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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Bamboo Tales, by Ira L. Reeves
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+Title: Bamboo Tales
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+Author: Ira L. Reeves
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+Illustrator: J. Alexander Mackay
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+ Bamboo Tales
+
+ By
+
+ Ira L. Reeves.
+ 1st Lieut. 4th Infantry,
+
+ Author of
+ "Twenty-four Hours on a Mountain," "Looking Forward,"
+ and other Short Stories.
+
+ Illustrations by
+ J. Alexander Mackay.
+
+
+
+ Press of
+ Hudson-Kimberly Publishing Co.,
+ Kansas City, U. S. A.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ Copyright, 1900,
+ Hudson-kimberly Publishing Co.,
+ Kansas City, Mo.
+
+
+
+
+ Respectfully Dedicated
+ To the
+ "First Man up San Juan Hill."
+
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ How the Spaniards Campaigned in Luzon 7
+ "Cougar" Daly 19
+ A Dying Spaniard's Request 31
+ Benito 38
+ The Army Mule 65
+ Comedy and Carnage 67
+ How I Saw Aguinaldo 79
+ What the Wounded Say and Do 92
+ The Flight of "Father Time" 101
+ Camp Alarms 106
+ An Encounter with Bolomen 124
+ "Carabao Bill" 135
+ "Paterno," the Disgraced Mascot 158
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+HOW THE SPANIARDS CAMPAIGNED IN LUZON.
+
+A TRANSLATION FROM A SPANISH OFFICER'S DIARY FOUND AT SAN FERNANDO
+DE PAMPANGA, LUZON, BY AN AMERICAN OFFICER.
+
+
+"It happened that we left such a hidden retirement and we went into
+Taal. We employed more than a whole day on the road, more than half
+of which we passed in a lagoon with water up to our waists. We arrived
+on the seventh.
+
+"After six days of rest, on guard every other day, we embarked the
+thirteenth for Paranaque, where we arrived the fourteenth in the
+morning, and on the following day we left with rations of sea biscuit
+for three days, and at the end of the day we arrived at the camp
+of St. Nicholas, where we found encamped the Division La Chambre,
+which we joined.
+
+"On the eighteenth we set out with a convoy for Salitran, and after
+passing a whole day in the water, we had to halt, because neither
+the darkness of the night permitted us to go any further, nor did
+the fire of the enemy permit us to follow the road.
+
+"Next morning at dawn we took up the march, arriving at half-past
+nine. We sent away the convoy, and at one p. m., after having eaten
+our ration of rice and ham, we started out again for camp, arriving
+at eight p. m., with some firing.
+
+"The twenty-third we set out on the same road toward Imus, which fell
+after an hour firing with innumerable loss. Imus was then the center
+of the insurrection. The General-Coronal, who was not yet wearing
+his insignia, died.
+
+"On the following day we came upon the second trench of the town
+above mentioned, and there entered it with guns 'at rest,' as we had
+promised the most excellent La Chambre.
+
+"In this last capture the division lost about forty, the greater part
+of them officers.
+
+"Until now the officers coming from the Balearic Islands have received
+no news, but some of the men have.
+
+"It is March 25th, and we have been told that the review of the
+Commissary is to be passed in Noveleta, which is in the possession
+of the enemy.
+
+"On the thirty-first of the month we left Ymus, going toward Noveleta,
+and without following any route we found ourselves at night-fall
+on the road which goes from Noveleta to San Francisco de Malabon,
+which is also in the power of the Tulisanes.
+
+"During the day there was some firing, and finally we found a trench,
+which we captured with the loss of one man. The unfortunate man
+was the captain from Majorca, who died from a ball which exploded,
+entering through his left eye and exploding in the middle of his head,
+so that he died instantly. I could not look at the corpse.
+
+"We slept, as I have said, in the middle of the road, and on the
+following day, April 1st, we fell like a plague on Noveleta, into
+which only one company entered with their arms in their hands, since
+all the rest of the column carried them 'at rest' in fulfillment of
+the promise above cited.
+
+"During the firing we had the protection of artillery, and we ate
+our ration without breaking ranks.
+
+"The entrance into Noveleta did not cost more than a loss of fifteen
+Europeans, but more than thirty of the natives.
+
+"Noveleta was attacked three days after it had been taken without
+other result than the leaving upon the field a number of the mutilated
+bodies of the natives, which were buried by our valiant men with
+respect, not for what they had been before then, but for what they
+represented at that moment.
+
+"On the day after taking Noveleta, the important town of Cavite was
+taken, which was bombarded by our marines till they saw the division
+coming, which had all our men except four companies, which remained
+defending Noveleta.
+
+"The column returned the next day from Cavite and then set out for
+New Cavite, where we took rations for four days of biscuit and wine,
+setting out the same day for Noveleta, and on the sixth the division
+started to attack San Francisco de Malabon, last point of Cavite
+Province in which there was an insurrection. This point was well
+fortified, and this is what was the death of them.
+
+"In an hour or seventy minutes, the enemy was dislodged, leaving more
+than fifteen hundred bodies behind the trenches. There was one corpse
+whose head fell more than two hundred feet from its body, carried
+off by a ball of artillery. This picture was terrible to look at. We
+could not look in any direction without seeing a mass of bodies, some
+in pieces and others burning up as if they had been a mass of straw.
+
+"We lodged that afternoon, and night in the houses which remained
+standing, and on the following day set out for the suburb of San Juan,
+which had been abandoned when they saw that San Francisco was falling
+into the power of the Chasseurs.
+
+"On leaving San Francisco, we were able to salute the Flag Regiment,
+No. 70, composed of natives, whose flag was now adorned with the
+seventh stripe of San Fernando.
+
+"In the same town was found a prisoner of the enemy and wife of the
+man who had been captain of the 'Guardia Civil,' who had died there
+when the insurrection of San Frerelledo broke out.
+
+"We set out, as I have said, for the suburb of San Juan, which was
+abandoned, and in the same state was that of Rosario. Between these
+two points I could see the ruins of what had been the dwelling of
+the Augustinos, who also died at the breaking out of the rebellion.
+
+"We reached Noveleta at night-fall, and after two days' rest, set out
+on the march toward Ymus (or Imus), passing through Zapote and Bacoor,
+which important points had been taken the day after the entrance to
+Ymus, of the taking of which I can relate nothing, since at this time
+I was recovering from illness.
+
+"We reached, as I have said, Imus, passing through Zapote and Bacoor
+on the afternoon of the eighth, and we were there till the thirteenth
+of the same month of April, without having in all this time any
+religious ceremony, except on Palm Sunday, when we had a mass said
+by an Augustino; one of those who had come from Manila to take charge
+of the convent, etc.
+
+"The Division La Chambre and the brigades which had been formed
+returned to Noveleta by means of the steam of a locomotive, which was
+at the same time used to move the wheels to press the green cane in
+order to transport it from the plantation to the factory--refinery.
+
+"Being again incorporated in the company, we were ordered to cover
+the line of security established in the quarter of Piga (?), from
+which we were relieved on the seventeenth of May--birthday of His
+Majesty the King, Alfonso XIII.--and day also on which ended the term
+of indulgence--pardon--granted by the Most Excellent Primo de Ribera.
+
+"We were in Fananan from the seventeenth to the twenty-ninth,
+when, the brigade having been organized, it was divided into three
+columns. The second column set out for Banadero on the twenty-ninth,
+waiting there till the following day, when the aforesaid column,
+having been joined by another, which came by the way of Mount Semgay,
+and by another small force which had come from Bayuyangan; all these
+forces having been joined together, they fell at the same time upon
+the ruins of Talisay, which had been taken from the insurgents last
+October, and later they had taken possession again of its ruins.
+
+"On the evening of the thirtieth we received orders not to set out
+again until further orders, and on the thirty-first we came upon the
+trench destined for the third column, which did not arrive in time;
+and the second column, which was on the left, and in which I was,
+moved forward more than it ought to have done, by reason of not
+being able to attack in front; and seeking the right side or flank,
+we fell upon the enemy without giving them time to defend themselves
+in the least, so that there was not more than one killed and one
+slightly wounded. We then united on the same ground with the first
+and second columns. The first had been reënforced at Cale by a section
+of volunteers from Albay, who are very conversant with the territory,
+because they are natives of this district.
+
+"The second column entered Talisay without firing a shot. The flag in
+the trench was set up by the second lieutenant of the second company
+of the Thirteenth, Don Carlos Gonzalez Lara, who is orphan on his
+father's side (!), for his father had been killed by the insurgents
+because they had demanded from him a thousand pesos, and he replied
+that he did not have them there, and then they cut his throat.
+
+"About two o'clock p.m., we took up the march toward Bayuyangan to
+see what had happened to the two companies which from there were
+to go to Talisay, and which they had not effected, the same as the
+column Sarralde, which came by way of Mount Semgay, which was not
+seen until they had taken their position, and which had brought us
+more than fifteen hundred Tulisanes, which had been presented to them
+on the road.
+
+"The two companies from Bayuyangan did not show themselves either,
+because of the narrow passes of the road they had met with resistance
+and by taking another way the road would have been left free to them,
+so that they might have escaped; which did not suit us, because in
+this way they would have fired upon Bayuyangan, and it might be that
+the reserve force might not be present; the rest would be too few to
+defend the fort.
+
+"At night we arrived at Bayuyangan, and I was to see again the land
+watered by the blood of my captain and friends.
+
+"In memory of my captain mentioned, in building and dedicating the
+fort, they named it after him--Yena--as being the same place where
+he died.
+
+"From there we went out the next day, tearing down all the trenches we
+found on the way. We passed through Banadero. We went on and entered
+gloriously and victoriously into Yananan, from where, after three
+days, we were detailed to the two small forts at Cale, where we are
+very comfortable.
+
+"I have just learned that I have been promoted to the honorable
+position of first lieutenant."
+
+
+
+
+
+
+"COUGAR" DALY.
+
+
+"Cougar" Daly's connection with the company had not extended two
+days till he was duly installed as "dog-robber" for Lieutenant John
+Buestom, the most handsome, soldierly-looking, and intensely despised
+officer in the --th "Foot." Buestom--or "Bues," his enemies called
+him--must have had liver complaint, for his temper was always riled
+like stagnant water full of crawfish; and when Captain Bobson left
+the company for a few weeks to go on a hunt up the St. Joe River, the
+"non-coms" resigned in a body, every man of them, so hot did he make it
+for them during that brief period. As for the batch of recruits, fresh
+from the drill-sergeants and bulldozing of the recruiting rendezvous,
+they deserted by platoons and sets of fours, for the life with them
+was unbearable. Had the "Old Man" Bobson remained away a few days
+longer, he would have had no one of his company--the one pride of his
+life--to greet him upon his return, with the possible exception of
+Private McCoy, who had been in the service since George Washington
+was a "lance jack," and who swore that all the damned "shave-tails"
+in the Army could not drive him out.
+
+Many hard things were said of Buestom, but not half that could
+have been told and yet save one's reputation for veracity and
+secretiveness. Among the things he could not keep were his word and
+servants. Not even would a Chinaman attend his many wants. His last
+effort was a big Manchu from northern China; and he had no more than
+been installed and began his work with the usual celestial energy, till
+in rushed "Bues," as savage as a bear, and gave him more instructions
+in a minute than the frightened menial could have executed in a
+month. To cap the climax, he taught poor "Chino" to stand at attention,
+and ordered him to ever thus stand when in his august presence.
+
+This was more than the faithful fellow of the pigtail locks could
+stand, so he made it known in his own English: "Me squit jlob. Me no
+dalmn sloder." And he slipped into his pajamas and was gone.
+
+Then came a long series of soldier servants--"dog-robbers"--but
+none could endure him for more than a day or two, and seldom got
+their pay for that. The complaints were all similar: "He asked me to
+bathe his mangy dog;" or, "He ordered me to stand at attention when
+rocking the damned cradle, so precious are his 'brick-top brats';"
+or, "She," for Mrs. B. was not angelic, "wanted me to fan the flies
+off her ring-tailed cat while that animal chose to nap;" and so they
+ran. Thus they growled and quit their places, usually without giving
+notice. Then Private Jones, Brown, Smith, or whoever the offender
+might happen to be, endured his turn of torture and calling-down when
+at drills and other duty till there was a fresher victim on whom this
+choleric officer could wreak his vengeance.
+
+Now came "Cougar" Daly, fresh from the Bowery, with the odor of stale
+beer and "twofers" on his seven-dollar "cit" suit marked down to
+five ninety-nine, which was hanging in the orderly room, and which
+he was sure to don when on "old guard" pass and sober; but Daly was
+like all soldiers in one respect--he always got drunk in uniform.
+
+Daly, indeed--as true a Dutchman as ever bore an Irish name. Daly,
+he of the "ingrowing face"; "kidney-foot" Daly; Daly, the man "wid
+his chist on his back," were just a few of the "handles" he enjoyed.
+
+It was Archie Fettin, lately of the Queen's Own, but now a "buck"
+private in Uncle Sam's service, who aptly said: "Daly, tek off yer
+bloomin' 'ed and put it on facin' t' the rare and ye'll hev as foine
+a brace an' as smaart 'perance as any non-com 'n the Quane's Guayards;
+mesel', fer example."
+
+Unfortunately for poor Daly, he could not follow Fettin's advice,
+and must content himself with his dromedary "set up." The company
+non-commissioned officers were disgusted with him, for the company
+enjoyed the reputation of being the best drilled in the regiment, but
+here came this hopeless recruit to muddle the rear rank at parades and
+walk on the heels of his front rank man. Corporal Self, the meanest
+martinet in the outfit, drilled him till his tongue was hanging out,
+and then reported to the captain: "Sir, there's slight hope fer thet
+spalpeen o' a rakroot Daly, fer th' more sittin' up ixercise I giv'
+'m th' bigger th' lump on 'is schloping shoulders."
+
+Daly, the newest recruit in the regiment, now "dog-robbing" for "Bues,"
+and excused from cook's police, room orderly, guard, fatigue, and,
+in fact, everything except drill, and he would have been relieved
+from that had he not been sorely in need of it. The men hated him
+more cordially than the devil despises a Christian who refuses to
+black-slide. A man with the slightest hint of spirit would have
+resented their insults, heaped so lavishly and frequently, but he
+was as impervious to the names, epithets, growling, and swearing as
+a duck's back is to water.
+
+Rising in the morning long before reveille, he noiselessly slipped
+out of the barracks, always carrying his shoes in his hand till away
+from the quarters, and then went to Buestom's house and began his
+day's work by building fires, preparing the bath, and assisting in
+the cuisine. He never ate his meals with the company--always served
+himself in the kitchen or back yard of his master. Master? Yes;
+for a more menial slave was never sold from the block.
+
+When nothing else to engage him, he had his orders to take the mangy
+dog out for a walk--and what a dog! What breed? Just dog--the yellow
+kind. His comrades always spoke of these walks as "two curs out for
+a constitutional." But that same dog was Daly's only friend, and he
+no doubt enjoyed his society.
+
+Then came the great railroad strike, and the tie-up of the mails. The
+regiment was ordered out to open up the roads. To everybody's delight,
+Buestom remained behind to take care of the post; but a greater
+delight was when Daly asked to go with his company in the field,
+for now he would get more than his share of duty to make good the
+work thrown on his comrades while he was excused from everything. The
+"non-coms" were "laying for him."
+
+When it came to choosing tent-mates, Daly was left a widow, for even
+Rassmussen the Swede--"Rouse mit 'em der sweet"--the worst reprobate
+that ever wore a uniform, refused to pair with him; so he hied himself
+to the nearest escort wagon and slept under it.
+
+They marched past miles of obstructed railroad track to Patterson,
+where the switches were crammed full of freight cars and "killed"
+engines. The work of clearing the tracks went on for many days,
+till finally they were cleared, and a train made up to take the
+first mail through that had passed since the strike began. Soldiers
+were everywhere--on the tops of cars, on the platforms, inside, on
+the tender; and riding on the cow-catcher, loaded rifles in hand,
+were Archie Fettin and "Cougar" Daly.
+
+This heavily guarded train sped on at a lively rate, through tunnels,
+over cuts and fills, coughing a continuous challenge to the groups
+of strikers gathered along the way to watch it pass. On it went. The
+soldier-engineer, taking courage from the docile attitude of the
+strikers, pulled the throttle wide open, while the soldier-fireman
+was heaving coal into the fiery furnace, even though the steam was
+at the time "blowing off." The giant machine leaped forward like a
+spurred stallion, easily making fifty miles an hour. Daly and Fettin
+were holding on like grim Death, for the track was rough and the
+speed unprecedented for that road--a new one.
+
+A bad curve was just ahead, but the speed was not slackened. Like a
+racing horse on a small track, the engine struck it and leaned toward
+the inner circle, but an instant later straightened up and flew on
+its way.
+
+Just as the curve was turned, a few hundred paces ahead, stood a small
+group of tramps. Seeing the train, they hastily broke and ran for
+the timber along the edge of the right-of-way, but not before one of
+them hurriedly stooped and placed something on the track, A hundred
+eyes were on him, and as many rifles were instantly raised to fire,
+but Daly was the first to pull the trigger, and the man fell backward
+down the enbankment, bearing with him that which he had endeavored
+to place on the rail.
+
+In firing, Daly was compelled to let go his hold, which kept him on
+the train, and he lost his balance and fell forward, crushed into an
+unrecognizable mass beneath the wheels.
+
+The train was stopped, and a hundred aching hearts, which had melted
+in the presence of death, went tenderly to their duty of gathering
+up poor Daly's remains.
+
+The tramp had been shot fairly through the head, and he had died
+holding in one of his clenched fists a deadly bomb, which, but for
+the presence of mind and quickness of action of the despised recruit,
+would have sent every soul on the train into eternity.
+
+The next day the _Rocky Mountain Daily Eagle_ contained this Associated
+Press report:
+
+"The late Private Daly, of Company E, --th Infantry, who was
+crushed beneath the first train out of Patterson, Mont., while
+firing at Antonio Bressi, the anarchist, was from New York City,
+where he has a mother and younger sisters and brothers dependent
+on him for support. His right name was Leonard Dresel, and the name
+Daly seems to have been assumed when he entered the Army to conceal
+his identity. There was no apparent reason for this, as he has an
+excellent reputation for honesty and industry, and he enlisted in the
+Regulars because he could obtain no employment elsewhere. He worked
+for officers of his regiment in order to make additional money that
+his brothers and sisters might remain in school.
+
+"Antonio Bressi, who died from the deadly aim of Daly, was a noted
+anarchist leader, prominent in the Coeur d'Alêne riots a few years ago,
+which were so promptly quelled by the --th Infantry. It is believed
+that for this reason he endeavored to blow up the train, for it is
+known that he is not in sympathy with the striking railroad men."
+
+A week later Company E was paid, and that night a money order payable
+to Mrs. Catharine Dresel, No. ---- Baxter Street, New York, for $150,
+left on the east-bound train.
+
+In the little cemetery at Fort Meredith there is an elaborate granite
+monument bearing the inscription:
+
+
+ "Private Patrick Daly,
+ Co. E, --th Inf.
+ He gave his life that others might live.
+ Erected by his comrades."
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+A DYING SPANIARD'S REQUEST
+
+
+An auxiliary brigade, consisting of one regiment and one battalion of
+infantry and a mountain battery of artillery, was formed at Calumpit,
+on the Island of Luzon, to ascend the left bank of the Rio Grande,
+and to form a junction with Lawton some distance above. This expedition
+was accompanied by two gunboats belonging to the "mosquito fleet," and
+one launch used to tow the cascoes, or native freight barges, bearing
+an extra supply of rations and ammunition. This was in May, 1899.
+
+I was provost-marshal of this expedition. When we first entered a town
+or city, after capturing it, it was my duty to find out what buildings
+contained valuable property, and immediately place a guard over them,
+in order to prevent the place from being looted. Large warehouses
+containing immense quantities of rice, sugar, silks, piña cloth,
+and other things equally as precious, were frequent finds. They had
+to be guarded.
+
+We met with but little resistance on this expedition till we reached
+the town of San Luis, about twelve miles up the river from Calumpit.
+
+The heavy fire of our infantry and artillery, ably assisted by the
+little "pepper-boxes" afloat, soon put our dusky enemies to flight;
+and we marched straight into town, with colors flying, over trenches,
+barricades, and other obstructions hastily thrown in our way.
+
+Among the largest stone buildings of San Luis was the "tribunal,"
+or public house, something after the style of our town halls, with
+the difference that it is always open for strangers, who cook, eat,
+and sleep in it. Among other useful apartments, it had a cell, probably
+used as a "jug" into which the native policemen ran the over-exuberant
+youth who was guilty of imbibing too freely of his cherished "vino,"
+or the head of the family for the non-payment of taxes, or allowing
+his water buffalo to play in his neighbor's yard.
+
+Previous to the occupation of the town by the Americans, this
+dungeon-like cell had been occupied by Spanish prisoners, who were
+held by Aguinaldo's army. When I first saw the room, not more than
+ten minutes after our arrival, I saw one of as sickening sights as
+any person ever beheld.
+
+This dungeon, or cell, was about ten feet high, the same in width, and
+about fifteen feet in length. Through one small grated window passed
+all the light that ever cheered this ante-chamber of hell. The door
+leading into it was in a dark corner, and when one was on the inside,
+he scarcely noticed whether it was open or closed.
+
+By the aid of a lighted candle I saw the rock floor scantily covered
+with coarse rice straw, flatly mashed by the emaciated bodies of the
+Spaniards who had slept upon it. A few articles of Spanish uniforms,
+tattered and torn, were strewn about. In the cracks of the walls were
+hordes of vermin. Filth was present everywhere in its most germ-bearing
+form. In the center of the room were a few live coals and over them
+a quart cup about one-third full of boiling rice--probably the entire
+meal for the six doomed prisoners whose home had been for weeks that
+abode of lurking death.
+
+At the end of the room and opposite the window was a raised platform,
+eighteen inches high, made of rough boards. This was covered with dry
+blood, and in the center was a large, quivering pool of clotted gore,
+which had not more than an hour since coursed through the veins of
+its owner.
+
+Above this platform, a little higher than the height of the average
+native, was the dangling end of a rope, freshly besmeared with the
+life-blood of a recent victim.
+
+On the plain white wall was the newly made print of the murderer's
+hand, who had wiped the warm crimson fluid of the sufferer from the
+blood-stained hand which held the throat, while the other, with the
+deadly bolo, severed the head from the trembling body.
+
+Everywhere were evidences of a recent, horrible murder. A trailing
+streak of blood led from the platform toward the door and faded when
+the street was reached.
+
+I diligently looked for some last message from the victim or
+victims. The walls showed nothing but spots of blood thrown there by
+the struggles of the dying, and armies of pests traveling aimlessly
+over the cold, bare surface. The plain, rough boards told nothing but
+that the life had passed from many a defenseless soul while hanging
+over them. But these boards were not nailed down, I turned one over
+and looked beneath, but all was darkness. The candle was lowered to
+the bottom. Nothing was to be seen but great dried pools of blood that
+had leaked through the cracks above. One stone looked as though it had
+been recently disturbed. I tried it, it was loose. When raised from
+its resting-place, I saw a small roll of paper lying beneath. There
+was nothing more.
+
+A further search revealed nothing. The gory board was replaced and
+I gladly walked out of this chamber of horrors, bearing with me the
+piece of paper.
+
+Reaching the light, I unrolled it. It was dimly written. Evidently a
+bullet had been pointed and used as a pencil. The greasy sheet had
+been torn from a prayer-book. Just above a chapter of prayers for
+Easter Sunday was written in Spanish:
+
+
+ "To the Americanos:
+
+ "If my body is here when you make your entrance into the city,
+ give me a Christian burial. I am to die because I refuse to
+ fight you. My five companions have taken arms against you in
+ order that they may not die by the hands of the Tagalos. I
+ prefer death to fighting in the Filipino Army.
+
+ "Francisco Delgado."
+
+
+The trail of blood showed me that his body had been carried out and
+probably thrown into the river.
+
+We could not perform his last request.
+
+
+
+
+
+BENITO.
+
+
+"A-a-a-hum!" "What's that?" was the waking remark made by Captain
+Randolph Sever, as he slowly turned over on his back to face the
+owner of the voice which had so dimly penetrated the dreamless slumber
+resulting from a twenty-four-hour tour on outpost duty.
+
+He struggled with his sleep-laden eyes and succeeded in opening one,
+with which he looked at the intruder, but, on recognizing the Colonel's
+orderly standing at his side, hastily arose to a sitting posture,
+and proceeded to rub open the other optic; meanwhile repeating his
+former question, but this time assuming a manner more in keeping with
+the dignity of his rank.
+
+"Sir, the Colonel presents his compliments, and asks the Captain to
+step over to regimental headquarters."
+
+Having delivered his message, he saluted and disappeared, leaving his
+weary superior to gather himself into a more military appearance as
+well as frame of mind.
+
+Sever looked at his watch and found that he had slept for just
+forty-eight minutes and fifteen seconds. He mentally berated the
+whole outfit. "Stepping over to regimental headquarters" meant
+a walk of a mile and a half through the relentless hot sun of a
+tropical country; for the dotting of an "i" or the crossing of a "t,"
+which had carelessly been overlooked by both company commander and
+clerk. Then would follow the hair-splitting Colonel's permission to
+step back again.
+
+The --th Infantry, arriving at Manila late in the spring of 1899,
+had taken its turn at doing duty on the outskirts of the city, and
+was now participating in the nocturnal fights of the interior. It had
+been at San Fernando de Pampanga for a little more than a month and
+both officers and men showed the wear and tear of sleepless nights
+and tropical climate, which tested the hardihood of the stoutest
+constitution among them.
+
+With temper yet ruffled, Captain Sever retraced his steps to his bamboo
+hut. When he arrived there, he found three of his brother officers in
+possession. With that hearty and genial tone of good-fellowship which
+is only used and felt between men who have passed through hardships
+together, and know the true worth of each other, they greeted him.
+
+He confided to them the cause of his unusual exertion after a
+trying night on outpost duty, and wearily dropped himself onto some
+ammunition-boxes, which were serving the purpose of a chair.
+
+The talk naturally turned to the condition of affairs, but argument
+waned for lack of an opposing side--the unanimous opinion being that
+the "gugus" did not and never would know when they were "licked."
+
+Sever arose, walked over to a native bed, and began cleaning his
+revolver, occasionally glancing toward the enemy's lines. Finally he
+said: "Say, Parsons, I wish you would reach up in that cracker-box
+above your head and hand me my glasses."
+
+Lieutenant Parsons was a long, lank fellow, who never exerted himself
+any more than was absolutely necessary, so he simply unwound one
+of his arms, which was twisted around one of the posts of the bed,
+and blindly felt above till he found the article desired. Handing
+them to Sever, he indifferently asked: "What's going on over there?"
+
+Without replying, Sever took the glasses and looked intently at the
+"gugu" trenches. Having satisfied his curiosity, he returned to his
+work of cleaning his "six-shooter"; then answered the almost forgotten
+question: "Oh, nothing, I guess; only I thought I saw a 'nigger'
+running. Its such an unusual sight to see one of those fellows 'get
+a move on,' especially when the sun is beating down like it is now,
+unless something is after him--looks like there might be something up."
+
+Parsons reached over for the glasses, got up, and walked to the door;
+but before he raised them to his eyes, he casually glanced to the
+right and stopped, saying: "Hello! here comes the 'old man's' orderly,
+'lickety split.'"
+
+He had scarcely finished his favorite expression, "lickety split," when
+the orderly had ridden up, dispensed with the courtesy of dismounting,
+but hurriedly began: "The Commanding Officer directs that officers
+get their companies out at once, and proceed to the north outpost
+line. Messenger just in with information that the Filipinos are
+swarming over our outposts there."
+
+He had no sooner delivered his message when the sounds of a few stray
+shots in the direction named were heard.
+
+Sever, Parsons, and the other officers, experienced campaigners that
+they were, swiftly buckled on their revolvers, and in an incredibly
+short time were on the company parade-grounds shouting to their
+men--the few, who had not already turned out. Most of them had heard
+the message as it was given the officers, and had hastened to their
+huts, not waiting for instructions, warned their comrades of the
+impending fight, and again appeared with rifle and belt.
+
+"Forward, double time; march," and Captain Sever was off with his
+company--superb fighting machine--for the line of battle.
+
+The fire was now rapidly increasing. What at first sounded like a
+few heavy drops of rain on a tin roof was now an incessant shower.
+
+On went the gallant company. Stray shots crashed through the thickets
+to the right and left of them; struck the earth in front and near
+them, throwing up great quantities of _débris_; others, singing their
+death-song, passed uncomfortably close to their ears.
+
+The outposts were now in sight. Some of them had been killed; others,
+wounded, were bravely striving to repress groans of pain.
+
+It was a desperate fight--few against many. The natives were pouring
+down on the little handful of men like a great avalanche. The sure and
+deadly aim of the Americans alone served to impede the over-powering
+onslaught.
+
+Reënforcements arrived none too soon. Just as the insurgents,
+intoxicated on "vino," beaten and sworn at by their officers,
+began a mad charge on the decimated ranks of the "Yankees," Sever
+had finished the deployment of his men in battle formation, and was
+ready to receive them.
+
+Meanwhile, other companies arrived and were strengthening the lines to
+the right and left. Then began those destructive American volleys--one
+following another in quick succession. No flesh and bone could live
+under such fire.
+
+The more advanced of the charging column were now within a few feet
+of the outpost's trenches; but here they wavered. Vacancies occurred
+in their ranks like the falling of grass before the blade. They
+hesitated. Their officers rushed wildly to and fro, excitedly waving
+their swords, shouting in their twangy language above the din of
+battle.
+
+There was a brief halt; then the line broke, and a surging,
+terror-stricken mass of humanity trying to escape from this disastrous
+fire was all that was left of that hopeful army of insurrectos who but
+a moment before were so near experiencing the exhilaration of victory.
+
+Word came down the line to cease firing. A moment later the expected
+charge was sounded by the Colonel's bugler. Up rose that khaki line,
+and, with that terrorizing American yell, swept like a whirlwind
+across the fields in pursuit of the flying natives.
+
+It was just another of the many victories. The fight was now over. The
+enemy was pursued for several miles beyond the limits of the American
+lines, losing many in killed and wounded.
+
+Most of the troops were withdrawn. Captain Sever with his company
+was detailed to search the field for killed and wounded.
+
+The outposts returned to their stations, and there was nothing but the
+faint groans of the wounded, and the presence of the dead, to tell
+that but a few short moments before a deathly struggle had occurred
+between two determined armies.
+
+Sever and his men had just started on their humane duty, performing
+it with that tenderness and earnestness which the brave alone show
+to those in their power, when his attention was attracted by a low
+moan in the tall grass near by. He stopped and listened. Another
+half-suppressed groan was heard, apparently coming from the cogonales
+to his left. He parted the grass. There, lying in a pool of his own
+blood, was a Filipino soldier, frantically endeavoring to conceal
+himself and smother further groans. The expression on his face was a
+mixture of fear and pain. Seeing that he had been discovered, he put
+out his hand as if to ward off a blow.
+
+It was evident that the boy--for such he looked to be--thought he
+would be murdered on the spot, or at least unmercifully dealt with.
+
+The officer spoke to him in Spanish and assured him that no harm would
+befall him, but that he would receive every kindness and attention.
+
+The poor lad was too weak to say much, but allowed the American to
+gently bear him to a more comfortable place in the open.
+
+After a few moments' rest, the sufferer opened his eyes and beckoned
+Sever to draw nearer. His whole expression had changed from hatred and
+fear of his rescuer to that of implicit confidence. In good Spanish
+he told that he had been wounded when they had charged the "Yankee"
+line, but, having heard of how heartless and cruel his enemy was, he
+followed his retreating and panic-stricken comrades till so weakened
+from loss of blood he could go no further. Knowing they were being
+hotly pursued, he crawled into the cogonales, hoping to escape the
+eyes of the hated Americans.
+
+Sever arose to seek a surgeon. The old look of terror returned to the
+wounded native's face, and he reached out his skeleton-like hand as
+if to hold him, and implored: "No, Capitan, don't go; the 'medico'
+may not be so kind as you, and I might die before you came back. I
+cannot live much longer."
+
+The brave and sympathetic officer then said: "Let me get some of my
+men who will carry you to the hospital. I cannot remain longer nor
+do I wish to leave you."
+
+The wounded Tagalo looked wistfully into his face and feebly murmured:
+"Will you do something else for me?"
+
+The Captain hesitated for a moment, apparently wondering what the
+request could be, then gave a nod of assent, and stooped to listen,
+bending closer and his interest increasing as the suffering fellow
+struggled with his narrative.
+
+It ran: He was called Benito Gonzales, and he had been forced to
+take up arms by the insurgent authorities. He had a sweetheart named
+Juanita Tarinto, who had at the opening of the war taken refuge in
+a convent in Manila. He wished to send her his "anting anting" (his
+good luck charm), and some little money he had saved before the war
+began. Would the Capitan take charge of these things and deliver them?
+
+Having received assurance that his tokens would be carefully taken
+care of, he closed his eyes as if in great pain, a moment later a
+smile passed over his face, and he knew nothing more.
+
+Just then the regimental surgeon approached, and Sever called to
+him. They gently removed the clothing from the boy, and discovered
+that he had received a frightful wound in the side. They carefully
+and tenderly placed him on a litter borne by two Chinamen, and sent
+him to the town, some distance back.
+
+After this futile attack of the little rebels, the days passed with
+the same monotony that existed before.
+
+Captain Sever, hearing nothing more of Benito, sent the remembrances
+given in his care to his wife in Manila, with instructions to deliver
+them to their rightful owner.
+
+Mrs. Sever had no difficulty in finding the dusky lass, and,
+after gently breaking the painful news to the lovely girl with
+sorrowful-looking eyes and beautiful jet black tresses, offered to
+lend her any assistance she might need.
+
+Grateful for the kindness, and anxious to earn her own living,
+she accepted, and was soon domiciled with the "Señora Americana,"
+as she was pleased to call Mrs. Sever.
+
+One morning, after several fatiguing days on reconnaissance duty
+waist-deep in mud and water, Company E, of the --th Regiment of
+Infantry, like a lot of rollicking school-boys on a holiday, were
+indulging in numerous sports outside their huts in the street. The
+spirit of the soldiers was contagious--even the native venders seemed
+to feel the reaction. Their voices, usually so harsh and unpleasant,
+had a more cheerful ring as they cried their wares; and the customary
+stoical expression of their black faces had actually given place to
+a bearable smile, by this atmosphere of good humor and fine spirits.
+
+The always-busy commander of Company E, Captain Sever, was engaged
+with delayed papers and reports, and was writing with an energy seldom
+seen in that enervating country, when he was interrupted by a bold
+native at his elbow crying: "Huevos, leche, mangoes, lucatan. Quiere,
+Capitan?" ("Eggs, milk, mangoes, bananas. Do you wish, Captain?")
+
+The Captain turned abruptly, and was about to reply with usual American
+brusqueness, but was halted by the broad smile and unusual intelligent
+look of the invader of his privacy. As he studied the face trying to
+recollect where he had seen it before, the expression changed for one
+of disappointment. Then did he recognize in the strong and athletic
+figure before him the shrunken and emaciated one he had seen borne
+off the field of carnage, but four short weeks before.
+
+"Hello, Benito! where did you come from?" he began, and offered a
+friendly hand to the native; continuing, "You don't look much like
+the chap I found in the cogonales, trying to hide from me a short
+time back, beyond the north line. I thought you'd moved from this
+land of strife, lizards, and mosquitos, and staked out a claim in the
+celestial regions. Did not know you at first. You must have seen some
+pretty tough times before I found you if this is how you look after
+undergoing a month of American cruelty."
+
+He ran on in this train, not giving the dusky soldier-merchant a
+chance to answer, but all the time studying the face and taking in
+every line of the splendid specimen of a Tagalo before him.
+
+Benito was taller than the average of his tribe. His muscular limbs
+showed a strength and athletic training that would be the envy of any
+Yale man or West Pointer. His back was as straight as the proverbial
+ramrod and as supple as the leaf of the cocoanut palm. His eyes were
+brown, and fairly danced with good nature and intelligence. They
+were frank, too, an unusual thing with a native. All in all, he was
+a perfect model of the physical man in bronze.
+
+He placed his tray, laden with the luxuries he had cried, on a
+box near by, and seated himself in such a natural and easy manner,
+making himself so perfectly at home, that Sever's feeling of surprise
+at the action, soon changed into one of amusement over the unusual
+familiarity of a Tagalo toward a hated "Yankee." But he was to find
+out that this compatriot of Aguinaldo was unusual in many ways.
+
+After talking over his experiences at the First Reserve Hospital at
+Manila, Sever asked his guest what he intended doing.
+
+Benito replied that his future was undecided. While in Manila he had
+seen Juanita, and they had decided that he should seek the Capitan and
+ask his advice. That was how he happened to be peddling along the line.
+
+"You don't intend to return to the army again?" asked Sever.
+
+On receiving an emphatic negative answer, the Captain continued:
+"How did you happen to cast your fortunes with the insurgents in the
+first place, and why were you so terror-stricken when first discovered
+after you had been wounded?"
+
+Benito's answer to this double query was lengthy, but in effect
+he said: His father had been a captain in the Corps d'Elite,
+Aguinaldo's body-guard, during the Filipino insurrection against
+Spanish rule. Hoodwinked and misguided by the juntas as to the designs
+of the Americans, he continued in the service after the Spaniards
+had been driven out. During the outbreak against the Americans
+on February 5, 1899, he was killed. Shortly afterward he received
+word that he must take his father's place. He knew what it meant to
+refuse to enter the insurrectionist service after having once been
+notified. Fearing assassination should he refuse, he at once joined
+his father's regiment and was given his father's company.
+
+His regiment gradually fell back into the interior as the Americans
+advanced. Nothing but tales of brigandage, rapacity, and cruelty were
+heard of the actions of the enemy.
+
+Driven beyond San Fernando de Pampanga, Aguinaldo established his
+headquarters at Tarlac, and determined to make a final stand; here
+taking oath that he would take the city of San Fernando inside of a
+week or lose every man in his command in the attempt.
+
+Then followed the attack in which Benito was wounded. From what he had
+heard, he expected the Captain's sword to run him through; or worse,
+be taken alive and afterward subjected to the cruelty of the "Yankee"
+soldiery, or sold as a slave and shipped to the States.
+
+Now he had seen with his own eyes the benign attitude of his former
+enemy. His connection with the rebellion had ended.
+
+Sever offered to employ him as his valet.
+
+The beaming fellow arose, bowing obsequiously, and replied: "As you
+wish, Capitan."
+
+From that moment his bearing and actions changed from those of a
+friend to those of a servant.
+
+Benito proved a model valet. His master's wants were anticipated; his
+shoes looked more like mirrors than prosaic foot-gear, and his clothes
+were always neatly pressed and immaculately clean. The culinary was
+not neglected. It was soon noised about the regiment that Sever was
+the best groomed and fed officer in the Division.
+
+Then came the time when the wily little rebels cut the railroad
+and telegraph communications, and there was no intercourse with
+Manila. The morning after this occurrence there was noticeable the
+absence of Filipino venders of bananas, eggs, and other edibles on
+the streets of San Fernando. This always meant an early attack. To
+Sever the most ominous thing was the disappearance that night of his
+trusted valet, Benito. But he refused to believe that he had turned
+traitor; he vowed the native would duly appear in time.
+
+Early that evening orders came from regimental headquarters to
+strengthen the outposts, especially those of the north--the point
+always the object of attack of the insurgents.
+
+The south line was reënforced by Captain Sever's company alone. He
+arrived there about dark, and soon made a careful disposition of his
+men, personally superintending the placing of each man.
+
+Then came that extreme darkness known only to sentries on posts in
+tropical countries.
+
+While not expecting an attack from the south, Sever's men were
+nevertheless vigilant. Their gallant commander refused to lie down,
+but groped about in the darkness amid interminable underbrush, through
+banana grove and bamboo thicket, over rice-paddies and briery hedges,
+instructing and reassuring his men.
+
+Just as he was finishing his two o'clock rounds, and was feeling his
+way back to the company rendezvous, he was startled by the sounds
+of the footfalls of a galloping horse in the direction of the city,
+which were rapidly drawing nearer. He at once knew its import. There
+must be something serious. Orderlies were not sent out at that hour
+of the morning unless the cause was pressing.
+
+He retraced his steps toward the main road leading to the city and
+down which the now rapidly approaching horseman was coming.
+
+Of a sudden the whole sky to the front was lighted as if traversed
+by the fiery darts of an electric storm. Then came the sounds of
+volleys fired at close range, and the crashing of the bullets as they
+struck near.
+
+He ran toward his men, shouting words of command. A few returned
+the fire as best they could, but it was too late for that kind of
+fighting. The insurgents had crawled to within a few feet of the
+outposts, by a given signal began a murderous fire, then, whipping
+out the deadly bolo, pounced upon the unsuspecting sentries. It was
+a death-struggle; a hand-to-hand combat; a few against many.
+
+This mere handful of Americans bravely wielded the bayonet and clubbed
+with the rifle, but the odds were too great.
+
+Sever arrived on the scene of action with flashing eyes and set jaws,
+determined to die with his men. In an instant he was surrounded by
+a half-dozen grinning natives, brandishing their shining knives in
+his face. He fought like a madman, effectively using his revolver,
+but it was an uneven fight, and he fell by a heavy blow which barely
+missed his head, landing on his right shoulder and sinking deep into
+his body. He sunk heavily to the ground. Another boloman raised
+his weapon to administer the final cut which would end his life,
+but his raised hand seemed fixed in that position. There was another
+struggle--this time native against native.
+
+Benito appeared just in the nick of time to save his friend's life.
+
+Hundreds of feet were now heard coming from the rear.
+
+Plunging through the darkness, falling over vines and rice-dykes,
+into ditches, came the yelling "Yankees." The tide of battle turned.
+
+The insurgents who had broken this weak line and were pouring in toward
+the city heard that awful and unexpected "Yankee yell." They halted. A
+moment later there was a clash that lasted but a second. Sweeping
+everything before them, the reënforcements changed the fortunes of
+the fight.
+
+The next day Benito visited his severely wounded master at the
+hospital. It was then that the Captain learned that Benito had
+overheard some Filipino venders inside the city drop a hint of
+the proposed attack. That night he set out to learn the details if
+possible. He arrived at the rebel lines safely, unrecognized and
+not suspicioned. He soon learned the plan of attack by hiding near a
+group of officers who were discussing it. He started back to inform
+his master of what he had learned, but was apprehended when trying
+to recross the Filipino lines. Charged with being a deserter, he was
+closely watched that night and the next day. The following night he
+evaded his guard during the confusion incident to the preparations for
+the battle, and made for the Americans as fast as his feet could take
+him, arriving in town at about one o'clock in the morning. Searching
+for the Captain, he could not find him. He then reported what he knew
+of the plans of the fight to Lieutenant Parsons, and learned from
+that officer the whereabouts of Sever and his company, and ran with
+all his might to warn him, for it was rapidly nearing the hour for
+the murderous onslaught. Parsons, after listening to Benito's story
+of what he had learned while in the enemy's camp, immediately started
+a mounted orderly to the Colonel. That worthy hastily dispatched a
+warning messenger and reënforcements to Sever. The rest has been told.
+
+A month later Sever was carried up the gang-plank of an army transport,
+on his way to the United States to recover from his wound. Benito
+was by his side. When the deck was reached, he took his master by the
+hand. Great tears were gathering in his eyes and tracing down his fine,
+dusky face as he said: "Adios, Capitan."
+
+The American officer struggled to make a reply, but there was something
+in his throat which prevented him.
+
+The two remained clasping hands for a minute, then Benito turned and
+slowly descended to the "lighter."
+
+Benito and his wife had urgent invitations to accompany Captain and
+Mrs. Sever to "God's country," but they chose to remain in their
+native land.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE ARMY MULE.
+
+
+ That republics are ungrateful,
+ Is adage old as sin;
+ That only he who has a pull
+ Can rake the chestnuts in;
+ And he, the faithful, honest heart,
+ Who meekly bears his humble part,
+ Is often dubbed a fool.
+
+ Oh, Dewey gets a mighty praise,
+ And everywhere they shout
+ And yell for Schley until they raise
+ Their very livers out;
+ Of rank and file much praise is heard,
+ But then you never hear a word
+ About the Army Mule.
+
+ He calmly bears his heavy pack,
+ And twists his tail in glee;
+ And chews at night a "gunny" sack,
+ When corn has "gang a-glee";
+ But for his patient, loving ways
+ No annals speak a word of praise
+ Of that poor Army Mule.
+
+ He nobly marched where bullets fell,
+ With calm and even tread;
+ And when he heard the bursting shell,
+ He only shook his head;
+ And at his post he nobly stood
+ To help the boys what e'er he could,
+ That faithful Army Mule.
+
+ 'Neath burning sun of Cuba's isle,
+ He brought the train along,
+ To furnish Shatter's men the while
+ They sang the "rifle song";
+ And but for him supplies were vain;
+ They must be brought through sun and rain,
+ By that same Army Mule,
+
+ In Luzon where the Army moves,
+ The festive Mule is nigh;
+ Too slow the pokey carabao proves,
+ For Yankee soldiers fly;
+ In heat or cold, in wet or dry,
+ In mud or dust, they can rely
+ On the true Army Mule.
+
+ He brings relief to sick and well,
+ When other sources fail;
+ His worth the soldier cannot tell,
+ His glory shall not pale;
+ And here a monument we raise,
+ A tribute to the worthy praise
+ Of the American Mule.
+
+ But first and foremost of them all,
+ In duty or in danger;
+ With biggest ears and loudest call,
+ And to fatigue a stranger;
+ The first on Santiago's brow,
+ And in Luzon the friskiest now:
+ Oh, that's the Missouri Mule.
+
+ --_W. S. Platt_.
+
+
+
+
+
+COMEDY AND CARNAGE.
+
+The "Sky Pilot" and the "Dutch" Corporal.--The Mule that Sounded the
+Charge.--"Bull's-Eye" Kelley and the Fire-Bug.
+
+
+War, with all its horrors, laconically described by General Sherman as
+hell, is not without its comedy. The marching through rain and mud;
+camping in marshes; digging in trenches, using the bayonet for a
+pick and the meat-ration can for a shovel; wading rivers by day and
+sleeping exposed to the elements by night, are all sandwiched with
+numerous mirthful incidents. Soldiers, above all people, have an eye
+for the ridiculous, and are ever ready to make merry and laugh over
+the most trivial matter. Even the horrors of battle are unable to
+quench the spark of gaiety ever present in the make-up of a "Yankee
+Doodle" soldier.
+
+There are even times when comrades are lying about dead and dying,
+and the missives of death yet speeding by, searching for new victims,
+or to penetrate the quivering form of the already wounded, that
+something occurs to bring forth peals of laughter.
+
+
+
+
+THE "SKY PILOT" AND THE "DUTCH" CORPORAL.
+
+
+During the mobilization of the Army at Tampa, Fla., at the outbreak of
+the Spanish-American War, an orthodox minister enlisted as a private in
+one of the infantry regiments. On the 6th of June came orders to break
+camp and prepare to go aboard transports for the invasion of Cuba.
+
+The railroad facilities from Tampa to Port Tampa, where the transports
+were waiting, were not equal to the emergency. Traffic became more
+or less clogged, and it was early the next morning when the regiment
+to which the preacher belonged was entrained. During the early part
+of the night the men were gathered in groups, some playing "shuffle
+the brogan," others busy at "nosey poker," while the greater part of
+them were smoking their pipes and telling yarns, or stretching their
+weary limbs on rolls of canvas, or on the bare ground asleep.
+
+The orthodox minister appeared worried. He was walking to and fro in an
+aimless manner like a headless chicken. After having paced backward
+and forward past a pile of mess-chests several times, each time
+sizing it up, he suddenly began to mount it, planted himself on the
+very pinnacle, and with a fog-horn voice began a patriotic harangue.
+
+Long, hair-raising, and Spanish-scalping sentences rolled from his
+lips like crude petroleum from a five-inch pipe. Each inflammatory
+oratorical flight was dramatically climaxed with the words, "For it
+is sweet to die for one's country."
+
+The sleeping ones restlessly turned over, rubbed their eyes, and opened
+their ears to this wonderful address. The entire regiment, officers
+included, soon became his audience, and all were inspired with the
+oft-repeated words, "For it is sweet to die for one's country."
+
+This regiment was one of the first to land in Cuba, and took a
+prominent part in the attack on El Caney. Its position during this
+fight, for many hours, was within a few hundred paces of the famous
+"stone block-house," in a sunken road, and was suffering heavily.
+
+Along about two o'clock in the afternoon matters began to look
+blue--even a general officer who had fought in many hard battles of the
+Civil War, and spent the best years of his life combating the Indians
+on the frontier, was overheard to mutter to his adjutant that he was
+"afraid we've bitten off more'n we can chew."
+
+There was not a cheerful face to be seen. Men with grinding teeth
+were soberly looking Death in the face. Sir Orthodox was burrowing
+his face into Mother Earth in a wild effort to shield himself from
+Mauser bullets. A German corporal was doing the same thing about
+fifty feet further down the road.
+
+As the corporal, better known as "Dutch," was burrowing his face
+in the mud, an idea struck him, and, like all Teutons, he must
+make it known. He raised his head and looked up and down the line
+of prostrate soldiers till his eye fell on the flattened figure of
+the minister. In a voice that could be heard the full length of the
+regiment, he bleated out: "Say, dere, Sky Pilots, id aind so schveet
+to died for vonce countries, aind id?"
+
+The effect was magical. Amid this scene of carnage and death a wild
+yell of merriment went up that brought courage to many weakening
+hearts, and Caney had fallen before the men had ceased to laugh at
+the joke on the preacher.
+
+
+
+
+THE MULE THAT SOUNDED THE CHARGE.
+
+
+He was a Colonel with enough dignity to rule the universe, but he
+knew no more about music than a pig does of navigation. With his
+regiment he was slipping up on a Filipino town at night. It was
+purely a clandestine movement--orders were given in whispered tones
+by tiptoeing orderlies. The men were holding their bayonet scabbards
+against their legs to obviate screeching and rattling, and every
+effort was made to minimize the sounds of a marching body of men.
+
+The Colonel with the battalion on the right had arrived within charging
+distance of the insurgent trenches. It was the pre-arranged plan for
+all the companies to arrive on this line before the general advance
+would be made. When all were ready, the charge would be sounded by
+the Colonel's bugler.
+
+The battalion with the Colonel was all ready for the bloody charge. Not
+knowing if the companies of the other battalions had arrived, the
+impatient commander sent his adjutant, mounted on a native charger, and
+his bugler, mounted on a Missouri mule, down the line to investigate.
+
+When all was in readiness, the adjutant was to have the bugler sound
+the charge, when the whole khaki-clad line, like a thousand demons,
+would set up that awful, "gu gu" terrorizing "Yankee yell," and wade
+into the unwary Tagalos with cold steel.
+
+The adjutant and his bugler found that the companies on the left
+were yet some distance to the rear. The former, while waiting for
+the companies to come up, dismounted to tighten his saddle-girth,
+while the latter busied himself looking for some signs of life in
+the enemy's trenches not two hundred yards ahead. His mule dropped
+his head in a dozing attitude. He suddenly appeared inspired, raised
+his head high in the air, looking toward the insurgent lines. Then,
+with a grunt, as if of satisfaction, elevated his chin, began working
+his huge ears backward and forward in a pumping motion, and set up a
+long-drawn "A-w-e ye! a-w-e ye! a-w-e ye! a-w-e ye!" in threatening
+tones, which sounded through the midnight air for miles around.
+
+The faithful animal had not finished his challenge when the deep voice
+of the Colonel rang out completely drowning it, giving commands for
+the charge. He flashed his saber, and gallantly led the only battalion
+on the line into the midst of thousands of dusky soldiers--he had
+heard the mule sound the charge.
+
+It was a brilliant victory. The town fell with but a single American
+casualty--that casualty left the bugler without a mount.
+
+
+
+
+
+"BULL'S-EYE" KELLEY AND THE FIRE-BUG.
+
+
+Where is there a soldier whose name is dry on the muster-rolls who
+has not heard of "Bull's-Eye" Kelley? Kelley gained his enviable name
+of "Bull's-Eye" by having spent twenty-two successive seasons on the
+target-range without ever making a "bull's-eye." As a reward for long
+and honest service--not for marksmanship--he was warranted a sergeant,
+and went with his regiment to the Philippines.
+
+While the regiment was doing garrison duty at one of the interior towns
+in Luzon, it was constantly harassed by the little rebels. One dark
+night in June they made a determined effort to drive the Americans
+out. The regiment had run short of officers, so this night Kelley was
+in command of his company. He was a strict disciplinarian--so much
+so that when out of his hearing the privates referred to him as the
+"Duke of Ireland."
+
+The night of this attack his orders were to keep his men lying
+flat on the ground and perfectly quiet. There was to be no talking,
+whispering, coughing, or smoking; or, as Kelley himself expressed it,
+"no nothin'" would be allowed.
+
+All sorts of insects, including lightning-bugs as big as incandescent
+lights, were singing and flying about, causing the men to put their
+hands and faces through a most unique series of gymnastics.
+
+The rebel fire was becoming alarmingly effective. Although they knew
+nothing of the location of Kelley's company, yet stray bullets coming
+that way had already hit two of his men, instantly killing one of
+them. He suspected that something was betraying his position. Looking
+down the line, he was horrified to discover what was unmistakably a man
+smoking. Flushed with anger, he shouted louder than his instructions
+would have permitted, "Hie there, me man! put thet cigaroot out,"
+but the light remained undisturbed. "I say there, ye insultin' divil
+of a rekroot, put out thet cigaroot," stormed the enraged Kelley.
+
+In reply came the low, mourner's-bench, meek voice of a South Carolina
+recruit: "It hain't a cigaroot, Sergeant; it's a lightnin'-bug as
+big as a search-light on 'Pin-Head' Hebb's mustache."
+
+The undaunted Kelley was not to be beaten thus, but sternly commanded:
+"I don't give a dom what 'tis, put it out."
+
+
+
+
+
+
+HOW I SAW AGUINALDO.
+
+An Army Officer's Curious Experience in Luzon.--A Tight Place and a
+Close Call.
+
+
+It was during the early part of the month of June that my company
+was doing outpost duty on the north line at San Fernando, one of
+the largest inland towns on the Island of Luzon. We had been on the
+south line, but on the morning on which this incident took place,
+were directed to relieve a company of another battalion of the same
+regiment on the north line.
+
+Our arrival at the outpost was very early in the morning; so early
+that it was impossible to distinguish a man from a high stump at a
+distance of 100 feet. The lay of the land was new to me; I hadn't the
+slightest idea of the contour of a foot of the ground to be covered
+by my company. After getting my men properly stationed along the
+line, guarding a front of about 1700 or 1800 yards, I took an old,
+reliable sergeant with me and proceeded to reconnoiter the territory
+to my front, and to make a rough sketch map, showing on it what I
+could of the Filipino trenches and their outposts.
+
+We started just as the sky began to turn a deep red in the east,
+and the "chuck me" chameleon, the harbinger of the early dawn,
+began his morning challenge. Our progress was very cautiously made
+through the cane-fields, banana groves, and bamboo jungles, halting
+and investigating the slightest noise, the rustling of a leaf or the
+breaking of a twig not escaping our attention. First, I would take the
+advance and then the Sergeant. When we passed through cane-fields we
+found the plowed grounds but little less than marshes, for the rainy
+season had just begun with torrential showers. Our bodies were soon
+soaked to the skin, for the leaves of the cane and banana stalks were
+burdened with water. The cane was a trifle higher than our heads,
+and the wide-spreading leaves of the banana hid the sky from view.
+
+After wading and splashing along toward the Filipino lines for about
+1400 yards, we suddenly and very unexpectedly came upon a well-traveled
+road, fringed with bamboo on either side, with quite a stretch of open
+ground beyond, in which was lying at the farther edge, the trenches
+of our enemies, which seemed to be at the time swarming with dusky
+soldiers preparing their morning meal.
+
+Believing ourselves not have been observed, we withdraw a short
+distance from the bamboo fringe into a banana grove, a position
+that afforded us concealment as well as an opportunity to make
+observations of the position of the trenches and location of the
+outposts of the rebels.
+
+I was busy making copious notes and my maps, while the Sergeant, with
+my field-glasses, was making most wonderful discoveries of masked
+batteries and gas-pipe cannon, when, all of a sudden, a cavalcade of
+insurgent officers, followed closely by a large body of foot soldiers,
+appeared down the road to our left, where there was a slight curve,
+not more than 200 yards away.
+
+What were we to do? At that short distance from our open-eared and
+alert rebellious fellow-citizens, we could not beat a precipitate
+retreat, or an orderly one, without disclosing our presence; and that
+fact once known to this body of armed men meant almost certain death,
+or worse, to be taken prisoners by this half-savage band. We held
+a hasty council of war in whispered tones, and decided to hold our
+ground till the danger passed.
+
+It was but a moment till the little steeds and their haughty riders
+were directly in front of us, not fifty paces away, and, to our
+intense surprise and discomfort, halted. There they stood, with
+the first ray of the rising sun resting full upon them, seventeen
+horsemen, officers, and just back of them about 5,000 infantrymen,
+all within a stone's throw of us. What made our position all the more
+precarious, the infantry was standing at a "rest," and were, as all
+soldiers do when first halted, looking in every direction in search of
+something--an enemy, fruit, a stray porker or a fowl. Our chances of
+being discovered were becoming momentarily greater. We could plainly
+see them, so naturally, if they would but look in the right direction,
+they could see us. What may not five hundred busy eyes discover?
+
+The danger of the mounted men seeing us was not so great, for they
+had discovered something interesting in our lines and were active
+with their glasses looking over our heads.
+
+Sixteen of these officers were dressed in light blue uniforms of
+some thin cloth, wide-brimmed sombreros, russet leather leggings,
+and clanking sabers dangling by their left sides, almost trailing the
+ground, while the trappings of their horses were enough to make the
+eyes of a militia major snap with envy. The other officer, who rode
+at the head, and the recipient of the most obsequious attentions,
+a man about middle age, with close-cropped hair, small restless
+eyes, and somewhat lighter complexioned than the average inhabitant
+of those far-away tropical islands, wore a neat-fitting uniform of
+khaki cloth over his diminutive body, and a helmet of the same color
+upon his well-shaped head. His mount was a beautiful dapple gray
+Filipino stallion, some larger than the average-sized native animal,
+and much more gorgeously caparisoned than the charges of the other
+officers. This pompously equipped commander wore at his left side
+a most handsome saber, and on his right he carried a revolver and
+field-glass case.
+
+The foot soldiers were of the famous Corps d'Elite, Aguinaldo's
+body-guard. We knew them by their bright red uniforms. Where Aguinaldo
+goes, there they go also. They are his constant attendants. They were,
+of course, all armed with Mauser rifles and laden with ammunition.
+
+We were so interested at the sight of this picked regiment of Tagalos,
+of which we had heard so much, that we almost forgot our danger, and
+actually raised our heads higher in order that we might have a better
+view of them. Just as we were craning our necks and straining our eyes
+to their utmost capacity, we were suddenly brought to a realization
+of our terrible danger by the officer in khaki dismounting, throwing
+the reins to an orderly, and advancing to the edge of the bamboo just
+in front of us. Like a flash the others followed him, and stood at
+attention just in his rear, gawking and peering in our direction. This
+was a trying moment for us. There stood the flower of the Filipino
+Army, facing two almost helpless servants of Uncle Sam, and, for
+all we knew, were deciding our fate, for they were discussing some
+important subject in the Tagalog tongue, all of which was Sanscrit to
+us. Our hearts were in our throats and kept up an increased throbbing
+in their new positions. Had we been discovered? Were those snapping,
+half-savage eyes now resting on us, and was the mode of our death being
+discussed? We knew not. Our faces were being pushed in the mud till
+our ears were begrimed in our mad efforts to conceal ourselves. We
+felt it would be but a matter of seconds till our hides would be
+perforated with Mauser bullets, or we would be bound, hand and foot,
+prisoners of a revengeful enemy.
+
+Their talk became excited. Something was being discussed with great
+interest and moment. The suspense was awful. Minutes passed as
+hours. Our skins would cringe when the thought of a volley liable to
+be fired into our bodies at any moment occurred to us.
+
+Would they never leave? Their conversation warmed. The khaki-clad
+officer said a word, and then they faced about, reëntered the road,
+and passed down it out of sight, one officer alone remaining with
+the foot soldiers, who gave some directions to the orderlies, and
+the horses were led across the road and hitched. We slowly raised our
+mud-besmeared faces. The infantry, still looking and chattering in the
+twangy language of their tribe, were holding their ground. We heard
+the officer in command say something about "aqua" in Spanish, then a
+few words of command followed. They instantly came to the "attention,"
+moved forward till the center of the column was opposite us, wheeled
+to the right by fours, and stacked their arms. "Aqua"; that meant
+water. We knew they would soon break ranks and go some place, we knew
+not where, to replenish their water-bottles. So far, then, we had been
+unobserved. But we remembered that just a few yards to the rear of us,
+and in a direct line from our enemies, was a rippling stream of crystal
+water. We exchanged looks. Oh, what looks! The Sergeant's expression
+was awful, and I knew mine to be none better. Here they came; 500 of
+them were moving toward us. Was it too late to run? No. I whispered,
+"Come on." We were about to rise and make a wild dash for life, when
+a sharp blast of a trumpet was sounded to our front. All stopped in
+their tracks. Another trumpet-call--a rush to arms. The officers came
+tearing back and remounted.
+
+We waited for the volley that was to send our souls into eternity. That
+we had been discovered we were sure.
+
+Boom! A loud report from our rear. It was unmistakably a cannon
+shot. An instant later a shrieking shell passed over our heads and
+tore its way through a stone sugar storehouse, 100 yards ahead,
+rending demolition everywhere in that vicinity.
+
+The officers madly spurred their diminutive mounts in a wild effort to
+secure speed. Off they rode at break-neck rate over rice-paddies and
+small ditches in the direction of the bamboo thickets beyond the open.
+
+But the infantrymen remained steadfast! They kept their close
+formation, facing us. I ventured to raise my head a trifle higher when
+I noticed the Sergeant putting his face through a series of grimaces
+that would tend to make it as muscular as his brawny arms. His struggle
+was in vain; he could not help it--he sneezed, not once, but twice,
+and once again.
+
+Five hundred ears pricked up, and as many pairs of eyes were thrown
+upon us. It was but a second till a dozen rifles were raised to as
+many shoulders, the muzzles all pointing in our direction.
+
+As a last effort to save our lives, I yelled to the Sergeant to follow,
+and started a disorderly retreat toward our lines.
+
+Boom! Was it a volley? No, another shot from the cannon. The shell
+struck between our enemies and ourselves and exploded. The sky was
+filled with everything. We looked back over our shoulders, but could
+not see the red uniforms for flying _débris_.
+
+An instant later we heared a crying, screaming, terror-stricken
+mass of humanity breaking through the bamboo on the farther side of
+the road. We halted. There they went, over dykes and ditches. All
+organization had fled with the winds in their wild efforts to escape
+the next shot from our artillery.
+
+Now we were safe, and sauntered lazily back to the company, giving
+our hearts an opportunity to resume a normal state of affairs.
+
+When we reached our lines we found that a recruit battery of
+light artillery had come out from the city that morning for
+target-practice. An experienced non-commissioned officer fired the
+first shot, which hit the sugar warehouse, the target. A recruit
+gunner fired the second, which, falling short, saved our lives. They
+knew nothing of the presence of the Filipinos or of my little
+reconnoitering party.
+
+The next day our native spies reported that Aguinaldo and his
+body-guard had come down from Angeles early the morning before,
+but had immediately returned.
+
+I laughed when I heard this report, for I knew the circumstances.
+
+The dapper little officer in khaki was Aguinaldo, and this is the
+story of how I saw him.--_Sunday Globe-Democrat_.
+
+
+
+
+
+WHAT THE WOUNDED SAY AND DO.
+
+An American Officer's True Stories of our Latest War.--Brave Men who
+Meet Death as Heroes Should.
+
+
+No two men behave alike when hit in battle. There is just as much
+difference in their actions as there is in the behavior of the members
+of a volunteer fire brigade at a country-town conflagration. The
+look of the mortally wounded is nearly always the same. There is
+always that deathly pallor that creeps over the face, and that fixed
+stare--horrible look of resignation--that tells so plainly that all
+is over with the unfortunate soldier. A few instances will serve to
+give a general idea of how the victims of the messengers of death
+receive them.
+
+On the 1st of July, a company of regular infantry, in reserve, was
+lying flat on their stomachs in a sunken road, a few hundred yards from
+the stone block-house of El Caney, Cuba. The men were under a terrific
+fire, but were not allowed to reply to it, for ammunition was growing
+scarce. For hours they remained in this position. They began to get
+restless and to shift about. As long as they kept low, there was no
+danger from Spanish fire, for the bank of the road was sufficiently
+high to afford security. Curiosity occasionally got the better of a
+man, and he would poke his head above the embankment and peer in the
+direction from which the bullets were coming. In the company was a
+large, muscular German, who had early become restless and curious to
+see what was transpiring. He would occasionally break out and swear
+because he was not given a chance to fire at the hated Dons. Of
+a sudden he ripped out a choice lot of the best in his vocabulary,
+raised his head above the bank, and shook his huge fist at the line of
+sombreros to be seen just above the Spanish trenches to the right of
+the block-house. Ping! ping! thud! "Wasn't that an awful sound?" a
+dozen soldiers chimed. There is no other sound produced that can
+be compared with it. It stands alone for all that is sickening and
+horrible. All knew that some one had been hit. A moment was passed
+in suspense. The German whispered, in the tones of death, to his
+comrade at his side: "Wipe the blood off of my face!" It was his last
+words. He drew his knees to his chin in the agonies of death, turned
+over on one side, burrowing his face in the mud, and died without a
+groan. A Mauser had hit him squarely between the eyes.
+
+A short time later a sergeant of one of the companies of the same
+regiment moved a few yards forward, trying to get a pot-shot at
+some Spanish sharpshooters who were snugly perched in the spreading
+tops of some royal palm trees, and were hitting some of our men. He
+sighted one and had his rifle to his shoulder, taking a fine bead,
+when all at once the rifle fell to the ground and his hands dropped
+helplessly by his side. He coolly faced about and walked toward the
+rear, his arms dangling like pendulums, not even so much as muttering
+a word. One of his company officers asked him what was the matter, to
+which he laconically replied, "Hit," and continued on his way to the
+dressing-station in the rear. He was shot through both shoulders--a
+serious wound, but he recovered.
+
+About an hour after the German was killed the same company was
+ordered to take a position farther to the right. They walked along,
+goose-fashion, single file, moving by the right flank toward their
+new position. Next to the last man in the rear was a corporal, a
+new man, just a few months in the service. Biff! ping! bang! went the
+deadly missiles. One struck a man's rifle-barrel, cutting it almost in
+two. Another split the stock of a gun in a man's hand. Then one struck
+the recruit corporal's left arm, passing through the biceps. With
+an expression of great surprise he for a moment stood still, saying
+nothing. His eyes began to dilate, and then of a sudden he threw his
+fowling-piece high in the air, grasped his left arm with his right
+hand, and started for the rear at a disgraceful gait, yelling so as
+to be heard above the din of battle: "I've got it! I've got it! I've
+got it!" The last that was seen of him that day he had "it," and was
+taking "it" to the rear with him.
+
+On San Juan Ridge, July 2d, just as Chaffee's brigade had reached the
+crest, they were ordered to lie down and intrench, using the bayonet
+as a pick and the hands for shovels. A dashing young fellow of one of
+the companies on the right of the line was some distance in advance
+of his fellows when the halt was made. Instead of falling back on the
+line with the other men, he stopped where he was. One of the officers
+shouted at him several times to fall back, as he was in danger of his
+own men shooting him, but he did not hear. The officer then walked
+down to where he was, grabbed him by a leg, and started to drag him
+back to the line. He had but started when he felt the man's whole body
+quiver, and he flopped himself over on his back, saying as he did so,
+"I'm done for." Some of the men came to the soldier and assisted the
+officer to carry him to a place of security. With a bayonet one of the
+men cut off his clothing, when a Mauser hole was seen just above the
+heart, where the bullet entered, passing through his body and coming
+out between the shoulders, near the spine. The man said no more at
+the time. His wounds were bound by sympathetic hands. All except the
+wounded man returned to the firing-line. The Spanish fire was heavy,
+and kept up for four hours, occasionally a soldier dropping out,
+wounded or killed. When all was quiet, the officer and one of his
+soldiers returned to see if the young man were yet alive. They found
+him sitting against a small tree. His first words were: "Bill, give
+me a cigarette." The man is living to-day.
+
+Just about the time this man was wounded a man in the next company on
+the right suddenly threw down his bayonet, jumped to his feet, paused
+for a second or two, looking in the direction of the Spanish trenches,
+then threw both hands to his breast, saying, "I'm hit." He turned about
+and walked into the dense thickets of cactus and Spanish bayonet, and
+was never seen nor heard of again. He undoubtedly crawled far back into
+the heavy tropical growth and died, where the vultures claimed him.
+
+One of the coolest men who ever received a wound was an infantryman
+at San Fernando, in the Island of Luzon, on the 16th of June. The
+insurgents made a determined effort to retake the town early
+on the morning of that day. They opened up simultaneously from
+every quarter, and the kind and variety of missiles used would be
+beyond the wildest expectations of that sweet-throated midnight
+serenader, the Thomas-cat. Out of an old smooth-bore cannon they
+threw railroad spikes, horseshoes, old clocks, lemon-squeezers,
+and cobble-stones. From their Remingtons they shot large cubical and
+irregular-shaped lead slugs. One of these struck this cool man high
+in the right groin, deeply imbedding itself. The pain must have been
+excruciating, for the man was terribly lacerated. He hobbled to his
+company commander, saluted, and asked permission to fall out and lie
+down, as he had been hit. He was lying near a road where his comrades
+passed to and fro during the entire fight, but no one heard a word
+or a groan out of him unless he was spoken to.
+
+During the same fight, in another company of the same regiment, a
+battalion sergeant-major was ordered to take two squads and proceed
+to a point about 400 yards down the Angeles Road, where there was
+a small trench, and defend it. When about half-way down, one of
+his men, a green "rookie," received a severe wound in the leg. The
+Sergeant endeavored to start him to the rear, with a man to assist
+him along, but he protested. Nothing but to continue to the front
+with his squad would do. He loaded and fired with the other men till
+the fight was over. This man was recommended for a medal of honor by
+his captain.--_From Leslie's Weekly, of December 9, 1899_.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+THE FLIGHT OF "FATHER TIME."
+
+A Case of Mistaken Identity.
+
+
+Captain C. was what soldiers call a "fussy" officer. He was constantly
+prying into matters that concerned him but little, and wasted his
+energies in performing duties usually within the province of a
+corporal. In fact, he would march a "set of fours" to dinner. In a
+fight, however, his soul enlarged, and he was ever to be found at the
+front directing his men, and doing much to atone for sins committed
+during less exciting moments. Always in the van, his long, gray
+whiskers gently flowing in the breezes, his sword drawn and pointing
+toward the enemy, suggested to the men the pictures they had seen in
+almanacs of "Father Time"; and when speaking of him among themselves,
+he had no other name.
+
+In August, 1899, his company was at Angeles, in Luzon, and was
+entrenching on the outskirts, for the pesky little "niggers" were
+constantly threatening and frequently attacking the place.
+
+The Quartermaster Department hired a lot of Macebebes, who had offered
+their services, to do the harder part of the work of trench-digging,
+for the men were exhausted by an arduous and exacting campaign.
+
+One bright morning about two hundred of these laborers were put to work
+a short distance to the front of the trenches under construction,
+to cut away a dense growth of cane, and open up a field of fire
+toward the enemy. The faithful fellows jumped into the work with a
+vim seldom seen in that country, slashing to the right and left with
+bolos, machetes, knives, hoes, scythes, and a variety of other edged
+implements, felling the large cane stalks with great rapidity.
+
+"Father Time's" company was just in rear of them, with rifle and belt,
+ready to protect them from the insurgents, who hated a Macebebe even
+worse than a despised Americano.
+
+The usual activity in the cane-field was soon discovered by the festive
+little rebels, who promptly proceeded to pour volleys into the place
+where the cane was so mysteriously disappearing. The unarmed Macebebes
+stood their ground for a moment, but when the Mauser bullets came
+whistling uncomfortably close, and one of them had been slightly hit,
+they could stand it no longer, but, with an unearthly yell of fright,
+they broke for the rear like a herd of stampeded cattle. A regular
+race of mad men.
+
+When the firing began, the soldiers threw themselves upon the ground
+as flat as pancakes. The Captain was busy writing in a nipa palm hut
+a few hundred yards in rear. He rapidly buckled on his equipment and
+"took up the double time" to join his men. As he neared the trenches
+he raised his head to look for his company. Not a soldier was in
+sight. As he stood in wonderment it seemed that the gates of the
+infernal regions were standing ajar and the inmates escaping toward
+him. Two hundred black devils, every imp of them screaming and yelling
+at each leap forward, were coming for him, armed with bolos and other
+death-dealing weapons, to mince him in a thousand pieces. He knew his
+men had been massacred to a man. He alone remained to face this mass
+of uncivilized warriors eager for every drop of his blood.
+
+No general ever more quickly decided upon a definite maneuver, or put
+one into execution with a more fixed determination than this veteran
+officer, hero of three wars, decided to decrease the distance between
+himself and the main body of his regiment in town. Two miles over
+muddy roads and rice "paddies" is not an easy march for a young man,
+but when a valiant gentleman of sixty summers covers the distance at
+a forced-march gait, without a halt, a record has been broken.
+
+When "Father Time" learned that not a man of his company had been hurt,
+he was pleased; but the news that he had mistaken a lot of Macebebes,
+hopelessly stampeded, for a blood-thirsty enemy, had to be broken to
+him gently by the Colonel.
+
+
+
+
+
+CAMP ALARMS--FALSE BUT STARTLING.
+
+The Red-Headed Recruit and the Cuban Dog.--The Charge of the Hospital
+Corps.--Private Timmons and the Carabao.
+
+
+In the face of his reputation for undaunted courage and dashing deeds
+of valor, the American soldier has at times allowed himself to become
+frightfully alarmed and on the eve of being panic-stricken, when taken
+unawares. He soon collects himself, however, and is ready to meet
+all emergencies, let them come from whatever source they will. Even
+the old "vet" may lose his head for a moment or two, and find some
+difficulty in establishing his equilibrium. The Yankee soldier is ever
+ready to obey his officer, and if the latter will but keep his wits,
+order may be restored out of hopeless demoralization.
+
+The Civil War was replete with camp alarms, some of them of the
+most ridiculous type; and our war with Spain and the Filipinos has
+added greatly to the stock. The tropical countries, with their dense
+growths of vegetation, myriads of crawling creatures, and hair-raising
+sounds, form a replete field for alarms, which are usually started
+by frightened sentries on lonely outposts.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE RED-HEADED RECRUIT AND THE CUBAN DOG.
+
+
+One of the most notable alarms that occurred during the campaign
+about Santiago was within two miles of the "Stone Block-House," at
+El Caney, on the night before the attack on that place. The brigade
+that did the hardest fighting there, and that had been in advance
+the greater part of the time from the landing at Baiquiri, received
+orders late in the afternoon of June 30th to move forward and take
+a position within easy striking distance of El Caney, and to there
+rest on arms for the night. The march began at dusk, and, by a long,
+circuitous route, ended at 12 o'clock midnight at an open field, which
+the guides said was within two miles of the nearest Spanish position in
+the town. The march, in single file, up and down hills, over slippery
+ground, by men as silent as mice, was a tiresome one. All were glad
+to hear the word passed along in low whispers to quietly lie down,
+retaining arms and equipment, and bivouac for the night. The silence
+of death prevailed. The long line of dark figures on the open field,
+silhouetted against the star-lit sky, and the stillness that reigned,
+reminded one more of stereopticon views thrown upon canvas, than of the
+presence of eighteen hundred fighting men, stealing upon their prey.
+
+It was not a minute after the whispered command to lie down was given
+till all except a few selected for duty on outposts had stretched
+their weary limbs on the dewy grass.
+
+The outposts were placed around the main body, some few hundred yards
+distant, most of them in the direction of the Spanish lines. The
+command was soon asleep. There was the usual number of disturbed
+dreamers, and occasionally the snorer would burst out in loud and
+long-drawn tones, only to be promptly kicked in the ribs by his
+light-sleeping comrade. The nocturnal cigarette-smoker was prohibited
+from indulging in his nightly practice, and soon there was a long
+mass of sleeping humanity, not a sign of wakeful eyes to be seen.
+
+As sudden as the flash of lightning the woods in the direction of the
+Spanish lines was filled with yells, screams, and the heavy falling
+of feet in rapid retreat.
+
+The brigade sprang to its feet as if each man had been lying on a
+stiff spring and the whole touched off simultaneously by the pressing
+of a button--every man with loaded and cocked rifle in hand. Then began
+the low, mumbling sound of a suddenly aroused camp. The efforts of the
+officers who had kept their heads to keep it down were fruitless. It
+was a long line of buzzing sounds like the swarming of bees. But the
+screaming and yelling continued and grew nearer.
+
+Shouting at the top of his voice at every jump, "They're
+coming! they're coming!" tall, lean, red-headed, and hatless, the
+recruit sentry came by leaps and strides, and close at his heels a
+half-starved Cuban dog, playfully pursuing him, soliciting some of
+the hardtack in the recruit's haversack.
+
+It was near dawn before complete order was restored. Many eyes were
+opened by that alarm raised by the panic-stricken recruit that never
+again closed till closed in death.
+
+
+
+
+THE CHARGE OF THE HOSPITAL CORPS.
+
+
+The campaign in the Philippines against the wily Tagalo has been
+replete with false alarms, owing to the prowling and sneaking nature
+of the enemy, and the unearthly noises made by the animals of that
+sun-scorched and water-splashed country.
+
+There is a line of trenches and block-houses around the city of Manila,
+the average distance being about two miles out from the suburbs. This
+was called the "firing-line." On first arriving from the United
+States, regiments were sent out to occupy a part of this position, to
+recuperate from the long sea voyage aboard crowded transports, and at
+the same time help maintain the line of defense around the city. Most
+of the newly arrived regiments were filled up with recruits with but
+a few months' service; so this position afforded the opportunity to
+get these men in shape for field-service.
+
+This line of defense was the theater in which was acted the comedy
+of the war. Here is where occurred the most foolish alarms and at
+the same time some serious ones.
+
+There is one famous charge (?) that occurred in a newly arrived
+regiment, which was spending its first night on the Island of Luzon
+in these trenches. It is known as the "Charge of the Hospital Corps,"
+and promises to be handed down in army tradition. The gallant leader
+of this daring advance was a young surgeon, recently appointed to
+the regular establishment as a battalion pill-dispenser. His command
+consisted of three privates and an acting steward of the Hospital
+Corps.
+
+Arguing that he was fighting a savage enemy, not a party to the Geneva
+Convention, and consequently would not recognize as non-combatants
+the wearers of the red cross, he succeeded in having a requisition
+honored by the ordnance officer for five big forty-five caliber
+"six-shooters," with which he armed himself and command.
+
+This embryo warrior and his gallant following were tickled with their
+toys, and flourished them most dangerously during the day, vowing
+death and destruction to any thousand Filipinos who would dare to
+face them and their death-dealing weapons.
+
+The doctor, or "Pills," as the men called him, established his
+battalion hospital in a ravine in a break in the trenches. It was a
+lonesome place. Night came on, and the corps men retired to sleep their
+first night on Luzon's soil; but their sleep was not easy. Visions of
+gore and midnight slaughter passed in review before their drowsy eyes;
+and just as a black-faced little rebel had them by the throat and
+was plunging a great long knife into their vitals, they would awaken
+with a start, feel under their heads for their fire-arms, to reassure
+themselves, pat the trusty weapon a time or two, call it "good old
+Bets," and again doze off to sleep, only to repeat the performance.
+
+One hungry, gaunt-looking fellow, who his comrades said had a head that
+would fit in a regulation full-dress helmet, could stand the nervous
+strain no longer. The noises that came from the little thickets of
+bamboo and cogonales into his little "tepee" were more than he could
+stand. He had listened to them in his mind, enlarged, multiplied,
+and magnified them in his own imagination, till he was sure the whole
+insurrectionist army was quietly, inch by inch and foot by foot,
+slipping down upon him. Up he jumped, revolver in hand, gripping
+the handle and gritting his teeth, and proceeded to investigate the
+sounds. Approaching within a few yards of a thick bunch of trees not
+far in front of the hospital tent, he halted to listen. Yes, they
+were there beyond all doubt. He could almost see them crawling toward
+him; a hundred dusky demons upon all fours, with long, glistening,
+razor-edged knives held between their shining teeth. They must be
+stopped. With a loud voice, trembling with fear, he challenged:
+"If you're an American, for God's sake say so, or I'll shoot." The
+noise made no reply, and the shooting began promptly as promised.
+
+The valiant "Pills" landed on his feet in the middle of
+his tent, rallying his men, and was soon leading them to the
+attack. Bang! bang! biff! bang! rang out the loud-mouthed Colt's
+revolvers. A moment later the Krags began to pop to the right and
+left, the alarm traveling up and down the line with lightning-like
+rapidity. Soon six miles of grim-looking rifle muzzles were pointing
+toward the innocent nothing to the front, a volley occasionally
+resounding through the midnight air at an imaginary enemy.
+
+Dawn found "Pills" searching the field of battle for dead and
+wounded. He discovered numerous bullet-holes in his tent and medicine
+chests, made by 45-caliber balls; and, lying near the place where the
+gaunt, hungry-looking corps man first fired upon the enemy, he found
+poor "Paterno," Company E's monkey mascot, with a short and bloody
+tail, that member having been lost in the battle--a penalty for his
+nocturnal perambulations.
+
+
+
+
+
+PRIVATE TIMMONS AND THE CARABAO.
+
+
+Timmons was a recruit private in an infantry regiment, and, when
+stationed in a temperance community, was a mighty good soldier. True
+to his steel, he met death in the general advance from San Fernando,
+in August, 1899. He was one of those jolly, good natured fellows who
+can sit in the mud and crack jokes, and sing standing in water to
+his arm-pits. And what is better, he possessed the happy faculty of
+imparting his exuberance to his long-faced, homesick, and downcast
+fellow-privates. His temper was as smooth as a becalmed sea, and
+seldom was it that a ripple passed over the smooth surface. There
+was just one word in the soldier's vocabulary that would disturb him,
+but this word never failed to bring on a typhoon. This innocent yet
+magic word was "carabao," the name of the water buffalo, the beast
+of burden that formed the American "cracker line" in the Philippines
+before the introduction of the ever-faithful mule. This is how it
+came to have such a terror for poor Timmons:
+
+His regiment was undergoing its training on the "firing-line," and
+his company furnished twelve men daily for the "lunette," a kind of
+detached bastion about 800 yards in front of the line in the direction
+of the enemy. This was a lonesome detail. Just twelve men to man an
+isolated little fort, the enemy known to be in great numbers not more
+than four or five miles away. It came Timmons' turn to go on this duty
+for, the first time. The detail, in command of a sergeant, marched
+out at sundown and relieved the men who had been on the previous
+twenty-four hours. The old guard turned over its orders and at the
+same time reported having seen some armed "gugus" in the direction
+of the Mariquina River, which ran in front of the "lunette" about a
+thousand yards away, the intervening space being an open rice-field.
+
+The old guard marched off and the new one on, throwing off their
+blanket-rolls and making themselves as comfortable for the night
+as possible. But two men at a time were required to remain awake
+and vigilant.
+
+Night came on as black as the enemy they were fighting, and with it
+all the breath-stopping and hair-raising noises that the myriads of
+flying and crawling animals of that war-ridden country produces. There
+was the "vantriloquest" bird, gifted with a voice that is the essence
+of all that is frightful and hideous in sounds--forty demons running
+amuck and coming your direction.
+
+In painful harmony was the low, deep tones the "chuck me," whose
+vocal cords are tuned after the left end of the key-board of the
+pipe organ. Then there were slimy lizards, chameleons, tree-frogs,
+scorpions, and wonderful bugs, all with voices peculiar to their
+families. There were lightning-bugs as big as jack-o'-lanterns,
+and tarantulas with round and velvety bodies, and a spread of legs
+that would cover a frying-pan. All this and the known presence of
+a sneaking enemy was enough to test the nerves of veterans, so its
+effect on recruits can easily be imagined.
+
+Timmons' time to remain awake and go on post duty arrived. Jones,
+who called himself an old "vet," because he had served in Cuba,
+went on with "Tim," as his comrades called him. Their turn began
+at midnight. The Sergeant, who had posted them, was soon lying down
+taking a non-commissioned officer's sleep--one eye closed, the other
+on the _qui vive_. Both sentries were on the alert. Many suspicious
+noises came to their ears, and imaginary murderous-looking "niggers"
+were seen lurking in the grass, behind rice-dykes, and lying crouching
+on the ground. If "Tim" discovered something that he was certain was a
+death-dealing boloman, he would tiptoe over to Jones and hold a council
+of war. That worthy--the old "vet"--would dispense nerve-soothing
+whispers in his ears, and he would return to his post a less nervous
+"rookey."
+
+The time dragged wearily on, and finally arrived when they were about
+to be relieved. The blackest of the night was on. Jones left his post
+to arouse the Sergeant and acquaint that official with the hour. "Tim"
+was now alone. A slowly moving figure loomed up before him not fifty
+yards away. Then came the sounds of heavy tramping feet. The sounds
+were rapidly drawing nearer. There, before his dilated eyes, dimly
+outlined, and within pistol-shot, was the enemy in great numbers,
+who would soon close around the little garrison and murder them to
+a man. What should he do? His orders were strict about giving undue
+alarms, but if he wasted a moment longer, there would be no time for
+defense. If he left his post to arouse his comrades, the enemy would
+rush upon them. No. He would give the alarm by firing and one dead
+Filipino would be the result of it. He nervously raised his rifle,
+took deliberate aim at the advancing figures, and fired. There was a
+sickening thud, a heavy fall, and low, deep moans. The men were aroused
+and manned the fort. The Sergeant ordered a general fusillade. The
+regiment was in the trenches in a moment and remained there till dawn.
+
+The first light of day revealed, lying in a great pool of his own
+blood, "Big Bill," the bull buffalo that drew the headquarters
+water-cart, who had been out grazing that night.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+AN ENCOUNTER WITH BOLOMEN.
+
+A True Narrative of a Personal Experience in the Philippines.
+
+By a Lieutenant of Infantry.
+
+
+The organized bands of Filipinos known as bolomen are so called because
+their principal weapon is the long, broad-bladed, vicious-looking
+knife called the bolo, with which they do their deadly work. They
+make many boasts of their prowess and skill in taking human life, and
+one of their proudest feats is to sever the head from the body with
+a single blow. Our men in the Philippines who are on detached duty,
+or who for any cause are away from their commands, are frequently
+attacked by these men.
+
+As a rule, bolomen do not carry rifles, although many carry revolvers
+when they can get them. Their work is to kill at short range. With
+the stealth of a cat they slip up on their victim, strike him a deadly
+blow, and then beat a quick retreat to their own lines.
+
+Many of the insurgent officers and soldiers carry bolos, but the
+genuine bolomen are an organized body belonging to Aguinaldo's army,
+who have as distinct a work to do as the different branches of our own
+service. Their work is solely to surprise the unsuspecting outpost,
+officer or soldier, to dispatch him and run away before the deed has
+been discovered.
+
+Their feats are commonly committed in the darkness of the night Then
+their cat-like tread serves them well. Stealing noiselessly along
+through banana groves and bamboo thickets, cane-fields and cogonales,
+they approach within a few feet of their intended victim and lie for
+a few moments watching him as a snake eyes a defenseless bird.
+
+During the months of June and July, 1899, my regiment was doing duty
+at San Fernando, about forty miles from Manila. The companies of the
+regiment took turns on outpost, going on this duty every fourth day
+and being in reserve on the outpost line the day preceding that on
+which they went on post. This gave the companies two nights in houses
+in town and two on the line out of every four.
+
+My company did duty on what was known as the north line, extending
+from San Fernando a full mile toward Angeles. The entire distance was
+an almost impenetrable jungle of bamboo and banana trees, intertwined
+and interwoven with vines, thorn-bushes, and many other forms of
+tropical growth.
+
+To the front was an immense cane-field, with a "paddy-field"
+beyond. The cane was from five to seven feet high. Along this deep
+fringe of bamboo and matted undergrowth, and near the edge next to
+the cane-field, our pickets, or Cossack posts, as they are properly
+called, were stationed at distances ranging from one hundred and fifty
+to two hundred and fifty yards apart, one corporal and six privates
+at each post.
+
+On the tenth of July my company went out in reserve, and early in
+the morning relieved the company there on the outpost line, Nothing
+took place during the day except the usual exchange of shots with
+the insurgent pickets. Most officers when in command of companies on
+this duty visit their sentries some time during the night, in order
+to reassure their men, and to see that they are well-instructed and
+on the alert. I have always followed this practice.
+
+I started on a tour of inspection at about 9:30, visiting first the
+post on the railroad on the left of the line, then taking the other
+posts in succession down toward the right It had rained in torrents
+for several days, and wide, deep pools of water had formed everywhere
+along the way. Because of these pools, I was wearing high-topped
+rubber boots. Shortly after ten o'clock I arrived at the next to the
+last post on the line, which was about two hundred and fifty yards
+farther on. Between these two pickets was the most dense growth of
+bamboo trees and banana stalks to be found in that neighborhood, and
+the entire distance was a continuous chain of diminutive lakes. There
+was a path leading through this net-work from one picket to the other.
+
+It was drizzling. The immense spreading leaves of the banana and
+thickly matted foliage of the bamboo formed a canopy that shut out
+every trace of light. No dungeon was ever darker than this path.
+
+Notwithstanding the gloomy surroundings caused by the death-like
+stillness, the darkness of the night, the water dripping from
+the overhanging vegetation and completely saturating my clothes,
+my occasionally colliding with a thorny shrub, or tripping over a
+low-hanging vine, I was in excellent spirits. I groped along the
+cave-like way, humming in a low tone "The Girl I Left Behind Me,"
+and had reached a point about midway between the pickets. Then,
+although I could see no one, I suddenly became aware of the presence
+of a human being.
+
+I stopped as if I had been struck dead, and strained my eyes. There,
+just in front of me, near enough for me to grasp with my hands, I saw
+the dim outlines of a short, thick-set man. Was he one of my men? No,
+for no man would dare to leave his post at that time of night. Should
+he be discovered in such an act, the penalty for his crime would
+be death.
+
+"Hello! Who are you?" I said. There was no answer from the man;
+instead, I saw his right hand quickly strike out from his shoulder,
+and the flash of a glistening blade. I threw up my left hand, and
+our wrists met in heavy collision; but his blow was stronger than my
+ward, for I felt a sharp sting in my face just below the left eye,
+and a moment later the warm blood trickled down my cheek. With my
+left hand I grabbed his wrist just below the thumb and gripped it
+like grim death, but he was not to be beaten thus. I felt the sinews
+of his wrist rise, and the grinding of the muscles, and then the same
+stinging sensation that I had felt in my face I now felt in my wrist.
+
+I could count the cuts as he made them--one, two, three--all on my
+left wrist and hand, and then the blood began to run down my forearm,
+as our hands were elevated.
+
+This occupied but a second of time. He raised his left hand, and I saw
+another flash. What it was I knew not, but I immediately grasped his
+wrist and tried to force this hand behind him. Before I could do so,
+he fired, and the ball passed through my left boot-leg. The muzzle
+was so close to me that the force of the powder almost threw me to
+the earth. I ground my teeth in a desperate effort to force his hand
+behind him. My left hand, cut and bleeding, still held his right. Now
+forcing the fight with the revolver, he tried vainly to raise it and
+shoot me in the body. Throwing my whole strength on my right arm,
+I succeeded in forcing back his revolver hand. At this he began to
+shoot at my feet.
+
+The first shot missed, but he immediately followed it with another. It
+struck, for my right foot felt as if it had been hit with a club,
+and grew numb. Four more shots came in quick succession. One of
+them--which I cannot tell--struck the same foot and broke the bridge,
+as I knew from the immediate loss of strength in that member.
+
+Now all was quiet. We stood with our heaving chests touching. I
+felt his breath in my face, and his heart palpitating against my
+breast. There was a lull in the battle. I felt safe, as far as
+the revolver was concerned, for he had emptied that, but the deadly
+knife was still poised over my head. My life depended entirely on the
+strength of my wounded hand and wrist, which were holding the knife
+away from my throat.
+
+Now I remembered that bolomen never travel alone. That he had comrades
+within a few feet of me, who were trying to distinguish between us,
+so that they might be sure that their knifes should enter my back
+instead of his, I was certain. My flesh cringed at the thought;
+I could almost feel the cold steel enter my body.
+
+It was time for me to force the fight. My right foot was badly
+wounded, but the knee was yet unhurt. With this I struck the man a
+blow in the abdomen, and quickly followed it with another. It was
+evident that he was weakening. He again made a desperate effort to
+free the hand which held the bolo, but my endeavor to keep him from
+succeeding was greater. I drew back the right leg as far as I could,
+doubled up the knee, and, with all the strength that I possessed,
+drove it again into his abdomen.
+
+The effect was marvelous; his muscles relaxed, his struggles grew
+feeble, and his breathing was badly interrupted. This was the decisive
+part of the fight, and I grasped the opportunity. With all my might
+I threw him from me. He fell among the bushes, and was lost in the
+blinding darkness. I drew my revolver from the scabbard, and fired
+in the direction in which I had thrown him. This shot was answered
+by a cry which told me he had been hit.
+
+At this moment I heard the twigs breaking and the leaves rustling
+behind me. Like a flash I faced about and fired at the approaching
+figures--my assailant's fellow-bolomen. The effect of the shot was
+to cause a heavy rustling and the sound of many feet in rapid retreat.
+
+I had been careless enough to come into this jungle with but two loads
+in my revolver, and these had been fired. When I began to reload,
+my right foot gave way and I fell. Lying on the ground, I loaded and
+fired again. The groans of my wounded enemy were getting farther away,
+and the sounds finally died in the direction of the Filipino line.
+
+I hobbled to my nearest outpost, where one of the men bound my wounds,
+and later I received the attention of a medical officer. I believe
+myself to be the first American soldier to live to tell the tale of
+his fight with bolomen.--_From Youth's Companion of February 1, 1900_.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+"CARABAO BILL."
+
+A Midnight Reconnaissance in the Philippines.
+
+
+"Carabao Bill," from his dress and manner, might be said to be a
+typical United States Army officer. His figure would probably fall
+short of the standard, but he was no less strong and healthy than his
+brother knights of the sword. His strength was more to be compared to
+that patient animal after which he was nick-named, the mighty carabao,
+but he lacked the grace of form and dignity of bearing that the average
+wearer of shoulder-straps in Uncle Sam's army is supposed to possess.
+
+The soldiers said he waltzed like a cow and walked like a camel--moving
+one corner at a time--which was indeed a graphic way of describing
+his movements.
+
+William Van Osdol was his name, and he was a second lieutenant in the
+--th Infantry. After several months of hard service in the Philippines
+he earned for himself the unenviable sobriquet of "Carabao Bill,"
+because his awkward movements, ox-like strength, and slow but sure
+gait were so much like the sturdy animal that formed our "cracker line"
+that that name could not but suggest itself.
+
+In Cuba he served as a sergeant in one of the regular infantry
+regiments. He was the proud possessor of a bayonet scabbard, several
+times punctured by Mauser bullets, which he had worn in the charge up
+San Juan Hill. It was for "gallant and meritorious conduct" during this
+fight that won for him the recommendation for commissioned rank; and
+it was but shortly after he had returned from fever-ridden Santiago,
+when in the hospital at Montauk Point, that the much-coveted document,
+making him an officer in the United States Army, reached him.
+
+Van Osdol was a born fighter. The set of his lower jaw and the quick
+snap of his light blue eyes left nothing to be guessed at on that
+line. While he was not a picturesque nor dashing officer, yet his heavy
+growth of fiery red locks was ever to be seen in the front of the fight
+and seldom under cover. An Irish corporal, who had once fallen a victim
+to his disciplining, declared, "The sorril-topped lootenint hain't
+brains 'nuff to git scart," but this was not true. While not a man
+renowned for brilliancy of intellect, yet he was a level-headed thinker
+whose judgment was always good on minor matters. He was frequently
+selected to conduct scouting expeditions where good "horse sense" and
+nerve were much more expedient than a superabundance of gray matter
+abnormally developed with theories of fine tactics and maneuvers.
+
+When the --th Infantry, to which he belonged, was doing duty at
+a convent some fifty or sixty miles from Manila, on the Manila
+and Dagupan Railroad, the Tagalos gave the usual annoyance. Their
+threatenings and feeble attacks came mostly from the west, but as
+the rainy season approached the torrential showers soon flooded that
+vicinity, so they changed their base of harassing to a village of
+bamboo and nipa palm huts on the further side of a river running
+parallel to the American outpost line on the south, about five
+thousand yards away. The intervening ground was taken up with rice
+paddies, banana groves, cogonales, or tall grass, and occasionally
+a bamboo jungle.
+
+The rebels had no sooner occupied this new position, than they began to
+entrench, take possession of the huts, and make themselves comfortable
+in other ways, giving promise to make matters lively for our troops
+the rainy season.
+
+They were frequently reënforced, greater activity was seen among them,
+and their boldness was unprecedented. Some days, when the tropical
+sun was beating down its sweltering rays, and our men were seeking
+every vestige of shade, the pesky little Filipinos would suddenly
+emerge into the open rice-field, deploy into line of skirmishers,
+and advance in a most threatening manner toward the American lines.
+
+The outposts would become alarmed and call for the regiment to support
+them. Out the companies would rush at double-time, amid swearing and
+sweat. When the deployments were made and all was ready to receive
+the dusky foe, he would suddenly face about before he had approached
+within effective rifle-range. The regiment's orders were to hold
+the convent; consequently the enemy could not be pursued beyond the
+outposts' limits.
+
+One morning during the latter part of July, 1899, it was observed that
+there were no signs of the festive "gugus" in the accustomed place. No
+smoke; no outposts; no soldiers in short white pants and wide brimmed
+sombreros. This was an unusual thing--for, while Aguinaldo's men were
+never known to hold a position against the mad attacks of our boys
+in blue, the voluntary abandonment of their works was an unheard-of
+proceeding.
+
+Treachery, or the same thing, Filipino strategy, was strongly
+suspected. They were playing some game, and the senior officer at
+the convent determined to learn the trump.
+
+Just as the shades of evening began to gather, on the day when
+the Tagalos made their mysterious disappearance, "Carabao Bill,"
+who was in command of his company on outpost, and had it quartered
+in a church which had once been held by the natives and abandoned
+under pressure, turned out his men to do the daily police. While
+he was busy reprimanding a private, who was noted for laziness and
+shirking his duty, and had just been adding to his reputation for
+such, a battalion adjutant, a tall and handsome fellow with a slight
+partiality for legs, came dashing up on a native pony. His knees were
+bent and elevated toward his chin in order that his pedal extremities
+might not collide with the frail limbs of his steaming mount.
+
+Owing to the shortness of his stirrup-straps, he dismounted rather
+ungracefully, but soon gathered himself into military shape and
+smartly saluted "Bill," saying: "Sir, the Commanding Officer presents
+his compliments and directs that at twelve o'clock to-night you take a
+non-commissioned officer and fourteen privates of your company and make
+a thorough reconnaissance of the grounds between here and the enemy's
+position on the south, and determine if possible their whereabouts,
+strength, and probable intention; and report to him immediately on
+your return."
+
+His message delivered, the dashing young officer remounted and rode
+rapidly back to headquarters.
+
+Van Osdol slowly ran his freckled fingers through his auburn locks,
+and gave a shrill whistle, his signal for his first sergeant to report
+to him. That worthy of multitudinous duties immediately appeared and
+received orders to arrange the detail for the reconnaissance duty.
+
+The night was blindingly dark. There was a density to the darkness
+that almost excluded the penetration of thought. The mind could pass
+no farther than the immediate vicinity. Since the sun had set a thick
+layer of clouds had lined the canopy of heaven, veiling the winks of
+the brightest stars and the benignant light of the moon.
+
+Sergeant Schriner, with soldierly punctuality, reported with the
+detail just as the sentry over the rifle-stacks at the church called
+in a subdued voice the hour of twelve.
+
+The little party promptly started on its hazardous mission, feeling
+its way through the matted bamboo jungles fringing the station--the
+officer leading, the sergeant and men following in "goose formation,"
+single-file; each keeping in touch with the person before him.
+
+The advance was slow, for during the day the border around the
+place was almost impenetrable--the darkness served to multiply the
+difficulties.
+
+It was a night to try men's souls. Bolo parties frequently lay in
+ambush in these places of perfect hiding, and suddenly pounced upon
+the unsuspecting Americanos, and cut them to pieces before a hand
+could be raised in defense.
+
+Or there was the possibility of receiving a volley at close range;
+for it was known that at night the Tagalos invariably approached nearer
+our lines. Since they had so mysteriously disappeared during the day,
+there was a strong probability that they would take up a new position
+that night. Where, no one knew.
+
+Lonely huts, amid vines and bamboo, that had been deserted when the
+place fell into our hands, were frequently passed. A half-starved dog,
+that had refused to follow its master from home, set up a mournful
+howl that tended to chill the marrow in the bones. The very silence was
+appalling. The breaking of a twig was as the discharge of a rifle. The
+lightest footfall resounded in the distance. To the party it seemed
+their shoes were of iron and the earth a ringing plate of steel.
+
+After a hard struggle with Nature's obstacles, and many halts to
+locate and determine the cause of suspicious noises, the little band
+finally emerged from the dense undergrowth into an open field. Almost
+simultaneously with the entrance into this open space there was a
+slight break in the clouds, and through the crevice the moon and
+stars gave sparingly of their light.
+
+The men were now deployed into line of skirmishers, and moved slowly
+and cautiously forward. There was just sufficient light to cause the
+imagination to see an enemy behind every rice-dyke or bunch of grass.
+
+The advance was made to within 150 paces of the river, when a halt
+was made. A vague outline of the village and trenches could be
+seen. Someone saw the dim figure of a rebel sentry. All eyes were
+turned on the spot, but he remained as fixed as the stars.
+
+Van Osdol decided to go alone to investigate the trenches and village,
+for in doing this there would be less danger of detection.
+
+The Sergeant remained behind to take command of the detachment. The
+intrepid officer, with revolver in hand, went on his way toward the
+river. His advance was slow--only a few feet at a time, then he would
+stop, lower his head to the ground, and listen intently.
+
+Now the trenches loomed up before him not more than fifty yards
+away. He strained his eyes in effort to see some signs of a living
+occupant, but nothing save the fanning of the giant leaves of the
+banana, and the waving of the tall grass under the gentle breeze of
+the south wind, was seen to move. There was reigning the stillness
+of death--that awful omen of lurking danger. A few feet further he
+wormed his way, now crawling on all fours. Just in front of him was
+a foot-bridge across the river, made of a single stringer of poles
+and a hand-rail with which to balance the body.
+
+Over this bridge he began to cross. Not more than two short steps
+were taken when he heard a low, whistling sound. He halted instantly,
+squatted on his haunches beneath the hand-rail, and listened, as
+fixed as a statue. The whistling was repeated; this time nearer,
+but the direction indefinite.
+
+Was it the signal of an alarmed sentry, or was it one of the many
+nocturnal noises which the Island of Luzon produces?
+
+Another low whistle--this time nearer; then the speaking of that
+instinct that tells us of the presence of human beings in the blackness
+of the night.
+
+He slowly faced about. There within four feet of him, crouching upon
+the ground near the water's edge, was a man with a rifle in his
+hand. Quick as a flash he threw the muzzle of his revolver in his
+face--remembering his surroundings, he never fired or uttered a word.
+
+Struggling between a whisper and a low talk, breathless through,
+fear, came the words of Private Holmes: "For God's sake, don't shoot,
+Lieutenant; it's me."
+
+The officer lowered his revolver and beckoned the man to draw nearer.
+
+With his mouth to the Lieutenant's ear, the soldier told that the
+men left behind had seen a number of moving figures in the village
+and trenches, not twenty-five yards away from where they were then
+crouching; and that he had been sent to warn his officer of his danger.
+
+Here is where it tried the steel of "Carabao Bill."
+
+The two kept their positions, scarcely daring to breathe lest they be
+heard. A plan of operations soon formed in the mind of the resourceful
+young officer. He whispered to Holmes to return and have the Sergeant
+hold his men in readiness, with magazines filled, for an emergency
+should he need them.
+
+Before Holmes had covered half the distance between the Lieutenant and
+the men, there was the sound as the cocking of a rifle; a second later
+came the flash and sharp report of a Mauser. True to his training,
+the soldier fell to the ground and lay motionless.
+
+By the light of the flash Van Osdol saw the black face of the Filipino
+sentry who had fired.
+
+Soon began that mumbling, chattering, rattling noise that an alarmed
+camp alone produces. The shrill commands of the little officers in
+frantic endeavor to steady their men, the patter of many shoeless feet,
+the breaking of rifle-stacks, and the clanking of bayonets and swords,
+made a medley of camp music that was hideous to hear.
+
+The alarm was soon quieted. The aroused men returned to their sleep,
+and soon all was again quiet. The sentry who had fired at Holmes made
+loud and emphatic assertions in the twangy language of the Tagalo of
+having seen something at which to fire, but he was disbelieved, his
+belt removed, deprived of his rifle, and another man put in his place.
+
+This was pleasant for the squatting American officer on the bridge
+to behold.
+
+After patiently waiting in deep suspense for more than half an hour,
+he noticed the substituted sentry stand his rifle against a tree and
+sit down. A moment later his head fell forward and he was asleep.
+
+Determined to learn more of the enemy's position and strength,
+"Carabao Bill," inch by inch, silently slipped across the bridge
+and to the edge of the trench, a few yards to the left of the
+sleeping sentry. Here he made a rapid survey of the insurgent camp
+and position. Hundreds of them were lying stretched in sleep behind
+the shelter of the earthworks.
+
+His mission accomplished, he slowly turned to the unconscious sentry,
+thinking to secure the Mauser rifle as a trophy of the trip; but he
+had no more than grabbed it when the man awoke with a start, and,
+like a flash, whipped out a shining bolo. Before the native had
+time to use his weapon, "Bill" raised the rifle above his head, and,
+with a powerful blow that resounded through the midnight air, sent
+him reeling over the trench among his slumbering companions. Then,
+with a shout that would tend to raise the dead, he began to empty
+his revolver into the rapidly awakening rebel soldiers below.
+
+Quick-witted Sergeant Schriner had no sooner heard the blow of the
+rifle and the shout of his commanding officer, till he had taken in
+the situation.
+
+He gave the order for a charge; and this small band of Uncle Sam's
+men rushed like demons, screaming and yelling like maniacs, toward the
+little bridge--then over it, and began to pour an awful, close-range
+fire into the confused mass of humanity beyond the trench.
+
+The effect was magical. The drowsy enemy, taken unawares, routed and
+disorganized, beat a disgraceful retreat. In vain their officers tried
+to make them stand; but the thought uppermost in every man's mind
+was how to get to a place of security in the quickest possible time.
+
+In less time than it takes to tell it; there were no Filipinos on
+the scene of action, excepting the dead and wounded. The number of
+these, considering the darkness of the night, did credit to American
+marksmanship.
+
+The sound of retreating feet was occasionally broken by the reports
+of a poorly directed volley by a few of the bolder characters, who
+had the rare nerve to halt and fire at the audacious "Yankees."
+
+The situation was ridiculous. Sixteen men had charged and taken a
+well-fortified position held by at least one thousand Tagalog.
+
+The victors sat down on the bank of the river to talk and laugh
+over the adventure. Meanwhile, the terror-stricken followers of the
+misguided Aguinaldo were being rallied by their officers beyond the
+range of fire. They were now aware of the inferiority in numbers of
+the Americans.
+
+To capture and hold the enemy's works was not a part of Van Osdo's
+instructions. Now realizing this, he decided to return and report. The
+men were called together, and the start began for the return.
+
+But the bridge! In their wild advance over that frail structure it had
+been so shaken that it had fallen into the river and was washed away.
+
+The stream was full to the banks and too deep to wade. Not a third of
+the men could swim it with their arms and accouterments. The rebels
+were every minute drawing nearer and intensifying their fire. They
+were truly between fire and water. There were no boats to be had nor
+could the time be taken to construct a raft of bamboo poles.
+
+On came the howling, revengeful, murderous black devils, frenzied
+by their recent defeat by this inferior party. The leaders were
+frantically waving their swords over their heads, and shouting words of
+encouragement to their men; offering rewards to the first to reënter
+the trenches.
+
+Our diminutive army was now on the defensive. They leaped into
+the ditch and began to take pot-shots at the more daring of the
+rapidly approaching mass, determined, to hold the place or die in
+the attempt--indeed, there was no alternative.
+
+They succeeded in arresting the van.
+
+The enemy in turn sought shelter and began a fire that had results,
+for two Americans were soon rendered _hors de combat_; the trench
+not affording as good shelter from the side from which the insurgents
+were approaching as on the other side.
+
+This long-range duel kept up for many minutes. Ammunition grew scarce
+and was finally exhausted, Van Osdol alone retaining loads in his
+revolver.
+
+From the slackening of the American fire, the rebels soon became
+aware of their scarcity of cartridges, and again began a mad rush
+for the trenches.
+
+Nothing remained for the bold little band to do but to meet them with
+the point of the bayonet and sell their lives at a precious price.
+
+The unhurt members of the detachment rallied around their gallant
+leader with bayonets fixed. Now the foremost of the wildly rushing
+horde was within a hundred yards.
+
+A brilliant thought struck Sergeant Schriner. He ran forward, grasped
+a Mauser near one of the rebels who had fallen when the trenches were
+taken, undid the belt of the lifeless owner, buckled it around his own
+waist, and returned to his comrades. All followed his example. With
+their own arms and ammunition the advance of the blood-thirsty
+enemy was again checked. With the newly acquired arms and ammunition
+the brave little band inflicted a decided injury to their would-be
+slayers. Now every shot was expended with the greatest caution.
+
+Again the American fire slackened, and again the stubborn insurrectos
+rushed forward. At last the recently acquired belts were emptied. There
+was now no further hope.
+
+With renewed shouting, and rending the air with their hideous screams,
+the twice-checked enemy came madly on. Once more the defenders rallied
+to meet their death together.
+
+On a sudden the yells seemed a hundred times multiplied, and from the
+rear as well as front. Had they been surrounded? To the rear the shouts
+were rapidly drawing nearer, but it was not the sharp and broken yell
+of the Tagalo--it was the familiar "Yankee yell"; that invincible,
+"gugu"-terrorizing "Yankee yell."
+
+Five hundred brave defenders of the stars and stripes had heard the
+first firing, when the trenches were taken, and immediately started
+to the rescue of their comrades.
+
+Upon his return, "Carabao Bill" reported that he found the enemy.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+"PATERNO," THE DISGRACED MASCOT.
+
+Ostracism in Monkey Society.
+
+
+There is a certain analogy between the Chinaman's pigtail and the
+prehensile appendage of that very astute little animal, the monkey, for
+the proud possessors of either of these grotesque physical adornments
+lose social caste the moment they are bereft of them. That there are
+reasons to believe that the tail of the monkey is his credentials
+to the polite society of his race the following incident will serve
+to substantiate:
+
+One day in May, 1899, when one of our infantry regiments which had been
+ascending the Rio Grande, in the Island of Luzon, in pursuit of the
+wily and festive Filipino, had halted to rest, it was decided to have
+an exhibition of company mascots. Each company had a monkey--an even
+dozen of them all told. There were "Pat" and "Mike," who proudly wore
+strips of billiard-table cloth about their necks; and "Aguinaldo" and
+"Paterno," named respectively for the leader and brains of the Tagalo
+insurrection. "Aguinaldo" wore with dignity a little tin sword by his
+side that one of the men of his company had made from a salmon can,
+while "Paterno" looked gay and world-wise in a ballet skirt ingeniously
+contrived by a company tailor from a bit of red mosquito-bar. The
+others all had names, most of them for some distinguished military
+commander to whom they were supposed to bear some facial resemblance.
+
+The show was a decided success. Every contestant put aside his
+work-a-day tricks, and performed those only that were intended for
+gala days. "Aguinaldo" was a sure winner from the first, for he
+had learned to draw his sword, wave it dramatically over his head,
+cheer for a few seconds in monkey talk, then break and dash to the
+rear. "Paterno" was an easy candidate for second honors. He gave a
+giddy dance and looked coy.
+
+But "pride goeth before a fall." It was decided to let the mascots
+have a social gathering. They were brought into a ring formed by
+grinning soldiers. All went well for a moment or two. They grinned,
+caressed, and made merry. Just in the very heights of the ecstacies,
+a playful young monk, that had been exchanging "sheep's eyes" with
+"Paterno," in a fit of playfulness made a grab for the latter's
+tail, but lo! there was none. The news spread like the incoming of
+"amigos" after the capture of a Filipino town. A damper fell upon the
+meeting. All scorned the maimed fellow with that frosty bearing that
+a reigning belle bestows upon a promising _débutante_, or the monkey
+family toward their tailless fellow-monks.
+
+The disgraced animal begged and entreated for further notice, and
+a renewal of the general good time that had been so unceremoniously
+ended by the recent discovery, but his solicitations were in vain--none
+condescended to again notice him.
+
+With "Paterno," patience at last ceased to be a virtue. Knowing that
+the playful young monk who had made the discovery caused his downfall,
+he looked for a moment at that guileless-appearing creature. The
+expression of his face rapidly changed from a look of entreaty to
+that of ferociousness. With a vicious bound, he pounced upon his
+enemy, clawing, tearing, and biting. The other members of this solemn
+gathering simply separated the belligerents, none daring to do harm
+to the socially ostracised fellow.
+
+Finally, giving up the struggle, "Paterno" withdrew from the crowd. In
+the _mêlée_ he had lost his skirt. He looked long and pitifully at his
+fellow-mascots who had so suddenly turned against him. Great teardrops
+gathered in his eyes and trickled down his hairy cheeks. Raising his
+head, he spied a bamboo thicket in the distance. With a wild yell,
+he sprang through the line of sympathetic soldiers and made for
+the jungle.
+
+Company E had had their last sight of "Paterno," their tailless
+monkey mascot.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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