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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of A War-time Journal, Germany 1914 and German
+Travel Notes, by Harriet Julia Jephson
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+Title: A War-time Journal, Germany 1914 and German Travel Notes
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+Author: Harriet Julia Jephson
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+ A WAR-TIME JOURNAL
+
+ GERMANY 1914
+ AND
+ GERMAN TRAVEL NOTES
+
+
+ [Illustration: ENGLISCHE KRIEGSFÜHRUNG
+ (_How the Englishman makes war._)]
+
+
+
+
+ A
+ WAR-TIME JOURNAL
+ GERMANY 1914
+ AND
+ GERMAN TRAVEL NOTES
+
+ BY
+
+ LADY JEPHSON
+
+ AUTHOR OF 'A CANADIAN SCRAP-BOOK' AND
+ 'LETTERS TO A DÉBUTANTE'
+
+ LONDON
+ ELKIN MATHEWS, CORK STREET
+ M CM XV
+
+
+
+
+ PREFACE
+
+
+Prefaces are rarely read, yet I have the hardihood to venture on this
+one because there are certain things in connection with my journal
+which it is necessary to explain. On returning from Germany, although
+urged by my friends to publish the story of my experiences, I refused,
+fearing to do anything which in the smallest degree might prejudice
+the case of those still in captivity. There came a day, nevertheless,
+when I read that all English people had left "Altheim." The papers
+announced that men under forty-five had been interned at Ruhleben, and
+those over that age had been sent to Giessen. There seemed, therefore,
+no possible object in further withholding the journal, since, after
+all, there was nothing in it which could by any possibility affect the
+fate of others less fortunate than I. Accordingly I sent my manuscript
+to the _Evening Standard_, which accepted it, and published the first
+couple of pages. Then, in deference to the wishes of people whose
+relations were still at "Altheim" (having been sent back from
+Giessen), I stopped my diary. However, in view of the daily
+revelations in the Press as regards prisoners in Germany, I have come,
+after seven months, to the conclusion that nothing I can say will in
+any degree make the condition of prisoners there worse. Meanwhile it
+is of supreme interest to compare the opinions and conduct of Germans
+at the beginning of the war with what they express and observe now. My
+journal is simply a record made each day of my detention, and although
+it has no pretension to being literature, it is at least a truthful
+picture of the state of things as we in Altheim saw them at the
+beginning of the war. For obvious reasons the place of detention has
+been given a fictitious name.
+
+ HARRIET J. JEPHSON.
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+A WAR-TIME JOURNAL 11
+
+GERMAN TRAVEL NOTES:
+
+ "TAKIN' NOTES" 67
+
+ OF SOME FELLOW TRAVELLERS AND THE CATHEDRAL OF MAINZ 76
+
+ SCHLANGENBAD 84
+
+ LIEBENSTEIN 90
+
+ TRÈVES 96
+
+
+
+
+ LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ENGLISCHE KRIEGSFÜHRUNG _Frontispiece_
+ (_How the Englishman makes war._)
+
+ENGLAND FINDET HILFSTRUPPEN
+ (_England finds troops to help her._)
+
+ I. IN KANADA 17
+ (_Behold the German idea of a Canadian._)
+
+ II. IN POLYNESIEN 33
+ (_The German idea of an Australian._)
+
+ III. NUR IN LONDON NICHT 49
+ _But not in London!_
+
+_These illustrations are reproduced from German newspapers._
+
+
+
+
+ A WAR-TIME JOURNAL:
+ GERMANY, 1914
+
+
+VILLA BUCHHOLZ, ALTHEIM, _August 1st._--Last night a herald went round
+the town and roused everyone, blowing his trumpet and crying, "Kommen
+Sie heraus! Kommen Sie alle fort!" This was a call to the reservists,
+all of whom are leaving Altheim. To-day the crowd cheered madly, sang
+"Heil Dir im Sieger Kranz," and "Deutschland über alles," showing the
+utmost enthusiasm. To my horror, I find that the banks here refuse
+foreign cheques, and will have nothing to do with letters of credit. I
+have very little ready money with me, and the situation is not a
+pleasant one!
+
+_August 2nd._--Germany has declared war against Russia! All men old
+enough to serve are leaving to join the army. Proclamations are
+posted up in the Park Strasse, and crowds are standing in tense
+anxiety in groups, discussing matters with grave faces. We don't know
+how to get away, since all trains are to be used only for the troops
+while "mobilmachung" is going on. People have got as far as the
+frontier and been turned back there, and some who left Altheim
+yesterday are still at Frankfort. I tried to buy an English paper in
+the town, and was told that none were to be had until England had made
+up her mind what she was going to do! We think of motor-cars to the
+frontier, or the Rhine boat.
+
+_August 3rd._--Alas! all steamers on the Rhine are stopped and
+motor-cars are impossible, because an order has come out that
+petroleum is to be reserved for the Government. I made another attempt
+to cash a cheque to-day, and again the bank refused. A Russian who
+stood beside me was desperate. He spoke execrable French, and cried
+excitedly: "Comment donc! je ne puis pas quitter le pays et j'ai une
+famille et trois femmes!" Poor Bluebeard! his "trois femmes" (wife and
+daughters) looked terrified and miserable. Our position is incredible
+and most serious. Still, one cannot but admire the glorious spirit of
+sacrifice and patriotism which animates all classes of the German
+people. Just what it was in the war of 1813, when women even cut off
+their hair and sold it to help their country.
+
+_August 4th._--Troops are marching through the streets and leaving for
+the Front all day long. The ladies of Altheim go to the station as the
+trains pass through, and give the soldiers coffee, chocolate, cigars,
+and zwiebacks. They get much gratitude, and the men say (poor deluded
+mortals): "Wir kriegen für Sie" (We fight for you). I saw poor Frau
+G---- (my doctor's wife) to-day. She was quite calm, but looked
+miserable. Her eldest son, Dr. T----, left for the front this morning.
+I sympathised, and she said, choking back a sob: "Man gibt das beste
+für das Vaterland" (one gives one's best for the Fatherland). No
+letters come, nor papers; and we are only allowed to send postcards
+written in German.
+
+_August 5th._--Our baker has gone to the war, and Dr. G---- 's butler;
+the schools have shut up, so many masters having been called upon to
+fight. Even learned professors turn soldiers in this country, and
+most of the weedy cabhorses here have left Altheim to serve their
+"Fatherland." My Bade-Frau's husband has gone to the front, and so has
+our Apotheke; there are no porters left at the station, and a jeweller
+is doing duty as station-master! The Red Cross Society meet daily, and
+make preparations for the care of wounded men. Hospitals, private
+houses, and doctors' houses are getting ready, and all motors have
+been put at the State's disposal. Insane hatred against Russia exists,
+and the Russians here are not enjoying themselves! My position is most
+serious: no money, and no return ticket!
+
+_August 6th._--I went out early in quest of news, and looked in at
+K---- and L----'s. A young clerk, pale with excitement and anger, in
+reply to my question: "Gibt es etwas neues?" literally hissed at me:
+"England hat Krieg erklärt" (England has declared war). It was an
+awful moment, although one was prepared for it in a measure, feeling
+sure that England would be faithful to her bond.
+
+Next came the Press announcements, "Das unglaubliche ist Tatsache
+geworden" (The unbelievable is become an accomplished fact). "England,
+who poses as the guardian of morality and all the virtues, sides with
+Russia and assassins!" Abuse of Sir Edward Grey, of our Government,
+and of all things English, follows. When vituperation fails, the
+"Frankfurter Zeitung" reminds its readers that, after all, such
+conduct is only what may be expected from "Die historische Perfide
+Albions." That it is a blow none the less is shown by more than one
+newspaper beginning "Das Schlimmste ist geschehen." (The worst has
+happened.) Miss M----, Miss H----, and I went to the "Prince of
+Wales's Hotel" to see Mr. S----, who had made out a list of the
+English in Altheim, and tried to telephone to our Consul in Frankfort
+to ask what he was going to do for our rescue. The telephone people
+refused to send the message because we were English! Mr. S---- and
+other men here are doing all they can to secure a train when the
+mobilisation is over. He advised us to pack up and be ready to start,
+also not to show ourselves out of doors much, as there is the greatest
+fury and indignation at present against the English, and to be careful
+what we said and did. We are all terribly anxious, and it is rather
+trying for me, as I am the only woman in the place quite alone.
+
+_August 7th._--Still no help! Innumerable wild rumours are flying
+about. They say that those who left Altheim have all come back, unable
+to get farther than Frankfort. We are beginning to feel hopeless.
+Nothing about England is in the German papers, and, of course, we see
+no others. It is quite terrible being without news. Last night there
+was great scrubbing and scraping of Altheim shop windows, and all the
+notices: "English spoken here" have disappeared.
+
+There is a mania about spies in Frankfort, we hear, and some Americans
+yesterday were very roughly handled because their motor bore a French
+maker's name. The Americans have returned to Altheim, and their motor
+has been taken to fight for the Fatherland! Our situation is dreadful,
+but we are keeping up brave hearts. Every day a fresh "Bekanntmachung"
+(notice) appears; that of to-day was addressed to the children and
+called upon them to gather in the harvest, the workers having gone as
+soldiers and turned their "pruning hooks" into swords. My postcards
+written in German have all come back. One cannot communicate with
+anyone outside Altheim. What a position! God in His mercy help us! It
+seems so strange to see German troops marching to the tune of "God
+Save the King," yet it is Germany's National Anthem too, and these are
+the words they sing to it:--
+
+ "Heil Dir im Sieger Kranz,
+ Herrscher des Vaterlands,
+ Heil Kaiser Dir!" etc.
+
+[Illustration: IN KANADA
+(_Behold the German idea of a Canadian_)]
+
+A "Warnung" has now been affixed to trees in the Avenue forbidding
+Russians, English, French or Belgians to go within 100 metres of the
+station. The Russians are being hardly used, but so far Germans are
+quite nice to us. Mrs. N---- tells me a gruesome tale of a Russian
+lady who left her hotel for Russia smiling, well dressed, and happy.
+At Giessen all Russians were turned out of the train and put into a
+waiting-room, and locked up there without any convenience of food,
+drink, or beds for the night. The following morning they were told to
+come out and soldiers marched them several miles into the country to a
+farm-house. Some of the poor creatures were faint from want of food,
+and others had heart disease, and fell exhausted in the road, the
+soldiers prodding them with their bayonets to make them get up! After
+several hours' detention there, they were brought back to Altheim,
+where the poor lady arrived a pitiable wreck! What an experience! I
+have been packed up for days!
+
+_August 8th._--I went into the Park Strasse this morning to buy a
+"Frankfurter Zeitung." Outside the shop where I bought it some
+American women stood gazing at a map of the war, and one said: "I am
+_disgusted_ with England, just disgusted. So degrading of her to help
+a country like Russia, and side with assassins, just degrading! All we
+Americans despise her now." I thought to myself: "If I go to prison
+for it, I will not allow anyone to call my country 'degraded and
+disgusting.'" So I said, trembling with wrath, "There is nothing
+'degrading' in being honourable, nor despicable in keeping true to
+your word. England promised to protect Belgium's frontier, and she is
+bound to do it."
+
+Several Germans were gathered round the map, and they scowled at me
+until I faced them calmly and said: "Jeder man für sein Land" (Every
+man for his country), and they answered quite civilly: "Gewiss!"
+(Certainly). The Americans in Altheim, I found afterwards, were
+chiefly of German extraction, which accounted for the woman's
+behaviour.
+
+Early this morning three men arrived to search my room for weapons. I
+was in bed, but they pushed past the maid Käthchen, forced their way
+in, pried into every corner, and departed. Emile the housemaid here
+has _four_ brothers at the war. Dreadful rumours are flying about as
+to our destination. One day we hear we are to go to Denmark, another
+to Holland. Sometimes we are told that we shall not be allowed to
+leave Germany until the war is over; again that we shall be sent away
+at a moment's notice; that we shall be left at the frontier, and have
+to walk for six hours, and carry our own luggage, etc.
+
+The German papers are perfectly horrible in their violent abuse of
+England, and we are so miserably anxious, not about ourselves, but
+about our dear, dear country, and how she is faring. Käthchen said
+this morning, "Die deutschen in Ausland sind sehr schlecht behandelt"
+(Germans abroad are very badly treated). "See how well the foreigners
+are treated _here_," by way of impressing upon me how thankful I ought
+to be for my mercies.
+
+_August 9th._--No papers! No news! No letters! No money! All of us are
+more or less packed up ready to start. We are warned that no heavy
+luggage can go with us, and are limited to two small "hand Gepäck,"
+which we can carry ourselves. I have presented my best hats to
+Käthchen, and it consoles me to think how comical she will look under
+them!--but "flying canvas" is the order of the day.
+
+_August 10th._--The "Frankfurter Zeitung" calls England "ehrlos"
+(dishonourable), and the Belgian frontier question "only an excuse,"
+and even kind, good Dr. G---- raged against England. One is sick with
+longing to hear how the war gets on from the English point of view.
+The papers here never allude to England's movements--only to her moral
+delinquencies. I am so poverty-stricken now I wash my own
+pocket-handkerchiefs, guimpes, and blouses!
+
+The American part of our community have quite recovered their spirits
+since money has come for them. The United States is making every
+effort to rescue her people, and get them back in safety to America.
+No one seems to concern themselves about us, and we can't get away
+while mobilising is going on. All Germans show the greatest deference
+to Americans, and call them "our honoured guests." We, of course, are
+the _dis_honoured ones, and in disgrace!
+
+Altheim people so far are passably civil to us, but sometimes one has
+a disagreeable person to deal with, as I had to-day at the Bad Haus.
+The girl who stamps our tickets refused to pass mine until I could
+show her my Kur Karte. I had none, and told her so, and asked her why
+I should pay twenty marks for a card, when I could not get any of the
+privileges to which it entitled me: the band, terrace, reading-room,
+and so on. Her answer was a persistent dogged reiteration of "Sie
+müssen eine Kur Karte haben, sonst können Sie nicht baden," and not
+having twenty marks in the world at present I had to come away without
+my bath. Every day there are fresh appeals to the patriotism of the
+people. They are pasted on walls, windows, and even trees.
+
+_August 12th._--Such an amusing thing has happened. Mr. S---- said to
+Dr. ----, "We English have captured your Kronprinzessin Cecilie,"
+without saying that he meant the _ship_, and not the _lady_. As the
+Government keeps all such disagreeable intelligence dark, it was news
+to the doctor, and he stoutly contradicted it, and went round the town
+afterwards telling people: "Just think what liars the English are;
+they say they have captured our Crown Princess!" We learnt of this
+prize-taking from the "Corriere della Sera."
+
+_August 13th._--The newspapers are full of German victories and abuse
+of England. Also they declare that the most terrible atrocities have
+taken place in Belgium, where women have despatched wounded Germans on
+the field and shot doctors. The indignation is tremendous.
+
+_August 14th._--Permission has at last been given for "Fremden"
+(foreigners) to depart, and also the threats and restrictions as to
+the railway station have been removed, but we must submit our
+passports to the police, who send them to Berlin to be stamped by the
+military authorities, and in about a week we shall be free. "Gott sei
+Dank!"
+
+_August 15th._--I went to the Polizei-Amt, a dreary little house, and
+found both yard and staircase crammed with people. After waiting a
+long time in the _queue_ I had to beat a retreat, the neighbourhood of
+Polish Jews being too overpowering! In the afternoon I ventured again
+with the same result. They say Holland is crammed with refugees, and
+the hotels so full that people are sleeping on billiard tables even.
+We are allowed to choose between Switzerland and Holland.
+
+German papers express deepest disappointment that Italy has not been
+"ehrlich" (honourable) to her "Dreibund," and yet (extraordinary
+people) the Germans blame us for being true to ours.
+
+_August 16th._--I sent a telegram off to Ems this morning, of course
+written in German, but the official behind the little window where I
+handed it in refused to send it until I showed him my passport. As I
+have not yet succeeded in getting through the crowds at the police
+station I still had mine. We hear dreadful tales of hardships endured
+by those who have managed to get away from other places. Some went by
+the Rhine steamers, which are now running, but wherever they passed a
+fortress they were made to go below. As the cabins were not enough for
+all, preference was given to other nationalities, and English people
+had to sit up all night on deck, even in pouring rain. The entire
+absence of news is for us quite terrible. One feels so out of the
+world, not knowing what is happening outside our prison doors. The
+"Frankfurter Zeitung" is full of nothing but boasts and untruths. A
+fresh "Bekanntmachung" has been posted up forbidding us to leave the
+town, and ordering us to be indoors by nine o'clock.
+
+_August 17th._--The Landsturm has been called out and leaves to-day
+for the Front. These men are the last to be requisitioned, being
+elderly.[1] After long waiting among Jews, Infidels, and Turks, I at
+last got entrance to the Chief of Police's office, had my passport
+taken, paid one mark fifty, and was told to come back on Thursday,
+when it would be returned from Berlin. The Chief was a gruff,
+disagreeable old man, who, to my amiable "Guten Tag" and "Adieu"
+vouchsafed no reply.
+
+ [Footnote 1: This we were told at the time.]
+
+_August 18th._--A dreadful blow! We English are forbidden to go to
+Holland, and told that our destination is to be Denmark. Imagine
+crossing that mined sea now! For reasons of their own German
+authorities will not allow any of us to go by or near the Rhine.
+
+_August 19th._--The German Press is to me a revelation of bombast,
+self-righteousness, falsehood, and hypocrisy. What shocks one most is
+the familiar and perpetual calling upon God to witness that He alone
+has led the Germans to victory and blessed their cause. I read a poem
+yesterday, which began "Du Gott der Deutschen," as if indeed the Deity
+were the especial property of the German Nation! Massacre, pillage,
+destruction, violation of territory, everything wicked God is supposed
+to bless! What hideously distorted minds, and where is the sane, if
+prosaic Teuton of one's imaginings! I wake often in the morning and
+wonder if all that has happened here has not been a horrible
+nightmare--if it can be possible in the twentieth century that I, a
+woman, am a prisoner, and for no sin that one has committed. I cannot
+order an Einspänner and drive to the station without a challenge and
+danger. I cannot possibly get away without my passport. If I attempted
+to drive to the Rhine my fate might be that of the poor Russians who
+were shot the other day. In any case I could not leave Germany without
+my passport nor enter Dutch territory without permission from the
+Netherlands Consul at Frankfort. It seems all hopeless and
+heartbreaking.
+
+_August 20th._--Another terrific blow! Fraulein S---- came into my
+room this morning and said: "Kein Engländer, kein Ausländer, kann
+Deutschland verlassen" (no Englishman, no foreigner can leave
+Germany). I rushed off immediately to the Polizei Amt and found it
+only too terribly true. Worse! Mr. W---- and Mr. S----, who tried to
+arrange for a steamer on the Rhine to take us away, have been
+arrested, and are being tried on a trumped-up charge of _forgery_, and
+the Company who were the go-betweens demand 3,000 marks because the
+boat came a certain distance down the river in order to embark us.
+
+(_Later_) The Englishmen have been acquitted of forgery, but we fear
+we shall have to pay the £120. I have one mark left!
+
+There is jubilation all over the town as the Germans have taken
+Belfort. Käthchen enters triumphantly. "Unter Führung des Kronprinzen
+von Bayern haben Truppen gestern in Schlachten zwischen Metz und den
+Vogesen noch einen Sieg erkämpft," and she goes on with the weary old
+story of "viele tausend Gefangene" (many thousand prisoners).
+
+_August 21st._--I found that charming old American friends of mine,
+the W----s, were here, and I went to see them at the Grand Hotel. They
+have been to a Nach Kur in Thuringia, and have had most alarming and
+unpleasant adventures coming back. However, being American their pains
+and penalties are nearly over. A special train is to take them and
+their compatriots to the Hague on Wednesday next. They go to the
+flesh-pots of Egypt, and we are left to eat manna in the wilderness!
+They can drive in the country, while we poor Britishers may not go
+outside the town, and oh! how sick we are of the avenues and streets
+of the red-roofed Bath Houses and shop windows whose contents we know
+by heart. Mr. W---- told me a good tale of the _chef_ of a Hotel here,
+who was obliged to obey his country's call and join the French forces.
+When he found German bullets whizzing about him at Mülhausen, he said
+to himself (so the story goes), "What is my duty? Is it best for me to
+let these cursed Germans make an end of me, or live to cook another
+day for my country?" He decided that living was his game, threw his
+rifle away, lay flat on his face, and let the bullets whistle over
+him. He was taken prisoner to his great relief, and now lies in
+Frankfort prison where his German brother chef has visited him! The
+French of course are a brave nation, but I daresay the poor cook was
+more at home with his pots and pans than with bayonets and rifles!
+
+No papers! no letters! no news! no chance of escape! Two men were put
+in prison yesterday for laughing at Germany. Two Russians were stopped
+in a motor car, and when arms were found upon them they were put up
+against a wall and shot.
+
+_August 22nd._--Altheim has gone mad with joy over the victory near
+Metz. Church bells chime and German children sing "Deutschland über
+Alles" _ad nauseam_; and the Kur Haus and all private dwellings are
+draped with bunting. Red Cross people are busy preparing for the
+wounded--sewing classes are held every day in Bad Haus 8, and the
+doctors are full of work. Mr. S----, a young Englishman, formerly in
+the army, has been arrested, and also the hall-porter of the "Grand,"
+and two English valets.
+
+_August 24th._--A terrible day! First of all Käthchen announced with
+complacency and obvious triumph, that there had been a great victory
+"ganz herrlich!" and that an English Cavalry Brigade had been cut to
+pieces at Lunéville, and that those who were not killed had "run
+away"! Of course I did not believe this, but it made one terribly
+anxious. Then in came Miss H---- saying that two men of our little
+colony had been arrested and taken to the police-station, whence after
+examination they were to be sent to Frankfurt. At the Polizei Amt the
+Officials exhibited the results of their _Kultur_ by being rude and
+rough to the unfortunate people arrested. A Polish woman whose son had
+been made prisoner sobbed and cried, whereupon the grim old inspector
+came into the room and said sternly: "Kein Frauen Jammer hier!"
+ordering her out of the room. I was in the Park Strasse and heard some
+Germans chuckling and saying: "Zwei Engländer sind verhaftet" (two
+Englishmen are arrested), looked round, and saw two of our little
+community, both service men, following each other in Einspänners, each
+surrounded by soldiers and fixed bayonets. It was anything but a
+pleasing sight to me!
+
+_August 25th._--The clouds are lifting, thank God! Cheering news has
+come that we are to be allowed to leave this delightful country in
+eight days' time; most likely we shall have to travel either by way of
+Switzerland or Denmark. Those sagacious personages in Berlin seem to
+imagine that the secrets of the Rhine fortresses will reveal
+themselves to us as we go by! What a compliment to our powers of
+clairvoyance!
+
+Fraulein G---- has just been in to see me. Usually she is a most
+pleasant, gentle little woman, kind and charming; now she is full of
+scorn and hatred of England. She says the Englishmen were arrested
+because they were heard to say that German papers were "full of lies."
+"So they are," said I, "and you can go now and get me arrested too."
+"Oh, no," said she, "I would not tell on _you_!" In spite of her
+magnanimity I cannot think our interview was a success. We argued
+until I said, "If we are to remain friends, we must not discuss the
+war. I _can_not think England wrong, and as a loyal German you think
+Germany right. Don't let us talk about it any more."
+
+The "Frankfurter Zeitung" declares that no workmen in England will
+fight for their country, only the "mercenaries" who are well paid to
+risk their lives. Oh, this life is hard to bear! Such intense,
+frightful hatred speaks in every look, in every action of our enemies.
+It is consoling to remember that their own Nietzsche says: "One does
+not hate as long as one dis-esteems, and only when one esteems an
+equal or superior."
+
+_August 26th._--A chauffeur at the Bellevue was arrested to-day and
+taken to Frankfort. He is only twenty, a Glasgow lad, and absolutely
+harmless.
+
+I am so sick of "Heil Dir im Sieger Kranz" that as the children pass
+my villa shouting it or "Was ist des Deutschen Vaterland?" I go out on
+my balcony and retaliate by singing "Rule Britannia." Small children
+with flags and paper cocked hats, toy swords and tiny drums march
+through the streets, day after day, singing patriotic songs, whilst
+(poor dears!) their fathers are being slaughtered in thousands. No
+reverses are ever reported in the German papers, nothing but victories
+appear, and Germans are treated like children. If it were not for the
+"Corriere della Sera" we should be tempted to believe the Allies in a
+bad way. The "beehrte gäste" departed this morning. At the station a
+band played, flags were waved, and every American man and woman was
+presented with a small white book which contained the telegrams which
+passed between the belligerent nations at the beginning of the war.
+Again we hear that Copenhagen is to be our destination.
+
+[Illustration: IN POLYNESIEN
+(The German idea of an Australian)]
+
+_August 27th._--I saw Dr. G---- this morning. He begged me to be most
+careful what I said. Two patients of his (English) Levantines were
+talking on the Terrace, and one said to the other, "We had better
+shave off our moustaches, or we shall be taken for military men." They
+were promptly arrested, having been overheard by a spy. We are now
+ordered to get health certificates, which are to go to Frankfort, and
+be forwarded to the military authorities in Berlin. There is an idea
+that we may go away on Tuesday next. We have found out that our
+passports never went to Berlin at all, but are lying at this moment in
+the drawer of that old demon in the "Polizei-Amt."
+
+_August 28th._--Nothing new. The German papers, as usual, full of
+their victories and their piety, and their patriotism, and their
+"Kultur," and goodness knows what not besides. Both Kaisers praising
+each other and distributing iron crosses _ad lib._, early though it be
+in the day. No mention of English troops or England, except to abuse
+the "Verflüchte" English.
+
+A train of wounded men arrived yesterday, and bandaged and lame
+soldiers are to be seen limping about the town, looking ghastly pale
+and ill. At the Lazarett behind the "Prince of Wales' Hotel" there are
+many sad cases. The Red Cross Society has made every provision for
+their comfort and happiness possible. Sheets have been hemmed, pillow
+cases sewn, bandages got ready. The Germans, however, are chary of
+admitting English women to share their labours, and those who go and
+offer to help meet with a very chilly reception.
+
+_August 29th._--An account has come of the battle of St. Quentin. The
+"Frankfurter Zeitung" calls it "decisive," and says that the German
+army has cut off the English army from its base.
+
+_August 30th._--Joy at last! Even the "Frankfurter Zeitung"
+acknowledges that there has been a fight in the North Sea, and that we
+have sunk German ships, but, of course, it was "overpowering numbers
+and larger ships" that did it, and the Germans covered themselves with
+glory as usual. I came home and hung out my flag, the best I could do,
+a red silk dressing jacket, lined with white, and draped over a blue
+silk parasol, which I tied knob out, to look like a pole.
+
+On our church door to-day was posted a typewritten notice: "We have
+smashed your army on the French Continent,(!) and we will smash _you
+too_ if you dare to ring your bell!"
+
+_August 31st._--I heard a small boy singing to-day:
+
+ "Wo liegt Paris, Paris liegt Hier,
+ Den fingen drauf' Das nehmen Wir."
+
+I pray it may not prove prophetic, but they all talk of occupying
+Paris as a certainty, and the German Emperor has invited a number of
+his Generals to dine with him there on the 12th of September. I hear
+that a doctor went into the Prince of Wales' Hotel to-day, and saw
+stuck up in the hall the words: "Das Seegefecht in der Nordsee" (in
+which of course we were victorious). He tore it down and stamped on
+it. An altruistic German waiter thinking to please the English guests
+had put the first sheet of the "Frankfurter Zeitung" in a prominent
+position to console them for the many defeats we are supposed to have
+had. John Burns' speech at the Albert Hall is reported in full in the
+German newspapers, headed "Eine Rede des ehemaligen Englischen
+Minister, John Burns. England gegen seine wahren interessen" (a speech
+of the former English minister,[2] John Burns. England against her
+true interests). No passports yet! No release! This suspense is
+wearing!
+
+ [Footnote 2: This speech I have since learnt was an absolute
+ invention.]
+
+_September 1st._--The sentimentality of the Germans is amazing! They
+cannot even insert a simple notice of a death on the battlefield
+without this sickly parade, "Heute starb den Heldentod furs Vaterland,
+unser innigste-geliebter einziger Sohn," etc. Always a "hero's death"
+and "for his Fatherland." A fresh "Bekanntmachung" has appeared, we
+prisoners of war are not to leave the town, not to stand in groups
+("rotten" they call it) talking in the streets, to be in our houses at
+9 p.m., etc. Two ex-Frankfort prisoners have been sent for by the
+Chief of the Police accused of indiscreet talking. "I hear," said the
+great man, "you say you were fed on nothing but bread and water in
+prison." "No," said Mr. ----, "I had soup in the middle of the day,
+and coffee and bread at night, and in the morning." "Then why do you
+tell lies!" Such utter childishness, to believe every scrap of unkind
+gossip!
+
+_September 2nd._--We are buoyed up with hope, as they talk of our
+getting away this week! It _will_ be delightful to leave this
+perpetual bell-ringing and flag-waving and Vaterlandslieder behind us!
+
+_September 3rd._--The whole of Altheim went mad last night,
+processions, bands, marchings all night, and such a noise that at last
+a nurse had to come out from the Lazarett near the Park and beg the
+revellers to think of the poor wounded sick, and spare them. No one
+could sleep! The last blow has come, our church is closed!
+
+_September 4th._--Despair! The American Ambassador at Berlin has
+telegraphed that we English are not to leave! The Russians are going,
+but our treatment is retaliatory, because they say England is
+detaining German women, and Russia lets them go. To make all worse
+Fraulein S----, tired of keeping me so long for nothing, has given me
+notice to quit at the moment when for three days I have had no greater
+fortune than 2_d._ in my pocket. Where I am to go, or who will take me
+in without money I can't imagine! The American Ambassador in Berlin
+and Mr. Ives, the American Vice-Consul at Frankfort, are working
+untiringly and most kindly for us. We do not complain of actual harsh
+treatment, although to be turned adrift in the world without money by
+one whose tenant I had been for five years is hardly kind. However,
+war is war undoubtedly. Mr. Ives is from the Southern States, Mr.
+H----, his Chief, from the Northern. The Scotch chauffeur has been
+released after a week in prison. He looks pale and dispirited, "a
+sadder," and no doubt "a wiser man."
+
+_September 5th._--The "Times" of the 5th August has turned up in
+Altheim. It has gone the round of our little community until such a
+worn, creased remnant reached me, that I had much ado to keep it
+together until I could master its contents. One felt a second Rip Van
+Winkle, awaking after a long sleep, our world being so confined here.
+At last I have discovered how to get money from England. One writes to
+the American Embassy in Berlin, and encloses a telegram (with postal
+order for the same) to one's banker in London, instructing him to pay
+the sum of money wanted to the American Embassy in London, to be
+forwarded through their kind offices to the Embassy in Berlin. The
+telegram to be written on a sheet of foolscap paper, with the full
+name and address of the sender, and the name also of the nearest
+American Consul. No letters can be sent through this channel.
+
+_September 6th._--No church now! Even that taken from us! The
+American Vice-Consul has been here, and still thinks that we may get
+away in a fortnight. We are sick with hoping and being disappointed.
+The German Press full of the most virulent abuse of England,
+"treacherous," "hypocritical," "lying," "cowardly," "boastful," there
+is no bad name they don't call her! Russia and France and Belgium get
+no lashings of scorn and fury and hatred such as England does! At last
+the account of Sir Edward Goschen's interviews with Von Jagow and
+Bethmann Hollweg has appeared in the German papers. I had read it all
+in the "Corriere della Sera" long ago. They talk of stopping Italian
+papers in Germany since they are pro-English (in German, "lying").
+
+Most of my English friends here went to the German church to-day. The
+Pfarrer pointed out to his congregation how clearly God had favoured
+their cause, how victory had followed victory, the virtuous, religious
+people triumphing over the wicked, ungodly nations. Then he spoke of
+the day so near when Germany should annihilate the "Macht von
+England," and teach her when crushed and humbled "die Wahrheit,"
+Religion and Morality! Humph!
+
+_September 7th._--Wonder of wonders! no bell-ringing to-day, nor
+processions of singing youngsters, so we hope there is a lull in the
+"Sieges."
+
+Miss H---- went last week to have her hair washed, and during the
+process her hair-dresser remarked casually to her, "We shall be in
+Paris in a day or two, and in London in another week, and when we have
+conquered England as well as France you will all have to learn to
+speak German." This shows the amazing conceit and arrogance of the
+people. Poor, ignorant things, they are quite hoodwinked by their
+rulers--and even look forward to seeing their Kaiser "Emperor of
+Europe"! One day we read that a bag has been made of 30,000 Russians,
+the next that the number was understated, and that it is 70,000. As
+for Belgians and French, every day 10,000 men and guns _ad lib._ are
+captured, and the poor silly people believe it all. Villas and streets
+are still beflagged, and by this time we know every patriotic song in
+the "Vaterlandslieder" book by heart. One tries to be plucky, but our
+hearts are very sad just now.
+
+Paris seems doomed, and apparently the French have abandoned hope
+too, since Poincaré and his Cabinet have gone to Bordeaux. The German
+Press call him a "Feiger" (Coward).
+
+_September 9th._--Unaccountably the forward march seems to have been
+checked, although we don't know why. Maubeuge has fallen, and of
+course the usual bell-ringing and bunting and singing has celebrated
+the victory. We cannot understand what our troops are doing. There is
+no mention of them in the German papers, only columns of sneers and
+abuse of England.
+
+_September 10th._--A rumour has reached us that the Crown Prince has
+been captured, and that the enemy is retreating. No official
+confirmation has come to hand however; but the flags are down at last,
+and the jangling of bells has ceased, and we have not heard
+"Deutschland über Alles" for twenty-four hours, "Gott sei Dank"!
+Prince Joachim is wounded, and he has sent a telegram worded after the
+manner of his dear Papa, thanking God who in His goodness permitted
+him to be wounded for his beloved Fatherland. I wonder what Frederick
+the Great would have thought of these boastful warriors. We English
+are looked upon with horror as the brutal barbarians who use dum dum
+bullets, and Sir Edward Grey's dignified disclaimer is reported under
+the polite heading "Grey leugnet" (Grey lies).
+
+_September 11th._--Nothing new in the situation, but we rejoice to see
+grave faces and groups looking solemn in the streets, and talking in
+subdued voices, and thank God! we hear no bell-ringing! Everything
+cheering we read in the "Corriere della Sera" is denied in the
+"Frankfurter Zeitung" or given as a production of the "Lügen Fabrik"
+(manufactory of lies).
+
+_September 12th._--The Germans seem depressed, no flags, no bands, and
+although there is a notice posted up in the town to say that the Crown
+Prince has achieved another victory, there is evidently something
+unsatisfactory in the background to counterbalance this. I draw
+deductions from the "Frankfurter Zeitung," which has a bitter article
+entitled "Torheiten" (Folly), and which speaks of the "Kindische
+Freudengeheul" (childish howls of joy) of the English and French
+Press, because "ein parr Kalonnen deutscher Soldaten ein Stuck weges
+zurückgezogen haben" (two columns of German soldiers had withdrawn a
+bit of the way back). Then the writer contrasts the boastful words
+("prahlender wörte") of England with the self-restraint and pious calm
+and virtuous behaviour of Germany. One has only to look at the
+postcards in the Park Strasse to see which of the combatants is
+boastful. England is drawn as ignominiously lying on the ground (when
+she isn't running away) and Germany invariably is kicking or thrashing
+her.
+
+People are less friendly than at first, though the bath attendants,
+people in the Inhalatorium, and doctors are most kind. I had tea at
+Müller's with Miss H---- the other day. There were at least thirty
+empty chairs in the tea-room, but a German woman marched up to the
+chair on which I had laid my daily newspaper, and ordered me to take
+it off, as she must have my chair! She was stout and ugly, and had a
+way of doing her hair which, as a writer says, "alone would have
+proved impeccable virtue in the face of incriminating circumstantial
+evidence." For all their "Kultur" Germans are gross, and to the last
+degree inartistic. Their "_nouveau art_" is repulsive; their dressing
+outrageously ugly, and their cooking atrocious. I have watched them
+here year after year tramping up and down the shady walks stolidly
+drinking, wearing garments of ingeniously devised ugliness and blind
+to "_l'inutile beauté_." There is no variety of type nor individuality
+of person in either men or women. These worthy _Hausfrauen_ have no
+grace of dainty frills, diaphanous lace or rustling petticoats. They
+are obviously and incontestably of the class described by a witty
+writer to whom "a lace petticoat is as much a badge of infamy as a
+cigarette on the stage." The German proletariat cannot be susceptible
+to externals, else the universal sad-coloured skirt, the ill-fitting
+blouse and the ugly hat worn by his women-folk could not find favour
+in his eyes.
+
+Life in Altheim has changed under war conditions. The Kur Haus is
+closed, there are no teas on the Terrace or promenadings to the
+strains of Grieg or Strauss, or theatrical performances. The German
+Kur-Gäste have left, and only the Russian, English and a few Belgian
+prisoners of war remain. Russians here are chiefly of a very low
+class. Most of the women go about bareheaded, and all are rough and
+unkempt and dirty-looking. I fancy some of them have suffered much
+privation, but happily their order of release has come. They will have
+to travel by Denmark, Sweden and across to Petrograd. The weather is
+autumnal, and they have only summer clothes, like us. We cannot help
+them, having so little money ourselves. I have had to borrow twice,
+and tried to sell my jewellery without success, but I have developed a
+latent and unsuspected talent for laundry work. The pretty summer
+shops in the Park Strasse are now closed, and the sound of beating
+mattresses is heard everywhere; the blinds of most of the villas are
+drawn down, and the families having no longer lodgers have descended
+to their winter quarters on the ground floor. Only a few _einspänners_
+are left, as both _Kutschers_ and horses are gone to meet a
+"Heldentod" for their Fatherland.
+
+One sees white-capped nurses and Red Cross Ambulance men and wounded
+and bandaged warriors everywhere. When recovered, the soldiers get
+three days leave to visit their families, and then return to the
+Front. Poor souls! Shops are chiefly tended by women nowadays, and
+the German Frau is not a capable shopkeeper like the French woman. A
+"Drogerie" here is presided over by the wife of the man who owns it,
+in his absence at the war. She is a gentle, rather pretty creature,
+but amazingly slow and stupid. If tooth-powder be asked for, she
+mounts a ladder, searches among a hundred bottles, shakes her head
+despairingly, and wonders where her "Mann" has put it. Outside her
+Küche and house, the German woman does not shine, but she is a
+faithful unselfish wife, and a good and affectionate mother. Mr. Ives
+thinks we shall certainly get away next week. I hope so! The weather
+is cold and rainy, and there is no fire-place in my room.
+
+_September 13th._--The Altheim daily papers complain that they are
+inundated with foolish questions over the telephone. "Ist Namur
+belgisch oder französisch?" (Is Namur Belgian or French?)
+
+"Gehen die Schottländer wirklich mit nackten Beinen in die Schlacht?"
+(Do the Highlanders really go into battle with naked legs?)
+
+"Wie lange wird es ungefähr dauern, bis die Deutschen Paris
+eingenommen haben?" (How long will it be before the Germans have
+taken Paris?) and so on.
+
+_September 14th._--Again rumours of our going, but even though release
+will be most welcome, we all dread the journey. Terrible tales come to
+us of the treatment meted out to foreigners crossing the frontier.
+Many English were turned out of Wiesbaden and sent here. At F---- they
+had their luggage searched, and the ladies of the party were stripped
+to the skin by women who even combed their hair to see if by any
+ingenuity they had concealed plans and drawings in the puffs and
+coils, two soldiers with fixed bayonets mounting guard meanwhile
+outside. No doubt we shall remember this journey to the end of our
+lives, but what can you expect from a people whose Prophet Nietzsche
+says, "What is more harmful than any vice? Pity for the weak and
+helpless--Christianity!"
+
+_September 15th._--The singular absence of humour of the Germans often
+amuses me. I think it was Palmerston who described Germany as "that
+land of damned Professors." They are all so desperately in earnest,
+and their "Kultur" is so serious, that jokes and fun seem like
+blasphemy. My penury has again been relieved by Mr. S----'s kind loan
+of £1. Lady M---- came in to tell me that the American Vice-Consul had
+telegraphed to Mr. W---- the good news that we are all to go on
+Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday next. I have heard this story so often
+that I am utterly sceptical. We conclude that things are going badly
+for the enemy, since there is no bell-ringing, and the flags have been
+taken in.
+
+[Illustration: NUR IN LONDON NICHT
+(_But not in London!_)]
+
+_September 16th._--I hear that no men who have served in the Army or
+Navy are to be allowed to go with us. To-day's "Frankfurter Zeitung"
+thinks that England must be at her last gasp, or she would not have
+"barbarians such as Indians, Japanese and _Highlanders_" fighting her
+battles for her! They also declare on "unimpeachable evidence" that
+India is in a state of revolt, and that the Japanese are to be
+despatched at once to quell the rebellion. Any misfortune to the
+British delights them.
+
+_September 17th._--The B----s, who to our envy have received special
+passes to go to Denmark, got as far as Hamburg and then had their
+passports taken from them. The Chaplain and his wife disappeared one
+morning, and we learn that he obtained a special pass on the ground of
+being a clergyman. He was heard to utter something about the "Bishop
+of London," and perhaps that was the talisman. Lady M---- tells me
+that they have arrived in Hamburg, we wonder what their fate will be!
+
+A delightful story has just reached me from an Italian source. In the
+church of a Convent Hospital in France, one of the sisters was
+praying aloud with immense fervour, and when she came to the
+"Confiteor" she said: "C'est ma faute! c'est ma faute! c'est ma très
+grande faute," whereupon uprose a Turco crying out: "Ah! non! ma
+Soeur! c'est la faute à Guilleaume!"
+
+_September 18th._--A letter at last! but only one from the American
+Consul at Frankfort, saying that the Foreign Office wanted to know my
+whereabouts as several friends had inquired about me and my safety. I
+can't imagine why, when America rescued her stranded citizens long
+ago, and sent them money to get home, we should be suffering like
+this. Nothing more about the phantom train! Our nerves are becoming
+wrought up, and we are developing unexpectedly irritable and
+argumentative natures. The weather is amazingly windy and horribly
+cold, one shivers in summer garments, and cannot afford to buy warmer
+things. A leading article in the "Frankfurter Zeitung" gives us a
+grain of comfort, since it is headed "Geduld und Zuversicht" (patience
+and confidence), and begins,
+
+"In consequence of the victorious news of the first weeks, those
+remaining at home had become accustomed to constant victories, and
+the pause in the news of the battlefield of the West is a great trial
+of patience." Long may that trial last! On the whole we ought to be
+thankful that we are in Hesse and not in Prussia. The Hessians are a
+simple, kindly people, pleasant, and good tempered. I have known
+Germany well for eighteen years. When first we travelled in the
+Fatherland I found each Duchy, or Kingdom, or Principality, devoted to
+its own particular Ruler, and little outside it mattered to its
+people. Nowadays there are no Hessians or Würtembergers, not even
+Saxons or Bavarians, but all are Germans, and for one photograph of
+the Grand Duke of Hesse and his Duchess you will see here one hundred
+of "Unser Kaiser" and "Unsere Kaiserin." They have become
+Imperialists, and the ambitious spirit which animates them is shown by
+the act of a soldier at Liège who chalked up on a wall: "Kaiser
+Wilhelm the Second, Emperor of Europe."
+
+I have now 2_d._ left in the world, and have not taken my inhalation
+for two days, not being able to pay for it. The money I telegraphed
+for has not yet come, and life seems very difficult! I think of the
+old lines:
+
+ "'Tis a very good world we live in,
+ To lend, or to spend, or to give in;
+ But to beg, or to borrow, or get a man's own,
+ 'Tis the very worst world that ever was known."
+
+_September 19th._--At the eleventh hour and when I seemed at the end
+of my resources, help came from a most unexpected quarter! I can never
+cease to be grateful for the goodness and kindness which relieved my
+distress. The Germans look downcast, the Russians jubilant. How
+paternal this Government is no one who has not lived in Germany can
+imagine. For instance, above the nearest pillar box I saw a notice
+written "Don't forget address and stamps!"
+
+_September 20th._--Our passports are now in the hands of the military
+authorities at Frankfort, and Mr. Ives, the American Vice-Consul, is
+doing all in his power to get us leave to go. The Superintendent of
+the Inhalatorium is most kind and sympathetic. She inquired why I had
+not been there for three days, and when I told her "Gar kein Geld" (no
+money) was the cause, she cried with real feeling, "Schrecklich!"
+(terrible). Any thing to do with money or the want of it appeals to
+the Teutonic mind, although the Germans sneer at us for being a nation
+of shopkeepers. There are two words we hope never to hear again,
+"Kultur" and "Unser." "Unser Deutschland," "Unser Kaiser," "Unser
+Kultur." How weary and trite are these! What an extraordinary mixture
+the Germans are, brave, conceited, sentimental, prosaic, patriotic,
+and yet no people so soon lose their national characteristics, and
+become citizens of another country as Germans. Many of their
+intellectual poses are absolutely morbid. They adore Ibsen as a
+playwright and despise Goldsmith and Sheridan; they worship Gauguin,
+and the school of Impressionists, and have little appreciation
+nowadays for pre-Raphaelitism. They are intensely and truly musical,
+and it is amazing, taking into consideration their extraordinary lack
+of humour, that they should be such accomplished students of
+Shakespeare, but of real wit or humour the German possesses not an
+atom. Take, for instance, the modern novels of Suderman, of Rudolph
+Herzog, of Rudolph Stratz, of Bernard Kellerman, of Paul Heyse, and
+you will find intense seriousness, tragedy, pathos, masterly drawing
+of character, and absolutely no fun from cover to cover. As for the
+"Fliegende Blätter," the German "Punch," it is the sickliest imitation
+of humour possible to conceive. Foremost in science, the German is yet
+a neophyte in the graces and arts of life. What cooking! what clothes!
+
+_September 22nd._--If we may believe such good news we are to be
+released from this irksome life, and set at liberty next Saturday. Our
+joy is much damped, however, by hearing that none of the men are to be
+allowed to leave, and, of course, their wives stay with them. Mr. Ives
+has made a special journey to Berlin on behalf of our poor men, but
+the authorities are obdurate.
+
+People say that the loss of life in this terrible war is beyond belief
+as far as the Germans are concerned. To hide this the Emperor requests
+that no one shall wear mourning for the dead until the war is over.
+Also, no complete catalogues of casualties are issued, only lists for
+each kingdom, or duchy, so that the bulk of the people have no idea of
+the waste of life. The wounded being so numerous, the doctors now have
+little time to attend to them on the spot, and therefore they are put
+into trains and sent off to "Lazaretts" sometimes before even their
+wounds are washed. A Belgian lady who had a special police permit to
+go to Frankfort, returned this afternoon in a train full of wounded
+soldiers. One of these was put into her carriage. He had been badly
+shot in the arm; his sleeve was soaked with blood, and that had
+coagulated; his wound had never been washed, and French earth was
+still on his boots, and yet he had been sent in this condition from
+Rheims to Giessen!
+
+_September 23rd._--Terrible news! A telegram was posted up in the town
+this morning, saying that three English "Panzerkreuzers" had been sunk
+by one German submarine. Of course the church bells pealed, and the
+flags came out, and the children sang "Nun danket alle Gott," because
+950 brave Englishmen had gone under. We are much depressed, and our
+depression is aggravated by the want of occupation here. We dare not
+sketch for fear of being "verhaftet" (arrested). It is no good writing
+because every scrap of paper will be taken from us on the frontier;
+nobody I know plays bridge, and so I read and walk all day long. Miss
+H---- tells me that a rude young clerk in the "Löwen-Apotheke" refused
+to talk English to her this morning, "You will have to learn German
+now, because we shall be in London within a fortnight," said he! No
+German I have yet known foresees any other result of this war but
+success. The Fatherland Commissariat, according to the Italian papers,
+leaves much to be desired. The unfortunate soldiers are almost
+starving, and often live for days together on raw carrots, turnips,
+herbs, or any other vegetable they can root up out of the ground. The
+doctors are puzzled because men have died of such seemingly slight
+wounds. One case seemed so incomprehensible that an autopsy was
+decided on, and a raw root with fragments of earth upon it was found
+in the poor creature's stomach. The Russians left at 5 a.m. this
+morning, men and women. It is more than hard that our poor men should
+be left behind. Lady M----, who has been ill, and her daughter, an
+invalid lady, and her maid, were given special passes to go a couple
+of days ago. Miss M---- and Miss G---- went to the police station
+armed with these passes, and requested to have their passports back.
+"The Demon" curtly refused. "But you _must_ give them to us," said
+Miss M----. "Don't say _müssen_ to me!" said "the Demon," "_bitten_
+is the word!" (Don't say _must_ to me, _beg_ is the word).
+
+_September 24th._--Joyfully packing! A last meeting was held at the
+"Prince of Wales' Hotel" where kind Mr. S---- presided, and we all
+received instructions for our journey, and our long detained
+passports!
+
+Fifty women and children go. We sleep in Frankfort, and cross from
+Flushing to Folkestone. Oh! that terrible mined sea, and the
+"untersuchung" of the Frontier. I tremble for this Diary, all letters
+I have destroyed.
+
+FRANKFORT, _September 25th._--We are still in the enemy's country of
+course, but have come out of our prison Altheim. All were early at the
+Bahn-Hof. There for the last time, please God! we found our old horror
+the Chief of Police. He had a long paper in his hand, and read out our
+names; "Hamilton?" "Here!" "Your passport?" (which he scrutinised as
+if he had never seen such a thing before), and so on. As we got our
+precious papers back we passed through the barrier, where our tickets
+were clipped, and on to the platform above. The train when it came in
+was crammed with soldiers, and we were advised to wait two hours for
+the next, but (to a woman) we all preferred travelling third, or even
+fourth class, rather than remain another hour where we had suffered so
+much. Miss G---- told me afterwards that she had travelled with two
+German men, who cursed England up and down, using the most horrible
+language about her.
+
+Presently a wounded soldier came into the carriage, and they asked him
+where he had been fighting. "On the Western Frontier," said he.
+
+"With the French?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Did you see the English?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Of course not! They had all run away. Cowards, cowards!"
+
+These are the things which make life so unendurable in an enemy's
+land. I was sent here to the "Hessicher-Hof," which, although it
+masquerades under another name, I had no difficulty in recognising as
+the former "Englischer-Hof." Miss H---- went to the "Hotel Bristol,"
+and when she got there found over the door the one word "Hotel." What
+we women should have done without the able committee who arranged all
+details for us with such kindness and thoroughness, I cannot imagine.
+
+_September 28th._--There were few tears shed when we steamed out of
+Frankfort two days ago on our way to home and freedom. It was
+wonderful to feel that we might talk above a whisper in the
+railway-carriage; amazing that we had not to scrutinize carefully
+every corner to be sure no spies lurked there, and most delightful of
+all to know that we had got beyond the reach of the Demon of the
+Burg-Strasse. Egotistically enough we went over in retrospect our
+anxieties, disappointments and miseries. Should we ever get rid of
+that evil shadow, we wondered, which had darkened so cruelly two weary
+months of our lives!
+
+Now and then we looked out of the windows with distaste--agreed that
+the outskirts of Frankfort were hideous with their obtrusive and
+insistent collection of factory chimneys; and shuddered at the distant
+and beautiful background of mountain and forest, to us so teeming
+with painful memories. We exclaimed at the unsightliness of the huge
+skeleton lettering proclaiming to all the world that a _maschinen-Fabrik_
+was below. Even when we entered a bucolic region of modest gardens and
+saw nothing more aggressive than cabbages and turnips, we turned away
+from the sight with aversion. Yet the villages are picturesque enough,
+and so are the towns. Timber-framed and gabled houses, steeply pitched
+red roofs and stunted grey and mossy church spires, certainly make no
+unpleasing picture. In happier days I have admired the grape-vines
+meandering over the whitewashed cottages, and marvelled at the
+monotony of taste which furnished every window-ledge with exactly four
+pots of scarlet geraniums. Now, nothing pleased us that was German;
+scenery, architecture or people! "This," we said to ourselves, is "the
+sunny Rhineland through which we are passing, and we see no obvious
+signs as we go by of the struggle which is devastating Belgium and
+menacing France." At the first station, however, we realised that
+Germany was indeed at war. Red Cross nurses seemed everywhere. Long
+tables were spread with snowy cloths and bore coffee urns, zwiebacks,
+hörnchen and huge bowls of steaming soup ready for the poor wounded as
+they pass through. Now and then pale bandaged faces looked out at us
+from passing trains, and men on crutches hobbled by, and the horrors
+of mutilating war came home to us all. At Goch we had to show our
+passports, and have our luggage examined, but the reality proved not
+nearly so bad as our imaginings, and on the whole the officials were
+kind and courteous compared to our Altheim demon. The sun was setting
+blood-red behind a distant line of black forest when we left Goch and
+our enemies and imprisonment behind us and entered the Land of Promise.
+
+We had all been saddened in the morning to learn that Mr. Ives'
+strenuous efforts to get permission for the men left behind to go
+soon, had met with a curt refusal from the Commandant at Frankfort.
+"When England returns our men, not before, and she had better be quick
+about it," said he. But how true is Rochefoucauld's cynical
+epigram--"Nous avons tous assez de force pour supporter les maux
+d'Autrui!" Even our sympathy with, and sorrow for, those left in
+Altheim could not damp the joy we felt to be free again; and when we
+quitted Goch, the German frontier station, I thought how blessed would
+be that day when "They shall beat their swords into ploughshares and
+their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up a sword
+against nation, neither shall they learn war any more. But they shall
+sit every man under his vine and under his fig-tree; and none shall
+make them afraid."
+
+
+
+
+ GERMAN TRAVEL NOTES
+
+ "TAKIN' NOTES"
+
+
+He who knows his Rhine and loves it must take of its charms in small
+doses, or satiety is the outcome. There are those, of course, who can
+travel from Dan to Beersheba and cry, "'Tis all barren"; but the
+ordinarily intelligent traveller may find much to delight and interest
+on the banks of the Rhine, always provided that he suits his mood to
+his environment, and takes but little of Rhine scenery at a time. For
+surely between Coblentz and Bingen there is an iteration as regards
+castles and ruins which is downright wearisome. Do we not between
+these points find Lahneck, Marksburg, Sterrenberg, Liebenstein, The
+Mouse, Rheinfels, The Cat, Schönburg, Gutenfels, The Pfalz, Stahleck,
+Furstenberg, Hohneck, Sooneck, Falkenburg, Rheinstein, and Ehrenfels?
+
+Moreover, there is an affinity of form and colour and, indeed, of
+situation between all these which produces the effect of perpetual
+repetition. And we owe Byron a grudge for having written such trite
+words as "the castled crag" in relation to the Rhine, since no
+commonplace mind of the present day acquainted with his works but has
+fallen back on "the castled crag" to describe Drachenfels or Marksburg
+or Rheinfels, because, forsooth, its own English is too limited to
+supply a better adjective. So it is that conventional and inadequate
+English is perpetuated and individual force and expression are lost
+because people accept the ideas of others and will not seek language
+to convey their own.
+
+All of which above prosing is the result of a day on the Rhine when
+the thermometer registered 74° to 84° in the shade, and a white vapour
+hid the banks of the river from Köln till close on Bonn. At Bonn a
+huge party of "personally-conducted" American tourists came on board.
+Their sharp, keen, eager, shrewd faces and shrill voices proclaimed
+their nationality at the outset. They were all obviously outside the
+pale of Society, and their thirst for information and keen interest in
+their surroundings were amazing. One learned before long that they had
+"done" the Paris Exhibition and meant to have a "look in" at most
+European countries before sailing from Naples. They took the whole
+ship into their confidence before a quarter of an hour had passed; and
+we shared alike in thrilling intelligences conveyed through the medium
+of Baedeker's pages. "The castled crag" resounded from one end of the
+boat to the other; and as for Roland and Hildegunde, the tragedy of
+their lives was discussed, and exclaimed over, and lamented, until,
+happily, a bend of the river hid Nonnenwerth from sight.
+
+In emphatic contrast to the nervous alertness of the Yankee was the
+spectacle of the middle-class German and his ways. He sat by his
+plain, stout, ill-dressed Frau, with his back to the scenery, and ate.
+Occasionally he spoke in monosyllables: more often he drank; but the
+end and object of his Rhine trip seemed to be that of consuming as
+much food as lay within the limits of possibility. What Nemesis has in
+store for him and those of his manner of life I can only imagine!
+
+At a table near us sat three women and two men. Directly we left Köln
+a waiter set forth trays in front of them laden with coffee,
+zwiebacks, hörnchens, and eggs. This meal over, they sat sleepily
+blinking their eyes, whisking away flies, and mopping the moisture
+from their faces until the sound of "Eis! meine Herrschaften!" "Bier!
+meine Herrschaften!" roused them from their lethargy. Ices and beer
+and cherries and peaches successively filled up the weary hours until
+"the tocsin of the soul, the dinner bell," carried joy to their
+hearts. I can never forget the rapturous look of anticipation and
+satisfaction which those stolid middle-class Teutonic countenances
+wore when "Mittagsessen" was announced. They shook off their normal
+and habitual torpidity, and cheerfully elbowed their neighbours,
+nearly tumbling down the companion-ladder in their eagerness to be
+first in the field. They lost no time over the unlovely detail of
+tucking a corner of their napkins down their necks, and smoothing its
+folds over their protuberant persons; and they studied the
+Speise-Karte with a conscientiousness that was worthy of a better
+cause.
+
+Dinner began with a tolerably good soup, followed by tough roast beef,
+cut in thick slices and garnished with carrots, peas and beans. Next
+came veal, equally uneatable, and then a surprise in the shape of
+Rhine salmon; after which followed chicken, salad, and _compôte_.
+Finally, a stodgy pudding, sufficiently satisfying, and dessert. Not
+one item of the menu was neglected by the five. They calmly and
+conscientiously and readily ate through the Speise-Karte from start to
+finish. Then they returned to deck, only to order coffee and ices, and
+called for a bottle of champagne, three of light Rhine wine, and a
+plateful of peaches; out of which they brewed a cup, ladling it from a
+Taunus ware bowl into their long Munich glasses, and sipping it lazily
+all the afternoon between such trifles as Kuchen and fresh relays of
+cherries. They ate and drank from Köln to Bingen with rare intervals
+of dozing, and I never once saw any of the party take the faintest
+interest in the Rhine, so far as its banks were concerned.
+
+It was a relief to turn from such grossness to its antithesis in the
+shape of two American ladies who sat near us. They were
+well-preserved, well-bred spinsters under forty. Everything about them
+was dainty and exquisitely neat. I likened them in my mind to bowls of
+dried rose-leaves--the freshness gone, the perfume left. Such was
+their intense and intelligent interest in travel that, rather than
+lose a timber-framed village or historic castle, a vineyard or
+watch-tower, they abstained from lunch and picnicked lightly on deck
+off tea and eggs and hörnchen. They knew the legends of the Rhine as
+you and I know (or ought to know) our Prayer-Books. They had studied
+the history of Germany, and mastered the intricacies alike of the
+Thirty Years' War and of the Hohenzollern pedigree; and they talked
+well, expressing their ideas in good Saxon words; at times, perhaps a
+trifle pedantic, but never offensively so.
+
+As the day wore on the temperature became almost overpowering. The
+water reflected a blinding glare, and a heat like that of a burning
+fiery furnace was radiated from the engines. I was wondering whether a
+hammock in a cool English garden would not have been more desirable,
+when I heard a plaintive, uneducated American voice behind me ask a
+question of its mate which exactly embodied my own unuttered
+sentiments:
+
+"What _I_ want to know, Jake, is: Is this pleasure, or ain't it? Did
+we come here to enjoy ourselves, or what?"
+
+JAKE: "Wall, I guess you ain't used to travelling around, my dear, and
+you don't understand it. Oh, yes" (with an obvious effort), "this is
+real fust-class pleasure, this is!"
+
+MRS. JAKE: "Wall, I'm darned! I'd as lief be in our store."
+
+JAKE: "Sakes alive! You _do_ surprise me! Think what Keren-Happuch
+Jones will say when you mention casual on your return something that
+happened when you was sailing up the Rhine. She'll die of envy, she
+will, and spite to think you've seen more'n her."
+
+MRS. JAKE (cheered somewhat): "Wall, I reckon, Jake, there's summat in
+that. Keren-Happuch don't like anyone to do what she don't do."
+
+JAKE: "And then, my dear, think of your noo bonnet from Paris! That'll
+be another pill for Keren-Happuch to swallow."
+
+MRS. JAKE: "My! Yes! I don't think much of Europe, anyway, but I could
+never have bought that bonnet in Baltimore. But, Jake, do look on the
+map and tell me when we get to Heidelberg."
+
+JAKE: "It ain't any good my lookin', my dear, for I wasn't raised to
+these sort of things, and I'm darned if I know where to find it."
+
+A groan from Mrs. Jake, followed by: "Wall, I reckon when I find
+myself again in No. 9, Mount Mascal Street, I won't want to go
+travelling around even to cut out Keren-Happuch Jones."
+
+I came to the rescue at this point, and showed the good lady where
+Heidelberg lay. She was a hard-featured, plain woman of some
+thirty-eight summers, her hair was dragged back uncompromisingly from
+her forehead, and there were no "adulteries of art" about either
+coiffure or costume.
+
+"You see," she said apologetically, "Jake here and me are travelling
+around, and the only way we can get on is to ask for a ticket to a
+place, and never stop travelling till we get there. We speak German
+all right because my parents were Germans, and Jake was born in
+Germany; but he don't know much about it because he was only two years
+old when he left it eight-and-thirty years ago. We thought we'd like
+to see the Paris Exposition, but my! it ain't to be compared to the
+Chicago Exhibition, and as for Paris, it can't come up to Noo York,
+and these river steamers ain't a patch on the Hudson River boats, and
+I don't think much of Europe anyway."
+
+Jake, a good-looking, gentle-mannered man, tried to soften the
+asperity of his wife's strictures without success. He evidently adored
+her.
+
+"The way we travel," resumed Mrs. Jake, "is to think of a place we've
+heard of, and to ask for a ticket to it. Now, we'd heard of Paris and
+Cologne, and Heidelberg, and Baden, and Dresden, and Berlin, and
+Hamburg, but we don't know now how they come--see? So we hev' to go
+cavortin' around to find out which to take next. A gentleman way back
+at Cologne"--she pronounced it "Klon"--"told me Heidelberg came next.
+I quite thought Baden was near Hamburg, and that we should take it
+last; but they tell me it ain't, and that, you see, has upset all our
+calculations. Guess you're a Londoner, anyway; thought so by your
+accent!"
+
+When we left the steamer at Bingen, the last I heard of Mrs. Jake was
+a plaintive moan:
+
+"Guess I don't think much of Europe, anyway, and I wouldn't come
+again, not even to cut out Keren-Happuch!"
+
+
+
+
+ OF SOME FELLOW TRAVELLERS AND THE CATHEDRAL OF MAINZ.
+
+
+"Ja Wohl! Frau Rittergutsbesitzer. I have lived in the Herr
+Professor's house for five-and-thirty years. I have pickled his
+cabbage and preserved his fruit. I have minced with my own hand the
+pork for his sausages before they had mincing-machines in
+Schleswig-Holstein. I have seen personally to the smoking of his hams
+and fish. I make his Apfelkuchen and Nusskuchen myself, and do not buy
+them in the shop, like that lazy Hausfrau opposite us at No 2, who
+comes from that God-forgotten country England, where all the women are
+so badly brought up. I grant you that what I do is no more than the
+duty of every God-fearing German _Haushälterin_; none the less, I do
+not mean all my work to go for nothing, and I will not be ousted by a
+hussy! In the time of the _vielbedauerten_ mother (Frau Regierungsrat
+Lenbach) I had no worries about his matrimonial affairs; she looked
+after those. But _sieh mal_, Frau Riedel, now the care of him is on my
+shoulders. He has no more idea of taking care of himself than a baby!
+He is exactly like that learned man--I think it was our great
+Neander--who was running out of his college one day and ran into a
+cow; so he pulled off his hat and said, '_Gnädige Frau, ich bitte um
+Verzeihung_' ('Gracious lady, I beg your pardon'), and went on; and
+the week after he came tearing round the same corner, thinking, I
+suppose, of those heathen gods and goddesses whose pictures shame a
+modest woman to look at, and he ran up against a lady, so he cried
+out: '_Oh! du dumme Kuh! warum kommst du mir immer in den Weg?_' ('Oh,
+you stupid cow, why will you always get in my way?') Yes, my Herr
+Professor is just like that--quite as stupid, though they call him so
+wise and clever; and what chance has a born innocent like he is
+against a designing spinster of forty-five who makes him presents of
+_Weihnachtstollen_ at Christmas, _Oster-Eier_ at Easter, and
+_Geburtstagstorte_ on his birthday? I ask you what chance of escape a
+poor _Junggeselle_ has?
+
+"Told him she wanted to marry him! Not I. Why, _liebe Frau_, I have
+not lived sixty-five and a half years in this world for nothing! If I
+let him suppose she was in love with him, that would be the very way
+to make him like her. So as I laid the cloth for the Herr Professor's
+_Abendtisch_, I remarked casually that Fräulein Bettine Meyer was not
+at all a bad sort of woman really, and that she had some excellent
+qualities, if only she did not make herself so ridiculous. 'How
+ridiculous?' says he, sitting up. 'What does she do ridiculous, I
+should like to know?' 'Why, wears a false front and curls bought at
+Frau Kölsch's shop,' says I. 'Poor thing, she can't make herself look
+young and beautiful, whatever she does, and Frau Rittmeister Bernstorf
+was laughing at her the other day, and at the high heels and at the
+stuffing the _Schneiderin_ round the corner puts into her gowns to
+cover the angular bones! She would look much more respectable,' said
+I, 'if she would brush her scanty grey locks back, and smooth them
+with pomatum as I do, and wear a black lace _Mütze_ over them, instead
+of making herself the laughing-stock of Schleswig.' And away I walked.
+And the Professor ate no supper that night, and next day he left for
+his _Ferienausflug_, and never called to say good-bye to Fräulein
+Meyer; and so I put the extinguisher on that little candle just as its
+flame was beginning to burn up, and--why! here we are at Mainz."
+
+And this is what I heard, and how I was entertained, in the
+"elektrische Bahn" on my little expedition from Wiesbaden to Mainz. I
+reflected, as I saw the Haushälterin get down heavily with all the
+deliberation of her sixty-five and a half years, that feline amenities
+are much the same in Germany as in England; and I felt sorry for poor
+Fräulein Meyer, who might have given up her small vanities and made
+pancakes and _Apfelkuchen_ for the Professor quite as well in the end
+as the Haushälterin.
+
+The cathedral of Mainz was, of course, the object of our expedition.
+It dominates the city from afar, with its wonderful towers and
+pinnacles, making of Mainz (a commonplace city enough) a thing of
+beauty. From the shores of the Rhine we crossed a wide street planted
+with trees and lined on each hand with modern German houses of pinkish
+stone (covered with heavy sculpture and breaking out into countless
+balconies and bay windows), and soon found ourselves in the
+market-place. And here, indeed, one felt oneself in the Germany of
+bygone days. Instead of pseudo-classic buildings, heavy with
+meaningless ornamentation, we found beautiful old timber-framed
+houses, with deep eaves and wood carvings. On one of these I read:
+
+ Zum Kurfürstlichen
+ Wappen.
+ Erneuert in Jahr
+ des Heils
+ 1899.
+
+It was evidently a Gasthaus of considerable antiquity, and had been
+carefully restored. Close by a Brobdingnagian finger lured the unwary
+to where it pointed--a low doorway above which was inscribed the
+legend: "_Hier essen Sie gut_." The market-place had been dismantled
+of its stalls and umbrellas all but one, which was being furled as we
+arrived on the scene. A couple of men in blue smocks were sweeping up
+the cabbage leaves, straw and refuse, market carts were driving off,
+and smart-looking officers in beautiful uniforms strolled across what
+we English miscall "a square" for want of a better word.
+
+But to get a good view of the exterior of the cathedral was what we
+wanted, and to this end we dived down strange, evil-smelling alleys,
+and went round and round a labyrinth of streets, always expecting to
+see, and never arriving at, the cathedral's façade. At last we
+realised that the quest was hopeless, since the building is so
+surrounded and deformed by commonplace, ugly houses that nothing of it
+but roof and towers can be seen from outside. We entered it at last by
+a narrow lane between poor, ugly houses, an unfit approach indeed to
+this beautiful Romanesque cathedral--one of the four famous Romanesque
+Gothic cathedrals of Germany. The general effect of the interior is
+that of strength, solidity, and simplicity. The grand structural lines
+are noble and pure. There is an entire absence of the florid in
+architecture, and no attempt at all at decoration as one understands
+it in Spanish cathedrals. The tone of the walls and floor is a pinkish
+brown, and the whole church has a warm glowing effect from its
+richly-coloured stone. I could have spared most, if not all, of the
+overladen rococo monuments to the Electors of Mainz, with their
+monstrous records of impossible perfections; but my companion (a
+German lady) thought them beautiful. The whole church struck one as
+rather ill-kept; perhaps the red stone floor had something to do with
+it. Dust and mud do not adhere somehow to an opus Alexandrinum
+pavement. A guide appeared to offer his services, almost obsequiously
+polite in his attentions to the English lady. Whatever their opinions
+may be as to our failings and vices, our shortcomings and our
+iniquities, most Germans are civil to us nowadays.[3] They hate us
+cordially, envy us sincerely, attack us in the press and out of it,
+and are insanely jealous of the people they affect to despise. But
+while the superficial _entente_ lasts, they smile and bow and are
+outwardly polite. I asked an English lady, the widow of a German
+official, if her husband, having married an English wife, did not
+cherish kindlier sentiments towards us than the majority of his
+countrymen. "He died during the Boer war," she said, "and he died in
+the sure and certain hope that England was done for."
+
+ [Footnote 3: This was written before the war.]
+
+Apart from the Domkirche, there is little to see in Mainz, although
+the city is of great antiquity, having been founded by Drusus. It is a
+strongly fortified place, and stood once upon a time a memorable
+siege. There are pleasant walks by the Rhine, beautiful Anlagen, a
+picturesque old tower, and the site of Gutenberg's house to see. The
+Grand Ducal Palace once sheltered Napoleon the First, as did many
+another palace in Germany. The present Grand Duke prefers his palace
+in Darmstadt, the Neue Palais (built by Queen Victoria for Princess
+Alice), and comes little to the ancient city of bygone Electors.
+
+We have fallen into German ways--alarming thought!--and become
+unquestionably alive to the virtues of cafés and Restaurations as a
+wind-up to a day's expedition. At Mainz we discovered a café close to
+the theatre, and sipped coffee and ate _Streuselkuchen_ out of doors
+in the shadow of the cathedral and Gutenberg's statue. A
+pleasant-faced Gretchen brought us miniature Mont Blancs of whipped
+cream on small glass plates, and loitered near us ostensibly
+rearranging a table, but in reality studying our gowns and hats.
+Before we paid our Rechnung, the Haushälterin and Frau Rittergutsbesitzer
+turned up hot and rather cross, having spent their time since we
+parted in futile attempts to match Schleswig-Holstein ribbons with
+those of the sunny Rhineland.
+
+
+
+
+ SCHLANGENBAD.
+
+ GREEN HILLS AND BLUE WATERS.
+
+
+Schlangenbad, although a charmingly pretty spot, is not one to
+fascinate a painter. The landscape is unvaryingly green, and that
+green is too monotonous in tone for effect in a picture. Moreover, it
+lies shut in by hills, and there is no distant horizon to give the
+value of foreground and middle distance. But less critical eyes find
+much to admire in Schlangenbad. The great wide road leading to it from
+Eltville testifies to its former popularity in the days of family
+coaches and postilions. Nowadays an ugly steam tram transports the
+traveller from the Rhine to the "Serpent's Bath," and nearly poisons
+and chokes him _en route_ with the horrible smoke it emits. Half of
+the tram is open to the air at the sides, like a char-a-banc; and when
+we travelled by it a little party of Germans were enjoying an
+_Ausflug_, each man with one eye cocked on the scenery and the other
+on the look-out for a _Bier-garten_.
+
+Next to me sat a student, whose face was so slashed and gashed that it
+reminded one of "Amtshauptmann Weber" (in Reuter's delightful book),
+whose "face looked as if he had sat down upon it on a cane-bottomed
+chair." Opposite the student was a middle-aged fat "Assessor," with a
+small girl in long frilled drawers and short petticoats; and on the
+other side of the gangway were two homely-looking women in
+lead-coloured garments. As we passed through Altdorf the child drew
+her father's attention to a fat goose which waddled away as the tram
+approached. "_Sieh mal, Vater_," said she, "_die schöne Gans_."
+("Look, father, at the beautiful goose.") "O! _die Gans_," said her
+practical and prosaic parent, "_wird viel schöner sein, mein Kind,
+wenn sie gebraten ist_." ("The goose will be much more beautiful, my
+child, when it is roast.") "And has an accompaniment of sage-stuffing
+and apple-sauce," I added, to which he in all serious conviction bowed
+an assent.
+
+The valley up which we journeyed was green and pleasant. There were no
+walls or fences on either side of the road, but trees shaded the
+wayfarer, and his outlook on gardens, bean-poles, orchards, and vines
+was agreeable enough. If he chose to look further afield a silvery
+streak called the Rhine was visible, and beyond that again low blue
+hills stretched away until their cobalt and that of the sky got mixed
+on the palette of Nature. From this valley comes the famous
+Rauen-thaler wine. Most of the hills, indeed, are covered with vines,
+and the village houses showed grapes hanging from their eaves and
+peeping in at their windows.
+
+At Neudorf we paused to pick up a _Barmherzige Schwester_; and as our
+halt was exactly in front of the village shop I amused myself by
+making a mental inventory of its contents. The window--an ordinary
+one--had wooden shelves nailed across it; and on these were displayed
+soap, slates and slate-pencils, bottles of peppermint lozenges,
+hearthstone, flannel, lemon-drops, gingham, sausages, and gingerbread.
+
+The houses of the village were covered with rough stucco, and white or
+yellow-wash was swished liberally over them. Under their deep eaves an
+occasional small image of _Die Mutter Gottes_ was to be seen. Many
+were covered with grape-vines, and all had clean muslin blinds at
+their windows, and often pots of geraniums and fuchsias outside.
+Sunflowers, dahlias, and roses grew in the little patches of garden by
+the road; and all was charming and primitive, save for the discordant
+electric fittings which hung midway on the telegraph-posts, and the
+anomaly of a brand new brick _Brod-fabrik_ just outside the village.
+
+All the way up the "cane-bottomed chair" and the "Assessor" smoked
+stolidly, while their women-folk cackled like human geese. "_Wie
+schön!_" "_Colossal!_" "_Entzückend!_" "_Reizend!_" Nothing but
+incessant and weary adjectives! I turned with relief to the
+"Barmherzige Schwester," a prim and silent little figure in neat blue
+cotton gown, black apron, and white kerchief pinned over her shining
+hair.
+
+The tram stopped at last before the village church, and we all got
+out. To our left, as we faced the Kurhaus, straggled a long line of
+houses with deep verandahs and balconies, to our right shady walks and
+bath-houses and beautiful woods. Here and there amid the hotels and
+villas was a shop, and we knew that Schlangenbad marched with the
+times when we saw the word "_Schamponieren_" and a bunch of Empire
+curls exhibited as a modern trophy. We stopped at a shop and examined
+its wares, which, indeed, hung chiefly on the shutters. There were
+Swiss embroidered gowns and blouses to be bought, edelweiss penwipers,
+wooden paper-cutters, and clocks with chamois climbing wooden rocks.
+Nothing apparently in that shop had been "made in Germany." When we
+reached the verandah of the "Nassauer Hof" we were gladdened by bows
+from the "Assessor" and the student, who with the "cackling geese"
+were seated at a long table consuming piles of Apfelkuchen,
+Streuselkuchen, and Napfkuchen to an accompaniment of steaming coffee.
+
+As for dull, useful information Schlangenbad, of course, was known to
+the Romans, and they bathed in its waters. The Middle Ages seem to
+have neglected Spas generally, and to have been dead to the joys of a
+bath. At all events, nothing more was heard about Schlangenbad or its
+springs until in 1687 a wooden hut was put over what was known as the
+"Römer Bad." Next the Landgraf of Hesse awoke to the virtues of its
+waters, and caused the "Oberes Kurhaus" to be built. Five years
+later, the "Nassauer Hof" was erected, and a time of prosperity and
+fashion set in for Schlangenbad. The waters have always had a great
+reputation for beautifying the skin and healing wounds and sores. It
+is on record that Frederick the First of Sweden ordered four thousand
+bottles of Schlangenbad water a year as _eau de toilette_, and another
+and still vainer sovereign three hundred a week. After this who shall
+dare say that women have the monopoly of vanity?
+
+Besides embellishing, the Schlangenbad waters are good in nervous
+disorders, rheumatism, and asthma. They are of an exquisite light-blue
+colour, and when bathing in them one's limbs have the appearance of
+marble. That the Schlangenbad people think highly of their "cure" is
+obvious. I bought a map of the district (manufactured in the place)
+and found the word Schlangenbad printed in huge letters, while the
+neighbouring town of Wiesbaden was in such small ones that it looked
+as if scarcely worth mentioning at all.
+
+
+
+
+ LIEBENSTEIN.
+
+
+Here in the Thuringian Forest, aloof from the stir and roar of life,
+lies a Kur-Ort little known to the English world. Its waters are
+analogous to those of Schwalbach, its air is as pure, its scenery more
+beautiful, and its prices half those of the Taunus Wald. Its people
+still retain their primitive charm, unspoilt as yet by the
+potentialities of South African or American money-bags. Within easy
+reach of such interesting towns as Eisenach, Weimar, Erfurt, Gotha,
+and Coburg, it offers many alluring baits to the sightseer; yet to the
+coming and going of tourists is it altogether unaccustomed.
+Liebenstein lies in a green and beautiful valley, and the hills which
+surround it are covered for the most part with great black forests.
+Patches of wheat and rye vibrate in the winds which sweep up the
+valleys, and the fields of potatoes alternate on the low grounds with
+pasturage and orchards. Under the great limestone rocks, which near
+Liebenstein rise sheer out of the plain, nestle charming villages, and
+long avenues of poplars conduct you where you would go along the high
+roads. By the roadside a wealth of flowers is yours for the
+picking--wild thyme and asparagus and mallow, periwinkles, and the
+picturesque dock and crowfoot. The woods are starred with flowers, and
+the perfume of the pines is a revelation.
+
+The humbler houses of Liebenstein (for the greater part timber-framed
+and red-tiled) straggle up the immediate hills which surround it.
+Those of more pretention and inevitable ugliness range themselves
+decently and in order along two parallel roads. Aloof as this village
+is from "the madding crowd's ignoble strife," it has yet been touched
+to its undoing by the ruthless finger of conventionality. The
+inevitable Kur-Haus and bandstand and Anlagen are here; worst of all,
+a Trink-Halle! The Trink-Halle stands a mute and awful warning to the
+vaulting ambition which overleaps itself, since a classic temple in
+the heart of Liebenstein is surely as much out of place as a tiara
+would be on the head of the peasant woman who hands you your daily
+portion of Stahlwasser. Even the spring it originally sheltered has
+revolted against its sham marble pillars and grotesque entablature,
+and betaken itself elsewhere! Nowadays the paint and plaster are
+peeling off the columns, and its door is padlocked. Happily--although
+a melancholy warning to the educated--it remains a source of pride to
+the peasant, who loves his shabby temple as the Romans do the marble
+glories of their Vesta.
+
+Immediately behind the temple are the springs of Georg and Kasimir, at
+which stand two charming maidens ready to fill your glasses. No
+conventional and hideous hat or bonnet disfigures the neat outline of
+their heads. No travesty of Berlin or Paris fashion burlesques their
+sturdy figures. Theirs the traditional costume of the Thuringian
+female peasant--a dark skirt, and white, short-sleeved chemisette, a
+blue apron and the daintiest of white silk kerchiefs, fringed sparsely
+and brocaded abundantly with red roses. Albeit their arms are red and
+coarse with the combined effect of iron-water, hot sun, and exposure
+to the air, their faces make ample amends in their innocent,
+good-tempered comeliness. They greet you with a kindly "Guten Tag" or
+"Guten Abend," and, in the case of a lady, seldom omit the pretty
+"Gnädige Frau," for which our "Ma'am" is but a poor correlative.
+
+Wandering through the streets of Liebenstein, one is struck by the
+intensely picturesque sights of its older and original part. The
+little houses are timber-framed and whitewashed, with deep projecting
+eaves and often many gables. Their windows are made gay outside by
+boxes filled with geraniums, nasturtiums, and fuchsias. Beneath the
+windows lie small gardens, in which bloom roses and single dahlias,
+while scarlet runners send their tendrils climbing over the palings
+which separate road and garden. Many of the little houses have
+projecting signs, on which one reads such legends as "_Tabak,
+Cigarren, Cigaretten_;" "Adolf Schmidt, _Herren kleidermacher_;"
+"_Weinhandlung Naturreinheit garantirt_;" or the very indispensable
+"_Bäckerei_." One house bears a tablet announcing to an admiring world
+that "_Herzoglich. Sachsen-Meiningen Stadtesbeamter_" lives within.
+Cocks and hens, dogs and children, make common playground of these
+narrow streets, and one sees in them pretty well every form of animal
+life represented, except horses. Now a long cart, drawn by oxen and
+well filled, toils up the hill, and not long after follows one drawn
+by a big dog. At a pump two tiny girls are busily employed filling
+stone jars, which by the beauty and purity of their outlines might
+have been Etruscan. Mothers beat mats at their cottage doors, and
+shrilly scream at their children to get out of the way of the passing
+carts; and the world in this remote village goes on pretty much as it
+does elsewhere.
+
+But the fashionable life of Liebenstein does not concern itself with
+such mean sights and bucolic sounds as oxen-carts and crowing of
+cocks. It takes its pleasure up and down the long avenues of beech
+trees which lie between the Kur-Haus and the Hôtel Bellevue. It
+rallies round the bandstand, and makes great show of studying the
+programmes of the daily concert. It chatters glibly over the previous
+evening's illuminations, and describes them as "_colossal!_" and
+"_wunderschön_." Beauty is not in vogue at Liebenstein, judging by the
+middle-class Kur guests who haunt the shade of the beech trees.
+Indeed, if anywhere in the world an Englishman might be forgiven for
+thanking God that he is not as other men are, it would be here among
+the "_Ober-Lieutenants_" and "Herr Professors" and their mates.
+Figures, both male and female, seem to be of the switchback
+order--faces rudimentary in their modelling, and uncompromising in
+their plainness, dressing of the ugliest. Yet, _Gott sei Dank!_ Hans
+thinks his Gretchen perfection, and it would never enter into innocent
+Gretchen's head, as it does mine, to bestow upon Hans the carping
+criticism of Portia upon Monsieur Le Bon: "God made him, and therefore
+let him pass for a man."
+
+
+
+
+ TRÈVES
+
+
+The dominant glory of the Moselle region is Trèves. No town or city
+near has the smallest affinity with its peculiar character, and all
+seem modern and prosaic compared with its well-preserved tale of
+antiquity. "Nowhere north of the Alps," we are told in weary
+iteration, "exist such magnificent Roman remains." It is generally on
+the obvious that the unimaginative English parson takes upon himself
+to comment. We listen submissively to much school-book lore as to
+"Claudius" and the "fourth century" and the "residence of Roman
+Emperors," but when it rains Bishops and Archbishops and Electors we
+fly before them. For, after all, what signifies the paltry learning of
+a dry-as-dust dominie compared with the vivid tales these grand old
+ruins tell if suffered to speak for themselves? In Trèves people need
+to absorb silently, and then assimilate undisturbed by weary chatter.
+One looks at the tender turquoise sky, flecked with luminous clouds;
+at the fine horizontal distance, with its sense of breadth and
+breathing-space; at the low hills covered with vines; at the
+cornfields, and orchards, and river--and we wonder what the old Romans
+thought of it all, and reflect on the strangeness of life that a
+people so remote from our times should have lived and loved and died,
+as we live and love and die to-day. Whether Trèves lie on the right or
+left bank of the Moselle is immaterial except to the tiresomely
+precise or to those who pin their faith to guide-books and such
+shallow teachers. There is a more valuable lesson to be learnt of the
+place than that of its exact situation; and no Baedeker or Murray can
+help you to appreciate Trèves as quiet communings with your own
+intelligence will. If it so happens that you have none to commune
+with, then God help you--and yours!
+
+In Trèves you have not far to go in search of the Romans. Their
+_magnum opus_ confronts you boldly at the very threshold of the town.
+Solid and massive and symmetrical, it stands a pregnant lesson to the
+jerry-builders of to-day. There is little affinity indeed between the
+building methods of the ancient Romans and those of their trade whose
+sorry, pitiable record exists in the Quartiere Nuovo of Rome. About
+the Porta Nigra is no trace of stucco or rubble. The huge blocks of
+which it is built stand one upon the other clean-hewn and square. No
+signs of mortar are left, but we see marks of iron or brass clamps.
+Its colour is a warm, deep red, softened here and there by streaks of
+green.
+
+The Porta Nigra has passed through strange phases since first it
+started in life as a city gate. Obviously built for purposes of
+fortification, and equipped with towers of defence, its second phase
+was an ecclesiastical one, and the "spears" were indeed turned into
+"pruning-hooks" when the bellicose propugnaculum found itself
+transformed into a church.
+
+ "Last scene of all,
+ That ends this strange, eventful history."
+
+The gate was in 1876 finally cleared of priests and altars, and
+allowed to revert to its original form.
+
+Not far from the Porta Nigra stands the Cathedral, one of the oldest
+in Germany, archæologically interesting, inasmuch as it owes its
+inception to the Romans. The Basilica, built by Valentinian as a court
+of law, is clearly traceable in the present cathedral, and one reads a
+strange tale of Romans and Franks in the sandstone and limestone and
+brick of its walls. Here is treasured the famous Heilige Rock, or holy
+coat worn by our Saviour when a boy. At rare intervals this garment is
+exhibited to the faithful, who come from all countries to gaze
+reverently upon it. Who that has seen can forget the last exposition
+in 1891? Never before or since has there been anything more pathetic
+than the sight of the long rows of tired, haggard, perspiring, praying
+pilgrims, who stood patiently for hours in the broiling August sun,
+moving only when permitted, and then at a snail's pace, towards their
+Mecca. Plebeian though the majority of faces were, their devotional,
+solemn, rapt expressions for the time being ennobled and beautified
+them.
+
+Trèves during that time, however, was by no means the reposeful,
+dignified city it is to-day. Its buildings were defaced with flags and
+banners, its streets blocked with pilgrims, and the road leading from
+the station to the town was lined with booths, whose owners disposed
+quickly of such delicacies as Napfkuchen, Streusel-Kuchen, and
+Apfelwein. Piety and profit went everywhere hand-in-hand, and a
+roaring trade was done in rosaries and bénitiers, the last made of the
+blue pottery of the country, and stamped with a representation of Leo
+XIII. against a background of Domkirche.
+
+But to be thoroughly in harmony with Trèves one must be Pagan and
+Roman rather than Christian and German. Indeed, one feels in sympathy
+with the Isle of Wight farmer who after he had found a Roman villa on
+his farm gave up the bucolic and inglorious occupation of growing
+turnips and potatoes, and could talk of nothing meaner than hypocausts
+and thermae. So we, like the farmer, slight the really beautiful Early
+Gothic "Liebfrauenkirche" and roam and muse for hours about the ruins
+of the Amphitheatre, the Roman Baths, the Roman Palace and the
+Basilica.
+
+ LONDON: PRINTED BY WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED, DUKE STREET,
+ STAMFORD STREET, S.E., AND GREAT WINDMILL STREET, W.
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+page 83--typo fixed: changed a comma into a period after 'Electors'
+page 93--spelling normalized: changed the position of semi-colon and
+ a quote after 'Cigaretten'
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