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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Tinker's Dam, by Joseph Tinker
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+Title: Tinker's Dam
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+Author: Joseph Tinker
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+Illustrator: John Schoenherr
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+Release Date: February 20, 2008 [EBook #24655]
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+Language: English
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+[Illustration]
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+ TINKER'S
+ DAM
+
+By JOSEPH TINKER
+
+
+ _There is something very fundamental
+ indeed about the ancient showman's
+ trick--divert their attention from
+ the thing you're really doing ..._
+
+
+Illustrated by Schoenherr
+
+
+The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving. They
+have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a
+national calamity. I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather
+from my face.
+
+"Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen. "Hurry it up, boy."
+He made no reference to my appearance on his screen. "Quit draggin' your
+feet!"
+
+This I take from George Kelly. First of all, he's Director of the F.B.I.
+Even more important, he's my boss. "Hey, George," I protested, knowing
+he would not have called on a routine matter. "I got up before breakfast
+as it is. What's up?" I hardly needed to ask. When they call me, it's
+always the same sickening kind of trouble.
+
+"Fred Plaice and his gang got their hands on a telepath in the District
+last night," George told me. "It's been on the newscast already.
+There'll be a damned ugly mob at the office--a lynch mob. Listen, Gyp, I
+want you to go through the main entrance this morning."
+
+I nodded my willingness to fight my way through the crowd that would be
+gathering at the office. Usually I have my taxi drop me on the roof of
+the building. Call it a petty vanity if you want. It's one of the
+perquisites of being Washington brass.
+
+"Swell, Gyp," George Kelly said, as if there had been any question about
+whether I'd come in through the main entrance. "The public has a world
+of confidence in you. Now, damn it, Gyp, if they want to make a fuss
+over you this morning, let them. We've got to get that snake out of the
+building alive!"
+
+"Oh, no," I protested. "You don't mean Fred took a telepath to the
+office?"
+
+"I'm afraid so," George said, his tone so neutral that I couldn't take
+it as personal criticism. "See you down there." His rugged features
+faded from the screen as he cut the image.
+
+I had my driver drop the skim-copter to the street when we got to
+Pennsylvania Avenue within a block of the building, and he skimmed to
+the outskirts of the crowd that was pressing around the entrance. There
+were four or five hundred people there, milling around like a herd of
+restless cattle. Tighter knots of humanity were pressed around the usual
+four or five firebrands who were ranting and yelling for
+blood--telepathic blood.
+
+The guards around the entrance, apparently tipped by George Kelly,
+started yelling, "Let him through!" They charged the mob to open a lane
+for me. The crowd drew back sullenly. As I pressed toward the guards, I
+could see the fear and panic on the faces around me.
+
+Then a man recognized me. "God bless Gyp Tinker!" he bellowed in a voice
+loud enough to conjure an echo out of a prairie. People started jumping
+like so many animated pogo sticks, trying to get a sight of me over the
+heads of others. By the time I reached the steps, the whole mob was
+cheering and yelling, "Gyp!"
+
+As George Kelly had asked, I paused on the steps and held up my hands
+for a chance to speak. It's flattering when they give you silence. In
+the space of two breaths it was like the inside of a morgue.
+
+"Thanks, friends," I called out to them. "George Kelly and I have
+already gotten the facts on the telepath who was captured here in
+Washington last night. There is absolutely no cause for alarm. I hope
+you'll go to your homes and offices promptly. Let's not give the
+Russians any more satisfaction than we have to. And rest easy, friends.
+We'll use the full summary powers conferred by Congress."
+
+They gave me a terrific cheer. You'd think I had said something. At
+least they were reminded of the summary powers granted the F.B.I. to
+deal with telepaths, because of the gruesome danger they are to all of
+us.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Anita Hadley, my secretary, was waiting for me in the outer office,
+although it was a good hour before we were supposed to open.
+
+"He's in there," she said, pointing to the door to my private office.
+
+"The snake?" I asked, startled.
+
+"Fred Plaice," she said. "And he's got the snake in there with him." Her
+gray eyes flashed. She could guess how I felt about that.
+
+"Come along," I said to her, and went into my office.
+
+"Hi, Gyp," Fred Plaice greeted me, grinning. "Got a present for you." He
+gave his prisoner a shove, making him stumble a couple steps toward me.
+The telepath was a stoop-shouldered balding gent with large feet. He
+certainly didn't look like a walking bubonic plague, but then, they
+never do. Instinctively I closed my thoughts to him.
+
+"What's this snake doing here, Fred?" I asked my Section Chief quietly.
+
+He flushed. He knew my policies. "What did you expect me to do with
+him?" he said hotly. "This isn't some common snake we picked up out in
+the country. We snagged this viper right here in Washington, Gyp! I
+suppose I should have spirited him out of town on the midnight jet!"
+
+"Yes," I said. "That would have been my idea. Do you realize that all
+this publicity has gotten us a mob of five hundred people around our
+doors, a mob that's waiting to lynch this prisoner of yours?"
+
+The man gulped and started to say something, but Fred hit him hard
+between the shoulder blades. "Shut up," he said. "Nobody cares what you
+think." He walked up close to me. "Sure I know there's a mob down
+there," he said. "And I know why they're there. Plain scared to death of
+what it means to have had a telepath loose in Washington. You're wrong
+to hustle this guy out of town, Gyp. Look at this pathetic case--does he
+look like a superman?"
+
+I looked at the snake. "No," I agreed. "He looks like they roped him
+somewhere in West Virginia a few months ago, put shoes on him, and
+brought him to town."
+
+"Right," Fred snapped. "Let the mob get a look at him. The contrast of
+you dragging him along by the ear and him stumbling along behind you is
+the sort of thing the public laps up. It'll put you right in the
+driver's seat."
+
+"I thought Congress had already done that," I reminded him coldly. No
+bureaucrat could want powers more absolute than mine. "Unfortunately," I
+growled at him. "I gave orders that no snakes were to be brought into
+this building without my prior consent. This ineffective-looking
+hill-billy has possibly read a thousand minds since you dragged him in
+here. How much of what he has picked up around here this morning will be
+peeped by some Russian telepath before you get him out of town?"
+
+"Relax," Fred scoffed. "He's a short-range punk."
+
+That was too much. "I'll do my own thinking, Fred," I said. "From now
+on, you follow orders."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I turned on the telepath. "Before I sentence you," I said. "What have
+you got to say?"
+
+"I never hurt nothin'," he grumbled.
+
+They're all alike, so help me. "You are a telepath?" I asked him.
+
+"Shoah."
+
+"Prove it," I demanded, opening a chink in my mind.
+
+His long red face twisted in a crooked grin, showing poorly-cared-for
+teeth scattered here and there in his gums.
+
+"Yo' think I never had no orthodonture, whatever _thet_ is," he said.
+
+I shut my mind like a clam. If there's anything I detest, it's the
+ghastly creeping of a telepath into my own thoughts. "Hello, Pete!" he
+exclaimed. "Yo' done shet yo' mind!" He shook his head. "Ain't never
+seen a body could do _thet_!" I'll bet he hadn't. There are only a few
+of us who can keep telepaths out of our thoughts. It takes a world of
+practice. Well, I'd had that.
+
+"Can you do that?" I asked the snake.
+
+He shook his head. "No, suh," he admitted.
+
+"So here you are," I said, more heatedly. "Wandering around in a town
+full of _secrets_--Washington, the capital of your country, where the
+military, the diplomatic people, the security people, all of them have
+locked in their heads the things that keep us one step ahead of the
+Russians. Isn't that true?"
+
+"I reckon. But--"
+
+"But nothing," I snapped, getting sore about it for the thousandth time.
+"And you, you miserable snake, you _can't_ keep your thoughts from being
+read by another telepath. No telepath can. Your mind is open _two_
+ways--to let thoughts in but, damn it, equally to leak out anything you
+know." I smiled coldly at him. "Can you get my thoughts now?"
+
+The telepath shook his head. "Still got yo' mind closed," he said. He
+sounded bitter about it.
+
+"You're right," I told him. "Something that few can do, and that _no
+telepath can do_! How can we let you wander around Washington leaking
+out thoughts of every secret your mind might accidentally have overheard
+from some ranking official? How many Russian telepaths have been
+accredited to their Embassy? How many crypto-telepaths have the Reds got
+in town? How many secrets have you _already_ given away? How big a
+traitor have you been?"
+
+That was the one that got him. "Traitor!" he yelled at me, starting
+across the office to where I stood leaning against my desk. Fred grabbed
+him and twisted his arm cruelly to stop all movement.
+
+"Cut that out!" he snapped.
+
+"Cut it out yourself, Fred," I said. "Just because you're sore at me,
+you don't have to take it out on the snake."
+
+The telepath was not to be silenced. "My folks been in this country over
+three hundred years," he stormed at me. "And it takes someone like you
+to call me a traitor!"
+
+I am very dark, and my hair is black and curly. I don't mind. With my
+heredity, it should be.
+
+"Under the power vested in me--" I started.
+
+"Aw, shet up," he said, turning to walk to the door. "I reckon I know
+the rest!"
+
+Anita stayed behind after Fred Plaice dragged the snake out with him.
+"Better get me George Kelly on the 'visor," I said to her.
+
+"Right away," Anita said, coming over to my desk. "But first--"
+
+I looked up. "Yes?"
+
+"Fred Plaice is throwing you a curve, Gyp."
+
+The instant she used my nickname, _I_ knew Anita felt that it was
+important. She never did that unless we were alone and talking
+seriously.
+
+"What the devil!"
+
+"Fred caught _another_ telepath last night, at the same time he got the
+snake you just saw," Anita said. "You didn't know that, did you, Gyp?"
+
+"Hell, no," I growled. "Does George Kelly know?"
+
+"No," she said.
+
+"How did you find out, Anita?"
+
+She shrugged. "I stand pretty good with a couple of the guys in Fred's
+section. One of them tipped me on the 'visor at home before I came to
+work. That's how I knew to be down here, actually."
+
+I scowled over that one. "What did your buddy tell you?"
+
+"Fred had said he'd have your O.K. to execute the second snake by noon
+and that everything about her was top-secret."
+
+That was enough. "Get Fred and this top-secret snake in here, Anita, and
+right now! Forget about that call to the Director."
+
+"Yes, _sir_!" she said, and went out with a swish of skirts.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+But Fred came in alone. I decided it was about time to get him back on
+his heels. "Don't you give a damn about my orders?" I growled at him.
+His eyebrows shot up. "I distinctly told Anita I wanted you to bring
+that other snake in _with_ you. I know Anita got the message to you."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+But it didn't shake him up. Fred Plaice came right toward my desk,
+leaned over and put his hands on it, and looked me in the eye. "Gyp," he
+said. "Gyp, this is once you're going to let me have _my_ way."
+
+"Not that it makes any difference," I snapped. "But why?"
+
+"That's exactly what I'm not going to tell you," he said. "Listen, Gyp,
+have I ever tried to stick it in you, in any form?"
+
+Fred's a hot-shot. He's the hardest-charger among my Section Chiefs. But
+I had never found his ambitions extending to my own job as head of the
+Division of Psychic Investigation. "You're still here," I conceded. "I
+guess I never caught you at it, Fred."
+
+"And you never will, Gyp," he said. "You've given me the greatest breaks
+a guy ever got. This time I'm returning the favor."
+
+"By _executing_ a telepath?" I demanded. "And a woman, at that!"
+
+He didn't ask me how I knew, but I could see it annoyed him.
+
+"The biggest break you ever got," he insisted. "This thing is so hot it
+will burn you to death. Another crypto-telepath, right here in the
+District. I want to make summary disposition of her, and I don't want
+you to so much as look at the papers. Just give me instructions to use
+my own discretion."
+
+Talk about a blank check. "Fred," I said, searching for words that
+wouldn't offend him. "I have more confidence in you than in any man I've
+ever worked with. But _execution_! Sure, three years ago, when the
+President declared the psychic emergency, we were killing the most
+fatally dangerous ones. But that's a couple years behind us. I just
+can't go that far without more reason than you've given me."
+
+"It's perfectly legal," Fred said sullenly and beside the point.
+"Congress has given you summary--"
+
+"Of course," I cut in. "What F.B.I. man would suggest an illegal course
+of action? But why should I delegate? If this is so touchy, I should
+handle it myself. Why delegate?"
+
+"Simply because, I ask it," he said. "And because you trust me. Listen,
+Gyp," he added, almost passionately. "Don't ask me any more questions.
+I've said too much already. If you know _why_, it wouldn't be right for
+you to delegate. Do as I ask. Trust me. I'm saving you a world of
+trouble."
+
+"Boy, oh boy!" I said. "This doesn't sound like the way to stay out of
+trouble. What is so dangerous about this telepath?"
+
+"Nothing doing," Fred said. "I know I'm asking for a blank check.
+There's no other way for me to help you play it."
+
+"This is your own idea, Fred?"
+
+"Sure."
+
+"Talked it over with Anita?"
+
+He shook his head furiously. "I wouldn't compromise you, Gyp, and not
+with _her_!"
+
+That settled it. I would trust Anita with the crown jewels.
+
+"No dice, Fred," I said. "Give me the facts."
+
+"Gyp," he pleaded. "_Don't_ ask for them!"
+
+"The facts!"
+
+He straightened up from where he had hung over my desk during the whole
+argument. "This cuts my guts right out," he said. "Suspect apprehended
+around two o'clock this morning and now in detention at the City Jail.
+Native white female, age fifty-eight. Named Maude Tinker." He stopped.
+
+I couldn't start. Maude Tinker! My given name is Joseph Tinker--although
+they all call me Gyp. "What ..." I got out at last. "What did she
+look...?"
+
+He nodded, looking sick. "She's a gypsy, if that's what you mean, Gyp,"
+he said to me. "I'm sorry. You _know_ I'm sorry."
+
+"Has she made any statement, Fred?" I asked softly, staring at the
+surface of my desk.
+
+"She demanded to be taken at once to the Chief of the Division of
+Psychic Investigation, Mr. Joseph Tinker," he said.
+
+"Give any reason?"
+
+He was quiet for a while, until I looked up. "She said," Fred told me,
+"she said Gyp Tinker was her son."
+
+I smiled wanly at him. "Obviously I can't let a statement like that go
+unchallenged, not in my position as the man charged with extirpating the
+danger of the snakes," I said.
+
+"Obviously," Fred agreed. "Now that you know about it. If you had done
+as I asked, Gyp ..."
+
+"Get her over here, Fred," I said. "I'll see her at once. And send Anita
+in as you leave."
+
+"Sure, Gyp," he said, starting for the door.
+
+"And thanks, Fred," I said. "But it never would have worked."
+
+"Maybe not," he conceded from the door. "But the guy in the jam would
+have been me, not you."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I turned my swivel around and stared out the window at the Mall and
+didn't move until the light scent of Anita's perfume reminded me that I
+had asked her to come in.
+
+I swung around. "You watch out for that Fred Plaice," Anita said, almost
+scoldingly.
+
+"You mean, start watching my back, like I never did before? How did I
+get this far?"
+
+Her frown softened a little. "You don't miss many bets," she said. "Not
+my Gypper. But this thing of Fred's holding back on the other telepath
+he picked up last night has all the earmarks of a real slippery move."
+
+"Did Fred tell you anything about it on the way out?"
+
+"Just that he was bringing the telepath from the City Jail right back
+with him, and that you wanted to see her at once."
+
+"This snake is a woman, aged fifty-eight, Anita," I told her. "She gave
+the name of Maude Tinker and says she's my mother," I added, without any
+particular expression.
+
+Anita laughed. "Oh, _no_!" she said. "What they won't think of next!"
+But her face sobered in an instant, and she bent forward, almost
+whispering the rest: "Gyp! You mean that Fred Plaice took her seriously!
+That he was trying to get _rid_ of her?"
+
+"He felt it would be better if I never knew about it," I admitted. "What
+do you think I should do, Anita?"
+
+Her heart-shaped face grew more solemn. "I think it would be bad to try
+to cover it up," she decided. "And I'm glad you didn't let Fred do that
+to you. Some newscast would be sure to get hold of the story and there'd
+be snide accusations. All this talk recently about the heredity of psi
+powers is bad, too. That's what she's trying to cash in on. And if the
+public thought that the man in charge of catching and pulling the fangs
+of all the snakes was a hereditary telepath, they'd be after your scalp
+in no time."
+
+"So?"
+
+"Scotch it. See her, face her down, prove her charge is ridiculous, and
+ship her west."
+
+I smiled a little dimly. "Just one complication."
+
+"Yes, Gyp?"
+
+"This Maude Tinker, says Fred, is a gypsy."
+
+Anita's face did the most abrupt change. I had never seen her furiously
+angry. She's a typical high echelon Washington secretary, cool,
+extremely well-mannered, cheerful without being bumptious. But this time
+she was downright mad.
+
+"I told you," Anita said.
+
+"What?"
+
+"I told you to watch out for Fred Plaice!"
+
+"It's not his fault," I protested. "Catching telepaths is his job."
+
+"Within limits," she said scornfully. "I thought it was just one more of
+his screwball ideas! He had his whole Section concentrating on gypsies,
+for a couple of months. He had a long story to go with it, Gyp! How all
+the soothsayers and clairvoyants and finders were really short-range
+telepaths or pre-cogs."
+
+"I don't believe it," I said. "You mean that Fred started with my
+nickname, and has been on this campaign of looking for telepaths among
+gypsies just in hopes he could embarrass me?"
+
+"Yes!"
+
+You have to like loyalty, no matter what the circumstances that incite
+it.
+
+"I can't believe that of one of my boys, Anita," I said. "Fred was all
+broken up about it."
+
+"I bet I can call the turn," Anita said, starting back for her own desk.
+"Fred's next move is to tell you that no one can blame you for
+disqualifying yourself from this case. After all, your own mother!"
+
+Well, the political implications _were_ deep. "I think I would agree," I
+said at length. "Let's see what happens. Send this Maude Tinker in as
+soon as she gets here."
+
+"Aren't you going to take any precautions, Gyp?" Anita demanded.
+
+"Against what?"
+
+"You're impossible," she snapped. "I'll take care of the precaution
+department myself. And don't you dare let Fred get that woman in here
+until I get back."
+
+"No what...?"
+
+"Joseph Tinker!" she cried. "Be quiet!" She stormed out.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In about twenty minutes the buzzer on my pix-box sounded, and I
+depressed the key. Anita's face was tense on the small screen.
+
+"Just got a flash," she said. "Fred has her in his 'copter and will let
+down on the roof in about four or five minutes. I'll need a couple
+minutes more than that. Now don't you let him in with her before I get
+there, do you hear me?"
+
+I said I heard her. She beat Fred at that. For all I know she had
+booby-trapped them in getting down from the roof. Anita has drag with
+everybody in the building, and that could have included the elevator
+service man, who quite easily could have loused service to the roof
+enough to delay Fred.
+
+Anita came in. "Mr. Tinker," she said crisply. "Meet Tony Carlucci."
+
+I stood up. Tony was a darned good-looking chap, about my age, with very
+dark hair, somewhat curly, and a flash of white teeth for a smile. I
+told him I was pleased to meet him.
+
+"Move over," Anita directed, stepping smartly around my desk and giving
+my elbow a sharp yank. "You sit behind the desk, Tony. Now try to look
+like a big wheel, for heaven's sake."
+
+"I _am_ a big wheel," Tony protested. "In the used 'copter racket."
+
+Anita was already reaching up to push down on my shoulders. "Won't you
+sit down?" she demanded. She had me in one of the comfortable chairs I
+have in my office for callers, rather off to one side. She put herself
+down in the chair across my desk from Tony Carlucci, as though she were
+getting instructions.
+
+He didn't need much hinting. "Tell the bulls we're gonna clean up the
+District," he started, waving his hands around. "No more poker. No more
+dice. No more Sneaky Pete." I'd never heard of that.
+
+"Shut up!" Anita said. "He'll be here any instant."
+
+Fred was as good as her word. He was holding the door for his telepath
+within seconds. Tony Carlucci stopped hamming it up and straightened
+importantly in my chair. I had to admit that Anita had found a guy who,
+superficially, resembled me more than a little. No one who knew either
+of us would ever mistake one for the other, but our general descriptions
+were quite similar.
+
+The woman who came in not only was a gypsy, she was dressed as a gypsy.
+Her blouse was white, and quite frilly. She had on a billowing red
+skirt, liberally encrusted with embroidered beads of a darker red. The
+tattered hem of a petticoat hung below it. Her hair had been dark once,
+but it was shot with threads of silver. There was a lot of it, and piled
+up high so that her ears were exposed. They had pierced lobes, and heavy
+gold rings hung from them.
+
+Instinctively I closed my mind as tight as a clam. The mere sight of a
+telepath triggers that reaction. Fred closed the door behind him,
+continuing to stand just behind his captive. She glanced briefly at me
+and then looked for a longer moment at Tony Carlucci, behind my desk.
+
+"Joe," she said to him. "Joe, don't let them do this to me!"
+
+I don't know how much coaching Anita had given Carlucci, but he knew
+enough to call her "mother." And I knew enough to watch Fred Plaice the
+instant Tony said: "Oh, mother! Why the devil couldn't you keep out of
+sight!"
+
+Fred was one mighty confused looking boy. The two-bit word is
+consternation. He had it. Anita had given him the business.
+
+"I'm sorry, madame," I said standing and walking over to where Tony was
+emoting, with the back of his hand pressed to his eyes. "We threw you a
+curve. Meet Mr. Tony Carlucci." Her eyebrows rose in surprise. "And I,
+madame, am Joseph Tinker."
+
+"Joe!" she cried, or wailed is a better word, and threw herself around
+the desk to seize me in her arms. She smelled faintly of garlic, oregano
+and some kind of incense, maybe sandalwood. A nice clean gypsy smell.
+Cleaner than a lot of gypsies I can think of.
+
+Fred pulled her off me, not too gently. I'd say he was a little sore
+about something. Anita's eyes were slits of fury.
+
+"Thanks, Tony," I said. "See you around."
+
+"Honest Tony Carlucci," he said. "If you need a used 'copter, Joe, jet
+on down to my dock. Nothing down. Listen, I got one that was never used
+except in the spring by a little old lady who gave up walking for Lent.
+I'll tell you what I'll do--"
+
+"Wasting your time," Anita told him. "The Government provides Mr. Tinker
+with any kind of transportation he needs. A thousand thanks, Tony. I
+won't forget--" The rest was cut off as she gave him one of the more
+polite bum's rushes. I think he would have liked to hang around to see
+the rest of our little amateur theatrical.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Fred had his grin going. "Couldn't get the drift for a minute, Gyp," he
+said, clapping me on the shoulder. "Nice work! Now I know why I get such
+a kick out of working for you!" He whirled on Maude Tinker. "And you,
+you foolish old biddy! How far do you think you would get with an act
+like this against another telepath?"
+
+She spat a curse at him in Romany. "So smart!" she sneered. "There isn't
+another telepath in the city of Washington!"
+
+That was a laugh. For its own safety the F.B.I. has its own gang of tame
+TP's--they are all, of course, exceptionally short-range telepaths, and
+we practically keep them under lock and key to make sure some important
+thoughts don't leak in and out of their diseased minds.
+
+"Send in Freeda Sayer," I said, leaning down to press the intercommute.
+Freeda is a thick-ankled, thick-headed telepath. But stupid or not, she
+is telepathic, and _is_ an acid test in these cases.
+
+"Is this woman a telepath?" I asked Freeda, when she stumped in.
+
+Freeda looked at Maude Tinker, her mouth hanging a little open. She
+snuffled and walked quite close to the gypsy woman. "Yeah," she said.
+"She knows I'm thinking her hem is torn." She turned her head with that
+low-thyroid slowness to me. "Is that all, Mr. Tinker?" she asked.
+
+Fred answered. "Swell, Freeda. That's all."
+
+Freeda wandered out.
+
+Fred said: "O.K., Gyp. What'll I do with her?"
+
+"Sit down, Mrs. ... it is Mrs., isn't it? ... Mrs. Tinker, won't you
+please?" I said in answer to his question. She took the chair Anita had
+been using when Tony was pretending to be me, and I sat down in my
+swivel across the desk from her.
+
+"I'm sorry, Mrs. Tinker," I said. "It's bad enough that you have
+deliberately stayed in the District after all telepaths were most
+stringently warned to register with us so that we could move them to
+less sensitive areas. But I take it quite hard that you have tried to
+embarrass me."
+
+"That would take a little doing," she said. "You've got a heart like a
+piece of flint. Let me see your palm!" she demanded, reaching
+imperatively across my desk. Fred started to protest, but I passed my
+hand across to her, leaning forward so that she could reach it.
+
+Maude Tinker smoothed out my palm, rubbing her thumb over it as if to
+clear away a veil of mystery, and bent close over it, her dark face
+intense. She traced a line or two with her fingernail, and dropped my
+hand to the walnut. "You have no mercy," she said. "You will use the
+excuse that I tried to hinder the work of your department as a reason to
+punish me severely--and your real reason is that you feel I might have
+damaged you personally."
+
+Fred was moving around the desk. He spoke softly in my ear while I kept
+my eye on the gypsy. That was silly. He can't close his mind the way I
+can. She could read his thoughts just as well as if he were screaming
+them out loud.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"That's a charge she may repeat, Gyp," he said. "Nobody could blame you,
+if you disqualified yourself from this decision. I think we could get
+the newscasts to see it as impeccable public behavior. We'll paint you
+as the administrator so devoted to pure justice that even potential
+resentment will be a barrier to your personal decision. How's that sound
+to you, Gyp?"
+
+"The day you have to start painting a picture for them, I've had it,
+Fred," I said. I felt sure Anita had overheard his soft words in my ear,
+but to be sure, I added, "I think it would be suicide to disqualify
+myself from this case. That's just the first step to disqualifying
+myself from the job. If there's any hint of telepathic heredity in my
+case, ducking this decision would be a public admission that I'm
+sensitive in that area. No. I'll handle it."
+
+Anita nodded slowly to me. Well, she had called it. Maybe she _was_
+right about Fred. "Tell you what," I said. "Several things about this
+case interest me. If we are to believe her, this woman has had
+absolutely no contact with any other telepath in Washington--she thought
+she was the only one who had escaped our dragnet. Why don't all of you
+shoo--I want to do a little survey in depth here--a little motivational
+work. I think I can get more frankness out of her if there are no
+witnesses. Beat it, kids."
+
+Anita left with Fred. Maude Tinker and I were alone in my office. I
+looked at her with a smile.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Hello, Joe," she said.
+
+"Hello, Mother," I said. "You look just wonderful."
+
+Mother smiled at me and reached across the desk again to take both my
+hands. "_Yosip_," she said in Romany. "What a wonderful long way you
+have come since you ran away. A lawyer, and now a big man, a _very_ big
+man, in Washington. I am a very proud gypsy."
+
+What I might have said to her was interrupted by a racket outside my
+office. Voices were raised. I thought I heard what could only be Anita
+yelling. That's another thing that had never happened before.
+
+Fred burst back into the office, with Anita right on his heels. His face
+was livid. Mother turned in her chair and looked coldly at him. A gypsy
+woman can give you the snootiest look in the world, right down her
+aquiline nose, when she feels like it. It stopped Fred Plaice in his
+tracks.
+
+"Yes, Fred?" I said quietly.
+
+"If you don't mind, Tinker," he said brusquely. "I'd like to be present
+for this interview."
+
+"Tinker?"
+
+"I'm sorry, Gyp," he said. "I'm ... I'm upset."
+
+"I'll bet you are, you sneak," Anita said. "Chief," she told me. "He was
+fit to be tied when you chased us out. The first thing he wanted to know
+was whatever had made you decide to get Tony Carlucci in here to trick
+his gypsy snake. I was so mad that I flipped and told him it was _my_
+idea."
+
+"Is that why you're back?" I asked him.
+
+"Get this calf-eyed girl Friday of yours off my back," he said stonily.
+"Our security certainly doesn't permit your confidential assistant to be
+in love with you. We're supposed to be checking each other constantly."
+
+I hardly knew which of his two ideas to blast the hardest. I looked at
+Anita first. She simply raised her head and looked me straight in the
+eye. It could mean almost anything.
+
+I tried Fred: "And you consider it's your job to check on me?"
+
+"Of course. Goes without saying," he said. I shrugged. "At any rate," he
+added, calming down. "I'm staying. Nothing outside of a direct order,
+which I will protest to George Kelly, will get me to leave." The last
+thing I wanted was trouble with the Director.
+
+"Stay, Fred," I said. "But we'll have some things to settle afterwards."
+
+"Maybe," he smiled. "It will depend. Right now I'd like to get a load of
+this motivational research you've got cooked up."
+
+"Don't bother," Mother said. "I've got more sense than to tie the rope
+around my own neck. I'm not saying a word." She crossed her arms and sat
+back in her chair with a granitic finality.
+
+"So much the quicker," Fred said. "You can sentence her right now, Gyp!"
+
+"Sure," I said. "Sure I can." I wish I could say that my mind raced to a
+quick decision. No--I _couldn't_ think. Or almost couldn't. One idea
+percolated through. Mother had made no "mistake" in calling Tony by my
+name. She had read Fred's mind in the 'copter on the way from the jail,
+and Anita's as she was ushered in. Her "mistake" could only mean one
+thing--_Fred Plaice was not sure she was my mother_.
+
+This much thought took time. Fred knew I was stalling. "Come on," he
+snapped in a tone he had never dared to use to me before. "Let's have
+the sentence!"
+
+He was right in one thing. He had me over a barrel. I squeezed my
+eyelids shut and did something I hadn't done since that day twenty years
+before when I had run away from home. I opened my mind to my mother.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Unless you have had the experience, you can't imagine what it is like to
+live with a telepath. It is disquieting in the extreme. One of the
+concomitants of consciousness is that it is _private_ consciousness. And
+when this isn't true, when someone, even a loved one, can creep into
+your mind and know what you think, your insides writhe. Caterpillars
+course around under your skin. And you resent. Sooner or later you will
+hate. I ran away from home because I couldn't stand Mother in my mind,
+and couldn't bear the thought of hating her.
+
+But now I _had_ to know what I should do to her. I let her into my
+thoughts. _Give me some sign_, I thought, as I waved a hand at Fred for
+quiet. _Mother, tell me what to do!_
+
+_Poor Joe_, she thought. _He loves me in spite of it all. He can't bear
+to do what he has to do. Joe!_ her mind shrieked at me. _You read my
+mind!_
+
+I snapped upright in my chair and grabbed its arms until I could hear my
+knuckles crack. My mind snapped shut with an almost audible crack. _I
+was a damned snake!_
+
+I could dimly hear Fred yammering at me. With a sick fear I slowly
+opened my mind again. His thoughts surged into it. Well, Anita had been
+right. And Anita!
+
+_Yes_, Mother thought. _She does love you, Joe. A lovely girl. You lucky
+man._
+
+Fred had me by the shoulder, yelling at me, shaking me, trying to get me
+to speak. He was almost slavering in his greed. I paid him no heed.
+_All right_, I thought. _What's to be done, Mother?_
+
+_Throw the book at me_, Mother thought.
+
+"Shut up, Fred. And sit down." He kept his tight grip on my shoulder.
+"Sit down!" I yelled at him. "Three strikes and out, Fred. This is the
+third order you've resisted today!"
+
+"Now hear this," I said. "Under the powers vested in me ..." I sentenced
+Mother to indefinite detention in Oklahoma. I threatened her with
+worse--face it, the only worse thing was death--if she were found in a
+restricted area again.
+
+"Take her out, Fred," I said. He hadn't counted on my being able to do
+it, and it left him without a plan. "Four times?" I asked him.
+
+"No. No, Gyp. On my way," he said, taking Mother by the arm.
+
+Anita started to follow him. I stopped her and waited until the door had
+closed behind Fred and Mother.
+
+"You were right about Fred, Anita," I said. "Thank you for saving my
+life."
+
+"Oh, Gyp," she said, tears trying to brim over her eyelids. "He's such a
+cutthroat!"
+
+"Sure," I said. "But now we know it. Get me an appointment with George
+Kelly, will you, Anita?"
+
+She compressed her lips. "That's more like it!" she said angrily. "Get
+Fred kicked clear out of the Bureau. George Kelly is a great Director,
+Gyp, and he'll do it if you insist."
+
+"Maybe," I said. I stewed over what to tell the boss until Anita came
+back in.
+
+"Mr. Kelly can see you now, Mr. Tinker," she said, all calmed down
+again.
+
+I got up and came around the desk and took her by the elbow, standing at
+my door. "Just in case," I said, leaning down to kiss her lightly on the
+lips. "I love you, too."
+
+"Too?" she said.
+
+I froze. It was the kind of slip that sooner or later trips up every
+snake. My grin was a sick one. I walked out without another word.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Director's office is on the fourth floor, I climbed the single
+flight, and his girl let me in. George affects long slim cigars. I say
+affects. He seldom lights them, but he waves them like batons,
+conducting some kind of a symphony of words and ideas all day.
+
+"Welcome, stranger," he said, calling on the fiddles for a little
+pizzicato. "What's up, Gyp?"
+
+I sat down across from him at his desk and tried to put a smile on my
+face. "I want to submit my resignation, George," I said. "Effective
+immediately."
+
+"Not accepted," he said, without a second thought. Then his face grew
+solemn. "What's this about?" he demanded. "I can't lose _you_, Gyp. My
+right bower!"
+
+"One favor," I said, not answering him. "Don't move Fred Plaice up to my
+old spot. Any of the other Section Chiefs, but not Fred."
+
+"Well, well," George said, whipping up the brasses with his cigar.
+"This begins to sound like cause and effect." He hushed the whole
+orchestra to a whisper. "I thought Fred was your fair-haired boy, Gyp.
+You two get in a hassle?"
+
+I shook my head. "Not directly, George," I told him. "I want you to know
+two things. They'll explain why I'm quitting. My mother is a telepath.
+We arrested her early this morning, here in the District. I just
+sentenced her to transportation and detention in Oklahoma."
+
+"Good heavens," he gasped. "Your own mother! Gyp, no wonder you're
+upset. Didn't you know she was a snake?"
+
+My smile was a little tired. "Of course I knew," I told him. "I ran away
+from home at thirteen to get away from having her inside my head all the
+time. That's how I learned to close my mind--closing her out as much as
+I could. The power got stronger as I grew older."
+
+"It's embarrassing," George said, turning away from me to look out the
+window. "To have you, of all people, Gyp, with telepathic heredity.
+Still, if no one knows, and since you've never had the slightest
+manifestation of psi powers yourself, there may be some way we can
+preserve your usefulness."
+
+"Today, within the last half hour, George, my latent telepathic ability
+became manifest. George, I'm a snake."
+
+His face froze. Then the batonlike cigar stopped its movement. He was
+like a statue. The pose broke, and he pressed a button.
+
+"Send Carol Lundgren in," he ordered. I knew Carol, another short-range
+telepath that George used as his private lie-detector.
+
+Carol was at my elbow in a moment or so. George wasted no words. "Carol,
+is there a telepath in this room?" he asked.
+
+Carol grinned. "Yep," he said to the enforced silence. "There is."
+George Kelly's face fell. "His name is Carol Lundgren," the kid went on.
+"Next question?"
+
+George looked as though he could have brained him. "All right, you
+Philadelphia lawyer," he grumbled. "Besides yourself, Carol, is there a
+telepath in this room?"
+
+"No, Mr. Kelly, there is not."
+
+"Get out, and don't scare me like that again." George told him.
+
+I didn't get it. I said so: "George, I don't get it. I read my mother's
+thoughts, and for that matter, Fred Plaice's thoughts, too. That's why I
+asked you not to give him my job. I swear to you I can read thoughts."
+
+"So?"
+
+"If I _know_ I'm a telepath, Carol should be able to read the thought
+that I know it," I protested.
+
+"You're like me," George Kelly said. "You automatically close your mind
+in the presence of a telepath. It's pure reflex now. Carol couldn't read
+a thing because you clammed your thoughts the instant he walked in."
+
+"That was _then_!" I yelled at him. "_Before_ my psi powers became
+manifest. You know that a telepath can't close his mind! Why couldn't
+Carol read my thoughts?"
+
+_Well_, George thought, _he couldn't read mine either, could he?_
+
+_No_, I thought. _He couldn't. He ... George!_ my mind shrieked at him.
+
+Somebody kicked the props out from under my world. _George Kelly was a
+snake!_
+
+_Don't be silly_, he thought. _I'm no more a snake than you are, Gyp._
+
+_But you're a telepath!_
+
+_So are you, Gyp_, he thought. _The only kind of telepath that really
+counts. You can read minds, but others can't read yours._
+
+I fell back on words, closing my mind--it was rattling so I didn't want
+George to read my thoughts: "But a telepath _can't_ close his mind!" I
+protested.
+
+"I hope the Russians are as sure of that as you are, Gyp," George
+grinned. "The only agents we have in Russia are closed-mind
+telepaths--telepaths who don't automatically give themselves away. Now
+_that_ kind of a telepath really _is_ a usable espionage agent or a safe
+link in a communications net."
+
+"How long has this been going on?"
+
+"About three years, Gyp. When we discovered that certain training could
+make some telepaths closed-mind operators, we got the President to
+promulgate the Executive Orders that Congress later made into law. We
+got all ordinary telepaths out of circulation and put to work those that
+we could train to closed-mind operation. Now you know why I won't take
+your resignation."
+
+I sputtered. "George, how can I conscientiously crack down on these poor
+people, if I'm a TP myself?"
+
+He grinned. "You won't. You'll still be doing just what you've always
+been doing, except now you'll _know_ that you're doing it. You'll be
+recruiting telepaths for us. Where do you think we train them?"
+
+"Oklahoma? The Detention area?"
+
+"Sure. Where else? Now relax. But for heaven's sake, don't ever leak
+this. We feel sure the Russians haven't discovered this business of
+closed-mind telepaths yet. Some day, I suppose, they will. It may take a
+long time. The self-realized closed-mind telepath like you, Gyp, is a
+rarity. Mostly we have to train people rigorously for it. It took your
+mother over two years to learn it."
+
+"My mother!"
+
+"Sure. Why did you think she was in Washington? She's part of the
+Sevastopol, Teheran and Cairo communications network."
+
+"George," I insisted. "Something is shaky. If she's on the inside, how
+did she ever get picked up?"
+
+He laughed. "Just part of her cover. Fred Plaice got too close. We know
+what he is, Gyp. But we didn't dare to have him guess what your mother
+was. She's on her way to a nice California vacation. New assignment
+after that. Maybe middle Europe. After all, she _is_ a gypsy. Ought to
+go well, say, in Bulgaria!"
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's Note:
+
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+ did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this
+ publication was renewed. Minor spelling and typographical errors
+ have been corrected without note.
+
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