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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Orpheus in Mayfair and Other Stories and
+Sketches, by Maurice Baring
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: Orpheus in Mayfair and Other Stories and Sketches
+
+Author: Maurice Baring
+
+Release Date: April 3, 2006 [EBook #2492]
+Last Updated: October 31, 2016
+
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ORPHEUS IN MAYFAIR AND OTHER ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Dagny; Emma Dudding; John Bickers; David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ ORPHEUS IN MAYFAIR <br /> <br /> AND OTHER STORIES AND SKETCHES
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ BY MAURICE BARING
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ TO ETHEL SMYTH
+ </h3>
+ <h5>
+ NOTE
+ </h5>
+ <h5>
+ Most of the stories and sketches in this book have appeared in the <i>Morning
+ Post</i>. One of them was published in the <i>Westminster Gazette</i>. I
+ have to thank the editors and proprietors concerned for their kindness in
+ allowing me to republish them. <br /> <br />
+ </h5>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>CONTENTS</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> ORPHEUS IN MAYFAIR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> THE CRICKET MATCH AN INCIDENT AT A PRIVATE
+ SCHOOL </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE SHADOW OF A MIDNIGHT A GHOST STORY </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> JEAN FRANCOIS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> THE FLUTE OF CHANG LIANG </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> &ldquo;WHAT IS TRUTH?&rdquo; </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> A LUNCHEON-PARTY </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> FETE GALANTE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> THE GARLAND </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> THE SPIDER&rsquo;S WEB </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> EDWARD II. AT BERKELEY CASTLE BY AN
+ EYE-WITNESS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> THE ISLAND </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> THE MAN WHO GAVE GOOD ADVICE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> RUSSALKA </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> THE OLD WOMAN </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> DR. FAUST&rsquo;S LAST DAY </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0017"> THE FLUTE-PLAYER&rsquo;S STORY </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0018"> A CHINAMAN ON OXFORD </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0019"> VENUS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0020"> THE FIRE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0021"> THE CONQUEROR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0022"> THE IKON </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0023"> THE THIEF </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0024"> THE STAR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0025"> CHUN WA </a>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ ORPHEUS IN MAYFAIR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Heraclius Themistocles Margaritis was a professional musician. He was a
+ singer and a composer of songs; he wrote poetry in Romaic, and composed
+ tunes to suit rhymes. But it was not thus that he earned his daily bread,
+ and he was poor, very poor. To earn his livelihood he gave lessons, music
+ lessons during the day, and in the evening lessons in Greek, ancient and
+ modern, to such people (and these were rare) who wished to learn these
+ languages. He was a young man, only twenty-four, and he had married,
+ before he came of age, an Italian girl called Tina. They had come to
+ England in order to make their fortune. They lived in apartments in the
+ Hereford Road, Bayswater.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They had two children, a little girl and a little boy; they were very much
+ in love with each other, as happy as birds, and as poor as church mice.
+ For Heraclius Themistocles got but few pupils, and although he had sung in
+ public at one or two concerts, and had not been received unfavourably, he
+ failed to obtain engagements to sing in private houses, which was his
+ ambition. He hoped by this means to become well known, and then to be able
+ to give recitals of his own where he would reveal to the world those tunes
+ in which he knew the spirit of Hellas breathed. The whole desire of his
+ life was to bring back and to give to the world the forgotten but undying
+ Song of Greece. In spite of this, the modest advertisement which was to be
+ found at concert agencies announcing that Mr. Heraclius Themistocles
+ Margaritis was willing to attend evening parties and to give an exhibition
+ of Greek music, ancient and modern, had as yet met with no response. After
+ he had been a year in England the only steps towards making a fortune were
+ two public performances at charity matinees, one or two pupils in
+ pianoforte playing, and an occasional but rare engagement for stray pupils
+ at a school of modern languages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was in the middle of the second summer after his arrival that an
+ incident occurred which proved to be the turning point of his career. A
+ London hostess was giving a party in honour of a foreign Personage. It had
+ been intimated that some kind of music would be expected. The hostess had
+ neither the means nor the desire to secure for her entertainment stars of
+ the first magnitude, but she gathered together some lesser lights&mdash;a
+ violinist, a pianist, and a singer of French drawing-room melodies. On the
+ morning of the day on which her concert was to be given, the hostess
+ received a telegram from the singer of French drawing-room melodies to say
+ that she had got a bad cold, and could not possibly sing that night. The
+ hostess was in despair, but a musical friend of hers came to the rescue,
+ and promised to obtain for her an excellent substitute, a man who sang
+ Greek songs.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ When Margaritis received the telegram from Arkwright&rsquo;s Agency that he was
+ to sing that night at A&mdash;&mdash; House, he was overjoyed, and could
+ scarcely believe his eyes. He at once communicated the news to Tina, and
+ they spent hours in discussing what songs he should sing, who the good
+ fairy could have been who recommended him, and in building castles in the
+ air with regard to the result of this engagement. He would become famous;
+ they would have enough money to go to Italy for a holiday; he would give
+ concerts; he would reveal to the modern world the music of Hellas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About half-past four in the afternoon Margaritis went out to buy himself
+ some respectable evening studs from a large emporium in the neighbourhood.
+ When he returned, singing and whistling on the stairs for joy, he was met
+ by Tina, who to his astonishment was quite pale, and he saw at a glance
+ that something had happened.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They&rsquo;ve put me off!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Or it was a mistake. I knew it was too
+ good to be true.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not that,&rdquo; said Tina, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s Carlo!&rdquo; Carlo was their little boy, who
+ was nearly four years old.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What?&rdquo; said Margaritis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tina dragged him into their little sitting-room. &ldquo;He is ill,&rdquo; she said,
+ &ldquo;very ill, and I don&rsquo;t know what&rsquo;s the matter with him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Margaritis turned pale. &ldquo;Let me see him,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;We must get a doctor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The doctor is coming: I went for him at once,&rdquo; she said. And then they
+ walked on tiptoe into the bedroom where Carlo was lying in his cot,
+ tossing about, and evidently in a raging fever. Half an hour later the
+ doctor came. Margaritis and Tina waited, silent and trembling with
+ anxiety, while he examined the child. At last he came from the bedroom
+ with a grave face. He said that the child was very seriously ill, but that
+ if he got through the night he would very probably recover.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I must send a telegram,&rdquo; said Margaritis to Tina. &ldquo;I cannot possibly go.&rdquo;
+ Tina squeezed his hand, and then with a brave smile she went back to the
+ sick-room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Margaritis took a telegraph form out of a shabby leather portfolio, sat
+ down before the dining-table on which the cloth had been laid for tea (for
+ the sitting-room was the dining-room also), and wrote out the telegram.
+ And as he wrote his tears fell on the writing and smudged it. His grief
+ overcame him, and he buried his face in his hands and sobbed. &ldquo;What the
+ Fates give with one hand,&rdquo; he thought to himself, &ldquo;they take away with
+ another!&rdquo; Then he heard himself, he knew not why, invoking the gods of
+ Greece, the ancient gods of Olympus, to help him. And at that moment the
+ whole room seemed to be filled with a strange light, and he saw the
+ wonderful figure of a man with a shining face and eyes that seemed
+ infinitely sad and at the same time infinitely luminous. The figure held a
+ lyre, and said to him in Greek:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is well. All will be well. I will take your place at the concert!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the vision had vanished, the half written telegram on his table had
+ disappeared also.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ The party at A&mdash;&mdash; House that night was brilliant rather than
+ large. In one of the drawing-rooms there was a piano, in front of which
+ were six or seven rows of gilt chairs. The other rooms were filled with
+ shifting groups of beautiful women, and men wearing orders and medals.
+ There was a continuous buzz of conversation, except in the room where the
+ music was going on; and even there in the background there was a subdued
+ whispering. The violinist was playing some elaborate nothings, and
+ displaying astounding facility, but the audience did not seem to be much
+ interested, for when he stopped, after some faint applause, conversation
+ broke loose like a torrent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do hope,&rdquo; said some one to the lady next him, &ldquo;that the music will be
+ over soon. One gets wedged in here, one doesn&rsquo;t dare move, and one had to
+ put up with having one&rsquo;s conversation spoilt and interrupted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s an extraordinary thing,&rdquo; answered the lady, &ldquo;that nobody dares give
+ a party in London without some kind of entertainment. It <i>is</i> such a
+ mistake!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that moment the fourth and last item on the programme began, which was
+ called &ldquo;Greek Songs by Heraclius Themistocles Margaritis.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He certainly looks like a Greek,&rdquo; said the lady who had been talking; &ldquo;in
+ fact if his hair was cut he would be quite good-looking.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not my idea of a Greek,&rdquo; whispered her neighbour. &ldquo;He is too fair. I
+ thought Greeks were dark.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; said the lady, and the first song began. It was a strange thread
+ of sound that came upon the ears of the listeners, rather high and
+ piercing, and the accompaniment (Margaritis accompanied himself) was
+ twanging and monotonous like the sound of an Indian tom-tom. The same
+ phrase was repeated two or three times over, the melody seemed to consist
+ of only a very few notes, and to come over and over again with
+ extraordinary persistence. Then the music rose into a high shrill call and
+ ended abruptly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What has happened?&rdquo; asked the lady. &ldquo;Has he forgotten the words?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think the song is over,&rdquo; said the man. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s one comfort at any rate.
+ I hate songs which I can&rsquo;t understand.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But their comments were stopped by the beginning of another song. The
+ second song was soft and very low, and seemed to be almost entirely on one
+ note. It was still shorter than the first one, and ended still more
+ abruptly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe he&rsquo;s a Greek at all,&rdquo; said the man. &ldquo;His songs are just
+ like the noise of bagpipes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I daresay he&rsquo;s a Scotch,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;Scotchmen are very clever. But
+ I must say his songs are short.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An indignant &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; from a musician with long hair who was sitting not
+ far off heralded the beginning of the third song. It began on a high note,
+ clear and loud, so that the audience was startled, and for a moment or two
+ there was not a whisper to be heard in the drawing-room. Then it died away
+ in a piteous wail like the scream of a sea-bird, and the high insistent
+ note came back once more, and this process seemed to be repeated several
+ times till the sad scream prevailed, and stopped suddenly. A little
+ desultory clapping was heard, but it was instantly suppressed when the
+ audience became aware that the song was not over.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He&rsquo;s going on again,&rdquo; whispered the man. A low, long note was heard like
+ the drone of a bee, which went on, sometimes rising and sometimes getting
+ lower, like a strange throbbing sob; and then once more it ceased. The
+ audience hesitated a moment, being not quite certain whether the music was
+ really finished or not. Then when they saw Margaritis rise from the piano,
+ some meagre well-bred applause was heard, and an immense sigh of relief.
+ The people streamed into the other rooms, and the conversation became loud
+ and general.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lady who had talked went quickly into the next room to find out what
+ was the right thing to say about the music, and if possible to get the
+ opinion of a musician.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sir Anthony Holdsworth, who had translated Pindar, was talking to Ralph
+ Enderby, who had written a book on &ldquo;Modern Greek Folk Lore.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It hurts me,&rdquo; said Sir Anthony, &ldquo;to hear ancient Greek pronounced like
+ that. It is impossible to distinguish the words; besides which its wrong
+ to pronounce ancient Greek like modern Greek. Did you understand it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Ralph Enderby, &ldquo;I did not. If it is modern Greek it was
+ certainly wrongly pronounced. I think the man must be singing some kind of
+ Asiatic dialect&mdash;unless he&rsquo;s a fraud.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hard by there was another group discussing the music: Blythe, the musical
+ critic, and Lawson, who had the reputation of being a great connoisseur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He&rsquo;s distinctly clever,&rdquo; Blythe was saying; &ldquo;the songs are amusing
+ &lsquo;pastiches&rsquo; of Eastern folk song.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I think he&rsquo;s clever,&rdquo; said Lawson, &ldquo;but there&rsquo;s nothing original in
+ it, and besides, as I expect you noticed, two of the songs were gross
+ plagiarisms of De Bussy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Clever, but not original,&rdquo; said the lady to herself. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s it.&rdquo; And two
+ hostesses who had overheard this conversation made up their minds to get
+ Margaritis for their parties, for they scented the fact that he would
+ ultimately be talked about. But most of the people did not discuss the
+ music at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as the music had stopped, James Reddaway, who was a Member of
+ Parliament, left the house and went home. He was engrossed in politics,
+ and had little time at his disposal for anything else. As soon as he got
+ home he went up to his wife&rsquo;s bedroom; she had not been able to go to the
+ party owing to a sudden attack of neuralgia. She asked him to tell her all
+ about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;there were the usual people there, and there was some
+ music: some violin and piano playing, to which I didn&rsquo;t listen. After that
+ a man sang some Greek songs, and a curious thing happened to me. When it
+ began I felt my head swimming, and then I entirely lost account of my
+ surroundings. I forgot the party, the drawing-room and the people, and I
+ seemed to be sitting on the rocks of a cliff near a small bay; in front of
+ me was the sea: it was a kind of blue green, but far more blue or at least
+ of quite a different kind of blue than any I have seen. It was
+ transparent, and the sky above it was like a turquoise. Behind me the
+ cliff merged into a hill which was covered with red and white flowers, as
+ bright as a Persian carpet. On the beach in front, a tall man was
+ standing, wading in the water, little bright waves sparkling round his
+ feet. He was tall and dark, and he was spearing a lot of little silver
+ fish which were lying on the sand with a small wooden trident; and
+ somewhere behind me a voice was singing. I could not see where it came
+ from, but it was wonderfully soft and delicious, and a lot of wild bees
+ came swarming over the flowers, and a green lizard came right up close to
+ me, and the air was burning hot, and there was a smell of thyme and mint
+ in it. And then the song stopped, and I came to myself, and I was back
+ again in the drawing-room. Then when the man began to sing again, I again
+ lost consciousness, and I seemed to be in a dark orchard on a breathless
+ summer night. And somewhere near me there was a low white house with an
+ opening which might have been a window, shrouded by creepers and growing
+ things. And in it there was a faint light. And from the house came the
+ sound of a sad love-song; and although I had never heard the song before I
+ understood it, and it was about the moon and the Pleiads having set, and
+ the hour passing, and the voice sang, &lsquo;But I sleep alone!&rsquo; And this was
+ repeated over and over again, and it was the saddest and most beautiful
+ thing I had ever heard. And again it stopped, and I was back again in the
+ drawing-room. Then when the singer began his third song I felt cold all
+ over, and at the same time half suffocated, as people say they feel when
+ they are nearly drowning. I realised that I was in a huge, dark, empty
+ space, and round me and far off in front of me were vague shadowy forms;
+ and in the distance there was something which looked like two tall
+ thrones, pillared and dim. And on one of the thrones there was the dark
+ form of a man, and on the other a woman like a queen, pale as marble, and
+ unreal as a ghost, with great grey eyes that shone like moons. In front of
+ them was another form, and he was singing a song, and the song was so sad
+ and so beautiful that tears rolled down the shadowy cheeks of the ghosts
+ in front of me. And all at once the singer gave a great cry of joy, and
+ something white and blinding flashed past me and disappeared, and he with
+ it. But I remained in the same place with the dark ghosts far off in front
+ of me. And I seemed to be there an eternity till I heard a cry of
+ desperate pain and anguish, and the white form flashed past me once more,
+ and vanished, and with it the whole thing, and I was back again in the
+ drawing-room, and I felt faint and giddy, and could not stay there any
+ longer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE CRICKET MATCH AN INCIDENT AT A PRIVATE SCHOOL
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To Winston Churchill
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ It was a Saturday afternoon in June. St. James&rsquo;s School was playing a
+ cricket match against Chippenfield&rsquo;s. The whole school, which consisted of
+ forty boys, with the exception of the eleven who were playing in the
+ match, were gathered together near the pavilion on the steep, grassy bank
+ which faced the cricket ground. It was a swelteringly hot day. One of the
+ masters was scoring in the pavilion; two of the boys sat under the post
+ and board where the score was recorded in big white figures painted on the
+ black squares. Most of the boys were sitting on the grass in front of the
+ pavilion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ St. James&rsquo;s won the toss and went in first. After scoring 5 for the first
+ wicket they collapsed; in an hour and five minutes their last wicket fell.
+ They had only made 27 runs. Fortune was against St. James&rsquo;s that day.
+ Hitchens, their captain, in whom the school confidently trusted, was
+ caught out in his first over. And Wormald and Bell minor, their two best
+ men, both failed to score.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Chippenfield&rsquo;s went in. St. James&rsquo;s fast bowlers, Blundell and
+ Anderson minor, seemed unable to do anything against the Chippenfield&rsquo;s
+ batsmen. The first wicket went down at 70.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys who were looking on grew listless: three of them, Gordon, Smith,
+ and Hart minor, wandered off from the pavilion further up the slope of the
+ hill, where there was a kind of wooden scaffolding raised for letting off
+ fireworks on the 5th of November. The headmaster, who was a fanatical
+ Conservative, used to burn on that anniversary effigies of Liberal
+ politicians such as Mr. Gladstone and Mr. Chamberlain, who was at that
+ time a Radical; while the boys whose politics were Conservative, and who
+ formed the vast majority, cheered, and kicked the Liberals, of whom there
+ were only eight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Smith, Gordon, and Hart minor, three little boys aged about eleven, were
+ in the third division of the school. They were not in the eleven, nor had
+ they any hopes of ever attaining that glory, which conferred the privilege
+ of wearing white flannel instead of grey flannel trousers, and a white
+ flannel cap with a red Maltese cross on it. To tell the truth, the
+ spectacle of this seemingly endless game, in which they did not have even
+ the satisfaction of seeing their own side victorious, began to weigh on
+ their spirits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They climbed up on to the wooden scaffolding and organised a game of their
+ own, an utterly childish game, which consisted of one boy throwing some
+ dried horse chestnuts from the top of the scaffolding into the mouth of
+ the boy at the bottom. They soon became engrossed in their occupation, and
+ were thoroughly enjoying themselves, when one of the masters, Mr.
+ Whitehead by name, came towards them with a face like thunder, biting his
+ knuckles, a thing which he did when he was very angry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go indoors at once,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Go up to the third division school-room
+ and do two hours&rsquo; work. You can copy out the Greek irregular verbs.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys, taken completely by surprise, but accepting this decree as they
+ accepted everything else, because it never occurred to them it could be
+ otherwise, trotted off, not very disconsolate, to the school-room. It was
+ very hot out of doors; it was cool in the third division school-room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They got out their steel pens, their double-lined copy books, and began
+ mechanically copying out the Greek irregular verbs, with which they were
+ so superficially familiar, and from which they were so fundamentally
+ divorced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Whitey,&rdquo; said Gordon, &ldquo;was in an awful wax!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care,&rdquo; said Smith. &ldquo;I&rsquo;d just as soon sit here as look on at that
+ beastly match.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But why,&rdquo; said Hart, &ldquo;have we got to do two hours&rsquo; work?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; said Gordon, &ldquo;he&rsquo;s just in a wax, that&rsquo;s all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the matter was not further discussed. At six o&rsquo;clock the boys had tea.
+ The cricket match had, of course, resulted in a crushing and overwhelming
+ defeat for St. James&rsquo;s. The rival eleven had been asked to tea; there were
+ cherries for tea in their honour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Gordon, Smith, and Hart minor entered the dining-room they at once
+ perceived that an atmosphere of gloom and menacing storm was overhanging
+ the school. Their spirits had hitherto been unflagging; they sat next to
+ each other at the tea-table, but no sooner had they sat down than they
+ were seized by that terrible, uncomfortable feeling so familiar to
+ schoolboys, that something unpleasant was impending, some crime, some
+ accusation; some doom, the nature of which they could not guess, was lying
+ in ambush. This was written on the headmaster&rsquo;s face. The headmaster sat
+ at a square table in the centre of the dining-room. The boys sat round on
+ the further side of three tables which formed the three sides of the
+ square room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The meal passed in gloomy silence. Gordon, Smith and Hart began a fitful
+ conversation, but a message was immediately passed up to them from Mr.
+ Whitehead, who sat at the bottom of one of the tables, to stop talking. At
+ the end of tea the guests filed out of the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The headmaster stood up and rapped on his table with a knife.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The whole school,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;will come to the library in ten minutes&rsquo;
+ time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys left the dining-room. They began to whisper to one another with
+ bated breath. &ldquo;What&rsquo;s the matter?&rdquo; And the boys of the second division
+ shook their heads ominously, and pointing to Gordon, Smith, and Hart,
+ said: &ldquo;You&rsquo;re in for it this time!&rdquo; The boys of the first division were
+ too important to take any notice of the rest of the school, and retired to
+ the first division school-room in dignified silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ten minutes later the whole school was assembled in the library, from
+ which one flight of stairs led to the upper storeys. The staircase was
+ shrouded from view by a dark curtain hanging from a Gothic arch; it was
+ through this curtain that the headmaster used dramatically to appear on
+ important occasions, and it was up this staircase that boys guilty of
+ cardinal offences were led off to corporal punishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys waited in breathless silence. Acute suspense was felt by the
+ whole school, but by none so keenly as by Gordon, Smith, and Hart minor.
+ These three little boys felt perfectly sick with fear of the unknown and
+ the terror of having in some unknown way made themselves responsible for
+ the calamity which would perhaps vitally affect the whole school.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently a rustle was heard, and the headmaster swept down the staircase
+ and through the curtain, robed in the black silk gown of an LL.D. He stood
+ at a high desk which was placed opposite the staircase in front of the
+ boys, who sat, in the order of their divisions, on rows of chairs. The
+ three assistant masters walked in from a side door, also in their gowns,
+ and took seats to the right and left of the headmaster&rsquo;s desk. There was a
+ breathless silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The headmaster began to speak in grave and icily cold tones; his face was
+ contracted by a permanent frown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I had thought,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that there were in this school some boys who
+ had a notion of gentlemanly behaviour, manly conduct, and common decency.
+ I see that I was mistaken. The behaviour of certain of you to-day&mdash;I
+ will not mention them because of their exceeding shame, but you will all
+ know whom I mean. . . .&rdquo; At this moment all the boys turned round and
+ looked hard at Gordon, Smith, and Hart minor, who blushed scarlet, and
+ whose eyes filled with tears. . . . &ldquo;The less said about the matter the
+ better,&rdquo; continued the headmaster, &ldquo;but I confess that it is difficult for
+ me to understand how any one, however young, can be so hardened and so
+ wanton as to behave in the callous and indecent way in which certain of
+ you&mdash;I need not mention who&mdash;have behaved to-day. You have
+ disgraced the school in the eyes of strangers; you have violated the laws
+ of hospitality and courtesy; you have shown that in St. James&rsquo;s there is
+ not a gleam of patriotism, not a spark of interest in the school, not a
+ touch of that ordinary common English manliness, that sense for the
+ interests of the school and the community which makes Englishmen what they
+ are. The boys who have been most guilty in this matter have already been
+ punished, and I do not propose to punish them further; but I had intended
+ to take the whole school for an expedition to the New Forest next week.
+ That expedition will be put off: in fact it will never take place. Only
+ the eleven shall go, and I trust that another time the miserable idlers
+ and loafers who have brought this shame, this disgrace on the school, who
+ have no self-respect and no self-control, who do not know how to behave
+ like gentlemen, who are idle, vulgar and depraved, will learn by this
+ lesson to mend their ways and to behave better in the future. But I am
+ sorry to say that it is not only the chief offenders, who, as I have
+ already said, have been punished, who are guilty in the matter. Many of
+ the other boys, although they did not descend to the depths of vulgar
+ behaviour reached by the culprits I have mentioned, showed a considerable
+ lack of patriotism by their apathy and their lack of attention while the
+ cricket match was proceeding this afternoon. I can only hope this may be a
+ lesson to you all; but while I trust the chief offenders will feel
+ specially uncomfortable, I wish to impress upon you that you are all, with
+ the exception of the eleven, in a sense guilty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these words the headmaster swept out of the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys dispersed in whispering groups. Gordon, Smith, and Hart minor,
+ when they attempted to speak, were met with stony silence; they were
+ boycotted and cut by the remaining boys.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gordon and Smith slept in two adjoining cubicles, and in a third adjoining
+ cubicle was an upper division boy called Worthing. That night, after they
+ had gone to bed, Gordon asked Worthing whether, among all the guilty, one
+ just man had not been found.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Surely,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;Campbell minor, who put up the score during the
+ cricket match, was attentive right through the game, and wouldn&rsquo;t he be
+ allowed to go to the New Forest with the eleven?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Worthing, &ldquo;he whistled twice.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; said Gordon, &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t know that. Of course, he can&rsquo;t go!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SHADOW OF A MIDNIGHT A GHOST STORY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It was nine o&rsquo;clock in the evening. Sasha, the maid, had brought in the
+ samovar and placed it at the head of the long table. Marie Nikolaevna, our
+ hostess, poured out the tea. Her husband was playing Vindt with his
+ daughter, the doctor, and his son-in-law in another corner of the room.
+ And Jameson, who had just finished his Russian lesson&mdash;he was working
+ for the Civil Service examination&mdash;was reading the last number of the
+ <i>Rouskoe Slovo</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you found anything interesting, Frantz Frantzovitch?&rdquo; said Marie
+ Nikolaevna to Jameson, as she handed him a glass of tea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I have,&rdquo; answered the Englishman, looking up. His eyes had a clear
+ dreaminess about them, which generally belongs only to fanatics or
+ visionaries, and I had no reason to believe that Jameson, who seemed to be
+ common sense personified, was either one or the other. &ldquo;At least,&rdquo; he
+ continued, &ldquo;it interests me. And it&rsquo;s odd&mdash;very odd.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; asked Marie Nikolaevna.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, to tell you what it is would mean a long story which you wouldn&rsquo;t
+ believe,&rdquo; said Jameson; &ldquo;only it&rsquo;s odd&mdash;very odd.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tell us the story,&rdquo; I said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As you won&rsquo;t believe a word of it,&rdquo; Jameson repeated, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s not much use
+ my telling it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We insisted on hearing the story, so Jameson lit a cigarette, and began:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Two years ago,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I was at Heidelberg, at the University, and I
+ made friends with a young fellow called Braun. His parents were German,
+ but he had lived five or six years in America, and he was practically an
+ American. I made his acquaintance by chance at a lecture, when I first
+ arrived, and he helped me in a number of ways. He was an energetic and
+ kind-hearted fellow, and we became great friends. He was a student, but he
+ did not belong to any <i>Korps</i> or <i>Bursenschaft</i>, he was working
+ hard then. Afterwards he became an engineer. When the summer <i>Semester</i>
+ came to an end, we both stayed on at Heidelberg. One day Braun suggested
+ that we should go for a walking tour and explore the country. I was only
+ too pleased, and we started. It was glorious weather, and we enjoyed
+ ourselves hugely. On the third night after we had started we arrived at a
+ village called Salzheim. It was a picturesque little place, and there was
+ a curious old church in it with some interesting tombs and relics of the
+ Thirty Years War. But the inn where we put up for the night was even more
+ picturesque than the church. It had been a convent for nuns, only the
+ greater part of it had been burnt, and only a quaint gabled house, and a
+ kind of tower covered with ivy, which I suppose had once been the belfry,
+ remained. We had an excellent supper and went to bed early. We had been
+ given two bedrooms, which were airy and clean, and altogether we were
+ satisfied. My bedroom opened into Braun&rsquo;s, which was beyond it, and had no
+ other door of its own. It was a hot night in July, and Braun asked me to
+ leave the door open. I did&mdash;we opened both the windows. Braun went to
+ bed and fell asleep almost directly, for very soon I heard his snores.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I had imagined that I was longing for sleep, but no sooner had I got into
+ bed than all my sleepiness left me. This was odd, because we had walked a
+ good many miles, and it had been a blazing hot day, and up till then I had
+ slept like a log the moment I got into bed. I lit a candle and began
+ reading a small volume of Heine I carried with me. I heard the clock
+ strike ten, and then eleven, and still I felt that sleep was out of the
+ question. I said to myself: &lsquo;I will read till twelve and then I will
+ stop.&rsquo; My watch was on a chair by my bedside, and when the clock struck
+ eleven I noticed that it was five minutes slow, and set it right. I could
+ see the church tower from my window, and every time the clock struck&mdash;and
+ it struck the quarters&mdash;the noise boomed through the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When the clock struck a quarter to twelve I yawned for the first time,
+ and I felt thankful that sleep seemed at last to be coming to me. I left
+ off reading, and taking my watch in my hand I waited for midnight to
+ strike. This quarter of an hour seemed an eternity. At last the hands of
+ my watch showed that it was one minute to twelve. I put out my candle and
+ began counting sixty, waiting for the clock to strike. I had counted a
+ hundred and sixty, and still the clock had not struck. I counted up to
+ four hundred; then I thought I must have made a mistake. I lit my candle
+ again, and looked at my watch: it was two minutes past twelve. And still
+ the clock had not struck!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A curious uncomfortable feeling came over me, and I sat up in bed with my
+ watch in my hand and longed to call Braun, who was peacefully snoring, but
+ I did not like to. I sat like this till a quarter past twelve; the clock
+ struck the quarter as usual. I made up my mind that the clock must have
+ struck twelve, and that I must have slept for a minute&mdash;at the same
+ time I knew I had not slept&mdash;and I put out my candle. I must have
+ fallen asleep almost directly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next thing I remember was waking with a start. It seemed to me that
+ some one had shut the door between my room and Braun&rsquo;s. I felt for the
+ matches. The match-box was empty. Up to that moment&mdash;I cannot tell
+ why&mdash;something&mdash;an unaccountable dread&mdash;had prevented me
+ looking at the door. I made an effort and looked. It was shut, and through
+ the cracks and through the keyhole I saw the glimmer of a light. Braun had
+ lit his candle. I called him, not very loudly: there was no answer. I
+ called again more loudly: there was still no answer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then I got out of bed and walked to the door. As I went, it was gently
+ and slightly opened, just enough to show me a thin streak of light. At
+ that moment I felt that some one was looking at me. Then it was instantly
+ shut once more, as softly as it had been opened. There was not a sound to
+ be heard. I walked on tiptoe towards the door, but it seemed to me that I
+ had taken a hundred years to cross the room. And when at last I reached
+ the door I felt I could not open it. I was simply paralysed with fear. And
+ still I saw the glimmer through the key-hole and the cracks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Suddenly, as I was standing transfixed with fright in front of the door,
+ I heard sounds coming from Braun&rsquo;s room, a shuffle of footsteps, and
+ voices talking low but distinctly in a language I could not understand. It
+ was not Italian, Spanish, nor French. The voices grew all at once louder;
+ I heard the noise of a struggle and a cry which ended in a stifled groan,
+ very painful and horrible to hear. Then, whether I regained my
+ self-control, or whether it was excess of fright which prompted me, I
+ don&rsquo;t know, but I flew to the door and tried to open it. Some one or
+ something was pressing with all its might against it. Then I screamed at
+ the top of my voice, and as I screamed I heard the cock crow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The door gave, and I almost fell into Braun&rsquo;s room. It was quite dark.
+ But Braun was waked by my screams and quietly lit a match. He asked me
+ gently what on earth was the matter. The room was empty and everything was
+ in its place. Outside the first greyness of dawn was in the sky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I said I had had a nightmare, and asked him if he had not had one as
+ well; but Braun said he had never slept better in his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next day we went on with our walking tour, and when we got back to
+ Heidelberg Braun sailed for America. I never saw him again, although we
+ corresponded frequently, and only last week I had a letter from him, dated
+ Nijni Novgorod, saying he would be at Moscow before the end of the month.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And now I suppose you are all wondering what this can have to do with
+ anything that&rsquo;s in the newspaper. Well, listen,&rdquo; and he read out the
+ following paragraph from the <i>Rouskoe Slovo</i>:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Samara, II, ix. In the centre of the town, in the Hotel &mdash;,
+ a band of armed swindlers attacked a German engineer
+ named Braun and demanded money. On his refusal one of the
+ robbers stabbed Braun with a knife. The robbers, taking the
+ money which was on him, amounting to 500 roubles, got away.
+ Braun called for assistance, but died of his wounds in the
+ night. It appears that he had met the swindlers at a
+ restaurant.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Since I have been in Russia,&rdquo; Jameson added, &ldquo;I have often thought that I
+ knew what language it was that was talked behind the door that night in
+ the inn at Salzheim, but now I know it was Russian.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ JEAN FRANCOIS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Jean Francois was a vagabond by nature, a balladmonger by profession. Like
+ many poets in many times, he found that the business of writing verse was
+ more amusing than lucrative; and he was constrained to supplement the
+ earnings of his pen and his guitar by other and more profitable work. He
+ had run away from what had been his home at the age of seven (he was a
+ foundling, and his adopted father was a shoe-maker), without having learnt
+ a trade. When the necessity arose he decided to supplement the art of
+ balladmongering by that of stealing. He was skilful in both arts: he wrote
+ verse, sang ballads, picked pockets (in the city), and stole horses (in
+ the country) with equal facility and success. Some of his verse has
+ reached posterity, for instance the &ldquo;Ballads du Paradis Peint,&rdquo; which he
+ wrote on white vellum, and illustrated himself with illuminations in red,
+ blue and gold, for the Dauphin. It ends thus in the English version of a
+ Balliol scholar:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Prince, do not let your nose, your Royal nose,
+ Your large Imperial nose get out of joint;
+ Forbear to criticise my perfect prose&mdash;
+ Painting on vellum is my weakest point.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Again, the <i>ballade</i> of which the &ldquo;Envoi&rdquo; runs:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Prince, when you light your pipe with radium spills,
+ Especially invented for the King&mdash;
+ Remember this, the worst of human ills:
+ Life without matches is a dismal thing,
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ is, in reality, only a feeble adaptation of his &ldquo;Priez pour feu le vrai
+ tresor de vie.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But although Jean Francois was not unknown during his lifetime, and
+ although, as his verse testifies, he knew his name would live among those
+ of the enduring poets after his death, his life was one of rough hardship,
+ brief pleasures, long anxieties, and constant uncertainty. Sometimes for a
+ few days at a time he would live in riotous luxury, but these rare epochs
+ would immediately be succeeded by periods of want bordering on starvation.
+ Besides which he was nearly always in peril of his life; the shadow of the
+ gallows darkened his merriment, and the thought of the wheel made bitter
+ his joy. Yet in spite of this hazardous and harassing life, in spite of
+ the sharp and sudden transitions in his career, in spite of the menace of
+ doom, the hint of the wheel and the gallows, his fund of joy remained
+ undiminished, and this we see in his verse, which reflects with equal
+ vividness his alternate moods of infinite enjoyment and unmitigated
+ despair. For instance, the only two triolets which have survived from his
+ &ldquo;Trente deux Triolets joyeux and tristes&rdquo; are an example of his twofold
+ temperament. They run thus in the literal and exact translations of them
+ made by an eminent official:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ I wish I was dead,
+ And lay deep in the grave.
+ I&rsquo;ve a pain in my head,
+ I wish I was dead.
+ In a coffin of lead&mdash;
+ With the Wise and the Brave&mdash;
+ I wish I was dead,
+ And lay deep in the grave.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ This passionate utterance immediately preceded, in the original text, the
+ following verses in which his buoyant spirits rise once more to the
+ surface:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Thank God I&rsquo;m alive
+ In the light of the Sun!
+ It&rsquo;s a quarter to five;
+ Thank God I&rsquo;m alive!
+ Now the hum of the hive
+ Of the world has begun,
+ Thank God I&rsquo;m alive
+ In the light of the Sun!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ A more plaintive, in fact a positively wistful note, which is almost
+ incongruous amongst the definite and sharply defined moods of Jean
+ Francois, is struck in the sonnet of which only the first line has reached
+ us: &ldquo;I wish I had a hundred thousand pounds.&rdquo; (&ldquo;Voulentiers serais pauvre
+ avec dix mille escus.&rdquo;) But in nearly all his verse, whether joyous as in
+ the &ldquo;Chant de vin et vie,&rdquo; or gloomy as in the &ldquo;Ballade des Treize
+ Pendus,&rdquo; there is a curious recurrent aspiration towards a warm fire, a
+ sure and plentiful supper, a clean bed, and a long, long sleep. Whether
+ Jean Francois moped or made merry, and in spite of the fact that he
+ enjoyed his roving career and would not have exchanged it for the throne
+ of an Emperor or the money-bags of Croesus, there is no doubt that he
+ experienced the burden of an immense fatigue. He was never quite warm
+ enough; always a little hungry; and never got as much sleep as he desired.
+ A place where he could sleep his fill represented the highest joys of
+ Heaven to him; and he looked forward to Death as a traveller looks forward
+ to a warm inn where (its terrible threshold once passed), a man can sleep
+ the clock round. Witness the sonnet which ends (the translation is mine):&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ For thou has never turned
+ A stranger from thy gates or hast denied,
+ O hospitable Death, a place to rest.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And it is of his death and not of his life or works which I wish to tell,
+ for it was singular. He died on Christmas Eve, 1432. The winter that year
+ in the north of France was, as is well known, terrible for its severe
+ cold. The rich stayed at home, the poor died, and the unfortunate third
+ estate of gipsies, balladmongers, tinkers, tumblers, and thieves had no
+ chance of displaying their dexterity. In fact, they starved. Ever since
+ the 1st of December Jean Francois had been unable to make a silver penny
+ either by his song or his sleight of hand. Christmas was drawing near, and
+ he was starving; and this was especially bitter to him, as it was his
+ custom (for he was not only a lover of good cheer, but a good Catholic and
+ a strict observer of fasts and feasts) to keep the great day of
+ Christendom fittingly. This year he had nothing to keep it with. Luck
+ seemed to be against him; for three days before Christmas he met in a dark
+ side street of the town the rich and stingy Sieur de Ranquet. He picked
+ the pocket of that nobleman, but owing to the extreme cold his fingers
+ faltered, and he was discovered. He ran like a hare and managed easily
+ enough to outstrip the miser, and to conceal himself in a den where he was
+ well known. But unfortunately the matter did not end there. The Sieur de
+ Ranquet was influential at Court; he was implacable as well as avaricious,
+ and his disposition positively forbade him to forgive any one who had
+ nearly picked his pocket. Besides which he knew that Jean had often stolen
+ his horses. He made a formal complaint at high quarters, and a warrant was
+ issued against Jean, offering a large sum in silver coin to the man who
+ should bring him, alive or dead, to justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now the police were keenly anxious to make an end of Jean. They knew he
+ was guilty of a hundred thefts, but such was his skill that they had never
+ been able to convict him; he had often been put in prison, but he had
+ always been released for want of evidence. This time no mistake was
+ possible. So Jean, aware of the danger, fled from the city and sought a
+ gipsy encampment in a neighbouring forest, where he had friends. These
+ gipsy friends of his were robbers, outlaws, murderers and horse-stealers
+ all of them, and hardened criminals; they called themselves gipsies, but
+ it was merely a courtesy title.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On Christmas Eve&mdash;it was snowing hard&mdash;Jean was walking through
+ the forest towards the town, ready for a desperate venture, for in the
+ camp they were starving, and he was sick almost to death of his hunted,
+ miserable life. As he plunged through the snow he heard a moan, and he saw
+ a child sitting at the roots of a tall tree crying. He asked what was the
+ matter. The child&mdash;it was a little boy about five years old&mdash;said
+ that it had run away from home because its nurse had beaten it, and had
+ lost its way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where do you live?&rdquo; asked Jean.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My father is the Sieur de Ranquet,&rdquo; said the child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that moment Jean heard the shouts of his companions in the distance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I want to go home,&rdquo; said the little boy quietly. &ldquo;You must take me home,&rdquo;
+ and he put his hand into Jean&rsquo;s hand and looked up at him and smiled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jean thought for a moment. The boy was richly dressed; he had a large ruby
+ cross hanging from a golden collar worth many hundred gold pieces. Jean
+ knew well what would happen if his gipsy companions came across the child.
+ They would kill it instantly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Jean, &ldquo;climb on my back.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The little boy climbed on to his back, and Jean trudged through the snow.
+ In an hour&rsquo;s time they reached the Sieur de Ranquet&rsquo;s castle; the place
+ was alive with bustling men and flaring torches, for the Sieur&rsquo;s heir had
+ been missed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Sieur looked at Jean and recognised him immediately. Jean was a public
+ character, and especially well known to the Sieur de Ranquet. A few words
+ were whispered. The child was sent to bed, and the archers civilly lead
+ Jean to his dungeon. Jean was tired and sleepy. He fell asleep at once on
+ the straw. They told him he would have to get up early the next morning,
+ in time for a long, cold journey. The gallows, they added, would be ready.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But in the night Jean dreamed a dream: he saw a child in glittering
+ clothes and with a shining face who came into the dungeon and broke the
+ bars.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The child said: &ldquo;I am little St. Nicholas, the children&rsquo;s friend, and I
+ think you are tired, so I&rsquo;m going to take you to a quiet place.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jean followed the child, who led him by the hand till they came to a nice
+ inn, very high up on the top of huge mountains. There was a blazing log
+ fire in the room, a clean warm bed, and the windows opened on a range of
+ snowy mountains, bright as diamonds. And the stars twinkled in the sky
+ like the candles of a Christmas tree.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can go to bed here,&rdquo; said St. Nicholas, &ldquo;nobody will disturb you, and
+ when you do wake you will be quite happy and rested. Good-night, Jean.&rdquo;
+ And he went away.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ The next day in the dawn, when the archers came to fetch Jean, they found
+ he was fast asleep. They thought it was almost a pity to wake him, because
+ he looked so happy and contented in his sleep; but when they tried they
+ found it was impossible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE FLUTE OF CHANG LIANG
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To P. Kershaw
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ The village was called Moe-tung. It was on the edge of the big main road
+ which leads from Liao-yang to Ta-shi-chiao. It consisted of a few baked
+ mud-houses, a dilapidated temple, a wall, a clump of willows, and a pond.
+ One of the houses I knew well; in its square open yard, in which the rude
+ furniture of toil lay strewn about, I had halted more than once for my
+ midday meal, when riding from Liao-yang to the South. I had been
+ entertained there by the owner of the house, a brawny husbandman and his
+ fat brown children, and they had given me eggs and Indian corn. Now it was
+ empty; the house was deserted; the owner, his wife and his children, had
+ all gone, to the city probably, to seek shelter. We occupied the house;
+ and the Cossacks at once made a fire with the front door and any fragments
+ of wood they could find. The house was converted into a stable and a
+ kitchen, and the officers&rsquo; quarters were established in another smaller
+ building across the road, on the edge of a great plain, which was bright
+ green with the standing giant millet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This smaller cottage had an uncultivated garden in front of it, and a kind
+ of natural summer-house made by the twining of a pumpkin plant which
+ spread its broad leaves over some stakes. We lay down to rest in this
+ garden. About five miles to the north of us was the town of Liao-yang; to
+ the east in the distance was a range of pale blue hills, and immediately
+ in front of us to the south, and scarcely a mile off, was the big hill of
+ Sho-shantze. It was five o&rsquo;clock in the afternoon, and we had been on the
+ move since two o&rsquo;clock in the morning. The Cossacks brought us tea and
+ pancakes, and presently news came from the town that the big battle would
+ be fought the next day: the big battle; the real battle, which had been
+ expected for so long and which had been constantly put off. There was a
+ complete stillness everywhere. The officers unpacked their valises and
+ their camp-beds. Every one arranged his bed and his goods in his chosen
+ place, and it seemed as if we had merely begun once more to settle down
+ for a further period of siesta in the long picnic which had been going on
+ for the last two months. Nobody was convinced in spite of the authentic
+ news which we had received, that the Japanese would attack the next day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sunset faded into a twilight of delicious summer calm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the hills in the east came the noise of a few shots fired by the
+ batteries there, and a captive balloon soared slowly, like a soap-bubble,
+ into the eastern sky. I walked into the village; here and there fires were
+ burning, and I was attracted by the sight of the deserted temple in which
+ the wooden painted gods were grinning, bereft of their priest and of their
+ accustomed dues. I sat down on the mossy steps of the little wooden
+ temple, and somewhere, either from one of the knolls hard by or from one
+ of the houses, came the sound of a flute, or rather of some primitive
+ wooden pipe, which repeated over and over again a monotonous and
+ piercingly sad little tune. I wondered whether it was one of the soldiers
+ playing, but I decided this could not be the case, as the tune was more
+ eastern than any Russian tune. On the other hand, it seemed strange that
+ any Chinaman should be about. The tune continued to break the perfect
+ stillness with its iterated sadness, and a vague recollection came into my
+ mind of a Chinese legend or poem I had read long ago in London, about a
+ flute-player called Chang Liang. But I could not bring my memory to work;
+ its tired wheels all seemed to be buzzing feebly in different directions,
+ and my thoughts came like thistledown and seemed to elude all efforts of
+ concentration. And so I capitulated utterly to my drowsiness, and fell
+ asleep as I sat on the steps of the temple.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I thought I had been sleeping for a long time and had woken before the
+ dawn: the earth was misty, although the moon was shining; and I was no
+ longer in the temple, but back once more at the edge of the plain. &ldquo;They
+ must have fetched me back while I slept,&rdquo; I thought to myself. But when I
+ looked round I saw no trace of the officers, nor of the Cossacks, nor of
+ the small house and the garden, and, stranger still, the millet had been
+ reaped and the plain was covered with low stubble, and on it were pitched
+ some curiously-shaped tents, which I saw were guarded by soldiers. But
+ these soldiers were Chinamen, and yet unlike any Chinamen I had ever seen;
+ for some of them carried halberds, the double-armed halberds of the period
+ of Charles I., and others, halberds with a crescent on one side, like
+ those which were used in the days of Henry VII. And I then noticed that a
+ whole multitude of soldiers were lying asleep on the ground, armed with
+ two-edged swords and bows and arrows. And their clothes seemed unfamiliar
+ and brighter than the clothes which Chinese soldiers wear nowadays.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I wondered what all this meant, a note of music came stealing through
+ the night, and at first it seemed to be the same tune as I heard in the
+ temple before I dropped off to sleep; but presently I was sure that this
+ was a mistake, for the sound was richer and more mellow, and like that of
+ a bell, only of an enchanted bell, such as that which is fabled to sound
+ beneath the ocean. And the music seemed to rise and fall, to grow clear
+ and full, and just as it was floating nearer and nearer, it died away in a
+ sigh: but as it did so the distant hills seemed to catch it and to send it
+ back in the company of a thousand echoes, till the whole night was filled
+ and trembling with an unearthly chorus. The sleeping soldiers gradually
+ stirred and sat listening spellbound to the music. And in the eyes of the
+ sentries, who were standing as motionless as bronze statues in front of
+ the tents, I could see the tears glistening. And the whole of the sleeping
+ army awoke from its slumber and listened to the strange sound. From the
+ tents came men in glittering silks (the Generals, I supposed) and listened
+ also. The soldiers looked at each other and said no word. And then all at
+ once, as though obeying some silent word of command given by some unseen
+ captain, one by one they walked away over the plain, leaving their tents
+ behind them. They all marched off into the east, as if they were following
+ the music into the heart of the hills, and soon, of all that great army
+ which had been gathered together on the plain, not one man was left. Then
+ the music changed and seemed to grow different and more familiar, and with
+ a start I became aware that I had been asleep and dreaming, and that I was
+ sitting on the temple steps once more in the twilight, and that not far
+ off, round a fire, some soldiers were singing. It was a dream, and my
+ sleep could not have been a long one, for it was still twilight and the
+ darkness had not yet come.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fully awake now, I remembered clearly the old legend which had haunted me,
+ and had taken shape in my dream. It was that of an army which on the night
+ before the battle had heard the flute of Chang Liang. By his playing he
+ had brought before the rude soldiers the far-off scenes of their
+ childhood, which they had not looked upon for years&mdash;the sights and
+ sounds of their homes, the faces and the spots which were familiar to them
+ and dear. And they, as they heard this music, and felt these memories well
+ up in their hearts, were seized with a longing and a desire for home so
+ potent and so imperative that one by one they left the battlefield in
+ silence, and when the enemy came at the dawn, they found the plain
+ deserted and empty, for in one minute the flute of Chang Liang had stolen
+ the hearts of eight thousand men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And I felt certain that I had heard the flute of Chang Liang this night
+ and that the soldiers had heard it too; for now round a fire a group of
+ them were listening to the song of one of their comrades, a man from the
+ south, who was singing of the quiet waters of the Don, and of a Cossack
+ who had come back to his native land after many days and found his true
+ love wedded to another. I felt it was the flute of Chang Liang which had
+ prompted the southerner to sing, and without doubt the men saw before them
+ the great moon shining over the broad village street in the dark July and
+ August nights, and heard the noise of dancing and song and the cheerful
+ rhythmic accompaniment of the concertina. Or (if they came from the south)
+ they saw the smiling thatched farms, whitewashed, or painted in light
+ green distemper, with vines growing on their walls; or again, they felt
+ the smell of the beanfields in June, and saw in their minds&rsquo; eye the
+ panorama of the melting snows, when at a fairy touch the long winter is
+ defeated, the meadows are flooded, and the trees seem to float about in
+ the shining water like shapes invoked by a wizard. They saw these things
+ and yearned towards them with all their hearts, here in this uncouth
+ country where they were to fight a strange people for some unaccountable
+ reason. But Chang Liang had played his flute to them in vain. It was in
+ vain that he had tried to lure them back to their homes, and in vain that
+ he had melted their hearts with the memories of their childhood. For the
+ battle began at dawn the next morning, and when the enemy attacked they
+ found an army there to meet them; and the battle lasted for two days on
+ this very spot; and many of the men to whom Chang Liang had brought back
+ through his flute the sights and the sounds of their childhood, were fated
+ never to hear again those familiar sounds, nor to see the land and the
+ faces which they loved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ &ldquo;WHAT IS TRUTH?&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To E. I. Huber
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Sitting opposite me in the second-class carriage of the express train
+ which was crawling at a leisurely pace from Moscow to the south was a
+ little girl who looked as if she were about twelve years old, with her
+ mother. The mother was a large fair-haired person, with a good-natured
+ expression. They had a dog with them, and the little girl, whose whole
+ face twitched every now and then from St. Vitus&rsquo; dance, got out at nearly
+ every station to buy food for the dog. On the same side of the carriage,
+ in the opposite corner, another lady (thin, fair, and wearing a pince-nez)
+ was reading the newspaper. She and the mother of the child soon made
+ friends over the dog. That is to say, the dog made friends with the
+ strange lady and was reproved by its mistress, and the strange lady said:
+ &ldquo;Please don&rsquo;t scold him. He is not in the least in my way, and I like
+ dogs.&rdquo; They then began to talk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The large lady was going to the country. She and her daughter had been
+ ordered to go there by the doctor. She had spent six weeks in Moscow under
+ medical treatment, and they had now been told to finish this cure with a
+ thorough rest in the country air. The thin lady asked her the name of her
+ doctor, and before ascertaining what was the disease in question,
+ recommended another doctor who had cured a friend of hers, almost as
+ though by miracle, of heart disease. The large lady seemed interested and
+ wrote down the direction of the marvellous physician. She was herself
+ suffering, she said, from a nervous illness, and her daughter had St.
+ Vitus&rsquo; dance. They were so far quite satisfied with their doctor. They
+ talked for some time exclusively about medical matters, comparing notes
+ about doctors, diseases, and remedies. The thin lady said she had been
+ cured of all her ills by aspirin and cinnamon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of the conversation the stout lady mentioned her husband,
+ who, it turned out, was the head of the gendarmerie in a town in Siberia,
+ not far from Irkutsk. This seemed to interest the thin lady immensely. She
+ at once asked what were his political views, and what she herself thought
+ about politics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The large lady seemed to be reluctant to talk politics and evaded the
+ questions for some time, but after much desultory conversation, which
+ always came back to the same point, she said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My husband is a Conservative; they call him a &lsquo;Black Hundred,&rsquo; but it&rsquo;s
+ most unfair and untrue, because he is a very good man and very just. He
+ has his own opinions and he is sincere. He does not believe in the
+ revolution or in the revolutionaries. He took the oath to serve the
+ Emperor when everything went quietly and well, and now, although I have
+ often begged him to leave the Service, he says it would be very wrong to
+ leave just because it is dangerous. &lsquo;I have taken the oath,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;and
+ I must keep it.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here she stopped, but after some further questions on the part of the thin
+ lady, she said: &ldquo;I never had time or leisure to think of these questions.
+ I was married when I was sixteen. I have had eight children, and they all
+ died one after the other except this one, who was the eldest. I used to
+ see political exiles and prisoners, and I used to feel sympathy for them.
+ I used to hear about people being sent here and there, and sometimes I
+ used to go down on my knees to my husband to do what he could for them,
+ but I never thought about there being any particular idea at the back of
+ all this.&rdquo; Then after a short pause she added: &ldquo;It first dawned on me at
+ Moscow. It was after the big strike, and I was on my way home. I had been
+ staying with some friends in the country, and I happened by chance to see
+ the funeral of that man Bauman, the doctor, who was killed. I was very
+ much impressed when I saw that huge procession go past, all the men
+ singing the funeral march, and I understood that Bauman himself had
+ nothing to do with it. Who cared about Bauman? But I understood that he
+ was a symbol. I saw that there must be a big idea which moves all these
+ people to give up everything, to go to prison, to kill, and be killed. I
+ understood this for the first time at that funeral. I cried when the crowd
+ went past. I understood there was a big idea, a great cause behind it all.
+ Then I went home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There were disorders in Siberia: you know in Siberia we are much freer
+ than you are. There is only one society. The officials, the political
+ people, revolutionaries, exiles, everybody, in fact, all meet constantly.
+ I used to go to political meetings, and to see and talk with the Liberal
+ and revolutionary leaders. Then I began to be disappointed because what
+ had always struck me as unjust was that one man, just because he happened
+ to be, say, Ivan Pavlovitch, should be able to rule over another man who
+ happened to be, say, Ivan Ivanovitch. And now that these Republics were
+ being made, it seemed that the same thing was beginning all over again&mdash;that
+ all the places of authority were being seized and dealt out amongst
+ another lot of people who were behaving exactly like those who had
+ authority before. The arbitrary authority was there just the same, only it
+ had changed hands, and this puzzled me very much, and I began to ask
+ myself, &lsquo;Where is the truth?&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did your husband think?&rdquo; asked the thin lady.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My husband did not like to talk about these things,&rdquo; she answered. &ldquo;He
+ says, &lsquo;I am in the Service, and I have to serve. It is not my business to
+ have opinions.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But all those Republics didn&rsquo;t last very long,&rdquo; rejoined the thin lady.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; continued the other; &ldquo;we never had a Republic, and after a time they
+ arrested the chief agitator, who was the soul of the revolutionary
+ movement in our town, a wonderful orator. I had heard him speak several
+ times and been carried away. When he was arrested I saw him taken to
+ prison, and he said &lsquo;Good-bye&rsquo; to the people, and bowed to them in the
+ street in such an exaggerated theatrical way that I was astonished and
+ felt uncomfortable. Here, I thought, is a man who can sacrifice himself
+ for an idea, and who seemed to be thoroughly sincere, and yet he behaves
+ theatrically and poses as if he were not sincere. I felt more puzzled than
+ ever, and I asked my husband to let me go and see him in prison. I thought
+ that perhaps after talking to him I could solve the riddle, and find out
+ once for all who was right and who was wrong. My husband let me go, and I
+ was admitted into his cell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;You know who I am,&rsquo; I said, &lsquo;since I am here, and I am admitted inside
+ these locked doors?&rsquo; He nodded. Then I asked him whether I could be of any
+ use to him. He said that he had all that he wanted; and like this the ice
+ was broken, and I asked him presently if he believed in the whole
+ movement. He said that until the 17th of October, when the Manifesto had
+ been issued, he had believed with all his soul in it; but the events of
+ the last months had caused him to change his mind. He now thought that the
+ work of his party, and, in fact, the whole movement, which had been going
+ on for over fifty years, had really been in vain. &lsquo;We shall have,&rsquo; he
+ said, &lsquo;to begin again from the very beginning, because the Russian people
+ are not ready for us yet, and probably another fifty years will have to go
+ by before they are ready.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I left him very much perplexed. He was set free not long afterwards, in
+ virtue of some manifesto, and because there had been no disorders in our
+ town and he had not been the cause of any bloodshed. Soon after he came
+ out of prison my husband met him, and he said to my husband: &lsquo;I suppose
+ you will not shake hands with me?&rsquo; And my husband replied: &lsquo;Because our
+ views are different there is no reason why both of us should not be honest
+ men,&rsquo; and he shook hands with him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The conversation now became a discussion about the various ideals of
+ various people and parties holding different political views. The large
+ lady kept on expressing the puzzled state of mind in which she was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole conversation, of which I have given a very condensed report, was
+ spread over a long time, and often interrupted. Later they reached the
+ subject of political assassination, and the large lady said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;About two months after I came home that year, one day when I was out
+ driving with my daughter in a sledge the revolutionaries fired six shots
+ at us from revolvers. We were not hit, but one bullet went through the
+ coachman&rsquo;s cap. Ever since then I have had nervous fits and my daughter
+ has had St. Vitus&rsquo; dance. We have to go to Moscow every year to be
+ treated. And it is so difficult. I don&rsquo;t know how to manage. When I am at
+ home I feel as if I ought to go, and when I am away I never have a
+ moment&rsquo;s peace, because I cannot help thinking the whole time that my
+ husband is in danger. A few weeks after they shot at us I met some of the
+ revolutionary party at a meeting, and I asked them why they had shot at
+ myself and my daughter. I could have understood it if they had shot at my
+ husband. But why at us? He said: &lsquo;When the wood is cut down, the chips fly
+ about.&lsquo;[*] And now I don&rsquo;t know what to think about it all.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ [*] A Russian proverb.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sometimes I think it is all a mistake, and I feel that the
+ revolutionaries are posing and playing a part, and that so soon as they
+ get the upper hand they will be as bad as what we have now; and then I say
+ to myself, all the same they are acting in a cause, and it is a great
+ cause, and they are working for liberty and for the people. And, then,
+ would the people be better off if they had their way? The more I think of
+ it the more puzzled I am. Who is right? Is my husband right? Are they
+ right? Is it a great cause? How can they be wrong if they are imprisoned
+ and killed for what they believe? Where is the truth, and what is truth?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A LUNCHEON-PARTY
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ I
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Bergmann was a widow. She was American by birth and marriage, and
+ English by education and habits. She was a fair, beautiful woman, with
+ large eyes and a white complexion. Her weak point was ambition, and
+ ambition with her took the form of luncheon-parties.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was one summer afternoon that she was seized with the great idea of her
+ life. It consisted in giving a luncheon-party which should be more
+ original and amusing than any other which had ever been given in London.
+ The idea became a mania. It left her no peace. It possessed her like venom
+ or like madness. She could think of nothing else. She racked her brains in
+ imagining how it could be done. But the more she was harassed by this aim
+ the further off its realisation appeared to her to be. At last it began to
+ weigh upon her. She lost her spirits and her appetite; her friends began
+ to remark with anxiety on the change in her behaviour and in her looks.
+ She herself felt that the situation was intolerable, and that success or
+ suicide lay before her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One evening towards the end of June, as she was sitting in her lovely
+ drawing-room in her house in Mayfair, in front of her tea-table, on which
+ the tea stood untasted, brooding over the question which unceasingly
+ tormented her, she cried out, half aloud:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;d sell my soul to the devil if he would give me what I wish.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that moment the footman entered the room and said there was a gentleman
+ downstairs who wished to speak with her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is his name?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The footman said he had not caught the gentleman&rsquo;s name, and he handed her
+ a card on a tray.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She took the card. On it was written:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ MR. NICHOLAS L. SATAN,
+ I, Pandemonium Terrace,
+ BURNING MARLE, HELL.
+ Telephone, No. I Central.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Show him up,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann, quite naturally, as though she had been
+ expecting the visitor. She wondered at her own behaviour, and seemed to
+ herself to be acting inevitably, as one does in dreams.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Satan was shown in. He had a professional air about him, but not of
+ the kind that suggests needy or even learned professionalism. He was dark;
+ his features were sharp and regular, his eyes keen, his complexion pale,
+ his mouth vigorous, and his chin prominent. He was well dressed in a frock
+ coat, black tie, and patent leather boots. He would never have been taken
+ for a conjurer or a shop-walker, but he might have been taken for a
+ slightly depraved Art-photographer who had known better days. He sat down
+ near the tea-table opposite Mrs. Bergmann, holding his top hat, which had
+ a slight mourning band round it, in his hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I understand, madam,&rdquo; he spoke with an even American intonation, &ldquo;you
+ wish to be supplied with a guest who will make all other luncheon-parties
+ look, so to speak, like thirty cents.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, that is just what I want,&rdquo; answered Mrs. Bergmann, who continued to
+ be surprised at herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I reckon there&rsquo;s no one living who&rsquo;d suit,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, &ldquo;and
+ I&rsquo;d better supply you with a celebrity of <i>a</i> former generation.&rdquo; He
+ then took out a small pocket-book from his coat pocket, and quickly
+ turning over its leaves he asked in a monotonous tone: &ldquo;Would you like a
+ Philosopher? Anaxagoras, Aristotle, Aurelius, M.?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! no,&rdquo; answered Mrs. Bergmann with decision, &ldquo;they would ruin any
+ luncheon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A Saint?&rdquo; suggested Mr. Satan, &ldquo;Antony, Ditto of Padua, Athanasius,
+ Augustine, Anselm?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good heavens, no,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A Theologian, good arguer?&rdquo; asked Mr. Satan, &ldquo;Aquinas, T?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; interrupted Mrs. Bergmann, &ldquo;for heaven&rsquo;s sake don&rsquo;t always give me
+ the A&rsquo;s, or we shall never get on to anything. You&rsquo;ll be offering me Adam
+ and Abel next.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, &ldquo;Latimer, Laud&mdash;Historic
+ Interest, Church and Politics combined,&rdquo; he added quickly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want a clergyman,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Artist?&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, &ldquo;Andrea del Sarto, Angelo, M., Apelles?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You&rsquo;re going back to the A&rsquo;s,&rdquo; interrupted Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bellini, Benvenuto Cellini, Botticelli?&rdquo; he continued imperturbably.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s the use of them when I can get Sargent every day?&rdquo; asked Mrs.
+ Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A man of action, perhaps? Alexander, Bonaparte, Caesar, J., Cromwell, O.,
+ Hannibal?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Too heavy for luncheon,&rdquo; she answered, &ldquo;they would do for <i>dinner</i>.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Plain statesman? Bismarck, Count; Chatham, Lord; Franklin, B; Richelieu,
+ Cardinal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That would make the members of the Cabinet feel uncomfortable,&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A Monarch? Alfred; beg pardon, he&rsquo;s an A. Richard III., Peter the Great,
+ Louis XI., Nero?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann. &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t have a Royalty. It would make it too
+ stiff.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have it,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, &ldquo;a highwayman: Dick Turpin; or a
+ housebreaker: Jack Sheppard or Charles Peace?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! no,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann, &ldquo;they might steal the Sevres.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A musician? Bach or Beethoven?&rdquo; he suggested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He&rsquo;s getting into the B&rsquo;s now,&rdquo; thought Mrs. Bergmann. &ldquo;No,&rdquo; she added
+ aloud, &ldquo;we should have to ask him to play, and he can&rsquo;t play Wagner, I
+ suppose, and musicians are so touchy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think I have it,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, &ldquo;a wit: Dr. Johnson, Sheridan, Sidney
+ Smith?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We should probably find their jokes dull <i>now</i>,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann,
+ thoughtfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Miscellaneous?&rdquo; inquired Mr. Satan, and turning over several leaves of
+ his notebook, he rattled out the following names: &ldquo;Alcibiades, kind of
+ statesman; Beau Brummel, fop; Cagliostro, conjurer; Robespierre,
+ politician; Charles Stuart, Pretender; Warwick, King-maker; Borgia, A.,
+ Pope; Ditto, C., toxicologist; Wallenstein, mercenary; Bacon, Roger, man
+ of science; Ditto, F., dishonest official; Tell, W., patriot; Jones, Paul,
+ pirate; Lucullus, glutton; Simon Stylites, eccentric; Casanova, loose
+ liver; Casabianca, cabin-boy; Chicot, jester; Sayers, T., prize-fighter;
+ Cook, Captain, tourist; Nebuchadnezzar, food-faddist; Juan, D., lover;
+ Froissart, war correspondent; Julian, apostate?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you see,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann, &ldquo;we must have some one everybody has
+ heard of?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;David Garrick, actor and wit?&rdquo; suggested Mr. Satan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s no good having an actor nobody has seen act,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What about a poet?&rdquo; asked Mr. Satan, &ldquo;Homer, Virgil, Dante, Byron,
+ Shakespeare?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare!&rdquo; she cried out, &ldquo;the very thing. Everybody has heard of
+ Shakespeare, more or less, and I expect he&rsquo;d get on with everybody, and
+ wouldn&rsquo;t feel offended if I asked Alfred Austin or some other poet to meet
+ him. Can you get me Shakespeare?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, &ldquo;day and date?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It must be Thursday fortnight,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann. &ldquo;And what, ah&mdash;er&mdash;your
+ terms?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The usual terms,&rdquo; he answered. &ldquo;In return for supernatural service
+ rendered you during your lifetime, your soul reverts to me at your death.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Bergmann&rsquo;s brain began to work quickly. She was above all things a
+ practical woman, and she immediately felt she was being defrauded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I cannot consent to such terms,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Surely you recognise the
+ fundamental difference between this proposed contract and those which you
+ concluded with others&mdash;with Faust, for instance? They sold the full
+ control of their soul after death on condition of your putting yourself at
+ their entire disposal during the whole of their lifetime, whereas you ask
+ me to do the same thing in return for a few hours&rsquo; service. The proposal
+ is preposterous.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Satan rose from his chair. &ldquo;In that case, madam,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I have the
+ honour to wish you a good afternoon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stop a moment,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why we shouldn&rsquo;t arrive
+ at a compromise. I am perfectly willing that you should have the control
+ over my soul for a limited number of years&mdash;I believe there are
+ precedents for such a course&mdash;let us say a million years.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ten million,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, quietly but firmly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In that case,&rdquo; answered Mrs. Bergmann, &ldquo;we will take no notice of leap
+ year, and we will count 365 days in every year.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, with an expression of somewhat ruffled
+ dignity, &ldquo;we always allow leap year, but, of course, thirteen years will
+ count as twelve.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann with equal dignity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then perhaps you will not mind signing the contract at once,&rdquo; said Mr.
+ Satan, drawing from his pocket a type-written page.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Bergmann walked to the writing-table and took the paper from his
+ hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Over the stamp, please,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Must I&mdash;er&mdash;sign it in blood?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Bergmann,
+ hesitatingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can if you like,&rdquo; said Mr. Satan, &ldquo;but I prefer red ink; it is
+ quicker and more convenient.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He handed her a stylograph pen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Must it be witnessed?&rdquo; she asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;these kind of documents don&rsquo;t need a witness.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a firm, bold handwriting Mrs. Bergmann signed her name in red ink
+ across the sixpenny stamp. She half expected to hear a clap of thunder and
+ to see Mr. Satan disappear, but nothing of the kind occurred. Mr. Satan
+ took the document, folded it, placed it in his pocket-book, took up his
+ hat and gloves, and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. William Shakespeare will call to luncheon on Thursday week. At what
+ hour is the luncheon to be?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One-thirty,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He may be a few minutes late,&rdquo; answered Mr. Satan. &ldquo;Good afternoon,
+ madam,&rdquo; and he bowed and withdrew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Bergmann chuckled to herself when she was alone. &ldquo;I have done him,&rdquo;
+ she thought to herself, &ldquo;because ten million years in eternity is nothing.
+ He might just as well have said one second as ten million years, since
+ anything less than eternity in eternity is nothing. It is curious how
+ stupid the devil is in spite of all his experience. Now I must think about
+ my invitations.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ II
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The morning of Mrs. Bergmann&rsquo;s luncheon had arrived. She had asked
+ thirteen men and nine women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But an hour before luncheon an incident happened which nearly drove Mrs.
+ Bergmann distracted. One of her guests, who was also one of her most
+ intimate friends, Mrs. Lockton, telephoned to her saying she had quite
+ forgotten, but she had asked on that day a man to luncheon whom she did
+ not know, and who had been sent to her by Walford, the famous professor.
+ She ended the message by saying she would bring the stranger with her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is his name?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Bergmann, not without intense irritation,
+ meaning to put a veto on the suggestion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;His name is&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; and at that moment the telephone communication
+ was interrupted, and in spite of desperate efforts Mrs. Bergmann was
+ unable to get on to Mrs. Lockton again. She reflected that it was quite
+ useless for her to send a message saying that she had no room at her
+ table, because Angela Lockton would probably bring the stranger all the
+ same. Then she further reflected that in the excitement caused by the
+ presence of Shakespeare it would not really much matter whether there was
+ a stranger there or not. A little before half-past one the guests began to
+ arrive. Lord Pantry of Assouan, the famous soldier, was the first comer.
+ He was soon followed by Professor Morgan, an authority on Greek
+ literature; Mr. Peebles, the ex-Prime Minister; Mrs. Hubert Baldwin, the
+ immensely popular novelist; the fascinating Mrs. Rupert Duncan, who was
+ lending her genius to one of Ibsen&rsquo;s heroines at that moment; Miss Medea
+ Tring, one of the latest American beauties; Corporal, the
+ portrait-painter; Richard Giles, critic and man of letters; Hereward
+ Blenheim, a young and rising politician, who before the age of thirty had
+ already risen higher than most men of sixty; Sir Horace Silvester,
+ K.C.M.G., the brilliant financier, with his beautiful wife Lady Irene;
+ Professor Leo Newcastle, the eminent man of science; Lady Hyacinth
+ Gloucester, and Mrs. Milden, who were well known for their beauty and
+ charm; Osmond Hall, the paradoxical playwright; Monsieur Faubourg, the
+ psychological novelist; Count Sciarra, an Italian nobleman, about fifty
+ years old, who had written a history of the Popes, and who was now staying
+ in London; Lady Herman, the beauty of a former generation, still extremely
+ handsome; and Willmott, the successful actor-manager. They were all
+ assembled in the drawing-room upstairs, talking in knots and groups, and
+ pervaded by a feeling of pleasurable excitement and expectation, so much
+ so that conversation was intermittent, and nearly everybody was talking
+ about the weather. The Right Hon. John Lockton, the eminent lawyer, was
+ the last guest to arrive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Angela will be here in a moment,&rdquo; he explained; &ldquo;she asked me to come on
+ first.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Bergmann grew restless. It was half-past one, and no Shakespeare. She
+ tried to make her guests talk, with indifferent success. The expectation
+ was too great. Everybody was absorbed by the thought of what was going to
+ happen next. Ten minutes passed thus, and Mrs. Bergmann grew more and more
+ anxious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last the bell rang, and soon Mrs. Lockton walked upstairs, leading with
+ her a quite insignificant, ordinary-looking, middle-aged, rather portly
+ man with shiny black hair, bald on the top of his head, and a blank,
+ good-natured expression.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;m so sorry to be so late, Louise, dear,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Let me introduce
+ Mr. &mdash;&mdash; to you.&rdquo; And whether she had forgotten the name or not,
+ Mrs. Bergmann did not know or care at the time, but it was mumbled in such
+ a manner that it was impossible to catch it. Mrs. Bergmann shook hands
+ with him absent-mindedly, and, looking at the clock, saw that it was ten
+ minutes to two.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have been deceived,&rdquo; she thought to herself, and anger rose in her
+ breast like a wave. At the same time she felt the one thing necessary was
+ not to lose her head, or let anything damp the spirits of her guests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We&rsquo;ll go down to luncheon directly,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m expecting some one
+ else, but he probably won&rsquo;t come till later.&rdquo; She led the way and
+ everybody trooped downstairs to the dining-room, feeling that
+ disappointment was in store for them. Mrs. Bergmann left the place on her
+ right vacant; she did not dare fill it up, because in her heart of hearts
+ she felt certain Shakespeare would arrive, and she looked forward to a <i>coup
+ de theatre</i>, which would be quite spoilt if his place was occupied. On
+ her left sat Count Sciarra; the unknown friend of Angela Lockton sat at
+ the end of the table next to Willmott.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The luncheon started haltingly. Angela Lockton&rsquo;s friend was heard saying
+ in a clear voice that the dust in London was very trying.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you come from the country?&rdquo; asked M. Faubourg. &ldquo;I myself am just
+ returned from Oxford, where I once more admired your admirable English
+ lawns&mdash;<i>vos pelouses seculaires</i>.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;I only came up to town to-day, because it seems
+ indeed a waste and a pity to spend the finest time of the year in London.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Count Sciarra, who had not uttered a word since he had entered the house,
+ turned to his hostess and asked her whom she considered, after herself, to
+ be the most beautiful woman in the room, Lady Irene, Lady Hyacinth, or
+ Mrs. Milden?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. Milden,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;has the smile of La Gioconda, and hands and
+ hair for Leonardo to paint. Lady Gloucester,&rdquo; he continued, leaving out
+ the Christian name, &ldquo;is English, like one of Shakespeare&rsquo;s women,
+ Desdemona or Imogen; and Lady Irene has no nationality, she belongs to the
+ dream worlds of Shelley and D&rsquo;Annunzio: she is the guardian Lady of
+ Shelley&rsquo;s &lsquo;Sensitiva,&rsquo; the vision of the lily. &lsquo;Quale un vaso liturgico
+ d&rsquo;argento.&rsquo; And you, madame, you take away all my sense of criticism.
+ &lsquo;Vous me troublez trop pour que je definisse votre genre de beaute.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Milden was soon engaged in a deep tete-a-tete with Mr. Peebles, who
+ was heard every now and then to say, &ldquo;Quite, quite,&rdquo; Miss Tring was
+ holding forth to Silvester on French sculpture, and Silvester now and
+ again said: &ldquo;Oh! really!&rdquo; in the tone of intense interest which his
+ friends knew indicated that he was being acutely bored. Lady Hyacinth was
+ discussing Socialism with Osmond Hall, Lady Herman was discussing the
+ theory of evolution with Professor Newcastle, Mrs. Lockton, the question
+ of the French Church, with Faubourg; and Blenheim was discharging molten
+ fragments of embryo exordiums and perorations on the subject of the stage
+ to Willmott; in fact, there was a general buzz of conversation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you been to see Antony and Cleopatra?&rdquo; asked Willmott of the
+ stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the neighbour, &ldquo;I went last night; many authors have treated
+ the subject, and the version I saw last night was very pretty. I couldn&rsquo;t
+ get a programme so I didn&rsquo;t see who&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think my version,&rdquo; interrupted Willmott, with pride, &ldquo;is admitted to be
+ the best.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! it is your version!&rdquo; said the stranger. &ldquo;I beg your pardon, I think
+ you treated the subject very well.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Willmott, &ldquo;it is ungrateful material, but I think I made
+ something fine of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No doubt, no doubt,&rdquo; said the stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do tell us,&rdquo; Mrs. Baldwin was heard to ask M. Faubourg across the table,
+ &ldquo;what the young generation are doing in France? Who are the young
+ novelists?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There are no young novelists worth mentioning,&rdquo; answered M. Faubourg.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miss Tring broke in and said she considered &ldquo;Le Visage Emerveille,&rdquo; by the
+ Comtesse de Noailles, to be the most beautiful book of the century, with
+ the exception, perhaps, of the &ldquo;Tagebuch einer Verlorenen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But from the end of the table Blenheim&rsquo;s utterance was heard
+ preponderating over that of his neighbours. He was making a fine speech on
+ the modern stage, comparing an actor-manager to Napoleon, and commenting
+ on the campaigns of the latter in detail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Quite heedless of this Mr. Willmott was carrying on an equally impassioned
+ but much slower monologue on his conception of the character of Cyrano de
+ Bergerac, which he said he intended to produce. &ldquo;Cyrano,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;has
+ been maligned by Coquelin. Coquelin is a great artist, but he did not
+ understand Cyrano. Cyrano is a dreamer, a poet; he is a martyr of thought
+ like Tolstoi, a sacrifice to wasted, useless action, like Hamlet; he is a
+ Moliere come too soon, a Bayard come too late, a John the Baptist of the
+ stage, calling out in vain in the wilderness&mdash;of bricks and mortar;
+ he is misunderstood;&mdash;an enigma, an anachronism, a premature herald,
+ a false dawn.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Count Sciarra was engaged in a third monologue at the head of the table.
+ He was talking at the same time to Mrs. Bergmann, Lady Irene, and Lady
+ Hyacinth about the devil. &ldquo;Ah que j&rsquo;aime le diable!&rdquo; he was saying in low,
+ tender tones. &ldquo;The devil who creates your beauty to lure us to
+ destruction, the devil who puts honey into the voice of the siren, the
+ dolce sirena&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Che i marinari in mezzo il mar dismaga&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ (and he hummed this line in a sing-song two or three times over)&mdash;&ldquo;the
+ devil who makes us dream and doubt, and who made life interesting by
+ persuading Eve to eat the silver apple&mdash;what would life have been if
+ she had not eaten the apple? We should all be in the silly trees of the
+ Garden of Eden, and I should be sitting next to you&rdquo; (he said to Mrs.
+ Bergmann), &ldquo;without knowing that you were beautiful; que vous etes belle
+ et que vous etes desirable; que vous etes puissante et caline, que je fais
+ naufrage dans une mer d&rsquo;amour&mdash;e il naufragio m&rsquo;e dolce in questo
+ mare&mdash;en un mot, que je vous aime.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Life outside the garden of Eden has many drawbacks,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann,
+ who, although she was inwardly pleased by Count Sciarra&rsquo;s remarks, saw by
+ Lady Irene&rsquo;s expression that she thought he was mad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Aucun &lsquo;drawback,&rsquo;&rdquo; answered Sciarra, &ldquo;n&rsquo;egalerait celui de comtempler les
+ divins contours feminins sans un frisson. Pensez donc si Madame Bergmann&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Count Sciarra,&rdquo; interrupted Mrs. Bergmann, terrified of what was coming
+ next, &ldquo;do tell me about the book you are writing on Venice.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Lockton was at that moment discussing portraiture in novels with M.
+ Faubourg, and during a pause Miss Tring was heard to make the following
+ remark: &ldquo;And is it true M. Faubourg, that &lsquo;Cecile&rsquo; in &lsquo;La Mauvaise Bonte&rsquo;
+ is a portrait of some one you once loved and who treated you very badly?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ M. Faubourg, a little embarrassed, said that a creative artist made a
+ character out of many originals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then, seeing that nobody was saying a word to his neighbour, he turned
+ round and asked him if he had been to the Academy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; answered the stranger; &ldquo;it gets worse every year doesn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But Mr. Corporal&rsquo;s pictures are always worth seeing,&rdquo; said Faubourg.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think he paints men better than women,&rdquo; said the stranger; &ldquo;he doesn&rsquo;t
+ flatter people, but of course his pictures are very clever.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment the attention of the whole table was monopolised by Osmond
+ Hall, who began to discuss the scenario of a new play he was writing. &ldquo;My
+ play,&rdquo; he began, &ldquo;is going to be called &lsquo;The King of the North Pole.&rsquo; I
+ have never been to the North Pole, and I don&rsquo;t mean to go there. It&rsquo;s not
+ necessary to have first-hand knowledge of technical subjects in order to
+ write a play. People say that Shakespeare must have studied the law,
+ because his allusions to the law are frequent and accurate. That does not
+ prove that he knew law any more than the fact that he put a sea in Bohemia
+ proves that he did not know geography. It proves he was a dramatist. He
+ wanted a sea in Bohemia. He wanted lawyer&rsquo;s &lsquo;shop.&rsquo; I should do just the
+ same thing myself. I wrote a play about doctors, knowing nothing about
+ medicine: I asked a friend to give me the necessary information.
+ Shakespeare, I expect, asked his friends to give him the legal information
+ he required.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every allusion to Shakespeare was a stab to Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare&rsquo;s knowledge of the law is very thorough,&rdquo; broke in Lockton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not so thorough as the knowledge of medicine which is revealed in my
+ play,&rdquo; said Hall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare knew law by intuition,&rdquo; murmured Willmott, &ldquo;but he did not
+ guess what the modern stage would make of his plays.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let us hope not,&rdquo; said Giles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare,&rdquo; said Faubourg, &ldquo;was a psychologue; he had the power, I
+ cannot say it in English, de deviner ce qu&rsquo;il ne savait pas en puisant
+ dans le fond et le trefond de son ame.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gammon!&rdquo; said Hall; &ldquo;he had the power of asking his friends for the
+ information he required.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you really think,&rdquo; asked Giles, &ldquo;that before he wrote &lsquo;Time delves the
+ parallel on beauty&rsquo;s brow,&rsquo; he consulted his lawyer as to a legal metaphor
+ suitable for a sonnet?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And do you think,&rdquo; asked Mrs. Duncan, &ldquo;that he asked his female relations
+ what it would feel like to be jealous of Octavia if one happened to be
+ Cleopatra?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare was a married man,&rdquo; said Hall, &ldquo;and if his wife found the
+ MSS. of his sonnets lying about he must have known a jealous woman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare evidently didn&rsquo;t trouble his friends for information on
+ natural history, not for a playwright,&rdquo; said Hall. &ldquo;I myself should not
+ mind what liberty I took with the cuckoo, the bee, or even the basilisk. I
+ should not trouble you for accurate information on the subject; I should
+ not even mind saying the cuckoo lays eggs in its own nest if it suited the
+ dramatic situation.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The whole of this conversation was torture to Mrs. Bergmann.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare,&rdquo; said Lady Hyacinth, &ldquo;had a universal nature; one can&rsquo;t help
+ thinking he was almost like God.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That&rsquo;s what people will say of me a hundred years hence,&rdquo; said Hall;
+ &ldquo;only it is to be hoped they&rsquo;ll leave out the &lsquo;almost.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare understood love,&rdquo; said Lady Herman, in a loud voice; &ldquo;he knew
+ how a man makes love to a woman. If Richard III. had made love to me as
+ Shakespeare describes him doing it, I&rsquo;m not sure that I could have
+ resisted him. But the finest of all Shakespeare&rsquo;s men is Othello. That&rsquo;s a
+ real man. Desdemona was a fool. It&rsquo;s not wonderful that Othello didn&rsquo;t see
+ through Iago; but Desdemona ought to have seen through him. The stupidest
+ woman can see through a clever man like him; but, of course, Othello was a
+ fool too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; broke in Mrs. Lockton, &ldquo;if Napoleon had married Desdemona he would
+ have made Iago marry one of his sisters.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think Desdemona is the most pathetic of Shakespeare&rsquo;s heroines,&rdquo; said
+ Lady Hyacinth; &ldquo;don&rsquo;t you think so, Mr. Hall?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s easy enough to make a figure pathetic, who is strangled by a
+ nigger,&rdquo; answered Hall. &ldquo;Now if Desdemona had been a negress Shakespeare
+ would have started fair.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If only Shakespeare had lived later,&rdquo; sighed Willmott, &ldquo;and understood
+ the condition of the modern stage, he would have written quite
+ differently.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If Shakespeare had lived now he would have written novels,&rdquo; said
+ Faubourg.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Mrs. Baldwin, &ldquo;I feel sure you are right there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If Shakespeare had lived now,&rdquo; said Sciarra to Mrs. Bergmann, &ldquo;we
+ shouldn&rsquo;t notice his existence; he would be just un monsieur comme tout le
+ monde&mdash;like that monsieur sitting next to Faubourg,&rdquo; he added in a
+ low voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The problem about Shakespeare,&rdquo; broke in Hall, &ldquo;is not how he wrote his
+ plays. I could teach a poodle to do that in half an hour. But the problem
+ is&mdash;What made him leave off writing just when he was beginning to
+ know how to do it? It is as if I had left off writing plays ten years
+ ago.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps,&rdquo; said the stranger, hesitatingly and modestly, &ldquo;he had made
+ enough money by writing plays to retire on his earnings and live in the
+ country.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nobody took any notice of this remark.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If Bacon was really the playwright,&rdquo; said Lockton, &ldquo;the problem is a very
+ different one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If Bacon had written Shakespeare&rsquo;s plays,&rdquo; said Silvester, &ldquo;they wouldn&rsquo;t
+ have been so bad.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There seems to me to be only one argument,&rdquo; said Professor Morgan, &ldquo;in
+ favour of the Bacon theory, and that is that the range of mind displayed
+ in Shakespeare&rsquo;s plays is so great that it would have been child&rsquo;s play
+ for the man who wrote Shakespeare&rsquo;s plays to have written the works of
+ Bacon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Hall, &ldquo;but because it would be child&rsquo;s play for the man who
+ wrote my plays to have written your works and those of Professor Newcastle&mdash;which
+ it would&mdash;it doesn&rsquo;t prove that you wrote my plays.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bacon was a philosopher,&rdquo; said Willmott, &ldquo;and Shakespeare was a poet&mdash;a
+ dramatic poet; but Shakespeare was also an actor, an actor-manager, and
+ only an actor-manager could have written the plays.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you think of the Bacon theory?&rdquo; asked Faubourg of the stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;that we shall soon have to say eggs and
+ Shakespeare instead of eggs and Bacon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This remark caused a slight shudder to pass through all the guests, and
+ Mrs. Bergmann felt sorry that she had not taken decisive measures to
+ prevent the stranger&rsquo;s intrusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare wrote his own plays,&rdquo; said Sciarra, &ldquo;and I don&rsquo;t know if he
+ knew law, but he knew <i>le coeur de la femme</i>. Cleopatra bids her
+ slave find out the colour of Octavia&rsquo;s hair; that is just what my wife, my
+ Angelica, would do if I were to marry some one in London while she was at
+ Rome.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Gladstone used to say,&rdquo; broke in Lockton, &ldquo;that Dante was inferior to
+ Shakespeare, because he was too great an optimist.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dante was not an optimist,&rdquo; said Sciarra, &ldquo;about the future life of
+ politicians. But I think they were both of them pessimists about man and
+ both optimists about God.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shakespeare,&rdquo; began Blenheim; but he was interrupted by Mrs. Duncan who
+ cried out:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish he were alive now and would write me a part, a real woman&rsquo;s part.
+ The women have so little to do in Shakespeare&rsquo;s plays. There&rsquo;s Juliet; but
+ one can&rsquo;t play Juliet till one&rsquo;s forty, and then one&rsquo;s too old to look
+ fourteen. There&rsquo;s Lady Macbeth; but she&rsquo;s got nothing to do except walk in
+ her sleep and say, &lsquo;Out, damned spot!&rsquo; There were not actresses in his
+ days, and of course it was no use writing a woman&rsquo;s part for a boy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You should have been born in France,&rdquo; said Faubourg, &ldquo;Racine&rsquo;s women are
+ created for you to play.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! you&rsquo;ve got Sarah,&rdquo; said Mrs. Duncan, &ldquo;you don&rsquo;t want anyone else.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think Racine&rsquo;s boring,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lockton, &ldquo;he&rsquo;s so artificial.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! don&rsquo;t say that,&rdquo; said Giles, &ldquo;Racine is the most exquisite of poets,
+ so sensitive, so acute, and so harmonious.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I like Rostand better,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lockton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Rostand!&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Tring, in disgust, &ldquo;he writes such bad verses&mdash;du
+ caoutchouc&mdash;he&rsquo;s so vulgar.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is true,&rdquo; said Willmott, &ldquo;he&rsquo;s an amateur. He has never written
+ professionally for his bread but only for his pleasure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But in that sense,&rdquo; said Giles, &ldquo;God is an amateur.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I confess,&rdquo; said Peebles, &ldquo;that I cannot appreciate French poetry. I can
+ read Rousseau with pleasure, and Bossuet; but I cannot admire Corneille
+ and Racine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Everybody writes plays now,&rdquo; said Faubourg, with a sigh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have never written a play,&rdquo; said Lord Pantry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nor I,&rdquo; said Lockton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But nearly everyone at this table has,&rdquo; said Faubourg. &ldquo;Mrs. Baldwin has
+ written &lsquo;Matilda,&rsquo; Mr. Giles has written a tragedy called &lsquo;Queen Swaflod,&rsquo;
+ I wrote a play in my youth, my &lsquo;Le Menetrier de Parme&rsquo;; I&rsquo;m sure Corporal
+ has written a play. Count Sciarra must have written several; have you ever
+ written a play?&rdquo; he said, turning to his neighbour, the stranger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; answered the stranger, &ldquo;I once wrote a play called &lsquo;Hamlet.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You were courageous with such an original before you,&rdquo; said Faubourg,
+ severely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;the original was very good, but I think,&rdquo; he
+ added modestly, &ldquo;that I improved upon it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Encore un faiseur de paradoxes!&rdquo; murmured Faubourg to himself in disgust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meantime Willmott was giving Professor Morgan the benefit of his
+ views on Greek art, punctuated with allusions to Tariff Reform and
+ devolution for the benefit of Blenheim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Luncheon was over and cigarettes were lighted. Mrs. Bergmann had quite
+ made up her mind that she had been cheated, and there was only one thing
+ for which she consoled herself, and that was that she had not waited for
+ luncheon but had gone down immediately, since so far all her guests had
+ kept up a continuous stream of conversation, which had every now and then
+ become general, though they still every now and then glanced at the empty
+ chair and wondered what the coming attraction was going to be. Mrs. Milden
+ had carried on two almost interrupted tete-a-tetes, first with one of her
+ neighbours, then with the other. In fact everybody had talked, except the
+ stranger, who had hardly spoken, and since Faubourg had turned away from
+ him in disgust, nobody had taken any further notice of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Baldwin, remarking this, good-naturedly leant across the table and
+ asked him if he had come to London for the Wagner cycle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he answered, &ldquo;I came for the Horse Show at Olympia.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment Count Sciarra, having finished his third cigarette, turned
+ to his hostess and thanked her for having allowed him to meet the most
+ beautiful women of London in the most beautiful house in London, and in
+ the house of the most beautiful hostess in London.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;J&rsquo;ai vu chez vous,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;le lys argente et la rose blanche, mais
+ vous etes la rose ecarlate, la rose d&rsquo;amour dont le parfum vivra dans mon
+ coeur comme un poison dore (and here he hummed in a sing-song):&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &lsquo;Io son, cantava, Io son, dolce sirena&rsquo; Addio, dolce sirena.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he suddenly and abruptly got up, kissed his hostess&rsquo;s hand vehemently
+ three times, and said he was very sorry, but he must hasten to keep a
+ pressing engagement. He then left the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mrs. Bergmann got up and said, &ldquo;Let us go upstairs.&rdquo; But the men had most
+ of them to go, some to the House of Commons, others to fulfil various
+ engagements.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stranger thanked Mrs. Bergmann for her kind hospitality and left. And
+ the remaining guests, seeing that it was obvious that no further
+ attraction was to be expected, now took their leave reluctantly and went,
+ feeling that they had been cheated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Angela Lockton stayed a moment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who were you expecting, Louise, dear?&rdquo; she asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Only an old friend,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bergmann, &ldquo;whom you would all have been
+ very glad to see. Only as he doesn&rsquo;t want anybody to know he&rsquo;s in London,
+ I couldn&rsquo;t tell you all who he was.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But tell me now,&rdquo; said Mrs. Lockton; &ldquo;you know how discreet I am.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I promised not to, dearest Angela,&rdquo; she answered; &ldquo;and, by the way, what
+ was the name of the man you brought with you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Didn&rsquo;t I tell you? How stupid of me!&rdquo; said Mrs. Lockton. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a very
+ easy name to remember: Shakespeare, William Shakespeare.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FETE GALANTE
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To Cecilia Fisher
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The King said that nobody had ever danced as I danced to-night,&rdquo; said
+ Columbine. &ldquo;He said it was more than dancing, it was magic.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is true,&rdquo; said Harlequin, &ldquo;you never danced like that before.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Pierrot paid no heed to their remarks, and stared vacantly at the sky.
+ They were sitting on the deserted stage of the grass amphitheatre where
+ they had been playing. Behind them were the clumps of cypress trees which
+ framed a vista of endless wooden garden and formed their drop scene. They
+ were sitting immediately beneath the wooden framework made of two upright
+ beams and one horizontal, which formed the primitive proscenium, and from
+ which little coloured lights had hung during the performance. The King and
+ Queen and their lords and ladies who had looked on at the living puppet
+ show had all left the amphitheatre; they had put on their masks and their
+ dominoes, and were now dancing on the lawns, whispering in the alleys and
+ the avenues, or sitting in groups under the tall dark trees. Some of them
+ were in boats on the lake, and everywhere one went, from the dark
+ boscages, came sounds of music, thin, tinkling tunes played on guitars by
+ skilled hands, and the bird-like twittering and whistling of flageolets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The King said I looked like a moon fairy,&rdquo; said Columbine to Pierrot.
+ Pierrot only stared at the sky and laughed inanely. &ldquo;If you persist in
+ slighting me like this,&rdquo; she whispered in his ear, in a whisper which was
+ like a hiss, &ldquo;I will abandon you for ever. I will give my heart to
+ Harlequin, and you shall never see me again.&rdquo; But Pierrot continued to
+ stare at the sky, and laughed once more inanely. Then Columbine got up,
+ her eyes flashing with rage; taking Harlequin by the arm she dragged him
+ swiftly away. They danced across the grass semi-circle of the amphitheatre
+ and up the steps away into the alleys. Pierrot was left alone with
+ Pantaloon, who was asleep, for he was old and clowning fatigued him. Then
+ Pierrot left the amphitheatre also, and putting a black mask on his face
+ he joined the revellers who were everywhere dancing, whispering, talking,
+ and making music in subdued tones. He sought out a long lonely avenue, in
+ one side of which there nestled, almost entirely concealed by bushes and
+ undergrowth, a round open Greek temple. Right at the end of the avenue a
+ foaming waterfall splashed down into a large marble basin, from which a
+ tall fountain rose, white and ghostly, and made a sobbing noise. Pierrot
+ went towards the temple, then he turned back and walked right into the
+ undergrowth through the bushes, and lay down on the grass, and listened to
+ the singing of the night-jar. The whole garden that night seemed to be
+ sighing and whispering; there was a soft warm wind, and a smell of mown
+ hay in the air, and an intoxicating sweetness came from the bushes of
+ syringa. Columbine and Harlequin also joined the revellers. They passed
+ from group to group, with aimless curiosity, pausing sometimes by the
+ artificial ponds and sometimes by the dainty groups of dancers, whose
+ satin and whose pearls glimmered faintly in the shifting moonlight, for
+ the night was cloudy. At last they too were tired of the revel, they
+ wandered towards a more secluded place and made for the avenue which
+ Pierrot had sought. On their way they passed through a narrow grass walk
+ between two rows of closely cropped yew hedges. There on a marble seat a
+ tall man in a black domino was sitting, his head resting on his hands; and
+ between the loose folds of his satin cloak, one caught the glint of
+ precious stones. When they had passed him Columbine whispered to
+ Harlequin: &ldquo;That is the King. I caught sight of his jewelled collar.&rdquo; They
+ presently found themselves in the long avenue at the end of which were the
+ waterfall and the fountain. They wandered on till they reached the Greek
+ temple, and there suddenly Columbine put her finger on her lips. Then she
+ led Harlequin back a little way and took him round through the undergrowth
+ to the back of the temple, and, crouching down in the bushes, bade him
+ look. In the middle of the temple there was a statue of Eros holding a
+ torch in his hands. Standing close beside the statue were two figures, a
+ man dressed as a Pierrot, and a beautiful lady who wore a grey satin
+ domino. She had taken off her mask and pushed back the hood from her hair,
+ which was encircled by a diadem made of something shining and silvery, and
+ a ray of moonlight fell on her face, which was as delicate as the petal of
+ a flower. Pierrot was masked; he was holding her hand and looking into her
+ eyes, which were turned upwards towards his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is the Queen!&rdquo; whispered Columbine to Harlequin. And once more putting
+ her finger on her lips, she deftly led him by the hand and noiselessly
+ threaded her way through the bushes and back into the avenue, and without
+ saying a word ran swiftly with him to the place where they had seen the
+ King. He was still there, alone, his head resting upon his hands.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ In the temple the Queen was upbraiding her lover for his temerity in
+ having crossed the frontier into the land from which he had been banished
+ for ever, and for having dared to appear at the court revel disguised as
+ Pierrot. &ldquo;Remember,&rdquo; she was saying, &ldquo;the enemies that surround us, the
+ dreadful peril, and the doom that awaits us.&rdquo; And her lover said: &ldquo;What is
+ doom, and what is death? You whispered to the night and I heard. You
+ sighed and I am here!&rdquo; He tore the mask from his face, and the Queen
+ looked at him and smiled. At that moment a rustle was heard in the
+ undergrowth, and the Queen started back from him, whispering: &ldquo;We are
+ betrayed! Fly!&rdquo; And her lover put on his mask and darted through the
+ undergrowth, following a path which he and no one else knew, till he came
+ to an open space where his squire awaited him with horses, and they
+ galloped away safe from all pursuit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the King walked into the temple and led the Queen back to the palace
+ without saying a word; but the whole avenue was full of dark men bearing
+ torches and armed with swords, who were searching the undergrowth. And
+ presently they found Pierrot who, ignorant of all that had happened, had
+ been listening all night to the song of the night-jar. He was dragged to
+ the palace and cast into a dungeon, and the King was told. But the revel
+ did not cease, and the dancing and the music continued softly as before.
+ The King sent for Columbine and told her she should have speech with
+ Pierrot in his prison, for haply he might have something to confess to
+ her. And Columbine was taken to Pierrot&rsquo;s dungeon, and the King followed
+ her without her knowing it, and concealed himself behind the door, which
+ he set ajar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Columbine upbraided Pierrot and said: &ldquo;All this was my work. I have always
+ known that you loved the Queen. And yet for the sake of past days, tell me
+ the truth. Was it love or a joke, such as those you love to play?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pierrot laughed inanely. &ldquo;It was a joke,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;It is my trade to make
+ jokes. What else can I do?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You love the Queen nevertheless,&rdquo; said Columbine, &ldquo;of that I am sure, and
+ for that I have had my revenge.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was a joke,&rdquo; said Pierrot, and he laughed again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And though she talked and raved and wept, she could get no other answer
+ from him. Then she left him, and the King entered the dungeon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have heard what you said,&rdquo; said the King, &ldquo;but to me you must tell the
+ truth. I do not believe it was you who met the Queen in the temple; tell
+ me the truth, and your life shall be spared.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was a joke,&rdquo; said Pierrot, and he laughed. Then the King grew fierce
+ and stormed and threatened. But his rage and threats were in vain! for
+ Pierrot only laughed. Then the King appealed to him as man to man and
+ implored him to tell him the truth; for he would have given his kingdom to
+ believe that it was the real Pierrot who had met the Queen and that the
+ adventure had been a joke. Pierrot only repeated what he had said, and
+ laughed and giggled inanely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At dawn the prison door was opened and three masked men led Pierrot out
+ through the courtyard into the garden. The revellers had gone home, but
+ here and there lights still twinkled and flickered and a stray note or two
+ of music was still heard. Some of the latest of the revellers were going
+ home. The dawn was grey and chilly; they led Pierrot through the alleys to
+ the grass amphitheatre, and they hanged him on the horizontal beam which
+ formed part of the primitive proscenium where he and Columbine had danced
+ so wildly in the night. They hanged him and his white figure dangled from
+ the beam as though he were still dancing; and the new Pierrot, who was
+ appointed the next day, was told that such would be the fate of all
+ mummers who went too far, and whose jokes and pranks overstepped the
+ limits of decency and good breeding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE GARLAND
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The <i>Referendarius</i> had three junior clerks to carry on the business
+ of his department, and they in their turn were assisted by two scribes,
+ who did most of the copying and kept the records. The work of the
+ Department consisted in filing and annotating the petitions and cases
+ which were referred from the lower Courts, through the channel of the <i>Referendarius</i>,
+ to the Emperor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The three clerks and their two scribes occupied a high marble room in the
+ spacious office. It was as yet early in April, but, nevertheless, the sun
+ out of doors was almost fierce. The high marble rooms of the office were
+ cool and stuffy at the same time, and the spring sunshine without, the
+ soft breeze from the sea, the call of the flower-sellers in the street,
+ and the lazy murmur of the town had, in these shaded, musty, and
+ parchment-smelling halls, diffused an atmosphere of laziness which
+ inspired the clerks in question with an overwhelming desire to do nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was, indeed, no pressing work on hand. Only from time to time the <i>Referendarius</i>,
+ who occupied a room to himself next door to theirs, would communicate with
+ them through a hole in the wall, demanding information on some point or
+ asking to be supplied with certain documents. Then the clerks would make a
+ momentary pretence of being busy, and ultimately the scribes would find
+ either the documents or the information which were required.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As it was, the clerks were all of them engaged in occupations which were
+ remote from official work. The eldest of them, Cephalus by name&mdash;a
+ man who was distinguished from the others by a certain refined sobriety
+ both in his dark dress and in his quiet demeanour&mdash;was reading a
+ treatise on algebra; the second, Theophilus, a musician, whose tunic was
+ as bright as his flaming hair, was mending a small organ; and the third,
+ Rufinus, a rather pale, short-sighted, and untidy youth, was scribbling on
+ a tablet. The scribes were busy sorting old records and putting them away
+ in their permanent places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Presently an official strolled in from another department. He was a
+ middle-aged, corpulent, and cheerful-looking man, dressed in gaudy
+ coloured tissue, on which all manner of strange birds were depicted. He
+ was bursting with news.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Phocas is going to win,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;It is certain.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cephalus looked vaguely up from his book and said: &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Theophilus and Rufinus paid no attention to the remark.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; continued the new-comer cheerfully, &ldquo;Who will come to the races
+ with me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as he heard the word races, Rufinus looked up from his scribbling.
+ &ldquo;I will come,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;if I can get leave.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I did not know you cared for that sort of thing,&rdquo; said Cephalus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rufinus blushed and murmured something about going every now and then. He
+ walked out of the room, and sought the <i>Referendarius</i> in the next
+ room. This official was reading a document. He did not look up when
+ Rufinus entered, but went on with his reading. At last, after a prolonged
+ interval, he turned round and said: &ldquo;What is it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May I go to the races?&rdquo; asked Rufinus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the high official, &ldquo;what about your work?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve finished everything,&rdquo; said the clerk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Head of the Department assumed an air of mystery and coughed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think I can very well see my way to letting you go,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I
+ am very sorry,&rdquo; he added quickly, &ldquo;and if it depended on me you should go
+ at once. But He,&rdquo; he added&mdash;he always alluded to the Head of the
+ Office as He&mdash;&ldquo;does not like it. He may come in at any moment and
+ find you gone. No; I&rsquo;m afraid I can&rsquo;t let you go to-day. Now, if it had
+ been yesterday you could have gone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I should only be away an hour,&rdquo; said Rufinus, tentatively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He might choose just that hour to come round. If it depended only on me
+ you should go at once,&rdquo; and he laughed and slapped Rufinus on the back,
+ jocularly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The clerk did not press the point further.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You&rsquo;d better get on with that index,&rdquo; said the high official as Rufinus
+ withdrew.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He told the result of his interview to his sporting friend, who started
+ out by himself to the Hippodrome.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rufinus settled down to his index. But he soon fell into a mood of
+ abstraction. The races and the games did not interest him in the least. It
+ was something else which attracted him. And, as he sat musing, the vision
+ of the Hippodrome as he had last seen it rose clearly before him. He saw
+ the seaweed-coloured marble; the glistening porticoes, adorned with the
+ masterpieces of Greece, crowded with women in gemmed embroideries and men
+ in white tunics hemmed with broad purple; he saw the Generals with their
+ barbaric officers&mdash;Bulgarians, Persians, Arabs, Slavs&mdash;the long
+ line of savage-looking prisoners in their chains, and the golden
+ breastplates of the standard-bearers. He saw the immense silk <i>velum</i>
+ floating in the azure air over that rippling sea of men, those hundreds of
+ thousands who swarmed on the marble steps of the Hippodrome. He saw the
+ Emperor in his high-pillared box, on his circular throne of dull gold,
+ surrounded by slaves fanning him with jewel-coloured plumes, and fenced
+ round with golden swords.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And opposite him, on the other side of the Stadium, the Empress, mantled
+ in a stiff pontifical robe, laden with heavy embroidered stuffs, her
+ little head framed like a portrait in a square crown of gold and diamonds,
+ whence chains of emeralds hung down to her breast; motionless as an idol,
+ impassive as a gilded mummy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He saw the crowd of gorgeous women, grouped like Eastern flowers around
+ her: he saw one woman. He saw one form as fresh as a lily of the valley,
+ all white amidst that hard metallic splendour; frail as a dewy anemone,
+ slender as the moist narcissus. He saw one face like the chalice of a
+ rose, and amidst all those fiery jewels two large eyes as soft as dark
+ violets. And the sumptuous Court, the plumes, the swords, the standards,
+ the hot, vari-coloured crowd melted away and disappeared, so that when the
+ Emperor rose and made the sign of the Cross over his people, first to the
+ right, and then to the left, and thirdly over the half-circle behind him,
+ and the singers of Saint Sofia and the Church of the Holy Apostles mingled
+ their bass chant with the shrill trebles of the chorus of the Hippodrome,
+ to the sound of silver organs, he thought that the great hymn of praise
+ was rising to her and to her alone; and that men had come from the
+ uttermost parts of the earth to pay homage to her, to sing her praise, to
+ kneel to her&mdash;to her, the wondrous, the very beautiful: peerless,
+ radiant, perfect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A voice, followed by a cough, called from the hole in the wall; but
+ Rufinus paid no heed, so deeply sunk was he in his vision.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Rufinus, the Chief is calling you,&rdquo; said Cephalus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rufinus started, and hurried to the hole in the wall. The Head of the
+ Department gave him a message for an official in another department.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Rufinus hurried with the message downstairs and delivered it. On his way
+ back he passed the main portico on the ground floor. He walked out into
+ the street: it was empty. Everybody was at the games.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A dark-skinned country girl passed him singing a song about the swallow
+ and the spring. She was bearing a basket full of anemones, violets,
+ narcissi, wild roses, and lilies of the valley.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Will you sell me your flowers?&rdquo; he asked, and he held out a silver coin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are welcome to them,&rdquo; said the girl. &ldquo;I do not need your money.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He took the flowers and returned to the room upstairs. The flowers filled
+ the stuffy place with an unwonted and wonderful fragrance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then he sat down and appeared to be once more busily engrossed in his
+ index. But side by side with the index he had a small tablet, and on this,
+ every now and then, he added or erased a word to a short poem. The sense
+ of it was something like this:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Rhodocleia, flowers of spring
+ I have woven in a ring;
+ Take this wreath, my offering, Rhodocleia.
+
+ Here&rsquo;s the lily, here the rose
+ Her full chalice shall disclose;
+ Here&rsquo;s narcissus wet with dew,
+ Windflower and the violet blue.
+ Wear the garland I have made;
+ Crowned with it, put pride away;
+ For the wreath that blooms must fade;
+ Thou thyself must fade some day, Rhodocleia.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SPIDER&rsquo;S WEB
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To K. L.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ He heard the bell of the Badia sound hour after hour, and still sleep
+ refused its solace. He got up and looked through the narrow window. The
+ sky in the East was soft with that luminous intensity, as of a melted
+ sapphire, that comes just before the dawn. One large star was shining next
+ to the paling moon. He watched the sky as it grew more and more
+ transparent, and a fresh breeze blew from the hills. It was the second
+ night that he had spent without sleeping, but the weariness of his body
+ was as nothing compared with the aching emptiness which possessed his
+ spirit. Only three days ago the world had seemed to him starred and gemmed
+ like the Celestial City&mdash;an enchanted kingdom, waiting like a
+ sleeping Princess for the kiss of the adventurous conqueror; and now the
+ colours had faded, the dream had vanished, the sun seemed to be deprived
+ of his glory, and the summer had lost its sweetness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His eye fell upon some papers which were lying loose upon his table. There
+ was an unfinished sonnet which he had begun three days ago. The octet was
+ finished and the first two lines of the sestet. He would never finish it
+ now. It had no longer any reason to be; for it was a cry to ears which
+ were now deaf, a question, an appeal, which demanded an answering smile, a
+ consenting echo; and the lips, the only lips which could frame that
+ answer, were dumb. He remembered that Casella, the musician, had asked him
+ a week ago for the text of a <i>canzone</i> which he had repeated to him
+ one day. He had promised to let him have it. The promise had entirely gone
+ out of his mind. Then he reflected that because the ship of his hopes and
+ dreams had been wrecked there was no reason why he should neglect his
+ obligations to his fellow-travellers on the uncertain sea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sat down and transcribed by the light of the dawn in his exquisite
+ handwriting the stanzas which had been the fruit of a brighter day. And
+ the memory of this dead joy was exceedingly bitter to him, so that he sat
+ musing for some time on the unutterable sadness which the ghosts of
+ perished joys bring to man in his misery, and a line of Virgil buzzed in
+ his brain; but not, as of yore, did it afford him the luxury of causeless
+ melancholy, but like a cruel finger it touched his open wound. The
+ ancients, he thought, knew how to bear misfortune.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Levius fit patientia
+ Quidquid corrigere est nefas.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ As the words occurred to him he thought how much better equipped he was
+ for the bitter trial, since had he not the certain hope of another life,
+ and of meeting his beloved in the spaces of endless felicity? Surely then
+ he should be able to bear his sorrow with as great a fortitude as the
+ pagan poets, who looked forward to nothing but the dust; to whom the
+ fabled dim country beyond the Styx was a cheerless dream, and to whom a
+ living dog upon the earth was more worthy of envy than the King of all
+ Elysium. He must learn of the ancients.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The magic of the lemon-coloured dawn had vanished now before the swift
+ daylight. Many bells were ringing in the city, and the first signs of life
+ were stirring in the streets. He searched for a little book, and read of
+ the consolation which Cicero gave to Laelius in the <i>De Amicitia</i>.
+ But he had not read many lines before he closed the book. His wound was
+ too fresh for the balm of reason and philosophy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Later,&rdquo; he thought, &ldquo;this will strengthen and help me, but not to-day;
+ to-day my wound must bleed and be allowed to bleed, for all the philosophy
+ in the world cannot lessen the fact that yesterday she was and to-day she
+ is not.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He felt a desire to escape from his room, which had been the chapel of
+ such holy prayers, the shrine where so many fervent tapers of hope had
+ burnt, where so sweet an incense of dream had risen. He left his room and
+ hurried down the narrow stone stairs into the street. As he left the house
+ he turned to his right and walked on till he reached Or San Michele; there
+ he turned to his right again and walked straight on till he reached the
+ churches of Santa Reparata and San Giovanni. He entered San Giovanni and
+ said a brief prayer; then he took the nearest street, east of Santa
+ Reparata, to the Porta a ballo, and found himself beyond the walls of the
+ city. He walked towards Fiesole.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The glory of the sunrise was still in the sky, the fragrance of the
+ dawning summer (it was the 11th of June) was in the air. He walked towards
+ the East. The corn on the hills was green, and pink wild roses fringed
+ every plot of wheat. The grass was wet with dew. The city glittered in the
+ plain beneath, clean and fresh in the dazzling air; it seemed a part of
+ the pageant of summer, an unreal piece of imagery, distinct and clear-cut,
+ yet miraculous, like a mirage seen in mid-ocean. &ldquo;Truly,&rdquo; he thought,
+ &ldquo;this is the city of the flower, and the lily is its fitting emblem.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But while his heart went out towards his native town he felt a sharp pang
+ as he remembered that the flower of flowers, the queen of the lilies, had
+ been mowed down by the scythe, and the city which to him had heretofore
+ been an altar was now a tomb. The lovely Virgilian dirge,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Manibus date lilia plenis . . .
+ His saltem accumulem donis et fungar inani
+ Munere,
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ rang in his ears, and he thought that he too must bring a gift and scatter
+ lilies on her grave; handfuls of lilies; but they must be unfading
+ flowers, wet with immortal tears. He pondered on this gift. It must be a
+ gift of song, a temple built in verse. But he was still unsatisfied. No
+ dirge, however tender and solemn; no elegy, however soft and majestic; no
+ song, however piteous, could be a sufficient offering for the glorious
+ being who had died in her youth and beauty. But what could he fashion or
+ build? He thought with envy of Arnolfo and of Giotto: the one with his
+ bricks could have built a tomb which would prove to be one of the wonders
+ of the world, and the other with his brush could have fixed her features
+ for ever, for the wonder of future generations. And yet was not his
+ instrument the most potent of all, his vehicle the most enduring? Stones
+ decayed, and colours faded, but verse remained, outliving bronze and
+ marble. Yes, his monument should be more lasting than all the masterpieces
+ of Giotto, than all the proud designs of Arnolfo; but how should it be?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had reached a narrow lane at the foot of a steep hill covered with corn
+ and dotted with olives. He lay down under a hedge in the shade. The sun
+ was shining on two large bramble bushes which grew on the hedge opposite
+ him. Above him, on his right, was a tall cypress tree standing by itself,
+ and the corn plots stretched up behind him till they reached the rocky
+ summits tufted with firs. Between the two bramble bushes a spider had spun
+ a large web, and he was sitting in the midst of it awaiting his prey. But
+ the bramble and the web were still wet with the morning dew, whose little
+ drops glistened in the sunshine like diamonds. Every tiny thread and
+ filament of the web was dewy and lit by the newly-awakened sun. He lay on
+ his back in the shade and pondered on the shape and nature of his gift of
+ song, and on the deathless flowers that he must grow and gather and lay
+ upon her tomb.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The spider&rsquo;s web caught his eye, and from where he lay the sight was
+ marvellous. The spider seemed like a small globe of fire in the midst of a
+ number of concentric silvery lines studded with dewy gems; it was like a
+ miniature sun in the midst of a system of gleaming stars. The delicate web
+ with its shining films and dewdrops seemed to him as he lay there to be a
+ vision of the whole universe, with all its worlds and stars revolving
+ around the central orb of light. It was as though a veil had been torn
+ away and he were looking on the naked glory of the spheres, the heart of
+ Heaven, the very home of God.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He looked and looked, his whole spirit filled with ineffable awe and
+ breathless humility. He lay gazing on the chance miracle of nature till a
+ passing cloud obscured the sun, and the spider&rsquo;s web wore once more its
+ ordinary appearance. Then he arose with tears in his eyes and gave a great
+ sigh of thankfulness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have found it,&rdquo; he thought, &ldquo;I will say of her what has never yet been
+ said of any woman. I will paint all Hell, all Purgatory, and all that is
+ in them, to make more glorious the glory of her abode, and I will reveal
+ to man that glory. I will show her in the circle of spotless flame, among
+ the rivers and rings of eternal light, which revolve around the inmost
+ heart, the fiery rose, and move obedient to the Love which moves the sun.&rdquo;
+ And his thought shaped itself into verse and he murmured to himself:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ L&rsquo;amor che muove il sole e l&rsquo;altre stelle.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ EDWARD II. AT BERKELEY CASTLE BY AN EYE-WITNESS (With apologies to Mr. H.
+ Belloc)
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The King had not slept for three nights. He looked at his face in the
+ muddy pool of water which had settled in the worn flagstones of his prison
+ floor, and noticed that his beard was of a week&rsquo;s growth. Beads of sweat
+ stood on his forehead, and his eyes were bloodshot. In the room next door,
+ which was the canteen, the soldiers were playing on a drum. Over the tall
+ hills the dawn was ruffling the clouds. There was a faint glimmer on the
+ waters of the river. The footsteps of the gaolers were heard on the outer
+ rampart. At seven o&rsquo;clock they brought the King a good dinner: they
+ allowed him burgundy from France, and yellow mead, and white bread baked
+ in the ovens of the Abbey, although he was constrained to drink out of
+ pewter, and plates were forbidden him. Eustace, his page, timidly offered
+ him music. The King bade him sing the &ldquo;Lay of the Sussex Lass,&rdquo; which
+ begins thus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Triumphant, oh! triumphant now she stands,
+ Above my Sussex, and above my sea!
+ She stretches out her thin ulterior hands
+ Across the morning . . .
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ But the King, to whom memories were portentous, called for another song
+ and Eustace sang a stave of that ballad which was made on the Pyrenees,
+ and which is still unfinished (for the modern world has no need of these
+ things), telling of how Lord Raymond drank in a little tent with
+ Charlemagne:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Enormous through the morning the tall battalions run:
+ The men who fought with Charlemagne are very dearly done;
+ The wine is dark beneath the night, the stars are in the sky,
+ The hammer&rsquo;s in the blacksmith&rsquo;s hand in case he wants to try.
+ We&rsquo;ll ride to Fontarabia, we&rsquo;ll storm the stubborn wall,
+ And I call.
+
+ And Uriel and his Seraphim are hammering a shield;
+ And twice along the valley has the horn of Roland pealed;
+ And Cleopatra on the Nile, Iseult in Brittany,
+ And Lancelot in Camelot, and Drake upon the sea;
+ And behind the young Republic are the fellows with the flag,
+ And I brag!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The King listlessly opened his eyes and said that he had no stomach for
+ such song, and from the next door came the mutter of the drums. For on
+ that night&mdash;which was Candlemas&mdash;Thursday, or as we should now
+ call it &ldquo;Friday&rdquo;&mdash;the gaolers were keeping holiday, and drinking
+ English beer brewed in Sussex; for the beer of West England was not to
+ their liking, as any one who has walked down the old Roman Road through
+ Daglingworth, Brimpsfield, and Birdlip towards Cardigan on a warm summer&rsquo;s
+ day can know. For a man may tramp that road and stop and ask for drink at
+ an inn, and receive nothing but Imperialist whisky, and drinks that annoy
+ rather than satisfy the great thirst of a Christian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Outside, a little breeze had crept out of the West. The morning star was
+ paling over the Quantock Hills, and the King was mortally weary. &ldquo;This day
+ three years ago,&rdquo; he thought, &ldquo;I was spurred and harnessed for the lists
+ in a tunic of mail, with an emerald on my shoulder-strap, and I was
+ tilting with my lord of Cleremont before Queen Isabella of France. The
+ birds were singing in Touraine, and the sun was beating on the lists; and
+ the minstrels of Val-es-Dunes were chanting the song of the men who died
+ for the Faith when they stormed Jerusalem. What is the lilt of that song,&rdquo;
+ said the King, &ldquo;which the singers of Val-es-Dunes sang?&rdquo; And Eustace
+ pondered, for his memory was weak and he was overwrought by nights of
+ watching and days of vigilance; but presently he touched his strings and
+ sang:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ The captains came from Normandy
+ In clamorous ships across the sea;
+ And from the trees in Gascony
+ The masts were cloven, tall and free.
+ And Turpin swung the helm and sang;
+ And stars like all the bells at Brie
+ From cloudy steeples rang.
+
+ The rotten leaves are whirling down
+ Dishevelled from September&rsquo;s crown;
+ The Emperors have left the town;
+ The Weald of Sussex, burnt and brown,
+ Is trampled by the kings.
+ And Harmuth gallops up the Down,
+ And, as he rides, he sings.
+
+ He sings of battles and of wine,
+ Of boats that leap the bellowing brine,
+ Of April eyes that smile and shine,
+ Of Raymond and Lord Catiline
+ And Carthage by the sea,
+ Of saints, and of the Muses Nine
+ That dwell in Gascony.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And to the King, as he heard this stave, came visions of his youth; of how
+ he had galloped from Woodstock to Stonesfield on a night of June within
+ eleven hours, with a company of minstrels, and of how during that long
+ feast at Arundel he made a song in the vernacular in praise of St. Anselm.
+ And he remembered that he owed a candle to that saint. For he had vowed
+ that if the wife of Westermain should meet him after the tournament he
+ would burn a tall candle at Canterbury before Michaelmas. But this had
+ escaped his mind, for it had been tossed hither and thither during days of
+ conflict which had come later, and he was not loth to believe that the
+ neglect of this service and the idle vow had been corner-stone of his
+ misfortunes, and had helped to bring about his miserable plight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While these threads of memory glimmered in his mind the small tallow
+ rush-light which lit the dungeon flickered and went out. The chapel clock
+ struck six. The King made a gesture which meant that the time of music was
+ over, and Eustace went back to the canteen, where the men of the guard
+ were playing at dice by the light of smoky rush-lights. The King lay down
+ on his wooden pallet, whose linen was delicate and of lawn, embroidered
+ with his own cipher and crown. The pillow, which was stuffed with scented
+ rushes, was delicious to the cheek, and yielding.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ All that night in London Queen Isabella had been waiting for the news from
+ France. A storm was blowing across the Channel, and the ships (their
+ pilots were Germans, and bungled in reading the stars) making for the port
+ turned back towards Dunquerque. It was a storm such as, if you are in a
+ small boat, turns you back from Broughty Ferry to the Goodwin Sands. The
+ Queen, who took counsel of no one, was in two minds as to her daring deed,
+ and her hostage trembled in an uncertain grasp. In Saxony the banished
+ favourites talked wildly, cursing the counsels of London; but Saxony was
+ heedless and unmoved. And Piers Gaveston spoke heated words in vain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The King, who was in that lethargic state of slumber, between sleep and
+ waking, heard a shuffle of steps beyond the door; a cold sweat broke once
+ more on his forehead, and he waved his left hand listlessly. Outside the
+ sun had risen, and a broad daylight flooded the wet meadows and the
+ brimming tide of the Severn, catching the sails of the boats that were
+ heeling and trembling on the ripple of the water, which was stirred by the
+ South wind. The King looked towards the window with weariness, expecting,
+ as far as his lethargy allowed, the advent of another monotonous day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The door opened. The faces he saw by the gaoler&rsquo;s torch were not those he
+ expected. The King, I say, looked towards them, and his hands trembled,
+ and the moisture on them glistened. They were dark, and one of them was
+ concealed by a silken mask.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Three men entered the dungeon. In the hands of the foremost of the three
+ glowed a red-hot iron, which was to be the manner of his doom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE ISLAND
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps we had better not land after all,&rdquo; said Lewis as he was stepping
+ into the boat; &ldquo;we can explore this island on our way home.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We had much better land now,&rdquo; said Stewart; &ldquo;we shall get to Teneriffe
+ to-morrow in any case. Besides, an island that&rsquo;s not on the chart is too
+ exciting a thing to wait for.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lewis gave in to his younger companion, and the two ornithologists, who
+ were on their way to the Canary Islands in search of eggs, were rowed to
+ shore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They had better fetch us at sunset,&rdquo; said Lewis as they landed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps we shall stay the night,&rdquo; responded Stewart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think so,&rdquo; said Lewis; but after a pause he told the sailors that
+ if they should be more than half an hour late they were not to wait, but
+ to come back in the morning at ten. Lewis and Stewart walked from the
+ sandy bay up a steep basaltic cliff which sloped right down to the beach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The island is volcanic,&rdquo; said Stewart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All the islands about here are volcanic,&rdquo; said Lewis. &ldquo;We shan&rsquo;t be able
+ to climb much in this heat,&rdquo; he added.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It will be all right when we get to the trees,&rdquo; said Stewart. Presently
+ they reached the top of the cliff. The basaltic rock ceased and an open
+ grassy incline was before them covered with myrtle and cactus bushes; and
+ further off a thick wood, to the east of which rose a hill sparsely dotted
+ with olive trees. They sat down on the grass, panting. The sun beat down
+ on the dry rock; there was not a cloud in the sky nor a ripple on the
+ emerald sea. In the air there was a strange aromatic scent; and the
+ stillness was heavy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think it can be inhabited,&rdquo; said Lewis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps it&rsquo;s merely a volcanic island cast up by a sea disturbance,&rdquo;
+ suggested Stewart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look at those trees,&rdquo; said Lewis, pointing to the wood in the distance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What about them?&rdquo; asked Stewart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They are oak trees,&rdquo; said Lewis. &ldquo;Do you know why I didn&rsquo;t want to land?&rdquo;
+ he asked abruptly. &ldquo;I am not superstitious, you know, but as I got into
+ the boat I distinctly heard a voice calling out: &lsquo;Don&rsquo;t land!&rsquo;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Stewart laughed. &ldquo;I think it was a good thing to land,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s go
+ on now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They walked towards the wood, and the nearer they got to it the more their
+ surprise increased. It was a thick wood of large oak trees which must
+ certainly have been a hundred years old. When they had got quite close to
+ it they paused.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Before we explore the wood,&rdquo; said Lewis, &ldquo;let us climb the hill and see
+ if we can get a general view of the island.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Stewart agreed, and they climbed the hill in silence. When they reached
+ the top they found it was not the highest point of the island, but only
+ one of several hills, so that they obtained only a limited view. The
+ valleys seemed to be densely wooded, and the oak wood was larger than they
+ had imagined. They laid down and rested and lit their pipes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No birds,&rdquo; remarked Lewis gloomily.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t seen one&mdash;the island is extraordinarily still,&rdquo; said
+ Stewart. The further they had penetrated inland the more oppressive and
+ sultry the air had become; and the pungent aroma they had noticed directly
+ was stronger. It was like that of mint, and yet it was not mint; and
+ although sweet it was not agreeable. The heat seemed to weigh even on
+ Stewart&rsquo;s buoyant spirits, for he sat smoking in silence, and no longer
+ urged Lewis to continue their exploration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think the island is inhabited,&rdquo; said Lewis, &ldquo;and that the houses are on
+ the other side. There are some sheep and some goats on that hill opposite.
+ Do you see?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Stewart, &ldquo;I think they are mouflon, but I don&rsquo;t think the
+ island is inhabited all the same.&rdquo; No sooner were the words out of his
+ mouth than he started, and rising to his feet, cried: &ldquo;Look there!&rdquo; and he
+ pointed to a thin wreath of smoke which was rising from the wood. Their
+ languor seemed to leave them, and they ran down the hill and reached the
+ wood once more. Just as they were about to enter it Lewis stooped and
+ pointed to a small plant with white flowers and three oval-shaped leaves
+ rising from the root.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s that?&rdquo; he asked Stewart, who was the better botanist of the two.
+ The flowers were quite white, and each had six pointed petals.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a kind of garlic, I think,&rdquo; said Stewart. Lewis bent down over it.
+ &ldquo;It doesn&rsquo;t smell,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not unlike moly (<i>Allium flavum</i>),
+ only it&rsquo;s white instead of yellow, and the flowers are larger. I&rsquo;m going
+ to take it with me.&rdquo; He began scooping away the earth with a knife so as
+ to take out the plant by the roots. After he had been working for some
+ minutes he exclaimed: &ldquo;This is the toughest plant I&rsquo;ve ever seen; I can&rsquo;t
+ get it out.&rdquo; He was at last successful, but as he pulled the root he gave
+ a cry of surprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There&rsquo;s no bulb,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Look! Only a black root.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Stewart examined the plant. &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t make it out,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lewis wrapped the plant in his handkerchief and put it in his pocket. They
+ entered the wood. The air was still more sultry here than outside, and the
+ stillness even more oppressive. There were no birds and not a vestige of
+ bird life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This exploration is evidently a waste of time as far as birds are
+ concerned,&rdquo; remarked Lewis. At that moment there was a rustle in the
+ undergrowth, and five pigs crossed their path and disappeared, grunting.
+ Lewis started, and for some reason he could not account for, shuddered; he
+ looked at Stewart, who appeared unconcerned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They are not wild,&rdquo; said Stewart. They walked on in silence. The place
+ and its heavy atmosphere had again affected their spirits. When they spoke
+ it was almost in a whisper. Lewis wished they had not landed, but he could
+ give no reason to himself for his wish. After they had been walking for
+ about twenty minutes they suddenly came on an open space and a low white
+ house. They stopped and looked at each other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s got no chimney!&rdquo; cried Lewis, who was the first to speak. It was a
+ one-storeyed building, with large windows (which had no glass in them)
+ reaching to the ground, wider at the bottom than at the top. The house was
+ overgrown with creepers; the roof was flat. They entered in silence by the
+ large open doorway and found themselves in a low hall. There was no
+ furniture and the floor was mossy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s rather like an Egyptian tomb,&rdquo; said Stewart, and he shivered. The
+ hall led into a further room, which was open in the centre to the sky,
+ like the <i>impluvium</i> of a Roman house. It also contained a square
+ basin of water, which was filled by water bubbling from a lion&rsquo;s mouth
+ carved in stone. Beyond the <i>impluvium</i> there were two smaller rooms,
+ in one of which there was a kind of raised stone platform. The house was
+ completely deserted and empty. Lewis and Stewart said little; they
+ examined the house in silent amazement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look,&rdquo; said Lewis, pointing to one of the walls. Stewart examined the
+ wall and noticed that there were traces on it of a faded painted
+ decoration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s like the wall paintings at Pompeii,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think the house is modern,&rdquo; remarked Lewis. &ldquo;It was probably built by
+ some eccentric at the beginning of the nineteenth century, who did it up
+ in Empire style.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you know what time it is?&rdquo; said Stewart, suddenly. &ldquo;The sun has set
+ and it&rsquo;s growing dark.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We must go at once,&rdquo; said Lewis, &ldquo;we&rsquo;ll come back here to-morrow.&rdquo; They
+ walked on in silence. The wood was dim in the twilight, a fitful breeze
+ made the trees rustle now and again, but the air was just as sultry as
+ ever. The shapes of the trees seemed fantastic and almost threatening in
+ the dimness, and the rustle of the leaves was like a human moan. Once or
+ twice they seemed to hear the grunting of pigs in the undergrowth and to
+ catch sight of bristly backs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We don&rsquo;t seem to be getting any nearer the end,&rdquo; said Stewart after a
+ time. &ldquo;I think we&rsquo;ve taken the wrong path.&rdquo; They stopped. &ldquo;I remember that
+ tree,&rdquo; said Stewart, pointing to a twisted oak; &ldquo;we must go straight on
+ from there to the left.&rdquo; They walked on and in ten minutes&rsquo; time found
+ themselves once more at the back of the house. It was now quite dark.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We shall never find the way now,&rdquo; said Lewis. &ldquo;We had better sleep in the
+ house.&rdquo; They walked through the house into one of the furthest rooms and
+ settled themselves on the mossy platform. The night was warm and starry,
+ the house deathly still except for the splashing of the water in the
+ basin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We shan&rsquo;t get any food,&rdquo; Lewis said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not hungry,&rdquo; said Stewart, and Lewis knew that he could not have
+ eaten anything to save his life. He felt utterly exhausted and yet not at
+ all sleepy. Stewart, on the other hand, was overcome with drowsiness. He
+ lay down on the mossy platform and fell asleep almost instantly. Lewis lit
+ a pipe; the vague forebodings he had felt in the morning had returned to
+ him, only increased tenfold. He felt an unaccountable physical discomfort,
+ an inexplicable sensation of uneasiness. Then he realised what it was. He
+ felt there was someone in the house besides themselves, someone or
+ something that was always behind him, moving when he moved and watching
+ him. He walked into the <i>impluvium</i>, but heard nothing and saw
+ nothing. There were none of the thousand little sounds, such as the
+ barking of a dog, or the hoot of a night-bird, which generally complete
+ the silence of a summer night. Everything was uncannily still. He returned
+ to the room. He would have given anything to be back on the yacht, for
+ besides the physical sensation of discomfort and of the something watching
+ him he also felt the unmistakable feeling of impending danger that had
+ been with him nearly all day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He lay down and at last fell into a doze. As he dozed he heard a subdued
+ noise, a kind of buzzing, such as is made by a spinning wheel or a shuttle
+ on a loom, and more strongly than ever he felt that he was being watched.
+ Then all at once his body seemed to grow stiff with fright. He saw someone
+ enter the room from the <i>impluvium</i>. It was a dim, veiled figure, the
+ figure of a woman. He could not distinguish her features, but he had the
+ impression that she was strangely beautiful; she was bearing a cup in her
+ hands, and she walked towards Stewart and bent over him, offering him the
+ cup.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Something in Lewis prompted him to cry out with all his might: &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t
+ drink! Don&rsquo;t drink!&rdquo; He heard the words echoing in the air, just as he had
+ heard the voice in the boat; he felt that it was imperative to call out,
+ and yet he could not: he was paralysed; the words would not come. He
+ formed them with his lips, but no sound came. He tried with all his might
+ to rise and scream, and he could not move. Then a sudden cold faintness
+ came upon him, and he remembered no more till he woke and found the sun
+ shining brightly. Stewart was lying with his eyes closed, moaning loudly
+ in his sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lewis tried to wake him. He opened his eyes and stared with a fixed,
+ meaningless stare. Lewis tried to lift him from the platform, and then a
+ horrible thing happened. Stewart struggled violently and made a snarling
+ noise, which froze the blood in Lewis&rsquo;s veins. He ran out of the house
+ with cold beads of sweat on his forehead. He ran through the wood to the
+ shore, and there he found the boat. He rowed back to the yacht and fetched
+ some quinine. Then, together with the skipper, the steward, and some other
+ sailors, he returned to the ominous house. They found it empty. There was
+ no trace of Stewart. They shouted in the wood till they were hoarse, but
+ no answer broke the heavy stillness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then sending for the rest of the crew, Lewis organised a regular search
+ over the whole island. This lasted till sunset, and they returned in the
+ evening without having found any trace of Stewart or of any other human
+ being. In the night a high wind rose, which soon became a gale; they were
+ obliged to weigh anchor so as not to be dashed against the island, and for
+ twenty-four hours they underwent a terrific tossing. Then the storm
+ subsided as quickly as it had come.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They made for the island once more and reached the spot where they had
+ anchored three days before. There was no trace of the island. It had
+ completely disappeared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When they reached Teneriffe the next day they found that everybody was
+ talking of the great tidal wave which had caused such great damage and
+ destruction in the islands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE MAN WHO GAVE GOOD ADVICE
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To Henry Cust
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ When he was a child his baby brother came to him one day and said that
+ their elder brother, who was grown up, had got a beautiful small ship in
+ his room. Should he ask him for it? The child who gave good advice said:
+ &ldquo;No, if you ask him for it he will say you are a spoilt child; but go and
+ play in his room with it before he gets up in the morning, and he will
+ give it to you.&rdquo; The baby brother followed this advice, and sure enough
+ two days afterwards he appeared triumphant in the nursery with the ship in
+ his hands, saying: &ldquo;He said I might choose, the ship or the picture-book.&rdquo;
+ Now the picture-book was a coloured edition of Baron Munchausen&rsquo;s
+ adventures; the boy who gave good advice had seen it and hankered for it.
+ As the baby brother had refused it there could be no harm in asking for
+ it, so the next time his elder brother sent him on an errand (it was to
+ fetch a pin-cushion from his room) judging the moment to be propitious, he
+ said to him: &ldquo;May I have the picture-book that baby wouldn&rsquo;t have?&rdquo; &ldquo;I
+ don&rsquo;t like little boys who ask,&rdquo; answered the big brother, and there the
+ matter ended.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The child who gave good advice went to school. There was a rage for stag
+ beetles at the school; the boys painted them and made them run races on a
+ chessboard. They imagined&mdash;rightly or wrongly&mdash;that some stag
+ beetles were much faster than others. A little boy called Bell possessed
+ the stag beetle which was the favourite for the coming races. Another boy
+ called Mason was consumed with longing for this stag beetle; and Bell had
+ said he would give it to him in exchange for Mason&rsquo;s catapult, which was
+ famous in the school for the unique straightness of its two prongs. Mason
+ went to the boy who gave good advice and asked him for his opinion. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t
+ swap it for your catty,&rdquo; said the boy who gave good advice, &ldquo;because
+ Bell&rsquo;s stag beetle may not win after all; and even if it does stag beetles
+ won&rsquo;t be the rage for very long; but a catty is always a catty, and yours
+ is the best in the school.&rdquo; Mason took the advice. When the races came
+ off, the stag beetles were so erratic that no prize was awarded, and they
+ immediately ceased to be the rage. The rage for stag beetles was succeeded
+ by a rage for secret alphabets. One boy invented a secret alphabet made of
+ simple hieroglyphics, which was imparted only to a select few, who spent
+ their spare time in corresponding with each other by these cryptic signs.
+ The boy who gave good advice was not of those initiated into the mystery
+ of the cypher, and he longed to be. He made several overtures, but they
+ were all rejected, the reason being that boys of the second division could
+ not let a &ldquo;third division squit&rdquo; into their secret. At last the boy who
+ gave good advice offered to one of the initiated the whole of his stamp
+ collection in return for the secret of the alphabet. This offer was
+ accepted. The boy took the stamp collection, but the boy who gave good
+ advice received in return not the true alphabet but a sham one especially
+ manufactured for him. This he found out later; but recriminations were
+ useless; besides which the rage for secret alphabets soon died out and was
+ replaced by a rage for aquariums, newts, and natterjack toads.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boy went to a public school. He was a fag. His fag-master had two
+ fags. One morning the other fag came to the boy who gave good advice and
+ said: &ldquo;Clarke (he was the fag-master) told me three days ago to clean his
+ football boots. He&rsquo;s been &lsquo;staying out&rsquo; and hasn&rsquo;t used them, and I
+ forgot. He&rsquo;ll want them to-day, and now there isn&rsquo;t time. I shall pretend
+ I did clean them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, don&rsquo;t do that,&rdquo; said the boy who gave good advice, &ldquo;because if you
+ say you have cleaned them he will lick you twice as much for having
+ cleaned them badly&mdash;say you forgot.&rdquo; The advice was taken, and the
+ fag-master merely said: &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t forget again.&rdquo; A little later the
+ fag-master had some friends to tea, and told the boy who gave good advice
+ to boil him six eggs for not more than three minutes and a half. The boy
+ who gave good advice, while they were on the fire, took part in a rag that
+ which was going on in the passage; the result was that the eggs remained
+ seven minutes in boiling water. They were hard. When the fag-master
+ pointed this out and asked his fag what he meant by it, the boy who gave
+ good advice persisted in his statement that they had been exactly three
+ minutes and a half in the saucepan, and that he had timed them by his
+ watch. So the fag-master caned him for telling lies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boy who gave good advice grew into a man and went to the university.
+ There he made friends with a man called Crawley, who went to a
+ neighbouring race meeting one day and lost two or three hundred pounds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I must raise the money from a money-lender somehow,&rdquo; said Crawley to the
+ man who gave good advice, &ldquo;and on no account must the Master hear of it or
+ he would send me down; or write home, which would be worse.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;On the contrary,&rdquo; said the man who gave good advice, &ldquo;you must go
+ straight to the Master and tell him all about it. He will like you twice
+ as much for ever afterwards; he never minds people getting into scrapes
+ when he happens to like them, and he likes you and believes you have a
+ great career before you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Crawley went to the Master of the college and made a clean breast of it.
+ The Master told him he had been foolish&mdash;very foolish; but he
+ arranged the whole matter in such a manner that it never came to the ears
+ of Crawley&rsquo;s extremely violent-tempered and puritanical father.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man who gave good advice got a &ldquo;First&rdquo; in Mods, and everyone felt
+ confident he would get a first in Greats; he did brilliantly in nearly all
+ his papers; but during the Latin unseen a temporary and sudden lapse of
+ memory came over him and he forgot the English for <i>manubioe</i>, which
+ the day before he had known quite well means prize-money. In fact the word
+ was written on the first page of his note-book. The word was in his brain,
+ but a small shutter had closed on it for the moment and he could not
+ recall it. He looked over his neighbour&rsquo;s shoulder. His neighbour had
+ translated it &ldquo;booty.&rdquo; He copied the word mechanically, knowing it was
+ wrong. As he did so he was detected and accused of cribbing. He denied the
+ charge, the matter was investigated, the papers were compared, and the man
+ who gave good advice was disqualified. In all his other papers he had done
+ incomparably better than anyone else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he left Oxford the man who gave good advice went into a Government
+ office. He had not been in it long before he perceived that by certain
+ simple reforms the work of the office could be done twice as effectually
+ and half as expensively. He embodied these reforms in a memorandum and
+ they were not long afterwards adopted. He became private secretary to
+ Snipe, a rising politician and persuaded him to change his party and his
+ politics. Snipe, owing to this advice, became a Cabinet Minister, and the
+ man who gave good advice, having inherited some money, stood for
+ Parliament himself. He stood as a Conservative at a General Election and
+ spoke eloquently to enthusiastic meetings. The wire-pullers prophecied an
+ overwhelming majority, when shortly before the poll, at one of his
+ meetings, he suddenly declared himself to be an Independent, and made a
+ speech violently in favour of Home Rule and conscription. The result was
+ that the Liberal Imperialist got in by a huge majority, and the man who
+ gave good advice was pelted with rotten eggs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After this the man who gave good advice abandoned politics and took to
+ finance; in this branch of human affairs he made the fortune of several of
+ his friends, preventing some from putting their money in alluring South
+ African schemes, and advising others to risk theirs on events which seemed
+ to him certain, such as the election of a President or the short-lived
+ nature of a revolution; events which he foresaw with intuition amounting
+ to second-sight. At the same time he lost nearly all his own money by
+ investing it in a company which professed to have discovered a manner&mdash;cheap
+ and rapid&mdash;of transforming copper into platinum. He made the fortune
+ of a publisher by insisting on the publication of a novel which six
+ intelligent men had declared to be unreadable. It was called &ldquo;The
+ Conscience of John Digby,&rdquo; and when published it sold by thousands and
+ tens of thousands. But he lost the handsome reward he received for this
+ service by publishing at his own expense, on magnificent paper, an edition
+ of Rabelais&rsquo; works in their original tongue. He frequently spotted winners
+ for his friends and for himself, but any money that he won at a race
+ meeting he invariably lost coming home in the train on the Three Card
+ Trick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor did he lose touch with politicians, and this brought about the final
+ catastrophe. A great friend of his, the eminent John Brooke, had the
+ chance of becoming Prime Minister. Parties were at that time in a state of
+ confusion. The question was, should his friend ally himself with or sever
+ himself for ever from Mr. Capax Nissy, the leader of the Liberal
+ Aristocracy Party, who seemed to have a large following? His friend, John
+ Brooke, gave a small dinner to his most intimate friends in order to talk
+ over the matter. The man who gave good advice was so eloquent, so cogent
+ in his reasoning, so acute in his perception, that he persuaded Brooke to
+ sever himself for ever from Capax Nissy. He persuaded all who were
+ present, with the exception of Mr. Short-Sight, a pig-headed man who
+ reasoned falsely. So annoyed did the man who gave good advice become with
+ Short-Sight, and so excited in his vexation, that he finally lost his
+ self-control, and hit him as hard as he could on the head&mdash;after
+ Short-Sight had repeated a groundless assertion for the seventh time&mdash;with
+ the poker.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Short-Sight died, and the man who gave good advice was convicted of wilful
+ murder. He gave admirable advice to his counsel, but threw away his own
+ case as soon as he entered the box himself, which he insisted on doing. He
+ was hanged in gaol at Reading. Many people whom he had benefited in
+ various ways visited him in prison, among others John Brooke, the Prime
+ Minister. It is said that he would certainly have been reprieved but for
+ the intemperate and inexcusable letters he wrote to the Home Secretary
+ from prison.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a great tragedy&mdash;he was a clever man,&rdquo; said Brooke after dinner
+ when they were discussing the misfortune at Downing Street; &ldquo;a very clever
+ man, but he had no judgment.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Snipe, the man whose private secretary the man who gave good
+ advice had been, &ldquo;That&rsquo;s it. It&rsquo;s an awful thing&mdash;but he had no
+ judgment.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ RUSSALKA
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Peter, or Petrushka, which was the name he was known by, was the
+ carpenter&rsquo;s mate; his hair was like light straw, and his eyes were mild
+ and blue. He was good at his trade; a quiet and sober youth; thoughtful,
+ too, for he knew how to read and had read several books when he was still
+ a boy. A translation of &ldquo;Monte Cristo&rdquo; once fell into his hands, and this
+ story had kindled his imagination and stirred in him the desire to travel,
+ to see new countries and strange people. He had made up his mind to leave
+ the village and to try his luck in one of the big towns, when, before he
+ was eighteen, something happened to him which entirely changed the colour
+ of his thoughts and the range of his desires. It was an ordinary
+ experience enough: he fell in love. He fell in love with Tatiana, who
+ worked in the starch factory. Tatiana&rsquo;s eyes were grey, her complexion was
+ white, her features small and delicate, and her hair a beautiful dark
+ brown with gold lights and black shadows in it; her movements were quick
+ and her glance keen; she was like a swallow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It happened when the snows melted and the meadows were flooded; the first
+ fine day in April. The larks were singing over the plains, which were
+ beginning to show themselves once more under the melting snow; the sun
+ shone on the large patches of water, and turned the flooded meadows in the
+ valley into a fantastic vision. It was on a Sunday after church that this
+ new thing happened. He had often seen Tatiana before: that day she was
+ different and new to him. It was as if a bandage had been taken from his
+ eyes, and at the same moment he realised that Tatiana was a new Tatiana.
+ He also knew that the old world in which he had lived hitherto had
+ crumbled to pieces; and that a new world, far brighter and more wonderful,
+ had been created for him. As for Tatiana, she loved him at once. There was
+ no delay, no hesitation, no misunderstandings, no doubt: and at the first
+ not much speech; but first love came to them straight and swift, with the
+ first sunshine of the spring, as it does to the birds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the spring and summer they kept company and walked out together in the
+ evenings. When the snows entirely melted and the true spring came, it came
+ with a rush; in a fortnight&rsquo;s time all the trees except the ash were
+ green, and the bees boomed round the thick clusters of pear-blossom and
+ apple-blossom, which shone like snow against the bright azure. During that
+ time Petrushka and Tatiana walked in the apple orchard in the evening and
+ they talked to each other in the divinest of all languages, the language
+ of first love, which is no language at all but a confused medley and
+ murmur of broken phrases, whisperings, twitterings, pauses, and silences&mdash;a
+ language so wonderful that it cannot be put down into speech or words,
+ although Shakespeare and the very great poets translate the spirit of it
+ into music, and the great musicians catch the echo of it in their song.
+ Then a fortnight later, when the woods were carpeted and thick with lilies
+ of the valley, Petrushka and Tatiana walked in the woods and picked the
+ last white violets, and later again they sought the alleys of the
+ landlord&rsquo;s property, where the lilac bushes were a mass of blossom and
+ fragrance, and there they listened to the nightingale, the bird of spring.
+ Then came the summer, the fragrance of the beanfields, and the ripening of
+ corn and the wonderful long twilights, and July, when the corn, ripe and
+ tall and stiff, changed the plains into a vast rippling ocean of gold.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the harvest, at the very beginning of autumn, they were to be
+ married. There had been a slight difficulty about money. Tatiana&rsquo;s father
+ had insisted that Petrushka should produce a certain not very large sum;
+ but the difficulty had been overcome and the money had been found. There
+ were no more obstacles, everything was smooth and settled. Petrushka no
+ longer thought of travels in foreign lands; he had forgotten the old
+ dreams which &ldquo;Monte Cristo&rdquo; had once kindled in him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was in the middle of August that the carpenter received instructions
+ from the landowner to make some wooden steps and a small raft and to fix
+ them up on the banks of the river for the convenience of bathers. It did
+ not take the carpenter and Petrushka long to make these things, and one
+ afternoon Petrushka drove down to the river to fix them in their place.
+ The river was broad, the banks were wooded with willow trees, and the
+ undergrowth was thick, for the woods reached to the river bank, which was
+ flat, but which ended sheer above the water over a slope of mud and roots,
+ so that a bather needed steps or a raft or a springboard, so as to dive or
+ to enter and leave the water with comfort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Petrushka put the steps in their place&mdash;which was where the wood
+ ended&mdash;and made fast the floating raft to them. Not far from the bank
+ the ground was marshy and the spot was suspected by some people of being
+ haunted by malaria. It was a still, sultry day. The river was like oil,
+ the sky clouded but not entirely overclouded, and among the high banks of
+ grey cloud there were patches of blue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Petrushka had finished the job, he sat on the wooden steps, and
+ rolling some tobacco into a primitive cigarette, contemplated the grey,
+ oily water and the willow trees. It was too late in the year, he thought,
+ to make a bathing place. He dipped his hand in the water: it was cold, but
+ not too cold. Yet in a fortnight&rsquo;s time it would not be pleasant to bathe.
+ However, people had their whims, and he mused on the scheme of the
+ universe which ordained that certain people should have whims, and that
+ others should humour those whims whether they liked it or not. Many people&mdash;many
+ of his fellow-workers&mdash;talked of the day when the universal levelling
+ would take place and when all men could be equal. Petrushka did not much
+ believe in the advent of that day; he was not quite sure whether he
+ ardently desired it; in any case, he was very happy as he was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that moment he heard two sharp short sounds, less musical than a pipe
+ and not so loud or harsh as a scream. He looked up. A kingfisher had flown
+ across the oily water. Petrushka shouted; and the kingfisher skimmed over
+ the water once more and disappeared in the trees on the other side of the
+ river. Petrushka rolled and lit another cigarette. Presently he heard the
+ two sharp sounds once more, and the kingfisher darted again across the
+ water: a bit of fish was in its beak. It disappeared into the bank of the
+ river on the same side on which Petrushka was sitting, only lower down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Its nest must be there,&rdquo; thought Petrushka, and he remembered that he had
+ heard it said that no one had ever been able to carry off a kingfisher&rsquo;s
+ nest intact. Why should he not be the first person to do so? He was
+ skilful with his fingers, his touch was sure and light. It was evidently a
+ carpenter&rsquo;s job, and few carpenters had the leisure or opportunity to look
+ for kingfishers&rsquo; nests. What a rare present it would be for Tatiana&mdash;a
+ whole kingfisher&rsquo;s nest with every bone in it intact.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He walked stealthily through the bushes down the bank of the river, making
+ as little noise as possible. He thought he had marked the spot where the
+ kingfisher had dived into the bank. As he walked, the undergrowth grew
+ thicker and the path darker, for he had reached the wood, on the outskirts
+ and end of which was the spot where he had made the steps. He walked on
+ and on without thinking, oblivious of his surroundings, until he suddenly
+ realised that he had gone too far. Moreover, he must have been walking for
+ some time, for it was getting dark, or was it a thunder-shower? The air,
+ too, was unbearably sultry; he stopped and wiped his forehead with a big
+ print handkerchief. It was impossible to reach the bank from the place
+ where he now stood, as he was separated from it by a wide ditch of
+ stagnant water. He therefore retraced his footsteps through the wood. It
+ grew darker and darker; it must be, he thought, the evening deepening and
+ no storm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All at once he started; he had heard a sound, a high pipe. Was it the
+ kingfisher? He paused and listened. Distinctly, and not far off in the
+ undergrowth, he heard a laugh, a woman&rsquo;s laugh. It flashed across his mind
+ that it might be Tatiana, but it was not her laugh. Something rustled in
+ the bushes to the left of him; he followed the rustling and it led him
+ through the bushes&mdash;he had now passed the ditch&mdash;to the river
+ bank. The sun had set behind the woods from which he had just emerged; the
+ sky was as grey as the water, and there was no reflection of the sunset in
+ the east. Except the water and the trees he saw nothing; there was not a
+ sound to be heard, not a ripple on the river, not a whisper from the
+ woods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then all at once the stillness was broken again by quick rippling laughs
+ immediately behind him. He turned sharply round, and saw a woman in the
+ bushes: her eyes were large and green and sad; her hair straggling and
+ dishevelled; she was dressed in reeds and leaves; she was very pale. She
+ stared at him fixedly, and smiled, showing gleaming teeth, and when she
+ smiled there was no light nor laughter in her eyes, which remained sad and
+ green and glazed like those of a drowned person. She laughed again and ran
+ into the bushes. Petrushka ran after her, but although he was quite close
+ to her he lost all trace of her immediately. It was as if she had vanished
+ under the earth or into the air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a Russalka,&rdquo; thought Petrushka, and he shivered. Then he added to
+ himself, with the pride of the new scepticism he had learnt from the
+ factory hands: &ldquo;There is no such thing; only women believe in such things.
+ It was some drunken woman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Petrushka walked quickly back to the edge of the wood, where he had left
+ his cart, and drove home. The next day was Sunday, and Tatiana noticed
+ that he was different&mdash;moody, melancholy, and absent-minded. She
+ asked him what was the matter; he said his head ached. Towards five
+ o&rsquo;clock he told her&mdash;they were standing outside her cottage&mdash;that
+ he was obliged to go to the river to work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To-day is holiday,&rdquo; she said quietly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I left something there yesterday: one of my tools. I must fetch it,&rdquo; he
+ explained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tatiana looked at him, and her intuition told her, firstly, that this was
+ not true, and, secondly, that it was not well for Petrushka to go to the
+ river. She begged him not to go. Petrushka laughed and said he would be
+ back quickly. Tatiana cried, and implored him on her knees not to go. Then
+ Petrushka grew irritable and almost rough, and told her not to vex him
+ with foolishness. Reluctantly and sadly she gave in at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Petrushka went to the river, and Tatiana watched him go with a heavy
+ heart. She felt quite certain some disaster was about to happen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At seven o&rsquo;clock Petrushka had not yet returned, and he did not return
+ that night. The next morning the carpenter and two others went to the
+ river to look for him. They found his body in the shallow water, entangled
+ in the ropes of the raft he had made. He had been drowned, no doubt, in
+ setting the raft straight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During all that Sunday night, Tatiana had said no word, nor had she moved
+ from her doorstep: it was only when they brought back the dripping body to
+ the village that she stirred, and when she saw it she laughed a dreadful
+ laugh, and the spirit went from her eyes, leaving a fixed stare.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0015" id="link2H_4_0015">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE OLD WOMAN
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The old woman was spinning at her wheel near a fire of myrtle boughs which
+ burnt fragrantly in the open yard. Through the stone columns the sea was
+ visible, smooth, dark, and blue; the low sun bathed the brown hills of the
+ coast in a golden mist. It was December. The shepherds were driving home
+ their flocks, the work of the day was done, and a noise of light laughter
+ and rippling talk came from the Slaves&rsquo; quarter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the middle of the stone-flagged yard two little boys were playing at
+ quoits. Their eyes and hair were as dark as their brown skin, which had
+ been tanned by the sun. In one of the corners of the yard a fair-haired,
+ blue-eyed girl was nursing a kitten and singing it to sleep. The old woman
+ was singing too, or rather humming a tune to herself as she turned her
+ wheel. She was very old: her hair was white and silvery, and her face was
+ furrowed by a hundred wrinkles. Her eyes were blue as the sky, and perhaps
+ they had once been full of fire and laughter, but all that had been
+ quenched and washed out long ago, and Time, with his noiseless chisel, had
+ sharpened her delicate features and hollowed out her cheeks, which were as
+ white as ivory. But her hands as they twisted the wood were the hands of a
+ young woman, and seemed as though they had been fashioned by a rare
+ craftsman, so perfect were they in shape and proportion, as firm as carved
+ marble, as delicate as flowers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sun sank behind the hills of the coast, and a flood of scarlet light
+ spread along the West just above them, melting higher up into orange, and
+ still higher into a luminous blue, which turned to green later as the
+ evening deepened. The air was cool and sharp, and the little boys, who had
+ finished their game, drew near to the fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tell us a story,&rdquo; said the elder of the two boys, as they curled
+ themselves up at the feet of the old woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You know all my stories,&rdquo; she said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That doesn&rsquo;t matter,&rdquo; said the boy. &ldquo;You can tell us an old one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the old woman, &ldquo;I suppose I must. There was once upon a time
+ a King and a Queen who had three sons and one daughter.&rdquo; At the sound of
+ these words the little girl ran up and nestled in the folds of the old
+ woman&rsquo;s long cloak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, not that one,&rdquo; one of the little boys interrupted, &ldquo;tell us about the
+ Queen without a heart.&rdquo; So the old woman began and said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was once upon a time a King and a Queen who had one daughter, and
+ they invited all the gods and goddesses to the feast which they gave in
+ honour of the birth of their child. The gods and goddesses came and gave
+ the child every gift they could think of; she was to be the most beautiful
+ woman in the whole world, she was to dance like the West wind, to laugh
+ like the stream, and to sing like the lark. Her hair should be made of
+ sunshine, and her eyes should be as the sea in midsummer. She should excel
+ in all things, in knowledge, in wit, and in skill; she should be fleet of
+ foot, a cunning harp-player, adept at all manner of woman-like crafts, and
+ deft with the needle and the spinning-wheel, and at the loom. Zeus himself
+ gave her stateliness and majesty, the Lord of the Sun gave a voice as of a
+ golden flute; Poseidon gave her the laughter of all the waves of the sea,
+ the King of the Underworld gave her a red ruby to wear on her breast more
+ precious than all the gems of the world. Artemis gave her swiftness and
+ radiance, Persephone the fragrance and the freshness of all the flowers of
+ spring; Pallas Athene gave her curious knowledge and pleasant speech; and,
+ lastly, the Seaborn Goddess breathed upon her and gave her the beauty of
+ the rose, the pearl, the dew, and the shells and the foam of the sea. But,
+ alas! the King and Queen had forgotten to ask one guest. The Goddess of
+ Envy and Discord had been left out, and she came unbidden, and when all
+ the gods and goddesses had given their gifts, she said: &lsquo;I too have a gift
+ to give, a gift that will be more precious to her than any. I will give
+ her a heart that shall be proof against all the onsets of the world.&rsquo; So
+ saying the Goddess of Envy took away the child&rsquo;s heart and put in its
+ place a heart of stone, hard as adamant, bright and glittering as a gem.
+ And the Goddess of Envy went her way mocking. The King and Queen were
+ greatly concerned, and they asked the gods and goddesses whether their
+ daughter would ever recover her human heart. They were told that the
+ Goddess of Envy would be obliged to give back the child&rsquo;s heart to the man
+ who loved her enough to seek and to find it, and this would surely happen;
+ but when and how it was forbidden to them to reveal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The child grew up and became the wonder of the world. She was married to
+ a powerful King, and they lived in peace and plenty until the Goddess of
+ Envy once more troubled the child&rsquo;s life. For owing to her subtle planning
+ a Prince was promised for wife the fairest woman in the world, and he took
+ the wife of the powerful King and carried her away to Asia to the
+ six-gated city. The King prepared a host of ships and armed men and sailed
+ to Asia to win back his wife. And he and his army fought for ten years
+ until the six-gated city was taken, and he brought his wife home once
+ more. Now during all the time the war lasted, although the whole world was
+ filled with the fame of the King&rsquo;s wife and of her beauty, there was not
+ found one man who was willing to seek for her heart and to find it, for
+ some gave no credence to the tale, and others, believing it, reasoned that
+ the quest might last a life-time, and that by the time they accomplished
+ it the King&rsquo;s wife would be an old woman, and there would be fairer women
+ in the world. Others, again, could not believe that in so perfect a woman
+ there could be any fault; they vowed her heart must be one with her
+ matchless beauty, and they said that even if the tale were true, they
+ preferred to worship her as she was, and they would not have her be
+ otherwise or changed by a hair&rsquo;s breadth for all the world. Some, indeed,
+ did set out upon the quest, but abandoned it soon from weariness and
+ returned to bask in the beauty of the great Queen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The years went by. The Queen journeyed to Egypt, to the mountains of the
+ South, and the cities of the desert; to the Pillars of Hercules and to the
+ islands of the West. Wherever she went her fame spread like fire, and men
+ fought and died for a glimpse of her marvellous beauty; and wherever she
+ passed she left behind her strife and sorrow like a burning trail. After
+ many voyages she returned home and lived prosperously. The King her
+ husband died, her children grew up and married and bore children
+ themselves, and she continued to live peacefully in her palace. Her fame
+ and her glory brought her neither joy nor sorrow, nor did she heed the
+ spell that she cast on the hearts of men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One day a harp-player came to her palace and sang and played before her;
+ he made music so ravishing and so sad that all who heard him wept save the
+ Queen, who listened and smiled, listless and indifferent. But her smile
+ filled him with such a passion of wonder and worship that he resolved to
+ rest no more until he had found her heart, for he knew the tale. So he
+ sought the whole world over in vain; and for years and years he roamed the
+ world fruitlessly. At last one day in a far country he found a little bird
+ in a trap and he set it free, and in return the bird promised him that he
+ should find the Queen&rsquo;s heart. All he had to do was to go home and to seek
+ the Queen&rsquo;s palace. So the harper went home to the Queen&rsquo;s palace, and
+ when he reached it he found the Queen had grown old; her hair was grey and
+ there were lines on her cheek. But she smiled on him, and he knelt down
+ before her, for he loved her more than ever, and to him she was as
+ beautiful as ever she had been. At that moment, for the first time in her
+ life the Queen&rsquo;s eyes filled with tears, for her heart had been given back
+ to her. And that is all the story.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what happened to the harper?&rdquo; asked one of the little boys.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He lived in the palace and played to the Queen till he died.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And is the story true?&rdquo; asked the other little boy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the old woman, &ldquo;quite true.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys jumped up and kissed the old woman, and the elder of them,
+ growing pensive, said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Grandmother, were you ever young yourself?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, my child,&rdquo; said the old woman, smiling, &ldquo;I was once young&mdash;a
+ very long time ago.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She got up, for the twilight had come and it was almost dark. She walked
+ into the house, and as she rose she was neither bowed nor bent, but she
+ trod the ground with a straightness which was not stiff but full of grace,
+ and she moved royally like a goddess. As she walked past the smoking
+ flames the children noticed that large tears were welling from her eyes
+ and trickling down her faded cheek.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0016" id="link2H_4_0016">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ DR. FAUST&rsquo;S LAST DAY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The Doctor got up at dawn, as was his wont, and as soon as he was dressed
+ he sat down at his desk in his library overlooking the sea, and immersed
+ himself in the studies which were the lodestar of his existence. His hours
+ were mapped out with rigid regularity like those of a school-boy, and his
+ methodical life worked as though by clockwork. He rose at dawn and read
+ without interruption until eight o&rsquo;clock. He then partook of some light
+ food (he was a strict vegetarian), after which he walked in the garden of
+ his house, overlooking the Bay of Naples, until ten. From ten to twelve he
+ received sick people, peasants from the village, or any visitors that
+ needed his advice or his company. At twelve he ate a frugal meal. From one
+ o&rsquo;clock until three he enjoyed a siesta. At three he resumed his studies,
+ which continued without interruption until six when he partook of a second
+ meal. At seven he took another stroll in the village or by the seashore
+ and remained out of doors until nine. He then withdrew into his study, and
+ at midnight went to bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was, perhaps, the extreme regularity of his life, combined with the
+ strict diet which he observed, that accounted for his good health. This
+ day was his seventieth birthday, and his body was as vigorous and his mind
+ as alert as they had been in his fortieth year. His thick hair and beard
+ were scarcely grey, and the wrinkles on his white, thoughtful face were
+ rare. Yet the Doctor, when questioned as to the secret of his
+ youthfulness, being like many learned men fond of a paradox, used to reply
+ that diet and regularity had nothing to do with it, and that the Southern
+ sun and the climate of the Neapolitan coast, which he had chosen among all
+ places to be the abode of his old age, were in reality responsible for his
+ excellent health.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I lead a regular life,&rdquo; he used to say, &ldquo;not in order to keep well, but
+ in order to get through my work. Unless my hours were mapped out regularly
+ I should be the prey of every idler in the place and I should never get
+ any work done at all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On this day, as it was his seventieth birthday, the Doctor had asked a few
+ friends to share his mid-day meal, and when he returned from his morning
+ stroll he sent for his housekeeper to give her a few final instructions.
+ The housekeeper, who was a voluble Italian peasant-woman, after receiving
+ his orders, handed him a piece of paper on which a few words were scrawled
+ in reddish-brown ink, saying it had been left by a Signore.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What Signore?&rdquo; asked the Doctor, as he perused the document, which
+ consisted of words in the German tongue to the effect that the writer
+ regretted his absence from the Doctor&rsquo;s feast, but would call at midnight.
+ It was not signed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He was a Signore, like all Signores,&rdquo; said the housekeeper; &ldquo;he just left
+ the letter and went away.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Doctor was puzzled, and in spite of much cross-examination he was
+ unable to extract anything more beyond the fact that he was a &ldquo;Signore.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shall I lay one place less?&rdquo; asked the housekeeper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Certainly not,&rdquo; said the Doctor. &ldquo;All my guests will be present.&rdquo; And he
+ threw the piece of paper on the table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The housekeeper left the room, but she had not been gone many minutes
+ before she returned and said that Maria, the wife of the late Giovanni,
+ the baker, wished to speak to him. The Doctor nodded, and Maria burst into
+ the room, sobbing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When her tears had somewhat subsided she told her story in broken
+ sentences. Her daughter, Margherita, who was seventeen years old, had been
+ allowed to spend the summer at Sorrento with her late father&rsquo;s sister.
+ There, it appeared, she had met a &ldquo;Signore,&rdquo; who had given her jewels,
+ made love to her, promised her marriage, and held clandestine meetings
+ with her. Her aunt professed now to have been unaware of this; but Maria
+ assured the Doctor that her sister-in-law, who had the evil eye and had
+ more than once trafficked with Satan, must have had knowledge of the
+ business, even if she were not directly responsible, which was highly
+ probable. In the meantime Margherita&rsquo;s brother Anselmo had returned from
+ the wars in the North, and, discovering the truth, had sworn to kill the
+ Signore unless he married Margherita.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what do you wish me to do?&rdquo; asked the Doctor, after he had listened
+ to the story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Anything, anything,&rdquo; she answered, &ldquo;only calm my son Anselmo or else
+ there will be a disaster.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who is the Signore?&rdquo; asked the Doctor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Conte Guido da Siena,&rdquo; she answered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Doctor reflected a moment, and then said: &ldquo;I will see what can be
+ done. The matter can be arranged. Send your son to me later.&rdquo; And then,
+ after scolding Maria for not having taken proper care of her daughter, he
+ sent her away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he did so he caught sight of the dirty piece of paper on his table. For
+ one second he had the impression that the letters on it were written in
+ blood, and he shivered, but the momentary hallucination and sense of
+ discomfort passed immediately.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At mid-day the guests arrived. They consisted of Dr. Cornelius, Vienna&rsquo;s
+ most learned scholar; Taddeo Mainardi, the painter; a Danish student from
+ the University of Wittenberg; a young English nobleman, who was travelling
+ in Italy; and Guido da Siena, philosopher and poet, who was said to be the
+ handsomest man in Italy. The Doctor set before his guests a precious wine
+ from Cyprus, in which he toasted them, although as a rule he drank only
+ water. The meal was served in the cool loggia overlooking the bay, and the
+ talk, which was of the men and books of many climes, flowed like a
+ rippling stream on which the sunshine of laughter lightly played.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The student asked the Doctor whether in Italy men of taste took any
+ interest in the recent experiments of a French Huguenot, who professed to
+ be able to send people into a trance. Moreover, the patient when in the
+ trance, so it was alleged, was able to act as a bridge between the
+ material and the spiritual worlds, and the dead could be summoned and made
+ to speak through the unconscious patient.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We take no thought of such things here,&rdquo; said the Doctor. &ldquo;In my youth,
+ when I studied in the North, experiments of that nature exercised a
+ powerful sway over my mind. I dabbled in alchemy; I tried and indeed
+ considered that I succeeded in raising spirits and visions; but two things
+ are necessary for such a study: youth, and the mists of the Northern
+ country. Here the generous sun kills such phantasies. There are no
+ phantoms here. Moreover, I am convinced that in all such experiments
+ success depends on the state of mind of the inquirer, which not only
+ persuades, but indeed compels itself by a strange magnetic quality to see
+ the vision it desires. In my youth I considered that I had evoked visions
+ of Satan and Helen of Troy, and what not&mdash;such things are fit for the
+ young. We greybeards have more serious things to occupy us, and when a man
+ has one foot in the grave, he has no time to waste.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To my mind,&rdquo; said the painter, &ldquo;this world has sufficient beauty and
+ mystery to satisfy the most ardent inquirer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But,&rdquo; said the Englishman, &ldquo;is not this world a phantom and a dream as
+ insubstantial as the visions of the ardent mind?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Men and women are the only study fit for a man,&rdquo; interrupted Guido, &ldquo;and
+ as for the philosopher&rsquo;s stone I have found it. I found it some months ago
+ in a garden at Sorrento. It is a pearl radiant with all the hues of the
+ rainbow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;With regard to that matter,&rdquo; said the Doctor, &ldquo;we will have some talk
+ later. The wench&rsquo;s brother has returned from the war. We must find her a
+ husband.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You misunderstand me,&rdquo; said Guido. &ldquo;You do not think I am going to throw
+ my precious pearl to the swine? I have sworn to wed Margherita, and wed
+ her I shall, and that swiftly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Such an act of folly would only lead,&rdquo; said the Doctor, &ldquo;to your
+ unhappiness and to hers. It is the selfish act of a fool. You must not
+ think of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; said Guido, &ldquo;you are young at seventy, Doctor, but you were old at
+ twenty-five, and you cannot know what these things mean.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was young in my day,&rdquo; said the Doctor, &ldquo;and I found many such pearls;
+ believe me, they are all very well in their native shell. To move them is
+ to destroy their beauty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You do not understand,&rdquo; said Guido. &ldquo;I have loved countless times; but
+ she is different. You never felt the revelation of the real, true thing
+ that is different from all the rest and transforms a man&rsquo;s life.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said the Doctor, &ldquo;I confess that to me it was always the same
+ thing.&rdquo; And for the second time that day the Doctor shivered, he knew not
+ why.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Soon after the meal was over the guests departed, and although the Doctor
+ detained Guido and endeavoured to persuade him to listen to the voice of
+ reason and commonsense, his efforts were in vain. Guido had determined to
+ wed Margherita.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Besides which, if I left her now, I should bring shame and ruin on her,&rdquo;
+ he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Doctor started&mdash;a familiar voice seemed to whisper in his ear:
+ &ldquo;She is not the first one.&rdquo; A strange shudder passed through him, and he
+ distinctly heard a mocking voice laughing. &ldquo;Go your way,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;but do
+ not come and complain to me if you bring unhappiness on yourself and her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Guido departed and the Doctor retired to enjoy his siesta.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For the first time during all the years he had lived at Naples the Doctor
+ was not able to sleep. &ldquo;This and the hallucinations I have suffered from
+ to-day come from drinking that Cyprus wine,&rdquo; he said to himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He lay in the darkened room tossing uneasily on his bed and sleep would
+ not come to him. Stranger still, before his eyes fiery letters seemed to
+ dance before him in the air. At seven o&rsquo;clock he went out into the garden.
+ Never had he beheld a more glorious evening. He strolled down towards the
+ seashore and watched the sunset. Mount Vesuvius seemed to have dissolved
+ into a rosy haze; the waves of the sea were phosphorescent. A fisherman
+ was singing in his boat. The sky was an apocalypse of glory and peace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Doctor sighed and watched the pageant of light until it faded and the
+ stars lit up the magical blue darkness. Then out of the night came another
+ song&mdash;a song which seemed familiar to the Doctor, although for the
+ moment he could not place it, about a King in the Northern Country who was
+ faithful to the grave and to whom his dying mistress a golden beaker gave.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Strange,&rdquo; thought the Doctor, &ldquo;it must come from some Northern fishing
+ smack,&rdquo; and he went home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sat reading in his study until midnight, and for the first time in
+ thirty years he could not fix his mind on his book. For the vision of the
+ sunset and the song of the Northern fisherman, which in some unaccountable
+ way brought back to him the days of his youth, kept on surging up in his
+ mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Twelve o&rsquo;clock struck. He rose to go to bed, and as he did so he heard a
+ loud knock at the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come in,&rdquo; said the Doctor, but his voice faltered (&ldquo;the Cyprus wine
+ again!&rdquo; he thought), and his heart beat loudly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The door opened and an icy draught blew into the room. The visitor
+ beckoned, but spoke no word, and Doctor Faust rose and followed him into
+ the outer darkness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0017" id="link2H_4_0017">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE FLUTE-PLAYER&rsquo;S STORY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is a village in the South of England not far from the sea, which
+ possesses a curious inn called &ldquo;The Green Tower.&rdquo; Why it is called thus,
+ nobody knows. This inn must in days gone by have been the dwelling of some
+ well-to-do squire, but nothing now remains of its former prosperity,
+ except the square grey tower, partially covered with ivy, from which it
+ takes its name. The inn stands on the roadside, on the brow of a hill, and
+ at the top of the tower there is a room with four large windows, whence
+ you can see all over the wooded country. The ex-Prime Minister of a
+ foreign state, who had been driven from office and home by a revolution,
+ happening to pass the night in the inn and being of an eccentric
+ disposition, was so much struck with this room that he secured it,
+ together with two bedrooms, permanently for himself. He determined to
+ spend the rest of his life here, and as he was within certain limits not
+ unsociable, he invited his friends to come and stay with him on any
+ Saturday they pleased, without giving him notice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus it happened that of a Saturday and Sunday there was nearly always a
+ mixed gathering of men at &ldquo;The Green Tower&rdquo;, and after they had dined they
+ would sit in the tower room and drink old Southern wines from the ex-Prime
+ Minister&rsquo;s country, and talk, or tell each other stories. But the ex-Prime
+ Minister made it a stringent rule that at least one guest should tell one
+ story during his stay, for while he had been Prime Minister a Court
+ official had been in his service whose only duty it was to tell him a
+ story every evening, and this was the only thing he regretted of all his
+ former privileges.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On this particular Sunday, besides myself, the clerk, the flute-player,
+ the wine merchant (the friends of the ex-Prime Minister were exceedingly
+ various), and the scholar were present. They were smoking in the tower
+ room. It was summer, and the windows were wide open. Every inch of wall
+ which was not occupied by the windows was crowded with books. The clerk
+ was turning over the leaves of the ex-Prime Minister&rsquo;s stamp collection
+ (which was magnificent), the flute-player was reading the score of
+ Handel&rsquo;s flute sonatas (which was rare), the scholar was reading a
+ translation in Latin hexameters of the &ldquo;Ring and the Book&rdquo; (which the
+ ex-Prime Minister has written in his spare moments), and the wine merchant
+ was drinking generously of a curious red wine, which was very old.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said the ex-Prime Minister, &ldquo;that the flute-player has never
+ yet told us a story.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The guests knew that this hint was imperative, and so putting away the
+ score, the flute-player said: &ldquo;My story is called, &lsquo;The Fiddler.&rsquo;&rdquo; And he
+ began:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This happened a long time ago in one of the German-speaking countries of
+ the Holy Roman Empire. There was a Count who lived in a large castle. He
+ was rich, powerful, and the owner of large lands. He had a wife, and one
+ daughter, who was dazzlingly beautiful, and she was betrothed to the
+ eldest son of a neighbouring lord. When I say betrothed, I mean that her
+ parents had arranged the marriage. She herself&mdash;her name was Elisinde&mdash;had
+ had no voice in the matter, and she disliked, or rather loathed, her
+ future husband, who was boorish, sullen, and ill-tempered; he cared for
+ nothing except hunting and deep drinking, and had nothing to recommend him
+ but his ducats and his land. But it was quite useless for Elisinde to cry
+ or protest. Her parents had settled the marriage and it was to be. She
+ understood this herself very well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All the necessary preparations for the wedding, which was to be held on a
+ splendid scale, were made. There was to be a whole week of feasting; and
+ tumblers and musicians came from distant parts of the country to take part
+ in the festivities and merry-making. In the village, which was close to
+ the castle, a fair was held, and the musicians, tumblers, and mountebanks,
+ who had thronged to it, performed in front of the castle walls for the
+ amusement of the Count&rsquo;s guests.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Among these strolling vagabonds was a fiddler who far excelled all the
+ others in skill. He drew the most ravishing tones from his instrument,
+ which seemed to speak in trills as liquid as those of the nightingale, and
+ in accents as plaintive as those of a human voice. And one of the inmates
+ of the castle was so much struck by the performance of this fiddler that
+ he told the Count of it, and the fiddler was commanded to come and play at
+ the Castle, after the banquet which was to be held on the eve of the
+ wedding. The banquet took place in great pomp and solemnity, and lasted
+ for many hours. When it was over the fiddler was summoned to the large
+ hall and bidden to play before the Lords and Ladies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fiddler was a strange looking, tall fellow with unkempt fair hair,
+ and eyes that glittered like gold; but as he was dressed in tattered
+ uncouth rags (and they were his best too) he cut an extraordinary and
+ almost ridiculous figure amongst that splendid jewelled gathering. The
+ guests tittered when they saw him. But as soon as he began to play, their
+ tittering ceased, for never had they heard such music.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He played&mdash;in view of the festive occasion&mdash;a joyous melody.
+ And, as he played, the air seemed full of sunlight, and the smell of wine
+ vats and the hum of bees round ripe fruit. The guests could not keep still
+ in their places, and at last the Count gave orders for a general dance.
+ The hall was cleared, and soon all the guests were breathlessly dancing to
+ the divine lilt of the fiddler&rsquo;s melody. All except Elisinde who, when her
+ betrothed came forward to lead her to the dance, pleaded fatigue, and
+ remained seated in her chair, pale and distraught, and staring at the
+ fiddler. This did not, to tell the truth, displease her betrothed, who was
+ a clumsy dancer and had no ear for music. Breathless at last with
+ exhaustion the guests begged the untiring fiddler to pause while they
+ rested for a moment to get their breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And while they were resting the fiddler played another tune. This time it
+ was a sad tune: a low, soft tune, liquid and lovely as a human voice. A
+ great hush came on the company. It seemed as if after the heat and
+ splendour of a summer&rsquo;s day the calm of evening had fallen; the quiet of
+ the dusk, when the moon rises in the sky, still faintly yellow in the west
+ with the ebb of sunset, and pours on the stiff cornfields its cool,
+ silvery frost; and the trees quiver, as though they felt the freshness and
+ were relieved, and a breeze comes, almost imperceptible and not strong
+ enough to shake the boughs, from the sea; and a bird, hidden somewhere in
+ the leaves, sings a throbbing song.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Everyone was spellbound, but none so much as Elisinde. The music seemed
+ to be speaking straight to her, to pierce the very core of her heart. It
+ was an inarticulate language which she understood better than any words.
+ She heard a lonely spirit crying out to her, that it understood her sorrow
+ and shared her pain. And large tears poured down her cheeks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fiddler stopped playing, and for a moment or two no one spoke. At
+ last Elisinde&rsquo;s betrothed gave a great yawn, and the spell was broken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;You play very well&mdash;very well, indeed,&rsquo; said the Count.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;But that sad music is, I think, rather out of place to-day,&rsquo; said the
+ Countess.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;Yes, let us have another cheerful tune,&rsquo; said the Count.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fiddler struck up once more and played another dance. This time there
+ was an almost elfish magic in his melody. It took you captive; it was
+ irresistible; it called and commanded and compelled; you longed to follow,
+ follow, anywhere, over the hills, over the sea, to the end of the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Elisinde rose from her chair as though the spirit of the music beckoned
+ her, but looking round she saw no partner to her taste. She sat down again
+ and stared at the fiddler. His eyes were fixed on her, and as she looked
+ at him his squalor and rags seemed to fade away and his blue eyes that
+ glittered like gold seemed to grow larger, and his hair to grow brighter
+ till it shone like fire. And he seemed to be caught in a rosy cloud of
+ light: tall, splendid, young, and glowing like a god.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;After this dance was over the Count rose, and he and his guests retired
+ to rest. The fiddler was given a purse full of money, and the Count gave
+ orders that he should be served refreshment in the kitchen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Elisinde went up to her bedroom, which overlooked the garden. She threw
+ the window wide open and looked out into the starry darkness. It was a
+ breathless summer night. The air was full of warm scents. Lights still
+ twinkled in the village; now and again a dog barked, otherwise everything
+ was still. She leant out of the window, and cried bitterly because her lot
+ was loathsome to her, and she had not a friend in the world to whom she
+ could confide her sorrow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;While she was thus sobbing she heard a rustling in the bushes beneath;
+ she looked down and she saw a face looking up towards her, a beautiful
+ face, glistening in the moonlight. It was the fiddler.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;Elisinde,&rsquo; he called to her in a low voice, &lsquo;if you want to escape I
+ have the means. Come with me; I love you, and I will save you from your
+ doom.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;I would come with you to the end of the world,&rsquo; she said, &lsquo;but how can I
+ get away from this castle?&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He threw a rope ladder up to her. &lsquo;Make it fast to the bar,&rsquo; he said,
+ &lsquo;and let yourself down.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She let herself down into the garden. &lsquo;We can easily climb the wall with
+ this,&rsquo; he said; &lsquo;but before you come I must tell you that if you will be
+ my bride your life will be hard and full of misery. Think before you
+ come.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;Rather all the misery in the world,&rsquo; she said, &lsquo;than the awful doom that
+ awaits me here. Besides which I love you, and we shall be very happy.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They scaled the wall, and on the other side of it the fiddler had two
+ horses, waiting tied to the gate. They galloped through many villages, and
+ by the dawn they had reached a village far beyond the Count&rsquo;s lands. Here
+ they stopped at an inn, and they were married by the priest that day. But
+ they did not stop in this village; they sought a further country, beyond
+ reach of all pursuit. They settled in a village, and the fiddler earned
+ his bread by his fiddling, and Elisinde kept their cottage neat and clean.
+ For awhile they were as happy as the day was long; the fiddler found
+ favour everywhere by his fiddling, and Elisinde ingratiated herself by her
+ gentle ways. But one day when Elisinde was lying in bed and the fiddler
+ had lulled her to sleep with his music, some neighbours, attracted by the
+ sound, passed the cottage and looked in at the window. And to their
+ astonishment they saw the fiddler sitting by a bed on which lay what
+ seemed to them to be a sleeping princess; and the whole cottage was full
+ of dazzling light, and the fiddler&rsquo;s face shone, and his hair and his eyes
+ glittered like gold. They went away much frightened, and told the whole
+ village the news.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now there were already not a few of the villagers who looked askance on
+ the fiddler; and this incident set all the evil and envious tongues
+ wagging. When the fiddler went to play the next day at the inn men turned
+ away from him, and a child in the street threw a stone at him. Presently
+ he was warned that he had better swiftly fly or else he would be drowned
+ as a sorcerer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So he and Elisinde fled in the night to a neighbouring village. But soon
+ the dark rumours followed them, and they were forced to flee once more.
+ This happened again and again, till at last in the whole country there was
+ not a village which would receive them, and one night they were obliged to
+ take refuge in a barn, for Elisinde was expecting the birth of her child.
+ That night their child was born, a beautiful little boy, and an hour
+ afterwards Elisinde smiled and died.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All that night the villagers heard from afar a piteous wailing music,
+ infinitely sad and beautiful, and those that heard it shuddered and
+ crossed themselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next day the villagers sought the barn, for they had resolved to
+ drown the sorcerer; but he was not there. All they found was the dead body
+ of Elisinde, and a little baby lying on some straw. The body of Elisinde
+ was covered with roses. And this was strange, for it was midwinter. The
+ fiddler had disappeared and was never heard of again, and an old
+ wood-cutter, who was too old to know any better, took charge of the baby.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will tell you what happened to it another day.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We wish to hear the end of your story,&rdquo; said the ex-Prime Minister to the
+ flute-player.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the scholar, &ldquo;and I want to know who the fiddler was.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This conversation took place at the Green Tower two weeks after the
+ gathering I have already described. The same people were present; but
+ there was another guest, namely, the musician, who, unlike the
+ flute-player, was not an amateur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The child of Elisinde and the fiddler,&rdquo; began the flute-player, &ldquo;was, as
+ I have already told you, a boy. The woodcutter who took pity on him was
+ old and childless. He brought the baby to his hut, and gave it over to the
+ care of his wife. At first she pretended to be angry, and said that
+ nothing would persuade her to have anything to do with the child, and that
+ it was all they could do to feed themselves without picking up waifs in
+ the gutter; but she ended by looking after the baby with the utmost
+ tenderness and care, and by loving it as much as if it had been her own
+ child. The baby was christened Franz. As soon as he was able to walk and
+ talk there were two things about him which were remarkable. The first was
+ his hair, which glittered like sunlight; the second was his fondness for
+ all musical sounds. When he was four years old he had made himself a flute
+ out of a reed, and on this he played all day, imitating the song of the
+ birds. He was in his sixth year when an event happened which changed his
+ life. He was sitting in front of the woodcutter&rsquo;s cottage one day, when a
+ bright cavalcade passed him. It was a nobleman from a neighbouring castle,
+ who was travelling to the city with his retainers. Among these was a
+ Kapellmeister, who organised the music of this nobleman&rsquo;s household. The
+ moment he caught sight of Franz and heard his piping, he stopped, and
+ asked who he was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The woodcutter&rsquo;s wife told him the story of the finding of the waif, to
+ which both the nobleman and himself listened with great interest. The
+ Kapellmeister said that they should take the child with them; that he
+ should be attached to the nobleman&rsquo;s house and trained as a member of his
+ choir or his string band, according to his capacities. The nobleman, who
+ was passionately fond of music, and extremely particular with regard to
+ the manner of its performance, was delighted with the idea. The offer was
+ made to the woodcutter and his wife, and although she cried a good deal
+ they were both forced to recognise that they had no right to interfere
+ with the child&rsquo;s good fortune. Moreover, the gift of a purse full of gold
+ (which the nobleman gave them) did not make the matter more distasteful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Finally it was settled that the child should go with the nobleman then
+ and there; and Franz took leave of his adopted parents, not without many
+ and bitter tears being shed on both sides.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Franz travelled with the nobleman to a large city, and he became a member&mdash;the
+ youngest&mdash;of the nobleman&rsquo;s household. He was taught his letters,
+ which he learnt with ease, and the rudiments of music, which he absorbed
+ with such astounding rapidity, that the Kapellmeister said that it seemed
+ as if he already knew everything that was taught him. When he was seven
+ years old, he could not only play several instruments, but he composed
+ fugues and sonatas. When the nobleman invited the magnates of the place to
+ listen to his musicians, Franz, the prodigy, was the centre of interest,
+ and very soon he became the talk of the town. At the age of ten he was an
+ accomplished organ player, and he played with skill on the flute and the
+ clavichord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He grew up a tall and handsome lad, with clear, dreamy eyes, and hair
+ that continued to glitter like sunlight. He was happy in the nobleman&rsquo;s
+ household, for the nobleman and his wife were kind people; like the
+ woodcutter they were childless and came to look upon him as their own
+ child. He was a quiet youth, and so deeply engrossed in his music and his
+ studies that he seemed to be quite unaware of the outside world and its
+ inhabitants and its doings. But although he led a retired, studious life,
+ his fame had got abroad and had even reached the Emperor&rsquo;s ears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When Franz was seventeen years old it happened that the Court was in need
+ of an organist. The Emperor&rsquo;s curiosity had been aroused by what he had
+ heard of Franz, and one fine day the youth was summoned to Court to play
+ before his Majesty. This he did with such success that he was appointed
+ organist of the Court on the spot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He was sad at leaving the nobleman, but there was nothing to be done. The
+ Emperor&rsquo;s wish was law. He became Court organist and he played the organ
+ in the Imperial chapel during Mass on Sundays. As before, he spent all his
+ leisure time in composing music.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now the Emperor had a daughter called Kunigmunde, who was beautiful and
+ wildly romantic. She was immediately spellbound by Franz&rsquo;s music, and he
+ became the lodestar of her dreams. Often in the afternoon she would steal
+ up to the organ loft, where he was playing alone, and sit for hours
+ listening to his improvisations. They did not speak to each other much,
+ but ever since Franz had set eyes on her something new had entered into
+ his soul and spoke in his music, something tremulous and strange and
+ wonderful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For a year Franz&rsquo;s life ran placidly and smoothly. He was made much of,
+ praised and petted; but now, as before, he seemed quite unaware of the
+ outside world and its doings, and he moved in a world of his own, only he
+ was no longer alone in his secret habitation, it was inhabited by another
+ shape, the beautiful dark-haired Princess Kunigmunde, and in her honour he
+ composed songs, minuets, sonatas, hymns, and triumphal marches. As was
+ only natural, there were not wanting at Court persons who were envious of
+ Franz, his talent, and his good fortune. And among them there was a
+ musician, a tenor in the Imperial choir, called Albrecht, who hated Franz
+ with his whole heart. He was a dark-eyed, dark-haired creature, slightly
+ deformed; he limped, and he had a sinister look as though of a satyr.
+ Nevertheless he was highly gifted and composed music of his own which,
+ although it was not radiant like that of Franz, was full of brilliance and
+ not without a certain compelling power. Albrecht revolved in his mind how
+ he might ruin Franz. He tried to excite the envy of the courtiers against
+ him, but Franz was such a modest fellow, so kindly and good-natured, that
+ it was not easy to make people dislike him. Nevertheless there were many
+ who were tired of hearing him praised, and many who were secretly tired of
+ the perpetual beauty and radiance of Franz&rsquo;s music, and wished for
+ something new even though it should be ugly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An opportunity soon presented itself for Albrecht to carry out his evil
+ and envious designs. The Court Kapellmeister died, and not long after this
+ event a great feast was to be held at Court to celebrate Princess
+ Kunigmunde&rsquo;s birthday. The Emperor had offered a prize, a wreath of gilt
+ laurels, as well as the post of Court Kapellmeister to him who should
+ compose the most beautiful piece of music in his daughter&rsquo;s honour. Franz
+ seemed so certain of success that nobody even dared to compete with him
+ except Albrecht.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When the hour of the contest came&mdash;it took place in the great
+ throne-room before the Emperor, the Empress, their sons, their daughters,
+ and the whole court after the banquet&mdash;Franz was the first to display
+ his work. He sat down at the clavichord and sang what he had composed in
+ honour of the Princess. He had made three little songs for her. Franz had
+ not much voice, but it had a peculiar wail in it, and he sang, like the
+ born and trained musician that he was, with that absolute mastery over his
+ means, that certain perfection of utterance, that power of conveying, to
+ the shade of a shade, the inmost spirit and meaning of the music which
+ only belong to those great and rare artists whose perfect art is alive
+ with the inspiration that cannot be learnt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The first song he sang was the call of a home-going shepherd to his flock
+ on the hills at sunset, and when he sang it he brought the largeness of
+ the dying evening and the solemn hills into the elegant throne-room. The
+ second song was the cry of a lonely fisherman on the river at midnight,
+ and as he sang it he brought the mystery of broad starlit waters into the
+ taper-lit, gilded hall. The third song was the song of the happy lover in
+ the orchard at dawn. And when he sang it he brought the smell of dewy
+ leaves and grass, the soaring radiance of spring and early morning, to
+ that powdered and silken assembly. The Court applauded him, but they were
+ astonished and slightly disappointed, for they had expected something
+ grand and complicated, and not three simple tunes. But the nobleman who
+ had educated Franz, and his Kapellmeister, who were among the guests, wept
+ tears in silence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Albrecht followed him. The swarthy singer sat down to the instrument and
+ struck a ringing chord. He had a pure and infinitely powerful tenor voice,
+ clear as crystal, loud as a clarion, strong, rich, and rippling. He sang a
+ love-song he had composed himself. He called it &lsquo;The Homage of King Pan to
+ the Princess.&rsquo; It was voluptuous and vehement and sweet as honey, full of
+ bold conceits and audacious turns and trills, which startled the audience
+ and took their breath away. He sang his song with almost devilish skill
+ and power; and his warm, captivating voice rang through the room and shook
+ the tall window-panes, and finally died away like the vibrations of a
+ great bell. The whole Court shouted, delirious with applause, and
+ unanimously declared him to be the victor. A witty courtier said that
+ Marsyas had avenged himself on Apollo; but the nobleman and his
+ Kapellmeister snorted and sniffed and said nothing. Albrecht was given the
+ prize and appointed Kapellmeister to the Court without further discussion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When the ceremony was over, Franz, who was indifferent to his defeat,
+ went to the chapel of the palace, and lighting a candle, walked up into
+ the organ loft. There he played to himself another song, a hymn he had
+ composed in honour of Princess Kunigmunde. It was filled with rapture and
+ a breathless wonder, and in it his inmost soul spoke its unuttered love.
+ He had not sung this song in public, it was too sacred. As he played and
+ sang to himself in a low voice he was aware of a soft footstep. He started
+ and looked round, and there was the Princess, bright in silk and jewels,
+ with a pink rose in her powdered hair. She took this rose and laid it
+ lightly on the black keys.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;That is the prize,&rsquo; she said. &lsquo;You won it, and I want to thank you. I
+ never knew music could be so beautiful.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Franz looked at her, and said &lsquo;Thank you.&rsquo; He had risen from his seat and
+ was about to go, but the light of his candle caught Princess Kunigmunde&rsquo;s
+ brown eyes (which were wet with tears), and something rose like fire in
+ his breast and made him forget his bashfulness, his respect, and his sense
+ of decorum.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;&lsquo;Come with me,&rsquo; he said, in a broken voice. &lsquo;Let us fly from this Court
+ to the hills and be happy.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But the Princess shook her head sadly, and said: &lsquo;Alas! It is impossible.
+ I am betrothed to the King of the Two Sicilies.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then Franz mastered himself once more, and said: &lsquo;Of course, it is
+ impossible. I was mad.&rsquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Princess kissed her hand to him and fled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At that moment Franz heard a noise in the nave of the chapel; he looked
+ over the gallery of the organ loft, and saw sidling away in the darkness
+ the dim figure of a deformed man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That night Princess Kunigmunde had a strange dream. She thought she was
+ transported into a beautiful southern country where the azure sky seemed
+ to scintillate with the dust of myriads and myriads of diamonds, and to
+ sparkle with sunlight like dancing wine. The low blue hills were bare and
+ sparsely clothed with delicate trees, and the fields, sprinkled with
+ innumerable red, yellow, white and purple flowers, were bright as fabulous
+ Persian carpets. On a grassy knoll before her the rosy columns of a temple
+ shone in the gleaming dust of the atmosphere. Beside her there was a
+ running stream, on the bank of which grew a bay-tree. There was a chirping
+ of grasshoppers in the air, a noise of bees, and a delicious warm smell of
+ burnt grass and thyme and mint.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Near the stream a man was standing; he was an ordinary man, and yet he
+ seemed to tower above the landscape without being unusually tall; his hair
+ was bright as gold, and his eyes, more lustrous still, reflected the
+ silvery blue sky and shone like opals. In his hands he held a golden lyre,
+ and around him a warm golden cloud seemed to rise, on a transparent aura
+ of light, like the glow of the sunset. In front of him there stood a
+ creature of the woods, a satyr, with pointed ears, cloven hoofs, and human
+ eyes, in his hairy hands holding a flute made out of a reed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Presently the satyr breathed on his flute and a wonderful note trembled
+ in the air, soft, low, and liquid. The note was followed by others, and a
+ stillness fell upon Nature; the birds ceased to sing, the grasshoppers
+ were still, the bees paused. All Nature was listening and the Princess was
+ conscious in her dream that there were others besides herself listening,
+ unseen shapes and sightless phantoms; a crowd, a multitude of attentive
+ ghosts, that were hidden from her sight. The melody rose and swelled in
+ stillness; it was melting and ravishing and bold with a human audacity. As
+ she listened it reminded her of something; she felt she had heard such
+ sounds before, though she could not remember where and when. But suddenly
+ it flashed across her that the music resembled Albrecht&rsquo;s song; it was
+ Albrecht&rsquo;s song, only transfigured as it were, and a thousand times more
+ beautiful in her dream than in reality. More beautiful, and at the same
+ time as though it belonged to the days of youth and spring which Albrecht
+ had never known. The satyr ceased playing and the pleasant noises of the
+ world began once more. The shining figure who stood before him looked on
+ the satyr with divine scorn and smiled a radiant, merciless smile. Then he
+ struck his lyre and Nature once more was dumb.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But this time the magic was of another kind and a thousand times more
+ mighty; a song rose into the air which leapt and soared like a flame,
+ imperious as the flashing of a sword, triumphant as the waving of a
+ banner, wonderful as the dawn and fresh as the laughing sea. And once more
+ Princess Kunigmunde was aware that the music was familiar to her. She had
+ heard something like it in the chapel that evening, when in the darkness
+ Franz had played and sung the hymn that he had composed in her honour.
+ Only now it was more than human, unearthly and divine. As soon as he
+ ceased an eclipse seemed to darken the world, a thick cloud of rolling
+ darkness; there was a crash of thunder, a flash of lightning, and out of
+ the blackness came a piteous, human cry, the cry of a creature in anguish,
+ and then a faint moaning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Presently all was still, but the dark cloud remained, and she heard a
+ mocking laugh and the accents of a clear, scornful voice (she recognised
+ the voice, it was the voice of Albrecht), and the voice said: &lsquo;Thou hast
+ conquered, Apollo, and cruelly hast thou used thy victory; and cruelly has
+ thou punished me for daring to challenge thy divine skill. It was mad
+ indeed to compete with a god; and yet shall I avenge my wrong and thy
+ harshness shall recoil on thee. For not even gods can be unjust with
+ impunity, and the Fates are above us all. And I shall be avenged; for all
+ thy sons shall suffer what I have suffered; and there is not one of them
+ that shall escape the doom and not share the fate of Marsyas the Satyr,
+ whom thou didst cruelly slay. The music and the skill which shall be their
+ inheritance shall be the cause to them of sorrow and grief unending and
+ pitiless pain and misery. Their life shall be as bitter to them as my
+ death has been to me. Their music shall fill the world with sweetness and
+ ravish the ears of listening nations, but to them it shall bring no joy;
+ for life like a cruel blade shall flay and lay bare their hearts, and
+ sorrow like a searching wind shall play upon their souls and make them
+ tremble, even as the scabbard of my body trembled in the breeze; and just
+ as from that trembling husk of what was once myself there came forth sweet
+ sounds, so shall it be with their souls, shivering and trembling in the
+ cold wind of life. Music shall come from them, but this music shall be
+ born of agony; nor shall they utter a single note that is not begotten of
+ sorrow or pain. And so shall the children of Apollo suffer and share the
+ pain of Marsyas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The voice died away, and a pitiful wail was heard as of a wind blowing
+ through the reeds of a river. And the Princess awoke, trembling with fear
+ of some unknown and impending disaster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next morning Franz, as he walked into the chapel to practice on the
+ organ, was met by two soldiers, who bade him follow them, and he was shut
+ up in the prison of the palace. No word of explanation was given him; nor
+ had he any idea what the crime might be of which he was accused, or of his
+ ultimate fate. But in the evening, when the gaoler&rsquo;s daughter brought him
+ his food, she made him a sign, and he found in his loaf of bread a rose, a
+ file, and a tiny scroll, on which the following words were written;
+ &lsquo;Albrecht denounced you. Fly for your life. K.&rsquo; Later, when the gaolers
+ had gone to sleep, the gaoler&rsquo;s daughter stole to his cell. She brought
+ him a rope, and a purse full of silver. He filed the bars and let himself
+ down into a narrow street of the city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By the time the sun rose he had left the city far behind him. He
+ journeyed on and on till he passed the frontier of the Emperor&rsquo;s dominions
+ and reached a neighbouring State. By the time he came to a city he had
+ spent his money, and he was in rags and tatters; nevertheless, he managed
+ to earn his bread by making music in the streets, and after a time a
+ well-to-do citizen who noticed him took him into his house and entrusted
+ him with the task of teaching music to his sons and of playing him to
+ sleep in the evening. Franz spent his leisure hours in composing an opera
+ called &lsquo;The Death of Adonis,&rsquo; into which he poured all the music of his
+ soul, all his love, his sorrow, and his infinite desire. He lived for this
+ only, and during all the hours he spent when he was not working at his
+ opera he was like a man in a dream, unconscious of the realities around
+ him. In a year his opera was finished. He took it to the Intendant of the
+ Ducal Theatre in the city and played it to him, and the Intendant, greatly
+ pleased, determined to have it performed without delay. The best singers
+ were allotted parts in it, and it was performed before the Arch-Duke and
+ his Court, and a multitude of people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The music told the story of Franz&rsquo;s love; it was bright with all his
+ dreams, and sorrowful with his great despair. Never had such music been
+ heard; so sweet, so sunlit in its joys, so radiant in its sadness. But the
+ Arch-Duke and his Court, startled by the new accent of this music, and
+ influenced by the local and established musicians, who were envious of
+ this newcomer, listened in frigid silence, so that the common people in
+ the gallery dared not show signs of their delight. In fact, the opera was
+ a complete failure. Public opinion followed the Court, and found no words,
+ bad or strong enough to condemn what they called the new-fangled rubbish.
+ Among those who blamed the new work there was none so bitter as the
+ citizen whose children Franz had been teaching. For this man considered
+ himself to be a genius, and was inordinately vain, and his ignorance was
+ equal to his conceit. He dismissed Franz from his service. All doors were
+ now closed to him, and being on the verge of starvation he was reduced to
+ earning his bread in the streets by playing his pipe. This also proved
+ unsuccessful, and it was with difficulty that he earned a few pence every
+ day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At last he burnt all his manuscripts, and went into the hills; the hill
+ people welcomed him, but their kindness came too late; his heart was
+ broken, and when sickness came to him with the winter snow, he had no
+ longer any strength to resist it. The peasants found him one day lying
+ cold and stiff in his hut. They buried him on the hill-side. The night of
+ his funeral a strange fiddler with a shining face was seen standing beside
+ his grave and playing the most lovely tunes on a violin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The name of Franz was soon forgotten, but although he died obscure and
+ penniless he left a rich legacy. For he taught the hill-people three
+ songs, the songs he had sung at Court in honour of Princess Kunigmunde,
+ and they never died. They spread from the hills to the plains, from the
+ plains to the river, from the river to the woods, and indeed you can still
+ hear them on the hills of the north, on the great broad rivers of the
+ east, and in the orchards of the south.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A CHINAMAN ON OXFORD
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I am a student,&rdquo; said the Chinaman, &ldquo;And I came here to study the
+ English manners and customs.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were seated on the top of the electric tram which goes to Hampton
+ Court. It was a bitterly cold spring day. The suburbs of London were not
+ looking their best.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I spent three days at Oxford last week,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a beautiful place, is it not?&rdquo; I remarked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Chinaman smiled. &ldquo;The country which you see from the windows of the
+ railway carriages,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;on the way from Oxford to London strikes me
+ as being beautiful. It reminded me of the Chinese Plain, only it is
+ prettier. But the houses at Oxford are hideous: there is no symmetry about
+ them. The houses in this country are like blots on the landscape. In China
+ the houses are made to harmonise with the landscape just as trees do.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did you see at Oxford?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I saw boat races,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and a great many ignorant old men.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did you think of that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;the young people seemed to enjoy it, and if they
+ enjoy it they are quite right to do it. But the way the older men talk
+ about these things struck me as being foolish. They talk as if these games
+ and these sports were a solemn affair, a moral or religious question; they
+ said the virtues and the prowess of the English race were founded on these
+ things. They said that competition was the mainspring of life; they seemed
+ to think exercise was the goal of existence. A man whom I saw there and
+ who, I learnt, had been chosen to teach the young on account of his
+ wisdom, told me that competition trained the man to sharpen his faculties;
+ and that the tension which it provoked is in itself a useful training. I
+ do not believe this. A cat or a boa constrictor will lie absolutely idle
+ until it perceives an object worthy of its appetite; it will then catch it
+ and swallow it, and once more relapse into repose without thinking of
+ keeping itself &lsquo;in training.&rsquo; But it will lie dormant and rise to the
+ occasion when it occurs. These people who talked of games seem to me to
+ undervalue repose. They forget that repose is the mother of action, and
+ exercise only a frittering away of the same.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did you think,&rdquo; I asked, &ldquo;of the education that the students at
+ Oxford receive?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said the Chinaman, &ldquo;that inasmuch as the young men waste their
+ time in idleness they do well; for the wise men who are chosen to instruct
+ the young at your places of learning, are not always wise. I visited a
+ professor of Oriental languages. His servant asked me to wait, and after I
+ had waited three quarters of an hour, he sent word to say that he had
+ tried everywhere to find the professor in the University who spoke French,
+ but that he had not been able to find him. And so he asked me to call
+ another day. I had dinner in a college hall. I found that the professors
+ talked of many things in such a way as would be impossible to children of
+ five and six in our country. They are quite ignorant of the manners and
+ customs of the people of other European countries. They pronounce Greek
+ and Latin and even French in the same way as English. I mentioned to one
+ of them that I had been employed for some time in the Chinese Legation; he
+ asked me if I had had much work to do. I said yes, the work had been
+ heavy. &lsquo;But,&rsquo; he observed, &lsquo;I suppose a great deal of the work is carried
+ on directly between the Governments and not through the Ambassadors.&rsquo; I
+ cannot conceive what he meant or how such a thing could be possible, or
+ what he considered the use and function of Embassies and Legations to be.
+ They most of them seemed to take for granted that I could not speak
+ English: some of them addressed me in a kind of baby language; one of them
+ spoke French. The professor who spoke to me in this language told me that
+ the French possessed no poetical literature, and he said the reason of
+ this was that the French language was a bastard language; that it was, in
+ fact, a kind of pidgin Latin. He said when a Frenchman says a girl is
+ &lsquo;beaucoup belle,&rsquo; he is using pidgin Latin. The courtesy due to a host
+ prevented me from suggesting that if a Frenchman said &lsquo;beaucoup belle&rsquo; he
+ would be talking pidgin French.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Another professor said to me that China would soon develop if she adopted
+ a large Imperial ideal, and that in time the Chinese might attain to a
+ great position in the world, such as the English now held. He said the
+ best means of bringing this about would be to introduce cricket and
+ football into China. I told him that I thought this was improbable,
+ because if the Chinese play games, they do not care who is the winner; the
+ fun of the game is to us the improvisation of it as opposed to the
+ organisation which appeals to the people here. Upon which he said that
+ cricket was like a symphony of music. In a symphony every instrument plays
+ its part in obedience to one central will, not for its individual
+ advantage, but in order to make a beautiful whole. &lsquo;So it is with our
+ games,&rsquo; he said, &lsquo;every man plays his part not for the sake of personal
+ advantage, but so that his side may win; and thus the citizen is taught to
+ sink his own interests in those of the community.&rsquo; I told him the Chinese
+ did not like symphonies, and Western music was intolerable to them for
+ this very reason. Western musicians seem to us to take a musical idea
+ which is only worthy of a penny whistle (and would be very good indeed if
+ played on a penny whistle!); and they sit down and make a score of it
+ twenty yards broad, and set a hundred highly-trained and highly-paid
+ musicians to play it. It is the contrast between the tremendous apparatus
+ and waste of energy on one side, and the light and playful character of
+ the business itself on the other which makes me, a Chinaman, as incapable
+ of appreciating your complicated games as I am of appreciating the
+ complicated symphonies of the Germans or the elaborate rules which their
+ students make with regard to the drinking of beer. We like a man for
+ taking his fun and not missing a joke when he finds it by chance on his
+ way, but we cannot understand his going out of his way to prepare a joke
+ and to make arrangements for having some fun at a certain fixed date. This
+ is why we consider a wayside song, a tune that is heard wandering in the
+ summer darkness, to be better than twenty concerts.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did that professor say?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He said that if I were to stay long enough in England and go to a course
+ of concerts at the Chelsea Town Hall, I would soon learn to think
+ differently. And that if cricket and football were introduced into China,
+ the Chinese would soon emerge out of their backwardness and barbarism and
+ take a high place among the enlightened nations of the world. I thought to
+ myself as he said this that your games are no doubt an excellent
+ substitute for drill, but if we were to submit to so complicated an
+ organisation it would be with a purpose: in order to turn the Europeans
+ out of China, for instance; but that organisation without a purpose would
+ always seem to us to be stupid, and we should no more dream of organising
+ our play than of organising a stroll in the twilight to see the Evening
+ Star, or the chase of a butterfly in the spring. If we were to decide on
+ drill it would be drill with a vengeance and with a definite aim; but we
+ should not therefore and thereby destroy our play. Play cannot exist for
+ us without fun, and for us the open air, the fields, and the meadows are
+ like wine: if we feel inclined, we roam and jump about in them, but we
+ should never submit to standing to attention for hours lest a ball should
+ escape us. Besides which, we invented the foundations of all our games
+ many thousand of years ago. We invented and played at &lsquo;Diabolo&rsquo; when the
+ Britons were painted blue and lived in the woods. The English knew how to
+ play once, in the days of Queen Elizabeth; then they had masques and
+ madrigals and Morris dances and music. A gentleman was ashamed if he did
+ not speak six or seven languages, handle the sword with a deadly
+ dexterity, play chess, and write good sonnets. Men were broken on the
+ wheel for an idea: they were brave, cultivated, and gay; they fought, they
+ played, and they wrote excellent verse. Now they organise games and lay
+ claim to a special morality and to a special mission; they send out
+ missionaries to civilise us savages; and if our people resent having an
+ alien creed stuffed down their throats, they take our hand and burn our
+ homes in the name of Charity, Progress, and Civilisation. They seek for
+ one thing&mdash;gold; they preach competition, but competition for what?
+ For this: who shall possess the most, who shall most successfully &lsquo;do&rsquo; his
+ neighbour. These ideals and aims do not tempt us. The quality of the life
+ is to us more important than the quantity of what is done and achieved. We
+ live, as we play, for the sake of living. I did not say this to the
+ professors because we have a proverb that when you are in a man&rsquo;s country
+ you should not speak ill of it. I say it to you because I see you have an
+ inquiring mind, and you will feel it more insulting to be served with
+ meaningless phrases and empty civilities than with the truth, however
+ bitter. For those who have once looked the truth in the face cannot
+ afterwards be put off with false semblances.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You speak true words,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;but what do you like best in England?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The gardens,&rdquo; he answered, &ldquo;and the little yellow flowers that are
+ sprinkled like stars on your green grass.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what do you like least in England?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The horrible smells,&rdquo; he said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Have you no smells in China?&rdquo; I asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;we have natural smells, but not the smell of gas and
+ smoke and coal which sickens me here. It is strange to me that people can
+ find the smell of human beings disgusting and be able to stand the foul
+ stenches of a London street. This very road along which we are now
+ travelling (we were passing through one of the less beautiful portions of
+ the tramway line) makes me homesick for my country. I long to see a
+ Chinese village once more built of mud and fenced with mud, muddy-roaded
+ and muddy-baked, with a muddy little stream to be waded across or passed
+ by stepping on stones; with a delicate one-storeyed temple on the
+ water-eaten bank, and green poppy fields round it; and the women in dark
+ blue standing at the doorways, smoking their pipes; and the children, with
+ three small budding pigtails on the head of each, clinging to them; and
+ the river fringed with a thousand masts: the boats, the houseboats, the
+ barges and the ships in the calm, wide estuaries, each with a pair of huge
+ eyes painted on the front bow. And the people: the men working at their
+ looms and whistling a happy tune out of the gladness of their hearts. And
+ everywhere the sense of leisure, the absence of hurry and bustle and
+ confusion; the dignity of manners and the grace of expression and of
+ address. And, above all, the smell of life everywhere.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I admit,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;that our streets smell horribly of smoke and coal, but
+ surely our people are clean?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;no doubt; but you forget that to us there is nothing so
+ intolerably nasty as the smell of a clean white man!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VENUS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ John Fletcher was an overworked minor official in a Government office. He
+ lived a lonely life, and had done so ever since he had been a boy. At
+ school he had mixed little with his fellow school-boys, and he took no
+ interest in the things that interested them, that is to say, games. On the
+ other hand, although he was what is called &ldquo;good at work,&rdquo; and did his
+ lessons with facility and ease, he was not a literary boy, and did not
+ care for books. He was drawn towards machinery of all kinds, and spent his
+ spare time in dabbling in scientific experiments or in watching trains go
+ by on the Great Western line. Once he blew off his eyebrows while making
+ some experiment with explosive chemicals; his hands were always smudged
+ with dark, mysterious stains, and his room was like that of a mediaeval
+ alchemist, littered with retorts, bottles, and test-glasses. Before
+ leaving school he invented a flying machine (heavier than air), and an
+ unsuccessful attempt to start it on the high road caused him to be the
+ victim of much chaff and ridicule.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he left school he went to Oxford. His life there was as lonely as it
+ had been at school. The dirty, untidy, ink-stained, and chemical-stained
+ little boy grew up into a tall, lank, slovenly-dressed man, who kept
+ entirely to himself, not because he cherished any dislike or disdain for
+ his fellow-creatures, but because he seemed to be entirely absorbed in his
+ own thoughts and isolated from the world by a barrier of dreams.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He did well at Oxford, and when he went down he passed high into the Civil
+ Service and became a clerk in a Government office. There he kept as much
+ to himself as ever. He did his work rapidly and well, for this man, who
+ seemed so slovenly in his person, had an accurate mind, and was what was
+ called a good clerk, although his incurable absent-mindedness once or
+ twice caused him to forget certain matters of importance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His fellow clerks treated him as a crank and as a joke, but none of them,
+ try as they would, could get to know him or win his confidence. They used
+ to wonder what Fletcher did with his spare time, what were his pursuits,
+ what were his hobbies, if he had any. They suspected that Fletcher had
+ some hobby of an engrossing kind, since in everyday life he conveyed the
+ impression of a man who is walking in his sleep, who acts mechanically and
+ automatically. Somewhere else, they thought, in some other circumstances,
+ he must surely wake up and take a living interest in somebody or in
+ something.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Yet had they followed him home to his small room in Canterbury-mansions
+ they would have been astonished. For when he returned from the office
+ after a hard day&rsquo;s work he would do nothing more engrossing than slowly to
+ turn over the leaves of a book in which there were elaborate drawings and
+ diagrams of locomotives and other kinds of engines. And on Sunday he would
+ take a train to one of the large junctions and spend the whole day in
+ watching express trains go past, and in the evening would return again to
+ London.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One day after he had returned from the office somewhat earlier than usual,
+ he was telephoned for. He had no telephone in his own room, but he could
+ use a public telephone which was attached to the building. He went into
+ the small box, but found on reaching the telephone that he had been cut
+ off by the exchange. He imagined that he had been rung up by the office,
+ so he asked to be given their number. As he did so his eye caught an
+ advertisement which was hung just over the telephone. It was an elaborate
+ design in black and white, pointing out the merits of a particular kind of
+ soap called the Venus: a classical lady, holding a looking-glass in one
+ hand and a cake of this invaluable soap in the other, was standing in a
+ sphere surrounded by pointed rays, which was no doubt intended to
+ represent the most brilliant of the planets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fletcher sat down on the stool and took the receiver in his hand. As he
+ did so he had for one second the impression that the floor underneath him
+ gave way and that he was falling down a precipice. But before he had time
+ to realise what was happening the sensation of falling left him; he shook
+ himself as though he had been asleep, and for one moment a faint
+ recollection as though of the dreams of the night twinkled in his mind,
+ and vanished beyond all possibility of recall. He said to himself that he
+ had had a long and curious dream, and he knew that it was too late to
+ remember what it had been about. Then he opened his eyes wide and looked
+ round him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was standing on the slope of a hill. At his feet there was a kind of
+ green moss, very soft to tread on. It was sprinkled here and there with
+ light red, wax-like flowers such as he had never seen before. He was
+ standing in an open space; beneath him there was a plain covered with what
+ seemed to be gigantic mushrooms, much taller than a man. Above him rose a
+ mass of vegetation, and over all this was a dense, heavy, streaming cloud
+ faintly glimmering with a white, silvery light which seemed to be beyond
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He walked towards the vegetation, and soon found himself in the middle of
+ a wood, or rather of a jungle. Tangled plants grew on every side; large
+ hanging creepers with great blue flowers hung downwards. There was a
+ profound stillness in this wood; there were no birds singing and he heard
+ not the slightest rustle in the rich undergrowth. It was oppressively hot
+ and the air was full of a pungent, aromatic sweetness. He felt as though
+ he were in a hot-house full of gardenias and stephanotis. At the same time
+ the atmosphere of the place was pleasant to him. It was neither strange
+ nor disagreeable. He felt at home in this green shimmering jungle and in
+ this hot, aromatic twilight, as though he had lived there all his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He walked mechanically onwards as if he were going to a definite spot of
+ which he knew. He walked fast, but in spite of the oppressive atmosphere
+ and the thickness of the growth he grew neither hot nor out of breath; on
+ the contrary, he took pleasure in the motion, and the stifling, sweet air
+ seemed to invigorate him. He walked steadily on for over three hours,
+ choosing his way nicely, avoiding certain places and seeking others,
+ following a definite path and making for a definite goal. During all this
+ time the stillness continued unbroken, nor did he meet a single living
+ thing, either bird or beast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After he had been walking for what seemed to him several hours, the
+ vegetation grew thinner, the jungle less dense, and from a more or less
+ open space in it he seemed to discern what might have been a mountain
+ entirely submerged in a multitude of heavy grey clouds. He sat down on the
+ green stuff which was like grass and yet was not grass, at the edge of the
+ open space whence he got this view, and quite naturally he picked from the
+ boughs of an overhanging tree a large red, juicy fruit, and ate it. Then
+ he said to himself, he knew not why, that he must not waste time, but must
+ be moving on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He took a path to the right of him and descended the sloping jungle with
+ big, buoyant strides, almost running; he knew the way as though he had
+ been down that path a thousand times. He knew that in a few moments he
+ would reach a whole hanging garden of red flowers, and he knew that when
+ he had reached this he must again turn to the right. It was as he thought:
+ the red flowers soon came to view. He turned sharply, and then through the
+ thinning greenery he caught sight of an open plain where more mushrooms
+ grew. But the plain was as yet a great way off, and the mushrooms seemed
+ quite small.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I shall get there in time,&rdquo; he said to himself, and walked steadily on,
+ looking neither to the right nor to the left. It was evening by the time
+ he reached the edge of the plain: everything was growing dark. The endless
+ vapours and the high banks of cloud in which the whole of this world was
+ sunk grew dimmer and dimmer. In front of him was an empty level space, and
+ about two miles further on the huge mushrooms stood out, tall and wide
+ like the monuments of some prehistoric age. And underneath them on the
+ soft carpet there seemed to move a myriad vague and shadowy forms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I shall get there in time,&rdquo; he thought. He walked on for another half
+ hour, and by this time the tall mushrooms were quite close to him, and he
+ could see moving underneath them, distinctly now, green, living creatures
+ like huge caterpillars, with glowing eyes. They moved slowly and did not
+ seem to interfere with each other in any way. Further off, and beyond
+ them, there was a broad and endless plain of high green stalks like ears
+ of green wheat or millet, only taller and thinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He ran on, and now at his very feet, right in front of him, the green
+ caterpillars were moving. They were as big as leopards. As he drew nearer
+ they seemed to make way for him, and to gather themselves into groups
+ under the thick stems of the mushrooms. He walked along the pathway they
+ made for him, under the shadow of the broad, sunshade-like roofs of these
+ gigantic growths. It was almost dark now, yet he had no doubt or
+ difficulty as to finding his way. He was making for the green plain
+ beyond. The ground was dense with caterpillars; they were as plentiful as
+ ants in an ant&rsquo;s nest, and yet they never seemed to interfere with each
+ other or with him; they instinctively made way for him, nor did they
+ appear to notice him in any way. He felt neither surprise nor wonder at
+ their presence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It grew quite dark; the only lights which were in this world came from the
+ twinkling eyes of the moving figures, which shone like little stars. The
+ night was no whit cooler than the day. The atmosphere was as steamy, as
+ dense and as aromatic as before. He walked on and on, feeling no trace of
+ fatigue or hunger, and every now and then he said to himself: &ldquo;I shall be
+ there in time.&rdquo; The plain was flat and level, and covered the whole way
+ with the mushrooms, whose roofs met and shut out from him the sight of the
+ dark sky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last he came to the end of the plain of mushrooms and reached the high
+ green stalks he had been making for. Beyond the dark clouds a silver
+ glimmer had begun once more to show itself. &ldquo;I am just in time,&rdquo; he said
+ to himself, &ldquo;the night is over, the sun is rising.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that moment there was a great whirr in the air, and from out of the
+ green stalks rose a flight of millions and millions of enormous
+ broad-winged butterflies of every hue and description&mdash;silver, gold,
+ purple, brown and blue. Some with dark and velvety wings like the Purple
+ Emperor, or the Red Admiral, others diaphanous and iridescent as
+ dragon-flies. Others again like vast soft and silvery moths. They rose
+ from every part of that green plain of stalks, they filled the sky, and
+ then soared upwards and disappeared into the silvery cloudland.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fletcher was about to leap forward when he heard a voice in his ear saying&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you 6493 Victoria? You are talking to the Home Office.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ As soon as Fletcher heard the voice of the office messenger through the
+ telephone he instantly realised his surroundings, and the strange
+ experience he had just gone through, which had seemed so long and which in
+ reality had been so brief, left little more impression on him than that
+ which remains with a man who has been immersed in a brown study or who has
+ been staring at something, say a poster in the street, and has not noticed
+ the passage of time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day he returned to his work at the office, and his fellow-clerks,
+ during the whole of the next week, noticed that he was more zealous and
+ more painstaking than ever. On the other hand, his periodical fits of
+ abstraction grew more frequent and more pronounced. On one occasion he
+ took a paper to the head of the department for signature, and after it had
+ been signed, instead of removing it from the table, he remained staring in
+ front of him, and it was not until the head of the department had called
+ him three times loudly by name that he took any notice and regained
+ possession of his faculties. As these fits of absent-mindedness grew to be
+ somewhat severely commented on, he consulted a doctor, who told him that
+ what he needed was change of air, and advised him to spend his Sundays at
+ Brighton or at some other bracing and exhilarating spot. Fletcher did not
+ take the doctor&rsquo;s advice, but continued spending his spare time as he did
+ before, that is to say, in going to some big junction and watching the
+ express trains go by all day long.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One day while he was thus employed&mdash;it was Sunday, in August of 19&mdash;,
+ when the Egyptian Exhibition was attracting great crowds of visitors&mdash;and
+ sitting, as was his habit, on a bench on the centre platform of Slough
+ Station, he noticed an Indian pacing up and down the platform, who every
+ now and then stopped and regarded him with peculiar interest, hesitating
+ as though he wished to speak to him. Presently the Indian came and sat
+ down on the same bench, and after having sat there in silence for some
+ minutes he at last made a remark about the heat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Fletcher, &ldquo;it is trying, especially for people like myself,
+ who have to remain in London during these months.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are in an office, no doubt,&rdquo; said the Indian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Fletcher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you are no doubt hard worked.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Our hours are not long,&rdquo; Fletcher replied, &ldquo;and I should not complain of
+ overwork if I did not happen to suffer from&mdash;well, I don&rsquo;t know what
+ it is, but I suppose they would call it nerves.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the Indian, &ldquo;I could see that by your eyes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am a prey to sudden fits of abstraction,&rdquo; said Fletcher, &ldquo;they are
+ growing upon me. Sometimes in the office I forget where I am altogether
+ for a space of about two or three minutes; people are beginning to notice
+ it and to talk about it. I have been to a doctor, and he said I needed
+ change of air. I shall have my leave in about a month&rsquo;s time, and then
+ perhaps I shall get some change of air, but I doubt if it will do me any
+ good. But these fits are annoying, and once something quite uncanny seemed
+ to happen to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Indian showed great interest and asked for further details concerning
+ this strange experience, and Fletcher told him all that he could recall&mdash;for
+ the memory of it was already dimmed&mdash;of what had happened when he had
+ telephoned that night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Indian was thoughtful for a while after hearing this tale. At last he
+ said: &ldquo;I am not a doctor, I am not even what you call a quack doctor&mdash;I
+ am a mere conjurer, and I gain my living by conjuring tricks and
+ fortune-telling at the Exhibition which is going on in London. But
+ although I am a poor man and an ignorant man, I have an inkling, a few
+ sparks in me of ancient knowledge, and I know what is the matter with
+ you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; asked Fletcher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have the power, or something has the power,&rdquo; said the Indian, &ldquo;of
+ detaching you from your actual body, and your astral body has been into
+ another planet. By your description I think it must be the planet Venus.
+ It may happen to you again, and for a longer period&mdash;for a very much
+ longer period.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is there anything I can do to prevent it?&rdquo; asked Fletcher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; said the Indian. &ldquo;You can try change of air if you like, but,&rdquo;
+ he said with a smile, &ldquo;I do not think it will do you much good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that moment a train came in, and the Indian said good-bye and jumped
+ into it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the next day, which was Monday, when Fletcher got to the office it was
+ necessary for him to use the telephone with regard to some business. No
+ sooner had he taken the receiver off the telephone than he vividly
+ recalled the minute details of the evening he had telephoned, when the
+ strange experience had come to him. The advertisement of Venus Soap that
+ had hung in the telephone box in his house appeared distinctly before him,
+ and as he thought of that he once more experienced a falling sensation
+ which lasted only a fraction of a second, and rubbing his eyes he awoke to
+ find himself in the tepid atmosphere of a green and humid world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This time he was not near the wood, but on the sea-shore. In front of him
+ was a grey sea, smooth as oil and clouded with steaming vapours, and
+ behind him the wide green plain stretched into a cloudy distance. He could
+ discern, faint on the far-off horizon, the shadowy forms of the gigantic
+ mushrooms which he knew, and on the level plain which reached the sea
+ beach, but not so far off as the mushrooms, he could plainly see the huge
+ green caterpillars moving slowly and lazily in an endless herd. The sea
+ was breaking on the sand with a faint moan. But almost at once he became
+ aware of another sound, which came he knew not whence, and which was
+ familiar to him. It was a low whistling noise, and it seemed to come from
+ the sky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At that moment Fletcher was seized by an unaccountable panic. He was
+ afraid of something; he did not know what it was, but he knew, he felt
+ absolutely certain, that some danger, no vague calamity, no distant
+ misfortune, but some definite physical danger was hanging over him and
+ quite close to him&mdash;something from which it would be necessary to run
+ away, and to run fast in order to save his life. And yet there was no sign
+ of danger visible, for in front of him was the motionless oily sea, and
+ behind him was the empty and silent plain. It was then he noticed that the
+ caterpillars were fast disappearing, as if into the earth: he was too far
+ off to make out how.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He began to run along the coast. He ran as fast as he could, but he dared
+ not look round. He ran back from the coast to the plain, from which a
+ white mist was rising. By this time every single caterpillar had
+ disappeared. The whistling noise continued and grew louder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last he reached the wood and bounded on, trampling down long trailing
+ grasses and tangled weeds through the thick, muggy gloom of those endless
+ aisles of jungle. He came to a somewhat open space where there was the
+ trunk of a tree larger than the others; it stood by itself and disappeared
+ into the tangle of creepers above. He thought he would climb the tree, but
+ the trunk was too wide, and his efforts failed. He stood by the tree
+ trembling and panting with fear. He could not hear a sound, but he felt
+ that the danger, whatever it was, was at hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It grew darker and darker. It was night in the forest. He stood paralysed
+ with terror; he felt as though bound hand and foot, but there was nothing
+ to be done except to wait until his invisible enemy should choose to
+ inflict his will on him and achieve his doom. And yet the agony of this
+ suspense was so terrible that he felt that if it lasted much longer
+ something must inevitably break inside him . . . and just as he was
+ thinking that eternity could not be so long as the moments he was passing
+ through, a blessed unconsciousness came over him. He woke from this state
+ to find himself face to face with one of the office messengers, who said
+ to him that he had been given his number two or three times but had taken
+ no notice of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fletcher executed his commission and then went upstairs to his office. His
+ fellow-clerks at once asked what had happened to him, for he was looking
+ white. He said that he had a headache and was not feeling quite himself,
+ but made no further explanations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This last experience changed the whole tenor of his life. When fits of
+ abstraction had occurred to him before he had not troubled about them, and
+ after his first strange experience he had felt only vaguely interested;
+ but now it was a different matter. He was consumed with dread lest the
+ thing should occur again. He did not want to get back to that green world
+ and that oily sea; he did not want to hear the whistling noise, and to be
+ pursued by an invisible enemy. So much did the dread of this weigh on him
+ that he refused to go to the telephone lest the act of telephoning should
+ set alight in his mind the train of associations and bring his thoughts
+ back to his dreadful experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shortly after this he went for leave, and following the doctor&rsquo;s advice he
+ spent it by the sea. During all this time he was perfectly well, and was
+ not once troubled by his curious fits. He returned to London in the autumn
+ refreshed and well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the first day that he went to the office a friend of his telephoned to
+ him. When he was told that the line was being held for him he hesitated,
+ but at last he went down to the telephone office.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He remained away twenty minutes. Finally his prolonged absence was
+ noticed, and he was sent for. He was found in the telephone room stiff and
+ unconscious, having fallen forward on the telephone desk. His face was
+ quite white, and his eyes wide open and glazed with an expression of
+ piteous and harrowing terror. When they tried to revive him their efforts
+ were in vain. A doctor was sent for, and he said that Fletcher had died of
+ heart disease.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE FIRE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Before the bell had time to sound the alarm a huge pillar of smoke and
+ flame, leaping high in the breathless August night, told the whole village
+ the news of the fire. Men, women, and children hurried to the burning
+ place. The firemen galloped down the rutty road with their barrels of
+ water and hand-pumps, yelling. The bell rang, with hurried, throbbing
+ beats. The fire, which was further off than it seemed to be at first
+ sight, was in the middle of the village. Two houses were burning&mdash;a
+ house built of bricks and a wooden cottage. The flame was prodigious: it
+ soared into the sky like the eruption of a volcano, and the wooden
+ cottage, with its flat logs and blazing roof, looked like a sacrificial
+ pyre consuming the body of some warrior or Viking. In the light of the
+ flames the soft sky, which was starless and flooded with stillness by the
+ large full moon, had turned from blue to green. A dense crowd had gathered
+ round the burning houses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The firemen, working like bees, were doing what they could to extinguish
+ the flames and to prevent the fire spreading. Volunteers from the crowd
+ helped them. One man climbed up on the edge of the wooden house, where the
+ flames had been overcome, and shovelled earth from the roof on the little
+ flames, which were leaping like earth spirits from the ground. His wife
+ stood below and called on him in forcible language to descend from such a
+ dangerous place. The crowd jeered at her fears, and she spoke her mind to
+ them in frank and unvarnished terms. It was St. John the Baptist&rsquo;s Day.
+ Some of the men had been celebrating the feast by drinking. One of them,
+ out of the fulness of his heart, cried out: &ldquo;Oh, how happy I am! I&rsquo;m
+ drunk, and there&rsquo;s a fire, and all at the same time!&rdquo; But most of the
+ crowd&mdash;they looked like black shadows against the glare&mdash;looked
+ on quietly, every now and then making comments on the situation. One of
+ the peasants tried to knock down the burning house with an axe. He failed.
+ Someone not far off was playing an accordion and singing a monotonous
+ rhythmical song.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Amidst the shifting crowd of shadows I noticed a strange figure, who
+ beckoned to me. &ldquo;I see you are short-sighted,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;let me lend you a
+ glass.&rdquo; His voice sounded thin and distant, and he handed me a piece of
+ glass which seemed to be more opaque than transparent. I looked through it
+ and I noticed a difference in things:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cottages had disappeared; in their place were great high buildings
+ with lofty porticos, broad columns and carved friezes, but flames were
+ leaping round them, intenser and greater than before, and the noise of the
+ fire had increased. In front of me was an open court, in the centre of
+ which was an altar, and to the right of this altar stood an old bay-tree.
+ An old man and a grey-haired woman were clinging to this altar; it was
+ drenched with blood, and on the steps of it lay several bodies of young
+ men clothed in armour, but squalid with dust and blood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had scarcely become aware of the scene before a great cloud of smoke
+ passed through the court, and when it rose I saw there had been another
+ change: in that few moments&rsquo; space the fire seemed to have wrought
+ incredible havoc. Nothing was left of all the tall pillared buildings, the
+ friezes and the porticos, the altar, the bay-tree and the bodies&mdash;nothing
+ but the pile of logs which vomited a rolling cloud of flame and smoke into
+ the sky. The moon was still shining calmly, and the sky was softer and
+ greener. On the ground there were hundreds of dead and dying men; the
+ dying were groaning in their agony. Far away on the horizon there was a
+ thin line of light, a faint trembling thread as though of foam, and I
+ seemed to hear the moaning of the sea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All at once a woman walked in front of the burning pile. She was tall, and
+ silken folds clothed the perfect lines of her body and fell straight to
+ the ground. She walked royally, and when she moved her gestures were like
+ the rhythm of majestic music. The firelight shone on her hair, which was
+ bound with a narrow golden band. Her hair was like a cloud of spun
+ sunshine, and it seemed brighter than the flames. She was walking with
+ downcast eyes, but presently she looked up. Her face was calm, and
+ faultless as skilfully-hewn marble, and it seemed to be made of some
+ substance different from the clay which goes to the making of men and
+ women. It was not an angel&rsquo;s face; it was not a divine face; neither was
+ it a wicked face, nor had it anything cruel, nor anything of the siren or
+ the witch. Love and pleasure seemed to have moulded the flower-like lips;
+ but an infinite carelessness shone in the still blue eyes. They seemed
+ like two seas that had never known what winds and tempests mean, but which
+ bask for ever under unruffled skies lulled by a slumber-scented breeze.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She looked up at the fire and smiled, and at that smile one thought the
+ heavens must open and the stars break into song, so marvellous was its
+ loveliness, so infinitely radiant the glory of it. She was a woman, and
+ yet more than a woman, a creature of the earth, yet fashioned of pearls
+ and dew and the petals of flowers: delicate as a gossamer, and yet radiant
+ with the flush of life, soft as the twilight, and glowing with the blood
+ of the ruby; and, above all things, serene, calm, aloof, and unruffled
+ like the silver moon. When the dying men saw her smile they raised their
+ eyes towards her, and one could see that there shone in them a strange and
+ wonderful happiness. And when they had looked they fell back and died.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then a cloud of smoke blinded me. When it rose the full moon was still
+ shining in a sky even bluer and softer than it had yet been. The fire was
+ further off, but it had spread. The whole village was on fire; but the
+ village had grown; it seemed endless, and covered several hills. Right in
+ front of me was a grove of cypresses, dark against the intense glow of the
+ flames, which leapt all round in the distance: a huge circle of light, a
+ chain of fiery tongues and dancing lightnings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were on the top of a hill, and we looked down into a place where tall
+ buildings and temples stood, where the fire had not penetrated. This place
+ was crowded with men, women and children. It was the same shifting crowd
+ of shadows: some shouting, some gesticulating, some looking on
+ indifferent. And straight in front of me was a short, dark, and rather fat
+ man with a low forehead, deep-set eyes, and a heavy jaw. He was crowned
+ with a golden wreath, and he was twanging a kind of harp. In the distance
+ suddenly the cypress trees became alive with huge flaring torches, which
+ lit the garden like Bengal lights. The man threw down his harp and clapped
+ his hands in ecstasy at the bright fireworks. Again a cloud of smoke
+ obscured everything.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When it lifted I was in the village once more, and once more it was
+ different. It was on fire, and it seemed infinitely larger and more
+ straggling than when I had arrived. The moon was still in the sky, but the
+ air had a chilly touch. Instead of one church there was an infinite number
+ of churches, for in the glare countless minarets and small cupolas were
+ visible. There was no crowd, no voices, and no shouting; only a long line
+ of low, blazing wooden houses. The place was deserted and silent save for
+ the crackling blaze. Then down the street a short, fat man on horseback
+ rode towards us. He was riding a white horse. He wore a grey overcoat and
+ a cocked hat. I became aware of a rhythmical tramping: a noise of hundreds
+ and hundreds of hoofs, a champing of bits, and the tramp of innumerable
+ feet and the rumble of guns. In the distance there was a hill with
+ crenelated battlements round it; it was crowned with the domes and
+ minarets of several churches, taller and greater than all the other
+ churches in sight. These minarets shone out clean-cut and distinct against
+ the ruddy sky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The short man on horseback looked back for a moment at this hill. He took
+ a pinch of snuff.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0021" id="link2H_4_0021">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE CONQUEROR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ When the ancient gods were turned out of Olympus, and the groan of dying
+ Pan shook the world like an earthquake, none of the fallen deities was so
+ disconsolate as Proserpine. She wandered across the world, assuming now
+ this shape and now that, but nowhere could she find a resting-place or a
+ home. In the Southern country which she regarded as her own, whatever
+ shape or disguise she assumed, whether that of a gleaner or of an old
+ woman begging for alms, the country people would scent something uncanny
+ about her and chase her from the place. Thus it was that she left the
+ Southern country, which she loved; she said farewell to the azure skies,
+ the hills covered with corn and fringed everywhere with rose bushes, the
+ white oxen, the cypress, the olive, the vine, the croaking frogs, and the
+ million fireflies; and she sought the green pastures and the woods of a
+ Northern country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One evening, not long after her arrival (it was Midsummer Eve), as she was
+ wandering in a thick wood, she noticed that the trees and the under-growth
+ were twinkling with a myriad soft flames which reminded her of the
+ fireflies of her own country, and presently she perceived that these
+ flames were stars which, soft as dew and bright as moonbeams, formed the
+ diadems crowning the hair of unearthly shapes. These shapes were like
+ those of men and maidens, transfigured and rendered strange and delicate,
+ as light as foam, and radiant as dragonflies hovering over a pool. They
+ were rimmed with rainbow-coloured films, and sometimes they flew and
+ sometimes they danced, but they rarely seemed to touch the ground. And as
+ Proserpine approached them, in the sad majesty of her fallen divinity,
+ they gathered round her in a circle and bowed down before her. And one of
+ them, taller than the rest, advanced towards her and said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We are the Fairies, and for a long time we have been mournful, for we
+ have lost our Queen, our beautiful Queen. She loved a mortal, and on this
+ account she was banished from Fairyland, nor may she ever revisit the
+ haunt and the kingdom that were hers. But Merlin, the oldest and the
+ wisest of the wizards, told us we should find another Queen, and that we
+ should know her by the poppies in her hair, the whiteness of her brow, and
+ the stillness of her eyes, and with or without such tokens we should know,
+ as soon as we set eyes on her, that it was she and no other who was to be
+ our Queen. And now we know that it was you and no other. Therefore shall
+ you be our Queen and rule over us until he comes who, Merlin said, shall
+ conquer your kingdom and deliver its secrets to the mortal world. Then
+ shall you abandon the kingdom of the Fairies&mdash;the everlasting Limbo
+ shall receive you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ It was one summer&rsquo;s day a long time ago, many and many years after
+ Proserpine had become Queen of the Fairies, that a butcher&rsquo;s apprentice
+ called William was enjoying a holiday, and strolling in the woods with no
+ other purpose than to stroll and enjoy the fresh air and the cool leaves
+ and the song of the birds. William loved the sights and sounds of the
+ country; unlike many boys of his age, he was not deeply versed in the
+ habits of birds and beasts, but devoted his spare time to reading such
+ books as he could borrow from the village schoolmaster whose school he had
+ lately left to go into trade, or to taking part in the games of his
+ companions, for he loved human fellowship and the talk and laughter of his
+ fellow-creatures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day was hot&mdash;it was Midsummer Day&mdash;and William, having
+ stumbled on a convenient mound, fell asleep. And he dreamt a curious
+ dream. He thought he saw a beautiful maiden walking towards him. She was
+ tall, and clothed in dark draperies, and her hair was bound with a coronal
+ of scarlet flowers, her face was pale and lustrous, and he could not see
+ her eyes because they were veiled. She approached him and said:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are he who has been chosen to try to conquer my kingdom, which is
+ faery, and to possess it: if, indeed, you are able to endure the fierce
+ ordeal and to perform the three dreadful tasks which have been appointed.
+ If he who sets out to conquer my kingdom should fail in any one of the
+ three tasks he dies, and the world hears of him no more. Many have tried
+ and failed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And William said he would try with all his might to conquer the faery
+ kingdom, and he asked what the three tasks might be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The maiden, who was none other than Proserpine, Queen of the Fairies, told
+ him that the first task was to pluck the crystal apple from the laughing
+ tree, and second to pluck the blood-red rose from the fiery rose tree, and
+ the third to cull the white poppy from the quiet fields. William asked her
+ how he was to set about these tasks. Proserpine told him that he had but
+ to accept the quest and all would be made clear. So he accepted the quest
+ without further talk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Immediately Proserpine vanished, and William found himself in a large
+ green garden of fruit trees, and in the distance he heard the noise of
+ rippling laughter. He walked along many paths to the place whence he
+ thought the laughter came, until he found a large fruit tree which grew by
+ itself. It was laden with fruit, and from one of its boughs hung a crystal
+ apple which shone with all the colours of the rainbow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the tree was guarded by a hideous old hag, covered with sores and
+ leprous scales, loathsome to behold. And a laughing voice came from the
+ tree saying: &ldquo;He who would pluck the crystal apple must embrace its
+ guardian.&rdquo; And William looked at her and felt no loathing but rather a
+ deep pity, so that tears welled in his eyes and dropped on her, and he
+ took her face in his hands to embrace her, and as he did so she changed
+ into a beautiful maiden with veiled eyes, who plucked the crystal apple
+ from the tree and gave it to him and vanished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the garden changed its semblance, and all around him there seemed to
+ be a hedge of smoking thorns and before him a fiery tree on which
+ blood-red roses shone like rubies. The tree was guarded by a maiden with
+ long grey eyes and flowing hair, and of spun moonshine, beautiful
+ exceedingly, and a moaning voice came from the tree, saying: &ldquo;He who would
+ pluck the rose must slay its guardian.&rdquo; On the grass beneath the tree lay
+ an unsheathed sword. William took the sword in his hands, but the maiden
+ looked at him piteously and wept, so that he hesitated; then, hardening
+ himself, he plunged the sword into her heart and a great moan was heard,
+ and the fire disappeared, and only a withered rose-tree stood before him.
+ Then he heard the voice say that he must pierce his own heart with a thorn
+ from the tree and let the blood fall upon its roots. This he did, and as
+ he did so he felt the sharpness of Death, as though the last dreadful
+ moment had come; but as the drops of blood fell on the roots the beautiful
+ maiden with veiled eyes, whom he had seen before stood before him and gave
+ him the blood-red rose, and she touched his wound and straightway it was
+ healed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the garden vanished altogether, and he stood before a dark porch and
+ a gate beyond which he caught a pale glimmer. And by the porch stood a
+ terrible shape: a hooded skeleton bearing a scythe, with white sockets of
+ fire which had no eyes in them but which were so terrible that no mortal
+ could look on them and live. And here he heard a voice saying: &ldquo;He who
+ would cull the white poppy must look into the eyes of its guardian and
+ take the scythe from the bony hands.&rdquo; And William seized the scythe and an
+ icy darkness descended upon him, and he felt dizzy and faint; yet he
+ persisted and wrestled with the skeleton, although the darkness seemed to
+ be overwhelming him. He tore the hood from the bony head and looked boldly
+ into the fiery sockets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then with a crash of thunder the skeleton vanished, and the maiden with
+ veiled eyes led him through the gate into the quiet fields, and there he
+ culled the white poppy. Then the maiden turned to him and unveiled
+ herself, and it was Proserpine, the Queen of the Fairies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have conquered,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;and the faery kingdom is yours for ever,
+ and you shall visit it and dwell in it whenever you desire, and reveal its
+ sounds and its sights to the mortals of the world: and in my kingdom you
+ shall see, as though in a mirror, the pageant of mankind, the scroll of
+ history, and the story of man which is writ in brave, golden and glowing
+ letters, of blood and tears and fire. And there is nothing in the soul of
+ man that shall be hid from you; and you shall speak the secrets of my
+ kingdom to mortal men with a voice of gold and of honey. And when you grow
+ weary of life you shall withdraw for ever into the island of faery voices
+ which lies in the heart of my kingdom. And as for me I go to the
+ everlasting Limbo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then Proserpine vanished, and William awoke from his dream, and went home
+ to his butcher&rsquo;s shop.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Soon after this he left his native village and went to London, where he
+ became well known; although how his surname shall be spelt is a matter of
+ dispute, some spelling it Shakespeare, some Shakespere, and some Shaksper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0022" id="link2H_4_0022">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE IKON
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Ferroll was an intellectual, and he prided himself on the fact. At
+ Cambridge he had narrowly missed being a Senior Wrangler, and his
+ principal study there had been Lunar Theory. But when he went down from
+ Cambridge for good, being a man of some means, he travelled. For a year he
+ was an honorary Attache at one of the big Embassies. He finally settled in
+ London with a vague idea of some day writing a <i>magnum opus</i> about
+ the stupidity of mankind; for he had come to the conclusion by the age of
+ twenty-five that all men were stupid, irreclaimably, irredeemably stupid;
+ that everything was wrong; that all literature was really bad, all art
+ much overrated, and all music tedious in the long run.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The years slipped by and he never began his <i>magnum opus</i>; he joined
+ a literary club instead and discussed the current topic of the day.
+ Sometimes he wrote a short article; never in the daily Press, which he
+ despised, nor in the reviews (for he never wrote anything as long as a
+ magazine article), but in a literary weekly he would express in weary and
+ polished phrases the unemphatic boredom or the mitigated approval with
+ which the works of his fellow-men inspired him. He was the kind of man who
+ had nothing in him you could positively dislike, but to whom you could not
+ talk for five minutes without having a vague sensation of blight. Things
+ seemed to shrivel up in his presence as though they had been touched by an
+ insidious east wind, a subtle frost, a secret chill. He never praised
+ anything, though he sometimes condescended to approve. The faint puffs of
+ blame in which he more generally indulged were never sharp or heavy, but
+ were like the smoke rings of a cigarette which a man indolently smoking
+ blows from time to time up to the ceiling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He lived in rooms in the Temple. They were comfortably, not luxuriously
+ furnished; a great many French books&mdash;French was the only modern
+ language worth reading he used to say&mdash;a few modern German etchings,
+ a low Turkish divan, and some Egyptian antiquities, made up the furniture
+ of his two sitting-rooms. Above all things he despised Greek art; it was,
+ he said decadent. The Egyptians and the Germans were, in his opinion, the
+ only people who knew anything about the plastic arts, whereas the only
+ music he could endure was that of the modern French School. Over his
+ chimney-piece there was a large German landscape in oils, called &ldquo;Im
+ Walde&rdquo;; it represented a wood at twilight in the autumn, and if you looked
+ at it carefully and for a long time you saw that the objects depicted were
+ meant to be trees from which the leaves were falling; but if you looked at
+ the picture carelessly and from a distance, it looked like a man-of-war on
+ a rough sea, for which it was frequently taken, much to Ferrol&rsquo;s
+ annoyance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One day an artist friend of his presented him with a small Chinese god
+ made of crystal; he put this on his chimney-piece. It was on the evening
+ of the day on which he received this gift that he dined, together with a
+ friend named Sledge who had travelled much in Eastern countries, at his
+ club. After dinner they went to Ferrol&rsquo;s rooms to smoke and to talk. He
+ wanted to show Sledge his antiquities, which consisted of three large
+ Egyptian statuettes, a small green Egyptian god, and the Chinese idol
+ which he had lately been given. Sledge, who was a middle-aged, bearded
+ man, frank and unconventional, examined the antiquities with care,
+ pronounced them to be genuine, and singled out for special praise the
+ crystal god.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your things are very good,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;very good. But don&rsquo;t you really
+ mind having all these things about you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why should I mind?&rdquo; asked Ferrol.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, you have travelled a good deal, haven&rsquo;t you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Ferrol, &ldquo;I have travelled; I have been as far east as
+ Nijni-Novgorod to see the Fair, and as far west as Lisbon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I suppose,&rdquo; said Sledge, &ldquo;you were a long time in Greece and Italy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Ferrol, &ldquo;I have never been to Greece. Greek art distresses me.
+ All classical art is a mistake and a superstition.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Talking of superstition,&rdquo; said Sledge, &ldquo;you have never been to the Far
+ East, have you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; Ferrol answered, &ldquo;Egypt is Eastern enough for me, and cannot be
+ bettered.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Sledge, &ldquo;I have been in the Far East. I have lived there many
+ years. I am not a superstitious man; but there is one thing I would not do
+ in any circumstances whatsoever, and that is to keep in my sitting-room
+ the things you have got there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But why?&rdquo; asked Ferrol.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Sledge, &ldquo;nearly all of them have come from the tombs of the
+ dead, and some of them are gods. Such things may have attached to them
+ heaven knows what spooks and spirits.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ferrol shut his eyes and smiled, a faint, seraphic smile. &ldquo;My dear boy,&rdquo;
+ he said, &ldquo;you forget. This is the Twentieth Century.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And you,&rdquo; answered Sledge, &ldquo;forget that the things you have here were
+ made before the Twentieth Century. B.C.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t seriously mean,&rdquo; said Ferrol, &ldquo;that you attach any importance
+ to these&mdash;&rdquo; he hesitated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Children&rsquo;s stories?&rdquo; suggested Sledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ferrol nodded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have lived long enough in the East,&rdquo; said Sledge, &ldquo;to know that the
+ sooner you learn to believe children&rsquo;s stories the better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am afraid, then,&rdquo; said Ferrol, with civil tolerance, &ldquo;that our points
+ of view are too different for us to discuss the matter.&rdquo; And they talked
+ of other things until late into the night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just as Sledge was leaving Ferrol&rsquo;s rooms and had said &ldquo;Good-night,&rdquo; he
+ paused by the chimney-piece, and, pointing to the tiny Ikon which was
+ lying on it, asked: &ldquo;What is that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, that&rsquo;s nothing,&rdquo; said Ferrol, &ldquo;only a small Ikon I bought for
+ twopence at the Fair of Nijni-Novgorod.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sledge said &ldquo;Good-night&rdquo; again, but when he was on the stairs he called
+ back: &ldquo;In any case remember one thing, that East is East and West is West.
+ Don&rsquo;t mix your deities.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ferrol had not the slightest idea what he was alluding to, nor did he
+ care. He dismissed the matter from his mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day he spent in the country, returning to London late in the
+ evening. As he entered his rooms the first thing which met his eye was
+ that his great picture, &ldquo;Im Walde,&rdquo; which he considered to be one of the
+ few products of modern art that a man who respected himself could look at
+ without positive pain in the eyes, had fallen from its place over the
+ chimney-piece to the floor in front of the fender, and the glass was
+ shattered into a thousand fragments. He was much vexed. He sought the
+ cause of the accident. The nail was a strong one, and it was still in its
+ place. The picture had been hung by a wire; the wire seemed strong also
+ and was not broken. He concluded that the picture must have been badly
+ balanced and that a sudden shock such a door banging had thrown it over.
+ He had no servant in his rooms, and when he had gone out that morning he
+ had locked the door, so no one could have entered his rooms during his
+ absence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Next morning he sent for a framemaker and told him to mend the frame as
+ soon as possible, to make the wire strong, and to see that the picture was
+ firmly fixed on the wall. In two or three days&rsquo; time the picture returned
+ and was once more hung on the wall over the chimney-piece immediately
+ above the little crystal Chinese god. Ferrol supervised the hanging of the
+ picture in person. He saw that the nail was strong, and firmly fixed in
+ the wall; he took care that the wire left nothing to be desired and was
+ properly attached to the rings of the picture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The picture was hung early one morning. That day he went to play golf. He
+ returned at five o&rsquo;clock, and again the first thing which met his eye was
+ the picture. It had again fallen down, and this time it had brought with
+ it in its fall the small Chinese god, which was broken in two. The glass
+ had again been shattered to bits, and the picture itself was somewhat
+ damaged. Everything else on the chimney-piece, that is to say, a few
+ matchboxes and two candle-sticks, had also been thrown to the ground&mdash;everything
+ with the exception of the little Ikon he had bought at Nijni-Novgorod, a
+ small object about two inches square on which two Saints were pictured.
+ This still rested in its place against the wall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ferrol investigated the disaster. The nail was in its place in the wall;
+ the wire at the back of the picture was not broken or damaged in any way.
+ The accident seemed to him quite inexplicable. He was greatly annoyed. The
+ Chinese god was a valuable thing. He stood in front of the chimney-piece
+ contemplating the damage with a sense of great irritation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To think that everything should have been broken except this beastly
+ little Ikon!&rdquo; he said to himself. &ldquo;I wonder whether that was what Sledge
+ meant when he said I should not mix my deities.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Next morning he sent again for the framemaker, and abused him roundly. The
+ framemaker said he could not understand how the accident had happened. The
+ nail was an excellent nail, the picture, Mr. Ferrol must admit, had been
+ hung with great care before his very eyes and under his own direct and
+ personal supervision. What more could be done?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It&rsquo;s something to do with the balance,&rdquo; said Ferrol. &ldquo;I told you that
+ before. The picture is half spoiled now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The framemaker said the damage would not show once the glass was repaired,
+ and took the picture away again to mend it. A few days later it was
+ brought back. Two men came to fix it this time; steps were brought and the
+ hanging lasted about twenty minutes. Nails were put under the picture; it
+ was hung by a double wire. All accidents in the future seemed guarded
+ against.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following morning Ferrol telephoned to Sledge and asked him to dine
+ with him. Sledge was engaged to dine out that evening, but said that he
+ would look in at the Temple late after dinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ferrol dined alone at the Club; he reached his rooms about half-past nine;
+ he made up a blazing fire and drew an armchair near it. He lit a
+ cigarette, made some Turkish coffee, and took down a French novel. Every
+ now and then he looked up at his picture. No damage was visible; it
+ looked, he thought, as well as ever. In the place of the Chinese idol he
+ had put his little green Egyptian god on the chimney-piece. The
+ candlesticks and the Ikon were still in their places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;After all,&rdquo; thought Ferrol, &ldquo;I did wrong to have any Chinese art in the
+ place at all. Egyptian things are the only things worth having. It is a
+ lesson to me not to dabble with things out of my period.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After he had read for about a quarter of an hour he fell into a doze.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ Sledge arrived at the rooms about half-past ten, and an ugly sight met his
+ eyes. There had been an accident. The picture over the chimney-piece had
+ fallen down right on Ferrol. His face was badly cut. They put Ferrol to
+ bed, and his wounds were seen to and everything that was necessary was
+ done. A nurse was sent for to look after him, and Sledge decided to stay
+ in the house all night. After all the arrangements had been made, the
+ doctor, before he went away, said to Sledge: &ldquo;He will recover all right,
+ he is not in the slightest danger; but I don&rsquo;t know who is to break the
+ news to him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is that?&rdquo; asked Sledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He will be quite blind,&rdquo; said the doctor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then the doctor went away, and Sledge sat down in front of the fire. The
+ broken glass had been swept up. The picture had been placed on the
+ Oriental divan, and as Sledge looked at the chimney-piece he noticed that
+ the little Ikon was still in its place. Something caught his eye just
+ under the low fender in front of the fireplace. He bent forward and picked
+ up the object.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was Ferrol&rsquo;s green Egyptian god, which had been broken into two pieces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0023" id="link2H_4_0023">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE THIEF
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To Jack Gordon
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Hart Minor and Smith were behind-hand with their sums. It was Hart Minor&rsquo;s
+ first term: Smith had already been one term at school. They were in the
+ fourth division at St. James&rsquo;s. A certain number of sums in short division
+ had to be finished. Hart Minor and Smith got up early to finish these sums
+ before breakfast, which was at half-past seven. Hart Minor divided slowly,
+ and Smith reckoned quickly. Smith finished his sums with ease. When
+ half-past seven struck, Hart Minor had finished four of them and there was
+ still a fifth left: 3888 had to be divided by 36; short division had to be
+ employed. Hart Minor was busily trying to divide 3888 by 4 and by 9; he
+ had got as far as saying, &ldquo;Four&rsquo;s into 38 will go six times and two over;
+ four&rsquo;s into twenty-eight go seven times; four&rsquo;s into eight go twice.&rdquo; He
+ was beginning to divide 672 by 9, an impossible task, when the breakfast
+ bell rang, and Smith said to him: &ldquo;Come on!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said Hart Minor, &ldquo;I haven&rsquo;t finished my sum.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Smith glanced at his page and said: &ldquo;Oh that&rsquo;s all right, don&rsquo;t you see?
+ The answer&rsquo;s 108.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hart Minor wrote down 108 and put a large R next to the sum, which meant
+ Right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys went in to breakfast. After breakfast they returned to the fourth
+ division schoolroom, where they were to be instructed in arithmetic for an
+ hour by Mr. Whitehead. Mr. Whitehead called for the sums. He glanced
+ through Smith&rsquo;s and found them correct, and then through Hart Minor&rsquo;s. His
+ attention was arrested by the last division.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s this?&rdquo; he demanded. &ldquo;Four&rsquo;s into thirty-eight don&rsquo;t go six times.
+ You&rsquo;ve got the right answer and the wrong working. What does this mean?&rdquo;
+ And Mr. Whitehead bit his knuckles savagely. &ldquo;Somebody,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;has
+ been helping you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hart Minor owned that he had received help from Smith. Mr. Whitehead shook
+ him violently, and said, &ldquo;Do you know what this means?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hart Minor had no sort of idea as to the inner significance of his act,
+ except that he had finished his sums.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It means,&rdquo; said Mr. Whitehead, &ldquo;that you&rsquo;re a cheat and a thief: you&rsquo;ve
+ been stealing marks. For the present you can stand on the stool of
+ penitence and I&rsquo;ll see what is to be done with you later.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stool of penitence was a high, three-cornered stool, very narrow at
+ the top. When boys in this division misbehaved themselves they had to
+ stand on it during the rest of the lesson in the middle of the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hart Minor fetched the stool of penitence and climbed up on it. It wobbled
+ horribly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the lesson, which was punctuated throughout by Mr. Whitehead with
+ bitter comments on the enormity of theft, the boys went to chapel. Smith
+ and Hart were in the choir: they wore white surplices which were put on in
+ the vestry. Hart Minor, who knew that he was in for a terrific row of some
+ kind, thought he observed something unusual in the conduct of the masters
+ who were assembled in the vestry. They were all tittering. Mr. Whitehead
+ seemed to be convulsed with uncontrollable laughter. The choir walked up
+ the aisle. Hart Minor noticed that all the boys in the school, and the
+ servants who sat behind them, and the master&rsquo;s wife who sat in front, and
+ the organist who played the harmonium, were all staring at him with
+ unwonted interest; the boys were nudging each other: he could not
+ understand why.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the service, which lasted twenty minutes, was over, and the boys came
+ out of chapel, Hart Minor was the centre of a jeering crowd of boys. He
+ asked Smith what the cause of this was, and Smith confessed to him that
+ before going into chapel Mr. Whitehead had pinned on his back a large
+ sheet of paper with &ldquo;Cheat&rdquo; written on it, and had only removed it just
+ before the procession walked up the aisle, hence the interest aroused.
+ But, contrary to his expectation, nothing further occurred; none of the
+ masters alluded to his misdemeanour, and Hart Minor almost thought that
+ the incident was closed&mdash;almost, and yet really not at all; he tried
+ to delude himself into thinking the affair would blow over, but all the
+ while at the bottom of his heart sat a horrible misgiving.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Every Monday there was in this school what was called &ldquo;reading over.&rdquo; The
+ boys all assembled in the library and the Head Master, standing in front
+ of his tall desk, summoned each division before him in turn. The marks of
+ the week were read out and the boys took places, moving either up or down
+ according to their marks; so that a boy who was at the top of his division
+ one week might find himself at the bottom the next week, and vice versa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the Sunday after the incident recorded, the boys of the fourth division
+ were sitting in their schoolroom before luncheon, in order to write their
+ weekly letter home. This was the rule of the school. Mr. Whitehead sat at
+ his desk and talked in a friendly manner to the boys. He was writing his
+ weekly report in the large black report book that was used for reading
+ over. Mr. Whitehead was talking in a chaffing way as to who was his
+ favourite boy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can tell your people,&rdquo; he said to Hart Minor, &ldquo;that my favourite is
+ old Polly.&rdquo; Polly was Hart Minor&rsquo;s nickname, which was given to him owing
+ to his resemblance to a parrot. Hart Minor was much pleased at this
+ friendly attitude, and began to think that the unpleasant incident of the
+ week had been really forgotten and that the misgiving which haunted him
+ night and day was a foolish delusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We shall soon be writing the half-term reports,&rdquo; said Mr. Whitehead.
+ &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve all been doing well, especially old Polly: you can put that in
+ your letter,&rdquo; he said to Hart Minor. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m very much pleased with you,&rdquo; and
+ he chuckled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On Monday morning at eleven o&rsquo;clock was reading over. When the fourth
+ division were called up, the Head Master paused, looked down the page,
+ then at the boys, then at the book once more; then he frowned. There was a
+ second pause, then he read out in icy tones:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry to say that Smith and Hart Minor have been found guilty of
+ gross dishonesty; they combined&mdash;in fact they entered into a
+ conspiracy, to cheat, to steal marks and obtain by unfair means, a higher
+ place and an advantage which was not due to them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Head Master paused. &ldquo;Hart Minor and Smith,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;go to the
+ bottom of the division. Smith,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m astounded at you. Your
+ conduct in this affair is inexplicable. If it were not for your previous
+ record and good conduct, I should have you severely flogged; and if Hart
+ Minor were not a new boy, I should treat him in the same way and have him
+ turned out of the choir. (The choir had special privileges.) As it is, you
+ shall lose, each of you, 200 marks, and I shall report the whole matter in
+ detail to your parents in your half-term report, and if anything of the
+ sort ever occurs again, you shall be severely punished. You have been
+ guilty of an act for which, were you not schoolboys, but grown up, you
+ would be put in prison. It is this kind of thing that leads people to
+ penal servitude.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the reading over was finished and the lessons that followed
+ immediately on it, and the boys went out to wash their hands for luncheon,
+ the boys of the second division crowded round Hart Minor and asked him how
+ he could have perpetrated such a horrible and daring crime. The matter,
+ however, was soon forgotten by the boys, but Hart Minor had not heard the
+ last of it. On the following Sunday in chapel, at the evening service, the
+ Head Master preached a sermon. He chose as his text &ldquo;Thou shalt not
+ steal!&rdquo; The eyes of the whole school were fixed on Smith and Hart Minor.
+ The Head Master pointed out in his discourse that one might think at first
+ sight that boys at a school might not have the opportunity to violate the
+ tremendous Commandments; but, he said, this was not so. The Commandments
+ were as much a living actuality in school life as they were in the larger
+ world. Coming events cast their shadows before them; the child was the
+ father of the man; what a boy was at school, such would he be in after
+ life. Theft, the boys perhaps thought, was not a sin which immediately
+ concerned them. But there were things which were morally the same if not
+ worse than the actual theft of material and tangible objects&mdash;dishonesty
+ in the matter of marks, for instance, and cheating in order to gain an
+ undue advantage over one&rsquo;s fellow-schoolboys. A boy who was guilty of such
+ an act at school would probably end by being a criminal when he went out
+ into the larger world. The seeds of depravity were already sown; the tree
+ whose early shoots were thus blemished would probably be found to be
+ rotten when it grew up; and for such trees and for such noxious growths
+ there could only be one fate&mdash;to be cut down and cast into the
+ unquenchable fire!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Hart Minor&rsquo;s half-term report, which was sent home to his parents, it
+ was stated that he had been found guilty of the meanest and grossest
+ dishonesty, and that should it occur again he would be first punished and
+ finally expelled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0024" id="link2H_4_0024">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE STAR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ He had long ago retired from public life, and in his Tuscan villa, where
+ he now lived quite alone, seldom seeing his friends, he never regretted
+ the strenuous days of his activity. He had done his work well; he had been
+ more than a competent public servant; as Pro-Consul he proved a pillar of
+ strength to the State, a man whose name at one time was on men&rsquo;s lips as
+ having left plenty where he had found dearth, and order and justice where
+ corruption, oppression, and anarchy, had once run riot. His retirement had
+ been somewhat of a surprise to his friends, for although he was ripe in
+ years, his mental powers were undiminished and his body was active and
+ vigorous. But his withdrawal from public life was due not so much to
+ fatigue or to a longing for leisure as to a lack of sympathy, which he
+ felt to be growing stronger and stronger as the years went by, with the
+ manners and customs, the mode of thought, and the manner of living of the
+ new world and the new generation which was growing up around him. Nurtured
+ as he had been in the old school and the strong traditions which taught an
+ austere simplicity of life, a contempt for luxury and show, he was
+ bewildered and saddened by the rapid growth of riches, the shameless
+ worship of wealth, the unrestrained passion for amusement at all costs,
+ the thirst for new sensations, and the ostentatious airs of the youth of
+ the day, who seemed to be born disillusioned and whose palates were jaded
+ before they knew the taste of food. He found much to console him in
+ literature, not only in the literature of the past but in the literature
+ of his day, but here again he was beset with misgivings and haunted by
+ forebodings. He felt that the State had reached its zenith both in
+ material prosperity and intellectual achievement, and that all the future
+ held in reserve was decline and decay. This thought was ever present with
+ him; in the vast extension of empire he foresaw the inevitable
+ disintegration, and he wondered in a melancholy fashion what would be the
+ fate of mankind when the Empire, dismembered and rotten, should become the
+ prey of the Barbarians.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was in the winter of the second year after his retirement that his
+ melancholy increased to a pitch of almost intolerable heaviness. That
+ winter was an extraordinarily mild one, and even during the coldest month
+ he strolled every evening after he had supped on the terrace walk which
+ was before the portico. He was strolling one night on the terrace
+ pondering on the fate of mankind, and more especially on the life&mdash;if
+ there was such a thing&mdash;beyond the grave. He was not a superstitious
+ man, but, saturated with tradition, he was a scrupulous observer of
+ religious feast, custom, and ritual. He had lately been disturbed by what
+ he considered to be an ill-favoured omen. One night&mdash;it was twelve
+ nights ago he reckoned&mdash;the statues of Pan and Apollo, standing in
+ his dining-room, which was at the end of the portico, had fallen to the
+ ground without any apparent cause and had been shattered into fragments.
+ And it had seemed to him that the crash of this accident was immediately
+ followed by a low and prolonged wail, which appeared to come from nowhere
+ in particular and yet to fill the world; the noise of the moan had seemed
+ to be quite close to him, and as it died away its echo had seemed to be
+ miles and miles distant. He thought it had been a hallucination, but that
+ same night a still stranger thing happened. After the accident, which had
+ wakened the whole household, he had been unable to go to sleep again and
+ he had gone from his sleeping chamber into an adjoining room, and,
+ lighting a lamp, had taken down and read out of the &ldquo;Iliad&rdquo; of Homer.
+ After he had been reading for about half an hour he heard a voice calling
+ him very distinctly by his name, but as soon as the sound had ceased he
+ was not quite certain whether he had heard it or not. At that moment one
+ of his slaves, who had been born in the East, entered the room and asked
+ him what he required, saying that he had heard his master calling loudly.
+ What these signs and portents signified he had no idea; perhaps, he mused,
+ they mean my own death, which is of no consequence; or perhaps&mdash;which
+ may the Fates forfend&mdash;some disaster to an absent friend or even to
+ the State. But so far&mdash;and twelve days had passed since he had seen
+ these strange manifestations&mdash;he had received no news which confirmed
+ his fears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he was thus musing he looked up at the sky, and he noticed the presence
+ of a new and unfamiliar star, which he had never seen before. He was a
+ close observer of the heavens and learned in astronomy, and he felt quite
+ certain that he had never seen this star before. It was a star of peculiar
+ radiance, large and white&mdash;almost blue in its whiteness&mdash;it
+ shone in the East, and seemed to put all the other stars to shame by its
+ overwhelming radiance and purity. While he was thus gazing at the star it
+ seemed to him as though a great darkness had come upon the world. He heard
+ a low muttering sound as of a distant earthquake, and this was quickly
+ followed by the tramping of innumerable armies. He knew that the end had
+ come. It is the Barbarians, he thought, who have already conquered the
+ world. Rome has fallen never to rise again; Rome has shared the fate of
+ Troy and Carthage, of Babylon, and Memphis; Rome is a name in an old
+ wife&rsquo;s tale; and little savage children shall be given our holy trophies
+ for playthings, and shall use our ruined temples and our overthrown
+ palaces as their playground. And so sharp was the vividness of his vision
+ that he wondered what would happen to his villa, and whether or no the
+ Barbarians would destroy the image of Ceres on the terrace, which he
+ especially cherished, not for its beauty but because it had belonged to
+ his father and to his grandfather before him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An eternity seemed to pass, and the tramp, tramp, tramp of the armies of
+ those untrained hordes which were coming from the North and overrunning
+ the world seemed to get nearer and nearer. He wondered what they would do
+ with him; he had no place for fear in his heart, but he remembered that on
+ the portico in the morning his freedman&rsquo;s child had been playing with the
+ pieces of a broken jar, a copper coin, and a dog made of terra-cotta. He
+ remembered the child&rsquo;s brown eyes and curly hair, its smile, its laughter,
+ and lisping talk&mdash;it was a piece of earth and sun&mdash;and he
+ thought of the spears of the Barbarians, and then shifted his thoughts
+ because they sickened him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then, just when he thought the heavy footsteps had reached the approach of
+ his villa, the vision changed. The noise of tramping ceased, and through
+ the thick darkness there pierced the radiance of the star: the strange
+ star he had seen that night. The world seemed to awake from a dark
+ slumber. The ruins rose from the dust and took once more a stately shape,
+ even lordlier than before. Rome had risen from the dead, and once more she
+ dominated the world like a starry diadem. Before him he seemed to see the
+ pillars and the portals of a huge temple, more splendid and gorgeous than
+ the Temples of Caesar. The gates were wide open, and from within came a
+ blare of trumpets. He saw a kneeling multitude; and soldiers with shining
+ breastplates, far taller than the legionaries of Caesar, were keeping a
+ way through the dense crowd, while the figure of an aged man&mdash;was it
+ the Pontifex Maximus, he wondered?&mdash;was borne aloft in a chair over
+ their heads.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then once more the vision changed. At least the temple seemed to grow
+ wider, higher, and lighter; the crowd vanished; it seemed to him as though
+ a long corridor of light was opening on some ultimate and mysterious
+ doorway. At last this doorway was opened, and he saw distinctly before him
+ a dark and low manger where oxen and asses were stalled. It was littered
+ with straw. He could hear the peaceful beasts munching their food.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the corner lay a woman, and in her arms was a child and his face shone
+ like the sun and lit up the whole place, in which there were neither
+ torches nor lamps. The door of the manger was ajar, and through it he saw
+ the sky and the strange star still shining brightly. He heard a voice, the
+ same voice which he had heard twelve nights before; but the voice was not
+ calling him, it was singing a song, and the song was as it were a part of
+ a larger music, a symphony of clear voices, more joyous and different from
+ anything he had ever heard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The vision vanished altogether; he was standing once more under the
+ portico amongst the surroundings which were familiar to him. The strange
+ star was still shining in the sky. He went back through the folding-doors
+ of the piazza into the dining-room. His gloom and his perplexity had been
+ lifted from him; he felt quite happy; he could not have explained why. He
+ called his slave and told him to get plenty of provisions on the morrow,
+ for he expected friends to dinner. He added that he wanted nothing further
+ and that the slaves could go to bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0025" id="link2H_4_0025">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHUN WA
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ To Henry de C. Ward
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ His name was Chun Wa; possibly there was some more of it, but that is all
+ I can remember. He was about four or five years old, and I made his
+ acquaintance the day we arrived at the temple. It was at the end of
+ September. We had left Mukden in order to take part in what they said was
+ going to be a great battle. I don&rsquo;t know what the village was called at
+ which we arrived on the second day of our march. I can only remember that
+ it was a beautiful and deliciously quiet spot, and that we established
+ ourselves in a temple; that is to say not actually in the temple itself,
+ but in the house of the priest. He was a Buddhist who looked after the
+ deities of the place, which were made of carved and painted wood, and
+ lived in a small pagoda. The building consisted of three quadrangles
+ surrounded by a high stone wall. The first of these quadrangles, which you
+ entered from the road, reminded me of the yard in front of any farm. There
+ was a good deal of straw lying about, some broken ploughshares, buckets,
+ wooden bowls, spades, and other implements of toil. A few hens hurried
+ about searching for grains here and there; a dog was sleeping in the sun.
+ At the further end of the yard a yellow cat seemed to have set aside a
+ space for its exclusive use. This farmyard was separated from the next
+ quadrangle by the house of the priest, which occupied the whole of the
+ second enclosure; that is to say the living rooms extended right round the
+ quadrangle, leaving a square and open space in the centre. The part of the
+ house which separated the second quadrangle from the next consisted solely
+ of a roof supported by pillars, making an open verandah, through which
+ from the second enclosure you saw into the third. The third enclosure was
+ a garden, consisting of a square grass plot and some cypress trees. At the
+ further end of the garden was the temple itself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We arrived in the afternoon. We were met by an elderly man, the priest,
+ who put the place at our disposal and established us in the rooms situated
+ in the second quadrangle to the east and west. He himself and his family
+ lived in the part of the house which lay between the farmyard and the
+ second enclosure. The Cossacks of the battery with which I was living
+ encamped in a field on the other side of the farmyard, but the treasure
+ chest was placed in the farmyard itself, and a sentry stood near it with a
+ drawn sword.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The owner of the house had two sons. One of them, aged about thirteen, had
+ something to do with the temple services, and wore a kind of tunic made of
+ white silk. The second was Chun Wa. It was when the sentry went on guard
+ that we first made the acquaintance of Chun Wa. His cheeks were round and
+ fat, and his face seemed to bulge out towards the base. His little eyes
+ were soft and brown and twinkled like onyxes. His tiny little hands were
+ most beautifully shaped, and this child moved about the farmyard with the
+ dignity of an Emperor and the serenity of a great Pontiff. Gravely and
+ without a smile he watched the Cossacks unharnessing their horses,
+ lighting a fire and arranging the officers&rsquo; kit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He walked up to the sentry who was standing near the treasure chest, a
+ big, grey-eyed Cossack with a great tuft of fair hair, and the expression
+ of a faithful retriever, and in a tone of indescribable contempt, Chun Wa
+ said &ldquo;Ping!&rdquo; &ldquo;Ping&rdquo; in Chinese means soldier-man, and if you wish to
+ express your contempt for a man there is no word in the whole of the
+ Chinese language which expresses it so fully and so emphatically as the
+ word &ldquo;Ping.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Cossack smiled on Chun Wa and called him by a long list of endearing
+ diminutives, but Chun Wa took no notice, and retired into the inner part
+ of the house as if he had determined to pay no more attention to the
+ barbarous intruders. The next day, however, curiosity got the better of
+ him, and he could not resist inspecting the yard, and observing the doings
+ of the foreign devils. And one of the Cossacks&mdash;his name was Lieskov
+ and he looked after my mule&mdash;made friends with Chun Wa. He made
+ friends with him by playing with the dog. The dog, like most Chinese dogs,
+ was dirty, distrustful, and not used to being played with; he slunk away
+ if you called him, and if you took any notice of him he evidently expected
+ to be beaten, kicked, or to have stones thrown at him. He was too thin to
+ be eaten. But Lieskov tamed the dog and taught him how to play, and the
+ big Cossack used to roll on the ground while the dog pretended to bite
+ him, until Chun Wa forgot his dignity, his contempt, and his superior
+ culture, and smiled. I remember coming home that very afternoon from a
+ short stroll with one of the officers, and we found Lieskov lying fast
+ asleep in the farmyard right across the steps of the door through which we
+ wanted to go, and Chun Wa and the dog were sitting beside him. We woke him
+ up and the officer asked him why he had gone to sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was playing with the dog, your honour,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and I played so hard
+ that I was exhausted and fell asleep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After that Chun Wa made friends with everybody, officers and men, and he
+ ruled the battery like an autocrat. He ruled by charm and a thousand
+ winning ways. But his special friend was Lieskov, who carried the child
+ about on his back, performed many droll antics to amuse him, and taught
+ him words of pidgin Russian. Among other things he made him a kite&mdash;a
+ large and beautiful kite&mdash;out of an old piece of yellow silk, shaped
+ like a butterfly. And Chun Wa&rsquo;s brother flew this kite with wonderful
+ skill, so that it looked like a glittering golden bird hovering in the
+ air.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I forget how long we stayed at this temple, whether it was three days or
+ four days; possibly it was not so long, but it seemed like many months, or
+ rather it seemed at the same time very long and very short, like a
+ pleasant dream. The weather was so soft and so fine, the sunshine so
+ bright, the air so still, that had not the nights been chilly we should
+ never have dreamt that it was autumn. It seemed rather as though the
+ spring had been unburied and had returned to the earth by mistake. And all
+ this time fighting was going on to the east of us. The battle of Sha-Ho
+ had begun, but we were in the reserve, in what they called the deepest
+ reserve, and we heard no sound of firing, neither did we receive any news
+ of it. We seemed to be sheltered from the world in an island of dreamy
+ lotus-eating; and the only noise that reached us was the sound of the
+ tinkling gongs of the temple. We lived a life of absolute indolence,
+ getting up with the sun, eating, playing cards, strolling about on the
+ plains where the millet had now been reaped, eating again and going to bed
+ about nine o&rsquo;clock in the evening. Our chief amusement was to talk with
+ Chun Wa and to watch the way in which he treated the Cossacks, who had
+ become his humble slaves. I am sure there was not one of the men who would
+ not have died gladly for Chun Wa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One afternoon, just as we were finishing our midday meal, we received
+ orders to start. We were no longer in the reserve; we were needed further
+ on. Everything was packed up in a hurry, and by half-past two the whole
+ battery was on the march, and we left the lovely calm temple, the cypress
+ trees, the chiming gongs, and Chun Wa. The idyll was over, the reality was
+ about to begin. As we left the place Chun Wa stood by the gate, dignified,
+ and grave as usual. In one hand he held his kite, and in the other a paper
+ flower, and he gave this flower to Lieskov.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Next day we arrived at another village, and from there we were sent still
+ further on, to a place whence, from the hills, all the fighting that was
+ going on in the centre of that big battle was visible. From half-past six
+ in the morning until sunset the noise of the artillery never ceased, and
+ all night long there was a rattle of rifle firing. The troops which were
+ in front drew each day nearer to us. Another two days passed; the battery
+ took part in the action, some of the men were killed, and some of the men
+ and the officers were wounded, and we retreated to the River Sha-Ho. Then
+ just as we thought a final retreat was about to take place, a retreat
+ right back to Mukden, we recrossed the river, took part in another action,
+ and then a great stillness came. The battle was practically over. The
+ advance of the enemy had ceased, and we were ordered to go to a certain
+ place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We started, and on our way we passed through the village where we had
+ lived before the battle began. The place was scarcely recognisable. It was
+ quite deserted; some of the houses looked like empty shells or husks, as
+ though the place had suffered from earthquake. A dead horse lay across the
+ road just outside the farmyard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of the officers and myself had the curiosity to go into the temple
+ buildings where we had enjoyed such pleasant days. They were deserted.
+ Part of the inner courtyard was all scorched and crumbled as if there had
+ been a fire. The straw was still lying about in the yard, and the
+ implements of toil. The actual temple itself at the end of the grassy plot
+ remained untouched, and the grinning gods inside it were intact; but the
+ dwelling rooms of our host were destroyed, and the rooms where we had
+ lived ourselves were a mass of broken fragments, rubbish, and dust. The
+ place had evidently been heavily shelled. There was not a trace of any
+ human being, save that in the only room which remained undestroyed, on the
+ matting of the hard <i>Khang</i>&mdash;that is the divan which stretches
+ like a platform across three-quarters of every Chinese room&mdash;lay the
+ dead body of a Chinese coolie. The dog, the cat, and the hens had all
+ gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We only remained a moment or two in the place, and as we left it the
+ officer pulled my sleeve and pointed to a heap of rubbish near the gate.
+ There, amidst some broken furniture, a mass of refuse, burned and
+ splintered wood, lay the tattered remains of a golden kite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
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