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+Project Gutenberg's Travels Through France and Italy, by Tobias Smollett
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+Title: Travels Through France and Italy
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+Author: Tobias Smollett
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+Travels Through France And Italy
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+By
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+Tobias Smollett
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+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+By
+
+Thomas Seccombe
+
+I
+
+Many pens have been burnished this year of grace for the purpose of
+celebrating with befitting honour the second centenary of the birth of
+Henry Fielding; but it is more than doubtful if, when the right date
+occurs in March 1921, anything like the same alacrity will be shown to
+commemorate one who was for many years, and by such judges as Scott,
+Hazlitt, and Charles Dickens, considered Fielding's complement and
+absolute co-equal (to say the least) in literary achievement.
+Smollett's fame, indeed, seems to have fallen upon an unprosperous
+curve. The coarseness of his fortunate rival is condoned, while his is
+condemned without appeal. Smollett's value is assessed without
+discrimination at that of his least worthy productions, and the
+historical value of his work as a prime modeller of all kinds of new
+literary material is overlooked. Consider for a moment as not wholly
+unworthy of attention his mere versatility as a man of letters. Apart
+from Roderick Random and its successors, which gave him a European
+fame, he wrote a standard history, and a standard version of Don
+Quixote (both of which held their ground against all comers for over a
+century). He created both satirical and romantic types, he wrote two
+fine-spirited lyrics, and launched the best Review and most popular
+magazine of his day. He was the centre of a literary group, the founder
+to some extent of a school of professional writers, of which strange
+and novel class, after the "Great Cham of Literature," as he called Dr.
+Johnson, he affords one of the first satisfactory specimens upon a
+fairly large scale. He is, indeed, a more satisfactory, because a more
+independent, example of the new species than the Great Cham himself.
+The late Professor Beljame has shown us how the milieu was created in
+which, with no subvention, whether from a patron, a theatre, a
+political paymaster, a prosperous newspaper or a fashionable
+subscription-list, an independent writer of the mid-eighteenth century,
+provided that he was competent, could begin to extort something more
+than a bare subsistence from the reluctant coffers of the London
+booksellers. For the purpose of such a demonstration no better
+illustration could possibly be found, I think, than the career of Dr.
+Tobias Smollett. And yet, curiously enough, in the collection of
+critical monographs so well known under the generic title of "English
+Men of Letters"--a series, by the way, which includes Nathaniel
+Hawthorne and Maria Edgeworth--no room or place has hitherto been found
+for Smollett any more than for Ben Jonson, both of them, surely,
+considerable Men of Letters in the very strictest and most
+representative sense of the term. Both Jonson and Smollett were to an
+unusual extent centres of the literary life of their time; and if the
+great Ben had his tribe of imitators and adulators, Dr. Toby also had
+his clan of sub-authors, delineated for us by a master hand in the
+pages of Humphry Clinker. To make Fielding the centre-piece of a group
+reflecting the literature of his day would be an artistic
+impossibility. It would be perfectly easy in the case of Smollett, who
+was descried by critics from afar as a Colossus bestriding the summit
+of the contemporary Parnassus.
+
+Whatever there may be of truth in these observations upon the eclipse
+of a once magical name applies with double force to that one of all
+Smollett's books which has sunk farthest in popular disesteem. Modern
+editors have gone to the length of excommunicating Smollett's Travels
+altogether from the fellowship of his Collective Works. Critic has
+followed critic in denouncing the book as that of a "splenetic"
+invalid. And yet it is a book for which all English readers have cause
+to be grateful, not only as a document on Smollett and his times, not
+only as being in a sense the raison d'etre of the Sentimental Journey,
+and the precursor in a very special sense of Humphry Clinker, but also
+as being intrinsically an uncommonly readable book, and even, I venture
+to assert, in many respects one of Smollett's best. Portions of the
+work exhibit literary quality of a high order: as a whole it represents
+a valuable because a rather uncommon view, and as a literary record of
+travel it is distinguished by a very exceptional veracity.
+
+I am not prepared to define the differentia of a really first-rate book
+of travel. Sympathy is important; but not indispensable, or Smollett
+would be ruled out of court at once. Scientific knowledge, keen
+observation, or intuitive power of discrimination go far. To enlist our
+curiosity or enthusiasm or to excite our wonder are even stronger
+recommendations. Charm of personal manner, power of will,
+anthropological interest, self-effacement in view of some great
+objects--all these qualities have made travel-books live. One knows
+pretty nearly the books that one is prepared to re-read in this
+department of literature. Marco Polo, Herodotus, a few sections in
+Hakluyt, Dampier and Defoe, the early travellers in Palestine,
+Commodore Byron's Travels, Curzon and Lane, Doughty's Arabia Deserta,
+Mungo Park, Dubois, Livingstone's Missionary Travels, something of
+Borrow (fact or fable), Hudson and Cunninghame Graham, Bent, Bates and
+Wallace, The Crossing of Greenland, Eothen, the meanderings of
+Modestine, The Path to Rome, and all, or almost all, of E. F. Knight. I
+have run through most of them at one breath, and the sum total would
+not bend a moderately stout bookshelf. How many high-sounding works on
+the other hand, are already worse than dead, or, should we say, better
+dead? The case of Smollett's Travels, there is good reason to hope, is
+only one of suspended animation.
+
+To come to surer ground, it is a fact worth noting that each of the
+four great prose masters of the third quarter of the eighteenth century
+tried his hand at a personal record of travel. Fielding came first in
+1754 with his Journal of a Voyage to Lisbon. Twelve years later was
+published Smollett's Travels through France and Italy. Then, in 1768,
+Sterne's Sentimental Journey; followed in 1775 by Johnson's Journey to
+the Hebrides. Each of the four--in which beneath the apparel of the man
+of letters we can discern respectively the characteristics of police
+magistrate, surgeon, confessor, and moralist--enjoyed a fair amount of
+popularity in its day. Fielding's Journal had perhaps the least
+immediate success of the four. Sterne's Journey unquestionably had the
+most. The tenant of "Shandy Hall," as was customary in the first heyday
+of "Anglomania," went to Paris to ratify his successes, and the
+resounding triumph of his naughtiness there, by a reflex action,
+secured the vote of London. Posterity has fully sanctioned this
+particular "judicium Paridis." The Sentimental Journey is a book sui
+generis, and in the reliable kind of popularity, which takes concrete
+form in successive reprints, it has far eclipsed its eighteenth-century
+rivals. The fine literary aroma which pervades every line of this small
+masterpiece is not the predominant characteristic of the Great Cham's
+Journey. Nevertheless, and in spite of the malignity of the "Ossianite"
+press, it fully justified the assumption of the booksellers that it
+would prove a "sound" book. It is full of sensible observations, and is
+written in Johnson's most scholarly, balanced, and dignified style. Few
+can read it without a sense of being repaid, if only by the portentous
+sentence in which the author celebrates his arrival at the shores of
+Loch Ness, where he reposes upon "a bank such as a writer of romance
+might have delighted to feign," and reflects that a "uniformity of
+barrenness can afford very little amusement to the traveller; that it
+is easy to sit at home and conceive rocks and heath and waterfalls; and
+that these journeys are useless labours, which neither impregnate the
+imagination nor enlarge the understanding." Fielding's contribution to
+geography has far less solidity and importance, but it discovers to not
+a few readers an unfeigned charm that is not to be found in the pages
+of either Sterne or Johnson. A thoughtless fragment suffices to show
+the writer in his true colours as one of the most delightful fellows in
+our literature, and to convey just unmistakably to all good men and
+true the rare and priceless sense of human fellowship.
+
+There remain the Travels through France and Italy, by T. Smollett,
+M.D., and though these may not exhibit the marmoreal glamour of
+Johnson, or the intimate fascination of Fielding, or the essential
+literary quality which permeates the subtle dialogue and artful
+vignette of Sterne, yet I shall endeavour to show, not without some
+hope of success among the fair-minded, that the Travels before us are
+fully deserving of a place, and that not the least significant, in the
+quartette.
+
+The temporary eclipse of their fame I attribute, first to the studious
+depreciation of Sterne and Walpole, and secondly to a refinement of
+snobbishness on the part of the travelling crowd, who have an uneasy
+consciousness that to listen to common sense, such as Smollett's, in
+matters of connoisseurship, is tantamount to confessing oneself a
+Galilean of the outermost court. In this connection, too, the itinerant
+divine gave the travelling doctor a very nasty fall. Meeting the latter
+at Turin, just as Smollett was about to turn his face homewards, in
+March 1765, Sterne wrote of him, in the famous Journey of 1768, thus:
+
+"The learned Smelfungus travelled from Boulogne to Paris, from Paris to
+Rome, and so on, but he set out with the spleen and jaundice, and every
+object he passed by was discoloured or distorted. He wrote an account
+of them, but 'twas nothing but the account of his miserable feelings."
+"I met Smelfungus," he wrote later on, "in the grand portico of the
+Pantheon--he was just coming out of it. ''Tis nothing but a huge
+cockpit,' said he--'I wish you had said nothing worse of the Venus de
+Medici,' replied I--for in passing through Florence, I had heard he had
+fallen foul upon the goddess, and used her worse than a common
+strumpet, without the least provocation in nature. I popp'd upon
+Smelfungus again at Turin, in his return home, and a sad tale of
+sorrowful adventures had he to tell, 'wherein he spoke of moving
+accidents by flood and field, and of the cannibals which each other
+eat, the Anthropophagi'; he had been flayed alive, and bedevil'd, and
+used worse than St. Bartholomew, at every stage he had come at. 'I'll
+tell it,' cried Smelfungus, 'to the world.' 'You had better tell it,'
+said I, 'to your physician.'"
+
+To counteract the ill effects of "spleen and jaundice" and exhibit the
+spirit of genteel humour and universal benevolence in which a man of
+sensibility encountered the discomforts of the road, the incorrigible
+parson Laurence brought out his own Sentimental Journey. Another effect
+of Smollett's book was to whet his own appetite for recording the
+adventures of the open road. So that but for Travels through France and
+Italy we might have had neither a Sentimental Journey nor a Humphry
+Clinker. If all the admirers of these two books would but bestir
+themselves and look into the matter, I am sure that Sterne's only too
+clever assault would be relegated to its proper place and assessed at
+its right value as a mere boutade. The borrowed contempt of Horace
+Walpole and the coterie of superficial dilettanti, from which
+Smollett's book has somehow never wholly recovered, could then easily
+be outflanked and the Travels might well be in reasonable expectation
+of coming by their own again.
+
+
+II
+
+In the meantime let us look a little more closely into the special and
+somewhat exceptional conditions under which the Travel Letters of
+Smollett were produced. Smollett, as we have seen, was one of the first
+professional men of all work in letters upon a considerable scale who
+subsisted entirely upon the earnings of his own pen. He had no
+extraneous means of support. He had neither patron, pension, property,
+nor endowment, inherited or acquired. Yet he took upon himself the
+burden of a large establishment, he spent money freely, and he prided
+himself upon the fact that he, Tobias Smollett, who came up to London
+without a stiver in his pocket, was in ten years' time in a position to
+enact the part of patron upon a considerable scale to the crowd of
+inferior denizens of Grub Street. Like most people whose social
+ambitions are in advance of their time, Smollett suffered considerably
+on account of these novel aspirations of his. In the present day he
+would have had his motor car and his house on Hindhead, a seat in
+Parliament and a brief from the Nation to boot as a Member for
+Humanity. Voltaire was the only figure in the eighteenth century even
+to approach such a flattering position, and he was for many years a
+refugee from his own land. Smollett was energetic and ambitious enough
+to start in rather a grand way, with a large house, a carriage,
+menservants, and the rest. His wife was a fine lady, a "Creole" beauty
+who had a small dot of her own; but, on the other hand, her income was
+very precarious, and she herself somewhat of a silly and an incapable
+in the eyes of Smollett's old Scotch friends. But to maintain such a
+position--to keep the bailiffs from the door from year's end to year's
+end--was a truly Herculean task in days when a newspaper "rate" of
+remuneration or a well-wearing copyright did not so much as exist, and
+when Reviews sweated their writers at the rate of a guinea per sheet of
+thirty-two pages. Smollett was continually having recourse to loans. He
+produced the eight (or six or seven) hundred a year he required by
+sheer hard writing, turning out his History of England, his Voltaire,
+and his Universal History by means of long spells of almost incessant
+labour at ruinous cost to his health. On the top of all this cruel
+compiling he undertook to run a Review (The Critical), a magazine (The
+British), and a weekly political organ (The Briton). A charge of
+defamation for a paragraph in the nature of what would now be
+considered a very mild and pertinent piece of public criticism against
+a faineant admiral led to imprisonment in the King's Bench Prison, plus
+a fine of L100. Then came a quarrel with an old friend, Wilkes--not the
+least vexatious result of that forlorn championship of Bute's
+government in The Briton. And finally, in part, obviously, as a
+consequence of all this nervous breakdown, a succession of severe
+catarrhs, premonitory in his case of consumption, the serious illness
+of the wife he adored, and the death of his darling, the "little Boss"
+of former years, now on the verge of womanhood. To a man of his
+extraordinarily strong affections such a series of ills was too
+overwhelming. He resolved to break up his establishment at Chelsea, and
+to seek a remedy in flight from present evils to a foreign residence.
+Dickens went to hibernate on the Riviera upon a somewhat similar
+pretext, though fortunately without the same cause, as far as his
+health was concerned.
+
+Now note another very characteristic feature of these Travel Letters.
+Smollett went abroad not for pleasure, but virtually of necessity. Not
+only were circumstances at home proving rather too much for him, but
+also, like Stevenson, he was specifically "ordered South" by his
+physicians, and he went with the deliberate intention of making as much
+money as possible out of his Travel papers. In his case he wrote long
+letters on the spot to his medical and other friends at home. When he
+got back in the summer of 1765 one of his first cares was to put the
+Letters together. It had always been his intention carefully to revise
+them for the press. But when he got back to London he found so many
+other tasks awaiting him that were so far more pressing, that this part
+of his purpose was but very imperfectly carried out. The Letters
+appeared pretty much as he wrote them. Their social and documentary
+value is thereby considerably enhanced, for they were nearly all
+written close down to the facts. The original intention had been to go
+to Montpellier, which was still, I suppose, the most popular health
+resort in Southern Europe. The peace of 1763 opened the way. And this
+brings us to another feature of distinction in regard to Smollett's
+Travels. Typical Briton, perfervid Protestant of Britain's most
+Protestant period, and insular enrage though he doubtless was, Smollett
+had knocked about the world a good deal and had also seen something of
+the continent of Europe. He was not prepared to see everything couleur
+de rose now. His was quite unlike the frame of mind of the ordinary
+holiday-seeker, who, partly from a voluntary optimism, and partly from
+the change of food and habit, the exhilaration caused by novel
+surroundings, and timidity at the unaccustomed sounds he hears in his
+ears, is determined to be pleased with everything. Very temperamental
+was Smollett, and his frame of mind at the time was that of one
+determined to be pleased with nothing. We know little enough about
+Smollett intime. Only the other day I learned that the majority of
+so-called Smollett portraits are not presentments of the novelist at
+all, but ingeniously altered plates of George Washington. An
+interesting confirmation of this is to be found in the recently
+published Letters of Charles Kirkpatrick Sharpe to Robert Chambers.
+"Smollett wore black cloaths--a tall man--and extreamly handsome. No
+picture of him is known to be extant--all that have been foisted on the
+public as such his relations disclaim--this I know from my aunt Mrs.
+Smollett, who was the wife of his nephew, and resided with him at
+Bath." But one thing we do know, and in these same letters, if
+confirmation had been needed, we observe the statement repeated,
+namely, that Smollett was very peevish. A sardonic, satirical, and
+indeed decidedly gloomy mood or temper had become so habitual in him as
+to transform the man. Originally gay and debonnair, his native
+character had been so overlaid that when he first returned to Scotland
+in 1755 his own mother could not recognise him until he "gave over
+glooming" and put on his old bright smile. [A pleasant story of the
+Doctor's mother is given in the same Letters to R. Chambers (1904). She
+is described as an ill-natured-looking woman with a high nose, but not
+a bad temper, and very fond of the cards. One evening an Edinburgh
+bailie (who was a tallow chandler) paid her a visit. "Come awa',
+bailie," said she, "and tak' a trick at the cards." "Troth madam, I hae
+nae siller!" "Then let us play for a pound of candles."] His was
+certainly a nervous, irritable, and rather censorious temper. Like Mr.
+Brattle, in The Vicar of Bulhampton, he was thinking always of the evil
+things that had been done to him. With the pawky and philosophic Scots
+of his own day (Robertson, Hume, Adam Smith, and "Jupiter" Carlyle) he
+had little in common, but with the sour and mistrustful James Mill or
+the cross and querulous Carlyle of a later date he had, it seems to me,
+a good deal. What, however, we attribute in their case to bile or
+liver, a consecrated usage prescribes that we must, in the case of
+Smollett, accredit more particularly to the spleen. Whether dyspeptic
+or "splenetic," this was not the sort of man to see things through a
+veil of pleasant self-generated illusion. He felt under no obligation
+whatever to regard the Grand Tour as a privilege of social distinction,
+or its discomforts as things to be discreetly ignored in relating his
+experience to the stay-at-home public. He was not the sort of man that
+the Tourist Agencies of to-day would select to frame their
+advertisements. As an advocatus diaboli on the subject of Travel he
+would have done well enough. And yet we must not infer that the magic
+of travel is altogether eliminated from his pages. This is by no means
+the case: witness his intense enthusiasm at Nimes, on sight of the
+Maison Carree or the Pont du Gard; the passage describing his entry
+into the Eternal City; [Ours "was the road by which so many heroes
+returned with conquest to their country, by which so many kings were
+led captive to Rome, and by which the ambassadors of so many kingdoms
+and States approached the seat of Empire, to deprecate the wrath, to
+sollicit the friendship, or sue for the protection of the Roman
+people."] or the enviable account of the alfresco meals which the party
+discussed in their coach as described in Letter VIII.
+
+As to whether Smollett and his party of five were exceptionally
+unfortunate in their road-faring experiences must be left an open
+question at the tribunal of public opinion. In cold blood, in one of
+his later letters, he summarised his Continental experience after this
+wise: inns, cold, damp, dark, dismal, dirty; landlords equally
+disobliging and rapacious; servants awkward, sluttish, and slothful;
+postillions lazy, lounging, greedy, and impertinent. With this last
+class of delinquents after much experience he was bound to admit the
+following dilemma:--If you chide them for lingering, they will contrive
+to delay you the longer. If you chastise them with sword, cane, cudgel,
+or horsewhip (he defines the correctives, you may perceive, but leaves
+the expletives to our imagination) they will either disappear entirely,
+and leave you without resource, or they will find means to take
+vengeance by overturning your carriage. The only course remaining would
+be to allow oneself to become the dupe of imposition by tipping the
+postillions an amount slightly in excess of the authorized
+gratification. He admits that in England once, between the Devizes and
+Bristol, he found this plan productive of the happiest results. It was
+unfortunate that, upon this occasion, the lack of means or slenderness
+of margin for incidental expenses should have debarred him from having
+recourse to a similar expedient. For threepence a post more, as
+Smollett himself avows, he would probably have performed the journey
+with much greater pleasure and satisfaction. But the situation is
+instructive. It reveals to us the disadvantage under which the novelist
+was continually labouring, that of appearing to travel as an English
+Milord, en grand seigneur, and yet having at every point to do it "on
+the cheap." He avoided the common conveyance or diligence, and insisted
+on travelling post and in a berline; but he could not bring himself to
+exceed the five-sou pourboire for the postillions. He would have meat
+upon maigre days, yet objected to paying double for it. He held aloof
+from the thirty-sou table d'hote, and would have been content to pay
+three francs a head for a dinner a part, but his worst passions were
+roused when he was asked to pay not three, but four. Now Smollett
+himself was acutely conscious of the false position. He was by nature
+anything but a curmudgeon. On the contrary, he was, if I interpret him
+at all aright, a high-minded, open-hearted, generous type of man. Like
+a majority, perhaps, of the really open-handed he shared one trait with
+the closefisted and even with the very mean rich. He would rather give
+away a crown than be cheated of a farthing. Smollett himself had little
+of the traditional Scottish thriftiness about him, but the people among
+whom he was going--the Languedocians and Ligurians--were notorious for
+their nearness in money matters. The result of all this could hardly
+fail to exacerbate Smollett's mood and to aggravate the testiness which
+was due primarily to the bitterness of his struggle with the world,
+and, secondarily, to the complaints which that struggle engendered. One
+capital consequence, however, and one which specially concerns us, was
+that we get this unrivalled picture of the seamy side of foreign
+travel--a side rarely presented with anything like Smollett's skill to
+the student of the grand siecle of the Grand Tour. The rubs, the rods,
+the crosses of the road could, in fact, hardly be presented to us more
+graphically or magisterially than they are in some of these chapters.
+Like Prior, Fielding, Shenstone, and Dickens, Smollett was a
+connoisseur in inns and innkeepers. He knew good food and he knew good
+value, and he had a mighty keen eye for a rogue. There may, it is true,
+have been something in his manner which provoked them to exhibit their
+worst side to him. It is a common fate with angry men. The trials to
+which he was subjected were momentarily very severe, but, as we shall
+see in the event, they proved a highly salutary discipline to him.
+
+To sum up, then, Smollett's Travels were written hastily and vigorously
+by an expert man of letters. They were written ad vivum, as it were,
+not from worked-up notes or embellished recollections. They were
+written expressly for money down. They were written rather en noir than
+couleur de rose by an experienced, and, we might almost perhaps say, a
+disillusioned traveller, and not by a naif or a niais. The statement
+that they were to a certain extent the work of an invalid is, of
+course, true, and explains much. The majority of his correspondents
+were of the medical profession, all of them were members of a group
+with whom he was very intimate, and the letters were by his special
+direction to be passed round among them. [We do not know precisely who
+all these correspondents of Smollett were, but most of them were
+evidently doctors and among them, without a doubt, John Armstrong,
+William Hunter, George Macaulay, and above all John Moore, himself an
+authority on European travel, Governor on the Grand Tour of the Duke of
+Hamilton (Son of "the beautiful Duchess"), author of Zeluco, and father
+of the famous soldier. Smollett's old chum, Dr. W. Smellie, died 5th
+March 1763.] In the circumstances (bearing in mind that it was his
+original intention to prune the letters considerably before
+publication) it was only natural that he should say a good deal about
+the state of his health. His letters would have been unsatisfying to
+these good people had he not referred frequently and at some length to
+his spirits and to his symptoms, an improvement in which was the
+primary object of his journey and his two years' sojourn in the South.
+Readers who linger over the diary of Fielding's dropsy and Mrs.
+Fielding's toothache are inconsistent in denouncing the luxury of
+detail with which Smollett discusses the matter of his imposthume.
+
+What I claim for the present work is that, in the first place, to any
+one interested in Smollett's personality it supplies an unrivalled key.
+It is, moreover, the work of a scholar, an observer of human nature,
+and, by election, a satirist of no mean order. It gives us some
+characteristic social vignettes, some portraits of the road of an
+unsurpassed freshness and clearness. It contains some historical and
+geographical observations worthy of one of the shrewdest and most
+sagacious publicists of the day. It is interesting to the etymologist
+for the important share it has taken in naturalising useful foreign
+words into our speech. It includes (as we shall have occasion to
+observe) a respectable quantum of wisdom fit to become proverbial, and
+several passages of admirable literary quality. In point of date
+(1763-65) it is fortunate, for the writer just escaped being one of a
+crowd. On the whole, I maintain that it is more than equal in interest
+to the Journey to the Hebrides, and that it deserves a very
+considerable proportion of the praise that has hitherto been lavished
+too indiscriminately upon the Voyage to Lisbon. On the force of this
+claim the reader is invited to constitute himself judge after a fair
+perusal of the following pages. I shall attempt only to point the way
+to a satisfactory verdict, no longer in the spirit of an advocate, but
+by means of a few illustrations and, more occasionally, amplifications
+of what Smollett has to tell us.
+
+
+III
+
+As was the case with Fielding many years earlier, Smollett was almost
+broken down with sedentary toil, when early in June 1763 with his wife,
+two young ladies ("the two girls") to whom she acted as chaperon, and a
+faithful servant of twelve years' standing, who in the spirit of a
+Scots retainer of the olden time refused to leave his master (a good
+testimonial this, by the way, to a temper usually accredited with such
+a splenetic sourness), he crossed the straits of Dover to see what a
+change of climate and surroundings could do for him.
+
+On other grounds than those of health he was glad to shake the dust of
+Britain from his feet. He speaks himself of being traduced by malice,
+persecuted by faction, abandoned by false patrons, complaints which
+will remind the reader, perhaps, of George Borrow's "Jeremiad," to the
+effect that he had been beslavered by the venomous foam of every
+sycophantic lacquey and unscrupulous renegade in the three kingdoms.
+But Smollett's griefs were more serious than what an unkind reviewer
+could inflict. He had been fined and imprisoned for defamation. He had
+been grossly caricatured as a creature of Bute, the North British
+favourite of George III., whose tenure of the premiership occasioned
+riots and almost excited a revolution in the metropolis. Yet after
+incurring all this unpopularity at a time when the populace of London
+was more inflamed against Scotsmen than it has ever been before or
+since, and having laboured severely at a paper in the ministerial
+interest and thereby aroused the enmity of his old friend John Wilkes,
+Smollett had been unceremoniously thrown over by his own chief, Lord
+Bute, on the ground that his paper did more to invite attack than to
+repel it. Lastly, he and his wife had suffered a cruel bereavement in
+the loss of their only child, and it was partly to supply a change from
+the scene of this abiding sorrow, that the present journey was
+undertaken.
+
+The first stages and incidents of the expedition were not exactly
+propitious. The Dover Road was a byword for its charges; the Via Alba
+might have been paved with the silver wrung from reluctant and
+indignant passengers. Smollett characterized the chambers as cold and
+comfortless, the beds as "paultry" (with "frowsy," a favourite word),
+the cookery as execrable, wine poison, attendance bad, publicans
+insolent, and bills extortion, concluding with the grand climax that
+there was not a drop of tolerable malt liquor to be had from London to
+Dover. Smollett finds a good deal to be said for the designation of "a
+den of thieves" as applied to that famous port (where, as a German lady
+of much later date once complained, they "boot ze Bible in ze bedroom,
+but ze devil in ze bill"), and he grizzles lamentably over the seven
+guineas, apart from extras, which he had to pay for transport in a
+Folkestone cutter to Boulogne Mouth.
+
+Having once arrived at Boulogne, Smollett settled down regularly to his
+work as descriptive reporter, and the letters that he wrote to his
+friendly circle at home fall naturally into four groups. The first
+Letters from II. to V. describe with Hogarthian point, prejudice and
+pungency, the town and people of Boulogne. The second group, Letters
+VI.-XII., deal with the journey from Boulogne to Nice by way of Paris,
+Lyon, Nimes, and Montpellier. The third group, Letters XIII.-XXIV., is
+devoted to a more detailed and particular delineation of Nice and the
+Nicois. The fourth, Letters XXV.-XLI., describes the Italian expedition
+and the return journey to Boulogne en route for England, where the
+party arrive safe home in July 1765.
+
+Smollett's account of Boulogne is excellent reading, it forms an apt
+introduction to the narrative of his journey, it familiarises us with
+the milieu, and reveals to us in Smollett a man of experience who is
+both resolute and capable of getting below the surface of things. An
+English possession for a short period in the reign of the Great Harry,
+Boulogne has rarely been less in touch with England than it was at the
+time of Smollett's visit. Even then, however, there were three small
+colonies, respectively, of English nuns, English Jesuits, and English
+Jacobites. Apart from these and the English girls in French seminaries
+it was estimated ten years after Smollett's sojourn there that there
+were twenty-four English families in residence. The locality has of
+course always been a haunting place for the wandering tribes of
+English. Many well-known men have lived or died here both native and
+English. Adam Smith must have been there very soon after Smollett. So
+must Dr. John Moore and Charles Churchill, one of the enemies provoked
+by the Briton, who went to Boulogne to meet his friend Wilkes and died
+there in 1764. Philip Thicknesse the traveller and friend of
+Gainsborough died there in 1770. After long search for a place to end
+his days in Thomas Campbell bought a house in Boulogne and died there,
+a few months later, in 1844. The house is still to be seen, Rue St.
+Jean, within the old walls; it has undergone no change, and in 1900 a
+marble tablet was put up to record the fact that Campbell lived and
+died there. The other founder of the University of London, Brougham, by
+a singular coincidence was also closely associated with Boulogne.
+[Among the occupants of the English cemetery will be found the names of
+Sir Harris Nicolas, Basil Montagu, Smithson Pennant, Sir William
+Ouseley, Sir William Hamilton, and Sir C. M. Carmichael. And among
+other literary celebrities connected with the place, apart from Dickens
+(who gave his impressions of the place in Household Words, November
+1854) we should include in a brief list, Charles Lever, Horace Smith,
+Wilkie Collins, Mrs. Henry Wood, Professor York Powell, the Marquis of
+Steyne (Lord Seymour), Mrs. Jordan, Clark Russell, and Sir Conan Doyle.
+There are also memorable associations with Lola Montes, Heinrich Heine,
+Becky Sharpe, and above all Colonel Newcome. My first care in the place
+was to discover the rampart where the Colonel used to parade with
+little Clive. Among the native luminaries are Daunou, Duchenne de
+Boulogne, one of the foremost physiologists of the last century, an
+immediate predecessor of Charcot in knowledge of the nervous system,
+Aug. Mariette, the Egyptologist, Aug. Angellier, the biographer of
+Burns, Sainte-Beuve, Prof. Morel, and "credibly," Godfrey de Bouillon,
+of whom Charles Lamb wrote "poor old Godfrey, he must be getting very
+old now." The great Lesage died here in 1747.] The antiquaries still
+dispute about Gessoriacum, Godfrey de Bouillon, and Charlemagne's Tour.
+Smollett is only fair in justifying for the town, the older portions of
+which have a strong medieval suggestion, a standard of comparison
+slightly more distinguished than Wapping. He never lets us forget that
+he is a scholar of antiquity, a man of education and a speculative
+philosopher. Hence his references to Celsus and Hippocrates and his
+ingenious etymologies of wheatear and samphire, more ingenious in the
+second case than sound. Smollett's field of observation had been wide
+and his fund of exact information was unusually large. At Edinburgh he
+had studied medicine under Monro and John Gordon, in company with such
+able and distinguished men as William Hunter, Cullen, Pitcairn,
+Gregory, and Armstrong--and the two last mentioned were among his
+present correspondents. As naval surgeon at Carthagena he had undergone
+experience such as few literary men can claim, and subsequently as
+compiler, reviewer, party journalist, historian, translator,
+statistician, and lexicographer, he had gained an amount of
+miscellaneous information such as falls to the lot of very few minds of
+his order of intelligence. He had recently directed the compilation of
+a large Universal Geography or Gazetteer, the Carton or Vivien de St.
+Martin if those days--hence his glib references to the manners and
+customs of Laplanders, Caffres, Kamskatchans, and other recondite types
+of breeding. His imaginative faculty was under the control of an
+exceptionally strong and retentive memory. One may venture to say,
+indeed, without danger of exaggeration that his testimonials as regards
+habitual accuracy of statement have seldom been exceeded. Despite the
+doctor's unflattering portraits of Frenchmen, M. Babeau admits that his
+book is one written by an observer of facts, and a man whose
+statements, whenever they can be tested, are for the most part
+"singularly exact." Mr. W. J. Prouse, whose knowledge of the Riviera
+district is perhaps almost unequalled out of France, makes this very
+remarkable statement. "After reading all that has been written by very
+clever people about Nice in modern times, one would probably find that
+for exact precision of statement, Smollett was still the most
+trustworthy guide," a view which is strikingly borne out by Mr. E.
+Schuyler, who further points out Smollett's shrewd foresight in regard
+to the possibilities of the Cornice road, and of Cannes and San Remo as
+sanatoria." Frankly there is nothing to be seen which he does not
+recognise." And even higher testimonies have been paid to Smollett's
+topographical accuracy by recent historians of Nice and its
+neighbourhood.
+
+The value which Smollett put upon accuracy in the smallest matters of
+detail is evinced by the corrections which he made in the margin of a
+copy of the 1766 edition of the Travels. These corrections, which are
+all in Smollett's own and unmistakably neat handwriting, may be divided
+into four categories. In the first place come a number of verbal
+emendations. Phrases are turned, inverted and improved by the skilful
+"twist of the pen" which becomes a second nature to the trained
+corrector of proofs; there are moreover a few topographical corrigenda,
+suggested by an improved knowledge of the localities, mostly in the
+neighbourhood of Pisa and Leghorn, where there is no doubt that these
+corrections were made upon the occasion of Smollett's second visit to
+Italy in 1770. [Some not unimportant errata were overlooked. Thus
+Smollett's representation of the droit d'aubaine as a monstrous and
+intolerable grievance is of course an exaggeration. (See Sentimental
+Journey; J. Hill Burton, The Scot Abroad, 1881, p. 135; and Luchaire,
+Instit. de France.) On his homeward journey he indicates that he
+travelled from Beaune to Chalons and so by way of Auxerre to Dijon. The
+right order is Chalons, Beaune, Dijon, Auxerre. As further examples of
+the zeal with which Smollett regarded exactitude in the record of facts
+we have his diurnal register of weather during his stay at Nice and the
+picture of him scrupulously measuring the ruins at Cimiez with
+packthread.] In the second place come a number of English renderings of
+the citations from Latin, French, and Italian authors. Most of these
+from the Latin are examples of Smollett's own skill in English verse
+making. Thirdly come one or two significant admissions of overboldness
+in matters of criticism, as where he retracts his censure of Raphael's
+Parnassus in Letter XXXIII. Fourthly, and these are of the greatest
+importance, come some very interesting additional notes upon the
+buildings of Pisa, upon Sir John Hawkwood's tomb at Florence, and upon
+the congenial though recondite subject of antique Roman hygiene. [Cf.
+the Dinner in the manner of the Ancients in Peregrine Pickle, (xliv.)
+and Letters IX. to XL in Humphry Clinker.]
+
+After Smollett's death his books were for the most part sold for the
+benefit of his widow. No use was made of his corrigenda. For twenty
+years or so the Travels were esteemed and referred to, but as time went
+on, owing to the sneers of the fine gentlemen of letters, such as
+Walpole and Sterne, they were by degrees disparaged and fell more or
+less into neglect. They were reprinted, it is true, either in
+collective editions of Smollett or in various collections of travels;
+[For instance in Baldwin's edition of 1778; in the 17th vol. of Mayor's
+Collection of Voyages and Travels, published by Richard Phillips in
+twenty-eight vols., 1809; and in an abbreviated form in John Hamilton
+Moore's New and Complete Collection of Voyages and Travels (folio, Vol.
+11. 938-970).] but they were not edited with any care, and as is
+inevitable in such cases errors crept in, blunders were repeated, and
+the text slightly but gradually deteriorated. In the last century
+Smollett's own copy of the Travels bearing the manuscript corrections
+that he had made in 1770, was discovered in the possession of the
+Telfer family and eventually came into the British Museum. The second
+volume, which affords admirable specimens of Smollett's neatly written
+marginalia, has been exhibited in a show-case in the King's Library.
+
+The corrections that Smollett purposed to make in the Travels are now
+for the second time embodied in a printed edition of the text. At the
+same time the text has been collated with the original edition of 1766,
+and the whole has been carefully revised. The old spelling has been, as
+far as possible, restored. Smollett was punctilious in such matters,
+and what with his histories, his translations, his periodicals, and his
+other compilations, he probably revised more proof-matter for press
+than any other writer of his time. His practice as regards orthography
+is, therefore, of some interest as representing what was in all
+probability deemed to be the most enlightened convention of the day.
+
+To return now to the Doctor's immediate contemplation of Boulogne, a
+city described in the Itineraries as containing rien de remarquable.
+The story of the Capuchin [On page 21. A Capuchin of the same stripe is
+in Pickle, ch. Ill. sq.] is very racy of Smollett, while the vignette
+of the shepherd at the beginning of Letter V. affords a first-rate
+illustration of his terseness. Appreciate the keen and minute
+observation concentrated into the pages that follow, [Especially on p.
+34 to p. 40.] commencing with the shrewd and economic remarks upon
+smuggling, and ending with the lively description of a Boulonnais
+banquet, very amusing, very French, very life-like, and very
+Smollettian. In Letter V. the Doctor again is very much himself. A
+little provocation and he bristles and stabs all round. He mounts the
+hygienic horse and proceeds from the lack of implements of cleanliness
+to the lack of common decency, and "high flavoured instances, at which
+even a native of Edinburgh would stop his nose." [This recalls
+Johnson's first walk up the High Street, Edinburgh, on Bozzy's arm. "It
+was a dusky night: I could not prevent his being assailed by the
+evening effluvia of Edinburgh. . . . As we marched along he grumbled in
+my ear, 'I smell you in the dark!'"] And then lest the southrons should
+escape we have a reference to the "beastly habit of drinking from a
+tankard in which perhaps a dozen filthy mouths have slabbered as is the
+custom in England." With all his coarsenesses this blunt Scot was a
+pioneer and fugleman of the niceties. Between times most nations are
+gibbetted in this slashing epistle. The ingenious boasting of the
+French is well hit off in the observation of the chevalier that the
+English doubtless drank every day to the health of the Marquise de
+Pompadour. The implication reminded Smollett of a narrow escape from a
+duello (an institution he reprobates with the utmost trenchancy in this
+book) at Ghent in 1749 with a Frenchman who affirmed that Marlborough's
+battles were purposely lost by the French generals in order to mortify
+Mme. de Maintenon. Two incidents of some importance to Smollett
+occurred during the three months' sojourn at Boulogne. Through the
+intervention of the English Ambassador at Paris (the Earl of Hertford)
+he got back his books, which had been impounded by the Customs as
+likely to contain matter prejudicial to the state or religion of
+France, and had them sent south by shipboard to Bordeaux. Secondly, he
+encountered General Paterson, a friendly Scot in the Sardinian service,
+who confirmed what an English physician had told Smollett to the effect
+that the climate of Nice was infinitely preferable to that of
+Montpellier "with respect to disorders of the breast." Smollett now
+hires a berline and four horses for fourteen louis, and sets out with
+rather a heavy heart for Paris. It is problematic, he assures his good
+friend Dr. Moore, whether he will ever return. "My health is very
+precarious."
+
+
+IV
+
+The rapid journey to Paris by way of Montreuil, Amiens, and Clermont,
+about one hundred and fifty-six miles from Boulogne, the last
+thirty-six over a paved road, was favourable to superficial observation
+and the normal corollary of epigram. Smollett was much impressed by the
+mortifying indifference of the French innkeepers to their clients. "It
+is a very odd contrast between France and England. In the former all
+the people are complaisant but the publicans; in the latter there is
+hardly any complaisance but among the publicans." [In regard to two
+exceptional instances of politeness on the part of innkeepers, Smollett
+attributes one case to dementia, the other, at Lerici, to mental shock,
+caused by a recent earthquake.] Idleness and dissipation confront the
+traveller, not such a good judge, perhaps, as was Arthur Young
+four-and-twenty years later. "Every object seems to have shrunk in its
+dimensions since I was last in Paris." Smollett was an older man by
+fifteen years since he visited the French capital in the first flush of
+his success as an author. The dirt and gloom of French apartments, even
+at Versailles, offend his English standard of comfort. "After all, it
+is in England only where we must look for cheerful apartments, gay
+furniture, neatness, and convenience. There is a strange incongruity in
+the French genius. With all their volatility, prattle, and fondness for
+bons mots they delight in a species of drawling, melancholy, church
+music. Their most favourite dramatic pieces are almost without
+incident, and the dialogue of their comedies consists of moral insipid
+apophthegms, entirely destitute of wit or repartee." While amusing
+himself with the sights of Paris, Smollett drew up that caustic
+delineation of the French character which as a study in calculated
+depreciation has rarely been surpassed. He conceives the Frenchman
+entirely as a petit-maitre, and his view, though far removed from
+Chesterfield's, is not incompatible with that of many of his cleverest
+contemporaries, including Sterne. He conceives of the typical Frenchman
+as regulating his life in accordance with the claims of impertinent
+curiosity and foppery, gallantry and gluttony. Thus:
+
+"If a Frenchman is capable of real friendship, it must certainly be the
+most disagreeable present he can possibly make to a man of a true
+English character. You know, madam, we are naturally taciturn, soon
+tired of impertinence, and much subject to fits of disgust. Your French
+friend intrudes upon you at all hours; he stuns you with his loquacity;
+he teases you with impertinent questions about your domestic and
+private affairs; he attempts to meddle in all your concerns, and forces
+his advice upon you with the most unwearied importunity; he asks the
+price of everything you wear, and, so sure as you tell him, undervalues
+it without hesitation; he affirms it is in a bad taste, ill contrived,
+ill made; that you have been imposed upon both with respect to the
+fashion and the price; that the marquis of this, or the countess of
+that, has one that is perfectly elegant, quite in the bon ton, and yet
+it cost her little more than you gave for a thing that nobody would
+wear.
+
+"If a Frenchman is admitted into your family, and distinguished by
+repeated marks of your friendship and regard, the first return he makes
+for your civilities is to make love to your wife, if she is handsome;
+if not, to your sister, or daughter, or niece. If he suffers a repulse
+from your wife, or attempts in vain to debauch your sister, or your
+daughter, or your niece, he will, rather than not play the traitor with
+his gallantry, make his addresses to your grandmother; and ten to one
+but in one shape or another he will find means to ruin the peace of a
+family in which he has been so kindly entertained. What he cannot
+accomplish by dint of compliment and personal attendance, he will
+endeavour to effect by reinforcing these with billets-doux, songs, and
+verses, of which he always makes a provision for such purposes. If he
+is detected in these efforts of treachery, and reproached with his
+ingratitude, he impudently declares that what he had done was no more
+than simple gallantry, considered in France as an indispensable duty on
+every man who pretended to good breeding. Nay, he will even affirm that
+his endeavours to corrupt your wife, or deflower your daughter, were
+the most genuine proofs he could give of his particular regard for your
+family.
+
+"If there were five hundred dishes at table, a Frenchman will eat of
+all of them, and then complain he has no appetite--this I have several
+times remarked. A friend of mine gained a considerable wager upon an
+experiment of this kind; the petit-maitre ate of fourteen different
+plates, besides the dessert, then disparaged the cook, declaring he was
+no better than a marmiton, or turnspit."
+
+The gross unfairness, no less than the consummate cleverness, of this
+caricature compels us to remember that this was written in the most
+insular period of our manners, and during a brief lull in a century of
+almost incessant mutual hostility between the two nations. Aristocrats
+like Walpole, Gibbon, and Chesterfield could regard France from a
+cosmopolitan point of view, as leading the comite of nations. But to
+sturdy and true-born patriots, such as Hogarth and Smollett, reciprocal
+politeness appeared as grotesque as an exchange of amenities would be
+between a cormorant and an ape. Consequently, it was no doubt with a
+sense of positive relief to his feelings that Smollett could bring
+himself to sum up the whole matter thus. "A Frenchman lays out his
+whole revenue upon taudry suits of cloaths, or in furnishing a
+magnificent repas of fifty or a hundred dishes, one-half of which are
+not eatable or intended to be eaten. His wardrobe goes to the fripier,
+his dishes to the dogs, and himself to the devil."
+
+These trenchant passages were written partly, it may be imagined, to
+suit the English taste of the day. In that object they must have
+succeeded, for they were frequently transcribed into contemporary
+periodicals. In extenuation of Smollett's honesty of purpose, however,
+it may be urged that he was always a thoroughgoing patriot, [Witness
+his violently anti-French play, the Reprisal of 1757.] and that, coming
+from a Calvinistic country where a measure of Tartufism was a necessary
+condition of respectability, he reproduces the common English error of
+ignoring how apt a Frenchman is to conceal a number of his best
+qualities. Two other considerations deserve attention. The
+race-portrait was in Smollett's day at the very height of its
+disreputable reign. Secondly, we must remember how very profoundly
+French character has been modified since 1763, and more especially in
+consequence of the cataclysms of 1789 and 1870.
+
+Smollett's vis comica is conspicuous in the account of the coiffure of
+the period and of the superstitious reverence which a Frenchman of that
+day paid to his hair. In tracing the origin of this superstition he
+exhibits casually his historical learning. The crine profuso and barba
+demissa of the reges crinitos, as the Merovingians were called, are
+often referred to by ancient chroniclers. Long hair was identified with
+right of succession, as a mark of royal race, and the maintenance of
+ancient tradition. A tondu signified a slave, and even under the
+Carolingians to shave a prince meant to affirm his exclusion from the
+succession.
+
+
+V
+
+A general improvement in English roads, roadside inns, and methods of
+conveyance commenced about 1715. The continental roads lagged behind,
+until when Arthur Young wrote in 1788-89 they had got badly into
+arrears. The pace of locomotion between Rome and England changed very
+little in effect from the days of Julius Caesar to those of George III.
+It has been said with point that Trajan and Sir Robert Peel, travelling
+both at their utmost speed achieved the distance between Rome and
+London in an almost precisely similar space of time. Smollett decided
+to travel post between Paris and Lyons, and he found that the journey
+lasted full five days and cost upwards of thirty guineas. [One of the
+earliest printed road books in existence gives the posts between Paris
+and Lyons. This tiny duodecimo, dated 1500, and more than worth its
+weight in gold has just been acquired by the British Museum. On the old
+Roman routes, see Arnold's Lectures on Modern History, 1842.] Of roads
+there was a choice between two. The shorter route by Nevers and Moulins
+amounted to just about three hundred English miles. The longer route by
+Auxerre and Dijon, which Smollett preferred extended to three hundred
+and thirty miles. The two roads diverged after passing Fontainebleau,
+the shorter by Nemours and the longer by Moret. The first road was the
+smoother, but apart from the chance of seeing the Vendange the route de
+Burgoyne was far the more picturesque. Smollett's portraiture of the
+peasantry in the less cultivated regions prepares the mind for Young's
+famous description of those "gaunt emblems of famine." In Burgundy the
+Doctor says, "I saw a peasant ploughing the ground with a jackass, a
+lean cow, and a he-goat yoked together." His vignette of the fantastic
+petit-maitre at Sens, and his own abominable rudeness, is worthy of the
+master hand that drew the poor debtor Jackson in the Marshalsea in
+Roderick Random.
+
+His frank avowal of ill temper at the time deprives our entertainment
+of the unamiable tinge of which it would otherwise have partaken. "The
+truth is, I was that day more than usually peevish, from the bad
+weather as well as from the dread of a fit of asthma, with which I was
+threatened. And I daresay my appearance seemed as uncouth to him as his
+travelling dress appeared to me. I had a grey, mourning frock under a
+wide greatcoat, a bob-wig without powder, a very large laced hat, and a
+meagre, wrinkled, discontented countenance."
+
+From Lyons the traveller secured a return berline going back to Avignon
+with three mules and a voiturier named Joseph. Joseph, though he turned
+out to be an ex-criminal, proved himself the one Frenchman upon whose
+fidelity and good service Smollett could look back with unfeigned
+satisfaction. The sight of a skeleton dangling from a gibbet near
+Valence surprised from this droll knave an ejaculation and a story,
+from which it appeared only too evident that he had been first the
+comrade and then the executioner of one of the most notorious brigands
+of the century. The story as told by Smollett does not wholly agree
+with the best authenticated particulars. The Dick Turpin of eighteenth
+century France, Mandrin has engendered almost as many fables as his
+English congener. [See Maignien's Bibliographie des Ecrits relatifs a
+Mandrin.] As far as I have been able to discover, the great freebooter
+was born at St. Etienne in May 1724. His father having been killed in a
+coining affair, Mandrin swore to revenge him. He deserted from the army
+accordingly, and got together a gang of contrebandiers, at the head of
+which his career in Savoy and Dauphine almost resembles that of one of
+the famous guerilla chieftains described in Hardman's Peninsular Scenes
+and Sketches. Captured eventually, owing to the treachery of a comrade,
+he was put to death on the wheel at Valence on 26th May 1755. Five
+comrades were thrown into jail with him; and one of these obtained his
+pardon on condition of acting as Mandrin's executioner. Alas, poor
+Joseph!
+
+Three experiences Smollett had at this season which may well fall to
+the lot of road-farers in France right down to the present day. He was
+poisoned with garlic, surfeited with demi-roasted small birds, and
+astonished at the solid fare of the poorest looking travellers. The
+summer weather, romantic scenery, and occasional picnics, which
+Smollett would have liked to repeat every summer under the arches of
+the Pont du Gard--the monument of antiquity which of all, excepting
+only the Maison Carree at Nimes, most excited his enthusiastic
+admiration, all contributed to put him into an abnormally cheerful and
+convalescent humour. . . .
+
+Smollett now bent his steps southwards to Montpellier. His baggage had
+gone in advance. He was uncertain as yet whether to make Montpellier or
+Nice his headquarters in the South. Like Toulouse and Tours, and Turin,
+Montpellier was for a period a Mecca to English health and pleasure
+seekers abroad. A city of no great antiquity, but celebrated from the
+twelfth century for its schools of Law and Physic, it had been
+incorporated definitely with France since 1382, and its name recurs in
+French history both as the home of famous men in great number and as,
+before and after the brief pre-eminence of La Rochelle, the rival of
+Nimes as capital of Protestantism in the South. Evelyn, Burnet, the two
+Youngs, Edward and Arthur, and Sterne have all left us an impression of
+the city. Prevented by snow from crossing the Mont Cenis, John Locke
+spent two winters there in the days of Charles II. (1675-77), and may
+have pondered a good many of the problems of Toleration on a soil under
+which the heated lava of religious strife was still unmistakeable. And
+Smollett must almost have jostled en route against the celebrated
+author of The Wealth of Nations, who set out with his pupil for
+Toulouse in February 1764. A letter to Hume speaks of the number of
+English in the neighbourhood just a month later. Lomenie de Brienne was
+then in residence as archbishop. In the following November, Adam Smith
+and his charge paid a visit to Montpellier to witness a pageant and
+memorial, as it was supposed, of a freedom that was gone for ever, the
+opening of the States of Languedoc. Antiquaries and philosophers went
+to moralise on the spectacle in the spirit in which Freeman went to
+Andorra, Byron to the site of Troy, or De Tocqueville to America. It
+was there that the great economist met Horne Tooke.
+
+Smollett's more practical and immediate object in making this
+pilgrimage was to interview the great lung specialist, known locally to
+his admiring compatriots as the Boerhaave of Montpellier, Dr. Fizes.
+The medical school of Montpellier was much in evidence during the third
+quarter of the eighteenth century, and for the history of its various
+branches there are extant numerous Memoires pour Servir, by Prunelle,
+Astruc, and others. Smollett was only just in time to consult the
+reigning oracle, for the "illustrious" Dr. Fizes died in the following
+year. He gives us a very unfavourable picture of this "great lanthorn
+of medicine," who, notwithstanding his prodigious age, his stoop, and
+his wealth, could still scramble up two pairs for a fee of six livres.
+More than is the case with most medical patients, however, should we
+suspect Smollett of being unduly captious. The point as to how far his
+sketch of the French doctor and his diagnosis was a true one, and how
+far a mere caricature, due to ill health and prejudice, has always
+piqued my curiosity. But how to resolve a question involving so many
+problems not of ordinary therapeutic but of historical medicine! In
+this difficulty I bethought me most fortunately of consulting an
+authority probably without a rival in this special branch of medical
+history, Dr. Norman Moore, who with his accustomed generosity has given
+me the following most instructive diagnosis of the whole situation.
+
+"I have read Smollett's account of his illness as it appears in several
+passages in his travels and in the statement which he drew up for
+Professor 'F.' at Montpellier.
+
+"Smollett speaks of his pulmonic disorder, his 'asthmatical disorder,'
+and uses other expressions which show that his lungs were affected. In
+his statement he mentions that he has cough, shortness of breath,
+wasting, a purulent expectoration, loss of appetite at times, loss of
+strength, fever, a rapid pulse, intervals of slight improvement and
+subsequent exacerbations.
+
+"This shortness of breath, he says, has steadily increased. This group
+of symptoms makes it certain that he had tuberculosis of the lungs, in
+other words, was slowly progressing in consumption.
+
+"His darting pains in his side were due to the pleurisy which always
+occurs in such an illness.
+
+"His account shows also the absence of hopelessness which is a
+characteristic state of mind in patients with pulmonary tuberculosis.
+
+"I do not think that the opinion of the Montpellier professor deserves
+Smollett's condemnation. It seems to me both careful and sensible and
+contains all the knowledge of its time. Smollett, with an inconsistency
+not uncommon in patients who feel that they have a serious disease,
+would not go in person to the Professor, for he felt that from his
+appearance the Professor would be sure to tell him he had consumption.
+He half hoped for some other view of the written case in spite of its
+explicit statements, and when Professor F-- wrote that the patient had
+tubercles in his lungs, this was displeasing to poor Smollett, who had
+hoped against hope to receive--some other opinion than the only
+possible one, viz., that he undoubtedly had a consumption certain to
+prove fatal."
+
+The cruel truth was not to be evaded. Smollett had tuberculosis, though
+not probably of the most virulent kind, as he managed to survive
+another seven years, and those for the most part years of unremitting
+labour. He probably gained much by substituting Nice for Montpellier as
+a place to winter in, for although the climate of Montpellier is clear
+and bright in the highest degree, the cold is both piercing and
+treacherous. Days are frequent during the winter in which one may stand
+warmly wrapped in the brilliant sun and feel the protection of a
+greatcoat no more than that of a piece of gauze against the icy and
+penetrating blast that comes from "the roof of France."
+
+Unable to take the direct route by Arles as at present, the
+eastward-bound traveller from Montpellier in 1764 had to make a
+northerly detour. The first stone bridge up the Rhone was at Avignon,
+but there was a bridge of boats connecting Beaucaire with Tarascon.
+Thence, in no very placable mood, Smollett set out in mid-November by
+way of Orgon [Aix], Brignolles and le Muy, striking the Mediterranean
+at Frejus. En route he was inveigled into a controversy of unwonted
+bitterness with an innkeeper at le Muy. The scene is conjured up for us
+with an almost disconcerting actuality; no single detail of the
+author's discomfiture is omitted. The episode is post-Flaubertian in
+its impersonal detachment, or, as Coleridge first said, "aloofness." On
+crossing the Var, the sunny climate, the romantic outline of the
+Esterelles, the charms of the "neat village" of Cannes, and the first
+prospect of Nice began gradually and happily to effect a slight
+mitigation in our patient's humour. Smollett was indubitably one of the
+pioneers of the Promenade des Anglais. Long before the days of "Dr.
+Antonio" or Lord Brougham, he described for his countrymen the almost
+incredible dolcezza of the sunlit coast from Antibes to Lerici. But how
+much better than the barren triumph of being the unconscious fugleman
+of so glittering a popularity must have been the sense of being one of
+the first that ever burst from our rude island upon that secluded
+little Piedmontese town, as it then was, of not above twelve thousand
+souls, with its wonderful situation, noble perspective and unparalleled
+climate. Well might our travel-tost doctor exclaim, "When I stand on
+the rampart and look around I can scarce help thinking myself
+enchanted." It was truly a garden of Armida for a native of one of the
+dampest corners of North Britain.
+
+"Forty or fifty years ago, before the great transformation took place
+on the French Riviera, when Nizza, Villafranca, and Mentone were
+antique Italian towns, and when it was one of the eccentricities of
+Lord Brougham, to like Cannes, all that sea-board was a delightful
+land. Only a hundred years ago Arthur Young had trouble to get an old
+woman and a donkey to carry his portmanteau from Cannes to Antibes. I
+can myself remember Cannes in 1853, a small fishing village with a
+quiet beach, and Mentone, a walled town with mediaeval gates and a
+castle, a few humble villas and the old Posta to give supper to any
+passing traveller. It was one of the loveliest bits of Italy, and the
+road from Nizza to Genoa was one long procession for four days of
+glorious scenery, historic remnants, Italian colour, and picturesque
+ports. From the Esterelles to San Remo this has all been ruined by the
+horde of northern barbarians who have made a sort of Trouville,
+Brighton, or Biarritz, with American hotels and Parisian boulevards on
+every headland and bay. First came the half underground railway, a long
+tunnel with lucid intervals, which destroyed the road by blocking up
+its finest views and making it practically useless. Then miles of
+unsightly caravanserais high walls, pompous villas, and Parisian
+grandes rues crushed out every trace of Italy, of history, and
+pictorial charm." So writes Mr. Frederic Harrison of this delectable
+coast, [In the Daily Chronicle, 15th March 1898.] as it was, at a
+period within his own recollection--a period at which it is hardly
+fanciful to suppose men living who might just have remembered Smollett,
+as he was in his last days, when he returned to die on the Riviera di
+Levante in the autumn of 1771. Travel had then still some of the
+elements of romance. Rapidity has changed all that. The trouble is that
+although we can transport our bodies so much more rapidly than Smollett
+could, our understanding travels at the same old pace as before. And in
+the meantime railway and tourist agencies have made of modern travel a
+kind of mental postcard album, with grand hotels on one side, hotel
+menus on the other, and a faint aroma of continental trains haunting,
+between the leaves as it were. Our real knowledge is still limited to
+the country we have walked over, and we must not approach the country
+we would appreciate faster than a man may drive a horse or propel a
+bicycle; or we shall lose the all-important sense of artistic approach.
+Even to cross the channel by time-table is fatal to that romantic
+spirit (indispensable to the true magic of travel) which a slow
+adjustment of the mind to a new social atmosphere and a new historical
+environment alone can induce. Ruskin, the last exponent of the Grand
+Tour, said truly that the benefit of travel varies inversely in
+proportion to its speed. The cheap rapidity which has made our villes
+de plaisir and cotes d'azur what they are, has made unwieldy boroughs
+of suburban villages, and what the rail has done for a radius of a
+dozen miles, the motor is rapidly doing for one of a score. So are we
+sped! But we are to discuss not the psychology of travel, but the
+immediate causes and circumstances of Smollett's arrival upon the
+territory of Nice.
+
+
+VI
+
+Smollett did not interpret the ground-plan of the history of Nice
+particularly well. Its colonisation from Massilia, its long connection
+with Provence, its occupation by Saracens, its stormy connection with
+the house of Anjou, and its close fidelity to the house of Savoy made
+no appeal to his admiration. The most important event in its recent
+history, no doubt, was the capture of the city by the French under
+Catinat in 1706 (Louis XIV. being especially exasperated against what
+he regarded as the treachery of Victor Amadeus), and the razing to the
+ground of its famous citadel. The city henceforth lost a good deal of
+its civic dignity, and its morale was conspicuously impaired. In the
+war of the Austrian succession an English fleet under Admiral Matthews
+was told off to defend the territory of the Nicois against the
+attentions of Toulon. This was the first close contact experienced
+between England and Nice, but the impressions formed were mutually
+favourable. The inhabitants were enthusiastic about the unaccustomed
+English plan of paying in full for all supplies demanded. The British
+officers were no less delighted with the climate of Nice, the fame of
+which they carried to their northern homes. It was both directly and
+indirectly through one of these officers that the claims of Nice as a
+sanatorium came to be put so plainly before Smollett. [Losing its
+prestige as a ville forte, Nice was henceforth rapidly to gain the new
+character of a ville de plaisir. In 1763, says one of the city's
+historians, Smollett, the famous historian and novelist, visited Nice.
+"Arriving here shattered in health and depressed in spirits, under the
+genial influence of the climate he soon found himself a new man. His
+notes on the country, its gardens, its orange groves, its climate
+without a winter, are pleasant and just and would seem to have been
+written yesterday instead of more than a hundred years ago. . . . His
+memory is preserved in the street nomenclature of the place; one of the
+thoroughfares still bears the appellation of Rue Smollett." (James
+Nash, The Guide to Nice, 1884, p. 110.)]
+
+Among other celebrated residents at Nice during the period of
+Smollett's visit were Edward Augustus, Duke of York, the brother of
+George III., who died at Monaco a few years later, and Andre Massena, a
+native of the city, then a lad of six.
+
+Before he left Montpellier Smollett indulged in two more seemingly
+irresistible tirades against French folly: one against their persistent
+hero-worship of such a stuffed doll as Louis le Grand, and the second
+in ridicule of the immemorial French panacea, a bouillon. Now he gets
+to Nice he feels a return of the craving to take a hand's turn at
+depreciatory satire upon the nation of which a contemporary hand was
+just tracing the deservedly better-known delineation, commencing
+
+ Gay sprightly land of mirth and social ease,
+ Pleas'd with thyself, whom all the world can please. . . .
+
+Such inveteracy (like Dr. Johnson's against Swift) was not unnaturally
+suspected by friends in England of having some personal motive. In his
+fifteenth letter home, therefore, Smollett is assiduous in disclaiming
+anything of the kind. He begins by attempting an amende honorable, but
+before he has got well away from his exordium he insensibly and most
+characteristically diverges into the more congenial path of censure,
+and expands indeed into one of his most eloquent passages--a
+disquisition upon the French punctilio (conceived upon lines somewhat
+similar to Mercutio's address to Benvolio), to which is appended a
+satire on the duello as practised in France, which glows and burns with
+a radiation of good sense, racy of Smollett at his best.
+
+To eighteenth century lovers the discussion on duelling will recall
+similar talks between Boswell and Johnson, or that between the
+lieutenant and Tom in the Seventh Book of Tom Jones, but, more
+particularly, the sermon delivered by Johnson on this subject a propos
+of General Oglethorpe's story of how he avoided a duel with Prince
+Eugene in 1716. "We were sitting in company at table, whence the Prince
+took up a glass of wine and by a fillip made some of it fly in
+Oglethorpe's face. Here was a nice dilemma. To have challenged him
+instantly might have fixed a quarrelsome character upon the young
+soldier: to have taken no notice of it might have been counted as
+cowardice. Oglethorpe, therefore, keeping his eye on the Prince, and
+smiling all the time, as if he took what His Highness had done in jest,
+said, "Mon Prince" (I forget the French words he used), "that's a good
+joke; but we do it much better in England," and threw a whole glass of
+wine in the Prince's face. An old general who sat by said, "Il a bien
+fait, mon Prince, vous l'avez commence," and thus all ended in good
+humour."
+
+In Letter XIII. Smollett settles down to give his correspondents a
+detailed description of the territory and people of Nice. At one time
+it was his intention to essay yet another branch of authorship and to
+produce a monograph on the natural history, antiquities, and topography
+of the town as the capital of this still unfamiliar littoral; with the
+late-born modesty of experience, however, he recoils from a task to
+which he does not feel his opportunities altogether adequate. [See p.
+152.] A quarter of Smollett's original material would embarrass a
+"Guide"-builder of more recent pattern.
+
+Whenever he got near a coast line Smollett could not refrain from
+expressing decided views. If he had lived at the present day he would
+infallibly have been a naval expert, better informed than most and more
+trenchant than all; but recognizably one of the species, artist in
+words and amateur of ocean-strategy. [Smollett had, of course, been
+surgeon's mate on H.M.S. Cumberland, 1740-41.] His first curiosity at
+Nice was raised concerning the port, the harbour, the galleys moored
+within the mole, and the naval policy of his Sardinian Majesty. His
+advice to Victor Amadeus was no doubt as excellent and as unregarded as
+the advice of naval experts generally is. Of more interest to us is his
+account of the slave-galleys. Among the miserable slaves whom "a
+British subject cannot behold without horror and compassion," he
+observes a Piedmontese count in Turkish attire, reminding the reader of
+one of Dumas' stories of a count among the forcats. To learn that there
+were always volunteer oarsmen among these poor outcasts is to reflect
+bitterly upon the average happiness of mankind. As to whether they wore
+much worse off than common seamen in the British navy of the period
+(who were only in name volunteers and had often no hope of discharge
+until they were worn out) under such commanders as Oakum or Whiffle [In
+Roderick Random.] is another question. For confirmation of Smollett's
+account in matters of detail the reader may turn to Aleman's Guzman
+d'Afarache, which contains a first-hand description of the life on
+board a Mediterranean slave galley, to Archenholtz's Tableau d'Italie
+of 1788, to Stirling Maxwell's Don John of Austria (1883, i. 95), and
+more pertinently to passages in the Life of a Galley Slave by Jean
+Marteilhe (edited by Miss Betham-Edwards in 1895). After serving in the
+docks at Dunkirk, Marteilhe, as a confirmed protestant, makes the
+journey in the chain-gang to Marseilles, and is only released after
+many delays in consequence of the personal interest and intervention of
+Queen Anne. If at the peace of Utrecht in 1713 we had only been as
+tender about the case of our poor Catalan allies! Nice at that juncture
+had just been returned by France to the safe-keeping of Savoy, so that
+in order to escape from French territory, Marteilhe sailed for Nice in
+a tartane, and not feeling too safe even there, hurried thence by
+Smollett's subsequent route across the Col di Tende. Many Europeans
+were serving at this time in the Turkish or Algerine galleys. But the
+most pitiable of all the galley slaves were those of the knights of St.
+John of Malta. "Figure to yourself," wrote Jacob Houblon [The Houblon
+Family, 1907 ii. 78. The accounts in Evelyn and Goldsmith are probably
+familiar to the reader.] about this year, "six or seven hundred dirty
+half-naked Turks in a small vessel chained to the oars, from which they
+are not allowed to stir, fed upon nothing but bad biscuit and water,
+and beat about on the most trifling occasion by their most inhuman
+masters, who are certainly more Turks than their slaves."
+
+After several digressions, one touching the ancient Cemenelion, a
+subject upon which the Jonathan Oldbucks of Provence without exception
+are unconscionably tedious, Smollett settles down to a capable
+historical summary preparatory to setting his palette for a picture of
+the Nissards "as they are." He was, as we are aware, no court painter,
+and the cheerful colours certainly do not predominate. The noblesse for
+all their exclusiveness cannot escape his censure. He can see that they
+are poor (they are unable to boast more than two coaches among their
+whole number), and he feels sure that they are depraved. He attributes
+both vices unhesitatingly to their idleness and to their religion. In
+their singularly unemotional and coolly comparative outlook upon
+religion, how infinitely nearer were Fielding and Smollett than their
+greatest successors, Dickens and Thackeray, to the modern critic who
+observes that there is "at present not a single credible established
+religion in existence." To Smollett Catholicism conjures up nothing so
+vividly as the mask of comedy, while his native Calvinism stands for
+the corresponding mask of tragedy. [Walpole's dictum that Life was a
+comedy to those who think, a tragedy for those who feel, was of later
+date than this excellent mot of Smollett's.] Religion in the sunny
+spaces of the South is a "never-failing fund of pastime." The mass (of
+which he tells a story that reminds us of Lever's Micky Free) is just a
+mechanism invented by clever rogues for an elaborate system of petty
+larceny. And what a ferocious vein of cynicism underlies his strictures
+upon the perverted gallantry of the Mariolaters at Florence, or those
+on the two old Catholics rubbing their ancient gums against St. Peter's
+toe for toothache at Rome. The recurring emblems of crosses and gibbets
+simply shock him as mementoes of the Bagne.
+
+At Rome he compares a presentment of St. Laurence to "a barbecued pig."
+"What a pity it is," he complains, "that the labours of painting should
+have been employed on such shocking objects of the martyrology,"
+floggings, nailings, and unnailings... "Peter writhing on the cross,
+Stephen battered with stones, Sebastian stuck full of arrows,
+Bartholomew flayed alive," and so on. His remarks upon the famous Pieta
+of Michael Angelo are frank to the point of brutality. The right of
+sanctuary and its "infamous prerogative," unheard of in England since
+the days of Henry VII., were still capable of affording a lesson to the
+Scot abroad. "I saw a fellow who had three days before murdered his
+wife in the last month of pregnancy, taking the air with great
+composure and serenity, on the steps of a church in Florence."
+Smollett, it is clear, for all his philosophy, was no degenerate
+representative of the blind, unreasoning seventeenth-century
+detestation of "Popery and wooden shoes."
+
+Smollett is one of the first to describe a "conversazione," and in
+illustration of the decadence of Italian manners, it is natural that he
+should have a good deal to tell us about the Cicisbeatura. His account
+of the cicisbeo and his duties, whether in Nice, Florence, or Rome, is
+certainly one of the most interesting that we have. Before Smollett and
+his almost contemporary travel correspondent, Samuel Sharp, it would
+probably be hard to find any mention of the cicisbeo in England, though
+the word was consecrated by Sheridan a few years later. Most of the
+"classic" accounts of the usage such as those by Mme. de Stael,
+Stendhal, Parini, Byron and his biographers date from very much later,
+when the institution was long past its prime if not actually moribund.
+Now Smollett saw it at the very height of its perfection and at a time
+when our decorous protestant curiosity on such themes was as lively as
+Lady Mary Montagu had found it in the case of fair Circassians and
+Turkish harems just thirty years previously. [A cicisbeo was a dangler.
+Hence the word came to be applied punningly to the bow depending from a
+clouded cane or ornamental crook. In sixteenth-century Spain, home of
+the sedan and the caballero galante, the original term was bracciere.
+In Venice the form was cavaliere servente. For a good note on the
+subject, see Sismondi's Italian Republics, ed. William Boulting, 1907,
+p. 793.] Like so much in the shapes and customs of Italy the
+cicisbeatura was in its origin partly Gothic and partly Oriental. It
+combined the chivalry of northern friendship with the refined passion
+of the South for the seclusion of women. As an experiment in protest
+against the insipidity which is too often an accompaniment of conjugal
+intercourse the institution might well seem to deserve a more tolerant
+and impartial investigation than it has yet received at the hands of
+our sociologists. A survival so picturesque could hardly be expected to
+outlive the bracing air of the nineteenth century. The north wind blew
+and by 1840 the cicisbeatura was a thing of the past.
+
+Freed from the necessity of a systematic delineation Smollett rambles
+about Nice, its length and breadth, with a stone in his pouch, and
+wherever a cockshy is available he takes full advantage of it. He
+describes the ghetto (p. 171), the police arrangements of the place
+which he finds in the main highly efficient, and the cruel punishment
+of the strappado. The garrucha or strappado and the garrotes, combined
+with the water-torture and the rack, represented the survival of the
+fittest in the natural selection of torments concerning which the Holy
+Office in Italy and Spain had such a vast experience. The strappado as
+described by Smollett, however, is a more severe form of torture even
+than that practised by the Inquisition, and we can only hope that his
+description of its brutality is highly coloured. [See the extremely
+learned disquisition on the whole subject in Dr. H. C. Lea's History of
+the Inquisition in Spain, 1907, vol. iii. book vi chap. vii.] Smollett
+must have enjoyed himself vastly in the market at Nice. He gives an
+elaborate and epicurean account of his commissariat during the
+successive seasons of his sojourn in the neighbourhood. He was not one
+of these who live solely "below the diaphragm"; but he understood food
+well and writes about it with a catholic gusto and relish (156-165). He
+laments the rarity of small birds on the Riviera, and gives a highly
+comic account of the chasse of this species of gibier. He has a good
+deal to say about the sardine and tunny fishery, about the fruit and
+scent traffic, and about the wine industry; and he gives us a graphic
+sketch of the silkworm culture, which it is interesting to compare with
+that given by Locke in 1677. He has something to say upon the general
+agriculture, and more especially upon the olive and oil industry. Some
+remarks upon the numerous "mummeries" and festas of the inhabitants
+lead him into a long digression upon the feriae of the Romans. It is
+evident from this that the box of books which he shipped by way of
+Bordeaux must have been plentifully supplied with classical literature,
+for, as he remarks with unaffected horror, such a thing as a bookseller
+had not been so much as heard of in Nice. Well may he have expatiated
+upon the total lack of taste among the inhabitants! In dealing with the
+trade, revenue, and other administrative details Smollett shows himself
+the expert compiler and statistician a London journalist in large
+practice credits himself with becoming by the mere exercise of his
+vocation. In dealing with the patois of the country he reveals the
+curiosity of the trained scholar and linguist. Climate had always been
+one of his hobbies, and on learning that none of the local
+practitioners was in a position to exact a larger fee than sixpence
+from his patients (quantum mutatus the Nice physician of 1907!) he felt
+that he owed it to himself to make this the subject of an independent
+investigation. He kept a register of the weather during the whole of
+his stay, and his remarks upon the subject are still of historical
+interest, although with Teysseire's minutely exact Monograph on the
+Climatology of Nice (1881) at his disposal and innumerable commentaries
+thereon by specialists, the inquirer of to-day would hardly go to
+Smollett for his data. Then, as now, it is curious to find the rumour
+current that the climate of Nice was sadly deteriorating. "Nothing to
+what it was before the war!" as the grumbler from the South was once
+betrayed into saying of the August moon. Smollett's esprit chagrin was
+nonplussed at first to find material for complaint against a climate in
+which he admits that there was less rain and less wind than in any
+other part of the world that he knew. In these unwonted circumstances
+he is constrained to fall back on the hard water and the plague of
+cousins or gnats as affording him the legitimate grievance, in whose
+absence the warrior soul of the author of the Ode to Independence could
+never be content.
+
+
+VII
+
+For his autumn holiday in 1764 Smollett decided on a jaunt to Florence
+and Rome, returning to Nice for the winter; and he decided to travel as
+far as Leghorn by sea. There was choice between several kinds of small
+craft which plied along the coast, and their names recur with cheerful
+frequency in the pages of Marryat and other depictors of the
+Mediterranean. There was the felucca, an open boat with a tilt over the
+stern large enough to freight a post-chaise, and propelled by ten to
+twelve stout mariners. To commission such a boat to Genoa, a distance
+of a hundred miles, cost four louis. As alternative, there was the
+tartane, a sailing vessel with a lateen sail. Addison sailed from
+Marseilles to Genoa in a tartane in December 1699: a storm arose, and
+the patron alarmed the passengers by confessing his sins (and such
+sins!) loudly to a Capuchin friar who happened to be aboard. Smollett
+finally decided on a gondola, with four rowers and a steersman, for
+which he had to pay nine sequins (4 1/2 louis). After adventures off
+Monaco, San Remo, Noli, and elsewhere, the party are glad to make the
+famous phones on the Torre della Lanterna, of which banker Rogers sings
+in his mediocre verse:
+
+ Thy pharos Genoa first displayed itself
+ Burning in stillness on its rocky seat;
+ That guiding star so oft the only one,
+ When those now glowing in the azure vault
+ Are dark and silent
+
+Smollett's description of Genoa is decidedly more interesting. He
+arrived at a moment specially propitious to so sardonic an observer,
+for the Republic had fallen on evil times, having escaped from the
+clutches of Austria in 1746 by means of a popular riot, during which
+the aristocracy considerately looked the other way, only to fall into
+an even more embarrassed and unheroic position vis-a-vis of so
+diminutive an opponent as Corsica. The whole story is a curious
+prototype of the nineteenth century imbroglio between Spain and Cuba.
+Of commonplaces about the palaces fruitful of verbiage in Addison and
+Gray, who says with perfect truth, "I should make you sick of marble
+were I to tell you how it is lavished here," Smollett is sparing
+enough, though he evidently regards the inherited inclination of
+Genoese noblemen to build beyond their means as an amiable weakness.
+His description of the proud old Genoese nobleman, who lives in marble
+and feeds on scraps, is not unsympathetic, and suggests that the
+"deceipt of the Ligurians," which Virgil censures in the line
+
+ Haud Ligurum extremus, dum fallere fata sinebant
+
+may possibly have been of this Balderstonian variety. But Smollett had
+little room in his economy for such vapouring speculations. He was as
+unsentimental a critic as Sydney Smith or Sir Leslie Stephen. He wants
+to know the assets of a place more than its associations. Facts,
+figures, trade and revenue returns are the data his shrewd mind
+requires to feed on. He has a keen eye for harbours suitable for an
+English frigate to lie up in, and can hardly rest until his sagacity
+has collected material for a political horoscope.
+
+Smollett's remarks upon the mysterious dispensations of Providence in
+regard to Genoa and the retreat of the Austrians are charged to the
+full with his saturnine spirit. His suspicions were probably well
+founded. Ever since 1685 Genoa had been the more or less humiliated
+satellite of France, and her once famous Bank had been bled pretty
+extensively by both belligerents. The Senate was helpless before the
+Austrian engineers in 1745, and the emancipation of the city was due
+wholly to a popular emeute. She had relapsed again into a completely
+enervated condition. Smollett thought she would have been happier under
+British protection. But it is a vicious alternative for a nation to
+choose a big protector. It was characteristic of the Republic that from
+1790 to 1798 its "policy" was to remain neutral. The crisis in regard
+to Corsica came immediately after Smollett's visit, when in 1765, under
+their 154th doge Francesco Maria Rovere, the Genoese offered to abandon
+the island to the patriots under Paoli, reserving only the possession
+of the two loyal coast-towns of Bonifazio and Calvi. [See Boswell's
+Corsica, 1766-8.] At Paoli's instance these conciliatory terms were
+refused. Genoa, in desperation and next door to bankruptcy, resolved to
+sell her rights as suzerain to France, and the compact was concluded by
+a treaty signed at Versailles in 1768. Paoli was finally defeated at
+Ponte Novo on 9th May 1769, and fled to England. On 15th August the
+edict of "Reunion" between France and Corsica was promulgated. On the
+same day Napoleon Buonaparte was born at Ajaccio.
+
+After a week at Genoa Smollett proceeded along the coast to Lerici.
+There, being tired of the sea, the party disembarked, and proceeded by
+chaise from Sarzano to Cercio in Modenese territory, and so into
+Tuscany, then under the suzerainty of Austria. His description of Pisa
+is of an almost sunny gaiety and good humour. Italy, through this
+portal, was capable of casting a spell even upon a traveller so
+case-hardened as Smollett. The very churches at Pisa are "tolerably
+ornamented." The Campo Santo and Tower fall in no way short of their
+reputation, while the brass gates so far excel theirs that Smollett
+could have stood a whole day to examine and admire them. These agremens
+may be attributable in some measure to "a very good inn." In stating
+that galleys were built in the town, Smollett seems to have fallen a
+victim, for once, to guide-book information. Evelyn mentions that
+galleys were built there in his time, but that was more than a hundred
+years before. The slips and dock had long been abandoned, as Smollett
+is careful to point out in his manuscript notes, now in the British
+Museum. He also explains with superfluous caution that the Duomo of
+Pisa is not entirely Gothic. Once arrived in the capital of Tuscany,
+after admitting that Florence is a noble city, our traveller is anxious
+to avoid the hackneyed ecstasies and threadbare commonplaces, derived
+in those days from Vasari through Keysler and other German
+commentators, whose genius Smollett is inclined to discover rather "in
+the back than in the brain."
+
+The two pass-words for a would-be connoisseur, according to Goldsmith,
+were to praise Perugino, and to say that such and such a work would
+have been much better had the painter devoted more time and study to
+it. With these alternatives at hand one might pass with credit through
+any famous continental collection. Smollett aspired to more
+independence of thought and opinion, though we perceive at every turn
+how completely the Protestant prejudice of his "moment" and "milieu"
+had obtained dominion over him. To his perception monks do not chant or
+intone, they bawl and bellow their litanies. Flagellants are hired
+peasants who pad themselves to repletion with women's bodices. The
+image of the Virgin Mary is bejewelled, hooped, painted, patched,
+curled, and frizzled in the very extremity of the fashion. No
+particular attention is paid by the mob to the Crucified One, but as
+soon as his lady-mother appeared on the shoulders of four lusty friars
+the whole populace fall upon their knees in the dirt. We have some
+characteristic criticism and observation of the Florentine nobles, the
+opera, the improvisatori, [For details as to the eighteenth-century
+improvisatore and commedia delle arte the reader is referred to
+Symonds's Carlo Gozzi. See also the Travel Papers of Mrs. Piozzi;
+Walpole's Letters to Sir Horace Mann, and Doran's Mann and Manners at
+the Court of Florence. (Vide Appendix A, p. 345)] the buildings, and
+the cicisbei. Smollett nearly always gives substantial value to his
+notes, however casual, for he has an historian's eye, and knows the
+symptoms for which the inquirer who comes after is likely to make
+inquisition.
+
+Smollett's observations upon the state of Florence in Letters XXVII and
+XXVIII are by no means devoid of value. The direct rule of the Medici
+had come to an end in 1737, and Tuscany (which with the exception of
+the interlude of 1798-1814 remained in Austrian hands down to 1860) was
+in 1764 governed by the Prince de Craon, viceroy of the Empress Maria
+Theresa. Florence was, indeed, on the threshold of the sweeping
+administrative reforms instituted by Peter Leopold, the archduke for
+whom Smollett relates that they were preparing the Pitti Palace at the
+time of his stay. This Prince governed the country as Grand Duke from
+1765 to 1790, when he succeeded his brother as Emperor, and left a name
+in history as the ill-fated Leopold. Few more active exponents of
+paternal reform are known to history. But the Grand Duke had to deal
+with a people such as Smollett describes. Conservative to the core,
+subservient to their religious directors, the "stupid party" in
+Florence proved themselves clever enough to retard the process of
+enlightenment by methods at which even Smollett himself might have
+stood amazed. The traveller touches an interesting source of biography
+when he refers to the Englishman called Acton, formerly an East India
+Company captain, now commander of the Emperor's Tuscan Navy, consisting
+of "a few frigates." This worthy was the old commodore whom Gibbon
+visited in retirement at Leghorn. The commodore was brother of Gibbon's
+friend, Dr. Acton, who was settled at Besancon, where his noted son,
+afterwards Sir John Acton, was born in 1736. Following in the footsteps
+of his uncle the commodore, who became a Catholic, Smollett tells us,
+and was promoted Admiral of Tuscany, John Acton entered the Tuscan
+Marine in 1775.
+
+[Sir John Acton's subsequent career belongs to history. His origin made
+him an expert on naval affairs, and in 1776 he obtained some credit for
+an expedition which he commanded against the Barbary pirates. In 1778
+Maria Carolina of Naples visited her brother Leopold at Florence, and
+was impressed by Acton's ugliness and reputation for exceptional
+efficiency. Her favourite minister, Prince Caramanico, persuaded the
+Grand Duke, Leopold, to permit Acton to exchange into the Neapolitan
+service, and reorganize the navy of the southern kingdom. This actually
+came to pass, and, moreover, Acton played his cards so well that he
+soon engrossed the ministries of War and Finance, and after the death
+of Caracciolo, the elder, also that of Foreign Affairs. Sir William
+Hamilton had a high opinion of the" General," soon to become
+Field-Marshal. He took a strong part in resistance to revolutionary
+propaganda, caused to be built the ships which assisted Nelson in 1795,
+and proved himself one of the most capable bureaucrats of the time. But
+the French proved too strong, and Napoleon was the cause of his
+disgrace in 1804. In that year, by special dispensation from the Pope,
+he married his niece, and retired to Palermo, where he died on 12th
+August 1811.]
+
+Let loose in the Uffizi Gallery Smollett shocked his sensitive
+contemporaries by his freedom from those sham ecstasies which have too
+often dogged the footsteps of the virtuosi. Like Scott or Mark Twain at
+a later date Smollett was perfectly ready to admire anything he could
+understand; but he expressly disclaims pretensions to the nice
+discernment and delicate sensibility of the connoisseur. He would never
+have asked to be left alone with the Venus de Medicis as a modern
+art-critic is related to have asked to be left alone with the Venus of
+Rokeby. He would have been at a loss to understand the state of mind of
+the eminent actor who thought the situation demanded that he should be
+positively bereft of breath at first sight of the Apollo Belvedere, and
+panting to regain it, convulsively clutched at the arm of his
+companion, with difficulty articulating, "I breathe." Smollett refused
+to be hypnotized by the famous Venus discovered at Hadrian's villa,
+brought from Tivoli in 1680, and then in the height of its renown; the
+form he admired, but condemned the face and the posture. Personally I
+disagree with Smollett, though the balance of cultivated opinion has
+since come round to his side. The guilt of Smollett lay in criticizing
+what was above criticism, as the contents of the Tribuna were then held
+to be. And in defence of this point of view it may at least be said
+that the Uffizi was then, with the exception of the Vatican, the only
+gallery of first-rate importance open to the travelling public on the
+Grand Tour. Founded by Cosimo I, built originally by George Vasari, and
+greatly enlarged by Francis I, who succeeded to the Grand Duchy in
+1574, the gallery owed most perhaps to the Cardinal, afterwards
+Ferdinand I, who constructed the Tribuna, and to Cardinal Leopold, an
+omnivorous collector, who died in 1675. But all the Medici princes
+added to the rarities in the various cabinets, drawing largely upon the
+Villa Medici at Rome for this purpose, and the last of them, John
+Gaston (1723-1737), was one of the most liberal as regards the freedom
+of access which he allowed to his accumulated treasures. Among the
+distinguished antiquaries who acted as curators and cicerones were
+Sebastiano Bianchi, Antonio Cocchi, Raymond Cocchi, Joseph Bianchi, J.
+B. Pelli, the Abbe Lanzi, and Zacchiroli. The last three all wrote
+elaborate descriptions of the Gallery during the last decades of the
+eighteenth century. There was unhappily an epidemic of dishonesty among
+the custodians of gems at this period, and, like the notorious Raspe,
+who fled from Cassel in 1775, and turned some of his old employers to
+ridicule in his Baron Munchausen, Joseph Bianchi was convicted first of
+robbing his cabinet and then attempting to set it on fire, for which
+exploit the "learned and judicious Bianchi," as Smollett called him in
+his first edition, was sent to prison for life. The Arrotino which
+Smollett so greatly admired, and which the delusive Bianchi declared to
+be a representation of the Augur Attus Naevius, is now described as "A
+Scythian whetting his knife to flay Marsyas."
+
+Kinglake has an amusingly cynical passage on the impossibility of
+approaching the sacred shrines of the Holy Land in a fittingly
+reverential mood. Exactly the same difficulty is experienced in
+approaching the sacred shrines of art. Enthusiasm about great artistic
+productions, though we may readily understand it to be justifiable, is
+by no means so easily communicable. How many people possessing a real
+claim to culture have felt themselves puzzled by their insensibility
+before some great masterpiece! Conditions may be easily imagined in
+which the inducement to affect an ecstasy becomes so strong as to prove
+overpowering. Many years ago at Florence the loiterers in the Tribuna
+were startled by the sudden rush into the place of a little man whose
+literary fame gave him high claims to intuitive taste. He placed
+himself with high clasped hand before the chief attraction in that room
+of treasures. "There," he murmured, "is the Venus de Medicis, and here
+I must stay--for ever and for ever." He had scarcely uttered these
+words, each more deeply and solemnly than the preceding, when an
+acquaintance entered, and the enthusiast, making a hasty inquiry if
+Lady So-and-So had arrived, left the room not to return again that
+morning. Before the same statue another distinguished countryman used
+to pass an hour daily. His acquaintance respected his raptures and kept
+aloof; but a young lady, whose attention was attracted by sounds that
+did not seem expressive of admiration, ventured to approach, and found
+the poet sunk in profound, but not silent, slumber. From such
+absurdities as these, or of the enthusiast who went into raptures about
+the head of the Elgin Ilissos (which is unfortunately a headless
+trunk), we are happily spared in the pages of Smollett. In him complete
+absence of gush is accompanied by an independent judgement, for which
+it may quite safely be claimed that good taste is in the ascendant in
+the majority of cases.
+
+From Florence Smollett set out in October 1764 for Siena, a distance of
+forty-two miles, in a good travelling coach; he slept there, and next
+day, seven and a half miles farther on, at Boon Convento, hard by
+Montepulciano, now justly celebrated for its wine, he had the amusing
+adventure with the hostler which gave occasion for his vivid portrait
+of an Italian uffiziale, and also to that irresistible impulse to cane
+the insolent hostler, from the ill consequences of which he was only
+saved by the underling's precipitate flight. The night was spent at
+Radicofani, five and twenty miles farther on. A clever postilion
+diversified the route to Viterbo, another forty-three miles. The party
+was now within sixteen leagues, or ten hours, of Rome. The road from
+Radicofani was notoriously bad all the way, but Smollett was too
+excited or too impatient to pay much attention to it. "You may guess
+what I felt at first sight of the city of Rome."
+
+"When you arrive at Rome," he says later, in somewhat more accustomed
+vein, "you receive cards from all your country folk in that city. They
+expect to have the visit returned next day, when they give orders not
+to be at home, and you never speak to one another in the sequel. This
+is a refinement in hospitality and politeness which the English have
+invented by the strength of their own genius without any assistance
+either from France, Italy, or Lapland." It is needless to recapitulate
+Smollett's views of Rome. Every one has his own, and a passing
+traveller's annotations are just about as nourishing to the imagination
+as a bibliographer's note on the Bible. Smollett speaks in the main
+judiciously of the Castle of St. Angelo, the Piazza and the interior of
+St. Peter's, the Pincian, the Forum, the Coliseum, the Baths of
+Caracalla, and the other famous sights of successive ages. On Roman
+habits and pastimes and the gullibility of the English cognoscente he
+speaks with more spice of authority. Upon the whole he is decidedly
+modest about his virtuoso vein, and when we reflect upon the way in
+which standards change and idols are shifted from one pedestal to
+another, it seems a pity that such modesty has not more votaries. In
+Smollett's time we must remember that Hellenic and primitive art,
+whether antique or medieval, were unknown or unappreciated. The
+reigning models of taste in ancient sculpture were copies of
+fourth-century originals, Hellenistic or later productions. Hence
+Smollett's ecstasies over the Laocoon, the Niobe, and the Dying
+Gladiator. Greek art of the best period was hardly known in authentic
+examples; antiques so fine as the Torso of Hercules were rare. But
+while his failures show the danger of dogmatism in art criticism,
+Smollett is careful to disclaim all pretensions to the nice discernment
+of the real connoisseur. In cases where good sense and sincere
+utterance are all that is necessary he is seldom far wrong. Take the
+following description for example:--
+
+"You need not doubt but that I went to the church of St. Peter in
+Montorio, to view the celebrated Transfiguration by Raphael, which, if
+it was mine, I would cut in two parts. The three figures in the air
+attract the eye so strongly that little or no attention is paid to
+those below on the mountain. I apprehend that the nature of the subject
+does not admit of that keeping and dependence which ought to be
+maintained in the disposition of the lights and shadows in a picture.
+The groups seem to be entirely independent of each other. The
+extraordinary merit of this piece, I imagine, consists not only in the
+expression of divinity on the face of Christ, but also in the
+surprising lightness of the figure that hovers like a beautiful
+exhalation in the air."
+
+Smollett's remarks about the "Last Judgement" of Michael Angelo, (that
+it confuses the eye as a number of people speaking at once confounds
+the ear; and that while single figures are splendid, the whole together
+resembles a mere mob, without subordination, keeping, or repose) will
+probably be re-echoed by a large proportion of the sightseers who gaze
+upon it yearly. But his description of the "Transfiguration" displays
+an amount of taste and judgement which is far from being so widely
+distributed. For purposes of reproduction at the present day, I may
+remind the reader that the picture is ordinarily "cut in two." and the
+nether portion is commonly attributed to Raphael's pupils, while the
+"beautiful exhalation," as Smollett so felicitously terms it, is
+attributed exclusively to the master when at the zenith of his powers.
+His general verdict upon Michael Angelo and Raphael has much in it that
+appeals to a modern taste. Of Raphael, as a whole, he concludes that
+the master possesses the serenity of Virgil, but lacks the fire of
+Homer; and before leaving this same Letter XXXIII, in which Smollett
+ventures so many independent critical judgements, I am tempted to cite
+yet another example of his capacity for acute yet sympathetic
+appreciation.
+ "In the Palazzo Altieri I admired a picture, by Carlo Maratti,
+representing a saint calling down lightning from heaven to destroy
+blasphemers. It was the figure of the saint I admired, merely as a
+portrait. The execution of the other parts was tame enough; perhaps
+they were purposely kept down in order to preserve the importance of
+the principal figure. I imagine Salvator Rosa would have made a
+different disposition on the same subject--that amidst the darkness of
+a tempest he would have illuminated the blasphemer with the flash of
+lightning by which he was destroyed. This would have thrown a dismal
+gleam upon his countenance, distorted by the horror of his situation as
+well as by the effects of the fire, and rendered the whole scene
+dreadfully picturesque."
+
+Smollett confuses historical and aesthetic grandeur. What appeals to
+him most is a monument of a whole past civilization, such as the Pont
+du Gard. His views of art, too, as well as his views of life, are
+profoundly influenced by his early training as a surgeon. He is not
+inclined by temperament to be sanguine. His gaze is often fixed, like
+that of a doctor, upon the end of life; and of art, as of nature, he
+takes a decidedly pathological view. Yet, upon the whole, far from
+deriding his artistic impressions, I think we shall be inclined rather
+to applaud them, as well for their sanity as for their undoubted
+sincerity.
+
+For the return journey to Florence Smollett selected the alternative
+route by Narni, Terni, Spoleto, Foligno, Perugia, and Arezzo, and, by
+his own account, no traveller ever suffered quite so much as he did
+from "dirt," "vermin," "poison," and imposture. At Foligno, where
+Goethe also, in his travels a score of years or so later, had an
+amusing adventure, Smollett was put into a room recently occupied by a
+wild beast (bestia), but the bestia turned out on investigation to be
+no more or no less than an "English heretic." The food was so filthy
+that it might have turned the stomach of a muleteer; their coach was
+nearly shattered to pieces; frozen with cold and nearly devoured by
+rats. Mrs. Smollett wept in silence with horror and fatigue; and the
+bugs gave the Doctor a whooping-cough. If Smollett anticipated a
+violent death from exhaustion and chagrin in consequence of these
+tortures he was completely disappointed. His health was never
+better,--so much so that he felt constrained in fairness to drink to
+the health of the Roman banker who had recommended this nefarious
+route. [See the Doctor's remarks at the end of Letter XXXV.] By
+Florence and Lerici he retraced his steps to Nice early in 1765, and
+then after a brief jaunt to Turin (where he met Sterne) and back by the
+Col di Tende, he turned his face definitely homewards. The journey home
+confirmed his liking for Pisa, and gives an opening for an amusing
+description of the Britisher abroad (Letter XXXV). We can almost
+overhear Thackeray, or the author of Eothen, touching this same topic
+in Letter XLI. "When two natives of any other country chance to meet
+abroad, they run into each other's embrace like old friends, even
+though they have never heard of one another till that moment; whereas
+two Englishmen in the same situation maintain a mutual reserve and
+diffidence, and keep without the sphere of each other's attraction,
+like two bodies endowed with a repulsive power." Letter XXXVI gives
+opportunity for some discerning remarks on French taxation. Having
+given the French king a bit of excellent advice (that he should abolish
+the fermiers generaux), Smollett proceeds, in 1765, to a forecast of
+probabilities which is deeply significant and amazingly shrewd. The
+fragment known as Smollett's Dying Prophecy of 1771 has often been
+discredited. Yet the substance of it is fairly adumbrated here in the
+passage beginning, "There are undoubtedly many marks of relaxation in
+the reins of French government," written fully six years previously.
+After a pleasing description of Grasse, "famous for its pomatum,
+gloves, wash-balls, perfumes, and toilette boxes lined with bergamot,"
+the homeward traveller crossed the French frontier at Antibes, and in
+Letter XXXIX at Marseille, he compares the galley slaves of France with
+those of Savoy. At Bath where he had gone to set up a practice,
+Smollett once astonished the faculty by "proving" in a pamphlet that
+the therapeutic properties of the waters had been prodigiously
+exaggerated. So, now, in the south of France he did not hesitate to
+pronounce solemnly that "all fermented liquors are pernicious to the
+human constitution." Elsewhere he comments upon the immeasurable
+appetite of the French for bread. The Frenchman will recall the story
+of the peasant-persecuting baron whom Louis XII. provided with a
+luxurious feast, which the lack of bread made uneatable; he may not
+have heard a story told me in Liege at the Hotel Charlemagne of the
+Belgian who sought to conciliate his French neighbour by remarking, "Je
+vois que vous etes Francais, monsieur, parceque vous mangez beaucoup de
+pain," and the Frenchman's retort, "Je vois que vous etes lye monsieur,
+parceque vous mangez beaucoup de tout!" From Frejus Smollett proceeds
+to Toulon, repeating the old epigram that "the king of France is
+greater at Toulon than at Versailles." The weather is so pleasant that
+the travellers enjoy a continual concert of "nightingales" from Vienne
+to Fontainebleau. The "douche" of Aix-les-Bains having been explained,
+Smollett and his party proceeded agreeably to Avignon, where by one of
+the strange coincidences of travel he met his old voiturier Joseph "so
+embrowned by the sun that he might have passed for an Iroquois." In
+spite of Joseph's testimonial the "plagues of posting" are still in the
+ascendant, and Smollett is once more generous of good advice. Above
+all, he adjures us when travelling never to omit to carry a hammer and
+nails, a crowbar, an iron pin or two, a large knife, and a bladder of
+grease. Why not a lynch pin, which we were so carefully instructed how
+to inquire about in Murray's Conversation for Travellers?
+
+But-the history of his troublous travels is drawing to an end. From
+Lyons the route is plain through Macon, Chalons, Dijon, Auxerre, Sells,
+and Fontainebleau--the whole itinerary almost exactly anticipates that
+of Talfourd's Vacation Tour one hundred and ten years later, except
+that on the outward journey Talfourd sailed down the Rhone.
+
+Smollett's old mental grievances and sores have been shifted and to
+some extent, let us hope, dissipated by his strenuous journeyings, and
+in June 1765, after an absence of two years, he is once more enabled to
+write,
+
+"You cannot imagine what pleasure I feel while I survey the white
+cliffs of Dover at this distance [from Boulogne]. Not that I am at all
+affected by the nescio qua dulcedine natalis soli of Horace.
+
+"That seems to be a kind of fanaticism, founded on the prejudices of
+education, which induces a Laplander to place the terrestrial paradise
+among the snows of Norway, and a Swiss to prefer the barren mountains
+of Soleure to the fruitful plains of Lombardy. I am attached to my
+country, because it is the land of liberty, cleanliness, and
+convenience; but I love it still more tenderly, as the scene of all my
+interesting connections, as the habitation of my friends, for whose
+conversation, correspondence, and esteem I wish alone to live."
+
+For the time being it cannot be doubted that the hardships Smollett had
+to undergo on his Italian journey, by sea and land, and the violent
+passions by which he was agitated owing to the conduct of refractory
+postilions and extortionate innkeepers, contributed positively to brace
+up and invigorate his constitution. He spoke of himself indeed as
+"mended by ill-treatment" not unlike Tavernier, the famous
+traveller,--said to have been radically cured of the gout by a Turkish
+aga in Egypt, who gave him the bastinado because he would not look at
+the head of the bashaw of Cairo. But Fizes was right after all in his
+swan-prescription, for poor Smollett's cure was anything but a radical
+one. His health soon collapsed under the dreary round of incessant
+labour at Chelsea. His literary faculty was still maturing and
+developing. His genius was mellowing, and a later work might have
+eclipsed Clinker. But it was not to be. He had a severe relapse in the
+winter. In 1770 he had once more to take refuge from overwork on the
+sunny coast he had done so much to popularize among his countrymen, and
+it was near Leghorn that he died on 17th September 1771.
+
+ ANNO AETATIS 51.
+ EHEV! QVAM PROCVL A PATRIA!
+ PROPE LIBVRNI PORTVM, IN ITALIA
+ JACET SEPVLTVS.
+
+ THOMAS SECCOMBE. ACTON, May 1907.
+
+
+
+LETTER I
+
+BOULOGNE SUR MER, June 23, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--You laid your commands upon me at parting, to communicate
+from time to time the observations I should make in the course of my
+travels and it was an injunction I received with pleasure. In
+gratifying your curiosity, I shall find some amusement to beguile the
+tedious hours, which, without some such employment, would be rendered
+insupportable by distemper and disquiet.
+
+You knew, and pitied my situation, traduced by malice, persecuted by
+faction, abandoned by false patrons, and overwhelmed by the sense of a
+domestic calamity, which it was not in the power of fortune to repair.
+
+You know with what eagerness I fled from my country as a scene of
+illiberal dispute, and incredible infatuation, where a few worthless
+incendiaries had, by dint of perfidious calumnies and atrocious abuse,
+kindled up a flame which threatened all the horrors of civil dissension.
+
+I packed up my little family in a hired coach, and attended by my
+trusty servant, who had lived with me a dozen of years, and now refused
+to leave me, took the road to Dover, in my way to the South of France,
+where I hoped the mildness of the climate would prove favourable to the
+weak state of my lungs.
+
+You advised me to have recourse again to the Bath waters, from the use
+of which I had received great benefit the preceding winter: but I had
+many inducements to leave England. My wife earnestly begged I would
+convey her from a country where every object served to nourish her
+grief: I was in hopes that a succession of new scenes would engage her
+attention, and gradually call off her mind from a series of painful
+reflections; and I imagined the change of air, and a journey of near a
+thousand miles, would have a happy effect upon my own constitution.
+But, as the summer was already advanced, and the heat too excessive for
+travelling in warm climates, I proposed staying at Boulogne till the
+beginning of autumn, and in the mean time to bathe in the sea, with a
+view to strengthen and prepare my body for the fatigues of such a long
+journey.
+
+A man who travels with a family of five persons, must lay his account
+with a number of mortifications; and some of these I have already
+happily overcome. Though I was well acquainted with the road to Dover,
+and made allowances accordingly, I could not help being chagrined at
+the bad accommodation and impudent imposition to which I was exposed.
+These I found the more disagreeable, as we were detained a day
+extraordinary on the road, in consequence of my wife's being indisposed.
+
+I need not tell you this is the worst road in England with respect to
+the conveniences of travelling, and must certainly impress foreigners
+with an unfavourable opinion of the nation in general. The chambers are
+in general cold and comfortless, the beds paultry, the cookery
+execrable, the wine poison, the attendance bad, the publicans insolent,
+and the bills extortion; there is not a drop of tolerable malt liquor
+to be had from London to Dover.
+
+Every landlord and every waiter harangued upon the knavery of a
+publican in Canterbury, who had charged the French ambassador forty
+pounds for a supper that was not worth forty shillings. They talked
+much of honesty and conscience; but when they produced their own bills,
+they appeared to be all of the same family and complexion. If it was a
+reproach upon the English nation, that an innkeeper should pillage
+strangers at that rate; it is a greater scandal, that the same fellow
+should be able to keep his house still open. I own, I think it would be
+for the honour of the kingdom to reform the abuses of this road; and in
+particular to improve the avenue to London by the way of Kent-Street,
+which is a most disgraceful entrance to such an opulent city. A
+foreigner, in passing through this beggarly and ruinous suburb,
+conceives such an idea of misery and meanness, as all the wealth and
+magnificence of London and Westminster are afterwards unable to
+destroy. A friend of mine, who brought a Parisian from Dover in his own
+post-chaise, contrived to enter Southwark after it was dark, that his
+friend might not perceive the nakedness of this quarter. The stranger
+was much pleased with the great number of shops full of merchandize,
+lighted up to the best advantage. He was astonished at the display of
+riches in Lombard-Street and Cheapside. The badness of the pavement
+made him find the streets twice as long as they were. They alighted in
+Upper Brook-Street by Grosvenor-Square; and when his conductor told him
+they were then about the middle of London, the Frenchman declared, with
+marks of infinite surprize, that London was very near as long as Paris.
+
+On my arrival at Dover I payed off my coachman, who went away with a
+heavy heart. He wanted much to cross the sea, and endeavoured to
+persuade me to carry the coach and horses to the other side. If I had
+been resolved to set out immediately for the South, perhaps I should
+have taken his advice. If I had retained him at the rate of twenty
+guineas per month, which was the price he demanded, and begun my
+journey without hesitation, I should travel more agreeably than I can
+expect to do in the carriages of this country; and the difference of
+the expence would be a mere trifle. I would advise every man who
+travels through France to bring his own vehicle along with him, or at
+least to purchase one at Calais or Boulogne, where second-hand berlins
+and chaises may be generally had at reasonable rates. I have been
+offered a very good berlin for thirty guineas: but before I make the
+purchase, I must be better informed touching the different methods of
+travelling in this country.
+
+Dover is commonly termed a den of thieves; and I am afraid it is not
+altogether without reason, it has acquired this appellation. The people
+are said to live by piracy in time of war; and by smuggling and
+fleecing strangers in time of peace: but I will do them the justice to
+say, they make no distinction between foreigners and natives. Without
+all doubt a man cannot be much worse lodged and worse treated in any
+part of Europe; nor will he in any other place meet with more flagrant
+instances of fraud, imposition, and brutality. One would imagine they
+had formed a general conspiracy against all those who either go to, or
+return from the continent. About five years ago, in my passage from
+Flushing to Dover, the master of the packet-boat brought-to all of a
+sudden off the South Foreland, although the wind was as favourable as
+it could blow. He was immediately boarded by a customhouse boat, the
+officer of which appeared to be his friend. He then gave the passengers
+to understand, that as it was low water, the ship could not go into the
+harbour; but that the boat would carry them ashore with their baggage.
+
+The custom-house officer demanded a guinea for this service, and the
+bargain was made. Before we quitted the ship, we were obliged to
+gratify the cabin-boy for his attendance, and to give drink-money to
+the sailors. The boat was run aground on the open beach; but we could
+not get ashore without the assistance of three or four fellows, who
+insisted upon being paid for their trouble. Every parcel and bundle, as
+it was landed, was snatched up by a separate porter: one ran away with
+a hat-box, another with a wig-box, a third with a couple of shirts tied
+up in a handkerchief, and two were employed in carrying a small
+portmanteau that did not weigh forty pounds. All our things were
+hurried to the custom-house to be searched, and the searcher was paid
+for disordering our cloaths: from thence they were removed to the inn,
+where the porters demanded half-a-crown each for their labour. It was
+in vain to expostulate; they surrounded the house like a pack of hungry
+bounds, and raised such a clamour, that we were fain to comply. After
+we had undergone all this imposition, we were visited by the master of
+the packet, who, having taken our fares, and wished us joy of our happy
+arrival in England, expressed his hope that we would remember the poor
+master, whose wages were very small, and who chiefly depended upon the
+generosity of the passengers. I own I was shocked at his meanness, and
+could not help telling him so. I told him, I could not conceive what
+title he had to any such gratification: he had sixteen passengers, who
+paid a guinea each, on the supposition that every person should have a
+bed; but there were no more than eight beds in the cabin, and each of
+these was occupied before I came on board; so that if we had been
+detained at sea a whole week by contrary winds and bad weather, one
+half of the passengers must have slept upon the boards, howsoever their
+health might have suffered from this want of accommodation.
+Notwithstanding this check, he was so very abject and importunate, that
+we gave him a crown a-piece, and he retired.
+
+The first thing I did when I arrived at Dover this last time, was to
+send for the master of a packet-boat, and agree with him to carry us to
+Boulogne at once, by which means I saved the expence of travelling by
+land from Calais to this last place, a journey of four-and-twenty
+miles. The hire of a vessel from Dover to Boulogne is precisely the
+same as from Dover to Calais, five guineas; but this skipper demanded
+eight, and, as I did not know the fare, I agreed to give him six. We
+embarked between six and seven in the evening, and found ourselves in a
+most wretched hovel, on board what is called a Folkstone cutter. The
+cabin was so small that a dog could hardly turn in it, and the beds put
+me in mind of the holes described in some catacombs, in which the
+bodies of the dead were deposited, being thrust in with the feet
+foremost; there was no getting into them but end-ways, and indeed they
+seemed so dirty, that nothing but extreme necessity could have obliged
+me to use them. We sat up all night in a most uncomfortable situation,
+tossed about by the sea, cold, arid cramped and weary, and languishing
+for want of sleep. At three in the morning the master came down, and
+told us we were just off the harbour of Boulogne; but the wind blowing
+off shore, he could not possibly enter, and therefore advised us to go
+ashore in the boat. I went upon deck to view the coast, when he pointed
+to the place where he said Boulogne stood, declaring at the same time
+we were within a short mile of the harbour's mouth. The morning was
+cold and raw, and I knew myself extremely subject to catch cold;
+nevertheless we were all so impatient to be ashore, that I resolved to
+take his advice. The boat was already hoisted out, and we went on board
+of it, after I had paid the captain and gratified his crew. We had
+scarce parted from the ship, when we perceived a boat coming towards us
+from the shore; and the master gave us to understand, it was coming to
+carry us into the harbour. When I objected to the trouble of shifting
+from one boat to another in the open sea, which (by the bye) was a
+little rough; he said it was a privilege which the watermen of Boulogne
+had, to carry all passengers ashore, and that this privilege he durst
+not venture to infringe. This was no time nor place to remonstrate. The
+French boat came alongside half filled with water, and we were handed
+from the one to the other. We were then obliged to lie upon our oars,
+till the captain's boat went on board and returned from the ship with a
+packet of letters. We were afterwards rowed a long league, in a rough
+sea, against wind and tide, before we reached the harbour, where we
+landed, benumbed with cold, and the women excessively sick: from our
+landing-place we were obliged to walk very near a mile to the inn where
+we purposed to lodge, attended by six or seven men and women,
+bare-legged, carrying our baggage. This boat cost me a guinea, besides
+paying exorbitantly the people who carried our things; so that the
+inhabitants of Dover and of Boulogne seem to be of the same kidney, and
+indeed they understand one another perfectly well. It was our honest
+captain who made the signal for the shore-boat before I went upon deck;
+by which means he not only gratified his friends, the watermen of
+Boulogne, but also saved about fifteen shillings portage, which he must
+have paid had he gone into the harbour; and thus he found himself at
+liberty to return to Dover, which he reached in four hours. I mention
+these circumstances as a warning to other passengers. When a man hires
+a packet-boat from Dover to Calais or Boulogne, let him remember that
+the stated price is five guineas; and let him insist upon being carried
+into the harbour in the ship, without paying the least regard to the
+representations of the master, who is generally a little dirty knave.
+When he tells you it is low water, or the wind is in your teeth, you
+may say you will stay on board till it is high water, or till the wind
+comes favourable. If he sees you are resolute, he will find means to
+bring his ship into the harbour, or at least to convince you, without a
+possibility of your being deceived, that it is not in his power. After
+all, the fellow himself was a loser by his finesse; if he had gone into
+the harbour, he would have had another fare immediately back to Dover,
+for there was a Scotch gentleman at the inn waiting for such an
+opportunity.
+
+Knowing my own weak constitution, I took it for granted this morning's
+adventure would cost me a fit of illness; and what added to my chagrin,
+when we arrived at the inn, all the beds were occupied; so that we were
+obliged to sit in a cold kitchen above two hours, until some of the
+lodgers should get up. This was such a bad specimen of French
+accommodation, that my wife could not help regretting even the inns of
+Rochester, Sittingbourn, and Canterbury: bad as they are, they
+certainly have the advantage, when compared with the execrable auberges
+of this country, where one finds nothing but dirt and imposition. One
+would imagine the French were still at war with the English, for they
+pillage them without mercy.
+
+Among the strangers at this inn where we lodged, there was a gentleman
+of the faculty, just returned from Italy. Understanding that I intended
+to winter in the South of France, on account of a pulmonic disorder, he
+strongly recommended the climate of Nice in Provence, which, indeed, I
+had often heard extolled; and I am almost resolved to go thither, not
+only for the sake of the air, but also for its situation on the
+Mediterranean, where I can have the benefit of bathing; and from whence
+there is a short cut by sea to Italy, should I find it necessary to try
+the air of Naples.
+
+After having been ill accommodated three days at our inn, we have at
+last found commodious lodgings, by means of Mrs. B-, a very agreeable
+French lady, to whom we were recommended by her husband, who is my
+countryman, and at present resident in London. For three guineas a
+month we have the greatest part of a house tolerably furnished; four
+bed-chambers on the first floor, a large parlour below, a kitchen, and
+the use of a cellar.
+
+These, I own, are frivolous incidents, scarce worth committing to
+paper; but they may serve to introduce observations of more
+consequence; and in the mean time I know nothing will be indifferent to
+you, that concerns--Your humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER II
+
+BOULOGNE SUR MER, July 15, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--The custom-house officers at Boulogne, though as alert, are
+rather more civil than those on your side of the water. I brought no
+plate along with me, but a dozen and a half of spoons, and a dozen
+teaspoons: the first being found in one of our portmanteaus, when they
+were examined at the bureau, cost me seventeen livres entree; the
+others being luckily in my servant's pocket, escaped duty free. All
+wrought silver imported into France, pays at the rate of so much per
+mark: therefore those who have any quantity of plate, will do well to
+leave it behind them, unless they can confide in the dexterity of the
+shipmasters; some of whom will undertake to land it without the
+ceremony of examination. The ordonnances of France are so unfavourable
+to strangers, that they oblige them to pay at the rate of five per
+cent. for all the bed and table linen which they bring into the
+kingdom, even though it has been used. When my trunks arrived in a ship
+from the river Thames, I underwent this ordeal: but what gives me more
+vexation, my books have been stopped at the bureau; and will be sent to
+Amiens at my expence, to be examined by the chambre syndicale; lest
+they should contain something prejudicial to the state, or to the
+religion of the country. This is a species of oppression which one
+would not expect to meet with in France, which piques itself on its
+politeness and hospitality: but the truth is, I know no country in
+which strangers are worse treated with respect to their essential
+concerns. If a foreigner dies in France, the king seizes all his
+effects, even though his heir should be upon the spot; and this tyranny
+is called the droit d'aubaine founded at first upon the supposition,
+that all the estate of foreigners residing in France was acquired in
+that kingdom, and that, therefore, it would be unjust to convey it to
+another country. If an English protestant goes to France for the
+benefit of his health, attended by his wife or his son, or both, and
+dies with effects in the house to the amount of a thousand guineas, the
+king seizes the whole, the family is left destitute, and the body of
+the deceased is denied christian burial. The Swiss, by capitulation,
+are exempted from this despotism, and so are the Scots, in consequence
+of an ancient alliance between the two nations. The same droit
+d'aubaine is exacted by some of the princes in Germany: but it is a
+great discouragement to commerce, and prejudices every country where it
+is exercised, to ten times the value of what it brings into the coffers
+of the sovereign.
+
+I am exceedingly mortified at the detention of my books, which not only
+deprives me of an amusement which I can very ill dispense with; but, in
+all probability, will expose me to sundry other inconveniencies. I must
+be at the expence of sending them sixty miles to be examined, and run
+the risque of their being condemned; and, in the mean time, I may lose
+the opportunity of sending them with my heavy baggage by sea to
+Bourdeaux, to be sent up the Garonne to Tholouse, and from thence
+transmitted through the canal of Languedoc to Cette, which is a
+sea-port on the Mediterranean, about three or four leagues from
+Montpelier.
+
+For the recovery of my books, I had recourse to the advice of my
+landlord, Mons. B--. He is a handsome young fellow, about twenty-five
+years of age, and keeps house with two maiden sisters, who are
+professed devotees. The brother is a little libertine, good natured and
+obliging; but a true Frenchman in vanity, which is undoubtedly the
+ruling passion of this volatile people. He has an inconsiderable place
+under the government, in consequence of which he is permitted to wear a
+sword, a privilege which he does not fail to use. He is likewise
+receiver of the tythes of the clergy in this district, an office that
+gives him a command of money, and he, moreover, deals in the wine
+trade. When I came to his house, he made a parade of all these
+advantages: he displayed his bags of money, and some old gold which his
+father had left him. He described his chateau in the country; dropped
+hints of the fortunes that were settled upon mademoiselles his sisters;
+boasted of his connexions at court; and assured me it was not for my
+money that he let his lodgings, but altogether with a view to enjoy the
+pleasure of my company. The truth, when stript of all embellishments,
+is this: the sieur B-- is the son of an honest bourgeois lately dead,
+who left him the house, with some stock in trade, a little money, and a
+paltry farm: his sisters have about three thousand livres (not quite
+140 L) apiece; the brother's places are worth about fifty pounds a
+year, and his connexions at court are confined to a commis or clerk in
+the secretary's office, with whom he corresponds by virtue of his
+employment. My landlord piques himself upon his gallantry and success
+with the fair-sex: he keeps a fille de joye, and makes no secret of his
+amours. He told miss C-- the other day, in broken English, that, in the
+course of the last year, he had made six bastards. He owned, at the
+same time, he had sent them all to the hospital; but, now his father is
+dead, he would himself take care of his future productions. This,
+however, was no better than a gasconade. Yesterday the house was in a
+hot alarm, on account of a new windfall of this kind: the sisters were
+in tears; the brother was visited by the cure of the parish; the lady
+in the straw (a sempstress) sent him the bantling in a basket, and he
+transmitted it by the carriers to the Enfans trouves at Paris.
+
+But to return from this digression: Mr. B-- advised me to send a
+requete or petition to the chancellor of France, that I might obtain an
+order to have my books examined on the spot, by the president of
+Boulogne, or the procureur du roy, or the sub-delegate of the
+intendance. He recommended an advocat of his acquaintance to draw up
+the memoire, and introduced him accordingly; telling me at the same
+time, in private, that if he was not a drunkard, he would be at the
+head of his profession. He had indeed all the outward signs of a sot; a
+sleepy eye, a rubicund face, and carbuncled nose. He seemed to be a
+little out at elbows, had marvellous foul linen, and his breeches were
+not very sound: but he assumed an air of importance, was very
+courteous, and very solemn. I asked him if he did not sometimes divert
+himself with the muse: he smiled, and promised, in a whisper, to shew
+me some chansonettes de sa facon. Meanwhile he composed the requete in
+my name, which was very pompous, very tedious, and very abject. Such a
+stile might perhaps be necessary in a native of France; but I did not
+think it was at all suitable to a subject of Great-Britain. I thanked
+him for the trouble he had taken, as he would receive no other
+gratification; but when my landlord proposed to send the memoire to his
+correspondent at Paris, to be delivered to the chancellor, I told him I
+had changed my mind, and would apply to the English ambassador. I have
+accordingly taken the liberty to address myself to the earl of H--; and
+at the same time I have presumed to write to the duchess of D--, who is
+now at Paris, to entreat her grace's advice and interposition. What
+effect these applications may have, I know not: but the sieur B--
+shakes his head, and has told my servant, in confidence, that I am
+mistaken if I think the English ambassador is as great a man at Paris
+as the chancellor of France.
+
+I ought to make an apology for troubling you with such an
+unentertaining detail, and consider that the detention of my books must
+be a matter of very little consequence to any body, but to--Your
+affectionate humble servant.
+
+LETTER III
+
+BOULOGNE, August 15, 1763.
+
+SIR--I am much obliged to you for your kind enquiries after my health,
+which has been lately in a very declining condition. In consequence of
+a cold, caught a few days after my arrival in France, I was seized with
+a violent cough, attended with a fever, and stitches in my breast,
+which tormented me all night long without ceasing. At the same time I
+had a great discharge by expectoration, and such a dejection of spirits
+as I never felt before. In this situation I took a step which may
+appear to have been desperate. I knew there was no imposthume in my
+lungs, and I supposed the stitches were spasmodical. I was sensible
+that all my complaints were originally derived from relaxation. I
+therefore hired a chaise, and going to the beach, about a league from
+the town, plunged into the sea without hesitation. By this desperate
+remedy, I got a fresh cold in my head: but my stitches and fever
+vanished the very first day; and by a daily repetition of the bath, I
+have diminished my cough, strengthened my body, and recovered my
+spirits. I believe I should have tried the same experiment, even if
+there had been an abscess in my lungs, though such practice would have
+been contrary to all the rules of medicine: but I am not one of those
+who implicitly believe in all the dogmata of physic. I saw one of the
+guides at Bath, the stoutest fellow among them, who recovered from the
+last stage of a consumption, by going into the king's bath, contrary to
+the express injunction of his doctor. He said, if he must die, the
+sooner the better, as he had nothing left for his subsistence. Instead
+of immediate death, he found instant case, and continued mending every
+day, till his health was entirely re-established. I myself drank the
+waters of Bath, and bathed, in diametrical opposition to the opinion of
+some physicians there settled, and found myself better every day,
+notwithstanding their unfavourable prognostic. If I had been of the
+rigid fibre, full of blood, subject to inflammation, I should have
+followed a different course. Our acquaintance, doctor C--, while he
+actually spit up matter, and rode out every day for his life, led his
+horse to water, at the pond in Hyde-Park, one cold frosty morning, and
+the beast, which happened to be of a hot constitution, plunged himself
+and his master over head and ears in the water. The poor doctor
+hastened home, half dead with fear, and was put to bed in the
+apprehension of a new imposthume; instead of which, he found himself
+exceedingly recruited in his spirits, and his appetite much mended. I
+advised him to take the hint, and go into the cold bath every morning;
+but he did not chuse to run any risque. How cold water comes to be such
+a bugbear, I know not: if I am not mistaken, Hippocrates recommends
+immersion in cold water for the gout; and Celsus expressly says, in
+omni tussi utilis est natatio: in every cough swimming is of service.
+
+I have conversed with a physician of this place, a sensible man, who
+assured me he was reduced to meer skin and bone by a cough and hectic
+fever, when he ordered a bath to be made in his own house, and dipped
+himself in cold water every morning. He at the same time left off
+drinking and swallowing any liquid that was warm. He is now strong and
+lusty, and even in winter has no other cover than a single sheet. His
+notions about the warm drink were a little whimsical: he imagined it
+relaxed the tone of the stomach; and this would undoubtedly be the case
+if it was drank in large quantities, warmer than the natural
+temperature of the blood. He alledged the example of the inhabitants of
+the Ladrone islands, who never taste any thing that is not cold, and
+are remarkably healthy. But to balance this argument I mentioned the
+Chinese, who scarce drink any thing but warm tea; and the Laplanders,
+who drink nothing but warm water; yet the people of both these nations
+are remarkably strong, healthy, and long-lived.
+
+You desire to know the fate of my books. My lord H--d is not yet come
+to France; but my letter was transmitted to him from Paris; and his
+lordship, with that generous humanity which is peculiar to his
+character, has done me the honour to assure me, under his own hand,
+that he has directed Mr. N--lle, our resident at Paris, to apply for an
+order that my books may be restored.
+
+I have met with another piece of good fortune, in being introduced to
+general Paterson and his lady, in their way to England from Nice, where
+the general has been many years commandant for the king of Sardinia.
+You must have heard of this gentleman, who has not only eminently
+distinguished himself, by his courage and conduct as an officer; but
+also by his probity and humanity in the exercise, of his office, and by
+his remarkable hospitality to all strangers, especially the subjects of
+Great-Britain, whose occasions called them to the place where he
+commanded. Being pretty far advanced in years, he begged leave to
+resign, that he might spend the evening of his days in his own country;
+and his Sardinian majesty granted his request with regret, after having
+honoured him with very particular marks of approbation and esteem. The
+general talks so favourably of the climate of Nice, with respect to
+disorders of the breast, that I am now determined to go thither. It
+would have been happy for me had he continued in his government. I
+think myself still very fortunate, in having obtained of him a letter
+of recommendation to the English consul at Nice, together with
+directions how to travel through the South of France. I propose to
+begin my journey some time next month, when the weather will be
+temperate to the southward; and in the wine countries I shall have the
+pleasure of seeing the vintage, which is always a season of festivity
+among all ranks of people.
+
+You have been very much mis-informed, by the person who compared
+Boulogne to Wapping: he did a manifest injustice to this place which is
+a large agreeable town, with broad open streets, excellently paved; and
+the houses are of stone, well built and commodious. The number of
+inhabitants may amount to sixteen thousand. You know this was generally
+supposed to be the portus Itius, and Gessoriacum of the antients:
+though it is now believed that the portus Itius, from whence Caesar
+sailed to Britain, is a place called Whitsand, about half way between
+this place and Calais. Boulogne is the capital of the Boulonnois, a
+district extending about twelve leagues, ruled by a governor
+independent of the governor of Picardy; of which province, however,
+this country forms a part. The present governor is the duc d'Aumout.
+The town of Boulogne is the see of a bishop suffragan of Rheims, whose
+revenue amounts to about four-and-twenty thousand livres, or one
+thousand pounds sterling. It is also the seat of a seneschal's court,
+from whence an appeal lies to the parliament of Paris; and thither all
+condemned criminals are sent, to have their sentence confirmed or
+reversed. Here is likewise a bailiwick, and a court of admiralty. The
+military jurisdiction of the city belongs to a commandant appointed by
+the king, a sort of sinecure bestowed upon some old officer. His
+appointments are very inconsiderable: he resides in the Upper Town, and
+his garrison at present consists of a few hundreds of invalids.
+
+Boulogne is divided into the Upper and Lower Towns. The former is a
+kind of citadel, about a short mile in circumference, situated on a
+rising ground, surrounded by a high wall and rampart, planted with rows
+of trees, which form a delightful walk. It commands a fine view of the
+country and Lower Town; and in clear weather the coast of England, from
+Dover to Folkstone, appears so plain, that one would imagine it was
+within four or five leagues of the French shore. The Upper Town was
+formerly fortified with outworks, which are now in ruins. Here is a
+square, a town-house, the cathedral, and two or three convents of nuns;
+in one of which there are several English girls, sent hither for their
+education. The smallness of the expence encourages parents to send
+their children abroad to these seminaries, where they learn scarce any
+thing that is useful but the French language; but they never fail to
+imbibe prejudices against the protestant religion, and generally return
+enthusiastic converts to the religion of Rome. This conversion always
+generates a contempt for, and often an aversion to, their own country.
+Indeed it cannot reasonably be expected that people of weak minds,
+addicted to superstition, should either love or esteem those whom they
+are taught to consider as reprobated heretics. Ten pounds a year is the
+usual pension in these convents; but I have been informed by a French
+lady who had her education in one of them, that nothing can be more
+wretched than their entertainment.
+
+The civil magistracy of Boulogne consists of a mayor and echevins; and
+this is the case in almost all the towns of France.
+
+The Lower Town is continued from the gate of the Upper Town, down the
+slope of a hill, as far as the harbour, stretching on both sides to a
+large extent, and is much more considerable than the Upper, with
+respect to the beauty of the streets, the convenience of the houses,
+and the number and wealth of the inhabitants. These, however, are all
+merchants, or bourgeoise, for the noblesse or gentry live all together
+in the Upper Town, and never mix with the others. The harbour of
+Boulogne is at the mouth of the small river, or rather rivulet Liane,
+which is so shallow, that the children wade through it at low water. As
+the tide makes, the sea flows in, and forms a pretty extensive harbour,
+which, however, admits nothing but small vessels. It is contracted at
+the mouth by two stone jetties or piers, which seem to have been
+constructed by some engineer, very little acquainted with this branch
+of his profession; for they are carried out in such a manner, as to
+collect a bank of sand just at the entrance of the harbour. The road is
+very open and unsafe, and the surf very high when the wind blows from
+the sea. There is no fortification near the harbour, except a paltry
+fort mounting about twenty guns, built in the last war by the prince de
+Cruy, upon a rock about a league to the eastward of Boulogne. It
+appears to be situated in such a manner, that it can neither offend,
+nor be offended. If the depth of water would admit a forty or fifty gun
+ship to lie within cannon-shot of it, I apprehend it might be silenced
+in half an hour; but, in all probability, there will be no vestiges of
+it at the next rupture between the two crowns. It is surrounded every
+day by the sea, at high water; and when it blows a fresh gale towards
+the shore, the waves break over the top of it, to the terror and
+astonishment of the garrison, who have been often heard crying
+piteously for assistance. I am persuaded, that it will one day
+disappear in the twinkling of an eye. The neighbourhood of this fort,
+which is a smooth sandy beach, I have chosen for my bathing place. The
+road to it is agreeable and romantic, lying through pleasant
+cornfields, skirted by open downs, where there is a rabbit warren, and
+great plenty of the birds so much admired at Tunbridge under the name
+of wheat-ears. By the bye, this is a pleasant corruption of white-a-se,
+the translation of their French name cul-blanc, taken from their colour
+for they are actually white towards the tail.
+
+Upon the top of a high rock, which overlooks the harbour, are the
+remains of an old fortification, which is indiscriminately called, Tour
+d'ordre, and Julius Caesar's fort. The original tower was a light-house
+built by Claudius Caesar, denominated Turris ardens, from the fire
+burned in it; and this the French have corrupted into Tour d'ordre; but
+no vestiges of this Roman work remain; what we now see, are the ruins
+of a castle built by Charlemagne. I know of no other antiquity at
+Boulogne, except an old vault in the Upper Town, now used as a
+magazine, which is said to be part of an antient temple dedicated to
+Isis.
+
+On the other side of the harbour, opposite to the Lower Town, there is
+a house built, at a considerable expence, by a general officer, who
+lost his life in the late war. Never was situation more inconvenient,
+unpleasant, and unhealthy. It stands on the edge of an ugly morass
+formed by the stagnant water left by the tide in its retreat: the very
+walks of the garden are so moist, that, in the driest weather, no
+person can make a tour of it, without danger of the rheumatism.
+Besides, the house is altogether inaccessible, except at low water, and
+even then the carriage must cross the harbour, the wheels up to the
+axle-tree in mud: nay, the tide rushes in so fast, that unless you
+seize the time to a minute, you will be in danger of perishing. The
+apartments of this house are elegantly fitted up, but very small; and
+the garden, notwithstanding its unfavourable situation, affords a great
+quantity of good fruit. The ooze, impregnated with sea salt, produces,
+on this side of the harbour, an incredible quantity of the finest
+samphire I ever saw. The French call it passe-pierre; and I suspect its
+English name is a corruption of sang-pierre. It is generally found on
+the faces of bare rocks that overhang the sea, by the spray of which it
+is nourished. As it grew upon a naked rock, without any appearance of
+soil, it might be naturally enough called sang du pierre, or
+sangpierre, blood of the rock; and hence the name samphire. On the same
+side of the harbour there is another new house, neatly built, belonging
+to a gentleman who has obtained a grant from the king of some ground
+which was always overflowed at high water. He has raised dykes at a
+considerable expence, to exclude the tide, and if he can bring his
+project to bear, he will not only gain a good estate for himself, but
+also improve the harbour, by increasing the depth at high-water.
+
+In the Lower Town of Boulogne there are several religious houses,
+particularly a seminary, a convent of Cordeliers, and another of
+Capuchins. This last, having fallen to decay, was some years ago
+repaired, chiefly by the charity of British travellers, collected by
+father Graeme, a native of North-Britain, who had been an officer in
+the army of king James II. and is said to have turned monk of this
+mendicant order, by way of voluntary penance, for having killed his
+friend in a duel. Be that as it may, he was a well-bred, sensible man,
+of a very exemplary life and conversation; and his memory is much
+revered in this place. Being superior of the convent, he caused the
+British arms to be put up in the church, as a mark of gratitude for the
+benefactions received from our nation. I often walk in the garden of
+the convent, the walls of which are washed by the sea at high-water. At
+the bottom of the garden is a little private grove, separated from it
+by a high wall, with a door of communication; and hither the Capuchins
+retire, when they are disposed for contemplation. About two years ago,
+this place was said to be converted to a very different use. There was
+among the monks one pere Charles, a lusty friar, of whom the people
+tell strange stories. Some young women of the town were seen mounting
+over the wall, by a ladder of ropes, in the dusk of the evening; and
+there was an unusual crop of bastards that season. In short, pere
+Charles and his companions gave such scandal, that the whole fraternity
+was changed; and now the nest is occupied by another flight of these
+birds of passage. If one of our privateers had kidnapped a Capuchin
+during the war, and exhibited him, in his habit, as a shew in London,
+he would have proved a good prize to the captors; for I know not a more
+uncouth and grotesque animal, than an old Capuchin in the habit of his
+order. A friend of mine (a Swiss officer) told me, that a peasant in
+his country used to weep bitterly, whenever a certain Capuchin mounted
+the pulpit to hold forth to the people. The good father took notice of
+this man, and believed he was touched by the finger of the Lord. He
+exhorted him to encourage these accessions of grace, and at the same
+time to be of good comfort, as having received such marks of the divine
+favour. The man still continued to weep, as before, every time the monk
+preached; and at last the Capuchin insisted upon knowing what it was,
+in his discourse or appearance, that made such an impression upon his
+heart "Ah, father! (cried the peasant) I never see you but I think of a
+venerable goat, which I lost at Easter. We were bred up together in the
+same family. He was the very picture of your reverence--one would swear
+you were brothers. Poor Baudouin! he died of a fall--rest his soul! I
+would willingly pay for a couple of masses to pray him out of
+purgatory."
+
+Among other public edifices at Boulogne, there is an hospital, or
+workhouse, which seems to be established upon a very good foundation.
+It maintains several hundreds of poor people, who are kept constantly
+at work, according to their age and abilities, in making thread, all
+sorts of lace, a kind of catgut, and in knitting stockings. It is under
+the direction of the bishop; and the see is at present filled by a
+prelate of great piety and benevolence, though a little inclining to
+bigotry and fanaticism. The churches in this town are but indifferently
+built, and poorly ornamented. There is not one picture in the place
+worth looking at, nor indeed does there seem to be the least taste for
+the liberal arts.
+
+In my next, I shall endeavour to satisfy you in the other articles you
+desire to know. Mean-while, I am ever--Yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER IV
+
+BOULOGNE, September 1, 1763.
+
+SIR,--I am infinitely obliged to D. H-- for the favourable manner in
+which he has mentioned me to the earl of H-- I have at last recovered
+my books, by virtue of a particular order to the director of the
+douane, procured by the application of the English resident to the
+French ministry. I am now preparing for my long journey; but, before I
+leave this place, I shall send you the packet I mentioned, by Meriton.
+Mean-while I must fulfil my promise in communicating the observations I
+have had occasion to make upon this town and country.
+
+The air of Boulogne is cold and moist, and, I believe, of consequence
+unhealthy. Last winter the frost, which continued six weeks in London,
+lasted here eight weeks without intermission; and the cold was so
+intense, that, in the garden of the Capuchins, it split the bark of
+several elms from top to bottom. On our arrival here we found all kinds
+of fruit more backward than in England. The frost, in its progress to
+Britain, is much weakened in crossing the sea. The atmosphere,
+impregnated with saline particles, resists the operation of freezing.
+Hence, in severe winters, all places near the sea-side are less cold
+than more inland districts. This is the reason why the winter is often
+more mild at Edinburgh than at London. A very great degree of cold is
+required to freeze salt water. Indeed it will not freeze at all, until
+it has deposited all its salt. It is now generally allowed among
+philosophers, that water is no more than ice thawed by heat, either
+solar, or subterranean, or both; and that this heat being expelled, it
+would return to its natural consistence. This being the case, nothing
+else is required for the freezing of water, than a certain degree of
+cold, which may be generated by the help of salt, or spirit of nitre,
+even under the line. I would propose, therefore, that an apparatus of
+this sort should be provided in every ship that goes to sea; and in
+case there should be a deficiency of fresh water on board, the seawater
+may be rendered potable, by being first converted into ice.
+
+The air of Boulogne is not only loaded with a great evaporation from
+the sea, increased by strong gales of wind from the West and
+South-West, which blow almost continually during the greatest part of
+the year; but it is also subject to putrid vapours, arising from the
+low marshy ground in the neighbourhood of the harbour, which is every
+tide overflowed with seawater. This may be one cause of the scrofula
+and rickets, which are two prevailing disorders among the children in
+Boulogne. But I believe the former is more owing to the water used in
+the Lower Town, which is very hard and unwholsome. It curdles with
+soap, gives a red colour to the meat that is boiled in it, and, when
+drank by strangers, never fails to occasion pains in the stomach and
+bowels; nay, sometimes produces dysenteries. In all appearance it is
+impregnated with nitre, if not with something more mischievous: we know
+that mundic, or pyrites, very often contains a proportion of arsenic,
+mixed with sulphur, vitriol, and mercury. Perhaps it partakes of the
+acid of some coal mine; for there are coal works in this district.
+There is a well of purging water within a quarter of a mile of the
+Upper Town, to which the inhabitants resort in the morning, as the
+people of London go to the Dog-and-duck, in St. George's fields. There
+is likewise a fountain of excellent water, hard by the cathedral, in
+the Upper Town, from whence I am daily supplied at a small expence.
+Some modern chemists affirm, that no saline chalybeate waters can
+exist, except in the neighbourhood of coal damps; and that nothing can
+be more mild, and gentle, and friendly to the constitution, than the
+said damps: but I know that the place where I was bred stands upon a
+zonic of coal; that the water which the inhabitants generally use is
+hard and brackish; and that the people are remarkably subject to the
+king's evil and consumption. These I would impute to the bad water,
+impregnated with the vitriol and brine of coal, as there is nothing in
+the constitution of the air that should render such distempers
+endemial. That the air of Boulogne encourages putrefaction, appears
+from the effect it has upon butcher's meat, which, though the season is
+remarkably cold, we can hardly keep four-and-twenty hours in the
+coolest part of the house.
+
+Living here is pretty reasonable; and the markets are tolerably
+supplied. The beef is neither fat nor firm; but very good for soup,
+which is the only use the French make of it. The veal is not so white,
+nor so well fed, as the English veal; but it is more juicy, and better
+tasted. The mutton and pork are very good. We buy our poultry alive,
+and fatten them at home. Here are excellent turkies, and no want of
+game: the hares, in particular, are very large, juicy, and
+high-flavoured. The best part of the fish caught on this coast is sent
+post to Paris, in chasse-marines, by a company of contractors, like
+those of Hastings in Sussex. Nevertheless, we have excellent soles,
+skaite, flounders and whitings, and sometimes mackarel. The oysters are
+very large, coarse, and rank. There is very little fish caught on the
+French coast, because the shallows run a great way from the shore; and
+the fish live chiefly in deep water: for this reason the fishermen go a
+great way out to sea, sometimes even as far as the coast of England.
+Notwithstanding all the haste the contractors can make, their fish in
+the summer is very often spoiled before it arrives at Paris; and this
+is not to be wondered at, considering the length of the way, which is
+near one hundred and fifty miles. At best it must be in such a
+mortified condition, that no other people, except the negroes on the
+coast of Guinea, would feed upon it.
+
+The wine commonly drank at Boulogne comes from Auxerre, is very small
+and meagre, and may be had from five to eight sols a bottle; that is,
+from two-pence halfpenny to fourpence. The French inhabitants drink no
+good wine; nor is there any to be had, unless you have recourse to the
+British wine-merchants here established, who deal in Bourdeaux wines,
+brought hither by sea for the London market. I have very good claret
+from a friend, at the rate of fifteen-pence sterling a bottle; and
+excellent small beer as reasonable as in England. I don't believe there
+is a drop of generous Burgundy in the place; and the aubergistes impose
+upon us shamefully, when they charge it at two livres a bottle. There
+is a small white wine, called preniac, which is very agreeable and very
+cheap. All the brandy which I have seen in Boulogne is new, fiery, and
+still-burnt. This is the trash which the smugglers import into England:
+they have it for about ten-pence a gallon. Butcher's meat is sold for
+five sols, or two-pence halfpenny a pound, and the pound here consists
+of eighteen ounces. I have a young turkey for thirty sols; a hare for
+four-and-twenty; a couple of chickens for twenty sols, and a couple of
+good soles for the same price. Before we left England, we were told
+that there was no fruit in Boulogne; but we have found ourselves
+agreeably disappointed in this particular. The place is well supplied
+with strawberries, cherries, gooseberries, corinths, peaches, apricots,
+and excellent pears. I have eaten more fruit this season, than I have
+done for several years. There are many well-cultivated gardens in the
+skirts of the town; particularly one belonging to our friend Mrs. B--,
+where we often drink tea in a charming summer-house built on a rising
+ground, which commands a delightful prospect of the sea. We have many
+obligations to this good lady, who is a kind neighbour, an obliging
+friend, and a most agreeable companion: she speaks English prettily,
+and is greatly attached to the people and the customs of our nation.
+They use wood for their common fewel, though, if I were to live at
+Boulogne, I would mix it with coal, which this country affords. Both
+the wood and the coal are reasonable enough. I am certain that a man
+may keep house in Boulogne for about one half of what it will cost him
+in London; and this is said to be one of the dearest places in France.
+
+The adjacent country is very agreeable, diversified with hill and dale,
+corn-fields, woods, and meadows. There is a forest of a considerable
+extent, that begins about a short league from the Upper Town: it
+belongs to the king, and the wood is farmed to different individuals.
+
+In point of agriculture, the people in this neighbourhood seem to have
+profited by the example of the English. Since I was last in France,
+fifteen years ago, a good number of inclosures and plantations have
+been made in the English fashion. There is a good many tolerable
+country-houses, within a few miles of Boulogne; but mostly empty. I was
+offered a compleat house, with a garden of four acres well laid out,
+and two fields for grass or hay, about a mile from the town, for four
+hundred livres, about seventeen pounds a year: it is partly furnished,
+stands in an agreeable situation, with a fine prospect of the sea, and
+was lately occupied by a Scotch nobleman, who is in the service of
+France.
+
+To judge from appearance, the people of Boulogne are descended from the
+Flemings, who formerly possessed this country; for, a great many of the
+present inhabitants have fine skins, fair hair, and florid complexions;
+very different from the natives of France in general, who are
+distinguished by black hair, brown skins, and swarthy faces. The people
+of the Boulonnois enjoy some extraordinary privileges, and, in
+particular, are exempted from the gabelle or duties upon salt: how they
+deserved this mark of favour, I do not know; but they seem to have a
+spirit of independence among them, are very ferocious, and much
+addicted to revenge. Many barbarous murders are committed, both in the
+town and country; and the peasants, from motives of envy and
+resentment, frequently set their neighbours' houses on fire. Several
+instances of this kind have happened in the course of the last year.
+The interruption which is given, in arbitrary governments, to the
+administration of justice, by the interposition of the great, has
+always a bad effect upon the morals of the common people. The peasants
+too are often rendered desperate and savage, by the misery they suffer
+from the oppression and tyranny of their landlords. In this
+neighbourhood the labouring people are ill lodged and wretchedly fed;
+and they have no idea of cleanliness. There is a substantial burgher in
+the High Town, who was some years ago convicted of a most barbarous
+murder. He received sentence to be broke alive upon the wheel; but was
+pardoned by the interposition of the governor of the county, and
+carries on his business as usual in the face of the whole community. A
+furious abbe, being refused orders by the bishop, on account of his
+irregular life, took an opportunity to stab the prelate with a knife,
+one Sunday, as he walked out of the cathedral. The good bishop desired
+he might be permitted to escape; but it was thought proper to punish,
+with the utmost severity, such an atrocious attempt. He was accordingly
+apprehended, and, though the wound was not mortal, condemned to be
+broke. When this dreadful sentence was executed, he cried out, that it
+was hard he should undergo such torments, for having wounded a
+worthless priest, by whom he had been injured, while such-a-one (naming
+the burgher mentioned above) lived in ease and security, after having
+brutally murdered a poor man, and a helpless woman big with child, who
+had not given him the least provocation.
+
+The inhabitants of Boulogne may be divided into three classes; the
+noblesse or gentry, the burghers, and the canaille. I don't mention the
+clergy, and the people belonging to the law, because I shall
+occasionally trouble you with my thoughts upon the religion and
+ecclesiastics of this country; and as for the lawyers, exclusive of
+their profession, they may be considered as belonging to one or other
+of these divisions. The noblesse are vain, proud, poor, and slothful.
+Very few of them have above six thousand livres a year, which may
+amount to about two hundred and fifty pounds sterling; and many of them
+have not half this revenue. I think there is one heiress, said to be
+worth one hundred thousand livres, about four thousand two hundred
+pounds; but then her jewels, her cloaths, and even her linen, are
+reckoned part of this fortune. The noblesse have not the common sense
+to reside at their houses in the country, where, by farming their own
+grounds, they might live at a small expence, and improve their estates
+at the same time. They allow their country houses to go to decay, and
+their gardens and fields to waste; and reside in dark holes in the
+Upper Town of Boulogne without light, air, or convenience. There they
+starve within doors, that they may have wherewithal to purchase fine
+cloaths, and appear dressed once a day in the church, or on the
+rampart. They have no education, no taste for reading, no housewifery,
+nor indeed any earthly occupation, but that of dressing their hair, and
+adorning their bodies. They hate walking, and would never go abroad, if
+they were not stimulated by the vanity of being seen. I ought to except
+indeed those who turn devotees, and spend the greatest part of their
+time with the priest, either at church or in their own houses. Other
+amusements they have none in this place, except private parties of
+card-playing, which are far from being expensive. Nothing can be more
+parsimonious than the oeconomy of these people: they live upon soupe
+and bouille, fish and sallad: they never think of giving dinners, or
+entertaining their friends; they even save the expence of coffee and
+tea, though both are very cheap at Boulogne. They presume that every
+person drinks coffee at home, immediately after dinner, which is always
+over by one o'clock; and, in lieu of tea in the afternoon, they treat
+with a glass of sherbet, or capillaire. In a word, I know not a more
+insignificant set of mortals than the noblesse of Boulogne; helpless in
+themselves, and useless to the community; without dignity, sense, or
+sentiment; contemptible from pride. and ridiculous from vanity. They
+pretend to be jealous of their rank, and will entertain no
+correspondence with the merchants, whom they term plebeians. They
+likewise keep at a great distance from strangers, on pretence of a
+delicacy in the article of punctilio: but, as I am informed, this
+stateliness is in a great measure affected, in order to conceal their
+poverty, which would appear to greater disadvantage, if they admitted
+of a more familiar communication. Considering the vivacity of the
+French people, one would imagine they could not possibly lead such an
+insipid life, altogether unanimated by society, or diversion. True it
+is, the only profane diversions of this place are a puppet-show and a
+mountebank; but then their religion affords a perpetual comedy. Their
+high masses, their feasts, their processions, their pilgrimages,
+confessions, images, tapers, robes, incense, benedictions, spectacles,
+representations, and innumerable ceremonies, which revolve almost
+incessantly, furnish a variety of entertainment from one end of the
+year to the other. If superstition implies fear, never was a word more
+misapplied than it is to the mummery of the religion of Rome. The
+people are so far from being impressed with awe and religious terror by
+this sort of machinery, that it amuses their imaginations in the most
+agreeable manner, and keeps them always in good humour. A Roman
+catholic longs as impatiently for the festival of St. Suaire, or St.
+Croix, or St. Veronique, as a schoolboy in England for the
+representation of punch and the devil; and there is generally as much
+laughing at one farce as at the other. Even when the descent from the
+cross is acted, in the holy week, with all the circumstances that ought
+naturally to inspire the gravest sentiments, if you cast your eyes
+among the multitude that croud the place, you will not discover one
+melancholy face: all is prattling, tittering, or laughing; and ten to
+one but you perceive a number of them employed in hissing the female
+who personates the Virgin Mary. And here it may not be amiss to
+observe, that the Roman catholics, not content with the infinite number
+of saints who really existed, have not only personified the cross, but
+made two female saints out of a piece of linen. Veronique, or Veronica,
+is no other than a corruption of vera icon, or vera effigies, said to
+be the exact representation of our Saviour's face, impressed upon a
+piece of linen, with which he wiped the sweat from his forehead in his
+way to the place of crucifixion. The same is worshipped under the name
+of St. Suaire, from the Latin word sudarium. This same handkerchief is
+said to have had three folds, on every one of which was the impression:
+one of these remains at Jerusalem, a second was brought to Rome, and a
+third was conveyed to Spain. Baronius says, there is a very antient
+history of the sancta facies in the Vatican. Tillemont, however, looks
+upon the whole as a fable. Some suppose Veronica to be the same with
+St. Haemorrhoissa, the patroness of those who are afflicted with the
+piles, who make their joint invocations to her and St. Fiacre, the son
+of a Scotch king, who lived and died a hermit in France. The troops of
+Henry V. of England are said to have pillaged the chapel of this
+Highland saint; who, in revenge, assisted his countrymen, in the French
+service, to defeat the English at Bauge, and afterwards afflicted Henry
+with the piles, of which he died. This prince complained, that he was
+not only plagued by the living Scots, but even persecuted by those who
+were dead.
+
+I know not whether I may be allowed to compare the Romish religion to
+comedy, and Calvinism to tragedy. The first amuses the senses, and
+excites ideas of mirth and good-humour; the other, like tragedy, deals
+in the passions of terror and pity. Step into a conventicle of
+dissenters, you will, ten to one, hear the minister holding forth upon
+the sufferings of Christ, or the torments of hell, and see many marks
+of religious horror in the faces of the hearers. This is perhaps one
+reason why the reformation did not succeed in France, among a volatile,
+giddy, unthinking people, shocked at the mortified appearances of the
+Calvinists; and accounts for its rapid progress among nations of a more
+melancholy turn of character and complexion: for, in the conversion of
+the multitude, reason is generally out of the question. Even the
+penance imposed upon the catholics is little more than mock
+mortification: a murderer is often quit with his confessor for saying
+three prayers extraordinary; and these easy terms, on which absolution
+is obtained, certainly encourage the repetition of the most enormous
+crimes. The pomp and ceremonies of this religion, together with the
+great number of holidays they observe, howsoever they may keep up the
+spirits of the commonalty, and help to diminish the sense of their own
+misery, must certainly, at the same time, produce a frivolous taste for
+frippery and shew, and encourage a habit of idleness, to which I, in a
+great measure, ascribe the extreme poverty of the lower people. Very
+near half of their time, which might he profitably employed in the
+exercise of industry, is lost to themselves and the community, in
+attendance upon the different exhibitions of religious mummery.
+
+But as this letter has already run to an unconscionable length, I shall
+defer, till another occasion, what I have further to say on the people
+of this place, and in the mean time assure you, that I am always--Yours
+affectionately.
+
+
+
+LETTER V
+
+BOULOGNE, September 12, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--My stay in this place now draws towards a period. 'Till
+within these few days I have continued bathing, with some advantage to
+my health, though the season has been cold and wet, and disagreeable.
+There was a fine prospect of a plentiful harvest in this neighbourhood.
+I used to have great pleasure in driving between the fields of wheat,
+oats, and barley; but the crop has been entirely ruined by the rain,
+and nothing is now to be seen on the ground but the tarnished straw,
+and the rotten spoils of the husbandman's labour. The ground scarce
+affords subsistence to a few flocks of meagre sheep, that crop the
+stubble, and the intervening grass; each flock under the protection of
+its shepherd, with his crook and dogs, who lies every night in the
+midst of the fold, in a little thatched travelling lodge, mounted on a
+wheel-carriage. Here he passes the night, in order to defend his flock
+from the wolves, which are sometimes, especially in winter, very bold
+and desperate.
+
+Two days ago we made an excursion with Mrs. B-- and Capt. L-- to the
+village of Samers, on the Paris road, about three leagues from
+Boulogne. Here is a venerable abbey of Benedictines, well endowed, with
+large agreeable gardens prettily laid out. The monks are well lodged,
+and well entertained. Tho' restricted from flesh meals by the rules of
+their order, they are allowed to eat wild duck and teal, as a species
+of fish; and when they long for a good bouillon, or a partridge, or
+pullet, they have nothing to do but to say they are out of order. In
+that case the appetite of the patient is indulged in his own apartment.
+Their church is elegantly contrived, but kept in a very dirty
+condition. The greatest curiosity I saw in this place was an English
+boy, about eight or nine years old, whom his father had sent hither to
+learn the French language. In less than eight weeks, he was become
+captain of the boys of the place, spoke French perfectly well, and had
+almost forgot his mother tongue. But to return to the people of
+Boulogne.
+
+The burghers here, as in other places, consist of merchants,
+shop-keepers, and artisans. Some of the merchants have got fortunes, by
+fitting out privateers during the war. A great many single ships were
+taken from the English, notwithstanding the good look-out of our
+cruisers, who were so alert, that the privateers from this coast were
+often taken in four hours after they sailed from the French harbour;
+and there is hardly a captain of an armateur in Boulogne, who has not
+been prisoner in England five or six times in the course of the war.
+They were fitted out at a very small expence, and used to run over in
+the night to the coast of England, where they hovered as English
+fishing smacks, until they kidnapped some coaster, with which they made
+the best of their way across the Channel. If they fell in with a
+British cruiser, they surrendered without resistance: the captain was
+soon exchanged, and the loss of the proprietor was not great: if they
+brought their prize safe into harbour, the advantage was considerable.
+In time of peace the merchants of Boulogne deal in wine brandies, and
+oil, imported from the South, and export fish, with the manufactures of
+France, to Portugal, and other countries; but the trade is not great.
+Here are two or three considerable houses of wine merchants from
+Britain, who deal in Bourdeaux wine, with which they supply London and
+other parts of England, Scotland, and Ireland. The fishery of mackarel
+and herring is so considerable on this coast, that it is said to yield
+annually eight or nine hundred thousand livres, about thirty-five
+thousand pounds sterling.
+
+The shop-keepers here drive a considerable traffic with the English
+smugglers, whose cutters are almost the only vessels one sees in the
+harbour of Boulogne, if we except about a dozen of those flat-bottomed
+boats, which raised such alarms in England, in the course of the war.
+Indeed they seem to be good for nothing else, and perhaps they were
+built for this purpose only. The smugglers from the coast of Kent and
+Sussex pay English gold for great quantities of French brandy, tea,
+coffee, and small wine, which they run from this country. They likewise
+buy glass trinkets, toys, and coloured prints, which sell in England,
+for no other reason, but that they come from France, as they may be had
+as cheap, and much better finished, of our own manufacture. They
+likewise take off ribbons, laces, linen, and cambrics; though this
+branch of trade is chiefly in the hands of traders that come from
+London and make their purchases at Dunkirk, where they pay no duties.
+It is certainly worth while for any traveller to lay in a stock of
+linen either at Dunkirk or Boulogne; the difference of the price at
+these two places is not great. Even here I have made a provision of
+shirts for one half of the money they would have cost in London.
+Undoubtedly the practice of smuggling is very detrimental to the fair
+trader, and carries considerable sums of money out of the kingdom, to
+enrich our rivals and enemies. The custom-house officers are very
+watchful, and make a great number of seizures: nevertheless, the
+smugglers find their account in continuing this contraband commerce;
+and are said to indemnify themselves, if they save one cargo out of
+three. After all, the best way to prevent smuggling, is to lower the
+duties upon the commodities which are thus introduced. I have been
+told, that the revenue upon tea has encreased ever since the duty upon
+it was diminished. By the bye, the tea smuggled on the coast of Sussex
+is most execrable stuff. While I stayed at Hastings, for the
+conveniency of bathing, I must have changed my breakfast, if I had not
+luckily brought tea with me from London: yet we have as good tea at
+Boulogne for nine livres a pound, as that which sells at fourteen
+shillings at London.
+
+The bourgeois of this place seem to live at their ease, probably in
+consequence of their trade with the English. Their houses consist of
+the ground-floor, one story above, and garrets. In those which are well
+furnished, you see pier-glasses and marble slabs; but the chairs are
+either paultry things, made with straw bottoms, which cost about a
+shilling a-piece, or old-fashioned, high-backed seats of needle-work,
+stuffed, very clumsy and incommodious. The tables are square fir
+boards, that stand on edge in a corner, except when they are used, and
+then they are set upon cross legs that open and shut occasionally. The
+king of France dines off a board of this kind. Here is plenty of
+table-linen however. The poorest tradesman in Boulogne has a napkin on
+every cover, and silver forks with four prongs, which are used with the
+right hand, there being very little occasion for knives; for the meat
+is boiled or roasted to rags. The French beds are so high, that
+sometimes one is obliged to mount them by the help of steps; and this
+is also the case in Flanders. They very seldom use feather-beds; but
+they lie upon a paillasse, or bag of straw, over which are laid two,
+and sometimes three mattrasses. Their testers are high and
+old-fashioned, and their curtains generally of thin bays, red, or
+green, laced with taudry yellow, in imitation of gold. In some houses,
+however, one meets with furniture of stamped linen; but there is no
+such thing as a carpet to be seen, and the floors are in a very dirty
+condition. They have not even the implements of cleanliness in this
+country. Every chamber is furnished with an armoire, or clothes-press,
+and a chest of drawers, of very clumsy workmanship. Every thing shews a
+deficiency in the mechanic arts. There is not a door, nor a window,
+that shuts close. The hinges, locks, and latches, are of iron, coarsely
+made, and ill contrived. The very chimnies are built so open, that they
+admit both rain and sun, and all of them smoke intolerably. If there is
+no cleanliness among these people, much less shall we find delicacy,
+which is the cleanliness of the mind. Indeed they are utter strangers
+to what we call common decency; and I could give you some
+high-flavoured instances, at which even a native of Edinburgh would
+stop his nose. There are certain mortifying views of human nature,
+which undoubtedly ought to be concealed as much as possible, in order
+to prevent giving offence: and nothing can be more absurd, than to
+plead the difference of custom in different countries, in defence of
+these usages which cannot fail giving disgust to the organs and senses
+of all mankind. Will custom exempt from the imputation of gross
+indecency a French lady, who shifts her frowsy smock in presence of a
+male visitant, and talks to him of her lavement, her medecine, and her
+bidet! An Italian signora makes no scruple of telling you, she is such
+a day to begin a course of physic for the pox. The celebrated reformer
+of the Italian comedy introduces a child befouling itself, on the
+stage, OE, NO TI SENTI? BISOGNA DESFASSARLO, (fa cenno che sentesi mal
+odore). I have known a lady handed to the house of office by her
+admirer, who stood at the door, and entertained her with bons mots all
+the time she was within. But I should be glad to know, whether it is
+possible for a fine lady to speak and act in this manner, without
+exciting ideas to her own disadvantage in the mind of every man who has
+any imagination left, and enjoys the entire use of his senses,
+howsoever she may be authorised by the customs of her country? There is
+nothing so vile or repugnant to nature, but you may plead prescription
+for it, in the customs of some nation or other. A Parisian likes
+mortified flesh: a native of Legiboli will not taste his fish till it
+is quite putrefied: the civilized inhabitants of Kamschatka get drunk
+with the urine of their guests, whom they have already intoxicated: the
+Nova Zemblans make merry on train-oil: the Groenlanders eat in the same
+dish with their dogs: the Caffres, at the Cape of Good Hope, piss upon
+those whom they delight to honour, and feast upon a sheep's intestines
+with their contents, as the greatest dainty that can be presented. A
+true-bred Frenchman dips his fingers, imbrowned with snuff, into his
+plate filled with ragout: between every three mouthfuls, he produces
+his snuff-box, and takes a fresh pinch, with the most graceful
+gesticulations; then he displays his handkerchief, which may be termed
+the flag of abomination, and, in the use of both, scatters his favours
+among those who have the happiness to sit near him. It must be owned,
+however, that a Frenchman will not drink out of a tankard, in which,
+perhaps, a dozen of filthy mouths have flabbered, as is the custom in
+England. Here every individual has his own gobelet, which stands before
+him, and he helps himself occasionally with wine or water, or both,
+which likewise stand upon the table. But I know no custom more beastly
+than that of using water-glasses, in which polite company spirt, and
+squirt, and spue the filthy scourings of their gums, under the eyes of
+each other. I knew a lover cured of his passion, by seeing this nasty
+cascade discharged from the mouth of his mistress. I don't doubt but I
+shall live to see the day, when the hospitable custom of the antient
+Aegyptians will be revived; then a conveniency will be placed behind
+every chair in company, with a proper provision of waste paper, that
+individuals may make themselves easy without parting company. I insist
+upon it, that this practice would not be more indelicate than that
+which is now in use. What then, you will say, must a man sit with his
+chops and fingers up to the ears and knuckles in grease? No; let those
+who cannot eat without defiling themselves, step into another room,
+provided with basons and towels: but I think it would be better to
+institute schools, where youth may learn to eat their victuals, without
+daubing themselves, or giving offence to the eyes of one another.
+
+The bourgeois of Boulogne have commonly soup and bouilli at noon, and a
+roast, with a sallad, for supper; and at all their meals there is a
+dessert of fruit. This indeed is the practice all over France. On
+meagre days they eat fish, omelettes, fried beans, fricassees of eggs
+and onions, and burnt cream. The tea which they drink in the afternoon
+is rather boiled than infused; it is sweetened all together with coarse
+sugar, and drank with an equal quantity of boiled milk.
+
+We had the honour to be entertained the other day by our landlord, Mr.
+B--, who spared no cost on this banquet, exhibited for the glory of
+France. He had invited a newmarried couple, together with the husband's
+mother and the lady's father, who was one of the noblesse of Montreuil,
+his name Mons. L--y. There were likewise some merchants of the town,
+and Mons. B--'s uncle, a facetious little man, who had served in the
+English navy, and was as big and as round as a hogshead; we were
+likewise favoured with the company of father K--, a native of Ireland,
+who is vicaire or curate of the parish; and among the guests was Mons.
+L--y's son, a pretty boy, about thirteen or fourteen years of age. The
+repas served up in three services, or courses, with entrees and hors
+d'oeuvres, exclusive of the fruit, consisted of about twenty dishes,
+extremely well dressed by the rotisseur, who is the best cook I ever
+knew, in France, or elsewhere; but the plates were not presented with
+much order. Our young ladies did not seem to be much used to do the
+honours of the table. The most extraordinary circumstance that I
+observed on this occasion--as, that all the French who were present ate
+of every dish that appeared; and I am told, that if there had been an
+hundred articles more, they would have had a trial of each. This is
+what they call doing justice to the founder. Mons. L--y was placed at
+the head of the table and indeed he was the oracle and orator of the
+company; tall, thin, and weather-beaten, not unlike the picture of Don
+Quixote after he had lost his teeth. He had been garde du corps, or
+life-guardman at Versailles; and by virtue of this office he was
+perfectly well acquainted with the persons of the king and the dauphin,
+with the characters of the ministers and grandees, and, in a word, with
+all the secrets of state, on which he held forth with equal solemnity
+and elocution. He exclaimed against the jesuits, and the farmers of the
+revenue, who, he said, had ruined France. Then, addressing himself to
+me, asked, if the English did not every day drink to the health of
+madame la marquise? I did not at first comprehend his meaning; but
+answered in general, that the English were not deficient in
+complaisance for the ladies. "Ah! (cried he) she is the best friend
+they have in the world. If it had not been for her, they would not have
+such reason to boast of the advantages of the war." I told him the only
+conquest which the French had made in the war, was atchieved by one of
+her generals: I meant the taking of Mahon. But I did not choose to
+prosecute the discourse, remembering that in the year 1749, I had like
+to have had an affair with a Frenchman at Ghent, who affirmed, that all
+the battles gained by the great duke of Marlborough were purposely lost
+by the French generals, in order to bring the schemes of madame de
+Maintenon into disgrace. This is no bad resource for the national
+vanity of these people: though, in general, they are really persuaded,
+that theirs is the richest, the bravest, the happiest, and the most
+powerful nation under the sun; and therefore, without some such cause,
+they must be invincible. By the bye, the common people here still
+frighten their wayward children with the name of Marlborough. Mr. B--'s
+son, who was nursed at a peasant's house, happening one day, after he
+was brought home, to be in disgrace with his father, who threatened to
+correct him, the child ran for protection to his mother, crying,
+"Faites sortir ce vilaine Malbroug," "Turn out that rogue Marlborough."
+It is amazing to hear a sensible Frenchman assert, that the revenues of
+France amount to four hundred millions of livres, about twenty millions
+sterling, clear of all incumbrances, when in fact their clear revenue
+is not much above ten. Without all doubt they have reason to inveigh
+against the fermiers generaux, who oppress the people in raising the
+taxes, not above two-thirds of which are brought into the king's
+coffers: the rest enriches themselves, and enables them to bribe high
+for the protection of the great, which is the only support they have
+against the remonstrances of the states and parliaments, and the
+suggestions of common sense; which will ever demonstrate this to be, of
+all others, the most pernicious method of supplying the necessities of
+government.
+
+Mons. L--y seasoned the severity of his political apothegms with
+intermediate sallies of mirth and gallantry. He ogled the venerable
+gentlewoman his commere, who sat by him. He looked, sighed, and
+languished, sung tender songs, and kissed the old lady's hand with all
+the ardour of a youthful admirer. I unfortunately congratulated him on
+having such a pretty young gentleman to his son. He answered, sighing,
+that the boy had talents, but did not put them to a proper use--"Long
+before I attained his age (said he) I had finished my rhetoric."
+Captain B--, who had eaten himself black in the face, and, with the
+napkin under his chin, was no bad representation of Sancho Panza in the
+suds, with the dishclout about his neck, when the duke's scullions
+insisted upon shaving him; this sea-wit, turning to the boy, with a
+waggish leer, "I suppose (said he) you don't understand the figure of
+amplification so well as Monsieur your father." At that instant, one of
+the nieces, who knew her uncle to be very ticklish, touched him under
+the short ribs, on which the little man attempted to spring up, but
+lost the centre of gravity. He overturned his own plate in the lap of
+the person that sat next to him, and falling obliquely upon his own
+chair, both tumbled down upon the floor together, to the great
+discomposure of the whole company; for the poor man would have been
+actually strangled, had not his nephew loosed his stock with great
+expedition. Matters being once more adjusted, and the captain condoled
+on his disaster, Mons. L--y took it in his head to read his son a
+lecture upon filial obedience. This was mingled with some sharp
+reproof, which the boy took so ill that he retired. The old lady
+observed that he had been too severe: her daughter-in-law, who was very
+pretty, said her brother had given him too much reason; hinting, at the
+same time, that he was addicted to some terrible vices; upon which
+several individuals repeated the interjection, ah! ah! "Yes (said Mons.
+L--y, with a rueful aspect) the boy has a pernicious turn for gaming:
+in one afternoon he lost, at billiards, such a sum as gives me horror
+to think of it." "Fifty sols in one afternoon," (cried the sister).
+"Fifty sols! (exclaimed the mother-in-law, with marks of astonishment)
+that's too much--that's too much!--he's to blame-- he's to blame! but
+youth, you know, Mons. L--y--ah! vive la jeunesse!"--"et l'amour!"
+cried the father, wiping his eyes, squeezing her hand, and looking
+tenderly upon her. Mr. B-- took this opportunity to bring in the young
+gentleman, who was admitted into favour, and received a second
+exhortation. Thus harmony was restored, and the entertainment concluded
+with fruit, coffee, and liqueurs.
+
+When a bourgeois of Boulogne takes the air, he goes in a one-horse
+chaise, which is here called cabriolet, and hires it for half-a-crown a
+day. There are also travelling chaises, which hold four persons, two
+seated with their faces to the horses, and two behind their backs; but
+those vehicles are all very ill made, and extremely inconvenient. The
+way of riding most used in this place is on assback. You will see every
+day, in the skirts of the town, a great number of females thus mounted,
+with the feet on either side occasionally, according as the wind blows,
+so that sometimes the right and sometimes the left hand guides the
+beast: but in other parts of France, as well as in Italy, the ladies
+sit on horseback with their legs astride, and are provided with drawers
+for that purpose.
+
+When I said the French people were kept in good humour by the fopperies
+of their religion, I did not mean that there were no gloomy spirits
+among them. There will be fanatics in religion, while there are people
+of a saturnine disposition, and melancholy turn of mind. The character
+of a devotee, which is hardly known in England, is very common here.
+You see them walking to and from church at all hours, in their hoods
+and long camblet cloaks, with a slow pace, demure aspect, and downcast
+eye. Those who are poor become very troublesome to the monks, with
+their scruples and cases of conscience: you may see them on their
+knees, at the confessional, every hour in the day. The rich devotee has
+her favourite confessor, whom she consults and regales in private, at
+her own house; and this spiritual director generally governs the whole
+family. For my part I never knew a fanatic that was not an hypocrite at
+bottom. Their pretensions to superior sanctity, and an absolute
+conquest over all the passions, which human reason was never yet able
+to subdue, introduce a habit of dissimulation, which, like all other
+habits, is confirmed by use, till at length they become adepts in the
+art and science of hypocrisy. Enthusiasm and hypocrisy are by no means
+incompatible. The wildest fanatics I ever knew, were real sensualists
+in their way of living, and cunning cheats in their dealings with
+mankind.
+
+Among the lower class of people at Boulogne, those who take the lead,
+are the sea-faring men, who live in one quarter, divided into classes,
+and registered for the service of the king. They are hardy and
+raw-boned, exercise the trade of fishermen and boatmen, and propagate
+like rabbits. They have put themselves under the protection of a
+miraculous image of the Virgin Mary, which is kept in one of their
+churches, and every year carried in procession. According to the
+legend, this image was carried off, with other pillage, by the English,
+when they took Boulogne, in the reign of Henry VIII. The lady, rather
+than reside in England, where she found a great many heretics, trusted
+herself alone in an open boat, and crossed the sea to the road of
+Boulogne, where she was seen waiting for a pilot. Accordingly a boat
+put off to her assistance, and brought her safe into the harbour: since
+which time she has continued to patronize the watermen of Boulogne. At
+present she is very black and very ugly, besides being cruelly
+mutilated in different parts of her body, which I suppose have been
+amputated, and converted into tobacco-stoppers; but once a year she is
+dressed in very rich attire, and carried in procession, with a silver
+boat, provided at the expence of the sailors. That vanity which
+characterises the French extends even to the canaille. The lowest
+creature among them is sure to have her ear-rings and golden cross
+hanging about her neck. Indeed this last is an implement of
+superstition as well as of dress, without which no female appears. The
+common people here, as in all countries where they live poorly and
+dirtily, are hard-featured, and of very brown, or rather tawny
+complexions. As they seldom eat meat, their juices are destitute of
+that animal oil which gives a plumpness and smoothness to the skin, and
+defends those fine capillaries from the injuries of the weather, which
+would otherwise coalesce, or be shrunk up, so as to impede the
+circulation on the external surface of the body. As for the dirt, it
+undoubtedly blocks up the pores of the skin, and disorders the
+perspiration; consequently must contribute to the scurvy, itch, and
+other cutaneous distempers.
+
+In the quarter of the matelots at Boulogne, there is a number of poor
+Canadians, who were removed from the island of St. John, in the gulph
+of St. Laurence, when it was reduced by the English. These people are
+maintained at the expence of the king, who allows them soldier's pay,
+that is five sols, or two-pence halfpenny a day; or rather three sols
+and ammunition bread. How the soldiers contrive to subsist upon this
+wretched allowance, I cannot comprehend: but, it must be owned, that
+those invalids who do duty at Boulogne betray no marks of want. They
+are hale and stout, neatly and decently cloathed, and on the whole look
+better than the pensioners of Chelsea.
+
+About three weeks ago I was favoured with a visit by one Mr. M--, an
+English gentleman, who seems far gone in a consumption. He passed the
+last winter at Nismes in Languedoc, and found himself much better in
+the beginning of summer, when he embarked at Cette, and returned by sea
+to England. He soon relapsed, however, and (as he imagines) in
+consequence of a cold caught at sea. He told me, his intention was to
+try the South again, and even to go as far as Italy. I advised him to
+make trial of the air of Nice, where I myself proposed to reside. He
+seemed to relish my advice, and proceeded towards Paris in his own
+carriage.
+
+I shall to-morrow ship my great chests on board of a ship bound to
+Bourdeaux; they are directed, and recommended to the care of a merchant
+of that place, who will forward them by Thoulouse, and the canal of
+Languedoc, to his correspondent at Cette, which is the sea-port of
+Montpellier. The charge of their conveyance to Bourdeaux does not
+exceed one guinea. They consist of two very large chests and a trunk,
+about a thousand pounds weight; and the expence of transporting them
+from Bourdeaux to Cette, will not exceed thirty livres. They are
+already sealed with lead at the customhouse, that they may be exempted
+from further visitation. This is a precaution which every traveller
+takes, both by sea and land: he must likewise provide himself with a
+passe-avant at the bureau, otherwise he may be stopped, and rummaged at
+every town through which he passes. I have hired a berline and four
+horses to Paris, for fourteen loui'dores; two of which the voiturier is
+obliged to pay for a permission from the farmers of the poste; for
+every thing is farmed in this country; and if you hire a carriage, as I
+have done, you must pay twelve livres, or half-a-guinea, for every
+person that travels in it. The common coach between Calais and Paris,
+is such a vehicle as no man would use, who has any regard to his own
+case and convenience and it travels at the pace of an English waggon.
+
+In ten days I shall set out on my journey; and I shall leave Boulogne
+with regret. I have been happy in the acquaintance of Mrs. B--, and a
+few British families in the place; and it was my good fortune to meet
+here with two honest gentlemen, whom I had formerly known in Paris, as
+well as with some of my countrymen, officers in the service of France.
+My next will be from Paris. Remember me to our friends at A--'s. I am a
+little heavy-hearted at the prospect of removing to such a distance
+from you. It is a moot point whether I shall ever return. My health is
+very precarious. Adieu.
+
+
+
+LETTER VI
+
+PARIS, October 12, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Of our journey from Boulogne I have little to say. The
+weather was favourable, and the roads were in tolerable order. We found
+good accommodation at Montreuil and Amiens; but in every other place
+where we stopped, we met with abundance of dirt, and the most flagrant
+imposition. I shall not pretend to describe the cities of Abbeville and
+Amiens, which we saw only en passant; nor take up your time with an
+account of the stables and palace of Chantilly, belonging to the prince
+of Conde, which we visited the last day of our journey; nor shall I
+detain you with a detail of the Trefors de St. Denis, which, together
+with the tombs in the abbey church, afforded us some amusement while
+our dinner was getting ready. All these particulars are mentioned in
+twenty different books of tours, travels, and directions, which you
+have often perused. I shall only observe, that the abbey church is the
+lightest piece of Gothic architecture I have seen, and the air within
+seems perfectly free from that damp and moisture, so perceivable in all
+our old cathedrals. This must be owing to the nature of its situation.
+There are some fine marble statues that adorn the tombs of certain
+individuals here interred; but they are mostly in the French taste,
+which is quite contrary to the simplicity of the antients. Their
+attitudes are affected, unnatural, and desultory; and their draperies
+fantastic; or, as one of our English artists expressed himself, they
+are all of a flutter. As for the treasures, which are shewn on certain
+days to the populace gratis, they are contained in a number of presses,
+or armoires, and, if the stones are genuine, they must be inestimable:
+but this I cannot believe. Indeed I have been told, that what they shew
+as diamonds are no more than composition: nevertheless, exclusive of
+these, there are some rough stones of great value, and many curiosities
+worth seeing. The monk that shewed them was the very image of our
+friend Hamilton, both in his looks and manner.
+
+I have one thing very extraordinary to observe of the French auberges,
+which seems to be a remarkable deviation from the general character of
+the nation. The landlords, hostesses, and servants of the inns upon the
+road, have not the least dash of complaisance in their behaviour to
+strangers. Instead of coming to the door, to receive you as in England,
+they take no manner of notice of you; but leave you to find or enquire
+your way into the kitchen, and there you must ask several times for a
+chamber, before they seem willing to conduct you up stairs. In general,
+you are served with the appearance of the most mortifying indifference,
+at the very time they are laying schemes for fleecing you of your
+money. It is a very odd contrast between France and England; in the
+former all the people are complaisant but the publicans; in the latter
+there is hardly any complaisance but among the publicans. When I said
+all the people in France, I ought also to except those vermin who
+examine the baggage of travellers in different parts of the kingdom.
+Although our portmanteaus were sealed with lead, and we were provided
+with a passe-avant from the douane, our coach was searched at the gate
+of Paris by which we entered; and the women were obliged to get out,
+and stand in the open street, till this operation was performed.
+
+I had desired a friend to provide lodgings for me at Paris, in the
+Fauxbourg St. Germain; and accordingly we found ourselves accommodated
+at the Hotel de Montmorency, with a first floor, which costs me ten
+livres a day. I should have put up with it had it been less polite; but
+as I have only a few days to stay in this place, and some visits to
+receive, I am not sorry that my friend has exceeded his commission. I
+have been guilty of another piece of extravagance in hiring a carosse
+de remise, for which I pay twelve livres a day. Besides the article of
+visiting, I could not leave Paris, without carrying my wife and the
+girls to see the most remarkable places in and about this capital, such
+as the Luxemburg, the Palais-Royal, the Thuilleries, the Louvre, the
+Invalids, the Gobelins, &c. together with Versailles, Trianon, Marli,
+Meudon, and Choissi; and therefore, I thought the difference in point
+of expence would not be great, between a carosse de remise and a
+hackney coach. The first are extremely elegant, if not too much
+ornamented, the last are very shabby and disagreeable. Nothing gives me
+such chagrin, as the necessity I am under to hire a valet de place, as
+my own servant does not speak the language. You cannot conceive with
+what eagerness and dexterity those rascally valets exert themselves in
+pillaging strangers. There is always one ready in waiting on your
+arrival, who begins by assisting your own servant to unload your
+baggage, and interests himself in your affairs with such artful
+officiousness, that you will find it difficult to shake him off, even
+though you are determined beforehand against hiring any such domestic.
+He produces recommendations from his former masters, and the people of
+the house vouch for his honesty.
+
+The truth is, those fellows are very handy, useful, and obliging; and
+so far honest, that they will not steal in the usual way. You may
+safely trust one of them to bring you a hundred loui'dores from your
+banker; but they fleece you without mercy in every other article of
+expence. They lay all your tradesmen under contribution; your taylor,
+barber, mantua-maker, milliner, perfumer, shoe-maker, mercer, jeweller,
+hatter, traiteur, and wine-merchant: even the bourgeois who owns your
+coach pays him twenty sols per day. His wages amount to twice as much,
+so that I imagine the fellow that serves me, makes above ten shillings
+a day, besides his victuals, which, by the bye, he has no right to
+demand. Living at Paris, to the best of my recollection, is very near
+twice as dear as it was fifteen years ago; and, indeed, this is the
+case in London; a circumstance that must be undoubtedly owing to an
+increase of taxes; for I don't find that in the articles of eating and
+drinking, the French people are more luxurious than they were
+heretofore. I am told the entrees, or duties, payed upon provision
+imported into Paris, are very heavy. All manner of butcher's meat and
+poultry are extremely good in this place. The beef is excellent. The
+wine, which is generally drank, is a very thin kind of Burgundy. I can
+by no means relish their cookery; but one breakfasts deliciously upon
+their petit pains and their pales of butter, which last is exquisite.
+
+The common people, and even the bourgeois of Paris live, at this
+season, chiefly on bread and grapes, which is undoubtedly very wholsome
+fare. If the same simplicity of diet prevailed in England, we should
+certainly undersell the French at all foreign markets for they are very
+slothful with all their vivacity and the great number of their holidays
+not only encourages this lazy disposition, but actually robs them of
+one half of what their labour would otherwise produce; so that, if our
+common people were not so expensive in their living, that is, in their
+eating and drinking, labour might be afforded cheaper in England than
+in France. There are three young lusty hussies, nieces or daughters of
+a blacksmith, that lives just opposite to my windows, who do nothing
+from morning till night. They eat grapes and bread from seven till
+nine, from nine till twelve they dress their hair, and are all the
+afternoon gaping at the window to view passengers. I don't perceive
+that they give themselves the trouble either to make their beds, or
+clean their apartment. The same spirit of idleness and dissipation I
+have observed in every part of France, and among every class of people.
+
+Every object seems to have shrunk in its dimensions since I was last in
+Paris. The Louvre, the Palais-Royal, the bridges, and the river Seine,
+by no means answer the ideas I had formed of them from my former
+observation. When the memory is not very correct, the imagination
+always betrays her into such extravagances. When I first revisited my
+own country, after an absence of fifteen years, I found every thing
+diminished in the same manner, and I could scarce believe my own eyes.
+
+Notwithstanding the gay disposition of the French, their houses are all
+gloomy. In spite of all the ornaments that have been lavished on
+Versailles, it is a dismal habitation. The apartments are dark,
+ill-furnished, dirty, and unprincely. Take the castle, chapel, and
+garden all together, they make a most fantastic composition of
+magnificence and littleness, taste, and foppery. After all, it is in
+England only, where we must look for cheerful apartments, gay
+furniture, neatness, and convenience. There is a strange incongruity in
+the French genius. With all their volatility, prattle, and fondness for
+bons mots, they delight in a species of drawling, melancholy, church
+music. Their most favourite dramatic pieces are almost without
+incident; and the dialogue of their comedies consists of moral, insipid
+apophthegms, intirely destitute of wit or repartee. I know what I
+hazard by this opinion among the implicit admirers of Lully, Racine,
+and Moliere.
+
+I don't talk of the busts, the statues, and pictures which abound at
+Versailles, and other places in and about Paris, particularly the great
+collection of capital pieces in the Palais-royal, belonging to the duke
+of Orleans. I have neither capacity, nor inclination, to give a
+critique on these chef d'oeuvres, which indeed would take up a whole
+volume. I have seen this great magazine of painting three times, with
+astonishment; but I should have been better pleased, if there had not
+been half the number: one is bewildered in such a profusion, as not to
+know where to begin, and hurried away before there is time to consider
+one piece with any sort of deliberation. Besides, the rooms are all
+dark, and a great many of the pictures hang in a bad light. As for
+Trianon, Marli, and Choissi, they are no more than pigeon-houses, in
+respect to palaces; and, notwithstanding the extravagant eulogiums
+which you have heard of the French king's houses, I will venture to
+affirm that the king of England is better, I mean more comfortably,
+lodged. I ought, however, to except Fontainebleau, which I have not
+seen.
+
+The city of Paris is said to be five leagues, or fifteen miles, in
+circumference; and if it is really so, it must be much more populous
+than London; for the streets are very narrow, and the houses very high,
+with a different family on every floor. But I have measured the best
+plans of these two royal cities, and am certain that Paris does not
+take up near so much ground as London and Westminster occupy; and I
+suspect the number of its inhabitants is also exaggerated by those who
+say it amounts to eight hundred thousand, that is two hundred thousand
+more than are contained in the bills of mortality. The hotels of the
+French noblesse, at Paris, take up a great deal of room, with their
+courtyards and gardens; and so do their convents and churches. It must
+be owned, indeed, that their streets are wonderfully crouded with
+people and carriages.
+
+The French begin to imitate the English, but only in such particulars
+as render them worthy of imitation. When I was last at Paris, no person
+of any condition, male or female, appeared, but in full dress, even
+when obliged to come out early in the morning, and there was not such a
+thing to be seen as a perruque ronde; but at present I see a number of
+frocks and scratches in a morning, in the streets of this metropolis.
+They have set up a petite poste, on the plan of our penny-post, with
+some improvements; and I am told there is a scheme on foot for
+supplying every house with water, by leaden pipes, from the river
+Seine. They have even adopted our practice of the cold bath, which is
+taken very conveniently, in wooden houses, erected on the side of the
+river, the water of which is let in and out occasionally, by cocks
+fixed in the sides of the bath. There are different rooms for the
+different sexes: the accommodations are good, and the expence is a
+trifle. The tapestry of the Gobelins is brought to an amazing degree of
+perfection; and I am surprised that this furniture is not more in
+fashion among the great, who alone are able to purchase it. It would be
+a most elegant and magnificent ornament, which would always nobly
+distinguish their apartments from those, of an inferior rank; and in
+this they would run no risk of being rivalled by the bourgeois. At the
+village of Chaillot, in the neighbourhood of Paris, they make beautiful
+carpets and screen-work; and this is the more extraordinary, as there
+are hardly any carpets used in this kingdom. In almost all the
+lodging-houses, the floors are of brick, and have no other kind of
+cleaning, than that of being sprinkled with water, and swept once a
+day. These brick floors, the stone stairs, the want of wainscotting in
+the rooms, and the thick party-walls of stone, are, however, good
+preservatives against fire, which seldom does any damage in this city.
+Instead of wainscotting, the walls are covered with tapestry or damask.
+The beds in general are very good, and well ornamented, with testers
+and curtains.
+
+Twenty years ago the river Seine, within a mile of Paris, was as
+solitary as if it had run through a desert. At present the banks of it
+are adorned with a number of elegant houses and plantations, as far as
+Marli. I need not mention the machine at this place for raising water,
+because I know you are well acquainted with its construction; nor shall
+I say any thing more of the city of Paris, but that there is a new
+square, built upon an elegant plan, at the end of the garden of the
+Thuilleries: it is called Place de Louis XV. and, in the middle of it,
+there is a good equestrian statue of the reigning king.
+
+You have often heard that Louis XIV. frequently regretted, that his
+country did not afford gravel for the walks of his gardens, which are
+covered with a white, loose sand, very disagreeable both to the eyes
+and feet of those who walk upon it; but this is a vulgar mistake. There
+is plenty of gravel on the road between Paris and Versailles, as well
+as in many other parts of this kingdom; but the French, who are all for
+glare and glitter, think the other is more gay and agreeable: one would
+imagine they did not feel the burning reflexion from the white sand,
+which in summer is almost intolerable.
+
+In the character of the French, considered as a people, there are
+undoubtedly many circumstances truly ridiculous. You know the
+fashionable people, who go a hunting, are equipped with their jack
+boots, bag wigs, swords and pistols: but I saw the other day a scene
+still more grotesque. On the road to Choissi, a fiacre, or
+hackney-coach, stopped, and out came five or six men, armed with
+musquets, who took post, each behind a separate tree. I asked our
+servant who they were imagining they might be archers, or footpads of
+justice, in pursuit of some malefactor. But guess my surprise, when the
+fellow told me, they were gentlemen a la chasse. They were in fact come
+out from Paris, in this equipage, to take the diversion of
+hare-hunting; that is, of shooting from behind a tree at the hares that
+chanced to pass. Indeed, if they had nothing more in view, but to
+destroy the game, this was a very effectual method; for the hares are
+in such plenty in this neighbourhood, that I have seen a dozen
+together, in the same field. I think this way of hunting, in a coach or
+chariot, might be properly adopted at London, in favour of those
+aldermen of the city, who are too unwieldy to follow the hounds a
+horseback.
+
+The French, however, with all their absurdities, preserve a certain
+ascendancy over us, which is very disgraceful to our nation; and this
+appears in nothing more than in the article of dress. We are contented
+to be thought their apes in fashion; but, in fact, we are slaves to
+their taylors, mantua-makers, barbers, and other tradesmen. One would
+be apt to imagine that our own tradesmen had joined them in a
+combination against us. When the natives of France come to London, they
+appear in all public places, with cloaths made according to the fashion
+of their own country, and this fashion is generally admired by the
+English. Why, therefore, don't we follow it implicitly? No, we pique
+ourselves upon a most ridiculous deviation from the very modes we
+admire, and please ourselves with thinking this deviation is a mark of
+our spirit and liberty. But, we have not spirit enough to persist in
+this deviation, when we visit their country: otherwise, perhaps, they
+would come to admire and follow our example: for, certainly, in point
+of true taste, the fashions of both countries are equally absurd. At
+present, the skirts of the English descend from the fifth rib to the
+calf of the leg, and give the coat the form of a Jewish gaberdine; and
+our hats seem to be modelled after that which Pistol wears upon the
+stage. In France, the haunch buttons and pocketholes are within half a
+foot of the coat's extremity: their hats look as if they had been pared
+round the brims, and the crown is covered with a kind of cordage,
+which, in my opinion, produces a very beggarly effect. In every other
+circumstance of dress, male and female, the contrast between the two
+nations, appears equally glaring. What is the consequence? when an
+Englishman comes to Paris, he cannot appear until he has undergone a
+total metamorphosis. At his first arrival he finds it necessary to send
+for the taylor, perruquier, hatter, shoemaker, and every other
+tradesman concerned in the equipment of the human body. He must even
+change his buckles, and the form of his ruffles; and, though at the
+risque of his life, suit his cloaths to the mode of the season. For
+example, though the weather should be never so cold, he must wear his
+habit d'ete, or demi-saison. Without presuming to put on a warm dress
+before the day which fashion has fixed for that purpose; and neither
+old age nor infirmity will excuse a man for wearing his hat upon his
+head, either at home or abroad. Females are (if possible) still more
+subject to the caprices of fashion; and as the articles of their dress
+are more manifold, it is enough to make a man's heart ake to see his
+wife surrounded by a multitude of cotturieres, milliners, and
+tire-women. All her sacks and negligees must be altered and new
+trimmed. She must have new caps, new laces, new shoes, and her hair new
+cut. She must have her taffaties for the summer, her flowered silks for
+the spring and autumn, her sattins and damasks for winter. The good
+man, who used to wear the beau drop d'Angleterre, quite plain all the
+year round, with a long bob, or tye perriwig, must here provide himself
+with a camblet suit trimmed with silver for spring and autumn, with
+silk cloaths for summer, and cloth laced with gold, or velvet for
+winter; and he must wear his bag-wig a la pigeon. This variety of dress
+is absolutely indispensible for all those who pretend to any rank above
+the meer bourgeois. On his return to his own country, all this frippery
+is useless. He cannot appear in London until he has undergone another
+thorough metamorphosis; so that he will have some reason to think, that
+the tradesmen of Paris and London have combined to lay him under
+contribution: and they, no doubt, are the directors who regulate the
+fashions in both capitals; the English, however, in a subordinate
+capacity: for the puppets of their making will not pass at Paris, nor
+indeed in any other part of Europe; whereas a French petit maitre is
+reckoned a complete figure every where, London not excepted. Since it
+is so much the humour of the English at present to run abroad, I wish
+they had anti-gallican spirit enough to produce themselves in their own
+genuine English dress, and treat the French modes with the same
+philosophical contempt, which was shewn by an honest gentleman,
+distinguished by the name of Wig-Middleton. That unshaken patriot still
+appears in the same kind of scratch perriwig, skimming-dish hat, and
+slit sleeve, which were worn five-and-twenty years ago, and has
+invariably persisted in this garb, in defiance of all the revolutions
+of the mode. I remember a student in the temple, who, after a long and
+learned investigation of the to kalon, or beautiful, had resolution
+enough to let his beard grow, and wore it in all public places, until
+his heir at law applied for a commission of lunacy against him; then he
+submitted to the razor, rather than run any risque of being found non
+compos.
+
+Before I conclude, I must tell you, that the most reputable
+shop-keepers and tradesmen of Paris think it no disgrace to practise
+the most shameful imposition. I myself know an instance of one of the
+most creditable marchands in this capital, who demanded six francs an
+ell for some lutestring, laying his hand upon his breast at the same
+time, and declaring en conscience, that it had cost him within three
+sols of the money. Yet in less than three minutes, he sold it for four
+and a half, and when the buyer upbraided him with his former
+declaration, he shrugged up his shoulders, saying, il faut marchander.
+I don't mention this as a particular instance. The same mean
+disingenuity is universal all over France, as I have been informed by
+several persons of veracity.
+
+The next letter you have from me will probably be dated at Nismes, or
+Montpellier. Mean-while, I am ever--Yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER VII
+
+To MRS. M--. PARIS, October, 12, 1763.
+
+MADAM,--I shall be much pleased if the remarks I have made on the
+characters of the French people, can afford you the satisfaction you
+require. With respect to the ladies I can only judge from their
+exteriors: but, indeed, these are so characteristic, that one can
+hardly judge amiss; unless we suppose that a woman of taste and
+sentiment may be so overruled by the absurdity of what is called
+fashion, as to reject reason, and disguise nature, in order to become
+ridiculous or frightful. That this may be the case with some
+individuals, is very possible. I have known it happen in our own
+country, where the follies of the French are adopted and exhibited in
+the most aukward imitation: but the general prevalence of those
+preposterous modes, is a plain proof that there is a general want of
+taste, and a general depravity of nature. I shall not pretend to
+describe the particulars of a French lady's dress. These you are much
+better acquainted with than I can pretend to be: but this I will be
+bold to affirm, that France is the general reservoir from which all the
+absurdities of false taste, luxury, and extravagance have overflowed
+the different kingdoms and states of Europe. The springs that fill this
+reservoir, are no other than vanity and ignorance. It would be
+superfluous to attempt proving from the nature of things, from the
+first principles and use of dress, as well as from the consideration of
+natural beauty, and the practice of the ancients, who certainly
+understood it as well as the connoisseurs of these days, that nothing
+can be more monstrous, inconvenient, and contemptible, than the fashion
+of modern drapery. You yourself are well aware of all its defects, and
+have often ridiculed them in my hearing. I shall only mention one
+particular of dress essential to the fashion in this country, which
+seems to me to carry human affectation to the very farthest verge of
+folly and extravagance; that is, the manner in which the faces of the
+ladies are primed and painted. When the Indian chiefs were in England
+every body ridiculed their preposterous method of painting their cheeks
+and eye-lids; but this ridicule was wrong placed. Those critics ought
+to have considered, that the Indians do not use paint to make
+themselves agreeable; but in order to be the more terrible to their
+enemies. It is generally supposed, I think, that your sex make use of
+fard and vermillion for very different purposes; namely, to help a bad
+or faded complexion, to heighten the graces, or conceal the defects of
+nature, as well as the ravages of time. I shall not enquire at present,
+whether it is just and honest to impose in this manner on mankind: if
+it is not honest, it may be allowed to be artful and politic, and
+shews, at least, a desire of being agreeable. But to lay it on as the
+fashion in France prescribes to all the ladies of condition, who indeed
+cannot appear without this badge of distinction, is to disguise
+themselves in such a manner, as to render them odious and detestable to
+every spectator, who has the least relish left for nature and
+propriety. As for the fard or white, with which their necks and
+shoulders are plaistered, it may be in some measure excusable, as their
+skins are naturally brown, or sallow; but the rouge, which is daubed on
+their faces, from the chin up to the eyes, without the least art or
+dexterity, not only destroys all distinction of features, but renders
+the aspect really frightful, or at best conveys nothing but ideas of
+disgust and aversion. You know, that without this horrible masque no
+married lady is admitted at court, or in any polite assembly; and that
+it is a mark of distinction which no bourgeoise dare assume. Ladies of
+fashion only have the privilege of exposing themselves in these
+ungracious colours. As their faces are concealed under a false
+complexion, so their heads are covered with a vast load of false hair,
+which is frizzled on the forehead, so as exactly to resemble the wooly
+heads of the Guinea negroes. As to the natural hue of it, this is a
+matter of no consequence, for powder makes every head of hair of the
+same colour; and no woman appears in this country, from the moment she
+rises till night, without being compleatly whitened. Powder or meal was
+first used in Europe by the Poles, to conceal their scald heads; but
+the present fashion of using it, as well as the modish method of
+dressing the hair, must have been borrowed from the Hottentots, who
+grease their wooly heads with mutton suet and then paste it over with
+the powder called buchu. In like manner, the hair of our fine ladies is
+frizzled into the appearance of negroes wool, and stiffened with an
+abominable paste of hog's grease, tallow, and white powder. The present
+fashion, therefore, of painting the face, and adorning the head,
+adopted by the beau monde in France, is taken from those two polite
+nations the Chickesaws of America and the Hottentots of Africa. On the
+whole, when I see one of those fine creatures sailing along, in her
+taudry robes of silk and gauze, frilled, and flounced, and furbelowed,
+with her false locks, her false jewels, her paint, her patches, and
+perfumes; I cannot help looking upon her as the vilest piece of
+sophistication that art ever produced.
+
+This hideous masque of painting, though destructive of all beauty, is,
+however, favourable to natural homeliness and deformity. It accustoms
+the eyes of the other sex, and in time reconciles them to frightfull
+objects; it disables them from perceiving any distinction of features
+between woman and woman; and, by reducing all faces to a level, gives
+every female an equal chance for an admirer; being in this particular
+analogous to the practice of the antient Lacedemonians, who were
+obliged to chuse their helpmates in the dark. In what manner the
+insides of their heads are furnished, I would not presume to judge from
+the conversation of a very few to whom I have had access: but from the
+nature of their education, which I have heard described, and the
+natural vivacity of their tempers, I should expect neither sense,
+sentiment, nor discretion. From the nursery they are allowed, and even
+encouraged, to say every thing that comes uppermost; by which means
+they acquire a volubility of tongue, and a set of phrases, which
+constitutes what is called polite conversation. At the same time they
+obtain an absolute conquest over all sense of shame, or rather, they
+avoid acquiring this troublesome sensation; for it is certainly no
+innate idea. Those who have not governesses at home, are sent, for a
+few years, to a convent, where they lay in a fund of superstition that
+serves them for life: but I never heard they had the least opportunity
+of cultivating the mind, of exercising the powers of reason, or of
+imbibing a taste for letters, or any rational or useful accomplishment.
+After being taught to prattle, to dance and play at cards, they are
+deemed sufficiently qualified to appear in the grand monde, and to
+perform all the duties of that high rank and station in life. In
+mentioning cards, I ought to observe, that they learn to play not
+barely for amusement, but also with a view to advantage; and, indeed,
+you seldom meet with a native of France, whether male or female, who is
+not a compleat gamester, well versed in all the subtleties and finesses
+of the art. This is likewise the case all over Italy. A lady of a great
+house in Piedmont, having four sons, makes no scruple to declare, that
+the first shall represent the family, the second enter into the army,
+the third into the church, and that she will breed the fourth a
+gamester. These noble adventurers devote themselves in a particular
+manner to the entertainment of travellers from our country, because the
+English are supposed to be full of money, rash, incautious, and utterly
+ignorant of play. But such a sharper is most dangerous, when he hunts
+in couple with a female. I have known a French count and his wife, who
+found means to lay the most wary under contribution. He was smooth,
+supple, officious, and attentive: she was young, handsome,
+unprincipled, and artful. If the Englishman marked for prey was found
+upon his guard against the designs of the husband, then madam plied him
+on the side of gallantry. She displayed all the attractions of her
+person. She sung, danced, ogled, sighed, complimented, and complained.
+If he was insensible to all her charms, she flattered his vanity, and
+piqued his pride, by extolling the wealth and generosity of the
+English; and if he proved deaf to all these insinuations she, as her
+last stake, endeavoured to interest his humanity and compassion. She
+expatiated, with tears in her eyes, on the cruelty and indifference of
+her great relations; represented that her husband was no more than the
+cadet of a noble family--, that his provision was by no means suitable.
+either to the dignity of his rank, or the generosity of his
+disposition: that he had a law-suit of great consequence depending,
+which had drained all his finances; and, finally, that they should be
+both ruined, if they could not find some generous friend, who would
+accommodate them with a sum of money to bring the cause to a
+determination. Those who are not actuated by such scandalous motives,
+become gamesters from meer habit, and, having nothing more solid to
+engage their thoughts, or employ their time, consume the best part of
+their lives, in this worst of all dissipation. I am not ignorant that
+there are exceptions from this general rule: I know that France has
+produced a Maintenon, a Sevigine, a Scuderi, a Dacier, and a Chatelet;
+but I would no more deduce the general character of the French ladies
+from these examples, than I would call a field of hemp a flower-garden.
+because there might be in it a few lillies or renunculas planted by the
+hand of accident.
+
+Woman has been defined a weaker man; but in this country the men are,
+in my opinion, more ridiculous and insignificant than the women. They
+certainly are more disagreeable to a rational enquirer, because they
+are more troublesome. Of all the coxcombs on the face of the earth, a
+French petit maitre is the most impertinent: and they are all petit
+maitres from the marquis who glitters in lace and embroidery, to the
+garcon barbier covered with meal, who struts with his hair in a long
+queue, and his hat under his arm. I have already observed, that vanity
+is the great and universal mover among all ranks and degrees of people
+in this nation; and as they take no pains to conceal or controul it,
+they are hurried by it into the most ridiculous and indeed intolerable
+extravagance.
+
+When I talk of the French nation, I must again except a great number of
+individuals, from the general censure. Though I have a hearty contempt
+for the ignorance, folly, and presumption which characterise the
+generality, I cannot but respect the talents of many great men, who
+have eminently distinguished themselves in every art and science: these
+I shall always revere and esteem as creatures of a superior species,
+produced, for the wise purposes of providence, among the refuse of
+mankind. It would be absurd to conclude that the Welch or Highlanders
+are a gigantic people, because those mountains may have produced a few
+individuals near seven feet high. It would be equally absurd to suppose
+the French are a nation of philosophers, because France has given birth
+to a Des Cartes, a Maupertuis, a Reaumur, and a Buffon.
+
+I shall not even deny, that the French are by no means deficient in
+natural capacity; but they are at the same time remarkable for a
+natural levity, which hinders their youth from cultivating that
+capacity. This is reinforced by the most preposterous education, and
+the example of a giddy people, engaged in the most frivolous pursuits.
+A Frenchman is by some Jesuit, or other monk, taught to read his mother
+tongue, and to say his prayers in a language he does not understand. He
+learns to dance and to fence, by the masters of those noble sciences.
+He becomes a compleat connoisseur in dressing hair, and in adorning his
+own person, under the hands and instructions of his barber and valet de
+chambre. If he learns to play upon the flute or the fiddle, he is
+altogether irresistible. But he piques himself upon being polished
+above the natives of any other country by his conversation with the
+fair sex. In the course of this communication, with which he is
+indulged from his tender years, he learns like a parrot, by rote, the
+whole circle of French compliments, which you know are a set of phrases
+ridiculous even to a proverb; and these he throws out indiscriminately
+to all women, without distinction in the exercise of that kind of
+address, which is here distinguished by the name of gallantry: it is no
+more than his making love to every woman who will give him the hearing.
+It is an exercise, by the repetition of which he becomes very pert,
+very familiar, and very impertinent. Modesty, or diffidence, I have
+already said, is utterly unknown among them, and therefore I wonder
+there should be a term to express it in their language.
+
+If I was obliged to define politeness, I should call it, the art of
+making one's self agreeable. I think it an art that necessarily implies
+a sense of decorum, and a delicacy of sentiment. These are qualities,
+of which (as far as I have been able to observe) a Frenchman has no
+idea; therefore he never can be deemed polite, except by those persons
+among whom they are as little understood. His first aim is to adorn his
+own person with what he calls fine cloaths, that is the frippery of the
+fashion. It is no wonder that the heart of a female, unimproved by
+reason, and untinctured with natural good sense, should flutter at the
+sight of such a gaudy thing, among the number of her admirers: this
+impression is enforced by fustian compliments, which her own vanity
+interprets in a literal sense, and still more confirmed by the
+assiduous attention of the gallant, who, indeed, has nothing else to
+mind. A Frenchman in consequence of his mingling with the females from
+his infancy, not only becomes acquainted with all their customs and
+humours; but grows wonderfully alert in performing a thousand little
+offices, which are overlooked by other men, whose time hath been spent
+in making more valuable acquisitions. He enters, without ceremony, a
+lady's bed-chamber, while she is in bed, reaches her whatever she
+wants, airs her shift, and helps to put it on. He attends at her
+toilette, regulates the distribution of her patches, and advises where
+to lay on the paint. If he visits her when she is dressed, and
+perceives the least impropriety in her coeffure, he insists upon
+adjusting it with his own hands: if he sees a curl, or even a single
+hair amiss, he produces his comb, his scissars, and pomatum, and sets
+it to rights with the dexterity of a professed friseur. He 'squires her
+to every place she visits, either on business, or pleasure; and, by
+dedicating his whole time to her, renders himself necessary to her
+occasions. This I take to be the most agreeable side of his character:
+let us view him on the quarter of impertinence. A Frenchman pries into
+all your secrets with the most impudent and importunate curiosity, and
+then discloses them without remorse. If you are indisposed, he
+questions you about the symptoms of your disorder, with more freedom
+than your physician would presume to use; very often in the grossest
+terms. He then proposes his remedy (for they are all quacks), he
+prepares it without your knowledge, and worries you with solicitation
+to take it, without paying the least regard to the opinion of those
+whom you have chosen to take care of your health. Let you be ever so
+ill, or averse to company, he forces himself at all times into your
+bed-chamber, and if it is necessary to give him a peremptory refusal,
+he is affronted. I have known one of those petit maitres insist upon
+paying regular visits twice a day to a poor gentleman who was
+delirious; and he conversed with him on different subjects, till he was
+in his last agonies. This attendance is not the effect of attachment,
+or regard, but of sheer vanity, that he may afterwards boast of his
+charity and humane disposition: though, of all the people I have ever
+known, I think the French are the least capable of feeling for the
+distresses of their fellow creatures. Their hearts are not susceptible
+of deep impressions; and, such is their levity, that the imagination
+has not time to brood long over any disagreeable idea, or sensation. As
+a Frenchman piques himself on his gallantry, he no sooner makes a
+conquest of a female's heart, than he exposes her character, for the
+gratification of his vanity. Nay, if he should miscarry in his schemes,
+he will forge letters and stories, to the ruin of the lady's
+reputation. This is a species of perfidy which one would think should
+render them odious and detestable to the whole sex; but the case is
+otherwise. I beg your pardon, Madam; but women are never better
+pleased, than when they see one another exposed; and every individual
+has such confidence in her own superior charms and discretion, that she
+thinks she can fix the most volatile, and reform the most treacherous
+lover.
+
+If a Frenchman is admitted into your family, and distinguished by
+repeated marks of your friendship and regard, the first return he makes
+for your civilities is to make love to your wife, if she is handsome;
+if not, to your sister, or daughter, or niece. If he suffers a repulse
+from your wife, or attempts in vain to debauch your sister, or your
+daughter, or your niece, he will, rather than not play the traitor with
+his gallantry, make his addresses to your grandmother; and ten to one,
+but in one shape or another, he will find means to ruin the peace of a
+family, in which he has been so kindly entertained. What he cannot
+accomplish by dint of compliment, and personal attendance, he will
+endeavour to effect, by reinforcing these with billets-doux, songs, and
+verses, of which he always makes a provision for such purposes. If he
+is detected in these efforts of treachery, and reproached with his
+ingratitude, he impudently declares, that what he had done was no more
+than simple gallantry, considered in France as an indispensible duty on
+every man who pretended to good breeding. Nay, he will even affirm,
+that his endeavours to corrupt your wife, or your daughter, were the
+most genuine proofs he could give of his particular regard for your
+family.
+
+If a Frenchman is capable of real friendship, it must certainly be the
+most disagreeable present he can possibly make to a man of a true
+English character, You know, Madam, we are naturally taciturn, soon
+tired of impertinence, and much subject to fits of disgust. Your French
+friend intrudes upon you at all hours: he stuns you with his loquacity:
+he teases you with impertinent questions about your domestic and
+private affairs: he attempts to meddle in all your concerns; and forces
+his advice upon you with the most unwearied importunity: he asks the
+price of every thing you wear, and, so sure as you tell him undervalues
+it, without hesitation: he affirms it is in a bad taste, ill-contrived,
+ill-made; that you have been imposed upon both with respect to the
+fashion and the price; that the marquise of this, or the countess of
+that, has one that is perfectly elegant, quite in the bon ton, and yet
+it cost her little more than you gave for a thing that nobody would
+wear.
+
+If there were five hundred dishes at table, a Frenchman will eat of all
+of them, and then complain he has no appetite. This I have several
+times remarked. A friend of mine gained a considerable wager upon an
+experiment of this kind: the petit maitre ate of fourteen different
+plats, besides the dessert; then disparaged the cook, declaring he was
+no better than a marmiton, or turnspit.
+
+The French have the most ridiculous fondness for their hair, and this I
+believe they inherit from their remote ancestors. The first race of
+French kings were distinguished by their long hair, and certainly the
+people of this country consider it as an indispensible ornament. A
+Frenchman will sooner part with his religion than with his hair, which,
+indeed, no consideration will induce him to forego. I know a gentleman
+afflicted with a continual head-ach, and a defluxion on his eyes, who
+was told by his physician that the best chance he had for being cured,
+would be to have his head close shaved, and bathed every day in cold
+water. "How (cried he) cut my hair? Mr. Doctor, your most humble
+servant!" He dismissed his physician, lost his eye-sight, and almost
+his senses, and is now led about with his hair in a bag, and a piece of
+green silk hanging like a screen before his face. Count Saxe, and other
+military writers have demonstrated the absurdity of a soldier's wearing
+a long head of hair; nevertheless, every soldier in this country wears
+a long queue, which makes a delicate mark on his white cloathing; and
+this ridiculous foppery has descended even to the lowest class of
+people. The decrotteur, who cleans your shoes at the corner of the Pont
+Neuf, has a tail of this kind hanging down to his rump, and even the
+peasant who drives an ass loaded with dung, wears his hair en queue,
+though, perhaps, he has neither shirt nor breeches. This is the
+ornament upon which he bestows much time and pains, and in the
+exhibition of which he finds full gratification for his vanity.
+Considering the harsh features of the common people in this country,
+their diminutive stature, their grimaces, and that long appendage, they
+have no small resemblance to large baboons walking upright; and perhaps
+this similitude has helped to entail upon them the ridicule of their
+neighbours.
+
+A French friend tires out your patience with long visits; and, far from
+taking the most palpable hints to withdraw, when he perceives you
+uneasy he observes you are low-spirited, and therefore he will keep you
+company. This perseverance shews that he must either be void of
+penetration, or that his disposition must be truly diabolical. Rather
+than be tormented with such a fiend, a man had better turn him out of
+doors, even though at the hazard of being run thro' the body.
+
+The French are generally counted insincere, and taxed with want of
+generosity. But I think these reproaches are not well founded.
+High-flown professions of friendship and attachment constitute the
+language of common compliment in this country, and are never supposed
+to be understood in the literal acceptation of the words; and, if their
+acts of generosity are but very rare, we ought to ascribe that rarity,
+not so much to a deficiency of generous sentiments, as to their vanity
+and ostentation, which engrossing all their funds, utterly disable them
+from exerting the virtues of beneficence. Vanity, indeed, predominates
+among all ranks, to such a degree, that they are the greatest egotists
+in the world; and the most insignificant individual talks in company
+with the same conceit and arrogance, as a person of the greatest
+importance. Neither conscious poverty nor disgrace will restrain him in
+the least either from assuming his full share of the conversation, or
+making big addresses to the finest lady, whom he has the smallest
+opportunity to approach: nor is he restrained by any other
+consideration whatsoever. It is all one to him whether he himself has a
+wife of his own, or the lady a husband; whether she is designed for the
+cloister, or pre-ingaged to his best friend and benefactor. He takes it
+for granted that his addresses cannot but be acceptable; and, if he
+meets with a repulse, he condemns her taste; but never doubts his own
+qualifications.
+
+I have a great many things to say of their military character, and
+their punctilios of honour, which last are equally absurd and
+pernicious; but as this letter has run to an unconscionable length, I
+shall defer them till another opportunity. Mean-while, I have the
+honour to be, with very particular esteem--Madam, Your most obedient
+servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER VIII
+
+To MR. M--
+
+LYONS, October 19, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I was favoured with yours at Paris, and look upon your
+reproaches as the proof of your friendship. The truth is, I considered
+all the letters I have hitherto written on the subject of my travels,
+as written to your society in general, though they have been addressed
+to one individual of it; and if they contain any thing that can either
+amuse or inform, I desire that henceforth all I send may be freely
+perused by all the members.
+
+With respect to my health, about which you so kindly enquire, I have
+nothing new to communicate. I had reason to think that my bathing in
+the sea at Boulogne produced a good effect, in strengthening my
+relaxed fibres. You know how subject I was to colds in England; that I
+could not stir abroad after sun-set, nor expose myself to the smallest
+damp, nor walk till the least moisture appeared on my skin, without
+being laid up for ten days or a fortnight. At Paris, however, I went
+out every day, with my hat under my arm, though the weather was wet and
+cold: I walked in the garden at Versailles even after it was dark, with
+my head uncovered, on a cold evening, when the ground was far from
+being dry: nay, at Marli, I sauntered above a mile through damp alleys,
+and wet grass: and from none of these risques did I feel the least
+inconvenience.
+
+In one of our excursions we visited the manufacture for porcelain,
+which the king of France has established at the village of St. Cloud,
+on the road to Versailles, and which is, indeed, a noble monument of
+his munificence. It is a very large building, both commodious and
+magnificent, where a great number of artists are employed, and where
+this elegant superfluity is carried to as great perfection as it ever
+was at Dresden. Yet, after all, I know not whether the porcelain made
+at Chelsea may not vie with the productions either of Dresden, or St.
+Cloud. If it falls short of either, it is not in the design, painting,
+enamel, or other ornaments, but only in the composition of the metal,
+and the method of managing it in the furnace. Our porcelain seems to be
+a partial vitrification of levigated flint and fine pipe clay, mixed
+together in a certain proportion; and if the pieces are not removed
+from the fire in the very critical moment, they will be either too
+little, or too much vitrified. In the first case, I apprehend they will
+not acquire a proper degree of cohesion; they will be apt to be
+corroded, discoloured, and to crumble, like the first essays that were
+made at Chelsea; in the second case, they will be little better than
+imperfect glass.
+
+There are three methods of travelling from Paris to Lyons, which, by
+the shortest road is a journey of about three hundred and sixty miles.
+One is by the diligence, or stagecoach, which performs it in five days;
+and every passenger pays one hundred livres, in consideration of which,
+he not only has a seat in the carriage, but is maintained on the road.
+The inconveniences attending this way of travelling are these. You are
+crouded into the carriage, to the number of eight persons, so as to sit
+very uneasy, and sometimes run the risque of being stifled among very
+indifferent company. You are hurried out of bed, at four, three, nay
+often at two o'clock in the morning. You are obliged to eat in the
+French way, which is very disagreeable to an English palate; and, at
+Chalons, you must embark upon the Saone in a boat, which conveys you to
+Lyons, so that the two last days of your journey are by water. All
+these were insurmountable objections to me, who am in such a bad state
+of health, troubled with an asthmatic cough, spitting, slow fever, and
+restlessness, which demands a continual change of place, as well as
+free air, and room for motion. I was this day visited by two young
+gentlemen, sons of Mr. Guastaldi, late minister from Genoa at London. I
+had seen them at Paris, at the house of the dutchess of Douglas. They
+came hither, with their conductor, in the diligence, and assured me,
+that nothing could be more disagreeable than their situation in that
+carriage.
+
+Another way of travelling in this country is to hire a coach and four
+horses; and this method I was inclined to take: but when I went to the
+bureau, where alone these voitures are to be had, I was given to
+understand, that it would cost me six-and-twenty guineas, and travel so
+slow that I should be ten days upon the road. These carriages are let
+by the same persons who farm the diligence; and for this they have an
+exclusive privilege, which makes them very saucy and insolent. When I
+mentioned my servant, they gave me to understand, that I must pay two
+loui'dores more for his seat upon the coach box. As I could not relish
+these terms, nor brook the thoughts of being so long upon the road, I
+had recourse to the third method, which is going post.
+
+In England you know I should have had nothing to do, but to hire a
+couple of post-chaises from stage to stage, with two horses in each;
+but here the case is quite otherwise. The post is farmed from the king,
+who lays travellers under contribution for his own benefit, and has
+published a set of oppressive ordonnances, which no stranger nor native
+dares transgress. The postmaster finds nothing but horses and guides:
+the carriage you yourself must provide. If there are four persons
+within the carriage, you are obliged to have six horses, and two
+postillions; and if your servant sits on the outside, either before or
+behind, you must pay for a seventh. You pay double for the first stage
+from Paris, and twice double for passing through Fontainbleau when the
+court is there, as well as at coming to Lyons, and at leaving this
+city. These are called royal posts, and are undoubtedly a scandalous
+imposition.
+
+There are two post roads from Paris to Lyons, one of sixty-five posts,
+by the way of Moulins; the other of fifty-nine, by the way of Dijon in
+Burgundy. This last I chose, partly to save sixty livres, and partly to
+see the wine harvest of Burgundy, which, I was told, was a season of
+mirth and jollity among all ranks of people. I hired a very good coach
+for ten loui'dores to Lyons, and set out from Paris on the thirteenth
+instant, with six horses, two postillions, and my own servant on
+horseback. We made no stop at Fontainbleau, though the court was there;
+but lay at Moret, which is one stage further, a very paltry little town
+where, however, we found good accommodation.
+
+I shall not pretend to describe the castle or palace of Fontainbleau,
+of which I had only a glimpse in passing; but the forest, in the middle
+of which it stands, is a noble chace of great extent, beautifully wild
+and romantic, well stored with game of all sorts, and abounding with
+excellent timber. It put me in mind of the New Forest in Hampshire; but
+the hills, rocks, and mountains, with which it is diversified, render
+it more agreeable.
+
+The people of this country dine at noon, and travellers always find an
+ordinary prepared at every auberge, or public-house, on the road. Here
+they sit down promiscuously, and dine at so much a head. The usual
+price is thirty sols for dinner, and forty for supper, including
+lodging; for this moderate expence they have two courses and a dessert.
+If you eat in your own apartment, you pay, instead of forty sols,
+three, and in some places, four livres ahead. I and my family could not
+well dispense with our tea and toast in the morning, and had no stomach
+to eat at noon. For my own part, I hate French cookery, and abominate
+garlick, with which all their ragouts, in this part of the country, are
+highly seasoned: we therefore formed a different plan of living upon
+the road. Before we left Paris, we laid in a stock of tea, chocolate,
+cured neats' tongues, and saucissons, or Bologna sausages, both of
+which we found in great perfection in that capital, where, indeed,
+there are excellent provisions of all sorts. About ten in the morning
+we stopped to breakfast at some auberge, where we always found bread,
+butter, and milk. In the mean time, we ordered a poulard or two to be
+roasted, and these, wrapped in a napkin, were put into the boot of the
+coach, together with bread, wine, and water. About two or three in the
+afternoon, while the horses were changing, we laid a cloth upon our
+knees, and producing our store, with a few earthen plates, discussed
+our short meal without further ceremony. This was followed by a dessert
+of grapes and other fruit, which we had also provided. I must own I
+found these transient refreshments much more agreeable than any regular
+meal I ate upon the road. The wine commonly used in Burgundy is so weak
+and thin, that you would not drink it in England. The very best which
+they sell at Dijon, the capital of the province, for three livres a
+bottle, is in strength, and even in flavour, greatly inferior to what I
+have drank in London. I believe all the first growth is either consumed
+in the houses of the noblesse, or sent abroad to foreign markets. I
+have drank excellent Burgundy at Brussels for a florin a bottle; that
+is, little more than twenty pence sterling.
+
+The country from the forest of Fontainbleau to the Lyonnois, through
+which we passed, is rather agreeable than fertile, being part of
+Champagne and the dutchy of Burgundy, watered by three pleasant
+pastoral rivers, the Seine, the Yonne, and the Saone. The flat country
+is laid out chiefly for corn; but produces more rye than wheat. Almost
+all the ground seems to be ploughed up, so that there is little or
+nothing lying fallow. There are very few inclosures, scarce any meadow
+ground, and, so far as I could observe, a great scarcity of cattle. We
+sometimes found it very difficult to procure half a pint of milk for
+our tea. In Burgundy I saw a peasant ploughing the ground with a
+jack-ass, a lean cow, and a he-goat, yoked together. It is generally
+observed, that a great number of black cattle are bred and fed on the
+mountains of Burgundy, which are the highest lands in France; but I saw
+very few. The peasants in France are so wretchedly poor, and so much
+oppressed by their landlords, that they cannot afford to inclose their
+grounds, or give a proper respite to their lands; or to stock their
+farms with a sufficient number of black cattle to produce the necessary
+manure, without which agriculture can never be carried to any degree of
+perfection. Indeed, whatever efforts a few individuals may make for the
+benefit of their own estates, husbandry in France will never be
+generally improved, until the farmer is free and independent.
+
+From the frequency of towns and villages, I should imagine this country
+is very populous; yet it must be owned, that the towns are in general
+thinly inhabited. I saw a good number of country seats and plantations
+near the banks of the rivers, on each side; and a great many convents,
+sweetly situated, on rising grounds, where the air is most pure, and
+the prospect most agreeable. It is surprising to see how happy the
+founders of those religious houses have been in their choice of
+situations, all the world over.
+
+In passing through this country, I was very much struck with the sight
+of large ripe clusters of grapes, entwined with the briars and thorns
+of common hedges on the wayside. The mountains of Burgundy are covered
+with vines from the bottom to the top, and seem to be raised by nature
+on purpose to extend the surface, and to expose it the more
+advantageously to the rays of the sun. The vandange was but just begun,
+and the people were employed in gathering the grapes; but I saw no
+signs of festivity among them. Perhaps their joy was a little damped by
+the bad prospect of their harvest; for they complained that the weather
+had been so unfavourable as to hinder the grapes from ripening. I
+thought, indeed, there was something uncomfortable in seeing the
+vintage thus retarded till the beginning of winter: for, in some parts,
+I found the weather extremely cold; particularly at a place called
+Maison-neuve, where we lay, there was a hard frost, and in the morning
+the pools were covered with a thick crust of ice. My personal
+adventures on the road were such as will not bear a recital. They
+consisted of petty disputes with landladies, post-masters, and
+postillions. The highways seem to be perfectly safe. We did not find
+that any robberies were ever committed, although we did not see one of
+the marechaussee from Paris to Lyons. You know the marechaussee are a
+body of troopers well mounted, maintained in France as safe-guards to
+the public roads. It is a reproach upon England that some such patrol
+is not appointed for the protection of travellers.
+
+At Sens in Champagne, my servant, who had rode on before to bespeak
+fresh horses, told me, that the domestic of another company had been
+provided before him, altho' it was not his turn, as he had arrived
+later at the post. Provoked at this partiality, I resolved to chide the
+post-master, and accordingly addressed myself to a person who stood at
+the door of the auberge. He was a jolly figure, fat and fair, dressed
+in an odd kind of garb, with a gold laced cap on his head, and a
+cambric handkerchief pinned to his middle. The sight of such a
+fantastic petit maitre, in the character of a post-master, increased my
+spleen. I called to him with an air of authority, mixed with
+indignation, and when he came up to the coach, asked in a peremptory
+tone, if he did not understand the king's ordonnance concerning the
+regulation of the posts? He laid his hand upon his breast; but before
+he could make any answer, I pulled out the post-book, and began to
+read, with great vociferation, the article which orders, that the
+traveller who comes first shall be first served. By this time the fresh
+horses being put to the carriage, and the postillions mounted, the
+coach set off all of a sudden, with uncommon speed. I imagined the
+post-master had given the fellows a signal to be gone, and, in this
+persuasion, thrusting my head out at the window, I bestowed some
+epithets upon him, which must have sounded very harsh in the ears of a
+Frenchman. We stopped for a refreshment at a little town called
+Joigne-ville, where (by the bye) I was scandalously imposed upon, and
+even abused by a virago of a landlady; then proceeding to the next
+stage, I was given to understand we could not be supplied with fresh
+horses. Here I perceived at the door of the inn, the same person whom I
+had reproached at Sens. He came up to the coach, and told me, that
+notwithstanding what the guides had said, I should have fresh horses in
+a few minutes. I imagined he was master both of this house and the
+auberge at Sens, between which he passed and repassed occasionally; and
+that he was now desirous of making me amends for the affront he had put
+upon me at the other place. Observing that one of the trunks behind was
+a little displaced, he assisted my servant in adjusting it: then he
+entered into conversation with me, and gave me to understand, that in a
+post-chaise, which we had passed, was an English gentleman on his
+return from Italy. I wanted to know who he was, and when he said he
+could not tell, I asked him, in a very abrupt manner, why he had not
+enquired of his servant. He shrugged up his shoulders, and retired to
+the inn door. Having waited about half an hour, I beckoned to him, and
+when he approached, upbraided him with having told me that I should be
+supplied with fresh horses in a few minutes: he seemed shocked, and
+answered, that he thought he had reason for what he said, observing,
+that it was as disagreeable to him as to me to wait for a relay. As it
+began to rain, I pulled up the glass in his face, and he withdrew again
+to the door, seemingly ruffled at my deportment. In a little time the
+horses arrived, and three of them were immediately put to a very
+handsome post-chaise, into which he stepped, and set out, accompanied
+by a man in a rich livery on horseback. Astonished at this
+circumstance, I asked the hostler who he was, and he replied, that he
+was a man of fashion (un seigneur) who lived in the neighbourhood of
+Auxerre. I was much mortified to find that I had treated a nobleman so
+scurvily, and scolded my own people for not having more penetration
+than myself. I dare say he did not fail to descant upon the brutal
+behaviour of the Englishman; and that my mistake served with him to
+confirm the national reproach of bluntness, and ill breeding, under
+which we lie in this country. The truth is, I was that day more than
+usually peevish, from the bad weather, as well as from the dread of a
+fit of the asthma, with which I was threatened: and I dare say my
+appearance seemed as uncouth to him, as his travelling dress appeared
+to me. I had a grey mourning frock under a wide great coat, a bob wig
+without powder, a very large laced hat, and a meagre, wrinkled,
+discontented countenance.
+
+The fourth night of our journey we lay at Macon, and the next day
+passed through the Lyonnois, which is a fine country, full of towns,
+villages, and gentlemen's houses. In passing through the Maconnois, we
+saw a great many fields of Indian corn, which grows to the height of
+six or seven feet: it is made into flour for the use of the common
+people, and goes by the name of Turkey wheat. Here likewise, as well as
+in Dauphine, they raise a vast quantity of very large pompions, with
+the contents of which they thicken their soup and ragouts.
+
+As we travelled only while the sun was up, on account of my ill health,
+and the post horses in France are in bad order, we seldom exceeded
+twenty leagues a day.
+
+I was directed to a lodging-house at Lyons, which being full they
+shewed us to a tavern, where I was led up three pair of stairs, to an
+apartment consisting of three paltry chambers, for which the people
+demanded twelve livres a day: for dinner and supper they asked
+thirty-two, besides three livres for my servant; so that my daily
+expence would have amounted to about forty-seven livres, exclusive of
+breakfast and coffee in the afternoon. I was so provoked at this
+extortion, that, without answering one word, I drove to another
+auberge, where I now am, and pay at the rate of two-and-thirty livres a
+day, for which I am very badly lodged, and but very indifferently
+entertained. I mention these circumstances to give you an idea of the
+imposition to which strangers are subject in this country. It must be
+owned, however, that in the article of eating, I might save half the
+money by going to the public ordinary; but this is a scheme of
+oeconomy, which (exclusive of other disagreeable circumstances) neither
+my own health, nor that of my wife permits me to embrace. My journey
+from Paris to Lyons, including the hire of the coach, and all expences
+on the road, has cost me, within a few shillings, forty loui'dores.
+From Paris our baggage (though not plombe) was not once examined till
+we arrived in this city, at the gate of which we were questioned by one
+of the searchers, who, being tipt with half a crown, allowed us to
+proceed without further enquiry.
+
+I purposed to stay in Lyons until I should receive some letters I
+expected from London, to be forwarded by my banker at Paris: but the
+enormous expence of living in this manner has determined me to set out
+in a day or two for Montpellier, although that place is a good way out
+of the road to Nice. My reasons for taking that route I shall
+communicate in my next. Mean-while, I am ever,-- Dear Sir, Your
+affectionate and obliged humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER IX
+
+MONTPELLIER, November 5, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--The city of Lyons has been so often and so circumstantially
+described, that I cannot pretend to say any thing new on the subject.
+Indeed, I know very little of it, but what I have read in books; as I
+had but one day to make a tour of the streets, squares, and other
+remarkable places. The bridge over the Rhone seems to be so slightly
+built, that I should imagine it would be one day carried away by that
+rapid river; especially as the arches are so small, that, after great
+rains they are sometimes bouchees, or stopped up; that is, they do not
+admit a sufficient passage for the encreased body of the water. In
+order to remedy this dangerous defect, in some measure, they found an
+artist some years ago, who has removed a middle pier, and thrown two
+arches into one. This alteration they looked upon as a masterpiece in
+architecture, though there is many a common mason in England, who would
+have undertaken and performed the work, without valuing himself much
+upon the enterprize. This bridge, as well as that of St. Esprit, is
+built, not in a strait line across the river, but with a curve, which
+forms a convexity to oppose the current. Such a bend is certainly
+calculated for the better resisting the general impetuosity of the
+stream, and has no bad effect to the eye.
+
+Lyons is a great, populous, and flourishing city but I am surprised to
+find it is counted a healthy place, and that the air of it is esteemed
+favourable to pulmonic disorders. It is situated on the confluence of
+two large rivers, from which there must be a great evaporation, as well
+as from the low marshy grounds, which these rivers often overflow. This
+must render the air moist, frouzy, and even putrid, if it was not well
+ventilated by winds from the mountains of Swisserland; and in the
+latter end of autumn, it must be subject to fogs. The morning we set
+out from thence, the whole city and adjacent plains were covered with
+so thick a fog, that we could not distinguish from the coach the head
+of the foremost mule that drew it. Lyons is said to be very hot in
+summer, and very cold in winter; therefore I imagine must abound with
+inflammatory and intermittent disorders in the spring and fall of the
+year.
+
+My reasons for going to Montpellier, which is out of the strait road to
+Nice, were these. Having no acquaintance nor correspondents in the
+South of France, I had desired my credit might be sent to the same
+house to which my heavy baggage was consigned. I expected to find my
+baggage at Cette, which is the sea-port of Montpellier; and there I
+also hoped to find a vessel, in which I might be transported by sea to
+Nice, without further trouble. I longed to try what effect the boasted
+air of Montpellier would have upon my constitution; and I had a great
+desire to see the famous monuments of antiquity in and about the
+ancient city of Nismes, which is about eight leagues short of
+Montpellier.
+
+At the inn where we lodged, I found a return berline, belonging to
+Avignon, with three mules, which are the animals commonly used for
+carriages in this country. This I hired for five loui'dores. The coach
+was large, commodious, and well-fitted; the mules were strong and in
+good order; and the driver, whose name was Joseph, appeared to be a
+sober, sagacious, intelligent fellow, perfectly well acquainted with
+every place in the South of France. He told me he was owner of the
+coach, but I afterwards learned, he was no other than a hired servant.
+I likewise detected him in some knavery, in the course of our journey;
+and plainly perceived he had a fellow-feeling with the inn-keepers on
+the road; but, in other respects, he was very obliging, serviceable,
+and even entertaining. There are some knavish practices of this kind,
+at which a traveller will do well to shut his eyes, for his own ease
+and convenience. He will be lucky if he has to do with a sensible
+knave, like Joseph, who understood his interest too well to be guilty
+of very flagrant pieces of imposition.
+
+A man, impatient to be at his journey's end, will find this a most
+disagreeable way of travelling. In summer it must be quite intolerable.
+The mules are very sure, but very slow. The journey seldom exceeds
+eight leagues, about four and twenty miles a day: and as those people
+have certain fixed stages, you are sometimes obliged to rise in a
+morning before day; a circumstance very grievous to persons in ill
+health. These inconveniences, however, were over-balanced by other
+agreemens. We no, sooner quitted Lyons, than we got into summer
+weather, and travelling through a most romantic country, along the
+banks of the Rhone, had opportunities (from the slowness of our pace)
+to contemplate its beauties at leisure.
+
+The rapidity of the Rhone is, in a great measure, owing to its being
+confined within steep banks on each side. These are formed almost
+through its whole course, by a double chain of mountains, which rise
+with all abrupt ascent from both banks of the river. The mountains are
+covered with vineyards, interspersed with small summer-houses, and in
+many places they are crowned with churches, chapels, and convents,
+which add greatly to the romantic beauty of the prospect. The highroad,
+as far as Avignon, lies along the side of the river, which runs almost
+in a straight line, and affords great convenience for inland commerce.
+Travellers, bound to the southern parts of France, generally embark in
+the diligence at Lyons, and glide down this river with great velocity,
+passing a great number of towns and villages on each side, where they
+find ordinaries every day at dinner and supper. In good weather, there
+is no danger in this method of travelling, 'till you come to the Pont
+St. Esprit, where the stream runs through the arches with such
+rapidity, that the boat is sometimes overset. But those passengers who
+are under any apprehension are landed above-bridge, and taken in again,
+after the boat has passed, just in the same manner as at London Bridge.
+The boats that go up the river are drawn against the stream by oxen,
+which swim through one of the arches of this bridge, the driver sitting
+between the horns of the foremost beast. We set out from Lyons early on
+Monday morning, and as a robbery had been a few days before committed
+in that neighbourhood, I ordered my servant to load my musquetoon with
+a charge of eight balls. By the bye, this piece did not fail to attract
+the curiosity and admiration of the people in every place through which
+we passed. The carriage no sooner halted, than a crowd immediately
+surrounded the man to view the blunderbuss, which they dignified with
+the title of petit canon. At Nuys in Burgundy, he fired it in the air,
+and the whole mob dispersed, and scampered off like a flock of sheep.
+In our journey hither, we generally set out in a morning at eight
+o'clock, and travelled 'till noon, when the mules were put up and
+rested a couple of hours. During this halt, Joseph went to dinner, and
+we went to breakfast, after which we ordered provision for our
+refreshment in the coach, which we took about three or four in the
+afternoon, halting for that purpose, by the side of some transparent
+brook, which afforded excellent water to mix with our wine. In this
+country I was almost poisoned with garlic, which they mix in their
+ragouts, and all their sauces; nay, the smell of it perfumes the very
+chambers, as well as every person you approach. I was also very sick of
+been ficas, grives, or thrushes, and other little birds, which are
+served up twice a day at all ordinaries on the road. They make their
+appearance in vine-leaves, and are always half raw, in which condition
+the French choose to eat them, rather than run the risque of losing the
+juice by over-roasting.
+
+The peasants on the South of France are poorly clad, and look as if
+they were half-starved, diminutive, swarthy, and meagre; and yet the
+common people who travel, live luxuriously on the road. Every carrier
+and mule-driver has two meals a day, consisting each of a couple of
+courses and a dessert, with tolerable small wine. That which is called
+hermitage, and grows in this province of Dauphine, is sold on the spot
+for three livres a bottle. The common draught, which you have at meals
+in this country, is remarkably strong, though in flavour much inferior
+to that of Burgundy. The accommodation is tolerable, though they demand
+(even in this cheap country) the exorbitant price of four livres a head
+for every meal, of those who choose to eat in their own apartments. I
+insisted, however, upon paying them with three, which they received,
+though not without murmuring and seeming discontented. In this journey,
+we found plenty of good mutton, pork, poultry, and game, including the
+red partridge, which is near twice as big as the partridge of England.
+Their hares are likewise surprisingly large and juicy. We saw great
+flocks of black turkeys feeding in the fields, but no black cattle; and
+milk was so scarce, that sometimes we were obliged to drink our tea
+without it.
+
+One day perceiving a meadow on the side of the road, full of a flower
+which I took to be the crocus, I desired my servant to alight and pull
+some of them. He delivered the musquetoon to Joseph, who began to
+tamper with it, and off it went with a prodigious report, augmented by
+an eccho from the mountains that skirted the road. The mules were so
+frightened, that they went off at the gallop; and Joseph, for some
+minutes, could neither manage the reins, nor open his mouth. At length
+he recollected himself, and the cattle were stopt, by the assistance of
+the servant, to whom he delivered the musquetoon, with a significant
+shake of the head. Then alighting from the box, he examined the heads
+of his three mules, and kissed each of them in his turn. Finding they
+had received no damage, he came up to the coach, with a pale visage and
+staring eyes, and said it was God's mercy he had not killed his beasts.
+I answered, that it was a greater mercy he had not killed his
+passengers; for the muzzle of the piece might have been directed our
+way as well as any other, and in that case Joseph might have been
+hanged for murder. "I had as good be hanged (said he) for murder, as be
+ruined by the loss of my cattle." This adventure made such an
+impression upon him, that he recounted it to every person we met; nor
+would he ever touch the blunderbuss from that day. I was often diverted
+with the conversation of this fellow, who was very arch and very
+communicative. Every afternoon, he used to stand upon the foot-board,
+at the side of the coach, and discourse with us an hour together.
+Passing by the gibbet of Valencia, which stands very near the
+high-road, we saw one body hanging quite naked, and another lying
+broken on the wheel. I recollected, that Mandrin had suffered in this
+place, and calling to Joseph to mount the foot-board, asked if he had
+ever seen that famous adventurer. At mention of the name of Mandrin,
+the tear started in Joseph's eye, he discharged a deep sigh, or rather
+groan, and told me he was his dear friend. I was a little startled at
+this declaration; however, I concealed my thoughts, and began to ask
+questions about the character and exploits of a man who had made such
+noise in the world.
+
+He told me, Mandrin was a native of Valencia, of mean extraction: that
+he had served as a soldier in the army, and afterwards acted as
+maltotier, or tax-gatherer: that at length he turned contrebandier, or
+smuggler, and by his superior qualities, raised himself to the command
+of a formidable gang, consisting of five hundred persons well armed
+with carbines and pistols. He had fifty horses for his troopers, and
+three hundred mules for the carriage of his merchandize. His
+head-quarters were in Savoy: but he made incursions into Dauphine, and
+set the marechaussee at defiance. He maintained several bloody
+skirmishes with these troopers, as well as with other regular
+detachments, and in all those actions signalized himself by his courage
+and conduct. Coming up at one time with fifty of the marechaussee who
+were in quest of him, he told them very calmly, he had occasion for
+their horses and acoutrements, and desired them to dismount. At that
+instant his gang appeared, and the troopers complied with his request,
+without making the least opposition. Joseph said he was as generous as
+he was brave, and never molested travellers, nor did the least injury
+to the poor; but, on the contrary, relieved them very often. He used to
+oblige the gentlemen in the country to take his merchandize, his
+tobacco, brandy, and muslins, at his own price; and, in the same
+manner, he laid the open towns under contribution. When he had no
+merchandize, he borrowed money off them upon the credit of what he
+should bring when he was better provided. He was at last betrayed, by
+his wench, to the colonel of a French regiment, who went with a
+detachment in the night to the place where he lay in Savoy, and
+surprized him in a wood-house, while his people were absent in
+different parts of the country. For this intrusion, the court of France
+made an apology to the king of Sardinia, in whose territories he was
+taken. Mandrin being conveyed to Valencia, his native place, was for
+some time permitted to go abroad, under a strong guard, with chains
+upon his legs; and here he conversed freely with all sorts of people,
+flattering himself with the hopes of a pardon, in which, however, he
+was disappointed. An order came from court to bring him to his trial,
+when he was found guilty, and condemned to be broke on the wheel.
+Joseph said he drank a bottle of wine with him the night before his
+execution. He bore his fate with great resolution, observing that if
+the letter which he had written to the King had been delivered, he
+certainly should have obtained his Majesty's pardon. His executioner
+was one of his own gang, who was pardoned on condition of performing
+this office. You know, that criminals broke upon the wheel are first
+strangled, unless the sentence imports, that they shall be broke alive.
+As Mandrin had not been guilty of cruelty in the course of his
+delinquency, he was indulged with this favour. Speaking to the
+executioner, whom he had formerly commanded, "Joseph (dit il), je ne
+veux pas que tu me touche, jusqu'a ce que je sois roid mort," "Joseph,"
+said he, "thou shalt not touch me till I am quite dead."--Our driver
+had no sooner pronounced these words, than I was struck with a
+suspicion, that he himself was the executioner of his friend Mandrin.
+On that suspicion, I exclaimed, "Ah! ah! Joseph!" The fellow blushed up
+to the eyes, and said, Oui, son nom etoit Joseph aussi bien que le
+mien, "Yes, he was called Joseph, as I am." I did not think proper to
+prosecute the inquiry; but did not much relish the nature of Joseph's
+connexions. The truth is, he had very much the looks of a ruffian;
+though, I must own, his behaviour was very obliging and submissive.
+
+On the fifth day of our journey, in the morning, we passed the famous
+bridge at St. Esprit, which to be sure is a great curiosity, from its
+length, and the number of its arches: but these arches are too small:
+the passage above is too narrow; and the whole appears to be too
+slight, considering the force and impetuosity of the river. It is not
+comparable to the bridge at Westminster, either for beauty or solidity.
+Here we entered Languedoc, and were stopped to have our baggage
+examined; but the searcher, being tipped with a three-livre piece,
+allowed it to pass. Before we leave Dauphine, I must observe, that I
+was not a little surprized to see figs and chestnuts growing in the
+open fields, at the discretion of every passenger. It was this day I
+saw the famous Pont du Garde; but as I cannot possibly include, in this
+letter, a description of that beautiful bridge, and of the other
+antiquities belonging to Nismes, I will defer it till the next
+opportunity, being, in the mean time, with equal truth and
+affection,--Dear Sir, Your obliged humble Servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER X
+
+MONTPELLIER, November 10, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--By the Pont St. Esprit we entered the province of Languedoc,
+and breakfasted at Bagniole, which is a little paltry town; from
+whence, however, there is an excellent road through a mountain, made at
+a great expence, and extending about four leagues. About five in the
+afternoon, I had the first glimpse of the famous Pont du Garde, which
+stands on the right hand, about the distance of a league from the
+post-road to Nismes, and about three leagues from that city. I would
+not willingly pass for a false enthusiast in taste; but I cannot help
+observing, that from the first distant view of this noble monument,
+till we came near enough to see it perfectly, I felt the strongest
+emotions of impatience that I had ever known; and obliged our driver to
+put his mules to the full gallop, in the apprehension that it would be
+dark before we reached the place. I expected to find the building, in
+some measure, ruinous; but was agreeably disappointed, to see it look
+as fresh as the bridge at Westminster. The climate is either so pure
+and dry, or the free-stone, with which it is built, so hard, that the
+very angles of them remain as acute as if they had been cut last year.
+Indeed, some large stones have dropped out of the arches; but the whole
+is admirably preserved, and presents the eye with a piece of
+architecture, so unaffectedly elegant, so simple, and majestic, that I
+will defy the most phlegmatic and stupid spectator to behold it without
+admiration. It was raised in the Augustan age, by the Roman colony of
+Nismes, to convey a stream of water between two mountains, for the use
+of that city. It stands over the river Gardon, which is a beautiful
+pastoral stream, brawling among rocks, which form a number of pretty
+natural cascades, and overshadowed on each side with trees and shrubs,
+which greatly add to the rural beauties of the scene. It rises in the
+Cevennes, and the sand of it produces gold, as we learn from Mr.
+Reaumur, in his essay on this subject, inserted in the French Memoirs,
+for the year 1718. If I lived at Nismes, or Avignon (which last city is
+within four short leagues of it) I should take pleasure in forming
+parties to come hither, in summer, to dine under one of the arches of
+the Pont du Garde, on a cold collation.
+
+This work consists of three bridges, or tire of arches, one above
+another; the first of six, the second of eleven, and the third of
+thirty-six. The height, comprehending the aqueduct on the top, amounts
+to 174 feet three inches: the length between the two mountains, which
+it unites, extends to 723. The order of architecture is the Tuscan, but
+the symmetry of it is inconceivable. By scooping the bases of the
+pilasters, of the second tire of arches, they had made a passage for
+foot-travellers: but though the antients far excelled us in beauty,
+they certainly fell short of the moderns in point of conveniency. The
+citizens of Avignon have, in this particular, improved the Roman work
+with a new bridge, by apposition, constructed on the same plan with
+that of the lower tire of arches, of which indeed it seems to be a
+part, affording a broad and commodious passage over the river, to
+horses and carriages of all kinds. The aqueduct, for the continuance of
+which this superb work was raised, conveyed a stream of sweet water
+from the fountain of Eure, near the city of Uzes, and extended near six
+leagues in length.
+
+In approaching Nismes, you see the ruins of a Roman tower, built on the
+summit of a hill, which over-looks the city. It seems to have been
+intended, at first, as a watch, or signal-tower, though, in the sequel,
+it was used as a fortress: what remains of it, is about ninety feet
+high; the architecture of the Doric order. I no sooner alighted at the
+inn, than I was presented with a pamphlet, containing an account of
+Nismes and its antiquities, which every stranger buys. There are
+persons too who attend in order to shew the town, and you will always
+be accosted by some shabby antiquarian, who presents you with medals
+for sale, assuring you they are genuine antiques, and were dug out of
+the ruins of the Roman temple and baths. All those fellows are cheats;
+and they have often laid under contribution raw English travellers, who
+had more money than discretion. To such they sell the vilest and most
+common trash: but when they meet with a connoisseur, they produce some
+medals which are really valuable and curious.
+
+Nismes, antiently called Nemausis, was originally a colony of Romans,
+settled by Augustus Caesar, after the battle of Actium. It is still of
+considerable extent, and said to contain twelve thousand families; but
+the number seems, by this account, to be greatly exaggerated. Certain
+it is, the city must have been formerly very extensive, as appears from
+the circuit of the antient walls, the remains of which are still to be
+seen. Its present size is not one third of its former extent. Its
+temples, baths, statues, towers, basilica, and amphitheatre, prove it
+to have been a city of great opulence and magnificence. At present, the
+remains of these antiquities are all that make it respectable or
+remarkable; though here are manufactures of silk and wool, carried on
+with good success. The water necessary for these works is supplied by a
+source at the foot of the rock, upon which the tower is placed; and
+here were discovered the ruins of Roman baths, which had been formed
+and adorned with equal taste and magnificence. Among the rubbish they
+found a vast profusion of columns, vases, capitals, cornices,
+inscriptions, medals, statues, and among other things, the finger of a
+colossal statue in bronze, which, according to the rules of proportion,
+must have been fifteen feet high. From these particulars, it appears
+that the edifices must have been spacious and magnificent. Part of a
+tesselated pavement still remains. The antient pavement of the bath is
+still intire; all the rubbish has been cleared away; and the baths, in
+a great measure, restored on the old plan, though they are not at
+present used for any thing but ornament. The water is collected into
+two vast reservoirs, and a canal built and lined with hewn stone. There
+are three handsome bridges thrown over this vast canal. It contains a
+great body of excellent water, which by pipes and other small branching
+canals, traverses the town, and is converted to many different purposes
+of oeconomy and manufacture. Between the Roman bath and these great
+canals, the ground is agreeably laid out in pleasure-walks. for the
+recreation of the inhabitants. Here are likewise ornaments of
+architecture, which savour much more of French foppery, than of the
+simplicity and greatness of the antients. It is very surprizing, that
+this fountain should produce such a great body of water, as fills the
+basin of the source, the Roman basin, two large deep canals three
+hundred feet in length, two vast basins that make part of the great
+canal, which is eighteen hundred feet long, eighteen feet deep, and
+forty-eight feet broad. When I saw it, there was in it about eight or
+nine feet of water, transparent as crystal. It must be observed,
+however, for the honour of French cleanliness, that in the Roman basin,
+through which this noble stream of water passes, I perceived two
+washerwomen at work upon children's clouts and dirty linnen. Surprized,
+and much disgusted at this filthy phaenomenon, I asked by what means,
+and by whose permission, those dirty hags had got down into the basin,
+in order to contaminate the water at its fountain-head; and understood
+they belonged to the commandant of the place, who had keys of the
+subterranean passage.
+
+Fronting the Roman baths are the ruins of an antient temple, which,
+according to tradition, was dedicated to Diana: but it has been
+observed by connoisseurs, that all the antient temples of this goddess
+were of the Ionic order; whereas, this is partly Corinthian, and partly
+composite. It is about seventy foot long, and six and thirty in
+breadth, arched above, and built of large blocks of stone, exactly
+joined together without any cement. The walls are still standing, with
+three great tabernacles at the further end, fronting the entrance. On
+each side, there are niches in the intercolumniation of the walls,
+together with pedestals and shafts of pillars, cornices, and an
+entablature, which indicate the former magnificence of the building. It
+was destroyed during the civil war that raged in the reign of Henry
+III. of France.
+
+It is amazing, that the successive irruptions of barbarous nations, of
+Goths, Vandals, and Moors; of fanatic croisards, still more sanguinary
+and illiberal than those Barbarians, should have spared this temple, as
+well as two other still more noble monuments of architecture, that to
+this day adorn the city of Nismes: I mean the amphitheatre and the
+edifice, called Maison Carree--The former of these is counted the
+finest monument of the kind, now extant; and was built in the reign of
+Antoninus Pius, who contributed a large sum of money towards its
+erection. It is of an oval figure, one thousand and eighty feet in
+circumference, capacious enough to hold twenty thousand spectators. The
+architecture is of the Tuscan order, sixty feet high, composed of two
+open galleries, built one over another, consisting each of threescore
+arcades. The entrance into the arena was by four great gates, with
+porticos; and the seats, of which there were thirty, rising one above
+another, consisted of great blocks of stone, many of which still
+remain. Over the north gate, appear two bulls, in alto-relievo,
+extremely well executed, emblems which, according to the custom of the
+Romans, signified that the amphitheatre was erected at the expence of
+the people. There are in other parts of it some work in bas-relief, and
+heads or busts but indifferently carved. It stands in the lower part of
+the town, and strikes the spectator with awe and veneration. The
+external architecture is almost intire in its whole circuit; but the
+arena is filled up with houses--This amphitheatre was fortified as a
+citadel by the Visigoths, in the beginning of the sixth century. They
+raised within it a castle, two towers of which are still extant; and
+they surrounded it with a broad and deep fossee, which was filled up in
+the thirteenth century. In all the subsequent wars to which this city
+was exposed, it served as the last resort of the citizens, and
+sustained a great number of successive attacks; so that its
+preservation is almost miraculous. It is likely, however, to suffer
+much more from the Gothic avarice of its own citizens, some of whom are
+mutilating it every day, for the sake of the stones, which they employ
+in their own private buildings. It is surprizing, that the King's
+authority has not been exerted to put an end to such sacrilegious
+violation.
+
+If the amphitheatre strikes you with an idea of greatness, the Maison
+Carree enchants you with the most exquisite beauties of architecture
+and sculpture. This is an edifice, supposed formerly to have been
+erected by Adrian, who actually built a basilica in this city, though
+no vestiges of it remain: but the following inscription, which was
+discovered on the front of it, plainly proves, that it was built by the
+inhabitants of Nismes, in honour of Caius and Lucius Caesar, the
+grandchildren of Augustus by his daughter Julia, the wife of Agrippa.
+
+ C. CAESARI. AVGVSTI. F. COS.
+ L CAESARI. AVGMI. F. COS.
+ DESIGNATO.
+ PRINCIPIBVS IVVENTUTIS.
+
+To Caius and Lucius Caesar, sons of Augustus, consuls elect, Princes of
+the Roman youth.
+
+This beautiful edifice, which stands upon a pediment six feet high, is
+eighty-two feet long, thirty-five broad, and thirty-seven high, without
+reckoning the pediment. The body of it is adorned with twenty columns
+engaged in the wall, and the peristyle, which is open, with ten
+detached pillars that support the entablature. They are all of the
+Corinthian order, fluted and embellished with capitals of the most
+exquisite sculpture, the frize and cornice are much admired, and the
+foliage is esteemed inimitable. The proportions of the building are so
+happily united, as to give it an air of majesty and grandeur, which the
+most indifferent spectator cannot behold without emotion. A man needs
+not be a connoisseur in architecture, to enjoy these beauties. They are
+indeed so exquisite that you may return to them every day with a fresh
+appetite for seven years together. What renders them the more curious,
+they are still entire, and very little affected, either by the ravages
+of time, or the havoc of war. Cardinal Alberoni declared, that it was a
+jewel that deserved a cover of gold to preserve it from external
+injuries. An Italian painter, perceiving a small part of the roof
+repaired by modern French masonry, tore his hair, and exclaimed in a
+rage, "Zounds! what do I see? harlequin's hat on the head of Augustus!"
+
+Without all doubt it is ravishingly beautiful. The whole world cannot
+parallel it; and I am astonished to see it standing entire, like the
+effects of inchantment, after such a succession of ages, every one more
+barbarous than another. The history of the antiquities of Nismes takes
+notice of a grotesque statue, representing two female bodies and legs,
+united under the head of an old man; but, as it does not inform us
+where it is kept, I did not see it.
+
+The whole country of Languedoc is shaded with olive trees, the fruit of
+which begins to ripen, and appears as black as sloes; those they pickle
+are pulled green, and steeped for some time in a lye made of quick lime
+or wood ashes, which extracts the bitter taste, and makes the fruit
+tender. Without this preparation it is not eatable. Under the olive and
+fig trees, they plant corn and vines, so that there is not an inch of
+ground unlaboured: but here are no open fields, meadows, or cattle to
+be seen. The ground is overloaded; and the produce of it crowded to
+such a degree, as to have a bad effect upon the eye, impressing the
+traveller with the ideas of indigence and rapacity. The heat in summer
+is so excessive, that cattle would find no green forage, every blade of
+grass being parched up and destroyed. The weather was extremely hot
+when we entered Montpellier, and put up at the Cheval Blanc, counted
+the best auberge in the place, tho' in fact it is a most wretched
+hovel, the habitation of darkness, dirt, and imposition. Here I was
+obliged to pay four livres a meal for every person in my family, and
+two livres at night for every bed, though all in the same room: one
+would imagine that the further we advance to the southward the living
+is the dearer, though in fact every article of housekeeping is cheaper
+in Languedoc than many other provinces of France. This imposition is
+owing to the concourse of English who come hither, and, like simple
+birds of passage, allow themselves to be plucked by the people of the
+country, who know their weak side, and make their attacks accordingly.
+They affect to believe, that all the travellers of our country are
+grand seigneurs, immensely rich and incredibly generous; and we are
+silly enough to encourage this opinion, by submitting quietly to the
+most ridiculous extortion, as well as by committing acts of the most
+absurd extravagance. This folly of the English, together with a
+concourse of people from different quarters, who come hither for the
+re-establishment of their health, has rendered Montpellier one of the
+dearest places in the South of France. The city, which is but small,
+stands upon a rising ground fronting the Mediterranean, which is about
+three leagues to the southward: on the other side is an agreeable
+plain, extending about the same distance towards the mountains of the
+Cevennes. The town is reckoned well built, and what the French call
+bien percee; yet the streets are in general narrow, and the houses
+dark. The air is counted salutary in catarrhous consumptions, from its
+dryness and elasticity: but too sharp in cases of pulmonary imposthumes.
+
+It was at Montpellier that we saw for the first time any signs of that
+gaiety and mirth for which the people of this country are celebrated.
+In all other places through which we passed since our departure from
+Lyons, we saw nothing but marks of poverty and chagrin. We entered
+Montpellier on a Sunday, when the people were all dressed in their best
+apparel. The streets were crowded; and a great number of the better
+sort of both sexes sat upon stone seats at their doors, conversing with
+great mirth and familiarity. These conversations lasted the greatest
+part of the night; and many of them were improved with musick both
+vocal and instrumental: next day we were visited by the English
+residing in the place, who always pay this mark of respect to new
+comers. They consist of four or five families, among whom I could pass
+the winter very agreeably, if the state of my health and other reasons
+did not call me away.
+
+Mr. L-- had arrived two days before me, troubled with the same
+asthmatic disorder, under which I have laboured so long. He told me he
+had been in quest of me ever since he left England. Upon comparing
+notes, I found he had stopped at the door of a country inn in Picardy,
+and drank a glass of wine and water, while I was at dinner up stairs;
+nay, he had even spoke to my servant, and asked who was his master, and
+the man, not knowing him, replied, he was a gentleman from Chelsea. He
+had walked by the door of the house where I lodged at Paris, twenty
+times, while I was in that city; and the very day before he arrived at
+Montpellier, he had passed our coach on the road.
+
+The garrison of this city consists of two battalions, one of which is
+the Irish regiment of Berwick, commanded by lieutenant colonel Tents, a
+gentleman with whom we contracted an acquaintance at Boulogne. He
+treats us with great politeness, and indeed does every thing in his
+power to make the place agreeable to us. The duke of Fitz-James, the
+governor, is expected here in a little time. We have already a
+tolerable concert twice a week; there will be a comedy in the winter;
+and the states of Provence assemble in January, so that Montpellier
+will be extremely gay and brilliant. These very circumstances would
+determine me to leave it. I have not health to enjoy these pleasures: I
+cannot bear a croud of company such as pours in upon us unexpectedly at
+all hours; and I foresee, that in staying at Montpellier, I should be
+led into an expence, which I can ill afford. I have therefore forwarded
+the letter I received from general P--n, to Mr. B--d, our consul at
+Nice, signifying my intention of going thither, and explaining the kind
+of accommodation I would choose to have at that place.
+
+The day after our arrival, I procured tolerable lodgings in the High
+Street, for which I pay fifty sols, something more than two shillings
+per day; and I am furnished with two meals a day by a traiteur for ten
+livres: but he finds neither the wine nor the dessert; and indeed we
+are but indifferently served. Those families who reside here find their
+account in keeping house. Every traveller who comes to this, or any
+other, town in France with a design to stay longer than a day or two,
+ought to write beforehand to his correspondent to procure furnished
+lodgings, to which he may be driven immediately, without being under
+the necessity of lying in an execrable inn; for all the inns of this
+country are execrable.
+
+My baggage is not yet arrived by the canal of Languedoc; but that gives
+me no disturbance, as it is consigned to the care of Mr. Ray, an
+English merchant and banker of this place; a gentleman of great probity
+and worth, from whom I have received repeated marks of uncommon
+friendship and hospitality.
+
+The next time you hear of me will be from Nice: mean-while, I remain
+always,--Dear Sir, Your affectionate humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XI
+
+MONTPELLIER, November 12.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR--I flattered myself with the hope of much amusement during
+my short stay at Montpellier.--The University, the Botanical Garden,
+the State of Physic in this part of the world, and the information I
+received of a curious collection of manuscripts, among which I hoped to
+find something for our friend Dr. H--r; all these particulars promised
+a rich fund of entertainment, which, however, I cannot enjoy.
+
+A few days after my arrival, it began to rain with a southerly wind,
+and continued without ceasing the best part of a week, leaving the air
+so loaded with vapours, that there was no walking after sun-set;
+without being wetted by the dew almost to the skin. I have always found
+a cold and damp atmosphere the most unfavourable of any to my
+constitution. My asthmatical disorder. which had not given me much
+disturbance since I left Boulogne, became now very troublesome,
+attended with fever, cough spitting, and lowness of spirits; and I
+wasted visibly every day. I was favoured with the advice of Dr.
+Fitzmaurice, a very worthy sensible physician settled in this place:
+but I had the curiosity to know the opinion of the celebrated professor
+F--, who is the Boerhaave of Montpellier. The account I had of his
+private character and personal deportment, from some English people to
+whom he was well known, left me no desire to converse with him: but I
+resolved to consult with him on paper. This great lanthorn of medicine
+is become very rich and very insolent; and in proportion as his wealth
+increases, he is said to grow the more rapacious. He piques himself
+upon being very slovenly, very blunt, and very unmannerly; and perhaps
+to these qualifications be owes his reputation rather than to any
+superior skill in medicine. I have known them succeed in our own
+country; and seen a doctor's parts estimated by his brutality and
+presumption.
+
+F-- is in his person and address not unlike our old acquaintance Dr.
+Sm--ie; he stoops much, dodges along, and affects to speak the Patois,
+which is a corruption of the old Provencial tongue, spoken by the
+vulgar in Languedoc and Provence. Notwithstanding his great age and
+great wealth, he will still scramble up two pair of stairs for a fee of
+six livres; and without a fee he will give his advice to no person
+whatsoever.
+
+He is said to have great practice in the venereal branch and to be
+frequented by persons of both sexes infected with this distemper, not
+only from every part of France, but also from Spain, Italy, Germany,
+and England. I need say nothing of the Montpellier method of cure,
+which is well known at London; but I have some reason to think the
+great professor F--, has, like the famous Mrs. Mapp, the bone-setter,
+cured many patients that were never diseased.
+
+Be that as it may, I sent my valet de place, who was his townsman and
+acquaintance, to his house, with the following case, and a loui'dore.
+
+Annum aetatis, post quadragesimum, tertium, Temperamentum humidum,
+crassum, pituitarepletum, catarrhis saepissime profligatum. Catarrhus,
+febre, anxietate et dyspnoea, nunquam non comitatus. Irritatio
+membranae piuitariae trachaealis, tussim initio aridam, siliquosam,
+deinde vero excreationem copiosam excitat: sputum albumini ovi
+simillimum.
+
+Accedente febre, urina pallida, limpida: ad akmen flagrante, colorem
+rubrum, subflavum induit: coctione peracta, sedimentum lateritium
+deponit.
+
+Appetitus raro deest: digestio segnior sed secura, non autem sine ructu
+perfecta. Alvus plerumque stipata: excretio intestinalis minima,
+ratione ingestorum habita. Pulsus frequens, vacillans, exilis,
+quandoquidem etiam intermittens.
+
+Febre una extincta, non deficit altera. Aliaque et eadem statim
+nascitur. Aer paulo frigidior, vel humidior, vestimentum inusitatum
+indutum; exercitatio paulullum nimia; ambulatio, equitatio, in quovis
+vehiculo jactatio; haec omnia novos motus suscitant. Systema nervosum
+maxime irritabile, organos patitur. Ostiola in cute hiantia, materiei
+perspirabili, exitum praebentia, clauduntur. Materies obstructa
+cumulatur; sanguine aliisque humoribus circumagitur: fit plethora.
+Natura opprimi nolens, excessus huius expulsionem conatur. Febris nova
+accenditur. Pars oneris, in membranam trachaealem laxatam ac
+debilitatam transfertur. Glandulae pituitariae turgentes bronchia
+comprimunt. Liber aeri transitus negatur: hinc respiratio difficilis.
+Hac vero translatione febris minuitur: interdiu remittitur. Dyspnoea
+autem aliaque symptomata vere hypochondriaca, recedere nolunt. Vespere
+febris exacerbatur. Calor, inquietudo, anxietas et asthma, per noctem
+grassantur. Ita quotidie res agitur, donec. Vis vitae paulatim crisim
+efficit. Seminis joctura, sive in somniis effusi, seu in gremio veneris
+ejaculati, inter causas horum malorum nec non numeretur.
+
+Quibusdam abhinc annis, exercitationibus juvenilibus subito remissis,
+in vitam sedentariam lapsum. Animo in studia severiora converso, fibre
+gradatim laxabantur. Inter legendum, et scribendum inclinato corpore in
+pectus malum, ruebat. Morbo ingruenti affectio scorbutica auxilium
+tulit. Invasio prima nimium aspernata. Venientibus hostibus non
+occursum. Cunctando res non restituta. Remedia convenientia stomachus
+perhorrescebat. Gravescente dyspnoea phlebotomia frustra tentata.
+Sanguinis missione vis vitae diminuta: fiebat pulsitis debilior,
+respiratio difficilior. In pejus ruunt omnia. Febris anomala in
+febriculam continuam mutata. Dyspnoea confirmata. Fibrarum compages
+soluta. Valetudo penitus eversa.
+
+His agitatus furiis, aeger ad mare provolat: in fluctus se precipitem,
+dat: periculum factum spem non fefellit: decies iteratum, felix
+faustumque evasit. Elater novus fibris conciliatur. Febricula fugatur.
+Acris dyspnoea solvitur. Beneficium dextra ripa partum, sinistra
+perditum. Superficie corporis, aquae marine frigore et pondere,
+compressa et contracta, interstitia fibrarum occluduntur: particulis
+incrementi novis partes abrasas reficientibus, locus non datur.
+Nutritio corporis, via pristina clausa, qua data porta ruit: in
+membranam pulmonum, minus firmatam facile fertur, et glandulis per
+sputum rejicitur.
+
+Hieme pluviosa, regnante dolores renovantur; tametsi tempore sereno
+equitatio profuit. Aestate morbus vix ullum progrediebatur. Autumno,
+valetudine plus declinata, thermis Bathoniensibus solatium haud frustra
+quaesitum. Aqua ista mire medicata, externe aeque ac interne adhibita,
+malis levamen attulit. Hiems altera, frigida, horrida, diuturna,
+innocua tamen successit. Vere novo casus atrox diras procellas animo
+immisit: toto corpore, tota mente tumultuatur. Patria relicta,
+tristitia, sollecitudo, indignatio, et saevissima recordatio sequuntur.
+Inimici priores furore inveterato revertuntur. Rediit febris hectica:
+rediit asthma cum anxietate, tusse et dolore lateris lancinanti.
+
+Desperatis denique rebus, iterum ad mare, veluti ad anceps remedium
+recurritur. Balneum hoc semper benignum. Dolor statim avolat. Tertio
+die febris, retrocessit. Immersio quotidiana antemeridiana, ad vices
+quinquaginta repetita, symptomata graviora subjugavit.-- Manet vero
+tabes pituitaria: manet temperamentum in catarrhos proclive. Corpus
+macrescit. Vires delabuntur.
+
+The professor's eyes sparkled at sight of the fee; and he desired the
+servant to call next morning for his opinion of the case, which
+accordingly I received in these words:
+
+"On voit par cette relation que monsieur le consultant dont on n'a pas
+juge a propos de dire l'age, mais qui nous paroit etre adulte et d'un
+age passablement avance, a ete sujet cy devant a des rhumes frequens
+accompagnes de fievre; on ne detaille point (aucune epoque), on parle
+dans la relation d'asthme auquel il a ete sujet, de scorbut ou
+affection scorbutique dont on ne dit pas les symptomes. On nous fait
+scavoir qu'il s'est bien trouve de l'immersion dans l'eau de la mer, et
+des eaux de Bath.
+
+"On dit a present qu'il a une fievre pituitaire sans dire depuis
+combien de temps. Qu'il lui reste toujours son temperament enclin aux
+catharres. Que le corps maigrit, et que les forces se perdent. On ne
+dit point s'il y a des exacerbations dans cette fievre ou non, si le
+malade a appetit ou non, s'il tousse ou non, s'il crache ou non, en un
+mot on n'entre dans aucun detail sur ces objets, sur quoi le conseil
+soussigne estime que monsieur le consultant est en fievre lente, et que
+vraisemblable le poumon souffre de quelque tubercules qui peut-etre
+sont en fonte, ce que nous aurions determine si dans la relation on
+avoit marque les qualites de crachats.
+
+"La cause fonchere de cette maladie doit etre imputee a une lymphe
+epaisse et acrimonieuse, qui donne occasion a des tubercules au pomon,
+qui etant mis on fonte fournissent au sang des particules acres et le
+rendent tout acrimonieux.
+
+"Les vues que l'on doit avoir dans ce cas sent de procurer des bonnes
+digestions (quoique dans la relation ou ne dit pas un mot sur les
+digestions) de jetter un douce detrempe dans la masse du sang, d'en
+ebasser l'acrimonie et de l'adoucir, de diviser fort doucement a
+lymphe, et de deterger le poumon, lui procurant meme du calme suppose
+que la toux l'inquiete, quoique cependant on ne dit pas un mot sur la
+toux dans la relation. C'est pourquoi on le purgera avec 3 onces de
+manne, dissoutes dans un verre de decoction de 3 dragmes de polypode de
+chesne, on passera ensuite a des bouillons qui seront faits avec un
+petit poulet, la chair, le sang, le coeur et le foye d'une tortue de
+grandeur mediocre c'est a dire du poid de 8 a 12 onces avec sa
+coquille, une poignee de chicoree amere de jardin, et une pincee de
+feuilles de lierre terrestre vertes on seches. Ayant pris ces bouillons
+15 matins on se purgera comme auparavant, pour en venir a des bouillons
+qui seront faits avec la moitie d'un mou de veau, une poignee de
+pimprenelle de jardin, et une dragme de racine d'angelique concassee.
+
+Ayant pris ces bouillons 15 matins, on se purgera somme auparavant pour
+en venir an lait d'anesse que l'on prendra le matin a jeun, a la dose
+de 12 a 16 onces y ajoutant un cuilleree de sucre rape, on prendra ce
+lait le matin a jeun observant de prendre pendant son usage de deux
+jours l'un un moment avant le lait un bolus fait avec 15 grains de
+craye de Braincon en poudre fine, 20 grains de corail prepare, 8 grains
+d'antihectique de poterius, et ce qu'il faut de syrop de lierre
+terrestre, mais les jour on ou ne prendra pas le bolus on prendra un
+moment avant le lait 3 on 4 gouttes de bon baume de Canada detrempees
+dans un demi cuilleree de syrop de lierre terrestre. Si le corps
+maigrit de plus en plus, je suis d'avis que pendant l'usage du lait
+d'anesse on soupe tous les soirs avec une soupe au lait de vache.
+
+"On continuera l'usage du lait d'anesse tant, que le malade pourra le
+supporter, ne le purgeant que par necessite et toujours avec la
+medecine ordonnee.
+
+"Au reste, si monsieur le consultant ne passe les nuits bien calmes, il
+prendra chaque soir a l'heure de sommeil six grains des pilules de
+cynoglosse, dent il augmentera la dose d'un grain de plus toutes les
+fois que la dose du jour precedent, n'aura pas ete suffisante pour lui
+faire passer la nuit bien calme.
+
+"Si les malade tousse il usera soit de jour soit de nuit par petites
+cuillerees a casse d'un looch, qui sera fait avec un once de syrop de
+violat et un dragme de blanc de baleine.
+
+"Si les crachats sent epais et qu'il crache difficilement, en ce cas il
+prendra une ou deux fois le jour, demi dragme de blanc de baleine
+reduit on poudre avec un pen de sucre candit qu'il avalera avec une
+cuilleree d'eau.
+
+"Enfin il doit observer un bon regime de vivre, c'est pourquoi il fera
+toujours gras et seulement en soupes, bouilli et roti, il ne mangera
+pas les herbes des soupes, et on salera peu son pot, il se privera du
+beuf, cochon, chair noir, oiseaux d'eau, ragouts, fritures,
+patisseries, alimens sales, epices, vinaigres, salades, fruits, cruds,
+et autres crudites, alimens grossiers, ou de difficille digestion, la
+boisson sera de l'eau tant soit peu rougee de bon vin au diner
+seulement, et il ne prendra a souper qu'une soupe.
+
+ Delibere a MONTPELLIER
+ le 11 Novembre.
+ F--.
+ Professeur en l'universite honoraire.
+
+Receu vingt et quatre livres.
+
+I thought it was a little extraordinary that a learned professor should
+reply in his mother tongue, to a case put in Latin: but I was much more
+surprised, as you will also be, at reading his answer, from which I was
+obliged to conclude, either that he did not understand Latin; or that
+he had not taken the trouble to read my memoire. I shall not make any
+remarks upon the stile of his prescription, replete as it is with a
+disgusting repetition of low expressions: but I could not but, in
+justice to myself, point out to him the passages in my case which he
+had overlooked. Accordingly, having marked them with letters, I sent it
+back, with the following billet.
+
+"Apparement Mons. F-- n'a pas donne beaucoup d'attention au memoire de
+ma sante que j'ai on l'honneur de lui presenter-- 'Monsieur le
+consultant (dit il) dont on n'a pas juge it propos de dire
+l'age.'--Mais on voit dans le memoire a No. 1. 'Annum aetatis post
+quadragesimum tertium.'
+
+"Mr. F-- dit que 'je n'ai pas marque aucune epoque. Mais a No. 2 du
+memoire il trouvera ces mots. 'Quibusdam abbinc annis.' J'ai meme
+detaille le progres de la maladie pour trois ans consecutifs.
+
+"Mons. F-- observe, 'On no dit point s'il y a des exacerbations dans
+cette fievre ou non.' Qu'il. Regarde la lettre B, il verra, Vespere
+febris exacerbatur. Calor, inquietudo, anxietas et asthma per noctem
+grassantur.'
+
+"Mons. F-- remarque, 'On ne dit point si le malade a appetit ou non,
+s'il tousse ou non, s'il crache ou non, en un mot on n'entre dans aucun
+detail sur ces objets.' Mais on voit toutes ces circonstances
+detaillees dans la memoire a lettre A, 'Irritatio membranae trachaealis
+tussim, initio aridam, siliquosam, deinde vero excreationem copiosam
+excitat. Sputum albumini ovi simillimum. Appetitus raro deest. Digestio
+segnior sed secura.'
+
+"Mons. F-- observe encore, 'qu'on ne dit pas un mot sur la toux dans la
+relation.' Mais j'ai dit encore a No. 3 de memoire, 'rediit febris
+hectica; rediit asthma cum anxietate, tusse et dolore lateris
+lancinante.'
+
+"Au reste, je ne puis pas me persuader qu'il y ait des tubercules au
+poumon, parce que j'ai ne jamais crache de pus, ni autre chose que de
+la pituite qui a beaucoup de ressemblance au blanc des oeufs. Sputum
+albumini ovi simillimum. Il me paroit done que ma maladie doit son
+origine a la suspension de l'exercice du corps, au grand attachement
+d'esprit, et a une vie sedentaire qui a relache le sisteme fibreux; et
+qu'a present on pent l'appeller tubes pituitaria, non tubes purulenta.
+J'espere que Mons. Faura la bonte de faire revision du memoire, et de
+m'en dire encore son sentiment."
+
+Considering the nature of the case, you see I could not treat him more
+civilly. I desired the servant to ask when he should return for an
+answer, and whether he expected another fee. He desired him to come
+next morning, and, as the fellow assured me, gave him to understand,
+that whatever monsieur might solicit, should be for his (the servant's)
+advantage. In all probability he did not expect another gratification,
+to which, indeed, he had no title. Mons. F-- was undoubtedly much
+mortified to find himself detected in such flagrant instances of
+unjustifiable negligence, arid like all other persons in the same
+ungracious dilemma, instead of justifying himself by reason or
+argument, had recourse to recrimination. In the paper which he sent me
+next day, he insisted in general that he had carefully perused the case
+(which you will perceive was a self-evident untruth); he said the
+theory it contained was idle; that he was sure it could not be written
+by a physician; that, with respect to the disorder, he was still of the
+same opinion; and adhered to his former prescription; but if I had any
+doubts I might come to his house, and he would resolve them.
+
+I wrapt up twelve livres in the following note, and sent it to his
+house.
+
+"C'est ne pas sans raison que monsieur F-- jouit d'une si grande
+reputation. Je n'ai plus de doutes, graces a Dieu et a monsieur F--e. "
+"It is not without reason that monsieur Fizes enjoys such a large share
+of reputation. I have no doubts remaining; thank Heaven and monsieur
+Fizes."
+
+To this I received for answer. "Monsieur n'a plus de doutes: j'en suis
+charme. Receu douze livres. F--, &c." "Sir, you have no doubts
+remaining; I am very glad of it. Received twelve livres. Fizes, &c."
+
+Instead of keeping his promise to the valet, he put the money in his
+pocket; and the fellow returned in a rage, exclaiming that he was un
+gros cheval de carosse, a great coach-horse.
+
+I shall make no other comment upon the medicines, and the regimen which
+this great Doctor prescribed; but that he certainly mistook the case:
+that upon the supposition I actually laboured under a purulent
+discharge from the lungs, his remedies savour strongly of the old
+woman; and that there is a total blank with respect to the article of
+exercise, which you know is so essential in all pulmonary disorders.
+But after having perused my remarks upon his first prescription, he
+could not possibly suppose that I had tubercules, and was spitting up
+pus; therefore his persisting in recommending the same medicines he had
+prescribed on that supposition, was a flagrant absurdity.--If, for
+example, there was no vomica in the lungs; and the business was to
+attenuate the lymph, what could be more preposterous than to advise the
+chalk of Briancon, coral, antihecticum poterii, and the balm of Canada?
+As for the turtle-soupe, it is a good restorative and balsamic; but, I
+apprehend, will tend to thicken rather than attenuate the phlegm. He
+mentions not a syllable of the air, though it is universally allowed,
+that the climate of Montpellier is pernicious to ulcerated lungs; and
+here I cannot help recounting a small adventure which our doctor had
+with a son of Mr. O--d, merchant in the city of London. I had it from
+Mrs. St--e who was on the spot. The young gentleman, being consumptive,
+consulted Mr. F--, who continued visiting and prescribing for him a
+whole month. At length, perceiving that he grew daily worse, "Doctor
+(said he) I take your prescriptions punctually; but, instead of being
+the better for them, I have now not an hour's remission from the fever
+in the four-and-twenty.--I cannot conceive the meaning of it." F--, who
+perceived he had not long to live, told him the reason was very plain:
+the air of Montpellier was too sharp for his lungs, which required a
+softer climate. "Then you're a sordid villain (cried the young man) for
+allowing me to stay here till my constitution is irretrievable." He set
+out immediately for Tholouse, and in a few weeks died in the
+neighbourhood of that city.
+
+I observe that the physicians in this country pay no regard to the
+state of the solids in chronical disorders, that exercise and the cold
+bath are never prescribed, that they seem to think the scurvy is
+entirely an English disease; and that, in all appearance, they often
+confound the symptoms of it, with those of the venereal distemper.
+Perhaps I may be more particular on this subject in a subsequent
+letter. In the mean time, I am ever,-- Dear Sir, Yours sincerely.
+
+
+
+LETTER XII
+
+NICE, December 6, 1763.
+
+DEAR SIR,--The inhabitants of Montpellier are sociable, gay, and
+good-tempered. They have a spirit of commerce, and have erected several
+considerable manufactures, in the neighbourhood of the city. People
+assemble every day to take the air on the esplanade, where there is a
+very good walk, just without the gate of the citadel: but, on the other
+side of the town, there is another still more agreeable, called the
+peirou, from whence there is a prospect of the Mediterranean on one
+side, and of the Cevennes on the other. Here is a good equestrian
+statue of Louis XIV, fronting one gate of the city, which is built in
+form of a triumphal arch, in honour of the same monarch. Immediately
+under the pierou is the physic garden, and near it an arcade just
+finished for an aqueduct, to convey a stream of water to the upper
+parts of the city. Perhaps I should have thought this a neat piece of
+work, if I had not seen the Pont du Garde: but, after having viewed the
+Roman arches, I could not look upon this but with pity and contempt. It
+is a wonder how the architect could be so fantastically modern, having
+such a noble model, as it were, before his eyes.
+
+There are many protestants at this place, as well as at Nismes, and
+they are no longer molested on the score of religion. They have their
+conventicles in the country, where they assemble privately for worship.
+These are well known; and detachments are sent out every Sunday to
+intercept them; but the officer has always private directions to take
+another route. Whether this indulgence comes from the wisdom and lenity
+of the government, or is purchased with money of the commanding
+officer, I cannot determine: but certain it is, the laws of France
+punish capitally every protestant minister convicted of having
+performed the functions of his ministry in this kingdom; and one was
+hanged about two years ago, in the neighbourhood of Montauban.
+
+The markets in Montpellier are well supplied with fish, poultry,
+butcher's meat, and game, at reasonable rates. The wine of the country
+is strong and harsh, and never drank, but when mixed with water.
+Burgundy is dear, and so is the sweet wine of Frontignan, though made
+in the neighbourhood of Cette. You know it is famous all over Europe,
+and so are the liqueurs, or drams of various sorts, compounded and
+distilled at Montpellier. Cette is the sea-port, about four leagues
+from that city: but the canal of Languedoc comes up within a mile of
+it; and is indeed a great curiosity: a work in all respects worthy of a
+Colbert, under whose auspices it was finished. When I find such a
+general tribute of respect and veneration paid to the memory of that
+great man, I am astonished to see so few monuments of public utility
+left by other ministers. One would imagine, that even the desire of
+praise would prompt a much greater number to exert themselves for the
+glory and advantage of their country; yet in my opinion, the French
+have been ungrateful to Colbert, in the same proportion as they have
+over-rated the character of his master. Through all France one meets
+with statues and triumphal arches erected to Louis XIV, in consequence
+of his victories; by which, likewise, he acquired the title of Louis le
+Grand. But how were those victories obtained? Not by any personal merit
+of Louis. It was Colbert who improved his finances, and enabled him to
+pay his army. It was Louvois that provided all the necessaries of war.
+It was a Conde, a Turenne, a Luxemburg, a Vendome, who fought his
+battles; and his first conquests, for which he was deified by the pen
+of adulation, were obtained almost without bloodshed, over weak,
+dispirited, divided, and defenceless nations. It was Colbert that
+improved the marine, instituted manufactures, encouraged commerce,
+undertook works of public utility, and patronized the arts and
+sciences. But Louis (you will say) had the merit of choosing and
+supporting those ministers, and those generals. I answer, no. He found
+Colbert and Louvois already chosen: he found Conde and Turenne in the
+very zenith of military reputation. Luxemburg was Conde's pupil; and
+Vendome, a prince of the blood, who at first obtained the command of
+armies in consequence of his high birth, and happened to turn out a man
+of genius. The same Louis had the sagacity to revoke the edict of
+Nantz; to entrust his armies to a Tallard, a Villeroy, and a Marsin. He
+had the humanity to ravage the country, burn the towns, and massacre
+the people of the Palatinate. He had the patriotism to impoverish and
+depopulate his own kingdom, in order to prosecute schemes of the most
+lawless ambition. He had the Consolation to beg a peace from those he
+had provoked to war by the most outrageous insolence; and he had the
+glory to espouse Mrs. Maintenon in her old age, the widow of the
+buffoon Scarron. Without all doubt, it was from irony he acquired the
+title le Grand.
+
+Having received a favourable answer from Mr. B--, the English consul at
+Nice, and recommended the care of my heavy baggage to Mr. Ray, who
+undertook to send it by sea from Cette to Villefranche, I hired a coach
+and mules for seven loui'dores, and set out from Montpellier on the
+13th of November, the weather being agreeable, though the air was cold
+and frosty. In other respects there were no signs of winter: the olives
+were now ripe, and appeared on each side of the road as black as sloes;
+and the corn was already half a foot high. On the second day of our
+journey, we passed the Rhone on a bridge of boats at Buccaire, and lay
+on the other side at Tarrascone. Next day we put up at a wretched place
+called Orgon, where, however, we were regaled with an excellent supper;
+and among other delicacies, with a dish of green pease. Provence is a
+pleasant country, well cultivated; but the inns are not so good here as
+in Languedoc, and few of them are provided with a certain convenience
+which an English traveller can very ill dispense with. Those you find
+are generally on the tops of houses, exceedingly nasty; and so much
+exposed to the weather, that a valetudinarian cannot use them without
+hazard of his life. At Nismes in Languedoc, where we found the Temple
+of Cloacina in a most shocking condition, the servant-maid told me her
+mistress had caused it to be made on purpose for the English
+travellers; but now she was very sorry for what she had done, as all
+the French who frequented her house, instead of using the seat, left
+their offerings on the floor, which she was obliged to have cleaned
+three or four times a day. This is a degree of beastliness, which would
+appear detestable even in the capital of North-Britain. On the fourth
+day of our pilgrimage, we lay in the suburbs of Aix, but did not enter
+the city, which I had a great curiosity to see. The villainous asthma
+baulked me of that satisfaction. I was pinched with the cold, and
+impatient to reach a warmer climate. Our next stage was at a paltry
+village, where we were poorly entertained. I looked so ill in the
+morning, that the good woman of the house, who was big with child, took
+me by the hand at parting, and even shed tears, praying fervently that
+God would restore me to my health. This was the only instance of
+sympathy, compassion, or goodness of heart, that I had met with among
+the publicans of France. Indeed at Valencia, our landlady,
+understanding I was travelling to Montpellier for my health would have
+dissuaded me from going thither; and exhorted me, in particular, to
+beware of the physicians, who were all a pack of assassins. She advised
+me to eat fricassees of chickens, and white meat, and to take a good
+bouillon every morning.
+
+A bouillon is an universal remedy among the good people of France;
+insomuch, that they have no idea of any person's dying, after having
+swallowed un bon bouillon. One of the English gentlemen, who were
+robbed and murdered about thirty years ago between Calais and Boulogne,
+being brought to the post-house of Boulogne with some signs of life,
+this remedy was immediately administered. "What surprises me greatly,
+(said the post-master, speaking of this melancholy story to a friend of
+mine, two years after it happened) I made an excellent bouillon, and
+poured it down his throat with my own hands, and yet he did not
+recover." Now, in all probability, this bouillon it was that stopped
+his breath. When I was a very young man, I remember to have seen a
+person suffocated by such impertinent officiousness. A young man of
+uncommon parts and erudition, very well esteemed at the university of
+G--ow was found early one morning in a subterranean vault among the
+ruins of an old archiepiscopal palace, with his throat cut from ear to
+ear. Being conveyed to a public-house in the neighbourhood, he made
+signs for pen, ink, and paper, and in all probability would have
+explained the cause of this terrible catastrophe, when an old woman,
+seeing the windpipe, which was cut, sticking out of the wound, and
+mistaking it for the gullet, by way of giving him a cordial to support
+his spirits, poured into it, through a small funnel, a glass of burnt
+brandy, which strangled him in the tenth part of a minute. The gash was
+so hideous, and formed by so many repeated strokes of a razor, that the
+surgeons believed he could not possibly be the perpetrator himself;
+nevertheless this was certainly the case.
+
+At Brignolles, where we dined, I was obliged to quarrel with the
+landlady, and threaten to leave her house, before she would indulge us
+with any sort of flesh-meat. It was meagre day, and she had made her
+provision accordingly. She even hinted some dissatisfaction at having
+heretics in her house: but, as I was not disposed to eat stinking fish,
+with ragouts of eggs and onions, I insisted upon a leg of mutton, and a
+brace of fine partridges, which I found in the larder. Next day, when
+we set out in the morning from Luc, it blew a north-westerly wind so
+extremely cold and biting, that even a flannel wrapper could not keep
+me tolerably warm in the coach. Whether the cold had put our coachman
+in a bad humour, or he had some other cause of resentment against
+himself, I know not; but we had not gone above a quarter of a mile,
+when he drove the carriage full against the corner of a garden wall,
+and broke the axle-tree, so that we were obliged to return to the inn
+on foot, and wait a whole day, until a new piece could be made and
+adjusted. The wind that blew, is called Maestral, in the Provencial
+dialect, and indeed is the severest that ever I felt. At this inn, we
+met with a young French officer who had been a prisoner in England, and
+spoke our language pretty well. He told me, that such a wind did not
+blow above twice or three times in a winter, and was never of long
+continuance, that in general, the weather was very mild and agreeable
+during the winter months; that living was very cheap in this part of
+Provence, which afforded great plenty of game. Here, too, I found a
+young Irish recollet, in his way from Rome to his own country. He
+complained, that he was almost starved by the inhospitable disposition
+of the French people; and that the regular clergy, in particular, had
+treated him with the most cruel disdain. I relieved his necessities,
+and gave him a letter to a gentleman of his own country at Montpellier.
+
+When I rose in the morning, and opened a window that looked into the
+garden, I thought myself either in a dream, or bewitched. All the trees
+were cloathed with snow, and all the country covered at least a foot
+thick. "This cannot be the south of France, (said I to myself) it must
+be the Highlands of Scotland!" At a wretched town called Muy, where we
+dined, I had a warm dispute with our landlord, which, however, did not
+terminate to my satisfaction. I sent on the mules before, to the next
+stage, resolving to take post-horses, and bespoke them accordingly of
+the aubergiste, who was, at the same time, inn-keeper and post-master.
+We were ushered into the common eating-room, and had a very indifferent
+dinner; after which, I sent a loui'dore to be changed, in order to pay
+the reckoning. The landlord, instead of giving the full change,
+deducted three livres a head for dinner, and sent in the rest of the
+money by my servant. Provoked more at his ill manners, than at his
+extortion, I ferreted him out of a bed-chamber, where he had concealed
+himself, and obliged him to restore the full change, from which I paid
+him at the rate of two livres a head. He refused to take the money,
+which I threw down on the table; and the horses being ready, stepped
+into the coach, ordering the postillions to drive on. Here I had
+certainly reckoned without my host. The fellows declared they would not
+budge, until I should pay their master; and as I threatened them with
+manual chastisement, they alighted, and disappeared in a twinkling. I
+was now so incensed, that though I could hardly breathe; though the
+afternoon was far advanced, and the street covered with wet snow, I
+walked to the consul of the town, and made my complaint in form. This
+magistrate, who seemed to be a taylor, accompanied me to the inn, where
+by this time the whole town was assembled, and endeavoured to persuade
+me to compromise the affair. I said, as he was the magistrate, I would
+stand to his award. He answered, "that he would not presume to
+determine what I was to pay." I have already paid him a reasonable
+price for his dinner, (said I) and now I demand post-horses according
+to the king's ordonnance. The aubergiste said the horses were ready,
+but the guides were run away; and he could not find others to go in
+their place. I argued with great vehemence, offering to leave a
+loui'dore for the poor of the parish, provided the consul would oblige
+the rascal to do his duty. The consul shrugged up his shoulders, and
+declared it was not in his power. This was a lie, but I perceived he
+had no mind to disoblige the publican. If the mules had not been sent
+away, I should certainly have not only payed what I thought proper, but
+corrected the landlord into the bargain, for his insolence and
+extortion; but now I was entirely at his mercy, and as the consul
+continued to exhort me in very humble terms, to comply with his
+demands, I thought proper to acquiesce. Then the postillions
+immediately appeared: the crowd seemed to exult in the triumph of the
+aubergiste; and I was obliged to travel in the night, in very severe
+weather, after all the fatigue and mortification I had undergone.
+
+We lay at Frejus, which was the Forum Julianum of the antients, and
+still boasts of some remains of antiquity; particularly the ruins of an
+amphitheatre, and an aqueduct. The first we passed in the dark, and
+next morning the weather was so cold that I could not walk abroad to
+see it. The town is at present very inconsiderable, and indeed in a
+ruinous condition. Nevertheless, we were very well lodged at the
+post-house, and treated with more politeness than we had met with in
+any other part of France.
+
+As we had a very high mountain to ascend in the morning, I ordered the
+mules on before to the next post, and hired six horses for the coach.
+At the east end of Frejus, we saw close to the road on our left-hand,
+the arcades of the antient aqueduct, and the ruins of some Roman
+edifices, which seemed to have been temples. There was nothing striking
+in the architecture of the aqueduct. The arches are small and low,
+without either grace or ornament, and seem to have been calculated for
+mere utility.
+
+The mountain of Esterelles, which is eight miles over, was formerly
+frequented by a gang of desperate banditti, who are now happily
+exterminated: the road is very good, but in some places very steep and
+bordered by precipices. The mountain is covered with pines, and the
+laurus cerasus, the fruit of which being now ripe, made a most romantic
+appearance through the snow that lay upon the branches. The cherries
+were so large that I at first mistook them for dwarf oranges. I think
+they are counted poisonous in England, but here the people eat them
+without hesitation. In the middle of the mountain is the post-house,
+where we dined in a room so cold, that the bare remembrance of it makes
+my teeth chatter. After dinner I chanced to look into another chamber
+that fronted the south, where the sun shone; and opening a window
+perceived, within a yard of my hand, a large tree loaded with oranges,
+many of which were ripe. You may judge what my astonishment was to find
+Winter in all his rigour reigning on one side of the house, and Summer
+in all her glory on the other. Certain it is, the middle of this
+mountain seemed to be the boundary of the cold weather. As we proceeded
+slowly in the afternoon we were quite enchanted. This side of the hill
+is a natural plantation of the most agreeable ever-greens, pines, firs,
+laurel, cypress, sweet myrtle, tamarisc, box, and juniper, interspersed
+with sweet marjoram, lavender, thyme, wild thyme, and sage. On the
+right-hand the ground shoots up into agreeable cones, between which you
+have delightful vistas of the Mediterranean, which washes the foot of
+the rock; and between two divisions of the mountains, there is a bottom
+watered by a charming stream, which greatly adds to the rural beauties
+of the scene.
+
+This night we passed at Cannes, a little fishing town, agreeably
+situated on the beach of the sea, and in the same place lodged Monsieur
+Nadeau d'Etrueil, the unfortunate French governor of Guadeloupe,
+condemned to be imprisoned for life in one of the isles Marguerite,
+which lie within a mile of this coast.
+
+Next day we journeyed by the way of Antibes, a small maritime town,
+tolerably well fortified; and passing the little river Loup, over a
+stone-bridge, arrived about noon at the village of St. Laurent, the
+extremity of France, where we passed the Var, after our baggage had
+undergone examination. From Cannes to this village the road lies along
+the sea-side; and sure nothing can be more delightful. Though in the
+morning there was a frost upon the ground, the sun was as warm as it is
+in May in England. The sea was quite smooth, and the beach formed of
+white polished pebbles; on the left-hand the country was covered with
+green olives, and the side of the road planted with large trees of
+sweet myrtle growing wild like the hawthorns in England. From Antibes
+we had the first view of Nice, lying on the opposite side of the bay,
+and making a very agreeable appearance. The author of the Grand Tour
+says, that from Antibes to Nice the roads are very bad, through rugged
+mountains bordered with precipices On the left, and by the sea to the
+right; whereas, in fact, there is neither precipice nor mountain near
+it.
+
+The Var, which divides the county of Nice from Provence, is no other
+than a torrent fed chiefly by the snow that melts on the maritime Alps,
+from which it takes its origin. In the summer it is swelled to a
+dangerous height, and this is also the case after heavy rains: but at
+present the middle of it is quite dry, and the water divided into two
+or three narrow streams, which, however, are both deep and rapid. This
+river has been absurdly enough by some supposed the Rubicon, in all
+probability from the description of that river in the Pharsalia of
+Lucan, who makes it the boundary betwixt Gaul and Italy--
+
+ --et Gallica certus
+ Limes ab Ausoniis disterminat arva colonis.
+
+ A sure Frontier that parts the Gallic plains
+ From the rich meadows of th' Ansonian swains.
+
+whereas, in fact, the Rubicon, now called Pisatello, runs between
+Ravenna and Rimini.--But to return to the Var. At the village of St.
+Laurent, famous for its Muscadine wines, there is a set of guides
+always in attendance to conduct you in your passage over the river. Six
+of those fellows, tucked up above the middle, with long poles in their
+hands, took charge of our coach, and by many windings guided it safe to
+the opposite shore. Indeed there was no occasion for any; but it is a
+sort of a perquisite, and I did not choose to run any risque, how small
+soever it might be, for the sake of saving half a crown, with which
+they were satisfied. If you do not gratify the searchers at St. Laurent
+with the same sum, they will rummage your trunks, and turn all your
+cloaths topsy turvy. And here, once for all, I would advise every
+traveller who consults his own case and convenience, to be liberal of
+his money to all that sort of people; and even to wink at the
+imposition of aubergistes on the road, unless it be very flagrant. So
+sure as you enter into disputes with them, you will be put to a great
+deal of trouble, and fret yourself to no manner of purpose. I have
+travelled with oeconomists in England, who declared they would rather
+give away a crown than allow themselves to be cheated of a farthing.
+This is a good maxim, but requires a great share of resolution and
+self-denial to put it in practice. In one excursion of about two
+hundred miles my fellow-traveller was in a passion, and of consequence
+very bad company from one end of the journey to the other. He was
+incessantly scolding either at landlords, landladies, waiters,
+hostlers, or postilions. We had bad horses, and bad chaises; set out
+from every stage with the curses of the people; and at this expence I
+saved about ten shillings in the whole journey. For such a paltry
+consideration, he was contented to be miserable himself, and to make
+every other person unhappy with whom he had any concern. When I came
+last from Bath it rained so hard, that the postilion who drove the
+chaise was wet to the skin before we had gone a couple of miles. When
+we arrived at the Devises, I gave him two shillings instead of one, out
+of pure compassion. The consequence of this liberality was, that in the
+next stage we seemed rather to fly than to travel upon solid ground. I
+continued my bounty to the second driver, and indeed through the whole
+journey, and found myself accommodated in a very different manner from
+what I had experienced before. I had elegant chaises, with excellent
+horses; and the postilions of their own accord used such diligence,
+that although the roads were broken by the rain, I travelled at the
+rate of twelve miles an hour; and my extraordinary expence from Bath to
+London, amounted precisely to six shillings.
+
+The river Var falls into the Mediterranean a little below St. Laurent,
+about four miles to the westward of Nice. Within the memory of persons
+now living, there have been three wooden bridges thrown over it, and as
+often destroyed in consequence of the jealousy subsisting between the
+kings of France and Sardinia; this river being the boundary of their
+dominions on the side of Provence. However, this is a consideration
+that ought not to interfere with the other advantages that would accrue
+to both kingdoms from such a convenience. If there was a bridge over
+the Var, and a post-road made from Nice to Genoa, I am very confident
+that all those strangers who now pass the Alps in their way to and from
+Italy, would choose this road as infinitely more safe, commodious, and
+agreeable. This would also be the case with all those who hire felucas
+from Marseilles or Antibes, and expose themselves to the dangers and
+inconveniences of travelling by sea in an open boat.
+
+In the afternoon we arrived at Nice, where we found Mr. M--e, the
+English gentleman whom I had seen at Boulogne, and advised to come
+hither. He had followed my advice, and reached Nice about a month
+before my arrival, with his lady, child, and an old gouvernante. He had
+travelled with his own post-chaise and horses, and is now lodged just
+without one of the gates of the city, in the house of the count de
+V--n, for which he pays five loui'dores a month. I could hire one much
+better in the neighbourhood of London, for the same money. Unless you
+will submit to this extortion, and hire a whole house for a length of
+time, you will find no ready-furnished lodgings at Nice. After having
+stewed a week in a paltry inn, I have taken a ground floor for ten
+months at the rate of four hundred livres a year, that is twenty pounds
+sterling, for the Piedmontese livre is about an English shilling. The
+apartments are large, lofty, and commodious enough, with two small
+gardens, in which there is plenty of sallad, and a great number of
+oranges and lemons: but as it required some time to provide furniture,
+our consul Mr. B--d, one of the best natured and most friendly men in
+the world, has lent me his lodgings, which are charmingly situated by
+the sea-side, and open upon a terrace, that runs parallel to the beach,
+forming part of the town wall. Mr. B--d himself lives at Villa Franca,
+which is divided from Nice by a single mountain, on the top of which
+there is a small fort, called the castle of Montalban. Immediately
+after our arrival we were visited by one Mr. de Martines, a most
+agreeable young fellow, a lieutenant in the Swiss regiment, which is
+here in garrison. He is a Protestant, extremely fond of our nation, and
+understands our language tolerably well. He was particularly
+recommended to our acquaintance by general P-- and his lady; we are
+happy in his conversation; find him wonderfully obliging, and extremely
+serviceable on many occasions. We have likewise made acquaintance with
+some other individuals, particularly with Mr. St. Pierre, junior, who
+is a considerable merchant, and consul for Naples. He is a well-bred,
+sensible young man, speaks English, is an excellent performer on the
+lute and mandolin, and has a pretty collection of books. In a word, I
+hope we shall pass the winter agreeably enough, especially if Mr. M--e
+should hold out; but I am afraid he is too far gone in a consumption to
+recover. He spent the last winter at Nismes, and consulted F-- at
+Montpellier. I was impatient to see the prescription, and found it
+almost verbatim the same he had sent to me; although I am persuaded
+there is a very essential difference between our disorders. Mr. M--e
+has been long afflicted with violent spasms, colliquative sweats,
+prostration of appetite, and a disorder in his bowels. He is likewise
+jaundiced all over, and I am confident his liver is unsound. He tried
+the tortoise soup, which he said in a fortnight stuffed him up with
+phlegm. This gentleman has got a smattering of physic, and I am afraid
+tampers with his own constitution, by means of Brookes's Practice of
+Physic, and some dispensatories, which he is continually poring over. I
+beg pardon for this tedious epistle, and am--Very sincerely, dear Sir,
+Your affectionate, humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XIII
+
+NICE, January 15, 1764.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I am at last settled at Nice, and have leisure to give you
+some account of this very remarkable place. The county of Nice extends
+about fourscore miles in length, and in some places it is thirty miles
+broad. It contains several small towns, and a great number of villages;
+all of which, this capital excepted, are situated among mountains, the
+most extensive plain of the whole country being this where I now am, in
+the neighbourhood of Nice. The length of it does not exceed two miles,
+nor is the breadth of it, in any part, above one. It is bounded by the
+Mediterranean on the south. From the sea-shore, the maritime Alps begin
+with hills of a gentle ascent, rising into mountains that form a sweep
+or amphitheatre ending at Montalban, which overhangs the town of Villa
+Franca. On the west side of this mountain, and in the eastern extremity
+of the amphitheatre, stands the city of Nice, wedged in between a steep
+rock and the little river Paglion, which descends from the mountains,
+and washing the town-walls on the west side, falls into the sea, after
+having filled some canals for the use of the inhabitants. There is a
+stone-bridge of three arches over it, by which those who come from
+Provence enter the city. The channel of it is very broad, but generally
+dry in many places; the water (as in the Var) dividing itself into
+several small streams. The Paglion being fed by melted snow and rain in
+the mountains, is quite dry in summer; but it is sometimes swelled by
+sudden rains to a very formidable torrent. This was the case in the
+year 1744, when the French and Spanish armies attacked eighteen
+Piedmontese battalions, which were posted on the side of Montalban. The
+assailants were repulsed with the loss of four thousand men, some
+hundreds of whom perished in repassing the Paglion, which had swelled
+to a surprising degree during the battle, in consequence of a heavy
+continued rain. This rain was of great service to the Piedmontese, as
+it prevented one half of the enemy from passing the river to sustain
+the other. Five hundred were taken prisoners: but the Piedmontese,
+foreseeing they should be surrounded next day by the French, who had
+penetrated behind them, by a pass in the mountains, retired in the
+night. Being received on board the English Fleet, which lay at Villa
+Franca, they were conveyed to Oneglia. In examining the bodies of those
+that were killed in the battle, the inhabitants of Nice perceived, that
+a great number of the Spanish soldiers were circumcised; a
+circumstance, from which they concluded, that a great many Jews engage
+in the service of his Catholic majesty. I am of a different opinion.
+The Jews are the least of any people that I know, addicted to a
+military life. I rather imagine they were of the Moorish race, who have
+subsisted in Spain, since the expulsion of their brethren; and though
+they conform externally to the rites of the Catholic religion, still
+retain in private their attachment to the law of Mahomet.
+
+The city of Nice is built in form of an irregular isosceles triangle,
+the base of which fronts the sea. On the west side it is surrounded by
+a wall and rampart; on the east, it is over-hung by a rock, on which we
+see the ruins of an old castle, which, before the invention of
+artillery, was counted impregnable. It was taken and dismantled by
+marechal Catinat, in the time of Victor Amadaeus, the father of his
+Sardinian majesty. It was afterwards finally demolished by the duke of
+Berwick towards the latter end of queen Anne's war. To repair it would
+be a very unnecessary expence, as it is commanded by Montalban, and
+several other eminences.
+
+The town of Nice is altogether indefensible, and therefore without
+fortifications. There are only two iron guns upon a bastion that fronts
+the beach; and here the French had formed a considerable battery
+against the English cruisers, in the war of 1744, when the Mareschal
+Duke de Belleisle had his headquarters at Nice. This little town,
+situated in the bay of Antibes, is almost equidistant from Marseilles,
+Turin, and Genoa, the first and last being about thirty leagues from
+hence by sea; and the capital of Piedmont at the same distance to the
+northward, over the mountains. It lies exactly opposite to Capo di
+Ferro, on the coast of Barbary; and, the islands of Sardinia and
+Corsica are laid down about two degrees to the eastward, almost exactly
+in a line with Genoa. This little town, hardly a mile in circumference,
+is said to contain twelve thousand inhabitants. The streets are narrow;
+the houses are built of stone, and the windows in general are fitted
+with paper instead of glass. This expedient would not answer in a
+country subject to rain and storms; but here, where there is very
+little of either, the paper lozenges answer tolerably well. The
+bourgeois, however, begin to have their houses sashed with glass.
+Between the town-wall and the sea, the fishermen haul up their boats
+upon the open beach; but on the other side of the rock, where the
+castle stood, is the port or harbour of Nice, upon which some money has
+been expended. It is a small basin, defended to seaward by a mole of
+free-stone, which is much better contrived than executed: for the sea
+has already made three breaches in it; and in all probability, in
+another winter, the extremity of it will be carried quite away. It
+would require the talents of a very skilful architect to lay the
+foundation of a good mole, on an open beach like this; exposed to the
+swell of the whole Mediterranean, without any island or rock in the
+offing, to break the force of the waves. Besides, the shore is bold,
+and the bottom foul. There are seventeen feet of water in the basin,
+sufficient to float vessels of one hundred and fifty ton; and this is
+chiefly supplied by a small stream of very fine water; another great
+convenience for shipping. On the side of the mole, there is a constant
+guard of soldiers, and a battery of seven cannon, pointing to the sea.
+On the other side, there is a curious manufacture for twisting or
+reeling silk; a tavern, a coffee-house, and several other buildings,
+for the convenience of the sea-faring people. Without the harbour, is a
+lazarette, where persons coming from infected places, are obliged to
+perform quarantine. The harbour has been declared a free-port, and it
+is generally full of tartans, polacres, and other small vessels, that
+come from Sardinia, Ivica, Italy, and Spain, loaded with salt, wine,
+and other commodities; but here is no trade of any great consequence.
+
+The city of Nice is provided with a senate, which administers justice
+under the auspices of an avocat-general, sent hither by the king. The
+internal oeconomy of the town is managed by four consuls; one for the
+noblesse, another for the merchants, a third for the bourgeois, and a
+fourth for the peasants. These are chosen annually from the
+town-council. They keep the streets and markets in order, and
+superintend the public works. There is also an intendant, who takes
+care of his majesty's revenue: but there is a discretionary power
+lodged in the person of the commandant, who is always an officer of
+rank in the service, and has under his immediate command the regiment
+which is here in garrison. That which is here now is a Swiss battalion,
+of which the king has five or six in his service. There is likewise a
+regiment of militia, which is exercised once a year. But of all these
+particulars, I shall speak more fully on another occasion.
+
+When I stand upon the rampart, and look round me, I can scarce help
+thinking myself inchanted. The small extent of country which I see, is
+all cultivated like a garden. Indeed, the plain presents nothing but
+gardens, full of green trees, loaded with oranges, lemons, citrons, and
+bergamots, which make a delightful appearance. If you examine them more
+nearly, you will find plantations of green pease ready to gather; all
+sorts of sallading, and pot-herbs, in perfection; and plats of roses,
+carnations, ranunculas, anemonies, and daffodils, blowing in full
+glory, with such beauty, vigour, and perfume, as no flower in England
+ever exhibited.
+
+I must tell you, that presents of carnations are sent from hence, in
+the winter, to Turin and Paris; nay, sometimes as far as London, by the
+post. They are packed up in a wooden box, without any sort of
+preparation, one pressed upon another: the person who receives them,
+cuts off a little bit of the stalk, and steeps them for two hours in
+vinegar and water, when they recover their full bloom and beauty. Then
+he places them in water-bottles, in an apartment where they are
+screened from the severities of the weather; and they will continue
+fresh and unfaded the best part of a month.
+
+Amidst the plantations in the neighbourhood of Nice, appear a vast
+number of white bastides, or country-houses, which make a dazzling
+shew. Some few of these are good villas, belonging to the noblesse of
+this county; and even some of the bourgeois are provided with pretty
+lodgeable cassines; but in general, they are the habitations of the
+peasants, and contain nothing but misery and vermin. They are all built
+square; and, being whitened with lime or plaister, contribute greatly
+to the richness of the view. The hills are shaded to the tops with
+olive-trees, which are always green; and those hills are over-topped by
+more distant mountains, covered with snow. When I turn myself towards
+the sea, the view is bounded by the horizon; yet in a clear morning,
+one can perceive the high lands of Corsica. On the right hand, it is
+terminated by Antibes, and the mountain of Esterelles, which I
+described in my last. As for the weather, you will conclude, from what
+I have said of the oranges, flowers, etc. that it must be wonderfully
+mild and serene: but of the climate, I shall speak hereafter. Let me
+only observe, en passant, that the houses in general have no chimnies,
+but in their kitchens; and that many people, even of condition, at
+Nice, have no fire in their chambers, during the whole winter. When the
+weather happens to be a little more sharp than usual, they warm their
+apartments with a brasiere or pan of charcoal.
+
+Though Nice itself retains few marks of antient splendor, there are
+considerable monuments of antiquity in its neighbourhood. About two
+short miles from the town, upon the summit of a pretty high hill, we
+find the ruins of the antient city Cemenelion, now called Cimia, which
+was once the metropolis of the Maritime Alps, and the scat of a Roman
+president. With respect to situation, nothing could be more agreeable
+or salubrious. It stood upon the gentle ascent and summit of a hill,
+fronting the Mediterranean; from the shore of which, it is distant
+about half a league; and, on the other side, it overlooked a bottom, or
+narrow vale, through which the Paglion (antiently called Paulo) runs
+towards the walls of Nice. It was inhabited by a people, whom Ptolomy
+and Pliny call the Vedantij: but these were undoubtedly mixed with a
+Roman colony, as appears by the monuments which still remain; I mean
+the ruins of an amphitheatre, a temple of Apollo, baths, aqueducts,
+sepulchral, and other stones, with inscriptions, and a great number of
+medals which the peasants have found by accident, in digging and
+labouring the vineyards and cornfields, which now cover the ground
+where the city stood.
+
+Touching this city, very little is to be learned from the antient
+historians: but that it was the seat of a Roman praeses, is proved by
+the two following inscriptions, which are still extant.
+
+ P. AELIO. SEVERINO.
+ V. E. P.
+ PRAESIDI. OPTIMO.
+ ORDO. CEMEN.
+ PATRONO.
+
+By the Senate of Cemenelion, Dedicated to His Excellency P. Aelius
+Severinus, the best of Governors and Patrons.
+
+This is now in the possession of the count de Gubernatis, who has a
+country-house upon the spot. The other, found near the same place, is
+in praise of the praeses Marcus Aurelius Masculus.
+
+ M. AVRELIO. MASCVLO.
+ V. E.
+ OB. EXIMIAM. PRAESIDATVS
+ EIVS. INTEGRITATEM. ET
+ EGREGIAM. AD OMNES HOMINES
+ MANSVETVDINEM. ET. VRGENTIS
+ ANNONAE. SINCERAM. PRAEBITIONEM.
+ AC. MVNIFICENTIAM. ET. QVOD. AQVAE
+ VSVM. VETVSTATE. LAPSVM. REQVI-
+ SITVM. AC. REPERTVM. SAECVLI
+ FELICITATE. CVRSVI. PRISTINO
+ REDDIDERIT.
+ COLLEG. III.
+ QVIB. EX. SCC. P. EST
+ PATRONO. DIGNISS.
+
+Inscribed by the three corporations under the authority of the Senate,
+to their most worthy Patron, His Excellency M. Aurelius Masculus, in
+testimony of their gratitude for the blessings of his incorruptible
+administration, his wonderful affability to all without Distinction,
+his generous Distribution of Corn in time of Dearth, his munificence in
+repairing the ruinous aqueduct, in searching for, discovering and
+restoring the water to its former course for the Benefit of the
+Community.
+
+This president well deserved such a mark of respect from a people whom
+he had assisted in two such essential articles, as their corn and their
+water. You know the praeses of a Roman province had the jus sigendi
+clavi, the right to drive a nail in the Kalendar, the privilege of
+wearing the latus clavus, or broad studs on his garment, the gladius,
+infula, praetexta, purpura & annulus aureus, the Sword, Diadem, purple
+Robe, and gold Ring, he had his vasa, vehicula, apparitores, Scipio
+eburneus, & sella curulis, Kettledrums, [I know the kettledrum is a
+modern invention; but the vasa militari modo conclamata was something
+analogous.] Chariots, Pursuivants, ivory staff, and chair of state.
+
+I shall give you one more sepulchral inscription on a marble, which is
+now placed over the gate of the church belonging to the convent of St.
+Pont, a venerable building, which stands at the bottom of the hill,
+fronting the north side of the town of Nice. This St. Pont, or Pontius,
+was a Roman convert to Christianity, who suffered martyrdom at
+Cemenelion in the year 261, during the reigns of the emperors Valerian
+and Gallienus. The legends recount some ridiculous miracles wrought in
+favour of this saint, both before and after his death. Charles V.
+emperor of Germany and king of Spain, caused this monastery to be built
+on the spot where Pontius suffered decapitation. But to return to the
+inscription: it appears in these words.
+
+ M. M. A.
+ FLAVIAE. BASILLAE. CONIVG. CARISSIM.
+ DOM. ROMA. MIRAE. ERGA. MARITUM. AMORIS.
+ ADQ. CASTITAT. FAEMINAE. QVAE. VIXIT
+ ANN. XXXV. M. III. DIEB. XII. AVRELIVS
+ RHODISMANVS. AVG. LIB. COMMEM. ALP.
+ MART. ET. AVRELIA, ROMVLA. FILII.
+ IMPATIENTISSIM. DOLOR. EIVS. ADFLICTI
+ ADQ. DESOLATI. CARISSIM. AC MERENT. FERET.
+ FEC. ET. DED,
+
+Freely consecrated by Aurelius Rhodismanus, the Emperor's Freedman, to
+the much honoured memory of his dear Consort Flavia Aurelia of Rome, a
+woman equally distinguished by her unblemished Virtue and conjugal
+affection. His children Martial and Aurelia Romula deeply affected and
+distressed by the Violence of his Grief, erected and dedicated a
+monument to their dear deserving Parent. [I don't pretend to translate
+these inscriptions literally, because I am doubtful about the meaning
+of some abbreviations.]
+
+The amphitheatre of Cemenelion is but very small, compared to that of
+Nismes. The arena is ploughed up, and bears corn: some of the seats
+remain, and part of two opposite porticos; but all the columns, and the
+external facade of the building, are taken away so that it is
+impossible to judge of the architecture, all we can perceive is, that
+it was built in an oval form. About one hundred paces from the
+amphitheatre stood an antient temple, supposed to have been dedicated
+to Apollo. The original roof is demolished, as well as the portico; the
+vestiges of which may still be traced. The part called the Basilica,
+and about one half of the Cella Sanctior, remain, and are converted
+into the dwelling-house and stable of the peasant who takes care of the
+count de Gubernatis's garden, in which this monument stands. In the
+Cella Sanctior, I found a lean cow, a he-goat, and a jack-ass; the very
+same conjunction of animals which I had seen drawing a plough in
+Burgundy. Several mutilated statues have been dug up from the ruins of
+this temple; and a great number of medals have been found in the
+different vineyards which now occupy the space upon which stood the
+antient city of Cemenelion. These were of gold, silver, and brass. Many
+of them were presented to Charles Emanuel I. duke of Savoy. The prince
+of Monaco has a good number of them in his collection; and the rest are
+in private hands. The peasants, in digging, have likewise found many
+urns, lachrymatories, and sepulchral stones, with epitaphs, which are
+now dispersed among different convents and private houses. All this
+ground is a rich mine of antiquities, which, if properly worked, would
+produce a great number of valuable curiosities. Just by the temple of
+Apollo were the ruins of a bath, composed of great blocks of marble,
+which have been taken away for the purposes of modern building. In all
+probability, many other noble monuments of this city have been
+dilapidated by the same barbarous oeconomy. There are some subterranean
+vaults, through which the water was conducted to this bath, still
+extant in the garden of the count de Gubernatis. Of the aqueduct that
+conveyed water to the town, I can say very little, but that it was
+scooped through a mountain: that this subterranean passage was
+discovered some years ago, by removing the rubbish which choaked it up:
+that the people penetrating a considerable way, by the help of lighted
+torches, found a very plentiful stream of water flowing in an aqueduct,
+as high as an ordinary man, arched over head, and lined with a sort of
+cement. They could not, however, trace this stream to its source; and
+it is again stopped up with earth and rubbish. There is not a soul in
+this country, who has either spirit or understanding to conduct an
+inquiry of this kind. Hard by the amphitheatre is a convent of
+Recollets, built in a very romantic situation, on the brink of a
+precipice. On one side of their garden, they ascend to a kind of
+esplanade, which they say was part of the citadel of Cemenelion. They
+have planted it with cypress-trees, and flowering-shrubs. One of the
+monks told me, that it is vaulted below, as they can plainly perceive
+by the sound of their instruments used in houghing the ground. A very
+small expence would bring the secrets of this cavern to light. They
+have nothing to do, but to make a breach in the wall, which appears
+uncovered towards the garden.
+
+The city of Cemenelion was first sacked by the Longobards, who made an
+irruption into Provence, under their king Alboinus, about the middle of
+the sixth century. It was afterwards totally destroyed by the Saracens,
+who, at different times, ravaged this whole coast. The remains of the
+people are supposed to have changed their habitation, and formed a
+coalition with the inhabitants of Nice.
+
+What further I have to say of Nice, you shall know in good time; at
+present, I have nothing to add, but what you very well know, that I am
+always your affectionate humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER, XIV
+
+NICE, January 20, 1764.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Last Sunday I crossed Montalban on horseback, with some
+Swiss officers, on a visit to our consul, Mr. B--d, who lives at Ville
+Franche, about half a league from Nice. It is a small town, built upon
+the side of a rock, at the bottom of the harbour, which is a fine
+basin, surrounded with hills on every side, except to the south, where
+it lies open to the sea. If there was a small island in the mouth of
+it, to break off the force of the waves, when the wind is southerly, it
+would be one of the finest harbours in the world; for the ground is
+exceeding good for anchorage: there is a sufficient depth of water, and
+room enough for the whole navy of England. On the right hand, as you
+enter the port, there is an elegant fanal, or lighthouse, kept in good
+repair: but in all the charts of this coast which I have seen, this
+lanthorn is laid down to the westward of the harbour; an error equally
+absurd and dangerous, as it may mislead the navigator, and induce him
+to run his ship among the rocks, to the eastward of the lighthouse,
+where it would undoubtedly perish. Opposite to the mouth of the harbour
+is the fort, which can be of no service, but in defending the shipping
+and the town by sea; for, by land, it is commanded by Montalban, and
+all the hills in the neighbourhood. In the war of 1744, it was taken
+and retaken. At present, it is in tolerable good repair. On the left of
+the fort, is the basin for the gallies, with a kind of dock, in which
+they are built, and occasionally laid up to be refitted. This basin is
+formed by a pretty stone mole; and here his Sardinian majesty's two
+gallies lie perfectly secure, moored with their sterns close to the
+jette. I went on board one of these vessels, and saw about two hundred
+miserable wretches, chained to the banks on which they sit and row,
+when the galley is at sea. This is a sight which a British subject,
+sensible of the blessing he enjoys, cannot behold without horror and
+compassion. Not but that if we consider the nature of the case, with
+coolness and deliberation, we must acknowledge the justice, and even
+sagacity, of employing for the service of the public, those malefactors
+who have forfeited their title to the privileges of the community.
+Among the slaves at Ville Franche is a Piedmontese count, condemned to
+the gallies for life, in consequence of having been convicted of
+forgery. He is permitted to live on shore; and gets money by employing
+the other slaves to knit stockings for sale. He appears always in the
+Turkish habit, and is in a fair way of raising a better fortune than
+that which he has forfeited.
+
+It is a great pity, however, and a manifest outrage against the law of
+nations, as well as of humanity, to mix with those banditti, the
+Moorish and Turkish prisoners who are taken in the prosecution of open
+war. It is certainly no justification of this barbarous practice, that
+the Christian prisoners are treated as cruelly at Tunis and Algiers. It
+would be for the honour of Christendom, to set an example of generosity
+to the Turks; and, if they would not follow it, to join their naval
+forces, and extirpate at once those nests of pirates, who have so long
+infested the Mediterranean. Certainly, nothing can be more shameful,
+than the treaties which France and the Maritime Powers have concluded
+with those barbarians. They supply them with artillery, arms, and
+ammunition, to disturb their neighbours. They even pay them a sort of
+tribute, under the denomination of presents; and often put up with
+insults tamely, for the sordid consideration of a little gain in the
+way of commerce. They know that Spain, Sardinia, and almost all the
+Catholic powers in the Mediterranean, Adriatic, and Levant, are at
+perpetual war with those Mahometans; that while Algiers, Tunis, and
+Sallee, maintain armed cruisers at sea, those Christian powers will not
+run the risque of trading in their own bottoms, but rather employ as
+carriers the maritime nations, who are at peace with the infidels. It
+is for our share of this advantage, that we cultivate the piratical
+States of Barbary, and meanly purchase passports of them, thus
+acknowledging them masters of the Mediterranean.
+
+The Sardinian gallies are mounted each with five-and-twenty oars, and
+six guns, six-pounders, of a side, and a large piece of artillery
+amidships, pointing ahead, which (so far as I am able to judge) can
+never be used point-blank, without demolishing the head or prow of the
+galley. The accommodation on board for the officers is wretched. There
+is a paltry cabin in the poop for the commander; but all the other
+officers lie below the slaves, in a dungeon, where they have neither
+light, air, nor any degree of quiet; half suffocated by the heat of the
+place; tormented by fleas, bugs, and lice; and disturbed by the
+incessant noise over head. The slaves lie upon the naked banks, without
+any other covering than a tilt. This, however, is no great hardship, in
+a climate where there is scarce any winter. They are fed with a very
+scanty allowance of bread, and about fourteen beans a day and twice a
+week they have a little rice, or cheese, but most of them, while they
+are in harbour knit stockings, or do some other kind of work, which
+enables them to make some addition to this wretched allowance. When
+they happen to be at sea in bad weather, their situation is truly
+deplorable. Every wave breaks over the vessel, and not only keeps them
+continually wet, but comes with such force, that they are dashed
+against the banks with surprising violence: sometimes their limbs are
+broke, and sometimes their brains dashed out. It is impossible (they
+say) to keep such a number of desperate people under any regular
+command, without exercising such severities as must shock humanity. It
+is almost equally impossible to maintain any tolerable degree of
+cleanliness, where such a number of wretches are crouded together
+without conveniences, or even the necessaries of life. They are ordered
+twice a week to strip, clean, and bathe themselves in the sea: but,
+notwithstanding all the precautions of discipline, they swarm with
+vermin, and the vessel smells like an hospital, or crouded jail. They
+seem, nevertheless, quite insensible of their misery, like so many
+convicts in Newgate: they laugh and sing, and swear, and get drunk when
+they can. When you enter by the stern, you are welcomed by a band of
+music selected from the slaves; and these expect a gratification. If
+you walk forwards, you must take care of your pockets. You will be
+accosted by one or other of the slaves, with a brush and blacking-ball
+for cleaning your shoes; and if you undergo this operation, it is ten
+to one but your pocket is picked. If you decline his service, and keep
+aloof, you will find it almost impossible to avoid a colony of vermin,
+which these fellows have a very dexterous method of conveying to
+strangers. Some of the Turkish prisoners, whose ransom or exchange is
+expected, are allowed to go ashore, under proper inspection; and those
+forcats, who have served the best part of the time for which they were
+condemned, are employed in public works, under a guard of soldiers. At
+the harbour of Nice, they are hired by ship-masters to bring ballast,
+and have a small proportion of what they earn, for their own use: the
+rest belongs to the king. They are distinguished by an iron shackle
+about one of their legs. The road from Nice to Ville Franche is scarce
+passable on horseback: a circumstance the more extraordinary, as those
+slaves, in the space of two or three months, might even make it fit for
+a carriage, and the king would not be one farthing out of pocket, for
+they are quite idle the greatest part of the year.
+
+The gallies go to sea only in the summer. In tempestuous weather, they
+could not live out of port. Indeed, they are good for nothing but in
+smooth water during a calm; when, by dint of rowing, they make good
+way. The king of Sardinia is so sensible of their inutility, that he
+intends to let his gallies rot; and, in lieu of them, has purchased two
+large frigates in England, one of fifty, and another of thirty guns,
+which are now in the harbour of Ville Franche. He has also procured an
+English officer, one Mr. A--, who is second in command on board of one
+of them, and has the title of captain consulteur, that is, instructor
+to the first captain, the marquis de M--i, who knows as little of
+seamanship as I do of Arabic.
+
+The king, it is said, intends to have two or three more frigates, and
+then he will be more than a match for the Barbary corsairs, provided
+care be taken to man his fleet in a proper manner: but this will never
+be done, unless he invites foreigners into his service, officers as
+well as seamen; for his own dominions produce neither at present. If he
+is really determined to make the most of the maritime situation of his
+dominions, as well as of his alliance with Great-Britain, he ought to
+supply his ships with English mariners, and put a British commander at
+the head of his fleet. He ought to erect magazines and docks at Villa
+Franca; or if there is not conveniency for building, he may at least
+have pits and wharfs for heaving down and careening; and these ought to
+be under the direction of Englishmen, who best understand all the
+particulars of marine oeconomy. Without all doubt, he will not be able
+to engage foreigners, without giving them liberal appointments; and
+their being engaged in his service will give umbrage to his own
+subjects: but, when the business is to establish a maritime power,
+these considerations ought to be sacrificed to reasons of public
+utility. Nothing can be more absurd and unreasonable, than the murmurs
+of the Piedmontese officers at the preferment of foreigners, who
+execute those things for the advantage of their country, of which they
+know themselves incapable. When Mr. P--n was first promoted in the
+service of his Sardinian majesty, he met with great opposition, and
+numberless mortifications, from the jealousy of the Piedmontese
+officers, and was obliged to hazard his life in many rencounters with
+them, before they would be quiet. Being a man of uncommon spirit, he
+never suffered the least insult or affront to pass unchastised. He had
+repeated opportunities of signalizing his valour against the Turks; and
+by dint of extraordinary merit, and long services not only attained the
+chief command of the gallies, with the rank of lieutenant-general, but
+also acquired a very considerable share of the king's favour, and was
+appointed commandant of Nice. His Sardinian majesty found his account
+more ways than one, in thus promoting Mr. P--n. He made the acquisition
+of an excellent officer, of tried courage and fidelity, by whose advice
+he conducted his marine affairs. This gentleman was perfectly well
+esteemed at the court of London. In the war of 1744, he lived in the
+utmost harmony with the British admirals who commanded our fleet in the
+Mediterranean. In consequence of this good understanding, a thousand
+occasional services were performed by the English ships, for the
+benefit of his master, which otherwise could not have been done,
+without a formal application to our ministry; in which case, the
+opportunities would have been lost. I know our admirals had general
+orders and instructions, to cooperate in all things with his Sardinian
+majesty; but I know, also, by experience, how little these general
+instructions avail, when the admiral is not cordially interested in the
+service. Were the king of Sardinia at present engaged with England in a
+new war against France, and a British squadron stationed upon this
+coast, as formerly, he would find a great difference in this
+particular. He should therefore carefully avoid having at Nice a
+Savoyard commandant, utterly ignorant of sea affairs; unacquainted with
+the true interest of his master; proud, and arbitrary; reserved to
+strangers, from a prejudice of national jealousy; and particularly
+averse to the English.
+
+With respect to the antient name of Villa Franca, there is a dispute
+among antiquarians. It is not at all mentioned in the Itinerarium of
+Antoninus, unless it is meant as the port of Nice. But it is more
+surprising, that the accurate Strabo, in describing this coast,
+mentions no such harbour. Some people imagine it is the Portus Herculis
+Monaeci. But this is undoubtedly what is now called Monaco; the harbour
+of which exactly tallies with what Strabo says of the Portus Monaeci--
+neque magnas, neque multas capit naves, It holds but a few vessels and
+those of small burthen. Ptolomy, indeed, seems to mention it under the
+name of Herculis Portus, different from the Portus Monaeci. His words
+are these: post vari ostium ad Ligustrium mare, massiliensium, sunt
+Nicaea, Herculis Portus, Trophaea Augusti, Monaeci Portus, Beyond the
+mouth of the Var upon the Ligurian Coast, the Marsilian Colonies are
+Nice, Port Hercules, Trophaea and Monaco. In that case, Hercules was
+worshipped both here and at Monaco, and gave his name to both places.
+But on this subject, I shall perhaps speak more fully in another
+letter, after I have seen the Trophaea Augusti, now called Tourbia, and
+the town of Monaco, which last is about three leagues from Nice. Here I
+cannot help taking notice of the following elegant description from the
+Pharsalia, which seems to have been intended for this very harbour.
+
+ Finis et Hesperiae promoto milite varus,
+ Quaque sub Herculeo sacratus numine Portus
+ Urget rupe cava Pelagus, non Corus in illum
+ Jus habet, aut Zephirus, solus sua littora turbat
+ Circius, et tuta prohibet statione Monaeci.
+
+ The Troops advanc'd as far
+ As flows th' Hesperian Boundary, the Var;
+ And where the mountain scoop'd by nature's hands,
+ The spacious Port of Hercules, expands;
+
+ Here the tall ships at anchor safe remain
+ Tho' Zephyr blows, or Caurus sweeps the Plain;
+ The Southern Blast alone disturbs the Bay;
+ And to Monaco's safer Port obstructs the way.
+
+The present town of Villa Franca was built and settled in the
+thirteenth century, by order of Charles II. king of the Sicilies, and
+count of Provence, in order to defend the harbour from the descents of
+the Saracens, who at that time infested the coast. The inhabitants were
+removed hither from another town, situated on the top of a mountain in
+the neighbourhood, which those pirates had destroyed. Some ruins of the
+old town are still extant. In order to secure the harbour still more
+effectually, Emanuel Philibert, duke of Savoy, built the fort in the
+beginning of the last century, together with the mole where the gallies
+are moored. As I said before, Ville Franche is built on the face of a
+barren rock, washed by the sea; and there is not an acre of plain
+ground within a mile of it. In summer, the reflexion of the sun from
+the rocks must make it intolerably hot; for even at this time of the
+year, I walked myself into a profuse sweat, by going about a quarter of
+a mile to see the gallies.
+
+Pray remember me to our friends at A--'s, and believe me to be ever
+yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER XV
+
+NICE, January 3, 1764.
+
+MADAM,--In your favour which I received by Mr. M--l, you remind me of
+my promise, to communicate the remarks I have still to make on the
+French nation; and at the same time you signify your opinion, that I am
+too severe in my former observations. You even hint a suspicion, that
+this severity is owing to some personal cause of resentment; but, I
+protest, I have no particular cause of animosity against any individual
+of that country. I have neither obligation to, nor quarrel with, any
+subject of France; and when I meet with a Frenchman worthy of my
+esteem, I can receive him into my friendship with as much cordiality,
+as I could feel for any fellow-citizen of the same merit. I even
+respect the nation, for the number of great men it has produced in all
+arts and sciences. I respect the French officers, in particular, for
+their gallantry and valour; and especially for that generous humanity
+which they exercise towards their enemies, even amidst the horrors of
+war. This liberal spirit is the only circumstance of antient chivalry,
+which I think was worth preserving. It had formerly flourished in
+England, but was almost extinguished in a succession of civil wars,
+which are always productive of cruelty and rancour. It was Henry IV. of
+France, (a real knight errant) who revived it in Europe. He possessed
+that greatness of mind, which can forgive injuries of the deepest dye:
+and as he had also the faculty of distinguishing characters, he found
+his account, in favouring with his friendship and confidence, some of
+those who had opposed him in the field with the most inveterate
+perseverance. I know not whether he did more service to mankind in
+general, by reviving the practice of treating his prisoners with
+generosity, than he prejudiced his own country by patronizing the
+absurd and pernicious custom of duelling, and establishing a punto,
+founded in diametrical opposition to common sense and humanity.
+
+I have often heard it observed, that a French officer is generally an
+agreeable companion when he is turned of fifty. Without all doubt, by
+that time, the fire of his vivacity, which makes him so troublesome in
+his youth, will be considerably abated, and in other respects, he must
+be improved by his experience. But there is a fundamental error in the
+first principles of his education, which time rather confirms than
+removes. Early prejudices are for the most part converted into habits
+of thinking; and accordingly you will find the old officers in the
+French service more bigotted than their juniors, to the punctilios of
+false honour.
+
+A lad of a good family no sooner enters into the service, than he
+thinks it incumbent upon him to shew his courage in a rencontre. His
+natural vivacity prompts him to hazard in company every thing that
+comes uppermost, without any respect to his seniors or betters; and ten
+to one but he says something, which he finds it necessary to maintain
+with his sword. The old officer, instead of checking his petulance,
+either by rebuke or silent disapprobation, seems to be pleased with his
+impertinence, and encourages every sally of his presumption. Should a
+quarrel ensue, and the parties go out, he makes no efforts to
+compromise the dispute; but sits with a pleasing expectation to learn
+the issue of the rencontre. If the young man is wounded, he kisses him
+with transport, extols his bravery, puts him into the hands of the
+surgeon, and visits him with great tenderness every day, until he is
+cured. If he is killed on the spot, he shrugs up his shoulders--says,
+quelle dommage! c'etoit un amiable enfant! ah, patience! What pity! he
+was a fine Boy! It can't be helpt! and in three hours the defunct is
+forgotten. You know, in France, duels are forbid, on pain of death: but
+this law is easily evaded. The person insulted walks out; the
+antagonist understands the hint, and follows him into the street, where
+they justle as if by accident, draw their swords, and one of them is
+either killed or disabled, before any effectual means can be used to
+part them. Whatever may be the issue of the combat, the magistrate
+takes no cognizance of it; at least, it is interpreted into an
+accidental rencounter, and no penalty is incurred on either side. Thus
+the purpose of the law is entirely defeated, by a most ridiculous and
+cruel connivance. The meerest trifles in conversation, a rash word, a
+distant hint, even a look or smile of contempt, is sufficient to
+produce one of these combats; but injuries of a deeper dye, such as
+terms of reproach, the lie direct, a blow, or even the menace of a
+blow, must be discussed with more formality. In any of these cases, the
+parties agree to meet in the dominions of another prince, where they
+can murder each other, without fear of punishment. An officer who is
+struck, or even threatened with a blow must not be quiet, until he
+either kills his antagonist, or loses his own life. A friend of mine,
+(a Nissard) who was in the service of France, told me, that some years
+ago, one of their captains, in the heat of passion, struck his
+lieutenant. They fought immediately: the lieutenant was wounded and
+disarmed. As it was an affront that could not be made up, he no sooner
+recovered of his wounds, than he called out the captain a second time.
+In a word, they fought five times before the combat proved decisive at
+last, the lieutenant was left dead on the spot. This was an event which
+sufficiently proved the absurdity of the punctilio that gave rise to
+it. The poor gentleman who was insulted, and outraged by the brutality
+of the aggressor, found himself under the necessity of giving him a
+further occasion to take away his life. Another adventure of the same
+kind happened a few years ago in this place. A French officer having
+threatened to strike another, a formal challenge ensued; and it being
+agreed that they should fight until one of them dropped, each provided
+himself with a couple of pioneers to dig his grave on the spot. They
+engaged just without one of the gates of Nice, in presence of a great
+number of spectators, and fought with surprising fury, until the ground
+was drenched with their blood. At length one of them stumbled, and
+fell; upon which the other, who found himself mortally wounded,
+advancing, and dropping his point, said, "Je te donne ce que tu m'as
+ote." "I'll give thee that which thou hast taken from me." So saying,
+he dropped dead upon the field. The other, who had been the person
+insulted, was so dangerously wounded that he could not rise. Some of
+the spectators carried him forthwith to the beach, and putting him into
+a boat, conveyed him by sea to Antibes. The body of his antagonist was
+denied Christian burial, as he died without absolution, and every body
+allowed that his soul went to hell: but the gentlemen of the army
+declared, that he died like a man of honour. Should a man be never so
+well inclined to make atonement in a peaceable manner, for an insult
+given in the heat of passion, or in the fury of intoxication, it cannot
+be received. Even an involuntary trespass from ignorance, or absence of
+mind, must be cleansed with blood. A certain noble lord, of our
+country, when he was yet a commoner, on his travels, involved himself
+in a dilemma of this sort, at the court of Lorrain. He had been riding
+out, and strolling along a public walk, in a brown study, with his
+horse-whip in his hand, perceived a caterpillar crawling on the back of
+a marquis, who chanced to be before him. He never thought of the petit
+maitre; but lifting up his whip, in order to kill the insect, laid it
+across his shoulders with a crack, that alarmed all the company in the
+walk. The marquis's sword was produced in a moment, and the aggressor
+in great hazard of his life, as he had no weapon of defence. He was no
+sooner waked from his reverie, than he begged pardon, and offered to
+make all proper concessions for what he had done through mere
+inadvertency. The marquis would have admitted his excuses, had there
+been any precedent of such an affront being washed away without blood.
+A conclave of honour was immediately assembled; and after long
+disputes, they agreed, that an involuntary offence, especially from
+such a kind of man, d'un tel homme, might be attoned by concessions.
+That you may have some idea of the small beginning, from which many
+gigantic quarrels arise, I shall recount one that lately happened at
+Lyons, as I had it from the mouth of a person who was an ear and eye
+witness of the transaction. Two Frenchmen, at a public ordinary,
+stunned the rest of the company with their loquacity. At length, one of
+them, with a supercilious air, asked the other's name. "I never tell my
+name, (said he) but in a whisper." "You may have very good reasons for
+keeping it secret," replied the first. "I will tell you," (resumed the
+other): with these words he rose; and going round to him, pronounced,
+loud enough to be heard by the whole company, "Je m'appelle Pierre
+Paysan; et vous etes un impertinent." "My name is Peter Peasant, and
+you are an impertinent fellow." So saying, he walked out: the
+interrogator followed him into the street, where they justled, drew
+their swords, and engaged. He who asked the question was run through
+the body; but his relations were so powerful, that the victor was
+obliged to fly his country, was tried and condemned in his absence; his
+goods were confiscated; his wife broke her heart; his children were
+reduced to beggary; and he himself is now starving in exile. In England
+we have not yet adopted all the implacability of the punctilio. A
+gentleman may be insulted even with a blow, and survive, after having
+once hazarded his life against the aggressor. The laws of honour in our
+country do not oblige him either to slay the person from whom he
+received the injury, or even to fight to the last drop of his own
+blood. One finds no examples of duels among the Romans, who were
+certainly as brave and as delicate in their notions of honour as the
+French. Cornelius Nepos tells us, that a famous Athenian general,
+having a dispute with his colleague, who was of Sparta, a man of a
+fiery disposition, this last lifted up his cane to strike him. Had this
+happened to a French petit maitre, death must have ensued: but mark
+what followed--The Athenian, far from resenting the outrage, in what is
+now called a gentlemanlike manner, said, "Do, strike if you please; but
+hear me." He never dreamed of cutting the Lacedemonian's throat; but
+bore with his passionate temper, as the infirmity of a friend who had a
+thousand good qualities to overbalance that defect.
+
+I need not expatiate upon the folly and the mischief which are
+countenanced and promoted by the modern practice of duelling. I need
+not give examples of friends who have murdered each other, in obedience
+to this savage custom, even while their hearts were melting with mutual
+tenderness; nor will I particularize the instances which I myself know,
+of whole families ruined, of women and children made widows and
+orphans, of parents deprived of only sons, and of valuable lives lost
+to the community, by duels, which had been produced by one unguarded
+expression, uttered without intention of offence, in the heat of
+dispute and altercation. I shall not insist upon the hardship of a
+worthy man's being obliged to devote himself to death, because it is
+his misfortune to be insulted by a brute, a bully, a drunkard, or a
+madman: neither will I enlarge upon this side of the absurdity, which
+indeed amounts to a contradiction in terms; I mean the dilemma to which
+a gentleman in the army is reduced, when he receives an affront: if he
+does not challenge and fight his antagonist, he is broke with infamy by
+a court-martial; if he fights and kills him, he is tried by the civil
+power, convicted of murder, and, if the royal mercy does not interpose,
+he is infallibly hanged: all this, exclusive of the risque of his own
+life in the duel, and his conscience being burthened with the blood of
+a man, whom perhaps he has sacrificed to a false punctilio, even
+contrary to his own judgment. These are reflections which I know your
+own good sense will suggest, but I will make bold to propose a remedy
+for this gigantic evil, which seems to gain ground everyday: let a
+court be instituted for taking cognizance of all breaches of honour,
+with power to punish by fine, pillory, sentence of infamy, outlawry,
+and exile, by virtue of an act of parliament made for this purpose; and
+all persons insulted, shall have recourse to this tribunal: let every
+man who seeks personal reparation with sword, pistol, or other
+instrument of death, be declared infamous, and banished the kingdom:
+let every man, convicted of having used a sword or pistol, or other
+mortal weapon, against another, either in duel or rencountre,
+occasioned by any previous quarrel, be subject to the same penalties:
+if any man is killed in a duel, let his body be hanged upon a public
+gibbet, for a certain time, and then given to the surgeons: let his
+antagonist be hanged as a murderer, and dissected also; and some mark
+of infamy be set on the memory of both. I apprehend such regulations
+would put an effectual stop to the practice of duelling, which nothing
+but the fear of infamy can support; for I am persuaded, that no being,
+capable of reflection, would prosecute the trade of assassination at
+the risque of his own life, if this hazard was at the same time
+reinforced by the certain prospect of infamy and ruin. Every person of
+sentiment would in that case allow, that an officer, who in a duel robs
+a deserving woman of her husband, a number of children of their father,
+a family of its support, and the community of a fellow-citizen, has as
+little merit to plead from exposing his own person, as a highwayman, or
+housebreaker, who every day risques his life to rob or plunder that
+which is not of half the importance to society. I think it was from the
+Buccaneers of America, that the English have learned to abolish one
+solecism in the practice of duelling: those adventurers decided their
+personal quarrels with pistols; and this improvement has been adopted
+in Great Britain with good success; though in France, and other parts
+of the continent, it is looked upon as a proof of their barbarity. It
+is, however, the only circumstance of duelling, which savours of common
+sense, as it puts all mankind upon a level, the old with the young, the
+weak with the strong, the unwieldy with the nimble, and the man who
+knows not how to hold a sword with the spadassin, who has practised
+fencing from the cradle. What glory is there in a man's vanquishing an
+adversary over whom he has a manifest advantage? To abide the issue of
+a combat in this case, does not even require that moderate share of
+resolution which nature has indulged to her common children.
+Accordingly, we have seen many instances of a coward's provoking a man
+of honour to battle. In the reign of our second Charles, when duels
+flourished in all their absurdity, and the seconds fought while their
+principals were engaged, Villiers, Duke of Buckingham, not content with
+having debauched the countess of Shrewsbury and publishing her shame,
+took all opportunities of provoking the earl to single combat, hoping
+he should have an easy conquest, his lordship being a puny little
+creature, quiet, inoffensive, and every way unfit for such personal
+contests. He ridiculed him on all occasions; and at last declared in
+public company, that there was no glory in cuckolding Shrewsbury, who
+had not spirit to resent the injury. This was an insult which could not
+be overlooked. The earl sent him a challenge; and they agreed to fight,
+at Barns-Elms, in presence of two gentlemen, whom they chose for their
+seconds. All the four engaged at the same time; the first thrust was
+fatal to the earl of Shrewsbury; and his friend killed the duke's
+second at the same instant. Buckingham, elated with his exploit, set
+out immediately for the earl's seat at Cliefden, where he lay with his
+wife, after having boasted of the murder of her husband, whose blood he
+shewed her upon his sword, as a trophy of his prowess. But this very
+duke of Buckingham was little better than a poltroon at bottom. When
+the gallant earl of Ossory challenged him to fight in Chelsea fields,
+he crossed the water to Battersea, where he pretended to wait for his
+lordship; and then complained to the house of lords, that Ossory had
+given him the rendezvous, and did not keep his appointment. He knew the
+house would interpose in the quarrel, and he was not disappointed.
+Their lordships obliged them both to give their word of honour, that
+their quarrel should have no other consequences.
+
+I ought to make an apology for having troubled a lady with so many
+observations on a subject so unsuitable to the softness of the fair
+sex; but I know you cannot be indifferent to any thing that so nearly
+affects the interests of humanity, which I can safely aver have alone
+suggested every thing which has been said by, Madam, Your very humble
+servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XVI
+
+NICE, May 2, 1764.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,--A few days ago, I rode out with two gentlemen of this
+country, to see a stream of water which was formerly conveyed in an
+aqueduct to the antient city of Cemenelion, from whence this place is
+distant about a mile, though separated by abrupt rocks and deep
+hollows, which last are here honoured with the name of vallies. The
+water, which is exquisitely cool, and light and pure, gushes from the
+middle of a rock by a hole which leads to a subterranean aqueduct
+carried through the middle of the mountain. This is a Roman work, and
+the more I considered it, appeared the more stupendous. A peasant who
+lives upon the spot told us, he had entered by this hole at eight in
+the morning, and advanced so far, that it was four in the afternoon
+before he came out. He said he walked in the water, through a regular
+canal formed of a hard stone, lined with a kind of cement, and vaulted
+overhead; but so high in most parts he could stand upright, yet in
+others, the bed of the canal was so filled with earth and stones, that
+he was obliged to stoop in passing. He said that there were air-holes
+at certain distances (and indeed I saw one of these not far from the
+present issue) that there were some openings and stone seats on the
+sides, and here and there figures of men formed of stone, with hammers
+and working tools in their hands. I am apt to believe the fellow
+romanced a little, in order to render his adventure the more
+marvellous: but I am certainly informed, that several persons have
+entered this passage, and proceeded a considerable way by the light of
+torches, without arriving at the source, which (if we may believe the
+tradition of the country) is at the distance of eight leagues from this
+opening; but this is altogether incredible. The stream is now called la
+fontaine de muraille, and is carefully conducted by different branches
+into the adjacent vineyards and gardens, for watering the ground. On
+the side of the same mountain, more southerly, at the distance of half
+a mile, there is another still more copious discharge of the same kind
+of water, called la source du temple. It was conveyed through the same
+kind of passage, and put to the same use as the other; and I should
+imagine they are both from the same source, which, though hitherto
+undiscovered, must be at a considerable distance, as the mountain is
+continued for several leagues to the westward, without exhibiting the
+least signs of water in any other part. But, exclusive of the
+subterranean conduits, both these streams must have been conveyed
+through aqueducts extending from hence to Cemenelion over steep rocks
+and deep ravines, at a prodigious expence. The water from this source
+du temple, issues from a stone building which covers the passage in the
+rock. It serves to turn several olive, corn, and paper mills, being
+conveyed through a modern aqueduct raised upon paultry arcades at the
+expence of the public, and afterwards is branched off in very small
+streams, for the benefit of this parched and barren country. The Romans
+were so used to bathing, that they could not exist without a great
+quantity of water; and this, I imagine, is one reason that induced them
+to spare no labour and expence in bringing it from a distance, when
+they had not plenty of it at home. But, besides this motive, they had
+another: they were so nice and delicate in their taste of water, that
+they took great pains to supply themselves with the purest and lightest
+from afar, for drinking and culinary uses, even while they had plenty
+of an inferior sort for their bath, and other domestic purposes. There
+are springs of good water on the spot where Cemenelion stood: but there
+is a hardness in all well-water, which quality is deposited in running
+a long course, especially, if exposed to the influence of the sun and
+air. The Romans, therefore, had good reason to soften and meliorate
+this element, by conveying it a good length of way in open aqueducts.
+What was used in the baths of Cemenelion, they probably brought in
+leaden pipes, some of which have been dug up very lately by accident.
+You must know, I made a second excursion to these antient ruins, and
+measured the arena of the amphitheatre with packthread. It is an oval
+figure; the longest diameter extending to about one hundred and
+thirteen feet, and the shortest to eighty-eight; but I will not answer
+for the exactness of the measurement. In the center of it, there was a
+square stone, with an iron ring, to which I suppose the wild beasts
+were tied, to prevent their springing upon the spectators. Some of the
+seats remain, the two opposite entrances, consisting each of one large
+gate, and two lateral smaller doors, arched: there is also a
+considerable portion of the external wall; but no columns, or other
+ornaments of architecture. Hard by, in the garden of the count de
+Gubernatis, I saw the remains of a bath, fronting the portal of the
+temple, which I have described in a former letter; and here were some
+shafts of marble pillars, particularly a capital of the Corinthian
+order beautifully cut, of white alabaster. Here the count found a large
+quantity of fine marble, which he has converted to various uses; and
+some mutilated statues, bronze as well as marble. The peasant shewed me
+some brass and silver medals, which he has picked up at different times
+in labouring the ground; together with several oblong beads of coloured
+glass, which were used as ear-rings by the Roman ladies; and a small
+seal of agate, very much defaced. Two of the medals were of Maximian
+and Gallienus; the rest were so consumed, that I could not read the
+legend. You know, that on public occasions, such as games, and certain
+sacrifices, handfuls of medals were thrown among the people; a
+practice, which accounts for the great number which have been already
+found in this district. I saw some subterranean passages, which seemed
+to have been common sewers; and a great number of old walls still
+standing along the brink of a precipice, which overhangs the Paglion.
+The peasants tell me, that they never dig above a yard in depth,
+without finding vaults or cavities. All the vineyards and
+garden-grounds, for a considerable extent, are vaulted underneath; and
+all the ground that produces their grapes, fruit, and garden-stuff, is
+no more than the crumpled lime and rubbish of old Roman buildings,
+mixed with manure brought from Nice. This antient town commanded a most
+noble prospect of the sea; but is altogether inaccessible by any kind
+of wheel carriage. If you make shift to climb to it on horseback, you
+cannot descend to the plain again, without running the risk of breaking
+your neck.
+
+About seven or eight miles on the other side of Nice, are the remains
+of another Roman monument which has greatly suffered from the barbarity
+of successive ages. It was a trophy erected by the senate of Rome, in
+honour of Augustus Caesar, when he had totally subdued all the
+ferocious nations of these Maritime Alps; such as the Trumpilini
+Camuni, Vennontes, Isnarci, Breuni, etc. It stands upon the top of a
+mountain which overlooks the town of Monaco, and now exhibits the
+appearance of an old ruined tower. There is a description of what it
+was, in an Italian manuscript, by which it appears to have been a
+beautiful edifice of two stories, adorned with columns and trophies in
+alto-relievo, with a statue of Augustus Caesar on the top. On one of
+the sides was an inscription, some words of which are still legible,
+upon the fragment of a marble found close to the old building: but the
+whole is preserved in Pliny, who gives it, in these words, lib. iii.
+cap. 20.
+
+ IMPERATORI CAESARI DIVI. F. AVG. PONT.
+ MAX. IMP. XIV. TRIBVNIC. POTEST. XVIII.
+ S. P. Q. R.
+ QVODEIVSDVCTV, AVSPICIISQ. GENIES ALPINAE OMNES,
+ QVAE A MARI SVPERO AD INFERVM PERTINEBANT, SVB
+ IMPERIVM PO. RO. SUNT REDAC. GENTES ALPINAE DEVICTAE.
+ TRVMPILINI CAMVNI, VENNONETES, ISNARCI, BREVNI,
+ NAVNES, FOCVNATES, VINDELICORVM GENTES QVATVOR,
+ CONSVANETES, VIRVCINATES, LICATES, CATENATES, ABI-
+ SONTES, RVGVSCI, SVANETES, CALVCONES, BRIXENTES,
+ LEPONTII, VIBERI, NANTVATES, SEDVNI, VERAGRI,
+ SALASSI, ACITAVONES MEDVLLI, VCINI, CATVRIGES,
+ BRIGIANI, SOGIVNTII, NEMALONES, EDENETES,
+ ESVBIANI, VEAMINI, GALLITAE, TRIVLLATI,
+ ECTINI, VERGVNNI, EGVITVRI. NEMENTVRI,
+ ORATELLI, NERVSCI, VELAVNI, SVETRI.
+
+This Trophy is erected by the Senate and People of Rome to the Emperor
+Caesar Augustus, son of the divine Julius, in the fourteenth year of
+his imperial Dignity, and in the eighteenth of his Tribunician Power,
+because under his command and auspices all the nations of the Alps from
+the Adriatic to the Tuscanian Sea, were reduced under the Dominion of
+Rome. The Alpine nations subdued were the Trumpelini, etc.
+
+Pliny, however, is mistaken in placing this inscription on a trophy
+near the Augusta praetoria, now called Aosta, in Piedmont: where,
+indeed, there is a triumphal arch, but no inscription. This noble
+monument of antiquity was first of all destroyed by fire; and
+afterwards, in Gothic times, converted into a kind of fortification.
+The marbles belonging to it were either employed in adorning the church
+of the adjoining village, which is still called Turbia, a corruption of
+Trophaea; [This was formerly a considerable town called Villa Martis,
+and pretends to the honour of having given birth to Aulus Helvius, who
+succeeded Commodus as emperor of Rome, by the name of Pertinax which he
+acquired from his obstinate refusal of that dignity, when it was forced
+upon him by the senate. You know this man, though of very low birth,
+possessed many excellent qualities, and was basely murdered by the
+praetorian guards, at the instigation of Didius Tulianus. For my part,
+I could never read without emotion, that celebrated eulogium of the
+senate who exclaimed after his death, Pertinace, imperante, securi
+viximus neminem timuimus, patre pio, patre senatus, patre omnium,
+honorum, We lived secure and were afraid of nothing under the
+Government of Pertinax, our affectionate Father, Father of the Senate,
+Father to all the children of Virtue.] or converted into tomb-stones,
+or carried off to be preserved in one or two churches of Nice. At
+present, the work has the appearance of a ruinous watch-tower, with
+Gothic battlements; and as such stands undistinguished by those who
+travel by sea from hence to Genoa, and other ports of Italy. I think I
+have now described all the antiquities in the neighbourhood of Nice,
+except some catacombs or caverns, dug in a rock at St. Hospice, which
+Busching, in his geography, has described as a strong town and seaport,
+though in fact, there is not the least vestige either of town or
+village. It is a point of land almost opposite to the tower of Turbia,
+with the mountains of which it forms a bay, where there is a great and
+curious fishery of the tunny fish, farmed of the king of Sardinia. Upon
+this point there is a watch-tower still kept in repair, to give notice
+to the people in the neighbourhood, in case any Barbary corsairs should
+appear on the coast. The catacombs were in all probability dug, in
+former times, as places of retreat for the inhabitants upon sudden
+descents of the Saracens, who greatly infested these seas for several
+successive centuries. Many curious persons have entered them and
+proceeded a considerable way by torch-light, without arriving at the
+further extremity; and the tradition of the country is, that they reach
+as far as the ancient city of Cemenelion; but this is an idle
+supposition, almost as ridiculous as that which ascribes them to the
+labour and ingenuity of the fairies: they consist of narrow
+subterranean passages, vaulted with stone and lined with cement. Here
+and there one finds detached apartments like small chambers, where I
+suppose the people remained concealed till the danger was over.
+Diodorus Siculus tells us, that the antient inhabitants of this country
+usually lived under ground. "Ligures in terra cubant ut plurimum;
+plures ad cava, saxa speluncasque ab natura factas ubi tegantur corpora
+divertunt," "The Ligurians mostly lie on the bare ground; many of them
+lodge in bare Caves and Caverns where they are sheltered from the
+inclemency of the weather." This was likewise the custom of the
+Troglodytae, a people bordering upon Aethiopia who, according to
+Aelian, lived in subterranean caverns; from whence, indeed they took
+their name trogli, signifying a cavern; and Virgil, in his Georgics,
+thus describes the Sarmatae,
+
+ Ipsi in defossis specubus, secura sub alta
+ Ocia agunt terra.--
+
+ In Subterranean Caves secure they lie
+ Nor heed the transient seasons as they fly.
+
+These are dry subjects; but such as the country affords. If we have not
+white paper, we must snow with brown. Even that which I am now
+scrawling may be useful, if, not entertaining: it is therefore the more
+confidently offered by--Dear Sir, Yours affectionately.
+
+
+
+LETTER XVII
+
+NICE, July 2, 1764.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Nice was originally a colony from Marseilles. You know the
+Phocians (if we may believe Justin and Polybius) settled in Gaul, and
+built Marseilles, during the reign of Tarquinius Priscus at Rome. This
+city flourished to such a degree, that long before the Romans were in a
+condition to extend their dominion, it sent forth colonies, and
+established them along the coast of Liguria. Of these, Nice, or Nicaea,
+was one of the most remarkable; so called, in all probability, from the
+Greek word Nike, signifying Victoria, in consequence of some important
+victory obtained over the Salii and Ligures, who were the antient
+inhabitants of this country. Nice, with its mother city, being in the
+sequel subdued by the Romans, fell afterwards successively under the
+dominion of the Goths, Burgundians, and Franks, the kings of Arles, and
+the kings of Naples, as counts of Provence. In the year one thousand
+three hundred and eighty-eight, the city and county of Nice being but
+ill protected by the family of Durazzo, voluntarily surrendered
+themselves to Amadaeus, surnamed the Red, duke of Savoy; and since that
+period, they have continued as part of that potentate's dominions,
+except at such times as they have been over-run and possessed by the
+power of France, which hath always been a troublesome neighbour to this
+country. The castle was begun by the Arragonian counts of Provence, and
+afterwards enlarged by several successive dukes of Savoy, so as to be
+deemed impregnable, until the modern method of besieging began to take
+place. A fruitless attempt was made upon it in the year one thousand
+five hundred and forty-three, by the French and Turks in conjunction:
+but it was reduced several times after that period, and is now in
+ruins. The celebrated engineer Vauban, being commanded by Louis XIV to
+give in a plan for fortifying Nice, proposed, that the river Paglion
+should be turned into a new channel, so as to surround the town to the
+north, and fall into the harbour; that where the Paglion now runs to
+the westward of the city walls, there should be a deep ditch to be
+filled with sea-water; and that a fortress should be built to the
+westward of this fosse. These particulars might be executed at no very
+great expence; but, I apprehend, they would be ineffectual, as the town
+is commanded by every hill in the neighbourhood; and the exhalations
+from stagnating sea-water would infallibly render the air unwholesome.
+Notwithstanding the undoubted antiquity of Nice, very few monuments of
+that antiquity now remain. The inhabitants say, they were either
+destroyed by the Saracens in their successive descents upon the coast,
+by the barbarous nations in their repeated incursions, or used in
+fortifying the castle, as well as in building other edifices. The city
+of Cemenelion, however, was subject to the same disasters, and even
+entirely ruined, nevertheless, we still find remains of its antient
+splendor. There have been likewise a few stones found at Nice, with
+antient inscriptions; but there is nothing of this kind standing,
+unless we give the name of antiquity to a marble cross on the road to
+Provence, about half a mile from the city. It stands upon a pretty high
+pedestal with steps, under a pretty stone cupola or dome, supported by
+four Ionic pillars, on the spot where Charles V. emperor of Germany,
+Francis I. of France, and pope Paul II. agreed to have a conference, in
+order to determine all their disputes. The emperor came hither by sea,
+with a powerful fleet, and the French king by land, at the head of a
+numerous army. All the endeavours of his holiness, however, could not
+effect a peace; but they agreed to a truce of ten years. Mezerai
+affirms, that these two great princes never saw one another on this
+occasion; and that this shyness was owing to the management of the
+pope, whose private designs might have been frustrated, had they come
+to a personal interview. In the front of the colonade, there is a small
+stone, with an inscription in Latin, which is so high, and so much
+defaced, that I cannot read it.
+
+In the sixteenth century there was a college erected at Nice, by
+Emanuel Philibert, duke of Savoy, for granting degrees to students of
+law; and in the year one thousand six hundred and fourteen, Charles
+Emanuel I. instituted the senate of Nice; consisting of a president,
+and a certain number of senators, who are distinguished by their purple
+robes, and other ensigns of authority. They administer justice, having
+the power of life and death, not only through the whole county of Nice,
+but causes are evoked from Oneglia, and some other places, to their
+tribunal, which is the dernier ressort, from whence there is no appeal.
+The commandant, however, by virtue of his military power and
+unrestricted authority, takes upon him to punish individuals by
+imprisonment, corporal pains, and banishment, without consulting the
+senate, or indeed, observing any form of trial. The only redress
+against any unjust exercise of this absolute power, is by complaint to
+the king; and you know, what chance a poor man has for being redressed
+in this manner.
+
+With respect to religion, I may safely say, that here superstition
+reigns under the darkest shades of ignorance and prejudice. I think
+there are ten convents and three nunneries within and without the walls
+of Nice; and among them all, I never could hear of one man who had made
+any tolerable advances in any kind of human learning. All ecclesiastics
+are exempted from any exertion of civil power, being under the
+immediate protection and authority of the bishop, or his vicar. The
+bishop of Nice is suffragan of the archbishop of Ambrun in France; and
+the revenues of the see amount to between five and six hundred pounds
+sterling. We have likewise an office of the inquisition, though I do
+not hear that it presumes to execute any acts of jurisdiction, without
+the king's special permission. All the churches are sanctuaries for all
+kinds of criminals, except those guilty of high treason; and the
+priests are extremely jealous of their privileges in this particular.
+They receive, with open arms, murderers, robbers, smugglers, fraudulent
+bankrupts, and felons of every denomination; and never give them up,
+until after having stipulated for their lives and liberty. I need not
+enlarge upon the pernicious consequences of this infamous prerogative,
+calculated to raise and extend the power and influence of the Roman
+church, on the ruins of morality and good order. I saw a fellow, who
+had three days before murdered his wife in the last month of pregnancy,
+taking the air with great composure and serenity, on the steps of a
+church in Florence; and nothing is more common, than to see the most
+execrable villains diverting themselves in the cloysters of some
+convents at Rome.
+
+Nice abounds with noblesse, marquisses, counts, and barons. Of these,
+three or four families are really respectable: the rest are novi
+homines, sprung from Bourgeois, who have saved a little money by their
+different occupations, and raised themselves to the rank of noblesse by
+purchase. One is descended from an avocat; another from an apothecary;
+a third from a retailer of wine, a fourth from a dealer in anchovies;
+and I am told, there is actually a count at Villefranche, whose father
+sold macaroni in the streets. A man in this country may buy a
+marquisate, or a county, for the value of three or four hundred pounds
+sterling, and the title follows the fief; but he may purchase lettres
+de noblesse for about thirty or forty guineas. In Savoy, there are six
+hundred families of noblesse; the greater part of which have not above
+one hundred crowns a year to maintain their dignity. In the mountains
+of Piedmont, and even in this country of Nice, there are some
+representatives of very antient and noble families, reduced to the
+condition of common peasants; but they still retain the antient pride
+of their houses, and boast of the noble blood that runs in their veins.
+A gentleman told me, that in travelling through the mountains, he was
+obliged to pass a night in the cottage of one of these rusticated
+nobles, who called to his son in the evening, "Chevalier, as-tu donne a
+manger aux cochons?" "Have you fed the Hogs, Sir Knight?" This,
+however, is not the case with the noblesse of Nice. Two or three of
+them have about four or five hundred a year: the rest, in general, may
+have about one hundred pistoles, arising from the silk, oil, wine, and
+oranges, produced in their small plantations, where they have also
+country houses. Some few of these are well built, commodious, and
+situated; but, for the most part, they are miserable enough. Our
+noblesse, notwithstanding their origin, and the cheap rate at which
+their titles have been obtained, are nevertheless extremely tenacious
+of their privileges, very delicate in maintaining the etiquette, and
+keep at a very stately distance from the Bourgeoisie. How they live in
+their families, I do not choose to enquire; but, in public, Madame
+appears in her robe of gold, or silver stuff, with her powder and
+frisure, her perfumes, her paint and her patches; while Monsieur Le
+Comte struts about in his lace and embroidery. Rouge and fard are more
+peculiarly necessary in this country, where the complexion and skin are
+naturally swarthy and yellow. I have likewise observed, that most of
+the females are pot-bellied; a circumstance owing, I believe, to the
+great quantity of vegetable trash which they eat. All the horses,
+mules, asses, and cattle, which feed upon grass, have the same
+distension. This kind of food produces such acid juices in the stomach,
+as excite a perpetual sense of hunger. I have been often amazed at the
+voracious appetites of these people. You must not expect that I should
+describe the tables and the hospitality of our Nissard gentry. Our
+consul, who is a very honest man, told me, he had lived four and thirty
+years in the country, without having once eat or drank in any of their
+houses.
+
+The noblesse of Nice cannot leave the country without express leave
+from the king; and this leave, when obtained, is for a limited time,
+which they dare not exceed, on pain of incurring his majesty's
+displeasure. They must, therefore, endeavour to find amusements at
+home; and this, I apprehend, would be no easy task for people of an
+active spirit or restless disposition. True it is, the religion of the
+country supplies a never-failing fund of pastime to those who have any
+relish for devotion; and this is here a prevailing taste. We have had
+transient visits of a puppet-shew, strolling musicians, and
+rope-dancers; but they did not like their quarters, and decamped
+without beat of drum. In the summer, about eight or nine at night, part
+of the noblesse may be seen assembled in a place called the Pare; which
+is, indeed, a sort of a street formed by a row of very paltry houses on
+one side, and on the other, by part of the town-wall, which screens it
+from a prospect of the sea, the only object that could render it
+agreeable. Here you may perceive the noblesse stretched in pairs upon
+logs of wood, like so many seals upon the rocks by moon-light, each
+dame with her cicisbeo: for, you must understand, this Italian fashion
+prevails at Nice among all ranks of people; and there is not such a
+passion as jealousy known. The husband and the cicisbeo live together
+as sworn brothers; and the wife and the mistress embrace each other
+with marks of the warmest affection. I do not choose to enter into
+particulars. I cannot open the scandalous chronicle of Nice, without
+hazard of contamination. With respect to delicacy and decorum, you may
+peruse dean Swift's description of the Yahoos, and then you will have
+some idea of the porcheria, that distinguishes the gallantry of Nice.
+But the Pare is not the only place of public resort for our noblesse in
+a summer's evening. Just without one of our gates, you will find them
+seated in ditches on the highway side, serenaded with the croaking of
+frogs, and the bells and braying of mules and asses continually passing
+in a perpetual cloud of dust. Besides these amusements, there is a
+public conversazione every evening at the commandant's house called the
+Government, where those noble personages play at cards for farthings.
+In carnival time, there is also, at this same government, a ball twice
+or thrice a week, carried on by subscription. At this assembly every
+person, without distinction, is permitted to dance in masquerade: but,
+after dancing, they are obliged to unmask, and if Bourgeois, to retire.
+No individual can give a ball, without obtaining a permission and guard
+of the commandant; and then his house is open to all masques, without
+distinction, who are provided with tickets, which tickets are sold by
+the commandant's secretary, at five sols a-piece, and delivered to the
+guard at the door. If I have a mind to entertain my particular friends,
+I cannot have more than a couple of violins; and, in that case, it is
+called a conversazione.
+
+Though the king of Sardinia takes all opportunities to distinguish the
+subjects of Great-Britain with particular marks of respect, I have seen
+enough to be convinced, that our nation is looked upon with an evil eye
+by the people of Nice; and this arises partly from religious
+prejudices, and partly from envy, occasioned by a ridiculous notion of
+our superior wealth. For my own part, I owe them nothing on the score
+of civilities; and therefore, I shall say nothing more on the subject,
+lest I should be tempted to deviate from that temperance and
+impartiality which I would fain hope have hitherto characterised the
+remarks of,-- Dear Sir, your faithful, humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XVIII
+
+NICE, September 2, 1764.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,--I wrote in May to Mr. B-- at Geneva, and gave him what
+information he desired to have, touching the conveniences of Nice. I
+shall now enter into the same detail, for the benefit of such of your
+friends or patients, as may have occasion to try this climate.
+
+The journey from Calais to Nice, of four persons in a coach, or two
+post-chaises, with a servant on horseback, travelling post, may be
+performed with ease, for about one hundred and twenty pounds, including
+every expence. Either at Calais or at Paris, you will always find a
+travelling coach or berline, which you may buy for thirty or forty
+guineas, and this will serve very well to reconvey you to your own
+country.
+
+In the town of Nice, you will find no ready-furnished lodgings for a
+whole family. Just without one of the gates, there are two houses to be
+let, ready-furnished, for about five loui'dores per month. As for the
+country houses in this neighbourhood, they are damp in winter, and
+generally without chimnies; and in summer they are rendered
+uninhabitable by the heat and the vermin. If you hire a tenement in
+Nice, you must take it for a year certain; and this will cost you about
+twenty pounds sterling. For this price, I have a ground floor paved
+with brick, consisting of a kitchen, two large halls, a couple of good
+rooms with chimnies, three large closets that serve for bed-chambers,
+and dressing-rooms, a butler's room, and three apartments for servants,
+lumber or stores, to which we ascend by narrow wooden stairs. I have
+likewise two small gardens, well stocked with oranges, lemons, peaches,
+figs, grapes, corinths, sallad, and pot-herbs. It is supplied with a
+draw-well of good water, and there is another in the vestibule of the
+house, which is cool, large, and magnificent. You may hire furniture
+for such a tenement for about two guineas a month: but I chose rather
+to buy what was necessary; and this cost me about sixty pounds. I
+suppose it will fetch me about half the money when I leave the place.
+It is very difficult to find a tolerable cook at Nice. A common maid,
+who serves the people of the country, for three or four livres a month,
+will not live with an English family under eight or ten. They are all
+slovenly, slothful, and unconscionable cheats. The markets at Nice are
+tolerably well supplied. Their beef, which comes from Piedmont, is
+pretty good, and we have it all the year. In the winter we have
+likewise excellent pork, and delicate lamb; but the mutton is
+indifferent. Piedmont, also, affords us delicious capons, fed with
+maize; and this country produces excellent turkeys, but very few geese.
+Chickens and pullets are extremely meagre. I have tried to fatten them,
+without success. In summer they are subject to the pip, and die in
+great numbers. Autumn and winter are the seasons for game; hares,
+partridges, quails, wild-pigeons, woodcocks, snipes, thrushes,
+beccaficas, and ortolans. Wild-boar is sometimes found in the
+mountains: it has a delicious taste, not unlike that of the wild hog in
+Jamaica; and would make an excellent barbecue, about the beginning of
+winter, when it is in good case: but, when meagre, the head only is
+presented at tables. Pheasants are very scarce. As for the heath-game,
+I never saw but one cock, which my servant bought in the market, and
+brought home; but the commandant's cook came into my kitchen, and
+carried it of, after it was half plucked, saying, his master had
+company to dinner. The hares are large, plump, and juicy. The
+partridges are generally of the red sort; large as pullets, and of a
+good flavour: there are also some grey partridges in the mountains; and
+another sort of a white colour, that weigh four or five pounds each.
+Beccaficas are smaller than sparrows, but very fat, and they are
+generally eaten half raw. The best way of dressing them is to stuff
+them into a roll, scooped of it's crum; to baste them well with butter,
+and roast them, until they are brown and crisp. The ortolans are kept
+in cages, and crammed, until they die of fat, then eaten as dainties.
+The thrush is presented with the trail, because the bird feeds on
+olives. They may as well eat the trail of a sheep, because it feeds on
+the aromatic herbs of the mountain. In the summer, we have beef, veal,
+and mutton, chicken, and ducks; which last are very fat, and very
+flabby. All the meat is tough in this season, because the excessive
+heat, and great number of flies, will not admit of its being kept any
+time after it is killed. Butter and milk, though not very delicate, we
+have all the year. Our tea and fine sugar come from Marseilles, at a
+very reasonable price.
+
+Nice is not without variety of fish; though they are not counted so
+good in their kinds as those of the ocean. Soals, and flat-fish in
+general, are scarce. Here are some mullets, both grey and red. We
+sometimes see the dory, which is called St Pierre; with rock-fish,
+bonita, and mackarel. The gurnard appears pretty often; and there is
+plenty of a kind of large whiting, which eats pretty well; but has not
+the delicacy of that which is caught on our coast. One of the best fish
+of this country, is called Le Loup, about two or three pounds in
+weight; white, firm, and well-flavoured. Another, no-way inferior to
+it, is the Moustel, about the same size; of a dark-grey colour, and
+short, blunt snout; growing thinner and flatter from the shoulders
+downwards, so as to resemble a soal at the tail. This cannot be the
+mustela of the antients, which is supposed to be the sea lamprey. Here
+too are found the vyvre, or, as we call it, weaver; remarkable for its
+long, sharp spines, so dangerous to the fingers of the fishermen. We
+have abundance of the saepia, or cuttle-fish, of which the people in
+this country make a delicate ragout; as also of the polype de mer,
+which is an ugly animal, with long feelers, like tails, which they
+often wind about the legs of the fishermen. They are stewed with
+onions, and eat something like cow-heel. The market sometimes affords
+the ecrivisse de mer, which is a lobster without claws, of a sweetish
+taste; and there are a few rock oysters, very small and very rank.
+Sometimes the fishermen find under water, pieces of a very hard cement,
+like plaister of Paris, which contain a kind of muscle, called la
+datte, from its resemblance to a date. These petrifactions are commonly
+of a triangular form and may weigh about twelve or fifteen pounds each
+and one of them may contain a dozen of these muscles which have nothing
+extraordinary in the taste or flavour, though extremely curious, as
+found alive and juicy, in the heart of a rock, almost as hard as
+marble, without any visible communication with the air or water. I take
+it for granted, however, that the inclosing cement is porous, and
+admits the finer parts of the surrounding fluid. In order to reach the
+muscles, this cement must be broke with large hammers; and it may be
+truly said, the kernal is not worth the trouble of cracking the shell.
+[These are found in great plenty at Ancona and other parts of the
+Adriatic, where they go by the name of Bollani, as we are informed by
+Keysler.] Among the fish of this country, there is a very ugly animal
+of the eel species, which might pass for a serpent: it is of a dusky,
+black colour, marked with spots of yellow, about eighteen inches, or
+two feet long. The Italians call it murena; but whether it is the fish
+which had the same name among the antient Romans, I cannot pretend to
+determine. The antient murena was counted a great delicacy, and was
+kept in ponds for extraordinary occasions. Julius Caesar borrowed six
+thousand for one entertainment: but I imagined this was the river
+lamprey. The murena of this country is in no esteem, and only eaten by
+the poor people.
+
+Craw-fish and trout are rarely found in the rivers among the mountains.
+The sword-fish is much esteemed in Nice, and called l'empereur, about
+six or seven feet long: but I have never seen it. [Since I wrote the
+above letter, I have eaten several times of this fish, which is as
+white as the finest veal, and extremely delicate. The emperor
+associates with the tunny fish, and is always taken in their company.]
+They are very scarce; and when taken, are generally concealed, because
+the head belongs to the commandant, who has likewise the privilege of
+buying the best fish at a very low price. For which reason, the choice
+pieces are concealed by the fishermen, and sent privately to Piedmont
+or Genoa. But, the chief fisheries on this coast are of the sardines,
+anchovies, and tunny. These are taken in small quantities all the year;
+but spring and summer is the season when they mostly abound. In June
+and July, a fleet of about fifty fishing-boats puts to sea every
+evening about eight o'clock, and catches anchovies in immense
+quantities. One small boat sometimes takes in one night twenty-five
+rup, amounting to six hundred weight; but it must be observed, that the
+pound here, as well as in other parts of Italy, consists but of twelve
+ounces. Anchovies, besides their making a considerable article in the
+commerce of Nice, are a great resource in all families. The noblesse
+and burgeois sup on sallad and anchovies, which are eaten on all their
+meagre days. The fishermen and mariners all along this coast have
+scarce any other food but dry bread, with a few pickled anchovies; and
+when the fish is eaten, they rub their crusts with the brine. Nothing
+can be more delicious than fresh anchovies fried in oil: I prefer them
+to the smelts of the Thames. I need not mention, that the sardines and
+anchovies are caught in nets; salted, barrelled, and exported into all
+the different kingdoms and states of Europe. The sardines, however, are
+largest and fattest in the month of September. A company of adventurers
+have farmed the tunny-fishery of the king, for six years; a monopoly,
+for which they pay about three thousand pounds sterling. They are at a
+very considerable expence for nets, boats, and attendance. Their nets
+are disposed in a very curious manner across the small bay of St.
+Hospice, in this neighbourhood, where the fish chiefly resort. They are
+never removed, except in the winter, and when they want repair: but
+there are avenues for the fish to enter, and pass, from one inclosure
+to another. There is a man in a boat, who constantly keeps watch. When
+he perceives they are fairly entered, he has a method for shutting all
+the passes, and confining the fish to one apartment of the net, which
+is lifted up into the boat, until the prisoners are taken and secured.
+The tunny-fish generally runs from fifty to one hundred weight; but
+some of them are much larger. They are immediately gutted, boiled, and
+cut in slices. The guts and head afford oil: the slices are partly
+dried, to be eaten occasionally with oil and vinegar, or barrelled up
+in oil, to be exported. It is counted a delicacy in Italy and Piedmont,
+and tastes not unlike sturgeon. The famous pickle of the ancients,
+called garum, was made of the gills and blood of the tunny, or thynnus.
+There is a much more considerable fishery of it in Sardinia, where it
+is said to employ four hundred persons; but this belongs to the duc de
+St. Pierre. In the neighbourhood of Villa Franca, there are people
+always employed in fishing for coral and sponge, which grow adhering to
+the rocks under water. Their methods do not favour much of ingenuity.
+For the coral, they lower down a swab, composed of what is called
+spunyarn on board our ships of war, hanging in distinct threads, and
+sunk by means of a great weight, which, striking against the coral in
+its descent, disengages it from the rocks; and some of the pieces being
+intangled among the threads of the swab, are brought up with it above
+water. The sponge is got by means of a cross-stick, fitted with hooks,
+which being lowered down, fastens upon it, and tears it from the rocks.
+In some parts of the Adriatic and Archipelago, these substances are
+gathered by divers, who can remain five minutes below water. But I will
+not detain you one minute longer; though I must observe, that there is
+plenty of fine samphire growing along all these rocks, neglected and
+unknown.--Adieu.
+
+
+
+LETTER XIX
+
+NICE, October 10, 1764.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Before I tell you the price of provisions at Nice, it will
+be necessary to say something of the money. The gold coin of Sardinia
+consists of the doppia di savoia, value twenty-four livres Piedmontese,
+about the size of a loui'dore; and the mezzo doppia, or piece of twelve
+livres. In silver, there is the scudo of six livres, the mezzo scudo of
+three; and the quarto, or pezza di trenta soldi: but all these are very
+scarce. We seldom see any gold and silver coin, but the loui'dore, and
+the six, and three-livre Pieces of France; a sure sign that the French
+suffer by their contraband commerce with the Nissards. The coin chiefly
+used at market is a piece of copper silvered, that passes for seven
+sols and a half; another of the same sort, valued two sols and a half.
+They have on one side the impression of the king's head; and on the
+other, the arms of Savoy, with a ducal crown, inscribed with his name
+and titles. There are of genuine copper, pieces of one sol, stamped on
+one side with a cross fleuree; and on the reverse, with the king's
+cypher and crown, inscribed as the others: finally, there is another
+small copper piece, called piccalon, the sixth part of a sol, with a
+plain cross, and on the reverse, a slip-knot surmounted with a crown;
+the legend as above. The impression and legend on the gold and silver
+coins, are the same as those on the pieces of seven sols and a half.
+The livre of Piedmont consists of twenty sols, and is very near of the
+same value as an English shilling: ten sols, therefore, are equal to
+six-pence sterling. Butcher's meat in general sells at Nice for three
+sols a pound; and veal is something dearer: but then there are but
+twelve ounces in the pound, which being allowed for, sixteen ounces,
+come for something less than twopence halfpenny English. Fish commonly
+sells for four sols the twelve ounces, or five for the English pound;
+and these five are equivalent to three-pence of our money: but
+sometimes we are obliged to pay five, and even six sols for the
+Piedmontese pound of fish. A turkey that would sell for five or six
+shillings at the London market, costs me but three at Nice. I can buy a
+good capon for thirty sols, or eighteen-pence; and the same price I pay
+for a brace of partridges, or a good hare. I can have a woodcock for
+twenty-four sols; but the pigeons are dearer than in London. Rabbits
+are very rare; and there is scarce a goose to be seen in the whole
+county of Nice. Wild-ducks and teal are sometimes to be had in the
+winter; and now I am speaking of sea-fowl, it may not be amiss to tell
+you what I know of the halcyon, or king's-fisher. It is a bird, though
+very rare in this country about the size of a pigeon; the body brown,
+and the belly white: by a wonderful instinct it makes its nest upon the
+surface of the sea, and lays its eggs in the month of November, when
+the Mediterranean is always calm and smooth as a mill-pond. The people
+about here call them martinets, because they begin to hatch about
+Martinmass. Their nests are sometimes seen floating near the shore, and
+generally become the prize of the boys, who are very alert in catching
+them.
+
+You know all sea-birds are allowed by the church of Rome to be eaten on
+meagre days, as a kind of fish; and the monks especially do not fail to
+make use of this permission. Sea turtle, or tortoises, are often found
+at sea by the mariners, in these latitudes: but they are not the green
+sort, so much in request among the aldermen of London. All the
+Mediterranean turtle are of the kind called loggerhead, which in the
+West-Indies are eaten by none but hungry seamen, negroes, and the
+lowest class of people. One of these, weighing about two hundred
+pounds, was lately brought on shore by the fishermen of Nice, who found
+it floating asleep on the surface of the sea. The whole town was
+alarmed at sight of such a monster, the nature of which they could not
+comprehend. However, the monks, called minims, of St. Francesco di
+Paolo, guided by a sure instinct, marked it as their prey, and
+surrounded it accordingly. The friars of other convents, not quite so
+hungry, crowding down to the beach, declared it should not be eaten;
+dropped some hints about the possibility of its being something
+praeternatural and diabolical, and even proposed exorcisms and
+aspersions with holy water. The populace were divided according to
+their attachment to this, or that convent: a mighty clamour arose; and
+the police, in order to remove the cause of their contention, ordered
+the tortoise to be recommitted to the waves; a sentence which the
+Franciscans saw executed, not without sighs and lamentation. The
+land-turtle, or terrapin, is much better known at Nice, as being a
+native of this country; yet the best are brought from the island of
+Sardinia. The soup or bouillon of this animal is always prescribed here
+as a great restorative to consumptive patients. The bread of Nice is
+very indifferent, and I am persuaded very unwholesome. The flour is
+generally musty, and not quite free of sand. This is either owing to
+the particles of the mill-stone rubbed off in grinding, or to what
+adheres to the corn itself, in being threshed upon the common ground;
+for there are no threshing-floors in this country. I shall now take
+notice of the vegetables of Nice. In the winter, we have green pease,
+asparagus, artichoaks, cauliflower, beans, French beans, celery, and
+endive; cabbage, coleworts, radishes, turnips, carrots, betteraves,
+sorrel lettuce, onions, garlic, and chalot. We have potatoes from the
+mountains, mushrooms, champignons, and truffles. Piedmont affords white
+truffles, counted the most delicious in the world: they sell for about
+three livres the pound. The fruits of this season are pickled olives,
+oranges, lemons, citrons, citronelles, dried figs, grapes, apples,
+pears, almonds, chestnuts, walnuts, filberts, medlars, pomegranates,
+and a fruit called azerolles, [The Italians call them Lazerruoli.]
+about the size of a nutmeg, of an oblong shape, red colour, and
+agreeable acid taste. I might likewise add the cherry of the Laurus
+cerasus, which is sold in the market; very beautiful to the eye, but
+insipid to the palate. In summer we have all those vegetables in
+perfection. There is also a kind of small courge, or gourd, of which
+the people of the country make a very savoury ragout, with the help of
+eggs, cheese, and fresh anchovies. Another is made of the badenjean,
+which the Spaniards call berengena: [This fruit is called Melanzana in
+Italy and is much esteemed by the Jews in Leghorn. Perhaps Melanzana is
+a corruption of Malamsana.] it is much eaten in Spain and the Levant,
+as well as by the Moors in Barbary. It is about the size and shape of a
+hen's egg, inclosed in a cup like an acorn; when ripe, of a faint
+purple colour. It grows on a stalk about a foot high, with long spines
+or prickles. The people here have different ways of slicing and
+dressing it, by broiling, boiling, and stewing, with other ingredients:
+but it is at best an insipid dish. There are some caperbushes in this
+neighbourhood, which grow wild in holes of garden walls, and require no
+sort of cultivation: in one or two gardens, there are palm-trees; but
+the dates never ripen. In my register of the weather, I have marked the
+seasons of the principal fruits in this country. In May we have
+strawberries, which continue in season two or three months. These are
+of the wood kind; very grateful, and of a good flavour; but the
+scarlets and hautboys are not known at Nice. In the beginning of June,
+and even sooner, the cherries begin to be ripe. They are a kind of
+bleeding hearts; large, fleshy, and high flavoured, though rather too
+luscious. I have likewise seen a few of those we call Kentish cherries
+which are much more cool, acid, and agreeable, especially in this hot
+climate. The cherries are succeeded by the apricots and peaches, which
+are all standards, and of consequence better flavoured than what we
+call wall-fruit. The trees, as well as almonds, grow and bear without
+care and cultivation, and may be seen in the open fields about Nice,
+but without proper culture, the fruit degenerates. The best peaches I
+have seen at Nice are the amberges, of a yellow hue, and oblong shape,
+about the size of a small lemon. Their consistence is much more solid
+than that of our English peaches, and their taste more delicious.
+Several trees of this kind I have in my own garden. Here is likewise
+plenty of other sorts; but no nectarines. We have little choice of
+plumbs. Neither do I admire the pears or apples of this country: but
+the most agreeable apples I ever tasted, come from Final, and are
+called pomi carli. The greatest fault I find with most fruits in this
+climate, is, that they are too sweet and luscious, and want that
+agreeable acid which is so cooling and so grateful in a hot country.
+This, too, is the case with our grapes, of which there is great plenty
+and variety, plump and juicy, and large as plumbs. Nature, however, has
+not neglected to provide other agreeable vegetable juices to cool the
+human body. During the whole summer, we have plenty of musk melons. I
+can buy one as large as my head for the value of an English penny: but
+one of the best and largest, weighing ten or twelve pounds, I can have
+for twelve sols, or about eight-pence sterling. From Antibes and
+Sardinia, we have another fruit called a watermelon, which is well
+known in Jamaica, and some of our other colonies. Those from Antibes
+are about the size of an ordinary bomb-shell: but the Sardinian and
+Jamaica watermelons are four times as large. The skin is green, smooth,
+and thin. The inside is a purple pulp, studded with broad, flat, black
+seeds, and impregnated with a juice the most cool, delicate, and
+refreshing, that can well be conceived. One would imagine the pulp
+itself dissolved in the stomach; for you may eat of it until you are
+filled up to the tongue, without feeling the least inconvenience. It is
+so friendly to the constitution, that in ardent inflammatory fevers, it
+is drank as the best emulsion. At Genoa, Florence, and Rome, it is sold
+in the streets, ready cut in slices; and the porters, sweating under
+their burthens, buy, and eat them as they pass. A porter of London
+quenches his thirst with a draught of strong beer: a porter of Rome, or
+Naples, refreshes himself with a slice of water-melon, or a glass of
+iced-water. The one costs three half-pence; the last, half a
+farthing--which of them is most effectual? I am sure the men are
+equally pleased. It is commonly remarked, that beer strengthens as well
+as refreshes. But the porters of Constantinople, who never drink any
+thing stronger than water, and eat very little animal food, will lift
+and carry heavier burthens than any other porters in the known world.
+If we may believe the most respectable travellers, a Turk will carry a
+load of seven hundred weight, which is more (I believe) than any
+English porter ever attempted to carry any length of way.
+
+Among the refreshments of these warm countries, I ought not to forget
+mentioning the sorbettes, which are sold in coffee-houses, and places
+of public resort. They are iced froth, made with juice of oranges,
+apricots, or peaches; very agreeable to the palate, and so extremely
+cold, that I was afraid to swallow them in this hot country, until I
+found from information and experience, that they may be taken in
+moderation, without any bad consequence.
+
+Another considerable article in house-keeping is wine, which we have
+here good and reasonable. The wine of Tavelle in Languedoc is very near
+as good as Burgundy, and may be had at Nice, at the rate of six-pence a
+bottle. The sweet wine of St. Laurent, counted equal to that of
+Frontignan, costs about eight or nine-pence a quart: pretty good Malaga
+may be had for half the money. Those who make their own wine choose the
+grapes from different vineyards, and have them picked, pressed, and
+fermented at home.
+
+That which is made by the peasants, both red and white, is generally
+genuine: but the wine-merchants of Nice brew and balderdash, and even
+mix it with pigeons dung and quick-lime. It cannot be supposed, that a
+stranger and sojourner should buy his own grapes, and make his own
+provision of wine: but he may buy it by recommendation from the
+peasants, for about eighteen or twenty livres the charge, consisting of
+eleven rup five pounds; in other words, of two hundred and eighty
+pounds of this country, so as to bring it for something less than
+three-pence a quart. The Nice wine, when mixed with water, makes an
+agreeable beverage. There is an inferior sort for servants drank by the
+common people, which in the cabaret does not cost above a penny a
+bottle. The people here are not so nice as the English, in the
+management of their wine. It is kept in flacons, or large flasks,
+without corks, having a little oil at top. It is not deemed the worse
+for having been opened a day or two before; and they expose it to the
+hot sun, and all kinds of weather, without hesitation. Certain it is,
+this treatment has little or no effect upon its taste, flavour, and
+transparency.
+
+The brandy of Nice is very indifferent: and the liqueurs are so
+sweetened with coarse sugar, that they scarce retain the taste or
+flavour of any other ingredient.
+
+The last article of domestic oeconomy which I shall mention is fuel, or
+wood for firing, which I buy for eleven sols (a little more than
+six-pence halfpenny) a quintal, consisting of one hundred and fifty
+pound Nice weight. The best, which is of oak, comes from Sardinia. The
+common sort is olive, which being cut with the sap in it, ought to be
+laid in during the summer; otherwise, it will make a very uncomfortable
+fire. In my kitchen and two chambers, I burned fifteen thousand weight
+of wood in four weeks, exclusive of charcoal for the kitchen stoves,
+and of pine-tops for lighting the fires. These last are as large as
+pineapples, which they greatly resemble in shape, and to which, indeed,
+they give their name; and being full of turpentine, make a wonderful
+blaze. For the same purpose, the people of these countries use the
+sarments, or cuttings of the vines, which they sell made up in small
+fascines. This great consumption of wood is owing to the large fires
+used in roasting pieces of beef, and joints, in the English manner. The
+roasts of this country seldom exceed two or three pounds of meat; and
+their other plats are made over stove holes. But it is now high time to
+conduct you from the kitchen, where you have been too long detained
+by--Your humble servant.
+
+P.S.--I have mentioned the prices of almost all the articles in
+house-keeping, as they are paid by the English: but exclusive of
+butcher's meat, I am certain the natives do not pay so much by thirty
+per cent. Their imposition on us, is not only a proof of their own
+villany and hatred, but a scandal on their government; which ought to
+interfere in favour of the subjects of a nation, to which they are so
+much bound in point of policy, as well as gratitude.
+
+
+
+
+LETTER XX
+
+NICE, October 22, 1764.
+
+SIR,--As I have nothing else to do, but to satisfy my own curiosity,
+and that of my friends, I obey your injunctions with pleasure; though
+not without some apprehension that my inquiries will afford you very
+little entertainment. The place where I am is of very little importance
+or consequence as a state or community; neither is there any thing
+curious or interesting in the character or oeconomy of its inhabitants.
+
+There are some few merchants in Nice, said to be in good circumstances.
+I know one of them, who deals to a considerable extent, and goes twice
+a year to London to attend the sales of the East-India company. He buys
+up a very large quantity of muslins, and other Indian goods, and
+freights a ship in the river to transport them to Villa Franca. Some of
+these are sent to Swisserland; but, I believe, the greater part is
+smuggled into France, by virtue of counterfeit stamps, which are here
+used without any ceremony. Indeed, the chief commerce of this place is
+a contraband traffick carried on to the disadvantage of France; and I
+am told, that the farmers of the Levant company in that kingdom find
+their account in conniving at it. Certain it is, a great quantity of
+merchandize is brought hither every week by mules from Turin and other
+parts in Piedmont, and afterwards conveyed to the other side of the
+Var, either by land or water. The mules of Piedmont are exceeding
+strong and hardy. One of them will carry a burthen of near six hundred
+weight. They are easily nourished, and require no other respite from
+their labour, but the night's repose. They are the only carriage that
+can be used in crossing the mountains, being very sure-footed: and it
+is observed that in choosing their steps, they always march upon the
+brink of the precipice. You must let them take their own way, otherwise
+you will be in danger of losing your life; for they are obstinate, even
+to desperation. It is very dangerous for a person on horseback to meet
+those animals: they have such an aversion to horses, that they will
+attack them with incredible fury, so as even to tear them and their
+riders in pieces; and the best method for avoiding this fate, is to
+clap spurs to your beast, and seek your safety in flight. I have been
+more than once obliged to fly before them. They always give you
+warning, by raising a hideous braying as soon as they perceive the
+horse at a distance. The mules of Provence are not so mischievous,
+because they are more used to the sight and society of horses: but
+those of Piedmont are by far the largest and the strongest I have seen.
+
+Some very feasible schemes for improving the commerce of Nice have been
+presented to the ministry of Turin; but hitherto without success. The
+English import annually between two and three thousand bales of raw
+silk, the growth of Piedmont; and this declaration would be held legal
+evidence. In some parts of France, the cure of the parish, on All
+Souls' day, which is called le jour des morts, says a libera domine for
+two sols, at every grave in the burying-ground, for the release of the
+soul whose body is there interred.
+
+The artisans of Nice are very lazy, very needy, very aukward, and void
+of all ingenuity. The price of their labour is very near as high as at
+London or Paris. Rather than work for moderate profit, arising from
+constant employment, which would comfortably maintain them and their
+families, they choose to starve at home, to lounge about the ramparts,
+bask themselves in the sun, or play at bowls in the streets from
+morning 'till night.
+
+The lowest class of people consists of fishermen, day labourers,
+porters, and peasants: these last are distributed chiefly in the small
+cassines in the neighbourhood of the city, and are said to amount to
+twelve thousand. They are employed in labouring the ground, and have
+all the outward signs of extreme misery. They are all diminutive,
+meagre, withered, dirty, and half naked; in their complexions, not
+barely swarthy, but as black as Moors; and I believe many of them are
+descendants of that people. They are very hard favoured; and their
+women in general have the coarsest features I have ever seen: it must
+be owned, however, they have the finest teeth in the world. The
+nourishment of those poor creatures consists of the refuse of the
+garden, very coarse bread, a kind of meal called polenta, made of
+Indian corn, which is very nourishing and agreeable, and a little oil;
+but even in these particulars, they seem to be stinted to very scanty
+meals. I have known a peasant feed his family with the skins of boiled
+beans. Their hogs are much better fed than their children. 'Tis pity
+they have no cows, which would yield milk, butter, and cheese, for the
+sustenance of their families. With all this wretchedness, one of these
+peasants will not work in your garden for less than eighteen sols,
+about eleven pence sterling, per diem; and then he does not half the
+work of an English labourer. If there is fruit in it, or any thing he
+can convey, he will infallibly steal it, if you do not keep a very
+watchful eye over him. All the common people are thieves and beggars;
+and I believe this is always the case with people who are extremely
+indigent and miserable. In other respects, they are seldom guilty of
+excesses. They are remarkably respectful and submissive to their
+superiors. The populace of Nice are very quiet and orderly. They are
+little addicted to drunkenness. I have never heard of one riot since I
+lived among them; and murder and robbery are altogether unknown. A man
+may walk alone over the county of Nice, at midnight, without danger of
+insult. The police is very well regulated. No man is permitted to wear
+a pistol or dagger' on pain of being sent to the gallies. I am
+informed, that both murder and robbery are very frequent in some parts
+of Piedmont. Even here, when the peasants quarrel in their cups, (which
+very seldom happens) they draw their knives, and the one infallibly
+stabs the other. To such extremities, however, they never proceed,
+except when there is a woman in the case; and mutual jealousy
+co-operates with the liquor they have drank, to inflame their passions.
+In Nice, the common people retire to their lodgings at eight o'clock in
+winter, and nine in summer. Every person found in the streets after
+these hours, is apprehended by the patrole; and, if he cannot give a
+good account of himself, sent to prison. At nine in winter, and ten in
+summer, there is a curfew-bell rung, warning the people to put out
+their lights, and go to bed. This is a very necessary precaution in
+towns subject to conflagrations; but of small use in Nice, where there
+is very little combustible in the houses.
+
+The punishments inflicted upon malefactors and delinquents at Nice are
+hanging for capital crimes; slavery on board the gallies for a limited
+term, or for life, according to the nature of the transgression;
+flagellation, and the strappado. This last is performed, by hoisting up
+the criminal by his hands tied behind his back, on a pulley about two
+stories high; from whence, the rope being suddenly slackened, he falls
+to within a yard or two of the ground, where he is stopped with a
+violent shock arising from the weight of his body, and the velocity of
+his descent, which generally dislocates his shoulders, with incredible
+pain. This dreadful execution is sometimes repeated in a few minutes on
+the same delinquent; so that the very ligaments are tore from his
+joints, and his arms are rendered useless for life.
+
+The poverty of the people in this country, as well as in the South of
+France, may be conjectured from the appearance of their domestic
+animals. The draughthorses, mules, and asses, of the peasants, are so
+meagre, as to excite compassion. There is not a dog to be seen in
+tolerable case; and the cats are so many emblems of famine, frightfully
+thin, and dangerously rapacious. I wonder the dogs and they do not
+devour young children. Another proof of that indigence which reigns
+among the common people, is this: you may pass through the whole South
+of France, as well as the county of Nice, where there is no want of
+groves, woods, and plantations, without hearing the song of blackbird,
+thrush, linnet, gold-finch, or any other bird whatsoever. All is silent
+and solitary. The poor birds are destroyed, or driven for refuge, into
+other countries, by the savage persecution of the people, who spare no
+pains to kill, and catch them for their own subsistence. Scarce a
+sparrow, red-breast, tomtit, or wren, can 'scape the guns and snares of
+those indefatigable fowlers. Even the noblesse make parties to go a la
+chasse, a-hunting; that is, to kill those little birds, which they eat
+as gibier, or game.
+
+The great poverty of the people here, is owing to their religion. Half
+of their time is lost in observing the great number of festivals; and
+half of their substance is given to mendicant friars and parish
+priests. But if the church occasions their indigence, it likewise, in
+some measure, alleviates the horrors of it, by amusing them with shows,
+processions, and even those very feasts, which afford a recess from
+labour, in a country where the climate disposes them to idleness. If
+the peasants in the neighbourhood of any chapel dedicated to a saint,
+whose day is to be celebrated, have a mind to make a festin, in other
+words, a fair, they apply to the commandant of Nice for a license,
+which costs them about a French crown. This being obtained, they
+assemble after service, men and women, in their best apparel, and dance
+to the musick of fiddles, and pipe and tabor, or rather pipe and drum.
+There are hucksters' stands, with pedlary ware and knick-knacks for
+presents; cakes and bread, liqueurs and wine; and thither generally
+resort all the company of Nice. I have seen our whole noblesse at one
+of these festins, kept on the highway in summer, mingled with an
+immense crowd of peasants, mules, and asses, covered with dust, and
+sweating at every pore with the excessive heat of the weather. I should
+be much puzzled to tell whence their enjoyment arises on such
+occasions; or to explain their motives for going thither, unless they
+are prescribed it for pennance, as a fore-taste of purgatory.
+
+Now I am speaking of religious institutions, I cannot help observing,
+that the antient Romans were still more superstitious than the modern
+Italians; and that the number of their religious feasts, sacrifices,
+fasts, and holidays, was even greater than those of the Christian
+church of Rome. They had their festi and profesti, their feriae
+stativae, and conceptivae, their fixed and moveable feasts; their
+esuriales, or fasting days, and their precidaneae, or vigils. The
+agonales were celebrated in January; the carmentales, in January and
+February; the lupercales and matronales, in March; the megalesia in
+April; the floralia, in May; and the matralia in June. They had their
+saturnalia, robigalia, venalia, vertumnalia, fornacalia, palilia, and
+laralia, their latinae, their paganales, their sementinae, their
+compitales, and their imperativae; such as the novemdalia, instituted
+by the senate, on account of a supposed shower of stones. Besides,
+every private family had a number of feriae, kept either by way of
+rejoicing for some benefit, or mourning for some calamity. Every time
+it thundered, the day was kept holy. Every ninth day was a holiday,
+thence called nundinae quasi novendinae. There was the dies
+denominalis, which was the fourth of the kalends; nones and ides of
+every month, over and above the anniversary of every great defeat which
+the republic had sustained, particularly the dies alliensis, or
+fifteenth of the kalends of December, on which the Romans were totally
+defeated by the Gauls and Veientes; as Lucan says--et damnata diu
+Romanis allia fastis, and Allia in Rome's Calendar condemn'd. The vast
+variety of their deities, said to amount to thirty thousand, with their
+respective rites of adoration, could not fail to introduce such a
+number of ceremonies, shews, sacrifices, lustrations, and public
+processions, as must have employed the people almost constantly from
+one end of the year to the other. This continual dissipation must have
+been a great enemy to industry; and the people must have been idle and
+effeminate. I think it would be no difficult matter to prove, that
+there is very little difference, in point of character, between the
+antient and modern inhabitants of Rome; and that the great figure which
+this empire made of old, was not so much owing to the intrinsic virtue
+of its citizens, as to the barbarism, ignorance, and imbecility of the
+nations they subdued. Instances of public and private virtue I find as
+frequent and as striking in the history of other nations, as in the
+annals of antient Rome; and now that the kingdoms and states of Europe
+are pretty equally enlightened, and ballanced in the scale of political
+power, I am of opinion, that if the most fortunate generals of the
+Roman commonwealth were again placed at the head of the very armies
+they once commanded, instead of extending their conquests over all
+Europe and Asia, they would hardly be able to subdue, and retain under
+their dominion, all the petty republics that subsist in Italy.
+
+But I am tired with writing; and I believe you will be tired with
+reading this long letter notwithstanding all your prepossession in
+favour of--Your very humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXI
+
+NICE, November 10, 1764.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,--In my enquiries about the revenues of Nice, I am obliged
+to trust to the information of the inhabitants, who are much given to
+exaggerate. They tell me, the revenues of this town amount to one
+hundred thousand livres, or five thousand pounds sterling; of which I
+would strike off at least one fourth, as an addition of their own
+vanity: perhaps, if we deduct a third, it will be nearer the truth.
+For, I cannot find out any other funds they have, but the butchery and
+the bakery, which they farm at so much a year to the best bidder; and
+the droits d'entree, or duties upon provision brought into the city;
+but these are very small. The king is said to draw from Nice one
+hundred thousand livres annually, arising from a free-gift, amounting
+to seven hundred pounds sterling, in lieu of the taille, from which
+this town and county are exempted; an inconsiderable duty upon wine
+sold in public-houses; and the droits du port. These last consist of
+anchorage, paid by all vessels in proportion to their tonnage, when
+they enter the harbours of Nice and Villa Franca. Besides, all foreign
+vessels, under a certain stipulated burthen, that pass between the
+island of Sardinia and this coast, are obliged, in going to the
+eastward, to enter; and pay a certain regulated imposition, on pain of
+being taken and made prize. The prince of Monaco exacts a talliage of
+the same kind; and both he and the king of Sardinia maintain armed
+cruisers to assert this prerogative; from which, however, the English
+and French are exempted by treaty, in consequence of having paid a sum
+of money at once. In all probability, it was originally given as a
+consideration for maintaining lights on the shore, for the benefit of
+navigators, like the toll paid for passing the Sound in the Baltic.
+[Upon further inquiry I find it was given in consideration of being
+protected from the Corsairs by the naval force of the Duke of Savoy and
+Prince of Monaco.] The fanal, or lanthorn, to the eastward of Villa
+Franca, is kept in good repair, and still lighted in the winter. The
+toll, however, is a very troublesome tax upon feluccas, and other small
+craft, which are greatly retarded in their voyages, and often lose the
+benefit of a fair wind, by being obliged to run inshore, and enter
+those harbours. The tobacco the king manufactures at his own expence,
+and sells for his own profit, at a very high price; and every person
+convicted of selling this commodity in secret, is sent to the gallies
+for life. The salt comes chiefly from Sardinia, and is stored up in the
+king's magazine from whence it is exported to Piedmont, and other parts
+of his inland dominions. And here it may not be amiss to observe, that
+Sardinia produces very good horses, well-shaped, though small; strong,
+hardy, full of mettle, and easily fed. The whole county of Nice is said
+to yield the king half a million of livres, about twenty-five thousand
+pounds sterling, arising from a small donative made by every town and
+village: for the lands pay no tax, or imposition, but the tithes to the
+church. His revenue then flows from the gabelle on salt and wine, and
+these free-gifts; so that we may strike off one fifth of the sum at
+which the whole is estimated; and conclude, that the king draws from
+the county at Nice, about four hundred thousand livres, or twenty
+thousand pounds sterling. That his revenues from Nice are not great,
+appears from the smallness of the appointments allowed to his officers.
+The president has about three hundred pounds per annum; and the
+intendant about two. The pay of the commandant does not exceed three
+hundred and fifty pounds: but he has certain privileges called the tour
+du baton, some of which a man of spirit would not insist upon. He who
+commands at present, having no estate of his own, enjoys a small
+commandery, which being added to his appointments at Nice, make the
+whole amount to about five hundred pounds sterling.
+
+If we may believe the politicians of Nice, the king of Sardinia's whole
+revenue does not fall short of twenty millions of Piedmontese livres,
+being above one million of our money. It must be owned, that there is
+no country in Christendom less taxed than that of Nice; and as the soil
+produces the necessaries of life, the inhabitants, with a little
+industry, might renew the golden age in this happy climate, among their
+groves, woods, and mountains, beautified with fountains, brooks,
+rivers, torrents, and cascades. In the midst of these pastoral
+advantages, the peasants are poor and miserable. They have no stock to
+begin the world with. They have no leases of the lands they cultivate;
+but entirely depend, from year to year, on the pleasure of the
+arbitrary landholder, who may turn them out at a minute's warning; and
+they are oppressed by the mendicant friars and parish priests, who rob
+them of the best fruits of their labour: after all, the ground is too
+scanty for the number of families which are crouded on it.
+
+You desire to know the state of the arts and sciences at Nice; which,
+indeed, is almost a total blank. I know not what men of talents this
+place may have formerly produced; but at present, it seems to be
+consecrated to the reign of dulness and superstition. It is very
+surprising, to see a people established between two enlightened
+nations, so devoid of taste and literature. Here are no tolerable
+pictures, busts, statues, nor edifices: the very ornaments of the
+churches are wretchedly conceived, and worse executed. They have no
+public, nor private libraries that afford any thing worth perusing.
+There is not even a bookseller in Nice. Though they value themselves
+upon their being natives of Italy, they are unacquainted with music.
+The few that play upon instruments, attend only to the execution. They
+have no genius nor taste, nor any knowledge of harmony and composition.
+Among the French, a Nissard piques himself on being Provencal; but in
+Florence, Milan, or Rome, he claims the honour of being born a native
+of Italy. The people of condition here speak both languages equally
+well; or, rather, equally ill; for they use a low, uncouth phraseology;
+and their pronunciation is extremely vitious. Their vernacular tongue
+is what they call Patois; though in so calling it, they do it
+injustice.--Patois, from the Latin word patavinitas, means no more than
+a provincial accent, or dialect. It takes its name from Patavium, or
+Padua, which was the birthplace of Livy, who, with all his merit as a
+writer, has admitted into his history, some provincial expressions of
+his own country. The Patois, or native tongue of Nice, is no other than
+the ancient Provencal, from which the Italian, Spanish and French
+languages, have been formed. This is the language that rose upon the
+ruins of the Latin tongue, after the irruptions of the Goths, Vandals,
+Huns, and Burgundians, by whom the Roman empire was destroyed. It was
+spoke all over Italy, Spain, and the southern parts of France, until
+the thirteenth century, when the Italians began to polish it into the
+language which they now call their own: The Spaniards and French,
+likewise, improved it into their respective tongues. From its great
+affinity to the Latin, it was called Romance, a name which the
+Spaniards still give to their own language. As the first legends of
+knight-errantry were written in Provencal, all subsequent performances
+of the same kind, have derived from it the name of romance; and as
+those annals of chivalry contained extravagant adventures of knights,
+giants, and necromancers, every improbable story or fiction is to this
+day called a romance. Mr. Walpole, in his Catalogue of royal and noble
+Authors, has produced two sonnets in the antient Provencal, written by
+our king Richard I. surnamed Coeur de Lion; and Voltaire, in his
+Historical Tracts, has favoured the world with some specimens of the
+same language. The Patois of Nice, must, without doubt, have undergone
+changes and corruptions in the course of so many ages, especially as no
+pains have been taken to preserve its original purity, either in
+orthography or pronunciation. It is neglected, as the language of the
+vulgar: and scarce any-body here knows either its origin or
+constitution. I have in vain endeavoured to procure some pieces in the
+antient Provencal, that I might compare them with the modern Patois:
+but I can find no person to give me the least information on the
+subject. The shades of ignorance, sloth, and stupidity, are
+impenetrable. Almost every word of the Patois may still be found in the
+Italian, Spanish, and French languages, with a small change in the
+pronunciation. Cavallo, signifying a horse in Italian and Spanish is
+called cavao; maison, the French word for a house, is changed into
+maion; aqua, which means water in Spanish, the Nissards call daigua. To
+express, what a slop is here! they say acco fa lac aqui, which is a
+sentence composed of two Italian words, one French, and one Spanish.
+This is nearly the proportion in which these three languages will be
+found mingled in the Patois of Nice; which, with some variation,
+extends over all Provence, Languedoc, and Gascony. I will now treat you
+with two or three stanzas of a canzon, or hymn, in this language, to
+the Virgin Mary, which was lately printed at Nice.
+
+ 1
+
+ Vierge, maire de Dieu,
+ Nuostro buono avocado,
+ Embel car uvostre sieu,
+ En Fenestro adourado,
+ Jeu vous saludi,
+ E demandi en socours;
+ E sense autre preludi,
+ Canti lous uvostre honours.
+
+ Virgin, mother of God,
+ our good advocate,
+ With your dear son,
+ In Fenestro adored,
+ I salute you,
+ And ask his assistance;
+ And without further prelude,
+ I sing your honours.
+
+[Fenestro is the name of a place in this neighbourhood, where there is
+a supposed miraculous sanctuary, or chapel, of the Virgin Mary.]
+
+ 2.
+
+ Qu'ario de Paradis!
+ Que maesta divine!
+ Salamon es d'advis,
+ Giugiar de uvostro mino;
+ Vous dis plus bello:
+ E lou dis ben soven
+ De toutoi lei femello,
+ E non s'engano ren.
+
+ What air of Paradise!
+ What majesty divine!
+ Solomon is of opinion,
+ To judge of your appearance;
+ Says you are the fairest
+ And it is often said
+ Of all females,
+ And we are not all deceived.
+
+ 3.
+
+ Qu'ario de Paradis!
+ Que maesta divine!
+ La bellezzo eblovis;
+ La bonta l'ueigl raffino.
+ Sias couronado;
+ Tenes lou monde en man
+ Sus del trono assettado,
+ Riges lou avostre enfan.
+
+ What air of Paradise!
+ What majesty divine!
+ The beauty dazzles;
+ The goodness purifies the eye:
+ You are crowned:
+ You hold the world in your hand:
+ Seated on the throne,
+ You support your child.
+
+You see I have not chosen this canzon for the beauty and elegance of
+thought and expression; but give it you as the only printed specimen I
+could find of the modern Provencal. If you have any curiosity to be
+further acquainted with the Patois, I will endeavour to procure you
+satisfaction. Meanwhile, I am, in plain English,--Dear Sir, Ever yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXII
+
+NICE, November 10, 1764.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I had once thoughts of writing a complete natural history of
+this town and county: but I found myself altogether unequal to the
+task. I have neither health, strength, nor opportunity to make proper
+collections of the mineral, vegetable, and animal productions. I am not
+much conversant with these branches of natural philosophy. I have no
+books to direct my inquiries. I can find no person capable of giving me
+the least information or assistance; and I am strangely puzzled by the
+barbarous names they give to many different species, the descriptions
+of which I have read under other appelations; and which, as I have
+never seen them before, I cannot pretend to distinguish by the eye. You
+must therefore be contented with such imperfect intelligence as my
+opportunities can afford.
+
+The useful arts practised at Nice, are these, gardening and
+agriculture, with their consequences, the making of wine, oil, and
+cordage; the rearing of silk-worms, with the subsequent management and
+manufacture of that production; and the fishing, which I have already
+described.
+
+Nothing can be more unpromising than the natural soil of this
+territory, except in a very few narrow bottoms, where there is a stiff
+clay, which when carefully watered, yields tolerable pasturage. In
+every other part, the soil consists of a light sand mingled with
+pebbles, which serves well enough for the culture of vines and olives:
+but the ground laid out for kitchen herbs, as well as for other fruit
+must be manured with great care and attention. They have no black
+cattle to afford such compost as our farmers use in England. The dung
+of mules and asses, which are their only beasts of burthen, is of very
+little value for this purpose; and the natural sterility of their
+ground requires something highly impregnated with nitre and volatile
+salts. They have recourse therefore to pigeons' dung and ordure, which
+fully answer their expectations. Every peasant opens, at one corner of
+his wall, a public house of office for the reception of passengers; and
+in the town of Nice, every tenement is provided with one of these
+receptacles, the contents of which are carefully preserved for sale.
+The peasant comes with his asses and casks to carry it off before day,
+and pays for it according to its quality, which he examines and
+investigates, by the taste and flavour. The jakes of a protestant
+family, who eat gras every day, bears a much higher price than the
+privy of a good catholic who lives maigre one half of the year. The
+vaults belonging to the convent of Minims are not worth emptying.
+
+The ground here is not delved with spades as in England, but laboured
+with a broad, sharp hough, having a short horizontal handle; and the
+climate is so hot and dry in the summer, that the plants must be
+watered every morning and evening, especially where it is not shaded by
+trees. It is surprising to see how the productions of the earth are
+crouded together. One would imagine they would rob one another of
+nourishment; and moreover be stifled for want of air; and doubtless
+this is in some measure the case. Olive and other fruit trees are
+planted in rows very close to each other. These are connected by vines,
+and the interstices, between the rows, are filled with corn. The
+gardens that supply the town with sallad and pot-herbs, lye all on the
+side of Provence, by the highway. They are surrounded with high
+stone-walls, or ditches, planted with a kind of cane or large reed,
+which answers many purposes in this country. The leaves of it afford
+sustenance to the asses, and the canes not only serve as fences to the
+inclosures; but are used to prop the vines and pease, and to build
+habitations for the silkworms: they are formed into arbours, and wore
+as walking-staves. All these gardens are watered by little rills that
+come from the mountains, particularly, by the small branches of the two
+sources which I have described in a former letter, as issuing from the
+two sides of a mountain, under the names of Fontaine de Muraille, and
+Fontaine du Temple.
+
+In the neighbourhood of Nice, they raise a considerable quantity of
+hemp, the largest and strongest I ever saw. Part of this, when dressed,
+is exported to other countries; and part is manufactured into cordage.
+However profitable it may be to the grower, it is certainly a great
+nuisance in the summer. When taken out of the pits, where it has been
+put to rot, the stench it raises is quite insupportable; and must
+undoubtedly be unwholesome.
+
+There is such a want of land in this neighbourhood, that terraces are
+built over one another with loose stones, on the faces of bare rocks,
+and these being covered with earth and manured, are planted with
+olives, vines, and corn. The same shift was practised all over
+Palestine, which was rocky and barren, and much more populous than the
+county of Nice.
+
+Notwithstanding the small extent of this territory, there are some
+pleasant meadows in the skirts of Nice, that produce excellent clover;
+and the corn which is sown in open fields, where it has the full
+benefit of the soil, sun, and air, grows to a surprizing height. I have
+seen rye seven or eight feet high. All vegetables have a wonderful
+growth in this climate. Besides wheat, rye, barley, and oats, this
+country produces a good deal of Meliga, or Turkish wheat, which is what
+we call Indian corn. I have, in a former letter, observed that the meal
+of this grain goes by the name polenta, and makes excellent
+hasty-pudding, being very nourishing, and counted an admirable
+pectoral. The pods and stalks are used for fuel: and the leaves are
+much preferable to common straw, for making paillasses.
+
+The pease and beans in the garden appear in the winter like beautiful
+plantations of young trees in blossom; and perfume the air. Myrtle,
+sweet-briar, sweet-marjoram, sage, thyme, lavender, rosemary, with many
+other aromatic herbs and flowers, which with us require the most
+careful cultivation, are here found wild in the mountains.
+
+It is not many years since the Nissards learned the culture of
+silk-worms, of their neighbours the Piedmontese; and hitherto the
+progress they have made is not very considerable: the whole county of
+Nice produces about one hundred and thirty-three bales of three hundred
+pounds each, amounting in value to four hundred thousand livres.
+
+In the beginning of April, when the mulberry-leaves, begin to put
+forth, the eggs or grains that produce the silk-worm, are hatched. The
+grains are washed in wine, and those that swim on the top, are thrown
+away as good for nothing. The rest being deposited in small bags of
+linen, are worn by women in their bosoms, until the worms begin to
+appear: then they are placed in shallow wooden boxes, covered with a
+piece of white paper, cut into little holes, through which the worms
+ascend as they are hatched, to feed on the young mulberry-leaves, of
+which there is a layer above the paper. These boxes are kept for warmth
+between two mattrasses, and visited every day. Fresh leaves are laid
+in, and the worms that feed are removed successively to the other place
+prepared for their reception. This is an habitation, consisting of two
+or three stories, about twenty inches from each other, raised upon four
+wooden posts. The floors are made of canes, and strewed with fresh
+mulberry-leaves: the corner posts, and other occasional props, for
+sustaining the different floors, are covered with a coat of loose
+heath, which is twisted round the wood. The worms when hatched are laid
+upon the floors; and here you may see them in all the different stages
+(if moulting or casting the slough, a change which they undergo three
+times successively before they begin to work. The silk-worm is an
+animal of such acute and delicate sensations, that too much care cannot
+be taken to keep its habitation clean, and to refresh it from time to
+time with pure air. I have seen them languish and die in scores, in
+consequence of an accidental bad smell. The soiled leaves, and the
+filth which they necessarily produce, should be carefully shifted every
+day; and it would not be amiss to purify the air sometimes with fumes
+of vinegar, rose, or orange-flower water. These niceties, however, are
+but little observed. They commonly lie in heaps as thick as shrimps in
+a plate, some feeding on the leaves, some new hatched, some intranced
+in the agonies of casting their skin, sonic languishing, and some
+actually dead, with a litter of half-eaten faded leaves about them, in
+a close room, crouded with women and children, not at all remarkable
+for their cleanliness. I am assured by some persons of credit, that if
+they are touched, or even approached, by a woman in her catamenia, they
+infallibly expire. This, however, must be understood of those females
+whose skins have naturally a very rank flavour, which is generally
+heightened at such periods. The mulberry-leaves used in this country
+are of the tree which bears a small white fruit not larger than a
+damascene. They are planted on purpose, and the leaves are sold at so
+much a pound. By the middle of June all the mulberry-trees are
+stripped; but new leaves succeed, and in a few weeks, they are cloathed
+again with fresh verdure. In about ten days after the last moulting,
+the silk-worm climbs upon the props of his house, and choosing a
+situation among the heath, begins to spin in a most curious manner,
+until he is quite inclosed, and the cocon or pod of silk, about the
+size of a pigeon's egg, which he has produced remains suspended by
+several filaments. It is no unusual to see double cocons, spun by two
+worms included under a common cover. There must be an infinite number
+of worms to yield any considerable quantity of silk. One ounce of eggs
+or grains produces, four rup, or one hundred Nice pounds of cocons; and
+one rup, or twenty-five pounds of cocons, if they are rich, gives three
+pounds of raw silk; that is, twelve pounds of silk are got from one
+ounce of grains, which ounce of grains its produced by as many worms as
+are inclosed in one pound, or twelve ounces of cocons. In preserving
+the cocons for breed, you must choose an equal number of males and
+females; and these are very easily distinguished by the shape of the
+cocons; that which contains the male is sharp, and the other obtuse, at
+the two ends. In ten or twelve days after the cocon is finished, the
+worm makes its way through it, in the form of a very ugly, unwieldy,
+aukward butterfly, and as the different sexes are placed by one another
+on paper or linen, they immediately engender. The female lays her eggs,
+which are carefully preserved; but neither she nor her mate takes any
+nourishment, and in eight or ten days after they quit the cocons, they
+generally die. The silk of these cocons cannot be wound, because the
+animals in piercing through them, have destroyed the continuity of the
+filaments. It is therefore, first boiled, and then picked and carded
+like wool, and being afterwards spun, is used in the coarser stuffs of
+the silk manufacture. The other cocons, which yield the best silk, are
+managed in a different manner. Before the inclosed worm has time to
+penetrate, the silk is reeled off with equal care and ingenuity. A
+handful of the cocons are thrown away into a kettle of boiling water,
+which not only kills the animal, but dissolves the glutinous substance
+by which the fine filaments of the silk cohere or stick together, so
+that they are easily wound off, without breaking. Six or seven of these
+small filaments being joined together are passed over a kind of
+twisting iron, and fixed to the wheel, which one girl turns, while
+another, with her hands in the boiling water, disentangles the threads,
+joins them when they chance to break, and supplies fresh cocons with
+admirable dexterity and dispatch. There is a manufacture of this kind
+just without one of the gates of Nice, where forty or fifty of these
+wheels are worked together, and give employment for some weeks to
+double the number of young women. Those who manage the pods that float
+in the boiling water must be very alert, otherwise they will scald
+their fingers. The smell that comes from the boiling cocons is
+extremely offensive. Hard by the harbour, there is a very curious mill
+for twisting the silk, which goes by water. There is in the town of
+Nice, a well regulated hospital for poor orphans of both sexes, where
+above one hundred of them are employed in dressing, dyeing, spinning,
+and weaving the silk. In the villages of Provence, you see the poor
+women in the streets spinning raw silk upon distaves: but here the same
+instrument is only used for spinning hemp and flax; which last,
+however, is not of the growth of Nice--But lest I should spin this
+letter to a tedious length, I will now wind up my bottom, and bid you
+heartily farewell.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXIII
+
+NICE, December 19, 1764.
+
+SIR,--In my last, I gave you a succinct account of the silkworm, and
+the management of that curious insect in this country. I shall now
+proceed to describe the methods of making wine and oil.
+
+The vintage begins in September. The grapes being chosen and carefully
+picked, are put into a large vat, where they are pressed by a man's
+naked feet, and the juices drawn off by a cock below. When no more is
+procured by this operation, the bruised grapes are put into the press,
+and yield still more liquor. The juice obtained by this double
+pressure, being put in casks, with their bungs open, begins to ferment
+and discharge its impurities at the openings. The waste occasioned by
+this discharge, is constantly supplied with fresh wine, so that the
+casks are always full. The fermentation continues for twelve, fifteen,
+or twenty days, according to the strength and vigour of the grape. In
+about a month, the wine is fit for drinking. When the grapes are of a
+bad, meagre kind, the wine dealers mix the juice with pigeons'-dung or
+quick-lime, in order to give it a spirit which nature has denied: but
+this is a very mischievous adulteration.
+
+The process for oil-making is equally simple. The best olives are those
+that grow wild; but the quantity of them is very inconsiderable. Olives
+begin to ripen and drop in the beginning of November: but some remain
+on the trees till February, and even till April, and these are counted
+the most valuable. When the olives are gathered, they must be
+manufactured immediately, before they fade and grow wrinkled, otherwise
+they will produce bad oil. They are first of all ground into a paste by
+a mill-stone set edge-ways in a circular stone-trough, the wheel being
+turned by water.
+
+This paste is put into trails or circular cases made of grass woven,
+having a round hole at top and bottom; when filled they resemble in
+shape our Cheshire cheeses. A number of these placed one upon another,
+are put in a press, and being squeezed, the oil with all its
+impurities, runs into a receptacle below fixed in the ground. From
+hence it is laded into a wooden vat, half filled with water. The sordes
+or dirt falls to the bottom; the oil swims a-top; and being skimmed
+off, is barrelled up in small oblong casks. What remains in the vat, is
+thrown into a large stone cistern with water, and after being often
+stirred, and standing twelve or fourteen days, yields a coarser oil
+used for lamps and manufactures. After these processes, they extract an
+oil still more coarse and fetid from the refuse of the whole.
+Sometimes, in order to make the olives grind the more easily into a
+paste, and part with more oil, they are mixed with a little hot water:
+but the oil thus procured is apt to grow rancid. The very finest,
+called virgin oil, is made chiefly of green olives, and sold at a very
+high price, because a great quantity is required to produce a very
+little oil. Even the stuff that is left after all these operations,
+consisting of the dried pulp, is sold for fuel, and used in brasieres
+for warming apartments which have no chimney.
+
+I have now specified all the manufactures of Nice which are worth
+mentioning. True it is, there is some coarse paper made in this
+neighbourhood; there are also people here who dress skins and make
+leather for the use of the inhabitants: but this business is very ill
+performed: the gloves and shoes are generally rotten as they come from
+the hands of the maker. Carpenter's, joiner's, and blacksmith's work is
+very coarsely and clumsily done. There are no chairs to be had at Nice,
+but crazy things made of a few sticks, with rush bottoms, which are
+sold for twelve livres a dozen. Nothing can be more contemptible than
+the hard-ware made in this place, such as knives, scissors, and
+candle-snuffers. All utensils in brass and copper are very ill made and
+finished. The silver-smiths make nothing but spoons, forks, paultry
+rings, and crosses for the necks of the women.
+
+The houses are built of a ragged stone dug from the mountains, and the
+interstices are filled with rubble; so that the walls would appear very
+ugly, if they were not covered with plaister, which has a good effect.
+They generally consist of three stories, and are covered with tiles.
+The apartments of the better sort are large and lofty, the floors paved
+with brick, the roofs covered with a thick coat of stucco, and the
+walls whitewashed. People of distinction hang their chambers with
+damask, striped silk, painted cloths, tapestry, or printed linnen. All
+the doors, as well as the windows, consist of folding leaves. As there
+is no wainscot in the rooms, which are divided by stone partitions and
+the floors and cieling are covered with brick and stucco, fires are of
+much less dreadful consequence here than in our country. Wainscot would
+afford harbour for bugs: besides, white walls have a better effect in
+this hot climate. The beds commonly used in this place, and all over
+Italy, consist of a paillasse, with one or two mattrasses, laid upon
+planks, supported by two wooden benches. Instead of curtains there is a
+couziniere or mosquito net, made of a kind of gauze, that opens and
+contracts occasionally, and incloses the place where you lie: persons
+of condition, however, have also bedsteads and curtains; but these last
+are never used in the summer.
+
+In these countries, people of all ranks dine exactly at noon; and this
+is the time I seize in winter, for making my daily tour of the streets
+and ramparts, which at all other hours of the day are crowded with men,
+women, children and beasts of burthen. The rampart is the common road
+for carriages of all kinds. I think there are two private coaches in
+Nice, besides that of the commandant: but there are sedan chairs, which
+may be had at a reasonable rate. When I bathed in the summer, I paid
+thirty sols, equal to eighteen-pence, for being carried to and from the
+bathing place, which was a mile from my own house.
+
+Now I am speaking of bathing, it may not be amiss to inform you that
+though there is a fine open beach, extending several miles to the
+westward of Nice, those who cannot swim ought to bathe with great
+precaution, as the sea is very deep, and the descent very abrupt from
+within a yard or two of the water's edge. The people here were much
+surprised when I began to bathe in the beginning of May. They thought
+it very strange, that a man seemingly consumptive should plunge into
+the sea, especially when the weather was so cold; and some of the
+doctors prognosticated immediate death. But, when it was perceived that
+I grew better in consequence of the bath, some of the Swiss officers
+tried the same experiment, and in a few days, our example was followed
+by several inhabitants of Nice. There is, however, no convenience for
+this operation, from the benefit of which the fair sex must be intirely
+excluded, unless they lay aside all regard to decorum; for the shore is
+always lined with fishing-boats, and crouded with people. If a lady
+should be at the expence of having a tent pitched on the beach where
+she might put on and of her bathing-dress, she could not pretend to go
+into the sea without proper attendants; nor could she possibly plunge
+headlong into the water, which is the most effectual, and least
+dangerous way of bathing. All that she can do is to have the sea-water
+brought into her house, and make use of a bathing-tub, which may be
+made according to her own, or physician's direction.
+
+What further I have to say of this climate and country, you shall have
+in my next; and then you will be released from a subject, which I am
+afraid has been but too circumstantially handled by-- Sir, Your very
+humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXIV
+
+NICE, January 4, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR.,--The constitution of this climate may be pretty well
+ascertained, from the inclosed register of the weather, which I kept
+with all possible care and attention. From a perusal of it, you will
+see that there is less rain and wind at Nice, than in any other part of
+the world that I know; and such is the serenity of the air, that you
+see nothing above your head for several months together, but a charming
+blue expanse, without cloud or speck. Whatever clouds may be formed by
+evaporation of the sea, they seldom or never hover over this small
+territory; but, in all probability, are attracted by the mountains that
+surround it, and there fall in rain or snow: as for those that gather
+from other quarters, I suppose their progress hitherward is obstructed
+by those very Alps, which rise one over another, to an extent of many
+leagues. This air being dry, pure, heavy, and elastic, must be
+agreeable to the constitution of those who labour under disorders
+arising from weak nerves, obstructed perspiration, relaxed fibres, a
+viscidity of lymph, and a languid circulation. In other respects, it
+encourages the scurvy, the atmosphere being undoubtedly impregnated
+with sea-salt. Ever since my arrival at Nice, I have had a scorbutical
+eruption on my right hand, which diminishes and increases according to
+the state of my health. One day last summer, when there was a strong
+breeze from the sea, the surface of our bodies was covered with a salt
+brine, very perceptible to the taste; my gums, as well as those of
+another person in my family, began to swell, and grow painful, though
+this had never happened before; and I was seized with violent pains in
+the joints of my knees. I was then at a country-house fronting the sea,
+and particularly exposed to the marine air. The swelling of our gums
+subsided as the wind fell: but what was very remarkable, the
+scurvy-spot on my hand disappeared, and did not return for a whole
+month. It is affirmed that sea-salt will dissolve, and render the blood
+so fluid, that it will exude through the coats of the vessels. Perhaps
+the sea-scurvy is a partial dissolution of it, by that mineral absorbed
+from the air by the lymphatics on the surface of the body, and by those
+of the lungs in respiration. Certain it is, in the last stages of the
+sea-scurvy, the blood often bursts from the pores; and this phaenomenon
+is imputed to a high degree of putrefaction: sure enough it is attended
+with putrefaction. We know that a certain quantity of salt is required
+to preserve the animal juices from going putrid: but, how a greater
+quantity should produce putrefaction, I leave to wiser heads to
+explain. Many people here have scorbutical complaints, though their
+teeth are not affected. They are subject to eruptions on the skin,
+putrid gums, pains in the bones, lassitude, indigestion, and low
+spirits; but the reigning distemper is a marasmus, or consumption,
+which proceeds gradually, without any pulmonary complaint, the
+complexion growing more and more florid, 'till the very last scene of
+the tragedy. This I would impute to the effects of a very dry, saline
+atmosphere, upon a thin habit, in which there is an extraordinary waste
+by perspiration. The air is remarkably salt in this district, because
+the mountains that hem it in, prevent its communication with the
+circumambient atmosphere, in which the saline particles would otherwise
+be diffused; and there is no rain, nor dew, to precipitate or dissolve
+them. Such an air as I have described, should have no bad effect upon a
+moist, phlegmatic constitution, such as mine; and yet it must be owned,
+I have been visibly wasting since I came hither, though this decay I
+considered as the progress of the tabes which began in England. But the
+air of Nice has had a still more sensible effect upon Mr. Sch--z, who
+laboured under nervous complaints to such a degree, that life was a
+burthen to him. He had also a fixed pain in his breast, for which
+complaint he had formerly tried the air of Naples, where he resided
+some considerable time, and in a great measure recovered: but, this
+returning with weakness, faintness, low spirits, and entire loss of
+appetite, he was advised to come hither; and the success of his journey
+has greatly exceeded his expectation. Though the weather has been
+remarkably bad for this climate, he has enjoyed perfect health. Since
+he arrived at Nice, the pain in his breast has vanished; he eats
+heartily, sleeps well, is in high spirits, and so strong, that he is
+never off his legs in the day-time. He can walk to the Var and back
+again, before dinner; and he has climbed to the tops of all the
+mountains in this neighbourhood. I never saw before such sudden and
+happy effects from the change of air. I must also acknowledge, that
+ever since my arrival at Nice, I have breathed more freely than I had
+done for some years, and my spirits have been more alert. The father of
+my housekeeper, who was a dancing-master, had been so afflicted with an
+asthmatic disorder, that he could not live in France, Spain, or Italy;
+but found the air of Nice so agreeable to his lungs, that he was
+enabled to exercise his profession for above twenty years, and died
+last spring turned of seventy. Another advantage I have reaped from
+this climate is my being, in a great measure, delivered from a slow
+fever which used to hang about me, and render life a burthen. Neither
+am I so apt to catch cold as I used to be in England and France; and
+the colds I do catch are not of the same continuance and consequence,
+as those to which I was formerly subject. The air of Nice is so dry,
+that in summer, and even in winter, (except ill wet weather) you may
+pass the evening, and indeed the whole night, sub Dio, without feeling
+the least dew or moisture; and as for fogs, they are never seen in this
+district. In summer, the air is cooled by a regular sea-breeze blowing
+from the cast, like that of the West-Indies. It begins in the forenoon,
+and increases with the heat of the day. It dies away about six or
+seven; and immediately after sun-set is succeeded by an agreeable
+land-breeze from the mountains. The sea-breeze from the eastward,
+however, is not so constant here, as in the West-Indies between the
+tropicks, because the sun, which produces it, is not so powerful. This
+country lies nearer the region of variable winds, and is surrounded by
+mountains, capes, and straights, which often influence the constitution
+and current of the air. About the winter solstice, the people of Nice
+expect wind and rain, which generally lasts, with intervals, 'till the
+beginning of February: but even during this, their worst weather, the
+sun breaks out occasionally, and you may take the air either a-foot or
+on horseback every day; for the moisture is immediately absorbed by the
+earth, which is naturally dry. They likewise lay their account with
+being visited by showers of rain and gusts of wind in April. A week's
+rain in the middle of August makes them happy. It not only refreshes
+the parched ground, and plumps up the grapes and other fruit, but it
+cools the air and assuages the beets, which then begin to grow very
+troublesome; but the rainy season is about the autumnal equinox, or
+rather something later. It continues about twelve days or a fortnight,
+and is extremely welcome to the natives of this country. This rainy
+season is often delayed 'till the latter end of November, and sometimes
+'till the month of December; in which case, the rest of the winter is
+generally dry. The heavy rains in this country generally come with a
+south-west wind, which was the creberque procellis Africus, the stormy
+southwest, of the antients. It is here called Lebeche, a corruption of
+Lybicus: it generally blows high for a day or two, and rolls the
+Mediterranean before it in huge waves, that often enter the town of
+Nice. It likewise drives before it all the clouds which had been formed
+above the surface of the Mediterranean. These being expended in rain,
+fair weather naturally ensues. For this reason, the Nissards observe le
+lebeche racommode le tems, the Lebeche settles the weather. During the
+rains of this season, however, the winds have been variable. From the
+sixteenth of November, 'till the fourth of January, we have had two and
+twenty days of heavy rain: a very extraordinary visitation in this
+country: but the seasons seem to be more irregular than formerly, all
+over Europe. In the month of July, the mercury in Fahrenheit's
+thermometer, rose to eighty-four at Rome, the highest degree at which
+it was ever known in that country; and the very next day, the Sabine
+mountains were covered with snow. The same phaemomenon happened on the
+eleventh of August, and the thirtieth of September. The consequence of
+these sudden variations of weather, was this: putrid fevers were less
+frequent than usual; but the sudden cheek of perspiration from the
+cold, produced colds, inflammatory sore throats, and the rheumatism. I
+know instances of some English valetudinarians, who have passed the
+winter at Aix, on the supposition that there was little or no
+difference between that air and the climate of Nice: but this is a very
+great mistake, which may be attended with fatal consequences. Aix is
+altogether exposed to the north and north-west winds, which blow as
+cold in Provence, as ever I felt them on the mountains of Scotland:
+whereas Nice is entirely screened from these winds by the Maritime
+Alps, which form an amphitheatre, to the land-side, around this little
+territory: but another incontestible proof of the mildness of this
+climate, is deduced from the oranges, lemons, citrons, roses,
+narcissus's, july-flowers, and jonquils, which ripen and blow in the
+middle of winter. I have described the agreeable side of this climate;
+and now I will point out its inconveniences. In the winter, but
+especially in the spring, the sun is so hot, that one can hardly take
+exercise of any sort abroad, without being thrown into a breathing
+sweat; and the wind at this season is so cold and piercing, that it
+often produces a mischievous effect on the pores thus opened. If the
+heat rarifies the blood and juices, while the cold air constringes the
+fibres, and obstructs the perspiration, inflammatory disorders must
+ensue. Accordingly, the people are then subject to colds, pleurisies,
+peripneumonies, and ardent fevers. An old count advised me to stay
+within doors in March, car alors les humeurs commencent a se remuer,
+for then the humours begin to be in motion. During the heats of summer,
+some few persons of gross habits have, in consequence of violent
+exercise and excess, been seized with putrid fevers, attended with
+exanthemata, erisipelatous, and miliary eruptions, which commonly prove
+fatal: but the people in general are healthy, even those that take very
+little exercise: a strong presumption in favour of the climate! As to
+medicine, I know nothing of the practice of the Nice physicians. Here
+are eleven in all; but four or five make shift to live by the
+profession. They receive, by way of fee, ten sols (an English
+six-pence) a visit, and this is but ill paid: so you may guess whether
+they are in a condition to support the dignity of physic; and whether
+any man, of a liberal education, would bury himself at Nice on such
+terms. I am acquainted with an Italian physician settled at Villa
+Franca, a very good sort of a man, who practises for a certain salary,
+raised by annual contribution among the better sort of people; and an
+allowance from the king, for visiting the sick belonging to the
+garrison and the gallies. The whole may amount to near thirty pounds.
+
+Among the inconveniences of this climate, the vermin form no
+inconsiderable article. Vipers and snakes are found in the mountains.
+Our gardens swarm with lizzards; and there are some few scorpions; but
+as yet I have seen but one of this species. In summer, notwithstanding
+all the care and precautions we can take, we are pestered with
+incredible swarms of flies, fleas, and bugs; but the gnats, or couzins,
+are more intolerable than all the rest. In the day-time, it is
+impossible to keep the flies out of your mouth, nostrils, eyes, and
+ears. They croud into your milk, tea, chocolate, soup, wine, and water:
+they soil your sugar, contaminate your victuals, and devour your fruit;
+they cover and defile your furniture, floors, cielings, and indeed your
+whole body. As soon as candles are lighted, the couzins begin to buz
+about your ears in myriads, and torment you with their stings, so that
+you have no rest nor respite 'till you get into bed, where you are
+secured by your mosquito-net. This inclosure is very disagreeable in
+hot weather; and very inconvenient to those, who, like me, are subject
+to a cough and spitting. It is moreover ineffectual; for some of those
+cursed insects insinuate themselves within it, almost every night; and
+half a dozen of them are sufficient to disturb you 'till morning. This
+is a plague that continues all the year; but in summer it is
+intolerable. During this season, likewise, the moths are so
+mischievous, that it requires the utmost care to preserve woollen
+cloths from being destroyed. From the month of May, 'till the beginning
+of October, the heat is so violent, that you cannot stir abroad after
+six in the morning 'till eight at night, so that you are entirely
+deprived of the benefit of exercise: There is no shaded walk in, or
+near the town; and there is neither coach nor chaise to hire, unless
+you travel post. Indeed, there is no road fit for any wheel carriage,
+but the common highway to the Var, in which you are scorched by the
+reflexion of the sun from the sand and stones, and at the same time
+half stifled with dust. If you ride out in the cool of the evening, you
+will have the disadvantage of returning in the dark.
+
+Among the demerits of Nice, I must also mention the water which is used
+in the city. It is drawn from wells; and for the most part so hard,
+that it curdles with soap. There are many fountains and streams in the
+neighbourhood, that afford excellent water, which, at no great charge,
+might be conveyed into the town, so as to form conduits in all the
+public streets: but the inhabitants are either destitute of public
+spirit, or cannot afford the expense. [General Paterson delivered a
+Plan to the King of Sardinia for supplying Nice with excellent water
+for so small an expence as one livre a house per annum; but the
+inhabitants remonstrated against it as an intolerable Imposition.] I
+have a draw-well in my porch, and another in my garden, which supply
+tolerable water for culinary uses; but what we drink, is fetched from a
+well belonging to a convent of Dominicans in this neighbourhood. Our
+linnen is washed in the river Paglion; and when that is dry, in the
+brook called Limpia, which runs into the harbour.
+
+In mentioning the water of this neighbourhood, I ought not to omit the
+baths of Rocabiliare, a small town among the mountains, about five and
+twenty miles from Nice. There are three sources, each warmer than the
+other; the warmest being nearly equal to the heat of the king's bath at
+Bath in Somersetshire, as far as I can judge from information. I have
+perused a Latin manuscript, which treats of these baths at Rocabiliare,
+written by the duke of Savoy's first physician about sixty years ago.
+He talks much of the sulphur and the nitre which they contain; but I
+apprehend their efficacy is owing to the same volatile vitriolic
+principle, which characterises the waters at Bath. They are attenuating
+and deobstruent, consequently of service in disorders arising from a
+languid circulation, a viscidity of the juices, a lax fibre, and
+obstructed viscera. The road from hence to Rocabiliare is in some parts
+very dangerous, lying along the brink of precipices, impassable to any
+other carriage but a mule. The town itself affords bad lodging and
+accommodation, and little or no society. The waters are at the distance
+of a mile and a half from the town: there are no baths nor shelter, nor
+any sort of convenience for those that drink them; and the best part of
+their efficacy is lost, unless they are drank at the fountain-head. If
+these objections were in some measure removed, I would advise
+valetudinarians, who come hither for the benefit of this climate, to
+pass the heats of summer at Rocabiliare, which being situated among
+mountains, enjoys a cool temperate air all the summer. This would be a
+salutary respite from the salt air of Nice, to those who labour under
+scorbutical complaints; and they would return with fresh vigour and
+spirits, to pass the winter in this place, where no severity of weather
+is known. Last June, when I found myself so ill at my cassine, I had
+determined to go to Rocabiliare, and even to erect a hut at the spring,
+for my own convenience. A gentleman of Nice undertook to procure me a
+tolerable lodging in the house of the cure, who was his relation. He
+assured me, there was no want of fresh butter, good poultry, excellent
+veal, and delicate trout; and that the articles of living might be had
+at Rocabiliare for half the price we paid at Nice: but finding myself
+grow better immediately on my return from the cassine to my own house,
+I would not put myself to the trouble and expence of a further removal.
+
+I think I have now communicated all the particulars relating to Nice,
+that are worth knowing; and perhaps many more than you desired to know:
+but, in such cases, I would rather be thought prolix and
+unentertaining, than deficient in that regard and attention with which
+I am very sincerely,--Your friend and servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXV
+
+NICE, January 1, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--It was in deference to your opinion, reinforced by my own
+inclination, and the repeated advice of other friends, that I resolved
+upon my late excursion to Italy. I could plainly perceive from the
+anxious solicitude, and pressing exhortations contained in all the
+letters I had lately received from my correspondents in Britain, that
+you had all despaired of my recovery. You advised me to make a
+pilgrimage among the Alps, and the advice was good. In scrambling among
+those mountains, I should have benefited by the exercise, and at the
+same time have breathed a cool, pure, salubrious air, which, in all
+probability, would have expelled the slow fever arising in a great
+measure from the heat of this climate. But, I wanted a companion and
+fellow traveller, whose conversation and society could alleviate the
+horrors of solitude. Besides, I was not strong enough to encounter the
+want of conveniences, and even of necessaries to which I must have been
+exposed in the course of such an expedition. My worthy friend Dr. A--
+earnestly intreated me to try the effect of a sea-voyage, which you
+know has been found of wonderful efficacy in consumptive cases. After
+some deliberation, I resolved upon the scheme, which I have now happily
+executed. I had a most eager curiosity to see the antiquities of
+Florence and Rome: I longed impatiently to view those wonderful
+edifices, statues, and pictures, which I had so often admired in prints
+and descriptions. I felt an enthusiastic ardor to tread that very
+classical ground which had been the scene of so many great
+atchievements; and I could not bear the thought of returning to England
+from the very skirts of Italy, without having penetrated to the capital
+of that renowned country. With regard to my health, I knew I could
+manage matters so as to enjoy all the benefits that could be expected
+from the united energy of a voyage by sea, a journey by land, and a
+change of climate.
+
+Rome is betwixt four and five hundred miles distant from Nice, and one
+half of the way I was resolved to travel by water. Indeed there is no
+other way of going from hence to Genoa, unless you take a mule, and
+clamber along the mountains at the rate of two miles an hour, and at
+the risque of breaking your neck every minute. The Apennine mountains,
+which are no other than a continuation of the maritime Alps, form an
+almost continued precipice from Villefranche to Lerici, which is almost
+forty-five miles on the other side of Genoa; and as they are generally
+washed by the sea, there is no beach or shore, consequently the road is
+carried along the face of the rocks, except at certain small intervals,
+which are occupied by towns and villages. But, as there is a road for
+mules and foot passengers, it might certainly be enlarged and improved
+so as to render it practicable by chaises and other wheel-carriages,
+and a toll might be exacted, which in a little time would defray the
+expence: for certainly no person who travels to Italy, from England,
+Holland, France, or Spain, would make a troublesome circuit to pass the
+Alps by the way of Savoy and Piedmont, if he could have the convenience
+of going post by the way of Aix, Antibes, and Nice, along the side of
+the Mediterranean, and through the Riviera of Genoa, which from the sea
+affords the most agreeable and amazing prospect I ever beheld. What
+pity it is, they cannot restore the celebrated Via Aurelia, mentioned
+in the Itinerarium of Antoninus, which extended from Rome by the way of
+Genoa, and through this country as far as Arles upon the Rhone. It was
+said to have been made by the emperor Marcus Aurelius; and some of the
+vestiges of it are still to be seen in Provence. The truth is, the
+nobility of Genoa, who are all merchants, from a low, selfish, and
+absurd policy, take all methods to keep their subjects of the Riviera
+in poverty and dependence. With this view, they carefully avoid all
+steps towards rendering that country accessible by land; and at the
+same time discourage their trade by sea, lest it should interfere with
+the commerce of their capital, in which they themselves are personally
+concerned.
+
+Those who either will not or cannot bear the sea, and are equally
+averse to riding, may be carried in a common chair, provided with a
+foot-board, on men's shoulders: this is the way of travelling practised
+by the ladies of Nice, in crossing the mountains to Turin; but it is
+very tedious and expensive, as the men must be often relieved.
+
+The most agreeable carriage from here to Genoa, is a feluca, or open
+boat, rowed by ten or twelve stout mariners. Though none of these boats
+belong to Nice, they are to be found every day in our harbour, waiting
+for a fare to Genoa; and they are seen passing and repassing
+continually, with merchandize or passengers, between Marseilles,
+Antibes, and the Genoese territories. A feluca is large enough to take
+in a post-chaise; and there is a tilt over the stern sheets, where the
+passengers sit, to protect them from the rain: between the seats one
+person may lie commodiously upon a mattress, which is commonly supplied
+by the patron. A man in good health may put up with any thing; but I
+would advise every valetudinarian who travels this way, to provide his
+own chaise, mattrass, and bedlinnen, otherwise he will pass his time
+very uncomfortably. If you go as a simple passenger in a feluca, you
+pay about a loui'dore for your place, and you must be intirely under
+the direction of the patron, who, while he can bear the sea, will
+prosecute his voyage by night as well as by day, and expose you to many
+other inconveniencies: but for eight zequines, or four loui'dores, you
+can have a whole feluca to yourself, from Nice to Genoa, and the master
+shall be obliged to put a-shore every evening. If you would have it
+still more at your command, you may hire it at so much per day, and in
+that case, go on shore as often, and stay as long as you please. This
+is the method I should take, were I to make the voyage again; for I am
+persuaded I should find it very near as cheap, and much more agreeable
+than any other.
+
+The distance between this place and Genoa, when measured on the carte,
+does not exceed ninety miles: but the people of the felucas insist upon
+its being one hundred and twenty. If they creep along shore round the
+bottoms of all the bays, this computation may be true: but, except when
+the sea is rough, they stretch directly from one head-land to another,
+and even when the wind is contrary, provided the gale is not fresh,
+they perform the voyage in two days and a half, by dint of rowing: when
+the wind is favourable, they will sail it easily in fourteen hours.
+
+A man who has nothing but expedition in view, may go with the courier,
+who has always a light boat well manned, and will be glad to
+accommodate a traveller for a reasonable gratification. I know an
+English gentleman who always travels with the courier in Italy, both by
+sea and land. In posting by land, he is always sure of having part of a
+good calash, and the best horses that can be found; and as the expence
+of both is defrayed by the public, it costs him nothing but a present
+to his companion, which does not amount to one fourth part of the
+expence he would incur by travelling alone. These opportunities may be
+had every week in all the towns of Italy.
+
+For my own part, I hired a gondola from hence to Genoa. This is a boat
+smaller than a feluca, rowed by four men, and steered by the patron;
+but the price was nine zequines, rather more than I should have payed
+for a feluca of ten oars. I was assured that being very light, it would
+make great way; and the master was particularly recommended to me, as
+an honest man and an able mariner. I was accompanied in this voyage by
+my wife and Miss C--, together with one Mr. R--, a native of Nice, whom
+I treated with the jaunt, in hopes that as he was acquainted with the
+customs of the country, and the different ways of travelling in it, he
+would save us much trouble, and some expence: but I was much
+disappointed. Some persons at Nice offered to lay wagers that he would
+return by himself from Italy; but they were also disappointed.
+
+We embarked in the beginning of September, attended by one servant. The
+heats, which render travelling dangerous in Italy, begin to abate at
+this season. The weather was extremely agreeable; and if I had
+postponed my voyage a little longer, I foresaw that I should not be
+able to return before winter: in which case I might have found the sea
+too rough, and the weather too cold for a voyage of one hundred and
+thirty-five miles in an open boat.
+
+Having therefore provided myself with a proper pass, signed and sealed
+by our consul, as well as with letters of recommendation from him to
+the English consuls at Genoa and Leghorn, a precaution which I would
+advise all travellers to take, in case of meeting with accidents on the
+road, we went on board about ten in the morning, stopped about half an
+hour at a friend's country-house in the bay of St. Hospice, and about
+noon entered the harbour of Monaco, where the patron was obliged to pay
+toll, according to the regulation which I have explained in a former
+letter. This small town, containing about eight or nine hundred souls,
+besides the garrison, is built on a rock which projects into the sea,
+and makes a very romantic appearance. The prince's palace stands in the
+most conspicuous part, with a walk of trees before it. The apartments
+are elegantly furnished, and adorned with some good pictures. The
+fortifications are in good repair, and the place is garrisoned by two
+French battalions. The present prince of Monaco is a Frenchman, son of
+the duke Matignon who married the heiress of Monaco, whose name was
+Grimaldi. The harbour is well sheltered from the wind; but has not
+water sufficient to admit vessels of any great burthen. Towards the
+north, the king of Sardinia's territories extend to within a mile of
+the gate; but the prince of Monaco can go upon his own ground along
+shore about five or six miles to the eastward, as far as Menton,
+another small town, which also belongs to him, and is situated on the
+seaside. His revenues are computed at a million of French livres,
+amounting to something more than forty thousand pounds sterling: but,
+the principality of Monaco, consisting of three small towns, and an
+inconsiderable tract of barren rock, is not worth above seven thousand
+a year; the rest arises from his French estate. This consists partly of
+the dutchy of Matignon, and partly of the dutchy of Valentinois, which
+last was given to the ancestors of this prince of Monaco, in the year
+1640, by the French king, to make up the loss of some lands in the
+kingdom of Naples, which were confiscated when he expelled the Spanish
+garrison from Monaco, and threw himself into the arms of France: so
+that he is duke of Valentinois as well as of Matignon, in that kingdom.
+He lives almost constantly in France; and has taken the name and arms
+of Grimaldi.
+
+The Genoese territories begin at Ventimiglia, another town lying on the
+coast, at the distance of twenty miles from Nice, a circumstance from
+which it borrows the name. Having passed the towns of Monaco, Menton,
+Ventimiglia, and several other places of less consequence that lie
+along this coast, we turned the point of St. Martin with a favourable
+breeze, and might have proceeded twenty miles further before night: but
+the women began to be sick, as well as afraid at the roughness of the
+water; Mr. R-- was so discomposed, that he privately desired the patron
+to put ashore at St. Remo, on pretence that we should not find a
+tolerable auberge in any other place between this and Noli, which was
+at the distance of forty miles. We accordingly landed, and were
+conducted to the poste, which our gondeliere assured us was the best
+auberge in the whole Riviera of Genoa. We ascended by a dark, narrow,
+steep stair, into a kind of public room, with a long table and benches,
+so dirty and miserable, that it would disgrace the worst hedge
+ale-house in England. Not a soul appeared to receive us. This is a
+ceremony one must not expect to meet with in France; far less in Italy.
+Our patron going into the kitchen, asked a servant if the company could
+have lodging in the house; and was answered, "he could not tell: the
+patron was not at home." When he desired to know where the patron was,
+the other answered, "he was gone to take the air." E andato a
+passeggiare. In the mean time, we were obliged to sit in the common
+room among watermen and muleteers. At length the landlord arrived, and
+gave us to understand, that he could accommodate us with chambers. In
+that where I lay, there was just room for two beds, without curtains or
+bedstead, an old rotten table covered with dried figs, and a couple of
+crazy chairs. The walls had been once white-washed: but were now hung
+with cobwebs, and speckled with dirt of all sorts; and I believe the
+brick-floor had not been swept for half a century. We supped in an
+outward room suitable in all respects to the chamber, and fared
+villainously. The provision was very ill-dressed, and served up in the
+most slovenly manner. You must not expect cleanliness or conveniency of
+any kind in this country. For this accommodation I payed as much as if
+I had been elegantly entertained in the best auberge of France or Italy.
+
+Next day, the wind was so high that we could not prosecute our voyage,
+so that we were obliged to pass other four and twenty hours in this
+comfortable situation. Luckily Mr. R-- found two acquaintances in the
+place; one a Franciscan monk, a jolly fellow; and the other a maestro
+di capella, who sent a spinnet to the inn, and entertained us agreeably
+with his voice and performance, in both of which accomplishments he
+excelled. The padre was very good humoured, and favoured us with a
+letter of recommendation to a friend of his, a professor in the
+university of Pisa. You would laugh to see the hyperbolical terms in
+which he mentioned your humble servant; but Italy is the native country
+of hyperbole.
+
+St. Remo is a pretty considerable town, well-built upon the declivity
+of a gently rising hill, and has a harbour capable of receiving small
+vessels, a good number of which are built upon the beach: but ships of
+any burden are obliged to anchor in the bay, which is far from being
+secure. The people of St. Remo form a small republic, which is subject
+to Genoa.
+
+They enjoyed particular privileges, till the year 1753, when in
+consequence of a new gabelle upon salt, they revolted: but this effort
+in behalf of liberty did not succeed. They were soon reduced by the
+Genoese, who deprived them of all their privileges, and built a fort by
+the sea-side, which serves the double purpose of defending the harbour
+and over-awing the town. The garrison at present does not exceed two
+hundred men. The inhabitants are said to have lately sent a deputation
+to Ratisbon, to crave the protection of the diet of the empire. There
+is very little plain ground in this neighbourhood; but the hills are
+covered with oranges, lemons, pomegranates, and olives, which produce a
+considerable traffic in fine fruit and excellent oil. The women of St.
+Remo are much more handsome and better tempered than those of Provence.
+They have in general good eyes, with open ingenuous countenances. Their
+dress, though remarkable, I cannot describe: but upon the whole, they
+put me in mind of some portraits I have seen, representing the females
+of Georgia and Mingrelia.
+
+On the third day, the wind being abated, though still unfavourable, we
+reimbarked and rowed along shore, passing by Porto-mauricio, and
+Oneglia; then turning the promontory called Capo di Melle, we proceeded
+by Albenga, Finale, and many other places of inferior note.
+Portomauricio is seated on a rock washed by the sea, but indifferently
+fortified, with an inconsiderable harbour, which none but very small
+vessels can enter. About two miles to the eastward is Oneglia, a small
+town with fortifications, lying along the open beach, and belonging to
+the king of Sardinia. This small territory abounds with olive-trees,
+which produce a considerable quantity of oil, counted the best of the
+whole Riviera. Albenga is a small town, the see of a bishop, suffragan
+to the archbishop of Genoa. It lies upon the sea, and the country
+produces a great quantity of hemp. Finale is the capital of a
+marquisate belonging to the Genoese, which has been the source of much
+trouble to the republic; and indeed was the sole cause of their rupture
+with the king of Sardinia and the house of Austria in the year 1745.
+The town is pretty well built; but the harbour is shallow, open, and
+unsafe; nevertheless, they built a good number of tartans and other
+vessels on the beach and the neighbouring country abounds with oil and
+fruit, particularly with those excellent apples called pomi carli,
+which I have mentioned in a former letter.
+
+In the evening we reached the Capo di Noli, counted very dangerous in
+blowing weather. It is a very high perpendicular rock or mountain
+washed by the sea, which has eaten into it in divers places, so as to
+form a great number of caverns. It extends about a couple of miles, and
+in some parts is indented into little creeks or bays, where there is a
+narrow margin of sandy beach between it and the water. When the wind is
+high, no feluca will attempt to pass it; even in a moderate breeze, the
+waves dashing against the rocks and caverns, which echo with the sound,
+make such an awful noise, and at the same time occasion such a rough
+sea, as one cannot hear, and see, and feel, without a secret horror.
+
+On this side of the Cape, there is a beautiful strand cultivated like a
+garden; the plantations extend to the very tops of the hills,
+interspersed with villages, castles, churches, and villas. Indeed the
+whole Riviera is ornamented in the same manner, except in such places
+as admit of no building nor cultivation.
+
+Having passed the Cape, we followed the winding of the coast, into a
+small bay, and arrived at the town of Noli, where we proposed to pass
+the night. You will be surprised that we did not go ashore sooner, in
+order to take some refreshment; but the truth is, we had a provision of
+ham, tongues, roasted pullets, cheese, bread, wine, and fruit, in the
+feluca, where we every day enjoyed a slight repast about one or two
+o'clock in the afternoon. This I mention as a necessary piece of
+information to those who may be inclined to follow the same route. We
+likewise found it convenient to lay in store of l'eau de vie, or
+brandy, for the use of the rowers, who always expect to share your
+comforts. On a meagre day, however, those ragamuffins will rather die
+of hunger than suffer the least morsel of flesh-meat to enter their
+mouths. I have frequently tried the experiment, by pressing them to eat
+something gras, on a Friday or Saturday: but they always declined it
+with marks of abhorrence, crying, Dio me ne libere! God deliver me from
+it! or some other words to that effect. I moreover observed, that not
+one of those fellows ever swore an oath, or spoke an indecent word.
+They would by no means put to sea, of a morning, before they had heard
+mass; and when the wind was unfavourable, they always set out with a
+hymn to the Blessed Virgin, or St. Elmo, keeping time with their oars
+as they sung. I have indeed remarked all over this country, that a man
+who transgresses the institutions of the church in these small matters,
+is much more infamous than one who has committed the most flagrant
+crimes against nature and morality. A murderer, adulterer, or s--m--te,
+will obtain easy absolution from the church, and even find favour with
+society; but a man who eats a pidgeon on a Saturday, without express
+licence, is avoided and abhorred, as a monster of reprobation. I have
+conversed with several intelligent persons on the subject; and have
+reason to believe, that a delinquent of this sort is considered as a
+luke-warm catholic, little better than a heretic; and of all crimes
+they look upon heresy as the most damnable.
+
+Noli is a small republic of fishermen subject to Genoa; but very
+tenacious of their privileges. The town stands on the beach, tolerably
+well built, defended by a castle situated on a rock above it; and the
+harbour is of little consequence. The auberge was such as made us
+regret even the inn we had left at St. Remo. After a very odd kind of
+supper, which I cannot pretend to describe, we retired to our repose:
+but I had not been in bed five minutes, when I felt something crawling
+on different parts of my body, and taking a light to examine, perceived
+above a dozen large bugs. You must know I have the same kind of
+antipathy to these vermin, that some persons have to a cat or breast of
+veal. I started up immediately, and wrapping myself in a great coat,
+sick as I was, laid down in the outer room upon a chest, where I
+continued till morning.
+
+One would imagine that in a mountainous country like this, there should
+be plenty of goats; and indeed, we saw many flocks of them feeding
+among the rocks, yet we could not procure half a pint of milk for our
+tea, if we had given the weight of it in gold. The people here have no
+idea of using milk, and when you ask them for it, they stand gaping
+with a foolish face of surprise, which is exceedingly provoking. It is
+amazing that instinct does not teach the peasants to feed their
+children with goat's milk, so much more nourishing and agreeable than
+the wretched sustenance on which they live. Next day we rowed by Vado
+and Savona, which last is a large town, with a strong citadel, and a
+harbour, which was formerly capable of receiving large ships: but it
+fell a sacrifice to the jealousy of the Genoese, who have partly
+choaked it up, on pretence that it should not afford shelter to the
+ships of war belonging to those states which might be at enmity with
+the republic.
+
+Then we passed Albifola, Sestri di Ponente, Novi, Voltri, and a great
+number of villages, villas, and magnificent palaces belonging to the
+Genoese nobility, which form almost a continued chain of buildings
+along the strand for thirty miles.
+
+About five in the afternoon, we skirted the fine suburbs of St. Pietro
+d' Arena, and arrived at Genoa, which makes a dazzling appearance when
+viewed from the sea, rising like an amphitheatre in a circular form
+from the water's edge, a considerable way up the mountains, and
+surrounded on the land side by a double wall, the most exterior of
+which is said to extend fifteen miles in circuit. The first object that
+strikes your eye at a distance, is a very elegant pharos, or
+lighthouse, built on the projection of a rock on the west side of the
+harbour, so very high, that, in a clear day, you may see it at the
+distance of thirty miles. Turning the light-house point, you find
+yourself close to the mole, which forms the harbour of Genoa. It is
+built at a great expence from each side of the bay, so as to form in
+the sea two long magnificent jettes. At the extremity of each is
+another smaller lanthorn. These moles are both provided with
+brass-cannon, and between them is the entrance into the harbour. But
+this is still so wide as to admit a great sea, which, when the wind
+blows hard from south and south-west, is very troublesome to the
+shipping. Within the mole there is a smaller harbour or wet dock,
+called Darsena, for the gallies of the republic. We passed through a
+considerable number of ships and vessels lying at anchor, and landing
+at the water-gate, repaired to an inn called La Croix de Malthe in the
+neighbourhood of the harbour. Here we met with such good entertainment
+as prepossessed us in favour of the interior parts of Italy, and
+contributed with other motives to detain us some days in this city. But
+I have detained you so long, that I believe you wish I may proceed no
+farther; and therefore I take my leave for the present, being very
+sincerely-- Yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXVI
+
+NICE, January 15, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--It is not without reason that Genoa is called La superba.
+The city itself is very stately; and the nobles are very proud. Some
+few of them may be proud of their wealth: but, in general, their
+fortunes are very small. My friend Mr. R-- assured me that many Genoese
+noblemen had fortunes of half a million of livres per annum: but the
+truth is, the whole revenue of the state does not exceed this sum; and
+the livre of Genoa is but about nine pence sterling. There are about
+half a dozen of their nobles who have ten thousand a year: but the
+majority have not above a twentieth part of that sum. They live with
+great parsimony in their families; and wear nothing but black in
+public; so that their expences are but small. If a Genoese nobleman
+gives an entertainment once a quarter, he is said to live upon the
+fragments all the rest of the year. I was told that one of them lately
+treated his friends, and left the entertainment to the care of his son,
+who ordered a dish of fish that cost a zechine, which is equal to about
+ten shillings sterling. The old gentleman no sooner saw it appear on
+the table, than unable to suppress his concern, he burst into tears,
+and exclaimed, Ah Figliuolo indegno! Siamo in Rovina! Siamo in
+precipizio! Ah, Prodigal! ruined! undone!
+
+I think the pride or ostentation of the Italians in general takes a
+more laudable turn than that of other nations. A Frenchman lays out his
+whole revenue upon tawdry suits of cloaths, or in furnishing a
+magnificent repas of fifty or a hundred dishes, one half of which are
+not eatable nor intended to be eaten. His wardrobe goes to the fripier;
+his dishes to the dogs, and himself to the devil, and after his decease
+no vestige of him remains. A Genoese, on the other hand, keeps himself
+and his family at short allowance, that he may save money to build
+palaces and churches, which remain to after-ages so many monuments of
+his taste, piety, and munificence; and in the mean time give employment
+and bread to the poor and industrious. There are some Genoese nobles
+who have each five or six elegant palaces magnificently furnished,
+either in the city, or in different parts of the Riviera. The two
+streets called Strada Balbi and Strada Nuova, are continued double
+ranges of palaces adorned with gardens and fountains: but their being
+painted on the outside has, in my opinion, a poor effect.
+
+The commerce of this city is, at present, not very considerable; yet it
+has the face of business. The streets are crowded with people; the
+shops are well furnished; and the markets abound with all sorts of
+excellent provision. The wine made in this neighbourhood is, however,
+very indifferent; and all that is consumed must be bought at the public
+cantine, where it is sold for the benefit of the state. Their bread is
+the whitest and the best I have tasted any where; and the beef, which
+they have from Piedmont, is juicy and delicious. The expence of eating
+in Italy is nearly the same as in France, about three shillings a head
+for every meal. The state of Genoa is very poor, and their bank of St.
+George has received such rude shocks, first from the revolt of the
+Corsicans, and afterwards from the misfortunes of the city, when it was
+taken by the Austrians in the war of 1745, that it still continues to
+languish without any near prospect of its credit being restored.
+Nothing shews the weakness of their state, more than their having
+recourse to the assistance of France to put a stop to the progress of
+Paoli in Corsica; for after all that has been said of the gallantry and
+courage of Paoli and his islanders, I am very credibly informed that
+they might be very easily suppressed, if the Genoese had either vigour
+in the council or resolution in the field.
+
+True it is, they made a noble effort in expelling the Austrians who had
+taken possession of their city; but this effort was the effect of
+oppression and despair, and if I may believe the insinuations of some
+politicians in this part of the world, the Genoese would not have
+succeeded in that attempt, if they had not previously purchased with a
+large sum of money the connivance of the only person who could defeat
+the enterprize. For my own part, I can scarce entertain thoughts so
+prejudicial to the character of human nature, as to suppose a man
+capable of sacrificing to such a consideration, the duty he owed his
+prince, as well as all regard to the lives of his soldiers, even those
+who lay sick in hospitals, and who, being dragged forth, were miserably
+butchered by the furious populace. There is one more presumption of his
+innocence, he still retains the favour of his sovereign, who could not
+well be supposed to share in the booty. "There are mysteries in
+politics which were never dreamed of in our philosophy, Horatio!" The
+possession of Genoa might have proved a troublesome bone of contention,
+which it might be convenient to lose by accident. Certain it is, when
+the Austrians returned after their expulsion, in order to retake the
+city, the engineer, being questioned by the general, declared he would
+take the place in fifteen days, on pain of losing his head; and in four
+days after this declaration the Austrians retired. This anecdote I
+learned from a worthy gentleman of this country, who had it from the
+engineer's own mouth. Perhaps it was the will of heaven. You see how
+favourably, providence has interposed in behalf of the reigning empress
+of Russia, first in removing her husband: secondly in ordaining the
+assassination of prince Ivan, for which the perpetrators have been so
+liberally rewarded; it even seems determined to shorten the life of her
+own son, the only surviving rival from whom she had any thing to fear.
+
+The Genoese have now thrown themselves into the arms of France for
+protection: I know not whether it would not have been a greater mark of
+sagacity to cultivate the friendship of England, with which they carry
+on an advantageous commerce. While the English are masters of the
+Mediterranean, they will always have it in their power to do incredible
+damage all along the Riviera, to ruin the Genoese trade by sea, and
+even to annoy the capital; for notwithstanding all the pains they have
+taken to fortify the mole and the city, I am greatly deceived if it is
+not still exposed to the danger, not only of a bombardment, but even of
+a cannonade. I am even sanguine enough to think a resolute commander
+might, with a strong squadron, sail directly into the harbour, without
+sustaining much damage, notwithstanding all the cannon of the place,
+which are said to amount to near five hundred. I have seen a cannonade
+of above four hundred pieces of artillery, besides bombs and cohorns,
+maintained for many hours, without doing much mischief.
+
+During the last siege of Genoa, the French auxiliaries were obliged to
+wait at Monaco, until a gale of wind had driven the English squadron
+off the coast, and then they went along shore in small vessels at the
+imminent risque of being taken by the British cruisers. By land I
+apprehend their march would be altogether impracticable, if the king of
+Sardinia had any interest to oppose it. He might either guard the
+passes, or break up the road in twenty different places, so as to
+render it altogether impassable. Here it may not be amiss to observe,
+that when Don Philip advanced from Nice with his army to Genoa, he was
+obliged to march so close to the shore, that in above fifty different
+places, the English ships might have rendered the road altogether
+impassable. The path, which runs generally along the face of a
+precipice washed by the sea, is so narrow that two men on horseback can
+hardly pass each other; and the road itself so rugged, slippery, and
+dangerous, that the troopers were obliged to dismount, and lead their
+horses one by one. On the other hand, baron de Leutrum, who was at the
+head of a large body of Piedmontese troops, had it in his power to
+block up the passes of the mountains, and even to destroy this road in
+such a manner, that the enemy could not possibly advance. Why these
+precautions were not taken, I do not pretend to explain: neither can I
+tell you wherefore the prince of Monaco, who is a subject and partizan
+of France, was indulged with a neutrality for his town, which served as
+a refreshing-place, a safe port, and an intermediate post for the
+French succours sent from Marseilles to Genoa. This I will only venture
+to affirm, that the success and advantage of great alliances are often
+sacrificed to low, partial, selfish, and sordid considerations. The
+town of Monaco is commanded by every heighth in its neighbourhood; and
+might be laid in ashes by a bomb-ketch in four hours by sea.
+
+I was fortunate enough to be recommended to a lady in Genoa, who
+treated us with great politeness and hospitality. She introduced me to
+an abbate, a man of letters, whose conversation was extremely
+agreeable. He already knew me by reputation, and offered to make me
+known to some of the first persons in the republic, with whom he lived
+in intimacy. The lady is one of the most intelligent and best-bred
+persons I have known in any country. We assisted at her conversazione,
+which was numerous. She pressed us to pass the winter at Genoa; and
+indeed I was almost persuaded: but I had attachments at Nice, from
+which I could not easily disengage myself.
+
+The few days we staved at Genoa were employed in visiting the most
+remarkable churches and palaces. In some of the churches, particularly
+that of the Annunciata, I found a profusion of ornaments, which had
+more magnificence than taste. There is a great number of pictures; but
+very few of them are capital pieces. I had heard much of the ponte
+Carignano, which did not at all answer my expectation. It is a bridge
+that unites two eminences which form the higher part of the city, and
+the houses in the bottom below do not rise so high as the springing of
+its arches. There is nothing at all curious in its construction, nor
+any way remarkable, except the heighth of the piers from which the
+arches are sprung. Hard by the bridge there is an elegant church, from
+the top of which you have a very rich and extensive prospect of the
+city, the sea and the adjacent country, which looks like a continent of
+groves and villas. The only remarkable circumstance about the
+cathedral, which is Gothic and gloomy, is the chapel where the
+pretended bones of John the Baptist are deposited, and in which thirty
+silver lamps are continually burning. I had a curiosity to see the
+palaces of Durazzo and Doria, but it required more trouble to procure
+admission than I was willing to give myself: as for the arsenal, and
+the rostrum of an ancient galley which was found by accident in
+dragging the harbour, I postponed seeing them till my return.
+
+Having here provided myself with letters of credit for Florence and
+Rome, I hired the same boat which had brought us hither, to carry us
+forward to Lerici, which is a small town about half way between Genoa
+and Leghorn, where travellers, who are tired of the sea, take
+post-chaises to continue their route by land to Pisa and Florence. I
+payed three loui'dores for this voyage of about fifty miles; though I
+might have had a feluca for less money. When you land on the wharf at
+Genoa, you are plied by the feluca men just as you are plied by the
+watermen at Hungerford-stairs in London. They are always ready to set
+off at a minute's warning for Lerici, Leghorn, Nice, Antibes,
+Marseilles, and every part of the Riviera.
+
+The wind being still unfavourable, though the weather was delightful,
+we rowed along shore, passing by several pretty towns, villages, and a
+vast number of cassines, or little white houses, scattered among woods
+of olive-trees, that cover the hills; and these are the habitations of
+the velvet and damask weavers. Turning Capo Fino we entered a bay,
+where stand the towns of Porto Fino, Lavagna, and Sestri di Levante, at
+which last we took up our night's lodging. The house was tolerable, and
+we had no great reason to complain of the beds: but, the weather being
+hot, there was a very offensive smell, which proceeded from some skins
+of beasts new killed, that were spread to dry on an outhouse in the
+yard. Our landlord was a butcher, and had very much the looks of an
+assassin. His wife was a great masculine virago, who had all the air of
+having frequented the slaughter-house. Instead of being welcomed with
+looks of complaisance, we were admitted with a sort of gloomy
+condescension, which seemed to say, "We don't much like your company;
+but, however, you shall have a night's lodging in favour of the patron
+of the gondola, who is our acquaintance." In short, we had a very bad
+supper, miserably dressed, passed a very disagreeable night, and payed
+a very extravagant bill in the morning, without being thanked for our
+custom. I was very glad to get out of the house with my throat uncut.
+
+Sestri di Levante is a little town pleasantly situated on the seaside;
+but has not the conveniency of a harbour. The fish taken here is mostly
+carried to Genoa. This is likewise the market for their oil, and the
+paste called macaroni, of which they make a good quantity.
+
+Next day, we skirted a very barren coast, consisting of almost
+perpendicular rocks, on the faces of which, however, we saw many
+peasants' houses and hanging terraces for vines, made by dint of
+incredible labour. In the afternoon, we entered by the Porti di Venere
+into the bay, or gulf of Spetia or Spezza, which was the Portus Lunae
+of the ancients. This bay, at the mouth of which lies the island
+Palmaria, forms a most noble and secure harbour, capacious enough to
+contain all the navies in Christendom. The entrance on one side is
+defended by a small fort built above the town of Porto Venere, which is
+a very poor place. Farther in there is a battery of about twenty guns;
+and on the right hand, opposite to Porto Venere, is a block-house,
+founded on a rock in the sea. At the bottom of the bay is the town of
+Spetia on the left, and on the right that of Lerici, defended by a
+castle of very little strength or consequence. The whole bay is
+surrounded with plantations of olives and oranges, and makes a very
+delightful appearance. In case of a war, this would be an admirable
+station for a British squadron, as it lies so near Genoa and Leghorn;
+and has a double entrance, by means of which the cruisers could sail in
+and out continually, which way soever the wind might chance to sit. I
+am sure the fortifications would give very little disturbance.
+
+At the post-house in Lerici, the accommodation is intolerable. We were
+almost poisoned at supper. I found the place where I was to lie so
+close and confined, that I could not breathe in it, and therefore lay
+all night in an outward room upon four chairs, with a leather
+portmanteau for my pillow. For this entertainment I payed very near a
+loui'dore. Such bad accommodation is the less excusable, as the fellow
+has a great deal of business, this being a great thoroughfare for
+travellers going into Italy, or returning from thence.
+
+I might have saved some money by prosecuting my voyage directly by sea
+to Leghorn: but, by this time, we were all heartily tired of the water,
+the business then was to travel by land to Florence, by the way of
+Pisa, which is seven posts distant from Lerici. Those who have not
+their own carriage must either hire chaises to perform the whole
+journey, or travel by way of cambiatura, which is that of changing the
+chaises every post, as the custom is in England. In this case the great
+inconvenience arises from your being obliged to shift your baggage
+every post. The chaise or calesse of this country, is a wretched
+machine with two wheels, as uneasy as a common cart, being indeed no
+other than what we should call in England a very ill-contrived
+one-horse chair, narrow, naked, shattered and shabby. For this vehicle
+and two horses you pay at the rate of eight paoli a stage, or four
+shillings sterling; and the postilion expects two paoli for his
+gratification: so that every eight miles cost about five shillings, and
+four only, if you travel in your own carriage, as in that case you pay
+no more than at the rate of three paoli a horse.
+
+About three miles from Lerici, we crossed the Magra, which appeared as
+a rivulet almost dry, and in half a mile farther arrived at Sarzana, a
+small town at the extremity of the Genoese territories, where we
+changed horses. Then entering the principalities of Massa and Carrara,
+belonging to the duke of Modena, we passed Lavenza, which seems to be a
+decayed fort with a small garrison, and dined at Massa, which is an
+agreeable little town, where the old dutchess of Modena resides.
+Notwithstanding all the expedition we could make, it was dark before we
+passed the Cerchio, which is an inconsiderable stream in the
+neighbourhood of Pisa, where we arrived about eight in the evening.
+
+The country from Sarzana to the frontiers of Tuscany is a narrow plain,
+bounded on the right by the sea, and on the left by the Apennine
+mountains. It is well cultivated and inclosed, consisting of
+meadow-ground, corn fields, plantations of olives; and the trees that
+form the hedge-rows serve as so many props to the vines, which are
+twisted round them, and continued from one to another. After entering
+the dominions of Tuscany, we travelled through a noble forest of
+oak-trees of a considerable extent, which would have appeared much more
+agreeable, had we not been benighted and apprehensive of robbers. The
+last post but one in this days journey, is at the little town of
+Viareggio, a kind of sea-port on the Mediterranean, belonging to Lucia.
+The roads are indifferent, and the accommodation is execrable. I was
+glad to find myself housed in a very good inn at Pisa, where I promised
+myself a good night's rest, and was not disappointed. I heartily wish
+you the same pleasure, and am very sincerely--Yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXVII
+
+NICE, January 28, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Pisa is a fine old city that strikes you with the same
+veneration you would feel at sight of an antient temple which bears the
+marks of decay, without being absolutely dilapidated. The houses are
+well built, the streets open, straight, and well paved; the shops well
+furnished; and the markets well supplied: there are some elegant
+palaces, designed by great masters. The churches are built with taste,
+and tolerably ornamented. There is a beautiful wharf of freestone on
+each side of the river Arno, which runs through the city, and three
+bridges thrown over it, of which that in the middle is of marble, a
+pretty piece of architecture: but the number of inhabitants is very
+inconsiderable; and this very circumstance gives it an air of majestic
+solitude, which is far from being unpleasant to a man of a
+contemplative turn of mind. For my part, I cannot bear the tumult of a
+populous commercial city; and the solitude that reigns in Pisa would
+with me be a strong motive to choose it as a place of residence. Not
+that this would be the only inducement for living at Pisa. Here is some
+good company, and even a few men of taste and learning. The people in
+general are counted sociable and polite; and there is great plenty of
+provisions, at a very reasonable rate. At some distance from the more
+frequented parts of the city, a man may hire a large house for thirty
+crowns a year: but near the center, you cannot have good lodgings,
+ready furnished, for less than a scudo (about five shillings) a day.
+The air in summer is reckoned unwholesome by the exhalations arising
+from stagnant water in the neighbourhood of the city, which stands in
+the midst of a fertile plain, low and marshy: yet these marshes have
+been considerably drained, and the air is much meliorated. As for the
+Arno, it is no longer navigated by vessels of any burthen. The
+university of Pisa is very much decayed; and except the little business
+occasioned by the emperor's gallies, which are built in this town,
+[This is a mistake. No gallies have been built here for a great many
+years, and the dock is now converted into stables for the Grand Duke's
+Horse Guards.] I know of no commerce it carried on: perhaps the
+inhabitants live on the produce of the country, which consists of corn,
+wine, and cattle. They are supplied with excellent water for drinking,
+by an aqueduct consisting of above five thousand arches, begun by
+Cosmo, and finished by Ferdinand I. Grand-dukes of Tuscany; it conveys
+the water from the mountains at the distance of five miles. This noble
+city, formerly the capital of a flourishing and powerful republic,
+which contained above one hundred and fifty thousand inhabitants,
+within its walls, is now so desolate that grass grows in the open
+streets; and the number of its people do not exceed sixteen thousand.
+
+You need not doubt but I visited the Campanile, or hanging-tower, which
+is a beautiful cylinder of eight stories, each adorned with a round of
+columns, rising one above another. It stands by the cathedral, and
+inclines so far on one side from the perpendicular, that in dropping a
+plummet from the top, which is one hundred and eighty-eight feet high,
+it falls sixteen feet from the base. For my part, I should never have
+dreamed that this inclination proceeded from any other cause, than an
+accidental subsidence of the foundation on this side, if some
+connoisseurs had not taken great pains to prove it was done on purpose
+by the architect. Any person who has eyes may see that the pillars on
+that side are considerably sunk; and this is the case with the very
+threshold of the door by which you enter. I think it would have been a
+very preposterous ambition in the architects, to show how far they
+could deviate from the perpendicular in this construction; because in
+that particular any common mason could have rivalled them; [All the
+world knows that a Building with such Inclination may be carried up
+till a line drawn from the Centre of Gravity falls without the
+Circumference of the Base.] and if they really intended it as a
+specimen of their art, they should have shortened the pilasters on that
+side, so as to exhibit them intire, without the appearance of sinking.
+These leaning towers are not unfrequent in Italy; there is one at
+Bologna, another at Venice, a third betwixt Venice and Ferrara, and a
+fourth at Ravenna; and the inclination in all of them has been supposed
+owing to the foundations giving way on one side only.
+
+In the cathedral, which is a large Gothic pile, [This Edifice is not
+absolutely Gothic. It was built in the Twelfth Century after the Design
+of a Greek Architect from Constantinople, where by that time the art
+was much degenerated. The Pillars of Granite are mostly from the
+Islands of Ebba and Giglia on the coast of Tuscany, where those
+quarries were worked by the antient Romans. The Giullo, and the verde
+antico are very beautiful species of marble, yellow and green; the
+first, antiently called marmor numidicum, came from Africa; the other
+was found (according to Strabo) on the mons Taygetus in Lacedemonia:
+but, at present, neither the one nor the other is to be had except
+among the ruins of antiquity.] there is a great number of massy pillars
+of porphyry, granite, jasper, giullo, and verde antico, together with
+some good pictures and statues: but the greatest curiosity is that of
+the brass-gates, designed and executed by John of Bologna,
+representing, embossed in different compartments, the history of the
+Old and New Testament. I was so charmed with this work, that I could
+have stood a whole day to examine and admire it. In the Baptisterium,
+which stands opposite to this front, there are some beautiful marbles,
+particularly the font, and a pulpit, supported by the statues of
+different animals.
+
+Between the cathedral and this building, about one hundred paces on one
+side, is the famous burying-ground, called Campo Santo, from its being
+covered with earth brought from Jerusalem. It is an oblong square,
+surrounded by a very high wall, and always kept shut. Within-side there
+is a spacious corridore round the whole space, which is a noble walk
+for a contemplative philosopher. It is paved chiefly with flat
+grave-stones: the walls are painted in fresco by Ghiotto, Giottino,
+Stefano, Bennoti, Bufalmaco, and some others of his cotemporaries and
+disciples, who flourished immediately after the restoration of
+painting. The subjects are taken from the Bible. Though the manner is
+dry, the drawing incorrect, the design generally lame, and the
+colouring unnatural; yet there is merit in the expression: and the
+whole remains as a curious monument of the efforts made by this noble
+art immediately after her revival. [The History of Job by Giotto is
+much admired.] Here are some deceptions in perspective equally
+ingenious and pleasing; particularly the figures of certain animals,
+which exhibit exactly the same appearance, from whatever different
+points of view they are seen. One division of the burying-ground
+consists of a particular compost, which in nine days consumes the dead
+bodies to the bones: in all probability, it is no other than common
+earth mixed with quick-lime. At one corner of the corridore, there are
+the pictures of three bodies represented in the three different stages
+of putrefaction which they undergo when laid in this composition. At
+the end of the three first days, the body is bloated and swelled, and
+the features are enlarged and distorted to such a degree, as fills the
+spectator with horror. At the sixth day, the swelling is subsided, and
+all the muscular flesh hangs loosened from the bones: at the ninth,
+nothing but the skeleton remains. There is a small neat chapel at one
+end of the Campo Santo, with some tombs, on one of which is a beautiful
+bust by Buona Roti. [Here is a sumptuous cenotaph erected by Pope
+Gregory XIII. to the memory of his brother Giovanni Buoncampagni. It is
+called the Monumentum Gregorianum, of a violet-coloured marble from
+Scravezza in this neighbourhood, adorned with a couple of columns of
+Touchstone, and two beautiful spherical plates of Alabaster.] At the
+other end of the corridore, there is a range of antient sepulchral
+stones ornamented with basso-relievo brought hither from different
+parts by the Pisan Fleets in the course of their expeditions. I was
+struck with the figure of a woman lying dead on a tomb-stone, covered
+with a piece of thin drapery, so delicately cut as to shew all the
+flexures of the attitude, and even all the swellings and sinuosities of
+the muscles. Instead of stone, it looks like a sheet of wet linen. [One
+of these antiquities representing the Hunting of Meleager was converted
+into a coffin for the Countess Beatrice, mother of the famous Countess
+Mathilda; it is now fixed to the outside of the church wall just by one
+of the doors, and is a very elegant piece of sculpture. Near the same
+place is a fine pillar of Porphyry supporting the figure of a Lion, and
+a kind of urn which seems to be a Sarcophagus, though an inscription
+round the Base declares it is a Talentum in which the antient Pisans
+measured the Census or Tax which they payed to Augustus: but in what
+metal or specie this Census was payed we are left to divine. There are
+likewise in the Campo Santo two antique Latin edicts of the Pisan
+Senate injoining the citizens to go into mourning for the Death of
+Caius and Lucius Caesar the Sons of Agrippa, and heirs declared of the
+Emperor. Fronting this Cemetery, on the other side of the Piazza of the
+Dome, is a large, elegant Hospital in which the sick are conveniently
+and comfortably lodged, entertained, and attended.]
+
+For four zechines I hired a return-coach and four from Pisa to
+Florence. This road, which lies along the Arno, is very good; and the
+country is delightful, variegated with hill and vale, wood and water,
+meadows and corn-fields, planted and inclosed like the counties of
+Middlesex and Hampshire; with this difference, however, that all the
+trees in this tract were covered with vines, and the ripe clusters
+black and white, hung down from every bough in a most luxuriant and
+romantic abundance. The vines in this country are not planted in rows,
+and propped with sticks, as in France and the county of Nice, but twine
+around the hedge-row trees, which they almost quite cover with their
+foliage and fruit. The branches of the vine are extended from tree to
+tree, exhibiting beautiful festoons of real leaves, tendrils, and
+swelling clusters a foot long. By this oeconomy the ground of the
+inclosure is spared for corn, grass, or any other production. The trees
+commonly planted for the purpose of sustaining the vines, are maple,
+elm, and aller, with which last the banks of the Arno abound. [It would
+have been still more for the advantage of the Country and the Prospect,
+if instead of these they had planted fruit trees for the purpose.] This
+river, which is very inconsiderable with respect to the quantity of
+water, would be a charming pastoral stream, if it was transparent; but
+it is always muddy and discoloured. About ten or a dozen miles below
+Florence, there are some marble quarries on the side of it, from whence
+the blocks are conveyed in boats, when there is water enough in the
+river to float them, that is after heavy rains, or the melting of the
+snow upon the mountains of Umbria, being part of the Apennines, from
+whence it takes its rise.
+
+Florence is a noble city, that still retains all the marks of a
+majestic capital, such as piazzas, palaces, fountains, bridges,
+statues, and arcades. I need not tell you that the churches here are
+magnificent, and adorned not only with pillars of oriental granite,
+porphyry, Jasper, verde antico, and other precious stones; but also
+with capital pieces of painting by the most eminent masters. Several of
+these churches, however, stand without fronts, for want of money to
+complete the plans. It may also appear superfluous to mention my having
+viewed the famous gallery of antiquities, the chapel of St. Lorenzo,
+the palace of Pitti, the cathedral, the baptisterium, Ponte de Trinita,
+with its statues, the triumphal arch, and every thing which is commonly
+visited in this metropolis. But all these objects having been
+circumstantially described by twenty different authors of travels, I
+shall not trouble you with a repetition of trite observations.
+
+That part of the city which stands on each side of the river, makes a
+very elegant appearance, to which the four bridges and the stone-quay
+between them, contribute in a great measure. I lodged at the widow
+Vanini's, an English house delightfully situated in this quarter. The
+landlady, who is herself a native of England, we found very obliging.
+The lodging-rooms are comfortable; and the entertainment is good and
+reasonable. There is a considerable number of fashionable people at
+Florence, and many of them in good circumstances. They affect a gaiety
+in their dress, equipage, and conversation; but stand very much on
+their punctilio with strangers; and will not, without great reluctance,
+admit into their assemblies any lady of another country, whose noblesse
+is not ascertained by a title. This reserve is in some measure
+excusable among a people who are extremely ignorant of foreign customs,
+and who know that in their own country, every person, even the most
+insignificant, who has any pretensions to family, either inherits, or
+assumes the title of principe, conte, or marchese.
+
+With all their pride, however, the nobles of Florence are humble enough
+to enter into partnership with shop-keepers, and even to sell wine by
+retail. It is an undoubted fact, that in every palace or great house in
+this city, there is a little window fronting the street, provided with
+an iron-knocker, and over it hangs an empty flask, by way of sign-post.
+Thither you send your servant to buy a bottle of wine. He knocks at the
+little wicket, which is opened immediately by a domestic, who supplies
+him with what he wants, and receives the money like the waiter of any
+other cabaret. It is pretty extraordinary, that it should not be deemed
+a disparagement in a nobleman to sell half a pound of figs, or a palm
+of ribbon or tape, or to take money for a flask of sour wine; and yet
+be counted infamous to match his daughter in the family of a person who
+has distinguished himself in any one of the learned professions.
+
+Though Florence be tolerably populous, there seems to be very little
+trade of any kind in it: but the inhabitants flatter themselves with
+the prospect of reaping great advantage from the residence of one of
+the arch-dukes, for whose reception they are now repairing the palace
+of Pitti. I know not what the revenues of Tuscany may amount to, since
+the succession of the princes of Lorraine; but, under the last dukes of
+the Medici family, they were said to produce two millions of crowns,
+equal to five hundred thousand pounds sterling. These arose from a very
+heavy tax upon land and houses, the portions of maidens, and suits at
+law, besides the duties upon traffick, a severe gabelle upon the
+necessaries of life, and a toll upon every eatable entered into this
+capital. If we may believe Leti, the grand duke was then able to raise
+and maintain an army of forty thousand infantry, and three thousand
+horse; with twelve gallies, two galeasses, and twenty ships of war. I
+question if Tuscany can maintain at present above one half of such an
+armament. He that now commands the emperor's navy, consisting of a few
+frigates, is an Englishman, called Acton, who was heretofore captain of
+a ship in our East India company's service. He has lately embraced the
+catholic religion, and been created admiral of Tuscany.
+
+There is a tolerable opera in Florence for the entertainment of the
+best company, though they do not seem very attentive to the musick.
+Italy is certainly the native country of this art; and yet, I do not
+find the people in general either more musically inclined, or better
+provided with ears than their neighbours. Here is also a wretched troop
+of comedians for the burgeois, and lower class of people: but what
+seems most to suit the taste of all ranks, is the exhibition of church
+pageantry. I had occasion to see a procession, where all the noblesse
+of the city attended in their coaches, which filled the whole length of
+the great street called the Corso. It was the anniversary of a
+charitable institution in favour of poor maidens, a certain number of
+whom are portioned every year. About two hundred of these virgins
+walked in procession, two and two together, cloathed in violet-coloured
+wide gowns, with white veils on their heads, and made a very classical
+appearance. They were preceded and followed by an irregular mob of
+penitents in sack-cloth, with lighted tapers, and monks carrying
+crucifixes, bawling and bellowing the litanies: but the great object
+was a figure of the Virgin Mary, as big as the life, standing within a
+gilt frame, dressed in a gold stuff, with a large hoop, a great
+quantity of false jewels, her face painted and patched, and her hair
+frizzled and curled in the very extremity of the fashion. Very little
+regard had been paid to the image of our Saviour on the cross; but when
+his lady-mother appeared on the shoulders of three or four lusty
+friars, the whole populace fell upon their knees in the dirt. This
+extraordinary veneration paid to the Virgin, must have been derived
+originally from the French, who pique themselves on their gallantry to
+the fair sex.
+
+Amidst all the scenery of the Roman catholic religion, I have never yet
+seen any of the spectators affected at heart, or discover the least
+signs of fanaticism. The very disciplinants, who scourge themselves in
+the Holy-week, are generally peasants or parties hired for the purpose.
+Those of the confrairies, who have an ambition to distinguish
+themselves on such occasions, take care to secure their backs from the
+smart, by means of secret armour, either women's boddice, or quilted
+jackets. The confrairies are fraternities of devotees, who inlist
+themselves under the banners of particular saints. On days of
+procession they appear in a body dressed as penitents and masked, and
+distinguished by crosses on their habits. There is scarce an
+individual, whether noble or plebeian, who does not belong to one of
+these associations, which may be compared to the FreeMasons,
+Gregoreans, and Antigallicans of England.
+
+Just without one of the gates of Florence, there is a triumphal arch
+erected on occasion of the late emperor's making his public entry, when
+he succeeded to the dukedom of Tuscany: and herein the summer evenings,
+the quality resort to take the air in their coaches. Every carriage
+stops, and forms a little separate conversazione. The ladies sit
+within, and the cicisbei stand on the foot-boards, on each side of the
+coach, entertaining them with their discourse. It would be no
+unpleasant inquiry to trace this sort of gallantry to its original, and
+investigate all its progress. The Italians, having been accused of
+jealousy, were resolved to wipe off the reproach, and, seeking to avoid
+it for the future, have run into the other extreme. I know it is
+generally supposed that the custom of choosing cicisbei, was calculated
+to prevent the extinction of families, which would otherwise often
+happen in consequence of marriages founded upon interest, without any
+mutual affection in the contracting parties. How far this political
+consideration may have weighed against the jealous and vindictive
+temper of the Italians, I will not pretend to judge: but, certain it
+is, every married lady in this country has her cicisbeo, or servente,
+who attends her every where, and on all occasions; and upon whose
+privileges the husband dares not encroach, without incurring the
+censure and ridicule of the whole community. For my part, I would
+rather be condemned for life to the gallies, than exercise the office
+of a cicisbeo, exposed to the intolerable caprices and dangerous
+resentment of an Italian virago. I pretend not to judge of the national
+character, from my own observation: but, if the portraits drawn by
+Goldoni in his Comedies are taken from nature, I would not hesitate to
+pronounce the Italian women the most haughty, insolent, capricious, and
+revengeful females on the face of the earth. Indeed their resentments
+are so cruelly implacable, and contain such a mixture of perfidy, that,
+in my opinion, they are very unfit subjects for comedy, whose province
+it is, rather to ridicule folly than to stigmatize such atrocious vice.
+
+You have often heard it said, that the purity of the Italian is to be
+found in the lingua Toscana, and bocca Romana. Certain it is, the
+pronunciation of the Tuscans is disagreeably guttural: the letters C
+and G they pronounce with an aspiration, which hurts the ear of an
+Englishman; and is I think rather rougher than that of the X, in
+Spanish. It sounds as if the speaker had lost his palate. I really
+imagined the first man I heard speak in Pisa, had met with that
+misfortune in the course of his amours.
+
+One of the greatest curiosities you meet with in Italy, is the
+Improvisatore; such is the name given to certain individuals, who have
+the surprising talent of reciting verses extempore, on any subject you
+propose. Mr. Corvesi, my landlord, has a son, a Franciscan friar, who
+is a great genius in this way.
+
+When the subject is given, his brother tunes his violin to accompany
+him, and he begins to rehearse in recitative, with wonderful fluency
+and precision. Thus he will, at a minute's warning, recite two or three
+hundred verses, well turned, and well adapted, and generally mingled
+with an elegant compliment to the company. The Italians are so fond of
+poetry, that many of them, have the best part of Ariosto, Tasso, and
+Petrarch, by heart; and these are the great sources from which the
+Improvisatori draw their rhimes, cadence, and turns of expression. But,
+lest you should think there is neither rhime nor reason in protracting
+this tedious epistle, I shall conclude it with the old burden of my
+song, that I am always--Your affectionate humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXVIII
+
+NICE, February 5, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Your entertaining letter of the fifth of last month, was a
+very charitable and a very agreeable donation: but your suspicion is
+groundless. I assure you, upon my honour, I have no share whatever in
+any of the disputes which agitate the public: nor do I know any thing
+of your political transactions, except what I casually see in one of
+your newspapers, with the perusal of which I am sometimes favoured by
+our consul at Villefranche. You insist upon my being more particular in
+my remarks on what I saw at Florence, and I shall obey the injunction.
+The famous gallery which contains the antiquities, is the third story
+of a noble stone-edifice, built in the form of the Greek Pi, the upper
+part fronting the river Arno, and one of the legs adjoining to the
+ducal-palace, where the courts of justice are held. As the house of
+Medici had for some centuries resided in the palace of Pitti, situated
+on the other side of the river, a full mile from these tribunals, the
+architect Vasari, who planned the new edifice, at the same time
+contrived a corridore, or covered passage, extending from the palace of
+Pitti along one of the bridges, to the gallery of curiosities, through
+which the grand-duke passed unseen, when he was disposed either to
+amuse himself with his antiquities, or to assist at his courts of
+judicature: but there is nothing very extraordinary either in the
+contrivance or execution of this corridore.
+
+If I resided in Florence I would give something extraordinary for
+permission to walk every day in the gallery, which I should much prefer
+to the Lycaeum, the groves of Academus, or any porch or philosophical
+alley in Athens or in Rome. Here by viewing the statues and busts
+ranged on each side, I should become acquainted with the faces of all
+the remarkable personages, male and female, of antiquity, and even be
+able to trace their different characters from the expression of their
+features. This collection is a most excellent commentary upon the Roman
+historians, particularly Suetonius and Dion Cassius. There was one
+circumstance that struck me in viewing the busts of Caracalla, both
+here and in the Capitol at Rome; there was a certain ferocity in the
+eyes, which seemed to contradict the sweetness of the other features,
+and remarkably justified the epithet Caracuyl, by which he was
+distinguished by the antient inhabitants of North-Britain. In the
+language of the Highlanders caracuyl signifies cruel eye, as we are
+given to understand by the ingenious editor of Fingal, who seems to
+think that Caracalla is no other than the Celtic word, adapted to the
+pronunciation of the Romans: but the truth is, Caracalla was the name
+of a Gaulish vestment, which this prince affected to wear; and hence he
+derived that surname. The Caracuyl of the Britons, is the same as the
+upodra idon of the Greeks, which Homer has so often applied to his
+Scolding Heroes. I like the Bacchanalian, chiefly for the fine drapery.
+The wind, occasioned by her motion, seems to have swelled and raised it
+from the parts of the body which it covers. There is another gay
+Bacchanalian, in the attitude of dancing, crowned with ivy, holding in
+her right hand a bunch of grapes, and in her left the thyrsus. The head
+of the celebrated Flora is very beautiful: the groupe of Cupid and
+Psyche, however, did not give me all the pleasure I expected from it.
+
+Of all the marbles that appear in the open gallery, the following are
+those I most admire. Leda with the Swan; as for Jupiter, in this
+transformation, he has much the appearance of a goose. I have not seen
+any thing tamer; but the sculptor has admirably shewn his art in
+representing Leda's hand partly hid among the feathers, which are so
+lightly touched off, that the very shape of the fingers are seen
+underneath. The statue of a youth, supposed to be Ganymede, is compared
+by the connoisseurs to the celebrated Venus, and as far as I can judge,
+not without reason: it is however, rather agreeable than striking, and
+will please a connoisseur much more than a common spectator. I know not
+whether it is my regard to the faculty that inhances the value of the
+noted Esculapius, who appears with a venerable beard of delicate
+workmanship. He is larger than the life, cloathed in a magnificent
+pallium, his left arm resting on a knotted staff, round which the snake
+is twined according to Ovid.
+
+Hunc modo serpentem baculum qui nexibus ambit Perspice--
+
+Behold the snake his mystic Rod intwine.
+
+He has in his hand the fascia herbarum, and the crepidae on his feet.
+There is a wild-boar represented lying on one side, which I admire as a
+master-piece. The savageness of his appearance is finely contrasted
+with the case and indolence of the attitude. Were I to meet with a
+living boar lying with the same expression, I should be tempted to
+stroke his bristles. Here is an elegant bust of Antinous, the favourite
+of Adrian; and a beautiful head of Alexander the Great, turned on one
+side, with an expression of languishment and anxiety in his
+countenance. The virtuosi are not agreed about the circumstance in
+which he is represented; whether fainting with the loss of blood which
+he suffered in his adventure at Oxydrace; or languishing with the fever
+contracted by bathing in the Cydnus; or finally complaining to his
+father Jove, that there were no other worlds for him to conquer. The
+kneeling Narcissus is a striking figure, and the expression admirable.
+The two Bacchi are perfectly well executed; but (to my shame be it
+spoken) I prefer to the antique that which is the work of Michael
+Angelo Buonaroti, concerning which the story is told which you well
+know. The artist having been blamed by some pretended connoisseurs, for
+not imitating the manner of the ancients, is said to have privately
+finished this Bacchus, and buried it, after having broke off an arm,
+which he kept as a voucher. The statue, being dug up by accident, was
+allowed by the best judges, to be a perfect antique; upon which
+Buonaroti produced the arm, and claimed his own work. Bianchi looks
+upon this as a fable; but owns that Vasari tells such another of a
+child cut in marble by the same artist, which being carried to Rome,
+and kept for some time under ground, was dug up as an antique, and sold
+for a great deal of money. I was likewise attracted by the Morpheus in
+touchstone, which is described by Addison, who, by the bye,
+notwithstanding all his taste, has been convicted by Bianchi of several
+gross blunders in his account of this gallery.
+
+With respect to the famous Venus Pontia, commonly called de Medicis,
+which was found at Tivoli, and is kept in a separate apartment called
+the Tribuna, I believe I ought to be intirely silent, or at least
+conceal my real sentiments, which will otherwise appear equally absurd
+and presumptuous. It must be want of taste that prevents my feeling
+that enthusiastic admiration with which others are inspired at sight of
+this statue: a statue which in reputation equals that of Cupid by
+Praxiteles, which brought such a concourse of strangers of old to the
+little town of Thespiae. I cannot help thinking that there is no beauty
+in the features of Venus; and that the attitude is aukward and out of
+character. It is a bad plea to urge that the antients and we differ in
+the ideas of beauty. We know the contrary, from their medals, busts,
+and historians. Without all doubt, the limbs and proportions of this
+statue are elegantly formed, and accurately designed, according to the
+nicest rules of symmetry and proportion; and the back parts especially
+are executed so happily, as to excite the admiration of the most
+indifferent spectator. One cannot help thinking it is the very Venus of
+Cnidos by Praxiteles, which Lucian describes. "Hercle quanta dorsi
+concinnitas! ut exuberantes lumbi amplexantes manus implent! quam scite
+circumductae clunium pulpae in se rotundantur, neque tenues nimis ipsis
+ossibus adstrictae, neque in immensam effusae Pinguedinem!" That the
+statue thus described was not the Venus de Medicis, would appear from
+the Greek inscription on the base, KLEOMENIS APPOLLODOROI ATHINAIOS
+EPOESEI. Cleomenes filius Apollodori fecit; did we not know that this
+inscription is counted spurious, and that instead of EPOESEI, it should
+be EPOIESE. This, however, is but a frivolous objection, as we have
+seen many inscriptions undoubtedly antique, in which the orthography is
+false, either from the ignorance or carelessness of the sculptor.
+Others suppose, not without reason, that this statue is a
+representation of the famous Phryne, the courtesan of Athens, who at
+the celebration of the Eleusinian games, exhibited herself coming out
+of the bath, naked, to the eyes of the whole Athenian people. I was
+much pleased with the dancing faun; and still better with the Lotti, or
+wrestlers, the attitudes of which are beautifully contrived to shew the
+different turns of the limbs, and the swelling of the muscles: but,
+what pleased me best of all the statues in the Tribuna was the
+Arrotino, commonly called the Whetter, and generally supposed to
+represent a slave, who in the act of whetting a knife, overhears the
+conspiracy of Catiline. You know he is represented on one knee; and
+certain it is, I never saw such an expression of anxious attention, as
+appears in his countenance. But it is not mingled with any marks of
+surprise, such as could not fail to lay hold on a man who overhears by
+accident a conspiracy against the state. The marquis de Maffei has
+justly observed that Sallust, in his very circumstantial detail of that
+conspiracy, makes no mention of any such discovery. Neither does it
+appear that the figure is in the act of whetting, the stone which he
+holds in one hand being rough and unequal no ways resembling a
+whetstone. Others alledge it represents Milico, the freedman of
+Scaevinus, who conspired against the life of Nero, and gave his
+poignard to be whetted to Milico, who presented it to the emperor, with
+an account of the conspiracy: but the attitude and expression will by
+no means admit of this interpretation. Bianchi, [This antiquarian is
+now imprisoned for Life, for having robbed the Gallery and then set it
+on fire.] who shows the gallery, thinks the statue represents the augur
+Attius Navius, who cut a stone with a knife, at the command of
+Tarquinius Priscus. This conjecture seems to be confirmed by a
+medallion of Antoninus Pius, inserted by Vaillant among his Numismata
+Prestantiora, on which is delineated nearly such a figure as this in
+question, with the following legend. "Attius Navius genuflexus ante
+Tarquinium Priscum cotem cultro discidit." He owns indeed that in the
+statue, the augur is not distinguished either by his habit or emblems;
+and he might have added, neither is the stone a cotes. For my own part,
+I think neither of these three opinions is satisfactory, though the
+last is very ingenious. Perhaps the figure allude to a private
+incident, which never was recorded in any history. Among the great
+number of pictures in this Tribuna, I was most charmed with the Venus
+by Titian, which has a sweetness of expression and tenderness of
+colouring, not to be described. In this apartment, they reckon three
+hundred pieces, the greatest part by the best masters, particularly by
+Raphael, in the three manners by which he distinguished himself at
+different periods of his life. As for the celebrated statue of the
+hermaphrodite, which we find in another room, I give the sculptor
+credit for his ingenuity in mingling the sexes in the composition; but
+it is, at best, no other than a monster in nature, which I never had
+any pleasure in viewing: nor, indeed, do I think there was much talent
+required in representing a figure with the head and breasts of a woman,
+and all the other parts of the body masculine. There is such a
+profusion of curiosities in this celebrated musaeum; statues, busts,
+pictures, medals, tables inlaid in the way of marquetry, cabinets
+adorned with precious stones, jewels of all sorts, mathematical
+instruments, antient arms and military machines, that the imagination
+is bewildered, and a stranger of a visionary turn, would be apt to
+fancy himself in a palace of the fairies, raised and adorned by the
+power of inchantment.
+
+In one of the detached apartments, I saw the antependium of the altar,
+designed for the famous chapel of St. Lorenzo. It is a curious piece of
+architecture, inlaid with coloured marble and precious stones, so as to
+represent an infinite variety of natural objects. It is adorned with
+some crystal pillars, with capitals of beaten gold. The second story of
+the building is occupied by a great number of artists employed in this
+very curious work of marquetry, representing figures with gems and
+different kinds of coloured marble, for the use of the emperor. The
+Italians call it pietre commesse, a sort of inlaying with stones,
+analogous to the fineering of cabinets in wood. It is peculiar to
+Florence, and seems to be still more curious than the Mosaic work,
+which the Romans have brought to great perfection.
+
+The cathedral of Florence is a great Gothic building, encrusted on the
+outside with marble; it is remarkable for nothing but its cupola, which
+is said to have been copied by the architect of St. Peter's at Rome,
+and for its size, which is much greater than that of any other church
+in Christendom. [In this cathedral is the Tomb of Johannes Acutus
+Anglus, which a man would naturally interpret as John Sharp; but his
+name was really Hawkwood, which the Italians have corrupted into Acut.
+He was a celebrated General or Condottiere who arrived in Italy at the
+head of four thousand soldiers of fortune, mostly Englishmen who had
+served with him in the army of King Edward III., and were dismissed at
+the Peace of Bontigny. Hawkwood greatly distinguished himself in Italy
+by his valour and conduct, and died a very old man in the Florentine
+service. He was the son of a Tanner in Essex, and had been put
+apprentice to a Taylor.] The baptistery, which stands by it, was an
+antient temple, said to be dedicated to Mars. There are some good
+statues of marble within; and one or two of bronze on the outside of
+the doors; but it is chiefly celebrated for the embossed work of its
+brass gates, by Lorenzo Ghiberti, which Buonaroti used to say, deserved
+to be made the gates of Paradise. I viewed them with pleasure: but
+still I retained a greater veneration for those of Pisa, which I had
+first admired: a preference which either arises from want of taste, or
+from the charm of novelty, by which the former were recommended to my
+attention. Those who would have a particular detail of every thing
+worth seeing at Florence, comprehending churches, libraries, palaces,
+tombs, statues, pictures, fountains, bridge, etc. may consult Keysler,
+who is so laboriously circumstantial in his descriptions, that I never
+could peruse them, without suffering the headache, and recollecting the
+old observation, that the German genius lies more in the back than in
+the brain.
+
+I was much disappointed in the chapel of St. Lorenzo. Notwithstanding
+the great profusion of granite, porphyry, jasper, verde antico,
+lapis-lazuli, and other precious stones, representing figures in the
+way of marquetry, I think the whole has a gloomy effect. These pietre
+commesse are better calculated for cabinets, than for ornaments to
+great buildings, which ought to be large masses proportioned to the
+greatness of the edifice. The compartments are so small, that they
+produce no effect in giving the first impression when one enters the
+place; except to give an air of littleness to the whole, just as if a
+grand saloon was covered with pictures painted in miniature. If they
+have as little regard to proportion and perspective, when they paint
+the dome, which is not yet finished, this chapel will, in my opinion,
+remain a monument of ill taste and extravagance.
+
+The court of the palace of Pitti is formed by three sides of an elegant
+square, with arcades all round, like the palace of Holyrood house at
+Edinburgh; and the rustic work, which constitutes the lower part of the
+building, gives it an air of strength and magnificence. In this court,
+there is a fine fountain, in which the water trickles down from above;
+and here is also an admirable antique statue of Hercules, inscribed
+LUSIPPOI ERGON, the work of Lysippus.
+
+The apartments of this palace are generally small, and many of them
+dark. Among the paintings the most remarkable is the Madonna de la
+Seggiola, by Raphael, counted one of the best coloured pieces of that
+great master. If I was allowed to find fault with the performance, I
+should pronounce it defective in dignity and sentiment. It is the
+expression of a peasant rather than of the mother of God. She exhibits
+the fondness and joy of a young woman towards her firstborn son,
+without that rapture of admiration which we expect to find in the
+Virgin Mary, while she contemplates, in the fruit of her own womb, the
+Saviour of mankind. In other respects, it is a fine figure, gay,
+agreeable, and very expressive of maternal tenderness; and the bambino
+is extremely beautiful. There was an English painter employed in
+copying this picture, and what he had done was executed with great
+success. I am one of those who think it very possible to imitate the
+best pieces in such a manner, that even the connoisseurs shall not be
+able to distinguish the original from the copy. After all, I do not set
+up for a judge in these matters, and very likely I may incur the
+ridicule of the virtuosi for the remarks I have made: but I am used to
+speak my mind freely on all subjects that fall under the cognizance of
+my senses; though I must as freely own, there is something more than
+common sense required to discover and distinguish the more delicate
+beauties of painting. I can safely say, however, that without any
+daubing at all, I am, very sincerely--Your affectionate humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXIX
+
+NICE, February 20, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Having seen all the curiosities of Florence, and hired a
+good travelling coach for seven weeks, at the price of seven zequines,
+something less than three guineas and a half, we set out post for Rome,
+by the way of Sienna, where we lay the first night. The country through
+which we passed is mountainous but agreeable. Of Sienna I can say
+nothing from my own observation, but that we were indifferently lodged
+in a house that stunk like a privy, and fared wretchedly at supper. The
+city is large and well built: the inhabitants pique themselves upon
+their politeness, and the purity of their dialect. Certain it is, some
+strangers reside in this place on purpose to learn the best
+pronunciation of the Italian tongue. The Mosaic pavement of their
+duomo, or cathedral, has been much admired; as well as the history of
+Aeneas Sylvius, afterwards pope Pius II., painted on the walls of the
+library, partly by Pietro Perugino, and partly by his pupil Raphael
+D'Urbino.
+
+Next day, at Buon Convento, where the emperor Henry VII. was poisoned
+by a friar with the sacramental wafer, I refused to give money to the
+hostler, who in revenge put two young unbroke stone-horses in the
+traces next to the coach, which became so unruly, that before we had
+gone a quarter of a mile, they and the postilion were rolling in the
+dust. In this situation they made such efforts to disengage themselves,
+and kicked with such violence, that I imagined the carriage and all our
+trunks would have been beaten in pieces. We leaped out of the coach,
+however, without sustaining any personal damage, except the fright; nor
+was any hurt done to the vehicle. But the horses were terribly bruised,
+and almost strangled, before they could be disengaged. Exasperated at
+the villany of the hostler, I resolved to make a complaint to the
+uffiziale or magistrate of the place. I found him wrapped in an old,
+greasy, ragged, great-coat, sitting in a wretched apartment, without
+either glass, paper, or boards in the windows; and there was no sort of
+furniture but a couple of broken chairs and a miserable truckle-bed. He
+looked pale, and meagre, and had more the air of a half-starved
+prisoner than of a magistrate. Having heard my complaint, he came forth
+into a kind of outward room or bellfrey, and rung a great bell with his
+own hand. In consequence of this signal, the postmaster came up stairs,
+and I suppose he was the first man in the place, for the uffiziale
+stood before him cap-in-hand, and with great marks of humble respect
+repeated the complaint I had made. This man assured me, with an air of
+conscious importance, that he himself had ordered the hostler to supply
+me with those very horses, which were the best in his stable; and that
+the misfortune which happened was owing to the misconduct of the
+fore-postilion, who did not keep the fore-horses to a proper speed
+proportioned to the mettle of the other two. As he took the affair upon
+himself, and I perceived had an ascendancy over the magistrate, I
+contented myself with saying, I was certain the two horses had been put
+to the coach on purpose, either to hurt or frighten us; and that since
+I could not have justice here I would make a formal complaint to the
+British minister at Florence. In passing through the street to the
+coach, which was by this time furnished with fresh horses, I met the
+hostler, and would have caned him heartily; but perceiving my
+intention, he took to his heels and vanished. Of all the people I have
+ever seen, the hostlers, postilions, and other fellows hanging about
+the post-houses in Italy, are the most greedy, impertinent, and
+provoking. Happy are those travellers who have phlegm enough to
+disregard their insolence and importunity: for this is not so
+disagreeable as their revenge is dangerous. An English gentleman at
+Florence told me, that one of those fellows, whom he had struck for his
+impertinence, flew at him with a long knife, and he could hardly keep
+him at sword's point. All of them wear such knives, and are very apt to
+use them on the slightest provocation. But their open attacks are not
+so formidable as their premeditated schemes of revenge; in the
+prosecution of which the Italians are equally treacherous and cruel.
+
+This night we passed at a place called Radicofani, a village and fort,
+situated on the top of a very high mountain. The inn stands still lower
+than the town. It was built at the expence of the last grand-duke of
+Tuscany; is very large, very cold, and uncomfortable. One would imagine
+it was contrived for coolness, though situated so high, that even in
+the midst of summer, a traveller would be glad to have a fire in his
+chamber. But few, or none of them have fireplaces, and there is not a
+bed with curtains or tester in the house. All the adjacent country is
+naked and barren. On the third day we entered the pope's territories,
+some parts of which are delightful. Having passed Aqua-Pendente, a
+beggarly town, situated on the top of a rock, from whence there is a
+romantic cascade of water, which gives it the name, we travelled along
+the side of the lake Bolsena, a beautiful piece of water about thirty
+miles in circuit, with two islands in the middle, the banks covered
+with noble plantations of oak and cypress. The town of Bolsena standing
+near the ruins of the antient Volsinium, which was the birth-place of
+Sejanus, is a paultry village; and Montefiascone, famous for its wine,
+is a poor, decayed town in this neighbourhood, situated on the side of
+a hill, which, according to the author of the Grand Tour, the only
+directory I had along with me, is supposed to be the Soracte of the
+ancients. If we may believe Horace, Soracte was visible from Rome: for,
+in his ninth ode, addressed to Thaliarchus, he says,
+
+ Vides, ut alta stet nive candidum
+ Soracte--
+
+ You see how deeply wreathed with snow
+ Soracte lifts his hoary head,
+
+but, in order to see Montefiascone, his eyesight must have penetrated
+through the Mons Cyminus, at the foot of which now stands the city of
+Viterbo. Pliny tells us, that Soracte was not far from Rome, haud
+procul ab urbe Roma; but Montefiascone is fifty miles from this city.
+And Desprez, in his notes upon Horace, says it is now called Monte S.
+Oreste. Addison tells us he passed by it in the Campania. I could not
+without indignation reflect upon the bigotry of Mathilda, who gave this
+fine country to the see of Rome, under the dominion of which no country
+was ever known to prosper.
+
+About half way between Montefiascone and Viterbo, one of our
+fore-wheels flew off, together with a large splinter of the axle-tree;
+and if one of the postilions had not by great accident been a
+remarkably ingenious fellow, we should have been put to the greatest
+inconvenience, as there was no town, or even house, within several
+miles. I mention this circumstance, by way of warning to other
+travellers, that they may provide themselves with a hammer and nails, a
+spare iron-pin or two, a large knife, and bladder of grease, to be used
+occasionally in case of such misfortune.
+
+The mountain of Viterbo is covered with beautiful plantations and
+villas belonging to the Roman nobility, who come hither to make the
+villegiatura in summer. Of the city of Viterbo I shall say nothing, but
+that it is the capital of that country which Mathilda gave to the Roman
+see. The place is well built, adorned with public fountains, and a
+great number of churches and convents; yet far from being populous, the
+whole number of inhabitants, not exceeding fifteen thousand. The
+post-house is one of the worst inns I ever entered.
+
+After having passed this mountain, the Cyminus of the antients, we
+skirted part of the lake, which is now called de Vico, and whose banks
+afford the most agreeable rural prospects of hill and vale, wood, glade
+and water, shade and sun-shine. A few other very inconsiderable places
+we passed, and descended into the Campania of Rome, which is almost a
+desert. The view of this country in its present situation, cannot but
+produce emotions of pity and indignation in the mind of every person
+who retains any idea of its antient cultivation and fertility. It is
+nothing but a naked withered down, desolate and dreary, almost without
+inclosure, corn-field, hedge, tree, shrub, house, hut, or habitation;
+exhibiting here and there the ruins of an antient castellum, tomb, or
+temple, and in some places the remains of a Roman via. I had heard much
+of these antient pavements, and was greatly disappointed when I saw
+them. The Via Cassia or Cymina is paved with broad, solid,
+flint-stones, which must have greatly incommoded the feet of horses
+that travelled upon it as well as endangered the lives of the riders
+from the slipperiness of the pavement: besides, it is so narrow that
+two modern carriages could not pass one another upon it, without the
+most imminent hazard of being overturned. I am still of opinion that we
+excel the ancient Romans in understanding the conveniences of life.
+
+The Grand Tour says, that within four miles of Rome you see a tomb on
+the roadside, said to be that of Nero, with sculpture in basso-relievo
+at both ends. I did see such a thing more like a common grave-stone,
+than the tomb of an emperor. But we are informed by Suetonius, that the
+dead body of Nero, who slew himself at the villa of his freedman, was
+by the care of his two nurses and his concubine Atta, removed to the
+sepulchre of the Gens Domitia, immediately within the Porta del Popolo,
+on your left hand as you enter Rome, precisely on the spot where now
+stands the church of S. Maria del Popolo. His tomb was even
+distinguished by an epitaph, which has been preserved by Gruterus.
+Giacomo Alberici tells us very gravely in his History of the Church,
+that a great number of devils, who guarded the bones of this wicked
+emperor, took possession, in the shape of black ravens, of a
+walnut-tree, which grew upon the spot; from whence they insulted every
+passenger, until pope Paschal II., in consequence of a solemn fast and
+a revelation, went thither in procession with his court and cardinals,
+cut down the tree, and burned it to ashes, which, with the bones of
+Nero, were thrown into the Tyber: then he consecrated an altar on the
+place, where afterwards the church was built. You may guess what I felt
+at first sight of the city of Rome, which, notwithstanding all the
+calamities it has undergone, still maintains an august and imperial
+appearance. It stands on the farther side of the Tyber, which we
+crossed at the Ponte Molle, formerly called Pons Milvius, about two
+miles from the gate by which we entered. This bridge was built by
+Aemilius Censor, whose name it originally bore. It was the road by
+which so many heroes returned with conquest to their country; by which
+so many kings were led captive to Rome; and by which the ambassadors of
+so many kingdoms and states approached the seat of empire, to deprecate
+the wrath, to sollicit the friendship, or sue for the protection of the
+Roman people. It is likewise famous for the defeat and death of
+Maxentius, who was here overcome by Constantine the Great. The space
+between the bridge and Porta del Popolo, on the right-hand, which is
+now taken up with gardens and villas, was part of the antient Campus
+Martius, where the comitiae were held; and where the Roman people
+inured themselves to all manner of exercises: it was adorned with
+porticos, temples, theatres, baths, circi, basilicae, obelisks,
+columns, statues, and groves. Authors differ in their opinions about
+the extent of it; but as they all agree that it contained the Pantheon,
+the Circus Agonis, now the Piazza Navona, the Bustum and Mausoleum
+Augusti, great part of the modern city must be built upon the ancient
+Campus Martius. The highway that leads from the bridge to the city, is
+part of the Via Flaminia, which extended as far as Rimini; and is well
+paved, like a modern street. Nothing of the antient bridge remains but
+the piles; nor is there any thing in the structure of this, or of the
+other five Roman bridges over the Tyber, that deserves attention. I
+have not seen any bridge in France or Italy, comparable to that of
+Westminster either in beauty, magnificence, or solidity; and when the
+bridge at Black-Friars is finished, it will be such a monument of
+architecture as all the world cannot parallel. As for the Tyber, it is,
+in comparison with the Thames, no more than an inconsiderable stream,
+foul, deep, and rapid. It is navigable by small boats, barks, and
+lighters; and, for the conveniency of loading and unloading them, there
+is a handsome quay by the new custom-house, at the Porto di Ripetta,
+provided with stairs of each side, and adorned with an elegant
+fountain, that yields abundance of excellent water.
+
+We are told that the bed of this river has been considerably raised by
+the rubbish of old Rome, and this is the reason usually given for its
+being so apt to overflow its banks. A citizen of Rome told me, that a
+friend of his lately digging to lay the foundation of a new house in
+the lower part of the city, near the bank of the river, discovered the
+pavement of an antient street, at the depth of thirty-nine feet from
+the present surface of the earth. He therefore concluded that modern
+Rome is near forty feet higher in this place, than the site of the
+antient city, and that the bed of the river is raised in proportion;
+but this is altogether incredible. Had the bed of the Tyber been
+antiently forty feet lower at Rome, than it is at present, there must
+have been a fall or cataract in it immediately above this tract, as it
+is not pretended that the bed of it is raised in any part above the
+city; otherwise such an elevation would have obstructed its course, and
+then it would have overflowed the whole Campania. There is nothing
+extraordinary in its present overflowings: they frequently happened of
+old, and did great mischief to the antient city. Appian, Dio, and other
+historians, describe an inundation of the Tiber immediately after the
+death of Julius Caesar, which inundation was occasioned by the sudden
+melting of a great quantity of snow upon the Apennines. This calamity
+is recorded by Horace in his ode to Augustus.
+
+ Vidimus flavum Tiberim retortis
+ Littore Etrusco violenter undis,
+ Ire dejectum monumenta regis,
+ Templaque Vestae:
+ Iliae dum se nimium querenti,
+ Jactat ultorem; vagus et sinistra
+ Labitur ripa, Jove non probante
+ Uxorius Amnis.
+
+Livy expressly says, "Ita abundavit Tiberis, ut Ludi Apollinares, circo
+inundato, extra portam Collinam ad aedem Erycinae Veneris parati sint,"
+"There was such an inundation of the Tiber that, the Circus being
+overflowed, the Ludi Appollinares were exhibited without the gate
+Collina, hard by the temple of Venus Erycina." To this custom of
+transferring the Ludi Appollinares to another place where the Tyber had
+overflowed the Circus Maximus, Ovid alludes in his Fasti.
+
+ Altera gramineo spectabis equiriacampo
+ Quem Tiberis curvis in latus urget aquis,
+ Qui tamen ejecta si forte tenebitur unda,
+ Coelius accipiet pulverulentus equos.
+
+ Another race thy view shall entertain
+ Where bending Tiber skirts the grassy plain;
+ Or should his vagrant stream that plain o'erflow,
+ The Caelian hill the dusty course will show.
+
+The Porta del Popolo (formerly, Flaminia,) by which we entered Rome, is
+an elegant piece of architecture, adorned with marble columns and
+statues, executed after the design of Buonaroti. Within-side you find
+yourself in a noble piazza, from whence three of the principal streets
+of Rome are detached. It is adorned with the famous Aegyptian obelisk,
+brought hither from the Circus Maximus, and set up by the architect
+Dominico Fontana in the pontificate of Sixtus V. Here is likewise a
+beautiful fountain designed by the same artist; and at the beginning of
+the two principal streets, are two very elegant churches fronting each
+other. Such an august entrance cannot fail to impress a stranger with a
+sublime idea of this venerable city.
+
+Having given our names at the gate, we repaired to the dogana, or
+custom-house, where our trunks and carriage were searched; and here we
+were surrounded by a number of servitori de piazza, offering their
+services with the most disagreeable importunity. Though I told them
+several times I had no occasion for any, three of them took possession
+of the coach, one mounting before and two of them behind; and thus we
+proceeded to the Piazza d'Espagna, where the person lived to whose
+house I was directed. Strangers that come to Rome seldom put up at
+public inns, but go directly to lodging houses, of which there is great
+plenty in this quarter. The Piazza d'Espagna is open, airy, and
+pleasantly situated in a high part of the city immediately under the
+Colla Pinciana, and adorned with two fine fountains. Here most of the
+English reside: the apartments are generally commodious and well
+furnished; and the lodgers are well supplied with provisions and all
+necessaries of life. But, if I studied oeconomy, I would choose another
+part of the town than the Piazza d'Espagna, which is, besides, at a
+great distance from the antiquities. For a decent first floor and two
+bed-chambers on the second, I payed no more than a scudo (five
+shillings) per day. Our table was plentifully furnished by the landlord
+for two and thirty pauls, being equal to sixteen shillings. I hired a
+town-coach at the rate of fourteen pauls, or seven shillings a day; and
+a servitore di piazza for three pauls, or eighteen-pence. The coachman
+has also an allowance of two pauls a day. The provisions at Rome are
+reasonable and good, the vitella mongana, however, which is the most
+delicate veal I ever tasted, is very dear, being sold for two pauls, or
+a shilling, the pound. Here are the rich wines of Montepulciano,
+Montefiascone, and Monte di Dragone; but what we commonly drink at
+meals is that of Orvieto, a small white wine, of an agreeable flavour.
+Strangers are generally advised to employ an antiquarian to instruct
+them in all the curiosities of Rome; and this is a necessary expence,
+when a person wants to become a connoisseur in painting, statuary, and
+architecture. For my own part I had no such ambition. I longed to view
+the remains of antiquity by which this metropolis is distinguished; and
+to contemplate the originals of many pictures and statues, which I had
+admired in prints and descriptions. I therefore chose a servant, who
+was recommended to me as a sober, intelligent fellow, acquainted with
+these matters: at the same time I furnished myself with maps and plans
+of antient and modern Rome, together with the little manual, called,
+Itinerario istruttivo per ritrovare con facilita tutte le magnificenze
+di Roma e di alcune citta', e castelli suburbani. But I found still
+more satisfaction in perusing the book in three volumes, intitled, Roma
+antica, e moderna, which contains a description of everything
+remarkable in and about the city, illustrated with a great number of
+copper-plates, and many curious historical annotations. This directory
+cost me a zequine; but a hundred zequines will not purchase all the
+books and prints which have been published at Rome on these subjects.
+Of these the most celebrated are the plates of Piranesi, who is not
+only an ingenious architect and engraver, but also a learned
+antiquarian; though he is apt to run riot in his conjectures; and with
+regard to the arts of antient Rome, has broached some doctrines, which
+he will find it very difficult to maintain. Our young gentlemen who go
+to Rome will do well to be upon their guard against a set of sharpers,
+(some of them of our own country,) who deal in pictures and antiques,
+and very often impose upon the uninformed stranger, by selling him
+trash, as the productions of the most celebrated artists. The English
+are more than any other foreigners exposed to this imposition. They are
+supposed to have more money to throw away; and therefore a greater
+number of snares are laid for them. This opinion of their superior
+wealth they take a pride in confirming, by launching out into all
+manner of unnecessary expence: but, what is still more dangerous, the
+moment they set foot in Italy, they are seized with the ambition of
+becoming connoisseurs in painting, musick, statuary, and architecture;
+and the adventurers of this country do not fail to flatter this
+weakness for their own advantage. I have seen in different parts of
+Italy, a number of raw boys, whom Britain seemed to have poured forth
+on purpose to bring her national character into contempt, ignorant,
+petulant, rash, and profligate, without any knowledge or experience of
+their own, without any director to improve their understanding, or
+superintend their conduct. One engages in play with an infamous
+gamester, and is stripped perhaps in the very first partie: another is
+pillaged by an antiquated cantatrice; a third is bubbled by a knavish
+antiquarian; and a fourth is laid under contribution by a dealer in
+pictures. Some turn fiddlers, and pretend to compose: but all of them
+talk familiarly of the arts, and return finished connoisseurs and
+coxcombs, to their own country. The most remarkable phaenomenon of this
+kind, which I have seen, is a boy of seventy-two, now actually
+travelling through Italy, for improvement, under the auspices of
+another boy of twenty-two. When you arrive at Rome, you receive cards
+from all your country-folks in that city: they expect to have the visit
+returned next day, when they give orders not to be at home; and you
+never speak to one another in the sequel. This is a refinement in
+hospitality and politeness, which the English have invented by the
+strength of their own genius, without any assistance either from
+France, Italy, or Lapland. No Englishman above the degree of a painter
+or cicerone frequents any coffee-house at Rome; and as there are no
+public diversions, except in carnival-time, the only chance you have of
+seeing your compatriots is either in visiting the curiosities, or at a
+conversazione. The Italians are very scrupulous in admitting
+foreigners, except those who are introduced as people of quality: but
+if there happens to be any English lady of fashion at Rome, she
+generally keeps an assembly, to which the British subjects resort. In
+my next, I shall communicate, without ceremony or affectation, what
+further remarks I have made at Rome, without any pretence, however, to
+the character of a connoisseur, which, without all doubt, would fit
+very aukwardly upon,--Dear Sir, Your Friend and Servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXX
+
+NICE, February 28, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Nothing can be more agreeable to the eyes of a stranger,
+especially in the heats of summer, than the great number of public
+fountains that appear in every part of Rome, embellished with all the
+ornaments of sculpture, and pouring forth prodigious quantities of
+cool, delicious water, brought in aqueducts from different lakes,
+rivers, and sources, at a considerable distance from the city. These
+works are the remains of the munificence and industry of the antient
+Romans, who were extremely delicate in the article of water: but,
+however, great applause is also due to those beneficent popes who have
+been at the expence of restoring and repairing those noble channels of
+health, pleasure, and convenience. This great plenty of water,
+nevertheless, has not induced the Romans to be cleanly. Their streets,
+and even their palaces, are disgraced with filth. The noble Piazza
+Navona, is adorned with three or four fountains, one of which is
+perhaps the most magnificent in Europe, and all of them discharge vast
+streams of water: but, notwithstanding this provision, the piazza is
+almost as dirty, as West Smithfield, where the cattle are sold in
+London. The corridores, arcades, and even staircases of their most
+elegant palaces, are depositories of nastiness, and indeed in summer
+smell as strong as spirit of hartshorn. I have a great notion that
+their ancestors were not much more cleanly. If we consider that the
+city and suburbs of Rome, in the reign of Claudius, contained about
+seven millions of inhabitants, a number equal at least to the sum total
+of all the souls in England; that great part of antient Rome was
+allotted to temples, porticos, basilicae, theatres, thermae, circi,
+public and private walks and gardens, where very few, if any, of this
+great number lodged; that by far the greater part of those inhabitants
+were slaves and poor people, who did not enjoy the conveniencies of
+life; and that the use of linen was scarce known; we must naturally
+conclude they were strangely crouded together, and that in general they
+were a very frowzy generation. That they were crouded together appears
+from the height of their houses, which the poet Rutilius compared to
+towers made for scaling heaven. In order to remedy this inconvenience,
+Augustus Caesar published a decree, that for the future no houses
+should be built above seventy feet high, which, at a moderate
+computation, might make six stories. But what seems to prove, beyond
+all dispute, that the antient Romans were dirty creatures, are these
+two particulars. Vespasian laid a tax upon urine and ordure, on
+pretence of being at a great expence in clearing the streets from such
+nuisances; an imposition which amounted to about fourteen pence a year
+for every individual; and when Heliogabalus ordered all the cobwebs of
+the city and suburbs to be collected, they were found to weigh ten
+thousand pounds. This was intended as a demonstration of the great
+number of inhabitants; but it was a proof of their dirt, rather than of
+their populosity. I might likewise add, the delicate custom of taking
+vomits at each other's houses, when they were invited to dinner, or
+supper, that they might prepare their stomachs for gormandizing; a
+beastly proof of their nastiness as well as gluttony. Horace, in his
+description of the banquet of Nasiedenus, says, when the canopy, under
+which they sat, fell down, it brought along with it as much dirt as is
+raised by a hard gale of wind in dry weather.
+
+ --trahentia pulveris atri,
+ Quantum non aquilo Campanis excitat agris.
+
+ Such clouds of dust revolving in its train
+ As Boreas whirls along the level plain.
+
+I might observe, that the streets were often encumbered with the
+putrefying carcasses of criminals, who had been dragged through them by
+the heels, and precipitated from the Scalae Gemoniae, or Tarpeian rock,
+before they were thrown into the Tyber, which was the general
+receptacle of the cloaca maxima and all the filth of Rome: besides, the
+bodies of all those who made away with themselves, without sufficient
+cause; of such as were condemned for sacrilege, or killed by thunder,
+were left unburned and unburied, to rot above ground.
+
+I believe the moderns retain more of the customs of antient Romans,
+than is generally imagined. When I first saw the infants at the enfans
+trouves in Paris, so swathed with bandages, that the very sight of them
+made my eyes water, I little dreamed, that the prescription of the
+antients could be pleaded for this custom, equally shocking and absurd:
+but in the Capitol at Rome, I met with the antique statue of a child
+swaddled exactly in the same manner; rolled up like an Aegyptian mummy
+from the feet. The circulation of the blood, in such a case, must be
+obstructed on the whole surface of the body; and nothing be at liberty
+but the head, which is the only part of the child that ought to be
+confined. Is it not surprising that common sense should not point out,
+even to the most ignorant, that those accursed bandages must heat the
+tender infant into a fever; must hinder the action of the muscles, and
+the play of the joints, so necessary to health and nutrition; and that
+while the refluent blood is obstructed in the veins, which run on the
+surface of the body, the arteries, which lie deep, without the reach of
+compression, are continually pouring their contents into the head,
+where the blood meets with no resistance? The vessels of the brain are
+naturally lax, and the very sutures of the skull are yet unclosed. What
+are the consequences of this cruel swaddling? the limbs are wasted; the
+joints grow rickety; the brain is compressed, and a hydrocephalus, with
+a great head and sore eyes, ensues. I take this abominable practice to
+be one great cause of the bandy legs, diminutive bodies, and large
+heads, so frequent in the south of France, and in Italy.
+
+I was no less surprised to find the modern fashion of curling the hair,
+borrowed in a great measure from the coxcombs and coquettes of
+antiquity. I saw a bust of Nero in the gallery at Florence, the hair
+represented in rows of buckles, like that of a French petit-maitre,
+conformable to the picture drawn of him by Suetonius. Circa cultum adeo
+pudendum, ut coman semper in gradus formatam peregrinatione achaica,
+etiam pene verticem sumpserit, So very finical in his dress, that he
+wore his hair in the Greek fashion, curled in rows almost to the crown
+of his head. I was very sorry however to find that this foppery came
+from Greece. As for Otho, he wore a galericulum, or tour, on account of
+thin hair, propter raritatem capillorum. He had no right to imitate the
+example of Julius Caesar, who concealed his bald head with a wreath of
+laurel. But there is a bust in the Capitol of Julia Pia, the second
+wife of Septimius Severus, with a moveable peruke, dressed exactly in
+the fashionable mode, with this difference, that there is no part of it
+frizzled; nor is there any appearance of pomatum and powder. These
+improvements the beau-monde have borrowed from the natives of the Cape
+of Good Hope.
+
+Modern Rome does not cover more than one-third of the space within the
+walls; and those parts that were most frequented of old are now
+intirely abandoned. From the Capitol to the Coliseo, including the
+Forum Romanum and Boarium, there is nothing intire but one or two
+churches, built with the fragments of ancient edifices. You descend
+from the Capitol between the remaining pillars of two temples, the
+pedestals and part of the shafts sunk in the rubbish: then passing
+through the triumphal arch of Septimius Severus, you proceed along the
+foot of Mons Palatinus, which stands on your right hand, quite covered
+with the ruins of the antient palace belonging to the Roman emperors,
+and at the foot of it, there are some beautiful detached pillars still
+standing. On the left you see the remains of the Templum Pacis, which
+seems to have been the largest and most magnificent of all the temples
+in Rome. It was built and dedicated by the emperor Vespasian, who
+brought into it all the treasure and precious vessels which he found in
+the temple of Jerusalem. The columns of the portico he removed from
+Nero's golden house, which he levelled with the ground. This temple was
+likewise famous for its library, mentioned by Aulus Gellius, Further
+on, is the arch of Constantine on the right, a most noble piece of
+architecture, almost entire; with the remains of the Meta Sudans before
+it; and fronting you, the noble ruins of that vast amphitheatre, called
+the Colossaeum, now Coliseo, which has been dismantled and dilapidated
+by the Gothic popes and princes of modern Rome, to build and adorn
+their paultry palaces. Behind the amphitheatre were the thermae of the
+same emperor Titus Vespasian. In the same quarter was the Circus
+Maximus; and the whole space from hence on both sides, to the walls of
+Rome, comprehending above twice as much ground as the modern city, is
+almost covered with the monuments of antiquity. I suppose there is more
+concealed below ground than appears above. The miserable houses, and
+even garden-walls of the peasants in this district, are built with
+these precious materials. I mean shafts and capitals of marble columns,
+heads, arms, legs, and mutilated trunks of statues. What pity it is
+that among all the remains of antiquity, at Rome, there is not one
+lodging-house remaining. I should be glad to know how the senators of
+Rome were lodged. I want to be better informed touching the cava
+aedium, the focus, the ara deorum penatum, the conclavia, triclinia,
+and caenationes; the atria where the women resided, and employed
+themselves in the woolen manufacture; the praetoria, which were so
+spacious as to become a nuisance in the reign of Augustus; and the
+Xysta, which were shady walks between two porticos, where the men
+exercised themselves in the winter. I am disgusted by the modern taste
+of architecture, though I am no judge of the art. The churches and
+palaces of these days are crowded with pretty ornaments, which distract
+the eye, and by breaking the design into a variety of little parts,
+destroy the effect of the whole. Every door and window has its separate
+ornaments, its moulding, frize, cornice, and tympanum; then there is
+such an assemblage of useless festoons, pillars, pilasters, with their
+architraves, entablatures, and I know not what, that nothing great or
+uniform remains to fill the view; and we in vain look for that
+simplicity of grandeur, those large masses of light and shadow, and the
+inexpressible EUSUINOPTON, which characterise the edifices of the
+antients. A great edifice, to have its full effect, ought to be isole,
+or detached from all others, with a large space around it: but the
+palaces of Rome, and indeed of all the other cities of Italy, which I
+have seen, are so engaged among other mean houses, that their beauty
+and magnificence are in a great measure concealed. Even those which
+face open streets and piazzas are only clear in front. The other
+apartments are darkened by the vicinity of ordinary houses; and their
+views are confined by dirty and disagreeable objects. Within the court
+there is generally a noble colonnade all round, and an open corridore
+above, but the stairs are usually narrow, steep, and high, the want of
+sash-windows, the dullness of their small glass lozenges, the dusty
+brick floors, and the crimson hangings laced with gold, contribute to
+give a gloomy air to their apartments; I might add to these causes, a
+number of Pictures executed on melancholy subjects, antique mutilated
+statues, busts, basso relieves, urns, and sepulchral stones, with which
+their rooms are adorned. It must be owned, however, there are some
+exceptions to this general rule. The villa of cardinal Alexander Albani
+is light, gay, and airy; yet the rooms are too small, and too much
+decorated with carving and gilding, which is a kind of gingerbread
+work. The apartments of one of the princes Borghese are furnished in
+the English taste; and in the palazzo di colonna connestabile, there is
+a saloon, or gallery, which, for the proportions, lights, furniture,
+and ornaments, is the most noble, elegant, and agreeable apartment I
+ever saw.
+
+It is diverting to hear all Italian expatiate upon the greatness of
+modern Rome. He will tell you there are above three hundred palaces in
+the city; that there is scarce a Roman prince, whose revenue does not
+exceed two hundred thousand crowns; and that Rome produces not only the
+most learned men, but also the most refined politicians in the
+universe. To one of them talking in this strain, I replied, that
+instead of three hundred palaces, the number did not exceed fourscore;
+that I had been informed, on good authority, there were not six
+individuals in Rome who had so much as forty thousand crowns a year,
+about ten thousand pounds sterling; and that to say their princes were
+so rich, and their politicians so refined, was, in effect, a severe
+satire upon them, for not employing their wealth and their talents for
+the advantage of their country. I asked why their cardinals and princes
+did not invite and encourage industrious people to settle and cultivate
+the Campania of Rome, which is a desert? why they did not raise a
+subscription to drain the marshes in the neighbourhood of the city, and
+thus meliorate the air, which is rendered extremely unwholsome in the
+summer, by putrid exhalations from those morasses? I demanded of him,
+why they did not contribute their wealth, and exert their political
+refinements, in augmenting their forces by sea and land, for the
+defence of their country, introducing commerce and manufactures, and in
+giving some consequence to their state, which was no more than a mite
+in the political scale of Europe? I expressed a desire to know what
+became of all those sums of money, inasmuch as there was hardly any
+circulation of gold and silver in Rome, and the very bankers, on whom
+strangers have their credit, make interest to pay their tradesmen's
+bills with paper notes of the bank of Spirito Santo? And now I am upon
+this subject, it may not be amiss to observe that I was strangely
+misled by all the books consulted about the current coin of Italy. In
+Tuscany, and the Ecclesiastical State, one sees nothing but zequines in
+gold, and pieces of two paoli, one paolo, and half a paolo, in silver.
+Besides these, there is a copper coin at Rome, called bajocco and mezzo
+bajocco. Ten bajocchi make a paolo: ten paoli make a scudo, which is an
+imaginary piece: two scudi make a zequine; and a French loui'dore is
+worth two zequines and two paoli.
+
+Rome has nothing to fear from the catholic powers, who respect it with
+a superstitious veneration as the metropolitan seat of their religion:
+but the popes will do well to avoid misunderstandings with the maritime
+protestant states, especially the English, who being masters of the
+Mediterranean, and in possession of Minorca, have it in their power at
+all times, to land a body of troops within four leagues of Rome, and to
+take the city, without opposition. Rome is surrounded with an old wall,
+but altogether incapable of defence. Or if it was, the circuit of the
+walls is so extensive, that it would require a garrison of twenty
+thousand men. The only appearance of a fortification in this city, is
+the castle of St. Angelo, situated on the further bank of the Tyber, to
+which there is access by a handsome bridge: but this castle, which was
+formerly the moles Adriani, could not hold out half a day against a
+battery of ten pieces of cannon properly directed. It was an expedient
+left to the invention of the modern Romans, to convert an ancient tomb
+into a citadel. It could only serve as a temporary retreat for the pope
+in times of popular commotion, and on other sudden emergencies; as it
+happened in the case of pope Clement VII. when the troops of the
+emperor took the city by assault; and this only, while he resided at
+the Vatican, from whence there is a covered gallery continued to the
+castle: it can never serve this purpose again, while the pontiff lives
+on Monte Cavallo, which is at the other end of the city. The castle of
+St. Angelo, howsoever ridiculous as a fortress, appears respectable as
+a noble monument of antiquity, and though standing in a low situation,
+is one of the first objects that strike the eye of a stranger
+approaching Rome. On the opposite side of the river, are the wretched
+remains of the Mausoleum Augusti, which was still more magnificent.
+Part of the walls is standing, and the terraces are converted into
+garden-ground. In viewing these ruins, I remembered Virgil's pathetic
+description of Marcellus, who was here intombed.
+
+ Quantos ille virum, magnum mavortis ad urbem.
+ Campus aget gemitus, vel que Tyberine, videbis
+ Funera, cum tumulum, preter labere recentem.
+
+ Along his Banks what Groans shall Tyber hear,
+ When the fresh tomb and funeral pomp appear!
+
+The beautiful poem of Ovid de Consolatione ad Liviam, written after the
+ashes of Augustus and his nephew Marcellus, of Germanicus, Agrippa, and
+Drusus, were deposited in this mausoleum, concludes with these lines,
+which are extremely tender:
+
+ Claudite jam Parcae nimium reserata sepulchra;
+ Claudite, plus justo, jam domus ista patet!
+
+ Ah! shut these yawning Tombs, ye sister Fates!
+ Too long unclos'd have stood those dreary Gates!
+
+What the author said of the monument, you will be tempted to say of
+this letter, which I shall therefore close in the old stile, assuring
+you that I ever am,--Yours most affectionately.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXI
+
+NICE, March 5, 1765
+
+DEAR SIR,--In my last I gave you my opinion freely of the modern
+palaces of Italy. I shall now hazard my thoughts upon the gardens of
+this country, which the inhabitants extol with all the hyperboles of
+admiration and applause. I must acknowledge however, I have not seen
+the famous villas at Frascati and Tivoli, which are celebrated for
+their gardens and waterworks. I intended to visit these places; but was
+prevented by an unexpected change of weather, which deterred me from
+going to the country. On the last day of September the mountains of
+Palestrina were covered with snow; and the air became so cold at Rome,
+that I was forced to put on my winter cloaths. This objection
+continued, till I found it necessary to set out on my return to
+Florence. But I have seen the gardens of the Poggio Imperiale, and the
+Palazzo de Pitti at Florence, and those of the Vatican, of the pope's
+palace on Monte Cavallo, of the Villa Ludovisia, Medicea, and Pinciana,
+at Rome; so that I think I have some right to judge of the Italian
+taste in gardening. Among those I have mentioned, that of the Villa
+Pinciana, is the most remarkable, and the most extensive, including a
+space of three miles in circuit, hard by the walls of Rome, containing
+a variety of situations high and low, which favour all the natural
+embellishments one would expect to meet with in a garden, and exhibit a
+diversity of noble views of the city and adjacent country.
+
+In a fine extensive garden or park, an Englishman expects to see a
+number of groves and glades, intermixed with an agreeable negligence,
+which seems to be the effect of nature and accident. He looks for shady
+walks encrusted with gravel; for open lawns covered with verdure as
+smooth as velvet, but much more lively and agreeable; for ponds,
+canals, basins, cascades, and running streams of water; for clumps of
+trees, woods, and wildernesses, cut into delightful alleys, perfumed
+with honeysuckle and sweet-briar, and resounding with the mingled
+melody of all the singing birds of heaven: he looks for plats of
+flowers in different parts to refresh the sense, and please the fancy;
+for arbours, grottos, hermitages, temples, and alcoves, to shelter him
+from the sun, and afford him means of contemplation and repose; and he
+expects to find the hedges, groves, and walks, and lawns kept with the
+utmost order and propriety. He who loves the beauties of simple nature,
+and the charms of neatness will seek for them in vain amidst the groves
+of Italy. In the garden of the Villa Pinciana, there is a plantation of
+four hundred pines, which the Italians view with rapture and
+admiration: there is likewise a long walk, of trees extending from the
+garden-gate to the palace; and plenty of shade, with alleys and hedges
+in different parts of the ground: but the groves are neglected; the
+walks are laid with nothing but common mould or sand, black and dusty;
+the hedges are tall, thin and shabby; the trees stunted; the open
+ground, brown and parched, has scarce any appearance of verdure. The
+flat, regular alleys of evergreens are cut into fantastic figures; the
+flower gardens embellished with thin cyphers and flourished figures in
+box, while the flowers grow in rows of earthen-pots, and the ground
+appears as dusky as if it was covered with the cinders of a
+blacksmith's forge. The water, of which there is great plenty, instead
+of being collected in large pieces, or conveyed in little rivulets and
+streams to refresh the thirsty soil, or managed so as to form agreeable
+cascades, is squirted from fountains in different parts of the garden,
+through tubes little bigger than common glyster-pipes. It must be owned
+indeed that the fountains have their merit in the way of sculpture and
+architecture; and that here is a great number of statues which merit
+attention: but they serve only to encumber the ground, and destroy that
+effect of rural simplicity, which our gardens are designed to produce.
+In a word, here we see a variety of walks and groves and fountains, a
+wood of four hundred pines, a paddock with a few meagre deer, a
+flower-garden, an aviary, a grotto, and a fish-pond; and in spite of
+all these particulars, it is, in my opinion, a very contemptible
+garden, when compared to that of Stowe in Buckinghamshire, or even to
+those of Kensington and Richmond. The Italians understand, because they
+study, the excellencies of art; but they have no idea of the beauties
+of nature. This Villa Pinciana, which belongs to the Borghese family,
+would make a complete academy for painting and sculpture, especially
+for the study of antient marbles; for, exclusive of the statues and
+busts in the garden, and the vast collection in the different
+apartments, almost the whole outside of the house is covered with
+curious pieces in basso and alto relievo. The most masterly is that of
+Curtius on horseback, leaping into the gulph or opening of the earth,
+which is said to have closed on receiving this sacrifice. Among the
+exhibitions of art within the house, I was much struck with a Bacchus,
+and the death of Meleager, represented on an antient sepulchre. There
+is also an admirable statue of Silenus, with the infant Bacchus in his
+arms; a most beautiful gladiator; a curious Moor of black marble, with
+a shirt of white alabaster; a finely proportioned bull of black marble
+also, standing upon a table of alabaster; a black gipsey with a head,
+hands, and feet of brass; and the famous hermaphrodite, which vies with
+that of Florence: though the most curious circumstance of this article,
+is the mattrass executed and placed by Bernini, with such art and
+dexterity, that to the view, it rivals the softness of wool, and seems
+to retain the marks of pressure, according to the figure of the
+superincumbent statue. Let us likewise own, for the honour of the
+moderns, that the same artist has produced two fine statues, which we
+find among the ornaments of this villa, namely, a David with his sling
+in the attitude of throwing the stone at the giant Goliah; and a Daphne
+changing into laurel at the approach of Apollo. On the base of this
+figure, are the two following elegant lines, written by pope Urban
+VIII. in his younger years.
+
+ Quisquis amans sequitur fugitivae gaudia formae,
+ Fronde manus implet, baccas vel carpit amaras.
+
+ Who pants for fleeting Beauty, vain pursuit!
+ Shall barren Leaves obtain, or bitter fruit.
+
+I ought not to forget two exquisite antique statues of Venus, the
+weeping slave, and the youth pulling a thorn out of his foot.
+
+I do not pretend to give a methodical detail of the curiosities of
+Rome: they have been already described by different authors, who were
+much better qualified than I am for the talk: but you shall have what
+observations I made on the most remarkable objects, without method,
+just as they occur to my remembrance; and I protest the remarks are all
+my own: so that if they deserve any commendation, I claim all the
+merit; and if they are impertinent, I must be contented to bear all the
+blame.
+
+The piazza of St. Peter's church is altogether sublime. The double
+colonnade on each side extending in a semi-circular sweep, the
+stupendous Aegyptian obelisk, the two fountains, the portico, and the
+admirable facade of the church, form such an assemblage of magnificent
+objects, as cannot fail to impress the mind with awe and admiration:
+but the church would have produced a still greater effect, had it been
+detached entirely from the buildings of the Vatican, It would then have
+been a master-piece of architecture, complete in all its parts, intire
+and perfect: whereas, at present, it is no more than a beautiful member
+attached to a vast undigested and irregular pile of building. As to the
+architecture of this famous temple, I shall say nothing; neither do I
+pretend to describe the internal ornaments. The great picture of Mosaic
+work, and that of St. Peter's bark tossed by the tempest, which appear
+over the gate of the church, though rude in comparison with modern
+pieces, are nevertheless great curiosities, when considered as the work
+of Giotto, who flourished in the beginning of the fourteenth century.
+His master was Cimabue, who learned painting and architecture of the
+Grecian artists, who came from Constantinople, and first revived these
+arts in Italy. But, to return to St. Peter's, I was not at all pleased
+with the famous statue of the dead Christ in his mother's lap, by
+Michael Angelo. The figure of Christ is as much emaciated, as if he had
+died of a consumption: besides, there is something indelicate, not to
+say indecent, in the attitude and design of a man's body, stark naked,
+lying upon the knees of a woman. Here are some good pictures, I should
+rather say copies of good pictures, done in Mosaic to great perfection;
+particularly a St. Sebastian by Domenichino, and Michael the Archangel,
+from a painting of Guido Rheni. I am extremely fond of all this
+artist's pieces. There is a tenderness and delicacy in his manner; and
+his figures are all exquisitely beautiful, though his expression is
+often erroneous, and his attitudes are always affected and unnatural.
+In this very piece the archangel has all the air of a French
+dancing-master; and I have seen a Madonna by the same hand, I think it
+is in the Palazzo di Barberini, in which, though the figures are
+enchanting, the Virgin is represented holding up the drapery of the
+infant, with the ridiculous affectation of a singer on the stage of our
+Italian opera. The Mosaic work, though brought to a wonderful degree of
+improvement, and admirably calculated for churches, the dampness of
+which is pernicious to the colours of the pallet, I will not yet
+compare to the productions of the pencil. The glassyness (if I may be
+allowed the expression) of the surface, throws, in my opinion, a false
+light on some parts of the picture; and when you approach it, the
+joinings of the pieces look like so many cracks on painted canvas.
+Besides, this method is extremely tedious and expensive. I went to see
+the artists at work, in a house that stands near the church, where I
+was much pleased with the ingenuity of the process; and not a little
+surprized at the great number of different colours and tints, which are
+kept in separate drawers, marked with numbers as far as seventeen
+thousand. For a single head done in Mosaic, they asked me fifty
+zequines. But to return to the church. The altar of St. Peter's choir,
+notwithstanding all the ornaments which have been lavished upon it, is
+no more than a heap of puerile finery, better adapted to an Indian
+pagod, than to a temple built upon the principles of the Greek
+architecture. The four colossal figures that support the chair, are
+both clumsy and disproportioned. The drapery of statues, whether in
+brass or stone, when thrown into large masses, appears hard and
+unpleasant to the eye and for that reason the antients always imitated
+wet linen, which exhibiting the shape of the limbs underneath, and
+hanging in a multiplicity of wet folds, gives an air of lightness,
+softness, and ductility to the whole.
+
+These two statues weigh 116,257 pounds, and as they sustain nothing but
+a chair, are out of all proportion, inasmuch as the supporters ought to
+be suitable to the things supported. Here are four giants holding up
+the old wooden chair of the apostle Peter, if we may believe the book
+De Identitate Cathedrae Romanae, Of the Identity of the Roman Chair.
+The implements of popish superstition; such as relicks of pretended
+saints, ill-proportioned spires and bellfreys, and the nauseous
+repetition of the figure of the cross, which is in itself a very mean
+and disagreeable object, only fit for the prisons of condemned
+criminals, have contributed to introduce a vitious taste into the
+external architecture, as well as in the internal ornaments of our
+temples. All churches are built in the figure of a cross, which
+effectually prevents the eye from taking in the scope of the building,
+either without side or within; consequently robs the edifice of its
+proper effect. The palace of the Escurial in Spain is laid out in the
+shape of a gridiron, because the convent was built in consequence of a
+vow to St. Laurence, who was broiled like a barbecued pig. What pity it
+is, that the labours of painting should have been so much employed on
+the shocking subjects of the martyrology. Besides numberless pictures
+of the flagellation, crucifixion, and descent from the cross, we have
+Judith with the head of Holofernes, Herodias with the head of John the
+Baptist, Jael assassinating Sisera in his sleep, Peter writhing on the
+cross, Stephen battered with stones, Sebastian stuck full of arrows,
+Laurence frying upon the coals, Bartholomew flaed alive, and a hundred
+other pictures equally frightful, which can only serve to fill the mind
+with gloomy ideas, and encourage a spirit of religious fanaticism,
+which has always been attended with mischievous consequences to the
+community where it reigned.
+
+The tribune of the great altar, consisting of four wreathed brass
+pillars, gilt, supporting a canopy, is doubtless very magnificent, if
+not over-charged with sculpture, fluting, foliage, festoons, and
+figures of boys and angels, which, with the hundred and twenty-two
+lamps of silver, continually burning below, serve rather to dazzle the
+eyes, and kindle the devotion of the ignorant vulgar, than to excite
+the admiration of a judicious observer.
+
+There is nothing, I believe, in this famous structure, so worthy of
+applause, as the admirable symmetry and proportion of its parts.
+Notwithstanding all the carving, gilding, basso relievos, medallions,
+urns, statues, columns, and pictures with which it abounds, it does
+not, on the whole, appear over-crouded with ornaments. When you first
+enter, your eye is filled so equally and regularly, that nothing
+appears stupendous; and the church seems considerably smaller than it
+really is. The statues of children, that support the founts of holy
+water when observed from the door, seem to be of the natural size; but
+as you draw near, you perceive they are gigantic. In the same manner,
+the figures of the doves, with olive branches in their beaks, which are
+represented on the wall, appear to be within your reach; but as you
+approach them, they recede to a considerable height, as if they had
+flown upwards to avoid being taken.
+
+I was much disappointed at sight of the Pantheon, which, after all that
+has been said of it, looks like a huge cockpit, open at top. The
+portico which Agrippa added to the building, is undoubtedly very noble,
+though, in my opinion, it corresponds but ill with the simplicity of
+the edifice. With all my veneration for the antients, I cannot see in
+what the beauty of the rotunda consists. It is no more than a plain
+unpierced cylinder, or circular wall, with two fillets and a cornice,
+having a vaulted roof or cupola, open in the centre. I mean the
+original building, without considering the vestibule of Agrippa. Within
+side it has much the air of a mausoleum. It was this appearance which,
+in all probability, suggested the thought to Boniface IV. to transport
+hither eight and twenty cart-loads of old rotten bones, dug from
+different burying-places, and then dedicate it as a church to the
+blessed Virgin and all the holy martyrs. I am not one of those who
+think it is well lighted by the hole at the top, which is about nine
+and twenty feet in diameter, although the author of the Grand Tour
+calls it but nine. The same author says, there is a descent of eleven
+steps to go into it; that it is a hundred and forty-four feet in
+heighth, and as many in breadth; that it was covered with copper,
+which, with the brass nails of the portico, pope Urban VIII. took away,
+and converted into the four wreathed pillars that support the canopy of
+the high altar in the church of St. Peter, &c. The truth is, before the
+time of pope Alexander VII. the earth was so raised as to cover part of
+the temple, and there was a descent of some steps into the porch: but
+that pontiff ordered the ground to be pared away to the very pedestal
+or base of the portico, which is now even with the street, so that
+there is no descent whatsoever. The height is two hundred palmi, and
+the breadth two hundred and eighteen; which, reckoning fife palmi at
+nine inches, will bring the height to one hundred and fifty, and the
+breadth to one hundred and sixty-three feet six inches. It was not any
+covering of copper which pope Urban VIII. removed, but large brass
+beams, which supported the roof of the portico. They weighed 186,392
+pounds; and afforded metal enough not only for the pillars in St.
+Peter's church, but also for several pieces of artillery that are now
+in the castle of St. Angelo. What is more extraordinary, the gilding of
+those columns is said to have cost forty thousand golden crowns: sure
+money was never worse laid out. Urban VIII. likewise added two bellfrey
+towers to the rotunda; and I wonder he did not cover the central hole
+with glass, as it must be very inconvenient and disagreeable to those
+who go to church below, to be exposed to the rain in wet weather, which
+must also render it very damp and unwholesome. I visited it several
+times, and each time it looked more and more gloomy and sepulchral.
+
+The magnificence of the Romans was not so conspicuous in their temples,
+as in their theatres, amphitheatres, circusses, naumachia, aqueducts,
+triumphal arches, porticoes, basilicae, but especially their thermae,
+or bathing-places. A great number of their temples were small and
+inconsiderable; not one of them was comparable either for size or
+magnificence, to the modern church of St. Peter of the Vatican. The
+famous temple of Jupiter Capitolinus was neither half so long, nor half
+so broad: it was but two hundred feet in length, and one hundred and
+eighty-five in breadth; whereas the length of St. Peter's extends to
+six hundred and thirty-eight feet, and the breadth to above five
+hundred. It is very near twice as large as the temple of Jupiter
+Olympius in Greece, which was counted one of the seven wonders of the
+world. But I shall take another opportunity to explain myself further
+on the antiquities of this city; a subject, upon which I am disposed to
+be (perhaps impertinently) circumstantial. When I begin to run riot,
+you should cheek me with the freedom of a friend. The most distant hint
+will be sufficient to,--Dear Sir, Yours assuredly.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXII
+
+NICE, March 10, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--The Colossaeum or amphitheatre built by Flavius Vespasian,
+is the most stupendous work of the kind which antiquity can produce.
+Near one half of the external circuit still remains, consisting of four
+tire of arcades, adorned with columns of four orders, Doric, Ionic,
+Corinthian, and Composite. The height and extent of it may be guessed
+from the number of spectators it contained, amounting to one hundred
+thousand; and yet, according to Fontana's mensuration, it could not
+contain above thirty-four thousand persons sitting, allowing a foot and
+an half for each person: for the circuit of the whole building did not
+exceed one thousand five hundred and sixty feet. The amphitheatre at
+Verona is one thousand two hundred and ninety feet in circumference;
+and that of Nismes, one thousand and eighty. The Colossaeum was built
+by Vespasian, who employed thirty thousand Jewish slaves in the work;
+but finished and dedicated by his son Titus, who, on the first day of
+its being opened, produced fifty thousand wild beasts, which were all
+killed in the arena. The Romans were undoubtedly a barbarous people,
+who delighted in horrible spectacles. They viewed with pleasure the
+dead bodies of criminals dragged through the streets, or thrown down
+the Scalae Gemoniae and Tarpeian rock, for their contemplation. Their
+rostra were generally adorned with the heads of some remarkable
+citizens, like Temple-Bar, at London. They even bore the sight of
+Tully's head fixed upon that very rostrum where he had so often
+ravished their ears with all the charms of eloquence, in pleading the
+cause of innocence and public virtue. They took delight in seeing their
+fellow-creatures torn in pieces by wild beasts, in the amphitheatre.
+They shouted with applause when they saw a poor dwarf or slave killed
+by his adversary; but their transports were altogether extravagant,
+when the devoted captives were obliged to fight in troops, till one
+side was entirely butchered by the other. Nero produced four hundred
+senators, and six hundred of the equestrian order, as gladiators in the
+public arena: even the women fought with wild beasts, as well as with
+each other, and drenched the amphitheatres with their blood. Tacitus
+says, "Sed faeminarum illustrium, senatorumque filiorum plures per
+arenam faedati sunt," "But many sons of Senators, and even Matrons of
+the first Rank, exposed themselves in this vile exercise." The
+execrable custom of sacrificing captives or slaves at the tombs of
+their masters and great men, which is still preserved among the negroes
+of Africa, obtained also among the antients, Greeks as well as Romans.
+I could never, without horror and indignation, read that passage in the
+twenty-third book of the Iliad, which describes twelve valiant Trojan
+captives sacrificed by the inhuman Achilles at the tomb of his friend
+Patroclus.
+
+ Dodeka men Troon megathumon uias eathlous
+ Tous ama pantas pur eathiei.
+
+ Twelve generous Trojans slaughtered in their Bloom,
+ With thy lov'd Corse the Fire shall now consume.
+
+Even Virgil makes his pious Hero sacrifice eight Italian youths to the
+manes of Pallas. It is not at all clear to me, that a people is the
+more brave, the more they are accustomed to bloodshed in their public
+entertainments. True bravery is not savage but humane. Some of this
+sanguinary spirit is inherited by the inhabitants of a certain island
+that shall be nameless--but, mum for that. You will naturally suppose
+that the Coliseo was ruined by the barbarians who sacked the city of
+Rome: in effect, they robbed it of its ornaments and valuable
+materials; but it was reserved for the Goths and Vandals of modern
+Rome, to dismantle the edifice, and reduce it to its present ruinous
+condition. One part of it was demolished by pope Paul II. that he might
+employ the stones of it in building the palace of St. Mark. It was
+afterwards dilapidated for the same purposes, by the cardinals Riarius
+and Farnese, which last assumed the tiara under the name of Paul III.
+Notwithstanding these injuries, there is enough standing to convey a
+very sublime idea of ancient magnificence.
+
+The Circi and Naumachia, if considered as buildings and artificial
+basins, are admirable; but if examined as areae intended for horse and
+chariot races, and artificial seas for exhibiting naval engagements,
+they seem to prove that the antient Romans were but indifferently
+skilled and exercised either in horsemanship or naval armaments. The
+inclosure of the emperor Caracalla's circus is still standing, and
+scarce affords breathing room for an English hunter. The Circus
+Maximus, by far the largest in Rome, was not so long as the Mall; and I
+will venture to affirm, that St. James's Park would make a much more
+ample and convenient scene for those diversions. I imagine an old Roman
+would be very much surprised to see an English race on the course at
+New-Market. The Circus Maximus was but three hundred yards in breadth.
+A good part of this was taken up by the spina, or middle space, adorned
+with temples, statues, and two great obelisks; as well as by the
+euripus, or canal, made by order of Julius Caesar, to contain
+crocodiles, and other aquatic animals, which were killed occasionally.
+This was so large, that Heliogabalus, having filled it with excellent
+wine, exhibited naval engagements in it, for the amusement of the
+people. It surrounded three sides of the square, so that the whole
+extent of the race did not much exceed an English mile; and when Probus
+was at the expence of filling the plain of it with fir-trees to form a
+wood for the chace of wild beasts, I question much if this forest was
+more extensive than the plantation in St. James's Park, on the south
+side of the canal: now I leave you to judge what ridicule a king of
+England would incur by converting this part of the park into a chace
+for any species of animals which are counted game in our country.
+
+The Roman emperors seemed more disposed to elevate and surprize, than
+to conduct the public diversions according to the rules of reason and
+propriety. One would imagine, it was with this view they instituted
+their naumachia, or naval engagements, performed by half a dozen small
+gallies of a side in an artificial basin of fresh water. These gallies
+I suppose were not so large as common fishing-smacks, for they were
+moved by two, three, and four oars of a side according to their
+different rates, biremes, triremes, and quadriremes. I know this is a
+knotty point not yet determined; and that some antiquarians believe the
+Roman gallies had different tires or decks of oars; but this is a
+notion very ill supported, and quite contrary to all the figures of
+them that are preserved on antient coins and medals. Suetonius in the
+reign of Domitian, speaking of these naumachia, says, "Edidit navales
+pugnas, pene justarum classium, effosso, et circumducto juxta Tyberim
+lacu, atque inter maximas imbres prospectavit," "He exhibited naval
+engagements of almost intire fleets, in an artificial Lake formed for
+the purpose hard by the Tyber, and viewed them in the midst of
+excessive Rains." This artificial lake was not larger than the piece of
+water in Hyde-Park; and yet the historian says, it was almost large
+enough for real or intire fleets. How would a British sailor relish an
+advertisement that a mock engagement between two squadrons of men of
+war would be exhibited on such a day in the Serpentine river? or that
+the ships of the line taken from the enemy would be carried in
+procession from Hyde-Park-Corner to Tower-wharf? Certain it is,
+Lucullus, in one of his triumphs, had one hundred and ten ships of war
+(naves longas) carried through the streets of Rome. Nothing can give a
+more contemptible idea of their naval power, than this testimony of
+their historians, who declare that their seamen or mariners were formed
+by exercising small row-boats in an inclosed pool of fresh water. Had
+they not the sea within a few miles of them, and the river Tyber
+running through their capital! even this would have been much more
+proper for exercising their watermen, than a pond of still-water, not
+much larger than a cold-bath. I do believe in my conscience that half a
+dozen English frigates would have been able to defeat both the
+contending fleets at the famous battle of Actium, which has been so
+much celebrated in the annals of antiquity, as an event that decided
+the fate of empire.
+
+It would employ me a whole month to describe the thermae or baths, the
+vast ruins of which are still to be seen within the walls of Rome, like
+the remains of so many separate citadels. The thermae Dioclesianae
+might be termed an august academy for the use and instruction of the
+Roman people. The pinacotheca of this building was a complete musaeum
+of all the curiosities of art and nature; and there were public schools
+for all the sciences. If I may judge by my eye, however, the thermae
+Antonianae built by Caracalla, were still more extensive and
+magnificent; they contained cells sufficient for two thousand three
+hundred persons to bathe at one time, without being seen by one
+another. They were adorned with all the charms of painting,
+architecture, and sculpture. The pipes for convoying the water were of
+silver. Many of the lavacra were of precious marble, illuminated by
+lamps of chrystal. Among the statues, were found the famous Toro, and
+Hercole Farnese.
+
+Bathing was certainly necessary to health and cleanliness in a hot
+country like Italy, especially before the use of linen was known: but
+these purposes would have been much better answered by plunging into
+the Tyber, than by using the warm bath in the thermae, which became
+altogether a point of luxury borrowed from the effeminate Asiatics, and
+tended to debilitate the fibres already too much relaxed by the heat of
+the climate. True it is, they had baths of cool water for the summer:
+but in general they used it milk-warm, and often perfumed: they
+likewise indulged in vapour-baths, in order to enjoy a pleasing
+relaxation, which they likewise improved with odoriferous ointments.
+
+The thermae consisted of a great variety of parts and conveniences; the
+natationes, or swimming places; the portici, where people amused
+themselves in walking, conversing, and disputing together, as Cicero
+says, In porticibus deambulantes disputabant; the basilicae, where the
+bathers assembled, before they entered, and after they came out of the
+bath; the atria, or ample courts, adorned with noble colonnades of
+Numidian marble and oriental granite; the ephibia, where the young men
+inured themselves to wrestling and other exercises; the frigidaria, or
+places kept cool by a constant draught of air, promoted by the
+disposition and number of the windows; the calidaria, where the water
+was warmed for the baths; the platanones, or delightful groves of
+sycamore; the stadia, for the performances of the athletae; the
+exedrae, or resting-places, provided with seats for those that were
+weary; the palestrae, where every one chose that exercise which pleased
+him best; the gymnasia, where poets, orators, and philosophers recited
+their works, and harangued for diversion; the eleotesia, where the
+fragrant oils and ointments were kept for the use of the bathers; and
+the conisteria, where the wrestlers were smeared with sand before they
+engaged. Of the thermae in Rome, some were mercenary, and some opened
+gratis. Marcus Agrippa, when he was edile, opened one hundred and
+seventy private baths, for the use of the people. In the public baths,
+where money was taken, each person paid a quadrans, about the value of
+our halfpenny, as Juvenal observes,
+
+ Caedere Sylvano porcum, quadrante lavari.
+
+ The victim Pig to God Sylvanus slay,
+ And for the public Bath a farthing pay.
+
+But after the hour of bathing was past, it sometimes cost a great deal
+more, according to Martial,
+
+ Balnea post decimam, lasso centumque petuntur
+ Quadrantes--
+
+ The bathing hour is past, the waiter tir'd;
+ An hundred Farthings now will be requir'd.
+
+Though there was no distinction in the places between the first
+patrician and the lowest plebeian, yet the nobility used their own
+silver and gold plate, for washing, eating, and drinking in the bath,
+together with towels of the finest linen. They likewise made use of the
+instrument called strigil, which was a kind of flesh-brush; a custom to
+which Persius alludes in this line,
+
+ I puer, et strigiles Crispini ad balnea defer.
+
+ Here, Boy, this Brush to Crispin's Bagnio bear.
+
+The common people contented themselves with sponges. The bathing time
+was from noon till the evening, when the Romans ate their principal
+meal. Notice was given by a bell, or some such instrument, when the
+baths were opened, as we learn from Juvenal,
+
+ Redde Pilam, sonat Aes thermarum, ludere pergis?
+ Virgine vis sola lotus abdire domum.
+
+ Leave off; the Bath Bell rings--what, still play on?
+ Perhaps the maid in private rubs you down.
+
+There were separate places for the two sexes; and indeed there were
+baths opened for the use of women only, at the expence of Agrippina,
+the mother of Nero, and some other matrons of the first quality. The
+use of bathing was become so habitual to the constitutions of the
+Romans, that Galen, in his book De Sanitate tuenda, mentions a certain
+philosopher, who, if he intermitted but one day in his bathing, was
+certainly attacked with a fever. In order to preserve decorum in the
+baths, a set of laws and regulations were published, and the thermae
+were put under the inspection of a censor, who was generally one of the
+first senators in Rome. Agrippa left his gardens and baths, which stood
+near the pantheon, to the Roman people: among the statues that adorned
+them was that of a youth naked, as going into the bath, so elegantly
+formed by the hand of Lysippus, that Tiberius, being struck with the
+beauty of it, ordered it to be transferred into his own palace: but the
+populace raised such a clamour against him, that he was fain to have it
+reconveyed to its former place. These noble baths were restored by
+Adrian, as we read in Spartian; but at present no part of them remains.
+
+With respect to the present state of the old aqueducts, I can give you
+very little satisfaction. I only saw the ruins of that which conveyed
+the aqua Claudia, near the Porta Maggiore, and the Piazza of the
+Lateran. You know there were fourteen of those antient aqueducts, some
+of which brought water to Rome from the distance of forty miles. The
+channels of them were large enough to admit a man armed on horseback;
+and therefore when Rome was besieged by the Goths, who had cut off the
+water, Belisarius fortified them with works to prevent the enemy from
+entering the city by those conveyances. After that period, I suppose
+the antient aqueducts continued dry, and were suffered to run to ruins.
+Without all doubt, the Romans were greatly obliged to those
+benefactors, who raised such stupendous works for the benefit, as well
+as the embellishment of their city: but it might have been supplied
+with the same water through pipes at one hundredth part of the expence;
+and in that case the enemy would not have found it such an easy matter
+to cut it off. Those popes who have provided the modern city so
+plentifully with excellent water, are much to be commended for the care
+and expence, they have bestowed in restoring the streams called acqua
+Virgine, acqua Felice, and acqua Paolina, which afford such abundance
+of water as would plentifully supply a much larger city than modern
+Rome.
+
+It is no wonder that M. Agrippa, the son-in-law, friend, and favourite
+of Augustus, should at the same time have been the idol of the people,
+considering how surprisingly he exerted himself for the emolument,
+convenience, and pleasure of his fellow-citizens. It was he who first
+conducted this acqua Virgine to Rome: he formed seven hundred
+reservoirs in the city; erected one hundred and five fountains; one
+hundred and thirty castella, or conduits, which works he adorned with
+three hundred statues, and four hundred pillars of marble, in the space
+of one year. He also brought into Rome, the aqua Julia, and restored
+the aqueduct of the aqua Marzia, which had fallen to decay. I have
+already observed the great number of baths which he opened for the
+people, and the magnificent thermae, with spacious gardens, which he
+bequeathed to them as a legacy. But these benefactions, great and
+munificent as they seem to be, were not the most important services he
+performed for the city of Rome. The common-sewers were first made by
+order of Tarquinius Priscus, not so much with a view to cleanliness, as
+by way of subterranean drains to the Velabrum, and in order to carry
+off the stagnant water, which remained in the lower parts, after heavy
+rains. The different branches of these channels united at the Forum,
+from whence by the cloaca Maxima, their contents were conveyed into the
+Tyber. This great cloaca was the work of Tarquinius Superbus. Other
+sewers were added by Marcus Cato, and Valerius Flaccus, the censors.
+All these drains having been choaked up and ruinous, were cleared and
+restored by Marcus Agrippa, who likewise undermined the whole city with
+canals of the same kind, for carrying of the filth; he strengthened and
+enlarged the cloaca maxima, so as to make it capable of receiving a
+large cart loaded with hay; and directed seven streams of water into
+these subterranean passages, in order to keep them always clean and
+open. If, notwithstanding all these conveniences, Vespasian was put to
+great expence in removing the ordure from the public streets, we have
+certainly a right to conclude that the antient Romans were not more
+cleanly than the modern Italians.
+
+After the mausolea of Augustus, and Adrian, which I have already
+mentioned, the most remarkable antient sepulchres at Rome, are those of
+Caius Cestius, and Cecilia Metella. The first, which stands by the
+Porta di S. Paolo, is a beautiful pyramid, one hundred and twenty feet
+high, still preserved intire, having a vaulted chamber within-side,
+adorned with some ancient painting, which is now almost effaced. The
+building is of brick, but eased with marble. This Caius Cestius had
+been consul, was very rich, and acted as one of the seven Epulones, who
+superintended the feasts of the gods, called Lectisternia, and
+Pervigilia. He bequeathed his whole fortune to his friend M. Agrippa,
+who was so generous as to give it up to the relations of the testator.
+The monument of Cecilia Metella, commonly called Capo di Bove, is
+without the walls on the Via Appia. This lady was daughter of Metellus
+Creticus, and wife to Crassus, who erected this noble monument to her
+memory. It consisted of two orders, or stories, the first of which was
+a square of hewn stone: the second was a circular tower, having a
+cornice, adorned with ox heads in basso relievo, a circumstance from
+which it takes the name of Capo di Bove. The ox was supposed to be a
+most grateful sacrifice to the gods. Pliny, speaking of bulls and oxen,
+says,
+
+ Hinc victimae optimae et laudatissima deorum placatio.
+
+They were accounted the best Victims and most agreeable to appease the
+anger of the Gods.
+
+This tower was surmounted by a noble cupola or dome, enriched with all
+the ornaments of architecture. The door of the building was of brass;
+and within-side the ashes of Cecilia were deposited in a fluted marble
+urn, of curious workmanship, which is still kept in the Palazzo
+Farnese. At present the surface of the ground is raised so much as to
+cover the first order of the edifice: what we see is no more than the
+round tower, without the dome and its ornaments; and the following
+inscription still remains near the top, facing the Via Appia.
+
+ CAECILLAE
+ Q. CRETICI F.
+ METELLAE
+ CRASSI.
+
+To Caecilia Metella, Daughter of Q. Criticus: wife of Crassus.
+
+Now we are talking of sepulchral inscriptions, I shall conclude this
+letter with the copy of a very singular will, made by Favonius
+Jocundus, who died in Portugal, by which will the precise situation of
+the famous temple of Sylvanus is ascertained.
+
+"Jocundi. Ego gallus Favonius Jocundus P. Favoni F. qui bello contra
+Viriatum Succubui, Jocundum et Prudentem filios, e me et Quintia Fabia
+conjuge mea ortos, et Bonorum Jocundi Patris mei, et eorum, quae mihi
+ipsi acquisivi haeredes relinquo; hac tamen conditione, ut ab urbe
+Romana huc veniant, et ossa hic mea, intra quinquennium exportent, et
+via latina condant in sepulchro, jussu meo condito, et mea voluntate;
+in quo velim neminem mecum, neque servum, neque libertum inseri; et
+velim ossa quorumcunque sepulchro statim meo eruantur, et jura
+Romanorum serventur, in sepulchris ritu majorum retinendis, juxta
+volantatem testatoris; et si secus fecerint, nisi legittimae oriantur
+causae, velim ea omnia, quae filijs meis relinquo, pro reparando templo
+dei Sylvani, quod sub viminali monte est, attribui; manesque mei a
+Pont. max; a flaminibus dialibus, qui in capitolio sunt, opem
+implorent, ad liberorum meorum impietatem ulciscendam; teneanturque
+sacerdotes dei Silvani, me in urbem referre, et sepulchro me meo
+condere. Volo quoque vernas qui domi meae sunt, omnes a praetore urbano
+liberos, cum matribus dimitti, singulisque libram argenti puri, et
+vestem unam dori. In Lusitania. In agro VIII. Cal Quintilis, bello
+viriatino."
+
+I, Gallus Favonius Jocundus, son of P. Favonius, dying in the war
+against Viriatus, declare my sons Jocundus and Prudens, by my wife
+Quintia Fabia, joint Heirs of my Estate, real and personal; on
+condition, however, that they come hither within a time of five years
+from this my last will, and transport my remains to Rome to be
+deposited in my Sepulchre built in the via latina by my own order and
+Direction: and it is my will that neither slave nor freedman shall be
+interred with me in the said tomb; that if any such there be, they
+shall be removed, and the Roman law obeyed, in preserving in the
+antient Form the sepulchre according to the will of the Testator. If
+they act otherwise without just cause, it is my will that the whole
+estate, which I now bequeathe to my children, shall be applied to the
+Reparation of the Temple of the God Sylvanus, at the foot of Mount
+Viminalis; and that my Manes [The Manes were an order of Gods supposed
+to take cognisance of such injuries.] I shall implore the assistance of
+the Pontifex maximus, and the Flaminisdiales in the Capitol, to avenge
+the Impiety of my children; and the priests of Sylvanus shall engage to
+bring my remains to Rome and see them decently deposited in my own
+Sepulchre. It is also my will that all my domestic slaves shall be
+declared free by the city Praetor, and dismissed with their mothers,
+after having received each, a suit of cloaths, and a pound weight of
+pure silver from my heirs and Executors.--At my farm in Lusitania, July
+25. During the Viriatin war.
+
+My paper scarce affords room to assure you that I am ever,--Dear Sir,
+Your faithful, etc.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXIII
+
+NICE, March 30, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--YOU must not imagine I saw one half of the valuable pictures
+and statues of Rome; there is such a vast number of both in this
+capital, that I might have spent a whole year in taking even a
+transient view of them; and, after all, some of them would have been
+overlooked. The most celebrated pieces, however, I have seen; and
+therefore my curiosity is satisfied. Perhaps, if I had the nice
+discernment and delicate sensibility of a true connoisseur, this
+superficial glimpse would have served only to whet my appetite, and to
+detain me the whole winter at Rome. In my progress through the Vatican,
+I was much pleased with the School of Athens, by Raphael, a piece which
+hath suffered from the dampness of the air. The four boys attending to
+the demonstration of the mathematician are admirably varied in the
+expression. Mr. Webb's criticism on this artist is certainly just. He
+was perhaps the best ethic painter that ever the world produced. No man
+ever expressed the sentiments so happily, in visage, attitude, and
+gesture: but he seems to have had too much phlegm to strike off the
+grand passions, or reach the sublime parts of painting. He has the
+serenity of Virgil, but wants the fire of Homer. There is nothing in
+his Parnassus which struck me, but the ludicrous impropriety of
+Apollo's playing upon a fiddle, for the entertainment of the nine
+muses. [Upon better information I must retract this censure; in as
+much, as I find there was really a Musical Instrument among the
+antients of this Figure, as appears by a small statue in Bronze, to be
+still seen in the Florentine Collection.]
+
+The Last Judgment, by Buonaroti, in the chapel of Sixtus IV. produced
+to my eye the same sort of confusion, that perplexes my ear at a grand
+concert, consisting of a great variety of instruments: or rather, when
+a number of people are talking all at once. I was pleased with the
+strength of expression, exhibited in single figures, and separate
+groupes: but, the whole together is a mere mob, without subordination,
+keeping, or repose. A painter ought to avoid all subjects that require
+a multiplicity of groupes and figures; because it is not in the power
+of that art to unite a great number in one point of view, so as to
+maintain that dependence which they ought to have upon one another.
+Michael Angelo, with all his skill in anatomy, his correctness of
+design, his grand composition, his fire, and force of expression, seems
+to have had very little idea of grace. One would imagine he had chosen
+his kings, heroes, cardinals, and prelates, from among the facchini of
+Rome: that he really drew his Jesus on the Cross, from the agonies of
+some vulgar assassin expiring on the wheel; and that the originals of
+his Bambini, with their mothers, were literally found in a stable. In
+the Sala Regia, from whence the Sistian chapel is detached, we see,
+among other exploits of catholic heroes, a representation of the
+massacre of the protestants in Paris, Tholouse, and other parts of
+France, on the eve of St. Bartholomew, thus described in the
+Descrizione di Roma, "Nella prima pittura, esprime Georgio Vasari
+l'istoria del Coligni, grand' amiraglio, di Francia, che come capo de
+ribelli, e degl'ugonotti, fu ucciso; e nell'altra vicina, la strage
+fatta in Parigi, e nel regno, de rebelli, e degl'Ugonotti." "In the
+first picture, George Vasari represents the history of Coligni, high
+admiral of France, who was slain as head of the rebels and huegonots;
+and in another near it, the slaughter that was made of the rebels and
+huegonots in Paris and other parts of the kingdom." Thus the court of
+Rome hath employed their artists to celebrate and perpetuate, as a
+meritorious action, the most perfidious, cruel, and infamous massacre,
+that ever disgraced the annals of any nation.
+
+I need not mention the two equestrian statues of Constantine the Great,
+and Charlemagne, which stand at opposite ends of the great portico of
+St. Peter's church; because there is nothing in them which particularly
+engaged my attention. The sleeping Cleopatra, as you enter the court of
+the Belvedere, in the Vatican, is much admired; but I was better
+pleased with the Apollo, which I take to be the most beautiful statue
+that ever was formed. The Nile, which lies in the open court,
+surmounted with the little children, has infinite merit; but is much
+damaged, and altogether neglected. Whether it is the same described in
+Pliny, as having been placed by Vespasian in the Temple of Peace, I do
+not know. The sixteen children playing about it, denoted the swelling
+of the Nile, which never rose above sixteen cubits. As for the famous
+groupe of Laocoon, it surpassed my expectation. It was not without
+reason that Buonaroti called it a portentous work; and Pliny has done
+it no more than justice in saying it is the most excellent piece that
+ever was cut in marble; and yet the famous Fulvius Ursini is of opinion
+that this is not the same statue which Pliny described. His reasons,
+mentioned by Montfaucon, are these. The statues described by Pliny were
+of one stone; but these are not. Antonioli, the antiquary, has in his
+Possession, pieces of Laocoon's snakes, which were found in the ground,
+where the baths of Titus actually stood, agreeable to Pliny, who says
+these statues were placed in the buildings of Titus. Be that as it may,
+the work which we now see does honour to antiquity. As you have seen
+innumerable copies and casts of it, in marble, plaister, copper, lead,
+drawings, and prints, and read the description of it in Keysler, and
+twenty other books of travels, I shall say nothing more on the subject;
+but that neither they nor I, nor any other person, could say too much
+in its praise. It is not of one piece indeed. In that particular Pliny
+himself might be mistaken. "Opus omnibus et picturae, et statuariae
+artis praeponendum. Ex uno lapide eum et Liberos draconumque mirabiles
+nexus de consilii sententia fecere succubi artifices." "A work
+preferable to all the other Efforts of Painting and Statuary. The most
+excellent artists joined their Talents in making the Father and his
+Sons, together with the admirable Twinings of the Serpents, of one
+Block." Buonaroti discovered the joinings, though they were so artfully
+concealed as to be before invisible. This amazing groupe is the work of
+three Rhodian sculptors, called Agesander, Polydore, and Athenodorus,
+and was found in the thermae of Titus Vespasian, still supposing it to
+be the true antique. As for the torso, or mutilated trunk of a statue,
+which is called the school of Michael Angelo, I had not time to
+consider it attentively; nor taste enough to perceive its beauties at
+first sight. The famous horses on Monte Cavallo, before the pope's
+palace, which are said to have been made in emulation, by Phidias and
+Praxiteles, I have seen, and likewise those in the front of the
+Capitol, with the statues of Castor and Pollux; but what pleased me
+infinitely more than all of them together, is the equestrian statue of
+Corinthian brass, standing in the middle of this Piazza (I mean at the
+Capitol) said to represent the emperor Marcus Aurelius. Others suppose
+it was intended for Lucius Verus; a third set of antiquaries contend
+for Lucius Septimius Severus; and a fourth, for Constantine, because it
+stood in the Piazza of the Lateran palace, built by that emperor, from
+whence pope Paul III. caused it to be removed to the Capitol. I
+considered the trophy of Marius as a very curious piece of sculpture,
+and admired the two sphinxes at the bottom of the stairs leading to
+this Piazza, as the only good specimens of design I have ever seen from
+Aegypt: for the two idols of that country, which stand in the ground
+floor of the Musaeum of the Capitol, and indeed all the Aegyptian
+statues in the Camera Aegyptiaca of this very building, are such
+monstrous misrepresentations of nature, that they never could have
+obtained a place among the statues of Rome, except as curiosities of
+foreign superstition, or on account of the materials, as they are
+generally of basaltes, porphyry, or oriental granite.
+
+At the farther end of the court of this Musaeum, fronting the entrance,
+is a handsome fountain, with the statue of a river-god reclining on his
+urn; this is no other than the famous Marforio, so called from its
+having been found in Martis Fore. It is remarkable only as being the
+conveyance of the answers to the satires which are found pasted upon
+Pasquin, another mutilated statue, standing at the corner of a street.
+
+The marble coffin, supposed to have contained the ashes of Alexander
+Severus, which we find in one of these apartments, is a curious
+antique, valuable for its sculpture in basso relievo, especially for
+the figures on the cover, representilig that emperor and his mother
+Julia Mammea.
+
+I was sorry I had not time to consider the antient plan of Rome,
+disposed in six classes, on the stair-case of this Musaeum, which was
+brought hither from a temple that stood in the Forum Boarium, now
+called Campo vaccine.
+
+It would be ridiculous in me to enter into a detail of the vast
+collection of marbles, basso relievos, inscriptions, urns, busts, and
+statues, which are placed in the upper apartments of this edifice. I
+saw them but once, and then I was struck with the following
+particulars. A bacchanalian drunk; a Jupiter and Leda, at least equal
+to that in the gallery at Florence; an old praesica, or hired mourner,
+very much resembling those wrinkled hags still employed in Ireland, and
+in the Highlands of Scotland, to sing the coronach at funerals, in
+praise of the deceased; the famous Antinous, an elegant figure, which
+Pousin studied as canon or rule of symmetry; the two fauns; and above
+all the mirmillone, or dying gladiator; the attitude of the body, the
+expression of the countenance, the elegance of the limbs, and the
+swelling of the muscles, in this statue, are universally admired; but
+the execution of the back is incredibly delicate. The course of the
+muscles called longissimi dorsi, are so naturally marked and tenderly
+executed, that the marble actually emulates the softness of the flesh;
+and you may count all the spines of the vertebrae, raising up the skin
+as in the living body; yet this statue, with all its merit, seems
+inferior to the celebrated dying gladiator of Ctesilas, as described by
+Pliny, who says the expression of it was such, as appears altogether
+incredible. In the court, on the opposite side of the Capitol, there is
+an admirable statue of a lion devouring an horse, which was found by
+the gate of Ostia, near the pyramid of Caius Cestius; and here on the
+left hand, under a colonade, is what they call the Columna Rostrata,
+erected in honour of Caius Duilius, who first triumphed over the
+Carthaginians by sea. But this is a modern pillar, with the old
+inscription, which is so defaced as not to be legible. Among the
+pictures in the gallery and saloon above, what pleased me most was the
+Bacchus and Ariadne of Guido Rheni; and the wolf suckling Romulus and
+Remus, by Rubens. The court of the Palazzo Farnese is surrounded with
+antique statues, among which the most celebrated are, the Flora, with a
+most delicate drapery; the gladiator, with a dead boy over his
+shoulder; the Hercules, with the spoils of the Nemean lion, but that
+which the connoisseurs justly esteem above all the rest is Hercules, by
+Glycon, which you know as well as I do, by the great reputation it has
+acquired. This admirable statue having been found without the legs,
+these were supplied by Gulielmo de la Porta so happily, that when
+afterwards the original limbs were discovered, Michael Angelo preferred
+those of the modern artist, both in grace and proportion; and they have
+been retained accordingly. In a little house, or shed, behind the
+court, is preserved the wonderful group of Dirce, commonly called the
+Toro Farnese, which was brought hither from the thermae Caracallae.
+There is such spirit, ferocity, and indignant resistance expressed in
+the bull, to whose horns Dirce is tied by the hair, that I have never
+seen anything like it, either upon canvass, or in stone. The statues of
+the two brothers endeavouring to throw him into the sea are beautiful
+figures, finely contrasted; and the rope, which one of them holds in a
+sort of loose coil, is so surprisingly chizzelled, that one can hardly
+believe it is of stone. As for Dirce herself, she seems to be but a
+subaltern character; there is a dog upon his hind legs barking at the
+bull, which is much admired. This amazing groupe was cut out of one
+stone, by Appollonius and Tauriscus, two sculptors of Rhodes; and is
+mentioned by Pliny in the thirty-sixth book of his Natural History. All
+the precious monuments of art, which have come down to us from
+antiquity, are the productions of Greek artists. The Romans had taste
+enough to admire the arts of Greece, as plainly appears by the great
+collections they made of their statues and pictures, as well as by
+adopting their architecture and musick: but I do not remember to have
+read of any Roman who made a great figure either as a painter or a
+statuary. It is not enough to say those professions were not honourable
+in Rome, because painting, sculpture, and musick, even rhetoric,
+physic, and philosophy were practised and taught by slaves. The arts
+were always honoured and revered at Rome, even when the professors of
+them happened to be slaves by the accidents and iniquity of fortune.
+The business of painting and statuary was so profitable, that in a free
+republic, like that of Rome, they must have been greedily embraced by a
+great number of individuals: but, in all probability, the Roman soil
+produced no extraordinary genius for those arts. Like the English of
+this day, they made a figure in poetry, history, and ethics; but the
+excellence of painting, sculpture, architecture, and music, they never
+could attain. In the Palazzo Picchini I saw three beautiful figures,
+the celebrated statues of Meleager, the boar, and dog; together with a
+wolf, of excellent workmanship. The celebrated statue of Moses, by
+Michael Angelo, in the church of St. Peter in Vincula, I beheld with
+pleasure; as well as that of Christ, by the same hand, in the Church of
+S. Maria sopra Minerva. The right foot, covered with bronze, gilt, is
+much kissed by the devotees. I suppose it is looked upon as a specific
+for the toothache; for, I saw a cavalier, in years, and an old woman
+successively rub their gums upon it, with the appearance of the most
+painful perseverance.
+
+You need not doubt but that I went to the church of St. Peter in
+Montorio, to view the celebrated Transfiguration, by Raphael, which, if
+it was mine, I would cut in two parts. The three figures in the air
+attract the eye so strongly, that little or no attention is payed to
+those below on the mountain. I apprehend that the nature of the subject
+does not admit of that keeping and dependence, which ought to be
+maintained in the disposition of the lights and shadows in a picture.
+The groupes seem to be intirely independent of each other. The
+extraordinary merit of this piece, I imagine, consists, not only in the
+expression of divinity on the face of Christ; but also in the
+surprising lightness of the figure, that hovers like a beautiful
+exhalation in the air. In the church of St. Luke, I was not at all
+struck by the picture of that saint, drawing the portrait of the Virgin
+Mary, although it is admired as one of the best pieces of Raphael.
+Indeed it made so little impression upon me, that I do not even
+remember the disposition of the figures. The altar-piece, by Andrea
+Sacchi, in the church of St. Romauldus, would have more merit, if the
+figure of the saint himself had more consequence, and was represented
+in a stronger light. In the Palazzo Borghese, I chiefly admired the
+following pieces: a Venus with two nymphs; and another with Cupid, both
+by Titian: an excellent Roman Piety, by Leonardo da Vinci; and the
+celebrated Muse, by Dominechino, which is a fine, jolly, buxom figure.
+At the palace of Colorina Connestabile, I was charmed with the
+Herodias, by Guido Rheni; a young Christ; and a Madonna, by Raphael;
+and four landscapes, two by Claude Lorraine, and the other two, by
+Salvator Rosa. In the palazetto, or summerhouse belonging to the
+Palazzo Rospigliosi, I had the satisfaction of contemplating the Aurora
+of Guido, the colours of which still remain in high perfection,
+notwithstanding the common report that the piece is spoiled by the
+dampness of the apartment. The print of this picture, by Freij, with
+all its merit, conveys but an imperfect idea of the beauty of the
+original. In the Palazzo Barberini, there is a great collection of
+marbles and pictures: among the first, I was attracted by a beautiful
+statue of Venus; a sleeping faun, of curious workmanship; a charming
+Bacchus, lying on an antient sculpture, and the famous Narcissus. Of
+the pictures, what gave me most pleasure was the Magdalen of Guido,
+infinitely superior to that by Le Brun in the church of the Carmelites
+at Paris; the Virgin, by Titian; a Madonna, by Raphael, but not
+comparable to that which is in the Palazzo de Pitti, at Florence; and
+the death of Germanicus, by Poussin, which I take to be one of the best
+pieces in this great collection. In the Palazzo Falconeri there is a
+beautiful St. Cecilia, by Guercino; a holy family, by Raphael; and a
+fine expressive figure of St. Peter weeping, by Dominechino. In the
+Palazzo Altieri, I admired a picture, by Carlo Maratti, representing a
+saint calling down lightning from heaven to destroy blasphemers. It was
+the figure of the saint I admired, merely as a portrait. The execution
+of the other parts was tame enough: perhaps they were purposely kept
+down, in order to preserve the importance of the principal figure. I
+imagine Salvator Rosa would have made a different disposition on the
+same subject: that amidst the darkness of a tempest, he would have
+illuminated the blasphemer with the flash of lightning by which he was
+destroyed: this would have thrown a dismal gleam upon his countenance,
+distorted by the horror of his situation as well as by the effects of
+the fire; and rendered the whole scene dreadfully picturesque. In the
+same palace, I saw the famous holy family, by Corregio, which he left
+unfinished, and no other artist would undertake to supply; for what
+reason I know not. Here too is a judgment of Paris, by Titian, which is
+reckoned a very valuable piece. In the Palazzo Odescalchi, there is a
+holy family, by Buonaroti, and another by Raphael, both counted
+excellent, though in very different stiles, extremely characteristic of
+those two great rival artists.
+
+If I was silly enough to make a parade, I might mention some hundreds
+more of marbles and pictures, which I really saw at Rome; and even eke
+out that number with a huge list of those I did not see: but whatever
+vanity I may have, it has not taken this turn; and I assure you, upon
+my word and honour, I have described nothing but what actually fell
+under my own observation. As for my critical remarks, I am afraid you
+will think them too superficial and capricious to belong to any other
+person but--Your humble servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXIV
+
+NICE, April 2, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I have nothing to communicate touching the library of the
+Vatican, which, with respect to the apartments and their ornaments, is
+undoubtedly magnificent. The number of books it contains does not
+exceed forty thousand volumes, which are all concealed from the view,
+and locked up in presses: as for the manuscripts, I saw none but such
+as are commonly presented to strangers of our nation; some very old
+copies of Virgil and Terence; two or three Missals, curiously
+illuminated; the book De Septem Sacramentis, written in Latin by Henry
+VIII. against Luther; and some of that prince's love letters to Anne
+Boleyn. I likewise visited the Libreria Casanatense, belonging to the
+convent of the church called S. Maria Sopra Minerva. I had a
+recommendation to the principal librarian, a Dominican friar, who
+received me very politely, and regaled me with a sight of several
+curious MSS. of the classics.
+
+Having satisfied my curiosity at Rome, I prepared for my departure, and
+as the road between Radicofani and Montefiascone is very stony and
+disagreeable, I asked the banker Barazzi, if there was not a better way
+of returning to Florence, expressing a desire at the same time to see
+the cascade of Terni. He assured me that the road by Terni was forty
+miles shorter than the other, much more safe and easy, and accommodated
+with exceeding good auberges. Had I taken the trouble to cast my eyes
+upon the map, I must have seen, that the road by Terni, instead of
+being forty miles shorter, was much longer than the other: but this was
+not the only mistake of Signiore Barazzi. Great part of this way lies
+over steep mountains, or along the side of precipices, which render
+travelling in a carriage exceeding tedious, dreadful, and dangerous;
+and as for the public houses, they are in all respects the most
+execrable that ever I entered. I will venture to say that a common
+prisoner in the Marshalsea or King's-Bench is more cleanly and
+commodiously lodged than we were in many places on this road. The
+houses are abominably nasty, and generally destitute of provision: when
+eatables were found, we were almost poisoned by their cookery: their
+beds were without curtains or bedstead, and their windows without
+glass; and for this sort of entertainment we payed as much as if we had
+been genteelly lodged, and sumptuously treated. I repeat it again; of
+all the people I ever knew, the Italians are the most villainously
+rapacious. The first day, having passed Civita Castellana, a small town
+standing on the top of a hill, we put up at what was called an
+excellent inn, where cardinals, prelates, and princes, often lodged.
+Being meagre day, there was nothing but bread, eggs, and anchovies, in
+the house. I went to bed without supper, and lay in a pallet, where I
+was half devoured by vermin. Next day, our road, in some places, lay
+along precipices, which over-hang the Nera or Nar, celebrated in
+antiquity for its white foam, and the sulphureous quality of its waters.
+
+ Sulfurea nar albus aqua, fontesque velini.
+
+ Sulphureous nar, and the Velinian streams.
+
+It is a small, but rapid stream, which runs not far from hence, into
+the Tyber. Passing Utricoli, near the ruins of the ancient Ocriculum,
+and the romantic town of Narni, situated on the top of a mountain, in
+the neighbourhood of which is still seen standing one arch of the
+stupendous bridge built by Augustus Caesar, we arrived at Terni, and
+hiring a couple of chaises before dinner, went to see the famous
+Cascata delle Marmore, which is at the distance of three miles. We
+ascended a steep mountain by a narrow road formed for a considerable
+way along the brink of a precipice, at the bottom of which brawls the
+furious river Nera, after having received the Velino. This last is the
+stream which, running from the Lago delle Marmore, forms the cascade by
+falling over a precipice about one hundred and sixty feet high. Such a
+body of water rushing down the mountain; the smoak, vapour, and thick
+white mist which it raises; the double rainbow which these particles
+continually exhibit while the sun shines; the deafening sound of the
+cataract; the vicinity of a great number of other stupendous rocks and
+precipices, with the dashing, boiling, and foaming of the two rivers
+below, produce altogether an object of tremendous sublimity: yet great
+part of its effect is lost, for want of a proper point of view, from
+which it might be contemplated. The cascade would appear much more
+astonishing, were it not in some measure eclipsed by the superior
+height of the neighbouring mountains. You have not a front perspective;
+but are obliged to view it obliquely on one side, standing upon the
+brink of a precipice, which cannot be approached without horror. This
+station might be rendered much more accessible, and altogether secure,
+for the expence of four or five zequines; and a small tax might be
+levied for the purpose from travellers by the aubergiste at Terni, who
+lets his calasses for half a zequine a piece to those that are curious
+to see this phaenomenon. Besides the two postilions whom I payed for
+this excursion, at the rate of one stage in posting, there was a fellow
+who posted himself behind one of the chaises, by way of going to point
+out the different views of the cascade; and his demand amounted to four
+or five pauls. To give you an idea of the extortion of those villainous
+publicans, I must tell you that for a dinner and supper, which even
+hunger could not tempt us to eat, and a night's lodging in three
+truckle beds, I paid eighty pauls, amounting to forty shillings
+sterling. You ask me why I submitted to such imposition? I will tell
+you--I have more than once in my travels made a formal complaint of the
+exorbitancy of a publican, to the magistrate of the place; but I never
+received any satisfaction, and have lost abundance of time. Had I
+proceeded to manual correction, I should have alarmed and terrified the
+women: had I peremptorily refused to pay the sum total, the landlord,
+who was the post-master, would not have supplied me with horses to
+proceed on my journey. I tried the experiment at Muy in France, where I
+put myself into a violent passion, had abundance of trouble, was
+detained till it was almost night, and after all found myself obliged
+to submit, furnishing at the same time matter of infinite triumph to
+the mob, which had surrounded the coach, and interested themselves
+warmly in favour of their townsman. If some young patriot, in good
+health and spirits, would take the trouble as often as he is imposed
+upon by the road in travelling, to have recourse to the fountain-head,
+and prefer a regular complaint to the comptroller of the posts, either
+in France or Italy, he would have ample satisfaction, and do great
+service to the community. Terni is an agreeable town, pretty well
+built, and situated in a pleasant valley, between two branches of the
+river Nera, whence it was called by the antients, Interamna. Here is an
+agreeable piazza, where stands a church that was of old a heathen
+temple. There are some valuable paintings in the church. The people are
+said to be very civil, and provisions to be extremely cheap. It was the
+birthplace of the emperor Tacitus, as well as of the historian of the
+same name. In our journey from hence to Spoleto, we passed over a high
+mountain, (called, from its height, Somma) where it was necessary to
+have two additional horses to the carriage, and the road winds along a
+precipice. which is equally dangerous and dreadful. We passed through
+part of Spoleto, the capital of Umbria, which is a pretty large city.
+Of this, however, I give no other account from my own observation, but
+that I saw at a distance the famous Gothic aqueduct of brick: this is
+mentioned by Addison as a structure, which, for the height of its
+arches, is not equalled by any thing in Europe. The road from hence to
+Foligno, where we lay, is kept in good order, and lies through a
+delightful plain, laid out into beautiful inclosures, abounding with
+wine, oil, corn, and cattle, and watered by the pastoral streams of the
+famous river Clitumnus, which takes its rise in three or four separate
+rivulets issuing from a rock near the highway. On the right-hand, we
+saw several towns situated on rising grounds, and among the rest, that
+of Assissio, famous for the birth of St. Francis, whose body, being
+here deposited, occasions a concourse of pilgrims. We met a Roman
+princess going thither with a grand retinue, in consequence of a vow
+she had made for the re-establishment of her health. Foligno, the
+Fulginium of the antients, is a small town, not unpleasant, lying in
+the midst of mulberry plantations, vineyards, and corn-fields, and
+built on both sides of the little river Topino. In choosing our beds at
+the inn, I perceived one chamber locked, and desired it might be
+opened; upon which the cameriere declared with some reluctance,
+"Besogna dire a su' eccellenza; poco fa, che una bestia e morta in
+questa camera, e non e ancora lustrata," "Your Excellency must know
+that a filthy Beast died lately in that Chamber, and it is not yet
+purified and put in order." When I enquired what beast it was, he
+replied, "Un'eretico Inglese," "An English heretic." I suppose he would
+not have made so free with our country and religion, if he had not
+taken us for German catholics, as we afterwards learned from Mr. R--i.
+Next day, we crossed the Tyber, over a handsome bridge, and in mounting
+the steep hill upon which the city of Perugia stands, our horses being
+exhausted, were dragged backwards by the weight of the carriage to the
+very edge of a precipice, where, happily for us, a man passing that
+way, placed a large stone behind one of the wheels, which stopped their
+motion, otherwise we should have been all dashed in pieces. We had
+another ugly hill to ascend within the city, which was more difficult
+and dangerous than the other: but the postilions, and the other beasts
+made such efforts, that we mounted without the least stop, to the
+summit, where we found ourselves in a large piazza, where the horses
+are always changed. There being no relays at the post, we were obliged
+to stay the whole day and night at Perugia, which is a considerable
+city, built upon the acclivity of a hill, adorned with some elegant
+fountains, and several handsome churches, containing some valuable
+pictures by Guido, Raphael, and his master Pietro Perugino, who was a
+native of this place. The next stage is on the banks of the lake, which
+was the Thrasimene of the antients, a beautiful piece of water, above
+thirty miles in circumference, having three islands, abounding with
+excellent fish: upon a peninsula of it, there is a town and castle. It
+was in this neighbourhood where the consul Flaminius was totally
+defeated with great slaughter by Hannibal. From Perugia to Florence,
+the posts are all double, and the road is so bad that we never could
+travel above eight and twenty miles a day. We were often obliged to
+quit the carriage, and walk up steep mountains; and the way in general
+was so unequal and stony, that we were jolted even to the danger of our
+lives. I never felt any sort of exercise or fatigue so intolerable; and
+I did not fail to bestow an hundred benedictions per diem upon the
+banker Barazzi, by whose advice we had taken this road; yet there was
+no remedy but patience. If the coach had not been incredibly strong, it
+must have been shattered to pieces. The fifth night we passed at a
+place called Camoccia, a miserable cabaret, where we were fain to cook
+our own supper, and lay in a musty chamber, which had never known a
+fire, and indeed had no fire-place, and where we ran the risque of
+being devoured by rats. Next day one of the irons of the coach gave way
+at Arezzo, where we were detained two hours before it could be
+accommodated. I might have taken this opportunity to view the remains
+of the antient Etruscan amphitheatre, and the temple of Hercules,
+described by the cavalier Lorenzo Guazzesi, as standing in the
+neighbourhood of this place: but the blacksmith assured me his work
+would be finished in a few minutes; and as I had nothing so much at
+heart as the speedy accomplishment of this disagreeable journey, I
+chose to suppress my curiosity, rather than be the occasion of a
+moment's delay. But all the nights we had hitherto passed were
+comfortable in comparison to this, which we suffered at a small
+village, the name of which I do not remember. The house was dismal and
+dirty beyond all description; the bed-cloaths filthy enough to turn the
+stomach of a muleteer; and the victuals cooked in such a manner, that
+even a Hottentot could not have beheld them without loathing. We had
+sheets of our own, which were spread upon a mattrass, and here I took
+my repose wrapped in a greatcoat, if that could be called repose which
+was interrupted by the innumerable stings of vermin. In the morning, I
+was seized with a dangerous fit of hooping-cough, which terrified my
+wife, alarmed my people, and brought the whole community into the
+house. I had undergone just such another at Paris, about a year before.
+This forenoon, one of our coach wheels flew off in the neighbourhood of
+Ancisa, a small town, where we were detained above two hours by this
+accident; a delay which was productive of much disappointment, danger,
+vexation, and fatigue. There being no horses at the last post, we were
+obliged to wait until those which brought us thither were sufficiently
+refreshed to proceed. Understanding that all the gates of Florence are
+shut at six, except two that are kept open for the accommodation of
+travellers; and that to reach the nearest of these gates, it was
+necessary to pass the river Arno in a ferry-boat, which could not
+transport the carriage; I determined to send my servant before with a
+light chaise to enter the nearest gate before it was shut, and provide
+a coach to come and take us up at the side of the river, where we
+should be obliged to pass in the boat: for I could not bear the
+thoughts of lying another night in a common cabaret. Here, however,
+another difficulty occurred. There was but one chaise, and a dragoon
+officer, in the imperial troops, insisted upon his having bespoke it
+for himself and his servant. A long dispute ensued, which had like to
+have produced a quarrel: but at length I accommodated matters, by
+telling the officer that he should have a place in it gratis, and his
+servant might ride a-horse-back. He accepted the offer without
+hesitation; but, in the mean time, we set out in the coach before them,
+and having proceeded about a couple of miles, the road was so deep from
+a heavy rain, and the beasts were so fatigued, that they could not
+proceed. The postilions scourging the poor animals with great
+barbarity, they made an effort, and pulled the coach to the brink of a
+precipice, or rather a kind of hollow-way, which might be about seven
+or eight feet lower than the road. Here my wife and I leaped out, and
+stood under the rain up to the ancles in mud; while the postilions
+still exercising their whips, one of the fore-horses fairly tumbled
+down the descent, arid hung by the neck, so that he was almost
+strangled before he could be disengaged from the traces, by the
+assistance of some foot travellers that happened to pass. While we
+remained in this dilemma, the chaise, with the officer and my servant,
+coming up, we exchanged places; my wife and I proceeded in the chaise,
+and left them with Miss C-- and Mr. R--, to follow in the coach. The
+road from hence to Florence is nothing but a succession of steep
+mountains, paved and conducted in such a manner, that one would imagine
+the design had been to render it impracticable by any sort of
+wheel-carriage. Notwithstanding all our endeavours, I found it would be
+impossible to enter Florence before the gates were shut. I flattered
+and threatened the driver by turns: but the fellow, who had been
+remarkably civil at first, grew sullen and impertinent. He told me I
+must not think of reaching Florence: that the boat would not take the
+carriage on board; and that from the other side, I must walk five miles
+before I should reach the gate that was open: but he would carry me to
+an excellent osteria, where I should be entertained and lodged like a
+prince. I was now convinced that he had lingered on purpose to serve
+this inn-keeper; and I took it for granted that what he told me of the
+distance between the ferry and the gate was a lie. It was eight o'clock
+when we arrived at his inn. I alighted with my wife to view the
+chambers, desiring he would not put up his horses. Finding it was a
+villainous house, we came forth, and, by this time, the horses were put
+up. I asked the fellow how he durst presume to contradict my orders,
+and commanded him to put them to the chaise. He asked in his turn if I
+was mad? If I thought I and the lady had strength and courage enough to
+walk five miles in the dark, through a road which we did not know, and
+which was broke up by a continued rain of two days? I told him he was
+an impertinent rascal, and as he still hesitated, I collared him with
+one hand, and shook my cane over his head with the other. It was the
+only weapon I had, either offensive or defensive; for I had left my
+sword, and musquetoon in the coach. At length the fellow obeyed, though
+with great reluctance, cracking many severe jokes upon us in the mean
+time, and being joined in his raillery by the inn-keeper, who had all
+the external marks of a ruffian. The house stood in a solitary
+situation, and not a soul appeared but these two miscreants, so that
+they might have murdered us without fear of detection. "You do not like
+the apartments? (said one) to be sure they were not fitted up for
+persons of your rank and quality!" "You will be glad of a worse
+chamber, (continued the other) before you get to bed." "If you walk to
+Florence tonight, you will sleep so sound, that the fleas will not
+disturb you." "Take care you do not take up your night's lodging in the
+middle of the road, or in the ditch of the city-wall." I fired inwardly
+at these sarcasms, to which, however, I made no reply; and my wife was
+almost dead with fear. In the road from hence to the boat, we met with
+an ill-looking fellow, who offered his service to conduct us into the
+city, and such was our situation, that I was fain to accept his
+proposal, especially as we had two small boxes in the chaise by
+accident, containing some caps and laces belonging to my wife, I still
+hoped the postilion had exaggerated in the distance between the boat
+and the city gate, and was confirmed in this opinion by the ferryman,
+who said we had not above half a league to walk. Behold us then in this
+expedition; myself wrapped up in a very heavy greatcoat, and my cane in
+my hand. I did not imagine I could have walked a couple of miles in
+this equipage, had my life been depending; my wife a delicate creature,
+who had scarce ever walked a mile in her life; and the ragamuffin
+before us with our boxes under his arm. The night was dark and wet; the
+road slippery and dirty; not a soul was seen, nor a sound was heard:
+all was silent, dreary, and horrible. I laid my account with a violent
+fit of illness from the cold I should infallibly catch, if I escaped
+assassination, the fears of which were the more troublesome as I had no
+weapon to defend our lives. While I laboured under the weight of my
+greatcoat which made the streams of sweat flow down my face and
+shoulders, I was plunging in the mud, up to the mid-leg at every step;
+and at the same time obliged to support my wife, who wept in silence,
+half dead with terror and fatigue. To crown our vexation, our conductor
+walked so fast, that he was often out of sight, and I imagined he had
+run away with the boxes. All I could do on these occasions, was to
+hollow as loud as I could, and swear horribly that I would blow his
+brains out. I did not know but these oaths and menaces might keep other
+rogues in awe. In this manner did we travel three long miles, making
+almost an intire circuit of the city-wall, without seeing the face of a
+human creature, and at length reached the gate, where we were examined
+by the guard, and allowed to pass, after they had told us it was a long
+mile from thence to the house of Vanini, where we proposed to lodge. No
+matter, being now fairly within the city, I plucked up my spirits, and
+performed the rest of the journey with such ease, that I am persuaded,
+I could have walked at the same pace all night long, without being very
+much fatigued. It was near ten at night, when we entered the auberge in
+such a draggled and miserable condition, that Mrs. Vanini almost
+fainted at sight of us, on the supposition that we had met with some
+terrible disaster, and that the rest of the company were killed. My
+wife and I were immediately accommodated with dry stockings and shoes,
+a warm apartment, and a good supper, which I ate with great
+satisfaction, arising not only from our having happily survived the
+adventure, but also from a conviction that my strength and constitution
+were wonderfully repaired: not but that I still expected a severe cold,
+attended with a terrible fit of the asthma: but in this I was luckily
+disappointed. I now for the first time drank to the health of my
+physician Barazzi, fully persuaded that the hardships and violent
+exercise I underwent by following his advice, had greatly contributed
+to the re-establishment of my health. In this particular, I imitate the
+gratitude of Tavernier, who was radically cured of the gout by a
+Turkish aga in Aegypt, who gave him the bastinado, because he would not
+look at the head of the bashaw of Cairo, which the aga had in a bag, to
+be presented to the grand signior at Constantinople.
+
+I did not expect to see the rest of our company that night, as I never
+doubted but they would stay with the coach at the inn on the other side
+of the Arno: but at mid-night we were joined by Miss C-- and Mr. R--,
+who had left the carriage at the inn, under the auspices of the captain
+and my servant, and followed our foot-steps by walking from the
+ferry-boat to Florence, conducted by one of the boatmen. Mr. R-- seemed
+to be much ruffled and chagrined; but, as he did not think proper to
+explain the cause, he had no right to expect that I should give him
+satisfaction for some insult he had received from my servant. They had
+been exposed to a variety of disagreeable adventures from the
+impracticability of the road. The coach had been several times in the
+most imminent hazard of being lost with all our baggage; and at one
+place, it was necessary to hire a dozen of oxen, and as many men, to
+disengage it from the holes into which it had run. It was in the
+confusion of these adventures, that the captain and his valet, Mr. R--
+and my servant, had like to have gone all by the ears together. The
+peace was with difficulty preserved by the interposition of Miss C--,
+who suffered incredibly from cold and wet, terror, vexation, and
+fatigue: yet happily no bad consequence ensued. The coach and baggage
+were brought safely into Florence next morning, when all of us found
+ourselves well refreshed, and in good spirits. I am afraid this is not
+the case with you, who must by this time be quite jaded with this long
+epistle, which shall therefore be closed without further ceremony
+by,--Yours always.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXV
+
+NICE, March 20, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--The season being far advanced, and the weather growing
+boisterous, I made but a short stay at Florence, and set out for Pisa,
+with full resolution to take the nearest road to Lerici, where we
+proposed to hire a felucca for Genoa. I had a great desire to see
+Leghorn and Lucca; but the dread of a winter's voyage by sea in an open
+boat effectually restrained my curiosity. To avoid the trouble of
+having our baggage shifted every post, I hired two chaises to Pisa for
+a couple of zequines, and there we arrived in safety about seven in the
+evening, though not without fear of the consequence, as the calesses
+were quite open, and it rained all the way. I must own I was so sick of
+the wretched accommodation one meets with in every part of Italy,
+except the great cities, so averse to the sea at this season, and so
+fond of the city of Pisa, that I should certainly have stayed here the
+winter, had not I been separated from my books and papers, as well as
+from other conveniencies and connexions which I had at Nice; and
+foreseen that the thoughts of performing the same disagreeable voyage
+in the spring would imbitter my whole winter's enjoyment. I again hired
+two calesses for Lerici, proposing to lie at Sarzana, three miles short
+of that place, where we were told we should find comfortable lodging,
+and to embark next day without halting. When we departed in the
+morning, it rained very hard, and the Cerchio, which the chaises had
+formerly passed, almost without wetting the wheels, was now swelled to
+a mighty river, broad and deep and rapid. It was with great difficulty
+I could persuade my wife to enter the boat; for it blew a storm, and
+she had seen it in coming over from the other side hurried down a
+considerable way by the rapidity of the current, notwithstanding all
+the efforts of the watermen. Near two hours were spent in transporting
+us with our chaises. The road between this and Pietra Santa was
+rendered almost impassable. When we arrived at Massa, it began to grow
+dark, and the post-master assured us that the road to Sarzana was
+overflowed in such a manner as not to be passed even in the day-time,
+without imminent danger. We therefore took up our lodging for the night
+at this house, which was in all respects one of the worst we had yet
+entered. Next day, we found the Magra as large and violent as the
+Cerchio: however, we passed it without any accident, and in the
+afternoon arrived at Lerici. There we were immediately besieged by a
+number of patrons of feluccas, from among whom I chose a Spaniard,
+partly because he looked like an honest man, and produced an ample
+certificate, signed by an English gentleman; and partly, because he was
+not an Italian; for, by this time, I had imbibed a strong prejudice
+against the common people of that country. We embarked in the morning
+before day, with a gale that made us run the lee-gunwale in the water;
+but, when we pretended to turn the point of Porto Venere, we found the
+wind full in our teeth, and were obliged to return to our quarters,
+where we had been shamefully fleeced by the landlord, who,
+nevertheless, was not such an exorbitant knave as the post-master,
+whose house I would advise all travellers to avoid. Here, indeed, I had
+occasion to see an instance of prudence and oeconomy, which I should
+certainly imitate, if ever I had occasion to travel this way by myself.
+An Englishman, who had hired a felucca from Antibes to Leghorn, was put
+in here by stress of weather; but being aware of the extortion of
+innkeepers, and the bad accommodation in their houses, he slept on
+board on his own mattrasses; and there likewise he had all his
+conveniencies for eating. He sent his servant on shore occasionally to
+buy provision, and see it cooked according to his direction in some
+public house; and had his meals regularly in the felucca. This evening
+he came ashore to stretch his legs, and took a solitary walk on the
+beach, avoiding us with great care, although he knew we were English;
+his valet who was abundantly communicative, told my servant, that in
+coming through France, his master had travelled three days in company
+with two other English gentlemen, whom he met upon the road, and in all
+that time he never spoke a word to either, yet in other respects, he
+was a good man, mild, charitable, and humane. This is a character truly
+British. At five o'clock in the morning we put to sea again, and though
+the wind was contrary, made shift to reach the town of Sestri di
+Levante, where we were most graciously received by the publican butcher
+and his family. The house was in much better order than before; the
+people were much more obliging; we passed a very tolerable night, and
+had a very reasonable bill to pay in the morning. I cannot account for
+this favourable change any other way, than by ascribing it to the
+effects of a terrible storm, which had two days before torn up a great
+number of their olive-trees by the roots, and done such damage as
+terrified them into humility and submission. Next day, the water being
+delightful, we arrived by one o'clock in the afternoon at Genoa. Here I
+made another bargain with our patron Antonio, to carry us to Nice. He
+had been hitherto remarkably obliging, and seemingly modest. He spoke
+Latin fluently, and was tinctured with the sciences. I began to imagine
+he was a person of a good family, who had met with misfortunes in life,
+and respected him accordingly: but I afterwards found him mercenary,
+mean, and rapacious. The wind being still contrary, when we departed
+from Genoa, we could get no further than Finale, where we lodged in a
+very dismal habitation, which was recommended to us as the best auberge
+in the place. What rendered it the more uncomfortable, the night was
+cold, and there was not a fire-place in the house, except in the
+kitchen. The beds (if they deserved that name) were so shockingly
+nasty, that we could not have used them, had not a friend of Mr. R--
+supplied us with mattrasses, sheets, and coverlets; for our own sheets
+were on board the felucca, which was anchored at a distance from the
+shore. Our fare was equally wretched: the master of the house was a
+surly assassin, and his cameriere or waiter, stark-staring mad. Our
+situation was at the same time shocking and ridiculous. Mr. R--
+quarrelled over night with the master, who swore in broken French to my
+man, that he had a good mind to poniard that impertinent Piedmontese.
+In the morning, before day, Mr. R--, coming into my chamber, gave me to
+understand that he had been insulted by the landlord, who demanded six
+and thirty livres for our supper and lodging. Incensed at the rascal's
+presumption, I assured him I would make him take half the money, and a
+good beating into the bargain. He replied, that he would have saved me
+the trouble of beating him, had not the cameriere, who was a very
+sensible fellow, assured him the padrone was out of his senses, and if
+roughly handled, might commit some extravagance. Though I was
+exceedingly ruffled, I could not help laughing at the mad cameriere's
+palming himself upon R--y, as a sensible fellow, and transferring the
+charge of madness upon his master, who seemed to be much more knave
+than fool. While Mr. R-- went to mass, I desired the cameriere to bid
+his master bring the bill, and to tell him that if it was not
+reasonable, I would carry him before the commandant. In the mean time I
+armed myself with my sword in one hand and my cane in the other. The
+inn-keeper immediately entered, pale and staring, and when I demanded
+his bill, he told me, with a profound reverence that he should be
+satisfied with whatever I myself thought proper to give. Surprised at
+this moderation, I asked if he should be content with twelve livres,
+and he answered, "Contentissimo," with another prostration. Then he
+made an apology for the bad accommodation of his house, and complained,
+that the reproaches of the other gentleman, whom he was pleased to call
+my majorduomo, had almost turned his brain. When he quitted the room,
+his cameriere, laying hold of his master's last words, pointed to his
+own forehead, and said, he had informed the gentleman over night that
+his patron was mad. This day we were by a high wind in the afternoon,
+driven for shelter into Porto Mauritio, where we found the post-house
+even worse than that of Finale; and what rendered it more shocking was
+a girl quite covered with the confluent smallpox, who lay in a room
+through which it was necessary to pass to the other chambers, and who
+smelled so strong as to perfume the whole house. We were but fifteen
+miles from St. Remo, where I knew the auberge was tolerable, and
+thither I resolved to travel by land. I accordingly ordered five mules
+to travel post, and a very ridiculous cavalcade we formed, the women
+being obliged to use common saddles; for in this country even the
+ladies sit astride. The road lay along one continued precipice, and was
+so difficult, that the beasts never could exceed a walking pace. In
+some places we were obliged to alight. Seven hours were spent in
+travelling fifteen short miles: at length we arrived at our old
+lodgings in St. Remo, which we found white-washed, and in great order.
+We supped pretty comfortably; slept well; and had no reason to complain
+of imposition in paying the bill. This was not the case in the article
+of the mules, for which I was obliged to pay fifty livres, according to
+the regulation of the posts. The postmaster, who came along with us,
+had the effrontery to tell me, that if I had hired the mules to carry
+me and my company to St. Remo, in the way of common travelling, they
+would have cost me but fifteen livres; but as I demanded post-horses, I
+must submit to the regulations. This is a distinction the more absurd,
+as the road is of such a nature as renders it impossible to travel
+faster in one way than in another; nor indeed is there the least
+difference either in the carriage or convenience, between travelling
+post and journey riding. A publican might with the same reason charge
+me three livres a pound for whiting, and if questioned about the
+imposition, reply, that if I had asked for fish I should have had the
+same whiting for the fifth part of the money: but that he made a wide
+difference between selling it as fish, and selling it as whiting. Our
+felucca came round from Porto Mauritio in the night, and embarking next
+morning, we arrived at Nice about four in the afternoon.
+
+Thus have I given you a circumstantial detail of my Italian expedition,
+during which I was exposed to a great number of hardships, which I
+thought my weakened constitution could not have bore; as well as to
+violent fits of passion, chequered, however, with transports of a more
+agreeable nature; insomuch that I may say I was for two months
+continually agitated either in mind or body, and very often in both at
+the same time. As my disorder at first arose from a sedentary life,
+producing a relaxation of the fibres, which naturally brought on a
+listlessness, indolence, and dejection of the spirits, I am convinced
+that this hard exercise of mind and body, co-operated with the change
+of air and objects, to brace up the relaxed constitution, and promote a
+more vigorous circulation of the juices, which had long languished even
+almost to stagnation. For some years, I had been as subject to colds as
+a delicate woman new delivered. If I ventured to go abroad when there
+was the least moisture either in the air, or upon the ground, I was
+sure to be laid up a fortnight with a cough and asthma. But, in this
+journey, I suffered cold and rain, and stood, and walked in the wet,
+heated myself with exercise, and sweated violently, without feeling the
+least disorder; but, on the contrary, felt myself growing stronger
+every day in the midst of these excesses. Since my return to Nice, it
+has rained the best part of two months, to the astonishment of all the
+people in the country; yet during all that time I have enjoyed good
+health and spirits. On Christmas-Eve, I went to the cathedral at
+midnight, to hear high mass celebrated by the new bishop of Nice, in
+pontificalibus, and stood near two hours uncovered in a cold gallery,
+without having any cause in the sequel to repent of my curiosity. In a
+word, I am now so well that I no longer despair of seeing you and the
+rest of my friends in England; a pleasure which is eagerly desired
+by,--Dear Sir, Your affectionate humble Servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXVI
+
+NICE, March 23, 1766.
+
+DEAR SIR,--You ask whether I think the French people are more taxed
+than the English; but I apprehend, the question would be more apropos
+if you asked whether the French taxes are more insupportable than the
+English; for, in comparing burthens, we ought always to consider the
+strength of the shoulders that bear them. I know no better way of
+estimating the strength, than by examining the face of the country, and
+observing the appearance of the common people, who constitute the bulk
+of every nation. When I, therefore, see the country of England smiling
+with cultivation; the grounds exhibiting all the perfection of
+agriculture, parcelled out into beautiful inclosures, cornfields, hay
+and pasture, woodland and common, when I see her meadows well stocked
+with black cattle, her downs covered with sheep; when I view her teams
+of horses and oxen, large and strong, fat and sleek; when I see her
+farm-houses the habitations of plenty, cleanliness, and convenience;
+and her peasants well fed, well lodged, well cloathed, tall and stout,
+and hale and jolly; I cannot help concluding that the people are well
+able to bear those impositions which the public necessities have
+rendered necessary. On the other hand, when I perceive such signs of
+poverty, misery and dirt, among the commonalty of France, their
+unfenced fields dug up in despair, without the intervention of meadow
+or fallow ground, without cattle to furnish manure, without horses to
+execute the plans of agriculture; their farm-houses mean, their
+furniture wretched, their apparel beggarly; themselves and their beasts
+the images of famine; I cannot help thinking they groan under
+oppression, either from their landlords, or their government; probably
+from both.
+
+The principal impositions of the French government are these: first,
+the taille, payed by all the commons, except those that are privileged:
+secondly, the capitation, from which no persons (not even the nobles)
+are excepted: thirdly, the tenths and twentieths, called Dixiemes and
+Vingtiemes, which every body pays. This tax was originally levied as an
+occasional aid in times of war, and other emergencies; but by degrees
+is become a standing revenue even in time of peace. All the money
+arising from these impositions goes directly to the king's treasury;
+and must undoubtedly amount to a very great sum. Besides these, he has
+the revenue of the farms, consisting of the droits d'aydes, or excise
+on wine, brandy, &c. of the custom-house duties; of the gabelle,
+comprehending that most oppressive obligation on individuals to take a
+certain quantity of salt at the price which the farmers shall please to
+fix; of the exclusive privilege to sell tobacco; of the droits de
+controlle, insinuation, centieme denier, franchiefs, aubeine, echange
+et contre-echange arising from the acts of voluntary jurisdiction, as
+well as certain law-suits. These farms are said to bring into the
+king's coffers above one hundred and twenty millions of livres yearly,
+amounting to near five millions sterling: but the poor people are said
+to pay about a third more than this sum, which the farmers retain to
+enrich themselves, and bribe the great for their protection; which
+protection of the great is the true reason why this most iniquitous,
+oppressive, and absurd method of levying money is not laid aside. Over
+and above those articles I have mentioned, the French king draws
+considerable sums from his clergy, under the denomination of dons
+gratuits, or free-gifts; as well as from the subsidies given by the
+pays d'etats such as Provence, Languedoc, and Bretagne, which are
+exempted from the taille. The whole revenue of the French king amounts
+to between twelve and thirteen millions sterling. These are great
+resources for the king: but they will always keep the people miserable,
+and effectually prevent them from making such improvements as might
+turn their lands to the best advantage. But besides being eased in the
+article of taxes, there is something else required to make them exert
+themselves for the benefit of their country. They must be free in their
+persons, secure in their property, indulged with reasonable leases, and
+effectually protected by law from the insolence and oppression of their
+superiors.
+
+Great as the French king's resources may appear, they are hardly
+sufficient to defray the enormous expence of his government. About two
+millions sterling per annum of his revenue are said to be anticipated
+for paying the interest of the public debts; and the rest is found
+inadequate to the charge of a prodigious standing army, a double
+frontier of fortified towns and the extravagant appointments of
+ambassadors, generals, governors, intendants, commandants, and other
+officers of the crown, all of whom affect a pomp, which is equally
+ridiculous and prodigal. A French general in the field is always
+attended by thirty or forty cooks; and thinks it is incumbent upon him,
+for the glory of France, to give a hundred dishes every day at his
+table. When don Philip, and the marechal duke de Belleisle, had their
+quarters at Nice, there were fifty scullions constantly employed in the
+great square in plucking poultry. This absurd luxury infects their
+whole army. Even the commissaries keep open table; and nothing is seen
+but prodigality and profusion. The king of Sardinia proceeds upon
+another plan. His troops are better cloathed, better payed, and better
+fed than those of France. The commandant of Nice has about four hundred
+a year of appointments, which enable him to live decently, and even to
+entertain strangers. On the other hand, the commandant of Antibes,
+which is in all respects more inconsiderable than Nice, has from the
+French king above five times the sum to support the glory of his
+monarch, which all the sensible part of mankind treat with ridicule and
+contempt. But the finances of France are so ill managed, that many of
+their commandants, and other officers, have not been able to draw their
+appointments these two years. In vain they complain and remonstrate.
+When they grow troublesome they are removed. How then must they support
+the glory of France? How, but by oppressing the poor people. The
+treasurer makes use of their money for his own benefit. The king knows
+it; he knows his officers, thus defrauded, fleece and oppress his
+people: but he thinks proper to wink at these abuses. That government
+may be said to be weak and tottering which finds itself obliged to
+connive at such proceedings. The king of France, in order to give
+strength and stability to his administration, ought to have sense to
+adopt a sage plan of oeconomy, and vigour of mind sufficient to execute
+it in all its parts, with the most rigorous exactness. He ought to have
+courage enough to find fault, and even to punish the delinquents, of
+what quality soever they may be: and the first act of reformation ought
+to be a total abolition of all the farms. There are, undoubtedly, many
+marks of relaxation in the reins of the French government, and, in all
+probability, the subjects of France will be the first to take advantage
+of it. There is at present a violent fermentation of different
+principles among them, which under the reign of a very weak prince, or
+during a long minority, may produce a great change in the constitution.
+In proportion to the progress of reason and philosophy, which have made
+great advances in this kingdom, superstition loses ground; antient
+prejudices give way; a spirit of freedom takes the ascendant. All the
+learned laity of France detest the hierarchy as a plan of despotism,
+founded on imposture and usurpation. The protestants, who are very
+numerous in southern parts, abhor it with all the rancour of religious
+fanaticism. Many of the commons, enriched by commerce and manufacture,
+grow impatient of those odious distinctions, which exclude them from
+the honours and privileges due to their importance in the commonwealth;
+and all the parliaments, or tribunals of justice in the kingdom, seem
+bent upon asserting their rights and independence in the face of the
+king's prerogative, and even at the expence of his power and authority.
+Should any prince therefore be seduced by evil counsellors, or misled
+by his own bigotry, to take some arbitrary step, that may be extremely
+disagreeable to all those communities, without having spirit to exert
+the violence of his power for the support of his measures, he will
+become equally detested and despised; and the influence of the commons
+will insensibly encroach upon the pretensions of the crown. But if in
+the time of a minority, the power of the government should be divided
+among different competitors for the regency, the parliaments and people
+will find it still more easy to acquire and ascertain the liberty at
+which they aspire, because they will have the balance of power in their
+hands, and be able to make either scale preponderate. I could say a
+great deal more upon this subject; and I have some remarks to make
+relating to the methods which might be taken in the case of a fresh
+rupture with France, for making a vigorous impression on that kingdom.
+But these I in list defer till another occasion, having neither room
+nor leisure at present to add any thing, but that I am, with great
+truth,--Dear Sir, Your very humble Servant.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXVII
+
+NICE, April 2, 1765.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,--As I have now passed a second winter at Nice I think
+myself qualified to make some further remarks on this climate. During
+the heats of last summer, I flattered myself with the prospect of the
+fine weather I should enjoy in the winter; but neither I, nor any
+person in this country, could foresee the rainy weather that prevailed
+from the middle of November, till the twentieth of March. In this short
+period of four months, we have had fifty-six days of rain, which I take
+to be a greater quantity than generally falls during the six worst
+months of the year in the county of Middlesex, especially as it was,
+for the most part, a heavy, continued rain. The south winds generally
+predominate in the wet season at Nice: but this winter the rain was
+accompanied with every wind that blows, except the south; though the
+most frequent were those that came from the east and north quarters.
+Notwithstanding these great rains, such as were never known before at
+Nice in the memory of man, the intermediate days of fair weather were
+delightful, and the ground seemed perfectly dry. The air itself was
+perfectly free from moisture. Though I live upon a ground floor,
+surrounded on three sides by a garden, I could not perceive the least
+damp, either on the floors, or the furniture; neither was I much
+incommoded by the asthma, which used always to harass me most in wet
+weather. In a word, I passed the winter here much more comfortably than
+I expected. About the vernal equinox, however, I caught a violent cold,
+which was attended with a difficulty of breathing, and as the sun
+advances towards the tropic, I find myself still more subject to
+rheums. As the heat increases, the humours of the body are rarefied,
+and, of consequence, the pores of the skin are opened; while the east
+wind sweeping over the Alps and Apennines, covered with snow, continues
+surprisingly sharp and penetrating. Even the people of the country, who
+enjoy good health, are afraid of exposing themselves to the air at this
+season, the intemperature of which may last till the middle of May,
+when all the snow on the mountains will probably be melted: then the
+air will become mild and balmy, till, in the progress of summer, it
+grows disagreeably hot, and the strong evaporation from the sea makes
+it so saline, as to be unhealthy for those who have a scorbutical
+habit. When the sea-breeze is high, this evaporation is so great as to
+cover the surface of the body with a kind of volatile brine, as I
+plainly perceived last summer. I am more and more convinced that this
+climate is unfavourable for the scurvy. Were I obliged to pass my life
+in it, I would endeavour to find a country retreat among the mountains,
+at some distance from the sea, where I might enjoy a cool air, free
+from this impregnation, unmolested by those flies, gnats, and other
+vermin which render the lower parts almost uninhabitable. To this place
+I would retire in the month of June, and there continue till the
+beginning of October, when I would return to my habitation in Nice,
+where the winter is remarkably mild and agreeable. In March and April
+however, I would not advise a valetudinarian to go forth, without
+taking precaution against the cold. An agreeable summer retreat may be
+found on the other side of the Var, at, or near the town of Grasse,
+which is pleasantly situated on the ascent of a hill in Provence, about
+seven English miles from Nice. This place is famous for its pomatum,
+gloves, wash-balls, perfumes, and toilette-boxes, lined with bergamot.
+I am told it affords good lodging, and is well supplied with provisions.
+
+We are now preparing for our journey to England, from the exercise of
+which I promise myself much benefit: a journey extremely agreeable, not
+only on that account, but also because it will restore me to the
+company of my friends, and remove me from a place where I leave nothing
+but the air which I can possibly regret.
+
+The only friendships I have contracted at Nice are with strangers, who,
+like myself, only sojourn here for a season. I now find by experience,
+it is great folly to buy furniture, unless one is resolved to settle
+here for some years. The Nissards assured me, with great confidence,
+that I should always be able to sell it for a very little loss; whereas
+I find myself obliged to part with it for about one-third of what it
+cost. I have sent for a coach to Aix, and as soon as it arrives, shall
+take my departure; so that the next letter you receive from me will be
+dated at some place on the road. I purpose to take Antibes, Toulon,
+Marseilles, Aix, Avignon, and Orange, in my way: places which I have
+not yet seen; and where, perhaps, I shall find something for your
+amusement, which will always be a consideration of some weight
+with,--Dear Sir, Yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXVIII
+
+To DR. S-- AT NICE
+
+TURIN, March 18, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--Turin is about thirty leagues from Nice, the greater part of
+the way lying over frightful mountains covered with snow. The
+difficulty of the road, however, reaches no farther than Coni, from
+whence there is an open highway through a fine plain country, as far as
+the capital of Piedmont, and the traveller is accommodated with chaise
+and horses to proceed either post, or by cambiatura, as in other parts
+of Italy. There are only two ways of performing the journey over the
+mountains from Nice; one is to ride a mule-back, and the other to be
+carried in a chair. The former I chose, and set out with my servant on
+the seventh day of February at two in the afternoon. I was hardly clear
+of Nice, when it began to rain so hard that in less than an hour the
+mud was half a foot deep in many parts of the road. This was the only
+inconvenience we suffered, the way being in other respects practicable
+enough; for there is but one small hill to cross on this side of the
+village of L'Escarene, where we arrived about six in the evening. The
+ground in this neighbourhood is tolerably cultivated, and the mountains
+are planted to the tops with olive trees. The accommodation here is so
+very bad, that I had no inclination to be a-bed longer than was
+absolutely necessary for refreshment; and therefore I proceeded on my
+journey at two in the morning, conducted by a guide, whom I hired for
+this purpose at the rate of three livres a day. Having ascended one
+side, and descended the other, of the mountain called Braus, which took
+up four hours, though the road is not bad, we at six reached the
+village of Sospello, which is agreeably situated in a small valley,
+surrounded by prodigious high and barren mountains. This little plain
+is pretty fertile, and being watered by a pleasant stream, forms a
+delightful contrast with the hideous rocks that surround it. Having
+reposed myself and my mules two hours at this place, we continued our
+journey over the second mountain, called Brovis, which is rather more
+considerable than the first, and in four hours arrived at La Giandola,
+a tolerable inn situated betwixt the high road and a small river, about
+a gunshot from the town of Brieglie, which we leave on the right. As we
+jogged along in the grey of the morning, I was a little startled at two
+figures which I saw before me, and began to put my pistols in order. It
+must be observed that these mountains are infested with contrabandiers,
+a set of smuggling peasants, very bold and desperate, who make a
+traffic of selling tobacco, salt, and other merchandize, which have not
+payed duty, and sometimes lay travellers under contribution. I did not
+doubt but there was a gang of these free-booters at hand; but as no
+more than two persons appeared, I resolved to let them know we were
+prepared for defence, and fired one of my pistols, in hope that the
+report of it, echoed from the surrounding rocks, would produce a proper
+effect: but, the mountains and roads being entirely covered with snow
+to a considerable depth, there was little or no reverberation, and the
+sound was not louder than that of a pop-gun, although the piece
+contained a good charge of powder. Nevertheless, it did not fail to
+engage the attention of the strangers, one of whom immediately wheeled
+to the left about, and being by this time very near me, gave me an
+opportunity of contemplating his whole person. He was very tall,
+meagre, and yellow, with a long hooked nose, and small twinkling eyes.
+His head was eased in a woollen night-cap, over which he wore a flapped
+hat; he had a silk handkerchief about his neck, and his mouth was
+furnished with a short wooden pipe, from which he discharged wreathing
+clouds of tobacco-smoke. He was wrapped in a kind of capot of green
+bays, lined with wolf-skin, had a pair of monstrous boots, quilted on
+the inside with cotton, was almost covered with dirt, and rode a mule
+so low that his long legs hung dangling within six inches of the
+ground. This grotesque figure was so much more ludicrous than terrible,
+that I could not help laughing; when, taking his pipe out of his mouth,
+he very politely accosted me by name. You may easily guess I was
+exceedingly surprised at such an address on the top of the mountain
+Brovis: but he forthwith put an end to it too, by discovering himself
+to be the marquis M--, whom I had the honour to be acquainted with at
+Nice. After having rallied him upon his equipage, he gave me to
+understand he had set out from Nice the morning of the same day that I
+departed; that he was going to Turin, and that he had sent one of his
+servants before him to Coni with his baggage. Knowing him to be an
+agreeable companion, I was glad of this encounter, and we resolved to
+travel the rest of the way together. We dined at La Giandola, and in
+the afternoon rode along the little river Roida, which runs in a bottom
+between frightful precipices, and in several places forms natural
+cascades, the noise of which had well-nigh deprived us of the sense of
+hearing; after a winding course among these mountains, it discharges
+itself into the Mediterranean at Vintimiglia, in the territory of
+Genoa. As the snow did not lie on these mountains, when we cracked our
+whips, there was such a repercussion of the sound as is altogether
+inconceivable. We passed by the village of Saorgio, situated on an
+eminence, where there is a small fortress which commands the whole
+pass, and in five hours arrived at our inn, on this side the Col de
+Tende, where we took up our quarters, but had very little reason to
+boast of our entertainment. Our greatest difficulty, however, consisted
+in pulling off the marquis's boots, which were of the kind called
+Seafarot, by this time so loaded with dirt on the outside, and so
+swelled with the rain within, that he could neither drag them after him
+as he walked, nor disencumber his legs of them, without such violence
+as seemed almost sufficient to tear him limb from limb. In a word, we
+were obliged to tie a rope about his heel, and all the people in the
+house assisting to pull, the poor marquis was drawn from one end of the
+apartment to the other before the boot would give way: at last his legs
+were happily disengaged, and the machines carefully dried and stuffed
+for next day's journey.
+
+We took our departure from hence at three in the morning, and at four,
+began to mount the Col de Tende, which is by far the highest mountain
+in the whole journey: it was now quite covered with snow, which at the
+top of it was near twenty feet thick. Half way up, there are quarters
+for a detachment of soldiers, posted here to prevent smuggling, and an
+inn called La Ca, which in the language of the country signifies the
+house. At this place, we hired six men to assist us in ascending the
+mountain, each of them provided with a kind of hough to break the ice,
+and make a sort of steps for the mules. When we were near the top,
+however, we were obliged to alight, and climb the mountain supported
+each by two of those men, called Coulants who walk upon the snow with
+great firmness and security. We were followed by the mules, and though
+they are very sure-footed animals, and were frost-shod for the
+occasion, they stumbled and fell very often; the ice being so hard that
+the sharp-headed nails in their shoes could not penetrate. Having
+reached the top of this mountain, from whence there is no prospect but
+of other rocks and mountains, we prepared for descending on the other
+side by the Leze, which is an occasional sledge made of two pieces of
+wood, carried up by the Coulants for this purpose. I did not much
+relish this kind of carriage, especially as the mountain was very
+steep, and covered with such a thick fog that we could hardly see two
+or three yards before us. Nevertheless, our guides were so confident,
+and my companion, who had passed the same way on other occasions, was
+so secure, that I ventured to place myself on this machine, one of the
+coulants standing behind me, and the other sitting before, as the
+conductor, with his feet paddling among the snow, in order to moderate
+the velocity of its descent. Thus accommodated, we descended the
+mountain with such rapidity, that in an hour we reached Limon, which is
+the native place of almost all the muleteers who transport merchandize
+from Nice to Coni and Turin. Here we waited full two hours for the
+mules, which travelled with the servants by the common road. To each of
+the coulants we paid forty sols, which are nearly equal to two
+shillings sterling. Leaving Limon, we were in two hours quite
+disengaged from the gorges of the mountains, which are partly covered
+with wood and pasturage, though altogether inaccessible, except in
+summer; but from the foot of the Col de Tende, the road lies through a
+plain all the way to Turin. We took six hours to travel from the inn
+where we had lodged over the mountain to Limon, and five hours from
+thence to Coni. Here we found our baggage, which we had sent off by the
+carriers one day before we departed from Nice; and here we dismissed
+our guides, together with the mules. In winter, you have a mule for
+this whole journey at the rate of twenty livres; and the guides are
+payed at the rate of two livres a day, reckoning six days, three for
+the journey to Coni, and three for their return to Nice. We set out so
+early in the morning in order to avoid the inconveniencies and dangers
+that attend the passage of this mountain. The first of these arises
+from your meeting with long strings of loaded mules in a slippery road,
+the breadth of which does not exceed a foot and an half. As it is
+altogether impossible for two mules to pass each other in such a narrow
+path, the muleteers have made doublings or elbows in different parts,
+and when the troops of mules meet, the least numerous is obliged to
+turn off into one of these doublings, and there halt until the others
+are past. Travellers, in order to avoid this disagreeable delay, which
+is the more vexatious, considering the excessive cold, begin the ascent
+of the mountain early in the morning before the mules quit their inns.
+But the great danger of travelling here when the sun is up, proceeds
+from what they call the Valanches. These are balls of snow detached
+from the mountains which over-top the road, either by the heat of the
+sun, or the humidity of the weather. A piece of snow thus loosened from
+the rock, though perhaps not above three or four feet in diameter,
+increases sometimes in its descent to such a degree, as to become two
+hundred paces in length, and rolls down with such rapidity, that the
+traveller is crushed to death before he can make three steps on the
+road. These dreadful heaps drag every thing along with them in their
+descent. They tear up huge trees by the roots, and if they chance to
+fall upon a house, demolish it to the foundation. Accidents of this
+nature seldom happen in the winter while the weather is dry; and yet
+scarce a year passes in which some mules and their drivers do not
+perish by the valanches. At Coni we found the countess C-- from Nice,
+who had made the same journey in a chair, carried by porters. This is
+no other than a common elbow-chair of wood, with a straw bottom,
+covered above with waxed cloth, to protect the traveller from the rain
+or snow, and provided with a foot-board upon which the feet rest.
+
+It is carried like a sedan-chair; and for this purpose six or eight
+porters are employed at the rate of three or four livres a head per
+day, according to the season, allowing three days for their return. Of
+these six men, two are between the poles carrying like common chairmen,
+and each of these is supported by the other two, one at each hand: but
+as those in the middle sustain the greatest burthen, they are relieved
+by the others in a regular rotation. In descending the mountain, they
+carry the poles on their shoulders, and in that case, four men are
+employed, one at each end.
+
+At Coni, you may have a chaise to go with the same horses to Turin, for
+which you pay fifteen livres, and are a day and a half on the way. You
+may post it, however, in one day, and then the price is seven livres
+ten sols per post, and ten sols to the postilion. The method we took
+was that of cambiatura. This is a chaise with horses shifted at the
+same stages that are used in posting: but as it is supposed to move
+slower, we pay but five livres per post, and ten sols to the postilion.
+In order to quicken its pace, we gave ten sols extraordinary to each
+postilion, and for this gratification, he drove us even faster than the
+post. The chaises are like those of Italy, and will take on near two
+hundred weight of baggage.
+
+Coni is situated between two small streams, and though neither very
+large nor populous, is considerable for the strength of its
+fortifications. It is honoured with the title of the Maiden-Fortress,
+because though several times besieged, it was never taken. The prince
+of Conti invested it in the war of 1744; but he was obliged to raise
+the siege, after having given battle to the king of Sardinia. The place
+was gallantly defended by the baron Leutrum, a German protestant, the
+best general in the Sardinian service: but what contributed most to the
+miscarriage of the enemy, was a long tract of heavy rains, which
+destroyed all their works, and rendered their advances impracticable.
+
+I need not tell you that Piedmont is one of the most fertile and
+agreeable countries in Europe, and this the most agreeable part of all
+Piedmont, though it now appeared to disadvantage from the rigorous
+season of the year: I shall only observe that we passed through
+Sabellian, which is a considerable town, and arrived in the evening at
+Turin. We entered this fine city by the gate of Nice, and passing
+through the elegant Piazza di San Carlo, took up our quarters at the
+Bona Fama, which stands at one corner of the great square, called La
+Piazza Castel.
+
+Were I even disposed to give a description of Turin, I should be
+obliged to postpone it till another opportunity, having no room at
+present to say any thing more, but that I am always--Yours.
+
+
+
+LETTER XXXIX
+
+AIX EN PROVENCE, May 10, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I am thus far on my way to England. I had resolved to leave
+Nice, without having the least dispute with any one native of the
+place; but I found it impossible to keep this resolution. My landlord,
+Mr. C--, a man of fashion, with whose family we had always lived in
+friendship, was so reasonable as to expect I should give him up the
+house and garden, though they were to be paid for till Michaelmas, and
+peremptorily declared I should not be permitted to sub-let them to any
+other person. He had of his own accord assured me more than once that
+he would take my furniture off my hands, and trusting to this
+assurance, I had lost the opportunity, of disposing it to advantage:
+but, when the time of my departure drew near, he refused to take it, at
+the same time insisting upon having the key of the house and garden, as
+well as on being paid the whole rent directly, though it would not be
+due till the middle of September. I was so exasperated at this
+treatment from a man whom I had cultivated with particular respect,
+that I determined to contest it at law: but the affair was accommodated
+by the mediation of a father of the Minims, a friend to both, and a
+merchant of Nice, who charged himself with the care of the house and
+furniture. A stranger must conduct himself with the utmost
+circumspection to be able to live among these people without being the
+dupe of imposition.
+
+I had sent to Aix for a coach and four horses, which I hired at the
+rate of eighteen French livres a day, being equal to fifteen shillings
+and nine-pence sterling. The river Var was so swelled by the melting of
+the snow on the mountains, as to be impassable by any wheel-carriage;
+and, therefore, the coach remained at Antibes, to which we went by
+water, the distance being about nine or ten miles. This is the
+Antipolis of the antients, said to have been built like Nice, by a
+colony from Marseilles. In all probability, however, it was later than
+the foundation of Nice, and took its name from its being situated
+directly opposite to that city. Pliny says it was famous for its
+tunny-fishery; and to this circumstance Martial alludes in the
+following lines
+
+ Antipolitani, fateor, sum filia thynni.
+ Essem si Scombri non tibi missa forem.
+
+ I'm spawned from Tunny of Antibes, 'tis true.
+ Right Scomber had I been, I ne'er had come to you.
+
+The famous pickle Garum was made from the Thynnus or Tunny as well as
+from the Scomber, but that from the Scomber was counted the most
+delicate. Commentators, however, are not agreed about the Scomber or
+Scombrus. Some suppose it was the Herring or Sprat; others believe it
+was the mackarel; after all, perhaps it was the Anchovy, which I do not
+find distinguished by any other Latin name: for the Encrasicolus is a
+Greek appellation altogether generical. Those who would be further
+informed about the Garum and the Scomber may consult Caelius Apicius de
+recogninaria, cum notis, variorum.
+
+At present, Antibes is the frontier of France towards Italy, pretty
+strongly fortified, and garrisoned by a battalion of soldiers. The town
+is small and inconsiderable: but the basin of the harbour is surrounded
+to seaward by a curious bulwark founded upon piles driven in the water,
+consisting of a wall, ramparts, casemates, and quay. Vessels lie very
+safe in this harbour; but there is not water at the entrance of it to
+admit of ships of any burthen. The shallows run so far off from the
+coast, that a ship of force cannot lie near enough to batter the town;
+but it was bombarded in the late war. Its chief strength by land
+consists in a small quadrangular fort detached from the body of the
+place, which, in a particular manner, commands the entrance of the
+harbour. The wall of the town built in the sea has embrasures and
+salient angles, on which a great number of cannon may be mounted.
+
+I think the adjacent country is much more pleasant than that on the
+side of Nice; and there is certainly no essential difference in the
+climate. The ground here is not so encumbered; it is laid out in
+agreeable inclosures, with intervals of open fields, and the mountains
+rise with an easy ascent at a much greater distance from the sea, than
+on the other side of the bay. Besides, here are charming rides along
+the beach, which is smooth and firm. When we passed in the last week of
+April, the corn was in the ear; the cherries were almost ripe; and the
+figs had begun to blacken. I had embarked my heavy baggage on board a
+London ship, which happened to be at Nice, ready to sail: as for our
+small trunks or portmanteaus, which we carried along with us, they were
+examined at Antibes; but the ceremony was performed very superficially,
+in consequence of tipping the searcher with half-a-crown, which is a
+wonderful conciliator at all the bureaus in this country.
+
+We lay at Cannes, a neat village, charmingly situated on the beach of
+the Mediterranean, exactly opposite to the isles Marguerites, where
+state-prisoners are confined. As there are some good houses in this
+place, I would rather live here for the sake of the mild climate, than
+either at Antibes or Nice. Here you are not cooped up within walls, nor
+crowded with soldiers and people: but are already in the country, enjoy
+a fine air, and are well supplied with all sorts of fish.
+
+The mountains of Esterelles, which in one of my former letters I
+described as a most romantic and noble plantation of ever-greens,
+trees, shrubs, and aromatic plants, is at present quite desolate. Last
+summer, some execrable villains set fire to the pines, when the wind
+was high. It continued burning for several months, and the
+conflagration extended above ten leagues, consuming an incredible
+quantity of timber. The ground is now naked on each side of the road,
+or occupied by the black trunks of the trees, which have been scorched
+without falling. They stand as so many monuments of the judgment of
+heaven, filling the mind with horror and compassion. I could hardly
+refrain from shedding tears at this dismal spectacle, when I recalled
+the idea of what it was about eighteen months ago.
+
+As we stayed all night at Frejus, I had an opportunity of viewing the
+amphitheatre at leisure. As near as I can judge by the eye, it is of
+the same dimensions with that of Nismes; but shockingly dilapidated.
+The stone seats rising from the arena are still extant, and the cells
+under them, where the wild beasts were kept. There are likewise the
+remains of two galleries one over another; and two vomitoria or great
+gateways at opposite sides of the arena, which is now a fine green,
+with a road through the middle of it: but all the external architecture
+and the ornaments are demolished. The most intire part of the wall now
+constitutes part of a monastery, the monks of which, I am told, have
+helped to destroy the amphitheatre, by removing the stones for their
+own purposes of building. In the neighbourhood of this amphitheatre,
+which stands without the walls, are the vestiges of an old edifice,
+said to have been the palace where the imperator or president resided:
+for it was a Roman colony, much favoured by Julius Caesar, who gave it
+the name of Forum Julii, and Civitas Forojuliensis. In all probability,
+it was he who built the amphitheatre, and brought hither the water ten
+leagues from the river of Ciagne, by means of an aqueduct, some arcades
+of which are still standing on the other side of the town. A great
+number of statues were found in this place, together with antient
+inscriptions, which have been published by different authors. I need
+not tell you that Julius Agricola, the father-in-law of Tacitus, the
+historian, was a native of Frejus, which is now a very poor
+inconsiderable place. From hence the country opens to the left, forming
+an extensive plain between the sea and the mountains, which are a
+continuation of the Alps, that stretches through Provence and Dauphine.
+This plain watered with pleasant streams, and varied with vineyards,
+corn-fields, and meadow-ground, afforded a most agreeable prospect to
+our eyes, which were accustomed to the sight of scorching sands, rugged
+rocks, and abrupt mountains in the neighbourhood of Nice. Although this
+has much the appearance of a corn-country, I am told it does not
+produce enough for the consumption of its inhabitants, who are obliged
+to have annual supplies from abroad, imported at Marseilles. A
+Frenchman, at an average, eats three times the quantity of bread that
+satisfies a native of England, and indeed it is undoubtedly the staff
+of his life. I am therefore surprised that the Provencaux do not
+convert part of their vineyards into corn-fields: for they may boast of
+their wine as they please; but that which is drank by the common
+people, not only here, but also in all the wine countries of France, is
+neither so strong, nourishing, nor (in my opinion) so pleasant to the
+taste as the small-beer of England. It must be owned that all the
+peasants who have wine for their ordinary drink are of a diminutive
+size, in comparison of those who use milk, beer, or even water; and it
+is a constant observation, that when there is a scarcity of wine, the
+common people are always more healthy, than in those seasons when it
+abounds. The longer I live, the more I am convinced that wine, and all
+fermented liquors, are pernicious to the human constitution; and that
+for the preservation of health, and exhilaration of the spirits, there
+is no beverage comparable to simple water. Between Luc and Toulon, the
+country is delightfully parcelled out into inclosures. Here is plenty
+of rich pasturage for black cattle, and a greater number of pure
+streams and rivulets than I have observed in any other parts of France.
+
+Toulon is a considerable place, even exclusive of the basin, docks, and
+arsenal, which indeed are such as justify the remark made by a stranger
+when he viewed them. "The king of France (said he) is greater at Toulon
+than at Versailles." The quay, the jetties, the docks, and magazines,
+are contrived and executed with precision, order, solidity, and
+magnificence. I counted fourteen ships of the line lying unrigged in
+the basin, besides the Tonant of eighty guns, which was in dock
+repairing, and a new frigate on the stocks. I was credibly informed
+that in the last war, the king of France was so ill-served with cannon
+for his navy, that in every action there was scarce a ship which had
+not several pieces burst. These accidents did great damage, and
+discouraged the French mariners to such a degree, that they became more
+afraid of their own guns than of those of the English. There are now at
+Toulon above two thousand pieces of iron cannon unfit for service. This
+is an undeniable proof of the weakness and neglect of the French
+administration: but a more suprizing proof of their imbecility, is the
+state of the fortifications that defend the entrance of this very
+harbour. I have some reason to think that they trusted for its security
+entirely to our opinion that it must be inaccessible. Capt. E--, of one
+of our frigates, lately entered the harbour with a contrary wind, which
+by obliging him to tack, afforded an opportunity of sounding the whole
+breadth and length of the passage. He came in without a pilot, and made
+a pretence of buying cordage, or some other stores; but the French
+officers were much chagrined at the boldness of his enterprize. They
+alleged that he came for no other reason but to sound the channel; and
+that he had an engineer aboard, who made drawings of the land and the
+forts, their bearings and distances. In all probability, these
+suspicions were communicated to the ministry; for an order immediately
+arrived, that no stranger should be admitted into the docks and arsenal.
+
+Part of the road from hence to Marseilles lies through a vast mountain,
+which resembles that of Estrelles; but is not so well covered with
+wood, though it has the advantage of an agreeable stream running
+through the bottom.
+
+I was much pleased with Marseilles, which is indeed a noble city,
+large, populous, and flourishing. The streets of what is called the new
+Town are open, airy and spacious; the houses well built, and even
+magnificent. The harbour is an oval basin, surrounded on every side
+either by the buildings or the land, so that the shipping lies
+perfectly secure; and here is generally an incredible number of
+vessels. On the city side, there is a semi-circular quay of free-stone,
+which extends thirteen hundred paces; and the space between this and
+the houses that front it, is continually filled with a surprising crowd
+of people. The gallies, to the number of eight or nine, are moored with
+their sterns to one part of the wharf, and the slaves are permitted to
+work for their own benefit at their respective occupations, in little
+shops or booths, which they rent for a trifle. There you see tradesmen
+of all kinds sitting at work, chained by one foot, shoe-makers,
+taylors, silversmiths, watch and clock-makers, barbers,
+stocking-weavers, jewellers, pattern-drawers, scriveners, booksellers,
+cutlers, and all manner of shop-keepers. They pay about two sols a day
+to the king for this indulgence; live well and look jolly; and can
+afford to sell their goods and labour much cheaper than other dealers
+and tradesmen. At night, however, they are obliged to lie aboard.
+Notwithstanding the great face of business at Marseilles, their trade
+is greatly on the decline; and their merchants are failing every day.
+This decay of commerce is in a great measure owing to the English, who,
+at the peace, poured in such a quantity of European merchandize into
+Martinique and Guadalupe, that when the merchants of Marseilles sent
+over their cargoes, they found the markets overstocked, and were
+obliged to sell for a considerable loss. Besides, the French colonists
+had such a stock of sugars, coffee, and other commodities lying by them
+during the war, that upon the first notice of peace, they shipped them
+off in great quantities for Marseilles. I am told that the produce of
+the islands is at present cheaper here than where it grows; and on the
+other hand the merchandize of this country sells for less money at
+Martinique than in Provence.
+
+A single person, who travels in this country, may live at a reasonable
+rate in these towns, by eating at the public ordinaries: but I would
+advise all families that come hither to make any stay, to take
+furnished lodgings as soon as they can: for the expence of living at an
+hotel is enormous. I was obliged to pay at Marseilles four livres a
+head for every meal, and half that price for my servant, and was
+charged six livres a day besides for the apartment, so that our daily
+expence, including breakfast and a valet de place, amounted to two
+loui'dores. The same imposition prevails all over the south of France,
+though it is generally supposed to be the cheapest and most plentiful
+part of the kingdom. Without all doubt, it must be owing to the folly
+and extravagance of English travellers, who have allowed themselves to
+be fleeced without wincing, until this extortion is become authorized
+by custom. It is very disagreeable riding in the avenues of Marseilles,
+because you are confined in a dusty high road, crouded with carriages
+and beasts of burden, between two white walls, the reflection from
+which, while the sun shines, is intolerable. But in this neighbourhood
+there is a vast number of pleasant country-houses, called Bastides,
+said to amount to twelve thousand, some of which may be rented ready
+furnished at a very reasonable price. Marseilles is a gay city, and the
+inhabitants indulge themselves in a variety of amusements. They have
+assemblies, a concert spirituel, and a comedy. Here is also a spacious
+cours, or walk shaded with trees, to which in the evening there is a
+great resort of well-dressed people.
+
+Marseilles being a free port, there is a bureau about half a league
+from the city on the road to Aix, where all carriages undergo
+examination; and if any thing contraband is found, the vehicle,
+baggage, and even the horses are confiscated. We escaped this
+disagreeable ceremony by the sagacity of our driver. Of his own accord,
+he declared at the bureau, that we had bought a pound of coffee and
+some sugar at Marseilles, and were ready to pay the duty, which
+amounted to about ten sols. They took the money, gave him a receipt,
+and let the carriage pass, without further question.
+
+I proposed to stay one night only at Aix: but Mr. A--r, who is here,
+had found such benefit from drinking the waters, that I was persuaded
+to make trial of them for eight or ten days. I have accordingly taken
+private lodgings, and drank them at the fountain-head, not without
+finding considerable benefit. In my next I shall say something further
+of these waters, though I am afraid they will not prove a source of
+much entertainment. It will be sufficient for me to find them
+contribute in any degree to the health of--Dear Sir, Yours assuredly.
+
+
+
+LETTER XL
+
+BOULOGNE, May 23, 1765.
+
+DEAR DOCTOR,--I found three English families at Aix, with whom I could
+have passed my time very agreeably but the society is now dissolved.
+Mr. S--re and his lady left the place in a few days after we arrived.
+Mr. A--r and lady Betty are gone to Geneva; and Mr. G--r with his
+family remains at Aix. This gentleman, who laboured under a most
+dreadful nervous asthma, has obtained such relief from this climate,
+that he intends to stay another year in the place: and Mr. A--r found
+surprizing benefit from drinking the waters, for a scorbutical
+complaint. As I was incommoded by both these disorders, I could not but
+in justice to myself, try the united efforts of the air and the waters;
+especially as this consideration was re-inforced by the kind and
+pressing exhortations of Mr. A--r and lady Betty, which I could not in
+gratitude resist.
+
+Aix, the capital of Provence, is a large city, watered by the small
+river Are. It was a Roman colony, said to be founded by Caius Sextus
+Calvinus, above a century before the birth of Christ. From the source
+of mineral water here found, added to the consul's name, it was called
+Aquae Sextiae. It was here that Marius, the conqueror of the Teutones,
+fixed his headquarters, and embellished the place with temples,
+aqueducts, and thermae, of which, however, nothing now remains. The
+city, as it now stands, is well built, though the streets in general
+are narrow, and kept in a very dirty condition. But it has a noble
+cours planted with double rows of tall trees, and adorned with three or
+four fine fountains, the middlemost of which discharges hot water
+supplied from the source of the baths. On each side there is a row of
+elegant houses, inhabited chiefly by the noblesse, of which there is
+here a considerable number. The parliament, which is held at Aix,
+brings hither a great resort of people; and as many of the inhabitants
+are persons of fashion, they are well bred, gay, and sociable. The duc
+de Villars, who is governor of the province, resides on the spot, and
+keeps an open assembly, where strangers are admitted without reserve,
+and made very welcome, if they will engage in play, which is the sole
+occupation of the whole company. Some of our English people complain,
+that when they were presented to him, they met with a very cold
+reception. The French, as well as other foreigners, have no idea of a
+man of family and fashion, without the title of duke, count, marquis,
+or lord, and where an English gentleman is introduced by the simple
+expression of monsieur tel, Mr. Suchathing, they think he is some
+plebeian, unworthy of any particular attention.
+
+Aix is situated in a bottom, almost surrounded by hills, which,
+however, do not screen it from the Bize, or north wind, that blows
+extremely sharp in the winter and spring, rendering the air almost
+insupportably cold, and very dangerous to those who have some kinds of
+pulmonary complaints, such as tubercules, abscesses, or spitting of
+blood. Lord H--, who passed part of last winter in this place,
+afflicted with some of these symptoms, grew worse every day while he
+continued at Aix: but, he no sooner removed to Marseilles, than all his
+complaints abated; such a difference there is in the air of these two
+places, though the distance between them does not exceed ten or twelve
+miles. But the air of Marseilles, though much more mild than that of
+Aix in the winter is not near so warm as the climate of Nice, where we
+find in plenty such flowers, fruit, and vegetables, even in the
+severest season, as will not grow and ripen, either at Marseilles or
+Toulon.
+
+If the air of Aix is disagreeably cold in the winter, it is rendered
+quite insufferable in the summer, from excessive heat, occasioned by
+the reflexion from the rocks and mountains, which at the same time
+obstruct the circulation of air: for it must be observed, that the same
+mountains which serve as funnels and canals, to collect and discharge
+the keen blasts of winter, will provide screens to intercept intirely
+the faint breezes of summer. Aix, though pretty well provided with
+butcher's meat, is very ill supplied with potherbs; and they have no
+poultry but what comes at a vast distance from the Lionnois. They say
+their want of roots, cabbage, cauliflower, etc. is owing to a scarcity
+of water: but the truth is, they are very bad gardeners. Their oil is
+good and cheap: their wine is indifferent: but their chief care seems
+employed on the culture of silk, the staple of Provence, which is every
+where shaded with plantations of mulberry trees, for the nourishment of
+the worms. Notwithstanding the boasted cheapness of every article of
+housekeeping, in the south of France, I am persuaded a family may live
+for less money at York, Durham, Hereford, and in many other cities of
+England than at Aix in Provence; keep a more plentiful table; and be
+much more comfortably situated in all respects. I found lodging and
+provision at Aix fifty per cent dearer than at Montpellier, which is
+counted the dearest place in Languedoc.
+
+The baths of Aix, so famous in antiquity, were quite demolished by the
+irruptions of the barbarians. The very source of the water was lost,
+till the beginning of the present century (I think the year 1704), when
+it was discovered by accident, in digging for the foundation of a
+house, at the foot of a hill, just without the city wall. Near the same
+place was found a small stone altar, with the figure of a Priapus, and
+some letters in capitals, which the antiquarians have differently
+interpreted. From this figure, it was supposed that the waters were
+efficacious in cases of barrenness. It was a long time, however, before
+any person would venture to use them internally, as it did not appear
+that they had ever been drank by the antients. On their re-appearance,
+they were chiefly used for baths to horses, and other beasts which had
+the mange, and other cutaneous eruptions. At length poor people began
+to bathe in them for the same disorders, and received such benefit from
+them, as attracted the attention of more curious inquirers. A very
+superficial and imperfect analysis was made and published, with a few
+remarkable histories of the cures they had performed, by three
+different physicians of those days; and those little treatises, I
+suppose, encouraged valetudinarians to drink them without ceremony.
+They were found serviceable in the gout, the gravel, scurvy, dropsy,
+palsy, indigestion, asthma, and consumption; and their fame soon
+extended itself all over Languedoc, Gascony, Dauphine, and Provence.
+The magistrates, with a view to render them more useful and commodious,
+have raised a plain building, in which there are a couple of private
+baths, with a bedchamber adjoining to each, where individuals may use
+them both internally and externally, for a moderate expence. These
+baths are paved with marble, and supplied with water each by a large
+brass cock, which you can turn at pleasure. At one end of this edifice,
+there is an octagon, open at top, having a bason, with a stone pillar
+in the middle, which discharges water from the same source, all round,
+by eight small brass cocks; and hither people of all ranks come of a
+morning, with their glasses, to drink the water, or wash their sores,
+or subject their contracted limbs to the stream. This last operation,
+called the douche, however, is more effectually undergone in the
+private bath, where the stream is much more powerful. The natural
+warmth of this water, as nearly as I can judge from recollection, is
+about the same degree of temperature with that in the Queen's Bath, at
+Bath in Somersetshire. It is perfectly transparent, sparkling in the
+glass, light and agreeable to the taste, and may be drank without any
+preparation, to the quantity of three or four pints at a time. There
+are many people at Aix who swallow fourteen half pint glasses every
+morning, during the season, which is in the month of May, though it may
+be taken with equal benefit all the year round. It has no sensible
+operation but by urine, an effect which pure water would produce, if
+drank in the same quantity.
+
+If we may believe those who have published their experiments, this
+water produces neither agitation, cloud, or change of colour, when
+mixed with acids, alkalies, tincture of galls, syrup of violets, or
+solution of silver. The residue, after boiling, evaporation, and
+filtration, affords a very small proportion of purging salt, and
+calcarious earth, which last ferments with strong acids. As I had
+neither hydrometer nor thermometer to ascertain the weight and warmth
+of this water; nor time to procure the proper utensils, to make the
+preparations, and repeat the experiments necessary to exhibit a
+complete analysis, I did not pretend to enter upon this process; but
+contented myself with drinking, bathing, and using the douche, which
+perfectly answered my expectation, having, in eight days, almost cured
+an ugly scorbutic tetter, which had for some time deprived me of the
+use of my right hand. I observed that the water, when used externally,
+left always a kind of oily appearance on the skin: that when, we boiled
+it at home, in an earthen pot, the steams smelled like those of
+sulphur, and even affected my lungs in the same manner: but the bath
+itself smelled strong of a lime-kiln. The water, after standing all
+night in a bottle, yielded a remarkably vinous taste and odour,
+something analogous to that of dulcified spirit of nitre. Whether the
+active particles consist of a volatile vitriol, or a very fine
+petroleum, or a mixture of both, I shall not pretend to determine: but
+the best way I know of discovering whether it is really impregnated
+with a vitriolic principle, too subtil and fugitive for the usual
+operations of chymistry, is to place bottles, filled with wine, in the
+bath, or adjacent room, which wine, if there is really a volatile acid,
+in any considerable quantity, will be pricked in eight and forty hours.
+
+Having ordered our coach to be refitted, and provided with fresh
+horses, as well as with another postilion, in consequence of which
+improvements, I payed at the rate of a loui'dore per diem to Lyons and
+back again, we departed from Aix, and the second day of our journey
+passing the Durance in a boat, lay at Avignon. This river, the Druentia
+of the antients, is a considerable stream, extremely rapid, which
+descends from the mountains, and discharges itself in the Rhone. After
+violent rains it extends its channel, so as to be impassable, and often
+overflows the country to a great extent. In the middle of a plain,
+betwixt Orgon and this river, we met the coach in which we had
+travelled eighteen months before, from Lyons to Montpellier, conducted
+by our old driver Joseph, who no sooner recognized my servant at a
+distance, by his musquetoon, than he came running towards our carriage,
+and seizing my hand, even shed tears of joy. Joseph had been travelling
+through Spain, and was so imbrowned by the sun, that he might have
+passed for an Iroquois. I was much pleased with the marks of gratitude
+which the poor fellow expressed towards his benefactors. He had some
+private conversation with our voiturier, whose name was Claude, to whom
+he gave such a favourable character of us, as in all probability
+induced him to be wonderfully obliging during the whole journey.
+
+You know Avignon is a large city belonging to the pope. It was the
+Avenio Cavarum of the antients, and changed masters several times,
+belonging successively to the Romans, Burgundians, Franks, the kingdom
+of Arles, the counts of Provence, and the sovereigns of Naples. It was
+sold in the fourteenth century, by queen Jane I. of Naples, to Pope
+Clement VI. for the sum of eighty thousand florins, and since that
+period has continued under the dominion of the see of Rome. Not but
+that when the duc de Crequi, the French ambassador, was insulted at
+Rome in the year 1662, the parliament of Provence passed an arret,
+declaring the city of Avignon, and the county Venaiss in part of the
+ancient domain of Provence; and therefore reunited it to the crown of
+France, which accordingly took possession; though it was afterwards
+restored to the Roman see at the peace of Pisa. The pope, however,
+holds it by a precarious title, at the mercy of the French king, who
+may one day be induced to resume it, upon payment of the original
+purchase-money. As a succession of popes resided here for the space of
+seventy years, the city could not fail to be adorned with a great
+number of magnificent churches and convents, which are richly
+embellished with painting, sculpture, shrines, reliques, and tombs.
+Among the last, is that of the celebrated Laura, whom Petrarch has
+immortalized by his poetry, and for whom Francis I. of France took the
+trouble to write an epitaph. Avignon is governed by a vice-legate from
+the pope, and the police of the city is regulated by the consuls.
+
+It is a large place, situated in a fruitful plain, surrounded by high
+walls built of hewn stone, which on the west side are washed by the
+Rhone. Here was a noble bridge over the river, but it is now in ruins.
+On the other side, a branch of the Sorgue runs through part of the
+city. This is the river anciently called Sulga, formed by the famous
+fountain of Vaucluse in this neighbourhood, where the poet Petrarch
+resided. It is a charming transparent stream, abounding with excellent
+trout and craw-fish. We passed over it on a stone bridge, in our way to
+Orange, the Arausio Cavarum of the Romans, still distinguished by some
+noble monuments of antiquity. These consist of a circus, an aqueduct, a
+temple, and a triumphal arch, which last was erected in honour of Caius
+Marius, and Luctatius Catulus, after the great victory they obtained in
+this country over the Cimbri and Teutones. It is a very magnificent
+edifice, adorned on all sides with trophies and battles in basso
+relievo. The ornaments of the architecture, and the sculpture, are
+wonderfully elegant for the time in which it was erected; and the whole
+is surprisingly well preserved, considering its great antiquity. It
+seems to me to be as entire and perfect as the arch of Septimius
+Severus at Rome. Next day we passed two very impetuous streams, the
+Drome and the Isere. The first, which very much resembles the Var, we
+forded: but the Isere we crossed in a boat, which as well as that upon
+the Durance, is managed by the traille, a moveable or running pulley,
+on a rope stretched between two wooden machines erected on the opposite
+sides of the river. The contrivance is simple and effectual, and the
+passage equally safe and expeditious. The boatman has nothing to do,
+but by means of a long massy rudder, to keep the head obliquely to the
+stream, the force of which pushes the boat along, the block to which it
+is fixed sliding upon the rope from one side to the other. All these
+rivers take their rise from the mountains, which are continued through
+Provence and Dauphine, and fall into the Rhone: and all of them, when
+swelled by sudden rains, overflow the flat country. Although Dauphine
+affords little or no oil, it produces excellent wines, particularly
+those of Hermitage and Cote-roti. The first of these is sold on the
+spot for three livres the bottle, and the other for two. The country
+likewise yields a considerable quantity of corn, and a good deal of
+grass. It is well watered with streams, and agreeably shaded with wood.
+The weather was pleasant, and we had a continued song of nightingales
+from Aix to Fontainebleau.
+
+I cannot pretend to specify the antiquities of Vienne, antiently called
+Vienna Allobrogum. It was a Roman colony, and a considerable city,
+which the antients spared no pains and expence to embellish. It is
+still a large town, standing among several hills on the banks of the
+Rhone, though all its former splendor is eclipsed, its commerce
+decayed, and most of its antiquities are buried in ruins. The church of
+Notre Dame de la Vie was undoubtedly a temple. On the left of the road,
+as you enter it, by the gate of Avignon, there is a handsome obelisk,
+or rather pyramid, about thirty feet high, raised upon a vault
+supported by four pillars of the Tuscan order. It is certainly a Roman
+work, and Montfaucon supposes it to be a tomb, as he perceived an
+oblong stone jetting out from the middle of the vault, in which the
+ashes of the defunct were probably contained. The story of Pontius
+Pilate, who is said to have ended his days in this place, is a fable.
+On the seventh day of our journey from Aix, we arrived at Lyons, where
+I shall take my leave of you for the present, being with great
+truth--Yours, etc.
+
+
+
+LETTER XLI
+
+BOULOGNE, June 13, 1765.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I am at last in a situation to indulge my view with a sight
+of Britain, after an absence of two years; and indeed you cannot
+imagine what pleasure I feel while I survey the white cliffs of Dover,
+at this distance. Not that I am at all affected by the nescia qua
+dulcedine natalis soli, of Horace. That seems to be a kind of
+fanaticism founded on the prejudices of education, which induces a
+Laplander to place the terrestrial paradise among the snows of Norway,
+and a Swiss to prefer the barren mountains of Solleure to the fruitful
+plains of Lombardy. I am attached to my country, because it is the land
+of liberty, cleanliness, and convenience: but I love it still more
+tenderly, as the scene of all my interesting connexions; as the
+habitation of my friends, for whose conversation, correspondence, and
+esteem, I wish alone to live.
+
+Our journey hither from Lyons produced neither accident nor adventure
+worth notice; but abundance of little vexations, which may be termed
+the Plagues of Posting. At Lyons, where we stayed only a few days, I
+found a return-coach, which I hired to Paris for six loui'dores. It was
+a fine roomy carriage, elegantly furnished, and made for travelling; so
+strong and solid in all its parts, that there was no danger of its
+being shaken to pieces by the roughness of the road: but its weight and
+solidity occasioned so much friction between the wheels and the
+axle-tree, that we ran the risque of being set on fire three or four
+times a day. Upon a just comparison of all circumstances posting is
+much more easy, convenient, and reasonable in England than in France.
+The English carriages, horses, harness, and roads are much better; and
+the postilions more obliging and alert. The reason is plain and
+obvious. If I am ill-used at the post-house in England, I can be
+accommodated elsewhere. The publicans on the road are sensible of this,
+and therefore they vie with each other in giving satisfaction to
+travellers. But in France, where the post is monopolized, the
+post-masters and postilions, knowing that the traveller depends
+intirely upon them, are the more negligent and remiss in their duty, as
+well as the more encouraged to insolence and imposition. Indeed the
+stranger seems to be left intirely at the mercy of those fellows,
+except in large towns, where he may have recourse to the magistrate or
+commanding officer. The post stands very often by itself in a lone
+country situation, or in a paultry village, where the post-master is
+the principal inhabitant; and in such a case, if you should be
+ill-treated, by being supplied with bad horses; if you should be
+delayed on frivolous pretences, in order to extort money; if the
+postilions should drive at a waggon pace, with a view to provoke your
+impatience; or should you in any shape be insulted by them or their
+masters; and I know not any redress you can have, except by a formal
+complaint to the comptroller of the posts, who is generally one of the
+ministers of state, and pays little or no regard to any such
+representations. I know an English gentleman, the brother of an earl,
+who wrote a letter of complaint to the Duc de Villars, governor of
+Provence, against the post-master of Antibes, who had insulted and
+imposed upon him. The duke answered his letter, promising to take order
+that the grievance should be redressed; and never thought of it after.
+Another great inconvenience which attends posting in France, is that if
+you are retarded by any accident, you cannot in many parts of the
+kingdom find a lodging, without perhaps travelling two or three posts
+farther than you would choose to go, to the prejudice of your health,
+and even the hazard of your life; whereas on any part of the post-road
+in England, you will meet with tolerable accommodation at every stage.
+Through the whole south of France, except in large cities, the inns are
+cold, damp, dark, dismal, and dirty; the landlords equally disobliging
+and rapacious; the servants aukward, sluttish, and slothful; and the
+postilions lazy, lounging, greedy, and impertinent. If you chide them
+for lingering, they will continue to delay you the longer: if you
+chastise them with sword, cane, cudgel, or horse-whip, they will either
+disappear entirely, and leave you without resource; or they will find
+means to take vengeance by overturning your carriage. The best method I
+know of travelling with any degree of comfort, is to allow yourself to
+become the dupe of imposition, and stimulate their endeavours by
+extraordinary gratifications. I laid down a resolution (and kept it) to
+give no more than four and twenty sols per post between the two
+postilions; but I am now persuaded that for three-pence a post more, I
+should have been much better served, and should have performed the
+journey with much greater pleasure. We met with no adventures upon the
+road worth reciting. The first day we were retarded about two hours by
+the dutchess D--lle, and her son the duc de R--f--t, who by virtue of
+an order from the minister, had anticipated all the horses at the post.
+They accosted my servant, and asked if his master was a lord? He
+thought proper to answer in the affirmative, upon which the duke
+declared that he must certainly be of French extraction, inasmuch as he
+observed the lilies of France in his arms on the coach. This young
+nobleman spoke a little English. He asked whence we had come; and
+understanding we had been in Italy, desired to know whether the man
+liked France or Italy best? Upon his giving France the preference, he
+clapped him on the shoulder, and said he was a lad of good taste. The
+dutchess asked if her son spoke English well, and seemed mightily
+pleased when my man assured her he did. They were much more free and
+condescending with my servant than with myself; for, though we saluted
+them in passing, and were even supposed to be persons of quality, they
+did not open their lips, while we stood close by them at the inn-door,
+till their horses were changed. They were going to Geneva; and their
+equipage consisted of three coaches and six, with five domestics
+a-horseback. The dutchess was a tall, thin, raw-boned woman, with her
+head close shaved. This delay obliged us to lie two posts short of
+Macon, at a solitary auberge called Maison Blanche, which had nothing
+white about it, but the name. The Lionnois is one of the most agreeable
+and best-cultivated countries I ever beheld, diversified with hill,
+dale, wood, and water, laid out in extensive corn-fields and rich
+meadows, well stocked with black cattle, and adorned with a surprising
+number of towns, villages, villas, and convents, generally situated on
+the brows of gently swelling hills, so that they appear to the greatest
+advantage. What contributes in a great measure to the beauty of this,
+and the Maconnois, is the charming pastoral Soame, which from the city
+of Chalons winds its silent course so smooth and gentle, that one can
+scarce discern which way its current flows. It is this placid
+appearance that tempts so many people to bathe in it at Lions, where a
+good number of individuals are drowned every summer: whereas there is
+no instance of any persons thus perishing in the Rhone, the rapidity of
+it deterring every body from bathing in its stream. Next night we
+passed at Beaune where we found nothing good but the wine, for which we
+paid forty sols the bottle. At Chalons our axle-tree took fire; an
+accident which detained us so long, that it was ten before we arrived
+at Auxerre, where we lay. In all probability we must have lodged in the
+coach, had not we been content to take four horses, and pay for six,
+two posts successively. The alternative was, either to proceed with
+four on those terms, or stay till the other horses should come in and
+be refreshed. In such an emergency, I would advise the traveller to put
+up with the four, and he will find the postilions so much upon their
+mettle, that those stages will be performed sooner than the others in
+which you have the full complement.
+
+There was an English gentleman laid up at Auxerre with a broken arm, to
+whom I sent my compliments, with offers of service; but his servant
+told my man that he did not choose to see any company, and had no
+occasion for my service. This sort of reserve seems peculiar to the
+English disposition. When two natives of any other country chance to
+meet abroad, they run into each other's embrace like old friends, even
+though they have never heard of one another till that moment; whereas
+two Englishmen in the same situation maintain a mutual reserve and
+diffidence, and keep without the sphere of each other's attraction,
+like two bodies endowed with a repulsive power. We only stopped to
+change horses at Dijon, the capital of Burgundy, which is a venerable
+old city; but we passed part of a day at Sens, and visited a
+manufacture of that stuff we call Manchester velvet, which is here made
+and dyed to great perfection, under the direction of English workmen,
+who have been seduced from their own country. At Fontainebleau, we went
+to see the palace, or as it is called, the castle, which though an
+irregular pile of building, affords a great deal of lodging, and
+contains some very noble apartments, particularly the hall of audience,
+with the king's and queen's chambers, upon which the ornaments of
+carving and gilding are lavished with profusion rather than propriety.
+Here are some rich parterres of flower-garden, and a noble orangerie,
+which, however, we did not greatly admire, after having lived among the
+natural orange groves of Italy. Hitherto we had enjoyed fine summer
+weather, and I found myself so well, that I imagined my health was
+intirely restored: but betwixt Fontainebleau and Paris, we were
+overtaken by a black storm of rain, sleet, and hail, which seemed to
+reinstate winter in all its rigour; for the cold weather continues to
+this day. There was no resisting this attack. I caught cold
+immediately; and this was reinforced at Paris, where I stayed but three
+days. The same man, (Pascal Sellier, rue Guenegaud, fauxbourg St.
+Germain) who owned the coach that brought us from Lyons, supplied me
+with a returned berline to Boulogne, for six loui'dores, and we came
+hither by easy journeys. The first night we lodged at Breteuil, where
+we found an elegant inn, and very good accommodation. But the next we
+were forced to take up our quarters, at the house where we had formerly
+passed a very disagreeable night at Abbeville. I am now in tolerable
+lodging, where I shall remain a few weeks, merely for the sake of a
+little repose; then I shall gladly tempt that invidious straight which
+still divides you from--Yours, &c.
+
+
+
+APPENDIX A
+
+A Short List of Works, mainly on Travel in France and Italy during the
+Eighteenth Century, referred to in connection with the Introduction.
+
+ADDISON, JOSEPH. Remarks on Several Parts of Italy. London, 1705.
+
+ANCONE, ALESSANDRO D'. Saggio di una bibliografia ragionata dei Viaggi
+in Italia. 1895.
+
+ANDREWS, Dr. JOHN. Letters to a Young Gentleman in setting out for
+France. London, 1784.
+
+ARCHENHOLTZ, J. W. VON. Tableau de l'Angleterre et de l'Italie. 3 vols.
+Gotha, 1788.
+
+ARDOUIN-DUMAZET Voyage en France. Treizieme serie. La Provence
+Maritime. Paris, 1898.
+
+ASTRUC, JEAN. Memoires pour servir a l'histoire de la Faculte de
+Medicine de Montpellier, 1767.
+
+BABEAU, ANTOINE. Voyageurs en France. Paris, 1885.
+
+BALLY, L. E. Souvenirs de Nice. 1860.
+
+BARETTI, G. M. Account of the Manners and Customs of Italy. 2 vols.
+London, 1770.
+
+BASTIDE, CHARLES. John Locke. Ses theories politiques en Angleterre.
+Paris, 1907.
+
+BECKFORD, WILLIAM. Italy, Spain, and Portugal. By the author of
+"Vathek." London, 1834; new ed. 1840.
+
+BERCHTOLD, LEOPOLD. An Essay to direct the Inquiries of Patriotic
+Travellers. 2 vols. London, 1789.
+
+BOULOGNE-SUR-MER et la region Boulonnaise. Ouvrage offert par la ville
+aux membres de l'Association Francaise. 2 vols. 1899.
+
+BRETON DE LA MARTINIERE, J. Voyage en Piemont. Paris, 1803.
+
+BROSSES, CHARLES DE. Lettres familieres ecrites d'Italie. 1740.
+
+BURTON, JOHN HILL. The Scot Abroad. 2 vols. Edinburgh. 1864.
+
+CASANOVA DE SEINGALT, JACQUES. Memoires ecrits par lui-meme. 6 vols.
+Bruxelles, 1879.
+
+CLEMENT, PIERRE. L'Italie en 1671. Paris, 1867. 12mo.
+
+COOTE'S NEW GEOGRAPHICAL DICTIONARY. 2 vols., folio, 1739.
+
+CRAIG, G. DUNCAN. Mie jour; or Provencal Legend, Life, Language, and
+Literature. London, 1877.
+
+DAVIS, Dr. I. B. Ancient and Modern History of Nice. London, 1807.
+
+DEJOB, C. Madame de Stael et l'Italie. Paris, 1890.
+
+DEMPSTER, C. L. H. The Maritime Alps and their Sea-Board. London, 1885.
+
+DORAN, DR. JOHN. Mann and Manners at the Court of Florence. London,
+1876.
+
+DRAMARD, E. Bibliographie du Boulonnais, Calaisis, etc. Paris, 1869.
+
+DUTENS, L. Itineraire des Routes. First edition, 1775.
+
+EVELYN, JOHN. Diary, edited by H. B. Wheatley. 4 vols. London, 1879.
+
+FERBER, G. G. Travels through Italy, translated by R. E. Raspe. London,
+1776.
+
+FODERE, FRANCOIS EMILE. Voyage aux Alpes Maritimes. 2 vols. Paris, 1821.
+
+FORSYTH, JOSEPH. Remarks on Antiquities, Arts, and Letters, during an
+Excursion in Italy in the year 1802 and 1803. London, 1812; 4th
+Edition, 1835.
+
+GARDNER, EDMUND G. The Story of Florence. London, 1900.
+
+GERMAIN, M. A. Histoire de la Commune de Montpellier. 3 vols.
+Montpellier, 1853.
+
+GIOFFREDO, PIETRO. Storia delle Alpi Marittime . . . libri xxvi. Ed.
+Gazzera. 1836.
+
+GOETHE. Autobiography, Tour in Italy, Miscellaneous Travels, and
+Wilhelm Meister's Travels (Bohn).
+
+GROSLEY, PIERRE JEAN. Nouveaux Memoires sur l'Italie. London, 1764. New
+Observations on Italy. Translated by Thomas Nugent. 1769.
+
+HARE, AUGUSTUS J. C. The Rivieras. 1897.
+
+HILLARD, G. S. Six Months in Italy. Boston, 1853; 7th edition, 1863.
+
+JEFFERYS, THOMAS. Description of the Maritime Parts of France. With
+Maps. 1761.
+
+JOANNE, ADOLPHE. Provence, Alpes Maritimes. Paris, 1881 (Bibliog., p.
+xxvii).
+
+JONES (of Nayland), WILLIAM. Observations in a Journey to Paris.
+London, 1777.
+
+KOTZEBUE, A. F. F. VON. Travels through Italy in 1804 and 1805. 4 vols.
+London, 1807.
+
+LALANDE, J. J. DE. Voyage en Italie. 6 vols. 12mo. 1768.
+
+LEE, EDWIN. Nice et son climat. Paris, 1863.
+
+LENOTRE, G. Paris revolutionnaire. Paris, 1895.
+
+LENTHERIC, CHARLES. La Provence Maritime, ancienne et moderne. Paris,
+1880. Les voies antiques de la Region du Rhone. Avignon, 1882.
+
+LUCHAIRE, A. Hist. des Instit. Monarchiques de la France. 2 vols. 1891.
+
+MAUGHAM, H. N. The Book of Italian Travel. London, 1903.
+
+MERCIER, M. New Pictures of Paris. London, 1800.
+
+METRIVIER, H. Monaco et ses Princes. 2 vols. 1862.
+
+MILLINGEN, J. G. Sketches of Ancient and Modern Boulogne. London, 1826.
+
+MONTAIGNE, MICHEL DE. Journal du Voyage en Italie (Querlon). Rome, 1774.
+
+MONTESQUIEU, CHARLES DE SECONDAT, BARON DE. Voyages. Bordeaux, 1894.
+
+MONTFAUCON. Travels of the Learned Dr. Montfaucon from Paris through
+Italy. London, 1712.
+
+MOORE, DR. JOHN. A View of Society and Manners in France (2 vols.,
+1779), and in Italy (2 vols., 1781)
+
+NASH, JAMES. Guide to Nice, 1884.
+
+NORTHALL, JOHN. Travels through Italy. London, 1766.
+
+NUGENT, THOMAS. The Grand Tour. 3rd edition. 4 vols. 1778.
+
+PALLIARI, LEA. Notices historiques sur le comte et la ville de Nice.
+Nice, 1875.
+
+PETHERICK, E, A. Catalogue of the York Gate Library. An Index to the
+Literature of Geography. London, 1881.
+
+PIOZZI, HESTER LYNCH. Observations and Reflections made in the course
+of a Journey through France, Italy, and Germany. In 2 vols. London,
+1789.
+
+RAE, JOHN. Life of Adam Smith. London, 1885.
+
+RICHARD, L'ABBE. Description historique et critique de l'Italie. 6
+vols. Paris, 1768.
+
+RICHARDERIE, BOUCHER DE LA. Bibliotheque des voyages. Paris, 1808.
+
+RIGBY, DR. Letters from France in 1789, edited by Lady Eastlake.
+London, 1880.
+
+ROSE, WILLIAM STEWART. Letters from the North of Italy to Henry Hallam.
+2 vols. 1819.
+
+ROUX, JOSEPH. Statistique des Alpes Maritimes. 2 vols. 1863.
+
+RUFFINI, GIOVANNI, D. Doctor Antonio; a Tale. Paris, 1855.
+
+SAYOUS, A. Le Dix-huitieme siecle a l'etranger. 2 vols. Paris, 1861.
+
+SECCOMBE, THOMAS. Smollett's Travels, edited with bibliographical note,
+etc. By Thomas Seccombe (Works, Constable's Edition, vol. xi.). 1900.
+
+SHARP, SAMUEL. Letters from Italy. London, 1769.
+
+SHERLOCK, MARTIN. Letters from an English Traveller. (New English
+version.) 2 vols. 1802.
+
+SMOLLETT, T. Travels through France and Italy. 2 vols. London, 1766.
+
+SPALDING, WILLIAM. Italy and the Italian Islands. 3 vols. London, 1841.
+
+STAEL, MME. DE. Corinne, ou l'Italie. 1807.
+
+STARKE, MARIANA. Letters from Italy, 1792-1798. 9 vols. 1800. Travels
+on the Continent for the use of Travellers. 1800, 1820, 1824, etc.
+
+STENDHAL. Rome, Naples, and Florence, in 1817. London, 1818.
+
+STERNE, LAURENCE. A Sentimental Journey through France and Italy. By
+Mr. Yorick. 2 vols. London, 1768.
+
+STOLBERZ, COUNT F. L. ZU. Travels through Germany, Switzerland, Italy,
+etc. Translated by Thomas Holcroft. 1796.
+
+TAINE, HENRI. Voyage en Italie. 1866.
+
+TALBOT, SIR R. Letters on the French Nation. London, 2 vols.1771, 12mo.
+
+TEYSSEIRE, T. Monographie sur le climat de Nice. 1881.
+
+THICKNESSE, PHILIP. Useful Hints to those who make the Tour of France
+in a Series of Letters. London, 1768. A year's Journey through France,
+etc. 2, vols. 1777.
+
+TISSERAND, E. Chronique de Provence . . . de la cite de Nice, etc. 2
+vols. Nice, 1862.
+
+TWINING FAMILY PAPERS. London, 1887.
+
+VIOLLET, PAUL. Hist. des Instit. polit. et administratifs de la France.
+2 vols. Paris, 1890-98.
+
+WHATLEY, STEPHEN. The Travels and Adventures of J. Massey. Translated
+from the French. 1743.
+
+WILLIAMS, C. THEODORE. The Climate of the South of France. 1869.
+
+WINCKELMANN, J. J. Lettres familieres. Amsterdam, 1781. Reflections on
+the Painting and Sculpture of the Greeks. Translated by H. Fuseli.
+London, 1765. Voyage en Italie de J. J. Barthelemy . . . avec des
+morceaux inedits de Winckelmann. 1801.
+
+YOUNG, ARTHUR. Travels in France during 1787, 1788, 1789, edited by M.
+Betham-Edwards. 1889.
+
+YOUNG, EDWARD. Sa vie et ses oeuvres, par W. Thomas. Paris, 1901.
+
+APPENDIX B
+
+Short Notes on one or two unfamiliar Words which Smollett helped to
+domesticate in England.
+
+Berline. Swift and Chesterfield both use this for a heavy coach. The
+most famous berline was that used in the flight to Varennes. The name
+came from Brandenburg in the time of Frederick William.
+
+Bize. Smollett's spelling of bise--the cutting N.N.E. wind which makes
+Geneva so beautiful, but intolerable in the winter.
+
+Brasiere=brasero. A tray for hot charcoal used for warming rooms at
+Nice. Smollett practically introduced this word. Dried olives were
+often used as fuel.
+
+Calesse, calash, caleche. A low two-wheeled carriage of light
+construction, with a movable folding hood; hence applied to a hood
+bonnet as in Mrs. Gaskell's Cranford.
+
+Cassine. Latin casa, cassa, cassina; the Italian cassina, A small
+detached house in the fields, often whitewashed and of mean appearance.
+Smollett uses the word as an equivalent for summer cottage. Cf. bastide
+as used by Dumas. Cabane has practically replaced cassine in modern
+French. See Letter XXIV.
+
+Cambiatura. The system of changing chaises every post, common in
+England, but unusual abroad except in Tuscany.
+
+Cicisbeo. The word is used by Lady Mary Montagu in her Letters (1718)
+as cecisbeo. Smollett's best account is in Letter XVII. See
+Introduction, p. xliii.
+
+Conversazione. Gray uses the word for assembly in 1710, but Smollett, I
+believe, is about the first Englishman to define it properly.
+
+Corinth. This was still used as a variant of currant, though adherence
+to it was probably rather pedantic on Smollett's part (cf. his use of
+"hough" for hoe). Boswell uses the modern form.
+
+Corridore. This word was used by Evelyn, and the correct modern
+spelling given by Johnson in 1753; but Smollett as often adheres to the
+old form.
+
+Douche. Italian doccia. Smollett is perhaps the first writer to explain
+the word and assign to it the now familiar French form (Letter XL).
+
+Feluca. An Arab word to denote a coasting boat, oar or sail propelled.
+Nelson and Marryat write felucca. It was large enough to accommodate a
+post-chaise (Letter XXV).
+
+Gabelle. Supposed to be derived from the Arabic kabala, the irksome tax
+on salt, from which few provinces in France were altogether free, swept
+away in 1790. Smollett describes the exaction in San Remo.
+
+Garum. Used by Smollett for the rich fish sauce of the ancients,
+equivalent to a saumure, perhaps, in modern French cookery. In the
+Middle Ages the word is used both for a condiment and a beverage.
+
+Improvisatore. A performer in the Commedia delle Arte, of which
+Smollett gives a brief admiring account in his description of Florence
+(Letter XXVII). For details of the various elements, the doti,
+generici, lazzi, etc., see Carlo Gozzi.
+
+Liqueur. First used by Pope. "An affected, contemptible expression"
+(Johnson).
+
+Macaroni. "The paste called macaroni" (Letter XXVI) was seen by
+Smollett in the neighbourhood of its origin near Genoa, which city
+formed the chief market.
+
+Maestral. An old form of mistral, the very dry wind from the N.N.W.,
+described by Smollett as the coldest he ever experienced.
+
+Patois. See Letter XXII. ad fin.
+
+Pietre commesse. A sort of inlaying with stones, analogous to the
+fineering of cabinets in wood (Letter XXVIII). Used by Evelyn in 1644.
+
+Polenta. A meal ground from maize, which makes a good "pectoral"
+(Letter XXII).
+
+Pomi carli. The most agreeable apples Smollett tasted, stated to come
+from the marquisate of Final, sold by the Emperor Charles VI. to the
+Genoese.
+
+Preniac. A small white wine, mentioned in Letter IV., from Boulogne, as
+agreeable and very cheap.
+
+Seafarot boots. Jack-boots or wading boots, worn by a Marquis of Savoy,
+and removed by means of a tug-of-war team and a rope coiled round the
+heel (see Letter XXVIII).
+
+Sporcherie. With respect to delicacy and decorum you may peruse Dean
+Swift's description of the Yahoos, and then you will have some idea of
+the sporcherie that distinguishes the gallantry of Nice (Letter XVII).
+Ital. sporcheria, sporcizia.
+
+Strappado or corda. Performed by hoisting the criminal by his hands
+tied behind his back and dropping him suddenly "with incredible pain"
+(Letter XX). See Introduction, p. xliv, and Christie, Etienne Dolet,
+1899, P. 231.
+
+Tartane. From Italian tartana, Arabic taridha; a similar word being
+used in Valencia and Grand Canary for a two-wheeled open cart. One of
+the commonest craft on the Mediterranean (cf. the topo of the
+Adriatic). For different types see Larousse's Nouveau Dictionnaire.
+
+Tip. To "tip the wink" is found in Addison's Tatler (No. 86), but "to
+tip" in the sense of to gratify is not common before Smollett, who uses
+it more than once or twice in this sense (cf. Roderick Random, chap.
+xiv. ad fin.)
+
+Valanches. For avalanches (dangers from to travellers, see Letter
+XXXVIII).
+
+Villeggiatura. An early adaptation by Smollett of the Italian word for
+country retirement (Letter XXIX).
+
+
+APPENDIX C
+
+Currency of Savoy in the time of Smollett.
+
+ Ten bajocci=one paolo (6d.).
+ Ten paoli=one scudo (six livres or about 5s.).
+ Two scudi=one zequin.
+ Two zequin=one louid'or.
+
+Afterword.--I should be ungrateful were I not to create an epilogue for
+the express purpose of thanking M. Morel, H. S Spencer Scott, Dr.
+Norman Moore, W. P. Courtney, G. Whale, D. S. MacColl, Walter Sichel
+(there may be others), who have supplied hints for my annotations, and
+I should like further, if one might inscribe such a trifle, to inscribe
+this to that difficult critic, Mr. Arthur Vincent, who, when I told him
+I was about it, gave expression to the cordial regret that so well
+hidden a treasure of our literature (as he regarded the Travels) was to
+be "vulgarised."
+
+
+
+
+
+
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