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diff --git a/23869.txt b/23869.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..10b2302 --- /dev/null +++ b/23869.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5957 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Little Mr. Thimblefinger and His Queer +Country, by Joel Chandler Harris + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Little Mr. Thimblefinger and His Queer Country + +Author: Joel Chandler Harris + +Illustrator: Oliver Herford + +Release Date: December 15, 2007 [EBook #23869] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MR. THIMBLEFINGER *** + + + + +Produced by David Edwards, Sam W. and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from scans of public domain material produced by +Microsoft for their Live Search Books site.) + + + + + + + + + + LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER + AND HIS QUEER COUNTRY + + What the Children Saw and Heard there + + + BY + + JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS + AUTHOR OF "UNCLE REMUS," ETC. + + + _ILLUSTRATED BY OLIVER HERFORD_ + + + [Illustration] + + + BOSTON AND NEW YORK + HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN AND COMPANY + The Riverside Press, Cambridge + 1895 + + + + +Copyright, 1894, +BY JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS AND +HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN & CO. + + +_All rights reserved._ + + +_The Riverside Press, Cambridge, Mass., U. S. A._ +Electrotyped and Printed by H. O. Houghton and Company + + + + + Books by Joel Chandler Harris. + + + NIGHTS WITH UNCLE REMUS. Illustrated. + 12mo, $1.50; paper, 50 cents. + + MINGO, AND OTHER SKETCHES IN BLACK + AND WHITE. 16mo, $1.25; paper, 50 cents. + + BALAAM AND HIS MASTER, AND OTHER + SKETCHES. 16mo, $1.25. + + UNCLE REMUS AND HIS FRIENDS. Illustrated. + 12mo, $1.50. + + LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER AND HIS + QUEER COUNTRY. Illustrated. Crown 8vo, + $2.00 + + HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN & CO. + BOSTON AND NEW YORK. + + + + +[Illustration: MR. RABBIT FELL KERTHUMP. Page 41.] + + + + +A LITTLE NOTE TO A LITTLE BOOK. + + +The stories that follow belong to three categories. Some of them were +gathered from the negroes, but were not embodied in the tales of Uncle +Remus, because I was not sure they were negro stories; some are Middle +Georgia folklore stories, and no doubt belong to England; and some are +merely inventions. + +They were all written in the midst of daily work on a morning +newspaper,--a fact that will account in some measure for their crude +setting. + + J. C. H. + WEST END, ATLANTA, GA. + + + + +CONTENTS. + + + PAGE + I. THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE DOLLS 5 + + II. MR. THIMBLEFINGER'S QUEER COUNTRY 17 + + III. MR. THIMBLEFINGER'S FRIENDS 33 + + IV. TWO QUEER STORIES 47 + + V. THE TALKING-SADDLE 61 + + VI. THE TALKING-SADDLE AND THE THIEF 73 + + VII. THE LADDER OF LIONS 86 + + VIII. BROTHER TERRAPIN'S FIDDLE-STRING 101 + + IX. THE LOOKING-GLASS CHILDREN 110 + + X. MR. RABBIT AS A RAIN-MAKER 121 + + XI. HOW BROTHER BEAR'S HAIR WAS COMBED 131 + + XII. A SINGING-MATCH 139 + + XIII. THE STRAWBERRY-GIRL 147 + + XIV. THE WITCH OF THE WELL 155 + + XV. THE BEWITCHED HUNTSMAN 165 + + XVI. THE THREE IVORY BOBBINS 175 + + XVII. "KEEN-POINT," "COB-HANDLE," AND "BUTCH" 185 + + XVIII. MRS. MEADOWS RESUMES HER STORY 195 + + XIX. A STORY OF THE RIVER 215 + + + + +LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. + + + PAGE + MR. RABBIT FELL KERTHUMP (Page 41) _Frontispiece_ + + RAG-TAG ROLLING OUT OF THE CORNER 10 + + THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE DOLLS AND THE BIG BLACK CAT 14 + + SWEETEST SUSAN WAKING UP 18 + + FOLLOWING LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER 24 + + MR. RABBIT AND MRS. MEADOWS 36 + + MR. BILLY-GOAT AND MR. WOLF 52 + + MY MOTHER WASHING THE OLD MAN'S COAT AND WAISTCOAT 56 + + DRUSILLA WAITING ON MR. RABBIT 62 + + TIP-TOP AND THE MAYOR 68 + + THE MAYOR PARDONING THE THIEF 82 + + CHICKAMY CRANY CROW AND TICKLE-MY-TOES 84 + + MR. RABBIT BANDAGING BROTHER LION'S PAW 92 + + THE LADDER OF LIONS 98 + + MR. RABBIT FIDDLING FOR BROTHER TERRAPIN 104 + + BROTHER TERRAPIN TUMBLING INTO THE CREEK 108 + + SWEETEST SUSAN, MEETING HER REFLECTION 110 + + THEY ALL PLUNGED INTO THE LOOKING-GLASS 118 + + MR. RABBIT SAYING NOTHING 124 + + BROTHER BEAR ARGUING THE RAIN QUESTION 128 + + MRS. BEAR HANGING OUT CLOTHES 134 + + LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER 140 + + THE SINGING-MATCH 144 + + GRANNY GRIM-EYE FINDS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL ASLEEP 148 + + THE LITTLE OLD MAN DISCOVERS THE STRAWBERRY-GIRL 150 + + THE GOLDEN-HAIRED, BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL 164 + + THE LITTLE OLD MAN, THREE WITS, AND THE STAG 174 + + THE STAG AND THE WITCH 180 + + THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE OLD MAN 192 + + VALENTINE SLAYING THE SPIDER 210 + + VALENTINE TALKING TO THE RIVER 220 + + BUSTER JOHN SHAKING HANDS WITH MR. RABBIT 228 + + + + +LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER AND HIS QUEER COUNTRY. + + + + +I. + +THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE DOLLS. + + +Once upon a time there lived on a plantation, in the very middle of +Middle Georgia, a little girl and a little boy and their negro nurse. +The little girl's name was Sweetest Susan. That was the name her +mother gave her when she was a baby, and she was so good-tempered that +everybody continued to call her Sweetest Susan when she grew older. +She was seven years old. The little boy's name was Buster John. That +was the name his father had given him. Buster John was eight. The +nurse's name was Drusilla, and she was twelve. Drusilla was called a +nurse, but that was just a habit people had. She was more of a child +than either Sweetest Susan or Buster John, but she was very much +larger. She was their playmate--their companion, and a capital one +she made. + +Sweetest Susan had black hair and dark eyes like her father, while +Buster John had golden hair and brown eyes like his mother. As for +Drusilla, she was as black as the old black cat, and always in a good +humor, except when she pretended to be angry. Sweetest Susan had +wonderful dark eyes that made her face very serious except when she +laughed, but she was as full of fun as Buster John, who was always in +some sort of mischief that did nobody any harm. + +These children were not afraid of anything. They scorned to run from +horses, or cows, or dogs. They were born on the big plantation, and +they spent the greater part of the day out of doors, save when the +weather was very cold or very wet. They had no desire to stay in the +house, except when they were compelled to go to bed, and a great many +times they fretted a little because they thought bedtime came too +soon. + +Sweetest Susan had a great many dolls, and she was very fond of them. +She had a China Doll, a Jip-jap Doll, a Rag Doll, a Rubber Doll, a +White Doll, a Brown Doll, and a Black Doll. Sometimes she and +Drusilla would play with the Dolls out in the yard, and sometimes +Buster John would join them when he had nothing better to do. But +every evening Sweetest Susan and Drusilla would carry the Dolls into +the bedroom and place them side by side against the wall. Sweetest +Susan wanted them placed there, she said, so she could see her +children the last thing at night and the first thing in the morning. + +But one night Sweetest Susan went to bed crying, and this was so +unusual that Drusilla forgot to put the Dolls in their places. +Sweetest Susan's feelings were hurt. She had not been very good, and +her mother had called her Naughty Susan instead of Sweetest Susan. +Buster John, in the next room, wanted to know what the matter was, but +Sweetest Susan wouldn't tell him, and neither would she tell Drusilla. +After a while Sweetest Susan's mother came in and kissed her. That +helped her some, but she lay awake ever so long sobbing a little and +thinking how she must do so as not to be called Naughty Susan. + +Drusilla lay on a pallet near Sweetest Susan's bed, but, for a wonder, +Drusilla lay awake too. She said nothing, but she was not snoring, +and Sweetest Susan could see the whites of her eyes shining. The fire +that had been kindled on the hearth so as to give a light (for the +weather was not cold) flickered and flared, and little blue flames +crept about over the sputtering pine-knot, jumping off into the air +and then jumping back. The blue flames flickered and danced and crept +about so, and caused such a commotion among the shadows that were +running about the room and trying to hide themselves behind the chairs +and in the corners, that the big brass andirons seemed to be alive. + +While Sweetest Susan was lying there watching the shadows and +wondering when Drusilla would go to sleep, she heard a voice call +out,-- + +"Oh, dear! I believe I've got smut all over my frock again!" + +It was the queerest little voice that ever was heard. It had a tinkling +sound, such as Susan had often made when she tied her mother's gold +thimble to a string and struck it with a knitting-needle. Just as she +was wondering where it came from, a little old woman stepped from +behind one of the andirons and shook the ashes from her dress. + +"I think I'd better stay at home," said the little old woman, "if I +can't come down the chimney without getting smut all over my frock. I +wonder where Mr. Thimblefinger is?" + +"Oh, I'm here," exclaimed another tinkling voice from the fireplace, +"but I'm not coming in. They are not asleep, and, even if they were, I +see the big Black Cat in that chair there." + +"Much I care!" cried the little old woman snappishly. "I'll call you +when I want you." + +Then she went around the room where Sweetest Susan's Dolls were +scattered, and looked at each one as it lay asleep. Then she shook her +head and sighed. + +"They look as if they were tired, poor things!" she said. "And no +wonder! I expect they have been pulled and hauled about and dragged +around from pillar to post since I was here last." + +Then the little old woman touched the Dolls with her cane, one by one. +Each Doll called out as it was touched,-- + +"Is that you, Granny?" + +And to each one she replied:-- + + "Reser, roser, rise! + And rib and rub your eyes!" + +Sweetest Susan was not at all alarmed. She felt as if she had been +expecting something of the kind. The Dolls arose and ranged themselves +in front of the fireplace--all except the Rag Doll. + +"Where's Rag-Tag?" inquired the little old woman anxiously. + +"Here I am, Granny!" replied the Rag Doll. "I'm lame in one leg and I +can't walk with the other, and my arm's out of joint." + +"Tut! tut!" said the little old woman. "How can you be lame in your +legs when there's no bone in them? How can your arm be out of joint +when there's no joint? Get up!" + +Rag-Tag rolled out of the corner and tumbled across the floor, heels +over head. + +"Now, then," said the little old woman, opening her satchel, "what can +I do for you?" + +"She's pulled all my hair out!" whispered the China Doll. + +"She's mashed my nose flat!" cried the Jip-jap Doll. + +"She's put one of my eyes out!" whined the Brown Doll. + +"She's put chalk all over me!" blubbered the Black Doll. + +[Illustration: RAG-TAG ROLLING OUT OF THE CORNER] + +"She hasn't hurt me!" exclaimed the Rubber Doll. + +"She's made a hole in my back, and the sawdust is all running out!" +whined Rag-Tag. + +"I'll attend to you first, before you bleed to death," said the little +old woman, frowning. Then she rapped on the floor with her cane and +cried out:-- + + "Long-Legged Spinner, + Come earn your dinner!" + +While Sweetest Susan was wondering what this meant, she saw a big +Black Spider swing down from the ceiling and hang, dangling close to +the little old woman's face. Its little eyes sparkled like coals of +fire, and its hairy mouth worked as if it were chewing something. +Sweetest Susan shivered as she looked at it, but she didn't scream. + +"A thimbleful of fresh cobwebs, Long-Legged Spinner!" said the little +old woman, in a businesslike way. + +Then the big Black Spider moved his legs faster than a cat can wink +her eyes, and in a few seconds the fresh cobwebs were spun. + +"That is very nice," said the little old woman. "Here's a fat +Bluebottle for you." + +The big Black Spider seized the Fly and ran nimbly to the ceiling +again. The Fly buzzed and buzzed in a pitiful way, and Sweetest Susan +thought to herself, "Oh, what should I do if that was poor me!" + +Then the little old woman hunted in her satchel until she found a +piece of mutton suet, and with this and the fresh cobwebs she quickly +stopped the hole in Rag-Tag's back. This done, she went around and +doctored each one. She glued more hair on the China Doll. She fixed +the nose of the Jip-jap Doll. She gave a new blue eye to the Brown +Doll. + +"There!" she exclaimed when she had finished, "I think you look a +little more like yourself now. But you would look a great deal better +if you had any clothes fit to wear. Now pay attention! What is the +name of this horrible giantess that drags you about and beats you so?" + +"It's no giantess, Granny," replied Rag-Tag. "It's a little girl, and +sometimes she's very, very good." + +"Hush!" cried the little old woman. "Speak when you are spoken to." + +"She _is_ a giantess, Granny," said the Brown Doll. "She's taller than +that chair yonder." + +"Where is she now?" the little old woman asked fiercely. + +"She's asleep in the bed, Granny," said the Brown Doll. + +"Pinch her good, Granny!" cried the Wax Doll. "Put out her eyes!" + +"Scratch her, Granny! Pull out her hair!" pleaded the Brown Doll. + +"Bump her head against the wall, Granny! Mash her nose!" exclaimed the +Jip-jap Doll. + +The Rag-Tag Doll said not a word. + +All this time the little old woman was searching in her satchel for +something, and Sweetest Susan began to get frightened. + +"I've come off without my specs," said the little old woman, "and I +can't see a stiver with such a light as this." + +Just then the big Black Cat that had been sleeping quietly in a chair +rose and stretched himself and gaped, showing his long white teeth. He +jumped to the floor and walked back and forth purring and rubbing +against the little old woman in a friendly way. + +"Get out! You'll push me over," she cried. "Oh, will you go away? I'll +stick you with my needle! I certainly will! Keep your long tail out of +my face! Oh, how can I see to do anything? Will you go away? I'll hit +you as sure as I am standing here!" + +"Don't," said the big Black Cat, stopping and looking straight at the +little old woman. "Don't you know it brings bad luck to hit a black +cat?" + +"If I hit you, you'll feel it," cried the little old woman. + +"Stop," exclaimed the big Black Cat. "I know what you are here for. Do +you see my eyes? They are as green as grass. Do you see my teeth? They +are as strong as iron. Do you see my claws? They are as sharp as +needles. If I look at you hard you'll shiver; if I bite you you'll +squall; if I scratch you you'll bleed." + +The Grandmother of the Dolls looked at the big Black Cat long and +hard. + +"Do I know you?" she asked. + +"I know you," replied the Black Cat. + +"What is your name?" she asked. + +[Illustration: THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE DOLLS AND THE BIG BLACK CAT] + +"Billy-Billy Blackfoot." + +"It is time for you to go hunting," she said. She wanted to get him +out of the room. + +"I have found what I was hunting for," said Billy-Billy Blackfoot. + +"There's a rat gnawing in the pantry." + +"He'll be fatter when I catch him." + +"There's a piece of cheese in the dining-room." + +"It won't spoil until I eat it." + +"There's a pan of milk in the kitchen." + +"It won't turn sour till I drink it." + +"There's catnip in the garden." + +"It will grow till I want it." + +The Grandmother of the Dolls then made a cross-mark on the carpet and +waved her cane in the air. This was done to put a spell on Billy-Billy +Blackfoot, but before the spell could work Billy-Billy made a circle +by chasing his tail around. Then he glared at the little old woman and +slowly closed one eye. This was too much. The Grandmother of the Dolls +seized her cane and made a furious attack on Billy-Billy Blackfoot, +but he leaped nimbly out of the way and the cane fell with a whack on +the bald head of the Brown Doll. + +At this there was a tremendous uproar. The Brown Doll screamed: +"Murder!" Billy-Billy Blackfoot's tail swelled to twice its natural +size; the hair-brush fell on the floor; the dustpan rattled; the +shovel and tongs staggered out from the chimney-corner and rolled over +on the hearth; the Dolls scrambled and scurried under the bed, and the +little old woman whisked up the chimney like a spark from a burning +log. + +When Sweetest Susan raised up in bed to look around she saw Drusilla +sitting on her pallet rubbing her eyes, but Billy-Billy Blackfoot was +sitting by the fireplace washing his face as quietly as if nothing had +happened. At first it seemed to Sweetest Susan that it had all been a +dream, but presently she heard a small voice that came down the +chimney: + +"Mr. Thimblefinger! Mr. Thimblefinger! It is nine minutes after +twelve." There was a pause, and then the small voice sounded farther +away, like an echo, "Nine minutes and two seconds after twelve!" + + + + +II. + +MR. THIMBLEFINGER'S QUEER COUNTRY. + + +The next morning Sweetest Susan was awake early. She wanted very much +to turn over and go to sleep again, for her eyes were heavy and her +body was tired. But the moment she remembered the wonderful events of +the night before, she sat up in bed and looked around. Drusilla was +still asleep and snoring very loudly, but Sweetest Susan jumped out of +bed and shook her by the shoulder. + +"Drusilla! Drusilla! wake up!" cried Sweetest Susan. Drusilla stopped +short in her snoring and turned over with a groan. She kept her eyes +closed, and in a moment she would have been snoring again, but +Sweetest Susan continued to shake her and called her until she +squalled out:-- + +"Who dat? What you want? Oh, Lordy!" + +"Wake up, Drusilla," said Sweetest Susan, "I want to ask you +something." + +"Ain't I 'wake? How kin I be any 'waker when I'm 'wake? Oh, is dat +you, honey? I wuz skeer'd 't was dat lil' bit er ol' 'oman. Whar she +gone? Las' time I seed her she wuz des walkin' 'roun' here like she +wuz gwine ter tromple on me. I laid low, I did." + +Sweetest Susan clasped her hands together and cried: "Oh, wasn't it a +dream, Drusilla? Did it all happen sure enough?" + +Drusilla shook her head wildly. "How kin we bofe have de same kind er +dream? I seed de 'oman gwine on, en you seed 'er gwine on. Uh-uh! +Don't talk ter me 'bout no dreams." + +The whole matter was settled when Buster John cried out from the next +room: "What fuss was that you were making in there last night, +squealing and squeaking?" + +The matter was soon explained to Buster John, and after breakfast the +children went out and sat on the big wood-pile and talked it all over. +The boy asked a hundred questions, but still his curiosity was not +satisfied. + +All this time the birds were singing in the trees and the wood-sawyers +sawing in the pine logs. Jo-reeter, jo-reeter, jo-ree! sang the +birds. Craik, craik, craik, went the wood-sawyers. + +[Illustration: SWEETEST SUSAN WAKING UP] + +"There are fifty dozen of them," said Buster John. + +"Fifty-five thousand you'd better say," replied Sweetest Susan. "Just +listen!" + +"No needs ter listen," cried Drusilla. "You'd hear 'em ef you plugged +up yo' years." + +Buster John put his knife-blade under a thick piece of pine bark and +pried it up to find one of the busy sawyers. The bark was strong, but +presently it seemed to come up of its own accord, and out jumped the +queerest little man they had ever seen or even heard of except in +make-believe story-books. Buster John dropped his knife, and down it +went into the wood-pile. He could hear it go rattling from log to log +nearly to the bottom. Sweetest Susan gave a little screech. Drusilla +sat bolt upright and exclaimed:-- + +"You all better come en go see yo' ma. I want ter see 'er myse'f." + +But there was nothing to be frightened at. The tiny man had brushed +the dust and trash from his clothes, and then turned to the children +with a good-humored smile. He was not above four inches high. He had +on a dress-coat. Drusilla afterward described it as a claw-hammer +coat, velveteen knickerbockers, and silver buckles on his shoes. His +hat was shaped like a thimble, and he had a tiny feather stuck in the +side of it. + +"I'm much obliged to you for getting me out of that scrape," he said +with a bow to all the children. "It was a pretty tight place. I stayed +out last night just one second and a half too late, and when I went to +go home I found the door shut. So I just crawled under the bark there +for a nap. The log must have turned in some way, for when I woke up +and tried to crawl out I found I couldn't manage it. I wouldn't have +minded that so much, but just then I saw one of those terrible +flat-headed creatures making his way toward me. Why, his head was a +sawmill! He was gnawing the wood out of his way and clearing a road to +me. I tried to draw my sword, but I couldn't get it from under me. +Then I felt the bark rising. I pushed as hard as I could, and here I +am." + +"Ax 'im his name," said Drusilla in an awe-stricken tone. + +"Ah, I forgot," responded the little man. "I know you, but you don't +know me. My name is Mr. Thimblefinger, and I shall be happy to serve +you. Whenever you want me just tap three times on the head of your +bed." + +"Thank goodness! I don't sleep in no bed," exclaimed Drusilla. + +"That makes no difference," said Mr. Thimblefinger. "If you sleep on a +pallet just tap on the floor." + +"Please, Mister, don't talk dat a-way," pleaded Drusilla, "kase I'll +be constant a-projeckin' wid dat tappin', an' de fus' time you come +I'll holler fire." + +"Don't notice her," said Buster John, "she talks to hear herself +talk." + +"I see," replied Mr. Thimblefinger, tapping his forehead significantly +and nodding his head. + +"You kin nod," said Drusilla defiantly, "but my head got mo' in it dan +you kin comb out." + +"I believe you!" exclaimed Mr. Thimblefinger, "I believe you!" He +spoke so earnestly that Sweetest Susan and Buster John laughed, and +Drusilla laughed with them. + +"You dropped your knife," said Mr. Thimblefinger. "I'm sorry of it. I +can't bring it up to you, but I'll see if I can't crawl under and get +it out." + +With that he leaped nimbly from log to log and disappeared under the +wood-pile. The children went down to see what he would do. They were +so astonished at his droll appearance that they forgot their +curiosity. + +"Is that a fairy, brother?" asked Sweetest Susan in a low voice. + +"No!" exclaimed Buster John with a lofty air, but not loudly. "Don't +you see he's not a bit like the fairies we read about in books? Why, +he was afraid of a wood-sawyer." + +"That's so," Sweetest Susan rejoined. + +"He's a witch, dat what he is," said Drusilla. + +"Shucks!" whispered Buster John. He heard the voice of Mr. +Thimblefinger under the wood-pile. + +"I've found it, I've found it!" he cried. And presently he made his +appearance, dragging the knife after him. He tugged at it until he got +it out, and then he sat down on a chip, wiped the perspiration from +his eyes, and fanned himself with a thin flake of pine bark no bigger +than a bee's wing. + +"Pick me up and let's go on top of the wood-pile," said Mr. +Thimblefinger after a while. "It's suffocating down here. Ouch! don't +tickle me, if you do I shall have a fit." Buster John had lifted him +by placing a thumb and forefinger under his arms. "And don't squeeze +me, neither," the little man went on. "I was cramped under that bark +until I'm as sore as a boil all over. Goodness! I wish I was at home!" + +"Where do you live?" asked Sweetest Susan when they were once more +seated on the wood-pile. + +"Not far from here, not very far," replied Mr. Thimblefinger, shaking +his head sagely, "but it is a different country--oh, entirely +different." + +Sweetest Susan edged away from the little man at this, and Drusilla +stretched her eyes. + +"What is it like?" asked Buster John boldly. + +Mr. Thimblefinger reflected a while, and then shook his head. "I can +show it to you," he said, "but I can't describe it." + +"Pick 'im up an' show 'im to your ma!" exclaimed Drusilla suddenly. + +"No, no, no!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger, leaping to his feet. "That +would spoil everything. No grown person living in this country has +ever seen me. No, no! don't try that. It would spoil your luck. I +wouldn't be here now if the Dolls' Grandmother hadn't begged me to +come with her last night. But I'll come to see you,"--he pointed at +Drusilla. "I'll come often." + +"I des said dat fer ter see what you'd say," protested Drusilla. "You +wan' gwine ter take 'im, wuz you, honey?" This question was addressed +to Buster John, who scorned to answer it. + +"Grown people wouldn't understand me," Mr. Thimblefinger explained. +"They know a great deal too much to suit me." + +"How do you get to your country?" inquired Buster John, who was keen +for an adventure. + +"The nearest way is by the spring," replied Mr. Thimblefinger. "That +is the only way you could go." + +"Can I go too?" asked Sweetest Susan. "And Drusilla?" + +"Oh, of course," said Mr. Thimblefinger, shrugging his shoulders. "One +can go or all can go." + +"Do you go down the spring branch?" asked Buster John. + +[Illustration: FOLLOWING LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER] + +"No, no," replied Mr. Thimblefinger. "Below the spring and below the +branch." + +"Do you mean under the spring?" Sweetest Susan inquired, with some +hesitation. + +"That's it," cried Mr. Thimblefinger. "Right down through the spring +and under it." + +"Why, we'd drown," said Sweetest Susan. "The spring is deep." + +"Well, you'll ha' ter 'skuze me," exclaimed Drusilla. "Dat water's too +wet fer me." + +Buster John waited for an explanation, but none was forthcoming. + +"We couldn't go through the spring, you know," he said presently. + +"How do you know?" asked Mr. Thimblefinger slyly. "Did you ever try +it?" + +He asked each of the children this, and the reply was that none of +them had ever tried it. + +"I put my foot in it once," said Buster John, "and the water was just +like other spring water. I know we can't go through it." + +"Come now!" Mr. Thimblefinger suggested, "don't say you know. +Sometimes people live to be very old and don't know the very things +they ought to know." + +"But I know that," replied Buster John confidently. + +"Very well, then," said Mr. Thimblefinger, pulling out a tiny watch, +"did you ever feel of the water in the spring at precisely nine +minutes and nine seconds after twelve o'clock?" + +"N-o-o-o," replied Buster John, taken by surprise, "I don't think I +ever did." + +"Of course not!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger gayly. "You had no reason. +Well, at nine minutes and nine seconds after twelve o'clock the water +in the spring is not wet. It is as dry as the air we breathe. It is +now two minutes after twelve o'clock. We'll go to the spring, wait +until the time comes, and then you will see for yourselves." + +As they went toward the spring--Mr. Thimblefinger running on before +with wonderful agility--Drusilla touched Sweetest Susan on the arm. +"Honey," said she, "don't let dat creetur pull you in de spring. +Goodness knows, ef he puts his han' on me I'm gwine ter squall." + +"Will you hush?" exclaimed Buster John impatiently. + +"Watch out, now," said Drusilla defiantly. "Ef you gits drownded in +dar I'll sho' tell yo' ma." + +Fortunately, there was no one near the spring, so Mr. Thimblefinger +advanced boldly, followed closely by the children, though Drusilla +seemed to hang back somewhat doubtfully. When they arrived there Mr. +Thimblefinger took out his tiny timepiece and held it in his hand. The +children watched him with breathless interest, especially Buster John, +who was thrilled with the idea of having an adventure entirely +different from any that he had read of in the story-books. + +As the little man stood there holding his watch and looking at it +intently, the dinner-bell rang, first in the hallway and then in the +back porch. The children remembered it afterward. + +"You all better go git yo' dinner 'fo' it git col', stidder projeckin' +'roun' here wid you dunner what," remarked Drusilla. + +"Now!" exclaimed Mr. Thimblefinger, "put your hand in the spring." + +Buster John did as he was bid, and, to his amazement, he could feel no +water. He could see it, but he couldn't feel it. He turned pale with +excitement and withdrew his hand. Then he put his other hand in, but +the result was the same. He plunged his arm in up to the elbow, but +his sleeve remained perfectly dry. + +"Try it, sis," he cried. + +Sweetest Susan did so, and boldly declared there was no water in the +spring. She wanted Drusilla to try to wet her hand, but Drusilla +sullenly declined. + +Mr. Thimblefinger settled the matter by walking into the spring. + +"Now, then, if you are going, come along," he cried. "You have just +seventeen and a half seconds." He waved his hand from the bottom of +the spring and stood waiting. A spring lizard ran near him, and he +drew his sword and chased it into a hole. A crawfish showed its head, +and he drove it away. Then he waved his hand again. "Come on, the +coast is clear." + +Buster John put his hand in the water again, and this seemed to +satisfy him. He stepped boldly into the spring, and in a moment he +stood by Mr. Thimblefinger, laughing, but still excited by the novelty +of his experience. He called to his sister:-- + +"Come on, sis. It's splendid down here." + +"Is it wet?" she asked plaintively. "Is it cold?" + +"No!" replied Buster John impatiently. "Don't be a baby." + +"Come on, Drusilla! You've got to come. Mamma said you must go +wherever we went," cried Sweetest Susan. + +"No, ma'am!" exclaimed Drusilla, with emphasis. "She ain't tol' me ter +foller you in de fier an' needer in de water!" + +But Sweetest Susan didn't wait to hear. She jumped into the spring +with a splash and then stood by her brother very red in the face. + +"Five more seconds!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger in a businesslike way. + +Drusilla looked in the spring and hesitated. She could see the water +plain enough, but then she could also see Sweetest Susan and Buster +John, and they seemed to be very comfortable. + +"I'm comin'," she yelled, "but ef you all make me git drownded in dry +water I'll ha'nt you ef it's de las' thing I do!" + +Then she shut her eyes tight, put her fingers in her ears, and leaped +into the spring. She floundered around with her eyes still shut, and +gasped and caught her breath just like a drowning person, until she +heard the others laughing at her, and then she opened her eyes with +astonishment. + +Suddenly there was a loud, splashing sound heard above and around them +and under their feet. + +"Watch out!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger. "Run this way! The water is +getting wet again!" + +The way seemed to widen before them as they ran, and in a moment they +found themselves below the "gum," or "curb," of the spring and beyond +it. But as they went forward the bottom of the spring seemed to grow +and expand, and the sun shining through gave a soft light that was +very pleasant to the eye. The grass was green and the leaves of the +trees and the flowers were pale pink and yellow. + +Mr. Thimblefinger seemed to be very happy. He ran along before the +children as nimbly as a killdee, talking and laughing all the time. +Presently Drusilla, who brought up the rear, suddenly stopped in her +tracks and looked around. Then she uttered an exclamation of fright. +Sweetest Susan and Buster John paused to see what was the matter. + +"Wharbouts did we come in at?" she asked. + +Then, for the first time, the children saw that the bottom of the +spring had seemed to expand, until it spread over their heads and +around on all sides as the sky does in our country. + +"Don't bother about that," said Mr. Thimblefinger. "No matter how big +it looks, it's nothing but the bottom of the spring after all." + +"But how are we to get out, please?" asked Sweetest Susan. + +"The same way you came in," said Mr. Thimblefinger. + +"I tol' you! I tol' you!" exclaimed Drusilla, swinging her right arm +up and down vigorously. "Ef you kin fly you kin git out, an' you look +much like flyin'. Dat what you git by not mindin' me an' yo' ma!" + +"Tut! tut!" exclaimed Mr. Thimblefinger. "I'll 'sicc' the Katydids on +you if you don't stop scaring the little girl. Come! we are not far +from my house. We'll go there and see what the neighbors have sent in +for dinner." + +Buster John followed him as readily as before, but Sweetest Susan and +Drusilla were not so eager. They had no device, however, and Drusilla +made the best of it. + +"I ain't skeered ez I wuz. He talk mo' and mo' like folks." + +So they went on toward Mr. Thimblefinger's house. + + + + +III. + +MR. THIMBLEFINGER'S FRIENDS. + + +"I hope you are not tired," said Mr. Thimblefinger to Sweetest Susan +when they had been on their way for some little time. "Because if you +are you can rest yourself by taking longer steps." + +Buster John was ready to laugh at this, but he soon discovered that +Mr. Thimblefinger was right. He found that he could hop and jump ever +so far in this queer country, and the first use he made of the +discovery was to jump over Drusilla's head. This he did with hardly +any effort. After that the journey of the children, which had grown +somewhat tiresome (though they wouldn't say so), became a frolic. They +skimmed along over the gray fields with no trouble at all, but +Drusilla found it hard to retain her balance when she jumped high. Mr. +Thimblefinger, who had a reason for everything, was puzzled at this. +He paused a while and stood thinking and rubbing his chin. Then he +said that either Drusilla's head was too light or her heels too +heavy--he couldn't for the life of him tell which. + +There was one thing that bothered the children. If Mr. Thimblefinger's +house was just big enough to fit him (as Buster John expressed it), +how could they go inside? Sweetest Susan was so troubled that she +asked Drusilla about it. But Drusilla shook her head vigorously. + +"Don't come axin' me," she cried. "I done tol' you all right +pine-blank not ter come. Ef de house lil' like dat creetur is, what +you gwine do when night come? En den spozen 'pon top er dat dat a big +rain come up? Oh, I tol' you 'fo' you started! Who in de name er sense +ever heah talk er folks gwine down in a spring? You mought er know'd +sump'in gwine ter happen. Oh, I tol' you!" + +There was no denying this, and Sweetest Susan and her brother were +beginning to feel anxious, when an exclamation from Mr. Thimblefinger +attracted their attention. + +"We are nearly there," he shouted. "Yonder is the house. My! won't the +family be surprised when they see you!" + +Sure enough there was the house, and it was not a small one, either. +Drusilla said it looked more like a barn than a house, but Buster John +said it didn't make any difference what it looked like so long as they +could rest there and get something to eat, for they had had no dinner. + +"I hope dey got sho' 'nuff vittles--pot-licker an' dumplin's, an' +sump'in you kin fill up wid," said Drusilla heartily. + +Mr. Thimblefinger, who had been running a little way ahead, suddenly +paused and waited for the children to come up. + +"Come to think of it," he remarked, "you may have heard of some of my +family. I call them my family, but they are no kin to me. We just live +together in the same house for company's sake." + +"They are not fairies?" suggested Sweetest Susan. + +Mr. Thimblefinger shook his head. "Oh, no! Just common every-day +people like myself. We put on no airs. Did you ever hear of Mrs. +Meadows? And Mr. Rabbit? And Mrs. Rabbit?" + +"Dem what wuz in de tale?" asked Drusilla. + +"Yes," said Mr. Thimblefinger, "the very same persons." + +"Sho' 'nuff!" exclaimed Drusilla. "Why, we been hear talk er dem sence +'fo' we wuz knee-high." + +Sweetest Susan and Buster John said they had often heard of Mr. Rabbit +and Mrs. Meadows. This seemed to please Mr. Thimblefinger very much. +He smiled and nodded approval. + +"Did they ever have you in a story?" asked Buster John. + +"No, no!" replied Mr. Thimblefinger. "I was so little they forgot me." +He laughed at his own joke, but it was very plain that he didn't +relish the idea of not having his name in a book. + +Presently the children came to the house, but they hesitated at the +gate and stood there in fear and trembling. What they saw was enough +to frighten them. An old woman was sitting in a chair knitting. She +was not different from many old women the children had seen, but near +her sat a Rabbit as big as a man. He was a tremendous creature, +grizzly and gray, and watery-eyed from age. He sat in a rocking-chair +smoking a pipe. + +[Illustration: MR. RABBIT AND MRS. MEADOWS] + +"Le' 's go back," whispered Drusilla. "Dat ar creetur bigger dan a +hoss. Ef he git a glimp' us we er gone--gone!" + +Sweetest Susan shivered and looked at Buster John, and Buster John +looked at Mr. Thimblefinger. But Mr. Thimblefinger ran forward, crying +out:-- + +"Howdy, folks, howdy! I've brought some friends home to dinner." He +beckoned to the children. "Come on and see Mrs. Meadows and Mr. +Rabbit." + +Mrs. Meadows immediately dropped her knitting in her lap, and threw +her hands up to her head, as if to arrange her hair. + +"Come in," said Mr. Thimblefinger to the children. + +"Yes, come on," exclaimed Mr. Rabbit in a voice that sounded as if he +had a bad cold. + +"I'm in no fix to be seen," said Mrs. Meadows, "but I'm glad to see +you, anyhow. Come right in. Take off your things and make yourself at +home. How did you get here? I reckon that little trick there has been +telling tales out of school." She pointed at Mr. Thimblefinger and +laughed. + +"He brought us," said Sweetest Susan. "I'm sorry we came." + +"Now, don't say that," remarked Mrs. Meadows kindly. "What are you +afraid of?" + +"Of him," replied Sweetest Susan, nodding her head toward Mr. Rabbit. + +"Is that all?" exclaimed Mrs. Meadows. "Why, he's as harmless as a +kitten." + +"Yes, yes!" said Mr. Rabbit complacently. "No harm in me--no harm in +old people. Just give us a little room in the corner--a little place +where we can sit and nod--and there's no harm in us. I'm just as glad +you've come as I can be. I see you've brought the Tar Baby. She's +grown some since I saw her last." Mr. Rabbit looked at Drusilla with +considerable curiosity. "I hope she's not as sticky as she used to +be." + +"Hey!" cried Buster John, laughing. "Mr. Rabbit thinks Drusilla is the +Tar Baby!" + +Drusilla tossed her head scornfully. "Huh! I ain't no Tar Baby. I may +be a nigger, an' I speck I is, but I ain't no Tar Baby. My mammy done +tol' me 'bout de Tar Baby in de tale, an' she got it fum her +gran'daddy. Ef I'm de Tar Baby, I'm older dan my mammy's gran'daddy." + +Mr. Rabbit took off his spectacles and wiped them on his coat-tail. +"My eyes are getting very bad," he said, by way of apology. "But you +certainly look very much like the Tar Baby. If you were both together +in the dark, nobody could tell you apart. Well, well! I'm getting +old." + +"You ain't no older dan you look," said Drusilla spitefully under her +breath. + +"Hush!" whispered Sweetest Susan. "He'll eat us up." + +Mrs. Meadows laughed. "Don't worry, child. Mr. Rabbit loves his pipe +and a joke, but he'll never hurt you. Never in the world." + +"But this isn't in the world," suggested Buster John. + +"Well, it's next door, as you may say," Mrs. Meadows replied. + +Just then Mr. Rabbit slowly raised himself from his chair and examined +the seat closely. "I missed Mr. Thimblefinger," he said, "and I was +afraid I had sat on him." + +"Oh, no!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger, coming out from under the steps; +"I was just resting myself." + +"Mr. Thimblefinger will take care of himself, I'll be bound," +exclaimed Mrs. Meadows. "He's little; but is a mountain strong because +it is big?" + +"Why, that puts me in mind of the story--But never mind! I'm always +thinking about old times." Mr. Rabbit sighed as he said this. + +"Oh, please tell us the story," pleaded Sweetest Susan, anxious to +make friends with Mr. Rabbit. + +He shook his head. "Mrs. Meadows can tell it better than I can." + +"Dinner!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger. "What about dinner?" + +"Dinner'll be ready directly," replied Mrs. Meadows. + +"But the story?" Sweetest Susan said. + + +THE STRONGEST--WHO? OR WHICH? + +"Well," replied Mrs. Meadows, "it was like this: One time in the +country where we came from--the country where you live now--there +chanced to be a big frost, and the mill-pond froze over. Mr. Rabbit +ran along that way and found that the pond had this bridge across it." + +"Was it this Mr. Rabbit here?" asked Buster John. + +Mrs. Meadows folded her hands in her lap and looked at them. "Well," +she said, "I never talk about folks behind their backs. You must do +your own guessing. Anyway, Mr. Rabbit found the ice bridge over the +pond, and as he was in something of a hurry he skipped across it. I +mean he skipped a part of the way. The Ice was so slippery that when +he got about halfway, his feet slipped from under him and he fell +kerthump! He got up and rubbed himself as well as he could, and then +he thought that the Ice must be very strong to hit him so hard a lick. +He said to the Ice, 'You are very strong.' + +"'I am so,' replied the Ice. + +"'Well, if you are so strong, how can the Sun melt you?' + +"The Ice said nothing, and so Mr. Rabbit asked the Sun, 'Are you very +strong?' + +"'So they tell me,' replied the Sun. + +"'Then how can the Clouds hide you?' + +"The Sun was somewhat ashamed and had nothing to say. So Mr. Rabbit +looked at the Clouds. + +"'Are you very strong?' + +"'We have heard so,' replied the Clouds. + +"'How can the Wind blow you?' + +"The Clouds sailed away, and Mr. Rabbit asked the Wind, 'Are you very +strong?' + +"'I believe you,' said the Wind. + +"'Then how can the Mountain stand against you?' + +"The Wind blew itself away, and then Mr. Rabbit asked the Mountain, +'Are you very strong?' + +"'So it seems,' replied the Mountain. + +"'How can the Mouse make a nest in you?' + +"The Mountain was mum. So Mr. Rabbit asked the Mouse, 'Are you very +strong?' + +"'I believe so,' replied the Mouse. + +"'How can the Cat catch you?' + +"The Mouse hid in the grass. Mr. Rabbit asked the Cat, 'Are you very +strong?' + +"'Yes, indeed,' replied the Cat. + +"'How can the Dog chase you?' + +"The Cat began to wash her face. Then Mr. Rabbit said to the Dog, 'Are +you very strong?' + +"'I certainly am,' replied the Dog. + +"'Then why does the Stick scare you?' + +"The Dog began to scratch the fleas off his neck, and Mr. Rabbit said +to the Stick, 'Are you very strong?' + +"'Everybody says so.' + +"'Then how can the Fire burn you?' + +"The Stick was dumb, and Mr. Rabbit asked the Fire, 'Are you very +strong?' + +"'Anybody will tell you so,' the Fire answered. + +"'How can the Water quench you?' + +"The Fire hid behind the smoke. Then Mr. Rabbit asked the Water, 'Are +you very strong?' + +"'Strong is no name for it,' said the Water. + +"'How can the Ice cover you?' + +"The Water went running down the river, and after it had gone the Ice +said to Mr. Rabbit, 'You see you had to come back to me at last.' + +"'Yes,' replied Mr. Rabbit, 'and now I am going away. You are too much +for me.' Then Mr. Rabbit loped off, rubbing his bruises." + +"Was it really you, Mr. Rabbit?" asked Sweetest Susan. + +Mr. Rabbit rubbed his mustache with the end of his pipe-stem. "Well, +I'll tell you the truth. I was mighty foolish in my young days. But +now all I want to do is to eat breakfast, and then wait until dinner +is ready, and then sit and wait until supper is put on the table." + +Mrs. Meadows winked at the children and then turned to Mr. Rabbit. + +"Now," said she, "I've told the story you ought to have told, for you +know more about it than anybody else. It's as little as you can do to +sing the old song that you sung when you used to go frolicking." + +"Why, it's about myself!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. "At my time of life it +would never do." + +"Please make him sing it," said Sweetest Susan, who was much given to +getting her own way by the pretty little art of coaxing. + +"Oh, he'll sing it," replied Mrs. Meadows confidently. "He can't +refuse." + +Mr. Rabbit shook his head, and then seemed to fall into a brown study, +but suddenly, seeing that they were all waiting for the song, he +cleared up his throat, and after several false starts sang this +song:-- + + +OH, THIS IS MR. RABBIT! + + Oh, this is Mr. Rabbit, that runs on the grass, + So rise up, ladies, and let him pass; + He courted Miss Meadows, when her ma was away, + He crossed his legs, and said his say. + He crossed his legs, and he winked his eye, + And then he told Miss Meadows good-by. + So it's good-by, ducky, + And it's good-by, dear! + I'll never come to see you + Until next year! + For this is Mr. Rabbit, that runs on the grass, + So rise up, ladies, and let him pass. + + And he cried from the gate, so bold and free: + "I know you are glad to get rid of me." + And then Miss Meadows shook her head-- + "If you stay too long you'll find me dead. + And it's good-by, ducky, + And it's good-by, dear! + You'll find me dead + When you come next year!" + For this is Mr. Rabbit, that runs on the grass, + So rise up, ladies, and let him pass. + + Mr. Owl called out from the top of the tree, + "Oh, who? Oh, who?" and "He-he-he!" + Mr. Fox slipped off in the woods and cried; + Mr. Coon's broken heart caused a pain in his side. + For it's good-by, ducky, + And it's good-by, dear! + If you ever come to see me, + Come before next year! + For this is Mr. Rabbit, that runs on the grass, + So rise up, ladies, and let him pass. + + Mr. Rabbit looked around, and saw all the trouble, + And he laughed and he laughed till he bent over double. + He shook his head, and said his say-- + "I'll come a-calling when to-morrow is to-day. + For when you have a ducky, + Don't stay--don't stay-- + Go off and come again + When to-morrow is to-day." + For this is Mr. Rabbit, that runs on the grass, + So rise up, ladies, and let him pass. + + + + +IV. + +TWO QUEER STORIES. + + +There is no doubt the children were very much surprised to see Mr. +Rabbit. They were astonished to find that he was so large and +solemn-looking. When the negroes on the plantation told them about Mr. +Rabbit--or Brother Rabbit, as he was sometimes called--they had +imagined that he was no larger than the rabbits they saw in the +sedge-field or in the barley-patch, but this Mr. Rabbit was larger +than a dozen of them put together. + +In one way or another Sweetest Susan and Buster John and Drusilla +showed their amazement very plainly--especially Drusilla, who took no +pains to conceal hers. Every time Mr. Rabbit moved she would nudge +Sweetest Susan or Buster John and exclaim: "Look at dat!" or, "We +better be gwine!" or, "Spozen Brer Fox er Brer Wolf come up an' dey er +dat big!" + +Mrs. Meadows noticed this; indeed, she could not help noticing it. And +so she said:-- + +"I reckon maybe you expected to find Mr. Rabbit no bigger than the +rest of his family that live in your country." + +Before the children could make any answer, Mr. Rabbit began to +chuckle, and he chuckled so heartily that Sweetest Susan was afraid he +would choke. + +"I don't wonder you laugh," said Mrs. Meadows, elevating her voice a +little, as if Mr. Rabbit were a little deaf. + +"It may not be polite to laugh in company," replied Mr. Rabbit, "but I +am obliged to do it." His voice was wheezy, and he nodded his head +vigorously. "Yes, I am obliged to do it. Why, I could put one of those +poor creatures in my coat-pocket. They are not Rabbits. They are +Runts. Yes, Runts. That's what they are. And to think, too, that their +great-grandparents might have come here when I did. But, no! They +wouldn't hear to it. No new country for them, they said. And so they +stayed where they were, and the breed has dwindled down to--to +nothing. I'll be bound they have forgotten how to talk." He turned to +the children with a look of inquiry. + +"Why, of course, rabbits can't talk," said Buster John. + +Mr. Rabbit shook his head sadly and put his hand to his eyes. "Well, +well, well!" he exclaimed after a while. "Can't talk! But I might have +known it. The family's gone to seed. I'm glad I'm not there to see it +all. A neighbor here and there does no harm, but when people began to +crowd in I concluded to move, and I'm glad I did. I'm old and getting +feeble, but, thank gracious, I'm not a Runt." + +"I don't see but you're as nimble as ever you were," remarked Mrs. +Meadows soothingly. + +"I know--I know!" Mr. Rabbit insisted; "I may be as nimble, but I'm +not as keen for a frolic as I used to be. The chimney-corner suits me +better than a barbecue." Mr. Rabbit closed his big eyes and sighed. +"Well, well--everybody to his time, everybody to his taste!" + +Mrs. Meadows nodded her head approvingly. "Yes; between first one +thing and then another, there's lots of time and a heap of tastes." + +"They tell me," remarked Mr. Rabbit suddenly, "that things have got to +that pass in the country we came from that even Mr. Billy-Goat, who +used to eat meat, has dwindled away in mind and body till he hangs +around the stable doors and eats straw for a living. That's what Mr. +Thimblefinger says, and he ought to know. I suppose Billy is still +bob-tailed? I remember the very day he had his tail broken off." + +"Tell us about it," remarked Buster John. + + +WHY MR. BILLY-GOAT'S TAIL IS SHORT. + +"Oh, it doesn't amount to much," said he. "It's hardly worth talking +about. I think it was one Saturday. In those days, you know, we used +to have a half-holiday every Saturday. We worked hard all the week, +and we tried to crowd as much fun into a half-holiday as possible. +Well, one Saturday afternoon Mr. Billy-Goat and Mr. Dog were walking +arm in arm along the road, talking and laughing in a sociable way, +when all of a sudden a big rain came up. Mr. Billy-Goat said he was +mighty sorry he left his parasol at home, because the rain was apt to +make his horns rust. Mr. Dog shook himself and said he didn't mind +water, because when he got wet the fleas quit biting. + +"But Mr. Billy-Goat hurried on and Mr. Dog kept up with him until +they came to Mr. Wolf's house, and they ran into the front porch for +shelter. The door was shut tight, but Mr. Billy-Goat had on his +high-heel shoes that day, and he made so much noise as he tramped +about that Mr. Wolf opened his window and looked out. When he saw who +it was, he cried out:-- + +"'Hallo! this is not a nice day to pay visits, but since you are here, +you may as well come in out of the wet.' + +"But Mr. Dog shook his head and flirted up dirt by scratching on the +ground with his feet. He had smelled blood. Mr. Billy-Goat saw how Mr. +Dog acted, and he was afraid to go in. So he shook his horns. + +"'You'd just as well come in and sit by the fire,' said Mr. Wolf, +unlatching the door. + +"But Mr. Dog and Mr. Billy-Goat thanked him kindly, and said they +didn't want to carry mud into the house. They said they would just +stand in the porch till the shower passed over. Then Mr. Wolf took +down his fiddle, tuned it up, and began to play. In his day and time +few could beat him playing the fiddle. And this time he played his +level best, for he knew that if he could start Mr. Billy-Goat to +dancing he'd have him for dinner." + +"I don't see how," said Buster John. + +"Well," exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, "if Mr. Billy-Goat began to dance he +would be likely to dance until he got tired, and then it would be an +easy matter for Mr. Wolf to outrun him." + +"Of course," said Sweetest Susan. + +"Well," Mr. Rabbit continued, "Mr. Wolf kept on playing the fiddle, +but Mr. Billy-Goat didn't dance. Not only that, he kept so near the +edge of the porch that the rain drifted in on his horns and ran down +his long beard. But he kept his eye on Mr. Wolf. After playing the +fiddle till he was tired, Mr. Wolf asked:-- + +"'How do you get your meat, my young friends?' + +"Mr. Dog said he depended on his teeth, and Mr. Billy-Goat, thinking +to be on the safe side, said he also depended upon his teeth. + +"'As for me,' cried Mr. Wolf, 'I depend on my feet!' and with that he +dropped his fiddle and jumped at Mr. Billy-Goat. But he knocked the +broom down and the handle tripped him. It was all very sudden, but +by the time Mr. Wolf had recovered himself Mr. Billy-Goat and Mr. Dog +had gone a considerable distance. + +[Illustration: MR. BILLY-GOAT AND MR. WOLF] + +"They ran and ran until they came to a big creek. Mr. Billy-Goat asked +Mr. Dog how he was going to get across. + +"'Swim,' said Mr. Dog. + +"'Then I'll have to bid you good-by,' replied Mr. Billy-Goat, 'for I +can't swim a stroke.' + +"By this time they had arrived at the bank of the creek, and they +could hear Mr. Wolf coming through the woods. They had no time to +lose. Mr. Dog looked around on the ground, gathered some jan-weed, +yan-weed, and tan-weed, rubbed them together, and squeezed a drop of +the juice on Mr. Billy-Goat's horns. He had no sooner done this than +Mr. Billy-Goat was changed into a white rock. + +"Then Mr. Dog leaped into the creek and swam across. Mr. Wolf ran to +the bank, but there he stopped. The water was so wide it made tears +come in his eyes; so deep that it made his legs ache; and so cold that +it made his body shiver. + +"When Mr. Dog arrived safely on the other side he cried out, 'Aha! +you are afraid! You've drowned poor Mr. Billy-Goat, but you are afraid +of me. I dare you to fling a rock at me!' + +"This made Mr. Wolf so mad that he seized the white rock and threw it +at Mr. Dog with all his might. It fell near Mr. Dog, and instantly +became Mr. Billy-Goat again. But in falling a piece was broken off, +and it happened to be Mr. Billy-Goat's tail. Ever since then he has +had a very short tail." + +"Were you there, Mr. Rabbit?" asked Sweetest Susan bluntly. + +"I was fishing at the time," replied Mr. Rabbit. "I heard the noise +they made, and I turned around and saw it just as I've told you." + +Drusilla touched Buster John on the arm. "We ain't dreamin', is we, +honey?" + +Buster John looked at her scornfully. "What put that in your head?" he +asked. + +"Suppose the rock had hit Mr. Dog?" suggested Sweetest Susan. + + +THE PUMPKIN-EATER. + +"Now, that's so!" exclaimed Mr. Thimblefinger. "And it reminds me of a +little accident that happened in my mother's family. But it's hardly +worth telling." + +"Well, tell it, anyhow," said Mrs. Meadows. + +"Yes," remarked Mr. Rabbit, "the proof of the pudding is in chewing +the bag." + +"Well," said Mr. Thimblefinger, "as far back as I can remember, and +before that, too, my mother was a widow, and she had a great many +children to take care of. The reason she had so many children was +because she was poor. I have noticed all my life that when people are +very poor they happen to have more children than they know what to do +with. This was the way with my mother. She had a houseful of children, +and she found it a hard matter to get along. + +"One day she went down to the creek to wash the clothes, such as she +and the children had, and when she got there she found an old man +sitting on the bank. He said, 'Howdy,' and she said, 'Good-morning,' +and then he asked her if she would be so good as to wash his coat and +his waistcoat. She said she would be glad to do so, and the old man +said he would be very much obliged. So my mother washed the coat and +waistcoat. Then he asked her if she would comb his hair for him, and +she did so. + +"The old man thanked her kindly, and took from his pocket a string of +red beads and made her a present of them. Then he told her to go out +behind the house when she got home, and there she'd find a +pumpkin-tree growing. He said that she must bury the string of beads +at the foot of the tree. + +"'That's a pity,' exclaimed my mother; 'they are so beautiful.' + +"But the old man declared that she must do as he said, and after that +she was to go to the pumpkin-tree every day and ask for as many +pumpkins as she wanted. + +"My mother went home and found the pumpkin-tree where never a tree had +been growing before, and at its roots she buried the string of beads. +Next morning, bright and early, she went to the pumpkin-tree and +called for one pumpkin. Down it dropped from the tree. For a long time +my mother and her children were happy and growing fat. Every day a big +pumpkin would be cooked, and as my mother had to leave us so as to +attend to her work, enough pumpkin would be left in the pot to last +us all day. + +[Illustration: MY MOTHER WASHING THE OLD MAN'S COAT AND WAISTCOAT] + +"I remember that time very well," Mr. Thimblefinger continued, with a +sigh, "for I was getting fat and growing to be almost as large as the +rest of the children. But one day, as my mother was going out to work +she found a hamper basket on the gate-post, and in that basket was a +baby. So she carried the baby in the house, gave it something to eat, +and then put it on the floor to play with the rest. But as soon as she +got out of the yard the baby crawled to the pot where the cooked +pumpkin was, and ate and ate until there was no pumpkin left. Of +course, the rest of the children had to go hungry. And when my mother +came home she had to go hungry, too. + +"She was very much surprised. She found all the pumpkin gone and the +children crying for something to eat, and the stray baby was crying +louder than any. She said we were the greediest children she had ever +seen. + +"The next day she cooked two pumpkins, but the same thing happened. +The baby went to the pot and ate both. The children told her how it +happened, but she wouldn't believe them. She said she couldn't be made +to believe that one puny little baby could eat two whole pumpkins--and +it _is_ very queer, when you come to think about it. + +"The next day she cooked three pumpkins, but the same thing happened. +Then four, then five, then six. But it was always the same. No matter +how many pumpkins were cooked, the stray baby would eat them all, and +the rest of the children would have to go hungry. You see how small I +am," said Mr. Thimblefinger, suddenly pausing in the thread of his +story. "Well, the reason of it is that I was starved out by that +pumpkin-eating baby. My brothers and sisters and myself were just as +large and as healthy as any other children until that baby was found +on the gate-post, and from that day we began to dwindle and shrink +away. + +"Well, we starved and starved until at last my mother could very +plainly see that something was the matter. So she set a trap for the +baby and baited it with pumpkins. She hadn't got out of hearing before +the baby put his head in the pot and got caught in the trap. It stayed +there all day, and when mother came home at night she found it there. +She was very much surprised, but she saw she must get rid of the baby. +She said that any creature that could manage to eat like that was able +to take care of itself, and so she carried it off down the road and +left it there. + +"Now this Pumpkin-Eater was a witch baby, and as soon as it thought my +mother was out of sight and hearing it changed itself into a tall, +heavy man." + +"'T wuz feedin' de big man all de time," exclaimed Drusilla. + +"Certainly," replied Mr. Thimblefinger. "My mother was watching it, +and she followed to see where it would go. It went down to the bank of +the river. There it found the old man who had given my mother the +string of beads, and asked him for something to eat. + +"'Comb my hair for me,' said the old man. + +"But it refused, and then the old man told it to go to the +pumpkin-tree and ask for twenty pumpkins. The greedy thing was glad to +do this. It went to the tree and called for twenty pumpkins, and down +they fell on its head." + +"What then?" asked Buster John, as Mr. Thimblefinger paused. "Was it +hurt?" + +"Smashed!" exclaimed Mr. Thimblefinger. "Knocked flatter than a +pancake! Broke into jiblets!" + +"It was a great waste of pumpkins," remarked Mrs. Meadows. + + + + +V. + +THE TALKING-SADDLE. + + +Just then Mrs. Meadows smoothed out her apron and rose from her chair. + +"I smell dinner," she said, "and it smells like it is on the table. +Let's go in and get rid of it." + +She led the way, and the children followed. The dinner was nothing +extra,--just a plain, every-day, country dinner, with plenty of +pot-liquor and dumplings; but the children were hungry, and they made +short work of all that was placed before them. Drusilla waited on the +table, as she did at home, but she didn't go close to Mr. Rabbit. She +held out the dishes at arm's length when she offered him anything, and +once she came very near dropping a plate when he suddenly flapped his +big ear on his nose to drive off a fly. + +Mrs. Meadows was very kind to the children, but when once the edge was +taken off their appetite they began to get uneasy again. There were a +thousand questions they might have asked, but they had been told +never to ask questions in company. Mr. Thimblefinger, who had a keen +eye for such things, noticed that they were beginning to get glum and +dissatisfied, and so he said with a laugh:-- + +"I've often heard in my travels of children who talked too much, but +these don't talk at all." + +"Oh, they'll soon get over that," Mrs. Meadows remarked. "Everything +is so strange here, they don't know what to make of it. When I was a +little bit of a thing my ma used to take me to quiltings, and I know +it took me the longest kind of a time to get used to the strangers and +all." + +"This isn't a quilting," said Sweetest Susan, with a sigh; "I wish it +was." + +"I don't!" exclaimed Buster John plumply. + +"Once when I was listening through a keyhole," said Mr. Thimblefinger, +placing his tiny knife and fork crosswise on his plate, "I heard a +story about a Talking-Saddle." + +"Tell it! tell it!" cried Buster John and Sweetest Susan. + +"I suppose you have no pie to-day?" said Mr. Rabbit. + +[Illustration: DRUSILLA WAITING ON MR. RABBIT] + +"Oh, yes," said Mrs. Meadows, "we'll have the pie and the story, +too." + +Mr. Thimblefinger smacked his lips and winked his eye in such comical +fashion that the children laughed heartily, but they didn't forget the +story. + +"I don't know that I can remember the best of it," said Mr. +Thimblefinger. "The wind was blowing and the keyhole was trying to +learn how to whistle, and I may have missed some of the story. But it +was such a queer one, and I was listening so closely, that I came very +near falling off the door-knob when some one started to come out. I +think we'd better eat our pie first. I might get one of those +huckleberries in my throat while talking, and there's no doctor close +at hand to keep me from choking to death." + +So they ate their huckleberry-pie, and then Mr. Thimblefinger told the +story. + +"Once upon a time a farmer had five sons. He was not rich and he was +not poor. He had some land, and he had a little money. He divided his +land equally among his four oldest sons, giving each just as much as +he could till. To each, he also gave a piece of money. Then he called +his youngest son, and said:-- + +"'You have sharp eyes and a keen wit. You want no land. All you need +is a saddle. That I will give you.' + +"'A saddle! What will I do with a saddle?' asked the youngest son, +whose name was Tip-Top. + +"'Make your fortune with it.' + +"'If I had a horse--' + +"'A head is better than a horse,' the father replied. + +"Not long after, the old man died. The land was divided up among the +four older sons, and Tip-Top was left with the saddle. He slung it on +his back and set out to make his fortune. It was not long before he +came to a large town. He rested for a while and then he went into the +town. He remembered that his father had said a head was better than a +horse, so, instead of carrying the saddle on his back, he put it on +his head. At first the people thought he was carrying the saddle +because he had sold his horse for a good price, or because the animal +had died. But he went through street after street still carrying the +saddle on his head, never pausing to look around or to speak to +anybody, and at last the people began to wonder. Some said he was a +simpleton, some said he was a saddle-maker advertising his wares, and +some said he was a tramp who ought to be arrested and put in the +workhouse. + +"This talk finally reached the ears of the Mayor of the town, and he +sent for Tip-Top to appear before him." + +"What is a Mayor?" asked Sweetest Susan suddenly. + +"He de head patter-roller," said Drusilla, before anybody else could +reply. + +"That's about right," Mr. Thimblefinger declared. "Well, the Mayor +sent for Tip-Top. But instead of going to the place where the Mayor +held his court, Tip-Top inquired where his house was and went there. +Now, when Tip-Top knocked at the Mayor's door the servant, seeing the +man with a saddle on his head, began to scold him. + +"'Do you think the Mayor keeps his harness in the parlor? Go in the +side gate and carry the saddle in the cellar where it belongs. Hang it +on the first peg you see.' + +"Tip-Top tried to say something, but the servant shut the door with a +bang. Then Tip-Top did as he was bid. He went through the side gate, +and found the cellar without any trouble, but instead of hanging the +saddle on a peg, he placed it on the floor and sat on it. + +"After waiting patiently a while, wondering when the Mayor would call +him, Tip-Top heard voices on the other side of the wall. He listened +closely, and soon found that the housemaid who had driven him away +from the Mayor's door was talking to her brother, who had just +returned from a long journey. + +"'The Mayor has gold,' said the brother. 'You must tell me where he +keeps it. I have a companion in my travels, and to-night we shall come +and take the treasure.' + +"For a long time the housemaid refused to tell where the Mayor kept +his gold, but the brother threatened and coaxed, and finally she told +him where the treasure lay. + +"'It is in a closet by the chimney in the first room to the right at +the head of the stairs. The gold is in an iron box and it is very +heavy.' + +"'My companion has long hair and a strong arm,' said the brother. 'He +is cross-eyed and knock-kneed. It wouldn't do for you to meet him in +the hallway. Go to bed early and lock your door, and if you hear any +outcry during the night cover your head with a pillow and go to sleep +again.' + +"Then the housemaid and her brother went away. + +"'Well,' said Tip-Top, 'this is no place for me.' + +"He waited a while, and then went out of the cellar into the yard with +his saddle on his head. The cook, seeing him there, told him to carry +the saddle to the stable where the horses were kept. Tip-Top went to +the stable, placed his saddle in an empty stall, and sat on it. + +"After a while he heard two persons come in from the street. They went +into a stall near by and began to talk. One was the coachman and the +other was his nephew, who had just returned from a long journey. + +"'The Mayor has fine horses,' said the nephew. 'I must have two of +them to-night, otherwise I am ruined forever.' + +"The coachman refused to listen at first, but after a while he +consented. He told his nephew that the stable-boy slept in the manger. + +"'I have a companion in my travels,' said his nephew, 'and to-night +we shall come and take the horses away. My companion has short hair +and a heavy hand. Close your eyes and cover your head with straw if +you hear any outcry.' + +"After a while the coachman and his nephew went out into the street +again, and then Tip-Top came forth from the stable with the saddle on +his head. The Mayor had just come in, and was standing at his window. +He saw the man in the yard with the saddle on his head, and sent a +servant to call him. + +"'What is your name?' asked the Mayor. + +"'Tip-Top, your honor.' + +"'I didn't ask after your health; I asked for your name,' said the +Mayor. + +"'It is Tip-Top, your honor.' + +"'Your name or your health?' + +"'Both, your honor.' + +"'What are you doing here?' + +"'His honor, the Mayor, sent for me, your honor.' + +"'What were you doing just now?' + +"'Waiting to be sent for, your honor.' + +"'Where is your horse?' asked the Mayor. + +[Illustration: TIP-TOP AND THE MAYOR] + +"'I have no horse, your honor.' + +"'Why do you carry your saddle?' + +"'Because no one will carry it for me, your honor.' + +"'Why do you not sell it and be rid of it, ninny?' + +"'Few are rich enough to buy it, your honor.' + +"'How much money is it worth?' + +"'Two thousand pieces of gold, your honor.' + +"'Are you crazy?' cried the Mayor. 'Why is it so valuable?' + +"'It is a Talking-Saddle, your honor.' + +"'What does it say?' + +"'Everything, your honor. It warns, it predicts, and it gives advice.' + +"'Let it talk for me,' said the Mayor, full of curiosity. + +"'Your honor would fail to understand its language,' replied Tip-Top. + +"'Let it talk and do you tell me what it says.' + +"Tip-Top placed his saddle on the carpet and pressed his foot against +it until the leather made a creaking noise. + +"'I am waiting,' said the Mayor. 'What does the saddle say?' + +"'It says, your honor, that you must call the housemaid.' + +"The Mayor, to humor the joke, did so. The housemaid came, grumbling. +She looked at the saddle, at Tip-Top, and then at the Mayor. + +"'Now what does the saddle say?' asked the Mayor. + +"'It says, your honor, that this woman has a brother, who has just +returned from a journey in strange lands. The saddle says, your honor, +that this woman's brother has a companion who has long hair and a +strong arm.' + +"'Is that all?' asked the Mayor. + +"'No, your honor, it is not half.' + +"'It is very strange,' said the housemaid. + +"'The saddle says, your honor, that if you will sit in the closet by +the chimney, in the first room to the right, where there is an iron +box that is very heavy, you will receive a visit to-night from this +woman's brother and his companion.' + +"The Mayor was very much astonished, but before he could open his lips +the woman fell on her knees and confessed all. The Mayor called an +officer and sent her away. Then he turned to Tip-Top, and asked:-- + +"'Is that all?' + +"'By no means, your honor. The saddle says send for the coachman.' + +"The Mayor did so, and the coachman came, bowing and smiling. + +"'How much is the saddle worth?' the Mayor asked him. + +"'Master, it is worthless,' replied the coachman, with a sneer. + +"'Let us see,' said the Mayor. Then, turning to Tip-Top: 'What does +the saddle say?' + +"'It says, your honor, that this coachman here has a nephew, who has +just returned from a long journey. It says that the nephew has a +companion who has short hair and a heavy hand.' + +"'What more?' + +"'The saddle says, your honor, that if you will sleep in the manger +where your two finest horses feed, you will receive a visit from the +coachman's nephew and his traveling companion.' + +"The coachman implored his master's mercy, and told all. Of course, +the Mayor was very much astonished. He turned his unfaithful servants +over to an officer, and that night had a watch set around his house +and stable, and caught the thieves and their companions." + +"But the saddle didn't talk," said Sweetest Susan. "So the man didn't +tell what was true." She made this remark with so much dignity that +Mrs. Meadows laughed. + +But Buster John was quite impatient. + +"This isn't a girl's story," he exclaimed. + +"Oh, yes," replied Mrs. Meadows. "It is for girls as well as boys. +Sometimes people tell stories just to pass the time away, and if the +stories have little fibs in 'em, that don't do anybody any harm, they +just keep them in there. If they didn't, the story wouldn't be true." + +"Is that the end of the story of the Talking-Saddle?" asked Buster +John. + +"No! Oh, no!" Mr. Thimblefinger answered. "I was just going to tell +you the rest." + +But before he could go on with it, the noise of laughter was heard at +the door, and then there came running in a queer-looking girl and a +very queer-looking boy. + + + + +VI. + +THE TALKING-SADDLE AND THE THIEF. + + +The queer-looking girl was running from the very queer-looking boy, +and both were laughing loudly. When they saw the children sitting at +the table they both stopped suddenly. The queer-looking girl turned +and made a wry face at the very queer-looking boy. At this both burst +out laughing, and suddenly stopped again. + +"Be ashamed of yourselves!" exclaimed old Mr. Rabbit, rapping on the +floor with his cane. "Be ashamed! Where are your manners? Go and speak +to our friends and make your best bow, too,--don't forget that!" Mr. +Rabbit appeared to be very indignant. + +Mrs. Meadows was in a better humor. "This," she said, as the +queer-looking girl came forward, "is Chickamy Crany Crow, and this," +as the very queer-looking boy came timidly up, "is Tickle-My-Toes." + +They bowed, and then went off a little way, looking very solemn and +comical. They didn't dare glance at each other for fear they would +begin laughing again. The reason they looked so queer was because, +although they acted like children, they were old in appearance,--as +old as a person past middle age. + +"They are country-raised, poor things! You'll have to excuse them. +They don't know any better." Mr. Thimblefinger sighed as he said this, +and looked thoughtful. + +"What about the Talking-Saddle?" Buster John inquired. "You said the +story wasn't finished." + +"To be sure! To be sure!" Mr. Thimblefinger cried. "My mind is like a +wagon without a tongue. It goes every way but the right way. Where was +I? Oh, yes, I remember now." + +"Well, the Mayor was very thankful to Tip-Top for saving his treasure +and his horses, but he wasn't satisfied about the saddle. He was +worried. Now, you know when a child is worried it cries, but when a +grown man is worried he sits down and looks away off, and puts his +elbow in his hand and his finger to his nose--so." + +"Oh, I've seen papa do that," laughed Sweetest Susan. + +"Yes, that's the way the Mayor did," Mr. Thimblefinger continued. +"There was a great thief in that country who had never been caught. He +didn't care for judges and juries and courthouses. He always sent the +Mayor word when he was coming to the city and when he was going away. + +"Now, the Mayor had received a letter from this man just the day +before Tip-Top came. The thief said he was coming after a fine +race-horse that was owned by the Mayor's brother. So the Mayor sat and +thought, and finally he asked Tip-Top if his Talking-Saddle could +catch a famous thief. + +"'It has just caught four common rogues, your honor,' replied Tip-Top, +'and I think it can catch one uncommon thief.' + +"Then the Mayor told Tip-Top that the most famous thief in all that +country intended to steal his brother's race-horse. Tip-Top said he +must see the horse, and together they went to the stable where it was +kept. The horse was already guarded. Two servants sat in the stall, +two sat outside, and two remained near the door. The Mayor's brother +was also there. + +"'What is this?' the brother asked. + +"'This fellow wants to sell his saddle,' replied the Mayor. + +"'Then arrest him,' cried the brother, 'for he is the thief.' + +"'Nonsense,' replied the Mayor. 'He is a very honest man and I will +vouch for him.' + +"Then the Mayor called his brother aside and told him why the man with +the saddle had come to see the horse. + +"Tip-Top talked with the men who had been set to guard the horse, and +he soon found that one of them was an accomplice of the thief. This +man made a swift sign to Tip-Top, and placed his finger on his mouth. +Tip-Top replied by closing his eyes with his fingers, as if to show +that he saw nothing. When he had an opportunity he said to this man:-- + +"'Tell your master I will be willing to sell the saddle to-night. I +will sleep with it under my head on the next corner. It is worth one +thousand pieces of gold.' + +"Then he returned to the Mayor, and they went away. Tip-Top laughed as +they walked along. 'This thief,' he remarked, 'is a fool. It is so +easy to steal a horse that he will not buy a saddle. He will try to +steal mine. Then we shall catch him. He will get the horse--' + +"'What!' cried the Mayor; 'get the horse?' + +"'Certainly; nothing is easier,' replied Tip-Top. 'He will get the +horse, and then he will want a saddle. He will be passing the wall +here. He will see me sleeping with my head on my friend and then he +will attempt to steal it, but the surcingle will be buckled around my +body, and I will awake and cry blue murder. Then you and your brother +can come forward from the vacant house yonder and seize him.' + +"'Where did you learn all this?' asked the Mayor. He began to suspect +that his brother was right when he said that Tip-Top was the thief. + +"'My saddle told me,' Tip-Top answered. + +"'Well,' said the Mayor, 'your plan is as good as any, but how will +the thief get the horse that is so well guarded?' + +"'Ah!' Tip-Top exclaimed, 'if I were to tell you, we should never +catch the thief.' + +"So it was all arranged. Tip-Top was to sleep on his Talking-Saddle, +near the wall and the Mayor and his brother were to watch from the +windows of the vacant house opposite. + +"When night came, the watchers who had been set to guard the horse +were very anxious. They were ready to arrest any one who might chance +to enter. Whenever they heard footsteps approaching they seized their +clubs and stood on the defensive. Sometimes a passer-by would pause, +look in, and ask what the trouble was. Then the watchers would reply +that they were waiting for the great thief who was coming to steal the +fine horse. Thus the hours passed, but no thief came. Then the +watchers began to get tired. + +"'We are crazy,' said one. 'How can a thief steal this horse, even if +he were to come in here? We are four to one. Two of us should sleep a +while, and thus we can take turns in watching.' This was agreed to, +and two of the guards stretched themselves on the straw and prepared +to sleep. But just then they heard some one singing far down the +street. It was a jolly song, and the sound of it came louder and +louder. As the singer was going by, the light in the stable caught his +eye, and he paused and looked in, but still kept up his singing. + +"'Friends,' he said when his song was done, 'what is the trouble?' + +"'We are watching a horse.' + +"'Is he sick? Perhaps I can aid you. I have doctored many a horse in +my day.' + +"'He is not sick,' replied the watchers. 'He is well and taking his +ease. We are watching to prevent a thief from stealing him.' + +"Then they told him the threat the thief had made. + +"'Come, that is too good,' cried the newcomer. 'This thief will be +worth looking at when four such stout lads as you get through with +him. When does he show himself?' + +"'That is what we are to find out,' replied the watchers. + +"'Very well,' the newcomer said; 'I'll stay, by your permission, and +see you double him up.' + +"The watchers gave their consent gladly, for the newcomer had a lively +manner and a rattling tongue. He sang songs and told stories for an +hour or more, and then pulled a bottle from under his coat. + +"'A little wine,' he said, 'will clear the fog from our throats.' He +passed the bottle around, and all drank except the guard who was +watching in the stall. + +"Now the man who had come singing up the street was the thief himself, +and the guard in the stall was his companion. The wine was drugged, +and in a very few minutes three of the watchers were fast asleep. Then +the thief and his companion took the horse from the stall. + +"'I shall have to remain here and pretend to be asleep,' said the +companion. 'You will find a saddle around the corner.' He then told +the thief about the man with the saddle. + +"'You are a fool, my friend,' said the thief. 'It is a trick--a trap.' + +"But when he had carried off the horse and hid it at the house of an +acquaintance, the thought of the man with the saddle worried him so +that he went back to satisfy himself. Tip-Top and his saddle were +there, and Tip-Top had slept so soundly that his head had rolled from +his pillow. The thief thought it would be a good stroke of business to +take the saddle along, but when he tried to lift it, Tip-Top awoke and +seized him, and cried 'Murder!' at the top of his voice. + +"The Mayor and his brother rushed from their place of concealment, +and soon the thief was bound. + +"'Where is the horse?' cried the Mayor. + +"'What horse?' exclaimed the thief. 'Do you think I carry horses in my +pocket?' + +"'What were you doing here, then?' + +"'This fellow's head had slipped from its pillow, and when I tried to +put it back he seized me and yelled that I was murdering him! I saw no +horse under the saddle.' + +"'Wait here a little,' said Tip-Top. 'Hold this thief till I return.' + +"He went to the stable, woke the thief's accomplice, who by this time +was really asleep, and told him his companion had been captured. 'If I +can find the horse and hide it our friend will be safe, for nothing +can be proved on him.' + +"The man was so frightened that he told Tip-Top where he had arranged +to meet the thief the next day. Then Tip-Top returned to the Mayor and +his brother, who still held the thief, and took them to the house +where the horse had been stabled. + +"When the horse had been found and restored to its owner the Mayor +said to Tip-Top that he would not only reward him handsomely but +grant any request he might make. + +"'Then, your honor,' replied Tip-Top, 'give this man his liberty.' + +"'Why?' asked the Mayor, much astonished. + +"'Because, your honor, he is my brother.' + +"The thief was as much astonished as the Mayor at this turn in his +affairs, but he had no difficulty in recognizing Tip-Top as his +younger brother. + +"'He certainly is a man of talent,' said the Mayor, 'and it is a pity +that he should be executed.' + +"Then the thief fell on his knees and begged the Mayor to pardon him, +promising him to live and die an honest man. And he kept his promise. +He engaged in business, and, aided by Tip-Top's advice and influence, +made a large fortune." + +"What became of the Talking-Saddle?" asked Buster John. + +"Well," replied Mr. Thimblefinger, "Tip-Top hung the saddle in his +front porch, as you have seen farmers do. He thought a great deal of +it." + +[Illustration: THE MAYOR PARDONING THE THIEF] + +"I've read something about the great thief," remarked Buster John. +"But the story didn't end that way. The thief escaped every time." + +"Oh, well, you know how some people are," exclaimed Mrs. Meadows. +"They want everything to happen just so; even a thief must be a big +man if he's in a story; but I don't believe anybody ever stole +anything yet without getting into trouble about it." + +"Who is that crying?" Mr. Rabbit suddenly exclaimed. + +"I hear no crying," said Mrs. Meadows. + +"I certainly thought I heard crying," persisted Mr. Rabbit. + +"It is Chickamy Crany Crow and Tickle-My-Toes singing. Listen!" + +Sure enough the queer-looking boy and the queer-looking girl were +singing a song. One sang one line and the other the next line, and +this made the song somewhat comical. The words were something like +these:-- + + +CHICKAMY CRANY CROW. + + Oh sing it slow, + This song of woe, + Of the girl who went to wash her toe! + Her name was Chick-- + (Oh run here quick-- + The word's so thick)-- + Chickamy--Chickamy Crany Crow! + + Chickamy what? and Chickamy which? + She went to the well and fell in the ditch; + What o'clock, old Witch? + + The clock struck one + And bowed to the sun; + But the sun was fast asleep you know; + And the moon was quick, + With her oldtime trick-- + To hide from Chick-- + Chickamy--Chickamy Crany Crow! + + Chickamy what? and Chickamy which? + She went to the well and fell in the ditch; + What o'clock, old Witch? + + Oh, sad to tell! + She went to the well-- + The time was as close to eve as to dawn-- + To Chickamy Chick, + So supple and slick, + The clock said "Tick!" + But when she came back her chicken was gone! + + Oh, whatamy, whichamy, chickamy, oh! + Moonery, oonery, tickamy Toe! + Wellery, tellery, gittery go! + Witchery, itchery, knitchery know. + +[Illustration: CHICKAMY CRANY CROW AND TICKLE-MY-TOES] + +"What kinder gwines on is dat?" exclaimed Drusilla, whose mind had +never been quite easy since she walked through the dry water in the +spring without getting drowned. "We all better be makin' our way +to'rds home. Time we git dar--ef we ever is ter git dar--it'll be dark +good. Den what yo' ma gwine to say? She gwine ter talk wid de flat er +her han'--dat what she gwine ter talk wid. Come on!" + +"Can't you be quiet?" cried Buster John. "It's nothing but a song." + +"Oh, you kin stay, an' I'll stay wid you," said Drusilla; "but when +Mistiss git you in de wash-room, don't you come sayin' dat I wouldn't +fetch you home." + +"I want to see everything," said Buster John. + +"I done seed much ez I want ter see," replied Drusilla, "an' now I +want ter live ter tell it." + +Before Buster John could say anything more, everything suddenly grew a +little darker, and in the middle of the sky--or what ought to have +been the sky, but which was the enlarged bottom of the spring--there +was a huge shadow. The children looked at it in silence. + + + + +VII. + +THE LADDER OF LIONS. + + +The shadow that seemed to fall over everything caused Buster John and +Sweetest Susan and Drusilla to run to the door. It was not a very dark +shadow, but it was dark enough to attract their attention and excite +their alarm. They were not yet used to their surroundings, for, +although a great many things they saw and heard were familiar to them, +they could not forget that they had come through the water in the +spring. They could not forget that Mr. Thimblefinger was the smallest +grown person they had ever seen,--even if he were a grown person,--nor +could they forget that they had never seen a rabbit so wonderfully +large as Mr. Rabbit. Drusilla expressed the feelings of all when she +remarked that she felt "skittish." They were ready to take alarm at +anything that might happen. Therefore they ran to the door to see what +the shadow meant. Finally they looked up at the sky, or what seemed to +be the sky, and there they saw, covering a large part of it, the +vague outline of a huge jug. The shadow wobbled about and wavered, and +ripples of light and shadow played about it and ran down to the +horizon on all sides. + +An astronomer, seeing these fantastic wobblings and waverings of light +and shadow in our firmament, would straightway send a letter or a +cable dispatch to the newspapers, declaring that an unheard-of +convulsion was shaking the depths of celestial space. And, indeed, it +was all very puzzling, even to the children, but Drusilla, who had +less imagination than any of the rest, accounted for it all by one +bold stroke of common sense. + +"Shuh! 'T ain't nothin' 't all!" she exclaimed. "Dey done got froo wid +dinner at home, an' ol' Aunt 'Cindy done put de buttermilk-jug back in +de spring." + +Sweetest Susan caught her breath with a gasp, and laughed +hysterically. She had been very much alarmed. + +"I expect that's what it is," said Buster John, but there was some +doubt in his tone. He turned to Mr. Thimblefinger, who had followed +them. "What time is it, please?" + +Mr. Thimblefinger drew his watch from his pocket with as much dignity +as he could assume, and held his head gravely on one side. "It is +now--let me see--_ahem!_--it is now precisely thirteen minutes and +eleven seconds after one o'clock." + +"Is that the jug in the spring?" asked Sweetest Susan, pointing to the +huge black shadow that was now wobbling and wavering more slowly. + +Mr. Thimblefinger shaded his eyes with his hand and examined the +shadow critically. "Yes, that is the jug--the light hurts my +eyes--yes, certainly, that is the jug." + +Presently a volume of white vapor shot out from the shadow. It was +larger than the largest comet, and almost as brilliant. + +"What is that?" asked Sweetest Susan. + +Mr. Thimblefinger felt almost as thoughtful as a sure-enough man of +science. + +"That," said he, "is an emanation--an exhalation, you might say--that +we frequently witness in our atmosphere." + +"A which?" asked Buster John. + +"Well," replied Mr. Thimblefinger, clearing his throat, "it's--er--an +emanation." + +"Huh!" cried Drusilla, "'t ain't no kind er nation. It's des de milk +leakin' out'n dat jug. I done tol' Aunt 'Cindy 'bout dat leakin' jug." + +Mr. Rabbit and Mrs. Meadows had come out of the house in time to hear +this, and they laughed heartily. In fact, they all laughed except Mr. +Thimblefinger and Drusilla. + +"It happens every day," said Mrs. Meadows. "We never notice it. I +suppose if it happened up there where you children live, everybody +would make a great to-do? I'm glad I don't live there where there's so +much fussing and guessing going on. I know how it is. Something +happens that doesn't happen every day, and then somebody'll guess one +way and somebody another way, and the first thing you know there's a +great rumpus over nothing. I'm truly glad I came away from there in +time to get out of the worst of it. You children had better take a +notion and stay here with us." + +"Oh, no," cried Sweetest Susan. "Mamma and papa would want to see us." + +"That's so," said Mrs. Meadows. "Well, I just came out here to tell +you not to get too near the Green Moss Swamp beyond the hill yonder. +There's an old Spring Lizard over there that might want to shake hands +with you with his tail. Besides it's not healthy around there; it is +too damp." + +"Oh, we are not going anywhere until we start home," Sweetest Susan +remarked. + +"How large is the Spring Lizard?" inquired Buster John. + +"He's a heap too big for you to manage," replied Mrs. Meadows. "I +don't know that he'd hurt you, but he's slept in the mud over there +until he's so fat he can't wallow scarcely. He might roll over on you +and hurt you some." + +"Are there any lions over there?" inquired Sweetest Susan. + +"No, honey, not a living one," said Mrs. Meadows. + +By this time Mr. Rabbit had come out on the piazza, bringing his +walking-cane and his pipe. He presently seated himself on the steps, +and leaned his head comfortably against one of the posts. + +"Well, well, well," he exclaimed. "It has been years and years since +I've heard the name of Brother Lion. Is he still living and doing +well?" Mr. Rabbit turned an inquiring eye on Sweetest Susan. + +"She doesn't know anything about lions," said Buster John. + +"Why, I do!" cried Sweetest Susan. "I saw one once in a cage." + +"In a cage? Brother Lion in a cage?" Mr. Rabbit raised his hands and +rolled his eyes in astonishment. "What is the world coming to? Well, +I've said many and many a time that Brother Lion was not right up +here." Mr. Rabbit tapped his forehead significantly. "In a cage! Now, +that pesters me. Why, he used to go roaring and romping about the +country, scaring them that didn't know him mighty nigh to death. And +so Brother Lion is in a cage? But I might have known it. I wonder how +the rest of the family are getting on? Not that they are any kin to +me, for they are not. I called him Brother Lion just to be neighborly. +Oh, no! He and his family are no kin to me. They are too heavy in both +head and feet for that." + +Mr. Rabbit closed his eyes as if reflecting, and patted the ground +softly with his foot. + +"Well, well! I remember just as well as if it were yesterday the day +I told Brother Lion that if he wasn't careful, Mr. Man would catch him +and put him in a cage for his children to look at. But he just hooted +at it--and now, sure enough, there he is! I mind the first time he +began his pursuit of Mr. Man. That was the time he got his hand caught +in the split of the log." + +"I done hear my daddy tell dat tale," remarked Drusilla. + +"Yes," said Mr. Rabbit, "it soon became common talk in the +neighborhood. Brother Lion had come a long way to hunt Mr. Man, and as +soon as he got his hand out of the split in the log he started to go +home again. I went part of the way with him, and then it was that I +told him he'd find himself in a cage if he wasn't careful. I made a +burdock poultice for his hand the best I could--" + +"And it's mighty good for bruises, I tell you now!" exclaimed Mrs. +Meadows. + +"And then Brother Lion went on home, feeling better, but still very +mad. Crippled as he was, he was a quick traveler, and it was not long +before he came to his journey's end. + +[Illustration: MR. RABBIT BANDAGING BROTHER LION'S PAW] + +"Well, when his mother saw him she was very sorry. But when he told +her what the matter was she was vexed. 'Aha!' said she, 'how often +have I told you about meddling with somebody else's business! How +often have I told you about sticking your nose into things that don't +concern you! I'm not sorry for you one bit, because if you had obeyed +me you wouldn't be coming home now with your hand mashed all to +flinders. But, no! daddy-like, you've got to go and get yourself into +trouble with Mr. Man, and now you see what has come of it. I'm not +feeling at all well myself, but now I've got to go to work and make a +whole parcel of poultices and tie your hand up and nurse you--and I +declare somebody ought to be nursing me this very minute.' + +"That was what Brother Lion's mother said," continued Mr. Rabbit, "but +Brother Lion didn't say anything. He just lay on the sheepskin pallet +she made him and studied how he would be revenged on Mr. Man. After a +while his hand got well, but still he said very little about the +matter. The more he thought about the way he had been treated, the +madder he got. He gnashed his teeth together and waved his long tail +about until it looked like a snake. Finally he sent word to all his +kin--his uncles and his cousins--to meet him somewhere in the woods +and hold a convention to consider how they should catch the great +monster, Mr. Man, who had caused a log of wood to mash Brother Lion's +hand. + +"Well, it wasn't long before the uncles and cousins began to arrive. +They came from far and near, and they seemed to be very ferocious. +They shook their manes and showed their tushes. They went off in the +woods and held their convention, and Brother Lion laid his complaint +before them. He told them what kind of treatment he had received from +Mr. Man, and asked them if they would help to get his revenge. He made +quite a speech, and when he sat down, his uncles and cousins were very +much excited. They roared and howled. They said they were ready to +tear Mr. Man limb from limb. They declared they were ready to go where +he was, and gnaw him and claw him on account of the scandalous way he +had treated their blood-kin. + +"But when Brother Lion's mother heard what they proposed to do she +shut her eyes and shook her head from side to side, and told the +uncles and the cousins that they had better go back home, all of them. +She said that before they got through with Mr. Man they'd wish they +had never been born. But go they would and go they did. + +"So they started out soon one morning, and traveled night and day for +nearly a week. They were getting very tired and hungry, and some of +the younger blood-cousins wanted to stop and rest, and some wanted to +turn around and go back home. But one morning while they were going +through the woods, feeling a little shaky in head and limb, they +suddenly came in sight of Mr. Man. He was cutting down trees and +splitting them into timber. He had his coat off, and seemed to be very +busy. + +"But he was not so busy that he didn't hear Mr. Lion and his uncles +and blood-cousins sneaking through the woods over the dry leaves, and +he wasn't so busy that he couldn't see them moving about among the +trees. He was very much astonished. He wondered where so many of the +Lion family came from, and what they were doing there, but he didn't +stop to ask any questions. He dropped his axe and climbed a tree. + +"Brother Lion and his uncles and his blood-cousins were very much +pleased when they saw Mr. Man climb the tree. 'We have him now,' said +Brother Lion, and the rest licked their jaws and smiled. Then they +gathered around the tree and sat on their haunches and watched Mr. +Man. This didn't do any good, for Mr. Man sat on a limb and swung his +legs, just as contentedly as if he was sitting in his rocking-chair at +home. + +"Then Brother Lion and his uncles and his blood-cousins showed their +teeth and growled. But this didn't do any good. Mr. Man swung his feet +and whistled a dance-tune. Then Brother Lion and his blood-cousins +opened their mouths wide and roared as loud as they could. But this +didn't do any good. Mr. Man leaned his head against the trunk of the +tree and pretended to be nodding. + +"This made Brother Lion and his blood-kin very mad. They ran around +the tree and tore the bark with their claws, and waved their tails +back and forth. But this didn't do any good. Mr. Man just sat up +there and swung his feet and laughed at them. + +"Brother Lion and his blood-kin soon found that if they intended to +capture Mr. Man they'd have to do something else besides caper around +the foot of the tree. So they talked it over, and Brother Lion fixed +up a plan. He said that he would stand at the foot of the tree and +rear up against the trunk, and one of his blood-cousins could climb on +his back and rear up, and then another cousin or uncle could climb up, +and so on until there was a ladder of bloodthirsty Lions high enough +to reach Mr. Man. + +"Brother Lion, mind you, was to be at the bottom of the Lion ladder," +remarked Mr. Rabbit, with a chuckle, "and he had a very good reason +for it. He had had dealings with Mr. Man, and he wanted to keep as far +away from him as possible. But before they made the Lion ladder, +Brother Lion looked up at Mr. Man and called out:-- + +"'What are you doing up there?' + +"'You'll find out a great deal too soon for your comfort,' replied Mr. +Man. + +"Brother Lion said, 'Come down from there.' + +"Mr. Man answered, 'I'll come down much sooner than you want me to.' + +"Then Brother Lion, his uncles, and his blood-cousins began to build +their ladder. Brother Lion was the bottom round of this ladder, as you +may say," continued Mr. Rabbit. "He reared up and placed his hands +against the tree, and one of his uncles jumped on his shoulders, and +put his hands against the tree. Then a cousin, and then another uncle, +and so on until the ladder reached a considerable distance up the +tree. It was such a high ladder that it began to wobble, and the last +uncle had hard work to make his way to the top. He climbed up very +carefully and slowly, for he was not used to this sort of business. He +was the oldest and the fiercest of the old company, but his knees +shook under him as he climbed up and felt the ladder shaking and +wobbling. + +"Mr. Man saw that by the time this big Lion got to the top of the +ladder his teeth and his claws would be too close for comfort, and so +he called out in an angry tone:-- + +[Illustration: THE LADDER OF LIONS] + +"'Just hold on! Just stand right still! Wait! I'm not after any of you +except that fellow at the bottom there. I'm not trying to catch any +of you but him. He has bothered me before. I let him go once, but I'll +not let him get away this time. Just stand right still and hold him +there till I climb down the other side of the tree.' + +"With that Mr. Man shook the limbs and leaves and dropped some pieces +of bark. This was more than Brother Lion could stand. He was so +frightened that he jumped from under the ladder, and his uncles and +his blood-cousins came tumbling to the ground, howling, growling, and +fighting. + +"They were as sorry-looking a sight as ever you saw when they came to +their senses. Those that didn't have their bones broken by the fall +were torn and mangled. They had acted so foolishly that out of the +whole number, Mr. Man didn't get but three lion-skins that could be +called perfect. + +"Brother Lion went home to his mother as fast as he could go and +remained quiet a long time. And now you tell me he's in a cage." + +Mr. Rabbit paused and shook his head until his ears flopped. + +The children seemed to enjoy the story very much; so much so, indeed, +that Mrs. Meadows wanted Mr. Rabbit to tell some of his own queer +experiences, but Mr. Rabbit laughed and said that it didn't seem +exactly right to be telling his own stories. He said if he told the +stories just as they happened, he'd have to talk about himself a good +deal, and people would think he was boastful. He declared he didn't +feel like making his young friends think he was bragging. + +"Oh, we shan't mind that," said Sweetest Susan, "shall we, brother?" + +"Why, of course not," replied Buster John. + +"La! we all done hear folks brag, till we got hardened ter braggin'!" +exclaimed Drusilla. + +So the children, aided by Mrs. Meadows, coaxed Mr. Rabbit until he +finally consented to tell some of his queer adventures. + + + + +VIII. + +BROTHER TERRAPIN'S FIDDLE-STRING. + + +Mr. Rabbit moved his body uneasily about, and scratched his head, and +crossed and uncrossed his legs several times before he began. + +"I declare it isn't right!" he exclaimed after a while. "I don't mind +telling about other folks, but when it comes to talking about myself, +it is a different thing." + +"Don't you remember the time you tried to get Brother Terrapin to give +you a fiddle-string?" asked Mrs. Meadows, laughing a little. + +"Oh, that was just a joke," replied Mr. Rabbit. + +"Call it a joke, then," said Mrs. Meadows. "You know what the little +boy said when the man asked him his name. He said, says he, 'You may +call it anything, so you call me to dinner.'" + +"He wasn't very polite," remarked Sweetest Susan. + +"No, indeed," Mrs. Meadows answered; "but you know that little boys +can't always remember to be polite." + +"I think we were at your house," suggested Mr. Rabbit, rubbing his +chin. + +"Yes," replied Mrs. Meadows. "In the little house by the creek. The +yard sloped from the front door right to the bank." + +"To be sure," exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, brightening up. "I remember the +house just as well as if I had seen it yesterday. There was a little +shelf on the left-hand side of the door as you came out, and there the +water-bucket sat." + +"Yes," said Mrs. Meadows; "and there was just room enough up there by +the bucket for Brother Terrapin." + +"That's so," Mr. Rabbit replied, laughing, "and when he used to go to +your house to see the girls they'd set the bucket on the table in the +house and lift Brother Terrapin to the shelf so he could see and be +seen. I remember it used to make him very mad when I'd tell him he +would be a mighty man if he wasn't so flat-footed." + +"Oh, you used to talk worse than that," cried Mrs. Meadows, laughing +heartily at the remembrance of it. "You used to tell him he was the +only man you ever saw that sat down when he stood up. I declare! +Brother Terrapin's eyes used to get right red." + +"Well," said Mr. Rabbit, after a pause; "I remember I went to your +house one day and I carried my fiddle. When I got there, who should I +see but old Brother Terrapin sitting up on the shelf. I expected to +find the girls by themselves, but there was Brother Terrapin. So I +began to joke him. + +"'Howdy, Brother Terrapin?' says I. 'If you had a ladder handy you +could come downstairs and shake hands, couldn't you?' + +"He began to get sullen and sulky at once. He wouldn't hardly make any +reply. But I didn't care for that. Says I: 'Cross your legs and look +comfortable, Brother Terrapin; don't be glum in company. I've got my +fiddle with me, and I'm going to make your bones ache if you don't +dance.' + +"Then I whirled in," said Mr. Rabbit, "and played the liveliest +tunes I could think of,--'Billy in the Low Grounds,' ''Possum up +the Gum-Stump,' 'Chicken in the Bread-Tray,' and all those +hoppery-skippery, jiggery-dancery tunes that make your feet go +whether or no. But there Brother Terrapin sat, looking as +unconcerned as if the fiddle had been ten miles away. He didn't even +keep time to the music with his foot. More than that, he didn't even +wag his head from side to side." + +"I always knew Brother Terrapin had no ear for music," remarked Mrs. +Meadows. "If that was a fault, he certainly had more than his share of +it." + +"I ought not to talk about people behind their backs," Mr. Rabbit +continued, trying to shake a fly out of his ear, "but I must say that +Brother Terrapin was very dull about some things. Well, I played and +played, and the girls danced and seemed to enjoy it. I believe you +danced a round or two yourself?" Mr. Rabbit turned to Mrs. Meadows +inquiringly. + +"I expect I shook my foot a little," said Mrs. Meadows with a sigh. "I +was none too good." + +"They danced and danced until they were tired of dancing," Mr. Rabbit +resumed; "but there sat Brother Terrapin as quiet as if he were +asleep. Well, I was vexed--I don't mind saying so now--I was +certainly vexed. But I didn't let on. And between tunes I did my best +to worry Brother Terrapin. + +[Illustration: MR. RABBIT FIDDLING FOR BROTHER TERRAPIN] + +"'Ladies,' says I, 'don't make so much fuss. Let Brother Terrapin get +his nap out. You'll turn a chair over directly, and Brother Terrapin +will give a jump and fall off the shelf and break some of the +furniture in his house.' This made the girls laugh very much, for they +remembered the old saying that Brother Terrapin carries his house on +his back. 'Don't laugh so loud,' says I, 'Brother Terrapin has earned +his rest. He's been courting on the other side of the creek, and he +has no carriage to ride in when he goes back and forth. Sh-h!' says I, +'don't disturb him. When a person sits down when he stands up, and +lies down when he walks, some allowance must be made.' + +"Brother Terrapin's eyes grew redder and redder, and the skin on the +back of his head began to work backward and forward. What might have +happened I don't know, but just as the girls were in the middle of a +dance one of my fiddle-strings broke, and it was the treble, too. I +wouldn't have minded it if it had been any of the other strings, but +when the treble broke I had to stop playing. + +"Well, the girls were very much disappointed and so was I, for I had +come for a frolic. I searched in my pockets, but I had no other +string. I tried to play with three strings, but the tune wouldn't +come. The girls were so sorry they didn't know what to do. + +"Just then an idea struck me. 'Ladies,' says I, 'it's a thousand +pities I didn't bring an extra treble, and I'm perfectly willing to go +home and fetch one, but if Brother Terrapin was a little more +accommodating the music could go right on. You could be dancing again +in a little or no time.' + +"'Oh, is that so?' says the girls. 'Well, we know Brother Terrapin +will oblige us.' + +"'I'm not so sure of that,' says I. + +"'What do you want me to do?' says he. His voice sounded as if he had +the croup. + +"'Ladies,' says I, 'you may believe it or not, but if Brother Terrapin +has a mind to he can lend me a treble string that will just fit my +fiddle.' + +"'Brother Rabbit,' says he, 'you know I have no fiddle-string. What +would I be doing with one?' + +"'Don't mind him, ladies. He knows just as well as I do that he has a +fiddle-string in his neck. I can take my pocket-knife and get it out +in half a minute,' says I. + +"This made Brother Terrapin roll his eyes. + +"'Be ashamed of yourself, Brother Terrapin,' says the girls. 'And we +were having so much fun, too.' + +"'If my neck was as long and as tough as Brother Terrapin's, I'd take +one of the leaders out and make a fiddle-string of it, just to oblige +the ladies,' says I. + +"The girls turned up their noses and tossed their heads. 'Don't pester +Brother Terrapin,' says they. 'We'll not ask him any more.' + +"'Ladies,' says I, 'there is a way to get the fiddle-string without +asking for it. Will you please hand me a case-knife out of the +cupboard there?' + +"I rose from my chair with a sort of a frown," continued Mr. Rabbit, +laughing heartily, "but before I could lift my hand Brother Terrapin +rolled from the shelf and went tumbling down the slope to the creek, +heels over head." + +"Did it hurt him much?" asked Sweetest Susan, with a touch of +sympathy. + +"It didn't stop his tongue," replied Mr. Rabbit. "He crawled out on +the other side of the creek and said very bad words. He even went so +far as to call me out of my name. But it is all over with now," said +Mr. Rabbit, with a sigh. "I bear no grudges. Let bygones be bygones." + +"I never heard before that Brother Terrapin had a fiddle-string in his +neck," said Buster John, after he had thought the matter over a +little. + +"In dem times," said Drusilla, as if to satisfy her own mind, "you +couldn't tell what nobody had skacely." + +"Why, as to that," replied Mr. Rabbit, "the fiddle-string in his neck +was news to Brother Terrapin." + +There was a pause here and the children seemed to be somewhat +listless. + +"I'll tell you what I think," remarked Mrs. Meadows to Mr. Rabbit; +"these children here are lonesome, and they'll be getting homesick +long before the time comes for them to go. Oh, don't tell me!" she +cried, when the children would have protested. "I know how I'd feel if +I was away from home in a strange country and had nobody but queer +people to talk to. We are too old. Even Chickamy Crany Crow and +Tickle-My-Toes are too old, and Mr. Thimblefinger is too little." + +[Illustration: BROTHER TERRAPIN TUMBLING INTO THE CREEK] + +"Well, what are we going to do about it?" asked Mr. Rabbit, running +his thumb in the bowl of his pipe. + +"I was just thinking," responded Mrs. Meadows. "Hadn't we better bring +out the Looking-Glass family?" + +"Well," said Mr. Rabbit, "I leave that to you." To hide the smile that +gathered around his mouth Mr. Rabbit leaned his head over and +scratched his left ear lazily with his left foot. + +"That's what I'll do," Mrs. Meadows declared decisively. "These +children want company they can appreciate, poor things!" + +She went into the house, and presently came out again, bringing a +mirror about three feet wide and five feet high. + + + + +IX. + +THE LOOKING-GLASS CHILDREN. + + +The frame of the mirror was of dark wood, curiously carved, and it was +set on pivots between two small but stout upright posts, made of the +same kind of wood. As Mrs. Meadows brought the looking-glass out, it +swung back and forth between these posts, and its polished surface +shone with great brilliancy. The children wondered how they were to +amuse themselves with this queer toy. Mrs. Meadows placed the +looking-glass a little way from them, but not facing them. The frame +was in profile, so that they could see neither the face nor the back +of the mirror. + +"You come first," she said to Buster John. + +He went forward, and Mrs. Meadows placed him in front of the +looking-glass. As he turned to face it, his reflection (as it seemed) +stepped from the mirror and stared at him. Buster John looked at Mrs. +Meadows for an explanation, but at that moment she beckoned to +Sweetest Susan. When Buster John moved, his image moved. Mrs. +Meadows pushed him gently aside to make room for Sweetest Susan, and +it seemed that some invisible hand pushed his reflection gently aside. + +[Illustration: SWEETEST SUSAN MEETING HER REFLECTION] + +Sweetest Susan stepped before the looking-glass, and her reflection +walked out to meet her. Drusilla now came forward, and her image +stepped forth, looking somewhat scared and showing the whites of its +eyes. Mrs. Meadows went to the looking-glass, gave it a sudden turn on +its pivots, and carried it into the house. + +All this happened so rapidly that the children hardly had time to be +surprised, but now that the looking-glass had been carried away and +they were left with their reflections, their shadows, their images (or +whatever it was), they didn't know what to do, or say, or think. They +could only look at each other in dumb astonishment. Drusilla was the +first to break the silence. In her surprise she had moved quickly back +a few steps, and her image, which had come out of the looking-glass, +had as quickly moved forward and toward her a few steps. + +"Don't come follerin' atter me!" she cried excitedly. "Kaze ef you +do, you'll sho' git hurted. I ain't done nothin' 't all ter you. I +ain't gwine ter pester you, an' I ain't gwine ter let you pester me. I +tell you dat now, so you'll know what ter 'pen' on." + +"Don't move! Please don't move!" cried Sweetest Susan to Buster John. +"If you do I can't tell you apart. I won't know which is which. That +wouldn't be treating me right nor Mamma, either." + +Naturally, the children were in a great predicament when Mrs. Meadows +came back. She saw the trouble at once, and began to laugh. It was +funny to see Buster John and Sweetest Susan and Drusilla standing +there staring first at the Looking-Glass children and then at +themselves, not daring to move for fear they would get mixed up with +their doubles. The Looking-Glass children stared likewise, first at +themselves and then at the others. + +"What is the matter?" Mrs. Meadows asked. "Why don't you go and play +with one another and make friends? It isn't many folks that have the +chance you children have got." + +"I don't feel like playing," said Sweetest Susan. "I'm afraid we'll +get mixed up so that nobody will know one from the other." + +"Why, there's all the difference in the world," exclaimed Mrs. +Meadows, trying hard not to laugh. "The Looking-Glass children are all +left-handed. You have a flower on the left side of your hat, the other +Susan has a flower on the right side of hers. Your brother there has +buttons on the right side of his coat; the other John has buttons on +the left side. There is a flaw in the looking-glass, and Drusilla, +being a little taller than you two, was just tall enough for the end +of her nose to be even with the flaw. That's the reason the other +Drusilla's nose looks like it had been mashed with a hammer." + +"Yes 'm, it do!" exclaimed Drusilla. She involuntarily took a step +forward to take a nearer view of the flawed nose, and of course the +other Drusilla took a step forward as if to show the flawed nose. +"Don't you dast ter come 'bout me!" exclaimed Drusilla. "Goodness +knows, I don't look dat away. Go on, now! Go 'ten' ter yo' own +business ef you got any." + +"I don't want to play with you," said the other Drusilla. "You've got +smut on your face. I don't like to play with dirty-faced girls." + +"My face cleaner'n yone dis blessed minnit," retorted Drusilla. + +"And your hair is not combed," said the other Drusilla. "It is wrapped +with strings, and you couldn't comb it if you wanted to. I think it is +a shame." + +"Look at yo' own head!" retorted Drusilla angrily. "It's mo' woolly +dan what mine is. 'T ain't never been kyarded much less combed. An' +who got any mo' strings roun' der hair dan you got on yone?" + +"How could I help it?" the other Drusilla asked. "You came and looked +at me in the glass and I had to be just like you, smutty face and all. +I don't think it is right. I know I never looked like this before, and +I hope I never shall again." + +"Tut, tut!" said Mrs. Meadows; "don't get to mooning around here. You +might look better, but you don't look so bad. It will all come right +on wash-day, as the woman said when she put her dress on wrong side +outwards. Here comes Chickamy Crany Crow and Tickle-My-Toes. They'll +be glad to see you, no matter how you look." + +And they were. They ran to the Looking-Glass children and greeted +them warmly. Tickle-My-Toes stared at the other Drusilla in surprise, +but he didn't laugh at her. "You look as if you had fallen down the +chimney," he said, "but that doesn't make any difference. So long as +you are here, we are satisfied." + +"Oh, I don't mind it," said the other Drusilla. + +"Now, then," remarked Mrs. Meadows, "you couldn't please us better +than to sing us a song. You haven't practiced together for a long +time." + +The other children looked at one another in a shamefaced way, and +then, without a word of objection or explanation, they began to sing +as with one voice, the most plaintive song that ever was heard. It may +be called:-- + + +THE LOOKING-GLASS SONG. + + It's oh! and it's ah! It's alack! and alas! + Just imagine you lived in a big looking-glass! + + Oh, what could you say and what could you do + If you lived all alone in the toe of a shoe? + You could hop, you could skip, you could jump, you could dance, + And you'd hear very little of "shouldn'ts" and "shan'ts." + You could stump your big toe, and it would never get hurt; + You could kick up the sand, you could play in the dirt. + + But it's oh! and it's ah! It's alack! and alas! + Just imagine you lived in a big looking-glass! + + Oh, what could you do, and what would you say + If you lived in the pantry all night and all day? + You could say it was jolly, and splendid, and nice; + You could eat all the jelly, and frighten the mice. + You could taste the preserves, you could nibble the cheese-- + You could smell the red pepper, and sit down and sneeze. + + But it's oh! and it's ah! It's alack! and alas! + Just imagine you lived in a big looking-glass! + + Oh, what could you do if you lived under ground? + You could ride Mr. Mole and go galloping round; + You could hear the black cricket a-playing his fife, + For to quiet the baby and please his dear wife. + You could hear the green grasshopper frying his meat, + Near the nest of the June-Bug under the wheat. + You could get all the goobers and artichokes, too-- + You could peep from the window the grub-worm went through. + + But it's oh! and it's ah! It's alack! and alas! + Just imagine you lived in a big looking-glass! + +"Oh, I think that is splendid," cried Sweetest Susan. + +"Mr. Rabbit doesn't like it much," replied Mrs. Meadows, "but I tell +him it is pretty good for children that were raised in a +Looking-Glass." + +"It will do very well," remarked Mr. Rabbit, "but you'll hear nicer +songs by the time you are as old as I am." + +"Dem ar white chillun done mighty well," said Drusilla, "but I don't +like de way dat ar nigger gal hilt her head." + +"Do they have to stay in the looking-glass?" asked Buster John. "If +they do I'm sorry for them." + +"I ain't sorry fer dat black gal," said Drusilla spitefully. "She too +ugly ter suit me." + +"Whose fault is it but yours?" cried Chickamy Crany Crow. + +"Yes, whose fault is it?" cried Tickle-My-Toes. + +"Come, come!" cries Mrs. Meadows. "We want no trouble here." + +"We'll not trouble her," answered Tickle-My-Toes. "Old +Rawhead-and-Bloody-Bones will do the troubling." + +"Now you all heah dat!" exclaimed Drusilla, in some alarm. "I ain't +pesterin' nobody, an' I ain't doin' nothin' 't all. Ef I can't talk I +des ez well quit livin'. I'm gwine home, I am, an' ef I can't fin' de +way, den I'll know who'll have ter answer fer it." + +"Well, if you go," said Mrs. Meadows, "you'll have company. The other +black girl will have to go too." + +"How come dat?" exclaimed Drusilla. + +"It would take me too long to tell you," replied Mrs. Meadows. "Why +does your shadow in a looking-glass make every motion that you make? +Because it's obliged to--that's all. That's just the reason the other +black girl would follow you." + +"Don't mind Drusilla," said Buster John. "She just talks to hear +herself talk. Her mouth flies open before she knows it." + +"Well, the poor things won't trouble you long," said Mrs. Meadows. +"They'll want to go back home presently." + +"Do they have to stay in the looking-glass?" inquired Buster John, +repeating a question he had already asked. + +"Well, they were born and raised there," replied Mrs. Meadows. "It is +their home, and, although they are glad to get out for a little while, +they wouldn't be very happy if they had to stay out." + +[Illustration: THEY ALL PLUNGED INTO THE LOOKING-GLASS] + +The children and the Looking-Glass children played together a little +while, or made believe to play, but they didn't seem to enjoy +themselves. Mrs. Meadows noticed this and asked Mr. Rabbit the reason. + +"Simple enough, simple enough," Mr. Rabbit answered. "They are so much +alike in their looks and ways and so different in their raising that +they can't get on together. How would I feel if my double were to walk +out of the side of the house and sit here facing me and mimicking my +every motion? I wouldn't feel very comfortable, I can tell you." + +"I reckon not," said Mrs. Meadows. Presently she called the children, +brought out the looking-glass and told them it was time to bid the +others good-by. At this the other children seemed to be very well +pleased. The other Buster John and the other Sweetest Susan shook +hands all round, and the other Drusilla made a curtsey to the company. +Then, with a run and a jump, they plunged into the big looking-glass +as you have seen youngsters plunge into a pond of water. + +"Ho!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger, "they jumped in with a splash, but they +never made a ripple." + +"They haven't room enough in there to turn around," said Sweetest +Susan. + +"Why not?" inquired Mr. Thimblefinger. "To them the world is a +looking-glass, and a mighty little one at that. If you were to peep in +their glass now they'd peep back at you; but, as they look at it, you +are in a looking-glass and they are out of it. And I wouldn't be +surprised if they are a great deal sorrier for you than you are for +them." + +"When are we to go home?" asked Sweetest Susan plaintively. + +"Oho! you want to get back into your looking-glass!" cried Mr. +Thimblefinger merrily. "Well, you won't have long to wait. By rights, +you ought to stay here twelve hours, but the old Spring Lizard and I +have put our heads together, and we've fixed it so that you can get +back before sundown." + +"Isn't it night at home now?" inquired Buster John. + +"Why, they are hardly through washing the dinner dishes," replied Mrs. +Meadows. + +"It is just half past two," said Mr. Thimblefinger, looking at his +watch. + +"Well, it look so dark all dis time dat I done got hungry fer supper," +remarked Drusilla. + + + + +X. + +MR. RABBIT AS A RAIN-MAKER. + + +"I hope it won't rain," said Sweetest Susan, "for then the spring +would fill up so we couldn't get out, and we should get wet down +here." + +"Oh, no," replied Mr. Thimblefinger, "the water is never wet down +here. It is a little damp, that's all." + +"Well, that's enough, I'm sure," remarked Mr. Rabbit. "It's enough to +give me the wheezes when I first get up in the morning, and it's not +at all comfortable, I can tell you." + +"There is one funny thing about springs," said Mrs. Meadows, "no +matter how much it rains, they never get any fuller. They may run a +little freer, but they never get any fuller. Speaking of rains," she +continued, turning to Mr. Rabbit and laughing, "don't you remember the +time you set yourself up as a rain-maker?" + +Mr. Rabbit chuckled so that he bent nearly double. + +"I don't remember that," sighed Mr. Thimblefinger. "You two have more +jokes between you than you can shake a stick at. That comes of me +being small and puny. Tell us about it, please." + +Mr. Rabbit fingered his pipe--a way he had when he put on his +thinking-cap, as Mrs. Meadows expressed it--and presently said:-- + +"It's not such a joke after all, but I'll let you judge for yourself. +Once upon a time, when all of us lived next door, on the other side of +the spring, there was a tremendous drouth. I had been living a long +time, but never before had seen such a long dry spell. Everybody was +farming except myself, and even I had planted a small garden. + +"Well, there was a big rain about planting-time, but after that came +the drouth, and the hot weather with it. One month, six weeks, two +months, ten weeks--and still no sign of rain. The cotton was all +shriveled up, and the corn looked as if it would catch a-fire, it was +so dry; even the cow-peas turned yellow. Everything was parched. The +creeks ran dry, and the rivers got so low the mills had to stop. I +remember that when Brother Bear tried to carry me across the ferry +his flatboat ran aground in the middle of the river, and the water was +so low we found we could wade out. + +"The drouth got so bad that everybody was complaining--everybody +except me. Brother Wolf and Brother Bear would come and sit on my +front porch and do nothing but complain; but I said nothing. I simply +smoked my pipe and shook my head, and said nothing. They noticed this, +after so long a time, and one day, while they were sitting there +complaining and declaring that they were ruined, I went in to get a +drink of water. I came back gently and heard them asking each other +how it was that I didn't join in their complaints. When I came out, +Brother Wolf says, says he: 'Brother Rabbit, how are your craps?' I +remember he said 'craps.' + +"'Well,' says I, 'my craps are middling good. They might be better, +and they might be worse, but I have no cause to grumble.' + +"They looked at each other, and then Brother Bear asked if I had had +any rain at my house. 'None,' says I, 'to brag about--a drizzle here +and a drizzle there, but nothing to boast of.' + +"They looked at each other in great surprise, and then Brother Wolf +spoke up. 'Brother Rabbit,' says he, 'how can you get a drizzle and +the rest of us not a drop?' + +"'Well,' says I, 'some folks that know me call me the rain-maker. They +may be right. They may be wrong. I'm not going to squabble about it. +You can call me what you please. I shall not dispute with you.' + +"Presently they went away, but it wasn't long before they came back, +bringing with them all the neighbors for miles around. They gathered +in the porch and in the yard and outside the gate, and begged me, if I +was a rain-maker, to make it rain there and then to save their crops. +They begged me and begged me, but I sat cross-legged and smoked my +pipe--this same pipe you see here. Brother Fox, who had done me many a +mean trick (though he was always well paid for it), got on his knees +and begged me to make it rain for them. + +"Finally I told them that I'd make it rain for the whole settlement on +two conditions. The first condition was that every one was to pay +toll." + +[Illustration: MR. RABBIT SAYING NOTHING] + +"Toll is the pay the miller takes out at the mill," remarked Buster +John. + +"Yes," replied Mr. Rabbit, "you take your turn of meal to the mill and +the miller takes his payment out of the meal. Well, I told them they'd +have to pay toll. They agreed to that, and then asked what else they'd +have to do, but I said we'd attend to one thing at a time. First let +the toll be paid. + +"They went off, and in due time they came back. Some brought corn and +some brought meal; some brought wheat and some brought flour; some +brought milk and some brought butter; some brought honey in the clean, +and some brought honey in the comb; some brought one thing and some +brought another, but they all brought something. + +"Then they gathered around and asked what else they had to do. 'Well,' +says I, 'you certainly act as if you wanted rain--all of you--there's +no disputing that. You have paid the toll according to agreement. You +have surely earned the rain, and now there's nothing for me to do but +to find out how much rain you want.' + +"With that they all began to talk at once, especially Brother Bear, +who lived in the upland district, where the drouth had been the worst, +but I put an end to that at once. + +"'Hold on there!' says I, 'just wait! Don't get into any dispute +around here. You are on my grounds and at my house. Let's have no +squabbling. I'm not feeling so mighty well, anyhow, and the least fuss +will be enough to upset me. But the world is wide. Just go on yonder +hill and fix up the whole matter to suit yourselves. Just come to some +agreement as to how much rain you want, and as soon as you agree send +me word, and then go home and hoist your parasols, for there'll surely +be a sprinkle.' + +"Well," Mr. Rabbit continued, "this was such a sensible plan that they +couldn't help but agree to it, and presently they all went to the hill +and began to talk the matter over, while I went into the house. + +"This was in the morning. Well, dinner-time came, but still no word +had come from the convention on the hill. I went out into the porch, +flung my red handkerchief over my face to keep the flies off, and took +my afternoon nap, but still no word came from the hill. Then I fell +to laughing, and laughed until I nearly choked myself." + +"But what were you laughing at?" Buster John inquired, with a serious +air. + +Mr. Rabbit paused, looked at the youngster solemnly, and said, "Well, +I'll tell you. I didn't laugh because anybody had hurt my feelings. I +just laughed at circumstances. I sat and waited until the afternoon +was half gone, and then slipped up the hill to see what was to be seen +and hear what was to be heard. Everything was very quiet up there. +Those who had gone up there to decide what sort of rain they wanted +were sitting; around under the pine-trees, looking very sour and +saying nothing. The ground was torn up a little in spots, and I +thought I could see scattered around little patches of hair and little +pieces of hide. I judged from that that the arguments they had used +were very serious. I watched them from behind the bushes a little +while, and then Brother Bear walked out into the open and declared +that any one who didn't want the rain to be a trash-mover was anything +but a nice fellow. At this Brother Coon, who lived in the low +grounds, remarked that anybody who wanted anything more than a drizzle +was not well raised at all. + +"Then I soon found out what the trouble was. Brother Bear, living on +the uplands, wanted a big rain; Brother Coon, who lived in the low +grounds, wanted a little rain; Brother Fox wanted a tolerably heavy +shower; and Brother Mink just wanted a cloudy night to coax the frogs +out. Some wanted a freshet, some wanted a drizzle, and some wanted a +fog. + +"They wouldn't agree because they couldn't agree," continued Brother +Rabbit, "and finally they slunk off to their homes one at a time. So I +didn't have to make any rain at all." + +"But you couldn't have made it rain," said Sweetest Susan placidly. + +"I didn't say I could," replied Mr. Rabbit. "I told them I would make +the rain if they would agree among themselves." + +"But you took what they brought you?" suggested Sweetest Susan in a +tone that was intended for a rebuke. + +[Illustration: BROTHER BEAR ARGUING THE RAIN QUESTION] + +"Well," Mr. Rabbit answered, "you know what the old saying is--'Fools +have to pay for their folly.' They might as well have paid me as to +pay somebody else. That's the way I looked at it in those days. I +don't know how I'd look at it now, because I'm not so nimble footed as +I used to be, nor so full of mischief." + +"If there had been many more such fools in your neighborhood," +remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, "you could have set up a grocery-store." + +There was a little pause, and then Mrs. Meadows, looking around, +exclaimed:-- + +"Just look yonder, will you?" + +Chickamy Crany Crow had two sticks, and with these she was playing on +an imaginary fiddle. Tickle-My-Toes had the broom, and this, he +pretended, was a banjo. + +The two queer-looking creatures wagged their heads from side to side +and patted the ground with their feet, just as though they were making +sure-enough music, and presently Tickle-My-Toes sang this song to a +very lively tune:-- + + +OH, LULLYMALOO! + + I'll up and I'll grin if you tickle my chin, + And I'll sneeze if you tickle my nose; + I'll up and I'll cry if you tickle my eye-- + But I'll squeal if you tickle my toes! + + Oh, grin with your chinnery in, + And sneeze with your nosery oze, + And cry with your wipery eye, + But please don't tickle my toes! + + I'll grin and I'll sneeze, I'll cry and I'll squeal, + And scare you with _ouches!_ and _ohs!_ + You may tickle my head, you may tickle my heel, + But please don't tickle my toes! + + Oh, grin with your innery chin, + And sneeze with your ozery nose, + And cry with your wipery eye, + But please don't tickle my toes! + + I'll grin, _tee-hee!_ and I'll cry, _boo-hoo!_ + And I'll sneeze, _icky chow! icky-chose!_ + And I'll squeal just as loud, _Oh, Lullymaloo!_ + Whenever you tickle my toes! + +Buster John, Sweetest Susan, and Drusilla laughed so heartily at this +that Chickamy Crany Crow and Tickle-My-Toes didn't wait to repeat the +chorus of the song, but ran away, pretending to be very much +frightened. This made the children laugh still more, and for the first +time they felt thoroughly at home in Mr. Thimblefinger's queer +country. + + + + +XI. + +HOW BROTHER BEAR'S HAIR WAS COMBED. + + +While Buster John, Sweetest Susan, and Drusilla were watching Chickamy +Crany Crow and Tickle-My-Toes run away, and laughing at them, suddenly +the sky in Mr. Thimblefinger's queer country grew brighter. The dark +shadow of the buttermilk-jug had disappeared, and there were wavering +lines of white light flashing across, as though the sun were trying to +shine through. Along with these flashing lines there were wavering +lines of shadow that rippled and danced about curiously. There seemed +to be some tremendous commotion going on. If some person with the +learning and wisdom of an astronomer had seen this wonderful display, +he would have been overcome with awe and fear. He would have concluded +that the sky was about to go to pieces, and ten to one he would have +left his unreflecting telescope swinging in the air, and crawled under +the bed. + +But there was no astronomer in Mr. Thimblefinger's queer country, and +the children had seen too many strange sights to be very much alarmed. +Besides, Drusilla solved the mystery before they had time to gather +their fears together. + +"Shuh!" she exclaimed; "'t ain't nothin' 't all. When dey tuck de jug +outin' de spring de water 'bleedge to be shuck up." + +And it was true. The rippling and wavering in the sky of Mr. +Thimblefinger's queer country were caused by lifting the +buttermilk-jug from the spring. As soon as the commotion ceased, it +was seen that across the sky, from horizon to horizon, dark lines and +shadows extended. They were irregular, and branched out here and there +in every direction. Drusilla gazed at them for some moments without +venturing to explain them. Suddenly a shadow that seemed to have life +and motion made its appearance, and darted about among the dark lines. +Drusilla laughed. + +"La! Hit's dat dead lim' ober de spring, an' dere's a jay-bird hoppin' +about in it right now. Ain't I done heah yo' pa say dat lim' 'll +hafter be cut off 'fo' it fall an' break somebody's head?" + +"Well, well! She ain't so bad off up here as I thought she was," said +Mr. Thimblefinger, tapping his forehead significantly. + +"Ain't I done tell you dat dey's mo' in my head dan what you kin comb +out?" exclaimed Drusilla indignantly. + +"Speaking of combing and things of that sort," remarked Mr. Rabbit, +turning to Mrs. Meadows, "did I ever tell you how Brother Bear learned +to comb his hair?" + +Mrs. Meadows reflected a moment, or pretended to reflect. "Now, I'm +not right certain about that. Maybe you have and maybe you haven't; I +don't remember. How did you teach Brother Bear to keep his hair +roached and parted? Mostly when I used to know him, he went about +looking mighty ragged and shabby." + +Mr. Rabbit chuckled for several moments and then said: "Well, in my +courting-days, you know, I used to go around fixed up in style. Many +and many a time I've heard the girls whisper to one another and say, +'Oh, my! Ain't Mr. Rabbit looking spruce to-day?' There was one season +in particular that I was careful to primp up and look sassy. I put +bergamot oil on my hair, and kept it brushed so slick that a fly +would slip up and cripple himself if he lit on it. + +"It so happened that my road took me by Brother Bear's house every +day--right by the front gate. Sometimes Mrs. Bear would be hanging out +clothes on the fence, sometimes she would be sweeping off the front +porch, and sometimes she would be working in the garden; but no matter +what she was doing I'd cough and catch her eye, and then I'd bow just +as polite as you please." + +"What were you doing all that for?" asked Buster John. + +"Well, I'll tell you," Mr. Rabbit replied. "I had a grudge against +Brother Bear, and I wanted to work a little scheme. Along at first I +just went on by the back of Brother Bear's house, and around through +the woods home, but in a few days I'd pass by the house and then get +over the fence and creep back to hear what Mrs. Bear had to say. One +morning I heard her talking. She was out in the yard fixing to do her +week's washing while Brother Bear was in the house dozing. I could +hear what Mrs. Bear said, but I was too far off to hear what answer +Brother Bear made. + +[Illustration: MRS. BEAR HANGING OUT CLOTHES] + +"Mrs. Bear says, says she: 'Honey, you ain't asleep, are you? +Brother Rabbit has just gone along by the gate dressed to kill.' A +grumbling sound came from the house. Mrs. Bear says, says she, 'I +wonder where he goes every day, with his hair combed so slick?' +Grumble in the house. 'You'd better wish you looked half as nice,' +says Mrs. Bear. Grumble in the house. 'Well, I don't care if he is a +grand rascal, he looks nice and clean, and that's more than anybody +can say about you,' says Mrs. Bear. Growl in the house. Mrs. Bear +says, says she, 'Oh, you can rip and rear, but Brother Rabbit goes +about with his head combed, and he looks lots better that way than +them that go about with rat nests in their hair--lots better.'" + +Here Brother Rabbit chuckled again. "I thought to myself, thinks I, +that I'd better be getting on toward home, and so I crept back up the +fence and went on my way. + +"The next day as I was going along the road, who should I meet but old +Brother Bear himself. Well, here's a row, thinks I, but it didn't turn +out so. Brother Bear was just as polite to me as I had been to his old +woman. + +"We passed the time of day and talked about the crops a little while, +but I could see that Brother Bear had something serious on his mind. +Finally, he shuffled around and sat down on a stump beside the +roadside. + +"'Brother Rabbit,' he says, says he, 'how in the world do you manage +to keep your hair so slick and smooth all the time? My old woman sees +you passing by every day, and she's been worrying the life out of me +because I don't keep my hair combed that way. So I said to myself I'd +ask you the very next time I met you.' + +"Brother Bear was looking pretty rough and tough, and so I says, says +I, 'You look as if she had been tousling you about it.' + +"He hung his head at this, and shuffled around and changed his seat. +Says he: 'No, it's not so bad as all that, but I want to ask you plump +and plain, if it's a fair question, how you comb your hair so it will +stay nice?' + +"I looked at him and shook my head. Says I, 'Brother Bear, I don't +comb my hair.' + +"He was so much surprised that he opened his mouth, and his tongue +hung out on one side--a big, red tongue that had known the taste of +innocent blood." + +"That's the truth!" exclaimed Mrs. Meadows. + +Sweetest Susan shuddered. + +"Says he, 'Brother Rabbit, if you don't comb your hair, how in the +wide world do you keep it so smooth?'" + +"Says I, 'Easy enough. Every morning my old woman takes the axe and +chops my head off--'" + +"Oh!" cried Sweetest Susan. + +"'Takes the axe and chops off my head,'" Mr. Rabbit continued, as +solemn as a judge, "'and carries it out in the yard, where she can +have light to see and room to work, and then she combs it and combs it +until every kink comes straight and every hair is in its place. Then +she brings my head back, puts it where it belongs, and there it +is--all combed.' + +"Brother Bear seemed to be very much astonished. Says he, 'Doesn't it +hurt, Brother Rabbit?' + +"Says I, 'Hurt who? I'm no chicken.' + +"Says he, 'Doesn't it bleed?' + +"Says I, 'No more than enough to make my appetite good.'" + +Mr. Rabbit paused and looked up at the ripples of light and shade that +were chasing each other across the sky in Mr. Thimblefinger's queer +country. Then he looked at the children. + +"The upshot of it was," he continued, "that Brother Bear went home and +told Mrs. Bear how I had my head combed every day. Woman-like, she +wanted to try it at once; so Brother Bear laid his head on a log of +wood, and Mrs. Bear got the axe and raised it high in the air. Brother +Bear had just time to squall out, 'Cut it off easy, old woman!' when +the axe fell on his neck, and there he was!" + +"Oh, did it kill him?" cried Sweetest Susan. + +"That's what the neighbors said," replied Mr. Rabbit placidly. + +Sweetest Susan didn't seem to be at all pleased. Seeing this, Mrs. +Meadows exclaimed:-- + +"To think of the poor little pigs Brother Bear killed and ate!" + +"Yes," said Mr. Rabbit, "and the lambs!" + +"Worse than that!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger. "Think of the little +children he devoured! Think of it!" + +"I'm glad he had his head cut off," said Buster John heartily. + +"Me too, honey," assented Drusilla. + + + + +XII. + +A SINGING-MATCH. + + +After telling how Brother Bear learned to comb his hair, Mr. Rabbit +closed his eyes and seemed to be about to fall into a doze, as old +people have been known to do. During the pause that followed, Sweetest +Susan saw what appeared to be a bird of peculiar shape sailing around +in the sky of Mr. Thimblefinger's queer country. + +It was long of body and seemed to have no wings, and yet it sailed +about overhead as majestically and easily as an eagle could have done. + +"What sort of a bird is it?" inquired Sweetest Susan, pointing out the +object to Mrs. Meadows. + +"Now, really, I don't know," was the reply. "They are so high in the +sky and I've seen them so often that I've never bothered my head about +them." + +Mr. Thimblefinger climbed on the back of a chair, so as to get a +better view of the curious bird, but he shook his head and climbed +nimbly down again. The queer bird was too much for Mr. Thimblefinger. +Mr. Rabbit opened his eyes lazily and looked at it. + +"If I'm not much mistaken--" he started to say, but Drusilla broke in +without any ceremony:-- + +"'T ain't nothin' 't all, but one er dem ar meller bugs what swims +roun' in de spring." + +"Why, I expect it _is_ a mellow bug," said Mrs. Meadows, laughing. "I +used to catch them when I was a girl and put them in my handkerchief. +They smell just like a ripe apple." + +"I thought it was a buzzard," said Buster John. + +"No," remarked Mr. Rabbit, "I used to be well acquainted with Brother +Buzzard, and when he's in the air he's longer from side to side than +he is from end to end. I don't know when I've thought of Brother +Buzzard before. I never liked him much, but I used to see him sailing +around on sunshiny days, or sitting in the top of a dead pine drying +his wings after a heavy rain. He cut a very funny figure sitting up +there, with his wings spread out and drooping like a sick chicken. + +[Illustration: LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER] + +"I remember the time, too, when he had a singing-match with Brother +Crow, and I nearly laughed myself to death over it." + +"Oh, tell us about it," cried Buster John. + +"There's nothing in it when it is told," replied Mr. Rabbit. "There +are some things that are funny when you see them, but not funny at all +when you come to tell about them." + +"We don't mind that," said Sweetest Susan. + +"I don't know exactly how it came about," resumed Mr. Rabbit, after a +pause, "but as near as I can remember, Brother Buzzard and Brother +Crow met with each other early one morning in a big pine-tree. They +howdied, but there was a sort of coolness between them on account of +the fact that Brother Buzzard had been going about the neighborhood +making his brags and his boasts that he could outfly Brother Crow. +They hadn't been up in the tree very long before they began to +dispute. Brother Buzzard was not a very loud talker in those days, +whatever he may be now, but Brother Crow could squall louder than a +woman who has been married twenty-two years. And so there they had it, +quarreling and disputing and disturbing the peace." + +"What were they quarreling about?" Buster John inquired. + +"Well," replied Mr. Rabbit, "you know the road that leads to Brag is +the shortest route to Bluster. Brother Buzzard and Brother Crow were +quarreling because they had been bragging, and a little more and +they'd have had a regular pitched battle then and there. + +"'Maybe you can outfly me, Brother Buzzard,' says Mr. Crow, 'but I'll +be bound you can't outsing me.' + +"'I have never tried,' says Brother Buzzard, says he. + +"'Well, suppose you try it now,' says Brother Crow. 'I'll go you a +fine suit of clothes, and a cocked hat to boot, that I can sit here +and sing longer than you can,' says he. + +"'Oh, ho!' says Brother Buzzard, 'you may sing louder, but you can't +sing longer than I can,' says he. + +"'Is it a go?' says Brother Crow. + +"'It's a go,' says Brother Buzzard, says he. + +"'It's no fair bet,' says Brother Crow, 'because you are a bigger man +than I am, and it stands to reason that you have got more wind in +your craw than I have, but I shall give you one trial if I split my +gizzard,' says he. + +"Yes," remarked Mr. Rabbit, scratching his head thoughtfully, "those +were the very words he used--'if I split my gizzard,' says he. Well, +they shook hands to ratify the bet, and then Brother Crow, without +making any flourishes, raised the tune,-- + + "'Oh, Susy, my Susy, gangloo! + Oh, Milly, my Molly, langloo!' + +"Then Brother Buzzard flung his head back and chimed in,-- + + "'Oh, Susy, my Susy, gangloo! + Oh, Milly, my Molly, langloo!' + +and such another racket as they made I never heard before, and have +never heard since." + +"Why, what kind of a song was it?" inquired Sweetest Susan. "I'm sure +I never heard such a song." + +"Well," replied Mr. Rabbit, "you are young and I am old, but you know +just as much about that song as I do, and maybe more than I do, for +you haven't been pestered with it as long as I have. It is a worse +riddle to me than it was the day I heard it." + +"What did they do then?" asked Buster John. + +"Well," Mr. Rabbit replied, "they sat there and sang just as I told +you. Brother Buzzard would stop to catch his breath and then break +out,-- + + "'Oh, Susy, my Susy, gangloo! + Oh, Milly, my Molly, langloo!' + +and then Brother Crow would squall out,-- + + "'Oh, Susy, my Susy, gangloo! + Oh, Milly, my Molly, langloo!' + +"They sang on until they began to get hungry, and as Brother Buzzard +seemed to be the biggest and fattest of the two, everybody thought he +would hold out the longest. But Brother Crow was plucky, and he sang +right along in spite of the emptiness in his craw. He didn't squall as +loud as he did at first, but every time Brother Buzzard sang, Brother +Crow would sing, too. By and by, they both began to get very weak. + +"At last, as luck would have it, Brother Crow saw his wife flying +over, and he sang out as loud as he could:-- + +[Illustration: THE SINGING MATCH] + +"'Oh, Susy!--Go tell my children--my Susy,--to bring my +dinner--gangloo!--and tell them--oh, Milly, my Molly,--to bring it +quickly--langloo!' + +"It wasn't very long after that before all Brother Crow's family +connections came flying to help him, and as soon as they found out how +matters stood they brought him more victuals than he knew what to do +with. Brother Buzzard held out as long as he could, but he was obliged +to give up, and since that time there has been mighty little singing +in the Buzzard family. + +"But that isn't all," remarked Mr. Rabbit, as solemnly as if he were +pointing a moral. "Since that time Brother Crow, who was dressed in +white, has been wearing the black suit that he won from Brother +Buzzard." + +"Speaking of singing birds," said Mr. Thimblefinger, turning to Mrs. +Meadows, "what is that song I used to hear you humming about a little +bird?" + +"Oh, it's just a nonsense song," replied Mrs. Meadows. "It has no +beginning and no ending." + +But the children said they wanted to hear it, anyhow, and so Mrs. +Meadows sang about-- + + +THE LITTLE BIRD. + + There was once a little Bird so full of Song + That he sang in the Rose-Bush the whole Night long. + + And "Oh," said the Redbird to the Jay, + "Don't you wish you could sit and sing that way?" + "Mercy, no!" said the Jay; "for he sings too late; + I sing well enough for to please my Mate." + + There was once a little Bird so full of Song + That he sang in the Rose-Bush the whole Night long. + + Then "Oh," said the Redbird to the Crow, + "Don't you wish you could sit and sing just so?" + "Do hush," said the Crow, "or I'll start for to weep, + Be--caw--caw--cause he's a-losing of his sleep." + + There was once a little Bird so full of Song + That he sang in the Rose-Bush the whole Night long. + + And "Oh," said the Redbird to the Wren, + "Don't you wish you could sing so now and then?" + "Not me," said the Wren as she shook her Head; + "I think his Mamma ought to put him to Bed." + + But the Singing Bird was so full of Glee + That he sang all night in the Rose-Bush Tree. + + + + +XIII. + +THE STRAWBERRY-GIRL. + + +"Isn't it almost time for us to start home?" said Sweetest Susan, +turning to Mr. Thimblefinger. + +"Why, you've got all the afternoon before you," replied Mr. +Thimblefinger. "Besides it will be downhill all the way. I was just +going to tell you a story, but if you really want to go I'll put off +the telling of it until some of your grandchildren tumble in the +spring when the wet water has run out and the dry water has taken its +place." + +"Tell the story, please," said Buster John. + +"It's about a girl," remarked Mr. Thimblefinger. "She was called the +Strawberry-Girl. My mother knew the girl well, and I've heard her tell +the story many a time. But if you want to go home--" + +"Oh, please tell the story," cried Sweetest Susan. + +"Well," said Mr. Thimblefinger; "once there was an old woman who +lived in the woods. She lived all alone, and people said she was a +witch. She was so old that the skin on her forehead had deep wrinkles +in it, and these wrinkles caused everybody to think that the old woman +was frowning all the time. People called her Granny Grim-Eye. + +"Whenever Granny Grim-Eye got hungry she went to a strawberry-patch in +the field near where she lived, and gathered a basket of strawberries. +One day when she went after strawberries she found a beautiful little +girl asleep in the patch. + +"'Hity-tity!' said Granny Grim-Eye, 'what are you doing here? Where +did you come from, and where are you going?' + +"The little girl awoke and stared at Granny Grim-Eye. She was tied to +a blackberry-bush by a silver chain so fine that the links of it could +hardly be seen with the naked eye. 'Who are you?' asked Granny +Grim-Eye. + +"'Nothing nor nobody,' replied the little girl, and that was all the +answer Granny Grim-Eye could get from the child. + +[Illustration: GRANNY GRIM-EYE FINDS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL ASLEEP] + +"'Well,' said Granny Grim-Eye, 'this is my strawberry-patch, and +everything I find in it belongs to me. I'll take you home and see what +I can make out of you.' + +"So she took the girl home and cared for her, giving her the name of +the Strawberry-Girl. In the course of time the Strawberry-Girl grew to +be the most beautiful young woman in the country, but her mind was not +bright. In fact, I have heard my mother say that the Strawberry-Girl +was as stupid and as silly as she could be, but she was so beautiful +that people were inclined to forgive her for being stupid. + +"Granny Grim-Eye used to send her with strawberries to sell to the +rich man who owned nearly all the land in that part of the country. +Now, this rich man fell in love with the Strawberry-Girl, but when he +found that she was both stupid and silly he gave up all thought of +marrying her. He was very fond of her, nevertheless, and bought all +the berries she had for sale. But when she began to talk he would turn +away with a sigh, for everything she said was stupid. + +"It so happened one day that Granny Grim-Eye was too sick to pick the +strawberries herself, as she always had done, and she was afraid to +trust the Strawberry-Girl to pick them. But the rich man sent word +that he was to have a company of friends to dinner and he must have +some strawberries. There was nothing for Granny Grim-Eye to do but to +send the Strawberry-Girl to the patch. Granny Grim-Eye called her up +and cautioned her not to pick anything but good, ripe strawberries, +and then sent her off to the patch. + +"But on the way the Strawberry-Girl saw some red berries growing on +bushes, and these she picked and put in the basket until it was full. +'These are just as red as ripe strawberries,' she said, 'and they will +do just as well. Besides, they are a great deal easier to pick.' + +"The way to the rich man's house led through a very thick wood, and +while the Strawberry-Girl was going through this wood a little old man +stepped from a hollow tree and stood in the path before her. + +"'Aha!' says he, 'I find you alone at last. Where are you going, and +what have you got?' + +[Illustration: THE LITTLE OLD MAN DISCOVERS THE STRAWBERRY-GIRL] + +"'I am carrying some strawberries to your master,' says the +Strawberry-Girl, who imagined that the rich man was everybody's +master. + +"'My master!' cries the little old man; 'my master! But if he were my +master, and I wanted to get rid of him, I'd not get in your path, for +every berry in your basket is rank poison.' + +"'Well, anyhow, they are red,' says the stupid Strawberry-Girl. + +"'So they are,' says the little old man. 'But if you want to kill your +master carry them to him.' + +"'Oh, I don't want to kill him,' says the Strawberry-Girl. 'He pays +too well.' + +"'Once you belonged to me,' says the little old man. 'I tied you to a +blackberry-bush with a fine silver chain, and left you there until I +could attend to some business in the city. When I came back you were +gone. I hunted for you high and low only to hear that you had been +found by Granny Grim-Eye. What is the result? You have grown up +beautiful and stupid. After all these years you don't know a +strawberry from a dragon's-apple. If you had remained with me you +would have grown to be the most beautiful as well as the wittiest +woman in the world. You would have known everything that is hidden in +nature--everything that has been stored between the lids of all the +books. It is a great pity!' + +"'Yes,' says the stupid Strawberry-Girl, 'I expect it is; but what +must I do with these berries? I haven't time to pick more.' + +"'Well,' says the little old man, 'I'll make a bargain with you. I'll +fill your basket with the finest berries that were ever seen, and I'll +make you the wittiest woman in the world if at the end of one year you +will marry me.' + +"The stupid Strawberry-Girl gave her promise, and then the little old +man touched her on the forehead with his left thumb, pointed at a +bright star with his right forefinger, and then went back to his +hollow tree, warning the girl not to forget her promise. + +"When she looked in the basket the red dragon's-apples had +disappeared, and in their place she saw the finest strawberries that +had ever been grown. These she carried to the rich man, who was as +much surprised at the size and lusciousness of the berries as his +guests were at the extraordinary beauty of the young girl. They +praised her beauty to their host, who shook his head and said that +beauty ceased to be beautiful when it was tied to stupidity. The +guests, however, would not believe that so beautiful a creature could +be stupid, and to satisfy them the rich man sent for the girl and +engaged her in conversation. Her replies were so wise, so apt, and so +witty, as to astound all the company, while the rich man was +dumfounded with astonishment. + +"After that, when the Strawberry-Girl came with berries for sale, the +rich man always sent for her, and her wit and intelligence were so +pleasing to him that he finally asked her to be his wife. But she +remembered the bargain she had made with the little old man who had +met her in the wood, and she told the rich man that she would have to +take time to consider his proposal. + +"She was very much worried. She fretted until she began to lose some +of her beauty, and when Granny Grim-Eye saw this she began to ask +questions, and it was not long before she found out all about the +bargain the Strawberry-Girl had made with the little Old Man of the +Wood. + +"'Oho!' she cried. 'He is up to his old tricks, is he? Well, we shall +see!' + +"So she went to her chest and got the silver chain with which the +Strawberry-Girl had been fastened to the blackberry-bush, and wrapped +and twined it in the shape of a star. This star she fixed on the +Strawberry-Girl's forehead by means of a velvet band, and told her to +wear it constantly. + +"It happened that on the very day the year expired the Strawberry-Girl +was walking through the wood. The little old man jumped from his +hollow tree and ran forward to claim his bride. But when he saw the +star shining on her forehead he gave a loud cry, threw his hands +before his eyes, and turned and fled through the wood faster than any +deer could have done. Nobody ever saw him again, and the +Strawberry-Girl married the rich man and lived happily for many long +years." + +"I think that is a nice story," said Sweetest Susan. + +"I'm glad you do," remarked Mr. Thimblefinger. "My mother knew all the +facts in the case, and I've heard her tell it many a time. I may have +left out some of the happenings, but these and many others you can +supply for yourself." + + + + +XIV. + +THE WITCH OF THE WELL. + + +While Mr. Thimblefinger was telling the story of the Strawberry-Girl, +Chickamy Crany Crow and Tickle-My-Toes had drawn near to listen. +Chickamy Crany Crow stood near Mrs. Meadows, and seemed to be very +much interested. When Mr. Thimblefinger had concluded, she would have +gone away, but Mrs. Meadows detained her. + +"No," said Mrs. Meadows, as Chickamy Crany Crow tried to pull her hand +away; "you must stay right here and tell the children the story of the +Witch of the Well." + +"They know it already," said Chickamy Crany Crow, trying to hide +behind Mrs. Meadows's chair. + +"No, we don't," exclaimed Buster John. "We know the old rhyme about + + "'Chickamy, Chickamy Crany Crow, + Went to the well to wash her toe, + And when she came back her chicken was gone.' + +That's the rhyme we say in the game, but we never heard the story." + +"I can't tell it to so many," said Chickamy Crany Crow. + +"Well, tell it to me, then," replied Mrs. Meadows coaxingly. "The rest +won't listen any more than they can help." + +"Well," said Chickamy Crany Crow, "one time there was an old woman +that lived near a well. For a long time nobody thought she was a +witch, but after a while people began to have their suspicions. There +was a quagmire in the road right in front of the old woman's house, +and every traveler passing that way was sure to get mud on his feet. +No matter whether he was riding horseback or in a buggy, it was all +the same. He was sure to get his feet muddy. And the mud was so black, +and thick, and heavy, that he was anxious to get it off as soon as +possible. + +"It happened, too, that every time a traveler crossed the quagmire, +after getting the black, heavy mud on his feet, the old woman would be +sitting in her door smoking a cob pipe. + +"'Howdy, dearie!' she would say. 'Why, you're full of nasty mud! Go +to the well yonder, dearie, and wash it off.' + +"The traveler would leave his buggy and horse, or his horse and +saddle, or his bundle at the old witch's door, and go to the well to +wash his feet. When he came back everything would be gone,--witch, +horse, buggy, saddle, or bundle. The quagmire would be dried up, and +the road itself would seem to be a different road. Sometimes it would +be days and days before the traveler could find his way to the place +where he started. + +"One day a traveler came along the road in a fine carriage. With him +he had a beautiful little girl with long golden hair. She had eyes as +blue and as clear as the water in the spring when the sunshine slants +through, and her skin was as white as milk. When the carriage had +crossed the quagmire, the traveler found that his feet were covered +with the black, heavy mud. He couldn't imagine how it had happened. +There was no hole in the bottom of the carriage, the door was shut +tight, and there was no way for the mud to get in. He said to the +little girl:-- + +"'Daughter, are your feet muddy?' + +"'Not a bit, father.' + +"When the carriage crossed the quagmire, there sat the old woman in +the door. + +"'Howdy, dearie!' says she. 'And how did you get the nasty mud on your +feet? Yonder is a well; leave your carriage here and go wash it off.' + +"So the traveler kissed his daughter, for he was very fond of her, and +went to the well to wash his feet. When he came back, daughter, +carriage, and old woman had all disappeared. He wandered around like a +crazy man for many days, and at last came to where my mother lived and +told his story. This wasn't the first time she had heard such a tale, +and she concluded to see what the matter was. So she called me and +gave me a black chicken and told me to go by the old woman's house and +see what happened. + +"I took the chicken, which was tied by the legs, and went along the +road until I came to the quagmire. I tried to pick my way around it, +but the black mud bubbled up and flew at my feet, and finally it +became so thick and heavy I could scarcely walk. When I got across, +there sat the old woman smoking her cob pipe and grinning. + +"'Howdy, dearie!' says she. + +"'Howdy, granny!' says I. + +"'Leave your fat chicken here,' says she, 'and go to yonder well and +wash your toe.' + +"'Thanky, granny; that I will,' says I. + +"So I went to the well, but when I came back my chicken was gone. And +so was the old woman, and the quagmire. But I didn't get frightened. I +went back to the well and began to sing,-- + + "'Chickamy, Chickamy Crany Crow, + I went to the well to wash my toe, + But when I came back my chicken was gone-- + What o'clock, old witch?' + +"I hadn't been there long before the mud began to bubble up again, and +out of it came the old witch. And then what seemed to be a thick mist +cleared away, and there was the old witch's house, and inside I could +see the beautiful little girl crying for her father. I intended to run +home and tell what I had seen, but before I could move out of my +tracks I heard the old woman coming to the well. In coming up out of +the quagmire she had got mud on her feet. She had pulled off her shoes +for comfort, and had been going about in her stocking-feet, and of +course when she disappeared in the quagmire, and came up through it +again, her stockings were full of mud; and so she came to the well to +wash them. + +"I didn't know whether to run or stay, but I stayed, and as soon as +the old woman got in sight, I sat on the ground and began to rock my +body backwards and forwards, crying,-- + + "'Oh, mercy me! Oh, what shall I do? + I can't get the black mud off of my shoe!' + +"The old woman seemed to be very angry when she first saw me, but I +pretended to pay no attention to her. I just rocked backwards and +forwards, and cried that I couldn't get the black mud off of my shoe. +The old woman sat down and pulled off her stockings, and began to wash +them. When she had finished one, she threw it behind her on the grass +to dry. Being wet and heavy it fell farther from her hand than she +intended. It fell close to me, and I picked it up and stuffed it in my +pocket." + +"What for?" asked Buster John bluntly. + +"Well, I hardly know," replied Chickamy Crany Crow, somewhat +embarrassed at the suddenness of the question. "I wanted to get even +with her for stealing my fat chicken. I hardly knew what I was doing, +and I certainly didn't know how it would turn out. Well, I stuffed the +old woman's wet stocking in my pocket, and kept on crying out that I +didn't know how to get the black mud off of my shoe. + +"'Do as I do,' said the old woman. Then I went and sat on the grass in +front of her, and washed the mud from my shoe. + +"For the first time I saw what a horrible-looking creature the old +woman was. Her eyes were sunk in her head, her nose was hooked over +her mouth, and she had two long upper teeth that hung lower than her +under lip. I says to myself, 'Well, old lady, if you are not a witch, +there never was one.' She washed her stocking, mumbling and chewing, +and when she had finished she threw it behind her, and sat hugging her +knees, and glaring at me in a way that made my flesh crawl. + +"'What is your name?' says she. + +"'Chickamy Crany Crow,' says I. + +"'What are you doing here?' says she. + +"Says I, 'I went to the well to wash my toe, but when I came back my +chicken was gone.' + +"Then the old woman began to laugh like a cackling hen, and she +laughed so loud and laughed so long that it scared me. I got up and +pretended to be going home, but when I had gone a little way I hid +behind a big tree, and watched the old woman's antics. She kept on +laughing for some time, and then she reached out for her stockings. +She found the only one she had left, and put it on. Then she reached +around for the other, but failed to find it, because I had it in my +pocket. This seemed to puzzle her. She stood up and looked all around +for her missing stocking, but it wasn't there. Then she sat down +again, pulled off the stocking she had on, and put it on the other +foot. + +"But she still lacked a stocking. This seemed to puzzle the old witch +worse than ever. Once more she pulled off the stocking and put it on +the other foot, and appeared to be very much astonished because one +foot was still bare." + +"She couldn't 'a' had much sense!" exclaimed Drusilla. + +"Not about stockings and things like that," said Chickamy Crany Crow. +"Well, she sat there, pulling the stocking from one foot and putting +it on the other, until she seemed to forget about everything else. I +watched her until I got tired, and then I thought I would take her +missing stocking and throw it in the quagmire. + +"The moment I did this, the quagmire began to bubble, and hiss, and +roll, and toss and tumble about, and soon it disappeared altogether. A +little fog arose when the quagmire sank out of sight, and when this +cleared away, there stood the carriage that had brought the beautiful +little girl with the golden hair, and the little girl herself was +sitting in it, ready to go to her father. But this wasn't all. All +around, there were numbers of horses and buggies, and all sorts of +bundles and money-purses, and everything that travelers carry along +with them. + +"Well, I got in the carriage with the beautiful little girl, clucked +to the horses, and drove to my mother's house. All the horses with +saddles, and all the horses hitched to buggies, followed along after +us, and there was great rejoicing among the people as we went by." + +"What became of the old witch?" asked Buster John. + +"She stayed there, trying to make one stocking do for two feet, until +the well dried up, and after that I don't know what became of her." + +"You ought to have been a young man," said Sweetest Susan, who had +been reading fairy stories, "so that you could have married the +beautiful girl with golden hair, after rescuing her. Besides, your +name would have been in the books." + +"Oh," answered Chickamy Crany Crow, smiling for the first time, "there +are plenty of names in the books that you never hear of; but now, +wherever little children get together to play games, you will hear +them saying the rhyme that tells a part of my story,-- + + "'Chickamy, Chickamy Crany Crow, + Went to the well to wash her toe, + But when she got back her chicken was gone.'" + +[Illustration: THE GOLDEN-HAIRED, BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL] + + + + +XV. + +THE BEWITCHED HUNTSMAN. + + +"There used to be a great many more witches than there are now," +remarked Mr. Thimblefinger. "I reckon it's because folks have more +business of their own to attend to; or, it may be a change in the +climate. I hear old people say that the winters are colder now than +they used to be, and the summers hotter. Maybe that has something to +do with it. Anyhow, something has happened to thin the witches out." + +"Yes," said Mr. Rabbit; "I've noticed that they are scarcer than they +used to be, but I never inquired into the whys and wherefores. They +never bothered me, and I never bothered them." + +"Well, when I first came here," said Mr. Thimblefinger, "I noticed +Jimmy Jay-Bird bringing sand and mortar every Friday, and it occurred +to me that he was preparing to lay the foundations of a witch's house +in this country. So I says to myself, says I, 'I'll keep an eye on +Jimmy, and see where he gets in and out; for, surely, he doesn't come +by way of the spring.' But Jimmy Jay-Bird was pretty slick, and it was +some time before I found out where he came down and went out. By some +means or other, he had discovered the big hollow poplar on the spring +branch, and he was coming and going that way." + +"I know where it is," said Buster John. + +"Yes," replied Mr. Thimblefinger. "It is the oldest and the biggest +tree in the whole country next door. But as soon as I found that Jimmy +Jay-Bird was using it as a passageway, I drove a peg in the hole and +put an end to his schemes, whatever they may have been. I don't know +where he carries his sand and mortar now, and I don't care. + +"But I didn't start out to tell anything about Jimmy Jay-Bird," +continued Mr. Thimblefinger, after pausing a moment. "I was thinking +about the way a witch was caught by a boy no bigger and not much older +than our young friend here." + +"Tell us about it, please!" cried Buster John enthusiastically. + +"Well," said Mr. Thimblefinger, "it's not much of a story. You can't +take a handful of facts and make a story of them unless you know how +to fling them together. The best I can do is to tell it just as it +happened as near as I can remember. + +"When I was a little bit of a fellow--now don't laugh!" cried Mr. +Thimblefinger, seeing Mr. Rabbit wink at Mrs. Meadows,--"I mean when I +was in my teens. Well, when I was younger than I am now, an old witch +lived not far from our house. Her eyes were red around the rims, and +her eyeballs looked as if they had been boiled. Everybody called her +Peggy Pig-Eye, and she answered to that name about as well as she did +to any other. Near her house there lived a man who had a wife and a +son. He was a tolerably well-to-do man, and all the neighbors thought +very well of him. But he used to go to town every sale-day, and at +night he would come home feeling very gay. I don't know what there was +in town to make him feel so gay, but I know that he used to come by +our house singing at the top of his voice and cutting up all sorts of +shines. + +"Well, one night when he was going back home whooping and yelling, he +saw something dark in the road before him, and he rode his horse at +it full tilt. The horse seemed to have little taste for such sport, +for he snorted and wanted to shy around the dark object. But the man +clapped spurs to the horse and drove him right at it. The black thing +ran, and the man spurred his horse after it. It ran down the road, +then across an old field and back into the road again, the man +pursuing it as hard as he could make his horse go. Finally it ran into +Peggy Pig-Eye's yard and under her house, and the man went clattering +after it. Just as he pulled his horse up (to keep the animal from +running broadside into the house) the door opened, and Peggy Pig-Eye +put her head out. + +"'Oh, it's you, is it?' she cried. 'And you are after me, are you? +Very well!' With that she clapped the door to, and the man rode on +home, not feeling as lively as he had felt. + +"Now, it happened that this man was a great hunter. He had a pack of +fine dogs, and he was very fond of them. He hunted deer with them by +day, and raccoons and 'possums by night. The first time he went +hunting after riding into Peggy Pig-Eye's yard was at night. He didn't +go very far from his house before his dogs struck a warm trail and +went scurrying towards the big swamp at a great rate. A negro, who +went along to carry the light and cut the tree down, shook his head +and declared the dogs were not barking to suit him. He said there was +more whine than growl to the noise they were making. + +"Anyhow, the dogs went scurrying to the big swamp, and the man and the +negro followed as fast as they could. The dogs treed right at the edge +of the swamp, and when the man and the negro got there, they were +barking up a big poplar. The negro held his torch behind him so as to +'shine' in the raccoon's eyes,--if it was a raccoon,--but he could see +nothing. + +"'Cut the tree down,' said the man. + +"The negro shook his head, but he whacked away at the poplar with his +axe, and cut it so that it would fall away from the swamp. The tree +fell with a tremendous crash, and the dogs rushed into the top limbs, +followed by the man and the negro. But before they could wink their +eyes, something tall and white walked out, and cried:-- + +"'_You are always after me!_' + +"The negro threw down the torch and the axe, and ran home as fast as +he could. The dogs tried hard to catch the white thing, whatever it +was, but as soon as they got near enough to bite it, they tucked their +tails between their legs and ran howling back to their master. + +"This happened every time the man went out to hunt raccoons and +'possums. The dogs would strike a warm trail not far from the house, +run to the edge of the swamp, and bay up a tree, and then when the +tree was cut down, something tall and white would walk from the top +limbs, and cry out: + +"'_You are always after me!_' + +"The man thought it was very queer, but he wasn't frightened. He said +to himself that if he couldn't catch raccoons and 'possums, maybe he +could catch a fox. So he called up his dogs one morning just about +day, mounted his horse, and started out to catch a fox. Before they +had gone a hundred yards from the house, the dogs found a warm trail +and began to follow it in lively style. The man spurred his horse +after them and harked them on. They ran around in a wide circle, and +presently something white flitted by the man, with the dogs after it +in full cry. As it went by it screamed out:-- + +"'_You are always after me!_' + +"Then it disappeared, and after a while the dogs came back, panting as +hard as if they had run forty miles. The man went back home and sat by +the fire and studied about it, and the more he studied the worse he +was troubled. He sat so long without saying anything that his little +boy asked him what the matter was, but the man shook his head, and +said there were some things that children ought not to know. The boy +was fourteen years old, and very small for his age, but he had plenty +of sense, and was very brave. He told his mother that his father was +in some deep trouble, and begged her to find out what it was, and tell +him about it. + +"So the little boy's mother set herself to work to find out what was +troubling her husband. She pressed him so hard with questions that he +finally told her about his strange adventures while out hunting. The +wife was so frightened that she begged her husband not to go hunting +any more, but to give up his dogs and attend to business that was not +so dangerous. + +"The man promised that he would hunt no more raccoons or 'possums or +foxes, but he said he needed his dogs to hunt deer. The woman told +her son all that her husband had said to her, and after that the +little boy made it a habit to go off in the woods and sit at the foot +of a big chestnut-tree, and wonder what it was that ran before his +father's dogs. + +"Matters went on this way until finally one day the man said he would +go out and catch a deer. He called his dogs, especially Old Top, the +oldest one of all. Top was a big hound, and hunted nothing else but +deer, and he was never known to fail to run down and catch the deer he +got after. Old Top went along when he was called, but it was very +plain to the little boy, who was watching, that he didn't go +willingly. Anyhow, Old Top went, though he looked back at the little +boy and wagged his tail knowingly more than once. + +"Before the hunter got out of hearing, the dogs struck a trail and +pursued it in the direction of the big woods beyond the creek. For a +long time the little boy listened to the dogs running. Sometimes they +seemed to come nearer, and then they would go farther, and finally the +sound of their trailing died away altogether. + +"After waiting and listening for some time, the little boy went into +the woods and sat at the foot of the chestnut-tree. While he was +sitting there thinking, and watching the big black ants chase each +other up and down the tree, he heard the bushes shake, and suddenly a +little old man appeared before him. + +"'Heyday!' said the little old man. 'You are too young to be thinking. +Leave thoughts for old people; you should be at play.' + +"'But sometimes,' replied the little boy, 'children have to think, +too. It doesn't make my head ache to think.' + +"'I see, I see!' exclaimed the little old man; 'your name is Three +Wits. Three Wits, how are you? I hope you are well. You ought to have +come here a little sooner. There is a famous hunt going on in these +woods. It passed here awhile ago--a fool on a frightened horse and +seven crazy dogs galloping after Satan's sister. Oh, it is jolly! Stay +where you are, Three Wits. This famous hunt will pass this way again +directly, and you will have a plain view of it.' + +"After a while the little boy heard the dogs coming, and presently he +saw the strangest sight his eyes had ever beheld. Going through the +woods as swift as the wind, he saw a great white Stag. On the back of +the Stag, and holding to its antlers, was an old woman. She was +grinning horribly, and her gray hair was streaming out behind her like +a ragged banner. The Stag, bearing the old woman, rushed through the +woods and disappeared. Then came the dogs in full cry, and after the +dogs came the little boy's father, spurring his horse and yelling in +the excitement of the chase. + +"'What do you think of it, Three Wits?' asked the little old man, +laughing. + +"'I don't like it,' replied the boy. 'That man is my father.' + +"'Your father!' cried the little old man. 'Oho! That alters the case. +Well, well! Let's see--let's see!' + +"The little old man took from the wallet he had on his back a thick +book with a red cover. Then he sat at the foot of the chestnut-tree +and turned the well-thumbed leaves until he found the place he was +hunting for. He closed the book, but kept his forefinger between the +leaves, and took the little boy's hand in his." + +[Illustration: THE LITTLE OLD MAN, THREE WITS, AND THE STAG] + + + + +XVI. + +THE THREE IVORY BOBBINS. + + +"The little old man took the boy's hand in his, but before he could +say anything, a rustling was heard in the bushes. Presently, Old Top, +the deerhound, made his appearance. He went up to the boy, smelt of +him, wagged his tail as a sign of satisfaction, and then curled up in +the leaves as if to take a nap. But he didn't go to sleep. Every once +in awhile, Old Top raised his head and listened wistfully to the +running dogs that could be heard in the distance. + +"'A very sensible dog!' exclaimed the little old man. 'He knows +something is wrong.' + +"'What is it?' asked the boy. + +"'Well, Three Wits,' said the little old man, 'I'll tell you. The man, +the horse, and the dogs, are under a spell. They are bewitched, and +they will continue to be bewitched until doomsday, unless the spell is +broken. They will go round and round on the trail until they exhaust +themselves, and then they will gradually grow thinner and thinner +until they disappear; and then nothing will be heard but the barking +of the dogs, and the sound of that will grow fainter and fainter, +until no human ear can hear it. Now, the question is, Three Wits, do +you wish the spell broken?' + +"'I do,' replied the boy, 'for my mother's sake.' + +"'Now that is well spoken,' said the old man, rising and laying his +hand gently on the boy's head. 'For, behold, Three Wits, what is +written in the book.' + +"The old man opened the red volume and read as follows, pointing to +each word with his finger:-- + +"'Whoever shall, for the sake of his mother, earnestly desire to break +the spells worked by Paggia Paggiola, the Hunting-Witch, is in a way +to have his desire fulfilled. For this is the indispensable condition. +Moreover, he who hopes to succeed must have the innocence of youth and +the courage of manhood. On his left arm there should grow a mole, and +in this mole are three white hairs.' + +"'I have the mole,' said the boy, opening his vest. + +"Sure enough, there was the mole, and on the mole were growing three +long white hairs as fine as silk. With a pair of silver tweezers that +he found in his wallet, the little old man pulled the long white hairs +from the mole. One by one he pulled them. One by one he ran them +through his fingers, and one by one they seemed to grow longer and +stronger, each time they were pulled through the little old man's +swift-moving fingers. + +"Then, searching in his wallet, he found three ivory bobbins; and on +these he wound the long, strong, and silken hairs. He wound and wound, +and as he wound he sang:-- + + "'Now on this bobbin I wind a hair, + White, and silken, and long; + I wind it slow, I wind it fair, + Glossy, and white, and strong. + + "'I wind it here in shade and sun, + For one, one, one are three-- + Three and no more where the stag shall run, + Close by the chestnut-tree. + + "'And one shall catch, and two shall hold, + And three shall clamp and kill; + Just say to your hand, Be steady and bold; + And say to your heart, I will.' + +"The boy was surprised to see, as the old man sang and wound, that the +white hairs spun out into silver wires hundreds of feet long, and +stronger than steel. + +"'Take these, Three Wits,' said the old man, after he had finished +winding the bobbins. 'Take these, and when the hunt runs this way +again, fling one at the Stag, and one at the dogs, and one at the +horse the huntsman rides. You must fling them quickly, one after the +other. It is easy enough to miss the Stag, but you must not fail to +catch the dogs. You may fail on the Stag and horse, but you must not +fail on the dogs. Be strong. Brace yourself for three quick and hard +throws.' + +"Then they stood there listening; and presently Old Top, the +deerhound, raised his head and whistled through his nose, the whistle +ending in a whine. + +"'They are coming now, Three Wits!' exclaimed the little old man. 'Get +ready! Throw quick and hard! Don't be afraid!' + +"In the distance, the baying of the dogs could be heard, and Old Top +rose and shook himself and growled. In another moment the Stag, ridden +by the grinning old woman, flitted past; but, quick as a flash, Three +Wits threw the first bobbin, and he threw it so hard that it made a +zooning sound in the air. The Stag made one tremendous bound and +disappeared. The dogs came next, and Three Wits threw the second +bobbin. It zooned through the air, and the silver wire unwound with a +twanging sound, and fell full upon the panting and baying pack. It +fell upon them, and wound itself about them, and smothered their +cries, and held them fast in its glistening meshes. + +"Then came the rushing horse and its furious rider. Three Wits threw +the third bobbin, but the horse shied at the motion of the boy's hand, +and flew through the woods in the direction taken by the Stag. When +Three Wits saw both the Stag and the horse escape, he fell upon the +ground and began to weep. + +"'Hity-tity!' exclaimed the little old man, coming from behind the +tree where he had concealed himself. 'What's this? Why, I was about to +cry "Bravo!" and here I find you pretending to be a baby. Get up. If +I am not mistaken you have accomplished even more than I expected you +would. Let's see.' + +"He lifted Three Wits to his feet, and then the two went to where the +hunt had passed. At one point the dogs were entangled in the silver +wire, and were unable to free themselves. A little farther in, they +found a thick wisp of gray hair which the wire had cut from the head +of the grinning old woman who rode the Stag. The little old man +clapped his hands with delight and cut some joyful capers, for he was +very nimble. + +"'Good!' he exclaimed. 'Another half inch and you would have cut off +her head instead of her hair! But where is the bobbin? I don't see the +bobbin! We must have the bobbin!' + +"Three Wits hunted, but he could find no bobbin. Then he caught hold +of the wire, and found that it led into the woods the way the Stag had +gone. He caught hold of it and followed it along, calling to the +little old man. They followed the silver wire far into the woods, and +finally they came to the end of it, and there was the Stag, strangled +and dead. The weight of the bobbin had carried the wire around his +body and around his neck, and the bobbin itself had caught in the +fork of one of his antlers. + +[Illustration: THE STAG AND THE WITCH] + +"The little old man seemed to be very happy. He patted Three Wits on +the shoulder, and declared that he was a good boy, a fine boy. 'But +there is more to be done,' said the little old man,--'a great deal +more. And you will have to go alone. I can help you, but I can't be +with you.' + +"Then he found the ivory bobbins, rewound the silver wire, which +seemed to spin out still longer, and gave them to Three Wits. 'Take +these,' he said, 'and go to the witch's house.' + +"'Do you mean Peggy Pig-Eye's house?' asked Three Wits. + +"'Why, of course.' replied the little old man. 'Her right name, as you +saw by the book, is Paggia Paggiola, but people call her Peggy Pig-Eye +for short. Go to her house, throw one of the bobbins over the roof, +and then throw one around each end. Throw quick and hard, and, as you +throw, cry out,-- + + "'Bibbity bobbity bobbin, + Go hibbity hob hobnobbin.' + +"'But wait!' cried the little old man. 'You may need these dogs.' He +took a wisp of the witch's hair, and whipped them back to life. And +maybe you'll need a horse to ride. So he went into the woods where the +Stag lay dead, and whipped him to his feet with the witch's hair. + +"'This is your horse,' he said to Three Wits. But the boy was afraid +to mount the Stag. 'Be bold!' cried the little old man; 'all depends +on that! Give me your foot. There you are! Loop the silver wire over +his horns, and touch him with the bobbin the way you want him to go. +He'll carry you safely. Good-by! Be bold!' + +"Following the little old man's directions, Three Wits was soon +cantering down the road on the Stag's back. The dogs seemed to take +everything for granted, and followed along after the Stag as readily +as if he had been their master's horse. But travelers who chanced to +be going along the road went into the wood when they saw a boy riding +a big Stag. They were not used to such a queer sight. + +"The spirits of Three Wits rose as he went along. Everything had +turned out so happily, and the Stag moved along so gracefully and +easily that Three Wits felt quite like a hero. + +"He went ambling along the road, the people staring at him, until he +came to the witch's house. Everything was quiet there. The windows and +doors were closed, and the only sign of life about the place was a big +black cat that sat on the water-shelf. Three Wits rode the Stag around +the house three times. Then over the roof he threw a bobbin. To the +right he threw another, and to the left another. The silver wire +seemed to whirl until it became a tangle of wire all over the house. +The big black cat made an attempt to escape, but it was caught in the +wire as a fly is caught in a spider's web, and it hung helpless by the +water-shelf. + +"And then a very wonderful thing happened. The silver wire seemed to +become so heavy that the roof of the house couldn't bear its weight. +The cabin swayed, and finally the roof fell in with a crash. Out of +the dust and wreck walked the father of Three Wits, leading his horse, +and, following him, came a dozen or more elegantly dressed gentlemen +whom Three Wits had never seen before. They shook hands with the boy +and thanked him for coming to their rescue, and each gave him a large +sum of gold, so that when they started on their way home, Three Wits +found that he was very rich. As for the father, he seized Three Wits +in his arms and embraced him again and again, and declared that even a +king might be proud to have such a brave son. + +"While they were talking, the little old man came out of the wood. He +went straight to Three Wits, placed his hand on the boy's head, and +seemed to be blessing him. Then he lifted Three Wits from the Stag's +back, mounted in his place, waved his hand twice, and, in a twinkling, +had disappeared in the wood. That was the end of the witch, and this +is the end of the story." + +"Well, I think it is a very good story," said Buster John. + +"I think so, too," remarked Sweetest Susan; "but I'm sorry there was +no little girl in it." + + + + +XVII. + +"KEEN-POINT," "COB-HANDLE," AND "BUTCH." + + +"The three bobbins," said Mrs. Meadows, "remind me of a +circumstance--" + +"Is a circumstance a story?" interrupted Sweetest Susan. + +"Oh, you mustn't mind my country talk," replied Mrs. Meadows, +laughing. "It was a trick of my tongue. I didn't want to say 'story' +because you might be disappointed. But I reckon I may as well call it +a story. Well, as I was saying, the three bobbins remind me of a story +that was partly about a little girl." + +"I know it must be a nice story," cried Sweetest Susan +enthusiastically. + +But Mrs. Meadows shook her head. "From all I can hear," she said, +"matters and things in general are a great deal nicer in books than +they are outside of books. Folks are folks, anyway you can fix them, I +don't care what the books say. But I'll not deny that in my day and +time I have seen folks mighty near as nice and as pretty as those you +read about in the books, and one of these was the little girl I am +going to tell you about. + +"Once upon a time, in the country where I then lived,--and I've lived +in a good many countries, for wherever you find mountains, hills, and +rivers, there you'll find the Meadows family,--there was a little girl +who was both beautiful and good. She was not as good nor as beautiful +as those you read about in the books, but she was good enough for the +people who knew her. For a wonder she didn't have long golden hair. +Her hair was black, and curled about her head in the loveliest way; +and her eyes were large and brown, and her skin creamy white, with +just the shadow of rose color in her face. Her parents were rich and +proud, but they were prouder of their little girl than they were of +their money, as well they might be, seeing that she was the smartest +and most beautiful child to be found in all the country round." + +"Were there no princes and castles in that country?" inquired Sweetest +Susan. + +"Oh, dear, no!" replied Mrs. Meadows. "The folks were just plain, +common, every-day people. Those that were fortunate enough to be +honest and contented were much better off than any princes you ever +heard of; and a hut where happiness lives is a much finer place than +the finest castle. + +"Well, as I was telling you, the parents of this little girl with +black curly hair were very proud of her. They watched over her very +carefully, and neglected nothing that would make her happy and +contented. Some little girls that I have known would have been spoiled +by so much kindness and attention, but this little girl with the black +curly hair wasn't spoiled at all. She was as good as she was +beautiful. + +"One day, when this little girl was walking in the flower garden, she +heard the gardener talking to his wife through the iron fence. The +woman's voice was so pleasant and her laugh so cheerful that the +little girl ran to the fence and peeped through to see who it was. The +gardener's wife saw her, and at once began to pet her and make much of +her. The little girl wanted the woman to come into the garden, and +seemed to be so much in earnest about it that the woman promised she +would come and be the child's nurse some day. + +"No sooner had the gardener's wife gone about her business than the +little girl ran and told her mother that she must have a nurse. At +first her mother paid little attention to her, thinking that it was +the passing whim of a child, but the little girl insisted, until +finally her mother said:-- + +"'Who shall be your nurse? You know, my dear, that you can't have +everybody and anybody?' + +"'Ask the gardener,' the little girl replied. 'He knows.' + +"'And how does he know?' the mother asked. + +"'I saw him talking with her,' the little girl replied. + +"So, after a time, the gardener was called, and then it was found that +his wife was the person the little girl had selected to be her nurse. +The father and mother hesitated for some time before they would +consent to send for the woman, but finally she came, and they were so +much struck by her pleasant manners and cheerful disposition that they +were quite willing to employ her. + +"For a long time after that the little girl and her nurse were never +separated except when the nurse would go home to see her husband and +her son, who was a handsome boy about fourteen years old. The little +girl used to grieve so when her nurse left her that on one occasion, +when the woman was going home for only an hour or so, she carried the +child with her. There the little girl saw the handsome son of her +nurse, and they were both very much pleased with each other. In the +little time she stayed, the boy showed her a hundred new games, and +told her a great many stories she had never heard before." + +"How old was the little girl?" Mr. Thimblefinger inquired. + +"Between seven and eight," replied Mrs. Meadows "Just old enough to be +cute. Well, in the little time they were together the boy and girl +grew to be very fond of each other. The boy thought she was the +daintiest and prettiest creature he had ever seen, and the little girl +thought the boy was all that a boy should be. + +"Of course, when the little girl went back home again she talked of +nothing else but the boy who had proved to be such a wonderful +playmate. This set the child's mother to thinking, and she made up her +mind that it wouldn't do for these children to see so much of each +other. So she sent for the nurse and told her very kindly that she +didn't think it would be prudent to carry the little girl to her house +any more. + +"The nurse agreed with the little girl's mother, but somehow she +didn't relish the idea that her brave and handsome son wasn't good +enough to play with anybody's daughter. She thought the matter over +for several days, and finally decided that it would be better to give +up her place as nurse. She was very fond of the little girl, but she +was still fonder of her boy. So she ceased to be the child's nurse, +and went to her own home. + +"The little girl grieved day and night for her kind nurse. Nothing +would console her. Her mother bought her a little pony, but she +wouldn't ride it; wonderful dolls, but she wouldn't look at them; the +finest cakes and candies, but she wouldn't eat them; the most +beautiful dresses, but she wouldn't wear them. Matters went on in this +way for I don't know how long, until, finally, one day the little +girl's mother concluded to send for the nurse. + +"Now it happened that on that particular day the little girl had made +up her mind to go after her nurse. One day in each week, the gardener +would open the big gates of the park in order to trundle away the +trash and weeds that he had raked up. The little girl watched him open +the gate, and then, when the gardener went for his wheelbarrow, she +slipped out at the gate and went running across the fields. + +"For a time the little girl was perfectly happy. She gave herself up +to the pleasure of being alone, of being able to do as she chose, with +no one to tell her not to do this or do that, or to say 'come here,' +or 'go yonder.' So she went running across the fields, looking at the +birds, and trying to catch butterflies, and singing to herself some of +the beautiful songs that her nurse's son had taught her. + +"Now it happened that when she ran out of the garden gate, in her +haste to keep out of sight of the gardener, she went away from her +nurse's house instead of going towards it. She had been kept so +closely at home that she had no idea of the great world beyond the +garden gate. She thought that all she had to do to get to her dear +nurse's house was to go out at the gate and keep on going until she +came to the place where there were two big trees, with a swing +between them, and a little white house on the other side. + +"So she went on her way, singing and skipping. When she grew tired she +sat down to rest. When she grew thirsty she drank of the clear, cold +water that ran through the fields. When she became hungry, she ate the +berries that grew along the way. She was perfectly satisfied that she +would soon come to her nurse's house. But the sun doesn't stop for +grown people, much less for children, and the little girl soon found +that night was coming on. The only thought she had was that her +nurse's house had been moved farther away, and that by going straight +ahead she would find it after a while. + +"So she trudged along. When the sun was nearly down she saw an old man +sitting in the shade of a tree. The little girl went straight towards +him, made him a curtsey, as she had been taught to do, and said:-- + +"'Please, sir, where is my nurse's house?' + +"The old man raised his head and glanced all around. 'I see no nurse's +house,' he replied. + +"Then, after a little while the old man said: 'My dear, give me a +drink of water.' + +[Illustration: THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE OLD MAN] + +"The little girl looked all around. 'I see no water,' she replied. + +"'Well said, well said!' exclaimed the old man. 'You are very bright +and very beautiful, therefore I'll give you some advice. There is a +spring by yonder tree, but you must not drink the water. There is a +pomegranate-tree growing by the spring, but you must eat none of the +fruit.' + +"Having said this, the old man slung his wallet over his back and went +on his way. The little girl went to the spring and looked at the +water. Then she looked at the beautiful red fruit growing on the +pomegranate-tree. She was very thirsty, very hungry, and very tired. +She thought to herself that the old man was very mean and stingy. +'He's afraid I'll muddy the water,' she said, 'and he wants all the +pomegranates for himself.' + +"Then she drank from the spring, and the water was very sweet and +cool. She ate the fruit of the pomegranate-tree, and it was delicious. +Then being tired, she stretched herself out on the grass and was soon +sound asleep. + +"Now it so happened," continued Mrs. Meadows, pretending to examine +the stitches in Sweetest Susan's frock "that the spring and the +pomegranate-tree were under a spell. They belonged to an old Conjurer +who lived in a cave close by. In this cave he had a large bowl of +water on a shelf, and near it, growing in a box, was a little +pomegranate-bush. Whenever anybody drank from the spring, the water in +the bowl would shake and tremble and become muddy; and whenever a +pomegranate was pulled from the big bush by the spring, the little +bush in the Conjurer's cave would bend and wave its limbs as if a gale +were blowing. + +"All this occurred when the little girl drank from the spring and +pulled and ate one of the pomegranates; and by the time she was sound +asleep, the Conjurer had come out of his cave and discovered her. He +waited a little while, and then took the child and carried her to his +cave, and it was many a long day before anybody, except the Conjurer +himself, saw her again." + +At this point Mrs. Meadows paused. + + + + +XVIII. + +MRS. MEADOWS RESUMES HER STORY. + + +The pause was occasioned by Mr. Rabbit. He had fallen into a doze +while Mrs. Meadows was telling her story, and just as she came to the +point where the Conjurer had lifted the little girl in his arms and +carried her into his cave, Mr. Rabbit had dreamed that he was falling. +His chair was tilted back a little, and he made such a mighty effort +to keep himself from falling in his dream that he lost his balance and +went over sure enough. + +"I declare!" he exclaimed. "I ought to be ashamed of myself to be +falling heels over head this way without any reason in the world, and +right before company too. Wasn't there something in your story about +falling?" + +"Not a word!" replied Mrs. Meadows firmly. + +"Well, well, well!" exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. "I'll try and keep my eyes +open hereafter." + +The children tried their best to keep from laughing at Mr. Rabbit's +predicament, but Drusilla was finally compelled to give way to her +desire, and then they all joined in, even Mr. Rabbit smiling somewhat +grimly. + +"Let me see," said Mrs. Meadows, after a while; "the last we heard of +the little girl I was telling you about, the Conjurer had carried her +into his cave?" + +"Yes," answered Sweetest Susan; "and now I want to know what became of +her." + +"Well," said Mrs. Meadows, "the shortest way to tell you that is the +best way. It happened that on the very day the little girl ran away to +visit her nurse, the nurse had concluded to visit the little girl. So +she put on her best things and went to the little girl's home. When +the woman came to the garden she saw the gate open, and presently her +husband, the gardener, came out trundling a load of weeds and trash in +his wheelbarrow. She asked about the little girl. + +"'She was playing under the trees yonder awhile ago,' said the man. 'I +haven't seen her since.' + +"The woman went into the garden and searched among the trees and +arbors, but no little girl could she find. + +"'Having come so far,' she said to herself, 'I'll not go back without +seeing the precious little creature.' So she went towards the house, +searching for the child. She inquired of every servant she met where +the little girl was, and finally went into the house searching for +her. At last she came to the room where sat her former mistress. But +the child was not there. + +"In a very short while there was a tremendous uproar in the place. The +maid servants and the men servants went running about through the +house, through the yard, and through the garden, calling the little +girl. They hunted in every hole and corner, and in every nook and +cranny, but the child was not to be found. + +"The kind-hearted nurse wept almost as bitterly as the mother. 'Oh, if +I had been here,' she cried, 'this would never have happened.' + +"The little girl's father came in just in time to hear this, and he +immediately suspected that the nurse had stolen his daughter and would +pretend to find her again in the hope of securing a reward. He said +nothing of his suspicions, but he determined to have the nurse +closely watched. + +"He was so firmly convinced that his suspicion was correct that he +treated his daughter's disappearance somewhat lightly, and this helped +to console the mother. When it became certain that the little girl was +not to be found in the house or on the place, her father called one of +his trusty clerks (for he was a rich and powerful merchant), and told +him to disguise himself as a peddler, go to the nurse's house, and +there discover, if possible, where the nurse had bestowed the child. + +"The clerk did as he was directed, but when he arrived at the nurse's +house, disguised as a peddler, he was surprised to find as much grief +under that humble roof as there was at his master's house. He knocked +at the door and inquired the cause of the trouble, hoping to discover +that the display of grief was a mere sham. But he soon saw it was +genuine. Both the woman and her handsome son were weeping bitterly +over the disappearance of the little girl. + +"'May I get a bite to eat?' asked the peddler. + +"'That you may!' exclaimed the woman, 'for we shall need nothing +ourselves, until we hear some news of that precious child.' Then she +told the peddler about the strange disappearance of the little girl +she used to nurse, and the peddler, in order to carry out his purpose, +asked a great many questions. When he was told that the parents of the +little girl were very rich he laughed, and said that if they had +plenty of money they could get along very well without a little girl, +but this made the woman and her son so angry that they were on the +point of showing the peddler the door. They were ready to dismiss him +with many hard words, when they heard some one calling. + +"The son went into the yard, and found that an old man had fallen not +far from their gate and was unable to rise. The woman went to help her +son bring the old man in, and while they were gone the peddler took +his leave without so much as saying good-by. + +"With a good deal of trouble the old man was brought into the house, +and made comfortable, but no sooner had he been placed upon the +woman's bed than he leaped to his feet and stood on the floor, +laughing. + +"'I have fallen at a dozen doors to-day,' he cried, 'and this is the +first that has been opened to me.' + +"'Well,' replied the woman, 'if we had known you were playing pranks +on us I don't think this door would have opened to you. We are having +too much trouble ourselves to pester with other people's troubles.' + +"Then she went on to tell of the disappearance of the little girl she +used to nurse. The old man tried to get in a word of consolation, now +and then, but the woman talked too fast for that. But presently she +had told about all she had to tell. + +"'See how it turns out!' cried the old man. 'How can it be accident +that brings to your door the only person in the world that can give +you any tidings of the little girl? I saw a child to-day some miles +from here who asked me to show her her nurse's house.' + +"'Bless her dear little heart!' exclaimed the woman. + +"'But she was in great danger,' said the old man. 'She was just about +to enter the domain of Rimrak.' + +"'Ah, why didn't you bring her away with you?' cried the woman. + +"'It is not permitted,' replied the old man. 'I did what I could. I +warned her not to drink of the waters of the spring nor to eat of the +pomegranate-seed. I could do no more.' + +"'Oh, what will become of the dear child?' exclaimed the woman, +wringing her hands. + +"'If she drinks of the waters of the spring,' responded the old man, +'or eats of the pomegranate-seed, she will fall into a deep sleep. +Then will come Rimrak, the Conjurer, and convey her to his cave, and +there she will be held captive until she forgets she is a captive, or +until she has been rescued by some bold youth who loves her well +enough to remember the color of her eyes.' + +"'I remember! I remember!' cried the woman's handsome son. + +"'Be not too sure,' replied the old man. 'Sit down and think it over.' + +"'No need for that,' said the boy. 'Her eyes once seen can never be +forgotten.' + +"'Oho!' exclaimed the old man. 'Then perhaps you can tell me the color +of the little girl's eyes?' + +"'Certainly,' said the boy. 'They are brown when she lifts them to +your face and dark when she looks away from you.' + +"The old man nodded his head with a greater display of good humor than +he had yet shown. + +"'Ah, you think so,' said the old man, warningly; 'you think you know, +but be not too sure.' + +"'Why, I can see her now!' exclaimed the boy. + +"'Where?' cried his mother; 'oh, where?' + +"The boy fell back in his seat and covered his face with his hands. + +"'He was speaking of his memory,' said the old man. 'If he can trust +it, well and good.' + +"'You should have brought the child home with you,' said the +matter-of-fact woman. + +"'It was not in my power,' replied the old man. 'She had gone too far. +She had already entered the domain of Rimrak, the Conjurer. All that I +could do I did. I warned her not to drink of the waters of the spring. +I warned her not to eat of the seed of the pomegranate. But now that I +am here, let us see what can be done.' + +"He went to his wallet, which he had placed on the table, opened it +and took from it three knives. One was a clasp-knife with a long, slim +blade, the next was a common case-knife, and the third was a big +butcher's-knife. The case-knife had once had a horn or wooden handle, +but this had dropped off, and the iron that held the knife in place +had been run into a corncob. The old man took these knives from his +wallet, one by one, and placed them on the table. + +"'Now listen to me,' he said to the boy. 'All will go well with you if +you are bold, and if you really remember the color of the little +girl's eyes. Here are your arms. This,' taking up the clasp-knife, 'is +Keen-Point. This,' taking up the case-knife, 'is Cob-Handle. And this +is Butch. Remember their names,--Keen-Point, Cob-Handle, and Butch. +Keen-Point is to show you the way, Cob-Handle is to warn you of +danger, and Butch is to protect you. But they will all fail you--they +will all go wrong--if you do not remember the color of the little +girl's eyes.' + +"The boy took Keen-Point, Cob-Handle, and Butch, and stowed them away +in a wallet, in which his mother placed a supply of food. Then he set +out on his journey, with a light heart. He was not afraid, for he knew +that he loved the little girl well enough to remember the color of her +eyes. He went on his way till he came to the open fields where no one +lived. He had been there many a time before, but now it seemed to him +that he had never seen so many paths and by-ways. They led in all +directions and crossed each other almost at every turn. + +"He stopped and looked all around, and then he took Keen-Point from +his wallet, and said:-- + + "'Keen-Point can, Keen-Point may, + Point keen and true, and show me the way.' + +"As soon as he said this, the knife tumbled from his hand and fell to +the ground, the end of the keen blade pointing towards one of the many +footpaths. The boy picked it up, and it tumbled from his hand again, +pointing in the same direction. He picked it up the second time, and +again the knife fell from his hand and pointed to the footpath. For +the third time he lifted the knife from the ground, and as it fell no +more, he placed it in his wallet, and went on his way. + +"Thus he continued for many hours. When he was in doubt about the +way, Keen-Point would show him. When he grew hungry, he ate the food +his mother had placed in his wallet. It was late in the day when he +started, and before he came to the spring and the pomegranate-tree, +the sun went down and night came on. The boy stopped under a +wide-spreading tree, said his prayers, placed his wallet under his +head for a pillow, and went to sleep. + +"Bright and early the next morning he was up and going. Whenever he +had any doubt about the way, Keen-Point would show him, and before the +sun was up very high, he came in sight of the pomegranate-tree, with +its red and golden fruit, and he knew the spring was close by. + +"As he went on he grew thirstier, and thirstier, and when he came to +where the cool, clear waters of the spring were bubbling from the +ground with a sort of gurgling sound, his throat and mouth seemed to +be as dry as paper. More than that, when he came to the spring, a +traveler was sitting on one of the stones that lay around, drinking +the water from a silver cup and peeling the rind from a pomegranate +with a silver knife. The traveler had a very pleasant face and +manner, and he spoke to the boy in the kindest way. + +"'If you want some water,' he said, 'you may drink from my silver cup. +If you are hungry, you may peel a pomegranate with my silver knife.' + +"The boy thanked the traveler and said that he would eat and drink +later in the day. He thought to himself that a man who could drink +from a silver cup and eat with a silver knife ought to be able to +travel in a carriage or on horseback, but there was no horse nor +carriage in sight. + +"'Well,' said the traveler, 'if you will neither eat nor drink, you +can at least rest yourself.' + +"So the boy seated himself on one of the big rocks close by the +spring, and the traveler began to ask him all sorts of questions. What +was his name, and where did he come from, and where was he going." + +"What _was_ his name?" asked Sweetest Susan suddenly. + +"Well, I declare!" exclaimed Mrs. Meadows, "haven't I told you his +name?" + +"If you did, we didn't hear you," said Buster John. + +Mrs. Meadows raised her hands above her head and let them fall +helplessly in her lap. "I told you I didn't know how to tell stories!" +she cried. "You had fair warning. Well, well, well! And I never even +told you his name!" She paused and stared at the children as if she +wanted them to pity her weakness. "To think that I should forget to +call his name! Everybody knew it in my day and time, and they knew +about his wonderful adventures. + +"His name was Valentine, because he was born on St. Valentine's Day, +and the little girl's name was Geraldine. + +"Well, the traveler asked Valentine all sorts of questions, and tried +hard to persuade him to drink some of the water and eat the +pomegranate-seed. + +"'I have heard,' said the traveler, 'that all this country around here +is ruled by a cruel Conjurer, and that he has power over all except +those who may chance to find this spring and this pomegranate-tree in +passing, and drink of the water and eat of the fruit.' + +"But Valentine shook his head. He said he would rather have milk than +water any day, and as for pomegranates, he had no taste for them. + +"'Then I would advise you to go no farther,' said the traveler. 'If +you fall into the hands of the Conjurer, you will never escape.' + +"'I have heard of this great Conjurer,' replied Valentine, 'and I +should like nothing better than to see him.' + +"He took Keen-Point from his wallet and pretended to be playing with +it, letting it fall and picking it up. The knife pointed beyond the +spring and the pomegranate-tree, and in a little while Valentine went +on his journey. On the hill beyond the spring, he turned and looked +back, but the traveler had disappeared. As there was no place where he +could hide, Valentine concluded that the man he had seen was no +traveler at all, but Rimrak, the Conjurer. + +"But he was not afraid. He went on his way, and, after a little, came +to a grove of the tallest and biggest trees he had ever seen. As he +was passing through this grove, he suddenly saw two tremendous spiders +running about among the trees before and behind him. Their bodies were +as big as a feather bed when it is rolled up, and they were pretty +much the same color. Valentine watched their antics a few minutes, and +soon saw they were spinning a web among the trees and that he was in +the middle of it. + +"The big spiders ran about on the ground spinning their webs around +him, and then they began to jump from tree to tree. Valentine began to +have a creepy feeling up and down his back, for he didn't relish the +idea of being caught in a spider's web like a bluebottle fly. He +wondered why Cob-Handle hadn't warned him of the danger, and then he +remembered that the case-knife was wrapped so tightly in his wallet +that it couldn't give a warning if it was to try. So he took all the +knives from the wallet,--Keen-Point, Cob-Handle, and Butch,--and +placed them in his girdle. + +"Valentine hardly had time to fasten the straps about the wallet, +before he felt Cob-Handle jumping about and thumping against his side. +Then he saw one of the big spiders coming towards him. Big as it was +it moved nimbly, and before Valentine had time to get out of the way, +it ran around him and wrapped a strand of its web about his legs. The +strand was as big as a stout twine and as strong and as hard as wire. +Then the big spider turned and came back, but by this time Valentine +had drawn Butch from his belt, and as the ugly creature came near he +struck at it with the knife, and cut off one of its hairy legs. The +creature was so full of life and venom that its leg jumped around and +clawed the ground for some little time. + +"Holding Butch point down and edge outwards, Valentine cut the strand +of web that held his legs. It was so large, and drawn so tightly about +him, that it sounded like somebody had broken a fiddle-string. In this +way he cut his way through the web. The crippled spider ran to his +mate, and the two stood watching Valentine, their eyes shining green +and venomous, and their jaws working as if they were chewing +something." + +"They were sharpening their teeth," Buster John suggested. + +"I reckon so," replied Mrs. Meadows. "Anyhow they were ugly enough to +scare anybody. Valentine cut his way through the web and marched out +on the other side. He rested a little and then went on his way; but he +had not gone far before Cob-Handle began to jump and thump against +his side. He stopped and looked around, but he could see nothing. He +listened, but he could hear nothing. + +[Illustration: VALENTINE SLAYING THE SPIDER] + +"Presently he felt the ground moving beneath his feet, and he ran +forward as fast as he could. And he didn't run too fast, either, for +no sooner had he jumped away than a great hole appeared right where he +had been standing. He could see that it was both wide and deep, but he +didn't go back to look at it. + +"No; he kept on his way, and it wasn't long before Cob-Handle began to +jump and thump. Keen-Point also began to jump and thump, and showed +him which way to go, and he ran as fast as he could. He heard a +roaring sound as he started, and he had hardly got fifty steps away, +though he was running with all his might, before a tremendous +whirlwind came along, tearing up the bushes by roots and ploughing the +ground. It came so close to Valentine that if he had had on a +long-tail coat, I believe it would have been tangled in the whirlwind. + +"I tell you," Mrs. Meadows went on, seeing the children smiling, "it +was no laughing matter to Valentine. He shivered and trembled when he +thought what a narrow escape he had had. + +"He went on his way, and in a little while Cob-Handle began to jump +and thump again. Valentine, thus warned, stood still and looked around +more carefully than he had yet done. Some distance off, he saw a +horrible creature coming towards him. It was in the shape of a man, +but it had four arms and hands, and in each hand it was flourishing a +club. Its hair stood out from its head like the shucks in a +scouring-mop, and as it came nearer, Valentine saw that it had three +eyes,--one on each side of its nose, and one in its forehead. + +"Keen-Point said, 'Go straight forward,' and then Butch began to jump +and thump, so Valentine placed Cob-Handle and Keen-Point in his +girdle, and took Butch in his hand. Holding the point straight before +him, he went towards the misshapen creature. Its red and watery eyes +were blinking and winking, and its arms were threshing the air with +the clubs at such a tremendous rate that Valentine thought his hour +had surely come. But he shut his eyes and went straight at the +creature. The sharp point of Butch had no sooner touched the monster +on its hairy breast than its hands dropped the clubs, and it ran +howling back the way it came. + +"Valentine followed fast enough to see the creature enter a cave, and +to this, Keen-Point told him he must go. As he went forward, a +fierce-looking man came from the cave and stood guarding the entrance. +He was covered from head to foot with silver armor, and he brandished +a long keen sword with a silver handle. But Valentine went straight +forward, holding Butch in his hand. The long sword never touched him, +nor did the silver armor stand in his way. With one blow against Butch +the long sword was shattered, and the silver armor fell away from +Rimrak like the hulls from a ripe hickory-nut. Rimrak himself fell +before Butch and disappeared with a hissing sound; and then the cave +was no longer dark. Its roof seemed to roll away; and where the cave +had been, there stood a great company of people who had been held +captive by the Conjurer. They stood wondering what had happened and +what would happen next. Among them was Geraldine. She knew Valentine, +and ran to him, and then he was very happy. The people whom he had +rescued, gathered around him and thanked him and thanked him; and some +would have rewarded him, but he said he deserved none. He had come +after the little girl, and he was not responsible for any accidents +that happened to other people. This is what he said, and this is how +he felt; but the people wondered that a young boy should be so bold +and yet so modest. + +"So they talked together, and decided to go with him to his home. +Their horses and their carriages they found in good order, and in a +little while they formed a procession. In this way they carried +Valentine to his home, crying out to the people they passed,-- + +"'This is our deliverer! This is the brave boy that conquered Rimrak, +the great Conjurer!' + +"They carried Valentine to his home, and then they went with him to +Geraldine's home. There was great rejoicing in the town. The little +girl's father was rich, and he called all the people together; and +they had a big dinner, and everybody was happy. The little girl had +her old nurse back, and she grew up to be a beautiful young woman, and +Valentine grew up to be a handsome young man." + + + + +XIX. + +A STORY OF THE RIVER. + + +"I think that was a beautiful story," said Sweetest Susan, when Mrs. +Meadows paused; "but was that the end?" + +"Why, wasn't that enough?" inquired Mr. Rabbit sleepily. "What more +could you ask? Didn't the boy and girl get back home where they could +get something to eat?" + +"What became of them?" asked Buster John. "The stories about boys and +girls in books say they married and lived happily ever after." + +"Oh, yes!" cried Mr. Thimblefinger. "I've heard about it. I remember +the poetry,-- + + "'They married, then, and lived in clover, + And when they died, they died all over.'" + +"Well," said Mrs. Meadows, "I thought surely you'd get tired of +Valentine and Geraldine by the time they got back home, and so I +thought we'd do well to leave them there. Still, if you are not +tired--" Mrs. Meadows paused and looked at the children. + +"Oh, we are not tired," protested Buster John. + +"Well," said Mrs. Meadows, "if that's the case, I'll tell you what +happened after Valentine and Geraldine went back home. Of course, +Geraldine's father and mother were very proud and happy when their +little girl was brought back to them. They were very grateful to +Valentine, and they offered him money. But somehow Valentine didn't +want their money. He said that the pleasure of getting Geraldine out +of the hands of the wicked Conjurer was reward enough for him, and so +he shook his head and refused the money that was offered him. + +"Now, the little girl's father was rich and prosperous, while +Valentine was very poor, and it was natural that the rich man should +wonder why the boy, who was poor, should refuse money. Somehow, he +took a dislike to Valentine. He said to himself that a boy who would +refuse money as a free gift would never be prosperous. + +"As time went on, Valentine grew to be a handsome young man, but he +was still poor. He went to see Geraldine sometimes, but as she grew +older, she grew shyer. Valentine couldn't understand this, but he +thought it was because she was old enough to know that she was rich +and he was poor. + +"He said to her one day. 'You are not as friendly as you used to be.' + +"'Oh, yes I am,' she replied. 'I shall always be friendly with you.' + +"'No,' said he, 'you have changed.' + +"'No more than you,' was her answer. + +"'I changed?' he cried. 'I love you more than I ever did.' + +"With that Geraldine hung her head to hide her blushes, but Valentine +thought she was angry. He turned on his heel and would have gone away, +but she called him back, and told him not to go away angry--and then +they made it up somehow. Valentine said he would speak to Geraldine's +father. This he did, but the father shook his head. + +"'You want to take her to a hut?' he cried. 'Why she might as well +have stayed in the Conjurer's cave. Go and get you a fortune, and then +come back, and maybe we'll talk the matter over.' + +"Valentine went away very sad. He never turned his head, although +Geraldine was watching him from a window, ready to wave her hand and +throw him a kiss. He wandered off into the woods until he came to the +bank of the River, and there he sat watching the water go by. He +watched it until he almost forgot his own trouble. It went along +slowly and majestically, and sometimes it seemed to come eddying back +to kiss the bank at his feet. For a little while it smoothed the +wrinkles in his mind. He wondered where the River came from and where +it was going to. It was always coming and always going, and there was +never an end to it. All day long it went by, sometimes laughing and +playing in the shallows and sometimes sighing a little under the +willows. + +"Valentine watched it and listened to the pleasant sounds it made +until he began to feel as if the River was something like a friend and +companion. It soothed his grief and drove away his loneliness. Being +alone, he began to speak his thoughts aloud. + +"'Oh! I wish I had a friend as strong and as powerful as the River!' +he cried. + +"'And why not?' he heard a voice say. The water at his feet splashed a +little louder. He looked around, but saw no one; he listened, but +heard nothing. + +"'I wonder who could have spoken?' he said aloud. + +"'Who but your friend, the River?' a Voice replied. + +"'Please don't mock me, whoever you are. There is no fun in +misfortune,' said Valentine. + +"'None at all' responded the Voice. 'I am your friend the River. I +will give you all the aid in my power.' + +"'How am I to know the River is talking?' Valentine asked. + +"'By this,' replied the River. At the word, a wave larger than all the +rest sprang up the bank, and threw its spray in Valentine's hair and +face. 'That is my salute,' said the River. 'It is a rough way, but I +know no other. Now, how can I aid you?' + +"'That is what troubles me,' responded Valentine. 'You are always +going; you never stay.' + +"'True,' said the River; 'but I am always coming. Therefore I must be +always returning.' + +"'But how?' Valentine asked. + +"'Not this way,' said the River, 'but over your head. When in the +early morning, or in the warmer noon, or in the pleasant evenings, you +see the white clouds flying westward, you may be sure that I am +returning.' Then the River broke into a thousand ripples, as if +smiling. + +"But Valentine sat with a very serious face. 'I do not know how you +can aid me,' he sighed. + +"'I know what you wish,' the River replied. 'You wish riches.' + +"'Yes,' said Valentine, 'but not for the sake of the riches +themselves.' + +"'Of course not!' the River exclaimed. 'Riches would be worthless if +they could not command something better; and they are worse than +worthless when the power they give is used for evil. I can give you +riches, but not without your help. I can give you the power to obtain +wealth, but I cannot give you the power to use it as it should be +used.' + +"Valentine listened to the mysterious Voice of the River like one in a +dream. He could hardly believe his ears. + +"'You say nothing,' said the River; 'you seem half asleep. But if I am +to help you, you must help yourself. Walk by my side a little way. +Further down you will come to a boat that has drifted against the +bank.' + +[Illustration: VALENTINE TALKING TO THE RIVER] + +"Valentine rose and stretched himself, and walked by the side of the +River. He had not gone far before he came upon a boat that had drifted +into an eddy. It lay there rocking, and a long oar rested against the +seat. + +"'Jump in,' said the River; 'shove the boat away from the bank and +trust to me. Take the oar and pull, and I will push you along.' + +"Valentine did as he was told, and he soon found that the boat was +gliding swiftly along. The trees and houses on each side seemed to be +running a race to the rear, and the boats that he passed on the River +seemed to be standing still. He went on for some hours, always +trusting to the River. When he grew tired, he held his oar in the air +and rested, but whether he rested or whether he rowed, he saw that his +boat was always gliding swiftly along. + +"Presently, in the far distance, he could see the spires and steeples +of a city, and he wondered whether he would be compelled to go gliding +by, or whether the River would land him there. But he was not left +long in doubt. + +"'That is your future home,' said the River. 'There you will find +friends, and there you will become rich and famous.' + +"'But how?' asked Valentine. + +"'I can only tell you the beginning,' replied the River. 'When your +boat glides to the landing-place, you will see there an old gentleman +richly dressed. He will ask you if you have seen his little son. He +has been there every day for two days, and he has asked of all comers +the same question.' + +"'What shall I say to him?' asked Valentine. + +"'Tell him you have not seen his son,' replied the River, 'but that +you feel sure you can find the boy. Tell the old gentleman that you +have come a long journey, and need rest, but that when you have +refreshed yourself, you will go and seek his son.' + +"'But where shall I seek for the boy?' asked Valentine. + +"'Come to me,' said the River. 'I will be here. I am always going, and +yet I am always coming.' + +"By this time they had come to the city. 'Row for the landing,' said +the River; 'your fortune is there.' + +"Valentine dipped his oar in the water and rowed to the landing. He +leaped from his boat, threw the chain around a stake, and looked +around. Sure enough, an old gentleman, richly dressed, was walking up +and down, his hands crossed behind him. When he saw Valentine he +paused and looked at him. Valentine bowed politely as he had been +taught to do. + +"'You are a comely lad,' said the old gentleman. 'Did you come down +the River, or from below?' + +"'I came down the River,' replied Valentine, touching his hat again. + +"'I have lost my youngest son,' said the old gentleman. 'He is a +little boy about six years old. He wandered from home two days ago, +came to the River landing, and was last seen playing in a boat. I have +been trying to find him. My boats have been searching in all +directions, but the child cannot be found.' + +"'I think I can find him,' said Valentine, 'but first I must rest and +refresh myself. I have come a long journey, and I am tired.' + +"The old gentleman seized him by the hand. 'Come with me!' he +exclaimed. 'You shall go to my house. Your every want shall be +supplied. If you succeed in finding my lost boy you shall have +whatever you ask for.' + +"'I shall ask for nothing,' replied Valentine. 'The pleasure I shall +have in restoring your son to your arms will be sufficient reward for +me.' + +"'Nevertheless,' said the gentleman, 'you shall have a more +substantial reward than that.' + +"So he took Valentine home, and treated him with the greatest +kindness. He was served with rich food and the finest spiced wines, +and fitted out with an elegant suit of clothes. Early the next +morning, Valentine thanked the gentleman for his kindness. + +"'I go now,' he said, 'to find your son. Watch for me near the River. +I may return soon, or I may be gone long, but when I return I will +bring your son.' + +"'You are young,' remarked the gentleman. 'You are hopeful and brave. +You imagine you can succeed where others have failed. But I fear not. +My lost boy has been sought by men older than you, and quite as brave, +but they have not found him.' + +"'Certainly, I may fail,' Valentine replied. 'If I depended on myself +alone, I know I would fail. But I trust in Providence.' + +"Valentine and the gentleman then went to the River--one to go in +search of the lost child, and the other to watch and wait for the +return. Valentine went to the water's edge. + +"'Get a boat with a sail,' whispered the River, lapping the sand at +his feet. This was provided at once, for the gentleman was very +wealthy, and then Valentine set out on his voyage. 'Go back the way +you came,' said the River, 'but keep out of the middle current. Let +the wind fill your sails and carry you near the shore, on the right.' +With the River to direct him, Valentine sailed along with a light +heart and a happy mind. For more than two hours he journeyed up the +River, and it was not until the sun was low in the west that the River +told him to lower the sails of his boat. This done, the River carried +his boat gently ashore, and as it glided on the sand, he saw, near by, +a boat, in which a little boy lay fast asleep. Without disturbing him, +Valentine lifted the little fellow in his arms, and transferred him to +the new boat, in which wraps, and cloaks, and food had been placed. + +"It was easy to guess how the little boy had been lost. He had gone +to play in a boat, which broke loose from its fastenings, and drifted +slowly up the River in the eddies that play hide and seek near the +bank. The first day the searchers searched for him, they went too far. +The next day they searched too near, and so the child drifted and +drifted, and was lost sure enough. He was very cold and wet when +Valentine found him, but in a little while he was warmly wrapped in +the cloaks that had been provided. + +"'Take his boat in tow,' said the River. 'Let your sails stay down, +and take the oars and row home as hard as you can.' + +"The River helped with its swift current, and it was not long before +Valentine caught a glimpse of the bonfire that was burning at the +landing to light him back to the city. + +"There was great rejoicing when Valentine returned with the lost +child. The bells were rung and salutes fired from the big cannon that +commanded the approaches to the city. It turned out that the gentleman +whose child Valentine had found was the ruler of the city, and you may +depend upon it he was grateful to the unknown young man. + +"But in all large cities there are some envious people, and these +soon had it whispered about that Valentine was a mere adventurer who +had stolen the child and hid it so that he might rescue it again when +a big reward was offered. These whispers grew thicker and thicker +until at last they reached the ears of every one. No one knew +Valentine, and appearances were against him, but one day he was +approached by an old man with a long white beard, who asked him from +whence he came. The old man was so kind and agreeable in his manner +that Valentine told him the story of the rescue of Geraldine. + +"Much to his surprise the old man rose and embraced him. 'Come with +me!' he cried. So saying, he carried Valentine to the marketplace, and +there in the presence of a great crowd of people, the old man said:-- + +"'Behold my rescuer! Behold the brave youth who conquered Rimrak, the +Conjurer.' + +"This closed the mouths of the envious, and when that happens, there +is not much more to tell in any story." + +Here Mrs. Meadows paused and looked at Mr. Rabbit, who sat fast asleep +in his chair. + +"Did he get rich and marry Geraldine?" inquired Sweetest Susan. + +"Why of course," replied Mrs. Meadows. "Do you reckon he'd have gone +through all these ups and downs if he wasn't to marry and settle down +and be happy in the end?" + +"Well," said Buster John, "it was a pretty good story." + +"I speck so," remarked Drusilla, "but dey's lots too much richness in +it fer me." + +Mrs. Meadows laughed so heartily at this that Mr. Rabbit was aroused +from his nap, and looked around in surprise. + +"Did I hear somebody say supper was ready?" he asked. + +Mrs. Meadows laughed again, but this time she glanced at the sky of +Mr. Thimblefinger's queer country. It had grown perceptibly darker. +Mr. Thimblefinger drew out his little watch. Mr. Rabbit closed one +eye, and sat as if listening for something. + +"Well," said Mrs. Meadows with a sigh, "I reckon we'll have to tell +you good-by for this time, but I do hope you'll come again. I declare +it has been a treat to have some new somebody to talk to. By the +time you get back home the sun will be setting in your country, and +your folks will begin to be uneasy about you." + +[Illustration: BUSTER JOHN SHAKING HANDS WITH MR. RABBIT] + +The children were not at all anxious to go. They had had a very +curious experience in Mr. Thimblefinger's queer country, and they had +almost forgotten that the sun in their part of the world had a habit +of going down. But they said they were ready, and then they shook +hands all around. When Buster John came to shake hands with Mr. +Rabbit, the latter looked at the youngster a moment. + +"Did you ever happen to know a colored man named Aaron?" he asked. + +"Uncle Aaron!" exclaimed Buster John. "Why, he lives on our +plantation. He's the foreman." + +"Well," said Mr. Rabbit solemnly, "when you see Aaron, take his left +hand in both of yours, bend his thumb back a little, and with your +right thumb make this mark *. The first time he will pay no attention. +Make it the second time. Then he will be ready to listen. Make it the +third time. Then he will ask you what you want. Say to him that you +want to learn the language of the animals." + +"Won't he get angry?" asked Buster John. + +"Try him," replied Mr. Rabbit with a cunning look. "Now, good-by!" + +"When you get ready to come again," said Mrs. Meadows, "just drop a +big apple in the spring, and I'll be bound we'll all see it and know +what it means. And when you come be sure and bring the apple. It's +been a month of Sundays since I've had one." + +The children promised they would, and then, with Mr. Thimblefinger +leading the way, they started home, which they reached without further +adventure. As they stood on the brink of the spring, waving their +hands to Mr. Thimblefinger, who was smiling at them from the bottom, +Drusilla remarked with unction:-- + +"I dunner how 't is wid you all, but I don't no mo' b'lieve we been +down dar under dat water dar dan--dan--dan de man in de moon. Dat I +don't!" + +Then the youngsters heard the supper-bell ring, and they all ran +towards the house. + + + + +Transcriber's Note + +Minor typographic errors have been corrected without note. + +Some illustrations have been moved slightly so that they are not +mid-paragraph. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Little Mr. Thimblefinger and His Queer +Country, by Joel Chandler Harris + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MR. 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