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+Project Gutenberg's Songs of the Cattle Trail and Cow Camp, by Various
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+Title: Songs of the Cattle Trail and Cow Camp
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+Author: Various
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+Compiler: John A. Lomax
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+Contributor: William Lyon Phelps
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+Release Date: June 6, 2007 [EBook #21723]
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+ SONGS OF THE CATTLE
+ TRAIL AND COW CAMP
+
+
+
+
+ THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
+ NEW YORK . BOSTON . CHICAGO . DALLAS
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+ SONGS OF THE CATTLE
+ TRAIL AND COW CAMP
+
+ COLLECTED BY
+ JOHN A. LOMAX, B.A., M.A.
+
+ Executive Secretary Ex-Students' Association,
+ the University of Texas.
+
+ For three years Sheldon Fellow from Harvard University
+ for the Collection of American Ballads; Ex-President
+ American Folk-Lore Society. Collector of
+ "Cowboy Songs and Other Frontier
+ Ballads"; joint author with Dr.
+ H. Y. Benedict of "The
+ Book of Texas."
+
+ WITH A FOREWORD BY
+ WILLIAM LYON PHELPS
+
+ New York
+ THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
+ 1919
+
+ _All rights reserved_
+
+ COPYRIGHT, 1919
+ BY THE MACMILLAN COMPANY
+ Set up and electrotyped. Published November, 1919.
+
+
+
+
+"THAT THESE DEAR FRIENDS I LEAVE BEHIND
+MAY KEEP KIND HEARTS' REMEMBRANCE OF THE LOVE WE HAD."
+ _Solon._
+
+In affectionate gratitude to a group of men, my intimate friends during
+College days (brought under one roof by a "Fraternity"), whom I still
+love not less but more,
+
+_Will Prather_, _Hammett Hardy_, _Penn Hargrove_ and _Harry Steger_, of
+precious and joyous memory;
+
+_Norman Crozier_, not yet quite emerged from Presbyterianism;
+
+_Eugene Barker_, cynical, solid, unafraid;
+
+_"Cap'en" Duval_, a gentleman of Virginia, sah;
+
+_Ed Miller_, red-headed and royal-hearted;
+
+_Bates MacFarland_, calm and competent without camouflage;
+
+_Jimmie Haven_, who has put 'em over every good day since;
+
+_Charley Johnson_, "the Swede"--the fattest, richest and dearest of the
+bunch;
+
+_Edgar Witt_, whose loyal devotion and pertinacious energy built the
+"Frat" house;
+
+_Roy Bedichek_, too big for any job he has yet tackled;
+
+_"Curley" Duncan_, who possesses all the virtues of the old time
+cattleman and none of the vices of the new;
+
+_Rom Rhome_, the quiet and canny counter of coin;
+
+_Gavin Hunt_, student and lover of all things beautiful;
+
+_Dick Kimball_, the soldier; every inch of him a handsome man;
+
+_Alex_ and _Bruce_ and _Dave_ and _George_ and _"Freshman" Mathis_ and
+_Clarence_, the six Freshmen we "took in"; while _Ike MacFarland_,
+_Alfred Pierce Ward_, and _Guy_ and _Charlie Witt_ were still in the
+process of assimilation,--
+
+To this group of God's good fellows, I dedicate this little book.
+
+
+ No loopholes now are framing
+ Lean faces, grim and brown,
+ No more keen eyes are aiming
+ To bring the redskin down;
+ But every wind careening
+ Seems here to breathe a song--
+ A song of brave careering,
+ A saga of the strong.
+
+
+
+
+FOREWORD
+
+
+In collecting, arranging, editing, and preserving the "Songs of the
+Cattle Trail and Cow Camp," my friend John Lomax has performed a real
+service to American literature and to America. No verse is closer to the
+soil than this; none more realistic in the best sense of that
+much-abused word; none more truly interprets and expresses a part of our
+national life. To understand and appreciate these lyrics one should hear
+Mr. Lomax talk about them and sing them; for they were made for the
+voice to pronounce and for the ears to hear, rather than for the lamplit
+silence of the library. They are as oral as the chants of Vachel
+Lindsay; and when one has the pleasure of listening to Mr. Lomax--who
+loves these verses and the men who first sang them--one reconstructs in
+imagination the appropriate figures and romantic setting.
+
+For nothing is so romantic as life itself. None of our illusions about
+life is so romantic as the truth. Hence the purest realism appeals to
+the mature imagination more powerfully than any impossible prettiness
+can do. The more we _know_ of individual and universal life, the more we
+are excited and stimulated.
+
+And the collection of these poems is an addition to American
+Scholarship as well as to American Literature. It was a wise policy of
+the Faculty of Harvard University to grant Mr. Lomax a traveling
+fellowship, that he might have the necessary leisure to discover and to
+collect these verses; it is really "original research," as interesting
+and surely as valuable as much that passes under that name; for it helps
+every one of us to understand our own country.
+
+WM. LYON PHELPS.
+
+Yale University,
+July 27, 1919.
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+
+ "Look down, look down, that weary road,
+ 'Tis the road that the sun goes down."
+
+ * * *
+
+ "'Twas way out West where the antelope roam,
+ And the coyote howls 'round the cowboy's home,
+ Where the mountains are covered with chaparral frail,
+ And the valleys are checkered with the cattle trail,
+ Where the miner digs for the golden veins,
+ And the cowboy rides o'er the silent plains,--"
+
+
+The "Songs of the Cattle Trail and Cow Camp" does not purport to be an
+anthology of Western verse. As its title indicates, the contents of the
+book are limited to attempts, more or less poetic, in translating scenes
+connected with the life of a cowboy. The volume is in reality a
+by-product of my earlier collection, "Cowboy Songs and Other Frontier
+Ballads." In the former book I put together what seemed to me to be the
+best of the songs created and sung by the cowboys as they went about
+their work. In making the collection, the cowboys often sang or sent to
+me songs which I recognized as having already been in print; although
+the singer usually said that some other cowboy had sung the song to him
+and that he did not know where it had originated. For example, one night
+in New Mexico a cowboy sang to me, in typical cowboy music, Larry
+Chittenden's entire "Cowboys' Christmas Ball"; since that time the poem
+has often come to me in manuscript form as an original cowboy song. The
+changes--usually, it must be confessed, resulting in bettering the
+verse--which have occurred in oral transmission, are most interesting.
+Of one example, Charles Badger Clark's "High Chin Bob," I have printed,
+following Mr. Clark's poem, a cowboy version, which I submit to Mr.
+Clark and his admirers for their consideration.
+
+In making selections for this volume from a large mass of material that
+came into my ballad hopper while hunting cowboy songs as a Traveling
+Fellow from Harvard University, I have included the best of the verse
+given me directly by the cowboys; other selections have come in through
+repeated recommendation of these men; others are vagrant verses from
+Western newspapers; and still others have been lifted from collections
+of Western verse written by such men as Charles Badger Clark, Jr., and
+Herbert H. Knibbs. To these two authors, as well as others who have
+permitted me to make use of their work, the grateful thanks of the
+collector are extended. As will be seen, almost one-half of the
+selections have no assignable authorship. I am equally grateful to these
+unknown authors.
+
+All those who found "Cowboy Songs" diverting, it is believed, will make
+welcome "The Songs of the Cattle Trail and Cow Camp." Many of these have
+this claim to be called songs: they have been set to music by the
+cowboys, who, in their isolation and loneliness, have found solace in
+narrative or descriptive verse devoted to cattle scenes. Herein, again,
+through these quondam songs we may come to appreciate something of the
+spirit of the big West--its largeness, its freedom, its wholehearted
+hospitality, its genuine friendship. Here again, too, we may see the
+cowboy at work and at play; hear the jingle of his big bell spurs, the
+swish of his rope, the creaking of his saddle gear, the thud of
+thousands of hoofs on the long, long trail winding from Texas to
+Montana; and know something of the life that attracted from the East
+some of its best young blood to a work that was necessary in the winning
+of the West. The trails are becoming dust covered or grass grown or lost
+underneath the farmers' furrow; but in the selections of this volume,
+many of them poems by courtesy, men of today and those who are to
+follow, may sense, at least in some small measure, the service, the
+glamour, the romance of that knight-errant of the plains--the American
+cowboy.
+
+ J. A. L.
+
+The University of Texas,
+ Austin, July 9, 1919.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+PART I. COWBOY YARNS
+
+ OUT WHERE THE WEST BEGINS
+ THE SHALLOWS OF THE FORD
+ THE DANCE AT SILVER VALLEY
+ THE LEGEND OF BOASTFUL BILL
+ THE TEXAS COWBOY AND THE MEXICAN GREASER
+ BRONCHO VERSUS BICYCLE
+ RIDERS OF THE STARS
+ LASCA
+ THE TRANSFORMATION OF A TEXAS GIRL
+ THE GLORY TRAIL
+ HIGH CHIN BOB
+ TO HEAR HIM TELL IT
+ THE CLOWN'S BABY
+ THE DRUNKEN DESPERADO
+ MARTA OF MILRONE
+ JACK DEMPSEY'S GRAVE
+ THE CATTLE ROUND-UP
+
+PART II. THE COWBOY OFF GUARD
+
+ A COWBOY'S WORRYING LOVE
+ THE COWBOY AND THE MAID
+ A COWBOY'S LOVE SONG
+ A BORDER AFFAIR
+ SNAGTOOTH SAL
+ LOVE LYRICS OF A COWBOY
+ THE BULL FIGHT
+ THE COWBOY'S VALENTINE
+ A COWBOY'S HOPELESS LOVE
+ THE CHASE
+ RIDING SONG
+ OUR LITTLE COWGIRL
+ I WANT MY TIME
+ WHO'S THAT CALLING SO SWEET?
+ SONG OF THE CATTLE TRAIL
+ A COWBOY'S SON
+ A COWBOY SONG
+ A NEVADA COWPUNCHER TO HIS BELOVED
+ THE COWBOY TO HIS FRIEND IN NEED
+ WHEN BOB GOT THROWED
+ COWBOY VERSUS BRONCHO
+ WHEN YOU'RE THROWED
+ PARDNERS
+ THE BRONC THAT WOULDN'T BUST
+ THE OL' COW HAWSE
+ THE BUNK-HOUSE ORCHESTRA
+ THE COWBOYS' DANCE SONG
+ THE COWBOYS' CHRISTMAS BALL
+ A DANCE AT THE RANCH
+ AT A COWBOY DANCE
+ THE COWBOYS' BALL
+
+PART III. COWBOY TYPES
+
+ THE COWBOY
+ BAR-Z ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
+ A COWBOY RACE
+ THE HABIT
+ A RANGER
+ THE INSULT
+ "THE ROAD TO RUIN"
+ THE OUTLAW
+ THE DESERT
+ WHISKEY BILL,--A FRAGMENT
+ DENVER JIM
+ THE VIGILANTES
+ THE BANDIT'S GRAVE
+ THE OLD MACKENZIE TRAIL
+ THE SHEEP-HERDER
+ A COWBOY AT THE CARNIVAL
+ THE OLD COWMAN
+ THE GILA MONSTER ROUTE
+ THE CALL OF THE PLAINS
+ WHERE THE GRIZZLY DWELLS
+ A COWBOY TOAST
+ RIDIN' UP THE ROCKY TRAIL FROM TOWN
+ THE DISAPPOINTED TENDERFOOT
+ A COWBOY ALONE WITH HIS CONSCIENCE
+ JUST A-RIDIN'!
+ THE END OF THE TRAIL
+
+
+
+
+PART I
+
+COWBOY YARNS
+
+
+
+
+ _The centipede runs across my head,
+ The vinegaroon crawls in my bed,
+ Tarantulas jump and scorpions play,
+ The broncs are grazing far away,
+ The rattlesnake gives his warning cry,
+ And the coyotes sing their lullaby,
+ While I sleep soundly beneath the sky._
+
+
+
+
+OUT WHERE THE WEST BEGINS
+
+
+ OUT where the handclasp's a little stronger,
+ Out where the smile dwells a little longer,
+ That's where the West begins;
+ Out where the sun is a little brighter,
+ Where the snows that fall are a trifle whiter,
+ Where the bonds of home are a wee bit tighter,
+ That's where the West begins.
+
+ Out where the skies are a trifle bluer,
+ Out where friendship's a little truer,
+ That's where the West begins;
+ Out where a fresher breeze is blowing,
+ Where there's laughter in every streamlet flowing,
+ Where there's more of reaping and less of sowing,
+ That's where the West begins.
+
+ Out where the world is in the making,
+ Where fewer hearts in despair are aching,
+ That's where the West begins;
+ Where there's more of singing and less of sighing,
+ Where there's more of giving and less of buying,
+ And a man makes friends without half trying,
+ That's where the West begins.
+ _Arthur Chapman._
+
+
+
+
+THE SHALLOWS OF THE FORD
+
+
+ DID you ever wait for daylight when the stars along the river
+ Floated thick and white as snowflakes in the water deep and strange,
+ Till a whisper through the aspens made the current break and shiver
+ As the frosty edge of morning seemed to melt and spread and change?
+
+ Once I waited, almost wishing that the dawn would never find me;
+ Saw the sun roll up the ranges like the glory of the Lord;
+ Was about to wake my pardner who was sleeping close behind me,
+ When I saw the man we wanted spur his pony to the ford.
+
+ Saw the ripples of the shallows and the muddy streaks that followed,
+ As the pony stumbled toward me in the narrows of the bend;
+ Saw the face I used to welcome, wild and watchful, lined and hollowed;
+ And God knows I wished to warn him, for I once had called him friend.
+
+ But an oath had come between us--I was paid by Law and Order;
+ He was outlaw, rustler, killer--so the border whisper ran;
+ Left his word in Caliente that he'd cross the Rio border--
+ Call me coward? But I hailed him--"Riding close to daylight, Dan!"
+
+ Just a hair and he'd have got me, but my voice, and not the warning,
+ Caught his hand and held him steady; then he nodded, spoke my name,
+ Reined his pony round and fanned it in the bright and silent morning,
+ Back across the sunlit Rio up the trail on which he came.
+
+ He had passed his word to cross it--I had passed my word to get him--
+ We broke even and we knew it; 'twas a case of give and take
+ For old times. I could have killed him from the brush; instead, I let
+ him
+ Ride his trail--I turned--my pardner flung his arm and stretched
+ awake;
+
+ Saw me standing in the open; pulled his gun and came beside me;
+ Asked a question with his shoulder as his left hand pointed toward
+ Muddy streaks that thinned and vanished--not a word, but hard he
+ eyed me
+ As the water cleared and sparkled in the shallows of the ford.
+ _Henry Herbert Knibbs._
+
+
+
+
+THE DANCE AT SILVER VALLEY
+
+
+ _DON'T you hear the big spurs jingle?_
+ _Don't you feel the red blood tingle?_
+ _Be it smile or be it frown,_
+ _Be it dance or be it fight,_
+ _Broncho Bill has come to town_
+ _To dance a dance tonight._
+
+ Chaps, sombrero, handkerchief, silver spurs at heel;
+ "Hello, Gil!" and "Hello, Pete!" "How do you think you feel?"
+ "Drinks are mine. Come fall in, boys; crowd up on the right.
+ Here's happy days and honey joys. I'm going to dance tonight."
+ (On his hip in leathern tube, a case of dark blue steel.)
+
+ Bill, the broncho buster, from the ranch at Beaver Bend,
+ Ninety steers and but one life in his hands to spend;
+ Ready for a fight or spree; ready for a race;
+ Going blind with bridle loose every inch of space.
+
+ Down at Johnny Schaeffer's place, see them trooping in,
+ Up above the women laugh; down below is gin.
+ Belle McClure is dressed in blue, ribbon in her hair;
+ Broncho Bill is shaved and slick, all his throat is bare.
+ Round and round with Belle McClure he whirls a dizzy spin.
+
+ Jim Kershaw, the gambler, waits,--white his hands and slim.
+ Bill whispers, "Belle, you know it well; it is me or him.
+ Jim Kershaw, so help me God, if you dance with Belle
+ It is either you or me must travel down to hell."
+ Jim put his arm around her waist, her graceful waist and slim.
+
+ Don't you hear the banjo laugh? Hear the fiddles scream?
+ Broncho Bill leaned at the door, watched the twirling stream.
+ Twenty fiends were at his heart snarling, "Kill him sure."
+ (Out of hell that woman came.) "I love you, Belle McClure."
+ Broncho Bill, he laughed and chewed and careless he did seem.
+
+ The dance is done. Shots crack as one. The crowd shoves for the door.
+ Broncho Bill is lying there and blood upon the floor.
+ "You've finished me; you've gambler's luck; you've won the trick and
+ Belle.
+ Mine the soul that here tonight is passing down to hell.
+ And I must ride the trail alone. Goodbye to Belle McClure."
+
+ Downstairs on the billiard cloth, something lying white,
+ Upstairs still the dance goes on, all the lamps are bright.
+ Round and round in merry spin--on the floor a blot;
+ Laugh, and chaff and merry spin--such a little spot.
+ Broncho Bill has come to town and danced his dance tonight.
+
+ _Don't you hear the fiddle shrieking?_
+ _Don't you hear the banjo speaking?_
+ _Don't you hear the big spurs jingle?_
+ _Don't you feel the red blood tingle?_
+ _Faces dyed with desert brown,_
+ _(One that's set and white);_
+ _Broncho Bill has come to town_
+ _And danced his dance tonight._
+ _William Maxwell._
+
+
+
+
+THE LEGEND OF BOASTFUL BILL
+
+
+ AT a round-up on the Gila
+ One sweet morning long ago,
+ Ten of us was throwed quite freely
+ By a hoss from Idaho.
+ An' we 'lowed he'd go a-beggin'
+ For a man to break his pride
+ Till, a-hitchin' up one leggin',
+ Boastful Bill cut loose an' cried:
+ "I'm a ornery proposition for to hurt,
+ I fulfil my earthly mission with a quirt,
+ I can ride the highest liver
+ 'Twixt the Gulf an' Powder River,
+ An' I'll break this thing as easy as I'd flirt."
+
+ So Bill climbed the Northern fury
+ An' they mangled up the air
+ Till a native of Missouri
+ Would have owned the brag was fair.
+ Though the plunges kept him reelin'
+ An' the wind it flapped his shirt,
+ Loud above the hoss's squealin'
+ We could hear our friend assert:
+ "I'm the one to take such rockin's as a joke;
+ Someone hand me up the makin's of a smoke.
+ If you think my fame needs brightnin',
+ Why, I'll rope a streak o' lightnin'
+ An' spur it up an' quirt it till it's broke."
+
+ Then one caper of repulsion
+ Broke that hoss's back in two,
+ Cinches snapped in the convulsion,
+ Skyward man and saddle flew,
+ Up they mounted, never flaggin',
+ And we watched them through our tears,
+ While this last, thin bit o' braggin'
+ Came a-floatin' to our ears:
+ "If you ever watched my habits very close,
+ You would know I broke such rabbits by the gross.
+ I have kept my talent hidin',
+ I'm too good for earthly ridin',
+ So I'm off to bust the lightnin'--Adios!"
+
+ Years have passed since that ascension;
+ Boastful Bill ain't never lit;
+ So we reckon he's a-wrenchin'
+ Some celestial outlaw's bit.
+ When the night wind flaps our slickers,
+ And the rain is cold and stout,
+ And the lightnin' flares and flickers,
+ We can sometimes hear him shout:
+ "I'm a ridin' son o' thunder o' the sky,
+ I'm a broncho twistin' wonder on the fly.
+ Hey, you earthlin's, shut your winders,
+ We're a-rippin' clouds to flinders.
+ If this blue-eyed darlin' kicks at you, you die."
+
+ Star-dust on his chaps and saddle,
+ Scornful still of jar and jolt,
+ He'll come back sometime a-straddle
+ Of a bald-faced thunderbolt;
+ And the thin-skinned generation
+ Of that dim and distant day
+ Sure will stare with admiration
+ When they hear old Boastful say:
+ "I was first, as old raw-hiders all confest,
+ I'm the last of all rough riders, and the best.
+ Huh! you soft and dainty floaters
+ With your aeroplanes and motors,
+ Huh! are you the greatgrandchildren of the West?"
+ _From recitation, original, by Charles Badger Clark, Jr._
+
+
+
+
+THE TEXAS COWBOY AND THE MEXICAN GREASER
+
+
+ I THINK we can all remember when a Greaser hadn't no show
+ In Palo Pinto particular,--it ain't very long ago;
+ A powerful feelin' of hatred ag'in the whole Greaser race
+ That murdered bold Crockett and Bowie pervaded all in the place.
+ Why, the boys would draw on a Greaser as quick as they would on a
+ steer;
+ They was shot down without warnin' often, in the memory of many here.
+ One day the bark of pistols was heard ringin' out in the air,
+ And a Greaser, chased by some ranchmen, tore round here into the
+ square.
+ I don't know what he's committed,--'tain't likely anyone knew,--
+ But I wouldn't bet a check on the issue; if you knew the gang, neither
+ would you.
+ Breathless and bleeding, the Greaser fell down by the side of the
+ wall;
+ And a man sprang out before him,--a man both strong and tall,--
+ By his clothes I should say a cowboy,--a stranger in town, I think,--
+ With his pistol he waved back the gang, who was wild with rage and
+ drink.
+ "I warn ye, get back!" he said, "or I'll blow your heads in two!
+ A dozen on one poor creature, and him wounded and bleeding, too!"
+ The gang stood back for a minute; then up spoke Poker Bill:
+ "Young man, yer a stranger, I reckon. We don't wish yer any ill;
+ But come out of the range of the Greaser, or, as sure as I live,
+ you'll croak;"
+ And he drew a bead on the stranger. I'll tell yer it wa'n't no joke.
+ But the stranger moven' no muscle as he looked in the bore of Bill's
+ gun;
+ He hadn't no thought to stir, sir; he hadn't no thought to run;
+ But he spoke out cool and quiet, "I might live for a thousand year
+ And not die at last so nobly as defendin' this Greaser here;
+ For he's wounded, now, and helpless, and hasn't had no fair show;
+ And the first of ye boys that strikes him, I'll lay that first one
+ low."
+ The gang respected the stranger that for another was willing to die;
+ They respected the look of daring they saw in that cold, blue eye.
+ They saw before them a hero that was glad in the right to fall;
+ And he was a Texas cowboy,--never heard of Rome at all.
+ Don't tell me of yer Romans, or yer bridge bein' held by three;
+ True manhood's the same in Texas as it was in Rome, d'ye see?
+ Did the Greaser escape? Why certain. I saw the hull crowd over thar
+ At the ranch of Bill Simmons, the gopher, with their glasses over the
+ bar.
+ _From recitation. Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+BRONCHO VERSUS BICYCLE
+
+
+ THE first that we saw of the high-tone tramp
+ War over thar at our Pecos camp;
+ He war comin' down the Santa Fe trail
+ Astride of a wheel with a crooked tail,
+ A-skinnin' along with a merry song
+ An' a-ringin' a little warnin' gong.
+ He looked so outlandish, strange and queer
+ That all of us grinned from ear to ear,
+ And every boy on the round-up swore
+ He never seed sich a hoss before.
+
+ Wal, up he rode with a sunshine smile
+ An' a-smokin' a cigarette, an' I'll
+ Be kicked in the neck if I ever seen
+ Sich a saddle as that on his queer machine.
+ Why, it made us laugh, fer it wasn't half
+ Big enough fer the back of a suckin' calf.
+ He tuk our fun in a keerless way,
+ A-venturin' only once to say
+ Thar wasn't a broncho about the place
+ Could down that wheel in a ten-mile race.
+
+ I'd a lightnin' broncho out in the herd
+ That could split the air like a flyin' bird,
+ An' I hinted round in an off-hand way,
+ That, providin' the enterprize would pay,
+ I thought as I might jes' happen to light
+ On a hoss that would leave him out er sight.
+ In less'n a second we seen him yank
+ A roll o' greenbacks out o' his flank,
+ An' he said if we wanted to bet, to name
+ The limit, an' he would tackle the game.
+
+ Jes' a week before we had all been down
+ On a jamboree to the nearest town,
+ An' the whiskey joints and the faro games
+ An' a-shakin' our hoofs with the dance hall dames,
+ Made a wholesale bust; an', pard, I'll be cussed
+ If a man in the outfit had any dust.
+ An' so I explained, but the youth replied
+ That he'd lay the money matter aside,
+ An' to show that his back didn't grow no moss
+ He'd bet his machine against my hoss.
+
+ I tuk him up, an' the bet war closed,
+ An' me a-chucklin', fer I supposed
+ I war playin' in dead-sure, winnin' luck
+ In the softest snap I had ever struck.
+ An' the boys chipped in with a knowin' grin,
+ Fer they thought the fool had no chance to win.
+ An' so we agreed fer to run that day
+ To the Navajo cross, ten miles away,--
+ As handsome a track as you ever seed
+ Fer testin' a hosses prettiest speed.
+
+ Apache Johnson and Texas Ned
+ Saddled up their hosses an' rode ahead
+ To station themselves ten miles away
+ An' act as judges an' see fair play;
+ While Mexican Bart and big Jim Hart
+ Stayed back fer to give us an even start.
+ I got aboard of my broncho bird
+ An' we came to the scratch an' got the word;
+ An' I laughed till my mouth spread from ear to ear
+ To see that tenderfoot drop to the rear.
+
+ The first three miles slipped away first-rate;
+ Then bronc began fer to lose his gait.
+ But I warn't oneasy an' didn't mind
+ With tenderfoot more'n a mile behind.
+ So I jogged along with a cowboy song
+ Till all of a sudden I heard that gong
+ A-ringin' a warnin' in my ear--
+ _Ting, ting, ting, ting,_--too infernal near;
+ An' lookin' backwards I seen that chump
+ Of a tenderfoot gainin' every jump.
+
+ I hit old bronc a cut with the quirt
+ An' once more got him to scratchin' dirt;
+ But his wind got weak, an' I tell you, boss,
+ I seen he wasn't no ten-mile hoss.
+ Still, the plucky brute took another shoot
+ An' pulled away from the wheel galoot.
+ But the animal couldn't hold his gait;
+ An' the idea somehow entered my pate
+ That if tenderfoot's legs didn't lose their grip
+ He'd own that hoss at the end of the trip.
+
+ Closer an' closer come tenderfoot,
+ An' harder the whip to the hoss I put;
+ But the Eastern cuss, with a smile on his face
+ Ran up to my side with his easy pace--
+ Rode up to my side, an' dern his hide,
+ Remarked 'twere a pleasant day fer a ride;
+ Then axed, onconcerned, if I had a match,
+ An' on his britches give it a scratch,
+ Lit a cigarette, said he wished me good-day,
+ An' as fresh as a daisy scooted away.
+
+ Ahead he went, that infernal gong
+ A-ringin' "good-day" as he flew along,
+ An' the smoke from his cigarette came back
+ Like a vaporous snicker along his track.
+ On an' on he sped, gettin' further ahead,
+ His feet keepin' up that onceaseable tread,
+ Till he faded away in the distance, an' when
+ I seed the condemned Eastern rooster again
+ He war thar with the boys at the end of the race,
+ That same keerless, onconsarned smile on his face.
+
+ Now, pard, when a cowboy gits licked he don't swar
+ Nor kick, if the beatin' are done on the squar;
+ So I tuck that Easterner right by the hand
+ An' told him that broncho awaited his brand.
+ Then I axed him his name, an' where from he came,
+ An' how long he'd practiced that wheel-rollin' game.
+ Tom Stevens he said war his name, an' he come
+ From a town they call Bosting, in old Yankeedom.
+ Then he jist paralyzed us by sayin' he'd whirled
+ That very identical wheel round the world.
+
+ Wal, pard, that's the story of how that smart chap
+ Done me up w'en I thought I had sich a soft snap,
+ Done me up on a race with remarkable ease,
+ An' lowered my pride a good many degrees.
+ Did I give him the hoss? W'y o' course I did, boss,
+ An' I tell you it warn't no diminutive loss.
+ He writ me a letter from back in the East,
+ An' said he presented the neat little beast
+ To a feller named Pope, who stands at the head
+ O' the ranch where the cussed wheel hosses are bred.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+RIDERS OF THE STARS
+
+
+ TWENTY abreast down the Golden Street ten thousand riders marched;
+ Bow-legged boys in their swinging chaps, all clumsily keeping time;
+ And the Angel Host to the lone, last ghost their delicate eyebrows
+ arched
+ As the swaggering sons of the open range drew up to the throne
+ sublime.
+
+ Gaunt and grizzled, a Texas man from out of the concourse strode,
+ And doffed his hat with a rude, rough grace, then lifted his eagle
+ head;
+ The sunlit air on his silvered hair and the bronze of his visage
+ glowed;
+ "Marster, the boys have a talk to make on the things up here," he
+ said.
+
+ A hush ran over the waiting throng as the Cherubim replied:
+ "He that readeth the hearts of men He deemeth your challenge strange,
+ Though He long hath known that ye crave your own, that ye would not
+ walk but ride,
+ Oh, restless sons of the ancient earth, ye men of the open range!"
+
+ Then warily spake the Texas man: "A petition and no complaint
+ We here present, if the Law allows and the Marster He thinks it fit;
+ We-all agree to the things that be, but we're longing for things that
+ ain't,
+ So we took a vote and we made a plan and here is the plan we writ:--
+
+ "_'Give us a range and our horses and ropes, open the Pearly Gate,
+ And turn us loose in the unfenced blue riding the sunset rounds,
+ Hunting each stray in the Milky Way and running the Rancho straight;
+ Not crowding the dogie stars too much on their way to the
+ bedding-grounds._
+
+ "_'Maverick comets that's running wild, we'll rope 'em and brand 'em
+ fair,
+ So they'll quit stampeding the starry herd and scaring the folks
+ below,
+ And we'll save 'em prime for the round-up time, and we riders'll all
+ be there,
+ Ready and willing to do our work as we did in the long ago._
+
+ "_'We've studied the Ancient Landmarks, Sir; Taurus, the Bear, and
+ Mars,
+ And Venus a-smiling across the west as bright as a burning coal,
+ Plain to guide as we punchers ride night-herding the little stars,
+ With Saturn's rings for our home corral and the Dipper our water
+ hole._
+
+ "_'Here, we have nothing to do but yarn of the days that have long
+ gone by,
+ And our singing it doesn't fit in up here though we tried it for old
+ time's sake;
+ Our hands are itching to swing a rope and our legs are stiff; that's
+ why
+ We ask you, Marster, to turn us loose--just give us an even break!'_"
+
+ Then the Lord He spake to the Cherubim, and this was His kindly word:
+ "He that keepeth the threefold keys shall open and let them go;
+ Turn these men to their work again to ride with the starry herd;
+ My glory sings in the toil they crave; 'tis their right. I would have
+ it so."
+
+ Have you heard in the starlit dusk of eve when the lone coyotes roam,
+ The _Yip! Yip! Yip!_ of a hunting cry and the echo that shrilled
+ afar,
+ As you listened still on a desert hill and gazed at the twinkling
+ dome,
+ And a viewless rider swept the sky on the trail of a shooting star?
+ _Henry Herbert Knibbs._
+
+
+
+
+LASCA
+
+
+ I WANT free life, and I want fresh air;
+ And I sigh for the canter after the cattle,
+ The crack of the whips like shots in battle,
+ The medley of hoofs and horns and heads
+ That wars and wrangles and scatters and spreads;
+ The green beneath and the blue above,
+ And dash and danger, and life and love--
+ And Lasca!
+
+ Lasca used to ride
+ On a mouse-grey mustang close to my side,
+ With blue serape and bright-belled spur;
+ I laughed with joy as I looked at her!
+ Little knew she of books or creeds;
+ An Ave Maria sufficed her needs;
+ Little she cared save to be at my side,
+ To ride with me, and ever to ride,
+ From San Saba's shore to Lavaca's tide.
+ She was as bold as the billows that beat,
+ She was as wild as the breezes that blow:
+ From her little head to her little feet,
+ She was swayed in her suppleness to and fro
+ By each gust of passion; a sapling pine
+ That grows on the edge of a Kansas bluff
+ And wars with the wind when the weather is rough,
+ Is like this Lasca, this love of mine.
+ She would hunger that I might eat,
+ Would take the bitter and leave me the sweet;
+ But once, when I made her jealous for fun
+ At something I whispered or looked or done,
+ One Sunday, in San Antonio,
+ To a glorious girl in the Alamo,
+ She drew from her garter a little dagger,
+ And--sting of a wasp--it made me stagger!
+ An inch to the left, or an inch to the right,
+ And I shouldn't be maundering here tonight;
+ But she sobbed, and sobbing, so quickly bound
+ Her torn rebosa about the wound
+ That I swiftly forgave her. Scratches don't count
+ In Texas, down by the Rio Grande.
+
+ Her eye was brown--a deep, deep brown;
+ Her hair was darker than her eye;
+ And something in her smile and frown,
+ Curled crimson lip and instep high,
+ Showed that there ran in each blue vein,
+ Mixed with the milder Aztec strain,
+ The vigorous vintage of Old Spain.
+ She was alive in every limb
+ With feeling, to the finger tips;
+ And when the sun is like a fire,
+ And sky one shining, soft sapphire
+ One does not drink in little sips.
+
+ . . . . . . .
+
+ The air was heavy, the night was hot,
+ I sat by her side and forgot, forgot;
+ Forgot the herd that were taking their rest,
+ Forgot that the air was close oppressed,
+ That the Texas norther comes sudden and soon,
+ In the dead of the night or the blaze of the noon;
+ That, once let the herd at its breath take fright,
+ Nothing on earth can stop their flight;
+ And woe to the rider, and woe to the steed,
+ That falls in front of their mad stampede!
+
+ . . . . . . .
+
+ Was that thunder? I grasped the cord
+ Of my swift mustang without a word.
+ I sprang to the saddle, and she clung behind.
+ Away! on a hot chase down the wind!
+ But never was fox-hunt half so hard,
+ And never was steed so little spared.
+ For we rode for our lives. You shall hear how we fared
+ In Texas, down by the Rio Grande.
+
+ The mustang flew, and we urged him on;
+ There was one chance left, and you have but one--
+ Halt, jump to the ground, and shoot your horse;
+ Crouch under his carcass, and take your chance;
+ And if the steers in their frantic course
+ Don't batter you both to pieces at once,
+ You may thank your star; if not, goodbye
+ To the quickening kiss and the long-drawn sigh,
+ And the open air and the open sky,
+ In Texas, down by the Rio Grande.
+
+ The cattle gained on us, and, just as I felt
+ For my old six-shooter behind in my belt,
+ Down came the mustang, and down came we,
+ Clinging together--and, what was the rest?
+ A body that spread itself on my breast,
+ Two arms that shielded my dizzy head,
+ Two lips that hard to my lips were prest;
+ Then came thunder in my ears,
+ As over us surged the sea of steers,
+ Blows that beat blood into my eyes,
+ And when I could rise--
+ Lasca was dead!
+
+ . . . . . . .
+
+ I gouged out a grave a few feet deep,
+ And there in the Earth's arms I laid her to sleep;
+ And there she is lying, and no one knows;
+ And the summer shines, and the winter snows;
+ For many a day the flowers have spread
+ A pall of petals over her head;
+ And the little grey hawk hangs aloft in the air,
+ And the sly coyote trots here and there,
+ And the black snake glides and glitters and slides
+ Into the rift of a cottonwood tree;
+ And the buzzard sails on,
+ And comes and is gone,
+ Stately and still, like a ship at sea.
+ And I wonder why I do not care
+ For the things that are, like the things that were.
+ Does half my heart lie buried there
+ In Texas, down by the Rio Grande?
+ _Frank Desprez._
+
+
+
+
+THE TRANSFORMATION OF A TEXAS GIRL
+
+
+ SHE was a Texas maiden, she came of low degree,
+ Her clothes were worn and faded, her feet from shoes were free;
+ Her face was tanned and freckled, her hair was sun-burned, too,
+ Her whole darned _tout ensemble_ was painful for to view!
+ She drove a lop-eared mule team attached unto a plow,
+ The trickling perspiration exuding from her brow;
+ And often she lamented her cruel, cruel fate,
+ As but a po' white's daughter down in the Lone Star State.
+
+ No courtiers came to woo her, she never had a beau,
+ Her misfit face precluded such things as that, you know,--
+ She was nobody's darling, no feller's solid girl,
+ And poets never called her an uncut Texas pearl.
+ Her only two companions was those two flea-bit mules,
+ And these she but regarded as animated tools
+ To plod along the furrows in patience up and down
+ And pull the ancient wagon when pap'd go to town.
+
+ No fires of wild ambition were flaming in her soul,
+ Her eyes with tender passion she'd never upward roll;
+ The wondrous world she'd heard of, to her was but a dream
+ As walked she in the furrows behind that lop-eared team.
+ Born on that small plantation, 'twas there she thought she'd die;
+ She never longed for pinions that she might rise and fly
+ To other lands far distant, where breezes fresh and cool
+ Would never shake and tremble from brayings of a mule.
+
+ . . . . . . .
+
+ But yesterday we saw her dressed up in gorgeous style!
+ A half a dozen fellows were basking in her smile!
+ She'd jewels on her fingers, and jewels in her ears--
+ Great sparkling, flashing brilliants that hung as frozen tears!
+ The feet once nude and soil-stained were clad in Frenchy boots,
+ The once tanned face bore tintings of miscellaneous fruits;
+ The voice that once admonished the mules to move along
+ Was tuned to new-born music, as sweet as Siren's song!
+
+ Her tall and lanky father, one knows as "Sleepy Jim,"
+ Is now addressed as Colonel by men who honor him;
+ And youths in finest raiment now take him by the paw,
+ Each in the hope that some day he'll call him dad-in-law.
+ Their days of toil are over, their sun has risen at last,
+ A gold-embroidered curtain now hides their rocky past;
+ For was it not discovered their little patch of soil
+ Had rested there for ages above a flow of oil?
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+THE GLORY TRAIL
+
+
+ 'WAY high up the Mogollons,[1]
+ Among the mountain tops,
+ A lion cleaned a yearlin's bones
+ And licked his thankful chops,
+ When on the picture who should ride,
+ A-trippin' down the slope,
+ But High-Chin Bob, with sinful pride
+ And mav'rick-hungry rope.
+
+ _"Oh, glory be to me," says he,
+ "And fame's unfadin' flowers!
+ All meddlin' hands are far away;
+ I ride my good top-hawse today
+ And I'm top-rope of the Lazy J--
+ Hi! kitty cat, you're ours!"_
+
+ That lion licked his paw so brown
+ And dreamed soft dreams of veal--
+ And then the circlin' loop sung down
+ And roped him 'round his meal.
+ He yowled quick fury to the world
+ Till all the hills yelled back;
+ The top-hawse gave a snort and whirled
+ And Bob caught up the slack.
+
+ _"Oh, glory be to me," laughs he.
+ "We hit the glory trail.
+ No human man as I have read
+ Darst loop a ragin' lion's head,
+ Nor ever hawse could drag one dead
+ Until we told the tale."_
+
+ 'Way high up the Mogollons
+ That top-hawse done his best,
+ Through whippin' brush and rattlin' stones,
+ From canyon-floor to crest
+ But ever when Bob turned and hoped
+ A limp remains to find,
+ A red-eyed lion, belly roped
+ But healthy, loped behind.
+
+ _"Oh, glory be to me," grunts he,
+ "This glory trail is rough,
+ Yet even till the Judgment Morn
+ I'll keep this dally 'round the horn,
+ For never any hero born
+ Could stoop to holler: 'nuff!'"_
+
+ Three suns had rode their circle home
+ Beyond the desert's rim,
+ And turned their star herds loose to roam
+ The ranges high and dim;
+ Yet up and down and round and 'cross
+ Bob pounded, weak and wan,
+ For pride still glued him to his hawse
+ And glory drove him on.
+
+ _"Oh, glory be to me," sighs he.
+ "He kaint be drug to death,
+ But now I know beyond a doubt
+ Them heroes I have read about
+ Was only fools that stuck it out
+ To end of mortal breath."_
+
+ 'Way high up the Mogollons
+ A prospect man did swear
+ That moon dreams melted down his bones
+ And hoisted up his hair:
+ A ribby cow-hawse thundered by,
+ A lion trailed along,
+ A rider, ga'nt, but chin on high,
+ Yelled out a crazy song.
+
+ _"Oh, glory be to me!" cries he,
+ "And to my noble noose!
+ O stranger, tell my pards below
+ I took a rampin' dream in tow,
+ And if I never lay him low,
+ I'll never turn him loose!"_
+ _Charles Badger Clark._
+
+[1] Pronounced by the natives "muggy-yones."
+
+
+
+
+HIGH CHIN BOB
+
+
+ 'WAY high up in the Mokiones, among the mountain tops,
+ A lion cleaned a yearling's bones and licks his thankful chops;
+ And who upon the scene should ride, a-trippin' down the slope,
+ But High Chin Bob of sinful pride and maverick-hungry rope.
+ "Oh, glory be to me!" says he, "an' fame's unfadin' flowers;
+ I ride my good top hoss today and I'm top hand of Lazy-J,
+ So, kitty-cat, you're ours!"
+
+ The lion licked his paws so brown, and dreamed soft dreams of veal,
+ As High Chin's rope came circlin' down and roped him round his meal;
+ She yowled quick fury to the world and all the hills yelled back;
+ That top horse gave a snort and whirled and Bob took up the slack.
+ "Oh, glory be to me!" says he, "we'll hit the glory trail.
+ No man has looped a lion's head and lived to drag the critter dead
+ Till I shall tell the tale."
+
+ 'Way high up in the Mokiones that top hoss done his best,
+ 'Mid whippin' brush and rattlin' stones from canon-floor to crest;
+ Up and down and round and cross Bob pounded weak and wan,
+ But pride still glued him to his hoss and glory spurred him on.
+ "Oh, glory be to me!" says he, "this glory trail is rough!
+ But I'll keep this dally round the horn until the toot of judgment
+ morn
+ Before I'll holler 'nough!"
+
+ Three suns had rode their circle home, beyond the desert rim,
+ And turned their star herds loose to roam the ranges high and dim;
+ And whenever Bob turned and hoped the limp remains to find,
+ A red-eyed lion, belly roped, but healthy, loped behind!
+ "Oh, glory be to me," says Bob, "he caint be drug to death!
+ These heroes that I've read about were only fools that stuck it
+ out
+ To the end of mortal breath."
+
+ 'Way high up in the Mokiones, if you ever camp there at night,
+ You'll hear a rukus among the stones that'll lift your hair with
+ fright;
+ You'll see a cow-hoss thunder by--a lion trail along,
+ And the rider bold, with his chin on high, sings forth his glory song:
+ "Oh, glory be to me!" says he, "and to my mighty noose.
+ Oh, pardner, tell my friends below I took a ragin' dream in tow,
+ And if I didn't lay him low, I never turned him loose!"
+ _From oral rendition._
+
+
+
+
+TO HEAR HIM TELL IT
+
+
+ I WAS just about to take a drink--
+ I was mighty dry--
+ So I hailed an old time cowman
+ Who was passing by,
+ "Come in, Ole Timer! have a drink!
+ Kinda warm today!"
+ As we leaned across the bar-rail--
+ "How's things up your way?"
+
+ "Stock is doin' fairly good,
+ Range is gettin' fine;
+ I jes dropped down to meetin' here
+ To spend a little time.
+ Con'sidable stuff a-movin' now--
+ Cows an' hosses, too,
+ Prices high an' a big demand--
+ Now I'm tellin' you!
+
+ "I've loaded out my feeders,
+ Got a good price all aroun';
+ Sold 'em in Kansas City
+ To a commission man named Brown.
+ A thousand told o' mixed stuff,
+ In pretty fair shape, too,"
+ Said the old Texas cowman,
+ "Now I'm tellin' you!
+
+ "I've been in this yere country
+ Since late in fifty-nine,
+ I know every foot o' sage brush
+ Clear to the southern line.
+ Got my first bunch started up
+ Long in seventy-two,
+ Had to ride range with a long rope--
+ Now I'm tellin' you!
+
+ "Lordy, I kin remember
+ Them good ole early days
+ When we ust t' trail the herds north
+ 'N forty different ways.
+ Jes'n point 'em from the beddin' groun'
+ An' let 'em drift right through,"
+ Said the reminiscent cowman,
+ "Now I'm tellin' you!
+
+ "Yessir, trailed 'em up to Wichita,
+ Cross the Kansas line,
+ Made deliveries at Benton
+ As early as fifty-nine.
+ Turned 'em most to soldiers,
+ Some went to Injuns, too,
+ Beef wasn't nigh so high then--
+ Now I'm tellin' you!
+
+ "Son, I've fit nigh every Injun
+ That ever roamed the plains,
+ 'N I was one o' the best hands
+ That ever pulled bridle reins.
+ Why, you boys don't know range life--
+ You don't seem to git the ways,
+ Like we did down in Texas
+ In them good ol' early days!
+
+ "Yes, thing's a heap sight diff'rent now!
+ 'Tain't like in them ol' days
+ When cowmen trailed their herds north
+ 'N forty diff'rent ways.
+ We ship 'em on the railroad now,
+ Load out on the big S. P.,"
+ Says the relic of Texas cowman
+ As he takes a drink with me.
+
+ "I figger on buyin' more feeders,
+ From down across the line--
+ Chihuahua an' Sonora stuff,
+ An' hold 'em till they're prime.
+ So here's to the steers an' yearlin's!"
+ As we clink our glasses two,
+ "Things ain't the same as they used to be,
+ Now I'm tellin' you!
+
+ "I got t' git out an' hustle,
+ I ain't got time t' stay;
+ Jes' want t' see some uh the boys
+ 'N then I'm on my way.
+ There's many a hand here right now
+ That I know'd long, long ago,
+ When ranch land was free an' open
+ An' the plowman had a show.
+
+ "'Tain't often we git together
+ To swap yarns an' tell our lies,"
+ Said the old time Texas cowman
+ As a mist comes to his eyes.
+ "So let's drink up; here's how!"
+ As we drain our glasses two,
+ "Them was good ol' days an' good ol' ways--
+ Now I'm tellin' you!"
+
+ He talked and talked and yarned away,
+ He harped on days of yore--
+ My head it ached and I grew faint;
+ My legs got tired and sore.
+ Then a woman yelled, "You come here, John!"
+ And Lordy! how he flew!
+ And the last I heard as he broke and ran
+ Was, "Now I'm tellin' you!"
+
+ I won't never hail old timers
+ To have a drink with me,
+ To learn the history of the range
+ As far back as seventy-three.
+ And the next time that I'm thirsty
+ And feeling kind of blue,
+ I'll step right up and drink alone--
+ Now I'm tellin' you!
+ _From the Wild Bunch._
+
+
+
+
+THE CLOWN'S BABY
+
+
+ IT was on the western frontier,--
+ The miners, rugged and brown,
+ Were gathered round the posters,
+ The circus had come to town!
+ The great tent shone in the darkness
+ Like a wonderful palace of light,
+ And rough men crowded the entrance,--
+ Shows didn't come every night!
+
+ Not a woman's face among them;
+ Many a face that was bad,
+ And some that were only vacant,
+ And some that were very sad.
+ And behind a canvas curtain,
+ In a corner of the place,
+ The clown, with chalk and vermillion,
+ Was "making up" his face.
+
+ A weary looking woman
+ With a smile that still was sweet,
+ Sewed on a little garment,
+ With a cradle at her feet.
+ Pantaloon stood ready and waiting,
+ It was time for the going on;
+ But the clown in vain searched wildly,--
+ The "property baby" was gone!
+
+ He murmured, impatiently hunting,
+ "It's strange that I cannot find--
+ There, I've looked in every corner;
+ It must have been left behind!"
+ The miners were stamping and shouting,
+ They were not patient men;
+ The clown bent over the cradle,--
+ "I must take you, little Ben."
+
+ The mother started and shivered,
+ But trouble and want were near;
+ She lifted the baby gently,
+ "You'll be very careful, dear?"
+ "Careful? You foolish darling!"
+ How tenderly it was said!
+ What a smile shone through the chalk and paint!
+ "I love each hair of his head!"
+
+ The noise rose into an uproar,
+ Misrule for the time was king;
+ The clown with a foolish chuckle
+ Bolted into the ring.
+ But as, with a squeak and flourish,
+ The fiddles closed their tune
+ "You'll hold him as if he were made of glass?"
+ Said the clown to the pantaloon.
+
+ The jovial fellow nodded,
+ "I've a couple myself," he said.
+ "I know how to handle 'em, bless you!
+ Old fellow, go ahead!"
+ The fun grew fast and furious,
+ And not one of all the crowd
+ Had guessed that the baby was alive,
+ When he suddenly laughed aloud.
+
+ Oh, that baby laugh! It was echoed
+ From the benches with a ring,
+ And the roughest customer there sprang up
+ With, "Boys, it's the real thing."
+ The ring was jammed in a minute,
+ Not a man that did not strive
+ For a "shot at holding the baby,"--
+ The baby that was alive!
+
+ He was thronged with kneeling suitors
+ In the midst of the dusty ring,
+ And he held his court right royally,--
+ The fair little baby king,--
+ Till one of the shouting courtiers,--
+ A man with a bold, hard face,
+ The talk, for miles, of the country,
+ And the terror of the place,
+
+ Raised the little king to his shoulder
+ And chuckled, "Look at that!"
+ As the chubby fingers clutched his hair;
+ Then, "Boys, hand round the hat!"
+ There never was such a hatful
+ Of silver and gold and notes;
+ People are not always penniless
+ Because they don't wear coats.
+
+ And then, "Three cheers for the baby!"
+ I tell you those cheers were meant,
+ And the way that they were given
+ Was enough to raise the tent.
+ And then there was sudden silence
+ And a gruff old miner said,
+ "Come boys, enough of this rumpus;
+ It's time it was put to bed."
+
+ So, looking a little sheepish,
+ But with faces strangely bright,
+ The audience, somewhat lingering,
+ Flocked out into the night.
+ And the bold-faced leader chuckled,
+ "He wasn't a bit afraid!
+ He's as game as he's good-looking!
+ Boys, that was a show that _paid_!"
+ _Margaret Vandergrift._
+
+
+
+
+THE DRUNKEN DESPERADO
+
+
+ I'M wild and woolly and full of fleas,
+ I'm hard to curry below the knees,
+ I'm a she-wolf from Shamon Creek,
+ For I was dropped from a lightning streak
+ And it's my night to hollow--Whoo-pee!
+
+ I stayed in Texas till they runned me out,
+ Then in Bull Frog they chased me about,
+ I walked a little and rode some more,
+ For I've shot up a town before
+ And it's my night to hollow--Whoo-pee!
+
+ Give me room and turn me loose
+ I'm peaceable without excuse.
+ I never killed for profit or fun,
+ But riled, I'm a regular son of a gun
+ And it's my night to hollow--Whoo-pee!
+
+ Good-eye Jim will serve the crowd;
+ The rule goes here no sweetnin' 'lowed.
+ And we'll drink now the Nixon kid,
+ For I rode to town and lifted the lid
+ And it's my night to hollow--Whoo-pee!
+
+ You can guess how quick a man must be,
+ For I killed eleven and wounded three;
+ And brothers and daddies aren't makin' a sound
+ Though they know where the kid is found
+ And it's my night to hollow--Whoo-pee!
+
+ When I get old and my aim aint true
+ And it's three to one and wounded, too,
+ I won't beg and claw the ground;
+ For I'll be dead before I'm found
+ When it's my night to hollow--Whoo-pee!
+ _Baird Boyd._
+
+
+
+
+MARTA OF MILRONE
+
+
+ I SHOT him where the Rio flows;
+ I shot him when the moon arose;
+ And where he lies the vulture knows
+ Along the Tinto River.
+
+ In schools of eastern culture pale
+ My cloistered flesh began to fail;
+ They bore me where the deserts quail
+ To winds from out the sun.
+
+ I looked upon the land and sky,
+ Nor hoped to live nor feared to die;
+ And from my hollow breast a sigh
+ Fell o'er the burning waste.
+
+ But strong I grew and tall I grew;
+ I drank the region's balm and dew,--
+ It made me lithe in limb and thew,--
+ How swift I rode and ran!
+
+ And oft it was my joy to ride
+ Over the sand-blown ocean wide
+ While, ever smiling at my side,
+ Rode Marta of Milrone.
+
+ A flood of horned heads before,
+ The trampled thunder, smoke and roar,
+ Of full four thousand hoofs, or more--
+ A cloud, a sea, a storm!
+
+ Oh, wonderful the desert gleamed,
+ As, man and maid, we spoke and dreamed
+ Of love in life, till white wastes seemed
+ Like plains of paradise.
+
+ Her eyes with Love's great magic shone.
+ "Be mine, O Marta of Milrone,--
+ Your hand, your heart be all my own!"
+ Her lips made sweet response.
+
+ "I love you, yes; for you are he
+ Who from the East should come to me--
+ And I have waited long!" Oh, we
+ Were happy as the sun.
+
+ There came upon a hopeless quest,
+ With hell and hatred in his breast,
+ A stranger, who his love confessed
+ To Marta long in vain.
+
+ To me she spoke: "Chosen mate,
+ His eyes are terrible with fate,--
+ I fear his love, I fear his hate,--
+ I fear some looming ill!"
+
+ Then to the church we twain did ride,
+ I kissed her as she rode beside.
+ How fair--how passing fair my bride
+ With gold combs in her hair!
+
+ Before the Spanish priest we stood
+ Of San Gregorio's brotherhood--
+ A shot rang out!--and in her blood
+ My dark-eyed darling lay.
+
+ O God! I carried her beside
+ The Virgin's altar where she cried,--
+ Smiling upon me ere she died,--
+ "Adieu, my love, adieu!"
+
+ I knelt before St. Mary's shrine
+ And held my dead one's hand in mine,
+ "Vengeance," I cried, "O Lord, be thine,
+ But I thy minister!"
+
+ I kissed her thrice and sealed my vow,--
+ Her eyes, her sea-cold lips and brow,--
+ "Farewell, my heart is dying now,
+ O Marta of Milrone!"
+
+ Then swift upon my steed I lept;
+ My streaming eyes the desert swept;
+ I saw the accursed where he crept
+ Against the blood-red sun.
+
+ I galloped straight upon his track,
+ And never more my eyes looked back;
+ The world was barred with red and black;
+ My heart was flaming coal.
+
+ Through the delirious twilight dim
+ And the black night I followed him;
+ Hills did we cross and rivers swim,--
+ My fleet foot horse and I.
+
+ The morn burst red, a gory wound,
+ O'er iron hills and savage ground;
+ And there was never another sound
+ Save beat of horses' hoofs.
+
+ Unto the murderer's ear they said,
+ "_Thou'rt of the dead! Thou'rt of the dead!_"
+ Still on his stallion black he sped
+ While death spurred on behind.
+
+ Fiery dust from the blasted plain
+ Burnt like lava in every vein;
+ But I rode on with steady rein
+ Though the fierce sand-devils spun.
+
+ Then to a sullen land we came,
+ Whose earth was brass, whose sky was flame;
+ I made it balm with her blessed name
+ In the land of Mexico.
+
+ With gasp and groan my poor horse fell,--
+ Last of all things that loved me well!
+ I turned my head--a smoking shell
+ Veiled me his dying throes.
+
+ But fast on vengeful foot was I;
+ His steed fell, too, and was left to die;
+ He fled where a river's channel dry
+ Made way to the rolling stream.
+
+ Red as my rage the huge sun sank.
+ My foe bent low on the river's bank
+ And deep of the kindly flood he drank
+ While the giant stars broke forth.
+
+ Then face to face and man to man
+ I fought him where the river ran,
+ While the trembling palm held up its fan
+ And the emerald serpents lay.
+
+ The mad, remorseless bullets broke
+ From tongues of flame in the sulphur smoke;
+ The air was rent till the desert spoke
+ To the echoing hills afar.
+
+ Hot from his lips the curses burst;
+ He fell! The sands were slaked of thirst;
+ A stream in the stream ran dark at first,
+ And the stones grew red as hearts.
+
+ I shot him where the Rio flows;
+ I shot him when the moon arose;
+ And where he lies the vulture knows
+ Along the Tinto River.
+
+ But where she lies to none is known
+ Save to my poor heart and a lonely stone
+ On which I sit and weep alone
+ Where the cactus stars are white.
+
+ Where I shall lie, no man can say;
+ The flowers all are fallen away;
+ The desert is so drear and grey,
+ O Marta of Milrone!
+ _Herman Scheffauer._
+
+
+
+
+JACK DEMPSEY'S GRAVE
+
+
+ FAR out in the wilds of Oregon,
+ On a lonely mountain side,
+ Where Columbia's mighty waters
+ Roll down to the Ocean's tide;
+ Where the giant fir and cedar
+ Are imaged in the wave,
+ O'ergrown with ferns and lichens,
+ I found poor Dempsey's grave.
+
+ I found no marble monolith,
+ No broken shaft nor stone,
+ Recording sixty victories
+ This vanquished victor won;
+ No rose, no shamrock could I find,
+ No mortal here to tell
+ Where sleeps in this forsaken spot
+ The immortal Nonpareil.
+
+ A winding, wooded canyon road
+ That mortals seldom tread
+ Leads up this lonely mountain
+ To this desert of the dead.
+ And the western sun was sinking
+ In Pacific's golden wave;
+ And these solemn pines kept watching
+ Over poor Jack Dempsey's grave.
+
+ That man of honor and of iron,
+ That man of heart and steel,
+ That man who far out-classed his class
+ And made mankind to feel
+ That Dempsey's name and Dempsey's fame
+ Should live in serried stone,
+ Is now at rest far in the West
+ In the wilds of Oregon.
+
+ Forgotten by ten thousand throats
+ That thundered his acclaim--
+ Forgotten by his friends and foes
+ That cheered his very name;
+ Oblivion wraps his faded form,
+ But ages hence shall save
+ The memory of that Irish lad
+ That fills poor Dempsey's grave.
+
+ O Fame, why sleeps thy favored son
+ In wilds, in woods, in weeds?
+ And shall he ever thus sleep on--
+ Interred his valiant deeds?
+ 'Tis strange New York should thus forget
+ Its "bravest of the brave,"
+ And in the wilds of Oregon
+ Unmarked, leave Dempsey's grave.
+ _MacMahon._
+
+
+
+
+THE CATTLE ROUND-UP
+
+
+ ONCE more are we met for a season of pleasure,
+ That shall smooth from our brows every furrow of care,
+ For the sake of old times shall we each tread a measure
+ And drink to the lees in the eyes of the fair.
+ Once more let the hand-clasp of years past be given;
+ Let us once more be boys and forget we are men;
+ Let friendships the chances of fortune have riven
+ Be renewed and the smiling past come back again.
+ The past, when the prairie was big and the cattle
+ Were as "scary" as ever the antelope grew--
+ When to carry a gun, to make our spurs rattle,
+ And to ride a blue streak was the most that we knew;
+ The past when we headed each year for Dodge City
+ And punched up the drags on the old Chisholm Trail;
+ When the world was all bright and the girls were all pretty,
+ And a feller could "mav'rick" and stay out of jail.
+
+ Then here's to the eyes that like diamonds are gleaming,
+ And make the lamps blush that their duties are o'er;
+ And here's to the lips where young love lies a-dreaming;
+ And here's to the feet light as air on the floor;
+ And here's to the memories--fun's sweetest sequel;
+ And here's to the night we shall ever recall;
+ And here's to the time--time shall know not its equal
+ When we danced the day in at the Cattlemen's Ball.
+ _H. D. C. McLaclachlan._
+
+
+
+
+PART II
+
+THE COWBOY OFF GUARD
+
+
+
+
+ _I am the plain, barren since time began.
+ Yet do I dream of motherhood, when man
+ One day at last shall look upon my charms
+ And give me towns, like children, for my arms._
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY'S WORRYING LOVE
+
+
+ I UST to read in the novel books 'bout fellers that got the prod
+ From an arrer shot from his hidin' place by the hand o' the Cupid god,
+ An' I'd laugh at the cussed chumps they was a-wastin' their breath in
+ sighs
+ An' goin' around with a locoed look a-campin' inside their eyes.
+ I've read o' the gals that broke 'em up a-sailin' in airy flight
+ On angel pinions above their beds as they dreampt o' the same at
+ night,
+ An' a sort o' disgusted frown'd bunch the wrinkles acrost my brow,
+ An' I'd call 'em a lot o' sissy boys--but I'm seein' it different now.
+
+ I got the jab in my rough ol' heart, an' I got it a-plenty, too,
+ A center shot from a pair o' eyes of the winninest sort o' blue,
+ An' I ride the ranges a-sighin' sighs, as cranky as a locoed steer--
+ A durned heap worse than the novel blokes that the narrative gals'd
+ queer.
+ Just hain't no energy left no mo', go 'round like a orphant calf
+ A-thinkin' about that sagehen's eyes that give me the Cupid gaff,
+ An' I'm all skeered up when I hit the thought some other rider might
+ Cut in ahead on a faster hoss an' rope her afore my sight.
+
+ There ain't a heifer that ever run in the feminine beauty herd
+ Could switch a tail on the whole durned range 'long-side o' that
+ little bird;
+ A figger plump as a prairy dog's that's feedin' on new spring grass,
+ An' as purty a face as was ever flashed in front of a lookin' glass.
+ She's got a smile that 'd raise the steam in the icyist sort o' heart,
+ A couple o' soul inspirin' eyes, an' the nose that keeps 'em apart
+ Is the cutest thing in the sassy line that ever occurred to act
+ As a ornament stuck on a purty face, an' that's a dead open fact.
+
+ I'm a-goin' to brace her by an' by to see if there's any hope,
+ To see if she's liable to shy when I'm ready to pitch the rope;
+ To see if she's goin' to make a stand, or fly like a skeered up dove
+ When I make a pass with the brandin' iron that's het in the fire o'
+ love.
+ I'll open the little home corral an' give her the level hunch
+ To make a run fur the open gate when I cut her out o' the bunch,
+ Fur there ain't no sense in a-jammin' round with a heart that's as
+ soft as dough
+ An' a-throwin' the breath o' life away bunched up into sighs.
+ Heigh-ho!
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+THE COWBOY AND THE MAID
+
+
+ FUNNY how it come about!
+ Me and Texas Tom was out
+ Takin' of a moonlight walk,
+ Fillin' in the time with talk.
+ Every star up in the sky
+ Seemed to wink the other eye
+ At each other, 'sif they
+ Smelt a mouse around our way!
+
+ Me and Tom had never grew
+ Spoony like some couples do;
+ Never billed and cooed and sighed;
+ He was bashful like and I'd
+ Notions of my own that it
+ Wasn't policy to git
+ Too abundant till I'd got
+ Of my feller good and caught.
+
+ As we walked along that night
+ He got talkin' of the bright
+ Prospects that he had, and I
+ Somehow felt, I dunno why,
+ That a-fore we cake-walked back
+ To the ranch he'd make a crack
+ Fer my hand, and I was plum
+ Achin' fer the shock to come.
+
+ By and by he says, "I've got
+ Fifty head o' cows, and not
+ One of 'em but, on the dead,
+ Is a crackin' thoroughbred.
+ Got a daisy claim staked out,
+ And I'm thinkin' it's about
+ Time fer me to make a shy
+ At a home." "O Tom!" says I.
+
+ "Bin a-lookin' round," says he,
+ "Quite a little while to see
+ 'F I could git a purty face
+ Fer to ornament the place.
+ Plenty of 'em in the land;
+ But the one 'at wears my brand
+ Must be sproutin' wings to fly!"
+ "You deserve her, Tom," says I.
+
+ "Only one so fur," says he,
+ "Fills the bill, and mebbe she
+ Might shy off and bust my hope
+ If I should pitch the poppin' rope.
+ Mebbe she'd git hot an' say
+ That it was a silly play
+ Askin' her to make a tie."
+ "She would be a fool," says I.
+
+ 'Tain't nobody's business what
+ Happened then, but I jist thought
+ I could see the moon-man smile
+ Cutely down upon us, while
+ Me and him was walkin' back,--
+ Stoppin' now and then to smack
+ Lips rejoicin' that at last
+ The dread crisis had been past.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY'S LOVE SONG
+
+
+ OH, the last steer has been branded
+ And the last beef has been shipped,
+ And I'm free to roam the prairies
+ That the round-up crew has stripped;
+ I'm free to think of Susie,--
+ Fairer than the stars above,--
+ She's the waitress at the station
+ And she is my turtle dove.
+
+ Biscuit-shootin' Susie,--
+ She's got us roped and tied;
+ Sober men or woozy
+ Look on her with pride.
+ Susie's strong and able,
+ And not a one gits rash
+ When she waits on the table
+ And superintends the hash.
+
+ Oh, I sometimes think I'm locoed
+ An' jes fit fer herdin' sheep,
+ 'Cause I only think of Susie
+ When I'm wakin' or I'm sleep.
+ I'm wearin' Cupid's hobbles,
+ An' I'm tied to Love's stake-pin,
+ And when my heart was branded
+ The irons sunk deep in.
+
+ Chorus:--
+
+ I take my saddle, Sundays,--
+ The one with inlaid flaps,--
+ And don my new sombrero
+ And my white angora chaps;
+ Then I take a bronc for Susie
+ And she leaves her pots and pans
+ And we figure out our future
+ And talk o'er our homestead plans.
+
+ Chorus:--
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+A BORDER AFFAIR
+
+
+ SPANISH is the lovin' tongue,
+ Soft as music, light as spray;
+ 'Twas a girl I learnt it from
+ Livin' down Sonora way.
+ I don't look much like a lover,
+ Yet I say her love-words over
+ Often, when I'm all alone--
+ "_Mi amor, mi corazon._"
+
+ Nights when she knew where I'd ride
+ She would listen for my spurs,
+ Throw the big door open wide,
+ Raise them laughin' eyes of hers,
+ And my heart would nigh stop beatin'
+ When I'd hear her tender greetin'
+ Whispered soft for me alone--
+ "_Mi amor! mi corazon!_"
+
+ Moonlight in the patio,
+ Old Senora noddin' near,
+ Me and Juana talkin' low
+ So the "madre" couldn't hear--
+ How those hours would go a-flyin',
+ And too soon I'd hear her sighin',
+ In her little sorry-tone--
+ "_Adios, mi corazon._"
+
+ But one time I had to fly
+ For a foolish gamblin' fight,
+ And we said a swift good-bye
+ On that black, unlucky night.
+ When I'd loosed her arms from clingin',
+ With her words the hoofs kept ringin',
+ As I galloped north alone--
+ "_Adios, mi corazon._"
+
+ Never seen her since that night;
+ I kaint cross the Line, you know.
+ She was Mex. and I was white;
+ Like as not it's better so.
+ Yet I've always sort of missed her
+ Since that last, wild night I kissed her,
+ Left her heart and lost my own--
+ "_Adios, mi corazon._"
+ _Charles B. Clark, Jr._
+
+
+
+
+SNAGTOOTH SAL
+
+
+ I WAS young and happy and my heart was light and gay,
+ Singin', always singin' through the sunny summer day;
+ Happy as a lizard in the wavin' chaparral,
+ Walkin' down through Laramie with Snagtooth Sal.
+
+ Sal, Sal,
+ My heart is broke today--
+ Broke in two forever when they laid you in the clay;
+ I would give creation to be walkin' with my gal--
+ Walkin' down through Laramie with Snagtooth Sal.
+
+ Bury me tomorrow where the lily blossoms spring
+ Underneath the willows where the little robins sing.
+ You will yearn to see me--but ah, nevermore you shall--
+ Walkin' down through Laramie with Snagtooth Sal.
+
+ Refrain:--
+
+ Plant a little stone above the little mound of sod;
+ Write: "Here lies a lovin' an' a busted heart, begod!
+ Nevermore you'll see him walkin' proudly with his gal--
+ Walkin' down through Laramie with Snagtooth Sal."
+
+ Sal, Sal,
+ My heart is broke today--
+ Broke in two forever when they laid you in the clay;
+ I would give creation to be walkin' with my gal--
+ Walkin' down through Laramie with Snagtooth Sal.
+ _Lowell O. Reese,
+ In the Saturday Evening Post._
+
+
+
+
+LOVE LYRICS OF A COWBOY
+
+
+ IT hain't no use fer me to say
+ There's others with a style an' way
+ That beats hers to a fare-you-well,
+ Fer, on the square, I'm here to tell
+ I jes can't even start to see
+ But what she's perfect as kin be.
+ Fer any fault I finds excuse--
+ I'll tell you, pard, it hain't no use
+ Fer me to try to raise a hand,
+ When on my heart she's run her brand.
+
+ The bunk-house ain't the same to me;
+ The bunch jes makes me weary--Gee!
+ I never knew they was so coarse--
+ I warps my face to try to force
+ A smile at each old gag they spring;
+ Fer I'd heap ruther hear her sing
+ "Sweet Adeline," or softly play
+ The "Dream o' Heaven" that-a-way.
+ Besides this place, most anywhere
+ I'd ruther be--so she was there.
+
+ She called me "dear," an' do you know,
+ My heart jes skipped a beat, an' tho'
+ I'm hard to feaze, I'm free to yip
+ My reason nearly lost its grip.
+ She called me "dear," jes sweet an' slow,
+ An' lookin' down an' speakin' low;
+ An' if I had ten lives to live,
+ With everything the world could give,
+ I'd shake 'em all without one fear
+ If 'fore I'd go she'd call me "dear."
+
+ You wonders why I slicks up so
+ On Sundays, when I gits to go
+ To see her--well, I'm free to say
+ She's like religion that-a-way.
+ Jes sort o' like some holy thing,
+ As clean as young grass in the spring;
+ An' so before I rides to her
+ I looks my best from hat to spur--
+ But even then I hain't no right
+ To think I look good in her sight.
+
+ If she should pass me up--say, boy,
+ You jes put hobbles on your joy;
+ First thing you know, you gits so gay
+ Your luck stampedes and gits away.
+ An' don't you even start a guess
+ That you've a cinch on happiness;
+ Fer few e'er reach the Promised Land
+ If they starts headed by a band.
+ Ride slow an' quiet, humble, too,
+ Or Fate will slap its brand on you.
+
+ The old range sleeps, there hain't a stir.
+ Less it's a night-hawk's sudden whir,
+ Or cottonwoods a-whisperin while
+ The red moon smiles a lovin' smile.
+ An' there I set an' hold her hand
+ So glad I jes can't understand
+ The reason of it all, or see
+ Why all the world looks good to me;
+ Or why I sees in it heap more
+ Of beauty than I seen before.
+
+ Fool talk, perhaps, but it jes seems
+ We're ridin' through a range o' dreams;
+ Where medder larks the year round sing,
+ An' it's jes one eternal spring.
+ An' time--why time is gone--by gee!
+ There's no such thing as time to me
+ Until she says, "Here, boy, you know
+ You simply jes have got to go;
+ It's nearly twelve." I rides away,
+ "Dog-gone a clock!" is what I say.
+ _R. V. Carr._
+
+
+
+
+THE BULL FIGHT
+
+
+ THE couriers from Chihuahua go
+ To distant Cusi and Santavo,
+ Announce the feast of all the year the crown--
+ _Se corren los toros!_
+ And Juan brings his Pepita into town.
+
+ The rancherias on the mountain side,
+ The haciendas of the Llano wide,
+ Are quickened by the matador's renown.
+ _Se corren los toros!_
+ And Juan brings his Pepita into town.
+
+ The women that on ambling burros ride,
+ The men that trudge behind or close beside
+ Make groups of dazzling red and white and brown.
+ _Se corren los toros!_
+ And Juan brings his Pepita into town.
+
+ Or else the lumbering carts are brought in play,
+ That jolt and scream and groan along the way,
+ But to their happy tenants cause no frown.
+ _Se corren los toros!_
+ And Juan brings his Pepita into town.
+
+ The Plaza De Los Toros offers seats,
+ Some deep in shade, on some the fierce sun beats;
+ These for the don, those for the rustic clown.
+ _Se corren los toros!_
+ And Juan brings his Pepita into town.
+
+ Pepita sits, so young and sweet and fresh,
+ The sun shines on her hair's dusky mesh.
+ Her day of days, how soon it will be flown!
+ _Se corren los toros!_
+ And Juan's brought his Pepita into town.
+
+ The bull is harried till the governor's word
+ Bids the Diestro give the agile sword;
+ Then shower the bravos and the roses down!
+ _'Sta muerto el toro!_
+ And Juan takes his Pepita back from the town.
+ _L. Worthington Green._
+
+
+
+
+THE COWBOY'S VALENTINE
+
+
+ SAY, Moll, now don't you 'llow to quit
+ A-playin' maverick?
+ Sech stock should be corralled a bit
+ An' hev a mark 't 'll stick.
+
+ Old Val's a-roundin'-up today
+ Upon the Sweetheart Range,
+ 'N me a-helpin', so to say,
+ Though this yere herd is strange
+
+ To me--'n yit, ef I c'd rope
+ Jes _one_ to wear my brand
+ I'd strike f'r Home Ranch on a lope,
+ The happiest in the land.
+
+ Yo' savvy who I'm runnin' so,
+ Yo' savvy who I be;
+ Now, can't yo' take that brand--yo' know,--
+ The [Symbol: Heart] M-I-N-E.
+ _C. F. Lummis._
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY'S HOPELESS LOVE
+
+
+ I'VE heard that story ofttimes about that little chap
+ A-cryin' for the shiney moon to fall into his lap,
+ An' jes a-raisin' merry hell because he couldn't git
+ The same to swing down low so's he could nab a-holt of it,
+ An' I'm a-feelin' that-a-way, locoed I reckon, wuss
+ Than that same kid, though maybe not a-makin' sich a fuss,--
+ A-goin' round with achin' eyes a-hankerin' fer a peach
+ That's hangin' on the beauty tree, too high fer me to reach.
+
+ I'm jes a rider of the range, plumb rough an' on-refined,
+ An' wild an' keerless in my ways, like others of my kind;
+ A reckless cuss in leather chaps, an' tanned an' blackened so
+ You'd think I wuz a Greaser from the plains of Mexico.
+ I never learnt to say a prayer, an' guess my style o' talk,
+ If fired off in a Sunday School would give 'em all a shock;
+ An' yet I got a-mopin' round as crazy as a loon
+ An' actin' like the story kid that bellered fer the moon.
+
+ I wish to God she'd never come with them bright laughin' eyes,--
+ Had never flashed that smile that seems a sunburst from the skies,--
+ Had stayed there in her city home instead o' comin' here
+ To visit at the ranch an' knock my heart plumb out o' gear.
+ I wish to God she'd talk to me in a way to fit the case,--
+ In words t'd have a tendency to hold me in my place,--
+ Instead o' bein' sociable an' actin' like she thought
+ Us cowboys good as city gents in clothes that's tailor bought.
+
+ If I would hint to her o' love, she'd hit that love a jar
+ An' laugh at sich a tough as me a-tryin' to rope a star;
+ She'd give them fluffy skirts a flirt, an' skate out o' my sight,
+ An' leave me paralyzed,--an' it'd serve me cussed right.
+ I wish she'd pack her pile o' trunks an' hit the city track,
+ An' maybe I'd recover from this violent attack;
+ An' in the future know enough to watch my feedin' ground
+ An' shun the loco weed o' love when there's an angel round.
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+THE CHASE
+
+
+ HERE'S a moccasin track in the drifts,
+ It's no more than the length of my hand;
+ An' her instep,--just see how it lifts!
+ If that ain't the best in the land!
+ For the maid ran as free as the wind
+ And her foot was as light as the snow.
+ Why, as sure as I follow, I'll find
+ Me a kiss where her red blushes grow.
+
+ Here's two small little feet and a skirt;
+ Here's a soft little heart all aglow.
+ See me trail down the dear little flirt
+ By the sign that she left in the snow!
+ Did she run? 'Twas a sign to make haste.
+ An' why bless her! I'm sure she won't mind.
+ If she's got any kisses to waste,
+ Why, she knew that a man was behind.
+
+ Did she run 'cause she's only afraid?
+ No! For sure 'twas to set me the pace!
+ An' I'll follow in love with a maid
+ When I ain't had a sight of her face.
+ There she is! An' I knew she was near.
+ Will she pay me a kiss to be free?
+ Will she hate? Will she love? Will she fear?
+ Why, the darling! She's waiting to see!
+ _Pocock in "Curley."_
+
+
+
+
+RIDING SONG
+
+
+ LET us ride together,--
+ Blowing mane and hair,
+ Careless of the weather,
+ Miles ahead of care,
+ Ring of hoof and snaffle,
+ Swing of waist and hip,
+ Trotting down the twisted road
+ With the world let slip.
+
+ Let us laugh together,--
+ Merry as of old
+ To the creak of leather
+ And the morning cold.
+ Break into a canter;
+ Shout to bank and tree;
+ Rocking down the waking trail,
+ Steady hand and knee.
+
+ Take the life of cities,--
+ Here's the life for me.
+ 'Twere a thousand pities
+ Not to gallop free.
+ So we'll ride together,
+ Comrade, you and I,
+ Careless of the weather,
+ Letting care go by.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+OUR LITTLE COWGIRL
+
+
+ THAR she goes a-lopin', stranger,
+ Khaki-gowned, with flyin' hair,
+ Talk about your classy ridin',--
+ Wal, you're gettin' it right thar.
+ Jest a kid, but lemme tell you
+ When she warms a saddle seat
+ On that outlaw bronc a-straddle
+ She is one that can't be beat!
+
+ Every buckaroo that sees her
+ Tearin' cross the range astride
+ Has some mighty jealous feelin's
+ Wishin' he knowed how to ride.
+ Why, she'll take a deep barranca
+ Six-foot wide and never peep;
+ That 'ere cayuse she's a-forkin'
+ Sure's somethin' on the leap.
+
+ Ride? Why, she can cut a critter
+ From the herd as neat as pie,
+ Read a brand out on the ranges
+ Just as well as you or I.
+ Ain't much yet with the riata,
+ But you give her a few years
+ And no puncher with the outfit
+ Will beat her a-ropin' steers.
+
+ Proud o' her? Say, lemme tell you,
+ She's the queen of all the range;
+ Got a grip upon our heart-strings
+ Mighty strong, but that ain't strange;
+ 'Cause she loves the lowin' cattle,
+ Loves the hills and open air,
+ Dusty trails on blossomed canons
+ God has strung around out here.
+
+ Hoof-beats poundin' down the mesa,
+ Chicken-time in lively tune,
+ Jest below the trail to Keeber's,--
+ Wait, you'll see her pretty soon.
+ You kin bet I know that ridin',--
+ Now she's toppin' yonder swell.
+ Thar she is; that's her a-smilin'
+ At the bars of the corral.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+I WANT MY TIME
+
+
+ I'M night guard all alone tonight,
+ Dead homesick, lonely, tired and blue;
+ And none but you can make it right;
+ My heart is hungry, Girl, for you.
+
+ I've longed all night to hug you, Dear;
+ To speak my love I'm at a loss.
+ But just as soon as daylight's here
+ I'm goin' straight to see the boss.
+
+ "How long's the round-up goin' to run?
+ Another week, or maybe three?
+ Give me my time, then, I am done.
+ No, I'm not sick. Three weeks? Oh gee!"
+
+ I know, though, when I've had enough.
+ I will not work,--darned if I will.
+ I'm goin' to quit, and that's no bluff.
+ Say, gimme some tobacco, Bill.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+WHO'S THAT CALLING SO SWEET?
+
+
+ THE herds are gathered in from plain and hill,
+ Who's that a-calling?
+ The boys are sleeping and the boys are still,
+ Who's that a-calling?
+ 'Twas the wind a-sighing in the prairie grass,
+ Who's that a-calling?
+ Or wild birds singing overhead as they pass.
+
+ Who's that a-calling?
+ Making heart and pulse to beat.
+
+ No, no, it wasn't earthly sound I heard,
+ Who's that a-calling?
+ It was no sigh of breeze or song of bird,
+ Who's that a-calling?
+ For the tone I heard was softer far than these,
+ that a-calling?
+ 'Twas loved ones' voices from far off across the seas
+ _Deveen._
+
+
+
+
+SONG OF THE CATTLE TRAIL
+
+
+ THE dust hangs thick upon the trail
+ And the horns and the hoofs are clashing,
+ While off at the side through the chaparral
+ The men and the strays go crashing;
+ But in right good cheer the cowboy sings,
+ For the work of the fall is ending,
+ And then it's ride for the old home ranch
+ Where a maid love's light is tending.
+
+ Then it's crack! crack! crack!
+ On the beef steer's back,
+ And it's run, you slow-foot devil;
+ For I'm soon to turn back where through the black
+ Love's lamp gleams along the level.
+
+ He's trailed them far o'er the trackless range,
+ Has this knight of the saddle leather;
+ He has risked his life in the mad stampede,
+ And has breasted all kinds of weather.
+ But now is the end of the trail in sight,
+ And the hours on wings are sliding;
+ For it's back to the home and the only girl
+ When the foreman O K's the option.
+
+ Then it's quirt! quirt! quirt!
+ And it's run or git hurt,
+ You hang-back, bawling critter.
+ For a man who's in love with a turtle dove
+ Ain't got no time to fritter.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY'S SON
+
+
+ WHAR y'u from, little stranger, little boy?
+ Y'u was ridin' a cloud on that star-strewn plain,
+ But y'u fell from the skies like a drop of rain
+ To this world of sorrow and long, long pain.
+ Will y'u care fo' yo' mothah, little boy?
+
+ When y'u grows, little varmint, little boy,
+ Y'u'll be ridin' a hoss by yo' fathah's side
+ With yo' gun and yo' spurs and yo' howstrong pride.
+ Will y'u think of yo' home when the world rolls wide?
+ Will y'u wish for yo' mothah, little boy?
+
+ When y'u love in yo' manhood, little boy,--
+ When y'u dream of a girl who is angel fair,--
+ When the stars are her eyes and the wind is her hair,--
+ When the sun is her smile and yo' heaven's there,--
+ Will y'u care for yo' mothah, little boy?
+ _Pocock in "Curley."_
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY SONG
+
+
+ I COULD not be so well content,
+ So sure of thee,
+ Senorita,
+ But well I know you must relent
+ And come to me,
+ Lolita!
+
+ The Caballeros throng to see
+ Thy laughing face,
+ Senorita,
+ Lolita.
+ But well I know thy heart's for me,
+ Thy charm, thy grace,
+ Lolita!
+
+ I ride the range for thy dear sake,
+ To earn thee gold,
+ Senorita,
+ Lolita;
+ And steal the gringo's cows to make
+ A ranch to hold
+ Lolita!
+ _Pocock in "Curley."_
+
+
+
+
+A NEVADA COWPUNCHER TO HIS BELOVED
+
+
+ LONESOME? Well, I guess so!
+ This place is mighty blue;
+ The silence of the empty rooms
+ Jes' palpitates with--you.
+
+ The day has lost its beauty,
+ The sun's a-shinin' pale;
+ I'll round up my belongin's
+ An' I guess I'll hit the trail.
+
+ Out there in the sage-brush
+ A-harkin' to the "Coo-oo"
+ Of the wild dove in his matin'
+ I can think alone of you.
+
+ Perhaps a gaunt coyote
+ Will go a-lopin' by
+ An' linger on the mountain ridge
+ An' cock his wary eye.
+
+ An' when the evenin' settles,
+ A-waitin' for the dawn
+ Perhaps I'll hear the ground owl:
+ "She's gone--she's gone--she's gone!"
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+THE COWBOY TO HIS FRIEND IN NEED
+
+
+ YOU'RE very well polished, I'm free to confess,
+ Well balanced, well rounded, a power for right;
+ But cool and collected,--no steel could be less;
+ You're primed for continual fight.
+
+ Your voice is a bellicose bark of ill-will,
+ On hatred and choler you seem to have fed;
+ But when I control you, your temper is nil;
+ In fact, you're most easily led.
+
+ Though lead is your diet and fight is your fun,
+ I simply can't give you the jolt;
+ For I love you, you blessed old son-of-a-gun,--
+ You forty-five caliber Colt!
+ _Burke Jenkins._
+
+
+
+
+WHEN BOB GOT THROWED
+
+
+ THAT time when Bob got throwed
+ I thought I sure would bust.
+ I like to died a-laffin'
+ To see him chewin' dust.
+
+ He crawled on that Andy bronc
+ And hit him with a quirt.
+ The next thing that he knew
+ He was wallowin' in the dirt.
+
+ Yes, it might a-killed him,
+ I heard the old ground pop;
+ But to see if he was injured
+ You bet I didn't stop.
+
+ I just rolled on the ground
+ And began to kick and yell;
+ It like to tickled me to death
+ To see how hard he fell.
+
+ 'Twarn't more than a week ago
+ That I myself got throwed,
+ (But 'twas from a meaner horse
+ Than old Bob ever rode).
+
+ D'you reckon Bob looked sad and said,
+ "I hope that you ain't hurt!"
+ Naw! He just laffed and laffed and laffed
+ To see me chewin' dirt.
+
+ I've been prayin' ever since
+ For his horse to turn his pack;
+ And when he done it, I'd a laffed
+ If it had broke his back.
+
+ So I was still a-howlin'
+ When Bob, he got up lame;
+ He seen his horse had run clean off
+ And so for me he came.
+
+ He first chucked sand into my eyes,
+ With a rock he rubbed my head,
+ Then he twisted both my arms,--
+ "Now go fetch that horse," he said.
+
+ So I went and fetched him back,
+ But I was feelin' good all day;
+ For I sure enough do love to see
+ A feller get throwed that way.
+ _Ray._
+
+
+
+
+COWBOY VERSUS BRONCHO
+
+
+ HAVEN'T got no special likin' fur the toney sorts o' play,
+ Chasin' foxes or that hossback polo game,
+ Jumpin' critters over hurdles--sort o' things that any jay
+ Could accomplish an' regard as rather tame.
+ None o' them is worth a mention, to my thinkin' p'int o' view,
+ Which the same I hold correct without a doubt,
+ As a-toppin' of a broncho that has got it in fur you
+ An' concludes that's just the time to have it out.
+
+ Don't no sooner hit the saddle than the exercises start,
+ An' they're lackin' in perliminary fuss;
+ You kin hear his j'ints a-crackin' like he's breakin' 'em apart,
+ An' the hide jes' seems a-rippin' off the cuss,
+ An' you sometimes git a joltin' that makes everything turn blue,
+ An' you want to strictly mind what you're about,
+ When you're fightin' with a broncho that has got it in fur you
+ An' imagines that's the time to have it out.
+
+ Bows his back when he is risin', sticks his nose between his knees,
+ An' he shakes hisself while a-hangin' in the air;
+ Then he hits the earth so solid that it somewhat disagrees
+ With the usual peace an' quiet of your hair.
+ You imagine that your innards are a-gittin' all askew,
+ An' your spine don't feel so cussed firm an' stout,
+ When you're up agin a broncho that has got it in fur you
+ Doin' of his level best to have it out.
+
+ He will rise to the occasion with a lightnin' jump, an' then
+ When he hits the face o' these United States
+ Doesn't linger half a second till he's in the air agin--
+ Occupies the earth an' then evacuates.
+ Isn't any sense o' comfort like a-settin' in a pew
+ Listenin' to hear a sleepy parson spout
+ When you're up on top a broncho that has got it in fur you
+ An' is desputly a-tryin' to have it out.
+
+ Always feel a touch o' pity when he has to give it up
+ After makin' sich a well intentioned buck
+ An' is standin' broken hearted an' as gentle as a pup
+ A reflectin' on the rottenness o' luck.
+ Puts your sympathetic feelin's, as you might say, in a stew,
+ Though you're lame as if a-sufferin' from the gout,
+ When you're lightin' off a broncho that has had it in fur you
+ An' mistook the proper time to have it out.
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+WHEN YOU'RE THROWED
+
+
+ IF a feller's been a-straddle
+ Since he's big enough to ride,
+ And has had to sling his saddle
+ On most any colored hide,--
+ Though it's nothin' they take pride in,
+ Still most fellers I have knowed,
+ If they ever done much ridin',
+ Has at different times got throwed.
+
+ All the boys start out together
+ For the round-up some fine day
+ When you're due to throw your leather
+ On a little wall-eyed bay,
+ An' he swells to beat the nation
+ When you're cinchin' up the slack,
+ An' he keeps an elevation
+ In your saddle at the back.
+
+ He stands still with feet a-sprawlin',
+ An' his eye shows lots of white,
+ An' he kinks his spinal column,
+ An' his hide is puckered tight,
+ He starts risin' an' a-jumpin',
+ An' he strikes when you get near,
+ An' you cuss him an' you thump him
+ Till you get him by the ear,--
+
+ Then your right hand grabs the saddle
+ An' you ketch your stirrup, too,
+ An' you try to light a-straddle
+ Like a woolly buckaroo;
+ But he drops his head an' switches,
+ Then he makes a backward jump,
+ Out of reach your stirrup twitches
+ But your right spur grabs his hump.
+
+ An' "Stay with him!" shouts some feller;
+ Though you know it's hope forlorn,
+ Yet you'll show that you ain't yeller
+ An' you choke the saddle horn.
+ Then you feel one rein a-droppin'
+ An' you know he's got his head;
+ An' your shirt tail's out an' floppin';
+ An' the saddle pulls like lead.
+
+ Then the boys all yell together
+ Fit to make a feller sick:
+ "Hey, you short horn, drop the leather!
+ Fan his fat an' ride him slick!"
+ Seems you're up-side-down an' flyin';
+ Then your spurs begin to slip.
+ There's no further use in tryin',
+ For the horn flies from your grip,
+
+ An' you feel a vague sensation
+ As upon the ground you roll,
+ Like a violent separation
+ 'Twixt your body an' your soul.
+ Then you roll agin a hummock
+ Where you lay an' gasp for breath,
+ An' there's somethin' grips your stomach
+ Like the finger-grips o' death.
+
+ They all offers you prescriptions
+ For the grip an' for the croup,
+ An' they give you plain descriptions
+ How you looped the spiral loop;
+ They all swear you beat a circus
+ Or a hoochy-koochy dance,
+ Moppin' up the canon's surface
+ With the bosom of your pants.
+
+ Then you'll get up on your trotters,
+ But you have a job to stand;
+ For the landscape round you totters
+ An' your collar's full o' sand.
+ Lots of fellers give prescriptions
+ How a broncho should be rode,
+ But there's few that gives descriptions
+ Of the times when they got throwed.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+PARDNERS
+
+
+ YOU bad-eyed, tough-mouthed son-of-a-gun,
+ Ye're a hard little beast to break,
+ But ye're good for the fiercest kind of a run
+ An' ye're quick as a rattlesnake.
+ Ye jolted me good when we first met
+ In the dust of that bare corral,
+ An' neither one of us will forget
+ The fight we fit, old pal.
+
+ But now--well, say, old hoss, if John
+ D. Rockefeller shud come
+ With all the riches his paws are on
+ And want to buy you, you bum,
+ I'd laugh in his face an' pat your neck
+ An' say to him loud an' strong:
+ "I wouldn't sell you this derned old wreck
+ For all your wealth--so long!"
+
+ For we have slept on the barren plains
+ An' cuddled against the cold;
+ We've been through tempests of drivin' rains
+ When the heaviest thunder rolled;
+ We've raced from fire on the lone prairee
+ An' run from the mad stampede;
+ An' there ain't no money could buy from me
+ A pard of your style an' breed.
+
+ So I reckon we'll stick together, pard,
+ Till one of us cashes in;
+ Ye're wirey an' tough an' mighty hard,
+ An' homlier, too, than sin.
+ But yer head's all there an' yer heart's all right,
+ An' you've been a good pardner, too,
+ An' if ye've a soul it's clean an' white,
+ You ugly ol' scoundrel, you!
+ _Berton Braley._
+
+
+
+
+THE BRONC THAT WOULDN'T BUST
+
+
+ I'VE busted bronchos off and on
+ Since first I struck their trail,
+ And you bet I savvy bronchos
+ From nostrils down to tail;
+ But I struck one on Powder River,
+ And say, hands, he was the first
+ And only living broncho
+ That your servant couldn't burst.
+
+ He was a no-count buckskin,
+ Wasn't worth two-bits to keep,
+ Had a black stripe down his backbone,
+ And was woolly like a sheep.
+ That hoss wasn't built to tread the earth;
+ He took natural to the air;
+ And every time he went aloft
+ He tried to leave me there.
+
+ He went so high above the earth
+ Lights from Jerusalem shone.
+ Right thar we parted company
+ And he came down alone.
+ I hit terra firma,
+ The buckskin's heels struck free,
+ And brought a bunch of stars along
+ To dance in front of me.
+
+ I'm not a-riding airships
+ Nor an electric flying beast;
+ Ain't got no rich relation
+ A-waitin' me back East;
+ So I'll sell my chaps and saddle,
+ My spurs can lay and rust;
+ For there's now and then a digger
+ That a buster cannot bust.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+THE OL' COW HAWSE
+
+
+ WHEN it comes to saddle hawses, there's a difference in steeds:
+ There is fancy-gaited critters that will suit some feller's needs;
+ There is nags high-bred an' tony, with a smooth an' shiny skin,
+ That will capture all the races that you want to run 'em in.
+ But fer one that never tires; one that's faithful, tried and true;
+ One that allus is a "stayer" when you want to slam him through,
+ There is but one breed o' critters that I ever came across
+ That will allus stand the racket: 'tis the
+ Ol'
+ Cow
+ Hawse
+
+ No, he ain't so much fer beauty, fer he's scrubby an' he's rough,
+ An' his temper's sort o' sassy, but you bet he's good enough!
+ Fer he'll take the trail o' mornin's, be it up or be it down,
+ On the range a-huntin' cattle or a-lopin' into town,
+ An' he'll leave the miles behind him, an' he'll never sweat a hair,
+ 'Cuz he's a willin' critter when he's goin' anywhere.
+ Oh, your thoroughbred at runnin' in a race may be the boss,
+ But fer all day ridin' lemme have the
+ Ol'
+ Cow
+ Hawse!
+
+ When my soul seeks peace and quiet on the home ranch of the blest,
+ Where no storms or stampedes bother, an' the trails are trails o'
+ rest,
+ When my brand has been inspected an' pronounced to be O K,
+ An' the boss has looked me over an' has told me I kin stay,
+ Oh, I'm hopin' when I'm lopin' off across that blessed range
+ That I won't be in a saddle on a critter new an' strange,
+ But I'm prayin' every minnit that up there I'll ride across
+ That big heaven range o' glory on an
+ Ol'
+ Cow
+ Hawse
+ _E. A. Brinninstool._
+
+
+
+
+THE BUNK-HOUSE ORCHESTRA
+
+
+ WRANGLE up your mouth-harps, drag your banjo out,
+ Tune your old guitarra till she twangs right stout,
+ For the snow is on the mountains and the wind is on the plain,
+ But we'll cut the chimney's moanin' with a livelier refrain.
+
+ _Shinin' dobe fire-place, shadows on the wall
+ (See old Shorty's friv'lous toes a-twitchin' at the call:)
+ It's the best grand high that there is within the law
+ When seven jolly punchers tackle "Turkey in the Straw."_
+
+ Freezy was the day's ride, lengthy was the trail,
+ Ev'ry steer was haughty with a high-arched tail,
+ But we held 'em and we shoved 'em for our longin' hearts were tried
+ By a yearnin' for tobaccer and our dear fireside.
+
+ _Swing 'er into stop-time, don't you let 'er droop
+ (You're about as tuneful as a coyote with the croup!)
+ Ay, the cold wind bit when we drifted down the draw,
+ But we drifted on to comfort and to "Turkey in the Straw."_
+
+ Snarlin' when the rain whipped, cussin' at the ford--
+ Ev'ry mile of twenty was a long discord,
+ But the night is brimmin' music and its glory is complete
+ When the eye is razzle-dazzled by the flip o' Shorty's feet!
+
+ _Snappy for the dance, now, till she up and shoots!
+ (Don't he beat the devil's wife for jiggin' in his boots?)
+ Shorty got throwed high and we laughed till he was raw,
+ But tonight he's done forgot it prancin' "Turkey in the Straw."_
+
+ Rainy dark or firelight, bacon rind or pie,
+ Livin' is a luxury that don't come high;
+ Oh, be happy and onruly while our years and luck allow,
+ For we all must die or marry less than forty years from now!
+
+ _Lively on the last turn! Lope'er to the death!
+ (Reddy's soul is willin' but he's gettin' short o' breath.)
+ Ay, the storm wind sings and old trouble sucks his paw
+ When we have an hour of firelight set to "Turkey in the Straw."_
+ _Charles Badger Clark._
+
+
+
+
+THE COWBOY'S DANCE SONG
+
+
+ YOU can't expect a cowboy to agitate his shanks
+ In etiquettish manner in aristocratic ranks
+ When he's always been accustomed to shake the heel and toe
+ At the rattling rancher dances where much etiquet don't go.
+ You can bet I set them laughing in quite an excited way,
+ A-giving of their squinters an astonished sort of play,
+ When I happened into Denver and was asked to take a prance
+ In the smooth and easy mazes of a high-toned dance.
+
+ When I got among the ladies in their frocks of fleecy white,
+ And the dudes togged out in wrappings that were simply out of sight,
+ Tell you what, I was embarrassed, and somehow I couldn't keep
+ From feeling like a burro in a pretty flock of sheep.
+ Every step I made was awkward and I blushed a fiery red
+ Like the principal adornment of a turkey gobbler's head.
+ The ladies said 'twas seldom that they had had the chance
+ To see an old-time puncher at a high-toned dance.
+
+ I cut me out a heifer from a bunch of pretty girls
+ And yanked her to the center to dance the dreamy whirls.
+ She laid her head upon my bosom in a loving sort of way
+ And we drifted into heaven as the band began to play.
+ I could feel my neck a-burning from her nose's breathing heat,
+ And she do-ce-doed around me, half the time upon my feet;
+ She peered up in my blinkers with a soul-dissolving glance
+ Quite conducive to the pleasures of a high-toned dance.
+
+ Every nerve just got a-dancing to the music of delight
+ As I hugged the little sagehen uncomfortably tight;
+ But she never made a bellow and the glances of her eyes
+ Seemed to thank me for the pleasure of a genuine surprise.
+ She snuggled up against me in a loving sort of way,
+ And I hugged her all the tighter for her trustifying play,--
+ Tell you what the joys of heaven ain't a cussed circumstance
+ To the hug-a-mania pleasures of a high-toned dance.
+
+ When they struck the old cotillion on the music bill of fare,
+ Every bit of devil in me seemed to burst out on a tear.
+ I fetched a cowboy whoop and started in to rag,
+ And cut her with my trotters till the floor began to sag;
+ Swung my pardner till she got sea-sick and rushed for a seat;
+ I balanced to the next one but she dodged me slick and neat.--
+ Tell you what, I shook the creases from my go-to-meeting pants
+ When I put the cowboy trimmings on that high-toned dance.
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+THE COWBOYS' CHRISTMAS BALL
+
+
+ WAY out in Western Texas, where the Clear Fork's waters flow,
+ Where the cattle are "a-browzin'" and the Spanish ponies grow;
+ Where the Norther "comes a-whistlin'" from beyond the Neutral strip
+ And the prairie dogs are sneezin', as if they had "the Grip";
+ Where the coyotes come a-howlin' round the ranches after dark,
+ And the mocking-birds are singin' to the lovely "medder lark";
+ Where the 'possum and the badger, and rattle-snakes abound,
+ And the monstrous stars are winkin' o'er a wilderness profound;
+ Where lonesome, tawny prairies melt into airy streams,
+ While the Double Mountains slumber in heavenly kinds of dreams;
+ Where the antelope is grazin' and the lonely plovers call--
+ It was there that I attended "The Cowboys' Christmas Ball."
+
+ The town was Anson City, old Jones's county seat,
+ Where they raise Polled Angus cattle, and waving whiskered wheat;
+ Where the air is soft and "bammy," an' dry an' full of health,
+ And the prairies is explodin' with agricultural wealth;
+ Where they print the _Texas Western_, that Hec. McCann supplies,
+ With news and yarns and stories, of most amazin' size;
+ Where Frank Smith "pulls the badger," on knowin' tender feet,
+ And Democracy's triumphant, and mighty hard to beat;
+ Where lives that good old hunter, John Milsap from Lamar,
+ Who "used to be the sheriff, back East, in Paris, sah!"
+ 'Twas there, I say, at Anson, with the lively "Widder Wall,"
+ That I went to that reception, "The Cowboys' Christmas Ball."
+
+ The boys had left the ranches and come to town in piles;
+ The ladies--"kinder scatterin'"--had gathered in for miles.
+ And yet the place was crowded, as I remember well,
+ 'Twas got for the occasion at "The Morning Star Hotel."
+ The music was a fiddle and a lively tambourine,
+ And a "viol come imported," by stage from Abilene.
+ The room was togged out gorgeous--with mistletoe and shawls,
+ And candles flickered frescoes around the airy walls.
+ The "wimmin folks" looked lovely--the boys looked kinder treed,
+ Till their leader commenced yellin': "Whoa, fellers, let's stampede."
+ The music started sighin' and a-wailin' through the hall,
+ As a kind of introduction to "The Cowboys' Christmas Ball."
+
+ The leader was a fellow that came from Swenson's Ranch,
+ They called him "Windy Billy," from "little Dead-man's Branch."
+ His rig was "kinder keerless," big spurs and high-heeled boots;
+ He had the reputation that comes when "fellers shoots."
+ His voice was like the bugle upon the mountain's height;
+ His feet were animated, an' a _mighty movin' sight_,
+ When he commenced to holler, "Neow, fellers, stake yer pen!
+ Lock horns to all them heifers, an' russle 'em like men.
+ Saloot yer lovely critters; neow swing an' let 'em go,
+ Climb the grape vine round 'em--all hands do-ce-do!
+ And Mavericks, jine the round-up--Jest skip her waterfall,"
+ Huh! hit wuz gittin' happy, "The Cowboys' Christmas Ball!"
+
+ The boys were tolerable skittish, the ladies powerful neat,
+ That old bass viol's music _just got there with both feet_.
+ That wailin' frisky fiddle, I never shall forget;
+ And Windy kept a singin'--I think I hear him yet--
+ "O Xes, chase your squirrels, an' cut 'em to one side,
+ Spur Treadwell to the center, with Cross P Charley's bride,
+ Doc. Hollis down the middle, an' twine the ladies' chain,
+ Varn Andrews pen the fillies in big T. Diamond's train.
+ All pull yer freight tergether, neow swallow fork an' change,
+ 'Big Boston' lead the trail herd, through little Pitchfork's range.
+ Purr round yer gentle pussies, neow rope 'em! Balance all!"
+ Huh! hit wuz gittin' active--"The Cowboys' Christmas Ball!"
+
+ The dust riz fast an' furious, we all just galloped round,
+ Till the scenery got so giddy, that Z Bar Dick was downed.
+ We buckled to our partners, an' told 'em to hold on,
+ Then shook our hoofs like lightning until the early dawn.
+ Don't tell me 'bout cotillions, or germans. No sir 'ee!
+ That whirl at Anson City just takes the cake with me.
+ I'm sick of lazy shufflin's, of them I've had my fill,
+ Give me a fronteer breakdown, backed up by Windy Bill.
+ McAllister ain't nowhere! when Windy leads the show,
+ I've seen 'em both in harness, an' so I sorter know--
+ Oh, Bill, I sha'n't forget yer, and I'll oftentimes recall,
+ That lively-gaited sworray--"The Cowboys' Christmas Ball."
+ _Larry Chittenden in_ "_Ranch Verses."_
+
+
+
+
+A DANCE AT THE RANCH
+
+
+ FROM every point they gaily come, the broncho's unshod feet
+ Pat at the green sod of the range with quick, emphatic beat;
+ The tresses of the buxom girls as banners stream behind--
+ Like silken, castigating whips cut at the sweeping wind.
+ The dashing cowboys, brown of face, sit in their saddle thrones
+ And sing the wild songs of the range in free, uncultured tones,
+ Or ride beside the pretty girls, like gallant cavaliers,
+ And pour the usual fairy tales into their list'ning ears.
+ Within the "best room" of the ranch the jolly gathered throng
+ Buzz like a hive of human bees and lade the air with song;
+ The maidens tap their sweetest smiles and give their tongues full rein
+ In efforts to entrap the boys in admiration's chain.
+ The fiddler tunes the strings with pick of thumb and scrape of bow,
+ Finds one string keyed a note too high, another one too low;
+ Then rosins up the tight-drawn hairs, the young folks in a fret
+ Until their ears are greeted with the warning words, "All set!
+ S'lute yer pardners! Let 'er go!
+ Balance all an' do-ce-do!
+ Swing yer girls an' run away!
+ Right an' left an' gents sashay!
+ Gents to right an' swing or cheat!
+ On to next gal an' repeat!
+ Balance next an' don't be shy!
+ Swing yer pard an' swing 'er high!
+ Bunch the gals an' circle round!
+ Whack yer feet until they bound!
+ Form a basket! Break away!
+ Swing an' kiss an' all git gay!
+ Al'man left an' balance all!
+ Lift yer hoofs an' let 'em fall!
+ Swing yer op'sites! Swing agin!
+ Kiss the sagehens if you kin!"
+ An' thus the merry dance went on till morning's struggling light
+ In lengthening streaks of grey breaks down the barriers of the night,
+ And broncs are mounted in the glow of early morning skies
+ By weary-limbed young revelers with drooping, sleepy eyes.
+ The cowboys to the ranges speed to "work" the lowing herds,
+ The girls within their chambers hide their sleep like weary birds,
+ And for a week the young folks talk of what a jolly spree
+ They had that night at Jackson's ranch down on the Owyhee.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+AT A COWBOY DANCE
+
+
+ GIT yo' little sagehens ready;
+ Trot 'em out upon the floor--
+ Line up there, you critters! Steady!
+ Lively, now! One couple more.
+ Shorty, shed that ol' sombrero;
+ Broncho, douse that cigaret;
+ Stop yer cussin', Casimero,
+ 'Fore the ladies. Now, all set:
+
+ S'lute yer ladies, all together;
+ Ladies opposite the same;
+ Hit the lumber with yer leather;
+ Balance all an' swing yer dame;
+ Bunch the heifers in the middle;
+ Circle stags an' do-ce-do;
+ Keep a-steppin' to the fiddle;
+ Swing 'em 'round an' off you go.
+
+ First four forward. Back to places.
+ Second foller. Shuffle back--
+ Now you've got it down to cases--
+ Swing 'em till their trotters crack.
+ Gents all right a-heel an' toein';
+ Swing 'em--kiss 'em if yo' kin--
+ On to next an' keep a-goin'
+ Till yo' hit yer pards agin.
+
+ Gents to center. Ladies 'round 'em;
+ Form a basket; balance all;
+ Swing yer sweets to where yo' found 'em;
+ All p'mnade around the hall.
+ Balance to yer pards an' trot 'em
+ 'Round the circle double quick;
+ Grab an' squeeze 'em while you've got 'em--
+ Hold 'em to it if they kick.
+
+ Ladies, left hand to yer sonnies;
+ Alaman; grand right an' left;
+ Balance all an' swing yer honies--
+ Pick 'em up an' feel their heft.
+ All p'mnade like skeery cattle;
+ Balance all an' swing yer sweets;
+ Shake yer spurs an' make 'em rattle--
+ Keno! Promenade to seats.
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+THE COWBOYS' BALL
+
+
+ _YIP! Yip! Yip! Yip! tunin' up the fiddle_;
+ You an' take yo'r pardner there, standin' by the wall!
+ _Say "How!" make a bow, and sashay down the middle_;
+ Shake yo'r leg lively at the Cowboys' Ball.
+
+ Big feet, little feet, all the feet a-clickin';
+ Everybody happy an' the goose a-hangin' high;
+ Lope, trot, hit the spot, like a colt a-kickin';
+ Keep a-stompin' leather while you got one eye.
+
+ Yah! Hoo! Larry! would you watch his wings a-floppin'
+ Jumpin' like a chicken that's a-lookin' for its head;
+ Hi! Yip! Never slip, and never think of stoppin',
+ Just keep yo'r feet a-movin' till we all drop dead!
+
+ High heels, low heels, moccasins and slippers;
+ Real old rally round the dipper and the keg!
+ Uncle Ed's gettin' red--had too many dippers;
+ Better get him hobbled or he'll break his leg!
+
+ _Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! tunin' up the fiddle_;
+ Pass him up another for his arm is gettin' slow.
+ _Bow down! right in town--and sashay down the middle_;
+ Got to keep a-movin' for to see the show!
+
+ Yes, mam! Warm, mam? Want to rest a minute?
+ Like to get a breath of air lookin' at the stars?
+ All right! Fine night--Dance? There's nothin' in it!
+ That's my pony there, peekin' through the bars.
+
+ Bronc, mam? No, mam! Gentle as a kitten!
+ Here, boy! Shake a hand! Now, mam, you can see;
+ Night's cool. What a fool to dance, instead of sittin'
+ Like a gent and lady, same as you and me.
+
+ _Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! tunin' up the fiddle_;
+ Well, them as likes the exercise sure can have it all!
+ _Right wing, lady swings, and sashay down the middle..._
+ But this beats dancin' at the Cowboys' Ball.
+ _Henry Herbert Knibbs._
+
+
+
+
+PART III
+
+COWBOY TYPES
+
+
+
+
+ _DOWN where the Rio Grande ripples--
+ When there's water in its bed;
+ Where no man is ever drunken--
+ All prefer mescal instead;
+ Where no lie is ever uttered--
+ There being nothin' one can trade;
+ Where no marriage vows are broken
+ 'Cause the same are never made._
+
+
+
+
+THE COWBOY
+
+
+ HE wears a big hat and big spurs and all that,
+ And leggins of fancy fringed leather;
+ He takes pride in his boots and the pistol he shoots,
+ And he's happy in all kinds of weather;
+ He's fond of his horse, it's a broncho, of course,
+ For oh, he can ride like the devil;
+ He is old for his years and he always appears
+ Like a fellow who's lived on the level;
+ He can sing, he can cook, yet his eyes have the look
+ Of a man that to fear is a stranger;
+ Yes, his cool, quiet nerve will always subserve
+ For his wild life of duty and danger.
+ He gets little to eat, and he guys tenderfeet,
+ And for fashion, oh well! he's not in it;
+ He can rope a gay steer when he gets on its ear
+ At the rate of two-forty a minute;
+ His saddle's the best in the wild, woolly West,
+ Sometimes it will cost sixty dollars;
+ Ah, he knows all the tricks when he brands mavericks,
+ But his knowledge is not got from your scholars;
+ He is loyal as steel, but demands a square deal,
+ And he hates and despises a coward;
+ Yet the cowboy, you'll find, to women is kind
+ Though he'll fight till by death overpowered.
+ Hence I say unto you,--give the cowboy his due
+ And be kind, my friends, to his folly;
+ For he's generous and brave though he may not behave
+ Like your dudes, who are so melancholy.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+BAR-Z ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
+
+
+ WE ain't no saints on the Bar-Z ranch,
+ 'Tis said--an' we know who 'tis--
+ "Th' devil's laid hold on us, tooth an' branch,
+ An' uses us in his biz."
+ Still, we ain't so bad but we might be wuss,
+ An' you'd sure admit that's right,
+ If you happened--an' unbeknown to us--
+ Around, of a Sunday night.
+
+ Th' week-day manners is stowed away,
+ Th' jokes an' the card games halts,
+ When Dick's ol' fiddle begins to play
+ A toon--an' it ain't no waltz.
+ It digs fer th' things that are out o' sight,
+ It delves through th' toughest crust,
+ It grips th' heart-strings, an' holds 'em tight,
+ Till we've got ter sing--er bust!
+
+ With pipin' treble the kid starts in,
+ An' Hell! how that kid kin sing!
+ "Yield not to temptation, fer yieldin' is sin,"
+ He leads, an' the rafters ring;
+ "Fight manfully onward, dark passions subdue,"
+ We shouts it with force an' vim;
+ "Look ever to Jesus, he'll carry you through,"--
+ That's puttin' it up to Him!
+
+ We ain't no saints on the ol' Bar-Z,
+ But many a time an' oft
+ When ol' fiddle's a-pleadin', "Abide with me,"
+ Our hearts gets kinder soft.
+ An' we makes some promises there an' then
+ Which we keeps--till we goes to bed,--
+ That's the most could be ast o' a passel o' men
+ What ain't no saints, as I said.
+ _Percival Combes._
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY RACE
+
+
+ A PATTERING rush like the rattle of hail
+ When the storm king's wild coursers are out on the trail,
+ A long roll of hoofs,--and the earth is a drum!
+ The centaurs! See! Over the prairies they come!
+
+ A rollicking, clattering, battering beat;
+ A rhythmical thunder of galloping feet;
+ A swift-swirling dust-cloud--a mad hurricane
+ Of swarthy, grim faces and tossing, black mane;
+
+ Hurrah! in the face of the steeds of the sun
+ The gauntlet is flung and the race is begun!
+ _J. C. Davis._
+
+
+
+
+THE HABIT
+
+
+ I'VE beat my way wherever any winds have blown;
+ I've bummed along from Portland down to San Antone;
+ From Sandy Hook to Frisco, over gulch and hill,--
+ For once you git the habit, why, you can't keep still.
+
+ I settled down quite frequent, and I says, says I,
+ "I'll never wander further till I come to die."
+ But the wind it sorter chuckles, "Why, o' course you will."
+ An' sure enough I does it 'cause I can't keep still.
+
+ I've seen a lot o' places where I'd like to stay,
+ But I gets a-feelin' restless an' I'm on my way.
+ I was never meant for settin' on my own door sill,
+ An', once you git the habit, why, you can't keep still.
+
+ I've been in rich men's houses an' I've been in jail,
+ But when it's time for leavin' I jes hits the trail.
+ I'm a human bird of passage and the song I trill
+ Is, "Once you git the habit, why, you can't keep still."
+
+ The sun is sorter coaxin' an' the road is clear,
+ An' the wind is singin' ballads that I got to hear.
+ It ain't no use to argue when you feel the thrill;
+ For, once you git the habit, why, you can't keep still.
+ _Berton Braley._
+
+
+
+
+A RANGER
+
+
+ HE never made parade of tooth or claw;
+ He was plain as us that nursed the bawlin' herds.
+ Though he had a rather meanin'-lookin' jaw,
+ He was shy of exercisin' it with words.
+ As a circus-ridin' preacher of the law,
+ All his preachin' was the sort that hit the nail;
+ He was just a common ranger, just a ridin' pilgrim stranger,
+ And he labored with the sinners of the trail.
+
+ Once a Yaqui knifed a woman, jealous mad,
+ Then hit southward with the old, old killer's plan,
+ And nobody missed the woman very bad,
+ While they'd just a little rather missed the man.
+ But the ranger crossed his trail and sniffed it glad,
+ And then loped away to bring him back again,
+ For he stood for peace and order on the lonely, sunny border
+ And his business was to hunt for sinful men!
+
+ So the trail it led him southward all the day,
+ Through the shinin' country of the thorn and snake,
+ Where the heat had drove the lizards from their play
+ To the shade of rock and bush and yucca stake.
+ And the mountains heaved and rippled far away
+ And the desert broiled as on the devil's prong,
+ But he didn't mind the devil if his head kept clear and level
+ And the hoofs beat out their clear and steady song.
+
+ Came the yellow west, and on a far off rise
+ Something black crawled up and dropped beyond the rim,
+ And he reached his rifle out and rubbed his eyes
+ While he cussed the southern hills for growin' dim.
+ Down a hazy 'royo came the coyote cries,
+ Like they laughed at him because he'd lost his mark,
+ And the smile that brands a fighter pulled his mouth a little tighter
+ As he set his spurs and rode on through the dark.
+
+ Came the moonlight on a trail that wriggled higher
+ Through the mountains that look into Mexico,
+ And the shadows strung his nerves like banjo wire
+ And the miles and minutes dragged unearthly slow.
+ Then a black mesquite spit out a thread of fire
+ And the canyon walls flung thunder back again,
+ And he caught himself and fumbled at his rifle while he grumbled
+ That his bridle arm had weight enough for ten.
+
+ Though his rifle pointed wavy-like and slack
+ And he grabbed for leather at his hawse's shy,
+ Yet he sent a soft-nosed exhortation back
+ That convinced the sinner--just above the eye.
+ So the sinner sprawled among the shadows black
+ While the ranger drifted north beneath the moon,
+ Wabblin' crazy in his saddle, workin' hard to stay a-straddle
+ While the hoofs beat out a slow and sorry tune.
+
+ When the sheriff got up early out of bed,
+ How he stared and vowed his soul a total loss,
+ As he saw the droopy thing all blotched with red
+ That came ridin' in aboard a tremblin' hawse.
+ But "I got 'im" was the most the ranger said
+ And you couldn't hire him, now, to tell the tale;
+ He was just a quiet ranger, just a ridin' pilgrim stranger
+ And he labored with the sinners of the trail.
+ _Charles Badger Clark, Jr._
+
+
+
+
+THE INSULT
+
+
+ I'VE swum the Colorado where she runs close down to hell;
+ I've braced the faro layouts in Cheyenne;
+ I've fought for muddy water with a bunch of howlin' swine
+ An' swallowed hot tamales and cayenne;
+
+ I've rode a pitchin' broncho till the sky was underneath;
+ I've tackled every desert in the land;
+ I've sampled XX whiskey till I couldn't hardly see
+ An' dallied with the quicksands of the Grande;
+
+ I've argued with the marshals of a half a dozen burgs;
+ I've been dragged free and fancy by a cow;
+ I've had three years' campaignin' with the fightin', bitin' Ninth,
+ An' I never lost my temper till right now.
+
+ I've had the yeller fever and been shot plum full of holes;
+ I've grabbed an army mule plum by the tail;
+ But I've never been so snortin', really highfalutin' mad
+ As when you up and hands me ginger ale.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+"THE ROAD TO RUIN"[2]
+
+
+ I WENT into the grog-shop, Tom, and stood beside the bar,
+ And drank a glass of lemonade and smoked a bad seegar.
+ The same old kegs and jugs was thar, the same we used to know
+ When we was on the round-up, Tom, some twenty years ago.
+
+ The bar-tender is not the same. The one who used to sell
+ Corroded tangle-foot to us, is rotting now in hell.
+ This one has got a plate-glass front, he combs his hair quite low,
+ He looks just like the one we knew some twenty years ago.
+
+ Old soak came up and asked for booze and had the same old grin
+ While others burned their living forms and wet their coats with gin.
+ Outside the doorway women stood, their faces seamed with woe
+ And wept just like they used to weep some twenty years ago.
+
+ I asked about our old-time friends, those cheery, sporty men;
+ And some was in the poor-house, Tom, and some was in the pen.
+ You know the one you liked the best?--the hang-man laid him low,--
+ Oh, few are left that used to booze some twenty years ago.
+
+ You recollect our favorite, whom pride claimed for her own,--
+ He used to say that he could booze or leave the stuff alone.
+ He perished for the James Fitz James, out in the rain and snow,--
+ Yes, few survive who used to booze some twenty years ago.
+
+ I visited the old church yard and there I saw the graves
+ Of those who used to drown their woes in old fermented ways.
+ I saw the graves of women thar, lying where the daisies grow,
+ Who wept and died of broken hearts some twenty years ago.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+[2] A famous saloon in West Texas carried this unusual sign.
+
+
+
+
+THE OUTLAW
+
+
+ WHEN my loop takes hold on a two-year-old,
+ By the feet or the neck or the horn,
+ He kin plunge and fight till his eyes go white,
+ But I'll throw him as sure as you're born.
+ Though the taut rope sing like a banjo string
+ And the latigoes creak and strain,
+ Yet I've got no fear of an outlaw steer
+ And I'll tumble him on the plain.
+
+ _For a man is a man and a steer is a beast,
+ And the man is the boss of the herd;
+ And each of the bunch, from the biggest to least,
+ Must come down when he says the word._
+
+ When my leg swings 'cross on an outlaw hawse
+ And my spurs clinch into his hide,
+ He kin r'ar and pitch over hill and ditch,
+ But wherever he goes I'll ride.
+ Let 'im spin and flop like a crazy top,
+ Or flit like a wind-whipped smoke,
+ But he'll know the feel of my rowelled heel
+ Till he's happy to own he's broke.
+
+ _For a man is a man and a hawse is a brute,
+ And the hawse may be prince of his clan,
+ But he'll bow to the bit and the steel-shod boot
+ And own that his boss is the man._
+
+ When the devil at rest underneath my vest
+ Gets up and begins to paw,
+ And my hot tongue strains at its bridle-reins,
+ Then I tackle the real outlaw;
+ When I get plumb riled and my sense goes wild,
+ And my temper has fractious growed,
+ If he'll hump his neck just a triflin' speck,
+ Then it's dollars to dimes I'm throwed.
+
+ _For a man is a man, but he's partly a beast--
+ He kin brag till he makes you deaf,
+ But the one, lone brute, from the West to the East,
+ That he kaint quite break, is himse'f._
+ _Charles B. Clark, Jr._
+
+
+
+
+THE DESERT
+
+
+ 'TWAS the lean coyote told me, baring his slavish soul,
+ As I counted the ribs of my dead cayuse and cursed at the desert
+ sky,
+ The tale of the Upland Rider's fate while I dug in the water hole
+ For a drop, a taste of the bitter seep; but the water hole was dry!
+
+ "He came," said the lean coyote, "and he cursed as his pony fell;
+ And he counted his pony's ribs aloud; yea, even as you have done.
+ He raved as he ripped at the clay-red sand like an imp from the pit of
+ hell,
+ Shriveled with thirst for a thousand years and craving a drop--just
+ one."
+
+ "His name?" I asked, and he told me, yawning to hide a grin:
+ "His name is writ on the prison roll and many a place beside;
+ Last, he scribbled it on the sand with a finger seared and thin,
+ And I watched his face as he spelled it out--laughed as I laughed,
+ and died.
+
+ "And thus," said the lean coyote, "his need is the hungry's feast,
+ And mine." I fumbled and pulled my gun--emptied it wild and fast,
+ But one of the crazy shots went home and silenced the waiting beast;
+ There lay the shape of the Liar, dead! 'Twas I that should laugh
+ the last.
+
+ Laugh? Nay, now I would write my name as the Upland Rider wrote;
+ Write? What need, for before my eyes in a wide and wavering line
+ I saw the trace of a written word and letter by letter float
+ Into a mist as the world grew dark; and I knew that the name was
+ mine.
+
+ Dreams and visions within the dream; turmoil and fire and pain;
+ Hands that proffered a brimming cup--empty, ere I could take;
+ Then the burst of a thunder-head--rain! It was rude, fierce rain!
+ Blindly down to the hole I crept, shivering, drenched, awake!
+
+ Dawn--and the edge of the red-rimmed sun scattering golden flame,
+ As stumbling down to the water hole came the horse that I thought
+ was dead;
+ But never a sign of the other beast nor a trace of a rider's name;
+ Just a rain-washed track and an empty gun--and the old home trail
+ ahead.
+ _Henry Herbert Knibbs._
+
+
+
+
+WHISKEY BILL,--A FRAGMENT
+
+
+ A-DOWN the road and gun in hand
+ Comes Whiskey Bill, mad Whiskey Bill;
+ A-lookin' for some place to land
+ Comes Whiskey Bill.
+ An' everybody'd like to be
+ Ten miles away behind a tree
+ When on his joyous, aching spree
+ Starts Whiskey Bill.
+
+ The times have changed since you made love,
+ O Whiskey Bill, O Whiskey Bill!
+ The happy sun grinned up above
+ At Whiskey Bill.
+ And down the middle of the street
+ The sheriff comes on toe and feet
+ A-wishin' for one fretful peek
+ At Whiskey Bill.
+
+ The cows go grazing o'er the lea,--
+ Poor Whiskey Bill! Poor Whiskey Bill!
+ An' aching thoughts pour in on me
+ Of Whiskey Bill.
+ The sheriff up and found his stride;
+ Bill's soul went shootin' down the slide,--
+ How are things on the Great Divide,
+ O Whiskey Bill?
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+DENVER JIM
+
+
+ "SAY, fellers, that ornery thief must be nigh us,
+ For I jist saw him across this way to the right;
+ Ah, there he is now right under that burr-oak
+ As fearless and cool as if waitin' all night.
+ Well, come on, but jist get every shooter all ready
+ Fur him, if he's spilin' to give us a fight;
+ The birds in the grove will sing chants to our picnic
+ An' that limb hangin' over him stands about right.
+
+ "Say, stranger, good mornin'. Why, dog blast my lasso, boys,
+ If it ain't Denver Jim that's corralled here at last.
+ Right aside for the jilly. Well, Jim, we are searchin'
+ All night for a couple about of your cast.
+ An' seein' yer enter this openin' so charmin'
+ We thought perhaps yer might give us the trail.
+ Haven't seen anything that would answer description?
+ What a nerve that chap has, but it will not avail.
+
+ "Want to trade hosses fur the one I am stridin'!
+ Will you give me five hundred betwixt fur the boot?
+ Say, Jim, that air gold is the strongest temptation
+ An' many a man would say take it and scoot.
+ But we don't belong to that denomination;
+ You have got to the end of your rope, Denver Jim.
+ In ten minutes more we'll be crossin' the prairie,
+ An' you will be hangin' there right from that limb.
+
+ "Have you got any speakin' why the sentence ain't proper?
+ Here, take you a drink from the old whiskey flask.
+ Ar' not dry? Well, I am, an' will drink ter yer, pard,
+ An' wish that this court will not bungle this task.
+ There, the old lasso circles your neck like a fixture;
+ Here, boys, take the line an' wait fer the word;
+ I am sorry, old boy, that your claim has gone under;
+ Fer yer don't meet yer fate like the low, common herd.
+
+ "What's that? So yer want me to answer a letter,--
+ Well, give it to me till I make it all right,
+ A moment or two will be only good manners,
+ The judicious acts of this court will be white.
+ 'Long Point, Arkansas, the thirteenth of August,
+ My dearest son James, somewhere out in the West,
+ For long, weary months I've been waiting for tidings
+ Since your last loving letter came eastward to bless.
+
+ "'God bless you, my son, for thus sending that money,
+ Remembering your mother when sorely in need.
+ May the angels from heaven now guard you from danger
+ And happiness follow your generous deed.
+ How I long so to see you come into the doorway,
+ As you used to, of old, when weary, to rest.
+ May the days be but few when again I can greet you,
+ My comfort and staff, is your mother's request.'
+
+ "Say, pard, here's your letter. I'm not good at writin',
+ I think you'd do better to answer them lines;
+ An' fer fear I might want it I'll take off that lasso,
+ An' the hoss you kin leave when you git to the pines.
+ An' Jim, when yer see yer old mother jist tell her
+ That a wee bit o' writin' kinder hastened the day
+ When her boy could come eastward to stay with her always.
+ Come boys, up and mount and to Denver away."
+
+ O'er the prairies the sun tipped the trees with its splendor,
+ The dew on the grass flashed the diamonds so bright,
+ As the tenderest memories came like a blessing
+ From the days of sweet childhood on pinions of light.
+ Not a word more was spoken as they parted that morning,
+ Yet the trail of a tear marked each cheek as they turned;
+ For higher than law is the love of a mother,--
+ It reversed the decision,--the court was adjourned.
+ _Sherman D. Richardson._
+
+
+
+
+THE VIGILANTES
+
+
+ WE are the whirlwinds that winnow the West--
+ We scatter the wicked like straw!
+ We are the Nemeses, never at rest--
+ We are Justice, and Right, and the Law!
+
+ Moon on the snow and a blood-chilling blast,
+ Sharp-throbbing hoofs like the heart-beat of fear,
+ A halt, a swift parley, a pause--then at last
+ A stiff, swinging figure cut darkly and sheer
+ Against the blue steel of the sky; ghastly white
+ Every on-looking face. Men, our duty was clear;
+ Yet ah! what a soul to send forth to the night!
+
+ Ours is a service brute-hateful and grim;
+ Little we love the wild task that we seek;
+ Are they dainty to deal with--the fear-rigid limb,
+ The curse and the struggle, the blasphemous shriek?
+ Nay, but men must endure while their bodies have breath;
+ God made us strong to avenge Him the weak--
+ To dispense his sure wages of sin--which is death.
+
+ We stand for our duty: while wrong works its will,
+ Our search shall be stern and our course shall be wide;
+ Retribution shall prove that the just liveth still,
+ And its horrors and dangers our hearts can abide,
+ That safety and honor may tread in our path;
+ The vengeance of Heaven shall speed at our side,
+ As we follow unwearied our mission of wrath.
+
+ We are the whirlwinds that winnow the West--
+ We scatter the wicked like straw!
+ We are the Nemeses, never at rest--
+ We are Justice, and Right, and the Law!
+ _Margaret Ashmun._
+
+
+
+
+THE BANDIT'S GRAVE
+
+
+ 'MID lava rock and glaring sand,
+ 'Neath the desert's brassy skies,
+ Bound in the silent chains of death
+ A border bandit lies.
+ The poppy waves her golden glow
+ Above the lowly mound;
+ The cactus stands with lances drawn,--
+ A martial guard around.
+
+ His dreams are free from guile or greed,
+ Or foray's wild alarms.
+ No fears creep in to break his rest
+ In the desert's scorching arms.
+ He sleeps in peace beside the trail,
+ Where the twilight shadows play,
+ Though they watch each night for his return
+ A thousand miles away.
+
+ From the mesquite groves a night bird calls
+ When the western skies grow red;
+ The sand storm sings his deadly song
+ Above the sleeper's head.
+ His steed has wandered to the hills
+ And helpless are his hands,
+ Yet peons curse his memory
+ Across the shifting sands.
+
+ The desert cricket tunes his pipes
+ When the half-grown moon shines dim;
+ The sage thrush trills her evening song--
+ But what are they to him?
+ A rude-built cross beside the trail
+ That follows to the west
+ Casts its long-drawn, ghastly shadow
+ Across the sleeper's breast.
+
+ A lone coyote comes by night
+ And sits beside his bed,
+ Sobbing the midnight hours away
+ With gaunt, up-lifted head.
+ The lizard trails his aimless way
+ Across the lonely mound,
+ When the star-guards of the desert
+ Their pickets post around.
+
+ The winter snows will heap their drifts
+ Among the leafless sage;
+ The pallid hosts of the blizzard
+ Will lift their voice in rage;
+ The gentle rains of early spring
+ Will woo the flowers to bloom,
+ And scatter their fleeting incense
+ O'er the border bandit's tomb.
+ _Charles Pitt._
+
+
+
+
+THE OLD MACKENZIE TRAIL
+
+
+ SEE, stretching yonder o'er that low divide
+ Which parts the falling rain,--the eastern slope
+ Sends down its waters to the southern sea
+ Through Double Mountain's winding length of stream;
+ The western side spreads out into a plain,
+ Which sinks away o'er tawny, rolling leagues
+ At last into the rushing Rio Grande,--
+ See, faintly showing on that distant ridge,
+ The deep-cut pathways through the shelving crest,
+ Sage-matted now and rimmed with chaparral,
+ The dim reminders of the olden times,
+ The life of stir, of blood, of Indian raid,
+ The hunt of buffalo and antelope;
+ The camp, the wagon train, the sea of steers;
+ The cowboy's lonely vigil through the night;
+ The stampede and the wild ride through the storm;
+ The call of California's golden flood;
+ The impulse of the Saxon's "Westward Ho"
+ Which set our fathers' faces from the east,
+ To spread resistless o'er the barren wastes,
+ To people all the regions 'neath the sun--
+ Those vikings of the old Mackenzie Trail.
+
+ It winds--this old forgotten cattle trail--
+ Through valleys still and silent even now,
+ Save when the yellow-breasted desert lark
+ Cries shrill and lonely from a dead mesquite,
+ In quivering notes set in a minor key;
+ The endless round of sunny days, of starry nights,
+ The desert's blank immutability.
+ The coyote's howl is heard at dark from some
+ Low-lying hill; companioned by the loafer wolf
+ They yelp in concert to the far off stars,
+ Or gnaw the bleached bones in savage rage
+ That lie unburied by the grass-grown paths.
+ The prairie dogs play sentinel by day
+ And backward slips the badger to his den;
+ The whir, the fatal strike of rattlesnake,
+ A staring buzzard floating in the blue,
+ And, now and then, the curlew's eerie call,--
+ Lost, always lost, and seeking evermore.
+ All else is mute and dormant; vacantly
+ The sun looks down, the days run idly on,
+ The breezes whirl the dust, which eddying falls
+ Smothering the records of the westward caravans,
+ Where silent heaps of wreck and nameless graves
+ Make milestones for the old Mackenzie Trail.
+
+ Across the Brazos, Colorado, through
+ Concho's broad, fair valley, sweeping on
+ By Abilene it climbs upon the plains,
+ The Llano Estacado (beyond lie wastes
+ Of alkali and hunger gaunt and death),--
+ And here is lost in shifting rifts of sand.
+ Anon it lingers by a hidden spring
+ That bubbles joy into the wilderness;
+ Its pathway trenched that distant mountain side,
+ Now grown to gulches through torrential rain.
+ De Vaca gathered pinons by the way,
+ Long ere the furrows grew on yonder hill,
+ Cut by the creaking prairie-schooner wheels;
+ La Salle, the gentle Frenchman, crossed this course,
+ And went to death and to a nameless grave.
+ For ages and for ages through the past
+ Comanches and Apaches from the north
+ Came sweeping southward, searching for the sun,
+ And charged in mimic combat on the sea.
+ The scions of Montezuma's low-browed race
+ Perhaps have seen that knotted, thorn-clad tree;
+ Or sucked the cactus apples growing there.
+ All these have passed, and passed the immigrants,
+ Who bore the westward fever in their brain,
+ The Norseman tang for roving in their veins;
+ Who loved the plains as sailors love the sea,
+ Braved danger, death, and found a resting place
+ While traveling on the old Mackenzie Trail.
+
+ Brave old Mackenzie long has laid him down
+ To rest beyond the trail that bears his name;
+ A granite mountain makes his monument;
+ The northers, moaning o'er the low divide,
+ Go gently past his long deserted camps.
+ No more his rangers guard the wild frontier,
+ No more he leads them in the border fight.
+ No more the mavericks, winding stream of horns
+ To Kansas bound; the dust, the cowboy songs
+ And cries, the pistol's sharp report,--the free,
+ Wild days in Texas by the Rio Grande.
+ And some men say when dusky night shuts down,
+ Dark, cloudy nights without a kindly star,
+ One sees dim horsemen skimming o'er the plain
+ Hard by Mackenzie's trail; and keener ears
+ Have heard from deep within the bordering hills
+ The tramp of ghostly hoofs, faint cattle lows,
+ The rumble of a moving wagon train,
+ Sometimes far echoes of a frontier song;
+ Then sounds grow fainter, shadows troop away,--
+ On westward, westward, as they in olden time
+ Went rangeing o'er the old Mackenzie Trail.
+ _John A. Lomax._
+
+
+
+
+THE SHEEP-HERDER[3]
+
+
+ ALL day across the sagebrush flat,
+ Beneath the sun of June,
+ My sheep they loaf and feed and bleat
+ Their never changin' tune.
+ And then, at night time, when they lay
+ As quiet as a stone,
+ I hear the gray wolf far away,
+ "Alo-one!" he says, "Alo-one!"
+
+ A-a! ma-a! ba-a! eh-eh-eh!
+ The tune the woollies sing;
+ It's rasped my ears, it seems, for years,
+ Though really just since Spring;
+ And nothin', far as I can see
+ Around the circle's sweep,
+ But sky and plain, my dreams and me
+ And them infernal sheep.
+
+ I've got one book--it's poetry--
+ A bunch of pretty wrongs
+ An Eastern lunger gave to me;
+ He said 'twas "shepherd songs."
+ But, though that poet sure is deep
+ And has sweet things to say,
+ He never seen a herd of sheep
+ Or smelt them, anyway.
+
+ A-a! ma-a! ba-a! eh-eh-eh!
+ My woollies greasy gray,
+ An awful change has hit the range
+ Since that old poet's day.
+ For you're just silly, on'ry brutes
+ And I look like distress,
+ And my pipe ain't the kind that toots
+ And there's no "shepherdess."
+
+ Yet 'way down home in Kansas State,
+ Bliss Township, Section Five,
+ There's one that's promised me to wait,
+ The sweetest girl alive;
+ That's why I salt my wages down
+ And mend my clothes with strings,
+ While others blow their pay in town
+ For booze and other things.
+
+ A-a! ma-a! ba-a! eh-eh-eh!
+ My Minnie, don't be sad;
+ Next year we'll lease that splendid piece
+ That corners on your dad.
+ We'll drive to "literary," dear,
+ The way we used to do
+ And turn my lonely workin' here
+ To happiness for you.
+
+ Suppose, down near that rattlers' den,
+ While I sit here and dream,
+ I'd spy a bunch of ugly men
+ And hear a woman scream.
+ Suppose I'd let my rifle shout
+ And drop the men in rows,
+ And then the woman should turn out--
+ My Minnie!--just suppose.
+
+ A-a! ma-a! ba-a! eh-eh-eh!
+ The tune would then be gay;
+ There is, I mind, a parson kind
+ Just forty miles away.
+ Why, Eden would come back again,
+ With sage and sheep corrals,
+ And I could swing a singin' pen
+ To write her "pastorals."
+
+ I pack a rifle on my arm
+ And jump at flies that buzz;
+ There's nothin' here to do me harm;
+ I sometimes wish there was.
+ If through that brush above the pool
+ A red should creep--and creep--
+ Wah! cut down on 'im!--Stop, you fool!
+ That's nothin' but a sheep.
+
+ A-a! ma-a! ba-a!--Hell!
+ Oh, sky and plain and bluff!
+ Unless my mail comes up the trail
+ I'm locoed, sure enough.
+ What's that?--a dust-whiff near the butte
+ Right where my last trail ran,
+ A movin' speck, a--wagon! Hoot!
+ Thank God! here comes a man.
+ _Charles Badger Clark, Jr._
+
+[3] Only such cowboys as are in desperate need of employment ever
+become sheep-herders.
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY AT THE CARNIVAL
+
+
+ YES, o' cose it's interestin' to a feller from the range,
+ Mighty queerish, too, I tell you,--sich a racket fer a change;
+ From a life among the cattle, from a wool shirt and the chaps
+ To the biled shirt o' the city and the other tony traps.
+ Never seed sich herds o' people throwed together, every brand
+ O' humanity, I reckon, in this big mountain land
+ Rounded up right here in Denver, runnin' on new sort o' feed.
+ Actin' restless an' oneasy, like they threatened to stampede.
+
+ Mighty curious to a rider comin' from the range, he feels
+ What you'd call a lost sensation from sombrero clar to heels;
+ Like a critter stray that drifted in a windstorm from its range
+ To another run o' grazin' where the brands it sees are strange.
+ Then I see a city herder, a policeman, don't you know,
+ Sort o' think he's got men spotted an' is 'bout to make a throw
+ Fer to catch me an' corral me fer a stray till he can talk
+ On the wire an' tell the owner fer to come an' get his stock.
+
+ Yes, it's mighty strange an' funny fer a cowboy, as you say,
+ Fer to hit a camp like this one, so unanimously gay;
+ But I want to tell you, pardner, that a rider sich as me
+ Isn't built fer feedin' on sich crazy jamboree.
+ Every bone I got's a-achin', an' my feet as sore as if
+ I had hit a bed o' cactus, an' my hinges is as stiff
+ From a-hittin' these hot pavements as a feller's jints kin git,--
+ 'Taint like holdin' down a broncho on the range, a little bit.
+
+ I'm hankerin', I tell you, fer to hit the trail an' run
+ Like a crazy, locoed yearlin' from this big cloud-burst o' fun
+ Back toward the cattle ranches, where a feller's breath comes free
+ An' he wears the clothes that fits him, 'stead o' this slick toggery.
+ Where his home is in the saddle, an' the heavens is his roof,
+ An' his ever'day companions wears the hide an' cloven hoof,
+ Where the beller of the cattle is the only sound he hears,
+ An' he never thinks o' nothin' but his grub an' hoss an' steers.
+ _Anonymous._
+
+
+
+
+THE OLD COWMAN
+
+
+ I RODE across a valley range
+ I hadn't seen for years.
+ The trail was all so spoilt and strange
+ It nearly fetched the tears.
+ I had to let ten fences down,--
+ (The fussy lanes ran wrong)
+ And each new line would make me frown
+ And hum a mournin' song.
+
+ Oh, it's squeak! squeak! squeak!
+ Hear 'em stretchin' of the wire!
+ The nester brand is on the land;
+ I reckon I'll retire.
+ While progress toots her brassy horn
+ And makes her motor buzz,
+ I thank the Lord I wasn't born
+ No later than I wuz!
+
+ 'Twas good to live when all the sod,
+ Without no fence nor fuss,
+ Belonged in partnership to God,
+ The Government and us.
+ With skyline bounds from east to west
+ And room to go and come,
+ I loved my fellowman the best
+ When he was scattered some.
+
+ Oh, it's squeak! squeak! squeak!
+ Close and closer cramps the wire!
+ There's hardly play to back away
+ And call a man a liar.
+ Their house has locks on every door;
+ Their land is in a crate.
+ There ain't the plains of God no more,
+ They're only real estate.
+
+ There's land where yet no ditchers dig
+ Nor cranks experiment;
+ It's only lovely, free and big
+ And isn't worth a cent.
+ I pray that them who come to spoil
+ May wait till I am dead
+ Before they foul that blessed soil
+ With fence and cabbage head.
+
+ Yet it's squeak! squeak! squeak!
+ Far and farther crawls the wire!
+ To crowd and pinch another inch
+ Is all their heart's desire.
+ The world is over-stocked with men,
+ And some will see the day
+ When each must keep his little pen,
+ But I'll be far away.
+
+ When my old soul hunts range and rest
+ Beyond the last divide,
+ Just plant me in some stretch of West
+ That's sunny, lone and wide.
+ Let cattle rub my tombstone down
+ And coyotes mourn their kin,
+ Let hawses paw and tramp the moun',--
+ But don't you fence it in!
+
+ Oh, it's squeak! squeak! squeak!
+ And they pen the land with wire.
+ They figure fence and copper cents
+ Where we laughed round the fire.
+ Job cussed his birthday, night and morn
+ In his old land of Uz,
+ But I'm just glad I wasn't born
+ No later than I wuz!
+ _Charles Badger Clark, Jr._
+
+
+
+
+THE GILA MONSTER ROUTE
+
+
+ THE lingering sunset across the plain
+ Kissed the rear-end door of an east-bound train,
+ And shone on a passing track close by
+ Where a ding-bat sat on a rotting tie.
+
+ He was ditched by a shock and a cruel fate.
+ The con high-balled, and the manifest freight
+ Pulled out on the stem behind the mail,
+ And she hit the ball on a sanded rail.
+
+ As she pulled away in the falling light
+ He could see the gleam of her red tail-light.
+ Then the moon arose and the stars came out--
+ He was ditched on the Gila Monster Route.
+
+ Nothing in sight but sand and space;
+ No chance for a gink to feed his face;
+ Not even a shack to beg for a lump,
+ Or a hen-house to frisk for a single gump.
+
+ He gazed far out on the solitude;
+ He drooped his head and began to brood;
+ He thought of the time he lost his mate
+ In a hostile burg on the Nickle Plate.
+
+ They had mooched the stem and threw their feet,
+ And speared four-bits on which to eat;
+ But deprived themselves of daily bread
+ And shafted their coin for "dago red."
+
+ Down by the track in the jungle's glade,
+ In the cool green grass, in the tules' shade,
+ They shed their coats and ditched their shoes
+ And tanked up full of that colored booze.
+
+ Then they took a flop with their skins plumb full,
+ And they did not hear the harnessed bull,
+ Till he shook them out of their boozy nap,
+ With a husky voice and a loaded sap.
+
+ They were charged with "vag," for they had no kale,
+ And the judge said, "Sixty days in jail."
+ But the John had a bindle,--a worker's plea,--
+ So they gave him a floater and set him free.
+
+ They had turned him up, but ditched his mate,
+ So he grabbed the guts of an east-bound freight,
+ He flung his form on a rusty rod,
+ Till he heard the shack say, "Hit the sod!"
+
+ The John piled off, he was in the ditch,
+ With two switch lamps and a rusty switch,--
+ A poor, old, seedy, half-starved bo
+ On a hostile pike, without a show.
+
+ From away off somewhere in the dark
+ Came the sharp, short notes of a coyote's bark.
+ The bo looked round and quickly rose
+ And shook the dust from his threadbare clothes.
+
+ Off in the west through the moonlit night
+ He saw the gleam of a big head-light--
+ An east-bound stock train hummed the rail;
+ She was due at the switch to clear the mail.
+
+ As she drew up close, the head-end shack
+ Threw the switch to the passenger track,
+ The stock rolled in and off the main,
+ And the line was clear for the west-bound train.
+
+ When she hove in sight far up the track,
+ She was workin' steam, with her brake shoes slack,
+ She hollered once at the whistle post,
+ Then she flitted by like a frightened ghost.
+
+ He could hear the roar of the big six-wheel,
+ And her driver's pound on the polished steel,
+ And the screech of her flanges on the rail
+ As she beat it west o'er the desert trail.
+
+ The John got busy and took the risk,
+ He climbed aboard and began to frisk,
+ He reached up high and began to feel
+ For the end-door pin--then he cracked the seal.
+
+ 'Twas a double-decked stock-car, filled with sheep,
+ Old John crawled in and went to sleep.
+ She whistled twice and high-balled out,--
+ They were off, down the Gila Monster Route.
+ _L. F. Post and Glenn Norton._
+
+
+
+
+THE CALL OF THE PLAINS
+
+
+ HO! wind of the far, far prairies!
+ Free as the waves of the sea!
+ Your voice is sweet as in alien street
+ The cry of a friend to me!
+ You bring me the breath of the prairies,
+ Known in the days that are sped,
+ The wild geese's cry and the blue, blue sky
+ And the sailing clouds o'er head!
+
+ My eyes are weary with longing
+ For a sight of the sage grass gray,
+ For the dazzling light of a noontide bright
+ And the joy of the open day!
+ Oh, to hear once more the clanking
+ Of the noisy cowboy's spur,
+ And the south wind's kiss like a mild caress
+ Making the grasses stir.
+
+ I dream of the wide, wide prairies
+ Touched with their glistening sheen,
+ The coyotes' cry and the wind-swept sky
+ And the waving billows of green!
+ And oh, for a night in the open
+ Where no sound discordant mars,
+ And the marvelous glow, when the sun is low,
+ And the silence under the stars!
+
+ Ho, wind from the western prairies!
+ Ho, voice from a far domain!
+ I feel in your breath what I'll feel till death,
+ The call of the plains again!
+ The call of the Spirit of Freedom
+ To the spirit of freedom in me;
+ My heart leaps high with a jubilant cry
+ And I answer in ecstasy!
+ _Ethel MacDiarmid._
+
+
+
+
+WHERE THE GRIZZLY DWELLS[4]
+
+
+ I ADMIRE the artificial art of the East;
+ But I love more the inimitable art of the West,
+ Where nature's handiwork lies in virginal beauty.
+ Amidst the hum of city life
+ I saunter back to dreams of home.
+ Astride the back of my trusty steed
+ I wander away, losing myself
+ In the foothills of the Rockies.
+
+ Away from human habitations,
+ Up the rugged slopes,
+ Through the timbered stretches,
+ I hear the frightful cry of wolves
+ And see a bear sneaking up behind.
+
+ Many nights ago,
+ While herding a bunch of cattle
+ During the round-up season,
+ I lay upon the grass
+ Looking at the mated stars;
+ I wondered if a cowboy
+ Could go to the Unknown Place,
+ The Happy Hunting Ground,
+ When this short life is over.
+
+ But, here or there, I shall always live
+ In the land of mountain air
+ Where the grizzly dwells
+ And sage brush grows;
+ Where mountain trout are not a few;
+ In the land of the Bitterroot,--
+ The Indian land,--Land of the Golden West.
+ _James Fox._
+
+[4] Fox is a halfbreed Indian who sent me a lot of verse. Although he
+had never heard of Walt Whitman, these stanzas suggest that poet. The
+spelling and punctuation are mine.
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY TOAST
+
+
+ HERE'S to the passing cowboy, the plowman's pioneer;
+ His home, the boundless mesa, he of any man the peer;
+ Around his wide sombrero was stretched the rattler's hide,
+ His bridle sporting conchos, his lasso at his side.
+ All day he roamed the prairies, at night he, with the stars,
+ Kept vigil o'er thousands held by neither posts nor bars;
+ With never a diversion in all the lonesome land,
+ But cattle, cattle, cattle, and sun and sage and sand.
+
+ Sometimes the hoot-owl hailed him, when scudding through the flat;
+ And prairie dogs would sauce him, as at their doors they sat;
+ The rattler hissed its warning when near its haunts he trod
+ Some Texas steer pursuing o'er the pathless waste of sod.
+ With lasso, quirt, and 'colter the cowboy knew his skill;
+ They pass with him to history and naught their place can fill;
+ While he, bold broncho rider, ne'er conned a lesson page,--
+ But cattle, cattle, cattle, and sun and sand and sage.
+
+ And oh! the long night watches, with terror in the skies!
+ When lightning played and mocked him till blinded were his eyes;
+ When raged the storm around him, and fear was in his heart
+ Lest panic-stricken leaders might make the whole herd start.
+ That meant a death for many, perhaps a wild stampede,
+ When none could stem the fury of the cattle in the lead;
+ Ah, then life seemed so little and death so very near,--
+ With cattle, cattle, cattle, and darkness everywhere.
+
+ Then quaff with me a bumper of water, clear and pure,
+ To the memory of the cowboy whose fame must e'er endure
+ From the Llano Estacado to Dakota's distant sands,
+ Where were herded countless thousands in the days of fenceless lands.
+ Let us rear for him an altar in the Temple of the Brave,
+ And weave of Texas grasses a garland for his grave;
+ And offer him a guerdon for the work that he has done
+ With cattle, cattle, cattle, and sage and sand and sun.
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+RIDIN' UP THE ROCKY TRAIL FROM TOWN
+
+
+ "Billy Leamont rode out of the town--
+ _Close at his shoulder rode Jack Lorell--_
+ Over the leagues of the prairies brown,
+ Into the hills where the sun goes down--
+ _Billy Leamont and Jack Lorell!_
+
+ * * *
+
+ Billy Leamont looked down the dell--
+ _Dead below; him lay Jack Lorell--_
+ With his gun at his forehead he fired and fell,
+ Then rode they two through the streets of hell--
+ _Billy Leamont and Jack Lorell!_"
+ THE BALLAD OF BILLY LEAMONT.[5]
+
+
+ WE'RE the children of the open and we hate the haunts o' men,
+ But we had to come to town to get the mail.
+ And we're ridin' home at daybreak--'cause the air is cooler then--
+ All 'cept one of us that stopped behind in jail.
+ Shorty's nose won't bear paradin', Bill's off eye is darkly fadin',
+ All our toilets show a touch of disarray,
+ For we found that City life is a constant round of strife
+ And we aint the breed for shyin' from a fray.
+
+ _Chant your warhoops, pardners, dear, while the east turns pale with
+ fear
+ And the chaparral is tremblin' all aroun'
+ For we're wicked to the marrer; we're a midnight dream of terror
+ When we're ridin' up the rocky trail from town!_
+
+ We acquired our hasty temper from our friend, the centipede.
+ From the rattlesnake we learnt to guard our rights.
+ We have gathered fightin' pointers from the famous bronco steed
+ And the bobcat teached us reppertee that bites.
+ So when some high-collared herrin' jeered the garb that I was wearin'
+ 'Twasn't long till we had got where talkin' ends,
+ And he et his ill-bred chat, with a sauce of derby hat,
+ While my merry pardners entertained his friends.
+
+ _Sing 'er out, my buckeroos! Let the desert hear the news.
+ Tell the stars the way we rubbed the haughty down.
+ We're the fiercest wolves a-prowlin' and it's just our night for
+ howlin'
+ When we're ridin' up the rocky trail from town._
+
+ Since the days that Lot and Abram split the Jordan range in halves,
+ Just to fix it so their punchers wouldn't fight,
+ Since old Jacob skinned his dad-in-law of six years' crop of calves
+ And then hit the trail for Canaan in the night,
+ There has been a taste for battle 'mong the men that follow cattle
+ And a love of doin' things that's wild and strange.
+ And the warmth of Laban's words when he missed his speckled herds
+ Still is useful in the language of the range.
+
+ _Sing 'er out, my bold coyotes! leather fists and leather throats,
+ For we wear the brand of Ishm'el like a crown.
+ We're the sons o' desolation, we're the outlaws of creation--
+ Ee-Yow! a-ridin' up the rocky trail from town!_
+
+[5] This fragment is not included in Mr. Clark's poem.
+
+
+
+
+THE DISAPPOINTED TENDERFOOT
+
+
+ HE reached the West in a palace car where the writers tell us the
+ cowboys are,
+ With the redskin bold and the centipede and the rattlesnake and the
+ loco weed.
+ He looked around for the Buckskin Joes and the things he'd seen in
+ the Wild West shows--
+ The cowgirls gay and the bronchos wild and the painted face of the
+ Injun child.
+ He listened close for the fierce war-whoop, and his pent-up spirits
+ began to droop,
+ And he wondered then if the hills and nooks held none of the sights
+ of the story books.
+
+ He'd hoped he would see the marshal pot some bold bad man with a
+ pistol shot,
+ And entered a low saloon by chance, where the tenderfoot is supposed
+ to dance
+ While the cowboy shoots at his bootheels there and the smoke of powder
+ begrims the air,
+ But all was quiet as if he'd strayed to that silent spot where the
+ dead are laid.
+ Not even a faro game was seen, and none flaunted the long, long green.
+ 'Twas a blow for him who had come in quest of a touch of the real
+ wild woolly West.
+
+ He vainly sought for a bad cayuse and the swirl and swish of the
+ flying noose,
+ And the cowboy's yell as he roped a steer, but nothing of this fell
+ on his ear.
+ Not even a wide-brimmed hat he spied, but derbies flourished on every
+ side,
+ And the spurs and the "chaps" and the flannel shirts, the high-heeled
+ boots and the guns and the quirts,
+ The cowboy saddles and silver bits and fancy bridles and swell outfits
+ He'd read about in the novels grim, were not on hand for the likes of
+ him.
+
+ He peered about for a stagecoach old, and a miner-man with a bag of
+ gold,
+ And a burro train with its pack-loads which he'd read they tie with
+ the diamond hitch.
+ The rattler's whir and the coyote's wail ne'er sounded out as he hit
+ the trail;
+ And no one knew of a branding bee or a steer roundup that he longed to
+ see.
+ But the oldest settler named Six-Gun Sim rolled a cigarette and
+ remarked to him:
+ "The West hez gone to the East, my son, and it's only in tents sich
+ things is done."
+ _E. A. Brinninstool._
+
+
+
+
+A COWBOY ALONE WITH HIS CONSCIENCE
+
+
+ WHEN I ride into the mountains on my little broncho bird,
+ Whar my ears are never pelted with the bawlin' o' the herd,
+ An' a sort o' dreamy quiet hangs upon the western air,
+ An' thar ain't no animation to be noticed anywhere;
+ Then I sort o' feel oneasy, git a notion in my head
+ I'm the only livin' mortal--everybody else is dead--
+ An' I feel a queer sensation, rather skeery like, an' odd,
+ When thar ain't nobody near me, 'ceptin' God.
+
+ Every rabbit that I startle from its shaded restin' place,
+ Seems a furry shaft o' silence shootin' into noiseless space,
+ An' a rattlesnake a crawlin' through the rocks so old an' gray
+ Helps along the ghostly feelin' in a rather startlin' way.
+ Every breeze that dares to whisper does it with a bated breath,
+ Every bush stands grim an' silent in a sort o' livin' death--
+ Tell you what, a feller's feelin's give him many an icy prod,
+ When thar ain't nobody near him, 'ceptin' God.
+
+ Somehow allus git to thinkin' o' the error o' my ways,
+ An' my memory goes wingin' back to childhood's happy days,
+ When a mother, now a restin' in the grave so dark an' deep,
+ Used to listen while I'd whisper, "Now I lay me down to sleep."
+ Then a sort o' guilty feelin' gits a surgin' in my breast,
+ An' I wonder how I'll stack up at the final judgment test,
+ Conscience allus welts it to me with a mighty cuttin' rod,
+ When thar ain't nobody near me, 'ceptin' God.
+
+ Take the very meanest sinner that the nation ever saw,
+ One that don't respect religion more'n he respects the law,
+ One that never does an action that's commendable or good,
+ An' immerse him fur a season out in Nature's solitude,
+ An' the cog-wheels o' his conscience 'll be rattled out o' gear,
+ More'n if he 'tended preachin' every Sunday in the year,
+ Fur his sins 'ill come a ridin' through his cranium rough shod,
+ When thar ain't nobody near him, 'ceptin' God.
+ _James Barton Adams._
+
+
+
+
+JUST A-RIDIN'!
+
+
+ OH, for me a horse and saddle
+ Every day without a change;
+ With the desert sun a-blazin'
+ On a hundred miles o' range,
+
+ Just a-ridin', just a-ridin',
+ Desert ripplin' in the sun,
+ Mountains blue along the skyline,--
+ I don't envy anyone.
+
+ When my feet are in the stirrups
+ And my horse is on the bust;
+ When his hoofs are flashin' lightnin'
+ From a golden cloud o' dust;
+ And the bawlin' of the cattle
+ Is a-comin' down the wind,--
+ Oh, a finer life than ridin'
+ Would be mighty hard to find,
+
+ Just a-ridin', just a-ridin',
+ Splittin' long cracks in the air,
+ Stirrin' up a baby cyclone,
+ Rootin' up the prickly pear.
+
+ I don't need no art exhibits
+ When the sunset does his best,
+ Paintin' everlastin' glories
+ On the mountains of the west.
+ And your operas look foolish
+ When the night bird starts his tune
+ And the desert's silver-mounted
+ By the kisses of the moon,
+
+ Just a-ridin', just a-ridin',
+ I don't envy kings nor czars
+ When the coyotes down the valley
+ Are a-singin' to the stars.
+
+ When my earthly trail is ended
+ And my final bacon curled,
+ And the last great round up's finished
+ At the Home Ranch of the world,
+ I don't want no harps or haloes,
+ Robes or other dress-up things,--
+ Let me ride the starry ranges
+ On a pinto horse with wings,
+
+ Just a-ridin', just a-ridin',
+ Splittin' chunks o' wintry air,
+ With your feet froze to your stirrups
+ And a snowdrift in your hair.
+ _(As sent by Elwood Adams, a Colorado
+ cowpuncher.) See "Sun and Saddle
+ Leather," by Charles Badger Clark, Jr._
+
+
+
+
+THE END OF THE TRAIL
+
+
+ SOH, Bossie, soh!
+ The water's handy heah,
+ The grass is plenty neah,
+ An' all the stars a-sparkle
+ Bekaze we drive no mo'--
+ We drive no mo'.
+
+ The long trail ends today,--
+ The long trail ends today,
+ The punchers go to play
+ And all you weary cattle
+ May sleep in peace for sure,--
+ May sleep in peace for sure,--
+ Sleep, sleep for sure.
+
+ The moon can't bite you heah,
+ Nor punchers fright you heah.
+ An' you-all will be beef befo'
+ We need you any mo',--
+ We need you any mo'!
+ _From Pocock's "Curley."_
+
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
+
+
+
+ +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+ | |
+ | Transcriber's notes: Obvious spelling/typographical and |
+ | punctuation errors have been corrected after careful comparison |
+ | with other occurrences within the text and consultation of external |
+ | sources. |
+ | Inconsistent spelling and inline hyphenation occurs across poems |
+ | and songs and is retained. |
+ | Introduction: original shows "Travelling" printed across a line |
+ | break. |
+ | Page 9: "Adios" appears once, "Adios" elsewhere. |
+ | Page 68: "good-bye" appears once, "goodbye" elsewhere. |
+ | Page 90: "sage-brush" appears once, "sagebrush" elsewhere. |
+ | Page 115: original illegible. "You" in the author's transcription |
+ | of the song in John Avery Lomax, Cowboy Songs and Other Frontier |
+ | Ballads, 338, (Macmillan 1918), |
+ | http://www.archive.org/details/cowboysongsother00lomarich |
+ | (accessed March 29, 2007). |
+ | Page 139: "hang-man" hyphenation retained. |
+ | Page 183: "roundup" appears once, "round-up" elsewhere. |
+ | |
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