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+FROM THE MEMOIRS OF A MINISTER OF FRANCE
+
+BY
+
+STANLEY WEYMAN
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+ I.--THE CLOCKMAKER OF POISSY
+ II.--THE TENNIS BALLS
+ III.--TWO MAYORS OF BOTTITORT
+ IV.--LA TOUSSAINT
+ V.--THE LOST CIPHER
+ VI.--THE MAN OF MONCEAUX
+ VII.--THE GOVERNOR OF GUERET
+VIII.--THE OPEN SHUTTER
+ IX.--THE MAID OF HONOUR
+ X.--FARMING THE TAXES
+ XI.--THE CAT AND THE KING
+ XII.--AT FONTAINEBLEAU
+
+
+
+
+I. THE CLOCKMAKER OF POISSY.
+
+Foreseeing that some who do not love me will be swift to allege
+that in the preparation of these memoirs I have set down only
+such things as redound to my credit, and have suppressed the many
+experiences not so propitious which fall to the lot of the most
+sagacious while in power, I take this opportunity of refuting
+that calumny. For the truth stands so far the other way that my
+respect for the King's person has led me to omit many things
+creditable to me; and some, it may be, that place me in a higher
+light than any I have set down. And not only that: but I
+propose in this very place to narrate the curious details of an
+adventure wherein I showed to less advantage than usual; and on
+which I should, were I moved by the petty feelings imputed to me
+by malice, be absolutely silent.
+
+One day, about a fortnight after the quarrel between the King and
+the Duchess of Beaufort, which I have described, and which arose,
+it will be remembered, out of my refusal to pay the christening
+expenses of her second son on the scale of a child of France, I
+was sitting in my lodgings at St. Germains when Maignan announced
+that M. de Perrot desired to see me. Knowing Perrot to be one of
+the most notorious beggars about the court, with an insatiable
+maw of his own and an endless train of nephews and nieces, I was
+at first for being employed; but, reflecting that in the crisis
+in the King's affairs which I saw approaching--and which must, if
+he pursued his expressed intention of marrying the Duchess, be
+fraught with infinite danger to the State and himself--the least
+help might be of the greatest moment, I bade them admit him;
+privately determining to throw the odium of any refusal upon the
+overweening influence of Madame de Sourdis, the Duchess's aunt.
+
+Accordingly I met him with civility, and was not surprised when,
+with his second speech, he brought out the word FAVOUR. But I
+was surprised--for, as I have said, I knew him to be the best
+practised beggar in the world--to note in his manner some
+indications of embarrassment and nervousness; which, when I did
+not immediately assent, increased to a sensible extent.
+
+"It is a very small thing, M. de Rosny," he said, breathing hard.
+
+On that hint I declared my willingness to serve him. "But," I
+added, shrugging my shoulders and speaking in a confidential
+tone, "no one knows the Court better than you do, M. de Perrot.
+You are in all our secrets, and you must be aware that at
+present--I say nothing of the Duchess, she is a good woman, and
+devoted to his Majesty--but there are others--"
+
+"I know," he answered, with a flash of malevolence that did not
+escape me. "But this is a private favour, M. de Rosny. It is
+nothing that Madame de Sourdis can desire, either for herself or
+for others."
+
+That aroused my curiosity. Only the week before, Madame de
+Sourdis had obtained a Hat for her son, and the post of assistant
+Deputy Comptroller of Buildings for her Groom of the Chambers.
+For her niece the Duchess she meditated obtaining nothing less
+than a crown. I was at pains, therefore, to think of any office,
+post, or pension that could be beyond the pale of her desires;
+and in a fit of gaiety I bade M. de Perrot speak out and explain
+his riddle.
+
+"It is a small thing," he said, with ill-disguised nervousness.
+"The King hunts to-morrow."
+
+"Yes," I said.
+
+"And very commonly he rides back in your company, M. le Marquis."
+
+"Sometimes," I said; "or with M. d'Epernon. Or, if he is in a
+mood for scandal, with M. la Varenne or Vitry."
+
+"But with you, if you wish it, and care to contrive it so," he
+persisted, with a cunning look.
+
+I shrugged my shoulders. "Well?" I said, wondering more and
+more what he would be at.
+
+"I have a house on the farther side of Poissy," he continued.
+"And I should take it as a favour, M. de Rosny, if you could
+induce the King to dismount there to-morrow and take a cup of
+wine."
+
+"That is a very small thing," I said bluntly, wondering much why
+he had made so great a parade of the matter, and still more why
+he seemed so ill at ease. "Yet, after such a prelude, if any but
+a friend of your tried loyalty asked it, I might expect to find
+Spanish liquorice in the cup."
+
+"That is out of the question, in my case," he answered with a
+slight assumption of offence, which he immediately dropped. "And
+you say it is a small thing; it is the more easily granted, M. de
+Rosny."
+
+"But the King goes and comes at his pleasure," I replied warily.
+"Of course, he might-take it into his head to descend at your
+house. There would be nothing surprising in such a visit. I
+think that he has paid you one before, M. de Perrot?"
+
+He assented eagerly.
+
+"And he may do so," I said, smiling, "to-morrow. But then,
+again, he may not. The chase may lead him another way; or he may
+be late in returning; or--in fine, a hundred things may happen."
+
+I had no mind to go farther than that; and I supposed that it
+would satisfy him, and that he would thank me and take his leave.
+To my surprise, however, he stood his ground, and even pressed me
+more than was polite; while his countenance, when I again eluded
+him, assumed an expression of chagrin and vexation so much in
+excess of the occasion as to awaken fresh doubts in my mind. But
+these only the more confirmed me in my resolution to commit
+myself no farther, especially as he was not a man I loved or
+could trust; and in the end he had to retire with such comfort as
+I had already given him.
+
+In itself, and on the surface, the thing seemed to be a trifle,
+unworthy of the serious consideration of any man. But in so far
+as it touched the King's person and movements, I was inclined to
+view it in another light; and this the more, as I still had fresh
+in my memory the remarkable manner in which Father Cotton, the
+Jesuit, had given me a warning by a word about a boxwood fire.
+After a moment's thought, therefore, I summoned Boisrueil, one of
+my gentlemen, who had an acknowledged talent for collecting
+gossip; and I told him in a casual way that M. de Perrot had been
+with me.
+
+"He has not been at Court for a week," he remarked.
+
+"Indeed?" I said.
+
+"He applied for the post of Assistant Deputy Comptroller of
+Buildings for his nephew, and took offence when it was given to
+Madame de Sourdis' Groom of the Chambers."
+
+"Ha!" I said; "a dangerous malcontent."
+
+Boisrueil smiled. "He has lived a week out of the sunshine of
+his Majesty's countenance, your excellency. After that, all
+things are possible."
+
+This was my own estimate of the man, whom I took to be one of
+those smug, pliant self-seekers whom Courts and peace breed up.
+I could imagine no danger that could threaten the King from such
+a quarter; while curiosity inclined me to grant his request. As
+it happened, the deer the next day took us in the direction of
+Poissy, and the King, who was always itching to discuss with me
+the question of his projected marriage, and as constantly, since
+our long talk in the garden at Rennes, avoiding the subject when
+with me, bade me ride home with him. On coming within half a
+mile of Perrot's I let fall his name, and in a very natural way
+suggested that the King should alight there for a few minutes.
+
+It was one of the things Henry delighted to do, for, endowed with
+the easiest manners, and able in a moment to exchange the
+formality of the Louvre for the freedom of the camp, he could
+give to such cheap favours their full value. He consented on the
+instant, therefore; and turning our horses into a by-road, we
+sauntered down it with no greater attendance than a couple of
+pages.
+
+The sun was near setting, and its rays, which still gilded the
+tree-tops, left the wood below pensive and melancholy. The house
+stood in a solitary place on the edge of the forest, half a mile
+from Poissy; and these two things had their effect on my mind. I
+began to wish that we had brought with us half a troop of horse,
+or at least two or three gentlemen; and, startled by the thought
+of the unknown chances to which, out of mere idle curiosity, I
+was exposing the King, I would gladly have turned back. But
+without explanation I could not do so; and while I hesitated
+Henry cried out gaily that we were there.
+
+A short avenue of limes led from the forest road to the door. I
+looked curiously before us as we rode under the trees, in some
+fear lest M. de Perrot's preparations should discover my
+complicity, and apprise the King that he was expected. But so
+far was this from being the case that no one appeared; the house
+rose still and silent in the mellow light of sunset, and, for all
+that we could see, might have been the fabled palace of
+enchantment.
+
+"'He is Jean de Nivelle's dog; he runs away when you call him,'"
+the King quoted. "Get down, Rosny. We have reached the palace
+of the Sleeping Princess. It remains only to sound the horn,
+and--"
+
+I was in the act of dismounting, with my back to him, when his
+words came to this sudden stop. I turned to learn what caused
+it, and saw standing in the aperture of the wicket, which had
+been silently opened, a girl, little more than a child, of the
+most striking beauty. Surprise shone in her eyes, and shyness
+and alarm had brought the colour to her cheeks; while the level
+rays of the sun, which forced her to screen her eyes with one
+small hand, clothed her figure in a robe of lucent glory. I
+heard the King whistle low. Before I could speak he had flung
+himself from his horse and, throwing the reins to one of the
+pages, was bowing before her.
+
+"We were about to sound the horn, Mademoiselle," he said,
+smiling.
+
+"The horn, Monsieur?" she exclaimed, opening her eyes in wonder,
+and staring at him with the prettiest face of astonishment.
+
+"Yes, Mademoiselle; to awaken the sleeping princess," he
+rejoined. "But I see that she is already awake."
+
+Through the innocence of her eyes flashed a sudden gleam of
+archness. "Monsieur flatters himself," she said, with a smile
+that just revealed the whiteness of her teeth.
+
+It was such an answer as delighted the King; who loved, above all
+things, a combination of wit and beauty, and never for any long
+time wore the chains of a woman who did not unite sense to more
+showy attractions. From the effect which the grace and freshness
+of the girl had on me, I could judge in a degree of the
+impression made on him; his next words showed not only its depth,
+but that he was determined to enjoy the adventure to the full.
+He presented me to her as M. de Sage, and inquiring
+affectionately after Perrot, learned in a trice that she was his
+niece, not long from a convent at Loches; finally, begging to be
+allowed to rest awhile, he dropped a gallant hint that a cup of
+wine from her hands would be acceptable.
+
+All this, and her innocent doubt what she ought to do, thus
+brought face to face with two strange cavaliers, threw the girl
+into such a state of blushing confusion as redoubled her charms.
+It appeared that her uncle had been summoned unexpectedly to
+Marly, and had taken his son with him; and that the household had
+seized the occasion to go to a village FETE at Acheres. Only an
+old servant remained in the house; who presently appeared and
+took her orders. I saw from the man's start of consternation
+that he knew the King; but a glance from Henry's eyes bidding me
+keep up the illusion, I followed the fellow and charged him not
+to betray the King's incognito. When I returned, I found that
+Mademoiselle had conducted her visitor to a grassy terrace which
+ran along the south side of the house, and was screened from the
+forest by an alley of apple trees, and from the east wind by a
+hedge of yew. Here, where the last rays of the sun threw sinuous
+shadows on the turf, and Paris seemed a million miles away, they
+were walking up and down, the sound of their laughter breaking
+the woodland silence. Mademoiselle had a fan, with which and an
+air of convent coquetry she occasionally shaded her eyes. The
+King carried his hat in his hand. It was such an adventure as he
+loved, with all his heart; and I stood a little way off, smiling,
+and thinking grimly of M. de Perrot.
+
+On a sudden, hearing a step behind me, I turned, and saw a young
+man in a riding-dress come quickly through an opening in the yew
+hedge. As I turned, he stopped; his jaw fell, and he stood
+rooted to the ground, gazing at the two on the terrace, while his
+face, which a moment before had worn an air of pleased
+expectancy, grew on a sudden dark with passion, and put on such a
+look as made me move towards him. Before I reached him, However,
+M. de Perrot himself appeared at his side. The young man flashed
+round on him. "MON DIEU, sir!" he cried, in a voice choked with
+anger; "I see it all now! I understand why I was carried away to
+Marly! I--but it shall not be! I swear it shall not!"
+
+Between him and me--for, needless to say, I, too, understood all
+--M. de Perrot was awkwardly placed. But he showed the presence
+of mind of the old courtier. "Silence, sir!" He exclaimed
+imperatively. "Do you not see M. de Rosny? Go to him at once
+and pay your respects to him, and request him to honour you with
+his protection. Or--I see that you are overcome by the honour
+which the King does us. Go, first, and change your dress. Go,
+boy!"
+
+The lad retired sullenly, and M. de Perrot, free to deal with me
+alone, approached me, smiling assiduously, and trying hard to
+hide some consciousness and a little shame under a mask of
+cordiality. "A thousand pardons, M. de Rosny," he cried with
+effusion, "for an absence quite unpardonable. But I so little
+expected to see his Majesty after what you said, and--"
+
+"Are in no hurry to interrupt him now you are here," I replied
+bluntly, determined that, whoever he deceived, he should not
+flatter himself he deceived me. "Pooh, man! I am not a fool," I
+continued.
+
+"What is this?" he cried, with a desperate attempt to keep up
+the farce. "I don't understand you!"
+
+"No, the shoe is on the other foot--I understand you," I replied
+drily. "Chut, man!" I continued, "you don't make a cats-paw of
+me. I see the game. You are for sitting in Madame de Sourdis'
+seat, and giving your son a Hat, and your groom a
+Comptrollership, and your niece a--"
+
+"Hush, hush, M. de Rosny," he muttered, turning white and red,
+and wiping his brow with his kerchief. "MON DIEU! your words
+might--"
+
+"If overheard, make things very unpleasant for M. de Perrot," I
+said.
+
+"And M. de Rosny?"
+
+I shrugged my shoulders contemptuously. "Tush, man!" I said.
+"Do you think that I sit in no safer seat than that?"
+
+"Ah! But when Madame de Beaufort is Queen?" he said slily.
+
+"If she ever is," I replied, affecting greater confidence than I
+at that time felt.
+
+"Well, to be sure," he said slowly, "if she ever is." And he
+looked towards the King and his companion, who were still
+chatting gaily. Then he stole a crafty glance at me. "Do you
+wish her to be?" he muttered.
+
+"Queen?" I said, "God forbid!"
+
+"It would be a disgrace to France?" he whispered; and he laid
+his hand on my arm, and looked eagerly into my face.
+
+"Yes," I said.
+
+"A blot on his fame?"
+
+I nodded.
+
+"A--a slur on a score of noble families?"
+
+I could not deny it.
+
+"Then--is it not worth while to avoid all that?" he murmured,
+his face pale, and his small eyes glued to mine. "Is it not
+worth a little--sacrifice, M. de Rosny?"
+
+"And risk?" I said. "Possibly."
+
+While the words were still on my lips, something stirred close to
+us, behind the yew hedge beside which we were standing. Perrot
+darted in a moment to the opening, and I after him. We were just
+in time to catch a glimpse of a figure disappearing round the
+corner of the house. "Well," I said grimly, "what about being
+overheard now?"
+
+M. de Perrot wiped his face. "Thank Heaven!" he said, "it was
+only my son. Now let me explain to you--"
+
+But our hasty movement had caught the King's eye, and he came
+towards us, covering himself as he approached. I had now an
+opportunity of learning whether the girl was, in fact, as
+innocent as she seemed, and as every particular of our reception
+had declared her; and I watched her closely when Perrot's mode of
+address betrayed the King's identity. Suffice it that the vivid
+blush which on the instant suffused her face, and the lively
+emotion which almost overcame her, left me in no doubt. With a
+charming air of bashfulness, and just so much timid awkwardness
+as rendered her doubly bewitching, she tried to kneel and kiss
+the King's hand. He would not permit this, however, but saluted
+her cheek.
+
+"It seems that you were right, sire," she murmured, curtseying in
+a pretty confusion, "The princess was not awake."
+
+Henry laughed gaily. "Come now; tell me frankly, Mademoiselle,"
+he said. "For whom did you take me?"
+
+"Not for the King, sire," she answered, with a gleam of
+roguishness. "You told me that the King was a good man, whose
+benevolent impulses were constantly checked--"
+
+"Ah!"
+
+"By M. de Rosny, his Minister."
+
+The outburst of laughter which greeted this apprised her that she
+was again at fault; and Henry, who liked nothing better than such
+mystifications, introducing me by my proper name, we diverted
+ourselves for some minutes with her alarm and excuses. After
+that it was time to take leave, if we would sup at home and the
+King would not be missed; and accordingly, but not without some
+further badinage, in which Mademoiselle de Brut displayed wit
+equal to her beauty, and an agreeable refinement not always found
+with either, we departed.
+
+It should be clearly understood at this point, that,
+notwithstanding all I have set down, I was fully determined (in
+accordance with a rule I have constantly followed, and would
+enjoin on all who do not desire to find themselves one day
+saddled with an ugly name) to have no part in the affair; and
+this though the advantage of altering the King's intentions
+towards Madame de Beaufort was never more vividly present to my
+mind. As we rode, indeed, he put several questions concerning
+the Baron, and his family, and connections; and, falling into a
+reverie, and smiling a good deal at his thoughts, left me in no
+doubt as to the impression made upon him. But being engaged at
+the time with the Spanish treaty, and resolved, as I have said,
+to steer a course uninfluenced by such intrigues, I did not let
+my mind dwell upon the matter; nor gave it, indeed, a second
+thought until the next afternoon, when, sitting at an open window
+of my lodging, I heard a voice in the street ask where the
+Duchess de Beaufort had her apartment.
+
+The voice struck a chord in my memory, and I looked out. The man
+who had put the question, and who was now being directed on his
+way--by Maignan, my equerry, as it chanced had his back to me,
+and I could see only that he was young, shabbily dressed, and
+with the air of a workman carried a small frail of tools on his
+shoulder. But presently, in the act of thanking Maignan, he
+turned so that I saw his face, and with that it flashed upon me
+in a moment who he was.
+
+Accustomed to follow a train of thought quickly, and to act; on
+its conclusion with energy, I had Maignan called and furnished
+with his instructions before the man had gone twenty paces; and
+within the minute I had the satisfaction of seeing the two return
+together. As they passed under the window I heard my servant
+explaining with the utmost naturalness that he had misunderstood
+the stranger, and that this was Madame de Beaufort's; after which
+scarce a minute elapsed before the door of my room opened, and he
+appeared ushering in young Perrot!
+
+Or so it seemed to me; and the start of surprise and
+consternation which escaped the stranger when he first saw me
+confirmed me in the impression. But a moment later I doubted; so
+natural was the posture into which the man fell, and so stupid
+the look of inquiry which he turned first on me and then on
+Maignan. As he stood before me, shifting his feet and staring
+about him in vacant wonder, I began to think that I had made a
+mistake; and, clearly, either I had done so or this young man was
+possessed of talents and a power of controlling his features
+beyond the ordinary. He unslung his tools, and saluting me
+abjectly waited in silence. After a moment's thought, I asked
+him peremptorily what was his errand with the Duchess de
+Beaufort.
+
+"To show her a watch, your excellency," he stammered, his mouth
+open, his eyes staring. I could detect no flaw in his acting.
+
+"What are you, then?" I said.
+
+"A clockmaker, my lord."
+
+"Has Madame sent for you?"
+
+"No, my lord," he stuttered, trembling.
+
+"Do you want to sell her the watch?"
+
+He muttered that he did; and that he meant no harm by it.
+
+"Show it to me, then," I said curtly.
+
+He grew red at that, and seemed for an instant not to understand.
+But on my repeating the order he thrust his hand into his breast,
+and producing a parcel began to unfasten it. This he did so
+slowly that I was soon for thinking that there was no watch in
+it; but in the end he found one and handed it to me.
+
+"You did not make this," I said, opening it.
+
+"No, my lord," he answered; "it is German, and old."
+
+I saw that it was of excellent workmanship, and I was about to
+hand it back to him, almost persuaded that I had made a mistake,
+when in a second my doubts were solved. Engraved on the thick
+end of the egg, and partly erased by wear, was a dog's head,
+which I knew to be the crest of the Perrots.
+
+"So," I said, preparing to return it to him, "you are a
+clockmaker?"
+
+"Yes, your excellency," he muttered. And I thought that I caught
+the sound of a sigh of relief.
+
+I gave the watch to Maignan to hand to him. "Very well," I said.
+"I have need of one. The clock in the next room--a gift from his
+Majesty--is out of order, and at a standstill. You can go and
+attend to it; and see that you do so skilfully. And do you,
+Maignan," I continued with meaning, "go with him. When he has
+made the clock go, let him go; and not before, or you answer for
+it. You understand, sirrah?"
+
+Maignan saluted obsequiously, and in a moment hurried young
+Perrot from the room; leaving me to congratulate myself on the
+strange and fortuitous circumstance that had thrown him in my
+way, and enabled me to guard against a RENCONTRE that might have
+had the most embarassing consequences.
+
+It required no great sagacity to foresee the, next move; and I
+was not surprised when, about an hour later, I heard a clatter of
+hoofs outside, and a voice inquiring hurriedly for the Marquis de
+Rosny. One of my people announced M. de Perrot, and I bade them
+admit him. In a twinkling he came up, pale with heat, and
+covered with dust, his eyes almost starting from his head and his
+cheeks trembling with agitation. Almost before the door was
+shut, he cried out that we were undone.
+
+I was willing to divert myself with him for a time, and I
+pretended to know nothing. "What?" I said, rising. "Has the
+King met with an accident?"
+
+"Worse! worse!" he cried, waving his hat with a gesture of
+despair. "My son--you saw my son yesterday?"
+
+"Yes," I said.
+
+"He overheard us!"
+
+"Not us," I said drily. "You. But what then, M. de Perrot? You
+are master in your own house."
+
+"But he is not in my house," he wailed. "He has gone! Fled!
+Decamped! I had words with him this morning, you understand."
+
+"About your niece?"
+
+M. de Perrot's face took a delicate shade of red, and he nodded;
+he could not speak. He seemed for an instant in danger of some
+kind of fit. Then he found his voice again. "The fool prated of
+love! Of love!" he said with such a look--like that of a dying
+fowl--that I could have laughed aloud. "And when I bade him
+remember his duty he threatened me. He, that unnatural boy,
+threatened to betray me, to ruin me, to go to Madame de Beaufort
+and tell her all--all, you understand. And I doing so much, and
+making such sacrifices for him!"
+
+"Yes," I said, "I see that. And what did you do?"
+
+"I broke my cane on his back," M. de Perrot answered with
+unction, "and locked him in his room. But what is the use? The
+boy has no natural feelings!"
+
+"He got out through the window?"
+
+Perrot nodded; and being at leisure, now that he had explained
+his woes, to feel their full depth, shed actual tears of rage and
+terror; now moaning that Madame would never forgive him, and that
+if he escaped the Bastille he would lose all his employments and
+be the laughing-stock of the Court; and now striving to show that
+his peril was mine, and that it was to my interest to help him.
+
+I allowed him to go on in this strain for some time, and then,
+having sufficiently diverted myself with his forebodings, I bade
+him in an altered voice to take courage. "For I think I know," I
+said, "where your son is."
+
+"At Madame's?" he groaned.
+
+"No; here," I said.
+
+"MON DIEU! Where?" he cried. And he sprang up, startled out of
+his lamentations.
+
+"Here; in my lodging," I answered.
+
+"My son is here?" he said.
+
+"In the next room," I replied, smiling indulgently at his
+astonishment, which was only less amusing than his terror. "I
+have but to touch this bell, and Maignan will bring him to you."
+
+Full of wonder and admiration, he implored me to ring and have
+him brought immediately; since until he had set eyes on him he
+could not feel safe. Accordingly I rang my hand-bell, and
+Maignan opened the door. "The clockmaker," I said nodding.
+
+He looked at me stupidly. "The clock-maker, your excellency?"
+
+"Yes; bring him in," I said.
+
+"But--he has gone!" he exclaimed.
+
+"Gone?" I cried, scarcely able to believe my ears. "Gone,
+sirrah! and I told you to detain him!"
+
+"Until he had mended the clock, my lord," Maignan stammered,
+quite out of countenance. "But he set it going half-an-hour ago;
+and I let him go, according to your order."
+
+It is in the face of such CONTRETEMPS as these that the low-bred
+man betrays himself. Yet such was my chagrin on this occasion,
+and so sudden the shock, that it was all I could do to maintain
+my SANGFROID, and, dismissing Maignan with a look, be content to
+punish M. de Perrot with a sneer. "I did not know that your son
+was a tradesman," I said. He wrung his hands. "He has low
+tastes," he cried. "He always had. He has amused himself that
+way, And now by this time he is with Madame de Beaufort and we
+are undone!"
+
+"Not we," I answered curtly; "speak for yourself, M. de Perrot."
+
+But though, having no mind to appear in his eyes dependent on
+Madame's favour or caprice, I thus checked his familiarity, I am
+free to confess that my calmness was partly assumed; and that,
+though I knew my position to be unassailable--based as it was on
+solid services rendered to the King, my master, and on the
+familiar affection with which he honoured me through so many
+years--I could not view the prospect of a fresh collision with
+Madame without some misgiving. Having gained the mastery in the
+two quarrels we had had, I was the less inclined to excite her to
+fresh intrigues; and as unwilling to give the King reason to
+think that we could not live at peace. Accordingly, after a
+moment's consideration, I told Perrot that, rather than he should
+suffer, I would go to Madame de Beaufort myself, and give such
+explanations as would place another complexion on the matter.
+
+He overwhelmed me with thanks, and, besides, to show his
+gratitude--for he was still on thorns, picturing her wrath and
+resentment he insisted on accompanying me to the Cloitre de St.
+Germain, where Madame had her apartment. By the way, he asked me
+what I should say to her.
+
+"Whatever will get you out of the scrape," I answered curtly.
+
+"Then anything!" he cried with fervour. "Anything, my dear
+friend. Oh, that unnatural boy!"
+
+"I suppose that the girl is as big a fool?" I said.
+
+"Bigger! bigger!" he answered. "I don't know where she learned
+such things!"
+
+"She prated of love, too, then?"
+
+"To be sure," he groaned, "and without a sou of DOT!"
+
+"Well, well," I said, "here we are. I will do what I can."
+
+Fortunately the King was not there, and Madame would receive me.
+I thought, indeed, that her doors flew open with suspicious
+speed, and that way was made for me more easily than usual; and I
+soon found that I was not wrong in the inference I drew from
+these facts. For when I entered her chamber that remarkable
+woman, who, whatever her enemies may say, combined with her
+beauty a very uncommon degree of sense and discretion, met me
+with a low courtesy and a smile of derision. "So," she said, "M.
+de Rosny, not satisfied with furnishing me with evidence, gives
+me proof."
+
+"How, Madame?" I said; though I well understood.
+
+"By his presence here," she answered. "An hour ago," she
+continued, "the King was with me. I had not then the slightest
+ground to expect this honour, or I am sure that his Majesty would
+have stayed to share it. But I have since seen reason to expect
+it, and you observe that I am not unprepared."
+
+She spoke with a sparkling eye, and an expression of the most
+lively resentment; so that, had M. de Perrot been in my place I
+think that he would have shed more tears. I was myself somewhat
+dashed, though I knew the prudence that governed her in her most
+impetuous sallies; still, to avoid the risk of hearing things
+which we might both afterwards wish unsaid, I came to the point.
+"I fear that I have timed my visit ill, Madame," I said. "You
+have some complaint against me."
+
+"Only that you are like the others," she answered with a fine
+contempt. "You profess one thing and do another."
+
+"As for example?"
+
+"For example!" she replied, with a scornful laugh. "How many
+times have you told me that you left women, and intrigues in
+which women had part, on one side?"
+
+I bowed.
+
+"And now I find you--you and that Perrot, that creature!--
+intriguing against me; intriguing with some country chit to--"
+
+"Madame!" I said, cutting her short with a show of temper,
+"where did you get this?"
+
+"Do you deny it?" she cried, looking so beautiful in her anger
+that I thought I had never seen her to such advantage. "Do you
+deny that you took the King there?"
+
+"No. Certainly I took the King there."
+
+"To Perrot's? You admit it?"
+
+"Certainly," I said, "for a purpose."
+
+"A purpose!" she cried with withering scorn. "Was it not that
+the King might see that girl?"
+
+"Yes," I replied patiently, "it was."
+
+She stared at me. "And you can tell me that to my face!" she
+said.
+
+"I see no reason why I should not, Madame," I replied easily--"I
+cannot conceive why you should object to the union--and many why
+you should desire to see two people happy. Otherwise, if I had
+had any idea, even the slightest, that the matter was obnoxious
+to you, I would not have engaged in it."
+
+"But--what was your purpose then?" she muttered, in a different
+tone.
+
+"To obtain the King's good word with M. de Perrot to permit the
+marriage of his son with his niece; who is, unfortunately,
+without a portion."
+
+Madame uttered a low exclamation, and her eyes wandering from me,
+she took up--as if her thoughts strayed also--a small ornament;
+from the table beside her. "Ah!" she said, looking at it
+closely. "But Perrot's son did he know of this?"
+
+"No," I answered, smiling. "But I have heard that women can love
+as well as men, Madame. And sometimes ingenuously."
+
+I heard her draw a sigh of relief, and I knew that if I had not
+persuaded her I had accomplished much. I was not surprised when,
+laying down the ornament with which she had been toying, she
+turned on me one of those rare smiles to which the King could
+refuse nothing; and wherein wit, tenderness, and gaiety were so
+happily blended that no conceivable beauty of feature, uninspired
+by sensibility, could vie with them. "Good friend, I have
+sinned," she said. "But I am a woman, and I love. Pardon me.
+As for your PROTEGEE, from this moment she is mine also. I will
+speak to the King this evening; and if he does not at once,"
+Madame continued, with a gleam of archness that showed me that
+she was not yet free from suspicion, "issue his commands to M. de
+Perrot, I shall know what to think; and his Majesty will
+suffer!"
+
+I thanked her profusely, and in fitting terms. Then, after a
+word or two about some assignments for the expenses of her
+household, in settling which there had been delay--a matter
+wherein, also, I contrived to do her pleasure and the King's
+service no wrong--I very willingly took my leave, and, calling my
+people, started homewards on foot. I had not gone twenty paces,
+however, before M. de Perrot, whose impatience had chained him to
+the spot, crossed the street and joined himself to me. "My dear
+friend," he cried, embracing me fervently, "is all well?"
+
+"Yes," I said.
+
+"She is appeased?"
+
+"Absolutely."
+
+He heaved a deep sigh of relief, and, almost crying in his joy,
+began to thank me, with all the extravagance of phrase and
+gesture to which men of his mean spirit are prone. Through all I
+heard him silently, and with secret amusement, knowing that the
+end was not yet. At length he asked me what explanation I had
+given.
+
+"The only explanation possible," I answered bluntly. "I had to
+combat Madame's jealousy. I did it in the only way in which it
+could be done: by stating that your niece loved your son, and by
+imploring her good word on their behalf."
+
+He sprang a pace from me with a cry of rage and astonishment.
+"You did that?" he screamed.
+
+"Softly, softly, M. de Perrot," I said, in a voice which brought
+him somewhat to his senses. "Certainly I did. You bade me say
+whatever was necessary, and I did so. No more. If you wish,
+however," I added grimly, "to explain to Madame that--"
+
+But with a wail of lamentation he rushed from me, and in a moment
+was lost in the darkness; leaving me to smile at this odd
+termination of an intrigue that, but for a lad's adroitness,
+might have altered the fortunes not of M. de Perrot only but of
+the King my master and of France.
+
+
+
+II. THE TENNIS BALLS.
+
+A few weeks before the death of the Duchess of Beaufort, on
+Easter Eve, 1599, made so great a change in the relations of all
+at Court that "Sourdis mourning" came to be a phrase for grief,
+genuine because interested, an affair that might have had a
+serious issue began, imperceptibly at the time, in the veriest
+trifle.
+
+One day, while the King was still absent from Paris, I had a mind
+to play tennis, and for that purpose summoned La Trape, who had
+the charge of my balls, and sometimes, in the absence of better
+company, played with me. Of late the balls he bought had given
+me small satisfaction, and I bade him bring me the bag, that I
+might choose the best. He did so, and I had not handled half-a-
+dozen before I found one, and later three others, so much more
+neatly sewn than the rest, and in all points so superior, that
+even an untrained eye could not fail to detect the difference.
+
+"Look, man!" I said, holding out one of these for his
+inspection. "These are balls; the rest are rubbish. Cannot you
+see the difference? Where did you buy these? At Constant's?"
+
+He muttered, "No, my lord," and looked confused.
+
+This roused my curiosity. "Where, then?" I said sharply.
+
+"Of a man who was at the gate yesterday."
+
+"Oh!" I said. "Selling tennis balls?"
+
+"Yes, my lord."
+
+"Some rogue of a marker," I exclaimed, "from whom you bought
+filched goods! Who was it, man?"
+
+"I don't know his name," La Trape answered. "He was a Spaniard."
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Who wanted to have an audience of your excellency."
+
+"Ho!" I said drily. "Now I understand. Bring me your book.
+Or, tell me, what have you charged me for these balls?"
+
+"Two francs," he muttered reluctantly.
+
+"And never gave a sou, I'll swear!" I retorted. "You took the
+poor devil's balls, and left him at the gate! Ay, it is rogues
+like you get me a bad name!" I continued, affecting more anger
+than I felt--for, in truth, I was rather pleased with my
+quickness in discovering the cheat. "You steal and I bear the
+blame, and pay to boot! Off with you and find the fellow, and
+bring him to me, or it will be the worse for you!"
+
+Glad to escape so easily, La Trape ran to the gate; but he failed
+to find his friend, and two or three days elapsed before I
+thought again of the matter, such petty rogueries being ingrained
+in a great man's VALETAILLE, and being no more to be removed than
+the hairs from a man's arm. At the end of that time La Trape
+came to me, bringing the Spaniard; who had appeared again at the
+gate. The stranger proved to be a small, slight man, pale and
+yet brown, with quick-glancing eyes. His dress was decent, but
+very poor, with more than one rent neatly darned. He made me a
+profound reverence, and stood waiting, with his cap in his hand,
+to be addressed; but, with all his humility, I did not fail to
+detect an easiness of deportment and a propriety that did not
+seem absolutely strange since he was a Spaniard, but which struck
+me, nevertheless, as requiring some explanation. I asked him,
+civilly, who he was. He answered that his name was Diego.
+
+"You speak French?"
+
+"I am of Guipuzcoa, my lord," he answered, "where we sometimes
+speak three tongues."
+
+"That is true," I said. "And it is your trade to make tennis
+balls?"
+
+"No, my lord; to use them," he answered with a certain dignity.
+
+"You are a player, then?"
+
+"If it please your excellency."
+
+"Where have you played?"
+
+"At Madrid, where I was the keeper of the Duke of Segovia's
+court; and at Toledo, where I frequently had the honour of
+playing against M. de Montserrat."
+
+"You are a good player?"
+
+"If your excellency," he answered impulsively, "will give me an
+opportunity--"
+
+"Softly, softly," I said, somewhat taken aback by his
+earnestness. "Granted that you are a player, you seem to have
+played to small purpose.. Why are you here, my friend, and not in
+Madrid?"
+
+He drew up his sleeves, and showed me that his wrists were deeply
+scarred.
+
+I shrugged my shoulders. "You have been in the hands of the Holy
+Brotherhood?" I said.
+
+"No, my lord," he answered bitterly. "Of the Holy Inquisition."
+
+"You are a Protestant?"
+
+He bowed.
+
+On that I fell to considering him with more attention, but at the
+same time with some distrust; reflecting that he was a Spaniard,
+and recalling the numberless plots against his Majesty of which
+that nation had been guilty. Still, if his tale were true he
+deserved support; with a view therefore to testing this I
+questioned him farther, and learned that he had for a long time
+disguised his opinions, until, opening them in an easy moment to
+a fellow servant, he found himself upon the first occasion of
+quarrel betrayed to the Fathers. After suffering much, and
+giving himself up for lost in their dungeons, he made his escape
+in a manner sufficiently remarkable, if I might believe his
+story. In the prison with him lay a Moor, for whose exchange
+against a Christian taken by the Sallee pirates an order came
+down. It arrived in the evening; the Moor was to be removed in
+the morning. An hour after the arrival of the news, however, and
+when the two had just been locked up for the night, the Moor,
+overcome with excess of joy, suddenly expired. At first the
+Spaniard was for giving the alarm; but, being an ingenious
+fellow, in a few minutes he summoned all his wits together and
+made a plan. Contriving to blacken his face and hands with
+charcoal he changed clothes with the corpse, and muffling himself
+up after the fashion of the Moors in a cold climate he succeeded
+in the early morning in passing out in his place. Those who had
+charge of him had no reason to expect an escape, and once on the
+road he had little difficulty in getting away, and eventually
+reached France after a succession of narrow chances.
+
+All this the man told me so simply that I knew not which to
+admire more, the daring of his device--since for a white man to
+pass for a brown is beyond the common scope of such disguises--or
+his present modesty in relating it. However, neither of these
+things seemed to my mind a good reason for disbelief. As to the
+one, I considered that an impostor would have put forward
+something more simple; and as to the other, I have all my life
+long observed that those who have had strange experiences tell
+them in a very ordinary way. Besides, I had fresh in my mind the
+diverting escape of the Duke of Nemours from Lyons, which I have
+elsewhere related. On the other hand, and despite all these
+things, the story might be false; so with a view to testing one
+part of it, at least, I bade him come and play with me that
+afternoon.
+
+"My lord," he said bluntly, "I had rather not. For if I defeat
+your excellency, I may defeat also your good intentions. And if
+I permit you to win, I shall seem to be an impostor."
+
+Somewhat surprised by his forethought, I reassured him on this
+point; and his game, which proved to be one of remarkable
+strength and finesse, and fairly on an equality, as it seemed to
+me, with that of the best French players, persuaded me that at
+any rate the first part of his tale was true. Accordingly I made
+him a present, and, in addition, bade Maignan pay him a small
+allowance for a while. For this he showed his gratitude by
+attaching himself to my household; and as it was the fashion at
+that time to keep tennis masters of this class, I found it
+occasionally amusing to pit him against other well-known players.
+In the course of a few weeks he gained me great credit; and
+though I am not so foolish as to attach importance to such
+trifles, but, on the contrary, think an old soldier who stood
+fast at Coutras, or even a clerk who has served the King
+honestly--if such a prodigy there be--more deserving than these
+professors, still I do not err on the other side; but count him a
+fool who, because he has solid cause to value himself, disdains
+the ECLAT which the attachment of such persons gives him in the
+public eye.
+
+The man went by the name of Diego the Spaniard, and his story,
+which gradually became known, together with the excellence of his
+play, made him so much the fashion that more than one tried to
+detach him from my service. The King heard of him, and would
+have played with him, but the sudden death of Madame de Beaufort,
+which occurred soon afterwards, threw the Court into mourning;
+and for a while, in pursuing the negotiations for the King's
+divorce, and in conducting a correspondence of the most delicate
+character with the Queen, I lost sight of my player--insomuch,
+that I scarcely knew whether he still formed part of my suite or
+not.
+
+My attention was presently recalled to him, however, in a rather
+remarkable manner. One morning Don Antonio d'Evora, Secretary to
+the Spanish Embassy, and a brother of that d'Evora who commanded
+the Spanish Foot at Paris in '94, called on me at the Arsenal, to
+which I had just removed, and desired to see me. I bade them
+admit him; but as my secretaries were at the time at work with
+me, I left them and received him in the garden--supposing that
+he wished to speak to me, about the affair of Saluces, and
+preferring, like the King my master, to talk of matters of State
+in the open air.
+
+However, I was mistaken. Don Antonio said nothing about Savoy,
+but after the usual preliminaries, which a Spaniard never omits,
+plunged into a long harangue upon the comity which, now that
+peace reigned, should exist between the two nations. For some
+time I waited patiently to learn what he would be at; but he
+seemed to be lost in his own eloquence, and at last I took him
+up.
+
+"All this is very well, M. d'Evora," I said. "I quite agree with
+you that the times are changed, that amity is not the same thing
+as war, and that a grain of sand in the eye is unpleasant," for
+he had said all of these things. "But I fail, being a plain man
+and no diplomatist, to see what you want me to do."
+
+"It is the smallest matter," he said, waving his hand gracefully.
+
+"And yet," I retorted, "you seem to find a difficulty in coming
+at it."
+
+"As you do at the grain of sand in the eye," he answered wittily.
+"After all, however, in what you say, M. de Rosny, there is some
+truth. I feel that I am, on delicate ground; but I am sure that
+you will pardon me. You have in your suite a certain Diego."
+
+"It may be so," I said, masking my surprise, and affecting
+indifference.
+
+"A tennis-player."
+
+I shrugged my shoulders. "The man is known," I said.
+
+"A Protestant?"
+
+"It is not impossible."
+
+"And a subject of the King, my master. A man," Don Antonio
+continued, with increasing stiffness, "in fine, M. de Rosny, who,
+after committing various offences, murdered his comrade in
+prison, and, escaping in his clothes, took refuge in this
+country."
+
+I shrugged my shoulders again.
+
+"I have no knowledge of that," I said coldly.
+
+"No, or I am sure that you would not harbour the fellow," the
+secretary answered. "Now that you do know it, however, I take it
+for granted that you will dismiss him? If you held any but the
+great place you do hold, M. de Rosny, it would be different; but
+all the world see who follow you, and this man's presence stains
+you, and is an offence to my master."
+
+"Softly, softly, M. d'Evora," I said, with a little warmth. "You
+go too fast. Let me tell you first, that, for my honour, I take
+care of it myself; and, secondly, for your master, I do not allow
+even my own to meddle with my household."
+
+"But, my lord," he said pompously, "the King of Spain--"
+
+"Is the King of Spain," I answered, cutting him short without
+much ceremony. "But in the Arsenal of Paris, which, for the
+present, is my house, I am king. And I brook no usurpers, M.
+d'Evora."
+
+He assented to that with a constrained smile.
+
+"Then I can say no more," he answered. "I have warned you that
+the man is a rogue. If you will still entertain him, I wash my
+hands of it. But I fear the consequences, M. de Rosny, and,
+frankly, it lessens my opinion of your sagacity."
+
+Thereat I bowed in my turn, and after the exchange of some
+civilities he took his leave. Considering his application after
+he was gone, I confess that I found nothing surprising in it; and
+had it come from a man whom I held in greater respect I might
+have complied with it in an indirect fashion. But though it
+might have led me under some circumstances to discard Diego,
+naturally, since it confirmed his story in some points, and
+proved besides that he was not a persona grata at the Spanish
+Embassy, it did not lead me to value him less. And as within the
+week he was so fortunate as to defeat La Varenne's champion in a
+great match at the Louvre, and won also a match, at M. de
+Montpensier's which put fifty crowns into my pocket, I thought
+less and less of d'Evora's remonstrance; until the king's return
+put it quite out of my head. The entanglement with Mademoiselle
+d'Entragues, which was destined to be the most fatal of all
+Henry's attachments, was then in the forming; and the king
+plunged into every kind of amusement with fresh zest. The very
+day after his return he matched his marker, a rogue, but an
+excellent player, against my man; and laid me twenty crowns on
+the event, the match to be played on the following Saturday after
+a dinner which M. de Lude was giving in honour of the lady.
+
+On the Thursday, however, who should come in to me, while I was
+sitting alone after supper, but Maignan: who, closing the door
+and dismissing the page who waited there, told me with a very
+long face and an air of vast importance that he had discovered
+something.
+
+"Something?" I said, being inclined at the moment to be merry.
+"What? A plot to reduce your perquisites, you rascal?"
+
+"No, my lord," he answered stoutly. "But to tap your
+excellency's secrets."
+
+"Indeed," I said pleasantly, not believing a word of it. "And
+who is to hang?"
+
+"The Spaniard," he answered in a low voice.
+
+That sobered me, by putting the matter in a new light; and I sat
+a moment looking at him and reviewing Diego's story, which
+assumed on the instant an aspect so uncommon and almost
+incredible that I wondered how I had ever allowed it to pass.
+But when I proceeded from this to the substance of Maignan's
+charge I found an IMPASSE in this direction also, and I smiled.
+"So it is Diego, is it?" I said. "You think that he is a spy?"
+
+Maignan nodded.
+
+"Then, tell me," I asked, "what opportunity has he of learning
+more than all the world knows? He has not been in my apartments
+since I engaged him. He has seen none of my papers. The
+youngest footboy could tell all he has learned."
+
+"True, my lord," Maignan answered slowly; "but--"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"I saw him this evening, talking with a Priest in the Rue Petits
+Pois; and he calls himself a Protestant."
+
+"Ah! You are sure that the man was a priest?"
+
+"I know him."
+
+"For whom?"
+
+"One of the chaplains at the Spanish Embassy."
+
+It was natural that after this I should take a more serious view
+of the matter; and I did so. But my former difficulty still
+remained, for, assuming this to be a cunning plot, and d'Evora's
+application to me a ruse to throw me off my guard, I could not
+see where their advantage lay; since the Spaniard's occupation
+was not of a nature to give him the entry to my confidence or the
+chance of ransacking my papers. I questioned Maignan further,
+therefore, but without result. He had seen the two together in a
+secret kind of way, viewing them himself from the window of a
+house where he had an assignation. He had not been near enough
+to hear what they said, but he was sure that no quarrel took
+place between them, and equally certain that it was no chance
+meeting that brought them together.
+
+Infected by his assurance, I could still see no issue; and no
+object in such an intrigue. And in the end I contented myself
+with bidding him watch the Spaniard closely, and report to me the
+following evening; adding that he might confide the matter to La
+Trape, who was a supple fellow, and of the two the easier
+companion.
+
+Accordingly, next evening Maignan again appeared, this time with
+a face even longer; so that at first I supposed him to have
+discovered a plot worse than Chastel's; but it turned out that he
+had discovered nothing. The Spaniard had spent the morning in
+lounging and the afternoon in practice at the Louvre, and from
+first to last had conducted himself in the most innocent manner
+possible. On this I rallied Maignan on his mare's nest, and was
+inclined to dismiss the matter as such; still, before doing so, I
+thought I would see La Trape, and dismissing Maignan I sent for
+him.
+
+When he was come, "Well," I said, "have you anything to say?"
+
+"One little thing only, your excellency," he answered slyly, "and
+of no importance."
+
+"But you did not tell it to Maignan?"
+
+"No, my Lord," he replied, his face relaxing in a cunning smile.
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Once to-day I saw Diego where he should not have been."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"In the King's dressing-room at the tennis-court."
+
+"You saw him there?"
+
+"I saw him coming out," he answered.
+
+It may be imagined how I felt on hearing this; for although I
+might have thought nothing of the matter before my suspicions
+were aroused--since any man might visit such a place out of
+curiosity--now, my mind being disturbed, I was quick to conceive
+the worst, and saw with horror my beloved master already
+destroyed through my carelessness. I questioned La Trape in a
+fury, but could learn nothing more. He had seen the man slip
+out, and that was all.
+
+"But did you not go in yourself?" I said, restraining my
+impatience with difficulty.
+
+"Afterwards? Yes, my lord."
+
+"And made no discovery?"
+
+He shook his head.
+
+"Was anything prepared for his Majesty?"
+
+"There was sherbet; and some water."
+
+"You tried them?"
+
+La Trape grinned. "No, my lord," he said. "But I gave some to
+Maignan."
+
+"Not explaining?"
+
+"No, my lord."
+
+"You sacrilegious rascal!" I cried, amused in spite of my
+anxiety. "And he was none the worse?"
+
+"No, my lord."
+
+Not satisfied yet, I continued to press him, but with so little
+success that I still found myself unable to decide whether the
+Spaniard had wandered in innocently or to explore his ground. In
+the end, therefore, I made up my mind to see things for myself;
+and early next morning, at an hour when I was not likely to be
+observed, I went out by a back door, and with my face muffled and
+no other attendance than Maignan and La Trape, went to the
+tennis-court and examined the dressing-room.
+
+This was a small closet on the first floor, of a size to hold two
+or three persons, and with a casement through which the King, if
+he wished to be private, might watch the game. Its sole
+furniture consisted of a little table with a mirror, a seat for
+his Majesty, and a couple of stools, so that it offered small
+scope for investigation. True, the stale sherbet and the water
+were still there, the carafes standing on the table beside an
+empty comfit box, and a few toilet necessaries; and it will be
+believed that I lost no time in examining them. But I made no
+discovery, and when I had passed my eye over everything else that
+the room contained, and noticed nothing that seemed in the
+slightest degree suspicious, I found myself completely at a loss.
+I went to the window, and for a moment looked idly into the
+court.
+
+But neither did any light come thence, and I had turned again and
+was about to leave, when my eye alighted on a certain thing and I
+stopped.
+
+"What is that?" I said. It was a thin case, book-shaped, of
+Genoa velvet, somewhat worn.
+
+"Plaister," Maignan, who was waiting at the door, answered. "His
+Majesty's hand is not well yet, and as your excellency knows,
+he--"
+
+"Silence, fool!" I cried. and I stood rooted to the spot,
+overwhelmed by the conviction that I held the clue to the
+mystery, and so shaken by the horror which that conviction
+naturally brought with it that I could not move a finger. A
+design so fiendish and monstrous as that which I suspected might
+rouse the dullest sensibilities, in a case where it threatened
+the meanest; but being aimed in this at the King, my master, from
+whom I had received so many benefits, and on whose life the well-
+being of all depended, it goaded me to the warmest resentment. I
+looked round the tennis-court--which, empty, shadowy and silent,
+seemed a fit place for such horrors--with rage and repulsion;
+apprehending in a moment of sad presage all the accursed strokes
+of an enemy whom nothing could propitiate, and who, sooner or
+later, must set all my care at nought, and take from France her
+greatest benefactor.
+
+But, it will be said, I had no proof, only a conjecture; and this
+is true, but of it hereafter. Suffice it that, as soon as I had
+swallowed my indignation, I took all the precautions affection
+could suggest or duty enjoin, omitting nothing; and then,
+confiding the matter to no one the two men who were with me
+excepted--I prepared to observe the issue with gloomy
+satisfaction.
+
+The match was to take place at three in the afternoon. A little
+after that hour, I arrived at the tennis-court, attended by La
+Font and other gentlemen, and M. l'Huillier, the councillor, who
+had dined with me. L'Huillier's business had detained me
+somewhat, and the men had begun; but as I had anticipated this, I
+had begged my good friend De Vic to have an eye to my interests.
+The King, who was in the gallery, had with him M. de Montpensier,
+the Comte de Lude, Vitry, Varennes, and the Florentine
+Ambassador, with Sancy and some others. Mademoiselle d'Entragues
+and two ladies had taken possession of his closet, and from the
+casement were pouring forth a perpetual fire of badinage and BONS
+MOTS. The tennis-court, in a word, presented as different an
+aspect as possible from that which it had worn in the morning.
+The sharp crack of the ball, as it bounded from side to side, was
+almost lost in the crisp laughter and babel of voices; which as I
+entered rose into a perfect uproar, Mademoiselle having just
+flung a whole lapful of roses across the court in return for some
+witticism. These falling short of the gallery had lighted on the
+head of the astonished Diego, causing a temporary cessation of
+play, during which I took my seat.
+
+Madame de Lude's saucy eye picked me out in a moment. "Oh, the
+grave man!" she cried. "Crown him, too, with roses."
+
+"As they crowned the skull at the feast, madame?" I answered,
+saluting her gallantly.
+
+"No, but as the man whom the King delighteth to honour," she
+answered, making a face at me. "Ha! ha! I am not afraid! I am
+not afraid! I am not afraid!"
+
+There was a good deal of laughter at this. "What shall I do to
+her, M. de Rosny?" Mademoiselle cried out, coming to my rescue.
+
+"If you will have the goodness to kiss her, mademoiselle," I
+answered, "I will consider it an advance, and as one of the
+council of the King's finances, my credit should be good for the
+re--"
+
+"Thank you!" the King cried, nimbly cutting me short. "But as
+my finances seem to be the security, faith, I will see to the
+repayment myself! Let them start again; but I am afraid that my
+twenty crowns are yours, Grand Master; your man is in fine play."
+
+I looked into the court. Diego, lithe and sinewy, with his
+cropped black hair, high colour, and quick shallow eyes, bounded
+here and there, swift and active as a panther. Seeing him thus,
+with his heart in his returns, I could not but doubt; more, as
+the game proceeded, amid the laughter and jests and witty sallies
+of the courtiers, I felt the doubt grow; the riddle became each
+minute more abstruse, the man more mysterious. But that was of
+no moment now.
+
+A little after four o'clock the match ended in my favour; on
+which the King, tired of inaction, sprang up, and declaring that
+he would try Diego's strength himself, entered the court. I
+followed, with Vitry and others, and several strokes which had
+been made were tested and discussed. Presently, the King going
+to talk with Mademoiselle at her window, I remarked the Spaniard
+and Maignan, with the King's marker, and one or two others
+waiting at the further door. Almost at the same moment I
+observed a sudden movement among them, and voices raised higher
+than was decent, and I called out sharply to know what it was.
+
+"An accident, my lord," one of the men answered respectfully.
+
+"It is nothing," another muttered. "Maignan was playing tricks,
+your excellency, and cut Diego's hand a little; that is all."
+
+"Cut his hand now!" I exclaimed angrily "And the King about to
+play with him. Let me see it!"
+
+Diego sulkily held up his hand, and I saw a cut, ugly but of no
+importance.
+
+"Pooh!" I said; "it is nothing. Get some plaister. Here, you,"
+I continued wrathfully, turning to Maignan, "since you have done
+the mischief, booby, you must repair it. Get some plaister, do
+you hear? He cannot play in that state."
+
+Diego muttered something, and Maignan that he had not got any;
+but before I could answer that he must get some, La Trape thrust
+his may to the front, and producing a small piece from his
+pocket, proceeded with a droll air of extreme carefulness to
+treat the hand. The other knaves fell into the joke, and the
+Spaniard had no option but to submit; though his scowling face
+showed that he bore Maignan no good-will, and that but for my
+presence he might not have been so complaisant. La Trape was
+bringing his surgery to an end by demanding a fee, in the most
+comical manner possible, when the King returned to our part of
+the court. "What is it?" he said. "Is anything the matter?"
+
+"No, sire," I said. "My man has cut his hand a little, but it is
+nothing."
+
+"Can he play?" Henry asked with his accustomed good-nature.
+
+"Oh, yes, sire," I answered. "I have bound it up with a strip of
+plaister from the case in your Majesty's closet."
+
+"He has not lost blood?"
+
+"No, sire."
+
+And he had not. But it was small wonder that the King asked;
+small wonder, for the man's face had changed in the last ten
+seconds to a strange leaden colour; a terror like that of a wild
+beast that sees itself trapped had leapt into his eyes. He shot
+a furtive glance round him, and I saw him slide his hand behind
+him. But I was prepared for that, and as the King moved off a
+space I slipped to the man's side, as if to give him some
+directions about his game.
+
+"Listen," I said, in a voice heard only by him; "take the
+dressing off your hand, and I have you broken on the wheel. You
+understand? Now play."
+
+Assuring myself that he did understand, and that Maignan and La
+Trape were at hand if he should attempt anything, I went back to
+my place, and sitting down by De Vic began to watch that strange
+game; while Mademoiselle's laughter and Madame de Lude's gibes
+floated across the court, and mingled with the eager applause and
+more dexterous criticisms of the courtiers. The light was
+beginning to sink, and for this reason, perhaps, no one perceived
+the Spaniard's pallor; but De Vic, after a rally or two, remarked
+that he was not playing his full strength.
+
+"Wise man!" he added.
+
+"Yes," I said. "Who plays well against kings plays ill."
+
+De Vic laughed. "How he sweats!" he said, "and he never turned
+a hair when he played Colet. I suppose he is nervous."
+
+"Probably," I said.
+
+And so they chattered and laughed--chattered and laughed, seeing
+an ordinary game between the King and a marker; while I, for whom
+the court had grown sombre as a dungeon, saw a villain struggling
+in his own toils, livid with the fear of death, and tortured by
+horrible apprehensions. Use and habit were still so powerful
+with the man that he played on mechanically with his hands, but
+his eyes every now and then sought mine with the look of the
+trapped beast; and on these occasions I could see his lips move
+in prayer or cursing. The sweat poured down his face as he moved
+to and fro, and I, fancied that his features were beginning to
+twitch. Presently--I have said that the light was failing, so
+that it was not in my imagination only that the court was sombre
+--the King held his ball. "My friend, your man is not well," he
+said, turning to me.
+
+"It is nothing, sire; the honour you do him makes him nervous," I
+answered. "Play up, sirrah," I continued; "you make too good a
+courtier."
+
+Mademoiselle d'Entragues clapped her hands and laughed at the
+hit; and I saw Diego glare at her with an indescribable look, in
+which hatred and despair and a horror of reproach were so nicely
+mingled with something as exceptional as his position, that the
+whole baffled words. Doubtless the gibes and laughter he heard,
+the trifling that went on round him, the very game in which he
+was engaged, and from which he dared not draw back, seemed in his
+eyes the most appalling mockery; but ignorant who were in the
+secret, unable to guess how his diabolical plot had been
+discovered, uncertain even whether the whole were not a concerted
+piece, he went on playing his part mechanically; with starting
+eyes and labouring chest, and lips that, twitching and working,
+lost colour each minute. At length he missed a stroke, and
+staggering leaned against the wall, his-face livid and ghastly.
+The King took the alarm at that, and cried out that something was
+wrong. Those who were sitting rose. I nodded to Maignan to go
+to the man.
+
+"It is a fit," I said. "He is subject to them, and doubtless the
+excitement--but I am sorry that it has spoiled your Majesty's
+game.
+
+"It has not," Henry answered kindly. "The light is gone. But
+have him looked to, will you, my friend? If La Riviere were here
+he might do something for him."
+
+While he spoke, the servants had gathered round the man, but with
+the timidity which characterises that class in such emergencies,
+they would not touch him. As I crossed the court, and they made
+way for me, the Spaniard, who was still standing, though in a
+strange and distorted fashion, turned his bloodshot eyes on me.
+
+"A priest!" he muttered, framing the words with difficulty, "a
+priest!"
+
+I directed Maignan to fetch one. "And do you," I continued to
+the other servants, "take him into a room somewhere."
+
+They obeyed, reluctantly. As they carried him out, the King,
+content with my statement, was giving his hand to Mademoiselle to
+descend the stairs; and neither he nor any, save the two men in
+my confidence, had the slightest suspicion that aught was the
+matter beyond a natural illness. But I shuddered when I
+considered how narrow had been the King's escape, how trifling
+the circumstance which had led to suspicion, how fortuitous the
+inspiration by which I had chanced on discovery. The delay of a
+single day, the occurrence of the slightest mishap, might have
+been fatal not to him only but to the best interests of France;
+which his death at a time when he was still childless must have
+plunged into the most melancholy of wars.
+
+Of the wretched Spaniard I need say little more. Caught in his
+own snare, he was no sooner withdrawn from the court than he fell
+into violent convulsions, which held him until midnight when he
+died with symptoms and under circumstances so nearly resembling
+those which had attended the death of Madame de Beaufort at
+Easter, that I have several times dwelt on the strange
+coincidence, and striven to find the connecting link. But I
+never hit on it; and the King's death, and that unexplained
+tendency to imitate great crimes under which the vulgar labour,
+prevailed with me to keep the matter secret. Nay, as I believed
+that d'Evora had played the part of an unconscious tool, and as a
+hint pressed home sufficed to procure the withdrawal of the
+chaplain whom Maignan had named, I did not think it necessary to
+disclose the matter even to the King my master.
+
+
+
+III. TWO MAYORS OF BOTTITORT.
+
+Believing that I have now set down all those particulars of the
+treaty with Epernon and the consequent pacification of Brittany
+in the year 1598 which it will be of advantage to the public to
+know, that it may the better distinguish in the future those who
+have selfishly impoverished the State from those who, in its
+behalf, have incurred obloquy and high looks, I proceed next to
+the events which followed the King's return to Paris.
+
+But, first, and by way of sampling the diverting episodes that
+will occur from time to time in the most laborious existence, and
+for the moment reduce the minister to the level of the man, I am
+tempted to narrate an adventure that befell me on my return,
+between Rennes and Vitre; when the King having preceded me at
+speed under the pretext of urgency, but really that he might
+avoid the prolix addresses that awaited him in every town, I
+found myself no more minded to suffer. Having sacrificed my
+ease, therefore, in two of the more important places, and come
+within as many stages of Vitre, I determined also on a holiday.
+Accordingly, directing my baggage and the numerous escort and
+suite that attended me to the full tale of four-score horses--to
+keep the high road, I struck myself into a byway, intending to
+seek hospitality for the night at a house of M. de Laval's; and
+on the second evening to render myself with a good grace to the
+eulogia and tedious mercies of the Vitre townsfolk.
+
+I kept with me only La Font and two servants. The day was fine,
+and the air brisk; the country open, affording many distant
+prospects which the sun rendered cheerful. We rode for some
+time, therefore, with the gaiety of schoolboys released from
+their tasks, and dining at noon in the lee of one of the great
+boulders that there dot the plain, took pleasure in applying to
+the life of courts every evil epithet that came to mind. For a
+little time afterwards we rode as cheerfully; but about three in
+the afternoon the sky became overcast, and almost at the same
+moment we discovered that we had strayed from the track. The
+country in that district resembles the more western parts of
+Brittany, in consisting of huge tracts of bog and moorland strewn
+with rocks and covered with gorse; which present a cheerful
+aspect in sunshine, but are savage and barren to a degree when
+viewed through sheets of rain or under a sombre sky.
+
+The position, therefore, was not without its discomforts. I had
+taken care to choose a servant who was familiar with the country,
+but his knowledge seemed now at fault. However, under his
+direction we retraced our steps, but still without regaining the
+road; and as a small rain presently began to fall and the day to
+decline, the landscape which in the morning had flaunted a wild
+and rugged beauty, changed to a brown and dreary waste set here
+and there with ghost-like stones. Once astray on this, we found
+our path beset with sloughs and morasses; among which we saw
+every prospect of passing the night, when La Font espied at a
+little distance a wind-swept wood that, clothing a low shoulder
+of the moor, promised at least a change and shelter. We made
+towards it, and discovered not only all that we had expected to
+see, but a path and a guide.
+
+The latter was as much surprised to see us as we to see her, for
+when we came upon her she was sitting on the bank beside the path
+weeping bitterly. On hearing us, however, she sprang up and
+discovered the form of a young girl, bare-foot and bareheaded,
+wearing only a short ragged frock of homespun. Nevertheless, her
+face was neither stupid nor uncomely; and though, at the first
+alarm, supposing us to be either robbers or hobgoblins--of which
+last the people of that country are peculiarly fearful--she made
+as if she would escape across the moor, she stopped as soon as
+she heard my voice. I asked her gently where we were.
+
+At first she did not understand, but the servant who had played
+the guide so ill, speaking to her in the PATOIS of the country,
+she answered that we were near St. Brieuc, a hamlet not far from
+Bottitort, and considerably off our road. Asked how far it was
+to Bottitort, she answered--between two and three leagues, and an
+indifferent road.
+
+We could ride the distance in a couple of hours, and there
+remained almost as much daylight. But the horses were tired, so,
+resigning myself to the prospect of some discomfort, I asked her
+if there was an inn at St. Brieuc.
+
+"A poor place for your honours," she answered, staring at us in
+innocent wonder, the forgotten tears not dry on her cheeks.
+
+"Never mind; take us to it," I answered.
+
+She turned at the word and tripped on before us. I bade the
+servant ask her, as we went, why she had been crying, and learned
+through him that she had been to her uncle's two leagues away to
+borrow money for her mother; that the uncle would not lend it,
+and that now they would be turned out of their house; that her
+father was lately dead, and that her mother kept the inn, and
+owed the money for meal and cider.
+
+"At least, she says that she does not owe it," the man corrected
+himself, "for her father paid as usual at Corpus Christi; but
+after his death M. Grabot said that he had not paid, and--"
+
+"M. Grabot?" I said. "Who is he?"
+
+"The Mayor of Bottitort."
+
+"The creditor?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And how much is owing?" I asked.
+
+"Nothing, she says."
+
+"But how much does he say?"
+
+"Twenty crowns."
+
+Doubtless some will view my conduct on this occasion with
+surprise; and wonder why I troubled myself with inquiries so
+minute upon a matter so mean. But these do not consider that
+ministers are the King's eyes; and that in a State no class is so
+unimportant that it can be safely overlooked. Moreover, as the
+settlement of the finances was one of the objects of my stay in
+those parts--and I seldom had the opportunity of checking the
+statements made to me by the farmers and lessees of the taxes,
+the receivers, gatherers, and, in a word, all the corrupt class
+that imparts such views of a province as suit its interests--I
+was glad to learn anything that threw light on the real condition
+of the country: the more, as I had to receive at Vitre a
+deputation of the notables and officials of the district.
+
+Accordingly, I continued to put questions to her until, crossing
+a ridge, we came at last within sight of the inn, a lonely house
+of stone, standing in the hollow of the moor and sheltered on one
+side by a few gnarled trees that took off in a degree from the
+bleakness of its aspect. The house was of one story only, with a
+window on either side of the door, and no other appeared in
+sight; but a little smoke rising from the chimney seemed to
+promise a better reception than the desolate landscape and the
+girl's scanty dress had led us to expect.
+
+As we drew nearer, however, a thing happened so remarkable as to
+draw our attention in a moment from all these points, and bring
+us, gaping, to a standstill. The shutters of the two windows
+were suddenly closed before our eyes with a clap that came
+sharply on the wind. Then, in a twinkling, one window flew open
+again and a man, seemingly naked, bounded from it, fled with
+inconceivable rapidity across the front of the house and vanished
+through the other window, which opened to receive him. He had
+scarcely gained that shelter before a coal-black figure followed
+him, leaping out of the one window and in at the other with the
+same astonishing swiftness--a swiftness which was so great that
+before any of us could utter more than an exclamation, the two
+figures appeared again round the corner of the house, in the same
+order, but this time with so small an interval that the fugitive
+barely saved himself through the window. Once more, while we
+stared in stupefaction, they flashed out and in; and this time it
+seemed to me that as they vanished the black spectre seized its
+victim.
+
+When I say that all this time the two figures uttered no sound,
+that there was no other living being in sight, and that on every
+side of the solitary house the moor, growing each minute more
+eerie as the day waned, spread to the horizon, the more
+superstitious among us may be pardoned if they gave way to their
+fears. La Font was the first to speak.
+
+"MON DIEU!" he cried--while the girl moaned in terror, the
+Breton crossed himself, and La Trape looked uncomfortable--"the
+place is bewitched!"
+
+"Nonsense!" I said. "Who is in the house, girl?"
+
+"Only my mother," she wailed. "Oh, my poor mother!"
+
+I silenced her, scolding them all for fools, and her first; and
+La Font, recovering himself, did the same. But this was the year
+of that strange appearance of the spectre horseman at
+Fontainebleau of which so much has been said; and my servants,
+when we had approached the house a little nearer, and it still
+remained silent and, as it were, dead to the eye, would go no
+farther, but stood in sheer terror and permitted me to go on
+alone with La Font. I confess that the loneliness of the house,
+and the dreary waste that surrounded it (which seemed to exclude
+the idea of trickery) were not without their effect on my
+spirits; and that as I dismounted and approached the door, I felt
+a kind of chill not remarkable under the circumstances.
+
+But the courage of the gentleman differs from that of the vulgar
+in that he fears yet goes; and I lifted the latch, and entered
+boldly. The scene which met my eyes inside was sufficiently
+commonplace to reassure me. At the farther end of a long bare
+room, draughty, half-lighted, and having an earthen floor, yet
+possessing that air of homeliness which a wood fire never fails
+to impart, sat a single traveller; who had drawn his small table
+under the open chimney, and there, with his feet almost in the
+fire, was partaking of a poor meal of black bread and onions. He
+was a tall, spare man, with sloping shoulders and a long sour
+face, of which, as I entered, he gave me the full benefit.
+
+I looked round the room, but look as I might I could see no one
+else, nor anything that explained what we had witnessed and I
+accosted the man civilly, wishing him good evening. He made an
+answer, but indistinctly, and, this done, went on with his meal
+like one who viewed our arrival with little pleasure; while I,
+puzzled and astonished by the ordinary look of things and the
+stillness of the house, affected to warm my feet at the logs. At
+length, espying no signs of disturbance anywhere, I asked him if
+he was alone.
+
+"I was, sir," he answered gravely.
+
+I was going on to tell him, though reluctantly, what we had seen
+outside, and to question him upon it, when on a sudden, before I
+could speak again, he leaned towards me and accosted me with
+startling abruptness. "Sir," he said, "I should like to have
+your opinion of Louis Eleven."
+
+I stared at him in the most perfect astonishment; and was for a
+moment so completely taken aback that I mechanically repeated his
+words. For answer, he did so also.
+
+"The Eleventh Louis?" I said.
+
+"Yes," he rejoined, turning his pale visage full upon me. "What
+is your opinion of him, sir? He was a man?"
+
+"Well," I said, shrugging my shoulders, "I take that for
+granted." I began to think that the traveller was demented.
+
+"And a king?"
+
+"Yes, I suppose so," I answered contemptuously. "I never heard
+it doubted."
+
+He leaned towards me, and spoke with the most eager
+impressiveness. "A man--and a king!" he said. "Yet neither a
+manly king, nor a kingly man! You take me?"
+
+"Yes," I said impatiently. "I see what you mean.
+
+"Neither a kingly man, nor a manly king!" he repeated with
+solemn gusto. "You take me clearly, I think?"
+
+I had no stomach for further fooleries, and I was about to answer
+him with some sharpness--though I could not for the life of me
+tell whether he was mad or an eccentric when a harsh voice
+shrieked in my ear, "Bob!" and in a twinkling a red figure
+appeared bounding and whirling in the middle of the kitchen; now
+springing into the air until its head touched the rafters, now
+eddying round and round the floor in the giddiest gyrations. At
+the first glance, startled by the voice in my ear, I recoiled;
+but a second disclosing what it was, and the secret of our alarm
+outside, I masked my movement; and when the man brought his
+performance to a sudden stop, and falling on one knee in an
+attitude of exaggerated respect held out his cap, I was ready for
+him.
+
+"Why, you knave," I said, "you should be whipped, not rewarded.
+Who gave you leave to play pranks on travellers?"
+
+He looked at me with a droll smile on his round merry face, which
+at its gravest was a thing to laugh at. "Let him whip who is
+scared," he said, with roguish impudence. "Or if there is to be
+whipping, my lord, whip Louis XI."
+
+Thus reminded, I turned to the solemn traveller; but my eyes had
+no sooner met his than he twisted his visage into so wry a smile
+--if smile it could be called--that wherever there was a horse
+collar he must have won the prize. To hide my amusement, I asked
+them what they were. "Mountebanks?" I said curtly.
+
+"Your lordship has pricked the garter offhand," the merry man
+answered cheerfully. "You see before you the renowned Pierre
+Paladin VOILA!--and Philibert Le Grand! of the Breton fairs,
+monsieur."
+
+"But why this foolery--here?" I said.
+
+"We took you for another, monsieur," he answered.
+
+"Whom you intended to frighten?"
+
+"Precisely, your grace."
+
+"Well, you are nice rogues," I said, looking at him.
+
+"So is he," he answered, undaunted.
+
+I left the matter there for a moment, while I summoned La Font
+and the servants; whose rage, when, entering a-tiptoe and with
+some misgiving, they discovered how they had been deceived, and
+by whom, was scarcely to be restrained even by my presence.
+However, aided by Philibert's comicalities, I presently secured a
+truce, and the two strollers vacating in my honour the table by
+the fire--though they had not the slightest notion who I was we
+were soon on terms. I had taken the precaution to bring a meal
+with me, and while La Trape and his companion unpacked it, and I
+dried my riding boots, I asked the players who it was they had
+meant to frighten.
+
+They were not very willing to tell me, but at length confessed,
+to my astonishment, that it was M. Grabot.
+
+"Grabot--Grabot!" I said, striving to recollect where I had
+heard the name. "The Mayor of Bottitort?"
+
+The solemn man made an atrocious grimace. Then, "Yes, monsieur,
+the Mayor of Bottitort," he said frankly. "A year ago he put
+Philibert in the stocks for a riddle; that is his affair. And
+the woman of this house has more than once befriended me, and he
+is for turning her out for a debt she does not owe; and that is
+my affair. However, your lordship's arrival has saved him for
+this time."
+
+"You expected him here this evening, then?"
+
+"He is coming," he answered, with more than his usual gloom. "He
+passed this way this morning, and announced that on his return he
+should spend the night here. We found the goodwife all of a
+tremble when we arrived. He is a hard man, monsieur," the
+mountebank continued bitterly. "She cried after him that she
+hoped that God would change his heart, but he only answered that
+even if St. Brieuc changed his body--you know the legend,
+monseigneur, doubtless--he should be here."
+
+"And here he is," the other, who had been looking out of one of
+the windows, cried. "I see his lanthorn coming down the hill.
+And by St. Brieuc, I have it! I have it," the droll continued,
+suddenly spinning round in a wild dance of triumph on the floor,
+and then as suddenly stopping and falling into an attitude before
+us. "Monsieur, if you will help us, I have the richest jest ever
+played. Pierre, listen. You, gentlemen all, listen! We will
+pretend that he is changed. He is a pompous man; he thinks the
+Mayor of Bottitort equal to the Saint Pere. Well, Pierre shall
+be M. Grabot, Mayor of Bottitort. You, monsieur, that we may
+give him enough of mayors, shall be the Mayor of Gol, and I will
+be the Mayor of St. Just. This gentleman shall swear to us, so
+shall the servants. For him, he does not exist. Oh, we will
+punish him finely."
+
+"But," I said, astounded by the very audacity of the rogue's
+proposition, "you do not flatter yourself that you will deceive
+him?"
+
+"We shall, monsieur, if you will help," he answered confidently.
+"I will be warrant for it we shall."
+
+The thing had little of dignity in it, and I wonder now that I
+complied; but I have always shared with the King, my master, a
+taste for drolleries of the kind suggested; while nothing that I
+had as yet heard of this Grabot was of a nature to induce me to
+spare him. Seeing that La Font was tickled with the idea, and
+that the servants were a-grin, and the more eager to trick others
+as they had just been tricked themselves, I was tempted to
+consent.
+
+After this, the preparations took not a minute. Philibert
+covered his fool's clothes with a cloak, and their table was
+drawn nearer to the fire, so as, with mine, to take up the whole
+hearth. La Trape fell into an attitude behind me; and the
+Breton, adopting a refinement suggested at the last moment, was
+sent out to intercept Grabot before he entered, and tell him that
+the inn was full, and that he had better pass on.
+
+The knave did his business so well that Grabot, being just such a
+man as the stroller had described to us, the altercation on the
+threshold was of itself the most amusing thing in the world.
+"Who?" we heard a loud, coarse voice exclaim. "Who d'ye say are
+here, man?"
+
+"The Mayor of Bottitort."
+
+"MILLE DIABLES!"
+
+"The Mayor of Bottitort and the Mayors of Gol and St. Just," the
+servant repeated as if he noticed nothing amiss.
+
+"That is a lie!" the new comer replied, with a snort of triumph,
+"and an impudent one. But you have got the wrong sow by the ear
+this time."
+
+"Why, man," a third voice, somewhat nasal and rustical, struck
+in, "don't you know the Mayor of Bottitort?"
+
+"I should," my Breton answered bluntly, and making, as we
+guessed, a stand before them. "For I am his servant, and he is
+this moment at his meat."
+
+"The Mayor of Bottitort?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"M. Grabot?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And you are his servant?"
+
+"I have thought so for some time," the Breton answered
+contemptuously.
+
+The Mayor fairly roared in his indignation. "You--his servant!
+The Mayor of Bottitort's?" he cried in a voice of thunder.
+"I'll tell you what you are; you are a liar!--a liar, man, that
+is what you are! Why, you fool, I am the Mayor of Bottitort
+myself. Now, do you see how you have wasted yourself? Out of my
+way! Jehan, follow me in. I shall look into this. There is
+some knavery here, but if Simon Grabot cannot get to the bottom
+of it the Mayor of Bottitort will. Follow me, I say. My servant
+indeed? Come, come!"
+
+And, still grumbling, he flung open the door, which the Breton
+had left ajar, and stalked in upon us, fuming and blowing out his
+cheeks for all the world like a bantam cock with its feathers
+erect. He was a short, pursy man; with a short nose, a wide
+face, and small eyes. But had he been Caesar and Alexander
+rolled into one, he could not have crossed the threshold with a
+more tremendous assumption of dignity. Once inside, he stood and
+glared at us, somewhat taken aback, I think, for the moment by
+our numbers; but recovering himself almost immediately, he
+strutted towards us, and, without uncovering or saluting us, he
+asked in a deep voice who was responsible for the man outside.
+
+"I am, the graver mountebank answered, looking at the stranger
+with a sober air of surprise. "He is my servant."
+
+"Ah!" the Mayor exclaimed, with a withering glance. "And who,
+may I ask, are you?"
+
+"You may ask, certainly," the player answered drily. "But until
+you take off your hat I shall not answer."
+
+The Mayor gasped at this rebuff, and turned, if it were possible,
+a shade redder; but he uncovered.
+
+"Now I do not mind telling you," Pierre continued, with a mild
+dignity admirably assumed, "that I am Simon Grabot, and have the
+honour to be Mayor of Bottitort."
+
+"You!"
+
+"Yes, monsieur, I; though perhaps unworthy."
+
+I looked to see an explosion, but the Mayor was too far gone.
+"Why, you swindling impostor," he said, with something that was
+almost admiration in his tone. "You are the very prince of
+cheats! The king of cozeners! But for all that, let me tell
+you, you have chosen the wrong ROLE this time. For I--I, sir, am
+the Mayor of Bottitort, the very man whose name you have taken!"
+
+Pierre stared at him in composed silence, which his comrade was
+the first to break. "Is he mad?" he said in a low voice.
+
+The grave man shook his head.
+
+The Mayor heard and saw; and getting no other answer, began to
+tremble between passion and a natural, though ill-defined,
+misgiving, which the silent gaze of so large a party--for we all
+looked at him compassionately--was well calculated to produce.
+"Mad?" he cried. "No, but some one is, Sir," he continued,
+turning to La Font with a gesture in which appeal and impatience
+were curiously blended, "Do you know this man?"
+
+"M. Grabot? Certainly," he answered, without blushing. "And
+have these ten years."
+
+"And you say that he is M. Grabot?" the poor Mayor retorted, his
+jaw falling ludicrously.
+
+"Certainly. Who should he be?"
+
+The Mayor looked round him, sudden beads of sweat on his brow.
+"MON DIEU!" be cried. "You are all in it. Here, you, do you
+know this person?"
+
+La Trape, to whom he addressed himself, shrugged his shoulders.
+"I should," he said. "The Mayor is pretty well known about
+here."
+
+"The Mayor?"
+
+"Ay."
+
+"But I am the Mayor--I," Grabot answered eagerly, tapping himself
+on the breast in the most absurd manner. "Don't you know me, my
+friend?"
+
+"I never saw you before, to my knowledge," the rascal answered
+contemptuously; "and I know this country pretty well. I should
+think that you have been crossing St. Brieuc's brook, and
+forgotten to say your--"
+
+"Hush!" the stout player interposed with some sharpness. " Let
+him alone. LE BON DIEU knows that such a thing may happen to the
+best of us."
+
+The Mayor clapped his hand to his head. "Sir," he said almost
+humbly, addressing the last speaker, "I seem to know your voice.
+Your name, if you please?"
+
+"Fracasse," he answered pleasantly. "I am Mayor of Gol."
+
+"You--Fracasse, Mayor of Gol?" Grabot exclaimed between rage and
+terror. "But Fracasse is a tall man. I know him as well as I
+know my brother."
+
+The pseudo-Fracasse smiled, but did not contradict him.
+
+The Mayor wiped the moisture from his brow. He had all the
+characteristics of an obstinate man; but if there is one thing
+which I have found in a long career more true than another, it is
+that no one can resist the statements of his fellows. So much, I
+verily believe, is this the case, that if ten men maintain black
+to be white, the eleventh will presently be brought into their
+opinion. Besides, the Mayor had a currish side. He looked
+piteously from one to another of us, his cheeks seemed to grow in
+a moment pale and flabby, and he was on the point of whimpering,
+when at the last moment he bethought him of his servant, and
+turned to him in a spurt of sudden thankfulness. "Why, Jehan,
+man, I had forgotten you," he said. "Are these men mad, or am
+I?"
+
+But Jehan, a simple rustic, was in a state of ludicrous
+bewilderment. "Dol, master, I don't know," he stuttered, rubbing
+his head.
+
+"But I am myself," the Mayor cried, in a most ridiculous tone of
+remonstrance.
+
+"Dol, and I don't know," the man whimpered. "I do believe that
+there is a change in you. I never saw you look the like before.
+And I never said any PATER either. Holy saints!" the poor fool
+continued piteously, "I wish I were at home. And there, for all
+I know, my wife has got another man."
+
+He began to blubber at this; which to us was the most ludicrous
+thought, so that it was all we could do to restrain our laughter.
+But the Mayor saw things in another light. Shaken by our steady
+persistence in our story, and astounded by our want of respect,
+the defection of his follower utterly cowed him. After staring
+wildly about him for a moment, he fairly turned tail, and sat
+down on an old box by the door, where with his hands on his
+knees, he looked out before him with such an expression of chap-
+fallen bewilderment as nearly discovered our plot by throwing us
+into fits of laughter.
+
+Still he was not persuaded; for, from time to time, he roused
+himself, and lifting his head cast suspicious glances at our
+party. But the two strollers, who were now in their element,
+played their parts with so much craft and delicacy, and with such
+an infinity of humour besides, that everything he overheard
+plunged him deeper in the slough. They knew something of local
+affairs, and called one another Mayor very naturally; and
+mentioning their wives, let drop other scraps of information
+that, catching his ear, made the wretched man every now and then
+sit up as if a wasp had stung him. One story in particular which
+the false Mayor told--and which, it appeared, was to the
+knowledge of all the country round the real Mayor's stock
+anecdote--had an absurd effect upon him. He straightened
+himself, listened as if his life depended upon it, and when he
+heard the well-known ending, uttered, doubtless, in something of
+his old tone, he collapsed into himself like a man who had no
+longer faith in anything.
+
+Presently, however, an effort of common-sense would again
+disperse the fog. He would raise his head, his eye grow bright,
+something of his old pugnacity would come back to him. He would
+appear--this more than once--to be on the point of rising to
+challenge us. But these occasions were as skilfully met as they
+were easily detected; and as the rogues had invariably some
+stroke in reserve that in a twinkling flung him back into his old
+state of dazed bewilderment, while it well-nigh killed us with
+stifled mirth, they only gave ever new point to the jest.
+
+This, to be brief, was carried on until I retired; and probably
+the two strollers would have kept it up longer if the ludicrous
+doubt whether he was himself, which they had lodged in the
+Mayor's mind, had not at last spurred him to action. An hour
+before midnight, feeling it rankle intolerably, I suppose, he
+sprang up on a sudden, dragged the door open, darted out with the
+air of a madman, and in a moment was lost in the darkness of the
+moor.
+
+When I rose in the morning, therefore, I found him gone, the
+strollers looking glum, and the good-wife and her girl between
+tears and reproaches. I could not but feel, on my part, that I
+had somewhat stooped in the night's diversion; but before I had
+time to reflect much on that an unexpected trait in the
+strollers' conduct reconciled me to this odd experience. They
+proposed to leave when I did; but a little before the start they
+came to me, and set before me very ingenuously that the woman of
+the house might suffer through our jest; if I would help her
+therefore, they would subscribe two crowns so that she might have
+a substantial sum to offer on account of her debt. As I took
+this to be the greater part of their capital, and judged for
+other reasons that the offer was genuine, I received it in the
+best part, and found their good-nature no less pleasant than
+their foolery. I handed over three crowns for our share, and on
+that we parted; they set out with their bundles strapped to their
+backs, and I waited somewhat impatiently for La Trape and the
+Breton to bring round the horses.
+
+Before these appeared, however, La Font, who was at the door,
+cried out that the two players were coming hack; and going to the
+window I saw with astonishment a whole troop, some mounted and
+some on foot, hurrying down the hill after them. For a moment I
+felt some alarm, supposing it to be a scheme of Epernon's to
+seize my person; and I cursed the imprudence which had led me to
+expose myself in this solitary place. But a second glance
+showing me that the Mayor of Bottitort was among the foremost, I
+repented almost as seriously of the unlucky trifling that had
+landed me in this foolish plight.
+
+I even debated whether I should mount and, if it were possible,
+get clear before they arrived; but the rueful faces of the two
+players as they appeared breathless in the doorway, and the
+liking I had taken for the rascals, decided me to stand my ground
+"What is it?" I said.
+
+"The Mayor, monsieur," Philibert answered, while Pierre pursed up
+his lips with gloomy gravity. "I fear it will not stop at the
+stocks this time," the rogue continued with a grimace.
+
+His comrade muttered something about a rod and a fool's back; but
+M. Grabot's entrance cut his witticism short. The Mayor, between
+shame and rage, and the gratification of his revenge, was almost
+bursting, and the moment he caught sight of us opened fire.
+"All, M. de Gol; we have them all!" he cried exultingly. "Now
+they shall smart for it! Depend upon it, it is some deep-laid
+scheme of that party. I have said so."
+
+But the Mayor of Gol, a stout, big, placid man, looked at us
+doubtfully. "Well," he said, "I know these two; they are
+strolling mountebanks, honest knaves enough but always in some
+mischief."
+
+"What, strolling clowns?" M. Grabot rejoined, his face falling.
+
+"Ay, and you may depend upon it it is some joke of theirs," his
+friend answered, his eyes twinkling. "I begin to think that you
+would have done better if you had waited a little before bringing
+M. le Comte into the matter."
+
+"Ah, but there are these two," M. Grabot cried, as he recovered
+from the momentary panic into which the other's words had thrown
+him. "Depend upon it they are the chief movers. What else but
+treason could they mean by asserting that one of them was Mayor
+of Bottitort? By denying my title? By setting up other officers
+than those to whom his Gracious Majesty has delegated his
+authority?"
+
+"Umph!" his brother Mayor said, "I don't know these gentlemen."
+
+"No!" his companion cried in triumph. "But I intend to know
+them; and to know a good deal about them. Guard the window
+there," he continued fussily. "Where is my clerk? Is M. de
+Laval coming?"
+
+Two or three cried obsequiously that he had crossed the hill; and
+would arrive immediately.
+
+Hearing this, and thinking it more becoming not to enter into an
+altercation, I kept my seat and the scornful silence I had
+hitherto maintained. The two Mayors had brought with them a
+posse of busybodies--huissiers, constables, tip-staves, and the
+like; and these all gaped upon us as if they saw before them the
+most notable traitors of the age. The women of the house wept in
+a corner, and the strollers shrugged their shoulders and strove
+to appear at their ease. But the only person who felt the
+indifference which they assumed was La Font; who, obnoxious to
+none of the annoyances which I foresaw, could hardly restrain his
+mirth at the DENOUEMENT which he anticipated.
+
+Meanwhile the Mayor, foreseeing a very different issue, stood
+blowing out his cheeks and fixing us with his little eyes with an
+expression of dignity that would have pleased me vastly if I had
+been free to enjoy it. But the reflection that Laval's presence,
+which would cut the knot of our difficulties, would also place me
+at the mercy of his wit, did not enable me to contemplate it with
+entire indifference.
+
+By-and-by we heard him dismount, and a moment later he came in
+with a gentleman and two or three armed servants. He did not at
+once see me, but as the crowd made way for him he addressed
+himself sharply to M. Grabot. "Well, have you got them?" he
+said.
+
+"Certainly, M. le Comte."
+
+"Oh! very well. Now for the particulars, then. You must state
+your charge quickly, for I have to be in Vitre to-day."
+
+"He alleged that he had been appointed Mayor of Bottitort,"
+Grabot answered pompously.
+
+"Umph! I don't know?" M. de Laval muttered, looking round with
+a frown of discontent. "I hope that you have not brought me
+hither on a fool's errand. Which one?"
+
+"That one," the Mayor said, pointing to the solemn man, whose
+gravity and depression were now something preternatural.
+
+"Oh!" M. de Laval grumbled. "But that is not all, I suppose.
+What of the others?"
+
+M. Grabot pointed to me. "That one," he said--
+
+He got no farther; for M. de Laval, springing forward, seized my
+hand and saluted me warmly. "Why, your excellency," he cried, in
+a tone of boundless surprise, "what are you doing in this GALERE!
+All last evening I waited for you, at my house, and now--"
+
+"Here I am," I answered jocularly, "in charge it seems, M. le
+Comte!"
+
+"MON DIEU!" he cried. "I don't understand it!"
+
+I shrugged my shoulders. "Don't ask me," I said. "Perhaps your
+friend the Mayor call tell you."
+
+"But, Monsieur, I do not understand," the Mayor answered
+piteously, his mouth agape with horror, his fat cheeks turning in
+a moment all colours. "This gentleman, whom you seem to know,
+Monsieur le Comte--"
+
+"Is the Marquis de Rosny, President of the Council, blockhead!"
+Laval cried irately. "You madman! you idiot!" he continued, as
+light broke in upon him, and he saw that it was indeed on a
+fool's errand that he had been roused so early. "Is this your
+conspiracy? Have you dared to bring me here--"
+
+But I thought that it was time to interfere. "The truth is," I
+said, "that M. Grabot here is not so much to blame. He was the
+victim of a trick which these rascals played on him; and in an
+idle moment I let it go on. That is the whole secret. However,
+I forgive him for his officiousness since it brings us together,
+and I shall now have the pleasure of your company to Vitre."
+
+Laval assented heartily to this, and I did not think fit to tell
+him more, nor did he inquire; the Mayor's stupidity passing
+current for all. For M. Grabot himself, I think that I never saw
+a man more completely confounded. He stood staring with his
+mouth open; and, as much deserted as the statesman who has fallen
+from office, had not the least credit even with his own
+sycophants, who to a man deserted him and flocked about the Mayor
+of Gol. Though I had no reason to pity him, and, indeed, thought
+him well punished, I took the opportunity of saying a word to him
+before I mounted; which, though it was only a hint that he should
+deal gently with the woman of the house, was received with
+servility equal to the arrogance he had before displayed; and I
+doubt not it had all the effect I desired. For the strollers, I
+did not forget them, but bade them hasten to Vitre, where I would
+see a performance. They did so, and hitting the fancy of Zamet,
+who chanced to be still there, and who thought that he saw profit
+in them, they came on his invitation to Paris, where they took
+the Court by storm. So that an episode trifling in itself, and
+such as on my part requires some apology, had for them
+consequences of no little importance.
+
+
+
+IV. LA TOUSSAINT.
+
+Towards the autumn of 1601, when the affair of M. de Biron, which
+was so soon to fill the mouths of the vulgar, was already much in
+the minds of those whom the King honoured with his confidence, I
+was one day leaving the hall at the Arsenal, after giving
+audience to such as wished to see me, when Maignan came after me
+and detained me; reporting that a gentleman who had attended
+early, but had later gone into the garden, was still in waiting.
+While Maignan was still speaking the stranger himself came up,
+with some show of haste but none of embarrassment; and, in answer
+to my salutation and inquiry what I could do for him, handed me a
+letter. He had the air of a man not twenty, his dress was a
+trifle rustic; but his strong and handsome figure set off a face
+that would have been pleasing but for a something fierce in the
+aspect of his eyes. Assured that I did not know him, I broke the
+seal of his letter and found that it was from my old flame Madame
+de Bray, who, as Mademoiselle de St. Mesmin, had come so near to
+being my wife; as will be remembered by those who have read the
+early part of these memoirs.
+
+The young man proved to be her brother, whom she commended to my
+good offices, the impoverishment of the family being so great
+that she could compass no more regular method of introducing him
+to the world, though the house of St. Mesmin is truly respectable
+and, like my own, allied to several of the first consequence.
+Madame de Bray recalled our old TENDRESSE to my mind, and
+conjured me so movingly by it--and by the regard which her family
+had always entertained for me--that I could not dismiss the
+application with the hundred others of like tenor that at that
+time came to me with each year. That I might do nothing in the
+dark, however, I invited the young fellow to walk with me in the
+garden, and divined, even before he spoke, from the absence of
+timidity in his manner, that he was something out of the common.
+"So you have come to Paris to make your fortune?" I said.
+
+"Yes, sir," he answered.
+
+"And what are the tools with which you propose to do it?" I
+continued, between jest and earnest.
+
+"That letter, sir," he answered simply; "and, failing that, two
+horses, two suits of clothes, and two hundred crowns."
+
+"You think that those will suffice?" I said, laughing.
+
+"With this, sir," he answered, touching his sword; "and a good
+courage."
+
+I could not but stand amazed at his coolness; for he spoke to me
+as simply as to a brother, and looked about him with as much or
+as little curiosity as Guise or Montpensier. It was evident that
+he thought a St. Mesmin equal to any man under the King; and that
+of all the St. Mesmins he did not value himself least.
+
+"Well," I said, after considering him, "I do not think that I can
+help you much immediately. I should be glad to know, however,
+what plans you have formed for yourself."
+
+"Frankly, sir," he said, "I thought of this as I travelled; and I
+decided that fortune can be won by three things--by gold, by
+steel, and by love. The first I have not, and for the last I
+have a better use. Only the second is left. I shall be
+Crillon."
+
+I looked at him in astonishment; for the assurance of his manner
+exceeded that of his words. But I did not betray the feeling.
+"Crillon was one in a million," I said drily.
+
+"So am I," he answered.
+
+I confess that the audacity of this reply silenced me. I
+reflected that the young man who--brought up in the depths of the
+country, and without experience, training or fashion--could so
+speak in the face of Paris was so far out of the common that I
+hesitated to dash his hopes in the contemptuous way which seemed
+most natural. I was content to remind him that Crillon had lived
+in times of continual war, whereas now we were at peace; and,
+bidding him come to me in a week, I hinted that in Paris his
+crowns would find more frequent opportunities of leaving his
+pockets than his sword its sheath.
+
+He parted from me with this, seeming perfectly satisfied with his
+reception; and marched away with the port of a man who expected
+adventures at every corner, and was prepared to make the most of
+them. Apparently he did not take my hint greatly to heart,
+however; for when I next met him, within the week, he was
+fashionably dressed, his hair in the mode, and his company as
+noble as himself. I made him a sign to stop, and he came to
+speak to me.
+
+"How many crowns are ]eft?" I said jocularly.
+
+"Fifty," he answered, with perfect readiness.
+
+"What!" I said, pointing to his equipment with something of the
+indignation I felt, "has this cost the balance?
+
+"No," he answered. "On the contrary, I have paid three months'
+rent in advance and a month's board at Zaton's; I have added two
+suits to my wardrobe, and I have lost fifty crowns on the dice."
+
+"You promise well!" I said.
+
+He shrugged his shoulders quite in the fashionable manner.
+"Always courage!" he said; and he went on, smiling.
+
+I was walking at the time with M. de Saintonge, and be muttered,
+with a sneer, that it was not difficult to see the end, or that
+within the year the young braggart would sink to be a gaming-
+house bully. I said nothing, but I confess that I thought
+otherwise; the lad's disposition of his money and his provision
+for the future seeming to me so remarkable as to set him above
+ordinary rules.
+
+From this time I began to watch his career with interest, and I
+was not surprised when, in less than a month, something fell out
+that led the whole court to regard him with a mixture of
+amusement and expectancy.
+
+One evening, after leaving the King's closet, I happened to pass
+through the east gallery at the Louvre, which served at that time
+as the outer antechamber, and was the common resort as well of
+all those idlers who, with some pretensions to fashion, lacked
+the ENTREE, as of many who with greater claims preferred to be at
+their ease. My passage for a moment stilled the babel which
+prevailed. But I had no sooner reached the farther door than the
+noise broke out again; and this with so sudden a fury, the tumult
+being augmented by the crashing fall of a table, as caused me at
+the last moment to stand and turn. A dozen voices crying
+simultaneously, "Have a care!" and "Not here! not here!" and
+all looking the same way, I was able to detect the three
+principals in the FRACAS. They were no other than M. de St.
+Mesmin, Barradas--a low fellow, still remembered, who was already
+what Saintonge had prophesied that the former would become--and
+young St. Germain, the eldest son of M. de Clan.
+
+I rather guessed than heard the cause of the quarrel, and that
+St. Mesmin, putting into words what many had known for years and
+some made their advantage of, had accused Barradas of cheating.
+The latter's fury was, of course, proportioned to his guilt; an
+instant challenge while I looked was his natural answer. This,
+as he was a consummate swordsman, and had long earned his living
+as much by fear as by fraud, should have been enough to stay the
+greediest stomach; but St. Mesmin was not content. Treating the
+knave, the word once passed, as so much dirt, he transferred his
+attack to St. Germain, and called on him to return the money he
+had won by betting on Barradas.
+
+St. Germain, a young spark as proud and headstrong as St. Mesmin
+himself, and possessed of friends equal to his expectations,
+flung back a haughty refusal. He had the advantage in station
+and popularity; and by far the larger number of those present
+sided with him. I lingered a moment in curiosity, looking to see
+the accuser with all his boldness give way before the almost
+unanimous expression of disapproval. But my former judgment of
+him had been correctly formed; so far from being browbeaten or
+depressed by his position, he repeated the demand with a stubborn
+persistence that marvellously reminded me of Crillon; and
+continued to reiterate it until all, except St. Germain himself,
+were silent. "You must return my money!" he kept on saying
+monotonously. "You must return my money. This man cheated, and
+you won my money. You must pay or fight."
+
+"With a dead man?" St. Germain replied, gibing at him.
+
+"No, with me."
+
+"Barradas will spit you!" The other scoffed. "Go and order your
+coffin, and do not trouble me."
+
+"I shall trouble you. If you did not know that he cheated, pay;
+and if you did know, fight."
+
+"I know?" St. Germain retorted fiercely. "You madman! Do you
+mean to say that I knew that he cheated?"
+
+"I mean what I say!" St. Mesmin returned stolidly. "You have
+won my money. You must return it. If you will not return it,
+you must fight."
+
+I should have heard more, but at that moment the main door
+opened, and two or three gentlemen who had been with the King
+came out. Not wishing to be seen watching the brawl, I moved
+away and descended the stairs; and Varenne overtaking me a moment
+later, and entering on the Biron affair--of which I had just been
+discussing the latest developments with the King--I forgot St.
+Mesmin for the time, and only recalled him next morning when
+Saintonge, being announced, came into my room in a state of great
+excitement, and almost with his first sentence brought out his
+name.
+
+"Barradas has not killed him then?" I said, reproaching myself
+in a degree for my forgetfulness.
+
+"No! He, Barradas!" Saintonge answered.
+
+"No?" I exclaimed.
+
+"Yes!" he said. "I tell you, M. le Marquis, he is a devil of a
+fellow--a devil of a fellow! He fought, I am told, just like
+Crillon; rushed in on that rascal and fairly beat down his guard,
+and had him pinned to the ground before he knew that they had
+crossed swords!"
+
+"Well," I said, "there is one scoundrel the less. That is all."
+
+"Ah, but that is not all!" my visitor replied more seriously.
+"It should be, but it is not; and it is for that reason I am come
+to you. You know St. Germain?"
+
+"I know that his father and you are--well, that you take opposite
+sides," I said smiling.
+
+"That is pretty well known," he answered coldly. "Anyway, this
+lad is to fight St. Germain to-morrow; and now I hear that M. de
+Clan, St. Germain's father, is for shutting him up. Getting a
+LETTRE DE CACHET or anything else you please, and away with him."
+
+"What! St. Germain?" I said.
+
+"No!" M. de Saintonge answered, prolonging the sound to the
+utmost. "St. Mesmin!"
+
+"Oh," I said, "I see."
+
+"Yes," the Marquis retorted pettishly, "but I don't. I don't
+see. And I beg to remind you, M. de Rosny, that this lad is my
+wife's second cousin through her step-father, and that I shall
+resent any interference with him. I have spent enough and done
+enough in the King's service to have my wishes respected in a
+small matter such as this; and I shall regard any severity
+exercised towards my kinsman as a direct offence to myself.
+Whereas M. de Clan, who will doubtless be here in a few minutes,
+is--"
+
+"But stop," I said, interrupting him, "I heard you speaking of
+this young fellow the other day. You did not tell me then that
+he was your kinsman."
+
+"Nevertheless he is; my wife's second cousin," he answered with
+heat.
+
+"And you wish him to--"
+
+"Be let alone!" he replied interrupting me in his turn more
+harshly than I approved. "I wish him to be let alone. If he
+will fight St. Germain, and kill or be killed, is that the King's
+affair that he need interfere? I ask for no interference," M. de
+Saintonge continued bitterly, "only for fair play and no favour.
+And for M. de Clan who is a Republican at heart, and a Bironist,
+and has never done anything but thwart the King, for him to come
+now, and--faugh! it makes me sick."
+
+"Yes," I said drily; "I see."
+
+"You understand me?"
+
+"Yes," I said, "I think so."
+
+"Very well," he replied haughtily--he had gradually wrought
+himself into a passion; "be good enough to bear my request in
+mind then; and my services also. I ask no more, M. de Rosny,
+than is due to me and to the King's honour."
+
+And with that, and scarcely an expression of civility, he left
+me. Some may wonder, I know, that, having in the Edict of Blois,
+which forbade duelling and made it a capital offence, an answer
+to convince even his arrogance, I did not use this weapon; but,
+as a fact, the edict was not published until the following June,
+when, partly in consequence of this affair and at my instance,
+the King put it forth.
+
+Saintonge could scarcely have cleared the gates before his
+prediction was fulfilled. His enemy arrived hot foot, and
+entered to me with a mien so much lowered by anxiety and trouble
+that I hardly knew him for the man who had a hundred times
+rebuffed me, and whom the King's offers had found consistently
+obdurate. All I had ever known of M. de Clan heightened his
+present humility and strengthened his appeal; so that I felt pity
+for him proportioned not only to his age and necessity, but to
+the depth of his fall. Saintonge had rightly anticipated his
+request; the first, he said, with a trace of his old pride, that
+he had made to the King in eleven years: his son, his only son
+and only child--the single heir of his name! He stopped there
+and looked at me; his eyes bright, his lips trembling and moving
+without sound, his hands fumbling on his knees.
+
+"But," I said, "your son wishes to fight, M. de Clan?"
+
+He nodded.
+
+"And you cannot hinder him?"
+
+He shrugged his shoulders grimly. "No," he said; "he is a St.
+Germain."
+
+"Well, that is just my case," I answered. "You see this young
+fellow St. Mesmin was commended to me, and is, in a manner, of my
+household; and that is a fatal objection. I cannot possibly act
+against him in the manner you propose. You must see that; and
+for my wishes, he respects them less than your son regards
+yours."
+
+M. de Clan rose, trembling a little on his legs, and glaring at
+me out of his fierce old eyes. "Very well," he said, "it is as
+much as I expected. Times are changed--and faiths--since the
+King of Navarre slept under the same bush with Antoine St.
+Germain on the night before Cahors! I wish you good-day, M. le
+Marquis."
+
+I need not say that my sympathies were with him, and that I would
+have helped him if I could; but in accordance with the maxim
+which I have elsewhere explained, that he who places any
+consideration before the King's service is not fit to conduct it,
+I did not see my way to thwart M. de Saintonge in a matter so
+small. And the end justified my inaction; for the duel, taking
+place that evening, resulted in nothing worse than a serious, but
+not dangerous, wound which St. Mesmin, fighting with the same
+fury as in the morning, contrived to inflict on his opponent.
+
+For some weeks after this I saw little of the young firebrand,
+though from time to time he attended my receptions and invariably
+behaved to me with a modesty which proved that he placed some
+bounds to his presumption. I heard, moreover, that M. de
+Saintonge, in acknowledgment of the triumph over the St. Germains
+which he had afforded him, had taken him up; and that the
+connection between the families being publicly avowed, the two
+were much together.
+
+Judge of my surprise, therefore, when one day a little before
+Christmas, M. de Saintonge sought me at the Arsenal during the
+preparation of the plays and interludes--which were held there
+that year--and, drawing me aside into the garden, broke into a
+furious tirade against the young fellow.
+
+"But," I said, in immense astonishment, "what is this? I thought
+that he was a young man quite to your mind; and--"
+
+"He is mad!" he answered.
+
+"Mad?" I said.
+
+"Yes, mad!" he repeated, striking the ground violently with his
+cane. "Stark mad, M. de Rosny. He does not know himself! What
+do you think--but it is inconceivable. He proposes to marry my
+daughter! This penniless adventurer honours Mademoiselle de
+Saintonge by proposing for her!"
+
+"Pheugh!" I said. "That is serious."
+
+"He--he! I don't think I shall ever get over it!" he answered.
+
+"He has, of course, seen Mademoiselle?"
+
+M. de Saintonge nodded.
+
+"At your house, doubtless?"
+
+"Of course!" he replied, with a snap of rage.
+
+"Then I am afraid it is serious," I said.
+
+He stared at me, and for an instant I thought that he was going
+to quarrel with me. Then he asked me why.
+
+I was not sorry to have this opportunity of at once increasing
+his uneasiness, and requiting his arrogance. "Because," I said,
+"this young man appears to me to be very much out of the common.
+Hitherto, whatever he has said he would do, he has done. You
+remember Crillon? Well, I trace a likeness. St. Mesmin has much
+of his headlong temper and savage determination. If you will
+take my advice, you will proceed with caution."
+
+M. de Saintonge, receiving an answer so little to his mind, was
+almost bursting with rage. "Proceed with caution!" he cried.
+"You talk as if the thing could be entertained, or as if I had
+cause to fear the coxcomb! On the contrary, I intend to teach
+him a lesson a little confinement will cool his temper. You
+must give me a letter, my friend, and we will clap him in the
+Bastille for a month or two."
+
+"Impossible," I said firmly. "Quite impossible, M. le Marquis."
+
+M. de Saintonge looked at me, frowning. "How?" he said
+arrogantly. "Have my services earned no better answer than
+that?"
+
+"You forget," I replied. "Let me remind you that less than a
+month ago you asked me not to interfere with St. Mesmin; and at
+your instance I refused to accede to M. de Clan's request that I
+would confine him. You were then all for non-interference, M. de
+Saintonge, and I cannot blow hot and cold. Besides, to be plain
+with you," I continued, "even if that were not the case, this
+young fellow is in a manner under my protection; which renders it
+impossible for me to move against him. If you like, however, I
+will speak to him."
+
+"Speak to him!" M. de Saintonge cried. He was breathless with
+rage. He could say no more. It may be imagined how unpalatable
+my answer was to him.
+
+But I was not disposed to endure his presumption and ill-temper
+beyond a certain point; and feeling no sympathy with him in a
+difficulty which he had brought upon himself by his spitefulness,
+I answered him roundly. "Yes," I said," I will speak to him, if
+you please. But not otherwise. I can assure you, I should not
+do it for everyone."
+
+But M. de Saintonge's chagrin and rage at finding himself thus
+rebuffed, in a quarter where his haughty temper had led him to
+expect an easy compliance, would not allow him to stoop to my
+offer. He flung away with expressions of the utmost resentment,
+and even in the hearing of my servants uttered so many foolish
+and violent things against me, that had my discretion been no
+greater than his I must have taken notice of them. As, however,
+I had other and more important affairs upon my hands, and it has
+never been my practice to humour such hot-heads by placing myself
+on a level with them, I was content to leave his punishment to
+St. Mesmin; assured that in him M. Saintonge would find an
+opponent more courageous and not less stubborn than himself.
+
+The event bore me out, for within a week M. de St. Mesmin's
+pretensions to the hand of Mademoiselle de Saintonge shared with
+the Biron affair the attention of all Paris. The young lady,
+whose reputation and the care which had been spent on her
+breeding, no less than her gifts of person and character,
+deserved a better fate, attained in a moment a notoriety far from
+enviable; rumour's hundred tongues alleging, and probably with
+truth--for what father can vie with a gallant in a maiden's
+eyes?--that her inclinations were all on the side of the
+pretender. At any rate, St. Mesmin had credit for them; there
+was talk of stolen meetings and a bribed waiting-woman; and
+though such tales were probably as false as those who gave them
+currency were fair, they obtained credence with the thoughtless,
+and being repeated from one to another, in time reached her
+father's ears, and contributed with St. Mesmin's persecution to
+render him almost beside himself.
+
+Doubtless with a man of less dogged character, or one more
+amenable to reason, the Marquis would have known how to deal; but
+the success which had hitherto rewarded St. Mesmin's course of
+action had confirmed the young man in his belief that everything
+was to be won by courage; so that the more the Marquis blustered
+and threatened the more persistent the suitor showed himself.
+Wherever Mademoiselle's presence was to be expected, St. Mesmin
+appeared, dressed in the extreme of the fashion and wearing
+either a favour made of her colours or a glove which he asserted
+that she had given him. Throwing himself in her road on every
+occasion, he expressed his passion by the most extravagant looks
+and gestures; and protected from the shafts of ridicule alike by
+his self-esteem and his prowess, did a hundred things that
+rendered her conspicuous and must have covered another than
+himself with inextinguishable laughter.
+
+In these circumstances M. de Saintonge began to find that the
+darts which glanced off his opponent's armour were making him
+their butt; and that he, who had valued himself all his life on a
+stately dignity and a pride: almost Spanish, was rapidly
+becoming the laughing-stock of the Court. His rage may be better
+imagined than described, and doubtless his daughter did not go
+unscathed. But the ordinary contemptuous refusal which would have
+sent another suitor about his business was of no avail here; he
+had no son, while St. Mesmin's recklessness rendered the boldest
+unwilling to engage him. Saintonge found himself therefore at
+his wits' end, and in this emergency bethought him again of a
+LETTRE DE CACHET. But the King proved as obdurate as his
+minister; partly in accordance with a promise he had made me
+about a year before that he would not commonly grant what I had
+denied, and partly because Biron's affair had now reached a stage
+in which Saintonge's aid was no longer of importance.
+
+Thus repulsed, the Marquis made up his mind to carry his daughter
+into the country; but St. Mesmin meeting this with the confident
+assertion that he would abduct her within a week, wherever she
+was confined, Saintonge, desperate as a baited bull, and
+trembling with rage--for the threat was uttered at Zamet's and
+was repeated everywhere--avowed equally publicly that since the
+King would give him no satisfaction he would take the law into
+his own hands, and serve this impudent braggart as Guise served
+St. Megrin. As M. le Marquis maintained a considerable
+household, including some who would not stick at a trifle, it was
+thought likely enough that he would carry out his threat;
+especially as the provocation seemed to many to justify it. St.
+Mesmin was warned, therefore; but his reckless character was so
+well known that odds were freely given that he would be caught
+tripping some night--and for the last time.
+
+At this juncture, however, an unexpected ally, and one whose
+appearance increased Saintonge's rage to an intolerable extent,
+took up St. Mesmin's quarrel. This was young St. Germain, who,
+quitting his chamber, was to be seen everywhere on his
+antagonist's arm. The old feud between the Saint Germains and
+Saintonges aggravated the new; and more than one brawl took place
+in the streets between the two parties. St. Germain never moved
+without four armed servants; he placed others at his friend's
+disposal; and wherever he went he loudly proclaimed what he would
+do if a hair of St. Mesmin's head were injured.
+
+This seemed to place an effectual check on M. de Saintonge's
+purpose; and my surprise was great when, about a week later, the
+younger St. Germain burst in upon me one morning, with his face
+inflamed with anger and his dress in disorder; and proclaimed,
+before I could rise or speak, that St. Mesmin had been murdered.
+
+"How?" I said, somewhat startled. "And when?"
+
+"By M. de Saintonge! Last night!" he answered furiously. "But
+I will have justice; I will have justice, M. de Rosny, or the
+King--"
+
+I checked him as sternly as my surprise would let me; and when I
+had a little abashed him--which was not easy, for his temper vied
+in stubbornness with St. Mesmin's--I learned the particulars.
+About ten o'clock on the previous night St. Mesmin had received a
+note, and, in spite of the remonstrances of his servants, had
+gone out alone. He had not returned nor been seen since, and his
+friends feared the worst.
+
+"But on what grounds?" I said, astonished to find that that was
+all.
+
+"What!" St. Germain cried, flaring up again. "Do you ask on
+what grounds? When M. de Saintonge has told a hundred what he
+would do to him! What he would do--do, I say? What he has
+done!"
+
+"Pooh!" I said. "It is some assignation, and the rogue is late
+in returning."
+
+"An assignation, yes," St. Germain retorted; "but one from which
+he will not return."
+
+"Well, if he does not, go to the Chevalier du Guet," I answered,
+waving him off. "Go! do you hear? I am busy," I continued.
+"Do you think that I am keeper of all the young sparks that bay
+the moon under the citizens' windows? Be off, sir!"
+
+He went reluctantly, muttering vengeance; and I, after rating
+Maignan soundly for admitting him, returned to my work, supposing
+that before night I should hear of St. Mesmin's safety. But the
+matter took another turn, for while I was at dinner the Captain
+of the Watch came to speak to me. St. Mesmin's cap had been
+found in a bye-street near the river, in a place where there were
+marks of a struggle; and his friends were furious. High words
+had already passed between the two factions, St. Germain openly
+accusing Saintonge of the murder; plainly, unless something were
+done at once, a bloody fray was imminent.
+
+"What do you think yourself, M. le Marchand?" I said, when I had
+heard him out.
+
+He shrugged his shoulders. "What can I think, your Excellency?"
+he said. "What else was to be expected?"
+
+"You take it for granted that M. de Saintonge is guilty?"
+
+"The young man is gone," he answered pithily.
+
+In spite of this, I thought the conclusion hasty, and contented
+myself with bidding him see St. Germain and charge him to be
+quiet; promising that, if necessary, the matter should be
+investigated and justice done. I still had good hopes that St.
+Mesmin's return would clear up the affair, and the whole turn out
+to be a freak on his part; but within a few hours tidings that
+Saintonge had taken steps to strengthen his house and was lying
+at home, refusing to show himself, placed a different and more
+serious aspect on the mystery. Before noon next day M. de Clan,
+whose interference surprised me not a little, was with me to
+support his son's petition; and at the King's LEVEE next day St.
+Germain accused his enemy to the King's face, and caused an angry
+and indecent scene in the chamber.
+
+When a man is in trouble foes spring up, as the moisture rises
+through the stones before a thaw. I doubt if M. de Saintonge was
+not more completely surprised than any by the stir which ensued,
+and which was not confined to the St. Germains' friends, though
+they headed the accusers. All whom he had ever offended, and all
+who had ever offended him, clamoured for justice; while St.
+Mesmin's faults being forgotten and only his merits remembered,
+there were few who did not bow to the general indignation, which
+the young and gallant, who saw that at any moment his fate might
+be theirs, did all in their power to foment. Finally, the
+arrival of St. Mesmin the father, who came up almost broken-
+hearted, and would have flung himself at the King's feet on the
+first opportunity, roused the storm to the wildest pitch; so
+that, in the fear lest M. de Biron's friends should attempt
+something under cover of it, I saw the King and gave him my
+advice. This was to summon Saintonge, the St. Germains, and old
+St. Mesmin to his presence and effect a reconciliation; or,
+failing that, to refer the matter to the Parliament.
+
+He agreed with me and chose to receive them next day at the
+Arsenal. I communicated his commands, and at the hour named we
+met, the King attended by Roquelaure and myself. But if I had
+flattered myself that the King's presence would secure a degree
+of moderation and reasonableness I was soon undeceived; for
+though M. de St. Mesmin had only his trembling head and his tears
+to urge, Clan and his son fell upon Saintonge with so much
+violence--to which he responded by a fierce and resentful
+sullenness equally dangerous--that I feared that blows would be
+struck even before the King's face. Lest this should happen and
+the worst traditions of old days of disorder be renewed, I
+interposed and managed at length to procure silence.
+
+"For shame, gentlemen, for shame!" the King said, gnawing his
+moustachios after a fashion he had when in doubt. "I take Heaven
+to witness that I cannot say who is right! But this brawling
+does no good. The one fact we have is that St. Mesmin has
+disappeared."
+
+"Yes, sire; and that M. de Saintonge predicted his
+disappearance," St. Germain cried, impulsively. "To the day and
+almost to the hour."
+
+"I gather, de Saintonge," the King said, turning to him, mildly,
+"that you did use some expressions of that kind."
+
+"Yes, sire, and did nothing upon them," he answered resentfully.
+But he trembled as he spoke. He was an older man than his
+antagonist, and the latter's violence shook him.
+
+"But does M. de Saintonge deny," St. Germain broke out afresh
+before the King could speak, "that my friend had made him a
+proposal for his daughter? and that he rejected it?"
+
+"I deny nothing!" Saintonge cried, fierce and trembling as a
+baited animal. "For that matter, I would to Heaven he had had
+her!" he continued bitterly.
+
+"Ay, so you say now," the irrepressible St. Germain retorted,
+"when you know that be is dead!"
+
+"I do not know that he is dead," Saintonge answered. "And, for
+that matter, if he were alive and here now he should have her. I
+am tired; I have suffered enough."
+
+"What! Do you tell the King," the young fellow replied
+incredulously, "that if St. Mesmin were here you would give him
+your daughter?"
+
+"I do--I do!" the other exclaimed passionately. "To be rid of
+him, and you, and all your crew!"
+
+"Tut, tut!" the King said. "Whatever betides, I will answer for
+it, you shall have protection and justice, M. de Saintonge. And
+do you, young sir, be silent. Be silent, do you hear! We have
+had too much noise introduced into this already."
+
+He proceeded then to ask certain details, and particularly the
+hour at which St. Mesmin had been last seen. Notwithstanding
+that these facts were in the main matters of common agreement,
+some wrangling took place over them; which was only brought to an
+end at last in a manner sufficiently startling. The King with
+his usual thoughtfulness had bidden St. Mesmin be seated. On a
+sudden the old man rose; I heard him utter a cry of amazement,
+and following the direction of his eyes I looked towards the
+door. There stood his son!
+
+At an appearance so unexpected a dozen exclamations filled the
+air; but to describe the scene which ensued or the various
+emotions that were evinced by this or that person, as surprise or
+interest or affection moved them, were a task on which I am not
+inclined to enter. Suffice it that the foremost and the loudest
+in these expressions of admiration was young St. Germain; and
+that the King, after glancing from face to face in puzzled
+perplexity, began to make a shrewd guess at the truth.
+
+"This is a very timely return, M. de St. Mesmin," he said drily.
+
+"Yes, sire," the young impertinent answered, not a whit abashed.
+
+"Very timely, indeed."
+
+"Yes, sire. And the more as St. Germain tells me that M. de
+Saintonge in his clemency has reconsidered my claims; and has
+undertaken to use that influence with Mademoiselle which--"
+
+But on that word M. de Saintonge, comprehending the RUSE by which
+he had been overcome, cut him short; crying out in a rage that he
+would see him in perdition first. However, we all immediately
+took the Marquis in hand, and made it our business to reconcile
+him to the notion; the King even making a special appeal to him,
+and promising that St. Mesmin should never want his good offices.
+Under this pressure, and confronted by his solemn undertaking,
+Saintonge at last and with reluctance gave way. At the King's
+instance, he formally gave his consent to a match which
+effectually secured St. Mesmin's fortunes, and was as much above
+anything the young fellow could reasonably expect as his audacity
+and coolness exceeded the common conceit of courtiers.
+
+Many must still remember St. Mesmin; though an attack of the
+small-pox, which disfigured him beyond the ordinary, led him to
+leave Paris soon after his marriage. He was concerned, I
+believe, in the late ill-advised rising in the Vivarais; and at
+that time his wife still lived. But for some years past I have
+not heard his name, and only now recall it as that of one whose
+adventures, thrust on my attention, formed an amusing interlude
+in the more serious cares which now demand our notice.
+
+
+
+V. THE LOST CIPHER.
+
+I might spend many hours in describing the impression which this
+great Sovereign made upon my mind; but if the part which she took
+in the conversation I have detailed does not sufficiently exhibit
+those qualities of will and intellect which made her the worthy
+compeer of the King my master, I should labour in vain.
+Moreover, my stay in her neighbourhood, though Raleigh and
+Griffin showed me every civility, was short. An hour after
+taking leave of her, on the 15th of August, 1601, I sailed from
+Dover, and crossing to Calais without mishap anticipated with
+pleasure the King's satisfaction when he should hear the result
+of my mission, and learn from my mouth the just and friendly
+sentiments which Queen Elizabeth entertained towards him.
+
+Unfortunately I was not able to impart these on the instant.
+During my absence a trifling matter had carried the King to
+Dieppe, whence his anxiety on the queen's account, who was
+shortly to be brought to bed, led him to take the road to Paris.
+He sent word to me to follow him, but necessarily some days
+elapsed before we met; an opportunity of which his enemies and
+mine were quick to take advantage, and that so insidiously and
+with so much success as to imperil not my reputation only but his
+happiness.
+
+The time at their disposal was increased by the fact; that when I
+reached the Arsenal I found the Louvre vacant, the queen, who lay
+at Fontainebleau, having summoned the King thither. Ferret, his
+secretary, however, awaited me with a letter, in which Henry,
+after expressing his desire to see we, bade me nevertheless stay
+in Paris a day to transact some business. "Then," he continued,
+"come to me, my friend, and we will discuss the matter of which
+you know. In the meantime send me your papers by Ferret, who
+will give you a receipt for them."
+
+Suspecting no danger in a course which was usual enough, I
+hastened to comply. Summoning Maignan, who, whenever I
+travelled, carried my portfolio, I unlocked it, and emptying the
+papers in a mass on the table, handed them in detail to Ferret.
+Presently, to my astonishment, I found that one, and this the
+most important, was missing. I went over the papers again, and
+again, and yet again. Still it was not to be found.
+
+It will be remembered that whenever I travelled on a mission of
+importance I wrote my despatches in one of three modes, according
+as they were of little, great, or the first importance; in
+ordinary characters that is, in a cipher to which the council
+possessed the key, or in a cipher to which only the King and I
+held keys. This last, as it was seldom used, was rarely changed;
+but it was my duty, on my return from each mission, immediately
+to remit my key to the King, who deposited it in a safe place
+until another occasion for its use arose.
+
+It was this key which was missing. I had been accustomed to
+carry it in the portfolio with the other papers; but in a sealed
+envelope which I broke and again sealed with my own signet
+whenever I had occasion to use the cipher. I had last seen the
+envelope at Calais, when I handed the portfolio to Maignan before
+beginning my journey to Paris; the portfolio had not since been
+opened, yet the sealed packet was missing.
+
+More than a little uneasy, I recalled Maignan, who had withdrawn
+after delivering up his charge, "You rascal!" I said with some
+heat. "Has this been out of your custody?"
+
+"The bag?" he answered, looking at it. Then his face changed.
+"You have cut your finger, my lord," he said.
+
+I had cut it slightly in unbuckling the portfolio, and a drop or
+two of blood had fallen on the papers. But his reference to it
+at this moment, when my mind was full of my loss, angered me, and
+even awoke my suspicions. "Silence!" I said, "and answer me.
+Have you let this bag out of your possession?" This time he
+replied straightforwardly that he had not.
+
+"Nor unlocked it?"
+
+"I have no key, your excellency."
+
+That was true; and as I had at bottom the utmost confidence in
+his fidelity, I pursued the inquiry no farther in that direction,
+but made a third search among the papers. This also failing to
+bring the packet to light, and Ferret being in haste to be gone,
+I was obliged for the moment to put up with the loss, and draw
+what comfort I could from the reflection that, no despatch in the
+missing cipher was extant. Whoever had stolen it, therefore,
+another could be substituted for it and no one the worse. Still
+I was unwilling that the King should hear of the mischance from a
+stranger, and be led to think me careless; and I bade Ferret be
+silent about it unless Henry missed the packet, which might not
+happen before my arrival.
+
+When the secretary, who readily assented, had given me his
+receipt and was gone, I questioned Maignan afresh and more
+closely, but with no result. He had not seen me place the packet
+in the portfolio at Calais, and that I had done so I could vouch
+only my own memory, which I knew to be fallible. In the
+meantime, though the mischance annoyed me, I attached no great
+importance to it; but anticipating that a word of explanation
+would satisfy the King, and a new cipher dispose of other
+difficulties, I dismissed the matter from my mind.
+
+Twenty-four hours later, however, I was rudely awakened. A
+courier arrived from Henry, and surprising me in the midst of my
+last preparations at the Arsenal, handed me an order to attend
+his Majesty; an order couched in the most absolute and peremptory
+terms, and lacking all those friendly expressions which the King
+never failed to use when he wrote to me. A missive so brief and
+so formal--and so needless, for I was on the point of starting--
+had not reached me for years; and coming at this moment when I
+had no reason to expect a reverse of fortune, it had all the
+effect of a thunder-bolt in a clear sky. I stood stunned, the
+words which I was dictating to my secretary dying on my lips.
+For I knew the King too well, and had experienced his kindness
+too lately to attribute the harshness of the order to chance or
+forgetfulness; and assured in a moment that I stood face to face
+with a grave crisis, I found myself hard put to it to hide my
+feelings from those about me.
+
+Nevertheless, I did so with all effort; and, sending for the
+courier asked him with an assumption of carelessness what was the
+latest news at Court. His answer, in a measure, calmed my fears,
+though it could not remove them. He reported that the queen had
+been taken ill or so the rumour went.
+
+"Suddenly?" I said.
+
+"This morning," he answered.
+
+"The King was with her?"
+
+"Yes, your excellency."
+
+"Had he left her long when he sent this letter?"
+
+"It came from her chamber, your excellency."
+
+"But--did you understand that her Majesty was in danger?" I
+urged.
+
+As to that, however, the man could not say anything; and I was
+left to nurse my conjectures during the long ride to
+Fontainebleau, where we arrived in the cool of the evening, the
+last stage through the forest awakening memories of past pleasure
+that combated in vain the disorder and apprehension which held my
+spirits. Dismounting in the dusk at the door of my apartments, I
+found a fresh surprise awaiting me in the shape of M. de Concini,
+the Italian; who advancing to meet me before my foot was out of
+the stirrup, announced that he came from the King, who desired my
+instant attendance in the queen's closet.
+
+Knowing Concini to be one of those whose influence with her
+Majesty had more than once tempted the King to the most violent
+measures against her--from which I had with difficulty dissuaded
+him--I augured the worst from the choice of such a messenger; and
+wounded alike in my pride and the affection in which I held the
+King, could scarcely find words in which to ask him if the queen
+was ill.
+
+"Indisposed, my lord," he replied carelessly. And he began to
+whistle.
+
+I told him that I would remove my boots and brush off the dust,
+and in five minutes be at his service.
+
+"Pardon me," he said, "my orders are strict; and they are to
+request you to attend his Majesty immediately. He expected you
+an hour ago."
+
+I was thunderstruck at this--at the message, and at the man's
+manner; and for a moment I could scarcely restrain my
+indignation. Fortunately the habit of self-control came to my
+aid in time, and I reflected that an altercation with such a
+person could only lower my dignity. I contented myself,
+therefore, with signifying my assent by a nod, and without more
+ado followed him towards the queen's apartments.
+
+In the ante-chamber were several persons, who as I passed saluted
+me with an air of shyness and incertitude which was enough of
+itself to put me on my guard. Concini attended me to the door of
+the chamber; there he fell back, and Mademoiselle Galigai, who
+was in waiting, announced me. I entered, assuming a serene
+countenance, and found the King and queen together, no other
+person being present. The queen was lying at length on a couch,
+while Henry, seated on a stool at her feet, seemed to be engaged
+in soothing and reassuring her. On my entrance, he broke off and
+rose to his feet.
+
+"Here he is at last," he said, barely looking at me. "Now, if
+you will, dear heart ask him your questions. I have had no
+communication with him, as you know, for I have been with you
+since morning."
+
+The queen, whose face was flushed with fever, made a fretful
+movement but did not answer.
+
+"Do you wish me to ask him?" Henry said with admirable patience.
+
+"If you think it is worth while," she muttered, turning sullenly
+and eyeing me from the middle of her pillows with disdain and
+ill-temper.
+
+"I will, then," he answered, and he turned to me. "M. de Rosny,"
+he said in a formal tone, which even without the unaccustomed
+monsieur cut me to the heart, "be good enough to tell the queen
+how the key to my secret cipher, which I entrusted to you, has
+come to be in Madame de Verneuil's possession."
+
+I looked at him in the profoundest astonishment, and for a moment
+remained silent, trying to collect my thoughts under this
+unexpected blow. The queen saw my hesitation and laughed
+spitefully. "I am afraid, sire," she said, "that you have
+overrated this gentleman's ingenuity, though doubtless it has
+been much exercised in your service."
+
+Henry's face grew red with vexation. "Speak, man!" he cried.
+"How came she by it?"
+
+"Madame de Verneuil?" I said.
+
+The queen laughed again. "Had you not better take him out first,
+sir," she said scornfully, "and tell him what to say?"
+
+"'Fore God, madame," the King cried passionately, "you try me too
+far! Have I not told you a hundred times, and sworn to you, that
+I did not give Madame de Verneuil this key?"
+
+"If you did not give her that," the queen muttered sullenly,
+picking at the silken coverlet which lay on her feet, "you have
+given her all else. You cannot deny it."
+
+Henry let a gesture of despair escape him. "Are we to go back to
+that?" he said. Then turning to me, "Tell her," he said between
+his teeth; "and tell me. VENTRE SAINT GRIS--are you dumb, man?"
+
+Discerning nothing for it at the moment save to bow before this
+storm, which had arisen so suddenly, and from a quarter the least
+expected, I hastened to comply. I had not proceeded far with my
+story, however--which fell short, of course, of explaining how
+the key came to be in Madame de Verneuil's hands--before I saw
+that it won no credence with the queen, but rather confirmed her
+in her belief that the King had given to another what he had
+denied to her. And more; I saw that in proportion as the tale
+failed to convince her, it excited the King's wrath and
+disappointment. He several times cut me short with expressions
+of the utmost impatience, and at last, when I came to a lame
+conclusion--since I could explain nothing except that the key was
+gone--he could restrain himself no longer. In a tone in which he
+had never addressed me before, he asked me why I had not, on the
+instant, communicated the loss to him; and when I would have
+defended myself by adducing the reason I have given above,
+overwhelmed me with abuse and reproaches, which, as they were
+uttered in the queen's presence, and would be repeated, I knew,
+to the Concinis and Galigais of her suite, who had no occasion to
+love me, carried a double sting.
+
+Nevertheless, for a time, and until he had somewhat worn himself
+out, I let Henry proceed. Then, taking advantage of the first
+pause, I interposed. Reminding him that he had never had cause
+to accuse me of carelessness before, I recalled the twenty-two
+years during which I had served him faithfully, and the enmities
+I had incurred for his sake; and having by these means placed the
+discussion on a more equal footing, I descended again to
+particulars, and asked respectfully if I might know on whose
+authority Madame de Verneuil was said to have the cipher.
+
+"On her own!" the queen cried hysterically. "Don't try to
+deceive me,--for it will be in vain. I know she has it; and if
+the King did not give it to her, who did?"
+
+"That is the question, madam," I said.
+
+"It is one easily answered," she retorted. "If you do not know,
+ask her."
+
+"But, perhaps, madam, she will not answer," I ventured.
+
+"Then command her to answer in the King's name!" the queen
+replied, her cheeks burning with fever. "And if she will not,
+then has the King no prisons--no fetters smooth enough for those
+dainty ankles?"
+
+This was a home question, and Henry, who never showed to less
+advantage than when he stood between two women, cast a sheepish
+glance at me. Unfortunately the queen caught the look, which was
+not intended for her; and on the instant it awoke all her former
+suspicions. Supposing that she had discovered our collusion, she
+flung herself back with a cry of rage, and bursting into a
+passion of tears, gave way to frantic reproaches, wailing and
+throwing herself about with a violence which could not but injure
+one in her condition.
+
+The King stared at her for a moment in sheer dismay. Then his
+chagrin turned to anger; which, as he dared not vent it on her,
+took my direction. He pointed impetuously to the door. "Begone,
+sir!" he said in a passion, and with the utmost harshness. "You
+have done mischief enough here. God grant that we see the end of
+it! Go--go!" he continued, quite beside himself with fury.
+"Send Galigai here, and do you go to your lodging until you hear
+from me!"
+
+Overwhelmed and almost stupefied by the catastrophe, I found my
+way out I hardly knew how, and sending in the woman, made my
+escape from the ante-chamber. But hasten as I might, my
+disorder, patent to a hundred curious eyes, betrayed me; and, if
+it did not disclose as much as I feared or the inquisitive
+desired, told more than any had looked to learn. Within an hour
+it was known at Nemours that his Majesty had dismissed me with
+high words--some said with a blow; and half a dozen couriers were
+on the road to Paris with the news.
+
+In my place some might have given up all for lost; but in
+addition to a sense of rectitude, and the consciousness of
+desert, I had to support me an intimate knowledge of the King's
+temper; which, though I had never suffered from it to this extent
+before, I knew to be on occasion as hot as his anger was short
+lived, and his disposition generous. I had hopes, therefore--
+although I saw dull faces enough among my suite, and some pale
+ones--that the King's repentance would overtake his anger, and
+its consequences outstrip any that might flow from his wrath.
+But though I was not altogether at fault in this, I failed to
+take in to account one thing--I mean Henry's anxiety on the
+queen's account, her condition, and his desire to have an heir;
+which so affected the issue, that instead of fulfilling my
+expectations the event left me more despondent than before. The
+King wrote, indeed, and within the hour, and his letter was in
+form an apology. But it was so lacking in graciousness; so
+stiff, though it began "My good friend Rosny," and so insincere,
+though it referred to my past services, that when I had read it I
+stood awhile gazing at it, afraid to turn lest De Vic and
+Varennes, who had brought it, should read my disappointment in my
+face.
+
+For I could not hide from myself that the gist of the letter lay,
+not in the expressions of regret which opened it, but in the
+complaint which closed it; wherein the King sullenly excused his
+outbreak on the ground of the magnitude of the interests which my
+carelessness had endangered and the opening to harass the queen
+which I had heedlessly given. "This cipher," he said, "has long
+been a whim with my wife, from whom, for good reasons well known
+to you and connected with the Grand Duke's Court, I have thought
+fit to withhold it. Now nothing will persuade her that I have
+not granted to another what I refused her. I tremble, my friend,
+lest you be found to have done more ill to France in a moment of
+carelessness than all your services have done good."
+
+It was not difficult to find a threat underlying these words, nor
+to discern that if the queen's fancy remained unshaken, and ill
+came of it, the King would hardly forgive me. Recognising this,
+and that I was face to face with a crisis from which I could not
+escape but by the use of my utmost powers, I assumed a serious
+and thoughtful air; and without affecting to disguise the fact
+that the King was displeased with me, dismissed the envoys with a
+few civil speeches, in which I did not fail to speak of his
+Majesty in terms that even malevolence could not twist to my
+disadvantage.
+
+When they were gone, doubtless to tell Henry how I had taken it,
+I sat down to supper with La Font, Boisrueil, and two or three
+gentlemen of my suite; and, without appearing too cheerful,
+contrived to eat with my usual appetite. Afterwards I withdrew
+in the ordinary course to my chamber, and being now at liberty to
+look the situation in the face, found it as serious as I had
+feared. The falling man has few friends; he must act quickly if
+he would retain any. I was not slow in deciding that my sole
+chance of an honourable escape lay in discovering--and that
+within a few hours--who stole the cipher and conveyed it to
+Madame de Verneuil; and in placing before the queen such evidence
+of this as must convince her.
+
+By way of beginning, I summoned Maignan and put him through a
+severe examination. Later, I sent for the rest of my household--
+such, I mean, as had accompanied me--and ranging them against the
+walls of my chamber, took a flambeau in my hand and went the
+round of them, questioning each, and marking his air and aspect
+as he answered. But with no result; so that after following some
+clues to no purpose, and suspecting several persons who cleared
+themselves on the spot, I became assured that the chain must be
+taken up at the other end, and the first link found among Madame
+de Verneuil's following.
+
+By this time it was nearly midnight, and my people were dropping
+with fatigue. Nevertheless, a sense of the desperate nature of
+the case animating them, they formed themselves voluntarily into
+a kind of council, all feeling their probity attacked; in which
+various modes of forcing the secret from those who held it were
+proposed--Maignan's suggestions being especially violent.
+Doubting, however, whether Madame had more than one confidante, I
+secretly made up my mind to a course which none dared to suggest;
+and then dismissing all to bed, kept only Maignan to lie in my
+chamber, that if any points occurred to me in the night I might
+question him on them.
+
+At four o'clock I called him, and bade him go out quietly and
+saddle two horses. This done, I slipped out myself without
+arousing anyone, and mounting at the stables, took the Orleans
+road through the forest. My plan was to strike at the head, and
+surprising Madame de Verneuil while the event; still hung
+uncertain, to wrest the secret from her by trick or threat. The
+enterprise was desperate, for I knew the stubbornness and
+arrogance of the woman, and the inveterate enmity which she
+entertained towards me, more particularly since the King's
+marriage. But in a dangerous case any remedy is welcome.
+
+I reached Malesherbes, where Madame was residing with her
+parents, a little before seven o'clock, and riding without
+disguise to the chateau demanded to see her. She was not yet
+risen, and the servants, whom my appearance threw into the utmost
+confusion, objected this to me; but I knew that the excuse was no
+real one, and answered roughly that I came from the King, and
+must see her. This opened all doors, and in a moment I found
+myself in her chamber. She was sitting up in bed, clothed in an
+elegant nightrail, and seemed in no wise surprised to see me. On
+the contrary, she greeted me with a smile and a taunting word;
+and omitted nothing that might evince her disdain or hurt my
+dignity. She let me advance without offering me a chair; and
+when, after saluting her, I looked about for one, I found that
+all the seats except one very low stool had been removed from the
+room.
+
+This was so like her that it did not astonish me, and I baffled
+her malice by leaning against the wall. "This is no ordinary
+honour--from M. de Rosny!" she said, flouting me with her eyes.
+
+"I come on no ordinary mission, madame," I said as gravely as I
+could.
+
+"Mercy!" she exclaimed in a mocking tone. "I should have put on
+new ribbons, I suppose!"
+
+"From the King, madame," I continued, not allowing myself to he
+moved, "to inquire how you obtained possession of his cipher."
+
+She laughed loudly. "Good, simple King," she said, "to ask what
+he knows already!"
+
+"He does not know, madame," I answered severely.
+
+"What?" she cried, in affected surprise. "When he gave it to me
+himself!"
+
+"He did not, madame."
+
+"He did, sir!" she retorted, firing up. "Or if he did not,
+prove it--prove it! And, by the way," she continued, lowering
+her voice again, and reverting to her former tone of spiteful
+badinage, "how is the dear queen? I heard that she was
+indisposed yesterday, and kept the King in attendance all day.
+So unfortunate, you know, just at this time." And her eyes
+twinkled with malicious amusement.
+
+"Madame,"I said, "may I speak plainly to you?"
+
+"I never heard that you could speak otherwise," she answered
+quickly. "Even his friends never called M. de Rosny a wit; but
+only a plain, rough man who served our royal turn well enough in
+rough times; but is now growing--"
+
+"Madame!"
+
+"A trifle exigeant and superfluous."
+
+After that, I saw that it was war to the knife between us; and I
+asked her in very plain terms If she were not afraid of the
+queen's enmity, that she dared thus to flaunt the King's favours
+before her.
+
+"No more than I am afraid of yours," she answered hardily.
+
+"But if the King is disappointed in his hopes?"
+
+"You may suffer; very probably will," she answered, slowly and
+smiling, "not I. Besides, sir--my child was born dead. He bore
+that very well."
+
+"Yet, believe me, madame, you run some risk."
+
+"In keeping what the King has given me?" she answered, raising
+her eyebrows.
+
+"No! In keeping what the King has not given you!" I answered
+sternly. "Whereas, what do you gain?"
+
+"Well," she replied, raising herself in the bed, while her eyes
+sparkled and her colour rose, "if you like, I will tell you.
+This pleasure, for one thing--the pleasure of seeing you there,
+awkward, booted, stained, and standing, waiting my will. That--
+which perhaps you call a petty thing--I gain first of all. Then
+I gain your ruin, M. de Rosny; I plant a sting in that woman's
+breast; and for his Majesty, he has made his bed and may lie on
+it."
+
+"Have a care, madame!" I cried, bursting with indignation at a
+speech so shameless and disloyal. "You are playing a dangerous
+game, I warn you!"
+
+"And what game have you played?" she replied, transported on a
+sudden with equal passion. "Who was it tore up the promise of
+marriage which the King gave me? Who was it prevented me being
+Queen of France? Who was it hurried on the match with this
+tradeswoman, so that the King found himself wedded, before he
+knew it? Who was it--but enough; enough!" she cried,
+interrupting herself with a gesture full of rage. "You have
+ruined me, you and your queen between you, and I will ruin you!"
+
+"On the contrary, madame," I answered, collecting myself for a
+last effort, and speaking with all the severity which a just
+indignation inspired, "I have not ruined you. But if you do not
+tell me that which I am here to learn--I will!"
+
+She laughed out loud. "Oh, you simpleton!" she said. "And you
+call yourself a statesman! Do you not see that if I do not tell
+it, you are disgraced yourself and powerless, and can do me no
+harm? Tell it you? When I have you all on the hip--you, the
+King, the queen! Not for a million crowns, M. de Rosny!"
+
+"And that is your answer, madame?" I said, choking with rage.
+It had been long since any had dared so to beard me.
+
+"Yes," she replied stoutly; "it is! Or, stay; you shall not go
+empty-handed." And thrusting her arm under the pillow she drew
+out, after a moment's search, a small packet, which she held out
+towards me. "Take it!" she said, with a taunting laugh. "It
+has served my turn. What the King gave me, I give you."
+
+Seeing that it was the missing key to the cipher, I swallowed my
+rage and took it; and being assured by this time that I could
+effect nothing by staying longer, but should only expose myself
+to fresh insults, I turned on my heel, with rudeness equal to her
+own, and, without taking leave of her, flung the door open and
+went out. I heard her throw herself back with a shrill laugh of
+triumph. But as, the moment the door fell to behind me, my
+thoughts began to cast about for another way of escape--this
+failing--I took little heed of her, and less of the derisive
+looks to which the household, quickly taking the cue, treated me
+as I passed. I flung myself into the saddle and galloped off,
+followed by Maignan, who presently, to my surprise, blurted out a
+clumsy word of congratulation.
+
+I turned on him in amazement, and, swearing at him, asked him
+what he meant.
+
+"You have got it," he said timidly, pointing to the packet which
+I mechanically held in my hand.
+
+"And to what purpose?" I cried, glad of this opportunity of
+unloading some of my wrath. "I want, not the paper, but the
+secret, fool! You may have the paper for yourself if you will
+tell me how Madame got it."
+
+Nevertheless, his words led me to look at the packet. I opened
+it, and, having satisfied myself that it contained the original
+and not a copy, was putting it up again when my eyes fell on a
+small spot of blood which marked one corner of the cover. It was
+not larger than a grain of corn, but it awoke, first, a vague
+association and then a memory, which as I rode grew stronger and
+more definite, until, on a sudden, discovery flashed upon me--and
+the truth. I remembered where I had seen spots of blood before
+--on the papers I had handed to Ferret and remembered, too, where
+that blood had come from. I looked at the cut now, and, finding
+it nearly healed, sprang in my saddle. Of a certainty this paper
+had gone through my hands that day! It had been among the
+others; therefore it must have been passed to Ferret inside
+another when I first opened the bag! The rogue, getting it and
+seeing his opportunity, and that I did not suspect, had doubtless
+secreted it, probably while I was attending to my hand.
+
+I had not suspected him before, because I had ticked off the
+earlier papers as I handed them to him; and had searched only
+among the rest and in the bag for the missing one. Now I
+wondered that I had not done so, and seen the truth from the
+beginning; and in my impatience I found the leagues through the
+forest, though the sun was not yet high and the trees sheltered
+us, the longest I had ridden in my life. When the roofs of the
+chateau at length appeared before us, I could scarcely keep my
+pace within bounds. Reflecting how Madame de Verneuil had over-
+reached herself, and how, by indulging in that last stroke of
+arrogance, she had placed the secret in my hands, I had much ado
+to refrain from going to the King booted and unwashed as I was;
+and though I had not eaten since the previous evening. However,
+the habit of propriety, which no man may lightly neglect, came to
+my aid. I made my toilet, and, having broken my fast standing,
+hastened to the Court. On the way I learned that the King was in
+the queen's garden, and, directing my steps thither, found him
+walking with my colleagues, Villeroy and Sillery, in the little
+avenue which leads to the garden of the Conciergerie. A number
+of the courtiers were standing on the low terrace watching them,
+while a second group lounged about the queen's staircase. Full
+of the news which I had for the King, I crossed the terrace;
+taking no particular heed of anyone, but greeting such as came in
+my way in my usual fashion. At the edge of the terrace I paused
+a moment before descending the three steps; and at the same
+moment, as it happened, Henry looked up, and our eyes met. On
+the instant he averted his gaze, and, turning on his heel in a
+marked way, retired slowly to the farther end of the walk.
+
+The action was so deliberate that I could not doubt he meant to
+slight me; and I paused where I was, divided between grief and
+indignation, a mark for all those glances and whispered gibes in
+which courtiers indulge on such occasions. The slight was not
+rendered less serious by the fact that the King was walking with
+my two colleagues; so that I alone seemed to be out of his
+confidence, as one soon to be out of his councils also.
+
+I perceived all this, and was not blind to the sneering smiles
+which were exchanged behind my back; but I affected to see
+nothing, and to be absorbed in sudden thought. In a minute or
+two the King turned and came back towards me; and again, as if he
+could not restrain his curiosity, looked up so that our eyes met.
+This time I thought that he would beckon me to him, satisfied
+with the lengths to which he had already carried his displeasure.
+But he turned again, with a light laugh.
+
+At this a courtier, one of Sillery's creatures, who had presumed
+on the occasion so far as to come to my elbow, thought that he
+might safely amuse himself with me. "I am afraid that the King
+grows older, M. de Rosny," he said, smirking at his companions.
+"His sight seems to be failing."
+
+"It should not be neglected then," I said grimly. "I will tell
+him presently what you say."
+
+He fell back, looking foolish at that, at the very moment that
+Henry, having taken another turn, dismissed Villeroy, who, wiser
+than the puppy at my elbow, greeted me with particular civility
+as he passed. Freed from him, Henry stood a moment hesitating.
+He told me afterwards that he had not turned from me a yard
+before his heart smote him; and that but for a mischievous
+curiosity to see how I should take it, he would not have carried
+the matter so far. Be that as it may--and I do not doubt this,
+any more than I ever doubted the reality of the affection in
+which he held me--on a sudden he raised his hand and beckoned to
+me.
+
+I went down to him gravely, and not hurriedly. He looked at me
+with some signs of confusion in his face. "You are late this
+morning," he said.
+
+"I have been on your Majesty's business," I answered.
+
+"I do not doubt that," he replied querulously, his eyes
+wandering. "I am not--I am troubled this morning." And after a
+fashion he had when he was not at his ease, he ground his heel
+into the soil and looked down at the mark. "The queen is not
+well. Sillery has seen her, and will tell you so."
+
+M. de Sillery, whose constant opposition to me at the council-
+board I have elsewhere described, began to affirm it. I let him
+go on for a little time, and then interrupted him brusquely. "I
+think it was you," I said, "who nominated Ferret to be one of the
+King's clerks."
+
+"Ferret?" he exclaimed, reddening at my tone, while the King,
+who knew me well, pricked up his ears.
+
+"Yes," I said; "Ferret."
+
+"And if so?" Sillery asked, haughtily. "What do you mean?"
+
+"Only this," I said. "That if his Majesty will summon him to the
+queen's closet, without warning or delay, and ask him in her
+presence how much Madame de Verneuil gave him for the King's
+cipher, her Majesty, I think, will learn something which she
+wishes to know."
+
+"What?" the King cried. "You have discovered it? But he gave
+you a receipt for the papers he took."
+
+"For the papers he took with my knowledge--yes, sire."
+
+"The rogue!" Sillery exclaimed viciously. "I will go and fetch
+him."
+
+"Not so--with your Majesty's leave," I said, interposing quickly.
+"M. de Sillery may say too much or too little. Let a lackey take
+a message, bidding him go to the queen's closet, and he will
+suspect nothing."
+
+The King assented, and bade me go and give the order. When I
+returned, he asked me anxiously if I felt sure that the man would
+confess.
+
+"Yes, if you pretend to know all, sire," I answered. "He will
+think that Madame has betrayed him."
+
+"Very well," Henry said. "Then let us go."
+
+But I declined to be present; partly on the ground that if I were
+there the queen might suspect me of inspiring the man, and partly
+because I thought that the rogue would entertain a more confident
+hope of pardon, and be more likely to confess, if he saw the King
+alone. I contrived to keep Sillery also; and Henry giving the
+word, as he mounted the steps, that he should be back presently,
+the whole Court remained in a state of suspense, aware that
+something was in progress but in doubt what, and unable to decide
+whether I were again in favour or now on my trial.
+
+Sillery remained talking to me, principally on English matters,
+until the dinner hour; which came and went, neglected by all. At
+length, when the curiosity of the mass of courtiers, who did not
+dare to interrupt us, had been raised by delay to an almost
+intolerable pitch, the King returned, with signs of disorder in
+his bearing; and, crossing the terrace in half a dozen strides,
+drew me hastily, along with Sillery, into the grove of white
+mulberry trees. There we were no sooner hidden in part, though
+not completely, than he threw his arms about me and embraced me
+with the warmest expressions. "Ah, my friend," he said, putting
+me from him at last, "what shall I say to you?"
+
+"The queen is satisfied, sire?"
+
+"Perfectly; and desires to be commended to you."
+
+"He confessed, then?"
+
+Henry nodded, with a look in his face that I did not understand.
+"Yes," he said, "fully. It was as you thought, my friend. God
+have mercy upon him!"
+
+I started. "What?" I said. "Has he--"
+
+The King nodded, and could not repress a shudder. "Yes," he
+said; "but not, thank Heaven, until he had left the closet. He
+had something about him."
+
+Sillery began anxiously to clear himself; but the King, with his
+usual good nature, stopped him, and bade us all go and dine,
+saying that we must be famished. He ended by directing me to be
+back in an hour, since his own appetite was spoiled. "And bring
+with you all your patience," he added, "for I have a hundred
+questions to ask you. We will walk towards Avon, and I will show
+you the surprise which I am preparing for the queen."
+
+Alas, I would I could say that all ended there. But the rancour
+of which Madame de Verneuil had given token in her interview with
+me was rather aggravated than lessened by the failure of her plot
+and the death of her tool. It proved to be impenetrable by all
+the kindnesses which the King lavished upon her; neither the
+legitimation of the child which she soon afterwards bore, nor the
+clemency which the King--against the advice of his wisest
+ministers extended to her brother Auvergne, availing to expel it
+from her breast. How far she or that ill-omened family were
+privy to the accursed crime which, nine years later, palsied
+France on the threshold of undreamed-of glories, I will not take
+on myself to say; for suspicion is not proof. But history, of
+which my beloved master must ever form so great a part, will lay
+the blame where it should rest.
+
+
+
+VI. THE MAN OF MONCEAUX.
+
+In the month of August of this year the King found some
+alleviation of the growing uneasiness which his passion for
+Madame de Conde occasioned him in a visit to Monceaux, where he
+spent two weeks in such diversions as the place afforded. He
+invited me to accompany him, but on my representing that I could
+not there--so easily as in my own closet, where I had all the
+materials within reach--prepare the report which he had commanded
+me to draw up, he directed me to remain in Paris until it was
+ready, and then to join him.
+
+This report which he was having written, not only for his own
+satisfaction but for the information of his heir, took the form
+of a recital of all the causes and events, spread over many
+years, which had induced him to take in hand the Great Design;
+together with a succinct account of the munitions and treasures
+which he had prepared to carry it out. As it included many
+things which were unknown beyond the council, and some which he
+shared only with me--and as, in particular, it enumerated the
+various secret alliances and agreements which he had made with
+the princes of North Germany, whom a premature discovery must
+place at the Emperor's mercy--it was necessary that I should draw
+up the whole with my own hand, and with the utmost care and
+precaution. This I did; and that nothing might be wanting to a
+memorial which I regarded with justice as the most important of
+the many State papers which it had fallen to my lot; to prepare,
+I spent seven days in incessant labour upon it. It was not,
+therefore, until the third week in August: that I was free to
+travel to Monceaux.
+
+I found my quarters assigned to me in a pavilion called the
+Garden House; and, arriving at supper time, sat down with my
+household with more haste and less ceremony than was my wont.
+The same state of things prevailed, I suppose, in the kitchen;
+for we had not been seated half an hour when a great hubbub arose
+in the house, and the servants rushing in cried out that a fire
+had broken out below, and that the house was in danger of
+burning.
+
+In such emergencies I take it to be the duty of a man of standing
+to bear himself with as much dignity as is consistent with
+vigour; and neither to allow himself to be carried away by the
+outcry and disorder of the crowd, nor to omit any direction that
+may avail. On this occasion, however, my first thought was given
+to the memorial I had prepared for the King; which I remembered
+had been taken with other books and papers to a room over the
+kitchen. I lost not a moment, therefore, in sending Maignan for
+it; nor until I held it safely in my hand did I feel myself at
+liberty to think of the house. When I did, I found that the
+alarm exceeded the danger; a few buckets of water extinguished a
+beam in the chimney which had caught fire, and in a few moments
+we were able to resume the meal with the added vivacity which
+such an event gave to the conversation. It has never been my
+custom to encourage too great freedom at my table; but as the
+company consisted, with a single exception, of my household, and
+as this person--a Monsieur de Vilain, a young gentleman, the
+cousin of one of my wife's maids-of-honour--showed himself
+possessed of modesty as well as wit, I thought that the time
+excused a little relaxation.
+
+This was the cause of the misfortune which followed, and bade
+fair to place me in a position of as great difficulty as I have
+ever known; for, having in my good humour dismissed the servants,
+I continued to talk for an hour or more with Vilain and some of
+my gentlemen; the result being that I so far forgot myself, when
+I rose, as to leave the report where I had laid it on the table.
+In the passage I met a man whom the King had sent to inquire
+about the fire; and thus reminded of the papers I turned back to
+the room; greatly vexed with myself for negligence which in a
+subordinate I should have severely rebuked, but never doubting
+that I should find the packet where I had left it.
+
+To my chagrin the paper was gone. Still I could not believe that
+it had been stolen, and supposing that Maignan or one of my
+household had seen it and taken it to my closet, I repaired
+thither in haste. I found Maignan already there, with M.
+Boisrueil, one of my gentlemen, who was waiting to ask a favour;
+but they knew nothing of the report, and though I sent them down
+forthwith, with directions to make strict but quiet inquiry, they
+returned at the end of half an hour with long faces and no news.
+
+Then I grew seriously alarmed; and reflecting on the many
+important secrets which the memorial contained, whereof a
+disclosure must spoil plans so long and sedulously prepared, I
+found myself brought on a sudden face to face with disaster. I
+could not imagine how the King, who had again and again urged on
+me the utmost precaution, would take such a catastrophe; nor how
+I should make it known to him. For a moment, therefore, while I
+listened to the tale, I felt the hair rise on my head and a
+shiver descend my back; nor was it without an uncommon effort
+that I retained my coolness and composure.
+
+Plainly no steps in such a position could be too stringent. I
+sent Maignan with an order to close all the doors and let no one
+pass out. Then I made sure that none of the servants had entered
+the room, between the time of my rising and return; and this
+narrowed the tale of those who could have taken the packet to
+eleven, that being the number of persons who had sat down with
+me. But having followed the matter so far, I came face to face
+with this difficulty: that all the eleven were, with one
+exception, in my service and in various ways pledged to my
+interests, so that I could not conceive even the possibility of a
+betrayal by them in a matter so important.
+
+I confess, at this, the perspiration rose upon my brow; for the
+paper was gone. Still, there remained one stranger; and though
+it seemed scarcely less difficult to suspect him, since he could
+have no knowledge of the importance of the document, and could
+not have anticipated that I should leave it in his power, I found
+in that the only likely solution. He was one of the Vilains of
+Pareil by Monceaux, his father living on the edge of the park,
+little more than a thousand yards from the chateau; and I knew no
+harm of him. Still, I knew little; and for that reason was
+forward to believe that there, rather than in my own household,
+lay the key to the enigma.
+
+My suspicions were not lessened when I discovered that he alone
+of the party at table had left the house before the doors were
+closed; and for a moment I was inclined to have him followed and
+seized. But I could scarcely take a step so decisive without
+provoking inquiry; and I dared not at this stage let the King
+know of my negligence. I found myself, therefore, brought up
+short, in a state of exasperation and doubt difficult to
+describe; and the most minute search within the house and the
+closest examination of all concerned failing to provide the
+slightest clue, I had no alternative but to pass the night in
+that condition.
+
+On the morrow a third search seeming still the only resource, and
+proving as futile as the others, I ordered La Trape and two or
+three in whom I placed the greatest confidence to watch their
+fellows, and report anything in their bearing or manner that
+seemed to be out of the ordinary course; while I myself went to
+wait; on the King, and parry his demand for the memorial as well
+as I could. This it was necessary to do without provoking
+curiosity; and as the lapse of each minute made the pursuit of
+the paper less hopeful and its recovery a thing to pray for
+rather than expect, it will be believed that I soon found the
+aspect of civility which I was obliged to wear so great a trial
+of my patience, that I made an excuse and retired early to my
+lodging.
+
+Here my wife, who shared my anxiety, met me with a face full of
+meaning. I cried out to know if they had found the paper.
+
+"No," she answered; "but if you will come into your closet I will
+tell you what I have learned."
+
+I went in with her, and she told me briefly that the manner of
+Mademoiselle de Mars, one of her maids, had struck her as
+suspicious. The girl had begun to cry while reading to her; and
+when questioned had been able to give no explanation of her
+trouble.
+
+"She is Vilain's cousin?" I said.
+
+"Yes, monsieur."
+
+"Bring her to me," I said. "Bring her to me without the delay of
+an instant."
+
+My wife hastened to comply; and whatever had been the girl's
+state earlier, before the fright of this hasty summons had upset
+her, her agitation when thus confronted with me gave me, before a
+word was spoken, the highest hopes that I had here the key to the
+mystery. I judged that it might be necessary to frighten her
+still more, and I started by taking a harsh tone with her; but
+before I had said many words she obviated the necessity of this
+by falling at my wife's feet and protesting that she would tell
+all.
+
+"Then speak quickly, wench!" I said. "You know where the paper
+is."
+
+"I know who has it!" she answered, in a voice choked with sobs.
+
+"Who?"
+
+"My cousin, M. de Vilain."
+
+"Ha! and has taken it to his house?"
+
+But she seemed for a moment unable to answer this; her distress
+being such that my wife had to fetch a vial of pungent salts to
+restore her before she could say more. At length she found voice
+to tell us that M. de Vilain had taken the paper, and was this
+evening to hand it to an agent of the Spanish ambassador.
+
+"But, girl," I said sternly, "how do you know this?"
+
+Then she confessed that the cousin was also the lover, and had
+before employed her to disclose what went on in my household, and
+anything of value that could be discovered there. Doubtless the
+girl, for whom my wife, in spite of her occasional fits of
+reserve and temper, entertained no little liking, enjoyed many
+opportunities of prying; and would have continued still to serve
+him had not this last piece of villainy, with the stir which it
+caused in the house and the rigorous punishment to be expected in
+the event of discovery, proved too much for her nerves. Hence
+this burst of confession; which once allowed to flow, ran on
+almost against her will. Nor did I let her pause to consider the
+full meaning of what she was saying until I had learned that
+Vilain was to meet the ambassador's agent an hour after sunset at
+the east end of a clump of trees which stood in the park; and
+being situate between his, Vilain's, residence and the chateau,
+formed a convenient place for such a transaction.
+
+"He will have it about him?" I said.
+
+She sobbed a moment, but presently confessed. "Yes; or it will
+be in the hollow of the most easterly tree. He was to leave it
+there, if the agent could not keep the appointment."
+
+"Good!" I said; and then, having assured myself by one or two
+questions of that, of which her state of distress and agitation
+left me in little doubt--namely, that she was telling the truth
+--I committed her to my wife's care; bidding the Duchess lock her
+up in a safe place upstairs, and treat her to bread and water
+until I had taken the steps necessary to prove the fact, and
+secure the paper.
+
+After this--but I should be tedious were I to describe the
+alternations of hope and fear in which I passed the period of
+suspense. Suffice it that I informed no one, not even Maignan,
+of what I had discovered, but allowed those in the secret of the
+loss still to pursue their efforts; while I, by again attending
+the Court, endeavoured at once to mitigate the King's impatience
+and persuade the world that all was well. A little before the
+appointed time, however I made a pretext to rise from supper, and
+quietly calling out Boisrueil, bade him bring four of the men,
+armed, and Maignan and La Trape. With this small body I made my
+way out by a private door, and crossed the park to the place
+Mademoiselle had, indicated.
+
+Happily, night had already begun to close in, and the rendezvous
+was at the farther side of the clump of trees. Favoured by these
+circumstances, we were able to pass round the thicket--some on
+one side and some on the other---without noise or disturbance;
+and fortunate enough, having arrived at the place, to discover a
+man walking uneasily up and down on the very spot where we
+expected to find him. The evening was so far advanced that it
+was not possible to be sure that the man was Vilain; but as all
+depended on seizing him before he had any communication with the
+Spanish agent, I gave the signal, and two of my men, springing on
+him from either side, in a moment bore him to the ground and
+secured him.
+
+He proved to be Vilain, so that, when he was brought face to face
+with me, I was much less surprised than he affected to be. He
+played the part of an ignorant so well, indeed, that, for a
+moment, I was staggered by his show of astonishment, and by the
+earnestness with which he denounced the outrage; nor could
+Maignan find anything on him. But, a moment later, remembering
+the girl's words, I strode to the nearest tree, and, groping
+about it, in a twinkling unearthed the paper from a little hollow
+in the trunk that seemed to have been made to receive it. I need
+not say with what relief I found the seals unbroken; nor with
+what indignation I turned on the villain thus convicted of an act
+of treachery towards the King only less black than the sin
+against hospitality of which he had been guilty in my house. But
+the discovery I had made seemed enough of itself to overwhelm
+him; for, after standing apparently stunned while I spoke, he
+jerked himself suddenly out of his captors' hands, and made a
+desperate attempt to escape. Finding this hopeless, and being
+seized again before he had gone four paces, he shouted, at the
+top of his voice: "Back! back! Go back!"
+
+We looked about, somewhat startled, and Boisrueil, with presence
+of mind, ran into the darkness to see if he could detect the
+person addressed; but though he thought that he saw the skirt of
+a flying cloak disappear in the gloom, he was not sure; and I,
+having no mind to be mixed up with the ambassador, called him
+back. I asked Vilain to whom he had called, but the young man,
+turning sullen, would answer nothing except that he knew naught
+of the paper. I thought it best, therefore, to conduct him at
+once to my lodgings, whither it will be believed that I returned
+with a lighter heart than I had gone out. It was, indeed, a
+providential escape.
+
+How to punish the traitor was another matter, for I could
+scarcely do so adequately without betraying my negligence. I
+determined to sleep on this, however, and, for the night,
+directed him to be locked into a chamber in the south-west
+turret, with a Swiss to guard the door; my intention being to
+interrogate him farther on the morrow. However, Henry sent for
+me so early that I was forced to postpone my examination; and,
+being detained by him until evening, I thought it best to tell
+him, before I left, what had happened.
+
+He heard the story with a look of incredulity, which, little by
+little, gave way to a broad smile. "Well," he said, "Grand
+Master, never chide me again! I have heard that Homer sometimes
+nods; but if I were to tell this to Sillery or Villeroy, they
+would not believe me."
+
+"They would believe anything that your Majesty told them," I
+said. "But you will not tell them this?"
+
+"No," he said kindly, "I will not; and there is my hand on it.
+For the matter of that, if it had happened to them, they would
+not have told me."
+
+"And perhaps been the wiser for that," I said.
+
+"Don't believe it," he answered. "But now, what of this young
+Vilain? You have him safe?"
+
+"Yes, sire."
+
+"The girl is one degree worse; she betrays both sides to save her
+skin."
+
+"Still, I promised--"
+
+"Oh, she must go," Henry said. "I quite understand. But for
+him--we had better have no scandal. Keep him until to-morrow,
+and I will see his father, and have him sent out of the country."
+
+"And he will go scot free," I said, bluntly, "when a rope and the
+nearest tree--"
+
+"Yes, my friend," Henry answered with a dry smile; "but that
+should have been done last night. As it is, he is your guest and
+we must give an account of him. But first drain him dry.
+Frighten him, as you please, and get all out of him; then I wish
+them joy of him. Faugh! and he a young man! I would not be his
+father for two such crowns as mine!"
+
+As I returned to my lodgings I thought over these words; and I
+fell to wondering by what stages Vilain had sunk so low.
+Occasionally admitted to my table, he had always borne himself
+with a modesty and discretion that had not failed to prepossess
+me; indeed, the longer I considered the King's saying, the
+greater was the surprise I felt at this DENOUEMENT; which left me
+in doubt whether my dullness exceeded my negligence or the young
+man's parts surpassed his wickedness.
+
+A few questions, I thought, might resolve this; but having been
+detained by the King until supper-time, I postponed the interview
+until I rose. Then bidding them bring in the prisoner, I assumed
+my harshest aspect and prepared to blast him by discovering all
+his vileness to his face.
+
+But when I had waited a little, only Maignan came in, with an air
+of consternation that brought me to my feet. "Why, man, what is
+it?" I cried.
+
+"The prisoner," he faltered. "If your excellency pleases--"
+
+"I do not please!" I said sternly, believing that I knew what
+had happened. "Is he dead?"
+
+"No, your excellency; but, he has escaped."
+
+"Escaped? From that room?"
+
+Maignan nodded.
+
+"Then, PAR DIEU!" I replied, "the man who was on guard shall
+suffer in his place! Escaped? How could he escape except by
+treachery? Where was the guard?"
+
+"He was there, excellency. And he says that no one passed him."
+
+"Yet the man is gone?"
+
+"The room is empty."
+
+"But the window--the window, fool, is fifty feet from the
+ground!" I said. "And not so much footing outside as would hold
+a crow!"
+
+Maignan shrugged his shoulders, and in a rage I bade him follow
+me, and went myself to view the place; to which a number of my
+people had already flocked with lights, so that I found some
+difficulty in mounting the staircase. A very brief inspection,
+however, sufficed to confirm my first impression that Vilain
+could have escaped by the door only; for the window, though it
+lacked bars and boasted a tiny balcony, hung over fifty feet of
+sheer depth, so that evasion that way seemed in the absence of
+ladder or rope purely impossible. This being clear, I ordered
+the Swiss to be seized; and as he could give no explanation of
+the escape, and still persisted that he was as much in the dark
+as anyone, I declared that I would make an example of him, and
+hang him unless the prisoner was recaptured within three days.
+
+I did not really propose to do this, but in my irritation I spoke
+so roundly that my people believed me; even Boisrueil, who
+presently came to intercede for the culprit, who, it seemed, was
+a favourite. "As for Vilain," he continued; "you can catch him
+whenever you please."
+
+"Then catch him before the end of three days," I answered
+obstinately, "and the man lives."
+
+The truth was that Vilain's escape placed me in a position of
+some discomfort; for though, on the one hand, I had no particular
+desire to get him again into my hands, seeing that the King could
+effect as much by a word to his father as I had proposed to do
+while I held him safe; on the other hand, the evasion placed me
+very peculiarly in regard to the King himself, who was inclined
+to think me ill or suddenly grown careless. Some of the facts,
+too, were leaking out, and provoking smiles among the more
+knowing, and a hint here and there; the result of all being that,
+unable to pursue the matter farther in Vilain's case, I hardened
+my heart and persisted that the Swiss should pay the penalty.
+
+This obstinacy on my part had an unforeseen issue. On the
+evening of the second day, a little before supper-time, my wife
+came to me, and announced that a young lady had waited on her
+with a tale so remarkable that she craved leave to bring her to
+me that I might hear it.
+
+"What is it?" I said impatiently.
+
+"It is about M. Vilain," my wife answered, her face still wearing
+all the marks of lively astonishment.
+
+"Ha!" I exclaimed. "I will see her then. But it is not that
+baggage who--"
+
+"No," my wife answered. "It is another."
+
+"One of your maids?"
+
+"No, a stranger."
+
+"Well, bring her," I said shortly.
+
+She went, and quickly returned with a young lady, whose face and
+modest bearing were known to me, though I could not, at the
+moment, recall her name. This was the less remarkable as I am
+not prone to look much in maids' faces, leaving that to younger
+men; and Mademoiselle de Figeac's, though beautiful, was
+disfigured on this occasion by the marked distress under which
+she was labouring. Accustomed as I was to the visits of persons
+of all classes and characters who came to me daily with
+petitions, I should have been disposed to cut her short, but for
+my wife's intimation that her errand had to do with the matter
+which annoyed me. This, as well as a trifle of curiosity--from
+which none are quite free--inclined me to be patient; and I asked
+her what she would have with me.
+
+"Justice, M. le Duc," she answered simply. "I have heard that
+you are seeking M. de Vilain, and that one of your people is
+lying under sentence for complicity in his escape."
+
+"That is true, mademoiselle," I said. "If you can tell me--"
+
+"I can tell you how he escaped, and by whose aid," she answered.
+
+It is my custom to betray no astonishment, even when I am
+astonished. "Do so," I said.
+
+"He escaped through the window," she answered firmly, "by my
+brother's aid."
+
+"Your brother's?" I exclaimed, amazed at her audacity. "I do
+not remember him."
+
+"He is only thirteen years old."
+
+I could hide my astonishment no longer. "You must be mad, girl!"
+I said, "mad! You do not know what you are saying! The window
+of the room in which Vilain was confined is fifty feet from the
+ground, and you say that your brother, a boy of thirteen,
+contrived his escape?"
+
+"Yes, M. de Sully," she answered. "And the man who is about to
+suffer is innocent."
+
+"How was it done, then?" I asked, not knowing what to think of
+her persistence.
+
+"My brother was flying a kite that day," she answered. "He had
+been doing so for a week or more, and everyone was accustomed to
+seeing him here. After sunset, the wind being favourable, he
+came under M. de Vilain's window, and, when it was nearly dark,
+and the servants and household were at supper, he guided the kite
+against the balcony outside the window."
+
+"But a man cannot descend by a kite-string!"
+
+"My brother had a knotted rope, which M. de Vilain drew up," she
+answered simply; "and afterwards, when he had descended,
+disengaged."
+
+I looked at her in profound amazement.
+
+"Your brother acted on instructions?" I said at last.
+
+"On mine," she answered.
+
+"You avow that?"
+
+"I am here to do so," she replied, her face white and red by
+turns, but her eyes continuing to meet mine.
+
+"This is a very serious matter," I said. "Are you aware,
+mademoiselle, why M. Vilain was arrested, and of what he is
+accused?"
+
+"Perfectly," she answered; "and that he is innocent. More!" she
+continued, clasping her hands, and looking at me bravely, "I am
+willing both to tell you where he is, and to bring him, if you
+please, into your presence."
+
+I stared at her. "You will bring him here?" I said.
+
+"Within five minutes," she answered, "if you will first hear me."
+
+"What are you to him?" I said.
+
+She blushed vividly. "I shall be his wife or no one's," she
+said; and she looked a moment at my wife.
+
+"Well, say what you have to say!" I cried roughly.
+
+"This paper, which it is alleged that he stole--it was not found
+on him; but in the hollow of a tree."
+
+"Within three paces of him! And what was he doing there?"
+
+"He came to meet me," she answered, her voice trembling slightly.
+"He could have told you so, but he would not shame me."
+
+"This is true?" I said, eyeing her closely.
+
+"I swear it!" she answered, clasping her hands. And then, with
+a sudden flash of rage, "Will the other woman swear to her tale?"
+she cried.
+
+"Ha!" I said, "what other woman?"
+
+"The woman who sent you to that place," she answered. "He would
+not tell me her name, or I would go to her now and wring the
+truth from her. But he confessed to me that he had let a woman
+into the secret of our meeting; and this is her work."
+
+I stood a moment pondering, with my eyes on the girl's excited
+face, and my thoughts, following this new clue through the maze
+of recent events; wherein I could not fail to see that it led to
+a very different conclusion from that at which I had arrived. If
+Vilain had been foolish enough to wind up his love-passages with
+Mademoiselle de Mars by confiding to her his passion for the
+Figeac, and even the place and time at which the latter was so
+imprudent as to meet him, I could fancy the deserted mistress
+laying this plot; and first placing the packet where we found it,
+and then punishing her lover by laying the theft at his door.
+True, he might be guilty; and it might be only confession and
+betrayal on which jealousy had thrust her. But the longer I
+considered the whole of the circumstances, as well as the young
+man's character, and the lengths to which I knew a woman's
+passion would carry her, the more probable seemed the explanation
+I had just received.
+
+Nevertheless, I did not at once express my opinion; but veiling
+the chagrin I naturally felt at the simple part I had been led to
+play--in the event I now thought probable--I sharply ordered
+Mademoiselle de Figeac to retire into the next room; and then I
+requested my wife to fetch her maid.
+
+Mademoiselle de Mars had been three days in solitary confinement,
+and might be taken to have repented of her rash accusation were
+it baseless. I counted somewhat on this; and more on the effect
+of so sudden a summons to my presence. But at first sight it
+seemed that I did so without cause. Instead of the agitation
+which she had displayed when brought before me to confess, she
+now showed herself quiet and even sullen; nor did the gleam of
+passion, which I thought that I discerned smouldering in her dark
+eyes, seem to promise either weakness or repentance. However, I
+had too often observed the power of the unknown over a guilty
+conscience to despair of eliciting the truth.
+
+"I want to ask you two or three questions," I said civilly.
+"First, was M. de Vilain with you when you placed the paper in
+the hollow of the tree? Or were you alone?"
+
+I saw her eyelids quiver as with sudden fear, and her voice shook
+as she stammered, "When I placed the paper?"
+
+"Yes," I said, "when you placed the paper. I have reason to know
+that you did it. I wish to learn whether he was present, or you
+did it merely under his orders?"
+
+She looked at me, her face a shade paler, and I do not doubt that
+her mind was on the rack to divine how much I knew, and how far
+she might deny and how far confess. My tone seemed to encourage
+frankness, however, and in a moment she said, "I placed it under
+his directions."
+
+"Yes," I said drily, my last doubt resolved by the admission;
+"but that being so, why did Vilain go to the spot?"
+
+She grew still a shade paler, but in a moment she answered, "To
+meet the agent."
+
+"Then why did you place the paper in the tree?"
+
+She saw the difficulty in which she had placed herself, and for
+an instant she stared at me with the look of a wild animal caught
+in a trap. Then, "In case the agent was late," she muttered.
+
+"But since Vilain had to go to the spot, why did he not deposit
+the paper in the tree himself? Why did he send you to the place
+beforehand? Why did--" and then I broke off and cried harshly,
+"Shall I tell you why? Shall I tell you why, you false jade?"
+
+She cowered away from me at the words, and stood terror-stricken,
+gazing at me like one fascinated. But she did not answer,
+
+"Because," I cried, "your story is a tissue of lies! Because it
+was you, and you only, who stole this paper! Because--Down on
+your knees! down on your knees!" I thundered, "and confess!
+Confess, or I will have you whipped at the cart's tail, like the
+false witness you are!"
+
+She threw herself down shrieking, and caught my wife by the
+skirts, and in a breath had said all I wanted; and more than
+enough to show me that I had suspected Vilain without cause, and
+both played the simpleton myself and harried my household to
+distraction.
+
+So far good. I could arrange matters with Vilain, and probably
+avoid publicity. But what was now to be done with her?
+
+In the case of a man I should have thought no punishment too
+severe, and the utmost rigour of the law too tender for such
+perfidy; but as she was a woman, and young, and under my wife's
+protection, I hesitated. Finally, the Duchess interceding, I
+leaned to the side of that mercy which the girl had not shown to
+her lover; and thought her sufficiently punished, at the moment
+by the presence of Mademoiselle de Figeac whom I called into the
+room to witness her humiliation, and in the future by dismissal
+from my household. As this imported banishment to her father's
+country-house, where her mother, a shrewd old Bearnaise, saved
+pence and counted lentils into the soup, and saw company once a
+quarter, I had perhaps reason to be content with her
+chastisement.
+
+For the rest I sent for M. de Vilain, and by finding him
+employment in the finances, and interceding for him with the old
+Vicomte de Figeac, confirmed him in the attachment he had begun
+to feel for me before this unlucky event; nor do I doubt that I
+should have been able in time to advance him to a post worthy of
+the talents I discerned in him. But, alas, the deplorable crime,
+which so soon deprived me at one blow of my master and of power,
+put an end to this, among other and greater schemes.
+
+
+
+VII. THE GOVERNOR OF GUERET.
+
+Without attaching to dreams greater importance than a prudent man
+will always be willing to assign to the unknown and
+unintelligible, I have been in the habit of reflecting on them;
+and have observed with some curiosity that in these later years
+of my life, during which France has enjoyed peace and comparative
+prosperity, my dreams have most often reproduced the stormy rides
+and bivouacs of my youth, with all the rough and bloody
+accompaniments which our day knows only by repute. Considering
+these visions, and comparing my sleeping apathy with my daylight
+reflections, I have been led to wonder at the power of habit;
+which alone makes it possible for a man who has seen a dozen
+stricken fields, and viewed, scarcely with emotion, the slaughter
+of a hundred prisoners, to turn pale at the sight of a coach
+accident, and walk a mile rather than see a rogue hang.
+
+I am impelled to this train of thought by an adventure that
+befell me in the summer of this year 1605; and which, as it
+seemed to me in the happening to be rather an evil dream of old
+times than a waking episode of these, may afford the reader some
+diversion, besides relieving the necessary tedium of the thousand
+particulars of finance that render the five farms a study of the
+utmost intricacy.
+
+My appointment to represent the King at the Assembly of
+Chatelherault had carried me in the month of July into Poitou.
+Being there, and desirous of learning for myself whether the
+arrest of Auvergne had pacified his country to the extent
+described by the King's agents, I determined to take advantage of
+a vacation of the assembly and venture as far in that direction
+as Gueret; though Henry, fearing lest the malcontents should make
+an attempt on my person in revenge for the death of Biron, had
+strictly charged me not to approach within twenty leagues of the
+Limousin.
+
+I had with me for escort at Chatelherault a hundred horse; but,
+these seeming to be either too many or too few for the purpose, I
+took with me only ten picked men with Colet their captain, five
+servants heavily armed, and of my gentlemen Boisrueil and La
+Font. Parabere, to whom I opened my mind, consented to be my
+companion. I gave out that I was going to spend three days at
+Preuilly, to examine an estate there which I thought of buying,
+that I might have a residence in my government; and, having
+amused the curious with this statement, I got away at daybreak,
+and by an hour before noon was at Touron, where I stayed for
+dinner. That night we lay at a village, and the next day dined
+at St. Marcel. The second afternoon we reached Crozant.
+
+Here I began to observe those signs of neglect and disorder
+which, at the close of the war, had been common in all parts of
+France, but in the more favoured districts had been erased by a
+decade of peace. Briars and thorns choked the roads, which ran
+through morasses, between fields which the husbandman had
+resigned to tares and undergrowth. Ruined hamlets were common,
+and everywhere wolves and foxes and all kinds of game abounded.
+But that which roused my ire to the hottest was the state of the
+bridges, which in this country, where the fords are in winter
+impassable, had been allowed to fall into utter decay. On all
+sides I found the peasants oppressed, disheartened, and primed
+with tales of the King's severity, which those who had just cause
+to dread him had instilled into them. Bands of robbers committed
+daily excesses, and, in a word, no one thing was wanting to give
+the lie to the rose-coloured reports with which Bareilles, the
+Governor of Gueret, had amused the Council.
+
+I confess that, at sight and thought of these things--of this
+country so devoured, the King's authority so contemned, all evils
+laid at his door, all his profits diverted--my anger burned
+within me, and I said more to Parabere than was perhaps prudent,
+telling him, in particular, what I designed against Bareilles, of
+whose double-dealing I needed no further proof; by what means I
+proposed to lull his suspicions for the moment, since we must lie
+at Gueret, and how I would afterwards, on the first occasion,
+have him seized and punished.
+
+I forgot, while I avowed these things, that one weakness of
+Parabere's character which rendered him unable to believe evil of
+anyone. Even of Bareilles, though the two were the merest
+acquaintances, he could only think indulgently, because,
+forsooth, he too was a Protestant. He began to defend him
+therefore, and, seeing how the ground lay, after a time I let the
+matter drop.
+
+Still I did not think that he bad been serious in his plea, and
+that which happened on the following morning took me completely
+by surprise. We had left Crozant an hour, and I was considering
+whether, the road being bad, we should even now reach Gueret
+before night, when Parabere, who had made some excuse to ride
+forward, returned, to me with signs of embarrassment in his
+manner.
+
+"My friend," he said, "here is a message from Bareilles."
+
+"How?" I exclaimed. "A message? For whom?"
+
+"For you," he said; "the man is here."
+
+"But how did Bareilles know that I was coming?" I asked.
+
+Parabere's confusion furnished me with the answer before he
+spoke. "Do not be angry, my friend," he said. "I wanted to do
+Bareilles a good turn. I saw that you were enraged with him, and
+I thought that I could not help him better than by suggesting to
+him to come and meet you in a proper spirit, and make the
+explanations which I am sure that he has it in his power to make.
+Yesterday morning, therefore, I sent to him."
+
+"And he is here?" I said drily.
+
+Parabere admitted with a blush that he was not. His messenger
+had found Bareilles on the point of starting against a band of
+plunderers who had ravaged the country for a twelvemonth. He had
+sent me the most; civil messages therefore--but he had not come.
+"However, he will be at Gueret to-morrow," Parabere added
+cheerfully.
+
+"Will he?" I said.
+
+"I will answer for it," he answered. "In the meantime, he has
+done what he can for our comfort."
+
+"How?" I said,
+
+"He bids us not to attempt the last three leagues to Gueret to-
+night; the road is too bad. But to stay at Saury, where there is
+a good inn, and to-morrow morning he will meet us there."
+
+"If the brigands have not proved too much for him," I said.
+
+"Yes," Parabere answered, with a simplicity almost supernatural.
+"To be sure."
+
+After this, it was no use to say anything to him, though his
+officiousness would have justified the keenest reproaches. I
+swallowed my resentment, therefore, and we went on amicably
+enough, though the valley of the Creuse, in its upper and wilder
+part, through which our road now wound, offered no objects of a
+kind to soften my anger against the governor. I saw enough of
+ruins, of blocked defiles, and overgrown roads; but of returning
+prosperity and growing crops, and the King's peace, I saw no
+sign--not so much as one dead robber.
+
+About noon we alighted to eat a little at a wretched tavern by
+one of the innumerable fords. A solitary traveller who was here
+before us, and for a time kept aloof, wearing a grand and
+mysterious manner with a shabby coat, presently moved; edging
+himself up to me where I sat a little apart, eating with Parabere
+and my gentlemen.
+
+"Sir," he said, on a sudden and without preface, "I see that you
+are the leader of this party."
+
+As I was more plainly dressed than Parabere, and had been giving
+no orders, I wondered how he knew; but I answered, without any
+remark, "Well, sir; and what of that?"
+
+"You are in great danger," he replied.
+
+"I?" I said.
+
+"Yes, sir; you!" he answered.
+
+"You know me?"
+
+He shrugged his shoulders. "Not I," he said, "but those who
+speak by me. Enough that you are in danger."
+
+"From what?" I asked sceptically; while my companions stared,
+and the troopers and servants, who were just within hearing,
+listened open-mouthed.
+
+"A one-eyed woman and a one-eyed house," he answered darkly.
+Then, before I could frame a question, he turned from me as
+abruptly as he had come, and, mounting a sorry mare that stood
+near, stumbled away through the ford.
+
+It required little wit to see that the man was an astrologer, and
+one whose predictions, if they had not profited his clients more
+than himself, had been ominous indeed. I was inclined,
+therefore, to make sport of him, knowing that the pretenders to
+that art are to the true men as ten to one. But his words, and
+particularly the fact that he had asked for nothing, had
+impressed my followers differently; so that they talked of
+nothing else while we ate, and could still be heard discussing
+him in the saddle. The wildness of the road and the gloomy
+aspect of the valley had doubtless some effect on their minds;
+which a thunderstorm that shortly afterwards overtook us and
+drenched us to the skin did not tend to lighten. I was glad to
+see the roofs of Saury before us; though, on a nearer approach,
+we found all the houses except the inn ruined and tenantless; and
+even, that scorched and scarred, with the great gate that had
+once closed its courtyard prostrate in the road before it.
+
+However, in view of the country we had come through, and the
+general desolation, we were thankful to find things no worse.
+The village stood at the entrance to a gorge, with the Creuse--
+here a fast-rushing stream--running at the back of the inn. The
+latter was of good size, stone-built and tiled, and, at first,
+seemed to be empty; but the servants presently unearthed a man
+and then a boy. Fires were lit, and the horses stabled; and a
+second room with a chimney being found, Parabere and I, with
+Colet and my gentlemen, took possession of it, leaving the
+kitchen to my following.
+
+I had had my boots removed, and was drying my clothes and
+expecting supper, when Boisrueil, who was beside me, uttered an
+exclamation of amazement.
+
+"What is it?" I said.
+
+He did not answer, and I followed his eyes. A woman had just
+entered the room with a bundle of sticks. She had one eye!
+
+I confess that, for an instant, this staggered me; but a moment's
+thought reminded me that the astrologer had come from this inn to
+us, and I smiled at the credulity which would have built on a
+coincidence that was no coincidence. When the woman had retired
+again, therefore, I rallied Boisrueil on his timidity; but,
+though he admitted the correctness of my reasoning, I saw that he
+was not entirely convinced. He started whenever a shutter
+flapped, or the draughts, which searched the grim old building
+through and through, threatened to extinguish our lights. He
+hung cloaks over the windows to obviate the latter inconvenience
+he said--and was continually going out and coming back with
+gloomy looks. Parabere joined me in rallying him, which we did
+without mercy; but when I had occasion, after a while, to pass
+through the outer room I found that he was not alone in his
+fears. The troopers sat moodily listening, or muttered together;
+while the cup passed round in silence. When I bade a man go on
+an errand to the stable, four went; and when I dropped a word to
+the woman who was attending to her pot, a dozen heads were
+stretched out to catch the answer.
+
+Such a feeling--to which, in this instance, the murmur of the
+stream and the steady downpour of rain doubtless added something
+--is so contagious that I was not surprised to find Colet and La
+Font sinking under it. Only Parabere, in fact, rose quite
+superior to the notion, laughed at their fears, and drank to
+their better spirits; and, making the best of the situation, as
+became an old soldier, presently engaged me in tales of the war--
+fought again the siege of Laon, and buried men whose bodies bad
+lain for ten years under the oaks at Fontaine Francoise.
+
+Talk of this kind, which we still maintained after we had
+despatched our supper, was sufficiently engrossing to erase
+Boisrueil's fancies entirely from my mind. They were recalled by
+his sudden entrance, with Colet at his elbow, the faces of both
+full of importance. I saw that they had something to say, and
+asked what it was.
+
+"We have been examining the back gate, M. le Marquis," Colet
+said.
+
+"Well, man?"
+
+"It is barricaded, and cannot be opened," he answered.
+
+"Well," I said again, "there is nothing wonderful in that.
+Anyone can see that there has been rough work here. The front
+gate was stormed, I suppose, and the back one left standing."
+
+"But if is so barricaded that it is not possible to open it," he
+objected. "And the men have an idea--"
+
+"Well?" I said, seeing that he hesitated.
+
+"That this is a one-eyed house."
+
+Parabere laughed loudly. "Of course it is!" he said. "That
+strolling rogue saw the gate as well as the woman, and made his
+profit of them."
+
+"Pardon, sir!" Boisrueil answered bluntly, "That is just what he
+did not do!"
+
+"Well," I said, silencing him by a gesture, "is that all?"
+
+"No," he replied; "I have tasted the men's wine."
+
+"And it is drugged?"
+
+"No," he said. "On the contrary, it is a great deal too good for
+the price--or the house. And you ordered a litre apiece. Some
+have had two, and not asked twice for it!"
+
+"Ho, ho!" I said, staring at him. "Are you sure of that?"
+
+"Quite!" he said.
+
+I was genuinely startled at last; but Parabere still made light
+of it. "What!" he said. "Are we a pack of nervous women, or
+one poor traveller in a solitary inn, that we see shadows and
+shake at them?"
+
+"The inn is solitary enough," Boisrueil grumbled.
+
+"But we are twenty swords!" Parabere retorted, opening his eyes
+wide. "Why, I have ridden all day in an enemy's country with
+less!"
+
+"And been beaten with more at Craon."
+
+"But, man alive, that was in a battle, and by an army!"
+
+"Well, and there may be a battle and an army here," Boisrueil
+answered sulkily,
+
+I was inclined to laugh at this as extravagance; but seeing that
+La Font and Colet sided with Boisrueil, I remembered that the
+latter was no coward though a great gossip; and I thought better
+of it. Accordingly, resolving to look into the thing myself, I
+bade La Font fetch a couple of lanthorns, and, when he had done
+so, went out with him and Boisrueil as if I had a mind to go
+round the horses before I retired. Parabere declined to
+accompany me on the ground that he would not be at the pains of
+it; and Colet I left in the kitchen to keep an eye on the man and
+woman.
+
+There was no moon, rain was still falling, and the yard, crowded
+with steaming, shivering horses, was dreary enough where the
+lanthorns displayed it; but, accustomed to such a sight, I made,
+without regarding it, for the gate, which a moment's examination
+showed to be barricaded, as they had described, with great beams
+and stones. In this there was nothing beyond the ordinary, one
+entrance to a house being in troublous times better than two; but
+Boisrueil, bidding me kneel and look lower, I found, when I did
+so, that the soil under the beams--which did not touch the ground
+by some inches--was wet, and I began to understand. When he
+asked me at what hour rain had begun to fall, I answered two in
+the afternoon, and drew at once the inference at which he aimed--
+that the beams had been put there, and the gate barricaded, at
+some later hour.
+
+"We reached here at six," he said; "it was done some time between
+two and six, my lord; therefore to-day. To-day," he repeated in
+a low voice; "and by a dozen men at least, Fewer could not move
+those beams."
+
+"And the object?"
+
+"To prevent our escape."
+
+"But who are they?" I said, looking at him.
+
+"The woman knows," he answered. "We must ask her, my lord."
+
+I assented; and we went back into the house, where it would not
+have surprised me if we had found the wretches flown and the nest
+empty. But Colet had done his work too well. They were both
+there, and, in a moment, at a signal from Boisrueil, were secured
+and pinioned. Parabere, hearing the scuffle, came out and would
+have remonstrated, but I silenced him with a sharp word; and,
+despatching La Font with a couple of discreet men to keep watch
+in the court that we might not be surprised, I bade one of the
+servants throw some fir-cones on the fire. These, blazing up,
+filled the squalid room in a moment with a glare of light, which
+revealed alike the livid faces of the two prisoners and the
+excited looks and dark countenances of my escort.
+
+I bade them put the woman forward first, and addressed her
+sternly, telling her that I knew all, and that she would do well
+to confess; inasmuch as if she made a clean breast of the matter,
+I would grant her her life, and if she did not, she would be the
+first to die, since I would hang her were a single shot fired
+against the house.
+
+The promise found her unmoved, but the threat, uttered in a tone
+which showed that I was in earnest, proved more effectual. With
+an ugly look, under which my men shrank as if her eye had power
+to scorch them, the hag said that she would confess, and, with
+impotent rage, admitted the truth of Boisrueil's surmises. The
+rearward gate had been barricaded that afternoon by the Great
+Band, who had had notice of our coming, and intended to attack us
+at midnight. I asked her how many they mustered.
+
+"A hundred," she answered sullenly.
+
+"Very well," I said. "And, supposing that we do not wait for
+them, how shall we escape? By the road to Gueret?"
+
+"Fifty lie in ambush on it."
+
+"By the road by which we came?"
+
+"The other fifty lie there."
+
+"Across the river?"
+
+"There is no ford."
+
+"Then in the village? If we seize some other building?"
+
+"The village is watched, and this house," she answered, with a
+sparkle of joy in her eye.
+
+At that the position began to assume so serious an aspect that I
+turned to Parabere to take his advice. We numbered twenty in
+all, and were well armed; but five to one are large odds, and we
+had little ammunition, while, for all we knew, the house might be
+fired with ease from the outside. The roads north and south
+being occupied, and the river enclosing us on the west, there
+remained only one direction in which escape seemed possible; but,
+as we knew nothing of the country, and the brigands everything,
+the desperate idea of plunging into it blindly, at night, and
+with pursuers at our heels, was dismissed as soon as formed.
+
+Parabere interrupted these calculations by drawing me aside into
+the room in which we had supped, where, after rallying me on the
+whimsical notion of the Grand Master of the Ordnance and Governor
+of the Bastile being besieged in a paltry inn, he confessed that
+he had been wrong, and that the adventure was likely to prove
+serious. "Ten to one this is the very band that Bareilles is
+pursuing," he said.
+
+"Very likely," I answered bluntly; "but the question is how are
+we to evade them. Are we to fight or fly?"
+
+"Well, for lighting," he replied coolly; "the front gate lies in
+the road, there are no shutters to half the windows, the door is
+crazy, and there is a thatched pent-house against one wall."
+
+"And no help-nearer than Gueret."
+
+"Three leagues," he assented. "And from that we are cut off.
+Fifty men in the gorge might hold it against five hundred.
+Better man the courtyard here than that, tether the horses in the
+gateway, and fight it out." "Perhaps so," I said; and we looked
+at one another, hearing through the open door the men muttering
+and whispering in the kitchen, and above their voices the dull
+murmur of the stream, which seemed of a piece with the bleak
+night outside, the ruined hamlet, and the danger that lurked
+round us. Bitterly repenting the hardihood that had led me to
+expose myself to such risks in breach of the King's commandment,
+I found it difficult to direct my mind to the immediate question.
+So many reflections connected with my mission at Chatelherault
+and other affairs of state would intrude that I seemed to be
+occupied rather with the results of my death at this juncture,
+and particularly the injury which it must inflict on the King's
+service, than with the question how I could escape.
+
+However, Parabere soon recalled me to the point. "It is now ten
+o'clock," he said in a placid tone; "we have two hours."
+
+"Yes," I answered; then, as if my mind had all the time been
+running in an under-current to the desired goal, I continued,
+"And we must make the most of them. We must remove the
+barricade, in the dark and quietly, from the rear to the front
+gate. Do you see? Then the moment they sound the attack in
+front we must slip out at the back, make a dash for the road, and
+through the gorge to Gueret."
+
+"Good," Parabere assented, with the utmost coolness. "Why not?
+Let us do it."
+
+We went in, and in a moment the orders were given, and, the men
+being charged to be silent and to make as little noise as
+possible over the work, we had every hope of accomplishing it
+undetected. To go out into the road and raise and replace the
+shattered gate would have been too bold a step. We contented
+ourselves, therefore, with removing four great baulks of timber
+from the one gate to the other, and placing them across the gap
+in such a manner that, being supported by large stones, they
+formed a pretty high barrier. To these, at Boisrueil's
+suggestion, were added three doors which we forced from their
+hinges in the house, and behind the whole, to cover our retreat
+the better, we tethered six sumpter horses in two lines.
+
+It remained only to unbar the rear gate and see that it opened
+easily. This being done, as we had done all the rest, stealthily
+and in darkness, and by men who dared not speak above a whisper,
+I gave the word to hang the male prisoner and gag and bind the
+woman. Colet undertook these duties, and with a grim humour of
+his own hung the rascally host on the threshold where the
+brigands must run against him when they entered. Then I directed
+every man to saddle and bridle his nag and stand by it, and so we
+waited with what patience we might for the DENOUEMENT.
+
+It seemed very long in coming, yet when it did, what with the
+restless movements of the horses and the melancholy murmur of the
+stream, it well-nigh took us by surprise. It was Boisrueil who
+touched my sleeve and made me aware of a low trampling on the
+road outside, a sound that had scarcely become clearly audible
+before it ceased. I judged that the moment was come, and passed
+the word in a whisper to open the gates. Unfortunately, they
+creaked, and I feared for a moment that I had been premature; but
+before they were more than ajar a harsh whistle startled the
+silence, a flare blazed up on the road, and a voice cried to
+charge.
+
+On the instant the ground shook under the assailants' rush, but
+the barricade, which doubtless took the rogues by surprise,
+brought them to a sudden stop, and gave us time to file out. The
+heavy rain which was failing served to cover our movements almost
+as well as the baggage horses which we had posted for the
+purpose; while we ran the less risk, inasmuch as the flare they
+had kindled lit up the upper part of the house but left the
+courtyard in perfect darkness.
+
+Naturally, once outside, we did not linger to see what happened,
+but, filing in a line and like ghosts up the bank of the stream,
+were glad to hit on the road a hundred and fifty paces away,
+where it entered the gorge. Here, where it was as dark as pitch,
+we whipped our horses into a canter and made a good pace for half
+a league, then, drawing rein, let our horses trot until the
+league was out. By that time we were through the gorge, and I
+gave the word to pull up, that we might listen and learn whether
+we were pursued. Before the order had quite brought us to a
+standstill, however, two figures on a sudden rose out of the
+darkness before us and barred the way. I was riding in the front
+rank, abreast of Parabere and La Font, and I had just time to lay
+my hand on a pistol when one of the figures spoke.
+
+"Well, M. le Capitaine, what luck?" he cried, advancing, and
+drawing rein to turn with us.
+
+I saw his mistake, and, raising my hand to check those behind,
+muttered in my beard that all had gone well.
+
+"You got the man?"
+
+"Yes," I said, peering at him through the darkness.
+
+"Good!" he answered. "Then now for Bareilles, supper, and a
+full purse; and afterwards, for me, the quietest corner of
+France! The King will make a fine outcry, and I do not trust one
+gov--"
+
+In a flash Parabere had him by the throat, and dragged him in a
+grip of iron on to the withers of his horse. Still he managed to
+utter a cry, and the other rascal, taking the alarm, whipped his
+horse round, and in a second got a start of twenty paces. Colet,
+a light man and well mounted, was after him in a trice, and we
+heard them go ding-dong, ding-dong, through the darkness for a
+mile or more as it seemed to us. Then a sharp scream came
+faintly down the wind.
+
+"Good!" Parabere said cheerfully. "Let us be jogging." He had
+tied his prisoner neck and knees over the saddle before him.
+
+"You heard what he said?" I muttered, as we moved on.
+
+"Perfectly," he answered in the same tone.
+
+"And you think?"
+
+"I think, Grand Master," he replied drily, "that the sooner you
+are out of La Marche and Bareilles' government the longer you are
+likely to live."
+
+I was quite of that opinion myself, having drawn the same
+inferences from the words the prisoner had uttered. But for the
+moment I had no alternative save to go on, and put a bold face on
+the matter; and accordingly I led the way forward at as fast a
+pace as the darkness and the jaded state of our horses permitted.
+Colet presently joined us, and half an hour later a bunch of
+lights which appeared on the side of a hill in front proclaimed
+that we were nearing Gueret. From this point half a league
+across a rushy bottom and through a ford brought us to the gate,
+which opened before we summoned it. I had taken care to call to
+the van one of my men who knew the town; and he guided us
+quickly, no one challenging us, through a number of foul, narrow
+streets and under dark archways, among which a stranger must have
+gone astray. We reached at last a good-sized square, on one side
+of which--though the rest of the town lay buried in darkness--a
+large building, which I judged to be Bareilles' residence,
+exposed a dozen lighted windows to the street. Two or three
+figures lounged half-seen on the wide stone steps which led up to
+the entrance, and the rattle of dice, with a murmur of voices,
+came from the windows. Without a moment's hesitation I
+dismounted at the foot of the steps, and, bidding La Font and
+Boisrueil attend me, with three of the servants, I directed Colet
+to withdraw with the rest and the horses to the farther end of
+the square.
+
+Dreading nothing so much as that I might lose the advantage of
+surprise, I put aside two of the men on the steps who would have
+questioned me, and strode boldly across the stone landing at the
+head of the flight. Here I found two doors facing me, and
+foresaw the possibility of error; but I was relieved from the
+burden of choosing by the sudden appearance at one of them of
+Bareilles himself. The place was lit only by an oil lamp, and,
+for a reason best known to himself, he did not look directly at
+me, but stood with his head half-turned as he said,
+
+"Well, Martin, is it done?"
+
+I heard the dicers hold their hands to catch the answer, and in
+the silence a bottle in some unsteady hand clinked against a
+glass. Through the half-open door behind him it was possible to
+see a long table, laid and glittering with steel and plate; and
+all seemed to wait.
+
+Parabere broke the spell. "We are late!" he said in a ringing
+voice, which startled the governor as if it had been the voice of
+doom. "But we could not have found you better prepared, it
+seems. Do you always sup as late as this?"
+
+For a moment the villain could not speak, but leaned against the
+doorpost, with his cheeks gone white and his jaw fallen, the most
+pitiable spectacle to be conceived. I affected to see nothing,
+however, but went by him easily, and into the room, drawing off
+my gauntlets as entered. The dicers, from their seats beside a
+table on the hearth, gazed at me, turned to stone. I took up a
+glass, filled it, and drank it off. "Now I am better!" I said.
+"But this is not the warmest of welcomes, M. de Bareilles."
+
+He muttered something, looking fearfully from one to another of
+us; and, his hand shaking, filled a glass and pledged me. The
+wine gave him courage and impudence: he began to speak; and
+though his hurried sentences and excited manner must have
+betrayed him to the least suspicious, we pretended to see
+nothing, but rather to congratulate ourselves on his late hours
+and timely preparations. And certainly nothing could have seemed
+more cheerful in comparison with the squalid inn and miry road
+from which we came than this smiling feast; if death had not
+seemed to my eyes to lurk behind it.
+
+"I thought it likely that you would lie at Saury," he said, with
+a ghastly smile.
+
+"And yet made this preparation for us?" I answered politely, yet
+letting a little of my real mind be seen. "Well, as a fact, M.
+Bareilles, save for one thing we should have lain there."
+
+"And that thing?" he asked, his tongue almost failing him as he
+put the question.
+
+"The fact that you have a villain in your company," I answered.
+
+"What?" he stammered.
+
+"A villain, M. le Capitaine Martin," I continued sternly. "You
+sent him out this morning against the Great Band; instead, he
+took it upon him to lay a plot for me, from which I have only
+narrowly escaped."
+
+"Martin?"
+
+"Yes, M. de Bareilles, Martin!" I answered roundly, fixing him
+with my eyes; while Parabere went quietly to the door, and stood
+by it. "If I am not mistaken, I hear him at this moment
+dismounting below. Let us understand one another therefore, I
+propose to sup with you, but I shall not sit down until he
+hangs."
+
+It would be useless for me to attempt to paint the mixture of
+horror, perplexity, and shame which distorted Bareilles'
+countenance as I spoke these words. While Parabere's attitude
+and my demeanour gave him clearly to understand that we suspected
+the truth, if we did not know it, our coolness and the very
+nature of my demand imposed upon his fears and led him to believe
+that we had a regiment at our call. He knew, too, that that
+which might be done in a ruined hamlet might not be done in the
+square at Gueret; and his knees trembled under him. He muttered
+that he did not understand; that we must be mistaken. What
+evidence had we?
+
+"The best!" I answered grimly. "If you wish to hear it, I will
+send for it; but witnesses have sometimes loose tongues,
+Bareilles, and he may not stop at the Capitaine Martin."
+
+He started and glared at me. From me his eyes passed to
+Parabere; then he shuddered, and looked down at the table. As he
+leaned against it, I heard the glasses tinkling softly. At last
+he muttered that the man must have a trial.
+
+I shrugged my shoulders, and would have answered that that was
+his business; but at the moment a heavy step rang on the stone
+steps, the door was flung hastily open, and a dark-complexioned
+man came in with his hat on. The stranger was splashed to the
+chin, and his face wore an expression of savage annoyance; but
+this gave place the instant he saw us to one of intense surprise,
+while the words he had had on his lips died away, and he stood
+nonplussed. I turned to M. de Bareilles.
+
+"Who is this?" I said harshly.
+
+"One of my lieutenants," he answered in a stifled tone.
+
+"M. le Capitaine Martin?"
+
+"The same," he answered.
+
+"Very well," I replied. "You have heard my terms."
+
+He stood clutching the table, and in the bright light of the
+candles that burned on it his face was horrible. Still he
+managed to speak. "M. le Capitaine, call four men," he muttered.
+
+"Monsieur?" the Captain answered.
+
+"Call four men--four of your men," Bareilles repeated with an
+effort.
+
+The Captain turned and went downstairs in amazement, returning
+immediately after with four troopers at his heels.
+
+Bareilles' face was ghastly. "Take M. le Capitaine's sword," he
+said to them.
+
+The Captain's jaw fell, and, stepping back a pace, he looked from
+one to another. But all were silent; he found every eye upon
+him, and, doubtful and taken by surprise, he unbuckled his sword
+and flung it with an oath upon the floor.
+
+"To the garden with him!" Bareilles continued, hoarsely.
+"Quick! Take him! I will send you your orders."
+
+They laid hands on the man mechanically, and, unnerved by the
+suddenness of the affair, the silence, and the presence of so
+many strangers,--ignorant, too, what was doing or what was meant,
+he went unresisting. They marched him out heavily; the door
+closed behind them; we stood waiting. The glittering table, the
+lights, the arrested dicers, all the trivial preparations for a
+carouse that at another time must have given a cheerful aspect to
+the room, produced instead the most sombre impression. I waited,
+but, seeing that Bareilles did not move, I struck the table with
+my gauntlet. "The order!" I said, sharply; "the order!"
+
+He slunk to a table in a corner where there was ink, and scrawled
+it. I took it from his hand, and, giving it to Boisrueil, "Take
+it," I said, "and the three men on the landing, and see the order
+carried out. When it is over, come and tell me."
+
+He took the order and disappeared, La Font after him. I remained
+in the room with Parabere, Bareilles, and the dicers. The
+minutes passed slowly, no one speaking; Bareilles standing with
+his head sunk on his breast, and a look of utter despair on his
+countenance. At length Boisrueil and La Font returned. The
+former nodded.
+
+"Very well," I said. "Then let us sup, gentlemen. Come, M. de
+Bareilles, your place is at the head of the table. Parabere, sit
+here. Gentlemen, I have not the honour of knowing you, but here
+are places."
+
+And we supped; but not all with the same appetite. Bareilles,
+silent, despairing, a prey to the bitterest remorse, sat low in
+his chair, and, if I read his face aright, had no thought but of
+vengeance. But, assured that by forcing him to that which must
+for ever render him odious--and particularly among his inferiors
+--I had sapped his authority at the root, I took care only that
+he should not leave us. I directed Colet to unsaddle and bivouac
+in the garden, and myself lay all night with Parabere and
+Bareilles in the room in which we had supped, Boisrueil and La
+Font taking turns to keep the door.
+
+To have betrayed too much haste to be gone might have proved as
+dangerous as a long delay; and our horses needed rest. But an
+hour before noon next day I gave the order and we mounted in the
+square, in the presence of a mixed mob of soldiers and townsfolk,
+whom it needed but a spark to kindle. I took care that that
+spark should be wanting, however; and to that end I compelled
+Bareilles to mount and ride with us as far as Saury. Here, where
+I found the inn burned and the woman murdered, I should have done
+no more than justice had I hung him as well; and I think that he
+half expected it. But reflecting that he had a score of
+relations in Poitou who might give trouble, and, besides that,
+his position called for some degree of consideration, I parted
+with him gravely, and hastened to put as many leagues between us
+as possible. That night we slept at Crozant, and the next at St.
+Gaultier.
+
+It was chiefly in consequence of the observations I made during
+this journey that Henry, in the following October, marched into
+the Limousin with a considerable force and received the
+submission of the governors. The details of that expedition, in
+the course of which he put to death ten or twelve of the more
+disorderly, will be found in another place. It remains for me
+only to add here that Bareilles was not of them. He escaped a
+fate he richly deserved by flying betimes with Bassignac to
+Sedan. Of his ultimate fate I know nothing; but a week after my
+return to the Arsenal, a man called on me who turned out to be
+the astrologer. I gave him fifty crowns.
+
+
+
+VIII. THE OPEN SHUTTER.
+
+Few are ignorant of that weakness of the vulgar which leads them
+to admire in the great not so much the qualities which deserve
+admiration as those which, in the eyes of the better-informed,
+are defects; so that the amours of Caesar, the clock-making of
+Charles, and the jests of Coligny are more in the mouths of men
+than their statesmanship or valour. For one thing commendable,
+two that are diverting are told; and for one man who in these
+days recalls the thousand great and wise deeds of the late King a
+thousand remember his occasional freaks, the duel he would have
+fought, or his habit of visiting the streets of Paris by night
+and in disguise. That this last has been much exaggerated, I can
+myself bear witness; for though Varenne or Coquet, the Master of
+the Household, were his usual companions on these occasions, he
+seldom failed to confess to me after the event, and more than
+once I accompanied him.
+
+If I remember rightly, it was in April or May of this year, 1606,
+and consequently a few days after his return from Sedan, that he
+surprised me one night as I sat at supper, and, requesting me to
+dismiss my servants, let me know that he was in a flighty mood;
+and that nothing would content him but to play the Caliph in my
+company. I was not too willing, for I did not fail to recognise
+the risk to which these expeditions exposed his person; but, in
+the end, I consented, making only the condition that Maignan
+should follow us at a distance. This he conceded, and I sent for
+two plain suits, and we dressed in my closet. The King,
+delighted with the frolic, was in his wildest mood. He uttered
+an infinity of jests, and cut a thousand absurd antics; and,
+rallying me on my gravity, soon came near to making me repent of
+the easiness which had led me to fall in with his humour.
+
+However, it was too late to retreat, and in a moment we were
+standing in the street. It would not have surprised me if he had
+celebrated his freedom by some noisy extravagance there; but he
+refrained, and contented himself--while Maignan locked the
+postern behind us--with cocking his hat and lugging forward his
+sword, and assuming an air of whimsical recklessness, as if an
+adventure were to be instantly expected.
+
+But the moon had not yet risen, the night was dark, and for some
+time we met with nothing more diverting than a stumble over a
+dead dog, a word with a forward wench, or a narrow escape from
+one of those liquid douches that render the streets perilous for
+common folk and do not spare the greatest. Naturally, I began to
+tire, and wished myself with all my heart back at the Arsenal;
+but Henry, whose spirits a spice of danger never failed to raise,
+found a hundred things to be merry over, and some of which he
+made a great tale of afterwards. He would go on; and presently,
+in the Rue de ]a Pourpointerie, which we entered as the clocks
+struck the hour before midnight, his persistence was rewarded.
+
+By that time the moon had risen; but, naturally, few were abroad
+so late, and such as were to be seen belonged to a class among
+whom even Henry did not care to seek adventures. Our
+astonishment was great therefore when, half-way down the street--
+a street of tall, mean houses neither better nor much worse than
+others in that quarter--we saw, standing in the moonlight at an
+open door, a boy about seven years old.
+
+The King saw him first, and, pressing my arm, stood still. On
+the instant the child, who had probably seen us before we saw
+him, advanced into the road to us. "Messieurs," he said,
+standing up boldly before us and looking at us without fear, "my
+father is ill, and I cannot close the shutter."
+
+The boy's manner, full of self-possession, and his tone,
+remarkable at his age, took us so completely by surprise--to say
+nothing of the late hour and the deserted street, which gave
+these things their full effect--that for a moment neither of us
+answered. Then the King spoke. "Indeed, M. l'Empereur," he said
+gravely; "and where is the shutter?"
+
+The boy pointed to an open shutter at the top of the house behind
+him.
+
+"Ah!" Henry said. "And you wish us to close it?"
+
+"If you please, messieurs."
+
+"We do please," Henry replied, saluting him with mock reverence.
+"You may consider the shutter closed. Lead on, Monsieur; we
+follow."
+
+For the first time the boy looked doubtful; but he turned without
+saying anything, and passing through the doorway, was in an
+instant lost in the pitchy darkness of the entry. I laid my hand
+on the King's arm, and tried to induce him not to follow; fearing
+much that this might be some new thieves' trap, leading nowhither
+save to the POIRE D'ANGOISSE and the poniard. But the attempt
+was hopeless from the first; he broke from me and entered, and I
+followed him.
+
+We groped for the balustrade and found it, and began to ascend,
+guided by the boy's voice; who kept a little before us, saying
+continually, "This way, messieurs; this way!" His words had so
+much the sound of a signal, and the staircase was so dark and
+ill-smelling, that, expecting every moment to be seized or to
+have a knife in my back, I found it almost interminable. At
+last, however, a gleam of light appeared above us, the boy opened
+a door, and we found ourselves standing on a mean, narrow
+landing, the walls of which had once been whitewashed. The child
+signed to us to enter, and we followed him into a bare attic,
+where our heads nearly touched the ceiling.
+
+"Messieurs, the air is keen," he said in a curiously formal tone.
+"Will you please to close the shutter?"
+
+The King, amused and full of wonder, looked round. The room
+contained little besides a table, a stool, and a lamp standing in
+a basin on the floor; but an alcove, curtained with black, dingy
+hangings, broke one wall. "Your father lies there?" Henry said,
+pointing to it.
+
+"Yes, monsieur."
+
+"He feels the cold?"
+
+"Yes, monsieur. Will you please to close the shutter?"
+
+I went to it, and, leaning out, managed, with a little
+difficulty, to comply. Meanwhile, the King, gazing curiously at
+the curtains, gradually approached the alcove. He hesitated
+long, he told me afterwards, before he touched the hangings; but
+at length, feeling sure that there was something more in the
+business than appeared, he did so. Drawing one gently aside, as
+I turned from the window, he peered in; and saw just what he had
+been led to expect--a huddled form covered with dingy bed-clothes
+and a grey head lying on a ragged, yellow pillow. The man's face
+was turned to the wall; but, as the light fell on him, he sighed
+and, with a shiver, began to move. The King dropped the curtain.
+
+The adventure had not turned out as well as he had hoped; and,
+with a whimsical look at me, he laid a crown on the table, said a
+kind word to the boy, and we went out. In a moment we were in
+the street.
+
+It was my turn now to rally him, and I did so without mercy;
+asking if he knew of any other beauteous damsel who wanted her
+shutter closed, and whether this was the usual end of his
+adventures. He took the jest in good part, laughing fully as
+loudly at himself as I laughed; and in this way we had gone a
+hundred paces or so very merrily, when, on a sudden, he stopped.
+
+"What is it, sire?" I asked.
+
+"Hola!" he said, "The boy was clean."
+
+"Clean?"
+
+"Yes; hands, face, clothes. All clean."
+
+"Well, sire?"
+
+"How could he be? His father in bed, no one even to close the
+shutter. How could he be clean?"
+
+"But, if he was, sire?"
+
+For answer Henry seized me by the arm, turned me round without a
+word, and in a moment was hurrying me back to the house. I
+thought that he was going thither again, and followed
+reluctantly; but twenty paces short of the door he crossed the
+street, and drew me into a doorway. "Can you see the shutter?"
+he said. "Yes? Then watch it, my friend."
+
+I had no option but to resign myself, and I nodded. A moist and
+chilly wind, which blew through the street and penetrating our
+cloaks made us shiver, did not tend to increase my enthusiasm;
+but the King was proof even against this, as well as against the
+kennel smells and the tedium of waiting, and presently his
+persistence was rewarded. The shutter swung slowly open, the
+noise made by its collision with the wall coming clearly to our
+ears. A minute later the boy appeared in the doorway, and stood
+looking up and down.
+
+"Well," the King whispered in my ear, "what do you make of that,
+my friend?"
+
+I muttered that it must be a beggar's trick.
+
+"They would not earn a crown in a month," he answered. There
+must be something more than that at the bottom of it."
+
+Beginning to share his curiosity, I was about to propose that we
+should sally out and see if the boy would repeat his overture to
+us, when I caught the sound of footsteps coming along the street.
+"Is it Maignan?" the King whispered, looking out cautiously.
+
+"No, sire," I said. "He is in yonder doorway."
+
+Before Henry could answer, the appearance of two strangers coming
+along the roadway confirmed my statement. They paused opposite
+the boy, and he advanced to them. Too far off to hear precisely
+what passed, we were near enough to be sure that the dialogue was
+in the main the same as that in which we had taken part. The men
+were cloaked, too, as were we, and presently they went in, as we
+had gone in. All, in fact, happened as it had happened to us,
+and after the necessary interval we saw and heard the shutter
+closed.
+
+"Well," the King said, "what do you make of that?"
+
+"The shutter is the catch-word, sire."
+
+"Ay, but what is going on up there?" he asked. And he rubbed
+his hands.
+
+I had no explanation to give, however, and shook my head; and we
+stood awhile, watching silently. At the end of five minutes the
+two men came out again and walked off the way they had come, but
+more briskly. Henry moreover, whose observation was all his life
+most acute, remarked that whatever they had been doing they
+carried away lighter hearts than they had brought. And I thought
+the same.
+
+Indeed, I was beginning to take my full share of interest in the
+adventure; and in place of wondering, as before, at Henry's
+persistence, found it more natural to admire the keenness which
+he had displayed in scenting a mystery. I was not surprised,
+therefore, when he gripped my arm to gain my attention, and, a
+the window fell slowly open again, drew me quickly into the
+street, and hurried me across it and through the doorway of the
+house.
+
+"Up!" he muttered in my ear. "Quickly and quietly, man! If
+there are to be other visitors, we will play the spy. But
+softly, softly; here is the boy!"
+
+We stood aside against the wall, scarcely daring to breathe; and
+the child, guiding himself by the handrail, passed us in the dark
+without suspicion, and pattered on down the staircase. We
+remained as we were until we heard him cross the threshold, and
+then we crept up; not to the uppermost landing, where the light,
+when the door was opened, must betray us, but to that immediately
+below it. There we took our stand in the angle of the stairs and
+waited, the King, between amusement at the absurdity of our
+position and anxiety lest we should betray ourselves, going off
+now and again into stifled laughter, from which he vainly strove
+to restrain himself by pinching me.
+
+I was not in so gay a mood myself, however, the responsibility of
+his safety lying heavy upon me; while the possibility that the
+adventure might prove no less tragical in the sequel than it now
+appeared comical, did not fail to present itself to my eyes in
+the darkest colours. When we had watched, therefore, five
+minutes more--which seemed to me an hour--I began to lose faith;
+and I was on the point of undertaking to persuade Henry to
+withdraw, when the voices of men speaking at the door below
+reached us, and told me that it was too late. The next moment
+their steps crossed the threshold, and they began to ascend, the
+boy saying continually, "This way, messieurs, this way!" and
+preceding them as he had preceded us. We heard them approach,
+breathing heavily, and but for the balustrade, by which I felt
+sure that they would guide themselves, and which stood some feet
+from our corner, I should have been in a panic lest they should
+blunder against us. But they passed safely, and a moment later
+the boy opened the door of the room above. We heard them go in,
+and without a second's hesitation we crept up after them,
+following them so closely that the door was scarcely shut before
+we were at it. We heard, therefore, what passed from the first:
+the child's request that they would close the shutter, their
+hasty compliance, and the silence, strange and pregnant, which
+followed, and which was broken at last by a solemn voice. "We
+have closed one shutter," it said, "but the shutter of God's
+mercy Is never closed."
+
+"Amen," a second person answered in a tone so distant and muffled
+that it needed no great wit to guess whence it came, or that the
+speaker was behind the curtains of the alcove. "Who are you?"
+
+"The cure of St. Marceau," the first speaker replied.
+
+"And whom do you bring to me?"
+
+"A sinner."
+
+"What has he done?"
+
+"He will tell you."
+
+"I am listening."
+
+There was a pause on this, a long pause; which was broken at
+length by a third speaker, in a tone half sullen, half miserable.
+"I have robbed my master," he said.
+
+"Of how much?"
+
+"Fifty livres."
+
+"Why?"
+
+"I lost it at play."
+
+"And you are sorry."
+
+"I must be sorry," the man panted with sudden fierceness, "or
+hang!" Hidden though he was from us, there was a tremor in his
+voice that told a tale of pallid cheeks and shaking knees,and a
+terror fast rising to madness.
+
+"He makes up his accounts to-morrow?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+Someone in the room groaned; it should have been the culprit, but
+unless I was mistaken the sound came through the curtains. A
+long pause followed. Then, "And if I help you," the muffled
+voice resumed, "will you swear to lead an honest life?"
+
+But the answer may be guessed. I need not repeat the assurances,
+the protestations and vows of repentance, the cries and tears of
+gratitude which ensue; and to which the poor wretch, stripped of
+his sullen indifference, completely abandoned himself. Suffice
+it that we presently heard the clinking of coins, a word or two
+of solemn advice from the cure, and a man's painful sobbing; then
+the King touched my arm, and we crept down the stairs. I was for
+stopping on the landing where we had hidden ourselves before; but
+Henry drew me on to the foot of the stairs and into the street.
+
+He turned towards home, and for some time did not speak. At
+length he asked me what I thought of it.
+
+"In what way, sire?"
+
+"Do you not think," he said in a voice of much emotion, "that if
+we could do what he does, and save a man instead of hanging him,
+it would be better?"
+
+"For the man, sire, doubtless," I answered drily; "but for the
+State it might not be so well. If mercy became the rule and
+justice the exception--there would be fewer bodies at Montfaucon
+and more in the streets at daylight. I feel much greater doubt
+on another point."
+
+Shaking off the moodiness that had for a moment overcome him,
+Henry asked with vivacity what that was.
+
+"Who he is, and what is his motive?"
+
+"Why?" the King replied in some surprise--he was ever of so kind
+a nature that an appeal to his feelings displaced his judgment.
+"What should he be but what he seems?"
+
+"Benevolence itself?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Well, sire, I grant that he may be M. de Joyeuse, who has spent
+his life in passing in and out of monasteries, and has performed
+so many tricks of the kind that I could believe anything of him.
+But if it be not he--"
+
+"It was not his voice," Henry said, positively.
+
+"Then there is something here," I answered, "still unexplained.
+Consider the oddity of the conception, sire, the secrecy of the
+performance, the hour, the mode, all the surrounding
+circumstances! I can imagine a man currying favour with the
+basest and most dangerous class by such means. I can imagine a
+conspiracy recruited by such means. I can imagine this
+shibboleth of the shutter grown to a watchword as deadly as the
+'TUEZ!' of '72. I can imagine all that, but I cannot imagine a
+man acting thus out of pure benevolence."
+
+"No?" Henry said, thoughtfully. "Well, I think that I agree
+with you." and far from being displeased with my warmth (as is
+the manner of some sovereigns when their best friends differ from
+them), he came over to my opinion so completely as to halt and
+express his intention of returning and probing the matter to the
+bottom. Midnight had gone, however; it would take some little
+time to retrace our steps; and with some difficulty I succeeded
+in dissuading him, promising instead to make inquiries on the
+morrow, and having learned who lived in the house, to turn the
+whole affair into a report, which should be submitted to him.
+
+This amused and satisfied him, and, expressing himself well
+content with the evening's diversion--though we had done nothing
+unworthy either of a King or a Minister--he parted from me at the
+Arsenal, and went home with his suite.
+
+It did not occur to me at the time that I had promised to do
+anything difficult; but the news which my agents brought me next
+day--that the uppermost floor of the house in the Rue
+Pourpointerie was empty--put another face upon the matter. The
+landlord declared that he knew nothing of the tenant, who had
+rented the rooms, ready furnished, by the week; and as I had not
+seen the man's face, there remained only two sources whence I
+could get the information I needed--the child, and the cure of
+St. Marceau.
+
+I did not know where to look for the former, however; and I had
+to depend on the cure. But here I carne to an obstacle I might
+easily have foreseen. I found him, though an honest man,
+obdurate in upholding his priest's privileges; to all my
+inquiries he replied that the matter touched the confessional,
+and was within his vows; and that he neither could, nor dared--to
+please anyone, or for any cause, however plausible--divulge the
+slightest detail of the affair. I had him summoned to the
+arsenal, and questioned him myself, and closely; but of all
+armour that of the Roman priesthood is the most difficult to
+penetrate, and I quickly gave up the attempt.
+
+Baffled in the only direction in which I could hope for success,
+I had to confess my defeat to the King, whose curiosity was only
+piqued the more by the rebuff. He adjured me not to let the
+matter drop, and, suggesting a number of persons among whom I
+might possibly find the unknown, proposed also some theories. Of
+these, one that the benevolent was a disguised lady, who
+contrived in this way to give the rein at once to gallantry and
+charity, pleased him most; while I favoured that which had first
+occurred to me on the night of our sally, and held the unknown to
+be a clever rascal, who, to serve his ends, political or
+criminal, was corrupting the commonalty, and drawing people into
+his power.
+
+Things remained in this state some weeks, and, growing no wiser,
+I was beginning to think less of the affair--which, of itself,
+and apart from a whimsical interest which the King took in it,
+was unimportant--when one day, stopping in the Quartier du Marais
+to view the works at the new Place Royale, I saw the boy. He was
+in charge of a decent-looking servant, whose hand he was holding,
+and the two were gazing at a horse that, alarmed by the heaps of
+stone and mortar, was rearing and trying to unseat its rider.
+The child did not see me, and I bade Maignan follow him home, and
+learn where he lived and who he was.
+
+In an hour my equerry returned with the information I desired.
+The child was the only son of Fauchet, one of the Receivers-
+General of the Revenue; a man who kept great state in the largest
+of the old-fashioned houses in the Rue de Bethisy, where he, had
+lately entertained the King. I could not imagine anyone less
+likely to be concerned in treasonable practices; and, certain
+that I had made no mistake in the boy, I was driven for a while
+to believe that some servant had, perverted the child to this
+use. Presently, however, second thoughts, and the position of
+the father, taken, perhaps, with suspicions that I had for a long
+time entertained of Fauchet--in common with most of his kind--
+suggested an explanation, hitherto unconsidered. It was not an
+explanation very probable at first sight, nor one that would have
+commended itself to those who divide all men by hard and fast
+rules and assort them like sheep. But I had seen too much of the
+world to fall into this mistake, and it satisfied me. I began by
+weighing it carefully; I procured evidence, I had Fauchet
+watched; and, at length, one evening in August, I went to the
+Louvre.
+
+The King was dicing with Fernandez, the Portuguese banker; but I
+ventured to interrupt the game and draw him aside. He might not
+have taken this well, but that my first word caught his
+attention.
+
+"Sire," I said, "the shutter is open."
+
+He understood in a moment. "St. Gris!" He exclaimed with
+animation. "Where? At the same house?"
+
+"No, sire; in the Rue Cloitre Notre Dame."
+
+"You have got him, then?"
+
+"I know who he is, and why he is doing this."
+
+"Why?" the King cried eagerly.
+
+"Well, I was going to ask for your Majesty's company to the
+place," I answered smiling. "I will undertake that you shall be
+amused at least as well as here, and at a cheaper rate."
+
+He shrugged his shoulders. "That may very well be," he said with
+a grimace. "That rogue Pimentel has stripped me of two thousand
+crowns since supper. He is plucking Bassompierre now.
+
+Remembering that only that morning I had had to stop some
+necessary works through lack of means, I could scarcely restrain
+my indignation. But it was not the time to speak, and I
+contented myself with repeating my request. Ashamed of himself,
+he consented with a good grace, and bidding me go to his:
+closet, followed a few minutes later. He found me cloaked to the
+eyes, and with a soutane and priest's hat; on my arm. "Are those
+for me?" he said.
+
+"Yes, sire."
+
+"Who am I, then?"
+
+"The cure of St. Germain."
+
+He made a wry face. "Come, Grand Master," he said; "he died
+yesterday. Is not the jest rather grim?"
+
+"In a good cause," I said equably.
+
+He flashed a roguish look at me. "Ah!" he said, "I thought that
+that was a wicked rule which only we Romanists avowed. But,
+there; don't be angry. I am ready."
+
+Coquet, the Master of the Household, let us out by one of the
+river gates, and we went by the new bridge and the Pont St.
+Michel. By the way I taught the King the role I wished him to
+play, but without explaining the mystery; the opportune
+appearance of one of my agents who was watching the end of the
+street bringing Henry's remonstrances to a close.
+
+"It is still open?" I said.
+
+"Yes, your excellency."
+
+"Then come, sire," I said, "I see the boy yonder. Let us ascend,
+and I will undertake that before you reach the street again you
+shall be not only a wiser but a richer sovereign."
+
+"St. Gris!" he answered with alacrity. Why did you not say that
+before, and I should have asked no questions. On, on, in God's
+name, and the devil take Pimentel!"
+
+I restrained the caustic jest that rose to my lips, and we
+proceeded in silence down the street. The boy, whom I had espied
+loitering in a doorway a little way ahead, as if the great bell
+above us which had just tolled eleven had drawn him out, peered
+at us a moment askance; and then, coming forward, accosted us.
+But I need not detail the particulars of a conversation which was
+almost word for word the same as that which had passed in the Rue
+de la Pourpointerie; suffice it that he made the same request
+with the same frank audacity, and that, granting it, we were in a
+moment following hint up a similar staircase.
+
+"This way, messieurs, this way!" he said; as he had on that
+other night, while we groped our way upwards in the dark. He
+opened a door, and a light shone out; and we entered a room that
+seemed, with its bare walls and rafters, its scanty stool and
+table and lamp, the very counterpart of that other room. In one
+wall appeared the dingy curtains of an alcove, closely drawn; and
+the shutter stood open, until, at the child's request, expressed
+in the same words, I went to it and closed it.
+
+We were both so well muffled up and disguised, and the light of
+the lamp shining upwards so completely distorted the features,
+that I had no fear of recognition, unless the King's voice
+betrayed him. But when he spoke, breaking the oppressive silence
+of the room, his tone was as strange and hollow as I could wish.
+
+"The shutter is closed," be said; "but the shutter of God's mercy
+is never closed!"
+
+Still, knowing that this was the crucial moment, and that we
+should be detected now if at all, I found it; an age before the
+voice behind the curtains answered "Amen!" and yet another age
+before the hidden speaker continued "Who are you?"
+
+"The cure of St. Germain," Henry responded.
+
+The man behind the curtains gasped, and they were for a moment
+violently agitated, as if a hand seized them and let them go
+again. But I had reckoned that the unknown, after a pause of
+horror, would suppose that he had heard amiss and continue his
+usual catechism. And so it proved. In a voice that shook a
+little, he asked, "Whom do you bring to me?"
+
+"A sinner," the King answered.
+
+"What has he done?"
+
+"He will tell you."
+
+"I am listening," the unknown said.
+
+The light in the basin flared up a little, casting dark shadows
+on the ceiling, and at the same moment the shutter, which I had
+failed to fasten securely, fell open with a grinding sound. One
+of the curtains swayed a little in the breeze, "I have robbed my
+master," I said, slowly.
+
+"Of how much?"
+
+"A hundred and twenty thousand crowns."
+
+The bed shook until the boards creaked under it; but this time no
+hand grasped the curtains. Instead, a strained voice--thick and
+coarse, yet differing from that muffled tone which we had heard
+before--asked, "Who are you?"
+
+"Jules Fauchet."
+
+I waited. The King, who understood nothing but had listened to
+my answers with eager attention, and marked no less closely the
+agitation which they caused in the unknown, leant forward to
+listen. But the bed creaked no more; the curtain hung still;
+even the voice, which at last issued from the curtains, was no
+more like the ordinary accents of a man than are those which he
+utters in the paroxysms of epilepsy. "Are you--sorry?" the
+unknown muttered--involuntarily, I think; hoping against hope;
+not daring to depart from a formula which had become second
+nature. But I could fancy him clawing, as he spoke, at his
+choking throat.
+
+France, however, had suffered too long at the hands of that race
+of men, and I had been too lately vilified by them to feel much
+pity; and for answer I lifted a voice that to the quailing wretch
+must have been the voice of doom. "Sorry?" I said grimly. "I
+must be--or hang! For to-morrow the King examines his books, and
+the next day I--hang!"
+
+The King's hand was on mine, to stop me before the last word was
+out; but his touch came too late. As it rang through the room
+one of the curtains before us was twitched aside, and a face
+glared out, so ghastly and drawn and horror-stricken, that few
+would have known it for that of the wealthy fermier, who had
+grown sleek and fat on the King's revenues. I do not know
+whether he knew us, or whether, on the contrary, he found this
+accusation, so precise, so accurate, coming from an unknown
+source, still more terrible than if he had known us; but on the
+instant he fell forward in a swoon.
+
+"St. Gris!" Henry cried, looking on the body with a shudder,
+"you have killed him, Grand Master! It was true, was it?"
+
+"Yes, sire," I answered. "But he is not dead, I think." And
+going to the window I whistled for Maignan, who in a minute came
+to us. He was not very willing to touch the man, but I bade him
+lay him on the bed and loosen his clothes and throw water on his
+face; and presently M. Fauchet began to recover.
+
+I stepped a little aside that he might not see me, and
+accordingly the first person on whom his eyes lighted was the
+King, who had laid aside his hat and cloak, and taken the
+terrified and weeping child on his lap. M. Fauchet stared at him
+awhile before he recognised him; but at last the trembling man
+knew him, and tottering to his feet, threw himself on his knees,
+looking years older than when I had last seen him in the street.
+
+"Sire," he said faintly, "I will make restitution."
+
+Henry looked at him gravely, and nodded. "It is well," he said.
+"You are fortunate, M. Fauchet; for had this come to my ears in
+any other way I could not have spared you. You will render your
+accounts and papers to M. de Sully to-morrow, and according as
+you are frank with him you will be treated."
+
+Fauchet thanked him with abject tears, and the King rose and
+prepared to leave. But at the door a thought struck him, and he
+turned. "How long have you done this?" he said, indicating the
+room by a gesture, and speaking in a gentler tone.
+
+"Three years, sire," the wretched man answered.
+
+"And how much have you distributed?"
+
+"Fifteen hundred crowns, sire."
+
+The King cast an indescribable look at me, wherein amusement,
+scorn, and astonishment were all blended. "St. Gris! man!" he
+said, shrugging his shoulders and drawing in his breath sharply,
+"you think God is as easily duped as the King! I wish I could
+think so."
+
+He did not speak again until we were half-way back to the Louvre;
+when he opened his mouth to announce his intention of rewarding
+me with a tithe of the money recovered. It was duly paid to me,
+and I bought with it part of the outlying lands of Villebon--
+those, I mean, which extend towards Chartres. The rest of the
+money, notwithstanding all my efforts, was wasted here and there,
+Pimentel winning thirty crowns of the King that year. But the
+discovery led to others of a similar character, and eventually
+set me on the track of a greater offender, M. l'Argentier, whom I
+brought to justice a few months later.
+
+
+
+IX. THE MAID OF HONOUR.
+
+In accordance with my custom I gave an entertainment on the last
+day of this year to the King and Queen; who came to the Arsenal
+with a numerous train, and found the diversions I had provided so
+much to their taste that they did not leave until I was half dead
+with fatigue, and like to be killed with complaisance. Though
+this was not the most splendid entertainment I gave that year, it
+had the good fortune to please; and in a different and less
+agreeable fashion is recalled to my memory by a peculiar chain of
+events, whereof the first link came under my eyes during its
+progress.
+
+I have mentioned in an earlier part of these memoirs, a
+Portuguese adventurer who, about this time, gained large sums
+from the Court at play, and more than once compelled the King to
+have recourse to me. I had the worst opinion of this man, and
+did not scruple to express it on several occasions; and this the
+more, as his presumption fell little short of his knavery, while
+he treated those whom he robbed with as much arrogance as if to
+play with him were an honour. Holding this view of him, I was
+far from pleased when I discovered that the King had brought him
+to my house; but the feeling, though sufficiently strong, sank to
+nothing beside the indignation and disgust which I experienced
+when, the company having fallen to cards after supper, I found
+that the Queen had sat down with him to primero.
+
+It did not lessen my annoyance, that I had, after my usual
+fashion, furnished the Queen with a purse for her sport; and in
+this way found myself reduced to stand by and see my good money
+pass into the clutches of this knave. Under the circumstances,
+and in my own house, I could do nothing; nevertheless, the table
+at which they sat possessed so strong a fascination for me that I
+several times caught myself staring at it more closely than was
+polite; and as to disgust at the unseemliness of such
+companionship was added vexation at my own loss, I might have
+gone farther towards betraying my feelings if a casual glance
+aside had not disclosed to me the fact that I did not stand alone
+in my dissatisfaction; but that, frivolous as the majority of the
+courtiers were, there was one at least among those present who
+viewed this particular game with distaste.
+
+This person stood near the door, and fancying himself secured
+from observation, either by his position or his insignificance,
+was glowering on the pair in a manner that at another time must
+have cost him a rebuke. As it was, I found something friendly,
+as well as curious, in his fixed frown; and ignorant of his name,
+though I knew him by sight, wondered both who he was and what was
+the cause of his preoccupation.
+
+On the one point I had no difficulty in satisfying myself.
+Boisrueil, who presently passed, told me that his name was
+Vallon; that he belonged to a poor but old family in the
+Cotentin, and that he had been only three months at court.
+
+"Making his fortune, I suppose?" I said grimly. "He games?"
+
+"No, your excellency."
+
+"Is in debt?"
+
+"Not to my knowledge."
+
+"To whom does he pay his court, then?"
+
+"To the King."
+
+"And the Queen?"
+
+"Not particularly--as far as I know, at least. But if you wish
+to know more, M. le Duc," Boisrueil continued, "I will--"
+
+"No, no," I said peevishly. The Queen had just handed her last
+rouleau across the table, and was still playing. "Go, man, about
+your business; I don't want to spend the evening gossiping with
+you."
+
+He went, and I dismissed the young fellow from my mind; only to
+find him five minutes later at my elbow. To youth and good looks
+he added a modest bearing that did not fail to enhance them and
+commend him to me; the majority of the young sparks of the day
+being wiser than their fathers. But I confess that I was not
+prepared for the stammering embarrassment with which he addressed
+me--nor, indeed, to be addressed by him at all.
+
+"M. de Sully," he said, in a tone of emotion, "I beg you to
+pardon me. I am in great trouble, and I think that perhaps,
+stranger as I am, you may condescend to do me a service."
+
+So many men appeal to a minister with some such formula on their
+lips, and at times with a calculated timidity, that at the first
+blush of his request I was inclined to bid him come to me at the
+proper time; and to remove to another part of the room. But
+curiosity, playing the part of his advocate, found so much that
+was candid in his manner that I hesitated. "What is it?" I said
+stiffly.
+
+"A very slight, if a very unusual, one," he muttered. "M. le
+Duc, I only want you to--"
+
+"To?" for he stopped and seemed unable to go on.
+
+"To supplement the present you have given to the Queen with
+this," he blurted out, his face pale with emotion; and he
+stealthily held out to me a green silk purse, through the meshes
+of which I saw the glint of gold. "M. de Sully," he continued,
+observing my hasty movement, "do not be offended! I know that
+you have done all that hospitality required. But I see that the
+Queen has already lost your gift, and that--"
+
+She is playing on credit?"
+
+"Yes, Monsieur."
+
+He said it simply, and as he spoke, he again pressed on me the
+purse. I took and weighed it, and calculated at a guess that it
+held fifty crowns. The sum astonished me. "Why, man," I said,
+"you are not mad enough to be in love with her Majesty?"
+
+"No!" he cried, vehemently, yet with a gleam of humour in his
+eye. "I swear that it is not so. If you will do me this favour
+--"
+
+It was a mad impulse that took me, but I nodded, and resolving to
+make good the money out of my own pocket should the case, when
+all was clear, seem to demand it, I went straight from him, and,
+crossing the floor, laid the purse near her Majesty's hand, with
+a polite word of regret that fortune had used her so ill, and a
+hope that this might be the means of recruiting her forces.
+
+It would not have surprised me had she shown some signs of
+consciousness, and perhaps betrayed that she recognised the
+purse. But she contented herself with thanking me prettily, and
+almost before I had done speaking had her slender fingers among
+the coins. Turning, I found that Vallon had disappeared; so that
+all came to a sudden stop; and with the one and the other, I
+retired completely puzzled, and less able than before to make
+even a guess at the secret of the young man's generosity.
+
+However, the King summoning me to him, there, for the time, was
+an end of the matter: and between fatigue and the duties of my
+position, I did not give a second thought to it that evening.
+Next morning, too, I was taken up with the gifts which it was my
+privilege as Master of the Mint to present to the King on New
+Year's Day, and which consisted this year of medals of gold,
+silver, and copper, bearing inscriptions of my own composition,
+together with small bags of new coins for the King, the Queen,
+and their attendants.
+
+These I always made it a point to offer before the King rose; nor
+was this year an exception, for I found his Majesty still in bed,
+the Queen occupying a couch in the same chamber. But whereas it
+generally fell to me to arouse them from sleep, and be the first
+to offer those compliments which befitted the day, I found them
+on this occasion fully roused, the King lazily toying with his
+watch, the Queen talking fast and angrily, and at the edge of the
+carpet beside her bed Mademoiselle D'Oyley in deep disgrace. The
+Queen, indeed, was so taken up with scolding her that she had
+forgotten what day it was; and even after my entrance, continued
+to rate the poor girl so fiercely that I thought her present
+violence little less unseemly than her condescension of the night
+before.
+
+Perhaps some trace of this feeling appeared in my countenance;
+for, presently, the King, who seldom failed to read my thoughts,
+tried to check her in a good-natured fashion. "Come, my dear,"
+he said; "let that trembling mouse go. And do you hear what our
+good friend Sully has brought you? I'll be bound--"
+
+"How your Majesty talks!" the Queen answered, pettishly. "As if
+a few paltry coins could make up for my jar! I'll be bound, for
+my part, that this idle wench was romping and playing with--"
+
+"Come, come; you have made her cry enough!" the King
+interrupted--and, indeed, the girl was sobbing so passionately
+that a man could not listen without pain. "Let her go, I say,
+and do you attend to Sully. You have forgotten that it is New
+Year's Day--"
+
+"A jar of majolica," the Queen cried, Utterly disregarding him,
+"worth your body and soul, you little slut!"
+
+"Pooh! pooh!" the King said.
+
+"Do you think that I brought it from Florence, all the way in my
+own--"
+
+"Nightcap," the King muttered. "There, there, sweetheart," he
+continued, aloud, "let the girl go!"
+
+"Of course! She is a girl," the Queen cried, with a sneer.
+"That is enough for you!"
+
+"Well, madam, she is not the only one in the room," I ventured.
+
+"Oh, of course?, you are the King's echo!"
+
+"Run away, little one," Henry said, winking to me to be silent.
+
+"And consider yourself lucky," the Queen cried, venomously. "You
+ought to be whipped; and if I had you in my country, I would have
+you whipped for all your airs! San Giacomo, if you cross me, I
+will see to it!"
+
+This was a parting thrust; for the girl, catching at the King's
+permission, had turned and was hurrying in a passion of tears to
+the door. Still, the Queen had not done. Mademoiselle had
+broken a jar; and there were other misdemeanours which her
+Majesty continued to expound. But in the end I had my say, and
+presented the medals, which were accepted by the King with his
+usual kindness, and by the Queen, when her feelings had found
+expression, with sufficient complaisance. Both were good enough
+to compliment me on my entertainment; but observing that the
+Queen quickly buried herself again in her pillows and was
+inclined to be peevish, I cut short my attendance on the plea of
+fatigue, and left them at liberty to receive the very numerous
+company who on this day pay their court.
+
+Of these, the greater number came on afterwards, to wait on me;
+so that for some hours the large hall at the Arsenal was thronged
+with my friends, or those who called themselves by that name.
+But towards noon the stream began to fail; and when I sat down to
+dinner at that hour, I had reason to suppose that I should be
+left at peace. I had not more than begun my meal, however, when
+I was called from table by a messenger from the Queen.
+
+"What is it?" I said, when I had gone to him. Had he come from
+the King, I could have understood it more easily.
+
+"Her Majesty desires to know, your excellency, whether you have
+seen anything of Mademoiselle D'Oyley."
+
+"I?"
+
+"Yes, M. le Duc."
+
+"No, certainly not. How should I?" I replied.
+
+"And she is not here?" the man persisted.
+
+"No!" I answered, angrily. "God bless the Queen, I know nothing
+of her. I am sitting at meat, and--"
+
+The man interrupted me with protestations of regret, and,
+hastening to express himself thoroughly satisfied, retired with a
+crestfallen air. I wondered what the message meant, and what had
+come over the Queen, and whither the girl had gone. But as I
+made it a rule throughout my term of office to avoid, as far as
+possible, all participation in bed-chamber intrigues, I wasted
+little time on the matter, but returning to my dinner, took up
+the conversation where I had left it. Before I rose, however, La
+Trape came to me and again interrupted me. He announced that a
+messenger from his Majesty was waiting in the hall.
+
+I went out, thinking it very probable that Henry had sent me a
+present; though it was his more usual custom on this day to
+honour me with a visit, and declare his generous intentions by
+word of mouth, when we had both retired to my library and the
+door was closed. Still, on one or two occasions he had sent me a
+horse from his stables, a brace of Indian fowl, a melon or the
+like, as a foretaste; and this I supposed to be the errand on
+which the man had come.
+
+His first words disabused me. "May it please your excellency,"
+he said, very civilly, "the King desires to be remembered to you
+as usual, and would ]earn whether you know anything of
+Mademoiselle D'Oyley."
+
+"Of whom?" I cried, astonished.
+
+"Of Mademoiselle D'Oyley, her Majesty's maid of honour."
+
+"Not I, i'faith!" I said, drily. "I am no squire of dames, to
+say nothing of maids!"
+
+"But his Majesty--"
+
+"If he has sent that message," I replied, "has yet something to
+learn--that I do not interest myself in maids of honour or such
+frailties."
+
+The man smiled. "I do not think," he began, "that it was his
+Majesty--"
+
+"Sent the message?" I said. "No, but the Queen, I suppose."
+
+On this he gave me to understand, in the sly, secretive manner
+such men affect, that it was so. I asked him then what all this
+ferment was about. "Has Mademoiselle D'Oyley disappeared?" I
+said, peevishly.
+
+"Yes, your excellency. She was with the Queen at eight o'clock.
+At noon her Majesty desired her services, and she was not to be
+found."
+
+"What?" I exclaimed. "A maid of honour is missing for three
+hours in the morning, and there is all this travelling! Why, in
+my young days, three nights might have--"
+
+But discerning that he was little more than a youth, and could
+not; restrain a smile, I broke off discreetly, and contented
+myself with asking if there was reason to suppose that there was
+more than appeared in the girl's absence.
+
+"Her Majesty thinks so," he answered.
+
+"Well, in any case, I know nothing about it," I replied. "I am
+not hiding her. You may tell his Majesty that, with my service.
+Or I will write it."
+
+He answered me, eagerly, that that was not necessary, and that
+the King had desired merely a word from me; and with that and
+many other expressions of regret, he went away and left me at
+leisure to go to the riding-school, where at this time of the
+year it was my wont to see the young men practise those manly
+arts, which, so far as I can judge, are at a lower ebb in these
+modern days of quips and quodlibets than in the stirring times of
+my youth. Then, thank God, it was held more necessary for a page
+to know his seven points of horsemanship than how to tie a
+ribbon, or prank a gown, or read a primer.
+
+But the first day of this year was destined to be a day of
+vexation. I had scarcely entered the school, when M. de Varennes
+was announced. Instead of going to meet him I bade them bring
+him to me, and, on seeing him, bade him welcome to the sports.
+"Though," I said, politely overlooking his past history and his
+origin, "we did better in our times; yet the young fellows should
+be encouraged."
+
+"Very true," he answered, suavely. "And I wish I could stay with
+you. But it was not for pleasure I came. The King sent me. He
+desires to know--"
+
+"What?" I said.
+
+"If you know anything of Mademoiselle D'Oyley. Between
+ourselves, M. le Duc--"
+
+I looked at him in amazement. "Why," I said, "what on earth has
+the girl done now?"
+
+"Disappeared," he answered.
+
+"But she had done that before."
+
+"Yes," he said, "and the King had your message. But--"
+
+"But what?" I said sternly.
+
+"He thought that you might wish to supplement it for his private
+use."
+
+"To supplement it?"
+
+"Yes. The truth is," Varennes continued, looking at me
+doubtfully, "the King has information which leads him to suppose
+that she may be here."
+
+"She may be anywhere," I answered in a tone that closed his
+mouth, "but she is not here. And you may tell the King so from
+me!"
+
+Though he had begun life as a cook, few could be more arrogant
+than Varennes on occasion; but he possessed the valuable knack of
+knowing with whom he could presume, and never attempted to impose
+on me. Apologising with the easy grace of a man who had risen in
+life by pleasing, he sat with me awhile, recalling old days and
+feats, and then left, giving me to understand that I might depend
+on him to disabuse the King's mind.
+
+As a fact, Henry visited me that evening without raising the
+subject; nor had I any reason to complain of his generosity,
+albeit he took care to exact from the Superintendent of the
+Finances more than he gave his servant, and for one gift to Peter
+got two Pauls satisfied. To obtain the money he needed in the
+most commodious manner, I spent the greater part of two days in
+accounts, and had not yet settled the warrants to my liking, when
+La Trape coming in with candles on the second evening disturbed
+my secretaries. The men yawned discreetly; and reflecting that
+we had had a long day I dismissed them, and stayed myself only
+for the purpose of securing one or two papers of a private
+nature. Then I bade La Trape light me to my closet.
+
+Instead, he stood and craved leave to speak to me. "About what,
+sirrah?" I said.
+
+"I have received an offer, your excellency," he answered with a
+crafty look.
+
+"What! To leave my service?" I exclaimed, in surprise.
+
+"No, your excellency," he answered. "To do a service for
+another--M. Pimentel. The Portuguese gentleman stopped me in the
+street to-day, and offered me fifty crowns."
+
+"To do what?" I asked.
+
+"To tell him where the young lady with Madame lies; and lend him
+the key of the garden gate to-night."
+
+I stared at the fellow. "The young lady with Madame?" I said.
+
+He returned my look with a stupidity which I knew was assumed.
+"Yes, your excellency. The young lady who came this morning," he
+said.
+
+Then I knew that I had been betrayed, and had given my enemies
+such a handle as they would not be slow to seize; and I stood in
+the middle of the room in the utmost grief and consternation. At
+last, "Stay here," I said to the man, as soon as I could speak.
+"no not move from the spot where you stand until I come back!"
+
+It was my almost invariable custom to be announced when I visited
+my wife's closet; but I had no mind now for such formalities, and
+swiftly passing two or three scared servants on the stairs, I
+made straight for her room, tapped and entered. Abrupt as were
+my movements, however, someone had contrived to warn her; for
+though two of her women sat working on stools near her, I heard a
+hasty foot flying, and caught the last flutter of a skirt as it
+disappeared through a second door. My wife rose from her seat,
+and looked at me guiltily.
+
+"Madame," I said, "send these women away. Now," I continued when
+they had gone, "who was that with you?" She looked away dumbly.
+
+"You do well not to try to deceive me, Madame," I continued
+severely. "It was Mademoiselle D'Oyley."
+
+She muttered, not daring to meet my eye, that it was.
+
+"Who has absented herself from the Queen's service," I answered
+bitterly, "and chosen to hide herself here of all places!
+Madame," I continued, with a severity which the sense of my false
+position amply justified, "are you aware that you have made me
+dishonour myself? That you have made me lie; not once, but three
+times? That you have made me deceive my master?"
+
+She cried out at that, being frightened, that "she had meant no
+harm; that the girl coming to her in great grief and trouble--"
+
+"Because the Queen had scolded her for breaking a china jar!" I
+said, contemptuously.
+
+"No, Monsieur; her trouble was of quite another kind," my wife
+answered with more spirit than I had expected.
+
+"Pshaw! "I exclaimed.
+
+"It is plain that you do not yet understand the case," Madame
+persisted, facing me with trembling hardihood. "Mademoiselle
+D'Oyley has been persecuted for some time by the suit of a man
+for whom I know you, Monsieur, have no respect: a man whom no
+Frenchwoman of family should be forced to marry."
+
+"Who is it?" I said curtly.
+
+"M. Pimentel."
+
+"Ah! And the Queen?"
+
+"Has made his suit her own. Doubtless her Majesty," Madame de
+Sully continued with grimness, "who plays with him so much, is
+under obligations to him, and has her reasons. The King, too, is
+on his side, so that Mademoiselle--"
+
+"Who has another lover, I suppose?" I said harshly.
+
+My wife looked at me in trepidation. "It may be so, Monsieur,"
+she said hesitating
+
+"It is so, Madame; and you know it," I answered in the same tone.
+"M. Vallon is the man."
+
+"Oh!" she exclaimed with a gesture of alarm. "You know!"
+
+"I know, Madame," I replied, with vigour, "that to please this
+love-sick girl you have placed me in a position of the utmost
+difficulty; that you have jeopardised the confidence which my
+master, whom I have never willingly deceived, places in me; and
+that out of all this I see only one way of escape, and that is by
+a full and frank confession, which you must make to the Queen."
+
+"Oh, Monsieur," she said faintly.
+
+"The girl, of course, must be immediately given up."
+
+My wife began to sob at that, as women will; but I had too keen a
+sense of the difficulties into which she had plunged me by her
+deceit, to pity her over much. And, doubtless, I should have
+continued in the resolution I had formed, and which appeared to
+hold out the only hope of avoiding the malice of those enemies
+whom every man in power possesses--and none can afford to
+despise--if La Trape's words, when he betrayed the secret to me,
+had not recurred to my mind and suggested other reflections.
+
+Doubtless, Mademoiselle had been watched into my house, and my
+ill-wishers would take the earliest opportunity of bringing the
+lie home to me. My wife's confession, under such circumstances,
+would have but a simple air, and believed by some would be
+ridiculed by more. It might, and probably would, save my credit
+with the King; but it would not exalt me in others' eyes, or
+increase my reputation as a manager. If there were any other
+way--and so reflecting, I thought of La Trape and his story.
+
+Still I was half way to the door when I paused, and turned. My
+wife was still weeping. "It is no good crying over spilled milk,
+Madame," I said severely. "If the girl were not a fool, she
+would have gone to the Ursulines. The abbess has a stiff neck,
+and is as big a simpleton to boot as you are. It is only a step,
+too, from here to the Ursulines, if she had had the sense to go
+on."
+
+My wife lifted her head, and looked at me eagerly; but I avoided
+her gaze and went out without more, and downstairs to my study,
+where I found La Trape awaiting me. "Go to Madame la Duchesse,"
+I said to him. "When you have done what she needs, come to me in
+my closet."
+
+He obeyed, and after an interval of about half an hour, during
+which I had time to mature my plan, presented himself again
+before me. "Pimentel had a notion that the young lady was here
+then?" I said carelessly.
+
+"Yes, your excellency."
+
+"Some of his people fancied that they saw her enter, perhaps?"
+
+"Yes, your excellency."
+
+"They were mistaken, of course?"
+
+"Of course," he answered, dutifully.
+
+"Or she may have come to the door and gone again?" I suggested.
+
+"Possibly, your excellency."
+
+"Gone on without being seen, I mean?"
+
+"If she went in the direction of the Rue St. Marcel," he answered
+stolidly, "she would not be seen."
+
+The convent of the Ursulines is in the Rue St. Marcel. I knew,
+therefore, that Madame had had the sense to act on my hint; and
+after reflecting a moment I continued, "So Pimentel wished to
+know where she was lodged?"
+
+"That, and to have the key, your excellency."
+
+"To-night?"
+
+"Yes, your excellency."
+
+"Well, you are at liberty to accept the offer," I answered
+carelessly. "It will not clash with my service." And then, as
+he stood staring in astonishment, striving to read the riddle, I
+continued, "By the way, are the rooms in the little Garden
+Pavilion aired? They may be needed next week; see that one of
+the women sleeps there to-night; a woman you can depend on."
+
+"Ah, Monsieur!"
+
+He said no more, but I saw that he understood; and bidding him be
+careful in following my instructions, I dismissed him. The line
+I had determined to take was attended by many uncertainties,
+however; and more than once I repented that I had not followed my
+first; instinct, and avowed the truth. A hundred things might
+fall out to frustrate my scheme and place me in a false position;
+from which--since the confidence of his sovereign is the breath
+of a minister, and as easily destroyed as a woman's reputation--
+I might find it impossible to extricate myself with credit.
+
+I slept, therefore, but ill that night; and in conjunctures
+apparently more serious have felt less trepidation. But
+experience has long ago taught me that trifles, not great events,
+unseat the statesman, and that of all intrigues those which
+revolve round a woman are the most dangerous. I rose early,
+therefore, and repaired to Court before my usual hour, it being
+the essence of my plan to attack, instead of waiting to be
+attacked. Doubtless my early appearance was taken to corroborate
+the rumour that I had made a false step, and was in difficulties;
+for scarcely had I crossed the threshold of the ante-chamber
+before the attitude of the courtiers caught my attention. Some
+who twenty-four hours earlier would have been only too glad to
+meet my eye and obtain a word of recognition, appeared to be
+absorbed in conversation. Others, less transparent or better
+inclined to me, greeted me with unnatural effusion. One who bore
+a grudge against me, but had never before dared to do more than
+grin, now scowled openly; while a second, perhaps the most
+foolish of all, came to me with advice, drew me with insistency
+into a niche near the door, and adjured me to be cautious.
+
+"You are too bold," he said; "and that way your enemies find
+their opening. Do not go to the King now. He is incensed
+against you. But we all know that he loves you; wait, therefore,
+my friend, until he has had his day's hunting--he is just now
+booting himself and see him when he has ridden off his
+annoyance."
+
+"And when my friends, my dear Marquis, have had time to poison
+his mind against me? No, no," I answered, wondering much whether
+he were as simple as he looked.
+
+"But the Queen is with him now," he persisted, seizing the lappel
+of my coat to stay me, "and she will be sure to put in a word
+against you."
+
+"Therefore," I answered drily, "I had better see his Majesty
+before the one word becomes two."
+
+"Be persuaded," he entreated me. "See him now, and nothing but
+ill will come of it."
+
+"Nothing but ill for some," I retorted, looking so keenly at him
+that his visage fell. And with that he let me go, and with a
+smile I passed through the door. The rumour had not yet gained
+such substance that the crowd had lost all respect for me; it
+rolled back, and I passed through it towards the end of the
+chamber, where the King was stooping to draw on one of his boots.
+The Queen stood not far from him, gazing into the fire with an
+air of ill-temper which the circle, serious and silent, seemed to
+reflect, I looked everywhere for the Portuguese, but he was not
+to be seen.
+
+For a moment the King affected to be unaware of my presence, and
+even turned his shoulder to me; but I observed that he reddened,
+and fidgeted nervously with the boot which he was drawing on.
+Nothing daunted, therefore, I waited until he perforce discovered
+me, and was obliged to greet me. "You are early this morning,"
+he said, at last, with a grudging air.
+
+"For the best of reasons, sire," I answered hardily. "I am ill
+placed at home, and come to you for justice."
+
+"What is it?" he said churlishly and unwillingly.
+
+I was about to answer, when the Queen interposed with a sneer.
+"I think that I can tell you, sire," she said. "M. de Sully is
+old enough to know the adage, 'Bite before you are bitten.'"
+
+"Madame," I said, respectfully but with firmness. "I know this
+only, that my house was last night the scene of a gross outrage;
+and by all I can learn it was perpetrated by one who is under
+your Majesty's protection."
+
+"His name?" she said, with a haughty gesture.
+
+"M. Pimentel."
+
+The Queen began to smile. "What was this gross outrage?" she
+asked drily.
+
+"In the course of last night he broke into my house with a gang
+of wretches, and bore off one of the inmates."
+
+The Queen's smile grew broader; the King began to grin. Some of
+the circle, watching them closely, ventured to smile also.
+"Come, my friend," Henry said, almost with good humour, "this is
+all very well. But this inmate of yours--was a very recent one."
+
+"Was, in fact, I suppose, the rebellious little wench of whom you
+knew nothing yesterday!" the Queen cried harshly, and with an
+air of open triumph. "There can be no stealing of stolen goods,
+sir; and if M. Pimentel, who had at least as much right as you to
+the girl--and more, for I am her guardian--has carried her off,
+you have small ground to complain,"
+
+"But, Madame," I said, with an air of bewilderment, "I really do
+not--it must be my fault, but I do not understand."
+
+Two or three sniggered, seeing me apparently checkmated and at
+the end of my resources. And the King laughed out with kindly
+malice. "Come, Grand Master," he said, "I think that you do.
+However, if Pimentel has carried off the damsel, there, it seems
+to me, is an end of the matter."
+
+"But, sire," I answered, looking sternly round the grinning
+circle, "am I mad, or is there some mystery here? I assured your
+Majesty yesterday that Mademoiselle D'Oyley was not in my house.
+I say the same to-day. She is not; your officers may search
+every room and closet. And for the woman whom M. Pimentel has
+carried off, she is no more Mademoiselle D'Oyley than I am; she
+is one of my wife's waiting-maids. If you doubt me," I
+continued, "you have only to send and ask. Ask the Portuguese
+himself."
+
+The King stared at me. "Nonsense!" he said, sharply. "If
+Pimentel has carried off anyone, it must be Mademoiselle
+D'Oyley."
+
+"But it is not, sire," I answered with persistence. "He has
+broken into my house, and abducted my servant. For Mademoiselle,
+she is not there to be stolen."
+
+"Let some one go for Pimentel," the King said curtly.
+
+But the Portuguese, as it happened, was at the door even then,
+and being called, had no alternative but to come forward. His
+face and mien as he entered and reluctantly showed himself were
+more than enough to dissipate any doubts which the courtiers had
+hitherto entertained; the former being as gloomy and downcast as
+the latter was timid and cringing. It is true he made some
+attempt at first, and for a time, to face the matter out;
+stammering and stuttering, and looking piteously to the Queen for
+help. But he could not long delay the crisis, nor deny that the
+person he had so cunningly abducted was one of my waiting-women;
+and the moment that this confession was made his case was at an
+end, the statement being received with so universal a peal of
+laughter, the King leading, as at one and the same time
+discomfited him, and must have persuaded any indifferent listener
+that all, from the first, had been in the secret.
+
+After that he would have spent himself in vain, had he contended
+that Mademoiselle D'Oyley was at my house; and so clear was this
+that he made no second attempt to do so, but at once admitting
+that his people had made a mistake, he proffered me a handsome
+apology, and desired the King to speak to me in his behalf.
+
+This I, on my side, was pleased to take in good part; and having
+let him off easily with a mild rebuke, turned from him to the
+Queen, and informed her with much respect that I had learned at
+length where Mademoiselle D'Oyley had taken refuge.
+
+"Where, sir?" she asked, eyeing me suspiciously and with no
+little disfavour.
+
+"At the Ursulines, Madame," I answered,
+
+She winced, for she had already quarrelled with the abbess
+without advantage. And there for the moment the matter ended.
+At a later period I took care to confess all to the King, and he
+did not fail to laugh heartily at the clever manner in which I
+had outwitted Pimentel. But this was not until the Portuguese
+had left the country and gone to Italy, the affair between him
+and Mademoiselle D'Oyley (which resolved itself into a contest
+between the Queen and the Ursulines) having come to a close under
+circumstances which it may be my duty to relate in another place.
+
+
+
+X. FARMING THE TAXES.
+
+In the summer of the year 1608, determining to take up my abode,
+when not in Paris, at Villebon, where I had lately enlarged my
+property, I went thither from Rouen with my wife, to superintend
+the building and mark out certain plantations which I projected.
+As the heat that month was great, and the dust of the train
+annoying, I made each stage in the evening and on horseback,
+leaving my wife to proceed at her leisure. In this way I was
+able, by taking rough paths, to do in two or three hours a
+distance which her coaches had scarcely covered in the day; but
+on the third evening, intending to make a short cut by a ford on
+the Vaucouleurs, I found, to my chagrin, the advantage on the
+other side, the ford, when I reached it at sunset, proving
+impracticable. As there was every prospect, however, that the
+water would fall within a few hours, I determined not to retrace
+my steps; but to wait where I was until morning, and complete my
+journey to Houdan in the early hours.
+
+There was a poor inn near the ford, a mere hovel of wood on a
+brick foundation, yet with two storeys. I made my way to this
+with Maignan and La Trape, who formed, with two grooms, my only
+attendance; but on coming near the house, and looking about with
+a curious eye, I remarked something which fixed my attention,
+and, for the moment, brought me to a halt. This was the
+spectacle of three horses, of fair quality, feeding in a field of
+growing corn, which was the only enclosure near the inn. They
+were trampling and spoiling more than they ate; and, supposing
+that they had strayed into the place, and the house showing no
+signs of life, I bade my grooms fetch them out. The sun was
+about setting, and I stood a moment watching the long shadows of
+the men as they plodded through the corn, and the attitudes of
+the horses as, with heads raised, they looked doubtfully at the
+newcomers.
+
+Suddenly a man came round the corner of the house, and seeing us,
+and what my men were doing, began to gesticulate violently, but
+without sound. The grooms saw him too, and stood; and he ran up
+to my stirrup, his face flushed and sullen.
+
+"Do you want to see us all ruined?" he muttered. And he begged
+me to call my men out of the corn.
+
+"You are more likely to be ruined that way," I answered, looking
+down at him. "Why, man, is it the custom in your country to turn
+horses into the half-ripe corn?"
+
+He shook his fist stealthily. "God forbid!" he said. "But the
+devil is within doors, and we must do his bidding."
+
+"Ah!" I replied, my curiosity aroused "I should like to see
+him."
+
+The boor shaded his eyes, and looked at me sulkily from under his
+matted and tangled hair. "You are not of his company?" he said
+with suspicion.
+
+"I hope not," I answered, smiling at his simplicity. "But your
+corn is your own. I will call the men out." On which I made a
+sign to them to return. "Now," I said, as I walked my horse
+slowly towards the house, while he tramped along beside me, "who
+is within?"
+
+"M. Gringuet," he said, with another stealthy gesture.
+
+"Ah!" I said, "I am afraid that I am no wiser."
+
+"The tax-gatherer."
+
+"Oh! And those are his horses?" He nodded.
+
+"Still, I do not see why they are in the corn?"
+
+"I have no hay."
+
+"But there is grass."
+
+"Ay," the inn-keeper answered bitterly.
+
+"And he said that I might eat it. It was not good enough for his
+horses. They must have hay or corn; and if I had none, so much
+the worse for me."
+
+Full of indignation, I made in my mind a note of M. Gringuet's
+name; but at the moment I said no more, and we proceeded to the
+house, the exterior of which, though meagre, and even miserable,
+gave me an impression of neatness. From the inside, however, a
+hoarse, continuous noise was issuing, which resolved itself as we
+crossed the threshold into a man's voice. The speaker was out of
+sight, in an upper room to which a ladder gave access, but his
+oaths, complaints, and imprecations almost shook the house. A
+middle-aged woman, scantily dressed, was busy on the hearth; but
+perhaps that which, next to the perpetual scolding that was going
+on above, most took my attention was a great lump of salt that
+stood on the table at the woman's elbow, and seemed to be
+evidence of greater luxury--for the GABELLE had not at that time
+been reduced--than I could easily associate with the place.
+
+The roaring and blustering continuing upstairs, I stood a moment
+in sheer astonishment. "Is that M. Gringuet?" I said at last.
+
+The inn-keeper nodded sullenly, while his wife stared at me.
+"But what; is the matter with him?" I said.
+
+"The gout. But for that he would have been gone these two days
+to collect at Le Mesnil."
+
+"Ah!" I answered, beginning to understand. "And the salt is for
+a bath for his feet, is it?"
+
+The woman nodded.
+
+"Well," I said, as Maignan came in with my saddlebags and laid
+them on the floor, "he will swear still louder when he gets the
+bill, I should think."
+
+"Bill?" the housewife answered bitterly, looking up again from
+her pots. "A tax-gatherer's bill? Go to the dead man and ask
+for the price of his coffin; or to the babe for a nurse-fee! You
+will get paid as soon. A tax-gatherer's bill? Be thankful if he
+does not take the dish with the sop!"
+
+She spoke plainly; yet I found a clearer proof of the slavery in
+which the man held them in the perfect indifference with which
+they regarded my arrival--though a guest with two servants must
+have been a rarity in such a place--and the listless way in which
+they set about attending to my wants. Keenly remembering that
+not long before this my enemies had striven to prejudice me in
+the King's eyes by alleging that, though I filled his coffers, I
+was grinding the poor into the dust--and even, by my exactions,
+provoking a rebellion I was in no mood to look with an indulgent
+eye on those who furnished such calumnies with a show of reason.
+But it has never been my wont to act hastily; and while I stood
+in the middle of the kitchen, debating whether I should order the
+servants to fling the fellow out, and bid him appear before me at
+Villebon, or should instead have him brought up there and then,
+the man's coarse voice, which had never ceased to growl and snarl
+above us, rose on a sudden still louder. Something fell on the
+floor over our heads and rolled across it; and immediately a
+young girl, barefoot and short-skirted, scrambled hurriedly and
+blindly down the ladder and landed among us.
+
+She was sobbing, and a little blood was flowing from a cut in her
+lip; and she trembled all over. At sight of the blood and her
+tears the woman seemed to be transported. Snatching up a
+saucepan, she sprang towards the ladder with a gesture of rage,
+and in a moment would have ascended if her husband had not
+followed and dragged her back. The girl also, as soon as she
+could speak, added her entreaties to his, while Maignan and La
+Trape looked sharply at me, as if they expected a signal.
+
+All this while, the bully above continued his maledictions.
+"Send that slut back to me!" he roared. "Do you think that I am
+going to be left alone in this hole? Send her back, or--" and he
+added half-a-dozen oaths of a kind to make an honest man's blood
+boil. In the midst of this, however, and while the woman was
+still contending with her husband, he suddenly stopped and
+shrieked in anguish, crying out for the salt-bath.
+
+But the woman, whom her husband had only half-pacified, shook her
+fist at the ceiling with a laugh of defiance. "Shriek; ay, you
+may shriek, you wretch!" she cried. "You must be waited on by
+my girl, must you--no older face will do for you--and you beat
+her? Your horses must eat corn, must they, while we eat grass?
+And we buy salt for you, and wheaten bread for you, and are
+beggars for you! For you, you thieving wretch, who tax the poor
+and let the rich go free; who--"
+
+"Silence, woman!" her husband cried, cutting her short, with a
+pale face. "Hush, hush; he will hear you!"
+
+But the woman was too far gone in rage to obey. "What! and is
+it not true?" she answered, her eyes glittering. "Will he not
+to-morrow go to Le Mesnil and squeeze the poor? Ay, and will not
+Lescauts the corn-dealer, and Philippon the silk-merchant, come
+to him with bribes, and go free? And de Fonvelle and de Curtin--
+they with a DE, forsooth!--plead their nobility, and grease his
+hands, and go free? Ay, and--"
+
+"Silence, woman!" the man said again, looking apprehensively at
+me, and from me to my attendants, who were grinning broadly.
+"You do not know that this gentleman is not--"
+
+"A tax-gatherer?" I said, smiling. "No. But how long has your
+friend upstairs been here?"
+
+"Two days, Monsieur," she answered, wiping the perspiration from
+her brow, and speaking more quietly. "He is talking of sending
+on a deputy to Le Mesnil; but Heaven send he may recover, and go
+from here himself!"
+
+"Well," I answered, "at any rate, we have had enough of this
+noise. My servant shall go up and tell him that there is a
+gentleman here who cannot put up with a disturbance. Maignan," I
+continued, "see the man, and tell him that the inn is not his
+private house, and that he must groan more softly; but do not
+mention my name. And let him have his brine bath, or there will
+be no peace for anyone."
+
+Maignan and La Trape, who knew me, and had counted on a very
+different order, stared at me, wondering at my easiness and
+complaisance; for there is a species of tyranny, unassociated
+with rank, that even the coarsest view with indignation. But the
+woman's statement, which, despite its wildness and her
+excitement, I saw no reason to doubt, had suggested to me a
+scheme of punishment more refined; and which might, at one and
+the same time, be of profit to the King's treasury and a lesson
+to Gringuet. To carry it through I had to submit to some
+inconvenience, and particularly to a night passed under the same
+roof with the rogue; but as the news that a traveller of
+consequence was come had the effect, aided by a few sharp words
+from Maignan, of lowering his tone, and forcing him to keep
+within bounds, I was able to endure this and overlook the
+occasional outbursts of spleen which his disease and pampered
+temper still drew from him.
+
+His two men, who had been absent on an errand at the time of my
+arrival, presently returned, and were doubtless surprised to find
+a second company in possession. They tried my attendants with a
+number of questions, but without success; while I, by listening
+while I had my supper, learned more of their master's habits and
+intentions than they supposed. They suspected nothing, and at
+day-break we left them; and, the water having duly fallen in the
+night, we crossed the river without mishap, and for a league
+pursued our proper road. Then I halted, and despatching the two
+grooms to Houdan with a letter for my wife, I took, myself, the
+road to Le Mesnil, which lies about three leagues to the west.
+
+At a little inn, a league short of Le Mesnil, I stopped, and
+instructing my two attendants in the parts they were to play,
+prepared, with the help of the seals, which never left Maignan's
+custody, the papers necessary to enable me to enact the role of
+Gringuet's deputy. Though I had been two or three times to
+Villebon, I had never been within two leagues of Le Mesnil, and
+had no reason to suppose that I should be recognised; but to
+lessen the probability of this I put on a plain suit belonging to
+Maignan, with a black-hilted sword, and no ornaments. I
+furthermore waited to enter the town until evening, so that my
+presence, being reported, might be taken for granted before I was
+seen.
+
+In a larger place my scheme must have miscarried, but in this
+little town on the hill, looking over the plain of vineyards and
+cornfields, with inn, market-house, and church in the square, and
+on the fourth side the open battlements, whence the towers of
+Chartres could be seen on a clear day, I looked to have to do
+only with small men, and saw no reason why it should fail.
+
+Accordingly, riding up to the inn about sunset, I called, with an
+air, for the landlord. There were half-a-dozen loungers seated
+in a row on a bench before the door, and one of these went in to
+fetch him. When the host came out, with his apron twisted round
+his waist, I asked him if he had a room.
+
+"Yes," he said, shading his eyes to look at me, "I have."
+
+"Very well," I answered pompously, considering that I had just
+such an audience as I desired--by which I mean one that, without
+being too critical, would spread the news. "I am M. Gringuet's
+deputy, and I am here with authority to collect and remit,
+receive and give receipts for, his Majesty's taxes, tolls, and
+dues, now, or to be, due and owing. Therefore, my friend, I will
+trouble you to show me to my room.
+
+I thought that this announcement would impress him as much as I
+desired; but, to my surprise, he only stared at me. "Eh!" he
+exclaimed at last, in a faltering tone, "M. Gringuet's deputy?"
+
+"Yes," I said, dismounting somewhat impatiently; "he is ill with
+the gout and cannot come."
+
+"And you--are his deputy?"
+
+"I have said so."
+
+Still he did not move to do my bidding, but continued to rub his
+bald head and stare at me as if I fascinated him. "Well, I am--I
+mean--I think we are full," he stammered at last, with his eyes
+like saucers.
+
+I replied, with some impatience, that he had just said that he
+had a room; adding, that if I was not in it and comfortably
+settled before five minutes were up I would know the reason. I
+thought that this would settle the matter, whatever maggot had
+got into the man's head; and, in a way, it did so, for he begged
+my pardon hastily, and made way for me to enter, calling, at the
+same time, to a lad who was standing by, to attend to the horses.
+But when we were inside the door, instead of showing me through
+the kitchen to my room, he muttered something, and hurried away;
+leaving me to wonder what was amiss with him, and why the
+loungers outside, who had listened with all their ears to our
+conversation, had come in after us as far as they dared, and were
+regarding us with an odd mixture of suspicion and amusement.
+
+The landlord remained long away, and seemed, from sounds that
+came to my ears, to be talking with someone in a distant room.
+At length, however, he returned, bearing a candle and followed by
+a serving-man. I asked him roughly why he had been so long, and
+began to rate him; but he took the words out of my mouth by his
+humility, and going before me through the kitchen--where his wife
+and two or three maids who were about the fire stopped to look at
+us, with the basting spoons in their hands--he opened a door
+which led again into the outer air.
+
+"It is across the yard," he said apologetically, as he went
+before, and opening a second door, stood aside for us to enter.
+"But it is a good room, and, if you please, a fire shall be
+lighted. The shutters are closed," he continued, as we passed
+him, Maignan and "La Trape carrying my baggage, "but they shall
+be opened. Hallo! Pierre! Pierre, there! Open these shut--"
+
+On the word his voice rose--and broke; and in a moment the door,
+through which we had all passed unsuspecting, fell to with a
+crash behind us. Before we could move we heard the bars drop
+across it. A little before, La Trape had taken a candle from
+someone's hand to light me the better; and therefore we were not
+in darkness. But the light this gave only served to impress on
+us what the falling bars and the rising sound of voices outside
+had already told us--that we were outwitted! We were prisoners.
+
+The room in which we stood, looking foolishly at one another, was
+a great barn-like chamber, with small windows high in the
+unplaistered walls. A long board set on trestles, and two or
+three stools placed round it--on the occasion, perhaps, of some
+recent festivity--had for a moment deceived us, and played the
+landlord's game.
+
+In the first shock of the discovery, hearing the bars drop home,
+we stood gaping, and wondering what it meant. Then Maignan, with
+an oath, sprang to the door and tried it--fruitlessly.
+
+I joined him more at my leisure, and raising my voice, asked
+angrily what this folly meant. "Open the door there! Do you
+hear, landlord?" I cried.
+
+No one moved, though Maignan continued to rattle the door
+furiously.
+
+"Do you hear?" I repeated, between anger and amazement at the
+fix in which we had placed ourselves. "Open!"
+
+But, although the murmur of voices outside the door grew louder,
+no one answered, and I had time to take in the full absurdity of
+the position; to measure the height; of the windows with my eye
+and plumb the dark shadows under the rafters, where the feebler
+rays of our candle lost themselves; to appreciate, in a word, the
+extent of our predicament. Maignan was furious, La Trape
+vicious, while my own equanimity scarcely supported me against
+the thought that we should probably be where we were until the
+arrival of my people, whom I had directed my wife to send to Le
+Mesnil at noon next day. Their coming would free us, indeed, but
+at the cost of ridicule and laughter. Never was man worse
+placed.
+
+Wincing at the thought, I bade Maignan be silent; and, drumming
+on the door myself, I called for the landlord. Someone who had
+been giving directions in a tone of great, consequence ceased
+speaking, and came close to the door. After listening a moment,
+he struck it with his hand.
+
+"Silence, rogues!" he cried. "Do you hear? Silence there,
+unless you want your ears nailed to the post."
+
+"Fool!" I answered. "Open the door instantly! Are you all mad
+here, that you shut up the King's servants in this way?"
+
+"The King's servants!" be cried, jeering at us. "Where are
+they?"
+
+"Here!" I answered, swallowing my rage as well as I might. "I
+am M. Gringuet's deputy, and if you do not this instant--"
+
+"M. Gringuet's deputy! Ho! ho!" he said. "Why, you fool, M.
+Gringuet's deputy arrived two hours before you. You must get up
+a little earlier another time. They are poor tricksters who are
+too late for the fair. And now be silent, and it may save you a
+stripe or two to-morrow."
+
+There are situations in which even the greatest find it hard to
+maintain their dignity, and this was one. I looked at Maignan
+and La Trape, and they at me, and by the light of the lanthorn
+which the latter held I saw that they were smiling, doubtless at
+the dilemma in which we had innocently placed ourselves. But I
+found nothing to laugh at in the position; since the people
+outside might at any moment leave us where we were to fast until
+morning; and, after a moment's reflection, I called out to know
+who the speaker on the other side was.
+
+"I am M. de Fonvelle," he answered.
+
+"Well, M. de Fonvelle," I replied, "I advise you to have a care
+what you do. I am M. Gringuet's deputy. The other man is an
+impostor."
+
+He laughed.
+
+"He has no papers," I cried.
+
+"Oh, yes, he has!" he answered, mocking me. "M. Curtin has seen
+them, my fine fellow, and he is not one to pay money without
+warrant."
+
+At this several laughed, and a quavering voice chimed in with
+"Oh, yes, he has papers! I have seen them. Still, in a case--"
+
+"There!" M. Fonvelle cried, drowning the other's words. "Now
+are you satisfied--you in there?"
+
+But M. Curtin had not done. "He has papers," he piped again in
+his thin voice.
+
+"Still, M. de Fonvelle, it is well to be cautious, and--"
+
+"Tut, tut! it is all right."
+
+"He has papers, but he has no authority!" I shouted.
+
+"He has seals," Fonvelle answered. "It is all right."
+
+"It is all wrong!" I retorted. "Wrong, I say! Go to your man,
+and you will find him gone--gone with your money, M. Curtin."
+
+Two or three laughed, but I heard the sound of feet hurrying
+away, and I guessed that Curtin had retired to satisfy himself.
+Nevertheless, the moment which followed was an anxious one,
+since, if my random shot missed, I knew that I should find myself
+in a worse position than before. But judging--from the fact that
+the deputy had not confronted us himself--that he was an
+impostor, to whom Gringuet's illness had suggested the scheme on
+which I had myself hit, I hoped for the best; and, to be sure, in
+a moment an outcry arose in the house and quickly spread. Of
+those at the door, some cried to their fellows to hearken, while
+others hastened off to see. Yet still a little time elapsed,
+during which I burned with impatience; and then the crowd came
+trampling back, all wrangling and speaking at once.
+
+At the door the chattering ceased, and, a hand being laid on the
+bar, in a moment the door was thrown open, and I walked out with
+what dignity I might. Outside, the scene which met my eyes might
+have been, under other circumstances, diverting. Before me stood
+the landlord of the inn, bowing with a light in each hand, as if
+the more he bent his backbone the more he must propitiate me;
+while a fat, middle-aged man at his elbow, whom I took to be
+Fonvelle, smiled feebly at me with a chapfallen expression. A
+little aside, Curtin, a shrivelled old fellow, was wringing his
+hands over his loss; and behind and round these, peeping over
+their shoulders and staring under their arms, clustered a curious
+crowd of busybodies, who, between amusement at the joke and awe
+of the great men, had much ado to control their merriment.
+
+The host began to mutter apologies, but I cut him short. "I will
+talk to you to-morrow!" I said, in a voice which made him shake
+in his shoes. "Now give me supper, lights, and a room--and
+hurry. For you, M. Fonvelle, you are an ass! And for the
+gentleman there, who has filled the rogue's purse, he will do
+well another time to pay the King his dues!"
+
+With that I left the two--Fonvelle purple with indignation, and
+Curtin with eyes and mouth agape and tears stayed--and followed
+my host to his best room, Maignan and La Trape attending me with
+very grim faces. Here the landlord would have repeated his
+apologies, but my thoughts beginning to revert to the purpose
+which had brought me hither, I affected to be offended, that, by
+keeping all at a distance, I might the more easily preserve my
+character.
+
+I succeeded so well that, though half the town, through which the
+news of my adventure had spread, as fire spreads in tinder, were
+assembled outside the inn until a late hour, no one was admitted
+to see me; and when I made my appearance next morning in the
+market-place and took my seat, with my two attendants, at a table
+by the corn-measures, this reserve had so far impressed the
+people that the smiles which greeted me scarcely exceeded those
+which commonly welcome a tax-collector. Some had paid, and,
+foreseeing the necessity of paying again, found little that was
+diverting in the jest. Others thought it no laughing matter to
+pay once; and a few had come as ill out of the adventure as I
+had. Under these circumstances, we quickly settled to work, no
+one entertaining the slightest suspicion; and La Trape, who could
+accommodate himself to anything, playing the part of clerk, I was
+presently receiving money and hearing excuses; the minute
+acquaintance with the routine of the finances, which I had made
+it my business to acquire, rendering the work easy to me.
+
+We had not been long engaged, however, when Fonvelle put in an
+appearance, and elbowing the peasants aside, begged to speak with
+me apart. I rose and stepped back with him two or three paces;
+on which he winked at me in a very knowing fashion, "I am M. de
+Fonvelle," he said. And he winked again.
+
+"Ah!" I said.
+
+"My name is not in your list."
+
+"I find it there," I replied, raising a hand to my ear.
+
+"Tut, tut! you do not understand," he muttered. "Has not
+Gringuet told you?"
+
+"What?" I said, pretending to be a little deaf.
+
+"Has not--"
+
+I shook my head.
+
+"Has not Gringuet told you?" he repeated, reddening with anger;
+and this time speaking, on compulsion, so loudly that the
+peasants could hear him.
+
+I answered him in the same tone. "Yes," I said roundly. "He has
+told me; of course, that every year you give him two hundred
+livres to omit your name."
+
+He glanced behind him with an oath. "Man, are you mad?" he
+gasped, his jaw falling. "They will hear you."
+
+"Yes," I said loudly, "I mean them to hear me."
+
+I do not know what he thought of this--perhaps that I was mad--
+but he staggered back from me, and looked wildly round. Finding
+everyone laughing, he looked again at me, but still failed to
+understand; on which, with another oath, he turned on his heel,
+and forcing his way through the grinning crowd, was out of sight
+in a moment.
+
+I was about to return to my seat, when a pursy, pale-faced man,
+with small eyes and a heavy jowl, whom I had before noticed,
+pushed his way through the line, and came to me. Though his
+neighbours were all laughing he was sober, and in a moment I
+understood why.
+
+"I am very deaf," he said in a whisper. "My name, Monsieur, is
+Philippon. I am a--"
+
+I made a sign to him that I could not hear.
+
+"I am the silk merchant," he continued pretty audibly, but with a
+suspicious glance behind him. "Probably you have--"
+
+Again I signed to him that I could not hear.
+
+"You have heard of me?"
+
+"From M. Gringuet?" I said very loudly.
+
+"Yes," he answered in a similar tone; for, aware that deaf
+persons cannot hear their own voices and are seldom able to judge
+how loudly they are speaking, I had led him to this. "And I
+suppose that you will do as he did?"
+
+"How?" I asked. "In what way?"
+
+He touched his pocket with a stealthy gesture, unseen by the
+people behind him.
+
+Again I made a sign as if I could not hear.
+
+"Take the usual little gift?" he said, finding himself compelled
+to speak.
+
+"I cannot hear a word," I bellowed. By this time the crowd were
+shaking with laughter.
+
+"Accept the usual gift?" he said, his fat, pale face perspiring,
+and his little pig's eyes regarding me balefully.
+
+"And let you pay one quarter?" I said.
+
+"Yes," he answered.
+
+But this, and the simplicity with which he said it, drew so loud
+a roar of laughter from the crowd as penetrated even to his
+dulled senses. Turning abruptly, as if a bee had stung him, he
+found the place convulsed with merriment; and perceiving, in an
+instant, that I had played upon him, though he could not
+understand how or why, he glared about him a moment, muttered
+something which I could not catch, and staggered away with the
+gait of a drunken man.
+
+After this, it was useless to suppose that I could amuse myself
+with others. The crowd, which had never dreamed of such a tax-
+collector, and could scarcely believe either eyes or ears,
+hesitated to come forward even to pay; and I was considering what
+I should do next, when a commotion in one corner of the square
+drew my eyes to that quarter. I looked and saw at first only
+Curtin. Then, the crowd dividing and making way for him, I
+perceived that he had the real Gringuet with him--Gringuet, who
+rode through the market with an air of grim majesty, with one
+foot in a huge slipper and eyes glaring with ill-temper.
+
+Doubtless Curtin, going to him on the chance of hearing something
+of the rogue who had cheated him, had apprised the tax-collector
+of the whole matter; for on seeing me in my chair of state, he
+merely grinned in a vicious way, and cried to the nearest not to
+let me escape. "We have lost one rogue, but we will hang the
+other," he said. And while the townsfolk stood dumbfounded round
+us, he slipped with a groan from his horse, and bade his two
+servants seize me.
+
+"And do you," he called to the host, "see that you help, my man!
+You have harboured him, and you shall pay for it if he escapes."
+
+With that he hopped a step nearer; and then, not dreaming of
+resistance, sank with another groan--for his foot was immensely
+swollen by the journey--into the chair from which I had risen.
+
+A glance showed me that, if I would not be drawn into an unseemly
+brawl, I must act; and meeting Maignan's eager eye fixed upon my
+face, I nodded. In a second he seized the unsuspecting Gringuet
+by the neck, snatched him up from the chair, and flung him half-
+a-dozen paces away. "Lie there," he cried, "you insolent rascal!
+Who told you to sit before your betters?"
+
+The violence of the action, and Maignan's heat, were such that
+the nearest drew back affrighted; and even Gringuet's servants
+recoiled, while the market people gasped with astonishment. But
+I knew that the respite would last a moment only, and I stood
+forward. "Arrest that man," I said, pointing to the collector,
+who was grovelling on the ground, nursing his foot and shrieking
+foul threats at us.
+
+In a second my two men stood over him. "In the King's name," La
+Trape cried; "let no man interfere."
+
+"Raise him up," I continued, "and set him before me; and Curtin
+also, and Fonvelle, and Philippon; and Lescaut, the corn-dealer,
+if he is here."
+
+I spoke boldly, but I felt some misgiving. So mighty, however,
+is the habit of command, that the crowd, far from resisting,
+thrust forward the men I named. Still, I could not count on this
+obedience, and it was with pleasure that I saw at this moment, as
+I looked over the heads of the crowd, a body of horsemen entering
+the square. They halted an instant, looking at the unusual
+concourse; while the townsfolk, interrupted in the middle of the
+drama, knew not which way to stare. Then Boisrueil, seeing me,
+and that I was holding some sort of court, spurred his horse
+through the press, and saluted me.
+
+"Let half-a-dozen of your varlets dismount and guard these men,"
+I said; "and do you, you rogue," I continued, addressing
+Gringuet, "answer me, and tell me the truth. How much does each
+of these knaves give you to cheat the King, and your master?
+Curtin first. How much does he give you?"
+
+"My lord," he answered, pale and shaking, yet with a mutinous
+gleam in his eyes, "I have a right to know first before whom I
+stand."
+
+"Enough," I thundered, "that it is before one who has the right
+to question you! answer me, villain, and be quick. What is the
+sum of Curtin's bribe?"
+
+He stood white and mute.
+
+"Fonvelle's?"
+
+Still he stood silent, glaring with the devil in his eyes; while
+the other men whimpered and protested their innocence, and the
+crowd stared as if they could never see enough.
+
+"Philippon's?"
+
+"I take no bribes," he muttered.
+
+"Lescaut's?"
+
+"Not a denier."
+
+"Liar!" I exclaimed. "Liar, who devour widows' houses and poor
+men's corn! Who grind the weak and say it is the King; and let
+the rich go free. Answer me, and answer the truth. How much do
+these men give you?"
+
+"Nothing," he said defiantly.
+
+"Very well," I answered; "then I will have the list. It is in
+your shoe."
+
+"I have no list," he said, beginning to tremble.
+
+"It is in your shoe," I repeated, pointing to his gouty foot.
+"Maignan, off with his shoe, and look in it."
+
+Disregarding his shrieks of pain, they tore it off and looked in
+it. There was no list.
+
+"Off with his stocking," I said roundly.
+
+"It is there."
+
+He flung himself down at that, cursing and protesting by turns.
+But I remembered the trampled corn, and the girl's bleeding face,
+and I was inexorable. The stocking was drawn off, not too
+tender]y, and turned inside out. Still no list was found.
+
+"He has it," I persisted. "We have tried the shoe and we have
+tried the stocking, now we must try the foot. Fetch a stirrup-
+leather, and do you hold him, and let one of the grooms give him
+a dozen on that foot."
+
+But at that he gave way; he flung himself on his knees, screaming
+for mercy.
+
+"The list!" I said,
+
+"I have no list! I have none!" he wailed.
+
+"Then give it me out of your head. Curtin, how much?"
+
+He glanced at the man I named, and shivered, and for a moment was
+silent. But one of the grooms approaching with the stirrup-
+leather, he found his voice. "Forty crowns," he muttered.
+
+"Fonvelle?"
+
+"The same."
+
+I made him confess also the sums which he had received from
+Lescaut and Philippon, and then the names of seven others who had
+been in the habit of bribing him. Satisfied that he had so far
+told the truth, I bade him put on his stocking and shoe. "And
+now," I said to Boisrueil, when this was done, "take him to the
+whipping-post there, and tie him up; and see that each man of the
+eleven gives him a stripe for every crown with which he has
+bribed him--and good ones, or I will have them tied up in his
+place. Do you hear, you rascals?" I continued to the trembling
+culprits. "Off, and do your duty, or I will have your backs
+bare."
+
+But the wretch, as cowardly as he had been cruel, flung himself
+down and crawled, sobbing and crying, to my feet. I had no
+mercy, however. "Take him away," I said, "It is such men as
+these give kings a bad name. Take him away, and see you flay him
+well."
+
+He sprang up then, forgetting his gout, and made a frantic
+attempt to escape. But in a moment he was overcome, hauled away,
+and tied up; and though I did not wait to see the sentence
+carried out, but entered the inn, the shrill screams he uttered
+under the punishment reached me, even there, and satisfied me
+that Fonvelle and his fellows were not; holding their hands.
+
+It is a sad reflection, however, that for one such sinner brought
+to justice ten, who commit the same crimes, go free, and
+flourishing on iniquity, bring the King's service, and his
+officers, into evil repute.
+
+
+
+XI. THE CAT AND THE KING.
+
+It was in the spring of the year 1609 that at the King's instance
+I had a suite of apartments fitted up for him at the Arsenal,
+that he might visit me, whenever it pleased him, without putting
+my family to inconvenience; in another place will be found an
+account of the six thousand crowns a year which he was so
+obliging as to allow me for this purpose. He honoured me by
+using these rooms, which consisted of a hall, a chamber, a
+wardrobe, and a closet, two or three times in the course of that
+year, availing himself of my attendants and cook; and the free
+opportunities of consulting me on the Great Undertaking, which
+this plan afforded, led me to hope that notwithstanding the envy
+of my detractors, he would continue to adopt it. That he did not
+do so, nor ever visited me after the close of that year, was due
+not so much to the lamentable event, soon to be related, which
+within a few months deprived France of her greatest sovereign, as
+to a strange matter that attended his last stay with me. I have
+since had cause to think that this did not receive at the time as
+much attention as it deserved; and have even imagined that had I
+groped a little deeper into the mystery I might have found a clue
+to the future as well as the past, and averted one more, and the
+last, danger from my beloved master. But Providence would not
+have it so; a slight indisposition under which I was suffering at
+the time rendered me less able, both in mind and body; the result
+being that Henry, who was always averse to the publication of
+these ominous episodes, and held that being known they bred the
+like in mischievous minds, had his way, the case ending in no
+more than the punishment of a careless rascal.
+
+On the occasion of this last visit--the third, I think, that he
+paid me--the King, who had been staying at Chantilly, came to me
+from Lusarche, where he lay the intervening night. My coaches
+went to meet him at the gates a little before noon, but he did
+not immediately arrive, and being at leisure and having assured
+myself that the dinner of twelve covers, which he had directed to
+be ready, was in course of preparation, I went with my wife to
+inspect his rooms and satisfy myself that everything was in
+order.
+
+They were in charge of La Trape, a man of address and
+intelligence, whom I have had cause to mention more than once in
+the course of these memoirs. He met me at the door and conducted
+us through the rooms with an air of satisfaction; nor could I
+find the slightest fault, until my wife, looking about her with a
+woman's eye for minute things, paused by the bed in the chamber,
+and directed my attention to something on the floor.
+
+She stooped over it. "What is this?" she asked. "Has something
+been--"
+
+"Upset here?" I said, looking also. There was a little pool of
+white liquid on the floor beside the bed.
+
+La Trape uttered an exclamation of annoyance, and explained that
+he had not seen it before; that it had not been there five
+minutes earlier; and that he did not know how it came to be there
+now.
+
+"What is it?" I said, looking about for some pitcher that might;
+have overflowed; but finding none. "Is it milk?"
+
+"I don't know, your excellency," he answered. "But it shall be
+removed at once."
+
+"See that it is," I said. "Are the boughs in the fire-place
+fresh?" For the weather was still warm and we had not lit a
+fire.
+
+"Yes, your excellency; quite fresh."
+
+"Well, see to that, and remove it," I said, pointing to the mess.
+"It looks ill."
+
+And with that the matter passed from my mind; the more completely
+as I heard at that moment the sound of the King's approach, and
+went into the court-yard to receive him. He brought with him
+Roquelaure, de Vic, Erard the engineer, and some others, but none
+whom he did not know that I should be glad to receive. He dined
+well, and after dinner amused himself with seeing the young men
+ride at the ring, and even rode a course himself with his usual
+skill; that being, if I remember rightly, the last occasion on
+which I ever saw him take a lance. Before supper he walked for a
+time in the hall, with Sillery, for whom he had sent; and after
+supper, pronouncing himself tired, he dismissed all, and retired
+with me to his chamber. Here we had some talk on a subject that
+I greatly dreaded--I mean his infatuation for Madame de Conde;
+but about eleven o'clock he yawned, and, after thanking me for a
+reception which he said was quite to his mind, he bade me go to
+bed.
+
+I was half way to the door when he called me back. "Why, Grand
+Master," he said, pointing to the little table by the head of the
+bed on which his night drinks stood, "you might be going to drown
+me. Do you expect me to drink all these in the night?"
+
+"I think that there is only your posset, sire," I said, "and the
+lemon-water which you generally drink."
+
+"And two or three other things?"
+
+"Perhaps they have given your majesty some of the Arbois wine
+that you were good enough to--"
+
+"Tut-tut!" he said, lifting the cover of one of the cups. "This
+is not wine. It may be a milk-posset."
+
+"Yes, sire; very likely," I said drowsily.
+
+"But it is not!" he answered, when he had smelled it. "It is
+plain milk! Come, my friend," he continued, looking drolly at
+me, "have you turned leech, or I babe is arms that you put such
+strong liquors before me? However, to show you that I have some
+childish tastes left, and am not so depraved as you have been
+trying to make me out for the last hour--I will drink your health
+in it. It would serve you right if I made you pledge me in the
+same liquor!"
+
+The cup was at his lips when I sprang forward and, heedless of
+ceremony, caught his arm. "Pardon, sire!" I cried, in sudden
+agitation. "If that is milk, I gave no order that it should be
+placed here; and I know nothing of its origin. I beg that you
+will not drink it, until I have made some inquiry."
+
+"They have all been tasted?" he asked, still holding the cup in
+his hand with the lid raised, but looking at it gravely.
+
+"They should have been!" I answered. "But La Trape, whom I made
+answerable for that, is outside. I will go and question him. If
+you will wait, sire, a moment--"
+
+"No," Henry said. "Have him here."
+
+I gave the order to the pages who were waiting outside, and in a
+moment La Trape appeared, looking startled and uncomfortable.
+Naturally, his first glance was given to the King, who had taken
+his seat on the edge of the bed, but still held the cup in his
+hand. After asking the King's permission, I said, "What drinks
+did you place on the table, here, sirrah?"
+
+He looked more uncomfortable at this, but he answered boldly
+enough that he had served a posset, some lemon water, and some
+milk.
+
+"But orders were given only for the lemon-water and the posset,"
+I said.
+
+"True, your excellency," he answered. "But when I went to the
+pantry hatch, to see the under-butler carry up the tray, I found
+that the milk was on the tray; and I supposed that you had given
+another order."
+
+"Possibly Madame de Sully," the King said, looking at me, "gave
+the order to add it?"
+
+"She would not presume to do so, sire," I answered, sternly.
+"Nor do I in the least understand the matter. But at one thing
+we can easily arrive. You tasted all of these, man?"
+
+La Trape said he had.
+
+"You drank a quantity, a substantial quantity of each--according
+to the orders given to you? I persisted.
+
+"Yes, your excellency."
+
+But I caught a guilty look in his eyes, and in a gust of rage I
+cried out that he lied. "The truth!" I thundered, in a terrible
+voice. "The truth, you villain; you did not taste all?"
+
+"I did, your excellency; as God is above, I did!" he answered.
+But he had grown pale, and he looked at the King in a terrified
+way.
+
+"You did?"
+
+"Yes!"
+
+Yet I did not believe him, and I was about to give him the lie
+again, when the King intervened. "Quite so," he said to La Trape
+with a smile. "You drank, my good fellow, of the posset and the
+lemon water, and you tasted the milk, but you did not drink of
+it. Is not that the whole truth?"
+
+"Yes, sire," he whimpered, breaking down. "But I--I gave some to
+a cat."
+
+"And the cat is no worse?"
+
+"No, sire."
+
+"There, Grand Master," the King said, turning to me, "that is the
+truth, I think. What do you say to it?"
+
+"That the rest is simple," I answered, grimly. "He did not drink
+it before; but he will drink it now, sire."
+
+The King, sitting on the bed, laughed and looked at La Trape; as
+if his good-nature almost led him to interpose. But after a
+moment's hesitation he thought better of it, and handed me the
+cup. "Very well," he said; "he is your man. Have your way with
+him. After all, he should have drunk it."
+
+"He shall drink it now, or be broken on the wheel!" I said. "Do
+you hear, you?" I continued, turning to him in a white heat of
+rage at the thought of his negligence, and the price it might
+have cost me. "Take it, and beware that you do not drop or spill
+it. For I swear that that shall not save you!"
+
+He took the cup with a pale face, and hands that shook so much
+that he needed both to support the vessel. He hesitated, too, so
+long that, had I not possessed the best of reasons for believing
+in his fidelity, I should have suspected him of more than
+negligence. The shadow of his tall figure seemed to waver on the
+tapestry behind him; and with a little imagination I might have
+thought that the lights in the room had sunk. The soft
+whispering of the pages outside could be heard, and a stifled
+laugh; but inside there was not a sound. He carried the cup to
+his lips; then he lowered it again.
+
+I took a step forward.
+
+He recoiled a pace, his face ghastly. "Patience, excellency," he
+said, hoarsely. "I shall drink it. But I want to speak first."
+
+"Speak!" the King answered.
+
+"If there is death in it, I take God to witness that I know
+nothing, and knew nothing! There is some witch's work here it is
+not the first time that I have come across this devil's milk to-
+day! But I take God to witness I know nothing! Now it is here I
+will drink it, and--"
+
+He did not finish the sentence, but drawing a deep breath raised
+the cup to his lips. I saw the apple in his throat rise and fall
+with the effort he made to swallow, but he drank so slowly that
+it seemed to me that he would never drain the cap. Nor did he,
+for when he had swallowed, as far as I could judge from the
+tilting of the cup, about half of the milk, Henry rose suddenly
+and, seizing it, took it from him with his own hand.
+
+"That will do," the King said. "Do you feel ill?"
+
+La Trape drew a trembling hand across his brow, on which the
+sweat stood in beads; but instead of answering he remained
+silent, gazing fixedly before him. We waited and watched, and at
+length, when I should think three minutes had elapsed, he changed
+his position for one of greater ease, and I saw his face relax.
+The unnatural pallor faded, and the open lips closed. A minute
+later he spoke. "I feel nothing, sire," he said.
+
+The King looked at me drolly. "Then take five minutes more," he
+said. "Go, and stare at Judith there, cutting off the head of
+Holofernes"--for that was the story of the tapestry--"and come
+when I call you."
+
+La Trape went to the other end of the chamber. "Well," the King
+said, inviting me by a sign to sit down beside him, "is it a
+comedy or a tragedy, my friend? Or, tell me, what was it he
+meant when he said that about the other milk?"
+
+I explained, the matter seeming so trivial now that I came to
+tell it--though it; had doubtless contributed much to La Trape's
+fright--that I had to apologize.
+
+"Still it is odd,"the King said. "These drinks were not here, at
+that time, of course?"
+
+"No, sire; they have been brought up within the hour."
+
+"Well, your butler must explain it." And with that he raised his
+voice and called La Trape back; who came, looking red and
+sheepish.
+
+"Not dead yet?" the King said.
+
+"No, sire."
+
+"Nor ill?"
+
+"No, sire."
+
+"Then begone. Or, stay!" Henry continued. "Throw the rest of
+this stuff into the fire-place. It may be harmless, but I have
+no mind to drink it by mistake."
+
+La Trape emptied the cup among the green boughs that filled the
+hearth, and hastened to withdraw. It seemed to be too late to
+make further inquiries that night; so after listening to two or
+three explanations which the King hazarded, but which had all too
+fanciful an air in my eyes, I took my leave and retired.
+
+Whether, however, the scene had raised too violent a commotion in
+my mind, or I was already sickening for the illness I have
+mentioned, I found it impossible to sleep; and spent the greater
+part of the night in a fever of fears and forebodings. The
+responsibility which the King's presence cast upon me lay so
+heavily upon my waking mind that I could not lie; and long before
+the King's usual hour of rising I was at his door inquiring how
+he did. No one knew, for the page whose turn it was to sleep at
+his feet had not come out; but while I stood questioning, the
+King's voice was heard, bidding me enter. I went in, and found
+him sitting up with a haggard face, which told me, before he
+spoke, that he had slept little better than I had. The shutters
+were thrown wide open, and the cold morning light poured into the
+room with an effect rather sombre than bright; the huge figures
+on the tapestry looming huger from a drab and melancholy
+background, and the chamber presenting all those features of
+disorder that in a sleeping-room lie hid at night, only to show
+themselves in a more vivid shape in the morning.
+
+The King sent his page out, and bade me sit by him. "I have had
+a bad night," he said, with a shudder. "Grand Master, I doubt
+that astrologer was right, and I shall never see Germany, nor
+carry out my designs."
+
+Seeing the state in which he was, I could think of nothing better
+than to rally him, and even laugh at him. "You think so now,
+sire," I said. "It is the cold hour. By and by, when you have
+broken your fast, you will think differently."
+
+"But, it may be, less correctly," he answered; and as he sat
+looking before him with gloomy eyes, he heaved a deep sigh. "My
+friend," he said, mournfully, "I want to live, and I am going to
+die."
+
+"Of what?" I asked, gaily.
+
+"I do not know; but I dreamed last night that a house fell on me
+in the Rue de la Ferronerie, and I cannot help thinking that I
+shall die in that way."
+
+"Very well," I said. "It is well to know that."
+
+He asked me peevishly what I meant.
+
+"Only," I explained, "that, in that case, as your Majesty need
+never pass through that street, you have it in your hands to live
+for ever."
+
+"Perhaps it may not happen there--in that very street," he
+answered.
+
+"And perhaps it may not happen yet," I rejoined. And then, more
+seriously, "Come, sire," I continued, "why this sudden weakness?
+I have known you face death a hundred times."
+
+"But not after such a dream as I had last night," he said, with a
+grimace--yet I could see that he was already comforted. "I
+thought that I was passing along that street in my coach, and on
+a sudden, between St. Innocent's church and the notary's--there
+is a notary's there?"
+
+"Yes, sire," I said, somewhat surprised.
+
+"I heard a great roar, and something struck me down, and I found
+myself pinned to the ground, in darkness, with my mouth full of
+dust, and an immense beam on my chest. I lay for a time in
+agony, fighting for breath, and then my brain seemed to burst in
+my head, and I awoke."
+
+"I have had such a dream, sire," I said, drily.
+
+"Last night?"
+
+"No," I said, "not last night."
+
+He saw what I meant, and laughed; and being by this time quite
+himself, left that and passed to discussing the strange affair of
+La Trape and the milk. "Have you found, as yet, who was good
+enough to supply it?" he asked.
+
+"No, sire," I answered. "But I will see La Trape, and as soon as
+I have learned anything, your majesty shall know it."
+
+"I suppose he is not far off now," he suggested. "Send for him.
+Ten to one he will have made inquiries, and it will amuse us."
+
+I went to the door and, opening it a trifle, bade the page who
+waited send La Trape. He passed on the message to a crowd of
+sleepy attendants, and quickly, but not before I had gone back to
+the King's bedside, La Trape entered.
+
+Having my eyes turned the other way, I did not at once remark
+anything. But the King did; and his look of astonishment, no
+less than the exclamation which accompanied it, arrested my
+attention. "St. Gris, man!" he cried. "What is the matter?
+Speak!"
+
+La Trape, who had stopped just within the door, made an effort to
+do so, but no sound passed his lips; while his pallor and the
+fixed glare of his eyes filled me with the worst apprehensions.
+It was impossible to look at him and not share his fright, and I
+stepped forward and cried out to him to speak. "Answer the King,
+man," I said. "What is it?"
+
+He made an effort, and with a ghastly grimace, "The cat is dead!"
+he said.
+
+For a moment we were all silent. Then I looked at the King, and
+he at me, with gloomy meaning in our eyes. He was the first to
+speak. "The cat to whom you gave the milk?" he said.
+
+"Yes, sire," La Trape answered, in a voice that seemed to come
+from his heart.
+
+"But still, courage!" the King cried. "Courage, man! A dose
+that would kill a cat may not kill a man. Do you feel ill?"
+
+"Oh, yes, sire," La Trape moaned.
+
+"What do you feel?"
+
+"I have a trembling in all my limbs, and ah--ah, my God, I am a
+dead man! I have a burning here--a pain like hot coals in my
+vitals!" And, leaning against the wall, the unfortunate man
+clasped his arms round his body and bent himself up and down in a
+paroxysm of suffering.
+
+"A doctor! a doctor!" Henry cried, thrusting one leg out of bed.
+"Send for Du Laurens!" Then, as I went to the door to do so, "Can
+you be sick, man?" he asked. "Try!"
+
+"No, no; it is impossible!"
+
+"But try, try! when did this cat die?"
+
+"It is outside," La Trape groaned. He could say no more.
+
+I had opened the door by this time, and found the attendants,
+whom the man's cries had alarmed, in a cluster round it.
+Silencing them sternly, I bade one go for M. Du Laurens, the
+King's physician, while another brought me the cat that was dead.
+
+The page who had spent the night in the King's chamber, fetched
+it. I told him to bring it in, and ordering the others to let
+the doctor pass when he arrived, I closed the door upon their
+curiosity, and went back to the King. He had left his bed and
+was standing near La Trape, endeavouring to hearten him; now
+telling him to tickle his throat with a feather, and now watching
+his sufferings in silence, with a face of gloom and despondency
+that sufficiently betrayed his reflections. At sight of the
+page, however, carrying the dead cat, he turned briskly, and we
+both examined the beast which, already rigid, with staring eyes
+and uncovered teeth, was not a sight to cheer anyone, much less
+the stricken man. La Trape, however, seemed to be scarcely aware
+of its presence. He had sunk upon a chest which stood against
+the wall, and, with his body strangely twisted, was muttering
+prayers, while he rocked himself to and fro unceasingly.
+
+"It's stiff," the King said in a low voice. "It has been dead
+some hours."
+
+"Since midnight," I muttered.
+
+"Pardon, sire," the page, who was holding the cat, said; "I saw
+it after midnight. It was alive then."
+
+"You saw it!" I exclaimed. "How? Where?"
+
+"Here, your excellency," the boy answered, quailing a little.
+
+"What? In this room?"
+
+"Yes, excellency. I heard a noise about--I think about two
+o'clock--and his Majesty breathing very heavily, It was a noise
+like a cat spitting. It frightened me, and I rose from my pallet
+and went round the bed. I was just in time to see the cat jump
+down."
+
+"From the bed?"
+
+"Yes, your excellency. From his Majesty's chest, I think."
+
+"And you are sure that it was this cat?"
+
+"Yes, sire; for as soon as it was on the floor it began to writhe
+and roll and bite itself, with all its fur on end, like a mad
+cat. Then it flew to the door and tried to get out, and again
+began to spit furiously. I thought that it would awaken the
+King, and I let it out."
+
+"And then the King did awake?"
+
+"He was just awaking, your excellency."
+
+"Well, sire," I said, smiling, "this accounts, I think, for your
+dream of the house that fell, and the beam that lay on your
+chest."
+
+It would have been difficult to say whether at this the King
+looked more foolish or more relieved. Whichever the sentiment he
+entertained, however, it was quickly cut short by a lamentable
+cry that drove the blood from our cheeks. La Trape was in
+another paroxysm. "Oh, the poor man!" Henry cried.
+
+"I suppose that the cat came in unseen," I said; "with him last
+night, and then stayed in the room?"
+
+"Doubtless."
+
+"And was seized with a paroxysm here?"
+
+"Such as he has now!" Henry answered; for La Trape had fallen to
+the floor. "Such as he has now!" he repeated, his eyes flaming,
+his face pale. "Oh, my friend, this is too much. Those who do
+these things are devils, not men. Where is Du Laurens? Where is
+the doctor? He will perish before our eyes."
+
+"Patience, sire," I said. "He will come."
+
+"But in the meantime the man dies."
+
+"No, no," I said, going to La Trape, and touching his hand.
+"Yet, he is very cold." And turning, I sent the page to hasten
+the doctor. Then I begged the King to allow me to have the man
+conveyed into another room. "His sufferings distress you, sire,
+and you do him no good," I said.
+
+"No, he shall not go!" he answered. "Ventre Saint Gris! man, he
+is dying for me! He is dying in my place. He shall die here."
+
+Still ill satisfied, I was about to press him farther, when La
+Trape raised his voice, and feebly asked for me. A page who had
+taken the other's place was supporting his head, and two or three
+of my gentlemen, who had come in unbidden, were looking on with
+scared faces. I went to the poor fellow's side, and asked what I
+could do for him.
+
+"I am dying!" he muttered, turning up his eyes. "The doctor!
+the doctor!"
+
+I feared that he was passing, but I bade him have courage. "In a
+moment he will be here," I said; while the King in distraction
+sent messenger on messenger.
+
+"He will come too late," the sinking man answered. "Excellency?"
+
+"Yes, my good fellow," I said, stooping that I might hear him the
+better.
+
+"I took ten pistoles yesterday from a man to get him a scullion's
+place; and there is none vacant."
+
+"It is forgiven," I said, to soothe him.
+
+"And your excellency's favourite hound, Diane," he gasped. "She
+had three puppies, not two. I sold the other."
+
+"Well, it is forgiven, my friend. It is forgiven. Be easy," I
+said kindly.
+
+"Ah, I have been a villain," he groaned. "I have lived loosely.
+Only last night I kissed the butler's wench, and--"
+
+"Be easy, be easy," I said. "Here is the doctor. He will save
+you yet."
+
+And I made way for M. Du Laurens, who, having saluted the King,
+knelt down by the sick man, and felt his pulse; while we all
+stood round, looking down on the two with grave faces. It seemed
+to me that the man's eyes were growing dim, and I had little
+hope. The King was the first to break the silence. "You have
+hope?" he said. "You can save him?"
+
+"Pardon, sire, a moment," the physician answered, rising from his
+knees. "Where is the cat?"
+
+Someone brought it, and M. Du Laurens, after looking at it, said
+curtly, "It has been poisoned."
+
+La Trape uttered a groan of despair. "At what hour did it take
+the milk?" the physician asked.
+
+"A little before ten last evening," I said, seeing that La Trape
+was too far gone for speech.
+
+"Ah! And the man?"
+
+"An hour later."
+
+Du Laurens shook his head, and was preparing to lay down the cat,
+which he had taken in his hands, when some appearance led him to
+examine it again and more closely. "Why what is this?" he
+exclaimed, in a tone of surprise, as he took the body to the
+window. "There is a large swelling under its chin."
+
+No one answered.
+
+"Give me a pair of scissors," he continued; and then, after a
+minute, when they had been handed to him and he had removed the
+fur, "Ha!" he said gravely, "this is not so simple as I thought.
+The cat has been poisoned, but by a prick with some sharp
+instrument."
+
+The King uttered an exclamation of incredulity. "But it drank
+the milk," he said. "Some milk that--"
+
+"Pardon, sire," Du Laurens answered positively. "A draught of
+milk, however drugged, does not produce an external swelling with
+a small blue puncture in the middle."
+
+"What does?" the King asked, with something like a sneer.
+
+"Ah, that is the question," the physician answered. "A ring,
+perhaps, with a poison-chamber and hollow dart."
+
+"But there is no question of that here," I said. "Let us be
+clear. Do you say that the cat did not die of the milk?"
+
+"I see no proof that it did," he answered. "And many things to
+show that it died of poison administered by puncture."
+
+"But then," I answered, in no little confusion of thought, "what
+of La Trape?"
+
+He turned, and with him all eyes, to the unfortunate equerry, who
+still lay seemingly moribund, with his head propped on some
+cushions. M. Du Laurens advanced to him and again felt his
+pulse, an operation which appeared to bring a slight tinge of
+colour to the fading cheeks. "How much milk did he drink?" the
+physician asked after a pause.
+
+"More than half a pint," I answered.
+
+"And what besides?"
+
+"A quantity of the King's posset, and a little lemonade."
+
+"And for supper? What did you have?" the leech continued,
+addressing himself to his patient.
+
+"I had some wine," he answered feebly. "And a little Frontignac
+with the butler; and some honey-mead that the gipsy-wench gave
+me.
+
+"The gipsy-wench?"
+
+"The butler's girl, of whom I spoke."
+
+M. Du Laurens rose slowly to his feet, and, to my amazement,
+dealt the prostrate man a hearty kick; bidding him at the same
+time to rise. "Get up, fool! Get up," he continued harshly, yet
+with a ring of triumph in his voice, "all you have got is the
+colic, and it is no more than you deserve. Get up, I say, and
+beg his Majesty's pardon!"
+
+"But," the King remonstrated in a tone of anger, "the man is
+dying!"
+
+"He is no more dying than you are, sire," the other answered.
+"Or, if he is, it is of fright. There, he can stand as well as
+you or I!"
+
+And to be sure, as he spoke, La Trape scrambled to his feet, and
+with a mien between shame and doubt stood staring at us, the very
+picture of a simpleton. It was no wonder that his jaw fell and
+his impudent face burned; for the room shook with such a roar of
+laughter, at first low, and then as the King joined in it,
+swelling louder and louder, as few of us had ever heard, Though I
+was not a little mortified by the way in which we had deceived
+ourselves, I could not help joining in the laugh; particularly as
+the more closely we reviewed the scene in which we had taken
+part, the more absurd seemed the jest. It was long before
+silence could be obtained; but at length Henry, quite exhausted
+by the violence of his mirth held up his hand. I seized the
+opportunity.
+
+"Why, you rascal!" I said, addressing La Trape, who did not know
+which way to look, "where are the ten crowns of which you
+defrauded the scullion?"
+
+"To be sure," the King said, going off into another roar. "And
+the third puppy?"
+
+"Yes," I said, "you scoundrel; and the third puppy?"
+
+"Ay, and the gipsy girl?" the King continued. "The butler's
+wench, what of her? And of your evil living? Begone, begone,
+rascal!" he continued, falling into a fresh paroxysm, "or you
+will kill US in earnest. Would nothing else do for you but to
+die in my chamber? Begone!"
+
+I took this as a hint to clear the room, not only of La Trape
+himself but of all; and presently only I and Du Laurens remained
+with the King. It then appeared that there was still a mystery,
+and one which it behoved us to clear up; inasmuch as Du Laurens
+took the cat's death very seriously, insisting that it had died
+of poison administered in a most sinister fashion, and one that
+could not fail to recall to our minds the Borgian popes. It
+needed no more than this to direct my suspicions to the
+Florentines who swarmed about the Queen, and against whom the
+King had let drop so many threats. But the indisposition which
+excitement had for a time kept at bay began to return upon me;
+and I was presently glad to drop the subject; and retire to my
+own apartments, leaving the King to dress.
+
+Consequently, I was not with him when the strange discovery which
+followed was made. In the ordinary course of dressing, one of
+the servants going to the fire-place to throw away a piece of
+waste linen, thought that he heard a rat stir among the boughs.
+He moved them, and in a moment a small snake crawled out, hissing
+and darting out its tongue. It was killed, and then it at once
+occurred to the King that he had the secret of the cat's death.
+He came to me hot-foot with the news, and found me with Du
+Laurens who was in the act of ordering me to bed.
+
+I confess that I heard the story almost with apathy, so ill was
+I. Not so the physician. After examining the snake, which by
+the King's orders had been brought for my inspection, he
+pronounced that it was not of French origin. "It has escaped
+from some snake-charmer," he said.
+
+The King seemed to be incredulous.
+
+"I assure you that I speak the truth, sire," Du Laurens
+persisted.
+
+"But how then did it come in my room?"
+
+"That is what I should like to know, sire," the physician
+answered severely; "and yet I think that I can guess. It was put
+there, I fancy, by the person who sent up the milk to your
+chamber."
+
+"Why do you say so?" Henry asked
+
+"Because, sire, all snakes are inordinately fond of milk."
+
+"Ah!" the King said slowly, with a change of countenance and a
+shudder which he could not repress; "and there was milk on the
+floor in the morning."
+
+"Yes, sire; on the floor, and beside the head of your bed."
+
+But at this stage I was attacked by a fit of illness so severe
+that I had to break in on the discussion, and beg the King to
+withdraw. The sickness increased on me during the day, and by
+noon I was prostrate, neither taking interest in anything, nor
+allowing others, who began to fear for my life, to divert their
+attention. After twenty-four hours I began to mend, but still
+several days elapsed before I was able to devote myself to
+business; and then I found that, the master-mind being absent,
+and the King, as always, lukewarm in the pursuit, nothing had
+been done to detect and punish the criminal.
+
+I could not rest easy, however, with so abominable a suspicion
+attaching to my house; and as soon as I could bend my mind to the
+matter I began an inquiry. At the first stage, however, I came
+to an IMPASSE; the butler, who had been long in my service,
+cleared himself without difficulty, but a few questions
+discovered the fact that a person who had been in his department
+on the evening in question was now to seek, having indeed
+disappeared from that time. This was the gipsy-girl, whom La
+Trape had mentioned, and whose presence in my household seemed to
+need the more elucidation the farther I pushed the inquiry. In
+the end I had the butler punished, but though my agents sought
+the girl through Paris, and even traced her to Meaux, she was
+never discovered.
+
+The affair, at the King's instance, was not made public;
+nevertheless, it gave him so strong a distaste for the Arsenal
+that he did not again visit me, nor use the rooms I had prepared.
+That later, when the first impression wore off, he would have
+done so, is probable; but, alas, within a few months the malice
+of his enemies prevailed over my utmost precautions, and robbed
+me of the best of masters; strangely enough, as all the world now
+knows, at the corner of that very Rue de la Feronnerie which he
+had seen in his dream.
+
+
+
+XII. AT FONTAINEBLEAU.
+
+The passion which Henry still felt for Madame de Conde, and which
+her flight from the country was far from assuaging, had a great
+share in putting him upon the immediate execution of the designs
+we had so long prepared. Looking to find in the stir and bustle
+of a German campaign that relief of mind which the Court could no
+longer afford him, he discovered in the unhoped-for wealth of his
+treasury an additional incitement; and now waited only for the
+opening of spring and the Queen's coronation to remove the last
+obstacles that kept him from the field.
+
+Nevertheless, relying on my assurances that all things were
+ready, and persuaded that the more easy he showed himself the
+less prepared would he find the enemy, he made no change in his
+habits; but in March, 1610, went, as usual, to Fontainebleau,
+where he diverted himself with hunting. It was during this visit
+that the Court credited him with seeing--I think, on the Friday
+before the Feast of the Virgin--the Great Huntsman; and even went
+so far as to specify the part of the forest in which he came upon
+it, and the form--that of a gigantic black horseman, surrounded
+by hounds--which it assumed The spectre had not been seen since
+the year 1598; nevertheless, the story spread widely, those who
+whispered it citing in its support not only the remarkable
+agitation into which the Queen fell publicly on the evening of
+that day, but also some strange particulars that attended the
+King's return from the forest; and, being taken up and repeated,
+and confirmed, as many thought, by the unhappy sequence of his
+death, the fable found a little later almost universal credence,
+so that it may now be found even in books.
+
+As it happened, however, I was that day at Fontainebleau, and
+hunted with the King; and, favoured both by chance and the
+confidence with which my master never failed to honour me, am
+able not only to refute this story, but to narrate the actual
+facts from which it took its rise. And though there are some, I
+know, who boast that they had the tale from the King's own mouth,
+I undertake to prove either that they are romancers who seek to
+add an inch to their stature, or dull fellows who placed their
+own interpretation on the hasty words he vouchsafed such
+chatterers.
+
+As a fact, the King, on that day wishing to discuss with me the
+preparations for the Queen's entry, bade me keep close to him,
+since he had more inclination for my company than the chase. But
+the crowd that attended him was so large, the day being fine and
+warm--and comprised, besides, so many ladies, whose badinage and
+gaiety he could never forego--that I found him insensibly drawn
+from me. Far from being displeased, I was glad to see him forget
+the moodiness which had of late oppressed him; and beyond keeping
+within sight of him, gave up, for the time, all thought of
+affairs, and found in the beauty of the spectacle sufficient
+compensation. The bright dresses and waving feathers of the
+party showed to the greatest advantage, as the long cavalcade
+wound through the heather and rocks of the valley below the
+Apremonts; and whether I looked to front or rear--on the
+huntsmen, with their great horns, or the hounds straining in the
+leashes--I was equally charmed with a sight at once joyous and
+gallant, and one to which the calls of duty had of late made me a
+stranger.
+
+On a sudden a quarry was started, and the company, galloping off
+pell-mell, with a merry burst of music, were in a moment
+dispersed, some taking this track, and others that, through the
+rocks and DEBRIS that make that part of the forest difficult.
+Singling out the King, I kept as near him as possible until the
+chase led us into the Apremont coverts, where, the trees growing
+thickly, and the rides cut through them being intricate, I lost
+him for a while. Again, however, I caught sight of him flying
+down a ride bordered by dark-green box-trees, against which his
+white hunting coat showed vividly; but now he was alone, and
+riding in a direction which each moment carried him farther from
+the line of the chase, and entangled him more deeply in the
+forest.
+
+Supposing that he had made a bad cast and was in error, I dashed
+the spurs into my horse, and galloped after him; then, finding
+that he still held his own, and that I did not overtake him, but
+that, on the contrary, he was riding at the top of his speed, I
+called to him. "You are in error, sire, I think!" I cried.
+"The hounds are the other way!"
+
+He heard, for he raised his hand, and, without turning his head,
+made me a sign; but whether of assent or denial, I could not
+tell. And he still held on his course. Then, for a moment, I
+fancied that his horse had got the better of him, and was running
+away; but no sooner had the thought occurred to me than I saw
+that he was spurring it, and exciting it to its utmost speed, so
+that we reached the end of that ride, and rushed through another
+and still another, always making, I did not fail to note, for the
+most retired part of the forest,
+
+We had proceeded in this way about a mile, and the sound of the
+hunt had quite died away behind us, and I was beginning to chafe,
+as well as marvel, at conduct so singular, when at last I saw
+that he was slackening his pace. My horse, which was on the
+point of failing, began, in turn, to overhaul his, while I looked
+out with sharpened curiosity for the object of pursuit. I could
+see nothing, however, and no one; and had just satisfied myself
+that this was one of the droll freaks in which he would sometimes
+indulge, and that in a second or two he would turn and laugh at
+my discomfiture, when, on a sudden, with a final pull at the
+reins, he did turn, and showed me a face flushed with passion and
+chagrin.
+
+I was so taken aback that I cried out. "MON DIEU! sire," I
+said. "What is it? What is the matter?"
+
+"Matter enough!" he cried, with an oath. And on that, halting
+his horse, he looked at me as if he would read my heart. "VENTRE
+DE SAINT GRIS!" he said, in a voice that made me tremble, "if I
+were sure that there was no mistake, I would--I would never see
+your face again!"
+
+I uttered an exclamation.
+
+"Have you not deceived me?" quoth he.
+
+"Oh, sire, I am weary of these suspicions!" I answered,
+affecting an indifference I did not feel. "If your Majesty does
+not--"
+
+But he cut me short. "Answer me!" he said harshly, his mouth
+working in his beard and his eyes gleaming with excitement.
+"Have you not deceived me?"
+
+"No, sire!" I said.
+
+"Yet you have told me day by day that Madame de Conde remained in
+Brussels?"
+
+"Certainly!"
+
+"And you still say so?"
+
+"Most certainly!" I answered firmly, beginning to think that his
+passion had turned his brain. "I had despatches to that effect
+this morning."
+
+"Of what date?"
+
+"Three days gone. The courier travelled night and day."
+
+"They may be true, and still she may be here to-day?" he said,
+staring at me.
+
+"Impossible, sire!"
+
+"But, man, I have just seen her!" he cried impatiently.
+
+"Madame de Conde?"
+
+"Yes, Madame de Conde, or I am a madman!" Henry answered,
+speaking a little more moderately. "I saw her gallop out of the
+patch of rocks at the end of the Dormoir--where the trees begin.
+She did not heed the line of the hounds, but turned straight down
+the boxwood ride; and, after that, led as I followed. Did you
+not see her?"
+
+"No, sire," I said, inexpressibly alarmed--I could take it for
+nothing but fantasy--"I saw no one."
+
+"And I saw her as clearly as I see you," he answered. "She wore
+the yellow ostrich-feather she wore last year, and rode her
+favourite chestnut horse with a white stocking. But I could have
+sworn to her by her figure alone; and she waved her hand to me."
+
+"But, sire, out of the many ladies riding to-day--"
+
+"There is no lady wearing a yellow feather," he answered
+passionately. "And the horse! And I knew her, man! Besides,
+she waved to me! And, for the others--why should they turn from
+the hunt and take to the woods?"
+
+I could not answer this, but I looked at him in fear; for, as it
+was impossible that the Princess de Conde could be here, I saw no
+alternative but to think him smitten with madness. The
+extravagance of the passion which he had entertained for her, and
+the wrath into which the news of her flight with her young
+husband had thrown him, to say nothing of the depression under
+which he had since suffered, rendered the idea not so unlikely as
+it now seems. At any rate, I was driven for a moment to
+entertain it; and gazed at him in silence, a prey to the most
+dreadful apprehensions.
+
+We stood in a narrow ride, bordered by evergreens, with which
+that part of the forest is planted; and but for the songs of the
+birds the stillness would have been absolute. On a sudden the
+King removed his eyes from me, and, walking his horse a pace or
+two along the ride, uttered a cry of joy.
+
+He pointed to the ground. "We are right!" he said. "There are
+her tracks! Come! We will overtake her yet!"
+
+I looked, and saw the fresh prints of a horse's shoes, and felt a
+great weight roll off my mind, for at least he had seen someone.
+I no longer hesitated to fall in with his humour, but, riding
+after him, kept at his elbow until he reached the end of the
+ride. Here, a vista opening right and left, and the ground being
+hard and free from tracks, we stood at a loss; until the King,
+whose eyesight was always of the keenest, uttered an exclamation,
+and started from me at a gallop.
+
+I followed more slowly, and saw him dismount and pick up a glove,
+which, even at that distance, he had discerned lying in the
+middle of one of the paths. He cried, with a flushed face, that
+it was Madame de Conde's; and added: "It has her perfume--her
+perfume, which no one else uses!"
+
+I confess that this so staggered me that I knew not what to
+think; but, between sorrow at seeing my master so infatuated and
+bewilderment at a riddle that grew each moment more perplexing, I
+sat gaping at Henry like a man without counsel. However, at the
+moment, he needed none, but, getting to his saddle as quickly as
+he could, he began again to follow the tracks of the horse's
+feet, which here were visible, the path running through a beech
+wood. The branches were still bare, and the shining trunks stood
+up like pillars, the ground about them being soft. We followed
+the prints through this wood for a mile and a half or more, and
+then, with a cry, the King darted from me, and, in an instant,
+was racing through the wood at break-neck speed.
+
+I had a glimpse of a woman flying far ahead of us; and now hidden
+from us by the trunks and now disclosed; and could even see
+enough to determine that she wore a yellow feather drooping from
+her hat, and was in figure not unlike the Princess. But that was
+all; for, once started, the inequalities of the ground drew my
+eyes from the flying form, and, losing it, I could not again
+recover it. On the contrary, it was all I could do to keep up
+with the King; and of the speed at which the woman was riding,
+could best judge by the fact that in less than five minutes he,
+too, pulled-up with a gesture of despair, and waited for me to
+come abreast of him.
+
+"You saw her?" he said, his face grim, and with something of
+suspicion lurking in it.
+
+"Yes, sire," I answered, "I saw a woman, and a woman with a
+yellow feather; but whether it was the Princess--"
+
+"It was!" he said. "If not, why should she flee from us?"
+
+To that, again, I had not a word to say, and for a moment we rode
+in silence. Observing, however, that this last turn had brought
+us far on the way home, I called the King's attention to this;
+but he had sunk into a fit of gloomy abstraction, and rode along
+with his eyes on the ground. We proceeded thus until the slender
+path we followed brought up into the great road that leads
+through the forest to the kennels and the new canal.
+
+Here I asked him if he would not return to the chase, as the day
+was still young.
+
+"Mon Dieu, no!" he answered passionately. "I have other work to
+do. Hark ye, M. le Duc, do you still think that she is in
+Brussels?"
+
+"I swear that she was there three days ago, sire!"
+
+"And you are not deceiving me? If it be so, God forgive you, for
+I shall not!"
+
+"It is no trick of mine, sire," I answered firmly.
+
+"Trick?" he cried, with a flash of his eyes. "A trick, you say?
+No, VENTRE DE SAINT GRIS! there is no man in France dare trick
+me so!"
+
+I did not contradict him, the rather as we were now close to the
+kennels, and I was anxious to allay his excitement; that it might
+not be detected by the keen eyes that lay in wait for us, and so
+add to the gossip to which his early return must give rise. I
+hoped that at that hour he might enter unperceived, by way of the
+kennels and the little staircase; but in this I was disappointed,
+the beauty of the day having tempted a number of ladies, and
+others who had not hunted, to the terrace by the canal; whence,
+walking up and down, their fans and petticoats fluttering in the
+sunshine, and their laughter and chatter filling the air, they
+were able to watch our approach at their leisure.
+
+Unfortunately, Henry had no longer the patience and self-control
+needful for such a RENCONTRE. He dismounted with a dark and
+peevish air, and, heedless of the staring, bowing throng, strode
+up the steps. Two or three, who stood high in favour, put
+themselves forward to catch a smile or a word, but he vouchsafed
+neither. He walked through them with a sour air, and entered the
+chateau with a precipitation that left all tongues wagging.
+
+To add to the misfortune, something--I forget what--detained me a
+moment, and that cost us dear. Before I could cross the terrace,
+Concini, the Italian, came up, and, saluting me, said that the
+Queen desired to speak to me.
+
+"The Queen?" I said, doubtfully, foreseeing trouble.
+
+"She is waiting at the gate of the farther court," he answered
+politely, his keen black eyes reverting, with eager curiosity, to
+the door by which the King had disappeared.
+
+I could not refuse, and went to her. "The King has returned
+early, M. le Duc?" she said.
+
+"Yes, madame," I answered. "He had a fancy to discuss affairs
+to-day, and we lost the hounds."
+
+"Together?"
+
+"I had the honour, Madame."
+
+"You do not seem to have agreed very well?" she said, smiling.
+
+"Madame," I answered bluntly, "his Majesty has no more faithful
+servant; but we do not always agree."
+
+She raised her hand, and, with a slight gesture, bade her ladies
+stand back, while her face lost its expression of good-temper,
+and grew sharp and dark. "Was it about the Conde?" she said, in
+a low, grating voice. "No, madame," I answered; "it was about
+certain provisions. The King's ear had been grossly abused, and
+his Majesty led to believe--"
+
+"Faugh!" she cried, with a wave of contempt, "that is an old
+story! I am sick of it. Is she still at Brussels?"
+
+"Still, madame."
+
+"Then see that she stops there!" her Majesty retorted, with a
+meaning look.
+
+And with that she dismissed me, and went into the chateau. I
+proposed to rejoin the King; but, to my chagrin, I found, when I
+reached the closet, that he had already sent for Varennes, and
+was shut up with him. I went back to my rooms therefore, and,
+after changing my hunting suit and transacting some necessary
+business, sat down to dinner with Nicholas, the King's secretary,
+a man fond of the table, whom I often entertained. He kept me in
+talk until the afternoon was well advanced, and we were still at
+table when Maignan appeared and told me that the King had sent
+for me.
+
+"I will go," I said, rising.
+
+"He is with the Queen, your Excellency," he continued.
+
+This somewhat surprised me, but I thought no evil; and, finding
+one of the Queen's Italian pages at the door waiting to conduct
+me, I followed him across the court that lay between my lodgings
+and her apartments. Two or three of the King's gentlemen were in
+the anteroom when I arrived, and Varennes, who was standing by
+one of the fire-places toying with a hound, made me a face of
+dismay; he could not speak, owing to the company.
+
+Still this, in a degree, prepared me for the scene in the
+chamber, where I found the Queen storming up and down the room,
+while the King, still in his hunting dress, sat on a low chair by
+the fire, apparently drying his boots. Mademoiselle Galigai, the
+Queen's waiting-woman, stood in the background; but more than
+this I had not time to observe, for, before I had reached the
+middle of the floor, the Queen turned on me, and began to abuse
+me with a vehemence which fairly shocked me.
+
+"And you!" she cried, "who speak so slow, and look so solemn,
+and all the time do his dirty work, like the meanest cook he has
+ennobled! It is well you are here! ENFIN, you are found out--
+you and your provisions! Your provisions, of which you talked in
+the wood!"
+
+"MON DIEU!" the King groaned; "give me patience!"
+
+"He has given me patience these ten years, sire!" she retorted
+passionately. "Patience to see myself flouted by your
+favourites, insulted and displaced, and set aside! But this is
+too much! It was enough that you made yourself the laughing-
+stock of France once with this madame! I will not have it again
+--no: though twenty of your counsellors frown at me!"
+
+"Your Majesty seems displeased," I said. "But as I am quite in
+the dark--"
+
+"Liar!" she cried, giving way to her fury. "When you were with
+her this morning! When you saw her! When you stooped to--"
+
+"Madame!" he King said sternly, "if you forget yourself, be good
+enough to remember that you are speaking to French gentlemen, not
+to traders of Florence!"
+
+She sneered. "You think to wound me by that!" she cried,
+breathing quickly. "But I have my grandfather's blood in me,
+sire; and no King of France--"
+
+"One King of France will presently make your uncle of that blood
+sing small!" the King answered viciously. "So much for that;
+and for the rest, sweetheart, softly, softly!"
+
+"Oh!" she cried, "I will go: I will not stay to be outraged by
+that woman's presence!"
+
+I had now an inkling what was the matter; and discerning that the
+quarrel was a more serious matter than their every-day
+bickerings, and threatened to go to lengths that might end in
+disaster, I ignored the insult her Majesty had flung at me, and
+entreated her to be calm. "if I understand aright, madame," I
+said, "you have some grievance against his Majesty. Of that I
+know nothing. But I also understand that you allege something
+against me; and it is to speak to that, I presume, that I am
+summoned. If you will deign to put the matter into words--"
+
+"Words!" she cried. "You have words enough! But get out of
+this, Master Grave-Airs, if you can! Did you, or did you not,
+tell me this morning that the Princess of Conde was in Brussels?"
+
+"I did, madame."
+
+"Although half an hour before you had seen her, you had talked
+with her, you had been with her in the forest?"
+
+"But I had not, madame!"
+
+"What?" she cried, staring at me, surprised doubtless that I
+manifested no confusion. "Do you say that you did not see her?"
+
+"I did not."
+
+"Nor the King?"
+
+"The King, Madame, cannot have seen her this morning," I said,
+"because he is here and she is in Brussels."
+
+"You persist in that?"
+
+"Certainly!" I said. "Besides, madame," I continued, "I have no
+doubt that the King has given you his word--"
+
+"His word is good for everyone but his wife!" she answered
+bitterly. "And for yours, M. le Duc, I will show you what it is
+worth. Mademoiselle, call--"
+
+"Nay, madame!" I said, interrupting her with spirit, "if you are
+going to call your household to contradict me--"
+
+"But I am not!" she cried in a voice of triumph that, for the
+moment, disconcerted me. "Mademoiselle, send to M. de
+Bassompierre's lodgings, and bid him come to me!"
+
+The King whistled softly, while I, who knew Bassompierre to be
+devoted to him, and to be, in spite of the levity to which his
+endless gallantries bore witness, a man of sense and judgment,
+prepared myself for a serious struggle; judging that we were in
+the meshes of an intrigue, wherein it was impossible to say
+whether the Queen figured as actor or dupe. The passion she
+evinced as she walked to and fro with clenched hands, or turned
+now and again to dart a fiery glance at the Cordovan curtain that
+hid the door, was so natural to her character that I found myself
+leaning to the latter supposition. Still, in grave doubt what
+part Bassompierre was to play, I looked for his coming as
+anxiously as anyone. And probably the King shared this feeling;
+but he affected indifference, and continued to sit over the fire
+with an air of mingled scorn and peevishness.
+
+At length Bassompierre entered, and, seeing the King, advanced
+with an open brow that persuaded me, at least, of his innocence.
+Attacked on the instant, however, by the Queen, and taken by
+surprise, as it were, between two fires--though the King kept
+silence, and merely shrugged his shoulders--his countenance fell.
+He was at that time one of the handsomest gallants about the
+Court, thirty years old, and the darling of women; but at this
+his APLOMB failed him, and with it my heart sank also.
+
+"Answer, sir! answer!" the Queen cried. "And without
+subterfuge! Who was it, sir, whom you saw come from the forest
+this morning?"
+
+"Madame?"
+
+"In one word!"
+
+"If your Majesty will--"
+
+"I will permit you to answer," the Queen exclaimed.
+
+"I saw his Majesty return," he faltered--"and M. de Sully."
+
+"Before them! before them!"
+
+"I may have been mistaken."
+
+"Pooh, man!" the Queen cried with biting contempt. "You have
+told it to half-a-dozen. Discretion comes a little late."
+
+"Well, if you will, madame," he said, striving to assert himself,
+but cutting a poor figure, "I fancied that I saw Madame de Conde
+--"
+
+"Come out of the wood ten minutes before the King?"
+
+"It may have been twenty," he muttered.
+
+But the Queen cared no more for him. She turned, looking superb
+in her wrath, to the King. "Now, sir!" she said. "Am I to bear
+this?"
+
+"Sweet!" the King said, governing his temper in a way that
+surprised me, "hear reason, and you shall have it in a word. How
+near was Bassompierre to the lady he saw?"
+
+"I was not within fifty paces of her!" the favourite cried
+eagerly.
+
+"But others saw her!" the Queen rejoined sharply. "Madame
+Paleotti, who was with the gentleman, saw her also, and knew
+her."
+
+"At a distance of fifty paces?" the King said drily. "I don't
+attach much weight to that." And then, rising, with a slight
+yawn. "Madame," he continued, with the air of command which he
+knew so well how to assume, "for the present, I am tired! If
+Madame de Conde is here, it will not be difficult to get further
+evidence of her presence. If she is at Brussels, that fact, too,
+you can ascertain. Do the one or the other, as you please; but,
+for to-day, I beg that you will excuse me."
+
+"And that," the Queen cried shrilly--"that is to be--"
+
+"All, madame!" the King said sternly. "Moreover, let me have no
+prating outside this room. Grand-Master, I will trouble you."
+
+And with these words, uttered in a voice and with an air that
+silenced even the angry woman before us, he signed to me to
+follow him, and went from the room; the first glance of his eye
+stilling the crowded ante-chamber, as if the shadow of death
+passed with him. I followed him to his closet; but, until he
+reached it, had no inkling of what was in his thoughts. Then he
+turned to me.
+
+"Where is she?" he said sharply.
+
+I stared at him a moment. "Pardon, said. "Do you think that it
+was Madame de Conde?"
+
+"Why not?"
+
+"She is in Brussels."
+
+"I tell you I saw her this morning!" he answered. "Go, learn
+all you can! Find her! Find her! If she has returned, I will--
+God knows what I will do!" he cried, in a voice shamefully
+broken. "Go; and send Varennes to me. I shall sup alone: let no
+one wait."
+
+I would have remonstrated with him, but he was in no mood to bear
+it; and, sad at heart, I withdrew, feeling the perplexity, which
+the situation caused me, a less heavy burden than the pain with
+which I viewed the change that had of late come over my master;
+converting him from the gayest and most DEBONAIRE of men into
+this morose and solitary dreamer. Here, had I felt any
+temptation to moralise on the tyranny of passion, was the
+occasion; but, as the farther I left the closet behind me the
+more instant became the crisis, the present soon reasserted its
+power. Reflecting that Henry, in this state of uncertainty, was
+capable of the wildest acts, and that not less was to be feared
+from his imprudence than from the Queen's resentment, I cudgelled
+my brains to explain the RENCONTRE of the morning; but as the
+courier, whom I questioned, confirmed the report of my agents,
+and asseverated most confidently that he had left Madame in
+Brussels, I was flung back on the alternative of an accidental
+resemblance. This, however, which stood for a time as the most
+probable solution, scarcely accounted for the woman's peculiar
+conduct, and quite fell to the ground when La Trape, making
+cautious inquiries, ascertained that no lady hunting that day had
+worn a yellow feather. Again, therefore, I found myself at a
+loss; and the dejection of the King and the Queen's ill-temper
+giving rise to the wildest surmises, and threatening each hour to
+supply the gossips of the Court with a startling scandal, the
+issue of which no one could foresee, I went so far as to take
+into my confidence MM. Epernon and Montbazon; but with no result.
+
+Such being my state of mind, and such the suspense I suffered
+during two days, it may be imagined that M. Bassompierre was not
+more happy. Despairing of the King's favour unless he could
+clear up the matter, and by the event justify his indiscretion,
+he became for those two days the wonder, and almost the terror,
+of the Court. Ignorant of what he wanted, the courtiers found
+only insolence in his mysterious questions, and something
+prodigious in an activity which carried him in one day to Paris
+and back, and on the following to every place in the vicinity
+where news of the fleeting beauty might by any possibility be
+gained; so that he far outstripped my agents, who were on the
+same quest. But though I had no mean opinion of his abilities, I
+hoped little from these exertions, and was proportionately
+pleased when, on the third day, he came to me with a radiant face
+and invited me to attend the Queen that evening.
+
+"The King will be there," he said, "and I shall surprise you.
+But I will not tell you more. Come! and I promise to satisfy
+you."
+
+And that was all he would say; so that, finding my questions
+useless, and the man almost frantic with joy, I had to be content
+with it; and at the Queen's hour that evening presented myself in
+her gallery, which proved to be unusually full.
+
+Making my way towards her in some doubt of my reception, I found
+my worst fears confirmed. She greeted me with a sneering face,
+and was preparing, I was sure, to put some slight upon me--a
+matter wherein she could always count on the applause of her
+Italian servants--when the entrance of the King took her by
+surprise. He advanced up the gallery with a listless air, and,
+after saluting her, stood by one of the fireplaces talking to
+Epernon and La Force. The crowd was pretty dense by this time,
+and the hum of talk filled the room when, on a sudden, a voice,
+which I recognised as Bassompierre's, was lifted above it.
+
+"Very well!" be cried gaily, "then I appeal to her Majesty. She
+shall decide, mademoiselle! No, no; I am not satisfied with your
+claim!"
+
+The King looked that way with a frown, but the Queen took the
+outburst in good part. "What is it, M. de Bassompierre?" she
+said. "What am I to decide?"
+
+"To-day, in the forest, I found a ring, madame," he answered,
+coming forward." I told Mademoiselle de la Force of my
+discovery, and she now claims the ring."
+
+"I once had a ring like it," cried mademoiselle, blushing and
+laughing.
+
+"A sapphire ring?" Bassompierre answered, holding his hand
+aloft.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"With three stones?"
+
+"Yes,"
+
+"Precisely, mademoiselle!" he answered, bowing. "But the stones
+in this ring are not sapphires, nor are there three of them."
+
+There was a great laugh at this, and the Queen said, very
+wittily, that as neither of the claimants could prove a right to
+the ring it must revert to the judge.
+
+"In one moment your Majesty shall at least see it," he answered.
+"But, first, has anyone lost a ring? Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Lost,
+in the forest, within the last three days, a ring!"
+
+Two or three, falling in with his humour, set up absurd claims to
+it; but none could describe the ring, and in the end he handed it
+to the Queen. As he did so his eyes met mine and challenged my
+attention. I was prepared, therefore, for the cry of surprise
+which broke from the Queen.
+
+"Why, this is Caterina's!" she cried. "Where is the child?"
+
+Someone pushed forward Mademoiselle Paleotti, sister-in-law to
+Madame Paleotti, the Queen's first chamberwoman. She was barely
+out of her teens, and, ordinarily, was a pretty girl; but the
+moment I saw her dead-white face, framed in a circle of
+fluttering fans and pitiless, sparkling eyes, I discerned tragedy
+in the farce; and that M. de Bassompierre was acting in a drama
+to which only he and one other held the key. The contrast
+between the girl's blanched face and the beauty and glitter in
+the midst of which she stood struck others, so that, before
+another word was said, I caught the gasp of surprise that passed
+through the room; nor was I the only one who drew nearer.
+
+"Why, girl," the Queen said, "this is the ring I gave you on my
+birthday! When did you lose it? And why have you made a secret
+of it?"
+
+Mademoiselle stood speechless; but madame her sister-in-law
+answered for her. "Doubtless she was afraid that your Majesty
+would think her careless," she answered.
+
+"I did not ask you!" the Queen rejoined.
+
+She spoke harshly and suspiciously, looking from the ring to the
+trembling girl. The silence was such that the chatter of the
+pages in the anteroom could be heard. Still Mademoiselle stood
+dumb and confounded.
+
+"Well, what is the mystery?" the Queen said, looking round with
+a little wonder. "What is the matter? It IS the ring. Why do
+you not own it?"
+
+"Perhaps mademoiselle is wondering where are the other things she
+left with it!" Bassompierre said in a silky tone. "The things
+she left at Parlot the verderer's, when she dropped the ring.
+But she may free her mind; I have them here."
+
+"What do you mean?" the Queen said. "What things, monsieur?
+What has the girl been doing?"
+
+"Only what many have done before her," Bassompierre answered,
+bowing to his unfortunate victim, who seemed to be paralysed by
+terror: "masquerading in other people's clothes. I propose,
+madame, that, for punishment, you order her to dress in them,
+that we may see what her taste is."
+
+"I do not understand?" the Queen said.
+
+"Your Majesty will, if Mademoiselle Paleotti will consent to
+humour us."
+
+At that the girl uttered a cry, and looked round the circle as if
+for a way of escape; but a Court is a cruel place, in which the
+ugly or helpless find scant pity. A dozen voices begged the
+Queen to insist; and, amid laughter and loud jests, Bassompierre
+hastened to the door, and returned with an armful of women's
+gear, surmounted by a wig and a feathered hat.
+
+"If the Queen will command mademoiselle to retire and put these
+on," he said, "I will undertake to show her something that will
+please her."
+
+"Go!" said the Queen.
+
+But the girl had flung herself on her knees before her, and,
+clinging to her skirts, burst, into a flood of tears and prayers;
+while her sister-in-law stepped forward as if to second her, and
+cried out, in great excitement, that her Majesty would not be so
+cruel as to--
+
+"Hoity, toity!" said the Queen, cutting her short, very grimly.
+"What is all this? I tell the girl to put on a masquerade--
+which it seems that she has been keeping at some cottage--and you
+talk as if I were cutting off her head! It seems to me that she
+escapes very lightly! Go! go! and see, you, that you are
+arrayed in five minutes, or I will deal with you!"
+
+"Perhaps Mademoiselle de la Force will go with her, and see that
+nothing is omitted," Bassompierre said with malice.
+
+The laughter and applause with which this proposal was received
+took me by surprise; but later I learned that the two young women
+were rivals. "Yes, yes," the Queen said. "Go, mademoiselle, and
+see that she does not keep us waiting."
+
+Knowing what I did, I had by this time a fair idea of the
+discovery which Bassompierre had made; but the mass of courtiers
+and ladies round me, who had not this advantage, knew not what to
+expect--nor, especially, what part M. Bassompierre had in the
+business--but made most diverting suggestions, the majority
+favouring the opinion that Mademoiselle Paleotti had repulsed
+him, and that this was his way of avenging himself. A few of the
+ladies even taxed him with this, and tried, by random reproaches,
+to put him at least on his defence; but, merrily refusing to be
+inveigled, he made to all the same answer that when Mademoiselle
+Paleotti returned they would see. This served only to whet a
+curiosity already keen, insomuch that the door was watched by as
+many eyes as if a miracle had been promised; and even MM. Epernon
+and Vendome, leaving the King's side, pressed into the crowd that
+they might see the better. I took the opportunity of going to
+him, and, meeting his eyes as I did so, read in them a look of
+pain and distress. As I advanced he drew back a pace, and signed
+to me to stand before him.
+
+I had scarcely done so when the door opened and Mademoiselle
+Paleotti, pale, and supported on one side by her rival, appeared
+at it; but so wondrously transformed by a wig, hat, and redingote
+that I scarcely knew her. At first, as she stood, looking with
+shamed eyes at the staring crowd, the impression made was simply
+one of bewilderment, so complete was the disguise. But
+Bassompierre did not long suffer her to stand so. Advancing to
+her side, his hat under his arm, he offered his hand.
+
+"Mademoiselle," he said, "will you oblige me by walking as far as
+the end of the gallery with me?"
+
+She complied involuntarily, being almost unable to stand alone.
+But the two had not proceeded half-way down the gallery before a
+low murmur began to be heard, that, growing quickly louder,
+culminated in an astonished cry of "Madame de Conde! Madame de
+Conde!"
+
+M. Bassompierre dropped her hand with a low bow, and turned to
+the Queen. "Madame," he said, "this, I find, is the lady whom I
+saw on the Terrace when Madame Paleotti was so good as to invite
+me to walk on the Bois-le-Roi road. For the rest, your Majesty
+may draw your conclusions."
+
+It was easy to see that the Queen had already drawn them; but,
+for the moment, the unfortunate girl was saved from her wrath.
+With a low cry, Mademoiselle Paleotti did that which she would
+have done a little before, had she been wise, and swooned on the
+floor.
+
+I turned to look at the King, and found him gone. He had
+withdrawn unseen in the first confusion of the surprise; nor did
+I dare at once to interrupt him, or intrude on the strange
+mixture of regret and relief, wrath and longing, that probably
+possessed him in the silence of his closet. It was enough for me
+that the Italians' plot had failed, and that the danger of a
+rupture between the King and Queen, which these miscreants
+desired, and I had felt to be so great and imminent, was, for
+this time, overpast.
+
+The Paleottis were punished, being sent home in disgrace, and a
+penury, which, doubtless, they felt more keenly. But, alas, the
+King could not banish with them all who hated him and France; nor
+could I, with every precaution, and by the unsparing use of all
+the faculties that, during a score of years, had been at the
+service of my master, preserve him for his country and the world.
+Before two months had run he perished by a mean hand, leaving the
+world the poorer by the greatest and most illustrious sovereign
+that ever ruled a nation. And men who loved neither France nor
+him entered into his labours, whose end also I have seen.
+
+
+
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+End of Project Gutenberg Etext From the Memoirs of a Minister of France
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