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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Gentle Art of Making Enemies, by James
+McNeill Whistler
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+Title: The Gentle Art of Making Enemies
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+Author: James McNeill Whistler
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE GENTLE ART OF MAKING ENEMIES***
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+Transcriber's notes:
+
+ Obvious printer's errors have been corrected. All other
+ inconsistencies are as in the original. The author's
+ spelling has been retained.
+
+ Page 170: The end punctuation of "What means this affectation of
+ _naivete_." has been changed to "What means this affectation of
+ _naivete_?".
+
+ All illustrations are sketches of (possibly) Butterflies.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE GENTLE ART OF MAKING ENEMIES
+
+by
+
+JAMES ABBOTT MCNEILL WHISTLER
+
+[Illustration]
+
+THE GENTLE ART OF MAKING ENEMIES
+
+[Illustration]
+
+_Chelsea_
+
+
+
+
+_AN EXTRAORDINARY PIRATICAL PLOT_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _"American Register," Paris, March 8, 1890._]
+
+_A most curiously well-concocted piratical scheme to publish, without
+his knowledge or consent, a complete collection of Mr. Whistler's
+writings, letters, pamphlets, lectures, &c., has been nipped in the
+bud on the very eve of its accomplishment. It appears that the book
+was actually in type and ready for issue, but the plan was to bring
+out the work simultaneously in England and America. This caused delay,
+the plates having to be shipped to New York, and the strain of secrecy
+upon the conspirators during the interval would seem to have been too
+great. In any case indications of surrounding mystery, quite
+sufficient to arouse Mr. Whistler's attention, brought about his rapid
+action. Messrs. Lewis and Lewis were instructed to take out immediate
+injunction against the publication in both England and America, and
+this information, at once cabled across, warning all publishers in the
+United States, exploded the plot, effectually frustrating the
+elaborate machinations of those engaged in it._
+
+
+
+
+_SEIZURE OF MR WHISTLER'S PIRATED WRITINGS_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _"New York Herald," London Edition, March 23,
+ 1890._]
+
+_This pirated collection of letters, writings, &c., to whose
+frustrated publication in this country and America we have already
+alluded, was seized in Antwerp, at the printers', on Friday last--the
+very day of its contracted delivery. The persistent and really
+desperate speculator in this volume of difficult birth, baffled in his
+attempt to produce it in London and New York had been tracked to
+Antwerp by Messrs. Lewis and Lewis; and he was finally brought down by
+Maitre Maeterlinck, the distinguished lawyer of that city._
+
+
+
+
+_THE EXPLODED PLOT_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _"Pall Mall Gazette," March 27, 1890._]
+
+_With regard to this matter, to which we have already alluded on a
+previous occasion, Messrs. Lewis and Lewis have received the following
+letter from Messrs. Field and Tuer, of the Leadenhall Press, dated
+March 25, 1890:--_
+
+_"We have seen the paragraph in yesterday's 'Pall Mall Gazette'
+relating to the publication of Mr. Whistler's letters. You may like to
+know that we recently put into type for a certain person a series of
+Mr. Whistlers letters and other matter, taking it for granted that Mr.
+Whistler had given permission. Quite recently, however, and
+fortunately in time to stop the work being printed, we were told that
+Mr. Whistler objected to his letters being published. We then sent for
+the person in question, and told him that until he obtained Mr.
+Whistler's sanction we declined to proceed further with the work,
+which, we may tell you, is finished and cast ready for printing, and
+the type distributed. From the time of this interview we have not seen
+or heard from the person in question, and there the matter rests."_
+
+
+
+
+_MR. WHISTLER'S PAPER HUNT_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _"Sunday Times," March 30, 1890._]
+
+_The fruitless attempt to publish without his consent, or rather in
+spite of his opposition, the collected writings of Mr. Whistler has
+developed into a species of chase from press to press, and from
+country to country. With an extraordinary fatality, the unfortunate
+fugitive has been invariably allowed to reach the very verge of
+achievement before he was surprised by the long arm of Messrs. Lewis
+and Lewis. Each defeat has been consequently attended with infinite
+loss of labour, material and money. Our readers have been told how the
+London venture came to nought, and how it was frustrated in America.
+The venue was then changed, and Belgium, as a neutral ground, was
+supposed possible; but here again, on the very day of its delivery,
+the edition of 2000 vols. was seized by M. le Procureur du Roi, and
+under the nose of the astounded and discomfited speculator, the packed
+and corded bales, of which he was about to take possession, were
+carried off in the Government van! The upshot of the untiring efforts
+of this persistent adventurer at length results in furnishing Mr.
+Whistler with the first and only copy of this curious work, which was
+certainly anything but the intention of its compiler, who clearly,
+judging from its contents, had reserved for him an unpleasing if not
+crushing surprise!_
+
+
+
+
+_A GREAT LITERARY CURIOSITY_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _"Pall Mall Gazette." March 1890._]
+
+_I have to-day seen the printed book itself of the Collected Writings
+of Mr. Whistler, whose publication has proved so comically impossible.
+The style of the preface and accessory comments is in the worst style
+of Western editorship; while the disastrous effect of Mr. Whistler's
+literature upon the one who has burned his fingers with it, is
+amusingly shown._
+
+_In the index occur such well-known names as Mr. J. C. Horsley, R.A.,
+Mr. Labouchere, Mr. Ruskin, Mr. Linley Sambourne, Mr. Swinburne, Tom
+Taylor, Mr. Frith, and Rossetti. The famous catalogue of the "Second
+Exhibition of Venice Etchings, February 19, 1883," in which Mr.
+Whistler quotes the critics, is also given._
+
+
+
+
+_A LAST EFFORT_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _"Pall Mall Gazette," April 9, 1890._]
+
+_We hear that a third attempt has been made to produce the pirated
+copy of Mr. Whistler's collected writings. Messrs. Lewis and Lewis
+have at once taken legal steps to stop the edition (printed in Paris)
+at the Customs. A cablegram has been received by Mr. Whistler's
+solicitors stating that Messrs. Stokes's name has been affixed to the
+title-page of the pirated book without the sanction of those
+publishers._
+
+
+
+
+ _THE GENTLE ART
+ OF
+ MAKING ENEMIES_
+
+
+ _AS PLEASINGLY EXEMPLIFIED
+ IN MANY INSTANCES, WHEREIN THE SERIOUS ONES
+ OF THIS EARTH, CAREFULLY EXASPERATED, HAVE
+ BEEN PRETTILY SPURRED ON TO UNSEEMLINESS
+ AND INDISCRETION, WHILE OVERCOME BY AN
+ UNDUE SENSE OF RIGHT_
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+_A NEW EDITION_
+
+_LONDON MDCCCXCII_
+
+_WILLIAM HEINEMANN_
+
+
+
+
+_Rights of Translation and
+Reproduction reserved._
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ _To
+ The rare Few, who, early in Life,
+ have rid Themselves of the Friendship
+ of the Many, these pathetic Papers
+ are inscribed_
+
+
+
+
+_"MESSIEURS LES ENNEMIS!"_
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Prologue_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: Professor John Ruskin in _Fors Clavigera_,
+ July 2, 1877.]
+
+"For Mr. Whistler's own sake, no less than for the protection of the
+purchaser, Sir Coutts Lindsay ought not to have admitted works into
+the gallery in which the ill-educated conceit of the artist so nearly
+approached the aspect of wilful imposture. I have seen, and heard,
+much of cockney impudence before now; but never expected to hear a
+coxcomb ask two hundred guineas for flinging a pot of paint in the
+public's face."
+
+ JOHN RUSKIN.
+
+
+
+
+_The Action_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: Lawsuit for Libel against Mr. Ruskin Nov. 15,
+ 1878.]
+
+In the Court of Exchequer Division on Monday, before Baron Huddleston
+and a special jury, the case of Whistler _v._ Ruskin came on for
+hearing. In this action the plaintiff claimed L1000 damages.
+
+Mr. Serjeant Parry and Mr. Petheram appeared for the plaintiff; and
+the Attorney-General and Mr. Bowen represented the defendant.
+
+Mr. SERJEANT PARRY, in opening the case on behalf of the plaintiff,
+said that Mr. Whistler had followed the profession of an artist for
+many years, both in this and other countries. Mr. Ruskin, as would be
+probably known to the gentlemen of the jury, held perhaps the highest
+position in Europe and America as an art critic, and some of his works
+were, he might say, destined to immortality. He was, in fact, a
+gentleman of the highest reputation. In the July number of _Fors
+Clavigera_ there appeared passages in which Mr. Ruskin criticised what
+he called "the modern school," and then followed the paragraph of
+which Mr. Whistler now complained, and which was: "For Mr. Whistler's
+own sake, no less than for the protection of the purchaser, Sir Coutts
+Lindsay ought not to have admitted works into the gallery in which the
+ill-educated conceit of the artist so nearly approached the aspect of
+wilful imposture. I have seen, and heard, much of cockney impudence
+before now; but never expected to hear a coxcomb ask two hundred
+guineas for flinging a pot of paint in the public's face." That
+passage, no doubt, had been read by thousands, and so it had gone
+forth to the world that Mr. Whistler was an ill-educated man, an
+impostor, a cockney pretender, and an impudent coxcomb.
+
+Mr. WHISTLER, cross-examined by the ATTORNEY-GENERAL, said: "I have
+sent pictures to the Academy which have not been received. I believe
+that is the experience of all artists.... The nocturne in black and
+gold is a night piece, and represents the fireworks at Cremorne."
+
+"Not a view of Cremorne?"
+
+"If it were called a view of Cremorne, it would certainly bring about
+nothing but disappointment on the part of the beholders. (_Laughter._)
+It is an artistic arrangement. It was marked two hundred guineas."
+
+"Is not that what we, who are not artists, would call a stiffish
+price?"
+
+"I think it very likely that that may be so."
+
+"But artists always give good value for their money, don't they?"
+
+"I am glad to hear that so well established. (_A laugh._) I do not
+know Mr. Ruskin, or that he holds the view that a picture should only
+be exhibited when it is finished, when nothing can be done to improve
+it, but that is a correct view; the arrangement in black and gold was
+a finished picture, I did not intend to do anything more to it."
+
+"Now, Mr. Whistler. Can you tell me how long it took you to knock off
+that nocturne?"
+
+... "I beg your pardon?" (_Laughter._)
+
+"Oh! I am afraid that I am using a term that applies rather perhaps to
+my own work. I should have said, How long did you take to paint that
+picture?"
+
+"Oh, no! permit me, I am too greatly flattered to think that you
+apply, to work of mine, any term that you are in the habit of using
+with reference to your own. Let us say then how long did I take
+to--'knock off,' I think that is it--to knock off that nocturne; well,
+as well as I remember, about a day."
+
+"Only a day?"
+
+"Well, I won't be quite positive; I may have still put a few more
+touches to it the next day if the painting were not dry. I had
+better say then, that I was two days at work on it."
+
+"Oh, two days! The labour of two days, then, is that for which you ask
+two hundred guineas!"
+
+"No;--I ask it for the knowledge of a lifetime." (_Applause._)
+
+"You have been told that your pictures exhibit some eccentricities?"
+
+"Yes; often." (_Laughter._)
+
+"You send them to the galleries to incite the admiration of the
+public?"
+
+"That would be such vast absurdity on my part, that I don't think I
+could." (_Laughter._)
+
+"You know that many critics entirely disagree with your views as to
+these pictures?"
+
+"It would be beyond me to agree with the critics."
+
+"You don't approve of criticism then?"
+
+"I should not disapprove in any way of technical criticism by a man
+whose whole life is passed in the practice of the science which he
+criticises; but for the opinion of a man whose life is not so passed I
+would have as little regard as you would, if he expressed an opinion
+on law."
+
+"You expect to be criticised?"
+
+"Yes; certainly. And I do not expect to be affected by it, until
+it becomes a case of this kind. It is not only when criticism is
+inimical that I object to it, but also when it is incompetent. I hold
+that none but an artist can be a competent critic."
+
+"You put your pictures upon the garden wall, Mr. Whistler, or hang
+them on the clothes line, don't you--to mellow?"
+
+"I do not understand."
+
+"Do you not put your paintings out into the garden?"
+
+"Oh! I understand now. I thought, at first, that you were perhaps
+again using a term that you are accustomed to yourself. Yes; I
+certainly do put the canvases into the garden that they may dry in the
+open air while I am painting, but I should be sorry to see them
+'mellowed.'"
+
+"Why do you call Mr. Irving 'an arrangement in black'?" (_Laughter._)
+
+Mr. BARON HUDDLESTON: "It is the picture and not Mr. Irving that is
+the arrangement."
+
+A discussion ensued as to the inspection of the pictures, and
+incidentally Baron Huddleston remarked that a critic must be competent
+to form an opinion, and bold enough to express that opinion in strong
+terms if necessary.
+
+The ATTORNEY-GENERAL complained that no answer was given to a
+written application by the defendant's solicitors for leave to inspect
+the pictures which the plaintiff had been called upon to produce at
+the trial. The WITNESS replied that Mr. Arthur Severn had been to his
+studio to inspect the paintings, on behalf of the defendant, for the
+purpose of passing his final judgment upon them and settling that
+question for ever.
+
+Cross-examination continued: "What was the subject of the nocturne in
+blue and silver belonging to Mr. Grahame?"
+
+"A moonlight effect on the river near old Battersea Bridge."
+
+"What has become of the nocturne in black and gold?"
+
+"I believe it is before you." (_Laughter._)
+
+The picture called the nocturne in blue and silver, was now produced
+in Court.
+
+"That is Mr. Grahame's picture. It represents Battersea Bridge by
+moonlight."
+
+BARON HUDDLESTON: "Which part of the picture is the bridge?"
+(_Laughter._)
+
+His Lordship earnestly rebuked those who laughed. And witness
+explained to his Lordship the composition of the picture.
+
+"Do you say that this is a correct representation of Battersea
+Bridge?"
+
+"I did not intend it to be a 'correct' portrait of the bridge. It is
+only a moonlight scene and the pier in the centre of the picture may
+not be like the piers at Battersea Bridge as you know them in broad
+daylight. As to what the picture represents that depends upon who
+looks at it. To some persons it may represent all that is intended; to
+others it may represent nothing."
+
+"The prevailing colour is blue?"
+
+"Perhaps."
+
+"Are those figures on the top of the bridge intended for people?"
+
+"They are just what you like."
+
+"Is that a barge beneath?"
+
+"Yes. I am very much encouraged at your perceiving that. My whole
+scheme was only to bring about a certain harmony of colour."
+
+"What is that gold-coloured mark on the right of the picture like a
+cascade?"
+
+"The 'cascade of gold' is a firework."
+
+A second nocturne in blue and silver was then produced.
+
+WITNESS: "That represents another moonlight scene on the Thames
+looking up Battersea Reach. I completed the mass of the picture in one
+day."
+
+The Court then adjourned. During the interval the jury visited the
+Probate Court to view the pictures which had been collected in the
+Westminster Palace Hotel.
+
+After the Court had re-assembled the "Nocturne in Black and Gold" was
+again produced, and Mr. WHISTLER was further cross-examined by the
+ATTORNEY-GENERAL: "The picture represents a distant view of Cremorne
+with a falling rocket and other fireworks. It occupied two days, and
+is a finished picture. The black monogram on the frame was placed in
+its position with reference to the proper decorative balance of the
+whole."
+
+"You have made the study of Art your study of a lifetime. Now, do you
+think that anybody looking at that picture might fairly come to the
+conclusion that it had no peculiar beauty?"
+
+"I have strong evidence that Mr. Ruskin did come to that conclusion."
+
+"Do you think it fair that Mr. Ruskin should come to that conclusion?"
+
+"What might be fair to Mr. Ruskin I cannot answer."
+
+"Then you mean, Mr. Whistler, that the initiated in technical matters
+might have no difficulty in understanding your work. But do you think
+now that you could make _me_ see the beauty of that picture?"
+
+The witness then paused, and examining attentively the
+Attorney-General's face and looking at the picture alternately, said,
+after apparently giving the subject much thought, while the Court
+waited in silence for his answer:
+
+"No! Do you know I fear it would be as hopeless as for the musician to
+pour his notes into the ear of a deaf man. (_Laughter._)
+
+"I offer the picture, which I have conscientiously painted, as being
+worth two hundred guineas. I have known unbiassed people express the
+opinion that it represents fireworks in a night-scene. I would not
+complain of any person who might simply take a different view."
+
+The Court then adjourned.
+
+The ATTORNEY-GENERAL, in resuming his address on behalf of the
+defendant on Tuesday, said he hoped to convince the jury, before his
+case closed, that Mr. Ruskin's criticism upon the plaintiff's pictures
+was perfectly fair and _bona fide_;[1] and that, however severe it
+might be, there was nothing that could reasonably be complained of....
+Let them examine the nocturne in blue and silver, said to represent
+Battersea Bridge. What was that structure in the middle? Was it a
+telescope or a fire-escape? Was it like Battersea Bridge? What were
+the figures at the top of the bridge? And if they were horses and
+carts, how in the name of fortune were they to get off? Now, about
+these pictures, if the plaintiff's argument was to avail, they must
+not venture publicly to express an opinion, or they would have brought
+against them an action for damages.
+
+ [Note 1: "Enter now the great room with the Veronese
+ at the end of it, for which the painter (_quite
+ rightly_) was summoned before the Inquisition of
+ State."--Prof. JOHN RUSKIN: _Guide to Principal
+ Pictures, Academy of Fine Arts, Venice_.]
+
+After all, Critics had their uses.[2] He should like to know what
+would become of Poetry, of Politics, of Painting, if Critics were to
+be extinguished? Every Painter struggled to obtain fame.
+
+ [Note 2: "I have now given up ten years of my life
+ to the single purpose of enabling myself to judge
+ rightly of art ... earnestly desiring to ascertain, and
+ _to be able to teach_, the truth respecting art; also
+ knowing that this truth was _by time and labour_
+ definitely ascertainable."--Prof. RUSKIN: _Modern
+ Painters_, Vol. III.
+
+ "Thirdly, that TRUTHS OF COLOUR ARE THE LEAST IMPORTANT
+ OF ALL TRUTHS."--Mr. RUSKIN, Prof, of Art: _Modern
+ Painters_, Vol. I. Chap. V.
+
+ "And that colour is indeed a most unimportant
+ characteristic of objects, would be further evident on
+ the slightest consideration. The colour of plants is
+ constantly changing with the season ... but the nature
+ and essence of the thing are independent of these
+ changes. An oak is an oak, whether green with spring, or
+ red with winter; a dahlia is a dahlia, whether it be
+ yellow or crimson; and if some monster hunting florist
+ should ever frighten the flower blue, still it will be a
+ dahlia; but not so if the same arbitrary changes could
+ be effected in its form. Let the roughness of the bark
+ and the angles of the boughs be smoothed or diminished,
+ and the oak ceases to be an oak; but let it retain its
+ universal structure and outward form, and though its
+ leaves grow white, or pink, or blue, or tri-colour, it
+ would be a white oak, or a pink oak, or a republican
+ oak, but an oak still."--JOHN RUSKIN, Esq., M.A.,
+ Teacher and Slade Prof. of Fine Arts: _Modern
+ Painters_.]
+
+No Artist could obtain fame, except through criticism.[3]
+
+ [Note 3: "Canaletto, had he been a great painter,
+ might have cast his reflections wherever he chose ...
+ but he is a little and a bad painter."--Mr. RUSKIN, Art
+ Critic.
+
+ "I repeat there is nothing but the work of Prout which
+ is true, living, or right in its general impression, and
+ nothing, therefore, so inexhaustively _agreeable_"
+ (sic).--J. RUSKIN, Art Professor: _Modern Painters_.]
+
+... As to these pictures, they could only come to the conclusion that
+they were strange fantastical conceits, not worthy to be called works
+of Art.
+
+... Coming to the libel, the Attorney-General said it had been
+contended that Mr. Ruskin was not justified in interfering with a
+man's livelihood. But why not? Then it was said, "Oh! you have
+ridiculed Mr. Whistler's pictures." If Mr. Whistler disliked ridicule,
+he should not have subjected himself to it by exhibiting publicly such
+productions. If a man thought a picture was a daub[4] he had a right
+to say so, without subjecting himself to a risk of an action.
+
+ [Note 4: "Now it is evident that in Rembrandt's
+ system, while the contrasts are not more right than with
+ Veronese, the colours are all wrong from beginning to
+ end."--JOHN RUSKIN, Art Authority.]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ "In conduct and in conversation,
+ It did a sinner good to hear
+ Him deal in ratiocination!"
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+He would not be able to call Mr. Ruskin, as he was far too ill to
+attend; but, if he had been able to appear, he would have given
+his opinion of Mr. Whistler's work in the witness-box.
+
+He had the highest appreciation for _completed pictures_;[5] and he
+required from an Artist that he should possess something more than a
+few flashes of genius![6]
+
+ [Note 5: "I was pleased by a little unpretending
+ modern German picture at Dusseldorf, by Bosch,
+ representing a boy carving a model of his sheep dog in
+ wood."--J. RUSKIN: _Modern Painters_.]
+
+ [Note 6: "I have just said that every class of rock,
+ earth and cloud must be known by the painter with
+ geologic and meteorologic accuracy."--Slade Prof.
+ RUSKIN: _Modern Painters_.]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ "Be not righteous overmuch, neither make thyself
+ overwise; why shouldest thou destroy thyself!"
+ [Illustration]]
+
+Mr. Ruskin entertaining those views, it was not wonderful that his
+attention should be attracted to Mr. Whistler's pictures. He subjected
+the pictures, if they chose,[7] to ridicule and contempt. Then Mr.
+Ruskin spoke of "the ill-educated[8] conceit of the artist, so nearly
+approaching the action of imposture." If his pictures were mere
+extravagances, how could it redound to the credit of Mr. Whistler to
+send them to the Grosvenor Gallery to be exhibited? Some artistic
+gentleman from Manchester, Leeds, or Sheffield might perhaps be
+induced to buy one of the pictures because it was a Whistler, and what
+Mr. Ruskin meant was that he might better have remained in Manchester,
+Sheffield, or Leeds, with his money in his pocket. It was said that
+the term "ill-educated conceit" ought never to have been applied to
+Mr. Whistler, who had devoted the whole of his life to educating
+himself in Art;[9] but Mr. Ruskin's views[10] as to his success did
+not accord with those of Mr. Whistler. The libel complained of said
+also, "I never expected to hear a coxcomb ask two hundred guineas for
+flinging a pot of paint in the public's face." What was a coxcomb?
+He had looked the word up, and found that it came from the old idea of
+the licensed jester who wore a cap and bells with a cock's comb in it,
+who went about making jests for the amusement of his master and
+family. If that were the true definition, then Mr. Whistler should not
+complain, because his pictures had afforded a most amusing jest! _He
+did not know when so much amusement had been afforded to the[11]
+British Public as by Mr. Whistler's pictures._ He had now finished.
+Mr. Ruskin had lived a long life without being attacked, and no one
+had attempted to control his pen through the medium of a jury. Mr.
+Ruskin said, through him, as his counsel, that he did not retract one
+syllable of his criticism, believing it was right. Of course, if they
+found a verdict against Mr. Ruskin, he would have to cease
+writing,[12] but it would be an evil day for Art, in this country,
+when Mr. Ruskin would be prevented from indulging in legitimate and
+proper criticism, by pointing out what was beautiful and what was
+not.[13]
+
+ [Note 7: "Vulgarity, dulness, or impiety will indeed
+ always express themselves through art, in brown and
+ gray, as in Rembrandt."--Prof. JOHN RUSKIN: _Modern
+ Painters_.]
+
+ [Note 8: "It is physically impossible, for instance,
+ rightly to draw certain forms of the upper clouds with a
+ brush; nothing will do it but the palette knife with
+ loaded white after the blue ground is prepared."--JOHN
+ RUSKIN, Prof. of Painting.]
+
+ [Note 9: "And thus we are guided, almost forced, by
+ the laws of nature, to do right in art. Had granite been
+ white and marble speckled (and why should this not have
+ been, but by the definite Divine appointment for the
+ good of man?), the huge figures of the Egyptian would
+ have been as oppressive to the sight as cliffs of snow,
+ and the Venus de Medicis would have looked like some
+ exquisitely graceful species of frog."--Slade Professor
+ JOHN RUSKIN.]
+
+ [Note 10: "The principal object in the foreground of
+ Turner's 'Building of Carthage' is a group of children
+ sailing toy boats. The exquisite choice of this incident
+ ... is quite as appreciable when it is told, as when it
+ is seen--it has nothing to do with the technicalities of
+ painting; ... such a thought as this is something far
+ above all art."--JOHN RUSKIN, Art Professor: _Modern
+ Painters_.]
+
+ [Note 11: "It is especially to be remembered that
+ drawings of this simple character [Prout's and W.
+ Hunt's] were made for these same middle classes,
+ exclusively; and even for the second order of middle
+ classes, more accurately expressed by the term
+ 'bourgeoisie.' They gave an unquestionable tone of
+ liberal-mindedness to a suburban villa, and were the
+ cheerfullest possible decorations for a moderate sized
+ breakfast parlour, opening on a nicely mown lawn."--JOHN
+ RUSKIN, Art Professor: _Notes on S. Prout and W. Hunt_.]
+
+ [Note 12: "It seems to me, and seemed always
+ probable, that I might have done much more good in some
+ other way."--Prof. JOHN RUSKIN, Art Teacher: _Modern
+ Painters_, Vol. V.]
+
+ [Note 13: "Give thorough examination to the
+ wonderful painting, _as such_, in the great Veronese ...
+ and then, for contrast with its reckless power, and for
+ final image to be remembered of sweet Italian art in its
+ earnestness ... the Beata Catherine Vigri's St. Ursula,
+ ... I will only say in closing, as I said of the Vicar's
+ picture in beginning, that it would be well if any of us
+ could do such things nowadays--and more especially if
+ our vicars and young ladies could."--JOHN RUSKIN, Prof.
+ of Fine Art: _Guide to Principal Pictures_, _Academy of
+ Fine Arts_, _Venice_.]
+
+Evidence was then called on behalf of the defendant. Witnesses for the
+defendant, Messrs. Edward Burne-Jones, Frith, and Tom Taylor.
+
+Mr. EDWARD BURNE-JONES called.
+
+Mr. BOWEN, by way of presenting him properly to the consideration
+of the Court, proceeded to read extracts of eulogistic appreciation of
+this artist from the defendant's own writings.
+
+ [Sidenote: "Of the estimate which shall be formed of Mr.
+ Jones's own work....
+
+ "His work, first, is simply the only art-work at present
+ produced in England which will be received by the future
+ as 'classic' in its kind--the best that has been or
+ could be."--Prof. RUSKIN: _Fors Clavigera_, July 2,
+ 1877.]
+
+The examination of witness then commenced; and in answer to Mr. BOWEN,
+Mr. JONES said: "I am a painter, and have devoted about twenty years
+to the study. I have painted various works, including the 'Days of
+Creation' and 'Venus's Mirror,' both of which were exhibited at the
+Grosvenor Gallery in 1877. I have also exhibited 'Deferentia,'
+'Fides,' 'St. George,' and 'Sybil.' I have one work, 'Merlin and
+Vivian,' now being exhibited in Paris. In my opinion complete finish
+ought to be the object of all artists. A picture ought not to fall
+short of what has been for ages considered complete finish."
+
+Mr. BOWEN: "Do you see any art quality in that nocturne, Mr. Jones?"
+
+Mr. JONES: "Yes ... I must speak the truth, you know".... (_Emotion._)
+
+Mr. BOWEN: ... "Yes. Well, Mr. Jones, what quality do you see in it?"
+
+Mr. JONES: "Colour. It has fine colour, and atmosphere."
+
+Mr. BOWEN: "Ah. Well, do you consider detail and composition essential
+to a work of Art?"
+
+Mr. JONES: "Most certainly I do."
+
+Mr. BOWEN: "Then what detail and composition do you find in this
+nocturne?"
+
+Mr. JONES: "Absolutely none."[14]
+
+ [Note 14: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ There is a cunning condition of mind that _requires to
+ know_. On the Stock Exchange this insures safe
+ investment. In the painting trade this would induce
+ certain picture-makers to cross the river at noon, in a
+ boat, before negotiating a Nocturne, in order to make
+ sure of detail on the bank, that honestly the purchaser
+ might exact, and out of which he might have been tricked
+ by the Night!
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+Mr. BOWEN: "Do you think two hundred guineas a large price for that
+picture?"
+
+Mr. JONES: "Yes. When you think of the amount of earnest work done for
+a smaller sum."
+
+Examination continued: "Does it show the finish of a complete work of
+art?"
+
+ [Sidenote: "The action of imagination of the highest
+ power in Burne Jones, under the conditions of
+ scholarship, of social beauty, and of social distress,
+ which necessarily aid, thwart, and colour it in the
+ nineteenth century, are alone in art,--unrivalled in
+ their kind; and I _know_ that these will be immortal, as
+ the best things the mid-nineteenth century in England
+ could do, in such true relations as it had, through all
+ confusion, retained with the paternal and everlasting
+ Art of the world."--JOHN RUSKIN, LL.D.: _Fors
+ Clavigera_, July 2, 1877.]
+
+"Not in any sense whatever. The picture representing a night scene on
+Battersea Bridge, is good in colour, but bewildering in form; and it
+has no composition and detail. A day or a day and a half seems a
+reasonable time within which to paint it. It shows no finish--it is
+simply a sketch. The nocturne in black and gold has not the merit of
+the other two pictures, and it would be impossible to call it a
+serious work of art. Mr. Whistler's picture is only one of the
+thousand failures to paint night. The picture is not worth two hundred
+guineas."
+
+Mr. BOWEN here proposed to ask the witness to look at a picture of
+Titian,[15] in order to show what finish was.[16]
+
+ [Note 15: "I believe the world may see another
+ Titian, and another Raffaelle, before it sees another
+ Rubens."--Mr. RUSKIN.]
+
+ [Note 16: ... "The Butcher's Dog, in the corner of
+ Mr. Mulready's 'Butt,' displays, perhaps, the most
+ wonderful, because the most dignified, finish ... and
+ assuredly the most perfect unity of drawing and colour
+ which the entire range of ancient and modern art can
+ exhibit. Albert Durer is, indeed, the only rival who
+ might be suggested."--JOHN RUSKIN Slade Professor of
+ Art: _Modern Painters_.]
+
+Mr. SERJEANT PARRY objected.
+
+Mr. BARON HUDDLESTON: "You will have to prove that it is a Titian."
+
+Mr. BOWEN: "I shall be able to do that."
+
+Mr. BARON HUDDLESTON: "That can only be by repute. I do not want
+to raise a laugh, but there is a well-known case of 'an undoubted'
+Titian being purchased with a view to enabling students and others to
+find out how to produce his wonderful colours. With that object the
+picture was rubbed down, and they found a red surface, beneath which
+they thought was the secret, but on continuing the rubbing they
+discovered a full length portrait of George III. in uniform!"
+
+The witness was then asked to look at the picture, and he said: "It is
+a portrait of Doge Andrea Gritti, and I believe it is a real Titian.
+It shows finish. It is a very perfect sample of the highest finish of
+ancient art.[17] The flesh is perfect, the modelling of the face is
+round and good. That is an 'arrangement in flesh and blood!'"
+
+ [Note 17: ... "I feel entitled to point out that the
+ picture by Titian, produced in the case of Whistler _v._
+ Ruskin, is an early specimen of that master, and does
+ not represent adequately the style and qualities which
+ have obtained for him his great reputation--one obvious
+ point of difference between this and his more mature
+ work being the far greater amount of finish--I do not
+ say completeness--exhibited in it ... and as the picture
+ was brought forward with a view to inform the jury as to
+ the nature of the work of the greatest painter, and more
+ especially as to the high finish introduced in it, it is
+ evident that it was calculated to produce an erroneous
+ impression on their minds, if indeed any one present at
+ the inquiry can hold that those gentlemen were in any
+ way fitted to understand the issues raised therein.--I
+ am, Sir, your obedient servant,
+
+ A. MOORE.
+
+ "Nov. 28."
+ Extract of a letter to the Editor of the _Echo_.]
+
+The witness having pointed out the excellences of that portrait, said:
+"I think Mr. Whistler had great powers at first, which he has not
+since justified. He has evaded the difficulties of his art, because
+the difficulty of an artist increases every day of his professional
+life."
+
+Cross-examined: "What is the value of this picture of Titian?"--"That
+is a mere accident of the saleroom."
+
+"Is it worth one thousand guineas?"--"It would be worth many
+thousands to me."
+
+ [Sidenote: "It was just a toss up whether I became an
+ Artist or an Auctioneer."--W. P. FRITH, R.A.
+
+ _REFLECTION:_
+
+ He must have tossed up.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+Mr. FRITH was then examined: "I am an R.A.; and have devoted my life
+to painting. I am a member of the Academies of various countries. I am
+the author of the 'Railway Station,' 'Derby Day,' and 'Rake's
+Progress.' I have seen Mr. Whistler's pictures, and in my opinion they
+are not serious works of art. The nocturne in black and gold is not a
+serious work to me. I cannot see anything of the true representation
+of water and atmosphere in the painting of 'Battersea Bridge.' There
+is a pretty colour which pleases the eye, but there is nothing more.
+To my thinking, the description of moonlight is not true. The picture
+is not worth two hundred guineas. Composition and detail are most
+important matters in a picture. In our profession men of equal merit
+differ as to the character of a picture. One may blame, while another
+praises, a work. I have not exhibited at the Grosvenor Gallery. I have
+read Mr. Ruskin's works."
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ A decidedly honest man--I have not heard of him since.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+Mr. Frith here got down.
+
+Mr. TOM TAYLOR--Poor Law Commissioner, Editor of _Punch_, and so
+forth--and so forth:--"I am an art critic of long standing. I have
+been engaged in this capacity by the _Times_, and other journals, for
+the last twenty years. I edited the 'Life of Reynolds,' and 'Haydon.'
+I have _always_ studied art. I have seen these pictures of Mr.
+Whistler's when they were exhibited at the Dudley and the Grosvenor
+Galleries. The 'Nocturne' in black and gold I do not think a serious
+work of art." The witness here took from the pockets of his overcoat
+copies of the _Times_, and with the permission of the Court, read
+again with unction his own criticism, to every word of which he said
+he still adhered. "All Mr. Whistler's work is unfinished. It is
+sketchy. He, no doubt, possesses artistic qualities, and he has got
+appreciation of qualities of tone, but he is not complete, and all his
+works are in the nature of sketching. I have expressed, and still
+adhere to the opinion, that these pictures only come 'one step nearer
+pictures than a delicately tinted wall-paper.'"
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ To perceive in Ruskin's army Tom Taylor, his
+ champion--whose opinion he prizes--Mr. Frith, his
+ ideal--was gratifying. But to sit and look at Mr. Burne
+ Jones, in common cause with Tom Taylor--whom he esteems,
+ and Mr. Frith--whom he respects--conscientiously
+ appraising the work of a _confrere_--was a privilege!!
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+This ended the case for the defendant.
+
+
+Verdict for plaintiff. Damages one farthing.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Professor Ruskin's Group_
+
+
+My dear Sambourne--I know I shall be only charmed, as I always am, by
+your work, and if I am myself its subject, I shall only be flattered
+in addition.
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 11, 1878.]
+
+ [Sidenote: A pleasant _resume_ of the situation--in
+ reply to Mr. Sambourne's expressed hope that his
+ historical cartoon in _Punch_ might not offend.]
+
+_Punch_ in person sat upon me in the box; why should not the most
+subtle of his staff have a shot? Moreover, whatever delicacy and
+refinement Tom Taylor may still have left in his pocket (from which,
+in Court, he drew his ammunition) I doubt not he will urge you to use,
+that it may not be wasted. Meanwhile you must not throw away sentiment
+upon what you call "this trying time."
+
+To have brought about an "Arrangement in Frith, Jones, _Punch_ and
+Ruskin, with a touch of Titian," is a joy! and in itself sufficient to
+satisfy even my craving for curious "combinations."--Ever yours,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Whistler v. Ruskin_
+
+ _ART & ART CRITICS_
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+_Chelsea, Dec. 1878._
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+_Dedicated to_
+
+ _ALBERT MOORE_
+
+
+
+
+_Whistler v. Ruskin: Art and Art Critics_
+
+
+The _fin mot_ and spirit of this matter seems to have been utterly
+missed, or perhaps willingly winked at, by the journals in their
+comments. Their correspondents have persistently, and not unnaturally
+as writers, seen nothing beyond the immediate case in law--viz., the
+difference between Mr. Ruskin and myself, culminating in the libel
+with a verdict for the plaintiff.
+
+Now the war, of which the opening skirmish was fought the other day in
+Westminster, is really one between the brush and the pen; and involves
+literally, as the Attorney-General himself hinted, the absolute
+"raison d'etre" of the critic. The cry, on their part, of "Il faut
+vivre," I most certainly meet, in this case, with the appropriate
+answer, "Je n'en vois pas la necessite."
+
+Far from me, at that stage of things, to go further into this
+discussion than I did, when, cross-examined by Sir John Holker,
+I contented myself with the general answer, "that one might admit
+criticism when emanating from a man who had passed his whole life in
+the science which he attacks." The position of Mr. Ruskin as an art
+authority we left quite unassailed during the trial. To have said that
+Mr. Ruskin's pose among intelligent men, as other than a _litterateur_
+is false and ridiculous, would have been an invitation to the stake;
+and to be burnt alive, or stoned before the verdict, was not what I
+came into court for.
+
+Over and over again did the Attorney-General cry out aloud, in the
+agony of his cause, "What is to become of painting if the critics
+withhold their lash?"
+
+As well might he ask what is to become of mathematics under similar
+circumstances, were they possible. I maintain that two and two the
+mathematician would continue to make four, in spite of the whine of
+the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five. We are told
+that Mr. Ruskin has devoted his long life to art, and as a result--is
+"Slade Professor" at Oxford. In the same sentence, we have thus his
+position and its worth. It suffices not, Messieurs! a life passed
+among pictures makes not a painter--else the policeman in the National
+Gallery might assert himself. As well allege that he who lives in a
+library must needs die a poet. Let not Mr. Ruskin flatter himself
+that more education makes the difference between himself and the
+policeman when both stand gazing in the Gallery.
+
+There they might remain till the end of time; the one decently silent,
+the other saying, in good English, many high-sounding empty things,
+like the cracking of thorns under a pot--undismayed by the presence of
+the Masters with whose names he is sacrilegiously familiar; whose
+intentions he interprets, whose vices he discovers with the facility
+of the incapable, and whose virtues he descants upon with a verbosity
+and flow of language that would, could he hear it, give Titian the
+same shock of surprise that was Balaam's, when the first great critic
+proffered his opinion.
+
+This one instance apart, where collapse was immediate, the creature
+Critic is of comparatively modern growth--and certainly, in perfect
+condition, of recent date. To his completeness go qualities evolved
+from the latest lightnesses of to-day--indeed, the _fine fleur_ of his
+type is brought forth in Paris, and beside him the Englishman is but
+rough-hewn and blundering after all; though not unkindly should one
+say it, as reproaching him with inferiority resulting from chances
+neglected.
+
+The truth is, as compared with his brother of the Boulevards, the
+Briton was badly begun by nature.
+
+To take himself seriously is the fate of the humbug at home, and
+destruction to the jaunty career of the art critic, whose essence of
+success lies in his strong sense of his ephemeral existence, and his
+consequent horror of _ennuyer_ing his world--in short, to perceive the
+joke of life is rarely given to our people, whilst it forms the
+mainspring of the Parisian's _savoir plaire_. The finesse of the
+Frenchman, acquired in long loafing and clever _cafe_ cackle--the glib
+go and easy assurance of the _petit creve_, combined with the _chic_
+of great habit--the brilliant _blague_ of the ateliers--the aptitude
+of their _argot_--the fling of the _Figaro_, and the knack of short
+paragraphs, which allows him to print of a picture "C'est bien ecrit!"
+and of a subject, "C'est bien dit!"--these are elements of an
+_ensemble_ impossible in this island.
+
+Still, we are "various" in our specimens, and a sense of progress is
+noticeable when we look about among them.
+
+Indications of their period are perceptible, and curiously enough a
+similarity is suggested, by their work, between themselves and the
+vehicles we might fancy carrying them about to their livelihood.
+
+Tough old Tom, the busy City 'Bus, with its heavy jolting and many
+halts; its steady, sturdy, stodgy continuance on the same old much
+worn way, every turning known, and freshness unhoped for; its patient
+dreary dulness of daily duty to its cheap company--struggling on to
+its end, nevertheless, and pulling up at the Bank! with a flourish
+from the driver, and a joke from the cad at the door.
+
+Then the contributors to the daily papers: so many hansoms bowling
+along that the moment may not be lost, and the _a propos_ gone for
+ever. The one or two broughams solemnly rolling for reviews, while the
+lighter bicycle zigzags irresponsibly in among them for the happy
+Halfpennies.
+
+What a commerce it all is, to be sure!
+
+No sham in it either!--no "bigod nonsense!" they are all "doing
+good"--yes, they all do good to Art. Poor Art! what a sad state the
+slut is in, an these gentlemen shall help her. The artist alone, by
+the way, is to no purpose, and remains unconsulted; his work is
+explained and rectified without him, by the one who was never in
+it--but upon whom God, always good, though sometimes careless, has
+thrown away the knowledge refused to the author--poor devil!
+
+The Attorney-General said, "There are some people who would do away
+with critics altogether."
+
+I agree with him, and am of the irrationals he points at--but let
+me be clearly understood--the _art_ critic alone would I extinguish.
+That writers should destroy writings to the benefit of writing is
+reasonable. Who but they shall insist upon beauties of literature, and
+discard the demerits of their brother _litterateurs_? In their turn
+they will be destroyed by other writers, and the merry game goes on
+till truth prevail. Shall the painter then--I foresee the
+question--decide upon painting? Shall _he_ be the critic and sole
+authority? Aggressive as is this supposition, I fear that, in the
+length of time, his assertion alone has established what even the
+gentlemen of the quill accept as the canons of art, and recognise as
+the masterpieces of work.
+
+Let work, then, be received in silence, as it was in the days to which
+the penmen still point as an era when art was at its apogee. And here
+we come upon the oft-repeated apology of the critic for existing at
+all, and find how complete is his stultification. He brands himself as
+the necessary blister for the health of the painter, and writes that
+he may do good to his art. In the same ink he bemoans the decadence
+about him, and declares that the best work was done when he was not
+there to help it. No! let there be no critics! they are not a
+"necessary evil," but an evil quite unnecessary, though an evil
+certainly.
+
+Harm they do, and not good.
+
+Furnished as they are with the means of furthering their foolishness,
+they spread prejudice abroad; and through the papers, at their
+service, thousands are warned against the work they have yet to look
+upon.
+
+And here one is tempted to go further, and show the crass idiocy and
+impertinence of those whose dicta are printed as law.
+
+How he of the _Times_[18] has found Velasquez "slovenly in execution,
+poor in colour--being little but a combination of neutral greys and
+ugly in its forms"--how he grovelled in happiness over a Turner--that
+was no Turner at all, as Mr. Ruskin wrote to show--Ruskin! whom he has
+since defended. Ah! Messieurs, what our neighbours call "la malice des
+choses" was unthought of, and the sarcasm of fate was against you. How
+Gerard Dow's broom was an example for the young; and Canaletti and
+Paul Veronese are to be swept aside--doubtless with it. How Rembrandt
+is coarse, and Carlo Dolci noble--with more of this kind. But what
+does it matter?
+
+ [Note 18: June 6, 1874]
+
+"What does anything matter!" The farce will go on, and its solemnity
+adds to the fun.
+
+Mediocrity flattered at acknowledging mediocrity, and mistaking
+mystification for mastery, enters the fog of dilettantism, and,
+graduating connoisseur, ends its days in a bewilderment of bric-a-brac
+and Brummagem!
+
+"Taste" has long been confounded with capacity, and accepted as
+sufficient qualification for the utterance of judgment in music,
+poetry, and painting. Art is joyously received as a matter of opinion;
+and that it should be based upon laws as rigid and defined as those of
+the known sciences, is a supposition no longer to be tolerated by
+modern cultivation. For whereas no polished member of society is at
+all affected at admitting himself neither engineer, mathematician, nor
+astronomer, and therefore remains willingly discreet and taciturn upon
+these subjects, still would he be highly offended were he supposed to
+have no voice in what is clearly to him a matter of "Taste"; and so he
+becomes of necessity the backer of the critic--the cause and result of
+his own ignorance and vanity! The fascination of this pose is too much
+for him, and he hails with delight its justification. Modesty and good
+sense are revolted at nothing, and the millennium of "Taste" sets in.
+
+The whole scheme is simple: the galleries are to be thrown open on
+Sundays, and the public, dragged from their beer to the British
+Museum, are to delight in the Elgin Marbles, and appreciate what
+the early Italians have done to elevate their thirsty souls! An inroad
+into the laboratory would be looked upon as an intrusion; but before
+the triumphs of Art, the expounder is at his ease, and points out the
+doctrine that Raphael's results are within the reach of any beholder,
+provided he enrol himself with Ruskin or hearken to Colvin in the
+provinces. The people are to be educated upon the broad basis of
+"Taste," forsooth, and it matters but little what "gentleman and
+scholar" undertake the task.
+
+Eloquence alone shall guide them--and the readiest writer or wordiest
+talker is perforce their professor.
+
+The Observatory at Greenwich under the direction of an Apothecary! The
+College of Physicians with Tennyson as President! and we know that
+madness is about. But a school of art with an accomplished
+_litterateur_ at its head disturbs no one! and is actually what the
+world receives as rational, while Ruskin writes for pupils, and Colvin
+holds forth at Cambridge.
+
+Still, quite alone stands Ruskin, whose writing is art, and whose art
+is unworthy his writing. To him and his example do we owe the outrage
+of proffered assistance from the unscientific--the meddling of the
+immodest--the intrusion of the garrulous. Art, that for ages has hewn
+its own history in marble, and written its own comments on canvas,
+shall it suddenly stand still, and stammer, and wait for wisdom from
+the passer-by?--for guidance from the hand that holds neither brush
+nor chisel? Out upon the shallow conceit! What greater sarcasm can Mr.
+Ruskin pass upon himself than that he preaches to young men what he
+cannot perform! Why, unsatisfied with his own conscious power, should
+he choose to become the type of incompetence by talking for forty
+years of what he has never done!
+
+Let him resign his present professorship, to fill the chair of Ethics
+at the university. As master of English literature, he has a right to
+his laurels, while, as the populariser of pictures he remains the
+Peter Parley of painting.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Art Critic of the "Times"_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: Mr. Tom Taylor's acknowledgment of
+ presentation copy of Mr. Whistler's "Art and Art
+ Critics," with "Sans rancune" inscribed upon fly-leaf by
+ the author.]
+
+"Sans rancune," by all means, my dear Whistler; but you should not
+have quoted from my article, of June 6th, 1874, on Velasquez, in such
+a way as to give exactly the opposite impression to that which the
+article, taken as a whole, conveys.
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Jan. 15, 1879.]
+
+I appreciate and admire Velasquez as entirely, and allow me to say, as
+intelligently, as yourself. I have probably seen and studied more of
+his work than you have. And I maintain that the article you have
+garbled in your quotation gives a fair and adequate account of the
+picture it deals with--"_Las Meninas_"--and one which any artist who
+knows the picture would, in essentials, subscribe to.
+
+God help the artists if ever the criticism of pictures falls into the
+hands of painters! It would be a case of vivisection all round.
+
+Your pamphlet is a very natural result of your late disagreeable
+legal experiences, though not a very wise one.
+
+If the critics are not better qualified to deal with the painters than
+the painter in your pamphlet shows himself qualified to deal with the
+critics, it will be a bad day for art when the hands that have been
+trained to the brush lay it aside for the pen.[19]
+
+ [Note 19:!?]
+
+If you had read my article on Velasquez, I cannot but say that you
+have made an unfair use of it, in quoting a detached sentence, which,
+read with the context, bears exactly the opposite sense from that you
+have quoted it as bearing.
+
+This is a bad "throw-off" in the critical line; whether it affect "_le
+premier litterateur venu_" or yours always,
+
+ TOM TAYLOR.
+
+P.S.--_As your attack on my article is public, I reserve to myself the
+right of giving equal publicity to this letter._
+
+ LAVENDER SWEEP,
+ Jan, 6, 1879.
+
+
+
+
+_The Position_
+
+
+Dead for a ducat, dead! my dear Tom: and the rattle has reached me by
+post.
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Jan. 15, 1879.]
+
+"_Sans rancune_," say you? Bah! you scream unkind threats and die
+badly.
+
+Why squabble over your little article? You _did_ print what I quote,
+you know, Tom; and it is surely unimportant what more you may have
+written of the Master. That you should have written anything at all is
+your crime.
+
+No; shrive your naughty soul, and give up Velasquez, and pass your
+last days properly in the Home Office.
+
+Set your house in order with the Government for arrears of time and
+paper, and leave vengeance to the Lord, who will forgive my "garbling"
+Tom Taylor's writing.
+
+ THE WHITE HOUSE,
+ Jan. 8, 1879.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Serious Sarcasm_
+
+
+Pardon me, my dear Whistler, for having taken you _au serieux_ even
+for a moment.
+
+I ought to have remembered that your penning, like your painting,
+belongs to the region of "chaff." I will not forget it again; and
+meantime remain yours always,
+
+ TOM TAYLOR.
+
+ LAVENDER SWEEP,
+ Jan. 9, 1879.
+
+
+
+
+_Final_
+
+
+Why, my dear old Tom, I never _was_ serious with you, even when you
+were among us. Indeed, I killed you quite, as who should say, without
+seriousness, "A rat! A rat!" you know, rather cursorily.
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Jan. 15, 1879]
+
+Chaff, Tom, as in your present state you are beginning to perceive,
+was your fate here, and doubtless will be throughout the eternity
+before you. With ages at your disposal, this truth will dimly dawn
+upon you; and as you look back upon this life, perchance many
+situations that you took _au serieux_ (art-critic, who knows?
+expounder of Velasquez, and what not) will explain themselves
+sadly--chaff! Go back!
+
+ THE WHITE HOUSE,
+ Jan. 10, 1879.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_"Balaam's Ass"_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Vanity Fair_, Jan 11, 1879.]
+
+Mr. Whistler has written a discord in black and white. It is a strong
+saying, excellent in diction, broadly and boldly set down in slashing
+words....
+
+The point Mr. Whistler raises and enforces is that criticism of
+painting other than by painters is monstrous, and not to be
+tolerated.... Mr. Ruskin's "high sounding empty things" would, he
+says, "give Titian the same shock of surprise that was Balaam's when
+the first great critic proffered his opinion." ... The inference ...
+is that all the world, competent and incompetent together, must
+receive the painter's work in silence, under pain of being classed
+with Balaam's ass....
+
+If, finding himself ill received or ill understood, he has to say,
+"You cannot understand me," he must also say, "I did not understand
+myself and you, to whom I speak, sufficiently well to make you
+understand me."
+
+There could be no better illustration of all this than that
+Mr. Whistler has suggested of Balaam's ass. _For the Ass was right_,
+although, nay, because he was an ass. "What have I done unto thee,"
+said he, "that thou hast smitten me these three times?" "Because thou
+hast mocked me," replies Balaam--Whistler; whereupon the Angel of the
+Lord rebukes him and says, "_The ass saw me_," so that Balaam is
+constrained to bow his head and fall flat on his face. And thus indeed
+it is. The ass sees the Angel of the Lord there where the wise prophet
+sees nothing, and, by her seeing, saves the life of the very master
+who, for reward, smites her grievously and wishes he had a sword that
+he might kill her.
+
+Let Balaam not forget that after all he rides upon the ass, that she
+has served him well ever since she was his until this day, and that
+even now he is on his way with her to be promoted unto very great
+honour by the Princes of Balak. And let him remember that whatever can
+speak may at any moment have a word to say to him which it were best
+he should hear.
+
+ RASPER.
+
+
+
+
+_The Point acknowledged_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Vanity Fair_, Jan. 18, 1879.]
+
+Well hit! my dear _Vanity_, and I find, on searching again, that
+historically you are right.
+
+The fact, doubtless, explains the conviction of the race in their
+mission, but I fancy you will admit that this is the _only Ass on
+record_ who ever _did_ "see the Angel of the Lord!" and that we are
+past the age of miracles.
+
+ Yours always,
+
+ THE WHITE HOUSE,
+ Jan. 11, 1879.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Critic's Analysis_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Saturday Review_, June 1, 1867. P. G.
+ Hamerton.]
+
+In the "Symphony in White No. III." by Mr. Whistler there are many
+dainty varieties of tint, but it is not precisely a symphony in white.
+One lady has a yellowish dress and brown hair and a bit of blue
+ribbon, the other has a red fan, and there are flowers and green
+leaves. There is a girl in white on a white sofa, but even this girl
+has reddish hair; and of course there is the flesh colour of the
+complexions.
+
+
+
+
+_The Critic's Mind Considered_
+
+
+How pleasing that such profound prattle should inevitably find its
+place in print! "Not precisely a symphony in white ... for there is a
+yellowish dress ... brown hair, etc.... another with reddish hair ...
+and of course there is the flesh colour of the complexions."
+
+_Bon Dieu!_ did this wise person expect white hair and chalked faces?
+And does he then, in his astounding consequence, believe that a
+symphony in F contains no other note, but shall be a continued
+repetition of F, F, F.?... Fool!
+
+ Chelsea,
+ June 1867.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Troubled One_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, July 3, 1878.]
+
+The "Season Number" of _Vanity Fair_ contains ... Mr. Whistler's
+etching of "St. James's Street" is sadly disappointing.
+
+
+
+
+_Full Absolution_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, July 10, 1878.]
+
+Dear _World_--Atlas, overburdened with the world and its sins, may
+well be relieved from the weight of one wee error--a sort of last
+straw that bothers his back. The impression in _Vanity Fair_ that
+disappoints him is not an etching at all, but a reproduction for that
+paper by some transfer process.
+
+Atlas has the wisdom of ages, and need not grieve himself with mere
+matters of art. "Il n'est pas necessaire que vous sachiez ces
+choses-la, mon reverend pere!"
+
+ Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_"Confidences" with an Editor_
+
+
+_TO THE EDITOR OF THE "HOUR."_
+
+Sir,--I have read the intelligent remarks of your critic upon my
+pictures, and am happy to be able to remove, I think, the "melancholy"
+impression left upon his mind by the supposition that "the best works
+are not of recent date." Permit me to reassure him, for the paintings
+he speaks of in glowing terms--notably "the full-length portrait of a
+young girl," which he overwhelms me by comparing to Velasquez, as well
+as the two life-size portraits in black, "in which there is an almost
+entire negation of colour" (though I, who am, he says, a colourist,
+did not know it)--are my latest works, and but just completed.
+
+May I still farther correct a misconception? The etchings and
+dry-points in the gallery do not form a complete set. There are only
+fifty exhibited, making about half the number I have executed.
+
+Again, it was from no feeling that "my works were not seen to
+advantage when placed in juxtaposition with those of an essentially
+different kind," that I "determined to have an exhibition of my own,
+where no discordant elements should distract the spectator's
+attention." It is true that occasionally it has been borne in upon my
+mind that those whose "works are of an essentially different kind,"
+are unwilling to place mine in juxtaposition with their own.
+
+My wish has been, though, to prove that the place in which works of
+art are shown may be made as free from "discordant elements which
+distract the spectators' attention" as the works themselves.
+
+Marvelling greatly that the "principle" that has led me (in his eyes
+at least) to paint so that he speaks of me in the same breath with
+Velasquez, should be "founded on fallacy,"--I remain, sir, your
+obedient servant,
+
+ June 10, 1874.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Critics "Copy"_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 8, 1880.]
+
+At the Gallery of the Fine Art Society in New Bond Street, an
+exhibition has been opened of the etchings of Venice, executed by Mr.
+Whistler. Exhibitions are sometimes of slender constitution nowadays.
+Mr. Whistler's etchings are twelve in number, of unimportant
+dimensions, and of the slightest workmanship. They convey a certain
+sense of distance and atmosphere, otherwise it cannot be said that
+they are of particular value or originality. They rather resemble
+vague first intentions, or memoranda for future use, than designs
+completely carried out. Probably every artist coming from Venice
+brings with him some such outlines as these in his sketch-books.
+Apparently, so far as his twelve etchings are to be considered as
+evidence in the matter, Venice has not deeply stirred either Mr.
+Whistler or his art.
+
+
+
+
+_A Proposal_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 29, 1880.]
+
+Atlas, _mon bon, mefiez-vous de vos gens!_ Your art gentleman says
+that Mr. Whistler exhibits twelve etchings, "slight in execution and
+unimportant in size." Now the private assassin you keep, for us, need
+not be hampered by mere connoisseurship in the perpetration of his
+duty--therefore, _passe_, for the execution--but he should not
+compromise his master's reputation for brilliancy, and print things
+that he who runs may scoff at.
+
+Seriously, then, my Atlas, an etching does not depend, for its
+importance, upon its size. "I am not arguing with you--I am telling
+you." As well speak of one of your own charming _mots_ as unimportant
+in length!
+
+Look to it, Atlas. Be severe with your man. Tell him his "job" should
+be "neatly done." I could cut my own throat better; and if need be, in
+case of his dismissal, I offer my services.
+
+Meanwhile, yours joyously,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Painter-Etcher Papers_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: "A Storm in an AEsthetic Teapot."
+
+ _The Cuckoo_, April 11, 1881.]
+
+The exhibition of etchings at the Hanover Gallery has been the
+occasion of one of those squabbles which amuse everybody--perhaps,
+even including the quarrellers themselves. Some etchings, exceedingly
+like Mr. Whistler's in manner, but signed "Frank Duveneck," were sent
+to the Painter-Etchers' Exhibition from Venice. The Painter-Etchers
+appear to have suspected for a moment that the works were really Mr.
+Whistler's; and, not desiring to be the victims of an easy hoax on the
+part of that gentleman, three of their members--Dr. Seymour Haden, Dr.
+Hamilton, and Mr. Legros--went to the Fine Art Society's Gallery, in
+New Bond Street, and asked one of the assistants there to show them
+some of Mr. Whistler's Venetian plates. From this assistant they
+learned that Mr. Whistler was under an arrangement to exhibit and sell
+his Venetian etchings only at the Fine Art Society's Gallery; but, even
+if these Painter-Etchers really believed that "Frank Duveneck"
+was only another name for James Whistler, this information about the
+Fine Art Society's arrangement with him need not have shaken that
+belief, for the _nom de plume_ might easily have been adopted with the
+concurrence of the society's leading spirits. Nor is it altogether
+certain that the Painter-Etchers did anything more than compare, for
+their own satisfaction as connoisseurs, the works of Mr. Whistler and
+"Frank Duveneck." The motive of their doing so may have been
+misunderstood by the Fine Art Society's assistant with whom they
+conferred.
+
+Be that as it may, this assistant thought fit to repeat to Mr.
+Whistler what had passed, and also his own impressions as to the
+motive of the comparison and the inquiries which the Painter-Etchers
+had instituted. Whereupon Mr. Whistler has addressed a letter to Mr.
+Seymour Haden (who is, by the way, _his brother-in-law_), of which all
+that need be here said, is that it is extremely characteristic of Mr.
+Whistler.
+
+
+
+
+_Later_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Cuckoo_, April 30, 1881.]
+
+Some time ago I referred to a storm in an "aesthetic tea-pot" that was
+brewed and had burst in the Fine Art Society's Gallery, in Bond
+Street, in _re_ Mr. Whistler's Venice Etchings. It seems to me that
+Mr. Seymour Haden, Mr. Legros, and Mr. Hamilton stumbled on an
+artistic mare's nest, that they rashly suggested that Mr. Whistler had
+been guilty of gross misfeasance in publishing etchings in an assumed
+name, and that they are now trying to get out of the scrape as best
+they may. This is, however, simply an opinion formed on perusal of the
+following documents, which I here present to my readers to judge of:
+
+The following paragraph was some time ago sent to me with this
+letter:--
+
+ "If the Editor of the '_Cuckoo_' should see his way to the
+ publication of the accompanying paragraph as it stands, twenty
+ copies may be sent, for circulation among the Council of the
+ Society of Painter-Etchers, to Mr. Piker, newsvendor, Shepherd's
+ Market."
+
+ "MR. WHISTLER AND THE PAINTER-ETCHERS.--Our explanation of this
+ 'Storm in a Tea-pot' turns out to have been in the main correct.
+ It appears that not only were the three gentlemen who went to the
+ Fine Art Society's Gallery to look at Mr. Whistler's etchings
+ guiltless of offence, but that the object of their going there
+ was actually less to show that Mr. Whistler _was_ than that he
+ was _not_ the author of the etchings which for a moment had
+ puzzled them.
+
+ "For this, indeed, they seem to have given each other--in the
+ presence of the blundering assistant, of course--three very
+ distinct reasons.
+
+ "Firstly, that, as already stated, Mr. Seymour Haden had quite
+ seriously written to Mr. Duveneck to buy the etchings.
+
+ "Secondly, that they at once accepted as satisfactory and
+ sufficient the explanation given them of Mr. Whistler's
+ obligations to the Fine Art Society; and, thirdly, though this
+ count appears to have somehow slipped altogether out of the
+ indictment--they were one and all of opinion that, taken all
+ round, the Duveneck etchings were the _best of the two (sic)_!!!
+
+ "It is a pity a clever man like Mr. Whistler is yet not clever
+ enough to see that while habitual public attacks on a _near
+ relative_ cannot fail to be, to the majority of people,
+ unpalatable, they are likely to be, when directed against a
+ brother etcher, even _suspecte_."
+
+I did not at the time "see my way" to publishing the paragraph "as it
+stands," but, having subsequently received the following
+correspondence, I think it only right to give Mr. Piker's paragraph
+publicity, along with the letters subjoined:--
+
+ "THE FINE ART SOCIETY,"
+ 148 NEW BOND STREET.
+ March 18, 1881.
+
+ [Sidenote: Letter from Mr. Huish to Mr. Haden.]
+
+"To Seymour Haden, Esq.--My dear Sir,--Mr. Whistler has called upon me
+respecting your visit here yesterday with Mr. Legros and Dr. Hamilton,
+the purport of which had been communicated to him by Mr. Brown."
+
+"He is naturally indignant that, knowing, as you apparently did, that
+he was under an engagement not to publish for a certain time any
+etchings of Venice except those issued by us, you should suggest that
+they were his work, and had been sent in by him under a _nom de
+plume_."
+
+"He considers that it is damaging to his reputation in connection with
+us, and he requests me to write and ask you whether you adhere to your
+opinion or retract it."
+
+"Believe me to remain, yours faithfully,
+
+ "MARCUS B. HUISH."
+
+
+ "38 HERTFORD STREET, MAYFAIR, W.
+ March 21, 1881.
+
+ [Sidenote: Letter from Mr. Haden to Mr. Huish.]
+
+"To M. Huish, Esq.--Dear Sir,--I am in receipt of a letter from you,
+dated the 18th inst., in which you first impute to me an opinion which
+I have never held, and then call me to account for that opinion.
+To a peremptory letter so framed, I shall not be misunderstood if I
+simply decline to plead."
+
+"Meanwhile, that I was _not_ of opinion that the etchings in our hands
+were by Mr. Whistler is conclusively proved by the fact that on the
+day after their reception I had written to Mr. Duveneck to arrange for
+their purchase!"
+
+"Be this, however, as it may, I can have no hesitation on the part
+both of myself and of the gentlemen engaged with me in a necessary
+duty, in expressing our sincere regret if, by a mistaken
+representation of our proceedings, Mr. Whistler has been led to
+believe that we had said or implied anything which could give him pain
+or reflect in any way on his reputation either with you or your
+directors."
+
+ "Faithfully yours,
+ "F. SEYMOUR HADEN."
+
+
+ "ARTS CLUB,"
+ HANOVER SQUARE.
+
+ [Sidenote: Letter from J. M'N. Whistler to Mr. Haden.
+ March 29, 1881.]
+
+"To Seymour Haden, Esq.--Sir--Mr. Huish handed me your letter of the
+21st inst., since when I have waited in vain for the true version
+that, I doubted not, would follow the 'mistaken representation' you
+regret I should have received."
+
+"Now I must ask that you will, if possible, without further delay,
+give me a thorough explanation of your visit to the Fine Art Society's
+Gallery on Friday evening, the 17th inst.,--involving, as it did, a
+discussion of my private affairs."
+
+"Did you, accompanied by M. Legros and Dr. Hamilton, call at the Fine
+Art Society's rooms on that date, and ask to see Mr. Whistler's
+etchings?"
+
+"Did you there proceed to make a careful and minute examination of
+these, and then ask Mr. Brown if Mr. Whistler had done other etchings
+of Venice?"
+
+"Upon his answer in the affirmative, did you ask Mr. Brown if any of
+the other plates were large ones, and, notably, whether Mr. Whistler
+had done any other plate of the subject called 'The Riva'?"
+
+"Did you ask to see the early states of Mr. Whistler's etchings?"
+
+"Did you say to Mr. Brown, 'Now, is not Mr. Whistler under an
+engagement with the Fine Art Society to publish no Venice etchings for
+a year?' or words to that effect? and upon Mr. Brown's assurance that
+such was the case, did you request him to go with you to the Hanover
+Gallery?"
+
+"Did you there produce for his inspection three large Venice etchings,
+and among them the 'Riva' subject?"
+
+"Did you then incite Mr. Brown to detect, in these works, the hand
+of Mr. Whistler?"
+
+"Did you point out details of execution which, in your opinion,
+betrayed Mr. Whistler's manner?"
+
+"Did you say, 'You see these etchings are signed "Frank Duveneck," and
+I have written to that name and address for their purchase, but I
+don't believe in the existence of such a person,' or words to that
+effect?"
+
+"If this be not so,
+
+"Why did you take Mr. Brown over to the Hanover Gallery?"
+
+"Why did you show him Mr. Duveneck's Venice etchings?"
+
+"Why did you question him about my engagement with the Fine Art
+Society?"
+
+"Is it officially, as the Painter-Etchers' President, that you pry
+about the town?"
+
+"Does the Committee sanction your suggestions? and have you permitted
+yourself these 'proceedings' with the full knowledge and approval of
+the 'dozen or more distinguished men seated in serious council,' as
+described by yourself in the _Pall Mall Gazette_?"
+
+"Of what nature, pray, is the 'necessary duty' that has led two
+medical men and a Slade Professor to fail as connoisseurs, and blunder
+as detectives?"
+
+"'Vat shall de honest man do in my closet? Dere is no honest man
+dat shall come in my closet!'"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Copies of this correspondence will be sent to members of your
+Committee."
+
+To this last letter, Mr. Seymour Haden has not as yet sent any answer,
+and here the matter rests. As requested, we have sent Mr. Piker the
+copies he requires for distribution.
+
+ THE EDITOR OF THE "CUCKOO."
+
+
+
+
+_La Suite_
+
+
+ "ARTS CLUB,"
+ May 10, 1881.
+
+To the Committee of the Painter-Etchers' Society:
+
+ [Sidenote: Letter to the Committee of "Painter-Etchers'
+ Society."]
+
+Gentlemen,--I have hitherto, in vain, written to Sir William Drake, as
+secretary of the Painter-Etchers' Society, and feeling convinced that
+his elaborate silence cannot possibly be the expression of any
+intended discourtesy on the part of the Committee, as a body, but that
+it would rather indicate that they had not been consulted in the
+matter at all, I now address myself to you, and beg that you will
+kindly inform me whether the Committee, as represented by their
+officers, endorse the late acts of their President, or whether they
+intend taking any steps towards refusing to share the shame and
+ridicule that have accrued from certain "proceedings" described by Mr.
+Haden as a "necessary duty," in the exercise of which he was
+officially engaged in conjunction with Dr. Hamilton and M. Legros.
+
+That you may clearly see how current the matter has become, I have the
+honour, Gentlemen, to send you herewith, for your serious
+consideration, extracts from the daily press, and thus, as you will
+read, carry out myself the first intention of a certain speculative
+Piker, newsvendor, Shepherd's Market, who had purposed circulating
+among you "twenty copies" of the enclosed literary venture--curtailed,
+it is true, to the original "Piker paragraph," and unaccompanied by
+the Piker twenty-penny prospect; the printing of which may--who
+knows?--have caused a wavering on the part of Piker, and have left you
+deprived of his labour after all.
+
+Piker offers matter with authority--and here I would point out the
+_close proximity of Shepherd's Market to Hertford Street,
+Mayfair_!--most suggestive is such contiguity. The newsvendor's stall
+and the doctor's office within hail of each other!
+
+Surely I may, without indiscretion, congratulate the President upon
+Piker's English and also upon the Pecksniffian whine about the
+"brother-in-law"--rather telling in its way--but shallow! shallow!--for
+after all, Gentlemen, a brother-in-law is _not_ a connection calling
+for sentiment--in the abstract, rather an intruder than "a near
+relation"--indeed, "near relation" is mere swagger!
+
+Meanwhile, the insinuation of jealousy of the "brother-etcher" is, as
+Piker puts it, "_suspecte_"--very!--and modest!--and transparent!
+
+To the last paper I have added the cutting from the former _Cuckoo_
+(Piker's earlier effort) so that you have the occasion of perceiving
+how the progressive Piker party have gained in courage--until, in
+direct contradiction to their first anxiety and hesitation, we reach
+the final _overwhelming certainty_ of the three representative
+gentlemen, whose visit to the Fine Art Society's rooms, it would _now_
+appear, was absolutely to prove to the "blundering assistant" that
+some etchings he had never seen, and, consequently never had
+questioned;--of the very existence of which, in short, he was utterly
+unconscious,--were by a Mr. Duveneck, of whom he had never heard, and
+_not_ by Mr. Whistler!--a fact that in his whole life he had never
+been in a position to dispute--and of which _the three Painter-Etchers
+themselves were the only people_ who had ever had any doubt!
+
+Really, they either doubted Duveneck, or they didn't doubt Duveneck!--Now,
+if the Piker party didn't doubt Duveneck, who the devil did the Piker
+party doubt? And why, may I ask, does Mr. Haden, _two days after_
+the disastrous blunder in Bond Street, _volunteer_ the following note
+of explanation to Mr. Brown, the assistant?--
+
+ (COPY.)
+
+ "38 HERTFORD STREET, MAYFAIR, W.
+ March 19, 1881.
+
+ "To Ernest Brown, Esq.--Dear Sir,--We know all about Mr. Frank
+ Duveneck, and are delighted to have his etchings.--Yours
+ faithfully,"
+
+ "F. SEYMOUR HADEN."
+
+It will be remembered that the little expedition to the Fine Art
+Society's Gallery took place on _Thursday evening, the 17th_ of March.
+On Friday, the 18th, Mr. Huish wrote to Mr. Haden demanding an
+explanation; and on _Saturday, the 19th_, this over-diplomatic and
+criminating note was sent to Mr. Brown,--altogether unasked for, and
+curiously difficult to excuse!--"Methinks, he doth protest too much!"
+
+Further comment I believe to be unnecessary.
+
+I refer you, Gentlemen, to my letter of March 29th, which Mr. Haden
+has never been able to answer--and merely point out that, the
+"blundering assistant" was the only one who did not blunder at
+all--since he alone, refrained from folly, and, notwithstanding all
+exhortation, steadily refused, in the presence of cunning
+connoisseurs, to mistake the work of one man for that of another.
+
+ I have, Gentlemen, the honour to be,
+ Your obedient servant,
+ J. MCNEILL WHISTLER.
+
+
+ May 18, 1881.
+
+ TO THE COMMITTEE OF
+ THE PAINTER-ETCHERS' SOCIETY.
+
+May I, without impertinence, ask what really does constitute the
+"Painter-Etcher" "all round," as Piker has it?--for, of these three
+gentlemen who have so markedly distinguished themselves in that
+character, two certainly are not painters--and one doesn't etch!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Correction_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Nov. 14, 1883.]
+
+A supposititious conversation in _Punch_ brought about the following
+interchange of telegrams:--
+
+From Oscar Wilde, Exeter, to J. McNeill Whistler, Tite Street.--_Punch_
+too ridiculous--when you and I are together we never talk about
+anything except ourselves.
+
+From Whistler, Tite Street, to Oscar Wilde, Exeter.--No, no, Oscar,
+you forget--when you and I are together, we never talk about anything
+except me.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Warning_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, June 1, 1881.]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ "A foolish man's foot is soon in his neighbour's house;
+ but a man of experience is ashamed of him."
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+My dear James,--I see from a weekly paper that your late residence,
+the White House, in Tite Street, is now occupied by Mr. Harry Quilter,
+"the excellent art critic and writer on art," or words to that effect.
+This is the great man who has succeeded Mr. Tom Taylor on the _Times_,
+and whose vagaries in art criticism you and I, my dear James, have
+previously noticed....
+
+ ATLAS.
+
+
+
+
+_Naif Enfant_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Times_, May 2, 1881.]
+
+Close to this is another portrait of extreme interest, and, though of
+another kind, it is not inappropriately near Mr. Hunt's work. This is
+Mr. John Ruskin, painted by Mr. Herkomer. It is difficult to
+dissociate this picture, as regards the merit of its painting, from
+the interest which attaches to it as being the first oil portrait we
+have ever seen of our great art critic.... The picture remains a
+singularly fine one, and is, in our opinion, Mr. Herkomer's best
+portrait.
+
+
+
+
+_A Straight Tip_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, May 18, 1881.]
+
+"Ne pas confondre intelligence avec gendarmes"--but surely, dear
+Atlas, when the art critic of the _Times_, suffering possibly from
+chronic catarrh, is wafted in at the Grosvenor without guide or
+compass, and cannot by mere sense of smell distinguish between oil and
+water colour, he ought, like Mark Twain, "to inquire."
+
+Had he asked the guardian or the fireman in the gallery, either might
+have told him not to say that one of the chief interests of Mr.
+Herkomer's large water-colour drawing of Mr. Ruskin "attaches to it as
+being _the first oil portrait_ we have ever seen of our great art
+critic"! Adieu.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Eager Authority_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Feb. 9, 1881.]
+
+Mr. Whistler knows how to defend himself so perkily that it is a
+pleasure to attack him. I hasten, therefore, with joy, to submit to
+you, dear Atlas, who are growing so very clever at your languages, the
+following crotchets and quavers--shall I call them? for Mr. Whistler
+is just now full of "notes"--in American-Italian; they are from his
+delightful brown-paper catalogue. To begin with, "Santa Margharita" is
+wrong; it must be either Margarita or Margherita; the other is
+impossible Italian. Then who or what is "San Giovanni _Apostolo et
+Evangelistae_"? Does the sprightly and shrill McNeill mean this for
+Latin? And is the "Cafe Orientale" intended to be French or Italian?
+It has an _e_ too many for French, and an _f_ too few for Italian.
+"Piazetta," furthermore, does duty for "Piazzetta." Finally I give up
+"Campo Sta. Martin." I don't know what that can be. The Italian
+Calendar has a San Martino and a Santa Martina, but Sta. Martin is
+very curious. The catalogue is exceedingly short, but a few of the
+names are right.
+
+
+
+
+_An Admission_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Feb. 16, 1881]
+
+Touche!--and my compliments to your "Correspondent," Atlas,
+_cheri_--far from me to justify spelling of my own! But who could
+possibly have supposed an orthographer loose! Evidently too "ung
+vieulx qui a moult roule en Palestine et aultres lieux!"
+
+What it is to be prepared, though! Atlas, _mon pauvre ami_, you know
+the story of the witness who, when asked how far he stood from the
+spot where the deed was done, answered unhesitatingly--"Sixty-three
+feet seven inches!" "How, sir," cried the prosecuting lawyer--"how can
+you possibly pretend to such accuracy?" "Well," returned the man in
+the box, "you see I thought some d----d fool would be sure to ask me,
+and so I measured."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_'Arry in the Grosvenor_
+
+
+Atlas--In spite of the Kyrle Society, I don't appeal to the middle
+classes; for I read in the _Times_ that 'Arry won't have me. I am
+ranked with the _caviare_ of his betters, and add not to the relish of
+his winkles and tea.
+
+Also, why troubles he about many things?
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, May 17, 1882.]
+
+But, alas! as is aptly remarked in one of the weekly papers, "'Arry
+has taken to going to the Grosvenor;" and "ce n'est pas tout que
+d'etre honnete," he says, lightly paraphrasing Alfred de Musset, "il
+faut etre joli garcon!"
+
+And so he blooms into an aesthete of his own order. To have seen him, O
+my wise Atlas, was my privilege and my misery; for he stood under one
+of my own "harmonies"--already with difficulty gasping its gentle
+breath--himself an amazing "arrangement" in strong mustard-and-cress,
+with bird's-eye belcher of Reckitt's blue; and then and
+there destroyed absolutely, unintentionally, and once for all, my
+year's work!
+
+Atlas, shall these things be?
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Encouragement_
+
+
+ _TO OSCAR ON HIS "TOUR."_
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Feb. 15, 1882.]
+
+Oscar--We, of Tite Street and Beaufort Gardens, joy in your triumphs
+and delight in your success; but we are of opinion that, with the
+exception of your epigrams, you talk like "S---- C---- in the
+provinces"; and that, with the exception of your knee-breeches, you
+dress like 'Arry Quilter.
+
+Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Remonstrance_
+
+
+Atlas, how could you!
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Feb. 22, 1882.]
+
+I know you carry the _World_ on your back, and am not surprised that
+my note to Oscar, on its way, should have fallen from your shoulders
+into your dainty fingers; but why present it in the state of puzzle?
+
+Besides, your caution is one-sided and unfair; for if you print S----
+C----, why not A---- Q----? Why not X Y Z at once?
+
+And how unlike me! Instead of the frank recklessness which has
+unfortunately become a characteristic, I am, for the first time,
+disguised in careful timidity, and discharge my insinuating initials
+from the ambush of innuendo.
+
+My dear Atlas, if I may not always call a spade a spade, may I not
+call a Slade Professor, Sidney Colvin?
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Propositions_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: With compliments to the Committee of the
+ "Hoboken" Etching Club upon the occasion of receiving an
+ invitation to compete in an etching tourney whose first
+ condition was that the plate should be at least two feet
+ by three.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+I. That in Art, it is criminal to go beyond the means used in its
+exercise.
+
+II. That the space to be covered should always be in proper relation
+to the means used for covering it.
+
+III. That in etching, the means used, or instrument employed, being
+the finest possible point, the space to be covered should be small in
+proportion.
+
+IV. That all attempts to overstep the limits insisted upon by such
+proportion, are inartistic thoroughly, and tend to reveal the paucity
+of the means used, instead of concealing the same, as required by Art
+in its refinement.
+
+V. That the huge plate, therefore, is an offence--its undertaking an
+unbecoming display of determination and ignorance--its accomplishment
+a triumph of unthinking earnestness and uncontrolled energy--endowments
+of the "duffer."
+
+VI. That the custom of "Remarque" emanates from the amateur, and
+reflects his foolish facility beyond the border of his picture, thus
+testifying to his unscientific sense of its dignity.
+
+VII. That it is odious.
+
+VIII. That, indeed, there should be no margin on the proof to receive
+such "Remarque."
+
+IX. That the habit of margin, again, dates from the outsider, and
+continues with the collector in his unreasoning connoisseurship--taking
+curious pleasure in the quantity of paper.
+
+X. That the picture ending where the frame begins, and, in the case of
+the etching, the white mount, being inevitably, because of its colour,
+the frame, the picture thus extends itself irrelevantly through the
+margin to the mount.
+
+XI. That wit of this kind would leave six inches of raw canvas between
+the painting and its gold frame, to delight the purchaser with the
+quality of the cloth.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Unanswered Letter_
+
+
+ PRE CHARMOY, AUTUN,
+ SAONE ET LOIRE, FRANCE,
+ Sept. 13, 1867.
+
+Sir--I am at present engaged upon a book on etching and should be glad
+to give a full account of what you have done, but find a difficulty,
+which is that, although I have seen many of your etchings, I have not
+fully and fairly studied them. I wonder whether you would object to
+lend me a set of proofs for a few weeks. As the book is already
+advanced, I should be glad of an early reply. My opinion of your work
+is, _on the whole, so favourable that your reputation could only gain_
+by your affording me the opportunity of speaking of your work at
+length.
+
+ I remain, Sir,
+ Your obedient servant,
+ P. G. HAMERTON.
+
+JAMES WHISTLER, Esq.
+
+
+
+
+_Inconsequences_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: The "book on etching."]
+
+James Whistler is of American extraction, and studied painting in
+France. As a student he was capricious and irregular, and did not
+leave the impression amongst his fellow-pupils that his future would
+be in any way distinguished ... his artistic education seems to have
+been mainly acquired by private and independent study....
+
+Mr. Whistler seems to be aware that etchings are usually sought as
+much for their rarity as their excellence, and to have determined that
+his own plates shall be rare already.
+
+I have been told that, if application is made by letter to Mr.
+Whistler for a set of his etchings, he may, perhaps, if he chooses to
+answer the letter, do the applicant the favour to let him have a copy
+for about the price of a good horse....
+
+Whistler's etchings are not generally remarkable for poetical
+feeling....
+
+ P. G. HAMERTON,[20]
+ _Etching and Etchers_.
+
+ [Note 20: "If beauty were the only province of art,
+ neither painters nor etchers would find anything to
+ occupy them in the foul stream that washes the London
+ wharfs"--P. G. HAMERTON, _Etching and Etchers_.]
+
+
+
+
+_Uncovered Opinions_
+
+
+Mr. Whistler's famous "Woman in White" is amongst the rejected
+pictures.... The hangers must have thought her particularly ugly, for
+they have given her a sort of place of honour, before an opening
+through which all pass, so that nobody misses her.
+
+I watched several parties, to see the impression the "Woman in White"
+made on them. They all stopped instantly, struck with amazement. This
+for two or three seconds; then they always looked at each other and
+laughed.
+
+Here, for once, I have the happiness to be quite of the popular way of
+thinking.
+
+ [21]P. G. HAMERTON,
+ _Fine Arts Quarterly_.
+
+ [Note 21: "Corot is one of the most celebrated
+ landscape painters in France. The first impression of an
+ Englishman, on looking at his works, is that they are
+ the sketches of an amateur; it is difficult at first
+ sight to consider them the serious performances of an
+ artist.... I _understand Corot now_, and think his
+ reputation, if not well deserved, at least easily
+ accounted for.... Corot must be an early riser."--P. G.
+ HAMERTON, _Fine Arts Quarterly_.]
+
+ [Note 21: "Dore (Gustave Paul).... He is a great and
+ marvellous genius--a poet such as a nation produces once
+ in a thousand years. He is the most imaginative, the
+ profoundest, the most productive poet that has ever
+ sprung from the French race."--P. G. HAMERTON, _Fine
+ Arts Quarterly_.]
+
+ [Note 21: "Daubigny (Charles Francois).--If
+ landscape can be satisfactorily painted without either
+ drawing or colour--Daubigny is the man to do it."--P. G.
+ HAMERTON, _Fine Arts Quarterly_.]
+
+ [Note 21: "M. Courbet is looked upon as the
+ representative of Realism in France. The truth is that
+ Edouard Frere, the Bonheurs, and many others are to the
+ full as realistic as Courbet but they produce beautiful
+ pictures.... It is difficult to speak of Courbet,
+ without losing patience. Everything he touches becomes
+ unpleasant."--P. G. HAMERTON, _Fine Arts Quarterly_.]
+
+
+
+
+_The Fate of an Anecdote_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _New York Tribune_, Sept. 12, 1880]
+
+Sir--In _Scribner's Magazine_ for this month there appears an article
+on Mr. Seymour Haden, the eminent surgeon etcher, by a Mr. Hamerton,
+and in this article I have stumbled upon a curious statement
+concerning, strangely enough, my own affairs, offered pleasantly in
+the disguise of an anecdote habitually "narrated" by the Doctor
+himself, and printed effectively in inverted commas, as here shown:
+
+... "A parallel anecdote is narrated by Mr. Haden: 'The most exquisite
+series of plates which Whistler ever did--his sixteen Thames
+subjects--were originally printed by a steel-plate printer, and so
+badly that the owner thought the plates were worn out, and sold them
+for a small sum in comparison to their real worth. The purchaser took
+them to Goulding, the best printer of etchings in England, and it was
+found that they were not only perfect, but that they produced
+impressions which had never before been approached even by
+Delatre.'"
+
+Putting gently aside the question of these plates being superior to
+all previous or subsequent work, and dealing merely with facts, I have
+to say that they were _not_ "originally printed by a steel-plate
+printer"; that the impressions were _not_ so bad that the owner
+thought the plates worn out; and, flattering as is the supposition
+that they were sold for a small sum in comparison to their real worth,
+I am obliged to reject even this palatable assertion, as I received
+for the plates the price that I asked, knowing full well their exact
+condition.
+
+Instead of the "steel-plate printer," Delatre, then at his prime, had
+himself printed these etchings--a fact which, amusingly enough, Mr.
+Haden admits further on, in direct contradiction to his first broad
+statement. Moreover, I had myself pulled proofs of them all; indeed,
+one in the set of sixteen plates, a drypoint, called "The Forge" (for
+by the way they were not all of the Thames), I alone printed. When the
+plates left my hands they were _not_ "taken to Goulding," who at that
+moment had, I fancy, barely begun his career as "the best printer of
+etchings in England" (and a capital printer he certainly is); and it
+was _not_ "found that they produced impressions never before approached
+even by Delatre"--here we have the contradiction alluded to--no!
+this theatrical denouement I must also put aside with sorrow.
+
+The plates were brought out by Messrs. Ellis, who had them printed by
+some one in London, whose work was certainly not to be compared to
+that of Delatre, whom I should undoubtedly have recommended; so that
+_it was only long after the sale had been completed and the plates had
+ceased to be in my possession_, that inferior impressions were
+produced.
+
+The understanding on my part with those publishers was that the plates
+were to be destroyed after one hundred impressions had been taken, but
+very recently they reappeared, and were sold to their present
+possessors, who _did_ take them to Mr. Goulding. And here I am obliged
+to explain away the last element of astonishment, for Mr. Goulding
+naturally found the etchings in their original perfect condition
+simply because I had had them steeled in their full bloom when I had
+satisfied myself by my own proofs.
+
+Goulding's impressions of these plates are very excellent, but to say
+they were quite unapproached by Delatre is not only needless
+exaggeration, but an unkindness to Mr. Goulding.
+
+Surely there must be some misunderstanding between Mr. Haden and his
+biographer--a misdeal of data--an accident with the anecdotes--because
+no one was more keenly alive to all relating to these plates and
+their various states than Mr. Haden himself, whose strong sense of the
+importance of printing was acquired while watching the progress of
+these same plates, and the previous French set, as they were proved by
+me and printed by Delatre, to whom I introduced him.
+
+Far from me to spoil a good story; but for the life of me I cannot see
+what any sympathizing _raconteur_ will regret in the destruction of
+this mere jumble of statistics that Mr. Hamerton calls "Mr. Haden's
+anecdote."
+
+VENICE, Aug. 16, 1880.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_In Excelsis_
+
+
+Mr. Hamerton presents his compliments to Mr. Whistler, and begs to
+inform him that he has read Mr. Whistler's very unbecoming and
+improper letter in the _New York Tribune_.
+
+Mr. Hamerton in his article in _Scribner's Monthly_ simply quoted a
+passage from one of Mr. Haden's lectures on Etching, published in
+Cassell's _Magazine of Art_; consequently Mr. Hamerton did not offer
+matter to his readers under any disguise whatever. Mr. Hamerton has
+answered Mr. Whistler's letter in the same journal in which it
+appeared.
+
+ PRE CHARMOY, AUTUN, SAONE ET LOIRE,
+ Sept. 28, 1880.
+
+
+
+
+_A Suspicion_
+
+
+It is possibly too much to expect--upon the principle of "trumps not
+turning up twice"--but Mr. Whistler does hope that Mr. Hamerton's
+letter to the _New York Tribune_ will be as funny as his note to Mr.
+Whistler, which has just been forwarded from London.
+
+ VENICE, Oct. 7.
+ CAFE FLORIAN, PLACE SAN MARC.
+
+Pardon! Is Mr. Whistler right in supposing, from the droll little
+irritation shown in Mr. Hamerton's note, that Mr. Hamerton is
+perhaps--another "Art Critic"?
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Conviction_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _New York Tribune_, Oct. 11, 1880.]
+
+Sir--A friend in America has sent me the letter from Mr. Whistler
+which refers to my article in _Scribner_ on Mr. Haden's etchings. The
+letter begins as follows:
+
+In _Scribner's Magazine_ for this month there appears an article on
+Mr. Seymour Haden, the eminent surgeon etcher by a Mr. Hamerton, and
+in this article I have stumbled upon a curious statement
+concerning--strangely enough--my own affairs, offered pleasantly in
+the disguise of an anecdote habitually 'narrated' by the Doctor
+himself, and printed effectively in inverted commas, as here shown.
+
+Here Mr. Whistler accuses me of disguising something which I chose to
+tell, as if it came from Mr. Haden, by printing it in inverted commas.
+The statement is "offered pleasantly in the disguise of an anecdote,"
+and "printed effectively in inverted commas." I used inverted
+commas because it is the custom to do so when making a quotation. I
+quoted Mr. Haden's own words from one of his lectures on etching, and
+they will be found printed, as I quoted them, in Cassell's _Magazine
+of Art_. I beg to be permitted to observe that a writer who quotes a
+passage, as I did, in perfect good faith, ought not to be accused of
+offering matter in disguise. There was no disguise about it. Mr.
+Haden's words may be compared with my quotation. Again, to prevent any
+possible inaccuracy, a proof of the article in _Scribner_ was sent to
+Mr. Haden before it was published.[22] It is scarcely necessary that I
+should allude to Mr. Whistler's studied discourtesy in calling me "a
+Mr. Hamerton." It does me no harm, but it is a breach of ordinary good
+manners in speaking of a well-known writer!
+
+ [Note 22: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Queen's evidence.]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Q. E. D.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ Yours obediently,
+ P. G. HAMERTON.
+ AUTUN, Sept. 29, 1880.
+
+
+
+
+_MR. WHISTLER
+ AND
+ HIS CRITICS_
+
+_A CATALOGUE_
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Out of their own mouths shall ye judge them."
+
+
+
+
+"Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+_Etchings and Dry-points_
+
+"His pictures form a dangerous precedent."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+VENICE.
+
+
+"Another crop of Mr. Whistler's little jokes."
+
+ _Truth._
+
+
+1.--MURANO--GLASS FURNACE.
+
+"Criticism is powerless here."--_Knowledge._
+
+
+2.--DOORWAY AND VINE.
+
+"He must not attempt to palm off his deficiencies upon us as
+manifestations of power."
+
+ _Daily Telegraph._
+
+
+3.--WHEELWRIGHT.
+
+"Their charm depends not at all upon the technical qualities so
+striking in his earlier work."
+
+ _St. James's Gazette._
+
+
+4.--SAN BIAGIO.
+
+"So far removed from any accepted canons of art as to be beyond the
+understanding of an ordinary mortal."--_Observer._
+
+
+5.--BEAD STRINGERS.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ "Et voila comme on ecrit l'histoire."
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+"'Impressionistes,' _and of these the various schools are represented
+by_ Mr. Whistler, Mr. Spencer Stanhope, Mr. Walter Crane, and Mr.
+Strudwick."
+
+
+6.--FISH SHOP.
+
+"Those who feel painfully the absence in these works of any feeling
+for the past glories of Venice."
+
+ _'Arry in the Spectator._
+
+
+"Whistler is eminently vulgar."--_Glasgow Herald._
+
+
+7.--TURKEYS.
+
+"They say very little to the mind."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+"It is the artist's pleasure to have them there, and we can't help
+it."--_Edinburgh Courant._
+
+
+8.--NOCTURNE RIVA.
+
+"The Nocturne is intended to convey an impression of night."--_P. G.
+Hamerton._
+
+
+"The subject did not admit of any drawing."
+
+ _P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+"We have seen a great many representations of Venetian skies, but
+never saw one before consisting of brown smoke with clots of ink in
+diagonal lines."
+
+
+9.--FRUIT STALL.
+
+"The historical or poetical associations of cities have little charm
+for Mr. Whistler and no place in his art."
+
+
+10.--SAN GIORGIO.
+
+"An artist of incomplete performance."
+
+ _F. Wedmore._
+
+
+11.--THE DYER.
+
+"By having as little to do as possible with tone and light and shade,
+Mr. Whistler evades great difficulties."--_P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+"All those theoretical principles of the art, of which we have heard
+so much from Messrs. Haden, Hamerton(?)[23] and Lalauze, are
+abandoned."
+
+ _St. James's Gazette._
+
+ [Note 23: "Calling me 'a Mr. Hamerton' does me no
+ harm--but it is a breach of ordinary good manners in
+ speaking of a well-known writer."
+
+ Yours obediently, P. G. HAMERTON.
+
+ Sept. 29, 1880. To the Editor of the _New York
+ Tribune_.]
+
+
+12.--NOCTURNE PALACES.
+
+"Pictures in darkness are contradictions in terms."
+
+ _Literary World._
+
+
+13.--THE DOORWAY.
+
+"There is seldom in his Etchings any large arrangement of light and
+shade."--_P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+"Short, scratchy lines."--_St. James's Gazette._
+
+
+"The architectural ornaments and the interlacing bars of the gratings
+are suggested rather than drawn."
+
+ _St. James's Gazette._
+
+
+"Amateur prodige."--_Saturday Review._
+
+
+14.--LONG LAGOON.
+
+"We think that London fogs and the muddy old Thames supply Mr.
+Whistler's needle with subjects more congenial than do the Venetian
+palaces and lagoons."--_Daily News._
+
+
+15.--TEMPLE.
+
+"The work does not feel much."--_Times._
+
+
+16.--LITTLE SALUTE.--(DRY-POINT.)
+
+"As for the lucubrations of Mr. Whistler, they come like shadows and
+will so depart, _and it is unnecessary to disquiet one's self about
+them_."
+
+
+17.--THE BRIDGE.
+
+"These works have been done with a swiftness and dash that precludes
+anything like care and finish."
+
+"These Etchings of Mr. Whistler's are nothing like so satisfactory as
+his earlier Chelsea ones; they neither convey the idea of space nor
+have they the delicacy of handling and treatment which we see in
+those."
+
+"He looked at Venice never in detail."
+
+ _F. Wedmore._
+
+
+18.--WOOL CARDERS.
+
+"They have a merit of their own, and I do not wish to understand
+it."[24]--_F. Wedmore._
+
+ [Note 24: Mr. Wedmore is the lucky discoverer of the
+ following:--
+
+ "Vigour and exquisiteness are denied--are they
+ not?--even to a Velasquez"!]
+
+
+19.--UPRIGHT VENICE.
+
+"Little to recommend them save the eccentricity of their titles."
+
+
+20.--LITTLE VENICE.
+
+"The Little Venice is one of the slightest of the series."--_St.
+James's Gazette._
+
+
+"In the Little Venice and the Little Lagoon Mr. Whistler has attempted
+to convey impressions by lines far too few for his purposes."--_Daily
+News._
+
+
+"Our river is naturally full of effects in _black and white and
+bistre_. Venetian skies and marbles have colour you cannot suggest
+with a point and some printer's ink."--_Daily News._
+
+
+"It is not the Venice of a maiden's fancies."--_'Arry._
+
+
+21.--LITTLE COURT.
+
+"Merely technical triumphs."--_Standard._
+
+
+22.--REGENT'S QUADRANT.
+
+"There may be a few who find genius in insanity."
+
+
+23.--LOBSTER POTS.
+
+"So little in them."[25]--_P. G. Hamerton._
+
+ [Note 25: The same Critic holds:
+
+ "The Thames is beautiful from Maidenhead to Kew, but not
+ from Battersea to Sheerness."]
+
+
+24.--RIVA No. 2.
+
+"In all his former Etchings he was careful to give a strong foundation
+of firm drawing. In these plates, however, he has cast aside this
+painstaking method."
+
+ _St. James's Gazette._
+
+
+25.--ISLANDS.
+
+"An artist who has never mastered the subtleties of accurate
+form."[26]--_F. Wedmore._
+
+ [Note 26: Elsewhere Mr. Wedmore is inspired to say--
+
+ "The true collector must _gradually_ and _painfully_
+ acquire the eye to judge of the impression."]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ _This_ is possibly the process through which the
+ preacher is passing.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+
+26.--THE LITTLE LAGOON.
+
+"Well, little new came of it, in etching; nothing new that was
+beautiful."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+27.--NOCTURNE SHIPPING.
+
+ [Sidenote: "Amazing!"
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+"This Archimago of the iconographic aoraton, or graphiology of the
+Hidden."--_Daily Telegraph._
+
+
+"Popularity is the only insult that has not yet been offered to Mr.
+Whistler."--_Oscar Wilde._
+
+
+28.--TWO DOORWAYS.
+
+"It is trying to any sketch without tone to be hung upon a wall as
+these have been."--_P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+29.--OLD WOMEN.
+
+"He is never literary."--_P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+30.--RIVA.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Like Eno's Fruit Salt or the "Anti-mal-de-Mer."
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+"He took from London to Venice his happy fashion of suggesting lapping
+water."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+"Even such a well-worn subject as the Riva degli Schiavoni is made
+original (?) by being taken from a high point of view, and looked at
+lengthwise, instead of from the canal."
+
+
+31.--DRURY LANE.
+
+"In Mr. Whistler's productions one might safely say that there is no
+culture."--_Athenaeum._
+
+
+32.--THE BALCONY.
+
+"His colour is subversive."--_Russian Press._
+
+
+33.--ALDERNEY STREET.
+
+"The best art may be produced with trouble."
+
+ _F. Wedmore._[27]
+
+ [Note 27: "I am not a Mede nor a Persian."--F.
+ WEDMORE.]
+
+
+34.--THE SMITHY.
+
+"They produce a disappointing impression."
+
+"His Etchings seem weak when framed."[28]
+
+ _P. G. Hamerton._
+
+ [Note 28: Mr. Hamerton does also say:
+
+ "Indifference to beauty is however compatible with
+ splendid success in etching, as the career of Rembrandt
+ proved."--_Etching and Etchers._]
+
+
+35.--STABLES.
+
+"An unpleasing thing, and framed in Mr. Whistler's odd
+fashion."--_City Press._
+
+
+36.--THE MAST.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ At the service of critics of unequal sizes.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+"The Mast and the Little Mast are dependent for much of their
+interest, on the drawing of festoons of cord hanging from unequal
+heights."
+
+ _P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+37.--TRAGHETTO.
+
+"The artist's present principles seem to deny him any effective
+chiaroscuro."--_P. G. Hamerton._
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ "Sometimes generally always."
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+"Mr. Whistler's figure drawings, generally defective and always
+incomplete."
+
+
+38.--FISHING BOAT.
+
+"Subjects unimportant in themselves."
+
+ _P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+39.--PONTE PIOVAN.
+
+"Want of variety in the handling."
+
+ _St. James's Gazette._
+
+
+40.--GARDEN.
+
+"An art which is happier in the gloom of a doorway than in the glow of
+the sunshine, and turns with a pleasant blindness from whatsoever in
+Nature or Man is of perfect beauty or noble thought."--_'Arry._
+
+
+41.--THE RIALTO.
+
+"Mr. Whistler has etched too much for his reputation."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ This critic, true, is a Slade Professor.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+
+"Scampering caprice."--_S. Colvin._
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler's drawing, which is sometimes that of a very slovenly
+master."
+
+
+42.--LONG VENICE.
+
+"After all, there are certain accepted canons about what constitutes
+good drawing, good colour, and good painting; and when an artist
+deliberately sets himself to ignore or violate all of these, it is
+desirable that his work should not be classed with that of ordinary
+artists."--_'Arry._
+
+
+43.--NOCTURNE SALUTE.
+
+"The utter absence, as far as my eye[29] may be trusted, of
+gradation."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+ [Note 29:?
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+
+"There are many things in a painter's art which even a photographer
+cannot understand."
+
+ _Laudatory notice in Provincial Press._
+
+
+44.--FURNACE NOCTURNE.
+
+"There is no moral element in his chiaroscuro."
+
+ _Richmond Eagle._
+
+
+45.--PIAZETTA.
+
+"Whistler does not take much pains with his work."
+
+ _New York Paper._
+
+
+"A sort of transatlantic impudence in his cleverness."
+
+
+"His pictures do not claim to be accurate."
+
+
+46.--THE LITTLE MAST.
+
+"Form and line are of little account to him."
+
+
+47.--QUIET CANAL.
+
+"Herr Whistler stellt ganz wunderbare Productionen aus, die auf
+Gesetze der Form und der Farbe gegruendet scheinen, die dem
+Uneingeweihten unverstaendlich sind."--_Wiener Presse._
+
+
+"This new manner of Mr. Whistler's is no improvement upon that which
+helped him to win his fame in this field of art."
+
+
+48.--PALACES.
+
+"The absence, seemingly, of any power of drawing the forms of
+water."[30]--_F. Wedmore._
+
+ [Note 30: See No. 30, _The Riva_.]
+
+
+"He has never, so far as we know, attempted to transfer to copper any
+of the more ambitious works of the architect."--_Pall Mall Gazette._
+
+
+"He has been content to show us what his eyes can see, and not what
+his hand can do."
+
+ _St. James's Gazette._
+
+
+49.--SALUTE DAWN.
+
+"Too sensational."--_Athenaeum._
+
+
+"Pushing a single artistic principle to the verge of
+affectation."--_Sidney Colvin._
+
+
+50.--BEGGARS.
+
+"In the character of humanity he has not time to be
+interested."--_Standard._
+
+
+"General absence of tone."--_P. G. Hamerton._
+
+
+51.--LAGOON: NOON.
+
+"Years ago James Whistler was a person of high promise."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+"What the art of Mr. Whistler yields is a tertium quid."[31]--_Sidney
+Colvin._
+
+ [Note 31: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ The quid of sweet and bitter fancy.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+
+"All of which gems, I am sincerely thankful to say, I cannot
+appreciate."
+
+
+"As we have hinted, the series does not represent any Venice that we
+much care to remember; for who wants to remember the degradation of
+what has been noble, the foulness of what has been fair?"
+
+ _'Arry[32] in the "Times."_
+
+ [Note 32: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ The labour of the foolish wearieth every one of them
+ because he knoweth not how to go to the City.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+
+"Disastrous failures."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+"Failures that are complete and failures that are partial."--_F.
+Wedmore._
+
+
+"A publicity rarely bestowed upon failures at all."
+
+ _F. Wedmore, Nineteenth Century._
+
+ [Sidenote:
+
+ _"Voila ce que l'on dit de moi
+ Dans la Gazette de Hollande."_]
+
+
+"Therefore is judgment far from us, neither doth justice overtake
+us. We wait for light, but behold obscurity; for brightness, but we
+walk in darkness."
+
+
+"We grope for the wall like the blind, and we grope as if we had no
+eyes; we stumble at noonday as in the night."
+
+
+"We roar all like bears."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Taking the Bait_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Academy_, Feb. 24, 1883.]
+
+By the simple process of applying snippets of published sentences to
+works of art to which the original comments were never meant to have
+reference, and sometimes, too, by lively misquotation--as when a
+writer who "did not wish to understate" Mr. Whistler's merit is made
+to say he "did not wish to understand" it, Mr. Whistler has counted on
+good-humouredly confounding criticism. He has entertained but not
+persuaded; and if his literary efforts with the scissors and the
+paste-pot might be taken with any seriousness we should have to rebuke
+him for his feat. But we are far from doing so. He desired, it seems,
+to say that he and Velasquez were both above criticism. An artist in
+literature would have said it in fewer words; but indulgence may
+fairly be granted to the less assured methods of an amateur in
+authorship.
+
+ F. WEDMORE.
+
+
+
+
+_An Apology_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Feb. 28, 1883.]
+
+Atlas--There are those, they tell me, who have the approval of the
+people--and live! For them the _succes d'estime_; for me, O Atlas, the
+_succes d'execration_--the only tribute possible from the Mob to the
+Master! This I have now nobly achieved. _Glissons!_ In the hour of my
+triumph let me not neglect my ambulance.
+
+Mr. Frederick Wedmore--a critic--one of the wounded--complains that by
+dexterously substituting "understand" for "understate," I have dealt
+unfairly by him, and wrongly rendered his writing. Let me hasten to
+acknowledge the error, and apologise. My carelessness is culpable, and
+the misprint without excuse; for naturally I have all along known, and
+the typographer should have been duly warned, that with Mr. Wedmore,
+as with his brethren, it is always a matter of understating, and not
+at all one of understanding.
+
+_Quant aux autres_--well, with the exception of "'Arry," who
+really is dead, they will recover. Scalped and disfigured, they are
+not mortally hurt; and--would you believe it?--possessed with an
+infinite capacity for continuing, they have already returned, nothing
+doubting, to their limited literature, of which I have exhausted the
+stock.--Yours, _en passant_,
+
+Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_"Jeux Innocents" in Tite Street_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 26, 1883.]
+
+Mr. Whistler's final breakfast of the year was given on Sunday last.
+The hospitable master has fresh wonders in store for his friends in
+the new year; for, not content with treating his next-door critic
+after the manner that Portuguese sailors treat the Apostle Judas at
+Easter-tide, he is said to have perfected a new instrument of torture.
+This invention is of the nature of a camera obscura, whereby, by a
+crafty "arrangement" of reflectors, he promises to display in his own
+studio, to his friends, "'Arry at the White House," under all the
+appropriate circumstances that might be expected of a "Celebrity at
+Home."
+
+ ATLAS.
+
+
+
+
+_A Line from the Lands End_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Jan. 2, 1884.]
+
+Delightful! Atlas--I have read here, to the idle miners--culture in
+their manners curiously, at this season, blended with intoxication--your
+brilliant and graphic description of 'Arry at the other end of my
+arrangement in telescopic lenses.
+
+The sensitive sons of the Cornish caves, by instinct refined, revel in
+the writhing of the resurrected 'Arry.
+
+Our natures are evidently of the same dainty brutality. Cruelty to the
+critic after demise, is a revelation, and the story of 'Arry pursued
+with post-mortem, and, for Sunday demonstration, kept by galvanism
+from his grave, is to them most fascinating.
+
+I have, my sympathetic Atlas, the success that might have been Edgar
+Poe's, could he have read to such an audience the horrible "Case of
+Mr. Waldemar."
+
+My invention and machinery, by the way, these warm-hearted people
+believe to be something after the fashion of their own sluice-boxes--and
+I dare not undeceive them.
+
+Atlas, _je te la souhaite bonne et heureuse_!
+
+ ST. IVES, CORNWALL,
+ Dec. 27.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Easy Expert_
+
+
+Atlas--They have sent me the _Spectator_--a paper upon which our late
+'Arry lingered to the last as art critic. In its columns I find a
+correspondent calling aloud for our kind intervention. Present me,
+brave Atlas, to the editor, that I may say to him:
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Jan. 30, 1884.]
+
+"GOOD SIR,--'Your Reviewer' is doubtless my unburied 'Arry. Why, then,
+should 'his mistaking a photogravure reproduction of a pen-and-ink
+drawing by Samuel Palmer for a finished etching by the same hand'
+seem, 'to say the least of it, astounding'?
+
+"Not at all! By this sort of thing was he known among us, poor
+chap--and so was he our fresh gladness and continued surprise."
+
+"Did I not make historical his enchanting encounter with Mr.
+Herkomer's water-colour drawing of Mr. Ruskin at the Grosvenor, which
+he described as the 'first oil portrait we have of the great master'?
+Amazing that, if you like!
+
+"Do not all remember how we leaped for joy at the reading of it?"
+
+"Even Atlas himself laughed aloud, and, handicapped as he is with the
+World, and weighted with wisdom, danced upon his plinth, a slow
+measure of reckless acquiescence, as I set down in the chronicles of
+all time that 'Arry, 'unable, by mere sense of smell, to distinguish
+between oil and water-colour, might at least have inquired; and that
+either the fireman or the guardian in the Gallery could have told him
+not to blunder in the _Times_.'"
+
+"But no, he never would ask--he liked his potshots at things; it used
+to give a sort of sporting interest to his speculations upon pictures.
+And so he was ever obstinate--or any one at the Fine Art Society would
+have told him the difference between an etching and a photograph.--I
+am, good sir, yours, etc."
+
+ Atlas, _a bientot_.
+
+ST. IVES, CORNWALL,
+Jan. 25, 1834.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Propositions--No. 2_
+
+
+A picture is finished when all trace of the means used to bring about
+the end has disappeared.
+
+To say of a picture, as is often said in its praise, that it shows
+great and earnest labour, is to say that it is incomplete and unfit
+for view.
+
+Industry in Art is a necessity--not a virtue--and any evidence of the
+same, in the production, is a blemish, not a quality; a proof, not of
+achievement, but of absolutely insufficient work, for work alone will
+efface the footsteps of work.
+
+The work of the master reeks not of the sweat of the brow--suggests no
+effort--and is finished from its beginning.
+
+The completed task of perseverance only, has never been begun, and
+will remain unfinished to eternity--a monument of goodwill and
+foolishness.
+
+"There is one that laboureth, and taketh pains, and maketh haste, and
+is so much the more behind."
+
+The masterpiece should appear as the flower to the
+painter--perfect in its bud as in its bloom--with no reason to explain
+its presence--no mission to fulfil--a joy to the artist--a delusion to
+the philanthropist--a puzzle to the botanist--an accident of sentiment
+and alliteration to the literary man.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Hint_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Feb. 17, 1886.]
+
+Please to take note, my dear Mr. James McN. W., that your "dearest
+foe," 'Arry, is a candidate for the Slade Chair of Art in the
+University of Cambridge! This is said to be the age of testimonials. A
+few words from you, my dear James, addressed to the distinguished
+trustees, could not fail to give 'Arry a lift.
+
+ ATLAS.
+
+
+
+
+_A Distinction_
+
+
+Atlas, you provoke me! The wisdom of ages means but little--I have
+said it. _Faut etre "dans le mouvement,"_ you dear old thing, or you
+are absolutely out of it!
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Feb. 24, 1886.]
+
+You are misled, and mistake mere fact for the fiction of history,
+which is truth--and instructs--and is beautiful.
+
+Now, in truth, 'Arry is dead--very dead.
+
+Did I not, from between your shoulders, sally forth and slay
+him?--thereby instructing--and making history--and avenging the
+beautiful.
+
+If within the distant Aiden, you can't descry, "with sorrow laden,"
+the tiny soul of 'Arry, it is because you no longer read your own
+small print, my Atlas! and the microbes of Eternity escape you.
+
+Moreover, are not these things written in the chronicles of Chelsea,
+adown whose Embankment I still, Achilles-like, do drag the body of an
+afternoon?
+
+This practice has doubtless completed the confusion of the
+wearied ones of Slade--and they of the Schools, accustomed to the
+culture of Colvin, whose polished scalp I with difficulty collected,
+ceasing to distinguish between the quick and the dead, will probably
+prop up our late 'Arry as professor, long to remain undetected in the
+Chair!
+
+Atlas, _tais-toi!_--Let us not interfere!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Document_
+
+
+Atlas--I have come upon the posthumous paper of 'Arry--his certificate
+of character, and printed pretension to the Professorship of
+Slade--and O! the shame of it--and the indiscretion of it!
+
+Read, Atlas, and seek in your past for a parallel:
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, March 24, 1886.]
+
+"To the Electors of the Slade Professor of Fine Art for the University
+of Cambridge.--My Lord and Gentlemen,--I beg to submit my name as a
+candidate for the Slade Professorship, and enclose herewith a few
+testimonials ... I have also received favourable letters from the
+following gentlemen ... Alma-Tadema, R.A., Marcus Stone, R.A., Briton
+Riviere, R.A., John Brett, A.R.A., ... and others."
+
+What! is the Immaculate impure?--and shall the Academy have coquetted
+with the unclean?
+
+Had Alma the classic aught in common with this 'Arry of commerce?
+
+Believe him not, Atlas!
+
+O Alma! O Ichabod! forgive us the thought of it!
+
+Surely also the pots of "the Forty" do boil before the Lord, and the
+flames of the chosen were unfanned by the feather of 'Arry's
+goose-quill.
+
+Again:
+
+"My experience in art matters has been briefly as follows:
+
+"I have worked at the subject continually in Italy, having for that
+purpose travelled and stayed in that country--at least a dozen times.
+I have also painted in France, Germany, and Belgium, in which
+last-mentioned country I was in a portrait painter's studio."--(A
+portrait by 'Arry!)
+
+"There are several pictures of mine being exhibited in London at the
+present time." (!!!)
+
+"I have also executed a good deal of distemper....
+
+"I have also travelled for a year in the East." ('Arry in the East!!)
+
+"I have had, as a lecturer upon Art, considerable experience--at
+working men's clubs-- ... and at the Rev. Stopford A. Brooke's College
+for men, women, and children.
+
+"For the last ten years I have written _every article upon art_ which
+has appeared in the _Spectator_ newspaper"--a confession, Atlas,
+clearly a confession!
+
+"In 1880, I wrote a critical life of Giotto"--he did indeed,
+Atlas!--I saw it--a book in blue--his own, and Reckitt's--all bold
+with brazen letters:
+
+ "GIOTTO BY 'ARRY"
+
+--"of which two editions were published"--bless him--and then I killed
+him!
+
+ and, "I am, Gentlemen,
+ "Your most obedient servant,
+ "'ARRY, M.A.
+ "Trin. Coll. Camb., _Esquire_."
+
+The pride of it!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Sacrilege_
+
+
+O Atlas! What of the "Society for the Preservation of Beautiful
+Buildings"?
+
+ [Sidenote: Upon the Alterations of the "White House."]
+
+Where _is_ Ruskin? and what do Morris and Sir William Drake?
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Oct. 17, 1883.]
+
+For, behold! beside the Thames, the work of desecration continues, and
+the "White House" swarms with the mason of contract.
+
+The architectural _galbe_ that was the joy of the few, and the
+bedazement of "the Board," crumbles beneath the pick, as did the north
+side of St. Mark's, and history is wiped from the face of Chelsea.
+
+Shall no one interfere? Shall the interloper, even after his death,
+prevail?
+
+Shall 'Arry, whom I have hewn down, still live among us by outrage of
+this kind, and impose his memory upon our pavement by the public
+perpetration of his posthumous philistinism?
+
+Shall the birthplace of art become the tomb of its parasite in
+Tite Street?
+
+See to it, Atlas! lest, when Time, the healer of all the wounds I have
+inflicted, shall for me have exacted those honours the prophet may not
+expect while alive, and the inevitable blue disc, imbedded in the
+walls, shall proclaim that "Here once dwelt" the gentle Master of all
+that is flippant and fine in Art, some anxious student, reading, fall
+out with Providence in his vain effort to reconcile such joyous
+reputation with the dank and hopeless appearance of this "model
+lodging," bequeathed to the people by the arrogance of 'Arry.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Red Rag_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: "_Mr. Whistler, Cheyne Walk._"]
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, May 22, 1878.]
+
+Why should not I call my works "symphonies," "arrangements,"
+"harmonies," and "nocturnes"? I know that many good people think my
+nomenclature funny and myself "eccentric." Yes, "eccentric" is the
+adjective they find for me.
+
+The vast majority of English folk cannot and will not consider a
+picture as a picture, apart from any story which it may be supposed to
+tell.
+
+My picture of a "Harmony in Grey and Gold" is an illustration of my
+meaning--a snow scene with a single black figure and a lighted tavern.
+I care nothing for the past, present, or future of the black figure,
+placed there because the black was wanted at that spot. All that I
+know is that my combination of grey and gold is the basis of the
+picture. Now this is precisely what my friends cannot grasp.
+
+They say, "Why not call it 'Trotty Veck,' and sell it for a round
+harmony of golden guineas?"--naively acknowledging that, without
+baptism, there is no ... market!
+
+But even commercially this stocking of your shop with the goods of
+another would be indecent--custom alone has made it dignified. Not
+even the popularity of Dickens should be invoked to lend an
+adventitious aid to art of another kind from his. I should hold it a
+vulgar and meretricious trick to excite people about Trotty Veck when,
+if they really could care for pictorial art at all, they would know
+that the picture should have its own merit, and not depend upon
+dramatic, or legendary, or local interest.
+
+As music is the poetry of sound, so is painting the poetry of sight,
+and the subject-matter has nothing to do with harmony of sound or of
+colour.
+
+The great musicians knew this. Beethoven and the rest wrote
+music--simply music; symphony in this key, concerto or sonata in that.
+
+On F or G they constructed celestial harmonies--as harmonies--as
+combinations, evolved from the chords of F or G and their minor
+correlatives.
+
+This is pure music as distinguished from airs--commonplace and vulgar
+in themselves, but interesting from their associations, as, for
+instance, "Yankee Doodle," or "Partant pour la Syrie."
+
+Art should be independent of all clap-trap--should stand alone, and
+appeal to the artistic sense of eye or ear, without confounding this
+with emotions entirely foreign to it, as devotion, pity, love,
+patriotism, and the like. All these have no kind of concern with
+it; and that is why I insist on calling my works "arrangements" and
+"harmonies."
+
+Take the picture of my mother, exhibited at the Royal Academy as an
+"Arrangement in Grey and Black." Now that is what it is. To me it is
+interesting as a picture of my mother; but what can or ought the
+public to care about the identity of the portrait?
+
+The imitator is a poor kind of creature. If the man who paints only
+the tree, or flower, or other surface he sees before him were an
+artist, the king of artists would be the photographer. It is for the
+artist to do something beyond this: in portrait painting to put on
+canvas something more than the face the model wears for that one day;
+to paint the man, in short, as well as his features; in arrangement of
+colours to treat a flower as his key, not as his model.
+
+This is now understood indifferently well--at least by dressmakers. In
+every costume you see attention is paid to the key-note of colour
+which runs through the composition, as the chant of the Anabaptists
+through the _Prophete_, or the Huguenots' hymn in the opera of that
+name.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Rebuke_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 9, 1885.]
+
+No Birmingham election, no Chamberlain speech, no _Reynolds_ or
+_Dispatch_ article, could bring the aristocracy more strongly into
+ridicule and contempt than does the coarsely coloured cartoon of
+"Newmarket" accompanying the winter number of _Vanity Fair_. From it
+one learns that the Dukes, Duchesses, and turf persons generally,
+frequenting the Heath, are a set of blob-headed stumpy dwarfs....
+
+ ATLAS.
+
+
+
+
+_"Les points sur les i"_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 16, 1885.]
+
+I agree with you, O Atlas of ages, that completeness is a reason for
+ceasing to exist; but even indignation might be less vague than is
+your righteous anger at _Vanity's_ Christmas cartoon. Surely you might
+have helped the people, who scarcely distinguish between the original
+and impudent imitation, to know that this faded leaf is not from the
+book of Carlo Pellegrini, the master who has taught them all--that
+they can never learn?
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+
+_MR. WHISTLER'S_
+
+ "_TEN O'CLOCK_"
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+_London_, 1888
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+ _Delivered in London_
+ Feb. 20, 1885
+
+
+ _At Cambridge_
+ March 24
+
+
+ _At Oxford_
+ April 30
+
+
+
+
+LADIES AND GENTLEMEN:
+
+It is with great hesitation and much misgiving that I appear before
+you, in the character of The Preacher.
+
+If timidity be at all allied to the virtue modesty, and can find
+favour in your eyes, I pray you, for the sake of that virtue, accord
+me your utmost indulgence.
+
+I would plead for my want of habit, did it not seem preposterous,
+judging from precedent, that aught save the most efficient effrontery
+could be ever expected in connection with my subject--for I will not
+conceal from you that I mean to talk about Art. Yes, Art--that has of
+late become, as far as much discussion and writing can make it, a sort
+of common topic for the tea-table.
+
+Art is upon the Town!--to be chucked under the chin by the passing
+gallant--to be enticed within the gates of the householder--to be
+coaxed into company, as a proof of culture and refinement.
+
+If familiarity can breed contempt, certainly Art--or what is
+currently taken for it--has been brought to its lowest stage of
+intimacy.
+
+The people have been harassed with Art in every guise, and vexed with
+many methods as to its endurance. They have been told how they shall
+love Art, and live with it. Their homes have been invaded, their walls
+covered with paper, their very dress taken to task--until, roused at
+last, bewildered and filled with the doubts and discomforts of
+senseless suggestion, they resent such intrusion, and cast forth the
+false prophets, who have brought the very name of the beautiful into
+disrepute, and derision upon themselves.
+
+Alas! ladies and gentlemen, Art has been maligned. She has naught in
+common with such practices. She is a goddess of dainty thought--reticent
+of habit, abjuring all obtrusiveness, purposing in no way to better
+others.
+
+She is, withal, selfishly occupied with her own perfection
+only--having no desire to teach--seeking and finding the beautiful in
+all conditions and in all times, as did her high priest Rembrandt,
+when he saw picturesque grandeur and noble dignity in the Jews'
+quarter of Amsterdam, and lamented not that its inhabitants were not
+Greeks.
+
+As did Tintoret and Paul Veronese, among the Venetians, while not
+halting to change the brocaded silks for the classic draperies of
+Athens.
+
+As did, at the Court of Philip, Velasquez, whose Infantas, clad in
+inaesthetic hoops, are, as works of Art, of the same quality as the
+Elgin marbles.
+
+No reformers were these great men--no improvers of the way of others!
+Their productions alone were their occupation, and, filled with the
+poetry of their science, they required not to alter their
+surroundings--for, as the laws of their Art were revealed to them they
+saw, in the development of their work, that real beauty which, to
+them, was as much a matter of certainty and triumph as is to the
+astronomer the verification of the result, foreseen with the light
+given to him alone. In all this, their world was completely severed
+from that of their fellow-creatures with whom sentiment is mistaken
+for poetry; and for whom there is no perfect work that shall not be
+explained by the benefit conferred upon themselves.
+
+Humanity takes the place of Art, and God's creations are excused by
+their usefulness. Beauty is confounded with virtue, and, before a work
+of Art, it is asked: "What good shall it do?"
+
+Hence it is that nobility of action, in this life, is hopelessly
+linked with the merit of the work that portrays it; and thus the
+people have acquired the habit of looking, as who should say, not
+_at_ a picture, but _through_ it, at some human fact, that shall, or
+shall not, from a social point of view, better their mental or moral
+state. So we have come to hear of the painting that elevates, and of
+the duty of the painter--of the picture that is full of thought, and
+of the panel that merely decorates.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A favourite faith, dear to those who teach, is that certain periods
+were especially artistic, and that nations, readily named, were
+notably lovers of Art.
+
+So we are told that the Greeks were, as a people, worshippers of the
+beautiful, and that in the fifteenth century Art was engrained in the
+multitude.
+
+That the great masters lived in common understanding with their
+patrons--that the early Italians were artists--all--and that the
+demand for the lovely thing produced it.
+
+That we, of to-day, in gross contrast to this Arcadian purity, call
+for the ungainly, and obtain the ugly.
+
+That, could we but change our habits and climate--were we willing to
+wander in groves--could we be roasted out of broadcloth--were we
+to do without haste, and journey without speed, we should again
+_require_ the spoon of Queen Anne, and pick at our peas with the fork
+of two prongs. And so, for the flock, little hamlets grow near
+Hammersmith, and the steam horse is scorned.
+
+Useless! quite hopeless and false is the effort!--built upon fable,
+and all because "a wise man has uttered a vain thing and filled his
+belly with the East wind."
+
+Listen! There never was an artistic period.
+
+There never was an Art-loving nation.
+
+In the beginning, man went forth each day--some to do battle, some to
+the chase; others, again, to dig and to delve in the field--all that
+they might gain and live, or lose and die. Until there was found among
+them one, differing from the rest, whose pursuits attracted him not,
+and so he stayed by the tents with the women, and traced strange
+devices with a burnt stick upon a gourd.
+
+This man, who took no joy in the ways of his brethren--who cared not
+for conquest, and fretted in the field--this designer of quaint
+patterns--this deviser of the beautiful--who perceived in Nature about
+him curious curvings, as faces are seen in the fire--this dreamer
+apart, was the first artist.
+
+And when, from the field and from afar, there came back the
+people, they took the gourd--and drank from out of it.
+
+And presently there came to this man another--and, in time, others--of
+like nature, chosen by the Gods--and so they worked together; and soon
+they fashioned, from the moistened earth, forms resembling the gourd.
+And with the power of creation, the heirloom of the artist, presently
+they went beyond the slovenly suggestion of Nature, and the first vase
+was born, in beautiful proportion.
+
+And the toilers tilled, and were athirst; and the heroes returned from
+fresh victories, to rejoice and to feast; and all drank alike from the
+artists' goblets, fashioned cunningly, taking no note the while of the
+craftsman's pride, and understanding not his glory in his work;
+drinking at the cup, not from choice, not from a consciousness that it
+was beautiful, but because, forsooth, there was none other!
+
+And time, with more state, brought more capacity for luxury, and it
+became well that men should dwell in large houses, and rest upon
+couches, and eat at tables; whereupon the artist, with his artificers,
+built palaces, and filled them with furniture, beautiful in proportion
+and lovely to look upon.
+
+And the people lived in marvels of art--and ate and drank out of
+masterpieces--for there was nothing else to eat and to drink out of,
+and no bad building to live in; no article of daily life, of luxury,
+or of necessity, that had not been handed down from the design of the
+master, and made by his workmen.
+
+And the people questioned not, _and had nothing to say in the matter_.
+
+So Greece was in its splendour, and Art reigned supreme--by force of
+fact, not by election--and there was no meddling from the outsider.
+The mighty warrior would no more have ventured to offer a design for
+the temple of Pallas Athene than would the sacred poet have proffered
+a plan for constructing the catapult.
+
+And the Amateur was unknown--and the Dilettante undreamed of!
+
+And history wrote on, and conquest accompanied civilisation, and Art
+spread, or rather its products were carried by the victors among the
+vanquished from one country to another. And the customs of cultivation
+covered the face of the earth, so that all peoples continued to use
+what _the artist alone produced_.
+
+And centuries passed in this using, and the world was flooded with all
+that was beautiful, until there arose a new class, who discovered
+the cheap, and foresaw fortune in the facture of the sham.
+
+Then sprang into existence the tawdry, the common, the gewgaw.
+
+The taste of the tradesman supplanted the science of the artist, and
+what was born of the million went back to them, and charmed them, for
+it was after their own heart; and the great and the small, the
+statesman and the slave, took to themselves the abomination that was
+tendered, and preferred it--and have lived with it ever since!
+
+And the artist's occupation was gone, and the manufacturer and the
+huckster took his place.
+
+And now the heroes filled from the jugs and drank from the bowls--with
+understanding--noting the glare of their new bravery, and taking pride
+in its worth.
+
+And the people--this time--had much to say in the matter--and all were
+satisfied. And Birmingham and Manchester arose in their might--and Art
+was relegated to the curiosity shop.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Nature contains the elements, in colour and form, of all pictures, as
+the keyboard contains the notes of all music.
+
+But the artist is born to pick, and choose, and group with
+science, these elements, that the result may be beautiful--as the
+musician gathers his notes, and forms his chords, until he bring forth
+from chaos glorious harmony.
+
+To say to the painter, that Nature is to be taken as she is, is to say
+to the player, that he may sit on the piano.
+
+That Nature is always right, is an assertion, artistically, as untrue,
+as it is one whose truth is universally taken for granted. Nature is
+very rarely right, to such an extent even, that it might almost be
+said that Nature is usually wrong: that is to say, the condition of
+things that shall bring about the perfection of harmony worthy a
+picture is rare, and not common at all.
+
+This would seem, to even the most intelligent, a doctrine almost
+blasphemous. So incorporated with our education has the supposed
+aphorism become, that its belief is held to be part of our moral
+being, and the words themselves have, in our ear, the ring of
+religion. Still, seldom does Nature succeed in producing a picture.
+
+The sun blares, the wind blows from the east, the sky is bereft of
+cloud, and without, all is of iron. The windows of the Crystal Palace
+are seen from all points of London. The holiday-maker rejoices
+in the glorious day, and the painter turns aside to shut his eyes.
+
+How little this is understood, and how dutifully the casual in Nature
+is accepted as sublime, may be gathered from the unlimited admiration
+daily produced by a very foolish sunset.
+
+The dignity of the snow-capped mountain is lost in distinctness, but
+the joy of the tourist is to recognise the traveller on the top. The
+desire to see, for the sake of seeing, is, with the mass, alone the
+one to be gratified, hence the delight in detail.
+
+And when the evening mist clothes the riverside with poetry, as with a
+veil, and the poor buildings lose themselves in the dim sky, and the
+tall chimneys become campanili, and the warehouses are palaces in the
+night, and the whole city hangs in the heavens, and fairyland is
+before us--then the wayfarer hastens home; the working man and the
+cultured one, the wise man and the one of pleasure, cease to
+understand, as they have ceased to see, and Nature, who, for once, has
+sung in tune, sings her exquisite song to the artist alone, her son
+and her master--her son in that he loves her, her master in that he
+knows her.
+
+To him her secrets are unfolded, to him her lessons have become
+gradually clear. He looks at her flower, not with the enlarging lens,
+that he may gather facts for the botanist, but with the light of the
+one who sees in her choice selection of brilliant tones and delicate
+tints, suggestions of future harmonies.
+
+He does not confine himself to purposeless copying, without thought,
+each blade of grass, as commended by the inconsequent, but, in the
+long curve of the narrow leaf, corrected by the straight tall stem, he
+learns how grace is wedded to dignity, how strength enhances
+sweetness, that elegance shall be the result.
+
+In the citron wing of the pale butterfly, with its dainty spots of
+orange, he sees before him the stately halls of fair gold, with their
+slender saffron pillars, and is taught how the delicate drawing high
+upon the walls shall be traced in tender tones of orpiment, and
+repeated by the base in notes of graver hue.
+
+In all that is dainty and lovable he finds hints for his own
+combinations, and thus is Nature ever his resource and always at his
+service, and to him is naught refused.
+
+Through his brain, as through the last alembic, is distilled the
+refined essence of that thought which began with the Gods, and which
+they left him to carry out.
+
+Set apart by them to complete their works, he produces that
+wondrous thing called the masterpiece, which surpasses in perfection
+all that they have contrived in what is called Nature; and the Gods
+stand by and marvel, and perceive how far away more beautiful is the
+Venus of Melos than was their own Eve.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+For some time past, the unattached writer has become the middleman in
+this matter of Art, and his influence, while it has widened the gulf
+between the people and the painter, has brought about the most
+complete misunderstanding as to the aim of the picture.
+
+For him a picture is more or less a hieroglyph or symbol of
+story. Apart from a few technical terms, for the display of which
+he finds an occasion, the work is considered absolutely from a
+literary point of view; indeed, from what other can he consider
+it? And in his essays he deals with it as with a novel--a
+history--or an anecdote. He fails entirely and most naturally to
+see its excellences, or demerits--artistic--and so degrades Art,
+by supposing it a method of bringing about a literary climax.
+
+It thus, in his hands, becomes merely a means of perpetrating
+something further, and its mission is made a secondary one, even as a
+means is second to an end.
+
+The thoughts emphasised, noble or other, are inevitably attached to
+the incident, and become more or less noble, according to the
+eloquence or mental quality of the writer, who looks the while, with
+disdain, upon what he holds as "mere execution"--a matter belonging,
+he believes, to the training of the schools, and the reward of
+assiduity. So that, as he goes on with his translation from canvas to
+paper, the work becomes his own. He finds poetry where he would feel
+it were he himself transcribing the event, invention in the intricacy
+of the _mise en scene_, and noble philosophy in some detail of
+philanthropy, courage, modesty, or virtue, suggested to him by the
+occurrence.
+
+All this might be brought before him, and his imagination be appealed
+to, by a very poor picture--indeed, I might safely say that it
+generally is.
+
+Meanwhile, the _painter's_ poetry is quite lost to him--the amazing
+invention that shall have put form and colour into such perfect
+harmony, that exquisiteness is the result, he is without
+understanding--the nobility of thought, that shall have given the
+artist's dignity to the whole, says to him absolutely nothing.
+
+So that his praises are published, for virtues we would blush to
+possess--while the great qualities, that distinguish the one work from
+the thousand, that make of the masterpiece the thing of beauty that it
+is--have never been seen at all.
+
+That this is so, we can make sure of, by looking back at old reviews
+upon past exhibitions, and reading the flatteries lavished upon men
+who have since been forgotten altogether--but, upon whose works, the
+language has been exhausted, in rhapsodies--that left nothing for the
+National Gallery.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A curious matter, in its effect upon the judgment of these gentlemen,
+is the accepted vocabulary of poetic symbolism, that helps them, by
+habit, in dealing with Nature: a mountain, to them, is synonymous with
+height--a lake, with depth--the ocean, with vastness--the sun, with
+glory.
+
+So that a picture with a mountain, a lake, and an ocean--however poor
+in paint--is inevitably "lofty," "vast," "infinite," and
+"glorious"--on paper.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There are those also, sombre of mien, and wise with the
+wisdom of books, who frequent museums and burrow in crypts;
+collecting--comparing--compiling--classifying--contradicting.
+
+Experts these--for whom a date is an accomplishment--a hall mark,
+success!
+
+Careful in scrutiny are they, and conscientious of
+judgment--establishing, with due weight, unimportant
+reputations--discovering the picture, by the stain on the
+back--testing the torso, by the leg that is missing--filling folios
+with doubts on the way of that limb--disputatious and dictatorial,
+concerning the birthplace of inferior persons--speculating, in much
+writing, upon the great worth of bad work.
+
+True clerks of the collection, they mix memoranda with ambition, and,
+reducing Art to statistics, they "file" the fifteenth century, and
+"pigeon-hole" the antique!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Then the Preacher "appointed"!
+
+He stands in high places--harangues and holds forth.
+
+Sage of the Universities--learned in many matters, and of much
+experience in all, save his subject.
+
+Exhorting--denouncing--directing.
+
+Filled with wrath and earnestness.
+
+Bringing powers of persuasion, and polish of language, to
+prove--nothing.
+
+Torn with much teaching--having naught to impart.
+
+Impressive--important--shallow.
+
+Defiant--distressed--desperate.
+
+Crying out, and cutting himself--while the gods hear not.
+
+Gentle priest of the Philistine withal, again he ambles pleasantly
+from all point, and through many volumes, escaping scientific
+assertion--"babbles of green fields."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+So Art has become foolishly confounded with education--that all should
+be equally qualified.
+
+Whereas, while polish, refinement, culture, and breeding, are in no
+way arguments for artistic result, it is also no reproach to the most
+finished scholar or greatest gentleman in the land that he be
+absolutely without eye for painting or ear for music--that in his
+heart he prefer the popular print to the scratch of Rembrandt's
+needle, or the songs of the hall to Beethoven's "C minor Symphony."
+
+Let him have but the wit to say so, and not feel the admission a proof
+of inferiority.
+
+Art happens--no hovel is safe from it, no Prince may depend upon it,
+the vastest intelligence cannot bring it about, and puny efforts
+to make it universal end in quaint comedy, and coarse farce.
+
+This is as it should be--and all attempts to make it otherwise are due
+to the eloquence of the ignorant, the zeal of the conceited.
+
+The boundary line is clear. Far from me to propose to bridge it
+over--that the pestered people be pushed across. No! I would save them
+from further fatigue. I would come to their relief, and would lift
+from their shoulders this incubus of Art.
+
+Why, after centuries of freedom from it, and indifference to it,
+should it now be thrust upon them by the blind--until wearied and
+puzzled, they know no longer how they shall eat or drink--how they
+shall sit or stand--or wherewithal they shall clothe themselves--without
+afflicting Art.
+
+
+But, lo! there is much talk without!
+
+
+Triumphantly they cry, "Beware! This matter does indeed concern us. We
+also have our part in all true Art!--for, remember the 'one touch of
+Nature' that 'makes the whole world kin.'"
+
+True, indeed. But let not the unwary jauntily suppose that Shakespeare
+herewith hands him his passport to Paradise, and thus permits him speech
+among the chosen. Rather, learn that, in this very sentence, he
+is condemned to remain without--to continue with the common.
+
+This one chord that vibrates with all--this "one touch of Nature" that
+calls aloud to the response of each--that explains the popularity of
+the "Bull" of Paul Potter--that excuses the price of Murillo's
+"Conception"--this one unspoken sympathy that pervades humanity,
+is--Vulgarity!
+
+Vulgarity--under whose fascinating influence "the many" have elbowed
+"the few," and the gentle circle of Art swarms with the intoxicated
+mob of mediocrity, whose leaders prate and counsel, and call aloud,
+where the Gods once spoke in whisper!
+
+And now from their midst the Dilettante stalks abroad. The amateur is
+loosed. The voice of the aesthete is heard in the land, and catastrophe
+is upon us.
+
+The meddler beckons the vengeance of the Gods, and ridicule threatens
+the fair daughters of the land.
+
+And there are curious converts to a weird _culte_, in which all
+instinct for attractiveness--all freshness and sparkle--all woman's
+winsomeness--is to give way to a strange vocation for the
+unlovely--and this desecration in the name of the Graces!
+
+Shall this gaunt, ill-at-ease, distressed, abashed mixture of
+_mauvaise honte_ and desperate assertion call itself artistic, and
+claim cousinship with the artist--who delights in the dainty, the
+sharp, bright gaiety of beauty?
+
+No!--a thousand times no! Here are no connections of ours.
+
+We will have nothing to do with them.
+
+Forced to seriousness, that emptiness may be hidden, they dare not
+smile--
+
+While the artist, in fulness of heart and head, is glad, and laughs
+aloud, and is happy in his strength, and is merry at the pompous
+pretension--the solemn silliness that surrounds him.
+
+For Art and Joy go together, with bold openness, and high head, and
+ready hand--fearing naught, and dreading no exposure.
+
+Know, then, all beautiful women, that we are with you. Pay no heed, we
+pray you, to this outcry of the unbecoming--this last plea for the
+plain.
+
+It concerns you not.
+
+Your own instinct is near the truth--your own wit far surer guide than
+the untaught ventures of thick heeled Apollos.
+
+What! will you up and follow the first piper that leads you down
+Petticoat Lane, there, on a Sabbath, to gather, for the week, from the
+dull rags of ages wherewith to bedeck yourselves? that, beneath
+your travestied awkwardness, we have trouble to find your own dainty
+selves? Oh, fie! Is the world, then, exhausted? and must we go back
+because the thumb of the mountebank jerks the other way?
+
+Costume is not dress.
+
+And the wearers of wardrobes may not be doctors of taste!
+
+For by what authority shall these be pretty masters? Look well, and
+nothing have they invented--nothing put together for comeliness' sake.
+
+Haphazard from their shoulders hang the garments of the
+hawker--combining in their person the motley of many manners with the
+medley of the mummers' closet.
+
+Set up as a warning, and a finger-post of danger, they point to the
+disastrous effect of Art upon the middle classes.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Why this lifting of the brow in deprecation of the present--this
+pathos in reference to the past?
+
+If Art be rare to-day, it was seldom heretofore.
+
+It is false, this teaching of decay.
+
+The master stands in no relation to the moment at which he
+occurs--a monument of isolation--hinting at sadness--having no part in
+the progress of his fellow men.
+
+He is also no more the product of civilisation than is the scientific
+truth asserted dependent upon the wisdom of a period. The assertion
+itself requires the _man_ to make it. The truth was from the
+beginning.
+
+So Art is limited to the infinite, and beginning there cannot
+progress.
+
+A silent indication of its wayward independence from all extraneous
+advance, is in the absolutely unchanged condition and form of
+implement since the beginning of things.
+
+The painter has but the same pencil--the sculptor the chisel of
+centuries.
+
+Colours are not more since the heavy hangings of night were first
+drawn aside, and the loveliness of light revealed.
+
+Neither chemist nor engineer can offer new elements of the
+masterpiece.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+False again, the fabled link between the grandeur of Art and the
+glories and virtues of the State, for Art feeds not upon nations, and
+peoples may be wiped from the face of the earth, but Art _is_.
+
+It is indeed high time that we cast aside the weary weight of
+responsibility and co-partnership, and know that, in no way, do our
+virtues minister to its worth, in no way do our vices impede its
+triumph!
+
+How irksome! how hopeless! how superhuman the self-imposed task of the
+nation! How sublimely vain the belief that it shall live nobly or art
+perish.
+
+Let us reassure ourselves, at our own option is our virtue. Art we in
+no way affect.
+
+A whimsical goddess, and a capricious, her strong sense of joy
+tolerates no dulness, and, live we never so spotlessly, still may she
+turn her back upon us.
+
+As, from time immemorial, she has done upon the Swiss in their
+mountains.
+
+What more worthy people! Whose every Alpine gap yawns with tradition,
+and is stocked with noble story; yet, the perverse and scornful one
+will none of it, and the sons of patriots are left with the clock that
+turns the mill, and the sudden cuckoo, with difficulty restrained in
+its box!
+
+For this was Tell a hero! For this did Gessler die!
+
+Art, the cruel jade, cares not, and hardens her heart, and hies her
+off to the East, to find, among the opium-eaters of Nankin, a favourite
+with whom she lingers fondly--caressing his blue porcelain, and
+painting his coy maidens, and marking his plates with her six
+marks of choice--indifferent in her companionship with him, to all
+save the virtue of his refinement!
+
+He it is who calls her--he who holds her!
+
+And again to the West, that her next lover may bring together the
+Gallery at Madrid, and show to the world how the Master towers above
+all; and in their intimacy they revel, he and she, in this knowledge;
+and he knows the happiness untasted by other mortal.
+
+She is proud of her comrade, and promises that in after-years, others
+shall pass that way, and understand.
+
+So in all time does this superb one cast about for the man worthy her
+love--and Art seeks the Artist alone.
+
+Where he is, there she appears, and remains with him--loving and
+fruitful--turning never aside in moments of hope deferred--of
+insult--and of ribald misunderstanding; and when he dies she sadly
+takes her flight, though loitering yet in the land, from fond
+association, but refusing to be consoled.[33]
+
+ [Note 33: And so have we the ephemeral influence of
+ the Master's memory--the afterglow, in which are warmed,
+ for a while, the worker and disciple.]
+
+With the man, then, and not with the multitude, are her intimacies;
+and in the book of her life the names inscribed are few--scant,
+indeed, the list of those who have helped to write her story of love
+and beauty.
+
+From the sunny morning, when, with her glorious Greek relenting,
+she yielded up the secret of repeated line, as, with his hand in hers,
+together they marked in marble, the measured rhyme of lovely limb and
+draperies flowing in unison, to the day when she dipped the Spaniard's
+brush in light and air, and made his people live within their frames,
+and _stand upon their legs_, that all nobility and sweetness, and
+tenderness, and magnificence should be theirs by right, ages had gone
+by, and few had been her choice.
+
+Countless, indeed, the horde of pretenders! But she knew them not.
+
+A teeming, seething, busy mass, whose virtue was industry, and whose
+industry was vice!
+
+Their names go to fill the catalogue of the collection at home, of the
+gallery abroad, for the delectation of the bagman and the critic.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Therefore have we cause to be merry!--and to cast away all
+care--resolved that all is well--as it ever was--and that it is not
+meet that we should be cried at, and urged to take measures!
+
+Enough have we endured of dulness! Surely are we weary of weeping, and
+our tears have been cozened from us falsely, for they have called out
+woe! when there was no grief--and, alas! where all is fair!
+
+We have then but to wait--until, with the mark of the Gods upon
+him--there come among us again the chosen--who shall continue what has
+gone before. Satisfied that, even were he never to appear, the story
+of the beautiful is already complete--hewn in the marbles of the
+Parthenon--and broidered, with the birds, upon the fan of Hokusai--at
+the foot of Fusi-yama.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+"_Rengaines!_"
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, Feb. 21, 1885.]
+
+Last night, at Prince's Hall, Mr. Whistler made his first public
+appearance as a lecturer on Art.... There were some arrows ... shot
+off ... and (O, _mea culpa!_) at dress reformers most of all.... That
+an artist will find beauty in ugliness, _le beau dans l'horrible_, is
+now a commonplace of the schools.... I differ entirely from Mr.
+Whistler. An Artist is not an isolated fact; he is the resultant of a
+certain _milieu_ and a certain _entourage_, and can no more be born of
+a nation that is devoid of any sense of beauty than a fig can grow
+from a thorn or a rose blossom from a thistle.... The poet is the
+supreme Artist, for he is the master of colour and of form, and the
+real musician besides, and is lord over all life and all arts; and so
+to the poet beyond all others are these mysteries known; to Edgar
+Allan Poe and Baudelaire, not to Benjamin West and Paul Delaroche....
+
+ OSCAR WILDE.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ It is not enough that our simple Sunflower thrive on his
+ "thistle"--he has now grafted Edgar Poe on the "rose"
+ tree of the early American Market in "a certain milieu"
+ of dry goods and sympathy; and "a certain entourage" of
+ worship and wooden nutmegs.
+
+ Born of a Nation, not absolutely "devoid of any sense of
+ beauty"--Their idol--cherished--listened to--and
+ understood!
+
+ Foolish Baudelaire!--Mistaken Mallarme!
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+
+
+
+_Tenderness in Tite Street_
+
+
+ _TO THE POET:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World._]
+
+Oscar--I have read your exquisite article in the _Pall Mall_. Nothing
+is more delicate, in the flattery of "the Poet" to "the Painter," than
+the _naivete_ of "the Poet," in the choice of his Painters--Benjamin
+West and Paul Delaroche!
+
+You have pointed out that "the Painter's" mission is to find "_le beau
+dans l'horrible_," and have left to "the Poet" the discovery of
+_"l'horrible" dans "le beau"_!
+
+Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_TO THE PAINTER:_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World._]
+
+Dear Butterfly--By the aid of a biographical dictionary, I made the
+discovery that there were once two painters, called Benjamin West and
+Paul Delaroche, who rashly lectured upon Art. As of their works
+nothing at all remains, I conclude that they explained themselves
+away.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ I do know a bird, who, like Oscar, with his head in the
+ sand, still believes in the undiscovered!
+
+ If to be misunderstood is to be great, it was rash in
+ Oscar to reveal the source of his inspirations: the
+ "_Biographical Dictionary_!"
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+Be warned in time, James; and remain, as I do, incomprehensible. To be
+great is to be misunderstood.--_Tout a vous_,
+
+ OSCAR WILDE.
+
+
+
+
+_To the Committee of the "National Art Exhibition"_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: Letter read at a meeting of this Society,
+ associated for purposes of Art reform.]
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Nov. 17, 1888.]
+
+Gentlemen--I am naturally interested in any effort made among Painters
+to prove that they are alive--but when I find, thrust in the van of
+your leaders, the body of my dead 'Arry, I know that putrefaction
+alone can result. When, following 'Arry, there comes on Oscar, you
+finish in farce, and bring upon yourselves the scorn and ridicule of
+your _confreres_ in Europe.
+
+What has Oscar in common with Art? except that he dines at our tables
+and picks from our platters the plums for the pudding he peddles in
+the provinces. Oscar--the amiable, irresponsible, esurient Oscar--with
+no more sense of a picture than of the fit of a coat, has the courage
+of the opinions ... of others!
+
+ [Sidenote: Enclosed to the Poet, with a line: "Oscar,
+ you must really keep outside 'the radius'!"
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+With 'Arry and Oscar you have avenged the Academy.
+
+ I am, Gentlemen, yours obediently,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Quand meme!_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Nov. 24, 1886.]
+
+Atlas, this is very sad! With our James vulgarity begins at home, and
+should be allowed to stay there.--_A vous_,
+
+ OSCAR WILDE
+
+
+ TO WHOM:
+
+"A poor thing," Oscar!--"but," for once, I suppose "your own."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Philanthropy and Art_
+
+
+The _Saturday Review_ has not thought it disgraceful to once more
+justify its title to be called the "Saturday Reviler." This time it is
+not to break upon the wheel some poor butterfly of a lady traveller or
+novelist, but to scoff at an aged painter of the highest repute--Mr.
+Herbert--upon his retirement to the rank of "Honorary Academician,"
+after a career such as few, if any, painters living can boast. This it
+pleases the "Reviler" to congratulate artists upon as "good news,"
+without a word or a thought of what the retiring Academician has done
+in art, except to utter the contemptible untruth that "his resignation
+means that he has found out that he is beaten," _not_ by the natural
+failing of old age, but because he failed to impress such a writer as
+this with the special exhibition of the works of his long life, that
+was made some few years back to mark the completion of his last great
+picture for the House of Lords, "The Judgment of Daniel." That
+exhibition, which most people, who know anything about painting in its
+highest style of religious and monumental art, thought a most
+interesting display of a painter's career, is described by this most
+genial of critics as "acres of pallid purple canvases, with wizened
+saints and virgins in attitudinizing groups."
+
+Whether that collection of Mr. Herbert's works had merit or not is
+matter of opinion which I am not concerned to dispute; but, as a
+matter of fact, there were only _three_ small pictures in which the
+virgin or any saints appeared; the other pictures, besides the two
+large works of "The Delivery of the Law" and "The Judgment of Daniel,"
+painted for the nation, being historical subjects, such as the "Lear
+Disinheriting Cordelia," a fresco of which is in the House of Lords;
+"The Acquittal of the Seven Bishops," which the Corporation of Salford
+purchased for their gallery of art; and several fine works of his
+youth, such as the "Brides of Venice," a "Procession in Venice, 1528,"
+and others, which won for him his election to the Academy forty-five
+years ago, when he had to compete with such men as are, unfortunately,
+not to be found now among the candidates--Etty--Maclise--Dyce--Egg--and
+Elmore.
+
+But the "_Saturday's_" art critic, if he ever saw this exhibition
+at all, didn't go to see these pictures. As Goethe says, "the eye sees
+what it came to see," and he went to see the "acres of purple
+canvases, with their wizened saints," which were not there. No
+matter--it suits his purpose to declare that they were, just as it
+does to cram into a paragraph more ignorance, insolence, and false
+assertions combined than is often to be met with even in this locality
+of literature, where the editor seems to be surrounded with all the
+prigs, and the pumps, and the snobs of the literary profession.
+
+ _Truth_, Aug. 19, 1886.
+
+
+
+
+"_Nous avons change tout cela!_"
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Truth_, Sept. 2, 1886.]
+
+Hoity-toity! my dear Henry!--What is all this? How can you startle the
+"Constant Reader," of this cold world, by these sudden dashes into the
+unexpected?
+
+Perceive also what happens.
+
+Sweet in the security of my own sense of things, and looking upon you
+surely as the typical "_Sapem_" of modern progress and civilization,
+here do I, in full Paris, _a l'heure de l'absinthe_, upon mischievous
+discussion intent, call aloud for "_Truth_."
+
+"_Vous allez voir_," I say to the brilliant brethren gathered about my
+table, "you shall hear the latest beautiful thing and bold, said by
+our great Henry--'_capable de tout_,' beside whom '_ce coquin d'Habacuc_'
+was mild indeed and usual!" And straightway to my stultification, I
+find myself translating paragraphs of pathos and indignation, in which
+a colourless old gentleman of the Academy is sympathized with, and
+made a doddering hero of, for no better reason than that he _is_
+old--and those who would point out the wisdom and comfort of his
+withdrawal into the wigwam of private life, sternly reproved and
+anathematized and threatened with shame--until they might well expect
+to find themselves come upon by the bears of the aged and irascible,
+though bald-headed, Prophet, whom the children had thoughtfully urged
+to "go up."
+
+Fancy the Frenchmen's astonishment as I read, and their placid
+amusement as I attempted to point out that it was "meant drolly--that
+_enfin_ you were a _mystificateur_!"
+
+Henry, why should I thus be mortified? Also, why this new _pose_, this
+cheap championship of senility?
+
+How, in the name of all that is incompetent, do you find much virtue
+in work spreading over more time! What means this affectation of
+_naivete_?
+
+We all know that work excuses itself only by reason of its quality.
+
+If the work be foolish, it surely is not less foolish because an
+honest and misspent lifetime has been passed in producing it.
+
+What matters it that the offending worker has grown old among us, and
+has endeared himself to many by his caprices as ratepayer and
+neighbour?
+
+Personally, he may have claims upon his surroundings; but, as the
+painter of poor pictures, he is damned for ever.
+
+You see, my Henry, that it is not sufficient to be, as you are in wit
+and wisdom, among us, amazing and astute; a very Daniel in your
+judgment of many vexed questions; of a frankness and loyalty withal in
+your crusade against abuses, that makes of the keen litigator a most
+dangerous Quixote.
+
+This peculiar temperament gives you that superb sense of right,
+_outside the realms of art_, that amounts to genius, and carries with
+it continued success and triumph in the warfare you wage.
+
+But here it helps you not. And so you find yourself, for instance,
+pleasantly prattling in print of "English Art."
+
+Learn, then, O! Henry, that there is no such thing as English Art. You
+might as well talk of English Mathematics. Art is Art, and Mathematics
+is Mathematics.
+
+What you call English Art, is not Art at all, but produce, of which
+there is, and always has been, and always will be, a plenty, whether
+the men producing it are dead and called ----, or (I refer you to your
+own selection, far be it from me to choose)--or alive and called
+----, whosoever you like as you turn over the Academy catalogue.
+
+The great truth, you have to understand, is that it matters not at all
+whom you prefer in this long list. They all belong to the excellent
+army of mediocrity; the differences between them being infinitely
+small--merely microscopic--as compared to the vast distance between
+any one of them and the Great.
+
+They are the commercial travellers of Art, whose works are their
+wares, and whose exchange is the Academy.
+
+They pass and are forgotten, or remain for a while in the memory of
+the worthies who knew them, and who cling to their faith in them, as
+it flatters their own place in history--famous themselves--the friends
+of the famous!
+
+Speak of them, if it please you, with uncovered head--even as in
+France you would remove your hat as there passes by the hearse--but
+remember it is from the conventional habit of awe alone, this show of
+respect, and called forth generally by the casual corpse of the
+commonest kind.
+
+PARIS, Aug. 21, 1886.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Inevitable_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Truth_, Sept. 9, 1886.]
+
+When I suggested you as the "Sapeur of modern progress," my dear
+Henry, I thought to convey delicately my appreciation, wrapped in
+graceful compliment.
+
+When I am made to say that you are the "Sapem" of
+civilisation--whatever that may mean--I would seem to insinuate an
+impertinence clothed in classic error.
+
+I trust that, if you forgive me, you will never pardon the
+printer.--Always,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+"_Noblesse oblige_"
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 31, 1884.]
+
+Atlas, look at this! It has been culled from the _Plumber and
+Decorator_, of all insidious prints, and forwarded to me by the
+untiring people who daily supply me with the thinkings of my critics.
+
+Read, Atlas, and let me execute myself:
+
+"The 'Peacock' drawing-room of a well-to-do shipowner, of Liverpool,
+at Queen's Gate, London, is hand-painted, representing the noble bird
+with wings expanded, painted by an Associate of the Royal Academy, at
+a cost of L7000, and fortunate in claiming his daughter as his bride,
+and is one of the finest specimens of high art in decoration in the
+kingdom. The mansion is of modern construction."
+
+He is not guilty, this honest Associate! It was _I_, Atlas, who did
+this thing--"alone I did it"--_I_ "hand-painted" this room in the
+"mansion of modern construction."
+
+Woe is me! _I_ secreted, in the provincial shipowner's home, the
+"noble bird with wings expanded"--_I_ perpetrated, in harmless
+obscurity, "the finest specimen of high-art decoration"--and the
+Academy is without stain in the art of its member. Also the immaculate
+character of that Royal body has been falsely impugned by this wicked
+"_Plumber_"!
+
+Mark these things, Atlas, that justice may be done, the innocent
+spared, and history cleanly written.
+
+_Bon soir!_
+
+Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Early Laurels_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Observer_, April 11, 1886.]
+
+Sir--In your report of the Graham sale of pictures at Messrs. Christie
+and Manson's rooms, I read the following:
+
+"The next work, put upon the easel, was a 'Nocturne in blue and
+silver,' by J. M. Whistler. It was received with hisses."
+
+May I beg, through your widely spread paper, to acknowledge the
+distinguished, though I fear unconscious, compliment so publicly paid.
+
+It is rare that recognition, so complete, is made during the lifetime
+of the painter, and I would wish to have recorded my full sense of
+this flattering exception in my favour.
+
+Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Further Proposition_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Art Journal_, 1887.]
+
+The notion that I paint flesh lower in tone than it is in nature, is
+entirely based upon the popular superstition as to what flesh really
+is--when seen on canvas; for the people never look at nature with any
+sense of its pictorial appearance--for which reason, by the way, they
+also never look at a picture with any sense of nature, but,
+unconsciously from habit, with reference to what they have seen in
+other pictures.
+
+Now, in the usual "pictures of the year" there is but one flesh, that
+shall do service under all circumstances, whether the person painted
+be in the soft light of the room or out in the glare of the open. The
+one aim of the unsuspecting painter is to make his man "stand out"
+from the frame--never doubting that, on the contrary, he should
+really, and in truth absolutely does, stand _within_ the frame--and at
+a depth behind it equal to the distance at which the painter sees
+his model. The frame is, indeed, the window through which the painter
+looks at his model, and nothing could be more offensively inartistic
+than this brutal attempt to thrust the model on the hither-side of
+this window!
+
+Yet this is the false condition of things to which all have become
+accustomed, and in the stupendous effort to bring it about,
+exaggeration has been exhausted--and the traditional means of the
+incompetent can no further go.
+
+Lights have been heightened until the white of the tube alone
+remains--shadows have been deepened until black alone is left.
+Scarcely a feature stays in its place, so fierce is its intention of
+"firmly" coming forth; and in the midst of this unseemly struggle for
+prominence, the gentle truth has but a sorry chance, falling flat and
+flavourless, and without force.
+
+The Master from Madrid, himself, beside this monster success of
+mediocrity, would be looked upon as mild: _beau bien sure, mais pas
+"dans le mouvement"_!
+
+Whereas, could the people be induced to turn their eyes but for a
+moment, with the fresh power of comparison, upon their fellow-creatures
+as they pass in the gallery, they might be made dimly to perceive
+(though I doubt it, so blind is their belief in the bad), how
+little they resemble the impudent images on the walls! how "quiet" in
+colour they are! how "grey!" how "low in tone." And then it might be
+explained to their riveted intelligence how they had mistaken
+meretriciousness for mastery, and by what mean methods the imposture
+had been practised upon them.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Opportunity_
+
+
+Cher Monsieur--M. ---- m'a remis votre petite planche--port d'Amsterdam
+avec une epreuve. Elle est charmante et je serais fort heureux de la
+faire paraitre dans l'article consacre a vos eaux fortes. Seulement,
+je crois que vous avez mal interprete ma demande et que par le fait
+nous ne nous entendons pas bien. Vous me demandez 63 guinees pour
+cette planche, soit plus de 2000 francs, outre que le prix depasse
+celui de la planche la plus chere parue dans la _Gazette_ depuis sa
+fondation, y compris les chefs-d'oeuvre de Jacquemart et de
+Gaillard, il n'est pas dans les habitudes de la maison, de payer les
+planches d'artistes qui accompagnent un compte-rendu de leur oeuvre.
+C'est ainsi que nous avons agi avec Meryon, Seymour Haden, Edwards,
+Evershed, Legros, &c.
+
+Du reste, la planche pourrait rester votre propriete. Nous vous la
+remettrions apres avoir fait notre tirage. Il est entendu qu'elle
+serait acieree.
+
+Si ces conditions vous agreent, cher monsieur, je me ferai un
+vrai plaisir de faire dans la _Gazette_ un article sur votre beau
+talent d'aquafortiste. Dans le cas contraire, je me verrais avec mille
+regrets, dans la necessite de vous renvoyer la planche que je me fusse
+fait cependant un veritable honneur de publier.
+
+Veuillez agreer, cher monsieur, l'expression de mes meilleurs
+sentiments.
+
+ LE DIRECTEUR de la
+ _Gazette des Beaux-Arts_.
+
+PARIS, le 12 Juin 1878.
+
+
+
+
+_The Opportunity Neglected_
+
+
+Cher Monsieur--Je regrette infiniment que mes moyens ne me permettent
+pas de naitre dans votre Journal.
+
+L'article que vous me proposez, comme berceau, me couterait trop cher.
+
+Il me faudrait donc reprendre ma planche et rester inconnu jusqu'a la
+fin des choses, puisque je n'aurais pas ete invente par la _Gazette
+des Beaux Arts_.--Recevez, Monsieur,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Nostalgia_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: Extract from a letter _a propos_ of Mr.
+ Whistler's contemplated visit to his native land.]
+
+... "Quite true--now that it is established as an improbability, it
+becomes true!
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Oct. 13, 1886.]
+
+They tell me that December has been fixed upon, by the Fates, for my
+arrival in New York--and, if I escape the Atlantic, I am to be wrecked
+by the reporter on the pier.
+
+I shall be in his hands, even as is the sheep in the hands of his
+shearer--for I have learned nothing from those who have gone
+before--and been lost too!
+
+What will you! I know Matthew Arnold, and am told that he whispered
+Truth exquisite, unheeded in the haste of America.
+
+And these others who have crossed the seas, that they might fasten
+upon the hurried ones at home and gird at them with wisdom,
+hysterically acquired, and administered, unblushingly, with a
+suddenness of purpose that prevented their ever being listened to
+here,--must I follow in their wake, to be met with suspicion
+by my compatriots, and resented as the invading instructor?
+
+Heavens!--who knows!--also in the papers, where naturally I read only
+of myself, I gather a general impression of offensive aggressiveness,
+that, coupled with Chase's monstrous lampoon, has prepared me for the
+tomahawk on landing.
+
+How dared he, Chase, to do this wicked thing?--and I who was charming,
+and made him beautiful on canvas--the Masher of the Avenues.
+
+However, I may not put off until the age of the amateur has gone by,
+but am to take with me some of those works which have won for me the
+execration of Europe, that they may be shown to a country in which I
+cannot be a prophet, and where I, who have no intention of being other
+than joyous--improving no one--not even myself--will say again my "Ten
+o'Clock," which I refused to repeat in London--_J'ai dit!_
+
+This is no time for hesitation--one cannot continually disappoint a
+Continent!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Insinuation_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Daily News_, Nov. 22, 1886.]
+
+My attention has been directed to a paragraph that has gone the round
+of the papers, to the effect that Mr. John Burr and Mr. Reid have
+"withdrawn from the Society of British Artists." This tardy statement
+acquires undue significance at this moment, with a tendency to
+mislead, implying, as it might, that these resignations were in
+consequence of, and intended as a marked disapproval of, the
+determined stand made by the Society in excluding from their coming
+exhibition the masses of commonplace work hitherto offered to the
+public in their galleries. No such importance attaches, however, to
+their resignations, as these two gentlemen left Suffolk Street six
+months ago.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Imputation_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Daily News_, Nov. 24, 1886.]
+
+Sir--Mr. Whistler denies that the recent policy of the Society of
+British Artists was the cause of the secession of Messrs. Burr and
+Reid from the ranks of that Society, and mentions in proof of his
+correction that their resignation took place six months ago. He might
+have gone further, and added that their secession corresponded in time
+with his own election as president. It is well known to artists that
+one, if not both, of these gentlemen left the Society knowing that
+changes of policy, of which they could not approve, were inevitable
+under the presidency of Mr. Whistler. It will be for the patrons of
+the Suffolk Street Gallery to decide whether the more than
+half-uncovered walls which will be offered to their view next week are
+more interesting than the work of many artists of more than average
+merit which will be conspicuous by its absence, owing to the selfish
+policy inaugurated.
+
+ A BRITISH ARTIST.
+
+
+
+
+"_Autre Temps autre Moeurs_"
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Daily News_, Nov. 26, 1886.]
+
+Sir--The anonymous "British Artist" says that "Mr. Whistler denies
+that the recent policy of the Society of British Artists was the cause
+of the secession of Messrs. Reid and Burr from the ranks of that
+Society."
+
+Far from me to propose to penetrate the motives of such withdrawal,
+but what I did deny was that it could possibly be caused--as its
+strangely late announcement seemed sweetly to insinuate--by the strong
+determination to tolerate no longer the mediocre work that had
+hitherto habitually swarmed the walls of Suffolk Street.
+
+This is a plain question of date, and I pointed out that these two
+gentlemen left the Society six months ago--long before the
+supervising committee were called upon to act at all, or make any
+demonstration whatever. Your correspondent regrets that I do not "go
+further," and straightway goes further himself, and scarcely fares
+better, when, with a quaintness of _naivete_ rare at this moment, he
+proposes that "it will be for the patrons of the gallery to decide
+whether the more than half-uncovered walls are more interesting than
+the works of many artists of more than the average merit."
+
+Now it will be for the patrons to decide absolutely nothing. It is,
+and will always be, for the gentlemen of the hanging committee alone,
+duly chosen, to decide whether empty space be preferable to poor
+pictures--whether, in short, it be their duty to cover walls, merely
+that walls may be covered--no matter with what quality of work.
+
+Indeed, the period of the patron has utterly passed away, and the
+painter takes his place--to point out what he knows to be consistent
+with the demands of his art--without deference to patrons or prejudice
+to party. Beyond this, whether the "policy of Mr. Whistler and his
+following" be "selfish or no," matters but little; but if the
+policy of your correspondent's "following" find itself among the
+ruthlessly rejected, his letter is more readily explained.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Talent in a Napkin_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: Lecture before the Church Congress, Oct. 7,
+ 1885.]
+
+If those who talk and write so glibly as to the desirability of
+artists devoting themselves to the representation of the naked human
+form, only knew a tithe of the degradation enacted before the model is
+sufficiently hardened to her shameful calling, they would for ever
+hold their tongues and pens in supporting the practice. Is not
+clothedness a distinct type and feature of our Christian faith? All
+art representations of nakedness are out of harmony with it.
+
+ J. C. HORSLEY, R.A.
+
+
+
+
+_The Critic "Catching on"_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gaz._ Dec. 8, 1885.]
+
+Mr. Whistler is again, in a sense, the mainstay of the Society
+(British Artists), partly through his own individuality and partly
+through the innovations he has introduced.... He has several oil and
+pastel pictures, very slight in themselves, of the female nude,
+dignified and graceful in line and charmingly chaste, entitled
+"Harmony," "Caprice," and "Note." Beneath the latter Mr. Whistler has
+written, "Horsley _soit qui mal y pense_."
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Meant "friendly."]
+
+"This is not," said the artist, "what people are sure to call it,
+'Whistler's little joke.' On the contrary, it is an indignant protest
+against the idea that there is any immorality in the nude."
+
+
+
+
+_Ingratitude_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, Dec. 10, 1885.]
+
+No, kind sir--_trop de zele_ on the part of your representative--for I
+surely never explain, and Art certainly requires no "indignant
+protest" against the unseemliness of senility. "Horsley _soit qui mal
+y pense_" is meanwhile a sweet sentiment--why more--and why
+"morality"?
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Complacent One_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Magazine of Art_, Dec. 1887.]
+
+Mr. Whistler has issued a brown-paper portfolio of half a dozen
+"Notes," reproduced in marvellous facsimile. These "Notes" are
+delightful sketches in Indian ink and crayon, masterly so far as they
+go--but, then, they go such a little way ... the "Notes" can only be
+regarded as painter's raw material, interesting as correct sketches,
+but unworthy the glories of facsimile reproduction, and imposing
+margin.... The chief honours of the portfolio belong to the
+publishers....
+
+
+
+
+_The Critic-flaneur_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Sunday Times_, Jan. 15, 1888.]
+
+Sir,--You, who are, I perceive, in your present brilliant incarnation,
+an undaunted and undulled pursuer of pleasing truths, listen, I pray
+you, while again I indicate, with sweet argument, the alternative of
+the bewildered one.
+
+Notably, it is not necessary that the "Art Critic" should distinguish
+between the real and the "reproduction," or otherwise understand
+anything of the matter of which he writes--for much shall be forgiven
+him--yet surely, as I have before now pointed out, he might inquire.
+
+Had the expounder of exhibitions, travelling for the _Magazine of
+Art_, asked the Secretary in the galleries of the Royal Society of
+British Artists, he would have been told that the "Notes" on the
+staircase, and in the vestibule, are not "delightful sketches in
+Indian ink and crayon ... _reproduced in marvellous facsimile_ by
+Boussod, Valadon & Co.... unworthy the glories of facsimile
+reproduction, and imposing margin" ... while "the chief honours of the
+portfolio, however, belong to the publishers"--but are, disconcerting
+as I acknowledge it to be, _themselves the lithographs from nature_,
+drawn on the stone upon the spot.
+
+Thus easily provided with paragraph, he would also have been spared
+the mortification of rebuke from his well-meaning and embarrassed
+employers.
+
+Let the gentleman be warned--let him learn that the foolish critic
+only,--_looks_--and brings disaster, upon his paper--the safe and
+well-conducted one "informs himself."
+
+Yours, Sir, gently,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Played-out Policy_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR
+ OF THE "PALL MALL GAZETTE":_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, Dec. 9, 1886.]
+
+Sir--In your courageous crusade against the Demon Dulness and his
+preposterous surroundings, I think it well that there should be
+delivered into your hands certain documents for immediate publication,
+that your readers may be roused quickly, and hear again how well
+fenced in are the foolish in strong places--and how greatly to be
+desired is their exposure, discomfiture, and death--that Truth may
+prevail.
+
+It happened in this way. The criticism in the _Times_ called for
+instant expostulation, and my answer was consequently sent in to the
+Editor, who forthwith returned it, regretting "that its tone prevented
+its appearance in the paper." ... I thereupon withdrew to write the
+following note to the Editor in person:--
+
+"Dear Sir--Permit me to call your courteous attention to the fact that
+the enclosed letter to the Editor of the _Times_ is in reply to
+an article that appeared in your paper--and that, as I sign my name
+in full, I alone am responsible for its tone or form; indeed, that
+such is its tone and form, is because it is my letter.
+
+"In common fairness the answer to, or comment upon, any statements
+made in your paper should be published in your paper, as proper
+etiquette prevents its insertion in any other journal.
+
+"Also, you surely would not propose to dictate certain forms or styles
+in which alone the columns of the _Times_ are to be approached--as who
+should say all other savour of sacrilege!--or acquiescence alone would
+do, and you would have to write all your letters yourselves.
+
+"My letter concerns the effect produced by criticism of a commonplace
+and inferior kind, wholly unworthy the first paper in England--and I
+am startled to learn, and still unwilling to believe, that the _Times_
+would shun all ventilation and refuse to publish any letter as its
+sole means of screening its staff or protecting its writers.
+
+"I submit that the tone of my letter sins against no laws that are
+accepted in antagonism--that it offends in no way the etiquette of
+attack known to gentlemen.
+
+"I beg, therefore, again, that if there be still time for its
+insertion, you will have it printed in your issue of to-morrow, or
+will say that it shall appear in the _Times_ of Thursday morning.
+
+ "I am, dear Sir,
+ "Very faithfully,
+ "J. MCNEILL WHISTLER."
+
+I was now told, "with the Editor's compliments," "that my letter
+should be considered." Taking this in complete good faith, I left the
+office, to discover the next day in print a remnant of the letter in
+question; that, by itself, entirely did away with sufficient reason
+for its being there at all. The two ensuing notes explain themselves:
+
+ To J. MCN. WHISTLER, Esq.:
+
+ "The Editor of the _Times_ has inserted in to-day's paper the
+ only portion of Mr. Whistler's letter of November 30 which
+ appears to have any claim to publication.
+
+ "PRINTING HOUSE SQUARE, Dec. 1, 1886."
+
+
+ "To the Editor of the _Times_:
+
+ "Dear Sir--I beg to acknowledge the consummate sense of
+ opportunity displayed by the Editor of the _Times_, in his
+ cunning production of a part of my letter.
+
+ "Amazing! _Mes compliments!_"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Without further comment I hand you a copy of the rejected letter.
+
+ "To the Editor of the _Times_.--Sir--In his article upon the
+ Society of British Artists, your Art gentleman ventures the
+ opinion of the 'plain man.'
+
+ "That such opinion is out of place and stultifying in a question
+ of Art never occurs to him, and it is therefore frankly cited as,
+ in a way, conclusive.
+
+ "The _naif_ train of thought that justified the importance
+ attached to this poor 'plain' opinion at all would seem to be the
+ same that pervades the writing throughout; until it becomes
+ difficult to discover where the easy effrontery and
+ self-sufficiency of the 'plain one,' nothing doubting, cease, and
+ the wit and wisdom of the experienced expert begin--so that one
+ unconsciously confounds the incautious critic with the plausible
+ plain person, who finally becomes the same authority.
+
+ "Blind plainness certainly is the characteristic of the solemn
+ censure upon the fine work of Mr. Stott, of Oldham--plain
+ blindness the omission of all mention of Mr. Ludovici's dainty
+ dancing-girl.
+
+ "Bewilderment among paintings is naturally the fate of the 'plain
+ man,' but, when put forth in the _Times_, his utterances, however
+ empty, acquire a semblance of sense; so that while he gravely
+ descants with bald assurance upon the engineering of the
+ light in the galleries, and the decoration of the walls, the
+ reader stands a chance of being misled, and may not discover at
+ once that the 'plain' writer is qualified by ignorance alone to
+ continue.
+
+ "Permit me, therefore, to rectify inconsequent impressions, and
+ tell your readers that there is nothing 'tentative' in the
+ 'arrangement' of colour, walls, or drapery--that the battens
+ should _not_ 'be removed'--that they are meant to remain, not
+ only for their use, but as bringing parallel lines into play that
+ subdivide charmingly the lower portion of the walls and add to
+ their light appearance--that the whole 'combination' is
+ complete--and that the 'plain man' is, as usual, 'out of it.'--I
+ am, Sir, etc.,
+
+ "J. MCNEILL WHISTLER."
+
+The question of fair dealing and good manners in this matter I could
+not leave in better hands than your own, and I will only add that
+hitherto I have always met with the utmost readiness on the part of
+the press to receive into their columns any reply, however opposed to
+assertions of their own.
+
+Surely it is but poor policy this peremptory attempt to maintain in
+authority the weak and blundering one, that he may destroy himself
+and bring sorrow upon his people.
+
+Rather let him be thrust from his post, that he may be "brayed in a
+mortar among wheat with a pestle"--that the Just be assuaged and
+foolishness depart from among us.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Interview with an ex-President_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, June 11, 1888.]
+
+The adverse vote by which the Royal Society of British Artists
+transferred its oath of allegiance from Mr. Whistler is for the time
+the chief topic of conversation in artistic circles.... We instructed
+our representative to visit Mr. Whistler to obtain his explanation of
+the affair.
+
+"The state of affairs?" said Mr. Whistler, in his light and airy way,
+raising his eyebrows and twinkling his eyes, as if it were all the
+best possible fun in the world; "why, my dear sir, there's positively
+_no_ state of affairs at all. Contrary to public declaration, there's
+actually nothing chaotic in the whole business; on the contrary,
+everything is in order, and just as it should be. The survival of the
+fittest as regards the presidency, don't you see, and, well--Suffolk
+Street is itself again! A new government has come in, and, as I told
+the members the other night, I congratulate the Society on the result
+of their vote, for no longer can it be said that the right man is
+in the wrong place. No doubt their pristine sense of undisturbed
+somnolence will again settle upon them after the exasperated mental
+condition arising from the unnatural strain recently put upon the old
+ship. Eh? what? Ha! ha!"
+
+"You do not then consider the Society as out of date? You do not
+think, as is sometimes said, that the establishment of the Grosvenor
+took away the _raison d'etre_ and original intention of the
+Society--that of being a foil to the Royal Academy?"
+
+"I can hardly say what was originally intended, but I do know that it
+was originally full of hope, and even determination; shown in a manner
+by their getting a Royal Charter--the only art society in London, I
+believe, that has one.
+
+"But by degrees it lapsed into a condition of incapacity--a sort of
+secondary state,--do you see, till it acknowledged itself a species of
+_creche_ for the Royal Academy. Certain it is that when I came into it
+the prevalent feeling among all the men was that their best work
+should go to 'another place.'
+
+"I felt that this sense of inferiority was fatal to the well-being of
+the place.
+
+"For that reason I attempted to bring about a sense of _esprit de
+corps_ and ambition, which culminated in what might be called
+'my first offence'--by my proposition that members belonging to other
+societies should hold no official position in ours. I wanted to make
+it an art centre," continued Mr. Whistler, with a sudden vigour and an
+earnestness for which the public would hardly give credit to this
+Master of Badinage and Apostle of Persiflage; "they wanted it to
+remain a shop, although I said to them, 'Gentlemen, don't you perceive
+that as shopmen you have already failed, don't you see, eh?' But they
+were under the impression that the sales decreased under my methods
+and my _regime_, and ignored the fact that sales had declined all over
+the country from all sorts of causes, commercial, and so on.
+
+Their only chance lay in the art tone of the place, for the
+old-fashioned pictures had ceased to become saleable wares--buyers
+simply wouldn't buy them. But members' work I _couldn't_, by the
+rules, eliminate--only the bad outsiders were choked off."
+
+"Then how do you explain the bitterness of all the opposition?"
+
+"A question of 'pull devil, pull baker,' and the devil has gone and
+the bakers remain in Suffolk Street! Ha! ha! Here is a list of the
+fiendish party who protested against the thrusting forth of their
+president in such an unceremonious way:--
+
+"Alfred Stevens, Theodore Roussel, Nelson Maclean, Macnab, Waldo
+Story, A. Ludovici, jun., Sidney Starr, Francis James, W. A. Rixon,
+Aubrey Hunt, Moffatt P. Lindner, E. G. Girardot, Ludby, Arthur Hill,
+Llewellyn, W. Christian Symons, C. Wyllie, A. F. Grace, J. E. Grace,
+J. D. Watson, Jacomb Hood, Thornley, J. J. Shannon, and Charles Keen.
+Why, the very flower of the Society! and whom have they left--_bon
+Dieu!_ whom have they left?"
+
+"It was a hard fight then?"
+
+"My dear sir, they brought up the maimed, the halt, the lame, and the
+blind--literally--like in Hogarth's 'Election;' they brought up
+everything but corpses, don't you know!--very well!"
+
+"But all this hardly explains the bitterness of the feud and personal
+enmity to you."
+
+"What? Don't you see? My presidential career had in a manner been a
+busy one. When I took charge of the ship I found her more or less
+water-logged. Well, I put the men to the pumps, and thoroughly shook
+up the old vessel; had her re-rigged re-cleaned, and painted--and
+finally I was graciously permitted to run up the Royal Standard to the
+masthead, and brought her fully to the fore, ready for action--as
+became a Royal flagship! And as a natural result mutiny at once set
+in!
+
+"Don't you see," he continued, with one of his strident laughs,
+"what might be considered, by the thoughtless, as benefits, were
+resented, by the older and wiser of the crew, as innovations and
+intrusions of an impertinent and offensive nature. But the immediate
+result was that interest in the Society was undeniably developed, not
+only at home, but certainly abroad. Notably in Paris all the art
+circle was keenly alive to what was taking place in Suffolk Street;
+and, although their interest in other institutions in this country had
+previously flagged, there was the strong willingness to take part in
+its exhibitions.
+
+For example, there was Alfred Stevens, who showed his own sympathy
+with the progressive efforts by becoming a member. And look at the
+throngs of people that crowded our private views--eh? ha! ha! what!
+But what will you!--the question is, after all, purely a parochial
+one--and here I would stop to wonder, if I do not seem pathetic and
+out of character, why the Artist is naturally an object of
+vituperation to the Vestryman?--Why am _I_--who, of course, as you
+know, am charming--why am I the pariah of my parish?
+
+"Why should these people do other than delight in me?--Why should they
+perish rather than forgive the one who had thrust upon them honour and
+success?"
+
+"And the moral of it all?"
+
+Mr. Whistler became impressive--almost imposing--as he stroked his
+moustache, and tried to hide a smile behind his hand.
+
+"The organisation of this 'Royal Society of British Artists' as shown
+by its very name, tended perforce to this final convulsion, resulting
+in the separation of the elements of which it was composed. They could
+not remain together, and so you see the 'Artists' have come out, and
+the 'British' remain--and peace and sweet obscurity are restored to
+Suffolk Street!--Eh? What? Ha! ha!"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Statistics_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, July 6, 1888.]
+
+Since our interview with Mr. Whistler curious statements have been set
+afloat concerning the question of finance ... giving circumstantial
+evidence of the disaster brought upon the Society by the enforcement
+of the Whistlerian policy:--
+
+This evidence, which is very interesting, is as follows:--The sales of
+the Society during the year 1881 were under L5000; 1882, under L6000;
+1883, under L7000; 1884, under L8000; 1885 (the first year of Mr.
+Whistler's rule), they fell to under L4000; 1886, under L3000; 1887,
+under L2000; and the present year, under L1000.
+
+On the other hand, the fact of the Society having made itself
+responsible to Mr. Whistler for a loan raised by him to meet a sudden
+expenditure for repairs, is also true; but the unwisdom of the
+president and members of any society having money transactions
+between them need hardly be commented upon here....
+
+Mr. Wyke Bayliss, the new president, strikes one as being "a strong
+man"--shrewd, logical, and self-restrained. The author of several
+books and pamphlets on the more imaginative realm of art, he is, one
+would say, as much permeated by religion as he is by art; to both of
+these qualities, curiously enough, his canvases, which usually deal
+with cathedral interiors of cheery hue, bear witness.
+
+The hero of three Bond Street "one-man exhibitions," a Board-school
+chairman, a lecturer, champion chess-player of Surrey, a member of the
+Rochester Diocesan Council, a Shaksperian student, a Fellow of the
+Society of Cyclists, a Fellow of the Society of Antiquarians, and
+public orator of Noviomagus ... he is surely one of the most versatile
+men who ever occupied a presidential chair....
+
+
+
+
+_A Retrospect_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR
+ OF THE "PALL MALL GAZETTE:"_
+
+Sir,--The Royal Society of British Artists is, perhaps, by this time
+again unknown to your agitated readers--but I would recall a brilliant
+number of the _Pall Mall Gazette_ (July 1888), in which mischievous
+amusement was sought, with statistics from a newly elected
+President--Mr. Bayliss (Wyke).
+
+Believing it to be, in an official and dull way, more becoming that
+the appointed Council of this same Society should deal with the
+resulting chaos, I have, until now, waited for a slight washing of
+hands, as who should say, on their part as representing the gentle
+deprecation of, I assure you, the respectable body in Suffolk Street.
+
+Well, no!--It was doubtless adjudged wiser, or milder, to "live it
+down," and now it, I really believe, behoves me, in a weary way,
+to remind you of the document in question, and, for the sake of
+commonplace, uninteresting, and foolish fact, to lift up my parable
+and declare fallacious that which was supposed to be true, and
+generally to bore myself, and perhaps even you, the all-patient one,
+with what, I fear, we others care but little for--parish matters.
+
+In the article, then, entitled "The Royal Society of British Artists
+and its Future--An Interview with the New President"--a most appalling
+volley of figures was fired off at _brule-pour-point_ distance. Under
+this deafening detonation I, having no habit, sat for days
+incapable--dreaming vaguely that when a President should see fit to
+wash his people's linen in the open, there must be indeed crime at
+least on the part of the offender at whose instigation such official
+sacrifice of dignity could come about. _I_ was the offender, and for a
+while I sincerely believed that disaster had been brought upon this
+Royal Society by my own casual self. But behold, upon closer
+inspection, these threatening figures are meretricious and misleading,
+as was the building account of the early Philanthropist who, in the
+days of St. Paul, meant well, and was abruptly discouraged by that
+clear-headed apostle.
+
+Mr. Bayliss tells us that: "The sales of the Society during the
+year 1881 were under," whatever that may mean, "L5000; 1882, under
+L6000; 1883, under L7000; 1884, under L8000; in 1885 ('the first year
+of Mr. Whistler's rule') they fell to under L4000; 1886, under L3000;
+1887, under L2000; and the present year, under L1000."
+
+But also Mr. Bayliss takes this rare occasion of attention, to assert
+his various qualifications for his post as head of painters in the
+street of Suffolk, and so we learn that he is:--
+
+"Chairman of the Board-school in his own district," "Champion
+chess-player of Surrey," "A member of the Diocesan Council of
+Rochester," "Fellow of the Society of Cyclists," and "Public Orator of
+Noviomagus."
+
+As chess-player he may have intuitively bethought himself of a
+move--possibly the happy one,--who knows?--which in the provinces
+obtained him a cup; as Diocesan Councilman he may have supposed
+Rochester indifferent to the means used for an end; but as Public
+Cyclist of the Royal Society of Noviomagus his experience must be
+opposed to any such bluff as going his entire pile on a left bower
+only!
+
+When I recovered my courage--what did I find?--first my unimpaired
+intelligence, and then my memory.
+
+Now, to my intelligence, it becomes patent that the chairman of a
+Clapham School-board, proposes by his figures to prove, that the
+income of the sacrificed Society had of late years steadily
+increased:--"In 1881, under L5000; 1882, under L6000; 1883, under
+L7000; 1884, under L8000," until, under the baneful reign of terror
+and Whistler in 1885--"the first year" of the sacrilegious era--the
+receipts fell to L4000--and have continued to decrease until, in this
+present year, they fall to the miserable sum of under a thousand
+pounds--a revelation! discreet, statesmanlike, and worthy the orator
+at his best!
+
+Unfortunately for the triumph of such audacious demonstration, my
+revived memory points out that Mr. Whistler was only elected President
+in June 1886, and, in conformity with the ancient rules and amusing
+customs of the venerable body, only came into office six months
+afterwards--that is, practically, in January 1887. Again, with this
+last exhibition, he, as everybody knows, had nothing whatever to do.
+
+Immediately, therefore, the conclusion is "quite other" than that put
+forth by the Cyclist of his suburb, and we arrive at the, for once, not
+unamusing "fact" that the disastrous and simple Painter Whistler only
+took in hand the reins of government at least a year after the former
+driver had been pitched from his box, and half the money-bags had
+been already lost!--from L8000 to L4000 at one fatal swoop! and the
+beginning of the end had set in! Indeed, this may have been one of the
+strong reasons for his own election by an overwhelming minority of
+hysterical and panic-stricken passengers.
+
+Now, though he did his best, and cried aloud that the coach was safe,
+and called it Royal, and proposed to carry the mail, confidence,
+difficult to restore, waited for proof, and although fresh paint was
+spread upon the panels, and the President coachman wore his hat with
+knowing air, on one side and handled the ribbons lightly, and dandled
+the drag, inviting jauntily the passer-by, the public recognized the
+ramshackle old "conveyance," and scoffingly refused to trust
+themselves in the hearse.
+
+"Four thousand pounds!" down it went--L3000--L2000--the figures are
+Wyke's--and this season, the ignominious "L1000 or under," is none of
+my booking! and when last I saw the mad machine it was still cycling
+down the hill.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The New Dynasty_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Morning Post._]
+
+Sir--Pray accept my compliments, and be good enough to inform me at
+once by whose authority, and upon what pretence, the painting,
+designed and executed by myself, upon the panel at the entrance of the
+galleries of Suffolk Street, has been defaced. Tampering with the work
+of an artist, however obscure, is held to be, in what might be called
+the international laws of the whole Art world, so villainous an
+offence, that I must at present decline to entertain the
+responsibility of the very distinguished and Royal Society of British
+Artists, for what must be due to the rash, and ill-considered, zeal of
+some enthusiastic and untutored underling.
+
+Awaiting your reply, I have the honour to be, Sir, your obedient,
+humble servant,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ [Sidenote: _Telegram to Council of Royal Society of
+ British Artists:_
+
+ "Congratulations upon dignity maintained as Artists left
+ in charge of a brother Artist's work, and upon graceful
+ bearing as officers toward their late
+ President."--WHISTLER.]
+
+
+ TO THE HON. SECRETARY
+ OF THE ROYAL SOCIETY OF BRITISH ARTISTS.
+ March 30, 1889.
+
+
+
+
+_An Embroidered Interview_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, April 3, 1889.]
+
+"Well, Mr. Whistler, they say they only painted out your butterfly
+from the signboard, and changed the date. What do you say?"
+
+"What do I say? That they have been guilty of an act of villainous
+Vandalism."
+
+"Will you tell me the history of the Board?"
+
+"When I was elected to the presidency of the Society I offered to
+paint a signboard which should proclaim to the passer-by the name and
+nature of the Society. My offer was accepted, and the Board was sent
+down to my studio, where I treated it as I should a most distinguished
+sitter--as a picture or an etching--throwing my artistic soul into the
+Board, which gradually became a Board no longer, as it grew into a
+picture. You say they say it was only a butterfly. Mendacity could go
+no further. I painted a _lion_ and a butterfly. The lion lay with the
+butterfly--a harmony in gold and red, with which I had taken as much
+trouble as I did with the best picture I ever painted. And now
+they have clothed my golden lion clumsily, awkwardly, and timorously
+with a dirty coat of black. My butterfly has gone, the checks and
+lines, which I had treated decoratively, have disappeared. Am I not
+justified in calling it a piece of gross Vandalism?"
+
+"What course would you have recommended? You had gone; the Board
+remained: perhaps it was weather-beaten--what could they do?"
+
+"They should have taken the Board down, sir, taken the Board down, not
+dared to destroy my work--taken the Board down, returned it to me, and
+got another Board of their own to practise on. Good heavens! You say
+to my face it was only a Board. You say they _only_ painted out my
+butterfly. It is as if you were condoling with a man who had been
+robbed and stripped, and said to him, 'Never mind. It is well it is no
+worse. You have escaped easily. Why, you might have had your throat
+cut.'"
+
+And Mr. Whistler's Mephistophelian form disappeared into the black of
+the night.
+
+
+
+
+_The "Pall Mall" Puzzled_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, April 4, 1889.]
+
+Mr. Whistler begs me to insert the following note exactly as it
+stands. I haven't the slightest idea what it means, but here it is
+with "_mes compliments_":--
+
+"TO THE INTERVIEWER OF THE _Pall Mall Gazette_:
+
+"Good! very good! Prettily put, as becomes the _Pall Mall_, and yet
+you cannot be reproached with being 'too fine for your audience!'
+
+"I wish I _could_ say these things as you do for me, even at the risk
+of, at last, being understood. _Mes Compliments!_"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Official Bumbledom_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: To the Editor of _The Morning Post_]
+
+Sir--As you have considered Mr. Whistler's letter worthy of
+publication, I ask you to complete the publication by inserting this
+simple statement of the facts as they occurred. The notice board of
+the Royal Society of British Artists bears on a red ground, in letters
+of gold, the title of the Society. To this Mr. Whistler, during his
+presidency, added with his own hand a decorative device of a lion and
+a butterfly. On the eve of our private view it was found that, while
+the title of the Society, being in pure gold, remained untarnished,
+Mr. Whistler's designs, being executed in spurious metals, had nearly
+disappeared, and what little remained of them was of a dirty brown.
+The board could not be put up in that state. The lion, however, was
+not so badly drawn as to make it necessary to do anything more than
+restore it in permanent colour, and that has accordingly been done.
+But as the notice board was no longer the actual work of Mr.
+Whistler, it would manifestly have been improper to have left the
+butterfly (his well-known signature) attached to it, even if it had
+not appeared in so crushed a state. The soiled butterfly was therefore
+effaced.
+
+ Yours, &c.,
+ WYKE BAYLISS,
+ CLAPHAM.
+April 1, 1889.
+
+
+
+
+"_Aussi que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?_"
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Morning Post._]
+
+Sir--I have read Mr. Bayliss's letter, and am disarmed. I feel the
+folly of kicking against the parish pricks. These things are right in
+Clapham, by the common.
+
+ "_V'la ce que c'est, c'est bien fait--
+ Fallait pas qu'il y aille! fallait pas qu'il y aille!_"
+
+And when, one of these days, all traces of history shall, by dint of
+much turpentine, and more Bayliss, have been effaced from the board
+that "belongs to us," I shall be justified, and it will be boldly
+denied by some dainty student that the delicate butterfly was _ever_
+"soiled" in Suffolk Street.
+
+ Yours, &c.,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Royal Society of British Artists and their Signboard_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Athenaeum_, April 27, 1889.]
+
+Sir--The moment has now arrived when, it seems to me proper that, in
+your journal, one of the recognized Art organs of the country, should
+be recorded the details of an incident in which the element of grave
+offence is, not unnaturally, quite missed by the people in their
+indignation at the insignificance of the object to which public
+attention has so unwarrantably been drawn--a "notice board"!--the
+common sign of commerce!
+
+Now, however slight might be the value of the work in question
+destroyed, it is surely of startling interest to know that _work may
+be destroyed_, or worse still, defaced and tampered with, at the
+present moment in full London, with the joyous approval of the major
+part of the popular press.
+
+I leave to your comment the fact that in this instance the act is
+committed with the tacit consent of a body of gentlemen officially
+styled "artists," at the instigation of their president, as he
+unblushingly acknowledges, and will here distinctly state that the
+"notice board of the Royal Society of British Artists" _did not_ "bear
+on a red ground, in letters of gold, the title of the Society," and
+that "to this Mr. Whistler, during his presidency," _did not_ "add
+with his own hand a decorative device of a lion and a butterfly." This
+damning evidence, though in principle irrelevant--for what becomes of
+the soul of a "Diocesan member of the Council of Clapham" is,
+artistically, a matter of small moment--I nevertheless bring forward
+as the only one that will at present be at all considered or even
+understood.
+
+The "notice board" was of the familiar blue enamel, well known in
+metropolitan use, with white lettering, announcing that the exhibition
+of the Incorporated Society of British Artists was held above, and
+that for the sum of one shilling the public might enter.
+
+I myself mixed the "red ground," and myself placed, "in letters of
+gold, the" _new_ "title" upon it--in proper relation to the decorative
+scheme of the whole design, of which it formed naturally an
+all-important feature. The date was that of the Society's Royal grant,
+and in commemoration of its new birth. With the offending Butterfly,
+it has now been effaced in one clean sweep of independence, while the
+lion, "not so badly drawn," was differently dealt with--it was
+found not "necessary to do anything more than restore it in permanent
+colour, and that," with a bottle of Brunswick black, "has accordingly
+been done;" and, as Mr. Bayliss adds, with unpremeditated truth, in
+the thoughtless pride of achievement, "the notice board was no longer
+the actual work of Mr. Whistler!"
+
+This exposure of Mr. Bayliss's direct method I have wickedly withheld,
+in order that the Philistine impulse of the country should declare
+itself in all its freshness of execration before it could be checked
+by awkward discovery of mere mendacity, and a timid sense of danger,
+called justice.
+
+Everything has taken place as I pleasantly foresaw, and there is by
+this time, with the silent exception of one or two cautious dailies,
+scarcely a lay paper in the land that has been able to refrain from
+joining in the hearty yell of delight at the rare chance of coarsely,
+publicly, and safely insulting an artist! In this eagerness to affront
+the man they have irretrievably and ridiculously committed themselves
+to open sympathy with the destruction of his work.
+
+I wish coldly to chronicle this fact in the archives of the _Athenaeum_
+for the future consideration of the cultured New Zealander.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Official Letter_
+
+
+Sir,--I beg to acknowledge the receipt of your letter, officially
+informing me that the Committee award me a second-class gold medal.
+
+Pray convey my sentiments of tempered and respectable joy to the
+gentlemen of the Committee, and my complete appreciation of the
+second-hand compliment paid me.
+
+ And I have, Sir,
+ The honour to be
+ Your most humble, obedient servant,
+
+ J. MCNEILL WHISTLER.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ TO THE 1ST SECRETARY,
+ CENTRAL COMMITTEE,
+ INTERNATIONAL ART EXHIBITION, MUNICH.
+
+
+
+
+_The Home of Taste_
+
+_The Ideas of Mr. Blankety Blank on House Decoration_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, Dec. 1, 1888.]
+
+The other day I happened to call on Mr. Blank,--Japanese Blank, you
+know, whose house is in far Fulham. The garden door flew open at my
+summons, and my eye was at once confronted with a house, the hue of
+whose face reminded me of a Venetian palazzo, for it was of a subdued
+pink.... If the exterior was Venetian, however, the interior was a
+compound of Blank and Japan. Attracted by the curiously pretty hall, I
+begged the artist to explain this--the newest style of house
+decoration.
+
+I need not say that Blank, being a man of an _original_ turn of mind,
+with the decorative bump strongly developed, holds what are at present
+peculiar views upon wall papers, room tones, and so on. The day is
+dark and gloomy, yet once within the halls of Blank there is sweetness
+and light.
+
+You must look through the open door into a luminous little chamber
+covered with a soft wash of lemon yellow.
+
+From the antechamber we passed through the open door into a large
+drawing-room, of the same soft lemon-yellow hue. The blinds were down,
+the fog reigned without, and yet you would have thought that the sun
+was in the room.
+
+Here let me pause in my description, and put on record the gist of our
+conversation concerning the Home of Taste.
+
+"Now, Mr. Blank, would you tell me how you came to prefer tones to
+papers?"
+
+"Here the walls used to be covered with a paper of a sombre green,
+which oppressed me and made me sad," said Blank. 'Why cannot I bring
+the sun into the house,' I said to myself, 'even in this land of fog
+and clouds?' Then I thought of my experiment and invoked the aid of
+the British house-painter. He brought his colours and his buckets, and
+I stood over him as he mixed his washes.
+
+"One night, when the work was nearing completion, one of them caught
+sight of himself in the mirror, and remarked with astonishment upon
+the loveliness of his own features. It was the lemon-yellow
+beautifying the British workman's flesh tones.
+
+"I assure you the effect of a room full of people in evening dress
+seen against the yellow ground is extraordinary, and," added Blank,
+"perhaps flattering."
+
+"Then do I understand that you would remove all wall papers?"
+
+"A good ground for distemper," chuckled Mr. Blank.
+
+"But you propose to inaugurate a revolution."
+
+"I don't go so far as that, but I am glad to be able to introduce my
+ideas of house furnishing and house decoration to the public," said
+Blank, "and I may tell you that when I go to America with my Paris
+pictures, I shall try and decorate a house according to my own ideas,
+and ask the Americans to think about the matter."
+
+
+
+
+_Another Poacher in the Chelsea Preserves_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Dec. 26, 1888.]
+
+Atlas--Nothing matters but the unimportant; so, at the risk of
+advertising an Australian immigrant of Fulham--who, like the Kangaroo
+of his country, is born with a pocket and puts everything into
+it--and, in spite of much wise advice, we ought not to resist the joy
+of noticing how readily a hurried contemporary has fallen a prey to
+its superficial knowledge of its various departments, and, culminating
+in a "Special Edition" last week to embody a lengthy interview headed
+"The Home of Taste," has discovered again the nest of the mare that
+was foaled years ago!
+
+How, by the way, so smart a paper should have printed its _naif_
+emotions of ecstasy before the false colours which the "Kangaroo" has
+hoisted over his bush, defies all usual explanation, but clearly the
+jaunty reporter whose impudent familiarity, on a former memorable
+occasion, achieved my wondering admiration, must have been, in stress
+of business, replaced by a novice who had never breakfasted with
+you and me, Atlas, and the rest of the world, in the "lemon-yellow,"
+of whose beautiful tone he now, for the first time, is so completely
+convinced.
+
+The "hue" on the "face" of the Fulham "Palazzo" he moreover calls
+"Venetian," and is pleased with it--and so was I, Atlas--_for I mixed
+it myself_!
+
+And yet, O Atlas, they say that I cannot keep a friend--my dear, I
+cannot afford it--and _you_ only keep for me their scalps!
+
+"Many, when a thing was lent them, reckoned it to be found, and put
+them to trouble that helped them."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Suggestion_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Truth_, March 28, 1889.]
+
+A certain painter has given himself away to an American journalist,
+unless that gentleman has romanced, in the _Philadelphia Daily News_.
+According to him this person explained how he managed the press, and
+how he claimed to be the inventor of the system associated with the
+name of Mr. Whistler. The Art clubs and the studios have been flooded
+with the _Philadelphia Daily News_. Mr. Whistler sent on his own copy
+to the pretender, with the following note:--
+
+ "You will blow your brains out, of course. Pigott has shown you
+ what to do under the circumstances, and you know your way to
+ Spain. Good-bye!"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Habit of Second Natures_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Truth_, Jan. 2, 1890.]
+
+Most Valiant _Truth_--Among your ruthless exposures of the shams of
+to-day, nothing, I confess, have I enjoyed with keener relish than
+your late tilt at that arch-impostor and pest of the period--the
+all-pervading plagiarist!
+
+I learn, by the way, that in America he may, under the "Law of '84,"
+as it is called, be criminally prosecuted, incarcerated, and made to
+pick oakum, as he has hitherto picked brains--and pockets!
+
+How was it that, in your list of culprits, you omitted that fattest of
+offenders--our own Oscar?
+
+His methods are brought again freshly to my mind, by the indefatigable
+and tardy Romeike, who sends me newspaper cuttings of "Mr. Herbert
+Vivian's Reminiscences," in which, among other entertaining anecdotes,
+is told at length, the story of Oscar simulating the becoming pride of
+author, upon a certain evening, in the club of the Academy students,
+and arrogating to himself the responsibility of the lecture,
+with which, at his earnest prayer, I had, in good fellowship, crammed
+him, that he might not add deplorable failure to foolish appearance,
+in his anomalous position, as art expounder, before his clear-headed
+audience.
+
+He went forth, on that occasion, as my St. John--but, forgetting that
+humility should be his chief characteristic, and unable to withstand
+the unaccustomed respect with which his utterances were received, he
+not only trifled with my shoe, but bolted with the latchet!
+
+Mr. Vivian, in his book, tells us, further on, that lately, in an
+article in the _Nineteenth Century_ on the "Decay of Lying," Mr. Wilde
+has deliberately and incautiously incorporated, "without a word of
+comment," a portion of the well-remembered letter in which, after
+admitting his rare appreciation and amazing memory, I acknowledge that
+"Oscar has the courage of the opinions ... of others!"
+
+My recognition of this, his latest proof of open admiration, I send
+him in the following little note, which I fancy you may think _a
+propos_ to publish, as an example to your readers, in similar
+circumstances, of noble generosity in sweet reproof, tempered, as it
+should be, to the lamb in his condition:--
+
+"Oscar, you have been down the area again, I see!
+
+"I had forgotten you, and so allowed your hair to grow over the sore
+place. And now, while I looked the other way, you have stolen _your
+own scalp_! and potted it in more of your pudding.
+
+"Labby has pointed out that, for the detected plagiarist, there is
+still one way to self-respect (besides hanging himself, of course),
+and that is for him boldly to declare, 'Je prends mon bien la ou je le
+trouve.'
+
+"You, Oscar, can go further, and with fresh effrontery, that will
+bring you the envy of all criminal _confreres_, unblushingly boast,
+'Moi, je prends _son_ bien la ou je le trouve!'"
+
+Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_In the Market Place_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Truth_, Jan. 9, 1890.]
+
+Sir--I can hardly imagine that the public are in the very smallest
+degree interested in the shrill shrieks of "Plagiarism" that proceed
+from time to time out of the lips of silly vanity or incompetent
+mediocrity.
+
+However, as Mr. James Whistler has had the impertinence to attack me
+with both venom and vulgarity in your columns, I hope you will allow
+me to state that the assertions contained in his letters are as
+deliberately untrue as they are deliberately offensive.
+
+The definition of a disciple as one who has the courage of the
+opinions of his master is really too old even for Mr. Whistler to be
+allowed to claim it, and as for borrowing Mr. Whistler's ideas about
+art, the only thoroughly original ideas I have ever heard him express
+have had reference to his own superiority as a painter over painters
+greater than himself.
+
+It is a trouble for any gentleman to have to notice the
+lucubrations of so ill-bred and ignorant a person as Mr. Whistler, but
+your publication of his insolent letter left me no option in the
+matter.--I remain, Sir, faithfully yours,
+
+ OSCAR WILDE.
+
+
+
+
+_Panic_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Truth_, Jan. 16, 1890.]
+
+O truth!--Cowed and humiliated, I acknowledge that our Oscar is at
+last original. At bay, and sublime in his agony, he certainly has, for
+once, borrowed from no living author, and comes out in his own true
+colours--as his own "gentleman."
+
+How shall I stand against his just anger, and his damning allegations!
+for it must be clear to your readers, that, beside his clean polish,
+as prettily set forth in his epistle, I, alas! am but the "ill-bred
+and ignorant person," whose "lucubrations" "it is a trouble" for him
+"to notice."
+
+Still will I, desperate as is my condition, point out that though
+"impertinent," "venomous," and "vulgar," he claims me as his
+"master"--and, in the dock, bases his innocence upon such relation
+between us.
+
+In all humility, therefore, I admit that the outcome of my "silly
+vanity and incompetent mediocrity," must be the incarnation: "Oscar
+Wilde." _Mea culpa!_ the Gods may perhaps forgive and forget.
+
+To you, _Truth_--champion of the truth--I leave the brave task of
+proclaiming again that the story of the lecture to the students of the
+Royal Academy was, as I told it to you, no fiction.
+
+In the presence of Mr. Waldo Story did Oscar make his prayer for
+preparation; and at his table was he entrusted with the materials for
+his crime.
+
+You also shall again unearth, in the _Nineteenth Century Review_ of
+Jan. 1889, page 37, the other appropriated property, slily stowed
+away, in an article on "The Decay of Lying"--though why Decay!
+
+To shirk this matter thus is craven, doubtless; but I am awe-stricken
+and tremble, for truly, "the rage of the sheep is terrible!"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Just Indignation_
+
+
+Oscar--How dare you! What means this disguise?
+
+ [Sidenote: Upon perceiving the Poet, in Polish cap and
+ green overcoat, befrogged, and wonderfully befurred.]
+
+Restore those things to Nathan's, and never again let me find you
+masquerading the streets of my Chelsea in the combined costumes of
+Kossuth and Mr. Mantalini!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Advanced Critic_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, March 28, 1888.]
+
+Sir--I find myself obliged to notice the critical review of the "Ten
+o'Clock," that appeared in your paper (March 6).
+
+In the interest of my publishers, I beg to state formally that the
+work has not as yet been issued at all--and I would point out that
+what is still in the hands of the printer, cannot possibly have fallen
+into the fingers of your incautious contributor!
+
+The early telegram is doubtless the ambition of this smart, though
+premature and restless one--but he is wanting in habit, and unhappy in
+his haste!--What will you? The _Pall Mall_ and the people have been
+imposed upon.
+
+Be good enough, Sir, to insert this note, lest the public suppose,
+upon your authority, that the "Ten o'Clock," as yet unseen in the
+window of Piccadilly, has, in consequence of this sudden summing up,
+been hurriedly withdrawn from circulation.--I am, Sir,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The Advantage of Explanation_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, March 31, 1888.]
+
+Sir--Just three weeks after publication Mr. Whistler "finds himself
+obliged to notice the critical review of the 'Ten o'Clock' that
+appeared in your paper." He points out that "what is still in the
+hands of the printer cannot possibly have fallen into the fingers of
+your incautious contributor." I do not pretend to be acquainted with
+the multitudinous matters that may be in the hands of his publishers'
+printers. But I can declare--and you, Sir, will corroborate me--that a
+printed copy of Mr. Whistler's smart but misleading lecture was placed
+in my hands for review, and, moreover, that the notice did not appear
+until the pamphlet was duly advertised by Messrs. Chatto and Windus as
+ready. It is, of course, a matter of regret to me if, as Mr. Whistler
+suggests, his publishers' interests are likely to suffer from the
+review; but if an author's work, in the reviewer's opinion, be
+full of rash statement and mischievous doctrine, the publishers must
+submit to the risk of frank criticism. But it will be observed that
+Mr. Whistler is merely seeking to create an impression that your
+Reviewer never saw the work he criticized, which is surely not a
+creditable position to take up, even by a sensitive man writhing under
+adverse criticism.--I am, Sir, most obediently,
+
+ YOUR REVIEWER.
+
+
+
+
+_Testimony_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, April 7, 1888.]
+
+Sir--My apologies, I pray you, to the much disturbed gentleman, "Your
+Reviewer," who complains that I have allowed "just three weeks" to go
+by without noticing his writing.
+
+Let me hasten, lest he be further offended, to acknowledge his answer,
+in Saturday's paper.
+
+After much matter, he comes unexpectedly upon a clear understanding of
+my letter--"It will be observed," he says naively, "that Mr. Whistler
+is merely seeking to create an impression that your Reviewer never saw
+the work he criticized,"--herein he is completely right, this is
+absolutely the impression I did seek to create--"which," he continues,
+"is surely not a creditable position to take up"--again I agree with
+him, and admit the sad spectacle a "Reviewer" presents in such
+position.
+
+He further "declares," and calls upon you, Sir, to "corroborate"
+him, "that a printed copy of Mr. Whistler's misleading lecture was
+placed in my hands for review"--and moreover, that "the notice did not
+appear until the pamphlet was duly advertised by Messrs. Chatto and
+Windus as ready."
+
+Pausing to note that if the lecture had not seemed misleading to him,
+it would surely not have been worth uttering at all, I come to the
+copy in question--this could only have been a printed proof, quaintly
+acquired--as will be seen by the following letter from Messrs. Chatto
+and Windus, which I must beg you Sir, to publish, with this note--as
+it deals also with the remaining point, the advertisement of the
+pamphlet,
+
+ And, I am, Sir,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+The following is the letter from Mr. Whistler's publishers:--
+
+ DEAR SIR--In reply to your question we have to say that we
+ certainly have not sent out any copy of the "Ten o'Clock" to the
+ press, or to anybody else excepting yourself. The work is still
+ in the printers' hands, and we have for a long time past
+ been advertising it only as "shortly" to be published; indeed,
+ only a few proofs have so far been taken from the type.
+
+ Yours faithfully,
+
+ CHATTO and WINDUS.
+
+
+
+
+_An Apostasy_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: Mr. Whistler's Lecture on Art, by Algernon
+ Charles Swinburne.
+
+ _Fortnightly Review_, June 1888.]
+
+To speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth may
+justly be required of the average witness; it cannot be expected, it
+should not be exacted, of any critical writer or lecturer on any form
+of art....
+
+... And it appears to one at least of those unfortunate "outsiders"
+for whose judgment or whose "meddling" Mr. Whistler has so imperial
+and Olympian a contempt....
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ "If" indeed!
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ "Cups and fans and screens," and Hamilton vases, and
+ figurines of Tanagra, and other "waterflies."
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+Let us begin at the end, as all reasonable people always do: we shall
+find that Mr. Whistler concedes to Greek art a place beside Japanese.
+Now this, on his own showing, will never do; it crosses, it
+contravenes, it nullifies, it pulverizes his theory or his principle
+of artistic limitation. If Japanese art is right in confining itself
+to what can be "broidered upon the fan"--and the gist of the whole
+argument is in favour of this assumption--then the sculpture which
+appeals, indeed, first of all to our perception of beauty, to the
+delight of the eye, to the wonder and the worship of the instinct or
+the sense, but which in every possible instance appeals also to far
+other intuitions and far other sympathies than these, is as absolutely
+wrong, as demonstrably inferior, as any picture or as any carving
+which may be so degenerate and so debased as to concern itself with a
+story or a subject. Assuredly Phidias thought of other things than
+"arrangements"[34] in marble--as certainly as AEschylus thought of
+other things than "arrangements" in metre. Nor, I am sorely afraid,
+can the adored Velasquez be promoted to a seat "at the foot of
+Fusi-yama." Japanese art is not merely the incomparable achievement of
+certain harmonies in colour; _it is the negation, the immolation, the
+annihilation of everything else_. By the code which accepts as the highest
+of models and of masterpieces the cups and fans and screens with which
+"the poor world" has been as grievously "pestered" of late years as ever
+it was in Shakespeare's time "with such waterflies"--"diminutives of
+nature"--as excited the scorn of his moralizing cynic, Velasquez is as
+unquestionably condemned as is Raphael or Titian. It is true that this
+miraculous power of hand (?)[35] makes beautiful for us the deformity
+of dwarfs, and dignifies the degradation of princes; but that
+is not the question. It is true, again, that Mr. Whistler's own merest
+"arrangements" in colour are lovely and effective;[36] but his
+portraits, to speak of these alone, are liable to the damning and
+intolerable imputation of possessing not merely other qualities than
+these, but qualities which actually appeal--I blush to remember and I
+shudder to record it--which actually appeal to the intelligence[37]
+and the emotions, to the mind and heart of the spectator. It would be
+quite useless for Mr. Whistler to protest--if haply he should be so
+disposed--that he never meant to put study of character and revelation
+of intellect into his portrait of Mr. Carlyle, or intense pathos of
+significance and tender depth of expression into the portrait of his
+own venerable mother. The scandalous fact remains, that he has done
+so; and in so doing has explicitly violated and implicitly abjured the
+creed and the canons, the counsels and the catechism of Japan....
+
+ [Note 34: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Because the Bard is blind, shall the Painter cease to
+ see?
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ [Note 35: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Quite hopeless!
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ [Note 36: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Whereby it would seem that, for the Bard, the lovely is
+ not necessarily "effective."
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ [Note 37: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ The "lovely," therefore, confessedly does not appeal to
+ the intelligence, emotions, mind, and heart of the Bard
+ even when aided by the "effective."
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Of course I do mean this thing--though most imprudent
+ was the saying of it!--for this Art truth the Poet
+ resents with the people.--June 1888.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+And when Mr. Whistler informs us that "there never was an artistic
+period," we must reply that the statement, so far as it is true, is
+the flattest of all possible truisms; for no mortal ever maintained
+that there ever was a period in which all men were either good
+artists or good judges of art. But when we pass from the positive to
+the comparative degree of historic or retrospective criticism, we must
+ask whether the lecturer means to say that there have not been times
+when the general standard of taste and judgment, reason and
+perception, was so much higher than at other times and such periods
+may justly and accurately be defined as artistic. If he does mean to
+say this, he is beyond answer and beneath confutation; in other words,
+he is where an artist of Mr. Whistler's genius and a writer of Mr.
+Whistler's talents can by no possibility find himself. If he does not
+mean to say this, what he means to say is exactly as well worth
+saying, as valuable and as important a piece of information, as the
+news that Queen Anne is no more, or that two and two are not generally
+supposed to make five.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Je reviens donc de Pontoise!
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+But if the light and glittering bark of this brilliant amateur in the
+art of letters is not invariably steered with equal dexterity of hand
+between the Scylla and Charybdis of paradox and platitude, it is
+impossible that in its course it should not once and again touch
+upon some point worth notice, if not exploration. Even that
+miserable animal the "unattached writer" may gratefully and
+respectfully recognize his accurate apprehension and his felicitous
+application of well-nigh the most hackneyed verse in all the range of
+Shakespeare's--which yet is almost invariably misconstrued and
+misapplied--"One touch of nature makes the whole world kin;" and this,
+as the poet goes on to explain, is that all, with one consent, prefer
+worthless but showy novelties to precious but familiar possessions.
+"This one chord that vibrates with all," says Mr. Whistler, who
+proceeds to cite artistic examples of the lamentable fact, "this one
+unspoken sympathy that pervades humanity, is--Vulgarity." But the
+consequence which he proceeds to indicate and to deplore is calculated
+to strike his readers with a sense of mild if hilarious astonishment.
+It is that men of sound judgment and pure taste, quick feelings and
+clear perceptions, most unfortunately and most inexplicably begin to
+make their voices "heard in the land." Porson, as all the world knows,
+observed of the Germans of his day that "in Greek" they were "sadly to
+seek." It is no discredit to Mr. Whistler if this is his case also;
+but then he would do well to eschew the use of a Greek term lying so
+far out of the common way as the word "aesthete." Not merely the only
+accurate meaning, but the only possible meaning, of that word is
+nothing more, but nothing less, than this--an intelligent,
+appreciative, quick-witted person; in a word, as the lexicon has it,
+"one who perceives." The man who is no aesthete stands confessed,
+by the logic of language and the necessity of the case, as a
+thick-witted, tasteless, senseless, and impenetrable blockhead. I do
+not wish to insult Mr. Whistler, but I feel bound to avow my
+impression that there is no man now living who less deserves the
+honour of enrolment in such ranks as these--of a seat in the synagogue
+of the anaesthetic....
+
+... Such abuse of language is possible only to the drivelling
+desperation of venomous or fangless duncery: it is in higher and
+graver matters, of wider bearing and of deeper import, that we find it
+necessary to dispute the apparently serious propositions or assertions
+of Mr. Whistler. _How far the witty tongue may be thrust into the
+smiling cheek_ when the lecturer pauses to take breath between these
+remarkably brief paragraphs it would be certainly indecorous and
+possibly superfluous to inquire. But his theorem is unquestionably
+calculated to provoke the loudest and the heartiest mirth that ever
+acclaimed the advent of Momus or Erycina. For it is this--that
+[38]"Art and Joy go together," _and that_[39] _tragic art is not art
+at all_....
+
+ [Note 38: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Is not, then, the funeral hymn a gladness to the singer,
+ if the verse be beautiful?
+
+ Certainly the funeral monument, to be worthy the
+ Nation's sorrow buried beneath it, must first be a joy
+ to the sculptor who designed it.
+
+ The Bard's reasoning is of the People. His Tragedy is
+ _theirs_. As one of them, the _man_ may weep--yet will
+ the artist rejoice--for to him is not "A thing of beauty
+ a joy for ever"?
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ [Note 39: At what point of my "_O'clock_" does Mr.
+ Swinburne find this last--his own inconsequence?
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ Before the marvels of centuries, silence, the only
+ tribute of the outsider, is by him refused--and the
+ dignity of ignorance lost in speech.
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+... The laughing Muse of the lecturer, "quam Jocus circumvolat," must
+have glanced round in expectation of the general appeal, "After that
+let us take breath." And having done so, they must have remembered
+that they were not in a serious world; that they were in the fairyland
+of fans, in the paradise of pipkins, in the limbo of blue china,
+screens, pots, plates, jars, joss-houses, and all the fortuitous
+frippery of Fusi-yama.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ If an aesthete, the Bard is no collector!
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+It is a cruel but an inevitable Nemesis which reduces even a man of
+real genius, keen-witted and sharp-sighted, to the level of the critic
+Jobson, to the level of the _dotard and the dunce_, when paradox is
+discoloured by personality and merriment is distorted by malevolence.(!)
+No man who really knows the qualities of Mr. Whistler's best work will
+imagine that he really believes the highest expression of his art to
+be realized in reproduction of the grin and glare, the smirk and leer,
+of Japanese womanhood as represented in its professional types of
+beauty; but to all appearance he would fain persuade us that he does.
+
+In the latter of the two portraits to which I have already referred
+there is an expression of living character.... This, however, is an
+exception to the general rule of Mr. Whistler's way of work: an
+exception, it may be alleged, which proves the rule. A single
+infraction of the moral code, a single breach of artistic law,
+suffices to vitiate the position of the preacher. And this is no
+slight escapade, or casual aberration; it is a full and frank
+defiance, a deliberate and elaborate denial, hurled right in the
+face of Japanese jocosity, flung straight in the teeth of the theory
+which condemns high art, under penalty of being considered
+intelligent, to remain eternally on the grin.
+
+ [Sidenote: _REFLECTION:_
+
+ A keen commercial summing up--excused by the "Great
+ Emperor!"
+
+ [Illustration]]
+
+If it be objected that to treat this theorem gravely is "to consider
+too curiously" the tropes and the phrases of _a jester_ of genius, I
+have only to answer that it very probably may be so, but that the
+excuse for such error must be sought in the existence of the genius. A
+man of genius is scarcely at liberty to choose whether he shall or
+shall not be considered as a serious figure--one to be acknowledged
+and respected as an equal or a superior, not applauded and dismissed
+as _a tumbler or a clown_. And if the better part of Mr. Whistler's
+work as an artist is to be accepted as the work of a serious and
+intelligent creature, it would seem incongruous and preposterous to
+dismiss the more characteristic points of his theory as a lecturer
+with the chuckle or the shrug of mere amusement or amazement.
+Moreover, if considered as a joke, a mere joke, and nothing but a
+joke, this gospel of the grin has hardly matter or meaning enough in
+it to support so elaborate a structure of paradoxical rhetoric. It
+must be taken, therefore, as something serious in the main; and if so
+taken, and read by the light reflected from Mr. Whistler's more
+characteristically brilliant canvases, it may not improbably recall a
+certain phrase of Moliere's which at once passed into a proverb--"Vous
+etes orfevre, M. Josse." That worthy tradesman, it will be remembered,
+was of opinion that nothing could be so well calculated to restore a
+drooping young lady to mental and physical health as the present of a
+handsome set of jewels. _Mr. Whistler's opinion that there is nothing
+like leather--of a jovial and Japanese design--savours somewhat of the
+Oriental cordwainer._
+
+
+
+
+"_Et tu, Brute!_"
+
+
+Why, O brother! did you not consult with me before printing, in the
+face of a ribald world, _that you also misunderstand_, and are capable
+of saying so, with vehemence and repetition.
+
+Have I then left no man on his legs?--and have I shot down the singer
+in the far off, when I thought him safe at my side?
+
+Cannot the man who wrote _Atalanta_--and the _Ballads_ beautiful,--can
+he not be content to spend his life with _his_ work, which should be
+his love,--and has for him no misleading doubt and darkness--that he
+should so stray about blindly in his brother's flowerbeds and bruise
+himself!
+
+Is life then so long with him, and _his_ art so short, that he shall
+dawdle by the way and wander from his path, reducing his giant
+intellect--garrulous upon matters to him unknown, that the scoffer may
+rejoice and the Philistine be appeased while he takes up the
+parable of the mob and proclaims himself their spokesman and
+fellow-sufferer? O Brother! where is thy sting! O Poet! where is thy
+victory!
+
+How have I offended! and how shall you in the midst of your poisoned
+page hurl with impunity the boomerang rebuke? "Paradox is discoloured
+by personality, and merriment is distorted by malevolence."
+
+Who are you, deserting your Muse, that you should insult my Goddess
+with familiarity, and the manners of approach common to the reasoners
+in the marketplace. "Hearken to me," you cry, "and I will point out
+how this man, who has passed his life in her worship, is a tumbler and
+a clown of the booths--how he who has produced that which I fain must
+acknowledge--is a jester in the ring!"
+
+Do we not speak the same language? Are we strangers, then, or, in our
+Father's house are there so many mansions that you lose your way, my
+brother, and cannot recognize your kin?
+
+Shall I be brought to the bar by my own blood, and be borne false
+witness against before the plebeian people? Shall I be made to
+stultify myself by what I never said--and shall the strength of your
+testimony turn upon me? "If"--"If Japanese Art is right in confining
+itself to what can be broidered upon the fan" ... and again ...
+"that he really believes the highest expression of his art to be
+realized in reproduction of the grin and glare, the smirk and leer"
+... and further ... "the theory which condemns high art, under the
+penalty of being considered intelligent, to remain eternally on the
+grin" ... and much more!
+
+"Amateur writer!" Well should I deserve the reproach, had I ventured
+ever beyond the precincts of my own science--and fatal would have been
+the exposure, as you, with heedless boldness, have unwittingly proven.
+
+Art tainted with philanthropy--that better Art result!--Poet and
+Peabody!
+
+You have been misled--you have mistaken the pale demeanour and joined
+hands for an outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual
+earnestness. For you, these are the serious ones, and, for them, you
+others are the serious matter. Their joke is their work. For me--why
+should I refuse myself the grim joy of this grotesque tragedy--and,
+with them now, you all are my joke!
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Freeing a Last Friend_
+
+
+Bravo! Bard! and exquisitely written, I suppose, as becomes your
+state.
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, June 3, 1888. Letter to Mr.
+ Swinburne.]
+
+The scientific irrelevancies and solemn popularities, less elaborately
+embodied, I seem to have met with before--in papers signed by more
+than one serious and unqualified sage, whose mind also was not
+narrowed by knowledge.
+
+I have been "personal," you say; and, faith! you prove it!
+
+Thank you, my dear! I have lost a _confrere_; but, then, I have gained
+an acquaintance--one Algernon Swinburne--"outsider"--Putney.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_An Editor's Anxiety_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, April 26, 1889.]
+
+It is reported that Mr. Whistler, having received word that a drawing
+of his had been rejected by the Committee of the Universal Exhibition,
+arrived yesterday in Paris and withdrew all his remaining works,
+including an oil painting and six drawings. The French consider that
+he has been guilty of a breach of good manners. The _Paris_, for
+instance, points out that, after sending his works to the jury, he
+should have accepted their judgment, and appealed to the public by
+other methods.
+
+
+
+
+_Rassurez vous!_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, April 27, 1889.]
+
+Sir--You are badly informed--a risk you constantly run in your haste
+for pleasing news.
+
+I have not "withdrawn" my works "from the forthcoming Paris
+Exhibition."
+
+I transported my pictures from the American department to the British
+section of the "Exposition Internationale," where I prefer to be
+represented.
+
+"The French" have nothing, so far, to do with English or American
+exhibits.
+
+A little paragraph is a dangerous thing.
+
+ And I am, Sir,
+
+Chelsea.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Whistler's Grievance_
+
+
+ _AN ENTRAPPED INTERVIEW._
+
+ [Sidenote: _New York Herald_, Paris Edition, Oct. 3,
+ 1889.]
+
+The _Herald_ correspondent saw Mr. Whistler at the Hotel Suisse, and
+asked the artist about his affairs with the American Art Jury of the
+Exhibition.
+
+"I believe the _Herald_ made the statement," said Mr. Whistler, "that
+I had withdrawn all my etchings and a full-length portrait from the
+American section. It all came about in this way: In the first place,
+before the pictures were sent in, I received a note from the American
+Art Department asking me to contribute some of my work. It was at that
+time difficult for me to collect many of my works; but I borrowed what
+I could from different people, and sent in twenty-seven etchings and
+the portrait."
+
+"You can imagine that a few etchings do not have any effect at all; so
+I sent what I could get together. Shortly afterwards I received a note
+saying: 'Sir--Ten of your exhibits have not received the approval
+of the jury. Will you kindly remove them?'"
+
+"At the bottom of this note was the name 'Hawkins'--General Hawkins, I
+believe--a cavalry officer, who had charge of the American Art
+Department of the Exhibition.
+
+"Well! the next day I went to Paris and called at the American
+headquarters of the Exhibition. I was ushered into the presence of
+this gentleman, Hawkins, to whom I said:--'I am Mr. Whistler, and I
+believe this note is from you. I have come to remove my etchings'; but
+I did not mention that my work was to be transferred to the English
+Art Section."
+
+"'Ah!' said the gentleman--the officer--'we were very sorry not to
+have had space enough for all your etchings, but we are glad to have
+seventeen and the portrait."
+
+"'You are too kind' I said, 'but really I will not trouble you.'"
+
+"Mr. Hawkins was quite embarrassed, and urged me to reconsider my
+determination, but I withdrew every one of the etchings, and they are
+now well hung in the English Department."
+
+"I did not mind the fact that my works were criticized, but it was the
+discourteous manner in which it was done. If the request to me had been
+made in proper language, and they had simply said:--'Mr. Whistler,
+we have not space enough for twenty-seven etchings. Will you kindly
+select those which you prefer, and we shall be glad to have them,' I
+would have given them the privilege of placing them in the American
+Section."...
+
+
+
+
+"_Whacking Whistler_"
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _New York Herald_, Paris Edition, Oct. 4.
+ 1889.]
+
+In an interview in yesterday's _Herald_ the eccentric artist, Mr. J.
+McNeill Whistler, "jumped" in a most emphatic manner upon General
+Hawkins, Commissioner of the American Art Department at the
+Exhibition. He objects to the General for being a cavalry officer;
+refers to him sarcastically as "Hawkins," and declares him ignorant of
+the most elementary principles alike of art and politeness--all this
+because he, Whistler, was requested by the Commissioner to remove from
+the Exhibition premises some ten of his rejected etchings.
+
+In a spirit of fair play a correspondent called upon General Hawkins,
+giving him an opportunity, if he felt so disposed, of "jumping," in
+his turn, on his excitable opponent. The General did feel "so
+disposed," and proceeded, in popular parlance, to "see" Mr. J. McNeill
+Whistler and "go him one better." In this species of linguistic
+gymnastics, by the way, the military Commissioner asks no odds of
+any one. He began by gently remarking that Mr. Whistler, in his
+published remarks, had soared far out of the domain of strict
+veracity. This was not bad for a "starter," and was ably supported by
+the following detailed statement:--
+
+"Mr. Whistler says he received a note from me. That is a mistake. I
+have never in my life written a line to Mr. Whistler.[40] What he did
+receive was a circular with my name printed at the bottom. These
+circulars were sent to all the artists who had pictures refused by the
+jury, and contained a simple request that such pictures be removed.
+
+ [Note 40: The official memory:
+
+ "DEAR SIR--I wish by return mail you would send
+ description for oils; and if you desire to have titles
+ to etchings printed, you will have to furnish the
+ necessary material for copy.--Yours faithfully,
+ RUSH C. HAWKINS,
+
+ Commissariat General, Paris, March 29, 1889.
+ (_Autograph._)
+
+ To Mr. Whistler."]
+
+"Our way of doing business was not, it seems, up to Mr. Whistler's
+standard of politeness, so he got angry and took away, not only the
+ten rejected etchings, but seventeen others which had been accepted.
+It is a little singular that among about one hundred and fifty artists
+who received this circular, Mr. Whistler should have been the only one
+to discover its latent discourtesy. How great must be Mr. Whistler's
+capacity for detecting a snub where none exists!"
+
+"In any case, there is not the slightest reason for Mr. Whistler's
+venting his ire upon me. I had no more to do with either accepting or
+rejecting his pictures than I had with painting them. What he sent
+us was judged on its merits by a competent and impartial jury of his
+peers. If there were ten etchings rejected it only shows that there
+were ten etchings not worthy of acceptance. A few days after the
+affair a trio of journalists--not all men either--came to me,
+demanding that I reverse this 'iniquitous decision,' as they styled
+it. I told these three prying scribblers in a polite way that if they
+would kindly attend to their own affairs I would try to attend to
+mine. In this connection, I may remark that there are in Paris a
+number of correspondents who ought not to be allowed within gun-shot
+of a newspaper office."
+
+"The next mis-statement in Mr. Whistler's interview is in regard to
+the ultimate disposal of his important etchings. His words are:--'Mr.
+Hawkins was quite embarrassed, and urged me to reconsider my
+determination, but I withdrew every one of the etchings, and they are
+now well hung in the English department.'"
+
+"Now, I leave it to any fair-minded person if the plain inference from
+this statement is not that the whole twenty-seven etchings were
+accepted by the English department. If not, what in heaven's name is
+he crowing about? But the truth is that while we rejected only
+_ten_ of his etchings, the English department rejected _eighteen_
+of them, and of the nine accepted only hung two on the line. Had Mr.
+Whistler been the possessor of a more even temper and a little more
+common sense, he would have had five or six of his works on the line
+in the American department, and nearly twice as many on exhibition
+than is actually the case. Really, I fail to see what he gained by the
+exchange, unless it was a valuable experience. He says I was
+embarrassed when I saw him; I fancy he will be embarrassed when he
+sees these facts in 'cold type.'"
+
+
+
+
+"_Whistler's Grievance_"
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _New York Herald._]
+
+Sir--I beg that you will kindly print immediately these, my regrets,
+that General Rush Hawkins should have been spurred into unwonted and
+unbecoming expression by what I myself read with considerable
+bewilderment in the _New York Herald_, October 3, under the head of
+"Whistler's Grievance."
+
+I can assure the gallant soldier that I have no grievance.
+
+Had I known that, when--over what takes the place of wine and walnuts
+in Holland--I remembered lightly the military methods of the jury, I
+was being "interviewed," I should have adopted as serious a tone as
+the original farce would admit of; or I might have even refused to be
+a party at all to the infliction upon your readers of so old and
+threadbare a story as that of the raid upon the works of art in the
+American section of the Universal Exhibition.
+
+Your correspondent, I fancy, felt much more warmly, than did I,
+wrongs that--who knows?--are doubtless rights in the army; and my
+sympathies, I confess, are completely with the General, who did only,
+as he complains, his duty in that state of life in which it had
+pleased God, and the War Department, to call him, when, according to
+order, he signed that naively authoritative note, circular, warrant,
+or what not--for he did irretrievably fasten his name to it, whether
+with pen or print, thereby hopelessly making the letter his own. Thus
+have we responsibility, like greatness, sometimes thrust upon us.
+
+On receipt of the document I came--I saw the commanding officer, who,
+until now, I fondly trusted, would ever remember me as pleasantly as I
+do himself--and, knowing despatch in all military matters to be of
+great importance, I then and there relieved him of the troublesome
+etchings, and carried off the painting.
+
+It is a sad shock to me to find that the good General speaks of me
+without affection, and that he evinces even joy when he says with a
+view to my entire discomfiture:--"While we rejected only ten of his
+etchings, the English department rejected eighteen of them, and of the
+nine accepted, only hung two on the line."
+
+Now, he is wrong!--the General is wrong.
+
+The etchings now hanging in the English section--and perfect is
+their hanging, notwithstanding General Hawkins's flattering
+anxiety--are the only ones I sent there.
+
+In the haste and enthusiasm of your interviewer, I have, on this
+point, been misunderstood.
+
+There was moreover here no question of submitting them to a "competent
+and impartial jury of his peers"--one of whom, by the way, I am
+informed upon undoubted authority, had never before come upon an
+"etching" in his hitherto happy and unchequered Western career.
+
+We all knew that the space allotted to the English department was
+exceedingly limited, and each one refrained from abusing it. Here I
+would point out again, hoping this time to be clearly understood,
+that, had the methods employed in the American camp been more civil,
+if less military, all further difficulties might have been avoided.
+Had I been properly advised that the room was less than the demand for
+place, I would, of course, have instantly begged the gentlemen of the
+jury to choose, from among the number, what etchings they pleased. So
+the matter would have ended, and you, Sir, would have been without
+this charming communication!
+
+The pretty embarrassment of General Hawkins on the occasion of my
+visit, I myself liked, thinking it seemly, and part of the good
+form of a West Point man, who is taught that a drum-head court
+martial--and what else in the experience of this finished officer
+should so fit him for sitting in judgment upon pictures?--should be
+presided at with grave and softened demeanour.
+
+If I mistook the General's manner, it is another illusion the less.
+
+ And I have, Sir,
+ the honour to be,
+ Your obedient servant,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Amsterdam, Oct. 6.
+
+
+
+
+_The Art-Critic's Friend_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Scots Observer_, April 5, 1890.]
+
+Mr. Whistler has many things to answer for, and not the least of them
+is the education of the British Art-Critic. That, at any rate, is the
+impression left by a little book made up--apparently against the
+writer's will--of certain of the master's letters and _mots_.... It is
+useful and pleasant reading; for not only does it prove the painter to
+have a certain literary talent--of aptness, unexpectedness, above all
+impertinence--but also it proves him never to have feared the face of
+art-critical man.... To him the art-critic is nothing if not a person
+to be educated, with or against the grain; and when he encounters him
+in the ways of error, he leaps upon him joyously, scalps him in print
+before the eyes of men, kicks him gaily back into the paths of truth
+and soberness, and resumes his avocation with that peculiar zest an
+act of virtue does undoubtedly impart. Indeed, Mr. Whistler, so far
+from being the critic's enemy, is on the contrary the best friend
+that tradesman has ever had. For his function is to make him
+ridiculous....
+
+... Yes, Mr. Whistler is often "rowdy" and unpleasant; in his last
+combat with Mr. Oscar Wilde--("Oscar, you have been down the area
+again")--he comes off a palpable second; his treatment of 'Arry dead
+and "neglected by the parish" goes far to prove that his sense of
+smell is not so delicate nor so perfectly trained as his sense of
+sight....
+
+
+
+
+_A Question_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _The Scots Observer_, April 19, 1890.]
+
+Sir--It is, I suppose, to your pleasant satisfaction in "The Critic's
+Friend" that I owe the early copy of the _Scots Observer_, pointed
+with proud mark, in the blue pencil of office, whereby the impatient
+author hastened to indicate the pithy personal paragraphs, that no
+time should be wasted upon other matter with which the periodical is
+ballasted.
+
+Exhilarated by the belief that I had been remembered--for vanity's
+sake let me fancy that you have bestowed upon me your own thought and
+hand--I plunged forthwith into the underlined article, and read with
+much amusement your excellent appreciation.
+
+Having forgotten none of your professional manner as art arbiter, may
+I say that I can picture to myself easily the sad earnestness with
+which you now point the thick thumb of your editorial refinement
+in deprecation of my choicer "rowdyism"? And knowing your analytical
+conscientiousness, I can even understand the humble comfort you take
+in Oscar's meek superiority; but, for the life of me, I cannot follow
+your literary intention when you say that my care of "''Arry,' dead
+and neglected by the parish," goes far to prove that my "sense of
+smell is not so delicate nor so perfectly trained as" my "sense of
+sight."
+
+Do you mean that my discovery of the body is the result of a cold in
+the head? and that, with a finer scent, I should have missed it
+altogether? or were you only unconsciously remembering and dreamily
+dipping your pen into the ink of my former description of "'Arry's"
+chronic catarrh? In any case, I am charmed with what I have just read,
+and only regret that the ridiculous "Romeike" has not hitherto sent me
+your agreeable literature.--Also I am, dear Sir, your obedient
+servant,
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_The End of the Piece_
+
+
+Sir--I beg to draw your attention to the contents of your letter to
+the _Scots Observer_, dated April 12th, in which you state that you
+"regret the ridiculous Romeike has not hitherto sent me your agreeable
+literature."
+
+This statement, had it been true, was spiteful and injurious, but
+being untrue (entirely) it becomes malicious, and I must ask you at
+once to apologise.
+
+And at the same time to draw your attention to the fact that we have
+supplied you with 807 cuttings.
+
+We have written to the _Scots Observer_ for an ample apology, or the
+matter will be placed in our solicitor's hands, and we demand the same
+of you.
+
+ Yours obediently,
+ ROMEIKE & CURTICE.
+ J. MCN. WHISTLER, Esq.
+ April 25, 1890.
+
+
+
+
+_Exit the Prompter_
+
+
+Sir--If it be not actionable, permit me to say that you _really are
+delightful_!!
+
+_Naivete_, like yours, I have never met--even in my long experience
+with all those, some of whose "agreeable literature" may be, I
+suppose, in the 807 cuttings you charge me for.
+
+Who, in Heaven's name, ever dreamed of you as an actual person?--or
+one whom one would mean to insult?
+
+My good Sir, no such intention--believe me--did I, in my wildest of
+moments, ever entertain.
+
+_Your_ scalp--if you have such a thing--is safe enough!--and I even
+think--however great my willingness to assist you--could not possibly
+appear in the forthcoming Edition.
+
+ To Mr. ROMEIKE,
+ April 25.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_L'Envoi_
+
+
+When the Chairman, in a singularly brilliant and felicitous speech led
+up to the toast of the evening, Mr. Whistler rose to his feet.
+
+ [Sidenote: _Sunday Times_, May 5, 1889.]
+
+ [Sidenote: Report of a reply to the toast of the evening
+ at the complimentary dinner given to Mr. Whistler,
+ London, May 1, 1889.]
+
+"You must feel that, for me," said Mr. Whistler, "it is no easy task
+to reply under conditions of which I have so little habit. We are all
+even too conscious that mine has hitherto, I fear, been the gentle
+answer that sometimes turneth not away wrath."
+
+"Gentlemen," said he, "this is an age of rapid results, when remedies
+insist upon their diseases, that science shall triumph and no time be
+lost; and so have we also rewards that bring with them their own
+virtue. It would ill become me to question my fitness for the position
+it has pleased this distinguished company to thrust upon me."
+
+"It has before now been borne in upon me, that in surroundings of
+antagonism, I may have wrapped myself, for protection, in a species of
+misunderstanding--as that other traveller drew closer about him
+the folds of his cloak the more bitterly the winds and the storm
+assailed him on his way. But, as with him, when the sun shone upon him
+in his path, his cloak fell from his shoulders, so I, in the warm glow
+of your friendship, throw from me all former disguise, and, making no
+further attempt to hide my true feeling, disclose to you my deep
+emotion at such unwonted testimony of affection and faith."
+
+
+
+
+_Auto-Biographical_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, July 28, 1891.]
+
+Sir,--May I request that you allow me to make known, through your
+influential paper, the fact that the canvas, now shown as a completed
+work of mine, at Messrs. Dowdeswell's, representing three draped
+figures in a conservatory, is a painting long ago barely begun, and
+thrown aside for destruction?
+
+Also I am in no way responsible for the taste of the frame with its
+astonishments of plush! and varied gildings.
+
+I think it not only just to myself to make this statement, but right
+that the public should be warned against the possible purchase of a
+picture in no way representative, and, in its actual condition,
+absolutely worthless.--I am, Sir, your obedient servant,
+
+_Chelsea, July 27, 1891._
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_Mr. Whistler "had on his own Toast"_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, Aug. 1, 1891.]
+
+Sir,--I have read with interest Mr. Whistler's letter in your issue of
+July 28. I happened to be at Messrs. Dowdeswell's galleries the other
+day and saw the picture he refers to. It was not on public exhibition,
+but was in one of their private rooms, and was brought out for my
+inspection _a propos_ of a conversation we were having. Now, so far
+from Messrs. Dowdeswell showing it as a "completed work," they
+distinctly spoke of it as unfinished; nor can I imagine any one
+acquainted with Mr. Whistler's works speaking of any of them as
+"completed!" In "L'Envoi" of the catalogue of his exhibition held at
+Messrs. Dowdeswell's a short time ago I find the following paragraph
+from his pen:--"The work of the master reeks not of the sweat of the
+brow--suggests no effort--and _is finished from its beginning_." The
+only inference possible is either that Mr. Whistler is not a master,
+ or that the work is finished! He has, however, spent what
+time he could spare from his literary labours in endeavouring to
+induce the world to believe that the slightest scratch from his pen is
+worthy to rank with "Las Lanzas," and I am therefore surprised to
+learn that he has altered his opinion. Still, I quite agree with him
+when he tells us that some of his work is "absolutely worthless!"--I
+am, sir, more in sorrow than in anger, your obedient servant,
+
+ W. C.
+ _July 31, 1891._
+
+
+
+
+_What "Mr. Whistler had on his own Toast"_
+
+
+ _TO THE EDITOR:_
+
+ [Sidenote: _Pall Mall Gazette_, Aug. 4, 1891.]
+
+Sir,--My letter should have met with no reply at all. It was a
+statement--authoritative and unanswerable, if there ever were one.
+
+Because of the attention drawn to it, in the press, I felt called upon
+to advise the Public that one of _my own works_ is condemned _by
+myself_. Final this, one would fancy!
+
+That the accidental owners of the Gallery should introduce themselves
+to the situation, is of a most marked irrelevancy. They come in _comme
+un cheveu sur la soupe_, to be removed at once.
+
+The dealer's business is to buy and sell. In the course of such
+traffic, these same busy picture bodies, without consulting me, put
+upon the market a painting that I, the author, intended to
+efface--and, thanks to your courtesy, I have been enabled to say so
+effectually in your journal.
+
+All along have I carefully destroyed plates, torn up proofs, and
+burned canvases, that the truth of the quoted word shall prevail,
+and that the future collector shall be spared the mortification of
+cataloguing his pet mistakes.
+
+To destroy, is to remain.
+
+What is commercial irritation beside a clean canvas?
+
+What is a gentlemanly firm in Bond Street beside Eternity?--I am, sir,
+your obedient servant,
+
+_Chelsea, August 1, 1891._
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_NOCTURNES, MARINES,
+ AND
+ CHEVALET PIECES_
+
+_A CATALOGUE_
+
+[Illustration]
+
+_SMALL COLLECTION
+ KINDLY LENT
+ THEIR OWNERS_
+
+
+
+
+"_THE VOICE OF A PEOPLE_"
+
+
+
+
+"I do not know when so much amusement has been afforded to the
+British public as by Mr. Whistler's pictures."
+
+ _Speech of the Attorney-General of England.
+ Westminster, Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+1.--NOCTURNE.
+
+GREY AND SILVER--CHELSEA EMBANKMENT--WINTER.
+
+ _Lent by F. G. Orchar, Esq._
+
+"With the exception, perhaps, of one of Mr. Whistler's meaningless
+canvases, there is nothing that is actually provocative of undue mirth
+or ridicule."
+
+ _City Press._
+
+
+"In some of the Nocturnes the absence, not only of definition, but of
+gradation, would point to the conclusion that they are but engaging
+sketches. In them we look in vain for all the delicate differences
+of light and hue which the scenes depicted present."
+
+ _F. Wedmore, "Four Masters of Etching."_
+
+
+2.--SYMPHONY IN WHITE, No. III.
+
+ _Lent by Louis Huth, Esq._
+
+"It is not precisely a symphony in white--one lady has a yellowish
+dress and brown hair and a bit of blue ribbon, the other has a red
+fan, and there are flowers and green leaves. There is a girl in white
+on a white sofa, but even this girl has reddish hair; and of course
+there is the flesh colour of the complexions."
+
+ _P. G. Hamerton, "Saturday Review."_
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler appears as eccentrically as ever.... Art is not served
+by freaks of resentment.... We hold him deeply to blame that these
+figures are badly drawn.
+
+"... 'Taste,' which is mind working in Art, would, even if it could at
+all conceive them, utterly reject the vulgarities of Mr. Whistler with
+regard to form, and never be content with what suffices him in
+composition."--_Athenaeum._
+
+
+"Painting, or art generally, as such, with all its technicalities,
+difficulties, and particular ends, is nothing but a noble and
+expressive language, invaluable as the vehicle of thought, but by
+itself nothing."
+
+ _John Ruskin, Esq., Art Professor,
+ "Modern Painters."_
+
+
+3.--CHELSEA IN ICE.
+
+ _Lent by Madame Venturi._
+
+"We are not sure but that it would be something like insult to our
+readers to say more about these 'things.' They must surely be meant in
+jest; but whether the public have chiefly to thank Mr. Whistler or the
+Managers of the Grosvenor Gallery for playing off on them this sorry
+joke we do not know, nor greatly care. _Meliora canamus!_"--_Knowledge._
+
+
+4.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND GOLD--OLD BATTERSEA BRIDGE.
+
+ _Lent by Robert H. C. Harrison, Esq._
+
+"His Nocturne in Blue and Gold, No. 3, might have been called, with a
+similar confusion of terms: A Farce in Moonshine, with half-a-dozen
+dots."--_Life._
+
+
+"The picture representing a night scene on Battersea Bridge has no
+composition and detail. A day, or a day and a half, seems a reasonable
+time within which to paint it. It shows no finish--it is simply
+a sketch."
+
+ _Mr. Jones, R.A.--Evidence in Court,
+ Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+5.--THE LANGE LEIZEN--OF THE SIX MARKS.
+
+PURPLE AND ROSE.
+
+ _Lent by J. Leathart._
+
+"Mr. Whistler paints subjects sadly below the merit of his
+pencil."--_London Review._
+
+
+"A worse specimen of humanity than could be found on the oldest piece
+of china in existence."
+
+ _Reader._
+
+
+"The hideous forms we find in his Chinese vase painteress ... an
+ostentatious slovenliness of execution ... objects as much out of
+perspective as the great blue vase in the foreground, _&c._ ...
+_&c._...
+
+"It is Mr. Whistler's way to choose people and things for painting
+which other painters would turn from, and to combine these oddly
+chosen materials as no other painter would choose to combine them. He
+should learn that eccentricity is not originality, but the caricature
+of it."--_Times._
+
+
+6.--NOCTURNE.
+
+TRAFALGAR SQUARE--SNOW.
+
+ _Lent by Albert Moore, Esq._
+
+"The word 'impressionist' has come to have a bad meaning in art.
+Visions of Whistler come before you when you hear it. Such visions are
+not of the best possible augury, for who loves a nightmare?"
+
+ _Oracle._
+
+
+"Like the landscape art of Japan, they are harmonious decorations, and
+a dozen or so of such engaging sketches placed in the upper panels of
+a lofty apartment would afford a justifiable and welcome alternative
+even to noble tapestries or Morris wallpapers."--_F. Wedmore, "Four
+Masters of Etching."_
+
+
+7.--NOCTURNE--BLACK AND GOLD.
+
+THE FIRE WHEEL.
+
+"Mr. Whistler has 'a sweet little isle of his own' in the shape of an
+ample allowance of wall space all to himself for the display of his
+six most noticeable works: 'Nocturnes' in black and gold, in blue and
+silver, 'Arrangements' in black and brown, and 'Harmonies' in amber
+and black.
+
+"These weird productions--enigmas sometimes so occult that OEdipus
+might be puzzled to solve them--need much subtle explanation."--_Daily
+Telegraph._
+
+
+8.--ARRANGEMENT IN BLACK AND BROWN.
+
+THE FUR JACKET.
+
+"Mr. Whistler has whole-length portraits, or rather the shadows of
+people, shapes suggestive of good examples of portraiture _when
+completed_. They are exhibited to illustrate a theory peculiar to the
+artist. One is entitled An Arrangement in 'Black and Brown.'"--_Daily
+Telegraph._
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler is anything but a robust and balanced genius."--_Times._
+
+
+"Whistler, with three portraits which he is pleased to call
+'Arrangements,' and which look like ghosts."
+
+ _Truth._
+
+
+"Some figure pieces, which this artist exhibits as 'harmonies' in
+this, that, or the other, being, as they are, mere rubs-in of colour,
+have no claim to be regarded as pictures."--_Scotsman._
+
+
+"We are threatened with a Whistler exhibition. The periodical
+inflictions with which this gentleman tries the patience of a
+long-suffering public generally take some fantastic form to
+attract attention. It is an evidence of the painter's worldly
+acuteness that this should be so, for public attention may be drawn by
+such outbursts of eccentricity to such work as would never impress
+sensible people on its bare merit."--_Oracle._
+
+
+9.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND SILVER.
+
+ _Lent by Mrs. Leyland._
+
+"It seems to us a pity that an artist of Mr. Whistler's known ability
+should exhibit such an extraordinary collection of pictile
+nightmares."--_Society._
+
+
+"MR. BOWEN: 'Do you consider detail and composition essential to a
+work of art?'
+
+"MR. JONES: 'Most certainly I do.'
+
+"MR. BOWEN: 'Then what detail and composition do you find in this
+"Nocturne"?'
+
+"MR. JONES: 'Absolutely none.'
+
+"MR. BOWEN: 'Do you think two hundred guineas a large price for that
+picture?'
+
+"MR. JONES: 'Yes, when you think of the amount of earnest work done
+for a smaller sum.'"
+
+ _Evidence of Mr. Jones, R.A.,
+ Westminster, Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+10.--NOCTURNE.
+
+IN BLACK AND GOLD--THE FALLING ROCKET.
+
+"A dark bluish surface, with dots on it, and the faintest adumbrations
+of shape under the darkness, is gravely called a Nocturne in Black and
+Gold."
+
+ _Knowledge._
+
+
+"His Nocturne, black and gold, 'The Falling Rocket,' shows such wilful
+and headlong perversity that one is almost disposed to despair of an
+artist who, in a sane moment [_sic_], could send such a daub to any
+exhibition."--_Telegraph._
+
+
+"For Mr. Whistler's own sake, no less than for the protection of the
+purchaser, Sir Coutts Lindsay ought not to have admitted works into
+the gallery in which the ill-educated conceit of the artist so nearly
+approached the aspect of wilful imposture. I have seen, and heard,
+much of cockney impudence before now, but never expected to hear a
+coxcomb ask two hundred guineas for flinging a pot of paint in the
+public's face."
+
+ _Professor John Ruskin,
+ July 2, 1877._
+
+
+"The 'Nocturne in black and gold' is not a serious work to me."
+
+ _Mr. Firth, R.A.--Evidence at Westminster,
+ Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+"The 'Nocturne in black and gold,' I do not think a serious work
+of art."
+
+ _The Art Critic of the "Times."
+ Evidence at Westminster, Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+"The Nocturne in black and gold has not the merit of the other two
+pictures, and it would be impossible to call it a serious work of art.
+Mr. Whistler's picture is only one of the thousand failures to paint
+night. The picture is not worth two hundred guineas."
+
+ _Evidence of Mr. Jones, R.A.
+ Westminster, Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+11.--NOCTURNE--OPAL AND SILVER.
+
+ _Lent by H. Theobald, Esq._
+
+"With what feelings must we regard the mad new style, the Nocturnes in
+'Blue and Silver,' the Harmonies in Flesh-colour and Pink, the Notes
+in Blue and Opal."--_Knowledge._
+
+
+"The blue and black smudges which purport to depict the 'Thames at
+Night.'"--_Life._
+
+
+12.--HARMONY IN GREEN AND ROSE.
+
+THE MUSIC ROOM.
+
+ _Lent by Madame Reveillon._
+
+"He paints in soot-colours and mud-colours, but, far from enjoying
+primary hues, has little or no perception of the loveliness of
+secondary or tertiary colour."--_Merrie England._
+
+
+13.--CREPUSCULE IN FLESH COLOUR AND GREEN.
+
+VALPARAISO.
+
+ _Lent by Graham Robertson, Esq._
+
+"Now, the best achievement of The Impressionist School, to which Mr.
+Whistler belongs [_sic_], is the rendering of air--not air made
+palpable and comparatively easy to paint, by fog--but atmosphere which
+is the medium of light."--_Merrie England._
+
+
+14.--CAPRICE IN PURPLE AND GOLD.
+
+THE GOLD SCREEN.
+
+ _Lent by Cyril Flower, Esq., M.P._
+
+"I take it to be admitted by those who do not conclude that art is
+necessarily great which has the misfortune to be unacceptable, that it
+is not by his paintings so much as by his etchings that Mr. Whistler's
+name may aspire to live."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+15.--SYMPHONY IN GREY AND GREEN.
+
+THE OCEAN.
+
+ _Lent by Mrs. Peter Taylor._
+
+"In Mr. Whistler's picture, 'Symphony in Grey and Green: The Ocean,'
+the composition is ugly, the sky opaque, the suggestion of sea leaden
+and without light or motion."--_Times._
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler continues these experiments in colour which are now
+known as 'Symphonies.' It may be questioned whether these performances
+are to be highly valued, except as feats accomplished under needless
+and self-imposed restrictions--much as writing achieved by the feet of
+a penman who has not been deprived of the use of his hands."--_Graphic._
+
+ "We can paint a cat or a fiddle, so that they look as if we could
+ take them up; but we cannot imitate the Ocean or the Alps. We can
+ imitate fruit, but not a tree; flowers, but not a pasture;
+ cut-glass, but not the rainbow."--_John Ruskin, Esq., Teacher of
+ Art._
+
+ [Sidenote: [Illustration]]
+
+
+16.--NOCTURNE.
+
+GREY AND GOLD--CHELSEA SNOW.
+
+ _Lent by Alfred Chapman, Esq._
+
+"Mr. Whistler sends two of his studies of moonlight, in which form is
+eschewed for harmonies of 'Grey and Gold' and 'Blue and Silver;'
+and which, for the crowd of exhibition visitors, resolve themselves
+into riddles or mystifications.... In a word, painting to Mr. Whistler
+is the exact correlative of music, as vague, as purely emotional, as
+released from all functions of representation.
+
+"He is really building up art out of his own imperfections [_sic!_]
+instead of setting himself to supply them."--_Times._
+
+
+17.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND SILVER--BATTERSEA REACH.
+
+ _Lent by W. G. Rawlinson, Esq._
+
+"J. M. Whistler is here again with his nocturnes."
+
+ _Scotsman._
+
+
+18.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND SILVER--CHELSEA.
+
+ _Lent by W. C. Alexander, Esq._
+
+"Mr. Whistler confines himself to two small canvases of the nocturne
+kind. One is covered with smudgy blue and the other with dirty black."
+
+ _Saturday Review._
+
+
+"A reputation, for a time, imperilled by original absurdity"--_F.
+Wedmore, "Academy."_
+
+
+"I think Mr. Wedmore takes the Nocturnes and Arrangements too
+seriously. They are merely first beginnings of pictures, differing
+from ordinary first beginnings in having no composition. The great
+originality was in venturing to exhibit them."
+
+ _P. G. Hamerton, "Academy."_
+
+
+19.--NOCTURNE.
+
+GREY AND GOLD--WESTMINSTER BRIDGE.
+
+ _Lent by the Hon. Mrs. Percy Wyndham._
+
+"Two of Mr. Whistler's 'colour symphonies'--a 'Nocturne in Blue and
+Gold' and a 'Nocturne in Black and Gold.' If he did not exhibit these
+as pictures under peculiar and, what seems to most people, pretentious
+titles, they would be entitled to their due meed of admiration
+[_sic!_]. But they only come one step nearer pictures than delicately
+graduated tints on a wall-paper do.
+
+"He must not attempt, with that happy, half-humorous audacity which
+all his dealings with his own works suggests, to palm off his
+deficiencies upon us as manifestations of power."--_Daily Telegraph._
+
+
+20.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND GOLD--SOUTHAMPTON WATER.
+
+ _Lent by Alfred Chapman, Esq._
+
+"There is always danger that efforts of this class may degenerate into
+the merely tricky and meretricious; and already a suspicion arises
+that the artist's eccentricity is somewhat too premeditated and
+self-conscious."--_Graphic._
+
+
+21.--BLUE AND SILVER.
+
+BLUE WAVE--BIARRITZ.
+
+ _Lent by Gerald Potter, Esq._
+
+"Mr. Whistler is possessed of much audacity and eccentricity, and
+these are useful qualities in an artist who desires to be talked
+about. When he comes out into the open, and deals with daylight, we
+find these studies to be only the first washes of pictures. He leaves
+off where other artists begin. He shirks all the difficulties ahead,
+and asks the spectator to complete the picture himself."--_Daily
+Telegraph._
+
+"The absence, seemingly, of any power, such as the great marine
+painters had, of drawing forms of water, whether in a broad and
+wind-swept tidal river or on the high seas...."
+
+ _F. Wedmore,
+ "Nineteenth Century."_
+
+
+22.--ARRANGEMENT IN BLACK AND BROWN.
+
+MISS ROSA CORDER.
+
+ _Lent by Graham Robertson, Esq._
+
+"It is bad enough, in all conscience, to be caricatured by the gifted
+pencil and brushes of the admirable Whistler; and it is surely adding
+insult to injury to describe the victims and sufferers as
+'Arrangements.' With regard to Mr. Whistler's Symphonies, Harmonies,
+and so on, we will relate a parable. Here it is:--A lively young
+donkey sang a sweet love song to the dawn, and so disturbed all the
+neighbourhood, that the neighbours went to the donkey and begged him
+to desist. He continued his braying for some time, and then ended with
+what appeared, to his own ears, a flourish of surpassing brilliancy.
+
+"Will you be good enough to give over that hideous noise?" said the
+neighbours.
+
+"'Good Olympus!' said the donkey, 'did you say hideous noise? Why,
+that is a "Symphony," which means a concord of sweet sounds, as you
+may see by referring to any dictionary.'
+
+"'But,' said the neighbours, 'we do _not_ think that "Symphony" is the
+word to describe your performance. "Cacophony" would be more correct,
+and that means "a bad set of sounds."'
+
+"'How absurdly you talk!' said the donkey. 'I will refer it to my
+fellow-asses, and let them decide.'
+
+"The donkeys decided that the young donkey's song was a most
+symphonious and harmonious, sweet song; so he continues to bray as
+melodiously as ever. There is, we believe, a moral to this parable, if
+we only knew what it was. Perhaps the piercing eye of the '_Nocturnal_
+Whistler' may find it out."--_Echo._
+
+
+"Miss Rosa Corder, and Mr. H. Irving as Philip, are two large blotches
+of dark canvas. When I have time I am going again to find out which is
+Rose and which is Irving.
+
+"The rest of the collection is marred by the impatience which has
+prevented his achieving any finished work of Art."--_Weekly Press._
+
+
+23.--"HARMONY IN GREY AND GREEN."
+
+PORTRAIT OF MISS ALEXANDER.
+
+ _Lent by W. Alexander, Esq._
+
+"A sketch of Miss Alexander, in which much must be
+imagined."--_Standard._
+
+
+"There is character in it, but it is unpleasant character. Of anything
+like real flesh tones the painting is quite innocent."--_Builder._
+
+
+"But what can we say of Mr. Whistler? His portrait of Miss
+Alexander is certainly one of the strangest and most eccentric
+specimens of Portraiture we ever saw. If we were unacquainted with his
+singular theories of Art, we should imagine he had merely made a
+sketch and left it, before the colours were dry, in a room where
+chimney-sweeps were at work.... Nobody who sets any value upon the
+roses and lilies that adorn the cheeks of our blooming girls can
+accept such murky tints as these as representative of a young English
+lady"--_Era._
+
+
+"It is simply a disagreeable presentment of a disagreeable young
+lady."--_Liverpool Weekly Mercury._
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler again appears on the walls with a characteristic
+full-length life-size portrait of a girl, Miss Alexander.
+
+"This work is devoid of colour, being arranged in Black and White and
+intermediate tones of grey. The general effect is dismal in the
+extreme, and one cannot but wonder how an artist of undoubted talent
+should wilfully persist in such perversities of judgment."--_Western
+Daily Mercury._
+
+
+"Miss Alexander, almost in Black and White, and about the most
+unattractive piece of work in the Galleries."--_Edinburgh Daily
+Review._
+
+
+"A 'gruesomeness in Grey.'
+
+"Well, bless thee, J. Whistler! We do not hanker after your brush
+system. Farewell!"--_Punch._
+
+
+"'AN ARRANGEMENT IN SILVER AND BILE.'
+
+"The artist has represented this bilious young lady as looking haughty
+in a dirty white dress, a grey polonaise, bound by a grey green sash,
+a grey hat, with the most unhealthy green feather; furthermore, she
+wears black shoes with green bows, and stands defiantly on a grey
+floor cloth, opposite a grey wall with a black dado. Two dyspeptic
+butterflies hover wearily above her head in search _of a bit of
+colour_ ... evidently losing heart at the grey expanse around.... A
+picture should charm, not depress, it should tend to elevate our
+thoughts!"--_Society._
+
+
+"This picture represents a child of ten, and is called a harmony in
+grey and green, but the prevailing tone is a rather unpleasant yellow,
+and the complexion of the face is wholly unchildlike."--_Echo._
+
+
+"A large etching in oil, a 'Rhapsody in Raw Child and Cobwebs,' by Mr.
+Whistler."--_Artist._
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler is as spectral as ever in an unattractive portrait of an
+awkward little girl, happily not rendered additionally ridiculous by a
+musical title."
+
+ _Bedford Observer._
+
+
+"Flattery is objectionable in art as elsewhere, but some portrait
+painters seem to find it impossible to tell the truth without being
+rude."--_Academy._
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler has a portrait of a young lady that excites absolute
+astonishment.
+
+"What charm can there be in such colours as these? What effect do they
+produce which would not have been better by warmer and less repulsive
+tints?"
+
+ _Leeds Mercury._
+
+
+"Mr. Whistler's single contribution is a child's portrait, posed and
+painted in a rather distant, if obsequious, imitation of the manner of
+Velasquez, the great difference being that whereas the Spaniard's work
+is most remarkable for supreme distinction, the present portrait is
+uncompromisingly vulgar."
+
+ _Magazine of Art._
+
+
+24.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND SILVER--BOGNOR.
+
+ _Lent by Alfred Chapman, Esq._
+
+"We protest against those foppish airs and affectations by which Mr.
+Whistler impresses on us his contempt of public opinion. In landscape
+he contributes what he persists in calling a Nocturne in 'Blue and
+Silver,' and a Nocturne in 'Black and Gold' which is a mere
+insult to the intelligence of his admirers. It is very difficult to
+believe that Mr. Whistler is not openly laughing at us."--_Pall Mall
+Gazette._
+
+
+25.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BATTERSEA REACH.
+
+ _Lent by Alfred Chapman, Esq._
+
+"Under the same roof with Mr. Whistler's strange productions is the
+collection of animal paintings done by various artists for the
+proprietors of the _Graphic_, and very refreshing it is to turn into
+this agreeably lighted room and rest on comfortable settees whilst
+looking at 'Mother Hubbard's Dog,' or the sweet little pussy cats in
+the 'Happy Family.'"
+
+ _Liverpool Courier._
+
+
+"A few smears of colour, such as a painter might make in cleaning his
+paint brushes, and which, neither near at hand nor far off, neither
+from one side nor from the other, nor from in front, do more than
+vaguely suggest a shore and bay, was described as a Note in Blue and
+Brown.... One who found these pictures other than insults to his
+artistic sense could never be reached by reasoning."--_Knowledge._
+
+
+26.--GREEN AND GREY.
+
+CHANNEL.
+
+ _Lent by Alfred Chapman, Esq._
+
+
+27.--PINK AND GREY.
+
+CHELSEA.
+
+ _Lent by Cyril Flower, Esq., M.P._
+
+"... of the insolent madness of that school of which Mr. Whistler is the
+most peccant--we wish we could say the only--representative."--_Knowledge._
+
+
+28.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND GOLD--VALPARAISO.
+
+ _Lent by Alexander Ionides, Esq._
+
+"'A Nocturne' or two by Mr. Whistler--and here we have it in the usual
+style--a daub of blue and a spot or two of yellow to illustrate ships
+at sea on a dark night, and a splash and splutter of brightness on a
+black ground to depict a display of fireworks."
+
+ _Norwich Argus._
+
+
+29.--GREEN AND GREY.
+
+THE OYSTER SMACKS--EVENING.
+
+ _Lent by Alexander Ionides, Esq._
+
+"Other people paint localities; Mr. Whistler makes artistic
+experiments."--_Academy._
+
+
+30.--GREY AND BLACK.
+
+SKETCH.
+
+ _Lent by Alexander Ionides, Esq._
+
+
+31.--BROWN AND SILVER.
+
+OLD BATTERSEA BRIDGE.
+
+ _Lent by Alexander Ionides, Esq._
+
+"Nor can I imagine any one acquainted with Mr. Whistler's works
+speaking of any of them as 'completed.'"--_Letter to "Pall Mall."_
+
+
+32.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLACK AND GOLD.
+
+
+33.--SYMPHONY IN WHITE, No. 11.
+
+THE LITTLE WHITE GIRL.
+
+ _Lent by Gerald Potter, Esq._
+
+"Another picture, 'The Little White Girl' was exhibited about the same
+time, containing the germ of that paradoxical Whistlerian humour
+lately so fully exemplified in various places about London. It was
+called 'A Little White Girl' in the catalogue, and yet its colour
+generally was grimy grey."--_London._
+
+
+"The white girl was standing at the side of a mirror where the laws of
+incidence and refraction would unfortunately not permit her to see her
+own beauty."
+
+ _Merrie England._
+
+
+34.--NOCTURNE.
+
+BLUE AND SILVER--CREMORNE LIGHTS.
+
+ _Lent by Gerald Potter, Esq._
+
+"I have expressed, and still adhere to the opinion, that these
+pictures only come one step nearer than a delicately tinted wall
+paper."
+
+ _The Art Critic of the "Times"
+ Evidence at Westminster, Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+"Paintings, like some of the 'Nocturnes' and some of the 'Arrangements,'
+are defended only by a generous self-deception, when it is urged
+for them that they will be famous to-morrow because they are not famous
+to-day."
+
+ _Mr. Wedmore,
+ "Nineteenth Century."_
+
+
+35.--GREY AND SILVER.
+
+CHELSEA WHARF.
+
+ _Lent by Gerald Potter, Esq._
+
+
+36.--GREY AND SILVER.
+
+OLD BATTERSEA REACH.
+
+ _Lent by Madame Coronio._
+
+
+37.--BLUE AND SILVER.
+
+"He has no atmosphere and no light. Instead of air he studies various
+kinds of fog--and his 'values' are the relative powers of darkness,
+not of light. He never paints a sky."--_Merrie England._
+
+
+38.--NOCTURNE.
+
+_BLUE AND GOLD--ST. MARK'S, VENICE._
+
+ _Lent by Monsieur Gallimard._
+
+ "The mannerism of Canaletto is the most degraded that I know in
+ the whole range of art....
+
+ "... It gives no one single architectural ornament, however
+ near--so much form as might enable us even to guess at its
+ actual one; and this I say not rashly, for I shall prove it
+ by placing portions of detail accurately copied from Canaletto
+ side by side with engravings from the daguerreotype.
+
+ "... There is _no_ stone drawing, _no_ vitality of architecture
+ like Prout's."--_Prof. Ruskin, Art Teacher._
+
+ [Sidenote: [Illustration]]
+
+
+"In Mr. Whistler's productions one might safely say that there is no
+culture."--_Athenaeum._
+
+
+"Imagine a man of genius following in the wake of
+Whistler!"--_Oracle._
+
+
+"The measure of originality has at times been overrated through the
+innocent error of the budding amateur, who in the earlier stage of his
+enlightenment confuses the beginning with the end, accepts the
+intention for the adequate fulfilment, and exalts an adroit sketch
+into the rank of a permanent picture."
+
+ _F. Wedmore, "Four Masters of Etching."_
+
+
+39.--CREPUSCULE IN OPAL.
+
+ _Lent by Fred. Jameson, Esq._
+
+"Mr. Whistler is eminently an 'Impressionist.' The final business of
+art is not with 'impressions.' We want not 'impressionists' but
+'expressionists,' men who can say what they mean because they know
+what they have heard. [_Sic!_]
+
+
+"We want not always the blotches and misty suggestions of the
+impressionist, _&c._"--_Artist._
+
+
+40.--HARMONY IN FLESH COLOUR AND GREEN.
+
+THE BALCONY.
+
+ _Lent by John Cavafy, Esq., M.D._
+
+"It is perhaps a little difficult for any critic to be quite
+absolutely just to Mr. Whistler at present, on account of his
+eccentricities and his apparent determination to make us forget the
+qualities of the artist in our amusement at the freaks and fancies of
+the man."--_P. G. Hamerton, in the "Academy."_
+
+
+"_A Variation in Flesh Colour and Green._ The damsels--they were not
+altogether meritorious. The draughtsmanship displayed in them was
+anything but 'searching.'"--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+"At about the same time the artist exhibited other sketches (we ask
+indulgence for the word) of a like character, notes of impressions of
+white dresses, furniture, balconies, and incidental faces and
+figures."
+
+ _Merrie England._
+
+
+"The 'evolution principle' has been visibly in operation for a dozen
+years or so in the successive Whistlers put before the public during
+that time. First of all we remember pictures of ladies pale and
+attenuate poring with tender interest over vermilion scarfs. The taint
+of realism was on them, but even in them were hints of the pensive
+humour that was to fetch mankind in the well-known 'arrangements' at a
+later time. A good deal was left to the spectator's imagination even
+in them."--_London._
+
+
+"We note his predilections for dinginess and dirt."
+
+ _Weekly Press._
+
+
+41.--ARRANGEMENT IN BLACK.
+
+LA DAME AU BRODEQUIN JAUNE.
+
+"All these pictures strike us alike.
+
+"They seem like half-materialised ghosts at a spiritualistic _seance_.
+I cannot help wondering when they will gain substance and appear more
+clearly out of their environing fog, or when they will melt altogether
+from my attentive gaze."--_Echo._
+
+"He has placed one of his portraits on an asphalte floor and against a
+coal-black background, the whole apparently representing a dressy
+woman in an _inferno_ of the worldly."--_Merrie England._
+
+"Mr. Whistler has a capricious rendering of a lady dressed in black,
+in a black recess, on a dark green floor. She is turning affectedly
+half-round towards the spectator as she buttons the _gant de
+suede_ upon her left hand, _&c._ _&c._ Its obvious affectations render
+the work displeasing."--_Morning Advertiser._
+
+
+42.--ARRANGEMENT IN GREY AND BLACK.
+
+THOMAS CARLYLE.
+
+ _Lent by the Corporation of Glasgow._
+
+"The purpose of this picture is a form of hero-worship which would
+certainly not have received the approbation of Carlyle.
+
+"... This very doubtful masterpiece--unhappy ratepayers of
+Glasgow."--_Dundee Advertiser._
+
+
+"... and to have recorded on a doleful canvas the head and figure of
+Carlyle...."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+
+"... The rugged simplicity of Mr. Carlyle ... to have painted these
+things alone--however strange their mannerism or incomplete their
+technique."
+
+ _Nineteenth Century._
+
+
+"The portentous purchase by the civic authorities of Mr. Whistler's
+senile Carlyle renders it necessary for that section of the community
+who are not enamoured of Impressionism to watch with some vigilance
+the next steps taken by that body towards the formation of the
+permanent collection.
+
+"A portrait which omits entirely to bring out the individuality of
+the sitter, stands but little chance of recognition even from
+immediate posterity."
+
+ _Letter to "Glasgow Herald," March 4, 1892._
+
+
+"We cannot forget his encounter some years ago with Mr. Ruskin, nor
+the contemptuous terms in which that foremost of art critics denounced
+his work. It has been left to Glasgow to rectify Mr. Ruskin's blunder
+in this matter, and it vindicates the merits of the American artist
+over whose artistic vagaries--his nocturnes and harmonies in blue and
+gold--the _whole press of Britain_ made merry."
+
+ _Dundee Advertiser._
+
+
+"There is, among portraits of great writers, Mr. Whistler's portrait
+of Carlyle. It is a picture whose story is complete, whose honours
+have been gathered abroad--in Paris, in Brussels, in Munich. Its
+destiny has been accomplished; it belongs to the City of Glasgow, and
+from the corporation of that city was borrowed for the Victorian
+Exhibition. The corporation lent it in good faith; the borrowers have
+treated it with all the indignity it is in their power to bestow on
+it.
+
+"Could there be a better epitome of the recent history of art in
+England? One work of Mr. Whistler's is received with high honour
+in the Luxembourg on its way to the Louvre; and at that very moment
+another work of his, worthy to rank with the first, is hoist with
+equally high disrespect to the ceiling of a gallery in London."--_N.
+Y. Tribune, Jan. 17, 1892._
+
+
+43.--HARMONY IN PINK AND GREY.
+
+PORTRAIT OF LADY MEUX.
+
+ _Lent by Sir Henry Meux._
+
+"Portrait of Mrs. Meux, in which it was not so much the face as the
+figure and the movement that came to be deftly suggested, if hardly
+elaborately expressed."--_F. Wedmore._
+
+"All Mr. Whistler's work is unfinished. It is sketchy. He no doubt
+possesses artistic qualities, and he has got appreciation of qualities
+of tone; but he is not complete, and all his works are in the nature
+of sketching."
+
+ _The Art Critic of the "Times,"
+ Evidence at Westminster, Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+44.--ARRANGEMENT IN GREY AND BLACK.
+
+PORTRAIT OF THE PAINTER'S MOTHER.
+
+ _Photograph of Picture._
+
+"This canvas is large and much of it vacant.
+
+"A dim, cold light fills the room, where the flat, grey wall is
+only broken by a solitary picture in black and white; a piece of
+foldless, creaseless, Oriental flowered crape hangs from the cornice.
+And here, in this solemn chamber, sits the lady in mournful garb. The
+picture has found few admirers among the thousands who seek to while
+away the hours at Burlington House, and for this result the painter
+has only to thank himself."--_Times._
+
+
+"'Arrangement in Grey and Black: Portrait of the Painter's Mother,' is
+another of Mr. Whistler's experiments.
+
+"It is not a picture, and we fail to discover any _object_ that the
+artist can have in view in restricting himself almost entirely to
+black and grey."--_Examiner._
+
+
+"The 'arrangement' is stiff and ugly enough to repel many."--_Hour._
+
+
+"Before such pictures as the full-length portraits by Mr. Whistler,
+critic and spectator are alike puzzled. Criticism and admiration seem
+alike impossible, and the mind vacillates between a feeling that the
+artist is playing a practical joke upon the spectator, or that the
+painter is suffering from some peculiar optical delusion. After all,
+there are certain accepted canons about what constitutes good drawing,
+good colour, and good painting, and when an artist deliberately sets
+himself to ignore or violate all of these, it is desirable that
+his work should not be classed with that of ordinary artists."--_Times._
+
+ "He that telleth a tale to ... Carlyle's majority speaketh to one
+ in a slumber: when he hath told his tale he will say, What is the
+ matter?"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_RESUME._
+
+"It is impossible to take Mr. Whistler seriously."
+
+ _Advertiser._
+
+
+"A combination of circumstances has, within the last year or two,
+brought the name and work of Mr. Whistler into special publicity....
+
+"At the Grosvenor Gallery the less desirable of his designs aroused
+the inconsiderate ire of a man of genius and splendid authority.
+
+"If it be Mr. Whistler's theory that that which all the world of
+greatest artists (?) has mistaken for mere means has been in very
+seriousness the end, then the aim of Art is immeasurably lowered!...
+
+"If there be anything to the point, it is to implore us to take a
+stone for bread, and the grammar of a language in place of its
+literature.
+
+"Mr. Whistler has assumed that it is only the painter who is occupied
+with art.... Unless he is a very exceptional man.... If he is not of
+the school of Fulham, he is of the school of Holland Park, or of the
+Grove End Road.
+
+"Has he, like Mr. Ruskin, devoted thirty years of a poet's life to the
+Galleries of Europe?
+
+"Has he, like Diderot, inquired curiously into the meaning and message
+of this thing and that? And _appreciating Greuze_, been able to
+_appreciate Chardin_?(!!)"
+
+ _Mr. Wedmore,
+ "Nineteenth Century."_
+
+
+"Mr. Ruskin's whole body of doctrine, from the very young days, in
+which he took the duty of teacher, on to his old age, was contradicted
+by Mr. Whistler's pictures."--_Merrie England._
+
+"In painting, his success is infrequent, and it is limited.
+
+"In painting, Mr. Whistler is an impressionist. His best painting
+betrays something of that almost modern sensitiveness to pleasurable
+juxtapositions of delicate colour which we admire in Orchardson, in
+Linton (_sic!_), and in Albert Moore; it betrays, sometimes, as in a
+portrait of Miss Alexander, a deftness of brushwork in the wave of a
+feather, in the curve of a hat ... and of high art qualities it
+betrays not much besides.
+
+"It is true that the originality of his painted work is somewhat apt
+to be dependent on the innocent error that confuses the beginning with
+the end, accepts the intention for the execution, and exalts an adroit
+sketch into the rank of a permanent picture."
+
+ _F. Wedmore, "Four Masters of Etching."_
+
+
+"I think Mr. Whistler had great powers at first, which he has not
+since justified."
+
+ _Mr. Jones, R.A.
+ Evidence in Court, Nov. 16, 1878._
+
+
+"The right time and the right place for the conspicuousness of an
+Impressionist were undoubtedly England, and the moment when Mr.
+Whistler rose up and astonished her.
+
+"In Paris he was one of many, though he would be at peace in
+France, that peace would not be unattended with a certain comparative
+obscurity.
+
+"Inconspicuous solitude would not have had the same charms for
+him."--_Merrie England._
+
+
+"Au musee du Luxembourg, vient d'etre place, de M. WHISTLER, le
+splendide _Portrait de Mme Whistler mere_, une oeuvre destinee a
+l'eternite des admirations, une oeuvre sur laquelle la consecration
+des siecles semble avoir mis la patine d'un Rembrandt, d'un Titien ou
+d'un Velasquez."--_Chronique des Beaux-Arts._
+
+
+ MORAL.
+
+ "Modern _British_ (!) art will now be represented in the National
+ Gallery of the Luxembourg by one of the finest paintings due to
+ the brush of an _English_ (!) artist, namely, Mr. Whistler's
+ portrait of his mother."--_Illustrated London News._
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+_A Zealous Inquirer_
+
+
+"A brown-paper covered catalogue ... compiled by Mr. Whistler....
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Mar. 23, 1892.]
+
+"Several opinions (and his 'evidence at Westminster') are quoted of
+'Mr Jones, R.A.,' in the year 1878. Who is Mr. Jones, R.A.? Mr. Jones,
+R.A. (of whom the Duke of Wellington--but no matter...), died in 1869.
+Mr Burne-Jones was not elected an A.R.A. until 1885. I am afraid I
+expose myself, but I still venture to ask, who is 'Mr Jones, R.A.'?"
+
+
+
+
+_Final Acknowledgments_
+
+
+ [Sidenote: _The World_, Mar. 30, 1892.]
+
+Atlas,--Your correspondent proposes that "Mr. Jones, R.A." is not
+R.A.--but _A._R.A.
+
+_You_ know these things, Atlas--perhaps he is right, and curiously
+microscopic--for surely here we have "a difference without a
+distinction!"
+
+However, R.A. or A.R.A., and, in my opinion he deserves to be both, I
+personally owe Mr. Jones a friendly gratitude which I am pleased to
+acknowledge; for rare indeed is the courage with which, on the first
+public occasion, he sacrificed himself, in the face of all-astounded
+etiquette, and future possible ridicule, in order to help write the
+history of another.
+
+These things we like to remember, Atlas, you and I--the bright things,
+the droll things, the charming things of this pleasant life--and here,
+too, in this lovely land they are understood--and keenly appreciated.
+
+As to those others--alas! I am afraid we have done with them. It
+was our amusement to convict--they thought we cared to convince!
+
+_Allons!_ They have served our wicked purpose--Atlas, we "collect" no
+more.
+
+ "_Autres gens, autres moeurs._"
+
+PARIS, _March 26, 1892_.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+_FINIS_
+
+
+
+
+_INDEX_
+
+
+ _Action, The_, 2.
+
+ _Admission, An_, 71.
+
+ _Advanced Critic, An_, 244.
+
+ _Advantage of Explanation, The_, 245.
+
+ _Another Poacher in the Chelsea Preserves_, 233.
+
+ _Apology, An_, 107.
+
+ _Apostasy, An_, 250.
+
+ _'Arry in the Grosvenor_, 72.
+
+ _Art Critic of the "Times," The_, 35.
+
+ _Art Critic's Friend, The_, 277.
+
+ "_Aussi que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?_", 225.
+
+ _Auto-biographical_, 288.
+
+ "_Autre Temps autre Moeurs_", 189.
+
+
+ _"Balaam's Ass"_, 41.
+
+
+ _Committee of the "National Art Exhibition," To the_, 164.
+
+ _Complacent One, The_, 196.
+
+ _"Confidences" with an Editor_, 47.
+
+ _Conviction_, 88.
+
+ _Correction, A_, 66.
+
+ _Critic "Catching on," The_, 194.
+
+ _Critic's Analysis_, 44.
+
+ _Critic's "Copy"_, 50.
+
+ _Critic's Mind Considered, The_, 45.
+
+ _Critic-flaneur, The_, 197.
+
+
+ _Distinction, A_, 119.
+
+ _Document, A_, 121.
+
+
+ _Eager Authority, An_, 70.
+
+ _Early Laurels_, 176.
+
+ _Easy Expert, The_, 113.
+
+ _Editor's Anxiety, An_, 264.
+
+ _Embroidered Interview, An_, 219.
+
+ _Encouragement_, 74.
+
+ _End of the Piece, The_, 282.
+
+ _Etchings and Dry-points_, 93.
+
+ "_Et tu, Brute!_", 259.
+
+ _Exit the Prompter_, 283.
+
+ _Exploded Plot, The_, vii.
+
+ _Extraordinary Piratical Plot, An_, v.
+
+
+ _Fate of an Anecdote, The_, 81.
+
+ _Final_, 39.
+
+ _Final Acknowledgments_, 333.
+
+ _Freeing a Last Friend_, 262.
+
+ _Full Absolution_, 46.
+
+ _Further Proposition, A_, 177.
+
+
+ _Great Literary Curiosity, A_, ix.
+
+
+ _Habit of Second Natures, The_, 236.
+
+ _Hint, A_, 118.
+
+ _Home of Taste, The_, 230.
+
+
+ _Imputation, An_, 188.
+
+ _Inconsequences_, 79.
+
+ _Inevitable, The_, 173.
+
+ _In Excelsis_, 86.
+
+ _Ingratitude_, 195.
+
+ _Insinuation, An_, 187.
+
+ _Interview with an Ex-President, An_, 205.
+
+
+ _"Jeux Innocents" in Tite Street_, 110.
+
+ _Just Indignation_, 243.
+
+
+ _Last Effort, A_, x.
+
+ _La Suite_, 61.
+
+ _Later_, 54.
+
+ _L'Envoi_, 285.
+
+ "_Les points sur les i_", 130.
+
+ _Line from the Land's End, A_, 111.
+
+
+ _Market Place, In the_, 239.
+
+ _Mr. Whistler and his Critics_, 91.
+
+ _Mr. Whistler "had on his own Toast"_, 289.
+
+ _Mr. Whistler's Paper Hunt_, viii.
+
+ _Mr. Whistler's "Ten o'Clock"_, 131.
+
+
+ _Naif Enfant_, 68.
+
+ _New Dynasty, The_, 218.
+
+ _"Noblesse oblige"_, 174.
+
+ _Nocturnes, Marines, and Chevalet Pieces_, 293.
+
+ _Nostalgia_, 184.
+
+ "_Nous avons change tout cela!_", 169.
+
+
+ _Official Bumbledom_, 223.
+
+ _Official Letter, An_, 229.
+
+ _Opportunity, An_, 181.
+
+ _Opportunity Neglected, The_, 183.
+
+
+ _Painter-Etcher Papers, The_, 52.
+
+ _"Pall Mall" Puzzled, The_, 221.
+
+ _Panic_, 241.
+
+ _Philanthropy and Art_, 166.
+
+ _Played-out Policy, A_, 199.
+
+ _Point Acknowledged, The_, 43.
+
+ _Position, The_, 37.
+
+ _Professor Ruskin's Group_, 20.
+
+ _Prologue_, 1.
+
+ _Proposal, A_, 51.
+
+ _Propositions_, 76.
+
+ _Propositions--No. 2_, 115.
+
+ _Publisher's Note_, iii.
+
+
+ _Quand meme!_, 165.
+
+ _Question, A_, 279.
+
+
+ _Rassurez vous!_, 265.
+
+ _Rebuke, A_, 129.
+
+ _Red Rag, The_, 126.
+
+ _Remonstrance, A_, 75.
+
+ "_Rengaines!_", 161.
+
+ _Retrospect, A_, 213.
+
+ _Royal Society of British Artists and their Signboard_, 226.
+
+
+ _Sacrilege_, 124.
+
+ _Seizure of Mr. Whistler's Pirated Writings_, vi.
+
+ _Serious Sarcasm_, 38.
+
+ _Statistics_, 211.
+
+ _Straight Tip, A_, 69.
+
+ _Suggestion, A_, 235.
+
+ _Suspicion, A_, 87.
+
+
+ _Taking the Bait_, 106.
+
+ _Talent in a Napkin_, 193.
+
+ _Tenderness in Tite Street_, 162.
+
+ _Testimony_, 247.
+
+ _Troubled One, A_, 46.
+
+
+ _Unanswered Letter, An_, 78.
+
+ _Uncovered Opinions_, 80.
+
+
+ _Warning, A_, 67.
+
+ _"Whacking Whistler"_, 269.
+
+ _What "Mr. Whistler had on his own Toast"_, 291.
+
+ _Whistler v. Ruskin: Art and Art Critics_, 21.
+
+ _Whistler's Grievance_, 266, 273.
+
+
+ _Zealous Inquirer, A_, 332.
+
+
+
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