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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Uncle Of An Angel, by Thomas A. Janvier
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Uncle Of An Angel
+ 1891
+
+Author: Thomas A. Janvier
+
+Illustrator: W. T. Smedley
+
+Release Date: December 10, 2007 [EBook #23807]
+Last Updated: October 3, 2016
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: UTF-8
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE UNCLE OF AN ANGEL ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+</pre>
+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ THE UNCLE OF AN ANGEL
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ By Thomas A. Janvier <br /><br /> Copyright, 1891, by Harper &amp; Brothers
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /><br /> <a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/frontispiece-p60.jpg" alt="Frontispiece 007 P60 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>CONTENTS</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> I. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> II. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> III.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> IV. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> V. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> VI. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> VII. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> VIII. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> IX. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> X. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>Illustrations</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0001"> Frontispiece </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0002"> Page 3 </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0003"> Mr. Port Was an Excellent Horseman </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0004"> Suppose I Kiss You Right on Your Dear Little
+ Bald Spot </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0005"> They Had Entered It and Had Driven Away </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0006"> What a Charming Girl Your Niece is </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0007"> The Yacht Rounded to off the Casino </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0008"> The Severe Mrs. Logan Rittenhouse </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0009"> Page 67 </a>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/020.jpg" alt="Page 3 020 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ I.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ When Mr. Hutchinson. Port, a single gentleman who admitted that he was
+ forty-seven years old and who actually was rising sixty, of strongly fixed
+ personal habits, and with the most positive opinions upon every
+ conceivable subject, came to know that by the death of his widowed sister
+ he had been placed in the position of guardian of that sister&rsquo;s only
+ daughter, Dorothy, his promptly formed and tersely expressed conception of
+ the situation was that the agency by which it had been brought about was
+ distinctively diabolical. The fact may be added that during the subsequent
+ brief term of his guardianship Mr. Port found no more reason for reversing
+ this hastily formed opinion than did the late King David for reversing his
+ hastily expressed views in regard to the general tendency of mankind
+ towards untruthfulness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two redeeming features of Mr. Port&rsquo;s trying situation were that his
+ duties as a guardian did not begin at all until his very unnecessary ward
+ was nearly nineteen years old; and did not begin actively&mdash;his ward
+ having elected to remain in France for a season, under the mild direction
+ of the elderly cousin who had been her mother&rsquo;s travelling companion&mdash;until
+ she was almost twenty. When she was one-and-twenty, as Mr. Port reflected
+ with much satisfaction, he would be rid of her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Neither by nature nor by education had Mr. Hutchinson Port been fitted to
+ discharge the duties which thus were thrust upon him. His disposition was
+ introspective&mdash;but less in a philosophical sense than a
+ physiological, for the central point of his introspection was his liver.
+ That he made something of a fetich of this organ will not appear
+ surprising when the fact is stated that Mr. Port was a Philadelphian. In
+ that city of eminent good cheer livers are developed to a degree that only
+ Strasburg can emulate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Naturally, Mr. Port&rsquo;s views of life were bounded, more or less, by what he
+ could eat with impunity; yet beyond this somewhat contracted region his
+ thoughts strayed pleasantly afield into the far wider region of the things
+ which he could not eat with impunity; but which, with a truly Spartan
+ epicureanism, he did eat&mdash;and bravely accepted the bilious
+ consequences! The slightly anxious, yet determined, expression that would
+ appear upon Mr. Port&rsquo;s cleanshaven, ruddy countenance as he settled
+ himself to the discussion of an especially good and especially dangerous
+ dinner betrayed heroic possibilities in his nature which, being otherwise
+ directed, would have won for him glory upon the martial field.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In minor matters&mdash;that is to say, in all relations of life not
+ pertaining to eating&mdash;Mr. Port was very much what was to be expected
+ of him from his birth and from his environment. Every Sunday, with an
+ exemplary piety, he sat solitary in the great square pew in St. Peter&rsquo;s
+ which had been occupied by successive generations of Ports ever since the
+ year 1761, when the existing church was completed. Every other day of the
+ week, from his late breakfast-time for some hours onward, he sat at his
+ own particular window of the Philadelphia Club and contemplated
+ disparagingly the outside world over the top of his magazine or newspaper.
+ At four, precisely, for his liver&rsquo;s sake, he rode in the Park; and for so
+ stout a gentleman Mr. Port was an excellent horseman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/024.jpg" alt="Mr. Port Was an Excellent Horseman 024 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ On rare occasions he dined at his club. Usually, he dined out; for while
+ generally regarded as a very disagreeable person at dinners&mdash;because
+ of his habit of finding fault with his food on the dual ground of hygiene
+ and quality&mdash;he was in social demand because his presence at a dinner
+ was a sure indication that the giver of it had a good culinary reputation;
+ and in Philadelphia such a reputation is most highly prized. An irrelevant
+ New York person, after meeting Mr. Port at several of the serious
+ dinnerparties peculiar to Philadelphia, had described him as the animated
+ skeleton; and had supplemented this discourteous remark with the still
+ more discourteous observation that as a feature of a feast the Egyptian
+ article was to be preferred&mdash;because it did not overeat itself, and
+ did keep its mouth shut. However, Mr. Port&rsquo;s obvious rotundity destroyed
+ what little point was to be found in this meagre witticism; and, if it had
+ not, the fact is well-known in Philadelphia that New Yorkers, being
+ descended not from an honorable Quaker ancestry but from successful
+ operations in Wall Street, are not to be held accountable for their
+ unfortunate but unavoidable manifestations of a frivolity at once
+ inelegant and indecorous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In regard to his summers, Mr. Port&mdash;after a month spent for the good
+ of his liver in taking the waters at the White Sulphur&mdash;of course
+ went to Narragan-sett Pier. It may be accepted as an incontrovertible
+ truth that a Philadelphian of a certain class who missed coming to the
+ Pier for August would refuse to believe, for that year at least, in the
+ alternation of the four seasons; while an enforced absence from that
+ damply delightful watering-place for two successive summers very probably
+ would lead to a rejection of the entire Copernican system.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ II.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Poor dear mamma and I did not have a harsh word for years, Uncle
+ Hutchinson,&rdquo; Miss Lee explained, in the course of the somewhat animated
+ discussion that arose in consequence of Mr. Port&rsquo;s declaration that a part
+ of their summer would be passed, in accordance with his usual custom, at
+ the White Sulphur, and of Dorothy&rsquo;s declaration that she did not want to
+ go there. This, her first summer in America, was the third summer after
+ Mrs. Lee&rsquo;s translation; and since Dorothy had come into colors again she
+ naturally wanted to make the most of them. &ldquo;No, not a single harsh word
+ did we ever have. We always agreed perfectly, you know; or if mamma
+ thought differently at first she always ended by seeing that my view of
+ the matter was the right one. The only serious difference that I remember
+ since I was quite a little girl was that last autumn in Paris; when I had
+ everything so perfectly arranged for a delightful winter in St.
+ Petersburg, and when mamma was completely set in her own mind that we must
+ go to the south of France. Her cough was getting very bad then, you know,
+ and she said that a winter in Russia certainly would kill her. I don&rsquo;t
+ think it would have killed her, at least not especially; but the doctor
+ backed mamma up&mdash;and said some horrid things to me in his polite
+ French way&mdash;and declared that St. Petersburg was not even to be
+ thought of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so, when I found that they were both against me that way, of course I
+ sacrificed my own feelings and told mamma that I would do just what she
+ wanted. And mamma cried and kissed me, and said that I was an angel:
+ wasn&rsquo;t it sweet of her? To be sure, though, she was having her own way,
+ and I wasn&rsquo;t; and I think that I was an angel myself, for I did want to go
+ to Russia dreadfully. After all, as things turned out, we might almost as
+ well have gone; for poor dear mamma, you know, died that winter anyway.
+ But I&rsquo;m glad I did what I could to please her, and that she called me an
+ angel for doing it. Don&rsquo;t you think that I was one? And don&rsquo;t you feel,
+ sir, that it is something of an honor to be an angel&rsquo;s uncle?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/030.jpg"
+ alt="Suppose I Kiss You Right on Your Dear Little Bald Spot 030 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now suppose I kiss you right on your dear little bald spot, and that we
+ make up our minds not to go to that horrid sulphur place at all. Everybody
+ says that it is old-fashioned and stupid; and that is not the kind of an
+ American watering-place that I want to see, you know. It would have been
+ all very well if we&rsquo;d gone there while I was in mourning, and had to be
+ proper and quiet and retired, and all that; but I&rsquo;m not in mourning any
+ longer, Uncle Hutchinson&mdash;and you haven&rsquo;t said yet how you like this
+ breakfast gown. Do you have to be told that white lace over pale-blue silk
+ is very becoming to your angel niece, Uncle Hutchinson? And now you shall
+ have your kiss, and then the matter will be settled.&rdquo; With which words
+ Miss Lee&mdash;a somewhat bewildering but unquestionably delightful effect
+ in blond and blue&mdash;fluttered up to her elderly relative, embraced him
+ with a graceful energy, and bestowed upon his bald spot the promised kiss.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But&mdash;but indeed, my dear,&rdquo; responded Mr. Port, when he had emerged
+ from Miss Lee&rsquo;s enfolding arms, &ldquo;you know that going to the White Sulphur
+ is not a mere matter of pleasure with me; it is one of hygienic necessity.
+ You forget, Dorothy&rdquo;&mdash;Mr. Port spoke with a most earnest seriousness&mdash;&ldquo;you
+ forget my liver.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Uncle Hutchinson, what is the use of talking about your liver that
+ way? Haven&rsquo;t you told me a great many times already that it is an
+ hereditary liver, and that nothing you can do to it ever will make it go
+ right? And if it is bound to go wrong anyway, why can&rsquo;t you just try to
+ forget all about it and have as pleasant a time as possible? That&rsquo;s the
+ doctrine that I always preached to poor dear mamma&mdash;she had an
+ hereditary liver too, you know&mdash;and it&rsquo;s a very good one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Anyhow, I&rsquo;ve heard mamma say countless times that Saratoga was a
+ wonderfully good place for livers; now why can&rsquo;t we go there? Mamma always
+ said that Saratoga was simply delightful&mdash;horse-racing going on all
+ the time, and lovely drives, and rowing on the lake, and dancing all night
+ long, and all sorts of lovely things. Let&rsquo;s go to Saratoga, Uncle
+ Hutchinson! Mamma said that the food there was delicious&mdash;and you
+ know you always are grumbling about the food those sulphur people give
+ you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But what really would be best of all for you, Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; Miss Lee
+ continued, with increasing animation, &ldquo;is Carlsbad. Yes, that&rsquo;s what you
+ really want&mdash;and while you are drinking the horrid waters I can be
+ having a nice time, you know. Then, when you have finished your course, we
+ can take a run into Switzerland; and after that, in the autumn, we might
+ go over to Vienna&mdash;you will be delighted with the Vienna restaurants,
+ and they do have such good white wines there. And then, from Vienna, we
+ really can go on and have a winter in Russia. Just think how perfectly
+ delightful it will be to drive about in sledges, all wrapped up in furs&rdquo;&mdash;Mr.
+ Port shuddered; he detested cold weather&mdash;&ldquo;and to go to the court
+ balls, and even, perhaps, to be present the next time they assassinate the
+ Czar! Oh, what a good time we are going to have! Do write at once, this
+ very day, Uncle Hutchinson, to Carlsbad and engage our rooms.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To a person of Mr. Port&rsquo;s staid, deliberate temperament this rapid
+ outlining of a year of foreign travel, and this prompt assumption that the
+ outline was to be immediately filled in and made a reality, was upsetting.
+ His mental processes were of the Philadelphia sort, and when Miss Lee had
+ completed the sketch of her European project he still was engaged in
+ consideration of her argument in favor of throwing over the White Sulphur
+ for Saratoga. However, he had comprehended enough of her larger plan to
+ perceive that by accepting Saratoga promptly he might be spared the
+ necessity of combating a far more serious assault upon his peace of mind
+ and digestion. Travel of any sort was loathsome to Mr. Port, for it
+ involved much hasty and inconsiderate eating.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; he said, but not cheerfully, for this was the first time in a
+ great many years that he had not made and acted upon plans shaped wholly
+ in his own interest, &ldquo;we will try Saratoga, since you so especially desire
+ it; but if the waters affect my liver unfavorably we shall go to the White
+ Sulphur at once.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What! We are not to go to Carlsbad, then? Oh, Uncle Hutchinson, I had set
+ my heart upon it! Don&rsquo;t, now don&rsquo;t be in a hurry to say positively that we
+ won&rsquo;t go. Think how much good the waters will do you, and think of what a
+ lovely time you can have when your course is over, and you can eat just as
+ much as you want of anything!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But even by this blissful prospect Mr. Port was not to be lured; and
+ Dorothy, who combined a good deal of the wisdom of the serpent with her
+ presumable innocence of the dove, perceived that it was the part of
+ prudence not further to press for larger victory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And from Saratoga, of course, we shall go to the Pier,&rdquo; said Mr. Port,
+ but with a certain aggressiveness of tone that gave to his assertion the
+ air of a proposition in support of which argument might be required.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To Narragansett, you mean? Oh, certainly. From what several people have
+ told me about Narragansett I think that it must be quite entertaining, and
+ I want to see it. And of course, Uncle Hutchinson, even if I didn&rsquo;t care
+ about it at all, I should go all the same; for I want to fall in exactly
+ with your plans and put you to as little trouble as possible, you know.
+ For if your angel wasn&rsquo;t willing to be self-sacrificing, she really
+ wouldn&rsquo;t be an angel at all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pleasing though this statement of Early Christian sentiment was, it struck
+ Mr. Port&mdash;as he subsequently revolved it slowly in his slowly-moving
+ mind&mdash;as lacking a little on the side of practicality; for Miss Lee,
+ so far, unquestionably had contrived to upset with a fine equanimity every
+ one of his plans that was not absolutely identical with her own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ III.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ On the whole, the Saratoga expedition was not a success. Even on the
+ journey, coming up by the limited train, Miss Lee was not favorably
+ impressed by the appearance of her fellow-passengers. Nearly all of the
+ men in the car (most of whom immediately betook themselves to the
+ bar-room, euphoniously styled a buffet, at the head of the train) were of
+ a type that would have suggested to one accustomed to American life that
+ variety of it which is found seated in the high places of the government
+ of the city of New York; and the aggressively dressed and too abundantly
+ jewelled female companions of these men, heavily built, heavy browed, with
+ faces marked in hard lines, and with aggressive eyes schooled to look out
+ upon the world with a necessarily emphatic self-assertion, were of a type
+ that, without special knowledge of American ways, was entirely
+ recognizable. Albeit Miss Lee, having spent much time in the mixed society
+ of various European watering-places, was not by any means an
+ unsophisticated young person, and was not at all a squeamish one, she was
+ sensibly relieved by finding that the chair next to hers was occupied by a
+ silvery-haired old lady of the most unquestionable respectability; and her
+ composure was further restored, presently, by the return to his chair, on
+ the other side of her of Mr. Port: who had betaken himself to what the
+ conductor had told him was the smoking-room, and who, finding himself in a
+ bar-room, surrounded by a throng of hard-drinking, foul-mouthed men, had
+ sacrificed his much-loved cigar in order to free himself from such
+ distinctly offensive surroundings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At their hotel, and elsewhere, Miss Lee and her uncle encountered many of
+ their fellow-passengers by the limited train, together with others of a
+ like sort which previous trains had brought thither; and while, on the
+ whole, these were about balanced by a more desirable class of visitors,
+ they were in such force as to give to the life of the place a very
+ positive tone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the end of a week Dorothy avowed herself disappointed. &ldquo;I never did
+ think much of poor dear mamma&rsquo;s taste, you know, Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; she
+ said, with her customary frankness, &ldquo;and what she found to like in this
+ place I&rsquo;m sure I can&rsquo;t imagine. It&rsquo;s tawdry and it&rsquo;s vulgar; and as for
+ its morals, I think that it&rsquo;s worse than Monte Carlo. I suppose that there
+ is a nice side to it, for I do see a few nice people; but, somehow, they
+ all seem to stand off from each other as though they were afraid here to
+ take any chances at all with strangers. And I don&rsquo;t blame them, Uncle
+ Hutchinson, for I feel just that way myself. What you ought to have done
+ was to have hired a cottage, and then people would have taken the trouble
+ to find out about us; and when they&rsquo;d found that we were not all sorts of
+ horrid things we should have got into the right set, and no doubt, at
+ least if we&rsquo;d stayed here through August, we should have had a very nice
+ time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But we&rsquo;re not having a nice time, here at this noisy hotel, Uncle
+ Hutchinson, where the band can&rsquo;t keep quiet for half an hour at a time,
+ and where the only notion that people seem to have of amusement is to
+ overdress themselves and wear diamonds to dinner and sit in crowds on the
+ verandas and dance at night with any stranger who can get another stranger
+ to introduce him and to drive over on fine afternoons to that place by the
+ lake and drink mixed drinks until some of them actually get tipsy. I
+ really think that it all is positively horrid. And so I&rsquo;m quite willing
+ now to go to the White Sulphur. It is stupid, I know, but I&rsquo;ve always
+ heard that it is intensely respectable. I will get my packing all done
+ this afternoon, and we will start to-morrow morning; and I think that
+ you&rsquo;d better go and telegraph for rooms right away.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to Dorothy&rsquo;s surprise, and also to her chagrin, Mr. Port refused to
+ entertain her proposition. He fully agreed with her in her derogatory
+ estimate of Saratoga life as found at Saratoga hotels; and he cherished
+ also a private grief incident to his (mistaken) belief that the cooking
+ was not so good as he remembered it, bright in the glamour of his sound
+ digestion in his youthful past. On the other hand, however, the waters
+ certainly were having a most salutary effect upon his liver; and the move
+ to Virginia would involve spending two days of hot weather in toilsome
+ travel, sustained only by such food as railway restaurants afford.
+ Therefore Mr. Port declared decidedly that until the end of July they
+ would remain where they were&mdash;and so gave his niece the doubtful
+ pleasure of an entirely new experience by compelling her to do something
+ that she did not want to do at all. It was a comfort to Mr. Port, in later
+ years, to remember that he had got ahead of Dorothy once, anyhow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Being a very charming young person, Miss Lee could not, of course, be
+ grumpy; yet grumpiness certainly would have been the proper word with
+ which to describe her mood during her last fortnight at Saratoga had she
+ not possessed such extraordinarily fine gray eyes and such an admirably
+ dimpled chin. The fact must be admitted that she contrived to make her
+ uncle&rsquo;s life so much of a burden to him that his staying powers were
+ strained to the utmost Indeed, he admitted to himself that he could not
+ have held out against such tactics for another week; and he perceived that
+ he had done injustice to his departed sister in thinking&mdash;as he
+ certainly had thought, and even had expressed on more than one occasion in
+ writing&mdash;that in permitting her European movements to be shaped in
+ accordance with her daughter&rsquo;s fancies she had exhibited an inexcusable
+ weakness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a relief to Mr. Port&rsquo;s mind, and also to his digestion&mdash;for
+ Dorothy&rsquo;s grumpiness produced an effect distinctly bilious&mdash;when the
+ end of July arrived and his own and his charming ward&rsquo;s views once more
+ were brought into harmony by the move to Narragansett Pier. Fortunately,
+ while somewhat disposed to stand upon her own rights, Miss Lee was not a
+ person who bore malice; a pleasing fact that became manifest on the moment
+ that she began to pack her trunks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am afraid, Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; she observed, on the morning that this
+ important step towards departure was taken&mdash;&ldquo;I am afraid that during
+ the past week or so your angel may not have been quite as much of an angel
+ as usual.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; replied Mr. Port, with a colloquial disregard of grammatical
+ construction, and with perhaps unnecessary emphasis, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think she
+ has.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But from this moment onward,&rdquo; Dorothy continued, courteously ignoring her
+ uncle&rsquo;s not too courteous interpolation, and airily relegating into
+ oblivion the recent past, &ldquo;she expects to manifest her angelic qualities
+ to an extent that will make her appear unfit for earth. Very possibly she
+ may even grow a pair of wings and fly quite away from you, sir&mdash;right
+ up among the clouds, where the other angels are! And how would you like
+ that, Uncle Hutchinson?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the sincere seclusion of his inner consciousness Mr. Port admitted the
+ thought that if Dorothy had resolved herself into an angelic <i>vol-au-vent</i>
+ (a simile that came naturally to his mind) at any time during the
+ preceding fortnight he probably would have accepted the situation with a
+ commendable equanimity. But what he actually said was that her departure
+ in this aerated fashion would make him profoundly miserable. Mr. Port was
+ a little astonished at himself when he was delivered of this gallant
+ speech; for gallant speeches, as he very well knew, were not at all in his
+ line.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the amicable basis thus established, Miss Lee and her guardian resumed
+ their travels; and, excepting only Mr. Port&rsquo;s personal misery incident to
+ the alimentary exigencies of railway transportation, their journey from
+ the central region of New York to the seaboard of Rhode Island was
+ accomplished without misadventure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ IV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In regard to Narragansett Pier, Miss Lee&rsquo;s opinions, the which she was
+ neither slow in forming nor unduly cautious in expressing, at first were
+ unfavorable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so <i>this</i> is &lsquo;the Pier,&rsquo; is it?&rdquo; she observed in a tone by no
+ means expressive of approval as she stood on the hotel veranda on the day
+ of her arrival, and contemplated the rather limited prospect that was
+ bounded at one end by the Casino and at the other by the coal-elevator.
+ &ldquo;If those smelly little stones out there are &lsquo;the Rocks&rsquo; that people talk
+ about at such a rate I must confess that I am disappointed in them&rdquo;&mdash;Mr.
+ Port hastened to assure her that the Rocks were in quite a different
+ direction&mdash;&ldquo;and if that is the Casino, while it seems a nice sort of
+ a place, I really think that they might have managed the arch so as not to
+ have that horrid green house showing under it. And what little poor
+ affairs the hotels are! Really, Uncle Hutchinson, I don&rsquo;t see what there
+ is in this little place to make such a fuss about.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dorothy,&rdquo; replied Mr. Port, with much solemnity, &ldquo;you evidently forget&mdash;though
+ I certainly have mentioned the fact to you repeatedly&mdash;that the
+ climate of this portion of Rhode Island is the most distinctively
+ antibilious climate to be found upon the whole coast of North America. For
+ persons possessing delicate livers&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, bother delicate livers&mdash;at least, I beg your pardon, Uncle
+ Hutchinson,&rdquo; for an expression of such positive pain had come into Mr.
+ Port&rsquo;s face at this irreverent reference to an organ that he regarded as
+ sacred that even Dorothy was forced to make some sort of an apology. &ldquo;Of
+ course I don&rsquo;t want to bother your poor liver more than it is bothered
+ anyway; but, you know, I haven&rsquo;t got a liver, and I don&rsquo;t care for
+ climates a bit. What I mean is: what do people do here to have a good
+ time?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In the morning,&rdquo; replied Mr. Port, &ldquo;they bathe, and in the afternoon they
+ drive to the Point. This morning we shall bathe, Dorothy&mdash;bathing is
+ an admirable liver tonic&mdash;and this afternoon we shall drive to the
+ Point.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good heavens! Is that all?&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Lee. &ldquo;Why, it&rsquo;s worse than
+ Saratoga. Do you mean to say, Uncle Hutchinson, that people don&rsquo;t dance
+ here, and don&rsquo;t go yachting, and don&rsquo;t have lunch-parties, and don&rsquo;t play
+ tennis, and don&rsquo;t even have afternoon teas?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe that some of these things are done here,&rdquo; replied Mr. Port, in
+ a tone that implied that such frivolities were quite beyond the lines of
+ his own personal interests. &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;I am sure that all of
+ them are done here now&mdash;for the Pier is not what it used to be,
+ Dorothy. The quiet air of intense respectability that characterized
+ Narragansett when it was the resort only of a few of the best families of
+ Philadelphia has departed from it&mdash;I fear forever! But, thank Heaven,
+ its climatic characteristics remain intact. When you are older, Dorothy,
+ and your liver asserts itself, you will appreciate this incomparable
+ climate at its proper value.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, it hasn&rsquo;t asserted itself yet, you know; and I must say I&rsquo;m
+ devoutly thankful that something has happened to wake up the quiet and
+ intensely respectable Philadelphians before I had to come here. But I&rsquo;m
+ very glad, dear Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; Miss Lee continued, winningly, &ldquo;that
+ this climate is so good for you, and I&rsquo;m sure I hope that you won&rsquo;t have a
+ single bilious attack all the time that you are here. And you&rsquo;ll take your
+ angel to the dances, and to see the tennis, and you&rsquo;ll give her
+ lunch-parties, and you&rsquo;ll take her yachting, won&rsquo;t you, you dear? But I
+ know you will; and if this were not such a very conspicuous place, and
+ might make a scandal, I&rsquo;d give you a very sweet kiss to pay you in advance
+ for all the trouble that you are going to take to make your angel enjoy
+ herself. You needn&rsquo;t bother about the teas, Uncle Hutchinson&mdash;for the
+ most part they&rsquo;re only women, and stupid.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Being still somewhat cast down by painful memories of that trying final
+ fortnight in Saratoga, during which he and his niece had pulled so
+ strongly in opposite directions, Mr. Port heard with a lively alarm this
+ declaration of a plan of campaign which, if carried out, would wreck
+ hopelessly his own comfort of body and peace of mind. Obviously, this was
+ no time for faltering. If the catastrophe was to be averted, he must speak
+ out at once and with a decisive energy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I need not tell you, Dorothy,&rdquo; he began, speaking in a most grave and
+ earnest tone, &ldquo;that it is my desire to discharge in the amplest and
+ kindest manner my duties towards you as a guardian&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sure of it, and of course you needn&rsquo;t tell me, you dearest dear&mdash;and
+ we might begin with just a little lunch to-day. The breakfast was horrid,
+ and I didn&rsquo;t get half enough even of what there was.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I must say now,&rdquo; Mr. Port went on&mdash;keenly regretting the
+ unfortunate beginning that he had given to his declaration of
+ independence, but judiciously ignoring Dorothy&rsquo;s shrewd perversion of it&mdash;&ldquo;that
+ your several suggestions literally are impossibilities. I admit that
+ dancing for a short period, at about an hour after each meal, is an
+ admirable exercise that produces a most salutary effect upon the digestive
+ apparatus; but persistent dancing until an unduly late period of the night
+ is a practice as unhygienic as, in the mixed company of a watering-place,
+ it is socially objectionable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tennis is an absurdity worthy of the vacuous minds of those who engage in
+ it.. To suggest that I shall sit in a cramped position in a draughty
+ gallery for several hours at a stretch in order to watch empty-headed
+ young men playing a perverted form of battledoor and shuttlecock across a
+ net, is to imply that they and I are upon the same intellectual level; and
+ this, I trust, is not the case.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As you certainly should remember, Dorothy, all persons of a bilious habit
+ suffer severely from seasickness; a fact that, of course, disposes
+ effectually of your yachting plans. For you are not desirous, I am sure,
+ of purchasing your own selfish enjoyment&mdash;if you possibly can have
+ enjoyment on board a yacht&mdash;at the cost of my intense personal
+ misery.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But in regard to the lunches, my dear&rdquo;&mdash;Mr. Port&rsquo;s tone softened
+ perceptibly&mdash;&ldquo;there certainly is something to be said. The food here
+ at the hotel, I admit, is atrocious, and at the Casino it is possible
+ occasionally to procure something eatable. Yes, I shall have much pleasure
+ in giving a lunch this very morning to my angel&rdquo; (Mr. Port, warming in
+ advance under the genial influence of the croquette and salad that he
+ intended to order, became playful), &ldquo;for what you said in regard to the
+ breakfast, Dorothy, was quite true&mdash;it was abominable. If you will
+ excuse me, I will just step down to the Casino now and give my order; then
+ things will be all ready for us when we get back from the bath.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And such was Miss Lee&rsquo;s generalship that she rested content with her
+ success in one direction, and deferred until a more convenient season her
+ further demands. She was a reasonable young woman, and was quite satisfied
+ with accomplishing one thing at a time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ V.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Two or three days later Dorothy advanced her second parallel. In the
+ interval they had bathed every morning and had driven to the Point every
+ afternoon, and they had held converse upon the veranda of the hotel every
+ evening until ten o&rsquo;clock with certain eminently respectable people from
+ Philadelphia, by whom Dorothy was bored, as she did not hesitate to
+ confess, almost to desperation. Further, Mr. Port had given a lunch-party
+ to which these same Philadelphians were invited; and his niece had
+ informed him, when the festivity was at an end, that if he did anything
+ like that again she certainly would either run away or drown herself. Any
+ trials in this world or any dangers in the next, she declared, were
+ preferable to sitting opposite to such a person as Mrs. Logan Rittenhouse,
+ who talked nothing but uninteresting scandal and crochet, and next to Mr.
+ Pennington Brown, who talked only about peoples&rsquo; great-grandfathers and
+ great-aunts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was with a lively alarm that Mr. Port noted these signs of discontent,
+ together with returning symptoms of the grumpiness which had disturbed his
+ comfort and digestion at Saratoga; and it was most selfishly in his own
+ self-interest that he tried to think of something that would afford his
+ niece amusement. Miss Lee, when she perceived that her intelligently laid
+ plans were working successfully, was graciously pleased to assist him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is a great pity, Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; she vouchsafed to remark on the
+ fourth day of suppressed domestic sunshine, &ldquo;that you don&rsquo;t like tennis.
+ Don&rsquo;t you think, for your angel&rsquo;s sake, that you could go for just a
+ little while this afternoon? There&rsquo;s going to be a capital match this
+ afternoon, and your angel does so want to see it. You haven&rsquo;t been very&mdash;very
+ agreeable the past two or three days, you dear, and I fear that your liver
+ must be a little out of order. Really, you haven&rsquo;t given your angel a
+ single chance to be affectionate&mdash;and unless she can be affectionate
+ and sweet and clinging, and things like that, you know, your poor angel is
+ not happy at all. Suppose we try the tennis for just half an hour or so?
+ It won&rsquo;t be much of a sacrifice for you, and it will make your angel so
+ happy that she will make herself dearer to you than ever, you precious
+ thing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This form of address was disconcerting to Mr. Port, for during the period
+ to which Miss Lee referred he certainly had been trying&mdash;not very
+ cleverly, perhaps, for such efforts were not at all in his line, but still
+ to the best of his ability&mdash;to make himself as agreeable as possible;
+ and the effort on the part of his niece to be angelic, of which she spoke
+ so confidently, he could not but think had fallen rather more than a
+ little short of absolute success. The one ray of comfort that he extracted
+ from Dorothy&rsquo;s utterance was her reference to herself as his angel; he had
+ come to understand that the use of this term was a sign of fair weather,
+ and he valued it accordingly. But even for the sake of fair weather Mr.
+ Port was not yet prepared to expose his elderly joints to the draughty
+ discomforts of the galleries overhanging the tennis-court; and he said so,
+ pretty decidedly. Almost anything else he was willing to do, he added, but
+ that particular thing he would not do at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As you please, Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; Dorothy answered, in a tone of gloomy
+ resignation. &ldquo;I am used to hearing that. It is just what poor dear mamma
+ used to say. She always was willing, you know, to do everything but the
+ thing that I wanted her to do. I remember, just to mention a single
+ instance, how mamma broke up a delightful water party on Windermere that
+ Sir Gordon Graham had arranged expressly for us. The weather was rather
+ misty, as it is apt to be up there, you know, but nothing worth minding
+ when you are well wrapped up. But mamma said that if she went out in such
+ a drizzle she knew her cough would be ever so much worse&mdash;and of
+ course she couldn&rsquo;t really know that it would be worse, for nobody truly
+ knows what the weather is going to do to them&mdash;and so she wouldn&rsquo;t
+ go. And Sir Gordon was very much hurt about it, and never came near us
+ again. And unless I&rsquo;m very much mistaken, Uncle Hutchinson, mamma&rsquo;s
+ selfishness that day lost me the chance of being Lady Graham. So I&rsquo;m used
+ to being treated in this way, and you needn&rsquo;t at all mind refusing me
+ everything that I ask.&rdquo; And, being delivered of this discourse, Miss Lee
+ lapsed into a condition of funereal gloom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the end of another twenty-four hours Mr. Port knuckled under. &ldquo;I have
+ been thinking, Dorothy,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;about what you were saying about
+ tennis. It&rsquo;s a beastly game, but since you insist upon seeing it I&rsquo;ll take
+ you for a little while this afternoon.&rdquo; This was not the most gracious
+ form of words in which an invitation could be couched; but Dorothy, who
+ was not a stickler for forms provided she was successful in results,
+ accepted it with alacrity. Later in the day, as they returned from the
+ Casino, she declared:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your angel has had a lovely afternoon, Uncle Hutchinson, and she is sure
+ that you have had a lovely afternoon too. And now that you&rsquo;ve found what
+ fun there is in looking at tennis, we&rsquo;ll go every day, won&rsquo;t we, dear?
+ Sometimes, you know, you are just a little, just a very little prejudiced
+ about things; but you are so good and sweet-tempered that your prejudices
+ never last long, and so your angel cannot help loving you a great deal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Port, who was not at all sweet-tempered at that moment, was prepared
+ to reply to the first half of this speech in terms of some emphasis; for
+ he was limping a little, and a shocking twinge took him in his left
+ shoulder when he attempted to raise his arm. But Dorothy&rsquo;s sudden shifting
+ to polite personalities was of a nature to choke off his projected
+ indignant utterance. Yet not feeling by any means prepared to meet in kind
+ her pleasing manifestation of affection, Mr. Port was a little put to it
+ to find any suitable form of response. After a moment&rsquo;s reflection he
+ abandoned the attempt to reply coherently, and contented himself with
+ grunting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Encouraged by the success that was attending her unselfish efforts to
+ harmonize her own and her uncle&rsquo;s conceptions of the temporal fitness of
+ things, Miss Lee began to find life at the Pier quite supportable.
+ &ldquo;There&rsquo;s not much to do here,&rdquo; she declared, with her customary candor,
+ &ldquo;and the hotels&mdash;all ugly and all in a row&mdash;make it look like an
+ overgrown charitable institution; and most of the people, I must say, are
+ such a dismal lot that they might very well be the patients out for an
+ airing. But, on the whole, I&rsquo;ve been in several worse places, Uncle
+ Hutchinson; and if only you&rsquo;d take me to a hop now and then, instead of
+ sitting every evening on the pokey hotel veranda talking Philadelphia
+ twaddle with that stuffy old Mr. Pennington Brown, I might have rather a
+ good time here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You will oblige me, Dorothy,&rdquo; replied Mr. Port, &ldquo;by refraining from using
+ such a word as &lsquo;stuffy&rsquo; in connection with a gentleman who belongs to one
+ of the oldest and best families in Philadelphia, and who, moreover, is one
+ of my most esteemed friends.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But he <i>is</i> stuffy, Uncle Hutchinson. He never talks about anything
+ but who peoples&rsquo; grandfathers and grandmothers were; and <i>Watson&rsquo;s
+ Annals</i> seems to be the only book that he ever has heard of. Indeed, I
+ do truly think that he is the very stuffiest and stupidest old gentleman
+ that I ever have known.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Port made no reply to this sally, for his feelings were such that he
+ deemed it best not to give expression to them in words; but he was not
+ unnaturally surprised, after such a declaration of sentiments on the part
+ of his niece, when she begged to be excused on the ensuing afternoon from
+ her regular drive to the Point, on the ground that she had promised to
+ make an expedition to the Rocks in Mr. Brown&rsquo;s company. Had an opportunity
+ been given him Mr. Port would have asked for an explanation of this
+ phenomenon; but the carriage was in waiting that was to convey his ward
+ and her extraordinary companion to the end of the road at Indian Rock&mdash;a
+ slight rheumatic tendency, that he declared was hereditary, rendering it
+ advisable for Mr. Brown to reduce the use of his legs to a minimum&mdash;and
+ before Mr. Port could rally his forces they had entered it and had driven
+ away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/050.jpg"
+ alt="They Had Entered It and Had Driven Away 050 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ In the evening Mr. Port found another surprise awaiting him. Miss Lee
+ presently retired from the veranda for the avowed purpose of searching for
+ a missing fan, thus leaving the two gentlemen together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/054.jpg" alt="What a Charming Girl Your Niece is 054 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What a charming girl your niece is, Port!&rdquo; said Mr. Brown, as the
+ fluttering train of Dorothy&rsquo;s dress disappeared through the door-way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Port evidently considered that this possibly debatable statement was
+ sufficiently answered by a grunt, for that was all the answer he gave it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not permitting his enthusiasm to be checked by this chillingly dubious
+ response, Mr. Brown continued:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She certainly is one of the most charming girls I have met in a long
+ time, Port. She is not a bit like the average of young girls nowadays. I
+ rarely have known a young person of either sex to be so genuinely
+ interested in genealogy, especially in Philadelphia genealogy; and I must
+ say that her liking for antiquarian matters generally is very remarkable.
+ I envy you, I really envy you, old boy, the blessing of that sweet young
+ creature&rsquo;s constant companionship.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Umph&mdash;do you?&rdquo; was Mr. Port&rsquo;s concise and rather discouraging reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed I do&rdquo;&mdash;Mr. Brown was too warm to notice the cynical tone of
+ his friend&rsquo;s rejoinder&mdash;&ldquo;and I have been thinking, Port, that we are
+ a pair of selfish old wretches to monopolize every evening in the way that
+ we have been doing this bright young flower. It is a shame for us to keep
+ her in our stupid company&mdash;though she tells me that she finds our
+ talk about old people and old times exceedingly interesting&mdash;instead
+ of letting her have a little of the young society and a little of the
+ excitement and pleasure of watering-place life. Now, how would it do for
+ us to take her down to the Casino to-night? There is to be a hop to-night,
+ she says; at least, that is to say&rdquo;&mdash;Mr. Brown became somewhat
+ confused&mdash;&ldquo;I heard somewhere that there is to be a hop tonight, and
+ while that sort of thing is pretty stupid for you and me, it isn&rsquo;t a bit
+ stupid for a young and pretty girl like her. So suppose we take her, old
+ man?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As this amazing proposition was advanced by his elderly friend, Mr. Port&rsquo;s
+ anger and astonishment were aroused together; and his rude rejoinder to it
+ was: &ldquo;Have you gone crazy, Brown, or has Dorothy been making a fool of
+ you? Has she asked you to ask me to take her to the Casino hop? She knows
+ there is no use in talking to me about it any longer.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, certainly not&mdash;at least&mdash;that is to say&mdash;well, no, not
+ exactly,&rdquo; replied Mr. Brown, beginning his sentence with an asperity and
+ positiveness that somehow did not hold out to its end. &ldquo;She did say to me,
+ I confess, how fond she was of dancing, and how she had refrained from
+ saying much about it to you&rdquo;&mdash;Mr. Port here interpolated a sceptical
+ snort&mdash;&ldquo;because she knew that taking her to the Casino would only
+ bore you. And I do think, Port, that keeping her here with us all the time
+ is grossly selfish; and if you don&rsquo;t want to take her to the hop I hope
+ you&rsquo;ll let her go with me. But what we&rsquo;d better do, old man, is to take
+ her together&mdash;then we can talk to each other just as well, at least
+ nearly as well, as we can here, and we can have the comfort of knowing
+ that she is enjoying herself too. Come, Hutch; we&rsquo;re getting old and
+ rusty, you and I, but let us try at least to keep from degenerating into a
+ pair of selfish old brutes with no care for anybody&rsquo;s comfort but our
+ own.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Hutchinson Port might have replied with a fair amount of truth that so
+ far as he himself was concerned the degeneration that his friend referred
+ to as desirable to avoid already had taken place. But all of us like most
+ to be credited with the virtues of which we have least, and he therefore
+ accepted as his due Mr. Brown&rsquo;s tribute of implied praise. And the upshot
+ of the matter was that Dorothy, when she returned to the veranda again,
+ was unaffectedly surprised (and considering how carefully she had planned
+ her small campaign she did it very creditably) by discovering that her
+ uncle&rsquo;s edict against the Casino hops had been withdrawn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Even Dorothy was disposed to believe that unless some peculiarly favorable
+ combination of circumstances presented itself as a basis for her
+ intelligent manipulation her strong desire for a yacht voyage must remain
+ ungratified; for, now that his liver was decidedly the larger part of him,
+ Mr. Port had a fairly catlike dread of the sea. To be sure, Dorothy&rsquo;s
+ character was a resolute one, and her staying powers were quite
+ remarkable; but in the matter of venturing his bilious body upon the ocean
+ she discovered that her uncle&mdash;although now reduced to a fairly
+ satisfactory state of submission in other respects&mdash;had a large and
+ powerful will of his own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fortune, however, favors the resolute even more decidedly than she favors
+ the brave. This fact Dorothy comprehended thoroughly, and uniformly acted
+ upon. Each time that even a remote possibility of a yacht cruise presented
+ itself she instantly brought her batteries to bear; and, with a nice
+ understanding of her uncle&rsquo;s intellectual peculiarities, she each time
+ treated the matter as though it never before had been discussed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Therefore it was that when Miss Lee&rsquo;s eyes were gladdened one day&mdash;just
+ as she and her uncle were about to begin their lunch on the shady veranda
+ of the Casino&mdash;by the sight of a trim schooner yacht sliding down the
+ wind from the direction of Newport, the subject of the cruise was revived
+ with a suddenness and point that Mr. Port found highly disconcerting. The
+ yacht rounded to off the Casino, and the sound of a plunge and a clanking
+ chain floated across the water as her anchor went overboard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/060.jpg" alt="The Yacht Rounded to off the Casino 060 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, isn&rsquo;t she a beauty!&rdquo; exclaimed Dorothy, with enthusiasm. &ldquo;Now, Uncle
+ Hutchinson, her owner is coming ashore&mdash;they have just brought the
+ gig round to the gangway&mdash;and if you don&rsquo;t know him you must get
+ somebody to introduce you to him; and then you must introduce him to me;
+ and then he will ask us to go on a cruise; and of course we will go, and
+ have just the loveliest time in the world. I haven&rsquo;t been on board a yacht
+ for nearly five years (just look at the gig: don&rsquo;t the men pull
+ splendidly?)&mdash;not since that nice little Lord Alderhone took poor
+ dear mamma and me up to Norway. We did have such a good time! Poor dear
+ mamma, of course, was desperately sick&mdash;she always was horribly
+ sea-sick, you know; but I&rsquo;m never sea-sick the least bit, and it was
+ perfectly delightful. Look, Uncle Hutchinson, they&rsquo;ve made the dock, and
+ now he&rsquo;s coming right up here. What a handsome man he is, and how well he
+ looks in his club uniform! It seems to me I&rsquo;ve seen him somewhere. Do you
+ know him, Uncle Hutchinson?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A serious difficulty under which Mr. Port labored in his dealings with his
+ niece was his inability&mdash;due to his Philadelphia habit of mind&mdash;to
+ keep up with the exceptionally rapid flow of her ideas. On the present
+ occasion, while he still was engaged in consideration of the irrational
+ proposition that he should court the desperate misery that attends a
+ bilious man at sea by as good as asking to be taken on a yacht voyage, he
+ suddenly found his ideas twisted off into another direction by the
+ reference to his sister&rsquo;s sufferings on a similar occasion in the past;
+ and before he could frame in words the reproof that he was disposed to
+ administer to Dorothy for what he probably would have styled her
+ heartlessness, he found his thoughts shunted to yet another track by a
+ direct question. It is within the bounds of possibility that Miss Lee had
+ arrived at a just estimate of her relative&rsquo;s intellectual peculiarities,
+ and that she even sometimes framed her discourses with a view to taking
+ advantage of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The direct question being the simplest section of Dorothy&rsquo;s complex
+ utterance, Mr. Port abandoned his intended remonstrance and reproof and
+ proceeded to answer it. &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I know him. It&rsquo;s Van Rensselaer
+ Livingstone. His cousin, Van Ruy-ter Livingstone, married your cousin
+ Grace&mdash;Grace Winthrop, you know. He&rsquo;s a great scamp&mdash;this one, I
+ mean; gambles, and that sort of thing, I&rsquo;m told, and drinks, and&mdash;and
+ various things. I shall have to speak to him if he sees me, I suppose; but
+ of course I shall not introduce him to you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. Van Rensselaer Livingstone! Why so it is! How perfectly delightful! I
+ know him very well, Uncle Hutchinson. He was in Nice the last winter we
+ were there; and he broke the bank at Monaco; and he played that perfectly
+ absurd trick on little Prince Sporetti: cut off his little black mustache
+ when Prince Sporetti was&mdash;was not exactly sober, you know, and gummed
+ on a great red mustache instead of it; and then, before the prince was
+ quite himself again, took him to Lady Orrasby&rsquo;s ball. All Nice was in a
+ perfect roar over it. And they had a duel afterwards, and Mr. Livingstone&mdash;he
+ is a wonderful shot&mdash;instead of hurting the little prince, just shot
+ away the tip of his left ear as nicely as possible. Oh, he is a delightful
+ man&mdash;and here he comes.&rdquo; And Dorothy, half rising from her chair, and
+ paying no more attention to Mr. Port&rsquo;s kicks under the table than she did
+ to his smothered verbal remonstrances, extended her well-shaped white hand
+ in the most cordial manner, and in the most cordial tone exclaimed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Won&rsquo;t you speak to me in English, Mr. Livingstone? We talked French, I
+ think it was, the last time we met. And how is your friend Prince
+ Sporetti? Has his ear grown out again? You know my uncle, I think? Mr.
+ Hutchinson Port.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Livingstone took the proffered hand with even more cordiality than it was
+ given, and then extended his own to Mr. Port&mdash;who seemed much less
+ inclined to shake it than to bite it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think that we are justified in regarding ourselves as relations now,
+ Miss Lee, since our cousins have married each other, you know. Quite a
+ romance, wasn&rsquo;t it? And how very jolly it is to meet you here&mdash;when I
+ thought that you certainly were in Switzerland or Norway, or even over in
+ that new place that people are going to in Roumania! I flatter myself that
+ I always have rather a knack of falling on my feet, but, by Jove, I&rsquo;m
+ doing it more than usual this morning!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miss Lee seemed to be entirely unaware of the fact that her uncle was
+ looking like an animated thunder-cloud. &ldquo;It is just like a bit out of a
+ delightful novel,&rdquo; was her encouraging response. &ldquo;A long, low, black
+ schooner suddenly coming in from the seaward and anchoring close off
+ shore, and the hero landing in a little boat just in time to slay the
+ villain and rescue the beautiful bride. Of course I&rsquo;m the beautiful bride,
+ but my uncle is not a villain, but the very best of guardians&mdash;by-the-way,
+ I don&rsquo;t think that you know that poor dear mamma is dead, Mr. Livingstone?
+ Yes, she died only a week or two after you left us. So you see you must be
+ very nice to the villain&mdash;and you can begin your kind treatment of
+ him by having lunch with him and with me too. Uncle Hutchinson was <i>so</i>
+ pleased when he saw you come ashore. He said that we certainly must
+ capture you, and he sent a man to bring some hot soup for you at once&mdash;here
+ it is now.&rdquo; And so it was, for Dorothy herself very thoughtfully had given
+ the order that she now modestly attributed to her uncle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so in less than ten minutes from the moment when Mr. Port had informed
+ Dorothy that Van Rensselaer Livingstone was a very objectionable person
+ whom he desired to avoid, and whose introduction to her was not even to be
+ thought of, they all three were lunching together in what to the casual
+ observer seemed to be the most amicable manner possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve run over to look up Mrs. Rattleton,&rdquo; said Livingstone, as he
+ discussed with evident relish the <i>filet</i> that Mr. Port charitably
+ hoped would choke him. &ldquo;Very likely you haven&rsquo;t met her, for she&rsquo;s only
+ just got here. But you&rsquo;ll like her, I know, for she&rsquo;s ever so jolly. She&rsquo;s
+ promised to play propriety for me in a party that we want to make up
+ aboard the yacht. The squadron won&rsquo;t get down from New York for a week
+ yet, and I&rsquo;ve come up ahead of it so that we can have a cruise to the
+ Shoals and back before the races. Of course, Miss Lee, you won&rsquo;t fly in
+ the face of Fate, after this providential meeting, by refusing to join our
+ party; at least if you do you will make me wretched to the end of my days.
+ And we will try to make you comfortable on board, sir,&rdquo; he added,
+ politely, turning to Mr. Port. &ldquo;I have a tolerably fair cook, and ice
+ isn&rsquo;t the only thing in the ice-chest, I assure you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How very kind you are, Mr. Livingstone,&rdquo; Dorothy hastened to say, in
+ order to head off her uncle&rsquo;s inevitable refusal. &ldquo;Of course we will go,
+ with the greatest possible pleasure. It is very odd how things fall out
+ sometimes. Now only this morning I was begging Uncle Hutchinson to take me
+ off yachting, and he was saying how much he enjoyed being at sea, and how
+ he really thought that if it wasn&rsquo;t for his age&mdash;wasn&rsquo;t it absurd of
+ him to talk about his age? He is not old at all, the dear!&mdash;he would
+ have a yacht of his own. And almost before the words are fairly out of our
+ mouths here you drop from the clouds, or are cast up by the sea, it&rsquo;s all
+ the same thing, and give us both just what we have been longing for. At
+ least, Uncle Hutchinson pretended to be longing for it only in case he
+ could be young enough to enjoy it; but if he doesn&rsquo;t think he&rsquo;s young now,
+ I&rsquo;d like to know what he&rsquo;ll call himself when he&rsquo;s fifty!&rdquo; And then,
+ facing around sharply upon her uncle, Dorothy concluded: &ldquo;The idea of
+ pretending that <i>you</i> are too old to go yachting! Really, Uncle
+ Hutchinson, I am ashamed of you!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As has been intimated, if there was any one subject upon which Mr. Port
+ was especially sensitive, it was the subject of his age. As the parish
+ register of St. Peter&rsquo;s all too plainly proved, he never would see sixty
+ again; but this awkward record was in an out-of-the-way place, and the
+ agreeable fiction that he advanced in various indirect ways to the effect
+ that he was a trifle turned of forty-seven was not likely to be officially
+ contradicted. And it is not impossible, so tenacious was he upon this
+ point, that had the official proof been produced, he would have denied its
+ authenticity. For it was Mr. Port&rsquo;s firm determination still to figure
+ before the world as a youngish, middle-aged man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To say that Miss Lee deliberately set herself to playing upon this
+ weakness of her guardian&rsquo;s, possibly, remotely possibly, would be doing
+ her injustice. But the fact is obvious that she succeeded by her cleverly
+ turned discourse in landing her esteemed relative fairly between the horns
+ of an exceedingly awkward dilemma: either Mr. Port must accept the
+ invitation and be horribly ill, or he must reject it, and so throw over
+ his pretensions to elderly youth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a moment the unhappy gentleman hung in the wind, and Dorothy regretted
+ that she had not made her statement of the case still stronger. Indeed,
+ she was about to supplement it by a remark to the effect that people never
+ thought of giving up yachting until they were turned of sixty, when, to
+ her relief, her uncle slowly filled away on the right tack. His acceptance
+ was expressed in highly ungracious terms; but, as has been said, Dorothy
+ never troubled herself about forms, provided she compassed results. The
+ moment that he had uttered the fatal words, Mr. Port fell to cursing
+ himself in his own mind for being such a fool; but the same reason that
+ had impelled him to give his consent withheld him from retracting it. He
+ knew that he was going to be desperately miserable; but, at least, nobody
+ could say that he was old.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I&rsquo;m ever so much obliged to you, Miss Lee, and to you too, Mr. Port,&rdquo;
+ said Livingstone. &ldquo;And now, if you&rsquo;ll excuse me, I&rsquo;ll go and hunt up Mrs.
+ Rattle-ton, and tell her what a splendid raise I&rsquo;ve made, and help her
+ organize the rest of the party. We shall have only two more. It&rsquo;s a bore
+ to have more than six people on board a yacht. I don&rsquo;t know why it is, I&rsquo;m
+ sure, but if you have more than six they always get to fighting. Queer,
+ isn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I beg your pardon,&rdquo; said Mr. Port. &ldquo;Mrs. Rattleton? May I ask if this is
+ the Mrs. Rattleton from New York who was here last season, the one whose
+ bathing costume was so&mdash;so very eccentric, and about whom there was
+ so much very disagreeable talk?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mrs. Rattleton <i>is</i> from New York, and she <i>was</i> here last
+ season,&rdquo; Livingstone answered. &ldquo;But I can&rsquo;t say that I remember anything
+ eccentric in her bathing costume, except that it was exceedingly becoming;
+ and I certainly never heard any disagreeable talk about her. There may
+ have been such talk about her, but perhaps it was thought just as well not
+ to have it in my presence. Mrs. Rattleton is my cousin, Mr. Port&mdash;she
+ was a Van Twiller, you know. Do you happen to remember any of the things
+ that were said about her, and who said them?&rdquo; Livingstone spoke with
+ extreme courtesy; but there was something in his tone that caused Mr. Port
+ suddenly to think of the tip of Prince Sporetti&rsquo;s left ear, and that led
+ him to reply hurriedly, and by no means lucidly:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Certainly&mdash;no&mdash;yes&mdash;that is to say, I can&rsquo;t exactly
+ remember anything in particular. I&rsquo;m sure I was led to believe from what
+ was said that she was a very charming woman. No, I don&rsquo;t remember at all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, perhaps it is just as well,&rdquo; Livingstone replied, gravely. &ldquo;But how
+ lucky!&rdquo; he added; &ldquo;there she is now. Everybody is at the Casino about this
+ time of day, I fancy. May I bring her over and present her to you, Miss
+ Lee?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course you may, Mr. Livingstone. I shall be delighted to meet her. And
+ if she is to matronize me, the sooner that I begin to get accustomed to
+ her severities the better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then Mr. Hutchinson Port suffered a fresh pang of misery when the
+ presentation was accomplished and he was forced to say approximately
+ pleasant things to a lady whose decidedly ballet-like attire in the surf&mdash;or,
+ to be precise, on the beach above high-water-mark, where, for some occult
+ reason, she usually saw fit to do the most of her bathing&mdash;joined to
+ the exceeding celerity of her conduct generally, had marked her during the
+ preceding season as the conspicuous centre of one phase of life at the
+ Pier. Nor was Mr. Port&rsquo;s lot made happier as he listened to the brisk
+ discussion that ensued in regard to the organization of the yachting
+ party, and found that its two remaining members were to be drawn, as was
+ only natural, from the eminently meteoric set to which Mrs. Rattleton
+ belonged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Had time been given Mr. Port for consideration it is probable that he
+ would have collected his mental forces sufficiently to have enabled him to
+ lodge a remonstrance; he might even&mdash;though this is doubtful, for
+ Dorothy&rsquo;s voting power was vigorous&mdash;have accomplished a veto. But
+ projects in which Mrs. Rattleton was concerned never went slowly; and in
+ the present case the necessity for getting back in time for the races
+ really compelled haste. And so it came to pass that not until the <i>Fleetwings</i>
+ was off the Brenton&rsquo;s Reef light-ship, with her nose pointed well up into
+ the north-east, was there framed in Mr. Port&rsquo;s slow-moving mind a suitable
+ line of argument upon which to base a peremptory refusal to go upon the
+ expedition&mdash;and by that time he was so excruciatingly ill in his own
+ cabin that coherent utterance and converse with his kind were alike
+ impossible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So far as Mr. Port was concerned the ensuing six days made up an epoch in
+ his life that can only be described as an agonized blank. And when&mdash;as
+ it seemed to him many ages later&mdash;the <i>Fleetwings</i> once more
+ cast anchor off Narragansett Pier, and he stepped shakily from the
+ schooner&rsquo;s gig to the Casino dock, the usual plumpness and ruddiness of
+ his face had given place to a yellow leanness, and his weight had been
+ reduced by very nearly twenty pounds. The cruise had been a flying one, or
+ he never would have finished it. After the first six hours he would have
+ landed on a desert island cheerfully&mdash;and it is not impossible that a
+ hint from Dorothy as to her uncle&rsquo;s probable movements should a harbor be
+ made had induced Livingstone to give the land a wide berth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorothy came ashore blooming. &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t know, Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; she
+ said, &ldquo;what a perfectly lovely time I&rsquo;ve had&rdquo;&mdash;and this cheerful
+ assertion was the literal truth, for Mr. Port had entered his cabin before
+ the yacht had crossed the line between Beaver Tail and Point Judith, and
+ had not emerged from it until the anchor went overboard. &ldquo;And you don&rsquo;t
+ know,&rdquo; Miss Lee went on with effusion, &ldquo;how grateful your angel is to you
+ for helping her to have such a delightful cruise. I&rsquo;m sorry that you
+ haven&rsquo;t been very well, Uncle Hutchinson; but I know that you will be all
+ the better for it. Poor dear mamma, you know, was bilious too, and going
+ to sea always made her wretched; but she used to be wonderfully well
+ always when she got on shore again. And you&rsquo;ll be wonderfully well too,
+ you dear; and that will be your reward for helping your angel to have such
+ a perfectly delightful time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Port made no reply to this address, for his condition of collapse was
+ too complete to permit him to give form in words to the thoughts of rage
+ and resentment which were burning in the depths of his injured soul.
+ Without a word to one single member of the party, he climbed heavily into
+ a carriage and was driven directly to his hotel&mdash;while Dorothy, still
+ under the chaperonage of Mrs. Rattleton, gayly joined the pleasant little
+ lunch-party at the Casino with which the yacht voyage came to an end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ IX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ During the ensuing week, a considerable portion of which Mr. Port passed
+ in the privacy of his own room, the relations between Miss Lee and her
+ guardian were characterized by a chill formality that was ominous of a
+ coming storm. In point of fact, Mr. Port was waiting only until he should
+ fully regain his strength in order to try conclusions with Dorothy once
+ and for all&mdash;and he was most highly resolved that in the impending
+ battle royal he should not suffer defeat. So far, he had gone down in each
+ encounter with his spirited antagonist because the tactics employed
+ against him were of an unfamiliar sort. But he was beginning to get the
+ hang of these tactics now; and he also had got what in fighting parlance
+ would have been styled his second wind. As he thought of the wrongs which
+ had been heaped upon him, rage filled his breast; and the strong
+ determination slowly shaped itself within him that to the finesse of the
+ enemy he would oppose a solid front of brute force.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Astuteness was not the least marked of Miss Lee&rsquo;s many charming
+ characteristics, and although her guardian gave no outward sign of his
+ belligerent intentions, she felt an inward conviction that a decisive
+ trial of strength between them was at hand. Five or six years earlier she
+ had engaged in a trial of this nature with her mother, and had emerged
+ from it victorious. In that case, feminine weakness had yielded to
+ feminine strength. But now the gloomy thought assailed her that her uncle,
+ while closely resembling her mother in the matter of his liver, had in the
+ depths of his torpid nature a substratum of brutal masculine resolution
+ against which, should it fairly be set in array, she might battle in vain.
+ And the upshot of her meditations was the conviction that her only chance
+ of success lay in avoiding a battle by a radical change of base.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An easy way, as she perceived, to effect such a change of base was to
+ marry Van Rensselaer Livingstone. Indeed, his proposal, a couple of days
+ after the yacht voyage ended, came so opportunely that she almost was
+ surprised into accepting it out of hand. But Dorothy was too well balanced
+ a young person to do anything hastily, even to get herself out of a tight
+ place; and while she held Livingstone&rsquo;s proposal under advisement&mdash;as
+ a line of retreat kept open for use in case of urgent necessity&mdash;she
+ welcomed it less for the possibilities of a safer position that it offered
+ than for those which it suggested to her fertile mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marriage, she decided, was the only way by which she could score a final
+ victory over her uncle, and at the same time spike his guns; but it did
+ not necessarily follow that her marriage must be with Livingstone. Indeed,
+ as her coolly intelligent mind perceived, marrying an unmanageable young
+ man in order to be free of an unmanageable old one would be simply walking
+ out of the frying-pan into the fire&mdash;and that was not at all the
+ resolution of her difficulties that Dorothy sought. The plan that now
+ began to shape itself in her mind was one by which both fire and
+ frying-pan would be successfully avoided; and as the more that she
+ examined into it the more desirable it appeared to her, she lost no time
+ in carrying it into effect&mdash;whereby, in less than three days&rsquo; time,
+ she sent Mr. Van Rensselaer Livingstone away in such a rage that he put to
+ sea in the very face of a threatening north-easter, and in a much shorter
+ period she caused her uncle seriously to doubt the evidence of his own
+ senses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the end of his week of retirement, Mr. Port found himself in the hale
+ condition of a bilious giant refreshed with blue-pills. He looked a little
+ thinner than when he had started upon his ill-starred cruise, and his
+ usual ruddiness was not as yet fully restored; but he was in capital
+ condition, and a good deal more than ready for Miss Lee to come on. He
+ could not very well, in the nature of the case, start an offensive
+ campaign; but at the very first suggestion on Dorothy&rsquo;s part of the
+ slightest desire to engage again in any of the various forms of frivolous
+ amusement by which she had made his life a burden to him, he was all
+ loaded and primed to go off with a bang that he believed would settle her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And, such is the perversity of human nature, Mr. Port presently became not
+ a little annoyed by Dorothy&rsquo;s failure to supply the spark that was to
+ touch him off. In fact, her conduct was bewilderingly strange. She drew
+ away from the lively circle of which Mrs. Rattleton was the animated
+ centre and voluntarily associated herself with the elderly and very
+ respectable Philadelphians whoso acquaintance she previously had so
+ emphatically declined. Still further to Mr. Port&rsquo;s astonishment, the lady
+ and gentleman especially singled out by Miss Lee as most in accord with
+ her newly-acquired tastes were the severe Mrs. Logan Rittenhouse and that
+ lady&rsquo;s staid brother, Mr. Pennington Brown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/074.jpg" alt="The Severe Mrs. Logan Rittenhouse 074 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ At the feet of the former, quite literally, she sat as a disciple in
+ crochet; and listened the while with every outward sign of interest to the
+ dull record of South Fourth Street scandals of the past and West Walnut
+ Street scandals of the present which this estimable matron poured into her
+ ears by the hour at a time. And in a quiet corner of the veranda (Mr.
+ Brown&rsquo;s eyesight having failed a little, so that he found reading rather
+ difficult) she read aloud to the latter from <i>Watson&rsquo;s Annals</i>; and
+ listened with a pleased satisfaction to his comments upon her selections
+ from this, the Philadelphia Bible, and to the numerous anecdotes of a
+ genealogical and antiquarian cast which thus were recalled to his mind.
+ Possibly the readings from <i>Watson</i> were continued in the afternoons&mdash;when
+ Miss Lee and Mr. Brown regularly went down to the Rocks. So extraordinary
+ was all this that Mr. Port admitted frankly to himself that he could make
+ neither head nor tail of it; but he had an inborn conviction that such an
+ unnatural state of affairs was not likely to last There was good
+ Scriptural authority, he called to mind grimly, for the assertion that the
+ leopard did not change his spots nor the Ethiopian his skin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ X.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In accordance with the substantial customs of his fellow-citizens, Mr.
+ Port always returned to Philadelphia sharp on the 1st of September&mdash;calmly
+ ignoring the heat and the mosquitoes, which are the dominant
+ characteristics of Philadelphia during that month, and resting secure in
+ the knowledge that the course which he pursued was that which his father
+ and his grandfather had pursued before him. It was on the eve of his
+ departure from Narragansett that his doubts and perplexities occasioned by
+ Dorothy&rsquo;s surprising conduct were resolved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Being seated in a snug corner of the veranda in company with Mr.
+ Pennington Brown, Mr. Port was smoking a comforting cigar. Mr. Brown, who
+ also was smoking, did not seem to find his cigar comforting. He smoked it
+ in so fitful a fashion that it repeatedly went out; and his nervousness
+ seemed to be increased each time that he lighted it. Further, his comment
+ upon Mr. Port&rsquo;s discourse&mdash;which was a more than ordinarily
+ thoughtful and accurate weighing of the relative merits of thin and thick
+ soups&mdash;obviously were delivered quite at random. At first Mr. Port
+ was disposed to resent this inattention to his soulful utterances; but as
+ the subject was one in which, as he well knew, his friend was profoundly
+ interested, he presently became uneasy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What&rsquo;s the matter, Brown?&rdquo; he asked, in a tone of kindly concern. &ldquo;Is
+ your rheumatism bothering you? I&rsquo;ve been afraid that your absurd sitting
+ around on rocks with my niece would bring it on again. You&rsquo;re not as young
+ as you once were, Pen, and you&rsquo;ve got to take care of yourself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I am not aware, Port,&rdquo; Mr. Brown answered rather stiffly, &ldquo;that I am as
+ yet conspicuously superannuated. Indeed, I never felt younger in my life
+ than I have felt during the past fortnight. I <i>have</i> a little touch
+ of rheumatism to-night,&rdquo; he added, frankly, and at the same time gave
+ unintentional emphasis to his admission by catching his breath and almost
+ groaning as he slightly moved his legs, &ldquo;but it has nothing to do with
+ sitting on the rocks with Dor&mdash;with your charming niece. You forget
+ that my rheumatism is hereditary, Port. Why, I had an attack of it when I
+ was only five-and-twenty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All the same, you wouldn&rsquo;t have it now if you had spent your afternoons
+ sensibly with me here on a dry veranda, or properly wrapped up in a dry
+ carriage, instead of on damp rocks, with that baggage. What on earth has
+ got into you I can&rsquo;t imagine. If you were twenty years younger, Brown, I
+ should think, yes, positively, I should think that you were in love with
+ her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Port,&rdquo; said Mr. Brown, with a tone of resentment in his voice, &ldquo;I shall
+ be very much obliged if you will not use such language when you are
+ speaking of Miss Lee. She is the best and kindest and noblest woman I ever
+ have met. You have most cruelly misunderstood her. Had you given her half
+ a chance she would have been to you only a source of constant joy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Port replied to this emphatic assertion by a low, but most pointedly
+ incredulous, whistle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You have not the slightest conception, as such a comment shows,&rdquo; Mr.
+ Brown continued, with increasing asperity, &ldquo;of the depths of sweetness and
+ tenderness which are in her nature; of her perfect unselfishness; of the
+ gentleness and trustfulness of her heart. She is all that a woman can be,
+ and more. She is&mdash;she is an angel!&rdquo; Mr. Brown&rsquo;s elderly voice
+ trembled as he made this avowal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for Mr. Port, his astonishment was almost too deep for words. But he
+ managed to say: &ldquo;Yes, I suppose she is&mdash;at least she has said so
+ often enough herself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For some seconds there was silence; and then, with a deprecating manner
+ and in a voice from which all trace of resentment had disappeared, Mr.
+ Brown resumed: &ldquo;Hutch, old man, you and I have been friends these many
+ years together, and you won&rsquo;t fail me in your friendship now, will you?
+ You are right, I <i>am</i> in love with this sweet young creature, and she&mdash;think
+ of it, Hutch!&mdash;she has admitted that she is in love with me; not
+ romantically in love, for that would be, not absurd, of course, but a
+ little unreasonable&mdash;for while I&rsquo;m not at all old, yet I know, of
+ course, that I am not exactly what can be called young&mdash;but in love
+ sensibly and rationally. She wants to take care of me, she says, the dear
+ child!&rdquo; (Mr. Port grunted.) &ldquo;And she has such clever notions in regard to
+ my health. When we are married&mdash;how strange and how delightful it
+ sounds, Hutch!&mdash;she says that we will go immediately to Carlsbad,
+ where the waters will do my rheumatism a world of good; and from there,
+ when I am better, we will go on to Vienna, where the dry climate and the
+ white wines, she thinks, still further will benefit me; and from Vienna,
+ in order to set me on my feet completely, we are to go on to the North and
+ spend a winter in Russia&mdash;for there is nothing that cures rheumatism
+ so quickly and so thoroughly, she says (though I never should have
+ imagined it) as steady and long-continued cold. Just think of her planning
+ it all out for me so well!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, Hutch, I love her with all my heart; and what has made me so nervous
+ to-night is the great happiness that has come to me&mdash;it only came
+ positively this afternoon&mdash;and the dread that perhaps, as her
+ guardian, you know, you might not approve of what we have decided to do.
+ But you do approve, don&rsquo;t you, Hutch? Of course, in a few months she will
+ be her own mistress, and your consent to our marriage, as she very truly
+ says, then will be unnecessary. But even a month seems a desperately long
+ while to wait; and that is the very shortest time, she thinks, in which
+ she could get ready&mdash;though the dear child has consented to wait for
+ most of the little things which she wants until we get on the other side.&rdquo;
+ Mr. Port smiled cynically at the announcement of this concession. It
+ struck him that when Dorothy was turned loose among the Paris shops,
+ backed by the capacious purse of a doting elderly husband, she would mow a
+ rather startlingly broad swath. &ldquo;So you won&rsquo;t oppose our marriage, will
+ you, old man? You will consent to my having this dear young creature for
+ my wife?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Various emotions found place in Mr. Port&rsquo;s breast as he listened to this
+ extraordinary declaration and appeal. At first he felt a lively anger at
+ Dorothy for having, as he coarsely phrased it in his own mind, so
+ successfully gammoned Mr. Pennington Brown; to this succeeded an
+ involuntary admiration of the clever way in which she had managed it; and
+ then a feeling of profound satisfaction possessed him as there came into
+ his slow-moving mind a realizing sense of his own deliverance. But Mr.
+ Port was not so utterly selfish but that, in the midst of the sunrise of
+ happiness which dawned upon him with the opening of a way by which he
+ decently could get rid of Dorothy, he was assailed by certain qualms of
+ conscience as to the unfairness of thus casting upon his old friend the
+ burden that he had found so hard to bear. For the heaviness of Mr. Port&rsquo;s
+ mental processes prevented him from perceiving, as a shrewder person would
+ have perceived, that Dorothy was not the sort of young woman to engage in
+ an enterprise of this nature without first fully counting the cost. Had he
+ been keener of penetration he would have known that she could be trusted,
+ when safely landed in the high estate of matrimony, to play on skilfully
+ the game that she had so skilfully begun; that in her own interest she
+ would manage matters in such a way as never to arouse in the mind of her
+ elderly husband the awkward suspicion that the scheme of life arranged by
+ his angel apparently with a view solely to his own comfort really was
+ arranged only for the comfort of her angelic self.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was while Mr. Port wavered among his qualms of conscience, hesitating
+ between his great longing to chuck Dorothy overboard, and so have done
+ with her, and his sense of duty to Mr. Pennington Brown, that the subject
+ of his perplexities herself appeared upon the scene; and her arrival at so
+ critical a juncture seemed to suggest as a remote possibility that she had
+ been all the while snuffing this particular battle from not very far off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dear Uncle Hutchinson,&rdquo; said Miss Lee, with affectionate fervor, &ldquo;do you
+ think that your angel is most cruel and horrid because she is willing to
+ go off in this way after her own selfish happiness and leave you all
+ alone? But she won&rsquo;t do it, dear, if you would rather have her stay. Her
+ only wish, you know, has been to make you comfortable and happy; and you
+ have been so good and so kind to her that she is ready to sacrifice even
+ her love for your sake. Yes, if you would rather keep her to yourself she
+ will stay. Only if she does stay,&rdquo; and there was a warning tone of deep
+ meaning in Miss Lee&rsquo;s well-modulated voice, &ldquo;her heart, of course, will be
+ broken, and she will have to ask you to travel&rdquo; with her for two or three
+ years into out-of-the-way parts of the world (Mr. Port shuddered) &ldquo;until
+ her poor broken heart gets well. Not that it ever will get quite well
+ again, you know; but she will be brave, and try to pretend for your sake
+ that it has. So it shall be just as you say, dear; only for Pennington&rsquo;s
+ sake, who loves me so much, Uncle Hutchinson, I hope that perhaps you may
+ be willing to let me go.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And having concluded this moving address, Miss Lee extended one of her
+ well-shaped hands to Mr. Pennington Brown&mdash;who grasped it warmly, for
+ he was deeply moved by so edifying an exhibition of affectionate and
+ dutiful unselfishness&mdash;and with the other applied her handkerchief
+ delicately to her eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Port was not in the least moved by Dorothy&rsquo;s professions of
+ self-sacrifice; but he was most seriously alarmed by her threat&mdash;that
+ opened before him a dismal vista of bilious misery&mdash;to cart him for
+ several years about the world on the pretext of a broken heart that
+ required travel for its mending.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0009" id="linkimage-0009">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:60%">
+ <img src="images/084.jpg" alt="Page 67 084 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ He believed, to be sure, that in a stand-up fight he could conquer
+ Dorothy; but he had his doubts as to how long she would stay conquered&mdash;and
+ between constant fighting and constant travel there is not much choice;
+ for Mr. Port knew from experience how acute is that form of biliousness
+ which results from rage. After all, self-preservation is the first law of
+ nature; and under the stress thus put upon him, therefore, it is not
+ surprising that Mr. Port&rsquo;s qualms of conscience incident to his failure to
+ do his duty to his neighbor vanished to the winds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Pennington Brown still held Dorothy&rsquo;s hand in his own. &ldquo;Will you make
+ this great sacrifice, Hutch, for your old friend?&rdquo; he asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Port hesitated a little, for he felt a good deal like a criminal who
+ is shifting his crime upon an innocent man; and then he answered, rather
+ weakly both in tones and terms: &ldquo;Why, of course.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dear Uncle Hutchinson, how good you are!&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Lee. &ldquo;And you
+ really think that you can spare your angel, then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And both promptly and firmly Mr. Port answered: &ldquo;Yes, I really think that
+ I can.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
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