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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Frictional Electricity, by Max Adeler
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: Frictional Electricity
+ From "The Saturday Evening Post."
+
+Author: Max Adeler
+
+Release Date: October 24, 2007 [EBook #23179]
+Last Updated: January 26, 2013
+
+Language: English
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+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FRICTIONAL ELECTRICITY ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+</pre>
+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ FRICTIONAL ELECTRICITY
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ By Max Adeler
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Reprinted by permission of the author, Charles Heber Clark
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From "The Saturday Evening Post." <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I happened to visit the accident ward of St. Paracelsus' Hospital because
+ a friend of mine who is interested in the Flower Mission asked me to stop
+ there during my afternoon walk and give a few flowers to the sufferers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I had arranged the last half-dozen of the roses in a vase upon the
+ little stand by the bedside of one bruised and battered patient, he looked
+ at me gratefully, and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Oh, thank you, sir! And would you mind, sir, stopping for a bit of talk?
+ I'm so lonely and miserable."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I sat upon the chair by the bed and with my hand smoothed the counterpane,
+ while the patient asked me:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do I really look like a burglar, sir, do you think?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I hesitated to reply as I examined his face. It was really covered with
+ bandages, but his nose seemed swollen and there were bruises about both
+ eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't wonder you don't like to speak your mind when you see me here a
+ broken wreck, smashed all up and not looking a bit like myself, sir. But
+ if you would see me well and strong and all fixed up for going to church
+ you'd say right off that I don't favor no burglar in looks."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I asked the unfortunate man his name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mordecai Barnes, sir, and I'm a journeyman plumber, sir, with a good
+ character, and don't take no second place in that business with no man.
+ How did I get here? What banged me all up into a shame and a disgrace like
+ this? Well, I'll tell you, sir, if you have the patience to listen, for it
+ does me good to talk who has been used so hard, and can get no attention
+ from the nurses or nobody in this here asylum. Do you understand about
+ frictional electricity, sir? No? I thought not; and well had it been for
+ me, for this shattered hulk that you see a-lying here, if I had never
+ heard of it neither! I'll tell you how it was, sir. My mate, George
+ Watkins, and there ain't no better man nowheres if you go clear round the
+ globe&mdash;George Watkins is one of these men with inquiring minds,
+ always a-hungering for knowledge, and so George off he goes week after
+ week to the lectures up at the Huxley Institute. You know it; in that
+ yallow building over by Nonpareil Square. And George often he told me
+ about the wonderful things he learned there, and among others he was fond
+ of explaining to me about frictional electricity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It seems, sir, for you may not know it any" more'n I knowed it until
+ George explained it to me, that there's three different kinds of
+ electricity. There's the kind you make with a steam engine, and the kind
+ you make with acid, and the kind you make with friction. Well, sir, would
+ you believe&mdash;or, let me say first, have you ever rubbed a black cat
+ on the back in a dark room and seen the sparks fly? Of course, and, sir, I
+ know it's almost beyond belief, but, positive, they told George Watkins,
+ my mate, up at the Huxley Institute, that them sparks and the aurora
+ borealis that you see sometimes a-lighting up the heavens is one and the
+ same thing! Wonderful, isn't it, sir, that Science should discover that a
+ black cat is some kind of kin to the aurora borealis? But George says
+ that's what they said, for the aurora borealis is caused by the earth
+ a-rolling around and rubbing the air just as the sparks is caused by
+ stroking the cat's back.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And George he says that this here frictional electricity is the only kind
+ that'll cure pain. The steam-engine kind won't do it, and the acid kind
+ won't do it, but the frictional kind'll do it every time if you only know
+ how to apply it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, sir, now I pass to the sorrerful part of my story. There is a girl
+ named Bella Dougherty that does housework for a man named Muffitt, and a
+ mighty nice girl she is; or, I used to think her nice. Maybe you know
+ where Mr. Muffitt lives, on 149th Street, just above Parvin Street, the
+ third house on the left with white shutters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Anyhow, I got to be fond of Bella and often used to set and talk with her
+ in the evenings in Mr. Muffitt's kitchen, and maybe have two or three
+ other girls come in sometimes, with a few men; though I never cared, sir,
+ for much flocking together at such times, for Bella Dougherty she was good
+ enough company for me, just her and I by ourselves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Howsomdever, there was another man that had a kind of fancy for Bella
+ Dougherty, although in my opinion he isn't fit to wipe her feet on, and
+ his name is William Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This yer William Jones used to come intruding around there in Mr.
+ Muffitt's kitchen when he wasn't wanted and when he seen that me and Bella
+ would rather be a-setting there by ourselves. And so, sir, one night, just
+ to kill the time till he'd quit and go, I begun to tell them what George
+ Watkins said to me about the Huxley Institute and frictional electricity
+ being a sure cure for pain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And William Jones, a-winking at Bella Dougherty, as much as to say, sir,
+ that he'd be having the laugh on me, said he had a pain that minute in his
+ head from neuralgia and he'd bet me a quarter no frictional electricity
+ would drive it out. I know now what was the matter with the head of
+ William Jones. Not neuralgia, nor nothing of the sort, sir. It was vacuum.
+ My mate, George Watkins, tells me that at the Institute they say that
+ vacuum always produces pain, and that was the only thing the matter with
+ this William Jones I'm a-telling you about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I never take no dare, not from no man of that kind, anyways, sir, so I
+ bet him a quarter I'd cure him, and cure him with frictional electricity,
+ too. So he set down on the chair a-laughing and a-winking at Bella
+ Dougherty, who set over by the range holding the quarters; and I begun to
+ rub William Jones's eye-brows with my two thumbs; just gently, but right
+ along just like stroking a cat; keeping it up, a-rubbing and a-rubbing,
+ until at last I asked him how he felt now; and, you can imagine my
+ supprise, sir, when I seen that William Jones was fast asleep! I was
+ skeered at first; but in a minute I seen that I had hypnertized him
+ unbeknown to myself, and there set William Jones 's if he was froze stiff.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I wa'n't so very sorry, sir, when I found out how things was a-going,
+ although if I could have seen what was the consequences of this strange
+ occurrence I'd 'a' seized my hat and bid Bella Dougherty good-by and
+ started straight for home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But, sir, of course I acted like a fool, for I'd read in the papers how a
+ man who hypnertizes another man can make him believe anything and do
+ anything, and so I thought I'd have some fun with William Jones and enjoy
+ a lovely, quiet evening with Bella Dougherty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So I says to William Jones:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'Now, William, you're a little school-scholar oncet again and you've
+ missed your lesson, and so you just go over there in that corner by the
+ china closet and stand with your face to the wall and say over and over
+ your multiplication table till you know it right.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so, to the supprise of Bella Dougherty, William Jones went right over
+ in the corner, like I told him, and there he stood, saying: 'Six sixes is
+ thirty-six, six sevens is forty-two,' and so on, whilst I set over with
+ Bella Dougherty peacefully enjoying ourselves just exactly 's if William
+ Jones wasn't anywheres about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so, sir, it went on until Mrs. Muffitt she come down and said to
+ Bella Dougherty it was time to shut the house up, and then I bid her
+ good-night and told William to go home and go straight to bed, which he
+ did, and a-saying the multiplication table all the way down the street. He
+ would have said it all night, sir, I do believe, if I hadn't ordered him
+ to stop and to begin saying his prayers when I passed him in at his front
+ door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You may believe me, sir, that I had William Jones on my mind all night
+ and was a-worrying a little about him too, for fear maybe he'd never come
+ to. So around I goes the first thing in the morning to his boarding-house,
+ and his landlady tells me he had been a-saying his prayers all mixed up
+ like with the multiplication table ever since he come home the night
+ before. She was a bit troubled about it, sir, as you may imagine, for
+ William Jones was a good boarder and it 'd 'a' been money out of her
+ pocket if he had lost his mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So, then, I seen William Jones and knowed at oncet that the hypnertizing
+ still had hold of him. Very well; I had no idea how to get him out of it
+ and it didn't hurt him nohow, so I just commanded William Jones to drop
+ the multiplication table and his prayers and to fix all his intellect in
+ the regular way on plumbing; and William Jones at oncet calmed down and
+ seemed his old self again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then a wicked thought flashed into my mind. You know how it is yourself,
+ sir; you are tempted and you are weak and you fall, and then the first
+ thing you know, to be sure your sin'll find you out and there you are!
+ Here I am, a shattered hulk. It suddenly occurred to me, sir, that if I
+ could control William Jones, why not turn his affections away from Bella
+ Dougherty, who might take a fancy to him? who knows? women are so queer!
+ and direct his thoughts toward my own Aunt Maggie, who is a middle-aged
+ widder and not so bad-looking, and far too good for such a man as William
+ Jones, although to speak the plain truth I had no objections to having him
+ for an uncle by marriage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Therefore I did so, sir, and before the week was out I heard that William
+ Jones was plumbing in the most supprising manner, plumbing here and
+ plumbing there, and paying attentions vigorously, so to speak, to Aunt
+ Maggie every evening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In the meantime, sir, believe me, I did not lose time in my suit with
+ Bella Dougherty, who seemed real mad at William Jones when people began to
+ talk about his courting Aunt Maggie, so that in less than two weeks, when
+ Bella Dougherty heard that William Jones and Aunt Maggie had agreed to
+ marry, I got Bella Dougherty about as good as to say, although she never
+ quite said it square, that she would have me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I never knowed how it happened, sir, whether somebody waked William Jones
+ up or he just come to by himself, but, sir, anyhow, William Jones about
+ that time dropped hypner-tism and was himself again. Imagine, sir, how
+ things stood! There never was a man as mad as William Jones; mad with me,
+ and mad with Aunt Maggie, to whom he sent a cruel message that he wa'n't
+ marrying no grandmas, and that made Aunt Maggie mad; and then William
+ Jones sat down and wrote me a letter to the general effect that whenever
+ he met me my course in this life would be short.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Naturally, sir, as you may believe, I kept out of William Jones's way,
+ for I am not fond of quarreling, and besides, William Jones is forty
+ pounds heavier, sir, than I am.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But one night while I was setting in the kitchen at Muffitt's, having
+ some uplifting conversation with Bella Dougherty, there was a sudden knock
+ on the side door, and up she jumps, pale and skeered, and says: 'I do
+ believe that is William Jones. He said he might call, maybe, this
+ evening!' So, of course, as I never hunt trouble, I raised the window sash
+ over by the kitchen table at the back and went out just as William Jones
+ come in the side door. He kept the door open a-watching for me, and so as
+ I couldn't get to the gate I climbed over the high fence into the next
+ yard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I ought to have gone right home, sir, without stopping, but I hated to
+ leave William Jones there with Bella Dougherty, and me just driven out;
+ so, as it was raining hard and I had on my Sunday suit, what does I do but
+ try the latch on the kitchen door of the house next to Mr. Muffitt's, and
+ finding the door opened, in I walked and set down in a chair to await what
+ was going to happen. That was a bad job for me, sir! It isn't safe to take
+ one false step.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For the next minute the inside door from the dining-room springs open and
+ a man jumps out and grabs me and says: 'I've got thee at last, have I!' He
+ was a Quaker, sir; a big man and with a grip like iron. I never knowed a
+ man with a grip like that. Did you ever, sir, have your fingers in the
+ crack of a door and somebody a-leaning hard on the door? That was the way
+ this Quaker held me. Then he calls out 'Amelia! Amelia!' and in a minute a
+ sweet old Quaker lady comes out with a candle, and he says to her: I've
+ caught that burglar, Amelia; thee get the clothes line.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So the lady she gets the clothes line and that man he ties my hands and
+ my arms behind my back, good and tight, and then he made me set down and
+ he ties me to the chair, and at last he gives the rope two or three turns
+ around the leg of the kitchen table and says to me: 'Friend, thee can just
+ set there while I go to get an officer!' Gave me no chance to explain.
+ Took it all for granted; whereas if he would have listened to me I could
+ have cleared up the whole mystery in two minutes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So then, sir, out he goes for a policeman, and the old lady sets down in
+ a chair not far from me and said she was sorry I was so wicked and asked
+ me about my mother, and if I ever went to First-Day school, and a whole
+ lot of things. Then a thought seemed to strike her and she went into the
+ next room and came back with a book in her hand, and she said she would
+ read a good book to me while we waited for justice to take its course.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "She was lovely to look at, sir, with her tidy brown frock and the crape
+ handkerchief folded acrost her bosom and her cap and the smile on her
+ face; a sweet face, sir; an angel face; yes, sir, but sweet faces often
+ has cruel dispositions behind them. For then she told me that the book was
+ called Barclay's Apology for the People called Quakers, or something like
+ that, and she begun to read it to me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Have you ever read that book, sir? It is dedicated, I think, to Charles
+ the Second, and it begins with Fifteen Propositions, and she read every
+ one of them Propositions from first to last. Then she turned to the
+ section, sir, about Salutations and Recreations, and she read and read and
+ read until, sir, actually it made my head swim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do you know, sir, is Barclay still alive&mdash;the man who wrote that
+ book? Is there no way of getting even with him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I couldn't get away. I might have walked out somehow with the chair
+ fastened to me; but I couldn't go, could I, sir, with the table tied to my
+ leg, and particularly if I had to climb the fence? So I had to set there
+ and be regarded as a burglar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But at last I <i>would</i> be heard, and I told her I was no burglar but
+ an innercent man; and then she looked in the index to find if Barclay had
+ anything interesting to say about the wickedness of telling falsehoods.
+ And then I said I was a member of the Baptist Society, and she said at
+ once she would read Barclay on the errors of that sect; but I insisted on
+ being heard, and I explained to her that I got into this trouble by trying
+ to cure William Jones by frictional electricity, and she said: 'Thee has
+ an ingenious and fruitful mind to invent such a story. Oh, that it had
+ been turned to better devices than following a life of evil!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'And it seems hard, too,' I said, 'that a perfectly respectable Baptist
+ plumber should be arrested as a burglar simply because he tried to relieve
+ the pain of William Jones by a scientific method invented by the Huxley
+ Institute.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Where is thy friend William Jones?' she asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do you know, sir, at that very moment you could hear through the
+ partition William Jones and Bella Dougherty laughing next door! It seemed
+ like mockery to me, a-setting there in chains, so to speak.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'He is next door, ma'am,' I said, 'a-courting the hired girl.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'I will prove if thee is telling the truth,' she said, and she got up and
+ moved toward the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'No, ma'am, no!' I said; 'please don't do that! William mustn't know that
+ I am here'; and so she comes back and sets down again, and picks up
+ Barclay, and looks sorrerful at me, and says:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'It is wicked for thee to have such vain imaginations. Why does thee
+ persist in pretending that there is a William Jones?' And then she started
+ to look through Barclay to find if he had anything that would fit the
+ William Jones part of the case.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What could I do? I daresn't call in William Jones to prove my innercence;
+ he was mad all over at me and a bigger man, too, and here I was tied; and
+ I couldn't call Bella Dougherty without William Jones knowing it. It was
+ hard, sir, for a man as innercent as a little babe to set there with that
+ sweet and smooth old lady considering him a shameless story-teller and
+ firing Barclay at him, now wasn't it, sir? Would you have called William
+ Jones, sir, under them there circumstances, and his laughter and Bella
+ Dougherty's still a-resounding through the partition?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, sir, that policeman was a long time a-coming with the old Quaker. I
+ never knowed why; but Friend Amelia she set down again and turned over the
+ leaves of Barclay and begun oncet more to read about Salutations and
+ Recreations while, strange as it may seem to you, sir, I felt that I'd
+ rather see the policeman and be locked up in a dungeon than to hear more
+ of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But, howsomdever, after a while in comes the Quaker and the officer with
+ him, and the very first minute the officer seen me he says:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'I reckernize him as an old offender.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'No you don't!' says I; 'I'm no old offender nor a young offender. I'm a
+ perfeckly honest Baptist plumber, and I kin prove it, too.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'How kin you prove it?' says the officer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'By William Jones,' says I, 'who is a-setting in that kitchen right next
+ door, a-wooing the hired girl.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I was bold about it, sir, because I knowed William Jones daresn't strike
+ at me while the officer was there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'We'll see about that,' says the officer, and in he goes to Mr. Muffitt's
+ yard next door and comes back with William Jones. I have no use for a man
+ like William Jones. What do you think he does, sir? Why, he looks me over,
+ from head to foot, in a blank sort of a way, and then, turning to the
+ policeman, he says: 'I don't know the man, officer; never seen him
+ before'; then that low-down plumber walks out and leaves me there and goes
+ back, and in a minute I hear him and Bella Dougherty a-laughing worse than
+ ever.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'I thought not,' says the officer, slipping the handcuffs on me, 'and so
+ now you come right along.' And Friend Amelia looked mournful at me and
+ says to me she would come around regular and read Barclay to me in my cell
+ after I was convicted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so, sir, to make a long story short, I was took up before the
+ magistrate and held for burglary, and my mate, George Watkins, went my
+ bail and so I was let go.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I might stop here, sir, but I must tell you that the following Thursday I
+ met William Jones up a kind of a blind alley where I was working, while he
+ was working in a house on the opposite side. He had me in a corner where
+ there was no chance to run, so I put on a bold face and went right up to
+ him and says:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'William, there's been some differences betwixt us, but I'm not the man
+ to bear grudges and I forgive you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'What's that?' says he, savage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'Why,' says I, 'the whole thing is just one of them unpleasant
+ misunderstandings'; and then I started to explain to him about the Huxley
+ Institute theory of frictional electricity and the aurora borealis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I can't tell what he said, sir, in reply, with reference to the aurora
+ borealis, because I'm a decent man and never use no low language; but
+ suddenly he jumped on me, and the first thing I knowed I was being lifted
+ in the ambulance and fetched to this yer hospital. Was it right, sir, do
+ you think, for William Jones to strike me foul, like that, while I was
+ trying to state my case to him? No, sir. But that's not the worst of it.
+ Last Tuesday word came to me that Bella Dougherty had throwed me over and
+ is going to marry William Jones on Decoration Day! Think of that, sir!"
+ and Mordecai Barnes turned his head upon his pillow and moaned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Turning again toward me, he was about to resume his statement, when
+ suddenly he exclaimed: "Why, there's Aunt Maggie."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A woman of fifty years, nicely clad, came to the bedside and said to him
+ coldly:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Is that you, Mordecai Barnes?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Yes, Aunt Maggie."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I'm ashamed of you, Mordecai Barnes," said she; "ashamed of you. It
+ served you right. You got just what was comin' to you. I wish William had
+ banged you worse."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mordecai Barnes groaned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And more than that," continued Aunt Maggie, glaring at him through her
+ spectacles, "I've torn up my old will which named you my sole heir and
+ made a new one and left all my property to this yer very hospital."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these words Aunt Maggie walked away and left the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mordecai Barnes could not speak for a few minutes. He looked as if death
+ would be welcome. Then, pulling the bedclothes up under his chin and
+ closing his eyes wearily, he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Curse the day, say I, when George Watkins first went to the Huxley
+ Institute and heard about frictional electricity."
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Frictional Electricity, by Max Adeler
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+Title: Frictional Electricity
+ From "The Saturday Evening Post."
+
+Author: Max Adeler
+
+Release Date: October 24, 2007 [EBook #23179]
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+Language: English
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+FRICTIONAL ELECTRICITY
+
+By Max Adeler
+
+Reprinted by permission of the author, Charles Heber Clark, from "The
+Saturday Evening Post."
+
+
+I happened to visit the accident ward of St. Paracelsus' Hospital
+because a friend of mine who is interested in the Flower Mission asked
+me to stop there during my afternoon walk and give a few flowers to the
+sufferers.
+
+When I had arranged the last half-dozen of the roses in a vase upon
+the little stand by the bedside of one bruised and battered patient, he
+looked at me gratefully, and said:
+
+"Oh, thank you, sir! And would you mind, sir, stopping for a bit of
+talk? I'm so lonely and miserable."
+
+I sat upon the chair by the bed and with my hand smoothed the
+counterpane, while the patient asked me:
+
+"Do I really look like a burglar, sir, do you think?"
+
+I hesitated to reply as I examined his face. It was really covered with
+bandages, but his nose seemed swollen and there were bruises about both
+eyes.
+
+"I don't wonder you don't like to speak your mind when you see me here a
+broken wreck, smashed all up and not looking a bit like myself, sir. But
+if you would see me well and strong and all fixed up for going to church
+you'd say right off that I don't favor no burglar in looks."
+
+I asked the unfortunate man his name.
+
+"Mordecai Barnes, sir, and I'm a journeyman plumber, sir, with a good
+character, and don't take no second place in that business with no man.
+How did I get here? What banged me all up into a shame and a disgrace
+like this? Well, I'll tell you, sir, if you have the patience to listen,
+for it does me good to talk who has been used so hard, and can get
+no attention from the nurses or nobody in this here asylum. Do you
+understand about frictional electricity, sir? No? I thought not; and
+well had it been for me, for this shattered hulk that you see a-lying
+here, if I had never heard of it neither! I'll tell you how it was, sir.
+My mate, George Watkins, and there ain't no better man nowheres if
+you go clear round the globe--George Watkins is one of these men with
+inquiring minds, always a-hungering for knowledge, and so George off
+he goes week after week to the lectures up at the Huxley Institute. You
+know it; in that yallow building over by Nonpareil Square. And George
+often he told me about the wonderful things he learned there, and among
+others he was fond of explaining to me about frictional electricity.
+
+"It seems, sir, for you may not know it any" more'n I knowed it until
+George explained it to me, that there's three different kinds of
+electricity. There's the kind you make with a steam engine, and the
+kind you make with acid, and the kind you make with friction. Well, sir,
+would you believe--or, let me say first, have you ever rubbed a black
+cat on the back in a dark room and seen the sparks fly? Of course, and,
+sir, I know it's almost beyond belief, but, positive, they told George
+Watkins, my mate, up at the Huxley Institute, that them sparks and the
+aurora borealis that you see sometimes a-lighting up the heavens is
+one and the same thing! Wonderful, isn't it, sir, that Science should
+discover that a black cat is some kind of kin to the aurora borealis?
+But George says that's what they said, for the aurora borealis is caused
+by the earth a-rolling around and rubbing the air just as the sparks is
+caused by stroking the cat's back.
+
+"And George he says that this here frictional electricity is the only
+kind that'll cure pain. The steam-engine kind won't do it, and the acid
+kind won't do it, but the frictional kind'll do it every time if you
+only know how to apply it.
+
+"Well, sir, now I pass to the sorrerful part of my story. There is a
+girl named Bella Dougherty that does housework for a man named Muffitt,
+and a mighty nice girl she is; or, I used to think her nice. Maybe you
+know where Mr. Muffitt lives, on 149th Street, just above Parvin Street,
+the third house on the left with white shutters.
+
+"Anyhow, I got to be fond of Bella and often used to set and talk with
+her in the evenings in Mr. Muffitt's kitchen, and maybe have two or
+three other girls come in sometimes, with a few men; though I never
+cared, sir, for much flocking together at such times, for Bella
+Dougherty she was good enough company for me, just her and I by
+ourselves.
+
+"Howsomdever, there was another man that had a kind of fancy for Bella
+Dougherty, although in my opinion he isn't fit to wipe her feet on, and
+his name is William Jones.
+
+"This yer William Jones used to come intruding around there in Mr.
+Muffitt's kitchen when he wasn't wanted and when he seen that me and
+Bella would rather be a-setting there by ourselves. And so, sir, one
+night, just to kill the time till he'd quit and go, I begun to tell them
+what George Watkins said to me about the Huxley Institute and frictional
+electricity being a sure cure for pain.
+
+"And William Jones, a-winking at Bella Dougherty, as much as to say,
+sir, that he'd be having the laugh on me, said he had a pain that minute
+in his head from neuralgia and he'd bet me a quarter no frictional
+electricity would drive it out. I know now what was the matter with the
+head of William Jones. Not neuralgia, nor nothing of the sort, sir. It
+was vacuum. My mate, George Watkins, tells me that at the Institute they
+say that vacuum always produces pain, and that was the only thing the
+matter with this William Jones I'm a-telling you about.
+
+"I never take no dare, not from no man of that kind, anyways, sir, so
+I bet him a quarter I'd cure him, and cure him with frictional
+electricity, too. So he set down on the chair a-laughing and a-winking
+at Bella Dougherty, who set over by the range holding the quarters;
+and I begun to rub William Jones's eye-brows with my two thumbs;
+just gently, but right along just like stroking a cat; keeping it up,
+a-rubbing and a-rubbing, until at last I asked him how he felt now; and,
+you can imagine my supprise, sir, when I seen that William Jones was
+fast asleep! I was skeered at first; but in a minute I seen that I had
+hypnertized him unbeknown to myself, and there set William Jones 's if
+he was froze stiff.
+
+"I wa'n't so very sorry, sir, when I found out how things was a-going,
+although if I could have seen what was the consequences of this strange
+occurrence I'd 'a' seized my hat and bid Bella Dougherty good-by and
+started straight for home.
+
+"But, sir, of course I acted like a fool, for I'd read in the papers how
+a man who hypnertizes another man can make him believe anything and
+do anything, and so I thought I'd have some fun with William Jones and
+enjoy a lovely, quiet evening with Bella Dougherty.
+
+"So I says to William Jones:
+
+"'Now, William, you're a little school-scholar oncet again and you've
+missed your lesson, and so you just go over there in that corner by the
+china closet and stand with your face to the wall and say over and over
+your multiplication table till you know it right.'
+
+"And so, to the supprise of Bella Dougherty, William Jones went right
+over in the corner, like I told him, and there he stood, saying: 'Six
+sixes is thirty-six, six sevens is forty-two,' and so on, whilst I set
+over with Bella Dougherty peacefully enjoying ourselves just exactly 's
+if William Jones wasn't anywheres about.
+
+"And so, sir, it went on until Mrs. Muffitt she come down and said to
+Bella Dougherty it was time to shut the house up, and then I bid her
+good-night and told William to go home and go straight to bed, which he
+did, and a-saying the multiplication table all the way down the street.
+He would have said it all night, sir, I do believe, if I hadn't ordered
+him to stop and to begin saying his prayers when I passed him in at his
+front door.
+
+"You may believe me, sir, that I had William Jones on my mind all night
+and was a-worrying a little about him too, for fear maybe he'd never
+come to. So around I goes the first thing in the morning to his
+boarding-house, and his landlady tells me he had been a-saying his
+prayers all mixed up like with the multiplication table ever since he
+come home the night before. She was a bit troubled about it, sir, as
+you may imagine, for William Jones was a good boarder and it 'd 'a' been
+money out of her pocket if he had lost his mind.
+
+"So, then, I seen William Jones and knowed at oncet that the
+hypnertizing still had hold of him. Very well; I had no idea how to get
+him out of it and it didn't hurt him nohow, so I just commanded William
+Jones to drop the multiplication table and his prayers and to fix all
+his intellect in the regular way on plumbing; and William Jones at oncet
+calmed down and seemed his old self again.
+
+"Then a wicked thought flashed into my mind. You know how it is
+yourself, sir; you are tempted and you are weak and you fall, and then
+the first thing you know, to be sure your sin'll find you out and there
+you are! Here I am, a shattered hulk. It suddenly occurred to me, sir,
+that if I could control William Jones, why not turn his affections away
+from Bella Dougherty, who might take a fancy to him? who knows? women
+are so queer! and direct his thoughts toward my own Aunt Maggie, who is
+a middle-aged widder and not so bad-looking, and far too good for such
+a man as William Jones, although to speak the plain truth I had no
+objections to having him for an uncle by marriage.
+
+"Therefore I did so, sir, and before the week was out I heard that
+William Jones was plumbing in the most supprising manner, plumbing here
+and plumbing there, and paying attentions vigorously, so to speak, to
+Aunt Maggie every evening.
+
+"In the meantime, sir, believe me, I did not lose time in my suit with
+Bella Dougherty, who seemed real mad at William Jones when people began
+to talk about his courting Aunt Maggie, so that in less than two weeks,
+when Bella Dougherty heard that William Jones and Aunt Maggie had agreed
+to marry, I got Bella Dougherty about as good as to say, although she
+never quite said it square, that she would have me.
+
+"I never knowed how it happened, sir, whether somebody waked William
+Jones up or he just come to by himself, but, sir, anyhow, William Jones
+about that time dropped hypner-tism and was himself again. Imagine, sir,
+how things stood! There never was a man as mad as William Jones; mad
+with me, and mad with Aunt Maggie, to whom he sent a cruel message that
+he wa'n't marrying no grandmas, and that made Aunt Maggie mad; and then
+William Jones sat down and wrote me a letter to the general effect that
+whenever he met me my course in this life would be short.
+
+"Naturally, sir, as you may believe, I kept out of William Jones's way,
+for I am not fond of quarreling, and besides, William Jones is forty
+pounds heavier, sir, than I am.
+
+"But one night while I was setting in the kitchen at Muffitt's, having
+some uplifting conversation with Bella Dougherty, there was a sudden
+knock on the side door, and up she jumps, pale and skeered, and says:
+'I do believe that is William Jones. He said he might call, maybe, this
+evening!' So, of course, as I never hunt trouble, I raised the window
+sash over by the kitchen table at the back and went out just as William
+Jones come in the side door. He kept the door open a-watching for me,
+and so as I couldn't get to the gate I climbed over the high fence into
+the next yard.
+
+"I ought to have gone right home, sir, without stopping, but I hated to
+leave William Jones there with Bella Dougherty, and me just driven out;
+so, as it was raining hard and I had on my Sunday suit, what does I
+do but try the latch on the kitchen door of the house next to Mr.
+Muffitt's, and finding the door opened, in I walked and set down in a
+chair to await what was going to happen. That was a bad job for me, sir!
+It isn't safe to take one false step.
+
+"For the next minute the inside door from the dining-room springs open
+and a man jumps out and grabs me and says: 'I've got thee at last, have
+I!' He was a Quaker, sir; a big man and with a grip like iron. I never
+knowed a man with a grip like that. Did you ever, sir, have your fingers
+in the crack of a door and somebody a-leaning hard on the door? That was
+the way this Quaker held me. Then he calls out 'Amelia! Amelia!' and in
+a minute a sweet old Quaker lady comes out with a candle, and he says to
+her: I've caught that burglar, Amelia; thee get the clothes line.'"
+
+"So the lady she gets the clothes line and that man he ties my hands and
+my arms behind my back, good and tight, and then he made me set down
+and he ties me to the chair, and at last he gives the rope two or three
+turns around the leg of the kitchen table and says to me: 'Friend, thee
+can just set there while I go to get an officer!' Gave me no chance to
+explain. Took it all for granted; whereas if he would have listened to
+me I could have cleared up the whole mystery in two minutes.
+
+"So then, sir, out he goes for a policeman, and the old lady sets down
+in a chair not far from me and said she was sorry I was so wicked and
+asked me about my mother, and if I ever went to First-Day school, and
+a whole lot of things. Then a thought seemed to strike her and she went
+into the next room and came back with a book in her hand, and she said
+she would read a good book to me while we waited for justice to take its
+course.
+
+"She was lovely to look at, sir, with her tidy brown frock and the crape
+handkerchief folded acrost her bosom and her cap and the smile on her
+face; a sweet face, sir; an angel face; yes, sir, but sweet faces often
+has cruel dispositions behind them. For then she told me that the book
+was called Barclay's Apology for the People called Quakers, or something
+like that, and she begun to read it to me.
+
+"Have you ever read that book, sir? It is dedicated, I think, to Charles
+the Second, and it begins with Fifteen Propositions, and she read every
+one of them Propositions from first to last. Then she turned to the
+section, sir, about Salutations and Recreations, and she read and read
+and read until, sir, actually it made my head swim.
+
+"Do you know, sir, is Barclay still alive--the man who wrote that book?
+Is there no way of getting even with him?
+
+"I couldn't get away. I might have walked out somehow with the chair
+fastened to me; but I couldn't go, could I, sir, with the table tied to
+my leg, and particularly if I had to climb the fence? So I had to set
+there and be regarded as a burglar.
+
+"But at last I _would_ be heard, and I told her I was no burglar but an
+innercent man; and then she looked in the index to find if Barclay had
+anything interesting to say about the wickedness of telling falsehoods.
+And then I said I was a member of the Baptist Society, and she said at
+once she would read Barclay on the errors of that sect; but I insisted
+on being heard, and I explained to her that I got into this trouble by
+trying to cure William Jones by frictional electricity, and she said:
+'Thee has an ingenious and fruitful mind to invent such a story. Oh,
+that it had been turned to better devices than following a life of
+evil!'
+
+"'And it seems hard, too,' I said, 'that a perfectly respectable Baptist
+plumber should be arrested as a burglar simply because he tried to
+relieve the pain of William Jones by a scientific method invented by the
+Huxley Institute.'
+
+"Where is thy friend William Jones?' she asked.
+
+"Do you know, sir, at that very moment you could hear through the
+partition William Jones and Bella Dougherty laughing next door! It
+seemed like mockery to me, a-setting there in chains, so to speak.
+
+"'He is next door, ma'am,' I said, 'a-courting the hired girl.'
+
+"'I will prove if thee is telling the truth,' she said, and she got up
+and moved toward the door.
+
+"'No, ma'am, no!' I said; 'please don't do that! William mustn't know
+that I am here'; and so she comes back and sets down again, and picks up
+Barclay, and looks sorrerful at me, and says:
+
+"'It is wicked for thee to have such vain imaginations. Why does thee
+persist in pretending that there is a William Jones?' And then she
+started to look through Barclay to find if he had anything that would
+fit the William Jones part of the case.
+
+"What could I do? I daresn't call in William Jones to prove my
+innercence; he was mad all over at me and a bigger man, too, and here
+I was tied; and I couldn't call Bella Dougherty without William Jones
+knowing it. It was hard, sir, for a man as innercent as a little babe
+to set there with that sweet and smooth old lady considering him a
+shameless story-teller and firing Barclay at him, now wasn't it,
+sir? Would you have called William Jones, sir, under them there
+circumstances, and his laughter and Bella Dougherty's still a-resounding
+through the partition?
+
+"Well, sir, that policeman was a long time a-coming with the old Quaker.
+I never knowed why; but Friend Amelia she set down again and turned over
+the leaves of Barclay and begun oncet more to read about Salutations and
+Recreations while, strange as it may seem to you, sir, I felt that I'd
+rather see the policeman and be locked up in a dungeon than to hear more
+of it.
+
+"But, howsomdever, after a while in comes the Quaker and the officer
+with him, and the very first minute the officer seen me he says:
+
+"'I reckernize him as an old offender.'
+
+"'No you don't!' says I; 'I'm no old offender nor a young offender. I'm
+a perfeckly honest Baptist plumber, and I kin prove it, too.'
+
+"'How kin you prove it?' says the officer.
+
+"'By William Jones,' says I, 'who is a-setting in that kitchen right
+next door, a-wooing the hired girl.'
+
+"I was bold about it, sir, because I knowed William Jones daresn't
+strike at me while the officer was there.
+
+"'We'll see about that,' says the officer, and in he goes to Mr.
+Muffitt's yard next door and comes back with William Jones. I have no
+use for a man like William Jones. What do you think he does, sir? Why,
+he looks me over, from head to foot, in a blank sort of a way, and then,
+turning to the policeman, he says: 'I don't know the man, officer; never
+seen him before'; then that low-down plumber walks out and leaves me
+there and goes back, and in a minute I hear him and Bella Dougherty
+a-laughing worse than ever.
+
+"'I thought not,' says the officer, slipping the handcuffs on me, 'and
+so now you come right along.' And Friend Amelia looked mournful at me
+and says to me she would come around regular and read Barclay to me in
+my cell after I was convicted.
+
+"And so, sir, to make a long story short, I was took up before the
+magistrate and held for burglary, and my mate, George Watkins, went my
+bail and so I was let go.
+
+"I might stop here, sir, but I must tell you that the following Thursday
+I met William Jones up a kind of a blind alley where I was working,
+while he was working in a house on the opposite side. He had me in a
+corner where there was no chance to run, so I put on a bold face and
+went right up to him and says:
+
+"'William, there's been some differences betwixt us, but I'm not the man
+to bear grudges and I forgive you."
+
+"'What's that?' says he, savage.
+
+"'Why,' says I, 'the whole thing is just one of them unpleasant
+misunderstandings'; and then I started to explain to him about the
+Huxley Institute theory of frictional electricity and the aurora
+borealis.
+
+"I can't tell what he said, sir, in reply, with reference to the aurora
+borealis, because I'm a decent man and never use no low language; but
+suddenly he jumped on me, and the first thing I knowed I was being
+lifted in the ambulance and fetched to this yer hospital. Was it right,
+sir, do you think, for William Jones to strike me foul, like that, while
+I was trying to state my case to him? No, sir. But that's not the worst
+of it. Last Tuesday word came to me that Bella Dougherty had throwed
+me over and is going to marry William Jones on Decoration Day! Think
+of that, sir!" and Mordecai Barnes turned his head upon his pillow and
+moaned.
+
+Turning again toward me, he was about to resume his statement, when
+suddenly he exclaimed: "Why, there's Aunt Maggie."
+
+A woman of fifty years, nicely clad, came to the bedside and said to him
+coldly:
+
+"Is that you, Mordecai Barnes?"
+
+"Yes, Aunt Maggie."
+
+"I'm ashamed of you, Mordecai Barnes," said she; "ashamed of you. It
+served you right. You got just what was comin' to you. I wish William
+had banged you worse."
+
+Mordecai Barnes groaned.
+
+"And more than that," continued Aunt Maggie, glaring at him through her
+spectacles, "I've torn up my old will which named you my sole heir and
+made a new one and left all my property to this yer very hospital."
+
+With these words Aunt Maggie walked away and left the room.
+
+Mordecai Barnes could not speak for a few minutes. He looked as if death
+would be welcome. Then, pulling the bedclothes up under his chin and
+closing his eyes wearily, he said:
+
+"Curse the day, say I, when George Watkins first went to the Huxley
+Institute and heard about frictional electricity."
+
+
+
+
+
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