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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Songs of Friendship, by James Whitcomb Riley,
+Illustrated by Will Vawter
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+Title: Songs of Friendship
+
+
+Author: James Whitcomb Riley
+
+
+
+Release Date: October 20, 2007 [eBook #23111]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP***
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+
+RILEY SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP
+
+by
+
+JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY
+
+With Pictures by Will Vawter
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+[Frontispiece: "Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"]
+
+
+
+New York
+Grosset & Dunlap
+Publishers
+
+Copyright 1885, 1887, 1888, 1890,
+ 1892, 1893, 1894, 1900, 1903, 1908,
+ 1913, 1915
+James Whitcomb Riley
+
+
+
+
+To
+
+Young E. Allison--Bookman
+
+
+
+
+ The bookman he's a humming-bird--
+ His feasts are honey-fine,--
+ (With hi! hilloo!
+ And clover-dew
+ And roses lush and rare!)
+ _His_ roses are the phrase and word
+ Of olden tomes divine;
+ (With hi! and ho!
+ And pinks ablow
+ And posies everywhere!)
+ The Bookman he's a humming-bird,--
+ He steals from song to song--
+ He scents the ripest-blooming rhyme,
+ And takes his heart along
+ And sacks all sweets of bursting verse
+ And ballads, throng on throng.
+ (With ho! and hey!
+ And brook and brae,
+ And brinks of shade and shine!)
+
+ A humming-bird the Bookman is--
+ Though cumbrous, gray and grim,--
+ (With hi! hilloo!
+ And honey-dew
+ And odors musty-rare!)
+ He bends him o'er that page of his
+ As o'er the rose's rim.
+ (With hi! and ho!
+ And pinks aglow
+ And roses everywhere!)
+ Ay, he's the featest humming-bird,
+ On airiest of wings
+ He poises pendent o'er the poem
+ That blossoms as it sings--
+ God friend him as he dips his beak
+ In such delicious things!
+ (With ho! and hey!
+ And world away
+ And only dreams for him!)
+
+
+
+
+ O friends of mine, whose kindly words come to me
+ Voiced only in lost lisps of ink and pen,
+ If I had power to tell the good you do me,
+ And how the blood you warm goes laughing through me,
+ My tongue would babble baby-talk again.
+
+ And I would toddle round the world to meet you--
+ Fall at your feet, and clamber to your knees
+ And with glad, happy hands would reach and greet you,
+ And twine my arms about you, and entreat you
+ For leave to weave a thousand rhymes like these--
+
+ A thousand rhymes enwrought of nought but presses
+ Of cherry-lip and apple-cheek and chin,
+ And pats of honeyed palms, and rare caresses,
+ And all the sweets of which as Fancy guesses
+ She folds away her wings and swoons therein.
+
+
+
+
+{xv}
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ ABE MARTIN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 142
+ AMERICA'S THANKSGIVING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 182
+ ANCIENT PRINTERMAN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 101
+ ART AND POETRY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 78
+ BACK FROM TOWN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
+ BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34
+ BECAUSE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 152
+ CHRISTMAS GREETING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 141
+ DAN O'SULLIVAN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 132
+ DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . 180
+ DOWN TO THE CAPITAL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 80
+ FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46
+ GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 58
+ HER VALENTINE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 140
+ HERR WEISER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 153
+ HOBO VOLUNTARY, A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
+ I SMOKE MY PIPE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36
+ IN THE AFTERNOON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 148
+ IN THE HEART OF JUNE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 120
+ JAMES B. MAYNARD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100
+ LETTER TO A FRIEND, A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 52
+ "LITTLE MAN IN THE TINSHOP, THE" . . . . . . . . . . . . 61
+ LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS, THE . . . . . . . . . 146
+ MOTHER-SONG, A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 158
+ MY BACHELOR CHUM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 74
+ MY FRIEND . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 126
+ MY HENRY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48
+
+{xvi}
+
+ MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 114
+ MY OLD FRIEND . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 134
+ OLD BAND, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 121
+ OLD CHUMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 89
+ OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 54
+ OLD JOHN HENRY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 136
+ OLD INDIANY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 185
+ OLD MAN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 92
+ OLD MAN AND JIM, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 105
+ OLD SCHOOL-CHUM, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112
+ OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 72
+ POET'S LOVE FOR THE CHILDREN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . 42
+ REACH YOUR HAND TO ME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 176
+ SCOTTY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 90
+ SONG BY UNCLE SIDNEY, A . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41
+ STEPMOTHER, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 162
+ THAT NIGHT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 168
+ TO ALMON KEEPER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 170
+ TO THE QUIET OBSERVER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 174
+ TOM VAN ARDEN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 68
+ TOMMY SMITH . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 66
+ TRAVELING MAN, THE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 128
+ UNCLE SIDNEY TO MARCELLUS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 40
+ WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 160
+ WHEN OLD JACK DIED . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 163
+ WHEN WE THREE MEET . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 60
+
+
+
+
+{xvii}
+
+ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+ "SLEEP, FOR THY MOTHER BENDS OVER THEE YET!" . . Frontispiece
+ BACK FROM TOWN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
+ A HOBO VOLUNTARY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25
+ HE CAMPS NEAR TOWN, ON THE OLD CRICK-BANK . . . . . . . 27
+ AND SO LIKEWISE DOES THE FARMHANDS STARE . . . . . . . . 31
+ A HOBO VOLUNTARY--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33
+ BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . 34
+ BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . 35
+ AND WRAPPED IN SHROUDS OF DRIFTING CLOUDS . . . . . . . 37
+ UNCLE SIDNEY TO MARCELLUS--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . 40
+ THE POET'S LOVE FOR THE CHILDREN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . 42
+ OF THE ORCHARD-LANDS OF CHILDHOOD . . . . . . . . . . . 43
+ FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . 46
+ FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . 47
+ MY HENRY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48
+ NOTHIN' THAT BOY WOULDN'T RESK! . . . . . . . . . . . . 49
+ A LETTER TO A FRIEND--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . 52
+ A LETTER TO A FRIEND--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . 53
+ THE OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . 54
+ THE BLESSED OLD VOLUME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55
+ GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 58
+ GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 59
+ "THE LITTLE MAN IN THE TINSHOP"--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . 61
+ THE ORCHESTRA, WITH ITS MELODY . . . . . . . . . . . . . 63
+ TOMMY SMITH--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 66
+ OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . 72
+ HIS MOUTH IS A GRIN WITH THE CORNERS TUCKED IN . . . . . 75
+ ART AND POETRY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 78
+ DOWN TO THE CAPITAL--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 80
+ TO OLD ONE-LEGGED CHAPS, LIKE ME . . . . . . . . . . . . 83
+
+{xviii}
+
+ "IT'S ALL JES' ARTIFICIAL, THIS-ERE HIGH-PRICED
+ LIFE OF OURS" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 87
+ OLD CHUMS--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 89
+ SCOTTY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 90
+ THE OLD MAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 92
+ IN YOUR REPOSEFUL GAZE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 95
+ THE OLD MAN--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 99
+ THE ANCIENT PRINTERMAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . 101
+ O PRINTERMAN OF SALLOW FACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 103
+ THE OLD MAN AND JIM--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 105
+ "WELL, GOOD-BY, JIM" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 107
+ THE OLD MAN AND JIM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 109
+ THE OLD MAN AND JIM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 110
+ THE OLD MAN AND JIM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 111
+ THE OLD SCHOOL-CHUM--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 112
+ THE OLD SCHOOL-CHUM--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 113
+ MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . 114
+ AH, FRIEND OF MINE, HOW GOES IT . . . . . . . . . . . . 115
+ MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . 119
+ THE OLD BAND--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 121
+ I WANT TO HEAR THE OLD BAND PLAY . . . . . . . . . . . . 123
+ THE OLD BAND--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 125
+ MY FRIEND--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 126
+ MY FRIEND--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 127
+ THE TRAVELING MAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 128
+ WHO HAVE MET HIM WITH SMILES AND WITH CHEER . . . . . . 129
+ DAN O'SULLIVAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 132
+ DAN O'SULLIVAN--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 133
+ MY OLD FRIEND--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 134
+ OLD JOHN HENRY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 136
+ A SMILIN' FACE AND A HEARTY HAND . . . . . . . . . . . . 137
+ CHRISTMAS GREETING--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 141
+ ABE MARTIN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 142
+ HIS MOUTH, LIKE HIS PIPE, 'S ALLUS GOIN' . . . . . . . . 143
+ THE LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS--HEADPIECE . . . . 146
+ THE LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS--TAILPIECE . . . . 147
+ IN THE AFTERNOON--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 148
+ YOU IN THE HAMMOCK; AND I, NEAR BY . . . . . . . . . . . 149
+ IN THE AFTERNOON--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 151
+
+{xix}
+
+ HERR WEISER--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 153
+ AND LILY AND ASTER AND COLUMBINE . . . . . . . . . . . . 155
+ HERR WEISER--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 157
+ A MOTHER-SONG--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 158
+ WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . 160
+ WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . 161
+ WHEN OLD JACK DIED--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 163
+ WE COULDN'T ONLY CRY WHEN OLD JACK DIED . . . . . . . . 165
+ WHEN OLD JACK DIED--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . 167
+ THAT NIGHT--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 168
+ THAT NIGHT--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 169
+ TO ALMON KEEFER--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 170
+ UNDER "THE OLD SWEET APPLE TREE" . . . . . . . . . . . . 171
+ TO ALMON KEEFER--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 173
+ TO THE QUIET OBSERVER--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . 174
+ TO THE QUIET OBSERVER--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . 175
+ REACH YOUR HAND TO ME--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . 176
+ REACH YOUR HAND TO ME, MY FRIEND . . . . . . . . . . . . 177
+ REACH YOUR HAND TO ME--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . 179
+ THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . 180
+ THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . 181
+ AMERICA'S THANKSGIVING--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . 182
+ OLD INDIANY--HEADPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 185
+ BUT, FELLERS, SHE'S A LEAKY STATE! . . . . . . . . . . . 187
+ OLD INDIANY--TAILPIECE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 190
+
+
+
+
+{23}
+
+RILEY SONGS OF FRIENDSHIP
+
+
+[Illustration: Back from town--headpiece]
+
+BACK FROM TOWN
+
+ Old friends allus is the best,
+ Halest-like and heartiest:
+ Knowed us first, and don't allow
+ We're so blame much better now!
+ They was standin' at the bars
+ When we grabbed "the kivvered kyars"
+ And lit out fer town, to make
+ Money--and that old mistake!
+
+{24}
+
+ We thought then the world we went
+ Into beat "The Settlement,"
+ And the friends 'at we'd make there
+ Would beat any anywhere!--
+ And they do--fer that's their biz:
+ They beat all the friends they is--
+ 'Cept the raal old friends like you
+ 'At staid at home, like I'd ort to!
+
+ W'y, of all the good things yit
+ I ain't shet of, is to quit
+ Business, and git back to sheer
+ These old comforts waitin' here--
+ These old friends; and these old hands
+ 'At a feller understands;
+ These old winter nights, and old
+ Young-folks chased in out the cold!
+
+ Sing "Hard Times'll come ag'in
+ No More!" and neighbors all jine in!
+ Here's a feller come from town
+ Wants that-air old fiddle down
+ From the chimbly!--Git the floor
+ Cleared fer one cowtillion more!--
+ It's poke the kitchen fire, says he,
+ And shake a friendly leg with me!
+
+
+
+
+{25}
+
+[Illustration: A hobo voluntary--headpiece]
+
+ A HOBO VOLUNTARY
+
+ Oh, the hobo's life is a roving life;
+ It robs pretty maids of their heart's delight--
+ It causes them to weep and it causes them to mourn
+ For the life of a hobo, never to return.
+
+ The hobo's heart it is light and free,
+ Though it's Sweethearts all, farewell, to thee!--
+ Farewell to thee, for it's far away
+ The homeless hobo's footsteps stray.
+
+ In the morning bright, or the dusk so dim,
+ It's any path is the one for him!
+ He'll take his chances, long or short,
+ For to meet his fate with a valiant heart.
+
+{26}
+
+ Oh, it's beauty mops out the sidetracked-car,
+ And it's beauty-beaut' at the pigs-feet bar;
+ But when his drinks and his eats is made
+ Then the hobo shunts off down the grade.
+
+ He camps near town, on the old crick-bank,
+ And he cuts his name on the water-tank--
+ He cuts his name and the hobo sign,--
+ "Bound for the land of corn and wine!"
+
+ (Oh, it's I like friends that he'ps me through,
+ And the friends also that he'ps you, too,--
+ Oh, I like all friends, 'most every kind
+ But I don't like friends that don't like mine.)
+
+ There's friends of mine, when they gits the hunch,
+ Comes a swarmin' in, the blasted bunch,--
+ "Clog-step Jonny" and "Flat-wheel Bill"
+ And "Brockey Ike" from Circleville.
+
+ With "Cooney Ward" and "Sikes the Kid"
+ And old "Pop Lawson"--the best we had--
+ The rankest mug and the worst for lush
+ And the dandiest of the whole blame push.
+
+{27}
+
+[Illustration: He camps near town on the old crick-bank]
+
+{29}
+
+ Oh, them's the times I remembers best
+ When I took my chance with all the rest,
+ And hogged fried chicken and roastin' ears, too,
+ And sucked cheroots when the feed was through.
+
+ Oh, the hobo's way is the railroad line,
+ And it's little he cares for schedule time;
+ Whatever town he's a-striken for
+ Will wait for him till he gits there.
+
+ And whatever burg that he lands in
+ There's beauties there just thick for him--
+ There's beauty at "The Queen's Taste Lunch-stand," sure,
+ Or "The Last Chance Boardin' House" back-door.
+
+ He's lonesome-like, so he gits run in,
+ To git the hang o' the world ag'in;
+ But the laundry circles he moves in there
+ Makes him sigh for the country air,--
+
+{30}
+
+ So it's Good-by gals! and he takes his chance
+ And wads hisself through the workhouse-fence:
+ He sheds the town and the railroad, too,
+ And strikes mud roads for a change of view.
+
+ The jay drives by on his way to town,
+ And looks on the hobo in high scorn,
+ And so likewise does the farmhands stare--
+ But what the haids does the hobo care!
+
+ He hits the pike, in the summer's heat
+ Or the winter's cold, with its snow and sleet--
+ With a boot on one foot, and one shoe--
+ Or he goes barefoot, if he chooses to.
+
+ But he likes the best, when the days is warm,
+ With his bum Prince-Albert on his arm--
+ He likes to size up a farmhouse where
+ They haint no man nor bulldog there.
+
+ Oh, he gits his meals wherever he can,
+ So natchurly he's a handy man--
+ He's a handy man both day and night,
+ And he's always blest with an appetite!
+
+{31}
+
+[Illustration: And so likewise do the farmhands stare]
+
+{33}
+
+ A tin o' black coffee, and a rhuburb pie--
+ Be they old and cold as charity--
+ They're hot-stuff enough for the pore hobo,
+ And it's "Thanks, kind lady, for to treat me so!"
+
+ Then he fills his pipe with a stub cigar
+ And swipes a coal from the kitchen fire,
+ And the hired girl says, in a smilin' tone,--
+ "It's good-by, John, if you call that goin'!"
+
+ Oh, the hobo's life is a roving life,
+ It robs pretty maids of their heart's delight--
+ It causes them to weep and it causes them to mourn
+ For the life of a hobo, never to return.
+
+[Illustration: A hobo voluntary--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{34}
+
+[Illustration: Be our fortunes as they may--headpiece]
+
+ BE OUR FORTUNES AS THEY MAY
+
+ Be our fortunes as they may,
+ Touched with loss or sorrow,
+ Saddest eyes that weep to-day
+ May be glad to-morrow.
+
+ Yesterday the rain was here,
+ And the winds were blowing--
+ Sky and earth and atmosphere
+ Brimmed and overflowing.
+
+{35}
+
+ But to-day the sun is out,
+ And the drear November
+ We were then so vexed about
+ Now we scarce remember.
+
+ Yesterday you lost a friend--
+ Bless your heart and love it!--
+ For you scarce could comprehend
+ All the aching of it;--
+
+ But I sing to you and say:
+ Let the lost friend sorrow--
+ Here's another come to-day,
+ Others may to-morrow.
+
+[Illustration: Be our fortunes as they may--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{36}
+
+ I SMOKE MY PIPE
+
+ I can't extend to every friend
+ In need a helping hand--
+ No matter though I wish it so,
+ 'Tis not as Fortune planned;
+ But haply may I fancy they
+ Are men of different stripe
+ Than others think who hint and wink,--
+ And so--I smoke my pipe!
+
+ A golden coal to crown the bowl--
+ My pipe and I alone,--
+ I sit and muse with idler views
+ Perchance than I should own:--
+ It might be worse to own the purse
+ Whose glutted bowels gripe
+ In little qualms of stinted alms;
+ And so I smoke my pipe.
+
+{37}
+
+[Illustration: And wrapped in shrouds of drifting clouds]
+
+{39}
+
+ And if inclined to moor my mind
+ And cast the anchor Hope,
+ A puff of breath will put to death
+ The morbid misanthrope
+ That lurks inside--as errors hide
+ In standing forms of type
+ To mar at birth some line of worth;
+ And so I smoke my pipe.
+
+ The subtle stings misfortune flings
+ Can give me little pain
+ When my narcotic spell has wrought
+ This quiet in my brain:
+ When I can waste the past in taste
+ So luscious and so ripe
+ That like an elf I hug myself;
+ And so I smoke my pipe.
+
+ And wrapped in shrouds of drifting clouds
+ I watch the phantom's flight,
+ Till alien eyes from Paradise
+ Smile on me as I write:
+ And I forgive the wrongs that live,
+ As lightly as I wipe
+ Away the tear that rises here;
+ And so I smoke my pipe.
+
+
+
+
+{40}
+
+[Illustration: Uncle Sidney to Marcellus--headpiece]
+
+ UNCLE SIDNEY TO MARCELLUS
+
+ Marcellus, won't you tell us--
+ Truly tell us, if you can,--
+ What will you be, Marcellus,
+ When you get to be a man?
+
+ You turn, with never answer
+ But to the band that plays.--
+ O rapt and eerie dancer,
+ What of your future days?
+
+ Far in the years before us
+ We dreamers see your fame,
+ While song and praise in chorus
+ Make music of your name.
+
+ And though our dreams foretell us
+ As only visions can,
+ You must prove it, O Marcellus,
+ When you get to be a man!
+
+
+
+
+{41}
+
+ A SONG BY UNCLE SIDNEY
+
+ O were I not a clod, intent
+ On being just an earthly thing,
+ I'd be that rare embodiment
+ Of Heart and Spirit, Voice and Wing,
+ With pure, ecstatic, rapture-sent,
+ Divinely-tender twittering
+ That Echo swoons to re-present,--
+ A bluebird in the Spring.
+
+
+
+
+{42}
+
+[Illustration: The poet's love for the children--headpiece]
+
+ THE POET'S LOVE FOR THE CHILDREN
+
+ Kindly and warm and tender,
+ He nestled each childish palm
+ So close in his own that his touch was a prayer
+ And his speech a blessed psalm.
+
+ He has turned from the marvelous pages
+ Of many an alien tome--
+ Haply come down from Olivet,
+ Or out from the gates of Rome--
+
+{43}
+
+[Illustration: Of the orchard-lands of childhood]
+
+{45}
+
+ Set sail o'er the seas between him
+ And each little beckoning hand
+ That fluttered about in the meadows
+ And groves of his native land,--
+
+ Fluttered and flashed on his vision
+ As, in the glimmering light
+ Of the orchard-lands of childhood,
+ The blossoms of pink and white.
+
+ And there have been sobs in his bosom,
+ As out on the shores he stept,
+ And many a little welcomer
+ Has wondered why he wept.--
+
+ That was because, O children,
+ Ye might not always be
+ The same that the Savior's arms were wound
+ About, in Galilee.
+
+
+
+
+{46}
+
+[Illustration: Friend of a wayward hour--headpiece]
+
+ FRIEND OF A WAYWARD HOUR
+
+ Friend of a wayward hour, you came
+ Like some good ghost, and went the same;
+ And I within the haunted place
+ Sit smiling on your vanished face,
+ And talking with--your name.
+
+ But thrice the pressure of your hand--
+ First hail--congratulations--and
+ Your last "God bless you!" as the train
+ That brought you snatched you back again
+ Into the unknown land.
+
+{47}
+
+ "God bless me?" Why, your very prayer
+ Was answered ere you asked it there,
+ I know--for when you came to lend
+ Me your kind hand, and call me friend,
+ God blessed me unaware.
+
+[Illustration: Friend of a wayward hour--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{48}
+
+[Illustration: My Henry--headpiece]
+
+ MY HENRY
+
+ He's jes' a great, big, awk'ard, hulkin'
+ Feller,--humped, and sort o' sulkin'--
+ Like, and ruther still-appearin'--
+ Kind-as-ef he wuzn't keerin'
+ Whether school helt out er not--
+ That's my Henry, to a dot!
+
+ Allus kind o' liked him--whether
+ Childern, er growed-up together!
+ Fifteen year' ago and better,
+ 'Fore he ever knowed a letter,
+ Run acrosst the little fool
+ In my Primer-class at school.
+
+{49}
+
+[Illustration: Nothin' that boy wouldn't resk!]
+
+{51}
+
+ When the Teacher wuzn't lookin',
+ He'd be th'owin' wads; er crookin'
+ Pins; er sprinklin' pepper, more'n
+ Likely, on the stove; er borin'
+ Gimlet-holes up thue his desk--
+ Nothin' _that_ boy wouldn't resk!
+
+ But, somehow, as I was goin'
+ On to say, he seemed so knowin',
+ _Other_ ways, and cute and cunnin'--
+ Allus wuz a notion runnin'
+ Thue my giddy, fool-head he
+ Jes' had be'n cut out fer me!
+
+ Don't go much on _prophesyin'_,
+ But last night whilse I wuz fryin'
+ Supper, with that man a-pitchin'
+ Little Marthy round the kitchen,
+ Think-says-I, "Them baby's eyes
+ Is my Henry's, jes' p'cise!"
+
+
+
+
+{52}
+
+[Illustration: A letter to a friend--headpiece]
+
+ A LETTER TO A FRIEND
+
+ The past is like a story
+ I have listened to in dreams
+ That vanished in the glory
+ Of the Morning's early gleams;
+ And--at my shadow glancing--
+ I feel a loss of strength,
+ As the Day of Life advancing
+ Leaves it shorn of half its length.
+
+{53}
+
+ But it's all in vain to worry
+ At the rapid race of Time--
+ And he flies in such a flurry
+ When I trip him with a rhyme,
+ I'll bother him no longer
+ Than to thank you for the thought
+ That "my fame is growing stronger
+ As you really think it ought."
+
+ And though I fall below it,
+ I might know as much of mirth
+ To live and die a poet
+ Of unacknowledged worth;
+ For Fame is but a vagrant--
+ Though a loyal one and brave,
+ And his laurels ne'er so fragrant
+ As when scattered o'er the grave.
+
+[Illustration: A letter to a friend--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{54}
+
+[Illustration: The old-fashioned Bible--headpiece]
+
+ THE OLD-FASHIONED BIBLE
+
+ How dear to my heart are the scenes of my childhood
+ That now but in mem'ry I sadly review;
+ The old meeting-house at the edge of the wildwood,
+ The rail fence, and horses all tethered thereto;
+ The low, sloping roof, and the bell in the steeple,
+ The doves that came fluttering out overhead
+ As it solemnly gathered the God-fearing people
+ To hear the old Bible my grandfather read.
+ The old-fashioned Bible--
+ The dust-covered Bible--
+ The leathern-bound Bible my grandfather read.
+
+{55}
+
+[Illustration: The blessed old volume]
+
+{57}
+
+ The blessed old volume! The face bent above it--
+ As now I recall it--is gravely severe,
+ Though the reverent eye that droops downward to love it
+ Makes grander the text through the lens of a tear,
+ And, as down his features it trickles and glistens,
+ The cough of the deacon is stilled, and his head
+ Like a haloed patriarch's leans as he listens
+ To hear the old Bible my grandfather read.
+ The old-fashioned Bible--
+ The dust-covered Bible--
+ The leathern-bound Bible my grandfather read.
+
+ Ah! who shall look backward with scorn and derision
+ And scoff the old book though it uselessly lies
+ In the dust of the past, while this newer revision
+ Lisps on of a hope and a home in the skies?
+ Shall the voice of the Master be stifled and riven?
+ Shall we hear but a tithe of the words He has said,
+ When so long He has, listening, leaned out of Heaven
+ To hear the old Bible my grandfather read?
+ The old-fashioned Bible--
+ The dust-covered Bible--
+ The leathern-bound Bible my grandfather read.
+
+
+
+
+{58}
+
+[Illustration: Good-by er howdy-do--headpiece]
+
+ GOOD-BY ER HOWDY-DO
+
+ Say good-by er howdy-do--
+ What's the odds betwixt the two?
+ Comin'--goin', ev'ry day--
+ Best friends first to go away--
+ Grasp of hands you'd ruther hold
+ Than their weight in solid gold
+ Slips their grip while greetin' you.--
+ Say good-by er howdy-do!
+
+{59}
+
+ Howdy-do, and then, good-by--
+ Mixes jes' like laugh and cry;
+ Deaths and births, and worst and best,
+ Tangled their contrariest;
+ Ev'ry jinglin' weddin'-bell
+ Skeerin' up some funer'l knell.--
+ Here's my song, and there's your sigh.--
+ Howdy-do, and then, good-by!
+
+ Say good-by er howdy-do--
+ Jes' the same to me and you;
+ 'Taint worth while to make no fuss,
+ 'Cause the job's put up on us!
+ Some One's runnin' this concern
+ That's got nothin' else to learn:
+ Ef _He's_ willin', we'll pull through--
+ Say good-by er howdy-do!
+
+[Illustration: Good-by er howdy-do--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{60}
+
+ WHEN WE THREE MEET
+
+ When we three meet? Ah! friend of mine
+ Whose verses well and flow as wine,--
+ My thirsting fancy thou dost fill
+ With draughts delicious, sweeter still
+ Since tasted by those lips of thine.
+
+ I pledge thee, through the chill sunshine
+ Of autumn, with a warmth divine,
+ Thrilled through as only I shall thrill
+ When we three meet.
+
+ I pledge thee, if we fast or dine,
+ We yet shall loosen, line by line,
+ Old ballads, and the blither trill
+ Of our-time singers--for there will
+ Be with us all the Muses nine
+ When we three meet.
+
+
+
+
+{61}
+
+[Illustration: "The little man in the tinshop"--headpiece]
+
+ "THE LITTLE MAN IN THE TINSHOP"
+
+ When I was a little boy, long ago,
+ And spoke of the theater as the "show,"
+ The first one that I went to see,
+ Mother's brother it was took me--
+ (My uncle, of course, though he seemed to be
+ Only a boy--I loved him so!)
+ And ah, how pleasant he made it all!
+ And the things he knew that _I_ should know!--
+ The stage, the "drop," and the frescoed wall;
+ The sudden flash of the lights; and oh,
+ The orchestra, with its melody,
+ And the lilt and jingle and jubilee
+ Of "The Little Man in the Tinshop"!
+
+{62}
+
+ For Uncle showed me the "Leader" there,
+ With his pale, bleak forehead and long, black hair;
+ Showed me the "Second," and "'Cello," and "Bass,"
+ And the "B-Flat," pouting and puffing his face
+ At the little end of the horn he blew
+ Silvery bubbles of music through;
+ And he coined me names of them, each in turn,
+ Some comical name that I laughed to learn,
+ Clean on down to the last and best,--
+ The lively little man, never at rest,
+ Who hides away at the end of the string,
+ And tinkers and plays on everything,--
+ That's "The Little Man in the Tinshop"!
+
+ Raking a drum like a rattle of hail,
+ Clinking a cymbal or castanet;
+ Chirping a twitter or sending a wail
+ Through a piccolo that thrills me yet;
+ Reeling ripples of riotous bells,
+ And tipsy tinkles of triangles--
+ Wrangled and tangled in skeins of sound
+ Till it seemed that my very soul spun round,
+ As I leaned, in a breathless joy, toward my
+ Radiant uncle, who snapped his eye
+ And said, with the courtliest wave of his hand,
+ "Why, that little master of all the band
+ Is 'The Little Man in the Tinshop'!
+
+{63}
+
+[Illustration: The orchestra, with its melody]
+
+{65}
+
+ "And I've heard Verdi, the Wonderful,
+ And Paganini, and Ole Bull,
+ Mozart, Handel, and Mendelssohn,
+ And fair Parepa, whose matchless tone
+ Karl, her master, with magic bow,
+ Blent with the angels', and held her so
+ Tranced till the rapturous Infinite--
+ And I've heard arias, faint and low,
+ From many an operatic light
+ Glimmering on my swimming sight
+ Dimmer and dimmer, until, at last,
+ I still sit, holding my roses fast
+ For 'The Little Man in the Tinshop.'"
+
+ Oho! my Little Man, joy to you--
+ And _yours_--and _theirs_--your lifetime through!
+ Though _I've_ heard melodies, boy and man,
+ Since first "the show" of my life began,
+ Never yet have I listened to
+ Sadder, madder, or gladder glees
+ Than your unharmonied harmonies;
+ For yours is the music that appeals
+ To all the fervor the boy's heart feels--
+ All his glories, his wildest cheers,
+ His bravest hopes, and his brightest tears;
+ And so, with his first bouquet, he kneels
+ To "The Little Man in the Tinshop."
+
+
+
+
+{66}
+
+[Illustration: Tommy Smith--headpiece]
+
+ TOMMY SMITH
+
+ Dimple-cheeked and rosy-lipped,
+ With his cap-rim backward tipped,
+ Still in fancy I can see
+ Little Tommy smile on me--
+ Little Tommy Smith.
+
+ Little unsung Tommy Smith--
+ Scarce a name to rhyme it with;
+ Yet most tenderly to me
+ Something sings unceasingly--
+ Little Tommy Smith.
+
+{67}
+
+ On the verge of some far land
+ Still forever does he stand,
+ With his cap-rim rakishly
+ Tilted; so he smiles on me--
+ Little Tommy Smith.
+
+ Elder-blooms contrast the grace
+ Of the rover's radiant face--
+ Whistling back, in mimicry,
+ "Old--Bob--White!" all liquidly--
+ Little Tommy Smith.
+
+ O my jaunty statuette
+ Of first love, I see you yet.
+ Though you smile so mistily,
+ It is but through tears I see,
+ Little Tommy Smith.
+
+ But, with crown tipped back behind,
+ And the glad hand of the wind
+ Smoothing back your hair, I see
+ Heaven's best angel smile on me,--
+ Little Tommy Smith.
+
+
+
+
+{68}
+
+ TOM VAN ARDEN
+
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend,
+ Our warm fellowship is one
+ Far too old to comprehend
+ Where its bond was first begun:
+ Mirage-like before my gaze
+ Gleams a land of other days,
+ Where two truant boys, astray,
+ Dream their lazy lives away.
+
+ There's a vision, in the guise
+ Of Midsummer, where the Past
+ Like a weary beggar lies
+ In the shadow Time has cast;
+ And as blends the bloom of trees
+ With the drowsy hum of bees,
+ Fragrant thoughts and murmurs blend,
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend.
+
+{69}
+
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend,
+ All the pleasures we have known
+ Thrill me now as I extend
+ This old hand and grasp your own--
+ Feeling, in the rude caress,
+ All affection's tenderness;
+ Feeling, though the touch be rough,
+ Our old souls are soft enough.
+
+ So we'll make a mellow hour:
+ Fill your pipe, and taste the wine--
+ Warp your face, if it be sour,
+ I can spare a smile from mine;
+ If it sharpen up your wit,
+ Let me feel the edge of it--
+ I have eager ears to lend,
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend.
+
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend,
+ Are we "lucky dogs," indeed?
+ Are we all that we pretend
+ In the jolly life we lead?--
+ Bachelors, we must confess,
+ Boast of "single blessedness"
+ To the world, but not alone--
+ Man's best sorrow is his own!
+
+{70}
+
+ And the saddest truth is this,--
+ Life to us has never proved
+ What we tasted in the kiss
+ Of the women we have loved:
+ Vainly we congratulate
+ Our escape from such a fate
+ As their lying lips could send,
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend!
+
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend,
+ Hearts, like fruit upon the stem,
+ Ripen sweetest, I contend,
+ As the frost falls over them:
+ Your regard for me to-day
+ Makes November taste of May,
+ And through every vein of rhyme
+ Pours the blood of summer-time.
+
+ When our souls are cramped with youth
+ Happiness seems far away
+ In the future, while, in truth,
+ We look back on it to-day
+ Through our tears, nor dare to boast,--
+ "Better to have loved and lost!"
+ Broken hearts are hard to mend,
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend.
+
+{71}
+
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend,
+ I grow prosy, and you tire;
+ Fill the glasses while I bend
+ To prod up the failing fire. . . .
+ You are restless:--I presume
+ There's a dampness in the room.--
+ Much of warmth our nature begs,
+ With rheumatics in our legs! . . .
+
+ Humph! the legs we used to fling
+ Limber-jointed in the dance,
+ When we heard the fiddle ring
+ Up the curtain of Romance,
+ And in crowded public halls
+ Played with hearts like jugglers' balls.--
+ _Feats of mountebanks, depend!_--
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend.
+
+ Tom Van Arden, my old friend,
+ Pardon, then, this theme of mine:
+ While the firelight leaps to lend
+ Higher color to the wine,--
+ I propose a health to those
+ Who have _homes_, and home's repose,
+ Wife- and child-love without end!
+ . . . Tom Van Arden, my old friend.
+
+
+
+
+{72}
+
+[Illustration: Our old friend Neverfail--headpiece]
+
+ OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL
+
+ O it's good to ketch a relative 'at's richer and don't run
+ When you holler out to hold up, and'll joke and have his fun;
+ It's good to hear a man called bad and then find out he's not,
+ Er strike some chap they call lukewarm 'at's really red-hot;
+
+{73}
+
+ It's good to know the Devil's painted jes' a leetle black,
+ And it's good to have most anybody pat you on the back;--
+ But jes' the best thing in the world's our old friend Neverfail,
+ When he wags yer hand as honest as an old dog wags his tail!
+
+ I like to strike the man I owe the same time I can pay,
+ And take back things I've borried, and su'prise folks thataway;
+ I like to find out that the man I voted fer last fall,
+ That didn't git elected, was a scoundrel after all;
+ I like the man that likes the pore and he'ps 'em when he can;
+ I like to meet a ragged tramp 'at's still a gentleman;
+ But most I like--with you, my boy--our old friend Neverfail,
+ When he wags yer hand as honest as an old dog wags his tail!
+
+
+
+
+{74}
+
+ MY BACHELOR CHUM
+
+ A corpulent man is my bachelor chum,
+ With a neck apoplectic and thick--
+ An abdomen on him as big as a drum,
+ And a fist big enough for the stick;
+ With a walk that for grace is clear out of the case,
+ And a wobble uncertain--as though
+ His little bow-legs had forgotten the pace
+ That in youth used to favor him so.
+
+ He is forty, at least; and the top of his head
+ Is a bald and a glittering thing;
+ And his nose and his two chubby cheeks are as red
+ As three rival roses in spring;
+
+{75}
+
+[Illustration: His mouth is a grin with the corners tucked in]
+
+{77}
+
+ His mouth is a grin with the corners tucked in,
+ And his laugh is so breezy and bright
+ That it ripples his features and dimples his chin
+ With a billowy look of delight.
+
+ He is fond of declaring he "don't care a straw"--
+ That "the ills of a bachelor's life
+ Are blisses, compared with a mother-in-law
+ And a boarding-school miss for a wife!"
+ So he smokes and he drinks, and he jokes and he winks,
+ And he dines and he wines, all alone,
+ With a thumb ever ready to snap as he thinks
+ Of the comforts he never has known.
+
+ But up in his den--(Ah, my bachelor chum!)--
+ I have sat with him there in the gloom,
+ When the laugh of his lips died away to become
+ But a phantom of mirth in the room.
+ And to look on him there you would love him, for all
+ His ridiculous ways, and be dumb
+ As the little girl-face that smiles down from the wall
+ On the tears of my bachelor chum.
+
+
+
+
+{78}
+
+[Illustration: Art and poetry--headpiece]
+
+ ART AND POETRY
+
+ TO HOMER DAVENPORT
+
+ Wess he says, and sort o' grins,
+ "Art and Poetry is twins!
+
+ "Yit, if I'd my pick, I'd shake
+ Poetry, and no mistake!
+
+ "Pictures, allus, 'peared to _me_,
+ Clean laid over Poetry!
+
+{79}
+
+ "Let me _draw_, and then, i jings,
+ I'll not keer a straw who sings.
+
+ "'F I could draw as you have drew,
+ Like to jes' swop pens with you!
+
+ "Picture-drawin' 's my pet vision
+ Of Life-work in Lands Elysian.
+
+ "Pictures is first language we
+ Find hacked out in History.
+
+ "Most delight we ever took
+ Was in our first Picture-book.
+
+ "'Thout the funny picture-makers,
+ They'd be lots more undertakers!
+
+ "Still, as I say, Rhymes and Art
+ 'Smighty hard to tell apart.
+
+ "Songs and pictures go together
+ Same as birds and summer weather."
+
+ So Wess says, and sort o' grins,
+ "Art and Poetry is twins."
+
+
+
+
+{80}
+
+[Illustration: Down to the Capital--headpiece]
+
+ DOWN TO THE CAPITAL
+
+ I' be'n down to the Capital at Washington, D. C.,
+ Where Congerss meets and passes on the pensions ort to be
+ Allowed to old one-legged chaps, like me, 'at sence the war
+ Don't wear their pants in pairs at all--and yit how proud we are!
+
+{81}
+
+ Old Flukens, from our deestrick, jes' turned in and tuck and made
+ Me stay with him whilse I was there; and longer 'at I stayed
+ The more I kep' a-wantin' jes' to kind o' git away,
+ And yit a-feelin' sociabler with Flukens ever' day.
+
+ You see I'd got the idy--and I guess most folks agrees--
+ 'At men as rich as him, you know, kin do jes' what they please;
+ A man worth stacks o' money, and a Congerssman and all,
+ And livin' in a buildin' bigger'n Masonic Hall!
+
+ Now mind, I'm not a-faultin' Fluke--he made his money square:
+ We both was Forty-niners, and both bu'sted gittin' there;
+ I weakened and onwindlassed, and he stuck and stayed and made
+ His millions; don't know what _I'm_ worth untel my pension's paid.
+
+ But I was goin' to tell you--er a-ruther goin' to try
+ To tell you how he's livin' now: gas burnin' mighty nigh
+ In ever' room about the house; and ever' night, about,
+ Some blame reception goin' on, and money goin' out.
+
+{82}
+
+ They's people there from all the world--jes' ever' kind 'at lives,
+ Injuns and all! and Senators, and Ripresentatives;
+ And girls, you know, jes' dressed in gauze and roses, I declare,
+ And even old men shamblin' round a-waltzin' with 'em there!
+
+ And bands a-tootin' circus-tunes, 'way in some other room
+ Jes' chokin' full o' hothouse plants and pinies and perfume;
+ And fountains, squirtin' stiddy all the time; and statutes, made
+ Out o' puore marble, 'peared-like, sneakin' round there in the shade.
+
+ And Fluke he coaxed and begged and pled with me to take a hand
+ And sashay in amongst 'em--crutch and all, you understand;
+ But when I said how tired I was, and made fer open air,
+ He follered, and tel five o'clock we set a-talkin' there.
+
+{83}
+
+[Illustration: To old one-legged chaps, like me]
+
+{85}
+
+ "My God!" says he--Fluke says to me, "I'm tireder'n you!
+ Don't putt up yer tobacker tel you give a man a chew.
+ Set back a leetle furder in the shadder--that'll do;
+ I'm tireder'n you, old man; I'm tireder'n you.
+
+ "You see that-air old dome," says he, "humped up ag'inst the sky?
+ It's grand, first time you see it; but it changes, by and by,
+ And then it stays jes' thataway--jes' anchored high and dry
+ Betwixt the sky up yender and the achin' of yer eye.
+
+ "Night's purty; not so purty, though, as what it ust to be
+ When my first wife was livin'. You remember her?" says he.
+ I nodded-like, and Fluke went on, "I wonder now ef she
+ Knows where I am--and what I am--and what I ust to be?
+
+ "That band in there!--I ust to think 'at music couldn't wear
+ A feller out the way it does; but that ain't music there--
+ That's jes' a' _imitation_, and like ever'thing, I swear,
+ I hear, er see, er tetch, er taste, er tackle anywhere!
+
+{86}
+
+ "It's all jes' _artificial_, this-'ere high-priced life of ours;
+ The theory, it's sweet enough, tel it saps down and sours.
+ They's no _home_ left, ner _ties_ o' home about it. By the powers,
+ The whole thing's artificialer'n artificial flowers!
+
+ "And all I want, and could lay down and sob fer, is to know
+ The homely things of homely life; fer instance, jes' to go
+ And set down by the kitchen stove--Lord! that 'u'd rest me so,--
+ Jes' set there, like I ust to do, and laugh and joke, you know.
+
+ "Jes' set there, like I ust to do," says Fluke, a-startin' in,
+ 'Peared-like, to say the whole thing over to hisse'f ag'in;
+ Then stopped and turned, and kind o' coughed, and stooped
+ and fumbled fer
+ Somepin' o' 'nuther in the grass--I guess his handkercher.
+
+ Well, sence I'm back from Washington, where I left Fluke a-still
+ A-leggin' fer me, heart and soul, on that-air pension bill,
+ I've half-way struck the notion, when I think o' wealth and sich,
+ They's nothin' much patheticker'n jes' a-bein' rich!
+
+{87}
+
+[Illustration: "It's all jes' artificial, this-'ere high-priced life of
+ours"]
+
+
+
+
+{89}
+
+[Illustration: Old chums--headpiece]
+
+ OLD CHUMS
+
+ "If I die first," my old chum paused to say,
+ "Mind! not a whimper of regret:--instead,
+ Laugh and be glad, as I shall.--Being dead,
+ I shall not lodge so very far away
+ But that our mirth shall mingle.--So, the day
+ The word comes, joy with me." "I'll try," I said,
+ Though, even speaking, sighed and shook my head
+ And turned, with misted eyes. His roundelay
+ Rang gaily on the stair; and then the door
+ Opened and--closed. . . . Yet something of the clear,
+ Hale hope, and force of wholesome faith he had
+ Abided with me--strengthened more and more.--
+ Then--then they brought his broken body here:
+ And I laughed--whisperingly--and we were glad.
+
+
+
+
+{90}
+
+[Illustration: Scotty--headpiece]
+
+ SCOTTY
+
+ Scotty's dead--Of course he is!
+ Jes' that same old luck of his!--
+ Ever sence we went cahoots
+ He's be'n first, you bet yer boots!
+ When our schoolin' first begun,
+ Got two whippin's to my one:
+ Stold and smoked the first cigar:
+ Stood up first before the bar,
+ Takin' whisky-straight--and me
+ Wastin' time on "blackberry"!
+
+{91}
+
+ Beat me in the Army, too,
+ And clean on the whole way through!
+ In more scrapes around the camp,
+ And more troubles, on the tramp:
+ Fought and fell there by my side
+ With more bullets in his hide,
+ And more glory in the cause,--
+ That's the kind o' man _he_ was!
+ Luck liked Scotty more'n me.--
+ _I_ got married: Scotty, he
+ Never even would _apply_
+ Fer the pension-money I
+ Had to beg of "Uncle Sam"--
+ That's the kind o' cuss _I_ am!--
+ Scotty allus first and best--
+ Me the last and ornriest!
+ Yit fer all that's said and done--
+ All the battles fought and won--
+ We hain't prospered, him ner me--
+ Both as pore as pore could be,--
+ Though we've allus, up tel now,
+ Stuck together anyhow--
+ Scotty allus, as I've said,
+ Luckiest--And now he's _dead_!
+
+
+
+
+{92}
+
+[Illustration: The old man--headpiece]
+
+ THE OLD MAN
+
+ Lo! steadfast and serene,
+ In patient pause between
+ The seen and the unseen,
+ What gentle zephyrs fan
+ Your silken silver hair,--
+ And what diviner air
+ Breathes round you like a prayer,
+ Old Man?
+
+{93}
+
+ Can you, in nearer view
+ Of Glory, pierce the blue
+ Of happy Heaven through;
+ And, listening mutely, can
+ Your senses, dull to us,
+ Hear Angel-voices thus,
+ In chorus glorious--
+ Old Man?
+
+ In your reposeful gaze
+ The dusk of Autumn days
+ Is blent with April haze,
+ As when of old began
+ The bursting of the bud
+ Of rosy babyhood--
+ When all the world was good,
+ Old Man.
+
+ And yet I find a sly
+ Little twinkle in your eye;
+ And your whisperingly shy
+ Little laugh is simply an
+ Internal shout of glee
+ That betrays the fallacy
+ You'd perpetrate on me,
+ Old Man.
+
+{94}
+
+ So just put up the frown
+ That your brows are pulling down!
+ Why, the fleetest boy in town,
+ As he bared his feet and ran,
+ Could read with half a glance--
+ And of keen rebuke, perchance--
+ Your secret countenance,
+ Old Man.
+
+ Now, honestly, confess:
+ Is an old man any less
+ Than the little child we bless
+ And caress when we can?
+ Isn't age but just a place
+ Where you mask the childish face
+ To preserve its inner grace,
+ Old Man?
+
+ Hasn't age a truant day,
+ Just as that you went astray
+ In the wayward, restless way,
+ When, brown with dust and tan,
+ Your roguish face essayed,
+ In solemn masquerade,
+ To hide the smile it made,
+ Old Man?
+
+{95}
+
+[Illustration: In your reposeful gaze]
+
+{97}
+
+ Now, fair, and square, and true,
+ Don't your old soul tremble through,
+ As in youth it used to do
+ When it brimmed and overran
+ With the strange, enchanted sights,
+ And the splendors and delights
+ Of the old "Arabian Nights,"
+ Old Man?
+
+ When, haply, you have fared
+ Where glad Aladdin shared
+ His lamp with you, and dared
+ The Afrite and his clan;
+ And, with him, clambered through
+ The trees where jewels grew--
+ And filled your pockets, too,
+ Old Man?
+
+ Or, with Sinbad, at sea--
+ And in veracity
+ Who has sinned as bad as he,
+ Or would, or will, or can?--
+ Have you listened to his lies,
+ With open mouth and eyes,
+ And learned his art likewise,
+ Old Man?
+
+{98}
+
+ And you need not deny
+ That your eyes were wet as dry,
+ Reading novels on the sly!
+ And review them, if you can
+ And the same warm tears will fall--
+ Only faster, that is all--
+ Over Little Nell and Paul,
+ Old Man!
+
+ Oh, you were a lucky lad--
+ Just as good as you were bad!
+ And the host of friends you had--
+ Charley, Tom, and Dick, and Dan;
+ And the old School-Teacher, too,
+ Though he often censured you;
+ And the girls in pink and blue,
+ Old Man.
+
+ And--as often you have leant,
+ In boyish sentiment,
+ To kiss the letter sent
+ By Nelly, Belle, or Nan--
+ Wherein the rose's hue
+ Was red, the violet blue--
+ And sugar sweet--and you,
+ Old Man,--
+
+{99}
+
+ So, to-day, as lives the bloom,
+ And the sweetness, and perfume
+ Of the blossoms, I assume,
+ On the same mysterious plan
+ The Master's love assures,
+ That the selfsame boy endures
+ In that hale old heart of yours,
+ Old Man.
+
+[Illustration: The old man--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{100}
+
+ JAMES B. MAYNARD
+
+ His daily, nightly task is o'er--
+ He leans above his desk no more.
+
+ His pencil and his pen say not
+ One further word of gracious thought.
+
+ All silent is his _voice_, yet clear
+ For all a grateful world to hear;
+
+ He poured abroad his human love
+ In opulence unmeasured of--
+
+ While, in return, his meek demand,--
+ The warm clasp of a neighbor-hand
+
+ In recognition of the true
+ World's duty that he lived to do.
+
+ So was he kin of yours and mine--
+ So, even by the hallowed sign
+
+ Of silence which he listens to,
+ He hears our tears as falls the dew.
+
+
+
+
+{101}
+
+[Illustration: The ancient printerman--headpiece]
+
+ THE ANCIENT PRINTERMAN
+
+ O Printerman of sallow face,
+ And look of absent guile,
+ Is it the 'copy' on your 'case'
+ That causes you to smile?
+ Or is it some old treasure scrap
+ You call from Memory's file?
+
+ "I fain would guess its mystery--
+ For often I can trace
+ A fellow dreamer's history
+ Whene'er it haunts the face;
+ Your fancy's running riot
+ In a retrospective race!
+
+{102}
+
+ "Ah, Printerman, you're straying
+ Afar from 'stick' and type--
+ Your heart has 'gone a-maying,'
+ And you taste old kisses, ripe
+ Again on lips that pucker
+ At your old asthmatic pipe!
+
+ "You are dreaming of old pleasures
+ That have faded from your view;
+ And the music-burdened measures
+ Of the laughs you listen to
+ Are now but angel-echoes--
+ O, have I spoken true?"
+
+ The ancient Printer hinted
+ With a motion full of grace
+ To where the words were printed
+ On a card above his "case,"--
+ "'I am deaf and dumb!" I left him
+ With a smile upon his face.
+
+{103}
+
+[Illustration: O Printerman of sallow face]
+
+
+
+
+{105}
+
+[Illustration: The old man and Jim--headpiece]
+
+ THE OLD MAN AND JIM
+
+ Old man never had much to say--
+ 'Ceptin' to Jim,--
+ And Jim was the wildest boy he had--
+ And the old man jes' wrapped up in him!
+ Never heerd him speak but once
+ Er twice in my life,--and first time was
+ When the army broke out, and Jim he went,
+ The old man backin' him, fer three months;
+ And all 'at I heerd the old man say
+ Was, jes' as we turned to start away,--
+ "Well, good-by, Jim:
+ Take keer o' yourse'f!"
+
+{106}
+
+ 'Peared-like, he was more satisfied
+ Jes' _lookin'_ at Jim
+ And likin' him all to hisse'f-like, see?--
+ 'Cause he was jes' wrapped up in him!
+ And over and over I mind the day
+ The old man come and stood round in the way
+ While we was drillin', a-watchin' Jim--
+ And down at the deepo a-heerin' him say,
+ "Well, good-by, Jim:
+ Take keer of yourse'f!"
+
+ Never was nothin' about the _farm_
+ Disting'ished Jim;
+ Neighbors all ust to wonder why
+ The old man 'peared wrapped up in him;
+ But when Cap. Biggler he writ back
+ 'At Jim was the bravest boy we had
+ In the whole dern rigiment, white er black,
+ And his fightin' good as his farmin' bad--
+ 'At he had led, with a bullet clean
+ Bored through his thigh, and carried the flag
+ Through the bloodiest battle you ever seen,--
+ The old man wound up a letter to him
+ 'At Cap. read to us, 'at said: "Tell Jim
+ Good-by,
+ And take keer of hisse'f."
+
+{107}
+
+[Illustration: "Well, good-by, Jim"]
+
+{109}
+
+ Jim come home jes' long enough
+ To take the whim
+ 'At he'd like to go back in the calvery--
+ And the old man jes' wrapped up in him!
+ Jim 'lowed 'at he'd had sich luck afore,
+ Guessed he'd tackle her three years more.
+ And the old man give him a colt he'd raised,
+ And follered him over to Camp Ben Wade,
+ And laid around fer a week er so,
+ Watchin' Jim on dress-parade--
+ Tel finally he rid away,
+ And last he heerd was the old man say,--
+ "Well, good-by, Jim:
+ Take keer of yourse'f!"
+
+[Illustration: The old man and Jim--tailpiece]
+
+{110}
+
+ Tuk the papers, the old man did,
+ A-watchin' fer Jim--
+ Fully believin' he'd make his mark
+ _Some_ way--jes' wrapped up in him!--
+ And many a time the word 'u'd come
+ 'At stirred him up like the tap of a drum--
+ At Petersburg, fer instunce, where
+ Jim rid right into their cannons there,
+ And tuk 'em, and p'inted 'em t'other way,
+ And socked it home to the boys in gray
+ As they scooted fer timber, and on and on--
+ Jim a lieutenant, and one arm gone,
+ And the old man's words in his mind all day,--
+ "Well, good-by, Jim:
+ Take keer of yourse'f!"
+
+[Illustration: The old man and Jim--tailpiece]
+
+{111}
+
+ Think of a private, now, perhaps,
+ We'll say like Jim,
+ 'At's dumb clean up to the shoulder-straps--
+ And the old man jes' wrapped up in him!
+ Think of him--with the war plum' through,
+ And the glorious old Red-White-and-Blue
+ A-laughin' the news down over Jim,
+ And the old man, bendin' over him--
+ The surgeon turnin' away with tears
+ 'At hadn't leaked fer years and years,
+ As the hand of the dyin' boy clung to
+ His father's, the old voice in his ears,--
+ "Well, good-by, Jim:
+ Take keer of yourse'f!"
+
+[Illustration: The old man and Jim--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{112}
+
+[Illustration: The old school-chum--headpiece]
+
+ THE OLD SCHOOL-CHUM
+
+ He puts the poem by, to say
+ His eyes are not themselves to-day!
+
+ A sudden glamour o'er his sight--
+ A something vague, indefinite--
+
+ An oft-recurring blur that blinds
+ The printed meaning of the lines,
+
+ And leaves the mind all dusk and dim
+ In swimming darkness--strange to him!
+
+{113}
+
+ It is not childishness, I guess,--
+ Yet something of the tenderness
+
+ That used to wet his lashes when
+ A boy seems troubling him again;--
+
+ The old emotion, sweet and wild,
+ That drove him truant when a child,
+
+ That he might hide the tears that fell
+ Above the lesson--"Little Nell."
+
+ And so it is he puts aside
+ The poem he has vainly tried
+
+ To follow; and, as one who sighs
+ In failure, through a poor disguise
+
+ Of smiles, he dries his tears, to say
+ His eyes are not themselves to-day.
+
+[Illustration: The old school-chum--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{114}
+
+[Illustration: My jolly friend's secret--headpiece]
+
+ MY JOLLY FRIEND'S SECRET
+
+ Ah, friend of mine, how goes it
+ Since you've taken you a mate?--
+ Your smile, though, plainly shows it
+ Is a very happy state!
+ Dan Cupid's necromancy!
+ You must sit you down and dine,
+ And lubricate your fancy
+ With a glass or two of wine.
+
+{115}
+
+[Illustration: Ah, friend of mine, how goes it]
+
+{117}
+
+ And as you have "deserted,"
+ As my other chums have done,
+ While I laugh alone diverted,
+ As you drop off one by one---
+ And I've remained unwedded,
+ Till--you see--look here--that I'm,
+ In a manner, "snatched bald-headed"
+ By the sportive hand of Time!
+
+ I'm an "old 'un!" yes, but wrinkles
+ Are not so plenty, quite,
+ As to cover up the twinkles
+ Of the _boy_--ain't I right?
+ Yet there are ghosts of kisses
+ Under this mustache of mine
+ My mem'ry only misses
+ When I drown 'em out with wine.
+
+ From acknowledgment so ample,
+ You would hardly take me for
+ What I am--a perfect sample
+ Of a "jolly bachelor";
+ Not a bachelor has being
+ When he laughs at married life
+ But his heart and soul's agreeing
+ That he ought to have a wife!
+
+{118}
+
+ Ah, ha! old chum, this claret,
+ Like Fatima, holds the key
+ Of the old Blue-Beardish garret
+ Of my hidden mystery!
+ Did you say you'd like to listen?
+ Ah, my boy! the "_Sad No More!_"
+ And the tear-drops that will glisten--
+ _Turn the catch upon the door,_
+
+ And sit you down beside me
+ And put yourself at ease--
+ I'll trouble you to slide me
+ That wine decanter, please;
+ The path is kind o' mazy
+ Where my fancies have to go,
+ And my heart gets sort o' lazy
+ On the journey--don't you know?
+
+ Let me see--when I was twenty--
+ It's a lordly age, my boy,
+ When a fellow's money's plenty,
+ And the leisure to enjoy--
+
+{119}
+
+ And a girl--with hair as golden
+ As--_that_; and lips--well--quite
+ As red as _this_ I'm holdin'
+ Between you and the light?
+
+ And eyes and a complexion--
+ Ah, heavens!--le'-me-see--
+ Well,--just in this connection,--
+ _Did you lock that door for me?_
+ Did I start in recitation
+ My past life to recall?
+ Well, _that's_ an indication
+ I am purty tight--that's all!
+
+[Illustration: My jolly friend's secret--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{120}
+
+ IN THE HEART OF JUNE
+
+ In the heart of June, love,
+ You and I together,
+ On from dawn till noon, love,
+ Laughing with the weather;
+ Blending both our souls, love,
+ In the selfsame tune,
+ Drinking all life holds, love,
+ In the heart of June.
+
+ In the heart of June, love,
+ With its golden weather,
+ Underneath the moon, love,
+ You and I together.
+ Ah! how sweet to seem, love,
+ Drugged and half aswoon
+ With this luscious dream, love,
+ In the heart of June.
+
+
+
+
+{121}
+
+[Illustration: The old band--headpiece]
+
+ THE OLD BAND
+
+ It's mighty good to git back to the old town, shore,
+ Considerin' I've be'n away twenty year and more.
+ Sence I moved then to Kansas, of course I see a change,
+ A-comin' back, and notice things that's new to me and strange;
+ Especially at evening when yer new band-fellers meet,
+ In fancy uniforms and all, and play out on the street--
+ . . . What's come of old Bill Lindsey and the Saxhorn fellers--say?
+ I want to hear the _old_ band play.
+
+{122}
+
+ What's come of Eastman, and Nat Snow? And where's War Barnett at?
+ And Nate and Bony Meek; Bill Hart; Tom Richa'son and that-
+ Air brother of him played the drum as twic't as big as Jim;
+ And old Hi Kerns, the carpenter--say, what's become o' him?
+ I make no doubt yer _new band_ now's a _competenter_ band,
+ And plays their music more by note than what they play by hand,
+ And stylisher and grander tunes; but somehow--anyway,
+ I want to hear the _old_ band play.
+
+ Sich tunes as "John Brown's Body" and "Sweet Alice," don't you know;
+ And "The Camels is A-comin'," and "John Anderson, my Jo";
+ And a dozent others of 'em--"Number Nine" and "Number 'Leven"
+ Was favo-_rites_ that fairly made a feller dream o' Heaven.
+ And when the boys 'u'd saranade, I've laid so still in bed
+ I've even heerd the locus'-blossoms droppin' on the shed
+ When "Lilly Dale," er "Hazel Dell," had sobbed and died away--
+ . . . I want to hear the _old_ band play.
+
+{123}
+
+[Illustration: I want to hear the old band play]
+
+{125}
+
+ Yer _new_ band ma'by beats it, but the _old band's_ what I said--
+ It allus 'peared to kind o' chord with somepin' in my head;
+ And, whilse I'm no musicianer, when my blame' eyes is jes'
+ Nigh drownded out, and Mem'ry squares her jaws and sort o' says
+ She _won't_ ner _never_ will fergit, I want to jes' turn in
+ And take and light right out o' here and git back West ag'in
+ And _stay_ there, when I git there, where I never haf to say
+ I want to hear the _old_ band play.
+
+[Illustration: The old band--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{126}
+
+[Illustration: My friend--headpiece]
+
+ MY FRIEND
+
+ "He is my friend," I said,--
+ "Be patient!" Overhead
+ The skies were drear and dim;
+ And lo! the thought of him
+ Smiled on my heart--and then
+ The sun shone out again!
+
+ "He is my friend!" The words
+ Brought summer and the birds;
+ And all my winter-time
+ Thawed into running rhyme
+ And rippled into song,
+ Warm, tender, brave, and strong.
+
+{127}
+
+ And so it sings to-day.--
+ So may it sing alway!
+ Though waving grasses grow
+ Between, and lilies blow
+ Their trills of perfume clear
+ As laughter to the ear,
+ Let each mute measure end
+ With "Still he is thy friend."
+
+[Illustration: My friend--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{128}
+
+[Illustration: The traveling man--headpiece]
+
+ THE TRAVELING MAN
+
+ I
+
+ Could I pour out the nectar the gods only can,
+ I would fill up my glass to the brim
+ And drink the success of the Traveling Man,
+ And the house represented by him;
+ And could I but tincture the glorious draught
+ With his smiles, as I drank to him then,
+ And the jokes he has told and the laughs he has laughed,
+ I would fill up the goblet again--
+
+ And drink to the sweetheart who gave him good-by
+ With a tenderness thrilling him this
+ Very hour, as he thinks of the tear in her eye
+ That salted the sweet of her kiss;
+ To her truest of hearts and her fairest of hands
+ I would drink, with all serious prayers,
+ Since the heart she must trust is a Traveling Man's,
+ And as warm as the ulster he wears.
+
+{129}
+
+[Illustration: Who have met him with smiles and with cheer]
+
+{131}
+
+ II
+
+ I would drink to the wife, with the babe on her knee,
+ Who awaits his returning in vain--
+ Who breaks his brave letters so tremulously
+ And reads them again and again!
+ And I'd drink to the feeble old mother who sits
+ At the warm fireside of her son
+ And murmurs and weeps o'er the stocking she knits,
+ As she thinks of the wandering one.
+
+ I would drink a long life and a health to the friends
+ Who have met him with smiles and with cheer--
+ To the generous hand that the landlord extends
+ To the wayfarer journeying here:
+ And I pledge, when he turns from this earthly abode
+ And pays the last fare that he can,
+ Mine Host of the Inn at the End of the Road
+ Will welcome the Traveling Man!
+
+
+
+
+{132}
+
+[Illustration: Dan O'Sullivan--headpiece]
+
+ DAN O'SULLIVAN
+
+ Dan O'Sullivan: It's your
+ Lips have kissed "The Blarney," sure!--
+ To be trillin' praise av me,
+ Dhrippin' swhate wid poethry!--
+ Not that I'd not have ye sing--
+ Don't lave off for anything--
+ Jusht be aisy whilst the fit
+ Av me head shwells up to it!
+
+ Dade and thrue, I'm not the man,
+ Whilst yer singin', loike ye can,
+ To cry shtop because ye've blesht
+ My songs more than all the resht:--
+ I'll not be the b'y to ax
+ Any shtar to wane or wax,
+ Or ax any clock that's woun'
+ To run up inshtid av down!
+
+{133}
+
+ Whist yez! Dan O'Sullivan!--
+ Him that made the Irishman
+ Mixt the birds in wid the dough,
+ And the dew and mistletoe
+ Wid the whusky in the quare
+ Muggs av us--and here we air,
+ Three parts right, and three parts wrong,
+ Shpiked with beauty, wit and song!
+
+[Illustration: Dan O'Sullivan--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{134}
+
+[Illustration: My old friend--headpiece]
+
+ MY OLD FRIEND
+
+ You've a manner all so mellow,
+ My old friend,
+ That it cheers and warms a fellow,
+ My old friend,
+ Just to meet and greet you, and
+ Feel the pressure of a hand
+ That one may understand,
+ My old friend.
+
+{135}
+
+ Though dimmed in youthful splendor,
+ My old friend,
+ Your smiles are still as tender,
+ My old friend,
+ And your eyes as true a blue
+ As your childhood ever knew,
+ And your laugh as merry, too,
+ My old friend.
+
+ For though your hair is faded,
+ My old friend,
+ And your step a trifle jaded,
+ My old friend,
+ Old Time, with all his lures
+ In the trophies he secures,
+ Leaves young that heart of yours,
+ My old friend.
+
+ And so it is you cheer me,
+ My old friend,
+ For to know you still are near me,
+ My old friend,
+ Makes my hopes of clearer light,
+ And my faith of surer sight,
+ And my soul a purer white,
+ My old friend.
+
+
+
+
+{136}
+
+[Illustration: Old John Henry--headpiece]
+
+ OLD JOHN HENRY
+
+ Old John's jes' made o' the commonest stuff--
+ Old John Henry--
+ He's tough, I reckon,--but none too tough--
+ Too tough though's better than not enough!
+ Says old John Henry.
+ He does his best, and when his best's bad,
+ He don't fret none, ner he don't git sad--
+ He simply 'lows it's the best he had:
+ Old John Henry!
+
+{137}
+
+[Illustration: A smilin' face and hearty hand]
+
+{139}
+
+ His doctern's jes' o' the plainest brand--
+ Old John Henry--
+ A smilin' face and a hearty hand
+ 'S religen 'at all folks understand,
+ Says old John Henry.
+ He's stove up some with the rhumatiz,
+ And they hain't no shine on them shoes o' his,
+ And his hair hain't cut--but his eye-teeth is:
+ Old John Henry!
+
+ He feeds hisse'f when the stock's all fed--
+ Old John Henry--
+ And sleeps like a babe when he goes to bed--
+ And dreams o' Heaven and home-made bread,
+ Says old John Henry.
+ He hain't refined as he'd ort to be
+ To fit the statutes o' poetry,
+ Ner his clothes don't fit him--but _he_ fits _me_:
+ Old John Henry!
+
+
+
+
+{140}
+
+ HER VALENTINE
+
+ Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me.
+ It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree,
+ And hovering above them--just as cute as he can be--
+ Is a fairy Cupid tangled in a scarf of poetry.
+
+ And the prankish little fellow looks so knowing in his glee,
+ With his golden bow and arrow, aiming most unerringly
+ At a pair of hearts so labeled that I may read and see
+ That one is meant for "One Who Loves," and one is meant for me.
+
+ But I know the lad who sent it! It's as plain as A-B-C!--
+ For the roses they are _blushing_, and the vase stands _awkwardly_,
+ And the little god above it--though as cute as he can be--
+ Can not breathe the lightest whisper of his burning love for me.
+
+
+
+
+{141}
+
+[Illustration: Christmas greeting--headpiece]
+
+ CHRISTMAS GREETING
+
+ A word of Godspeed and good cheer
+ To all on earth, or far or near,
+ Or friend or foe, or thine or mine--
+ In echo of the voice divine,
+ Heard when the star bloomed forth and lit
+ The world's face, with God's smile on it.
+
+
+
+
+{142}
+
+[Illustration: Abe Martin--headpiece]
+
+ ABE MARTIN
+
+ Abe Martin!--dad-burn his old picture!
+ P'tends he's a Brown County fixture--
+ A kind of a comical mixture
+ Of hoss-sense and no sense at all!
+ His mouth, like his pipe, 's allus goin',
+ And his thoughts, like his whiskers, is flowin',
+ And what he don't know ain't wuth knowin'--
+ From Genesis clean to baseball!
+
+{143}
+
+[Illustration: His mouth, like his pipe, 's allus goin']
+
+{145}
+
+ The artist, Kin Hubbard, 's so keerless
+ He draws Abe 'most eyeless and earless,
+ But he's never yet pictured him cheerless
+ Er with fun 'at he tries to conceal,--
+ Whuther on to the fence er clean over
+ A-rootin' up ragweed er clover,
+ Skeert stiff at some "Rambler" er "Rover"
+ Er newfangled automo_beel_!
+
+ It's a purty steep climate old Brown's in;
+ And the rains there his ducks nearly drowns in
+ The old man hisse'f wades his rounds in
+ As ca'm and serene, mighty nigh
+ As the old handsaw-hawg, er the mottled
+ Milch cow, er the old rooster wattled
+ Like the mumps had him 'most so well throttled
+ That it was a pleasure to die.
+
+ But best of 'em all's the fool-breaks 'at
+ Abe don't see at all, and yit makes 'at
+ Both me and you lays back and shakes at
+ His comic, miraculous cracks
+ Which makes him--clean back of the power
+ Of genius itse'f in its flower--
+ This Notable Man of the Hour,
+ Abe Martin, The Joker on Facts.
+
+
+
+
+{146}
+
+[Illustration: The little old poem that nobody reads--headpiece]
+
+ THE LITTLE OLD POEM THAT NOBODY READS
+
+ The little old poem that nobody reads
+ Blooms in a crowded space,
+ Like a ground-vine blossom, so low in the weeds
+ That nobody sees its face--
+ Unless, perchance, the reader's eye
+ Stares through a yawn, and hurries by,
+ For no one wants, or loves, or heeds,
+ The little old poem that nobody reads.
+
+{147}
+
+ The little old poem that nobody reads
+ Was written--where?--and when?
+ Maybe a hand of goodly deeds
+ Thrilled as it held the pen:
+ Maybe the fountain whence it came
+ Was a heart brimmed o'er with tears of shame,
+ And maybe its creed is the worst of creeds--
+ The little old poem that nobody reads.
+
+ But, little old poem that nobody reads,
+ Holding you here above
+ The wound of a heart that warmly bleeds
+ For all that knows not love,
+ I well believe if the old World knew
+ As dear a friend as I find in you,
+ That friend would tell it that all it needs
+ Is the little old poem that nobody reads.
+
+[Illustration: The little old poem that nobody reads--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{148}
+
+[Illustration: In the afternoon--headpiece]
+
+ IN THE AFTERNOON
+
+ You in the hammock; and I, near by,
+ Was trying to read, and to swing you, too;
+ And the green of the sward was so kind to the eye,
+ And the shade of the maples so cool and blue,
+ That often I looked from the book to you
+ To say as much, with a sigh.
+
+ You in the hammock. The book we'd brought
+ From the parlor--to read in the open air,--
+ Something of love and of Launcelot
+ And Guinevere, I believe, was there--
+ But the afternoon, it was far more fair
+ Than the poem was, I thought.
+
+{149}
+
+[Illustration: You in the hammock; and I, near by]
+
+{151}
+
+ You in the hammock; and on and on.
+ I droned and droned through the rhythmic stuff--
+ But, with always a half of my vision gone
+ Over the top of the page--enough
+ To caressingly gaze at you, swathed in the fluff
+ Of your hair and your odorous "lawn."
+
+ You in the hammock--and that was a year--
+ Fully a year ago, I guess--
+ And what do we care for their Guinevere
+ And her Launcelot and their lordliness!--
+ You in the hammock still, and--Yes--
+ Kiss me again, my dear!
+
+[Illustration: In the afternoon--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{152}
+
+ BECAUSE
+
+ Why did we meet long years of yore?
+ And why did we strike hands and say
+ "We will be friends and nothing more";
+ Why are we musing thus to-day?
+ Because because was just because,
+ And no one knew just why it was.
+
+ Why did I say good-by to you?
+ Why did I sail across the main?
+ Why did I love not heaven's own blue
+ Until I touched these shores again?
+ Because because was just because,
+ And you nor I knew why it was.
+
+ Why are my arms about you now,
+ And happy tears upon your cheek?
+ And why my kisses on your brow?
+ Look up in thankfulness and speak!
+ Because because was just because,
+ And only God knew why it was.
+
+
+
+
+{153}
+
+[Illustration: Herr Weiser--headpiece]
+
+ HERR WEISER
+
+ Herr Weiser!--Threescore years and ten,--
+ A hale white rose of his countrymen,
+ Transplanted here in the Hoosier loam,
+ And blossomy as his German home--
+ As blossomy and as pure and sweet
+ As the cool green glen of his calm retreat,
+ Far withdrawn from the noisy town
+ Where trade goes clamoring up and down,
+ Whose fret and fever, and stress and strife,
+ May not trouble his tranquil life!
+
+{154}
+
+ Breath of rest, what a balmy gust!--
+ Quit of the city's heat and dust,
+ Jostling down by the winding road
+ Through the orchard ways of his quaint abode.--
+ Tether the horse, as we onward fare
+ Under the pear trees trailing there,
+ And thumping the wooden bridge at night
+ With lumps of ripeness and lush delight,
+ Till the stream, as it maunders on till dawn,
+ Is powdered and pelted and smiled upon.
+
+ Herr Weiser, with his wholesome face,
+ And the gentle blue of his eyes, and grace
+ Of unassuming honesty,
+ Be there to welcome you and me!
+ And what though the toil of the farm be stopped
+ And the tireless plans of the place be dropped,
+ While the prayerful master's knees are set
+ In beds of pansy and mignonette
+ And lily and aster and columbine,
+ Offered in love, as yours and mine?--
+
+{155}
+
+[Illustration: And lily and aster and columbine]
+
+{157}
+
+ What, but a blessing of kindly thought,
+ Sweet as the breath of forget-me-not!--
+ What, but a spirit of lustrous love
+ White as the aster he bends above!--
+ What, but an odorous memory
+ Of the dear old man, made known to me
+ In days demanding a help like his,--
+ As sweet as the life of the lily is--
+ As sweet as the soul of a babe, bloom-wise
+ Born of a lily in Paradise.
+
+[Illustration: Herr Weiser--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{158}
+
+[Illustration: A mother-song--headpiece]
+
+ A MOTHER-SONG
+
+ Mother, O mother! forever I cry for you,
+ Sing the old song I may never forget;
+ Even in slumber I murmur and sigh for you.--
+ Mother, O mother,
+ Sing low, "Little brother,
+ Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"
+
+{159}
+
+ Mother, O mother! the years are so lonely,
+ Filled but with weariness, doubt and regret!
+ Can't you come back to me--for to-night only,
+ Mother, my mother,
+ And sing, "Little brother,
+ Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"
+
+ Mother, O mother! of old I had never
+ One wish denied me, nor trouble to fret;
+ Now--must I cry out all vainly forever,--
+ Mother, sweet mother,
+ O sing, "Little brother,
+ Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"
+
+ Mother, O mother! must longing and sorrow
+ Leave me in darkness, with eyes ever wet,
+ And never the hope of a meeting to-morrow?
+ Answer me, mother,
+ And sing, "Little brother,
+ Sleep, for thy mother bends over thee yet!"
+
+
+
+
+{160}
+
+[Illustration: What "Old Santa" overheard--headpiece]
+
+ WHAT "OLD SANTA" OVERHEARD
+
+ _'Tis said old Santa Claus one time_
+ _Told this joke on himself in rhyme:_
+ One Christmas, in the early din
+ That ever leads the morning in,
+ I heard the happy children shout
+ In rapture at the toys turned out
+ Of bulging little socks and shoes--
+ A joy at which I could but choose
+ To listen enviously, because
+ I'm always just "Old Santa Claus,"--
+ But ere my rising sigh had got
+ To its first quaver at the thought,
+ It broke in laughter, as I heard
+ A little voice chirp like a bird,--
+
+{161}
+
+ "Old Santa's mighty good, I know.
+ And awful rich--and he can go
+ Down ever' chimbly anywhere
+ In all the world!--But I don't care,
+ _I_ wouldn't trade with _him_, and be
+ Old Santa Clause, and him be me,
+ Fer all his toys and things!--and _I_
+ Know why, and bet you _he_ knows why!--
+ They _wuz_ no Santa Clause when _he_
+ Wuz ist a little boy like me!"
+
+[Illustration: What "Old Santa" overheard--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{162}
+
+ THE STEPMOTHER
+
+ First she come to our house,
+ Tommy run and hid;
+ And Emily and Bob and me
+ We cried jus' like we did
+ When Mother died,--and we all said
+ 'At we all wisht 'at we was dead!
+
+ And Nurse she couldn't stop us;
+ And Pa he tried and tried,--
+ We sobbed and shook and wouldn't look,
+ But only cried and cried;
+ And nen some one--we couldn't jus'
+ Tell who--was cryin' same as us!
+
+ Our Stepmother! Yes, it was her,
+ Her arms around us all--
+ 'Cause Tom slid down the banister
+ And peeked in from the hall.--
+ And we all love her, too, because
+ She's purt' nigh good as Mother was!
+
+
+
+
+{163}
+
+[Illustration: When old Jack died--headpiece]
+
+ WHEN OLD JACK DIED
+
+ When Old Jack died, we stayed from school (they said,
+ At home, we needn't go that day), and none
+ Of us ate any breakfast--only one,
+ And that was Papa--and his eyes were red
+ When he came round where we were, by the shed
+ Where Jack was lying, half-way in the sun
+ And half-way in the shade. When we begun
+ To cry out loud, Pa turned and dropped his head
+ And went away; and Mamma, she went back
+ Into the kitchen. Then, for a long while,
+ All to ourselves, like, we stood there and cried.
+ We thought so many good things of Old Jack,
+ And funny things--although we didn't smile--
+ We couldn't only cry when Old Jack died.
+
+{164}
+
+ When Old Jack died, it seemed a human friend
+ Had suddenly gone from us; that some face
+ That we had loved to fondle and embrace
+ From babyhood, no more would condescend
+ To smile on us forever. We might bend
+ With tearful eyes above him, interlace
+ Our chubby fingers o'er him, romp and race,
+ Plead with him, call and coax--aye, we might send
+ The old halloo up for him, whistle, hist,
+ (If sobs had let us) or, as wildly vain,
+ Snapped thumbs, called "Speak," and he had not replied;
+ We might have gone down on our knees and kissed
+ The tousled ears, and yet they must remain
+ Deaf, motionless, we knew--when Old Jack died.
+
+{165}
+
+[Illustration: We couldn't only cry when old Jack died]
+
+{167}
+
+ When Old Jack died, it seemed to us, some way,
+ That all the other dogs in town were pained
+ With our bereavement, and some that were chained,
+ Even, unslipped their collars on that day
+ To visit Jack in state, as though to pay
+ A last, sad tribute there, while neighbors craned
+ Their heads above the high board fence, and deigned
+ To sigh "Poor Dog!" remembering how they
+ Had cuffed him, when alive, perchance, because,
+ For love of them he leaped to lick their hands--
+ Now, that he could not, were they satisfied?
+ We children thought that, as we crossed his paws,
+ And o'er his grave, 'way down the bottom-lands,
+ Wrote "Our First Love Lies Here," when Old Jack died.
+
+[Illustration: When old Jack died--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{168}
+
+[Illustration: That night--headpiece]
+
+ THAT NIGHT
+
+ You and I, and that night, with its perfume and glory!--
+ The scent of the locusts--the light of the moon;
+ And the violin weaving the waltzers a story,
+ Enmeshing their feet in the weft of the tune,
+ Till their shadows uncertain
+ Reeled round on the curtain,
+ While under the trellis we drank in the June.
+
+{169}
+
+ Soaked through with the midnight the cedars were sleeping,
+ Their shadowy tresses outlined in the bright
+ Crystal, moon-smitten mists, where the fountain's heart, leaping
+ Forever, forever burst, full with delight;
+ And its lisp on my spirit
+ Fell faint as that near it
+ Whose love like a lily bloomed out in the night.
+
+ O your glove was an odorous sachet of blisses!
+ The breath of your fan was a breeze from Cathay!
+ And the rose at your throat was a nest of spilled kisses!--
+ And the music!--in fancy I hear it to-day,
+ As I sit here, confessing
+ Our secret, and blessing
+ My rival who found us, and waltzed you away.
+
+[Illustration: That night--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{170}
+
+[Illustration: To Almon Keefer--headpiece]
+
+ TO ALMON KEEFER
+
+ INSCRIBED IN "TALES OF THE OCEAN"
+
+ This first book that I ever knew
+ Was read aloud to me by you--
+ Friend of my boyhood, therefore take
+ It back from me, for old times' sake--
+ The selfsame "Tales" first read to me,
+ Under "the old sweet apple tree,"
+ Ere I myself could read such great
+ Big words,--but listening all elate,
+ At your interpreting, until
+ Brain, heart and soul were all athrill
+ With wonder, awe, and sheer excess
+ Of wildest childish happiness.
+
+{171}
+
+[Illustration: Under "the old sweet apple tree"]
+
+{173}
+
+ So take the book again--forget
+ All else,--long years, lost hopes, regret;
+ Sighs for the joys we ne'er attain,
+ Prayers we have lifted all in vain;
+ Tears for the faces seen no more,
+ Once as the roses at the door!
+ Take the enchanted book--And lo,
+ On grassy swards of long ago,
+ Sprawl out again, beneath the shade
+ The breezy old-home orchard made,
+ The veriest barefoot boy indeed--
+ And I will listen as you read.
+
+[Illustration: To Almon Keefer--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{174}
+
+[Illustration: To the quiet observer--headpiece]
+
+ TO THE QUIET OBSERVER
+
+ AFTER HIS LONG SILENCE
+
+ Dear old friend of us all in need
+ Who know the worth of a friend indeed,
+ How rejoiced are we all to learn
+ Of your glad return.
+
+{175}
+
+ We who have missed your voice so long--
+ Even as March might miss the song
+ Of the sugar-bird in the maples when
+ They're tapped again.
+
+ Even as the memory of these
+ _Blended_ sweets,--the sap of the trees
+ And the song of the birds, and the old camp too,
+ We think of you.
+
+ Hail to you, then, with welcomes deep
+ As grateful hearts may laugh or weep!--
+ You give us not only the bird that sings,
+ But all good things.
+
+[Illustration: To the quiet observer--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{176}
+
+[Illustration: Reach your hand to me--headpiece]
+
+ REACH YOUR HAND TO ME
+
+ Reach your hand to me, my friend,
+ With its heartiest caress--
+ Sometime there will come an end
+ To its present faithfulness--
+ Sometime I may ask in vain
+ For the touch of it again,
+ When between us land or sea
+ Holds it ever back from me.
+
+{177}
+
+[Illustration: Reach your hand to me, my friend]
+
+{179}
+
+ Sometime I may need it so,
+ Groping somewhere in the night,
+ It will seem to me as though
+ Just a touch, however light,
+ Would make all the darkness day,
+ And along some sunny way
+ Lead me through an April-shower
+ Of my tears to this fair hour.
+
+ O the present is too sweet
+ To go on forever thus!
+ Round the corner of the street
+ Who can say what waits for us?--
+ Meeting--greeting, night and day,
+ Faring each the selfsame way--
+ Still somewhere the path must end--
+ Reach your hand to me, my friend!
+
+[Illustration: Reach your hand to me--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{180}
+
+[Illustration: The dead joke and the funny man--headpiece]
+
+ THE DEAD JOKE AND THE FUNNY MAN
+
+ Long years ago, a funny man,
+ Flushed with a strange delight,
+ Sat down and wrote a funny thing
+ All in the solemn night;
+ And as he wrote he clapped his hands
+ And laughed with all his might.
+ For it was such a funny thing,
+ O, such a very funny thing,
+ This wonderfully funny thing,
+ He
+ Laughed
+ Outright.
+
+{181}
+
+ And so it was this funny man
+ Printed this funny thing--
+ Forgot it, too, nor ever thought
+ It worth remembering,
+ Till but a day or two ago.
+ (Ah! what may changes bring!)
+ He found this selfsame funny thing
+ In an exchange--"O, funny thing!"
+ He cried, "You dear old funny thing!"
+ And
+ Sobbed
+ Outright.
+
+[Illustration: The dead joke and the funny man--tailpiece]
+
+
+
+
+{182}
+
+[Illustration: America's Thanksgiving--headpiece]
+
+ AMERICA'S THANKSGIVING
+
+ 1900
+
+ Father all bountiful, in mercy bear
+ With this our universal voice of prayer--
+ The voice that needs must be
+ Upraised in thanks to Thee,
+ O Father, from Thy children everywhere.
+
+ A multitudinous voice, wherein we fain
+ Wouldst have Thee hear no lightest sob of pain--
+ No murmur of distress,
+ Nor moan of loneliness,
+ Nor drip of tears, though soft as summer rain.
+
+{183}
+
+ And, Father, give us first to comprehend,
+ No ill can come from Thee; lean Thou and lend
+ Us clearer sight to see
+ Our boundless debt to Thee,
+ Since all Thy deeds are blessings, in the end.
+
+ And let us feel and know that, being Thine,
+ We are inheritors of hearts divine,
+ And hands endowed with skill,
+ And strength to work Thy will,
+ And fashion to fulfilment Thy design.
+
+ So, let us thank Thee, with all self aside,
+ Nor any lingering taint of mortal pride;
+ As here to Thee we dare
+ Uplift our faltering prayer,
+ Lend it some fervor of the glorified.
+
+ We thank Thee that our land is loved of Thee
+ The blessed home of thrift and industry,
+ With ever-open door
+ Of welcome to the poor--
+ Thy shielding hand o'er all abidingly.
+
+{184}
+
+ E'en thus we thank Thee for the wrong that grew
+ Into a right that heroes battled to,
+ With brothers long estranged,
+ Once more as brothers ranged
+ Beneath the red and white and starry blue.
+
+ Ay, thanks--though tremulous the thanks expressed--
+ Thanks for the battle at its worst, and best--
+ For all the clanging fray
+ Whose discord dies away
+ Into a pastoral-song of peace and rest.
+
+
+
+
+{185}
+
+[Illustration: Old Indiany--headpiece]
+
+ OLD INDIANY
+
+ INTENDED FOR A DINNER OF THE INDIANA SOCIETY OF CHICAGO
+
+ Old Indiany, 'course we know
+ Is first, and best, and _most_, also,
+ Of _all_ the States' whole forty-four:--
+ She's first in ever'thing, that's shore!--
+ And _best_ in ever'way as yet
+ Made known to man; and you kin bet
+ She's _most_, because she won't confess
+ She ever was, or will be, _less_!
+ And yet, fer all her proud array
+ Of sons, how many gits away!--
+
+{186}
+
+ No doubt about her bein' _great_,
+ But, fellers, she's a leaky State!
+ And them that boasts the most about
+ Her, them's the ones that's dribbled out.
+ Law! jes' to think of all you boys
+ 'Way over here in Illinoise
+ A-celebratin', like ye air,
+ Old Indiany, 'way back there
+ In the dark ages, so to speak,
+ A-prayin' for ye once a week
+ And wonderin' what's a-keepin' you
+ From comin', like you ort to do.
+ You're all a-lookin' well, and like
+ You wasn't "sidin' up the pike,"
+ As the tramp-shoemaker said
+ When "he sacked the boss and shed
+ The blame town, to hunt fer one
+ Where they didn't work fer fun!"
+ Lookin' _extry_ well, I'd say,
+ Your old home so fur away.--
+
+{187}
+
+[Illustration: But, fellers, she's a leaky State!]
+
+{189}
+
+ Maybe, though, like the old jour.,
+ Fun hain't all yer workin' fer.
+ So you've found a job that pays
+ Better than in them old days
+ You was on The Weekly Press,
+ Heppin' run things, more er less;
+ Er a-learnin' telegraph-
+ Operatin', with a half-
+ Notion of the tinner's trade,
+ Er the dusty man's that laid
+ Out designs on marble and
+ Hacked out little lambs by hand,
+ And chewed finecut as he wrought,
+ "Shapin' from his bitter thought"
+ Some squshed mutterings to say,--
+ "Yes, hard work, and porer pay!"
+ Er you'd kind o' thought the far-
+ Gazin' kuss that owned a car
+ And took pictures in it, had
+ Jes' the snap you wanted--bad!
+ And you even wondered why
+ He kep' foolin' with his sky-
+ Light the same on shiny days
+ As when rainin'. ('T leaked always.)
+
+{190}
+
+ Wondered what strange things was hid
+ In there when he shet the door
+ And smelt like a burnt drug store
+ Next some orchard-trees, i swan!
+ With whole roasted apples on!
+ That's why Ade is, here of late,
+ Buyin' in the dear old state,--
+ So's to cut it up in plots
+ Of both town and country lots.
+
+[Illustration: Old Indiany--tailpiece]
+
+
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