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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of History of Friedrich II. of Prussia, Vol.
+XVI. (of XXI.), by Thomas Carlyle
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: History of Friedrich II. of Prussia, Vol. XVI. (of XXI.)
+ Frederick The Great--The Ten Years of Peace.--1746-1756.
+
+Author: Thomas Carlyle
+
+Posting Date: June 13, 2008 [EBook #2116]
+Release Date: March 2000
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HISTORY OF FRIEDRICH II. ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by D.R. Thompson
+
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+
+
+HISTORY OF FRIEDRICH II. OF PRUSSIA
+
+FREDERICK THE GREAT
+
+By Thomas Carlyle
+
+
+
+
+BOOK XVI.--THE TEN YEARS OF PEACE.--1746-1756.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter I.--SANS-SOUCI.
+
+Friedrich has now climbed the heights, and sees himself on the upper
+table-land of Victory and Success; his desperate life-and-death
+struggles triumphantly ended. What may be ahead, nobody knows; but here
+is fair outlook that his enemies and Austria itself have had enough of
+him. No wringing of his Silesia from this "bad Man." Not to be overset,
+this one, by never such exertions; oversets US, on the contrary, plunges
+us heels-over-head into the ditch, so often as we like to apply to him;
+nothing but heavy beatings, disastrous breaking of crowns, to be had
+on trying there! "Five Victories!" as Voltaire keeps counting on his
+fingers, with upturned eyes,--Mollwitz, Chotusitz, Striegau, Sohr,
+Kesselsdorf (the last done by Anhalt; but omitting Hennersdorf, and
+that sudden slitting of the big Saxon-Austrian Projects into a cloud of
+feathers, as fine a feat as any),--"Five Victories!" counts Voltaire;
+calling on everybody (or everybody but Friedrich himself, who is easily
+sated with that kind of thing) to admire. In the world are many opinions
+about Friedrich. In Austria, for instance, what an opinion; sinister,
+gloomy in the extreme: or in England, which derives from Austria,--only
+with additional dimness, and with gloomy new provocations of its own
+before long! Many opinions about Friedrich, all dim enough: but this,
+that he is a very demon for fighting, and the stoutest King walking the
+Earth just now, may well be a universal one. A man better not be meddled
+with, if he will be at peace, as he professes to wish being.
+
+Friedrich accordingly is not meddled with, or not openly meddled with;
+and has, for the Ten or Eleven Years coming, a time of perfect external
+Peace. He himself is decided "not to fight with a cat," if he can get
+the peace kept; and for about eight years hopes confidently that this,
+by good management, will continue possible;--till, in the last three
+years, electric symptoms did again disclose themselves, and such hope
+more and more died away. It is well known there lay in the fates a Third
+Silesian War for him, worse than both the others; which is now the
+main segment of his History still lying ahead for us, were this
+Halcyon Period done. Halcyon Period counts from Christmas-day,
+Dresden, 1745,--"from this day, Peace to the end of my life!" had been
+Friedrich's fond hope. But on the 9th day of September, 1756, Friedrich
+was again entering Dresden (Saxony some twelve days before); and the
+Crowning Struggle of his Life was, beyond all expectation, found to be
+still lying ahead for him, awfully dubious for Seven Years thereafter!--
+
+Friedrich's History during this intervening Halcyon or Peace Period
+must, in some way, be made known to readers: but for a great many
+reasons, especially at present, it behooves to be given in compressed
+form; riddled down, to an immense extent, out of those sad Prussian
+Repositories, where the grain of perennial, of significant and still
+memorable, lies overwhelmed under rubbish-mountains of the fairly
+extinct, the poisonously dusty and forgettable;--ACH HIMMEL! Which
+indispensable preliminary process, how can an English Editor, at this
+time, do it; no Prussian, at any time, having thought of trying it! From
+a painful Predecessor of mine, I collect, rummaging among his dismal
+Paper-masses, the following Three Fragments, worth reading here:--
+
+1. "Friedrich was as busy, in those Years, as in the generality of his
+life; and his actions, and salutary conquests over difficulties, were
+many, profitable to Prussia and to himself. Very well worth keeping in
+mind. But not fit for History; or at least only fit in the summary form;
+to be delineated in little, with large generic strokes,--if we had the
+means;--such details belonging to the Prussian Antiquary, rather than
+to the English Historian of Friedrich in our day. A happy Ten Years of
+time. Perhaps the time for Montesquieu's aphorism, 'Happy the People
+whose Annals are blank in History-Books!' The Prussian Antiquary, had
+he once got any image formed to himself of Friedrich, and of Friedrich's
+History in its human lineaments and organic sequences, will glean many
+memorabilia in those Years: which his readers then (and not till then)
+will be able to intercalate in their places, and get human good of. But
+alas, while there is no intelligible human image, nothing of lineaments
+or organic sequences, or other than a jumbled mass of Historical
+Marine-Stores, presided over by Dryasdust and Human Stupor (unsorted,
+unlabelled, tied up in blind sacks), the very Antiquary will have uphill
+work of it, and his readers will often turn round on him with a gloomy
+expression of countenance!"
+
+2. "Friedrich's Life--little as he expected it, that day when he started
+up from his ague-fit at Reinsberg, and grasped the fiery Opportunity
+that was shooting past--is a Life of War. The chief memory that will
+remain of him is that of a King and man who fought consummately well.
+Not Peace and the Muses; no, that is denied him,--though he was so
+unwilling, always, to think it denied! But his Life-Task turned out to
+be a Battle for Silesia. It consists of Three grand Struggles of War.
+And not for Silesia only;--unconsciously, for what far greater things to
+his Nation and to him!
+
+"Deeply unconscious of it, they were passing their 'Trials,' his Nation
+and he, in the great Civil-Service-Examination Hall of this Universe:
+'Are you able to defend yourselves, then; and to hang together coherent,
+against the whole world and its incoherencies and rages?' A question
+which has to be asked of Nations, before they can be recognized as such,
+and be baptized into the general commonwealth; they are mere Hordes
+or accidental Aggregates, till that Question come. Question which this
+Nation had long been getting ready for; which now, under this King, it
+answered to the satisfaction of gods and men: 'Yes, Heaven assisting, we
+can stand on our defence; and in the long-run (as with air when you
+try to annihilate it, or crush it to NOTHING) there is even an infinite
+force in us; and the whole world does not succeed in annihilating us!'
+Upon which has followed what we term National Baptism;--or rather this
+was the National Baptism, this furious one in torrent whirlwinds of
+fire; done three times over, till in gods or men there was no doubt
+left. That was Friedrich's function in the world; and a great and
+memorable one;--not to his own Prussian Nation only, but to Teutschland
+at large, forever memorable.
+
+"'Is Teutschland a Nation; is there in Teutschland still a Nation?'
+Austria, not dishonestly, but much sunk in superstitions and involuntary
+mendacities, and liable to sink much farther, answers always, in gloomy
+proud tone, 'Yes, I am the Nation of Teutschland!'--but is mistaken,
+as turns out. For it is not mendacities, conscious or other, but
+veracities, that the Divine Powers will patronize, or even in the end
+will put up with at all. Which you ought to understand better than you
+do, my friend. For, on the great scale and on the small, and in all
+seasons, circumstances, scenes and situations where a Son of Adam finds
+himself, that is true, and even a sovereign truth. And whoever does not
+know it,--human charity to him (were such always possible) would be,
+that HE were furnished with handcuffs as a part of his outfit in this
+world, and put under guidance of those who do. Yes; to him, I
+should say, a private pair of handcuffs were much usefuler than a
+ballot-box,--were the times once settled again, which they are far from
+being!"...
+
+"So that, if there be only Austria for Nation, Teutschland is in ominous
+case. Truly so. But there is in Teutschland withal, very irrecognizable
+to Teutschland, yet authentically present, a Man of the properly
+unconquerable type; there is also a select Population drilled for him:
+these two together will prove to you that there is a Nation. Conquest
+of Silesia, Three Silesian Wars; labors and valors as of Alcides, in
+vindication of oneself and one's Silesia:--secretly, how unconsciously,
+that other and higher Question of Teutschland, and of its having in it
+a Nation, was Friedrich's sore task and his Prussia's at that time. As
+Teutschland may be perhaps now, in our day, beginning to recognize; with
+hope, with astonishment, poor Teutschland!"...
+
+3. "And in fine, leaving all that, there is one thing undeniable: In all
+human Narrative, it is the battle only, and not the victory, that can
+be dwelt upon with advantage. Friedrich has now, by his Second
+Silesian War, achieved Greatness: 'Friedrich the Great;' expressly
+so denominated, by his People and others. The struggle upwards is the
+Romance; your hero once wedded,--to GLORY, or whoever the Bride may
+be,--the Romance ends. Precise critics do object, That there may
+still lie difficulties, new perils and adventures ahead:--which proves
+conspicuously true in this case of ours. And accordingly, our Book not
+being a Romance but a History, let us, with all fidelity, look out
+what these are, and how they modify our Royal Gentleman who has got his
+wedding done. With all fidelity; but with all brevity, no less. For,
+inasmuch as"--
+
+Well, brevity in most cases is desirable. And, privately, it must be
+owned there is another consideration of no small weight: That,
+our Prussian resources falling altogether into bankruptcy during
+Peace-Periods, Nature herself has so ordered it, in this instance!
+Partly it is our Books (the Prussian Dryasdust reaching his acme on
+those occasions), but in part too it is the Events themselves, that are
+small and want importance; that have fallen dead to us, in the huge new
+Time and its uproars. Events not of flagrant notability (like battles or
+war-passages), to bridle Dryasdust, and guide him in some small measure.
+Events rather which, except as characteristic of one memorable Man
+and King, are mostly now of no memorability whatever. Crowd all these
+indiscriminately into sacks, and shake them out pell-mell on us: that is
+Dryasdust's sweet way. As if the largest Marine-Stores Establishment in
+all the world had suddenly, on hest of some Necromancer or maleficent
+person, taken wing upon you; and were dancing, in boundless mad whirl,
+round your devoted head;--simmering and dancing, very much at its ease;
+no-whither; asking YOU cheerfully, "What is your candid opinion, then?"
+"Opinion," Heavens!--
+
+You have to retire many yards, and gaze with a desperate steadiness;
+assuring yourself: "Well, it does, right indisputably, shadow forth
+SOMEthing. This was a Thing Alive, and did at one time stick together,
+as an organic Fact on the Earth, though it now dances in Dryasdust at
+such a rate!" It is only by self-help of this sort, and long survey,
+with rigorous selection, and extremely extensive exclusion and oblivion,
+that you gain the least light in such an element. "Brevity"--little
+said, when little has been got to be known--is an evident rule!
+Courage, reader; by good eyesight, you will still catch some features
+of Friedrich as we go along. To SAY our little in a not unintelligible
+manner, and keep the rest well hidden, it is all we can do for you!--
+
+
+
+
+FRIEDRICH DECLINES THE CAREER OF CONQUERING HERO; GOES INTO LAW-REFORM;
+AND GETS READY A COTTAGE RESIDENCE FOR HIMSELF.
+
+Friedrich's Journey to Pyrmont is the first thing recorded of him by
+the Newspapers. Gone to take the waters; as he did after his former War.
+Here is what I had noted of that small Occurrence, and of one or
+two others contiguous in date, which prove to be of significance in
+Friedrich's History.
+
+"MAY 12-17th, 1746," say the old Books, "his Majesty sets out for
+Pyrmont, taking Brunswick by the way; arrives at Pyrmont May 17th; stays
+till June 8th;" three weeks good. "Is busy corresponding with the King
+of France about a General Peace; but, owing to the embitterment of both
+parties, it was not possible at this time." Taking the waters at least,
+and amusing himself. From Brunswick, in passing, he had brought with him
+his Brother-in-law the reigning Duke; Rothenburg was there, and Brother
+Henri; D'Arget expressly; Flute-player Quanz withal, and various musical
+people: "in all, a train of above sixty persons." I notice also that
+Prince Wilhelm of Hessen was in Pyrmont at the time. With whom, one
+fancies, what speculations there might be: About the late and present
+War-passages, about the poor Peace Prospects; your Hessian "Siege" so
+called "of Blair in Athol" (CULLODEN now comfortably done), and other
+cognate topics. That is the Pyrmont Journey.
+
+It is no surprise to us to hear, in these months, of new and continual
+attention to Army matters, to Husbandry matters; and to making good, on
+all sides, the ruins left by War. Of rebuilding (at the royal expense)
+"the town of Schmiedeberg, which had been burnt;" of rebuilding, and
+repairing from their damage, all Silesian villages and dwellings; and
+still more satisfactory, How, "in May, 1746, there was, in every Circle
+of the Country, by exact liquidation of Accounts [so rapidly got done],
+exact payment made to the individuals concerned, 1. of all the hay,
+straw and corn that had been delivered to his Majesty's Armies; 2.
+of all the horses that had perished in the King's work; 3. of all the
+horses stolen by the Enemy, and of all the money-contributions exacted
+by the Enemy: payment in ready cash, and according to the rules of
+justice (BAAR UND BILLIGMASSIG), by his Majesty." [Seyfarth, ii. 22,
+23.]
+
+It was from Pyrmont, May, 1746,--or more definitely, it was "at Potsdam
+early in the morning, 15th September," following,--that Friedrich
+launched, or shot forth from its moorings, after much previous
+attempting and preparing, a very great Enterprise; which he has never
+lost sight of since the day he began reigning, nor will till his reign
+and life end: the actual Reform of Law in Prussia. "May 12th, 1746,"
+Friedrich, on the road to Pyrmont, answers his Chief Law-Minister
+Cocceji's REPORT OF PRACTICAL PLAN on this matter: "Yes; looks very
+hopeful!"--and took it with him to consider at Pyrmont, during his
+leisure. Much considering of it, then and afterwards, there was. And
+finally, September 15th, early in the morning, Cocceji had an Interview
+with Friedrich; and the decisive fiat was given: "Yes; start on it, in
+God's name! Pommern, which they call the PROVINCIA LITIGIOSA; try it
+there first!" [Ranke, ii. 392.] And Cocceji, a vigorous old man of
+sixty-seven, one of the most learned of Lawyers, and a very Hercules in
+cleaning Law-Stables, has, on Friedrich's urgencies,--which have been
+repeated on every breathing-time of Peace there has been, and even
+sometimes in the middle of War (last January, 1745, for example;
+and again, express Order, January, 1746, a fortnight after Peace was
+signed),--actually got himself girt for this salutary work. "Wash me out
+that horror of accumulation, let us see the old Pavements of the place
+again. Every Lawsuit to be finished within the Year!"
+
+Cocceji, who had been meditating such matters for a great while, ["1st
+March, 1738," Friedrich Wilhelm's "Edict" on Law Reform: Cocceji ready,
+at that time;--but his then Majesty forbore.] and was himself eager
+to proceed, in spite of considerable wigged oppositions and secret
+reluctances that there were, did now, on that fiat of September 15th,
+get his Select Commission of Six riddled together and adjoined to
+him,--the likeliest Six that Prussia, in her different Provinces,
+could yield;--and got the STANDE of Pommern, after due committeeing and
+deliberating, to consent and promise help. December 31st, 1746, was the
+day the STANDE consented: and January 10th, 1747, Cocceji and his Six
+set out for Pommern. On a longish Enterprise, in that Province and the
+others;--of which we shall have to take notice, and give at least the
+dates as they occur.
+
+To sweep out pettifogging Attorneys, cancel improper Advocates, to
+regulate Fees; to war, in a calm but deadly manner, against pedantries,
+circumlocutions and the multiplied forms of stupidity, cupidity and
+human owlery in this department;--and, on the whole, to realize from
+every Court, now and onwards, "A decision to all Lawsuits within a
+Year after their beginning." This latter result, Friedrich thinks,
+will itself be highly beneficial; and be the sign of all manner of
+improvements. And Cocceji, scanning it with those potent law-eyes of
+his, ventures to assure him that it will be possible. As, in fact,
+it proved;--honor to Cocceji and his King, and King's Father withal.
+"Samuel von Cocceji [says an old Note], son of a Law Professor, and
+himself once such,--was picked up by Friedrich Wilhelm, for the
+Official career, many years ago. A man of wholesome, by no means weakly
+aspect,--to judge by his Portrait, which is the chief 'Biography' I
+have of him. Potent eyes and eyebrows, ditto blunt nose; honest, almost
+careless lips, and deep chin well dewlapped: extensive penetrative face,
+not pincered together, but potently fallen closed;--comfortable to see,
+in a wig of such magnitude. Friedrich, a judge of men, calls him 'a
+man of sterling character (CARACTERE INTEGRE ET DROIT), whose
+qualities would have suited the noble times of the Roman Republic.'"
+[--OEuvres,--iv. 2.] He has his Herculean battle, his Master and he
+have, with the Owleries and the vulturous Law-Pedantries,--which I
+always love Friedrich for detesting as he does:--and, during the next
+five years, the world will hear often of Cocceji, and of this Prussian
+Law-Reform by Friedrich and him.
+
+His Majesty's exertions to make Peace were not successful; what does lie
+in his power is, to keep out of the quarrel himself. It appears great
+hopes were entertained, by some in England, of gaining Friedrich over;
+of making him Supreme Captain to the Cause of Liberty. And prospects
+were held out to him, quasi-offers made, of a really magnificent
+nature,--undeniable, though obscure. Herr Ranke has been among the
+Archives again; and comes out with fractional snatches of a very strange
+"Paper from England;" capriciously hiding all details about it, all
+intelligible explanation: so that you in vain ask, "Where, When, How, By
+whom?"--and can only guess to yourself that Carteret was somehow at
+the bottom of the thing; AUT CARTERETUS AUT DIABOLUS. "What would
+your Majesty think to be elected Stadtholder of Holland? Without a
+Stadtholder, these Dutch are worth nothing; not hoistable, nor of use
+when hoisted, all palavering and pulling different ways. Must have
+a Stadtholder; and one that stands firm on some basis of his own.
+Stadtholder of Holland, King of Prussia,--you then, in such position,
+take the reins of this poor floundering English-Dutch Germanic
+Anti-French War, you; and drive it in the style you have. Conquer back
+the Netherlands to us; French Netherlands as well. French and Austrian
+Netherlands together, yours in perpetuity; Dutch Stadtholderate as good
+as ditto: this, with Prussia and its fighting capabilities, will be a
+pleasant Protestant thing. Austria cares little about the Netherlands,
+in comparison. Austria, getting back its Lorraine and Alsace, will be
+content, will be strong on its feet. What if it should even lose Italy?
+France, Spain, Sardinia, the Italian Petty Principalities and Anarchies:
+suppose they tug and tussle, and collapse there as they can? But let
+France try to look across the Rhine again; and to threaten Teutschland,
+England, and the Cause of Human Liberty temporal or spiritual!"
+
+This is authentically the purport of Herr Ranke's extraordinary
+Document; [Ranke, iii. 359.] guessable as due to CARTERETUS or DIABOLUS.
+Here is an outlook; here is a career as Conquering Hero, if that were
+one's line! A very magnificent ground-plan; hung up to kindle the fancy
+of a young King,--who is far too prudent to go into it at all. More
+definite quasi-official offers, it seems, were made him from the same
+quarter: Subsidies to begin with, such subsidies as nobody ever had
+before; say 1,000,000 pounds sterling by the Year. To which Friedrich
+answered, "Subsidies, your Excellency?" (Are We a Hackney-Coachman,
+then?)--and, with much contempt, turned his back on that offer. No
+fighting to be had, by purchase or seduction, out of this young man.
+Will not play the Conquering Hero at all, nor the Hackney-Coachman
+at all; has decided "not to fight a cat" if let alone; but to do and
+endeavor a quite other set of things, for the rest of his life.
+
+Friedrich, readers can observe, is not uplifted with his greatness.
+He has been too much beaten and bruised to be anything but modestly
+thankful for getting out of such a deadly clash of chaotic swords. Seems
+to have little pride even in his "Five Victories;" or hides it well.
+Talks not overmuch about these things; talks of them, so far as we can
+hear, with his old comrades only, in praise of THEIR prowesses; as
+a simple human being, not as a supreme of captains; and at times
+acknowledges, in a fine sincere way, the omnipotence of Luck in matters
+of War.
+
+One of the most characteristic traits, extensively symbolical of
+Friedrich's intentions and outlooks at this Epoch, is his installing
+of himself in the little Dwelling-House, which has since become so
+celebrated under the name of Sans-Souci. The plan of Sans-Souci--an
+elegant commodious little "Country Box," quite of modest pretensions,
+one story high; on the pleasant Hill-top near Potsdam, with other little
+green Hills, and pleasant views of land and water, all round--had been
+sketched in part by Friedrich himself; and the diggings and terracings
+of the Hill-side were just beginning, when he quitted for the Last
+War. "April 14th, 1745," while he lay in those perilous enigmatic
+circumstances at Neisse with Pandours and devouring bugbears round him,
+"the foundation-stone was laid" (Knobelsdorf being architect, once more,
+as in the old Reinsberg case): and the work, which had been steadily
+proceeding while the Master struggled in those dangerous battles and
+adventures far away from it, was in good forwardness at his return. An
+object of cheerful interest to him; prophetic of calmer years ahead.
+
+It was not till May, 1747, that the formal occupation took place:
+"Mayday, 1747," he had a grand House-heating, or "First Dinner, of 200
+covers: and May 19th-20th was the first night of his sleeping there."
+For the next Forty Years, especially as years advanced, he spent the
+most of his days and nights in this little Mansion; which became more
+and more his favorite retreat, whenever the noises and scenic etiquettes
+were not inexorable. "SANS-SOUCI;" which we may translate "No-Bother." A
+busy place this too, but of the quiet kind; and more a home to him
+than any of the Three fine Palaces (ultimately Four), which lay always
+waiting for him in the neighborhood. Berlin and Charlottenburg are
+about twenty miles off; Potsdam, which, like the other two, is rather
+consummate among Palaces, lies leftwise in front of him within a short
+mile. And at length, to RIGHT hand, in a similar distance and direction,
+came the "NEUE SCHLOSS" (New Palace of Potsdam), called also the "PALACE
+of Sans-Souci," in distinction from the Dwelling-House, or as it were
+Garden-House, which made that name so famous.
+
+Certainly it is a significant feature of Friedrich; and discloses the
+inborn proclivity he had to retirement, to study and reflection, as the
+chosen element of human life. Why he fell upon so ambitious a title for
+his Royal Cottage? "No-Bother" was not practically a thing he, of all
+men, could consider possible in this world: at the utmost perhaps, by
+good care, "LESS-Bother"! The name, it appears, came by accident. He had
+prepared his Tomb, and various Tombs, in the skirts of this new Cottage:
+looking at these, as the building of them went on, he was heard to say,
+one day (Spring 1746), D'Argens strolling beside him: "OUI, ALORS JE
+SERAI SANS SOUCI (Once THERE, one will be out of bother)!" A saying
+which was rumored of, and repeated in society, being by such a man. Out
+of which rumor in society, and the evident aim of the Cottage Royal,
+there was gradually born, as Venus from the froth of the sea, this name,
+"Sans-Souci;"--which Friedrich adopted; and, before the Year was out,
+had put upon his lintel in gold letters. So that, by "Mayday, 1747," the
+name was in all men's memories; and has continued ever since. [Preuss,
+i. 268, &c.; Nicolai, iii. 1200.] Tourists know this Cottage Royal:
+Friedrich's "Three Rooms in it; one of them a Library; in another, a
+little Alcove with an iron Bed" (iron, without curtains; old softened
+HAT the usual royal nightcap)--altogether a soldier's lodging:--all this
+still stands as it did. Cheerfully looking down on its garden-terraces,
+stairs, Greek statues, and against the free sky:--perhaps we may visit
+it in time coming, and take a more special view. In the Years now on
+hand, Friedrich, I think, did not much practically live there, only
+shifted thither now and then. His chief residence is still Potsdam
+Palace; and in Carnival time, that of Berlin; with Charlottenburg for
+occasional festivities, especially in summer, the gardens there being
+fine.
+
+This of Sans-Souci is but portion of a wider Tendency, wider set of
+endeavors on Friedrich's part, which returns upon him now that Peace has
+returned: That of improving his own Domesticities, while he labors at
+so many public improvements. Gazing long on that simmering "Typhoon
+of Marine-stores" above mentioned, we do trace Three great Heads of
+Endeavor in this Peace Period. FIRST, the Reform of Law; which, as above
+hinted, is now earnestly pushed forward again, and was brought to what
+was thought completion before long. With much rumor of applause from
+contemporary mankind. Concerning which we are to give some indications,
+were it only dates in their order: though, as the affair turned out
+not to be completed, but had to be taken up again long after, and is an
+affair lying wide of British ken,--there need not, and indeed cannot,
+be much said of it just now. SECONDLY, there is eager Furthering of the
+Husbandries, the Commerces, Practical Arts,--especially at present, that
+of Foreign Commerce, and Shipping from the Port of Embden. Which shall
+have due notice. And THIRDLY, what must be our main topic here, there
+is that of Improving the Domesticities, the Household Enjoyments such
+as they were;--especially definable as Renewal of the old Reinsberg
+Program; attempt more strenuous than ever to realize that beautiful
+ideal. Which, and the total failure of which, and the consequent
+quasi-abandonment of it for time coming, are still, intrinsically and by
+accident, of considerable interest to modern readers.
+
+Curious, and in some sort touching, to observe how that old original
+Life-Program still re-emerges on this King: "Something of melodious
+possible in one's poor life, is not there? A Life to the Practical
+Duties, yes; but to the Muses as well!"--Of Friedrich's success in
+his Law-Reforms, in his Husbandries, Commerces and Furtherances,
+conspicuously great as it was, there is no possibility of making
+careless readers cognizant at this day. Only by the great results--a
+"Prussia QUADRUPLED" in his time, and the like--can studious readers
+convince themselves, in a cold and merely statistic way. But in respect
+of Life to the Muses, we have happily the means of showing that in
+actual vitality; in practical struggle towards fulfillment,--and how
+extremely disappointing the result was. In a word, Voltaire pays his
+Fifth and final Visit in this Period; the Voltaire matter comes to its
+consummation. To that, as to one of the few things which are perfectly
+knowable in this Period of TEN-YEARS PEACE, and in which mankind still
+take interest, we purpose mostly to devote ourselves here.
+
+Ten years of a great King's life, ten busy years too; and nothing
+visible in them, of main significance, but a crash of Author's Quarrels,
+and the Crowning Visit of Voltaire? Truly yes, reader; so it has been
+ordered. Innumerable high-dressed gentlemen, gods of this lower world,
+are gone all to inorganic powder, no comfortable or profitable memory to
+be held of them more; and this poor Voltaire, without implement except
+the tongue and brain of him,--he is still a shining object to all the
+populations; and they say and symbol to me, "Tell us of him! He is the
+man!" Very strange indeed. Changed times since, for dogs barking at the
+heels of him, and lions roaring ahead,--for Asses of Mirepoix, for foul
+creatures in high dizenment, and foul creatures who were hungry valets
+of the same,--this man could hardly get the highways walked! And
+indeed had to keep his eyes well open, and always have covert within
+reach,--under pain of being torn to pieces, while he went about in the
+flesh, or rather in the bones, poor lean being. Changed times; within
+the Century last past! For indeed there was in that man what far
+transcends all dizenment, and temporary potency over valets, over
+legions, treasure-vaults and dim millions mostly blockhead: a spark
+of Heaven's own lucency, a gleam from the Eternities (in small
+measure);--which becomes extremely noticeable when the Dance is over,
+when your tallow-dips and wax-lights are burnt out, and the brawl of the
+night is gone to bed.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter II.--PEEP AT VOLTAIRE AND HIS DIVINE EMILIE (BY CANDLELIGHT) IN
+THE TIDE OF EVENTS.
+
+Public European affairs require little remembrance; the War burning well
+to leeward of us henceforth. A huge world of smoky chaos; the special
+fires of it, if there be anything of fire, are all the more clear far
+in the distance. Of which sort, and of which only, the reader is to have
+notice. Marechal de Saxe--King Louis oftenest personally there, to
+give his name and countenance to things done--is very glorious in
+the Netherlands; captures, sometimes by surprisal, place after place
+(beautiful surprisal of Brussels last winter); with sieges of Antwerp,
+Mons, Charleroi, victoriously following upon Brussels: and, before the
+end of 1746, he is close upon Holland itself; intent on having Namur and
+Maestricht; for which the poor Sea-Powers, with a handful of Austrians,
+fight two Battles, and are again beaten both times. [1. Battle of
+Roucoux, 11th October, 1746; Prince Karl commanding, English taking
+mainly the stress of fight;--Saxe having already outwitted poor Karl,
+and got Namur. 2. Battle of Lawfelt, or Lauffeld, called also of VAL, 2d
+July, 1747; Royal Highness of Cumberland commanding (and taking most
+of the stress; Ligonier made prisoner, &c.),--Dutch fighting ill, and
+Bathyani and his Austrians hardly in the fire at all.] A glorious,
+ever-victorious Marechal; and has an Army very "high-toned," in more
+than one sense: indeed, I think, one of the loudest-toned Armies ever
+on the field before. Loud not with well-served Artillery alone, but with
+play-actor Thunder-barrels (always an itinerant Theatre attends), with
+gasconading talk, with orgies, debaucheries,--busy service of the Devil,
+AND pleasant consciousness that we are Heaven's masterpiece, and are
+in perfect readiness to die at any moment;--our ELASTICITY and agility
+("ELAN" as we call it) well kept up, in that manner, for the time being.
+
+Hungarian Majesty, contrary to hope, neglects the Netherlands, "Holland
+and England, for their own sake, will manage there!"--and directs all
+her resources, and her lately Anti-Prussian Armies (General Browne
+leading them) upon Italy, as upon the grand interest now. Little to the
+comfort of the Sea-Powers. But Hungarian Majesty is decided to cut
+in upon the French and Spaniards, in that fine Country,--who had been
+triumphing too much of late; Maillebois and Senor de Gages doing their
+mutual exploits (though given to quarrel); Don Philip wintering in Milan
+even (1745-1746); and the King of Sardinia getting into French courses
+again.
+
+Strong cuts her Hungarian Majesty does inflict, on the Italian side;
+tumbles Infant Philip out of Milan and his Carnival gayeties, in plenty
+of hurry; besieges Genoa, Marquis Botta d'Adorno (our old acquaintance
+Botta) her siege-captain, a native of this region; brings back the
+wavering Sardinian Majesty; captures Genoa, and much else. Captures
+Genoa, we say,--had not Botta been too rigorous on his countrymen, and
+provoked a revolt again, Revolt of Genoa, which proved difficult to
+settle. In fine, Hungarian Majesty has, in the course of this year 1746,
+with aid of the reconfirmed Sardinian Majesty, satisfactorily beaten the
+French and Spaniards. Has--after two murderous Battles gained over the
+Maillebois-Gages people--driven both French and Spaniards into corners,
+Maillebois altogether home again across the Var;--nay has descended in
+actual Invasion upon France itself. And, before New-year's day,
+1747, General Browne is busy besieging Antibes, aided by English
+Seventy-fours; so that "sixty French Battalions" have to hurry home,
+from winter-quarters, towards those Provencal Countries; and Marechal de
+Belleisle, who commands there, has his hands full. Triumphant enough
+her Hungarian Majesty, in Italy; while in the Netherlands, the poor
+Sea-Powers have met with no encouragement from the Fates or her.
+["Battle of Piacenza" (Prince Lichtenstein, with whom is Browne, VERSUS
+Gages and Maillebois), 16th June, 1746 (ADELUNG, v. 427); "Battle of
+Rottofreddo" (Botta chief Austrian there, and our old friend Barenklau
+getting killed there), 12th August, 1746 (IB. 462); whereupon, 7th
+SEPTEMBER, Genoa (which had declared itself Anti-Austrian latterly, not
+without cause, and brought the tug of War into those parts) is coerced
+by Botta to open its gates, on grievous terms (IB. 484-489); so that,
+NOVEMBER 30th, Browne, no Bourbon Army now on the field, enters Provence
+(crosses the Var, that day), and tries Antibes: 5th-11th DECEMBER,
+Popular Revolt in Genoa, and Expulsion of proud Botta and his Austrians
+(IB. 518-523); upon which surprising event (which could not be mended
+during the remainder of the War), Browne's enterprise became impossible.
+See Buonamici,--Histoire de la derniere Revolution de Genes;--Adelung,
+v. 516; vi. 31, &c. &c.] All which the reader may keep imagining at his
+convenience;--but will be glad rather, for the present, to go with us
+for an actual look at M. de Voltaire and the divine Emilie, whom we have
+not seen for a long time. Not much has happened in the interim; one or
+two things only which it can concern us to know;--scattered fragments of
+memorial, on the way thus far:--
+
+1. M. DE VOLTAIRE HAS, IN 1745, MADE WAY AT COURT. Divine Emilie picked
+up her Voltaire from that fine Diplomatic course, and went home with him
+out of our sight, in the end of 1743; the Diplomatic career gradually
+declaring itself barred to him thenceforth. Since which, nevertheless,
+he has had his successes otherwise, especially in his old Literary
+course: on the whole, brighter sunshine than usual, though never without
+tempestuous clouds attending. Goes about, with his divine Emilie, now
+wearing browner and leaner, both of them; and takes the good and evil of
+life, mostly in a quiet manner; sensible that afternoon is come.
+
+The thrice-famous Pompadour, who had been known to him in the Chrysalis
+state, did not forget him on becoming Head-Butterfly of the Universe. By
+her help, one long wish of his soul was gratified, and did not hunger or
+thirst any more. Some uncertain footing at Court, namely, was at length
+vouchsafed him:--uncertain; for the Most Christian Majesty always rather
+shuddered under those carbuncle eyes, under that voice "sombre and
+majestious," with such turns lying in it:--some uncertain footing at
+Court; and from the beginning of 1745, his luck, in the Court spheres,
+began to mount in a wonderful and world-evident manner. On grounds
+tragically silly, as he thought them. On the Dauphin's Wedding,--a
+Termagant's Infanta coming hither as Dauphiness, at this time,--there
+needed to be Court-shows, Dramaticules, Transparencies, Feasts of
+Lanterns, or I know not what. Voltaire was the chosen man; Voltaire and
+Rameau (readers have heard of RAMEAU'S NEPHEW, and musical readers still
+esteem Rameau) did their feat; we may think with what perfection, with
+what splendor of reward. Alas, and the feat done was, to one of the
+parties, so unspeakably contemptible! Voltaire pensively surveying Life,
+brushes the sounding strings; and hums to himself, the carbuncle eyes
+carrying in them almost something of wet:--
+
+ "MON Henri Quatre ET MA Zaire,
+ ET MON AMERICAIN Alzire,
+ NE M'ONT VALU JAMAIS UN SEUL REGARD DU ROI;
+ J'AVAIS MILLE ENNEMIS AVEC TRES PEU DE GLOIRE:
+ LES HONNEURS ET LES BIENS PLEUVENT ENFIN SUR MOI
+ POUR UN FARCE DE LA FOIRE."
+
+["My HENRI QUATRE, my ZAIRE, my ALZIRE [high works very many], could
+never purchase me a single glance of the King; I had multitudes of
+enemies, and very little fame:--honors and riches rain on me, at last,
+for a Farce of the Fair" (--OEuvres,--ii. 151). The "Farce" (which by no
+means CALLED itself such) was PRINCESSE DE NAVARRE (--OEuvres,--lxxiii.
+251): first acted 23d February, 1745, Day of the Wedding. Gentlemanship
+of the Chamber thereupon (which Voltaire, by permission, sold, shortly
+after, for 2,500 pounds, with titles retained), and appointment as
+Historiographer Royal. Poor Dauphiness did not live long; Louis XVI.'s
+Mother was a SECOND Wife, Saxon-Polish Majesty's Daughter.] Yes, my
+friend; it is a considerable ass, this world; by no means the Perfectly
+Wise put at the top of it (as one could wish), and the Perfectly Foolish
+at the bottom. Witness--nay, witness Psyche Pompadour herself, is not
+she an emblem! Take your luck without criticism; luck good and bad
+visits all.
+
+2. AND GOT INTO THE ACADEMY NEXT YEAR, IN CONSEQUENCE. In 1746, the
+Academy itself, Pompadour favoring, is made willing; Voltaire sees
+himself among the Forty: soul, on that side too, be at ease, and hunger
+not nor thirst anymore. ["May 9th, 1746, Voltaire is received at the
+Academy; and makes a very fine Discourse" (BARBIER, ii. 488).--OEuvres
+de Voltaire,--lxxiii. 355, 385, and i. 97.] This highest of felicities
+could not be achieved without an ugly accompaniment from the surrounding
+Populace. Desfontaines is dead, safe down in Sodom; but wants not for
+a successor, for a whole Doggery of such. Who are all awake, and giving
+tongue on this occasion. There is M. Roi the "Poet," as he was then
+reckoned; jingling Roi, who concocts satirical calumnies; who collects
+old ones, reprints the same,--and sends Travenol, an Opera-Fiddler,
+to vend them. From which sprang a Lawsuit, PROCES-TRAVENOL, of famous
+melancholy sort. As Voltaire had rather the habit of such sad melancholy
+Lawsuits, we will pause on this of Travenol for a moment:--
+
+3. SUMMARY OF TRAVENOL LAWSUIT. "Monday, 9th May, 1746, was the Day
+or reception at the Academy; reception and fruition, thrice-savory to
+Voltaire. But what an explosion of the Doggeries, before, during and
+after that event! Voltaire had tried to be prudent, too. He had been
+corresponding with Popes, with Cardinals; and, in a fine frank-looking
+way, capturing their suffrages:--not by lying, which in general he
+wishes to avoid, but by speaking half the truth; in short, by advancing,
+in a dexterous, diplomatic way, the uncloven foot, in those Vatican
+precincts. And had got the Holy Father's own suffrage for MAHOMET (think
+of that, you Ass of Mirepoix!), among other cases that might rise. When
+this seat among the Forty fell vacant, his very first measure--mark it,
+Orthodox reader--was a Letter to the Chief Jesuit, Father Latour, Head
+of one's old College of Louis le Grand. A Letter of fine filial
+tenor: 'My excellent old Schoolmasters, to whom I owe everything; the
+representatives of learning, of decorum, of frugality and modest human
+virtue:--in what contrast to the obscure Doggeries poaching about in
+the street-gutters, and flying at the peaceable passenger!'
+[In--Voltairiana, ou Eloges Amphigouriques,--&c. (Paris, 1748), i.
+150-160, the LETTER itself, "Paris, 7th February, 1746;" omitted
+(without need or real cause on any side) in the common Collections
+of--OEuvres de Voltaire.--] Which captivated Father Latour; and made
+matters smooth on that side; so that even the ANCIEN DE MIREPOIX said
+nothing, this time: What could he say? No cloven foot visible, and the
+Authorities strong.
+
+"Voltaire had started as Candidate with these judicious preliminaries.
+Voltaire was elected, as we saw; fine Discourse, 9th May; and on the
+Official side all things comfortable. But, in the mean while, the
+Doggeries, as natural, seeing the thing now likely, had risen to
+a never-imagined pitch; and had filled Paris, and, to Voltaire's
+excruciated sense, the Universe, with their howlings and their
+hyena-laughter, with their pasquils, satires, old and new. So that
+Voltaire could not stand it; and, in evil hour, rushed downstairs
+upon them; seized one poor dog, Travenol, unknown to him as Fiddler or
+otherwise; pinioned Dog Travenol, with pincers, by the ears, him for
+one;--proper Police-pincers, for we are now well at Court;--and had a
+momentary joy! And, alas, this was not the right dog; this, we say, was
+Travenol a Fiddler at the Opera, who, except the street-noises, knew
+nothing of Voltaire; much less had the least pique at him; but had taken
+to hawking certain Pasquils (Jingler Roi's COLLECTION, it appears), to
+turn a desirable penny by them.
+
+"And mistakes were made in the Affair Travenol,--old FATHER Travenol
+haled to prison, instead of Son,--by the Lieutenant of Police and
+his people. And Voltaire took the high-hand method (being well at
+Court):--and thereupon hungry Advocates took up Dog Travenol and his
+pincered ears: 'Serene Judges of the Chatelet, Most Christian Populace
+of Paris, did you ever see a Dog so pincered by an Academical Gentleman
+before, merely for being hungry?' And Voltaire, getting madder and
+madder, appealed to the Academy (which would not interfere); filed
+Criminal Informations; appealed to the Chatelet, to the Courts above
+and to the Courts below; and, for almost a year, there went on the
+'PROCES-TRAVENOL:' [About Mayday, 1746, Seizure of Travenol; Pleadings
+are in vigor August, 1746; not done April, 1747. _In--Voltairiana,--_ii.
+141-206, Pleadings, &c., copiously given; and most of the original
+Libels, in different parts of that sad Book (compiled by Travenol's
+Advocate, a very sad fellow himself): see also--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxiii. 355 n., 385 n.; IB. i. 97; BARBIER, ii. 487. All in a
+very jumbled, dateless, vague and incorrect condition.] Olympian Jove
+in distressed circumstances VERSUS a hungry Dog who had eaten dirty
+puddings. Paris, in all its Saloons and Literary Coffee-houses (figure
+the ANTRE DE PROCOPE, on Publication nights!), had, monthly or so,
+the exquisite malign banquet; and grinned over the Law Pleadings: what
+Magazine Serial of our day can be so interesting to the emptiest mind!
+
+"Lasted, I find, for above a year. From Spring, 1746, till towards
+Autumn, 1747: Voltaire's feelings being--Haha, so exquisite, all the
+while!--Well, reader, I can judge how amusing it was to high and low.
+And yet Phoebus Apollo going about as mere Cowherd of Admetus, and
+exposed to amuse the populace by his duels with dogs that have bitten
+him? It is certain Voltaire was a fool, not to be more cautious of
+getting into gutter-quarrels; not to have a thicker skin, in fact."
+
+PROCES-TRAVENOL escorting one's Triumphal Entry; what an adjunct! Always
+so: always in your utmost radiance of sunshine a shadow; and in your
+softest outburst of Lydian or Spheral symphonies something of eating
+Care! Then too, in the Court-circle itself, "is Trajan pleased," or are
+all things well? Readers have heard of that "TRAJAN EST-IL CONTENT?" It
+occurred Winter, 1745 (27th November, 1745, a date worth marking), while
+things were still in the flush of early hope. That evening, our TEMPLE
+DE LA GLOIRE (Temple of Glory) had just been acted for the first time,
+in honor of him we may call "Trajan," returning from a "Fontenoy
+and Seven Cities captured:" [Seven of them; or even eight of a kind:
+Tournay, Ghent, Bruges, Nieuport, Dendermond, Ath, Ostend; and nothing
+lost but Cape Breton and one's Codfishery.]--
+
+ "Reviens, divin Trajan, vainqueur doux et terrible;
+ Le monde est mon rival, tous les coeurs sont a toi;
+ Mais est-il un coeur plus sensible,
+ Et qui t'adore plus que moi?"
+ [TEMPLE DE LA GLOIRE, Acte iv. (--OEuvres,--xii. 328).]
+
+ "Return, divine Trajan, conqueror sweet and terrible;
+ The world is my rival, all hearts are thine;
+ But is there a heart more loving,
+ Or that adores thee more than I?"
+
+An allegoric Dramatic Piece; naturally very admirable at Versailles.
+Issuing radiant from Fall of the Curtain, Voltaire had the farther honor
+to see his Majesty pass out; Majesty escorted by Richelieu, one's
+old friend in a sense: "Is Trajan pleased?" whispered Voltaire to his
+Richelieu; overheard by Trajan,--who answered in words nothing, but in
+a visible glance of the eyes did answer, "Impertinent Lackey!"--Trajan
+being a man unready with speech; and disliking trouble with the people
+whom he paid for keeping his boots in polish. O my winged Voltaire,
+to what dunghill Bubbly-Jocks (COQS D'INDE) you do stoop with homage,
+constrained by their appearance of mere size!--
+
+Evidently no perfect footing at Court, after all. And then the
+Pompadour, could she, Head-Butterfly of the Universe, be an anchor that
+would hold, if gales rose? Rather she is herself somewhat of a gale, of
+a continual liability to gales; unstable as the wind! Voltaire did
+his best to be useful, as Court Poet, as director of Private
+Theatricals;--above all, to soothe, to flatter Pompadour; and never
+neglected this evident duty. But, by degrees, the envious Lackey-people
+made cabals; turned the Divine Butterfly into comparative indifference
+for Voltaire; into preference of a Crebillon's poor faded Pieces:
+"Suitabler these, Madame, for the Private Theatricals of a Most
+Christian Majesty." Think what a stab; crueler than daggers through
+one's heart: "Crebillon?" M. de Voltaire said nothing; looked nothing,
+in those sacred circles; and never ceased outwardly his worship, and
+assiduous tuning, of the Pompadour: but he felt--as only Phoebus Apollo
+in the like case can!"Away!" growled he to himself, when this atrocity
+had culminated. And, in effect, is, since the end of 1746 or so, pretty
+much withdrawn from the Versailles Olympus; and has set, privately in
+the distance (now at Cirey, now at Paris, in our PETIT PALAIS there),
+with his whole will and fire, to do Crebillon's dead Dramas into
+living oues of his own. Dead CATILINA of Crebillon into ROME SAUVEE of
+Voltaire, and the other samples of dead into living,--that stupid old
+Crebillon himself and the whole Universe may judge, and even Pompadour
+feel a remorse!--Readers shall fancy these things; and that the world is
+coming back to its old poor drab color with M. de Voltaire; his divine
+Emilie and he rubbing along on the old confused terms. One face-to-face
+peep of them readers shall now have; and that is to be enough, or more
+than enough:--
+
+
+
+
+VOLTAIRE AND THE DIVINE EMILIE APPEAR SUDDENLY, ONE NIGHT, AT SCEAUX.
+
+About the middle of August, 1747, King Friedrich, I find, was at
+home;--not in his new SANS-SOUCI by any means, but running to and fro;
+busy with his Musterings, "grand review, and mimic attack on Bornstadt,
+near Berlin;" INVALIDEN-HAUS (Military Hospital) getting built; Silesian
+Reviews just ahead; and, for the present, much festivity and moving
+about, to Charlottenburg, to Berlin and the different Palaces;
+Wilhelmina, "August 15th," having come to see him; of which fine visit,
+especially of Wilhelmina's thoughts on it,--why have the envious Fates
+left us nothing!
+
+While all this is astir in Berlin and neighborhood, there is, among the
+innumerable other visits in this world, one going on near Paris, in the
+Mansion or Palace of Sceaux, which has by chance become memorable. A
+visit by Voltaire and his divine Emilie, direct from Paris, I suppose,
+and rather on the sudden. Which has had the luck to have a LETTER
+written on it, by one of those rare creatures, a seeing Witness, who
+can make others see and believe. The seeing Witness is little Madame de
+Staal (by no means Necker's Daughter, but a much cleverer), known as one
+of the sharpest female heads; she from the spot reports it to Madame du
+Deffand, who also is known to readers. There is such a glimpse afforded
+here into the actuality of old things and remarkable human creatures,
+that Friedrich himself would be happy to read the Letter.
+
+Duchesse du Maine, Lady of Sceaux, is a sublime old personage, with whom
+and with whose high ways and magnificent hospitalities at Sceaux, at
+Anet and elsewhere, Voltaire had been familiar for long years past.
+[In--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxxiii. 434 n, x. 8, &c., "Clog." and
+others represent THIS Visit as having been to Anet,--though the record
+otherwise is express.] This Duchess, grand-daughter of the great Conde,
+now a dowager for ten years, and herself turned of seventy, has been a
+notable figure in French History this great while: a living fragment
+of Louis le Grand, as it were. Was wedded to Louis's "Legitimated"
+Illegitimate, the Duc du Maine; was in trouble with the Regent d'Orleans
+about Alberoni-Cellamare conspiracies (1718), Regent having stript her
+husband of his high legitimatures and dignities, with little ceremony;
+which led her to conspire a good deal, at one time. [DUC DU MAINE
+with COMTE DE TOULOUSE were products of Louis XIV. and Madame de
+Montespan:--"legitimated" by Papa's fiat in 1673, while still only young
+children; DISlegitimated again by Regent d'Orleans, autumn, 1718; grand
+scene, "guards drawn out" and the like, on this occasion (BARBIER, i.
+8-11, ii. 181); futile Conspiracies with Alberoni thereupon; arrest
+of Duchess and Duke (29th December, 1718), and closure of that poor
+business. Duc du Maine died 1736; Toulouse next year; ages, each about
+sixty-five. "Duc de Penthievre," Egalite's father-in-law, was Toulouse's
+son; Maine has left a famous Dowager, whom we see. Nothing more of
+notable about the one or the other.] She was never very beautiful; but
+had a world of grace and witty intelligence; and knew a Voltaire when
+she saw him. Was the soul of courtesy and benignity, though proud
+enough, and carrying her head at its due height; and was always very
+charming, in her lofty gracious way, to mankind. Interesting to all,
+were it only as a living fragment of the Grand Epoch,--kind of French
+Fulness of Time, when the world was at length blessed with a Louis
+Quatorze, and Ne-plus-ultra of a Gentleman determined to do the handsome
+thing in this world. She is much frequented by high people, especially
+if of a Literary or Historical turn. President Henault (of the ABREGE
+CHRONOLOGIQUE, the well-frilled, accurately powdered, most correct old
+legal gentleman) is one of her adherents; Voltaire is another, that may
+stand for many: there is an old Marquis de St. Aulaire, whom she calls
+"MON VIEUX BERGER (my old shepherd," that is to say, sweetheart or flame
+of love); [BARBIER, ii. 87; see ib. (i. 8-11; ii. 181, 436; &c.) for
+many notices of her affairs and her.] there is a most learned President
+de Mesmes, and others we have heard of, but do not wish to know. Little
+De Staal was at one time this fine Duchess's maid; but has far outgrown
+all that, a favorite guest of the Duchess's instead; holds now mainly by
+Madame du Deffand (not yet fallen blind),--and is well turned of fifty,
+and known for one of the shrewdest little souls in the world, at the
+time she writes. Her Letter is addressed "TO MADAME DU DEFFAND, at
+Paris;" most free-flowing female Letter; of many pages, runs on, day
+after day, for a fortnight or so;--only Excerpts of it introducible
+here:--
+
+"SCEAUX, TUESDAY, 15th AUGUST, 1747.... Madame du Chatelet and Voltaire,
+who had announced themselves as for to-day, and whom nobody had heard
+of otherwise, made their appearance yesternight, near midnight; like two
+Spectres, with an odor of embalmment about them, as if just out of their
+tombs. We were rising from table; the Spectres, however, were hungry
+ones: they needed supper; and what is more, beds, which were not ready.
+The Housekeeper (CONCIERGE), who had gone to bed, rose in great haste.
+Gaya [amiable gentleman, conceivable, not known], who had offered his
+apartment for pressing cases, was obliged to yield it in this emergency:
+he flitted with as much precipitation and displeasure as an army
+surprised in its camp; leaving a part of his baggage in the enemy's
+hands. Voltaire thought the lodging excellent, but that did not at all
+console Gaya.
+
+"As to the Lady, her bed turns out not to have been well made; they
+have had to put her in a new place to-day. Observe, she made that
+bed herself, no servants being up, and had found a blemish or DEFAUT
+of"--word wanting: who knows what?--"in the mattresses; which I believe
+hurt her exact mind, more than her not very delicate body. She has got,
+in the interim, an apartment promised to somebody else; and she will
+have to leave it again on Friday or Saturday, and go into that of
+Marechal de Maillebois, who leaves at that time."
+
+--Yes; Maillebois in the body, O reader. This is he, with the old
+ape-face renewed by paint, whom we once saw marching with an "Army
+of Redemption," haggling in the Passes about Eger, unable to redeem
+Belleisle; marching and haggling, more lately, with a "Middle-Rhine
+Army," and the like non-effect; since which, fighting his best in
+Italy,--pushed home last winter, with Browne's bayonets in his back;
+Belleisle succeeding him in dealing with Browne. Belleisle, and the
+"Revolt of Genoa" (fatal to Browne's Invasion of us), and the Defence
+of Genoa and the mutual worryings thereabout, are going on at a great
+rate,--and there is terrible news out of those Savoy Passes, while
+Maillebois is here. Concerning which by and by. He is grandson of the
+renowned Colbert, this Maillebois. A Field-Marshal evidently extant, you
+perceive, in those vanished times: is to make room for Madame on Friday,
+says our little De Staal; and take leave of us,--if for good, so much
+the better!
+
+"He came at the time we did, with his daughter and grand-daughter: the
+one is pretty, the other ugly and dreary [l'UNE, L'AUTRE; no saying
+which, in such important case! Madame la Marechale, the mother
+and grandmother, I think must be dead. Not beautiful she, nor very
+benignant, "UNE TRES-MECHANTE FEMME, very cat-witted woman," says
+Barbier; "shrieked like a devil, at Court, upon the Cardinal," about
+that old ARMY-OF-REDEMPTION business; but all her noise did nothing].
+[Barbier, ii, 332 ("November, 1742").]--M. le Marechal has hunted here
+with his dogs, in these fine autumn woods and glades; chased a bit of
+a stag, and caught a poor doe's fawn: that was all that could be got
+there.
+
+"Our new Guests will make better sport: they are going to have their
+Comedy acted again [Comedy of THE EXCHANGE, much an entertainment with
+them]: Vanture [conceivable, not known] is to do the Count de Boursoufle
+(DE BLISTER or DE WINDBAG); you will not say this is a hit, any more
+than Madame du Chatelet's doing the Hon. Miss Piggery (LA COCHONNIERE),
+who ought to be fat and short." [L'ECHANGE, The Exchange, or WHEN SHALL
+I GET MARRIED? Farce in three acts:--OEuvres, x. 167-222; used to be
+played at Cirey and elsewhere (see plenty of details upon it, exact or
+not quite so, IB. 7-9).]--Little De Staal then abruptly breaks off, to
+ask about her Correspondent's health, and her Correspondent's friend old
+President Henault's health; touches on those "grumblings and discords in
+the Army (TRACASSERIES DE L'ARMEE)," which are making such astir; how M.
+d'Argenson, our fine War-Minister, man of talent amid blockheads, will
+manage them; and suddenly exclaims: "O my queen, what curious animals
+men and women are! I laugh at their manoeuvres, the days when I have
+slept well; if I have missed sleep, I could kill them. These changes of
+temper prove that I do not break off kind. Let us mock other people, and
+let other people mock us; it is well done on both sides.--[Poor
+little De Staal: to what a posture have things come with you, in that
+fast-rotting Epoch, of Hypocrisies becoming all insolvent!]
+
+"WEDNESDAY, 16th. Our Ghosts do not show themselves by daylight. They
+appeared yesterday at ten in the evening; I do not think we shall see
+them sooner to-day: the one is engaged in writing high feats [SIECLE DE
+LOUIS XV., or what at last became such]; the other in commenting Newton.
+They will neither play nor walk: they are, in fact, equivalent to
+ZEROS in a society where their learned writings are of no
+significance.--[Pauses, without notice given: for some hours, perhaps
+days; then resuming:] Nay, worse still: their apparition to-night has
+produced a vehement declamation on one of our little social diversions
+here, the game of CAVAGNOLE: ["Kind of BIRIBI," it would appear; in the
+height of fashion then.] it was continued and maintained," on the part
+of Madame du Chatelet, you guess, "in a tone which is altogether unheard
+of in this place; and was endured," on the part of Serene Highness,
+"with a moderation not less surprising. But what is unendurable is my
+babble"--And herewith our nimble little woman hops off again into the
+general field of things; and gossips largely, How are you, my queen,
+Whither are you going, Whither we; That the Maillebois people are
+away, and also the Villeneuves, if anybody knew them now; then how
+the Estillacs, to the number of four, are coming to-morrow; and Cousin
+Soquence, for all his hunting, can catch nothing; and it is a continual
+coming and going; and how Boursoufle is to be played, and a Dame Dufour
+is just come, who will do a character. Rubrics, vanished Shadows, nearly
+all those high Dames and Gentlemen; LA PAUVRE Saint-Pierre, "eaten with
+gout," who is she? "Still drags herself about, as well as she can;
+but not with me, for I never go by land, and she seems to have the
+hydrophobia, when I take to the water. [Thread of date is gone! I almost
+think we must have got to Saturday by this time:--or perhaps it is only
+Thursday, and Maillebois off prematurely, to be out of the way of
+the Farce? Little De Staal takes no notice; but continues gossiping
+rapidly:]
+
+"Yesterday Madame du Chatelet got into her third lodging: she could not
+any longer endure the one she had chosen. There was noise in it, smoke
+without fire:--privately meseems, a little the emblem of herself! As to
+noise, it was not by night that it incommoded her, she told me, but by
+day, when she was in the thick of her work: it deranges her ideas. She
+is busy reviewing her PRINCIPLES"--NEWTON'S PRINCIPIA, no doubt, but De
+Staal will understand it only as PRINCIPES, Principles in general:--"it
+is an exercise she repeats every year, without which the Principles
+might get away, and perhaps go so far she would never find them again
+[You satirical little gypsy!]. Her head, like enough, is a kind of
+lock-up for them, rather than a birthplace, or natural home: and that is
+a case for watching carefully lest they get away. She prefers the high
+air of this occupation to every kind of amusement, and persists in not
+showing herself till after dark. Voltaire has produced some gallant
+verses [unknown to Editors] which help off a little the bad effect of
+such unusual behavior.
+
+"SUNDAY, 27th. I told you on Thursday [no, you did n't; you only meant
+to tell] that our Spectres were going on the morrow, and that the Piece
+was to be played that evening: all this has been done. I cannot give you
+much of Boursoufle [done by one Vanture]. Mademoiselle Piggery [DE
+LA COCHONNIERE, Madame du Chatelet herself] executed so perfectly the
+extravagance of her part, that I own it gave me real pleasure. But
+Vanture only put his own fatuity into the character of Boursoufle, which
+wanted more: he played naturally in a Piece where all requires to be
+forced, like the subject of it."--What a pity none of us has read this
+fine Farce! "One Paris did the part of MUSCADIN (Little Coxcomb), which
+name represents his character: in short, it can be said the Farce was
+well given. The Author ennobled it by a Prologue for the Occasion;
+which he acted very well, along with Madame Dufour as BARBE (Governess
+Barbara),--who, but for this brilliant action, could not have put up
+with merely being Governess to Piggery. And, in fact, she disdained the
+simplicity of dress which her part required;--as did the chief actress,"
+Du Chatelet herself (age now forty-one); "who, in playing PIGGERY,
+preferred the interests of her own face to those of the Piece, and
+made her entry in all the splendor and elegant equipments of a Court
+Lady,"--her "PRINCIPLES," though the key is turned upon them, not unlike
+jumping out of window, one would say! "She had a crow to pluck" [MAILLE A
+PARTIR, "clasp to open," which is better] with Voltaire on this point:
+but she is sovereign, and he is slave. I am very sorry at their going,
+though I was worn out with doing her multifarious errands all the time
+she was here.
+
+"WEDNESDAY, 30th. M. le President [Henault] has been asked hither; and
+he is to bring you, my Queen! Tried all I could to hinder; but they
+would not be put off. If your health and disposition do suit, it will
+be charming. In any case, I have got you a good apartment: it is the one
+that Madame du Chatelet had seized upon, after an exact review of all
+the Mansion. There will be a little less furniture than she had put in
+it; Madame had pillaged all her previous apartments to equip this one.
+We found about seven tables in it, for one item: she needs them of all
+sizes; immense, to spread out her papers upon; solid, to support her
+NECESSAIRE; slighter, for her nicknacks (POMPONS), for her jewels. And
+this fine arrangement did not save her from an accident like that of
+Philip II., when, after spending all the night in writing, he got his
+despatches drowned by the oversetting of an ink-bottle. The Lady did not
+pretend to imitate the moderation of that Prince; at any rate, he was
+only writing on affairs of state; and the thing they blotted, on this
+occasion, was Algebra, much more difficult to clean up again.
+
+"This subject ought to be exhausted: one word more, and then it does
+end. The day after their departure, I receive a Letter of four pages,
+and a Note enclosed, which announces dreadful burly-burly: M. de
+Voltaire has mislaid his Farce, forgotten to get back the parts, and
+lost his Prologue: I am to find all that again [excessively tremulous
+about his Manuscripts, M. de Voltaire; of such value are they, of such
+danger to him; there is LA PUCELLE, for example,--enough to hang a man,
+were it surreptitiously launched forth in print!]--I am to send him the
+Prologue instantly, not by post, because they would copy it; to keep the
+parts for fear of the same accident, and to lock up the Piece 'under
+a hundred keys.' I should have thought one padlock sufficient for this
+treasure! I have duly executed his orders." [--Madame de Graffigny
+(Paris, 1820), pp. 283-291.]
+
+And herewith EXPLICIT DE STAAL. Scene closes: EXEUNT OMNES; are off
+to Paris or Versailles again; to Luneville and the Court of Stanislaus
+again,--where also adventures await them, which will be heard of!
+
+"Figure to yourself," says some other Eye-witness, "a lean Lady, with
+big arms and long legs; small head, and countenance losing itself in a
+cloudery of head-dress; cocked nose [RETROUSSE, say you? Very slightly,
+then; quite an unobjectionable nose!] and pair of small greenish eyes;
+complexion tawny, and mouth too big: this was the divine Emilie, whom
+Voltaire celebrates to the stars. Loaded to extravagance with ribbons,
+laces, face-patches, jewels and female ornaments; determined to be
+sumptuous in spite of Economics, and pretty in spite of Nature:" Pooh,
+it is an enemy's hand that paints! "And then by her side," continues he,
+"the thin long figure of Voltaire, that Anatomy of an Apollo, affecting
+worship of her," [From Rodenbeck (quoting somebody, whom I have surely
+seen in French; whom Rodenbeck tries to name, as he could have done,
+but curiously without success), i. 179.]--yes, that thin long Gentleman,
+with high red-heeled shoes, and the daintiest polite attitudes and
+paces; in superfine coat, laced hat under arm; nose and under-lip ever
+more like coalescing (owing to decay of teeth), but two eyes shining on
+you like carbuncles; and in the ringing voice, such touches of speech
+when you apply for it! Thus they at Sceaux and elsewhere; walking their
+Life-minuet, making their entrances and exits.
+
+One thing is lamentable: the relation with Madame is not now a
+flourishing one, or capable again of being: "Does not love me as he did,
+the wretch!" thinks Madame always;--yet sticks by him, were it but in
+the form of blister. They had been to Luneville, Spring, 1747; happy
+dull place, within reach of Cirey; far from Versailles and its cabals.
+They went again, 1748, in a kind of permanent way; Titular Stanislaus,
+an opulent dawdling creature, much liking to have them; and Father
+Menou, his Jesuit,--who is always in quarrel with the Titular
+Mistress,--thinking to displace HER (as you, gradually discover), and
+promote the Du Chatelet to that improper dignity! In which he had not
+the least success, says Voltaire; but got "two women on his ears instead
+of one." It was not to be Stanislaus's mistress; nor a TITULAR one at
+all, but a real, that Madame was fated in this dull happy place! Idle
+readers know the story only too well;--concerning which, admit this
+other Fraction and no more:--
+
+"Stanislaus, as a Titular King, cannot do without some kind of Titular
+Army,--were it only to blare about as Life-guard, and beat kettle-drums
+on occasion. A certain tall high-sniffing M. de St. Lambert, a young
+Lorrainer of long pedigree and light purse, had just taken refuge in
+this Life-guard [Summer 1748, or so], I know not whether as Captain or
+Lieutenant, just come from the Netherlands Wars: of grave stiff manners;
+for the rest, a good-looking young fellow; thought to have some poetic
+genius, even;--who is precious, surely, in such an out-of-the-way
+place. Welcome to Voltaire, to Madame still more. Alas, readers know the
+History,--on which we must not dwell. Madame, a brown geometric Lady,
+age now forty-two, with a Great Man who has scandalously ceased to
+love her, casts her eye upon St. Lambert: 'Yes, you would be the
+shoeing-horn, Monsieur, if one had time, you fine florid fellow, hardly
+yet into your thirties--' And tries him with a little coquetry; I
+always think, perhaps in this view chiefly? And then, at any rate, as he
+responded, the thing itself became so interesting: 'Our Ulysses-bow,
+we can still bend it, then, aha! 'And is not that a pretty stag withal,
+worth bringing down; florid, just entering his thirties, and with the
+susceptibilities of genius! Voltaire was not blind, could he have helped
+it,--had he been tremulously alive to help it. 'Your Verses to her, my
+St. Lambert,--ah, Tibullus never did the like of them. Yes, to you
+are the roses, my fine young friend, to me are the thorns:' thus
+sings Voltaire in response; [--OEuvres,--xvii. 223 (EPITRE A M. DE
+ST. LAMBERT, 1749); &c. &c. In--Memoires sur Voltaire par Longchamp
+et Wagniere--(Paris, 1826), ii. 229 et seq., details enough and more.]
+perhaps not thinking it would go so far. And it went,--alas, it went to
+all lengths, mentionable and not mentionable: and M. le Marquis had
+to be coaxed home in the Spring of 1749,--still earlier it had been
+suitabler;--and in September ensuing, M. de St. Lambert looking his
+demurest, there is an important lying-in to be transacted!
+Newton's PRINCIPIA is, by that time, drawing diligently to its
+close;--complicated by such far abstruser Problems, not of the geometric
+sort! Poor little lean brown woman, what a Life, after all; what an End
+of a Life!"--
+
+
+
+
+WAR-PASSAGES IN 1747.
+
+The War, since Friedrich got out of it, does not abate in animosity, nor
+want for bloodshed, battle and sieging; but offers little now memorable.
+March 18th, 1747, a ghastly Phantasm of a Congress, "Congress of Breda,"
+which had for some months been attempting Peace, and was never able to
+get into conference, or sit in its chairs except for moments, flew away
+altogether; [In September, 1746, had got together; but would not take
+life, on trying and again trying, and fell forgotten: February, 1747,
+again gleams up into hope: March 18th and the following days, vanishes
+for good (ADELUNG, v. 50; vi. 6, 62).] and left the War perhaps angrier
+than ever, more hopelessly stupid than ever. Except, indeed, that
+resources are failing; money running low in France, Parlements beginning
+to murmur, and among the Population generally a feeling that glory is
+excellent, but will not make the national pot boil. Perhaps all this
+will be more effective than Congresses of Breda? Here are the few Notes
+worth giving:
+
+APRIL 23d-30th, 1747, THE FRENCH INVADE HOLLAND; WHEREUPON, SUDDENLY,
+A STADTHOLDER THERE. "After Fontenoy there has been much sieging and
+capturing in that Netherlands Country, a series of successes gloriously
+delightful to Marechal de Saxe and the French Nation: likewise (in
+bar of said sieging, in futile attempt to bar it) a Battle of Roucoux,
+October, 1746; with victory, or quasi-victory, to Saxe, at least with
+prostration to the opposite part."
+
+And farther on, there is a Battle of Lauffeld coming, 2d July, 1747;
+with similar results; frustration evident, retreat evident, victory not
+much to speak of. And in this gloriously delightful manner Saxe and the
+French Nation have proceeded, till in fact the Netherlands Territory
+with all strongholds, except Maestricht alone, was theirs,--and they
+decided on attacking the Dutch Republic itself. And (17th April, 1747)
+actually broke in upon the frontier Fortresses of Zealand; found the
+same dry-rotten everywhere; and took them, Fortress after Fortress, at
+the rate of a cannon salvo each: 'Ye magnanimous Dutch, see what you
+have got by not sitting still, as recommended!' To the horror and terror
+of the poor Zealanders and general Dutch Population. Who shrieked to
+England for help;--and were, on the very instant, furnished with a
+modicum of Seventy-fours (Dutch Courier returning by the same); which
+landed the Courier April 23d, and put Walcheren in a state of security.
+[Adelung, vi. 105, 125-134.]
+
+"Whereupon the Dutch Population turned round on its Governors, with
+a growl of indignation, spreading ever wider, waxing ever higher:
+'Scandalous laggards, is this your mode of governing a free Republic?
+Freedom to let the State go to dry-rot, and become the laughing-stock
+of mankind. To provide for your own paltry kindred in the
+State-employments; to palaver grandly with all comers; and publish
+melodious Despatches of Van Hoey? Had not Britannic Majesty, for his
+dear Daughter's sake, come to the rescue in this crisis, where had we
+been? We demand a Stadtholder again; our glorious Nassau Orange, to keep
+some bridle on you!' And actually, in this way, Populus and Plebs, by
+general turning out into the streets, in a gloomily indignant manner,
+which threatens to become vociferous and dangerous,--cowed the Heads of
+the Republic into choosing the said Prince, with Princess and Family, as
+Stadtholder, High-Admiral, High-Everything and Supreme of the Republic.
+Hereditary, no less, and punctually perpetual; Princess and Family to
+share in it. In which happy state (ripened into Kingship latterly) they
+continue to this day. A result painfully surprising to Most Christian
+Majesty; gratifying to Britannic proportionately, or more;--and indeed
+beneficial towards abating dry-rot and melodious palaver in that poor
+Land of the Free. Consummated, by popular outbreak of vociferation,
+in the different Provinces, in about a week from April 23d, when
+those helpful Seventy-fours hove in sight. Stadtholdership had been in
+abeyance for forty-five years. [Since our Dutch William's death, 1702.]
+The new Stadtholder did his best; could not, in the short life granted
+him, do nearly enough.--Next year there was a SECOND Dutch outbreak,
+or general turning into the streets; of much more violent character;
+in regard to glaringly unjust Excises and Taxations, and to 'instant
+dismissal of your Excise-Farmers,' as the special first item. [Adelung,
+vi. 364 et seq.; Raumer, 182-193 ("March-September, 1748"); or,
+in--Chesterfield's Works,--Dayrolles's Letters to Chesterfield: somewhat
+unintelligent and unintelligible, both Raumer and he.] Which salutary
+object being accomplished (new Stadtholder well aiding, in a valiant and
+judicious manner), there has no third dose of that dangerous remedy been
+needed since.
+
+"JULY 19th, FATE OF CHEVALIER DE BELLEISLE. At the Fortress of Exilles,
+in one of those Passes of the Savoy Alps,--Pass of Col di Sieta,
+memorable to the French Soldier ever since,--there occurred a lamentable
+thing;" doubtless much talked of at Sceaux while Voltaire was there.
+"The Revolt of Genoa (popular outburst, and expulsion of our poor friend
+Botta and his Austrians, then a famous thing, and a rarer than now)
+having suddenly recalled the victorious General Browne from his Siege
+of Antibes and Invasion of Provence,--Marechal Duc de Belleisle,
+well reinforced and now become 'Army of Italy' in general, followed
+steadfastly for 'Defence of Genoa' against indignant Botta, Browne and
+Company. For defence of Genoa; nay for attack on Turin, which would
+have been 'defence' in Genoa and everywhere,--had the captious Spaniard
+consented to co-operate. Captious Spaniard would not; Couriers to
+Madrid, to Paris thereupon, and much time lost;--till, at the eleventh
+hour, came consent from Paris, 'Try it by yourself, then!' Belleisle
+tries it; at least his Brother does. His Brother, the Chevalier, is to
+force that Pass of Exilles; a terrible fiery business, but the backbone
+of the whole adventure: in which, if the Chevalier can succeed, he too
+is to be Marechal de France. Forward, therefore, climb the Alpine stairs
+again; snatch me that Fort of Exilles.
+
+"And so, July 19th, 1747, the Chevalier comes in sight of the Place;
+scans a little the frowning buttresses, bristly with guns; the dumb
+Alps, to right and left, looking down on him and it. Chevalier de
+Belleisle judges that, however difficult, it can and must be possible
+to French valor; and storms in upon it, huge and furious (20,000, or
+if needful 30,000);--but is torn into mere wreck, and hideous recoil;
+rallies, snatches a standard, 'We must take it or die,'--and dies, does
+not take it; falls shot on the rampart, 'pulling at the palisades with
+his own hands,' nay some say 'with his teeth,' when the last moments
+came. Within one hour, he has lost 4,000 men; and himself and his
+Brother's Enterprise lie ended there. [Voltaire, xxv. 221 et seq.
+(SIECLE DE LOUIS QUINZE, c. 22); Adelung, vi 174.] Fancy his poor
+Brother's feelings, who much loved him! The discords about War-matters
+(TRACASSERIES DE L'ARMEE) were a topic at Sceaux lately, as De Staal
+intimated. 'Why starve our Italian Enterprises; heaping every resource
+upon the Netherlands and Saxe?' Diligent Defence of Genoa (chiefly by
+flourishing of swords on the part of France, for the Austrians were
+not yet ready) is henceforth all the Italian War there is; and this
+explosion at Exilles may fitly be finis to it here. Let us only say that
+Infant Philip did, when the Peace came, get a bit of Apanage (Parma and
+Piacenza or some such thing, contemptibly small to the Maternal heart),
+and that all things else lapsed to their pristine state, MINUS only the
+waste and ruin there had been."
+
+JULY 12th-SEPTEMBER 18th: SIEGE OF THE CHIEF DUTCH FORTRESS. "Unexpected
+Siege of Bergen-op-Zoom; two months of intense excitement to the Dutch
+Patriots and Cause-of-Liberty Gazetteers, as indifferent and totally
+dead as it has now become. Marechal de Saxe, after his victory at
+Lauffeld, 2d July, did not besiege Maestricht, as had been the universal
+expectation; but shot off an efficient lieutenant of his, one Lowendahl,
+in due force, privately ready, to overwhelm Bergen-op-Zoom with sudden
+Siege, while he himself lay between the beaten enemy and it. Bergen is
+the heart, of Holland, key of the Scheld, and quite otherwise important
+than Maestricht. 'Coehorn's masterpiece!' exclaim the Gazetteers;
+'Impregnable, you may depend!' 'We shall see,' answered Saxe, answered
+Lowendahl the Dane (who also became Marechal by this business); and
+after a great deal of furious assaulting and battering, took the
+Place September 18th, before daylight," by a kind of surprisal or
+quasi-storm;--"the Commandant, one Cronstrom, a brave old Swede, age
+towards ninety, not being of very wakeful nature! 'Did as well as could
+be expected of him,' said the Court-Martial sitting on his case, and
+forbore to shoot the poor old man."
+
+[Adelung, vi. 184, 206;--"for Cronstrom," if any one is curious, "see
+Schlotzer,--Schwedische Biographie,--ii. 252 (in voce)."] A sore stroke,
+this of Bergen, to Britannic Majesty and the Friends of Liberty; who
+nevertheless refuse to be discouraged."
+
+DECEMBER 25th, RUSSIANS IN BEHALF OF HUMAN LIBERTY. "March of 36,000
+Russians from the City of Moscow, this day; on a very long journey, in
+the hoary Christmas weather! Most, Christian Majesty is ruinously short
+of money; Britannic Majesty has still credit, and a voting Parliament,
+but, owing to French influence on the Continent, can get no recruits to
+hire. Gradually driven upon Russia, in such stress, Britannic Majesty
+has this year hired for himself a 35,000 Russians; 30,000 regular foot;
+4,000 ditto horse, and 1,000 Cossacks;--uncommonly cheap, only 150,000
+pounds the lot, not, 4 pounds per head by the year. And, in spite
+of many difficulties and hagglings, they actually get on march, from
+Moscow, 25th December, 1747; and creep on, all Winter, through the
+frozen peats wildernesses, through Lithuania, Poland, towards Bohmen,
+Mahren: are to appear in the Rhine Countries, joined by certain
+Austrians; and astonish mankind next Spring. Their Captain is one
+Repnin, Prince Repnin, afterwards famous enough in those Polish
+Countries;"--which is now the one point interesting to us in the thing.
+
+"Their Captain WAS, first, to be Lacy, old Marshal Lacy; then, failing
+Lacy, 'Why not General Keith?'--but proves to be Repnin, after much
+hustling and intriguing:" Repnin, not Keith, that is the interesting
+point.
+
+"Such march of the Russians, on behalf of Human Liberty, in pay of
+Britannic Majesty, is a surprising fact; and considerably discomposes
+the French. Who bestir themselves in Sweden and elsewhere against Russia
+and it: with no result,--except perhaps the incidental one, of getting
+our esteemed old friend Guy Dickens, now Sir Guy, dismissed from
+Stockholm, and we hope put on half-pay on his return home." [Adelung,
+vi. 250, 302:--Sir Guy, not yet invalided, "went to Russia," and other
+errands.]
+
+
+
+
+MARSHAL KEITH COMES TO PRUSSIA (September, 1747).
+
+"Much hustling and intriguing," it appears, in regard to the Captaincy
+of these Russians. Concerning which there is no word worthy to be
+said,--except for one reason only, That it finished off the connection
+of General Keith with Russia. That this of seeing Repnin, his junior and
+inferior, preferred to him, was, of many disgusts, the last drop which
+made the cup run over;--and led the said General to fling it from him,
+and seek new fields of employment. From Hamburg, having got so far,
+he addresses himself, 1st September, 1747, to Friedrich, with offer
+of service; who grasps eagerly at the offer: "Feldmarschall your rank;
+income, $1,200 a year; income, welcome, all suitable:"--and, October
+28th, Feldmarschall Keith finishes, at Potsdam, a long Letter to his
+Brother Lord Marischal, in these words, worth giving, as those of a very
+clear-eyed sound observer of men and things:--
+
+"I have now the honor, and, which is still more, the pleasure, of being
+with the King at Potsdam; where he ordered me to come," 17th current,
+"two days after he declared me Fieldmarshal: Where I have the honor to
+dine and sup with him almost every day. He has more wit than I have wit
+to tell you; speaks solidly and knowingly on all kinds of subjects; and
+I am much mistaken if, with the experience of Four Campaigns, he is
+not the best Officer of his Army. He has several persons," Rothenburg,
+Winterfeld, Swedish Rudenskjold (just about departing), not to speak of
+D'Argens and the French, "with whom he lives in almost the familiarity
+of a friend,--but has no favorite;--and shows a natural politeness for
+everybody who is about him. For one who has been four days about his
+person, you will say I pretend to know a great deal of his character:
+but what I tell you, you may depend upon. With more time, I shall know
+as much of him as he will let me know;--and all his Ministry knows
+no more." [Varnhagen van Ense,--Leben des Feldmarschalls Jakob
+Keith--(Berlin, 1844,) p. 100; Adelung, vi. 244.]
+
+A notable acquisition to Friedrich;--and to the two Keiths withal; for
+Friedrich attached both of them to his Court and service, after their
+unlucky wanderings; and took to them both, in no common degree. As will
+abundantly appear.
+
+While that Russia Corps was marching out of Moscow, Cocceji and his
+Commissions report from Pommern, that the Pomeranian Law-stables are
+completely clear; that the New Courts have, for many months back, been
+in work, and are now, at the end of the Year, fairly abreast with it,
+according to program;--have "decided of Old-Pending Lawsuits 2,400,
+all that there were (one of them 200 years old, and filling seventy
+Volumes); and of the 994 New ones, 772; not one Lawsuit remaining over
+from the previous Year." A highly gratifying bit of news to his Majesty;
+who answers emphatically, EUGE! and directs that the Law Hercules
+proceed now to the other Provinces,--to the Kur-Mark, now, and Berlin
+itself,--with his salutary industries. Naming him "Grand Chancellor,"
+moreover; that is to say, under a new title, Head of Prussian Law,--old
+Arnim, "Minister of Justice," having shown himself disaffected to
+Law-Reform, and got rebuked in consequence, and sulkily gone into
+private life. [Stenzel, iv. 321; Ranke, iii. 389.]
+
+In February of this Year, 1747, Friedrich had something like a stroke
+of apoplexy; "sank suddenly motionless, one day," and sat insensible,
+perhaps for half an hour: to the terror and horror of those about
+him. Hemiplegia, he calls it; rush of blood to the head;--probably
+indigestion, or gouty humors, exasperated by over-fatigue. Which
+occasioned great rumor in the world; and at Paris, to Voltaire's horror,
+reports of his death. He himself made light of the matter: [To Voltaire,
+22d February, 1747 (--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 164); see IB. 164
+n.] and it did not prove to have been important; was never followed by
+anything similar through his long life; and produced no change in his
+often-wavering health, or in his habits, which were always steady. He
+is writing MEMOIRS; settling "Colonies" (on his waste moors); improving
+Harbors. Waiting when this European War will end; politely deaf to the
+offers of Britannic Majesty as to taking the least personal share in it.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter III.--EUROPEAN WAR FALLS DONE: TREATY OF AIX-LA-CHAPELLE.
+
+The preparations for Campaign 1748 were on a larger scale than ever.
+Britannic Subsidies, a New Parliament being of willing mind, are opulent
+to a degree; 192,000 men, 60,000 Austrians for one item, shall be in the
+Netherlands;--coupled with this remarkable new clause, "And they are to
+be there in fact, and not on paper only," and with a tare-and-tret of
+30 or 40 per cent, as too often heretofore! Holland, under its new
+Stadtholder, is stanch of purpose, if of nothing else. The 35,000
+Russians, tramping along, are actually dawning over the horizon, towards
+Teutschland,--King Friedrich standing to arms along his Silesian Border,
+vigilant "Cordon of Troops all the way," in watch of such questionable
+transit. [In ADELUNG, vi. 110, 143, 167, 399 ("April, 1747-August,
+1748"), account of the more and more visible ill-will of the Czarina:
+"jealousy" about Sweden, about Dantzig, Poland, &c. &c.] Britannic
+Majesty and Parliament seem resolute to try, once more, to the utmost,
+the power of the breeches-pocket in defending this sacred Cause of
+Liberty so called.
+
+Breeches-pocket MINUS most other requisites: alas, with such methods as
+you have, what can come of it? Royal Highness of Cumberland is a
+valiant man, knowing of War little more than the White Horse of Hanover
+does;--certain of ruin again, at the hands of Marechal de Saxe. So
+think many, and have their dismal misgivings. "Saxe having eaten
+Bergen-op-Zoom before our eyes, what can withstand the teeth of Saxe?"
+In fact, there remains only Maestricht, of considerable; and then
+Holland is as good as his! As for King Louis, glory, with funds running
+out, and the pot ceasing to boil, has lost its charm to an afflicted
+France and him. King Louis's wishes are known, this long while;--and
+Ligonier, generously dismissed by him after Lauffeld, has brought
+express word to that effect, and outline of the modest terms proposed in
+one's hour of victory, with pot ceasing to boil.
+
+On a sudden, too, "March 18th,"--wintry blasts and hailstorms still
+raging,--Marechal de Saxe, regardless of Domestic Hunger, took the
+field, stronger than ever. Manoeuvred about; bewildering the mind of
+Royal Highness and the Stadtholder ("Will he besiege Breda? Will he do
+this, will he do that?")--poor Highness and poor Stadtholder; who "did
+not agree well together," and had not the half of their forces come in,
+not to speak of handling them when come! Bewilderment of these two once
+completed, Marechal de Saxe made "a beautiful march upon Maestricht;"
+and, April 15th, opened trenches, a very Vesuvius of artillery, before
+that place; Royal Highness gazing into it, in a doleful manner, from the
+adjacent steeple-tops. Royal Highness, valor's self, has to admit: "Such
+an outlook; not half of us got together! The 60,000 Austrians are but
+30,000; the--In fact, you will have to make Peace, what else?" [His
+Letters, in Coxe's--Pelham--("March 29th-April 2d, 1748"), i. 405-410.]
+Nothing else, as has been evident to practical Official People
+(especially to frugal Pelham, Chesterfield and other leading heads) for
+these two months last past.
+
+In a word, those 35,000 Russians are still far away under the horizon,
+when thoughts of a new Congress, "Congress of Aix-la-Chapelle," are
+busying the public mind: "Mere moonshine again?" "Something real this
+time?"--And on and from March 17th (Lord Sandwich first on the ground,
+and Robinson from Vienna coming to help), the actual Congress begins
+assembling there. April 24th, the Congress gets actually to business;
+very intent on doing it; at least the three main parties, France,
+England, Holland, are supremely so. Who, finding, for five diligent
+days, nothing but haggle and objection on the part of the others, did
+by themselves meet under cloud of night, "night of April 29th-30th;"
+and--bring the Preliminaries to perfection. And have them signed before
+daybreak; which is, in effect, signing, or at least fixing as certain,
+the Treaty itself; so that Armistice can ensue straightway, and the War
+essentially end.
+
+A fixed thing; the Purseholders having signed. On the safe rear of
+which, your recipient Subsidiary Parties can argue and protest (as the
+Empress-Queen and her Kaunitz vehemently did, to great lengths), and
+gradually come in and finish. Which, in the course of the next six
+months, they all did, Empress-Queen and Excellency Kaunitz not excepted.
+And so, October 18th, 1748, all details being, in the interim, either
+got settled, or got flung into corners as unsettleable (mostly the
+latter),--Treaty itself was signed by everybody; and there was "Peace
+of Aix-la-Chapelle." Upon which, except to remark transiently how
+inconclusive a conclusion it was, mere end of war because your powder is
+run out, mere truce till you gather breath and gunpowder again, we will
+spend no word in this place. [Complete details in ADELUNG, vi. 225-409:
+"October, 1747," Ligonier returning, and first rumor of new Congress
+(226); "17th March, 1748," Sandwich come (323); "April 29th-30th,"
+meet under cloud of night (326); Kaunitz protesting (339): "2d August,"
+Russians to halt and turn (397); "are over into the Oberpfalz, magazines
+ahead at Nurnberg;" in September, get to Bohmen again, and winter there:
+"18th October, 1748," Treaty finished (398, 409); Treaty itself given
+(IB., Beylage, 44). See--Gentleman's Magazine,--and OLD NEWSPAPERS of
+1748; Coxe's--Pelham,--ii. 7-41, i. 366-416.]
+
+"The Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle was done in a hurry and a huddle; greatly
+to Maria Theresa's disgust. 'Why not go on with your expenditures, ye
+Sea-Powers? Can money and life be spent better? I have yet conquered
+next to nothing for the Cause of Liberty and myself!' But the Sea-Powers
+were tired of it; the Dutch especially, who had been hoisted with such
+difficulty, tended strongly, New Stadtholder notwithstanding, to plump
+down again into stable equilibrium on the broad-bottom principle. Huddle
+up the matter; end it, well if you can; any way end it. The Treaty
+contained many Articles, now become forgettable to mankind. There is
+only One Article, and the Want of One, which shall concern us in this
+place. The One Article is: guarantee by all the European Powers to
+Friedrich's Treaty of Dresden. Punctually got as bargained for,--French
+especially willing; Britannic Majesty perhaps a little languid, but his
+Ministers positive on the point; so that Friedrioh's Envoy had not much
+difficulty at Aix. And now, Friedrich's Ownership of Silesia recognized
+by all the Powers to be final and unquestionable, surely nothing more is
+wanted? Nothing,--except keeping of this solemn stipulation by all the
+Powers. How it was kept by some of them; in what sense some of them are
+keeping it even now, we shall see by and by.
+
+"The Want of an Article was, on the part of England, concerning
+JENKINS'S EAR. There is not the least conclusion arrived at on that
+important Spanish-English Question; blind beginning of all these
+conflagrations; and which, in its meaning to the somnambulant Nation,
+is so immense. No notice taken of it; huddled together, some hasty
+shovelful or two of diplomatic ashes cast on it, 'As good as extinct,
+you see!' Left smoking, when all the rest is quenched. Considerable
+feeling there was, on this point, in the heart of the poor somnambulant
+English Nation; much dumb or semi-articulate growling on such a
+Peace-Treaty: 'We have arrived nowhere, then, by all this fighting, and
+squandering, and perilous stumbling among the chimney-pots? Spain (on
+its own showing) owed us 95,000 pounds. Spain's debt to Hanover; yes,
+you take care of that; some old sixpenny matter, which nobody ever heard
+of before: and of Spain's huge debt to England you drop no hint; of
+the 95,000 pounds, clear money, due by Spain; or of one's liberty to
+navigate the High Seas, none!' [PROTEST OF ENGLISH MERCHANTS AGAINST,
+&c. ("May, 1748") given in ADELUNG, vi. 353-358.] A Peace the reverse of
+applauded in England; though the wiser Somnambulants, much more Pitt
+and Friends, who are broad awake on these German points, may well be
+thankful to see such a War end on any terms."--Well, surely this old
+admitted 95,000 pounds should have been paid! And, to a moral certainty,
+Robinson and Sandwich must have made demand of it from the Spaniard. But
+there is no getting old Debts in, especially from that quarter. "King
+Friedrich [let me interrupt, for a moment, with this poor composite
+Note] is trying in Spain even now,--ever since 1746, when Termagant's
+Husband died, and a new King came,--for payment of old debt: Two old
+Debts; quite tolerably just both of them. King Friedrich keeps trying
+till 1749, three years in all: and, in the end, gets nothing whatever.
+Nothing,--except some Merino Rams in the interim," gift from the new
+King of Spain, I can suppose, which proved extremely useful in our Wool
+Industries; "and, from the same polite Ferdinand VI., a Porcelain Vase
+filled with Spanish Snuff." That was all!--
+
+King Friedrich, let me note farther, is getting decidedly deep into
+snuff; holds by SPANIOL (a dry yellow pungency, analogous to Lundy-foot
+or Irish-Blackguard, known to snuffy readers); always by Spaniol, we
+say; and more especially "the kind used by her Majesty of Spain," the
+now Dowager Termagant: [Orders this kind, from his Ambassador in Paris,
+"30th September, 1743:" the earliest extant trace of his snuffing habits
+(Preuss, i. 409).--NOTE FARTHER (if interesting): "The Termagant still
+lasted as Dowager, consuming SPANIOL at least, for near twenty years
+(died 11th July, 1766);--the new King, Ferdinand VI., was her STEPson,
+not her son; he went mad, poor soul, and died (10th August, 1759): upon
+which, Carlos of Naples, our own 'Baby Carlos' that once was, succeeded
+in Spain, 'King Carlos III. of Spain;' leaving his Son, a young boy
+under tutelage, as King of the Two Sicilies (King 'Ferdinand IV.,' who
+did not die, but had his difficulties, till 1825). Don Philip, who had
+fought so in those Savoy Passes, and got the bit of Parmesan Country,
+died 1765, the year before Mamma."] which, also, is to be remembered.
+Dryasdust adds, in his sweetly consecutive way: "Friedrich was very
+expensive about his snuff-boxes; wore two big rich boxes in his pockets;
+five or six stood on tables about; and more than a hundred in store,
+coming out by turns for variety. The cheapest of them cost 300 pounds
+(2,000 thalers); he had them as high as 1,500 pounds. At his death,
+there were found 130 of various values: they were the substance of all
+the jewelry he had; besides these snuff-boxes, two gold watches only,
+and a very small modicum of rings. Had yearly for personal Expenditure
+1,200,000 thalers [180,000 pounds of Civil List, as we should say];
+SPENT 33,000 pounds of it, and yearly gave the rest away in Royal
+beneficences, aid of burnt Villages, inundated Provinces, and
+multifarious PATER-PATRIAE objects." [Preuss, i. 409, 410,]--In regard
+to JENKINS'S EAR, my Constitutional Friend continues:--
+
+"SILESIA and JENKINS'S EAR, we often say, were the two bits of realities
+in this enormous hurly-burly of imaginations, insane ambitions, and
+zeros and negative quantities. Negative Belleisle goes home, not with
+Germany cut in Four and put under guidance of the First Nation of the
+Universe (so extremely fit for guiding self and neighbors), but with
+the First Nation itself reduced almost to wallet and staff; bankrupt,
+beggared--'Yes,' it answers, 'in all but glory! Have not we gained
+Fontenoy, Roucoux, Lauffeld; and strong-places innumerable [mostly in a
+state of dry-rot]? Did men ever fight as we Frenchmen; combining it
+with theatrical entertainments, too! Sublime France, First Nation of the
+Universe, will try another flight (ESSOR), were she breathed a little!'
+
+"Yes, a new ESSOR ere long, and perhaps surprise herself and mankind!
+The losses of men, money and resource, under this mad empty Enterprise
+of Belleisle's, were enormous, palpable to France and all mortals: but
+perhaps these were trifling to the replacement of them by such GLOIRE
+as there had been. A GLOIRE of plunging into War on no cause at all; and
+with an issue consisting only of foul gases of extreme levity. Messieurs
+are of confessed promptitude to fight; and their talent for it, in some
+kinds, is very great indeed. But this treating of battle and slaughter,
+of death, judgment and eternity, as light play-house matters; this of
+rising into such transcendency of valor, as to snap your fingers in the
+face of the Almighty Maker; this, Messieurs, give me leave to say so, is
+a thing that will conduct you and your PREMIERE NATION to the Devil, if
+you do not alter it. Inevitable, I tell you! Your road lies that way,
+then? Good morning, Messieurs; let me still hope, Not!"
+
+Diplomatist Kaunitz gained his first glories in this Congress of Aix;
+which are still great in the eyes of some. Age now thirty-seven; a
+native of these Western parts; but henceforth, by degrees ever more, the
+shining star and guide of Austrian Policies down almost to our own New
+Epoch. As, unluckily, he will concern us not a little, in time coming,
+let us read this Note, as foreshadow of the man and his doings:--
+
+"The glory of Count, ultimately Prince, von Kaunitz-Rietberg, is
+great in Diplomatic Circles of the past Century. 'The greatest of
+Diplomatists,' they all say;--and surely it is reckoned something to
+become the greatest in your line. Farther than this, to the readers of
+these times, Kaunitz-Rietberg's glory does not go. A great character,
+great wisdom, lasting great results to his Country, readers do not trace
+in Kaunitz's diplomacies,--only temporary great results, or what he and
+the by-standers thought such, to Kaunitz himself. He was the Supreme
+Jove, we perceive, in that extinct Olympus; and regards with sublime
+pity, not unallied to contempt, all other diplomatic beings. A man
+sparing of words, sparing even of looks; will hardly lift his eyelids
+for your sake,--will lift perhaps his chin, in slight monosyllabic
+fashion, and stalk superlatively through the other door. King of the
+vanished Shadows. A determined hater of Fresh Air; rode under glass
+cover, on the finest day; made the very Empress shut her windows when
+he came to audience; fed, cautiously daring, on boiled capons: more I
+remember not,--except also that he would suffer no mention of the word
+Death by any mortal. [Hormayr,--OEsterreichischer Plutarch,--iv.
+(3tes), 231-283.] A most high-sniffing, fantastic, slightly insolent
+shadow-king;--ruled, in his time, the now vanished Olympus; and had the
+difficult glory (defective only in result) of uniting France and Austria
+AGAINST the poor old Sea-Power milk-cows, for the purpose of recovering
+Silesia from Friedrich, a few years hence!"--These are wondrous results;
+hidden under the horizon, not very far either; and will astonish
+Britannic Majesty and all readers, in a few years.
+
+
+
+
+MARECHAL DE SAXE PAYS FRIEDRICH A VISIT.
+
+In Summer, 1749, Marechal de Saxe, the other shiny figure of this mad
+Business of the Netherlands, paid Friedrich a visit; had the honor to
+be entertained by him three days (July 13th-16th, 1749), in his Royal
+Cottage of Sans-Souci seemingly, in his choicest manner. Curiosity,
+which is now nothing like so vivid as it then was, would be glad to
+listen a little, in this meeting of two Suns, or of one Sun and one
+immense Tar-Barrel, or Atmospheric Meteor really of shining nature,
+and taken for a Sun. But the Books are silent; not the least detail, or
+hint, or feature granted us. Only Fancy;--and this of Smelfungus, by way
+of long farewell to one of the parties:--
+
+... "It was at Tongres, or in head-quarters near it, 10th October,
+1746,--Battle expected on the morrow [Battle of ROUCOUX, over towards
+Herstal, which we used to know],-that M. Favart, Saxe's Playwright and
+Theatre-Director, gave out in cheerful doggerel on fall of the Curtain,
+the announcement:--
+
+ --'Demain nous donnerons relache,
+ Quoique le Directeur s'en fache,
+ Vous voir combleroit nos desirs:--
+
+ 'To-morrow is no Play,
+ To the Manager's regret,
+ Whose sole study is to keep you happy:
+ --On doit ceder tout a la gloire;
+ Vous ne songes qu'a la victoire,
+ Nous ne songeons qu'a vos plaisires'--
+
+ [--Biographic Universelle,--xiv. 209,? Favart;
+ Espagnac, ii. 162.]
+
+ But, you being bent upon victory,
+ What can he do?--
+ Day after to-morrow,'--
+
+'Day after to-morrow,' added he, taking the official tone, (in honor of
+your laurels) [gained already, since you resolve on gaining them], we
+will have the honor of presenting'--such and such a gay Farce, to as
+many of you as remain alive! which was received with gay clapping of
+hands: admirable to the Universe, at least to the Parisian UNIVERS and
+oneself. Such a prodigality of light daring is in these French
+gentlemen, skilfully tickled by the Marechal; who uses this Playwright,
+among other implements, for keeping them at the proper pitch. Was there
+ever seen such radiancy of valor? Very radiant indeed;--yet, it seems to
+me, gone somewhat into the phosphorescent kind; shining in the dark, as
+fish will do when rotten! War has actually its serious character; nor is
+Death a farcical transaction, however high your genius may go. But what
+then? it is the Marechal's trade to keep these poor people at the
+cutting pitch, on any terms that will hold for the moment.
+
+"I know not which was the most dissolute Army ever seen in the world;
+but this of Saxe's was very dissolute. Playwright Favart had withal
+a beautiful clever Wife,--upon whom the courtships, munificent
+blandishments, threatenings and utmost endeavors of Marechal de Saxe
+(in his character of goat-footed Satyr) could not produce the least
+impression. For a whole year, not the least. Whereupon the Goat-footed
+had to get LETTRE DE CACHET for her; had to--in fact, produce the
+brutalest Adventure that is known of him, even in this brutal kind. Poor
+Favart, rushing about in despair, not permitted to run him through the
+belly, and die with his Wife undishonored, had to console himself, he
+and she; and do agreeable theatricalities for a living as heretofore.
+Let us not speak of it!
+
+"Of Saxe's Generalship, which is now a thing fallen pretty much into
+oblivion, I have no authority to speak. He had much wild natural
+ingenuity in him; cunning rapid whirls of contrivance; and gained Three
+Battles and very many Sieges, amid the loudest clapping of hands that
+could well be. He had perfect intrepidity; not to be flurried by any
+amount of peril or confusion; looked on that English Column, advancing
+at Fontenoy with its FUE INFERNAL, steadily through his perspective;
+chewing his leaden bullet: 'Going to beat me, then? Well--!' Nobody
+needed to be braver. He had great good-nature too, though of hot temper
+and so full of multifarious veracities; a substratum of inarticulate
+good sense withal, and much magnanimity run wild, or run to seed. A
+big-limbed, swashing, perpendicular kind of fellow; haughty of face,
+but jolly too; with a big, not ugly strut;--captivating to the French
+Nation, and fit God of War (fitter than 'Dalhousie,' I am sure!) for
+that susceptive People. Understood their Army also, what it was then
+and there; and how, by theatricals and otherwise, to get a great deal of
+fire out of it. Great deal of fire;--whether by gradual conflagration
+or not, on the road to ruin or not; how, he did not care. In respect of
+military 'fame' so called, he had the great advantage of fighting always
+against bad Generals, sometimes against the very worst. To his fame an
+advantage; to himself and his real worth, far the reverse. Had he fallen
+in with a Friedrich, even with a Browne or a Traun, there might have
+been different news got. Friedrich (who was never stingy in such
+matters, except to his own Generals, where it might do hurt) is profuse
+in his eulogies, in his admirations of Saxe; amiable to see, and not
+insincere; but which, perhaps, practically do not mean very much.
+
+"It is certain the French Army reaped no profit from its experience
+of Marechal de Saxe, and the high theatricalities, ornamental
+blackguardisms, and ridicule of death and life. In the long-run a graver
+face would have been of better augury. King Friedrich's soldiers, one
+observes, on the eve of battle, settle their bits of worldly business;
+and wind up, many of them, with a hoarse whisper of prayer. Oliver
+Cromwell's soldiers did so, Gustaf Adolf's; in fact, I think all
+good soldiers: Roucoux with a Prince Karl, Lauffeld with a Duke of
+Cumberland; you gain your Roucoux, your Lauffeld, Human Stupidity
+permitting: but one day you fall in with Human Intelligence, in an
+extremely grave form;--and your 'ELAN,' elastic outburst, the quickest
+in Nature, what becomes of it? Wait but another decade; we shall
+see what an Army this has grown. Cupidity, dishonesty, floundering
+stupidity, indiscipline, mistrust; and an elastic outspurt (ELAN) turned
+often enough into the form of SAUVE-QUI-PEUT!
+
+"M. le Marechal survived Aix-la-Chapelle little more than two years.
+Lived at Chambord, on the Loire, an Ex-Royal Palace; in such splendor as
+never was. Went down in a rose-pink cloud, as if of perfect felicity; of
+glory that would last forever,--which it has by no means done. He made
+despatch; escaped, in this world, the Nemesis, which often waits on what
+they call 'fame.' By diligent service of the Devil, in ways not worth
+specifying, he saw himself, November 21st, 1750, flung prostrate
+suddenly: 'Putrid fever!' gloom the doctors ominously to one another:
+and, November 30th, the Devil (I am afraid it was he, though clad in
+roseate effulgence, and melodious exceedingly) carried him home on those
+kind terms, as from a Universe all of Opera. 'Wait till 1759,--till
+1789!' murmured the Devil to himself."
+
+
+
+
+TRAGIC NEWS, THAT CONCERN US, OF VOLTAIRE AND OTHERS.
+
+About two months after those Saxe-Friedrich hospitalities at Sans-Souci,
+Voltaire, writing, late at night, from the hospitable Palace of Titular
+Stanislaus, has these words, to his trusted D'Argental:--
+
+LUNEVILLE, 4th SEPTEMBER, 1749.... "Madame du Chatelet, this night,
+while scribbling over her NEWTON, felt a little twinge; she called
+a waiting-maid, who had only time to hold out her apron, and catch a
+little Girl, whom they carried to its cradle. The Mother arranged her
+papers, went to bed; and the whole of that (TOUT CELA) is sleeping like
+a dormouse, at the hour I write to you." My guardian angels, "poor I
+sha'n't have so easy a delivery of my CATILINA" (my ROME SAVED, for
+the confusion of old Crebillon and the cabals)! [--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 57
+(Voltaire to D'Argental).]...
+
+And then, six days later, hear another Witness present there:--
+
+LUNEVILLE PALACE, 10th SEPTEMBER. "For the first three or four days,
+the health of the Mother appeared excellent; denoting nothing but the
+weakness inseparable from her situation. The weather was very warm.
+Milk-fever came, which made the heat worse. In spite of remonstrances,
+she would have some iced barley-water; drank a big glass of it;--and,
+some instants after, had great pain in her head; followed by other bad
+symptoms." Which brought the Doctor in again, several Doctors, hastily
+summoned; who, after difficulties, thought again that all was coming
+right. And so, on the sixth night, 10th September, inquiring friends had
+left the sick-room hopefully, and gone down to supper, "the rather as
+Madame seemed inclined to sleep. There remained none with her but M. de
+St. Lambert, one of her maids and I. M. de St. Lambert, as soon as the
+strangers were gone, went forward and spoke some moments to her; but
+seeing her sleepy, drew back, and sat chatting with us two. Eight or ten
+minutes after, we heard a kind of rattle in the throat, intermixed with
+hiccoughs: we ran to the bed; found her, senseless; raised her to a
+sitting posture, tried vinaigrettes, rubbed her feet, knocked into the
+palms of her hands;--all in vain; she was dead!
+
+"Of course the supper-party burst up into her room; M. le Marquis de
+Chatelet, M. de Voltaire, and the others. Profound consternation: to
+tears, to cries succeeded a mournful silence. Voltaire and St. Lambert
+remained the last about her bed. At length Voltaire quitted the room;
+got out by the Grand Entrance, hardly knowing which way he went. At the
+foot of the Outer Stairs, near a sentry's box, he fell full length on
+the pavement. His lackey, who was a step or two behind, rushed forward
+to raise him. At that moment came M. de St. Lambert; who had taken the
+same road, and who now hastened to help. M. de Voltaire, once on his
+feet again, and recognizing who it was, said, through his tears and with
+the most pathetic accent, 'AH, MON AMI, it is you that have killed
+her to me!'--and then suddenly, as if starting awake, with the tone of
+reproach and despair, 'EH, MON DIEU, MONSIEUR, DE QUOI VOUS AVISIEZ-VOUS
+DE LUI FAIRE UN ENFANT (Good God, Sir, what put it into your head
+to--to--)!'" [Longchamp et Wagniere,--Memoires sur Voltaire,--ii. 250,
+251;--Longchamp LOQUITUR.]
+
+Poor M. de Voltaire; suddenly become widower, and flung out upon his
+shifts again, at his time of life! May now wander, Ishmael-like, whither
+he will, in this hard lonesome world. His grief is overwhelming, mixed
+with other sharp feelings clue on the matter; but does not last very
+long, in that poignant form. He will turn up on us, in his new capacity
+of single-man, again brilliant enough, within year and day.
+
+Last Autumn, September, 1748, Wilhelmina's one Daughter, one child, was
+wedded; to that young Durchlaucht of Wurtemberg, whom we saw gallanting
+the little girl, to Wilhelmina's amusement, some years ago. About the
+wedding, nothing; nor about the wedded life, what would have been more
+curious:--no Wilhelmina now to tell us anything; not even whether Mamma
+the Improper Duchess was there. From Berlin, the Two youngest Princes,
+Henri and Ferdinand, attended at Baireuth;--Mannstein, our old Russian
+friend, now Prussian again, escorting them. [Seyfarth, ii. 76.] The
+King, too busy, I suppose, with Silesian Reviews and the like, sends
+his best wishes,--for indeed the Match was of his sanctioning and
+advising;--though his wishes proved mere disappointment in the sequel.
+Friedrich got no "furtherance in the Swabian-Franconian Circles,"
+or favor anywhere, by means of this Durchlaucht; in the end, far
+the reverse!--In a word, the happy couple rolled away to Wurtemberg
+(September 26th, 1748); he twenty, she sixteen, poor young creatures;
+and in years following became unhappy to a degree.
+
+There was but one child, and it soon died. The young Serene Lady was
+of airy high spirit; graceful, clever, good too, they said; perhaps a
+thought too proud:--but as for her Reigning Duke, there was seldom seen
+so lurid a Serenity; and it was difficult to live beside him. A most
+arbitrary Herr, with glooms and whims; dim-eyed, ambitious, voracious,
+and the temper of an angry mule,--very fit to have been haltered, in a
+judicious manner, instead of being set to halter others! Enough, in
+six or seven years time, the bright Pair found itself grown thunderous,
+opaque beyond description; and (in 1759) had to split asunder for good.
+"Owing to the reigning Duke's behavior," said everybody. "Has behaved
+so, I would run him through the body, if we met!" said his own Brother
+once:--Brother Friedrich Eugen, a Prussian General by that time, whom we
+shall hear of. [Preuss, iv. 149; Michaelis, iii. 451.] What thoughts
+for our dear Wilhelmina, in her latter weak years;--lapped in eternal
+silence, as so much else is.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter IV. COCCEJI FINISHES THE LAW-REFORM; FRIEDRICH IS PRINTING HIS
+POESIES.
+
+In these years, Friedrich goes on victoriously with his Law-Reform;
+Herculean Cocceji with Assistants, backed by Friedrich, beneficently
+conquering Province after Province to him;--Kur-Mark, Neu-Mark,
+Cleve (all easy, in comparison, after Pommern), and finally Preussen
+itself;--to the joy and profit of the same. Cocceji's method, so far
+as the Foreign on-looker can discern across much haze, seems to be
+three-fold:--
+
+1. Extirpation (painless, were it possible) of the Petti-fogger Species;
+indeed, of the Attorney Species altogether: "Seek other employments;
+disappear, all of you, from these precincts, under penalty!" The
+Advocate himself takes charge of the suit, from first birth of it; and
+sees it ended,--he knows within what limit of time.
+
+2. Sifting out of all incompetent Advocates, "Follow that
+Attorney-Company, you; away!"--sifting out all these, and retaining in
+each Court, with fees accurately settled, with character stamped sound,
+or at least SOUNDEST, the number actually needed. In a milder way, but
+still more strictly, Judges stupid or otherwise incompetent are riddled
+out; able Judges appointed, and their salaries raised.
+
+3. What seems to be Friedrich's own invention, what in outcome he thinks
+will be the summary of all good Law-Procedure: A final Sentence (three
+"instances" you can have, but the third ends it for you) within the
+Year. Good, surely. A justice that intends to be exact must front the
+complicacies in a resolute piercing manner, and will not be tedious. Nay
+a justice that is not moderately swift,--human hearts waiting for it,
+the while, in a cancerous state, instead of hopefully following their
+work,--what, comparatively, is the use of its being never so exact!--
+
+Simple enough methods; rough and ready. Needing, in the execution, clear
+human eyesight, clear human honesty,--which happen to be present here,
+and without which no "method" whatever can be executed that will really
+profit.
+
+In the course of 1748, Friedrich, judging by Pommern and the other
+symptoms that his enterprise was safe, struck a victorious Medal upon
+it: "FRIDERICUS BORUSSORUM REX," pressing with his sceptre the oblique
+Balance to a level posture; with Epigraph, "EMENDATO JURE." [Letter
+to Cocceji, accompanying Copy of the Medal in Gold, "24th June, 1748"
+(Seyfarth, ii. 67 n.).] And by New-year's day, 1750, the matter was in
+effect completed; and "justice cheap, expeditious, certain," a fact in
+all Prussian Lands.
+
+Nay, in 1749-1751, to complete the matter, Cocceji's "Project of a
+general Law-Code," PROJEKT DES CORPORIS JURIS FRIDERICIANI, came forth
+in print: [Halle, 2 vols. folio (Preuss, i. 316; see IB. 315 n., as to
+the LAW-PROCEDURE, $c. now settled by Cocceji).] to the admiration of
+mankind, at home and abroad; "the First Code attempted since Justinian's
+time," say they. PROJECT translated into all languages, and read in all
+countries. A poor mildewed copy of this CODEX FRIDERICIANUS--done at
+Edinburgh, 1761, not said by whom; evidently bought at least TWICE, and
+mostly never yet read (nor like being read)--is known to me, for years
+past, in a ghastly manner! Without the least profit to this present, or
+to any other Enterprise;--though persons of name in Jurisprudence call
+it meritorious in their Science; the first real attempt at a Code in
+Modern times. But the truth is, this Cocceji CODEX remained a PROJECT
+merely, never enacted anywhere. It was not till 1773, that Friedrich
+made actual attempt to build a Law-Code and did build one (the
+foundation-story of one, for his share, completed since), in which this
+of Cocceji had little part. In 1773, the thing must again be mentioned;
+the "Second Law-Reform," as they call it. What we practically know from
+this time is, That Prussian Lawsuits, through Friedrich's Reign, do all
+terminate, or push at their utmost for terminating, within one year from
+birth; and that Friedrich's fame, as a beneficent Justinian, rose
+high in all Countries (strange, in Countries that had thought him
+a War-scourge and Conquering Hero); strange, but undeniable;
+[See--Gentleman's Magazine,--xx. 215-218 ("May, 1750"): eloquent,
+enthusiastic LETTER, given there, "of Baron de Spon to Chancellor
+D'Aguessan," on these inimitable Law Achievements.] and that his own
+People, if more silently, yet in practice very gladly indeed, welcomed
+his Law-Reform; and, from day to day, enjoyed the same,--no doubt with
+occasional remembrance who the Donor was.
+
+Of Friedrich's Literary works, nobody, not even Friedrich himself, will
+think it necessary that we say much. But the fact is, he is doing a
+great many things that way: in Prose, the MEMOIRS OF BRANDENBURG, coming
+out as Papers in the Academy from time to time; [From 1746 and onward:
+first published complete (after slight revision by Voltaire), Berlin,
+1751.] in Verse, very secret as yet, the PALLADION ("exquisite
+Burlesque," think some), the ART OF WAR (reckoned truly his best Piece
+in verse):--and wishes sometimes he had Voltaire here to perfect him
+a little. This too would be one of the practical charms of Voltaire.
+[Friedrich's Letter to Algarotti (--OEuvres,--xviii. 66), "12th
+September, 1749."] For though King Friedrich knows and remembers always,
+that these things, especially the Verse part, are mere amusements in
+comparison, he has the creditable wish to do these well; one would
+not fantasy ILL even on the Flute, if one could help it. "Why does n't
+Voltaire come; as Quantz of the Flute has done?" Friedrich, now that
+Voltaire has fallen widower, renews his pressings, "Why don't you come?"
+Patience, your Majesty; Voltaire will come.
+
+Nobody can wish details in this Department: but there is one thing
+necessary to be mentioned, That Friedrich in these years, 1749-1752,
+has Printers out at Potsdam, and is Printing, "in beautiful quarto
+form, with copperplates," to the extent of twelve copies, the OEUVRES
+(Poetical, that is) DU PHILOSOPHE DE SANS-SOUCI. Only twelve copies,
+I have heard; gift of a single copy indicating that you are among the
+choicest of the chosen. Copies have now fallen extremely rare (and are
+not in request at all, with my readers or me); but there was one Copy
+which, or the Mis-title of which, as OEUVRE DE "POESHIE" DU ROI MON
+MAITRE, became miraculously famous in a year or two;--and is still
+memorable to us all! On Voltaire's arrival, we shall hear more of these
+things. Enough to say at present that the OEUVRES DU PHILOSOPHE DE
+SANS-SOUCI: AU DONJON DU CHATEAU: AVEC PRIVILEGE D'APOLLON,--"three
+thinnish quarto volumes, all the Poetry then on hand,"--was finished
+early in 1750, before Voltaire came. That, when Voltaire came, a revisal
+was undertaken, a new Edition, with Voltaire's corrections and other
+changes (total suppression of the PALLADION, for one creditable
+change): that this Edition was to have been in Two Volumes; that One,
+accordingly, rather thicker than the former sort, was got finished in
+1752 (same TITLE, only the new Date, and "no DONJON DU CHATEAU this
+time"), One Volume in 1752; after which, owing to the explosions that
+ensued, no Second came, nor ever will;--and that the actual contents of
+that far-famed OEUVRE DE "POESHIE" (number of volumes even) are points
+of mystery to me, at this day. [Herr Preuss--in the CHRONOLOGICAL LIST
+of Friedrich's Writings (a useful accurate Piece otherwise), and in two
+other places where he tries--is very indistinct on this of DONJON DU
+CHATEAU; and it is all but impossible to ascertain from him WHAT, in an
+indisputable manner, the OEUVRE DE "POESHIE" may have been. Here are
+the places for groping, if another should be induced to try:--OEuvres
+de Frederic,--x. (Preface, p. ix); IB. xi. (Preface, p. ix); IB.--Table
+Chhronologique--(in what Volume this is, you cannot yet say; seems
+preliminary to a GENERAL INDEX, which is infinitely wanted, but has not
+yet appeared to this Editor's aid), p. 14.]
+
+Friedrich's other employments are multifarious as those of a Land's
+Husband (not inferior to his Father in that respect); and, like the
+benefits of the diurnal Sun, are to be considered incessant, innumerable
+and, in result to us-ward, SILENT also, impossible to speak of in this
+place. From the highest pitch of State-craft (Russian Czarina now fallen
+plainly hostile, and needing lynx-eyed diplomacy ever and anon), down
+to that of Dredging and Fascine-work (as at Stettin and elsewhere), of
+Oder-canals, of Soap-boiler Companies, and Mulberry-and-Silk Companies;
+nay of ordaining Where, and where not, the Crows are to be shot, and
+(owing to cattle-murrain) No VEAL to be killed: [Seyfarth, ii. 71, 83,
+81; Preuss,--Buch fur Jedermann,--i. 101-109; &c.] daily comes the tide
+of great and of small, and daily the punctual Friedrich keeps abreast
+of it,--and Dryasdust has noted the details, and stuffed them into blind
+sacks,--for forty years.
+
+The Review seasons, I notice, go somewhat as follows. For Berlin and
+neighborhood, May, or perhaps end of April (weather now bright, and
+ground firm); sometimes with considerable pomp ("both Queens out," and
+beautiful Female Nobilities, in "twenty-four green tents"), and often
+with great complicacy of manoeuvre. In June, to Magdeburg, round by
+Cleve; and home again for some days. July is Pommern: Onward thence to
+Schlesien, oftenest in August; Schlesien the last place, and generally
+not done with till well on in September. But we will speak of these
+things, more specially, another time. Such "Reviews," for strictness of
+inspection civil and military, as probably were not seen in the world
+since,--or before, except in the case of this King's Father only.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter V. STRANGERS OF NOTE COME TO BERLIN, IN 1750.
+
+British Diplomacies, next to the Russian, cause some difficulties
+in those years: of which more by and by. Early in 1748, while
+Aix-la-Chapelle was starting, Ex-Exchequer Legge came to Berlin; on some
+obscure object of a small Patch of Principality, hanging loose during
+those Negotiations: "Could not we secure it for his Royal Highness
+of Cumberland, thinks your Majesty?" Ex-Exchequer Legge was here;
+[Coxe's--Pelham,--i. 431, &c.; Rodenbeck, pp. 155, 160 (first audience
+1st May, 1748);--recalled 22d November, Aix being over.] got handsome
+assurances of a general nature; but no furtherance towards his obscure,
+completely impracticable object; and went home in November following, to
+a new Parliamentary Career.
+
+And the second year after, early in 1750, came Sir Hanbury Williams,
+famed London Wit of Walpole's circle, on objects which, in the main,
+were equally chimerical: "King of the Romans, much wanted;" "No Damage
+to your Majesty's Shipping from our British Privateers;" and the
+like;--about which some notice, and not very much, will be due
+farther on. Here, in his own words, is Hanbury's Account of his First
+Audience:--
+
+... "On Thursday," 16th July, 1750, "I went to Court by appointment, at
+11 A.M. The King of Prussia arrived about 12 [at Berlin; King in from
+Potsdam, for one day]; and Count Podewils immediately introduced me into
+the Royal closet; when I delivered his Britannic Majesty's Letters into
+the King of Prussia's hands, and made the usual compliments to him in
+the best manner I was able. To which his Prussian Majesty replied, to
+the best of my remembrance, as follows:--"'I have the truest esteem
+for the King of Britain's person; and I set the highest value on his
+friendship. I have at different times received essential proofs of it;
+and I desire you would acquaint the King your Master that I will (SIC)
+never forget them.' His Prussian Majesty afterwards said something with
+respect to myself, and then asked me several questions about indifferent
+things and persons. He seemed to express a great deal of esteem for
+my Lord Chesterfield, and a great deal of kindness for Mr. Villiers,"
+useful in the Peace-of-Dresden time; "but did not once mention Lord
+Hyndford or Mr. Legge,"--how singular!
+
+"I was in the closet with his Majesty exactly five minutes and a half.
+My audience done, Prussian Majesty came out into the general room, where
+Foreign Ministers were waiting. He said, on stepping in, just one word"
+to the Austrian Excellency; not even one to the Russian Excellency,
+nor to me the Britannic; "conversed with the French, Swedish,
+Danish;"--happy to be off, which I do not wonder at; to dine with Mamma
+at Monbijou, among faces pleasant to him; and return to his Businesses
+and Books next day. [Walpole,--George the Second,--i. 449; Rodenbeck, i.
+204.]
+
+Witty Excellency Hanbury did not succeed at Berlin on the "Romish-King
+Question," or otherwise; and indeed went off rather in a hurry. But for
+the next six or seven years he puddles about, at a great rate, in those
+Northern Courts; giving away a great deal of money, hatching many futile
+expensive intrigues at Petersburg, Warsaw (not much at Berlin, after the
+first trial there); and will not be altogether avoidable to us in time
+coming, as one could have wished. Besides, he is Horace Walpole's friend
+and select London Wit: he contributed a good deal to the English notions
+about Friedrich; and has left considerable bits of acrid testimony on
+Friedrich, "clear words of an Eye-witness," men call them,--which are
+still read by everybody; the said Walpole, and others, having since
+printed them, in very dark condition. [In Walpole,--George the
+Second--(i. 448-461), the Pieces which regard Friedrich. In--Sir Charles
+Hanbury Williams's Works--(edited by a diligent, reverential, but
+ignorant gentleman, whom I could guess to be Bookseller Jeffery
+in person: London, 1822, 3 vols. small 8vo) are witty Verses, and
+considerable sections of Prose, relating to other persons and objects
+now rather of an obsolete nature.] Brevity is much due to Hanbury and
+his testimonies, since silence in the circumstances is not allowable.
+Here is one Excerpt, with the necessary light for reading it:--
+
+... It is on this Romish-King and other the like chimerical errands,
+that witty Hanbury, then a much more admirable man than we now find him,
+is prowling about in the German Courts, off and on, for some ten
+years in all, six of them still to come. A sharp-eyed man, of shrewish
+quality; given to intriguing, to spying, to bribing; anxious to win his
+Diplomatic game by every method, though the stake (as here) is oftenest
+zero: with fatal proclivity to Scandal, and what in London circles he
+has heard called Wit. Little or nothing of real laughter in the soul
+of him, at any time; only a labored continual grin, always of malicious
+nature, and much trouble and jerking about, to keep that up. Had
+evidently some modicum of real intellect, of capacity for being wise;
+but now has fatally devoted it nearly all to being witty, on those
+poor terms! A perverse, barren, spiteful little wretch; the grin of him
+generally an affliction, at this date. His Diplomatic Correspondence I
+do not know. [Nothing of him is discoverable in the State-Paper
+Office. Many of his Papers, it would seem, are in the Earl of Essex's
+hands;--and might be of some Historical use, not of very much, could the
+British Museum get possession of them. Abundance of BACKSTAIRS
+History, on those Northern Courts, especially on Petersburg, and
+Warsaw-Dresden,--authentic Court-gossip, generally malicious, often
+not true, but never mendacious on the part of Williams,--is one likely
+item.] He did a great deal of Diplomatic business, issuing in zero, of
+which I have sometimes longed to know the exact dates; seldom anything
+farther. His "History of Poland," transmitted to the Right Hon.
+Henry Fox, by instalments from Dresden, in 1748, is [See--Hanbury's
+Works,--vol. iii.]--Well, I should be obliged to call it worthier of
+Goody Two-Shoes than of that Right Hon. Henry, who was a man of parts,
+but evidently quite a vacuum on the Polish side!
+
+Of Hanbury's News-Letters from Foreign Courts, four or five,
+incidentally printed, are like the contents of a slop-pail;
+uncomfortable to the delicate mind. Not lies on the part of Hanbury,
+but foolish scandal poured into him; a man more filled with credulous
+incredible scandal, evil rumors, of malfeasances by kings and magnates,
+than most people known. His rumored mysteries between poor Polish
+Majesty and pretty Daughter-in-law (the latter a clever and graceful
+creature, Daughter of the late unfortunate Kaiser, and a distinguished
+Correspondent of Friedrich's) are to be regarded as mere poisoned wind.
+[See--Hanbury's Works,--ii. 209-240.] That "Polish Majesty gets into his
+dressing-gown at two in the afternoon" (inaccessible thenceforth, poor
+lazy creature), one most readily believes; but there, or pretty much
+there, one's belief has to stop. The stories, in WALPOLE, on the King of
+Prussia, have a grain of fact in them, twisted into huge irrecognizable
+caricature in the Williams optic-machinery. Much else one can discern
+to be, in essence, false altogether. Friedrich, who could not stand that
+intriguing, spying, shrewish, unfriendly kind of fellow at his Court,
+applied to England in not many months hence, and got Williams sent away:
+["22d January, 1751" (MS. LIST in State-Paper Office).] on to Russia, or
+I forget whither;--which did not mend the Hanbury optical-machinery on
+that side. The dull, tobacco-smoking Saxon-Polish Majesty, about whom he
+idly retails so many scandals, had never done him any offence.
+
+On the whole, if anybody wanted a swim in the slop-pails of that extinct
+generation, Hanbury, could he find an Editor to make him legible, might
+be printed. For he really was deep in that slop-pail or extinct-scandal
+department, and had heard a great many things. Apart from that, in
+almost any other department,--except in so far as he seems to DATE
+rather carefully,--I could not recommend him. The Letters and Excerpts
+given in Walpole are definable as one pennyworth of bread,--much ruined
+by such immersion, but very harmless otherwise, could you pick it
+out and clean it,--to twenty gallons of Hanbury sherris-sack, or
+chamber-slop. I have found nothing that seems to be, in all points,
+true or probable, but this; worth cutting out, and rendering legible, on
+other accounts. Hanbury LOQUITUR (in condensed form):
+
+"In the summer of last year, 1749, there was, somewhere in Mahren, a
+great Austrian Muster or Review;" all the more interesting, as it was
+believed, or known, that the Prussian methods and manoeuvres were now to
+be the rule for Austria. Not much of a Review otherwise, this of 1749;
+Empress-Queen and Husband not personally there, as in coming Years they
+are wont to be; that high Lady being ardent to reform her Army, root and
+branch, according to the Prussian model,--more praise to her. [--Maria
+Theresiens Leben,--p. 160 (what she did that way, ANNO 1749); p. 162
+(PRESENT at the Reviews, ANNO 1750).] "At this Muster in Mahren, Three
+Prussian Officers happened to make their appearance,--for several
+imaginable reasons, of little significance: 'For the purpose of
+inveigling people to desert, and enlist with them!' said the Austrian
+Authorities; and ordered the Three Prussian Officers unceremoniously off
+the ground. Which Friedrich, when he heard of it, thought an unhandsome
+pipe-clay procedure, and kept in mind against the Austrian Authorities.
+
+"Next Summer," next Spring, 1750, "an Austrian Captain being in
+Mecklenburg, travelling about, met there an old acquaintance, one
+Chapeau [HAT! can it be possible?], who is in great favor with the King
+of Prussia:"--very well, Excellency Hanbury; but who, in the name of
+wonder, can this HAT, or Chapeau, have been? After study, one perceives
+that Hanbury wrote Chazeau, meaning CHASOT, an old acquaintance of our
+own! Brilliant, sabring, melodying Chasot, Lieutenant-Colonel of the
+Baireuth Dragoons; who lies at Treptow, close on Mecklenburg, and is
+a declared favorite of the Duchess, often running over to the RESIDENZ
+there. Often enough; but HONI SOIT, O reader; the clever Lady is towards
+sixty, childless, musical; and her Husband--do readers recollect him at
+all?--is that collapsed TAILORING Duke whom Friedrich once visited,--and
+whose Niece, Half-Niece, is Charlotte, wise little hard-favored creature
+now of six, in clean bib and tucker, Ancestress of England that is to
+be; whose Papa will succeed, if the Serene Tailor die first,--which he
+did not quite. To this Duchess, musical gallant Chasot may well be a
+resource, and she to him. Naturally the Austrian Captain, having come
+to Mecklenburg, dined with Serene Highness, he and Chasot together, with
+concert following, and what not, at the Schloss of Neu-Strelitz:--And
+now we will drop the 'Chapeau,' and say Chasot, with comfort, and a
+shade of new interest.
+
+"'The grand May Review at Berlin just ahead, won't you look in; it is
+straight on your road home?' suggests Chasot to his travelling friend.
+'One would like it, of all things,' answered the other: 'but the King?'
+'Tush,' said Chasot; 'I will make that all straight!' And applies to
+the King accordingly: 'Permission to an Austrian Officer, a good
+acquaintance of mine.' 'Austrian Officer?' Friedrich's eyes lighten; and
+he readily gives the permission. This was at Berlin, on the very eve
+of the Review; and Chasot and his Austrian are made happy in that small
+matter. And on the morrow [end of May, 1750], the Austrian attends
+accordingly; but, to his astonishment, has hardly begun to taste the
+manoeuvres, when--one of Friedrich's Aides-de-Camp gallops up: 'By the
+King's command, Mein Herr, you retire on the instant!'
+
+"Next day, the Austrian is for challenging Chasot. 'As you like, that
+way,' answers Chasot; 'but learn first, that on your affront I rode
+up to the King; and asked, publicly, Did not your Majesty grant me
+permission? Unquestionably, Monsieur Chasot;--and if he had not come,
+how could I have paid back the Moravian business of last year!'"
+[Walpole,--George the Second,--i. 457, 459.]--This is much in
+Friedrich's way; not the unwelcomer that it includes a satirical twitch
+on Chasot, whom he truly likes withal, or did like, though now a
+little dissatisfied with those too frequent Mecklenburg excursions and
+extra-military cares. Of this, merely squeezing the Hanbury venom out of
+it, I can believe every particular.
+
+"Did you ever hear of anything so shocking?" is Hanbury's meaning here
+and elsewhere. "I must tell you a story of the King of Prussia's regard
+for the Law of Nations," continues he to Walpole? [Ib. i. 458.] Which
+proves to be a story, turned topsy-turvy, of one Hofmann, Brunswick
+Envoy, who (quite BEYOND commission, and a thing that must not be
+thought of at all!) had been detected in dangerous intriguings with the
+ever-busy Russian Excellency, or another; and got flung into Spandau,
+[Adelung, v. 534; vii. 132-144.]--seemingly pretty much his due in the
+matter. And so of other Hanbury things. "What a Prussia; for rigor of
+command, one huge prison, in a manner!" King intent on punctuality, and
+all his business upon the square. Society, official and unofficial,
+kept rather strictly to their tackle; their mode of movement not that
+of loose oxen at all! "Such a detestable Tyrant,"--who has ordered ME,
+Hanbury, else-whither with my exquisite talents and admired wit!--
+
+
+
+
+CANDIDATUS LINSENBARTH (QUASI "Lentil-beard") LIKEWISE VISITS BERLIN.
+
+By far the notablest arrival in Berlin is M. de Voltaire's July 10th; a
+few days before Hanbury got his First Audience, "five minutes long." But
+that arrival will require a Chapter to itself;--most important arrival,
+that, of all! The least important, again, is probably that of Candidatus
+Linsenbarth, in these same weeks;--a rugged poverty-stricken
+old Licentiate of Theology; important to no mortal in Berlin or
+elsewhere:--upon whom, however, and upon his procedures in that City, we
+propose, for our own objects, to bestow a few glances; rugged Narrative
+of the thing, in singular exotic dialect, but true every word,
+having fortunately come to us from Linsenbarth's own hand. [Through
+Rodenbeck,--Beitrage,--i. 463 et seq.]
+
+Berlin, it must be admitted, after all one's reading in poor Dryasdust,
+remains a dim empty object; Teutschland is dim and empty: and out of
+the forty blind sacks, or out of four hundred such, what picture can
+any human head form to itself of Friedrich as King or Man? A trifling
+Adventure of that poor individual, called Linsenbarth CANDIDATUS
+THEOLOGIAE, one of the poorest of mortals, but true and credible in
+every particular, comes gliding by chance athwart all that; and like the
+glimmer of a poor rushlight, or kindled straw, shows it us for moments,
+a thing visible, palpable, as it worked and lived. In the great dearth,
+Linsenbarth, if I can faithfully interpret him for the modern reader,
+will be worth attending to.
+
+Date of Linsenbarth's Adventure is June-August, 1750. "Schloss of
+Beichlingen" and "Village of Hemmleben" are in the Thuringen Hill
+Country (Weimar not far off to eastward): the Hero himself, a tall
+awkward raw-boned creature, is, for perhaps near forty years past, a
+CANDIDATUS, say Licentiate, or Curate without Cure. Subsists, I should
+guess, by schoolmastering--cheapest schoolmaster conceivable, wages mere
+nothing--in the Villages about; in the Village of Hemmleben latterly;
+age, as I discover, grown to be sixty-one, in those straitened but by
+no means forlorn circumstances. And so, here is veteran Linsenbarth of
+Hemmleben, a kind of Thuringian Dominie Sampson; whose Interview with
+such a brother mortal as Friedrich King of Prussia may be worth looking
+at,--if I can abridge it properly.
+
+Well, it appears, in the year 1750, at this thrice-obscure Village of
+Hemmleben, the worthy old pastor Cannabich died;--worthy old man, how
+he had lived there, modestly studious, frugal, chiefly on
+farm-produce, with tobacco and Dutch theology; a modest blessing to
+his fellow-creatures! And now he is dead, and the place vacant.
+Twenty pounds a Year certain; let us guess it twenty, with glebe-land,
+piggeries, poultry-hutches: who is now to get all that? Linsenbarth
+starts with his Narrative, in earnest.
+
+Linsenbarth, who I guess may have been Assistant to the deceased
+Cannabich, and was now out of work, says: "I had not the least thought
+of profiting by this vacancy; but what happened? The Herr Graf von
+Werthern, at Schloss Beichlingen, sent his Steward [LEHNSDIRECTOR,
+FIEF-DIRECTOR is the title of this Steward, which gives rise to
+obsolete thought of mill-dues, road-labor, payments IN NATURA], his
+Lehnsdirector, Herr Kettenbeil, over to my LOGIS [cheap boarding
+quarters]; who brought a gracious salutation from his Lord; saying
+farther, That I knew too well [excellent Cannabich gone from us,
+alas!] the Pastorate of Hemmleben was vacant; that there had various
+competitors announced themselves, SUPPLICANDO, for the place; the Herr
+Graf, however, had yet given none of them the FIAT, but waited always
+till I should apply. As I had not done so, he (the Lord Graf) would
+now of his own motion give me the preference, and hereby confer the
+Pastorate upon me!"--
+
+"Without all controversy, here was a VOCATIO DIVINA, to be received with
+the most submissive thanks! But the lame second messenger came hitching
+in [HALTING MESSENGER, German proverb] very soon. Kettenbeil began
+again: 'He must mention to me SUB ROSA, Her Ladyship the Frau Grafin
+wanted to have her Lady's-maid provided for by this promotion, too; I
+must marry her, and take the living at the same time.'"
+
+Whew! And this is the noble Lady's way of thinking, up in her fine
+Schloss yonder? Linsenbarth will none of it. "For my notion fell at
+once," says he, "when I heard it was DO UT FACIAS, FACIO UT FACIAS (I
+give that thou mayest do, I do that thou mayest do; Wilt have the kirk,
+then take the irk, WILLST DU DIE PFARRE, SO NIMM DIE QUARRE); on those
+terms, my reply was: 'Most respectful thanks, Herr Fief-judge, and No,
+for such a vocation! And why? The vocation must have LIBERTATEM, there
+must be no VITIUM ESSENTIALE in it; it must be right IN ESSENTIALI,
+otherwise no honest man can accept it with a good conscience. This were
+a marriage on constraint; out of which a thousand INCONVENIENTIAE might
+spring!'" Hear Linsenbarth, in the piebald dialect, with the sound
+heart, and preference of starvation itself to some other things!
+Kettenbeil (CHAIN-AXE) went home; and there was found another Candidatus
+willing for the marriage on constraint, "out of which INCONVENIENTIAE
+might spring," in Linsenbarth's opinion.
+
+"And so did the sneakish courtly gentleman [HOFMANN, courtier as
+Linsenbarth has it], who grasped with both hands at my rejected offer,
+experience before long," continues Linsenbarth. "For the loose thing of
+court-tatters led him such a life that, within three years, age yet only
+thirty, he had to bite the dust" (BITE AT THE GRASS, says Linsenbarth,
+proverbially), which was an INCONVENIENTIA including all others. "And I
+had LEGITIMAM CAUSAM to refuse the vocation CUM TALI CONDITIONE.
+
+"However, it was very ill taken of me. All over that Thuringian region
+I was cried out upon as a headstrong foolish person: The Herr Graf von
+Werthern, so ran the story, had of his own kindness, without request of
+mine, offered me a living; RARA AVIS, singular instance; and I, rash and
+without head, flung away such gracious offer. In short, I was told to
+my face [by good-natured friends], Nobody would ever think of me for
+promotion again;"--universal suffrage giving it clear against poor
+Linsenbarth, in this way.
+
+"To get out of people's sight at least," continues he, "I decided to
+leave my native place, and go to Berlin," 250 miles away or more. "And
+so it was that, on June the 20th, 1750, I landed at Berlin for the
+first time: and here straightway at the PACKHOF (or Custom-house), in
+searching of my things, 400 THALERS (some 60 pounds), all in Nurnberg
+BATZEN, were seized from me;"--BATZEN, quarter-groats we may say; 7
+and a half batzen go to a shilling; what a sack there must have been
+of them, 9,000 in all, about the size of herring-scales, in bad silver;
+fruit of Linsenbarth's stern thrift from birth upwards:--all snatched
+from him at one swoop. "And why?" says he, quite historically: Yes,
+Why? The reader, to understand it wholly, would need to read
+in Mylius's--Edicten-Sammlung,--in SEYFARTH and elsewhere;
+[Mylius,--Edict--xli., January, 1744, &c. &c.] and to know the
+scandalous condition of German coinage at this time and long after;
+every needy little Potentate mixing his coin with copper at discretion,
+and swindling mankind with it for a season; needing to be peremptorily
+forbidden, confiscated or ordered home, by the like of Friedrich.
+Linsenbarth answers his own "And why?" with historical calmness:--
+
+"The king had, some (six) years ago, had the batzen utterly cried down
+(GANZ UND GAR); they were not to circulate at all in his Countries;
+and I was so bold, I had brought batzen hither into the King's Capital,
+KONIGLICHE RESIDENZ itself! At the Packhof, there was but one answer,
+'Contraband, Contraband!'"--Here was a welcome for a man. "I made my
+excuses: Did not the least know; came straight from Thuringen, many
+miles of road; could not guess there What His Majesty the King had been
+pleased to forbid in His (THEIRO) Countries. 'You should have
+informed yourself,' said the Packhof people; and were deaf to such
+considerations. 'A man coming into such a Residenz Town as Berlin, with
+intent to abide there, should have inquired a little what was what,
+especially what coins were cried down, and what allowed,' said they of
+the Packhof." Poor Linsenbarth!"'But what am I to do now? How am I to
+live, if you take my very money from me?' 'That is your outlook,'
+said they;--and added, He must even find stowage for his stack of
+herring-scales or batzen, as soon as it was sealed up; 'we have no room
+for it in the Packhof!'" for a man: Here is a roughish welcome "I must
+leave all my money here; and find stowage for it, in a day or two.
+
+"There was, accordingly, a truck-porter called in; he loaded my effects
+on his barrow, and rolled away. He brought me to the WHITE SWAN in the
+JUDENSTRASSE [none of the grandest of streets, that Berlin JEWRY], threw
+my things out, and demanded four groschen. Two of my batzen" 2 and a
+half exact, "would have done; but I had no money at all. The landlord
+came out: seeing that I had a stuffed feather-bed [note the luggage of
+Linsenbarth: "FEDER-BETT," of extreme tenuity], a trunk full of linens,
+a bag of Books and other trifles, he paid the man; and sent me to a
+small room in the court-yard [Inn forms a Court, perhaps four stories
+high]: 'I could stay there,' he said; 'he would give me food and drink
+in the meanwhile.' And so I lived in this Inn eight weeks long, without
+one red farthing, in mere fear and anxiety." June 20th PLUS eight weeks
+brings us to August 15th; Voltaire in HEIGHT of feather; and very great
+things just ahead! ["Grand Carrousel, 25th August;" &c.]--of which soon.
+
+The White Swan was a place where Carriers lodged: some limb of the Law,
+of Subaltern sort, whom Linsenbarth calls "DER ADVOCAT B." (one of the
+Ousted of Cocceji, shall we fancy!), had to do with Carriers and their
+pie-powder lawsuits. Advocat B. had noticed the gray dreary CANDIDATUS,
+sitting sparrow-like in remote corners; had spoken to him;--undertook
+for a LOUIS D'OR, no purchase no pay, to get back his batzen for
+him. They went accordingly, one morning, to "a grand House;" it was
+a Minister's (name not given), very grand Official Man: he heard the
+Advocat B.'s short statement; and made answer: "Monsieur, and is it
+you that will pick holes in the King's Law? I have understood you were
+rather aiming at the HAUSVOGTEI [Common Jail of Berlin]: Go on in that
+way, and you are sure of your promotion!"--Advocat B. rushed out with
+Linsenbarth into the street; and there was neither pay nor purchase in
+that quarter.
+
+Poor Linsenbarth was next advised, by simple neighbors, to go direct to
+the King; as every poor man can, at certain hours of the day. "Write out
+your Case (Memorial) with extreme brevity," said they; "nothing but
+the essential points, and those clear." Linsenbarth, steam at the
+high-pressure, composed (CONZIPIRTE) a Memorial of that right laconic
+sort; wrote it fair (MUNDIRTE ES);--and went off therewith "at opening
+of the Gates (middle time of August, 1750, no date farther), [August
+21st? (See Rodenbeck, DIARY, which we often quote, i. 205.)]--without
+one farthing in my pocket, in God's name, to Potsdam." He continues:--
+
+"And at Potsdam I was lucky enough to see the King; my first sight of
+him. He was on the Palace Esplanade there, drilling his troops [fine
+trim sanded Expanse, with the Palace to rear, and Garden-walks and River
+to front; where Friedrich Wilhelm sat, the last day he was out, and
+ordered Jockey Philips's house to be actually set about; where the
+troops do evolutions every morning;--there is Friedrich with cocked-hat
+and blue coat; say about 11 A.M.].
+
+"When the drill was over, his Majesty went into the Garden, and the
+soldiers dispersed; only four Officers remained lounging upon the
+Esplanade, and walked up and down. For fright I knew not what to do;
+I pulled the Papers out of my pocket,--these were my Memorial, two
+Certificates of character, and a Thuringen Pass [poor soul]. The
+Officers noticed this; came straight to me, and said, 'What letters has
+He there, then?' I thankfully and gladly imparted the whole; and when
+the Officers had read them, they said, 'We will give you [Him, not even
+THEE] a good advice, The King is extra-gracious to-day, and is gone
+alone into the Garden. Follow him straight. Thou wilt have luck.'
+
+"This I would not do; my awe was too great. They thereupon laid hands
+on me [the mischievous dogs, not ill-humored either]: one took me by the
+right arm, another by the left, 'Off, off; to the Garden!' Having got
+me thither, they looked out for the King. He was among the gardeners,
+examining some rare plant; stooping over it, and had his back to us.
+Here I had to halt; and the Officers began, in underhand tone [the
+dogs!], to put me through my drill: 'Hat under left arm!--Right foot
+foremost!--Breast well forward!--Head up!--Papers from pouch!--Papers
+aloft in right hand!--Steady! Steady!'--And went their ways, looking
+always round, to see if I kept my posture. I perceived well enough they
+were pleased to make game of me; but I stood, all the same, like a wall,
+being full of fear. The Officers were hardly out of the Garden, when
+the King turned round, and saw this extraordinary machine,"--telegraph
+figure or whatever we may call it, with papers pointing to the sky. "He
+gave such a look at me, like a flash of sunbeams glancing through you;
+and sent one of the gardeners to bring my papers. Which having got, he
+struck into another walk with them, and was out of sight. In few minutes
+he appeared again at the place where the rare plant was, with my Papers
+open in his left hand; and gave me a wave with them To come nearer. I
+plucked up a heart, and went straight towards him. Oh, how thrice and
+four-times graciously this great Monarch deigned to speak to me!--
+
+KING. "'My good Thuringian (LIEBER THURINGER), you came to Berlin,
+seeking to earn your bread by industrious teaching of children; and
+here, at the Packhof, in searching your things, they have taken your
+Thuringen hoard from you. True, the batzen are not legal here; but the
+people should have said to you: You are a stranger, and did n't know the
+prohibition;--well then, we will seal up the Bag of Batzen; you send it
+back to Thuringen, get it changed for other sorts; we will not take it
+from you!--
+
+"'Be of heart, however; you shall have your money again, and interest
+too.--But, my poor man, Berlin pavement is bare, they don't give
+anything gratis: you are a stranger; before you are known and get
+teaching, your bit of money is done; what then?'
+
+"I understood the speech right well; but my awe was too great to say:
+'Your Majesty will have the all-highest grace to allow me something!'
+But as I was so simple and asked for nothing, he did not offer anything.
+And so he turned away; but had scarcely gone six or eight steps, when
+he looked round, and gave me a sign I was to walk by him; and then began
+catechising:--
+
+KING. "'Where did you (ER) study?'
+
+LINSENBARTH. "'Your Majesty, in Jena.'
+
+KING. "'What years?'
+
+LINSENBARTH. "'From 1716 to 1720.' ["Born 1689" (Rodenbeck, p. 474);
+twenty-five when he went.]
+
+KING. "'Under what Pro-rector were you inscribed?'
+
+LINSENBARTH. "'Under the PROFESSOR THEOLOGIAE Dr. Fortsch.'
+
+KING. "'Who were your other Professors in the Theological Faculty?'"
+
+LINSENBARTH--names famed men; sunk now, mostly, in the bottomless
+waste-basket: "Buddaus" (who did a DICTIONARY of the BAYLE sort,
+weighing four stone troy, out of which I have learned many a thing),
+"Buddaeus," "Danz," "Weissenborn," "Wolf" (now back at Halle after his
+tribulations,--poor man, his immortal System of Philosophy, where is
+it!).
+
+KING. "'Did you study BIBLICA diligently?'
+
+LINSENBARTH. "'With Buddaeus (BEYM BUDDAO).'
+
+KING. "'That is he who had such quarrelling with Wolf?'
+
+LINSENBARTH. "'Yea, your Majesty! He was--'
+
+KING (does not want to know what he was). "'What other useful Courses of
+Lectures (COLLEGIA) did you attend?'
+
+LINSENBARTH. "'Thetics and Exegetics with Fortsch [How the deuce did
+Fortsch teach these things?]; Hermeneutics and Polemics with Walch
+[editor of--Luther's Works,--I suppose]; Hebraics with Dr. Danz;
+Homiletics with Dr. Weissenborn; PASTORALE [not Pastoral Poetry, but
+the Art of Pastorship] and MORALE with Dr. Buddaeus.' [There, your
+Majesty!--what a glimpse, as into infinite extinct Continents, filled
+with ponderous thorny inanities, invincible nasal drawling of didactic
+Titans, and the awful attempt to spin, on all manner of wheels,
+road-harness out of split cobwebs: Hoom! Hoom-m-m! Harness not to be had
+on those terms. Let the dreary Limbus close again, till the general Day
+of Judgment for all this.]
+
+KING (glad to get out of the Limbus). "'Were things as wild then at
+Jena, in your time, as of old, when the Students were forever
+scuffling and ruffling, and the Couplet went:--
+
+ --"Wer kommt von Jena ungeschlagen,
+ Der hat von grossen Gluck zu sagen.--
+ "He that comes from Jena SINE BELLO,
+ He may think himself a lucky fellow"?'
+
+LINSENBARTH. "'That sort of folly is gone quite out of fashion; and
+a man can lead a silent and quiet life there, just as at other
+Universities, if he will attend to the DIC, CURHIC? [or know what his
+real errand is]. In my time their Serene Highnesses, the Nursing-fathers
+of the University (NUTRITORES ACADEMIAE),--of the Ernestine Line
+[Weimar-Gotha Highnesses, that is], were in the habit of having the
+Rufflers (RENOMISTEN), Renowners as they are called, who made so much
+disturbance, sent to Eisenach to lie in the Wartburg a while; there they
+learned to be quiet.' [Clock strikes Twelve,--dinner-time of Majesty.]
+
+KING. "'Now I must go: they are waiting for their soup'" (and so ends
+Dialogue for the present). 'Did the King bid me wait?
+
+"When we got out of the Garden," says Linsenbarth, silent on this point,
+"the four Officers were still there upon the Esplanade [Captains of
+Guard belike]; they went into the Palace with the King,"--clearly
+meaning to dine with his Majesty.
+
+"I remained standing on the Esplanade. For twenty-seven hours I had not
+tasted food: not a farthing IN BONIS [of principal or interest] to
+get bread with; I had waded twenty miles hither, in a sultry morning,
+through the sand. Not a difficult thing to keep down laughter in such
+circumstances!"--Poor soul; but the Royal mind is human too.--"In this
+tremor of my heart, there came a KAMMER-HUSSAR [Soldier-Valet, Valet
+reduced to his simplest expression] out of the Palace, and asked, 'Where
+is the man that was with my King (MEINEM KONIG,--THY King particularly?)
+in the Garden?' I answered, 'Here!' And he led me into the Schloss, to
+a large Room, where pages, lackeys, and Kammer-hussars were about. My
+Kammer-hussar took me to a little table, excellently furnished; with
+soup, beef; likewise carp dressed with garden-salad, likewise game with
+cucumber-salad: bread, knife, fork, spoon and salt were all there [and I
+with an appetite of twenty-seven hours; I too was there]. My hussar set
+me a chair, said: 'This that is on the table, the King has ordered to be
+served for you (IHM): you are to eat your fill, and mind nobody; and I
+am to serve. Sharp, then, fall to!'--I was greatly astonished, and knew
+not what to do; least of all could it come into my head that the King's
+Kammer-hussar, who waited on his Majesty, should wait on me. I pressed
+him to sit by me; but as he refused, I did as bidden; sat down, took my
+spoon, and went at it with a will (FRISCH)!
+
+"The hussar took the beef from the table, set it on the charcoal dish
+(to keep it hot till wanted); he did the like with the fish and
+roast game; and poured me out wine and beer--[was ever such a lucky
+Barmecide!] I ate and drank till I had abundantly enough. Dessert,
+confectionery, what I could,--a plateful of big black cherries, and a
+plateful of pears, my waiting-man wrapped in paper and stuffed them into
+my pockets, to be a refreshment on the way home. And so I rose from the
+Royal table; and thanked God and the King in my heart, that I had so
+gloriously dined,"--HERRLICH, "gloriously" at last. Poor excellent
+down-trodden Linsenbarth, one's heart opens to him, not one's larder
+only.
+
+"The hussar took away. At that moment a Secretary came; brought me a
+sealed Order (Rescript) to the Packhof at Berlin, with my Certificates
+(TESTIMONIA), and the Pass; told down on the table five Tail-ducats
+(SCHWANZ-DUKATEN), and a Gold Friedrich under them [about 3 pounds 10s.,
+I think; better than 10 pounds of our day to a common man, and better
+than 100 pounds to a Linsenbarth],--saying, The King sent me this to
+take me home to Berlin again.
+
+"And if the hussar took me into the Palace, it was now the Secretary
+that took me out again. And there, yoked with six horses, stood a royal
+Proviant-wagon; which having led me to, the Secretary said: 'You people,
+the King has given order you are to take this stranger to Berlin, and
+also to accept no drink-money from him.' I again, through the HERRN
+SECRETARIUM, testified my most submissive thankfulness for all Royal
+graciousnesses; took my place, and rolled away.
+
+"On reaching Berlin, I went at once to the Packhof, straight to the
+office-room,"--standing more erect this time,--"and handed them my Royal
+Rescript. The Head man opened the seal; in reading, he changed color,
+went from pale to red; said nothing, and gave it to the second man to
+read. The second put on his spectacles; read, and gave it to the third.
+However, he [the Head man] rallied himself at last: I was to come
+forward, and be so good as write a quittance (receipt), 'That I had
+received, for my 400 thalers all in Batzen, the same sum in Brandenburg
+coin, ready down, without the least deduction.' My cash was at once
+accurately paid. And thereupon the Steward was ordered, To go with me to
+the White Swan in the Judenstrasse, and pay what I owed there, whatever
+my score was. For which end they gave him twenty-four thalers; and if
+that were not enough, he was to come and get more." On these high terms
+Linsenbarth marched out of the Packhof for the second time; the sublime
+head of him (not turned either) sweeping the very stars.
+
+"That was what the King had meant when he said, "You shall have your
+money back and interest too:' VIDELICET, that the Packhof was to pay my
+expenses at the White Swan. The score, however, was only 10 thaler,'
+4 groschen, 6 pfennigs [30 shillings, 5 pence, and 2 or perhaps
+3 quarter-farthings], for what I had run up in eight weeks,"--an
+uncommonly frugal rate of board, for a man skilled in Hermeneutics,
+Hebraics, Polemics, Thetica, Exegetics, Pastorale, Morale (and Practical
+Christianity and the Philosophy of Zeno, carried to perfection, or
+nearly so)!"And herewith this troubled History had its desired finish."
+And our gray-whiskered, raw-boned, great-hearted Candidatus lay down to
+sleep, at the White Swan; probably the happiest man in all Berlin, for
+the time being.
+
+Linsenbarth dived now into Private-teaching, "INFORMATION," as he calls
+it; forming, and kneading into his own likeness, such of the young
+Berliners as he could get hold of:--surely not without some good effect
+on them, the model having, besides Hermeneutics in abundance, so much
+natural worth about it. He himself found the mine of Informing a very
+barren one, as to money: continued poor in a high degree, without honor,
+without emolument to speak of; and had a straitened, laborious, and what
+we might think very dark Life-pilgrimage. But the darkness was nothing
+to him, he carried such an inextinguishable frugal rushlight within.
+Meat, clothes and fire he did not again lack, in Berlin, for the time
+he needed them,--some twenty-seven years still. And if he got no printed
+praise in the Reviews, from baddish judges writing by the sheet,--here
+and there brother mortals, who knew him by their own eyes and
+experiences, looked, or transiently spoke, and even did, a most real
+praise upon him now and then. And, on the whole, he can do without
+praise; and will stand strokes even without wincing or kicking, where
+there is no chance.
+
+A certain Berlin Druggist ("Herr Medicinal-Assessor Rose," whom we may
+call Druggist First, for there were Two that had to do with Linsenbarth)
+was good and human to him. In Rose's House, where he had come to teach
+the children, and which continued, always thenceforth, a home to him
+when needful, he wrote this NARRATIVE (Anno 1774); and died there, three
+years afterwards,--"24th August, 1777, of apoplexy, age 88," say the
+Burial Registers. [In Rodenbeck,--Beitrage,--i. 472-475, these latter
+Details (with others, in confused form); IB. 462-471, the NARRATIVE
+itself.] Druggist Second, on succeeding the humane Predecessor, found
+Linsenbarth's papers in the drug-stores of the place: Druggist Second
+chanced to be one Klaproth, famed among the Scientific of the world; and
+by him the Linsenbarth Narrative was forwarded to publication, and such
+fame as is requisite.
+
+
+
+
+SIR JONAS HANWAY STALKS ACROSS THE SCENE, TOO; IN A PONDERING AND
+OBSERVING MANNER.
+
+Of the then very famous "Berlin Carrousel of 1750" we propose to say
+little; the now chief interesting point in it being that M. de Voltaire
+is curiously visible to us there. But the truth is, they were very great
+days at Berlin, those of Autumn, 1750; distinguished strangers come
+or coming; the King giving himself up to entertainment of them, to
+enjoyment of them; with such a hearty outburst of magnificence, this
+Carrousel the apex of it, as was rare in his reign. There were his
+Sisters of Schwedt and Baireuth, with suite, his dear Wilhelmina queen
+of the scene; ["Came 8th August" (Rodenbeck, 205).] there were--It
+would be tedious to count what other high Herrschaften and Durchlauchtig
+Persons. And to crown the whole, and entertain Wilhelmina as a Queen
+should be, there had come M. de Voltaire; conquered at length to us, as
+we hope, and the Dream of our Youth realized. Voltaire's reception,
+July 10th and ever since, has been mere splendor and kindness; really
+extraordinary, as we shall find farther on. Reception perfect in all
+points, except that of the Pompadour's Compliments alone. "That sublime
+creature's compliments to your Majesty; such her express command!"
+said Voltaire. "JE NE LA CONNAIS PAS," answered Friedrich, with his
+clear-ringing voice, "I don't know her;" [Voltaire to Madame Denis,
+"Potsdam, 11th August, 1750" (--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 184).]--sufficient
+intimation to Voltaire, but painful and surprising. For which some
+diplomatic persons blame Friedrich to this day; but not I, or any reader
+of mine. A very proud young King; in his silent way, always the prouder;
+and stands in no awe of the Divine Butterflies and Crowned Infatuations
+never so potent, as more prudent people do.
+
+In a Berlin of such stir and splendor, the arrivals of Sir Jonas Hanway,
+of the "young Lord Malton" (famed Earl or Marquis of Rockingham that
+will be), or of the witty Excellency Hanbury, are as nothing;--Sir
+Jonas's as less than nothing. A Sir Jonas noticed by nobody; but himself
+taking note, dull worthy man; and mentionable now on that account. Here
+is a Scrap regarding him, not quite to be thrown away:
+
+"Sir Jonas Hanway was not always so extinct as he has now become.
+Readers might do worse than turn to his now old Book of TRAVELS again,
+and the strange old London it awakens for us: A 'Russian Trading
+Company,' full of hope to the then mercantile mind; a Mr. Hanway
+despatched, years ago, as Chief Clerk, inexpressibly interested to
+manage well;--and managing, as you may read at large. Has done his best
+and utmost, all this while; and had such travellings through the
+Naphtha Countries, sailings on the Caspian; such difficulties,
+successes,--ultimately, failure. Owing to Mr. Elton and Thamas Kouli
+Khan mainly. Thamas Kouli Khan--otherwise called Nadir Shah (and a very
+hard-headed fellow, by all appearance)--wiled and seduced Mr. Elton, an
+Ex-Naval gentleman, away from his Ledgers, to build him Ships; having
+set his heart on getting a Navy. And Mr. Elton did build him (spite of
+all I could say) a Bark or two on the Caspian;--most hopeful to the said
+Nadir Shah; but did it come to anything? It disgusted, it alarmed
+the Russians; and ruined Sir Jonas,--who is returning at this period,
+prepared to render account of himself at London, in a loftily resigned
+frame of mind. [Jonas Hanway,--An Account of &c.--(or in brief, TRAVELS:
+London, 3 vols. 4to, 1753), ii. 183. "Arrived in Berlin," from the
+Caspian and Petersburg side, "August 15th, 1750."]
+
+"The remarks of Sir Jonas upon Berlin--for he exercises everywhere a
+sapient observation on men and things--are of dim tumidly insignificant
+character, reminding us of an extinct Minerva's Owl; and reduce
+themselves mainly to this bit of ocular testimony, That his Prussian
+Majesty rides much about, often at a rapid rate; with a pleasant
+business aspect, humane though imperative; handsome to look upon, though
+with face perceptibly reddish [and perhaps snuff on it, were you near].
+His age now thirty-eight gone; a set appearance, as if already got into
+his forties. Complexion florid, figure muscular, almost tending to be
+plump.
+
+"Listen well through Hanway, you will find King Friedrich is an object
+of great interest, personal as well as official, and much the theme in
+Berlin society; admiration of him, pride in him, not now the audiblest
+tone, though it lies at the bottom too: 'Our Friedrich the Great,' after
+all [so Hanway intimates, though not express as to epithets or words
+used]. The King did a beautiful thing to Lieutenant-Colonel Keith the
+other day [as some readers may remember]: to Lieutenant-Colonel Keith;
+that poor Keith who was nailed to the gallows for him (in effigy), at
+Wesel long ago; and got far less than he had expected. The other
+day, there had been a grand Review, part of it extending into Madam
+Knyphausen's grounds, who is Keith's Mother-in-law. 'Monsieur Keith,'
+said the King to him, 'I am sorry we had to spoil Madam's fine
+shrubbery by our manoeuvres: have the goodness to give her that, with my
+apologies,'--and handed him a pretty Casket with key to it, and in the
+interior 10,000 crowns. Not a shrub of Madam's had been cut or injured;
+but the King, you see, would count it 1,500 pounds of damage done,
+and here is acknowledgment for it, which please accept. Is not that a
+gracious little touch?
+
+"This King is doing something at Embden, Sir Jonas fears, or trying to
+do, in the Trade-and-Navigation way; scandalous that English capitalists
+will lend money in furtherance of such destructive schemes by the
+Foreigner! For the rest, Sir Jonas went to call on Lord Malton (Marquis
+of Rockingham that will be): an amiable and sober young Nobleman,
+come thus far on his Grand Tour," and in time for the Carrousel. "His
+Lordship's reception at Court here, one regretted to hear, was nothing
+distinguished; quite indifferent, indeed, had not the Queen-Mother stept
+in with amendments. The Courts are not well together; pity for it. My
+Lord and his Tutor did me the honor to return my visit; the rather as
+we all quartered in the same Inn. Amiable young Nobleman,"--so
+distinguished since, for having had unconsciously an Edmund Burke,
+and such torrents of Parliamentary Eloquence, in his breeches-pocket
+(BREECHES-POCKET literally; how unknown to Hanway!)--"Amiable young
+Nobleman, is not it one's duty to salute, in passing such a one? Though
+I would by no means have it over-done, and am a calmly independent man.
+
+"Sir Jonas also saw the Carrousel [of which presently]; and admired the
+great men of Berlin. Great men, all obsolete now, though then admired
+to infinitude, some of them: 'You may abuse me,' said the King to some
+stranger arrived in Berlin; 'you may abuse me, and perhaps here
+and there get praise by doing it: but I advise you not to doubt of
+Lieberkuhn [the fashionable Doctor] in any company in Berlin,'" [Hanway,
+ii. 190, 202, &c.]--How fashionable are men!
+
+One Collini, a young Italian, quite new in Berlin, chanced also to be at
+the Carrousel, or at the latter half of it,--though by no means in
+quest of such objects just at present, poor young fellow! As he came
+afterwards to be Secretary or Amanuensis of Voltaire, and will turn up
+in that capacity, let us read this Note upon him:--
+
+"Signor Como Alessandro Collini, a young Venetian gentleman of some
+family and education, but of no employment or resource, had in late
+years been asking zealously all round among his home circle, What am I
+to do with myself? mere echo answering, What,--till a Signora Sister
+of Barberina the Dancer's answered: 'Try Berlin, and King FRIDERICO IL
+GRANDE there? I could give you a letter to my Sister!' At which Collini
+grasps; gets under way for Berlin,--through wild Alpine sceneries,
+foreign guttural populations; and with what thoughts, poor young fellow.
+It is a common course to take, and sometimes answers, sometimes not. The
+cynosure of vague creatures, with a sense of faculty without direction.
+What clouds of winged migratory people gathering in to Berlin, all
+through this Reign. Not since Noah's Ark a stranger menagerie of
+creatures, mostly wild. Of whom Voltaire alone is, in our time, worth
+mention.
+
+"Collini gazed upon the Alpine chasms, and shaggy ice-palaces, with
+tender memory of the Adriatic; courageously steered his way through the
+inoffensive guttural populations; had got to Berlin, just in this time;
+been had to dinner daily by the hospitable Barberinas, young Cocceji
+always his fellow-guest,--'Privately, my poor Signorina's Husband!'
+whispered old Mamma. Both the Barberinas were very kind to Collini;
+cheering him with good auguries, and offers of help. Collini does not
+date with any punctuality; but the German Books will do it for him.
+August 25th-27th was Carrousel; and Collini had arrived few days
+before." [Collini,--Mon Sejour aupres de Voltaire--(Paris, 1807), pp.
+1-21.]
+
+And now it is time we were at the Carrousel ourselves,--in a brief
+transient way.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter VI.--BERLIN CARROUSEL, AND VOLTAIRE VISIBLE THERE.
+
+Readers have heard of the PLACE DU CARROUSEL at Paris; and know probably
+that Louis XIV. held world-famous Carrousel there (A.D. 1662); and,
+in general, that Carrousel has something to do with Tourneying, or
+the Shadow of Tourneying. It is, in fact, a kind of superb be-tailored
+running at the ring, instead of be-blacksmithed running at one another.
+A Second milder Edition of those Tournament sports, and dangerous trials
+of strength and dexterity, which were so grand a business in the Old
+iron Ages. Of which, in the form of Carrousel or otherwise, down
+almost to the present day, there have been examples, among puissant
+Lords;--though now it is felt to have become extremely hollow; perhaps
+incapable of fully entertaining anybody, except children and their
+nurses on a high occasion.
+
+A century ago, before the volcanic explosion of so many things which
+it has since become wearisome to think of in this earnest world, the
+Tournament, emblem of an Age of Chivalry, which was gone: but had not
+yet declared itself to be quite gone, and even to be turned topsy-turvy,
+had still substance as a mummery,--not enough, I should say, to spend
+much money upon. Not much real money: except, indeed, the money were
+offered you gratis, from other parties interested? Sir Jonas kindly
+informs us, by insinuation, that this was, to a good degree, Friedrich's
+case in the now Carrousel: "a thing got up by the private efforts of
+different great Lords and Princes of the blood;" each party tailoring,
+harnessing and furbishing himself and followers; Friedrich contributing
+little but the arena and general outfit. I know not whether even the
+40,000 lamps (for it took place by night) were of his purchase, though
+that is likely; and know only that the Suppers and interior Palace
+Entertainments would be his. "Did not cost the King much money," says
+Sir Jonas; which is satisfactory to know. For of the Carrousel kind,
+or of the Royal-Mummery kind in general, there has been, for graceful
+arrangement, for magnificence regardless of expense,--inviting your
+amiable Lord Malton, and the idlers of all Countries, and awakening the
+rapture of Gazetteers,--nothing like it since Louis the Grand's time.
+Nothing,--except perhaps that Camp of Muhlberg or Radowitz, where we
+once were. Done, this one, not at the King's expense alone, but at other
+people's chiefly: that is an unexpected feature, welcome if true; and,
+except for Sir Jonas, would not have helped to explain the puzzle
+for us, as it did in the then Berlin circles. Muhlberg, in my humble
+judgment, was worth two of this as a Mummery;--but the meritorious
+feature of Friedrich's is, that it cost him very little.
+
+It was, say all Gazetteers and idle eye-witnesses, a highly splendid
+spectacle. By much the most effulgent exhibition Friedrich ever made of
+himself in the Expensive-Mummery department: and I could give in extreme
+detail the phenomena of it; but, in mercy to poor readers, will not.
+Fancy the assiduous hammering and sawing on the Schloss-Platz, amid
+crowds of gay loungers, giving cheerful note of preparation, in those
+latter days of August, 1750. And, on WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 25th AUGUST,
+look and see,--for the due moments only, and vaguely enough (as in the
+following Excerpt):--
+
+PALACE-ESPLANADE OF BERLIN, 25th AUGUST, 1750 (dusk sinking into dark):
+"Under a windy nocturnal sky, a spacious Parallelogram, enclosed for
+jousting as at Aspramont or Trebisond. Wide enough arena in the centre;
+vast amphitheatre of wooden seats and passages, firm carpentry and
+fitted for its business, rising all round; Audience, select though
+multitudinous, sitting decorous and garrulous, say since half-past
+eight. There is royal box on the ground-tier; and the King in it, King,
+with Princess Amelia for the prizes: opposite to this is entrance for
+the Chevaliers,--four separate entrances, I think. Who come,--lo, at
+last!--with breathings and big swells of music, as Resuscitations from
+the buried Ages.
+
+"They are in four 'Quadrilles,' so termed: Romans, Persians,
+Carthaginians, Greeks. Four Jousting Parties, headed each by a Prince
+of the Blood:--with such a splendor of equipment for jewels, silver
+helmets, sashings, housings, as eye never saw. Prancing on their
+glorious battle-steeds (sham-battle, steeds not sham, but champing their
+bits as real quadrupeds with fire in their interior):--how many in all,
+I forgot to count. Perhaps, on the average, sixty in each Quadrille,
+fifteen of them practical Ritters; the rest mythologic winged
+standard-bearers, blackamoors, lictors, trumpeters and shining melodious
+phantasms as escort,--of this latter kind say in round numbers Two
+Hundred altogether; and of actual Ritters threescore. [Blumenthal,--Life
+of De Ziethen--(Ziethen was in it, and gained a prize), i. 257-263 et
+seq.; Voltaire's LETTERS to Niece Denis (--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 174, 179,
+198);--and two contemporary 4tos on the subject, with Drawings &c.,
+which may well continue unknown to every reader.] Who run at rings, at
+Turks' heads, and at other objects with death-doing lance; and prance
+and flash and career along: glorious to see and hear. Under proud
+flourishings of drums and trumpets, under bursts and breathings of
+wind-music; under the shine of Forty Thousand Lamps, for one item. All
+Berlin and the nocturnal firmament looking on,--night rather gusty,
+'which blew out many of the lamps,' insinuates Hanway.
+
+"About midnight, Beauty in the form of Princess Amelia distributes the
+prizes; Music filling the air; and human 'EUGE'S,' and the surviving
+lamps, doing their best. After which the Principalities and Ritters
+withdraw to their Palace, to their Balls and their Supper of the gods;
+and all the world and his wife goes home again, amid various commentary
+from high and low. 'JAMAIS, Never,' murmured one high Gentleman, of the
+Impromptu kind, at the Palace Supper-table:--
+
+ --'Jamais dans Athene et dans Rome
+ On n'eut de plus beaux jours, ni de plus digne prix.
+ J'ai vu le fils de Mars sous les traits de Paris,
+ Et Venus qui donnait la pomme.'"--
+
+["Never in Athens or Rome were there braver sights or a worthier prize:
+I have seen the son of Mars [King Friedrich] with Paris's features, and
+Venus [Amelia] crowning the victorious." (--OEuvres de Voltaire,--xviii.
+320.)]
+
+And Amphitheatre and Lamps lapse wholly into darkness, and the thing has
+finished, for the time being. August 27th, it was repeated by daylight:
+if possible, more charming than ever; but not to be spoken of farther,
+under penalties. To be mildly forgotten again, every jot and tittle
+of it,--except one small insignificant iota, which, by accident, still
+makes it remarkable. Namely, that Collini and the Barberinas were
+there; and that not only was Voltaire again there, among the Princes and
+Princesses; but that Collini saw Voltaire, and gives us transient
+sight of him,--thanks to Collini. Thursday, 27th August, 1750, was the
+Daylight version of the Carrousel; which Collini, if it were of any
+moment, takes to have PRECEDED that of the 40,000 Lamps. Sure enough
+Collini was there, with eyes open:--
+
+"Madame de Cocceji [so one may call her, though the known alias is
+Barberina] had engaged places; she invited me to come and see this
+Festivity. We went;" and very grand it was. "The Palace-Esplanade was
+changed" by carpentries and draperies "into a vast Amphitheatre; the
+slopes of it furnished with benches for the spectators, and at the four
+corners of it and at the bottom, magnificently decorated boxes for the
+Court." Vast oval Amphitheatre, the interior arena rectangular, with its
+Four Entrances, one for each of the Four Quadrilles. "The assemblage was
+numerous and brilliant: all the Court had come from Potsdam to Berlin.
+
+"A little while before the King himself made appearance, there rose
+suddenly a murmur of admiration, and I heard all round me, from
+everybody, the name 'Voltaire! Voltaire!' Looking down, I saw Voltaire
+accordingly; among a group of great lords, who were walking over the
+Arena, towards one of the Court Boxes. He wore a modest countenance,
+but joy painted itself in his eyes: you cannot love glory, and not feel
+gratefully the prize attached to it,"--attained as here. "I lost sight
+of him in few instants," as he approached his Box "the place where I was
+not permitting farther view." [Collini,--Mon Sejour,--p. 21.]
+
+This was Collini's first sight of that great man (DE CE GRAND HOMME).
+With whom, thanks to Barberina, he had, in a day or two, the honor of an
+Interview (judgment favorable, he could hope); and before many months,
+Accident also favoring, the inexpressible honor of seeing himself the
+great man's Secretary,--how far beyond hope or aspiration, in these
+Carrousel days!
+
+Voltaire had now been here some Seven Weeks,--arrived 10th July, as
+we often note;--after (on his own part) a great deal of haggling,
+hesitating and negotiating; which we spare our readers. The poor man
+having now become a Quasi-Widower; painfully rallying, with his whole
+strength, towards new arrangements,--now was the time for Friedrich to
+urge him: "Come to me! Away from all that dismal imbroglio; hither, I
+say!" To which Voltaire is not inattentive; though he hesitates; cannot,
+in any case, come without delay;--lingers in Paris, readjusting many
+things, the poor shipwrecked being, among kind D'Argentals and friends.
+Poor Ishmael, getting gray; and his tent in the desert suddenly carried
+off by a blast of wind!
+
+To the legal Widower, M. le Marquis, he behaves in money matters like
+a Prince; takes that Paris Domicile, in the Rue Traversiere, all to
+himself; institutes a new household there,--Niece Denis to be female
+president. Niece Denis, widow without encumbrances; whom in her married
+state, wife to some kind of Commissariat-Officer at Lille, we have seen
+transiently in that City, her Uncle lodging with her as he passed. A
+gadding, flaunting, unreasonable, would-be fashionable female--(a Du
+Chatelet without the grace or genius, and who never was in love with
+you!)--with whom poor Uncle had a baddish life in time coming. All which
+settled, he still lingers. Widowed, grown old and less adventurous!
+'That House in the Rue Traversiere, once his and Another's, now his
+alone,--for the time being, it is probably more like a Mausoleum than
+a House to him. And Versailles, with its sulky Trajans, its Crebillon
+cabals, what charm is in Versailles? He thinks of going to Italy for a
+while; has never seen that fine Country: of going to Berlin for a while:
+of going to--In fact, Berlin is clearly the place where he will land;
+but he hesitates greatly about lifting anchor. Friedrich insists, in a
+bright, bantering, kindly way; "You were due to me a year ago; you said
+always, 'So soon as the lying-in is over, I am yours:'--and now, why
+don't you come?"
+
+Friedrich, since they met last, has had some experiences of Voltaire,
+which he does not like. Their roads, truly--one adulating Trajan
+in Versailles, and growing great by "Farces of the Fair;" the other
+battling for his existence against men and devils, Trajan and Company
+included--have lain far apart. Their Correspondence perceptibly
+languishing, in consequence, and even rumors rising on the subject,
+Voltaire wrote once: "Give me a yard of ribbon, Sire [your ORDER OF
+MERIT, Sire], to silence those vile rumors!" Which Friedrich, on such
+free-and-easy terms, had silently declined. "A meddlesome, forward kind
+of fellow; always getting into scrapes and brabbles!" thinks Friedrich.
+But is really anxious, now that the chance offers again, to have such
+a Levite for his Priest, the evident pink of Human Intellect; and tries
+various incitements upon him;--hits at last (I know not whether by
+device or by accident) on one which, say the French Biographers, did
+raise Voltaire and set him under way.
+
+A certain M. Baculard d'Arnaud, a conceited, foolish young fellow, much
+patronized by Voltaire, and given to write verses, which are unknown to
+me, has been, on Voltaire's recommending, "Literary Correspondent"
+to Friedrich (Paris Book-Agent and the like) for some time past;
+corresponding much with Potsdam, in a way found entertaining; and is now
+(April, 1750) actually going thither, to Friedrich's Court, or perhaps
+has gone. At any rate, Friedrich--by accident or by device--had answered
+some rhymes of this D'Arnaud, "Yes; welcome, young sunrise, since
+Voltaire is about to set!" [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xiv. 95 (Verses "A
+D'ARNAUD," of date December, 1749.)] I hope it was by device; D'Arnaud
+is such a silly fellow; too absurd, to reckon as morning to anybody's
+sunset. Except for his involuntary service, for and against, in
+this Voltaire Journey, his name would not now be mentionable at
+all. "Sunset?" exclaimed Voltaire, springing out of bed (say the
+Biographers), and skipping about indignantly in his shirt: "I will
+show them I am not set yet!" [Duvernet (Second), p. 159.] And instantly
+resolved on the Berlin Expedition. Went to Compiegne, where the Court
+then was; to bid his adieus; nay to ask formally the Royal leave,--for
+we are Historiographer and titular Gentleman of the Chamber, and King's
+servant in a sense. Leave was at once granted him, almost huffingly; we
+hope not with too much readiness? For this is a ticklish point: one is
+going to Prussia "on a Visit" merely (though it may be longish); one
+would not have the door of France slammed to behind one! The tone at
+Court did seem a little succinct, something almost of sneer in it.
+But from the Pompadour herself all was friendly; mere witty,
+cheery graciosities, and "My Compliments to his Majesty of
+Prussia,"--Compliments how answered when they came to hand: "JE NE LA
+CONNAIS PAS!"
+
+In short, M. de Voltaire made all his arrangements; got under way;
+piously visited Fontenoy and the Battle-fields in passing: and is here,
+since July 10th,--in very great splendor, as we see:--on his Fifth Visit
+to Friedrich. Fifth; which proved his Last,--and is still extremely
+celebrated in the world. Visit much misunderstood in France and
+England, down to this day. By no means sorted out into accuracy and
+intelligibility; but left as (what is saying a great deal!) probably the
+wastest chaos of all the Sections of Friedrich's History. And has, alone
+of them, gone over the whole world; being withal amusing to read,
+and therefore well and widely remembered, in that mendacious and
+semi-intelligible state. To lay these goblins, full of noise, ignorance
+and mendacity, and give some true outline of the matter, with what
+brevity is consistent with deciphering it at all, is now our sad
+task,--laborious, perhaps disgusting; not impossible, if readers will
+loyally assist.
+
+Voltaire had taken every precaution that this Visit should succeed, or
+at least be no loss to one of the parties. In a preliminary Letter from
+Paris,--prose and verse, one of the cleverest diplomatic pieces ever
+penned; Letter really worth looking at, cunning as the song of Apollo,
+Voltaire symbolically intimates: "Well, Sire, your old Danae, poor
+malingering old wretch, is coming to her Jove. It is Jove she wants,
+not the Shower of Jove; nevertheless"--And Friedrich (thank Hanbury,
+in part, for that bit of knowledge) had remitted him in hard money 600
+pounds "to pay the tolls on his road." [Walpole, i. 451 ("Had it from
+Princess Amelia herself"); see Voltaire to Friedrich, "Paris, 9th
+June, 1750;" Friedrich to Voltaire, "Potsdam, 24th May" (--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxiv. 158, 155).] As a high gentleman would; to have done
+with those base elements of the business.
+
+Nay furthermore, precisely two days before those splendors of the
+Carrousel, Friedrich,--in answer to new cunning croakeries and
+contrivances ("Sire, this Letter from my Niece, who is inconsolable that
+I should think of staying here;" where, finding oneself so divinized,
+one is disposed to stay),--has answered him like a King: By Gold Key of
+Chamberlain, Cross of the Order of Merit, and Pension of 20,000 francs
+(850 pounds) a year,--conveyed in as royal a Letter of Business as I
+have often read; melodious as Apollo, this too, though all in business
+prose, and, like Apollo, practical God of the SUN in this case.
+["Berlin, 23d August, 1750" (--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii.
+255);--Voltaire to Niece Denis, "24th August" (misprinted "14th"); to
+D'Argental, "28th August" (--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxxiv. 185, 196).]
+Dated 23d August, 1750. This Letter of Friedrich's I fancy to be what
+Voltaire calls, "Your Majesty's gracious Agreement with me," and often
+appeals to, in subsequent troubles. Not quite a Notarial Piece, on
+Friedrich's part; but strictly observed by him as such.
+
+Four days after which, Collini sees Voltaire serenely shining among the
+Princes and Princesses of the world; Amphitheatre all whispering with
+bated breath, "Voltaire! Voltaire!" But let us hear Voltaire himself,
+from the interior of the Phenomenon, at this its culminating point:--
+
+Voltaire to his D'Argentals,--to Niece Denis even, with whom, if with
+no other, he is quite without reserve, in showing the bad and the
+good,--continues radiantly eloquent in these first months: ...
+"Carrousel, twice over; the like never seen for splendor, for [rather
+copious on this sublimity]--After which we played ROME SAUVEE [my
+Anti-Crebillon masterpiece], in a pretty little Theatre, which I have
+got constructed in the Princess Amelia's Antechamber. I, who speak to
+you, I played CICERO." Yes; and was manager and general stage-king and
+contriver; being expert at this, if at anything. And these beautiful
+Theatricals had begun weeks ago, and still lasted many weeks;
+[Rodenbeck, "August-October," 1750.]--with such divine consultings,
+directings, even orderings of the brilliant Royalties concerned.--
+Duvernet (probably on D'Arget's authority) informs us that "once, in one
+of the inter-acts, finding the soldiers allowed him for Pretorian Guards
+not to understand their business here," not here, as they did at
+Hohenfriedberg and elsewhere, "Voltaire shrilled volcanically out to
+them [happily unintelligible): 'F----, Devil take it, I asked for men;
+and they have sent me Germans (J'AI DEMANDE DES HOMMES, ET L'ON M'ENVOIE
+DES ALLEMANDS)!' At which the Princesses were good-natured enough to
+burst into laughter." [Duvernet (Second), p. 162,--time probably 15th
+October.] Voltaire continues: "There is an English Ambassador here who
+knows Cicero's Orations IN CATILINAM by heart;" an excellent Etonian,
+surely. "It is not Milord Tyrconnell" (blusterous Irish Jacobite), OUR
+Ambassador, note him, fat Valori having been recalled); no, "it is the
+Envoy from England," Excellency Hanbury himself, who knows his Cicero by
+heart. "He has sent me some fine verses on ROME SAUVEE; he says it is my
+best work. It is a Piece appropriate for Ministerial people; Madame la
+Chanceliere," Cocceji's better half, "is well pleased with it.
+[--OEuvres,--lxxiv. (LETTERS, to the D'Argentals and Denis,
+"20th August-23d September, 1750"), pp. 187, 219, 231, &c. &c.]
+And then,"--But enough.
+
+In Princess Amelia's Antechamber, there or in other celestial places,
+in Palace after Palace, it goes on. Gayety succeeding gayety; mere
+Princesses and Princes doing parts; in ROME SAUVEE, and in masterpieces
+of Voltaire's, Voltaire himself acting CICERO and elderly characters,
+LUSIGNAN and the like. Excellent in acting, say the witnesses;
+superlative, for certain, as Preceptor of the art,--though impatient now
+and then. And wears such Jewel-ornaments (borrowed partly from a Hebrew,
+of whom anon), such magnificence of tasteful dress;--and walks his
+minuet among the Morning Stars. Not to mention the Suppers of the King:
+chosen circle, with the King for centre; a radiant Friedrich flashing
+out to right and left, till all kindles into coruscation round him; and
+it is such a blaze of spiritual sheet-lightnings,--wonderful to think
+of; Voltaire especially electric. Never, or seldom, were seen such
+suppers; such a life for a Supreme Man of Letters so fitted with the
+place due to him. Smelfungus says:--
+
+"And so your Supreme of Literature has got into his due place at
+last,--at the top of the world, namely; though, alas, but for moments or
+for months. The King's own Friend; he whom the King delights to honor.
+The most shining thing in Berlin, at this moment. Virtually a kind
+of PAPA, or Intellectual Father of Mankind," sneers Smelfungus; "Pope
+improvised for the nonce. The new Fridericus Magnus does as the old
+Pipinus, old Carolus Magnus did: recognizes his Pope, in despite of the
+base vulgar; elevates him aloft into worship, for the vulgar and for
+everybody! Carolus Magnus did that thrice-salutary feat [sublimely
+human, if you think of it, and for long centuries successful more or
+less]; Fridericus Magnus, under other omens, unconsciously does the
+like,--the best he can! Let the Opera Fiddlers, the Frerons, Travenols
+and Desfontaines-of-Sodom's Ghost look and consider!"--
+
+Madame Denis, an expensive gay Lady, still only in her thirties,
+improvable by rouge, carries on great work in the Rue Traversiere;
+private theatricals, suppers, flirtations with Italian travelling
+Marquises;--finds Intendant Longchamp much in her way, with his rigorous
+account-books, and restriction to 100 louis per month; wishes even
+her Uncle were back, and cautions him, Not to believe in Friedrich's
+flattering unctions, or put his trust in Princes at all. Voltaire, with
+the due preliminaries, shows Friedrich her Letter, one of her Letters,
+[Now lost, as most of them are; Voltaire's Answer to it, already cited,
+is "24th August, 1750" (misprinted "14th August,"--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 185;
+see IB. lxxv. 135); King Friedrich's PRACTICAL Answer (so munificent
+to Denis and Voltaire), "Your Majesty's gracious Agreement," bore date
+"August 23d."]--with result as we saw above.
+
+Formey says: "In the Carnival time, which Voltaire usually passed at
+Berlin, in the Palace, people paid their court to him as to a declared
+Favorite. Princes, Marshals, Ministers of State, Foreign Ambassadors,
+Lords of the highest rank, attended his audience; and were received,"
+says Formey, nowhere free from spite on this subject, "in a sufficiently
+lofty style (HAUTEUR ASSEZ DEDAIGNEUSE). [Formey,--Souvenirs,--i. 235,
+236.] A great Prince had the complaisance to play chess with him; and
+to let him win the pistoles that were staked. Sometimes even the pistole
+disappeared before the end of the game," continues Formey, green
+with spite;--and reports that sad story of the candle-ends; bits of
+wax-candle, which should have remained as perquisite to the valets,
+but which were confiscated by Voltaire and sent across to the
+wax-chandler's. So, doubtless, the spiteful rumor ran; probably little
+but spite and fable, Berlin being bitter in its gossip. Stupid Thiebault
+repeats that of the candle-ends, like a thing he had seen (twelve years
+BEFORE his arrival in those parts); and adds that Voltaire "put them in
+his pocket,"--like one both stupid and sordid. Alas, the brighter your
+shine, the blacker is the shadow you cast.
+
+Friedrich, with the knowledge he already had of his yoke-fellow,--one
+of the most skittish, explosive, unruly creatures in harness,--cannot
+be counted wise to have plunged so heartily into such an adventure with
+him. "An undoubted Courser of the Sun!" thought Friedrich;--and forgot
+too much the signs of bad going he had sometimes noticed in him on the
+common highways. There is no doubt he was perfectly sincere and simple
+in all this high treatment of Voltaire. "The foremost, literary
+spirit of the world, a man to be honored by me, and by all men; the
+Trismegistus of Human Intellects, what a conquest to have made; how
+cheap is a little money, a little patience and guidance, for such
+solacement and ornament to one's barren Life!" He had rashly hoped that
+the dreams of his youth could hereby still be a little realized; and
+something of the old Reinsberg Program become a fruitful and blessed
+fact. Friedrich is loyally glad over his Voltaire; eager in all ways to
+content him, make him happy; and keep him here, as the Talking Bird, the
+Singing Tree and the Golden Water of intelligent mankind; the glory of
+one's own Court, and the envy of the world. "Will teach us the secret
+of the Muses, too; French Muses, and help us in our bits of Literature!"
+This latter, too, is a consideration with Friedrich, as why should it
+not,--though by no means the sole or chief one, as the French give it
+out to be.
+
+On his side, Voltaire is not disloyal either; but is nothing like so
+completely loyal. He has, and continued always to have, not unmixed with
+fear, a real admiration for Friedrich, that terrible practical Doer,
+with the cutting brilliances of mind and character, and the irrefragable
+common sense; nay he has even a kind of love to him, or something like
+it,--love made up of gratitude for past favors, and lively anticipation
+of future. Voltaire is, by nature, an attached or attachable creature;
+flinging out fond boughs to every kind of excellence, and especially
+holding firm by old ties he had made. One fancies in him a mixed set of
+emotions, direct and reflex,--the consciousness of safe shelter, were
+there nothing more; of glory to oneself, derived and still derivable
+from this high man:--in fine, a sum-total of actual desire to live
+with King Friedrich, which might, surely, have almost sufficed even for
+Voltaire, in a quieter element. But the element was not quiet,--far from
+it; nor was Voltaire easily sufficeable!
+
+
+
+PERPETUAL PRESIDENT MAUPERTUIS HAS A VISIT FROM ONE KONIG, OUT OF
+HOLLAND, CONCERNING THE INFINITELY LITTLE.
+
+Whether Maupertuis, in red wig with yellow bottom, saw these high
+gauderies of the Carrousel, the Plays in Princess Amelia's Antechamber,
+and the rest of it, I do not know: but if so, he was not in the top
+place; nor did anybody take notice of him, as everybody did of Voltaire.
+Meanwhile, I have something to quote, as abridged and distilled from
+various sources, chiefly from Formey; which will be of much concernment
+farther on.
+
+Some four weeks after those Carrousel effulgencies, Perpetual President
+Maupertuis had a visit (September 21st, just while the Sun was crossing
+the Line; thanks to Formey for the date, who keeps a Note-book,
+useful in these intricacies): visit from Professor Konig, an effective
+mathematical man from the Dutch parts. Whom readers have forgotten
+again; though they saw him once: in violent quarrel, about the
+Infinitely Little, with Madame du Chatelet, Voltaire witnessing with
+pain;--it was just as they quitted Cirey together, ten years ago, for
+these new courses of adventure. Do readers recall the circumstance?
+Maupertuis, referee in that quarrel, had, with a bluntness offensive to
+the female mind, declared Konig indisputably in the right; and there had
+followed a dryness between the divine Emilie and the Flattener of the
+Earth, scarcely to be healed by Voltaire's best efforts.
+
+Konig has gone his road since then; become a fine solid fellow;
+Professor in a Dutch University; more latterly Librarian to the Dutch
+Stadtholder: still frank of speech, and with a rugged free-and-easy
+turn, but of manful manners; really a person of various culture, and as
+is still noticeable, of a solid geometric turn of mind. Having now, as
+Librarian at the Hague, more leisure and more money, he has made a run
+to Berlin,--chiefly or entirely to see his Maupertuis again, whom he
+still remembers gratefully as his first Patron in older times, and a man
+of sound parts, though rather blusterous now and then, A little bit of
+scientific business also he has with him. Konig is Member of the Berlin
+Academy, for some years back; and there is a thing he would speak with
+the Perpetual President upon. "Wants nothing else in Berlin," says
+Formey: a hearing by the road that Maupertuis was not there, he had
+actually turned homewards again: but got truer tidings, and came on.
+"The more was the pity, as perhaps will appear!"He arrived September 20th
+[if you will be particular on cheese-parings]; called on me that day,
+being lodged in my neighborhood; and next day, found Maupertuis at
+home;" [Formey, i. 176-179.]--and flew into his arms again, like a good
+boy long absent.
+
+Maupertuis, not many months ago, had, in Two successive Papers, I think
+Two, communicated to the Academy a Discovery of Metaphysico-Mathematical
+or altogether Metaphysical nature, on the Laws of Motion;--Discovery
+which he has, since that, brought to complete perfection, and sent forth
+to the Universe at large, in his sublime little Book of COSMOLOGY; [In
+La Beaumelle,--Vie de Maupertuis--(Paris, 1856), pp. 105-130, confused
+account of this "Discovery," and of the gradual Publication of it to
+mankind,--very gradual; first of all in the old Paris times; in the
+Berlin ACADEMY latterly; and in fine, to all the world, in this ESSAI
+DE COSMOLOGIE (Berlin, Summer of 1750).]--grateful Academy striving to
+admire, and believe, with its Perpetual President, that the Discovery
+was sublime to a degree; second only to the flattening of the Earth; and
+would probably stand thenceforth as a milestone in the Progress of Human
+Thought. "Which Discovery, then?" Be not too curious, reader; take only
+of it what shall concern you!
+
+It is well known there have been, to the metaphysical head, difficulties
+almost insuperable as to How, in the System of Nature, Motion is?
+How, in the name of wonder, it can be; and even, Whether it is at all?
+Difficulties to the metaphysical head, sticking its nose into the gutter
+there;--not difficult to my readers and me, who can at all times walk
+across the room, and triumphantly get over them. But stick your nose
+into any gutter, entity, or object, this of Motion or another,
+with obstinacy,--you will easily drown, if that be your
+determination!--Suffice it for us to know in this matter, that
+Maupertuis, intensely watching Nature, has discovered, That the key of
+her enigma (or at least the ultimate central DOOR, which hides all
+her Motional enigmas, the key to WHICH cannot even be imagined as
+discoverable!) is, that "Nature is superlatively THRIFTY in this affair
+of motion;" that she employs, for every Motion done or do-able, "a
+MINIMUM OF ACTION;" and that, if you well understand this, you will, at
+least, announce all her procedures in one proposition, and have found
+the DOOR which leads to everything. Which will be a comfort to you;
+still looking vainly for the key, if there is still no key conceivable.
+
+Perpetual President Maupertuis, having surprised Nature in this manner,
+read Papers upon it to an Academy listening with upturned eyes; new
+Papers, perfected out of old,--for he has long been hatching these
+Phoenix-eggs; and has sent them out complete, quite lately, in a little
+Book called COSMOLOGIE, where alone I have had the questionable benefit
+of reading them. Grandly brief, as if coming from Delphi, the utterance
+is; loftily solemn, elaborately modest, abstruse to the now human mind;
+but intelligible, had it only been worth understanding:--a painful
+little Book, that COSMOLOGIE, as the Perpetual President's generally
+are. "Minimum of Action, LOI D'EPARGNE, Law of Thrift," he calls this
+sublime Discovery;--thinks it will be Sovereign in Natural Theology
+as well: "For how could Nature be a Save-all, without Designer
+present?"--and speaks, of course, among other technical points, about
+"VIS VIVA, or Velocity multiplied by the Square of the Time:" which two
+points, "LOI D'EPARGNE," and that "the VIS VIVA is always a Minimum,"
+the reader can take along with him; I will permit him to shake the
+others into Limbo again, as forgettable by human nature at this epoch
+and henceforth.
+
+In La Beaumelle's--Vie de Maupertuis--(printed at last, Paris, 1856,
+after lying nearly a century in manuscript, an obtuse worthless leaden
+little Book), there is much loud droning and detailing, about this
+COSMOLOGIE, this sublime "Discovery," and the other sublime Discoveries,
+Insights and Apocalyptic Utterances of Maupertuis; though in so confused
+a fashion, it is seldom you can have the poor pleasure of learning
+exactly when, or except by your own severe scrutiny, exactly what. For
+reasons that will appear, certain of those Apocalyptic Utterances by
+Perpetual President Maupertuis have since got a new interest, and one
+has actually a kind of wish to read the IPSISSIMA VERBA of them, at
+this date! But in La Beaumelle (his modern Editor lying fast asleep
+throughout) there is no vestige of help. Nay Maupertuis's own Book,
+[--OEuvres de Maupertuis,--Lyon, 1756, 4 vols. 4to.] luxurious
+cream-paper Quartos, or Octaves made four-square by margin,--which you
+buy for these and the cognate objects,--proves altogether worthless
+to you. The Maupertuis Quartos are not readable for their own sake
+(solemnly emphatic statement of what you already know; concentrated
+struggle to get on wing, and failure by so narrow a miss; struggle which
+gets only on tiptoe, and won't cease wriggling and flapping); and
+then (to your horror) they prove to be carefully cleaned of all
+the Maupertuis-VOLTAIRE matter;--edition being SUBSEQUENT to that
+world-famous explosion. CAVEAT EMPTOR.--Our Excerpt proceeds:--
+
+"Industrious Konig, like other mathematical people, has been listening
+to these Oracles on the 'Law of Minimum,' by the Perpetual President;
+and grieves to find, after study, That said Law does not quite hold;
+that in fact it is, like Descartes's old key or general door, worth
+little or nothing; as Leibnitz long ago seems to have transiently
+recognized. Konig has put his strictures on paper: but will not dream
+of publishing, till the Perpetual President have examined them and
+satisfied himself; and that is Konig's business at present, as he knocks
+on Maupertuis, while Sol is crossing the Line. Maupertuis has a House of
+the due style: Wife a daughter of Minister Borck's (high Borcks, 'old
+as the DIUVEL'); no children;--his back courts always a good deal dirty
+with pelicans, bustards, perhaps snakes and other zoological wretches,
+which sometimes intrude into the drawing-rooms, otherwise very fine. A
+man of some whims, some habits; arbitrary by nature, but really honest,
+though rather sublimish in his interior, with red Wig and yellow bottom.
+
+"Konig, all filial gladness, is received gladly;--though, by degrees,
+with some surprise, on the paternal part, to find Konig ripened out of
+son, client and pupil, into independent posture of a grown man. Frankly
+certain enough about himself, and about the axioms of mathematics.
+Standing, evidently, on his own legs; kindly as ever, but on these
+new terms,--in fact rather an outspoken free-and-easy fellow (I should
+guess), not thinking that offence can be taken among friends. Formey
+confesses, this was uncomfortable to Maupertuis; in fact, a shock which
+he could not recover from. They had various meetings, over dinner aud
+otherwise, at the Perpetual President's, for perhaps two weeks at
+this time (dates all to be had in Formey's Note-book, if anybody would
+consult); in the whole course of which the shock to the Perpetual
+President increased, instead of diminishing. Republican freedom and
+equality is evidently Konig's method; Konig heeds not a whit the
+oracular talent or majestic position of Maupertuis; argues with the
+frankest logic, when he feels dissent;--drives a majestic Perpetual
+President, especially in the presence of third parties, much out of
+patience. Thus, one evening, replying to some argument of the Perpetual
+President's, he begins: 'My poor friend, MON PAUVRE AMI, don't you
+perceive, then'--Upon which Maupertuis sprang from his chair, violently
+stamping, and pirouetted round the room, 'Poor friend, poor friend?
+are you so rich: then!' frank Konig merely grinning till the paroxysm
+passed. [Formey, i. 177.] Konig went home again, RE INFECTA about the
+end of the month."
+
+Such a Konig--had better not have come! As to his strictures on the LAW
+OF THRIFT, the arguings on them, alone together, or with friends by,
+merely set Maupertuis pirouetting: and as to the Konig Manuscripts
+on them "to be published in the Leipzig ACTA, after your remarks and
+permission," Maupertuis absolutely refused to look at said Manuscripts:
+"Publish them there, here, everywhere, in the Devil and his
+Grandmother's name; and then there is an end, Monsieur!" Konig went his
+ways therefore, finding nothing else for it; published his strictures,
+in the Leipzig ACTA in March next,--and never saw Maupertuis again, for
+one result, out of several that followed! I have no doubt he was out to
+Voltaire, more than once, in this fortnight; and eat "the King's roast"
+pleasantly with that eminent old friend. Voltaire always thought him
+a BON GARCON (justly, by all the evidence I have); and finds his talk
+agreeable, and his Berlin news--especially that of Maupertuis and his
+explosive pirouettings. Adieu, Herr Professor; you know not, with
+your Leipzig ACTA and Fragment of Leibnitz, what an explosion you are
+preparing!
+
+
+
+
+Chapter VII.--M. DE VOLTAIRE HAS A PAINFUL JEW-LAWSUIT.
+
+Voltaire's Terrestrial Paradise at Berlin did not long continue perfect.
+Scarcely had that grand Carrousel vanished in the azure firmaments,
+when little clouds began rising in its stead; and before long, black
+thunder-storms of a very strange and even dangerous character.
+
+It must have been a painful surprise to Friedrich to hear from his
+Voltaire, some few weeks after those munificences, That he, Voltaire,
+was in very considerable distress of mind, from the bad, not to call it
+the felonious and traitorous, conduct of M. D'Arnaud,--once Friedrich's
+shoeing-horn and "rising-sun" for Voltaire's behoof; now a vague
+flaunting creature, without significance to Friedrich or anybody! That
+D'Arnaud had done this and done that, of an Anti-Voltairian, treasonous
+nature;--and that, in short, life was impossible in the neighborhood of
+such a D'Arnaud!"D'Arnaud has corrupted my Clerk (Prince Henri hungering
+in vain for LA PUCELLE, has got sight of it, in this way); [Clerk was
+dismissed accordingly (one Tinois, an ingenious creature),--and COLLINI
+appointed in his stead.] D'Arnaud has been gossiping to Freron and the
+Paris Newspapers; D'Arnaud has" [Voltaire to Friedrich (--OEuvres de
+Frederic,--xxii. 257), undated, "November, 1750."]--Has, in effect,
+been a flaunting young fool; of dissolute, esurient, slightly profligate
+turn; occasionally helping in the Theatricals, and much studious to make
+himself notable, and useful to the Princely kind. A D'Arnaud of nearly
+no significance, to Friedrich or to anybody. A D'Arnaud whose bits of
+fooleries and struttings about, in the peacock or jackdaw way, might
+surely have been below the notice of a Trismegistus!
+
+Friedrich, painfully made sensible what a skinless explosive
+Trismegistus he has got on hand, answers, I suppose, in words little or
+nothing,--in Letters, I observe, answers absolutely nothing, to Voltaire
+repeating and re-repeating;--does simply dismiss D'Arnaud (a "BON
+DIABLE," as Voltaire, to impartial people, calls him), or accept
+D'Arnaud's demission, and cut the poor fool adrift. Who sallies out into
+infinite space, to Paris latterly ("alive there in 1805"); and claims
+henceforth perpetual oblivion from us and mankind. And now there will be
+peace in our garden of the gods, and perpetual azure will return?
+
+Alas, D'Arnaud is not well gone, when there has begun brewing in
+threefold secrecy a mass of galvanic matter, which, in few weeks more,
+filled the Heavens with miraculous foul gases and the blackness of
+darkness;--which, in short, exploded about New-year's time, as the
+world-famous VOLTAIRE-HIRSCH LAWSUIT, still remembered, though only as a
+portent and mystery, by observant on-lookers. Of which it is now our sad
+duty to say something; though nowhere, in the Annals of Jurisprudence,
+is there a more despicable thing, or a deeper involved in lies and
+deliriums by current reporters of it, about which the sane mind can be
+called upon accidentally to speak a word. Beaten, riddled, shovelled,
+washed in many waters, by a patient though disgusted Predecessor in
+this field, there lies by me a copious but wearisome Narrative of this
+matter;--the more vivid portions of which, if rightly disengaged, and
+shown in sequence, may satisfy the curious.
+
+Duvernet (who, I can guess, had talked with D'Arget on the subject) has,
+alone of the French Biographers, some glimmer of knowledge about it;
+Duvernet admits that it was a thing of Illegal Stock-jobbing; that--
+
+1. "That M. de Voltaire had agreed with a Jew named Hirsch to go to
+Dresden and, illegally, PURCHASE a good lot of STEUER-SCHEINE [Saxon
+Exchequer Bills, which are payable in gold to a BONA FIDE PRUSSIAN
+holding them, but are much in discount otherwise, as readers may
+remember]; and given Hirsch a Draft on Paris, due after some weeks, for
+payment of the same; Hirsch leaving him a stock of jewels in pledge till
+the STEUER-SCHEINE themselves come to hand.
+
+2. "That Hirsch, having things of his own in view with the money, sent
+no STEUER-SCHEINE from Dresden, nothing but vague lying talk instead
+of STEUER: so that Voltaire's suspicions naturally kindling, he stopped
+payment of the Paris Draft, and ordered Hirsch to come home at once.
+
+3. "That Hirsch coming, a settlement was tried: 'Give me back my Draft
+on Paris, you objectionable blockhead of a Hirsch; there are your
+Diamonds, there is something even for your expenses (some fair moiety,
+I think); and let me never see your unpleasant face again!' To
+which Hirsch, examining the diamonds, answered [says Duvernet, not
+substantially incorrect hitherto, though stepping along in total
+darkness, and very partial on Voltaire's behalf],--Hirsch, examining the
+diamonds, answered, 'But you have changed some of them! I cannot take
+these!'--and drove Voltaire quite to despair, and into the Law-Courts;
+which imprisoned Hirsch, and made him do justice." [Duvernet (T.J.D.V.),
+170, 173, 175:--vague utterly; dateless (tries one date, and is mistaken
+even in the Year); wrong in nearly every detail; "the 'STAIRE or STEUER
+was a BANK?" &c. &c.]
+
+In which last clause, still more in the conclusion, that it was "to the
+triumph of Voltaire," Duvernet does substantially mistake! And indeed,
+except as the best Parisian reflex of this matter, his Account is
+worth nothing:--though it may serve as Introduction to the following
+irrefragable Documents and more explicit featurings. We learn from him,
+and it is the one thing we learn of credible, That "Voltaire, when
+it came to Law Procedures, begged Maupertuis to speak for him to M.
+Jarriges," a Prussian Frenchman, "one of the Judges; and that Maupertuis
+answered, 'I cannot interfere in a bad business (ME MELER D'UNE MAUVAISE
+AFFAIRE).'" The other French Biographies, definable as "IGNOR-AMUS
+speaking in a loud voice to IGNOR-ATIS," require to be altogether swept
+aside in this matter. Even "Clog." jumbling Voltaire's undated LETTERS
+into confusion thrice confounded, and droning out vituperatively in the
+dark, becomes a MINUS quantity in these Friedrich affairs. In regard
+to the Hirsch Process, our one irrefragable set of evidences is: The
+Prussian LAW-REPORT by KLEIN,--especially the Documents produced in
+Court, and the Sentence given. [Ernst Ferdinand Klein,--Annalen
+der Gesetzgebung und Rechtsgelehrsamkeit in den Preussischen
+Staaten--(Berlin und Stettin), 1790, v. 215-260.] Other lights are to
+be gathered, with severe scrutiny and caution, from the circumambient
+contemporary rumor,--especially from the PREFACE to a "Comedy" so called
+of "TANTALE EN PROCES (Tantalus," Voltaire, "at Law");--which PREFACE is
+evidently Hirsch's own Story, put into language for him by some humane
+friend, and addressed to a "clear-seeing Public." [TANTALE EN PROCES
+(ascribed to Friedrich himself, by some wonderful persons!) is
+in--Supplement aux OEuvres Posthumes de Frederic II.--(Cologne, 1789),
+i. 319 et seq. Among the weakest of Comedies (might be by D'Arnaud, or
+some such hand); nothing in it worth reading except the Preface.] "And
+in fine," says my Manuscript, "by sweeping out the distinctly false,
+and well discriminating the indubitable from what is still in part
+dubitable, sufficient twilight [abridgable in a high degree, I hope!]
+rises over the Affair, to render it visible in all its main features."
+
+
+
+
+THE VOLTAIRE-HIRSCH TRANSACTION: PART I. ORIGIN OF LAWSUIT (10th
+November-25th December, 1750).
+
+"Saxon STEUER-SCHEIN, some readers know, is, in the rough, equivalent to
+Exchequer Bill. Payable at the Saxon Treasury; to Prussians, in gold; to
+all other men, in paper only,--which (thanks to Bruhl and his unheard-of
+expenditures and financierings) is now at a discount say of 25, or even
+30 per cent. By Article Eleventh of the Dresden TREATY OF PEACE, King
+Friedrich, if our readers have not forgotten, got stipulated, That all
+Prussian holders of these SCHEINE should be paid in gold; interest
+at the due days; and at the due days principal itself:--in gold they,
+whatever became of others. No farther specifications, as to proof,
+method, limits or conditions of any kind, occur in regard to this
+Eleventh Article; which is a just one, beyond doubt, but most carelessly
+drawn up. Apparently it trusts altogether to the personal honesty of all
+Prussian subjects: 'Prove yourself a Prussian subject, and we pay your
+Steuer-Schein in real money.' But now if a Saxon or other Non-Prussian,
+who can get no payment save in paper, were to have his Note smuggled or
+trafficked over into Prussia, and presented as a Prussian one? In our
+time, such traffic would start on the morrow morning; and in a week or
+two, all Notes whatsoever would be presented as Prussian, payable in
+gold! Not so in those days;--though a small contraband of that kind does
+by degrees threaten to establish itself, and Friedrich had to publish
+severe rescripts (one before this Hirsch-Voltaire business, [10th
+August, 1748 (Seyfarth, i. 62).] one still severer after), and menace
+it down again. The malpractice seems to have proved menaceable in that
+manner; nor was any new arrangement made upon it,--no change, till the
+Steuer-Scheine, by their gradual terms, were all paid either in real
+money or imaginary, and thus, in the course of years, the thing burnt to
+the socket, and went out."
+
+Voltaire's rash Adventure, dangerous Navigation and gradual Wreck,
+in this Forbidden Sea of Steuer-Scheine,--will become conceivable to
+readers, on study diligent enough of the following Documents and select
+Details:--
+
+
+DOCUMENT FIRST (a small Missive, in Voltaire's hand).
+
+"Je prie instamment monsieur hersch de venir demain mardi matin a
+potsdam pour affaire pressante, et d'aporter (SIC) avec luy les diamants
+qui doivent servir pour la representation de la tragedie qui se jouera a
+cinq heures de soir chez S.A.R. Monseigneur le Prince henri Ce lundy a
+midy. VOLTAIRE."
+
+Which being interpreted, rightly spelt, and dated (as by chance we can
+do) with distinctness, will run as follows in English:--
+
+"POTSDAM, Monday, 9th November, 1750. "I earnestly request Mr. Hirsch to
+come to-morrow Tuesday morning to Potsdam, on business that is urgent;
+and to bring with him the Diamonds needed for the Tragedy which is to
+be represented, at five in the evening, in His Royal Highness Prince
+Henry's Apartment." [Klein, v. 260.]
+
+"On Tuesday the 10th," say the Old Newspapers, "was ROME SAUVEE;"--with
+Voltaire, perceptible there as "CICERON," [Rodenbeck, i. 209.] in due
+ A glorious enough Cicero;--and such a piece of "urgent business" done
+with your Hirsch, just before emerging on the stage!
+
+"Hirsch, in that NARRATIVE, describes himself as a young innocent
+creature. Not very old, we will believe: but as to innocence!--For
+certain, he is named Abraham Hirsch, or Hirschel: a Berlin Jew of the
+Period; whom one inclines to figure as a florid oily man, of Semitic
+features, in the prime of life; who deals much in jewels, moneys, loans,
+exchanges, all kinds of Jew barter; whether absolutely in old clothes,
+we do not know--certainly not unless there is a penny to be turned. The
+man is of oily Semitic type, not old in years,--there is a fraternal
+Hirsch, and also a paternal, who is head of the firm;--and this
+young one seems to be already old in Jew art. Speaks French and other
+dialects, in a Hebrew, partially intelligible manner; supplies Voltaire
+with diamonds for his stage-dresses, as we perceive. To all appearance,
+nearly destitute of human intellect, but with abundance of vulpine
+instead. Very cunning; stupid, seemingly, as a mule otherwise;--and,
+on the whole, resembling in various points of character a mule put into
+breeches, and made acquainted with the uses of money. He is come 'on
+pressing business,'--perhaps not of stage-diamonds alone? Here now is
+DOCUMENT SECOND; nearly of the same date; may be of the very same;--more
+likely is a few days later, and betokens mysterious dialogue and
+consultation held on Tuesday 10th. It is in two hands: written on some
+scrap or TORN bit of paper, to judge by the length of the lines."
+
+
+DOCUMENT SECOND.
+
+"In Voltaire's hand, this part:--
+
+--'Savoir s'il est encore tems de declarer les billets qu'on a sur la
+steure. si on en specifie le numero dans la declaration.'--
+
+'If it is still time to declare [to announce in Saxony and demand
+payment for] Notes one holds on the Steuer? If one is to specify the No.
+in the declaration?'
+
+"In Hirsch's hand, this part:--
+
+--'l'on peut declarer des billets sur la
+steure, qu'on a en depost en pays etranger, et dont on ne pourra savoir
+le numero que dans quinze jours ou trois Semaines.'--[Klein, 259.]
+
+'One can declare Notes on the Steuer, which one holds in deposit in
+Foreign Countries; and of which one cannot state the No. till after a
+fortnight or three weeks.'
+
+"Which of these Two was the Serpent, which the Eve, in this
+STEUER-SCHEIN Tree of Knowledge, that grew in the middle of Paradise,
+remains entirely uncertain. Hirsch, of course, says it was Voltaire;
+Voltaire (not aware that DOCUMENT SECOND remained in existence)
+had denied that his Hirsch business was in any way concerned with
+STEUER;--and must have been a good deal struck, when DOCUMENT SECOND
+came to light; though what could he do but still deny! Hirsch asserts
+himself to have objected the 'illegality, the King's anger;' but that
+Voltaire answered in hints about his favor with the King; 'about his
+power to make one a Court-Jeweller,' if he liked; and so at last
+tempted the baby innocence of Hirsch;--for the rest, admits that the
+Steuer-Notes were expected to yield a Profit--of 35 per cent:--and,
+in fact, a dramatic reader can imagine to himself dialogue enough, at
+different times, going on, partly by words, partly by hint, innuendo
+and dumb-show, between this Pair of Stage-Beauties. But, for near a
+fortnight after DOCUMENT FIRST, there is nothing dated, or that can be
+clearly believed,--till,
+
+"MONDAY, 23d NOVEMBER, 1750. It is credibly certain the Jew Hirsch
+came again, this day, to the Royal Schloss of Potsdam, to Voltaire's
+apartment there [right overhead of King Friedrich's, it is!]--where,
+after such dialogue as can be guessed at, there was handed to Hirsch
+by Voltaire, in the form of Two negotiable Bills, a sum of about 2,250
+pounds; with which the Jew is to make at once for Dresden, and
+buy Steuer-Scheine. [Hirsch's Narrative, in Preface to--Tantale en
+Proces,--p. 340.] Steuer-Scheine without fail: 'but in talking or
+corresponding on the matter, we are always to call them FURS
+or DIAMONDS,'--mystery of mysteries being the rule for us. This
+considerable sum of 2,250 pounds may it not otherwise, contrives
+Voltaire, be called a 'Loan' to Jeweller Hirsch, so obliging a Jeweller,
+to buy 'Furs' or 'Diamonds' with? At a gain of 35 per 100 Pieces, there
+will be above 800 pounds to me, after all expenses cleared: a very
+pretty stroke of business do-able in few days!"--
+
+"Monday, 23d November:" The beautiful Wilhelmina, one remarks, is just
+making her packages; right sad to end such a Visit as this had been!
+Thursday night, from her first sleeping-place, there is a touching
+Farewell to her Brother;--tender, melodiously sorrowful, as the Song
+of the Swan. [Wilhelmina to Friedrich, "Brietzen, 26th November, JOUR
+FUNESTE POUR MOI" (--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxvii. i. 197).] To Voltaire
+she was always good; always liked Voltaire. Voltaire would be saying
+his Adieus, in state, among the others, to that high Being,--just in the
+hours while such a scandalous Hirsch-Concoction went, on underground!
+
+"As to the Two Bills and Voltaire's security for them, readers are to
+note as follows. Bill FIRST is a Draft, on Voltaire's Paris Banker for
+40,000 livres (about 1,600 pounds), not payable for some weeks: 'This I
+lend you, Monsieur Hirsch; mind, LEND you,--to buy Furs!' 'Yes, truly,
+what we call Furs;--and before the Bill falls payable, there will be
+effects for it in Monseigneur de Voltaire's hand; which is security
+enough for Monseigneur.' The SECOND Bill, again"--Truth is, there were
+in succession two Second Bills, an INTENDED-Second (of this same Monday
+23d), which did not quite suit, and an ACTUAL-Second (two days later),
+which did. INTENDED-Second Bill was one for 4,000 thalers (about 600
+pounds), drawn by Voltaire on the Sieur Ephraim,--a very famous Jew
+of Berlin now and henceforth, with whom as money-changer, if not yet
+otherwise (which perhaps Ephraim thinks unlucky), Voltaire, it would
+seem, is in frequent communication. This Bill, Ephraim would not accept;
+told Hirsch he owed M. de Voltaire nothing; "turned me rudely away,"
+says Hirsch (two of a trade, and no friends, he and I!)--so that there
+is nothing to be said of this Ephraim Bill; and except as it elucidates
+some dark portions of the whirlpools, need not have been noticed at all.
+"Hirsch," continues my Authority, "got only Two available Bills; the
+first on Paris for 1,600 pounds, payable in some weeks; and, after a day
+or two, this other: The ACTUAL BILL SECOND; which is a Draft for 4,430
+thalers (about 650 pounds), by old Father Hirsch, head of the Firm, on
+Voltaire himself:--'Furs too with that, Monsieur Hirsch, at the rate
+of 35 per piece, you understand?' 'Yea, truly, Monseigneur!'--Draft
+accepted by Voltaire, and the cash for it now handed to Hirsch Son: the
+only absolutely ready money he has yet got towards the affair.
+
+"For these Two Bills, especially for this Second, I perceive, Voltaire
+holds borrowed jewels (borrowed in theatrical times, or partly bought,
+from the Hirsch Firm, and not paid for), which make him sure till he see
+the STEUER Papers themselves.--(And now off, my good Sieur Hirsch; and
+know that if you please ME, there are--things in my power which would
+suit a man in the Jeweller and Hebrew line!) Hirsch pushes home to
+Berlin; primed and loaded in this manner; Voltaire naturally auxious
+enough that the shot may hit. Alas, the shot will not even go off, for
+some time: an ill omen!
+
+"SUNDAY, 29th NOVEMBER, Hirsch, we hear, is still in Berlin. Fancy the
+humor of Voltaire, after such a week as last! (TUESDAY, December 1st)
+Hirsch still is not off: 'Go, you son of Amalek!' urges Voltaire; and
+sends his Servant Picard, a very sharp fellow, for perhaps the third
+time,--who has orders now, as Hirsch discovers, to stay with him, not
+quit sight of him till he do go. [Hirsch's Narrative; see Voltaire's
+Letter to D'Arget (--OEuvres,--lxiv. 11).] Hirsch's hour of departure
+for Dresden is not mentioned in the ACTS; but I guess he could hardly
+get over Wednesday, with Picard dogging him on these terms; and must
+have taken the diligence on Wednesday night: to arrive in Dresden about
+December 4th. 'Well; at least, our shot is off; has not burst out, and
+lodged in our person here,--thanked be all the gods!'
+
+"Off, sure enough:--and what should we say if the whole matter were
+already oozing out; if, on this same Sunday evening, November 29th) not
+quite a week's time yet, the matter (as we learn long afterwards) had
+been privately whispered to his Majesty: 'That Voltaire has sent off
+a Jew to buy Steuer-Scheine, and has promised to get him made
+Court-Jeweller!' [Voltaire,--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 314 ("Letter to Friedrich,
+February, 1751,"--AFTER Catastrophe).], So; within a week, and before
+Hirsch is even gone! For men are very porous; weighty secrets oozing out
+of them, like quicksilver through clay jars. I could guess, Hirsch,
+by way of galling insolent Ephraim, had blabbed something: and in the
+course of five days, it has got to the very King,--this Kammerherr
+Voltaire being such a favorite and famous man as never was; the
+very bull's-eye of all kinds of Berlin gossip in these days. 'Hm,
+Steuer-Scheine, and the Jew Hirsch to be Court-Jeweller, you say?'
+thinks the King, that Sunday night; but locks the rumor in his Royal
+mind, he, for his part; or dismisses it as incredible: 'There ought to
+be impervious vessels too, among the porous!' Voltaire notices nothing
+particular, or nothing that he speaks of as particular. This must
+have been a horrid week to him, till Hirsch got away." Hirsch is away
+(December 2d); in Dresden, safe enough; but--
+
+"But, the fortnight that follows is conceivable as still worse. Hirsch
+writing darkly, nothing to the purpose; Voltaire driving often into
+Berlin, hearing from Ephraim hints about, 'No connection with that
+House;' 'If Monseigneur have intrusted Hirsch with money,--may there be
+a good account of it!' and the like. Black Care devouring Monseigueur;
+but nothing definite; except the fact too evident, That Hirsch does not
+send or bring the smallest shadow of Steuer-Scheine,--'Peltries,' or
+'Diamonds,' we mean,--or any value whatever for that Paris Bill of ours,
+payable shortly, and which he has already got cashed in Dresden. Nothing
+but excuses, prevarications; stupid, incoherently deceptive jargon,
+as of a mule intent on playing fox with you. Vivid Correspondence is
+conceivable; but nothing of it definite to us, except this sample"
+(which we give translated):--
+
+DOCUMENT THIRD (torn fraction in Voltaire's hand: To Hirsch, doubtless;
+early in December).... "Not proper (IL NE FALLAIT PAS) to negotiate
+Bills of Exchange, and never produce a single diamond"--bit of peltry,
+or ware of any kind, you son of Amalek! "Not proper to say: I have got
+money for your bills of exchange, and I bring you nothing back; and I
+will repay your money when you shall no longer be here [in Germany at
+all]. Not proper to promise at 35 louis, and then say 30. To say 30,
+and then next morning 25. You should at least have produced goods (IL
+FALLAIT EN DONNER) at the price current; very easy to do when one was
+on the spot. All your procedures have been faults hitherto. [Klein, v.
+259.]
+
+"These are dreadful symptoms. Steuer-Notes, promised at 35 discount, are
+not to be had except at 30. Say 30 then, and get done with it, mule of
+a scoundrel! Next day the 30 sinks to 25; and not a Steuer-Note, on any
+terms, comes to hand. And the mule of a scoundrel has drawn money, in
+Dresden yonder, for my Bill on Paris,--excellent to him for trade of his
+own! What is to be done with such an Ass of Balaam? He has got the bit
+in his teeth, it would seem. Heavens, he too is capable of stopping
+short, careless of spur and cudgel; and miraculously speaking to a NEW
+Prophet [strange new "Revealer of the Lord's Will," in modern dialect],
+in this enlightened Eighteenth Century itself!--One thing the new
+Prophet, can do: protest his Paris Bill.
+
+"DECEMBER 12th [our next bit of certainty], Voltaire writes, haste,
+haste, to Paris, 'Don't pay;' and intimates to Hirsch, 'You will have
+to return your Dresden Banker his money for that Paris Bill. At Paris
+I have protested it, mark me; and there it never will be paid to him
+or you. And you must come home again instantly, job undone, lies not
+untold, you--!' Hirsch, with money in hand, appears not to have wanted
+for a briskish trade of his own in the Dresden marts. But this of
+cutting off his supplies brings him instantly back:"--and at Berlin,
+DECEMBER 16th, new facts emerge again of a definite nature.
+
+"WEDNESDAY, 16th DECEMBER, 1750. 'To-day the King with Court and
+Voltaire come to Berlin for the Carnival;' [Rodenbeck, i. 209.] to-day
+also Voltaire, not in Carnival humor, has appointed his Jew to meet
+him. In the Royal Palace itself,--we hope, well remote from Friedrich's
+Apartment!--this sordid conference, needing one's choicest diplomacy
+withal, and such exquisite handling of bit and spur, goes on. And
+probably at great length. Of which, as the FINALE, and one clear
+feature significant to the fancy, here is,--for record of what they call
+'COMPLETE SETTLEMENT,' which it was far from turning out to be:--
+
+
+DOCUMENT FOURTH (in Hirsch's hand, First Piece of it).
+
+--"'Pour quittance generale promettant de rendre a Mr. de Voltaire tous
+billets, ordres et lettres de change a moy donnez jusqu'a ce jour, 16
+Decembre, 1750.--
+
+"'Account all settled; I promising to return M. de
+Voltaire all Letters, Orders and Bills of Exchange given me to this day,
+16th December, 1750.
+
+[Hirsch signs. But you have forgotten something, Monsieur Hirsch!
+Whereupon]--et promets de donner a Mr. de Voltaire dans le jour de
+demain ou apres au plustard deux cent guatre-vingt frederics d'or au
+lieu de deux cent quatre-vingt louis d'or, que je lui ai payez, le tout
+pour quittance generale, ce 16 Decembre, 1750, a berlin--And promise
+to give M. de Voltaire, in the course of to-morrow, or the day after
+to-morrow at latest, 280 FREDERICS D'OR, instead of 280 LOUIS D'OR [gold
+FREDERICS the preferabe coin, say experts] which I have now paid him;
+whereby All will be settled.
+
+[Hirsch again signs; but has again forgotten something, most important
+thing. And]--je lui remettrai surtout les 40,000 livres de billets de
+change sur paris qu'il mavoit donnez et fiez'--I will especially return
+him the Bill on Paris for 40,000 livres (1,600 pounds) which he had
+given and trusted to me,'--but has since protested, as is too evident.
+
+[And Hirsch signs for the last time]." [Klein, pp. 258, 260.]--
+
+Symptomatic, surely, of a haggly settlement, these THREE shots instead
+of one!--"Voltaire's return is:--
+
+--"'Pour quittance generale de tout compte solde entre nous, tout paye
+au sieur abraham hersch a berlin, 16 Decembre, 1750.--Voltaire'--
+"'Account all settled between us, payment of the Sieur Abraham Hirsch in
+full: Berlin, 16th Deember, 1750.'
+
+[which Second Piece, we perceive, is to lie in Hirsch's hand, to keep,
+if he find it valuable].
+
+"This 'COMPLETE SETTLEMENT,'--little less than miraculous to Voltaire
+and us,--one finds, after sifting, to have been the fruit of Voltaire's
+exquisite skill in treating and tuning his Hirsch (no harshness of
+rebuke, rather some gleam of hope, of future bargains, help at Court):
+(Your expenses; compensation for protesting of that Bill on Paris? Tush,
+cannot we make all that good! In the first place, I will BUY of you
+these Jewels [this one discovers to have been the essence of the
+operation!], all or the best part of them, which I have here in pawn for
+Papa's Bill: 650 pounds was it not? Well, suppose I on the instant take
+450 pounds worth, or so, of these Jewels (I want a great many jewels);
+and you to pay me down a 200 or so of gold LOUIS as balance,--gold
+LOUIS, no, we will say FREDERICS rather. There now, that is settled.
+Nothing more between us but settles itself, if we continue friends!'
+Upon which Hirsch walked home, thankful for the good job in Jewels;
+wondering only what the Allowance for Expenses and Compensation will
+be. And Voltaire steps out, new-burnished, into the Royal Carnival
+splendors, with a load rolled from his mind.
+
+"This COMPLETE SETTLEMENT, meanwhile, rests evidently on two legs, both
+of which are hollow. 'What will the handsome Compensation be, I wonder?'
+thinks Hirsch;--and is horror-struck to find shortly, that Voltaire
+considers 60 thalers (about 9 pounds) will be the fair sum! 'More than
+ten times that!' is Hirsch's privately fixed idea. On the other hand,
+Voltaire has been asking himself, 'My 450 pounds worth of Jewels, were
+they justly valued, though?' Jew Ephraim (exaggerative and an enemy to
+this Hirsch House) answers, 'Justly? I would give from 300 pounds to 250
+pounds for them!'--So that the legs both crumbling to powder, Complete
+Settlement crashes down into chaos: and there ensues,"--But we must
+endeavor to be briefer!
+
+There ensues, for about a week following, such an inextricable scramble
+between the Sieur Hirsch and M. de Voltaire as,--as no reader, not
+himself in the Jew-Bill line, or paid for understanding it, could
+consent to have explained to him. Voltaire, by way of mending the bad
+jewel-bargain, will buy of Hirsch 200 pounds worth more jewels; gets
+the new 200 pounds worth in hand, cannot quite settle what articles will
+suit: "This, think you? That, think you?" And intricately shuffles them
+about, to Hirsch and back. Hirsch, singular to notice, holds fast by
+that Protested Paris Bill; on frivolous pretexts, always forgets to
+bring that: "May have its uses, that, in a Court of Justice yet!"
+Meetings there are, almost daily, in the Voltaire Palace-Apartment;
+DECEMBER 19th and DECEMBER 24th) there are Two DOCUMENTS (which we must
+spare the reader, though he will hear of them again, as highly notable,
+especially of one of them, as notable in the extreme!)--indicating the
+abstrusest jewel-bargainings, scramblings, re-bargainings.
+
+"My Jewels are truly valued!" asseverates Hirsch always: "Ephraim is my
+enemy; ask Herr Reklam, chief Jeweller in Berlin, an impartial man!"
+The meetings are occasionally of stormy character; Voltaire's patience
+nearly out: "But did n't I return you that Topaz Ring, value 75 pounds?
+And you have NOT deducted it; you--!" "One day, Picard and he pulled a
+Ring [doubtless this Topaz] off my finger," says the pathetic Hirsch,
+"and violently shoved me out of the room, slamming their door,"--and
+sent me home, along the corridors, in a very scurvy humor! Thus, under a
+skin of second settlement, there are two galvanic elements, getting ever
+more galvanic, which no skin of settlement can prevent exploding before
+long.
+
+Explosion there accordingly was; most sad and dismal; which rang through
+all the Court circles of Berlin; and, like a sound of hooting and of
+weeping mixed, is audible over seas to this day. But let not the reader
+insist on tracing the course of it henceforth. Klein, though faithful
+and exact, is not a Pitaval; and we find in him errors of the press. The
+acutest Actuary might spend weeks over these distracted Money-accounts,
+and inconsistent Lists of Jewels bought and not bought; and would be
+unreadable if successful. Let us say, The business catches fire at
+this point; the Voltaire-Hirsch theatre is as if blown up into mere
+whirlwinds of igneous rum and smoky darkness. Henceforth all plunges
+into Lawsuit, into chaos of conflicting lies,--undecipherable, not worth
+deciphering. Let us give what few glimpses of the thing are clearly
+discernible at their successive dates, and leave the rest to picture
+itself in the reader's fancy.
+
+It appears, that Meeting of DECEMBER 24th, above alluded to, was
+followed by another on Christmas-day, which proved the final one. Final
+total explosion took place at this new meeting;--which, we find farther,
+was at Chasot's Lodging (the CHAPEAU of Hanbury), who is now in Town,
+like all the world, for Carnival. Hirsch does not directly venture on
+naming Chasot: but by implication, by glimmers of evidence elsewhere,
+one sufficiently discovers that it is he: Lieutenant-Colonel, King's
+Friend, a man glorious, especially ever since Hohenfriedberg, and
+that haul of the "sixty-seven standards" all at once. In the way of
+Arbitration, Voltaire thinks Chasot might do something. In regard to
+those 450 pounds worth of bought Jewels, there is not such a judge in
+the world! Hirsch says: "Next morning [December 25th, morrow after that
+jumbly Account, with probable slamming of the door, and still worse!],
+Voltaire went to a Lieutenant-Colonel in the King's service; and ask
+him to send for me." [Duvernet (Second), p. 172; Hirsch's Narrative
+(in--Tantale,--p. 344).] This is Chasot; who knows these jewels well.
+Duvernet,--who had talked a good deal with D'Arget, in latter years, and
+alone of Frenchmen sometimes yields a true particle of feature in things
+Prussian,--Duvernet tells us, these Jewels were once Chasot's own: given
+him by a fond Duchess of Mecklenburg,--musical old Duchess, verging
+towards sixty; HONI SOIT, my friend! What Hirsch gave Chasot for these
+Jewels is not a doubtful quantity; and may throw conviction into Hirsch,
+hopes Voltaire.
+
+DECEMBER 25th, 1750. The interview at Chasot's was not lengthy, but it
+was decisive. Hirsch never brings that Paris Bill; privately fixed,
+on that point. Hirsch's claims, as we gradually unravel the intricate
+mule-mind of him, rise very high indeed. "And as to the value of those
+Jewels, and what I allowed YOU for them, Monsieur Chasot; that is no
+rule: trade-profits, you know"--Nay, the mule intimates, as a last
+shift, That perhaps they are not the same Jewels; that perhaps M. de
+Voltaire has changed some of them! Whereupon the matter catches fire,
+irretrievably explodes. M. de Voltaire's patience flies quite done; and,
+fire-eyed fury now guiding, he springs upon the throat of Hirsch like a
+cat-o'-mountain; clutches Hirsch by the windpipe; tumbles him about the
+room: "Infamous canaille, do you know whom you have got to do with? That
+it is in my power to stick you into a hole underground for the rest
+of your life? Sirrah, I will ruin and annihilate you!"--and "tossed me
+about the room with his fist on my throat," says Hirsch; "offering to
+have pity nevertheless, if I would take back the Jewels, and return
+all writings." [Narrative (in--Tantale--).] Eyes glancing like a
+rattlesnake's, as we perceive; and such a phenomenon as Hirsch had not
+expected, this Christmas! In short, the matter has here fairly exploded,
+and is blazing aloft, as a mass of intricate fuliginous ruin, not to be
+deciphered henceforth. Such a scene for Chasot on the Christmas-day at
+Berlin! And we have got to
+
+
+
+
+PART II. THE LAWSUIT ITSELF (30th December, 1750-18th and 26th February,
+1751).
+
+Hirsch slunk hurriedly home, uncertain whether dead or alive. Old
+Hirsch, hearing of such explosion, considered his house and family
+ruined; and, being old and feeble, took to bed upon it, threatening
+to break his heart. Voltaire writes to Niece Denis, on the morrow; not
+hinting at the Hirsch matter, far from that; but in uncommonly dreary
+humor: "My splendor here, my glory, never was the like of it; MAIS,
+MAIS," BUT, and ever again BUT, at each new item,--in fact, the humor of
+a glorious Phoenix-Peacock suddenly douched and drenched in dirty water,
+and feeling frost at hand! ["To Madame Denis" (lxxiv. 279, "Berlin
+Palace, 26th December, 1750;"--and ib. 249, 257, &c. of other dates).]
+Humor intelligible enough, when dates are compared.
+
+Better than that, Voltaire is applying, on all points of the compass, to
+Legal and Influential Persons, for help in a Court of Law. To Chancellor
+Cocceji; to Jarriges (eminent Prussian Frenchman), President of Court;
+to Maupertuis, who knows Jarriges, but "will not meddle in a bad
+business;"--at last, even to dull reverend Formey, whom he had not
+called on hitherto. Cocceji seems to have answered, to the effect, "Most
+certainly: the Courts are wide open;"--but as to "help"! December
+30th, the Suit, Voltaire VERSUS Hirsch, "comes to Protocol,"--that is,
+Cocceji, Jarriges, Loper, three eminent men, have been named to try it;
+and Herr Hofrath Bell, Advocate for Voltaire Plaintiff, hands in his
+First Statement that day. Berlin resounds, we may fancy how! Rumor,
+laughter and wonder are in all polite quarters; and continue, more or
+less vivid, for above two months coming. Here is one direct glimpse of
+Plaintiff, in this interim; which we will give, though the eyes are none
+of the best: "The first visit I," Formey, "had from Voltaire was in the
+afternoon of January 8th) 1751 [Suit begun ten days ago]. I had, at the
+time, a large party of friends. Voltaire walked across the Apartment,
+without looking at anybody; and, taking me by the hand, made me lead him
+to a cabinet adjoining. His Lawsuit with a Jew was the matter on hand.
+He talked to me at large about his Lawsuit, and with the greatest
+vehemence; he wound up by asking me to speak to Law-President M. de
+Jarriges (since Chancellor): I answered what was suitable;"--probably
+did speak to Jarriges, but might as well have held my tongue. "Voltaire
+then took his leave: stepping athwart the former Apartment with some
+precipitation, he noticed my eldest little girl, then in her fourth
+year, who was gazing at the diamonds on his Cross of the Order of
+Merit. 'Bagatelles, bagatelles, MON ENFANT!' said he, and disappeared."
+[Formey, i. 232.]
+
+On New-Year's day, Friday, 1st January, 1751, Voltaire had legally
+applied to Herr Minister von Bismark, for Warrant to arrest Hirsch, as
+a person that will not give up Papers not belonging to him. Warrant was
+granted, and Hirsch lodged in Limbo. Which worsens the state of poor old
+Father Hirsch; threatening now really to die, of heart-break and other
+causes. Hirsch Son, from the interior of Limbo, appeals to Bismark,
+"Lord Chancellor Cocceji is seized of my Plea, your gracious
+Lordship!"--"All the same," answers Bismark; "produce CAUTION, or you
+can't get out." Hirsch produces caution; and gets out, after a day or
+two;--and has been "brought to Protocol January 4th." No delay in this
+Court: both parties, through their Advocates, are now brought to book;
+the points they agree in will be sifted out, and laid on this side as
+truth; what they differ in, left lying on that side, as a mixture of
+lies to be operated on by farther processes and protocols.
+
+We will not detail the Lawsuit;--what I chiefly admire in it is its
+brevity. Cocceji has not reformed in vain. Good Advocates, none other
+allowed; and no Advocate talks; he merely endeavors to think, see and
+discover; holds his tongue if he can discover nothing: that doubtless
+is one source of the brevity!--Many lies are stated by Hirsch, many by
+Voltaire: but the Judges, without difficulty, shovel these aside; and
+come step by step upon the truth. Hirsch says plainly, He was sent to
+buy STEUER-SCHEINE at 35 per cent discount; Voltaire entirely denies
+the Steuer-Notes; says, It was an affair of Peltries and Jewelries,
+originating in loans of money to this ungrateful Jew. Which necessitates
+much wriggling on the part of M. de Voltaire;--but he has himself
+written in a Lawyer's Office, in his young days, and knows how to
+twist a turn of expression. The Judges are not there to judge
+about Steuer-Notes; but they give you to understand that Voltaire's
+Peltry-and-Jewelry story is moonshine. Hirsch produces the Voltaire
+Scraps of Writing, already known to our readers; Voltaire says,
+"Mere extinct jottings; which Hirsch has furtively picked out of the
+grate,"--or may be said to have picked; Papers annihilated by our
+Bargain of December 16th, and which should have been in the grate, if
+they were not; this felon never having kept his word in that respect.
+Peltries and Jewelries, I say: he will not give me back that Paris
+Bill which was protested; pays me the other 3,000 crowns (Draft of 650
+pounds) in Jewels overvalued by half.--"Jewels furtively changed since
+Plaintiff had them of me!" answers Hirsch;--and the steady Judges keep
+their sieves going.
+
+The only Documents produced by Voltaire are Two; of 19th DECEMBER and of
+24th DECEMBER;--which the reader has not yet seen, but ought now to gain
+some notion of, if possible. They affect once more, as that of December
+16th had done, to be "Final Settlements" (or Final Settlement of 19th,
+with CODICIL of 24th); and turn on confused Lists of Jewels, bought,
+returned, re-bought (that "Topaz ring" torn from one's hand, a
+conspicuous item), which no reader would have patience to understand,
+except in the succinct form. Let all readers note them, however,--at
+least the first of them, that of December 19th; especially the words we
+mark in Italics, which have merited a sad place for IT in the history
+of human sin and misery. Klein has given both Documents in engraved
+fac-simile; we must help ourselves by simpler methods. Berlin, December
+19th, 1750; Voltaire writes, Hirsch signs;--and the Italics are believed
+to be words foisted in by M. de Voltaire, weeks after, while the Hirsch
+pleadings were getting stringent! Read,--a very sad memorial of M. de
+Voltaire,--
+
+DOCUMENT FIFTH (in Voltaire's hand, written at two times; and the old
+writing MENDED in parts, to suit the new!).--"FOR PAYMENT OF 3,000
+THALERS BY ME DUE, I have sold to M. de Voltaire, at the price
+costing by estimation and tax, with 2 per cent for my commission ["OR
+GRATIFICATION," written above], the following Diamonds, taxed [blotted
+into "TAXABLE"], as here adjoined; viz."--seven pieces of jewelry,
+pendeloques, &c., with price affixed, among which is the violated
+Topaz,--"the whole estimated by him ["him" crossed out, and "ME" written
+over it], being 3,640 thalers. Whereupon, received from Monsieur de
+Voltaire [what is very strange; not intelligible without study!] the sum
+of 2,940 thalers, and he has given me back the Topaz, with 60 crowns for
+my trouble.--Berlin, 19th December, 1750." (Hitherto in Voltaire's hand;
+after which Hirsch writes:) "APROUVE, A. Hirschel." [Sic: that is always
+his SIGNATURE; "Abraham HirschEL," so given by Klein, while Klein and
+everybody CALL him Hirsch (STAG), as we have done,--if only to save a
+syllable on the bad bargain.] And between these two lines ("... 1750"
+and "APPROVED..."), there is crushed in, as afterthought, "VALUED BY
+MYSELF [Hirsch's self], 2,940, ADD 60, IS 3,000." And, in fine, below
+the Hirsch signature, on what may be called the bottom margin, there
+is,--I think, avowedly Voltaire's and subsequent,--this: "N.B. that
+Hirsch's valuing of all the jewels [present lot and former lot] is, by
+real estimation, between twice and thrice too high;" of which, it is
+hoped, your Lordships will take notice!
+
+Was there ever seen such a Paper; one end of it contradicting the other?
+Payment TO M. de Voltaire, and payment BY M. de Voltaire;--with other
+blottings and foistings, which print and italics will not represent!
+Hirsch denies he ever signed this Paper. Is not that your writing, then:
+"APROUVE, A. Hirschel"?--"No!" and they convict him of falsity in that
+respect: the signature IS his, but the Paper has been altered since he
+signed it. That is what the poor dark mortal meant to express; and in
+his mulish way, he has expressed into a falsity what was in itself a
+truth. There is not, on candid examination of Klein's Fac-similes and
+the other evidence, the smallest doubt but Voltaire altered, added and
+intercalated, in his own privacy, those words which we have printed in
+italics; TAXES changed into TAXABLES ("estimated at" into "estimable
+at"), HIM for ME, and so on; and above all, the now first line of the
+Paper, FOR PAYMENT OF 3,000 THALERS BY ME DUE, and in last line
+the words VALUED BY MYSELF, &c., are palpable interpolations, sheer
+falsifications, which Hirsch is made to continue signing after his back
+is turned!
+
+No fact is more certain; and few are sadder in the history of M. de
+Voltaire. To that length has he been driven by stress of Fortune. Nay,
+when the Judges, not hiding their surprise at the form of this Document,
+asked, Will you swear it is all genuine? Voltaire answered, "Yes,
+certainly!"--for what will a poor man not do in extreme stress of
+Fortune? Hirsch, as a Jew, is not permitted to make oath, where a
+Quasi-Christian will swear to the contrary, or he gladly would; and
+might justly. The Judges, willing to prevent chance of perjury, did not
+bring Voltaire to swearing, but contrived a way to justice without that.
+
+FEBRUARY 18th, 1751, the Court arrives at a conclusion. Hirsch's
+Diamonds, whatever may have been written or forged, are not, nor
+were, worth more than their value, think the Judges. The Paris Bill is
+admitted to be Voltaire's, not Hirsch's, continue they;--and if Hirsch
+can prove that Voltaire has changed the Diamonds, not a likely fact,
+let him do so. The rest does not concern us. And to that effect, on the
+above day, runs their Sentence: "You, Hirsch, shall restore the Paris
+Bill; mutual Papers to be all restored, or legally annihilated. Jewels
+to be valued by sworn Experts, and paid for at that price. Hirsch, if he
+can prove that the Jewels were changed, has liberty to try it, in a new
+Action. Hirsch, for falsely denying his Signature, is fined ten thalers
+(thirty shillings), such lie being a contempt of court, whatever more."
+
+"Ha, fined, you Jew Villain!" hysterically shrieks Voltaire: "in the
+wrong, weren't you, then; and fined thirty shillings?" hysterically
+trying to believe, and make others believe, that he has come off
+triumphant. "Beaten my Jew, haven't I?" says he to everybody, though
+inwardly well enough aware how it stands, and that he is a Phoenix
+douched, and has a tremor in the bones! Chancellor Cocceji was far
+from thinking it triumphant to him. Here is a small Note of Cocceji's,
+addressed to his two colleagues, Jarriges and Loper, which has been
+found among the Law Papers:
+
+"BERLIN, 20th FEBRUARY, 1751. The Herr President von Jarriges and
+Privy-Councillor Loper are hereby officially requested to bring the
+remainder of the Voltaire Sentence to its fulfilment: I am myself not
+well, and can employ my time much better. The Herr von Voltaire has
+given in a desperate Memorial (EIN DESPERATES MEMORIAL) to this purport:
+'I swear that what is charged to me [believed of me] in the Sentence is
+true; and now request to have the Jewels valued.' I have returned
+him this Paper, with notice that it must be signed by an
+Advocate.--COCCEJI." [Klein, 256.]
+
+So wrote Chancellor Cocceji, on the Saturday, washing his hands of this
+sorry business. Voltaire is ready to make desperate oath, if needful. We
+said once, M. de Voltaire was not given to lying; far the reverse.
+But yet, see, if you drive him into a corner with a sword at his
+throat,--alas, yes, he will lie a little! Forgery lay still less in his
+habits; but he can do a stroke that way, too (one stroke, unique in his
+life, I do believe), if a wild boar, with frothy tusks, is upon him.
+Tell it not in Gath,--except for scientific purposes! And be judicial,
+arithmetical, in passing sentence on it; not shrieky, mobbish, and
+flying off into the Infinite!
+
+Berlin, of course, is loud on these matters. "The man whom the King
+delighted to honor, this is he, then!" King Friedrich has quitted Town,
+some while ago; returned to Potsdam "January 30th." Glad enough,
+I suppose, to be out of all this unmusical blowing of catcalls and
+indecent exposure. To Voltaire he has taken no notice; silently leaves
+Voltaire, in his nook of the Berlin Schloss, till the foul business get
+done. "VOLTAIRE FILOUTE LES JUIFS (picks Jew pockets)," writes he once
+to Wilhelmina: "will get out of it by some GAMBADE (summerset),"
+writes he another time; "but" ["31st December, 1750" (--OEuvres de
+Frederic,--xxvii, i. 198); "3d February, 1751" (ib. 201).]--And takes
+the matter with boundless contempt, doubtless with some vexation, but
+with the minimum of noise, as a Royal gentleman might. Jew Hirsch is
+busy preparing for his new desperate Action; getting together proof that
+the Jewels have been changed. In proof Jew Hirsch will be weak; but in
+pleading, in public pamphlets, and keeping a winged Apollo fluttering
+disastrously in such a mud-bath, Jew Hirsch will be strong. Voltaire,
+"out of magnanimous pity to him," consents next week to an Agreement.
+Agreement is signed on Thursday, 26th February, 1751:--Papers all to
+be returned, Jewels nearly all, except one or two, paid at Hirsch's own
+price. Whereby, on the whole, as Klein computes, Voltaire lost about 150
+pounds;--elsewhere I have seen it computed at 187 pounds: not the least
+matter which. Old Hirsch has died in the interim ("Of broken heart!"
+blubbers the Son); day not known.
+
+And, on these terms, Voltaire gets out of the business; glad to close
+the intolerable rumor, at some cost of money. For all tongues were
+wagging; and, in defect of a TIMES Newspaper, it appears, there had
+Pamphlets come out; printed Satires, bound or in broadside;--sapid,
+exhilarative, for a season, and interesting to the idle mind. Of which,
+TANTALE EN PROCES may still, for the sake of that PREFACE to it, be
+considered to have an obscure existence. And such, reduced to its
+authenticities, was the Adventure of the Steuer-Notes. A very bad
+Adventure indeed; unspeakably the worst that Voltaire ever tried, who
+had such talent in the finance line. On which poor History is really
+ashamed to have spent so much time; sorting it into clearness, in the
+disgust and sorrow of her soul. But perhaps it needed to be done. Let
+us hope, at least, it may not now need to be done again. [Besides the
+KLEIN, the TANTALE EN PROCES and the Voltaire LETTERS cited above, there
+is (in--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxiv. pp. 61-106, as SUPPLEMENT there),
+written off-hand, in the very thick of the Hirsch Affair, a considerable
+set of NOTES TO D'ARGET, which might have been still more elucidative;
+but are, in their present dateless topsy-turvied condition; a very
+wonder of confusion to the studious reader!]
+
+This is the FIRST ACT of Voltaire's Tragic-Farce at the Court of Berlin:
+readers may conceive to what a bleared frost-bitten condition it
+has reduced the first Favonian efflorescence there. He considerably
+recovered in the SECOND ACT, such the indelible charm of the Voltaire
+genius to Friedrich. But it is well known, the First Act rules all
+the others; and here, accordingly, the Third Act failed not to prove
+tragical. Out of First Act into Second the following EXTRACTS OF
+CORRESPONDENCE will guide the reader, without commentary of ours.
+
+Voltaire, left languishing at Berlin, has fallen sick, now that all is
+over;--no doubt, in part really sick, the unfortunate Phoenix-Peafowl,
+with such a tremor in his bones;--and would fain be near Friedrich and
+warmth again; fain persuade the outside world that all is sunshine with
+him. Voltaire's Letters to Friedrich, if he wrote any, in this Jew time,
+are lost; here are Friedrich's Answers to Two,--one lost, which had
+been written from Berlin AFTER the Jew affair was out of Court; and to
+another (not lost) after the Jew affair was done.
+
+
+1. KING FRIEDRICH TO VOLTAIRE AT BERLIN.
+
+"POTSDAM, 24th February, 1751. "I was glad to receive you in my house; I
+esteemed your genius, your talents and acquirements; and I had reason to
+think that a man of your age, wearied with fencing against Authors, and
+exposing himself to the storm, came hither to take refuge as in a safe
+harbor.
+
+"But, on arriving, you exacted of me, in a rather singular manner, Not
+to take Freron to write me news from Paris; and I had the weakness, or
+the complaisance, to grant you this, though it is not for you to decide
+what persons I shall take into my service. D'Arnaud had faults towards
+you; a generous man would have pardoned them; a vindictive man hunts
+down those whom he takes to hating. In a word, though to me D'Arnaud had
+done nothing, it was on your account that he had to go. You were
+with the Russian Minister, speaking of things you had no concern with
+[Russian Excellency Gross, off home lately, in sudden dudgeon, like an
+angry sky-rocket, nobody can guess why! Adelung, vii. 133 (about 1st
+December, 1750).]--and it was thought I had given you Commission." "You
+have had the most villanous affair in the world with a Jew. It has made
+a frightful scandal all over Town. And that Steuer-Schein business is so
+well known in Saxony, that they have made grievous complaints of it to
+me.
+
+"For my own share, I have preserved peace in my house till your
+arrival: and I warn you, that if you have the passion of intriguing and
+caballing, you have applied to the wrong hand. I like peaceable composed
+people; who do not put into their conduct the violent passions of
+Tragedy. In case you can resolve to live like a Philosopher, I shall
+be glad to see you; but if you abandon yourself to all the violences of
+your passions, and get into quarrels with all the world, you will do me
+no good by coming hither, and you may as well stay in Berlin." [Preuss,
+xxii. 262 (WANTING in the French Editions).]--F.
+
+To which Voltaire sighing pathetically in response, "Wrong, ah yes, your
+Majesty;--and sick to death" (see farther down),--here is Friedrich's
+Second in Answer:--
+
+
+2. FRIEDRICH TO VOLTAIRE AGAIN.
+
+"POTSDAM, 28th February, 1751. "If you wish to come hither, you can do
+so. I hear nothing of Lawsuits, not even of yours. Since you have gained
+it, I congratulate you; and I am glad that this scurvy affair is done.
+I hope you will have no more quarrels, neither with the OLD nor with the
+New TESTAMENT. Such worryings (CES SORTES DE COMPROMIS) leave their mark
+on a man; and with the talents of the finest genius in France, you will
+not cover the stains which this conduct would fasten on your reputation
+in the long-run. A Bookseller Gosse [read JORE, your Majesty? Nobody
+ever heard of Gosse as an extant quantity: Jore, of Rouen, you mean, and
+his celebrated Lawsuit, about printing the HENRIADE, or I know not what,
+long since] [Unbounded details on the Jore Case, and from 1731 to 1738
+continual LETTERS on it, in--OEuvres de Voltaire;----came to a head
+in 1736 (ib. lxix. 375); Jore penitent, 1738 (ib. i. 262), &c. &c.], a
+Bookseller Jore, an Opera Fiddler [poor Travenol, wrong dog pincered by
+the ear], and a Jeweller Jew, these are, of a surety, names which in
+no sort of business ought to appear by the side of yours. I write this
+Letter with the rough common-sense of a German, who speaks what he
+thinks, without employing equivocal terms, and loose assuagements which
+disfigure the truth: it is for you to profit by it.--F." [--OEuvres de
+Frederic,--xxii. 265.]
+
+So that Voltaire will have to languish: "Wrong, yes;--and sick, nigh
+dead, your Majesty! Ah, could not one get to some Country Lodge near
+you, 'the MARQUISAT' for instance? Live silent there, and see your face
+sometimes?" [In--OEuvres de Frederic--(xxii. 259-261, 263-266) are Four
+lamenting and repenting, wheedling and ultimately whining, LETTERS from
+Voltaire, none of them dated, which have much about "my dreadful state
+of health," my passion" for reposing in that MARQUISAT," &c.;--to one
+of which Four, or perhaps to the whole together, the above No. 2 of
+Friedrich seems to have been Answer. Of that indisputable "MARQUISAT" no
+Nicolai says a word; even careful Preuss passes "Gosse" and it with shut
+lips.] Languishing very much;--gives cosy little dinners, however. Here
+are two other Excerpts; and these will suffice:--
+
+VOLTAIRE TO FORMEY ("BERLIN PALACE;" DATABLE, FIRST DAYS OF MARCH):
+"Will you, Monsieur, come and eat the King's roast meat (ROT DU ROI),
+to-day, Thursday, at two o'clock, in a philosophic, warm and comfortable
+manner (PHILOSOPHIQUEMENT ET CHAUDEMENT ET DOUCEMENT). A couple of
+philosophers, without being courtiers, may dine in the Palace of a
+Philosopher-King: I should even take the liberty of sending one of his
+Majesty's Carriages for you,-at two precise. After dinner, you would be
+at hand for your Academy meeting." [Formey, i. 234.]--V. How cosy!--And
+King Friedrich has relented, too; grants me the Marquisat; can refuse me
+nothing!
+
+VOLTAIRE TO D'ARGENTAL (POTSDAM, 15th MARCH 1751).... "I could not
+accompany our Chamberlain [Von Ammon, gone as Envoy to Paris, on a small
+matter ["Commercial Treaty;" which he got done. See LONGCHAMP, if any
+one is curious otherwise about this Gentleman: "D'Hamon" they call
+him, and sometimes "DAMON",--to whom Niece Denis wanted to be Phyllis,
+according to Longchamp.]], through the muds and the snows,--where I
+should have been buried; I was ill," and had to go to the MARQUISAT.
+"D'Arnaud and the pack of Scribblers would have been too glad. D'Arnaud,
+animated with the true love of glory, and not yet grown sufficiently
+illustrious by his own immortal Works, has done ONE of that kind,"--by
+his behavior here. Has behaved to me--oh, like a miserable, envious,
+intriguing, lying little scoundrel; and made Berlin too hot for him:
+seduced Tinois my Clerk, stole bits of the Pucelle (brief SIGHT of bits,
+for Prince Henri's sake) to ruin me.
+
+"D'Arnaud sent his lies to Freron for the Paris meridian [that is his
+real crime]; delightful news from canaille to canaille: 'How Voltaire
+had lost a great Lawsuit, respectable Jew Banker cheated by Voltaire;
+that Voltaire was disgraced by the King,' who of course loves Jews;
+'that Voltaire was ruined; was ill; nay at last, that Voltaire was
+dead.'" To the joy of Freron, and the scoundrels that are printing one's
+PUCELLE. "Voltaire is still in life, however, my angels; and the King
+has been so good to me in my sickness, I should be the ungratefulest
+of men if I didn't still pass some months with him. When he left Berlin
+[30th January, six weeks ago], and I was too ill to follow him, I was
+the sole animal of my species whom he lodged in his Palace there [what
+a beautiful bit of color to lay on!]--He left me equipages, cooks ET
+CETERA; and his mules and horses carted out my temporary furniture
+(MEUBLES DE PASSADE) to a delicious House of his, close by Potsdam
+[MARQUISAT to wit, where I now stretch myself at ease; Niece Denis
+coming to live with me there,--talks of coming, if my angels knew
+it],--and he has reserved for me a charming apartment in his Palace of
+Potsdam, where I pass a part of the week.
+
+"And, on close view, I still admire this Unique Genius; and he deigns to
+communicate himself to me;--and if I were not 300 leagues from you, and
+had a little health, I should be the happiest of men." [--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxiv. 320.]... Oh, my angels--
+
+And, in short, better or worse, my SECOND ACT is begun, as you
+perceive!--And certain readers will be apt to look in again, before all
+is over.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter VIII. OST-FRIESLAND AND THE SHIPPING INTERESTS.
+
+Two Foreign Events, following on the heel of the Hirsch Lawsuit, were of
+interest to our Berlin friends, though not now of much to us or anybody.
+April 5th, 1751, the old King of Sweden, Landgraf of Hessen-Cassel,
+died; whereby not only our friend Wilhelm, the managing Landgraf,
+becomes Landgraf indeed (if he should ever turn up on us again), but
+Princess Ulrique is henceforth Queen of Sweden, her Husband the
+new King. No doubt a welcome event to Princess Ulrique, the high
+brave-minded Lady; but which proved intrinsically an empty one, not to
+say worse than empty, to herself and her friends, in times following.
+Friedrich's connection with Sweden, which he had been tightening lately
+by a Treaty of Alliance, came in the long-run to nothing for him, on the
+Swedish side; and on the Russian has already created umbrages, kindled
+abstruse suspicions, indignations,--Russian Excellency Gross, abruptly,
+at Berlin, demanding horses, not long since, and posting home without
+other leave-taking, to the surprise of mankind;--Russian Czarina
+evidently in the sullens against Friedrich, this long while; dull
+impenetrable clouds of anger lodging yonder, boding him no good. All
+which the Accession of Queen Ulrique will rather tend to aggravate than
+otherwise. [Adelung, vii. 205 (Accession of Adolf Friedrich); ib. 133
+(Gross's sudden Departure).]
+
+The Second Foreign Event is English, about a week prior in date, and
+is of still less moment: March 31st, 1751, Prince Fred, the Royal
+Heir-Apparent, has suddenly died. Had been ill, more or less, for an
+eight days past; was now thought better, though "still coughing, and
+bringing up phlegm,"--when, on "Wednesday night between nine and ten,"
+in some lengthier fit of that kind, he clapt his hand on his breast; and
+the terrified valet heard him say, "JE SUIS MORT!"--and before his
+poor Wife could run forward with a light, he lay verily dead. [Walpole,
+GEORGE THE SECOND, i. 71.] The Rising Sun in England is vanished,
+then. Yes; and with him his MOONS, and considerable moony workings, and
+slushings hither and thither, which they have occasioned, in the muddy
+tide-currents of that Constitutional Country. Without interest to us
+here; or indeed elsewhere,--except perhaps that our dear Wilhelmina
+would hear of it; and have her sad reflections and reminiscences
+awakened by it; sad and many-voiced, perhaps of an almost doleful
+nature, being on a sick-bed at this time, poor Lady. She quitted Berlin
+months ago, as we observed,--her farewell Letter to Friedrich, written
+from the first stage homewards, and melodious as the voice of sorrowful
+true hearts to us and him, dates "November 24th," just while Voltaire
+(whom she always likes, and in a beautiful way protects, "FRERE
+VOLTAIRE," as she calls him) was despatching Hirsch on that ill-omened
+Predatory STEUER-Mission. Her Brother is in real alarm for Wilhelmina,
+about this time; sending out Cothenius his chief Doctor, and the like:
+but our dear Princess re-emerges from her eclipse; and we shall see her
+again, several times, if we be lucky.
+
+And so poor Fred is ended;--and sulky people ask, in their cruel way,
+"Why not?" A poor dissolute flabby fellow-creature; with a sad destiny,
+and a sadly conspicuous too. Could write Madrigals; be set to make
+Opposition cabals. Read this sudden Epitaph in doggerel; an uncommonly
+successful Piece of its kind; which is now his main monument with
+posterity. The "Brother" (hero of Culloden), the "Sister" (Amelia,
+our Friedrich's first love, now growing gossipy and spiteful, poor
+Princess), are old friends:--
+
+ "Here lies Prince Fred,
+ Who was alive and is dead:
+ Had it been his Father,
+ I had much rather;
+ Had it been his Brother,
+ Sooner than any other;
+
+
+ Had it been his Sister,
+ There's no one would have missed her;
+ Had it been his whole generation,
+ Best of all for the Nation:
+ But since it's only Fred,
+ There's no more to be said." [Walpole, i. 436.]
+
+
+
+
+FRIEDRIAH VISITS OST-FRIESLAND.
+
+A thing of more importance to us, two months after that catastrophe in
+London, is Friedrich's first Visit to Ost-Friesland. May 31st, having
+done his Berlin-Potsdam Reviews and other current affairs, Friedrich
+sets out on this Excursion. With Ost-Friesland for goal, but much
+business by the way. Towards Magdeburg, and a short visit to the
+Brunswick Kindred, first of all. There is much reviewing in the
+Magdeburg quarter, and thereafter in the Wesel; and reviewing and
+visiting all along: through Minden, Bielfeld, Lingen: not till July
+13th does he cross the Ost-Friesland Border, and enter Embden. His
+three Brothers, and Prince Ferdinand of Brunswick, were with him.
+[--Helden-Geschichte,--iii. 506; Seyfarth, ii. 145; Rodenbeck, i. 216
+(who gives a foolish German myth, of Voltaire's being passed off for the
+King's Baboon, &c.; Voltaire not being there at all).] On catching view
+of Ost-Friesland Border, see, on the Border-Line, what an Arch got
+on its feet: Triumphal Arch, of frondent ornaments, inscriptions and
+insignia; "of quite extraordinary magnificence;" Arch which "sets
+every one into the agreeablest admiration." Above a hundred such
+Arches spanned the road at different points; multitudinous enthusiasm
+reverently escorting, "more than 20,000" by count: till we enter Embden;
+where all is cannon-salvo, and three-times-three; the thunder-shots
+continuing, "above 2,000 of them from the walls, not to speak of
+response from the ships in harbor." Embden glad enough, as would appear,
+and Ost-Friesland glad enough, to see their new King. July 13th, 1751;
+after waiting above six years.
+
+Next day, his Majesty gave audience to the new "Asiatic Shipping
+Company" (of which anon), to the Stande, and Magisterial persons;--with
+many questions, I doubt not, about your new embankments, new
+improvements, prospects; there being much procedure that way, in all
+manner of kinds, since the new Dynasty came in, now six years ago.
+Embankments on your River, wide spaces changed from ooze to meadow; on
+the Dollart still more, which has lain 500 years hidden from the
+sun. Does any reader know the Dollart? Ost-Friesland has awakened to
+wonderful new industries within these six years; urged and guided by
+the new King, who has great things in view for it, besides what are in
+actual progress.
+
+That of dikes, sea-embankments, for example; to Ost-Friesland, as to
+Holland, they are the first condition of existence; and, in the past
+times, of extreme Parliamentary vitality, have been slipping a good deal
+out of repair. Ems River, in those flat rainy countries, has ploughed
+out for itself a very wide embouchure, as boundary between Groningen
+and Ost-Friesland. Muddy Ems, bickering with the German Ocean, does not
+forget to act, if Parliamentary Commissioners do. These dikes, 120
+miles of dike, mainly along both banks of this muddy Ems River, are now
+water-tight again, to the comfort of flax and clover: and this is but
+one item of the diking now on foot. Readers do not know the Dollart,
+that uppermost round gulf, not far from Embden itself, in the waste
+embouchure of Ems with its continents of mud and tide. Five hundred
+years ago, that ugly whirl of muddy surf, 100 square miles in area, was
+a fruitful field, "50 Villages upon it, one Town, several Monasteries
+and 50,000 souls:" till on Christmas midnight A.D. 1277, the winds and
+the storm-rains having got to their height, Ocean and Ems did, "about
+midnight," undermine the place, folded it over like a friable bedquilt
+or monstrous doomed griddle-cake, and swallowed it all away. Most of
+it, they say, that night, the whole of it within ten years coming;
+[Busching,--Erdbeschreibung,--v. 845, 846; Preuss, i. 308, 309.]--and
+there it has hung, like an unlovely GOITRE at the throat of Embden,
+ever since. One little dot of an Island, with six houses on it, near
+the Embden shore, is all that is left. Where probably his Majesty landed
+(July 15th, being in a Yacht that day); but did not see, afar off, the
+"sunk steeple-top," which is fabled to be visible at low-water.
+
+Upon this Dollart itself there is now to be diking tried; King's
+Domain-Kammer showing the example. Which Official Body did accordingly
+(without Blue-Books, but in good working case otherwise) break
+ground, few months hence; and victoriously achieved a POLDER, or Diked
+Territory, "worth about 2,000 pounds annually;" "which, in 1756, was
+sold to the STANDE;" at twenty-five years purchase, let us say, or for
+50,000 pounds. An example of a convincing nature; which many others, and
+ever others, have followed since; to gradual considerable diminution of
+the Dollart, and relief of Ost-Friesland on this side. Furtherance of
+these things is much a concern of Friedrich's. The second day after his
+arrival, those audiences and ceremonials done, Friedrich and suite got
+on board a Yacht, and sailed about all over this Dollart, twenty miles
+out to sea; dined on board; and would have, if the weather was bright
+(which I hope), a pleasantly edifying day. The harbor is much in need
+of dredging, the building docks considerably in disrepair; but shall
+be refitted if this King live and prosper. He has declared Embden a
+"Free-Haven," inviting trade to it from all peaceable Nations;--and
+readers do not know (though Sir Jonas Hanway and the jealous mercantile
+world well did) what magnificent Shipping Companies and Sea-Enterprises,
+of his devising, are afoot there. Of which, one word, and no second
+shall follow:
+
+"September 1st, 1750, those Carrousel gayeties scarce done, 'The Asiatic
+Trading Company' stept formally into existence; Embden the Head-quarters
+of it; [Patent, or FREYHEITS-BRIEF in--Helden-Geschichte,--iii. 457,
+458.] chief Manager a Ritter De la Touche; one of the Directors
+our fantastic Bielfeld, thus turned to practical value. A Company
+patronized, in all ways, by the King; but, for the rest, founded, not on
+his money; founded on voluntary shares, which, to the regret of Hanway
+and others, have had much popularity in commercial circles. Will trade
+to China. A thing looked at with umbrage by the English, by the Dutch.
+A shame that English people should encourage such schemes, says
+Hanway. Which nevertheless many Dutch and many English private persons
+do,--among the latter, one English Lady (name unknown, but I always
+suspect 'Miss Barbara Wyndham, of the College, Salisbury'), concerning
+whom there will be honorable notice by and by.
+
+"At the time of Friedrich's visit, the Asiatic Company is in full vogue;
+making ready its first ship for Canton. First ship, KONIG VON PREUSSEN
+(tons burden not given), actually sailed 17th February next (1752); and
+was followed by a second, named TOWN OF EMBDEN, on the 19th of September
+following; both of which prosperously reached Canton, and prosperously
+returned with cargoes of satisfactory profit. The first of them, KONIG
+VON PREUSSEN, had been boarded in the Downs by an English Captain
+Thomson and his Frigate, and detained some days,--till Thomson 'took
+Seven English seamen out of her.' 'Act of Parliament, express!' said
+his Grace of Newcastle. Which done, Thomson found that the English
+jealousies would have to hold their hand; no farther, whatever one's
+wishes may be.
+
+"Nay within a year hence, January 24th, 1753, Friedrich founded another
+Company for India: 'BENGALISCHE HANDELS-GESELLSCHAFT;' which also sent
+out its pair of ships, perhaps oftener than once; and pointed, as the
+other was doing, to wide fields of enterprise, for some time. But
+luck was wanting. And, 'in part, mismanagement,' and, in whole, the
+Seven-Years War put an end to both Companies before long. Friedrich is
+full of these thoughts, among his other Industrialisms; and never quits
+them for discouragement, but tries again, when the obstacles cease to
+be insuperable. Ever since the acquisition of Ost-Friesland, the
+furtherance of Sea-Commerce had been one of Friedrich's chosen objects.
+'Let us carry our own goods at least, Silesian linens, Memel timbers,
+stock-fish; what need of the Dutch to do it?' And in many branches his
+progress had been remarkable,--especially in this carrying trade, while
+the War lasted, and crippled all Anti-English belligerents. Upon which,
+indeed, and the conduct of the English Privateers to him, there is a
+Controversy going on with the English Court in those years (began
+in 1747), most distressful to his Grace of Newcastle;--which in part
+explains those stingy procedures of Captain Thomson ('Home, you
+seven English sailors!') when the first Canton ship put to sea. That
+Controversy is by no means ended after three years, but on the contrary,
+after two years more, comes to a crisis quite shocking to his Grace
+of Newcastle, and defying all solution on his Grace's side,--the other
+Party, after such delays, five years waiting, having settled it for
+himself!" Of which, were the crisis come, we will give some account.
+
+On the third day of his Visit, Friedrich drove to Aurich, the seat
+of Government, and official little capital of Ost-Friesland; where
+triumphal arches, joyful reverences, concourses, demonstrations,
+sumptuous Dinner one item, awaited his Majesty: I know not if, in the
+way thither or back, he passed those "Three huge Oaks [or the rotted
+stems or roots of them] under which the Ancient Frisians, Lords of all
+between Weser and Rhine, were wont to assemble in Parliament" (WITHOUT
+Fourth Estate, or any Eloquence except of the purely Business sort),--or
+what his thoughts on the late Ost-Friesland Bandbox Parliaments may
+have been! He returned to Embden that night; and on the morrow started
+homewards; we may fancy, tolerably pleased with what he had seen.
+
+"King Friedrich's main Objects of Pursuit in this Period," says a
+certain Author, whom we often follow, "I define as being Three. 1.
+Reform of the Law; 2. Furtherance of Husbandry and Industry in all
+kinds, especially of Shipping from Embden; 3. Improvement of his own
+Domesticities and Household Enjoyments,"--renewal of the Reinsberg
+Program, in short.
+
+"In the First of these objects," continues he, "King Friedrich's success
+was very considerable, and got him great fame in the world. In his
+Second head of efforts, that of improving the Industries and Husbandries
+among his People, his success, though less noised of in foreign parts,
+was to the near observer still more remarkable. A perennial business
+with him, this; which, even in the time of War, he never neglects; and
+which springs out like a stemmed flood, whenever Peace leaves him free
+for it. His labors by all methods to awaken new branches of industry,
+to cherish and further the old, are incessant, manifold, unwearied; and
+will surprise the uninstructed reader, when he comes to study them.
+An airy, poetizing, bantering, lightly brilliant King, supposed to be
+serious mainly in things of War, how is he moiling and toiling, like
+an ever-vigilant Land-Steward, like the most industrious City Merchant,
+hardest-working Merchant's Clerk, to increase his industrial Capital by
+any the smallest item!
+
+"One day, these things will deserve to be studied to the bottom; and to
+be set forth, by writing hands that are competent, for the instruction
+and example of Workers,--that is to say, of all men, Kings most of all,
+when there are again Kings. At present, I can only say they astonish me,
+and put me to shame: the unresting diligence displayed in them, and the
+immense sum-total of them,--what man, in any the noblest pursuit, can
+say that he has stood to it, six-and-forty years long, in the style of
+this man? Nor did the harvest fail; slow sure harvest, which sufficed
+a patient Friedrich in his own day; harvest now, in our day, visible to
+everybody: in a Prussia all shooting into manufactures, into commerces,
+opulences,--I only hope, not TOO fast, and on more solid terms than are
+universal at present! Those things might be didactic, truly, in various
+points, to this Generation; and worth looking back upon, from its
+high LAISSEZ-FAIRE altitudes, its triumphant Scrip-transactions and
+continents of gold-nuggets,--pleasing, it doubts not, to all the gods.
+To write well of what is called 'Political Economy' (meaning thereby
+increase of money's-worth) is reckoned meritorious, and our nearest
+approach to the rational sublime. But to accomplish said increase in
+a high and indisputable degree; and indisputably very much by your own
+endeavors wisely regulating those of others, does not that approach
+still nearer the sublime?
+
+"To prevent disappointment, I ought to add that Friedrich is the reverse
+of orthodox in 'Political Economy;' that he had not faith in Free-Trade,
+but the reverse;--nor had ever heard of those ultimate Evangels,
+unlimited Competition, fair Start, and perfervid Race by all the world
+(towards 'CHEAP-AND-NASTY,' as the likeliest winning-post for all the
+world), which have since been vouchsafed us. Probably in the world there
+was never less of a Free-Trader! Constraint, regulation, encouragement,
+discouragement, reward, punishment; these he never doubted were the
+method, and that government was good everywhere if wise, bad only if not
+wise. And sure enough these methods, where human justice and the earnest
+sense and insight of a Friedrich preside over them, have results, which
+differ notably from opposite cases that can be imagined! The desperate
+notion of giving up government altogether, as a relief from human
+blockheadism in your governors, and their want even of a wish to be just
+or wise, had not entered into the thoughts of Friedrich; nor driven
+him upon trying to believe that such, in regard to any Human Interest
+whatever, was, or could be except for a little while in extremely
+developed cases, the true way of managing it. How disgusting,
+accordingly, is the Prussia of Friedrich to a Hanbury Williams; who has
+bad eyes and dirty spectacles, and hates Friedrich: how singular and
+lamentable to a Mirabeau Junior, who has good eyes, and loves him!
+No knave, no impertinent blockhead even, can follow his own beautiful
+devices here; but is instantly had up, or comes upon a turnpike strictly
+shut for him. 'Was the like ever heard of?' snarls Hanbury furiously (as
+an angry dog might, in a labyrinth it sees not the least use for): 'What
+unspeakable want of liberty!'--and reads to you as if he were lying
+outright; but generally is not, only exaggerating, tumbling upside down,
+to a furious degree; knocking against the labyrinth HE sees not the
+least use for. Mirabeau's Gospel of Free-Trade, preached in 1788,
+[MONARCHIE PRUSSIENNE he calls it (A LONDRES, privately Paris, 1788),
+8 vols. 8vo; which is a Dead-Sea of Statistics, compiled by industrious
+Major Mauvillon, with this fresh current of a "Gospel" shining through
+it, very fresh and brisk, of few yards breadth;--dedicated to Papa, the
+true PROTevangelist of the thing.]--a comparatively recent Performance,
+though now some seventy or eighty years the senior of an English
+(unconscious) Fac-simile, which we have all had the pleasure of
+knowing,--will fall to be noticed afterwards [not by this Editor, we
+hope!]
+
+"Many of Friedrich's restrictive notions,--as that of watching with such
+anxiety that 'money' (gold or silver coin) be not carried out of the
+Country,--will be found mistakes, not in orthodox Dismal Science as now
+taught, but in the nature of things; and indeed the Dismal Science will
+generally excommunicate them in the lump,--too. heedless that Fact has
+conspicuously vindicated the general sum-total of them, and declared it
+to be much truer than it seems to the Dismal Science. Dismal Science
+(if that were important to me) takes insufficient heed, and does not
+discriminate between times past and times present, times here and times
+there."
+
+Certain it is, King Friedrich's success in National Husbandry was very
+great. The details of the very many new Manufactures, new successful
+ever-spreading Enterprises, fostered into existence by Friedrich; his
+Canal-makings, Road-makings, Bog-drainings, Colonizings and unwearied
+endeavorings in that kind, will require a Technical Philosopher one day;
+and will well reward such study, and trouble of recording in a human
+manner; but must lie massed up in mere outline on the present occasion.
+Friedrich, as Land-Father, Shepherd of the People, was great on the
+Husbandry side also; and we are to conceive him as a man of excellent
+practical sense, doing unweariedly his best in that kind, all his life
+long. Alone among modern Kings; his late Father the one exception; and
+even his Father hardly surpassing him in that particular.
+
+In regard to Embden and the Shipping interests, Ost-Friesland awakened
+very ardent speculations, which were a novelty in Prussian affairs;
+nothing of Foreign Trade, except into the limited Baltic, had been heard
+of there since the Great Elector's time. The Great Elector had ships,
+Forts on the Coast of Africa; and tried hard for Atlantic Trade,--out of
+this same Embden; where, being summoned to protect in the troubles, he
+had got some footing as Contingent Heir withal, and kept a "Prussian
+Battalion" a good while. And now, on much fairer terms, not less
+diligently turned to account, it is his Great-Grandson's turn.
+Friedrich's successes in this department, the rather as Embden and
+Ost-Friesland have in our time ceased to be Prussian, are not much worth
+speaking of; but they connect themselves with some points still slightly
+memorable to us. How, for example, his vigilantes and endeavors on this
+score brought him into rubbings, not collisions, but jealousies and
+gratings, with the English and Dutch, the reader will see anon.
+
+Law-reform is gloriously prosperous; Husbandry the like, and Shipping
+Interest itself as yet. But in the Third grand Head, that of realizing
+the Reinsberg Program, beautifying his Domesticities, and bringing his
+own Hearth and Household nearer the Ideal, Friedrich was nothing like
+so successful; in fact had no success at all. That flattering Reinsberg
+Program, it is singular how Friedrich cannot help trying it by every
+new chance, nor cast the notion out of him that there must be a kind
+of Muses'-Heaven realizable on Earth! That is the Biographic Phenomenon
+which has survived of those Years; and to that we will almost
+exclusively address ourselves, on behalf of ingenuous readers.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter IX.--SECOND ACT OF THE VOLTAIRE VISIT.
+
+Voltaire's Visit lasted, in all, about Thirty-two Months; and is
+divisible into Three Acts or Stages. The first we have seen: how
+it commenced in brightness as of the sun, and ended, by that Hirsch
+business, in whirlwinds of smoke and soot,--Voltaire retiring, on his
+passionate prayer, to that silent Country-house which he calls the
+Marquisat; there to lie in hospital, and wash himself a little, and let
+the skies wash themselves.
+
+The Hirsch business having blown over, as all things do, Voltaire
+resumed his place among the Court-Planets, and did his revolutions;
+striving to forget that there ever was a Hirsch, or a soot-explosion of
+that nature. In words nobody reminded him of it, the King least of all:
+and by degrees matters were again tolerably glorious, and all might have
+gone well enough; though the primal perfect splendor, such fuliginous
+reminiscence being ineffaceable, never could be quite re-attained. The
+diamond Cross of Merit, the Chamberlain gold Key, hung bright upon the
+man; a man the admired of men. He had work to do: work of his own which
+he reckoned priceless (that immortal SIECLE DE LOUIS QUATORZE; which
+he stood by, and honestly did, while here; the one fixed axis in those
+fooleries and whirlings of his);--work for the King, "two hours,
+one hour, a day," which the King reckoned priceless in its sort. For
+Friedrich himself Voltaire has, with touches of real love coming out
+now and then, a very sincere admiration mixed with fear; and delights
+in shining to him, and being well with him, as the greatest pleasure now
+left in life. Besides the King, he had society enough, French in type,
+and brilliant enough: plenty of society; or, at his wish, what was still
+better, none at all. He was bedded, boarded, lodged, as if beneficent
+fairies had done it for him; and for all these things no price asked,
+you might say, but that he would not throw himself out of window! Had
+the man been wise--But he was not wise. He had, if no big gloomy devil
+in him among the bright angels that were there, a multitude of ravening
+tumultuary imps, or little devils very ILL-CHAINED; and was lodged,
+he and his restless little devils, in a skin far too thin for him and
+them!--
+
+Reckoning up the matter, one cannot find that Voltaire ever could have
+been a blessing at Berlin, either for Friedrich or himself; and it is to
+be owned that Friedrich was not wise in so longing for him, or clasping
+him so frankly in his arms. As Friedrich, by this time, probably begins
+to discover;--though indeed to Friedrich the thing is of finite moment;
+by no means of infinite, as it was to Voltaire. "At worst, nothing but
+a little money thrown away!" thinks Friedrich: "Sure enough, this is a
+strange Trismegistus, this of mine: star fire-work shall we call him, or
+terrestrial smoke-and-soot work? But one can fence oneself against the
+blind vagaries of the man; and get a great deal of good by him, in the
+lucid intervals." To Voltaire himself the position is most agitating;
+but then its glories, were there nothing more! Besides he is always
+thinking to quit it shortly; which is a great sedative in troubles.
+What with intermittencies (safe hidings in one's MARQUISAT, or vacant
+interlunar cave), with alternations of offence and reconcilement; what
+with occasional actual flights to Paris (whitherward Voltaire is always
+busy to keep a postern open; and of which there is frequent talk, and
+almost continual thought, all along), flights to be called "visits,"
+and privately intending to be final, but never proving so,--the
+Voltaire-Friedrich relation, if left to itself, might perhaps long have
+staggered about, and not ended as it did.
+
+But, alas, no relation can be left to itself in this world,--especially
+if you have a porous skin! There were other French here, as well as
+Voltaire, revolving in the Court-circle; and that, beyond all others,
+proved the fatal circumstance to him. "NE SAVEZ-VOUS PAS, Don't you
+know," said he to Chancellor Jarriges one day, "that when there are two
+Frenchmen in a Foreign Court or Country, one of them must die (FAUT QUE
+L'UN DES DEUX PERISSE)?" [Seyfarth, ii. 191; &c. &c.] Which shocked the
+mind of Jarriges; but had a kind of truth, too. Jew Hirsch, run into for
+low smuggling purposes, had been a Cape of Storms, difficult to weather;
+but the continual leeshore were those French,--with a heavy gale on, and
+one of the rashest pilots! He did strike the breakers there, at last;
+and it is well known, total shipwreck was the issue. Our Second Act,
+holding out dubiously, in continual perils, till Autumn, 1752, will have
+to pass then into a Third of darker complexion, and into a Catastrophe
+very dark indeed.
+
+Catastrophe which, by farther ill accident, proved noisy in the extreme;
+producing world-wide shrieks from the one party, stone-silence from the
+other; which were answered by unlimited hooting, catcalling and haha-ing
+from all parts of the World-Theatre, upon both the shrieky and the
+silent party; catcalling not fallen quite dead to this day. To Friedrich
+the catcalling was not momentous (being used to such things); though to
+poor Voltaire it was unlimitedly so:--and to readers interested in this
+memorable Pair of Men, the rights and wrongs of the Affair ought to
+be rendered authentically conceivable, now at last. Were it humanly
+possible,--after so much catcalling at random! Smelfungus has a right to
+say, speaking of this matter:--
+
+"Never was such a jumble of loud-roaring ignorances, delusions and
+confusions, as the current Records of it are. Editors, especially French
+Editors, treating of a Hyperborean, Cimmerian subject, like this, are
+easy-going creatures. And truly they have left it for us in a wonderful
+state. Dateless, much of it, by nature; and, by the lazy Editors,
+MISdated into very chaos; jumbling along there, in mad defiance of top
+and bottom; often the very Year given wrong:--full everywhere of lazy
+darkness, irradiated only by stupid rages, ill-directed mockeries:--and
+for issue, cheerfully malicious hootings from the general mob of
+mankind, with unbounded contempt of their betters; which is not
+pleasant to see. When mobs do get together, round any signal object; and
+editorial gentlemen, with talent for it, pour out from their respective
+barrel-heads, in a persuasive manner, instead of knowledge, ignorance
+set on fire, they are capable of carrying it far!--Will it be possible
+to pick out the small glimmerings of real light, from this mad dance of
+will-o'-wisps and fire-flies thrown into agitation?"
+
+It will be very difficult, my friend;--why did not you yourself do it?
+Most true, "those actual Voltaire-Friedrich LETTERS of the time are
+a resource, and pretty much the sole one: Letters a good few, still
+extant; which all HAD their bit of meaning; and have it still, if well
+tortured till they give it out, or give some glimmer of it out:"--but
+you have not tortured them; you have left it to me, if I would! As
+I assuredly will not (never fear, reader!)--except in the thriftiest
+degree.
+
+
+
+
+DETACHED FEATURES (NOT FABULOUS) OF VOLTAIRE AND HIS BERLIN-POTSDAM
+ENVIRONMENT IN 1751-1752.
+
+To the outside crowd of observers, and to himself in good moments,
+Voltaire represents his situation as the finest in the world:--
+
+"Potsdam is Sparta and Athens joined in one; nothing but reviewing and
+poetry day by day. The Algarottis, the Maupertuises, are here; have each
+his work, serious for himself; then gay Supper with a King, who is a
+great man and the soul of good company."... Sparta and Athens, I tell
+you: "a Camp of Mars and the Garden of Epicurus; trumpets and violins,
+War and Philosophy. I have my time all to myself; am at Court and in
+freedom,--if I were not entirely free, neither an enormous Pension, nor
+a Gold Key tearing out one's pocket, nor a halter (LICOU), which they
+call CORDON of an ORDER, nor even the Suppers with a Philosopher who
+has gained Five Battles, could yield me the least happiness."
+[--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 325, 326, 333 (Letters, to D'Argental and others,
+"27th April-8th May, 1751").] Looked at by you, my outside friends,--ah,
+had I health and YOU here, what a situation!
+
+But seen from within, it is far otherwise. Alongside of these warblings
+of a heart grateful to the first of Kings, there goes on a series
+of utterances to Niece Denis, remarkable for the misery driven into
+meanness, that can be read in them. Ill-health, discontent, vague
+terror, suspicion that dare not go to sleep; a strange vague terror,
+shapeless or taking all shapes--a body diseased and a mind diseased.
+Fear, quaking continually for nothing at all, is not to be borne in a
+handsome manner. And it passes, often enough (in these poor LETTERS),
+into transient malignity, into gusts of trembling hatred, with a
+tendency to relieve oneself by private scandal of the house we are in.
+Seldom was a miserabler wrong-side seen to a bit of royal tapestry. A
+man hunted by the little devils that dwell unchained within himself;
+like Pentheus by the Maenads, like Actaeon by his own Dogs. Nay, without
+devils, with only those terrible bowels of mine, and scorbutic gums,
+it is bad enough: "Glorious promotions to me here," sneers he bitterly;
+"but one thing is indisputable, I have lost seven of my poor residue of
+teeth since I came!" In truth, we are in a sadly scorbutic state; and
+that, and the devils we lodge within ourselves, is the one real evil.
+Could not Suspicion--why cannot she!--take her natural rest; and all
+these terrors vanish? Oh, M. de Voltaire!--The practical purport, to
+Niece Denis, always is: Keep my retreat to Paris open; in the name of
+Heaven, no obstruction that way!
+
+Miserable indeed; a man fatally unfit for his present element! But he
+has Two considerable Sedatives, all along; two, and no third visible
+to me. Sedative FIRST: that, he can, at any time, quit this illustrious
+Tartarus-Elysium, the envy of mankind;--and indeed, practically, he is
+always as if on the slip; thinking to be off shortly, for a time, or in
+permanence; can be off at once, if things grow too bad. Sedative SECOND
+is far better: His own labor on LOUIS QUATORZE, which is steadily going
+on, and must have been a potent quietus in those Court-whirlwinds inward
+and outward.
+
+From Berlin, already in Autumn, 1750, Voltaire writes to D'Argental:
+"I sha'n't go to Italy this Autumn [nor ever in my life], as I had
+projected. But I will come to see YOU in the course of November" (far
+from it, I got into STEUER-SCHEINE then!)--And again, after some
+weeks: "I have put off my journey to Italy for a year. Next Winter too,
+therefore, I shall see you," on the road thither. "To my Country, since
+you live in it, I will make frequent visits," very!" Italy and the
+King of Prussia are two old passions with me; but I cannot treat
+Frederic-le-Grand as I can the Holy Father, with a mere look in
+passing." [To D'Argental, "Berlin, 14th September,--Potsdam, 15th
+October, 1750" (--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 220, 237).] Let this one, to which
+many might be added, serve as sample of Sedative First, or the power and
+intention to be off before long.
+
+In regard to Sedative Second, again:... "The happiest circumstance is,
+brought with me all my LOUIS-FOURTEENTH Papers and Excerpts. 'I get
+from Leipzig, if no nearer, whatever Books are needed;'" and labor
+faithfully at this immortal Production. Yes, day by day, to see growing,
+by the cunning of one's own right hand, such perennial Solomon's-Temple
+of a SIECLE DE LOUIS QUATORZE:--which of your Kings, or truculent,
+Tiglath-Pilesers, could do that? To poor me, even in the Potsdam
+tempests, it is possible: what ugliest day is not beautiful that sees
+a stone or two added there!--Daily Voltaire sees himself at work on his
+SIECLE, on those fine terms; trowel in one hand, weapon of war in the
+other. And does actually accomplish it, in the course of this Year
+1751,--with a great deal of punctuality and severe painstaking; which
+readers of our day, fallen careless of the subject, are little aware of,
+on Voltaire's behalf. Voltaire's reward was, that he did NOT go mad in
+that Berlin element, but had throughout a bower-anchor to ride by. "The
+King of France continues me as Gentleman of the Chamber, say you; but
+has taken away my Title of Historiographer? That latter, however, shall
+still be my function. 'My present independence has given weight to my
+verdicts on matters. Probably I never could have written this Book at
+Paris.' A consolation for one's exile, MON ENFANT." [To Niece Denis
+(--OEuvres,--lxxiv. 247, &c. &c.), "28th October, 1750," and subsequent
+dates.]
+
+It is proper also to observe that, besides shining at the King's Suppers
+like no other, Voltaire applies himself honestly to do for his Majesty
+the small work required of him,--that of Verse-correcting now and then.
+Two Specimens exist; two Pieces criticised, ODE AUX PRUSSIENS, and THE
+ART OF WAR: portions of that Reprint now going on ("to the extent of
+Twelve Copies,"--woe lies in one of them, most unexpected at this time!)
+"AU DONJON DU CHATEAU;"--under benefit of Voltaire's remarks. Which
+one reads curiously, not without some surprise. [In--OEuvres de
+Frederic,--x. 276-303.] Surprise, first at Voltaire's official fidelity;
+his frankness, rigorous strictness in this small duty: then at the kind
+of correcting, instructing and lessoning, that had been demanded of him
+by his Royal Pupil. Mere grammatical stylistic skin-deep work: nothing
+(or, at least, in these Specimens nothing) of attempt upon the interior
+structure, or the interior harmony even of utterance: solely the
+Parisian niceties, graces, laws of poetic language, the FAS and the
+NEFAS in regard to all that: this is what his Majesty would fain be
+taught from the fountain-head;--one wonders his Majesty did not learn
+to spell, which might have been got from a lower source!--And all this
+Voltaire does teach with great strictness. For example, in the very
+first line, in the very first word, set, before him:--
+
+"PRUSSIENS, QUE LA VALEUR CONDUISIT A LA GLOIRE," so Friedrich had
+written (ODE AUX PRUSSIENS, which is specimen First); and thus Voltaire
+criticises: "The Hero here makes his PRUSSIENS of two syllables; and
+afterwards, in another strophe, he grants them three. A King is master
+of his favors. At the same time, one does require a little uniformity;
+and the IENS are usually of two syllables, as LIENS, SILESIENS,
+AUTRICHIENS; excepting the monosyllables BIEN, RIEN"--Enough, enough!--A
+severe, punctual, painstaking Voltaire, sitting with the schoolmaster's
+bonnet on head; ferula visible, if not actually in hand. For which, as
+appears, his Majesty was very grateful to the Trismegistus of men.
+
+Voltaire's flatteries to Friedrich, in those scattered little Billets
+with their snatches of verse, are the prettiest in the world,--and
+approach very near to sincerity, though seldom quite attaining it.
+Something traceable of false, of suspicious, feline, nearly always, in
+those seductive warblings; which otherwise are the most melodious
+bits of idle ingenuity the human brain has ever spun from itself. For
+instance, this heading of a Note sent from one room to another,--perhaps
+with pieces of an ODE AUX PRUSSIENS accompanying:--
+
+ --"Vou gui daignez me departir
+ Les fruits d'une Muse divine,
+ O roi! je ne puis consentir
+ Que, sans daigner m'en avertir,
+ Vous alliez prendre medecine.
+ Je suis votre malade-ne,
+ Et sur la casse et le sene,
+ J'ai des notions non communes.
+ Nous sommes de mene metier;
+ Faut-il de moi vous defier,
+ Et cacher vos bonnes fortunes?"--
+
+Was there ever such a turn given to taking physic! Still better is this
+other, the topic worse,--HAEMORRHOIDS (a kind of annual or periodical
+affair with the Royal Patient, who used to feel improved after):--
+
+... (Ten or twelve verses on another point; then suddenly--)
+
+ --"Que la veine hemorroidale
+ De votre personne royale
+ Cesse de troubler le repos!
+ Quand pourrai-je d'une style honnete
+ Dire: 'Le cul de mon heros
+ Va tout aussi bien que sa tete'?"--
+ [In--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 283, 267.]
+
+A kittenish grace in these things, which is pleasant in so old a cat.
+
+Smelfungus says: "He is a consummate Artist in Speech, our Voltaire:
+that, if you take the word SPEECH in its widest sense, and consider the
+much that can be spoken, and the infinitely more that cannot and should
+not, is Voltaire's supreme excellency among his fellow-creatures; never
+rivalled (to my poor judgment) anywhere before or since,--nor worth
+rivalling, if we knew it well."
+
+Another fine circumstance is, that Voltaire has frequent leave of
+absence; and in effect passes a great deal of his time altogether by
+himself, or in his own way otherwise. What with Friedrich's Review
+Journeys and Business Circuits, considerable separations do occur of
+themselves; and at any time, Voltaire has but to plead illness, which he
+often does; with ground and without, and get away for weeks, safe
+into the distance more or less remote. He is at the Marquisat (as
+we laboriously make out); at Berlin, in the empty Palace, perhaps in
+Lodgings of his own (though one would prefer the GRATIS method); nursing
+his maladies, which are many; writing his LOUIS QUATORZE; "lonely
+altogether, your Majesty, and sad of humor,"--yet giving his cosy
+little dinners, and running out, pretty often, if well invited, into the
+brilliancies and gayeties. No want of brilliant social life here,
+which can shine, more or less, and appreciate one's shining. The King's
+Supper-parties--Yes, and these, though the brightest, are not the only
+bright things in our Potsdam-Berlin world. Take with you, reader, one
+or two of the then and there Chief Figures; Voltaire's fellow-players;
+strutting and fretting their hour on that Stage of Life. They are mostly
+not quite strangers to you.
+
+We know the sublime Perpetual President in his red wig, and sublime
+supremacy of Pure Science. A gloomy set figure; affecting the
+sententious, the emphatic and a composed impregnability,--like the Jove
+of Science. With immensities of gloomy vanity, not compressible at all
+times. Friedrich always strove to honor his Perpetual President, and
+duly adore the Pure Sciences in him; but inwardly could not quite manage
+it, though outwardly he failed in nothing. Impartial witnesses confess,
+the King had a great deal of trouble with his gloomings and him. "Who is
+this Voltaire?" gloomily thinks the Perpetual President to himself. "A
+fellow with a nimble tongue, that is all. Knows nothing whatever of Pure
+Sciences, except what fraction or tincture he has begged or stolen from
+myself. And here is the King of the world in raptures with him!"
+
+Voltaire from of old had faithfully done his kowtows to this King of
+the Sciences; and, with a sort of terror, had suffered with incredible
+patience a great deal from him. But there comes an end to all things;
+Voltaire's patience not excepted. It lay in the fates that Maupertuis
+should steadily accumulate, day after day, and now more than ever
+heretofore, upon the sensitive Voltaire. Till, as will be seen, the
+sensitive Voltaire could endure it no longer; but had to explode upon
+this big Bully (accident lending a spark); to go off like a Vesuvius of
+crackers, fire-serpents and sky-rockets; envelop the red wig, and much
+else, in delirious conflagration;--and produce the catastrophe of this
+Berlin Drama.
+
+D'Argens, poor dissolute creature, is the best of the French lot. He has
+married, after so many temporary marriages with Actresses, one Actress
+in permanence, Mamsell Cochois, a patient kind being; and settled now,
+at Potsdam here, into perfectly composed household life. Really loves
+Friedrich, they say; the only Frenchman of them that does. Has abundance
+of light sputtery wit, and Provencal fire and ingenuity; no ill-nature
+against any man. Never injures anybody, nor lies at all about anything.
+A great friend of fine weather; regrets, of his inheritances in
+Provence, chiefly one item, and this not overmuch,--the bright southern
+sun. Sits shivering in winter-time, wrapping himself in more and more
+flannel, two dressing-gowns, two nightcaps:--loyal to this King, in good
+times and in evil.
+
+Was the King's friend for thirty years; helped several meritorious
+people to his Majesty's notice; and never did any man a mischief in that
+quarter. An erect, guileless figure; very tall; with vivid countenance,
+chaotically vivid mind: full of bright sallies, irregular ingenuities;
+had a hot temper too, which did not often run away with him, but
+sometimes did. He thrice made a visit to Provence,--in fact ran away
+from the King, feeling bantered and roasted to a merciless degree,--but
+thrice came back. "At the end of the first stage, he had always
+privately forgiven the King, and determined that the pretended visit
+should really be a visit only." "Reads the King's Letters," which
+are many to him, "always bare-headed, in spite of the draughts!"
+[Nicolai,--Anekdoten,--i. 11-75, &c. &c.]
+
+Algarotti is too prudent, politely egoistic and self-contained, to take
+the trouble of hurting anybody, or get himself into trouble for love or
+hatred. He fell into disfavor not long after that unsuccessful little
+mission in the first Silesian War, of which the reader has lost
+remembrance. Good for nothing in diplomacy, thought Friedrich, but
+agreeable as company. "Company in tents, in the seat of War, has its
+unpleasantness," thought Algarotti;--and began very privately sounding
+the waters at Dresden for an eligible situation; so that there has
+ensued a quarrel since; then humble apologies followed by profound
+silence,--till now there is reconcilement. It is admitted Friedrich had
+some real love for Algarotti; Algarotti, as we gather, none at all for
+him; but only for his greatness. They parted again (February, 1753)
+without quarrel, but for the last time; [Algarotti-Correspondence
+(--OEuvres de Frederic,--xviii. 86).]--and I confess to a relief on the
+occasion.
+
+Friedrich, readers know by this time, had a great appetite for
+conversation: he talked well, listened well; one of his chief enjoyments
+was, to give and receive from his fellow-creatures in that way. I hope,
+and indeed have evidence, that he required good sense as the staple;
+but in the form, he allowed great latitude. He by no means affected
+solemnity, rather the reverse; goes much upon the bantering vein; far
+too much, according to the complaining parties. Took pleasure (cruel
+mortal!) in stirring up his company by the whip, and even by the whip
+applied to RAWS; for we find he had "established," like the Dublin
+Hackney-Coachman, "raws for himself;" and habitually plied his implement
+there, when desirous to get into the gallop. In an inhuman manner, said
+the suffering Cattle; who used to rebel against it, and go off in the
+sulks from time to time. It is certain he could, especially in his
+younger years, put up with a great deal of zanyism, ingenious foolery
+and rough tumbling, if it had any basis to tumble on; though with years
+he became more saturnine.
+
+By far his chief Artist in this kind, indeed properly the only one, was
+La Mettrie, whom we once saw transiently as Army-Surgeon at Fontenoy: he
+is now out of all that (flung out, with the dogs at his heels); has been
+safe in Berlin for three years past. Friedrich not only tolerates the
+poor madcap, but takes some pleasure in him: madcap we say, though poor
+La Mettrie had remarkable gifts, exuberant laughter one of them, and
+was far from intending to be mad. Not Zanyism, but Wisdom of the highest
+nature, was what he drove at,--unluckily, with open mouth, and mind all
+in tumult. La Mettrie had left the Army, soon after that busy Fontenoy
+evening: Chivalrous Grammont, his patron and protector, who had saved
+him from many scrapes, lay shot on the field. La Mettrie, rushing on
+with mouth open and mind in tumult, had, from of old, been continually
+getting into scrapes. Unorthodox to a degree; the Sorbonne greedy
+for him long since; such his audacities in print, his heavy hits,
+boisterous, quizzical, logical. And now he had set to attacking the
+Medical Faculty, to quizzing Medicine in his wild way; Doctor Astruc,
+Doctor This and That, of the first celebrity, taking it very ill. So
+that La Mettrie had to demit; to get out of France rather in a hurry,
+lest worse befell.
+
+He had studied at Leyden, under Boerhaave. He had in fact considerable
+medical and other talent, had he not been so tumultuous and
+open-mouthed. He fled to Leyden; and shot forth, in safety there, his
+fiery darts upon Sorbonne and Faculty, at his own discretion,--which was
+always a MINIMUM quantity:--he had, before long, made Leyden also too
+hot for him. His Books gained a kind of celebrity in the world; awoke
+laughter and attention, among the adventurous of readers; astonishment
+at the blazing madcap (a BON DIABLE, too, as one could see); and are
+still known to Catalogue-makers,--though, with one exception, L'HOMME
+MACHINE, not otherwise, nor read at all. L'HOMME MACHINE (Man a Machine)
+is the exceptional Book; smallest of Duodecimos to have so much wildfire
+in it, This MAN A MACHINE, though tumultuous La Mettrie meant nothing
+but open-mouthed Wisdom by it, gave scandal in abundance; so that even
+the Leyden Magistrates were scandalized; and had to burn the afflicting
+little Duodecimo by the common hangman, and order La Mettrie to
+disappear instantly from their City.
+
+Which he had to do,--towards King Friedrich, usual refuge of the
+persecuted; seldom inexorable, where there was worth, even under bad
+forms, recognizable; and not a friend to burning poor men or their
+books, if it could be helped. La Mettrie got some post, like D'Arget's,
+or still more nominal; "readership;" some small pension to live upon;
+and shelter to shoot forth his wildfire, when he could hold it no
+longer: fire, not of a malignant incendiary kind, but pleasantly
+lambent, though maddish, as Friedrich perceived. Thus had La Mettrie
+found a Goshen;--and stood in considerable favor, at Court and in Berlin
+Society in the years now current. According to Nicolai, Friedrich never
+esteemed La Mettrie, which is easy to believe, but found him a jester
+and ingenious madcap, out of whom a great deal of merriment could be
+had, over wine or the like. To judge by Nicolai's authentic specimen,
+their Colloquies ran sometimes pretty deep into the cynical, under
+showers of wildfire playing about; and the high-jinks must have been
+highish. [--Anekdoten,--vi. 197-227.] When there had been enough of
+this, Friedrich would lend his La Mettrie to the French Excellency,
+Milord Tyrconnel, to oblige his Excellency, and get La Mettrie out
+of the way for a while. Milord is at Berlin; a Jacobite Irishman, of
+blusterous Irish qualities, though with plenty of sagacity and rough
+sense; likes La Mettrie; and is not much a favorite with Friedrich.
+
+Tyrconnel had said, at first,--when Rothenburg, privately from
+Friedrich, came to consult him, "What are, in practical form, those
+'assistances from the Most Christian Majesty,' should we MAKE
+Alliance with him, as your Excellency proposes, and chance to be
+attacked?"--"MORBLEU, assistance enough [enumerating several]: MAIS
+MORBLEU, SI VOUS NOUS TROMPEX, VOUS SEREZ ECRASES (if you deceive us,
+you will be squelched)!" [Valori, ii. 130, &c.] "He had been chosen
+for his rough tongue," says Valori; our French Court being piqued at
+Friedrich and his sarcasms. Tyrconnel gives splendid dinners: Voltaire
+often of them; does not love Potsdam, nor is loved by it. Nay, I
+sometimes think a certain DEMON NEWSWRITER (of whom by and by), but do
+not know, may be some hungry Attache of Tyrconnel's. Hungry Attache,
+shut out from the divine Suppers and upper planetary movements, and
+reduced to look on them from his cold hutch, in a dog-like angry and
+hungry manner? His flying allusions to Voltaire, "SON (Friedrich's)
+SQUELETTE D'APOLLON, skeleton of an Apollo," and the like, are barkings
+almost rabid.
+
+Of the military sort, about this time, Keith and Rothenburg appear
+most frequently as guests or companions. Rothenburg had a great deal of
+Friedrich's regard: Winterfeld is more a practical Counseller, and does
+not shine in learned circles, as Rothenburg may. A fiery soldier too,
+this Rothenburg, withal;--a man probably of many talents and qualities,
+though of distinctly decipherable there is next to no record of him or
+them. He had a Parisian Wife; who is sometimes on the point of
+coming with Niece Denis to Berlin, and of setting up their two French
+households there; but never did it, either of them, to make an Uncle
+or a Husband happy. Rothenburg was bred a Catholic: "he headed the
+subscription for the famous 'KATHOLISCHE KIRCHE,'" so delightful to the
+Pope and liberal Christians in those years; "but never gave a sixpence
+of money," says Voltaire once: Catholic KIRK was got completed with
+difficulty; stands there yet, like a large washbowl set, bottom
+uppermost, on the top of a narrowish tub; but none of Rothenburg's money
+is in it. In Voltaire's Correspondence there is frequent mention of him;
+not with any love, but with a certain secret respect, rather inclined
+to be disrespectful, if it durst or could: the eloquent vocal individual
+not quite at ease beside the more silent thinking and acting one. What
+we know is, Friedrich greatly loved the man. There is some straggle of
+CORRESPONDENCE between Friedrich and him left; but it is worth nothing;
+gives no testimony of that, or of anything else noticeable:--and that is
+the one fact now almost alone significant of Rothenburg. Much loved and
+esteemed by the King; employed diplomatically, now and then; perhaps
+talked with on such subjects, which was the highest distinction.
+Poor man, he is in very bad health in these months; has never rightly
+recovered of his wounds; and dies in the last days of 1751,--to the
+bitter sorrow of the King, as is still on record. A highly respectable
+dim figure, far more important in Friedrich's History than he looks. As
+King's guest, he can in these months play no part.
+
+Highly respectable too, and well worth talking to, though left very dim
+to us in the Books, is Marshal Keith; who has been growing gradually
+with the King, and with everybody, ever since he came to these parts
+in 1747. A man of Scotch type; the broad accent, with its sagacities,
+veracities, with its steadfastly fixed moderation, and its sly
+twinkles of defensive humor, is still audible to us through the foreign
+wrappages. Not given to talk, unless there is something to be said; but
+well capable of it then. Friedrich, the more he knows him, likes him
+the better. On all manner of subjects he can talk knowingly, and with
+insight of his own. On Russian matters Friedrich likes especially to
+hear him,--though they differ in regard to the worth of Russian troops.
+"Very considerable military qualities in those Russians," thinks Keith:
+"imperturbably obedient, patient; of a tough fibre, and are beautifully
+strict to your order, on the parade-ground or off." "Pooh, mere rubbish,
+MON CHER," thinks Friedrich always. To which Keith, unwilling to argue
+too long, will answer: "Well, it is possible enough your Majesty may try
+them, some day; if I am wrong, it will be all the better for us!" Which
+Friedrich had occasion to remember by and by. Friedrich greatly respects
+this sagacious gentleman with the broad accent: his Brother, the Lord
+Marischal, is now in France: Ambassador at Paris, since September, 1751:
+["Left Potsdam 28th August" (Rodenbeck, i. 220).] "Lord Marischal, a
+Jacobite, for Prussian Ambassador in Paris; Tyrconnel, a Jacobite, for
+French Ambassador in Berlin!" grumble the English.
+
+
+
+
+FRACTIONS OF EVENTS AND INDICATIONS, FROM VOLTAIRE HIMSELF, IN THIS
+TIME; MORE OR LESS ILLUMINATIVE WHEN REDUCED TO ORDER.
+
+Here, selected from more, are a few "fire-flies,"--not dancing or
+distracted, but authentic all, and stuck each on its spit; shedding a
+feeble glimmer over the physiognomy of those Fifteen caliginous Months,
+to an imagination that is diligent. Fractional utterances of Voltaire to
+Friedrich and others (in abridged form, abridgment indicated): the
+exact dates are oftenest irretrievably gone; but the glimmer of light
+is indisputable, all the more as, on Voltaire's part, it is mostly
+involuntary. Grouping and sequence must be other than that of Time.
+
+POTSDAM, 5th JUNE, 1751.--King is off on that Ost-Friesland jaunt;
+Voltaire at Potsdam, "at what they call the Marquisat," in complete
+solitude,--preparing to die before long,--sends his Majesty some poor
+trifles of Scribbling, proofs of my love, Sire: "since I live solitary,
+when you are not at Potsdam, it would seem I came for you only" (note
+that, your Majesty)!... "But in return for the rags here sent, I
+expect the Sixth Canto of your ART [ART DE LA GUERRE, one of the Two
+pupil-and-schoolmaster "Specimens" mentioned above]; I expect the
+ROOF to the Temple of Mars. It is for you, alone of men, to build that
+Temple; as it was for Ovid to sing of Love, and for Horace to give an
+ART OF POETRY." (Laying it on pretty thick!)...
+
+Then again, later (after severe study, ferula in hand): "Sire, I return
+your Majesty your Six Cantos; I surrender at discretion (LUI LAISSE
+CARTE-BLANCHE) on that question of 'VICTOIRE.' The whole Poem is worthy
+of you: if I had made this Journey only to see a thing so unique, I
+ought not to regret my Country."... And again (still no date): "GRAND
+DIEU! is not all that [HISTORY OF THE GREAT ELECTOR, by your Majesty,
+which I am devouring with such appetite] neat, elegant, precise, and,
+above all, philosophical!"--"Sire, you are adorable; I will pass my days
+at your feet. Oh, never make game of me (DES NICHES)!" Has he been at
+that, say you! "If the Kings of Denmark, Portugal, Spain, &c. did it, I
+should not care a pin; they are only Kings. But you are the greatest man
+that perhaps ever reigned." [[In--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 271, 273.]
+
+IS ON LEAVE OF ABSENCE, NEAR BY; WISHES TO BE CALLED AGAIN (No
+date).--"Sire, if you like free criticism, if you tolerate sincere
+praises, if you wish to perfect a Work [ART DE LA GUERRE, or some other
+as sublime], which you alone in Europe are capable of doing, you have
+only to bid a Hermit come upstairs. At your orders for all his life."
+[Ib. 261.]
+
+IN BERLIN PALACE: PLEASE DON'T TURN ME OUT! (No date)--... "Next to you,
+I love work and retirement. Nobody whatever complains of me. I ask of
+your Majesty, in order to keep unaltered the happiness I owe to you,
+this favor, Not to turn me out of the Apartment you deigned to give me
+at Berlin, till I go for Paris [always talking of that]. If I were to
+leave it, they would put in the Gazettes that I"--Oh, what would n't
+they put in, of one that, belonging to King Friedrich, lives as it were
+in the Disc of the Sun, conspicuous to everybody!--"I will go out [of
+the Apartment] when some Prince, with a Suite needing it to lodge in,
+comes; and then the thing will be honorable. Chasot [gone to Paris]
+has been talking"--unguarded things of me!"I have not uttered the least
+complaint of Chasot: I never will of Chasot, nor of those who have set
+him on [Maupertuis belike]: I forgive everything, I!" [Ib. 270.]
+
+ROTHENBURG IS ILL; VOLTAIRE HAS BEEN TO SEE HIM ("Berlin, 14th,"
+no month; year, too surely, 1751, as we shall find! Letter is IN
+VERSE).--"Lieberkuhn was going to kill poor Rothenburg; to send him off
+to Pluto,--for liking his dish a little;--monster Lieberkuhn! But
+Doctor Joyous," your reader, La Mettrie,--led by, need I say whom?--"has
+brought him back to us:--think of Lieberkuhn's solemn stare! Pretty
+contrasts, those, of sublime Quacksalverism, with Sense under the mask
+of Folly. May the haemorrhoidal vein"--follows HERE, note it, exquisite
+reader, that of "CUL DE MON HEROS," cited above!--...
+
+And then (a day or two after; King too haemorrhoidal to come twenty
+miles, but anxious to know): "Sire, no doubt Doctor Joyous (LE MEDECIN
+JOYEUX) has informed your Majesty that when we arrived, the Patient was
+sleeping tranquil; and Cothenius assured us, in Latin, that there was
+no danger. I know not what has passed since, but I am persuaded your
+Majesty approves my journey" (of a street or two),--MUST you speak of
+it, then!
+
+GOES TO AN EVENING-PARTY NOW AND THEN (To Niece Denis).--... "Madame
+Tyrconnel [French Excellency's Wife] has plenty of fine people at her
+house on an evening; perhaps too many" (one of the first houses in
+Berlin, this of my Lord Tyrcannel's, which we frequent a good deal)....
+"Madame got very well through her part of ANDROMAQUE [in those old
+play-acting times of ours]: never saw actresses with finer eyes,"--how
+should you!
+
+"As to Milord Tyrconnel, he is an Anglais of dignity,"--Irish in
+reality, and a thought blusterous. "He has a condensed (SERRE) caustic
+way of talk; and I know not what of frank which one finds in the
+English, and does not usually find in persons of his trade. French
+Tragedies played at Berlin, I myself taking part; an Englishman Envoy of
+France there: strange circumstances these, are n't they?" [To D'Argental
+this (--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxxiv. 289).] Yes, that latter especially;
+and Milord Marischal our Prussian Envoy with you! Which the English
+note, sulkily, as a weather-symptom.
+
+AT POTSDAM, BIG DEVILS OF GRENADIERS (No date).--... "But, Sire, one is
+n't always perched on the summit of Parnassus; one is a man. There are
+sicknesses about; I did not bring an athlete's health to these parts;
+and the scorbutic humor which is eating my life renders me truly, of
+all that are sick, the sickest. I am absolutely alone from morning till
+night. My one solace is the necessary pleasure of taking the air, I
+bethink me of walking, and clearing my head a little, in your Gardens at
+Potsdam. I fancy it is a permitted thing; I present myself, musing;--I
+find huge devils of Grenadiers, who clap bayonets in my belly, who
+cry FURT, SACRAMENT, and DER KONIG [OFF, SACKERMENT, THE KING, quite
+tolerably spelt]! And I take to my heels, as Austrians and Saxons would
+do before them. Have you ever read, that in Titus's or Marcus-Aurelius's
+Gardens, a poor devil of a Gaulish Poet"--In short, it shall be mended.
+[--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 273.]
+
+HAVE BEEN LAYING IT ON TOO THICK (No date; IN VERSE).--"Marcus Aurelius
+was wont to"--(Well, we know who that is: What of Marcus, then?)--"A
+certain lover of his glory [STILL IN VERSE] spoke once, at Supper, of
+a magnanimity of Marcus's;--at which Marcus [flattery too thick] rather
+gloomed, and sat quite silent,--which was another fine saying of his
+[ENDS VERSE, STARTS PROSE]:--
+
+"Pardon, Sire, some hearts that are full of you! To justify myself, I
+dare supplicate your Majesty to give one glance at this Letter (lines
+pencil-marked), which has just come from M. de Chauvelin, Nephew of the
+famous GARDE-DES-SCEAUX. Your Majesty cannot gloom at him, writing these
+from the fulness of his heart; nor at me, who"--Pooh; no, then! Perhaps
+do you a NICHE again,--poor restless fellow! [Ib. 280.]
+
+POTSDAM PALACE (No date): SIRE, NZAY I CHANGE MY ROOM?... "I ascend
+to your antechambers, to find some one by whom I may ask permission to
+speak with you. I find nobody: I have to return:" and what I wanted was
+this, "your protection for my SIECLE DE LOUIS QUATORZE, which I am about
+to print in Berlin." Surely,--but also this:--
+
+"I am unwell, I am a sick man born. And withal I am obliged to work,
+almost as much as your Majesty. I pass the whole day alone. If you would
+permit that I might shift to the Apartment next the one I have,--to
+that where General Bredow slept last winter,--I should work more
+commodiously. My Secretary (Collini) and I could work together there. I
+should have a little more sun, which is a great point for me.--Only the
+whim of a sick man, perhaps! Well, even so, your Majesty will have pity
+on it. You promised to make me happy." [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii.
+277.]
+
+I SUSPECT THAT I AM SUSPECTED (No date).--"Sire, if I am not brief,
+forgive me. Yesterday the faithful D'Arget told me with sorrow that in
+Paris people were talking of your Poem." Horrible; but, O Sire,--me?--"I
+showed him the eighteen Letters that I received yesterday. They are from
+Cadiz," all about Finance, no blabbing there! "Permit me to send you now
+the last six from my Niece, numbered by her own hand [no forgery, no
+suppression]; deign to cast your eyes on the places I have underlined,
+where she speaks of your Majesty, of D'Argens, of Potsdam, of D'Ammon"
+(to whom she can't be Phyllis, innocent being)!-MON CHER VOLTAIRE, must
+I again do some NICHE upon you, then? Tie some tin-canister to your
+too-sensitive tail? What an element you inhabit within that poor skin of
+yours! [Ib. 269.]
+
+MAJESTY INVITES US TO A LITERARY CHRISTENING, POTSDAM (No date. These
+"Six Twins" are the "ART DE LA GUERRE," in Six Chants; part of that
+revised Edition which is getting printed "AU DONJON DU CHATEAU;" time
+must be, well on in 1751). Friedrich writes to Voltaire:--
+
+"I have just been brought to bed of Six Twins; which require to be
+baptized, in the name of Apollo, in the waters of Hippocrene. LA
+HENRIADE is requested to become godmother: you will have the goodness
+to bring her, this evening at five, to the Father's Apartment. D'Arget
+LUCINA will be there; and the Imagination of MAN-A-MACHINE will hold the
+poor infants over the Font." [Ib. 266.]
+
+DEIGN TO SAY IF I HAVE OFFENDED.--... "As they write to me from Paris
+that I am in disgrace with you, I dare to beg very earnestly that you
+will deign to say if I have displeased in anything! May go wrong by
+ignorance or from over-zeal; but with my heart never! I live in the
+profoundest retreat; giving to study my whole"--"Your assurances once
+vouchsafed [famous Document of August 23d]. I write only to my Niece.
+I" (a page more of this)--have my sorrows and merits, and absolutely
+no silence at all! [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 289.] "In the gift of
+Speech he is the most brilliant of mankind," said Smelfungus; but in the
+gift of Silence what a deficiency! Friedrich will have to do that for
+Two, it would seem.
+
+BERLIN, 28th DECEMBER, 1751: LOUIS QUATORZE; AND DEATH OF
+ROTHENBURG.--"Our LOUIS QUATORZE is out. But, Heavens, see, your
+Majesty: a Pirate Printer, at Frankfurt-on-Oder, has been going on
+parallel with us, all the while; and here is his foul blotch of an
+Edition on sale, too! Bielfeld," fantastic fellow, "had proof-sheets;
+Bielfeld sent them to a Professor there, though I don't blame Bielfeld:
+result too evident. Protect me, your Majesty; Order all wagons,
+especially wagons for Leipzig, to be stopped, to be searched, and the
+Books thrown out,--it costs you but a word!"
+
+Quite a simple thing: "All Prussia to the rescue!" thinks an ardent
+Proprietor of these Proof-sheets. But then, next day, hears that
+Rothenburg is dead. That the silent Rothenburg lay dying, while the
+vocal Voltaire was writing these fooleries, to a King sunk in grief.
+"Repent, be sorry, be ashamed!" he says to himself; and does instantly
+try;--but with little success; Frankfurt-on-Oder, with its Bielfeld
+proof-sheets, still jangling along, contemptibly audible, for some time.
+[Ib. 285-287.] And afterwards, from Frankfurt-on-Mayn new sorrow rises
+on LOUIS QUATORZE, as will be seen.--Friedrich's grief for Rothenburg
+was deep and severe; "he had visited him that last night," say the
+Books; "and quitted his bedside, silent, and all in tears." It is mainly
+what of Biography the silent Rothenburg now has.
+
+From the current Narratives, as they are called, readers will recollect,
+out of this Voltaire Period, two small particles of Event amid such an
+ocean of noisy froth,--two and hardly more: that of the "Orange-Skin,"
+and that of the "Dirty Linen." Let us put these two on their basis; and
+pass on:--
+
+THE ORANGE-SKIN (Potsdam, 2d September, 1751, to Niece Denis)--Good
+Heavens, MON ENFANT, what is this I hear (through the great
+Dionysius' Ear I maintain, at such expense to myself)!... "La Mettrie,
+a man of no consequence, who talks familiarly with the King after their
+reading; and with me too, now and then: La Mettrie swore to me, that,
+speaking to the King, one of those days, of my supposed favor, and the
+bit of jealousy it excites, the King answered him: "I shall want him
+still about a year:--you squeeze the orange, you throw away the skin (ON
+EN JETTE LECORCE)!'" Here is a pretty bit of babble (lie, most likely,
+and bit of mischievous fun) from Dr. Joyous. "It cannot be true, No!
+And yet--and yet--?" Words cannot express the agonizing doubts, the
+questionings, occasionally the horror of Voltaire: poor sick soul,
+keeping a Dionysius'-Ear to boot! This blurt of La Mettrie's goes
+through him like a shot of electricity through an elderly sick
+Household-Cat; and he speaks of it again and ever again,--though we will
+not farther.
+
+DIRTY LINEN (Potsdam, 24th July, 1752, To Niece Denis).--... "Maupertuis
+has discreetly set the rumor going, that I found the King's Works very
+bad; that I said to some one, on Verses from the King coming in,
+'Will he never tire, then, of sending me his dirty linen to wash?' You
+obliging Maupertuis!"
+
+Rumor says, it was General Mannstein, once Aide-de-Camp in Russia,
+who had come to have his WORK ON RUSSIA revised (excellent Work, often
+quoted by us [Did get out at last,--in England, through Lord Marischal
+and David Hume: see PREFACE to it (London, 1760).]), when the
+unfortunate Royal Verses came. Perhaps M. de Voltaire did say it:--why
+not, had it only been prudent? He really likes those Verses much more
+than I; but knows well enough, SUB ROSA, what kind of Verses they
+are. This also is a horrible suspicion; that the King should hear of
+this,--as doubtless the King did, though without going delirious upon
+it at all. ["To Niece Denis," dates as above (--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxiv. 408, lxxv. 17).] Thank YOU, my Perpetual President,
+not the less!--
+
+OF MAUPERTUIS, IN SUCCESSIVE PHASES.--... "Maupertuis is not of very
+engaging ways; he takes my dimensions harshly with his quadrant: it is
+said there enters something of envy into his DATA. ... A somewhat surly
+gentleman; not too sociable; and, truth to say, considerably sunk here
+[ASSEZ BAISSE, my D'Argental].
+
+... "I endure Maupertuis, not having been able to soften him. In all
+countries there are insociable fellows, with whom you are obliged to
+live, though it is difficult. He has never forgiven me for"--omitting to
+cite him, &c.--At Paris he had got the Academy of Sciences into trouble,
+and himself into general dislike (DETESTER); then came this Berlin
+offer. "Old Fleuri, when Maupertuis called to take leave, repeated that
+verse of Virgil, NEC TIBI REGNANDI VENIAT TAM DIRA CUPIDO. Fleuri might
+have whispered as much to himself: but he was a mild sovereign lord, and
+reigned in a gentle polite manner. I swear to you, Maupertuis does not,
+in his shop [the Academy here]--where, God be thanked, I never go.
+
+"He has printed a little Pamphlet on Happiness (SUR LE BONHEUR); it
+is very dry and miserable. Reminds you of Advertisements for things
+lost,--so poor a chance of finding them again. Happiness is not what
+he gives to those who read him, to those who live with him; he is not
+himself happy, and would be sorry that others were [to Niece Denis
+this].
+
+... "A very sweet life here, Madame [Madame d'Argental, an outside
+party]: it would have been more so, if Maupertuis had liked. The wish
+to please, is no part of his geometrical studies; the problem of
+being agreeable to live with, is not one he has solved." [--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxiv. 330, 504 (4th May, 1751, and 14th March, 1752), to the
+D'Argentals; to Niece Denis (6th November, 1750, and 24th August, 1751),
+lxxiv. 250, 385.]--Add this Anecdote, which is probably D'Arget's, and
+worth credit:--
+
+"Voltaire had dinner-party, Maupertuis one of them; party still in the
+drawing-room, dinner just coming up. 'President, your Book, SUR LE
+BONHEUR, has given me pleasure,' said Voltaire, politely [very politely,
+considering what we have just read]; given me pleasure,--a few
+obscurities excepted, of which we will talk together some evening.'
+'Obscurities?' said Maupertuis, in a gloomy arbitrary tone: 'There may
+be such for you, Monsieur!' Voltaire laid his hand on the President's
+shoulder [yellow wig near by], looked at him in silence, with
+many-twinkling glance, gayety the topmost expression, but by no means
+the sole one: 'President, I esteem you, JE VOUS ESTIME, MON PRESIDENT:
+you are brave; you want war: we will have it. But, in the mean while,
+let us eat the King's roast meat.'" [Duvernet (2d FORM of him, always,
+p. 176.]
+
+Friedrich's Answers to these Voltaire Letters, if he wrote any, are all
+gone. Probably he answered almost nothing; what we have of his relates
+always to specific business, receipt of LOUIS QUATORZE, and the like;
+and is always in friendly tone. Handsomely keeping Silence for Two! Here
+is a snatch from him, on neutral figures and movements of the time:--
+
+FRIEDRICH TO WIILHELMINA (November 17th, 1751).--"I think the Margraf of
+Anspach will not have stayed long with you. He is not made to taste the
+sweets of society: his passion for hunting, and the tippling life he
+leads this long time, throw him out when he comes among reasonable
+persons.... "I expect my Sister of Brunswick, with the Duke and their
+eldest Girl, the 4th of next month,"--to Carnival here. "It is seven
+years since the Queen (our Mamma) has seen her. She holds a small
+Board of Wit at Brunswick; of which your Doctor [Doctor Superville,
+Dutch-French, whose perennial merit now is, That he did not burn
+Wilhelmina's MEMOIRS, but left them safe to posterity, for long
+centuries],--of which your Doctor is the director and oracle. You would
+burst outright into laughing when she speaks of those matters. Her
+natural vivacity and haste has not left her time to get to the bottom of
+anything; she skips continually from one subject to the other, and
+gives twenty decisions in a minute." [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxvii. i.
+202:--On Superville, see Preuss's Note, ib. 56.]
+
+About a month before Rothenburg's death, which was so tragical to
+Friedrich, there had fallen out, with a hideous dash of farce in it, the
+death of La Mettrie. Here are Two Accounts, by different hands,--which
+represent to us an immensity of babble in the then Voltaire circle.
+
+LA METTRIE DIES.--Two Accounts: 1. King Friedrich's: to Wilhelmina.
+"21st November, 1751.... We have lost poor La Mettrie. He died for a
+piece of fun: ate, out of banter, a whole pheasant-pie; had a horrible
+indigestion; took it into his head to have blood let, and convince the
+German Doctors that bleeding was good in indigestion. But it succeeded
+ill with him: he took a violent fever, which passed into putrid; and
+carried him off. He is regretted by all that knew him. He was gay; BON
+DIABLE, good Doctor, and very bad Author: by avoiding to read his Books,
+one could manage to be well content with himself." [Ib. xxvii. i. 203.]
+
+2. Voltaire's: to Niece Denis (NOT his first to her): Potsdam, 24th
+December, 1751.... "No end to my astonishment. Milord Tyrconnel," always
+ailing (died here himself), "sends to ask La Mettrie to come and see
+him, to cure him or amuse him. The King grudges to part with his Reader,
+who makes him laugh. La Mettrie sets out; arrives at his Patient's just
+when Madame Tyrconnel is sitting down to table: he eats and drinks,
+talks and laughs more than all the guests; when he has got crammed (EN A
+JUSQU'AU MENTON), they bring him a pie, of eagle disguised as pheasant,
+which had arrived from the North, plenty of bad lard, pork-hash and
+ginger in it; my gentleman eats the whole pie, and dies next day at Lord
+Tyrconnel's, assisted by two Doctors," Cothenius and Lieberkuhn, "whom
+he used to mock at.... How I should have liked to ask him, at
+the article of death, about that Orange-skin!" [--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxiv. 439, 450.]
+
+Add this trait too, from authentic Nicolai, to complete the matter: "An
+Irish Priest, Father Macmahon, Tyrconnel's Chaplain [more power to him],
+wanted to convert La Mettrie: he pushed into the sick-room;--encouraged
+by some who wished to make La Mettrie contemptible to Friedrich [the
+charitable souls]. La Mettrie would have nothing to do with this Priest
+and his talk; who, however, still sat and waited. La Mettrie, in
+a twinge of agony, cried out, 'JESUS MARIE!' 'AH, VOUS VOILA ENFIN
+RETOURNE A CES NOMS CONSOLATEURS!' exclaimed the Irishman. To which La
+Mettrie answered (in polite language, to the effect), 'Bother you!' and
+expired a few minutes after." [Nicolai,--Anekdoten,--i. 20 n.]
+
+Enough of this poor madcap. Friedrich's ELOGE of him, read to the
+Academy some time after, it was generally thought (and with great
+justice), might as well have been spared. The Piece has nothing noisy,
+nothing untrue; but what has it of importance? And surely the subject
+was questionable, or more. La Mettrie might have done without Eulogy
+from a King of men.
+
+... "He had been used to put himself at once on the most familiar
+footing with the King [says Thiebault, UNbelievable]. Entered the King's
+apartment as he would that of a friend; plunged down whenever he liked,
+which was often, and lay upon the sofas; if it was warm, took off
+his stock, unbuttoned his waistcoat, flung his periwig on the
+floor;" [Thiebault, v. 405 (calls him "La Metherie;" knows, as usual,
+nothing).]--highly probable, thinks stupid Thiebault!
+
+"The truth is," says Nicolai, "the King put no real value on La Mettrie.
+He considered him as a merry-andrew fellow, who might amuse you, when
+half seas-over (ENTRE DEUX VINS). De la Mettrie showed himself unworthy
+of any favor he had. Not only did he babble, and repeat about Town what
+he heard at the King's table; but he told everything in a false way,
+and with malicious twists and additions. This he especially did at Lord
+Tyrconnel, the then French Ambassador's table, where at last he died."
+[Nicolai,--Anekdoten,--i. 20.] But could not take the ORANGE-SKIN along
+with him; alas, no!--
+
+On the whole, be not too severe on poor Voltaire! He is very fidgety,
+noisy; something of a pickthank, of a wheedler; but, above all, he
+is scorbutic, dyspeptic; hag-ridden, as soul seldom was; and (in his
+oblique way) APPEALS to Friedrich and us,--not in vain. And, in
+short, we perceive, after the First Act of the Piece, beginning in
+preternatural radiances, ending in whirlwinds of flaming soot, he has
+been getting on with his Second Act better than could be expected.
+Gyrating again among the bright planets, circum-jovial moons, in
+the Court Firmament; is again in favor, and might--Alas, he had his
+FELLOW-moons, his Maupertuis above all! Incurable that Maupertuis
+misery; gets worse and worse, steadily from the first day. No smallest
+entity that intervenes, not even a wandering La Beaumelle with his Book
+of PENSEES, but is capable of worsening it. Take this of Smelfungus;
+this Pair of Cabinet Sketches,--"hasty outlines; extant chiefly," he
+declares, "by Voltaire's blame:"--
+
+LA BEAUMELLE.--"Voltaire has a fatal talent of getting into I quarrels
+with insignificant accidental people; and instead of silently, with
+cautious finger, disengaging any bramble that catches to him, and
+thankfully passing on, attacks it indignantly with potent steel
+implements, wood-axes, war-axes; brandishing and hewing;--till he
+has stirred up a whole wilderness of bramble-bush, and is himself
+bramble-chips all over. M. Angliviel de la Beaumelle, for example,
+was nothing but a bramble: some conceited Licentiate of Theology,
+who, finding the Presbytery of Geneva too narrow a field, had gone to
+Copenhagen, as Professor of Rhetoric or some such thing; and, finding
+that field also too narrow, and not to be widened by attempts at
+Literature, MES PENSEES and the like, in such barbarous Country",--had
+now [end of 1751] come to Berlin; and has Presentation copies of MES
+PENSEES, OU LE QU'EN DIRA-T-ON, flying right and left, in hopes of doing
+better there. Of these PENSEES (Thoughts so called) I will give but
+one specimen" (another, that of "King Friedrich a common man,"
+being carefully suppressed in the Berlin Copies, of La Beaumelle's
+distributing):--
+
+"There have been greater Poets than Voltaire; there was never any so
+well recompensed: and why? Because Taste (GOUT, inclination) sets no
+limits to its recompenses. The King of Prussia overloads men of talent
+with his benefits for precisely the reasons which induce a little German
+Prince to overload with benefits a buffoon or a dwarf." [--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--xxvii. 220 n.] Could there be a phenomenon more indisputably
+of bramble nature?
+
+"He had no success at Berlin, in spite of his merits; could not come
+near the King at all; but assiduously frequented Maupertuis, the
+flower of human thinkers in that era,--who was very humane to him in
+consequence. 'How is it, O flower of human thinkers, that I cannot get
+on with his Majesty, or make the least way?' (HELAS, MONSIEUR, you have
+enemies!' answered he of the red wig; and told La Beaumelle (hear it, ye
+Heavens), That M. de Voltaire had called his Majesty's attention to
+the PENSEE given above, one evening at Supper Royal; 'heard it myself,
+Monsieur--husht!' Upon which--
+
+"'Upon which, see, paltry La Beaumelle has become my enemy for life!'
+shrieks Voltaire many times afterwards: 'And it was false, I declare
+to Heaven, and again declare; it was not I, it was D'Argens quizzing
+me about it, that called his Majesty's attention to that PENSEE of
+Blockhead La Beaumelle,--you treacherous Perpetual President, stirring
+up enemies against me, and betraying secrets of the King's table.'
+Sorrow on your red wig, and you!--It is certain La Beaumelle, soon after
+this, left Berlin: not in love with Voltaire. And there soon appeared,
+at Franfurt-on-Mayn, a Pirate Edition of our brand-new SIECLE DE LOUIS
+QUATORZE (with Annotations scurrilous and flimsy);--La Beaumelle the
+professed Perpetrator; 'who received for the job 7 pounds 10s. net!'
+[Ib. xx.] asseverates the well-informed Voltaire. Oh, M. de Voltaire,
+and why not leave it to him, then? Poor devil, he got put into the
+Bastille too, by and by; Royal Persons being touched by some of his
+stupid foot-notes.
+
+"La Beaumelle had a long course of it, up and down the world, in and
+out of the Bastille; writing much, with inconsiderable recompense, and
+always in a wooden manure worthy of his First vocation in the Geneva
+time. 'A man of pleasing physiognomy,' says Formey, 'and expressed
+himself well. I received his visit 14th January, 1752,'--to which latter
+small circumstance (welcome as a fixed date to us here) La Beaumelle's
+Biography is now pretty much reduced for mankind. [Formey, ii. 221.] He
+continued Maupertuis's adorer: and was not a bad creature, only a dull
+wooden one, with obstinate temper. A LIFE OF MAUPERTUIS of his writing
+was sent forth lately, [--Vie de Maupertuis--(cited above), Paris,
+1866.] after lying hidden a hundred years: but it is dull, dead,
+painfully ligneous, like all the rest; and of new or of pleasant tells
+us nothing.
+
+"His enmity to M. de Voltaire did prove perpetual:--a bramble that might
+have been dealt with by fingers, or by fingers and scissors, but could
+not by axes, and their hewing and brandishing. 'This is the ninety-fifth
+anonymous Calumny of La Beaumelle's, this that you have sent me!' says
+Voltaire once. The first stroke or two had torn the bramble quite
+on end: 'He says he will pursue you to Hell even,' writes one of the
+Voltaire kind friends from Frankfurt, on that 7 pounds 10s. business. 'A
+L'ENFER?' answers M. de Voltaire, with a toss: 'Well, I should think so,
+he, and at a good rate of speed. But whether he will find me there, must
+be a question!' If you want to have an insignificant accidental fellow
+trouble you all your days, this is the way of handling him when he first
+catches hold."
+
+ABBE DE PRADES.--"De Prades, 'Abbe de Prades, Reader to the King,'
+though happily not an enemy of Voltaire's, is in some sort La
+Beaumelle's counterpart, or brother with a difference; concerning
+whom also, one wants only to know the exact date of his arrival. As La
+Beaumelle felt too strait-tied in the Geneva vestures (where it had
+been good for him to adjust himself, and stay); so did De Prades in
+the Sorbonne ditto,--and burst out, on taking Orders, not into eloquent
+Preachings or edifying Devotional Exercises; but into loud blurts of
+mere heresy and heterodoxy. Blurts which were very loud, and I believe
+very stupid; which failed of being sublime even to the Philosophic
+world; and kindled the Sorbonne into burning his Book, and almost
+burning himself, had not he at once run for it.
+
+"Ran to Holland, and there continued blurting more at large,--decidedly
+stupid for most part, thinks Voltaire, 'but with glorious Passages,
+worth your Majesty's attention;'--upon which, D'Alembert too helping,
+poor De Prades was invited to the Readership, vacant by La Mettrie's
+eagle-pie; and came gladly, and stayed. At what date? one occasionally
+asks: for there are Royal Letters, dateless, but written in his hand,
+that raise such question in the utter dimness otherwise. Date is
+'September, 1752.' [Preuss, i. 368; ii. 115.] Farther question one does
+not ask about De Prades. Rather an emphatic intrusive kind of fellow,
+I should guess;--wrote, he, not Friedrich, that ABRIDGMENT OF PLEURY'S
+ECCLESIASTICAL HISTORY, and other the like dreary Pieces, which used to
+be inflicted on mankind as Friedrich's.
+
+"For the rest, having place and small pension,--not, like La Beaumelle,
+obliged to pirate and annotate for 7 pounds 10s.--he went on steadily, a
+good while; got a Canonry of Glogau [small Catholic benefice, bad if
+it was not better than its now occupant];--and unluckily, in the
+Seven-Years-War time, fell into treasonous Correspondence with his
+countrymen; which it was feared might be fatal, when found out. But no,
+not fatal. Friedrich did lock him in Magdeburg for some months; then let
+him out: 'Home to Glogau, sirrah; stick to your Canonry henceforth, and
+let us hear no more of you at all!' Which shall be his fate in these
+pages also."
+
+Good, my friend; no more of him, then! Only recollect "September, 1752,"
+if dateless Royal Letters in De Prades's hand turn up.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter X. DEMON NEWSWRITER, OF 1752.
+
+It must be owned, the King's French Colony of Wits were a sorry set of
+people. They tempt one to ask, What is the good of wit, then, if this
+be it? Here are people sparkling with wit, and have not understanding
+enough to discern what lies under their nose. Cannot live wisely with
+anybody, least of all with one another.
+
+In fact, it is tragic to think how ill this King succeeded in the matter
+of gathering friends. With the whole world to choose from, one fancies
+always he might have done better! But no, he could not;--and chiefly for
+this reason: His love of Wisdom was nothing like deep enough, reverent
+enough; and his love of ESPRIT (the mere Garment or Phantasm of Wisdom)
+was too deep. Friends do not drop into one's mouth. One must know how
+to choose friends; and that of ESPRIT, though a pretty thing, is by
+no means the one requisite, if indeed it be a requisite at all. This
+present Wit Colony was the best that Friedrich ever had; and we may all
+see how good it was. He took, at last more and more, into bantering his
+Table-Companions (which I do not wonder at), as the chief good he could
+get of them. And had, as we said, especially in his later time, in the
+manner of Dublin Hackney-Coachmen, established upon each animal its
+RAW; and makes it skip amazingly at touch of the whip. "Cruel mortal!"
+thought his cattle:--but, after all, how could he well help it, with
+such a set?
+
+Native Literary Men, German or Swiss, there also were about Friedrich's
+Court: of them happily he did not require ESPRIT; but put them into his
+Academy; or employed them in practical functions, where honesty and
+good sense were the qualities needed. Worthy men, several of these;
+but unmemorable nearly all. We will mention Sulzer alone,--and not for
+THEORIES and PHILOSOPHIES OF THE FINE ARTS [--Allgemeine Theorie der
+Schonen Kunste,--3 vols.; &c. &c.] (which then had their multitudes of
+readers); but for a Speech of Friedrich's to him once, which has
+often been repeated. Sulzer has a fine rugged wholesome Swiss-German
+physiognomy, both of face and mind; and got his admirations, as the
+Berlin HUGH BLAIR that then was: a Sulzer whom Friedrich always rather
+liked.
+
+Friedrich had made him School Inspector; loved to talk a little with
+him, about business, were it nothing else. "Well, Monsieur Sulzer, how
+are your Schools getting on?" asked the King one day,--long after this,
+but nobody will tell me exactly when, though the fact is certain enough:
+"How goes our Education business?" "Surely not ill, your Majesty; and
+much better in late years," answered Sulzer.--"In late years: why?"
+"Well, your Majesty, in former time, the notion being that mankind were
+naturally inclined to evil, a system of severity prevailed in schools:
+but now, when we recognize that the inborn inclination of men is
+rather to good than to evil, schoolmasters have adopted a more generous
+procedure."--"Inclination rather to good?" said Friedrich, shaking his
+old head, with a sad smile: "Alas, dear Sulzer, ACH MEIN LIEBER SULZER,
+I see you don't know that damned race of creatures (ER KENNT NICHT DIESE
+VERDAMMTE RACE) as I do!" [Nicolai, iii. 274;--the thing appears to
+have been said in French ("JE VOIS BIEN, MON CHER SULZER, QUE VOUS
+NE CONNAISSEZ PAS, COMME MOI, CETTE RACE MAUDITE A LAQUELLE NOUS
+APPARTENONS"); but the German form is irresistibly attractive, and is
+now heard proverbially from time to time in certain mouths.] Here is
+a speech for you!"Pardon the King, who was himself so beneficent and
+excellent a King!" cry several Editors of the rose-pink type. This
+present Editor, for his share, will at once forgive; but how can he ever
+forget!--
+
+"Perhaps I mistake," owns Voltaire, in his Pasquinade of a VIE PRIVEE,
+"but it seems to me, at these Suppers there was a great deal of ESPRIT
+(real wit and brilliancy) going. The King had it, and made others have;
+and, what is extraordinary, I never felt myself so free at any table."
+"Conversation most pleasant," testifies another, "most instructive,
+animated; not to be matched, I should guess, elsewhere in the world."
+[Bielfeld, LETTERS; Voltaire, Vie Privee.] Very sprightly indeed: and a
+fund of good sense, a basis of practicality and fact, necessary to be
+in it withal; though otherwise it can foam over (if some La Mettrie be
+there, and a good deal of wine in him) to very great heights.
+
+
+
+
+A DEMON NEWSWRITER GIVES AN "IDEA" OF FRIEDRICH; INTELLIGIBLE TO THE
+KNOWING CLASSES IN ENGLAND AND ELSEWHERE.
+
+Practically, I can add only, That these Suppers of the gods begin
+commonly at half-past eight ("Concert just over"); and last till towards
+midnight,--not later conveniently, as the King must be up at five (in
+Summer-time at four), and "needs between five and six hours of sleep."
+Or would the reader care to consult a Piece expressly treating on all
+these points; kind of MANUSCRIPT NEWSPAPER, fallen into my hands,
+which seems to have had a widish circulation in its day. ["IDEE DE LA
+PERSONNE, DE LA MANIERE DE VIVRE, ET DE LA COUR DU ROI DE PRUSSE: juin,
+1752." In the--Robinson Papers--(one Copy) now in the British Museum.]
+I have met with Two Copies of it, in this Country: one of them, to
+appearance, once the property of George Selwyn. The other is among the
+Robinson Papers: doubtless very luculent to Robinson, who is now home
+in England, but remembers many a thing. Judging from various symptoms,
+I could guess this MS. to have been much about, in the English
+Aristocratic Circles of that time; and to have, in some measure, given
+said Circles their "Idea" (as they were pleased to reckon it) of that
+wonderful and questionable King:--highly distracted "Idea;" which, in
+diluted form, is still the staple English one.
+
+By the label, DEMON NEWSWRITER, it is not meant that the Author of
+this poor Paper was an actual Devil, or infernal Spiritual Essence of
+miraculous spectral nature. By no means! Beyond doubt, he is some poor
+Frenchman, more or less definable as flesh-and-blood; gesturing about,
+visibly, at Berlin in 1752; in cocked-hat and bright shoe-buckles;
+grinning elaborate salutations to certain of his fellow-creatures there.
+Possibly some hungry ATTACHE of Milord Tyrconnel's Legation; fatally
+shut out from the beatitudes of this barbarous Court, and willing to
+seek solacement, and turn a dishonest penny, in the PER-CONTRA course?
+Who he is, we need not know or care: too evident, he has the sad quality
+of transmuting, in his dirty organs, heavenly Brilliancy, more or less,
+into infernal Darkness and Hatefulness; which I reckon to have been, at
+all times, the principal function of a Devil;--function still carried on
+extensively, under Firms of another title, in this world.
+
+Some snatches we will give. For, though it does not much concern a Man
+or King, seriously busy, what the idle outer world may see good to talk
+of him, his Biographers, in time subsequent, are called to notice the
+matter, as part of his Life-element, and characteristic of the world
+he had round him. Friedrich's affairs were much a wonder to his
+contemporaries. Especially his Domesticities, an item naturally obscure
+to the outer world, were wonderful; sure to be commented upon, to
+all lengths; and by the unintelligent, first of all. Of contemporary
+mankind, as we have sometimes said, nobody was more lied of:--of which,
+let this of the Demon Newswriter be example, one instead of many. The
+Demon Newswriter, deriving only from outside gossip and eavesdropping,
+is wrong very often,--in fact, he is seldom right, except on points
+which have been Officially fixed, and are within reach of an inquisitive
+Clerk of Legation. Wrong often enough, even in regard to external
+particulars, how much more as to internal;--and will need checking, as
+we go along.
+
+Demon speaks first of Friedrich's stature, 5ft. 6in. (as we know better
+than this Demon); "pretty well proportioned, not handsome, and even
+something of awkward (GAUCHE), acquired by a constrained bearing
+[head slightly off the perpendicular, acquired by his flute, say
+the better-informed]. Is of the greatest politeness. Fine tone of
+voice,--fine even in swearing, which is as common with him as with a
+grenadier," adds this Demon; not worth attending to, on such points.
+
+"Has never had a nightcap [sleeps bareheaded; in his later times, would
+sleep in his hat, which was always soft as duffel, kneaded to softness
+as its first duty, and did very well]: Never a nightcap, dressing-gown,
+or pair of slippers [TRUE]; only a kind of cloth cloak [NOT QUITE], much
+worn and very dirty, for being powdered in. The whole year round he goes
+in the uniform of his First Battalion of Guards:--blue with red facings,
+button-hole trimmings in silver, frogs at the inner end; his coat
+buttons close to the shape; waistcoat is plain yellow [straw-color]; hat
+[three-cornered] has edging of Spanish lace, white plume [horizontal,
+resting on the lace all round]: boots on his legs all his life. He
+cannot walk with shoes [pooh, you--!].
+
+"He rises daily at five:"--No, he does n't at all! In fact, we had
+better clap the lid on this Demon, ill-informed as to all these points;
+and, on such suggestion, give the real account of them, distilled from
+Preuss, and the abundant authentic sources.
+
+Preuss says (if readers could but remember him): "An Almanac lies on
+the King's Table, marking for each day what specific duties the day will
+bring. From five to six hours of sleep: in summer he rises about three,
+seldom after four; in winter perhaps an hour later. In his older time,
+seven hours' sleep came to be the stipulated quantity; and he would
+sleep occasionally eight hours or even nine, in certain medical
+predicaments. Not so in his younger years: four A.M. and five, the set
+hours then. Summer and winter, fire is lighted for him a quarter of an
+hour before. King rises; gets into his clothes: 'stockings, breeches,
+boots, he did sitting on the bed' (for one loves to be particular); the
+rest in front of the fire, in standing posture. Washing followed; more
+compendious than his Father's used to be.
+
+"Letters specifically to his address, a courier (leaving Berlin, 9
+P.M.) had brought him in the dead of night: these, on the instant of the
+King's calling 'Here!' a valet in the ante chamber brought in to him, to
+be read while his hair was being done. His uniform the King did not at
+once put on; but got into a CASAQUIN [loose article of the dressing-gown
+kind, only shorter than ours] of rich stuff, sometimes of velvet with
+precious silver embroideries. These Casaquins were commonly sky-blue
+(which color he liked), presents from his Sisters and Nieces. Letters
+being glanced over, and hair-club done, the Life-guard General-Adjutant
+hands in the Potsdam Report (all strangers that have entered Potsdam or
+left it, the principal item): this, with a Berlin Report, which had come
+with the Letters; and what of Army-Reports had arrived (Adjutant-General
+delivering these),--were now glanced over. And so, by five o'clock in
+the summer morning, by six in the winter, one sees, in the gross, what
+one's day's-work is to be; the miscellaneous STONES of it are now mostly
+here, only mortar and walling of them to be thought of. General-Adjutant
+and his affairs are first settled: on each thing a word or two, which
+the General-Adjutant (always a highly confidential Officer, a Hacke, a
+Winterfeld, or the like) pointedly takes down.
+
+"General-Adjutant gone, the King, in sky-blue casaquin [often in very
+faded condition] steps into his writing-room; walks about, reading his
+Letters more completely; drinking, first, several glasses of water; then
+coffee, perhaps three cups with or without milk [likes coffee, and
+very strong]. After coffee he takes his flute; steps about practising,
+fantasying: he has been heard to say, speaking of music and its effects
+on the soul, That during this fantasying he would get to considering
+all manner of things, with no thought of what he was playing; and that
+sometimes even the luckiest ideas about business-matters have occurred
+to him while dandling with the flute. Sauntering so, he is gradually
+breakfasting withal: will eat, intermittently, small chocolate cakes;
+and after his coffee, cherries, figs, grapes, fruits in their season
+[very fond of fruit, and has elaborate hot-houses]. So passes the early
+morning.
+
+"Between nine and ten, most of one's plan-work being got through, the
+questions of the day are settled, or laid hold of for settling. Between
+nine and ten, King takes to reading the 'Excerpts' (I suppose, of
+the more intricate or lengthier things) of Yesterday, which his three
+Cabinet Raths [Clerk Eichel and the other Two] have prepared for him.
+King summons these Three, one after the other, according to their
+Department; hands them the Letters just read, the Excerpts now decided
+on, and signifies, in a minimum of words, what the answers are to
+be,--Clerk, always in full dress, listening with both his ears, and
+pencil in hand. May have, of Answers, CABINET-ORDERS so called, perhaps
+a dozen, to be ready with before evening. ["In a certain Copy or
+Final-Register Book [Herr Preuss's Windfall, of which INFRA] entitled
+KABINETSORDENKOPIALBUCH, of One of the three Clerks, years 1746-1752,
+there are, on the average, ten CABINET-ORDERS daily, Sundays included"
+(Preuss, i. 352 n.).]
+
+"Eichel and Company dismissed, King flings off his casaquin, takes his
+regimental coat; has his hair touched off with pomade, with powder; and
+is buttoned and ready in about five minutes;--ready for Parade, which
+is at the stroke of eleven, instead of later, as it used to be in Papa's
+time. If eleven is not yet come, he will get on horseback; go sweeping
+about, oftenest with errands still, at all events in the free solitude
+of air, till Parade-time do come. The Parole [Sentry's-WORD of the
+Day] he has already given his Adjutant-General. Parole, which only the
+Adjutant and Commandant had known till now, is formally given out; and
+the troops go through their exercises, manoeuvres, under a strictness
+of criticism which never abates." "Parade he by no chance ever misses,"
+says our Demon friend.
+
+"At the stroke of twelve," continues Preuss, "dinner is served. Dinner
+threefold; that is, a second table and a third. Only two courses, dishes
+only eight, even at the King's Table, (eight also at the Marshal's or
+second Table); guests from seven to ten. Dinner plentiful and savory
+(for the King had his favorites among edibles), by no means caring to
+be splendid,--yearly expense of threefold Dinner (done accurately by
+contract) was 1,800 pounds." Linsenbarth we saw at the Third Table,
+and how he fared. "The dinner-service was of beautiful porcelain; not
+silver, still less gold, except on the grandest occasions. Every guest
+eats at discretion,--of course!--and drinks at discretion, Moselle or
+Pontac [kind of claret]; Champagne and Hungary are handed round on the
+King's signal. King himself drinks Bergerac, or other clarets, with
+water. Dinner lasts till two;--if the conversation be seductive, it has
+been known to stretch to four. The King's great passion is for talk of
+the right kind; he himself talks a great deal, tippling wine-and-water
+to the end, and keeps on a level with the rising tide.
+
+"With a bow from Majesty, dinner ends; guests gently, with a little
+saunter of talk to some of them, all vanish; and the King is in his own
+Apartment again. Generally flute-playing for about half an hour;
+till Eichel and the others come with their day's work: tray-loads of
+Cabinet-Orders, I can fancy; which are to be 'executed,' that is, to be
+glanced through, and signed. Signature for most part is all; but there
+are Marginalia and Postscripts, too, in great number, often of a spicy
+biting character; which, in our time, are in request among the curious."
+Herr Preuss, who has right to speak, declares that the spice of mockery
+has been exaggerated; and that serious sense is always the aim both of
+Document and of Signer. Preuss had a windfall; 12,000 of these
+Pieces, or more, in a lump, in the way of gift; which fell on him like
+manna,--and led, it is said, to those Friedrich studies, extensive
+faithful quarryings in that vast wilderness of sliding shingle and
+chaotic boulders.
+
+"Coffee follows this despatch of Eichel and Consorts; the day now one's
+own." Scandalous rumors, prose and verse, connect themselves with this
+particular epoch of the day; which appear to be wholly LIES. Of which
+presently. "In this after-dinner period fall the literary labors,"
+says Preuss:--a facile pen, this King's; only two hours of an afternoon
+allowed it, instead of all day and the top of the morning. "About six,
+or earlier even, came the Reader [La Mettrie or another], came artists,
+came learned talk. At seven is Concert, which lasts for an
+hour; half-past eight is Supper." [Preuss, i. 344-347 (and, with
+intermittencies, pp. 356, 361, 363 &c. to 376), abridged.]
+
+Demon Newswriter says, of the Concert: "It is mostly of
+wind-instruments," King himself often taking part with his flute;
+"performers the best in Europe. He has three"--what shall we call them?
+of male gender,--"a counter-alt, and Mamsell Astrua, an Italian; they
+are unique voices. He cannot bear mediocrity. It is but seldom he has
+any singing here. To be admitted, needs the most intimate favor; now and
+then some young Lord, of distinction, if he meet with such." Concert,
+very well;--but let us now, suppressing any little abhorrences, hear him
+on another subject:--
+
+"Dinner lasts one hour [says our Demon, no better informed]: upon which
+the King returns to his Apartment with bows. It pretty often happens
+that he takes with him one of his young fellows. These are all handsome,
+like a picture (FAITS A PEINDRE), and of the beautifulest face,"--adds
+he, still worse informed; poisonous malice mixing itself, this time,
+with the human darkness, and reducing it to diabolic. This Demon's
+Paper abounds with similar allusions; as do the more desperate sort of
+Voltaire utterances,--VIE PRIVEE treating it as known fact; Letters to
+Denis in occasional paroxysms, as rumor of detestable nature, probably
+true of one who is so detestable, at least so formidable, to a guilty
+sinner his Guest. Others, not to be called diabolical, as Herr Dr.
+Busching, for example, speak of it as a thing credible; as good as
+known to the well-informed. And, beyond the least question, there did a
+thrice-abominable rumor of that kind run, whispering audibly, over
+all the world; and gain belief from those who had appetite. A most
+melancholy business. Solacing to human envy;--explaining also, to the
+dark human intellect, why this King had commonly no Women at his Court.
+A most melancholy portion of my raw-material, this; concerning which,
+since one must speak of it, here is what little I have to say:--
+
+1. That proof of the NEGATIVE, in this or in any such case, is by the
+nature of it impossible. That it is indisputable Friedrich did not now
+live with his Wife, nor seem to concern himself with the empire of
+women at all; having, except now and then his Sisters and some Foreign
+Princess on short visit, no women in his Court; and though a great judge
+of Female merits, graces and accomplishments, seems to worship women
+in that remote way alone, and not in any nearer. Which occasioned great
+astonishment in a world used so much to the contrary. And gave rise to
+many conjectures among the idle of mankind, "What, on Earth, or under
+Earth, can be the meaning of it?"--and among others, to the above
+scandalous rumor, as some solacement to human malice and impertinent
+curiosity.
+
+2. That an opposite rumor--which would indeed have been pretty fatal
+to this one, but perhaps still more disgraceful in the eyes of a Demon
+Newswriter--was equally current; and was much elaborated by the curious
+impertinent. Till Nicolai got hold of it, in Herr Dr. Zimmermann's
+responsible hands; and conclusively knocked it on the head. [See
+Zimmermann's--Fragmente,--and Nicolai patiently pounding it to powder
+(whoever is curious on this disgusting subject).]
+
+3". That, for me, proof in the affirmative, or probable indication that
+way, has not anywhere turned up. Nowhere for me, in these extensive
+minings and siftings. Not the least of probable indication; but
+contrariwise, here and there, rather definite indications pointing
+directly the opposite way. [For example ("CORRESPONDENCE WITH
+FREDERSDORF"),--OEuvres,--xxvii. iii. 145.] Friedrich, in his own
+utterances and occasional rhymes, is abundantly cynical; now and then
+rises to a kind of epic cynicism, on this very matter. But at no time
+can the painful critic call it cynicism as of OTHER than an observer;
+always a kind of vinegar cleanness in it, EXCEPT in theory. Cynicism
+of an impartial observer in a dirty element; observer epically sensible
+(when provoked to it) of the brutal contemptibilities which lie in Human
+Life, alongside of its big struttings and pretensions. In Friedrich's
+utterances there is that kind of cynicism undeniable;--and yet he had
+a modesty almost female in regard to his own person; "no servant
+having ever seen him in an exposed state." [Preuss, i. 376.] Which
+had considerably strengthened rumor No. 2. O ye poor impious
+Long-eared,--Long-eared I will call you, instead of Two-horned and with
+only One hoof cloven! Among the tragical platitudes of Human Nature,
+nothing so fills a considering brother mortal with sorrow and despair,
+as this innate tendency of the common crowd in regard to its Great Men,
+whensoever, or almost whensoever, the Heavens do, at long intervals,
+vouchsafe us, as their all-including blessing, anything of such!
+Practical "BLASPHEMY," is it not, if you reflect? Strangely possible
+that sin, even now. And ought to be religiously abhorred by every soul
+that has the least piety or nobleness. Act not the mutinous flunky, my
+friend; though there be great wages going in that line.
+
+4. That in these circumstances, and taking into view the otherwise known
+qualities of this high Fellow-Creature, the present Editor does not,
+for his own share, value the rumor at a pin's fee. And leaves it, and
+recommends his readers to leave it, hanging by its own head, in the sad
+subterranean regions,--till (probably not for a long while yet) it drop
+to a far Deeper and dolefuler Region, out of our way altogether.
+
+"Lamentable, yes," comments Diogenes; "and especially so, that the idle
+public has a hankering for such things! But are there no obscene details
+at all, then? grumbles the disappointed idle public to itself, something
+of reproach in its tone. A public idle-minded; much depraved in every
+way. Thus, too, you will observe of dogs: two dogs, at meeting, run,
+first of all, to the shameful parts of the constitution; institute a
+strict examination, more or less satisfactory, in that department. That
+once settled, their interest in ulterior matters seems pretty much
+to die away, and they are ready to part again, as from a problem
+done."--Enough, oh, enough!
+
+Practically we are getting no good of our Demon;--and will dismiss him,
+after a taste or two more.
+
+This Demon Newswriter has, evidently, never been to Potsdam; which
+he figures as the abode of horrid cruelty, a kind of Tartarus on
+Earth;--where there is a dreadful scarcity of women, for one item;
+lamentable to one's moral feelings. Scarcity nothing like so great, even
+among the soldier-classes, as the Demon Newswriter imagines to himself;
+nor productive of the results lamented. Prussian soldiers are not
+encouraged to marry, if it will hurt the service; nor do their wives
+march with the Regiment except in such proportions as there may be
+sewing, washing and the like women's work fairly wanted in their
+respective Companies: the Potsdam First Battalion, I understand, is
+hardly permitted to marry at all. And in regard to lamentable results,
+that of "LIEBSTEN-SCHEINE, Sweetheart-TICKETS,"--or actual military
+legalizing of Temporary Marriages, with regular privileges attached, and
+fixed rules to be observed,--might perhaps be the notablest point, and
+the SEMI-lamentablest, to a man or demon in the habit of lamenting.
+[Preuss, i. 426.] For the rest, a considerably dreadful place this
+Potsdam, to the flaccid, esurient and disorderly of mankind;--"and
+strict as Fate [Demon correct for once] in inexorably punishing military
+sins.
+
+"This King," he says, "has a great deal of ESPRIT; much less of real,
+knowledge (CONNAISSANCES) than is pretended. He excels only in the
+military part; really excellent there. Has a facile expeditious pen and
+head; understands what you say to him, at the first word. Not taking nor
+wishing advice; never suffering replies or remonstrances, not even from
+his Mother. Pretty well acquainted with Works of ESPRIT, whether in
+Prose or in Verse: burning [very hot indeed] to distinguish himself by
+performance of that kind; but unable to reach the Beautiful, unless
+held up by somebody (ETAYE). It is said that, in a splenetic moment, his
+Skeleton of an Apollo [SQUELETTE D'APOLLON, M. de Voltaire, who is lean
+exceedingly] exclaimed once, some time ago, 'When is it, then, that he
+will have done sending me his dirty linen to wash?'
+
+"The King is of a sharp mocking tongue withal; pricking into whoever
+displeases him; often careless of policy in that. Understands nothing
+of Finance, or still less of Trade; always looking direct towards more
+money, which he loves much; incapable of sowing [as some of US do!]
+for a distant harvest. Treats, almost all the world as slaves. All his
+subjects are held in hard shackles. Rigorous for the least shortcoming,
+where his interest is hurt:--never pardons any fault which tends to
+inexactitude in the Military Service. Spandau very full,"--though I did
+not myself count. "Keeps in his pay nobody but those useful to him, and
+capable of doing employments well [TRUE, ALWAYS]; and the instant he has
+no more need of them, dismissing them with nothing [FALSE, GENERALLY].
+The Subsidies imposed on his subjects are heavy; in constant proportion
+to their Feudal Properties, and their Leases of Domains (CONTRATS ET
+BAUX); and, what is dreadful, are exacted with the same rigor if your
+Property gets into debt,"--no remission by the iron grip of this King
+in the name of the State! Sell, if you can find a Purchaser; or get
+confiscated altogether; that is your only remedy. Surely a tyrant of a
+King.
+
+"People who get nearest him will tell you that his Politeness is not
+natural, but a remnant of old habit, when he had need of everybody,
+against the persecutions of his Father. He respects his Mother; the only
+Female for whom he has a sort of attention. He esteems his Wife, and
+cannot endure her; has been married nineteen years, and has not yet
+addressed one word to her [how true!]. It was but a few days ago she
+handed him a Letter, petitioning some things of which she had the
+most pressing want. He took the Letter, with that smiling, polite and
+gracious air which he assumes at pleasure; and without breaking the
+seal, tore the Letter up before her face, made her a profound bow, and
+turned his back on her." Was there ever such a Pluto varnished into
+Literary Rose-pink? Very proper Majesty for the Tartarus that here is.
+
+... "The Queen-Mother," continues our Small Devil, "is a good fat woman,
+who lives and moves in her own way (RONDEMENT). She has l6,000 pounds a
+year for keeping up her House. It is said she hoards. Four days in the
+week she has Apartment [Royal Soiree]; to which you cannot go without
+express invitation. There is supper-table of twenty-four covers; only
+eight dishes, served in a shabby manner (INDECEMMENT) by six little
+scoundrels of Pages. Men and women of the Country [shivering Natives,
+cheering their dull abode] go and eat there. Steward Royal sends the
+invitations. At eleven, everybody has withdrawn. Other days, this Queen
+eats by herself. Stewardess Royal and three Maids of Honor have their
+separate table; two dishes the whole. She is shabbily lodged [in my
+opinion], when at the Palace. Her Monbijou, which is close to Berlin
+[now well within it], would be pretty enough, for a private person.
+
+"The Queen Regnant is the best woman in the world. All the year [NOT
+QUITE] she dines alone. Has Apartment on Thursdays; everybody gone at
+nine o'clock. Her morsels are cut for her, her steps are counted, and
+her words are dictated; she is miserable, and does what she can to hide
+it"--according to our Small Devil. "She has scarcely the necessaries
+of life allowed her,"--spends regularly two-thirds of her income in
+charitable objects; translates French-Calvinist Devotional Works, for
+benefit of the German mind; and complains to no Small Devil, of never
+so sympathizing nature. "At Court she is lodged on the second floor
+[scandalous]. Schonhausen her Country House, with the exception of the
+Garden which is pretty enough,--our Shopkeepers of the Rue St. Honore
+would sniff at such a lodging.
+
+"Princess Amelia is rather amiable [thank you for nothing, Small Devil];
+often out of temper because--this is so shocking a place for Ladies,
+especially for maiden Ladies. Lives with her Mother; special income very
+small;--Coadjutress of Quedlinburg; will be actual Abbess" in a year or
+two. [11th April, 1756: Preuss, xxvii. p. xxxiv (of PREFACE).]
+
+"Eldest Prince, Heir-Apparent,"--do not speak of him, Small Devil, for
+you are misinformed in every feature and particular:--enough, "he is
+fac-simile of his Brother. He has only 18,000 pounds a year, for self,
+Wife, Household and Children [two, both Boys];--and is said [falsely] to
+hoard, and to follow Trade, extensive Trade with his Brother's Woods.
+
+"Prince Henri, who is just going to be married,"--thank you, Demon, for
+reminding us of that. Bride is Wilhelmina, Princess of Hessen-Cassel.
+Marriage, 25th June, 1752;--did not prove, in the end, very happy. A
+small contemporary event; which would concern Voltaire and others
+that concern us. Three months ago, April 14th, 1752, the
+Berlin Powder-Magazine flew aloft with horrible crash;
+[In--Helden-Geschichte--(iii. 531) the details.]--and would be audible
+to Voltaire, in this his Second Act. Events, audible or not, never
+cease.
+
+"Prince Henri," in Demon's opinion, "is the amiablest of the House. He
+is polite, generous, and loves good company. Has 12,000 pounds a year
+left him by Papa." Not enough, as it proved. "If, on this Marriage, his
+Brother, who detests him [witness Reinsberg and other evidences, now and
+onward], gives him nothing, he won't be well off. They are furnishing
+a House for him, where he will lodge after wedding. Is reported to
+be--POTZDAMISTE [says the scandalous Small Devil, whom we are weary of
+contradicting],--Potsdamite, in certain respects. Poor Princess, what a
+destiny for you!
+
+"Prince Ferdinand, little scraping of a creature (PETIT CHAFOUIN),
+crapulous to excess, niggardly in the extreme, whom everybody
+avoids,"--much more whose Portrait, by a Magic-lantern of this
+kind: which let us hastily shut, and fling into the cellar!--"Little
+Ferdinand, besides his 15,000 pounds a year, Papa's bequest, gets
+considerable sums given him. Has lodging in the King's House; goes
+shifting and visiting about, wherever he can live gratis; and strives
+all he can to amass money. Has to be in boots and uniform every three
+days. Three months of the year practically with his regiment: but the
+shifts he has for avoiding expense are astonishing."...
+
+What an illuminative "Idea" are the Walpole-Selwyn Circles picking up
+for their money!--
+
+
+
+
+Chapter XI. THIRD ACT AND CATASTROPHE OF THE VOLTAIRE VISIT.
+
+Meantime there has a fine Controversy risen, of mathematical,
+philosophical and at length of very miscellaneous nature, concerning
+that Konig-Maupertuis dissentience on the LAW OF THRIFT. Wonderful
+Controversy, much occupying the so-called Philosophic or Scientific
+world; especially the idler population that inhabit there. Upon
+this item of the Infinitely Little,--which has in our time sunk into
+Nothing-at-all, and but for Voltaire, and the accident of his living
+near it, would be forgotten altogether,--we must not enter into details;
+but a few words to render Voltaire's share in it intelligible will be,
+in the highest degree, necessary. Here, in brief form, rough and ready,
+are the successive stages of the Business; the origin and first stage of
+which have been known to us for some time past:--
+
+"SEPTEMBER, 1750, Konig, his well-meant visit to Berlin proving so
+futile, had left Maupertuis in the humor we saw;--pirouetting round his
+Apartment, in tempests of rage at such contradiction of sinners on his
+sublime Law of Thrift; and fulminating permission to Konig: 'No time to
+read your Paper of Contradictions; publish it in Leipzig, in Jericho;
+anywhere in the Earth, in Heaven, in the Other Place, where you have the
+opportunity!' Konig, returning on these terms, had nothing for it but
+to publish his Paper; and did publish it, in the Leipzig--Acta
+Eruditorum--for March, 1751. There it stands, legible to this day: and
+if any of the human species should again think of reading it, I believe
+it will be found a reasonable, solid and decisive Paper; of steadfast,
+openly articulate, by no means insolent, tone; considerably modifying
+Maupertuis's Law of Thrift, or Minimum of Action;--fatal to the claim
+of its being a 'Sublime Discovery,' or indeed, so far as TRUE, any
+discovery at all. [In--Acta Eruditorum--(Lipsiae, 1751):--"De universali
+Principio AEquilibrii et Motus."--By no means uncivil to Maupertuis;
+though obliged to controvert him. For example:--"Quoe itaque de Minima
+Actionis in modificationibus modum obtinente in genere proferuntur
+vehementer laudo;" "continent nempe facundum longeque pulcherrimum
+Dynamices sublimioris principium, cujus vim in difficillimis
+quoestionibus soepe expertus fui."--] By way of finis to the Paper,
+there is given, what proves extremely important to us, an Excerpt from
+an old LETTER OF LEIBNITZ'S; which perhaps it will be better to present
+here IN CORPORE, as so much turned on it afterwards. Konig thus winds
+up:--
+
+"I add only a word, in finishing; and that is, that it appears Mr.
+Leibnitz had a theory of Action, perhaps much more extensive than
+one would suspect at present. There is a Letter written by him to Mr.
+Hermann [an ancient mathematical sage at Basel], where he uses these
+expressions: 'Action, is not what you think; the consideration of Time
+enters into it; Action is as the product of the mass by the space and
+the velocity, or as the time by the VIS VIVA. I have remarked that in
+the modifications of motion, the action becomes usually a maximum or
+a minimum:--and from this there might several propositions of great
+consequence be deduced. It might serve to determine the curves described
+by bodies under attraction to one or more centres. I had meant to treat
+of these things in the Second Part of my DYNAMIQUE; which I suppressed,
+the reception of the First, by prejudice in many quarters, having
+disgusted me.'" [MAUPERTUISIANA, No. ii. 22 (from--Acta Eruditorum,--ubi
+supra). In MAUPERTUISIANA, No. iv. 166, is the whole Letter, "Hanover,
+16th October, 1707;" no ADDRESS left, judged to be to Hermann.
+MAUPERTUISIANA (Hamburg, 1753) is a mere Bookseller's or even
+Bookbinder's Farrago, with printed TITLE-PAGE and LIST, of the chief
+Pamphlets which had appeared on this Business (sixteen by count, various
+type, all 8vo size, in my copy). Of which only No. ii. (Konig's APPEL
+AU PUBLIC) and No. iv. (2d edition of said APPEL, with APPENDIX OF
+CORRESPONDENCE) are illuminative to read.] Your Minimum of Action, it
+would appear, then, is in some cases a Maximum; nothing can be said but
+that, in every case it is EITHER a Maximum or Minimum. What a stroke
+for our LAW OF THRIFT, the "at last conclusive Proof" of an Intelligent
+Creator, as the Perpetual President had fancied it!"So-ho, what is this!
+My Discovery an Error? And Leibnitz discovered it, so far as true?"--
+
+"May 28th-8th OCTOBER, 1751. Maupertuis, compressing himself what he
+can, writes to Konig: 'Very good, Monsieur. But please inform me
+where is that Letter of Leibnitz's; I have never seen or heard of it
+before,--and I want to make use of it myself.' To which Konig answers:
+'Henzi gave it me, in Copy [unfortunate Conspirator Henzi, who lost his
+head three years ago, by sentence of the Oligarch Government at Berne]:
+[Government by "The Two Hundred;" of Select-Vestry nature, very stiff,
+arbitrary and become rife in abuses; against whom had risen angry
+mutterings more than once, and in 1749 a Select Plot (not select ENOUGH,
+for they discovered it in time). Poor Ex-Captain Henzi, "Clerk *of the
+Salt-Office," most frugal, studious and quiet of men; a very miracle, It
+would appear, of genius, solid learning, philosophy and piety,--not
+the chief or first of the conspirators, but by far the most
+distinguished,--was laid hold of, July 2d, 1749, and beheaded, with
+another of them, a day or two after. Much bewailed in a private
+way, even by the better kinds of people. (Copious account of him
+in--Adelung,--vii. 86-91.)]--he, poor fellow, had no end of Papers and
+Excerpts; had, as we know, above a hundred volumes of the latter kind;
+this, and some other Letters of Leibnitz's, among them,--I send you the
+whole Letter, copied faithfully from his Copy.' ["The Hague, 26th June,"
+in--Maupertuisiana,--No. iv. 130.] To that effect, still in perfect
+good-humor, was Konig's reply to his Maupertuis.
+
+"'Hm, Copy? By Henzi?' grumbles Maupertuis to himself:--'Search in
+Berne, then; it must be there, if anywhere!' To Konig Maupertuis answers
+nothing: but sulkily resolves on having Search made;--and, to give
+solemnity to the matter, requests his Excellency Marquis de Paulmy, the
+French Ambassador at Berne, to ask the Government there,--Government
+having seized all Henzi's Papers, on beheading him. Excellency Paulmy
+does, accordingly, make inquiry in the highest quarter; some inquiries
+up and down. Not the least account of this, or of any Leibnitz Letter,
+to be had from among Henzi's Papers,--the 'hundred volumes,' seemingly,
+exist no longer;--Original of this Leibnitz Piece is nowhere. For eight
+months the highest Authorities have been looking about (with one
+knows not what vivacity or skill in searching), and have found nothing
+whatever." Stage second of the Business finishes in this manner.
+
+How lucky for the Perpetual President, had he stopped here! To Konig
+and the common contradiction of sinners he could have opposed, as it was
+apparently his purpose to do, an Olympian silence, "Pshaw!" Whereby
+the small matter, interesting to few, would have dropped gently into
+dubiety, into oblivion, and been got well rid of. But this of the great
+Leibnitz, touching on one's LAW OF THRIFT; and not only "discovering"
+it, half a century beforehand, but discovering that it was not true: to
+Leibnitz one must speak;--and the abstruse question is, What is one to
+say? "Find me the original; let us be certain, first:" that you can say;
+that is one dear point; and pretty much the only one. The rest, at
+this time, as I conjecture, may have been not a little abstruse to the
+Perpetual President!
+
+And now, had the Perpetual President but stopped here, there might still
+have rested a saving shadow of suspicion on Konig's Excerpt, That it
+was not exact, that it might be wrong in some vital point:--"You never
+showed me the Original, Monsieur!" Unluckily, the Perpetual President
+did not stop. One cannot well fancy him believing, now or ever, that
+Konig had forged the Excerpt. Most likely he had the fatal persuasion
+that these were Leibnitz's words; and the question, What was to be said
+or done, if the Original SHOULD turn up? might justly be alarming to
+a Son of the Pure Sciences. But at this point a new door of escape
+disclosed itself: "Where is the Original, I say!"--and he rushed, full
+speed, into that; galloping triumphantly, feeling all safe.
+
+"OCTOBER 7th (1751), Maupertuis summons his Academy: 'Messieurs, permit
+me to submit a case perhaps requiring your attention. One of our number
+dissents from your President's Discovery of the Law of Thrift; which
+surely he is free to do: but furthermore he gives an Excerpt purporting
+to be from Leibnitz; whereby it would appear that your President's
+Discovery, sanctioned in your Acts as new, is not new, but Leibnitz's
+(so far as it is good for anything),--possibly stolen, therefore; and,
+at any rate, fifty-four years old. In self-defence, I have demanded to
+see the Original of said Excerpt; and the Honorable Member in question
+does not produce it. What say you?' 'Shame to him!' say they all
+[there seem to be but few Scientific Members, and most of them, it
+is insinuated, have Pensions from the King through their Perpetual
+President];--and determine to make a Star-chamber matter of it!
+
+"Accordingly, next day, OCTOBER 8th) Secretary Formey writes officially
+to Konig, 'Produce that Letter within one month,'--and has got his
+Majesty to order, That our Prussian Minister at the Hague shall take
+charge of delivering such message, and shall mark on what day. Thing
+serious, you see!--Prussian Minister at the Hague delivers, and dockets
+accordingly. To Konig's astonishment; who is in a scene of deep trouble
+at this time; Royal Highness the Stadtholder suddenly dead, or dying:
+'died October 22d; leaving a very young Heir, and a very sorrowful Widow
+and Country.' Much to think of, that lies apart from the Maupertuis
+matter! Which latter, however, is so very serious too, his Prussian
+Majesty's Minister at Berne is now charged to make new perquisition for
+the Leibnitz Original there: In short, within one month that Document is
+peremptorily wanted at Berlin."
+
+High proceedings these;--and calculated to have one result, if no other.
+Namely, that, at this point, as readers can fancy, the idler Public,
+seeing a street-quarrel in progress, began to take interest in the
+Question of MINIMUM; and quasi-scientific gentlemen to gather round, and
+express, with cheery capable look, their opinions,--still legible in the
+vanished JUGEMENS LIBRES (of Hamburg), GAZETTE DE SAVANS (Leipzig),
+and other poor Shadows of JOURNALS, if you daringly evoke them from the
+other side of Styx. Which, the whole matter being now so indisputably
+extinct, shadowy, Stygian, we will not here be guilty of doing; but
+hasten to the catastrophes, that have still a memorability.
+
+"Konig, having in fact nothing more to say about the Leibnitz Excerpt,
+was in no breathless haste to obey his summons; he sat almost two months
+before answering anything. Did then write however, in a friendly strain
+to Maupertuis (December 10th, 1751). [--Maupertuisiana,--No. iv. 132.]
+Almost on which same day, as it chanced, the ACADEMIE, after two months'
+dignified waiting, had in brief terms repeated its order on Konig.
+[December 11th, 1751 (Ib. 137). To which Konig makes no special answer
+(having as good as answered the day before);--but does silently send
+off to Switzerland to make inquiries; and does write once or twice more,
+when there is occasion for explaining;--always in a clear, sonorous,
+manfully firm and respectful tone: 'That he himself had, or has, no
+kind of reason to doubt the authenticity of the Leibnitz Letter; that to
+himself (and, so far as he can judge, to Maupertuis) the question of its
+authenticity is without special interest;--he, Konig, having thrown it
+in as a mere marginal illustration, which decides nothing, either for
+or against the Law of Thrift. That he has, in obedience to the Academy,
+caused search to be made in Switzerland, especially at Basel, where he
+judged the chance might lie; but that of this particular Letter
+nothing has come to light; that he has two other Leibnitz Letters, of
+indifferent tenor, in the late Henzi's hand, if these will serve in
+aught, [--Maupertuisiana,--No. iv. 155; and ib. 172-192, the two Letters
+themselves.]--but what farther can he do?' In short, Konig speaks always
+in a clear business-like manful tone; the one person that makes a really
+respectful and respectable figure in this Controversy of the Infinitely
+Little. A man whom, viewed from this quiet distance, it seems almost
+inconceivably absurd to have suspected of forging for so small an
+object. Oh, my President, that DIRA REGNANDI CUPIDO!--
+
+"Question is, however, What the Academy will do? One Member, 'the best
+Geometer among them' [whose name is not given, but which the Berlin
+Academy should write in big letters across this sad Page of their
+Annals, by way of erasure to the same], dissented from the high line
+of procedure; asserting Konig's innocence in this matter; nay, hinting
+agreement with Konig's opinion. But was met by such a storm, that he
+withdrew from the deliberations; which henceforth went their own bad
+course, unanimous though slow. And so the matter pendulates all through
+Winter, 1751-52, and was much the theme of idle men."
+
+Voltaire heard of it vaguely all along; but not with distinctness till
+the end of July following. As Spring advanced, Maupertuis had fallen
+ill of lungs,--threatened with spitting of blood ("owing to excess of
+brandy," hints the malicious Voltaire, "which is fashionable at St.
+Malo," birthplace of Maupertuis),--and could not farther direct the
+Academy in this affair. The Academy needs no direction farther. Here,
+very soon, for a sick President's consolation, is what the Academy
+decides on, by way of catastrophe:--
+
+THURSDAY EVENING, 13th APRIL, 1752, The Academy met; Curator Monsieur
+de Keith, presiding; about a score of acting Members present. To whom
+Curator de Keith, as the first thing, reads a magnanimous brief Letter
+from our Perpetual President: "That, for two reasons, he cannot attend
+on this important occasion: First, because he is too ill, which would
+itself be conclusive; but secondly, and A FORTIORI, because he is in
+some sense a party to the cause, and ought not if he could." Whereupon,
+Secretary Formey having done his Documentary flourishings, Curator
+Euler--(great in Algebra, apparently not very great in common sense
+and the rules of good temper)--reads considerable "Report;" [Is No.
+1 of--Maupertuisiana.--] reciting, not in a dishonest, but in a dim
+wearisome way, the various steps of the Affair, as readers already know
+them; and concludes with this extraordinary practical result: "Things
+being so (LES CHOSES ETANT TELLES): the Fragment being of itself suspect
+[what could Leibnitz know of Maxima and Minima? They were not developed
+till one Euler did it, quite in late years!], [--Maupertuisians,--No.
+i. 22.] of itself suspect; and Monsieur Konig having failed to" &c.
+&c.,--"it is assuredly manifest that his cause is one of the worst (DES
+PLUS MAUVAISES), and that this Fragment has been forged." Singular to
+think!"And the Academy, all things duly considered, will not hesitate
+to declare it false (SUPPOSE), and thereby deprive it publicly of all
+authority which may have been ascribed to it" (HEAR, HEAR! from all
+parts).
+
+Curator de Keith then collects the votes,--twenty-three in all; some
+sixteen are of working Members; two are from accidental Strangers
+("travelling students," say the enemy); the rest from Curators of
+Quality:--Vote is unanimous, "Adopt the Report. Fragment evidently
+forged, and cannot have the least shadow of authority (AUCUNE OMBRE
+D'AUTHORITE). Forged by whom, we do not now ask; nor what the Academy
+could, on plain grounds, now do to Monsieur Konig [NOT nail his ears
+to the pump, oh no!]; enough, it IS forged, and so remains." Signed,
+"Curator de Keith," and Six other Office-bearers; "Formey, Perpetual
+Secretary"' closing the list.
+
+At the name Keith, a slight shadow (very slight, for how could
+Keith help himself?) crosses the mind: "Is this, by ill luck, the
+Feldmarschall Keith?" No, reader; this is Lieutenant-Colonel Keith; he
+of Wesel, with "Effigy nailed to the Gallows" long since; whom none of
+us cares for. Sulzer, I notice too, is of this long-eared Sanhedrim.
+ACH, MEIN LIEBER SULZER, you don't know (do you, then?) DIESE VERDAMMTE
+RACE, to what heights and depths of stupid malice, and malignant length
+of ear, they are capable of going. "Thursday, 13th April," this is
+Forger Konig's doom:--and, what is observable, next morning, with a
+crash audible through Nature, the Powder-Magazine flew aloft, killing
+several persons! [Supra, p. 203.] Had no hand, he, I hope, in that
+latter atrocity?
+
+On authentic sight of this Sentence (for which Konig had at once, on
+hearing of it, applied to Formey, and which comes to him, without help
+of Formey, through the Public Newspapers) Konig, in a brief, proud
+enough, but perfectly quiet, mild and manful manner, resigns his
+Membership. "Ceases, from this day (June 18th, 1752), to have the honor
+of belonging to your Academy; 'an honor I had been the prouder of, as it
+came to me unasked;'--and will wish, you, from the outside henceforth,
+successful campaigns in the field of Science." [--Maupertuisiana,--No.
+iv. 129.] And sets about preparing his Pamphlet to instruct mankind on
+the subject. Maupertuis, it appears, did write, and made others write to
+Konig's Sovereign Lady, the Dowager Princess of Orange, "How extremely
+handsome it would be, could her Most Serene Highness, a friend to
+Pure Science, be pleased to induce Monsieur Konig not to continue this
+painful Controversy, but to sit quiet with what he had got." [Voltaire
+(infra).] Which her Most Serene Highness by no mean thought the suitable
+course. Still less did Konig himself; whose APPEAL TO THE PUBLIC, with
+DEFENCE OF APPEAL,--reasonably well done, as usual, and followed and
+accompanied by the multitude of Commentators,--appeared in due course.
+["September, 1752, Konig's APPEL" (Preuss, in--OEuvres de Frederic,--xv.
+60 n.).] Till, before long, the Public was thoroughly instructed; and
+nobody, hardly the signing Curators, or thin Euler himself, not to speak
+of Perpetual Formey, who had never been strong in the matter, could well
+believe in "forgery" or care to speak farther on such a subject.
+Subject gone wholly to the Stygian Fens, long since; "forgery" not now
+imaginable by anybody!
+
+The rumor of these things rose high and wide; and the quantity of
+publishing upon them, quasi-scientifically and otherwise, in the serious
+vein and the jocose, was greater than we should fancy. ["Letter from a
+Marquis;" "Letter from Mr. T---to M. S---" (Mr. T. lives in London;--"JE
+TRAVERSE LE Queen's Square, ET JE RENCONTRE NOTRE AMI D---: 'AVEZ-VOUS
+LA l'Appel au Public?' DIT-IL"--); "Letter by Euler in the Berlin
+Gazette," &c. &c. (in--Maupertuisiana--).] Voltaire, for above a month
+past, had been fully aware of the case (24th July, 1752, writing to
+Niece, "heard yesterday"); not without commentary to oneself and others.
+Voltaire, with a kind of love to Konig, and a very real hatred to
+Maupertuis and to oppression generally, took pen himself, among the
+others (Konig's APPEAL just out),--could not help doing it, though he
+had better not! The following small Piece is perhaps the one, if there
+be one, still worth resuscitating from the Inane Kingdoms. Appeared
+in the BIBLIOTHEQUE RAISONNEE (mild-shining Quarterly Review of those
+days), JULY-SEPTEMBER Number.
+
+
+
+
+"ANSWER FROM [VERY PRIVATELY VOLTAIRE, CALLING HIMSELF] A BERLIN
+ACADEMICIAN TO A PARIS ONE.
+
+"BERLIN, 18th SEPTEMBER, 1752. This is the exact truth, in reply to
+your inquiry. M. Moreau de Maupertuis in a Pamphlet entitled ESSAI DE
+COSMOLOGIE, pretended that the only proof of the Existence of God is the
+circumstance that AR+nRB is a Minimum. [ONLY proof:^??????^ (p.212
+Book XVI) VOILA!] He asserts that in all possible cases, 'Action is a
+Minimum,' what has been demonstrated false; and he says, 'He discovered
+this Law of Minimum,' what is not less false.
+
+"M. Konig, as well as other Mathematicians, wrote against this strange
+assertion; and, among other things, M. Konig cited some sentences of a
+Letter by Leibnitz, in which that great man says, He has observed 'that,
+in the modifications of motion, the Action usually becomes either a
+Maximum or else a Minimum.'
+
+"M. Moreau de Maupertuis imagined that, by producing this Fragment,
+it had been intended to snatch from him the glory of his pretended
+discovery,--though Leibnitz says precisely the contrary of what he
+advances. He forced some pensioned members of the Academy, who are
+dependent on him, to summon M. Konig"--As we know too well; and
+cannot bear to have repeated to us, even in the briefest and spiciest
+form!"Sentence (JUGEMENT) on M. Konig, which declares him guilty of
+having assaulted the glory of the Sieur Moreau Maupertuis by FORGING a
+Leibnitz Letter.--Wrote then, and made write, to her Serene Highness the
+Princess of Orange, who was indignant at so insolent"--... and in fine,
+
+"Thus the Sieur Moreau Maupertuis has been convicted, in the face of
+Scientific Europe, not only of plagiarism and blunder, but of having
+abused his place to suppress free discussion, and to persecute an honest
+man who had no crime but that of not being of his opinion. Several
+members of our Academy have protested against so crying a procedure; and
+would leave the Academy, were it not for fear of displeasing the
+King, who is protector of it." [--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxiii. 227
+(in--Maupertuisiana,--No. xvi).]
+
+King Friedrich's position, in the middle of all this, was becoming
+uncomfortable. Of the controversy he understood, or cared to understand,
+nothing; had to believe steadily that his Academy must be right; that
+Konig was some loose bird, envious of an eagle Maupertuis, sitting aloft
+on his high Academic perch: this Friedrich took for the truth of the
+matter;--and could not let himself imagine that his sublime Perpetual
+President, who was usually very prudent and Jove-like, had been led,
+by his truculent vanity (which Friedrich knew to be immense in the man,
+though kept well out of sight), into such playing of fantastic tricks
+before high Heaven and other on-lookers. This view of the matter had
+hitherto been Friedrich's; nor do I know that he ever inwardly departed
+from it;--as outwardly he, for certain, never did; standing, King-like,
+clear always for his Perpetual President, till this hurricane of
+Pamphlets blew by. Voltaire's little Piece, therefore, was the
+unwelcomest possible.
+
+This new bolt of electric fire, launched upon the storm-tost President
+from Berlin itself, and even from the King's House itself,--by whom, too
+clearly recognizable,--what an irritating thing! Unseemly, in fact,
+on Voltaire's part; but could not be helped by a Voltaire charged with
+electricity. Friedrich evidently in considerable indignation, finding
+that public measures would but worsen the uproar, took pen in hand;
+wrote rapidly the indignant LETTER FROM AN ACADEMICIAN OF BERLIN TO AN
+ACADEMICIAN OF PARIS: [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xv. 59-64 (not dated;
+datable "October, 1752").] which Piece, of some length, we cannot give
+here; but will briefly describe as manifesting no real knowledge of the
+LAW-OF-THRIFT Controversy; but as taking the above loose view of it, and
+as directed principally against "the pretended Member of our Academy"
+(mischievous Voltaire, to wit), whom it characterizes as "such a
+manifest retailer of lies," a "concocter of stupid libels:" "have you
+ever seen an action more malicious, more dastardly, more infamous?"--and
+other hard terms, the hardest he can find. This is the privilege of
+anonymity, on both sides of it.
+
+But imagine now a King and his Voltaire doing witty discourse over their
+Supper of the gods (as, on the set days, is duly the case); with such a
+consciousness, burning like Bude light, though close veiled, on the part
+of Host and Guest! The Friedrich-Voltaire relation is evidently under
+sore stress of weather, in those winter-autumn months of 1752,--brown
+leaves, splashy rains and winds moaning outwardly withal. And, alas, the
+irrepressibly electric Voltaire, still far from having ended, still
+only just beginning his Anti-Maupertuis discharges, has, in the interim,
+privately got his DOCTOR AKAKIA ready. Compared to which, the former
+missile is as a popgun to a park of artillery shotted with old nails and
+broken glass!--Such a constraint, at the Royal dinner-table, amid wine
+and wit, could not continue. The credible account is, it soon cracked
+asunder; and, after the conceivable sputterings, sparklings and
+flashings of various complexion, issued in lambent airs of "tacit
+mutual understanding; and in reading of AKAKIA together,--with peals of
+laughter from the King," as the common French Biographers assert.
+
+"Readers know AKAKIA," [DIATRIBE DU DOCTEUR AKAKIA (in
+Voltaire,--OEuvres,--lxi. 19-62).] says Smelfungus: "it is one of the
+famous feats of Satirical Pyrotechny; only too pleasant to the corrupt
+Race of Adam! There is not much, or indeed anything, of true poetic
+humor in it: but there is a gayety of malice, a dexterity, felicity,
+inexhaustibility of laughing mockery and light banter, capable
+of driving a Perpetual President delirious. What an Explosion of
+glass-crackers, fire-balls, flaming-serpents;--generally, of sleeping
+gunpowder, in its most artistic forms,--flaming out sky-high over all
+the Parish, on a sudden! The almost-sublime of Maupertuis, which exists
+in large quantities, here is a new artist who knows how to treat it.
+The engineer of the Sublime (always painfully engineering thitherward
+without effect),--an engineer of the Comic steps in on him, blows him up
+with his own petards in a most unexampled manner. Not an owlery has that
+poor Maupertuis, in the struggle to be sublime (often nearly successful,
+but never once quite), happened to drop from him, but Voltaire picks it
+up; manipulates it, reduces it to the sublimely ridiculous; lodges it,
+in the form of burning dust, about the head of MON PRESIDENT. Needless
+to say of the Comic engineer that he is unfair, perversely exaggerative,
+reiterative, on the owleries of poor Maupertuis;--it is his function
+to BE all that. Clever, but wrong, do you say? Well, yes:--and yet the
+ridiculous does require ridicule; wise Nature has silently so ordered.
+And if ever truculent President in red wig, with his absurd truculences,
+tyrannies and perpetual struggles after the sublime, did deserve to
+be exploded in laughter, it could not have been more consummately
+done;--though perversely always, as must be owned.
+
+"'The hole bored through the Earth,' for instance: really, one sometimes
+reflects on such a thing; How you would see daylight, and the antipodal
+gentleman (if he bent a little over) foot to foot; how a little stone
+flung into it would exactly (but for air and friction) reach the other
+side of the world; would then, in a computable few moments, come back
+quiescent to your hand, and so continue forevermore;--with other the
+like uncriminal fancies.
+
+"'The Latin Town,' again: truly, if learning the Ancient Languages
+be human Education, it might, with a Greek Ditto, supersede the
+Universities, and prove excellently serviceable in our struggle
+Heavenward by that particular route. I can assure M. de Voltaire, it was
+once practically proposed to this King's Great-grandfather, the Grosse
+Kurfurst;--who looked into it, with face puckered to the intensest, in
+his great care for furtherance of the Terrestrial Sciences and Wisdoms;
+but forbore for that time. [Minute details about it in Stenzel, ii.
+234-238; who quotes "Erman" (a poor old friend of ours) "SUR LE PROJET
+D'UNE VILLE SAVANTE DANS LE BRANDEBOURG (Berlin, 1792):" date of the
+Project was 1667.] Then as to 'Dissecting the Brains of Patagonians;'
+what harm, if you can get them gross enough? And as to that of (exalting
+your mind to predict the future,' does not, in fact, man look BEFORE and
+AFTER; are not Memory and (in a small degree) Prophecy the Two Faculties
+he has?
+
+"These things--which are mostly to be found in the 'LETTRES DE
+MAUPERTUIS' (Dresden, 1752, then a brand-new Book), but are now
+clipt out from the Maupertuis Treatises--we can fancy to be almost
+sublimities.--Almost, unfortunately not altogether. And then there is
+such a Sisyphus-effort visible in dragging them aloft so far: and the
+nimble wicked Voltaire so seizes his moment, trips poor Sisyphus; and
+sends him down, heels-over-head, in a torrent of roaring debris! 'From
+gradual transpiration of our vital force comes Death; which perhaps,
+by precautions, might be indefinitely retarded,' says Maupertuis. 'Yes,
+truly,' answers the other: 'if we got ourselves japanned, coated with
+resinous varnish (INDUITS DE POIX RESINEUX); who knows!' Not a sublime
+owlery can you drop, but it is manipulated, ground down, put in rifled
+cannon, comes back on you as tempests of burning dust." Enough to send
+Maupertuis pirouetting through the world, with red wig unquenchably on
+fire!
+
+Peals of laughter (once you are allowed to be non-official) could not
+fail, as an ovation, from the King;--so report the French Biographers.
+But there was, besides, strict promise that the Piece should be
+suppressed: "Never do to send our President pirouetting through the
+world in this manner, with his wig on fire; promise me, on your honor!"
+Voltaire promised. But, alas, how could Voltaire perform! Once more
+the Rhadamanthine fact is: Voltaire, as King's Chamberlain, was bound,
+without any promise, to forbear, and rigidly suppress such an AKAKIA
+against the King's Perpetual President. But withal let candid readers
+consider how difficult it was to do. The absurd blusterous Turkey-cock,
+who has, every now and then, been tyrannizing over you for twenty years,
+here you have him filled with gunpowder, so to speak, and the train
+laid. There wants but one spark,--(edition printed in Holland,
+edition done in Berlin, plenty of editions made or makable by a little
+surreptitious legerdemain,--and I never knew whether it was AKAKIA in
+print, or AKAKIA in manuscript, that King and King's Chamberlain
+were now reading together, nor does it matter much):--your Turkey
+surreptitiously stuffed with gunpowder, I say; train ready waiting; one
+flint-spark will shoot him aloft, scatter him as flaming ruin on all the
+winds: and you are, once and always, to withhold said spark. Perhaps,
+had AKAKIA not yet been written--But all lies ready there; one spark
+will do it, at any moment;--and there are unguarded moments, and the
+Tempter must prevail!--
+
+On what day AKAKIA blazed out at Berlin, surreptitiously forwarded
+from Holland or otherwise, I could never yet learn (so stupid these
+reporters). But "on November 2d" the King makes a Visit to sick
+Maupertuis, which is published in all the Newspapers; [Rodenbeck, IN
+DIE;--Helden-Geschichte,--iii. 531, "2d November, 1752, 5 P.M."]--and
+one might guess the AKAKIA conflagration, and cruel haha-ings of
+mankind, to have been tacitly the cause. Then or later, sure enough,
+AKAKIA does blaze aloft about that time; and all Berlin, and all the
+world, is in conversation over Maupertuis and it,--30,000 copies sold
+in Paris:--and Friedrich naturally was in a towering passion at his
+Chamberlain. Nothing for the Chamberlain but to fly his presence;
+to shriek, piteously, "Accident, your Majesty! Fatal treachery and
+accident; after such precautions too!"--and fall sick to death (which
+is always a resource one has); and get into private lodgings in the
+TAUBEN-STRASSE, [At a "Hofrath Francheville's" (kind of subaltern
+Literary Character, see Denina, ii. 67), "TAUBEN-STRASSE (Dove Street),
+No. 20:" stayed there till "March, 1753" (Note by Preuss,--OEuvres de
+Frederic,--xxii. 306 n.).] till one either die, or grow fit to be seen
+again: "Ah, Sire"--let us give the Voltaire shriek of NOT-GUILTY, with
+the Friedrich Answer; both dateless unluckily:--
+
+VOLTAIRE. "AH, MON DIEU, Sire, in the state I am in! I swear to you
+again, on my life, which I could renounce without pain, that it is a
+frightful calumny. I conjure you to summon all my people, and confront
+them. What? You will judge me without hearing me! I demand justice or
+death."
+
+FRIEDRICH. "Your effrontery astonishes me. After what you have done, and
+what is clear as day, you persist, instead of owning yourself culpable.
+Do not imagine you will make people believe that black is white; when
+one [ON, meaning _I_] does not see, the reason [sic]? ONE p. 218, book
+XVI +++++++++++++++++ is, one does not want to see everything. But if
+you drive the affair to extremity,--all shall be made public; and it
+will be seen whether, if your Works deserve statues, your conduct does
+not deserve chains." [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 302, 301.]
+
+Most dark element (not in date only), with terrific thunder-and-
+lightning. Nothing for it but to keep one's room, mostly one's
+bed,--"Ah, Sire, sick to death!"
+
+December 24th, 1752, there is one thing dismally distinct, Voltaire
+himself looking on (they say), from his windows in Dove Street: the
+Public Burning of AKAKIA, near there, by the common Hangman. Figure it;
+and Voltaire's reflections on it:--haggardly clear that Act Third is
+culminating; and that the final catastrophe is inevitable and nigh.
+We must be brief. On the eighth day after this dread spectacle
+(New-year's-day 1753), Voltaire sends, in a Packet to the Palace, his
+Gold Key and Cross of Merit. On the interior wrappage is an Inscription
+in verse: "I received them with loving emotion, I return them with
+grief; as a broken-hearted Lover returns the Portrait of his Mistress:--
+
+ --Je les recus avec tendresse,
+ Je vous les rends avec douleur;
+ C'est ainsi qu'un amant, dans son extreme ardeur,
+ Rend le portrait de sa maitresse."--
+
+And--in a Letter enclosed, tender as the Song of Swans--has one wish:
+Permission for the waters of Plonbieres, some alleviations amid kind
+nursing friends there; and to die craving blessings on your Majesty.
+[Collini, p. 48; LETTER, in--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 305.]
+
+Friedrich, though in hot wrath, has not quite come that length.
+Friedrich, the same day, towards evening, sends Fredersdorf to him, with
+Decorations back. And a long dialogue ensues between Fredersdorf and
+Voltaire; in which Collini, not eavesdropping, "heard the voice of M. de
+Voltaire at times very loud." Precise result unknown. After which, for
+three months more, follows waiting and hesitation and negotiation, also
+quite obscure. Confused hithering and thithering about permission for
+Plombieres, about repentance, sorrow, amendment, blame; in the end,
+reconciliation, or what is to pass for such. Recorded for us in that
+whirl of misdated Letter-clippings; in those Narratives, ignorant, and
+pretending to know: perhaps the darkest Section in History, Sacred or
+Profane,--were it of moment to us, here or elsewhere!
+
+Voltaire has got permission to return to Potsdam; Apartment in the
+Palace ready again: but he still lingers in Dove Street; too ill,
+in real truth, for Potsdam society on those new terms. Does not quit
+Francheville's "till March 5th;" and then only for another Lodging,
+called "the Belvedere", of suburban or rural kind. His case is intricate
+to a degree. He is sick of body; spectre-haunted withal, more than
+ever;--often thinks Friedrich, provoked, will refuse him leave.
+And, alas, he would so fain NOT go, as well as go! Leave for
+Plombieres,--leave in the angrily contemptuous shape, "Go, then, forever
+and a day!"--Voltaire can at once have: but to get it in the friendly
+shape, and as if for a time only? His prospects at Paris, at Versailles,
+are none of the best; to return as if dismissed will never do! Would
+fain not go, withal;--and has to diplomatize at Potsdam, by D'Argens,
+De Prades, and at Paris simultaneously, by Richelieu, D'Argenson and
+friends. He is greatly to be pitied;--even Friedrich pities him, the
+martyr of bodily ailments and of spiritual; and sends him "extract of
+quinquina" at one time. [Letter of Voltaire's.] Three miserable months;
+which only an OEdipus could read, and an OEdipus who had nothing else
+to do! The issue is well known. Of precise or indisputable, on the road
+thither, here are fractions that will suffice:--
+
+VOLTAIRE TO ONE BAGIEU HIS DOCTOR AT PARIS ("Berlin, 19th December,"
+1752, week BEFORE his AKAKIA was burnt).... "Wish I could set out on the
+instant, and put myself into your hands and into the arms of my family!
+I brought to Berlin about a score of teeth, there remain to me something
+like six; I brought two eyes, I have nearly lost one of them; I brought
+no erysipelas, and I have got one, which I take a great deal of care
+of.... Meanwhile I have buried almost all my Doctors; even La Mettrie.
+Remains only that I bury Codenius [Cothenius], who looks too stiff,
+however,"--and, at any rate, return to you in Spring, when roads and
+weather improve. [--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxxxv. 141.]
+
+FRIEDRICH TO VOLTAIRE (Potsdam, uncertain date). "There was no need of
+that pretext about the waters of Plombieres, in demanding your leave
+(CONGE). You can quit my service when you like: but, before going, be
+so good as return me the Contract of your Engagement, the Key
+[Chamberlain's], the Cross [of Merit], and the Volume of Verses which I
+confided to you.
+
+"I wish my Works, and only they, had been what you and Konig attacked.
+Them I sacrifice, with a great deal of willingness, to persons who think
+of increasing their own reputation by lessening that of others. I have
+not the folly nor vanity of certain Authors. The cabals of literary
+people seem to me the disgrace of Literature. I do not the less esteem
+honorable cultivators of Literature; it is only the caballers and their
+leaders that are degraded in my eyes. On this, I pray God to have you in
+his holy and worthy keeping.--FRIEDRICH."
+
+[In De Prades's hand;--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 308, 309: Friedrich's
+own Minute to De Prades has, instead of these last three lines: "That
+I have not the folly and vanity of authors, and that the cabals of
+literary people seem to me the depth of degradation," &c.]
+
+VOLTAIRE SPECTRALLY GIVEN (Collini LOQUITUR). "One evening walking
+in the garden [at rural Belvedere,--after March 5th], talking of our
+situation, he asked me, 'Could you drive a coach-and-two?' I stared at
+him a moment; but knowing that there must be no direct contradiction
+of his ideas, I said 'Yes.'--'Well, then, listen; I have thought of a
+method for getting away. You could buy two horses; a chariot after that.
+So soon as we have horses, it will not appear strange that we lay in a
+little hay.'--'Yes, Monsieur; and what should we do with that?' said I.
+'LE VOICI (this is it). We will fill the chariot with hay. In the middle
+of the hay we will put all our baggage. I will place myself, disguised,
+on the top of the hay; and give myself out for a Calvinist Curate going
+to see one of his Daughters married in the next Town. You shall drive:
+we take the shortest road for the Saxon Border; safe there, we sell
+chariot, horses, hay; then straight to Leipzig, by post.' At which
+point, or soon after, he burst into laughing." [Collini, p. 53.]
+
+VOLTAIRE TO FRIEDRICH ("Berlin, Belvedere," rural lodging, ["In the
+STRALAUER VORSTADT (HODIE, Woodmarket Street):" Preuss's Note to this
+Letter,--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 306 n.] "12th March," 1753). "Sire,
+I have had a Letter from Konig, quite open, as my heart is. I think it
+my duty to send your Majesty a duplicate of my Answer.... Will submit to
+you every step of my conduct; of my whole life, in whatever place I end
+it. I am Konig's friend; but assuredly I am much more attached to your
+Majesty; and if he were capable the least in the world of failing in
+respect [as is rumored], I would"--Enough!
+
+FRIEDRICH RELENTS (To Voltaire; De Prades writing, Friedrich covertly
+dictating: no date). "The King has held his Consistory; and it has
+there been discussed, Whether your case was a mortal sin or a venial?
+In truth, all the Doctors owned that it was mortal, and even exceedingly
+confirmed as such by repeated lapses and relapses. Nevertheless, by the
+plenitude of the grace of Beelzebub, which rests in the said King, he
+thinks he can absolve you, if not in whole, yet in part. This would be,
+of course, in virtue of some act of contrition and penitence imposed
+on you: but as, in the Empire of Satan, there is a great respect had of
+genius, I think, on the whole, that, for the sake of your talents, one
+might pardon a good many things which do discredit to your heart. These
+are the Sovereign Pontiff's words; which I have carefully taken down.
+They are a Prophecy rather." [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxii. 307.]
+
+VOLTAIRE TO DE PRADES ("Belvedere, 15th March," 1753). "Dear Abbe,--Your
+style has not appeared to me soft. You are a frank Secretary of
+State:--nevertheless I give you warning, it is to be a settled point
+that I embrace you before going. I shall not be able to kiss you; my
+lips are too choppy from my devil of a disorder [SCURVY, I hear]. You
+will easily dispense with my kisses; but don't dispense, I pray you,
+with my warm and true friendship.
+
+"I own I am in despair at quitting you, and quitting the King; but it is
+a thing indispensable. Consider with our dear Marquis [D'Argens], with
+Fredersdorf,--PARBLEU, with the King himself, How you can manage that I
+have the consolation of seeing him before I go. I absolutely will
+have it; I will embrace with my two arms the Abbe and the Marquis. The
+Marquis sha'n't be kissed, any more than you; nor the King either. But
+I shall perhaps fall blubbering; I am weak, I am a drenched hen. I shall
+make a foolish figure: never mind; I must, once more, have sight of you
+two. If I cannot throw myself at the King's feet, the Plombieres waters
+will kill me. I await your answer, to quit this Country as a happy or
+as a miserable man. Depend on me for life.--V." [Ib. 308.]--This is the
+last of these obscure Documents.
+
+Three days after which, "evening of March 18th", [Collini, pp. 55, 56.]
+Voltaire, Collini with him and all his packages, sets out for Potsdam;
+King's guest once more. Sees the King in person "after dinner, next
+day;" stays with him almost a week, "quite gay together," "some private
+quizzing even of Maupertuis" (if we could believe Collini or his master
+on that point); means "to return in October, when quite refitted,"--does
+at least (note it, reader), on that ground, retain his Cross and Key,
+and his Gift of the OEUVRE DE POESIES: which he had much better have
+left! And finally, morning of March 25th) 1753, [Collini, p. 56; see
+Rodenbeck, i. 252.] drives off,--towards Dresden, where there are
+Printing Affairs to settle, and which is the nearest safe City;--and
+Friedrich and he, intending so or not, have seen one another for the
+last time. Not quite intending that extremity, either of them, I should
+think; but both aware that living together was a thing to be avoided
+henceforth.
+
+"Take care of your health, above all; and don't forget that I expect
+to see you again after the Waters!" such was Friedrich's adieu, say
+the French Biographers, [Collini, p. 57; Duvernet, p. 186;--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxv. 187 ("will return in October").] "who is himself just
+going off to the Silesian Reviews", add they;--who does, in reality,
+drive to Berlin that day; but not to the Silesian Reviews till May
+following. As Voltaire himself will experience, to his cost!
+
+
+
+
+Chapter XII. OF THE AFTERPIECE, WHICH PROVED STILL MORE TRAGICAL.
+
+Voltaire, once safe on Saxon ground, was in no extreme haste for
+Plombieres. He deliberately settled his Printing Affairs at Dresden;
+then at Leipzig;--and scattered through Newspapers, or what port-holes
+he had, various fiery darts against Maupertuis; aggravating the humors
+in Berlin, and provoking Maupertuis to write him an express Letter.
+Letter which is too curious, especially the Answer it gets, to be quite
+omitted:--
+
+
+MAUPERTUIS TO VOLTAIRE (at Leipzig).
+
+"BERLIN, 3d APRIL, 1753. If it is true that you design to attack me
+again [with your LA-BEAUMELLE doggeries and scurrilous discussions], I
+declare to you that I have still health enough to find you wherever you
+are, and to take the most signal vengeance on you (VENGEANCE LA PLUS
+ECLATANTE). Thank the respect and the obedience which have hitherto
+restrained my arm, and saved you from the worst adventure you have ever
+yet had. MAUPERTUIS."
+
+
+VOLTAIRE'S ANSWER (from Leipzig, a few days after).
+
+"M. le President,--I have had the honor to receive your Letter. You
+inform me that you are well; that your strength is entirely returned;
+and that, if I publish La Beaumelle's Letter [private Letter of his,
+lent me by a Friend, which proves that YOU set him against me], you
+will come and assassinate me. What ingratitude to your poor medical man
+Akakia!... If you exalt your soul so as to discern futurity, you will
+see that if you come on that errand to Leipzig, where you are no better
+liked than in other places, and where your Letter is in safe Legal
+hands, you run some risk of being hanged. Poor me, indeed, you will find
+in bed; and I shall have nothing for you but my syringe and vessel of
+dishonor: but so soon as I have gained a little strength, I will have
+my pistols charged CUM PULVERE PYRIO; and multiplying the mass by the
+square of the velocity, so as to reduce the action and you to zero, I
+will put some lead in your head;--it appears to have need of it.
+ADIEU, MON PRESIDENT. AKAKIA." [Duvernet, pp. 186, 187;--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxi. 55-60.]
+
+Here, in the history of Duelling, or challenging to mortal combat, is
+a unique article! At which the whole world haha'd again; perhaps King
+Friedrich himself; though he was dreadfully provoked at it, too: "No
+mending of that fellow!"--and took a resolution in consequence, as will
+be seen.
+
+Dresden and Leipzig done with, Voltaire accepted an invitation to
+the Court of Sachsen-Gotha (most polite Serene Highnesses there, and
+especially a charming Duchess,--who set him upon doing the ANNALES
+DE L'EMPIRE, decidedly his worst Book). "About April 2lst"
+Voltaire arrived, stayed till the last days of May; [--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--lxxv. 182 n. Clogenson's Note).] and had, for five weeks, a
+beautiful time at Gotha;--Wilhelmina's Daughter there (young Duchess
+of Wurtemberg, on visit, as it chanced), [Wilhelmina-Friedrich
+Correspondence (--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxvii. iii. 258, 249).] and all
+manner of graces, melodies and beneficences; a little working, too,
+at the ANNALES, in the big Library, between whiles. Five decidedly
+melodious weeks. Beautiful interlude, or half-hour of orchestral
+fiddling in this Voltaire Drama; half-hour which could not last! On the
+heel of which there unhappily followed an Afterpiece or codicil to the
+Berlin Visit; which, so to speak, set the whole theatre on fire, and
+finished by explosion worse than AKAKIA itself. A thing still famous to
+mankind;--of which some intelligible notion must be left with readers.
+
+The essence of the story is briefly this. Voltaire, by his fine
+deportment in parting with Friedrich, had been allowed to retain his
+Decorations, his Letter of Agreement, his Royal BOOK OF POESIES (one
+of those "Twelve Copies," printed AU DONJON DU CHATEAU, in happier
+times!)--and in short, to go his ways as a friend, not as a runaway or
+one dismissed. But now, by his late procedures at Leipzig, and
+"firings out of port-holes" in that manner, he had awakened Friedrich's
+indignation again,--Friedrich's regret at allowing him to take those
+articles with him; and produced a resolution in Friedrich to have them
+back. They are not generally articles of much moment; but as marks of
+friendship, they are now all falsities. One of the articles might be
+of frightful importance: that Book of Poesies; thrice-private OEUVRE DE
+POESIES, in which are satirical spurts affecting more than one crowned
+head: one shudders to think what fires a spiteful Voltaire might cause
+by publishing these! This was Friedrich's idea;--and by no means a
+chimerical one, as the Fact proved; said OEUVRE being actually reprinted
+upon him, at Paris afterwards (not by Voltaire), in the crisis of the
+Seven-Years War, to put him out with his Uncle of England, whom
+it quizzed in passages. [Title of it is,--OEuvres du Philosophe de
+Sans-Souci--(Paris, pretending to be "Potsdam," 1760), 1 vol. 12mo: at
+Paris, "in January" this; whereupon, at Berlin, with despatch, "April
+9th," "the real edition" (properly castrated) was sent forth, under
+title, POESIES DIVERSES, 1 vol. big 8vo (Preuss, in--OEuvres de
+Frederic,--x. Preface, p. x. See Formey, ii. 255, under date misprinted
+"1763").] "We will have those articles back," thinks Friedrich; "that
+OEUVRE most especially! No difficulty: wait for him at Frankfurt, as he
+passes home; demand them of him there." And has (directly on those
+new "firings through port-holes" at Leipzig) bidden Fredersdorf take
+measures accordingly. ["Friedrich to Wilhelmina, 12th April, 1753"
+(--OEuvres,--xxvii. iii. 227).]
+
+Fredersdorf did so; early in April and onward had his Official Person
+waiting at Frankfurt (one Freytag, our Prussian Resident there,
+very celebrated ever since), vigilant in the extreme for Voltaire's
+arrival,--and who did not miss that event. Voltaire, arriving at last
+(May 31st), did, with Freytag's hand laid gently on his sleeve, at once
+give up what of the articles he had about him;--the OEUVRE, unluckily,
+not one of them; and agreed to be under mild arrest ("PAROLE D'HONNEUR;
+in the LION-D'OR Hotel here!") till said OEUVRE should come up. Under
+Fredersdorf's guidance, all this, and what follows; King Friedrich,
+after the general Order given, had nothing more to do with it, and was
+gone upon his Reviews.
+
+In the course of two weeks or more the OEUVRE DE POESIE did come.
+Voltaire was impatient to go. And he might perhaps have at once gone,
+had Freytag been clearly instructed, so as to know the essential from
+the unessential here. But he was not;--poor subaltern Freytag had to
+say, on Voltaire's urgencies: "I will at once report to Berlin; if the
+answer be (as we hope), 'All right,' you are that moment at liberty!"
+This was a thing unexpected, astonishing to Voltaire; a thing demanding
+patience, silence: in three days more, with silence, as turns out, it
+would have been all beautifully over,--but he was not strong in those
+qualities!
+
+Voltaire's arrest hitherto had been merely on his word of honor, "I
+promise, on my honor, not to go beyond the Garden of this Inn." But he
+now, without warning anybody, privately revoked said word of honor; and
+Collini and he, next morning, whisked shiftily into a hackney-coach,
+and were on the edge of being clear off. To Freytag's terror and horror;
+who, however, caught them in time: and was rigorous enough now, and loud
+enough;--street-mob gathering round the transaction; Voltaire very loud,
+and Freytag too,--the matter taking fire here; and scenes occurring,
+which Voltaire has painted in a highly flagrant manner!
+
+On the third day, Answer from Berlin had come, as expected; answer (as
+to the old score): "All right; let him go!" But to punctual Freytag's
+mind, here is now a new considerable item of sundries: insult to his
+Majesty, to wit; breaking his Majesty's arrest, in such insolent loud
+manner:--and Freytag finds that he must write anew. Post is very slow;
+and, though Fredersdorf answers constantly, from Berlin, "Let him go,
+let him go," there have to be writings and re-writings; and it is not
+till July 7th (after a detention, not of nearly three weeks, as it might
+and would have been, but of five and a day) that Voltaire gets off, and
+then too at full gallop, and in a very unseemly way.
+
+This is authentically the world-famous Frankfurt Affair;--done by
+Fredersdorf, as we say; Friedrich, absent in Silesia, or in Preussen
+even, having no hand in it, except the original Order left with
+Fredersdorf. Voltaire has used his flamingest colors on this occasion,
+being indeed dreadfully provoked and chagrined; painting the thing in
+a very flagrant manner,--known to all readers. Voltaire's flagrant
+Narrative had the round of the world to itself, for a hundred years; and
+did its share of execution against Friedrich. Till at length, recently,
+a precise impartial hand, the Herr Varnhagen, thought of looking into
+the Archives; and has, in a distinct, minute and entertaining way,
+explained the truth of it to everybody;--leaving the Voltaire Narrative
+in rather sad condition. [Varnhagen von Ense,--Voltaire in Frankfurt
+am Mayn,--1753 (separate, as here, 12mo, pp. 92; or in--Berliner
+Kalender--for 1846).] We have little room; but must give, compressed,
+from Varnhagen and the other evidences, a few of the characteristic
+points. The story falls into two Parts.
+
+
+
+
+PART I. FREDERSDORF SENDS INSTRUCTIONS; THE "OEUVRE DE POESIE" IS GOT;
+BUT--
+
+APRIL 11th, 1753 (few days after that of Maupertuis's Cartel, Voltaire
+having set to firing through port-holes again, and the King being swift
+in his resolution on it), Factotum Fredersdorf, who has a free-flowing
+yet a steady and compact pen, directs Herr Freytag, our Resident at
+Frankfurt-on-Mayn, To procure from the Authorities there, on Majesty's
+request, the necessary powers; then vigilantly to look out for
+Voltaire's arrival; to detain the said Voltaire, and, if necessary,
+arrest him, till he deliver certain articles belonging to his Majesty:
+Cross of Merit, Gold Key, printed OEUVRE DE POESIES and Writings
+(SKRIPTUREN) of his Majesty's; in short, various articles,--the
+specification of which is somewhat indistinct. In Fredersdorf's writing,
+all this; not so mathematically luminous and indisputable as in Eichel's
+it would have been. Freytag put questions, and there passed several
+Letters between Fredersdorf and him; but it was always uncomfortably
+hazy to Freytag, and he never understood or guessed that the OEUVRE DE
+POESIES was the vital item, and the rest formal in comparison. Which
+is justly considered to have been an unlucky circumstance, as matters
+turned. For help to himself, Freytag is to take counsel with one Hofrath
+Schmidt; a substantial experienced Burgher of Frankfurt, whose rathship
+is Prussian.
+
+APRIL 21st, Freytag answers, That Schmidt and he received his Majesty's
+All-gracious Orders the day before yesterday (Post takes eight days, it
+would seem); that they have procured the necessary powers; and are now,
+and will be, diligently watchful to execute the same. Which, one must
+say, they in right earnest are; patrolling about, with lips strictly
+closed, eyes vividly open; and have a man or two privately on watch
+at the likely stations, on the possible highways;--and so continue,
+Voltaire doing his ANNALS OF THE EMPIRE, and enjoying himself at
+Gotha, for weeks after, ["Left Gotha 25th May" (Clog. in--OEuvres de
+Voltaire,--xxv. 192 n.).]--much unconscious of their patrolling.
+
+Freytag is in no respect a shining Diplomatist;--probably some EMERITUS
+Lieutenant, doing his function for 30 pounds a year: but does it in a
+practical solid manner. Writes with stiff brevity, stiff but distinct;
+with perfect observance of grammar both in French and German; with good
+practical sense, and faithful effort to do aright what his order is: no
+trace of "MonSIR," of "OEuvre de PoesHie," to be found in Freytag; and
+most, or all, of the ridiculous burs stuck on him by Voltaire, are to
+be pulled off again as--as fibs, or fictions, solacing to the afflicted
+Wit. Freytag is not of quick or bright intellect: and unluckily, just
+at the crisis of Voltaire's actual arrival, both Schmidt and Fredersdorf
+are off to Embden, where there is "Grand Meeting of the Embden Shipping
+Company" (with comfortable dividends, let us hope),--and have left
+Freytag to his own resources, in case of emergency.
+
+THURSDAY, MAY 31st, "about eight in the evening," Voltaire does
+arrive,--most prosperous journey hitherto, by Cassel, Marburg, Warburg,
+and other places famous then or since; Landgraf of Hessen (wise Wilhelm,
+whom we knew) honorably lodging him; innkeepers calling him "Your
+Excellency," or "M. le Comte;"--and puts up at the Golden Lion at
+Frankfurt, where rooms have been ordered; Freytag well aware, though he
+says nothing.
+
+FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE 1st) "his Excellency and Suite" (Voltaire and
+Collini) have their horses harnessed, carriage out, and are about taking
+the road again,--when Freytag, escorted by a Dr. Rucker, "Frankfurt
+Magistrate DE MAUVAISE MINE," [Collini, p. 77.] and a Prussian
+recruiting Lieutenant, presents himself in Voltaire's apartment! Readers
+know Voltaire's account and MonSIR Collini's; and may now hear Freytag's
+own, which is painted from fact:--
+
+"Introductory civilities done (NACH GEMACHTEN POLITESSEN), I made him
+acquainted with the will of your most All-gracious Majesty. He was much
+astonished (BESTURZT," no wonder); "he shut his eyes, and flung himself
+back in his chair." [Varnhagen, p. 16.] Calls in his friend Collini,
+whom, at first, I had requested to withdraw. Two coffers are produced,
+and opened, by Collini; visitation, punctual, long and painful, lasted
+from nine A.M. till five P.M. Packets are made,--a great many
+Papers, "and one Poem which he was unwilling to quit" (perilous LA
+PUCELLE);--inventories are drawn, duly signed. Packets are signeted,
+mutually sealed, Rucker claps on the Town-seal first, Freytag and
+Voltaire following with theirs. "He made thousand protestations of his
+fidelity to your Majesty; became pretty weak [like fainting, think you,
+Herr Resident?], and indeed he looks like a skeleton.--We then made
+demand of the Book, OEUVRE DE POESIES: That, he said, was in the Big
+Case; and he knew not whether at Leipzig or Hamburg" (knew very well
+where it was); and finding nothing else would do, wrote for it, showing
+Freytag the Letter; and engaged, on his word of honor, not to stir hence
+till it arrived.
+
+Upon which,--what is farther to be noted, though all seems now
+settled,--Freytag, at Voltaire's earnest entreaty, "for behoof of
+Madame Denis, a beloved Niece, Monsieur, who is waiting for me hourly at
+Strasburg, whom such fright might be the death of!"--puts on paper a few
+words (the few which Voltaire has twisted into "MonSIR," "PoesHies"
+and so forth), to the effect, "That whenever the OEUVRE comes, Voltaire
+shall actually have leave to go." And so, after eight hours, labor (nine
+A.M. to five P.M.), everything is hushed again. Voltaire, much shocked
+and astonished, poor soul, "sits quietly down to his ANNALES" (says
+Collini),--to working, more or less; a resource he often flies to, in
+such cases. Madame Denis, on receiving his bad news at Strasburg, sets
+off towards him: arrives some days before the OEUVRE and its Big Case.
+King Friedrich had gone, May 1st) for some weeks, to his Silesian
+Reviews; June 1st (very day of this great sorting in the Lion d'Or), he
+is off again, to utmost Prussia this time;--and knows, hitherto and till
+quite the end, nothing, except that Voltaire has not turned up anywhere.
+
+... Voltaire cannot have done much at his ANNALS, in this interim at the
+Golden Lion, "where he has liberty to walk in the Garden." He has been,
+and is, secretly corresponding, complaining and applying, all round,
+at a great rate: to Count Stadion the Imperial Excellency at Mainz, to
+French friends, to Princess Wilhelmina, ultimately to Friedrich himself.
+[In--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxxv. 207-214, &c., Letters to Stadion
+(of strange enough tenor: see Varnhagen, pp. 30, &c.). In--OEuvres de
+Frederic,--xxii. 303, and in--OEuvres de Voltaire,--lxxv. 185, is
+the Letter to Friedrich (dateless, totally misplaced, and rendered
+unintelligible, in both Works): Letter SENT through Wilhelmina (see her
+fine remarks in forwarding it,--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxvii. iii.
+234).] He has been receiving visits, from Serene Highnesses, "Duke of
+Meiningen" and the like, who happen to be in Town. Visit from iniquitous
+Dutch Bookseller, Van Duren (Printer of the ANTI-MACHIAVEL); with whom
+we had such controversy once. Iniquitous, now opulent and prosperous,
+Van Duren, happening to be here, will have the pleasure of calling on an
+old distinguished friend: distinguished friend, at sight of him entering
+the Garden, steps hastily up, gives him a box on the ear, without
+words but an interjection or two; and vanishes within doors. That is
+something! "Monsieur," said Collini, striving to weep, but unable, "you
+have had a blow from the greatest man in the world." [Collini, p. 182.]
+In short, Voltaire has been exciting great sensation in Frankfurt; and
+keeping Freytag in perpetual fear and trouble.
+
+MONDAY, 18th JUNE, the Big Case, lumbering along, does arrive. It is
+carried straight to Freytag's; and at eleven in the morning, Collini
+eagerly attends to have it opened. Freytag,--to whom Schmidt has
+returned from Embden, but no Answer from Potsdam, or the least light
+about those SKRIPTUREN,--is in the depths of embarrassment; cannot open,
+till he know completely what items and SKRIPTUREN he is to make sure of
+on opening: "I cannot, till the King's answer come!"--"But your written
+promise to Voltaire?" "Tush, that was my own private promise, Monsieur;
+my own private prediction of what would happen; a thing PRO FORMA", and
+to save Madame Denis's life. Patience; perhaps it will arrive this very
+day. Come again to me at three P.M.;--there is Berlin post today; then
+again in three days:--I surely expect the Order will come by this post
+or next; God grant it may be by this!" Collini attends at three; there
+is Note from Fredersdorf: King's Majesty absent in Preussen all this
+while; expected now in two days. Freytag's face visibly brightens: "Wait
+till next post; three days more, only wait!" [Varnhagen, pp. 39-41.] And
+in fact, by next post, as we find, the OPEN-SESAME did punctually come.
+Voltaire, and all this big cawing rookery of miseries and rages, would
+have at once taken wing again, into the serene blue, could Voltaire but
+have had patience three days more! But that was difficult for him, too
+Difficult.
+
+
+
+
+PART II. VOLTAIRE, IN SPITE OF HIS EFFORTS, DOES GET AWAY (June
+20th-July 7th).
+
+WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20th, Voltaire and Collini ("word. of honor" fallen
+dubious to them, dubious or more),--having laid their plan, striving
+to think it fair in the circumstances,--walk out from the Lion d'Or,
+"Voltaire in black-velvet coat," [Ib. p. 46.] with their valuablest
+effects (LA PUCELLE and money-box included); leaving Madame Denis to
+wait the disimprisonment of OEUVRE DE POESIE and wind up the general
+business. Walk out, very gingerly,--duck into a hackney-coach; and
+attempt to escape by the Mainz Gate! Freytag's spy runs breathless with
+the news; never was a Freytag in such taking. Terrified Freytag has to
+"throw on his coat;" order out three men to gallop by various routes;
+jump into some Excellency's coach (kind Excellency lent it), which is
+luckily standing yoked near by; and shoot with the velocity of life
+and death towards Mainz Gate. Voltaire, whom the well-affected Porter,
+suspecting something, has rather been retarding, is still there:
+"Arrested, in the King's name!"--and there is such a scene! For Freytag,
+too, is now raging, ignited by such percussion of the terrors; and
+speaks, not like what they call "a learned sergeant", but like a
+drilled sergeant in heat of battle: Vol-taire's tongue, also, and
+Collini's,--"Your Excellenz never heard such brazen-faced lies thrown
+on a man; that I had offered, for 1,000 thalers, to let them go; that
+I had"--In short, the thing has caught fire; broken into flaming chaos
+again.
+
+"Freytag [to give one snatch from Collini's side] got into the carriage
+along with us, and led us, in this way, across the mob of people to
+Schmidt's [to see what was to be done with us]. Sentries were put at
+the gate to keep out the mob; we are led into a kind of counting-room;
+clerk, maid-and man-servants are about; Madam Schmidt passes before
+Voltaire with a disdainful air, to listen to Freytag, recounting," in
+the tone not of a LEARNED sergeant, what the matter is. They seize our
+effects; under violent protest, worse than vain. "Voltaire demands to
+have at least his snuffbox, cannot do without snuff; they answer, 'It is
+usual to take everything.'
+
+"His," Voltaire's, "eyes were sparkling with fury; from time to time he
+lifted them on mine, as if to interrogate me. All on a sudden, noticing
+a door half open, he dashes through it, and is out. Madam Schmidt forms
+her squad, shopmen and three maid-servants; and, at their head, rushes
+after. 'What?' cries he, (cannot I be allowed to--to vomit, then?'" They
+form circle round him, till he do it; call out Collini, who finds him
+"bent down, with his fingers in his throat, attempting to vomit; and is
+terrified; 'MON DIEU, are you ill, then?' He answered in a low voice,
+tears in his eyes, 'FINGO, FINGO (I pretend,'" and Collini leads
+him back, RE INFECTA. "The Author of the HENRIADE and MEROPE; what a
+spectacle! [Collini, pp. 81, 86.]... Not for two hours had they
+done with their writings and arrangings. Our portfolios and CASSETTE
+(money-box) were thrown into an empty trunk [what else could they be
+thrown into?]--which was locked with a padlock, and sealed with a paper,
+Voltaire's arms on the one end, and Schmidt's cipher on the other.
+Dorn, Freytag's Clerk, was bidden lead us away. Sign of the BOUC" (or
+BILLY-GOAT; there henceforth; LION D,OR refusing to be concerned with us
+farther); twelve soldiers; Madame Denis with curtains of bayonets,--and
+other well-known flagrancies.... The 7th of July, Voltaire did actually
+go; and then in an extreme hurry,--by his own blame, again. These final
+passages we touch only in the lump; Voltaire's own Narrative of these
+being so copious, flamingly impressive, and still known to everybody.
+How much better for Voltaire and us, had nobody ever known it; had
+it never been written; had the poor hubbub, no better than a chance
+street-riot all of it, after amusing old Frankfurt for a while, been
+left to drop into the gutters forever! To Voltaire and various others
+(me and my poor readers included), that was the desirable thing.
+
+Had there but been, among one's resources, a little patience and
+practical candor, instead of all that vituperative eloquence and power
+of tragi-comic description! Nay, in that case, this wretched street-riot
+hubbub need not have been at all. Truly M. de Voltaire had a talent for
+speech, but lamentably wanted that of silence!--We have now only the
+sad duty of pointing out the principal mendacities contained in M. de
+Voltaire's world-famous Account (for the other side has been heard
+since that); and so of quitting a painful business. The principal
+mendacities--deducting all that about "POE'ShIE" and the like, which we
+will define as poetic fiction--are:--
+
+1. That of the considerable files of soldiers (almost a Company of
+Musketeers, one would think) stuck up round M. de Voltaire and Party, in
+THE BILLY-GOAT; Madame Denis's bed-curtains being a screen of
+bayonets, and the like. The exact number of soldiers I cannot learn: "a
+SCHILDWACHE of the Town-guard [means one; surely does not mean Four?]
+for each prisoner," reports the arithmetical Freytag; which, in the
+extreme case, would have been twelve in whole (as Collini gives it); and
+"next day we reduced them to two", says Freytag.
+
+2. That of the otherwise frightful night Madame Denis had; "the fellow
+Dorn [Freytag's Clerk, a poor, hard-worked frugal creature, with frugal
+wife and family not far off] insisting to sit in the Lady's bedroom;
+there emptying bottle after bottle; nay at last [as Voltaire bethinks
+him, after a few days] threatening to"--Plainly to EXCEL all belief! A
+thing not to be spoken of publicly: indeed, what Lady could speak of
+it at all, except in hints to an Uncle of advanced years?--Proved fact
+being, that Madame Denis, all in a flutter, that first night at THE
+BILLY-GOAT, had engaged Dorn, "for a louis-d'or," to sit in her bedroom;
+and did actually pay him a louis-d'or for doing so! This is very
+bad mendacity; clearly conscious on M. de Voltaire's part, and even
+constructed by degrees.
+
+3. Very bad also is that of the moneys stolen from him by those Official
+people. M. de Voltaire knows well enough how he failed to get his
+moneys, and quitted Frankfurt in a hurry! Here, inexorably certain from
+the Documents, and testimonies on both parts, is that final Passage
+of the long Fire-work: last crackle of the rocket before it dropped
+perpendicular:--
+
+JULY 6th, complete OPEN-SESAME having come, Freytag and Schmidt duly
+invited Voltaire to be present at the opening of seals (his and theirs),
+and to have his moneys and effects returned from that "old trunk" he
+speaks of. But Voltaire had by this time taken a higher flight. July
+6th, Voltaire was protesting before Notaries, about the unheard-of
+violence done him, the signal reparations due; and disdained, for the
+moment, to concern himself with moneys or opening of seals: "Seals,
+moneys? Ye atrocious Highwaymen!"
+
+Upon which, they sent poor Dorn with the sealed trunk in CORPORE, to
+have it opened by Voltaire himself. Collini, in THE BILLY-GOAT,
+next morning (July 7th)) says, he (Collini) had just loaded two
+journey-pistols, part of the usual carriage-furniture, and they lay on
+the table. At sight of poor Dorn darkening his chamber-door, Voltaire,
+the prey of various flurries and high-flown vehemences, snatched one of
+the pistols ("pistol without powder, without flint, without lock," says
+Voltaire; "efficient pistol just loaded", testifies Collini);--snatched
+said pistol; and clicking it to the cock, plunged Dorn-ward, with
+furious exclamations: not quite unlikely to have shot Dorn (in the
+fleshy parts),--had not Collini hurriedly struck up his hand, "MON DIEU,
+MONSIEUR!" and Dorn, with trunk, instantly vanished. Dorn, naturally,
+ran to a Lawyer. Voltaire, dreading Trial for intended Homicide,
+instantly gathered himself; and shot away, self and Pucelle with
+Collini, clear off;--leaving Niece Denis, leaving moneys and other
+things, to wait till to-morrow, and settle as they could.
+
+After due lapse of days, in the due legal manner, the Trunk was opened;
+"the 19 pounds of expenses" (19 pounds and odd shillings, not 100 pounds
+or more, as Voltaire variously gives it) was accurately taken from it
+by Schmidt and Freytag, to be paid where due,--(in exact liquidation,
+"Landlord of THE BILLY-GOAT" so much, "Hackney-Coachmen, Riding
+Constables sent in chase," so much, as per bill);--and the rest, 76
+pounds 10s. was punctually locked up again, till Voltaire should apply
+for it. "Send it after him," Friedrich answered, when inquired of; "send
+it after him; but not [reflects he] unless there is somebody to take his
+Receipt for it,"--our gentleman being the man he is. Which case, or any
+application from Voltaire, never turned up. "Robbed by those highwaymen
+of Prussian Agents!" exclaimed Voltaire everywhere, instead of applying.
+Never applied; nor ever forgot. Would fain have engaged Collini to
+apply,--especially when the French Armies had got into Frankfurt,--but
+Collini did not see his way. [Three Letters to Collini on the subject
+(January-May, 1759),--Collini,--pp. 208-211.]
+
+So that, except as consolatory scolding-stock for the rest of his life,
+Voltaire got nothing of his 76 pounds 10s., "with jewels and snuffbox,"
+always lying ready in the Trunk for him. And it had, I suppose, at the
+long last, to go by RIGHT OF WINDFALL to somebody or other:--unless,
+perhaps, it still lie, overwhelmed under dust and lumber, in the garrets
+of the old Rathhaus yonder, waiting for a legal owner? What became of
+it, no man knows; but that no doit of it ever went Freytag's or
+King Friedrich's way, is abundantly evident. On the whole, what an
+entertaining Narrative is that of Voltaire's; but what a pity he had
+ever written it!
+
+This was the finishing Catastrophe, tragical exceedingly; which went
+loud-sounding through the world, and still goes,--the more is the pity.
+Catastrophe due throughout to three causes: FIRST, That Fredersdorf,
+not Eichel, wrote the Order; and introduced the indefinite phrase
+SKRIPTUREN, instead of sticking by the OEUVRE DE POESIES, the one
+essential point. SECOND, That Freytag was of heavy pipe-clay nature.
+THIRD, That Voltaire was of impatient explosive nature; and, in
+calamities, was wont, not to be silent and consider, but to lift up his
+voice (having such a voice), and with passionate melody appeal to the
+Universe, and do worse, by way of helping himself!--
+
+"The poor Voltaire, after all!" ejaculates Smelfungus. "Lean, of no
+health, but melodious extremely (in a shallow sense); and truly very
+lonely, old and weak, in this world. What an end to Visit Fifth; began
+in Olympus, terminates in the Lock-up! His conduct, except in the Jew
+Case, has nothing of bad, at least of unprovokedly bad. 'Lost my teeth,'
+said he, when things were at zenith. 'Thought I should never weep
+again,'--now when they are at nadir. A sore blow to one's Vanity, in
+presence of assembled mankind; and made still more poignant by noises of
+one's own adding. France forbidden to him [by expressive signallings];
+miraculous Goshen of Prussia shut: (these old eyes, which I thought
+would continue dry till they closed forever, were streaming in tears;'"
+[Letter from "Mainz, 9th July," third day of rout or flight; To Niece
+Denis, left behind (--OEuvres,--lxxv. 220).]--but soon brightened up
+again: Courage!
+
+How Voltaire now wanders about for several years, doing his ANNALES,
+and other Works; now visiting Lyon City (which is all in GAUDEAMUS
+round him, though Cardinal Tencin does decline him as dinner-guest); now
+lodging with Dom Calmet in the Abbey of Senones (ultimately in one's
+own first-floor, in Colmar near by), digging, in Calmet's Benedictine
+Libraries, stuff for his ANNALES;--wandering about (chiefly in Elsass,
+latterly on the Swiss Border), till he find rest for the sole of his
+foot: [Purchased LES DELICES (The Delights), as he named it, a glorious
+Summer Residence, on the Lake, near Geneva (supplemented by a Winter
+ditto, MONRION, near Lausanne), "in February, 1755" (--OEuvres,--xvii.
+243 n.);--then purchased FERNEY, not far off, "in October, 1758;"
+and continued there, still more glorious, for almost twenty years
+thenceforth (ib. lxxvii. 398, xxxix. 307: thank the exact "Clog." for
+both these Notes).] all this may be known to readers; and we must
+say nothing of it. Except only that, next year, in his tent, or hired
+lodgings at Colmar, the Angels visited him (Abraham-like, after a sort).
+Namely, that one evening (late in October, 1754), a knock came to his
+door, "Her Serene Highness of Baireuth wishes to see you, at the Inn
+over there!" "Inn, Baireuth, say you? Heavens, what?"--Or, to take it in
+the prose form:--
+
+"January 26th, 1753, about eight P.M. [while Voltaire sat desolate in
+Francheville's, far away], the Palace at Baireuth,--Margraf with candle
+at an open window, and gauze curtains near--had caught fire; inexorably
+flamed up, and burnt itself to ashes, it and other fine edifices
+adjoining. [Holle, STADT BAYREUTH (Bayreuth, 1833), p. 178.] Wilhelmina
+is always very ill in health; they are now rebuilding their Palace:
+Margraf has suggested, 'Why not try Montpellier; let us have a winter
+there!' On that errand they are (end of October, 1754) got the length
+of Colmar; and do the Voltaire miracle in passing. Very charming to the
+poor man, in his rustication here.
+
+"'Eight hours in a piece, with the Sister of the King of Prussia" writes
+he: think of that, my friends! 'She loaded me with bounties; made me a
+most beautiful present. Insisted to see my Niece; would have me go with
+them to Montpellier.' [Letters (in--OEuvres,--lxxv. 450, 452), "Colmar,
+23d October, &c. 1754."] Other interviews and meetings they had, there
+and farther on: Voltaire tried for the Montpellier; but could not.
+[Wrote to Friedrich about it (one of his first Letters after the
+Explosion), applying to Friedrich "for a Passport" or Letter of
+Protection; which Friedrich answers by De Prades, openly laughing at
+it (--OEuvres,--xxiii. 6).] Wilhelmina wintered at Montpellier,
+without Voltaire "Thank your stars!' writes Friedrich to her. The
+Friedrich-Wilhelmina LETTERS are at their best during this Journey; here
+unfortunately very few). [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxvii. iii. 248-273
+(September, 1754, and onwards).] Winter done, Wilhelmina went still
+South, to Italy, to Naples, back by Venice:--at Naples, undergoing the
+Grotto del Cane and neighborhood, Wilhelmina plucked a Sprig of Laurel
+from Virgil's Grave, and sent it to her Brother in the prettiest
+manner;--is home at Baireuth, new Palace ready, August, 1755."
+
+These points, hurriedly put down, careful readers will mark, and perhaps
+try to keep in mind. Wilhelmina's Tourings are not without interest to
+her friends. Of her Voltaire acquaintanceship, especially, we shall hear
+again. With Voltaire, Friedrich himself had no farther Correspondence,
+or as good as none, for four years and more. What Voltaire writes to
+him (with Gifts of Books and the like, in the tenderest regretful
+pathetically COOING tone, enough to mollify rocks), Friedrich usually
+answers by De Prades, if at all,--in a quite discouraging manner. In the
+end of 1757, on what hint we shall see, the Correspondence recommenced,
+and did not cease again so long as they both lived.
+
+Voltaire at Potsdam is a failure, then. Nothing to be made of that. Law
+is reformed; Embden has its Shipping Companies; Industry flourishes: but
+as to the Trismegistus of the Muses coming to our Hearth--! Some Eight
+of Friedrich's years were filled by these Three grand Heads of Effort;
+perfect Peace in all his borders: and in 1753 we see how the celestial
+one of them has gone to wreck. "Understand at last, your Majesty, that
+there is no Muses'-Heaven possible on Telluric terms; and cast that
+notion out of your head!"
+
+Friedrich does cast it out, more and more, henceforth,--"ACH, MEIN
+LIEBER SULZER, what was your knowledge, then, of that damned race?"
+Casts it out, we perceive,--and in a handsome silently stoical way.
+Cherishing no wrath in his heart against any poor devil; still, in some
+sort, loving this and the other of them; Chasot, Algarotti, Voltaire
+even, who have gone from him, too weak for the place: "Too weak, alas,
+yes; and I, was I wise to try them, then?" With a fine humanity, new
+hope inextinguishably welling up; really with a loyalty, a modesty, a
+cheery brother manhood unexpected by readers.
+
+Eight of the Eleven Peace Years are gone in these courses. The next
+three, still silent and smooth to the outward eye, were defaced by
+subterranean mutterings, electric heralds of coming storm. "Meaning
+battle and wrestle again?" thinks Friedrich, listening intent. A far
+other than welcome message to Friedrich. A message ominous; thrice
+unwelcome, not to say terrible. Requires to be scanned with all one's
+faculty; to be interpreted; to be obeyed, in spite of one's reluctances
+and lazinesses. To plunge again into the Mahlstrom, into the clash of
+Chaos, and dive for one's Silesia, the third time;--horrible to lazy
+human nature: but if the facts are so) it must be done!--
+
+
+
+
+Chapter XIII. ROMISH-KING QUESTION; ENGLISH-PRIVATEER QUESTION.
+
+The public Events so called, which have been occupying mankind during
+this Voltaire Visit, require now mainly to be forgotten;--and may,
+for our purposes, be conveniently riddled down to Three. FIRST,
+King-of-the-Romans Question; SECOND, English-Privateer Question;
+and then, hanging curiously related to these Two, a THIRD, or
+"English-French Canada Question." Of some importance all of them;
+extremely important to Friedrich, especially that Third and least
+expected of them.
+
+Witty Hanbury Williams, the English Excellency at Berlin, busy
+intriguing little creature, became distasteful there, long since; and
+they had to take him away: "recalled," say the Documents, "22d January,
+1751." Upon which, no doubt, he made a noise in Downing Street; and got,
+it appears, "re-credentials to Berlin, 4th March, 1751;" [Manuscript
+LIST in State-Paper Office.] but I think did not much reside, nor intend
+to reside; having all manner of wandering Continental duties to do; and
+a world of petty businesses and widespread intrigues, Russian, German
+and other, on hand. Robinson, too, is now home; returned, 1748 (Treaty
+of Aix in his pocket); and an Excellency Keith, more and more famous
+henceforth, has succeeded him in that Austrian post. Busy people, these
+and others; now legationing in Foreign parts: able in their way; but
+whose work proved to be that of spinning ropes from sand, and must not
+detain us at this time.
+
+The errand of all these Britannic Excellencies is upon a notable scheme,
+which Royal George and his Newcastle have devised, Of getting all made
+tight, and the Peace of Aix double-riveted, so to speak, and rendered
+secure against every contingency,--by having Archduke Joseph at once
+elected "King of the Romans." King of the Romans straightway; whereby
+he follows at once as Kaiser, should his Father die; and is liable to
+no French or other intriguing; and we have taken a bond of Fate that
+the Balance cannot be canted again. Excellent scheme, think both these
+heads; and are stirring Germany with all their might, purse in hand, to
+co-operate, and do it. Inconceivable what trouble these prescient
+minds are at, on this uncertain matter. It was Britannic Majesty's
+and Newcastle's main problem in this world, for perhaps four years
+(1749-1753):--"My own child," as a fond Noodle of Newcastle used to
+call it; though I rather think it was the other that begot the wretched
+object, but had tired sooner of nursing it under difficulties.
+
+Unhappily there needs unanimity of all the Nine Electors. The poorer you
+can buy; "Bavarian Subsidy," or annual pension, is only 45,000 pounds,
+for this invaluable object; Koln is only--a mere trifle: [Debate on
+"Bavarian Subsidy" (in Walpole,--George the Second,--i. 49): endless
+Correspondence between Newcastle and his Brother (curious to read,
+though of the most long-eared description on the Duke's part), in
+Coxe's--Pelham,--ii, 338-465 ("31st May, 1750-3d November, 1752"):
+precise Account (if anybody now wanted it), in--Adelung,--vii. 146, 149,
+154, et seq.] trifles all, in comparison of the sacred Balance, and dear
+Hanover kept scathless. But unfortunately Friedrich, whom we must not
+think of buying, is not enthusiastic in the cause! Far from it. The now
+Kaiser has never yet got him, according to bargain, a Reichs-Guarantee
+for the Peace of Dresden; and needs endless flagitating to do it. [Does
+it, at length, by way of furtherance to this Romish-King Business, "23d
+January-14th May, 1751" (--Adelung,--vii. 217).] The chase of security
+and aggrandizement to the House of Austria is by no means Friedrich's
+chief aim! This of King of the Romans never could be managed by
+Britannic Majesty and his Newcastle.
+
+It was very triumphant, and I think at its hopefulest, in 1750, soon
+after starting,--when Excellency Hanbury first appeared at Berlin
+on behalf of it. That was Excellency Hanbury's first journey on this
+errand; and he made a great many more, no man readier; a stirring,
+intriguing creature (and always with such moneys to distribute); had
+victorious hopes now and then,--which one and all proved fatuous.
+["June, 1750," Hanbury for Berlin (Britannic Majesty much anxious
+Hanbury were there): Hanbury to Warsaw next (hiring Polish Majesty
+there); at Dresden, does make victorious Treaty, September, 1751; at
+Vienna, 1753 (still on the aawe quest). Coxe's--Pelham,--ii. 339, 196,
+469.] In 1751 and 1752, the darling Project met cross tides, foul winds,
+political whirlpools ("Such a set are those German Princes!")--and swam,
+indomitable, though near desperate, as Project seldom did; till happily,
+in 1753, it sank drowned:--and left his Grace of Newcastle asking,
+"Well-a-day! And is not England drowned too?" We hope not.
+
+"Owing mainly to Friedrich's opposition!" exclaimed Noodle and the
+Political Circles. Which--(though it was not the fact; Friedrich's
+opposition, once that Reichs-Guarantee of his own was got, being mostly
+passive, "Push it through the stolid element, then, YOU stolid fellows,
+if you can!")--awoke considerable outcry in England. Lively suspicion
+there, of treasonous intentions to the Cause of Liberty, on his Prussian
+Majesty's part; and--coupled with other causes that had risen--a
+great deal of ill-nature, in very dark condition, against his Prussian
+Majesty. And it was not Friedrich's blame, chiefly or at all. If indeed
+Friedrich would have forwarded the Enterprise:--but he merely did not;
+and the element was viscous, stolid. Austria itself had wished the
+thing; but with nothing like such enthusiasm as King George;--to whom
+the refusal, by Friedrich and Fate, was a bitter disappointment. Poor
+Britannic Majesty: Archduke Joseph came to be King of the Romans, in due
+course; right enough. And long before that event (almost before George
+had ended his vain effort to hasten it), Austria turned on its pivot;
+and had clasped, not England to its bosom, but France (thanks to that
+exquisite Kaunitz); and was in arms AGAINST England, dear Hanover, and
+the Cause of Liberty! Vain to look too far ahead,--especially with those
+fish-eyes. Smelfungus has a Note on Kaunitz; readable, though far too
+irreverent of that superlative Diplomatist, and unjust to the real human
+merits he had.
+
+"The struggles of Britannic George to get a King of the Romans elected
+were many. Friedrich never would bite at this salutary scheme for
+strengthening the House of Austria: 'A bad man, is not he?' And all the
+while, the Court of Austria seemed indifferent, in comparison;--and Graf
+von Kaunitz-Rietberg, Ambassador at Paris, was secretly busy, wheeling
+Austria round on its axis, France round on its; and bringing them
+to embrace in political wedlock! Feat accomplished by his Excellency
+Kaunitz (Paris, 1752-1753);--accomplished, not consummated; left ready
+for consummating when he, Kaunitz, now home as Prime Minister, or
+helmsman on the new tack, should give signal. Thought to be one of the
+cleverest feats ever done by Diplomatic art.
+
+"Admirable feat, for the Diplomatic art which it needed; not, that I
+can see, for any other property it had. Feat which brought, as it was
+intended to do, a Third Silesian War; death of about a million fighting
+men, and endless woes to France and Austria in particular. An exquisite
+Diplomatist this Kaunitz; came to be Prince, almost to be God-Brahma
+in Austria, and to rule the Heavens and Earth (having skill with his
+Sovereign Lady, too), in an exquisite and truly surprising manner. Sits
+there sublime, like a gilt crockery Idol, supreme over the populations,
+for near forty years.
+
+"One reads all Biographies and Histories of Kaunitz: [Hormayr's
+(in--OEsterreichischer Plutarch,--iv. 3tes, 231-283); &c. &c.] one
+catches evidence of his well knowing his Diplomatic element, and how to
+rule it and impose on it. Traits there are of human cunning, shrewdness
+of eye;--of the loftiest silent human pride, stoicism, perseverance of
+determination,--but not, to my remembrance, of any conspicuous human
+wisdom whatever, One asks, Where is his wisdom? Enumerate, then, do me
+the pleasure of enumerating, What he contrived that the Heavens answered
+Yes to, and not No to? All silent! A man to give one thoughts. Sits like
+a God-Brahma, human idol of gilt crockery, with nothing in the belly of
+it (but a portion of boiled chicken daily, very ill-digested); and
+such a prostrate worship, from those around him, as was hardly
+seen elsewhere. Grave, inwardly unhappy-looking; but impenetrable,
+uncomplaining. Seems to have passed privately an Act of Parliament:
+'Kaunitz-Rietberg here, as you see him, is the greatest now alive; he, I
+privately assure you!'--and, by continued private determination, to have
+got all men about him to ratify the same, and accept it as valid. Much
+can be done in that way with stupidish populations; nor is Beau Brummel
+the only instance of it, among ourselves, in the later epochs.
+
+"Kaunitz is a man of long hollow face, nose naturally rather turned
+into the air, till artificially it got altogether turned thither. Rode
+beautifully; but always under cover; day by day, under glass roof in
+the riding-school, so many hours or minutes, watch in hand. Hated, or
+dreaded, fresh air above everything: so that the Kaiserinn, a noble
+lover of it, would always good-humoredly hasten to shut her windows when
+he made her a visit. Sumptuous suppers, soirees, he had; the pink of
+Nature assembling in his house; galaxy, domestic and foreign, of all the
+Vienna Stars. Through which he would walk one turn; glancing stoically,
+over his nose, at the circumambient whirlpool of nothings,--happy the
+nothing to whom he would deign a word, and make him something. O my
+friends!--In short, it was he who turned Austria on its axis, and France
+on its, and brought them to the kissing pitch. Pompadour and Maria
+Theresa kissing mutually, like Righteousness and--not PEACE, at any
+rate! 'MA CHERE COUSINE,' could I have believed it, at one time?"
+
+A SECOND Prussian-English cause of offence had arisen, years ago, and
+was not yet settled; nay is now (Spring, 1753) at its height or crisis:
+Offence in regard to English Privateering.
+
+Friedrich, ever since Ost-Friesland was his, has a considerable Foreign
+Trade,--not as formerly from Stettin alone, into the Baltic Russian
+ports; but from Embden now, which looks out into the Atlantic and the
+general waters of Europe and the World. About which he is abundantly
+careful, as we have seen. Anxious to go on good grounds in this matter,
+and be accurately neutral, and observant of the Maritime Laws, he
+had, in 1744, directly after coming to possession of Ost-Friesland,
+instructed Excellency Andrie, his Minister in London, to apply at the
+fountain-head, and expressly ask of my Lord Carteret: "Are hemp, flax,
+timber contraband?" "No," answered Carteret; Andrie reported, No. And
+on this basis they acted, satisfactorily, for above a year. But,
+in October, 1745, the English began violently to take PLANKS for
+contraband; and went on so, and ever worse, till the end of the War.
+[Adelung, vii. 334.] Excellency Andrie has gone home; and a Secretary of
+Legation, Herr Michel, is now here in his stead:--a good few dreary
+old Pamphlets of Michel's publishing (official Declaration, official
+Arguments, Documents, in French and English, 4to and 8vo, on this
+extinct subject), if you go deep into the dust-bins, can be disinterred
+here to this day. Tread lightly, touching only the chief summits. The
+Haggle stretches through five years, 1748-1753,--and then at last ceases
+HAGGLING:--
+
+"JANUARY 8th, 1748 [War still on foot, but near ending], Michel applies
+about injuries, about various troubles and unjust seizures of ships;
+Secretary Chesterfield answers, 'We have an Admiralty Court; beyond
+question, right shall be done.' 'Would it were soon, then!' hints
+Michel. Chesterfield, who is otherwise politeness itself, confidently
+hopes so; but cannot push Judicial people.
+
+"FEBRUARY, 1748. Admiralty being still silent, Michel applies by
+Memorial, in a specific case: 'Two Stettin Ships, laden with wine from
+Bordeaux, and a third vessel,' of some other Prussian port, laden with
+corn; taken in Ramsgate Roads, whither they had been driven by storm:
+'Give me these Ships back!' Memorial to his Grace of Newcastle, this.
+Upon which the Admiralty sits; with deliberation, decides (June, 1748),
+'Yes!' And 'there is hope that a Treaty of Commerce will follow;'
+[--Gentleman's Magazine,--xviii. (for 1748), pp. 64, 141.] which was far
+from being the issue just yet!
+
+"On the contrary, his Prussian Majesty's Merchants, perhaps encouraged
+by this piece of British justice, came forward with more and ever more
+complaints and instances. To winnow the strictly true out of which,
+from the half-true or not provable, his Prussian Majesty has appointed
+a 'Commission,'" fit people, and under strict charges, I can believe,
+"Commission takes (to Friedrich's own knowledge) a great deal of
+pains;--and it does not want for clean corn, after all its winnowing.
+Plenty of facts, which can be insisted on as indisputable. 'Such and
+such Merchant Ships [Schedules of them given in, with every particular,
+time, name, cargo, value] have been laid hold of on the Ocean Highway,
+and carried into English Ports;--OUT of which his Prussian Majesty has,
+in all Friendliness, to beg that they be now re-delivered, and justice
+done.' 'Contraband of War,' answer the English; 'sorry to have given
+your Majesty the least uneasiness; but they were carrying'--'No, pardon
+me; nothing contraband discoverable in them;' and hands in his verified
+Schedules, with perfectly polite, but more and more serious request,
+That the said ships be restored, and damages accounted for. 'Our Prize
+Courts have sat on every ship of them,' eagerly shrieks Newcastle all
+along: 'what can we do!' 'Nay a Special Commission shall now [1751, date
+not worth seeking farther]--special Commission shall now sit, till his
+Prussian Majesty get every satisfaction in the world!'
+
+"English Special Commission, counterpart of that Prussian one (which is
+in vacation by this time), sits accordingly: but is very slow; reports
+for a long while nothing, except, 'Oh, give us time!' and reports, in
+the end, nothing in the least satisfactory. ["Have entirely omitted
+the essential points on which the matter turns; and given such confused
+account, in consequence, that it is not well possible to gather from
+their Report any clear and just idea of it at all." (Verdict of the
+PRUSSIAN Commission: which had been re-assembled by Friedrich, on this
+Report from the English one, and adjured to speak only "what they
+could answer to God, to the King and to the whole world," concerning
+it:--Seyfarth,--ii. 183.)] 'Prize Courts? Special Commission?' thinks
+Friedrich: 'I must have my ships back!' And, after a great many months,
+and a great many haggles, Friedrich, weary of giving time, instructs
+Michel to signify, in proper form ('23d November, 1752'), 'That the
+Law's delay seemed to be considerable in England; that till the fulness
+of time did come, and right were done his poor people, he, Friedrich
+himself, would hopefully wait; but now at last must, provisionally, pay
+his poor people their damages;--would accordingly, from the 23d day
+of April next, cease the usual payment to English Bondholders on their
+Silesian Bonds; and would henceforth pay no portion farther of that
+Debt, principal or interest [about 250,000 pounds now owing], but
+proceed to indemnify his own people from it, to the just length,--and
+deposit the remainder in Bank, till Britannic Majesty and Prussian
+could UNITE in ordering payment of it; which one trusts may be
+soon!'" [Walpole, i. 295; Seyfarth, ii. 183, 157; Adelung, vii.
+331-338;--Gentleman's Magazine;--&c.]
+
+"November 23d, 1752, resolved on by Friedrich;" "consummated April 23d,
+1753:" these are the dates of this decisive passage (Michel's biggest
+Pamphlet, French and English, issuing on the occasion). February 8th,
+1753, no redress obtainable, poor Newcastle shrieks, "Can't, must n't;
+astonishing!" and "the people are in great wrath about it. April 12th,
+Friedrich replies, in the kindest terms; but sticking to his point."
+[Adelung, vii. 336-338.] And punctually continued so, and did as he had
+said. With what rumor in the City, commentaries in the Newspapers and
+flutter to his Grace of Newcastle, may be imagined. "What a Nephew have
+I!" thinks Britannic Majesty: "Hah, and Embden, Ost-Friesland, is not
+his. Embden itself is mine!" A great deal of ill-nature was generated,
+in England, by this one affair of the Privateers, had there been no
+other: and in dark cellars of men's minds (empty and dark on this
+matter), there arose strange caricature Portraitures of Friedrich: and
+very mad notions--of Friedrich's perversity, astucity, injustice, malign
+and dangerous intentions--are more or less vocal in the Old Newspapers
+and Distinguished Correspondences of those days. Of which, this one
+sample:
+
+To what height the humor of the English ran against Friedrich is still
+curiously noticeable, in a small Transaction of tragic Ex-Jacobite
+nature, which then happened, and in the commentaries it awoke in
+their imagination. Cameron of Lochiel, who forced his way through the
+Nether-Bow in Edinburgh, had been a notable rebel; but got away to
+France, and was safe in some military post there. Dr. Archibald Cameron,
+Lochiel's Brother, a studious contemplative gentleman, bred to Physic,
+but not practising except for charity, had quitted his books, and
+attended the Rebel March in a medical capacity,--"not from choice," as
+he alleged, "but from compulsion of kindred;"--and had been of help to
+various Loyalists as well; a foe of Human Pain, and not of anything else
+whatever: in fact, as appears, a very mild form of Jacobite Rebel.
+He too got, to France; but had left his Wife, Children and frugal
+Patrimonies behind him,--and had to return in proper concealment,
+more than once, to look after them. Two Visits, I think two, had been
+successfully transacted, at intervals; but the third, in 1753, proved
+otherwise.
+
+March 12th, 1753, wind of him being had, and the slot-hounds uncoupled
+and put on his trail, poor Cameron was unearthed "at the Laird
+of Glenbucket's," and there laid hold of; locked in Edinburgh
+Castle,--thence to the Tower, and to Trial for High Treason. Which went
+against him; in spite of his fine pleadings, and manful conciliatory
+appearances and manners. Executed 7th June, 1753. His poor Wife had
+twice squeezed her way into the Royal Levee at Kensington, with
+Petition for mercy;--fainted, the first time, owing to the press and
+the agitation; but did, the second time, fall on her knees before Royal
+George, and supplicate,--who had to turn a deaf ear, royal gentleman; I
+hope, not without pain.
+
+The truth is, poor Cameron---though, I believe, he had some vague
+Jacobite errands withal--never would have harmed anybody in the rebel
+way; and might with all safety have been let live. But his Grace of
+Newcastle, and the English generally, had got the strangest notion into
+their head. Those appointments of Earl Marischal to Paris, of Tyrconnel
+to Berlin; Friedrich's nefarious spoiling of that salutary Romish-King
+Project; and now simultaneous with that, his nefarious oonduct in our
+Privateer Business: all this, does it not prove him--as the Hanburys,
+Demon Newswriters and well-informed persons have taught us--to be one
+of the worst men living, and a King bent upon our ruin? What is certain,
+though now well-nigh inconceivable, it was then, in the upper Classes
+and Political Circles, universally believed, That this Dr. Cameron was
+properly an "Emissary of the King of Prussia's;" that Cameron's errand
+here was to rally the Jacobite embers into new flame;--and that, at
+the first clear sputter, Friedrich had 15,000 men, of his best
+Prussian-Spartan troops, ready to ferry over, and help Jacobitism to
+do the matter this time! [Walpole,--George the Second,--i. 333, 353;
+and--Letters to Horace Mann--(Summer, 1753), for the belief held.
+Adelung, vii. 338-341, for the poor Cameron tragedy itself.]
+
+About as likely as that the Cham of Tartary had interfered in the
+"Bangorian Controversy" (raging, I believe, some time since,--in
+Cremorne Gardens fist of all, which was Bishop Hoadly's Place,--to the
+terror of mitres and wigs); or that, the Emperor of China was concerned
+in Meux's Porter-Brewery, with an eye to sale of NUX VOMICA. Among
+all the Kings that then were, or that ever were, King Friedrich
+distinguished himself by the grand human virtue (one of the most
+important for Kings and for men) of keeping well at home,--of always
+minding his own affairs. These were, in fact, the one thing he minded;
+and he did that well. He was vigilant, observant all round, for
+weather-symptoms; thoroughly well informed of what his neighbors had on
+hand; ready to interfere, generally in some judicious soft way, at any
+moment, if his own Countries or their interests came to be concerned;
+certain, till then, to continue a speculative observer merely. He had
+knowledge, to an extent of accuracy which often surprised his
+neighbors: but there is no instance in which he meddled where he had no
+business;--and few, I believe, in which he did not meddle, and to the
+purpose, when he had.
+
+Later in his Reign, in the time of the American War (1777), there is, on
+the English part, in regard to Friedrich, an equally distracted notion
+of the same kind brought to light. Again, a conviction, namely,
+or moral-certainty, that Friedrich is about assisting the American
+Insurgents against us;--and a very strange and indubitable step is
+ordered to be taken in consequence. [--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxvi. 394
+(Friedrich to Prince Henri, 29th June, 1777.)] As shall be noticed, if
+we have time. No enlightened Public, gazing for forty or fifty years
+into an important Neighbor Gentleman, with intent for practical
+knowledge of him, could well, though assisted by the cleverest Hanburys,
+and Demon and Angel Newswriters, have achieved less!--
+
+Question THIRD is--But Question Third, so extremely important was it in
+the sequel, will deserve a Chapter to itself.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter XIV. THERE IS LIKE TO BE ANOTHER WAR AHEAD.
+
+Question Third, French-English Canada Question, is no other than, under
+a new form, our old friend the inexorable JENKINS'S-EAR QUESTION;
+soul of all these Controversies, and--except Silesia and Friedrich's
+Question--the one meaning they have! Huddled together it had been, at
+the Peace of Aix-la-Chapelle, and left for closed under "New Spanish
+Assiento Treaty," or I know not what:--you thought to close it by
+Diplomatic putty and varnish in that manner: and here, by law of Nature,
+it comes welling up on you anew. For IT springs from the Centre, as we
+often say, and is the fountain and determining element of very large
+Sections of Human History, still hidden in the unseen Time.
+
+"Ocean Highway to be free; for the English and others who have business
+on it?" The English have a real and weighty errand there. "English to
+trade and navigate, as the Law of Nature orders, on those Seas; and to
+ponderate or preponderate there, according to the real amount of weight
+they and their errand have? OR, English to have their ears torn off;
+and imperious French-Spanish Bourbons, grounding on extinct
+Pope's-meridians, GLOIRE and other imaginary bases, to take command?"
+The incalculable Yankee Nations, shall they be in effect YANGKEE
+("English" with a difference), or FRANGCEE ("French" with a difference)?
+A Question not to be closed by Diplomatic putty, try as you will!
+
+By Treaty of Utrecht (1713), "all Nova Scotia [ACADIE as then called],
+with Newfoundland and the adjacent Islands," was ceded to the English,
+and has ever since been possessed by them accordingly. Unluckily that
+Treaty omitted to settle a Line of Boundary to landward, or westward,
+for their "NOVA SCOTIA;" or generally, a Boundary from NORTH TO SOUTH
+between the British Colonies and the French in those parts.
+
+The Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle, eager to conclude itself, stipulated,
+with great distinctness, that Cape Breton, all its guns and furnishings
+entire, should be restored at once (France extremely anxious on
+that point); but for the rest had, being in such haste, flung itself
+altogether into the principle of STATUS-QUO-ANTE, as the short way for
+getting through. The boundary in America was vaguely defined, as "now to
+be what it had been before the War." It had, for many years before the
+War, been a subject of constant altercation. ACADIE, for instance, the
+NOVA SCOTIA of the English since Utrecht time, the French maintained to
+mean only "the Peninsula", or Nook included between the Ocean Waters and
+the Bay of Fundy. And, more emphatic still, on the "Isthmus" (or narrow
+space, at northwest, between said Bay and the Ocean or the Gulf of St.
+Lawrence) they had built "Forts:" "Stockades," or I know not what, "on
+the Missaquish" (HODIE Missiquash), a winding difficult river, northmost
+of the Bay of Fundy's rivers, which the French affirm to be the real
+limit in that quarter. The sparse French Colonists of the interior,
+subjects of England, are not to be conciliated by perfect toleration of
+religion and the like; but have an invincible proclivity to join their
+Countrymen outside, and wish well to those Stockades on the Missiquash.
+It must be owned, too, the French Official People are far from
+scrupulous or squeamish; show energy of management; and are very skilful
+with the Indians, who are an important item. Canada is all French; has
+its Quebecs, Montreals, a St. Lawrence River occupied at all the good
+military points, and serving at once as bulwark and highway.
+
+Southward and westward, France, in its exuberant humor, claims for
+itself The whole Basin of the St. Lawrence, and the whole Basin of the
+Mississippi as well: "Have not we Stockades, Castles, at the military
+points; Fortified Places in Louisiana itself?" Yes;--and how many
+Ploughed Fields bearing Crop have you? It is to the good Plougher, not
+ultimately to the good Cannonier, that those portions of Creation will
+belong? The exuberant intention of the French is, after getting back
+Cape Breton, "To restrict those aspiring English Colonies," mere
+Ploughers and Traders, hardly numbering above one million, "to the Space
+eastward of the Alleghany Mountains," over which they are beginning
+to climb, "and southward of that Missiquash, or, at farthest, of the
+Penobscot and Kennebunk" (rivers HODIE in the State of Maine). [La
+Gallisonniere, Governor of Canada's DESPATCH, "Quebec, 15th January,
+1749" (cited in Bancroft,--History of the United States,--Boston, 1839,
+et seq.). "The English Inhabitants are computed at 1,051,000; French (in
+Canada 45,000, in Louisiana 7,000), in all 52,000:"--History of British
+Dominions in North America--(London, 1773), p. 13. Bancroft (i. 154)
+counts the English Colonists in "1754 about 1,200,000."] That will be
+a very pretty Parallelogram for them and their ploughs and trade-packs:
+we, who are 50,000 odd, expert with the rifle far beyond them, will
+occupy the rest of the world. Such is the French exuberant notion: and,
+October, 1745, before signature at Aix-la-Chapelle, much more before
+Delivery of Cape Breton, the Commandant at Detroit (west end of Lake
+Erie) had received orders, "To oppose peremptorily every English
+Establishment not only thereabouts, but on the Ohio or its tributaries;
+by monition first; and then by force, if monition do not serve."
+
+Establishments of any solidity or regularity the English have not in
+those parts; beyond the Alleghanies all is desert: "from the Canada
+Lakes to the Carolinas, mere hunting-ground of the Six Nations; dotted
+with here and there an English trading-house, or adventurous Squatter's
+farm:"--to whom now the French are to say: "Home you, instantly; and
+leave the Desert alone!" The French have distinct Orders from Court,
+and energetically obey the same; the English have indistinct Orders from
+Nature, and do not want energy, or mind to obey these: confusions and
+collisions are manifold, ubiquitous, continual. Of which the history
+would be tiresome to everybody; and need only be indicated here by a
+mark or two of the main passages.
+
+In 1749, three things had occurred worth mention. FIRST, Captain Coram,
+a public-spirited half-pay gentleman in London, originator of the
+Foundling Hospital there, had turned his attention to the fine
+capabilities and questionable condition of NOVA SCOTIA, with few
+inhabitants, and those mostly disaffected; and, by many efforts now
+forgotten, had got the Government persuaded to despatch (June, 1749)
+a kind of Half-pay or Military Colony to those parts: "more than 1,400
+persons disbanded officers, soldiers and marines, under Colonel
+Edward Cornwallis," Brother of the since famous Lord Cornwallis.
+[Coxe's--Pelham,--ii. 113.] Who landed, accordingly, on that rough
+shore; stockaded themselves in, hardily endeavoring and enduring; and
+next year, built a Town for themselves; Town of HALIFAX (so named from
+the then Lord Halifax, President of the Board of Trade); which stands
+there, in more and more conspicuous manner, at this day. Thanks to you,
+Captain Coram; though the ungrateful generations (except dimly in CORAM
+Street, near your Hospital) have lost all memory of you, as their wont
+is. Blockheads; never mind them.
+
+The SECOND thing is, an "Ohio Company" has got together in Virginia;
+Governor there encouraging; Britannic Majesty giving Charter (March,
+1749), and what is still easier, "500,000 Acres of Land" in those Ohio
+regions, since you are minded to colonize there in a fixed manner.
+Britannic Majesty thinks the Country "between the Monongahela and
+the Kanahawy" (southern feeders of Ohio) will do best; but is not
+particular. Ohio Company, we shall find, chose at last, as the eligible
+spot, the topmost fork or very Head of the Ohio,--where Monongahela
+River from south and Alleghany River from north unite to form "The
+Ohio;" where stands, in our day, the big sooty Town of Pittsburg and
+its industries. Ohio Company was laudably eager on this matter;
+Land-Surveyor in it (nay, at length, "Colonel of a Regiment of 150 men
+raised by the Ohio Company") was Mr. George Washington, whose Family
+had much promoted the Enterprise; and who was indeed a steady-going,
+considerate, close-mouthed Young Gentleman; who came to great
+distinction in the end.
+
+French Governor (La Gallisonniere still the man), getting wind of this
+Ohio Company still in embryo, anticipates the birth; sends a vigilant
+Commandant thitherward, "with 300 men, To trace and occupy the Valleys
+of the Ohio and of the St. Lawrence, as far as Detroit." That officer
+"buries plates of lead," up and down the Country, with inscriptions
+signifying that "from the farthest ridge, whence water trickled towards
+the Ohio, the Country belonged to France; and nails the Bourbon Lilies
+to the forest-trees; forbidding the Indians all trade with the English;
+expels the English traders from the towns of the Miamis; and writes
+to the Governor of Pennsylvania, requesting him to prevent all farther
+intrusion." Vigilant Governors, these French, and well supported from
+home. Duquesne, the vigilant successor of La Gallisonniere (who is now
+wanted at home, for still more important purposes, as will appear),
+finding "the lead plates" little regarded, sends, by and by, 500 new
+soldiers from Detroit into those Ohio parts (march of 100 miles or
+so);--"the French Government having, in this year 1750, shipped no
+fewer than 8,000 men for their American Garrisons;"--and where the Ohio
+Company venture on planting a Stockade, tears it tragically out, as will
+be seen!
+
+The THIRD thing worth notice, in 1749, and still more in the following
+year and years, had reference to Nova Scotia again. One La Corne, "a
+recklessly sanguinary partisan" (military gentleman of the Trenck,
+INDIGO-Trenck species), nestles himself (winter, 1749-50) on that
+Missiquash River, head of the Bay of Fundy; in the Village of Chignecto,
+which is admittedly English ground, though inhabited by French. La Corne
+compels, or admits, the Inhabitants to swear allegiance to France
+again; and to make themselves useful in fortifying, not to say in
+drilling,--with an eye to military work. Hearing of which, Colonel
+Cornwallis and incipient Halifax are much at a loss. They in vain seek
+aid from the Governor of Massachusetts ("Assembly to be consulted first,
+to be convinced; Constitutional rights:--Nothing possible just, at
+once");--and can only send a party of 400 men, to try and recover
+Chignecto at any rate. April 20th, 1750, the 400 arrive there; order La
+Corne instantly to go. Bourbon Flag is waving on his dikes, this side
+the Missiquash: high time that he and it were gone. "Village Priest
+[flamingly orthodox, as all these Priests are, all picked for the
+business], with his own hands, sets fire to the Church in Chignecto;
+"inhabitants burn their houses, and escape across the river,--La Corne
+as rear-guard. La Corne, across the Missiquash, declares, That, to a
+certainty, he is now on French ground; that he will, at all hazards,
+defend the Territory here; and maintain every inch of it,--"till
+regular Commissioners [due ever since the Treaty of Aix, had not that
+ROMISH-KING Business been so pressing] have settled what the Boundary
+between the two Countries is."--Chignecto being ashes, and the
+neighboring population gone, Cornwallis and his Four Hundred had to
+return to Halifax.
+
+It was not till Autumn following, that Chignecto could be solidly got
+hold of by the Halifax people; nor till a long time after, that La Corne
+could be dislodged from his stockades, and sent packing. [--Gentleman's
+Magazine,--xx. 539, 295.] September, 1750, a new Expedition on Chignecto
+found the place populous again, Indians, French "Peasants" (seemingly
+Soldiers of a sort); who stood very fiercely behind their defences, and
+needed a determined on-rush, and "volley close into their noses," before
+disappearing. This was reckoned the first military bloodshed (if this
+were really military on the French side). And in November following,
+some small British Cruiser on those Coasts, falling in with a French
+Brigantine, from Quebec, evidently carrying military stores and
+solacements for La Corne, seized the same; by force of battle, since
+not otherwise,--three men lost to the British, five to the French,--and
+brought it to Halifax. "Lawful and necessary!" says the Admiralty Court;
+"Sheer Piracy!" shriek the French;--matters breaking out into actual
+flashes of flame, in this manner.
+
+British Commissions, two in number, names not worth mention, have,
+at last, in this Year 1750, gone to Paris; and are holding manifold
+conferences with French ditto,--to no "purpose, any of them. One reads
+the dreary tattle of the Duke of Newcastle upon it, in the Years
+onward: "Just going to agree," the Duke hopes; "some difficulties, but
+everybody, French and English, wanting mere justice; and our and their
+Commissioners being in such a generous spirit, surely they will soon
+settle it." [His Letters, in Coxe's--Pelham,--ii. 407 ("September,
+1751"), &c.] They never did or could; and steadily it went on worsening.
+
+That notable private assertion of the French, That Canada and Louisiana
+mean all America West of the Alleghanies, had not yet oozed out to the
+English; but it is gradually oozing out, and that England will have to
+content itself with the moderate Country lying east of that Blue range.
+"Not much above a million of you", say the French; "and surely there is
+room enough East of the Alleghanies? We, with our couple of Colonies,
+are the real America;--counting, it is true, few settlers as yet;
+but there shall be innumerable; and, in the mean while, there are
+Army-Detachments, Block-houses, fortified Posts, command of the Rivers,
+of the Indian Nations, of the water-highways and military keys (to you
+unintelligible); and we will make it good!"
+
+The exact cipher of the French (guessed to be 50,000), and their
+precise relative-value as tillers and subduers of the soil, in these
+Two Colonies of theirs, as against the English Thirteen, would be
+interesting to know: curious also their little bill, of trouble taken
+in creating the Continent of America, in discovering it, visiting,
+surveying, planting, taming, making habitable for man:--and what
+Rhadamanthus would have said of those Two Documents! Enough, the French
+have taken some trouble, more or less,--especially in sending soldiers
+out, of late. The French, to certain thousands, languidly tilling,
+hunting and adventuring, and very skilful in wheedling the Indian
+Nations, are actually there; and they, in the silence of Rhadamanthus,
+decide that merit shall not miss its wages for want of asking. "Ours is
+America West of the Alleghanies," say the French, openly before long.
+
+"Yours? Yours, of all people's?" answer the English; and begin, with
+lethargic effort, to awake a little to that stupid Foreign Question;
+important, though stupid and foreign, or lying far off. Who really owned
+all America, probably few Englishmen had ever asked themselves, in their
+dreamiest humors, nor could they now answer; but, that North America
+does not belong to the French, can be doubtful to no English creature.
+Pitt, Chatham as we now call him, is perhaps the Englishman to whom, of
+all others, it is least doubtful. Pitt is in Office at last,--in some
+subaltern capacity, "Paymaster of the Forces" for some years past, in
+spite of Majesty's dislike of the outspoken man;--and has his eyes bent
+on America;--which is perhaps (little as you would guess it such) the
+main fact in that confused Controversy just now!--
+
+In 1753 (28th August of that Year), goes message from the Home
+Government, "Stand on your defence, over there! Repel by force any
+Foreign encroachments on British Dominions." [Holderness, OR Robinson
+our old friend.] And directly on the heel of this, November, 1753, the
+Virginia Governor,--urged, I can believe, by the Ohio Company, who are
+lying wind-bound so long,--despatches Mr. George Washington to inquire
+officially of the French Commandant in those parts, "What he means,
+then, by invading the British Territories, while a solid Peace
+subsists?" Mr. George had a long ride up those desert ranges, and down
+again on the other side; waters all out, ground in a swash with December
+rains, no help or direction but from wampums and wigwams: Mr. George
+got to Ohio Head (two big Rivers, Monongahela from South, Alleghany
+from North, coalescing to form a double-big Ohio for the Far West);
+and thought to himself, "What an admirable three-legged place: might be
+Chief Post of those regions,--nest-egg of a diligent Ohio Company.!"
+Mr. George, some way down the Ohio River, found a strongish French
+Fort, log-barracks, "200 river-boats, with more building," and a French
+Commandant, who cannot enter into questions of a diplomatic nature about
+Peace and War: "My orders are, To keep this Fort and Territory against
+all comers; one must do one's orders, Monsieur: Adieu!" And the
+steadfast Washington had to return; without result,--except that of the
+admirable Three-legged Place for dropping your Nest-egg, in a commanding
+and defenceful way!
+
+Ohio Company, painfully restrained so long in that operation, took
+the hint at once. Despatched, early in 1754, a Party of some Forty or
+Thirty-three stout fellows, with arms about them, as well as tools,
+"Go build us, straightway, a Stockade in the place indicated; you are
+warranted to smite down, by shot or otherwise, any gainsayer!" And
+furthermore, directly got on foot, and on the road thither, a "regiment
+of 150 men," Washington as Colonel to it, For perfecting said Stockade,
+and maintaining it against all comers.
+
+Washington and his Hundred-and-fifty--wagonage, provender and a piece or
+two of cannon, all well attended to--vigorously climbed the Mountains;
+got to the top 27th May, 1754; and there MET the Thirty-three in retreat
+homewards! Stockade had been torn out, six weeks ago (17th April last);
+by overwhelming French Force, from the Gentleman who said ADIEU, and had
+the river-boats, last Fall. And, instead of our Stockade, they are now
+building a regular French Fort,--FORT DUQUESNE, they call it, in honor
+of their Governor Duquesne:--against which, Washington and his regiment,
+what are they? Washington, strictly surveying, girds himself up for the
+retreat; descends diligently homewards again, French and Indians rather
+harassing his rear. In-trenches himself, 1st July, at what he calls
+"Fort Necessity," some way down; and the second day after, 3d July,
+1754, is attacked in vigorous military manner. Defends himself, what he
+can, through nine hours of heavy rain; has lost thirty, the French only
+three;--and is obliged to capitulate: "Free Withdrawal" the terms
+given. This is the last I heard of the Ohio Company; not the last
+of Washington, by any means. Ohio Company,--its judicious Nest-egg
+squelched in this manner, nay become a fiery Cockatrice or "FORT
+DUQUESNE:"--need not be mentioned farther.
+
+By this time, surely high time now, serious military preparations were
+on foot; especially in the various Colonies most exposed. But, as usual,
+it is a thing of most admired disorder; every Governor his own King or
+Vice-King, horses are pulling different ways: small hope there,
+unless the Home Government (where too I have known the horses a little
+discrepant, unskilful in harness!) will seriously take it in hand.
+The Home Government is taking it in hand; horses willing, if a thought
+unskilful. Royal Highness of Cumberland has selected General
+Braddock, and Two Regiments of the Line (the two that ran away
+at Prestonpans,--ABSIT OMEN). Royal Highness consults, concocts,
+industriously prepares, completes; modestly certain that here now is the
+effectual remedy.
+
+About New-year's day, 1755, Braddock, with his Two Regiments and
+completed apparatus, got to sea. Arrived, 20th February, at Williamsburg
+in Virginia ("at Hampden, near there," if anybody is particular); found
+now that this was not the place to arrive at; that he would lose six
+weeks of marching, by not having landed in Pennsylvania instead. Found
+that his Stores had been mispacked at Cork,--that this had happened,
+and also that;--and, in short, that Chaos had been very considerably
+prevalent in this Adventure of his; and did still, in all that now lay
+round it, much prevail. Poor man: very brave, they say; but without
+knowledge, except of field-drill; a heart of iron, but brain mostly
+of pipe-clay quality. A man severe and rigorous in regimental points;
+contemptuous of the Colonial Militias, that gathered to help him;
+thrice-contemptuous of the Indians, who were a vital point in the
+Enterprise ahead. Chaos is very strong,--especially if within oneself
+as well! Poor Braddock took the Colonial Militia Regiments, Colonel
+Washington as Aide-de-Camp; took the Indians and Appendages, Colonial
+Chaos much presiding: and after infinite delays and confused hagglings,
+got on march;--2,000 regular, and of all sorts say 4,000 strong.
+
+Got on march; sprawled and haggled up the Alleghanies,--such a
+Commissariat, such a wagon-service, as was seldom seen before. Poor
+General and Army, he was like to be starved outright, at one time; had
+not a certain Mr. Franklin come to him, with charitable oxen, with
+500 pounds-worth provisions live and dead, subscribed for at
+Philadelphia,--Mr Benjamin Franklin, since celebrated over all the
+world; who did not much admire this iron-tempered General with the
+pipe-clay brain. [Franklin's AUTOBIOGRAPHY;--Gentleman's Magazine,--xxv.
+378.] Thereupon, however, Braddock took the road again; sprawled and
+staggered, at the long last, to the top; "at the top of the Alleghanies,
+15th June;"--and forward down upon FORT DUQUESNE, "roads nearly
+perpendicular in some places," at the rate of "four miles" and even of
+"one mile per day." Much wood all about,--and the 400 Indians to rear,
+in a despised and disgusted condition, instead of being vanward keeping
+their brightest outlook.
+
+July 8th, Braddock crossed the Monongahela without hindrance. July 9th,
+was within ten miles of FORT DUQUESNE; plodding along; marching through
+a wood, when,--Ambuscade of French and Indians burst out on him, French
+with defences in front and store of squatted Indians on each flank,--who
+at once blew him to destruction, him and his Enterprise both. His men
+behaved very ill; sensible perhaps that they were not led very well.
+Wednesday, 9th July, 1755, about three in the afternoon. His two
+regiments gave one volley and no more; utterly terror-struck by the
+novelty, by the misguidance, as at Prestonpans before; shot, it was
+whispered, several of their own Officers, who were furiously rallying
+them with word and sword: of the sixty Officers, only five were not
+killed or wounded. Brave men clad in soldier's uniform, victims of
+military Chaos, and miraculous Nescience, in themselves and in others:
+can there be a more distressing spectacle? Imaginary workers are all
+tragical, in this world; and come to a bad end, sooner or later, they
+or their representatives here: but the Imaginary Soldier--he is paid his
+wages (he and his poor Nation are) on the very nail!
+
+Braddock, refusing to fall back as advised, had five horses shot under
+him; was himself shot, in the arm, in the breast; was carried off the
+field in a death-stupor,--forward all that night, next day and next (to
+Fort Cumberland, seventy miles to rear);--and on the fourth day died.
+The Colonial Militias had stood their ground, Colonel Washington now of
+some use again;--who were ranked well to rearward; and able to receive
+the ambuscade as an open fight. Stood striving, for about three hours.
+And would have saved the retreat; had there been a retreat, instead of
+a panic rout, to save. The poor General--ebbing homewards, he and his
+Enterprise, hour after hour--roused himself twice only, for a moment,
+from his death-stupor: once, the first night, to ejaculate mournfully,
+"Who would have thought it!" And again once, he was heard to say, days
+after, in a tone of hope, "Another time we will do better!" which were
+his last words, "death following in a few minutes." Weary, heavy-laden
+soul; deep Sleep now descending on it,--soft sweet cataracts of Sleep
+and Rest; suggesting hope, and triumph over sorrow, after all:--"Another
+time we will do better;" and in few minutes was dead! [Manuscript
+JOURNAL OF GENERAL BRADDOCK'S EXPEDITION IN 1755 (British Museum: King's
+Library, 271 e, King's Mss. 212): raw-material, this, of the Official
+Account (--London Gazette,--August 26th, 1755), where it is faithfully
+enough abridged. Will perhaps be printed by some inquiring PITTSBURGHER,
+one day, after good study on the ground itself? It was not till 1758
+that the bones of the slain were got buried, and the infant Pittsburg
+(now so busy and smoky) rose from the ashes of FORT DUQUESNE.]
+
+The Colonial Populations, who had been thinking of Triumphal Arches
+for Braddock's return, are struck to the nadir by this news. French and
+Indians break over the Mountains, harrying, burning, scalping; the Black
+Settlers fly inward, with horror and despair: "And the Home Government,
+too, can prove a broken reed? What is to become of us; whose is America
+to be?"--And in fact, under such guidance from Home Governments and
+Colonial, there is no saying how the matter might have gone. To men of
+good judgment, and watching on the spot, it was, for years coming, an
+ominous dubiety,--the chances rather for the French, "who understand
+war, and are all under one head." [Governor Pownal's Memorial (of which
+INFRA), in Thackeray's--Life of Chatham.--] But there happens to be in
+England a Mr. Pitt, with royal eyes more and more indignantly set
+on this Business; and in the womb of Time there lie combinations and
+conjunctures. If the Heavens have so decreed!--
+
+The English had, before this, despatched their Admiral Boscawen, to
+watch certain War-ships, which they had heard the French were fitting
+out for America; and to intercept the same, by capture if not otherwise.
+Boscawen is on the outlook, accordingly; descries a French fleet, Coast
+of Newfoundland, first days of June; loses it again in the fogs of the
+Gulf-Stream; but has, June 9th (a month before that of Braddock), come
+up with Two Frigates of it, and, after short broadsiding, made prizes
+of them. And now, on this Braddock Disaster, orders went, "To seize and
+detain all French Ships whatsoever, till satisfaction were had." And,
+before the end of this Year, about "800 French ships (value, say,
+700,000 pounds)" were seized accordingly, where seizable on their watery
+ways. Which the French ("our own conduct in America being so undeniably
+proper") characterized as utter piracy and robbery;--and getting no
+redress upon it, by demand in that style, had to take it as no better
+than meaning Open War Declared. [Paris, December 21st, 1755, Minister
+Rouille's Remonstrance, with menace "UNLESS--:" London, January 13th,
+1756, Secretary Fox's reply, "WELL THEN, NO!" Due official "Declaration
+of War" followed: on the English part, "17th May, 1756;" "9th June," on
+the French part.]
+
+
+
+
+Chapter XV.--ANTI-PRUSSIAN WAR-SYMPTOMS: FRIEDRICH VISIBLE FOR A MOMENT.
+
+The Burning of AKAKIA, and those foolish Maupertuis-Voltaire Duellings
+(by syringe and pistol) had by no means been Friedrich's one concern,
+at the time Voltaire went off. Precisely in those same months, Carnival
+1752-1753, King Friedrich had, in a profoundly private manner, come upon
+certain extensive Anti-Prussian Symptoms, Austrian, Russian, Saxon, of
+a most dangerous, abstruse, but at length indubitable sort; and is, ever
+since, prosecuting his investigation of them, as a thing of life and
+death to him! Symptoms that there may well be a THIRD Silesian War
+ripening forward, inevitable, and of weightier and fiercer quality than
+ever. So the Symptoms indicate to Friedrich, with a fatally increasing
+clearness. And, of late, he has to reflect withal: "If these
+French-English troubles bring War, our Symptoms will be ripe!" As, in
+fact, they proved to be.
+
+King Friedrich's investigations and decisions on this matter will be
+touched upon, farther on: but readers can take, in the mean time, the
+following small Documentary Piece as Note of Preparation. The facts
+shadowed forth are of these Years now current (1752-1755), though this
+judicial Deposition to the Facts is of ulterior date (1757).
+
+In the course of 1756, as will well appear farther on, it became
+manifest to the Saxon Court and to all the world that somebody had been
+playing traitor in the Dresden Archives. Somebody, especially in
+the Foreign Department; copying furtively, and imparting to Prussia,
+Despatches of the most secret, thrice-secret and thrice-dangerous
+nature, which lie reposited there! Who can have done it? Guesses,
+researcher, were many: at length suspicion fell on one Menzel, a
+KANZELLIST (Government Clerk), of good social repute, and superior
+official ability; who is not himself in the Foreign Department at
+all; but whose way of living, or the like sign, had perhaps seemed
+questionable. In 1757, Menzel, and the Saxon Court and its businesses,
+were all at Warsaw; Menzel dreaming of no disturbance, but prosecuting
+his affairs as formerly,--when, one day, September 24th (the
+slot-hounds, long scenting and tracking, being now at the mark), Menzel
+and an Associate of his were suddenly arrested. Confronted with their
+crimes, with the proofs in readiness; and next day,--made a clear
+Confession, finding the matter desperate otherwise, Copy of which, in
+Notarial form, exact and indisputable, the reader shall now see. As
+this story, of Friedrich and the Saxon Archives, was very famous in the
+world, and mythic circumstances are prevalent, let us glance into it
+with our own eyes, since there is opportunity in brief compass.
+
+
+
+
+"EXTRACTUS PROTOCOLLORUM IN INQUISITIONS-SACHEN,"--THAT IS TO SAY,
+EXTRACT OF PROTOCOLS IN INQUEST "CONTRA FRIEDRICH WILHELM MENZEL AND
+JOHANN BENJAMIN ERFURTH."
+
+"AT WARSAW, 25th SEPTEMBER, 1757: This day, in the King's Name, in
+presence of Legationsrath von Saul, Hofrath Ferbers and Kriegsrath von
+Gotze the Undersigned: Examination of the Kabinets-Kanzellist Menzel,
+arrested yesterday, and now brought from his place of arrest to the
+Royal Palace;--who, ADMONITUS DE DICENDA VERITATE, made answers, to the
+effect following:--
+
+"His name is Friedrich Wilhelm Menzel; age thirty-eight; is a son of
+the late Hofrath and Privy-referendary Menzel, who formerly was in the
+King's service, and died a few years back. Has been seventeen years
+Kanzellist at the GEHEIME CABINETS-CANZLEI (Secret Archive); had taken
+the oath when he entered on his office.
+
+"Acknowledges some Slips of Paper (ZETTEL), now shown to him, to be
+his handwriting: they contained news intended to be communicated to the
+Prussian Secretary Benoit, now residing here", at Dresden formerly.
+
+"Confesses that he has employed, here as well as previously in Dresden,
+his Brother-in-law, the journeyman goldsmith Erfurth (who was likewise
+arrested yesterday), to convey to the Prussian Secretaries, Plessmann
+and Benoit, such pieces and despatches from the Secret Cabinet,
+especially the Foreign department, as he, Menzel, wanted to communicate
+to said Prussian Secretaries.
+
+"Confesses having received, by degrees, since the year 1752, from the
+Prussian Minister (ENVOYE) von Mahlzahn, and the Secretaries Plessmann
+and Benoit, for such communications, the sum of 3,000 thalers (450
+pounds) in all.
+
+"Was led into these treasonable practices by the following circumstance:
+He owed at that time 100 thalers on a Promissory Note, to a certain
+Rhenitz, who then lived (HIELT SICH AUF) at Dresden, and who pressed him
+much for payment. As he pleaded inability to pay, Rhenitz hinted that he
+could put him into the way of getting money; and accordingly, at last,
+took him to the then Prussian Secretary Hecht, at Dresden; by whom he
+was at once carried to the Prussian Minister von Mahlzahn; who gave him
+100 thalers (15 pounds), with the request to communicate to him, now
+and then, news from the Archive of the Cabinet. For a length of time
+Prisoner could not accomplish this; as the said Von Mahlzahn wanted
+Pieces from the Foreign Office, and especially the Correspondence with
+the two Imperial Courts of Austria and Russia. These papers were locked
+in presses, which Prisoner could not get at; moreover, the Court had,
+in the mean time, gone to Warsaw, Prisoner remaining at Dresden. In that
+way, many months passed without his being able to communicate anything;
+till, at last, about December, 1752, the Secretary Plessmann gave him
+a whole bunch of keys, which were said to be sent by Privy-counsellor
+Eichel of Potsdam [whom we know], to try whether any of them would
+unlock the presses of the Foreign Department. But none of them would;
+and Prisoner returned the keys; pointing out, however, what alterations
+were required to fit the keyhole.
+
+"And, about three weeks after this, Plessmann provided Prisoner with
+another set of keys; among which one did unlock said presses. With this
+key Prisoner now repeatedly opened the presses; and provided Plessmann,
+whenever required,--oftenest, with Petersburg Despatches. Had also,
+three years ago (1754), here in Warsaw, communicated Vienna Despatches,
+three or four times, to Benoit; especially on Sundays and Thursdays,
+which were slack days, nobody in the Office about noon.
+
+"The actual first of these Communications did not take place till after
+Easter-Fair, 1753; Prisoner not having, till said Fair, received the
+second bunch of keys from Plessmann. Now and then he had to communicate
+French Despatches. Whenever he gave original Despatches, he received
+them back shortly after, and replaced them in the presses. During this
+present stay of the Court at Warsaw, has communicated little to Benoit
+except from the CIRCULARS [Legation NEWS-LETTERS], when he found
+anything noteworthy in them; also, now and then, the Ponikau Despatches
+[Ponikau being at the Reich's Diet, in circumstances interesting to us].
+Has received, one time and another, several 100 thalers from Benoit,
+since the Court came hither last."--(And so EXIT Menzel.)
+
+"Hereupon the Second Prisoner was brought in;--who deposed as follows:--
+
+"He is named Johann Benjamin Erfurth; a goldsmith by trade; age
+thirty-two; the Prisoner Menzel's Brother-in-law.
+
+"Confesses that Menzel had made use of him, at Dresden, during one
+year: to deliver, several times, sealed papers to the Prussian Secretary
+Plessmann, or rather mostly to Plessmann's servant. Also that, here in
+Warsaw, he has had to carry Despatches to Benoit, and to deliver them
+into his own hands. Latterly he has delivered the Despatches to certain
+Prussian peasants, who stopped at Benoit's, and who always relieved each
+other; and every time, the one who went away directed Prisoner, in turn,
+to him that arrived.
+
+"He received from Menzel, yesterday towards noon, a small sealed
+packet, which he was to convey to the Prussian peasant who had made an
+appointment with him at the Prussian Office (HOF) here. But as he
+was going to take it, and had just got outside of the Palace Court, a
+corporal took hold of him and arrested him. Confesses having concealed
+the parcel in his trousers-pocket, and to have denied that he had
+anything upon him.... ACTUM UT SUPRA."
+
+Signed "GOTZE" (with titles).
+
+"Next day, September 26th, Menzel re-examined; answers in effect
+following:--
+
+"Plessmann never himself came into the Archive Office at Dresden; except
+the one time [a time that will be notable to us!] when the Prussians
+were there to take away the Papers by force; then Plessmann was with
+them,"--and we will remember the circumstance.
+
+"Before leaving Dresden for Poland, last Year (1756), he, Menzel, had
+returned the said key to Plessmann; who gave him others for use here.
+After his arrival here, he returned these keys to Benoit, in the
+presence of Erfurth; saying, they were of no use to him, and that he
+could not get at the Despatches here. Prisoner farther declares, that it
+was the Minister von Mahlzahn who, of his own accord, and quite at the
+beginning, made the proposal concerning the keys; and when Plessmann
+brought the keys, he said expressly they were for the Minister, along
+with fifty thalers, which he, Menzel, received at the same time. ACTUM
+UT SUPRA." Signed as before. [--Helden-Geschichte,--v. 677 (as BEYLAGE
+or Appendix to the Kur-Sachsen "PRO MEMORIA to the Reich's Diet;" of
+date, Regensburg, 31st January, 1758).]
+
+We could give some of the stolen Pieces, too; but they are of abstruse
+tenor, and would be mere enigmas to readers here. Enough that Friedrich
+understands them. To Friedrich's intense and long-continued scrutiny,
+they indicate, what is next to incredible, but is at length fatally
+undeniable, That the old TREATY, which we called OF WARSAW, "Treaty
+for Partitioning Prussia," is still (in spite of all subsequent and
+superincumbent Treaties to the contrary) vigorously alive underground;
+that Saxon Bruhl and her Hungarian Majesty, to whom is now added Czarish
+Majesty, are fixed as ever on cutting down this afflictive, too aspiring
+King of Prussia to the size of a Brandenburg Elector; busy (in these
+Menzel Documents) considering how it may be done, especially how
+the bear-skin may be SHARED;--and that, in short, there lies ahead,
+inevitable seemingly, and not far off, a Third Silesian War.
+
+Which punctually came true. The THIRD SILESIAN WAR--since called
+SEVEN-YEARS WAR, that proving to be the length of it--is now near.
+Breaks out, has to break out, August, 1756. The heaviest and direst
+struggle Friedrich ever had; the greatest of all his Prowesses,
+Achievements and Endurances in this world. And, on the whole, the last
+that was very great, or that is likely to be memorable with Posterity.
+Upon which, accordingly, we must try our utmost to leave some not untrue
+notion in this place: and that once DONE--Courage, reader!
+
+
+
+
+FRIEDRICH IS VISIBLE, IN HOLLAND, TO THE NAKED EYE, FOR SOME MINUTES
+(June 23d, 1755).
+
+In 1755 it was that Voltaire wrote, not the first Letter, but the first
+very notable one, to his Royal Friend, after their great quarrel: [Dated
+"The DELICES, near Geneva, 4th August, 1755" (in Rodenbeck, i. 287;
+in--OEuvres de Frederic,--xxiii. 7; not given by any of the French
+Editors).] seductively repentant, and oh, so true, so tender;--Royal
+Friend still obstinate, who answers nothing, or answers only through
+De Prades: "Yes, yes, we are aware!" And it was in the same Year that
+Friedrich first saw D'Alembert,--Voltaire's successor, in a sense. And
+farther on (1st November, 1755), that the Earthquake of Lisbon went,
+horribly crashing, through the thoughts of all mortals,--thoughts of
+King Friedrich, among others; whose reflections on it, I apprehend, are
+stingy, snarlingly contemptuous, rather than valiant and pious, and need
+not detain us here. One thing only we will mention, for an accidental
+reason: That Friedrich, this Year, made a short run to Holland,--and
+that actual momentary sight of him happens thereby to be still possible.
+
+In Summer, 1755, after the West-Country Reviews, and a short Journey
+into Ost-Friesland, whence to Wesel on the Rhine,--whither Friedrich had
+invited D'Alembert to meet him, whom he finds "UN TRES-AIMABLE GARCON,"
+likely for the task in hand,--Friedrich decided on a run into Holland:
+strictly INCOGNITO, accompanied only by Balbi (Engineer, a Genoese) and
+one page. Bade his D'Alembert adieu; and left Wesel thitherward
+June 19th. [Rodenbeck, i. 287.] At Amsterdam he viewed the Bramkamp
+Picture-Gallery, the illustrious Country-house of Jew Pinto at
+TULPENBURG (Tulip-borough!)... "I saw nothing but whim-whams
+(COLIFICHETS)," says he: "I gave myself out for a Musician of the
+King of Poland;" wore a black wig moreover, "and was nowhere known:"
+[--OEuvres,--xxvii. i. 268 ("Potsdam, 28th June, 1755;" and ib. p.
+270), to Wilhelmina, who is now on the return from her Italian Journey.
+UNCERTAIN Anecdotes of adventures among the whim-whams, in Rodenbeck,
+&c.]--and, for finis, got into the common Passage-Boat (TREKSCHUIT,
+no doubt) for Utrecht, that he might see the other fine Country-houses
+along the Vechte. Fine enough Country-houses,--not mud and sedges the
+main thing, as idle readers think. To Arnheim up the Vechte in this
+manner; Wesel and his own Country just at hand again.
+
+Now it happened that a young Swiss--poor enough in purse, but not
+without talent and eyesight, assistant Teacher in some Boarding-school
+thereabouts; name of him De Catt, age twenty-seven, "born at Morges near
+Geneva 1728"--had got holiday, or had got errand, poor good soul; had
+decided, on this same day (23d June, 1755), to go to Utrecht, and so
+stept into the very boat where Friedrich was. He himself (in a Letter
+written long after to Editor LAVEAUX) shall tell us the rest:--
+
+"As I could n't get into the ROEF (cabin) because it was all engaged, I
+stayed with the other passengers in the Steerage (DANS LA BARQUE MEME),
+and the weather being fine, came up on deck. After some time, there
+stept out of the Cabin a man in cinnamon-colored coat with gold
+button-HOLES; in black wig; face and coat considerably dusted with
+Spanish snuff. He looked fixedly at me, for a while; and then said,
+without farther preface, 'Who are you, Monsieur?' This cavalier tone
+from an unknown person, whose exterior indicated nothing very important,
+did not please me; and I declined satisfying his curiosity. He was
+silent. But, some time after, he took a more courteous tone, and said:
+'Come in here to me, Monsieur! You will be better here than in the
+Steerage, amid the tobacco-smoke.' This polite address put an end to
+all anger; and as the singular manner of the man excited my curiosity,
+I took advantage of his invitation. We sat down, and began to speak
+confidentially with one another.
+
+"Do you see the man in the garden yonder, sitting smoking his pipe?'
+said he to me: 'That man, you may depend upon it, is not happy.'--'I
+know not,' answered I: 'but it seems to me, until one knows a man, and
+is completely acquainted with his situation and his way of thought, one
+cannot possibly determine whether he is happy or unhappy.'
+
+"My gentleman admitted this [very good-natured!]; and led the
+conversation on the Dutch Government. He criticised it,--probably to
+bring me to speak. I did speak; and gave him frankly to know that he
+was not perfectly instructed in the thing he was criticising.--'You
+are right,' answered he; 'one can only criticise what one is thoroughly
+acquainted with.'--He now began to speak of Religion; and with eloquent
+tongue to recount what mischief Scholastic Philosophy had brought upon
+the world; then tried to prove 'That Creation was impossible.' At this
+last point I stood out in opposition. 'But how can one create Something
+out of Nothing?' said he. 'That is not the question,' answered I; 'the
+question is, Whether such a Being as God can or cannot give existence to
+what has yet none.' He seemed embarrassed, and added, 'But the Universe
+is eternal.'--'You are in a circle,' said I; 'how will you get out of
+it?'--'I skip over it" said he, laughing; and then began to speak of
+other things.
+
+"'What form of Government do you reckon the best?' inquired he,
+among other things. 'The monarchic, if the King is just and
+enlightened.'--'Very well,' answered he; 'but where will you find Kings
+of that sort?' And thereupon went into such a sally upon Kings, as could
+not in the least lead me to the supposition that he was one. In the
+end he expressed pity for them, that they could not know the sweets
+of friendship; and cited on the occasion these verses (his own, I
+suppose):--
+
+ --'Amitie, plaisir des grandes ames;
+ Amitie, que les Rois, ces illustres ingrats,
+ Sont assez malheureux de ne connaitre pas!'--
+
+'I have not the honor to be acquainted with Kings,' said I; 'but to
+judge by what one has read in History of several of them, I should
+believe, Monsieur, that you, on the whole, are right.'--'AH, OUI, OUI, I
+am right; I know the gentlemen!'
+
+"We now got to speak of Literature. The stranger expressed himself with
+enthusiastic admiration of Racine. A droll incident happened during
+our dialogue. My gentleman wanted to let down a little sash-window, and
+could n't manage it. 'You don't understand that,' said I; 'let me
+do that.' I tried to get it down; but succeeded no better than he.
+'Monsieur,' said he, 'allow me to remark, on my side, that you, upon my
+honor, understand as little of it as I!'--'That is true; and I beg your
+pardon; I was too rash in accusing you of want of expertness.'--'Were
+you ever in Germany?' he now asked me. 'No; but I should like to make
+that journey: I am very curious to see the Prussian States, and their
+King, of whom one hears so much.' And now I began to launch out on
+Friedrich's actions; but he interrupted me rapidly, with the words:
+'Nothing more of Kings, Monsieur! What have we to do with them? We will
+spend the rest of our voyage on more agreeable and cheering objects.'
+And now he spoke of the best of all possible worlds; and maintained
+that, in our Planet Earth, there was more Evil than Good. I maintained
+the contrary; and this dispute brought us to the end of our voyage.
+
+"On quitting me, he said, 'I hope, Monsieur, you will leave me your
+name: I am very glad to have made your acquaintance; perhaps we shall
+see one another again.' I replied, as was fitting, to the compliment;
+and begged him to excuse me for contradicting him a little. 'Ascribe
+this,' I concluded, 'to the ill-humor which various little journeys I
+had to make in these days have given me.' I then told him my name, and
+we parted." [Laveaux,--Histoire de Frederic--(2d edition, Strasbourg,
+1789, and blown now into SIX vols. instead of four; dead all, except
+this fraction), vi. 365. Seyfarth, ii. 234, is right; ib. 170, wrong,
+and has led others wrong.] Parted to meet again; and live together for
+about twenty years.
+
+Of this honest Henri de Catt, whom the King liked on this Interview,
+and sent for soon after, and at length got as "LECTEUR DU ROI," we
+shall hear again. ["September, 1755," sent for (but De Catt was ill and
+couldn't); "December, 1757" got (Rodenbeck, i. 285).] He did, from 1757
+onwards, what De Prades now does with more of noise, the old D'Arget
+functions; faithfully and well, for above twenty years;--left a
+Note-Book (not very Boswellian) about the King, which is latterly in
+the Royal Archives at Berlin; and which might without harm, or even with
+advantage, be printed, but has never yet been. A very harmless De
+Catt. And we are surely obliged to him for this view of the Travelling
+Gentleman "with the cinnamon-colored coat, snuffy nose and black wig,"
+and his manner of talking on light external subjects, while the
+inner man of him has weights enough pressing on it. Age still under
+five-and-forty, but looks old for his years.
+
+"June 23d, 1755:" it is in the very days while poor Braddock is
+staggering down the Alleghanies; Braddock fairly over the top;--and the
+Fates waiting him, at a Fortnight's distance. Far away, on the other
+side of the World. But it is notable enough how Pitt is watching the
+thing; and will at length get hand laid on it, and get the kingship over
+it for above four years. Whereby the JENKINS'S-EAR QUESTION will
+again, this time on better terms, coalesce with the SILESIAN, or
+PARTITION-OF-PRUSSIA QUESTION; and both these long Controversies get
+definitely closed, as the Eternal Decrees had seen good.
+
+
+
+
+
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