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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of A Gentleman’s Gentleman, by F. Hopkinson Smith
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+Title: A Gentleman’s Gentleman
+ 1909
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+Author: F. Hopkinson Smith
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+Release Date: December 3, 2007 [EBook #23696]
+Last Updated: December 20, 2016
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A GENTLEMAN’S GENTLEMAN ***
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+A GENTLEMAN’S GENTLEMAN
+
+By F. Hopkinson Smith
+
+1909
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+I had left Sandy MacWhirter crooning over his smouldering wood fire the
+day Boggs blew in with news of the sale of Mac’s two pictures at the
+Academy, and his reply to my inquiry regarding his future plans (vaguely
+connected with a certain girl in a steamer chair), “By the next steamer,
+my boy,” still rang in my ears, but my surprise was none the
+less genuine when I looked up from my easel, two months later, at
+Sonning-on-the-Thames and caught sight of the dear fellow, with Lonnegan
+by his side, striding down the tow-path in search of me.
+
+“By the Great Horn Spoon!” came the cry. And the next minute his big
+arms were about my shoulders, his cheery laugh filling the summer air.
+
+Lonnegan’s greeting was equally hearty and spontaneous, but it came with
+less noise.
+
+“He’s been roaring that way ever since we left London,” said the
+architect. “Ever since we landed, really,” and he nodded at Mac.
+“Awfully glad to see you, old man!”
+
+The next moment the three of us were flat on the grass telling our
+experiences, the silver sheen of the river flashing between the
+low-branched trees lining the banks.
+
+Lonnegan’s story ran thus:
+
+Mac had disappeared the morning after their arrival; had remained away
+two weeks, reappearing again with a grin on his face that had frozen
+stiff and had never relaxed its grip. “You can still see it; turn your
+head, Mac, and let the gentleman see your smile.” Since that time he had
+spent his nights writing letters, and his days poring aver the morning’s
+mail. “Got his pocket full of them now, and is so happy he’s no sort of
+use to anybody.” Mac now got his innings:
+
+Lonnegan’s airs had been insufferable and his ignorance colossal. What
+time he could spare from his English tailor--“and you just ought to see
+his clothes, and especially his checkerboard waistcoats”--had been spent
+in abusing everything in English art that wasn’t three hundred years
+old, and going into raptures over Lincoln Cathedral. The more he saw of
+Lonnegan the more he was convinced that he had missed his calling. He
+might succeed as a floorwalker in a department store, where his airs and
+his tailor-made upholstery would impress the hayseeds from the country,
+but, as for trying to be--The rest was lost in a gurgle of smothered
+laughter, Lonnegan’s thin, white fingers having by this time closed over
+the painter’s windpipe.
+
+My turn came now:
+
+I had been at work a month; had my present quarters at the White Hart
+Inn, within a stone’s throw of where we lay sprawled with our faces
+to the sun--the loveliest inn, by the way, on the Thames, and that was
+saying a lot--with hand-polished tables, sleeve and trouser-polished
+arm-chairs, Chippendale furniture, barmaids, pewter mugs, old and
+new ale, tough bread, tender mutton, tarts--gooseberry and otherwise;
+strawberries--two would fill a teacup--and _roses!_ Millions of
+roses! “Well, you fellows just step up and look at ‘em.”
+
+“And not a place to put your head,” said Mac.
+
+“How do you know?”
+
+“Been there,” replied Lonnegan. “The only decent rooms are reserved
+for a bloated American millionaire who arrives to-day--everything else
+chock-a-block except two bunks under the roof, full of spiders.”
+
+Mac drew up one of his fat legs, stretched his arms, pushed his
+slouch hat from his forehead--he was still on his back drinking in the
+sunshine--and with a yawn cried:
+
+“They ought to be exterminated.”
+
+“The spiders?” grumbled Lonnegan.
+
+“No, millionaires. They throw their money away like water; they crowd
+the hotels. Nothing good enough for them. Prices all doubled, everything
+slimed up by the trail of their dirty dollars. And the saddest thing in
+it all to me is that you generally find one or two able-bodied American
+citizens kotowing to them like wooden Chinese mandarins when the great
+men take the air.”
+
+“Who, for instance?” I asked. No millionaires with any such outfit had
+thus far come my way.
+
+“Lonnegan, for one,” answered Mac.
+
+The architect raised his head and shot a long, horizontal glance at the
+prostrate form of the painter.
+
+“Yes, Lonnegan, I am sorry to say,” continued Mac, his eyes fixed on the
+yellow greens in the swaying tree-tops.
+
+“I was only polite,” protested the architect. “Lambert is a client of
+mine; building a stable for him. Very level-headed man is Mr. Samuel
+Lambert; no frills and no swelled head. It was Tommy Wing who was doing
+the mandarin act 32 the other day at the Carlton--not me. Got dead
+intimate with him on the voyage over and has stuck to him like a plaster
+ever since. Calls him ‘Sam’ already--did to me.”
+
+“Behind his back or to his face?” spluttered Mac, tugging at his pipe.
+
+“Give it up,” said Lonnegan, pulling his hat over his face to shield his
+eyes from the sun.
+
+Mac raised himself to a sitting posture, as if to reply, fumbled in his
+watch-pocket for a match, instead; shook the ashes from his brier-wood,
+filled the bowl with some tobacco from his rubber pouch, drew the
+lucifer across his shoe, waited until the blue smoke mounted skyward and
+resumed his former position. He was too happy mentally--the girl in the
+steamer chair was responsible--and too lazy physically to argue with
+anybody. Lonnegan rolled over on his elbows, and feasted his eyes on
+the sweep of the sleepy river, dotted with punts and wherries, its
+background of foliage in silhouette against the morning sky. The Thames
+was very lovely that June, and the trained eye of the distinguished
+architect missed none of its beauty and charm. I picked up my brushes
+and continued work. The spirit of perfect camaraderie makes such
+silences not only possible but enjoyable. It is the restless chatterer
+that tires.
+
+Lonnegan’s outbreak had set me to thinking. Lambert I knew only by
+reputation---as half the world knew him--a man of the people: lumber
+boss, mill owner, proprietor of countless acres of virgin forest; many
+times a millionaire. Then came New York and the ice-cream palace with
+the rock-candy columns on the Avenue, and “The Samuel Lamberts” in the
+society journals. This was all the wife’s doings. Poor Maria! She had
+forgotten the day when she washed his red flannel shirts and hung them
+on a line stretched from the door of their log cabin to a giant white
+pine--one of the founders of their fortune. If Tommy Wing called him
+“Sam” it was because old “Saw Logs,” as he was often called, was lonely,
+and Tommy amused him.
+
+Tommy Wing--Thomas Bowditch Wing, his card ran--I had known for years.
+He was basking on the topmost branches now, stretched out in the
+sunshine of social success, swaying to every movement made by his
+padrones. He was a little country squirrel when I first came across him,
+frisking about the root of the tree and glad enough to scamper close to
+the ground. He had climbed a long way since then. All the blossoms
+and tender little buds were at the top, and Tommy was fond of buds,
+especially when they bloomed out into yachts and four-in-hands, country
+houses, winters in Egypt (Tommy an invited guest), house parties on Long
+Island or at Tuxedo, or gala nights at the opera with seats in a first
+tier.
+
+In the ascent he had forgotten his beginnings--not an unnatural thing
+with Tommies: Son of a wine merchant--a most respectable man, too; then
+“Importer” (Tommy altered the sign); elected member of an athletic club;
+always well dressed, always polite;--invited to a member’s house to
+dine; was unobtrusive and careful not to make a break. Asked again to
+fill a place at the table at the last moment-accepted gracefully, not
+offended--never offended at anything. Was willing to see that the young
+son caught the train, or would meet the daughter at the ferry and escort
+her safely to school. “So obliging, so trustworthy,” the mother said.
+Soon got to be “among those present” at the Sherry and Delmonico balls.
+Then came little squibs in the society columns regarding the movements
+of Thomas Bowditch Wing, Esquire. He knew the squibber, and often gave
+her half a column. Was invited to a seat in the coaching parade, saw
+his photograph the next morning in the papers, he sitting next to the
+beautiful Miss Carnevelt. He was pretty near to the top now; only a
+little farther to where the choicest buds were bursting into flower;
+too far up, though, ever to recognize the little fellows he had left
+frisking below. There was no time now to escort school-girls or fill
+unexpectedly empty seats unless they were exclusive ones. His excuse was
+that he had accepted an invitation to the branch above him. The mother
+of the school-girl now, strange to say, instead of being miffed, liked
+him the better, and, for the first time, began to wonder whether she
+hadn’t made too free with so important a personage. As a silent apology
+she begged an invitation for a friend to the Bachelor Ball, Tommy being
+a subscriber and entitled to the distribution of a certain number of
+tickets. Being single and available, few outings were given without
+him--not only week-ends (Weak Odds-and-Ends, Mac always called them),
+but trips to Washington, even to Montreal in the winter. Then came the
+excursions abroad--Capri, Tangier, Cairo.
+
+It was on one of these jaunts that he met “Saw Logs,” who, after sizing
+him up for a day, promptly called him “Tommy,” an abbreviation instantly
+adopted by Maria--so fine, you know, to call a fellow “Tommy” who knew
+everybody and went everywhere. Sometimes she shrieked his name the
+length of the deck. On reaching London it was either the Carlton or
+the Ritz for Lambert. Tommy, however, made a faint demur. “Oh, hang the
+expense, Tommy, you are my guest for the summer,” broke out Lambert.
+What a prime minister you would have made, Tommy, in some kitchen
+cabinet!
+
+There were no blossoms now out of his reach. Our little squirrel had
+gained the top! To dazzle the wife and daughter with the priceless
+value of his social position and then compel plain, honest, good-natured
+Samuel Lambert to pay his bills, and to pay those bills, too, in such
+a way, “by Heavens, sir, as not to wound a gentleman’s pride”:
+that, indeed, was an accomplishment. Had any other bushy tail of his
+acquaintance ever climbed so high or accomplished so much?
+
+A movement on my right cut short my revery.
+
+MacWhirter had lifted his big arms above his head, and was now twisting
+his broad back as if for a better fulcrum.
+
+“Lonny--” he cried, bringing his body once more to a sitting posture.
+
+“Yes, Mac.”
+
+“In that humiliating and servile interview which you had a short time
+ago with your other genuflector, the landlord of the White Hart Inn,
+did you in any way gain the impression that every ounce of grub in
+his shebang was reserved for the special use of his highness, Count
+Kerosene, or the Earl of Asphalt, or the Duke of Sausage, or whatever
+the brute calls himself?--or do you think he can be induced to--”
+
+“Yes, I think so.”
+
+“Think what, you obtuse duffer?”
+
+“That he can be induced.”
+
+“Well, then, grab that easel and let us go to luncheon.”
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+I had not exaggerated the charm of the White Hart Inn--nobody can. I
+know most of the hostelries up and down this part of the river--the
+“Ferry” at Cookham, the “French Horn” across the Backwater, one or two
+at Henley, and a lovely old bungalow of a tavern at Maidenhead; but this
+garden of roses at Sonning has never lost its fascination for me.
+
+For the White Hart is like none of these. It fronts the river, of
+course, as they all do--you can almost fish out of the coffee-room
+window of the “Ferry” at Cookham--and all the life of the boat-houses,
+the punts and wherries, with their sprawling cushions and bunches of
+jack-straw oars, and tows, back and forth, of empty boats, goes on just
+as it does at the other boat-landings, up and down the river; but, at
+the White Hart, it is the rose garden that counts! Planted in rows, like
+corn, their stalks straight as walking-sticks and as big; then a flare
+of smaller stalks like umbrella ribs, the circle covered with Prince
+Alberts, Cloth-of-Golds, Teas, Saffrons, Red Ramblers (the old gardener
+knows their names; I don’t). And the perfume that sweeps toward you and
+the way it sinks into your soul! Bury your face in a bunch of them, if
+you don’t believe it.
+
+Then the bridge! That mouldy old mass of red brick that makes three
+clumsy jumps before it clears the river, the green rushes growing about
+its feet. And the glory of the bend below, with the fluff of elm, birch
+and maple melting into the morning haze!
+
+Inside it is none the less delightful. Awnings, fronting the garden,
+stretch over the flowerbeds; vines twist their necks, the blossoms
+peeping curiously as you take your coffee.
+
+There is a coffee-room, of course, with stags’ heads and hunting prints,
+and small tables with old-fashioned flowers in tiny vases, as well as a
+long serving board the width of the room, where everything that can be
+boiled, baked or stewed and then served cold awaits the hungry.
+
+It was at this long board that we three brought up, and it was not long
+before Lonnegan and Mac were filling their plates, and with their own
+hands, too, with thin cuts of cold roast beef, chicken and slivers of
+ham, picking out the particular bread or toast or muffin they liked
+best, bringing the whole out under the low awning with its screen of
+roses, the swinging blossoms brushing their cheeks--some of them almost
+in their plates.
+
+From where we sat over our boiled and baked--principally boiled--we
+could see not only the suite of rooms reserved for the great man and
+his party--one end of the inn, really, with a separate entrance--but
+we could see, too, part of the tap-room, with its rows of bottles, and
+could hear the laughter and raillery of the barmaid as she served the
+droppers-in and loungers-about. We caught, as well, the small square
+hall, flanked by the black-oak counter, behind which were banked bottles
+of various shapes and sizes, rows of pewter tankards and the like, the
+whole made comfortable with chairs cushioned in Turkey red, and never
+empty--the chairs, I mean; the tankards always were, or about to be.
+
+This tap-room, I must tell you, is not a bar in the American sense,
+nor is the girl a barkeeper in any sense. It is the open club of the
+village, where everybody is welcome who is decent and agreeable. Even
+the curate drops in--not for his toddy, perhaps (although “You can’t
+generally sometimes almost always tell,” as Mac said), but for a word
+with anybody who happens to be about. And so does the big man of the
+village who owns the mill, and the gardener from Lord So-and-So’s
+estate, and the lord himself, for that matter, the groom taking his
+“bitter” from the side window, with one eye on his high stepper polished
+to a piano finish. All have a word or a good-morning or a joke with the
+barmaid. She isn’t at all the kind of a girl you think she is. Try it
+some day and you’ll discover your mistake. It’s Miss Nance, or Miss
+Ellen, or whatever else her parents fancied; or Miss Figgins, or
+Connors, or Pugby--but it is never Nance or Nell.
+
+Our luncheon over, we joined the circle, the curate making room for
+Lonnegan, Mac stretching his big frame half over a settle.
+
+“From the States, gentlemen, I should judge,” said the curate in a
+cheery tone--an athletic and Oxford-looking curate, his high white
+collar and high black waistcoat gripping a throat and chest that showed
+oars and cricket bats in every muscle. Young, too--not over forty.
+
+I returned the courtesy by pleading guilty, and in extenuation,
+presented my comrades to the entire room, Lonnegan’s graceful body
+straightening to a present-arms posture as he grasped the outstretched
+hand of a brother athlete, and Mac’s heartiness capturing every one
+present, including the barmaid.
+
+Then some compounded extracts were passed over the counter and the talk
+drifted as usual (I have never known it otherwise) into comparisons
+between the two “Hands Across the Sea” people. That an Englishman will
+ever really warm to a Frenchman or a German nobody who knows his race
+will believe, but he can be entirely comfortable (and the well-bred
+Englishman is the shyest man living) with the well-bred American.
+
+Lonnegan as chief spokesman, in answer to an inquiry, and with an
+assurance born of mastery of his subject instantly recognized by the
+listeners, enlarged on the last architectural horror, the skyscraper,
+its cost, and on the occupations of the myriads of human bees who were
+hived between its floors, all so different from the more modest office
+structures around the Bank of England: adding that he had the plans of
+two on his drawing table at home, a statement which confirmed the good
+opinions they had formed of his familiarity with the subject.
+
+I floated in with some comparisons touching upon the technic of the
+two schools of water-color painting, and, finding that the curate had a
+brother who was an R.A., backed out again and rested on my oars.
+
+Mac, more or less concerned over the expected arrival, and anxious that
+his listeners should not consider the magnate as a fair example of his
+countrymen, launched out upon the absence of all class distinctions
+at home-one man as good as another--making Presidents out of farmers,
+Senators out of cellar diggers, every man a king--that sort of thing.
+
+When Mac had finished--and these Englishmen _let you finish_--the
+mill-owner, a heavy, red-faced man (out-of-doors exercise, not
+Burgundy), with a gray whisker dabbed high up on each cheek, and a
+pair of keen, merry eyes, threw back the lapels of his velveteen coat
+(riding-trousers to match), and answered slowly:
+
+“You’ll excuse me, sir, but I stopped a while in the States, and I can’t
+agree with you. We take off our caps here to a lord because he is part
+of our national system, but we never bow down to the shillings he keeps
+in his strong box. You do.”
+
+The lists were “open” now. Mac fought valiantly, the curate helping him
+once in a while; Lonnegan putting in a word for the several professions
+as being always exempt--brains, not money, counting in their case--Mac
+winning the first round with:
+
+“Not all of us, my dear sir; not by a long shot. When any of our people
+turn sycophants, it is you English who have coached them. A lord with
+you is a man who doesn’t have to work. So, when any of us come over
+here to play--and that’s what we generally come for--everybody, to our
+surprise, kotows to us, and we acknowledge the attention by giving a
+shilling to whoever holds out his hand. Now, nobody ever kotows to us at
+home. We’d get suspicious right away if they did and shift our wallets
+to the other pocket; not that we are not generous, but we don’t like
+that sort of thing. We do here--that is, some of us do, because it marks
+the difference in rank, and we all, being kings, are tickled to death
+that your flunkies recognize that fact the moment they clap eyes on us.”
+
+Lonnegan looked at Mac curiously. The dear fellow must be talking
+through his hat.
+
+“Now, I got a sudden shock on the steamer on my way home last fall,
+and from an _American gentleman_, too--one of the best, if he was in
+tarpaulins--and I didn’t get over it for a week. No kotow about him, I
+tell you. I wanted a newspaper the worst way, and was the first man to
+strike the Sandy Hook pilot as he threw his sea-drenched leg over the
+rail. ‘Got a morning paper?’ I asked. ‘Yes, in my bag.’ And he dumped
+the contents on the deck and handed me a paper. I had been away from
+home a year, mostly in England, and hadn’t seen anybody, from a curator
+in a museum to the manager of an estate, who wouldn’t take a shilling
+when it was offered him, and so from sheer force of habit I dropped a
+trade dollar into his hand. You ought to have seen his face. ‘What’s
+this for?’ he asked. ‘No use to me.’ And he handed it back. I wanted to
+go out and kick myself full of holes, I was so ashamed. And, after all,
+it wasn’t my fault. I learned that from you Englishmen.”
+
+The toot-toot of an automobile cut short the discussion.
+
+The American millionaire had arrived!
+
+Everybody now started on the run: landlord, two maids in blue dresses
+with white cap strings flying, three hostlers, two garage men, four
+dogs, all bowing and scraping--all except the dogs.
+
+“What did I tell you?” laughed Mac, tapping the curate’s broad chest
+with the end of his plump finger. “That’s the way you all do.
+With us a porter would help him out, a hotel clerk assign him a room,
+and that would end it. The next morning the only man to do him reverence
+would be the waiter behind his chair figuring for the extra tip. Look at
+them. Same old kotow. No wonder he thinks himself a duke.”
+
+The party had disembarked now and were nearing the door of the private
+entrance, the two women in Mother Hubbard veils, the two men in
+steamer-caps and goggles--the valet and maid carrying the coats and
+parasols. The larger of the two men shed his goggles, changed his
+steamer-cap for a slouch hat which his valet handed him, and disappeared
+inside, followed by the landlord. The smaller man, his hands and arms
+laden with shawls and wraps, gesticulated for an instant as if giving
+orders to the two chauffeurs, waited until both machines had backed
+away, and entered the open door.
+
+“Who do you think the big man is, Mac?” Lonnegan asked.
+
+“Don’t know, and don’t want to know.”
+
+“Lambert.”
+
+“What! Saw Logs?”
+
+“The same, and--yes--by Jove! That little fellow with the wraps is
+Tommy.”
+
+A moment later Tommy reappeared and made straight for the barmaid.
+
+“Get me some crushed ice and vermouth,” he said. “We carry our Hollands
+with us. Why, Mr. MacWhirter! and Mr. Lonnegan! and--” (I was the
+“and”--but he seemed to have forgotten my name.) “Well, this _is_ a
+surprise!” Neither the mill-owner nor the curate came within range of
+his eyes.
+
+“Where have I been? Well, I’ll have to think. We did London for a
+week--Savoy for supper--Prince’s for luncheon--theatre every night--that
+sort of thing. Picked up a couple of Gainsboroughs at Agnew’s and some
+tapestries belonging to Lord--forget his name--had a letter.” (Here
+Tommy fumbled in his pocket.) “No, I remember now, I gave it to Sam.
+Then we motored to Ravenstock--looked over the Duke’s stables--spent the
+night with a very decent chap Sam met in the Rockies last year-son of
+Lord Wingfall, and--”
+
+The ice was ready now (it was hived in a keg and hidden in the cellar,
+and took time to get at), and so was the vermouth and the glasses, all
+on a tray.
+
+“No, I’ll carry it.” This to the barmaid, who wanted to call a waiter.
+“I never let anybody attend to this for Sam but myself”--this to us.
+“I’ll be back in a minute.”
+
+In a few moments he returned, picking up the thread of his discourse
+with: “Where was I? Oh, yes, at Lord Wingfall’s son’s. Well, that’s
+about all. We are on our way now to spend a few days with--” Here he
+glanced at the curate and the mill-owner, who were absorbing every word
+that fell from his lips. “Some of the gentry in the next county--can’t
+think of their names--friends of Sam.” It became evident now that
+neither Mac nor Lonnegan intended introducing him to either of the
+Englishmen.
+
+The barmaid pushed a second tray over the counter, and Tommy drew up a
+chair and waved us into three others. “Sam is so helpless, you know,” he
+chatted on. “I can’t leave him, really, for an hour. Depends on me for
+everything. Funny, isn’t it, that a man worth--well, anywhere from forty
+to fifty millions of dollars, and made it all himself--should be that
+way? But it’s a fact. Very simple man, too, in his tastes, when you
+know him. Mrs. Lambert and Rosie” (Mac stole a look at Lonnegan at the
+familiar use of the last name, but Tommy flowed on) “got tired of the
+_Cynthia_--she’s a hundred and ninety feet over all, sixteen knots, and
+cost a quarter of a million--and wanted Sam to get something bigger.
+But the old man held out; wanted to know what I thought of it, and, of
+course, I had to say she was all right, and that settled it. Just
+the same way with that new house on the Avenue--you know it, Mr.
+Lonnegan--after he’d spent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
+decorating the music-room--that’s the one facing the Avenue--she thought
+she’d change it to Louis-Seize. Of course Sam didn’t care for the money,
+but it was the dirt and plaster and discomfort of it all. By the way,
+after dinner, suppose you and Mr. Lonnegan, and you, too”--this to
+me--“come in and have a cigar with Sam. We’ve got some good Reina
+Victorias especially made for him--glad to have you know him.”
+
+Mac gazed out of the open door and shut his teeth tight. Lonnegan looked
+down into the custard-pie face of the speaker, but made no reply. Tommy
+laid a coin on the counter, shot out his cuffs, said: “See you later,”
+ and sauntered out.
+
+No! There were no buds or blossoms--nothing of any kind, for that
+matter--out of Tommy’s reach!
+
+The mill-owner rose to his feet, straightened his square shoulders, made
+a movement as if to speak, altered his mind, shook Mac’s hand warmly,
+and with a bow to the tap-room, and a special nod to the barmaid,
+mounted his horse and rode off. The curate looked up and smiled, his
+gaze riveted on Mac.
+
+“One of your American gentlemen, sir?” he asked. The tone was most
+respectful--not a trace of sarcasm, not a line visible about the corners
+of his mouth; only the gray eyes twinkled.
+
+“No,” answered Mac grimly; “_a gentleman’s gentleman_.”
+
+The next morning at sunrise Mac burst into our room roaring with
+laughter, slapping his pajama-incased knee with his fat hand, the tears
+streaming from his eyes.
+
+“They’ve gone!” he cried. “Scooted! Saw Logs, Mrs. Saw, the piece of
+kindling and her maid in the first car, and--”
+
+He was doubled up like a jack-knife.
+
+“And left Tommy behind!” we both cried.
+
+“Behind!” Mac was verging on apoplexy now. “Behind! Not much. He was
+tucked away in the other car with the valet!”
+
+
+
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