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+<a href="#startoftext">Danger! and Other Stories, by Arthur Conan Doyle</a>
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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Danger! and Other Stories, by Arthur Conan
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+Title: Danger! and Other Stories
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+Author: Arthur Conan Doyle
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+<p><a name="startoftext"></a></p>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1918 John Murray edition by David Price,
+email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<h1>DANGER!<br />
+AND OTHER STORIES</h1>
+<p style="text-align: center">BY ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">author
+of</span><br />
+&ldquo;<span class="smcap">the white company</span>,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;<span class="smcap">sir nigel</span>&rdquo;<br />
+&ldquo;<span class="smcap">rodney stone</span>,&rdquo; <span
+class="smcap">etc.</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON<br />
+JOHN MURRAY, ALBEMARLE STREET, W.<br />
+1918</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page iv--><a
+name="pageiv"></a><span class="pagenum">p. iv</span><span
+class="smcap">All Rights Reserved</span></p>
+<h2><!-- page v--><a name="pagev"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+v</span>PREFACE</h2>
+<p>The Title story of this volume was written about eighteen
+months before the outbreak of the war, and was intended to direct
+public attention to the great danger which threatened this
+country.&nbsp; It is a matter of history how fully this warning
+has been justified and how, even down to the smallest details,
+the prediction has been fulfilled.&nbsp; The writer must,
+however, most thankfully admit that what he did not foresee was
+the energy and ingenuity with which the navy has found means to
+meet the new conditions.&nbsp; The great silent battle which has
+been fought beneath the waves has ended in the repulse of an
+armada far more dangerous than that of Spain.</p>
+<p>It may be objected that the writer, feeling the danger so
+strongly, should have taken other means than fiction to put his
+views before the authorities.&nbsp; The answer to this criticism
+is that he did indeed adopt every possible method, that he
+personally approached leading naval men and powerful editors,
+that he sent three separate minutes upon the danger to various
+public bodies, notably to the Committee <!-- page vi--><a
+name="pagevi"></a><span class="pagenum">p. vi</span>for National
+Defence, and that he touched upon the matter in an article in
+<i>The Fortnightly Review</i>.&nbsp; In some unfortunate way
+subjects of national welfare are in this country continually
+subordinated to party politics, so that a self-evident
+proposition, such as the danger of a nation being fed from
+without, is waved aside and ignored, because it will not fit in
+with some general political shibboleth.&nbsp; It is against this
+tendency that we have to guard in the future, and we have to bear
+in mind that the danger may recur, and that the remedies in the
+text (the only remedies ever proposed) have still to be
+adopted.&nbsp; They are the sufficient encouragement of
+agriculture, the making of adequate Channel tunnels, and the
+provision of submarine merchantmen, which, on the estimate of Mr.
+Lake, the American designer, could be made up to 7,000 ton burden
+at an increased cost of about 25 per cent.&nbsp; It is true that
+in this war the Channel tunnels would not have helped us much in
+the matter of food, but were France a neutral and supplies at
+liberty to come via Marseilles from the East, the difference
+would have been enormous.</p>
+<p>Apart from food however, when one considers the transports we
+have needed, their convoys, the double handling of cargo, the
+interruptions of traffic from submarines or bad weather, the
+danger and suffering of the wounded, and all <!-- page vii--><a
+name="pagevii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. vii</span>else that
+we owe to the insane opposition to the Channel tunnels, one
+questions whether there has ever been an example of national
+stupidity being so rapidly and heavily punished.&nbsp; It is as
+clear as daylight even now, that it will take years to recover
+all our men and material from France, and that if the tunnel (one
+will suffice for the time), were at once set in hand, it might be
+ready to help in this task and so free shipping for the return of
+the Americans.&nbsp; One thing however, is clear.&nbsp; It is far
+too big and responsible and lucrative an undertaking for a
+private company, and it should be carried out and controlled by
+Government, the proceeds being used towards the war debt.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Arthur Conan
+Doyle</span>.</p>
+<p><i>August</i> 24<i>th</i>,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Crowborough</span>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 1--><a name="page1"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+1</span>I.&nbsp; DANGER! <a name="citation1"></a><a
+href="#footnote1" class="citation">[1]</a><br />
+BEING THE LOG OF CAPTAIN JOHN SIRIUS</h2>
+<p>It is an amazing thing that the English, who have the
+reputation of being a practical nation, never saw the danger to
+which they were exposed.&nbsp; For many years they had been
+spending nearly a hundred millions a year upon their army and
+their fleet.&nbsp; Squadrons of Dreadnoughts costing two millions
+each had been launched.&nbsp; They had spent enormous sums upon
+cruisers, and both their torpedo and their submarine squadrons
+were exceptionally strong.&nbsp; They were also by no means weak
+in their aerial power, especially in the matter of
+seaplanes.&nbsp; Besides all this, their army was very efficient,
+in spite of its limited numbers, and it was the most expensive in
+Europe.&nbsp; Yet when the day of trial came, all this imposing
+force was of no use whatever, and might as well have not
+existed.&nbsp; Their ruin could <!-- page 2--><a
+name="page2"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 2</span>not have been
+more complete or more rapid if they had not possessed an ironclad
+or a regiment.&nbsp; And all this was accomplished by me, Captain
+John Sirius, belonging to the navy of one of the smallest Powers
+in Europe, and having under my command a flotilla of eight
+vessels, the collective cost of which was eighteen hundred
+thousand pounds.&nbsp; No one has a better right to tell the
+story than I.</p>
+<p>I will not trouble you about the dispute concerning the
+Colonial frontier, embittered, as it was, by the subsequent death
+of the two missionaries.&nbsp; A naval officer has nothing to do
+with politics.&nbsp; I only came upon the scene after the
+ultimatum had been actually received.&nbsp; Admiral Horli had
+been summoned to the Presence, and he asked that I should be
+allowed to accompany him, because he happened to know that I had
+some clear ideas as to the weak points of England, and also some
+schemes as to how to take advantage of them.&nbsp; There were
+only four of us present at this meeting&mdash;the King, the
+Foreign Secretary, Admiral Horli, and myself.&nbsp; The time
+allowed by the ultimatum expired in forty-eight hours.</p>
+<p>I am not breaking any confidence when I say that both the King
+and the Minister were in favour of a surrender.&nbsp; They saw no
+possibility of standing up against the colossal power of Great
+Britain.&nbsp; The Minister had drawn up an <!-- page 3--><a
+name="page3"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 3</span>acceptance of
+the British terms, and the King sat with it before him on the
+table.&nbsp; I saw the tears of anger and humiliation run down
+his cheeks as he looked at it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I fear that there is no possible alternative,
+Sire,&rdquo; said the Minister.&nbsp; &ldquo;Our envoy in London
+has just sent this report, which shows that the public and the
+Press are more united than he has ever known them.&nbsp; The
+feeling is intense, especially since the rash act of Malort in
+desecrating the flag.&nbsp; We must give way.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The King looked sadly at Admiral Horli.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is your effective fleet, Admiral?&rdquo; he
+asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Two battleships, four cruisers, twenty torpedo-boats,
+and eight submarines,&rdquo; said the Admiral.</p>
+<p>The King shook his head.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It would be madness to resist,&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And yet, Sire,&rdquo; said the Admiral, &ldquo;before
+you come to a decision I should wish you to hear Captain Sirius,
+who has a very definite plan of campaign against the
+English.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Absurd!&rdquo; said the King, impatiently.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What is the use?&nbsp; Do you imagine that you could
+defeat their vast armada?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sire,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;I will stake my life
+that if you will follow my advice you will, within a month or six
+weeks at the utmost, bring proud England to her knees.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 4--><a name="page4"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+4</span>There was an assurance in my voice which arrested the
+attention of the King.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You seem self-confident, Captain Sirius.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have no doubt at all, Sire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What then would you advise?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I would advise, Sire, that the whole fleet be gathered
+under the forts of Blankenberg and be protected from attack by
+booms and piles.&nbsp; There they can stay till the war is
+over.&nbsp; The eight submarines, however, you will leave in my
+charge to use as I think fit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you would attack the English battleships with
+submarines?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sire, I would never go near an English
+battleship.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And why not?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because they might injure me, Sire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What, a sailor and afraid?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My life belongs to the country, Sire.&nbsp; It is
+nothing.&nbsp; But these eight ships&mdash;everything depends
+upon them.&nbsp; I could not risk them.&nbsp; Nothing would
+induce me to fight.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then what will you do?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will tell you, Sire.&rdquo;&nbsp; And I did so.&nbsp;
+For half an hour I spoke.&nbsp; I was clear and strong and
+definite, for many an hour on a lonely watch I had spent in
+thinking out every detail.&nbsp; I held them enthralled.&nbsp;
+The King never took his eyes from my face.&nbsp; The Minister sat
+as if turned to stone.</p>
+<p><!-- page 5--><a name="page5"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+5</span>&ldquo;Are you sure of all this?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perfectly, Sire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The King rose from the table.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Send no answer to the ultimatum,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Announce in both houses that we stand firm in the face of
+menace.&nbsp; Admiral Horli, you will in all respects carry out
+that which Captain Sirius may demand in furtherance of his
+plan.&nbsp; Captain Sirius, the field is clear.&nbsp; Go forth
+and do as you have said.&nbsp; A grateful King will know how to
+reward you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I need not trouble you by telling you the measures which were
+taken at Blankenberg, since, as you are aware, the fortress and
+the entire fleet were destroyed by the British within a week of
+the declaration of war.&nbsp; I will confine myself to my own
+plans, which had so glorious and final a result.</p>
+<p>The fame of my eight submarines, <i>Alpha</i>, <i>Beta</i>,
+<i>Gamma</i>, <i>Theta</i>, <i>Delta</i>, <i>Epsilon</i>,
+<i>Iota</i>, and <i>Kappa</i>, have spread through the world to
+such an extent that people have begun to think that there was
+something peculiar in their form and capabilities.&nbsp; This is
+not so.&nbsp; Four of them, the <i>Delta</i>, <i>Epsilon</i>,
+<i>Iota</i>, and <i>Kappa</i>, were, it is true, of the very
+latest model, but had their equals (though not their superiors)
+in the navies of all the great Powers.&nbsp; As to <i>Alpha</i>,
+<i>Beta</i>, <i>Gamma</i>, and <i>Theta</i>, they were by no
+means modern vessels, and found their prototypes in the old F
+class of <!-- page 6--><a name="page6"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 6</span>British boats, having a submerged
+displacement of eight hundred tons, with heavy oil engines of
+sixteen hundred horse-power, giving them a speed of eighteen
+knots on the surface and of twelve knots submerged.&nbsp; Their
+length was one hundred and eighty-six and their breadth
+twenty-four feet.&nbsp; They had a radius of action of four
+thousand miles and a submerged endurance of nine hours.&nbsp;
+These were considered the latest word in 1915, but the four new
+boats exceeded them in all respects.&nbsp; Without troubling you
+with precise figures, I may say that they represented roughly a
+twenty-five per cent. advance up on the older boats, and were
+fitted with several auxiliary engines which were wanting in the
+others.&nbsp; At my suggestion, instead of carrying eight of the
+very large Bakdorf torpedoes, which are nineteen feet long, weigh
+half a ton, and are charged with two hundred pounds of wet
+gun-cotton, we had tubes designed for eighteen of less than half
+the size.&nbsp; It was my design to make myself independent of my
+base.</p>
+<p>And yet it was clear that I must have a base, so I made
+arrangements at once with that object.&nbsp; Blankenberg was the
+last place I would have chosen.&nbsp; Why should I have a
+<i>port</i> of any kind?&nbsp; Ports would be watched or
+occupied.&nbsp; Any place would do for me.&nbsp; I finally chose
+a small villa standing alone nearly five miles from any village
+and thirty miles from any port.&nbsp; To this I <!-- page 7--><a
+name="page7"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 7</span>ordered them to
+convey, secretly by night, oil, spare parts, extra torpedoes,
+storage batteries, reserve periscopes, and everything that I
+could need for refitting.&nbsp; The little whitewashed villa of a
+retired confectioner&mdash;that was the base from which I
+operated against England.</p>
+<p>The boats lay at Blankenberg, and thither I went.&nbsp; They
+were working frantically at the defences, and they had only to
+look seawards to be spurred to fresh exertions.&nbsp; The British
+fleet was assembling.&nbsp; The ultimatum had not yet expired,
+but it was evident that a blow would be struck the instant that
+it did.&nbsp; Four of their aeroplanes, circling at an immense
+height, were surveying our defences.&nbsp; From the top of the
+lighthouse I counted thirty battleships and cruisers in the
+offing, with a number of the trawlers with which in the British
+service they break through the mine-fields.&nbsp; The approaches
+were actually sown with two hundred mines, half contact and half
+observation, but the result showed that they were insufficient to
+hold off the enemy, since three days later both town and fleet
+were speedily destroyed.</p>
+<p>However, I am not here to tell you the incidents of the war,
+but to explain my own part in it, which had such a decisive
+effect upon the result.&nbsp; My first action was to send my four
+second-class boats away instantly to the point which I had chosen
+for my base.&nbsp; There they were to wait <!-- page 8--><a
+name="page8"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 8</span>submerged,
+lying with negative buoyancy upon the sands in twenty foot of
+water, and rising only at night.&nbsp; My strict orders were that
+they were to attempt nothing upon the enemy, however tempting the
+opportunity.&nbsp; All they had to do was to remain intact and
+unseen, until they received further orders.&nbsp; Having made
+this clear to Commander Panza, who had charge of this reserve
+flotilla, I shook him by the hand and bade him farewell, leaving
+with him a sheet of notepaper upon which I had explained the
+tactics to be used and given him certain general principles which
+he could apply as circumstances demanded.</p>
+<p>My whole attention was now given to my own flotilla, which I
+divided into two divisions, keeping <i>Iota</i> and <i>Kappa</i>
+under my own command, while Captain Miriam had <i>Delta</i> and
+<i>Epsilon</i>.&nbsp; He was to operate separately in the British
+Channel, while my station was the Straits of Dover.&nbsp; I made
+the whole plan of campaign clear to him.&nbsp; Then I saw that
+each ship was provided with all it could carry.&nbsp; Each had
+forty tons of heavy oil for surface propulsion and charging the
+dynamo which supplied the electric engines under water.&nbsp;
+Each had also eighteen torpedoes as explained and five hundred
+rounds for the collapsible quick-firing twelve-pounder which we
+carried on deck, and which, of course, disappeared into a
+water-tight tank when we <!-- page 9--><a name="page9"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 9</span>were submerged.&nbsp; We carried spare
+periscopes and a wireless mast, which could be elevated above the
+conning-tower when necessary.&nbsp; There were provisions for
+sixteen days for the ten men who manned each craft.&nbsp; Such
+was the equipment of the four boats which were destined to bring
+to naught all the navies and armies of Britain.&nbsp; At sundown
+that day&mdash;it was April 10th&mdash;we set forth upon our
+historic voyage.</p>
+<p>Miriam had got away in the afternoon, since he had so much
+farther to go to reach his station.&nbsp; Stephan, of the
+<i>Kappa</i>, started with me; but, of course, we realized that
+we must work independently, and that from that moment when we
+shut the sliding hatches of our conning-towers on the still
+waters of Blankenberg Harbour it was unlikely that we should ever
+see each other again, though consorts in the same waters.&nbsp; I
+waved to Stephan from the side of my conning-tower, and he to
+me.&nbsp; Then I called through the tube to my engineer (our
+water-tanks were already filled and all kingstons and vents
+closed) to put her full speed ahead.</p>
+<p>Just as we came abreast of the end of the pier and saw the
+white-capped waves rolling in upon us, I put the horizontal
+rudder hard down and she slid under water.&nbsp; Through my glass
+portholes I saw its light green change to a dark blue, while the
+manometer in front of me indicated twenty feet.&nbsp; I let her
+go to forty, because <!-- page 10--><a name="page10"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 10</span>I should then be under the warships
+of the English, though I took the chance of fouling the moorings
+of our own floating contact mines.&nbsp; Then I brought her on an
+even keel, and it was music to my ear to hear the gentle, even
+ticking of my electric engines and to know that I was speeding at
+twelve miles an hour on my great task.</p>
+<p>At that moment, as I stood controlling my levers in my tower,
+I could have seen, had my cupola been of glass, the vast shadows
+of the British blockaders hovering above me.&nbsp; I held my
+course due westward for ninety minutes, and then, by shutting off
+the electric engine without blowing out the water-tanks, I
+brought her to the surface.&nbsp; There was a rolling sea and the
+wind was freshening, so I did not think it safe to keep my hatch
+open long, for so small is the margin of buoyancy that one must
+run no risks.&nbsp; But from the crests of the rollers I had a
+look backwards at Blankenberg, and saw the black funnels and
+upper works of the enemy&rsquo;s fleet with the lighthouse and
+the castle behind them, all flushed with the pink glow of the
+setting sun.&nbsp; Even as I looked there was the boom of a great
+gun, and then another.&nbsp; I glanced at my watch.&nbsp; It was
+six o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; The time of the ultimatum had
+expired.&nbsp; We were at war.</p>
+<p>There was no craft near us, and our surface speed is nearly
+twice that of our submerged, so <!-- page 11--><a
+name="page11"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 11</span>I blew out
+the tanks and our whale-back came over the surface.&nbsp; All
+night we were steering south-west, making an average of eighteen
+knots.&nbsp; At about five in the morning, as I stood alone upon
+my tiny bridge, I saw, low down in the west, the scattered lights
+of the Norfolk coast.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah, Johnny, Johnny
+Bull,&rdquo; I said, as I looked at them, &ldquo;you are going to
+have your lesson, and I am to be your master.&nbsp; It is I who
+have been chosen to teach you that one cannot live under
+artificial conditions and yet act as if they were natural
+ones.&nbsp; More foresight, Johnny, and less party
+politics&mdash;that is my lesson to you.&rdquo;&nbsp; And then I
+had a wave of pity, too, when I thought of those vast droves of
+helpless people, Yorkshire miners, Lancashire spinners,
+Birmingham metal-workers, the dockers and workers of London, over
+whose little homes I would bring the shadow of starvation.&nbsp;
+I seemed to see all those wasted eager hands held out for food,
+and I, John Sirius, dashing it aside.&nbsp; Ah, well! war is war,
+and if one is foolish one must pay the price.</p>
+<p>Just before daybreak I saw the lights of a considerable town,
+which must have been Yarmouth, bearing about ten miles
+west-south-west on our starboard bow.&nbsp; I took her farther
+out, for it is a sandy, dangerous coast, with many shoals.&nbsp;
+At five-thirty we were abreast of the Lowestoft lightship.&nbsp;
+A coastguard was sending up flash <!-- page 12--><a
+name="page12"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 12</span>signals which
+faded into a pale twinkle as the white dawn crept over the
+water.&nbsp; There was a good deal of shipping about, mostly
+fishing-boats and small coasting craft, with one large steamer
+hull-down to the west, and a torpedo destroyer between us and the
+land.&nbsp; It could not harm us, and yet I thought it as well
+that there should be no word of our presence, so I filled my
+tanks again and went down to ten feet.&nbsp; I was pleased to
+find that we got under in one hundred and fifty seconds.&nbsp;
+The life of one&rsquo;s boat may depend on this when a swift
+craft comes suddenly upon you.</p>
+<p>We were now within a few hours of our cruising ground, so I
+determined to snatch a rest, leaving Vornal in charge.&nbsp; When
+he woke me at ten o&rsquo;clock we were running on the surface,
+and had reached the Essex coast off the Maplin Sands.&nbsp; With
+that charming frankness which is one of their characteristics,
+our friends of England had informed us by their Press that they
+had put a cordon of torpedo-boats across the Straits of Dover to
+prevent the passage of submarines, which is about as sensible as
+to lay a wooden plank across a stream to keep the eels from
+passing.&nbsp; I knew that Stephan, whose station lay at the
+western end of the Solent, would have no difficulty in reaching
+it.&nbsp; My own cruising ground was to be at the mouth of the
+Thames, and here I was at the very spot with my tiny <!-- page
+13--><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+13</span><i>Iota</i>, my eighteen torpedoes, my quick-firing gun,
+and, above all, a brain that knew what should be done and how to
+do it.</p>
+<p>When I resumed my place in the conning-tower I saw in the
+periscope (for we had dived) that a lightship was within a few
+hundred yards of us upon the port bow.&nbsp; Two men were sitting
+on her bulwarks, but neither of them cast an eye upon the little
+rod that clove the water so close to them.&nbsp; It was an ideal
+day for submarine action, with enough ripple upon the surface to
+make us difficult to detect, and yet smooth enough to give me a
+clear view.&nbsp; Each of my three periscopes had an angle of
+sixty degrees so that between them I commanded a complete
+semi-circle of the horizon.&nbsp; Two British cruisers were
+steaming north from the Thames within half a mile of me.&nbsp; I
+could easily have cut them off and attacked them had I allowed
+myself to be diverted from my great plan.&nbsp; Farther south a
+destroyer was passing westwards to Sheerness.&nbsp; A dozen small
+steamers were moving about.&nbsp; None of these were worthy of my
+notice.&nbsp; Great countries are not provisioned by small
+steamers.&nbsp; I kept the engines running at the lowest pace
+which would hold our position under water, and, moving slowly
+across the estuary, I waited for what must assuredly come.</p>
+<p>I had not long to wait.&nbsp; Shortly after one o&rsquo;clock
+I perceived in the periscope a cloud of <!-- page 14--><a
+name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 14</span>smoke to the
+south.&nbsp; Half an hour later a large steamer raised her hull,
+making for the mouth of the Thames.&nbsp; I ordered Vornal to
+stand by the starboard torpedo-tube, having the other also loaded
+in case of a miss.&nbsp; Then I advanced slowly, for though the
+steamer was going very swiftly we could easily cut her off.&nbsp;
+Presently I laid the <i>Iota</i> in a position near which she
+must pass, and would very gladly have lain to, but could not for
+fear of rising to the surface.&nbsp; I therefore steered out in
+the direction from which she was coming.&nbsp; She was a very
+large ship, fifteen thousand tons at the least, painted black
+above and red below, with two cream-coloured funnels.&nbsp; She
+lay so low in the water that it was clear she had a full
+cargo.&nbsp; At her bows were a cluster of men, some of them
+looking, I dare say, for the first time at the mother
+country.&nbsp; How little could they have guessed the welcome
+that was awaiting them!</p>
+<p>On she came with the great plumes of smoke floating from her
+funnels, and two white waves foaming from her cut-water.&nbsp;
+She was within a quarter of a mile.&nbsp; My moment had
+arrived.&nbsp; I signalled full speed ahead and steered straight
+for her course.&nbsp; My timing was exact.&nbsp; At a hundred
+yards I gave the signal, and heard the clank and swish of the
+discharge.&nbsp; At the same instant I put the helm hard down and
+flew off at an angle.&nbsp; There was a terrific lurch, which
+<!-- page 15--><a name="page15"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+15</span>came from the distant explosion.&nbsp; For a moment we
+were almost upon our side.&nbsp; Then, after staggering and
+trembling, the <i>Iota</i> came on an even keel.&nbsp; I stopped
+the engines, brought her to the surface, and opened the
+conning-tower, while all my excited crew came crowding to the
+hatch to know what had happened.</p>
+<p>The ship lay within two hundred yards of us, and it was easy
+to see that she had her death-blow.&nbsp; She was already
+settling down by the stern.&nbsp; There was a sound of shouting
+and people were running wildly about her decks.&nbsp; Her name
+was visible, the <i>Adela</i>, of London, bound, as we afterwards
+learned, from New Zealand with frozen mutton.&nbsp; Strange as it
+may seem to you, the notion of a submarine had never even now
+occurred to her people, and all were convinced that they had
+struck a floating mine.&nbsp; The starboard quarter had been
+blown in by the explosion, and the ship was sinking
+rapidly.&nbsp; Their discipline was admirable.&nbsp; We saw boat
+after boat slip down crowded with people as swiftly and quietly
+as if it were part of their daily drill.&nbsp; And suddenly, as
+one of the boats lay off waiting for the others, they caught a
+glimpse for the first time of my conning-tower so close to
+them.&nbsp; I saw them shouting and pointing, while the men in
+the other boats got up to have a better look at us.&nbsp; For my
+part, I cared nothing, for I took it for granted that they
+already knew that a <!-- page 16--><a name="page16"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 16</span>submarine had destroyed them.&nbsp;
+One of them clambered back into the sinking ship.&nbsp; I was
+sure that he was about to send a wireless message as to our
+presence.&nbsp; It mattered nothing, since, in any case, it must
+be known; otherwise I could easily have brought him down with a
+rifle.&nbsp; As it was, I waved my hand to them, and they waved
+back to me.&nbsp; War is too big a thing to leave room for
+personal ill-feeling, but it must be remorseless all the
+same.</p>
+<p>I was still looking at the sinking <i>Adela</i> when Vornal,
+who was beside me, gave a sudden cry of warning and surprise,
+gripping me by the shoulder and turning my head.&nbsp; There
+behind us, coming up the fairway, was a huge black vessel with
+black funnels, flying the well-known house-flag of the P. and O.
+Company.&nbsp; She was not a mile distant, and I calculated in an
+instant that even if she had seen us she would not have time to
+turn and get away before we could reach her.&nbsp; We went
+straight for her, therefore, keeping awash just as we were.&nbsp;
+They saw the sinking vessel in front of them and that little dark
+speck moving over the surface, and they suddenly understood their
+danger.&nbsp; I saw a number of men rush to the bows, and there
+was a rattle of rifle-fire.&nbsp; Two bullets were flattened upon
+our four-inch armour.&nbsp; You might as well try to stop a
+charging bull with paper pellets as the <i>Iota</i> with
+rifle-fire.&nbsp; I had learned my lesson <!-- page 17--><a
+name="page17"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 17</span>from the
+<i>Adela</i>, and this time I had the torpedo discharged at a
+safer distance&mdash;two hundred and fifty yards.&nbsp; We caught
+her amidships and the explosion was tremendous, but we were well
+outside its area.&nbsp; She sank almost instantaneously.&nbsp; I
+am sorry for her people, of whom I hear that more than two
+hundred, including seventy Lascars and forty passengers, were
+drowned.&nbsp; Yes, I am sorry for them.&nbsp; But when I think
+of the huge floating granary that went to the bottom, I rejoice
+as a man does who has carried out that which he plans.</p>
+<p>It was a bad afternoon that for the P. and O. Company.&nbsp;
+The second ship which we destroyed was, as we have since learned,
+the <i>Moldavia</i>, of fifteen thousand tons, one of their
+finest vessels; but about half-past three we blew up the
+<i>Cusco</i>, of eight thousand, of the same line, also from
+Eastern ports, and laden with corn.&nbsp; Why she came on in face
+of the wireless messages which must have warned her of danger, I
+cannot imagine.&nbsp; The other two steamers which we blew up
+that day, the <i>Maid of Athens</i> (Robson Line) and the
+<i>Cormorant</i>, were neither of them provided with apparatus,
+and came blindly to their destruction.&nbsp; Both were small
+boats of from five thousand to seven thousand tons.&nbsp; In the
+case of the second, I had to rise to the surface and fire six
+twelve-pound shells under her water-line before she would
+sink.&nbsp; In each case the crew <!-- page 18--><a
+name="page18"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 18</span>took to the
+boats, and so far as I know no casualties occurred.</p>
+<p>After that no more steamers came along, nor did I expect
+them.&nbsp; Warnings must by this time have been flying in all
+directions.&nbsp; But we had no reason to be dissatisfied with
+our first day.&nbsp; Between the Maplin Sands and the Nore we had
+sunk five ships of a total tonnage of about fifty thousand
+tons.&nbsp; Already the London markets would begin to feel the
+pinch.&nbsp; And Lloyd&rsquo;s&mdash;poor old
+Lloyd&rsquo;s&mdash;what a demented state it would be in!&nbsp; I
+could imagine the London evening papers and the howling in Fleet
+Street.&nbsp; We saw the result of our actions, for it was quite
+laughable to see the torpedo-boats buzzing like angry wasps out
+of Sheerness in the evening.&nbsp; They were darting in every
+direction across the estuary, and the aeroplanes and hydroplanes
+were like flights of crows, black dots against the red western
+sky.&nbsp; They quartered the whole river mouth, until they
+discovered us at last.&nbsp; Some sharp-sighted fellow with a
+telescope on board of a destroyer got a sight of our periscope,
+and came for us full speed.&nbsp; No doubt he would very gladly
+have rammed us, even if it had meant his own destruction, but
+that was not part of our programme at all.&nbsp; I sank her and
+ran her east-south-east with an occasional rise.&nbsp; Finally we
+brought her to, not very far from the Kentish coast, and the
+search-lights of our pursuers were <!-- page 19--><a
+name="page19"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 19</span>far on the
+western skyline.&nbsp; There we lay quietly all night, for a
+submarine at night is nothing more than a very third-rate surface
+torpedo-boat.&nbsp; Besides, we were all weary and needed
+rest.&nbsp; Do not forget, you captains of men, when you grease
+and trim your pumps and compressors and rotators, that the human
+machine needs some tending also.</p>
+<p>I had put up the wireless mast above the conning-tower, and
+had no difficulty in calling up Captain Stephan.&nbsp; He was
+lying, he said, off Ventnor and had been unable to reach his
+station, on account of engine trouble, which he had now set
+right.&nbsp; Next morning he proposed to block the Southampton
+approach.&nbsp; He had destroyed one large Indian boat on his way
+down Channel.&nbsp; We exchanged good wishes.&nbsp; Like myself,
+he needed rest.&nbsp; I was up at four in the morning, however,
+and called all hands to overhaul the boat.&nbsp; She was somewhat
+up by the head, owing to the forward torpedoes having been used,
+so we trimmed her by opening the forward compensating tank,
+admitting as much water as the torpedoes had weighed.&nbsp; We
+also overhauled the starboard air-compressor and one of the
+periscope motors which had been jarred by the shock of the first
+explosion.&nbsp; We had hardly got ourselves shipshape when the
+morning dawned.</p>
+<p>I have no doubt that a good many ships which had taken refuge
+in the French ports at the first <!-- page 20--><a
+name="page20"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 20</span>alarm had run
+across and got safely up the river in the night.&nbsp; Of course
+I could have attacked them, but I do not care to take
+risks&mdash;and there are always risks for a submarine at
+night.&nbsp; But one had miscalculated his time, and there she
+was, just abreast of Warden Point, when the daylight disclosed
+her to us.&nbsp; In an instant we were after her.&nbsp; It was a
+near thing, for she was a flier, and could do two miles to our
+one; but we just reached her as she went swashing by.&nbsp; She
+saw us at the last moment, for I attacked her awash, since
+otherwise we could not have had the pace to reach her.&nbsp; She
+swung away and the first torpedo missed, but the second took her
+full under the counter.&nbsp; Heavens, what a smash!&nbsp; The
+whole stern seemed to go aloft.&nbsp; I drew off and watched her
+sink.&nbsp; She went down in seven minutes, leaving her masts and
+funnels over the water and a cluster of her people holding on to
+them.&nbsp; She was the <i>Virginia</i>, of the Bibby
+Line&mdash;twelve thousand tons&mdash;and laden, like the others,
+with foodstuffs from the East.&nbsp; The whole surface of the sea
+was covered with the floating grain.&nbsp; &ldquo;John Bull will
+have to take up a hole or two of his belt if this goes on,&rdquo;
+said Vornal, as we watched the scene.</p>
+<p>And it was at that moment that the very worst danger occurred
+that could befall us.&nbsp; I tremble now when I think how our
+glorious voyage might have been nipped in the bud.&nbsp; I had
+freed <!-- page 21--><a name="page21"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 21</span>the hatch of my tower, and was
+looking at the boats of the <i>Virginia</i> with Vornal near me,
+when there was a swish and a terrific splash in the water beside
+us, which covered us both with spray.&nbsp; We looked up, and you
+can imagine our feelings when we saw an aeroplane hovering a few
+hundred feet above us like a hawk.&nbsp; With its silencer, it
+was perfectly noiseless, and had its bomb not fallen into the sea
+we should never have known what had destroyed us.&nbsp; She was
+circling round in the hope of dropping a second one, but we
+shoved on all speed ahead, crammed down the rudders, and vanished
+into the side of a roller.&nbsp; I kept the deflection indicator
+falling until I had put fifty good feet of water between the
+aeroplane and ourselves, for I knew well how deeply they can see
+under the surface.&nbsp; However, we soon threw her off our
+track, and when we came to the surface near Margate there was no
+sign of her, unless she was one of several which we saw hovering
+over Herne Bay.</p>
+<p>There was not a ship in the offing save a few small coasters
+and little thousand-ton steamers, which were beneath my
+notice.&nbsp; For several hours I lay submerged with a blank
+periscope.&nbsp; Then I had an inspiration.&nbsp; Orders had been
+marconied to every foodship to lie in French waters and dash
+across after dark.&nbsp; I was as sure of it as if they had been
+recorded in our own receiver.&nbsp; Well, if they were there,
+that was <!-- page 22--><a name="page22"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 22</span>where I should be also.&nbsp; I blew
+out the tanks and rose, for there was no sign of any warship
+near.&nbsp; They had some good system of signalling from the
+shore, however, for I had not got to the North Foreland before
+three destroyers came foaming after me, all converging from
+different directions.&nbsp; They had about as good a chance of
+catching me as three spaniels would have of overtaking a
+porpoise.&nbsp; Out of pure bravado&mdash;I know it was very
+wrong&mdash;I waited until they were actually within
+gunshot.&nbsp; Then I sank and we saw each other no more.</p>
+<p>It is, as I have said, a shallow sandy coast, and submarine
+navigation is very difficult.&nbsp; The worst mishap that can
+befall a boat is to bury its nose in the side of a sand-drift and
+be held there.&nbsp; Such an accident might have been the end of
+our boat, though with our Fleuss cylinders and electric lamps we
+should have found no difficulty in getting out at the air-lock
+and in walking ashore across the bed of the ocean.&nbsp; As it
+was, however, I was able, thanks to our excellent charts, to keep
+the channel and so to gain the open straits.&nbsp; There we rose
+about midday, but, observing a hydroplane at no great distance,
+we sank again for half an hour.&nbsp; When we came up for the
+second time, all was peaceful around us, and the English coast
+was lining the whole western horizon.&nbsp; We kept outside the
+Goodwins and straight down Channel until we <!-- page 23--><a
+name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 23</span>saw a line of
+black dots in front of us, which I knew to be the Dover-Calais
+torpedo-boat cordon.&nbsp; When two miles distant we dived and
+came up again seven miles to the south-west, without one of them
+dreaming that we had been within thirty feet of their keels.</p>
+<p>When we rose, a large steamer flying the German flag was
+within half a mile of us.&nbsp; It was the North German Lloyd
+<i>Altona</i>, from New York to Bremen.&nbsp; I raised our whole
+hull and dipped our flag to her.&nbsp; It was amusing to see the
+amazement of her people at what they must have regarded as our
+unparalleled impudence in those English-swept waters.&nbsp; They
+cheered us heartily, and the tricolour flag was dipped in
+greeting as they went roaring past us.&nbsp; Then I stood in to
+the French coast.</p>
+<p>It was exactly as I had expected.&nbsp; There were three great
+British steamers lying at anchor in Boulogne outer harbour.&nbsp;
+They were the <i>C&aelig;sar</i>, the <i>King of the East</i>,
+and the <i>Pathfinder</i>, none less than ten thousand
+tons.&nbsp; I suppose they thought they were safe in French
+waters, but what did I care about three-mile limits and
+international law!&nbsp; The view of my Government was that
+England was blockaded, food contraband, and vessels carrying it
+to be destroyed.&nbsp; The lawyers could argue about it
+afterwards.&nbsp; My business was to starve the enemy any way I
+could.&nbsp; Within an hour the three ships were <!-- page
+24--><a name="page24"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 24</span>under
+the waves and the <i>Iota</i> was streaming down the Picardy
+coast, looking for fresh victims.&nbsp; The Channel was covered
+with English torpedo-boats buzzing and whirling like a cloud of
+midges.&nbsp; How they thought they could hurt me I cannot
+imagine, unless by accident I were to come up underneath one of
+them.&nbsp; More dangerous were the aeroplanes which circled here
+and there.</p>
+<p>The water being calm, I had several times to descend as deep
+as a hundred feet before I was sure that I was out of their
+sight.&nbsp; After I had blown up the three ships at Boulogne I
+saw two aeroplanes flying down Channel, and I knew that they
+would head off any vessels which were coming up.&nbsp; There was
+one very large white steamer lying off Havre, but she steamed
+west before I could reach her.&nbsp; I dare say Stephan or one of
+the others would get her before long.&nbsp; But those infernal
+aeroplanes spoiled our sport for that day.&nbsp; Not another
+steamer did I see, save the never-ending torpedo-boats.&nbsp; I
+consoled myself with the reflection, however, that no food was
+passing me on its way to London.&nbsp; That was what I was there
+for, after all.&nbsp; If I could do it without spending my
+torpedoes, all the better.&nbsp; Up to date I had fired ten of
+them and sunk nine steamers, so I had not wasted my
+weapons.&nbsp; That night I came back to the Kent coast and lay
+upon the bottom in shallow water near Dungeness.</p>
+<p><!-- page 25--><a name="page25"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+25</span>We were all trimmed and ready at the first break of day,
+for I expected to catch some ships which had tried to make the
+Thames in the darkness and had miscalculated their time.&nbsp;
+Sure enough, there was a great steamer coming up Channel and
+flying the American flag.&nbsp; It was all the same to me what
+flag she flew so long as she was engaged in conveying contraband
+of war to the British Isles.&nbsp; There were no torpedo-boats
+about at the moment, so I ran out on the surface and fired a shot
+across her bows.&nbsp; She seemed inclined to go on so I put a
+second one just above her water-line on her port bow.&nbsp; She
+stopped then and a very angry man began to gesticulate from the
+bridge.&nbsp; I ran the <i>Iota</i> almost alongside.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you the captain?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What the&mdash;&rdquo; I won&rsquo;t attempt to
+reproduce his language.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You have food-stuffs on board?&rdquo; I said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s an American ship, you blind beetle!&rdquo;
+he cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;Can&rsquo;t you see the flag?&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s the <i>Vermondia</i>, of Boston.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sorry, Captain,&rdquo; I answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;I have
+really no time for words.&nbsp; Those shots of mine will bring
+the torpedo-boats, and I dare say at this very moment your
+wireless is making trouble for me.&nbsp; Get your people into the
+boats.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I had to show him I was not bluffing, so I drew off and began
+putting shells into him just <!-- page 26--><a
+name="page26"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 26</span>on the
+water-line.&nbsp; When I had knocked six holes in it he was very
+busy on his boats.&nbsp; I fired twenty shots altogether, and no
+torpedo was needed, for she was lying over with a terrible list
+to port, and presently came right on to her side.&nbsp; There she
+lay for two or three minutes before she foundered.&nbsp; There
+were eight boats crammed with people lying round her when she
+went down.&nbsp; I believe everybody was saved, but I could not
+wait to inquire.&nbsp; From all quarters the poor old panting,
+useless war-vessels were hurrying.&nbsp; I filled my tanks, ran
+her bows under, and came up fifteen miles to the south.&nbsp; Of
+course, I knew there would be a big row afterwards&mdash;as there
+was&mdash;but that did not help the starving crowds round the
+London bakers, who only saved their skins, poor devils, by
+explaining to the mob that they had nothing to bake.</p>
+<p>By this time I was becoming rather anxious, as you can
+imagine, to know what was going on in the world and what England
+was thinking about it all.&nbsp; I ran alongside a fishing-boat,
+therefore, and ordered them to give up their papers.&nbsp;
+Unfortunately they had none, except a rag of an evening paper,
+which was full of nothing but betting news.&nbsp; In a second
+attempt I came alongside a small yachting party from Eastbourne,
+who were frightened to death at our sudden appearance out of the
+depths.&nbsp; From <!-- page 27--><a name="page27"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 27</span>them we were lucky enough to get the
+London <i>Courier</i> of that very morning.</p>
+<p>It was interesting reading&mdash;so interesting that I had to
+announce it all to the crew.&nbsp; Of course, you know the
+British style of headline, which gives you all the news at a
+glance.&nbsp; It seemed to me that the whole paper was headlines,
+it was in such a state of excitement.&nbsp; Hardly a word about
+me and my flotilla.&nbsp; We were on the second page.&nbsp; The
+first one began something like this:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">CAPTURE OF
+BLANKENBERG!</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">destruction of
+enemy&rsquo;s fleet</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">burning of
+town</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">trawlers
+destroy mine field</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">loss of two battleships</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">is it the
+end</span>?</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Of course, what I had foreseen had occurred.&nbsp; The town
+was actually occupied by the British.&nbsp; And they thought it
+was the end!&nbsp; We would see about that.</p>
+<p>On the round-the-corner page, at the back of <!-- page 28--><a
+name="page28"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 28</span>the glorious
+resonant leaders, there was a little column which read like
+this:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>HOSTILE SUBMARINES</p>
+<p>Several of the enemy&rsquo;s submarines are at sea, and have
+inflicted some appreciable damage upon our merchant ships.&nbsp;
+The danger-spots upon Monday and the greater part of Tuesday
+appear to have been the mouth of the Thames and the western
+entrance to the Solent.&nbsp; On Monday, between the Nore and
+Margate, there were sunk five large steamers, the <i>Adela</i>,
+<i>Moldavia</i>, <i>Cusco</i>, <i>Cormorant</i>, and <i>Maid of
+Athens</i>, particulars of which will be found below.&nbsp; Near
+Ventnor, on the same day, was sunk the <i>Verulam</i>, from
+Bombay.&nbsp; On Tuesday the <i>Virginia</i>, <i>C&aelig;sar</i>,
+<i>King of the East</i>, and <i>Pathfinder</i> were destroyed
+between the Foreland and Boulogne.&nbsp; The latter three were
+actually lying in French waters, and the most energetic
+representations have been made by the Government of the
+Republic.&nbsp; On the same day <i>The Queen of Sheba</i>,
+<i>Orontes</i>, <i>Diana</i>, and <i>Atalanta</i> were destroyed
+near the Needles.&nbsp; Wireless messages have stopped all
+ingoing cargo-ships from coming up Channel, but unfortunately
+there is evidence that at least two of the enemy&rsquo;s
+submarines are in the West.&nbsp; Four cattle-ships from Dublin
+to Liverpool were sunk yesterday evening, while three
+Bristol-bound steamers, <i>The Hilda</i>, <i>Mercury</i>, and
+<i>Maria Toser</i>, were blown up in the neighbourhood of Lundy
+Island.&nbsp; Commerce has, so far as possible, been diverted
+into <!-- page 29--><a name="page29"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+29</span>safer channels, but in the meantime, however vexatious
+these incidents may be, and however grievous the loss both to the
+owners and to Lloyd&rsquo;s, we may console ourselves by the
+reflection that since a submarine cannot keep the sea for more
+than ten days without refitting, and since the base has been
+captured, there must come a speedy term to these
+depredations.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So much for the <i>Courier&rsquo;s</i> account of our
+proceedings.&nbsp; Another small paragraph was, however, more
+eloquent:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The price of wheat, which stood at
+thirty-five shillings a week before the declaration of war, was
+quoted yesterday on the Baltic at fifty-two.&nbsp; Maize has gone
+from twenty-one to thirty-seven, barley from nineteen to
+thirty-five, sugar (foreign granulated) from eleven shillings and
+threepence to nineteen shillings and sixpence.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;Good, my lads!&rdquo; said I, when I read it to the
+crew.&nbsp; &ldquo;I can assure you that those few lines will
+prove to mean more than the whole page about the Fall of
+Blankenberg.&nbsp; Now let us get down Channel and send those
+prices up a little higher.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>All traffic had stopped for London&mdash;not so bad for the
+little <i>Iota</i>&mdash;and we did not see a steamer that was
+worth a torpedo between Dungeness and the Isle of Wight.&nbsp;
+There I called <!-- page 30--><a name="page30"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 30</span>Stephan up by wireless, and by seven
+o&rsquo;clock we were actually lying side by side in a smooth
+rolling sea&mdash;Hengistbury Head bearing N.N.W. and about five
+miles distant.&nbsp; The two crews clustered on the whale-backs
+and shouted their joy at seeing friendly faces once more.&nbsp;
+Stephan had done extraordinarily well.&nbsp; I had, of course,
+read in the London paper of his four ships on Tuesday, but he had
+sunk no fewer than seven since, for many of those which should
+have come to the Thames had tried to make Southampton.&nbsp; Of
+the seven, one was of twenty thousand tons, a grain-ship from
+America, a second was a grain-ship from the Black Sea, and two
+others were great liners from South Africa.&nbsp; I congratulated
+Stephan with all my heart upon his splendid achievement.&nbsp;
+Then as we had been seen by a destroyer which was approaching at
+a great pace, we both dived, coming up again off the Needles,
+where we spent the night in company.&nbsp; We could not visit
+each other, since we had no boat, but we lay so nearly alongside
+that we were able, Stephan and I, to talk from hatch to hatch and
+so make our plans.</p>
+<p>He had shot away more than half his torpedoes, and so had I,
+and yet we were very averse from returning to our base so long as
+our oil held out.&nbsp; I told him of my experience with the
+Boston steamer, and we mutually agreed to sink the ships by
+gun-fire in future so far as possible.&nbsp; <!-- page 31--><a
+name="page31"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 31</span>I remember
+old Horli saying, &ldquo;What use is a gun aboard a
+submarine?&rdquo;&nbsp; We were about to show.&nbsp; I read the
+English paper to Stephan by the light of my electric torch, and
+we both agreed that few ships would now come up the
+Channel.&nbsp; That sentence about diverting commerce to safer
+routes could only mean that the ships would go round the North of
+Ireland and unload at Glasgow.&nbsp; Oh, for two more ships to
+stop that entrance!&nbsp; Heavens, what <i>would</i> England have
+done against a foe with thirty or forty submarines, since we only
+needed six instead of four to complete her destruction!&nbsp;
+After much talk we decided that the best plan would be that I
+should dispatch a cipher telegram next morning from a French port
+to tell them to send the four second-rate boats to cruise off the
+North of Ireland and West of Scotland.&nbsp; Then when I had done
+this I should move down Channel with Stephan and operate at the
+mouth, while the other two boats could work in the Irish
+Sea.&nbsp; Having made these plans, I set off across the Channel
+in the early morning, reaching the small village of Etretat, in
+Brittany.&nbsp; There I got off my telegram and then laid my
+course for Falmouth, passing under the keels of two British
+cruisers which were making eagerly for Etretat, having heard by
+wireless that we were there.</p>
+<p>Half-way down Channel we had trouble with a <!-- page 32--><a
+name="page32"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 32</span>short circuit
+in our electric engines, and were compelled to run on the surface
+for several hours while we replaced one of the cam-shafts and
+renewed some washers.&nbsp; It was a ticklish time, for had a
+torpedo-boat come upon us we could not have dived.&nbsp; The
+perfect submarine of the future will surely have some alternative
+engines for such an emergency.&nbsp; However by the skill of
+Engineer Morro, we got things going once more.&nbsp; All the time
+we lay there I saw a hydroplane floating between us and the
+British coast.&nbsp; I can understand how a mouse feels when it
+is in a tuft of grass and sees a hawk high up in the
+heavens.&nbsp; However, all went well; the mouse became a
+water-rat, it wagged its tail in derision at the poor blind old
+hawk, and it dived down into a nice safe green, quiet world where
+there was nothing to injure it.</p>
+<p>It was on the Wednesday night that the <i>Iota</i> crossed to
+Etretat.&nbsp; It was Friday afternoon before we had reached our
+new cruising ground.&nbsp; Only one large steamer did I see upon
+our way.&nbsp; The terror we had caused had cleared the
+Channel.&nbsp; This big boat had a clever captain on board.&nbsp;
+His tactics were excellent and took him in safety to the
+Thames.&nbsp; He came zigzagging up Channel at twenty-five knots,
+shooting off from his course at all sorts of unexpected
+angles.&nbsp; With our slow pace we could not catch him, nor
+could we <!-- page 33--><a name="page33"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 33</span>calculate his line so as to cut him
+off.&nbsp; Of course, he had never seen us, but he judged, and
+judged rightly, that wherever we were those were the tactics by
+which he had the best chance of getting past.&nbsp; He deserved
+his success.</p>
+<p>But, of course, it is only in a wide Channel that such things
+can be done.&nbsp; Had I met him in the mouth of the Thames there
+would have been a different story to tell.&nbsp; As I approached
+Falmouth I destroyed a three-thousand-ton boat from Cork, laden
+with butter and cheese.&nbsp; It was my only success for three
+days.</p>
+<p>That night (Friday, April 16th) I called up Stephan, but
+received no reply.&nbsp; As I was within a few miles of our
+rendezvous, and as he would not be cruising after dark, I was
+puzzled to account for his silence.&nbsp; I could only imagine
+that his wireless was deranged.&nbsp; But, alas!</p>
+<p>I was soon to find the true reason from a copy of the
+<i>Western Morning News</i>, which I obtained from a Brixham
+trawler.&nbsp; The <i>Kappa</i>, with her gallant commander and
+crew, were at the bottom of the English Channel.</p>
+<p>It appeared from this account that after I had parted from him
+he had met and sunk no fewer than five vessels.&nbsp; I gathered
+these to be his work, since all of them were by gun-fire, and all
+were on the south coast of Dorset or Devon.&nbsp; How he met his
+fate was stated in a short telegram which was headed
+&ldquo;Sinking of a Hostile <!-- page 34--><a
+name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+34</span>Submarine.&rdquo;&nbsp; It was marked
+&ldquo;Falmouth,&rdquo; and ran thus:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>The P. and O. mail steamer <i>Macedonia</i> came
+into this port last night with five shell holes between wind and
+water.&nbsp; She reports having been attacked by a hostile
+submarine ten miles to the south-east of the Lizard.&nbsp;
+Instead of using her torpedoes, the submarine for some reason
+approached from the surface and fired five shots from a
+semi-automatic twelve-pounder gun.&nbsp; She was evidently under
+the impression that the <i>Macedonia</i> was unarmed.&nbsp; As a
+matter of fact, being warned of the presence of submarines in the
+Channel, the <i>Macedonia</i> had mounted her armament as an
+auxiliary cruiser.&nbsp; She opened fire with two quick-firers
+and blew away the conning-tower of the submarine.&nbsp; It is
+probable that the shells went right through her, as she sank at
+once with her hatches open.&nbsp; The <i>Macedonia</i> was only
+kept afloat by her pumps.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Such was the end of the <i>Kappa</i>, and my gallant friend,
+Commander Stephan.&nbsp; His best epitaph was in a corner of the
+same paper, and was headed &ldquo;Mark Lane.&rdquo;&nbsp; It
+ran:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Wheat (average) 66, maize 48, barley
+50.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Well, if Stephan was gone there was the more need for me to
+show energy.&nbsp; My plans were quickly taken, but they were
+comprehensive.&nbsp; All that day (Saturday) I passed down the
+Cornish coast and round Land&rsquo;s End, getting <!-- page
+35--><a name="page35"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 35</span>two
+steamers on the way.&nbsp; I had learned from Stephan&rsquo;s
+fate that it was better to torpedo the large craft, but I was
+aware that the auxiliary cruisers of the British Government were
+all over ten thousand tons, so that for all ships under that size
+it was safe to use my gun.&nbsp; Both these craft, the
+<i>Yelland</i> and the <i>Playboy</i>&mdash;the latter an
+American ship&mdash;were perfectly harmless, so I came up within
+a hundred yards of them and speedily sank them, after allowing
+their people to get into boats.&nbsp; Some other steamers lay
+farther out, but I was so eager to make my new arrangements that
+I did not go out of my course to molest them.&nbsp; Just before
+sunset, however, so magnificent a prey came within my radius of
+action that I could not possibly refuse her.&nbsp; No sailor
+could fail to recognize that glorious monarch of the sea, with
+her four cream funnels tipped with black, her huge black sides,
+her red bilges, and her high white top-hamper, roaring up Channel
+at twenty-three knots, and carrying her forty-five thousand tons
+as lightly as if she were a five-ton motor-boat.&nbsp; It was the
+queenly <i>Olympic</i>, of the White Star&mdash;once the largest
+and still the comeliest of liners.&nbsp; What a picture she made,
+with the blue Cornish sea creaming round her giant fore-foot, and
+the pink western sky with one evening star forming the background
+to her noble lines.</p>
+<p>She was about five miles off when we dived <!-- page 36--><a
+name="page36"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 36</span>to cut her
+off.&nbsp; My calculation was exact.&nbsp; As we came abreast we
+loosed our torpedo and struck her fair.&nbsp; We swirled round
+with the concussion of the water.&nbsp; I saw her in my periscope
+list over on her side, and I knew that she had her
+death-blow.&nbsp; She settled down slowly, and there was plenty
+of time to save her people.&nbsp; The sea was dotted with her
+boats.&nbsp; When I got about three miles off I rose to the
+surface, and the whole crew clustered up to see the wonderful
+sight.&nbsp; She dived bows foremost, and there was a terrific
+explosion, which sent one of the funnels into the air.&nbsp; I
+suppose we should have cheered&mdash;somehow, none of us felt
+like cheering.&nbsp; We were all keen sailors, and it went to our
+hearts to see such a ship go down like a broken eggshell.&nbsp; I
+gave a gruff order, and all were at their posts again while we
+headed north-west.&nbsp; Once round the Land&rsquo;s End I called
+up my two consorts, and we met next day at Hartland Point, the
+south end of Bideford Bay.&nbsp; For the moment the Channel was
+clear, but the English could not know it, and I reckoned that the
+loss of the <i>Olympic</i> would stop all ships for a day or two
+at least.</p>
+<p>Having assembled the <i>Delta</i> and <i>Epsilon</i>, one on
+each side of me, I received the report from Miriam and Var, the
+respective commanders.&nbsp; Each had expended twelve torpedoes,
+and between them they had sunk twenty-two steamers.&nbsp; <!--
+page 37--><a name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+37</span>One man had been killed by the machinery on board of the
+<i>Delta</i>, and two had been burned by the ignition of some oil
+on the <i>Epsilon</i>.&nbsp; I took these injured men on board,
+and I gave each of the boats one of my crew.&nbsp; I also divided
+my spare oil, my provisions, and my torpedoes among them, though
+we had the greatest possible difficulty in those crank vessels in
+transferring them from one to the other.&nbsp; However, by ten
+o&rsquo;clock it was done, and the two vessels were in condition
+to keep the sea for another ten days.&nbsp; For my part, with
+only two torpedoes left, I headed north up the Irish Sea.&nbsp;
+One of my torpedoes I expended that evening upon a cattle-ship
+making for Milford Haven.&nbsp; Late at night, being abreast of
+Holyhead, I called upon my four northern boats, but without
+reply.&nbsp; Their Marconi range is very limited.&nbsp; About
+three in the afternoon of the next day I had a feeble
+answer.&nbsp; It was a great relief to me to find that my
+telegraphic instructions had reached them and that they were on
+their station.&nbsp; Before evening we all assembled in the lee
+of Sanda Island, in the Mull of Kintyre.&nbsp; I felt an admiral
+indeed when I saw my five whale-backs all in a row.&nbsp;
+Panza&rsquo;s report was excellent.&nbsp; They had come round by
+the Pentland Firth and reached their cruising ground on the
+fourth day.&nbsp; Already they had destroyed twenty vessels
+without any mishap.&nbsp; I ordered the <i>Beta</i> to <!-- page
+38--><a name="page38"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+38</span>divide her oil and torpedoes among the other three, so
+that they were in good condition to continue their cruise.&nbsp;
+Then the <i>Beta</i> and I headed for home, reaching our base
+upon Sunday, April 25th.&nbsp; Off Cape Wrath I picked up a paper
+from a small schooner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wheat, 84; Maize, 60; Barley, 62.&rdquo;&nbsp; What
+were battles and bombardments compared to that!</p>
+<p>The whole coast of Norland was closely blockaded by cordon
+within cordon, and every port, even the smallest, held by the
+British.&nbsp; But why should they suspect my modest
+confectioner&rsquo;s villa more than any other of the ten
+thousand houses that face the sea?&nbsp; I was glad when I picked
+up its homely white front in my periscope.&nbsp; That night I
+landed and found my stores intact.&nbsp; Before morning the
+<i>Beta</i> reported itself, for we had the windows lit as a
+guide.</p>
+<p>It is not for me to recount the messages which I found waiting
+for me at my humble headquarters.&nbsp; They shall ever remain as
+the patents of nobility of my family.&nbsp; Among others was that
+never-to-be-forgotten salutation from my King.&nbsp; He desired
+me to present myself at Hauptville, but for once I took it upon
+myself to disobey his commands.&nbsp; It took me two
+days&mdash;or rather two nights, for we sank ourselves during the
+daylight hours&mdash;to get all our stores on board, but my
+presence was needful every minute of <!-- page 39--><a
+name="page39"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 39</span>the
+time.&nbsp; On the third morning, at four o&rsquo;clock, the
+<i>Beta</i> and my own little flagship were at sea once more,
+bound for our original station off the mouth of the Thames.</p>
+<p>I had no time to read our papers whilst I was refitting, but I
+gathered the news after we got under way.&nbsp; The British
+occupied all our ports, but otherwise we had not suffered at all,
+since we have excellent railway communications with Europe.&nbsp;
+Prices had altered little, and our industries continued as
+before.&nbsp; There was talk of a British invasion, but this I
+knew to be absolute nonsense, for the British must have learned
+by this time that it would be sheer murder to send transports
+full of soldiers to sea in the face of submarines.&nbsp; When
+they have a tunnel they can use their fine expeditionary force
+upon the Continent, but until then it might just as well not
+exist so far as Europe is concerned.&nbsp; My own country,
+therefore, was in good case and had nothing to fear.&nbsp; Great
+Britain, however, was already feeling my grip upon her
+throat.&nbsp; As in normal times four-fifths of her food is
+imported, prices were rising by leaps and bounds.&nbsp; The
+supplies in the country were beginning to show signs of
+depletion, while little was coming in to replace it.&nbsp; The
+insurances at Lloyd&rsquo;s had risen to a figure which made the
+price of the food prohibitive to the mass of the people by the
+time it had reached the market.&nbsp; <!-- page 40--><a
+name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 40</span>The loaf,
+which, under ordinary circumstances stood at fivepence, was
+already at one and twopence.&nbsp; Beef was three shillings and
+fourpence a pound, and mutton two shillings and ninepence.&nbsp;
+Everything else was in proportion.&nbsp; The Government had acted
+with energy and offered a big bounty for corn to be planted at
+once.&nbsp; It could only be reaped five months hence, however,
+and long before then, as the papers pointed out, half the island
+would be dead from starvation.&nbsp; Strong appeals had been made
+to the patriotism of the people, and they were assured that the
+interference with trade was temporary, and that with a little
+patience all would be well.&nbsp; But already there was a marked
+rise in the death-rate, especially among children, who suffered
+from want of milk, the cattle being slaughtered for food.&nbsp;
+There was serious rioting in the Lanarkshire coalfields and in
+the Midlands, together with a Socialistic upheaval in the East of
+London, which had assumed the proportions of a civil war.&nbsp;
+Already there were responsible papers which declared that England
+was in an impossible position, and that an immediate peace was
+necessary to prevent one of the greatest tragedies in
+history.&nbsp; It was my task now to prove to them that they were
+right.</p>
+<p>It was May 2nd when I found myself back at the Maplin Sands to
+the north of the estuary of the Thames.&nbsp; The <i>Beta</i> was
+sent on to the <!-- page 41--><a name="page41"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 41</span>Solent to block it and take the place
+of the lamented <i>Kappa</i>.&nbsp; And now I was throttling
+Britain indeed&mdash;London, Southampton, the Bristol Channel,
+Liverpool, the North Channel, the Glasgow approaches, each was
+guarded by my boats.&nbsp; Great liners were, as we learned
+afterwards, pouring their supplies into Galway and the West of
+Ireland, where provisions were cheaper than has ever been
+known.&nbsp; Tens of thousands were embarking from Britain for
+Ireland in order to save themselves from starvation.&nbsp; But
+you cannot transplant a whole dense population.&nbsp; The main
+body of the people, by the middle of May, were actually
+starving.&nbsp; At that date wheat was at a hundred, maize and
+barley at eighty.&nbsp; Even the most obstinate had begun to see
+that the situation could not possibly continue.</p>
+<p>In the great towns starving crowds clamoured for bread before
+the municipal offices, and public officials everywhere were
+attacked and often murdered by frantic mobs, composed largely of
+desperate women who had seen their infants perish before their
+eyes.&nbsp; In the country, roots, bark, and weeds of every sort
+were used as food.&nbsp; In London the private mansions of
+Ministers were guarded by strong pickets of soldiers, while a
+battalion of Guards was camped permanently round the Houses of
+Parliament.&nbsp; The lives of the Prime Minister and of the
+Foreign Secretary <!-- page 42--><a name="page42"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 42</span>were continually threatened and
+occasionally attempted.&nbsp; Yet the Government had entered upon
+the war with the full assent of every party in the State.&nbsp;
+The true culprits were those, be they politicians or journalists,
+who had not the foresight to understand that unless Britain grew
+her own supplies, or unless by means of a tunnel she had some way
+of conveying them into the island, all her mighty expenditure
+upon her army and her fleet was a mere waste of money so long as
+her antagonists had a few submarines and men who could use
+them.&nbsp; England has often been stupid, but has got off
+scot-free.&nbsp; This time she was stupid and had to pay the
+price.&nbsp; You can&rsquo;t expect Luck to be your saviour
+always.</p>
+<p>It would be a mere repetition of what I have already described
+if I were to recount all our proceedings during that first ten
+days after I resumed my station.&nbsp; During my absence the
+ships had taken heart and had begun to come up again.&nbsp; In
+the first day I got four.&nbsp; After that I had to go farther
+afield, and again I picked up several in French waters.&nbsp;
+Once I had a narrow escape through one of my kingston valves
+getting some grit into it and refusing to act when I was below
+the surface.&nbsp; Our margin of buoyancy just carried us
+through.&nbsp; By the end of that week the Channel was clear
+again, and both <i>Beta</i> and my own boat were down West once
+more.&nbsp; There we had encouraging <!-- page 43--><a
+name="page43"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 43</span>messages from
+our Bristol consort, who in turn had heard from <i>Delta</i> at
+Liverpool.&nbsp; Our task was completely done.&nbsp; We could not
+prevent all food from passing into the British Islands, but at
+least we had raised what did get in to a price which put it far
+beyond the means of the penniless, workless multitudes.&nbsp; In
+vain Government commandeered it all and doled it out as a general
+feeds the garrison of a fortress.&nbsp; The task was too
+great&mdash;the responsibility too horrible.&nbsp; Even the proud
+and stubborn English could not face it any longer.</p>
+<p>I remember well how the news came to me.&nbsp; I was lying at
+the time off Selsey Bill when I saw a small war-vessel coming
+down Channel.&nbsp; It had never been my policy to attack any
+vessel coming <i>down</i>.&nbsp; My torpedoes and even my shells
+were too precious for that.&nbsp; I could not help being
+attracted, however, by the movements of this ship, which came
+slowly zigzagging in my direction.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Looking for me,&rdquo; thought I.&nbsp; &ldquo;What on
+earth does the foolish thing hope to do if she could find
+me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I was lying awash at the time and got ready to go below in
+case she should come for me.&nbsp; But at that moment&mdash;she
+was about half a mile away&mdash;she turned her quarter, and
+there to my amazement was the red flag with the blue circle, our
+own beloved flag, flying from her peak.&nbsp; For <!-- page
+44--><a name="page44"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 44</span>a
+moment I thought that this was some clever dodge of the enemy to
+tempt me within range.&nbsp; I snatched up my glasses and called
+on Vornal.&nbsp; Then we both recognized the vessel.&nbsp; It was
+the <i>Juno</i>, the only one left intact of our own
+cruisers.&nbsp; What could she be doing flying the flag in the
+enemy&rsquo;s waters?&nbsp; Then I understood it, and turning to
+Vornal, we threw ourselves into each other&rsquo;s arms.&nbsp; It
+could only mean an armistice&mdash;or peace!</p>
+<p>And it was peace.&nbsp; We learned the glad news when we had
+risen alongside the <i>Juno</i>, and the ringing cheers which
+greeted us had at last died away.&nbsp; Our orders were to report
+ourselves at once at Blankenberg.&nbsp; Then she passed on down
+Channel to collect the others.&nbsp; We returned to port upon the
+surface, steaming through the whole British fleet as we passed up
+the North Sea.&nbsp; The crews clustered thick along the sides of
+the vessels to watch us.&nbsp; I can see now their sullen, angry
+faces.&nbsp; Many shook their fists and cursed us as we went
+by.&nbsp; It was not that we had damaged them&mdash;I will do
+them the justice to say that the English, as the old Boer War has
+proved, bear no resentment against a brave enemy&mdash;but that
+they thought us cowardly to attack merchant ships and avoid the
+warships.&nbsp; It is like the Arabs who think that a flank
+attack is a mean, unmanly device.&nbsp; War is not a big game, my
+English friends.&nbsp; It is a desperate <!-- page 45--><a
+name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 45</span>business to
+gain the upper hand, and one must use one&rsquo;s brain in order
+to find the weak spot of one&rsquo;s enemy.&nbsp; It is not fair
+to blame me if I have found yours.&nbsp; It was my duty.&nbsp;
+Perhaps those officers and sailors who scowled at the little
+<i>Iota</i> that May morning have by this time done me justice
+when the first bitterness of undeserved defeat was passed.</p>
+<p>Let others describe my entrance into Blankenberg; the mad
+enthusiasm of the crowds, and the magnificent public reception of
+each successive boat as it arrived.&nbsp; Surely the men deserved
+the grant made them by the State which has enabled each of them
+to be independent for life.&nbsp; As a feat of endurance, that
+long residence in such a state of mental tension in cramped
+quarters, breathing an unnatural atmosphere, will long remain as
+a record.&nbsp; The country may well be proud of such
+sailors.</p>
+<p>The terms of peace were not made onerous, for we were in no
+condition to make Great Britain our permanent enemy.&nbsp; We
+knew well that we had won the war by circumstances which would
+never be allowed to occur again, and that in a few years the
+Island Power would be as strong as ever&mdash;stronger,
+perhaps&mdash;for the lesson that she had learned.&nbsp; It would
+be madness to provoke such an antagonist.&nbsp; A mutual salute
+of flags was arranged, the Colonial boundary was adjusted by
+arbitration, and we claimed no indemnity <!-- page 46--><a
+name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 46</span>beyond an
+undertaking on the part of Britain that she would pay any damages
+which an International Court might award to France or to the
+United States for injury received through the operations of our
+submarines.&nbsp; So ended the war!</p>
+<p>Of course, England will not be caught napping in such a
+fashion again!&nbsp; Her foolish blindness is partly explained by
+her delusion that her enemy would not torpedo merchant
+vessels.&nbsp; Common sense should have told her that her enemy
+will play the game that suits them best&mdash;that they will not
+inquire what they may do, but they will do it first and talk
+about it afterwards.&nbsp; The opinion of the whole world now is
+that if a blockade were proclaimed one may do what one can with
+those who try to break it, and that it was as reasonable to
+prevent food from reaching England in war time as it is for a
+besieger to prevent the victualling of a beleaguered
+fortress.</p>
+<p>I cannot end this account better than by quoting the first few
+paragraphs of a leader in the <i>Times</i>, which appeared
+shortly after the declaration of peace.&nbsp; It may be taken to
+epitomize the saner public opinion of England upon the meaning
+and lessons of the episode.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;In all this miserable business,&rdquo; said
+the writer, &ldquo;which has cost us the loss of a considerable
+portion of our merchant fleet and more than <!-- page 47--><a
+name="page47"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 47</span>fifty
+thousand civilian lives, there is just one consolation to be
+found.&nbsp; It lies in the fact that our temporary conqueror is
+a Power which is not strong enough to reap the fruits of her
+victory.&nbsp; Had we endured this humiliation at the hands of
+any of the first-class Powers it would certainly have entailed
+the loss of all our Crown Colonies and tropical possessions,
+besides the payment of a huge indemnity.&nbsp; We were absolutely
+at the feet of our conqueror and had no possible alternative but
+to submit to her terms, however onerous.&nbsp; Norland has had
+the good sense to understand that she must not abuse her
+temporary advantage, and has been generous in her dealings.&nbsp;
+In the grip of any other Power we should have ceased to exist as
+an Empire.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Even now we are not out of the wood.&nbsp; Some one may
+maliciously pick a quarrel with us before we get our house in
+order, and use the easy weapon which has been demonstrated.&nbsp;
+It is to meet such a contingency that the Government has rushed
+enormous stores of food at the public expense into the
+country.&nbsp; In a very few months the new harvest will have
+appeared.&nbsp; On the whole we can face the immediate future
+without undue depression, though there remain some causes for
+anxiety.&nbsp; These will no doubt be energetically handled by
+this new and efficient Government, which has taken the place of
+those discredited politicians who led us into a war without
+having foreseen how helpless we were against an obvious form of
+attack.</p>
+<p><!-- page 48--><a name="page48"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+48</span>&ldquo;Already the lines of our reconstruction are
+evident.&nbsp; The first and most important is that our Party men
+realize that there is something more vital than their academic
+disputes about Free Trade or Protection, and that all theory must
+give way to the fact that a country is in an artificial and
+dangerous condition if she does not produce within her own
+borders sufficient food to at least keep life in her
+population.&nbsp; Whether this should be brought about by a tax
+upon foreign foodstuffs, or by a bounty upon home products, or by
+a combination of the two, is now under discussion.&nbsp; But all
+Parties are combined upon the principle, and, though it will
+undoubtedly entail either a rise in prices or a deterioration in
+quality in the food of the working-classes, they will at least be
+insured against so terrible a visitation as that which is fresh
+in our memories.&nbsp; At any rate, we have got past the stage of
+argument.&nbsp; It <i>must</i> be so.&nbsp; The increased
+prosperity of the farming interest, and, as we will hope, the
+cessation of agricultural emigration, will be benefits to be
+counted against the obvious disadvantages.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The second lesson is the immediate construction of not
+one but two double-lined railways under the Channel.&nbsp; We
+stand in a white sheet over the matter, since the project has
+always been discouraged in these columns, but we are prepared to
+admit that had such railway communication been combined with
+adequate arrangements for forwarding supplies from Marseilles, we
+should have avoided our recent <!-- page 49--><a
+name="page49"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+49</span>surrender.&nbsp; We still insist that we cannot trust
+entirely to a tunnel, since our enemy might have allies in the
+Mediterranean; but in a single contest with any Power of the
+North of Europe it would certainly be of inestimable
+benefit.&nbsp; There may be dangers attendant upon the existence
+of a tunnel, but it must now be admitted that they are trivial
+compared to those which come from its absence.&nbsp; As to the
+building of large fleets of merchant submarines for the carriage
+of food, that is a new departure which will be an additional
+insurance against the danger which has left so dark a page in the
+history of our country.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><!-- page 50--><a name="page50"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+50</span>II.&nbsp; ONE CROWDED HOUR</h2>
+<p>The place was the Eastbourne-Tunbridge road, not very far from
+the Cross in Hand&mdash;a lonely stretch, with a heath running
+upon either side.&nbsp; The time was half-past eleven upon a
+Sunday night in the late summer.&nbsp; A motor was passing slowly
+down the road.</p>
+<p>It was a long, lean Rolls-Royce, running smoothly with a
+gentle purring of the engine.&nbsp; Through the two vivid circles
+cast by the electric head-lights the waving grass fringes and
+clumps of heather streamed swiftly like some golden
+cinematograph, leaving a blacker darkness behind and around
+them.&nbsp; One ruby-red spot shone upon the road, but no
+number-plate was visible within the dim ruddy halo of the
+tail-lamp which cast it.&nbsp; The car was open and of a tourist
+type, but even in that obscure light, for the night was moonless,
+an observer could hardly fail to have noticed a curious
+indefiniteness in its lines.&nbsp; As it slid into and across the
+broad stream of light from <!-- page 51--><a
+name="page51"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 51</span>an open
+cottage door the reason could be seen.&nbsp; The body was hung
+with a singular loose arrangement of brown holland.&nbsp; Even
+the long black bonnet was banded with some close-drawn
+drapery.</p>
+<p>The solitary man who drove this curious car was broad and
+burly.&nbsp; He sat hunched up over his steering-wheel, with the
+brim of a Tyrolean hat drawn down over his eyes.&nbsp; The red
+end of a cigarette smouldered under the black shadow thrown by
+the headgear.&nbsp; A dark ulster of some frieze-like material
+was turned up in the collar until it covered his ears.&nbsp; His
+neck was pushed forward from his rounded shoulders, and he
+seemed, as the car now slid noiselessly down the long, sloping
+road, with the clutch disengaged and the engine running free, to
+be peering ahead of him through the darkness in search of some
+eagerly-expected object.</p>
+<p>The distant toot of a motor-horn came faintly from some point
+far to the south of him.&nbsp; On such a night, at such a place,
+all traffic must be from south to north when the current of
+London week-enders sweeps back from the watering-place to the
+capital&mdash;from pleasure to duty.&nbsp; The man sat straight
+and listened intently.&nbsp; Yes, there it was again, and
+certainly to the south of him.&nbsp; His face was over the wheel
+and his eyes strained through the darkness.&nbsp; <!-- page
+52--><a name="page52"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 52</span>Then
+suddenly he spat out his cigarette and gave a sharp intake of the
+breath.&nbsp; Far away down the road two little yellow points had
+rounded a curve.&nbsp; They vanished into a dip, shot upwards
+once more, and then vanished again.&nbsp; The inert man in the
+draped car woke suddenly into intense life.&nbsp; From his pocket
+he pulled a mask of dark cloth, which he fastened securely across
+his face, adjusting it carefully that his sight might be
+unimpeded.&nbsp; For an instant he uncovered an acetylene
+hand-lantern, took a hasty glance at his own preparations, and
+laid it beside a Mauser pistol upon the seat alongside him.&nbsp;
+Then, twitching his hat down lower than ever, he released his
+clutch and slid downward his gear-lever.&nbsp; With a chuckle and
+shudder the long, black machine sprang forward, and shot with a
+soft sigh from her powerful engines down the sloping
+gradient.&nbsp; The driver stooped and switched off his electric
+head-lights.&nbsp; Only a dim grey swathe cut through the black
+heath indicated the line of his road.&nbsp; From in front there
+came presently a confused puffing and rattling and clanging as
+the oncoming car breasted the slope.&nbsp; It coughed and
+spluttered on a powerful, old-fashioned low gear, while its
+engine throbbed like a weary heart.&nbsp; The yellow, glaring
+lights dipped for the last time into a switchback curve.&nbsp;
+When they reappeared over the crest the two cars were within <!--
+page 53--><a name="page53"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+53</span>thirty yards of each other.&nbsp; The dark one darted
+across the road and barred the other&rsquo;s passage, while a
+warning acetylene lamp was waved in the air.&nbsp; With a jarring
+of brakes the noisy new-comer was brought to a halt.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I say,&rdquo; cried an aggrieved voice,
+&ldquo;&rsquo;pon my soul, you know, we might have had an
+accident.&nbsp; Why the devil don&rsquo;t you keep your
+head-lights on?&nbsp; I never saw you till I nearly burst my
+radiators on you!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The acetylene lamp, held forward, discovered a very angry
+young man, blue-eyed, yellow-moustached, and florid, sitting
+alone at the wheel of an antiquated twelve-horse Wolseley.&nbsp;
+Suddenly the aggrieved look upon his flushed face changed to one
+of absolute bewilderment.&nbsp; The driver in the dark car had
+sprung out of the seat, a black, long-barrelled, wicked-looking
+pistol was poked in the traveller&rsquo;s face, and behind the
+further sights of it was a circle of black cloth with two deadly
+eyes looking from as many slits.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hands up!&rdquo; said a quick, stern voice.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Hands up! or, by the Lord&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man was as brave as his neighbours, but the hands
+went up all the same.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Get down!&rdquo; said his assailant, curtly.</p>
+<p>The young man stepped forth into the road, followed closely by
+the covering lantern and pistol.&nbsp; Once he made as if he
+would drop his <!-- page 54--><a name="page54"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 54</span>hands, but a short, stern word jerked
+them up again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I say, look here, this is rather out o&rsquo; date,
+ain&rsquo;t it?&rdquo; said the traveller.&nbsp; &ldquo;I expect
+you&rsquo;re joking&mdash;what?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your watch,&rdquo; said the man behind the Mauser
+pistol.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You can&rsquo;t really mean it!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your watch, I say!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, take it, if you must.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s only
+plated, anyhow.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re two centuries out in time, or
+a few thousand miles longitude.&nbsp; The bush is your
+mark&mdash;or America.&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t seem in the picture
+on a Sussex road.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Purse,&rdquo; said the man.&nbsp; There was something
+very compelling in his voice and methods.&nbsp; The purse was
+handed over.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Any rings?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t wear &rsquo;em.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Stand there!&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t move!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The highwayman passed his victim and threw open the bonnet of
+the Wolseley.&nbsp; His hand, with a pair of steel pliers, was
+thrust deep into the works.&nbsp; There was the snap of a parting
+wire.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hang it all, don&rsquo;t crock my car!&rdquo; cried the
+traveller.</p>
+<p>He turned, but quick as a flash the pistol was at his head
+once more.&nbsp; And yet even in that flash, whilst the robber
+whisked round from the broken circuit, something had caught the
+young <!-- page 55--><a name="page55"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 55</span>man&rsquo;s eye which made him gasp
+and start.&nbsp; He opened his mouth as if about to shout some
+words.&nbsp; Then with an evident effort he restrained
+himself.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Get in,&rdquo; said the highwayman.</p>
+<p>The traveller climbed back to his seat.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is your name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ronald Barker.&nbsp; What&rsquo;s yours?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The masked man ignored the impertinence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where do you live?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My cards are in my purse.&nbsp; Take one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The highwayman sprang into his car, the engine of which had
+hissed and whispered in gentle accompaniment to the
+interview.&nbsp; With a clash he threw back his side-brake, flung
+in his gears, twirled the wheel hard round, and cleared the
+motionless Wolseley.&nbsp; A minute later he was gliding swiftly,
+with all his lights&rsquo; gleaming, some half-mile southward on
+the road, while Mr. Ronald Barker, a side-lamp in his hand, was
+rummaging furiously among the odds and ends of his repair-box for
+a strand of wire which would connect up his electricity and set
+him on his way once more.</p>
+<p>When he had placed a safe distance between himself and his
+victim, the adventurer eased up, took his booty from his pocket,
+replaced the watch, opened the purse, and counted out the
+money.&nbsp; Seven shillings constituted the miserable
+spoil.&nbsp; The poor result of his efforts seemed to amuse
+rather than annoy him, for <!-- page 56--><a
+name="page56"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 56</span>he chuckled
+as he held the two half-crowns and the florin in the glare of his
+lantern.&nbsp; Then suddenly his manner changed.&nbsp; He thrust
+the thin purse back into his pocket, released his brake, and shot
+onwards with the same tense bearing with which he had started
+upon his adventure.&nbsp; The lights of another car were coming
+down the road.</p>
+<p>On this occasion the methods of the highwayman were less
+furtive.&nbsp; Experience had clearly given him confidence.&nbsp;
+With lights still blazing, he ran towards the new-comers, and,
+halting in the middle of the road, summoned them to stop.&nbsp;
+From the point of view of the astonished travellers the result
+was sufficiently impressive.&nbsp; They saw in the glare of their
+own head-lights two glowing discs on either side of the long,
+black-muzzled snout of a high-power car, and above the masked
+face and menacing figure of its solitary driver.&nbsp; In the
+golden circle thrown by the rover there stood an elegant,
+open-topped, twenty-horse Humber, with an undersized and very
+astonished chauffeur blinking from under his peaked cap.&nbsp;
+From behind the wind-screen the veil-bound hats and wondering
+faces of two very pretty young women protruded, one upon either
+side, and a little crescendo of frightened squeaks announced the
+acute emotion of one of them.&nbsp; The other was cooler and more
+critical.</p>
+<p><!-- page 57--><a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+57</span>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t give it away, Hilda,&rdquo; she
+whispered.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do shut up, and don&rsquo;t be such a
+silly.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s Bertie or one of the boys playing it on
+us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no!&nbsp; It&rsquo;s the real thing, Flossie.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s a robber, sure enough.&nbsp; Oh, my goodness, whatever
+shall we do?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What an &lsquo;ad.&rsquo;!&rdquo; cried the
+other.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, what a glorious &lsquo;ad.&rsquo;!&nbsp;
+Too late now for the mornings, but they&rsquo;ll have it in every
+evening paper, sure.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s it going to cost?&rdquo; groaned the
+other.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, Flossie, Flossie, I&rsquo;m sure
+I&rsquo;m going to faint!&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you think if we both
+screamed together we could do some good?&nbsp; Isn&rsquo;t he too
+awful with that black thing over his face?&nbsp; Oh, dear, oh,
+dear!&nbsp; He&rsquo;s killing poor little Alf!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The proceedings of the robber were indeed somewhat
+alarming.&nbsp; Springing down from his car, he had pulled the
+chauffeur out of his seat by the scruff of his neck.&nbsp; The
+sight of the Mauser had cut short all remonstrance, and under its
+compulsion the little man had pulled open the bonnet and
+extracted the sparking plugs.&nbsp; Having thus secured the
+immobility of his capture, the masked man walked forward, lantern
+in hand, to the side of the car.&nbsp; He had laid aside the
+gruff sternness with which he had treated Mr. Ronald Barker, and
+his voice and manner were gentle, though determined.&nbsp; <!--
+page 58--><a name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+58</span>He even raised his hat as a prelude to his address.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am sorry to inconvenience you, ladies,&rdquo; said
+he, and his voice had gone up several notes since the previous
+interview.&nbsp; &ldquo;May I ask who you are?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Miss Hilda was beyond coherent speech, but Miss Flossie was of
+a sterner mould.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This is a pretty business,&rdquo; said she.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What right have you to stop us on the public road, I
+should like to know?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My time is short,&rdquo; said the robber, in a sterner
+voice.&nbsp; &ldquo;I must ask you to answer my
+question.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tell him, Flossie!&nbsp; For goodness&rsquo; sake be
+nice to him!&rdquo; cried Hilda.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, we&rsquo;re from the Gaiety Theatre, London, if
+you want to know,&rdquo; said the young lady.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Perhaps you&rsquo;ve heard of Miss Flossie Thornton and
+Miss Hilda Mannering?&nbsp; We&rsquo;ve been playing a week at
+the Royal at Eastbourne, and took a Sunday off to
+ourselves.&nbsp; So now you know!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I must ask you for your purses and for your
+jewellery.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Both ladies set up shrill expostulations, but they found, as
+Mr. Ronald Barker had done, that there was something quietly
+compelling in this man&rsquo;s methods.&nbsp; In a very few
+minutes they had handed over their purses, and a pile of
+glittering rings, bangles, brooches, and chains <!-- page 59--><a
+name="page59"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 59</span>was lying
+upon the front seat of the car.&nbsp; The diamonds glowed and
+shimmered like little electric points in the light of the
+lantern.&nbsp; He picked up the glittering tangle and weighed it
+in his hand.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Anything you particularly value?&rdquo; he asked the
+ladies; but Miss Flossie was in no humour for concessions.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t come the Claude Duval over us,&rdquo; said
+she.&nbsp; &ldquo;Take the lot or leave the lot.&nbsp; We
+don&rsquo;t want bits of our own given back to us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Except just Billy&rsquo;s necklace!&rdquo; cried Hilda,
+and snatched at a little rope of pearls.&nbsp; The robber bowed,
+and released his hold of it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Anything else?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The valiant Flossie began suddenly to cry.&nbsp; Hilda did the
+same.&nbsp; The effect upon the robber was surprising.&nbsp; He
+threw the whole heap of jewellery into the nearest lap.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There! there!&nbsp; Take it!&rdquo; he said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It&rsquo;s trumpery stuff, anyhow.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s worth
+something to you, and nothing to me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Tears changed in a moment to smiles.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re welcome to the purses.&nbsp; The
+&lsquo;ad.&rsquo; is worth ten times the money.&nbsp; But what a
+funny way of getting a living nowadays!&nbsp; Aren&rsquo;t you
+afraid of being caught?&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all so wonderful, like a
+scene from a comedy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It may be a tragedy,&rdquo; said the robber.</p>
+<p><!-- page 60--><a name="page60"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+60</span>&ldquo;Oh, I hope not&mdash;I&rsquo;m sure I hope
+not!&rdquo; cried the two ladies of the drama.</p>
+<p>But the robber was in no mood for further conversation.&nbsp;
+Far away down the road tiny points of light had appeared.&nbsp;
+Fresh business was coming to him, and he must not mix his
+cases.&nbsp; Disengaging his machine, he raised his hat, and
+slipped off to meet this new arrival, while Miss Flossie and Miss
+Hilda leaned out of their derelict car, still palpitating from
+their adventure, and watched the red gleam of the tail-light
+until it merged into the darkness.</p>
+<p>This time there was every sign of a rich prize.&nbsp; Behind
+its four grand lamps set in a broad frame of glittering brasswork
+the magnificent sixty-horse Daimler breasted the slope with the
+low, deep, even snore which proclaimed its enormous latent
+strength.&nbsp; Like some rich-laden, high-pooped Spanish
+galleon, she kept her course until the prowling craft ahead of
+her swept across her bows and brought her to a sudden halt.&nbsp;
+An angry face, red, blotched, and evil, shot out of the open
+window of the closed limousine.&nbsp; The robber was aware of a
+high, bald forehead, gross pendulous cheeks, and two little
+crafty eyes which gleamed between creases of fat.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Out of my way, sir!&nbsp; Out of my way this
+instant!&rdquo; cried a rasping voice.&nbsp; &ldquo;Drive over
+him, Hearn!&nbsp; Get down and pull him off <!-- page 61--><a
+name="page61"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 61</span>the
+seat.&nbsp; The fellow&rsquo;s drunk&mdash;he&rsquo;s drunk I
+say!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Up to this point the proceedings of the modern highwayman
+might have passed as gentle.&nbsp; Now they turned in an instant
+to savagery.&nbsp; The chauffeur, a burly, capable fellow,
+incited by that raucous voice behind him, sprang from the car and
+seized the advancing robber by the throat.&nbsp; The latter hit
+out with the butt-end of his pistol, and the man dropped groaning
+on the road.&nbsp; Stepping over his prostrate body the
+adventurer pulled open the door, seized the stout occupant
+savagely by the ear, and dragged him bellowing on to the
+highway.&nbsp; Then, very deliberately, he struck him twice
+across the face with his open hand.&nbsp; The blows rang out like
+pistol-shots in the silence of the night.&nbsp; The fat traveller
+turned a ghastly colour and fell back half senseless against the
+side of the limousine.&nbsp; The robber dragged open his coat,
+wrenched away the heavy gold watch-chain with all that it held,
+plucked out the great diamond pin that sparkled in the black
+satin tie, dragged off four rings&mdash;not one of which could
+have cost less than three figures and finally tore from his inner
+pocket a bulky leather note-book.&nbsp; All this property he
+transferred to his own black overcoat, and added to it the
+man&rsquo;s pearl cuff-links, and even the golden stud which held
+his collar.&nbsp; Having made sure <!-- page 62--><a
+name="page62"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 62</span>that there
+was nothing else to take, the robber flashed his lantern upon the
+prostrate chauffeur, and satisfied himself that he was stunned
+and not dead.&nbsp; Then, returning to the master, he proceeded
+very deliberately to tear all his clothes from his body with a
+ferocious energy which set his victim whimpering and writhing in
+imminent expectation of murder.</p>
+<p>Whatever his tormentor&rsquo;s intention may have been, it was
+very effectually frustrated.&nbsp; A sound made him turn his
+head, and there, no very great distance off, were the lights of a
+car coming swiftly from the north.&nbsp; Such a car must have
+already passed the wreckage which this pirate had left behind
+him.&nbsp; It was following his track with a deliberate purpose,
+and might be crammed with every county constable of the
+district.</p>
+<p>The adventurer had no time to lose.&nbsp; He darted from his
+bedraggled victim, sprang into his own seat, and with his foot on
+the accelerator shot swiftly off down the road.&nbsp; Some way
+down there was a narrow side lane, and into this the fugitive
+turned, cracking on his high speed and leaving a good five miles
+between him and any pursuer before he ventured to stop.&nbsp;
+Then, in a quiet corner, he counted over his booty of the
+evening&mdash;the paltry plunder of Mr. Ronald Barker, the rather
+better-furnished purses of the actresses, which contained four
+pounds <!-- page 63--><a name="page63"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 63</span>between them, and, finally, the
+gorgeous jewellery and well-filled note-book of the plutocrat
+upon the Daimler.&nbsp; Five notes of fifty pounds, four of ten,
+fifteen sovereigns, and a number of valuable papers made up a
+most noble haul.&nbsp; It was clearly enough for one
+night&rsquo;s work.&nbsp; The adventurer replaced all his
+ill-gotten gains in his pocket, and, lighting a cigarette, set
+forth upon his way with the air of a man who has no further care
+upon his mind.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>It was on the Monday morning following upon this eventful
+evening that Sir Henry Hailworthy, of Walcot Old Place, having
+finished his breakfast in a leisurely fashion, strolled down to
+his study with the intention of writing a few letters before
+setting forth to take his place upon the county bench.&nbsp; Sir
+Henry was a Deputy-Lieutenant of the county; he was a baronet of
+ancient blood; he was a magistrate of ten years&rsquo; standing;
+and he was famous above all as the breeder of many a good horse
+and the most desperate rider in all the Weald country.&nbsp; A
+tall, upstanding man, with a strong, clean-shaven face, heavy
+black eyebrows, and a square, resolute jaw, he was one whom it
+was better to call friend than foe.&nbsp; Though nearly fifty
+years of age, he bore no sign of having passed his youth, save
+that Nature, in one of her freakish moods, had planted one little
+feather <!-- page 64--><a name="page64"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 64</span>of white hair above his right ear,
+making the rest of his thick black curls the darker by
+contrast.&nbsp; He was in thoughtful mood this morning, for
+having lit his pipe he sat at his desk with his blank note-paper
+in front of him, lost in a deep reverie.</p>
+<p>Suddenly his thoughts were brought back to the present.&nbsp;
+From behind the laurels of the curving drive there came a low,
+clanking sound, which swelled into the clatter and jingle of an
+ancient car.&nbsp; Then from round the corner there swung an
+old-fashioned Wolseley, with a fresh-complexioned,
+yellow-moustached young man at the wheel.&nbsp; Sir Henry sprang
+to his feet at the sight, and then sat down once more.&nbsp; He
+rose again as a minute later the footman announced Mr. Ronald
+Barker.&nbsp; It was an early visit, but Barker was Sir
+Henry&rsquo;s intimate friend.&nbsp; As each was a fine shot,
+horseman, and billiard-player, there was much in common between
+the two men, and the younger (and poorer) was in the habit of
+spending at least two evenings a week at Walcot Old Place.&nbsp;
+Therefore, Sir Henry advanced cordially with outstretched hand to
+welcome him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re an early bird this morning,&rdquo; said
+he.&nbsp; &ldquo;What&rsquo;s up?&nbsp; If you are going over to
+Lewes we could motor together.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But the younger man&rsquo;s demeanour was peculiar and
+ungracious.&nbsp; He disregarded the hand which <!-- page 65--><a
+name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 65</span>was held out
+to him, and he stood pulling at his own long moustache and
+staring with troubled, questioning eyes at the county
+magistrate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, what&rsquo;s the matter?&rdquo; asked the
+latter.</p>
+<p>Still the young man did not speak.&nbsp; He was clearly on the
+edge of an interview which he found it most difficult to
+open.&nbsp; His host grew impatient.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t seem yourself this morning.&nbsp; What
+on earth is the matter?&nbsp; Anything upset you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Ronald Barker, with emphasis.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What has?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>You</i> have.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Henry smiled.&nbsp; &ldquo;Sit down, my dear fellow.&nbsp;
+If you have any grievance against me, let me hear it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Barker sat down.&nbsp; He seemed to be gathering himself for a
+reproach.&nbsp; When it did come it was like a bullet from a
+gun.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why did you rob me last night?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The magistrate was a man of iron nerve.&nbsp; He showed
+neither surprise nor resentment.&nbsp; Not a muscle twitched upon
+his calm, set face.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you say that I robbed you last night?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A big, tall fellow in a motor-car stopped me on the
+Mayfield road.&nbsp; He poked a pistol <!-- page 66--><a
+name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 66</span>in my face
+and took my purse and my watch.&nbsp; Sir Henry, that man was
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The magistrate smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Am I the only big, tall man in the district?&nbsp; Am I
+the only man with a motor-car?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you think I couldn&rsquo;t tell a Rolls-Royce when I
+see it&mdash;I, who spend half my life on a car and the other
+half under it?&nbsp; Who has a Rolls-Royce about here except
+you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear Barker, don&rsquo;t you think that such a
+modern highwayman as you describe would be more likely to operate
+outside his own district?&nbsp; How many hundred Rolls-Royces are
+there in the South of England?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, it won&rsquo;t do, Sir Henry&mdash;it won&rsquo;t
+do!&nbsp; Even your voice, though you sunk it a few notes, was
+familiar enough to me.&nbsp; But hang it, man!&nbsp; What did you
+do it <i>for</i>?&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what gets over me.&nbsp;
+That you should stick up me, one of your closest friends, a man
+that worked himself to the bone when you stood for the
+division&mdash;and all for the sake of a Brummagem watch and a
+few shillings&mdash;is simply incredible.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Simply incredible,&rdquo; repeated the magistrate, with
+a smile.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And then those actresses, poor little devils, who have
+to earn all they get.&nbsp; I followed you down the road, you
+see.&nbsp; That was a dirty trick, if ever I heard one.&nbsp; The
+City shark was different.&nbsp; <!-- page 67--><a
+name="page67"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 67</span>If a chap
+must go a-robbing, that sort of fellow is fair game.&nbsp; But
+your friend, and then the girls&mdash;well, I say again, I
+couldn&rsquo;t have believed it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then why believe it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because it <i>is</i> so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you seem to have persuaded yourself to that
+effect.&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t seem to have much evidence to lay
+before any one else.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I could swear to you in a police-court.&nbsp; What put
+the lid on it was that when you were cutting my wire&mdash;and an
+infernal liberty it was!&mdash;I saw that white tuft of yours
+sticking out from behind your mask.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>For the first time an acute observer might have seen some
+slight sign of emotion upon the face of the baronet.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You seem to have a fairly vivid imagination,&rdquo;
+said he.</p>
+<p>His visitor flushed with anger.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;See here, Hailworthy,&rdquo; said he, opening his hand
+and showing a small, jagged triangle of black cloth.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Do you see that?&nbsp; It was on the ground near the car
+of the young women.&nbsp; You must have ripped it off as you
+jumped out from your seat.&nbsp; Now send for that heavy black
+driving-coat of yours.&nbsp; If you don&rsquo;t ring the bell
+I&rsquo;ll ring it myself, and we shall have it in.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m going to see this thing through, and don&rsquo;t you
+make any mistake about that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 68--><a name="page68"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+68</span>The baronet&rsquo;s answer was a surprising one.&nbsp;
+He rose, passed Barker&rsquo;s chair, and, walking over to the
+door, he locked it and placed the key in his pocket.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You <i>are</i> going to see it through,&rdquo; said
+he.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll lock you in until you do.&nbsp; Now
+we must have a straight talk, Barker, as man to man, and whether
+it ends in tragedy or not depends on you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He had half-opened one of the drawers in his desk as he
+spoke.&nbsp; His visitor frowned in anger.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You won&rsquo;t make matters any better by threatening
+me, Hailworthy.&nbsp; I am going to do my duty, and you
+won&rsquo;t bluff me out of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have no wish to bluff you.&nbsp; When I spoke of a
+tragedy I did not mean to you.&nbsp; What I meant was that there
+are some turns which this affair cannot be allowed to take.&nbsp;
+I have neither kith nor kin, but there is the family honour, and
+some things are impossible.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is late to talk like that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, perhaps it is; but not too late.&nbsp; And now I
+have a good deal to say to you.&nbsp; First of all, you are quite
+right, and it was I who held you up last night on the Mayfield
+road.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But why on earth&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All right.&nbsp; Let me tell it my own way.&nbsp; First
+I want you to look at these.&rdquo;&nbsp; He unlocked a drawer
+and he took out two small packages.&nbsp; &ldquo;These were to be
+posted in London <!-- page 69--><a name="page69"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 69</span>to-night.&nbsp; This one is addressed
+to you, and I may as well hand it over to you at once.&nbsp; It
+contains your watch and your purse.&nbsp; So, you see, bar your
+cut wire you would have been none the worse for your
+adventure.&nbsp; This other packet is addressed to the young
+ladies of the Gaiety Theatre, and their properties are
+enclosed.&nbsp; I hope I have convinced you that I had intended
+full reparation in each case before you came to accuse
+me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well?&rdquo; asked Barker.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, we will now deal with Sir George Wilde, who is,
+as you may not know, the senior partner of Wilde and Guggendorf,
+the founders of the Ludgate Bank of infamous memory.&nbsp; His
+chauffeur is a case apart.&nbsp; You may take it from me, upon my
+word of honour, that I had plans for the chauffeur.&nbsp; But it
+is the master that I want to speak of.&nbsp; You know that I am
+not a rich man myself.&nbsp; I expect all the county knows
+that.&nbsp; When Black Tulip lost the Derby I was hard hit.&nbsp;
+And other things as well.&nbsp; Then I had a legacy of a
+thousand.&nbsp; This infernal bank was paying 7 per cent. on
+deposits.&nbsp; I knew Wilde.&nbsp; I saw him.&nbsp; I asked him
+if it was safe.&nbsp; He said it was.&nbsp; I paid it in, and
+within forty-eight hours the whole thing went to bits.&nbsp; It
+came out before the Official Receiver that Wilde had known for
+three months that nothing could save him.&nbsp; And yet he took
+all <!-- page 70--><a name="page70"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+70</span>my cargo aboard his sinking vessel.&nbsp; He was all
+right&mdash;confound him!&nbsp; He had plenty besides.&nbsp; But
+I had lost all my money and no law could help me.&nbsp; Yet he
+had robbed me as clearly as one man could rob another.&nbsp; I
+saw him and he laughed in my face.&nbsp; Told me to stick to
+Consols, and that the lesson was cheap at the price.&nbsp; So I
+just swore that, by hook or by crook, I would get level with
+him.&nbsp; I knew his habits, for I had made it my business to do
+so.&nbsp; I knew that he came back from Eastbourne on Sunday
+nights.&nbsp; I knew that he carried a good sum with him in his
+pocket-book.&nbsp; Well it&rsquo;s <i>my</i> pocket-book
+now.&nbsp; Do you mean to tell me that I&rsquo;m not morally
+justified in what I have done?&nbsp; By the Lord, I&rsquo;d have
+left the devil as bare as he left many a widow and orphan, if
+I&rsquo;d had the time!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s all very well.&nbsp; But what about
+me?&nbsp; What about the girls?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have some common sense, Barker.&nbsp; Do you suppose
+that I could go and stick up this one personal enemy of mine and
+escape detection?&nbsp; It was impossible.&nbsp; I was bound to
+make myself out to be just a common robber who had run up against
+him by accident.&nbsp; So I turned myself loose on the high road
+and took my chance.&nbsp; As the devil would have it, the first
+man I met was yourself.&nbsp; I was a fool not to recognise that
+old ironmonger&rsquo;s store of yours <!-- page 71--><a
+name="page71"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 71</span>by the row it
+made coming up the hill.&nbsp; When I saw you I could hardly
+speak for laughing.&nbsp; But I was bound to carry it
+through.&nbsp; The same with the actresses.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+afraid I gave myself away, for I couldn&rsquo;t take their little
+fal-lals, but I had to keep up a show.&nbsp; Then came my man
+himself.&nbsp; There was no bluff about that.&nbsp; I was out to
+skin him, and I did.&nbsp; Now, Barker, what do you think of it
+all?&nbsp; I had a pistol at your head last night, and, by
+George! whether you believe it or not, you have one at mine this
+morning!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man rose slowly, and with a broad smile he wrung the
+magistrate by the hand.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t do it again.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s too
+risky,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;The swine would score heavily
+if you were taken.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re a good chap, Barker,&rdquo; said the
+magistrate.&nbsp; &ldquo;No, I won&rsquo;t do it again.&nbsp;
+Who&rsquo;s the fellow who talks of &lsquo;one crowded hour of
+glorious life&rsquo;?&nbsp; By George! it&rsquo;s too
+fascinating.&nbsp; I had the time of my life!&nbsp; Talk of
+fox-hunting!&nbsp; No, I&rsquo;ll never touch it again, for it
+might get a grip of me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A telephone rang sharply upon the table, and the baronet put
+the receiver to his ear.&nbsp; As he listened he smiled across at
+his companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m rather late this morning,&rdquo; said he,
+&ldquo;and they are waiting for me to try some petty larcenies on
+the county bench.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 72--><a name="page72"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+72</span>III.&nbsp; A POINT OF VIEW</h2>
+<p>It was an American journalist who was writing up
+England&mdash;or writing her down as the mood seized him.&nbsp;
+Sometimes he blamed and sometimes he praised, and the
+case-hardened old country actually went its way all the time
+quite oblivious of his approval or of his disfavour&mdash;being
+ready at all times, through some queer mental twist, to say more
+bitter things and more unjust ones about herself than any critic
+could ever venture upon.&nbsp; However, in the course of his many
+columns in the <i>New York Clarion</i> our journalist did at last
+get through somebody&rsquo;s skin in the way that is here
+narrated.</p>
+<p>It was a kindly enough article upon English country-house life
+in which he had described a visit paid for a week-end to Sir
+Henry Trustall&rsquo;s.&nbsp; There was only a single critical
+passage in it, and it was one which he had written with a sense
+both of journalistic and of democratic satisfaction.&nbsp; In it
+he had sketched off the <!-- page 73--><a name="page73"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 73</span>lofty obsequiousness of the flunkey
+who had ministered to his needs.&nbsp; &ldquo;He seemed to take a
+smug satisfaction in his own degradation,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Surely the last spark of manhood must have gone from the
+man who has so entirely lost his own individuality.&nbsp; He
+revelled in humility.&nbsp; He was an instrument of
+service&mdash;nothing more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Some months had passed and our American Pressman had recorded
+impressions from St. Petersburg to Madrid.&nbsp; He was on his
+homeward way when once again he found himself the guest of Sir
+Henry.&nbsp; He had returned from an afternoon&rsquo;s shooting,
+and had finished dressing when there was a knock at the door and
+the footman entered.&nbsp; He was a large cleanly-built man, as
+is proper to a class who are chosen with a keener eye to physique
+than any crack regiment.&nbsp; The American supposed that the man
+had entered to perform some menial service, but to his surprise
+he softly closed the door behind him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Might I have a word with you, sir, if you can kindly
+give me a moment?&rdquo; he said in the velvety voice which
+always got upon the visitor&rsquo;s republican nerves.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, what is it?&rdquo; the journalist asked
+sharply.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s this, sir.&rdquo;&nbsp; The footman drew
+from his breast-pocket the copy of the <i>Clarion</i>.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;A <!-- page 74--><a name="page74"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 74</span>friend over the water chanced to see
+this, sir, and he thought it would be of interest to me.&nbsp; So
+he sent it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You wrote it, sir, I fancy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What if I did.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And this &rsquo;ere footman is your idea of
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The American glanced at the passage and approved his own
+phrases.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, that&rsquo;s you,&rdquo; he admitted.</p>
+<p>The footman folded up his document once more and replaced it
+in his pocket.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;d like to &rsquo;ave a word or two with you
+over that, sir,&rdquo; he said in the same suave imperturbable
+voice.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think, sir, that you quite see
+the thing from our point of view.&nbsp; I&rsquo;d like to put it
+to you as I see it myself.&nbsp; Maybe it would strike you
+different then.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The American became interested.&nbsp; There was
+&ldquo;copy&rdquo; in the air.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sit down,&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir, begging your pardon, sir, I&rsquo;d very much
+rather stand.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, do as you please.&nbsp; If you&rsquo;ve got
+anything to say, get ahead with it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You see, sir, it&rsquo;s like this: There&rsquo;s a
+tradition&mdash;what you might call a standard&mdash;among the
+best servants, and it&rsquo;s &rsquo;anded down from one to the
+other.&nbsp; When I joined I was a third, <!-- page 75--><a
+name="page75"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 75</span>and my chief
+and the butler were both old men who had been trained by the
+best.&nbsp; I took after them just as they took after those that
+went before them.&nbsp; It goes back away further than you can
+tell.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can understand that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But what perhaps you don&rsquo;t so well understand,
+sir, is the spirit that&rsquo;s lying behind it.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s a man&rsquo;s own private self-respect to which you
+allude, sir, in this &rsquo;ere article.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s his
+own.&nbsp; But he can&rsquo;t keep it, so far as I can see,
+unless he returns good service for the good money that he
+takes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, he can do that
+without&mdash;without&mdash;crawling.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The footman&rsquo;s florid face paled a little at the
+word.&nbsp; Apparently he was not quite the automatic machine
+that he appeared.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;By your leave, sir, we&rsquo;ll come to that
+later,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I want you to understand
+what we are trying to do even when you don&rsquo;t approve of our
+way of doing it.&nbsp; We are trying to make life smooth and easy
+for our master and for our master&rsquo;s guests.&nbsp; We do it
+in the way that&rsquo;s been &rsquo;anded down to us as the best
+way.&nbsp; If our master could suggest any better way, then it
+would be our place either to leave his service if we disapproved
+it, or else to try and do it as he wanted.&nbsp; It would hurt
+the self-respect of any good servant to take a man&rsquo;s <!--
+page 76--><a name="page76"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+76</span>money and not give him the very best he can in return
+for it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the American, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s not
+quite as we see it in America.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s right, sir.&nbsp; I was over there last
+year with Sir Henry&mdash;in New York, sir, and I saw something
+of the men-servants and their ways.&nbsp; They were paid for
+service, sir, and they did not give what they were paid
+for.&nbsp; You talk about self-respect, sir, in this
+article.&nbsp; Well now, my self-respect wouldn&rsquo;t let me
+treat a master as I&rsquo;ve seen them do over there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We don&rsquo;t even like the word
+&lsquo;master,&rsquo;&rdquo; said the American.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, that&rsquo;s neither &rsquo;ere nor there, sir,
+if I may be so bold as to say so.&nbsp; If you&rsquo;re serving a
+gentleman he&rsquo;s your master for the time being and any name
+you may choose to call it by don&rsquo;t make no
+difference.&nbsp; But you can&rsquo;t eat your cake and
+&rsquo;ave it, sir.&nbsp; You can&rsquo;t sell your independence
+and &rsquo;ave it, too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Maybe not,&rdquo; said the American.&nbsp; &ldquo;All
+the same, the fact remains that your manhood is the worse for
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There I don&rsquo;t &rsquo;old with you,
+sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If it were not, you wouldn&rsquo;t be standing there
+arguing so quietly.&nbsp; You&rsquo;d speak to me in another
+tone, I guess.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You must remember, sir, that you are my master&rsquo;s
+guest, and that I am paid to wait upon <!-- page 77--><a
+name="page77"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 77</span>you and make
+your visit a pleasant one.&nbsp; So long as you are &rsquo;ere,
+sir, that is &rsquo;ow I regard it.&nbsp; Now in
+London&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, what about London?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, in London if you would have the goodness to let
+me have a word with you I could make you understand a little
+clearer what I am trying to explain to you.&nbsp; &rsquo;Arding
+is my name, sir.&nbsp; If you get a call from &rsquo;Enery
+&rsquo;Arding, you&rsquo;ll know that I &rsquo;ave a word to say
+to you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>So it happened about three days later that our American
+journalist in his London hotel received a letter that a Mr. Henry
+Harding desired to speak with him.&nbsp; The man was waiting in
+the hall dressed in quiet tweeds.&nbsp; He had cast his manner
+with his uniform and was firmly deliberate in all he said and
+did.&nbsp; The professional silkiness was gone, and his bearing
+was all that the most democratic could desire.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s courteous of you to see me, sir,&rdquo; said
+he.&nbsp; &ldquo;There&rsquo;s that matter of the article still
+open between us, and I would like to have a word or two more
+about it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I can give you just ten minutes,&rdquo; said the
+American journalist.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I understand that you are a busy man, sir, so
+I&rsquo;ll cut it as short as I can.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a public
+<!-- page 78--><a name="page78"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+78</span>garden opposite if you would be so good as talk it over
+in the open air.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Pressman took his hat and accompanied the footman.&nbsp;
+They walked together down the winding gravelled path among the
+rhododendron bushes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s like this, sir,&rdquo; said the footman,
+halting when they had arrived at a quiet nook.&nbsp; &ldquo;I was
+hoping that you would see it in our light and understand me when
+I told you that the servant who was trying to give honest service
+for his master&rsquo;s money, and the man who is free born and as
+good as his neighbour are two separate folk.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+the duty man and there&rsquo;s the natural man, and they are
+different men.&nbsp; To say that I have no life of my own, or
+self-respect of my own, because there are days when I give myself
+to the service of another, is not fair treatment.&nbsp; I was
+hoping, sir, that when I made this clear to you, you would have
+met me like a man and taken it back.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you have not convinced me,&rdquo; said the
+American.&nbsp; &ldquo;A man&rsquo;s a man, and he&rsquo;s
+responsible for all his actions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then you won&rsquo;t take back what you said of
+me&mdash;the degradation and the rest?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I don&rsquo;t see why I should.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The man&rsquo;s comely face darkened.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You <i>will</i> take it back,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll smash your blasted head if you
+don&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 79--><a name="page79"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+79</span>The American was suddenly aware that he was in the
+presence of a very ugly proposition.&nbsp; The man was large,
+strong, and evidently most earnest and determined.&nbsp; His
+brows were knotted, his eyes flashing, and his fists
+clenched.&nbsp; On neutral ground he struck the journalist as
+really being a very different person to the obsequious and silken
+footman of Trustall Old Manor.&nbsp; The American had all the
+courage, both of his race and of his profession, but he realised
+suddenly that he was very much in the wrong.&nbsp; He was man
+enough to say so.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, sir, this once,&rdquo; said the footman, as they
+shook hands.&nbsp; &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t approve of the
+mixin&rsquo; of classes&mdash;none of the best servants do.&nbsp;
+But I&rsquo;m on my own to-day, so we&rsquo;ll let it pass.&nbsp;
+But I wish you&rsquo;d set it right with your people, sir.&nbsp;
+I wish you would make them understand that an English servant can
+give good and proper service and yet that he&rsquo;s a human
+bein&rsquo; I after all.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 80--><a name="page80"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+80</span>IV.&nbsp; THE FALL OF LORD BARRYMORE</h2>
+<p>These are few social historians of those days who have not
+told of the long and fierce struggle between those two famous
+bucks, Sir Charles Tregellis and Lord Barrymore, for the Lordship
+of the Kingdom of St. James, a struggle which divided the whole
+of fashionable London into two opposing camps.&nbsp; It has been
+chronicled also how the peer retired suddenly and the commoner
+resumed his great career without a rival.&nbsp; Only here,
+however, one can read the real and remarkable reason for this
+sudden eclipse of a star.</p>
+<p>It was one morning in the days of this famous struggle that
+Sir Charles Tregellis was performing his very complicated toilet,
+and Ambrose, his valet, was helping him to attain that pitch of
+perfection which had long gained him the reputation of being the
+best-dressed man in town.&nbsp; Suddenly Sir Charles paused, his
+<i>coup d&rsquo;archet</i> half-executed, the final beauty of his
+neck-cloth half-achieved, while he listened with <!-- page
+81--><a name="page81"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+81</span>surprise and indignation upon his large, comely,
+fresh-complexioned face.&nbsp; Below, the decorous hum of Jermyn
+Street had been broken by the sharp, staccato, metallic beating
+of a doorknocker.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I begin to think that this uproar must be at our
+door,&rdquo; said Sir Charles, as one who thinks aloud.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;For five minutes it has come and gone; yet Perkins has his
+orders.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>At a gesture from his master Ambrose stepped out upon the
+balcony and craned his discreet head over it.&nbsp; From the
+street below came a voice, drawling but clear.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You would oblige me vastly, fellow, if you would do me
+the favour to open this door,&rdquo; said the voice.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who is it?&nbsp; What is it?&rdquo; asked the
+scandalised Sir Charles, with his arrested elbow still pointing
+upwards.</p>
+<p>Ambrose had returned with as much surprise upon his dark face
+as the etiquette of his position would allow him to show.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is a young gentleman, Sir Charles.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A young gentleman?&nbsp; There is no one in London who
+is not aware that I do not show before midday.&nbsp; Do you know
+the person?&nbsp; Have you seen him before?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have not seen him, sir, but he is very like some one
+I could name.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Like some one?&nbsp; Like whom?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 82--><a name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+82</span>&ldquo;With all respect, Sir Charles, I could for a
+moment have believed that it was yourself when I looked
+down.&nbsp; A smaller man, sir, and a youth; but the voice, the
+face, the bearing&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It must be that young cub Vereker, my brother&rsquo;s
+ne&rsquo;er-do-weel,&rdquo; muttered Sir Charles, continuing his
+toilet.&nbsp; &ldquo;I have heard that there are points in which
+he resembles me.&nbsp; He wrote from Oxford that he would come,
+and I answered that I would not see him.&nbsp; Yet he ventures to
+insist.&nbsp; The fellow needs a lesson!&nbsp; Ambrose, ring for
+Perkins.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A large footman entered with an outraged expression upon his
+face.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I cannot have this uproar at the door,
+Perkins!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you please, the young gentleman won&rsquo;t go away,
+sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Won&rsquo;t go away?&nbsp; It is your duty to see that
+he goes away.&nbsp; Have you not your orders?&nbsp; Didn&rsquo;t
+you tell him that I am not seen before midday?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I said so, sir.&nbsp; He would have pushed his way in,
+for all I could say, so I slammed the door in his
+face.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very right, Perkins.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But now, sir, he is making such a din that all the folk
+are at the windows.&nbsp; There is a crowd gathering in the
+street, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 83--><a name="page83"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+83</span>From below came the crack-crack-crack of the knocker,
+ever rising in insistence, with a chorus of laughter and
+encouraging comments from the spectators.&nbsp; Sir Charles
+flushed with anger.&nbsp; There must be some limit to such
+impertinence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My clouded amber cane is in the corner,&rdquo; said
+he.&nbsp; &ldquo;Take it with you, Perkins.&nbsp; I give you a
+free hand.&nbsp; A stripe or two may bring the young rascal to
+reason.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The large Perkins smiled and departed.&nbsp; The door was
+heard to open below and the knocker was at rest.&nbsp; A few
+moments later there followed a prolonged howl and a noise as of a
+beaten carpet.&nbsp; Sir Charles listened with a smile which
+gradually faded from his good-humoured face.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The fellow must not overdo it,&rdquo; he
+muttered.&nbsp; &ldquo;I would not do the lad an injury, whatever
+his deserts may be.&nbsp; Ambrose, run out on the balcony and
+call him off.&nbsp; This has gone far enough.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But before the valet could move there came the swift patter of
+agile feet upon the stairs, and a handsome youth, dressed in the
+height of fashion, was standing framed in the open doorway.&nbsp;
+The pose, the face, above all the curious, mischievous, dancing
+light in the large blue eyes, all spoke of the famous Tregellis
+blood.&nbsp; Even such was Sir Charles when, twenty <!-- page
+84--><a name="page84"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 84</span>years
+before, he had, by virtue of his spirit and audacity, in one
+short season taken a place in London from which Brummell himself
+had afterwards vainly struggled to depose him.&nbsp; The youth
+faced the angry features of his uncle with an air of debonair
+amusement, and he held towards him, upon his outstretched palms,
+the broken fragments of an amber cane.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I much fear, sir,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that in
+correcting your fellow I have had the misfortune to injure what
+can only have been your property.&nbsp; I am vastly concerned
+that it should have occurred.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles stared with intolerant eyes at this impertinent
+apparition.&nbsp; The other looked back in a laughable parody of
+his senior&rsquo;s manner.&nbsp; As Ambrose had remarked after
+his inspection from the balcony, the two were very alike, save
+that the younger was smaller, finer cut, and the more nervously
+alive of the two.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are my nephew, Vereker Tregellis?&rdquo; asked Sir
+Charles.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yours to command, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hear bad reports of you from Oxford.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, sir, I understand that the reports <i>are</i>
+bad.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing could be worse.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I have been told.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why are you here, sir?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That I might see my famous uncle.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 85--><a name="page85"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+85</span>&ldquo;So you made a tumult in his street, forced his
+door, and beat his footman?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You had my letter?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You were told that I was not receiving?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can remember no such exhibition of
+impertinence.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man smiled and rubbed his hands in satisfaction.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There is an impertinence which is redeemed by
+wit,&rdquo; said Sir Charles, severely.&nbsp; &ldquo;There is
+another which is the mere boorishness of the clodhopper.&nbsp; As
+you grow older and wiser you may discern the
+difference.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are very right, sir,&rdquo; said the young man,
+warmly.&nbsp; &ldquo;The finer shades of impertinence are
+infinitely subtle, and only experience and the society of one who
+is a recognised master&rdquo;&mdash;here he bowed to his
+uncle&mdash;&ldquo;can enable one to excel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles was notoriously touchy in temper for the first
+hour after his morning chocolate.&nbsp; He allowed himself to
+show it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I cannot congratulate my brother upon his son,&rdquo;
+said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;I had hoped for something more worthy of
+our traditions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps, sir, upon a longer
+acquaintance&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 86--><a name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+86</span>&ldquo;The chance is too small to justify the very
+irksome experience.&nbsp; I must ask you, sir, to bring to a
+close a visit which never should have been made.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man smiled affably, but gave no sign of
+departure.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;May I ask, sir,&rdquo; said he, in an easy
+conversational fashion, &ldquo;whether you can recall Principal
+Munro, of my college?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir, I cannot,&rdquo; his uncle answered,
+sharply.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Naturally you would not burden your memory to such an
+extent, but he still remembers you.&nbsp; In some conversation
+with him yesterday he did me the honour to say that I brought you
+back to his recollection by what he was pleased to call the
+mingled levity and obstinacy of my character.&nbsp; The levity
+seems to have already impressed you.&nbsp; I am now reduced to
+showing you the obstinacy.&rdquo;&nbsp; He sat down in a chair
+near the door and folded his arms, still beaming pleasantly at
+his uncle.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, you won&rsquo;t go?&rdquo; asked Sir Charles,
+grimly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir; I will stay.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ambrose, step down and call a couple of
+chairmen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should not advise it, sir.&nbsp; They will be
+hurt.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will put you out with my own hands.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 87--><a name="page87"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+87</span>&ldquo;That, sir, you can always do.&nbsp; As my uncle,
+I could scarce resist you.&nbsp; But, short of throwing me down
+the stair, I do not see how you can avoid giving me half an hour
+of your attention.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles smiled.&nbsp; He could not help it.&nbsp; There
+was so much that was reminiscent of his own arrogant and eventful
+youth in the bearing of this youngster.&nbsp; He was mollified,
+too, by the defiance of menials and quick submission to
+himself.&nbsp; He turned to the glass and signed to Ambrose to
+continue his duties.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I must ask you to await the conclusion of my
+toilet,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;Then we shall see how far
+you can justify such an intrusion.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>When the valet had at last left the room Sir Charles turned
+his attention once more to his scapegrace nephew, who had viewed
+the details of the famous buck&rsquo;s toilet with the face of an
+acolyte assisting at a mystery.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now, sir,&rdquo; said the older man, &ldquo;speak, and
+speak to the point, for I can assure you that I have many more
+important matters which claim my attention.&nbsp; The Prince is
+waiting for me at the present instant at Carlton House.&nbsp; Be
+as brief as you can.&nbsp; What is it that you want?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A thousand pounds.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Really!&nbsp; Nothing more?&rdquo; Sir Charles had
+turned acid again.</p>
+<p><!-- page 88--><a name="page88"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+88</span>&ldquo;Yes, sir; an introduction to Mr. Brinsley
+Sheridan, whom I know to be your friend.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And why to him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because I am told that he controls Drury Lane Theatre,
+and I have a fancy to be an actor.&nbsp; My friends assure me
+that I have a pretty talent that way.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can see you clearly, sir, in Charles Surface, or any
+other part where a foppish insolence is the essential.&nbsp; The
+less you acted, the better you would be.&nbsp; But it is absurd
+to suppose that I could help you to such a career.&nbsp; I could
+not justify it to your father.&nbsp; Return to Oxford at once,
+and continue your studies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Impossible!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And pray, sir, what is the impediment?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think I may have mentioned to you that I had an
+interview yesterday with the Principal.&nbsp; He ended it by
+remarking that the authorities of the University could tolerate
+me no more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sent down?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And this is the fruit, no doubt, of a long series of
+rascalities.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Something of the sort, sir, I admit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In spite of himself, Sir Charles began once more to relax in
+his severity towards this handsome young scapegrace.&nbsp; His
+absolute frankness disarmed criticism.&nbsp; It was in a more
+<!-- page 89--><a name="page89"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+89</span>gracious voice that the older man continued the
+conversation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you want this large sum of money?&rdquo; he
+asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To pay my college debts before I go, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your father is not a rich man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir.&nbsp; I could not apply to him for that
+reason.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So you come to me, who am a stranger!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir, no!&nbsp; You are my uncle, and, if I may say
+so, my ideal and my model.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You flatter me, my good Vereker.&nbsp; But if you think
+you can flatter me out of a thousand pounds, you mistake your
+man.&nbsp; I will give you no money.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, sir, if you can&rsquo;t&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I did not say I can&rsquo;t.&nbsp; I say I
+won&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If you can, sir, I think you will.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles smiled, and flicked his sleeve with his lace
+handkerchief.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I find you vastly entertaining,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Pray continue your conversation.&nbsp; Why do you think
+that I will give you so large a sum of money?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The reason that I think so,&rdquo; continued the
+younger man, &ldquo;is that I can do you a service which will
+seem to you worth a thousand pounds.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles raised his eyebrows in surprise.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is this blackmail?&rdquo; he inquired.</p>
+<p><!-- page 90--><a name="page90"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+90</span>Vereker Tregellis flushed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said he, with a pleasing sternness,
+&ldquo;you surprise me.&nbsp; You should know the blood of which
+I come too well to suppose that I would attempt such a
+thing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am relieved to hear that there are limits to what you
+consider to be justifiable.&nbsp; I must confess that I had seen
+none in your conduct up to now.&nbsp; But you say that you can do
+me a service which will be worth a thousand pounds to
+me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And pray, sir, what may this service be?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To make Lord Barrymore the laughing-stock of the
+town.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles, in spite of himself, lost for an instant the
+absolute serenity of his self-control.&nbsp; He started, and his
+face expressed his surprise.&nbsp; By what devilish instinct did
+this raw undergraduate find the one chink in his armour?&nbsp;
+Deep in his heart, unacknowledged to any one, there was the will
+to pay many a thousand pounds to the man who would bring ridicule
+upon this his most dangerous rival, who was challenging his
+supremacy in fashionable London.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you come from Oxford with this precious
+project?&rdquo; he asked, after a pause.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir.&nbsp; I chanced to see the man himself last
+night, and I conceived an ill-will to him, and would do him a
+mischief.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 91--><a name="page91"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+91</span>&ldquo;Where did you see him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I spent the evening, sir, at the Vauxhall
+Gardens.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No doubt you would,&rdquo; interpolated his uncle.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My Lord Barrymore was there.&nbsp; He was attended by
+one who was dressed as a clergyman, but who was, as I am told,
+none other than Hooper the Tinman, who acts as his bully and
+thrashes all who may offend him.&nbsp; Together they passed down
+the central path, insulting the women and browbeating the
+men.&nbsp; They actually hustled me.&nbsp; I was offended,
+sir&mdash;so much so that I nearly took the matter in hand then
+and there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is as well that you did not.&nbsp; The prizefighter
+would have beaten you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps so, sir&mdash;and also, perhaps not.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, you add pugilism to your elegant
+accomplishments?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The young man laughed pleasantly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;William Ball is the only professor of my Alma Mater who
+has ever had occasion to compliment me, sir.&nbsp; He is better
+known as the Oxford Pet.&nbsp; I think, with all modesty, that I
+could hold him for a dozen rounds.&nbsp; But last night I
+suffered the annoyance without protest, for since it is said that
+the same scene is enacted every evening, there is always time to
+act.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 92--><a name="page92"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+92</span>&ldquo;And how would you act, may I ask?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That, sir, I should prefer to keep to myself; but my
+aim, as I say, would be to make Lord Barrymore a laughing-stock
+to all London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles cogitated for a moment.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pray, sir,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;why did you imagine
+that any humiliation to Lord Barrymore would be pleasing to
+me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Even in the provinces we know something of what passes
+in polite circles.&nbsp; Your antagonism to this man is to be
+found in every column of fashionable gossip.&nbsp; The town is
+divided between you.&nbsp; It is impossible that any public
+slight upon him should be unpleasing to you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sir Charles smiled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are a shrewd reasoner,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;We will suppose for the instant that you are right.&nbsp;
+Can you give me no hint what means you would adopt to attain this
+very desirable end?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I would merely make the remark, sir, that many women
+have been wronged by this fellow.&nbsp; That is a matter of
+common knowledge.&nbsp; If one of these damsels were to upbraid
+him in public in such a fashion that the sympathy of the
+bystanders should be with her, then I can imagine, if she were
+sufficiently persistent, that his lordship&rsquo;s position might
+become an unenviable one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And you know such a woman?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 93--><a name="page93"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+93</span>&ldquo;I think, sir, that I do.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, my good Vereker, if any such attempt is in your
+mind, I see no reason why I should stand between Lord Barrymore
+and the angry fair.&nbsp; As to whether the result is worth a
+thousand pounds, I can make no promise.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You shall yourself be the judge, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will be an exacting judge, nephew.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very good, sir; I should not desire otherwise.&nbsp; If
+things go as I hope, his lordship will not show face in St.
+James&rsquo;s Street for a year to come.&nbsp; I will now, if I
+may, give you your instructions.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My instructions!&nbsp; What do you mean?&nbsp; I have
+nothing to do with the matter.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are the judge, sir, and therefore must be
+present.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can play no part.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir.&nbsp; I would not ask you to do more than be a
+witness.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What, then, are my instructions, as you are pleased to
+call them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You will come to the Gardens to-night, uncle, at nine
+o&rsquo;clock precisely.&nbsp; You will walk down the centre
+path, and you will seat yourself upon one of the rustic seats
+which are beside the statue of Aphrodite.&nbsp; You will wait and
+you will observe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very good; I will do so.&nbsp; I begin to perceive,
+nephew, that the breed of Tregellis has <!-- page 94--><a
+name="page94"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 94</span>not yet lost
+some of the points which have made it famous.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It was at the stroke of nine that night when Sir Charles,
+throwing his reins to the groom, descended from his high yellow
+phaeton, which forthwith turned to take its place in the long
+line of fashionable carriages waiting for their owners.&nbsp; As
+he entered the gate of the Gardens, the centre at that time of
+the dissipation and revelry of London, he turned up the collar of
+his driving-cape and drew his hat over his eyes, for he had no
+desire to be personally associated with what might well prove to
+be a public scandal.&nbsp; In spite of his attempted disguise,
+however, there was that in his walk and his carriage which caused
+many an eye to be turned after him as he passed and many a hand
+to be raised in salute.&nbsp; Sir Charles walked on, and, seating
+himself upon the rustic bench in front of the famous statue,
+which was in the very middle of the Gardens, he waited in amused
+suspense to see the next act in this comedy.</p>
+<p>From the pavilion, whence the paths radiated, there came the
+strains of the band of the Foot Guards, and by the many-coloured
+lamps twinkling from every tree Sir Charles could see the
+confused whirl of the dancers.&nbsp; Suddenly the music
+stopped.&nbsp; The quadrilles were at an end.</p>
+<p>An instant afterwards the central path by <!-- page 95--><a
+name="page95"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 95</span>which he sat
+was thronged by the revellers.&nbsp; In a many-coloured crowd,
+stocked and cravated with all the bravery of buff and plum-colour
+and blue, the bucks of the town passed and repassed with their
+high-waisted, straight-skirted, be-bonneted ladies upon their
+arms.</p>
+<p>It was not a decorous assembly.&nbsp; Many of the men, flushed
+and noisy, had come straight from their potations.&nbsp; The
+women, too, were loud and aggressive.&nbsp; Now and then, with a
+rush and a swirl, amid a chorus of screams from the girls and
+good-humoured laughter from their escorts, some band of
+high-blooded, noisy youths would break their way across the
+moving throng.&nbsp; It was no place for the prim or demure, and
+there was a spirit of good-nature and merriment among the crowd
+which condoned the wildest liberty.</p>
+<p>And yet there were some limits to what could be tolerated even
+by so Bohemian an assembly.&nbsp; A murmur of anger followed in
+the wake of two roisterers who were making their way down the
+path.&nbsp; It would, perhaps, be fairer to say one roisterer;
+for of the two it was only the first who carried himself with
+such insolence, although it was the second who ensured that he
+could do it with impunity.</p>
+<p>The leader was a very tall, hatchet-faced man, dressed in the
+very height of fashion, whose evil, handsome features were
+flushed <!-- page 96--><a name="page96"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 96</span>with wine and arrogance.&nbsp; He
+shouldered his way roughly through the crowd, peering with an
+abominable smile into the faces of the women, and occasionally,
+where the weakness of the escort invited an insult, stretching
+out his hand and caressing the cheek or neck of some passing
+girl, laughing loudly as she winced away from his touch.</p>
+<p>Close at his heels walked his hired attendant, whom, out of
+insolent caprice and with a desire to show his contempt for the
+prejudices of others, he had dressed as a rough country
+clergyman.&nbsp; This fellow slouched along with frowning brows
+and surly, challenging eyes, like some faithful, hideous human
+bulldog, his knotted hands protruding from his rusty cassock, his
+great underhung jaw turning slowly from right to left as he
+menaced the crowd with his sinister gaze.&nbsp; Already a close
+observer might have marked upon his face a heaviness and
+looseness of feature, the first signs of that physical decay
+which in a very few years was to stretch him, a helpless wreck,
+too weak to utter his own name, upon the causeway of the London
+streets.&nbsp; At present, however, he was still an unbeaten man,
+the terror of the Ring, and as his ill-omened face was seen
+behind his infamous master many a half-raised cane was lowered
+and many a hot word was checked, while the whisper of
+&ldquo;Hooper!&nbsp; &rsquo;Ware Bully <!-- page 97--><a
+name="page97"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+97</span>Hooper!&rdquo; warned all who were aggrieved that it
+might be best to pocket their injuries lest some even worse thing
+should befall them.&nbsp; Many a maimed and disfigured man had
+carried away from Vauxhall the handiwork of the Tinman and his
+patron.</p>
+<p>Moving in insolent slowness through the crowd, the bully and
+his master had just come opposite to the bench upon which sat Sir
+Charles Tregellis.&nbsp; At this place the path opened up into a
+circular space, brilliantly illuminated and surrounded by rustic
+seats.&nbsp; From one of these an elderly, ringleted woman,
+deeply veiled, rose suddenly and barred the path of the
+swaggering nobleman.&nbsp; Her voice sounded clear and strident
+above the babel of tongues, which hushed suddenly that their
+owners might hear it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Marry her, my lord!&nbsp; I entreat you to marry
+her!&nbsp; Oh, surely you will marry my poor Amelia!&rdquo; said
+the voice.</p>
+<p>Lord Barrymore stood aghast.&nbsp; From all sides folk were
+closing in and heads were peering over shoulders.&nbsp; He tried
+to push on, but the lady barred his way and two palms pressed
+upon his beruffled front.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Surely, surely you would not desert her!&nbsp; Take the
+advice of that good, kind clergyman behind you!&rdquo; wailed the
+voice.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, be a man of honour and marry
+her!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The elderly lady thrust out her hand and <!-- page 98--><a
+name="page98"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 98</span>drew forward
+a lumpish-looking young woman, who sobbed and mopped her eyes
+with her handkerchief.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The plague take you!&rdquo; roared his lordship, in a
+fury.&nbsp; &ldquo;Who is the wench?&nbsp; I vow that I never
+clapped eyes on either of you in my life!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is my niece Amelia,&rdquo; cried the lady,
+&ldquo;your own loving Amelia!&nbsp; Oh, my lord, can you pretend
+that you have forgotten poor, trusting Amelia, of Woodbine
+Cottage at Lichfield.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I never set foot in Lichfield in my life!&rdquo; cried
+the peer.&nbsp; &ldquo;You are two impostors who should be
+whipped at the cart&rsquo;s tail.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, wicked!&nbsp; Oh, Amelia!&rdquo; screamed the lady,
+in a voice that resounded through the Gardens.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh,
+my darling, try to soften his hard heart; pray him that he make
+an honest woman of you at last.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>With a lurch the stout young woman fell forward and embraced
+Lord Barrymore with the hug of a bear.&nbsp; He would have raised
+his cane, but his arms were pinned to his sides.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hooper!&nbsp; Hooper!&rdquo; screamed the furious peer,
+craning his neck in horror, for the girl seemed to be trying to
+kiss him.</p>
+<p>But the bruiser, as he ran forward, found himself entangled
+with the old lady.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Out o&rsquo; the way, marm!&rdquo; he cried.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Out <!-- page 99--><a name="page99"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 99</span>o&rsquo; the way, I say!&rdquo; and
+pushed her violently aside.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, you rude, rude man!&rdquo; she shrieked, springing
+back in front of him.&nbsp; &ldquo;He hustled me, good people;
+you saw him hustle me!&nbsp; A clergyman, but no gentleman!&nbsp;
+What! you would treat a lady so&mdash;you would do it
+again?&nbsp; Oh, I could slap, slap, slap you!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And with each repetition of the word, with extraordinary
+swiftness, her open palm rang upon the prizefighter&rsquo;s
+cheek.</p>
+<p>The crowd buzzed with amazement and delight.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hooper!&nbsp; Hooper!&rdquo; cried Lord Barrymore once
+more, for he was still struggling in the ever-closer embrace of
+the unwieldy and amorous Amelia.</p>
+<p>The bully again pushed forward to the aid of his patron, but
+again the elderly lady confronted him, her head back, her left
+arm extended, her whole attitude, to his amazement, that of an
+expert boxer.</p>
+<p>The prizefighter&rsquo;s brutal nature was roused.&nbsp; Woman
+or no woman, he would show the murmuring crowd what it meant to
+cross the path of the Tinman.&nbsp; She had struck him.&nbsp; She
+must take the consequence.&nbsp; No one should square up to him
+with impunity.&nbsp; He swung his right with a curse.&nbsp; The
+bonnet instantly ducked under his arm, and a line of razor-like
+knuckles left an open cut under his eye.</p>
+<p><!-- page 100--><a name="page100"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+100</span>Amid wild cries of delight and encouragement from the
+dense circle of spectators, the lady danced round the sham
+clergyman, dodging his ponderous blows, slipping under his arms,
+and smacking back at him most successfully.&nbsp; Once she
+tripped and fell over her own skirt, but was up and at him again
+in an instant.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You vulgar fellow!&rdquo; she shrieked.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Would you strike a helpless woman!&nbsp; Take that!&nbsp;
+Oh, you rude and ill-bred man!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Bully Hooper was cowed for the first time in his life by the
+extraordinary thing that he was fighting.&nbsp; The creature was
+as elusive as a shadow, and yet the blood was dripping down his
+chin from the effects of the blows.&nbsp; He shrank back with an
+amazed face from so uncanny an antagonist.&nbsp; And in the
+moment that he did so his spell was for ever broken.&nbsp; Only
+success could hold it.&nbsp; A check was fatal.&nbsp; In all the
+crowd there was scarce one who was not nursing some grievance
+against master or man, and waiting for that moment of weakness in
+which to revenge it.</p>
+<p>With a growl of rage the circle closed in.&nbsp; There was an
+eddy of furious, struggling men, with Lord Barrymore&rsquo;s
+thin, flushed face and Hooper&rsquo;s bulldog jowl in the centre
+of it.&nbsp; A moment after they were both upon the ground, and a
+dozen sticks were rising and falling above them.</p>
+<p><!-- page 101--><a name="page101"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+101</span>&ldquo;Let me up!&nbsp; You&rsquo;re killing me!&nbsp;
+For God&rsquo;s sake let me up!&rdquo; cried a crackling
+voice.</p>
+<p>Hooper fought mute, like the bulldog he was, till his senses
+were beaten out of him.</p>
+<p>Bruised, kicked, and mauled, never did their worst victim come
+so badly from the Gardens as the bully and his patron that
+night.&nbsp; But worse than the ache of wounds for Lord Barrymore
+was the smart of the mind as he thought how every club and
+drawing-room in London would laugh for a week to come at the tale
+of his Amelia and her aunt.</p>
+<p>Sir Charles had stood, rocking with laughter, upon the bench
+which overlooked the scene.&nbsp; When at last he made his way
+back through the crowds to his yellow phaeton, he was not
+entirely surprised to find that the back seat was already
+occupied by two giggling females, who were exchanging most
+unladylike repartees with the attendant grooms.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You young rascals!&rdquo; he remarked, over his
+shoulder, as he gathered up his reins.</p>
+<p>The two females tittered loudly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Uncle Charles!&rdquo; cried the elder, &ldquo;may I
+present Mr. Jack Jarvis, of Brasenose College?&nbsp; I think,
+uncle, you should take us somewhere to sup, for it has been a
+vastly fatiguing performance.&nbsp; To-morrow I will do myself
+the honour to call, at your convenience, and will venture to
+bring with me the receipt for one thousand pounds.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 102--><a name="page102"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 102</span>V.&nbsp; THE HORROR OF THE
+HEIGHTS<br />
+(WHICH INCLUDES THE MANUSCRIPT KNOWN AS THE JOYCE-ARMSTRONG
+FRAGMENT)</h2>
+<p>The idea that the extraordinary narrative which has been
+called the Joyce-Armstrong Fragment is an elaborate practical
+joke evolved by some unknown person, cursed by a perverted and
+sinister sense of humour, has now been abandoned by all who have
+examined the matter.&nbsp; The most <i>macabre</i> and
+imaginative of plotters would hesitate before linking his morbid
+fancies with the unquestioned and tragic facts which reinforce
+the statement.&nbsp; Though the assertions contained in it are
+amazing and even monstrous, it is none the less forcing itself
+upon the general intelligence that they are true, and that we
+must readjust our ideas to the new situation.&nbsp; This world of
+ours appears to be separated by a slight and precarious margin of
+safety from a most singular and unexpected danger.&nbsp; I will
+endeavour in this narrative, which reproduces the original
+document in its <!-- page 103--><a name="page103"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 103</span>necessarily somewhat fragmentary
+form, to lay before the reader the whole of the facts up to date,
+prefacing my statement by saying that, if there be any who doubt
+the narrative of Joyce-Armstrong, there can be no question at all
+as to the facts concerning Lieutenant Myrtle, R.N., and Mr. Hay
+Connor, who undoubtedly met their end in the manner
+described.</p>
+<p>The Joyce-Armstrong Fragment was found in the field which is
+called Lower Haycock, lying one mile to the westward of the
+village of Withyham, upon the Kent and Sussex border.&nbsp; It
+was on the fifteenth of September last that an agricultural
+labourer, James Flynn, in the employment of Mathew Dodd, farmer,
+of the Chauntry Farm, Withyham, perceived a briar pipe lying near
+the footpath which skirts the hedge in Lower Haycock.&nbsp; A few
+paces farther on he picked up a pair of broken binocular
+glasses.&nbsp; Finally, among some nettles in the ditch, he
+caught sight of a flat, canvas-backed book, which proved to be a
+note-book with detachable leaves, some of which had come loose
+and were fluttering along the base of the hedge.&nbsp; These he
+collected, but some, including the first, were never recovered,
+and leave a deplorable hiatus in this all-important
+statement.&nbsp; The notebook was taken by the labourer to his
+master, who in turn showed it to Dr. J. H. Atherton, of
+Hartfield.&nbsp; This gentleman at once recognised <!-- page
+104--><a name="page104"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+104</span>the need for an expert examination, and the manuscript
+was forwarded to the Aero Club in London, where it now lies.</p>
+<p>The first two pages of the manuscript are missing.&nbsp; There
+is also one torn away at the end of the narrative, though none of
+these affect the general coherence of the story.&nbsp; It is
+conjectured that the missing opening is concerned with the record
+of Mr. Joyce-Armstrong&rsquo;s qualifications as an aeronaut,
+which can be gathered from other sources and are admitted to be
+unsurpassed among the air-pilots of England.&nbsp; For many years
+he has been looked upon as among the most daring and the most
+intellectual of flying men, a combination which has enabled him
+to both invent and test several new devices, including the common
+gyroscopic attachment which is known by his name.&nbsp; The main
+body of the manuscript is written neatly in ink, but the last few
+lines are in pencil and are so ragged as to be hardly
+legible&mdash;exactly, in fact, as they might be expected to
+appear if they were scribbled off hurriedly from the seat of a
+moving aeroplane.&nbsp; There are, it may be added, several
+stains, both on the last page and on the outside cover, which
+have been pronounced by the Home Office experts to be
+blood&mdash;probably human and certainly mammalian.&nbsp; The
+fact that something closely resembling the organism of malaria
+<!-- page 105--><a name="page105"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+105</span>was discovered in this blood, and that Joyce-Armstrong
+is known to have suffered from intermittent fever, is a
+remarkable example of the new weapons which modern science has
+placed in the hands of our detectives.</p>
+<p>And now a word as to the personality of the author of this
+epoch-making statement.&nbsp; Joyce-Armstrong, according to the
+few friends who really knew something of the man, was a poet and
+a dreamer, as well as a mechanic and an inventor.&nbsp; He was a
+man of considerable wealth, much of which he had spent in the
+pursuit of his aeronautical hobby.&nbsp; He had four private
+aeroplanes in his hangars near Devizes, and is said to have made
+no fewer than one hundred and seventy ascents in the course of
+last year.&nbsp; He was a retiring man with dark moods, in which
+he would avoid the society of his fellows.&nbsp; Captain
+Dangerfield, who knew him better than any one, says that there
+were times when his eccentricity threatened to develop into
+something more serious.&nbsp; His habit of carrying a shot-gun
+with him in his aeroplane was one manifestation of it.</p>
+<p>Another was the morbid effect which the fall of Lieutenant
+Myrtle had upon his mind.&nbsp; Myrtle, who was attempting the
+height record, fell from an altitude of something over thirty
+thousand feet.&nbsp; Horrible to narrate, his head was entirely
+obliterated, though his body and <!-- page 106--><a
+name="page106"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 106</span>limbs
+preserved their configuration.&nbsp; At every gathering of
+airmen, Joyce-Armstrong, according to Dangerfield, would ask,
+with an enigmatic smile: &ldquo;And where, pray, is
+Myrtle&rsquo;s head?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On another occasion after dinner, at the mess of the Flying
+School on Salisbury Plain, he started a debate as to what will be
+the most permanent danger which airmen will have to
+encounter.&nbsp; Having listened to successive opinions as to
+air-pockets, faulty construction, and over-banking, he ended by
+shrugging his shoulders and refusing to put forward his own
+views, though he gave the impression that they differed from any
+advanced by his companions.</p>
+<p>It is worth remarking that after his own complete
+disappearance it was found that his private affairs were arranged
+with a precision which may show that he had a strong premonition
+of disaster.&nbsp; With these essential explanations I will now
+give the narrative exactly as it stands, beginning at page three
+of the blood-soaked note-book:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nevertheless, when I dined at Rheims with Coselli and
+Gustav Raymond I found that neither of them was aware of any
+particular danger in the higher layers of the atmosphere.&nbsp; I
+did not actually say what was in my thoughts, but I got so near
+to it that if they had any corresponding idea they could not have
+failed to express it.&nbsp; But then they are two empty, <!--
+page 107--><a name="page107"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+107</span>vainglorious fellows with no thought beyond seeing
+their silly names in the newspaper.&nbsp; It is interesting to
+note that neither of them had ever been much beyond the
+twenty-thousand-foot level.&nbsp; Of course, men have been higher
+than this both in balloons and in the ascent of mountains.&nbsp;
+It must be well above that point that the aeroplane enters the
+danger zone&mdash;always presuming that my premonitions are
+correct.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aeroplaning has been with us now for more than twenty
+years, and one might well ask: Why should this peril be only
+revealing itself in our day?&nbsp; The answer is obvious.&nbsp;
+In the old days of weak engines, when a hundred horse-power Gnome
+or Green was considered ample for every need, the flights were
+very restricted.&nbsp; Now that three hundred horse-power is the
+rule rather than the exception, visits to the upper layers have
+become easier and more common.&nbsp; Some of us can remember how,
+in our youth, Garros made a world-wide reputation by attaining
+nineteen thousand feet, and it was considered a remarkable
+achievement to fly over the Alps.&nbsp; Our standard now has been
+immeasurably raised, and there are twenty high flights for one in
+former years.&nbsp; Many of them have been undertaken with
+impunity.&nbsp; The thirty-thousand-foot level has been reached
+time after time with no discomfort beyond cold and asthma.&nbsp;
+What does this prove?&nbsp; A visitor might descend upon this
+planet a thousand times and never see a tiger.&nbsp; Yet tigers
+exist, and if he chanced to come down into a jungle he might be
+devoured.&nbsp; There are jungles of the <!-- page 108--><a
+name="page108"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 108</span>upper air,
+and there are worse things than tigers which inhabit them.&nbsp;
+I believe in time they will map these jungles accurately
+out.&nbsp; Even at the present moment I could name two of
+them.&nbsp; One of them lies over the Pau-Biarritz district of
+France.&nbsp; Another is just over my head as I write here in my
+house in Wiltshire.&nbsp; I rather think there is a third in the
+Homburg-Wiesbaden district.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was the disappearance of the airmen that first set
+me thinking.&nbsp; Of course, every one said that they had fallen
+into the sea, but that did not satisfy me at all.&nbsp; First,
+there was Verrier in France; his machine was found near Bayonne,
+but they never got his body.&nbsp; There was the case of Baxter
+also, who vanished, though his engine and some of the iron
+fixings were found in a wood in Leicestershire.&nbsp; In that
+case, Dr. Middleton, of Amesbury, who was watching the flight
+with a telescope, declares that just before the clouds obscured
+the view he saw the machine, which was at an enormous height,
+suddenly rise perpendicularly upwards in a succession of jerks in
+a manner that he would have thought to be impossible.&nbsp; That
+was the last seen of Baxter.&nbsp; There was a correspondence in
+the papers, but it never led to anything.&nbsp; There were
+several other similar cases, and then there was the death of Hay
+Connor.&nbsp; What a cackle there was about an unsolved mystery
+of the air, and what columns in the halfpenny papers, and yet how
+little was ever done to get to the bottom of the business!&nbsp;
+He came down in a tremendous vol-plan&eacute; from <!-- page
+109--><a name="page109"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 109</span>an
+unknown height.&nbsp; He never got off his machine and died in
+his pilot&rsquo;s seat.&nbsp; Died of what?&nbsp; &lsquo;Heart
+disease,&rsquo; said the doctors.&nbsp; Rubbish!&nbsp; Hay
+Connor&rsquo;s heart was as sound as mine is.&nbsp; What did
+Venables say?&nbsp; Venables was the only man who was at his side
+when he died.&nbsp; He said that he was shivering and looked like
+a man who had been badly scared.&nbsp; &lsquo;Died of
+fright,&rsquo; said Venables, but could not imagine what he was
+frightened about.&nbsp; Only said one word to Venables, which
+sounded like &lsquo;Monstrous.&rsquo;&nbsp; They could make
+nothing of that at the inquest.&nbsp; But I could make something
+of it.&nbsp; Monsters!&nbsp; That was the last word of poor Harry
+Hay Connor.&nbsp; And he <i>did</i> die of fright, just as
+Venables thought.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And then there was Myrtle&rsquo;s head.&nbsp; Do you
+really believe&mdash;does anybody really believe&mdash;that a
+man&rsquo;s head could be driven clean into his body by the force
+of a fall?&nbsp; Well, perhaps it may be possible, but I, for
+one, have never believed that it was so with Myrtle.&nbsp; And
+the grease upon his clothes&mdash;&lsquo;all slimy with
+grease,&rsquo; said somebody at the inquest.&nbsp; Queer that
+nobody got thinking after that!&nbsp; I did&mdash;but, then, I
+had been thinking for a good long time.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve made
+three ascents&mdash;how Dangerfield used to chaff me about my
+shot-gun!&mdash;but I&rsquo;ve never been high enough.&nbsp; Now,
+with this new light Paul Veroner machine and its one hundred and
+seventy-five Robur, I should easily touch the thirty thousand
+to-morrow.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll have a shot at the record.&nbsp;
+Maybe I shall have a shot at something else as well.&nbsp; Of
+course, it&rsquo;s <!-- page 110--><a name="page110"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 110</span>dangerous.&nbsp; If a fellow wants
+to avoid danger he had best keep out of flying altogether and
+subside finally into flannel slippers and a dressing-gown.&nbsp;
+But I&rsquo;ll visit the air-jungle to-morrow&mdash;and if
+there&rsquo;s anything there I shall know it.&nbsp; If I return,
+I&rsquo;ll find myself a bit of a celebrity.&nbsp; If I
+don&rsquo;t, this note-book may explain what I am trying to do,
+and how I lost my life in doing it.&nbsp; But no drivel about
+accidents or mysteries, if <i>you</i> please.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I chose my Paul Veroner monoplane for the job.&nbsp;
+There&rsquo;s nothing like a monoplane when real work is to be
+done.&nbsp; Beaumont found that out in very early days.&nbsp; For
+one thing, it doesn&rsquo;t mind damp, and the weather looks as
+if we should be in the clouds all the time.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a
+bonny little model and answers my hand like a tender-mouthed
+horse.&nbsp; The engine is a ten-cylinder rotary Robur working up
+to one hundred and seventy-five.&nbsp; It has all the modern
+improvements&mdash;enclosed fuselage, high-curved landing skids,
+brakes, gyroscopic steadiers, and three speeds, worked by an
+alteration of the angle of the planes upon the Venetian-blind
+principle.&nbsp; I took a shot-gun with me and a dozen cartridges
+filled with buck-shot.&nbsp; You should have seen the face of
+Perkins, my old mechanic, when I directed him to put them
+in.&nbsp; I was dressed like an Arctic explorer, with two jerseys
+under my overalls, thick socks inside my padded boots, a
+storm-cap with flaps, and my talc goggles.&nbsp; It was stifling
+outside the hangars, but I was going for the summit of the
+Himalayas, and had to dress for the part.&nbsp; <!-- page
+111--><a name="page111"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+111</span>Perkins knew there was something on and implored me to
+take him with me.&nbsp; Perhaps I should if I were using the
+biplane, but a monoplane is a one-man show&mdash;if you want to
+get the last foot of lift out of it.&nbsp; Of course, I took an
+oxygen bag; the man who goes for the altitude record without one
+will either be frozen or smothered&mdash;or both.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had a good look at the planes, the rudder-bar, and
+the elevating lever before I got in.&nbsp; Everything was in
+order so far as I could see.&nbsp; Then I switched on my engine
+and found that she was running sweetly.&nbsp; When they let her
+go she rose almost at once upon the lowest speed.&nbsp; I circled
+my home field once or twice just to warm her up, and then, with a
+wave to Perkins and the others, I flattened out my planes and put
+her on her highest.&nbsp; She skimmed like a swallow down wind
+for eight or ten miles until I turned her nose up a little and
+she began to climb in a great spiral for the cloud-bank above
+me.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all-important to rise slowly and adapt
+yourself to the pressure as you go.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was a close, warm day for an English September, and
+there was the hush and heaviness of impending rain.&nbsp; Now and
+then there came sudden puffs of wind from the
+south-west&mdash;one of them so gusty and unexpected that it
+caught me napping and turned me half-round for an instant.&nbsp;
+I remember the time when gusts and whirls and air-pockets used to
+be things of danger&mdash;before we learned to put an
+overmastering power into our engines.&nbsp; Just as I reached the
+cloud-banks, with the altimeter <!-- page 112--><a
+name="page112"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 112</span>marking
+three thousand, down came the rain.&nbsp; My word, how it
+poured!&nbsp; It drummed upon my wings and lashed against my
+face, blurring my glasses so that I could hardly see.&nbsp; I got
+down on to a low speed, for it was painful to travel against
+it.&nbsp; As I got higher it became hail, and I had to turn tail
+to it.&nbsp; One of my cylinders was out of action&mdash;a dirty
+plug, I should imagine, but still I was rising steadily with
+plenty of power.&nbsp; After a bit the trouble passed, whatever
+it was, and I heard the full, deep-throated purr&mdash;the ten
+singing as one.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s where the beauty of our modern
+silencers comes in.&nbsp; We can at last control our engines by
+ear.&nbsp; How they squeal and squeak and sob when they are in
+trouble!&nbsp; All those cries for help were wasted in the old
+days, when every sound was swallowed up by the monstrous racket
+of the machine.&nbsp; If only the early aviators could come back
+to see the beauty and perfection of the mechanism which have been
+bought at the cost of their lives!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;About nine-thirty I was nearing the clouds.&nbsp; Down
+below me, all blurred and shadowed with rain, lay the vast
+expanse of Salisbury Plain.&nbsp; Half-a-dozen flying machines
+were doing hackwork at the thousand-foot level, looking like
+little black swallows against the green background.&nbsp; I dare
+say they were wondering what I was doing up in cloud-land.&nbsp;
+Suddenly a grey curtain drew across beneath me and the wet folds
+of vapour were swirling round my face.&nbsp; It was clammily cold
+and miserable.&nbsp; But I was above the hail-storm, and that was
+something <!-- page 113--><a name="page113"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 113</span>gained.&nbsp; The cloud was as dark
+and thick as a London fog.&nbsp; In my anxiety to get clear, I
+cocked her nose up until the automatic alarm-bell rang, and I
+actually began to slide backwards.&nbsp; My sopped and dripping
+wings had made me heavier than I thought, but presently I was in
+lighter cloud, and soon had cleared the first layer.&nbsp; There
+was a second&mdash;opal-coloured and fleecy&mdash;at a great
+height above my head, a white unbroken ceiling above, and a dark
+unbroken floor below, with the monoplane labouring upwards upon a
+vast spiral between them.&nbsp; It is deadly lonely in these
+cloud-spaces.&nbsp; Once a great flight of some small water-birds
+went past me, flying very fast to the westwards.&nbsp; The quick
+whirr of their wings and their musical cry were cheery to my
+ear.&nbsp; I fancy that they were teal, but I am a wretched
+zoologist.&nbsp; Now that we humans have become birds we must
+really learn to know our brethren by sight.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The wind down beneath me whirled and swayed the broad
+cloud-plain.&nbsp; Once a great eddy formed in it, a whirlpool of
+vapour, and through it, as down a funnel, I caught sight of the
+distant world.&nbsp; A large white biplane was passing at a vast
+depth beneath me.&nbsp; I fancy it was the morning mail service
+betwixt Bristol and London.&nbsp; Then the drift swirled inwards
+again and the great solitude was unbroken.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Just after ten I touched the lower edge of the upper
+cloud-stratum.&nbsp; It consisted of fine diaphanous vapour
+drifting swiftly from the westward.&nbsp; The wind had been
+steadily rising <!-- page 114--><a name="page114"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 114</span>all this time and it was now blowing
+a sharp breeze&mdash;twenty-eight an hour by my gauge.&nbsp;
+Already it was very cold, though my altimeter only marked nine
+thousand.&nbsp; The engines were working beautifully, and we went
+droning steadily upwards.&nbsp; The cloud-bank was thicker than I
+had expected, but at last it thinned out into a golden mist
+before me, and then in an instant I had shot out from it, and
+there was an unclouded sky and a brilliant sun above my
+head&mdash;all blue and gold above, all shining silver below, one
+vast glimmering plain as far as my eyes could reach.&nbsp; It was
+a quarter past ten o&rsquo;clock, and the barograph needle
+pointed to twelve thousand eight hundred.&nbsp; Up I went and up,
+my ears concentrated upon the deep purring of my motor, my eyes
+busy always with the watch, the revolution indicator, the petrol
+lever, and the oil pump.&nbsp; No wonder aviators are said to be
+a fearless race.&nbsp; With so many things to think of there is
+no time to trouble about oneself.&nbsp; About this time I noted
+how unreliable is the compass when above a certain height from
+earth.&nbsp; At fifteen thousand feet mine was pointing east and
+a point south.&nbsp; The sun and the wind gave me my true
+bearings.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had hoped to reach an eternal stillness in these high
+altitudes, but with every thousand feet of ascent the gale grew
+stronger.&nbsp; My machine groaned and trembled in every joint
+and rivet as she faced it, and swept away like a sheet of paper
+when I banked her on the turn, skimming down wind at a greater
+pace, perhaps, than ever mortal man has moved.&nbsp; Yet I had
+<!-- page 115--><a name="page115"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+115</span>always to turn again and tack up in the wind&rsquo;s
+eye, for it was not merely a height record that I was
+after.&nbsp; By all my calculations it was above little Wiltshire
+that my air-jungle lay, and all my labour might be lost if I
+struck the outer layers at some farther point.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When I reached the nineteen-thousand-foot level, which
+was about midday, the wind was so severe that I looked with some
+anxiety to the stays of my wings, expecting momentarily to see
+them snap or slacken.&nbsp; I even cast loose the parachute
+behind me, and fastened its hook into the ring of my leathern
+belt, so as to be ready for the worst.&nbsp; Now was the time
+when a bit of scamped work by the mechanic is paid for by the
+life of the aeronaut.&nbsp; But she held together bravely.&nbsp;
+Every cord and strut was humming and vibrating like so many
+harp-strings, but it was glorious to see how, for all the beating
+and the buffeting, she was still the conqueror of Nature and the
+mistress of the sky.&nbsp; There is surely something divine in
+man himself that he should rise so superior to the limitations
+which Creation seemed to impose&mdash;rise, too, by such
+unselfish, heroic devotion as this air-conquest has shown.&nbsp;
+Talk of human degeneration!&nbsp; When has such a story as this
+been written in the annals of our race?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;These were the thoughts in my head as I climbed that
+monstrous inclined plane with the wind sometimes beating in my
+face and sometimes whistling behind my ears, while the cloud-land
+beneath me fell away to such a distance that the folds and
+hummocks of silver had <!-- page 116--><a
+name="page116"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 116</span>all
+smoothed out into one flat, shining plain.&nbsp; But suddenly I
+had a horrible and unprecedented experience.&nbsp; I have known
+before what it is to be in what our neighbours have called a
+<i>tourbillon</i>, but never on such a scale as this.&nbsp; That
+huge, sweeping river of wind of which I have spoken had, as it
+appears, whirlpools within it which were as monstrous as
+itself.&nbsp; Without a moment&rsquo;s warning I was dragged
+suddenly into the heart of one.&nbsp; I spun round for a minute
+or two with such velocity that I almost lost my senses, and then
+fell suddenly, left wing foremost, down the vacuum funnel in the
+centre.&nbsp; I dropped like a stone, and lost nearly a thousand
+feet.&nbsp; It was only my belt that kept me in my seat, and the
+shock and breathlessness left me hanging half-insensible over the
+side of the fuselage.&nbsp; But I am always capable of a supreme
+effort&mdash;it is my one great merit as an aviator.&nbsp; I was
+conscious that the descent was slower.&nbsp; The whirlpool was a
+cone rather than a funnel, and I had come to the apex.&nbsp; With
+a terrific wrench, throwing my weight all to one side, I levelled
+my planes and brought her head away from the wind.&nbsp; In an
+instant I had shot out of the eddies and was skimming down the
+sky.&nbsp; Then, shaken but victorious, I turned her nose up and
+began once more my steady grind on the upward spiral.&nbsp; I
+took a large sweep to avoid the danger-spot of the whirlpool, and
+soon I was safely above it.&nbsp; Just after one o&rsquo;clock I
+was twenty-one thousand feet above the sea-level.&nbsp; To my
+great joy I had topped the gale, and with every hundred feet of
+ascent the air grew stiller.&nbsp; <!-- page 117--><a
+name="page117"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 117</span>On the
+other hand, it was very cold, and I was conscious of that
+peculiar nausea which goes with rarefaction of the air.&nbsp; For
+the first time I unscrewed the mouth of my oxygen bag and took an
+occasional whiff of the glorious gas.&nbsp; I could feel it
+running like a cordial through my veins, and I was exhilarated
+almost to the point of drunkenness.&nbsp; I shouted and sang as I
+soared upwards into the cold, still outer world.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is very clear to me that the insensibility which
+came upon Glaisher, and in a lesser degree upon Coxwell, when, in
+1862, they ascended in a balloon to the height of thirty thousand
+feet, was due to the extreme speed with which a perpendicular
+ascent is made.&nbsp; Doing it at an easy gradient and
+accustoming oneself to the lessened barometric pressure by slow
+degrees, there are no such dreadful symptoms.&nbsp; At the same
+great height I found that even without my oxygen inhaler I could
+breathe without undue distress.&nbsp; It was bitterly cold,
+however, and my thermometer was at zero Fahrenheit.&nbsp; At
+one-thirty I was nearly seven miles above the surface of the
+earth, and still ascending steadily.&nbsp; I found, however, that
+the rarefied air was giving markedly less support to my planes,
+and that my angle of ascent had to be considerably lowered in
+consequence.&nbsp; It was already clear that even with my light
+weight and strong engine-power there was a point in front of me
+where I should be held.&nbsp; To make matters worse, one of my
+sparking-plugs was in trouble again and there was intermittent
+<!-- page 118--><a name="page118"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+118</span>missfiring in the engine.&nbsp; My heart was heavy with
+the fear of failure.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was about that time that I had a most extraordinary
+experience.&nbsp; Something whizzed past me in a trail of smoke
+and exploded with a loud, hissing sound, sending forth a cloud of
+steam.&nbsp; For the instant I could not imagine what had
+happened.&nbsp; Then I remembered that the earth is for ever
+being bombarded by meteor stones, and would be hardly inhabitable
+were they not in nearly every case turned to vapour in the outer
+layers of the atmosphere.&nbsp; Here is a new danger for the
+high-altitude man, for two others passed me when I was nearing
+the forty-thousand-foot mark.&nbsp; I cannot doubt that at the
+edge of the earth&rsquo;s envelope the risk would be a very real
+one.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My barograph needle marked forty-one thousand three
+hundred when I became aware that I could go no farther.&nbsp;
+Physically, the strain was not as yet greater than I could bear,
+but my machine had reached its limit.&nbsp; The attenuated air
+gave no firm support to the wings, and the least tilt developed
+into side-slip, while she seemed sluggish on her controls.&nbsp;
+Possibly, had the engine been at its best, another thousand feet
+might have been within our capacity, but it was still missfiring,
+and two out of the ten cylinders appeared to be out of
+action.&nbsp; If I had not already reached the zone for which I
+was searching then I should never see it upon this journey.&nbsp;
+But was it not possible that I had attained it?&nbsp; Soaring in
+circles like a monstrous hawk upon the forty-thousand-foot level
+<!-- page 119--><a name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+119</span>I let the monoplane guide herself, and with my Mannheim
+glass I made a careful observation of my surroundings.&nbsp; The
+heavens were perfectly clear; there was no indication of those
+dangers which I had imagined.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have said that I was soaring in circles.&nbsp; It
+struck me suddenly that I would do well to take a wider sweep and
+open up a new air-tract.&nbsp; If the hunter entered an
+earth-jungle he would drive through it if he wished to find his
+game.&nbsp; My reasoning had led me to believe that the
+air-jungle which I had imagined lay somewhere over
+Wiltshire.&nbsp; This should be to the south and west of
+me.&nbsp; I took my bearings from the sun, for the compass was
+hopeless and no trace of earth was to be seen&mdash;nothing but
+the distant silver cloud-plain.&nbsp; However, I got my direction
+as best I might and kept her head straight to the mark.&nbsp; I
+reckoned that my petrol supply would not last for more than
+another hour or so, but I could afford to use it to the last
+drop, since a single magnificent vol-plan&eacute; could at any
+time take me to the earth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Suddenly I was aware of something new.&nbsp; The air in
+front of me had lost its crystal clearness.&nbsp; It was full of
+long, ragged wisps of something which I can only compare to very
+fine cigarette-smoke.&nbsp; It hung about in wreaths and coils,
+turning and twisting slowly in the sunlight.&nbsp; As the
+monoplane shot through it, I was aware of a faint taste of oil
+upon my lips, and there was a greasy scum upon the woodwork of
+the machine.&nbsp; Some infinitely fine organic matter appeared
+to be suspended in the <!-- page 120--><a
+name="page120"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+120</span>atmosphere.&nbsp; There was no life there.&nbsp; It was
+inchoate and diffuse, extending for many square acres and then
+fringing off into the void.&nbsp; No, it was not life.&nbsp; But
+might it not be the remains of life?&nbsp; Above all, might it
+not be the food of life, of monstrous life, even as the humble
+grease of the ocean is the food for the mighty whale?&nbsp; The
+thought was in my mind when my eyes looked upwards and I saw the
+most wonderful vision that ever man has seen.&nbsp; Can I hope to
+convey it to you even as I saw it myself last Thursday?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Conceive a jelly-fish such as sails in our summer seas,
+bell-shaped and of enormous size&mdash;far larger, I should
+judge, than the dome of St. Paul&rsquo;s.&nbsp; It was of a light
+pink colour veined with a delicate green, but the whole huge
+fabric so tenuous that it was but a fairy outline against the
+dark blue sky.&nbsp; It pulsated with a delicate and regular
+rhythm.&nbsp; From it there depended two long, drooping green
+tentacles, which swayed slowly backwards and forwards.&nbsp; This
+gorgeous vision passed gently with noiseless dignity over my
+head, as light and fragile as a soap-bubble, and drifted upon its
+stately way.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had half-turned my monoplane, that I might look after
+this beautiful creature, when, in a moment, I found myself amidst
+a perfect fleet of them, of all sizes, but none so large as the
+first.&nbsp; Some were quite small, but the majority about as big
+as an average balloon, and with much the same curvature at the
+top.&nbsp; There was in them a delicacy of texture and colouring
+which reminded me of the finest <!-- page 121--><a
+name="page121"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 121</span>Venetian
+glass.&nbsp; Pale shades of pink and green were the prevailing
+tints, but all had a lovely iridescence where the sun shimmered
+through their dainty forms.&nbsp; Some hundreds of them drifted
+past me, a wonderful fairy squadron of strange, unknown argosies
+of the sky&mdash;creatures whose forms and substance were so
+attuned to these pure heights that one could not conceive
+anything so delicate within actual sight or sound of earth.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But soon my attention was drawn to a new
+phenomenon&mdash;the serpents of the outer air.&nbsp; These were
+long, thin, fantastic coils of vapour-like material, which turned
+and twisted with great speed, flying round and round at such a
+pace that the eyes could hardly follow them.&nbsp; Some of these
+ghost-like creatures were twenty or thirty feet long, but it was
+difficult to tell their girth, for their outline was so hazy that
+it seemed to fade away into the air around them.&nbsp; These
+air-snakes were of a very light grey or smoke colour, with some
+darker lines within, which gave the impression of a definite
+organism.&nbsp; One of them whisked past my very face, and I was
+conscious of a cold, clammy contact, but their composition was so
+unsubstantial that I could not connect them with any thought of
+physical danger, any more than the beautiful bell-like creatures
+which had preceded them.&nbsp; There was no more solidity in
+their frames than in the floating spume from a broken wave.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But a more terrible experience was in store for
+me.&nbsp; Floating downwards from a great height there came a
+purplish patch of vapour, <!-- page 122--><a
+name="page122"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 122</span>small as I
+saw it first, but rapidly enlarging as it approached me, until it
+appeared to be hundreds of square feet in size.&nbsp; Though
+fashioned of some transparent, jelly-like substance, it was none
+the less of much more definite outline and solid consistence than
+anything which I had seen before.&nbsp; There were more traces,
+too, of a physical organization, especially two vast shadowy,
+circular plates upon either side, which may have been eyes, and a
+perfectly solid white projection between them which was as curved
+and cruel as the beak of a vulture.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The whole aspect of this monster was formidable and
+threatening, and it kept changing its colour from a very light
+mauve to a dark, angry purple so thick that it cast a shadow as
+it drifted between my monoplane and the sun.&nbsp; On the upper
+curve of its huge body there were three great projections which I
+can only describe as enormous bubbles, and I was convinced as I
+looked at them that they were charged with some extremely light
+gas which served to buoy-up the misshapen and semi-solid mass in
+the rarefied air.&nbsp; The creature moved swiftly along, keeping
+pace easily with the monoplane, and for twenty miles or more it
+formed my horrible escort, hovering over me like a bird of prey
+which is waiting to pounce.&nbsp; Its method of
+progression&mdash;done so swiftly that it was not easy to
+follow&mdash;was to throw out a long, glutinous streamer in front
+of it, which in turn seemed to draw forward the rest of the
+writhing body.&nbsp; So elastic and gelatinous was it that never
+for two successive minutes was it the same shape, <!-- page
+123--><a name="page123"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+123</span>and yet each change made it more threatening and
+loathsome than the last.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I knew that it meant mischief.&nbsp; Every purple flush
+of its hideous body told me so.&nbsp; The vague, goggling eyes
+which were turned always upon me were cold and merciless in their
+viscid hatred.&nbsp; I dipped the nose of my monoplane downwards
+to escape it.&nbsp; As I did so, as quick as a flash there shot
+out a long tentacle from this mass of floating blubber, and it
+fell as light and sinuous as a whip-lash across the front of my
+machine.&nbsp; There was a loud hiss as it lay for a moment
+across the hot engine, and it whisked itself into the air again,
+while the huge flat body drew itself together as if in sudden
+pain.&nbsp; I dipped to a vol-piqu&eacute;, but again a tentacle
+fell over the monoplane and was shorn off by the propeller as
+easily as it might have cut through a smoke wreath.&nbsp; A long,
+gliding, sticky, serpent-like coil came from behind and caught me
+round the waist, dragging me out of the fuselage.&nbsp; I tore at
+it, my fingers sinking into the smooth, glue-like surface, and
+for an instant I disengaged myself, but only to be caught round
+the boot by another coil, which gave me a jerk that tilted me
+almost on to my back.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As I fell over I blazed off both barrels of my gun,
+though, indeed, it was like attacking an elephant with a
+pea-shooter to imagine that any human weapon could cripple that
+mighty bulk.&nbsp; And yet I aimed better than I knew, for, with
+a loud report, one of the great blisters upon the
+creature&rsquo;s back exploded with <!-- page 124--><a
+name="page124"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 124</span>the
+puncture of the buck-shot.&nbsp; It was very clear that my
+conjecture was right, and that these vast clear bladders were
+distended with some lifting gas, for in an instant the huge
+cloud-like body turned sideways, writhing desperately to find its
+balance, while the white beak snapped and gaped in horrible
+fury.&nbsp; But already I had shot away on the steepest glide
+that I dared to attempt, my engine still full on, the flying
+propeller and the force of gravity shooting me downwards like an
+aerolite.&nbsp; Far behind me I saw a dull, purplish smudge
+growing swiftly smaller and merging into the blue sky behind
+it.&nbsp; I was safe out of the deadly jungle of the outer
+air.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Once out of danger I throttled my engine, for nothing
+tears a machine to pieces quicker than running on full power from
+a height.&nbsp; It was a glorious spiral vol-plan&eacute; from
+nearly eight miles of altitude&mdash;first, to the level of the
+silver cloud-bank, then to that of the storm-cloud beneath it,
+and finally, in beating rain, to the surface of the earth.&nbsp;
+I saw the Bristol Channel beneath me as I broke from the clouds,
+but, having still some petrol in my tank, I got twenty miles
+inland before I found myself stranded in a field half a mile from
+the village of Ashcombe.&nbsp; There I got three tins of petrol
+from a passing motor-car, and at ten minutes past six that
+evening I alighted gently in my own home meadow at Devizes, after
+such a journey as no mortal upon earth has ever yet taken and
+lived to tell the tale.&nbsp; I have seen the beauty and I have
+seen the horror of the <!-- page 125--><a
+name="page125"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+125</span>heights&mdash;and greater beauty or greater horror than
+that is not within the ken of man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And now it is my plan to go once again before I give my
+results to the world.&nbsp; My reason for this is that I must
+surely have something to show by way of proof before I lay such a
+tale before my fellow-men.&nbsp; It is true that others will soon
+follow and will confirm what I have said, and yet I should wish
+to carry conviction from the first.&nbsp; Those lovely iridescent
+bubbles of the air should not be hard to capture.&nbsp; They
+drift slowly upon their way, and the swift monoplane could
+intercept their leisurely course.&nbsp; It is likely enough that
+they would dissolve in the heavier layers of the atmosphere, and
+that some small heap of amorphous jelly might be all that I
+should bring to earth with me.&nbsp; And yet something there
+would surely be by which I could substantiate my story.&nbsp;
+Yes, I will go, even if I run a risk by doing so.&nbsp; These
+purple horrors would not seem to be numerous.&nbsp; It is
+probable that I shall not see one.&nbsp; If I do I shall dive at
+once.&nbsp; At the worst there is always the shot-gun and my
+knowledge of . . .&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Here a page of the manuscript is unfortunately missing.&nbsp;
+On the next page is written, in large, straggling
+writing:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Forty-three thousand feet.&nbsp; I shall never see
+earth again.&nbsp; They are beneath me, three of them.&nbsp; God
+help me; it is a dreadful death to die!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 126--><a name="page126"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+126</span>Such in its entirety is the Joyce-Armstrong
+Statement.&nbsp; Of the man nothing has since been seen.&nbsp;
+Pieces of his shattered monoplane have been picked up in the
+preserves of Mr. Budd-Lushington upon the borders of Kent and
+Sussex, within a few miles of the spot where the note-book was
+discovered.&nbsp; If the unfortunate aviator&rsquo;s theory is
+correct that this air-jungle, as he called it, existed only over
+the south-west of England, then it would seem that he had fled
+from it at the full speed of his monoplane, but had been
+overtaken and devoured by these horrible creatures at some spot
+in the outer atmosphere above the place where the grim relics
+were found.&nbsp; The picture of that monoplane skimming down the
+sky, with the nameless terrors flying as swiftly beneath it and
+cutting it off always from the earth while they gradually closed
+in upon their victim, is one upon which a man who valued his
+sanity would prefer not to dwell.&nbsp; There are many, as I am
+aware, who still jeer at the facts which I have here set down,
+but even they must admit that Joyce-Armstrong has disappeared,
+and I would commend to them his own words: &ldquo;This note-book
+may explain what I am trying to do, and how I lost my life in
+doing it.&nbsp; But no drivel about accidents or mysteries, if
+<i>you</i> please.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 127--><a name="page127"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 127</span>VI.&nbsp; BORROWED SCENES</h2>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;It cannot be done.&nbsp; People really
+would not stand it.&nbsp; I know because I have
+tried.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Extract from an unpublished paper upon
+George Borrow and his writings</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Yes, I tried and my experience may interest other
+people.&nbsp; You must imagine, then, that I am soaked in George
+Borrow, especially in his <i>Lavengro</i> and his <i>Romany
+Rye</i>, that I have modelled both my thoughts, my speech and my
+style very carefully upon those of the master, and that finally I
+set forth one summer day actually to lead the life of which I had
+read.&nbsp; Behold me, then, upon the country road which leads
+from the railway-station to the Sussex village of Swinehurst.</p>
+<p>As I walked, I entertained myself by recollections of the
+founders of Sussex, of Cerdic that mighty sea-rover, and of Ella
+his son, said by the bard to be taller by the length of a
+spear-head than the tallest of his fellows.&nbsp; I mentioned the
+matter twice to peasants whom I met upon the road.&nbsp; One, a
+tallish man with a freckled face, sidled past me and ran swiftly
+towards the <!-- page 128--><a name="page128"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 128</span>station.&nbsp; The other, a smaller
+and older man, stood entranced while I recited to him that
+passage of the Saxon Chronicle which begins, &ldquo;Then came
+Leija with longships forty-four, and the fyrd went out against
+him.&rdquo;&nbsp; I was pointing out to him that the Chronicle
+had been written partly by the monks of Saint Albans and
+afterwards by those of Peterborough, but the fellow sprang
+suddenly over a gate and disappeared.</p>
+<p>The village of Swinehurst is a straggling line of
+half-timbered houses of the early English pattern.&nbsp; One of
+these houses stood, as I observed, somewhat taller than the rest,
+and seeing by its appearance and by the sign which hung before it
+that it was the village inn, I approached it, for indeed I had
+not broken my fast since I had left London.&nbsp; A stoutish man,
+five foot eight perhaps in height, with black coat and trousers
+of a greyish shade, stood outside, and to him I talked in the
+fashion of the master.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why a rose and why a crown?&rdquo; I asked as I pointed
+upwards.</p>
+<p>He looked at me in a strange manner.&nbsp; The man&rsquo;s
+whole appearance was strange.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; he
+answered, and shrank a little backwards.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The sign of a king,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Surely,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;What else should
+we understand from a crown?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 129--><a name="page129"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+129</span>&ldquo;And which king?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You will excuse me,&rdquo; said he, and tried to
+pass.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Which king?&rdquo; I repeated.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How should I know?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You should know by the rose,&rdquo; said I,
+&ldquo;which is the symbol of that Tudor-ap-Tudor, who, coming
+from the mountains of Wales, yet seated his posterity upon the
+English throne.&nbsp; Tudor,&rdquo; I continued, getting between
+the stranger and the door of the inn, through which he appeared
+to be desirous of passing, &ldquo;was of the same blood as Owen
+Glendower, the famous chieftain, who is by no means to be
+confused with Owen Gwynedd, the father of Madoc of the Sea, of
+whom the bard made the famous cnylyn, which runs in the Welsh as
+follows:&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I was about to repeat the famous stanza of Dafydd-ap-Gwilyn
+when the man, who had looked very fixedly and strangely at me as
+I spoke, pushed past me and entered the inn.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Truly,&rdquo; said I aloud, &ldquo;it is surely Swinehurst
+to which I have come, since the same means the grove of the
+hogs.&rdquo;&nbsp; So saying I followed the fellow into the bar
+parlour, where I perceived him seated in a corner with a large
+chair in front of him.&nbsp; Four persons of various degrees were
+drinking beer at a central table, whilst a small man of active
+build, in a black, shiny suit, which seemed to have seen much
+service, stood <!-- page 130--><a name="page130"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 130</span>before the empty fireplace.&nbsp;
+Him I took to be the landlord, and I asked him what I should have
+for my dinner.</p>
+<p>He smiled, and said that he could not tell.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But surely, my friend,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;you can
+tell me what is ready?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Even that I cannot do,&rdquo; he answered; &ldquo;but I
+doubt not that the landlord can inform us.&rdquo;&nbsp; On this
+he rang the bell, and a fellow answered, to whom I put the same
+question.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What would you have?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>I thought of the master, and I ordered a cold leg of pork to
+be washed down with tea and beer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you say tea <i>and</i> beer?&rdquo; asked the
+landlord.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I did.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For twenty-five years have I been in business,&rdquo;
+said the landlord, &ldquo;and never before have I been asked for
+tea and beer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The gentleman is joking,&rdquo; said the man with the
+shining coat.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Or else&mdash;&rdquo; said the elderly man in the
+corner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Or what, sir?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; said
+he&mdash;&ldquo;nothing.&rdquo;&nbsp; There was something very
+strange in this man in the corner&mdash;him to whom I had spoken
+of Dafydd-ap-Gwilyn.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then you are joking,&rdquo; said the landlord.</p>
+<p>I asked him if he had read the works of my <!-- page 131--><a
+name="page131"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 131</span>master,
+George Borrow.&nbsp; He said that he had not.&nbsp; I told him
+that in those five volumes he would not, from cover to cover,
+find one trace of any sort of a joke.&nbsp; He would also find
+that my master drank tea and beer together.&nbsp; Now it happens
+that about tea I have read nothing either in the sagas or in the
+bardic cnylynions, but, whilst the landlord had departed to
+prepare my meal, I recited to the company those Icelandic stanzas
+which praise the beer of Gunnar, the long-haired son of Harold
+the Bear.&nbsp; Then, lest the language should be unknown to some
+of them, I recited my own translation, ending with the
+line&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>If the beer be small, then let the mug be
+large.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I then asked the company whether they went to church or to
+chapel.&nbsp; The question surprised them, and especially the
+strange man in the corner, upon whom I now fixed my eye.&nbsp; I
+had read his secret, and as I looked at him he tried to shrink
+behind the clock-case.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The church or the chapel?&rdquo; I asked him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The church,&rdquo; he gasped.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Which</i> church?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>He shrank farther behind the clock.&nbsp; &ldquo;I have never
+been so questioned,&rdquo; he cried.</p>
+<p>I showed him that I knew his secret, &ldquo;Rome was not built
+in a day,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p><!-- page 132--><a name="page132"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+132</span>&ldquo;He! He!&rdquo; he cried.&nbsp; Then, as I turned
+away, he put his head from behind the clock-case and tapped his
+forehead with his forefinger.&nbsp; So also did the man with the
+shiny coat, who stood before the empty fireplace.</p>
+<p>Having eaten the cold leg of pork&mdash;where is there a
+better dish, save only boiled mutton with capers?&mdash;and
+having drunk both the tea and the beer, I told the company that
+such a meal had been called &ldquo;to box Harry&rdquo; by the
+master, who had observed it to be in great favour with commercial
+gentlemen out of Liverpool.&nbsp; With this information and a
+stanza or two from Lopez de Vega I left the Inn of the Rose and
+Crown behind me, having first paid my reckoning.&nbsp; At the
+door the landlord asked me for my name and address.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And why?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lest there should be inquiry for you,&rdquo; said the
+landlord.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But why should they inquire for me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, who knows?&rdquo; said the landlord, musing.&nbsp;
+And so I left him at the door of the Inn of the Rose and Crown,
+whence came, I observed, a great tumult of laughter.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Assuredly,&rdquo; thought I, &ldquo;Rome was not built in
+a day.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Having walked down the main street of Swinehurst, which, as I
+have observed, consists of half-timbered buildings in the ancient
+style, I came out upon the country road, and proceeded <!-- page
+133--><a name="page133"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 133</span>to
+look for those wayside adventures, which are, according to the
+master, as thick as blackberries for those who seek them upon an
+English highway.&nbsp; I had already received some boxing lessons
+before leaving London, so it seemed to me that if I should chance
+to meet some traveller whose size and age seemed such as to
+encourage the venture I would ask him to strip off his coat and
+settle any differences which we could find in the old English
+fashion.&nbsp; I waited, therefore, by a stile for any one who
+should chance to pass, and it was while I stood there that the
+screaming horror came upon me, even as it came upon the master in
+the dingle.&nbsp; I gripped the bar of the stile, which was of
+good British oak.&nbsp; Oh, who can tell the terrors of the
+screaming horror!&nbsp; That was what I thought as I grasped the
+oaken bar of the stile.&nbsp; Was it the beer&mdash;or was it the
+tea?&nbsp; Or was it that the landlord was right and that other,
+the man with the black, shiny coat, he who had answered the sign
+of the strange man in the corner?&nbsp; But the master drank tea
+with beer.&nbsp; Yes, but the master also had the screaming
+horror.&nbsp; All this I thought as I grasped the bar of British
+oak, which was the top of the stile.&nbsp; For half an hour the
+horror was upon me.&nbsp; Then it passed, and I was left feeling
+very weak and still grasping the oaken bar.</p>
+<p>I had not moved from the stile, where I had <!-- page 134--><a
+name="page134"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 134</span>been seized
+by the screaming horror, when I heard the sound of steps behind
+me, and turning round I perceived that a pathway led across the
+field upon the farther side of the stile.&nbsp; A woman was
+coming towards me along this pathway, and it was evident to me
+that she was one of those gipsy Rias, of whom the master has said
+so much.&nbsp; Looking beyond her, I could see the smoke of a
+fire from a small dingle, which showed where her tribe were
+camping.&nbsp; The woman herself was of a moderate height,
+neither tall nor short, with a face which was much sunburned and
+freckled.&nbsp; I must confess that she was not beautiful, but I
+do not think that anyone, save the master, has found very
+beautiful women walking about upon the high-roads of
+England.&nbsp; Such as she was I must make the best of her, and
+well I knew how to address her, for many times had I admired the
+mixture of politeness and audacity which should be used in such a
+case.&nbsp; Therefore, when the woman had come to the stile, I
+held out my hand and helped her over.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What says the Spanish poet Calderon?&rdquo; said
+I.&nbsp; &ldquo;I doubt not that you have read the couplet which
+has been thus Englished:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Oh, maiden, may I humbly pray<br />
+That I may help you on your way.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The woman blushed, but said nothing.</p>
+<p><!-- page 135--><a name="page135"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+135</span>&ldquo;Where,&rdquo; I asked, &ldquo;are the Romany
+chals and the Romany chis?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She turned her head away and was silent.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Though I am a gorgio,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I know
+something of the Romany lil,&rdquo; and to prove it I sang the
+stanza&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>Coliko, coliko saulo wer<br />
+Apopli to the farming ker<br />
+Will wel and mang him mullo,<br />
+Will wel and mang his truppo.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The girl laughed, but said nothing.&nbsp; It appeared to me
+from her appearance that she might be one of those who make a
+living at telling fortunes or &ldquo;dukkering,&rdquo; as the
+master calls it, at racecourses and other gatherings of the
+sort.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you dukker?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>She slapped me on the arm.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, you <i>are</i> a
+pot of ginger!&rdquo; said she.</p>
+<p>I was pleased at the slap, for it put me in mind of the
+peerless Belle.&nbsp; &ldquo;You can use Long Melford,&rdquo;
+said I, an expression which, with the master, meant fighting.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Get along with your sauce!&rdquo; said she, and struck
+me again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are a very fine young woman,&rdquo; said I,
+&ldquo;and remind me of Grunelda, the daughter of Hjalmar, who
+stole the golden bowl from the King of the Islands.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 136--><a name="page136"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+136</span>She seemed annoyed at this.&nbsp; &ldquo;You keep a
+civil tongue, young man,&rdquo; said she.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I meant no harm, Belle.&nbsp; I was but comparing you
+to one of whom the saga says her eyes were like the shine of sun
+upon icebergs.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This seemed to please her, for she smiled.&nbsp; &ldquo;My
+name ain&rsquo;t Belle,&rdquo; she said at last.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is your name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Henrietta.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The name of a queen,&rdquo; I said aloud.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Go on,&rdquo; said the girl.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of Charles&rsquo;s queen,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;of whom
+Waller the poet (for the English also have their poets, though in
+this respect far inferior to the Basques)&mdash;of whom, I say,
+Waller the poet said:</p>
+<blockquote><p>That she was Queen was the Creator&rsquo;s act,<br
+/>
+Belated man could but endorse the fact.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;I say!&rdquo; cried the girl.&nbsp; &ldquo;How you do
+go on!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So now,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;since I have shown you
+that you are a queen you will surely give me a
+choomer&rdquo;&mdash;this being a kiss in Romany talk.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll give you one on the ear-hole,&rdquo; she
+cried.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then I will wrestle with you,&rdquo; said I.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If you should chance to put me down, I will do penance by
+teaching you the Armenian alphabet&mdash;the very word alphabet,
+as you will perceive, shows us that our letters came from <!--
+page 137--><a name="page137"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+137</span>Greece.&nbsp; If, on the other hand, I should chance to
+put you down, you will give me a choomer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I had got so far, and she was climbing the stile with some
+pretence of getting away from me, when there came a van along the
+road, belonging, as I discovered, to a baker in Swinehurst.&nbsp;
+The horse, which was of a brown colour, was such as is bred in
+the New Forest, being somewhat under fifteen hands and of a
+hairy, ill-kempt variety.&nbsp; As I know less than the master
+about horses, I will say no more of this horse, save to repeat
+that its colour was brown&mdash;nor indeed had the horse or the
+horse&rsquo;s colour anything to do with my narrative.&nbsp; I
+might add, however, that it could either be taken as a small
+horse or as a large pony, being somewhat tall for the one, but
+undersized for the other.&nbsp; I have now said enough about this
+horse, which has nothing to do with my story, and I will turn my
+attention to the driver.</p>
+<p>This was a man with a broad, florid face and brown
+side-whiskers.&nbsp; He was of a stout build and had rounded
+shoulders, with a small mole of a reddish colour over his left
+eyebrow.&nbsp; His jacket was of velveteen, and he had large,
+iron-shod boots, which were perched upon the splashboard in front
+of him.&nbsp; He pulled up the van as he came up to the stile
+near which I was standing with the maiden who had come from the
+dingle, and in a civil fashion he asked me if <!-- page 138--><a
+name="page138"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 138</span>I could
+oblige him with a light for his pipe.&nbsp; Then, as I drew a
+matchbox from my pocket, he threw his reins over the splashboard,
+and removing his large, iron-shod boots he descended on to the
+road.&nbsp; He was a burly man, but inclined to fat and scant of
+breath.&nbsp; It seemed to me that it was a chance for one of
+those wayside boxing adventures which were so common in the olden
+times.&nbsp; It was my intention that I should fight the man, and
+that the maiden from the dingle standing by me should tell me
+when to use my right or my left, as the case might be, picking me
+up also in case I should be so unfortunate as to be knocked down
+by the man with the iron-shod boots and the small mole of a
+reddish colour over his left eyebrow.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you use Long Melford?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>He looked at me in some surprise, and said that any mixture
+was good enough for him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;By Long Melford,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I do not mean,
+as you seem to think, some form of tobacco, but I mean that art
+and science of boxing which was held in such high esteem by our
+ancestors, that some famous professors of it, such as the great
+Gully, have been elected to the highest offices of the
+State.&nbsp; There were men of the highest character amongst the
+bruisers of England, of whom I would particularly mention Tom of
+Hereford, better known as Tom Spring, <!-- page 139--><a
+name="page139"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 139</span>though his
+father&rsquo;s name, as I have been given to understand, was
+Winter.&nbsp; This, however, has nothing to do with the matter in
+hand, which is that you must fight me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The man with the florid face seemed very much surprised at my
+words, so that I cannot think that adventures of this sort were
+as common as I had been led by the master to expect.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Fight!&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;What
+about?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is a good old English custom,&rdquo; said I,
+&ldquo;by which we may determine which is the better
+man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve nothing against you,&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nor I against you,&rdquo; I answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;So
+that we will fight for love, which was an expression much used in
+olden days.&nbsp; It is narrated by Harold Sygvynson that among
+the Danes it was usual to do so even with battle-axes, as is told
+in his second set of runes.&nbsp; Therefore you will take off
+your coat and fight.&rdquo;&nbsp; As I spoke, I stripped off my
+own.</p>
+<p>The man&rsquo;s face was less florid than before.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not going to fight,&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Indeed you are,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;and this
+young woman will doubtless do you the service to hold your
+coat.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re clean balmy,&rdquo; said Henrietta.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Besides,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;if you will not fight me
+for love, perhaps you will fight me for this,&rdquo; <!-- page
+140--><a name="page140"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+140</span>and I held out a sovereign.&nbsp; &ldquo;Will you hold
+his coat?&rdquo; I said to Henrietta.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll hold the thick &rsquo;un,&rdquo; said
+she.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, you don&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said the man, and put the
+sovereign into the pocket of his trousers, which were of a
+corduroy material.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;what
+am I to do to earn this?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Fight,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you do it?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Put up your hands,&rdquo; I answered.</p>
+<p>He put them up as I had said, and stood there in a sheepish
+manner with no idea of anything further.&nbsp; It seemed to me
+that if I could make him angry he would do better, so I knocked
+off his hat, which was black and hard, of the kind which is
+called billy-cock.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Heh, guv&rsquo;nor!&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;what are
+you up to?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That was to make you angry,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I am angry,&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then here is your hat,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;and
+afterwards we shall fight.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I turned as I spoke to pick up his hat, which had rolled
+behind where I was standing.&nbsp; As I stooped to reach it, I
+received such a blow that I could neither rise erect nor yet sit
+down.&nbsp; This blow which I received as I stooped for his
+billy-cock hat was not from his fist, but from his iron-shod
+boot, the same which I had observed upon the splashboard.&nbsp;
+Being unable either to <!-- page 141--><a
+name="page141"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 141</span>rise erect
+or yet to sit down, I leaned upon the oaken bar of the stile and
+groaned loudly on account of the pain of the blow which I had
+received.&nbsp; Even the screaming horror had given me less pain
+than this blow from the iron-shod boot.&nbsp; When at last I was
+able to stand erect, I found that the florid-faced man had driven
+away with his cart, which could no longer be seen.&nbsp; The
+maiden from the dingle was standing at the other side of the
+stile, and a ragged man was running across the field from the
+direction of the fire.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why did you not warn me, Henrietta?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I hadn&rsquo;t time,&rdquo; said she.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why
+were you such a chump as to turn your back on him like
+that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The ragged man had reached us, where I stood talking to
+Henrietta by the stile.&nbsp; I will not try to write his
+conversation as he said it, because I have observed that the
+master never condescends to dialect, but prefers by a word
+introduced here and there to show the fashion of a man&rsquo;s
+speech.&nbsp; I will only say that the man from the dingle spoke
+as did the Anglo-Saxons, who were wont, as is clearly shown by
+the venerable Bede, to call their leaders &rsquo;Enjist and
+&rsquo;Orsa, two words which in their proper meaning signify a
+horse and a mare.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What did he hit you for?&rdquo; asked the man <!-- page
+142--><a name="page142"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+142</span>from the dingle.&nbsp; He was exceedingly ragged, with
+a powerful frame, a lean brown face, and an oaken cudgel in his
+hand.&nbsp; His voice was very hoarse and rough, as is the case
+with those who live in the open air.&nbsp; &ldquo;The bloke hit
+you,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;What did the bloke hit you
+for?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He asked him to,&rdquo; said Henrietta.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Asked him to&mdash;asked him what?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, he asked him to hit him.&nbsp; Gave him a thick
+&rsquo;un to do it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The ragged man seemed surprised.&nbsp; &ldquo;See here,
+gov&rsquo;nor,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;If you&rsquo;re
+collectin&rsquo;, I could let you have one half-price.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He took me unawares,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What else would the bloke do when you bashed his
+hat?&rdquo; said the maiden from the dingle.</p>
+<p>By this time I was able to straighten myself up by the aid of
+the oaken bar which formed the top of the stile.&nbsp; Having
+quoted a few lines of the Chinese poet Lo-tun-an to the effect
+that, however hard a knock might be, it might always conceivably
+be harder, I looked about for my coat, but could by no means find
+it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Henrietta,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;what have you done
+with my coat?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here, gov&rsquo;nor,&rdquo; said the man from the
+dingle, &ldquo;not so much Henrietta, if it&rsquo;s the same to
+you.&nbsp; This woman&rsquo;s my wife.&nbsp; Who are you to call
+her Henrietta?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 143--><a name="page143"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+143</span>I assured the man from the dingle that I had meant no
+disrespect to his wife.&nbsp; &ldquo;I had thought she was a
+mort,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;but the ria of a Romany chal is
+always sacred to me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Clean balmy,&rdquo; said the woman.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some other day,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I may visit you
+in your camp in the dingle and read you the master&rsquo;s book
+about the Romanys.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s Romanys?&rdquo; asked the man.</p>
+<p><i>Myself</i>.&nbsp; Romanys are gipsies.</p>
+<p><i>The Man</i>.&nbsp; We ain&rsquo;t gipsies.</p>
+<p><i>Myself</i>.&nbsp; What are you then?</p>
+<p><i>The Man</i>.&nbsp; We are hoppers.</p>
+<p><i>Myself</i> (to Henrietta).&nbsp; Then how did you
+understand all I have said to you about gipsies?</p>
+<p><i>Henrietta</i>.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t.</p>
+<p>I again asked for my coat, but it was clear now that before
+offering to fight the florid-faced man with the mole over his
+left eyebrow I must have hung my coat upon the splashboard of his
+van.&nbsp; I therefore recited a verse from Ferideddin-Atar, the
+Persian poet, which signifies that it is more important to
+preserve your skin than your clothes, and bidding farewell to the
+man from the dingle and his wife I returned into the old English
+village of Swinehurst, where I was able to buy a second-hand
+coat, which enabled me to make my way to the station, where I
+should start for London.&nbsp; I could not but remark with some
+surprise that I was followed to the station <!-- page 144--><a
+name="page144"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 144</span>by many of
+the villagers, together with the man with the shiny coat, and
+that other, the strange man, he who had slunk behind the
+clock-case.&nbsp; From time to time I turned and approached them,
+hoping to fall into conversation with them; but as I did so they
+would break and hasten down the road.&nbsp; Only the village
+constable came on, and he walked by my side and listened while I
+told him the history of Hunyadi Janos and the events which
+occurred during the wars between that hero, known also as
+Corvinus or the crow-like, and Mahommed the second, he who
+captured Constantinople, better known as Byzantium, before the
+Christian epoch.&nbsp; Together with the constable I entered the
+station, and seating myself in a carriage I took paper from my
+pocket and I began to write upon the paper all that had occurred
+to me, in order that I might show that it was not easy in these
+days to follow the example of the master.&nbsp; As I wrote, I
+heard the constable talk to the station-master, a stout,
+middle-sized man with a red neck-tie, and tell him of my own
+adventures in the old English village of Swinehurst.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He is a gentleman too,&rdquo; said the constable,
+&ldquo;and I doubt not that he lives in a big house in London
+town.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A very big house if every man had his rights,&rdquo;
+said the station-master, and waving his hand he signalled that
+the train should proceed.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 145--><a name="page145"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 145</span>VII.&nbsp; THE SURGEON OF GASTER
+FELL</h2>
+<h3>I&mdash;HOW THE WOMAN CAME TO KIRKBY-MALHOUSE</h3>
+<p>Bleak and wind-swept is the little town of Kirkby-Malhouse,
+harsh and forbidding are the fells upon which it stands.&nbsp; It
+stretches in a single line of grey-stone, slate-roofed houses,
+dotted down the furze-clad slope of the rolling moor.</p>
+<p>In this lonely and secluded village, I, James Upperton, found
+myself in the summer of &rsquo;85.&nbsp; Little as the hamlet had
+to offer, it contained that for which I yearned above all
+things&mdash;seclusion and freedom from all which might distract
+my mind from the high and weighty subjects which engaged
+it.&nbsp; But the inquisitiveness of my landlady made my lodgings
+undesirable and I determined to seek new quarters.</p>
+<p>As it chanced, I had in one of my rambles come upon an
+isolated dwelling in the very heart of these lonely moors, which
+I at once determined should be my own.&nbsp; It was a two-roomed
+cottage, which had once belonged to some shepherd, but <!-- page
+146--><a name="page146"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+146</span>had long been deserted, and was crumbling rapidly to
+ruin.&nbsp; In the winter floods, the Gaster Beck, which runs
+down Gaster Fell, where the little dwelling stood, had overswept
+its banks and torn away a part of the wall.&nbsp; The roof was in
+ill case, and the scattered slates lay thick amongst the
+grass.&nbsp; Yet the main shell of the house stood firm and true;
+and it was no great task for me to have all that was amiss set
+right.</p>
+<p>The two rooms I laid out in a widely different manner&mdash;my
+own tastes are of a Spartan turn, and the outer chamber was so
+planned as to accord with them.&nbsp; An oil-stove by Rippingille
+of Birmingham furnished me with the means of cooking; while two
+great bags, the one of flour, and the other of potatoes, made me
+independent of all supplies from without.&nbsp; In diet I had
+long been a Pythagorean, so that the scraggy, long-limbed sheep
+which browsed upon the wiry grass by the Gaster Beck had little
+to fear from their new companion.&nbsp; A nine-gallon cask of oil
+served me as a sideboard; while a square table, a deal chair and
+a truckle-bed completed the list of my domestic fittings.&nbsp;
+At the head of my couch hung two unpainted shelves&mdash;the
+lower for my dishes and cooking utensils, the upper for the few
+portraits which took me back to the little that was pleasant in
+the long, wearisome toiling for wealth and for pleasure which had
+marked the life I had left behind.</p>
+<p><!-- page 147--><a name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+147</span>If this dwelling-room of mine were plain even to
+squalor, its poverty was more than atoned for by the luxury of
+the chamber which was destined to serve me as my study.&nbsp; I
+had ever held that it was best for my mind to be surrounded by
+such objects as would be in harmony with the studies which
+occupied it, and that the loftiest and most ethereal conditions
+of thought are only possible amid surroundings which please the
+eye and gratify the senses.&nbsp; The room which I had set apart
+for my mystic studies was set forth in a style as gloomy and
+majestic as the thoughts and aspirations with which it was to
+harmonise.&nbsp; Both walls and ceilings were covered with a
+paper of the richest and glossiest black, on which was traced a
+lurid and arabesque pattern of dead gold.&nbsp; A black velvet
+curtain covered the single diamond-paned window; while a thick,
+yielding carpet of the same material prevented the sound of my
+own footfalls, as I paced backward and forward, from breaking the
+current of my thought.&nbsp; Along the cornices ran gold rods,
+from which depended six pictures, all of the sombre and
+imaginative caste, which chimed best with my fancy.</p>
+<p>And yet it was destined that ere ever I reached this quiet
+harbour I should learn that I was still one of humankind, and
+that it is an ill thing to strive to break the bond which binds
+us to our fellows.&nbsp; It was but two nights before the date
+<!-- page 148--><a name="page148"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+148</span>I had fixed upon for my change of dwelling, when I was
+conscious of a bustle in the house beneath, with the bearing of
+heavy burdens up the creaking stair, and the harsh voice of my
+landlady, loud in welcome and protestations of joy.&nbsp; From
+time to time, amid the whirl of words, I could hear a gentle and
+softly modulated voice, which struck pleasantly upon my ear after
+the long weeks during which I had listened only to the rude
+dialect of the dalesmen.&nbsp; For an hour I could hear the
+dialogue beneath&mdash;the high voice and the low, with clatter
+of cup and clink of spoon, until at last a light, quick step
+passed my study door, and I knew that my new fellow lodger had
+sought her room.</p>
+<p>On the morning after this incident I was up betimes, as is my
+wont; but I was surprised, on glancing from my window, to see
+that our new inmate was earlier still.&nbsp; She was walking down
+the narrow pathway, which zigzags over the fell&mdash;a tall
+woman, slender, her head sunk upon her breast, her arms filled
+with a bristle of wild flowers, which she had gathered in her
+morning rambles.&nbsp; The white and pink of her dress, and the
+touch of deep red ribbon in her broad drooping hat, formed a
+pleasant dash of colour against the dun-tinted landscape.&nbsp;
+She was some distance off when I first set eyes upon her, yet I
+knew that this wandering woman could be none other than our
+arrival of last night, for there was a grace <!-- page 149--><a
+name="page149"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 149</span>and
+refinement in her bearing which marked her from the dwellers of
+the fells.&nbsp; Even as I watched, she passed swiftly and
+lightly down the pathway, and turning through the wicket gate, at
+the further end of our cottage garden, she seated herself upon
+the green bank which faced my window, and strewing her flowers in
+front of her, set herself to arrange them.</p>
+<p>As she sat there, with the rising sun at her back, and the
+glow of the morning spreading like an aureole around her stately
+and well-poised head, I could see that she was a woman of
+extraordinary personal beauty.&nbsp; Her face was Spanish rather
+than English in its type&mdash;oval, olive, with black, sparkling
+eyes, and a sweetly sensitive mouth.&nbsp; From under the broad
+straw hat two thick coils of blue-black hair curved down on
+either side of her graceful, queenly neck.&nbsp; I was surprised,
+as I watched her, to see that her shoes and skirt bore witness to
+a journey rather than to a mere morning ramble.&nbsp; Her light
+dress was stained, wet and bedraggled; while her boots were thick
+with the yellow soil of the fells.&nbsp; Her face, too, wore a
+weary expression, and her young beauty seemed to be clouded over
+by the shadow of inward trouble.&nbsp; Even as I watched her, she
+burst suddenly into wild weeping, and throwing down her bundle of
+flowers ran swiftly into the house.</p>
+<p>Distrait as I was and weary of the ways of the <!-- page
+150--><a name="page150"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+150</span>world, I was conscious of a sudden pang of sympathy and
+grief as I looked upon the spasm of despair which, seemed to
+convulse this strange and beautiful woman.&nbsp; I bent to my
+books, and yet my thoughts would ever turn to her proud clear-cut
+face, her weather-stained dress, her drooping head, and the
+sorrow which lay in each line and feature of her pensive
+face.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Adams, my landlady, was wont to carry up my frugal
+breakfast; yet it was very rarely that I allowed her to break the
+current of my thoughts, or to draw my mind by her idle chatter
+from weightier things.&nbsp; This morning, however, for once, she
+found me in a listening mood, and with little prompting,
+proceeded to pour into my ears all that she knew of our beautiful
+visitor.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Miss Eva Cameron be her name, sir,&rdquo; she said:
+&ldquo;but who she be, or where she came fra, I know little more
+than yoursel&rsquo;.&nbsp; Maybe it was the same reason that
+brought her to Kirkby-Malhouse as fetched you there
+yoursel&rsquo;, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Possibly,&rdquo; said I, ignoring the covert question;
+&ldquo;but I should hardly have thought that Kirkby-Malhouse was
+a place which offered any great attractions to a young
+lady.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Heh, sir!&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;there&rsquo;s the
+wonder of it.&nbsp; The leddy has just come fra France; and how
+her folk come to learn of me is just a wonder.&nbsp; A week ago,
+up comes a man to my door&mdash;a fine man, sir, and a gentleman,
+as one <!-- page 151--><a name="page151"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 151</span>could see with half an eye.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;You are Mrs. Adams,&rsquo; says he.&nbsp; &lsquo;I engage
+your rooms for Miss Cameron,&rsquo; says he.&nbsp; &lsquo;She
+will be here in a week,&rsquo; says he; and then off without a
+word of terms.&nbsp; Last night there comes the young leddy
+hersel&rsquo;&mdash;soft-spoken and downcast, with a touch of the
+French in her speech.&nbsp; But my sakes, sir!&nbsp; I must away
+and mak&rsquo; her some tea, for she&rsquo;ll feel lonesome-like,
+poor lamb, when she wakes under a strange roof.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3>II&mdash;HOW I WENT FORTH TO GASTER FELL</h3>
+<p>I was still engaged upon my breakfast when I heard the clatter
+of dishes and the landlady&rsquo;s footfall as she passed toward
+her new lodger&rsquo;s room.&nbsp; An instant afterward she had
+rushed down the passage and burst in upon me with uplifted hand
+and startled eyes.&nbsp; &ldquo;Lord &rsquo;a mercy, sir!&rdquo;
+she cried, &ldquo;and asking your pardon for troubling you, but
+I&rsquo;m feared o&rsquo; the young leddy, sir; she is not in her
+room.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, there she is,&rdquo; said I, standing up and
+glancing through the casement.&nbsp; &ldquo;She has gone back for
+the flowers she left upon the bank.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, sir, see her boots and her dress!&rdquo; cried the
+landlady, wildly.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wish her mother was here,
+sir&mdash;I do.&nbsp; Where she has been is more than I ken, but
+her bed has not been lain on this night.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She has felt restless, doubtless, and went for <!--
+page 152--><a name="page152"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+152</span>a walk, though the hour was certainly a strange
+one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Adams pursed her lip and shook her head.&nbsp; But then
+as she stood at the casement, the girl beneath looked smilingly
+up at her and beckoned to her with a merry gesture to open the
+window.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you my tea there?&rdquo; she asked in a rich,
+clear voice, with a touch of the mincing French accent.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is in your room, miss.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look at my boots, Mrs. Adams!&rdquo; she cried,
+thrusting them out from under her skirt.&nbsp; &ldquo;These fells
+of yours are dreadful places&mdash;effroyable&mdash;one inch, two
+inch; never have I seen such mud!&nbsp; My dress,
+too&mdash;<i>voil&agrave;</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Eh, miss, but you are in a pickle,&rdquo; cried the
+landlady, as she gazed down at the bedraggled gown.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But you must be main weary and heavy for sleep.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no,&rdquo; she answered, laughingly, &ldquo;I care
+not for sleep.&nbsp; What is sleep? it is a little
+death&mdash;<i>voil&agrave; tout</i>.&nbsp; But for me to walk,
+to run, to beathe the air&mdash;that is to live.&nbsp; I was not
+tired, and so all night I have explored these fells of
+Yorkshire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lord &rsquo;a mercy, miss, and where did you go?&rdquo;
+asked Mrs. Adams.</p>
+<p>She waved her hand round in a sweeping gesture which included
+the whole western horizon.&nbsp; &ldquo;There,&rdquo; she
+cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;O comme elles sont tristes <!-- page 153--><a
+name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 153</span>et
+sauvages, ces collines!&nbsp; But I have flowers here.&nbsp; You
+will give me water, will you not?&nbsp; They will wither
+else.&rdquo;&nbsp; She gathered her treasures in her lap, and a
+moment later we heard her light, springy footfall upon the
+stair.</p>
+<p>So she had been out all night, this strange woman.&nbsp; What
+motive could have taken her from her snug room on to the bleak,
+wind-swept hills?&nbsp; Could it be merely the restlessness, the
+love of adventure of a young girl?&nbsp; Or was there, possibly,
+some deeper meaning in this nocturnal journey?</p>
+<p>Deep as were the mysteries which my studies had taught me to
+solve, here was a human problem which for the moment at least was
+beyond my comprehension.&nbsp; I had walked out on the moor in
+the forenoon, and on my return, as I topped the brow that
+overlooks the little town, I saw my fellow-lodger some little
+distance off among the gorse.&nbsp; She had raised a light easel
+in front of her, and with papered board laid across it, was
+preparing to paint the magnificent landscape of rock and moor
+which stretched away in front of her.&nbsp; As I watched her I
+saw that she was looking anxiously to right and left.&nbsp; Close
+by me a pool of water had formed in a hollow.&nbsp; Dipping the
+cup of my pocket-flask into it, I carried it across to her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Miss Cameron, I believe,&rdquo; said I.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+am your fellow-lodger.&nbsp; Upperton is my name.&nbsp; <!-- page
+154--><a name="page154"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 154</span>We
+must introduce ourselves in these wilds if we are not to be for
+ever strangers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, then, you live also with Mrs. Adams!&rdquo; she
+cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;I had thought that there were none but
+peasants in this strange place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am a visitor, like yourself,&rdquo; I answered.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I am a student, and have come for quiet and repose, which
+my studies demand.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Quiet, indeed!&rdquo; said she, glancing round at the
+vast circle of silent moors, with the one tiny line of grey
+cottages which sloped down beneath us.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And yet not quiet enough,&rdquo; I answered, laughing,
+&ldquo;for I have been forced to move further into the fells for
+the absolute peace which I require.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you, then, built a house upon the fells?&rdquo;
+she asked, arching her eyebrows.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have, and hope within a few days to occupy
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, but that is <i>triste</i>,&rdquo; she cried.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And where is it, then, this house which you have
+built?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is over yonder,&rdquo; I answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;See
+that stream which lies like a silver band upon the distant
+moor?&nbsp; It is the Gaster Beck, and it runs through Gaster
+Fell.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She started, and turned upon me her great dark, questioning
+eyes with a look in which surprise, incredulity, and something
+akin to horror seemed to be struggling for mastery.</p>
+<p><!-- page 155--><a name="page155"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+155</span>&ldquo;And you will live on the Gaster Fell?&rdquo; she
+cried.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I have planned.&nbsp; But what do you know of Gaster
+Fell, Miss Cameron?&rdquo; I asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;I had thought
+that you were a stranger in these parts.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Indeed, I have never been here before,&rdquo; she
+answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;But I have heard my brother talk of these
+Yorkshire moors; and, if I mistake not, I have heard him name
+this very one as the wildest and most savage of them
+all.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very likely,&rdquo; said I, carelessly.&nbsp; &ldquo;It
+is indeed a dreary place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then why live there?&rdquo; she cried, eagerly.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Consider the loneliness, the barrenness, the want of all
+comfort and of all aid, should aid be needed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aid!&nbsp; What aid should be needed on Gaster
+Fell?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She looked down and shrugged her shoulders.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Sickness may come in all places,&rdquo; said she.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If I were a man I do not think I would live alone on
+Gaster Fell.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have braved worse dangers than that,&rdquo; said I,
+laughing; &ldquo;but I fear that your picture will be spoiled,
+for the clouds are banking up, and already I feel a few
+raindrops.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Indeed, it was high time we were on our way to shelter, for
+even as I spoke there came the sudden, steady swish of the
+shower.&nbsp; Laughing <!-- page 156--><a
+name="page156"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 156</span>merrily, my
+companion threw her light shawl over her head, and, seizing
+picture and easel, ran with the lithe grace of a young fawn down
+the furze-clad slope, while I followed after with camp-stool and
+paint-box.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>It was the eve of my departure from Kirkby-Malhouse that we
+sat upon the green bank in the garden, she with dark dreamy eyes
+looking sadly out over the sombre fells; while I, with a book
+upon my knee, glanced covertly at her lovely profile and
+marvelled to myself how twenty years of life could have stamped
+so sad and wistful an expression upon it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You have read much,&rdquo; I remarked at last.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Women have opportunities now such as their mothers never
+knew.&nbsp; Have you ever thought of going further&mdash;or
+seeking a course of college or even a learned
+profession?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She smiled wearily at the thought.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have no aim, no ambition,&rdquo; she said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;My future is black&mdash;confused&mdash;a chaos.&nbsp; My
+life is like to one of these paths upon the fells.&nbsp; You have
+seen them, Monsieur Upperton.&nbsp; They are smooth and straight
+and clear where they begin; but soon they wind to left and wind
+to right, and so mid rocks and crags until they lose themselves
+in some quagmire.&nbsp; At Brussels my path was straight; but
+now, <i>mon Dieu</i>! who is there can tell me where it
+leads?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 157--><a name="page157"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+157</span>&ldquo;It might take no prophet to do that, Miss
+Cameron,&rdquo; quoth I, with the fatherly manner which twoscore
+years may show toward one.&nbsp; &ldquo;If I may read your life,
+I would venture to say that you were destined to fulfil the lot
+of women&mdash;to make some good man happy, and to shed around,
+in some wider circle, the pleasure which your society has given
+me since first I knew you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will never marry,&rdquo; said she, with a sharp
+decision, which surprised and somewhat amused me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not marry&mdash;and why?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A strange look passed over her sensitive features, and she
+plucked nervously at the grass on the bank beside her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I dare not,&rdquo; said she in a voice that quivered
+with emotion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Dare not?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not for me.&nbsp; I have other things to
+do.&nbsp; That path of which I spoke is one which I must tread
+alone.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But this is morbid,&rdquo; said I.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why
+should your lot, Miss Cameron, be separate from that of my own
+sisters, or the thousand other young ladies whom every season
+brings out into the world?&nbsp; But perhaps it is that you have
+a fear and distrust of mankind.&nbsp; Marriage brings a risk as
+well as a happiness.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The risk would be with the man who married me,&rdquo;
+she cried.&nbsp; And then in an instant, as <!-- page 158--><a
+name="page158"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 158</span>though she
+had said too much, she sprang to her feet and drew her mantle
+round her.&nbsp; &ldquo;The night air is chill, Mr.
+Upperton,&rdquo; said she, and so swept swiftly away, leaving me
+to muse over the strange words which had fallen from her
+lips.</p>
+<p>Clearly, it was time that I should go.&nbsp; I set my teeth
+and vowed that another day should not have passed before I should
+have snapped this newly formed tie and sought the lonely retreat
+which awaited me upon the moors.&nbsp; Breakfast was hardly over
+in the morning before a peasant dragged up to the door the rude
+hand-cart which was to convey my few personal belongings to my
+new dwelling.&nbsp; My fellow-lodger had kept her room; and,
+steeled as my mind was against her influence, I was yet conscious
+of a little throb of disappointment that she should allow me to
+depart without a word of farewell.&nbsp; My hand-cart with its
+load of books had already started, and I, having shaken hands
+with Mrs. Adams, was about to follow it, when there was a quick
+scurry of feet on the stair, and there she was beside me all
+panting with her own haste.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then you go&mdash;you really go?&rdquo; said she.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My studies call me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And to Gaster Fell?&rdquo; she asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes; to the cottage which I have built
+there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And you will live alone there?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;With my hundred companions who lie in that
+cart.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 159--><a name="page159"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+159</span>&ldquo;Ah, books!&rdquo; she cried, with a pretty shrug
+of her graceful shoulders.&nbsp; &ldquo;But you will make me a
+promise?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; I asked, in surprise.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is a small thing.&nbsp; You will not refuse
+me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You have but to ask it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She bent forward her beautiful face with an expression of the
+most intense earnestness.&nbsp; &ldquo;You will bolt your door at
+night?&rdquo; said she; and was gone ere I could say a word in
+answer to her extraordinary request.</p>
+<p>It was a strange thing for me to find myself at last duly
+installed in my lonely dwelling.&nbsp; For me, now, the horizon
+was bounded by the barren circle of wiry, unprofitable grass,
+patched over with furze bushes and scarred by the profusion of
+Nature&rsquo;s gaunt and granite ribs.&nbsp; A duller, wearier
+waste I have never seen; but its dullness was its very charm.</p>
+<p>And yet the very first night which I spent at Gaster Fell
+there came a strange incident to lead my thoughts back once more
+to the world which I had left behind me.</p>
+<p>It had been a sullen and sultry evening, with great livid
+cloud-banks mustering in the west.&nbsp; As the night wore on,
+the air within my little cabin became closer and more
+oppressive.&nbsp; A weight seemed to rest upon my brow and my
+chest.&nbsp; From far away the low rumble of thunder came moaning
+over the moor.&nbsp; Unable to sleep, <!-- page 160--><a
+name="page160"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 160</span>I dressed,
+and standing at my cottage door, looked on the black solitude
+which surrounded me.</p>
+<p>Taking the narrow sheep path which ran by this stream, I
+strolled along it for some hundred yards, and had turned to
+retrace my steps, when the moon was finally buried beneath an
+ink-black cloud, and the darkness deepened so suddenly that I
+could see neither the path at my feet, the stream upon my right,
+nor the rocks upon my left.&nbsp; I was standing groping about in
+the thick gloom, when there came a crash of thunder with a flash
+of lightning which lighted up the whole vast fell, so that every
+bush and rock stood out clear and hard in the vivid light.&nbsp;
+It was but for an instant, and yet that momentary view struck a
+thrill of fear and astonishment through me, for in my very path,
+not twenty yards before me, there stood a woman, the livid light
+beating upon her face and showing up every detail of her dress
+and features.</p>
+<p>There was no mistaking those dark eyes, that tall, graceful
+figure.&nbsp; It was she&mdash;Eva Cameron, the woman whom I
+thought I had for ever left.&nbsp; For an instant I stood
+petrified, marvelling whether this could indeed be she, or
+whether it was some figment conjured up by my excited
+brain.&nbsp; Then I ran swiftly forward in the direction where I
+had seen her, calling loudly upon her, but without reply.&nbsp;
+Again I called, and again no answer came back, save the
+melancholy <!-- page 161--><a name="page161"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 161</span>wail of the owl.&nbsp; A second
+flash illuminated the landscape, and the moon burst out from
+behind its cloud.&nbsp; But I could not, though I climbed upon a
+knoll which overlooked the whole moor, see any sign of this
+strange midnight wanderer.&nbsp; For an hour or more I traversed
+the fell, and at last found myself back at my little cabin, still
+uncertain as to whether it had been a woman or a shadow upon
+which I gazed.</p>
+<h3>III&mdash;OF THE GREY COTTAGE IN THE GLEN</h3>
+<p>It was either on the fourth or the fifth day after I had taken
+possession of my cottage that I was astonished to hear footsteps
+upon the grass outside, quickly followed by a crack, as from a
+stick upon the door.&nbsp; The explosion of an infernal machine
+would hardly have surprised or discomfited me more.&nbsp; I had
+hoped to have shaken off all intrusion for ever, yet here was
+somebody beating at my door with as little ceremony as if it had
+been a village ale-house.&nbsp; Hot with anger, I flung down my
+book and withdrew the bolt just as my visitor had raised his
+stick to renew his rough application for admittance.&nbsp; He was
+a tall, powerful man, tawny-bearded and deep-chested, clad in a
+loose-fitting suit of tweed, cut for comfort rather than
+elegance.&nbsp; As he stood in the shimmering sunlight, I took in
+every feature of his face.&nbsp; The large, fleshy nose; the
+steady blue eyes, with their thick thatch of <!-- page 162--><a
+name="page162"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 162</span>overhanging
+brows; the broad forehead, all knitted and lined with furrows,
+which were strangely at variance with his youthful bearing.&nbsp;
+In spite of his weather-stained felt hat, and the coloured
+handkerchief slung round his muscular brown neck, I could see at
+a glance he was a man of breeding and education.&nbsp; I had been
+prepared for some wandering shepherd or uncouth tramp, but this
+apparition fairly disconcerted me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You look astonished,&rdquo; said he, with a
+smile.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did you think, then, that you were the only
+man in the world with a taste for solitude?&nbsp; You see that
+there are other hermits in the wilderness besides
+yourself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean to say that you live here?&rdquo; I asked
+in no conciliatory voice.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Up yonder,&rdquo; he answered, tossing his head
+backward.&nbsp; &ldquo;I thought as we were neighbours, Mr.
+Upperton, that I could not do less than look in and see if I
+could assist you in any way.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; I said coldly, standing with my hand
+upon the latch of the door.&nbsp; &ldquo;I am a man of simple
+tastes, and you can do nothing for me.&nbsp; You have the
+advantage of me in knowing my name.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He appeared to be chilled by my ungracious manner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I learned it from the masons who were at work
+here,&rdquo; he said.&nbsp; &ldquo;As for me, I am a surgeon, the
+surgeon of Gaster Fell.&nbsp; That is the name <!-- page 163--><a
+name="page163"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 163</span>I have gone
+by in these parts, and it serves as well as another.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not much room for practice here?&rdquo; I observed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not a soul except yourself for miles on either
+side.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You appear to have had need of some assistance
+yourself,&rdquo; I remarked, glancing at a broad white splash, as
+from the recent action of some powerful acid, upon his sunburnt
+cheek.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is nothing,&rdquo; he answered, curtly, turning
+his face half round to hide the mark.&nbsp; &ldquo;I must get
+back, for I have a companion who is waiting for me.&nbsp; If I
+can ever do anything for you, pray let me know.&nbsp; You have
+only to follow the beck upward for a mile or so to find my
+place.&nbsp; Have you a bolt on the inside of your
+door?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; I answered, rather startled at this
+question.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Keep it bolted, then,&rdquo; he said.&nbsp; &ldquo;The
+fell is a strange place.&nbsp; You never know who may be
+about.&nbsp; It is as well to be on the safe side.&nbsp;
+Goodbye.&rdquo;&nbsp; He raised his hat, turned on his heel and
+lounged away along the bank of the little stream.</p>
+<p>I was still standing with my hand upon the latch, gazing after
+my unexpected visitor, when I became aware of yet another dweller
+in the wilderness.&nbsp; Some distance along the path which the
+stranger was taking there lay a great grey boulder, and leaning
+against this was a small, <!-- page 164--><a
+name="page164"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 164</span>wizened
+man, who stood erect as the other approached, and advanced to
+meet him.&nbsp; The two talked for a minute or more, the taller
+man nodding his head frequently in my direction, as though
+describing what had passed between us.&nbsp; Then they walked on
+together, and disappeared in a dip of the fell.&nbsp; Presently I
+saw them ascending once more some rising ground farther on.&nbsp;
+My acquaintance had thrown his arm round his elderly friend,
+either from affection or from a desire to aid him up the steep
+incline.&nbsp; The square burly figure and its shrivelled, meagre
+companion stood out against the sky-line, and turning their
+faces, they looked back at me.&nbsp; At the sight, I slammed the
+door, lest they should be encouraged to return.&nbsp; But when I
+peeped from the window some minutes afterward, I perceived that
+they were gone.</p>
+<p>All day I bent over the Egyptian papyrus upon which I was
+engaged; but neither the subtle reasonings of the ancient
+philosopher of Memphis, nor the mystic meaning which lay in his
+pages, could raise my mind from the things of earth.&nbsp;
+Evening was drawing in before I threw my work aside in
+despair.&nbsp; My heart was bitter against this man for his
+intrusion.&nbsp; Standing by the beck which purled past the door
+of my cabin, I cooled my heated brow, and thought the matter
+over.&nbsp; Clearly it was the small mystery hanging over these
+neighbours of mine which had <!-- page 165--><a
+name="page165"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 165</span>caused my
+mind to run so persistently on them.&nbsp; That cleared up, they
+would no longer cause an obstacle to my studies.&nbsp; What was
+to hinder me, then, from walking in the direction of their
+dwelling, and observing for myself, without permitting them to
+suspect my presence, what manner of men they might be?&nbsp;
+Doubtless, their mode of life would be found to admit of some
+simple and prosaic explanation.&nbsp; In any case, the evening
+was fine, and a walk would be bracing for mind and body.&nbsp;
+Lighting my pipe, I set off over the moors in the direction which
+they had taken.</p>
+<p>About half-way down a wild glen there stood a small clump of
+gnarled and stunted oak trees.&nbsp; From behind these, a thin
+dark column of smoke rose into the still evening air.&nbsp;
+Clearly this marked the position of my neighbour&rsquo;s
+house.&nbsp; Trending away to the left, I was able to gain the
+shelter of a line of rocks, and so reach a spot from which I
+could command a view of the building without exposing myself to
+any risk of being observed.&nbsp; It was a small, slate-covered
+cottage, hardly larger than the boulders among which it
+lay.&nbsp; Like my own cabin, it showed signs of having been
+constructed for the use of some shepherd; but, unlike mine, no
+pains had been taken by the tenants to improve and enlarge
+it.&nbsp; Two little peeping windows, a cracked and
+weather-beaten door, and a discoloured barrel for catching the
+rain water, were the only external <!-- page 166--><a
+name="page166"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 166</span>objects
+from which I might draw deductions as to the dwellers
+within.&nbsp; Yet even in these there was food for thought, for
+as I drew nearer, still concealing myself behind the ridge, I saw
+that thick bars of iron covered the windows, while the old door
+was slashed and plated with the same metal.&nbsp; These strange
+precautions, together with the wild surroundings and unbroken
+solitude, gave an indescribably ill omen and fearsome character
+to the solitary building.&nbsp; Thrusting my pipe into my pocket,
+I crawled upon my hands and knees through the gorse and ferns
+until I was within a hundred yards of my neighbour&rsquo;s
+door.&nbsp; There, finding that I could not approach nearer
+without fear of detection, I crouched down, and set myself to
+watch.</p>
+<p>I had hardly settled into my hiding place, when the door of
+the cottage swung open, and the man who had introduced himself to
+me as the surgeon of Gaster Fell came out, bareheaded, with a
+spade in his hands.&nbsp; In front of the door there was a small
+cultivated patch containing potatoes, peas and other forms of
+green stuff, and here he proceeded to busy himself, trimming,
+weeding and arranging, singing the while in a powerful though not
+very musical voice.&nbsp; He was all engrossed in his work, with
+his back to the cottage, when there emerged from the half-open
+door the same attenuated creature whom I had seen in the
+morning.&nbsp; I could perceive now <!-- page 167--><a
+name="page167"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 167</span>that he was
+a man of sixty, wrinkled, bent, and feeble, with sparse, grizzled
+hair, and long, colourless face.&nbsp; With a cringing, sidelong
+gait, he shuffled toward his companion, who was unconscious of
+his approach until he was close upon him.&nbsp; His light
+footfall or his breathing may have finally given notice of his
+proximity, for the worker sprang round and faced him.&nbsp; Each
+made a quick step toward the other, as though in greeting, and
+then&mdash;even now I feel the horror of the instant&mdash;the
+tall man rushed upon and knocked his companion to the earth, then
+whipping up his body, ran with great speed over the intervening
+ground and disappeared with his burden into the house.</p>
+<p>Case hardened as I was by my varied life, the suddenness and
+violence of the thing made me shudder.&nbsp; The man&rsquo;s age,
+his feeble frame, his humble and deprecating manner, all cried
+shame against the deed.&nbsp; So hot was my anger, that I was on
+the point of striding up to the cabin, unarmed as I was, when the
+sound of voices from within showed me that the victim had
+recovered.&nbsp; The sun had sunk beneath the horizon, and all
+was grey, save a red feather in the cap of Pennigent.&nbsp;
+Secure in the failing light, I approached near and strained my
+ears to catch what was passing.&nbsp; I could hear the high,
+querulous voice of the elder man and the deep, rough monotone of
+his assailant, mixed with a strange metallic <!-- page 168--><a
+name="page168"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 168</span>jangling
+and clanking.&nbsp; Presently the surgeon came out, locked the
+door behind him and stamped up and down in the twilight, pulling
+at his hair and brandishing his arms, like a man demented.&nbsp;
+Then he set off, walking rapidly up the valley, and I soon lost
+sight of him among the rocks.</p>
+<p>When his footsteps had died away in the distance, I drew
+nearer to the cottage.&nbsp; The prisoner within was still
+pouring forth a stream of words, and moaning from time to time
+like a man in pain.&nbsp; These words resolved themselves, as I
+approached, into prayers&mdash;shrill, voluble prayers, pattered
+forth with the intense earnestness of one who sees impending an
+imminent danger.&nbsp; There was to me something inexpressibly
+awesome in this gush of solemn entreaty from the lonely sufferer,
+meant for no human ear, and jarring upon the silence of the
+night.&nbsp; I was still pondering whether I should mix myself in
+the affair or not, when I heard in the distance the sound of the
+surgeon&rsquo;s returning footfall.&nbsp; At that I drew myself
+up quickly by the iron bars and glanced in through the
+diamond-paned window.&nbsp; The interior of the cottage was
+lighted up by a lurid glow, coming from what I afterward
+discovered to be a chemical furnace.&nbsp; By its rich light I
+could distinguish a great litter of retorts, test tubes and
+condensers, which sparkled over the table, and threw strange,
+grotesque shadows on the wall.&nbsp; On the further side of the
+<!-- page 169--><a name="page169"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+169</span>room was a wooden framework resembling a hencoop, and
+in this, still absorbed in prayer, knelt the man whose voice I
+heard.&nbsp; The red glow beating upon his upturned face made it
+stand out from the shadow like a painting from Rembrandt, showing
+up every wrinkle upon the parchment-like skin.&nbsp; I had but
+time for a fleeting glance; then, dropping from the window, I
+made off through the rocks and the heather, nor slackened my pace
+until I found myself back in my cabin once more.&nbsp; There I
+threw myself upon my couch, more disturbed and shaken than I had
+ever thought to feel again.</p>
+<p>Such doubts as I might have had as to whether I had indeed
+seen my former fellow-lodger upon the night of the thunderstorm
+were resolved the next morning.&nbsp; Strolling along down the
+path which led to the fell, I saw in one spot where the ground
+was soft the impressions of a foot&mdash;the small, dainty foot
+of a well-booted woman.&nbsp; That tiny heel and high instep
+could have belonged to none other than my companion of
+Kirkby-Malhouse.&nbsp; I followed her trail for some distance,
+till it still pointed, as far as I could discern it, to the
+lonely and ill-omened cottage.&nbsp; What power could there be to
+draw this tender girl, through wind and rain and darkness, across
+the fearsome moors to that strange rendezvous?</p>
+<p>I have said that a little beck flowed down the valley and past
+my very door.&nbsp; A week or so <!-- page 170--><a
+name="page170"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 170</span>after the
+doings which I have described, I was seated by my window when I
+perceived something white drifting slowly down the stream.&nbsp;
+My first thought was that it was a drowning sheep; but picking up
+my stick, I strolled to the bank and hooked it ashore.&nbsp; On
+examination it proved to be a large sheet, torn and tattered,
+with the initials J. C. in the corner.&nbsp; What gave it its
+sinister significance, however, was that from hem to hem it was
+all dabbled and discoloured.</p>
+<p>Shutting the door of my cabin, I set off up the glen in the
+direction of the surgeon&rsquo;s cabin.&nbsp; I had not gone far
+before I perceived the very man himself.&nbsp; He was walking
+rapidly along the hillside, beating the furze bushes with a
+cudgel and bellowing like a madman.&nbsp; Indeed, at the sight of
+him, the doubts as to his sanity which had arisen in my mind were
+strengthened and confirmed.</p>
+<p>As he approached I noticed that his left arm was suspended in
+a sling.&nbsp; On perceiving me he stood irresolute, as though
+uncertain whether to come over to me or not.&nbsp; I had no
+desire for an interview with him, however, so I hurried past him,
+on which he continued on his way, still shouting and striking
+about with his club.&nbsp; When he had disappeared over the
+fells, I made my way down to his cottage, determined to find some
+clue to what had occurred.&nbsp; I was surprised, on reaching it,
+to find the iron-plated door flung wide open.&nbsp; The ground
+immediately outside <!-- page 171--><a name="page171"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 171</span>it was marked with the signs of a
+struggle.&nbsp; The chemical apparatus within and the furniture
+were all dashed about and shattered.&nbsp; Most suggestive of
+all, the sinister wooden cage was stained with blood-marks, and
+its unfortunate occupant had disappeared.&nbsp; My heart was
+heavy for the little man, for I was assured I should never see
+him in this world more.</p>
+<p>There was nothing in the cabin to throw any light upon the
+identity of my neighbours.&nbsp; The room was stuffed with
+chemical instruments.&nbsp; In one corner a small bookcase
+contained a choice selection of works of science.&nbsp; In
+another was a pile of geological specimens collected from the
+limestone.</p>
+<p>I caught no glimpse of the surgeon upon my homeward journey;
+but when I reached my cottage I was astonished and indignant to
+find that somebody had entered it in my absence.&nbsp; Boxes had
+been pulled out from under the bed, the curtains disarranged, the
+chairs drawn out from the wall.&nbsp; Even my study had not been
+safe from this rough intruder, for the prints of a heavy boot
+were plainly visible on the ebony-black carpet.</p>
+<h3>IV&mdash;OF THE MAN WHO CAME IN THE NIGHT</h3>
+<p>The night set in gusty and tempestuous, and the moon was all
+girt with ragged clouds.&nbsp; The wind blew in melancholy gusts,
+sobbing and sighing over the moor, and setting all the gorse <!--
+page 172--><a name="page172"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+172</span>bushes agroaning.&nbsp; From time to time a little
+sputter of rain pattered up against the window-pane.&nbsp; I sat
+until near midnight, glancing over the fragment on immortality by
+Iamblichus, the Alexandrian platonist, of whom the Emperor Julian
+said that he was posterior to Plato in time but not in
+genius.&nbsp; At last, shutting up my book, I opened my door and
+took a last look at the dreary fell and still more dreary
+sky.&nbsp; As I protruded my head, a swoop of wind caught me and
+sent the red ashes of my pipe sparkling and dancing through the
+darkness.&nbsp; At the same moment the moon shone brilliantly out
+from between two clouds, and I saw, sitting on the hillside, not
+two hundred yards from my door, the man who called himself the
+surgeon of Gaster Fell.&nbsp; He was squatted among the heather,
+his elbows upon his knees, and his chin resting upon his hands,
+as motionless as a stone, with his gaze fixed steadily upon the
+door of my dwelling.</p>
+<p>At the sight of this ill-omened sentinel, a chill of horror
+and of fear shot through me, for his gloomy and mysterious
+associations had cast a glamour round the man, and the hour and
+place were in keeping with his sinister presence.&nbsp; In a
+moment, however, a manly glow of resentment and self-confidence
+drove this petty emotion from my mind, and I strode fearlessly in
+his direction.&nbsp; He rose as I approached and faced me, with
+the moon shining on his grave, bearded <!-- page 173--><a
+name="page173"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 173</span>face and
+glittering on his eyeballs.&nbsp; &ldquo;What is the meaning of
+this?&rdquo; I cried, as I came upon him.&nbsp; &ldquo;What right
+have you to play the spy on me?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I could see the flush of anger rise on his face.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Your stay in the country has made you forget your
+manners,&rdquo; he said.&nbsp; &ldquo;The moor is free to
+all.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You will say next that my house is free to all,&rdquo;
+I said, hotly.&nbsp; &ldquo;You have had the impertience to
+ransack it in my absence this afternoon.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He started, and his features showed the most intense
+excitement.&nbsp; &ldquo;I swear to you that I had no hand in
+it!&rdquo; he cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;I have never set foot in your
+house in my life.&nbsp; Oh, sir, sir, if you will but believe me,
+there is a danger hanging over you, and you would do well to be
+careful.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have had enough of you,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+saw that cowardly blow you struck when you thought no human eye
+rested upon you.&nbsp; I have been to your cottage, too, and know
+all that it has to tell.&nbsp; If there is a law in England, you
+shall hang for what you have done.&nbsp; As to me, I am an old
+soldier, sir, and I am armed.&nbsp; I shall not fasten my
+door.&nbsp; But if you or any other villain attempt to cross my
+threshold it shall be at your own risk.&rdquo;&nbsp; With these
+words, I swung round upon my heel and strode into my cabin.</p>
+<p>For two days the wind freshened and increased, with constant
+squalls of rain until on the third night the most furious storm
+was <!-- page 174--><a name="page174"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 174</span>raging which I can ever recollect in
+England.&nbsp; I felt that it was positively useless to go to
+bed, nor could I concentrate my mind sufficiently to read a
+book.&nbsp; I turned my lamp half down to moderate the glare, and
+leaning back in my chair, I gave myself up to reverie.&nbsp; I
+must have lost all perception of time, for I have no recollection
+how long I sat there on the borderland betwixt thought and
+slumber.&nbsp; At last, about 3 or possibly 4 o&rsquo;clock, I
+came to myself with a start&mdash;not only came to myself, but
+with every sense and nerve upon the strain.&nbsp; Looking round
+my chamber in the dim light, I could not see anything to justify
+my sudden trepidation.&nbsp; The homely room, the rain-blurred
+window and the rude wooden door were all as they had been.&nbsp;
+I had begun to persuade myself that some half-formed dream had
+sent that vague thrill through my nerves, when in a moment I
+became conscious of what it was.&nbsp; It was a sound&mdash;the
+sound of a human step outside my solitary cottage.</p>
+<p>Amid the thunder and the rain and the wind I could hear
+it&mdash;a dull, stealthy footfall, now on the grass, now on the
+stones&mdash;occasionally stopping entirely, then resumed, and
+ever drawing nearer.&nbsp; I sat breathlessly, listening to the
+eerie sound.&nbsp; It had stopped now at my very door, and was
+replaced by a panting and gasping, as of one who has travelled
+fast and far.</p>
+<p>By the flickering light of the expiring lamp <!-- page
+175--><a name="page175"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 175</span>I
+could see that the latch of my door was twitching, as though a
+gentle pressure was exerted on it from without.&nbsp; Slowly,
+slowly, it rose, until it was free of the catch, and then there
+was a pause of a quarter minute or more, while I still eat silent
+with dilated eyes and drawn sabre.&nbsp; Then, very slowly, the
+door began to revolve upon its hinges, and the keen air of the
+night came whistling through the slit.&nbsp; Very cautiously it
+was pushed open, so that never a sound came from the rusty
+hinges.&nbsp; As the aperture enlarged, I became aware of a dark,
+shadowy figure upon my threshold, and of a pale face that looked
+in at me.&nbsp; The features were human, but the eyes were
+not.&nbsp; They seemed to burn through the darkness with a
+greenish brilliancy of their own; and in their baleful, shifty
+glare I was conscious of the very spirit of murder.&nbsp;
+Springing from my chair, I had raised my naked sword, when, with
+a wild shouting, a second figure dashed up to my door.&nbsp; At
+its approach my shadowy visitant uttered a shrill cry, and fled
+away across the fells, yelping like a beaten hound.</p>
+<p>Tingling with my recent fear, I stood at my door, peering
+through the night with the discordant cry of the fugitives still
+ringing in my ears.&nbsp; At that moment a vivid flash of
+lightning illuminated the whole landscape and made it as clear as
+day.&nbsp; By its light I saw far away upon the hillside two dark
+figures pursuing each other <!-- page 176--><a
+name="page176"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 176</span>with
+extreme rapidity across the fells.&nbsp; Even at that distance
+the contrast between them forbid all doubt as to their
+identity.&nbsp; The first was the small, elderly man, whom I had
+supposed to be dead; the second was my neighbour, the
+surgeon.&nbsp; For an instant they stood out clear and hard in
+the unearthly light; in the next, the darkness had closed over
+them, and they were gone.&nbsp; As I turned to re-enter my
+chamber, my foot rattled against something on my threshold.&nbsp;
+Stooping, I found it was a straight knife, fashioned entirely of
+lead, and so soft and brittle that it was a strange choice for a
+weapon.&nbsp; To render it more harmless, the top had been cut
+square off.&nbsp; The edge, however, had been assiduously
+sharpened against a stone, as was evident from the markings upon
+it, so that it was still a dangerous implement in the grasp of a
+determined man.</p>
+<p>And what was the meaning of it all? you ask.&nbsp; Many a
+drama which I have come across in my wandering life, some as
+strange and as striking as this one, has lacked the ultimate
+explanation which you demand.&nbsp; Fate is a grand weaver of
+tales; but she ends them, as a rule, in defiance of all artistic
+laws, and with an unbecoming want of regard for literary
+propriety.&nbsp; As it happens, however, I have a letter before
+me as I write which I may add without comment, and which will
+clear all that may remain dark.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right"><!-- page 177--><a
+name="page177"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+177</span>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Kirkby Lunatic
+Asylum</span>,<br />
+&ldquo;<i>September</i> 4<i>th</i>, 1885.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;I am deeply
+conscious that some apology and explanation is due to you for the
+very startling and, in your eyes, mysterious events which have
+recently occurred, and which have so seriously interfered with
+the retired existence which you desire to lead.&nbsp; I should
+have called upon you on the morning after the recapture of my
+father, but my knowledge of your dislike to visitors and also
+of&mdash;you will excuse my saying it&mdash;your very violent
+temper, led me to think that it was better to communicate with
+you by letter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My poor father was a hard-working general practitioner
+in Birmingham, where his name is still remembered and
+respected.&nbsp; About ten years ago he began to show signs of
+mental aberration, which we were inclined to put down to overwork
+and the effects of a sunstroke.&nbsp; Feeling my own incompetence
+to pronounce upon a case of such importance, I at once sought the
+highest advice in Birmingham and London.&nbsp; Among others we
+consulted the eminent alienist, Mr. Fraser Brown, who pronounced
+my father&rsquo;s case to be intermittent in its nature, but
+dangerous during the paroxysms.&nbsp; &lsquo;It may take a
+homicidal, or it may take a religious turn,&rsquo; he said;
+&lsquo;or it may prove to be a mixture of both.&nbsp; For months
+he may be as well as you or me, and then in a moment he may break
+out.&nbsp; You will incur a great responsibility if you leave him
+without supervision.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I need say no more, sir.&nbsp; You will understand the
+terrible task which has fallen upon my poor sister and me in
+endeavouring to save my father from the asylum which in his sane
+moments filled him with horror.&nbsp; I can only regret that your
+peace has been disturbed by our misfortunes, and I offer you in
+my sister&rsquo;s name and my own our apologies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;Yours truly,<br />
+&ldquo;<span class="smcap">J. Cameron</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><!-- page 178--><a name="page178"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 178</span>VIII.&nbsp; HOW IT HAPPENED</h2>
+<p>She was a writing medium.&nbsp; This is what she
+wrote:&mdash;</p>
+<p>I can remember some things upon that evening most distinctly,
+and others are like some vague, broken dreams.&nbsp; That is what
+makes it so difficult to tell a connected story.&nbsp; I have no
+idea now what it was that had taken me to London and brought me
+back so late.&nbsp; It just merges into all my other visits to
+London.&nbsp; But from the time that I got out at the little
+country station everything is extraordinarily clear.&nbsp; I can
+live it again&mdash;every instant of it.</p>
+<p>I remember so well walking down the platform and looking at
+the illuminated clock at the end which told me that it was
+half-past eleven.&nbsp; I remember also my wondering whether I
+could get home before midnight.&nbsp; Then I remember the big
+motor, with its glaring head-lights and glitter of polished
+brass, waiting for me outside.&nbsp; It was my new
+thirty-horse-power Robur, which had only been delivered that
+day.&nbsp; I remember also asking Perkins, my chauffeur, how she
+had <!-- page 179--><a name="page179"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 179</span>gone, and his saying that he thought
+she was excellent.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll try her myself,&rdquo; said I, and I climbed
+into the driver&rsquo;s seat.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The gears are not the same,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Perhaps, sir, I had better drive.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; I should like to try her,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p>And so we started on the five-mile drive for home.</p>
+<p>My old car had the gears as they used always to be in notches
+on a bar.&nbsp; In this car you passed the gear-lever through a
+gate to get on the higher ones.&nbsp; It was not difficult to
+master, and soon I thought that I understood it.&nbsp; It was
+foolish, no doubt, to begin to learn a new system in the dark,
+but one often does foolish things, and one has not always to pay
+the full price for them.&nbsp; I got along very well until I came
+to Claystall Hill.&nbsp; It is one of the worst hills in England,
+a mile and a half long and one in six in places, with three
+fairly sharp curves.&nbsp; My park gates stand at the very foot
+of it upon the main London road.</p>
+<p>We were just over the brow of this hill, where the grade is
+steepest, when the trouble began.&nbsp; I had been on the top
+speed, and wanted to get her on the free; but she stuck between
+gears, and I had to get her back on the top again.&nbsp; By this
+time she was going at a great rate, so I clapped on both brakes,
+and one after the other <!-- page 180--><a
+name="page180"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 180</span>they gave
+way.&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t mind so much when I felt my footbrake
+snap, but when I put all my weight on my side-brake, and the
+lever clanged to its full limit without a catch, it brought a
+cold sweat out of me.&nbsp; By this time we were fairly tearing
+down the slope.&nbsp; The lights were brilliant, and I brought
+her round the first curve all right.&nbsp; Then we did the second
+one, though it was a close shave for the ditch.&nbsp; There was a
+mile of straight then with the third curve beneath it, and after
+that the gate of the park.&nbsp; If I could shoot into that
+harbour all would be well, for the slope up to the house would
+bring her to a stand.</p>
+<p>Perkins behaved splendidly.&nbsp; I should like that to be
+known.&nbsp; He was perfectly cool and alert.&nbsp; I had thought
+at the very beginning of taking the bank, and he read my
+intention.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wouldn&rsquo;t do it, sir,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;At this pace it must go over and we should have it on the
+top of us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Of course he was right.&nbsp; He got to the electric switch
+and had it off, so we were in the free; but we were still running
+at a fearful pace.&nbsp; He laid his hands on the wheel.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll keep her steady,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;if
+you care to jump and chance it.&nbsp; We can never get round that
+curve.&nbsp; Better jump, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll stick it
+out.&nbsp; You can jump if you like.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 181--><a name="page181"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+181</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll stick it with you, sir,&rdquo; said
+he.</p>
+<p>If it had been the old car I should have jammed the gear-lever
+into the reverse, and seen what would happen.&nbsp; I expect she
+would have stripped her gears or smashed up somehow, but it would
+have been a chance.&nbsp; As it was, I was helpless.&nbsp;
+Perkins tried to climb across, but you couldn&rsquo;t do it going
+at that pace.&nbsp; The wheels were whirring like a high wind and
+the big body creaking and groaning with the strain.&nbsp; But the
+lights were brilliant, and one could steer to an inch.&nbsp; I
+remember thinking what an awful and yet majestic sight we should
+appear to any one who met us.&nbsp; It was a narrow road, and we
+were just a great, roaring, golden death to any one who came in
+our path.</p>
+<p>We got round the corner with one wheel three feet high upon
+the bank.&nbsp; I thought we were surely over, but after
+staggering for a moment she righted and darted onwards.&nbsp;
+That was the third corner and the last one.&nbsp; There was only
+the park gate now.&nbsp; It was facing us, but, as luck would
+have it, not facing us directly.&nbsp; It was about twenty yards
+to the left up the main road into which we ran.&nbsp; Perhaps I
+could have done it, but I expect that the steering-gear had been
+jarred when we ran on the bank.&nbsp; The wheel did not turn
+easily.&nbsp; We shot out of the lane.&nbsp; I saw the open gate
+on the left.&nbsp; I whirled round my wheel with all the strength
+of my wrists.&nbsp; <!-- page 182--><a name="page182"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 182</span>Perkins and I threw our bodies
+across, and then the next instant, going at fifty miles an hour,
+my right front wheel struck full on the right-hand pillar of my
+own gate.&nbsp; I heard the crash.&nbsp; I was conscious of
+flying through the air, and then&mdash;and then&mdash;!</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>When I became aware of my own existence once more I was among
+some brushwood in the shadow of the oaks upon the lodge side of
+the drive.&nbsp; A man was standing beside me.&nbsp; I imagined
+at first that it was Perkins, but when I looked again I saw that
+it was Stanley, a man whom I had known at college some years
+before, and for whom I had a really genuine affection.&nbsp;
+There was always something peculiarly sympathetic to me in
+Stanley&rsquo;s personality; and I was proud to think that I had
+some similar influence upon him.&nbsp; At the present moment I
+was surprised to see him, but I was like a man in a dream, giddy
+and shaken and quite prepared to take things as I found them
+without questioning them.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What a smash!&rdquo; I said.&nbsp; &ldquo;Good Lord,
+what an awful smash!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He nodded his head, and even in the gloom I could see that he
+was smiling the gentle, wistful smile which I connected with
+him.</p>
+<p>I was quite unable to move.&nbsp; Indeed, I had not any desire
+to try to move.&nbsp; But my senses <!-- page 183--><a
+name="page183"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 183</span>were
+exceedingly alert.&nbsp; I saw the wreck of the motor lit up by
+the moving lanterns.&nbsp; I saw the little group of people and
+heard the hushed voices.&nbsp; There were the lodge-keeper and
+his wife, and one or two more.&nbsp; They were taking no notice
+of me, but were very busy round the car.&nbsp; Then suddenly I
+heard a cry of pain.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The weight is on him.&nbsp; Lift it easy,&rdquo; cried
+a voice.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s only my leg!&rdquo; said another one, which
+I recognized as Perkins&rsquo;s.&nbsp; &ldquo;Where&rsquo;s
+master?&rdquo; he cried.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here I am,&rdquo; I answered, but they did not seem to
+hear me.&nbsp; They were all bending over something which lay in
+front of the car.</p>
+<p>Stanley laid his hand upon my shoulder, and his touch was
+inexpressibly soothing.&nbsp; I felt light and happy, in spite of
+all.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No pain, of course?&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;None,&rdquo; said I.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There never is,&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>And then suddenly a wave of amazement passed over me.&nbsp;
+Stanley!&nbsp; Stanley!&nbsp; Why, Stanley had surely died of
+enteric at Bloemfontein in the Boer War!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Stanley!&rdquo; I cried, and the words seemed to choke
+my throat&mdash;&ldquo;Stanley, you are dead.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He looked at me with the same old gentle, wistful smile.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So are you,&rdquo; he answered.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 184--><a name="page184"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 184</span>IX.&nbsp; THE PRISONER&rsquo;S
+DEFENCE</h2>
+<p>The circumstances, so far as they were known to the public,
+concerning the death of the beautiful Miss Ena Garnier, and the
+fact that Captain John Fowler, the accused officer, had refused
+to defend himself on the occasion of the proceedings at the
+police-court, had roused very general interest.&nbsp; This was
+increased by the statement that, though he withheld his defence,
+it would be found to be of a very novel and convincing
+character.&nbsp; The assertion of the prisoner&rsquo;s lawyer at
+the police-court, to the effect that the answer to the charge was
+such that it could not yet be given, but would be available
+before the Assizes, also caused much speculation.&nbsp; A final
+touch was given to the curiosity of the public when it was
+learned that the prisoner had refused all offers of legal
+assistance from counsel and was determined to conduct his own
+defence.&nbsp; The case for the Crown was ably presented, and was
+generally considered to be a very damning one, since it showed
+very clearly that the accused was subject to fits of jealousy,
+and that he had already been guilty of some violence owing to
+<!-- page 185--><a name="page185"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+185</span>this cause.&nbsp; The prisoner listened to the evidence
+without emotion, and neither interrupted nor cross-questioned the
+witnesses.&nbsp; Finally, on being informed that the time had
+come when he might address the jury, he stepped to the front of
+the dock.&nbsp; He was a man of striking appearance, swarthy,
+black-moustached, nervous, and virile, with a quietly confident
+manner.&nbsp; Taking a paper from his pocket he read the
+following statement, which made the deepest impression upon the
+crowded court:&mdash;</p>
+<p>I would wish to say, in the first place, gentlemen of the
+jury, that, owing to the generosity of my brother
+officers&mdash;for my own means are limited&mdash;I might have
+been defended to-day by the first talent of the Bar.&nbsp; The
+reason I have declined their assistance and have determined to
+fight my own case is not that I have any confidence in my own
+abilities or eloquence, but it is because I am convinced that a
+plain, straightforward tale, coming direct from the man who has
+been the tragic actor in this dreadful affair, will impress you
+more than any indirect statement could do.&nbsp; If I had felt
+that I were guilty I should have asked for help.&nbsp; Since, in
+my own heart, I believe that I am innocent, I am pleading my own
+cause, feeling that my plain words of truth and reason will have
+more weight with you than the most learned and eloquent
+advocate.&nbsp; <!-- page 186--><a name="page186"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 186</span>By the indulgence of the Court I
+have been permitted to put my remarks upon paper, so that I may
+reproduce certain conversations and be assured of saying neither
+more nor less than I mean.</p>
+<p>It will be remembered that at the trial at the police-court
+two months ago I refused to defend myself.&nbsp; This has been
+referred to to-day as a proof of my guilt.&nbsp; I said that it
+would be some days before I could open my mouth.&nbsp; This was
+taken at the time as a subterfuge.&nbsp; Well, the days are over,
+and I am now able to make clear to you not only what took place,
+but also why it was impossible for me to give any
+explanation.&nbsp; I will tell you now exactly what I did and why
+it was that I did it.&nbsp; If you, my fellow-countrymen, think
+that I did wrong, I will make no complaint, but will suffer in
+silence any penalty which you may impose upon me.</p>
+<p>I am a soldier of fifteen years&rsquo; standing, a captain in
+the Second Breconshire Battalion.&nbsp; I have served in the
+South African Campaign and was mentioned in despatches after the
+battle of Diamond Hill.&nbsp; When the war broke out with Germany
+I was seconded from my regiment, and I was appointed as adjutant
+to the First Scottish Scouts, newly raised.&nbsp; The regiment
+was quartered at Radchurch, in Essex, where the men were placed
+partly in huts and were partly billeted upon the
+inhabitants.&nbsp; All the officers <!-- page 187--><a
+name="page187"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 187</span>were
+billeted out, and my quarters were with Mr. Murreyfield, the
+local squire.&nbsp; It was there that I first met Miss Ena
+Garnier.</p>
+<p>It may not seem proper at such a time and place as this that I
+should describe that lady.&nbsp; And yet her personality is the
+very essence of my case.&nbsp; Let me only say that I cannot
+believe that Nature ever put into female form a more exquisite
+combination of beauty and intelligence.&nbsp; She was twenty-five
+years of age, blonde and tall, with a peculiar delicacy of
+features and of expression.&nbsp; I have read of people falling
+in love at first sight, and had always looked upon it as an
+expression of the novelist.&nbsp; And yet from the moment that I
+saw Ena Garnier life held for me but the one ambition&mdash;that
+she should be mine.&nbsp; I had never dreamed before of the
+possibilities of passion that were within me.&nbsp; I will not
+enlarge upon the subject, but to make you understand my
+action&mdash;for I wish you to comprehend it, however much you
+may condemn it&mdash;you must realize that I was in the grip of a
+frantic elementary passion which made, for a time, the world and
+all that was in it seem a small thing if I could but gain the
+love of this one girl.&nbsp; And yet, in justice to myself, I
+will say that there was always one thing which I placed above
+her.&nbsp; That was my honour as a soldier and a gentleman.&nbsp;
+You will find it hard to believe this when I tell you what
+occurred, <!-- page 188--><a name="page188"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 188</span>and yet&mdash;though for one moment
+I forgot myself&mdash;my whole legal offence consists in my
+desperate endeavour to retrieve what I had done.</p>
+<p>I soon found that the lady was not insensible to the advances
+which I made to her.&nbsp; Her position in the household was a
+curious one.&nbsp; She had come a year before from Montpellier,
+in the South of France, in answer to an advertisement from the
+Murreyfields in order to teach French to their three young
+children.&nbsp; She was, however, unpaid, so that she was rather
+a friendly guest than an <i>employ&eacute;e</i>.&nbsp; She had
+always, as I gathered, been fond of the English and desirous to
+live in England, but the outbreak of the war had quickened her
+feelings into passionate attachment, for the ruling emotion of
+her soul was her hatred of the Germans.&nbsp; Her grandfather, as
+she told me, had been killed under very tragic circumstances in
+the campaign of 1870, and her two brothers were both in the
+French army.&nbsp; Her voice vibrated with passion when she spoke
+of the infamies of Belgium, and more than once I have seen her
+kissing my sword and my revolver because she hoped they would be
+used upon the enemy.&nbsp; With such feelings in her heart it can
+be imagined that my wooing was not a difficult one.&nbsp; I
+should have been glad to marry her at once, but to this she would
+not consent.&nbsp; Everything was to come after the war, for it
+was necessary, <!-- page 189--><a name="page189"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 189</span>she said, that I should go to
+Montpellier and meet her people, so that the French proprieties
+should be properly observed.</p>
+<p>She had one accomplishment which was rare for a lady; she was
+a skilled motor-cyclist.&nbsp; She had been fond of long,
+solitary rides, but after our engagement I was occasionally
+allowed to accompany her.&nbsp; She was a woman, however, of
+strange moods and fancies, which added in my feelings to the
+charm of her character.&nbsp; She could be tenderness itself, and
+she could be aloof and even harsh in her manner.&nbsp; More than
+once she had refused my company with no reason given, and with a
+quick, angry flash of her eyes when I asked for one.&nbsp; Then,
+perhaps, her mood would change and she would make up for this
+unkindness by some exquisite attention which would in an instant
+soothe all my ruffled feelings.&nbsp; It was the same in the
+house.&nbsp; My military duties were so exacting that it was only
+in the evenings that I could hope to see her, and yet very often
+she remained in the little study which was used during the day
+for the children&rsquo;s lessons, and would tell me plainly that
+she wished to be alone.&nbsp; Then, when she saw that I was hurt
+by her caprice, she would laugh and apologize so sweetly for her
+rudeness that I was more her slave than ever.</p>
+<p>Mention has been made of my jealous disposition, and it has
+been asserted at the trial <!-- page 190--><a
+name="page190"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 190</span>that there
+were scenes owing to my jealousy, and that once Mrs. Murreyfield
+had to interfere.&nbsp; I admit that I was jealous.&nbsp; When a
+man loves with the whole strength of his soul it is impossible, I
+think, that he should be clear of jealousy.&nbsp; The girl was of
+a very independent spirit.&nbsp; I found that she knew many
+officers at Chelmsford and Colchester.&nbsp; She would disappear
+for hours together upon her motor-cycle.&nbsp; There were
+questions about her past life which she would only answer with a
+smile unless they were closely pressed.&nbsp; Then the smile
+would become a frown.&nbsp; Is it any wonder that I, with my
+whole nature vibrating with passionate, whole-hearted love, was
+often torn by jealousy when I came upon those closed doors of her
+life which she was so determined not to open?&nbsp; Reason came
+at times and whispered how foolish it was that I should stake my
+whole life and soul upon one of whom I really knew nothing.&nbsp;
+Then came a wave of passion once more and reason was
+submerged.</p>
+<p>I have spoken of the closed doors of her life.&nbsp; I was
+aware that a young, unmarried Frenchwoman has usually less
+liberty than her English sister.&nbsp; And yet in the case of
+this lady it continually came out in her conversation that she
+had seen and known much of the world.&nbsp; It was the more
+distressing to me as whenever she had made an observation which
+pointed to this she would afterwards, as I could plainly <!--
+page 191--><a name="page191"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+191</span>see, be annoyed by her own indiscretion, and endeavour
+to remove the impression by every means in her power.&nbsp; We
+had several small quarrels on this account, when I asked
+questions to which I could get no answers, but they have been
+exaggerated in the address for the prosecution.&nbsp; Too much
+has been made also of the intervention of Mrs. Murreyfield,
+though I admit that the quarrel was more serious upon that
+occasion.&nbsp; It arose from my finding the photograph of a man
+upon her table, and her evident confusion when I asked her for
+some particulars about him.&nbsp; The name &ldquo;H.
+Vardin&rdquo; was written underneath&mdash;evidently an
+autograph.&nbsp; I was worried by the fact that this photograph
+had the frayed appearance of one which has been carried secretly
+about, as a girl might conceal the picture of her lover in her
+dress.&nbsp; She absolutely refused to give me any information
+about him, save to make a statement which I found incredible,
+that it was a man whom she had never seen in her life.&nbsp; It
+was then that I forgot myself.&nbsp; I raised my voice and
+declared that I should know more about her life or that I should
+break with her, even if my own heart should be broken in the
+parting.&nbsp; I was not violent, but Mrs. Murreyfield heard me
+from the passage, and came into the room to remonstrate.&nbsp;
+She was a kind, motherly person who took a sympathetic interest
+in our romance, <!-- page 192--><a name="page192"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 192</span>and I remember that on this occasion
+she reproved me for my jealousy and finally persuaded me that I
+had been unreasonable, so that we became reconciled once
+more.&nbsp; Ena was so madly fascinating and I so hopelessly her
+slave that she could always draw me back, however much prudence
+and reason warned me to escape from her control.&nbsp; I tried
+again and again to find out about this man Vardin, but was always
+met by the same assurance, which she repeated with every kind of
+solemn oath, that she had never seen the man in her life.&nbsp;
+Why she should carry about the photograph of a man&mdash;a young,
+somewhat sinister man, for I had observed him closely before she
+snatched the picture from my hand&mdash;was what she either could
+not, or would not, explain.</p>
+<p>Then came the time for my leaving Radchurch.&nbsp; I had been
+appointed to a junior but very responsible post at the War
+Office, which, of course, entailed my living in London.&nbsp;
+Even my week-ends found me engrossed with my work, but at last I
+had a few days&rsquo; leave of absence.&nbsp; It is those few
+days which have ruined my life, which have brought me the most
+horrible experience that ever a man had to undergo, and have
+finally placed me here in the dock, pleading as I plead to-day
+for my life and my honour.</p>
+<p>It is nearly five miles from the station to <!-- page 193--><a
+name="page193"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+193</span>Radchurch.&nbsp; She was there to meet me.&nbsp; It was
+the first time that we had been reunited since I had put all my
+heart and my soul upon her.&nbsp; I cannot enlarge upon these
+matters, gentlemen.&nbsp; You will either be able to sympathize
+with and understand the emotions which overbalance a man at such
+a time, or you will not.&nbsp; If you have imagination, you
+will.&nbsp; If you have not, I can never hope to make you see
+more than the bare fact.&nbsp; That bare fact, placed in the
+baldest language, is that during this drive from Radchurch
+Junction to the village I was led into the greatest
+indiscretion&mdash;the greatest dishonour, if you will&mdash;of
+my life.&nbsp; I told the woman a secret, an enormously important
+secret, which might affect the fate of the war and the lives of
+many thousands of men.</p>
+<p>It was done before I knew it&mdash;before I grasped the way in
+which her quick brain could place various scattered hints
+together and weave them into one idea.&nbsp; She was wailing,
+almost weeping, over the fact that the allied armies were held up
+by the iron line of the Germans.&nbsp; I explained that it was
+more correct to say that our iron line was holding them up, since
+they were the invaders.&nbsp; &ldquo;But is France, is Belgium,
+<i>never</i> to be rid of them?&rdquo; she cried.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Are we simply to sit in front of their trenches and be
+content to let them do what they will with ten provinces of
+France?&nbsp; Oh, Jack, Jack, <!-- page 194--><a
+name="page194"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 194</span>for
+God&rsquo;s sake, say something to bring a little hope to my
+heart, for sometimes I think that it is breaking!&nbsp; You
+English are stolid.&nbsp; You can bear these things.&nbsp; But we
+others, we have more nerve, more soul!&nbsp; It is death to
+us.&nbsp; Tell me!&nbsp; Do tell me that there is hope!&nbsp; And
+yet it is foolish of me to ask, for, of course, you are only a
+subordinate at the War Office, and how should you know what is in
+the mind of your chiefs?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, as it happens, I know a good deal,&rdquo; I
+answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t fret, for we shall certainly
+get a move on soon.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Soon!&nbsp; Next year may seem soon to some
+people.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not next year.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Must we wait another month?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not even that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She squeezed my hand in hers.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, my darling boy,
+you have brought such joy to my heart!&nbsp; What suspense I
+shall live in now!&nbsp; I think a week of it would kill
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, perhaps it won&rsquo;t even be a week.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And tell me,&rdquo; she went on, in her coaxing voice,
+&ldquo;tell me just one thing, Jack.&nbsp; Just one, and I will
+trouble you no more.&nbsp; Is it our brave French soldiers who
+advance?&nbsp; Or is it your splendid Tommies?&nbsp; With whom
+will the honour lie?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;With both.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 195--><a name="page195"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+195</span>&ldquo;Glorious!&rdquo; she cried.&nbsp; &ldquo;I see
+it all.&nbsp; The attack will be at the point where the French
+and British lines join.&nbsp; Together they will rush forward in
+one glorious advance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp; &ldquo;They will not be
+together.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But I understood you to say&mdash;of course, women know
+nothing of such matters, but I understood you to say that it
+would be a joint advance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, if the French advanced, we will say, at Verdun,
+and the British advanced at Ypres, even if they were hundreds of
+miles apart it would still be a joint advance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, I see,&rdquo; she cried, clapping her hands with
+delight.&nbsp; &ldquo;They would advance at both ends of the
+line, so that the Boches would not know which way to send their
+reserves.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is exactly the idea&mdash;a real advance at
+Verdun, and an enormous feint at Ypres.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then suddenly a chill of doubt seized me.&nbsp; I can remember
+how I sprang back from her and looked hard into her face.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve told you too much!&rdquo; I cried.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Can I trust you?&nbsp; I have been mad to say so
+much.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She was bitterly hurt by my words.&nbsp; That I should for a
+moment doubt her was more than she could bear.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+would cut my tongue out, Jack, before I would tell any human
+being one word of what you have said.&rdquo;&nbsp; So earnest was
+she that my fears died away.&nbsp; I felt that I could <!-- page
+196--><a name="page196"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+196</span>trust her utterly.&nbsp; Before we had reached
+Radchurch I had put the matter from my mind, and we were lost in
+our joy of the present and in our plans for the future.</p>
+<p>I had a business message to deliver to Colonel Worral, who
+commanded a small camp at Pedley-Woodrow.&nbsp; I went there and
+was away for about two hours.&nbsp; When I returned I inquired
+for Miss Garnier, and was told by the maid that she had gone to
+her bedroom, and that she had asked the groom to bring her
+motor-bicycle to the door.&nbsp; It seemed to me strange that she
+should arrange to go out alone when my visit was such a short
+one.&nbsp; I had gone into her little study to seek her, and here
+it was that I waited, for it opened on to the hall passage, and
+she could not pass without my seeing her.</p>
+<p>There was a small table in the window of this room at which
+she used to write.&nbsp; I had seated myself beside this when my
+eyes fell upon a name written in her large, bold
+hand-writing.&nbsp; It was a reversed impression upon the
+blotting-paper which she had used, but there could be no
+difficulty in reading it.&nbsp; The name was Hubert Vardin.&nbsp;
+Apparently it was part of the address of an envelope, for
+underneath I was able to distinguish the initials S.W., referring
+to a postal division of London, though the actual name of the
+street had not been clearly reproduced.</p>
+<p>Then I knew for the first time that she was <!-- page 197--><a
+name="page197"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 197</span>actually
+corresponding with this man whose vile, voluptuous face I had
+seen in the photograph with the frayed edges.&nbsp; She had
+clearly lied to me, too, for was it conceivable that she should
+correspond with a man whom she had never seen?&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t desire to condone my conduct.&nbsp; Put yourself in
+my place.&nbsp; Imagine that you had my desperately fervid and
+jealous nature.&nbsp; You would have done what I did, for you
+could have done nothing else.&nbsp; A wave of fury passed over
+me.&nbsp; I laid my hands upon the wooden writing-desk.&nbsp; If
+it had been an iron safe I should have opened it.&nbsp; As it
+was, it literally flew to pieces before me.&nbsp; There lay the
+letter itself, placed under lock and key for safety, while the
+writer prepared to take it from the house.&nbsp; I had no
+hesitation or scruple, I tore it open.&nbsp; Dishonourable, you
+will say, but when a man is frenzied with jealousy he hardly
+knows what he does.&nbsp; This woman, for whom I was ready to
+give everything, was either faithful to me or she was not.&nbsp;
+At any cost I would know which.</p>
+<p>A thrill of joy passed through me as my eyes fell upon the
+first words.&nbsp; I had wronged her.&nbsp; &ldquo;Cher Monsieur
+Vardin.&rdquo;&nbsp; So the letter began.&nbsp; It was clearly a
+business letter, nothing else.&nbsp; I was about to replace it in
+the envelope with a thousand regrets in my mind for my want of
+faith when a single word at the bottom of the <!-- page 198--><a
+name="page198"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 198</span>page caught
+my eyes, and I started as if I had been stung by an adder.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Verdun&rdquo;&mdash;that was the word.&nbsp; I looked
+again.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ypres&rdquo; was immediately below it.&nbsp;
+I sat down, horror-stricken, by the broken desk, and I read this
+letter, a translation of which I have in my hand:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Murreyfield House</span>, <span
+class="smcap">Radchurch</span>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear M. Vardin</span>,&mdash;Stringer has
+told me that he has kept you sufficiently informed as to
+Chelmsford and Colchester, so I have not troubled to write.&nbsp;
+They have moved the Midland Territorial Brigade and the heavy
+guns towards the coast near Cromer, but only for a time.&nbsp; It
+is for training, not embarkation.</p>
+<p>And now for my great news, which I have straight from the War
+Office itself.&nbsp; Within a week there is to be a very severe
+attack from Verdun, which is to be supported by a holding attack
+at Ypres.&nbsp; It is all on a very large scale, and you must
+send off a special Dutch messenger to Von Starmer by the first
+boat.&nbsp; I hope to get the exact date and some further
+particulars from my informant to-night, but meanwhile you must
+act with energy.</p>
+<p>I dare not post this here&mdash;you know what village
+postmasters are, so I am taking it into Colchester, where
+Stringer will include it with his own report which goes by
+hand.&mdash;Yours faithfully, <span class="smcap">Sophia
+Heffner</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I was stunned at first as I read this letter, and then a kind
+of cold, concentrated rage came over me.&nbsp; So this woman was
+a German and a <!-- page 199--><a name="page199"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 199</span>spy!&nbsp; I thought of her
+hypocrisy and her treachery towards me, but, above all, I thought
+of the danger to the Army and the State.&nbsp; A great defeat,
+the death of thousands of men, might spring from my misplaced
+confidence.&nbsp; There was still time, by judgment and energy,
+to stop this frightful evil.&nbsp; I heard her step upon the
+stairs outside, and an instant later she had come through the
+doorway.&nbsp; She started, and her face was bloodless as she saw
+me seated there with the open letter in my hand.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How did you get that?&rdquo; she gasped.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;How dared you break my desk and steal my
+letter?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I said nothing.&nbsp; I simply sat and looked at her and
+pondered what I should do.&nbsp; She suddenly sprang forward and
+tried to snatch the letter.&nbsp; I caught her wrist and pushed
+her down on to the sofa, where she lay, collapsed.&nbsp; Then I
+rang the bell, and told the maid that I must see Mr. Murreyfield
+at once.</p>
+<p>He was a genial, elderly man, who had treated this woman with
+as much kindness as if she were his daughter.&nbsp; He was
+horrified at what I said.&nbsp; I could not show him the letter
+on account of the secret that it contained, but I made him
+understand that it was of desperate importance.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What are we to do?&rdquo; he asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+never could have imagined anything so dreadful.&nbsp; What would
+you advise us to do?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There is only one thing that we can do,&rdquo; <!--
+page 200--><a name="page200"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+200</span>I answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;This woman must be arrested,
+and in the meanwhile we must so arrange matters that she cannot
+possibly communicate with any one.&nbsp; For all we know, she has
+confederates in this very village.&nbsp; Can you undertake to
+hold her securely while I go to Colonel Worral at Pedley and get
+a warrant and a guard?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We can lock her in her bedroom.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You need not trouble,&rdquo; said she.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+give you my word that I will stay where I am.&nbsp; I advise you
+to be careful, Captain Fowler.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ve shown once
+before that you are liable to do things before you have thought
+of the consequence.&nbsp; If I am arrested all the world will
+know that you have given away the secrets that were confided to
+you.&nbsp; There is an end of your career, my friend.&nbsp; You
+can punish me, no doubt.&nbsp; What about yourself?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;you had best take her to
+her bedroom.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very good, if you wish it,&rdquo; said she, and
+followed us to the door.&nbsp; When we reached the hall she
+suddenly broke away, dashed through the entrance, and made for
+her motor-bicycle, which was standing there.&nbsp; Before she
+could start we had both seized her.&nbsp; She stooped and made
+her teeth meet in Murreyfield&rsquo;s hand.&nbsp; With flashing
+eyes and tearing fingers she was as fierce as a wild cat at
+bay.&nbsp; It was with some difficulty that we mastered her, and
+dragged her&mdash;<!-- page 201--><a name="page201"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 201</span>almost carried her&mdash;up the
+stairs.&nbsp; We thrust her into her room and turned the key,
+while she screamed out abuse and beat upon the door inside.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a forty-foot drop into the garden,&rdquo;
+said Murreyfield, tying up his bleeding hand.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll wait here till you come back.&nbsp; I think we
+have the lady fairly safe.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have a revolver here,&rdquo; said I.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+should be armed.&rdquo;&nbsp; I slipped a couple of cartridges
+into it and held it out to him.&nbsp; &ldquo;We can&rsquo;t
+afford to take chances.&nbsp; How do you know what friends she
+may have?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;I have a stick
+here, and the gardener is within call.&nbsp; Do you hurry off for
+the guard, and I will answer for the prisoner.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Having taken, as it seemed to me, every possible precaution, I
+ran to give the alarm.&nbsp; It was two miles to Pedley, and the
+colonel was out, which occasioned some delay.&nbsp; Then there
+were formalities and a magistrate&rsquo;s signature to be
+obtained.&nbsp; A policeman was to serve the warrant, but a
+military escort was to be sent in to bring back the
+prisoner.&nbsp; I was so filled with anxiety and impatience that
+I could not wait, but I hurried back alone with the promise that
+they would follow.</p>
+<p>The Pedley-Woodrow Road opens into the high-road to Colchester
+at a point about half a mile from the village of Radchurch.&nbsp;
+It was <!-- page 202--><a name="page202"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 202</span>evening now and the light was such
+that one could not see more than twenty or thirty yards
+ahead.&nbsp; I had proceeded only a very short way from the point
+of junction when I heard, coming towards me, the roar of a
+motor-cycle being ridden at a furious pace.&nbsp; It was without
+lights, and close upon me.&nbsp; I sprang aside in order to avoid
+being ridden down, and in that instant, as the machine flashed
+by, I saw clearly the face of the rider.&nbsp; It was
+she&mdash;the woman whom I had loved.&nbsp; She was hatless, her
+hair streaming in the wind, her face glimmering white in the
+twilight, flying through the night like one of the Valkyries of
+her native land.&nbsp; She was past me like a flash and tore on
+down the Colchester Road.&nbsp; In that instant I saw all that it
+would mean if she could reach the town.&nbsp; If she once was
+allowed to see her agent we might arrest him or her, but it would
+be too late.&nbsp; The news would have been passed on.&nbsp; The
+victory of the Allies and the lives of thousands of our soldiers
+were at stake.&nbsp; Next instant I had pulled out the loaded
+revolver and fired two shots after the vanishing figure, already
+only a dark blur in the dusk.&nbsp; I heard a scream, the
+crashing of the breaking cycle, and all was still.</p>
+<p>I need not tell you more, gentlemen.&nbsp; You know the
+rest.&nbsp; When I ran forward I found her lying in the
+ditch.&nbsp; Both of my bullets had struck her.&nbsp; One of them
+had penetrated her <!-- page 203--><a name="page203"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 203</span>brain.&nbsp; I was still standing
+beside her body when Murreyfield arrived, running breathlessly
+down the road.&nbsp; She had, it seemed, with great courage and
+activity scrambled down the ivy of the wall; only when he heard
+the whirr of the cycle did he realize what had occurred.&nbsp; He
+was explaining it to my dazed brain when the police and soldiers
+arrived to arrest her.&nbsp; By the irony of fate it was me whom
+they arrested instead.</p>
+<p>It was urged at the trial in the police-court that jealousy
+was the cause of the crime.&nbsp; I did not deny it, nor did I
+put forward any witnesses to deny it.&nbsp; It was my desire that
+they should believe it.&nbsp; The hour of the French advance had
+not yet come, and I could not defend myself without producing the
+letter which would reveal it.&nbsp; But now it is
+over&mdash;gloriously over&mdash;and so my lips are unsealed at
+last.&nbsp; I confess my fault&mdash;my very grievous
+fault.&nbsp; But it is not that for which you are trying
+me.&nbsp; It is for murder.&nbsp; I should have thought myself
+the murderer of my own countrymen if I had let the woman
+pass.&nbsp; These are the facts, gentlemen.&nbsp; I leave my
+future in your hands.&nbsp; If you should absolve me I may say
+that I have hopes of serving my country in a fashion which will
+atone for this one great indiscretion, and will also, as I hope,
+end for ever those terrible recollections which weigh me
+down.&nbsp; If you condemn me, I am ready to face whatever you
+may think fit to inflict.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 204--><a name="page204"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 204</span>X.&nbsp; THREE OF THEM</h2>
+<h3>I&mdash;A CHAT ABOUT CHILDREN, SNAKES, AND ZEBUS</h3>
+<p>These little sketches are called &ldquo;Three of Them,&rdquo;
+but there are really five, on and off the stage.&nbsp; There is
+Daddy, a lumpish person with some gift for playing Indian games
+when he is in the mood.&nbsp; He is then known as &ldquo;The
+Great Chief of the Leatherskin Tribe.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then there is
+my Lady Sunshine.&nbsp; These are the grown-ups, and don&rsquo;t
+really count.&nbsp; There remain the three, who need some
+differentiating upon paper, though their little spirits are as
+different in reality as spirits could be&mdash;all beautiful and
+all quite different.&nbsp; The eldest is a boy of eight whom we
+shall call &ldquo;Laddie.&rdquo;&nbsp; If ever there was a little
+cavalier sent down ready-made it is he.&nbsp; His soul is the
+most gallant, unselfish, innocent thing that ever God sent out to
+get an extra polish upon earth.&nbsp; It dwells in a tall,
+slight, well-formed body, graceful and agile, with a head and
+face as clean-cut as if an old Greek cameo had come to life, and
+a pair of innocent and yet wise grey <!-- page 205--><a
+name="page205"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 205</span>eyes that
+read and win the heart.&nbsp; He is shy and does not shine before
+strangers.&nbsp; I have said that he is unselfish and
+brave.&nbsp; When there is the usual wrangle about going to bed,
+up he gets in his sedate way.&nbsp; &ldquo;I will go
+first,&rdquo; says he, and off he goes, the eldest, that the
+others may have the few extra minutes while he is in his
+bath.&nbsp; As to his courage, he is absolutely lion-hearted
+where he can help or defend any one else.&nbsp; On one occasion
+Daddy lost his temper with Dimples (Boy Number 2), and, not
+without very good provocation, gave him a tap on the side of the
+head.&nbsp; Next instant he felt a butt down somewhere in the
+region of his waist-belt, and there was an angry little red face
+looking up at him, which turned suddenly to a brown mop of hair
+as the butt was repeated.&nbsp; No one, not even Daddy, should
+hit his little brother.&nbsp; Such was Laddie, the gentle and the
+fearless.</p>
+<p>Then there is Dimples.&nbsp; Dimples is nearly seven, and you
+never saw a rounder, softer, dimplier face, with two great
+roguish, mischievous eyes of wood-pigeon grey, which are
+sparkling with fun for the most part, though they can look sad
+and solemn enough at times.&nbsp; Dimples has the making of a big
+man in him.&nbsp; He has depth and reserves in his tiny
+soul.&nbsp; But on the surface he is a boy of boys, always in
+innocent mischief.&nbsp; &ldquo;I will now do mischuff,&rdquo; he
+occasionally announces, and is usually as good as <!-- page
+206--><a name="page206"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+206</span>his word.&nbsp; He has a love and understanding of all
+living creatures, the uglier and more slimy the better, treating
+them all in a tender, fairylike fashion which seems to come from
+some inner knowledge.&nbsp; He has been found holding a buttercup
+under the mouth of a slug &ldquo;to see if he likes
+butter.&rdquo;&nbsp; He finds creatures in an astonishing
+way.&nbsp; Put him in the fairest garden, and presently he will
+approach you with a newt, a toad, or a huge snail in his
+custody.&nbsp; Nothing would ever induce him to hurt them, but he
+gives them what he imagines to be a little treat and then
+restores them to their homes.&nbsp; He has been known to speak
+bitterly to the Lady when she has given orders that caterpillars
+be killed if found upon the cabbages, and even the explanation
+that the caterpillars were doing the work of what he calls
+&ldquo;the Jarmans&rdquo; did not reconcile him to their
+fate.</p>
+<p>He has an advantage over Laddie, in that he suffers from no
+trace of shyness and is perfectly friendly in an instant with any
+one of every class of life, plunging straight into conversation
+with some such remark as &ldquo;Can your Daddy give a
+war-whoop?&rdquo; or &ldquo;Were you ever chased by a
+bear?&rdquo;&nbsp; He is a sunny creature but combative
+sometimes, when he draws down his brows, sets his eyes, his
+chubby cheeks flush, and his lips go back from his almond-white
+teeth.&nbsp; &ldquo;I am Swankie the Berserker,&rdquo; says he,
+quoting out of <!-- page 207--><a name="page207"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 207</span>his favourite &ldquo;Erling the
+Bold,&rdquo; which Daddy reads aloud at bed-time.&nbsp; When he
+is in this fighting mood he can even drive back Laddie, chiefly
+because the elder is far too chivalrous to hurt him.&nbsp; If you
+want to see what Laddie can really do, put the small gloves on
+him and let him go for Daddy.&nbsp; Some of those hurricane
+rallies of his would stop Daddy grinning if they could get home,
+and he has to fall back off his stool in order to get away from
+them.</p>
+<p>If that latent power of Dimples should ever come out, how will
+it be manifest?&nbsp; Surely in his imagination.&nbsp; Tell him a
+story and the boy is lost.&nbsp; He sits with his little round,
+rosy face immovable and fixed, while his eyes never budge from
+those of the speaker.&nbsp; He sucks in everything that is weird
+or adventurous or wild.&nbsp; Laddie is a rather restless soul,
+eager to be up and doing; but Dimples is absorbed in the present
+if there be something worth hearing to be heard.&nbsp; In height
+he is half a head shorter than his brother, but rather more
+sturdy in build.&nbsp; The power of his voice is one of his
+noticeable characteristics.&nbsp; If Dimples is coming you know
+it well in advance.&nbsp; With that physical gift upon the top of
+his audacity, and his loquacity, he fairly takes command of any
+place in which he may find himself, while Laddie, his soul too
+noble for jealousy, becomes one of the laughing and admiring
+audience.</p>
+<p><!-- page 208--><a name="page208"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+208</span>Then there is Baby, a dainty elfin Dresden-china little
+creature of five, as fair as an angel and as deep as a
+well.&nbsp; The boys are but shallow, sparkling pools compared
+with this little girl with her self-repression and dainty
+aloofness.&nbsp; You know the boys, you never feel that you quite
+know the girl.&nbsp; Something very strong and forceful seems to
+be at the back of that wee body.&nbsp; Her will is
+tremendous.&nbsp; Nothing can break or even bend it.&nbsp; Only
+kind guidance and friendly reasoning can mould it.&nbsp; The boys
+are helpless if she has really made up her mind.&nbsp; But this
+is only when she asserts herself, and those are rare
+occasions.&nbsp; As a rule she sits quiet, aloof, affable, keenly
+alive to all that passes and yet taking no part in it save for
+some subtle smile or glance.&nbsp; And then suddenly the
+wonderful grey-blue eyes under the long black lashes will gleam
+like coy diamonds, and such a hearty little chuckle will come
+from her that every one else is bound to laugh out of
+sympathy.&nbsp; She and Dimples are great allies and yet have
+continual lovers&rsquo; quarrels.&nbsp; One night she would not
+even include his name in her prayers.&nbsp; &ldquo;God
+bless&mdash;&rdquo; every one else, but not a word of
+Dimples.&nbsp; &ldquo;Come, come, darling!&rdquo; urged the
+Lady.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, then, God bless horrid Dimples!&rdquo;
+said she at last, after she had named the cat, the goat, her
+dolls, and her Wriggly.</p>
+<p>That is a strange trait, the love for the Wriggly.&nbsp; <!--
+page 209--><a name="page209"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+209</span>It would repay thought from some scientific
+brain.&nbsp; It is an old, faded, disused downy from her
+cot.&nbsp; Yet go where she will, she must take Wriggly with
+her.&nbsp; All her toys put together would not console her for
+the absence of Wriggly.&nbsp; If the family go to the seaside,
+Wriggly must come too.&nbsp; She will not sleep without the
+absurd bundle in her arms.&nbsp; If she goes to a party she
+insists upon dragging its disreputable folds along with her, one
+end always projecting &ldquo;to give it fresh air.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Every phase of childhood represents to the philosopher something
+in the history of the race.&nbsp; From the new-born baby which
+can hang easily by one hand from a broomstick with its legs drawn
+up under it, the whole evolution of mankind is re-enacted.&nbsp;
+You can trace clearly the cave-dweller, the hunter, the
+scout.&nbsp; What, then, does Wriggly represent?&nbsp; Fetish
+worship&mdash;nothing else.&nbsp; The savage chooses some most
+unlikely thing and adores it.&nbsp; This dear little savage
+adores her Wriggly.</p>
+<p>So now we have our three little figures drawn as clearly as a
+clumsy pen can follow such subtle elusive creatures of mood and
+fancy.&nbsp; We will suppose now that it is a summer evening,
+that Daddy is seated smoking in his chair, that the Lady is
+listening somewhere near, and that the three are in a tumbled
+heap upon the bear-skin before the empty fireplace trying to
+puzzle out the little problems of their tiny lives.&nbsp; When
+<!-- page 210--><a name="page210"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+210</span>three children play with a new thought it is like three
+kittens with a ball, one giving it a pat and another a pat, as
+they chase it from point to point.&nbsp; Daddy would interfere as
+little as possible, save when he was called upon to explain or to
+deny.&nbsp; It was usually wiser for him to pretend to be doing
+something else.&nbsp; Then their talk was the more natural.&nbsp;
+On this occasion, however, he was directly appealed to.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy!&rdquo; asked Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, boy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you fink that the roses know us?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Dimples, in spite of his impish naughtiness, had a way of
+looking such a perfectly innocent and delightfully kissable
+little person that one felt he really might be a good deal nearer
+to the sweet secrets of Nature than his elders.&nbsp; However,
+Daddy was in a material mood.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, boy; how could the roses know us?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The big yellow rose at the corner of the gate knows
+<i>me</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do you know that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&rsquo;Cause it nodded to me yesterday.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Laddie roared with laughter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That was just the wind, Dimples.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, it was not,&rdquo; said Dimples, with
+conviction.&nbsp; &ldquo;There was none wind.&nbsp; Baby was
+there.&nbsp; Weren&rsquo;t you, Baby?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The wose knew us,&rdquo; said Baby, gravely.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Beasts know us,&rdquo; said Laddie.&nbsp; &ldquo;But
+them <!-- page 211--><a name="page211"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 211</span>beasts run round and make
+noises.&nbsp; Roses don&rsquo;t make noises.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, they do.&nbsp; They rustle.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Woses wustle,&rdquo; said Baby.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s not a living noise.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s an
+all-the-same noise.&nbsp; Different to Roy, who barks and makes
+different noises all the time.&nbsp; Fancy the roses all
+barkin&rsquo; at you.&nbsp; Daddy, will you tell us about
+animals?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>That is one of the child stages which takes us back to the old
+tribe life&mdash;their inexhaustible interest in animals, some
+distant echo of those long nights when wild men sat round the
+fires and peered out into the darkness, and whispered about all
+the strange and deadly creatures who fought with them for the
+lordship of the earth.&nbsp; Children love caves, and they love
+fires and meals out of doors, and they love animal talk&mdash;all
+relics of the far distant past.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is the biggest animal in South America,
+Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy, wearily: &ldquo;Oh, I don&rsquo;t know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I s&rsquo;pose an elephant would be the
+biggest?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, boy; there are none in South America.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then, a rhinoceros?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, there are none.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, what is there, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, dear, there are jaguars.&nbsp; I suppose a jaguar
+is the biggest.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then it must be thirty-six feet long.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 212--><a name="page212"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+212</span>&ldquo;Oh, no, boy; about eight or nine feet with his
+tail.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But there are boa-constrictors in South America
+thirty-six feet long.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s different.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you fink,&rdquo; asked Dimples, with his big,
+solemn, grey eyes wide open, &ldquo;there was ever a
+boa-&rsquo;strictor forty-five feet long?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, dear; I never heard of one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps there was one, but you never heard of it.&nbsp;
+Do you fink you would have heard of a boa-&rsquo;strictor
+forty-five feet long if there was one in South
+America?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, there may have been one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy,&rdquo; said Laddie, carrying on the
+cross-examination with the intense earnestness of a child,
+&ldquo;could a boa-constrictor swallow any small
+animal?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, of course he could.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Could he swallow a jaguar?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t know about that.&nbsp; A jaguar is
+a very large animal.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; asked Dimples, &ldquo;could a jaguar
+swallow a boa-&rsquo;strictor?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Silly ass,&rdquo; said Laddie.&nbsp; &ldquo;If a jaguar
+was only nine feet long and the boa-constrictor was thirty-five
+feet long, then there would be a lot sticking out of the
+jaguar&rsquo;s mouth.&nbsp; How could he swallow that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;d bite it off,&rdquo; said Dimples.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And then <!-- page 213--><a name="page213"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 213</span>another slice for supper and another
+for breakfast&mdash;but, I say, Daddy, a &rsquo;stricter
+couldn&rsquo;t swallow a porkpine, could he?&nbsp; He would have
+a sore throat all the way down.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Shrieks of laughter and a welcome rest for Daddy, who turned
+to his paper.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He put down his paper with an air of conscious virtue and lit
+his pipe.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, dear?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the biggest snake you ever saw?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, bother the snakes!&nbsp; I am tired of
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But the children were never tired of them.&nbsp; Heredity
+again, for the snake was the worst enemy of arboreal man.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy made soup out of a snake,&rdquo; said
+Laddie.&nbsp; &ldquo;Tell us about that snake, Daddy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Children like a story best the fourth or fifth time, so it is
+never any use to tell them that they know all about it.&nbsp; The
+story which they can check and correct is their favourite.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, dear, we got a viper and we killed it.&nbsp; Then
+we wanted the skeleton to keep and we didn&rsquo;t know how to
+get it.&nbsp; At first we thought we would bury it, but that
+seemed too slow.&nbsp; Then I had the idea to boil all the
+viper&rsquo;s flesh off its bones, and I got an old meat-tin and
+we put the viper and some water into it and put it above the
+fire.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You hung it on a hook, Daddy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 214--><a name="page214"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+214</span>&ldquo;Yes, we hung it on the hook that they put the
+porridge pot on in Scotland.&nbsp; Then just as it was turning
+brown in came the farmer&rsquo;s wife, and ran up to see what we
+were cooking.&nbsp; When she saw the viper she thought we were
+going to eat it.&nbsp; &lsquo;Oh, you dirty divils!&rsquo; she
+cried, and caught up the tin in her apron and threw it out of the
+window.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Fresh shrieks of laughter from the children, and Dimples
+repeated &ldquo;You dirty divil!&rdquo; until Daddy had to clump
+him playfully on the head.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tell us some more about snakes,&rdquo; cried
+Laddie.&nbsp; &ldquo;Did you ever see a really dreadful
+snake?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One that would turn you black and dead you in five
+minutes?&rdquo; said Dimples.&nbsp; It was always the most awful
+thing that appealed to Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I have seen some beastly creatures.&nbsp; Once in
+the Sudan I was dozing on the sand when I opened my eyes and
+there was a horrid creature like a big slug with horns, short and
+thick, about a foot long, moving away in front of me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What was it, Daddy?&rdquo;&nbsp; Six eager eyes were
+turned up to him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was a death-adder.&nbsp; I expect that would dead
+you in five minutes, Dimples, if it got a bite at you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you kill it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; it was gone before I could get to it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 215--><a name="page215"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+215</span>&ldquo;Which is the horridest, Daddy&mdash;a snake or a
+shark?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not very fond of either!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you ever see a man eaten by sharks?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, dear, but I was not so far off being eaten
+myself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo; from all three of them.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I did a silly thing, for I swam round the ship in water
+where there are many sharks.&nbsp; As I was drying myself on the
+deck I saw the high fin of a shark above the water a little way
+off.&nbsp; It had heard the splashing and come up to look for
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Weren&rsquo;t you frightened, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes.&nbsp; It made me feel rather cold.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+There was silence while Daddy saw once more the golden sand of
+the African beach and the snow-white roaring surf, with the long,
+smooth swell of the bar.</p>
+<p>Children don&rsquo;t like silences.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy,&rdquo; said Laddie.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do zebus
+bite?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Zebus!&nbsp; Why, they are cows.&nbsp; No, of course
+not.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But a zebu could butt with its horns.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, yes, it could butt.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you think a zebu could fight a crocodile?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I should back the crocodile.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, dear, the crocodile has great teeth and would eat
+the zebu.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 216--><a name="page216"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+216</span>&ldquo;But suppose the zebu came up when the crocodile
+was not looking and butted it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, that would be one up for the zebu.&nbsp; But one
+butt wouldn&rsquo;t hurt a crocodile.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, one wouldn&rsquo;t, would it?&nbsp; But the zebu
+would keep on.&nbsp; Crocodiles live on sand-banks, don&rsquo;t
+they?&nbsp; Well, then, the zebu would come and live near the
+sandbank too&mdash;just so far as the crocodile would never see
+him.&nbsp; Then every time the crocodile wasn&rsquo;t looking the
+zebu would butt him.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you think he would beat
+the crocodile?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, perhaps he would.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How long do you think it would take the zebu to beat
+the crocodile?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it would depend upon how often he got in his
+butt.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, suppose he butted him once every three hours,
+don&rsquo;t you think&mdash;?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, bother the zebu!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s what the crocodile would say,&rdquo; cried
+Laddie, clapping his hands.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I agree with the crocodile,&rdquo; said
+Daddy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And it&rsquo;s time all good children were in
+bed,&rdquo; said the Lady as the glimmer of the nurse&rsquo;s
+apron was seen in the gloom.</p>
+<h3>II&mdash;ABOUT CRICKET</h3>
+<p>Supper was going on down below and all good children should
+have been long ago in the land <!-- page 217--><a
+name="page217"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 217</span>of
+dreams.&nbsp; Yet a curious noise came from above.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What on earth&mdash;?&rdquo; asked Daddy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Laddie practising cricket,&rdquo; said the Lady, with
+the curious clairvoyance of motherhood.&nbsp; &ldquo;He gets out
+of bed to bowl.&nbsp; I do wish you would go up and speak
+seriously to him about it, for it takes quite an hour off his
+rest.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy departed upon his mission intending to be gruff, and my
+word, he can be quite gruff when he likes!&nbsp; When he reached
+the top of the stairs, however, and heard the noise still
+continue, he walked softly down the landing and peeped in through
+the half-opened door.</p>
+<p>The room was dark save for a night-light.&nbsp; In the dim
+glimmer he saw a little white-clad figure, slight and supple,
+taking short steps and swinging its arm in the middle of the
+room.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Halloa!&rdquo; said Daddy.</p>
+<p>The white-clad figure turned and ran forward to him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, Daddy, how jolly of you to come up!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy felt that gruffness was not quite so easy as it had
+seemed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here!&nbsp; You get into bed!&rdquo; he said, with
+the best imitation he could manage.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, Daddy.&nbsp; But before I go, how is
+this?&rdquo;&nbsp; He sprang forward and the arm swung round
+again in a swift and graceful gesture.</p>
+<p><!-- page 218--><a name="page218"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+218</span>Daddy was a moth-eaten cricketer of sorts, and he took
+it in with a critical eye.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good, Laddie.&nbsp; I like a high action.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s the real Spofforth swing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, Daddy, come and talk about cricket!&rdquo;&nbsp; He
+was pulled on the side of the bed, and the white figure dived
+between the sheets.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes; tell us about cwicket!&rdquo; came a cooing voice
+from the corner.&nbsp; Dimples was sitting up in his cot.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You naughty boy!&nbsp; I thought one of you was asleep,
+anyhow.&nbsp; I mustn&rsquo;t stay.&nbsp; I keep you
+awake.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who was Popoff?&rdquo; cried Laddie, clutching at his
+father&rsquo;s sleeve.&nbsp; &ldquo;Was he a very good
+bowler?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Spofforth was the best bowler that ever walked on to a
+cricket-field.&nbsp; He was the great Australian Bowler and he
+taught us a great deal.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did he ever kill a dog?&rdquo; from Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, boy.&nbsp; Why?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because Laddie said there was a bowler so fast that his
+ball went frue a coat and killed a dog.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, that&rsquo;s an old yarn.&nbsp; I heard that when I
+was a little boy about some bowler whose name, I think, was
+Jackson.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Was it a big dog?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no, son; it wasn&rsquo;t a dog at all.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 219--><a name="page219"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+219</span>&ldquo;It was a cat,&rdquo; said Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; I tell you it never happened.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But tell us about Spofforth,&rdquo; cried Laddie.&nbsp;
+Dimples, with his imaginative mind, usually wandered, while the
+elder came eagerly back to the point.&nbsp; &ldquo;Was he very
+fast?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He could be very fast.&nbsp; I have heard cricketers
+who had played against him say that his yorker&mdash;that is a
+ball which is just short of a full pitch&mdash;was the fastest
+ball in England.&nbsp; I have myself seen his long arm swing
+round and the wicket go down before ever the batsman had time to
+ground his bat.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo; from both beds.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He was a tall, thin man, and they called him the
+Fiend.&nbsp; That means the Devil, you know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And <i>was</i> he the Devil?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, Dimples, no.&nbsp; They called him that because he
+did such wonderful things with the ball.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Can the Devil do wonderful things with a
+ball?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy felt that he was propagating devil-worship and hastened
+to get to safer ground.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Spofforth taught us how to bowl and Blackham taught us
+how to keep wicket.&nbsp; When I was young we always had another
+fielder, called the long-stop, who stood behind the
+wicket-keeper.&nbsp; I used to be a thick, solid boy, so <!--
+page 220--><a name="page220"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+220</span>they put me as long-stop, and the balls used to bounce
+off me, I remember, as if I had been a mattress.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Delighted laughter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But after Blackham came wicket-keepers had to learn
+that they were there to stop the ball.&nbsp; Even in good
+second-class cricket there were no more long-stops.&nbsp; We soon
+found plenty of good wicket-keeps&mdash;like Alfred Lyttelton and
+MacGregor&mdash;but it was Blackham who showed us how.&nbsp; To
+see Spofforth, all india-rubber and ginger, at one end bowling,
+and Blackham, with his black beard over the bails waiting for the
+ball at the other end, was worth living for, I can tell
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Silence while the boys pondered over this.&nbsp; But Laddie
+feared Daddy would go, so he quickly got in a question.&nbsp; If
+Daddy&rsquo;s memory could only be kept going there was no saying
+how long they might keep him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Was there no good bowler until Spofforth
+came?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, plenty, my boy.&nbsp; But he brought something new
+with him.&nbsp; Especially change of pace&mdash;you could never
+tell by his action up to the last moment whether you were going
+to get a ball like a flash of lightning, or one that came slow
+but full of devil and spin.&nbsp; But for mere command of the
+pitch of a ball I should think Alfred Shaw, of Nottingham, was
+the greatest bowler <!-- page 221--><a name="page221"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 221</span>I can remember.&nbsp; It was said
+that he could pitch a ball twice in three times upon a
+half-crown!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo;&nbsp; And then from Dimples:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whose half-crown?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, anybody&rsquo;s half-crown.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did he get the half-crown?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no; why should he?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because he put the ball on it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The half-crown was kept there always for people to aim
+at,&rdquo; explained Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no, there never was a half-crown.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Murmurs of remonstrance from both boys.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I only meant that he could pitch the ball on
+anything&mdash;a half-crown or anything else.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy,&rdquo; with the energy of one who has a happy
+idea, &ldquo;could he have pitched it on the batsman&rsquo;s
+toe?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, boy, I think so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then, suppose he <i>always</i> pitched it on the
+batsman&rsquo;s toe!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy laughed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps that is why dear old W. G. always stood with
+his left toe cocked up in the air.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On one leg?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no, Dimples.&nbsp; With his heel down and his toe
+up.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you know W. G., Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, yes, I knew him quite well.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Was he nice?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 222--><a name="page222"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+222</span>&ldquo;Yes, he was splendid.&nbsp; He was always like a
+great jolly schoolboy who was hiding behind a huge black
+beard.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whose beard?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I meant that he had a great bushy beard.&nbsp; He
+looked like the pirate chief in your picture-books, but he had as
+kind a heart as a child.&nbsp; I have been told that it was the
+terrible things in this war that really killed him.&nbsp; Grand
+old W. G.!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Was he the best bat in the world, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course he was,&rdquo; said Daddy, beginning to
+enthuse to the delight of the clever little plotter in the
+bed.&nbsp; &ldquo;There never was such a bat&mdash;never in the
+world&mdash;and I don&rsquo;t believe there ever could be
+again.&nbsp; He didn&rsquo;t play on smooth wickets, as they do
+now.&nbsp; He played where the wickets were all patchy, and you
+had to watch the ball right on to the bat.&nbsp; You
+couldn&rsquo;t look at it before it hit the ground and think,
+&lsquo;That&rsquo;s all right.&nbsp; I know where that one will
+be!&rsquo;&nbsp; My word, that was cricket.&nbsp; What you got
+you earned.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you ever see W. G. make a hundred,
+Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;See him!&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve fielded out for him and
+melted on a hot August day while he made a hundred and
+fifty.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a pound or two of your Daddy somewhere
+on that field yet.&nbsp; But I loved to see it, and I was always
+sorry when he got out <!-- page 223--><a name="page223"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 223</span>for nothing, even if I were playing
+against him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did he ever get out for nothing?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear; the first time I ever played in his company
+he was given out leg-before-wicket before he made a run.&nbsp;
+And all the way to the pavilion&mdash;that&rsquo;s where people
+go when they are out&mdash;he was walking forward, but his big
+black beard was backward over his shoulder as he told the umpire
+what he thought.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And what <i>did</i> he think?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;More than I can tell you, Dimples.&nbsp; But I dare say
+he was right to be annoyed, for it was a left-handed bowler,
+bowling round the wicket, and it is very hard to get leg-before
+to that.&nbsp; However, that&rsquo;s all Greek to you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s Gweek?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I mean you can&rsquo;t understand that.&nbsp; Now
+I am going.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no, Daddy; wait a moment!&nbsp; Tell us about
+Bonner and the big catch.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, you know about that!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Two little coaxing voices came out of the darkness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, please!&nbsp; Please!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what your mother will say!&nbsp;
+What was it you asked?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bonner!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, Bonner!&rdquo;&nbsp; Daddy looked out in the gloom
+and saw green fields and golden sunlight, <!-- page 224--><a
+name="page224"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 224</span>and great
+sportsmen long gone to their rest.&nbsp; &ldquo;Bonner was a
+wonderful man.&nbsp; He was a giant in size.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As big as you, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy seized his elder boy and shook him playfully.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I heard what you said to Miss Cregan the other day.&nbsp;
+When she asked you what an acre was you said &lsquo;About the
+size of Daddy.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Both boys gurgled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But Bonner was five inches taller than I.&nbsp; He was
+a giant, I tell you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did nobody kill him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no, Dimples.&nbsp; Not a story-book giant.&nbsp;
+But a great, strong man.&nbsp; He had a splendid figure and blue
+eyes and a golden beard, and altogether he was the finest man I
+have ever seen&mdash;except perhaps one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who was the one, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it was the Emperor Frederick of
+Germany.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A Jarman!&rdquo; cried Dimples, in horror.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, a German.&nbsp; Mind you, boys, a man may be a
+very noble man and be a German&mdash;though what has become of
+the noble ones these last three years is more than I can
+guess.&nbsp; But Frederick was noble and good, as you could see
+on his face.&nbsp; How he ever came to be the father of such a
+blasphemous braggart&rdquo;&mdash;Daddy sank into reverie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bonner, Daddy!&rdquo; said Laddie, and Daddy came back
+from politics with a start.</p>
+<p><!-- page 225--><a name="page225"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+225</span>&ldquo;Oh, yes, Bonner.&nbsp; Bonner in white flannels
+on the green sward with an English June sun upon him.&nbsp; That
+was a picture of a man!&nbsp; But you asked me about the
+catch.&nbsp; It was in a test match at the Oval&mdash;England
+against Australia.&nbsp; Bonner said before he went in that he
+would hit Alfred Shaw into the next county, and he set out to do
+it.&nbsp; Shaw, as I have told you, could keep a very good
+length, so for some time Bonner could not get the ball he wanted,
+but at last he saw his chance, and he jumped out and hit that
+ball the most awful ker-wallop that ever was seen in a
+cricket-field.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo; from both boys: and then, &ldquo;Did it go
+into the next county, Daddy?&rdquo; from Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m telling you!&rdquo; said Daddy, who was
+always testy when one of his stories was interrupted.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Bonner thought he had made the ball a
+half-volley&mdash;that is the best ball to hit&mdash;but Shaw had
+deceived him and the ball was really on the short side.&nbsp; So
+when Bonner hit it, up and up it went, until it looked as if it
+were going out of sight into the sky.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At first everybody thought it was going far outside the
+ground.&nbsp; But soon they saw that all the giant&rsquo;s
+strength had been wasted in hitting the ball so high, and that
+there was a chance that it would fall within the ropes.&nbsp; The
+batsmen had run three runs and it was still in the air.&nbsp;
+Then it <!-- page 226--><a name="page226"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 226</span>was seen that an English fielder was
+standing on the very edge of the field with his back on the
+ropes, a white figure against the black line of the people.&nbsp;
+He stood watching the mighty curve of the ball, and twice he
+raised his hands together above his head as he did so.&nbsp; Then
+a third time he raised his hands above his head, and the ball was
+in them and Bonner was out.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why did he raise his hands twice?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; He did so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And who was the fielder, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The fielder was G. F. Grace, the younger brother of W.
+G.&nbsp; Only a few months afterwards he was a dead man.&nbsp;
+But he had one grand moment in his life, with twenty thousand
+people all just mad with excitement.&nbsp; Poor G. F.!&nbsp; He
+died too soon.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you ever catch a catch like that, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, boy.&nbsp; I was never a particularly good
+fielder.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you never catch a good catch?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I won&rsquo;t say that.&nbsp; You see, the best
+catches are very often flukes, and I remember one awful fluke of
+that sort.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do tell us, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, dear, I was fielding at slip.&nbsp; That is very
+near the wicket, you know.&nbsp; Woodcock was bowling, and he had
+the name of being the fastest bowler of England at that
+time.&nbsp; It was just the beginning of the match and the ball
+was quite <!-- page 227--><a name="page227"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 227</span>red.&nbsp; Suddenly I saw something
+like a red flash and there was the ball stuck in my left
+hand.&nbsp; I had not time to move it.&nbsp; It simply came and
+stuck.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I saw another catch like that.&nbsp; It was done by
+Ulyett, a fine Yorkshire player&mdash;such a big, upstanding
+fellow.&nbsp; He was bowling, and the batsman&mdash;it was an
+Australian in a test match&mdash;hit as hard as ever he
+could.&nbsp; Ulyett could not have seen it, but he just stuck out
+his hand and there was the ball.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Suppose it had hit his body?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, it would have hurt him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Would he have cried?&rdquo; from Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, boy.&nbsp; That is what games are for, to teach you
+to take a knock and never show it.&nbsp; Supposing
+that&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A step was heard coming along the passage.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good gracious, boys, here&rsquo;s Mumty.&nbsp; Shut
+your eyes this moment.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all right, dear.&nbsp; I
+spoke to them very severely and I think they are nearly
+asleep.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What have you been talking about?&rdquo; asked the
+Lady.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Cwicket!&rdquo; cried Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s natural enough,&rdquo; said Daddy; &ldquo;of
+course when two boys&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Three,&rdquo; said the Lady, as she tucked up the
+little beds.</p>
+<h3><!-- page 228--><a name="page228"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 228</span>III&mdash;SPECULATIONS</h3>
+<p>The three children were sitting together in a bunch upon the
+rug in the gloaming.&nbsp; Baby was talking so Daddy behind his
+newspaper pricked up his ears, for the young lady was silent as a
+rule, and every glimpse of her little mind was of interest.&nbsp;
+She was nursing the disreputable little downy quilt which she
+called Wriggly and much preferred to any of her dolls.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wonder if they will let Wriggly into heaven,&rdquo;
+she said.</p>
+<p>The boys laughed.&nbsp; They generally laughed at what Baby
+said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If they won&rsquo;t I won&rsquo;t go in, either,&rdquo;
+she added.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nor me, neither, if they don&rsquo;t let in my
+Teddy-bear,&rdquo; said Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll tell them it is a nice, clean, blue
+Wriggly,&rdquo; said Baby.&nbsp; &ldquo;I love my
+Wriggly.&rdquo;&nbsp; She cooed over it and hugged it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What about that, Daddy?&rdquo; asked Laddie, in his
+earnest fashion.&nbsp; &ldquo;Are there toys in heaven, do you
+think?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course there are.&nbsp; Everything that can make
+children happy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As many toys as in Hamley&rsquo;s shop?&rdquo; asked
+Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;More,&rdquo; said Daddy, stoutly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo; from all three.</p>
+<p><!-- page 229--><a name="page229"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+229</span>&ldquo;Daddy, dear,&rdquo; said Laddie.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been wondering about the deluge.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear.&nbsp; What was it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, the story about the Ark.&nbsp; All those animals
+were in the Ark, just two of each, for forty days.&nbsp;
+Wasn&rsquo;t that so?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That is the story.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then, what did the carnivorous animals
+eat?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>One should be honest with children and not put them off with
+ridiculous explanations.&nbsp; Their questions about such matters
+are generally much more sensible than their parents&rsquo;
+replies.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, dear,&rdquo; said Daddy, weighing his words,
+&ldquo;these stories are very, very old.&nbsp; The Jews put them
+in the Bible, but they got them from the people in Babylon, and
+the people in Babylon probably got them from some one else away
+back in the beginning of things.&nbsp; If a story gets passed
+down like that, one person adds a little and another adds a
+little, and so you never get things quite as they happened.&nbsp;
+The Jews put it in the Bible exactly as they heard it, but it had
+been going about for thousands of years before then.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So it was not true?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I think it was true.&nbsp; I think there was a
+great flood, and I think that some people did escape, and that
+they saved their beasts, just as we should try to save Nigger and
+the Monkstown cocks and hens if we were flooded <!-- page
+230--><a name="page230"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+230</span>out.&nbsp; Then they were able to start again when the
+waters went down, and they were naturally very grateful to God
+for their escape.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What did the people who didn&rsquo;t escape think about
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, we can&rsquo;t tell that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They wouldn&rsquo;t be very grateful, would
+they?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Their time was come,&rdquo; said Daddy, who was a bit
+of a Fatalist.&nbsp; &ldquo;I expect it was the best
+thing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was jolly hard luck on Noah being swallowed by a
+fish after all his trouble,&rdquo; said Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Silly ass!&nbsp; It was Jonah that was swallowed.&nbsp;
+Was it a whale, Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A whale!&nbsp; Why, a whale couldn&rsquo;t swallow a
+herring!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A shark, then?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, there again you have an old story which has got
+twisted and turned a good deal.&nbsp; No doubt he was a holy man
+who had some great escape at sea, and then the sailors and others
+who admired him invented this wonder.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy,&rdquo; said Dimples, suddenly, &ldquo;should we
+do just the same as Jesus did?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear; He was the noblest Person that ever
+lived.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, did Jesus lie down every day from twelve to
+one?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know that He did.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 231--><a name="page231"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+231</span>&ldquo;Well, then, I won&rsquo;t lie down from twelve
+to one.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If Jesus had been a growing boy and had been ordered to
+lie down by His Mumty and the doctor, I am sure He would have
+done so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did He take malt extract?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He did what He was told, my son&mdash;I am sure of
+that.&nbsp; He was a good man, so He must have been a good
+boy&mdash;perfect in all He did.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Baby saw God yesterday,&rdquo; remarked Laddie,
+casually.</p>
+<p>Daddy dropped his paper.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, we made up our minds we would all lie on our backs
+and stare at the sky until we saw God.&nbsp; So we put the big
+rug on the lawn and then we all lay down side by side, and stared
+and stared.&nbsp; I saw nothing, and Dimples saw nothing, but
+Baby says she saw God.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Baby nodded in her wise way.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I saw Him,&rdquo; she said.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What was He like, then?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, just God.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She would say no more, but hugged her Wriggly.</p>
+<p>The Lady had entered and listened with some trepidation to the
+frank audacity of the children&rsquo;s views.&nbsp; Yet the very
+essence of faith was in that audacity.&nbsp; It was all so
+unquestionably real.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Which is strongest, Daddy, God or the
+Devil?&rdquo;&nbsp; It was Laddie who was speculating now.</p>
+<p><!-- page 232--><a name="page232"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+232</span>&ldquo;Why, God rules everything, of course.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then why doesn&rsquo;t He kill the Devil?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And scalp him?&rdquo; added Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That would stop all trouble, wouldn&rsquo;t it,
+Daddy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Poor Daddy was rather floored.&nbsp; The Lady came to his
+help.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If everything was good and easy in this world, then
+there would be nothing to fight against, and so, Laddie, our
+characters would never improve.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It would be like a football match with all the players
+on one side,&rdquo; said Daddy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If there was nothing bad, then, nothing would be good,
+for you would have nothing to compare by,&rdquo; added the
+Lady.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; said Laddie, with the remorseless
+logic of childhood, &ldquo;if that is so, then the Devil is very
+useful; so he can&rsquo;t be so very bad, after all.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t see that,&rdquo; Daddy
+answered.&nbsp; &ldquo;Our Army can only show how brave it is by
+fighting the German Emperor, but that does not prove that the
+German Emperor is a very nice person, does it now?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Besides,&rdquo; Daddy continued, improving the
+occasion, &ldquo;you must not think of the Devil as a
+person.&nbsp; You must think of all the mean things one could do,
+and all the dirty things, and all the cruel things, and that is
+really the <!-- page 233--><a name="page233"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 233</span>Devil you are fighting
+against.&nbsp; You couldn&rsquo;t call them useful, could
+you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The children thought over this for a little.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy,&rdquo; said Laddie, &ldquo;have <i>you</i> ever
+seen God?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, my boy.&nbsp; But I see His works.&nbsp; I expect
+that is as near as we can get in this world.&nbsp; Look at all
+the stars at night, and think of the Power that made them and
+keeps each in its proper place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He couldn&rsquo;t keep the shooting stars in their
+proper place,&rdquo; said Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I expect He meant them to shoot,&rdquo; said
+Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Suppose they all shot, what jolly nights we should
+have!&rdquo; cried Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Laddie; &ldquo;but after one night
+they would all have gone, and a nice thing then!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, there&rsquo;s always the moon,&rdquo; remarked
+Dimples.&nbsp; &ldquo;But, Daddy, is it true that God listens to
+all we say?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know about that,&rdquo; Daddy answered,
+cautiously.&nbsp; You never know into what trap those quick
+little wits may lead you.&nbsp; The Lady was more rash, or more
+orthodox.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear, He does hear all you say.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is He listenin&rsquo; now?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I call it vewy rude of Him!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy smiled, and the Lady gasped.</p>
+<p><!-- page 234--><a name="page234"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+234</span>&ldquo;It isn&rsquo;t rude,&rdquo; said Laddie.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It is His duty, and He <i>has</i> to notice what you are
+doing and saying.&nbsp; Daddy, did you ever see a
+fairy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, boy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I saw one once.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Laddie is the very soul of truth, quite painfully truthful in
+details, so that his quiet remark caused attention.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tell us about it, dear.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He described it with as little emotion as if it were a Persian
+cat.&nbsp; Perhaps his perfect faith had indeed opened something
+to his vision.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It was in the day nursery.&nbsp; There was a stool by
+the window.&nbsp; The fairy jumped on the stool and then down,
+and went across the room.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What was it dressed like?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All in grey, with a long cloak.&nbsp; It was about as
+big as Baby&rsquo;s doll.&nbsp; I could not see its arms, for
+they were under the cloak.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did he look at you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, he was sideways, and I never really saw his
+face.&nbsp; He had a little cap.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the only
+fairy I ever saw.&nbsp; Of course, there was Father Christmas, if
+you call him a fairy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy, was Father Christmas killed in the
+war?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, boy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Because he has never come since the war began.&nbsp; I
+expect he is fightin&rsquo; the Jarmans.&rdquo;&nbsp; It was
+Dimples who was talking.</p>
+<p><!-- page 235--><a name="page235"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+235</span>&ldquo;Last time he came,&rdquo; said Laddie,
+&ldquo;Daddy said one of his reindeers had hurt its leg in the
+ruts of the Monkstown Lane.&nbsp; Perhaps that&rsquo;s why he
+never comes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;ll come all right after the war,&rdquo; said
+Daddy, &ldquo;and he&rsquo;ll be redder and whiter and jollier
+than ever.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then Daddy clouded suddenly, for he
+thought of all those who would be missing when Father Christmas
+came again.&nbsp; Ten loved ones were dead from that one
+household.&nbsp; The Lady put out her hand, for she always knew
+what Daddy was thinking.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They will be there in spirit, dear.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, and the jolliest of the lot,&rdquo; said Daddy,
+stoutly.&nbsp; &ldquo;We&rsquo;ll have our Father Christmas back
+and all will be well in England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But what do they do in India?&rdquo; asked Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, what&rsquo;s wrong with them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How do the sledge and the reindeer get across the
+sea?&nbsp; All the parcels must get wet.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, dear, there <i>have</i> been several
+complaints,&rdquo; said Daddy, gravely.&nbsp; &ldquo;Halloa,
+here&rsquo;s nurse!&nbsp; Time&rsquo;s up!&nbsp; Off to
+bed!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>They got up resignedly, for they were really very good
+children.&nbsp; &ldquo;Say your prayers here before you
+go,&rdquo; said the Lady.&nbsp; The three little figures all
+knelt on the rug, Baby still cuddling her Wriggly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You pray, Laddie, and the rest can join in.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 236--><a name="page236"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+236</span>&ldquo;God bless every one I love,&rdquo; said the
+high, clear child-voice.&nbsp; &ldquo;And make me a good boy, and
+thank You so much for all the blessings of to-day.&nbsp; And
+please take care of Alleyne, who is fighting the Germans, and
+Uncle Cosmo, who is fighting the Germans, and Uncle Woodie, who
+is fighting the Germans, and all the others who are fighting the
+Germans, and the men on the ships on the sea, and Grandma and
+Grandpa, and Uncle Pat, and don&rsquo;t ever let Daddy and Mumty
+die.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s all.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And please send plenty sugar for the poor
+people,&rdquo; said Baby, in her unexpected way.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And a little petrol for Daddy,&rdquo; said Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Amen!&rdquo; said Daddy.&nbsp; And the little figures
+rose for the good-night kiss.</p>
+<h3>IV&mdash;THE LEATHERSKIN TRIBE</h3>
+<p>&ldquo;Daddy!&rdquo; said the elder boy.&nbsp; &ldquo;Have you
+seen wild Indians?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, boy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you ever scalped one?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good gracious, no.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Has one ever scalped you?&rdquo; asked Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Silly!&rdquo; said Laddie.&nbsp; &ldquo;If Daddy had
+been scalped he wouldn&rsquo;t have all that hair on his
+head&mdash;unless perhaps it grew again!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He has none hair on the very top,&rdquo; said Dimples,
+hovering over the low chair in which Daddy was sitting.</p>
+<p><!-- page 237--><a name="page237"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+237</span>&ldquo;They didn&rsquo;t scalp you, did they,
+Daddy?&rdquo; asked Laddie, with some anxiety.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I expect Nature will scalp me some of these
+days.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Both boys were keenly interested.&nbsp; Nature presented
+itself as some rival chief.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When?&rdquo; asked Dimples, eagerly, with the evident
+intention of being present.</p>
+<p>Daddy passed his fingers ruefully through his thinning
+locks.&nbsp; &ldquo;Pretty soon, I expect,&rdquo; said he.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oo!&rdquo; said the three children.&nbsp; Laddie was
+resentful and defiant, but the two younger ones were obviously
+delighted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But I say, Daddy, you said we should have an Indian
+game after tea.&nbsp; You said it when you wanted us to be so
+quiet after breakfast.&nbsp; You promised, you know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It doesn&rsquo;t do to break a promise to children.&nbsp;
+Daddy rose somewhat wearily from his comfortable chair and put
+his pipe on the mantelpiece.&nbsp; First he held a conference in
+secret with Uncle Pat, the most ingenious of playmates.&nbsp;
+Then he returned to the children.&nbsp; &ldquo;Collect the
+tribe,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;There is a Council in a
+quarter of an hour in the big room.&nbsp; Put on your Indian
+dresses and arm yourselves.&nbsp; The great Chief will be
+there!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sure enough when he entered the big room a quarter of an hour
+later the tribe of the Leatherskins had assembled.&nbsp; There
+were four of them, <!-- page 238--><a name="page238"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 238</span>for little rosy Cousin John from
+next door always came in for an Indian game.&nbsp; They had all
+Indian dresses with high feathers and wooden clubs or
+tomahawks.&nbsp; Daddy was in his usual untidy tweeds, but
+carried a rifle.&nbsp; He was very serious when he entered the
+room, for one should be very serious in a real good Indian
+game.&nbsp; Then he raised his rifle slowly over his head in
+greeting and the four childish voices rang out in the
+war-cry.&nbsp; It was a prolonged wolfish howl which Dimples had
+been known to offer to teach elderly ladies in hotel
+corridors.&nbsp; &ldquo;You can&rsquo;t be in our tribe without
+it, you know.&nbsp; There is none body about.&nbsp; Now just try
+once if you can do it.&rdquo;&nbsp; At this moment there are
+half-a-dozen elderly people wandering about England who have been
+made children once more by Laddie and Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hail to the tribe!&rdquo; cried Daddy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hail, Chief!&rdquo; answered the voices.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Red Buffalo!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here!&rdquo; cried Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Black Bear!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here!&rdquo; cried Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;White Butterfly!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Go on, you silly squaw!&rdquo; growled Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here,&rdquo; said Baby.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Prairie Wolf!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here,&rdquo; said little four-year-old John.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The muster is complete.&nbsp; Make a circle <!-- page
+239--><a name="page239"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+239</span>round the camp-fire and we shall drink the firewater of
+the Palefaces and smoke the pipe of peace.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>That was a fearsome joy.&nbsp; The fire-water was ginger-ale
+drunk out of the bottle, which was gravely passed from hand to
+hand.&nbsp; At no other time had they ever drunk like that, and
+it made an occasion of it which was increased by the owlish
+gravity of Daddy.&nbsp; Then he lit his pipe and it was passed
+also from one tiny hand to another, Laddie taking a hearty suck
+at it, which set him coughing, while Baby only touched the end of
+the amber with her little pink lips.&nbsp; There was dead silence
+until it had gone round and returned to its owner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Warriors of the Leatherskins, why have we come
+here?&rdquo; asked Daddy, fingering his rifle.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Humpty Dumpty,&rdquo; said little John, and the
+children all began to laugh, but the portentous gravity of Daddy
+brought them back to the warrior mood.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Prairie Wolf has spoken truly,&rdquo; said
+Daddy.&nbsp; &ldquo;A wicked Paleface called Humpty Dumpty has
+taken the prairies which once belonged to the Leatherskins and is
+now camped upon them and hunting our buffaloes.&nbsp; What shall
+be his fate?&nbsp; Let each warrior speak in turn.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Tell him he has jolly well got to clear out,&rdquo;
+said Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s not Indian talk,&rdquo; cried Dimples,
+<!-- page 240--><a name="page240"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+240</span>with all his soul in the game.&nbsp; &ldquo;Kill him,
+great Chief&mdash;him and his squaw, too.&rdquo;&nbsp; The two
+younger warriors merely laughed and little John repeated
+&ldquo;Humpty Dumpty!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Quite right!&nbsp; Remember the villain&rsquo;s
+name!&rdquo; said Daddy.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now, then, the whole tribe
+follows me on the war-trail and we shall teach this Paleface to
+shoot our buffaloes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Look here, we don&rsquo;t want squaws,&rdquo; cried
+Dimples, as Baby toddled at the rear of the procession.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You stay in the wigwam and cook.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A piteous cry greeted the suggestion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The White Butterfly will come with us and bind up the
+wounds,&rdquo; said Daddy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The squaws are jolly good as torturers,&rdquo; remarked
+Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Really, Daddy, this strikes me as a most immoral
+game,&rdquo; said the Lady, who had been a sympathetic spectator
+from a corner, doubtful of the ginger-ale, horrified at the pipe,
+and delighted at the complete absorption of the children.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Rather!&rdquo; said the great Chief, with a sad relapse
+into the normal.&nbsp; &ldquo;I suppose that is why they love it
+so.&nbsp; Now, then, warriors, we go forth on the
+war-trail.&nbsp; One whoop all together before we start.&nbsp;
+Capital!&nbsp; Follow me, now, one behind the other.&nbsp; Not a
+sound!&nbsp; If one gets separated from the others let him give
+the cry of a night owl and the others will answer with the squeak
+of the prairie lizard.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 241--><a name="page241"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+241</span>&ldquo;What sort of a squeak, please?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, any old squeak will do.&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t
+walk.&nbsp; Indians trot on the war-path.&nbsp; If you see any
+man hiding in a bush kill him at once, but don&rsquo;t stop to
+scalp him&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Really, dear!&rdquo; from the corner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The great Queen would rather that you scalp him.&nbsp;
+Now, then!&nbsp; All ready!&nbsp; Start!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Away went the line of figures, Daddy stooping with his rifle
+at the trail, Laddie and Dimples armed with axes and toy pistols,
+as tense and serious as any Redskins could be.&nbsp; The other
+two rather more irresponsible but very much absorbed all the
+same.&nbsp; The little line of absurd figures wound in and out of
+the furniture, and out on to the lawn, and round the laurel
+bushes, and into the yard, and back to the clump of trees.&nbsp;
+There Daddy stopped and held up his hand with a face that froze
+the children.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are all here?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, yes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hush, warriors!&nbsp; No sound.&nbsp; There is an enemy
+scout in the bushes ahead.&nbsp; Stay with me, you two.&nbsp;
+You, Red Buffalo, and you, Black Bear, crawl forward and settle
+him.&nbsp; See that he makes no sound.&nbsp; What you do must be
+quick and sudden.&nbsp; When all is clear give the cry of the
+wood-pigeon, and we will join you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The two warriors crawled off in most desperate earnest.&nbsp;
+Daddy leaned on his gun and winked <!-- page 242--><a
+name="page242"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 242</span>at the
+Lady, who still hovered fearfully in the background like a dear
+hen whose chickens were doing wonderful and unaccountable
+things.&nbsp; The two younger Indians slapped each other and
+giggled.&nbsp; Presently there came the &ldquo;coo&rdquo; of a
+wood-pigeon from in front.&nbsp; Daddy and the tribe moved
+forward to where the advance guard were waiting in the
+bushes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Great Chief, we could find no scout,&rdquo; said
+Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There was none person to kill,&rdquo; added
+Dimples.</p>
+<p>The Chief was not surprised, since the scout had been entirely
+of his own invention.&nbsp; It would not do to admit it,
+however.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you found his trail?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, Chief.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let me look.&rdquo;&nbsp; Daddy hunted about with a
+look of preternatural sagacity about him.&nbsp; &ldquo;Before the
+snows fell a man passed here with a red head, grey clothes, and a
+squint in his left eye.&nbsp; His trail shows that his brother
+has a grocer&rsquo;s shop and his wife smokes cigarettes on the
+sly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, Daddy, how could you read all that?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s easy enough, my son, when you get the knack
+of it.&nbsp; But look here, we are Indians on the war-trail, and
+don&rsquo;t you forget it if you value your scalp!&nbsp; Aha,
+here is Humpty Dumpty&rsquo;s trail!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 243--><a name="page243"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+243</span>Uncle Pat had laid down a paper trail from this point,
+as Daddy well knew; so now the children were off like a little
+pack of eager harriers, following in and out among the
+bushes.&nbsp; Presently they had a rest.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Great Chief, why does a wicked Paleface leave paper
+wherever he goes?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Daddy made a great effort.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He tears up the wicked letters he has written.&nbsp;
+Then he writes others even wickeder and tears them up in
+turn.&nbsp; You can see for yourself that he leaves them wherever
+he goes.&nbsp; Now, warriors, come along!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Uncle Pat had dodged all over the limited garden, and the
+tribe followed his trail.&nbsp; Finally they stopped at a gap in
+the hedge which leads into the field.&nbsp; There was a little
+wooden hut in the field, where Daddy used to go and put up a
+printed cardboard: &ldquo;WORKING.&rdquo;&nbsp; He found it a
+very good dodge when he wanted a quiet smoke and a nap.&nbsp;
+Usually there was nothing else in the field, but this time the
+Chief pushed the whole tribe hurriedly behind the hedge, and
+whispered to them to look carefully out between the branches.</p>
+<p>In the middle of the field a tripod of sticks supported a
+kettle.&nbsp; At each side of it was a hunched-up figure in a
+coloured blanket.&nbsp; Uncle Pat had done his work skilfully and
+well.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You must get them before they can reach <!-- page
+244--><a name="page244"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+244</span>their rifles,&rdquo; said the Chief.&nbsp; &ldquo;What
+about their horses?&nbsp; Black Bear, move down the hedge and
+bring back word about their horses.&nbsp; If you see none give
+three whistles.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The whistles were soon heard, and the warrior returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If the horses had been there, what would you have
+done?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Scalped them!&rdquo; said Dimples.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Silly ass!&rdquo; said Laddie.&nbsp; &ldquo;Who ever
+heard of a horse&rsquo;s scalp?&nbsp; You would stampede
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; said the Chief.&nbsp; &ldquo;If ever
+you see a horse grazing, you crawl up to it, spring on its back
+and then gallop away with your head looking under its neck and
+only your foot to be seen.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you forget it.&nbsp;
+But we must scupper these rascals on our
+hunting-grounds.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Shall we crawl up to them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, crawl up.&nbsp; Then when I give a whoop rush
+them.&nbsp; Take them alive.&nbsp; I wish to have a word with
+them first.&nbsp; Carry them into the hut.&nbsp; Go!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Away went the eager little figures, the chubby babes and the
+two lithe, active boys.&nbsp; Daddy stood behind the bush
+watching them.&nbsp; They kept a line and tip-toed along to the
+camp of the strangers.&nbsp; Then on the Chief&rsquo;s signal
+they burst into a cry and rushed wildly with waving weapons into
+the camp of the Palefaces.&nbsp; A moment later the two
+pillow-made trappers <!-- page 245--><a name="page245"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 245</span>were being dragged off into the hut
+by the whooping warriors.&nbsp; They were up-ended in one corner
+when the Chief entered, and the victorious Indians were dancing
+about in front of them.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Anybody wounded?&rdquo; asked the Chief.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, no.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you tied their hands?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>With perfect gravity Red Buffalo made movements behind each of
+the pillows.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They are tied, great Chief.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What shall we do with them?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Cut off their heads!&rdquo; shrieked Dimples, who was
+always the most bloodthirsty of the tribe, though in private life
+he had been known to weep bitterly over a squashed
+caterpillar.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The proper thing is to tie them to a stake,&rdquo; said
+Laddie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What do you mean by killing our buffaloes?&rdquo; asked
+Daddy, severely.</p>
+<p>The prisoners preserved a sulky silence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Shall I shoot the green one?&rdquo; asked Dimples,
+presenting his wooden pistol.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wait a bit!&rdquo; said the Chief.&nbsp; &ldquo;We had
+best keep one as a hostage and send the other back to say that
+unless the Chief of the Palefaces pays a ransom within three
+days&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But at that moment, as a great romancer used to say, a strange
+thing happened.&nbsp; There was the sound of a turning key and
+the whole tribe of the Leatherskins was locked into the <!-- page
+246--><a name="page246"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+246</span>hut.&nbsp; A moment later a dreadful face appeared at
+the window, a face daubed with mud and overhung with grass, which
+drooped down from under a soft cap.&nbsp; The weird creature
+danced in triumph, and then stooped to set a light to some paper
+and shavings near the window.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Heavens!&rdquo; cried the Chief.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is
+Yellow Snake, the ferocious Chief of the Bottlenoses!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Flame and smoke were rising outside.&nbsp; It was excellently
+done and perfectly safe, but too much for the younger
+warriors.&nbsp; The key turned, the door opened, and two tearful
+babes were in the arms of the kneeling Lady.&nbsp; Red Buffalo
+and Black Bear were of sterner stuff.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not frightened, Daddy,&rdquo; said Laddie,
+though he looked a little pale.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nor me,&rdquo; cried Dimples, hurrying to get out of
+the hut.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll lock the prisoners up with no food and have
+a council of war upon them in the morning,&rdquo; said the
+Chief.&nbsp; &ldquo;Perhaps we&rsquo;ve done enough
+to-day.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I rather think you have,&rdquo; said the Lady, as she
+soothed the poor little sobbing figures.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the worst of having kids to play,&rdquo;
+said Dimples.&nbsp; &ldquo;Fancy having a squaw in a
+war-party!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Never mind, we&rsquo;ve had a jolly good Indian
+game,&rdquo; said Laddie, as the sound of a distant bell called
+them all to the nursery tea.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Printed by Hazell</i>, <i>Watson
+&amp; Viney</i>, <i>Ld.</i>, <i>London and Aylesbury</i>,
+<i>England</i>.</p>
+<h2>Footnotes:</h2>
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+class="footnote">[1]</a> The reader is referred to the Preface in
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