of most distinguished
+appearance. Not handsome, so far as beauty depends on feature; for she
+had the olive tinge of her country, Spain, and she had the <i>not</i> Spanish
+"petit nez retrouss&eacute;." She required distance for fascination. But her
+figure was fine, and never was any costume more studied to exhibit it in
+all its graces. Accustomed as I had become to foreign life, I must
+acknowledge that I was a little surprised at the unhesitatingly
+<i>classical</i> development of her form;&mdash;arms naked to the shoulder, or
+clasped only with golden serpents; a robe <i>&agrave; la Diane</i>, and succinct as
+ever huntress wore; silver sandals, a jeweled cestus, and a tunic of
+white satin deeply embroidered with gold, depending simply to the knee!
+But when she placed me on the sofa beside her, and entered into
+conversation, every thing was forgotten but her incomparable elegance of
+manner. She had singular brilliancy of eye; it almost spoke, it
+perpetually flashed, and it filled up the pauses when she ceased to
+speak, with a meaning absolutely mental. Her language was animated and
+intelligent; sometimes in a tone of gentle and touching confidence,
+which made the hearer almost think that he was looking at her soul
+through her vivid countenance. Before a few minutes had elapsed, I could
+fully comprehend her title to the renown of the most captivating
+conversationist of Paris.</p>
+
+<p>As I at length relinquished this enviable and envied position, to give
+way to the crowd who brought their tribute to the <i>fateuil</i>, or rather
+the shrine, of this dazzling woman&mdash;"You have still," said my companion,
+"to see another of our sovereigns; for, as we have a triumvirate in the
+Tuileries, the world of taste is ruled by three rivals; and they are
+curiously characteristic of the classes from which they have sprung. The
+lady of the mansion, you must have perceived to be republican in every
+sense of the word&mdash;clever undoubtedly, but as undoubtedly bourgeoise;
+intelligent in no slight degree, but too much in earnest for elegance;
+perpetually taking the lead on those desperate subjects, in which women
+can only be, and ought to be, smatterers; and all this to the infinite
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_572" id="Page_572">[Pg 572]</a></span>
+amusement of her hearers, and the unbounded terror of her meek and very
+helpless husband."</p>
+
+<p>I remarked, "that she had, at least, the important merit of giving very
+splendid entertainments."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and of also possessing as honest a heart as she possesses a rash
+brain. She is kind, generous, and even rational, where she has not a
+revolution to make or to ruin. But, suffer her to touch on politics, and
+you might as well bring a lunatic into the full moon."</p>
+
+<p>"But that singular being, to whom we have just been listening, and whose
+song I shall hear to-night in my dreams&mdash;can she be a politician, a
+republican? I have never seen a countenance more likely to be
+contemptuous of the <i>canaille</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>"You are perfectly in the right. She has a sphere of her own, which has
+no more to do with our world than if she lived in the evening-star. She
+exists simply to enjoy homage, and to reward it, as you have seen, by a
+song or a smile; yet she has been on the verge of the scaffold. Some of
+our most powerful political characters are contending for her influence,
+her fortune, or her hand; and whether the contest will end in raising M.
+Tallien to the head of the Republic, or extinguishing him within the
+week, is a question which chance alone can decide.&mdash;She may yet be a
+queen."</p>
+
+<p>"She seems fitter to be a Circe, or a Calypso. Or if a queen, she would
+be a Cleopatra."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Elnathan, with the only laugh which I had seen on his solemn
+visage during the night. "She has known too much of courts to endure
+royalty. She reigns as the widow of M. de Fontenai. If Tallien falls,
+she will have the power of choosing from all his successors. When old
+age comes at last, and conquests are hopeless, she will turn <i>devote</i>,
+fly to her native Spain, abjure the face of man, spend her money on
+wax-dolls and cockle-shells; and after being worshipped by the multitude
+as a saint, and panegyrized by the monks as a miracle, will die with her
+face turned to Paris after all, as good Mussulmen send their last breath
+in the direction of Mecca."</p>
+
+<p>We now plunged into the centre of a circle of men in military costume,
+full of the war, and criticising Dumourier's campaign with the utmost
+severity. As I listened; with some surprise at the multiplicity of
+errors which the most successful general of France had contrived to
+squeeze into a single month of operations, I observed a man, of a pale
+thin visage, like one suffering from ill health or excessive mental
+toil, but of a singularly intellectual expression; standing at a slight
+distance from the group of tacticians with a quiet smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me have the honour of presenting M. Marston to the minister at
+war," was my introduction to the celebrated Carnot; with whom Elnathan
+seemed to be on peculiar terms of intimacy. The minister entered at
+once, and good-humouredly, into conversation.</p>
+
+<p>"You must not think our favourite general," said he, "altogether the
+military novice which those gentlemen of the National Guard have decided
+him to be. I feel an additional interest in the question, because I had
+a little official battle to fight to place him at the head of the army
+of Flanders. But I saw that he had military talent, and that, with a
+republic, cancels all sins."</p>
+
+<p>I made some passing remark on the idleness of disputing the ability of
+an officer who answered cavils by conquest, observing, that the only
+rational altar raised by the Romans, a people of warriors, was to "Good
+Fortune."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah yes, you think, in the Choiseul style, that the first question to be
+asked in choosing a general was, 'is he lucky?' I must own,
+notwithstanding, that our city warriors have been of the opinion"&mdash;and a
+slight movement curled his lip&mdash;"that General Dumourier has fought his
+battle against principle. But they do not perceive, that <i>there</i> lies
+the very merit for which the Republic must uphold him. His troops were
+in an exhausted country; they had but provisions for two days. He must
+fight at once or retreat. Another general might have retreated; and made
+his apology by the state of his haversacks. Dumourier took the other
+alternative: he fought; and the general who fights is the only general
+who gains victories."</p>
+
+<p>One of the tacticians at whom he had indulged in a sneer, Santerre, the
+commandant of the city horse, a huge and heavy hero with enormous
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_573" id="Page_573">[Pg 573]</a></span>
+jackboots and a clattering sabre, now strode up to us, and pronounced
+that the campaign had been hitherto "against all rule."</p>
+
+<p>"You mistake, my good friend," said the now half-angry minister&mdash;"you
+mistake acting above rule for acting against rule. Our war is new, our
+force is new, our position is new; and we must meet the struggle by new
+means every where. Follow the routine, and all is lost. Invent, act,
+hazard, strike, and we shall triumph as Dumourier has done&mdash;France is
+surrounded with enemies. To conquer, we must astonish. If we wait to be
+attacked, we must feel the weakness of defence&mdash;the spirit of the French
+soldier is attack. Within the frontier he is a bird in a cage; beyond it
+he is a bird in the air. Why has France always triumphed in the
+beginning of a war? because she has always invaded. The French soldier
+must march, he must fight, he must feel that he hazards every thing,
+before he rises to that pitch of daring, that ardour, that <i>elan</i>, by
+which he gains every thing. Let him, like the Greek, burn his ships
+behind him, and from that moment he is invincible."</p>
+
+<p>I listened with speechless interest to this development of the
+principles on which the great war of Europe was to be sustained. The
+speaker uttered his oracular sentences with a glow, which left his
+hearers almost as breathless as himself. I could imagine that I saw
+before me the living genius of French victory.</p>
+
+<p>While we were standing, silenced by this burst; an incident occurred, as
+if to give demonstration to his theory; an aide-de-camp entered the
+room, bringing despatches from the army of Flanders. He had but just
+arrived in Paris, and not finding the war-minister at his bureau, had
+followed him here. Of course, the strongest conceivable curiosity
+existed; but not a syllable was to be learned from the official mystery
+of the aide-de-camp. He made his advance to the minister, deposited the
+despatch in his hands, and then drew up his stately figure, impervious
+to all questioning. Carnot retired to an alcove to read the missive, and
+in the mean time the general anxiety was an absolute fever. The dance
+ceased, the tables of loto and faro were deserted, the whole business of
+life was broken up, and five hundred of the handsomest, the most
+brilliant, and the best dressed of the earth, were standing on tiptoe in
+an agony of suspense. It would have justified a counter-revolution.</p>
+
+<p>At length Carnot, probably wholly forgetting the scene of suffering
+which he had left behind, came forward with the important despatch open
+in his hand. When he read the date, and pronounced the words
+"Headquarters, Brussels," all was known, and all was rapture. The French
+deserve good news beyond all other people of the globe, for none ever
+enjoy it so much. I thought that they would have embraced the little
+minister to death; no living man certainly was ever nearer being pressed
+into Elysium. Absolute shouts of <i>Vive la Republique</i>! and plaudits from
+innumerable pairs of the most delicate hands, echoed through the whole
+suite of <i>salons</i>. Madame, the lady of the mansion, made a set speech to
+him, at the conclusion of which she rushed on him with open arms, and
+kissed him on both cheeks, "<i>Au nom de la Republique</i>." Even the
+ethereal Madame de Fontenai condescended so far to stoop to human
+feelings, as to move from her couch, advance, drooping her fine eyes,
+and, with her hand on her bosom, like a sultana bend her magnificent
+head in silent homage before him. I watched the pantomime of this
+matchless creature, with a full acknowledgment of its beauty. A single
+word would have impaired it; but she did not utter a syllable. On
+retiring, she slowly raised her expressive countenance, fixing her eyes
+above, as if she thanked some visionary protector of France for this
+crowning triumph; and then, with hands clasped, and step by step, sank
+back into the crowd.</p>
+
+<p>Supper was announced, and we were led into a new suite of rooms, filled
+with all the luxuries and hospitalities of a most sumptuous
+entertainment. Carnot, now doubly popular, was surrounded by the <i>&eacute;lite</i>
+of name and beauty. But, whether from the politeness with which even the
+Republicans of former rank were desirous of distinguishing themselves
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_574" id="Page_574">[Pg 574]</a></span>
+from the <i>roturier</i>, or for the purpose of making his opinions known in
+that country which had been always the great tribunal of European
+opinion, and always will be; he made <i>me</i> sit down at his side.</p>
+
+<p>He now talked largely of continental interest, and continually reverted
+to the advantages of a closer alliance of England with France. "The two
+countries," said he, "are made for combination; combined, they could
+conquer the globe; France for the empire of the land, England for the
+empire of the sea. Nature has divided between them the sceptre of the
+world."</p>
+
+<p>I observed that, when the conquest was achieved, the victors, like
+Augustus and Antony, might quarrel at last.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then, even if they did, the combat would finish in a day what it
+would have taken centuries of the tardy wars of old times to decide. Six
+hours at Pharsalia settled the civil wars of Rome, and pacified the
+world for five hundred years."</p>
+
+<p>"But which side would be content to be the beaten one?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Neither," replied a restless, but remarkably broad-foreheaded and
+deep-browed personage at the opposite side of the table. "The combat
+would be eternal, or must end in mutual ruin. An universal empire would
+be beyond the government of man by law, or his control by the sword. I
+prefer enlightening the people until they shall want no control."</p>
+
+<p>"But will they buy your lamp?" said Carnot, with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"At least they have done so pretty extensively, if I am to believe the
+public. It was but this day, that I received a notice that there had
+been sent forth the hundred thousandth copy of my 'Qu'est ce que le
+Tiers Etat.'"</p>
+
+<p>"That was not a lamp, but a firebrand," said a hollow voice at a
+distance down the table; which reminded me of the extraordinary orator
+whom I had heard in the Jacobin Club. Carnot looked round to discover
+this strange accuser, and added, in a loud and stern tone&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Whether lamp or firebrand, I pronounce to all good Frenchmen that it
+was a great gift to France. It was the grammar of a new language, the
+language of liberty! It was the sound of a trumpet, the trumpet of
+revolution! Still M. de Si&ecirc;yes," said he, turning to the author of this
+celebrated performance, "all things have their time, and yours is not
+yet come. I cannot give up the soldier. I am for no tardy movement, when
+the country is in peril; the field must be cleared before it can be
+cultivated. You must sweep war from your gates, and faction from your
+streets, before you can sit down to teach a people. Even then the task
+is not easy. To know nothing, or to know something badly, are two kinds
+of ignorance which will always tempt the majority of mankind."</p>
+
+<p>"Is there not a third kind of ignorance more dangerous still&mdash;that of
+knowing more than one <i>ought</i> to know?" interposed another speaker,
+whose countenance had already struck me as one of the most problematical
+that I had ever seen. His composed yet keen physiognomy, strongly
+reminded me of the portraits of the Italian Conclave&mdash;some of the
+cardinals of Giorgione and Titian; at once subtle and dignified.</p>
+
+<p>Carnot smiled, and said to me in a low tone, "That is a touch at Si&ecirc;yes.
+Those two men never meet without a fencing-match. One of them has been a
+bishop, and cannot forgive the loss of his mitre. Si&ecirc;yes has been
+nothing, but intends to be more than a bishop yet&mdash;if he can. Talleyrand
+and he hate each other with the hatred of rival beauties."</p>
+
+<p>It was evident that Si&ecirc;yes was stung, though I could not tell how. I saw
+his powerful countenance flush to the forehead. But he merely
+said&mdash;"Pray, Monsieur, what is a vizard?"</p>
+
+<p>All eyes were now directed to the combatants, and a faint laugh ran
+round the table. But there was not the slightest appearance of
+perturbation in the manner or look of his antagonist, as he answered&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Monsieur, I shall have the honour to inform you. A vizard is a
+contrivance for concealment, whether in silk and pasteboard or in an
+inflexible visage&mdash;whether in a woman who wants to disguise her
+features, or in a man who wants to hide his heart&mdash;whether in a
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_575" id="Page_575">[Pg 575]</a></span>
+masquerader or an assassin. For example, when I hear a hypocrite talk of
+his honesty, an intriguer of his conscience, a renegade of his candour,
+and a pensioner of his patriotism, I do not require to look at him&mdash;I
+say at once, that man wears a vizard." He paused a moment. "This," said
+he, "is the vizard in public life. In private, it is the impartiality of
+authors to their own performances, the justice of partizans, the
+originality of plagiaries, and the principle of <i>pamphleteers</i>."</p>
+
+<p>This daring delivery of sentiment hit so many, that it could be resented
+by none; for no one could have assailed it without making himself
+responsible to the charge. Silence fell upon the table. However, lapses
+of this order are not fatal in France, and the topic of the war was too
+recent not to press still. Various anecdotes of the gallantry of the
+troops were detailed, and the conversation was once more led by the
+minister. "These instances of heroism," said he, "show us the spirit
+which war, and war alone, can kindle in a people. In peace, the lower
+qualities take the lead; in war, the higher&mdash;intrepidity, perseverance,
+talent, and contempt of difficulties. The man must then be
+shown&mdash;deception can have no place there. All the stronger qualities of
+our nature are called into exercise; the mind grows muscular like the
+frame; the spirit glows with the blood; a nobler career of eminence
+spreads before the nation, cheered by rewards, at once of a more
+splendid rank, and distributed on a loftier principle. We shall no more
+have a Pompadour, or a Du Barry, giving governments and marshals'
+batons. The character of the nation will become, like its swords, at
+once bright, sharp, and solid; the reign of corruption is gone already,
+the reign of dupery cannot long survive. France will set an example
+which the world will be proud to imitate, or must be forced to follow."</p>
+
+<p>"You remind me, Monsieur le Ministre, of the Spartans, who, when they
+returned from beating the enemy, found their slaves in possession of
+their households. You conquer Prussians and Austrians on the frontier,
+and leave monks at home. But, as long as you spare the spiders, you must
+not complain of cobwebs. Crush intriguers, an you will put an end to
+intrigue," said the bold ex-bishop.</p>
+
+<p>"The man insults the Republic who charges her citizens with intrigue,"
+was the whispered, and very formidable, menace of Si&ecirc;yes. "Monsieur, you
+have yet to learn what <i>is</i> a constitution."</p>
+
+<p>The Abb&eacute; had incurred some ridicule by his readiness in proposing
+constitutions. His antagonist, like a hornet, instantly fixed his sting
+upon the naked spot.</p>
+
+<p>"No, Monsieur, I perfectly know what is a modern constitution&mdash;it is the
+credit of a charlatan&mdash;it is the stock of a political pedlar, made only
+for sale to simpletons&mdash;it is an umbrella, to be taken down when it
+rains&mdash;it is a surtout in summer, and nakedness in winter. It is, in
+short, a contrivance, to make a reputation for a sciolist, and to govern
+mankind on the principles of a reverie."</p>
+
+<p>"This is the language of faction," exclaimed Si&ecirc;yes, indignantly rising.</p>
+
+<p>"Pardon me," said his imperturbable antagonist; "the language of faction
+is the language of quacks to dupes; it is the language learned in the
+clubs and taught in the streets&mdash;the language which takes it for
+granted, that the hearer is as destitute of brains, as the speaker is of
+principle." All eyes were turned on the parties.</p>
+
+<p>But his hearer simply said, yet with a glance of fire&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Monseigneur, you should remember, that you are not in our diocese,
+haranguing your chaplains. You forget also, that in France the age of
+quackery is over. There are no more dupes&mdash;have <i>you</i> your passports
+ready?"</p>
+
+<p>This produced not even a sneer on the marble countenance of the
+adversary.</p>
+
+<p>"Monsieur de Si&ecirc;yes," was the ready reply, "let me not hear <i>you</i> talk
+of despair. Quackery will never be at an end in France. The true quack
+is a polypus; cut him into a thousand pieces, he only grows the
+faster;&mdash;he is a fungus, give him only a stone to cling to, and he
+covers it;&mdash;he is the viper, even while he hides in his hole, he is only
+preparing to bite in the sunshine; and when all the world think him
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_576" id="Page_576">[Pg 576]</a></span>
+frozen for life, he is only concocting venom for his summer exploits.
+Quacks will live, as long as there are dupes&mdash;as leeches will live, as
+long as there are asses' heels to hang on." He then rose, making a
+profound bow, with "Bon soir, Monsieur l'Abb&eacute;&mdash;never fear&mdash;dupes will be
+eternal."</p>
+
+<p>This produced some confusion and consternation among the friends of
+Si&ecirc;yes. But a new scene of the night was announced, and all flowed
+towards the private theatre.</p>
+
+<p>I was yet to see more of this daring talker; but I was not surprised to
+hear next day, that he had left Paris at midnight, and was gone, no one
+knew whither. The capital might have been hazardous for him. Si&ecirc;yes was
+probably above revenge; but there were those who would have readily
+taken the part upon themselves, and a <i>cidevant</i> bishop would have made
+a showy victim. How he escaped even so far, is among the wonders of a
+life of wonder. I afterwards saw the fugitive, at the head of European
+councils, a prince and a prime minister; the restorer of the dynasty
+under which he fell, the overthrower of the dynasty under which he rose;
+bearing a charmed life, and passing among the havoc of factions, and
+even escaping from the wrecks of empire, more like an impalpable spirit
+than a man.</p>
+
+<p>But the change of his style was scarcely less remarkable than the change
+of his fortunes. He was then no longer the hot and heady satirist; he
+had become the sly and subtle scorner. No man said so many cutting
+things, yet so few of which any one could take advantage: he anatomized
+human character without the appearance of inflicting a wound; he had all
+the pungency of wit without its peril, and reigned supreme by a terror
+which every one pretended <i>not</i> to feel. The change, after all, was only
+one of weapons; in the first period it was the knife, in the second the
+razor&mdash;and perhaps the latter was the more deadly of the two.</p>
+
+<p>The theatre was fitted up with the taste of a people more essentially
+theatrical than any other in the world. For not merely the eye, but the
+tongue, is theatrical; and not merely the stage, but every portion of
+private life. Every sentiment, every sound, is theatrical; and the stage
+itself is the only natural thing in the country, from Calais to Bayonne.</p>
+
+<p>As we took our seats in the little gilded box, which was made only for
+two; though probably for <i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;tes</i> of a more romantic order than
+ours, Elnathan observed to me, "You will now see two of the most
+remarkable <i>artistes</i> in France&mdash;Talma, beyond all comparison our first
+actor; and another, an amateur, whom I think altogether one of the
+finest women in existence. You may pronounce, that she ought to be
+younger for perfection; but there is beauty in the fruit as well as in
+the flower, and not the less beautiful though it is of a different kind.
+But you shall see."</p>
+
+<p>The curtain now drew up, and we saw the commencement of the little
+<i>drame</i> of <i>Paul et Virginie</i>. St Pierre's charming story has since been
+worn out on all the boards of Europe; but it was then new to the stage,
+and the audience gazed and listened, smiled and wept, with all the
+freshness of delicious novelty. All the earlier portions of the
+performance were what we have since so repeatedly seen them; we had the
+scenery of the Mauritius, painted with habitual French skill, the
+luxuriant vegetation, the rosy sky, and the deep purple of the ocean.
+The negro-dances were exhibited, by <i>ballerine</i> from the opera; and all
+was in suspense for the appearance of the two stars of the night. Paul's
+<i>entr&eacute;</i> was received with unbounded plaudits; he was so simply dressed,
+and looked so completely the young wanderer of the groves, that I could
+not conceive him to be the grand pillar of tragedy in France. He was
+incomparably the handsome peasant of the tropics; yet, as his part
+advanced, I could discover in his deep eye and powerful tone, the actor
+capable of reaching the heights of dramatic passion. He was scarcely
+above the middle size, with features whose magic consisted in neither
+their strength nor beauty, but in their flexibility. I had never seen a
+countenance so capable of change, and in which the change was so
+instantaneous and so total. From the most sportive openness, a word
+threw it into the most indignant storm, or the most incurable despair.
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_577" id="Page_577">[Pg 577]</a></span>
+From wild joy, it was suddenly clouded with a weight of sorrow that
+"refused to be comforted." His accents were singularly sweet, yet clear;
+and, like his change of countenance, capable of the most rapid change
+from cheerfulness to the agonies of a breaking heart. His charm was
+reality; the power to carry away the audience with him into the scene of
+the moment. I had not been five minutes looking at him, when I was as
+completely in the Mauritius, as if I had been basking in its golden
+sunshine, and imbibing the breeze from fair palms.</p>
+
+<p>But his fascination and ours was complete when Virginie appeared.
+Nothing could be less artificial than her costume; the simple dress of
+Bengalese blue cloth, a few cowrie shells round her neck, and a shell
+comb fastening up the braids of profusion of raven hair. She came
+floating rather than walking down the mountain path; and her first few
+words, when Paul rushed forward and knelt to kiss her feet, and the half
+playful, half fond air with which she repelled him, seemed to me the
+most exquisite of all performances. I observed, too, that her style had
+more nature in it than that of Talma. I had till then forgotten that he
+was an actor; but, placed beside her, I could have almost instinctively
+pronounced that Paul was a Frenchman and Virginie a Creole. I whispered
+the remark to Elnathan, who answered, "that I was right in point of
+fact; for the representative of Virginie, though not a native of the
+Mauritius, was of tropical birth, the widow of a French noble, who had
+married her in the colonies and who had been one of the victims of the
+Revolution."</p>
+
+<p>"And yet an amateur actress?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; but we never ask such questions in France. Every body does the
+same. You should see one of our 'bals &agrave; la victime,' in which the
+express qualification for a ticket is having lost a relative by the
+guillotine."</p>
+
+<p>"But who is this charming woman?"</p>
+
+<p>"A woman of birth and fortune, of charming talents, and supposed at this
+moment to exercise the highest influence with the most influential
+personage of the government;&mdash;even the bewitching Madame de Fontenai has
+given way to her supremacy."</p>
+
+<p>I observed, "That though neither could compete with English beauty in
+point of features, there was a singular fascination in both&mdash;their
+countenances seemed remarkably connected with the play of their minds.</p>
+
+<p>"There is still a distinction," said Elnathan, after a long and calm
+look through his <i>lorgnette</i>&mdash;in the style of that inspection which an
+artist might give to a picture of acknowledged renown; or perhaps which
+a Mahometan dealer might fix on an importation from Circassia; "but one
+which," said he, dropping his glass, "I find it difficult to define."</p>
+
+<p>"You have already," said I, "given Madame Roland her place at the head
+of Republicans, let us suppose Madame de Fontenai the fine and
+fastidious aristocrat. While this lovely being's elegance of manner, and
+mixture of grace and dignity, would make an admirable figure at the head
+of a French court, if such a thing were not now beyond all possibility."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you aware," said the Jew, with sudden seriousness, "that a
+prediction, or at least some extraordinary conjecture on the subject,
+has gone the round of the circles. The tale is, that while she was still
+a girl in the West Indies, one of the negro dispensers of fortune, an
+Obi woman, pronounced that she should ascend a throne. I must, however,
+add the <i>finale</i> to qualify it&mdash;that she should die in an hospital."</p>
+
+<p>"The scale," said I, "goes down too suddenly in that case: she had
+better remain the beautiful and happy creature that she is. Yet a being
+formed in this expressive mould was not meant either to live or die like
+the rest of the world."</p>
+
+<p>"True, in other countries," said Elnathan, with a glance round, as if a
+<i>huissier</i> was at his elbow; "but here the affair is different&mdash;or
+rather, the course of nature is the scaffold. That beautiful woman has
+lately had the narrowest escape from the Revolutionary committee; and I
+can tell you that it is utterly impossible to know what to-morrow may
+bring even to her. She is too lovely not to be an object of rivalry; and
+a word may be death."</p>
+
+<p>Such was my first sight of Josephine de Beauharnais.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_578" id="Page_578">[Pg 578]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>This charming performance proceeded with infinite interest. But it
+differed from the course which I have since seen it take. The scene next
+showed Virginie in France. She was in the midst of all the animation of
+Parisian life&mdash;no longer the simple and exquisite child of nature, but
+the conscious beauty; still in all the bloom of girlhood, but exhibiting
+the graces of the woman of fashion. Surrounded by the admiration and
+adulation of the glittering world, she had given herself up to its
+influence, until her early feelings were beginning to fade away. The
+scene opened with a ball. Virginie, dressed in the perfection of
+Parisian taste, was floating down the dance, radiant with jewels and
+joy, the very image of delight, when her eye dropped upon the figure of
+a stranger, standing in a recess of the superb apartment, with arms
+folded, a moody brow, and a burning gaze fixed upon her. A pang shot
+through her heart. In her exquisite acting, a single gesture, a single
+glance, showed that all the recollections of her native isle had
+returned. She was the child of nature and of sensibility once more. She
+tottered from the dance, tremblingly approached the stranger, and fell
+at his feet. That stranger was Paul; and Talma, in his finest tragedy,
+never displayed more profound emotion, nor produced more enthusiastic
+applause, than when he raised her up, and with one look, and one word,
+"Virginie,"&mdash;forgot all and forgave all.</p>
+
+<p>But we were spared the catastrophe, which would certainly have been an
+ill return for the profusion of sighs and tears which the fair
+spectators gave to the performance. The ruling genius of the night, the
+minister's wife, officially inspired to do honour to the triumphs of the
+State, had employed the talents of her <i>decorateurs</i> actively during our
+stay at the supper-table; and when the curtain rose for the third act,
+instead of "a stormy sea and the horrors of shipwreck," according to the
+stage directions, we saw a stage Olympus, in which the whole <i>&eacute;lite</i> of
+the Celestials escorted a formidable Bellona-like figure, the cuirassed
+and helmed Republic, in triumphal procession, to an altar covered with
+laurels and flaming with incense, inscribed "<i>&agrave; la Libert&eacute;</i>." Some
+stanzas, more remarkable for their patriotism than their poetry, were
+chanted by Minerva, Juno, and the rest of the Olympians, <span class='smcap'>in honour</span> of
+the "jour magnifique de victoire, Jemappes." A train of <i>figurantes</i>,
+the monarchies of Europe, came forward, dancing and depositing their
+crowns and sceptres at the foot of the altar, (a sign, at least,
+tolerably significant;) the whole concluding with an exhibition of the
+bust of Dumourier, on which Madame laid a chaplet of laurel, accompanied
+with a speech in the highest republican style&mdash;bust, speech, and Madame,
+being all alike received with true Gallic rapture.</p>
+
+<p>On that night, to have doubted the "irresistible, universal, and
+perpetual" triumph of the Republic, would have been high-treason to
+taste, to hospitality, and the ladies; and for that night our belief was
+unbounded. All had made up their minds that a new era of human felicity
+had arrived; that "all the world was a stage," in the most dancing and
+delightful sense of the words; and that feasting and f&ecirc;tes were to form
+the staple of life for every future age. We were to live in a rosebud
+world. I heard around me in a thousand whispers, from some of the
+softest politicians that ever wore a smile, the assurance, that France
+was to become a political Arcadia, or rather an original paradise, in
+which toil and sorrow had no permission to be seen. In short, the world,
+from that time forth, was to be changed; despotism was extinguished; man
+was regenerated; balls and suppers were to be the only rivalry of
+nations; Paris was, of course, to lead France; France, of course, to
+lead the globe;&mdash;all was to be beauty, <i>bonhommie</i>, and <i>bonbons</i>! And,
+under the shade of the triumphant tricolor, all nations were to waltz,
+make epigrams, and embrace for ever!</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><a name="Footnote_14_14" id="Footnote_14_14"></a><a href="#FNanchor_14_14"><span class="label">[14]</span></a></div>
+
+<div class="poem"><p><span class='smcap'>Madrigal</span>.</p><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Silence is the true love-token;</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Passion only speaks in sighs;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Would you keep its charm unbroken,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Trust the eloquence of eyes.</span><br />
+<span class="i4">Ah no!</span><br />
+<span class="i4">Not so.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">From my soul all doubts remove;</span><br />
+<span class="i0"><i>Tell</i> me, <i>tell</i> me&mdash;that you love.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Looks the heart alone discover,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">If the tongue its thoughts can tell,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">'Tis in vain you play the lover,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">You have never <i>felt</i> the spell.</span><br />
+<span class="i4">Ah no!</span><br />
+<span class="i4">Not so.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Speak the word, all words above;</span><br />
+<span class="i0"><i>Tell</i> me, <i>tell</i> me&mdash;that you love."</span><br />
+</div></div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="INDIAN_AFFAIRS_GWALIOR" id="INDIAN_AFFAIRS_GWALIOR"></a>INDIAN AFFAIRS&mdash;GWALIOR.</h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_579" id="Page_579">[Pg 579]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p>The painful interest with which the arrival of every Indian mail was
+looked for in England during the continuance of the Affghan war with its
+alternations of delusive triumphs and bloody reverses, has now almost
+wholly died away: the public mind, long accustomed to sup full of the
+horrors of the Khoord-Cabul pass, and the atrocities of the "arch-fiend"
+Akhbar Khan, has subsided into apathy, and hears with indifference of
+the occasional defeat and dethronement of rajahs and nawabs with
+unpronounceable names&mdash;an employment which seem to be popularly
+considered in this country the ordinary duty of the servants of the
+Company. Yet the intelligence received during the last year from our
+eastern empire, whether viewed in connexion with past events, or with
+reference to those which are now "casting their shadows before," might
+furnish abundant matter for speculation, both from the "moving incidents
+by field" which have marked its course, and the portents which have
+appeared in the political horizon. In Affghanistan all things seem
+gradually returning to the same state in which the British invasion
+found them. The sons of Shah Shoojah have proved unable to retain the
+royal authority, which they attempted to grasp on the retirement of the
+invaders; and Dost Mahommed, released from captivity, (as we expressed
+in Feb. 1843 the hope that he would be,) once more rules in Cabul&mdash;there
+destined, we trust, to end his days in honour after his unmerited
+misfortunes&mdash;and has shown every disposition to cultivate a good
+understanding with the government in India. Akhbar Khan is again
+established in his former government of Jellalabad; and it is said that
+he meditates availing himself of the present distracted state of the
+Sikh kingdom, to make an attempt for the recovery of the Peshawar&mdash;the
+refusal of his father to confirm which, by a formal cession to Runjeet
+Singh, was one of the causes, it will be remembered, of the Affghan war.
+There are rumours of wars, moreover, in Transoxiana, where the King of
+Bokhara has subdued the Uzbek kingdom of Kokan or Ferghana, (once the
+patrimony of the famous Baber,) and is said to meditate extending his
+conquests across the Hindoo-Koosh into Northern Affghanistan&mdash;a measure
+which might possibly bring him within reason of British vengeance for
+the wrongs of the two ill-fated envoys, Stoddart and Conolly, who, even
+if the rumours of their murder should prove unfounded, have been
+detained for years, in violation of the rights of nations, in hopeless
+and lingering bondage.<a name="FNanchor_15_15" id="FNanchor_15_15"></a><a href="#Footnote_15_15" class="fnanchor">[15]</a> The Barukzye sirdars have repossessed
+themselves of Candahar, whence they are believed to be plotting with the
+dispossessed Ameer of Meerpoor in Scinde against the British; while at
+Herat, the very <i>fons et origo mali</i>, the sons of Shah Kamran have been
+expelled after their father's death, by the wily vizier Yar Mohammed,
+who has strengthened himself in his usurpation by becoming a voluntary
+vassal of Persia! Thus has the Shah acquired, without a blow, the city
+which became famous throughout the world by its resistance to his arms;
+and the preservation of which, as a bulwark against the designs of
+Russia, was the primary object which led the British standards, in an
+evil hour, across the Indus. Such has been the result of all the
+deep-laid schemes of Lord Auckland's policy, and the equivalent obtained
+for the thousands of lives, and millions of treasure, lavished in
+support of them;&mdash;failure so complete, that but for the ruins of
+desolated cities, and the deep furrows of slaughter and devastation,
+left visible through the length and breadth of the land, the whole might
+be regarded as a dream, from which the country had awakened, after the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_580" id="Page_580">[Pg 580]</a></span>
+lapse of five years, to take up the thread of events as they were left
+at the end of 1838. But the connexion of our eastern empire with
+trans-Indian politics has also fortunately subsided once more to its
+former level; and, satisfied with this brief summary, we shall turn to
+the consideration of those points in which our own interests are more
+nearly implicated.</p>
+
+<p>Our anticipations last year, as to the ultimate fate of Scinde and its
+rulers, have been verified almost to the letter. The Ameers (to borrow a
+phrase of Napoleon's germane to the matter) "have ceased to reign," and
+their territory has formally, as it already was virtually, incorporated
+with the Anglo-Indian empire. In our Number for February 1843, we gave
+some account of the curious process of political alchemy by which a
+dormant claim for tribute, on the part of Shah Shoojah, had been
+transmuted into an active assertion of British supremacy over the Indus
+and its navigation, and the appropriation of the port of Kurrachee at
+the mouth, and the fortified post of Sukkur on the higher part of the
+stream, of the river. To this arrangement the Ameers, from the first,
+submitted with a bad grace, which it was easy to foresee would lead,
+according to established rule in such cases in India, to the forfeiture
+of their dominions. And such has been the case; but the transfer has not
+been effected without an unexpected degree of resistance, in which the
+heroism of Sir Charles Napier, and the handful of troops under his
+command, against fearful numerical odds, alone prevented the repetition,
+on a smaller scale, of the Affghan tragedy. The proximate cause of the
+rupture was the refusal of the Ameers to permit the clearing away of
+their <i>shikargahs</i>, or hunting-grounds, which were guarded with a rigid
+jealousy, paralleled only by the forest laws of William the Conqueror,
+and extended for many miles along the banks of the Indus, in a broad
+belt of impenetrable jungle, at once impeding the navigation by
+preventing the tracking of boats, and presenting dangerous facilities
+for ambush. To these cherished game-preserves the Ameers clung with a
+desperate pertinacity, which might have moved the sympathy of an English
+sportsman&mdash;"admitting" (says the <i>Bombay Times</i>) "that we might strip
+them of their territory, occupy Hydrabad, or seize their persons without
+difficulty; but maintaining that they will never consent to become
+parties to the act of degradation we insist upon, or give their enemies
+the pretext for charging them with having made over to us by treaty, on
+any consideration whatever, the most valued portion of their territory."
+A force under Sir Charles Napier was at length moved from Sukkur towards
+Hydrabad, with a view of intimidating them into submission; and on
+February 14, 1843, they affixed their seals to the draught of an
+agreement for giving up the <i>shikargahs</i>. But this apparent concession
+was only a veil for premeditated treachery. On the 15th, the Residency
+at Hydrabad was attacked by 8000 men with six guns, headed by one of the
+Ameers; and the resident, Major Outram, after defending himself with
+only 100 men for four hours, forced his way through the host of his
+assailants, and reached Sir Charles Napier's camp. The Ameers now took
+the field with a force estimated at 22,000 men; but were attacked on the
+17th at Meeanee, a town near the Indus above Hydrabad, by 2800 British
+and Sepoys, and completely routed after a desperate conflict, in which
+the personal prowess of the British general, and his officers, was
+called into display in a manner for which few opportunities occur in
+modern warfare. The effect of the victory was decisive: the Ameers
+surrendered themselves prisoners of war, and were shortly afterwards
+sent to Bombay; the British flag was hoisted at Hydrabad; and a
+proclamation of the Governor-general was published at Agra, March 5,
+declaring the annexation to our empire of "the country on both sides of
+the Indus from Sukkur to the sea."</p>
+
+<p>The subjugation of the new province was not yet, however, complete, as
+another Talpoor chief, Ameer Shere Mohammed of Meerpoor, still remained
+in arms; and a second sanguinary engagement was fought, March 24, in the
+neighbourhood of Hydrabad, in which 20,000 Beloochees were again
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_581" id="Page_581">[Pg 581]</a></span>
+overthrown, with great slaughter, by 6000 Sepoy and English troops. The
+town of Meerpoor and the important fortress of Oomerkote, on the
+borders of the Desert, were shortly after taken; and Shere Mohammed,
+defeated in several partial encounters, and finding it impossible to
+keep the field in Scinde after the loss of his strongholds, retired with
+the remainder of his followers up the Bolan Pass towards Candahar; and
+is believed, as mentioned above, to be soliciting the aid of the
+Barukzye chiefs of that city. It is not impossible that he may erelong
+give us more trouble, as he will be assured of support from all the
+Affghan and Belooch tribes in his rear, who would gladly embrace the
+opportunity of striking a covert blow against the Feringhis; while the
+fidelity of the only Belooch chief who still retains his possessions in
+Scinde, Ali Moorad of Khyrpoor, is said to be at least doubtful. For the
+present, however, the British may be considered to be in undisturbed
+military possession of Scinde; and commerce is beginning to revive on
+the Indus, under the protection of the armed steamers which navigate it.
+But the great drawback to the value of this new acquisition is the
+extreme unhealthiness of the climate from the great heat, combined with
+the malaria generated by the vast alluvial deposits of the river; the
+effects of which have been so deleterious, that of 9870 men, the total
+force of the Bombay troops under Sir Charles Napier's command, not fewer
+than 2890, at the date of the January letters, were unfit for duty from
+sickness; and apprehensions were even entertained of a design on the
+part of the sirdars of Candahar, in conjunction with Shere Mohammed, to
+take advantage of the weakness of the garrison of Shikarpoor from
+disease, to plunder the town by a sudden foray. There is, indeed, a
+Hindostani proverb on this point, expressed in tolerably forcible
+language&mdash;"If Scinde had previously existed, why should Allah have
+created hell?" and so strong is this feeling among the sepoys, that of
+the Bengal and Madras regiments lately ordered to relieve those
+returning from Scinde, one (the Bengal 64th) absolutely refused to
+march, and has been sent down to Benares to await an investigation; and
+formidable symptoms of mutiny have appeared in several others. The
+Bombay troops, however, who are proud of the conquest effected by their
+own arms, are so far from sharing in this reluctance, that one regiment
+has even volunteered for the service; and a report is prevalent, that it
+is in contemplation to increase the strength of the Bombay army by
+raising twelve or fourteen new regiments&mdash;so as to enable them to hold
+Scinde without too much weakening the home establishment, or drawing
+troops from the other presidencies.</p>
+
+<p>The court of Lahore has lately been the scene of a tragedy, or rather
+succession of tragedies, in which "kings, queens, and knaves," were
+disposed of in a style less resembling any thing recorded in
+matter-of-fact history than the last scene in the immortal drama of Tom
+Thumb&mdash;a resemblance increased by the revival, in several instances, of
+personages whose deaths had been reported in the last batch of murders.
+It appears that the Maharajah, Shere Singh, had at length become jealous
+of the unbounded influence exercised by his all-powerful minister, Rajah
+Dhian Singh, who had not only assumed the control of the revenue, but
+had more than once reproached the sovereign, when all the chiefs were
+present in full <i>durbar</i>, with his habitual drunkenness and debauchery.
+A quarrel ensued, and Dhian Singh retired from court to the hereditary
+possessions of his family among the mountains, where he could set Shere
+Singh at defiance; but an apparent reconciliation was effected, and in
+July he returned to Lahore, and made his submission. His efforts were,
+however, now secretly bent to the organization of a conspiracy against
+the life of the Maharajah, in which the Fakir Azeer-ed-deen, a personage
+who had enjoyed great influence under Runjeet, and many of the principal
+sirdars, were implicated; and on Sept. 15th Shere Singh was shot dead on
+the parade-ground by Ajeet Singh, a young military chief who had been
+fixed upon for the assassin. The murder of the king was followed by that
+of the Koonwur, or heir-apparent, Pertab Singh, with all the women and
+children in their zenanas, even to an infant born the night before;
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_582" id="Page_582">[Pg 582]</a></span>
+while Dhuleep Singh, a boy ten years old, and a putative son of Runjeet,
+was brought out of the palace and placed on the throne. But Dhian Singh
+was not destined to reap the fruits of his sanguinary treason. In his
+first interview with Ajeet after the massacre, he was stabbed by the
+hand of his accomplice; who was cut off in his turn the following day,
+with many of the sirdars of his party, by Heera Singh, the son of Dhian,
+who was commander-in-chief of the army, and had immediately entered the
+city with his troops to avenge the death of his father.<a name="FNanchor_16_16" id="FNanchor_16_16"></a><a href="#Footnote_16_16" class="fnanchor">[16]</a> Heera Singh
+now assumed the office of vizier, leaving the title of king to the
+puppet Dhuleep, in whose name he has since administered the government,
+with the assistance of his father's elder brother Goolab Singh, a
+powerful hill chief, who came to Lahore in November with 20,000 of his
+own troops, to keep the mutinous soldiers of the regular regiments in
+order. Meanwhile disorder and confusion reigns throughout the Punjab,
+which is traversed in all directions by plundering bands of Akalees, (a
+sort of Sikh fanatics,) and deserters or disbanded soldiers from the
+army; while General Ventura and the other European officers have
+consulted their own safety by quitting the country; and the remainder of
+the vast treasures amassed by Runjeet, are lavished by Heera Singh in
+securing the support of the soldiery to sustain him in his perilous
+elevation. He is said to have sent off to the mountain strongholds of
+his family the famous <i>koh-i-noor</i> diamond, with great part of the royal
+treasure; and it was so generally supposed that he meditated ridding
+himself of the pageant king Dhuleep, in order to assume in his own
+person the ensigns of royalty, that the uncles of the young prince had
+made an attempt (which was, however, discovered and frustrated) to carry
+him off from Lahore, and place him under British protection. A strong
+party also exists in favour of Kashmeer Singh, who is said to be an
+illegitimate son of Runjeet; and there were prevalent rumours that
+dissensions had broken out between Heera Singh and his uncle; and,
+though every care was said to be taken to prevent intelligence from
+Lahore reaching the British, there can be little doubt that the country
+is now on the eve of another revolution. It is obvious that this state
+of things can end only in British intervention, whether rendered
+necessary for the security of our own provinces, or called in by one of
+the contending parties&mdash;which, in either case, must lead either to the
+Punjab being taken wholly into our own hands, or occupied and coerced
+(like the Nizam's country) by a subsidiary force, under British
+officers, supporting on the throne a sovereign bound by treaty to our
+interests. An army has been assembled on the Sutlej to watch the
+progress of events; but the Sikhs have hitherto cautiously abstained
+from giving any pretext for our interference; and, as long as their
+disorders are confined within their own frontier, such an act would bear
+the aspect of wanton aggression. But though the appropriation of the
+Punjab, in whatever form effected, cannot be long delayed, "the pear"
+(to use a Napoleonic phrase) "is not yet ripe;" and as we intend to
+return to the subject at no distant period, we shall dismiss it for the
+present; while we turn to the consideration of the recent occurrences at
+Gwalior&mdash;events of which the full import is little understood in
+England, but which involve no less consequences than the virtual
+subjugation of the last native state in India which retained the
+semblance of an independent monarchy, and which, scarce forty years
+since, encountered the British forces on equal terms at once in
+Hindostan and the Dekkan.</p>
+
+<p>The fortunes of the mighty house of Sindiah were founded by Ranajee, who
+was a menial servant early in the last century in the household of the
+Peshwah, Bajee Rao; and is said to have first attracted his master's
+notice by the care with which he was found clasping to his breast,
+during his sleep, the slippers which had been left in his charge. He
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_583" id="Page_583">[Pg 583]</a></span>
+subsequently distinguished himself under the Peshwah in the famous
+campaigns of 1737-8 against the Mogul emperor, Mohammed Shah: and on the
+cession of Malwa to the Mahrattas in 1743, he received the government of
+that province as a <i>jaghir</i> or fief, which he transmitted at his death
+to his son Mahdajee. The life of this daring and politic chief would be
+almost identical with the history, during the same period, of Central
+and Upper India, in which he attained such a degree of authority as had
+not been held by any prince since Aurungzeeb; but we can here only
+briefly trace his career through the labyrinth of war and negotiation.
+In the disastrous defeat of Paniput, (1761,) where the united forces of
+the Mahratta confederacy were almost annihilated by the Affghans under
+Ahmed Shah Doorauni, he received a wound which rendered him lame for
+life; but he soon resumed his designs on Hindostan, and in 1771 became
+master for a time of Delhi and the person of the Mogul emperor, Shah
+Alim. In the war with the English which followed, he conciliated the
+esteem of the cabinet of Calcutta, by his generosity to the troops who
+submitted at the disgraceful convention of Worgaom, in January 1779: and
+at the peace of Salbye, in 1782, his independence was expressly
+recognised by the British government, with which he treated as mediator
+and plenipotentiary for the Peshwah and the whole Mahratta nation. He
+had now, by the aid of a Piedmontese soldier of fortune, named De
+Boigne, succeeded in organizing a disciplined force of infantry and
+artillery, directed principally by European officers, with which no
+native power was able to cope; and in 1785, after defeating
+Gholam-Khadir the Rohilla, once more possessed himself of Delhi and its
+titular sovereign, who became his pensioner and prisoner, while Sindiah
+exercised in his name supreme sway from the Ganges to the Gulf of
+Camboy, and from Candeish to the Sutlej. In 1790 he entered the Dekkan,
+and was with difficulty prevented by Nana Furnavees, the able minister
+of the youthful Peshwah, Madhoo Rao, from usurping the guardianship of
+that prince, which would have given him the same ascendancy in the
+Dekkan as he already held in Hindostan. But though thus at the summit of
+power and prosperity, he constantly affected the humility befitting the
+lowly origin of his house; and when at the court of Poonah in 1791,
+placed himself below the hereditary nobles of the Mahratta empire, with
+a bundle of slippers in his hand, saying, "This is my place, and my
+duty, as it was my father's." In the words of Sir John Malcolm,
+(<i>Central India</i>, i. 122,) "he was the nominal slave, but the rigid
+master, of the unfortunate Shah Alim; the pretended friend, but the
+designing rival, of the house of Holkar; the professed inferior in
+matters of form, the real superior and oppressor, of the Rajpoot princes
+of Central India; and the proclaimed soldier, but actual plunderer, of
+the family of the Peshwah."</p>
+
+<p>Mahdajee Sindiah died at Poonah in 1794, in the fifty-second year of his
+age; and, leaving no issue, bequeathed his extensive dominions to his
+nephew and adopted son, Dowlut Rao Sindiah. The prince at his accession
+found himself master of an army of seventy-five disciplined battalions,
+mostly commanded by French officers, and forming an effective force of
+45,000 men, with 300 well-equipped guns, and a vast host of irregular
+cavalry, armed and appointed in the native fashion; and his territories
+included the so-deemed impregnable fortress of Gwalior, as well as
+Ahmednuggur, Aurungabad, Broach, and other strong places of minor note.
+His influence was paramount at the court of Poonah; and while by the
+possession of Cuttack, on the shores of the Bay of Bengal, he
+interrupted the communication by land between Calcutta and Madras, his
+frontier on the Nerbudda pressed, on the north, the then narrow limits
+of the Bombay presidency, which as surrounded on all other sides by the
+states of his Mahratta confederates. A prince holding this commanding
+position seemed qualified to become the arbiter of India; but Dowlut
+Rao, though deficient neither in military capacity nor talent for
+government, was only fourteen at the death of his predecessor; and his
+inexperience made him a tool in the hands of an unprincipled minister,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_584" id="Page_584">[Pg 584]</a></span>
+Shirzee Rao Ghatka, who directed all his efforts to undermine, by force
+or intrigue, the ascendency of the upright and patriotic Nana Furnavees
+at Poonah. The young Peshwah, Madhoo Rao, had perished in 1795 by a
+fall from the roof of his palace; and the reign of his successor, Bajee
+Rao, was a constant scene of confusion and bloodshed; till, after the
+death of Nana in 1800, he fell completely under the control of Sindiah,
+who thus became the virtual head of the Mahratta confederacy. But in an
+attempt to crush the rising power of Jeswunt Rao Holkar, the united
+forces of Sirdiah and the Peshwah received a complete defeat near
+Poonah, in Oct. 1802;&mdash;and Bajee Rao, driven from his capital, sought
+shelter from the British, with whom he concluded, in December of the
+same year, the famous treaty of Bassein, by which he bound himself, as
+the price of his restoration to his dominions, to conform to the English
+political system, and admit a subsidiary force for the protection of his
+states.</p>
+
+<p>These stipulations amounted, in fact, to the sacrifice of Mahratta
+independence; and the war, which from that moment became inevitable,
+broke out early in the following year. Sindiah, who had not been
+consulted on the treaty of Bassein, from the first refused to be bound
+by its conditions; and after some fruitless attempts at negotiation,
+took the field (July 1803) in conjunction with Rhagojee Bonsla, the
+Rajah of Berar, against the Peshwah and the English. The five months'
+campaign which followed, rivaled Napoleon's Prussian warfare of 1806, in
+the rapidity with which a great military power was struck down, by (in
+the words of Alison) "an uninterrupted series of victories, which
+conducted our eastern empire to the proud pre-eminence which it has ever
+since retained." Perron, who on the return of De Boigne in 1796 to
+Europe, had succeeded him in the government of Hindostan, and the
+command of Sindiah's regular troops in that quarter, was defeated by
+Lake at Allighur, (Aug. 29,) and soon after quitted India and returned
+to his native country; and a second decisive victory under the walls of
+Delhi, (Sept. 11,) opened the gates of the ancient Mogul capital to the
+British, and released the blind old emperor, Shah Alim, from the long
+thraldom in which he had been held by the French and Mahrattas. Agra,
+with all the arsenals and military stores, was taken Oct. 17; and the
+desperate conflict of Laswarree, (Nov. 1,) consummated the triumphs of
+Lake by the almost total annihilation of Sindiah's regulars&mdash;seventeen
+battalions of whom, with all their artillery, were either destroyed or
+taken on the field of battle. The whole of Sindiah's possessions in
+Hindostan thus fell into the power of the British&mdash;whose successes in
+the Dekkan were not less signal and rapid. On the 23d Sept., the
+combined army of 50,000 men, commanded in person by Sindiah and the
+Rajah of Berar, including 10,000 regular infantry and 30,000 horse, with
+upwards of 100 guns, was attacked at <span class='smcap'>Assye</span> by 4500 British and Sepoys
+under General Wellesley&mdash;and the glorious event of that marvellous
+action at once effectually broke the power of the confederates, and for
+ever established the fame of <span class='smcap'>Wellington</span>.<a name="FNanchor_17_17" id="FNanchor_17_17"></a><a href="#Footnote_17_17" class="fnanchor">[17]</a> A last appeal to arms at
+Argaom, (Nov. 28,) was attended with no better fortune to the Mahrattas;
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_585" id="Page_585">[Pg 585]</a></span>
+and Sindiah and his ally were compelled to sue for peace, which was
+concluded with the latter on the 17th, and with the former on the 30th
+December. By this treaty the imperial cities of Delhi and Agra, with the
+protectorate of the Mogul emperor, and the whole of the <i>Dooab</i>, or
+territory between the Jumna and Ganges, were ceded to the British; who
+also acquired Cuttack on the eastern coast, and Broach on the western,
+with Aurungabad, Ahmednuggur, and extensive territories in the Dekkan.
+Sindiah, moreover, agreed to receive a British resident at his court&mdash;an
+office first filled by Major, afterwards Sir John Malcolm&mdash;and engaged
+to conform in his foreign policy to the views of the British
+government; ceding, at the same time, certain districts for the
+maintenance of a subsidiary force, which, however, was not to be
+encamped on his territories.</p>
+
+<p>During the contest with Holkar and the Bhurtpore rajah in the following
+year, Sindiah showed strong symptoms of hostility to the British, and
+had even put his troops in motion with the view of relieving Bhurtpore;
+but the speedy termination of the war saved him from committing himself
+by any overt act; and a new treaty was signed, Nov. 1805, in
+confirmation of the former, with an express stipulation that the
+perfidious Ghatka should be excluded from his councils. He never
+afterwards broke with the British government; and though he was known to
+have maintained a correspondence with Nepaul during the war of 1815, he
+observed a prudent neutrality in the great Mahratta and Pindarree war of
+1817-18, which terminated in the total overthrow of all the other
+Mahratta princes. This catastrophe left him the only sovereign in India
+possessed of any degree of substantial independence, and with a
+territory which, after all the cessions, was still of great extent,
+though much scattered and intersected by the possessions of Holkar and
+other rulers; so that, as Bishop Heber describes it in 1825, "not even
+Swabia or the Palatinate can offer a more checkered picture of
+interlaced sovereignties than Maywar and indeed all Malwa.... Scarcely
+any two villages belong to the sane sovereign." His frontier extended on
+the north to the Chumbul, and on the south reached Boorhanpoor and the
+Taptee, almost enveloping the remaining dominions of Holkar, and
+bordering westward on the Guikwar's country near Baroda.</p>
+
+<p>The whole superficies comprehended, in a very irregular shape, about
+40,000 square miles, with a revenue supposed to exceed &pound;2,000,000; and
+the army kept on foot (independent of garrisons and the British
+contingent) amounted to 20,000 regular infantry, with from 15,000 to
+20,000 horse, and a park of 300 guns. The maintenance of this large
+military establishment was a grievous burden to the country, and
+frequently involved him in great pecuniary embarrassment; but to the end
+of his life it continued to be his chief care. Gwalior, where the
+headquarters had been fixed since 1810, became the royal residence; and
+the <i>bushkur</i>, or camp, as it was called, gradually swelled into a great
+city. The condition of his states in the latter years of his reign, is
+thus characterized by the amiable prelate already quoted:&mdash;"Sindiah is
+himself a man by no means deficient in talents or good intentions, but
+his extensive and scattered territories have never been under any
+regular system of control; and his Mahratta nobles, though they too are
+described as a better race than the Rajpoots, are robbers almost by
+profession, and only suppose themselves to thrive when they are living
+at the expense of their neighbours. Still, from his well-disciplined
+army and numerous artillery, his government has a stability which
+secures peace, at least to the districts under his own eye; and as the
+Pindarrees feared to provoke him, and even professed to be his subjects,
+his country has retained its wealth and prosperity to a greater degree
+than most other parts of Central India."</p>
+
+<p>Dowlut Rao died at Gwalior, March 21, 1827, leaving no male issue; and
+with him expired the direct line of Ranajee Sindiah: but he had
+previously empowered his widow, the Baiza Baee, (a daughter of the
+notorious Ghatka,) in conformity with a practice sanctioned by the
+Hindoo law, to adopt a son and successor for him, after his decease,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_586" id="Page_586">[Pg 586]</a></span>
+from the other branches of the Sindiah family. Her choice fell on a
+youth eleven years of age, named Mookt Rao, then in a humble rank of
+life, who was eighth in descent from the grandfather of Ranajee; and he
+was accordingly installed, June 18, by the title of Jankojee Sindiah, in
+the presence of the British Resident and the chiefs of the army,
+espousing at the same time a granddaughter of his predecessor. The
+regency was left, in pursuance of the last injunctions of Dowlut Rao, in
+the hands of the Baiza Baee, whose administration was marked by much
+prudence and ability; but the young Maharajah speedily became so
+impatient of the state of tutelage in which he found himself retained,
+that Lord William Bentinck, then governor-general, found it expedient to
+visit Gwalior as a mediator, in December 1832, in order to reconcile him
+to the control of his benefactress, in whom the government for life was
+considered to have been vested by the will of her late husband.<a name="FNanchor_18_18" id="FNanchor_18_18"></a><a href="#Footnote_18_18" class="fnanchor">[18]</a> The
+remonstrances of the governor-general produced, however, but little
+effect. On the 10th of July 1833, a revolt, fomented by the young
+prince, broke out among the soldiery, whose pay had imprudently been
+suffered to fall into arrear; and the Baiza Baee, after a fruitless
+attempt at resistance, was compelled to quit the Gwalior territory. The
+British authorities, though they had previously shown themselves
+favourable to her cause, declined any direct interference on her behalf;
+and after remaining for some time on the frontier with a body of troops
+which had continued faithful to her, in the hope of recovering her power
+by a counter-revolution, she eventually fixed her residence at Benares,
+leaving her ungrateful <i>prot&eacute;g&eacute;</i> in undisturbed possession of the
+government. This was administered in the manner which might have been
+expected from a youth suddenly raised from poverty to a throne, and
+destitute even of the <i>modicum</i> of education usually bestowed on Hindoos
+of rank. The revenues of the state were wasted by the Maharajah in low
+debauchery, while the administration was left almost wholly in the hands
+of his maternal uncle, who bore the title of Mama-Sahib; but his
+influence was far from adequate to repress the feuds of the refractory
+nobles, and the mutinies of the turbulent and ill-paid troops, who
+frequently made the capital a scene of violence and bloodshed. The
+relations with the cabinet of Calcutta continued, however, friendly; and
+Lord Auckland, when on his return on his famous tour to the Upper
+Provinces, paid a visit to Gwalior in January 1840, and was received
+with great pomp by the Maharajah. But the frame of Jankojee Sindiah was
+prematurely undermined by his excesses; and he died childless, February
+7, 1843, not having completed his twenty-seventh year.</p>
+
+<p>The ceremony of adopting a posthumous heir, which had taken place at the
+death of Dowlut Rao, was now repeated; and a boy nine years old, the
+nearest kinsman of the deceased sovereign, was placed on the musnud,
+under the name of Jeeahjee Rao Sindiah, by the <i>Maha-rane Baee</i>, or
+queen-dowager; who, though herself only twelve years of age, assumed the
+regency in conjunction with the Mama-Sahib. But little permanence could
+be expected in a state so constituted from the government of a child,
+and a man without adherents or influence, though they were recognized as
+regents by the British authorities:&mdash;and the catastrophe was hastened by
+an imprudent investigation, which the Mama-Sahib instituted, into the
+peculations of the Daola-Khasjee, the minister of the late Maharajah.
+The deficit is said to have amounted to not less than three crores of
+rupees, (L3,000,000,) which had probably been employed in corrupting the
+troops; and on the night of July 16, a general mutiny broke out. The
+Resident, finding all interference unavailing, quitted Gwalior with the
+Mama-Sahib, and repaired to Dholpoor near the frontier:&mdash;while the whole
+sovereign power was usurped by the Khasjee, who had succeeded in
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_587" id="Page_587">[Pg 587]</a></span>
+bringing over the young Baee to his interests, and who even sent troops
+and artillery to the banks of the Chumbul, to dispute, if necessary, the
+passage of the English. The cabinet of Calcutta now, however,
+considered, that the attitude of hostility which had been assumed, as
+well as the expulsion of a minister who was in some measure under
+British guarantee, justified a departure from the principle of
+non-intervention which had hitherto been invariably acted upon with
+regard to the internal affairs of the state of Gwalior. A considerable
+force, under the title of an army of exercise, was assembled at Agra,
+where the commander-in-chief, Sir Hugh Gough, arrived Oct. 21, and was
+joined, Dec. 11, by the governor-general himself, who appears to have
+regarded the settlement of the once-mighty realm of Sindiah as a
+"dignus vindice divo nodus" requiring his immediate presence. The
+Gwalior <i>durbar</i>, meanwhile, presented a scene of mingled tumult and
+panic&mdash;some of the officers having formed a party hostile to the
+usurping Khasjee, while the mutinous soldiery loudly clamored against
+submission; and letters were dispatched to the Rajpoot and Boondela
+chiefs, soliciting their aid to repel the threatened invasion of the
+Feringhis. At a council held Dec. 7, the most warlike sentiments
+prevailed; and some of the military leaders proposed that the British
+should be suffered to pass the Chumbul and besiege Gwalior, while the
+Mahrattas, getting round their rear, were to pour down on Agra and
+Delhi, and raise the Hindoo population! But the news of the
+governor-general's arrival struck them with consternation, and vakeels
+were sent to Agra, to learn on what terms a pacification might yet be
+effected. The envoys had an audience of the governor-general on the
+13th; but the march of the troops had commenced the day before, and was
+not countermanded even on the surrender of the Khasjee, who was brought
+in chains to Dholpoor on the 17th&mdash;the military chiefs opposed to him
+having persuaded or compelled the Baee to give him up&mdash;and he was
+immediately sent off as a state-prisoner to Agra.</p>
+
+<p>The army meanwhile, had entered the Gwalior territory, and a
+proclamation was issued, declaring that it appeared "not as an enemy,
+but as a friend to the Maharajah, bound by treaty to protect his
+highness's person, and to maintain his sovereign authority against all
+who are disobedient and disturbers of the peace." The insurgent chiefs,
+who appear to have confidently expected that the British would withdraw
+as soon as the Khasjee was given up, now made fresh attempts at
+negotiation; and matters were apparently so far arranged, that
+preparations were made for the reception of the Baee, in camp, on the
+28th. But it was soon evident that these overtures had been made only
+for the sake of gaining time; and after a halt of five days, which had
+been actively employed by the Mahrattas, the troops resumed their
+advance upon Gwalior, accompanied by the governor-general in person. On
+the 29th of December, the two divisions under the commander-in-chief and
+General Grey, moving on separate lines of march, found the enemy drawn
+up in well-chosen positions at Maharajpoor and Punniar, and prepared to
+resist their progress. The British and Sepoy effective strength was
+about 14,000 men, with forty guns, and a small body of cavalry: the
+Mahratta infantry was nearly equal in number; but they had 3000 horse,
+and all the advantages of a strong position, on heights protected in
+front by difficult ravines, and defended by a hundred pieces of
+excellently served artillery. The conflict appears to have been the
+severest which had been seen in India since Laswarree and Assye. The
+Mahrattas, (as described in the official accounts of Sir Hugh Gough, who
+admits that he "had not done justice to the gallantry of his
+opponents,") after their intrenchments and batteries had been carried by
+the bayonet, with severe loss to the assailants, "received the shock
+without flinching; and fought, sword in hand, with the most determined
+courage." But they were at last driven from their ground, with great
+carnage, by the superior prowess of the Anglo-Indian troops, whose
+double victory was dearly purchased by the loss of more than 1000 killed
+and wounded, including an unusual proportion of officers. All resistance
+was now at an end: Gwalior, the Gibraltar of the East, was entered
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_588" id="Page_588">[Pg 588]</a></span>
+without opposition; and a treaty was concluded, Jan. 10, ratified by the
+governor-general and the restored regent, "for securing the future
+tranquillity of the common frontier of the two states, establishing the
+just authority of the Maharajah's government, and providing for the
+proper exercise of that authority during his highness's minority." The
+defeated army was to be in great part disbanded, and an additional
+contingent force levied, of seven regiments of infantry and two of
+cavalry, with twenty guns&mdash;a proportionate extent of territory, we
+presume, being ceded for its maintenance, as usual in such cases:
+exchanges were further made of certain frontier districts, for the
+mutual convenience of the two contracting powers; and last, not least,
+the expenses of the campaign were to be disbursed forthwith from the
+Gwalior treasury. Every thing being thus settled satisfactorily, at
+least to one party, the troops were to retire, without loss of time,
+within the British frontier, leaving the internal administration in the
+hands of the Mama-Sahib and the Baee; and the governor-general was to
+set out from Gwalior on the 17th of January, on his return to Calcutta.
+Thus the expedition, both in a diplomatic and military point of view,
+was crowned with complete success. We must now proceed to examine it in
+its political bearings.</p>
+
+<p>The proclamation of British supremacy over India by the Marquis of
+Hastings, after the conclusion, in 1818, of the war with the Mahrattas
+and Pindarrees, amounted to an assumption on the part of the Company of
+the same position relative to the native powers, as had been held by the
+monarchs of the house of Timoor&mdash;who, from the conquest of Delhi by
+Baber, adopted the title of Padishah or emperor, as lords-paramount of
+India, and lost no opportunity of enforcing the <i>imperial</i> rights, thus
+asserted, against the other Hindoo and Moslem princes among whom the
+country was divided; till after a century and a half of incessant
+aggressive warfare, Aurungzeeb succeeded in uniting under his rule the
+whole of Hindostan and the Dekkan, from the Himalaya to Cape Comorin.
+Less than half that period sufficed for the establishment of the
+Anglo-Indian empire on a far firmer basis than that of the Moguls had
+ever attained; and if the same claim of indefeasible <i>suzeraint&eacute;</i>, which
+was set forward by their Moslem predecessors, had been openly advanced
+and avowed as a principle, as it has long been acted upon <i>de facto</i>, it
+would have been at once far more candid, and far more intelligible to
+the natives, than the course which has been pursued, of grounding every
+aggression on some pretended infraction of a compulsory treaty. The
+recent case of Gwalior affords a strong illustration of the point which
+we are endeavouring to establish, as the relations of that state with
+the supreme government have hitherto been different from those of the
+Indian sovereignties in general.<a name="FNanchor_19_19" id="FNanchor_19_19"></a><a href="#Footnote_19_19" class="fnanchor">[19]</a> While the other native princes
+(with the exception only of the Rajpoot chiefs of Bikaneer, Jesulmeer,
+&amp;c., who lay beyond what might till lately be considered the British
+boundary) had surrendered the military possession of their territories,
+almost entirely, to subsidiary corps under the control of the Company,
+the dynasty of Sindiah alone (though British influence had been more
+sensibly exercised under the feeble rule of Jankojee than during the
+life of Dowlut Rao) still preserved its domestic independence almost
+untouched, and kept on foot a powerful army, besides the contingent<a name="FNanchor_20_20" id="FNanchor_20_20"></a><a href="#Footnote_20_20" class="fnanchor">[20]</a>
+which it was bound by treaty to maintain&mdash;the only other mark of
+dependence being the obligation not to contract alliances hostile to
+British interests. If we are to regard the late transactions in this
+point of view, it will be difficult to justify the invasion of an
+<i>independent</i> and friendly state on no other ground than our
+disapprobation of a change of ministry, accompanied, though it may have
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_589" id="Page_589">[Pg 589]</a></span>
+been, with the tumult and violence which are the usual concomitants of
+an Asiatic revolution. But if the Company (as we conceive to be the
+<i>practical</i> aspect of the question) are held to be at the present day
+the recognized, as well as the <i>de facto</i>, representatives of the Mogul
+monarchs, there can be no doubt that, on the death of Jankojee Sindiah,
+his dominions might fairly have been annexed to the Anglo-Indian empire
+as a lapsed fief which had reverted to the suzerain by the failure of
+heirs&mdash;a rule which would have been equally applicable to the case of
+the rival Mahratta house of Holkar, the male line of which also became
+extinct last year, and was replaced on the musnud of Indore by a boy
+seven years old, a <i>adopted</i> son of Hurry Rao Holkar. From the death of
+Dowlut Rao Sindiah, indeed, the Gwalior state had presented a scene of
+anarchy and misgovernment, to which allusion is made in the proclamation
+of the governor-general;<a name="FNanchor_21_21" id="FNanchor_21_21"></a><a href="#Footnote_21_21" class="fnanchor">[21]</a> and which, from the impunity it afforded to
+the remnant of the Pindarrees and other marauders, and the consequent
+insecurity of life and property both in the interior and on the
+frontier, was intolerable alike to its neighbours and to its own
+subjects. Under these circumstances, the acquiescence of the cabinet of
+Calcutta in a second adoption of a child, to fill the throne of a
+kingdom already brought to the verge of ruin by the vices and incapacity
+of the former occupant, can be regarded in no other light than as an
+injudicious stretch of forbearance, injurious to our own interests, and
+uncalled for by those of the state thus subjected to a continuance of
+misrule; and it is to be regretted, that our late victories have not
+been followed up by the formal occupation of the country, and the
+establishment of the order and strong government to which it has long
+been a stranger. No other result can be anticipated from the half
+measures which have been adopted, than the creation of a state of
+confusion and resistance to authority, similar to that which prevails in
+the distracted kingdom of Oude&mdash;ending inevitably, though perhaps at the
+expense of a fresh contest, in its incorporation with the dominions of
+the Company. Meanwhile, (as observed in the <i>Times</i> of March 8th,) "we
+have roused the passions of the Mahrattas against their sovereign and
+against ourselves; but we have not taken that opportunity which the
+moment of victory gave us, of effectuating a government essentially
+strong and beneficial to the governed. The time therefore, we may
+expect, will come, when a second interference will be demanded, both by
+the recollection of our present conquest and the incompleteness of its
+consequences; and we shall be doomed to find, that we have won two
+hard-fought battles merely to enforce the necessity of a third."</p>
+
+<p>The late campaign, short as it has fortunately been, becomes important,
+if viewed with reference to a subject to which we have more than once
+before alluded,<a name="FNanchor_22_22" id="FNanchor_22_22"></a><a href="#Footnote_22_22" class="fnanchor">[22]</a> but which cannot be too often or too prominently
+brought before the British public, who should never be suffered to lose
+sight of the great truth, that it is <i>by our military power alone</i> that
+we hold our Indian empire. It is evident from all the circumstances, not
+less than from the candid confession of Sir Hugh Gough himself, that the
+determined resistance opposed by the Gwalior troops, (whom of late years
+it has been the fashion in the Indian army to speak of as "Sindiah's
+rabble,") and the discipline and valour shown in the defence of their
+positions, were wholly unexpected by their assailants. But the prowess
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_590" id="Page_590">[Pg 590]</a></span>
+and unflinching resolution displayed at Maharajpoor and Punniar, under
+all the disadvantages of a desperate cause and inefficient commanders,
+were worthy of the troops of De Boigne and Perron in their best days,
+and amply prove that the Mahrattas of the present day have not
+degenerated from their fathers, whose conduct at Assye won the praise of
+the great Duke himself.<a name="FNanchor_23_23" id="FNanchor_23_23"></a><a href="#Footnote_23_23" class="fnanchor">[23]</a> The defeat of British force in a pitched
+battle on the soil of India, would be a calamity of which no man could
+calculate the consequences; yet such a result would not have been
+impossible, if the contempt of our commanders for the enemy had brought
+them to the encounter with inadequate numbers; and the rulers of India
+have reason to congratulate themselves that this underrated force
+remained quiescent during our Affghan disasters, when intrigue and
+difficulties were at their height among both Hindoos and Moslems, and
+every disposable regiment was engaged beyond the Indus, in a warfare, of
+the speedy termination of which there then appeared little prospect;
+while the Moslems, both of the north and south, in Rohilcund and the
+Dekkan, were on the verge of insurrection, the Rajah of Sattarah, the
+representative of the former head of that great Mahratta confederacy, of
+which Sindiah was then the only member retaining any degree of
+independence, was busied in conspiracies, the absurdity of the proposed
+means for which was not<a name="FNanchor_24_24" id="FNanchor_24_24"></a><a href="#Footnote_24_24" class="fnanchor">[24]</a> (as some of his advocates in England
+attempted to maintain) a proof of their non-existence. Had the old
+Mahratta spirit been then alive in the breast of the degenerate
+successor of Dowlut Rao, the appearance in the field of 20,000 troops
+with a considerable share of discipline, and a numerous and excellent
+artillery, might at once have given the signal, and formed a nucleus,
+for a rising which would have comprehended almost every man who could
+bear arms, and would have shaken to the centre, if not overthrown
+utterly, the mighty fabric of our Eastern empire. It is true that the
+indolent and sensual character of Jankojee Sindiah gave no grounds for
+apprehension at the time; and the period of danger has now passed away;
+nor is it probable that the Gwalior army, even if left at its present
+strength, can ever again be in a situation to give trouble to our
+government. But it is not less true, that when our difficulties were
+greatest, a disciplined force did exist, in a position the most central
+in India, which might have turned the quivering beam, if it had been
+thrown into the scale against us in the moment of extreme peril.<a name="FNanchor_25_25" id="FNanchor_25_25"></a><a href="#Footnote_25_25" class="fnanchor">[25]</a></p>
+
+<p>It is, therefore, with far different feelings from those expressed by
+some of the newspaper scribes, both in India and England, that we heard
+the declaration ascribed to the present governor-general, on his arrival
+in India, "that the army should be his first care;"<a name="FNanchor_26_26" id="FNanchor_26_26"></a><a href="#Footnote_26_26" class="fnanchor">[26]</a> and have
+witnessed the spirit in which it has since been acted upon. "India,"
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_591" id="Page_591">[Pg 591]</a></span>
+again to quote his own words on a late public occasion, "was won by the
+sword;" yet the military spirit of the army, on which the preservation
+of our empire depends, had been damped, and its efficiency wofully
+impaired, by the injudicious reductions introduced by Lord William
+Bentinck and persevered in by his successor; and the reverses and losses
+of the Affghan war, following close in the train of these ill-advised
+measures, had produced a disaffection for the service, and deterioration
+in the <i>morale</i> of the sepoys, from which evil auguries were drawn by
+those best acquainted with the peculiar temperament of the native
+soldiery.<a name="FNanchor_27_27" id="FNanchor_27_27"></a><a href="#Footnote_27_27" class="fnanchor">[27]</a> The efforts of Lord Ellenborough have been from the first
+directed to remove this unfavourable impression of neglect from the
+minds of the troops; and the heroism displayed by the sepoys under his
+own eye, in the late desperate encounters before Gwalior, must have
+brought home to his mind the gratifying conviction that his efforts had
+not been in vain. We noticed with satisfaction last year, the
+well-deserved honours and rewards distributed to the corps, by whose
+exploits the transient cloud thrown over our arms in Affghanistan had
+been cleared away; and the same course has been worthily followed up in
+the decorations cast from the captured Mahratta cannon, and conferred,
+without distinction of officers or men, British or Sepoys, on the
+victors of Maharajpoor and Punniar; as well as in the triumphal
+monuments to be erected by Bombay for the victories in Scinde, and at
+Calcutta for those before Gwalior. But while we render full justice to
+the valour, patience, and fidelity of the sepoy infantry, now deservedly
+rewarded by participation in those honours from which they have been too
+long excluded, the truth remains unchanged of that of which Lake, and
+many others since Lake of those who best knew India, have in vain
+striven to impress the conviction on the authorities at home&mdash;the
+paramount importance of a large intermixture of <i>British</i> troops. "I am
+convinced that, <i>without King's troops</i>, very little is to be expected
+... there ought always to be at least one European battalion to four
+native ones: this I think necessary." And again, in his despatch to the
+Marquis Wellesley, the day after the arduous conflict at Laswarree&mdash;"The
+action of yesterday has convinced me how impossible it is to do any
+thing without British troops; and of them there ought to be a very great
+proportion." It is true that the regulation lately promulgated by the
+Duke of Wellington, that the heavy cavalry regiments shall in future
+take their turn of Indian service, will in some measure remedy the evil
+in that branch where it is most felt; and will at once increase their
+military strength in India, and diminish the length of absence of the
+different corps from Europe. The misconduct of the native regular
+cavalry, indeed, on more than one occasion during the late Affghan war,
+has shown that they are not much to be depended upon when resolutely
+encountered. They are ill at ease in the European saddles, and have no
+confidence in the regulation swords when opposed to the trenchant edge
+of the native <i>tulwars</i>; while, on the other hand, the laurels earned by
+Skinner's, Hearsay's, and other well-known corps of irregular horse,
+might almost have induced the military authorities in India to follow
+the example of the Mahrattas, who never attempted to extend to their
+cavalry the European discipline which they bestowed on their infantry.
+The sepoy infantry has ever been <i>sans peur et sans reproche</i>; yet,
+though some of the most distinguished regiments of the Bengal army were
+in the field before Gwalior, the honour of storming the death-dealing
+batteries of Maharajpoor, was reserved for the same gallant corps which
+led the way to victory under Clive at Plassey&mdash;her Majesty's 39th&mdash;and
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_592" id="Page_592">[Pg 592]</a></span>
+which has now once more proved its title to the proud motto emblazoned
+on its standards, <i>Primus in Indis</i>! The words of Lord Lake, (to refer
+to him once more,) in his account of the battle of Delhi, might have
+been adopted without variation by Lord Ellenborough in describing the
+late actions. "The sepoys have behaved excessively well; but from my
+observations on this day, as well as every other, it is impossible to do
+great things in a gallant and quick style without Europeans;" and we
+trust that, whenever the time shall arrive for the return of the present
+governor-general to Europe, he will not fail to avail himself of the
+weight which his personal experience will give him in the councils of
+the nation, to enforce the adoption of a measure which, sooner or later,
+will inevitably become one of absolute necessity.</p>
+
+<p>No former governor-general of India entered on his office&mdash;at all times
+the most arduous under the British crown&mdash;under such unfavourable
+auspices, and with such a complicated accumulation of difficulties to
+combat, as Lord Ellenborough; few, if any, of his predecessors have had
+their actions, their motives, and even their words, exposed to such an
+unsparing measure of malicious animadversion and wilful misconstruction;
+yet none have passed so triumphantly through the ordeal of experience.
+Many of his measures may now be judged of by their fruits; and those of
+the Calcutta press who were loudest in their cavils, compelled to admit
+the success which has attended them, are reduced to aim their censures
+at the alleged magniloquence of the governor-general's proclamations;
+which, it should always be remembered in England, are addressed to a
+population accustomed to consider the bombast of a Persian secretary as
+the <i>ne plus ultra</i> of human composition, and which are not, therefore,
+to be judged by the European standard of taste. Much of the hostility
+directed against Lord Ellenborough, is, moreover, owing to his resolute
+emancipation of himself from the bureaucracy of secretaries and members
+of council, who had been accustomed to exercise control as "viceroys
+over" his predecessors, and who were dismayed at encountering a man
+whose previously acquired knowledge of the country which he came to
+govern, enabled him to dispense with the assistance and dictation of
+this red-tape camarilla. Loud were the complaints of these gentry at
+what they called the despotism of the new governor-general, on finding
+themselves excluded from that participation in state secrets in which
+they had long reveled, in a country where so much advantage may be
+derived from knowing beforehand what is coming at headquarters. But much
+of the success of Lord Ellenborough's government may be attributed to
+the secrecy with which his measures were thus conceived, and the
+promptitude with which his personal activity and decision enabled him to
+carry them into effect&mdash;success of which the merit is thus due to
+himself alone, and to the liberty of action which he obtained by shaking
+off at once the etiquettes which had hitherto trammeled the Indian
+government. In July 1842 we ventured to pronounce, that "on the course
+of Lord Ellenborough's government will mainly depend the question of the
+future stability, or gradual decline, of our Anglo-Indian empire; and
+if, at the conclusion of his viceroyalty, he has only so far succeeded
+as to restore our foreign and domestic relations to the same state in
+which they stood ten years since, he will merit to be handed down to
+posterity by the side of Clive and Hastings." The task has been nobly
+undertaken and gallantly carried through; and though time alone can show
+how far the present improved aspect of Indian affairs may be destined to
+permanency, Lord Ellenborough is at least justly entitled to the merit
+of having wrought the change, as far as it rests with one man to do so,
+by the firm and fearless energy with which he addressed himself to the
+enterprise.</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_15_15" id="Footnote_15_15"></a><a href="#FNanchor_15_15"><span class="label">[15]</span></a> It is to be regretted that the British government has never
+requested the Porte to dispatch a mission to ascertain the fate of these
+unfortunate officers. The Turkish Sultan is reversed at Bokhara as the
+legitimate Commander of the Faithful, and his rescript would be treated
+as a sacred mandate.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_16_16" id="Footnote_16_16"></a><a href="#FNanchor_16_16"><span class="label">[16]</span></a> Portraits of most of the actors in this bloody drama will be found
+in Osborne's <i>Court and Camp of Runjeet Singh</i>.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_17_17" id="Footnote_17_17"></a><a href="#FNanchor_17_17"><span class="label">[17]</span></a> A note of Grant Duff, (<i>History of the Mahrattas</i>, iii. 239,)
+relative to this period in the life of the British hero, is worth
+quoting&mdash;"I have had occasion to observe how well the Duke of Wellington
+must have known the Mahrattas, from having read his private letters to
+Sir Barry Close (then Resident at Poonah) during the war of 1803.
+Without being acquainted with their language, and, one would have
+supposed, with little opportunity of knowing the people or their
+history, his correct views of the Mahratta character and policy are very
+remarkable. As the letters in question were shown to me confidentially
+in 1817, in the course of my official duties, I may be only authorized
+to state that, in some instances, his opinion of individuals,
+particularly of Bajee Rao, was correctly prophetic." These letters are
+now before the public, in the first and third volumes of Gurwood's
+<i>Despatches</i>.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_18_18" id="Footnote_18_18"></a><a href="#FNanchor_18_18"><span class="label">[18]</span></a> See <i>Asiatic Journal</i>, May 1834. P. 7, Part II.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_19_19" id="Footnote_19_19"></a><a href="#FNanchor_19_19"><span class="label">[19]</span></a> See Montgomery Martin's <i>British Colonies</i>, i. p. 49, &amp;c.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_20_20" id="Footnote_20_20"></a><a href="#FNanchor_20_20"><span class="label">[20]</span></a> The Gwalior contingent was called into the field on the occasion of
+the late disturbances in Bundelkund, and did good service.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_21_21" id="Footnote_21_21"></a><a href="#FNanchor_21_21"><span class="label">[21]</span></a> "The want of cordial co-operation on the part of the officers of
+the Gwalior state, in the maintenance of order on the frontier, had long
+been a subject of just remonstrance, and various orders had been issued
+by the late Maharajah, in accordance with the representations of the
+British resident. These orders had but too often remained without due
+execution; but in consideration of the long illness of his highness, and
+the consequent weakness of his administration, the British government
+had not pressed for satisfaction with all the rigour which the
+importance of the subject would have warranted."</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_22_22" id="Footnote_22_22"></a><a href="#FNanchor_22_22"><span class="label">[22]</span></a> See <i>Maga</i>, Aug. 1841, p. 174; July 1842, p. 110, &amp;c.; and Feb.
+1843, p. 75.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_23_23" id="Footnote_23_23"></a><a href="#FNanchor_23_23"><span class="label">[23]</span></a> "Our action on the 23d Sept. was the most severe battle that I have
+ever seen, or that I believe has been fought, in India. The enemy's
+cannonade was terrible, but the result shows what a small number of
+<i>British troops</i> will do."&mdash;<i>The Duke of Wellington to Colonel Murray,
+Gurwood's Despatches</i>, i. 444. "It was not possible for any man to lead
+a body into a hotter fire than he did the picquets that day at
+Assye."&mdash;<i>Letter to Colonel Munro</i>, <i>ib.</i> 403.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_24_24" id="Footnote_24_24"></a><a href="#FNanchor_24_24"><span class="label">[24]</span></a> See our Number for July 1842, p. 108.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_25_25" id="Footnote_25_25"></a><a href="#FNanchor_25_25"><span class="label">[25]</span></a> The strength of the Mahratta army, at the time of Lord Auckland's
+visit, was estimated at 35,000 men of all arms, including 15,000
+irregular cavalry and 250 guns, besides the <i>Ekhas</i>, or body-guard of
+500 nobles, privileged to sit in the sovereign's presence, who were
+subsequently disbanded by Jankojee for disaffection. The infantry was
+divided into four brigades, and consisted of thirty-four regular
+regiments of 600 men each, and five regiments of irregular foot, or
+<i>nujeebs</i>. A few of Dowlut Rao's French officers still survived; the
+remainder were their sons and grandsons, and adventurers from all parts
+of the earth. Not fewer than 25,000 troops, with nearly all the
+artillery, were generally at headquarters in the <i>bushkur</i>, or camp, of
+Gwalior.&mdash;See <i>Asiatic Journal</i>, May 1840.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_26_26" id="Footnote_26_26"></a><a href="#FNanchor_26_26"><span class="label">[26]</span></a> "We see much more of Toryism than of truth in this opinion,"
+observes the <i>Eastern Star</i>, as quoted in the <i>Asiatic Journal</i> for
+December; "and we believe the man who entertains it, the last who should
+ever be entrusted with power in this empire. It is as dangerous a
+delusion as it would be to imagine we could do without an army at
+all."&mdash;Pro-di-gi-ous!</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_27_27" id="Footnote_27_27"></a><a href="#FNanchor_27_27"><span class="label">[27]</span></a> See an extract from the <i>Madras United Service Gazette</i>, in our
+Number for Feb. 1843, p. 275, note.</p></div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_FREETHINKER" id="THE_FREETHINKER"></a>THE FREETHINKER.</h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_593" id="Page_593">[Pg 593]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"With us ther was a <span class='smcap'>Doctour of Phisike</span><br /></span>
+
+<span class="i0">In all this world ne was ther non him like<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To speke of phisike and of surgerie:<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">He knew the cause of every maladie,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Were it of cold, or hote, or moist, or drie,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And wher engendered, and of what humour,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">He was a veray parfite practioner&mdash;<br /></span>
+</div>
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">His studie was but litel on the Bible."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="center"><span class='smcap'>Chaucer</span>.</p>
+
+
+<p>It was in the year 18&mdash; that I completed my professional education in
+England, and decided upon spending in Paris the two years which had
+still to elapse, before my engagement with my guardians would require me
+to present myself for examination and approval at the Royal College of
+Surgeons in London. The medical schools and hospitals of Paris were
+then, as now, famous for their men of science, and for the useful
+discoveries which clinical instruction&mdash;bedside ingenuity and
+industry&mdash;is morally certain to carry along with it. Whatever may be
+said of the French practitioners as a body&mdash;and my professional
+brethren, I know, bring against them, as a national reproach, the charge
+of inefficiency in the <i>treatment</i> of disease, (remarkable for acuteness
+and truth as their <i>diagnosis</i> is allowed to be)&mdash;still I think it will
+not be denied, that chiefly to the Parisian physicians, and to the
+untiring energy of particular individuals amongst them, whom it would
+not be difficult to name, are we indebted at this moment for some of the
+most important knowledge that we possess&mdash;knowledge, be it understood,
+derived altogether from investigations diligently pursued at the
+patient's bedside, and obtained with the greatest judgment, difficulty,
+and pains. As I write, the honourable and European reputation of <i>Louis</i>
+occurs to my mind&mdash;an instance of universal acknowledgment rendered to
+genius and talents wholly or principally devoted to the alleviation of
+human suffering, and to the acquisition of wisdom in the form and by the
+method to which I have adverted.</p>
+
+<p>A mere attempt to refer to the many and various obligations which the
+continental professors of medicine have laid upon mankind during the
+last half century, would fill a book. They were well known and spoken of
+in my youth, and the names of many learned foreigners were at that
+period associated in my bosom with sentiments of awe and veneration. It
+was some time after I had once resolved to go abroad, before I fixed
+upon Paris as my destination. <i>Langanbeck</i>, the greatest operator of his
+day, the <i>Liston</i> of Germany, was performing miracles in Hanover.
+<i>Tiedemann</i>, a less nimble operator, but a far more learned surgeon, had
+already made the medical schools of Heidelberg famous by his lectures
+and still valued publications; whilst the lamented and deeply
+penetrating <i>Stromeyer</i>&mdash;the tutor and friend of our own amiable and
+early-lost Edward Turner&mdash;had established himself already in
+<i>G&ouml;ttingen</i>, and drawn around him a band of enthusiastic students who
+have since done honour to their teacher, and in their turn become
+eminent amongst the first chemists of the day. With such and similar
+temptations from many quarters, it was not easy to arrive at a steady
+determination. I had hardly thought of Paris, when&mdash;as it often
+happens&mdash;a thing of a moment relieved me from difficulty and doubt, and
+helped me at once to a decision. A letter one morning by the post
+induced me to set out for the giddiest and yet most fascinating of
+European cities. James M'Linnie&mdash;who, by the way, died only the other
+day of dysentery at Hong-Kong, a few hours after landing with the troops
+upon that luckless island&mdash;was an old hospital acquaintance, and, like
+me, <i>cutting and hewing</i> his way to fame and fortune. He had
+distinguished himself at Guy's, and quitted that school with every
+reasonable prospect of success in his profession. He had not only passed
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_594" id="Page_594">[Pg 594]</a></span>
+muster before the high and mighty court of examiners, but had received
+on the occasion the personal warm congratulations of Abernethy and Sir
+Astley Cooper; the former of whom, indeed, before he asked M'Linnie a
+question, gave him confidence in his peculiar way, by requesting him
+"not to be a frightened fool, for Mr. Abernethy was not the brute the
+world was pleased to make him out;" and after a stiff and rough
+examination shook the student heartily by the hand, and pronounced him
+"not an ass, like all the world, but a sensible shrewd fellow, who,
+instead of muddling his head with books, had passed his days, very
+properly, where real life was only to be met with"&mdash;<i>videlicet</i>, in the
+dead-house.</p>
+
+<p>James M'Linnie was, at the time of which I speak, himself in Paris, and
+enthusiastic in his devotion to the indefatigable and highly-gifted
+teachers amongst whom he lived. He wrote to me, in the letter to which I
+have above adverted&mdash;the first I received from him after his departure
+from England&mdash;in the most glowing terms respecting them; and conjured me
+by the love I bore our glorious profession&mdash;by my ardent aspirations
+after fame, and by the strong desire which, he believed, I entertained
+with himself and the majority of men, to serve and benefit my
+fellow-creatures&mdash;not to waste my precious hours in England, but to join
+him instantly "in the finest field of <i>operations</i> that the world
+presented." "We are pigmies in London," he continued in his own ardent
+fashion&mdash;"boys, children, infants&mdash;they are <i>giants</i> here. Such
+anatomists! such physicians! Fancy one of our first men, C&mdash;&mdash; for
+instance, standing for nearly one hour at the bedside of a labouring
+man, and tracing the fellow's history step by step, patiently and
+searchingly, in order to arrive at the small beginnings of disease, its
+earliest indications, and first causes. I saw it done yesterday by one
+to whom C&mdash;&mdash; could not hold a candle&mdash;a man whose reputation is
+continental&mdash;whose practice does not leave him a moment in the day for
+personal recreation&mdash;who is loaded with honours and distinctions. The
+students listen to him as to an oracle; and with cause. He leaps to no
+conclusions&mdash;his sterling mind satisfies itself with nothing but truth,
+and is content to labour after mere glimpses and intimations, which it
+secures for future comparison and study. Remind me when you come
+out&mdash;for come out you must&mdash;of the story of the baker. I will tell it
+you then in full. It is a capital instance of the professor's acuteness
+and ability. A patient came into the hospital a month ago; his case
+puzzled every one; nothing could be done for him, and he was about to be
+discharged. The professor saw him, visited him regularly for a
+week&mdash;watched him&mdash;noted every trifling symptom&mdash;prescribed for him;&mdash;in
+vain. The man did not rally&mdash;and the professor could not say what ailed
+him. One morning the latter came to the patient's bedside, and said,
+'You tell me, <i>mon enfant</i>, that you have been a porter. Were you never
+in any other occupation?' 'Yes,' groaned the poor fellow; 'I drove a
+cabriolet for a year or two'&mdash;&mdash; 'Go on,' said the professor
+encouragingly. 'And then,' continued the man, 'and then I was at a
+boot-maker's; afterwards at a saddler's&mdash;and at last a porter.' 'You
+have never worked at any other trade?' 'Never, sir.' 'Think again&mdash;be
+quite sure.' 'No&mdash;never, sir.' Have you never been a baker?' 'Oh yes,
+sir&mdash;that was twenty years ago&mdash;and only for a few months; but I was so
+ill at the oven that I was obliged to give it up.' 'That will do, <i>mon
+enfant</i>&mdash;don't tire yourself, try and go to sleep.' In the lecture-room
+afterwards, the professor addressed the students thus: 'Gentlemen&mdash;once
+in the course of my practice, I have met with the case of the porter,
+and only once. It is now eighteen years since. The patient was a
+baker&mdash;and I examined the subject after death. This man will die.' The
+lecturer then proceeded to describe minutely and lucidly the seat of the
+disease, its nature, and best treatment. He told them what might be done
+by way of alleviation, and directed them to look for such and such
+appearances after death. The man lingered for a few days, and then
+departed. At the <i>post mortem</i>, the professor was found to be correct in
+every particular. What say you to this by way of memory and quick
+intelligence?" The letter went on to speak of the facility of procuring
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_595" id="Page_595">[Pg 595]</a></span>
+subjects&mdash;as cheap and plentiful, to use M'Linnie's phrase, "as herrings
+in England;" of the daily exhibition in the dissecting room of disease
+of all kinds, in all stages; of the enthusiastic natures of both
+teachers and pupils; of the earnest and inspiring character of hospital
+practice; and at last, wound up its flattering history with a
+peroration, that extinguished in an instant every spark of hesitation
+that lingered in my mind. In less than a fortnight after M'Linnie's
+summons, I was one of a mixed party in a diligence and eight, galloping
+over the high-road to Paris, at the rate of five statute miles an hour.</p>
+
+<p>I had taken care to carry abroad with me an introduction to <i>one</i>
+influential member of the profession. I say <i>one</i>, because I refused,
+with deliberation, to <i>encumber</i> myself, as Doctor Johnson has it, with
+more help than was actually necessary to my well-doing. A travelling
+student, with a key to the confidence of one man of power and kindred
+spirit, has all that he can desire for every professional purpose. If
+his happiness depend upon social enjoyments, and he must needs journey
+with a messenger's bag, or be utterly miserable, let him by all means
+save his travelling expenses, and visit his natural acquaintances. My
+letter of credit was obtained from my friend H&mdash;&mdash;, who at the time
+filled the anatomical chair at Guy's, and to whom I am grateful for more
+acts of real kindness than he is willing to allow. To this letter of
+credit, and to the acquaintance formed by its means, the reader is
+indebted for the curious history I am about to relate. That the former
+was likely to lead to something original and unusual, I certainly
+suspected when H&mdash;&mdash; placed the document in my hands, with his last
+words of caution and advice. I could hardly dream of half that was to
+follow.</p>
+
+<p>"Pray, take care of yourself, Mr Walpole," said my good friend; "you are
+going to a very dangerous and seductive city, and you will require all
+your firmness and good principles to save you from the force of evil
+example. Don't be led away&mdash;don't be led away&mdash;that is all I beg of
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be careful, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"You will see in the medical students of Paris a different set of men to
+that which you have been accustomed to mix with here. There are some
+fine fellows amongst them&mdash;hard-working, bold, enterprising young men;
+but they are a strange body taken as a while. Don't cotton too quickly
+with any one of them."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid you will find many highly improper notions prevalent
+amongst them&mdash;immoral, shocking, disgraceful. Pray, don't assume the
+manners of a Frenchman, Mr Walpole&mdash;much less his vices. There are very
+few medical students in Paris who do not lead, I am sorry to say, a very
+disreputable life; and make it a boast to live in open shame. You must
+not learn to approve of conduct in Paris which you would have no
+hesitation in pronouncing criminal in London."<a name="FNanchor_28_28" id="FNanchor_28_28"></a><a href="#Footnote_28_28" class="fnanchor">[28]</a></p>
+
+<p>"Certainly not, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"And let me, as a friend, entreat you, my dear sir, at no time to forget
+that you are a Christian and a Protestant gentleman. Be sober and
+rational, and, if there be any truth in religion at all, do not make a
+mockery of it, by converting the Lord's day into a monstrous Saturnalia.
+Here is your letter."</p>
+
+<p>I took the document, bowed, and read the superscription. It was
+addressed to Baron F&mdash;&mdash;, chief surgeon at the Hotel Dieu, &amp;c. &amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
+
+<p>"I introduce you, Mr Walpole," continued the anatomist, "to one of the
+most extraordinary men in Europe&mdash;and, what is more to the purpose, to
+one of the best. Warmer benevolence, a more eager anxiety to relieve and
+benefit his fellow-mortals, never burned in the heart of man. He is,
+unquestionably, incontestably the first surgeon of the day; as a man of
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_596" id="Page_596">[Pg 596]</a></span>
+science he is appealed to by the whole learned world&mdash;his practice is
+enormous, and the fortune he has amassed by his unwearied industry and
+perseverance immense; especially considered in reference to the career
+of the most successful surgeons in Paris, who, if I mistake not, have
+lived and died comparatively poor. Looked up to, however, as he is by
+the learned and the great, you will, I think, when you know him, agree
+with me in regarding his kindness to the helpless&mdash;his earnest
+solicitude for the disabled poor who come under his care&mdash;his
+unremitting attention to their complaints and wants&mdash;as constituting the
+worthy baron's chief excellance. We are old friends; and for my sake I
+am sure he will receive you well, and afford you all the assistance and
+information in his power. He will put you on your mettle; and you must
+be no lie-a-bed if you would profit by his instruction. At six in the
+morning you will find him daily at his post in the hospital; and, whilst
+sluggards are turning in their beds, he has prescribed for a hundred
+sick, and put them in spirits for the day by his words of tenderness and
+support."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you study under the baron?" I enquired.</p>
+
+<p>"I attended his lectures some years ago with the greatest advantage. I
+never in my life was more struck by the amount of knowledge possessed by
+one man. I attached myself to the professor, and he was pleased to admit
+me to his friendship. I have lately been surprised to hear his manners
+pronounced rough and even brutal, and his temper morose. For my own
+part&mdash;and I watched him closely&mdash;I saw nothing but gentleness, and an
+active disposition to do good at all times. The poor women and children
+in the hospital loved him as a father, and I have seen their pale cheeks
+flush, and dull eyes glisten as he approached their beds. This, I
+thought, bespoke any thing but roughness and brutality in the surgeon.
+What say you?"</p>
+
+<p>"It would seem so."</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;I have written the baron a long letter concerning myself and my
+own pursuits, believing that it will serve your interests better than a
+mere formal letter of introduction. He will, I am sure, be pleased to
+see you. Remember, Mr Walpole, an opportunity like the present may never
+occur to you again. Be wise, and make the most of it."</p>
+
+<p>Thus spoke my friend, and thus I received from him my credentials. My
+only object in Paris was the ostensible one for which I came; and
+accordingly, therefore, having secured a comfortable home with Madame
+Bichat, a worthy motherly person residing in the "<i>Rue Richelieu,
+vis-&agrave;-vis le Palais Royal</i>"&mdash;and having spent one long and gossiping
+evening with my ancient chum M'Linnie&mdash;I buckled at once to my work.
+Postponing all recreation and amusement until the time should arrive
+which would make them lawful and give them zest, I left my lodgings the
+second morning after my appearance in Paris, and made my way straight to
+the dwelling-house of my future patron. It was eleven o'clock, the hour
+at which the baron usually returned from the Hotel Dieu; five hours,
+viz. from six till eleven <span class='smcap'>A.M</span>., being, as M'Linnie assured me, the time
+allotted daily to the poor by the conscientious and distinguished
+practitioner.</p>
+
+<p>The baron was a bachelor, and he lived in first-rate style; that is to
+say, he had magnificent apartments, in which it was his delight to
+collect occasionally the united wit and learning of the capital, and a
+handsome table for his friends at all times; for his hospitality was
+unbounded. And yet his own daily habits were as simple and primitive as
+might be. When at home, he passed his hours in the library, and slept in
+the small bedroom adjoining it. The latter, like all dormitories in
+France, was without a carpet, and altogether no better furnished than a
+private ward in an English hospital. There was a small iron bedstead
+just large enough for a middle-sized bachelor in one corner&mdash;a washing
+apparatus in another&mdash;and a table and two chairs at some distance from
+both. The naked and even uncomfortable aspect of this apartment had an
+absolutely chilling effect upon me, as I passed through it on my way to
+the great man himself; for, strange to say, the only road to the library
+was through this melancholy chamber. Great men as well as small have
+their "whims and oddities." The baron was reported to have taken pains
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_597" id="Page_597">[Pg 597]</a></span>
+to make, what appeared to me, a very incommodious arrangement. A door
+which had conducted to the library upon the other side of it had been
+removed, and the aperture in which it had stood blocked up, whilst the
+wall on this side had been cut away in order to effect an entrance. And
+what was the reason assigned for so much unnecessary labour? The baron
+had risen from nothing&mdash;had spent his early days in poverty and even
+misery; and he wished to perpetuate the remembrance of his early
+struggles, lest he should grow proud in prosperity, and forgetful of his
+duties. The frequent sight of the few articles of furniture which had
+been his whole stock twenty years before, was likely more than any thing
+else to keep the past vividly before his eyes, and he placed them
+therefore, to use his own words as attributed to him by my informant,
+"between the flattery of the dazzling world without, and the silence of
+his chamber of study and meditation." They no doubt answered their
+object, in rendering the possessor at times low-spirited, since they
+were certainly likely to have that effect even upon a stranger. On the
+day of my introduction, however, I had little time for observation. My
+name had been announced, and I passed rapidly on to the <i>sanctum
+sanctorum</i>.</p>
+
+<p>There is an aristocracy of <span class='smcap'>mind</span> as well as an aristocracy of wealth and
+social station; and, unless you be a soulless Radical, you cannot
+approach a distinguished member of the order without a glow of loyal
+homage, as honourable to its object as it is grateful to your own
+self-respect. I entered the library of the far-famed professor with a
+reverend step; he was seated at a large table, which was literally
+covered with books, <i>brochures</i>, and letters opened and sealed. He was
+dressed very plainly, wearing over a suit of mourning a dark coloured
+dressing-gown, which hung loosely about him. He was, without exception,
+the finest man I had ever seen, and I stopped involuntarily to look at
+and admire him. As he sat, I judged him to be upwards of six feet in
+height&mdash;(I afterwards learned that he stood six feet two,)&mdash;he was stout
+and well-proportioned&mdash;his chest broad and magnificent&mdash;his frame
+altogether muscular and sinewy. The face was full of authority and
+command&mdash;every feature handsome, including even the well drawn lip, in
+which there seemed to lurk scorn enough to wither you, if roused. The
+brow was full, prominent, and overhanging&mdash;the eye small, blue, and
+beaming with benevolence. Nature was mischievous when she brought that
+eye and lip in company for life. A noble forehead, made venerable by the
+grey hairs above it&mdash;grey, although the baron was hardly in the vale of
+years&mdash;completed the picture which presented itself to my eye, and which
+I noted in detail in less time than I have drawn it here&mdash;imperfectly
+enough. The baron, who had received my letter of introduction on the
+preceding day, rose to welcome me. His first enquiries were concerning
+my friend H&mdash;&mdash;, the next were in reference to my own plans&mdash;and he had
+much to say of the different professors of London, with whose works and
+merits he appeared thoroughly acquainted. I remained an hour with him;
+and, some time before we parted, I felt myself quite at home with my new
+acquaintance. During the conversation that took place upon this
+memorable morning, the name of Z&mdash;&mdash; occurred. The baron praised him
+highly: "his attainments as a surgeon," he said, "were very great;" and,
+in other respects, he looked upon him as one of the most original and
+wisest men of the age. It will be remembered by my professional readers
+that Z&mdash;&mdash;, although esteemed in England one of her first surgeons,
+acquired an unenviable notoriety through the publication of certain
+physiological lectures, in which the doctrines of materialism and
+infidelity were supported, it must be allowed, with all the eloquence
+and power of a first-rate mind. With my own settled views of
+Christianity, early inculcated by a beloved mother&mdash;now, alas! no
+more&mdash;I could not but regard the highly gifted Z&mdash;&mdash; as an enemy to his
+species, who had unhappily abused the talents which Providence had given
+him for a better purpose. Such being the case, it was with some pain and
+great surprise that I listened to the encomiums from the lips of the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_598" id="Page_598">[Pg 598]</a></span>
+baron; and I ventured to hint that the speaker had, in all probability,
+not heard of the infamous publication which had given so much sorrow and
+alarm to all well-governed minds in England.</p>
+
+<p>"Le voil&agrave;!" said the baron in reply, taking up a book from the
+table&mdash;"The noblest work of the age! Free from prejudice and bigotry of
+every kind&mdash;I found my opinion of the man upon this book. Had he done
+nothing else, he would have immortalized his name. Philosophy and
+Science have hitherto borne him out in all his theories&mdash;will continue
+to bear him out, and eventually compel posterity to regard him as
+nothing short of the prophet and seer of nature. You may rely upon it,
+Z&mdash;&mdash; has, by the very force of intellect, arrived at conclusions which
+the discoveries of centuries will duly make good and establish."</p>
+
+<p>I speak the simple truth when I aver, that these words of the baron gave
+me infinite distress, and for a moment deprived me of speech. I hardly
+knew what to say or do. At first I suspected that I had made some
+unaccountable mistake, and brought my letter to the wrong individual.
+H&mdash;&mdash;, who was almost a Puritan in religious matters, could ever have
+spoken of his friend in such favourable terms, if he had been aware of
+the views which he so unscrupulously supported. A little reflection,
+however, convinced me that a mistake was impossible. There is nothing in
+this world more embarrassing than to sit in the presence of a superior,
+and be compelled to listen to statements which you feel to be false, and
+yet know not how with propriety to repel. My own youth, and the baron's
+profound learning and attainments, were barriers to the free expression
+of my thoughts; and yet I was ashamed to remain silent, and, as it were,
+a consenting party to the utterance of sentiments which I abhorred.</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot hope," I managed to say at last, "that science will ultimately
+uphold his arguments, and prevent our relying as strongly as ever on our
+old foundations."</p>
+
+<p>"And why?" replied the baron quickly. "Why should we always be timid and
+blind followers of the blind? Is it a test of wisdom to believe what is
+opposed to reason upon the partial evidence of doubtful witnesses? Is it
+weakness to engage all the faculties of the mind in the investigation of
+the laws by which this universe is governed? And if the perception of
+such immutable add eternal laws crushes and brings to nothing the fables
+of men whom you are pleased to call <i>writers by inspiration</i>, are we to
+reject them because our mothers and fathers, who were babes and
+sucklings at the breast of knowledge, were ignorant of their existence?"</p>
+
+<p>"Newton, sir," I ventured to answer, "made great discoveries, and he
+revered these fables."</p>
+
+<p>"Bah! Newton directed his gaze upwards into a mighty and stupendous
+region, and he was awe-stricken&mdash;as who shall not be?&mdash;by what he there
+beheld. He worshipped the unseen power, so does this man; he believed in
+Revelation, so does he; but with him&mdash;it is the revelation which is made
+in that wondrous firmament above, and in the earth beneath, and in the
+glories that surround us. What knowledge had Newton of geology? what of
+chemistry? what of the facts which they have brought to light?"</p>
+
+<p>"Little perhaps&mdash;yet"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"My good friend," continued the surgeon, interrupting me. "In the days
+of your grand <i>philosophe</i>&mdash;would that he were alive now!&mdash;there were no
+physical phenomena to reduce an ancient system of cosmogony to a mere
+absurdity&mdash;no palpable evidences of the existence of this earth
+thousands of years prior to its formation&mdash;you perceive?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hear you, sir," I answered, gaining courage; "but I should, indeed,
+be sorry to adopt your views."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course you would!" said the baron, curling his inauspicious lip,
+and giving expression to a feeling that looked very like one of contempt
+or ridicule. "You come from the land of melancholy and bile&mdash;where your
+holidays are fasts, and your day of rest is one of unmitigated toil. You
+would be sorry to forego, no doubt, the prospect of everlasting torture
+and eternal condemnation. Mr Z&mdash;&mdash; is too far advanced for you, I am
+afraid."</p>
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_599" id="Page_599">[Pg 599]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>At this moment there was a knock at the door leading into the
+bed-chamber. The servant-man of the baron presented himself, and
+announced a patient.</p>
+
+<p>"Admit him," said the surgeon, and at the same time I rose to depart.</p>
+
+<p>"Adieu!" said the baron with another unpleasant smile; "we shall be very
+good friends notwithstanding your piety. I shall look after you.
+Remember six o'clock to-morrow morning at the Hotel Dieu. Be punctual,
+and do you hear, Mr Walpole, think of me in your prayers."</p>
+
+<p>This last expression, accompanied as it was by a very significant look,
+amounted to a positive insult, and I quitted the library and house of
+the baron, fully resolved never to set foot in either of them again.
+What an extraordinary delusion did poor H&mdash;&mdash;labour under, in respect of
+the character of his friend! Here was a Mentor to form the opinions and
+regulate the conduct of a young gentleman stepping into life! Great as
+were his talents and acquirements, and much as I might lose by
+neglecting to cultivate his friendship, I resigned gladly every
+advantage rather than purchase the greatest, with the sacrifice of the
+principles which had been so anxiously implanted in my bosom, even from
+my cradle. I was hurt and vexed at the result of my interview. Every
+thing had promised so well at first. I had been won by the appearance of
+the baron, I had been charmed with his discourse, and gratified by the
+terms in which he spoke of my future studies, and the help he hoped to
+afford me in the prosecution of them. Why had this unfortunate Mr Z&mdash;&mdash;,
+and his still more unfortunate book, turned up to discompose the
+pleasant vision? But for the mention of his name, and the introduction
+of his book, I might have remained for ever in ignorance of the
+atheistical opinions which, in my estimation, derogated materially from
+the grace which otherwise adorned the teacher's cultivated mind. It is
+impossible for communion and hearty fellowship to subsist between
+individuals, whose notions on life's most important point lie "far as
+the poles asunder." I did not expect, desire, or propose to seek that
+they should.</p>
+
+<p>In the evening I joined M'Linnie at his lodgings, and gave him an
+account of the meeting.&mdash;He laughed at me for my scruples.</p>
+
+<p>"I knew all about it," said Mac, "but hardly thought it worth while to
+let you know it. H&mdash;&mdash; was quite right, too: the baron is not the man
+to-day that he was a dozen years ago. He is a rank infidel now; he makes
+no secret of the thing, but boasts of it right and left: it is his great
+fault. He is an inconsistent fellow. If any one talks about religion, no
+matter how proper and fitting the time, he is down upon him at once with
+a sneer and a joke; and yet he drags in his own opinions by the neck, at
+all seasons, on all occasions, and expects you to say <i>amen</i> to every
+syllable he utters."</p>
+
+<p>"He must be very weak," said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Must he?&mdash;very well. Then wait till you see him cut for <i>calculus</i>, or
+perform for <i>hernia</i>. Sit with him at the bedside, and hear him at his
+lectures. If you think him weak then, you shall be good enough to tell
+me what you call <i>strong</i>.</p>
+
+<p>"But his principles"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Are certainly not in accordance with the Thirty-nine Articles; but the
+baron does not profess to teach theology&mdash;nor did I come here to take
+his creed. So long as he is orthodox in surgery, I make no complaint
+against him. I have my own views; and if they are relaxed and out of
+order now and then, why, the parson is the man to apply to, and not the
+baron. I must say one requires a dose of steel now and then, to keep
+right and tight in this bewitching capital."</p>
+
+<p>There was worldly wisdom in the remarks of M'Linnie; and before I
+quitted him I was satisfied of the propriety of paying every attention
+to the professional instruction of the surgeon, without committing
+myself, by visiting him as a friend, to an approval of his detestable
+principles; and accordingly, at two minutes to six o'clock, I presented
+myself at the hospital on the following morning. Many students were
+already in attendance, and precisely at six o'clock the baron himself
+appeared. He bowed to the students as a body and honoured me with a
+particular notice.</p>
+
+<p>"Eh bien, jeune Chr&ecirc;tien!" he said, shaking me by the hand, "have you
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_600" id="Page_600">[Pg 600]</a></span>
+prayed for my reformation? It is very remiss of you if you have not done
+so. You know I made you yesterday my father confessor."</p>
+
+<p>There was immediately a general laugh from the students&mdash;medical
+students being, it should be known, the most unblushing parasites on
+record.</p>
+
+<p>These words were spoken under the low portico of the building which
+forms, with its long ascent of steps, one side of the square in which
+the Cathedral of Notre Dame has its principal entrance, and is certainly
+not one of the least interesting adjuncts of that magnificent edifice.
+We passed without further speech through the range of buildings within,
+the professor in our van, and in a minute or two found ourselves in a
+spacious, clean, and well-filled ward.</p>
+
+<p>The surgeon took his seat at the foot of the first bed in the sick
+chamber, and the students crowded eagerly around him, evidently anxious
+not to lose a syllable that should fall from his lips. I shall never
+forget the lesson of that morning. The judgment, the penetration, the
+unflinching collectedness, and consummate skill of the surgeon,
+compelled my warmest admiration. I forgot our ground of disagreement in
+the transcendent ability that I beheld. His heart, and mind, and soul,
+were given up to his profession, and his success was adequate to the
+price paid for its purchase. The baron was, however, a mass of
+contradiction. I discovered this before we had been an hour in the ward.
+It was clear that he had risen by the sheer strength of great natural
+genius, and that he was lamentably wanting in all the agreeable
+qualities which spring from early cultivation and sound training. He was
+violent, sudden, and irregular in his temper and mode of speaking&mdash;when
+his temper and speech were directed against any but his patients. He had
+no regard to the feelings of men of his own rank; and his language
+towards them was rather emphatic, than delicate or well chosen. In his
+progress round the ward, he came to the bed of a man suffering from a
+diseased leg. He removed the bandage from the part, and asked, "what
+fool had tied it up so clumsily;" <i>the fool</i>, as he well knew, being the
+house surgeon at his side. Again, another practitioner at the hospital
+had recommended a particular treatment in a particular case. This
+gentleman, the baron's colleague, was referred to as&mdash;"a child who had
+yet to learn the alphabet of surgery&mdash;who would have been laughed at,
+twenty years ago, had he prescribed such antiquated nostrums&mdash;a weak
+child&mdash;a mere baby, gentlemen."&mdash;&mdash;"How much," I exclaimed mentally,
+time after time, "must this man have altered since H&mdash;&mdash; parted with him
+as his respected friend!" And yet in some regards he was not altered at
+all. There was the same consideration for the poor sufferers&mdash;the same
+attention to their many complaints and wants&mdash;the same tenderness and
+kind disposition to humour and pacify them, which H&mdash;&mdash; had dwelt upon
+with so much commendation. There was no hurrying from case to case&mdash;no
+sign of impatience at the reiterated unmeaning queries of the
+patients&mdash;no coarse jest at <i>their</i> expense&mdash;not a syllable that could
+wound the susceptibility of the most sensitive. Did one poor fellow
+betray an anxiety to take up as little of the baron's time as possible,
+and, speaking hurriedly, almost exhaust his little stock of feeble
+breath, it was absolutely touching to mark the happy mode in which the
+surgeon put the flurried one at ease. Had these creatures, paupers as
+they were, been rich and noble&mdash;had they, strangers as they were, been
+brothers every one, he could not have evinced a tenderer interest on
+their behalf&mdash;a stronger disposition to do them service. In spite of
+myself, I loved the baron for his condescending to these men of low
+estate.</p>
+
+<p>It will not be necessary to dwell upon the proceedings of the place: I
+could extract from my note-book pages that would delight the medical
+reader, necessarily dry and tedious to the uninitiated. Suffice it to
+say, that many hours were spent in the surgical wards by this
+indefatigable surgeon: every individual case received his best
+attention, and was prescribed for as carefully as though a noble fee
+waited upon each. The ceremony being at an end, I was about to retire,
+agreeably surprised and gratified with all that I had seen.</p>
+
+<p>"Arr&ecirc;tez donc," said the baron, noticing my movement, and touching me
+upon the arm. "You are not fatigued?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_601" id="Page_601">[Pg 601]</a></span></p>
+<p>"Not in the least," I answered.</p>
+
+<p>"Come with me, then."</p>
+
+<p>The baron, full of life and spirits, and with the air of a man whose
+day's work was only about to commence, bowed to the students, and
+tripped quickly down stairs. I followed as commanded, and the next
+moment I was in the baron's cabriolet, driving with that gentleman
+rapidly through the streets of Paris.</p>
+
+<p>"Have you courage?" enquired the baron suddenly.</p>
+
+<p>"For what, sir?" I replied.</p>
+
+<p>"To see an operation."</p>
+
+<p>"I have been present at many, sir," said I&mdash;"some bad enough, too; and,
+I confess, I have been less womanish and weak beholding them than I felt
+this morning, witnessing your kindness to those poor creatures."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, poor creatures, indeed!" repeated the baron in a softer tone than
+any I had heard him use. "The poor need kindness, Mr Walpole. It is all
+we can do for them. God help them! it is little of that they get.
+Poverty is a frightful thing, sir."</p>
+
+<p>There were two circumstances that especially struck me in the delivery
+of this short speech. One was, that the eyes of an intrepid operator
+filled with tears whilst he adverted to a very commonplace subject; the
+other, that a confirmed atheist was inconsistent enough to invoke the
+Deity whose very existence he denied.</p>
+
+<p>We drove on, and arrived at the hotel of one of the richest and most
+influential noblemen of France. The cabriolet stopped, and the gates of
+the hotel were thrown open at the same instant. A lackey, in the hall of
+the mansion, was already waiting for the baron, and we were bowed with
+much ceremony up the gilded staircase; we reached at last a sumptuously
+furnished chamber, where we found three gentlemen in earnest
+conversation. They were silent upon our entrance, and advanced, one and
+all, with great cordiality to greet the baron. The latter returned their
+salute with a distant and haughty politeness, which I thought very
+unbecoming.</p>
+
+<p>"We were thinking"&mdash;&mdash; began one of the party.</p>
+
+<p>"How is the patient?" asked the baron, suddenly interrupting him.</p>
+
+<p>The other shook his head despondingly, and the baron, as it were
+instinctively, unlocked a case of instruments, which he had brought into
+the room with him from his cabriolet.</p>
+
+<p>"The inflammation has not subsided, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"All the symptoms as before?"</p>
+
+<p>"All."</p>
+
+<p>"Let us see him."</p>
+
+<p>The gentleman and the baron opened a door and passed into another room.
+As the door closed after them, I heard a loud and dismal groan. One of
+the two remaining gentlemen then asked me if I had been long in Paris.</p>
+
+<p>I told him.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, you haven't seen the new opera, then?" said he&mdash;just as we should
+say, when put to it for conversation&mdash;What frightful, or what beautiful
+weather this is! Before I could reply, there was another fearful groan
+from the adjoining room, but my new acquaintance proceeded without
+noticing it.</p>
+
+<p>"You have nothing like our <i>Acad&eacute;mie</i> in London, I believe?"</p>
+
+<p>I was about to vindicate the Italian Opera, when the two surgeons again
+appeared. The baron in a few words said, that there was nothing to be
+done but to operate, and at once, if the life of the patient were to be
+spared at all. The three practitioners&mdash;for such they were&mdash;bowed in
+acquiescence, and the baron prepared his instruments.</p>
+
+<p>It is the fashion to speak of medical men slightingly, if not
+reproachfully; to accuse them of practising solemn impositions, and of
+being, at the best, but so many legalized charlatans. It is especially
+the mode of speaking amongst those who will give "the doctor" no rest,
+and are not satisfied until they make that functionary the most constant
+visitor at their abodes. No one would have dared to breathe one syllable
+of disrespect against the surgeon's sacred office, who could have seen
+as I did, the operation which the baron performed this day. It has been
+done successfully three times within the memory of man; twice by
+himself, who first attempted it. It was grand to mark his calm and
+intellectual face&mdash;to see the hand&mdash;armed with the knife that cut for
+life or death&mdash;firm and unshaken as the mind that urged, the eye that
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_602" id="Page_602">[Pg 602]</a></span>
+followed, its unerring course. I could understand the worship that was
+paid to this incomparable master, by all that knew his power. Within
+five minutes by the clock, and in the sight of men whose breathless
+admiration made them oblivious of the throes of the poor sufferer, the
+process was completed, and the endangered life restored. The baron left
+the fainting invalid, retired for a few seconds, and prescribed. He
+returned and felt his pulse&mdash;and then, turning to the man with whom he
+had first spoken, said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Should any thing arise, sir, you will acquaint me with it."</p>
+
+<p>"Unquestionably. He will do well?"</p>
+
+<p>"No doubt of it. Good-morning."</p>
+
+<p>"Good-morning, baron," said the gentleman obsequiously. "His excellency
+bore it wonderfully."</p>
+
+<p>"Pretty well for an excellency. We don't notice these things in
+paupers&mdash;Now, Mr Walpole."</p>
+
+<p>And thereupon the baron turned upon his heels with such manifest
+disdain, that he lost half the credit which he had gained by his
+previous performance.</p>
+
+<p>We sat for some time silent in the cabriolet. I was bursting to praise
+the baron, and yet fearful to speak, lest I should be insulted for my
+pains. At last, I became so excited that I could hold out no longer.</p>
+
+<p>"Baron," said I, "I beg your pardon&mdash;it was the grandest thing I ever
+saw."</p>
+
+<p>"I have seen a grander," said the surgeon frowning, and pursing those
+unhappy lips of his again, "much grander, Mr Walpole. I have seen a
+nobleman rolling in riches, flattered by his dogs, renowned for his
+Christian piety, refusing the supplications of a poor boy, who asked
+only for a few coins to carry him through a cold and killing winter. The
+refusal might have been the lad's death&mdash;but he was refused. It was, as
+you say, a grand thing, but the lad has had his revenge to-day."</p>
+
+<p>The baron drove to his own home. At his request I entered his library
+with him. He placed some books in my hand, which he believed would be of
+service to me; and, as we parted, he said kindly&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Don't mind my rough ways, Mr Walpole; I was educated in a rough school.
+I shall be glad to see you often. I have been disturbed. The father of
+that man, whose life, I verily believe, I have saved this day, hunted me
+many years ago from his door when I begged from him&mdash;condescended to beg
+from him&mdash;alms which his meanest servant would not have missed, and
+which I wanted, to save me from absolute starvation. I have never
+forgotten or forgiven him for the act&mdash;but I have had my revenge. The
+great man's son owes his life to the beggar after all. A good revenge,
+<i>n'est ce pas</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>I was very much disposed to consider the baron subject to fits of
+temporary derangement; but I was wise enough to do nothing more than nod
+my head in answer to this appeal, leaving my questioner to interpret the
+action as he in his madness might think proper.</p>
+
+<p>There was a hearty shake of the hand, another general invitation to his
+house, and a particular invitation to the hospital, where, as the baron
+very reasonably observed, "All the knowledge that could serve a man in
+after life was hoarded up"&mdash;and then I made my bow and took my
+departure.</p>
+
+<p>Three months passed like so many days, in the midst of occupation at
+once the most inspiriting and satisfactory; and during the whole of that
+period, I am bound to acknowledge the treatment of the baron towards me
+to have been most generous and kind. In spite of my own resolutions, I
+had attached myself to the professor by a feeling of gratitude, which it
+was not easy to extinguish or control. His wish to advance me in the
+knowledge and understanding of my profession was so earnest, the pains
+he took to communicate the most important results of his own hard-earned
+experience so untiring, that, had I not felt a heavy debt of
+obligation, I must have been a senseless undeserving wretch indeed. The
+baron was manifestly well-disposed towards me, and in spite (it might
+have been with so strange a character, by very reason) of our religious
+differences, he lost no opportunity of bringing me to his side, and of
+loading me whilst there with precious gifts. I attended the professor at
+the hospital, at the houses of his patients, in his own private study.
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_603" id="Page_603">[Pg 603]</a></span>
+He was flattering enough to say that he liked to have me about him&mdash;that
+he was pleased with my straightforward character&mdash;and with the
+earnestness with which I worked. I trust it was not his good opinion
+alone that induced me, in opposition to my first resolution, by degrees
+to associate with the baron, until at length we became intimate and
+almost inseparable friends. I would not acknowledge this to my own
+conscience, which happily never suffered me to violate a principle, or
+yield an inch of righteous ground. The baron persevered in his attacks
+upon our sacred religion. I, grown bolder by long familiar acquaintance,
+acted as firmly upon the defensive: and I must do myself the justice to
+assert, that the soundness of fair argument suffered no injury from the
+light weapons of wit and ridicule which my friend had ever at command.</p>
+
+<p>It was a fine morning in the early spring, and I sat with the baron as
+usual in his library. On this occasion I was helping him in the
+completion of a series of plates, which he was about to publish, in
+connexion with a work on cancer&mdash;a book that has since made a great
+sensation upon the Continent. The engraver had worked from the
+professor's preparations under the eye of the latter; but a few slight
+inaccuracies had crept into the drawings, and the baron employed me in
+the detection of them. We were both fully occupied; I with the
+engravings; he with his lecture of the day&mdash;and we were both very
+silent, when we heard a loud ringing of the porter's bell. The baron at
+the same time looked at his watch, and resumed his pen. A note was then
+brought to him by his servant. It was read, and an answer given.</p>
+
+<p>"Say I will be there at four o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon, sir," said the servant, "but the prince's chasseur
+who gave me the note, desired me to add that the prince wished to see
+you immediately."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well, sir," answered the baron haughtily. "He has delivered his
+master's message&mdash;do you deliver mine. I am busy, very busy&mdash;and cannot
+see the prince till four o'clock. That is the answer."</p>
+
+<p>The servant knew his master, and left the room immediately.</p>
+
+<p>"These insufferable nobles!" exclaimed the baron; "they imagine that
+mankind was invented for their pleasure and amusement&mdash;to be their
+footballs. Does this man think we have nothing better to do than to
+humour his fancies, and attend to every ailment that waits upon his
+gross appetite. He makes a god of his belly, is punished for his
+idolatry, and then whines by the hour to his doctor."</p>
+
+<p>"Is he not ill, then?" I enquired.</p>
+
+<p>"He may be&mdash;but that is no reason why my students are to be neglected
+for a prince. He must come in his turn, with all the rest. I allow no
+distinctions in my practice. Suffering is suffering&mdash;the pain of the
+peasant is as acute as the smart of the king. Proceed with the drawings,
+Mr Walpole."</p>
+
+<p>In less than a quarter of an hour, there was a fresh disturbance. The
+servant knocked softly at the door, and entered timidly.</p>
+
+<p>"Here is a dirty woman at the gate, sir," began the man. "I have told
+her that you were engaged and couldn't speak to her, but she would not
+move until I had brought you this letter. She is a dirty creature, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you have said that once before," answered the baron taking the
+note&mdash;if a soiled strip of paper, with blots, erasures, and illegible
+characters may deserve that title. The baron endeavoured to read it; but
+failing, requested Fran&ccedil;ois to show the poor woman up.</p>
+
+<p>She appeared, and justified the repetition of Fran&ccedil;ois. She was indeed
+very far from being clean; she had scarcely a rag upon her back&mdash;and
+seemed, in every way, much distressed.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, my good woman," said the professor very tenderly, "tell me what
+it is you want, as quickly as you are able to do it, and I will help you
+if it be in my power."</p>
+
+<p>The woman, bursting into tears, proceeded to say that "she resided in
+the Quartier St Jacques&mdash;that her husband was a water-carrier."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_604" id="Page_604">[Pg 604]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"A what?" asked the professor quickly, as if he had missed the word.</p>
+
+<p>"A water-carrier, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Go on."</p>
+
+<p>That he had come from Auvergne&mdash;had fallen into a dreadful state of
+disease through want of nourishment and fuel during the winter&mdash;that he
+was now lying without a crust of bread or a particle of fire&mdash;and that
+she was sure he must die, leaving her and her children to be thrown into
+the world. She filled up her short narrative with many harrowing
+details, and finished by imploring the surgeon to come and save her
+husband if he could. "We will pay you, sir, all that we are able&mdash;if he
+gets to work again: and if he shouldn't, God, I am sure, will not listen
+to your prayers the less because you have helped the unfortunate and the
+poor."</p>
+
+<p>Before the woman had told her story, the cheeks of the baron were as
+pale as her own&mdash;his eyes scarcely less moist. He had put his hand to
+his pocket, and when the woman ceased&mdash;he drew it out again, and
+presented her with a crown-piece.</p>
+
+<p>"Go home," said he "with that. Buy bread and fuel. I will be at your
+lodging this afternoon."</p>
+
+<p>The woman was about to exclaim.</p>
+
+<p>"Not a syllable!" said her benefactor, preventing her. "If you thank me,
+I will do nothing for you. Go your ways now. I cannot accompany you&mdash;for
+you see I am very busy; but before the day is out, I will prescribe for
+your goodman.&mdash;Good-by to you&mdash;good-by."</p>
+
+<p>The woman went away without another word.</p>
+
+<p>Before she reached the bottom of the stairs, the baron spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Walpole&mdash;pray be kind enough to call her back!"</p>
+
+<p>She came.</p>
+
+<p>"You must not think me harsh now," proceeded the baron, by way of
+apology, "I did not wish to be so. I shall do all I can for you, and
+your husband will no doubt be soon quite well again. There, keep your
+spirits up, and go home and cheer the good fellow. I shall see you
+by-and-by&mdash;<i>Adieu, ma ch&egrave;re</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The professor continued his lecture; but not for five minutes before he
+appeared to be very uneasy at his work. He put his pen down, and sat for
+a time full of thought; then he rose and paced the room, and then took
+up his pen again; at last, he started from his chair and pulled the
+bell.</p>
+
+<p>"Fran&ccedil;ois," said he to the servant, "let the cabriolet be here
+immediately. Yes," he continued, as if speaking to himself, "it will be
+better to go at once; the man may be seriously ill. His life may be in
+danger. It can be done in an hour&mdash;there is plenty of time still for the
+lecture. We must go and see this poor fellow, Mr Walpole," added the
+professor, addressing me. "Come, you shall give me your opinion of the
+case."</p>
+
+<p>And the lecture and the engravings were neglected, and we dashed through
+the streets towards the Quartier St Jacques, with every chance of
+breaking our own necks as well as that of the spirited animal that flew
+before the whip of the excited practitioner.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said I to myself as we alighted, "it may be, Monsieur le Baron,
+as you state it, '<i>the pain of the peasant is as acute as the smart of a
+king</i>.' It is, however, very certain that you do not hold to the
+converse of the proposition."</p>
+
+<p>The water-carrier was in truth alarmingly ill, and he was not likely to
+remain so much longer, if left to himself; for it was already the
+eleventh hour with him. He was living in a filthy hole&mdash;lying on a bed
+of straw, without the commonest necessaries of life. The man had become
+diseased through want and confinement&mdash;that cause and origin of half the
+complaints to which the human frame is subject; lack of wholesome food
+and pure air. The baron perceived instantly that nothing could be done
+for the unhappy fellow in his present abode, and he therefore insisted
+upon his being removed at once to a <i>maison de sant&eacute;</i>.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't walk," said the man gruffly.</p>
+
+<p>"No, but you can be carried in a coach, I suppose," replied the baron in
+a similar tone, "if I wish it." "Let him be dressed," he continued,
+turning to the wife. "I will send a coach for him in half an hour&mdash;and
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_605" id="Page_605">[Pg 605]</a></span>
+take charge of him until he is better. That will buy you some bread for
+the present," and he gave another crown and hastened away. In the
+afternoon the baron attended the patient again at the <i>maison de sant&eacute;</i>.
+He ordered him a bath, and prescribed medicines. For a month he visited
+him daily; and he did not quit him until he was convalescent. Nor
+then&mdash;for upon the day of the poor fellow's discharge, he presented him
+with a horse and water-cart, and a purse containing five louis-d'or.</p>
+
+<p>"Take care of the money," said the charitable donor, "do not be
+extravagant. If you are ill&mdash;come to me always."</p>
+
+<p>The water-carrier&mdash;a bluff, sturdy fellow in his way&mdash;would have thanked
+the baron could he have kept quiet; but he stood roaring like a child,
+perfectly overcome with the kindness he had received. It was some months
+afterwards that Fran&ccedil;ois announced two visitors. When they appeared, I
+recognised my old acquaintance the water-carrier, grown hale and hearty,
+accompanied by a stranger, of the same condition in life as himself, and
+looking very ill.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Ah, mon ami</i>!" exclaimed the baron, shaking him by the hand, "how does
+the world use you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Look at me," answered the carrier&mdash;"just look at me."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay," said the baron. "Flesh enough upon you now! Who is your
+friend?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, it's about him I came! He is very ill, isn't he? He is a
+water-carrier, too. He was going to another doctor, but I wouldn't allow
+it. No, no&mdash;that wouldn't have been the thing after all you have done
+for me. I hope I know better. He is very bad, and hasn't got a sixpence
+in the world."</p>
+
+<p>I could not help smiling, at this original display of gratitude&mdash;and the
+baron laughed outright; his heart grew glad within him as he answered,
+pressing the honest carrier's hardy hand&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Right&mdash;right&mdash;quite right! <i>Mon enfant</i>, bring them all to me!"</p>
+
+<p>M'Linnie, who was not honoured by the baron's confidence, seemed to be
+well acquainted with his peculiarities. I mentioned to him his
+extraordinary treatment of the water-carriers, and attributed it all,
+without hesitation, to downright insanity.</p>
+
+<p>"Not that exactly," said Mac. "It is caprice, and the inconsistency of
+human nature. He is strongly attached to all <i>Auvergnats</i>, and to
+water-carriers in particular. His predilection that way is well known in
+Paris. Perhaps his father was a water-carrier&mdash;or his first love a girl
+from Auvergne. Who can tell what gave rise to the partiality in a mind
+that is full of bias and contradiction!"</p>
+
+<p>Contradiction indeed! I had remarked enough, and yet nothing at all in
+comparison with that which was to follow. Up to the present time I had
+been only puzzled and amused by the frolics and irregularities of the
+baron. I had yet to be staggered and confounded by the most palpable and
+barefaced act of inconsistency that ever lunatic conceived and executed.
+The winter and spring had passed, and summer came, placing our time more
+at our disposal. Summer is the dissector's long vacation. I permitted
+myself to take recreation, and to seek amusement in the many public
+resorts of this interesting capital. One morning I attended the baron at
+the hospital, and returned with him to his abode. We sat together for an
+hour, and I distinctly remember that on this occasion the unbeliever was
+even more witty than usual on the subject which he was ever ready to
+introduce, with, I am sorry to say, no better object than that of
+turning it into ridicule and contempt. I left him, irritated and annoyed
+at his behaviour, and tried to forget it in the crowds of people who
+were thronging the gay streets on one of the gayest mornings of the
+year. I hardly know why I directed my steps towards the <i>Place St
+Sulpice</i>, or why, having reached it, I lingered, gazing at the church
+which has its site there. I had a better reason for quitting it with
+precipitation; for whilst I stood musing, I became suddenly aware of the
+presence of my friend the baron. He did not see me, and I was not
+anxious to begin <i>de novo</i> the disagreeable discussion of the morning.
+As I turned away from the church, however, I looked instinctively back,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_606" id="Page_606">[Pg 606]</a></span>
+and was much surprised to behold the baron glancing very suspiciously
+about him, and appearing most anxious to avoid public observation. I was
+mentally debating whether such was really the fact, or whether the idea
+was suggested by my own clandestine movement, when to my unaffected
+astonishment the baron put an end to all doubt by making one rapid march
+towards the church, and then rushing in&mdash;looking neither to the right
+nor left&mdash;behind nor before him. This was truly too extraordinary a
+circumstance to witness without further enquiry. I immediately retraced
+my steps, and followed the atheist into the house, where surely <i>he</i>
+could have no lawful business to transact. If my surprise had been great
+without the sacred edifice, what was it within, and at that particular
+portion of it known by the designation of <i>the Chapel of the Virgin
+Mary</i>, at which I beheld, questioning my own senses, my unaccountable
+friend, this exceedingly erratic baron&mdash;upon his knees&mdash;in solemn
+prayer! Yes, kneeling in low humility, and praying audibly, with a
+devotion and an awful earnestness that could not be surpassed. He
+remained upon his knees, and he persevered in his prayers until the
+conclusion of the service, and then he bestowed his alms&mdash;performing all
+things with an expression of countenance and gravity of demeanour, such
+as I knew him to wear only at the table upon which he had achieved the
+most celebrated of his surgical victories.</p>
+
+<p>"Mad, mad!" I exclaimed aloud, "nothing short of it." Why, such glaring
+wholesale hypocrisy had not been committed since Satan first introduced
+the vice into Paradise. What atrocity, what barefaced blasphemy! It was
+the part of a Christian and a friend to attribute the extravagant
+proceedings of the baron to absolute insanity, and to nothing else; and
+I did so accordingly, alarmed for the safety of the unfortunate
+professor, and marvelling what unheard-of act would next be perpetrated,
+rendering it incumbent upon society to lock the lunatic up for life.
+Why, his lips were hardly relieved of the pollution which had fallen
+from them in my presence; and could he in his senses, with his reason
+not unhinged, dare to offend his Maker doubly by the mockery of such
+prayers as <i>he</i> could offer up! What was his motive&mdash;what his end? That
+he was anxious for concealment was evident. Had he courted observation,
+I might have supposed him actuated by some far-sighted scheme of policy;
+and yet his rash and straightforward temperament rendered him incapable
+of any stratagem whatever. No, no&mdash;look at the thing as I would, there
+was no accounting for this most perplexing anomaly except on the ground
+of mental infirmity. Alas, poor baron!</p>
+
+<p>When the service was at an end, I took up a position in the street near
+the church, in order to observe the next movement of the devotee, quite
+prepared for any thing that might happen. I was disappointed. The baron,
+looking very cheerful and very happy, made his appearance from the
+temple which he had so recently profaned, and walked steadily and
+quietly away. I followed him, and in the excitement of the moment was
+about to approach and accost him, when he suddenly turned into a narrow
+lane, and I lost sight of him.</p>
+
+<p>Before I saw the baron again, I had made up my mind to keep my own
+counsel, and to give him no hint of my having discovered and watched
+him. The reasons for silence were twofold. First, I hoped, by keeping my
+eye upon the professor, to learn more of his character than I yet knew;
+and, in the second place, I did not wish to be regarded as a spy by an
+individual of violent passions, whom I could not conscientiously
+consider responsible for his actions.</p>
+
+<p>It so happened that, on the evening of this very day, the baron held a
+<i>conversazione</i> in his rooms, to which the first people of Paris, both
+in rank and talent, were invited. I, who had the <i>entr&eacute;e</i>, was present
+of course, and I was likewise amongst the first of the arrivals. With
+me, the chief physician of the Hotel Dieu entered the <i>salon</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The surgeon and the physician shook hands; and, after a word or two, the
+latter asked abruptly&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"By the way, baron, what were you doing at St Sulpice this morning? I
+saw you quitting the church."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_607" id="Page_607">[Pg 607]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" said the baron, without changing colour or moving a muscle,
+although I blushed at his side to my very forehead; "Oh! a sick priest,
+placed under my care by the Duchess d'Angoul&ecirc;me&mdash;nothing more."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I could hardly believe that you had turned saint&mdash;that is the
+truth."</p>
+
+<p>"Not yet&mdash;not yet!" added the baron, laughing out. "This is to be the
+saint," he continued, tapping me on the shoulders. "St Walpole! That
+will look very fine in the calendar! However, my friend, if they attempt
+to canonize you whilst I live, I'll act the part of devil's advocate,
+and contest your right of admission, if it is only to punish you for
+your opposition to me in this world. So take care of yourself, and read
+up your divinity."</p>
+
+<p>And with these words the unmitigated hypocrite, chuckling at my apparent
+confusion, advanced to the door, and welcomed his crowding visitors.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the following day I repaired to St Sulpice&mdash;but I did not see the
+baron. I went again and again, with no better success. For a week I
+attended the service daily&mdash;still no baron. Afterwards I went twice
+a-week. At the end of two months I contented myself with one visit
+weekly&mdash;still no baron. I did not like to give up the watch. I could not
+tell <i>why</i> I felt sure of meeting with him again; yet so I felt, and I
+was curious to know how far he carried his madness, and what object he
+proposed to himself in the prosecution and indulgence of his monomania.
+Three months elapsed, and I was at length paid for my perseverance. For
+a second time I saw the baron enter the church&mdash;assist devoutly at the
+celebration of mass at the chapel of the Virgin Mary&mdash;repeat his
+prayers, and offer up his alms. There was the same solemnity of bearing
+during the ceremony, the same cheerful self-possession at its
+completion. A more methodical madness there could not be! I was
+determined this time not to lose sight of my gentleman, without
+obtaining at least a clue to his extraordinary behaviour. As soon as the
+service as over, he prepared for his departure. Before he could quit the
+church, however, I crossed it unperceived by him, and walked straight up
+to the sacristan.</p>
+
+<p>"Who is that gentleman?" I asked, pointing to the surgeon.</p>
+
+<p>"Monsieur F&mdash;&mdash;," he answered readily enough&mdash;so readily, that I hardly
+knew what to ask next. "A regular attendant, sir," the sacristan
+continued, in an impressive tone of approbation.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed!" said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay. I have been here twelve years next Easter, and four times regularly
+every year has monsieur come to hear this mass."</p>
+
+<p>"It is very strange!" I said, speaking to myself.</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," said the sacristan. "It is very natural, seeing that he is
+himself the <i>founder of it</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>Worse and worse! The inconsistency of the reviler of things sacred, was
+becoming more barefaced and unpardonable. "Let him taunt me again!" I
+exclaimed, walking homeward; "let him mock me for my weak and childish
+notions, as he calls them, and attempt to be facetious at the expense of
+all that is holy, and good, and consolatory in life. Let him attempt it,
+and I will annihilate him with a word!" When, however, I grew more
+collected, I began to understand how, by such proceeding, I might shoot
+very wide of my mark, and give my friend an advantage after all. He had
+explained his presence at the church to his colleague by attributing it
+to a visit paid to a sick priest there. He should have no opportunity to
+prevaricate if I once challenged him. Now, he might have the effrontery
+to deny what I had seen with my own eyes, and could swear to. By lying
+in wait for him again, and accosting him whilst he was in the very act
+of perpetrating his solemn farce, I should deprive him of all power of
+evasion and escape. And so I determined it should be.</p>
+
+<p>In the meanwhile I kept my own counsel, and we went on as usual. I
+learned from the sacristan when the baron was next expected at the mass,
+and, until that day, did not present myself again at the Place St
+Sulpice. Before that time arrived, there arose a touching incident,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_608" id="Page_608">[Pg 608]</a></span>
+which, as leading to important consequences, deserves especial notice.</p>
+
+<p>It was growing late one evening of this same summer&mdash;the surgeon was
+fatigued with the labours of the day&mdash;I was on the point of leaving
+him&mdash;he of retiring to rest, when Fran&ccedil;ois announced a stranger. An old
+man appeared. He was short, and very thin; his cheeks were pale&mdash;his
+hair hoary. Benignity beamed in his countenance, on which traces of
+suffering lingered, not wholly effaced by piety and resignation. There
+was an air of sweetness and repose about the venerable stranger, that at
+the first sight gained your respect, if not regard. When he entered the
+apartment he bowed with ceremony&mdash;and then waited timidly for
+countenance from the baron.</p>
+
+<p>"What is the matter with you?" asked the surgeon roughly.</p>
+
+<p>"Allow me to be seated," said the stranger, drawing his breath with
+difficulty, and speaking with a weak and tremulous voice. "I am very
+tired."</p>
+
+<p>The baron, as if rebuked, rose instantly, and gave his visitor a chair.</p>
+
+<p>"I am very old," continued the latter, "and my poor legs are weary."</p>
+
+<p>"What ails you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Permit me," said the stranger. "I am the priest of a small village very
+far from Paris."</p>
+
+<p>"Humph!" ejaculated the surgeon.</p>
+
+<p>"Two years ago I had a swelling in my neck, which the doctor of our
+village thought of no importance; but it burst at last, and for a long
+time I was kept to my bed a useless idle man. With four parishes and no
+assistant; there lay a heavy weight upon my conscience&mdash;but God is good,
+sir"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Show me your throat!" exclaimed the baron, interrupting him.</p>
+
+<p>"And my people, too," proceeded the old man, preparing to obey the
+surgeon's command&mdash;"my people were very considerate and kind. When I got
+a little better, they offered, in order to lighten my labours, to come
+to one church every Sunday. But it was not fair, sir. They are working
+men, and have much to do, and Sunday is their only day of rest. It was
+not right that so many should resign their comfort for the sake of one;
+and I could not bear to think of it."</p>
+
+<p>All this was uttered with such perfect natural simplicity, that it was
+impossible not to feel at once great interest in the statement of the
+speaker. My attention was riveted. Not so the baron's, who answered with
+more impatience than he had ever used towards the water-carriers&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Come to the point, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I was coming, sir," replied the old priest mildly; "I trust I don't
+fatigue you. Whilst I was in doubt as to what it was best to do, a
+friend strongly recommended me to come to Paris, and to consult you. It
+was a thing to consider, sir. A long journey, and a great expense! We
+have many poor in our district, and it is not lawful to cast away money
+that rightfully belongs to them. But, when I became reduced as you see
+me, I could not regard the money as thrown away on such an errand; and
+so I came. I arrived only an hour ago, and have not delayed an instant."</p>
+
+<p>The surgeon, affecting not to listen to the plaintive recital of the
+priest, proceeded very carefully to examine his disease. It was an
+alarming one; indeed, of so aggravated a character, that it was
+astonishing to see the sufferer alive after all that he must have
+undergone in its progress.</p>
+
+<p>"This disease must kill you," said the baron&mdash;brutally, I thought,
+considering the present condition of the man, his distance from home,
+friends, and all the natural ties that render calamity less frightful
+and insupportable. I would gladly have said a word to soften the pain
+which the baron had inflicted; but it would have been officious, and
+might have given offence.</p>
+
+<p>The old priest, however, expressed no anxiety or regret upon hearing the
+verdict pronounced against him. With a firm and quiet hand he replaced
+the bandages, and he then drew a coarse bag from his pocket, from which
+he extracted a five franc piece.</p>
+
+<p>"This is," he said calmly, "a very trifling fee, indeed, for the opinion
+of so celebrated a surgeon; but, as I have told you, sir, the
+necessities of my poor are great. I cannot afford to spend more upon
+this worthless carcass. I an very grateful to you for your candour, sir.
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_609" id="Page_609">[Pg 609]</a></span>
+It will be my own fault now, if I die unprepared."</p>
+
+<p>"It is the profession of a priest," said the baron, "to affect stoicism.
+You do not feel it."</p>
+
+<p>"I do not, sir," replied the man respectfully. "I did not hear the awful
+truth you just now told me as a stoic would. Pardon me for saying, that
+it might have been communicated less harshly and abruptly to a weak old
+man; I do not wish to speak offensively."</p>
+
+<p>The baron blushed for shame.</p>
+
+<p>"I am a human being, sir," continued the priest, "and must feel as other
+men. Death is a terrible abyss between earth and heaven; but the land is
+not the less lovely beyond it."</p>
+
+<p>"You speak as you were taught?" said the baron.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"And as you teach?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"And you profess to feel all this?"</p>
+
+<p>"I profess to be a humble minister of Christ&mdash;imperfect enough, Heaven
+knows, sir! I ask your pardon for complaining at your words. They did
+not shock me very much. How should they, when I came expecting them?
+Farewell, sir; I will return to Auvergne, and die in the midst of my
+people."</p>
+
+<p>"Stay!" exclaimed the baron, touched and softened by the one magical
+word. "Come back! I admire your calmness&mdash;I respect your powers of
+endurance. Can you trust them to the end?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am frail, and very weak, sir," replied the priest. "I would bear much
+to save my life. I do not wish to die. I have many things unfinished
+yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Listen to me. There is but one means of saving you; and mark&mdash;that
+perhaps may fail&mdash;a long, painful, and, it may be, unsuccessful
+operation. Are you prepared to run the risk?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is there a chance, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;but a remote one. Were I the priest of Auvergne I would take that
+chance."</p>
+
+<p>"It is enough, sir," said the old man. "Let it be done. I will undergo
+it, with the help of God, as their pastor should, for the sake of my
+dear children in Auvergne."</p>
+
+<p>The baron sat at his desk, and wrote a few lines&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Present this note," said he, "at the <i>Salle St Agnes</i> in the <i>Hotel
+Dieu</i>. Go at once. The sisters there will take care that you want for
+nothing. Take rest for a day or two, and I will see what afterwards may
+be done for you."</p>
+
+<p>The priest thanked the baron many times for his kindness&mdash;bowed
+respectfully, and retired. The free-thinking surgeon sat for a few
+minutes after his departure, silent and thoughtful.</p>
+
+<p>"Happy man!" he exclaimed at last, sighing as the words escaped him.</p>
+
+<p>"Happy, sir?" said I enquiringly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes! happy, Mr Walpole. False and fabulous as the system is on which he
+builds, is he not to be envied for the faith that buoys him up so well
+through the great sea of trouble, as your poet justly calls this
+pitiable world! Could one <i>purchase</i> this all-powerful faith, what price
+would be too dear for such an acquisition? Who would not give all that
+he possesses here to grasp that hope and anchor?"</p>
+
+<p>"And yet, sir, you might have it. The gift is freely offered, and you
+spurn it."</p>
+
+<p>"No such thing!" replied the surgeon hastily. "I may <span class='smcap'>not</span> have it. This
+weak yet amiable priest is content to take for granted what every
+rational mind rejects without fair proofs. He receives as a postulate
+that which I must have demonstrated. I try to solve the problem, and the
+first links of the argument lead to an absurdity."</p>
+
+<p>"The weak man, then, has reason to be thankful?" said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay! I grant you that. He cannot tell how much!"</p>
+
+<p>"How differently, sir, do things appear to different men! The very
+endurance of this old man, founded as it is upon his faith, is to me
+proof sufficient of the truth and heavenly origin of that faith."</p>
+
+<p>"You talk, Mr Walpole, like a schoolboy, who knows nothing of religion
+out of his catechism&mdash;and nothing of the world beyond his school walls.
+If the ability to bear calamity with fortitude shall decide the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_610" id="Page_610">[Pg 610]</a></span>
+genuineness of the creed, there is your North American Indian or Hindoo
+nearer to truth and heaven than the Christian. So much for your '<i>proof
+sufficient</i>' as you term it."</p>
+
+<p>This discussion, like all the rest, for all useful purposes ended as it
+began, leaving us both just where it had found us&mdash;our tempers rather
+than our views suffering in the conflict. Two or three times I was
+tempted to rattle out a volley of indignation at his amazing and
+unparalleled effrontery, and of calling him to account for his
+turpitude; but my better judgment withheld me, bidding me reserve my
+blows until they should fall unerringly and fatally upon his defenceless
+head.</p>
+
+<p>In the meanwhile the good old priest carried his mild and resigned
+spirit with him into the hospital. He was received with kindness, and
+treated with especial care, chiefly on account of the recommendation of
+the baron, who was interested in the unfortunate pastor to a greater
+extent than he cared to acknowledge. The day for the
+operation&mdash;postponed from time to time&mdash;at length arrived. It was
+performed. The process was long and painful, but the patient never
+uttered a complaint: his cries were wrung from him in the extremity of
+torture and physical helplessness. The result was successful. One knew
+not which to admire most&mdash;the Christian magnanimity of the patient, or
+the triumphant skill of the operator: both were perfect. When the
+anxious scene was over, the surgeon shook the priest by the hand
+tenderly and encouragingly, and with his handkerchief wiped the
+sweat-drops from his aged brow. He saw him afterwards carefully removed
+to his bed, and for half an hour watched at his side, until, exhausted,
+the sufferer fell to sleep. During the slow recovery of the invalid,
+<i>his</i> bed was the first visited by the surgeon in his daily rounds. He
+lingered there long after his services were needed, and listened with
+the deepest attention to the accounts which the priest gave of his mode
+of life, and of the condition of his dear flock, far away in Auvergne.
+When at length the convalescent man was able to quit his bed, the baron,
+to the surprise of all who knew him, would take him by the arm, and give
+him his support, as the enfeebled creature walked slowly up and down the
+ward. It was the feeling act of an affectionate son. Then the surgeon
+made eager enquiries, which the priest as eagerly answered; and they
+grew as friendly as though they had been well acquainted from their
+infancy. Weeks passed away; the priest was at last discharged, cured;
+and, with prayers mingling with tears of gratitude, he took leave of his
+benefactor, and returned in joy to his native village.</p>
+
+<p>It was exactly a week after his departure, that the day arrived upon
+which the sacristan led me to expect a meeting with the baron at the
+church of Saint Sulpice. Resolved to confront this incarnation of
+contradiction at the very scene of his unseemly vagaries, I did not fail
+to be punctual. As I entered the street, I espied the baron a few yards
+before me, walking briskly towards the entrance of the sacred building.
+I followed him. He hurried into the church, and took his accustomed
+place. I kept close upon him; and, with a fluttering heart, seated
+myself at his side. My cheek burned with nervous agitation, but I did
+not look towards my adversary. His eye, however, was upon me. I felt it,
+and was sensible of his steady, long, and, as it seemed, passionless
+gaze. He did not move, or betray any symptom of surprise. As on the
+previous occasions, he proceeded solemnly to prayer; and when the
+ceremony was completed, he, as usual, offered up his alms. As the
+service drew to its close, my own anxiety became intense, and my
+situation almost insupportable. He rose&mdash;I did the same;&mdash;he walked
+leisurely away&mdash;I, giddy with excitement reeled after him. I was not to
+be shaken from my purpose, and I accosted him on the church's threshold.</p>
+
+<p>"Baron!" I exclaimed.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Walpole!" he replied, perfectly unmoved.</p>
+
+<p>"I am surprised to see you here, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"You are <span class='smcap'>not</span>," answered the baron, still most placidly; "you came
+expressly to meet me; you have been here twice before. Why do you desire
+to hide that fact? Can a Christian, Mr Walpole, play the hypocrite as
+well as other men?"</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_611" id="Page_611">[Pg 611]</a></span></p>
+<p>"I cannot understand you," I said, bewildered by his imperturbable
+coolness; "you laugh at religion&mdash;you mock me for respecting it, and yet
+you come here for prayer. You do not believe in God, and you assist
+devoutly at mass!"</p>
+
+<p>"It is a lovely morning, Mr Walpole&mdash;we have half an hour to spare&mdash;give
+me your arm!"</p>
+
+<p>Perfectly puzzled and confounded by the collected manner of the baron, I
+placed my arm mechanically in his, and suffered him to conduct me
+whethersoever he would. We walked in silence for some distance, passed
+into the meanest quarter of the city, and reached a miserable and
+squalid street. The baron pointed to the most wretched house in the
+lane, and bade me direct my eye especially to its sixth story.</p>
+
+<p>"Mark it well," said he, "you see a window there to which a line is
+fixed with recently washed linen?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do," I answered.</p>
+
+<p>"In the room&mdash;the small close hole to which that window hardly brings
+air and light, I passed months of my life. The mass at which you have
+three times watched me, is connected with it, and with occurrences that
+had their rise there. I was the occupant of that garret&mdash;it seems but
+yesterday since I wanted bread there."</p>
+
+<p>The surgeon was unmanned. He kept his eye upon the melancholy window
+until emotion blinded it, and permitted him to see no longer. He stood
+transfixed for a second or two, and then spoke quickly.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Walpole, poverty is horrible! I have courage for any extremity but
+that. Pain I have borne&mdash;shrieks and moans I have listened to unmoved,
+whilst I stood by labouring to remove them; but when I recall the
+moments in which I have languished for a crust of bread, and known
+mankind to be my enemy&mdash;as though, being poor, I was a felon&mdash;all hearts
+steeled against me&mdash;All hearts, did I say?" added the speaker suddenly
+checking himself&mdash;"I lie; had it been so, I should not have been here to
+tell the tale."</p>
+
+<p>The baron paused, and then resumed.</p>
+
+<p>"High as the rank is, Mr Walpole, to which I have attained; brilliant as
+my career has been, and I acknowledge my success with gratitude&mdash;believe
+me, there is not a famished wretch who crawls through the sinks of this
+overgrown metropolis, that suffers more than I have suffered, has
+bitterer hours than I have undergone. In this city of splendour and
+corruption, at whose extremes are experienced the most exquisite
+enjoyment and the most crushing and bitter endurance, I have passed
+through trials which have before now overborne and killed the stoutest
+hearts, and would have annihilated mine, but for the unselfish love of
+him whose business took me to the church this day. Misery, in all its
+aggravated forms, has been mine. Want of money&mdash;of necessary
+clothing&mdash;hunger&mdash;thirst; such things have been familiar to me. In that
+room, and in the depth of the hard winter, I have for hours given warmth
+to my benumbed fingers with the breath which absolute want enabled me to
+draw only with difficulty and pain."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it possible!" I involuntarily exclaimed.</p>
+
+<p>"You believe that human strength is unequal to such demands. It is
+natural to think so; and yet I speak the truth. My parents, Mr Walpole,
+humble and poor, but good and loving, sent me to Paris with all the
+money they could afford for my education. I was ambitious, and deemed it
+more than enough for my purpose. When half my time was spent here,
+unhappily for me both father and mother were carried off by a malignant
+fever. It was heavy blow, and threatened my destruction; threatened it,
+however, but for a moment. I had determined to arrive at eminence; and
+when does the determination give way in the breast of him who feels and
+knows his power equal to his aim? I had a brother, to whom I wrote,
+telling him of my situation, and asking him for the loan of a few
+louis-d'or until my studies were completed, when I promised to repay the
+debt with interest. He sent me the quarter of the sum for which I had
+begged, with a long cold letter of remonstrance, bidding me give up my
+profession, and apply myself to the humbler pursuits of my family. I
+returned to my brother both money and letter, and the day on which I did
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_612" id="Page_612">[Pg 612]</a></span>
+so saw me without a meal. I had not a farthing in the world. Had not a
+woman who lodged in a room below given me a crust of bread, I must have
+committed crime to assuage the cries of nature. How I existed for days,
+I no longer remember. But I remember well hearing of a rich nobleman,
+renowned for his wealth and piety, and for all the virtues which the
+world confers upon the possessor of vast estates. In a moment of
+enthusiasm and mistaken reliance, I sat down and penned a petition to
+this great personage. I spoke as an intellectual man to an intellectual
+man; as one working his difficult way through obscurity and trouble to
+usefulness and honour&mdash;and requiring only a few crumbs from the rich
+man's table to be at ease, and happy at his toil. I begged in abject
+humility for those crumbs, and received a lying and cold-blooded excuse
+instead of them. I crouched at his gate with a spirit worn by anxiety
+and apprehension, and his slaves hunted me away from it. You have passed
+through that same gate with me; you were witness of my triumph at the
+bedside of his child!"</p>
+
+<p>"You mean his excellency&mdash;the operation?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do."</p>
+
+<p>"How little the rich," said I, "know of the misery, the privations,
+endured by those who in poverty acquire the knowledge that is to benefit
+mankind so largely. How ignorant are they of their trials!"</p>
+
+<p>"If you would know of the ignorance, the folly, and the vice of the
+rich," proceeded the baron, always at home upon this his favourite
+subject, "you must listen to an endless tale. Ever willing and eager to
+detract from the merits of the man of science, and to attribute to him
+the assumption of powers beyond human grasp&mdash;and ever striving to drag
+down the results of his long and patient study to the level of their own
+brutish ignorance&mdash;they are made the sport, the tools, and playthings of
+every charlatan and trickster, as they should be. You shall be
+satisfied, Mr Walpole, when you see the men who treat you with scorn and
+contumely, pulled like puppets by a wire, and made to dance to any tune
+the piper listeth. Hope nothing from the rich."</p>
+
+<p>"And from the poor, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Every thing," said the baron, almost solemnly. "From their hearts shall
+spring the gratitude that will cheer you in your course, and solace you
+in your gloom. Fame, and the grateful attachment of my humble friends,
+have furnished me with a victory which the gold of the king could not
+purchase. But we forget Saint Sulpice. I am not a hypocrite, as you
+judge me, Mr Walpole. Be witness yourself if my presence there this day
+has proved me one. Refused and cast away by this nobleman, I had nothing
+to do but to dispose for a trifle of a few articles of linen which were
+still in my possession. I sold them for a song, and believing failure to
+be impossible, still struggled on. In that room I dwelt, living for days
+upon nothing richer than bread and water, and regarding my little money
+with the agony of a miser, as every demand diminished the small store.
+From morn till night I laboured. I almost passed my life amongst the
+dead. Well was it for me, as it proved, that my necessities drove me to
+the dead-house to forget hunger, and obtain eleemosynary warmth.
+Dismissed at dusk from this temporary home, I returned to the garret for
+my crust, and carried the book which I had borrowed to the common
+passage of the house, from whose dim lamp I received the glimmer that
+served me to read, and to sustain the incensed ambitious spirit that
+would not quell within me. The days glanced by quicker than the
+lightning. I could not read enough; I could not acquire knowledge
+sufficient, in that brief interval of days, between the acquisition of
+my little wealth and the spending of my last farthing. The miserable
+moment came. I was literally penniless, and without the means of
+realizing any thing. For a week I retained possession of my room through
+the charity of my landlord, and I was furnished with two loaves by a
+good fellow who lived in the same house, and who proffered his
+assistance so kindly, so generously, and well, that I received his
+benefaction only that I might not give him pain by a refusal. The second
+week of charity had already begun, when, entering my cold and hapless
+room in my return from the hospital, I was detained at the door by
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_613" id="Page_613">[Pg 613]</a></span>
+hearing my name pronounced in a loud and angry tone. I listened with a
+sickening earnestness and recognized the voice of my landlord and that
+of the good neighbour in high discussion. Something had been said which
+much offended the latter; for the words which I caught from him were
+those of remonstrance and reproach.</p>
+
+<p>"'For shame, for shame!' said he, 'you have children of your own, and
+they may need a friend one day. Think of them before you do so hard a
+thing.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I do think of them,' replied the landlord sharply; 'and, that they
+mayn't starve, I must keep my matters straight.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Give him another week or two. You will not feel it. I'll undertake to
+<i>keep</i> him. It isn't much, Heaven knows! that I can do for him; but at a
+pinch, man should make shift for man. Say you'll do it!'</p>
+
+<p>"'I have told you he must go. I do not say one thing and mean another.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes, you do, Lagarde,' continued the persevering lodger. 'You say your
+prayers daily and tell Heaven how thankful you are for all it does for
+you. Now, <i>that</i> you cannot mean, if you turn a helpless brother from
+your doors, who must die of want if you and I desert him. Come, think
+again of it. Recollect how the poor lad works&mdash;how he is striving and
+striving day after day. He will do well at last, and pay us back for
+all.'</p>
+
+<p>"There was no doubt as to the individual&mdash;the subject of this argument.
+He stood listening to his doom, and far, far more grateful to the good
+creature who pleaded his cause than distressed by the obstinacy which
+pronounced his banishment. I was not kept long in suspense. I retreated
+to my den, and sat down in gloomy despair. A loud knock at the door
+roused me, and the indignant pride which possessed me melted at once
+into humility and love when I beheld the faithful Sebastian&mdash;my
+sympathizing neighbour.</p>
+
+<p>"'You are to go,' he said bluntly; 'you are to leave this house
+to-morrow.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I know it,' I answered; 'I am prepared to go this instant.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And whither?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Into the street,' said I; 'any where&mdash;it matters not.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh yes! it matters much,' replied my visitor; 'it would not matter to
+me, or to your landlord. We are but day-labourers, whom nobody would
+miss. You have great things before you: you will do, if you are not
+crushed on the way. I am sure of it, and you shall not be deserted.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What do you mean?' I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"'Listen to me. Don't be offended. I am a poor man, and an ignorant one;
+but I respect learning, and feel for the distressed. You leave this
+house to-morrow; so do I. You seem to have no friends; I am friendless
+too. I am a foundling. I never knew either father or mother. I am a
+water-carrier, and I come from Auvergne. That is my history. Why should
+we not seek a lodging together? You don't regret leaving this place; no
+more do I. I won't disturb you. You shall study as long as you like, and
+have me to talk to when you are tired: that is&mdash;if it is quite
+agreeable, and you won't be ashamed of me.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You know,' said I, 'that I am in a state of beggary.'</p>
+
+<p>"'I know,' he answered, 'that you are not flush of capital just now; but
+I have a little in my pocket, and can work for more. If you are not too
+proud to borrow a trifle from me now, I sha'n't be too proud to have it
+back again when you get rich. Don't let me prate, for I am rough and
+unhandy at it; but give me your hand like an honest man, and say,
+"Sebastian, I will do as you wish me.'"</p>
+
+<p>"My heart glowed with a streaming fire, and I grasped the extended palm
+of my preserver. 'Sebastian,' I exclaimed, 'I will do as you wish me. I
+will do more. I will make you independent. I will slave to make you
+happy. It can be done&mdash;I feel it can&mdash;and you may trust me.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You'll do your best, I know,' he answered; 'and you'll do wonders, or
+I am much mistaken.'</p>
+
+<p>"Upon the following morning we wandered through the city, and before
+nightfall obtained shelter. To this unselfish creature, and to the
+sacrifices which he made for me, I owe every thing. We had been together
+but a few days when he drew from me a statement of my position and
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_614" id="Page_614">[Pg 614]</a></span>
+future prospects&mdash;drew it with a delicacy and tenderness that looked
+lovely indeed from beneath his ragged robes. Now this poor fellow, like
+me&mdash;like all of us&mdash;had his ambition, and a darling object in the far
+distance to attain. He had for months stinted himself of many comforts,
+that he might add weekly to a sum which he had saved for the purchase of
+a horse and water-cart. He was already master of a few hundred francs;
+and his earnings, small as they were, permitted him to keep up the hope
+which had supported him through many hardships. No sooner, however, did
+he gather from my words the extent of my necessities, than he determined
+to forego the dearest wish of his life in order to secure my advancement
+and success. I remonstrated with him; but I might as well have spoken to
+stone. He would not suffer me to speak; but threatened, if I refused
+him, to throw his bag of savings without delay into the <i>Seine</i>. I
+ceased to oppose him, accepted his noble offer, and vowed to devote
+myself from that time forward to the raising up of my deliverer. The
+money of Sebastian supplied me with books, enabled me to pass my
+examinations. Be sure I did not slacken in my exertions. Idleness was
+fraud while the sweat from the brow of the water-carrier poured so
+freely for my sake. I revered him as a father, not before I had myself
+become the object of his affections&mdash;the recipient of the love which he
+had never been conscious of before, foundling that he was, and without
+another human tie! He grew proud of me, prouder and prouder every day&mdash;I
+must be well dressed&mdash;I must want for nothing; no, though he himself
+wanted all things. He was assured of my future eminence, and this was
+enough for him; and my spirit well responded to his own. I knew my
+capacity; I felt my strength. I was aware of the ability that floated in
+the world, and did not fear to bring my own amongst it. What could a
+mind undertake from which mine would shrink? What application could be
+demanded to which I was not equal&mdash;prepared&mdash;eager to submit? Where lay
+my difficulty? I saw none: or if I did for an instant, it was
+exterminated before the imperious resolution I had formed to exalt and
+enrich my beloved and loving benefactor. Tender as a parent to me, this
+incomparable man was at the same time diligent and attentive as a
+domestic. He would permit me to do nothing to impede the easy and
+natural course of study. He shamed me by his affectionate assiduity, but
+silenced me ever by referring to the <i>Future</i>, when he looked, he
+confessed, for a repayment for all his care and love. What could I say
+of do in answer to this appeal? What but reiterate the vow which I had
+taken, never to desert him, and to fight my way upwards that he might
+share the glory he had earned. A day arrived when I was compelled for a
+time to leave him; for I had been received as <i>interne</i> at the Hotel
+Dieu. It was hard parting, especially for the poor water-carrier, who
+dreaded losing sight of me for ever. I gave him an assurance of my
+constancy; and consoled him by the information that another and last
+examination yet awaited me, for which a certain sum of money would be
+required. He promised to have it ready by the hour, and conjured me to
+take all care of myself&mdash;and to learn to love religion; for I must tell
+you, Sebastian was a pious man&mdash;a conscientious Christian.</p>
+
+<p>"Once at the hospital, I sought profitable employment, and obtained it.
+In the course of a few months I had earned a sum&mdash;dearer, more valuable
+to me than all I have since acquired. It was insignificant in itself,
+but it purchased for my Sebastian his long wished-for treasure&mdash;the
+horse and water-cart. I took it to him; and when I approached him, I had
+not a word to say, for my grateful heart was in my throat strangling my
+utterance. He threw his arms about my neck, cried, laughed, thanked,
+scolded, blessed, and reproached me, all in the wildness and delirium of
+his delight. 'Why did you do it?' said he, 'oh it was kind and loving
+in you!&mdash;very kind and foolish&mdash;and wrong, and generous, and
+extravagant&mdash;dear, good, naughty boy! I am very angry with you; but I
+love you for it dearly. How you are getting on! I knew you would. I said
+so from the first. You will do wonders&mdash;you will be rich at last. You
+want no man's help&mdash;you have done it all yourself.'</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_615" id="Page_615">[Pg 615]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"'No, Sebastian!' I exclaimed, 'you have done it for me.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't deceive me&mdash;don't flatter me,' he answered. 'I have been able to
+do very little for you&mdash;not half what I wished. You would have been
+great without me. I have looked upon you, and loved you as my own boy,
+and all that was selfishness.'</p>
+
+<p>"We dined and spent the evening of the day together. Life has had no
+hours like those before or since. They were real, fresh,
+substantial&mdash;such as youth remembers vividly when death and suffering
+have shaken the foundations of the world, and covered the past with
+mistiness and cloud. The excitement of the time, or the privations of
+former years&mdash;or I know not what&mdash;threw the good Sebastian shortly after
+this day upon a bed of sickness. He never rose from it again. He was not
+rewarded as he should have been for all his sacrifices&mdash;for all the love
+he had expended upon his grateful foster-child. He did not live to
+witness my success&mdash;he did not see the completion of the work he had
+begun. In spite of all my efforts to save his precious life, he sank,
+and drew his latest breath in these devoted arms. I lost more than a
+father."</p>
+
+<p>The baron paused, his lips were borne down by a tremulous motion: he
+took my arm, and urged me gently from the spot. We walked for some
+distance in silence. Collecting himself again, he proceeded:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Sebastian, as I have told you, was a pious man. In truth, his faith was
+boundless. He worshipped and adored the Virgin Mary as he would have
+loved his own natural mother, had he known her. He was aware of my
+unbelief, and had often spoken to me on the subject as a father might,
+in accents of entreaty and regret. Whilst he was ill he gave me all the
+money he had, and earnestly requested me to spare nothing to secure for
+him the consolations of the Church. I obeyed him. I caused masses to be
+said for him. I procured for him the visits of his priest. I left
+nothing undone to give him peace and joy. Would it not have been
+monstrous had I acted otherwise? He was morbidly anxious for the future:
+he, righteous man, who was as pure in spirit, as guileless, as an
+infant! I alone followed him to the grave; and after I had seen his
+sacred dust consigned to earth, I crawled home with a heart almost
+broken with its grief. I hid myself in my room for the day; and before I
+quitted it again, devised a mode of testifying my gratitude to the
+departed&mdash;one most acceptable to his wishes, had he lived to express
+them. I remembered that he had neither friend nor relation&mdash;that I lived
+his representative. He had spoken during his illness of the masses which
+are said for the repose of the souls of the dead&mdash;spoken of them with a
+solemn belief as to their efficacy and power. His gentle humanity
+forbade his imposing upon me as a duty that which I might not easily
+perform. My course was clear. I saved money sufficient for the purpose,
+and then I founded the masses which are celebrated four times yearly in
+the church of Saint Sulpice. The fulfilment of his pious desire, is the
+only offering I can make to the memory of my dear foster-father. Upon
+the days on which the masses are said I attend, and in his name repeat
+the prayers that are required. This is all that a man with my opinions
+can undertake; and this is no hypocrisy, nor can the Omniscient&mdash;if that
+great spirit of nature be indeed capable of human passions&mdash;feel anger
+at the act, when I solemnly declare that all I have on earth&mdash;and more
+than I could wish of earthly happiness&mdash;I would this instant barter for
+the meek inviolable faith of Jean Sebastian."</p>
+
+<p>The words were spoken at the door of the baron's residence, which we had
+already reached. My hand was in that of the speaker. He had taken it in
+the act of wishing me farewell. I grasped his palm affectionately, and
+answered&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Why then, my friend, should you not possess this enviable blessing?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because I cannot struggle against conviction: because <i>faith</i> is not
+subject to the <i>will</i>: because I know too little and too much: because I
+cannot grasp a shadow, or palpably discern by day an evanescent, albeit
+a lovely, dream of night. These are my reasons. Let us dismiss the
+subject."</p>
+
+<p>And the subject <i>was</i> dismissed never to be taken up again. From this
+time forward, our theological disputations ceased. The baron forbore his
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_616" id="Page_616">[Pg 616]</a></span>
+wit, and the good Cause was spared my feeble advocacy. Whether the baron
+suspected that, after all, there might be inconsistency in continuing to
+laugh at all religion whilst he persevered in visiting the church, or
+whether the seeds of a new and better growth of things began already to
+take root within him, I cannot take upon me to decide. To my relief and
+comfort, the solemn argument was never again profaned by ribaldry and
+unbecoming mirth; and, to my unfeigned delight, the teacher and the
+pupil were without one let or hinderance to their perfect sympathy and
+friendship.</p>
+
+<p>A year has elapsed since, in the manner shown, I received the key to so
+many of the baron's seeming inconsistencies&mdash;when, as we were passing
+one morning into the <i>Salle St Agnes</i> at the <i>Hotel Dieu</i>, we were
+surprised to find, standing at the door of the ward&mdash;the venerable and
+humble minister of Auvergne. His face brightened at the approach of the
+baron, and he bowed respectfully in greeting him.</p>
+
+<p>"What brings you here again, old friend?" enquired the surgeon; "no
+relapse, I trust?"</p>
+
+<p>"Gratitude," replied the priest. A large basket was on his arm&mdash;his
+shoes were covered with dust&mdash;he had journeyed far on foot. "It is a
+year since I left this roof with my life restored to me, under God's
+blessing, by you. I could not let the anniversary slip away without
+paying you a visit, and bringing you a trifling present. It is scarcely
+worth your acceptance&mdash;but it is the best my grateful heart can offer,
+and I though you would receive it kindly. A few chickens from the
+poultry-yard, and a little fruit from the orchard."</p>
+
+<p>The baron received the gift with a better grace than I had seen him
+accept a much handsomer fee. He invited the priest to his house,
+detained him there for some hours, and dismissed him with many presents
+for the poor amongst his flock at Auvergne.</p>
+
+<p>And thus stood matters when the last stroke of my two years was sounded,
+and I was summoned home. I left the baron, need I say, with real regret;
+he was not pleased at my departure. I engaged to write to him, and to
+pay another visit to Paris as soon as my affairs permitted me. I have
+never trode French soil since; I never saw the baron afterwards. My
+curiosity, however, did not suffer me to be in ignorance of my friend's
+proceedings; and what I have now to add is gathered from a
+communication, received shortly after the baron's death, from his
+faithful and attached <i>Fran&ccedil;ois</i>.</p>
+
+<p>For seven years the priest came annually with his gifts to the Hotel
+Dieu, and on each occasion was the baron's visitor; at first for a day
+or two, but afterwards for a week&mdash;and then longer still. During the
+second visitation, it was discovered that the minister was related
+distantly to the baron's former friend <i>Sebastian</i>. As soon as this was
+known, the surgeon offered the good man a home and an annuity. The
+former he modestly declined: the latter he accepted, distributing it in
+alms amongst the needy who abounded in his parish. The surgeon and the
+priest became great friends and frequent correspondents. The temper of
+the baron altered. He grew less morose&mdash;less violent&mdash;less
+self-indulgent&mdash;less bigoted. He reconciled a proper respect for the
+rich with a feeling regard for the poor. He became the pupil of the
+simple priest, and profited by his instruction and example. Seven years
+after my departure from Paris, the baron fell ill&mdash;and the priest of
+Auvergne, summoned to his bedside, ministered there, and gave his
+blessing to a meek, obedient child. He died, and the priest, shedding
+tears of sorrow and of joy commingled, closed his glassy eyes. What
+passed between them in his latest moments may not be repeated.
+<i>Fran&ccedil;ois</i> heard but a sentence as he knelt at his master's pillow. It
+was amongst the last he uttered.</p>
+
+<p>"Fran&ccedil;ois, love the Auvergnats: they have saved your poor master&mdash;body
+and soul!"</p>
+
+<p>That body was borne to the grave by the students of the <i>Hotel
+Dieu</i>&mdash;the greyheaded priest following in the train; and the
+<i>soul</i>&mdash;Heaven in its infinite mercy hath surely not forgotten.</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_28_28" id="Footnote_28_28"></a><a href="#FNanchor_28_28"><span class="label">[28]</span></a> It was not until a few weeks after my arrival in Paris that I
+became acquainted with the fact, thus delicately pointed at by my modest
+friend Mr H&mdash;&mdash;. It would appear that no Parisian student of medicine
+can pursue his studies at home without assistance. A female friend,
+tutor, or whatever else she may be called, graced the lodgings of every
+one of my hospital friends.</p></div>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="THE_SNOW" id="THE_SNOW"></a>THE SNOW.</h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_617" id="Page_617">[Pg 617]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>BY DELTA.</h3>
+
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">I.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The snow! the snow! 'tis a pleasant thing</span><br />
+<span class="i2">To watch it falling, falling</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Down upon earth with noiseless wing,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">As at some spirit's calling:</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Each flake seems a fairy parachute,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">From mystic cloudland blown,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And earth is still, and air is mute,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">As frost's enchanted zone.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">II.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The shrubs bend down&mdash;behold the trees</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Their fingery boughs stretch out</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The blossoms of the sky to seize,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">As they duck and drive about;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The bare hills plead for a covering,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And ere the grey twilight</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Around their shoulders broad shall cling</span><br />
+<span class="i2">An arctic cloak of white.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">III.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">With clapping hands, from drifted door</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Of lonely shieling, peeps</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The imp, to see thy mantle hoar</span><br />
+<span class="i2">O'erspread the craggy steeps.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The eagle round its eyrie screams;</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The hill-fox seeks the glade;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And foaming downwards rush the streams,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">As mad to be delay'd.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">IV.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Falling white on the land it lies,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And falling dark in the sea;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The solan to its island flies,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The crow to the thick larch-tree;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Within the penthouse struts the cock,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">His draggled mates among;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">While black-eyed robin seems to mock</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The sadness with his song.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">V.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Released from school, 'twas ours to wage,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">How keenly! bloodless war&mdash;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Tossing the balls in mimic rage,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">That left a gorgeous scar;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">While doublets dark were powder'd o'er,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Till darkness none could find;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And valorous chiefs had wounds before,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And caitiff churls behind.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">VI.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Comrades, to work!&mdash;I see him yet,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">That piled-up giant grim,</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_618" id="Page_618">[Pg 618]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">To startle horse and horseman set,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">With Titan girth of limb.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Snell Sir John Frost, with crystal spear,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">We hoped thou wouldst have screen'd him;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">But Thaw, the traitor, lurking near,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Soon cruelly guillotined him!</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">VII.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The powdery snow! Alas! to me</span><br />
+<span class="i2">It speaks of far-off days,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">When a boyish skater mingling free</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Amid the merry maze.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Methinks I see the broad ice still;</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And my nerves all jangling feel,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Blent with the tones of voices shrill,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The ring of the slider's heel.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">VIII.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">A scene of revelry! Soon night</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Drew his murky curtains round</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The world, while a star of lustre bright</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Peep'd from the blue profound.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Yet what cared we for darkening lea,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Or warning bell remote?</span><br />
+<span class="i0">With rush and cry we scudded by,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And seized the bliss we sought.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">IX.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Drift on, ye wild winds! leave no traces</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Of dim and danky earth:</span><br />
+<span class="i0">While eager faces fill their places</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Around the blazing hearth.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Then let the stories of the glories</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Of our sires be told;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Or tale of knight, who lady bright</span><br />
+<span class="i2">From thraldom saved of old.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">X.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Or let the song the charms prolong,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">In music's haunting tone,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Of shores where spring's aye blossoming,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And winter is unknown;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Where zephyrs, sick with scent of flowers,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Along the lakelets play;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And lovers, wand'ring through the bowers,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Make life a holiday.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">XI.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Sunset and snow! Lo, eve reveals</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Her starr'd map to the moon,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And o'er hush'd earth a radiance steals</span><br />
+<span class="i2">More bland than that of noon:</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The fur-robed genii of the Pole</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Dance o'er our mountains white,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Chain up the billows as they roll,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And pearl the caves with light.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">XII.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The moon above the eastern fells</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Holds on a silent way;</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_619" id="Page_619">[Pg 619]</a></span>
+<span class="i0">The mill-wheel, sparr'd with icicles,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Reflects her silver ray;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The ivy-tod, beneath its load,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Bends down with frosty curl;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And all around seems sown the ground</span><br />
+<span class="i2">With diamond and with pearl.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">XIII.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The groves are black, the hills are white,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And, glittering in the sheen,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The lake expands&mdash;a sheet of light&mdash;</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Its willowy banks between;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">From the dark sedge that skirts its edge,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The startled wild-duck springs,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">While, echoing far up copse and scaur,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The fowler's musket rings.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">XIV.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">From cove to cove how sweet to rove</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Around that fairy scene,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Companion'd, as along we move,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">By things and thoughts serene;&mdash;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Voiceless&mdash;except where, cranking, rings</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The skater's curve along,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The demon of the ice, who sings</span><br />
+<span class="i2">His deep hoarse undersong.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">XV.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">In days of old, when spirits held</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The air, and the earth below,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">When o'er the green were, tripping, seen</span><br />
+<span class="i2">The fays&mdash;what wert thou, Snow?</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Leave eastern Greece its fabled fleece,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">For Northland has its own&mdash;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The witches of Norway pluck their geese,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">And thou art their plumes of down.</span><br />
+</div>
+
+
+
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">XVI.</span><br />
+<span class="i0">The snow! the snow! It brings to mind</span><br />
+<span class="i2">A thousand happy things,</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And but one sad one&mdash;'tis to find</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Too sure that Time hath wings!</span><br />
+<span class="i0">Oh, ever sweet is sight or sound</span><br />
+<span class="i2">That tells of long ago;</span><br />
+<span class="i0">And I gaze around, with thoughts profound,</span><br />
+<span class="i2">Upon the falling snow!</span><br />
+</div>
+</div>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2><a name="LOVE_IN_THE_WILDERNESS" id="LOVE_IN_THE_WILDERNESS"></a>LOVE IN THE WILDERNESS.</h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_620" id="Page_620">[Pg 620]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p>My father intended me for the church; but as it did not seem likely that
+any body intended a church for me, I considered, from my earliest youth,
+that all the education he gave me was thrown away. My tutors were
+probably of the same opinion, and did not bestow much care on a person
+who had no chance of being a bishop; and finally, the head of St John's,
+in the most open and independent manner imaginable, wrote a letter to my
+anxious parent, putting an end to any hopes he might have entertained of
+my being senior wrangler, or even the wooden spoon, by informing him
+that he considered I was qualified&mdash;if I devoted my energies entirely to
+the subject&mdash;to plant cabbages; but with regard to Euclid, it was quite
+out of the question. Whether I might have arrived at any eminence in the
+praiseworthy pursuit alluded to by the learned Head, I do not know, as
+horticulture never was my taste; but his observations on the subject of
+Euclid were undeniably correct. I never got up to the asses' bridge, and
+certainly could not have passed it if I had; so, in a very disconsolate
+frame of mind, I took leave of the university after two terms'
+residence, and returned to Rayleigh Court&mdash;an old dilapidated
+manor-house, which had been in possession of our family even since it
+began to fall into disrepair; which, judging from the crooked walls and
+tottering chimneys, must have been some time in the reign of the
+Plantagenets. I was an only son, and my father spoiled me&mdash;not, as only
+sons are usually spoiled, by too much indulgence, but by the most
+persevering and incessant system of bullying that ever made a poor
+mortal miserable. He first cowed and terrified me into nervousness, and
+called me a coward; then he thrashed and threatened me into stupidity,
+and called me a fool: so that at eighteen there are few young persons of
+these degenerate days who have so humble and true an opinion of
+themselves, as I had had dinned into me from my earliest years.</p>
+
+<p>I slunk about the old court-yard of the house, or lay behind stacks in
+the farm-yard, or sat whole days in a deserted attic, and never went
+willingly near my father&mdash;the only other inhabitant of the mansion&mdash;and
+was never enquired after by him. If I saw him, I trembled&mdash;if I heard
+his voice, I felt inclined to fly to the other end of the house; and at
+last, if I heard any one else speak a little louder than ordinary, I was
+fain to betake me to some distant room, or even hide in a tangled
+plantation called the Wilderness, at the other end of the park. The
+house was immensely large, or rather the property was immensely small;
+farm after farm had been sold by great-grandfathers and grandfathers;
+but as they had not the sense to pull down a side of the mansion for
+every estate they parted with, it had at last grown an encumbrance.
+There was a residence fit for a man of ten thousand a-year, and a rental
+of about eight hundred&mdash;the helmet of Otranto on the head of Sir
+Geoffrey Hudson.</p>
+
+<p>If I could have been a bishop, or even a dean, and laid by four or five
+thousand a-year&mdash;such were my father's views of me, and of
+ecclesiastical preferment&mdash;I might buy back some of the ancient land and
+repair the house, and that was the reason he determined I should go into
+the church; for it is to be observed, that fathers have extraordinary
+eyes when directed to the future fortunes of their sons. They seem to
+have no power of seeing small curacy-houses filled with twelve children,
+and butchers and bakers walking down the avenue in a melancholy and
+despairing manner at Christmas time; but have pertinaciously before
+their sight a superb mansion in James's Square, with a steady old coach
+and two fat horses at the door; or a fine old turreted palace at
+Lambeth, with five or six chaplains contesting the honour of the last
+lick of the plate. Not a glimpse can they discover of the cold
+rides&mdash;miserable scenes among the dying, the idle, the dissolute&mdash;hope
+deferred&mdash;strength decaying&mdash;the proud man's contumely, the rich
+vulgarian's scorn&mdash;struggle, struggle! toil and trouble! Blessings, say
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_621" id="Page_621">[Pg 621]</a></span>
+I, on the outspoken head of St John's, and the impenetrability of
+Euclid, that kept a blue coat on my back, and disappointed my father's
+expectation of seeing me Lord Bishop of Durham. I should have been
+chaplain to a poor-house to a certainty, and have envied my
+parishioners; but I doubt very much, in the mean time, if the chaplain
+of a poor-house would have envied me, imprisoned and pauperized in
+Rayleigh Court.</p>
+
+<p>Luckily there were books&mdash;whole shelves of them&mdash;loaded with rich
+morocco bindings, and pecks enough of dust (if distributed through the
+month of March) to have ransomed all the Pharaohs. I passed over the
+Dugdales, and even the Gwyllins, in despair; and lay whole days on the
+floor, surrounded by <i>Faery Queens</i> and other anti-utilitarian
+publications, sometimes fancying myself a Red-Cross knight&mdash;though
+considerably at a loss to devise a substitute for the heavenly Una. But
+by some strange caprice of fortune, a hoard was opened to me in one of
+the lower shelves, beside the oriel window, which was more valuable than
+Potosi and Golconda&mdash;a complete set of the Waverley Novels: there they
+were&mdash;all included&mdash;from the great original to <i>Castle Dangerous</i>. As my
+father's retiring habits prevented me from knowing a human being in the
+neighbourhood, I made up to my heart's content for the want of living
+friends, by forming the most enthusiastic attachments to Dandie Dinmont,
+and Henry Morton, and Jonathan Oldbuck; not forgetting the excessive
+love I entertained for Rose Bradwardine, Di Vernon, and a few others; so
+that altogether, I think I may say, that no young man of my age was ever
+blessed with such a large and enchanting circle of "friends and
+sweethearts." In the mean time the external world was moving on,
+troubling itself, in all likelihood, as little about me as I did about
+it. We had a newspaper once a-week; but I never saw it. I knew that our
+gracious sovereign lady, Queen Victoria, had just succeeded to our
+gracious sovereign lord, King William&mdash;but to that great and important
+fact in constitutional history my knowledge of temporary politics was
+limited. What did I care about Peels or Melbournes, when I could enter
+the council-chamber of Louis the Eleventh, or pass a pleasant morning
+with Queen Elizabeth at Kenilworth Castle? My father lay&mdash;like a snake
+surrounded by fire&mdash;in the centre of what had once been his family
+estate; with purchasers gathering closer and closer round, till, like
+the snake of the above similitude, he was inclined to sting himself to
+death to avoid the increasing horror of his situation. From strange
+muttered growls and deep imprecations when we met, I gathered that the
+last fagot had been lighted, in the shape of a proposition by some
+Eastern nabob, that he should sell the remaining portion of the land.
+He, Rayleigh of Rayleigh Court&mdash;to sell to a stranger the park, the
+fields, the house! He would have died first. And the reason for wishing
+to buy, which was assigned by the intending purchaser, was worst of all;
+that he had already made himself owner of every other farm which had
+once belonged to the Rayleigh manors, and desired the family mansion to
+make the estate complete&mdash;and his name was Jeeks&mdash;Jeeks of Rayleigh
+Court! My father would have shot him if he had come within his reach;
+but as Mr Jeeks kept at a respectable distance, the over-charge of
+indignation was poured forth upon me; and the opinion, so obligingly
+given of my abilities and probable success in life by the Master of St
+John's, was never for an hour forgotten. It was very evident that there
+was no hope of family restoration to be founded on so profound a
+blockhead&mdash;an ass that could not get into the church&mdash;that moped and
+wandered about the woods&mdash;that trembled when he was spoken to; and so
+far from pushing his way in the world, and acquiring a fortune by
+running off with an heiress, had not courage enough to look a milkmaid
+in the face. I kept out of his sight more than ever, and read <i>Ivanhoe</i>
+for the fifteenth time. Oh, Friar Tuck! Oh, Brian de Bois Guilbert! What
+did I care for Mr Jeeks and his offers for Rayleigh Court?</p>
+
+<p>I was now twenty years of age, with the figure of a grenadier and the
+courage of a boarding-school girl; and every day my father's indignation
+seemed to increase, when he saw such a fund of marketable qualities
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_622" id="Page_622">[Pg 622]</a></span>
+lying useless&mdash;my quietness and decorum would have done for the church;
+my height and broad shoulders would have qualified me for Gretna Green.
+But such a chicken-hearted fellow, he well knew, would sooner die than
+mention a postchaise; and so the old gentleman, having ceased for some
+years to express his contempt for me with the aid of his walking stick,
+and a profusion of epithets unheard of in Johnson's <i>Dictionary</i>, took
+now to the easier method of a dignified and unbroken silence. It was a
+charming change, and I was as happy as Robinson Crusoe in the desert
+island before Friday made his appearance. One day in June&mdash;"it was the
+poet's leafy month of June"&mdash;I took my way, as was my Wont, through the
+park to the Wilderness. The shadows of the broad thick-foliaged oaks lay
+in gigantic masses on the smooth turf, (of which the gardeners were a
+few relics of the former herds of deer, in the shape of wide-antlered
+stags and dappled roes;) all the sights and sounds of summer beauty were
+united in that solitary greensward; and for the first time in my life I
+felt a regret pass over me that the grandeur of my family had decayed,
+and a faint fluttering became perceptible to me, round my heart, of a
+wish to restore our fortunes. But the intense appreciation of my own
+deficiencies in which I had been educated, soon dispelled any pleasing
+illusions that the self-love of twenty years of age might have excited;
+and I fell into the opposite extreme, and rejoiced to think that in me
+the family tree would lose its last branch, and that the old house would
+crumble into actual ruins, instead of holding forth the false
+appearances of solidity and strength which led to the expectation that
+it was still capable of repair. I felt like Wilfred of Ivanhoe, when he
+resolved to leave his home for ever; and if there had been any crusade
+going on in 1838, and an Isaac of York willing to furnish me with horse
+and harness, I should have been very glad to try my chance against the
+Saracens, and prove myself a true Red Cross knight; for even at that
+time, I felt assured that against any body but my father I could hold up
+my head like a man; or on any subject but my stupidity&mdash;(which I was
+willing to concede, as it came guaranteed under the hand and seal of the
+master of a college)&mdash;I could have maintained my ground with the courage
+of a Front-de-Boeuf. I took a bolder step and manlier bearing as I
+passed along in the sunshine, and saw defined on the grass before me the
+shadow of a gigantic being, elongated in the slanting rays to about
+twelve feet high, with limbs and shoulders certainly a little attenuated
+by the same solar deception, but still not quite such thread-papers as I
+have since seen do duty in ball-rooms, to the evident satisfaction of
+then possessors. The Wilderness was reached at last: and here I must
+premise that the aristocratic appearances of bucks and roes entirely
+ceased; for the said Wilderness was appropriated to the feeding of
+certain animals of unpoetic figures, and even prosaic names, but which,
+when well cooked and duly supplied with a condiment of beans, furnish by
+no means a contemptible dinner to a hungry sportsman. The man who
+despises beans and bacon is uniformly a puppy. I will, therefore, now
+venture on the vulgar word, and say the Wilderness was used for feeding
+swine, and all the long days the frisky quadrupeds went wiggling their
+curly tails, and snorting among the oak-trees, with enormous
+satisfaction. On reaching the centre of this umbrageous feeding-ground,
+I was surprised to see my usual place of meditation occupied by a
+stranger. It was a young girl, exhausted apparently by the heat of the
+day, resting on the mossy turf and leaning against the trunk of a fine
+old tree. Her bonnet was on the ground beside her; her hair was gently
+moved to and fro by the wandering breeze; and on her lap lay a
+work-basket, which she had evidently laid down to give herself more
+entirely to repose. She was sound asleep, and I need scarcely say, as my
+experience of the fair sex was extremely limited, that she was the most
+captivating specimen I had ever seen; but shyness and awkwardness
+overcame my desire to make her acquaintance. I looked at her for a
+moment, saw the finely cut features, the beautifully complexioned
+cheeks, the smiling lips and graceful figure, and turned away angry at
+myself, at the same time that I could not summon courage to address her.
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_623" id="Page_623">[Pg 623]</a></span>
+Before I had gone far I heard a dreadful scream a little to my right,
+and in an agony of terror a fair-haired young child, of six or seven
+years old, rushed towards the sleeper, pursued apparently by one of the
+largest of the grunting flock. It was evidently only in the excessive
+buoyancy of its porcine spirits that it caracolled, and snuffed, and
+galloped in such an imposing manner; but the terror of the little flyer
+was as sincere as if it had been a royal Bengal tiger. In a moment I
+sprang forward, gave the huge animal a kick with all my might, in a spot
+which must have materially improved the tenderness of the ham&mdash;and took
+the almost fainting child in my arms. The sleeper started up, and was no
+little astonished to behold the feat I performed. I muttered a few
+confused words, and tried in vain to still the terrors of my young
+charge; but in a few minutes our united efforts had the desired effect,
+and the elder sister thanked me for my chivalrous interference, and said
+she would never forget my kindness.</p>
+
+<p>"It's nothing at all," I said&mdash;"I almost wish it had been a bonassus,
+and I had had a rifle."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! a pig, I assure you, is quite enough for us: isn't it, Amy?" Amy
+seemed to consider a pig a great deal too much, and looked round in
+alarm every time she heard a rustle among the branches.</p>
+
+<p>"It would have enabled me," I said, "to be really useful&mdash;like the
+master of Ravenswood, I added, when he shot the wild bull."</p>
+
+<p>"But you wouldn't surely wish to see Amy and me in real danger, merely
+to have the glory of delivering us from it. That would be too selfish."</p>
+
+<p>"Not selfish if I was certain of saving you; and, besides, it would be
+such an excellent introduction."</p>
+
+<p>"But we have already told you, that we are as much indebted for your
+interference as if you had put a whole herd of furious cattle to death.
+For my part, I am perfectly satisfied with the introduction as it is."</p>
+
+<p>"Then we may consider ourselves friends?" I enquired, gradually becoming
+less embarrassed by the manner of the unknown.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly&mdash;I tell you we shall never forget your gallant interference.
+It is strange we never met with such an adventure before; for Amy and I
+come very often here."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed?&mdash;It is certainly very strange that I have never seen you
+before; for <i>I</i> am here almost every day."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, if you keep your eyes constantly on the ground, you have no great
+chance of seeing any thing but the grass. We have seen you often."</p>
+
+<p>"And you know my name, of course?"</p>
+
+<p>"Henry Rayleigh, of Rayleigh Court. Oh! we know all about you."</p>
+
+<p>"And I&mdash;I am ashamed to say, I have not the same advantage with regard
+to your style and title&mdash;I feel sure it must be a beautiful name."</p>
+
+<p>"You had better guess."</p>
+
+<p>"Flora? Edith? Rebecca?"</p>
+
+<p>"We must go home now," said the little one.</p>
+
+<p>"Isabella? Brenda? Minna?"</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;you will never find it out."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you will surely tell me."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no!&mdash;that would spoil the romance of our acquaintance."</p>
+
+<p>"And am I never to find out who you are?"</p>
+
+<p>"Probably not, if you bury yourself in the woods all your life. I have
+been your neighbour for half a year, and you have never seen me."</p>
+
+<p>"My eyes must have been blinded; but I will bury myself no more. Do tell
+me your name, and where you live, for I am very ill qualified to be a
+discoverer."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall certainly not destroy the charm of mystery. Let it be enough
+that you know me by sight. The name is of no consequence&mdash;but if you
+really wish to know it"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I do indeed."</p>
+
+<p>"Call me Lucy Ashton, and that will remind you of the service you did me
+to-day. In the mean time do not follow us. I should wish this meeting
+kept a secret&mdash;come, Amy."</p>
+
+<p>And so saying, and taking her sister by the hand, she walked rapidly
+away, leaving me with the pleasing expression which is commonly
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_624" id="Page_624">[Pg 624]</a></span>
+attributed to a stuck pig, gazing at her graceful motion, and half
+inclined to consider the whole interview a delusion of the fancy, or at
+least a dream.</p>
+
+<p>Lucy Ashton!&mdash;a charming idea!&mdash;and I the master of Ravenswood! My
+neighbour for half a year&mdash;and often in the Wilderness! Then of course
+she will come often here again. I will find out who she is. I will sit
+no longer in the deep recess of an old pew at church, which is hidden
+from all the rest of the congregation. I will even go down and call on
+the clergyman. He must surely have observed the most beautiful girl in
+the world. He can't have been such a mole as I have been. I will find
+out all about her; and astonish her next time we meet, by telling her
+the result of my enquiries.</p>
+
+<p>On these exploratory thoughts intent, I took my homeward way. The old
+turrets of the house rose before me, more distressingly symptomatic of
+poverty and decay than ever. I crossed the noble quadrangle, which was
+overgrown with grass, and betook myself to the great dark-wainscoted old
+library, utterly disgusted at the folly or extravagance of my ancestors,
+in having reduced me to such a condition. I began to think that my
+father was not so much to blame in lamenting our fallen state as
+before;&mdash;and that night I fell asleep, wondering if Lucy Ashton's father
+was a governor of the Bank of England, or if she was as poor and
+portionless a being as myself.</p>
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3>
+
+<p>Next day I walked down to the parsonage. It was in Rayleigh village, and
+the living had once belonged to our family, but among the diminishing
+possessions was the first to be disposed of. It was held by Mr Dobble,
+to whom I was hardly known except by sight&mdash;and the reverend gentleman
+was no little astonished when my name was announced. He was a little
+short man, about fifty years of age, very polite and very talkative; but
+who seemed always to recollect something or other in the middle of a
+speech, and end on quite a different subject from what he had begun.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear sir," he began, "I am truly glad to see you. By the by, I don't
+think I have ever seen you in the parsonage before."</p>
+
+<p>"I have lived very retired&mdash;we never move from home&mdash;my father sees no
+company."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, very true&mdash;the more's the pity! I shall always be delighted if you
+will come in at any time. By the by, are you fond of fishing?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I sometimes fish."</p>
+
+<p>"Your father keeps you a great deal too much boxed up for a young man of
+your time of life. You should be forming a stock of friends just now, to
+last you your lifetime. By the by, are you a judge of wine?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I never taste it."</p>
+
+<p>"No?&mdash;for I was going to observe that a young man should act like a
+young housekeeper&mdash;lay in his friends as the other does his cellar; and
+always keep up the stock&mdash;particularly pleasant men and port-wine. They
+improve"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"My stock is certainly very limited," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"You should enlarge it at once. By the by, there are a great many new
+residents in this parish since I was inducted."</p>
+
+<p>"So I believe."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, just so!&mdash;never called on them, of course&mdash;By the by, will you have
+any lunch?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I thank you. I have never called on any of the new-comers. I don't
+even know their names."</p>
+
+<p>"That's odd! But it isn't of so much consequence now, for they are all
+getting bought out. By the by, would you like to see the repairs in the
+chancel?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I thank you. Are they getting bought out?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a doubt of it. All the old farms and manor-houses, which had been
+converted into comfortable modern dwelling-houses by the different
+proprietors, are nearly all in one owner's hands again&mdash;as they used to
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_625" id="Page_625">[Pg 625]</a></span>
+be, in ancient times, in your ancestors' hands. The whole estate nearly
+is reunited, and the purchaser is restoring things as much as he can to
+their ancient condition. He gave Mr Juffles thirty thousand pounds for
+the Grange about six months ago; and all the Juffles family is to be off
+in six weeks. By the by, you are not acquainted with the
+Juffleses?&mdash;they haven't been here more than five years."</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't know them&mdash;are they a numerous family?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sons and daughters by the dozen. By the by, weren't you at college for
+some time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, for a few terms. How many sons has Mr Juffles?"</p>
+
+<p>"Seven or eight&mdash;John, Thomas, Abraham, Alexander, George, Hookey, and
+another; but whether his name is Richard or Robert I don't recollect. By
+the by, was it Oxford or Cambridge?"</p>
+
+<p>"And the daughters?" I said, not attending to his question&mdash;"he has many
+daughters, you said, as well as sons."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, seven or eight of them too&mdash;Susan, Martha, Elizabeth, a younger
+one, I don't recollect her name, Anne, Sophia, and some little ones. By
+the by, the Indian mail is very interesting&mdash;have you seen the news?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I never see a newspaper. Is there a young lady among Mr Juffles's
+family of the pretty name of Amy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Amy?&mdash;Amy?&mdash;'pon my word I don't recollect. And yet I think I do. I
+think I have heard the governess call one of the children Amy. By the
+by, we have had charming weather of late."</p>
+
+<p>"Charming. How old is the governess?"</p>
+
+<p>"A young person&mdash;too young, I should say, for such a charge; seventeen,
+perhaps."</p>
+
+<p>"And you are sure you have heard her call one of them Amy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I think I may say I am sure. By the by, the French seem very
+unsteady. I admire Louis Philippe."</p>
+
+<p>"Is the governess pretty?"</p>
+
+<p>"I should say so&mdash;yes, I should say decidedly pretty. By the by, he
+seems inclined to dismiss M. Thiers."</p>
+
+<p>"Blue eyes, beautiful mouth, sweet smile, and musical voice?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who, my good sir?&mdash;Louis Philippe and M. Thiers? By the by, weren't you
+asking me about Mr Juffles's&mdash;&mdash;? Ah! now I recollect. The
+governess&mdash;yes, she has blue eyes, and sings beautifully."</p>
+
+<p>"And walks out with Amy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course. By the by, do you hunt?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I have no horse. And how old are Mr Juffles's other daughters?"</p>
+
+<p>"All ages, from twenty-three downwards. By the by"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Is there one about seventeen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I should say the pretty one&mdash;I forget her name, Elizabeth, I
+think&mdash;was just about that age. You should be introduced. But, by the
+by, it would be of little use. They leave the Grange in a few weeks, if
+indeed they are not gone already; for they were to be ready at a day's
+notice, and I haven't seen them since Sunday week. By the by, Russia
+seems very discontented. Do you think they meditate an invasion?"</p>
+
+<p>"I never read politics. Are any of the other neighbours about to remove
+also?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes! Mr Poggs, the rich West Indian who bought Hartley Mead, that
+used to be a part of your park a hundred years ago, and fitted up the
+Gothic cottage at such an immense expense. He's bought out&mdash;fifteen
+thousand pounds for two hundred acres, and he is to remove next
+Michaelmas. By the by, which style of architecture do you prefer?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know nothing of the subject. Has Mr Poggs a family?"</p>
+
+<p>"Two daughters, but I scarcely know them. Old Poggs is half a dissenter.
+By the by"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"How old are the daughters?"</p>
+
+<p>"'Pon my word, my young friend, you would do for an inquisitor."</p>
+
+<p>"I have a very particular reason for asking these questions."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah I see!" said Mr Dobble, "young men will be curious about their
+neighbours' children. By the by, have you seen the Bishop of London's
+charge?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I see nothing new. How old are Mr Poggs's daughters?"</p>
+
+<p>"One, the eldest, a tall handsome girl, I should say about seventeen;
+the other six or seven."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_626" id="Page_626">[Pg 626]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Do you know the younger one's name?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't think I ever heard it. Do you know the young ladies?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have told you already, that I have not the happiness of knowing any
+of the neighbours;&mdash;and I regret very much to hear that they are going
+away before I have had the opportunity of making their acquaintance."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh no, not all! They are not all going. Mr Jeeks himself will be
+constantly resident. By the by, are you fond of shooting?"</p>
+
+<p>"Has he any family?"</p>
+
+<p>"A son&mdash;yes, I know he has a son, but I am not sure of any daughters. In
+fact, between ourselves, I don't think he has any daughters,&mdash;and it is
+no great loss it they were any thing like the son. No, I know he has no
+daughters. By the by, he talks of coming home from college this month."</p>
+
+<p>"How old is the son?"</p>
+
+<p>"About one or two and twenty. Very stupid or very idle, I am afraid. He
+can't take his degree."</p>
+
+<p>I got up to go away. I felt that the object of my mission was
+unattained.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't go, my dear sir; don't go. 'Pon my word I did not mean any thing
+in what I said. He may be very clever, and very admirable in every
+respect, though he does not take his degree. By the by, did you see
+Brougham's speech on the poor-law? He should be called the poor-lawyer
+<i>par excellence</i>, as the French say. You'll call on me soon again, I
+hope. By the by, are you fond of tulips? I have a beautiful bed just in
+bloom."</p>
+
+<p>O Poggs!&mdash;O Juffles!&mdash;O nameless governess! which of you all was Lucy
+Ashton?&mdash;I waited all that day in the Wilderness, but nobody came. The
+long shadows began to point eastward; the pigs were all driven in; the
+world was left to silence and to me; and I walked slowly and
+disconsolately home.</p>
+
+<p>On getting inside the great door of the court-yard, I heard
+voices&mdash;loud, angry voices. I recognized my father's tones, and was
+about to go round by the inner wall, when, hurrying rapidly towards me,
+I saw three persons&mdash;my father was one of them. The elder of the others
+was a man about sixty years of age&mdash;brown, almost black in the
+complexion, with nankin trousers a world too large for his long legs; an
+immense broad-brimmed straw-hat on his head, and a large gold-headed
+cane in his hand. The other was a little sharp-eyed, thin-featured man,
+about my own age, but with the appearance of twenty times the shrewdness
+I could ever muster&mdash;one of the prematurely sagacious youths who seem as
+if they had been born attorneys, and are on the look-out for sharp
+practice.</p>
+
+<p>"I have already told you, sir, that your intrusion is insulting," said
+my father: "relieve me of your presence."</p>
+
+<p>"Jist as you like, that's matter of course," said the old man; "but the
+time will come when you'll repent this here unpoliteness. I never see
+sich a thing from a real gentleman to another in all my born days."</p>
+
+<p>"It's because he ain't master of the philosophy of good manners,"
+squeaked the younger.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, what in hearth," continued the senior, "is there to be angry
+about? I want to buy your land&mdash;it ain't any sich enormous property ater
+all&mdash;and offer you about three times the vallyation of a respectable
+surveyor; what's that to set up your back about? Come now, there's a
+good gentleman, think better over it. The money is all ready at the
+bank."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you wish to drive me to violent measures&mdash;to throw you into the
+river?" asked my father in a voice of concentrated passion that made me
+feel very uncomfortable.</p>
+
+<p>"By no manner of means&mdash;by no means whatsomever."</p>
+
+<p>"As to that," interposed the shrill voice of the youth, "two can play at
+that game; but it ain't philosophical to talk of sich matters&mdash;father
+makes you a fair offer."</p>
+
+<p>"And I make you another," I said; "namely, one minute's time to leave
+this house. If you are found one instant beyond the minute, by Heaven,
+you and your father make but one step from this spot into the centre of
+the brook!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! ha! who are you, sir?" the youth began, but paused when he saw some
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_627" id="Page_627">[Pg 627]</a></span></p><p>
+convulsive twitching taking possession of my hands; and an expression
+far removed from either philosophy or politeness spreading around my
+eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"This here is young Rayleigh," said the old man, "and p'r'aps he'll be
+more open to reason and twenty-seven thousand five hundred pounds."</p>
+
+<p>"Thirty seconds are elapsed," I said, going forward to the young man;
+"you have but thirty more." My hand advanced, but, luckily before the
+thirty seconds were exhausted, the door had closed on the hateful
+presence, and my father held out his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, Henry&mdash;I am obliged to you, Henry," he said; and I had never
+heard him call me by my name since the memorable character bestowed on
+me by the head of St John's. He looked me all over, as he spoke, from
+head to foot: he seemed surprised and pleased at the result of his
+survey.</p>
+
+<p>"They are vulgar people," he said, "and have irritated me past endurance
+by their insulting offers. They have never ventured to present
+themselves here till now; and, from the reception we have given them, I
+hardly think they will repeat their visit."</p>
+
+<p>"I am sorry, sir, you allowed them to chafe you."</p>
+
+<p>"I will not do so in future. You will be beside me, Henry; the father
+and son together can offer a bold face to the world in spite of these
+crumbling walls. We can despise the dross of that vile Croesus, and
+keep the Rayleigh mansion-house in the Rayleigh name."</p>
+
+<p>"Who is he?"</p>
+
+<p>"The possessor of every other portion of the estate but this; his name
+is Jeeks, and the young fellow is his son&mdash;his only child, I
+believe&mdash;very rich, and very disgusting. Let us think of them no more."</p>
+
+<p>That evening we had a long and confidential talk; and I perceived that,
+though he had finally given up all intention of getting me into the
+church, in the hopes of patching up the holes in the old roof with a
+mitre, he had fully made up his mind on the subject of a widow. I
+rejoiced that Mrs Coutts was already disposed of. He talked a long time
+of jointures, three per cents, India stock; and I&mdash;O youth! O hope!&mdash;I
+mused all the time on the beautiful eyes and sweet smiles of my unknown
+enchantress, and made pious resolutions to betake myself, like some
+ancient anchorite, to the Wilderness, for the purpose of worship and
+meditation.</p>
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER III.</h3>
+
+<p>Lucy Ashton was under the tree&mdash;Amy, like a sensible child, busily
+employed at a little distance gathering flowers; the sun shining, the
+bees humming, the birds chirruping.</p>
+
+<p>"You made me wretched all yesterday," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed! had the worthy Caleb no device to cheer the young master's
+solitude?"</p>
+
+<p>"Impossible, even for Caleb's ingenuity, to supply the want of society
+as he contrives to hide the absence of silver plate. Ah, why did you not
+come?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't recollect having promised to expose poor Amy again to the
+assaults of a wild boar."</p>
+
+<p>"Or yourself to the conversation of a person like me."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I have told you, over and over again, I am delighted to have seen
+you; and I like your conversation amazingly: you are very different
+indeed from what I expected."</p>
+
+<p>"In Heaven's name, what did you expect?" I said. "Who ever spoke of me
+to you, that knew me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nobody that knew you; but you are a good deal spoken of,
+notwithstanding. I was curious to see if they were correct."</p>
+
+<p>"And what did they say? I will endeavour to correct them if they are
+mistaken."</p>
+
+<p>"They said you and your father moped so continually in the old house,
+that you had grown (like Quasimodo) to have a resemblance to brick and
+mortar yourselves. I expect to see you like a gable-end, with a couple
+of mullioned windows for eyes, and a mouth. I was astonished to see you
+so nearly human."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_628" id="Page_628">[Pg 628]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Ah! you will humanize me still more if you laugh at me as you do; do
+take pity on me, and don't let me settle down into a wall."</p>
+
+<p>"With all my heart, for I have no turn for architecture; and, by all the
+descriptions I hear of the old court, you don't seem to be Palladios."</p>
+
+<p>"There may be other reasons besides a want of skill and inclination," I
+said, with a sad feeling of the anti-architectural condition of our
+exchequer.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! you mean poverty. Then, why don't you sell the old place?"</p>
+
+<p>"It would kill my father to think of it."</p>
+
+<p>"But it would not have so dreadful an effect on you? I know you could
+get it sold if you like."</p>
+
+<p>"An old impudent fellow of the name of Jeeks wishes to force us into a
+sale. I will see him and all his race at the bottom of the Red Sea
+first."</p>
+
+<p>"Would you sell it then?" she said.</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;but, fair Lucy Ashton, why do you ask?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because if you parted with one brick of the old house, one blade of
+grass of the old park, one leaf of one old tree in the old wood, our
+acquaintance would end as rapidly as it began."</p>
+
+<p>"Then it shall suffer no decay," I said, and took her hand, which she
+held out to me with honest warmth; "and now let me find out, if I can,
+who it is that gives me such admirable advice. I called on Mr Dobble
+yesterday."</p>
+
+<p>"He told you a great many things, by the by, did he?" she said.</p>
+
+<p>"You know him, I see, and he knows <i>you</i>." As I said this, I looked with
+the air of a man who has discovered a portentous secret; but she bore my
+look with the same celestial open smile as ever.</p>
+
+<p>"What a happy man he must be in knowing so first-rate a parishioner. Did
+he boast much of our acquaintance?"</p>
+
+<p>"He seemed to know more of your brothers and sisters," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, which of them did he like best? How many did he say I had?"</p>
+
+<p>This was a puzzler; for I was quite undecided whether to consider her a
+daughter of the house of Juffles with fourteen children, or Poggs with
+only two.</p>
+
+<p>"Amy seemed a great favourite," I replied.</p>
+
+<p>"But, my brothers&mdash;what did he say of my brothers?"</p>
+
+<p>"He said&mdash;but perhaps it was in confidence&mdash;so I will not mention all he
+told me. He spoke highly of the whole family of Mr Poggs."</p>
+
+<p>"And very properly too. We are all pleasant people in this
+neighbourhood; and, indeed, I wonder he can make any distinction in the
+degrees of amiability between the Poggses, Juffleses, Higginsons,
+Jeekses, Wilcoxes, and all the late and present occupiers of the
+Rayleigh estates."</p>
+
+<p>"Higginsons? Wilcoxes? he never mentioned them; but as to the Jeekses,
+pray don't speak of those detestable wretches. I hope you despise young
+Jeeks as heartily as I do."</p>
+
+<p>"Not quite, perhaps."</p>
+
+<p>"No?" I looked at her. Gracious powers! is it possible this beautiful
+creature can be so blinded by the fortune of the wretched animal, as to
+look upon him without disgust. "Are you intimate with him?" I enquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes! we are all very social down here; no ceremony between
+neighbours. He is a great sportsman."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, then, it must be your brothers that are his friends, not you!"</p>
+
+<p>"I certainly don't go out shooting with him&mdash;in fact, I have no time. I
+am engaged educating Amy so many hours, that I could not practise enough
+to be able to hit a bonassus, like a celebrated marksman of my
+acquaintance; far less a partridge."</p>
+
+<p>"And you educate Amy? and yet you have brothers? and don't despise young
+Jeeks? and know every body?"</p>
+
+<p>"And like them all," she added.</p>
+
+<p>"All equally?" I enquired.</p>
+
+<p>"With a difference, as a body may say."</p>
+
+<p>"And Amy is your sister?"</p>
+
+<p>"We call ourselves so."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, by Heavens, you are Miss Poggs!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, is that any thing to swear about? There have been Misses Poggs in
+the world before, I suppose."</p>
+
+<p>"But you talked of educating her; devoting your time to her."</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_629" id="Page_629">[Pg 629]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"So I do."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you are the governess in Mr Juffles' family."</p>
+
+<p>"Why not? You don't think worse of a person for being able to give a
+little information to a little girl of seven years old, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Think worse of her? Ah, Lucy Ashton! I could not think worse of you, if
+you were able to teach the Head of a college."</p>
+
+<p>"You could not think <i>worse</i> of me? Do you mean worse of me than you
+think already? In that case I must retire."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no; don't go! I have not found out yet who you are."</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you had found out I was two. You can't surely be wrong in
+both."</p>
+
+<p>"I suspect I am. You spoke of your brothers. Now, I make a guess you
+have seven. I could tell you their names."</p>
+
+<p>"You mistake your r&ocirc;le, or rather confuse it. You are the master of
+Ravenswood, not Frank Osbaldistone. I am not Di Vernon."</p>
+
+<p>"You are a puzzle; an Urganda the unknown."</p>
+
+<p>"That means that you are the Bel Tenebroso. You will perhaps be
+disenchanted soon."</p>
+
+<p>"Only if you leave the country."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, won't you have the Poggses, Jeekses, Juffleses, though I find
+another situation? you can make their acquaintance whenever you please.
+You will be re-enchanted again, I assure you."</p>
+
+<p>"By Heavens, I believe you are making a fool of me all this time! You
+are the third Miss Juffles yourself."</p>
+
+<p>"Swearing again? What would Mr Dobble say, by the by? I never denied
+that I was either the third or fourth Miss Juffles. Are you happy now?"
+she said with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't be any thing else so near to Lucy Ashton."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, cry you mercy; you are back again at Wolf's Crag! And I assure you,
+I like you better in the character of its inhabitant than as the
+Inquisitor-general and particular too&mdash;which you have acted all to-day.
+Let there be a truce between us in question and answer, and all will be
+delightful. We have hitherto been like Mrs Marcet's chemistry, all
+<i>whys</i> and <i>becauses</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The truce was signed, and an hour passed away, composed of sixty minutes
+of enjoyment, as if it had all been one second; and I felt that there
+was only one woman in the whole world that could ever keep me from being
+wretched; and that was a beautiful young girl in a straw bonnet&mdash;name,
+parentage, and every thing about her, totally unknown.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of the time she took Amy's hand and left me. I did not follow
+her&mdash;I had promised I would not; but I had exacted a promise in return,
+that she would meet me again. And so she did again and again. I never
+asked who she was; I did not even care to know. Five weeks passed on,
+and I was as irrecoverably in love as if I had known she was a duchess,
+with fortune enough to buy back the whole estate.</p>
+
+<p>All this time my father was very kind in his manner; and was constantly
+dwelling on the advantages of a wealthy match. My heart bled for him
+when I reflected how bitter would be his disappointment when he found
+out the dreadful truth, that every woman in existence was hateful to me
+except one poor penniless girl; at the best, one of fourteen children,
+and perhaps a governess without a <i>sou</i>. But I would not destroy his
+dreams before there was occasion&mdash;and sat silent and unresisting, as he
+poured forth his matrimonial schemes for my aggrandizement.</p>
+
+<p>But Lucy at last was unpunctual in her visits to the Wilderness. One day
+I had waited from an early hour, and had strained my eyes to catch the
+first glimpse of her glorious figure as she tripped among the trees. I
+had at last sat down beneath the accustomed oak, and was fancying all
+manner of reasons for her not making her appearance, when all of a
+sudden I heard a rustle at my side, and, starting up, saw before me the
+pragmatical visage of young Mr Jeeks.</p>
+
+<p>"Servant, sir," he squeaked in his shrill unmusical tones, "Oho! this is
+the philosophy of it&mdash;is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean, sir, and what do you want here? Are you aware that
+this forms as yet no part of your father's land."</p>
+
+<p>"It will soon, p'r'aps&mdash;but I want just to say a few words. I hope not
+to lose my temper, as I unfortunately did last time I dropped in to see
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_630" id="Page_630">[Pg 630]</a></span>
+you and your governor; for why should gentlemen quarrel? It ain't
+philosophic."</p>
+
+<p>"I should think what <i>gentlemen</i> do, whether they quarrel or not, is a
+matter in which you can have no personal experience. Say on, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I am just agoing to begin; and I only hope I shall not get exasperated,
+and misbehave myself, as I certainly feel I did the last time we had a
+talk."</p>
+
+<p>"Go on; I don't think you'll get exasperated, whatever else may happen
+to you."</p>
+
+<p>"You think, p'r'aps, that your goings on, young Mr Rayleigh, ar'n't
+known; but they are though."</p>
+
+<p>"In what respect, sir? What do you allude to?"</p>
+
+<p>"Petticoats&mdash;that's what I allude to; and I come just to give you a
+friendly warning, that the seven young Juffleses are all six feet high."</p>
+
+<p>"Your information is totally undesired."</p>
+
+<p>"I know it is&mdash;it's uncommon unpleasant information; and, if I was you,
+I would give up the chase. She's certainly a very pretty girl is Betsy
+Juffles&mdash;but not fit for you or me, you know. She has no blood."</p>
+
+<p>"As I don't know whom you allude to, of course I can give you no answer;
+but, as you seem to be giving me advice, I will favour you with a very
+decided piece of it in return; which is, to hold your tongue on any
+subject connected with me, or the consequences to yourself will be such
+as you will hardly like."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank ye for your friendliness&mdash;I am rather fond of advice than
+otherwise, though it's certainly one of the things that it's more
+blessed to give than to receive; and I will just give you a hint that
+may do you good&mdash;Betsy's a very good-natured girl, but fickle&mdash;very."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes!&mdash;she is indeed&mdash;she made great advances to me once; but I
+rather checked her. A very clever girl too&mdash;and speaks French; but she
+has no philosophy. She went to the last assizes, and fell in with some
+dragoon officers at a ball. She's all for the redcoats now, or at least
+was till lately&mdash;but since then she"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Here the little animal winked.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" I said, willing to hear what the creature would say.</p>
+
+<p>"I have scarcely spoke to her for a long time; but I hear some of her
+proceedings," he continued.</p>
+
+<p>"You do?&mdash;from whom, pray?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, it can't be supposed I never hear Amy talking about how often she
+goes out with Betsy. I'm very much against Amy seeing her at all. Her
+steady stupid sister would be a far safer companion than such a wild
+sort of girl as Betsy Juffles."</p>
+
+<p>"You say she once made advances to you," I said, with a horrid suspicion
+at my heart that I had been an egregious fool.</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't she? You should have seen her looks. She always sat a little
+behind her mother's chair, so as to be out of the old lady's eye, and
+did cast such preternatural glances across the room to me, and smiled,
+and smirked, and sidled, and shook her curls&mdash;it was wonderful to
+behold, but she had no philosophy, and I looked cold"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"And chilled her?"</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly. I could have tumbled her into the railway, and been off to
+Gretna, by only holding up my finger&mdash;but I wouldn't. She bore it pretty
+well, considering the disappointment; and first consoled herself by
+flirting at a ball with a set of ensigns and cornets, and then took to
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"To me? I don't understand you, Mr Jeeks."</p>
+
+<p>"You do!"</p>
+
+<p>"You are an insolent jackanapes"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not&mdash;come, I am trying to keep my temper; but p'r'aps you think
+Betsy a good speck? Bah! she'll not have five hundred pounds; and your
+bumptious old governor won't buy back many of the old acres with a
+dribble like that."</p>
+
+<p>This time I did not give him a minute's grace: my hand was on his collar
+in a moment; I shook him till his teeth rattled audibly, like dice in a
+box; I kicked him, pushed him, and, as the gratification grew with what
+it fed on, at one dread reckoning I paid off the horror I experienced
+from his account of the girl I had worshipped, and his insolent mention
+of my father. I took a fiendish delight in prolonging his agonies.
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_631" id="Page_631">[Pg 631]</a></span>
+Another minute's indulgence in the punishment would have raised the
+tiger that lies sleeping, but always awakable, in every man's heart, and
+I might have killed him outright; but luckily we got near the boundary
+hedge. It was of strong old thorns, very thick and high, and very wide
+at top. I seized my victim with both hands, and swung him on to the
+summit of the hedge, where, after wriggling a short time in every
+variety of ridiculous contortions, and squeaking as he sank deeper and
+deeper among the thorns, he threw himself by a great effort to the other
+side, and rolled into the ditch.</p>
+
+<p>Some people seem to take naturally to a thrashing, as others do the
+small-pox. In a few minutes I perceived him emerge from the ditch and
+walk&mdash;though rather stiffly&mdash;across the field. "Thank Heaven," I said,
+"if I have been a dupe I am not a murderer!"</p>
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER IV.</h3>
+
+<p>Next day I waited again&mdash;and the next, and the next; and no Lucy Ashton,
+or rather no Betsy Juffles, came. The next day was Friday&mdash;my birthday.
+I had much to do; my father was resolved to celebrate the great event by
+a solemn dinner <i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te</i>, during which he was to communicate his
+final decision with respect to my future pursuits. I hurried to the
+Wilderness in the morning&mdash;no success&mdash;and in despair betook myself once
+more to Mr Dobble. That gentleman's dovetailed observations were by no
+means elucidatory on the point I came to clear up. He did not know the
+names of all the members of any of the families&mdash;he had never heard of
+any persons of the name of Higginson or Wilcox&mdash;he knew nothing of the
+colour of people's eyes&mdash;and did not recollect whether any one member of
+his flock had red hair or black. How difficult to take the commonest
+observations in the cold northern latitude of forty-five! But one thing
+at last I discovered; the Juffleses were to leave on the following
+day&mdash;the Poggses had been gone since Tuesday.</p>
+
+<p>"By the by," he said, after this information; "you are much indebted to
+your cousin, young Jeeks&mdash;I never knew till lately he had the honour to
+be a relation."</p>
+
+<p>"I never knew it, sir; and certainly make no claim."</p>
+
+<p>"But you ought, my good sir, after the service he did you on Monday"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"What service, sir? I am not aware of any."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed? That's most extraordinary! I understood he interfered, and
+saved you from a personal assault."</p>
+
+<p>"He?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes! And he certainly bears marks of his efforts on your behalf. By the
+by, the Ministry seems tottering."</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you said, Mr Dobble, this Mr Jeeks pretends to be my
+relation. Did he ever tell you by what means, or in what degree?</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; but I am no herald. Some old lady long ago married a person who
+had a daughter, who had another daughter, who had a son who is the
+father of old Mr Jeeks, who made an immense fortune at Canton. Opium, I
+am afraid&mdash;more opium than tea."</p>
+
+<p>"It does not seem alarmingly near, at all events; and I beg to assure
+you that the interference he talks of on my behalf, was of such a
+nature, that it is of my gratitude he bears the emblems which he
+attributes to his friendly zeal."</p>
+
+<p>I hurried from the parsonage. I had not an hour to spare; but an
+irresistible attraction drew me to the wood&mdash;and there, in the rural
+seat, was Lucy Ashton once more! She saw some change in my countenance,
+and spoke in a different tone from what I had ever heard her before.</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid I have been very imprudent, Mr Rayleigh, in carrying on our
+acquaintance so long; but I am come to bid you farewell&mdash;probably for
+ever!"</p>
+
+<p>I looked at the moistening eyes of the fair speaker&mdash;but steeled my
+heart against her arts.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_632" id="Page_632">[Pg 632]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"You have tried to break me in to the loss of your society by degrees;
+you have not come here for three days."</p>
+
+<p>"I was busy&mdash;disagreeable things occurred at home&mdash;I had no opportunity.
+But it is better as it is&mdash;we must now part, and I hope you will forget
+me"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Forget you! That is impossible. But I shall try to find methods of
+enduring the separation."</p>
+
+<p>"I trust you will&mdash;I did not mean to part from you in unkindness: your
+voice is altered&mdash;your eyes are changed"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Because I am Edgar Ravenswood no longer; nor you Lucy Ashton. You made
+me know, for the first time in my life, what it was to have a true and
+absorbing attachment. I worshipped you with the fervour of a boy&mdash;I
+loved you with the sincerity of a man. You played me off for the
+gratification of your paltry triumph over affections that were too
+valuable to be wasted on a flirt. I have heard of the assize ball&mdash;I
+have heard of young Jeeks&mdash;I have unmasked you, and you are Betsy
+Juffles."</p>
+
+<p>A glance&mdash;bright and sparkling, but instantly subdued&mdash;appeared for a
+moment in her eyes, which now swam in tears.</p>
+
+<p>"Be it so, then. If I were to stay longer in this part of the world, I
+might perhaps try to set myself right in your eyes; but as it is"&mdash;&mdash;she
+paused, and sighed.</p>
+
+<p>"You go then soon?"</p>
+
+<p>"I go to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>There could no longer be a doubt. Mr Dobble had told me the Juffleses
+removed on Saturday. I saw what a consummate actress I was opposed to,
+and hardened my heart more and more. We had come by this time to the
+gate into the field; I held it open for her as she passed, but said not
+a word: I then rushed back to the place we had so often met, threw
+myself on the ground, and cursed Poggses, Jeekses, and Juffleses, with
+as much earnest devotion as my father himself could have required.</p>
+
+<p>But in the midst of all these maledictions rose up every now and then a
+doubt&mdash;was she Betsy Juffles?&mdash;was she a flirt?&mdash;had she ogled young
+Jeeks?&mdash;had she made a fool of me?&mdash;or was she indeed the bright pure
+captivating Lucy Ashton I had known, the clever, the warm-hearted, the
+good? Oh, if she was, and I had cast her off, and made myself a cold
+iron-hearted brute, at the whisper of a wretch like Jeeks! I made a vow
+that, if I found he had deceived me, I would finish the sacrifice
+commenced on Monday, and tear him limb from limb. That night and many
+nights&mdash;a month, a quarter of a year&mdash;passed in earnest consultations
+with my father. I read, but no longer the Waverley Novels: I attended to
+the farm&mdash;I was busy&mdash;useful; I felt I could get over Euclid if I chose,
+but I hated him and all his propositions. The winter came: I worked
+hard; I had found my deficiencies in conversation with my fascinating
+deceiver&mdash;and the more my mind enlarged, the more it dwelt on the
+thousand charms of thought and expression that had passed unheeded at
+the time. I could recall every look, every smile, every tone; and when
+the early leaves began to bud, when the grass was green again, and the
+snow had disappeared from the highest hills, I had made up my mind that
+without Betsy Juffles, flirt or no flirt, life was not worth having;
+and I resolved to find her out, wherever she was, and tell her so. Mr
+Dobble informed me that Mr Juffles resided in a bow-windowed villa near
+Bushy Park, called Verbena Lodge; and thither I determined to go. My
+father wished me to go to London to make arrangements for beginning the
+study of the law, and in the early weeks of March I found myself in the
+great city; but though I saw St Paul's, Westminster Abbey, and the
+Temple and the Tower, with my bodily eyes, my thoughts dwelt for ever on
+the bow-windowed villa near Bushy Park. I left the smoke, the noise, and
+all chances of the wealth of modern Rome, behind me, and installed
+myself in a comfortable lodging at Hampton Wick. I became one of the
+rangers of Bushy Park, without the queen's signature to my appointment.
+I passed and repassed Verbena Lodge, but saw nobody at the windows; I
+meditated even on the expediency of making my way into the house, on
+pretence of a message from Mr Dobble; when&mdash;&mdash;once upon a time in the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_633" id="Page_633">[Pg 633]</a></span>
+merry month of May, beneath a stately tree, musing and alone, I say, in
+the heart of Bushy Park, the unmistakable figure&mdash;the unmistakable face
+of Lucy Ashton, radiant, smiling, beautiful as of old.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you wouldn't forget me quite," she said, and held out her
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>"I was an ass&mdash;a fool!" I began.</p>
+
+<p>"But you have grown wiser now?" she enquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, wise enough to despise balls, Jeekses, officers&mdash;and throw myself
+at once and for ever at the feet of Lucy Ashton."</p>
+
+<p>"What will Betsy Juffles say?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hope she'll say <i>yes</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, perhaps I may answer for her&mdash;I don't see what right <i>she</i> has to
+object to any thing that pleases <i>me</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"She's a charming girl, and I hope you will be guided by her in every
+thing."</p>
+
+<p>"Such as?"&mdash;she asked with a smile that made us feel we had never
+quarreled, never parted, but were at home in the Wilderness. I need not
+tell the answer. I had got quit of my bashfulness on the subject of
+Gretna Green and postchaises with a vengeance; and then and there I
+suggested a trip to that delectable region, and scorned all the
+objections she attempted to make about our respective fathers, and
+family quarrels, and all the chimeras that disappear before the breath
+of true love like mists before the sun. We met every day for a week, and
+I so surprisingly improved in eloquence, that I should certainly have
+forced my way to the woolsack if I had employed one half of it at the
+bar. At all events, I succeeded in my object with Lucy Ashton so far,
+that she agreed to accept me for better or worse; and then, for the
+first time, it occurred to me, I ought to make my father acquainted with
+the great step I intended to take in prosecution of my legal studies.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, Edgar, don't write letters! half an hour's conversation will
+explain every thing better than twenty reams of paper. Go down to
+Rayleigh, and tell him all."</p>
+
+<p>"All what? you forget I have nothing to tell."</p>
+
+<p>"Tell him you are resolved to marry a girl who will make you happy."</p>
+
+<p>"And your family?" I said; "he can't endure the very name of Juffles."</p>
+
+<p>"Say nothing about them. Ask leave for me to go down and see him: I feel
+sure he will like me, and forgive you all."</p>
+
+<p>I resolved to obey; and with infinite regret tore myself away, and
+seated myself in the railway carriage. I was only to be absent two days;
+but two days in such circumstances are a century. The bell rang, the
+train began imperceptibly to move, when two tardy passengers jumped into
+the coach; and in the first I recognised my friend, young Mr Jeeks. If I
+had had it in my power, I would have left the carriage; for I was in no
+frame of mind to be pestered by a popinjay.</p>
+
+<p>"Goodness me! how odd!" he said; "Quite a family party this is. My
+cousin Mr Rayleigh, Mr Shookers&mdash;Mr Shookers, my cousin Mr Rayleigh.
+It's quite pleasant to be among one's relations."</p>
+
+<p>The other man, answering to the name of Mr Shookers, bowed at this
+introduction, and showed his teeth and a large portion of the gums in
+the amplitude of his smile. He was a short stout man, with a very broad
+face, which was still further distended by a forest of red whiskers on
+each cheek. I took no notice of his salutation, but looked as
+indignantly as I could at the insufferable Jeeks.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't seem very friendly, which is highly against the rules or
+philosophy," he continued; "but p'r'aps you don't know much of your own
+genealogical tree. My friend Shookers has studied heraldry, and knows
+very well how nearly related we are."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you address any of your observations to me, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't I? to be sure I did. There was a certain Arabella Rayleigh in
+<i>Temp. Geo. Prim.</i>, that means in the time of George I. or II., I forget
+which&mdash;but it is ages ago&mdash;that married Martin Hicks, and had a
+daughter, who married in <i>Temp.</i> of another of the <i>Geos</i> John Smith,
+and had a daughter; which married James Brown, and had a daughter; which
+married grandfather, Thomas Jeeks, in <i>Temp. Geo. Tert.</i>&mdash;which makes us
+cousins; and that's the reason why father thinks it so hard your old
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_634" id="Page_634">[Pg 634]</a></span>
+governor won't part with the rest of the lands. Isn't it too bad, Mr
+Shookers?"</p>
+
+<p>"It seems very unfriendly in old Rayleigh to keep such a hold on the
+property, when Mr Jeeks is willing to buy him off."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you aware, sir, in whose presence you allow yourself such vulgar
+and insulting language? I am Mr Rayleigh's son."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and I'm his cousin," interposed young Jeek; "and it's rather hard
+if a man can't stand a word or two about his relations. I don't care
+what Shookers may say about my cousin. I have too much philosophy to
+care."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Shookers, however, took the hint, and made no further observation on
+the subject. I looked out of the window, and endeavoured to abstract my
+thoughts from the conversation of my companions; but it was impossible.
+I kept my looks turned to the window; but I soon began to listen with
+all my ears.</p>
+
+<p>"You'll find it uncommon hot at Singapore," said Mr Jeeks. "It's always
+the dog-days there; but all the Juffleses can stand fire like reg'lar
+bricks, as they are."</p>
+
+<p>"I like it," replied Mr Shookers; "and I am very much obligated to your
+father."</p>
+
+<p>"He's a trump, is the old fellow&mdash;he's out of business himself&mdash;wound
+all up at Canton; but his interest will do great things for you at
+Singapore."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I consider my fortune made; and I am sure we shall both be grateful
+to him till the end of time."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, you're a lucky chap to get such a girl persuaded to go with you so
+far! But I always said Betsy had all the pluck of the family."</p>
+
+<p>I half looked round&mdash;and Mr Jeeks favoured me with a wink, which implied
+that he would keep the secret of my acquaintance with the Juffles's
+family a secret from his friend.</p>
+
+<p>"She's full of spirit," replied Mr Shookers.</p>
+
+<p>"And so clever, too," added Mr Jeeks; "so sentimental and all that. No
+end of walks in woods. I wonder she hasn't tired poor Amy to death.
+She's taken to it as bad as ever lately again, and takes no end of
+rambles in Bushy Park. You're a lucky fellow, Shookers; for I'm sure
+she's thinking of you all the time she's pacing up and down among the
+trees."</p>
+
+<p>"She had better take as much as she can of the trees," answered the
+lover; "there's no great temptation to ramble in Singapore. She won't
+have much more of it, for we must sail in the next ship."</p>
+
+<p>"I always said Betsy Juffles would make a good marriage after
+all&mdash;though she's such a comical girl, I shouldn't be surprised if she
+carried on her jokes to the very last, and pretended to care about some
+of her old admirers even now."</p>
+
+<p>"She's very welcome," said Mr Shookers; "it's reg'lar good fun seeing
+her trot out a spoony. How she makes us laugh, to be sure!"</p>
+
+<p>The two gentlemen seemed so overcome with the facetiousness of their
+recollections, that they broke into a laugh that lasted nearly a mile.</p>
+
+<p>I felt somewhat in the situation of Scrub. "Could they be laughing at
+me? Was I again the victim of a consummate actress?"</p>
+
+<p>"Old Juffles comes it handsome, I hope?" said Mr Jeeks.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm perfectly satisfied at all events," replied his friend. "He gives
+me a trifle on the wedding-day, and makes a good settlement besides."</p>
+
+<p>"When is the wedding?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is fixed for this day month, the fourteenth of May. We embark on the
+next day, and drop down to Gravesend. Aren't you asked to attend?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, we're all coming&mdash;governor and all! I don't see why my cousin
+opposite should not get an invite too. But he has been looking out of
+the window so hard, he hasn't heard a word of what we've said. Oh, of
+course not!"</p>
+
+<p>"If you would like to come to it, sir," said Mr Shookers, who sat on the
+same side with me, <i>vis-&agrave;-vis</i> with his friend, "I shall be very glad;
+and I feel sure I can answer for Betsy too, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be too sure of that," interrupted Mr Jeeks. "It takes a deal of
+philosophy to do things of the kind."</p>
+
+<p>"You seem to be asking me to some meeting, sir. May I beg you to
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_635" id="Page_635">[Pg 635]</a></span>
+understand, once for all, that I have nothing whatever to say to this
+most contemptible poltroon, Mr Jeeks, nor to any of his friends."</p>
+
+<p>"I was going to ask you to my marriage, sir; and if you had been a
+gentleman, or behaved as such"&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>I felt my hands clutching with an irrepressible desire to seize Mr
+Shookers by the throat; but I had no time. Before he had an opportunity
+to complete his speech, a sound, as of an avalanche and earthquake, all
+in one, was heard&mdash;a shock, as of contending thunderbolts, shook the
+train, and the last thing I saw was the head and body of Mr Jeeks
+propelled, with the force and velocity of a rocket, against the
+expansive countenance of Mr Shookers. My own forehead was dashed against
+the opposite side, and I was insensible. There had been a collision
+between two trains. I recollect no more.</p>
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER V.</h3>
+
+<p>When I recovered my consciousness, I was in my own room at Rayleigh
+Court. I looked round, and gradually a recollection of all that had
+happened dawned upon me. I thought of my journey down&mdash;the conversation
+between Mr Jeeks and Shookers&mdash;the new light that had been thrown on the
+behaviour of the once cherished, but now, for the second time, detested
+Lucy Ashton; and I turned round on the bed, and wished to relapse into
+insensibility for ever. A light step at the side of the couch attracted
+my notice. "Thank God," I heard a voice say, "my boy will live!" It was
+my father. I turned round, and opened my eyes. He took my hand, and
+looked at me a long, long time, with an expression of interest and
+affection that I had not seen for many years.</p>
+
+<p>"You are better, Henry, but don't exert yourself to speak. The slightest
+effort may be fatal; therefore, for my sake, for all our sakes, be
+quiet."</p>
+
+<p>He sat down, and put his finger on his lips.</p>
+
+<p>"In a day or two, now that your health has taken a favourable turn, you
+will be able to able as many questions as you choose. In the mean time
+be perfectly composed, and all will be well."</p>
+
+<p>My father was in mourning.</p>
+
+<p>"You are dressed in black," I whispered.</p>
+
+<p>"We have lost a relation," he answered, "a distant relation; and we must
+pay him the compliment of a black coat&mdash;but hush! my dear boy; if you
+utter another word I must leave the room."</p>
+
+<p>Under the care and uninterrupted attentions of my father, I rapidly got
+well. In a week I could sit up; in a fortnight I moved into the library.
+The sun was clear and warm. I sat at the open window, and looked out
+upon the park, and beyond it to the tops of the trees in the Wilderness.
+It gave me a blow that I could scarcely bear. I rose up and tottered to
+the sofa. The weekly newspaper was lying on the table. I took it up, and
+the first paragraph that met my eyes was this&mdash;"Married at Verbena
+Lodge, on Wednesday last, Alfred Shookers, Esq. of Singapore, to
+Elizabeth, third daughter of Jeremiah Juffles, Esq., late of Ryleigh
+Grange."</p>
+
+<p>I thought I had banished her from my heart for ever; but the suddenness
+of the announcement was too much for me. The paper fell from my hand,
+and I fainted.</p>
+
+<p>"Poor boy, the change is too much for him!" I heard my father say. "He
+must not leave his room again till he is stronger."</p>
+
+<p>I soon returned to my senses, and by a great effort recovered my spirits
+at the same time. I laughed and talked, and listened well pleased to my
+father's glowing picture of the possibility of our retrieving our
+fortunes by a marriage. I promised him I would sacrifice myself on the
+hymeneal altar for the good of my family; that I would marry the
+ugliest, oldest widow he could fix on; that I was anxious to be a
+benedict on favourable terms; and at all my protestations my father
+laughed aloud, and patted me on the shoulder. I could not believe it was
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_636" id="Page_636">[Pg 636]</a></span>
+the same man who had snubbed and bullied me all my life. All of a sudden
+he looked at his watch.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, my dear boy," he said, "I have engaged to dine with poor
+Jeeks at five o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"With whom?" I asked, shuddering at the sound of the name.</p>
+
+<p>"With our neighbour, poor Jeeks," he said. "He has had a terrible
+dispensation, and is very much softened and improved."</p>
+
+<p>"What dispensation?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! I forgot: I was not to let you know. His poor son! he never
+recovered the accident. Two or three of Mr Shookers's teeth fastened in
+his head. He has been dead these five weeks: a most promising young
+man."</p>
+
+<p>I was amazingly shocked at the intelligence.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it for him we are in mourning?" I enquired.</p>
+
+<p>My father nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"Then he was our cousin, after all?"</p>
+
+<p>"There certainly seems to have been a relationship in the <i>Temp.</i> of
+some of the <i>Geos.</i>, as he called it. At all events the acknowledgment
+of it does not cost much, and poor old Jeeks is delighted. Good-by. Take
+care of yourself."</p>
+
+<p>And so saying, he left me to my cogitations.</p>
+
+<p>When once a favourable crisis, as it is called, takes place, the
+amendment in the health of a man of twenty-two is very speedy. I was
+aided also by seeing my father in such spirits. From day to day I picked
+up strength, and at the end of a week I felt I could venture out.</p>
+
+<p>It was June again&mdash;the poet's leafy month of June&mdash;the anniversary of
+the very day on which I had so heroically enacted the part of the Master
+of Ravenswood against the pigs. I sauntered through the park; a fate was
+upon me; and I directed my steps, by some secret impulse against which I
+struggled in vain, to the Wilderness. "I may as well see the spot where
+I was so deluded," I thought, and recognized every object&mdash;alas! with
+what different feelings&mdash;as I drew near the trysting-tree.</p>
+
+<p>"It was there," thought, "I saw Amy for the first time, as she was
+flying for protection; it was there I rushed forward to save her; it was
+there, under the oak"&mdash;&mdash;As I directed my eyes to the spot, my heart
+leaped as if I had seen a spirit; for there, on the identical turf, with
+a work-basket on her lap, sat Lucy Ashton, or rather Mrs Shookers.</p>
+
+<p>"So you've come at last!" she said. "Well, better late than never.
+Here's your seat all ready. I have expected you a long time."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you a woman, or a fiend in human shape?" I began.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! a fiend by all means, if you like; but what has kept you all this
+time from Bushy Park? I am afraid your father won't give his consent;
+you would have come to me sooner if he had. But come, sit down and tell
+me all."</p>
+
+<p>So saying, she went on with her knitting. She was lovelier than ever.
+She was dressed in a black silk gown, and wore a long black mantilla
+over her head. I had never heard any thing so musical as her voice, nor
+seen any thing so beautiful as her smile.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall certainly not be your dupe any longer," I said; "and, believe
+me, the coquetry that might be captivating in Miss Elizabeth Juffles, is
+simply disgusting in Mrs Shookers of Singapore."</p>
+
+<p>"Had not you better send out your opinion by the next India mail? Betsy
+has sailed by this time, and will just get out in time to receive your
+letter."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, if you are not Betsy Juffles, tell me, in Heaven's name, who and
+what you are?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm a young girl of nineteen, who promised once to accept the hand of a
+young gentleman of the name of Rayleigh, who told me a hundred times he
+did not care about my family&mdash;that it was myself only he cared for: and
+he even went down to tell his father of the resolution he had taken,
+without making enquiry as to either my birth, parentage, or education. A
+wild young man he was, and rather changeable; for sometimes he would
+have made sonnets to my eyebrows, if he had had the gift of verse;
+sometimes he would have stabbed me to the heart, if he had had a dagger;
+sometimes I was his adorable Lucy Ashton; then his tantalizing Miss
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_637" id="Page_637">[Pg 637]</a></span>
+Poggs; then his hated Betsy; whereas, all the time, I was nothing but
+the selfsame anonymous but fascinating creature, who under all these
+names, and in spite of all these variations in his humour, loved him
+very truly, and has no doubt whatever of being his wife."</p>
+
+<p>"You!&mdash;it would be safer to marry an incarnate demon!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, safer perhaps; but not so respectable! Come, do sit down; what's
+the use of ceremony among friends and neighbours? Has your father
+consented to the match?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think I asked him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why not? you don't like Gretna Green better, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"By no means&mdash;my intentions are changed."</p>
+
+<p>"But you forget that I am neither Betsy Juffles nor Miss Poggs; I am
+nothing but Lucy Ashton."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish you had never been any thing else," I said, beginning to soften;
+for who could resist such a voice and such eyes?</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I tell you I am <i>not</i> changed&mdash;will that not satisfy you? Imagine
+that all that has passed since we parted here is a dream; that Verbena
+Lodge has no existence, and that Mr Dobble is an ass! Won't you sit down
+beside me, Edgar?"</p>
+
+<p>I threw myself upon the turf, and she went on.</p>
+
+<p>"I grant I have been a little capricious, Edgar, but there were reasons
+for it, believe me."</p>
+
+<p>"What reason could there be for all these mysteries?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, in the first place, it was very amusing; in the next place, you
+did not know your own mind; in the next place, it was romantic; in the
+next place, I wanted to try you if your love was really sincere."</p>
+
+<p>"And you found it wanting," I said in a tone of self-reproach.</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit," she replied, with a look that showed she knew my heart a
+great deal better than I did myself.</p>
+
+<p>"At this moment I believe your affection for me rises triumphant above
+the horrors of Betsy Juffles or Miss Poggs; and so I think I shall
+reward you at last with an open explanation of who I am."</p>
+
+<p>"No, dearest Lucy Ashton!" I said, taking her hand, "not before I swear
+that it is yourself only I care for&mdash;that I love you more than words can
+tell."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you'll marry the gal of course," said a voice; and at the same
+moment the head of old Mr Jeeks was popped round from the other side of
+the tree. I sprang to my feet in a moment; and beside Mr Jeeks, scarcely
+able to restrain his laughter, stood my father.</p>
+
+<p>"Matters have certainly gone too far," he said in his usual grave and
+sombre tones, "for either party to recede."</p>
+
+<p>"Nobody wants it, I'm sure," replied old Jeeks.</p>
+
+<p>"And I have no wish of the kind," returned my father.</p>
+
+<p>"Then, if the young ones are agreed, I don't see what there is to forbid
+the bans," remarked Mr Jeeks.</p>
+
+<p>"The sooner the better," returned the other; while, in a state of
+intense wonder, I looked at the speakers.</p>
+
+<p>"What is the meaning of all this?" I asked Lucy Ashton, who had returned
+very sedulously to her knitting.</p>
+
+<p>"The truth is this, Henry," said my father; "my friend and relative, Mr
+Jeeks, having lost his only son, has determined on making his eldest
+daughter Harriet, the young lady before you, the heiress of his house.
+By marrying her to you, the object of his ambition&mdash;the reunion, namely,
+of the divided portions of our ancestral estate&mdash;is gained; and as it
+appears you have no personal objection to the fair Harriet herself, I
+don't see why the addition of the Rayleigh manors should make her
+disagreeable."</p>
+
+<p>A month settled every thing to the satisfaction of all parties. Mr Jeeks
+has settled himself in London; my father resides in Hartley Mead; and
+every day my wife and I go over to see the progress of the alterations
+and improvements we are making in the old house, which we are restoring
+to its original grandeur under the superintendence of Mr Barry.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="IRELAND_THE_LANDLORD_AND_TENANT_QUESTION" id="IRELAND_THE_LANDLORD_AND_TENANT_QUESTION"></a>IRELAND.&mdash;THE LANDLORD AND TENANT QUESTION.<a name="FNanchor_29_29" id="FNanchor_29_29"></a><a href="#Footnote_29_29" class="fnanchor">[29]</a></h2>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_638" id="Page_638">[Pg 638]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately for the cause of truth, and the welfare of that country,
+Ireland has lately become the stock in trade of every political writer:
+"monster pamphlets" and "monster paragraphs" succeed each other with
+astonishing rapidity&mdash;all alike remarkable for the "monstrous"
+assertions they contain, and for the "monstrous" ignorance they display
+of the subject on which they profess to enlighten us.</p>
+
+<p>English tourists, Scotch agents, and German adventurers, flock like
+birds of prey, and swarm over the devoted country. They go there, not
+for the purpose of enquiring into the real state of things, or the real
+causes of the admitted misery of the people; but in order to write what
+will be most productive to themselves&mdash;not with the philanthropic or
+patriotic motive of endeavouring to elucidate a subject of so much
+importance; but with the determination to compile as many pages as they
+can, in as short a given period as possible. They draw the most absurd
+caricatures; and, pandering to the prevailing public opinion, they
+relate only what tends to strengthen it in its errors, and to misdirect
+and mislead those who consult them for information, or rely on them as
+authorities. Their numerous errors are detected and pointed out by the
+newspapers, according as they tell against the political interests of
+their respective parties. There is but one topic on which they are all
+agreed&mdash;that is, in their unanimous and unsparing abuse of the Irish
+landlords; and, however much they may be condemned as disentitled to
+belief on other subjects, on this their assertions are taken, by all
+parties, as authorities "true as holy writ."</p>
+
+<p>It requires no witch to tell us that Ireland is in a condition in which
+she ought not to be; but it does require some industry, and an intimate
+knowledge of the habits and character of the people, to assign this
+state of things to the proper causes. In their love for the marvellous,
+most writers on Ireland have overlooked facts; they have not
+condescended to enquire into particulars, or to use that unquestionable
+information which is actually in existence. We therefore propose to
+supply this omission, and to state the case of the landlord and tenant
+question as it really is; and, although many acts of oppression and
+harshness may have been perpetrated by individuals, we trust we shall be
+able to show, from authentic documents, that nothing can be more unjust
+than the exaggerated charges brought against the present Irish landlords
+as regards the exorbitance of their rents, and nothing more fallacious
+than to attribute the misery of the people to the want of tenure, or due
+security in the occupation of their lands. The last census, taken by the
+police under the direction of government, gives us the actual rental of
+Ireland as returned by the occupiers themselves. This information is
+therefore derived from a source on which little doubt can be thrown; and
+although we may justly suspect (from the desire of the Irish peasant to
+make the most of his miseries) that the rent may have been in many
+instances exaggerated, we may rest perfectly assured that in no instance
+was it underrated. Founded on the results of this enquiry, a very useful
+and instructive sheet (entitled <i>Ireland at a Glance</i>) has been compiled
+and published, in which, amongst other statistical information, the
+average rent of land in each county is given, and on the correctness of
+which we may safely rely. Had the conduct of the Irish aristocracy, some
+forty or fifty years ago, attracted but a small portion of the public
+attention that has latterly been bestowed upon it, no doubt great good
+would have been effected. <i>Then</i>, unquestionably, the landlord could do
+almost any thing; <i>then</i>, no doubt, he could with impunity set the law
+at defiance. The Catholic, degraded as he was, durst not complain; but
+the establishment of the petty sessions courts, and the agitation which
+preceded emancipation, altered the matter altogether. The Catholic
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_639" id="Page_639">[Pg 639]</a></span>
+Association employed active and intelligent attorneys. Those men were
+everywhere: the petty sessions courts were regularly attended by them;
+for the slightest transgression of the law the magistrate was hauled up;
+and the poor man was shown that he had only to bring his case fairly
+before the tribunals to obtain justice. While the Association existed,
+he was fully protected at its expense: by the time it was dissolved, he
+had acquired a thorough knowledge of his own rights; and he had ready
+agents in the country attorneys, who were always at hand, and always but
+too happy, for their own interest, to undertake any cause in which they
+anticipated success. This, so far as the administration of justice was
+concerned, the publicity of their proceedings, and the unwillingness of
+men to expose themselves to actions for the misconduct of some members
+of their body, effectually checked magisterial delinquency: where any
+violation of the law did occur, there could be no doubt as to the
+punishment.</p>
+
+<p>Had the conduct of the Irish proprietors (in their character of
+landlords) been taken to task at the same period, no question they were
+deeply to be condemned. <i>Then</i>, and always before, the practice of the
+landlord was&mdash;to lease large tracts at an easy rent to the most solvent
+person he could find, or to set in copartnership, (that is, by creating
+a joint tenancy in all the inhabitants of any particular town-land,
+making the rich accountable for the debt of the poor.) His only object
+was to secure his income; so that was accomplished, he cared little for
+the welfare of the inhabitants, or the cultivation of the estate. The
+peace came&mdash;prices fell,&mdash;the middlemen not occupying, were in most
+cases unable to pay their rents when they could not enforce them from
+those in possession, whom they had ruined by their extortion; the
+consequence was, they were too happy to abandon their interests, and
+leave the landlord to deal with the paupers they had created. In a few
+years after the peace, the middleman system had ceased to exist; the
+owner of the soil, coming into immediate contact with the tenantry, saw
+the monstrous injustice and the destructive tendencies of the
+copartnership plan&mdash;and it was discontinued. Yet such is the passion for
+legislation, that both systems are now about to be disinterred, to be
+taken from the oblivion to which their own iniquities long since
+consigned them, and to be set up in the preamble of an act of
+Parliament, in order that Mr Sharman Crawfurd may have the opportunity
+of again prostrating them by legislative enactments. We are certain
+that, for the last ten years, no instance can be shown in which any
+landlord set, or any tenant took, land on determinable leases, for the
+purpose of subletting; or any single instance in which the landlords
+practised, or permitted, the copartnership system on their estates; and
+yet the public time is to be wasted, and the public attention to be
+occupied, by the introduction of laws to restrain practices which are no
+longer in operation. It is true, some of those leases where the
+middleman held on very easy terms, and was able to pay the rent himself
+during the great depression, are still in existence; but they are daily
+dropping out: and it is the treatment of those properties, when they
+come upon the owners' hands, that has latterly attracted so much
+attention. From 1818, a total revolution in the management of land took
+place in Ireland: the proprietors became in most instances the managers
+of their own estates; and, as each year advanced, the necessity of
+attending strictly to their duties became more manifest to them. From
+1830 to 1843, more was done, and is still continuing to be done, in
+improving or in endeavouring to improve, the condition of the people,
+than was ever done before. The large owners of land employed Scotch
+stewards to instruct their tenantry in the most improved system of
+husbandry; and their neighbours profited by the example. Green-cropping
+increased in a most astonishing degree; agricultural societies were
+formed in almost every county; and the country was advancing steadily
+and rapidly in the march of prosperity, when the baneful agitation again
+started into existence. To disconnect the peasantry from the landlords,
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_640" id="Page_640">[Pg 640]</a></span>
+who could not be induced to join in the senseless and mischievous cry
+for Repeal, now became the object of the agitators: the most unjust
+charges were made against the gentry; and even their exertions to
+promote the growth of turnips, or to teach the people the proper mode of
+cultivation, were turned into ridicule and treated with contempt, in the
+public speeches of some of the Roman Catholic bishops. The floodgates of
+abuse were thrown open; the most incredible acts of violence and
+atrocity were imputed to them; generalities were dealt in&mdash;except in a
+few instances, in which it was fondly believed the facts would have
+borne out the assertions. But when investigation fully exonerated the
+accused from the charges brought against them, still the agitators
+persevered: the accusations being general, it was not the duty of any
+individual to contradict them. From their frequent reassertion, the
+English press accorded them credit; the English newspapers became the
+advocates of those they believed to be oppressed; no story was too
+ridiculous to obtain insertion; anonymous correspondents heaped obloquy
+on the best and most pains-taking landlords; while any attempt at their
+vindication was sure to be discountenanced&mdash;a tyrannical act of one man
+was seized on, and blazoned forth as proof positive of the guilt of all.</p>
+
+<p>The conduct of the Irish landlords was assailed just at the time when it
+was commencing to become meritorious; and they were almost literally
+deprived (by public opinion) of all control, just at the period when
+(for the first time) they were exercising the influence which their
+position ought to give them, for the benefit and the advantage of the
+people.</p>
+
+<p>From the manner in which the laws regulating the connexion between
+landlord and tenant in Ireland are spoken of, and from the frequent
+demands made for their alteration and improvement, one would naturally
+suppose that they differed essentially from those which regulate the
+connexion between the same parties in this country. Yet such is not the
+fact: so far as the law goes, it is the same on both sides the Channel.
+By law, the Irish landlord can only eject a tenant holding by lease
+after he owes a year's rent; and then the tenant has six months for
+redemption. He can only put out a tenant-at-will by giving him six
+months' notice, (the six months to expire on or before the day on which
+the tenancy commenced;) and afterwards by ejecting him, if he refuse to
+give up possession. He can only distrain after the rent becomes due.
+Those powers the law also gives to the English landlord: so far as
+legislative enactments go, the landlords of both countries stand
+precisely in the same position. But the English proprietor can do much
+which the Irish one durst not attempt: he may prevent the fences on his
+estate from being torn down, or the trees and hedge-rows he has planted
+from being cut: he may prevent his land from being damaged by bad
+husbandry, or a succession of the same crops being taken from it until
+it is rendered useless;&mdash;all this he may do by enforcing his covenants,
+and no one blames him. An Irish landlord may put the most stringent
+clauses in his leases; but he cannot use the power which their
+enforcement would give him: public opinion, (always in favour of the
+delinquent,) and the dread of the assassin, restrain him. The late Mr
+Hall let a farm in fine condition: the tenant, contrary to his
+engagements, tore up the land, burned it, and set it in con-acre. The
+unfortunate gentleman endeavoured to prevent this violation of an
+agreement. He went to the ground and threatened to put his covenant in
+force; and, for doing so, he was murdered in the open day in the
+presence of numbers of people: the assassins were allowed quietly to
+walk off; and it was only when one of the hired murderers, tempted by a
+large reward, peached on his accomplices in crime, that any of them were
+brought to justice.</p>
+
+<p>There is an act of Parliament in force in Ireland for the prevention of
+burning land, which imposes heavy penalties; yet it cannot stop this
+mischievous practice&mdash;and why? Because, by having recourse to it, the
+tenant (until he quite exhausts the soil) can raise better crops with
+more ease to himself; it is a much less troublesome process than that of
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_641" id="Page_641">[Pg 641]</a></span>
+collecting manure from the scourings of his ditches or his moor land, or
+burning lime; and it enables him to spend the winter months in idleness
+and amusement, when he ought to be providing for his next year's crops.
+If an English tenant cannot meet his engagements, he surrenders his land
+as a matter of course: if an Irish tenant be turned out, even after
+owing many years' rent, he considers himself an ill-used man, (and so do
+his neighbours too;) and no man complains so loudly of the extortion of
+his landlord as he who pays no rent at all. The Irish landlord has the
+advantage of being able to bring his ejectment at the courts of
+quarter-sessions, and at less expense than it can be done in this
+country, provided the rent be under &pound;50 a-year. But this may be
+considered, and with justice, of equal benefit to the tenant: if he
+redeem within the six months allowed by law, the costs the landlord can
+put upon him will only amount to &pound;2, 10s; whereas, with the superior
+courts, it would be at least &pound;14. Yet some of the patriotic Irish
+journals have required, as an improvement in the law, that ejectment at
+quarter-sessions should be abolished, and that the landlord should, in
+every case, be sent to the superior courts for redress. To make such an
+alteration in the law would be unjust towards the landlord&mdash;as it would
+compel him to expend a large sum in regaining possession of his land, in
+addition to the loss of his rent, (if he had a pauper to deal with;) and
+it would be injurious to the interests of the tenant, as t would give a
+tyrannical and oppressive landlord the power of overwhelming the poor
+but honest man, who only wanted time to redeem, by the load of law-costs
+he would be enabled to put upon him.</p>
+
+<p>Having shown that the law gives the Irish landlord no power incompatible
+with justice, or unnecessary for the due maintenance of his rights&mdash;in
+fact that, in respect of it, he is much more restricted than the
+mercantile man&mdash;we are at a loss to see how the law can be altered, and
+at the same time the rights of property be preserved. It may be said,
+the Irish tenant has no claim at the termination of his lease for any
+improvements he may have effected; neither has the English tenant, if he
+possess a lease. Although, in point of fact, so far as the small Irish
+farmer is concerned, this is quite an ideal grievance; for he never
+makes any improvement, or if he does, and pays his rent, he is never
+disturbed&mdash;still an amendment in the law in this respect, may stimulate
+to industry, and may be effected with advantage to all parties. Against
+the gentlemen farmers, injustice of this kind may sometimes be
+perpetrated, and therefore legislation on the subject would be of use;
+but the poor man who meets his engagements, is never, unless under
+extraordinary circumstances, removed; and where such is the case, he is
+almost invariably amply remunerated. Solitary instances of contrary
+conduct pursued towards him, may no doubt be adduced; but they are too
+few in any way to account for the present state of dissatisfaction so
+universally prevalent.</p>
+
+<p>The Irish landlord, then, has no power which he can legally employ for
+the oppression of his tenant, which is not possessed by all other
+British landlords. If he violate the law, of course the legal tribunals
+will afford redress. And are we to be told that that redress would not
+be sought for; that the wardens and priests, the leading agitators, or
+the people themselves, would not report their sufferings; and that the
+power, and influence, and money of the Association, would not be used in
+their defence?</p>
+
+<p>The outcry raised by Mr O'Connell and his supporters against the
+landlords, on account of the number of persons "turned out, and left to
+die by the road-side,"<a name="FNanchor_30_30" id="FNanchor_30_30"></a><a href="#Footnote_30_30" class="fnanchor">[30]</a> will, we have no doubt, turn out (if
+possible) to be more unfounded than even his other assertions. The
+present Commission has ample powers to ascertain this fact at least: and
+we will venture to assert, that not one instance of starvation will have
+been proven before it; and that out of the hundreds of thousands who
+were reported to have been mercilessly turned adrift to perish at the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_642" id="Page_642">[Pg 642]</a></span>
+backs of ditches, forty-nine fiftieths will be found well and hearty,
+and in the occupation of those lands from which they were said to have
+been expelled. That ejectment-processes were served, and decrees
+obtained, which, if followed up and enforced, would have put many
+persons out of possession, we do not deny; but nine-tenths of those are
+compromised by the payment of part of the rent before the day of trial
+comes on, and of the decrees obtained, the great majority are never put
+in execution. Accurate information on this point can easily be obtained
+from the sheriffs and clerks of the peace for the different counties;
+those officers have been amongst the first witnesses examined before
+Lord Devon. We would only ask the public to suspend its judgment, and
+those well-meaning but mistaken individuals, who, though they reject Mr
+O'Connell and the priests as authorities on most other subjects, take
+their assertions on this as proven facts, to reserve their indignation
+and wrath until the result of this testimony can be known.
+Ejectment-processes are the most effective and the cheapest means by
+which the landlord can enforce the payment of the rent due, and as such
+they are generally had recourse to: before they can be acted on, <i>at
+least three months</i> must have elapsed after the year's rent (which is
+the least sum they can be issued for) has become due.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps nothing has contributed more to foment, certainly nothing has
+assisted more to continue, the agrarian disturbances in Ireland, than
+the statements, made so flippantly by journalists and pamphleteers, of
+the great excess of rent exacted in Ireland over that paid by the
+English tenantry. Those writers have invariably assumed the truth of the
+assertions made in this particular; yet nothing can be further from the
+fact.</p>
+
+<p>There is no statistical account of England recently published, that we
+can discover, which would give us any correct idea of the present
+average rent of land in this country;<a name="FNanchor_31_31" id="FNanchor_31_31"></a><a href="#Footnote_31_31" class="fnanchor">[31]</a> but we think, from all the
+information we have been able to acquire, by enquiries directed to
+competent and well-informed persons, that it cannot be set down at less
+than 25s. an acre. From the last Irish census we learn, that Ireland
+contains 20,399,608 statute acres, and that the estimated rental is
+L12,715,478&mdash;yielding a trifle over 12s. as the average rent.<a name="FNanchor_32_32" id="FNanchor_32_32"></a><a href="#Footnote_32_32" class="fnanchor">[32]</a> When
+it is taken into consideration that the English tenant pays
+tithes&mdash;which, in many localities, amount to more than the entire
+average rent produced by Irish ground; that he pays the poor-rates, and
+that he is heavily taxed with turnpikes and other local assessments: and
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_643" id="Page_643">[Pg 643]</a></span>
+that the Irish tenant pays no tithe, and only half the poor-rates; that
+no turnpikes exist, except solitary ones in the neighbourhood of cities
+or very large towns; that, in fact, the only tax he pays is the county
+cess, varying in different counties from tenpence to one and sixpence
+the acre half-yearly; and that this assessment is being considerably
+reduced by the new grand-jury enactments, under which the towns and
+gentlemen's houses are valued and taxed;&mdash;when, we say, all those things
+are taken into consideration, and besides, that the land in Ireland is
+naturally better and more productive than the English soil, we think we
+have satisfactorily disposed of one grave charge against the Irish
+landlords; and that we have shown that it cannot be the exorbitance of
+the pecuniary burdens under which he groans, that causes the vast
+difference between the social condition of the Irish and the English
+occupier.</p>
+
+<p>It will no doubt be said&mdash;"Ah, but the English tenant is housed, and his
+farm kept in repair, by the landlord, while the Irishman is obliged to
+do all this himself!" This is true; but certainly the outlay of the
+Irish tenant on his farm, makes but a small addition to his other
+engagements. Gates and fences he has, comparatively speaking, none; and,
+if they be erected for him, they are soon suffered to go to ruin. He
+requires few outhouses; for in the poor and disturbed districts (and it
+is those which we are now attending to) he uses his domicile as a
+receptacle for his pig and his cow, as a matter of choice; we say as a
+matter of choice&mdash;for, if he had the inclination, <i>all</i> writers admit he
+has abundance of unoccupied time to construct habitations for them. Now,
+though it is a just cause of regret that we do not see better homesteads
+and better fences in Ireland, still we cannot admit that the tenant's
+being obliged to keep such as exist in repair, can be any great hardship
+in a pecuniary point of view, as he lays out scarcely any thing on them:
+he does not even expend his own labour on their improvement; and his
+time, which might be profitably occupied in this way, is wasted in
+useless idleness, in swelling the train, or cheering the ferocious
+sentiments, of some mercenary agitator.</p>
+
+<p>Having shown, as correctly as it is possible to do, the relative amount
+of rents paid in England and in Ireland, let us compare the amount of
+rents paid in each of the Irish provinces. For this purpose we shall
+take a maritime and an inland county from each.</p>
+
+ <table summary="Amount of rents paid in each of the Irish provinces" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+<tr><th>Maritime.</th><th>&pound;</th><th>s.</th><th>d.</th><th>Inland.</th><th>&pound;</th><th>s.</th><th>d.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Ulster&mdash;Down, average rent,</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">16</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">Tyrone, average rent, </td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">14</td><td align="right">6</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Munster&mdash;Clare,do.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do.</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">11</td><td align="right">0</td><td>Tipperary,do.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do.</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">17</td><td align="right">8&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Leinster&mdash;Wexford,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do.</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">14</td><td align="right">0</td><td >Longford, do.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do.</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">12</td><td align="right">3</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Connaught&mdash;Mayo,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do.</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">8</td><td align="right">6</td><td>Roscommon,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do.</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+</table>
+
+<p>It is well known that the quality of the land in the north of Ireland is
+far inferior to that in either of the other provinces: yet we see, in
+the maritime counties, that the rich and fertile lands of Clare and
+Wexford are let much cheaper than the northern counties; and that Mayo,
+inhabited by unquestionably the poorest and most miserable population in
+Ireland, is rented at nearly half the amount paid by the independent
+yeomanry of Down; while, amongst the inland counties, the splendid
+plains of Roscommon, and the productive lands of Longford, yield less
+income than the cold and, comparatively speaking, sterile soil of
+Tyrone. Now, it is not too much (indeed it is under the mark) to say,
+that <i>two acres</i> in any of those counties we have quoted, in Leinster,
+Munster, or Connaught, will feed more cattle, and grow more corn, than
+<i>three acres</i> in either of the northern ones; and yet the tenantry in
+the north, who pay those comparatively high rents, are contented, and
+the landlords are considered good.<a name="FNanchor_34_34" id="FNanchor_34_34"></a><a href="#Footnote_34_34" class="fnanchor">[34]</a> Those statements are founded not
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_644" id="Page_644">[Pg 644]</a></span>
+on our own opinions, but on incontrovertible facts; and, after having
+read them, we would ask any dispassionate man if the disturbed condition
+of the west and south of Ireland can be, with any justice, attributed to
+the rents imposed by the landlords. In the north, where the highest
+rents are charged, the people are well housed and well clothed, the
+ground well tilled, and the rents as well paid as in any part of
+England. Here, if a tenant wishes to dispose of his right in even a
+tenancy-at-will, he gets some ten or twelve years' purchase for it; and
+the answers to Lord Devon's enquiries were, in many instances, that the
+interference of the commission was not required. While in the south and
+west, from whence the loudest complaints against the landowners proceed;
+where the peasant exists in rags, and the gentlemen in a state of
+semi-starvation; where the people are idle, and their ground untilled;
+where squalid misery offends the eye and merciless murders shock the
+feelings; where the terror of the assassin supersedes the power of the
+landlord, and protects the tenant against all law; there, in the
+counties so overwhelmed with poverty and debased by crime, the lands
+are held on terms (the relative value being taken into consideration) by
+<i>the half easier</i> than in the prosperous and peaceable province of
+Ulster.</p>
+
+<p>Dublin, Limerick, Meath, and Tipperary, do average a trifle more than
+the northern counties; but the one is the metropolitan county, and the
+quality of the land in the others is so superior to any in England or
+Ireland, that even at the small advance of two shillings an acre, they
+may justly be considered as more cheaply rented than any other counties.</p>
+
+<p>To understand a people properly, their national character must be
+attentively studied; and this can only be done by a long residence and a
+close connexion with them. We cannot therefore be much surprised, that
+those who undertake to write on a country which they have never seen, or
+to prescribe remedies for the defects in the social condition of a
+people amongst whom they have never resided, should be led into grievous
+mistakes, and that they should be unsafe guides to direct the enquiries
+of others. Employment, hard work, large wages, and good living, form the
+objects of the Englishman and the Scotchman's ardent desire; while
+coarse food, bad lodging, and half clothing, are quite agreeable to the
+Irishman, if they be combined with independence&mdash;in other words, if by
+using them he may avoid labour, and enjoy those amusements to which he
+is passionately addicted, and in which he indulges unrestrainedly. We
+firmly believe, that if a choice of roast beef and loaf bread,
+accompanied by the labour necessary to earn them, were offered to "Pat"
+at home, or potatoes and milk, with liberty to frequent the horse-races,
+cock-fights, and dances, in his neighbourhood, he would unhesitatingly
+accept the latter. This may seem strange to an Englishman; but there is
+no accounting for taste. That the potato is coarse food, cannot be
+doubted; that it is wholesome, is abundantly proved by the stalwart men
+who subsist on it, and by the ruddy health of the chubby, merry urchins
+who have, perhaps, never tasted any thing else. Pity it is that the
+former should be so negligent of, or so indifferent to, their own
+advantage; or that the latter should have been (until lately) suffered
+to grow up in that ignorance which almost secures a continuance in the
+same courses which proved the bane and misfortune of their fathers. No
+peasant in Europe devotes so much of his time to amusement as does the
+Irishman. Go to the places of public amusement, or to the fairs and
+markets, in the busiest and most hurried seasons, and how many thousands
+will you see, who have no earthly business there but to meet their
+friends, to laugh and to chat, and (before Father Mathew reformed them)
+to drink and to fight!</p>
+
+<p>To suppose, as some influential writers here do, that there is no
+alternative between the possession of land and absolute starvation, is
+one of those imaginary fictions often conjured up by those who wish to
+indulge in what they believe to be powerful, and wish to be pathetic,
+appeals to the feelings; but it betrays great ignorance of the subject
+on which they propound their opinions. The condition of the rural
+labourer, constantly employed by the gentleman or wealthy farmer, is
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_645" id="Page_645">[Pg 645]</a></span>
+generally <i>much</i> superior to that of the small landholder. Those men are
+bound by agreements which they must fulfill&mdash;they work continually; and
+although their wages are in some instances nominally very low, and in
+all much lower than we could wish, still their allowances&mdash;in
+house-rent, grazing, and con-acre&mdash;enable them not only to live
+comfortably, but sometimes to amass considerable sums of money. You
+always see good pigs, and very often more than two good cows, at their
+doors. It may not be amiss to say, that, in <i>all</i> instances, they get
+the feeding of those cows for a rent varying from one guinea per year,
+when the nominal wages are low, to three shillings a-year, when tenpence
+a-day is given; thus, at the very highest price, getting for three
+shillings that accommodation for which Mr Cobden charges his workman
+twelve pounds! Yet the great object of those men is to get land and
+become farmers, although they almost invariably suffer by the change.
+They were before compelled to work to meet their engagements; having
+become their own masters, they in very many instances neglect their
+business, and devote the time which ought to be employed in the
+cultivation of their farms, to the discussion of politics and to the
+attendance on popular assemblies.</p>
+
+<p>To say that the Irish are unemployed, not from inclination, but from
+necessity, is absurd;<a name="FNanchor_35_35" id="FNanchor_35_35"></a><a href="#Footnote_35_35" class="fnanchor">[35]</a> this may sometimes be the case in the towns
+where the worst class of agricultural labourers reside&mdash;men who will not
+be employed while others can be had. A stranger meets able-bodied men
+walking about; he is told, and he sees, that there are no resident
+gentry in the neighbourhood to afford them work; he compassionates their
+condition; concocts a paragraph, and imputes the misery he witnesses to
+absenteeism. Let them accompany the idler to his home, and inspect his
+farm: he will find, out of a holding of from three to four Irish acres,
+perhaps an acre on which there was no attempt made at all to raise a
+crop, independent of untilled headlands, amounting to at least fifth of
+the ground under cultivation in each field. Why does he not employ
+himself on this land? If he has a lease, there can be no excuse; but
+even supposing him but tenant-at-will, it can in this instance be no
+justification. The land unused is not waste land, requiring an
+expenditure of labour and money, for which he might afterwards reap no
+advantage from the cupidity of his landlord. This is no such land: it is
+good, sound, arable land&mdash;perhaps the very best he has; and waste,
+purely and solely for the want of expending on it the labour necessary
+to prepare it for crop. He pays for it&mdash;yet he won't work it: he
+complains of want of employment, and he walks about with plenty to
+engage him beneficially for his own interests at home: he takes
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_646" id="Page_646">[Pg 646]</a></span>
+con-acre, for which he pays high, while he could raise his food on his
+own farm, if he only took the trouble of collecting manure, or devoting
+his time to its improvement.</p>
+
+<p>Adjoining mountains and bogs, where the poorest class of the population
+generally reside, and where there is abundance of ground attached
+rent-free to each farm, and capable of being rendered profitable at a
+very little expense&mdash;in fact, without any other outlay than the labour
+required to open drains, and level it&mdash;we see scarcely any efforts made
+at improvement. A Scotchman, or an Englishman, would consider the
+possession of the land rent-free for three or five years, according to
+the difficulty of the undertaking, as a sufficient recompense for his
+trouble; although his time is much more valuable, on account of the
+higher rate of wages paid him. But an Irishman will consider a
+twenty-one years' lease as too short a tenure, to justify him in
+expending the time which he wastes gossiping with his neighbours, or
+sunning himself at the backs of the ditches, in the profitable
+employment of adding to what ought to be, if he had industry, his
+already too small holding. Here is a case in which we conceive
+legislation might operate much good. If every man who reclaimed ground
+which did not before pay rent, was guaranteed its possession by law for
+ten years after the first crop, at a nominal rent of one shilling the
+acre, it might be an inducement to the tenant to labour: it could be no
+loss to the landlord, as, if still left in a state of nature it would be
+useless to him, and after the expiration of the time guaranteed the
+tenant as remuneration for his trouble, the benefit would be his
+exclusively. In the case of a tenant-at-will, an arrangement could
+easily be effected, by which the tenant, if removed from the farm before
+the expiration of the stipulated term, might receive a just and
+reasonable compensation for the improvements which he had effected, or
+an allowance for the loss of the crops which, had he remained, he would
+still have been entitled to: and thus, without any government outlay,
+encouragement would be given for the reclamation of that part of the
+Irish waste lands which would be worth the trouble or expense of
+cultivation.</p>
+
+<p>We are gravely told, in well-rounded and high-sounding sentences, that
+"in Ireland famine urges men to take land at any price&mdash;they must have
+it or die;" and that, "when a piece of ground falls out of lease, it
+becomes a bone of contention amongst some twenty or thirty miserable
+competitors, who outbid each other, to the great delight and profit of
+the ruthless and exulting landlord, and to their own utter ruin." If any
+one takes time to reflect on what he reads in every day's newspaper, he
+must at once perceive that this statement can have no foundation in
+fact; if a landlord remove a tenant for non-payment of rent, he finds it
+difficult to get another to succeed him, (in the disturbed districts it
+is almost impossible to get any man to do so.) Such is the dread of
+taking land, from the occupation of which others have been expelled,
+even on account of owing the most unreasonable arrears, that farms
+frequently remain waste for years, without any person daring to bid for
+them. Now if public opinion, and the dread of the punishment which is
+sure to follow, operate so powerfully in favour of the really blamable
+person, as to keep his land untenanted, how much more influence will
+they possess in restraining any man from seeking to obtain the land of
+another, if that other be unobjectionable in character, solvent in
+circumstances, and still in possession? Such a thing is never heard of.
+The landlord, if he were bad enough, might try to induce men to act so;
+but he could not effect it. If death pursue the man who undertakes to
+rent unoccupied ground, as in most instances it does, how much more
+certain would it be to overtake him whose conduct was the means of
+driving from his home a solvent and industrious person? If a landlord
+distrain for rent, he can find no bidders for the crops or cattle; how
+much more difficult will it be for him to obtain bidders for land? We
+have frequently heard the bad cultivation of the land in Ireland
+attributed to the constant shifting of the tenantry: we are quite
+convinced the result of the enquiry now instituted will show how
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_647" id="Page_647">[Pg 647]</a></span>
+unfounded this supposition is, and that the shifting or removal of the
+tenants, will be found to be a matter of much more rare occurrence in
+Ireland than in England. That scarcity and want are periodically
+experienced in Ireland, is but too true. Those visitations (which, thank
+God, are not frequent) arise from the failure of the potato crops, and
+generally occur in those districts most densely populated, and
+consequently worst tilled; in fact, they are greatly to be attributed to
+the neglect of the people themselves; who will not take the trouble of
+using those precautions against rot, which ought always to be adopted on
+a moist soil or in a mountainous country: but to talk of persons dying
+in Ireland of starvation is absurd, and bespeaks an utter ignorance of
+the national character. There are poor-houses; and besides, in Ireland,
+the hungry man may enter without hesitation, and share without apology
+in the meal of his more wealthy neighbour; and lodging, humble though it
+be, is never denied to the houseless or the destitute. Those who accuse
+Irishmen, of any class or party, of hard-heartedness or inhumanity, had
+better look at home. In <i>their</i> country we never hear of verdicts of
+"death from starvation" being returned by coroners' juries; or of the
+weak and the unfortunate being compelled to seek for shelter in the
+hollows of decayed trees, or to sleep like brute beasts in the open
+parks, exposed to the cold and the inclemency of winter. The gentry may
+neglect their duties in other respects: as regards the performance of
+charitable acts, they are faultless; the middleman may be exacting&mdash;but
+he is hospitable; and the men who make those groundless charges, would
+be not a little astonished did they see the multitudes that are still
+fed (poor-laws notwithstanding) at the <span class='smcap'>big</span> House of the Irish gentleman.
+We have said that failures of the crops, and scarcity, occur much more
+frequently in the densely populated parts of the country than in any
+others, and that those failures arise in a great measure from the
+neglect of the people themselves. Parts of Mayo, Galway, and Donegal,
+are the localities most subject to those visitations. In those counties
+the most miserable class of the peasantry exist; and nothing, we think,
+can prove more conclusively, that their misfortunes and their
+wretchedness cannot with justice be attributed to the misconduct of
+their landlords, but rather to their own, <i>than the undisputed fact,
+that in those districts in which the people are worst off, the land is
+set at the lowest rent; and that where the greatest quantity of waste
+land is unreclaimed, and where that which is under cultivation is worst
+managed and least attended to, there, invariably, is to be found the
+greatest amount of unemployed labourers</i>. It may be said they know no
+better mode of cultivation than what they practise. They do; those are
+the very men who go, and have from their youth been in the habit of
+going, to England and Scotland, where they see the benefits arising from
+a good system of agriculture. They fully appreciate, but won't practise
+it. The truth is&mdash;and this is one of the great sources of Irish
+misery&mdash;that by the constant agitation of which (under one shape or
+another) he is almost always the victim, the Irish peasant is induced to
+consider himself as the worst treated of God's creatures; by it he is
+kept in a continual state of dependence on anticipated events, which
+leads him to expect the amelioration of his condition by means of
+political convulsions, rather than by patient and persevering industry.</p>
+
+<p>We need scarcely say how much the sympathy expressed for his situation,
+and the abuse heaped on his landlord, tend to confirm the Irish peasant
+in his bad habits. Articles from the English press, and not extracts
+from the gospel, form the texts of the sermons which are delivered for
+his instruction: the object of the preacher is not to remove his
+prejudices, or to eradicate his faults; but to excite his animosities,
+and to extract his shillings: when peace and mercy are inculcated, it is
+not because they are commanded, but because they may be expedient.</p>
+
+<p>In those parts in which there are no resident gentry to employ them, to
+set them an example, and to enforce a respect for the laws, the
+peasantry indulge in idleness, and engage in politics. They work at home
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_648" id="Page_648">[Pg 648]</a></span>
+only when it suits their convenience or inclination, and from others
+they can only procure work (at prices for which they will work) in the
+harvest and spring. In summer, after they have planted their crops, and
+made their turf, and set the milk of their cow, (if they have one,) they
+shut up their houses, send their wives and their families to beg, and
+betake themselves to England or Scotland to reap the harvest. There,
+until of late years, they earned the almost incredible sums of &pound;16,
+sometimes of &pound;20&mdash;latterly, competition and other causes have reduced
+the amount to, on the average, between &pound;4 and &pound;5. Out of this, on their
+return, they pay the rent of the con-acre which they have taken, while a
+third of their own holding is waste. With the balance and their oats
+they pay the landlord, in those cases in which he is so fortunate as to
+get any rent; and having secured an abundance of potatoes, they sit down
+to enjoy themselves for the winter. During the night they play cards for
+geese, turkeys, and herrings; attend dances, where they are enrolled and
+sworn into secret societies; and devote some hours to the wrecking of
+the houses, or the castigation of the persons, of those who are
+obnoxious to them. In the daytime, you find them at the places of public
+resort or amusement, or lazily and listlessly strolling about those
+miserable abodes&mdash;in whose floors you frequently find stepping-stones to
+carry you from the entrance to the space occupied by the fire, and
+before whose doors are those stagnant pools and heaps of filth, so
+disgusting to every traveller. Could they not remove those? Is it the
+landlord's fault that they don't? Does he wish their houses to be in
+such a condition, or encourage them to keep their own persons and those
+of their children in such a state of dirt and nastiness? Not at all. He
+does his best to prevail on them to adopt a different system; but his
+interference in their domestic matters is always looked on as an
+unjustifiable intrusion; in short, as a sort of minor grievance, and a
+petty act of oppression. Perhaps it is to be attributed to their
+poverty? Water, at least, is cheap and abundant in Ireland.</p>
+
+<p>Such is a true and accurate account of the "tenor of those men's lives"
+and habits; and it is a continuance of this state of things that those
+who attack the Irish landlords so indiscriminately are, in reality,
+advocating.</p>
+
+<p>Now, let us suppose that a tract of two thousand acres, set perhaps by
+the grandfather of the preset owner, and inhabited by a class of
+tenantry such as we have described, comes on a landlord's hands. It has
+been let and relet&mdash;tied up in settlements&mdash;and, until the termination
+of the lease, there may have been three or four intermediate landlords
+between the occupant and the proprietor. The present possessor comes to
+deal with an estate, ruined and almost worthless from mismanagement,
+over which he could exercise no control, and peopled by a pauper and
+surplus tenantry, for whose creation he is in noways accountable. This
+is exactly the condition of those estates, and the position of those
+landlords, whose treatment and whose acts have been latterly so much
+commented on. And we will now ask those who blame others so much,
+candidly to tell us what they would advise to be done&mdash;what, if placed
+in such a situation, they would do themselves. They will, no doubt, at
+once say, "Remove some, give them the means of going to the colonies,
+and make the rest comfortable." Why, that is exactly what the landlords
+have been endeavouring to do, and for which they have been denounced.
+This is just what Lord Lorton, Colonel Windham, and others, did; and for
+doing which they were designated "miscreants." If the tenantry were
+removed, even to better their own condition, the dues of the priest, and
+the physical force at the command of the agitator, would be
+lessened&mdash;and this would never answer. "Well, then, if this mode of
+management be not popular, leave all on the land, build them comfortable
+houses, and insist on a proper mode of cultivation. In Belgium and
+France men live on smaller portions of land in comfort, why should they
+not in Ireland? Lay out money in affording them employment, pay them for
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_649" id="Page_649">[Pg 649]</a></span>
+draining and sewering&mdash;the benefit will be ultimately yours." The answer
+is obvious. It would require more money than the property is worth to
+build good houses for all; and, if built, they would soon go to ruin
+from the habits of the people. If they possessed the land in fee, the
+occupants, from their numbers, could not exist upon it. The landlord
+cannot make them emulate the Belgian or the Frenchman in industry. The
+produce of the orchards he may plant will be stolen, and the trees
+broken and destroyed, to obtain the fruit. They will not exert
+themselves to raise many things which are sources of profit to the poor
+man in this and other countries; or if they did, they would have no
+market&mdash;they would obtain no price for them. And why? Because their own
+misconduct prevents the establishment of any manufactures, or the outlay
+of any money amongst them. Who will carry his machinery to a country
+where&mdash;though he may be a good master and a kind friend, though he may
+give occupation to hundreds and diffuse wealth among thousands&mdash;his
+spindles may be stopped at the beck of a priest, and his machinery left
+to rust at the dictate of Mr O'Connell. Independent men do not wish to
+lose all self-control&mdash;to sacrifice all right of private judgment; and
+he who dares to assert his own opinions, or to defy the behests of the
+"Liberator," has no business to betake himself to Ireland. As to giving
+employment in sewering and draining&mdash;which would benefit the estate&mdash;it
+is not every man who can afford to set his land at a cheap rate, and
+afterwards to expend his income for the immediate benefit of the
+occupier. But even this has been attempted. Lord Lansdowne tried to
+accomplish it on his Irish estate; but the steward he sent to
+superintend the work was noticed to quit, and driven out of the country,
+by the very persons for whose benefit those improvements were
+planned&mdash;by the very men who were to be paid for their execution. Under
+such circumstances as we have stated, in many instances the fear of
+death compels the landlord to abandon all idea of improvement. He must
+submit to sacrifice his rent, because those in possession can't or won't
+pay him; and, if he removes them, he can find no one to succeed them:
+and, in addition to his other consolations, he has the pleasure of
+seeing himself described as a monster more ruthless than any Russian
+despot; while some hut, the erection of which he <i>dared not have
+prevented</i>, is described, perhaps sketched and stuck in a book, as an
+incontrovertible proof of the miserable condition to which his rapacity
+and neglect have reduced his unhappy dependents.</p>
+
+<p>No direct legislation can affect the social condition of Ireland; before
+you can hope to benefit the country, <i>you must establish tranquillity,
+and inspire the peasantry with a due respect for the law, and a just
+estimate of the rights of private property</i>. The question is&mdash;by what
+means are those things to be accomplished? You may give land at a lower
+price than it now brings, but you will not thereby cause any perceptible
+change in the habits of the people. They may be wealthier, but they will
+not be cleanlier. Their rents may be better paid, but the peasant will
+still live on the potato. The filthy cabin will exist, and the cow and
+the pig will feed at the same board, and occupy the same apartment as
+the owner, until you elevate the moral and social feelings of the man,
+and teach him to require as a necessary what he now looks on as a
+superfluous luxury.</p>
+
+<p>Much of the poverty of the Irish peasantry has been attributed to the
+con-acre system. But if this system were not found, by the persons who
+practise it, to be more beneficial, and less laborious, than raising
+crops from their own land, it would not be persevered in. In those
+counties in which con-acres are scarce, the cry is, that the people are
+starved, because they can't have them. Where they are abundant, they are
+impoverished by the prices they pay for them. The Terryalt system, in
+the south, originated in the gentlemen farmers refusing to break up
+their land, and in the people assembling in mobs, digging the ground,
+thereby rendering it unfit for pasture, and compelling the owners to let
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_650" id="Page_650">[Pg 650]</a></span>
+it for potatoes. It may be said, how could they avoid doing this? They
+had no land to raise potatoes on, and they must have them or die. This
+is not the case. The only persons who could be so circumstanced are the
+day-labourers; and to them it must, personally, be a matter of
+indifference what land was, or was not broken: for, by their agreements,
+those gentlemen and farmers who employ them, are bound to provide them
+with potato land; consequently they would not risk their lives to
+procure what was already guaranteed them. Those agrarian disturbances
+originated with small farmers, whose own farms were not half cultivated;
+or tradesmen, who would not have been so anxious to procure con-acres,
+if they did not find them in general a much cheaper mode of procuring
+their staple commodity than by having recourse to the markets. The first
+use a servant boy or girl makes of their earnings, is to plant
+con-acres, not for subsistence, but for sale. Half an acre of potatoes
+is generally the foundation of the fortune. The rent paid for potato
+ground has been enormously magnified. Mr Wiggins sets it down at &pound;12 per
+acre. It may let for this price (the <i>plantation acre</i>) in the immediate
+vicinity of Dublin, Belfast, or some other large cities; where, from the
+contiguity of the market, the produce of a good acre will be worth from
+&pound;40 to &pound;60, according to the rate of prices. But, in the rural
+districts, such a price is never heard of; and it is only by the prices
+in those districts that the condition of the people can be affected.
+From &pound;5 to &pound;7 and &pound;8 will be found the usual prices; and we should be
+glad to know what English farmer would give upwards of <i>one acre three
+roods</i> of his best land, well tilled and highly manured, at such a
+price, the renter only holding it for one crop, and paying no taxes
+whatever. The average produce per acre of good con-acre will be, at
+least, twenty tons of eating or marketable potatoes, independent of a
+large quantity fit for seed, and for the feeding of pigs; the value of
+those latter will greatly over-pay the expense of seed, planting, and
+digging. And taking the price at 1s. per 112 lbs., the renter will have
+&pound;20 worth of potatoes for &pound;8; a clear profit of &pound;12 on the acre. It, of
+course, occasionally does occur, that from failure of the seed, rot, or
+other casualties, the crop may not be worth the rent; in this case an
+abatement, sufficient to satisfy him, is made to the holder, or it is
+left on the landlord's hands. Potatoes being a perishable crop, and a
+species of food which cannot be preserved beyond a season, their price
+fluctuates more than that of any other kind of provisions. Last year the
+price in this "country of famine" was 4d. for 112 lbs.; in general the
+prices vary from 1s. (seldom less) to 2s., and sometimes 3s., the 112
+lbs.</p>
+
+<p>In Ireland, good con-acres are looked on by the peasantry as a certain
+source of wealth; here they are considered as a main cause of their
+poverty. Who are the best judges&mdash;the people who use, or those who read
+about them? But whatever may be the merit or demerit of the con-acre
+system, (and we are none of its advocates,) it is unjust to charge its
+practice on the landlords. They have nothing whatever to do with it; it
+is a mode of dealing between one class of tenantry and another. The
+assertion in the "Cry from Ireland," that the peasant <i>gives his manure,
+and pays 18s. an acre besides</i>, is too ridiculous to require
+confutation.</p>
+
+<p>But suppose the rents in Ireland were exorbitant, who would be to
+blame?&mdash;the landlords who accepted them, or the people who <i>swore</i> to
+their extraordinary moderation? Let us look to the registry
+courts:&mdash;<a name="FNanchor_36_36" id="FNanchor_36_36"></a><a href="#Footnote_36_36" class="fnanchor">[36]</a></p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"There the landlords were found opposing the admission of their
+tenantry to the register, and stating on oath that they considered
+the rents received by them as the full value of the land&mdash;<i>while
+the tenants, and their neighbours, and the liberal 'valuators,'
+were proving 'that it was let by those rack-renting and heartless
+men' grossly under its value</i>. And indeed, when the small extent of
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_651" id="Page_651">[Pg 651]</a></span>
+the farms whose occupiers claimed the right to vote is taken into
+consideration, this must appear true; for it sometimes required <i>to
+prove the land worth thirty shillings the acre more than the rent
+paid, to bring the annual profit up to the requisite ten pounds</i>.
+
+<br /><br />
+
+"That the rents were not considered as too high, we have not only
+the testimony of the freeholders themselves, but of other
+<i>'competent persons,' employed by the registry association, who,
+before the claimant was placed on the register, were obliged
+solemnly to swear, in public court, 'that the land was in most
+instances worth, and that a solvent tenant could afford to pay for
+it</i>, <span class='smcap'>double the rent</span> <i>imposed on the occupier by the landlord.'</i> We
+say, in almost every instance, <i>double the rent</i>; for when it is
+considered that many have registered from seven to eight acres, it
+would be necessary to do so in order to bring the value up to the
+required &pound;10; and yet those men who have so sworn, and those
+leaders who have encouraged and induced them so to swear, and who
+have procured and paid others to corroborate their testimony on
+oath, are the persons who so lustily proclaim the extortion of the>
+landlords! <i>If what they have sworn, and what their priests have
+encouraged them to swear, be true, their landlords must be
+indulgent and merciful indeed.</i> If the contrary, not only have they
+been guilty of perjury for their own injury; but those who assisted
+and abetted them must have been aware that they were encouraging
+them to commit a grievous sin."
+</div>
+
+<p><i>At that time</i> it was Mr O'Connell's object to attain political power,
+by proving the lands were set at a <i>cheap</i> rate; <i>now</i> it is his object
+to obtain popularity, by declaring that they are set at a rate far too
+dear. Which of his assertions are we to believe?</p>
+
+<p>It may be said that only a few, comparatively speaking, of the
+landholders registered their votes; and that, from the value of the
+holdings of a few, it would be unfair to draw a conclusion as to the
+terms on which the land was held by the bulk of the people. This
+objection could only be urged by a person unacquainted with Ireland; for
+any man who attended the quarter-sessions there, must know that, if all
+the persons for whom the priests and liberal clubs served notice, and
+whose qualifications they were prepared to support, had come forward to
+claim and establish their rights to the franchise, the number on the
+register would have been quite as great as (if it did not exceed) that
+of the old forty-shilling freeholders. If the claims of those who did
+apply, and who, although rejected, were most vigorously sustained by the
+agitators, had been substantiated, the constituency would have been
+quite as numerous as the most ardent patriot could desire.</p>
+
+<p>From whatever causes the wretched condition of Ireland may arise, want
+of tenure cannot be included amongst them; for if length of tenure
+secured prosperity, Ireland should have been prosperous indeed. In no
+country were such long leases heretofore given: from three lives and
+thirty-one years to three lives and sixty-one years, were the terms
+usually granted; and at this moment there are many leases still in
+existence, in all parts of the country, made towards the close of the
+last century, and held directly from the owners. And although the lands
+held under these are at a rent very much below even the present
+depressed value, and of course greatly under what they would have
+fetched in the time of the war, still we do not find their possessors
+generally comfortable or independent; but, on the contrary, they are in
+most instances in a worse condition than those tenants whose rent has
+varied with the times, and been influenced by the rise or fall in the
+value of agricultural produce. Seeing, then, that men placed in the most
+favourable circumstances, both as regards the moderation of their rents
+and the length of their tenures, are generally more wretched in the
+appearance of their dwellings, and more neglectful of the cultivation of
+their farms, than those at the mercy of landlords, represented to be the
+most tyrannical on earth&mdash;we must seek the cause of the degraded state
+of the people elsewhere than at the door of the owners of the soil.
+Until within the last few years, (and those are the years in which the
+landlords have most exerted themselves, and in which the tenantry, who
+would be influenced by them, have most improved,) leases of <i>at least</i>
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_652" id="Page_652">[Pg 652]</a></span>
+twenty-one years, and one life, were always given, which not
+unfrequently prolonged the tenure to sixty or seventy years. And nothing
+can be more erroneous than to suppose that the refusal to grant leases,
+latterly practised by some Irish landlords, has been the cause of any
+hardship or suffering to the people. The contrary is the fact; and no
+men know this better than those who so loudly exclaim against the
+practice. It is a great mistake to imagine that leases are in no
+instance granted: the truth is, that they are still very generally
+given; and that in a great majority of those instances where they are
+withheld, they are so withheld, not with the intention of taking
+advantage of the tenant's improvements, or depriving him of his
+political rights, (as the English people are led to believe,) but for
+the purpose of compelling him to improve and to live comfortably, in
+spite of his own predilections. On the best managed estates in Ireland,
+and those where green-cropping has been most generally brought into
+operation, there are no leases; yet on those properties the tenantry are
+invariably the most independent and contented. On the estates of the
+Earl of Gosford, and other proprietors in the north, under the able
+superintendence of Mr Blacker, (whose conduct is the theme of universal
+approbation,) no leases are given until the tenant shows, by his
+industry and his exertions, that he deserves one; and then, after he has
+for some years cultivated his farm in a proper manner, and is taught to
+estimate the value of an improved system, he gets his lease as the
+reward of his industry, without the slightest advance in his rent. From
+the bad feelings implanted in the minds of the peasantry, they generally
+prefer living in comparative misery, and allowing their land to remain
+in a state of nature, whether they have leases or not, rather than make
+any improvements which might tend to the landlords' ultimate advantage,
+even though these improvements would produce immediate benefit to
+themselves; and this bad feeling is actually supported by the
+undisguised enmity, which unfortunately, of late years, subsists
+between the gentry and the priests. We are far from saying that acts of
+oppression and injustice may not sometimes be perpetrated by landlords
+and agents. Amongst so numerous a body, there must be bad men: and if an
+instance, lately mentioned by Mr O'Connell, be true&mdash;namely, that of an
+agent who set a farm occupied by an industrious and well-behaved
+tenantry, who owed no rent, to an extensive grazier, at a rent of four
+pounds a year <i>less</i> than the resident tenants offered to secure&mdash;we
+must at once admit that nothing could be more heartless or cruel. But
+then we are bound in justice to state, that the agent so accused was the
+bosom friend of the great agitator himself, and a leading member of the
+Repeal Association, which has constituted itself the protector, <i>par
+excellence</i>, of the Irish people. May we not fairly suppose that, when
+Mr O'Connell denounces his friends, he would not hesitate to drag his
+political opponents to the bar of public opinion; and that the paucity
+of <i>facts</i> which he is able to adduce against the landed gentry, is a
+proof that they have not neglected the duties of their station, in so
+flagrant a manner as his wholesale denunciations would lead us to
+expect?</p>
+
+<p>How can we be surprised at Irish absenteeism? Can we expect that any man
+who can avoid it, will willingly expose the lives of himself and his
+family, by taking up his residence amongst the "Thugs" of Tipperary? If
+an absentee comes to reside personally to superintend the improvement of
+his property, and takes part of his own estate to make a demesne and
+build a mansion, he must dispossess someone&mdash;<i>and, like Lord Norbury, he
+is shot</i>. Should he escape his fate, his motives are misrepresented, and
+his anxious endeavours to give occupation and employment to the people,
+are converted into the worst crimes; because they can only be carried
+into effect by changing the condition of men from pauper and idle
+tenants to that of regularly worked and well paid labourers. And what
+object can he have, in risking death in the cause of those who suffer
+themselves to be so misdirected and misled? Local influence he can have
+none&mdash;that will be monopolized by the priest; political importance he
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_653" id="Page_653">[Pg 653]</a></span>
+cannot expect, in a country where the representation is placed
+exclusively in the hands of the Roman Catholic bishops.<a name="FNanchor_37_37" id="FNanchor_37_37"></a><a href="#Footnote_37_37" class="fnanchor">[37]</a></p>
+
+<p>Mr Waller resided, and employed the labourers in his neighbourhood; but
+he took a part of his own land into his own hands&mdash;he ejected tenants
+who were unable or unwilling to pay their rents, and he gave them
+compensation, and to such as remained employment. What of that? He dared
+to occupy his own property, and for this he suffered years of
+persecution. His own expenditure, and his wife's charities, were no
+protection; and at length, while enjoying the comforts of his home, he
+and the amiable and unoffending females of his family, were cruelly
+butchered on his own hearth: and though, in the conflict, their
+assailants must have been wounded and marked, they have not as yet been
+discovered. May we not ask why is this? How comes it that, in a
+Christian country, murder is tolerated, nay openly approved? that the
+assassin is protected and concealed, instead of being delivered up, and
+made amenable to the offended laws of his country?<a name="FNanchor_38_38" id="FNanchor_38_38"></a><a href="#Footnote_38_38" class="fnanchor">[38]</a> Can the ministers
+of that religion professed by the vast majority of the people, have
+faithfully discharged their sacred obligations, if men be found,
+professing the religion of Christ and understanding its precepts,
+willing to enrol themselves as the hired bravoes of a "Black Sheep
+Society," and to butcher their neighbours for a petty reward? The Roman
+Catholic religion condemns murder as strongly as the Protestant
+religion; yet how happens it, that a whole community professing that
+faith winks at the crimes of the guilty? This total demoralization we
+look on as the worst feature of the case. There are, and always must be,
+bad men in every society; but how the great mass of the people could be
+brought to tolerate the commission of crimes amongst them, which cry
+aloud to Heaven for vengeance, is more than we can comprehend. Had the
+priests devoted that time which they spent in exciting the passions and
+misleading the judgment of their flocks, in the inculcation of the
+divine precept of brotherly love&mdash;had they exercised that influence
+which they undoubtedly possess in calming the passions and enlightening
+the minds of their people&mdash;the condition of their country would now be
+widely different from what it is; and surely their bishops might have
+been better employed in remedying the neglect of their subordinates,
+than in attending political meetings, and delivering postprandial
+orations, savouring more of the braggart boastings of a drunken drumboy,
+than of the deliberate opinions of a dignified ecclesiastic. In their
+zeal as politicians, the Roman Catholic clergy have forgotten their
+duties as priests; and they are now beginning to get a foretaste of the
+consequences: they became mob leaders at elections and popular
+meetings&mdash;they rode the whirlwind, "can they direct the storm?" The
+ruffian tasting blood in beating the electors, soon undertook business
+on his own account. The step from savage assault to actual murder, is
+but ideal. The man who encouraged, or connived at, the lesser crime,
+could scarcely expect to prevent the perpetration of the greater and the
+"boy" who commenced by applying "gentle force" to a reluctant voter,
+became in the fulness of his crimes the avowed assassin. The priest used
+him as "the bully"&mdash;he may repudiate, but he dare not denounce, him as
+"the murderer."</p>
+
+<p>In the late debate, two publications on the state of Ireland were
+recommended to special attention; the one, "A Cry from Ireland," by Lord
+John Russell&mdash;the other, Mr Wiggins's book, by the Marquis of Normanby.
+The first we should scarcely have noticed, (the noble lord mentioned it
+with so much diffidence,) but for the impression it seems subsequently
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_654" id="Page_654">[Pg 654]</a></span>
+to have made on the mind of Sir R. Peel; but when we found a noble
+ex-lord-lieutenant recommending, as trustworthy and instructive, a book
+written on a subject which engrosses much of the public attention, we
+felt it our duty at once to apply to his "fountain of knowledge."</p>
+
+<p>We cannot say that we have "read with attention" the whole of this
+whimsical production: few there are, we believe, who could command
+patience enough to wade through such a mass of contradictory absurdity;
+but we have selected such parts as we could find at all bearing on the
+subject Mr Wiggins professes to write upon; and we shall transcribe some
+few passages, if not for the benefit, at least for the amusement, of our
+readers; merely premising, that this gentleman gives us no data on which
+to found our opinions, and no guarantee for the truth of his statements
+but his own assertion. First, as regards the amount of rent charged in
+the north and south, Mr Wiggins says&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">"In accordance with this view of the case, we find, in practice,
+that the rents are far higher in proportion to the produce of the
+land in those parts of Ireland where Romanism prevails, than in
+other parts, where Protestantism is professed by a considerable
+portion of the population."
+</div>
+
+<p>We refer to our previous statements, founded on unquestionable
+authority, to show how perfectly erroneous this "view of the case" is.
+The direct contrary is the fact; land is set for at least one third more
+in the Protestant and peaceable north, than in the Roman Catholic and
+turbulent south. As a specimen of our author's style when he becomes
+jocose, and of his veracity when he describes the conduct of Irish
+landlords, we give a graphic sketch, representing the mode of letting
+land in the sister country&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"Fancy a 'lord of the soil' (a petty one 'tis true) walking with a
+bevy of bidders <i>humbly</i> following him, after obtaining a bid of
+money far beyond the value from one, exciting the others to outbid
+in duty rent, thus:&mdash;'Well, Mich, you hear what Pat bids; now, what
+will <i>you</i> advance?'&mdash;'Why, yer honer, God knows it's more than
+the value, but I'll give yer honer three days
+turf-drawing.'&mdash;'Three days is it, my lad, when you know well
+enough that my turf-stack takes a month's fine weather to get
+in?'&mdash;'Och! then,' says Denis, 'but I'll not grudge your honer a
+week.'&mdash;'By the powers now,' says Larry, 'I'd give yer honer two
+weeks, if the place and the rint would kape a horse, or a mule, or
+a donkey, in the way of drawing; but I'll bring yer honer a fat pig
+any how, and pay the rint of four pounds an acre as punctually as
+<i>any other</i> man.'&mdash;'Larry, the land is yours, my boy, and a mighty
+chape bargain too! Ted Sullivan promised me five pounds an acre
+plantation; but I was rather doubtful of his manes&mdash;I'll only ask
+ye to cut and save me a few slane, according to times, as you
+cannot draw it.'"
+</div>
+
+<p>&pound;4 the acre!!! this certainly beats any thing we ever heard of before;
+and until now we thought it a service of danger for any man to bid for
+another's holding, or even to take an unoccupied one; but Mr Wiggins has
+made many discoveries which are new to us, and not the least
+extraordinary is, that "<i>Lycurgus gave laws to the Athenians.</i>"!!!</p>
+
+<p>One of the great panaceas of Lord Normanby's <i>prot&eacute;g&eacute;</i> is, that the land
+should be "set at full rents, on <i>sensible leases</i>"&mdash;which he proceeds
+to describe as leases for not less than twenty-one years. We have heard
+of many <i>longer</i> leases than those of twenty-one years, we never heard
+of any <i>shorter</i> being granted; and as the usual course is also to add a
+life&mdash;which may, and not unfrequently does, prolong the tenure to sixty
+or seventy years&mdash;we think that, if "sensible" leases had any effect,
+Ireland would have been long since contented.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Normanby is reported to have stated as facts, on the authority of
+Mr Wiggins, "that in Ireland, where the saleable produce of a farm was
+&pound;150, the share of the landlord in rent was &pound;100; while on the other
+hand, in England, if the produce was &pound;300, the share of the landlord was
+still &pound;100." Mr Wiggins, in his "<i>able work</i>," also shows, that in the
+shape of county cess the charge was nearly double in Ireland what it was
+in England. It is difficult to form any accurate idea of the relative
+amount of the county cess paid in Ireland, and of the local taxes in
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_655" id="Page_655">[Pg 655]</a></span>
+England, as in both countries they vary in each different locality. In
+Ireland, the exact amount of county cess levied in each barony, can be
+easily ascertained by reference to the respective county books; but in
+England, as the local taxation is in a great measure put on by vestry,
+it would be an arduous task to strike an average.</p>
+
+<p>In Ireland, the county cess varies in every barony, according to the
+amount of public works executed in each, or according to the state of
+crime in each district. In <i>peaceable</i> counties, and those which do not
+border on the Shannon, the county cess will vary from tenpence to one
+shilling an acre, half-yearly; while in disturbed districts, and in
+those counties adjoining the Shannon, it will amount to much more. In
+the first, because of the large sums obliged to be levied off them, as
+compensation to those whose cattle were maliciously houghed, or whose
+houses were burned; and in the latter, because of the great boon (the
+grant to improve the river) bestowed on Ireland by that government of
+which Lord Normanby was a prominent member. In the former case, those
+who pay highly have only themselves to blame; if they were well
+conducted, and discouraged the commission of crime, as all well-disposed
+men ought to do, they would not have to bear those additional burdens.
+In the latter, the grand-juries have no control; they must assess to
+repay the principal of the money advanced to them, and discharge the
+interest. Here we may be permitted to remark, that we believe, since
+publicity was given to their adjudications on fiscal matters, there is
+quite as little jobbing in Ireland as in this country. As a proof of the
+disposition of the gentry to reduce the expenditure to the lowest
+possible amount, we will state, what every gentleman serving on
+grand-juries in Ireland must be cognisant of&mdash;namely, <i>that not more
+than one-third of the presentments approved of by the rate-payers, are
+ever passed by the grand-juries</i>; and yet road sessions, at which the
+principal rate-payers have power to vote, were instituted to check the
+extravagance of the proprietors.</p>
+
+<p>The difficulty in ascertaining the proportion of the produce of the soil
+taken as rent by the landlords in either country, exists principally as
+regards the large holdings; because in England a great proportion of the
+farms are under tillage, while in Ireland, if not the whole, by far the
+greater part of all the extensive farms are under grass; and the profits
+of the grazier vary so much, that it is hard to form any correct
+estimate of the proportion of the produce taken by the landlord as rent,
+and that left to the tenant as interest for the money employed in the
+purchase of stock. But in the smaller class of holdings, we can have no
+difficulty in coming pretty near the truth; and as it is the grievances
+of the class of men by whom those small farms are held which require
+examination, the amount taken from them as rent, and left to then as
+remuneration for their labours, is what is most requisite to be
+ascertained. Let us, then, take a farm of twelve Irish acres, at 30s. an
+acre.</p>
+
+<p>According to the Irish mode of cultivating, it will be cropped and
+stocked as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+
+
+ <table summary="Production on an Irish farm" cellpadding="1">
+<tr><td colspan="4"></td><th>Acres.</th><th>R.</th><th>P.</th><td></td><th align="right" colspan="3">Saleable produce</th></tr>
+
+<tr><td>Landlord's rent,</td><td align="right">&pound;18</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">1</td><td align="right">2</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">Potatoes, at &pound;18 per acre,</td><td align="right">&pound;27</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0
+</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>County cess,</td><td align="right">1</td><td align="right">4</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">3</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">Oats, at &pound;7 per do.</td><td align="right">21</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Poor-rates,</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">7</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">1</td><td align="right">2</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">Meadow, at &pound;4 per do.</td><td align="right">6</td><td align="right">0 </td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr valign="top"><td colspan="4" align="right">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</td><td align="right">6</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">Under pasture, feeds four cows,<br />
+which produce 8 firkins of<br />
+butter, at &pound;2, 10s. each,</td><td align="right" valign="bottom">20</td><td align="right" valign="bottom">0</td><td align="right" valign="bottom">0</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td>Rent and taxes,</td><td align="right">&pound;19</td><td align="right">11</td><td align="right">0</td><td colspan="3"></td><td>Profit on calves,</td><td align="right">6</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td colspan="7"></td><td>Probable profit on pigs,</td><td align="right">10</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr valign="top"><td colspan="8"></td><td align="right" colspan="3">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td colspan="8"></td><td align="right">&pound;90</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td colspan="7"></td><td>Amount of rent and taxes paid by tenant,</td><td align="right">19</td><td align="right">11</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr valign="top"><td colspan="8"></td><td align="right" colspan="3">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</td></tr>
+<tr><td colspan="7"></td><td>Surplus left to tenant as remuneration for labor</td><td align="right">&pound;70</td><td align="right">9</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+
+</table>
+
+
+
+
+<p>This is but a rough calculation, and an underrated one as regards the
+profits of the tenant; but it serves our purpose sufficiently, and shows
+that, instead of taking two-thirds of the produce, the landlord takes
+not one-fourth&mdash;much less than the amount assumed to be taken in
+England. But when we consider the additional imposts which the English
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_656" id="Page_656">[Pg 656]</a></span>
+farmer has to pay in tithes, poor-rates, turnpikes, &amp;c., we must at once
+perceive how very much less the Irish tenant is charged in comparison to
+what he is subject to. But if the farm, stocked and cropped as we have
+above described it, (and it is the usual mode,) were cultivated as it
+ought to be&mdash;if, instead of having one-half under natural pasture, it
+were tilled after the Scotch or English system, and one-half or
+two-thirds of what is now comparatively unproductive pasture, were under
+green crops&mdash;we need not say how much the saleable produce would be
+increased; and consequently, how much the tenant's profits would be
+augmented. Yet surely that it is not so cultivated, is not the
+landlord's fault. If he has given a lease, he has no control further
+than to exact his rent; if he supply instruction, it may not be
+received; if he set a good example, it may not be followed. If the
+tenant will not consult his own interests, the landlord is not to be
+held as responsible for the consequences of his neglect. The fair way to
+calculate in this particular would be, not to take the saleable produce
+<i>at what it is</i>, raised under a deficient system and negligent
+cultivation; but <i>at what it might be</i>, if the tenant had but industry,
+and would but do his duty.</p>
+
+<p>In an article on the Irish fisheries, in the <i>Quarterly Review</i> for
+September last, (page 475,) we find it stated, that "the agricultural
+produce of Ireland was, in 1832, estimated at &pound;36,000,000 per annum,
+issuing out of 14,603,473 acres of land&mdash;<i>a return nearly one-half less
+than that rendered by an equal number of English acres; and this with
+five labourers employed in Ireland, where two only are required in
+England</i>." The rental of Ireland is ascertained to be above
+&pound;12,000,000; and thus we see that in fact the Irish landlord only
+receives the one-third of the saleable produce, raised by his slothful
+and negligent tenant, as rent. Let the produce be made equal to that of
+England, (and with common industry this might be made to exceed it,) and
+the share of the produce extracted as rent would only be about
+one-sixth. Yet Lord Normanby "burkes" this correct information, and
+clutches on the vague and unfounded assertions of Mr Wiggins, merely for
+the purpose of damaging the character of a body of men, who had already
+been sufficiently injured by the consequences of his misgovernment.</p>
+
+<p>We shall briefly advert to a few more of the items in the catalogue of
+Irish tenants' grievances.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"In England, the markets are near, and the cost of conveyance
+thereto seldom exceeds five per cent on value. In Ireland, the cost
+of preparing for and marketing, is ten and fifteen to twenty per
+cent on the value of the produce, and often more."
+</div>
+
+<p>In Ireland the saleable produce consists almost generally of oats,
+butter, potatoes, and pigs; for which there is a ready market in every
+village and town. As those markets are very seldom more than four or
+five miles apart; and as, moreover, horse-hire and human labour are at
+least fifty per cent cheaper in Ireland than in England&mdash;we are at a
+loss to discover how "the cost of preparing, and taking to market," can
+be fifteen per cent <i>more in the cheaper than in the dearer</i> country.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Wiggins makes <i>one</i> statement founded on truth, and we willingly give
+Lord Normanby the benefit of it. "In England, labour is effectual, and
+men skilful: in Ireland, three men are required for one in England." And
+we would respectfully ask his lordship who is to be blamed for this. Is
+it the landowner?&mdash;who, though he nominally pay <i>less</i>, in reality pays
+<i>more wages</i> than the Englishman for the cultivation of a given quantity
+of ground, and who would, if he could, for his own sake remedy the evil.
+Or does the blame lie at the door of Lord Normanby's own <i>prot&eacute;g&eacute;s</i>, the
+priests and agitators?&mdash;those men who held the reins of power, and the
+keys of prisons, during his administration; and who, by their pestilent
+conduct, have raised the minds of the peasantry from their natural
+occupation, and taught them to hope for affluence and independence from
+other sources than industry and employment. Those labourers, when
+working on task in England or Scotland, are found to be quite equal to
+English or Scotch labourers: why are they not so when at home? Lord
+Normanby's "unquestionable authority" is so very contradictory in his
+assertions, that, had he not received the sanction of his lordship's
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_657" id="Page_657">[Pg 657]</a></span>
+approbation, his own conflicting statements must have effectually
+destroyed his credibility, but for the encomiums passed on it. In one
+passage he condemns the landlords for the exorbitance of their rents;
+while in the next he makes it a matter of pride and gratification that
+he has <i>himself</i>, during his management, <i>raised</i> the rental of the
+property under his control <i>at least one-third</i>&mdash;while the adjoining
+estate is much more favourably circumstanced, and much more cheaply let,
+though by no means so prosperous.</p>
+
+<p>When a nobleman, so long and so intimately connected with the country
+whose interests are under discussion, as Lord Normanby was with Ireland,
+and who, from the position which he occupied and the opportunities which
+he possessed, ought to be particularly well informed on the question at
+issue, solemnly assures us, from his place in Parliament, and in a
+debate which he himself has originated, that the landlord and tenant
+question is one on which the most profound ignorance exists in this
+country, and that there never was a government which had so little local
+knowledge as the present, and which, consequently, was so ill fitted to
+legislate on the subject&mdash;when he laments other men's ignorance, and
+glorifies himself on his own particular knowledge&mdash;when, we say, a
+nobleman so circumstanced as the Marquis of Normanby, does all this, and
+at the same time recommends a guide, by whom the ignorant may be
+enlightened and the blind led, we are bound to believe that he has
+accurately ascertained the trustworthiness of the person under whose
+guidance he now would place us; and that he has maturely considered, and
+carefully proved, the correctness of those statements on which he would
+found legislation, by the test of his own experience. We are bound to
+believe (and we do) that the noble lord is firmly convinced of the
+accuracy of Mr Wiggins's views and principles, because they are exactly
+similar to those on which, during his government, he always acted.
+During his rule, the cause of the mob was every thing, and the cause of
+the gentry was nothing. Can we, then, be surprised at the state in which
+we find Ireland, and the difficulty experienced in hitting off the
+measures requisite for the emergency&mdash;when we see "the most beloved and
+popular viceroy that ever administered the government," and the one "who
+was said, beyond all others, to be best acquainted with the wants and
+wishes of that country," so profoundly ignorant of its most simple
+statistics&mdash;simple, it is true, but still bearing most importantly on a
+great and momentous question?</p>
+
+<p>We fear that, in his viceregal "progresses," the noble marquis was too
+much excited by the hearty cheers which greeted him, and too much
+engaged by the brilliant eyes that beamed upon him, to attend to the
+more ostensible and more serious duties of his office; and that he
+devoted the time which, if properly employed, might have enabled him to
+arrive at the truth, in chucking the chins and patting the heads of the
+pretty frail ones, to whom he addressed valedictory admonitions as he
+released them from those dungeons to which the over-strict laws of their
+country had (no doubt unjustly) consigned them.</p>
+
+<p>In the observations which we shall make on the pamphlet entitled "A Cry
+from Ireland," we wish to be distinctly understood&mdash;we do not undertake
+the task of showing up its glaring and wilful falsehoods for the purpose
+of exculpating Mr Shee, the principal person whose conduct is arraigned
+in it. He is openly, and boldly assailed; and if he be either unable or
+unwilling to defend his character, he is unworthy of sympathy or
+support. We undertake this duty, from higher and more important motives
+than the exculpation of any individual. The conduct of the Irish gentry
+is assailed through Mr Shee; and we wish to show that no landlord,
+however ill inclined he may be, <i>could</i> practise such legal tyranny as
+is imputed to this man. The administration of justice has been
+impugned&mdash;we wish to show how unjustly; and this we shall be able to do,
+even from the statements made by this wholesale libeller himself. The
+conduct of the government has been vilified, because they are accused of
+supplying Mr Shee with a police force, under whose protection, and <i>by
+whose assistance</i>, he is said to perpetrate the most glaring felonies in
+the open day&mdash;we leave the defence of their participation in Mr Shee's
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_658" id="Page_658">[Pg 658]</a></span>
+enormities to her Majesty's ministers, when they are called to account,
+as no doubt they will be, for allowing a force, paid for the protection
+of her Majesty's subjects, to be employed as the author of this pamphlet
+states them to be, in the following instance:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"In one case, that of a tenant named Bushe, of whom with many other
+sufferers I have not yet spoken, the landlord resolved on an
+ejectment; but Bushe owing no rent, he could only proceed as he had
+done against Pat Ring, or by some other process of a like kind. He
+took a shorter one. It so happened that, though Bushe had paid his
+rent in order to keep the house above his head&mdash;a very good house
+it was, to judge from the size and worth of the substantial walls
+which, in most parts, were still standing when I was there&mdash;he had
+not paid every man in the county to whom he was indebted. He owed
+one person, residing at a distance, a sum of money more, as it soon
+appeared, than he could pay at once. This man the landlord found
+out, through some of his agents appointed for such purposes, and
+purchased from him the debt which Bushe owed him. This account
+being legally conveyed to the landlord, he at once proceeded
+against his tenant the debtor, threw him into prison, and as soon
+as he got him there, went and took the roof off his house, turning
+out his wife and six young children upon the open highway. There
+they remained without shelter and without food, until some of the
+people of the adjoining village assisted them. The father was in
+prison, and could neither resist the spoliation of the house which
+he himself had built nor could he do any thing, by work or
+otherwise, for his family's subsistence. In every respect, the
+proceeding was illegal on the part of the landlord, but, though the
+lawyers urged Bushe to prosecute, and assured him of ultimate
+success, he was too far gone to listen to them. He was heartbroken.
+He had no confidence in any redress the law might give: he had seen
+a rich man set the law at defiance; and the ruin of his roofless
+house&mdash;<i>every piece of timber from which, and every handful of
+thatch, as also the doors and windows, had been carried away by
+orders of the landlord, and b the assistance of the constabulary,
+who are located on the estate at the express request of the
+landlord, and by sanction of the government</i>."
+</div>
+
+<p>Here we have it asserted that an undoubted and most audacious felony has
+been committed, and that the police force not only protected the
+aggressors, <i>but actually assisted</i> in the perpetration of the crime.
+Surely this is a case in which immediate punishment must have followed,
+if an appeal lad been made to the law. It admitted of no excuse. A man,
+without a shadow of right, destroys and carries of the materials of
+another man's house. The police force not only do not prevent, <i>but they
+assist him</i>. There is a stipendiary magistrate, but he does not
+interfere; a petty sessions court, but no recourse is had to it; and,
+strange to say, there is Daniel O'Connell, to whom every thing is known,
+and he is silent; the two Messrs Butler, the members for the county, and
+they are mute; Lord J. Russell assails the conduct of the ministry
+towards Ireland&mdash;here was a case more flagrant than any he brought
+forward; he knows it, for he recommends the book in which it is
+stated&mdash;he dares not bring it forward, for no doubt he enquired, and
+found it was untrue. To have it refuted, would not answer his purposes
+or those of O'Connell, his ally. He recommends the book as an authority
+to those who wish to see how the Irish are treated by their landlords;
+and, receiving his sanction, it gets into circulation, and obtaius
+belief for, others in addition to the many calumnies already propagated
+against the Irish gentry. The author tells us&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"The writer of the following pages has personally visited many of
+the towns and rural districts of Ireland; and, <i>in obedience to
+those who instructed him to perform the task</i>, has drawn up a plain
+statement of facts, for the benefit of persons interested in the
+welfare of Ireland, and who cannot visit that country personally to
+judge for themselves."
+</div>
+
+<p>And right clumsily has he performed the duty assigned to him. Had his
+cunning been equal to his malignity, he would have acted with more
+prudence. He would not have recklessly asserted in one place what his
+own admissions refute in another. He would not have charged the most
+talented, distinguished, and impartial law-officers of the crown with
+having strained the law to protect a delinquent because he was a
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_659" id="Page_659">[Pg 659]</a></span>
+Protestant&mdash;and afterwards shown that the conduct of this man was
+condemned by those very persons accused of partiality towards him; and
+that his illegal acts were punished by those very tribunals to which (he
+asserts) no poor man need think of applying for redress. He, however,
+does his best to cover those glaring inconsistencies. He breaks the
+thread of his narrative, and intersperses his stories in such a manner,
+that a casual reader, who has not time or inclination to examine or
+compare them, may easily be deceived and misled. For the purpose of
+showing the reliance to be placed on Lord John Russell's authority, we
+shall take up one case, (that of Patrick Ring,) and follow it out to its
+conclusion.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"The first proceeding was against Patrick Ring, a tenant, who held
+on a lease of thirty-one years and a life, and who owed no arrears
+up to 1842; the proceedings against him began in March 1841, and
+have given rise to a complicated variety of actions at law, ending
+with his ejectment and utter beggary.<br /><br />
+
+"As he owed no rent, and as no possible reason for getting rid of
+him as a tenant could be assigned, nor was ever offered until long
+after proceedings had begun, a bold stroke to make a beginning was
+absolutely requisite, and it was struck. The lease specified a
+certain day in May and in November, as that on which the
+half-yearly rent would fall due. Those days had been strictly
+adhered to, and no one knew this better than the landlord. But in
+1841 he obtained a warrant of distraint,<a name="FNanchor_39_39" id="FNanchor_39_39"></a><a href="#Footnote_39_39" class="fnanchor">[39]</a> and seized on Ring on
+the 26th of March, for rent alleged to be due on the 25th. It might
+have been a hard enough misfortune to be distrained on the day
+following that of the rent being due in any case, especially in
+spring, when the cattle and implements of labour, as also the
+seed-corn, and potatoes, the articles distrained, are required for
+the peculiar duties of that most important season, seed-time. But
+when such a distraint was made on such articles, so indispensable
+in their uses even for a day, to say nothing of weeks, and no rent
+nor debt of any kind owing, the case is peculiarly a hard one on
+the tenant.<br /><br />
+
+"Patrick Ring caused a replevin to be entered with the
+sheriff&mdash;that is, he gave security that he would pay the rent, if
+rent was due, as soon as a trial at quarter-sessions or assizes
+could be had&mdash;that he might in the mean time get the use of the
+property upon which the distraint lay. He accordingly proved by his
+lease that he owed nothing&mdash;that no rent was due until May. But
+before that was done, May had come, and the rent was due. He paid
+it punctually, and proceeded against the landlord for damages, or
+rather for the costs to which he had been exposed. This being
+opposed, occupied much time; and before it was settled, the
+landlord once more distrained for rent alleged to be due on the
+29th of September. Again Patrick Ring replevined, and proved his
+rent-days to be in November and May, and not in September and
+March. The case of costs and trespass came to trial in respect of
+both seizures, and was decided in Ring's favour. Thus a jury and a
+judge certified by their decision that the tenant was right, and
+the landlord wrong. The damages awarded were very moderate, only
+L12 and costs; but the tenant looked on the verdict as most
+important, in respect of its setting, as he thought, the validity
+of his lease and the period of his rent-days at rest. But that the
+damages were too moderate as regarded the landlord was manifest
+from the fact, that he again distrained in March for rent not due
+until May.<br /><br />
+
+"He now, it being again seed-time, took a more effectual way of
+crippling the tenant than before. He seized on the farm implements
+and stock, of which the dunghill was in his eyes the most important.
+He had it, without a legal sale, carried away to his own farm-yard,
+even to the very rakings and sweepings of the road and the yard near
+which it lay. This he did that Ring might have no manure for his
+potato ground, knowing that crops so planted would not easily afford
+the rent; and that, when no rent was forthcoming, an ejectment would
+soon follow. Other things&mdash;a plough, and a horse, and some
+furniture&mdash;were sold, and Ring was once more involved in litigation.
+These things were bought in with his own money, save the dung-heap,
+which the landlord would not give him a chance of buying in; and
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_660" id="Page_660">[Pg 660]</a></span>
+thus Ring was obliged to pay his rent before it was due, with all
+the expenses of a distraint and sale&mdash;the most expensively conducted
+of any distraints and sales under the British crown. He thought to
+recover damages for all this loss; but he was not able to pay his
+rent in addition to all this, when it became due; and thus, by some
+hocus-pocus of the law, the two cases became so mingled together as
+to be inextricable."
+</div>
+
+<p>From this statement it would appear that this Mr Shee distrained
+illegally, that the tenant sought the protection of the law, and that he
+obtained damages to the amount of &pound;12. This may appear an inconsiderable
+sum; but when it is considered that an officer entitled a "replevinger,"
+resides in almost every town, that the stock or implements were not
+removed from the premises, and that Ring, if he exerted himself, could
+not be deprived of their use for a <i>second day</i>&mdash;we must admit it was a
+fair remuneration for his trouble. Well&mdash;but this Mr Shee, with the
+knowledge of his former misconduct, and its punishment before him, again
+seizes: and this time he commits a <i>felony</i>, as well as an illegal act;
+for he carries off the tenant's manure, and appropriates it to his own
+use, without going through any legal form whatever. The tenant obtained
+justice before; but now (with a still stronger case) he refuses to bring
+his action, which, in the quarter-sessions court, would have cost him
+2s. 6d. He is quite aware of his rights, for he defended them
+successfully before; yet for some reason or another, <i>studiously
+concealed</i>, he now remains inactive.<a name="FNanchor_40_40" id="FNanchor_40_40"></a><a href="#Footnote_40_40" class="fnanchor">[40]</a></p>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p>Is every person so silly as to believe that this Mr Shee, who was more
+than once successfully prosecuted for assaults and illegal acts, would
+not again be brought to justice for such a serious breach of the law as
+that of forcibly carrying off another man's property. The criminal
+prosecution would only have cost one shilling; and can we believe he
+would a <i>third</i> time subject himself to an action for illegal distress,
+with the rent-days specified in the lease well known to him?</p>
+
+<p>But all the assertions of this paid maligner sink into insignificance
+compared with what follows. We know not which to be most amazed at&mdash;the
+recklessness, or the stupid ignorance of the man.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"It would be too tedious to give a detailed account of every
+lawsuit that now followed; but from that time, <i>the summer of 1842,
+up to the summer assizes of 1843</i>, the landlord proceeded in the
+courts for a warrant of ejectment against Ring <i>nine times</i>. On the
+first eight cases he was defeated; but he succeeded on the ninth.
+He had thirteen other lawsuits of various kinds with the same
+defendant, during which he sold his furniture five times and his
+horse twice. In all, <i>he had twenty auctions of sale previous to
+midsummer of this year</i>. Part of the furniture was in several of
+these instances only bought back by the agent, Mr James Coyne,
+handing money privately to Ring to pay for it. This is the agent
+formerly spoken of, who at last gave up his situation out of sheer
+disgust at the odious work he was called on to perform.
+
+"The crop of 1842 was seized on and sold at seven different times.
+It was much more than sufficient to pay the rent, even though the
+manure was carried away in the spring by the landlord; but those
+seven different seizures, with seven different sales, with a number
+of men receiving at each of the seven seizures 2s. 4d. a-day, as
+keepers to watch the crop from the day of distraint to the day of
+sale&mdash;those seven seizures on a crop which might have been all
+seized and sold at one time, with only one set of
+expenses&mdash;resulted, as they were intended to do, in nearly doubling
+the rent. Moreover, the crop being distrained on while growing, was
+cut down by people whom the landlord employed, although the tenant
+and his family were standing unemployed; and to such work-people the
+landlord can give any wages he chooses, to be deducted from the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_661" id="Page_661">[Pg 661]</a></span>
+tenant, up to 2s. 6d. a-day! even though the harvest wages of the
+district be 8d. or 10d. a-day!<a name="FNanchor_41_41" id="FNanchor_41_41"></a><a href="#Footnote_41_41" class="fnanchor">[41]</a>&mdash;even though the tenant, who is
+thus not allowed to give his own labour to his own farm, may, to
+avoid starvation, be compelled to work to another employer for the
+fourth part, to wit, 7&frac12;d. a-day, of what the law obliges him to
+pay for workmen on his own farm.
+
+"It will give some proof of the exertions made by the tenant to pay
+his way when I state, that, notwithstanding all the extraordinary
+expenses of the seizures, and of the protracted and complicated
+litigation, <i>the rent was paid by the autumn of 1842</i>. There as
+nothing owing by Ring save a sum of &pound;1 and odds, connected with the
+expenses of a summons which had been decided against him on some
+technical point of law."
+</div>
+
+<p>Here it is stated, in the first place, <i>that from the summer assizes
+1842, to the same period in 1843, Ring was nine times proceeded against
+by ejectment</i>. Now the landlord could only proceed by ejectment in the
+quarter-sessions' court, or in the superior courts. The
+quarter-sessions' courts are held but <i>four times</i> in the year, namely,
+in January, April, July, and October. The sessions were only held <i>three
+times</i> within the period during which Ring is said to have been <i>nine
+times</i> sued by ejectment; and consequently, if Mr Shee were even
+inclined, it would be impossible for him to have proceeded more than
+<i>three times</i> against him in the sessions court. But if he instituted
+his suit in the superior courts, (if defence were taken, as clearly was
+the case,) he could only have proceeded twice, "for the ejectment served
+at November should be tried at the spring assizes, and the one served
+subsequently at the summer assizes;" and the production of any process
+from the superior courts, or the proof that such was had recourse to,
+would effectually bar the landlord from proceeding in the inferior
+courts. He could not proceed in both at the same time; and thus we see
+that it would be impossible for any landlord, however oppressive, <i>to
+have proceeded by ejectment more than three times within the period in
+which this veracious compiler of grievances positively asserts Shee
+proceeded nine times</i>. Next, he says, "the crop of 1842 was sold seven
+different times," and "altogether he had <i>twenty auctions of sale</i>
+before midsummer of 1843." Now, any proceeding by distress, pending the
+progress of the ejectment, would have vitiated it and upset it; for the
+law does not allow two different modes of proceeding for the same debt
+at the same time; and in no courts is such scrupulous regard paid to the
+rights of the tenant as in the quarter-sessions courts. But no decree
+can be granted in ejectment cases until <i>a clear year's rent</i> shall have
+been proved to be due; and yet we find this man, Patrick Ring, who, it
+is asserted, <i>owed no arrears of rent up to 1842, and the sale of whose
+crops and stock paid his rent up to autumn 1842</i>, evicted in summer
+1843, when only <i>half a year's rent could have accrued due</i>; and this,
+too, by a Roman Catholic assistant barrister, (Mr O'Gorman,) a judge
+above any suspicion, and who, if we are to believe the statement
+contained in Ring's own letter, was not at all partial to his
+persecutor.</p>
+
+<p>To show how tyrannically men may act with impunity, (if they be
+landlords,) he quotes the case of O'Driscoll, who struck a boy with his
+horsewhip; yet he is obliged to admit, that for doing so he was fined
+L3 by his brother magistrates, and dismissed from the commission of the
+peace by the lord-chancellor. To create the desired degree of prejudice
+against the Irish landlords, it is necessary to impugn the
+administration of justice; for people here would naturally enough say,
+when they read of such atrocities, "why don't those men so injured have
+recourse to the law?" Therefore it must be shown (at any risk) that the
+law is no impediment in the way of a tyrannical landlord. The falsehoods
+may not be immediately detected; and in the mean time the object may be
+achieved. Accordingly we find that a landlord can thus summarily dispose
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_662" id="Page_662">[Pg 662]</a></span>
+of an obnoxious tenant. This Mr Shee was fired at: our author has his
+doubts&mdash;although it appears, by his own account of the trial, that slugs
+were lodged in his hand, and that his hat was perforated&mdash;and he adds&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"But, if really fired at, and therefore much frightened, as he
+doubtless would be, <i>it was not a loss to him</i>. With the facility
+which the law in Ireland gives him as a landlord, he at once threw
+those tenants into jail with whom he had been involved in
+litigation. Consequently, before they could prosecute him for
+damages, or before they could be witnesses in another case, they
+had themselves to be tried for attempted murder!<br /><br />
+
+"Patrick Ring was one of those arrested; and though several
+hundreds of people, some of them gentlemen of rank and property,
+knew that he had been in the Catholic chapel for an hour before and
+an hour after the time the shot was alleged to have been fired, and
+that at the distance of two miles, yet he was kept in prison, in
+solitary confinement, not allowed to see any friend, nor even a
+lawyer, for several weeks. He was not even examined before a
+magistrate. This last fact in the administration of the law is, I
+believe, peculiar to Ireland only. Whether it is consistent with,
+or contrary to law, I cannot say. In England we consider it but
+justice to the accused and the accuser, to bring them face to face
+before a magistrate at the earliest opportunity. But in this case,
+the landlord (<i>and I am told such a thing is quite common in all
+such cases</i>) put Pat Ring in prison, kept him there three weeks in
+close confinement, apart even from a legal adviser, and then
+allowed him to go out without even taking him before a magistrate,
+or offering any evidence against him.<br /><br />
+
+"We may easily conceive circumstances which would warrant the
+landlord to suspect this man, so as to have him taken up, and which
+might ultimately turn out to be so weak as to prevent the
+production of any evidence whatever. Had the landlord merely put
+Pat Ring in prison, and let him out again after finding, through a
+period of three weeks, that he could get no evidence against him,
+there would be little to complain of, save that the law should not
+compel the magistrates to bring the accused up for examination, or
+that the prison authorities should not let the prisoner have an
+interview with a legal adviser; but the landlord did much more.
+<i>While Pat Ring was in jail, the landlord sent and made a wreck of
+his house and farm; took the roof, thatch, and wood off the barn,
+stable, and dwelling-house, save in one small portion of the
+latter; and every handful of the thatch and wood so pulled down
+was carried away to the landlord's own premises.</i> The doors and
+windows he also carried away; pulled down the gates of the
+farm-yard and the garden, and the garden-wall. These gates were
+iron, and had been erected by the tenant a few years before at
+considerable expense. The houses were also all of his own erection;
+the thatch and timber of the roof, carried away by the landlord,
+was Pat Ring's own property; <i>and all was taken away, and the whole
+place wrecked, without any warrant whatever for so doing; without
+any right whatever, save the right which, by the laxity of the law
+and the dominancy of a faction, a landlord, belonging to that
+dominant faction, may create for himself; without any authority
+whatever, save the power of his own high hand, against which the
+law is powerless</i>.<br /><br />
+
+"Pat Ring, after being kept in prison for three weeks, apart from
+every friend and adviser, and apart from every human creature, save
+the spies with which every prison in Ireland abounds&mdash;(persons who
+are kept there at the public expense, and who are put to sleep with
+such men as Pat Ring; and who, pretending to make a confidant of
+the fresh prisoner, tell tales of the assaults and murders which,
+as a trap, they profess to have been concerned in&mdash;they urging the
+new prisoner to confess all, to split on his accomplices, and take
+the reward of &pound;100 at once,&mdash;except such companions as these, some
+of whom I saw produced as witnesses for the Crown at the Kilkenny
+assizes, thus learning from their own mouths the nature of their
+diabolical employment)&mdash;excepting these, to whom, as Pat Ring
+declares, he indignantly answered again and again that he had
+nothing to confess, he saw no human being during his
+incarceration&mdash;was liberated, and went joyfully home; but when he
+went there, alas! his home was a ruin."
+</div>
+
+<p>We suppose we need scarcely point out the absurdity of such a statement
+as this. Some magistrate <i>must</i> have committed this man; the jailer
+could not receive him without a committal, nor set him at large
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_663" id="Page_663">[Pg 663]</a></span>
+<a name="FNanchor_42_42" id="FNanchor_42_42"></a><a href="#Footnote_42_42" class="fnanchor">[42]</a>
+without a discharge; although, from the account given, the inference may
+be easily drawn that, on his own will, Shee had thrown Ring into prison.
+If falsely imprisoned, he had his action against the magistrate who
+committed him. The committal, which the jailer holds for his own
+security, would discover the person who had acted so illegally. If any
+man acted as Shee is said to have done in this instance, the law is not
+to be blamed&mdash;for it forbids such conduct: the government officers who
+permitted it to be violated, are the really guilty parties. And here
+again we may ask&mdash;why were not the government called on to explain the
+conduct of their officials, by Lord John Russell, who read and
+recommended the book to the attention of Sir Robert Peel? But in
+addition to the necessity of having Ring thrown into jail, to exhibit
+the power of the landlords, it was necessary, for our author's purposes,
+that he should be put out of the way, in order to account for an apology
+given by the editor of a local newspaper to this Mr Shee.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+"An action was brought against the proprietor of the journal for a
+malicious libel, in calling this gentleman a 'notorious landlord.'
+A man who had, in two years and a half, had above two hundred
+disputes with his peasantry, not half of which I have yet even
+alluded to, but all of which, alluded to and related, had occurred
+previous to that time&mdash;such a man, to prosecute for being called
+'notorious,' had good confidence.<br /><br />
+
+"But he had also a good case. It would be scouted out of
+Westminster Hall, but it was a good case in <i>Ireland</i>. An English
+judge, after hearing evidence for the defence in such a
+case&mdash;evidence in justification&mdash;would not sum up to the jury, or,
+if he began his summary, the jury would stop him with an intimation
+that their minds were made up! <i>But to the Irish jury&mdash;the special
+jury of landlords before whom this case was about to be
+brought</i>&mdash;the proprietor of the Irish newspaper looked forward with
+a certainty of being convicted on a criminal charge, the punishment
+of which would have probably been one or two years' imprisonment
+and a heavy fine.<br /><br />
+
+"He might have hoped for a verdict in his favour had the case stood
+for a common jury, or for a special jury in any of the counties
+where he was known, or where his paper circulated. When it was
+intimated to him that the trial would not take place in Kilkenny,
+he urged that the venue might be laid in Waterford, or Tipperary,
+or Wexford, or Carlow, or in the Queen's County, where something
+was known of each of the parties; but no, the venue was laid in the
+county of Dublin, where the gentlemen who would form the special
+jury were all of the landlord class, and nearly all belonging to
+the dominant church-and-state party. <i>In that county nothing was
+known of either plaintiff or defendant</i>, save that the first was a
+distinguished Protestant partisan and that the other was a
+Catholic, and proprietor of a liberal newspaper. Of their private
+characters nothing was known.<br /><br />
+
+"Still the defendant resolved to go to trial, and justify the
+epithet 'notorious' as applied to the landlord. He intended taking
+several of the worst-used tenants up as witnesses; and he also
+obtained the official records of the petty sessions, quarter
+sessions, and assize courts, to put in as evidence to show the
+overwhelming amount of litigation carried on by the landlord with
+his tenantry. He resolved on doing all this, <i>though sure of being
+condemned to imprisonment and a fine by the special jury</i>; he
+judged, from the well-known reputation of that class of men, and
+from what he had seen other newspaper proprietors receive at their
+hands for publishing the oppressive conduct of landlords; but he
+resolved on justifying by evidence, in the hope that a public
+trial, at which such witnesses as the persecuted tenants of
+plaintiff would appear, would draw public attention to their
+unfortunate condition. <i>He had chosen Patrick Ring and John Ryan,
+the worst-used of the tenants, and one or two others</i>, as
+witnesses; but what was his dismay when he found Patrick Ring once
+more thrown into jail, as also the
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_664" id="Page_664">[Pg 664]</a></span>
+others, at the instance of the landlord, on the charge of
+attempting to shoot him!<br /><br />
+
+"Thus, without his witnesses, the defendant, after incurring the
+expense of about &pound;100 in preparing his defence, was glad to get out
+of the case in any shape. He made a public and most humble apology,
+paid all expenses, and the prosecution was dropped. As soon as this
+was effected, Patrick Ring, but for whose imprisonment on an
+accusation of murder the trial would have gone on, 'was again
+allowed to walk out of jail, without having undergone any
+examination&mdash;without having had any evidence produced against
+him.'"
+</div>
+
+<p>The juries of the county Dublin are certainly the most independent, and
+least likely to be prejudiced in favour of a landlord, that can be
+found. They are in a great measure composed of wealthy merchants, who
+reside in the neighbourhood of the city; and every one knows that a
+judge's summons would have procured the attendance of Ring at the trial;
+but it was necessary to find an excuse for this abject apology.</p>
+
+<p>We cannot, in the present instance, impute the conduct of this
+truth-telling authority to ignorance; we must attribute it to his wish
+to make the British public believe that all those civil bill processes
+were at the suit of landlords against tenants&mdash;to the desire or the
+necessity he felt himself under of sacrificing all principle to the
+objects for the accomplishment of which he was employed. He <i>must know</i>
+that nineteen-twentieths of those civil bills are actions for debts
+brought by shopkeepers against their customers, or by one peasant
+against another&mdash;for money lent, or for the price of provisions sold
+them: he <i>must know</i> (if he knows any thing) that perhaps not fifty, out
+of the whole 4318, are for rent; and that, where rent is at all sued for
+by process, it is only in cases where the landlord takes the tenant's I
+O U, in order to give him more time for what was long since due. The
+landlord <i>can at any time distrain</i> for his rent; what object, then,
+would he have in incurring expense, and encountering delay, to procure a
+decree, which, when obtained, would <i>only restrict his former power</i>?
+All this does he know; and yet he quotes the number of processes issued
+by the most litigious people on earth against each other, as a proof of
+the tyranny of the landlords, and as the fruitful source of poverty and
+crime.</p>
+
+<p>We have to apologise for the length of our remarks on those two
+productions. The one contains, we doubt not, the sincere opinions of a
+well-meaning, but very silly gentleman; while the other bears upon its
+unprincipled statements the stamp of premeditated dishonesty. Yet it is
+upon authorities such as these that the Irish gentry are to be
+condemned, and their estates confiscated; upon authorities such as these
+that the interests of men, whose greatest crime is attachment to British
+connexion, are to be sacrificed to greedy agitators, and a ferocious and
+idle people. Sir Robert Peel may, <i>perhaps</i>, without danger, give an
+extension of the franchise&mdash;the corporations are all, with one solitary
+exception, (Belfast,) as revolutionary as they can be made; and the
+Roman Catholic bishops may not be able to obtain political ascendancy
+over any more counties than those already subject to their sway; but we
+would call on him to pause and consider well before he disgusts the best
+friends of England, by lending attention to the unfounded statements of
+revolutionary priests, promulgated by mercenary writers; or the
+legislative quackeries of a disappointed, dishonest, and despicable
+faction.</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_29_29" id="Footnote_29_29"></a><a href="#FNanchor_29_29"><span class="label">[29]</span></a> Ireland&mdash;The Landlord and Tenant Question&mdash;Lord Normanby's
+Speech&mdash;Mr Wiggins's Book, "A Cry from Ireland."</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_30_30" id="Footnote_30_30"></a><a href="#FNanchor_30_30"><span class="label">[30]</span></a> One would think there were no poor-houses.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_31_31" id="Footnote_31_31"></a><a href="#FNanchor_31_31"><span class="label">[31]</span></a> Scotland has been more favoured in this respect. Ample details on
+the point mentioned, and on every other relating to its physical, moral,
+and economical state, may be found in the New Statistical Account&mdash;a
+work which places the country under great obligations to the clergy of
+the Established Church, who have furnished the accounts of their
+parishes, and which display, in general, a range of intelligence in the
+highest degree creditable to their order.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_32_32" id="Footnote_32_32"></a><a href="#FNanchor_32_32"><span class="label">[32]</span></a>
+
+Taken from the last census. Average rent of land per acre<a name="FNanchor_33_33" id="FNanchor_33_33"></a><a href="#Footnote_33_33" class="fnanchor">[33]</a> in
+each county of Ireland.</p>
+
+
+<table summary="Average rent of land per acre in Irish counties"><tr valign="top"><td>
+ <table summary="Average rent of land per acre in Ulster" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+<tr><th colspan="4">Ulster.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Antrim</td><td align="right">&pound;0</td><td align="right">16</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Armagh</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">11</td><td align="right">8</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Cavan</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">7&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Donegal</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">6</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Down</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">16</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Fermanagh</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">7</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Londonderry</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">12</td><td align="right">2&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Monaghan</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">3&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Tyrone</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">14</td><td align="right">6</td></tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+
+<td>
+ <table summary="Average rent of land per acre in Leinster" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+<tr><th colspan="4">Leinster.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Carlow</td><td align="right">&pound;0</td><td align="right">15</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Dublin</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">18</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Kildare</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Kilkenny</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">17</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">King's County</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">12</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Longford</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">12</td><td align="right">3</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Louth</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">16</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Meath</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">18</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Queen's County</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">14</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Westmeath</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">7</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Wexford</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">14</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Wicklow</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">12</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+
+
+
+<td>
+ <table summary="Average rent of land per acre in Munster" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+<tr><th colspan="4">Munster.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Clare</td><td align="right">&pound;0</td><td align="right">11</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Cork</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">7</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Kerry</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">6</td><td align="right">1</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Limerick</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">18</td><td align="right">8</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Tipperary</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">17</td><td align="right">8&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Waterford</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">12</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+
+
+
+<td>
+ <table summary="Average rent of land per acre in Connaught" border="1" cellpadding="5">
+<tr><th colspan="4">Connaught.</th></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Galway</td><td align="right">&pound;0</td><td align="right">12</td><td align="right">1</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Leitrim</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">10</td><td align="right">7&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Mayo</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">8</td><td align="right">6</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Roscommon</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">13</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td align="right">Sligo</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">10</td><td align="right">8</td></tr>
+</table>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_33_33" id="Footnote_33_33"></a><a href="#FNanchor_33_33"><span class="label">[33]</span></a> The plantation acre, containing more than 1:3:0 statute.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_34_34" id="Footnote_34_34"></a><a href="#FNanchor_34_34"><span class="label">[34]</span></a> In a letter, signed "an Irishman," published by the <i>Times</i>, the
+writer adduces as a proof of the <i>extortion</i> of Irish landlords, that he
+has known a tenant in the north, whose lease was about to expire,
+receive &pound;270 for his interest in fourteen acres of land.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_35_35" id="Footnote_35_35"></a><a href="#FNanchor_35_35"><span class="label">[35]</span></a> We read in the <i>Times</i> a few days since, that the men employed in
+opening the navigation of the Shannon at Rooskey had struck for an
+advance in wages&mdash;they had 1s. a-day, and demanded 2s. Those who were
+willing to continue were forced by armed men to abandon their work, and
+threatening notices were served on the contractors; yet in this very
+neighbourhood it is stated in the poor-law report that able-bodied men
+were willing to work for 6d. a-day, but could not procure employment. It
+is always thus:&mdash;when there is no employment, it is an excuse for their
+idleness, when there is, they won't work but at the most extravagant
+wages. To show that 1s. a-day was fair wages, we shall give an account
+of the quantity of provisions which can be purchased at Rooskey for one
+shilling.</p>
+
+<br />
+
+ <table summary="provision purchased for 1 shilling" cellpadding="3">
+ <tr><td>14 lbs. of potatoes,</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">1&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td>2&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do. oatmeal,</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">2</td></tr>
+<tr><td>2&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do. bacon,</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">7&frac12;</td></tr>
+<tr><td>3 quarts of milk,</td><td align="right">0</td><td align="right">1</td></tr>
+
+
+
+<tr><td align="right">Total,</td><td align="right">1</td><td align="right">0</td></tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_36_36" id="Footnote_36_36"></a><a href="#FNanchor_36_36"><span class="label">[36]</span></a> <i>Irish Landlords, Rents, and Tenures, &amp;c.</i> Published by Murray,
+Albemarle Street.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_37_37" id="Footnote_37_37"></a><a href="#FNanchor_37_37"><span class="label">[37]</span></a> Doctor M'Hale declared publicly, that, if it so pleased him, he
+would place two <i>cow-boys</i> in the representation of Mayo.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_38_38" id="Footnote_38_38"></a><a href="#FNanchor_38_38"><span class="label">[38]</span></a> At the trial of the men for the murder of Mr Brian the other day,
+at the Wexford assizes, the people cheered so loudly when the witnesses
+hesitated or doubted, that a woman, the principal evidence, declared
+"she would tell nothing more." The judge was obliged to order the
+court-house to be cleared, and the accused were acquitted.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_39_39" id="Footnote_39_39"></a><a href="#FNanchor_39_39"><span class="label">[39]</span></a> A landlord requires no such warrant&mdash;he can distrain without any
+authority.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_40_40" id="Footnote_40_40"></a><a href="#FNanchor_40_40"><span class="label">[40]</span></a> In case of replevin, the valuation of the stock or crop seized is
+left to the <i>tenant himself</i>, so that sometimes he may value stock worth
+50s. at only 20s., and they <i>must</i> be restored to him, on giving
+security for what he sets them down as worth. The landlord cannot
+interfere.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_41_41" id="Footnote_41_41"></a><a href="#FNanchor_41_41"><span class="label">[41]</span></a> The law never allows the landlord <i>more</i> than the wages paid in the
+neighbourhood, in case he is obliged to employ men to save the crop.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_42_42" id="Footnote_42_42"></a><a href="#FNanchor_42_42"><span class="label">[42]</span></a> A man committed can only be discharged on bail, or by the bills
+being ignored by the grand jury.</p></div>
+
+</div>
+
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+ <div class="figcenter"
+ style="width:100%;">
+ <a href="images/134.jpg"
+ name="MAP"
+ id="MAP"><img width="100%"
+ src="images/134.jpg"
+ alt="MAP OF AFRICA" /></a>
+</div>
+
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+
+<p class="center"><i>Edinburgh: Printed by Ballantyne and Hughes, Paul's Work.</i></p>
+
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+<pre>
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