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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The History of the Caliph Vathek, by William
+Beckford, Edited by Henry Morley
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: The History of the Caliph Vathek
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+Author: William Beckford
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+Editor: Henry Morley
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+Release Date: April 6, 2010 [eBook #2060]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE HISTORY OF THE CALIPH VATHEK***
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+Transcribed from the 1887 Cassell & Company edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+ CASSELL’S NATIONAL LIBRARY
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE HISTORY
+ OF THE
+ CALIPH VATHEK
+
+
+ BY
+ WILLIAM BECKFORD.
+
+ [Picture: Printer’s mark]
+
+ CASSELL & COMPANY, LIMITED:
+ _LONDON_, _PARIS_, _NEW YORK & MELBOURNE_.
+ 1887.
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+
+William Beckford, born in 1759, the year before the accession of King
+George the Third, was the son of an Alderman who became twice Lord Mayor
+of London. His family, originally of Gloucestershire, had thriven by the
+plantations in Jamaica; and his father, sent to school in England, and
+forming a school friendship at Westminster with Lord Mansfield, began the
+world in this country as a merchant, with inheritance of an enormous West
+India fortune. William Beckford the elder became Magistrate, Member of
+Parliament, Alderman. Four years before the birth of William Beckford
+the younger he became one of the Sheriffs of London, and three years
+after his son’s birth he was Lord Mayor. As Mayor he gave very sumptuous
+dinners that made epochs in the lives of feeding men. His son’s famous
+“History of the Caliph Vathek” looks as if it had been planned for an
+Alderman’s dream after a very heavy dinner at the Mansion House. There
+is devotion in it to the senses, emphasis on heavy dining. Vathek piqued
+himself on being the greatest eater alive; but when the Indian dined with
+him, though the tables were thirty times covered, there was still want of
+more food for the voracious guest. There is thirst: for at one part of
+the dream, when Vathek’s mother, his wives, and some eunuchs “assiduously
+employed themselves in filling bowls of rock crystal, and emulously
+presented them to him, it frequently happened that his avidity exceeded
+their zeal, insomuch that he would prostrate himself upon the ground to
+lap up the water, of which he could never have enough.” And the
+nightmare incidents of the Arabian tale all culminate in a most terrible
+heartburn. Could the conception of Vathek have first come to the son
+after a City dinner?
+
+Though a magnificent host, the elder Beckford was no glutton. In the
+year of his first Mayoralty, 1763, Beckford, stood by the side of
+Alderman Wilkes, attacked for his No. 45 of _The North Briton_. As
+champion of the popular cause, when he had been again elected to the
+Mayoralty, Beckford, on the 23rd of May, 1770, went up to King George the
+Third at the head of the Aldermen and Livery with an address which the
+king snubbed with a short answer. Beckford asked leave to reply, and
+before His Majesty recovered breath from his astonishment, proceeded to
+reply in words that remain graven in gold upon his monument in Guildhall.
+Young Beckford, the author of “Vathek,” was then a boy not quite eleven
+years old, an only son; and he was left three years afterwards, by his
+father’s death, heir to an income of a hundred thousand a year, with a
+million of cash in hand.
+
+During his minority young Beckford’s mother, who was a granddaughter of
+the sixth Earl of Abercorn, placed him under a private tutor. He was
+taught music by Mozart; and the Earl of Chatham, who had been his
+father’s friend, thought him so fanciful a boy—“all air and fire”—that he
+advised his mother to keep the Arabian Nights out of his way. Happily
+she could not, for Vathek adds the thousand and second to the thousand
+and one tales, with the difference that it joins to wild inventions in
+the spirit of the East touches of playful extravagance that could come
+only from an English humourist who sometimes laughed at his own tale, and
+did not mind turning its comic side to the reader. The younger William
+Beckford had been born at his father’s seat in Wiltshire, Fonthill Abbey;
+and at seventeen amused himself with a caricature “History of
+Extraordinary Painters,” encouraging the house-keeper of Fonthill to show
+the pictures to visitors as works of Og of Basan and other worthies in
+her usual edifying manner.
+
+Young Beckford’s education was continued for a year and a half at Geneva.
+He then travelled in Italy and the Low Countries, and it was at this time
+that he amused himself by writing, at the age of about twenty-two,
+“Vathek” in French, at a single sitting; but he gave his mind to it and
+the sitting lasted three days and two nights. An English version of it
+was made by a stranger, and published without permission in 1784.
+Beckford himself published his tale at Paris and Lausanne in 1787, one
+year after the death of a wife to whom he had been three years married,
+and who left him with two daughters.
+
+Beckford went to Portugal and Spain; returned to France, and was present
+at the storming of the Bastille. He was often abroad; he bought Gibbon’s
+library at Lausanne, and shut himself up with it for a time, having a
+notion of reading it through. He was occasionally in Parliament, but did
+not care for that kind of amusement. He wrote pieces of less enduring
+interest than “Vathek,” including two burlesques upon the sentimental
+novel of his time. In 1796 he settled down at Fonthill, and began to
+spend there abundantly on building and rebuilding. Perhaps he thought of
+Vathek’s tower when he employed workmen day and night to build a tower
+for himself three hundred feet high, and set them to begin it again when
+it fell down. He is said to have spent upon Fonthill a quarter of a
+million, living there in much seclusion during the last twenty years of
+his life. He died in 1844.
+
+The happy thought of this William Beckford’s life was “Vathek.” It is a
+story that paints neither man nor outward nature as they are, but
+reproduces with happy vivacity the luxuriant imagery and wild incidents
+of an Arabian tale. There is a ghost of a moral in the story of a
+sensual Caliph going to the bad, as represented by his final introduction
+to the Halls of Eblis. But the enjoyment given by the book reflects the
+real enjoyment that the author had in writing it—enjoyment great enough
+to cause it to be written at a heat, in one long sitting, without
+flagging power. Young and lively, he delivered himself up to a free run
+of fancy, revelled in the piled-up enormities of the Wicked Mother, who
+had not brought up Vathek properly, and certainly wrote some parts of his
+nightmare tale as merrily as if he were designing matter for a pantomime.
+
+Whoever, in reading “Vathek,” takes it altogether seriously, does not
+read it as it was written. We must have an eye for the vein of
+caricature that now and then comes to the surface, and invites a laugh
+without disturbing the sense of Eastern extravagance bent seriously upon
+the elaboration of a tale crowded with incident and action. Taken
+altogether seriously, the book has faults of construction. But the
+faults turn into beauties when we catch the twinkle in the writer’s eye.
+
+ H. M.
+
+
+
+
+THE HISTORY OF THE CALIPH VATHEK
+
+
+Vathek, ninth Caliph of the race of the Abassides, was the son of
+Motassem, and the grandson of Haroun Al Raschid. From an early accession
+to the throne, and the talents he possessed to adorn it, his subjects
+were induced to expect that his reign would be long and happy. His
+figure was pleasing and majestic; but when he was angry one of his eyes
+became so terrible that no person could bear to behold it, and the wretch
+upon whom it was fixed instantly fell backward, and sometimes expired.
+For fear, however, of depopulating his dominions and making his palace
+desolate he but rarely gave way to his anger.
+
+Being much addicted to women and the pleasures of the table, he sought by
+his affability to procure agreeable companions; and he succeeded the
+better as his generosity was unbounded, and his indulgences unrestrained,
+for he was by no means scrupulous, nor did he think with the Caliph Omar
+Ben Abdalaziz that it was necessary to make a hell of this world to enjoy
+Paradise in the next.
+
+He surpassed in magnificence all his predecessors. The palace of
+Alkoremmi, which his father Motassem had erected on the hill of Pied
+Horses, and which commanded the whole city of Samarah, was in his idea
+far too scanty; he added therefore five wings, or rather other palaces,
+which he destined for the particular gratification of each of his senses.
+
+In the first of these were tables continually covered with the most
+exquisite dainties, which were supplied both by night and by day,
+according to their constant consumption, whilst the most delicious wines
+and the choicest cordials flowed forth from a hundred fountains that were
+never exhausted. This palace was called “The Eternal or Unsatiating
+Banquet.”
+
+The second was styled “The Temple of Melody, or the Nectar of the Soul.”
+It was inhabited by the most skilful musicians and admired poets of the
+time, who not only displayed their talents within, but, dispersing in
+bands without, caused every surrounding scene to reverberate their songs,
+which were continually varied in the most delightful succession.
+
+The palace named “The Delight of the Eyes, or the Support of Memory,” was
+one entire enchantment. Rarities collected from every corner of the
+earth were there found in such profusion as to dazzle and confound, but
+for the order in which they were arranged. One gallery exhibited the
+pictures of the celebrated Mani, and statues that seemed to be alive.
+Here a well-managed perspective attracted the sight; there the magic of
+optics agreeably deceived it; whilst the naturalist on his part
+exhibited, in their several classes, the various gifts that Heaven had
+bestowed on our globe. In a word, Vathek omitted nothing in this palace
+that might gratify the curiosity of those who resorted to it, although he
+was not able to satisfy his own, for he was of all men the most curious.
+
+“The Palace of Perfumes,” which was termed likewise “The Incentive to
+Pleasure,” consisted of various halls, where the different perfumes which
+the earth produces were kept perpetually burning in censers of gold.
+Flambeaux and aromatic lamps were here lighted in open day. But the too
+powerful effects of this agreeable delirium might be avoided by
+descending into an immense garden, where an assemblage of every fragrant
+flower diffused through the air the purest odours.
+
+The fifth palace, denominated “The Retreat of Joy, or the Dangerous,” was
+frequented by troops of young females beautiful as the houris, and not
+less seducing, who never failed to receive with caresses all whom the
+Caliph allowed to approach them; for he was by no means disposed to be
+jealous, as his own women were secluded within the palace he inhabited
+himself.
+
+Notwithstanding the sensuality in which Vathek indulged, he experienced
+no abatement in the love of his people, who thought that a sovereign
+immersed in pleasure was not less tolerable to his subjects than one that
+employed himself in creating them foes. But the unquiet and impetuous
+disposition of the Caliph would not allow him to rest there; he had
+studied so much for his amusement in the life-time of his father as to
+acquire a great deal of knowledge, though not a sufficiency to satisfy
+himself; for he wished to know everything, even sciences that did not
+exist. He was fond of engaging in disputes with the learned, but liked
+them not to push their opposition with warmth; he stopped the mouths of
+those with presents whose mouths could be stopped, whilst others, whom
+his liberality was unable to subdue, he sent to prison to cool their
+blood: a remedy that often succeeded.
+
+Vathek discovered also a predilection for theological controversy, but it
+was not with the orthodox that he usually held. By this means he induced
+the zealots to oppose him, and then persecuted them in return; for he
+resolved at any rate to have reason on his side.
+
+The great prophet Mahomet, whose vicars the caliphs are, beheld with
+indignation from his abode in the seventh heaven the irreligious conduct
+of such a vicegerent. “Let us leave him to himself,” said he to the
+genii, who are always ready to receive his commands; “let us see to what
+lengths his folly and impiety will carry him; if he run into excess we
+shall know how to chastise him. Assist him, therefore, to complete the
+tower which, in imitation of Nimrod, he hath begun, not, like that great
+warrior, to escape being drowned, but from the insolent curiosity of
+penetrating the secrets of Heaven; he will not divine the fate that
+awaits him.”
+
+The genii obeyed, and when the workmen had raised their structure a cubit
+in the day-time, two cubits more were added in the night. The expedition
+with which the fabric arose was not a little flattering to the vanity of
+Vathek. He fancied that even insensible matter showed a forwardness to
+subserve his designs, not considering that the successes of the foolish
+and wicked form the first rod of their chastisement.
+
+His pride arrived at its height when, having ascended for the first time
+the eleven thousand stairs of his tower, he cast his eyes below, and
+beheld men not larger than pismires, mountains than shells, and cities
+than bee-hives. The idea which such an elevation inspired of his own
+grandeur completely bewildered him; he was almost ready to adore himself,
+till, lifting his eyes upward, he saw the stars as high above him as they
+appeared when he stood on the surface of the earth. He consoled himself,
+however, for this transient perception of his littleness with the thought
+of being great in the eyes of others, and flattered himself that the
+light of his mind would extend beyond the reach of his sight, and
+transfer to the stars the decrees of his destiny.
+
+With this view the inquisitive prince passed most of his nights on the
+summit of his tower, till he became an adept in the mysteries of
+astrology, and imagined that the planets had disclosed to him the most
+marvellous adventures, which were to be accomplished by an extraordinary
+personage from a country altogether unknown. Prompted by motives of
+curiosity, he had always been courteous to strangers, but from this
+instant he redoubled his attention, and ordered it to be announced by
+sound of trumpet, through all the streets of Samarah, that no one of his
+subjects, on peril of displeasure, should either lodge or detain a
+traveller, but forthwith bring him to the palace.
+
+Not long after this proclamation there arrived in his metropolis a man so
+hideous that the very guards who arrested him were forced to shut their
+eyes as they led him along. The Caliph himself appeared startled at so
+horrible a visage, but joy succeeded to this emotion of terror when the
+stranger displayed to his view such rarities as he had never before seen,
+and of which he had no conception.
+
+In reality, nothing was ever so extraordinary as the merchandise this
+stranger produced; most of his curiosities, which were not less admirable
+for their workmanship than splendour, had, besides, their several virtues
+described on a parchment fastened to each. There were slippers which
+enabled the feet to walk; knives that cut without the motion of a hand;
+sabres which dealt the blow at the person they were wished to strike; and
+the whole enriched with gems that were hitherto unknown.
+
+The sabres, whose blades emitted a dazzling radiance, fixed more than all
+the Caliph’s attention, who promised himself to decipher at his leisure
+the uncouth characters engraven on their sides. Without, therefore,
+demanding their price, he ordered all the coined gold to be brought from
+his treasury, and commanded the merchant to take what he pleased; the
+stranger complied with modesty and silence.
+
+Vathek, imagining that the merchant’s taciturnity was occasioned by the
+awe which his presence inspired, encouraged him to advance, and asked
+him, with an air of condescension, “Who he was? whence he came? and where
+he obtained such beautiful commodities?” The man, or rather monster,
+instead of making a reply, thrice rubbed his forehead, which, as well as
+his body, was blacker than ebony, four times clapped his paunch, the
+projection of which was enormous, opened wide his huge eyes, which glowed
+like firebrands, began to laugh with a hideous noise, and discovered his
+long amber-coloured teeth bestreaked with green.
+
+The Caliph, though a little startled, renewed his inquiries, but without
+being able to procure a reply; at which, beginning to be ruffled, he
+exclaimed: “Knowest thou, varlet, who I am? and at whom thou art aiming
+thy gibes?” Then, addressing his guards, “Have ye heard him speak? is he
+dumb?”
+
+“He hath spoken,” they replied, “though but little.”
+
+“Let him speak again, then,” said Vathek, “and tell me who he is, from
+whence he came, and where he procured these singular curiosities, or I
+swear by the ass of Balaam that I will make him rue his pertinacity.”
+
+The menace was accompanied by the Caliph with one of his angry and
+perilous glances, which the stranger sustained without the slightest
+emotion, although his eyes were fixed on the terrible eye of the prince.
+
+No words can describe the amazement of the courtiers when they beheld
+this rude merchant withstand the encounter unshocked. They all fell
+prostrate with their faces on the ground to avoid the risk of their
+lives, and continued in the same abject posture till the Caliph exclaimed
+in a furious tone, “Up, cowards! seize the miscreant! see that he be
+committed to prison and guarded by the best of my soldiers! Let him,
+however, retain the money I gave him; it is not my intent to take from
+him his property; I only want him to speak.”
+
+No sooner had he uttered these words than the stranger was surrounded,
+pinioned with strong fetters, and hurried away to the prison of the great
+tower, which was encompassed by seven empalements of iron bars, and armed
+with spikes in every direction longer and sharper than spits.
+
+The Caliph, nevertheless, remained in the most violent agitation; he sat
+down indeed to eat, but of the three hundred covers that were daily
+placed before him could taste of no more than thirty-two. A diet to
+which he had been so little accustomed was sufficient of itself to
+prevent him from sleeping; what then must be its effect when joined to
+the anxiety that preyed upon his spirits? At the first glimpse of dawn
+he hastened to the prison, again to importune this intractable stranger;
+but the rage of Vathek exceeded all bounds on finding the prison empty,
+the gates burst asunder, and his guards lying lifeless around him. In
+the paroxysm of his passion he fell furiously on the poor carcases, and
+kicked them till evening without intermission. His courtiers and vizirs
+exerted their efforts to soothe his extravagance, but finding every
+expedient ineffectual, they all united in one vociferation: “The Caliph
+is gone mad! the Caliph is out of his senses!”
+
+This outcry, which soon resounded through the streets of Samarah, at
+length reaching the ears of Carathis, his mother, she flew in the utmost
+consternation to try her ascendency on the mind of her son. Her tears
+and caresses called off his attention, and he was prevailed upon by her
+entreaties to be brought back to the palace.
+
+Carathis, apprehensive of leaving Vathek to himself, caused him to be put
+to bed, and seating herself by him, endeavoured by her conversation to
+heal and compose him. Nor could any one have attempted it with better
+success, for the Caliph not only loved her as a mother, but respected her
+as a person of superior genius; it was she who had induced him, being a
+Greek herself, to adopt all the sciences and systems of her country,
+which good Mussulmans hold in such thorough abhorrence. Judicial
+astrology was one of those systems in which Carathis was a perfect adept;
+she began, therefore, with reminding her son of the promise which the
+stars had made him, and intimated an intention of consulting them again.
+
+“Alas!” sighed the Caliph, as soon as he could speak, “what a fool have I
+been! not for the kicks bestowed on my guards who so tamely submitted to
+death, but for never considering that this extraordinary man was the same
+the planets had foretold, whom, instead of ill-treating, I should have
+conciliated by all the arts of persuasion.”
+
+“The past,” said Carathis, “cannot be recalled, but it behoves us to
+think of the future; perhaps you may again see the object you so much
+regret; it is possible the inscriptions on the sabres will afford
+information. Eat, therefore, and take thy repose, my dear son; we will
+consider to-morrow in what manner to act.”
+
+Vathek yielded to her counsel as well as he could, and arose in the
+morning with a mind more at ease. The sabres he commanded to be
+instantly brought, and poring upon them through a green glass, that their
+glittering might not dazzle, he set himself in earnest to decipher the
+inscriptions; but his reiterated attempts were all of them nugatory; in
+vain did he beat his head and bite his nails, not a letter of the whole
+was he able to ascertain. So unlucky a disappointment would have undone
+him again had not Carathis by good fortune entered the apartment.
+
+“Have patience, son!” said she; “you certainly are possessed of every
+important science, but the knowledge of languages is a trifle at best,
+and the accomplishment of none but a pedant. Issue forth a proclamation
+that you will confer such rewards as become your greatness upon any one
+that shall interpret what you do not understand, and what it is beneath
+you to learn; you will soon find your curiosity gratified.”
+
+“That may be,” said the Caliph; “but in the meantime I shall be horribly
+disgusted by a crowd of smatterers, who will come to the trial as much
+for the pleasure of retailing their jargon as from the hope of gaining
+the reward. To avoid this evil it will be proper to add that I will put
+every candidate to death who shall fail to give satisfaction; for, thank
+Heaven! I have skill enough to distinguish between one that translates
+and one that invents.”
+
+“Of that I have no doubt,” replied Carathis; “but to put the ignorant to
+death is somewhat severe, and may be productive of dangerous effects;
+content yourself with commanding their beards to be burnt—beards in a
+state are not quite so essential as men.”
+
+The Caliph submitted to the reasons of his mother, and sending for
+Morakanabad, his prime vizir, said: “Let the common criers proclaim, not
+only in Samarah, but throughout every city in my empire, that whosoever
+will repair hither, and decipher certain characters which appear to be
+inexplicable, shall experience the liberality for which I am renowned;
+but that all who fail upon trial shall have their beards burnt off to the
+last hair. Let them add also that I will bestow fifty beautiful slaves,
+and as many jars of apricots from the Isle of Kirmith, upon any man that
+shall bring me intelligence of the stranger.”
+
+The subjects of the Caliph, like their Sovereign, being great admirers of
+women and apricots from Kirmith, felt their mouths water at these
+promises, but were totally unable to gratify their hankering, for no one
+knew which way the stranger had gone.
+
+As to the Caliph’s other requisition, the result was different. The
+learned, the half-learned, and those who were neither, but fancied
+themselves equal to both, came boldly to hazard their beards, and all
+shamefully lost them.
+
+The exaction of these forfeitures, which found sufficient employment for
+the eunuchs, gave them such a smell of singed hair as greatly to disgust
+the ladies of the seraglio, and make it necessary that this new
+occupation of their guardians should be transferred into other hands.
+
+At length, however, an old man presented himself whose beard was a cubit
+and a half longer than any that had appeared before him. The officers of
+the palace whispered to each other, as they ushered him in, “What a pity
+such a beard should be burnt!” Even the Caliph, when he saw it,
+concurred with them in opinion, but his concern was entirely needless.
+This venerable personage read the characters with facility, and explained
+them verbatim as follows: “We were made where everything good is made; we
+are the least of the wonders of a place where all is wonderful, and
+deserving the sight of the first potentate on earth.”
+
+“You translate admirably!” cried Vathek; “I know to what these marvellous
+characters allude. Let him receive as many robes of honour and thousands
+of sequins of gold as he hath spoken words. I am in some measure
+relieved from the perplexity that embarrassed me!”
+
+Vathek invited the old main to dine, and even to remain some days in the
+palace. Unluckily for him, he accepted the offer; for the Caliph, having
+ordered him next morning to be called, said: “Read again to me what you
+have read already; I cannot hear too often the promise that is made me,
+the completion of which I languish to obtain.”
+
+The old man forthwith put on his green spectacles, but they instantly
+dropped from his nose on perceiving that the characters he had read the
+day preceding had given place to others of different import.
+
+“What ails you?” asked the Caliph; “and why these symptoms of wonder?”
+
+“Sovereign of the world,” replied the old man, “these sabres hold another
+language to-day from that they yesterday held.”
+
+“How say you?” returned Vathek; “but it matters not! tell me, if you can,
+what they mean.”
+
+“It is this, my lord,” rejoined the old man: “Woe to the rash mortal who
+seeks to know that of which he should remain ignorant, and to undertake
+that which surpasseth his power!”
+
+“And woe to thee!” cried the Caliph, in a burst of indignation; “to-day
+thou art void of understanding. Begone from my presence; they shall burn
+but the half of thy beard, because, thou wert yesterday fortunate in
+guessing; my gifts I never resume.”
+
+The old man, wise enough to perceive he had luckily escaped, considering
+the folly of disclosing so disgusting a truth, immediately withdrew, and
+appeared not again.
+
+But it was not long before Vathek discovered abundant reason to regret
+his precipitation; for though he could not decipher the characters
+himself, yet by constantly poring upon them he plainly perceived that
+they every day changed, and unfortunately no other candidate offered to
+explain them. This perplexing occupation inflamed his blood, dazzled his
+sight, and brought on a giddiness and debility that he could not support.
+He failed not, however, though in so reduced a condition, to be often
+carried to his tower, as he flattered himself that he might there read in
+the stars which he went to consult something more congenial to his
+wishes: but in this his hopes were deluded, for his eyes, dimmed by the
+vapours of his head, began to subserve his curiosity so ill, that he
+beheld nothing but a thick dun cloud, which he took for the most direful
+of omens.
+
+Agitated with so much anxiety, Vathek entirely lost all firmness; a fever
+seized him, and his appetite failed. Instead of being one of the
+greatest eaters, he became as distinguished for drinking. So insatiable
+was the thirst which tormented him that his mouth, like a funnel, was
+always open to receive the various liquors that might be poured into it,
+and especially cold water, which calmed him more than every other.
+
+This unhappy prince being thus incapacitated for the enjoyment of any
+pleasure, commanded the palaces of the five senses to be shut up, forbore
+to appear in public, either to display his magnificence or administer
+justice, and retired to the inmost apartment of his harem. As he had
+ever been an indulgent husband, his wives, overwhelmed with grief at his
+deplorable situation, incessantly offered their prayers for his health,
+and unremittingly supplied him with water.
+
+In the meantime the Princess Carathis, whose affliction no words can
+describe, instead of restraining herself to sobbing and tears, was
+closeted daily with the Vizir Morakanabad, to find out some cure or
+mitigation of the Caliph’s disease. Under the persuasion that it was
+caused by enchantment, they turned over together, leaf by leaf, all the
+books of magic that might point out a remedy, and caused the horrible
+stranger, whom they accused as the enchanter, to be everywhere sought for
+with the strictest diligence.
+
+At the distance of a few miles from Samarah stood a high mountain, whose
+sides were swarded with wild thyme and basil, and its summit overspread
+with so delightful a plain, that it might be taken for the paradise
+destined for the faithful. Upon it grew a hundred thickets of eglantine
+and other fragrant shrubs, a hundred arbours of roses, jessamine, and
+honeysuckle, as many clumps of orange trees, cedar, and citron, whose
+branches, interwoven with the palm, the pomegranate, and the vine,
+presented every luxury that could regale the eye or the taste. The
+ground was strewed with violets, hare-bells, and pansies, in the midst of
+which sprang forth tufts of jonquils, hyacinths, and carnations, with
+every other perfume that impregnates the air. Four fountains, not less
+clear than deep, and so abundant as to slake the thirst of ten armies,
+seemed profusely placed here to make the scene more resemble the garden
+of Eden, which was watered by the four sacred rivers. Here the
+nightingale sang the birth of the rose, her well-beloved, and at the same
+time lamented its short-lived beauty; whilst the turtle deplored the loss
+of more substantial pleasures, and the wakeful lark hailed the rising
+light that re-animates the whole creation. Here more than anywhere the
+mingled melodies of birds expressed the various passions they inspired,
+as if the exquisite fruits which they pecked at pleasure had given them a
+double energy.
+
+To this mountain Vathek was sometimes brought for the sake of breathing a
+purer air, and especially to drink at will of the four fountains, which
+were reputed in the highest degree salubrious and sacred to himself. His
+attendants were his mother, his wives, and some eunuchs, who assiduously
+employed themselves in filling capacious bowls of rock crystal, and
+emulously presenting them to him; but it frequently happened that his
+avidity exceeded their zeal, insomuch that he would prostrate himself
+upon the ground to lap up the water, of which he could never have enough.
+
+One day, when this unhappy prince had been long lying in so debasing a
+posture, a voice, hoarse but strong, thus addressed him: “Why assumest
+thou the function of a dog, O Caliph, so proud of thy dignity and power?”
+
+At this apostrophe he raised his head, and beheld the stranger that had
+caused him so much affliction. Inflamed with anger at the sight, he
+exclaimed—
+
+“Accursed Giaour! what comest thou hither to do? Is it not enough to
+have transformed a prince remarkable for his agility into one of those
+leather barrels which the Bedouin Arabs carry on their camels when they
+traverse the deserts? Perceivest thou not that I may perish by drinking
+to excess no less than by a total abstinence?”
+
+“Drink then this draught,” said the stranger, as he presented to him a
+phial of a red and yellow mixture; “and, to satiate the thirst of thy
+soul as well as of thy body, know that I am an Indian, but from a region
+of India which is wholly unknown.”
+
+The Caliph delighted to see his desires accomplished in part, and
+flattering himself with the hope of obtaining their entire fulfilment,
+without a moment’s hesitation swallowed the potion, and instantaneously
+found his health restored, his thirst appeased, and his limbs as agile as
+ever.
+
+In the transports of his joy Vathek leaped upon the neck of the frightful
+Indian, and kissed his horrid mouth and hollow cheeks as though they had
+been the coral lips and the lilies and roses of his most beautiful wives;
+whilst they, less terrified than jealous at the sight, dropped their
+veils to hide the blush of mortification that suffused their foreheads.
+
+Nor would the scene have closed here, had not Carathis, with all the art
+of insinuation, a little repressed the raptures of her son. Having
+prevailed upon him to return to Samarah, she caused a herald to precede
+him, whom she commanded to proclaim as loudly as possible: “The wonderful
+stranger hath appeared again; he hath healed the Caliph; he hath spoken!
+he hath spoken!”
+
+Forthwith all the inhabitants of this vast city quitted their
+habitations, and ran together in crowds to see the procession of Vathek
+and the Indian, whom they now blessed as much as they had before
+execrated, incessantly shouting: “He hath healed our sovereign; he hath
+spoken! he hath spoken!” Nor were these words forgotten in the public
+festivals which were celebrated the same evening, to testify the general
+joy; for the poets applied them as a chorus to all the songs they
+composed.
+
+The Caliph in the meanwhile caused the palaces of the senses to be again
+set open; and, as he found himself prompted to visit that of taste in
+preference to the rest, immediately ordered a splendid entertainment, to
+which his great officers and favourite courtiers were all invited. The
+Indian, who was placed near the prince, seemed to think that as a proper
+acknowledgment of so distinguished a privilege he could neither eat,
+drink, nor talk too much. The various dainties were no sooner served up
+than they vanished, to the great mortification of Vathek, who piqued
+himself on being the greatest eater alive, and at this time in particular
+had an excellent appetite.
+
+The rest of the company looked round at each other in amazement; but the
+Indian, without appearing to observe it, quaffed large bumpers to the
+health of each of them, sung in a style altogether extravagant, related
+stories at which he laughed immoderately, and poured forth extemporaneous
+verses, which would not have been thought bad but for the strange
+grimaces with which they were uttered. In a word, his loquacity was
+equal to that of a hundred astrologers; he ate as much as a hundred
+porters, and caroused in proportion.
+
+The Caliph, notwithstanding the table had been thirty times covered,
+found himself incommoded by the voraciousness of his guest, who was now
+considerably declined in the prince’s esteem. Vathek, however, being
+unwilling to betray the chagrin he could hardly disguise, said in a
+whisper to Bababalouk, the chief of his eunuchs: “You see how enormous
+his performances in every way are; what would be the consequence should
+he get at my wives? Go! redouble your vigilance, and be sure look well
+to my Circassians, who would be more to his taste than all of the rest.”
+
+The bird of the morning had thrice renewed his song when the hour of the
+Divan sounded. Vathek, in gratitude to his subjects, having promised to
+attend, immediately rose from table and repaired thither, leaning upon
+his vizir, who could scarcely support him, so disordered was the poor
+prince by the wine he had drunk, and still more by the extravagant
+vagaries of his boisterous guest.
+
+The vizirs, the officers of the crown and of the law, arranged themselves
+in a semicircle about their sovereign, and preserved a respectful
+silence, whilst the Indian, who looked as cool as if come from a fast,
+sat down without ceremony on the step of the throne, laughing in his
+sleeve at the indignation with which his temerity had filled the
+spectators.
+
+The Caliph, however, whose ideas were confused and his head embarrassed,
+went on administering justice at haphazard, till at length the prime
+vizir, perceiving his situation, hit upon a sudden expedient to interrupt
+the audience and rescue the honour of his master, to whom he said in a
+whisper: “My Lord, the Princess Carathis, who hath passed the night in
+consulting the planets, informs you that they portend you evil, and the
+danger is urgent. Beware lest this stranger, whom you have so lavishly
+recompensed for his magical gewgaws, should make some attempt on your
+life; his liquor, which at first had the appearance of effecting your
+cure, may be no more than a poison of a sudden operation. Slight not
+this surmise; ask him at least of what it was compounded, whence he
+procured it, and mention the sabres which you seem to have forgotten.”
+
+Vathek, to whom the insolent airs of the stranger became every moment
+less supportable, intimated to his vizir by a wink of acquiescence that
+he would adopt his advice, and at once turning towards the Indian, said:
+“Get up and declare in full Divan of what drugs the liquor was compounded
+you enjoined me to take, for it is suspected to be poison; add also the
+explanation I have so earnestly desired concerning the sabres you sold
+me, and thus show your gratitude for the favours heaped on you.”
+
+Having pronounced these words in as moderate a tone as a caliph well
+could, he waited in silent expectation for an answer. But the Indian,
+still keeping his seat, began to renew his loud shouts of laughter, and
+exhibit the same horrid grimaces he had shown them before, without
+vouchsafing a word in reply. Vathek, no longer able to brook such
+insolence, immediately kicked him from the steps; instantly descending,
+repeated his blow, and persisted with such assiduity as incited all who
+were present to follow his example. Every foot was aimed at the Indian,
+and no sooner had any one given him a kick than he felt himself
+constrained to reiterate the stroke.
+
+The stranger afforded them no small entertainment; for, being both short
+and plump, he collected himself into a ball, and rolled round on all
+sides at the blows of his assailants, who pressed after him wherever he
+turned with an eagerness beyond conception, whilst their numbers were
+every moment increasing. The ball, indeed, in passing from one apartment
+to another, drew every person after it that came in its way, insomuch
+that the whole palace was thrown into confusion, and resounded with a
+tremendous clamour. The women of the harem, amazed at the uproar, flew
+to their blinds to discover the cause; but no sooner did they catch a
+glimpse of the ball, than feeling themselves unable to refrain, they
+broke from the clutches of their eunuchs, who to stop their flight
+pinched them till they bled, but in vain; whilst themselves, though
+trembling with terror at the escape of their charge, were as incapable of
+resisting the attraction.
+
+The Indian, after having traversed the halls, galleries, chambers,
+kitchens, gardens, and stables of the palace, at last took his course
+through the courts; whilst the Caliph, pursuing him closer than the rest,
+bestowed as many kicks as he possibly could, yet not without receiving
+now and then one, which his competitors in their eagerness designed for
+the ball.
+
+Carathis, Morakanabad, and two or three old vizirs, whose wisdom had
+hitherto withstood the attraction, wishing to prevent Vathek from
+exposing himself in the presence of his subjects, fell down in his way to
+impede the pursuit; but he, regardless of their obstruction, leaped over
+their heads, and went on as before. They then ordered the Muezzins to
+call the people to prayers, both for the sake of getting them out of the
+way and of endeavouring by their petitions to avert the calamity; but
+neither of these expedients was a whit more successful: the sight of this
+fatal ball was alone sufficient to draw after it every beholder. The
+Muezzins themselves, though they saw it but at a distance, hastened down
+from their minarets and mixed with the crowd, which continued to increase
+in so surprising a manner, that scarce an inhabitant was left in Samarah,
+except the aged, the sick confined to their beds, and infants at the
+breast, whose nurses could run more nimbly without them. Even Carathis,
+Morakanabad, and the rest were all become of the party.
+
+The shrill screams of the females, who had broken from their apartments,
+and were unable to extricate themselves from the pressure of the crowd,
+together with those of the eunuchs jostling after them, terrified lest
+their charge should escape from their sight, increased by the execrations
+of husbands urging forward and menacing both, kicks given and received,
+stumblings and overthrows at every step; in a word, the confusion that
+universally prevailed rendered Samarah like a city taken by storm and
+devoted to absolute plunder.
+
+At last the cursed Indian, who still preserved his rotundity of figure,
+after passing through all the streets and public places, and leaving them
+empty, rolled onwards to the plain of Catoul, and traversed the valley at
+the foot of the mountain of the Four Fountains.
+
+As a continual fall of water had excavated an immense gulf in the valley,
+whose opposite side was closed in by a steep acclivity, the Caliph and
+his attendants were apprehensive lest the ball should bound into the
+chasm, and, to prevent it, redoubled their efforts, but in vain. The
+Indian persevered in his onward direction, and, as had been apprehended,
+glancing from the precipice with the rapidity of lightning, was lost in
+the gulf below.
+
+Vathek would have followed the perfidious Giaour, had not an invisible
+agency arrested his progress. The multitude that pressed after him were
+at once checked in the same manner, and a calm instantaneously ensued.
+They all gazed at each other with an air of astonishment; and,
+notwithstanding that the loss of veils and turbans, together with torn
+habits and dust blended with sweat, presented a most laughable spectacle,
+there was not one smile to be seen; on the contrary, all, with looks of
+confusion and sadness, returned in silence to Samarah, and retired to
+their inmost apartments, without ever reflecting that they had been
+impelled by an invisible power into the extravagance for which they
+reproached themselves; for it is but just that men, who so often arrogate
+to their own merit the good of which they are but instruments, should
+attribute to themselves the absurdities which they could not prevent.
+
+The Caliph was the only person that refused to leave the valley. He
+commanded his tents to be pitched there, and stationed himself on the
+very edge of the precipice, in spite of the representations of Carathis
+and Morakanabad, who pointed out the hazard of its brink giving way, and
+the vicinity to the magician that had so severely tormented him. Vathek
+derided all their remonstrances, and, having ordered a thousand flambeaux
+to be lighted, and directed his attendants to proceed in lighting more,
+lay down on the slippery margin, and attempted, by help of this
+artificial splendour, to look through that gloom which all the fires of
+the empyrean had been insufficient to pervade. One while he fancied to
+himself voices arising from the depth of the gulf; at another he seemed
+to distinguish the accents of the Indian, but all was no more than the
+hollow murmur of waters, and the din of the cataracts that rushed from
+steep to steep down the sides of the mountain.
+
+Having passed the night in this cruel perturbation, the Caliph at
+daybreak retired to his tent, where, without taking the least sustenance,
+he continued to doze till the dusk of evening began again to come on. He
+then resumed his vigils as before, and persevered in observing them for
+many nights together. At length, fatigued with so successless an
+employment, he sought relief from change. To this end he sometimes paced
+with hasty strides across the plain, and, as he wildly gazed at the
+stars, reproached them with having deceived him; but, lo! on a sudden the
+clear blue sky appeared streaked over with streams of blood, which
+reached from the valley even to the city of Samarah. As this awful
+phenomenon seemed to touch his tower, Vathek at first thought of
+re-pairing thither to view it more distinctly, but feeling himself unable
+to advance, and being overcome with apprehension, he muffled up his face
+in his robe.
+
+Terrifying as these prodigies were, this impression upon him was no more
+than momentary, and served only to stimulate his love of the marvellous.
+Instead, therefore, of returning to his palace, he persisted in the
+resolution of abiding where the Indian vanished from his view. One
+night, however, while he was walking as usual on the plain, the moon and
+the stars at once were eclipsed, and a total darkness ensued; the earth
+trembled beneath him, and a voice came forth, the voice of the Giaour,
+who, in accents more sonorous than thunder, thus addressed him: “Wouldest
+thou devote thyself to me? Adore then the terrestrial influences, and
+abjure Mahomet. On these conditions I will bring thee to the palace of
+subterranean fire; there shalt thou behold in immense depositories the
+treasures which the stars have promised thee, and which will be conferred
+by those Intelligences whom thou shalt thus render propitious. It was
+from thence I brought my sabres, and it is there that Soliman Ben Daoud
+reposes, surrounded by the talismans that control the world.”
+
+The astonished Caliph trembled as he answered, yet in a style that showed
+him to be no novice in preternatural adventures: “Where art thou? be
+present to my eyes; dissipate the gloom that perplexes me, and of which I
+deem thee the cause; after the many flambeaux I have burnt to discover
+thee, thou mayst at least grant a glimpse of thy horrible visage.”
+
+“Abjure, then, Mahomet,” replied the Indian, “and promise me full proofs
+of thy sincerity, otherwise thou shalt never behold me again.”
+
+The unhappy Caliph, instigated by insatiable curiosity, lavished his
+promises in the utmost profusion. The sky immediately brightened; and by
+the light of the planets, which seemed almost to blaze, Vathek beheld the
+earth open, and at the extremity of a vast black chasm, a portal of
+ebony, before which stood the Indian, still blacker, holding in his hand
+a golden key that caused the lock to resound.
+
+“How,” cried Vathek, “can I descend to thee without the certainty of
+breaking my neck? come, take me, and instantly open the portal.”
+
+“Not so fast,” replied the Indian, “impatient Caliph! Know that I am
+parched with thirst, and cannot open this door till my thirst be
+thoroughly appeased. I require the blood of fifty of the most beautiful
+sons of thy vizirs and great men, or neither can my thirst nor thy
+curiosity be satisfied. Return to Samarah, procure for me this necessary
+libation, come back hither, throw it thyself into this chasm, and then
+shalt thou see!”
+
+Having thus spoken, the Indian turned his back on the Caliph, who,
+incited by the suggestion of demons, resolved on the direful sacrifice.
+He now pretended to have regained his tranquillity, and set out for
+Samarah amidst the acclamations of a people who still loved him, and
+forbore not to rejoice when they believed him to have recovered his
+reason. So successfully did he conceal the emotion of his heart, that
+even Carathis and Morakanabad were equally deceived with the rest.
+Nothing was heard of but festivals and rejoicings; the ball, which no
+tongue had hitherto ventured to mention, was again brought on the tapis;
+a general laugh went round, though many, still smarting under the hands
+of the surgeon from the hurts received in that memorable adventure, had
+no great reason for mirth.
+
+The prevalence of this gay humour was not a little grateful to Vathek, as
+perceiving how much it conduced to his project. He put on the appearance
+of affability to every one, but especially to his vizirs and the grandees
+of his court, whom he failed not to regale with a sumptuous banquet,
+during which he insensibly inclined the conversation to the children of
+his guests. Having asked with a good-natured air who of them were
+blessed with the handsomest boys, every father at once asserted the
+pretensions of his own, and the contest imperceptibly grew so warm that
+nothing could have withholden them from coming to blows but their
+profound reverence for the person of the Caliph. Under the pretence,
+therefore, of reconciling the disputants, Vathek took upon him to decide;
+and with this view commanded the boys to be brought.
+
+It was not long before a troop of these poor children made their
+appearance, all equipped by their fond mothers with such ornaments as
+might give the greatest relief to their beauty or most advantageously
+display the graces of their age. But whilst this brilliant assemblage
+attracted the eyes and hearts of every one besides, the Caliph
+scrutinized each in his turn with a malignant avidity that passed for
+attention, and selected from their number the fifty whom he judged the
+Giaour would prefer.
+
+With an equal show of kindness as before, he proposed to celebrate a
+festival on the plain for the entertainment of his young favourites, who
+he said ought to rejoice still more than all at the restoration of his
+health, on account of the favours he intended for them.
+
+The Caliph’s proposal was received with the greatest delight, and soon
+published through Samarah; litters, camels, and horses were prepared.
+Women and children, old men and young, every one placed himself in the
+station he chose. The cavalcade set forward, attended by all the
+confectioners in the city and its precincts; the populace following on
+foot composed an amazing crowd, and occasioned no little noise; all was
+joy, nor did any one call to mind what most of them had suffered when
+they first travelled the road they were now passing so gaily.
+
+The evening was serene, the air refreshing, the sky clear, and the
+flowers exhaled their fragrance; the beams of the declining sun, whose
+mild splendour reposed on the summit of the mountain, shed a glow of
+ruddy light over its green declivity and the white flocks sporting upon
+it; no sounds were audible save the murmurs of the Four Fountains, and
+the reeds and voices of shepherds calling to each other from different
+eminences.
+
+The lovely innocents proceeding to the destined sacrifice added not a
+little to the hilarity of the scene; they approached the plain full of
+sportiveness, some coursing butterflies, others culling flowers, or
+picking up the shining little pebbles that attracted their notice. At
+intervals they nimbly started from each other, for the sake of being
+caught again, and mutually imparting a thousand caresses.
+
+The dreadful chasm at whose bottom the portal of ebony was placed began
+to appear at a distance; it looked like a black streak that divided the
+plain. Morakanabad and his companions took it for some work which the
+Caliph had ordered; unhappy men! little did they surmise for what it was
+destined.
+
+Vathek, not liking they should examine it too nearly, stopped the
+procession, and ordered a spacious circle to be formed on this side, at
+some distance from the accursed chasm. The body-guard of eunuchs was
+detached to measure out the lists intended for the games, and prepare
+ringles for the lines to keep off the crowd. The fifty competitors were
+soon stripped, and presented to the admiration of the spectators the
+suppleness and grace of their delicate limbs; their eyes sparkled with a
+joy which those of their fond parents reflected. Every one offered
+wishes for the little candidate nearest his heart, and doubted not of his
+being victorious; a breathless suspense awaited the contest of these
+amiable and innocent victims.
+
+The Caliph, awaiting himself of the first moment to retire from the
+crowd, advanced towards the chasm, and there heard, yet not without
+shuddering, the voice of the Indian, who, gnashing his teeth, eagerly
+demanded: “Where are they? where are they? perceivest thou not how my
+mouth waters?”
+
+“Relentless Giaour!” answered Vathek, with emotion, “can nothing content
+thee but the massacre of these lovely victims! Ah! wert thou to behold
+their beauty it must certainly move thy compassion.”
+
+“Perdition on thy compassion, babbler!” cried the Indian. “Give them me,
+instantly give them, or my portal shall be closed against thee for ever!”
+
+“Not so loudly,” replied the Caliph, blushing.
+
+“I understand thee,” returned the Giaour, with the grin of an ogre; “thou
+wantest to summon up more presence of mind; I will for a moment forbear.”
+
+During this exquisite dialogue the games went forward with all alacrity,
+and at length concluded just as the twilight began to overcast the
+mountains. Vathek, who was still standing on the edge of the chasm,
+called out, with all his might: “Let my fifty little favourites approach
+me separately, and let them come in the order of their success. To the
+first I will give my diamond bracelet, to the second my collar of
+emeralds, to the third my aigret of rubies, to the fourth my girdle of
+topazes, and to the rest each a part of my dress, even down to my
+slippers.”
+
+This declaration was received with reiterated acclamations, and all
+extolled the liberality of a prince who would thus strip himself for the
+amusement of his subjects and the encouragement of the rising generation.
+
+The Caliph in the meantime undressed himself by degrees, and, raising his
+arm as high as he was able, made each of the prizes glitter in the air;
+but whilst he delivered it with one hand to the child, who sprang forward
+to receive it, he with the other pushed the poor innocent into the gulf,
+where the Giaour, with a sullen muttering, incessantly repeated, “More!
+more!”
+
+This dreadful device was executed with so much dexterity that the boy who
+was approaching him remained unconscious of the fate of his forerunner;
+and as to the spectators, the shades of evening, together with their
+distance, precluded them from perceiving any object distinctly. Vathek,
+having in this manner thrown in the last of the fifty, and expecting that
+the Giaour on receiving them would have presented the key, already
+fancied himself as great as Soliman, and consequently above being
+amenable for what he had done: when, to his utter amazement, the chasm
+closed, and the around became as entire as the rest of the plain.
+
+No language could express his rage and despair. He execrated the perfidy
+of the Indian, loaded him with the most infamous invectives, and stamped
+with his foot as resolving to be heard; he persisted in this demeanour
+till his strength failed him, and then fell on the earth like one void of
+sense. His vizirs and grandees, who were nearer than the rest, supposed
+him at first to be sitting on the grass at play with their amiable
+children; but at length, prompted by doubt, they advanced towards the
+spot, and found the Caliph alone, who wildly demanded what they wanted.
+
+“Our children! our children!” cried they.
+
+“It is assuredly pleasant,” said he, “to make me accountable for
+accidents; your children while at play fell from the precipice that was
+here, and I should have experienced their fate had I not been saved by a
+sudden start back.”
+
+At these words the fathers of the fifty boys cried out aloud, the mothers
+repeated their exclamations an octave higher, whilst the rest, without
+knowing the cause, soon drowned the voices of both with still louder
+lamentations of their own.
+
+“Our Caliph,” said they—and the report soon circulated—“Our Caliph has
+played us this trick to gratify his accursed Giaour. Let us punish him
+for his perfidy! let us avenge ourselves! let us avenge the blood of the
+innocent! let us throw this cruel prince into the gulf that is near, and
+let his name be mentioned no more!”
+
+At this rumour and these menaces, Carathis, full of consternation,
+hastened to Morakanabad, and said: “Vizir, you have lost two beautiful
+boys, and must necessarily be the most afflicted of fathers, but you are
+virtuous; save your master.”
+
+“I will brave every hazard,” replied the vizir, “to rescue him from his
+present danger, but afterwards will abandon him to his fate.
+Bababalouk,” continued he, “put yourself at the head of your eunuchs;
+disperse the mob, and, if possible, bring back this unhappy prince to his
+palace.” Bababalouk and his fraternity, felicitating each other in a low
+voice on their disability of ever being fathers, obeyed the mandate of
+the vizir; who, seconding their exertions to the utmost of his power, at
+length accomplished his generous enterprise, and retired as he resolved,
+to lament at his leisure.
+
+No sooner had the Caliph re-entered his palace than Carathis commanded
+the doors to be fastened; but, perceiving the tumult to be still violent,
+and hearing the imprecations which resounded from all quarters, she said
+to her son: “Whether the populace be right or wrong, it behoves you to
+provide for your safety; let us retire to your own apartment, and from
+thence through the subterranean passage, known only to ourselves, into
+your tower; there, with the assistance of the mutes who never leave it,
+we may be able to make some resistance. Bababalouk, supposing us to be
+still in the palace, will guard its avenues for his own sake; and we
+shall soon find, without the counsels of that blubberer Morakanabad, what
+expedient may be the best to adopt.”
+
+Vathek, without making the least reply, acquiesced in his mother’s
+proposal, and repeated as he went: “Nefarious Giaour! where art thou!
+hast thou not yet devoured those poor children? where are thy sabres? thy
+golden key? thy talismans?”
+
+Carathis, who guessed from these interrogations a part of the truth, had
+no difficulty to apprehend in getting at the whole, as soon as he should
+be a little composed in his tower. This princess was so far from being
+influenced by scruples that she was as wicked as woman could be, which is
+not saying a little, for the sex pique themselves on their superiority in
+every competition. The recital of the Caliph, therefore, occasioned
+neither terror nor surprise to his mother; she felt no emotion but from
+the promises of the Giaour, and said to her son: “This Giaour, it must be
+confessed, is somewhat sanguinary in his taste, but the terrestrial
+powers are always terrible; nevertheless, what the one hath promised and
+the others can confer will prove a sufficient indemnification; no crimes
+should be thought too dear for such a reward! forbear then to revile the
+Indian; you have not fulfilled the conditions to which his services are
+annexed; for instance, is not a sacrifice to the subterranean Genii
+required? and should we not be prepared to offer it as soon as the tumult
+is subsided? This charge I will take on myself, and have no doubt of
+succeeding by means of your treasures, which, as there are now so many
+others in store, may without fear be exhausted.”
+
+Accordingly the princess, who possessed the most consummate skill in the
+art of persuasion, went immediately back through the subterranean
+passage; and presenting herself to the populace, from a window of the
+palace, began to harangue them with all the address of which she was
+mistress, whilst Bababalouk showered money from both hands amongst the
+crowd, who by these united means were soon appeased; every person retired
+to his home, and Carathis returned to the tower.
+
+Prayer at break of day was announced, when Carathis and Vathek ascended
+the steps which led to the summit of the tower, where they remained for
+some time, though the weather was lowering and wet. This impending gloom
+corresponded with their malignant dispositions; but when the sun began to
+break through the clouds they ordered a pavilion to be raised, as a
+screen from the intrusion of his beams. The Caliph, overcome with
+fatigue, sought refreshment from repose, at the same time hoping that
+significant dreams might attend on his slumbers; whilst the indefatigable
+Carathis, followed by a party of her mutes, descended to prepare whatever
+she judged proper for the oblation of the approaching night.
+
+By secret stairs, known only to herself and to her son, she first
+repaired to the mysterious recesses in which were deposited the mummies
+that had been brought from the catacombs of the ancient Pharaohs; of
+these she ordered several to be taken. From thence she resorted to a
+gallery where, under the guard of fifty female negroes, mute and blind of
+the right eye, were preserved the oil of the most venomous serpents,
+rhinoceros’ horns, and woods of a subtle and penetrating odour procured
+from the interior of the Indies, together with a thousand other horrible
+rarities. This collection had been formed for a purpose like the present
+by Carathis herself, from a presentment that she might one day enjoy some
+intercourse with the infernal powers to whom she had ever been
+passionately attached, and to whose taste she was no stranger.
+
+To familiarise herself the better with the horrors in view, the princess
+remained in the company of her negresses, who squinted in the most
+amiable manner from the only eye they had, and leered with exquisite
+delight at the skulls and skeletons which Carathis had drawn forth from
+her cabinets, whose key she entrusted to no one; all of them making
+contortions, and uttering a frightful jargon, but very amusing to the
+princess; till at last, being stunned by their gibbering, and suffocated
+by the potency of their exhalations, she was forced to quit the gallery,
+after stripping it of a part of its treasures.
+
+Whilst she was thus occupied, the Caliph, who, instead of the visions he
+expected, had acquired in these insubstantial regions a voracious
+appetite, was greatly provoked at the negresses; for, having totally
+forgotten their deafness, he had impatiently asked them for food, and
+seeing them regardless of his demand, he began to cuff, pinch, and push
+them, till Carathis arrived to terminate a scene so indecent, to the
+great content of these miserable creatures, who, having been brought up
+by her, understood all her signs, and communicated in the same way their
+thoughts in return.
+
+“Son! what means all this?” said she, panting for breath. “I thought I
+heard as I came up the shrieks of a thousand bats tearing from their
+crannies in the recesses of a cavern; and it was the outcry only of these
+poor mutes, whom you were so unmercifully abusing. In truth you but ill
+deserve the admirable provision I have brought you.”
+
+“Give it me instantly,” exclaimed the Caliph; “I am perishing for
+hunger!”
+
+“As to that,” answered she, “you must have an excellent stomach if it can
+digest what I have been preparing.”
+
+“Be quick,” replied the Caliph; “but, oh, heavens! what horrors! what do
+you intend?”
+
+“Come, come,” returned Carathis, “be not so squeamish, but help me to
+arrange everything properly, and you shall see that what you reject with
+such symptoms of disgust will soon complete your felicity. Let us get
+ready the pile for the sacrifice of to-night, and think not of eating
+till that is performed; know you not that all solemn rites are preceded
+by a rigorous abstinence?”
+
+The Caliph, not daring to object, abandoned himself to grief and the wind
+that ravaged his entrails, whilst his mother went forward with the
+requisite operations. Phials of serpents’ oil, mummies, and bones were
+soon set in order on the balustrade of the tower; the pile began to rise,
+and in three hours was as many cubits high. At length darkness
+approached, and Carathis, having stripped herself to her inmost garment,
+clapped her hands in an impulse of ecstasy and struck light with all her
+force. The mutes followed her example; but Vathek, extenuated with
+hunger and impatience, was unable to support himself, and fell down in a
+swoon. The sparks had already kindled the dry wood, the venomous oil
+burst into a thousand blue flames, the mummies dissolving emitted a thick
+dun vapour, and the rhinoceros’ horns beginning to consume, all together
+diffused such a stench, that the Caliph, recovering, started from his
+trance, and gazed wildly on the scene in full blaze around him. The oil
+gushed forth in a plenitude of streams; and the negresses, who supplied
+it without intermission, united their cries to those of the princess. At
+last the fire became so violent, and the flames reflected from the
+polished marble so dazzling, that the Caliph, unable to withstand the
+heat and the blaze, effected his escape, and clambered up the imperial
+standard.
+
+In the meantime the inhabitants of Samarah, scared at the light which
+shone over the city, arose in haste, ascended their roofs, beheld the
+tower on fire, and hurried half naked to the square. Their love to their
+sovereign immediately awoke; and, apprehending him in danger of perishing
+in his tower, their whole thoughts were occupied with the means of his
+safety. Morakanabad flew from his retirement, wiped away his tears, and
+cried out for water like the rest. Bababalouk, whose olfactory nerves
+were more familiarised to magical odours, readily conjecturing that
+Carathis was engaged in her favourite amusements, strenuously exhorted
+them not to be alarmed. Him, however, they treated as an old poltroon,
+and forbore not to style him a rascally traitor. The camels and
+dromedaries were advancing with water, but no one knew by which way to
+enter the tower. Whilst the populace was obstinate in forcing the doors
+a violent east wind drove such a volume of flame against them, as at
+first forced them off, but afterwards re-kindled their zeal; at the same
+time the stench of the horns and mummies increasing, most of the crowd
+fell backward in a state of suffocation; those that kept their feet
+mutually wondered at the cause of the smell, and admonished each other to
+retire. Morakanabad, more sick than the rest, remained in a piteous
+condition; holding his nose with one hand, he persisted in his efforts
+with the other to burst open the doors and obtain admission. A hundred
+and forty of the strongest and most resolute at length accomplished their
+purpose; having gained the staircase by their violent exertions, they
+attained a great height in a quarter of an hour.
+
+Carathis, alarmed at the signs of her mutes, advanced to the staircase,
+went down a few steps, and heard several voices calling out from below:
+“You shall in a moment have water!” Being rather alert, considering her
+age, she presently regained the top of the tower, and bade her son
+suspend the sacrifice for some minutes, adding: “We shall soon be enabled
+to render it more grateful; certain dolts of your subjects, imagining no
+doubt that we were on fire, have been rash enough to break through those
+doors which had hitherto remained inviolate, for the sake of bringing up
+water; they are very kind, you must allow, so soon to forget the wrongs
+you have done them, but that is of little moment. Let us offer them to
+the Giaour; let them come up; our mutes, who neither want strength nor
+experience, will soon despatch them, exhausted as they are with fatigue.”
+
+“Be it so,” answered the Caliph, “provided we finish and I dine.”
+
+In fact, these good people, out of breath from ascending eleven thousand
+stairs in such haste, and chagrined at having spilt by the way the water
+they had taken, were no sooner arrived at the top than the blaze of the
+flames and the fumes of the mummies at once overpowered their senses. It
+was a pity; for they beheld not the agreeable smile with which the mutes
+and the negresses adjusted the cord to their necks; these amiable
+personages rejoiced, however, no less at the scene; never before had the
+ceremony of strangling been performed with so much facility; they all
+fell without the least resistance or struggle, so that Vathek in the
+space of a few moments found himself surrounded by the dead bodies of his
+faithfullest subjects, all which were thrown on the top of the pile.
+
+Carathis, whose presence of mind never forsook her, perceiving that she
+had carcases sufficient to complete her oblation, commanded the chains to
+be stretched across the staircase, and the iron doors barricaded, that no
+more might come up.
+
+No sooner were these orders obeyed than the tower shook, the dead bodies
+vanished in the flames, which at once changed from a swarthy crimson to a
+bright rose colour; an ambient vapour emitted the most exquisite
+fragrance, the marble columns rang with harmonious sounds, and the
+liquefied horns diffused a delicious perfume. Carathis, in transports,
+anticipated the success of her enterprise, whilst her mutes and
+negresses, to whom these sweets had given the colic, retired to their
+cells grumbling.
+
+Scarcely were they gone when, instead of the pile, horns, mummies, and
+ashes, the Caliph both saw and felt, with a degree of pleasure which he
+could not express, a table covered with the most magnificent repast;
+flagons of wine and vases of exquisite sherbet floating on snow. He
+availed himself without scruple of such an entertainment and had already
+laid hands on a lamb stuffed with pistachios, whilst Carathis was
+privately drawing from a filigree urn a parchment that seemed to be
+endless, and which had escaped the notice of her son; totally occupied in
+gratifying an importunate appetite he left her to peruse it without
+interruption, which, having finished, she said to him in an authoritative
+tone, “Put an end to your gluttony, and hear the splendid promises with
+which you are favoured!” She then read as follows: “Vathek, my
+well-beloved, thou hast surpassed my hopes; my nostrils have been regaled
+by the savour of thy mummies, thy horns, and still more by the lives
+devoted on the pile. At the full of the moon cause the bands of thy
+musicians and thy tymbals to be heard; depart from thy palace surrounded
+by all the pageants of majesty; thy most faithful slaves, thy best
+beloved wives, thy most magnificent litters, thy richest leaden camels,
+and set forward on thy way to Istakhar; there await I thy coming; that is
+the region of wonders; there shalt thou receive the diadem of Gian Ben
+Gian, the talismans of Soliman, and the treasures of the Pre-Adamite
+Sultans; there shalt thou be solaced with all kinds of delight. But
+beware how thou enterest any dwelling on thy route, or thou shalt feel
+the effects of my anger.”
+
+The Caliph, who, notwithstanding his habitual luxury, had never before
+dined with so much satisfaction, gave full scope to the joy of these
+golden tidings, and betook himself to drinking anew. Carathis, whose
+antipathy to wine was by no means insuperable, failed not to supply a
+reason for every bumper, which they ironically quaffed to the health of
+Mahomet. This infernal liquor completed their impious temerity, and
+prompted them to utter a profusion of blasphemies; they gave a loose to
+their wit at the expense of the ass of Balaam, the dog of the seven
+sleepers, and the other animals admitted into the paradise of Mahomet.
+In this sprightly humour they descended the eleven thousand stairs,
+diverting themselves as they went at the anxious faces they saw on the
+square through the oilets of the tower, and at length arrived at the
+royal apartments by the subterranean passage. Bababalouk was parading to
+and fro, and issuing his mandates with great pomp to the eunuchs, who
+were snuffing the lights and painting the eyes of the Circassians. No
+sooner did he catch sight of the Caliph and his mother than he exclaimed,
+“Hah! you have then, I perceive, escaped from the flames; I was not,
+however, altogether out of doubt.”
+
+“Of what moment is it to us what you thought, or think?” cried Carathis;
+“go, speed, tell Morakanabad that we immediately want him; and take care
+how you stop by the way to make your insipid reflections.”
+
+Morakanabad delayed not to obey the summons, and was received by Vathek
+and his mother with great solemnity; they told him, with an air of
+composure and commiseration, that the fire at the top of the tower was
+extinguished; but that it had cost the lives of the brave people who
+sought to assist them.
+
+“Still more misfortunes,” cried Morakanabad, with a sigh. “Ah, Commander
+of the Faithful, our holy Prophet is certainly irritated against us! it
+behoves you to appease him.”
+
+“We will appease him hereafter!” replied the Caliph, with a smile that
+augured nothing of good. “You will have leisure sufficient for your
+supplications during my absence; for this country is the bane of my
+health; I am disgusted with the mountain of the Four Fountains, and am
+resolved to go and drink of the stream of Rocnabad; I long to refresh
+myself in the delightful valleys which it waters. Do you, with the
+advice of my mother, govern my dominions, and take care to supply
+whatever her experiments may demand; for you well know that our tower
+abounds in materials for the advancement of science.”
+
+The tower but ill suited Morakanabad’s taste. Immense treasures had been
+lavished upon it; and nothing had he ever seen carried thither but female
+negroes, mutes, and abominable drugs. Nor did he know well what to think
+of Carathis, who, like a chameleon, could assume all possible colours;
+her cursed eloquence had often driven the poor Mussulman to his last
+shifts. He considered, however, that if she possessed but few good
+qualities, her son had still fewer; and that the alternative on the whole
+would be in her favour. Consoled, therefore, with this reflection, he
+went in good spirits to soothe the populace, and make the proper
+arrangements for his master’s journey.
+
+Vathek, to conciliate the Spirits of the subterranean palace, resolved
+that his expedition should be uncommonly splendid. With this view he
+confiscated on all sides the property of his subjects, whilst his worthy
+mother stripped the seraglios she visited of the gems they contained.
+She collected all the sempstresses and embroiderers of Samarah and other
+cities to the distance of sixty leagues, to prepare pavilions,
+palanquins, sofas, canopies, and litters for the train of the monarch.
+There was not left in Masulipatam a single piece of chintz, and so much
+muslin had been bought up to dress out Bababalouk and the other black
+eunuchs, that there remained not an ell in the whole Irak of Babylon.
+
+During these preparations Carathis, who never lost sight of her great
+object, which was to obtain favour with the Powers of Darkness, made
+select parties of the fairest and most delicate ladies of the city; but
+in the midst of their gaiety she contrived to introduce serpents amongst
+them, and to break pots of scorpions under the table; they all bit to a
+wonder; and Carathis would have left them to bite, were it not that, to
+fill up the time, she now and then amused herself in curing their wounds
+with an excellent anodyne of her own invention, for this good princess
+abhorred being indolent.
+
+Vathek, who was not altogether so active as his mother, devoted his time
+to the sole gratification of his senses, in the palaces which were
+severally dedicated to them; he disgusted himself no more with the Divan
+or the Mosque. One half of Samarah followed his example, whilst the
+other lamented the progress of corruption.
+
+In the midst of these transactions the embassy returned which had been
+sent in pious times to Mecca. It consisted of the most reverend
+Moullahs, who had fulfilled their commission and brought back one of
+those precious besoms which are used to sweep the sacred Caaba: a present
+truly worthy of the greatest potentate on earth!
+
+The Caliph happened at this instant to be engaged in an apartment by no
+means adapted to the reception of embassies, though adorned with a
+certain magnificence, not only to render it agreeable, but also because
+he resorted to it frequently, and stayed a considerable time together.
+Whilst occupied in this retreat he heard the voice of Bababalouk calling
+out from between the door and the tapestry that hung before it: “Here are
+the excellent Mahomet Ebn Edris al Shafei, and the seraphic Al
+Mouhadethin, who have brought the besom from Mecca, and with tears of joy
+intreat they may present it to your majesty in person.”
+
+“Let them bring the besom hither; it may be of use,” said Vathek, who was
+still employed, not having quite racked off his wine.
+
+“How!” said Bababalouk, half aloud and amazed.
+
+“Obey,” replied the Caliph, “for it is my sovereign will; go instantly,
+vanish; for here will I receive the good folk, who have thus filled thee
+with joy.”
+
+The eunuch departed muttering, and bade the venerable train attend him.
+A sacred rapture was diffused amongst these reverend old men. Though
+fatigued with the length of their expedition, they followed Bababalouk
+with an alertness almost miraculous, and felt themselves highly
+flattered, as they swept along the stately porticoes, that the Caliph
+would not receive them like ambassadors in ordinary in his hall of
+audience. Soon reaching the interior of the harem (where, through blinds
+of Persian, they perceived large soft eyes, dark and blue, that went and
+came like lightning), penetrated with respect and wonder, and full of
+their celestial mission, they advanced in procession towards the small
+corridors that appeared to terminate in nothing, but nevertheless led to
+the cell where the Caliph expected their coming.
+
+“What! is the Commander of the Faithful sick?” said Ebn Edris al Shafei
+in a low voice to his companion.
+
+“I rather think he is in his oratory,” answered Al Mouhadethin.
+
+Vathek, who heard the dialogue, cried out: “What imports it you how I am
+employed? approach without delay.”
+
+They advanced, and Bababalouk almost sunk with confusion, whilst the
+Caliph, without showing himself, put forth his hand from behind the
+tapestry that hung before the door, and demanded of them the besom.
+Having prostrated themselves as well as the corridor would permit, and
+even in a tolerable semicircle, the venerable Al Shafei, drawing forth
+the besom from the embroidered and perfumed scarves in which it had been
+enveloped, and secured from the profane gaze of vulgar eyes, arose from
+his associates, and advanced, with an air of the most awful solemnity,
+towards the supposed oratory; but with what astonishment! with what
+horror was he seized! Vathek, bursting out into a villainous laugh,
+snatched the besom from his trembling hand, and, fixing upon some cobwebs
+that hung suspended from the ceiling, gravely brushed away till not a
+single one remained. The old men, overpowered with amazement, were
+unable to lift their beards from the ground; for, as Vathek had
+carelessly left the tapestry between them half drawn, they were witnesses
+to the whole transaction; their tears gushed forth on the marble; Al
+Mouhadethin swooned through mortification and fatigue; whilst the Caliph,
+throwing himself backward on his seat, shouted and clapped his hands
+without mercy. At last, addressing himself to Bababalouk: “My dear
+black,” said he, “go, regale these pious poor souls with my good wine
+from Shiraz; and, as they can boast of having seen more of my palace than
+any one besides, let them also visit my office courts, and lead them out
+by the back steps that go to my stables.” Having said this, he threw the
+besom in their face, and went to enjoy the laugh with Carathis.
+Bababalouk did all in his power to console the ambassadors, but the two
+most infirm expired on the spot; the rest were carried to their beds,
+from whence, being heart-broken with sorrow and shame, they never arose.
+
+The succeeding night Vathek, attended by his mother, ascended the tower
+to see if everything were ready for his journey; for he had great faith
+in the influence of the stars. The planets appeared in their most
+favourable aspects. The Caliph, to enjoy so flattering a sight, supped
+gaily on the roof, and fancied that he heard during his repast loud
+shouts of laughter resound through the sky, in a manner that inspired the
+fullest assurance.
+
+All was in motion at the palace; lights were kept burning through the
+whole of the night; the sound of implements and of artisans finishing
+their work, the voices of women and their guardians who sung at their
+embroidery, all conspired to interrupt the stillness of nature and
+infinitely delight the heart of Vathek, who imagined himself going in
+triumph to sit upon the throne of Soliman.
+
+The people were not less satisfied than himself; all assisted to
+accelerate the moment which should rescue them from the wayward caprices
+of so extravagant a master.
+
+The day preceding the departure of this infatuated prince was employed by
+Carathis in repeating to him the decrees of the mysterious parchment,
+which she had thoroughly gotten by heart, and in recommending him not to
+enter the habitation of any one by the way; “for well thou knowest,”
+added she, “how liquorish thy taste is after good dishes and young
+damsels; let me, therefore, enjoin thee to be content with thy old cooks,
+who are the best in the world, and not to forget that in thy ambulatory
+seraglio there are three dozen pretty faces, which Bababalouk hath not
+yet unveiled. I myself have a great desire to watch over thy conduct,
+and visit the subterranean palace, which no doubt contains whatever can
+interest persons like us; there is nothing so pleasing as retiring to
+caverns; my taste for dead bodies and everything like mummy is decided;
+and I am confident thou wilt see the most exquisite of their kind.
+Forget me not, then, but the moment thou art in possession of the
+talismans which are to open to thee the mineral kingdoms and the centre
+of the earth itself, fail not to despatch some trusty genius to take me
+and my cabinet, for the oil of the serpents I have pinched to death will
+be a pretty present to the Giaour, who cannot but be charmed with such
+dainties.”
+
+Scarcely had Carathis ended this edifying discourse when the sun, setting
+behind the mountain of the Four Fountains, gave place to the rising moon;
+this planet, being that evening at full, appeared of unusual beauty and
+magnitude in the eyes of the women, the eunuchs, and the pages, who were
+all impatient to set forward. The city re-echoed with shouts of joy and
+flourishing of trumpets; nothing was visible but plumes nodding on
+pavilions, and aigrets shining in the mild lustre of the moon; the
+spacious square resembled an immense parterre, variegated with the most
+stately tulips of the East.
+
+Arrayed in the robes which were only worn at the most distinguished
+ceremonials, and supported by his Vizir and Bababalouk, the Caliph
+descended the grand staircase of the tower in the sight of all his
+people; he could not forbear pausing at intervals to admire the superb
+appearance which everywhere courted his view, whilst the whole multitude,
+even to the camels with their sumptuous burdens, knelt down before him.
+For some time a general stillness prevailed, which nothing happened to
+disturb but the shrill screams of some eunuchs in the rear; these
+vigilant guards, having remarked certain cages of the ladies swagging
+somewhat awry, and discovered that a few adventurous gallants had
+contrived to get in, soon dislodged the enraptured culprits. The majesty
+of so magnificent a spectacle was not, however, violated by incidents
+like these. Vathek meanwhile saluted the moon with an idolatrous air,
+that neither pleased Morakanabad nor the Doctors of the Law, any more
+than the vizirs and the grandees of his court, who were all assembled to
+enjoy the last view of their sovereign.
+
+At length the clarions and trumpets from the top of the tower announced
+the prelude of departure; though the instruments were in unison with each
+other, yet a singular dissonance was blended with their sounds; this
+proceeded from Carathis, who was singing her direful orisons to the
+Giaour, whilst the negresses and mutes supplied thorough-base without
+articulating a word. The good Mussulmans fancied that they heard the
+sullen hum of those nocturnal insects which presage evil, and importuned
+Vathek to beware how he ventured his sacred person.
+
+On a given signal the great standard of the Califat was displayed, twenty
+thousand lances shone around it, and the Caliph, treading loyally on the
+cloth of gold which had been spread for his feet, ascended his litter
+amidst the general awe that possessed his subjects.
+
+The expedition commenced with the utmost order and so entire a silence,
+that even the locusts were heard from the thickets on the plain of
+Catoul. Gaiety and good-humour prevailing, six good leagues were past
+before the dawn; and the morning star was still glittering in the
+firmament when the whole of this numerous train had halted on the banks
+of the Tigris, where they encamped to repose for the rest of the day.
+
+The three days that followed were spent in the same manner; but on the
+fourth the heavens looked angry, lightnings broke forth in frequent
+flashes, re-echoing peals of thunder succeeded, and the trembling
+Circassians clung with all their might to their ugly guardians. The
+Caliph himself was greatly inclined to take shelter in the large town of
+Gulchissar, the governor of which came forth to meet him, and tendered
+every kind of refreshment the place could supply; but, having examined
+his tablets, he suffered the rain to soak him almost to the bone,
+notwithstanding the importunity of his first favourites. Though he began
+to regret the palace of the senses, yet he lost not sight of his
+enterprise, and his sanguine expectations confirmed his resolution; his
+geographers were ordered to attend him, but the weather proved so
+terrible that these poor people exhibited a lamentable appearance; and,
+as no long journeys had been undertaken since the time of Haroun al
+Raschid, their maps of the different countries were in a still worse
+plight than themselves; every one was ignorant which way to turn; for
+Vathek, though well versed in the course of the heavens, no longer knew
+his situation on earth; he thundered even louder than the elements, and
+muttered forth certain hints of the bow-string, which were not very
+soothing to literary ears. Disgusted at the toilsome weariness of the
+way, he determined to cross over the craggy heights and follow the
+guidance of a peasant, who undertook to bring him in four days to
+Rocnabad. Remonstrances were all to no purpose; his resolution was
+fixed, and an invasion commenced on the province of the goats, who sped
+away in large troops before them. It was curious to view on these half
+calcined rocks camels richly caparisoned, and pavilions of gold and silk
+waving on their summits, which till then had never been covered but with
+sapless thistles and fern.
+
+The females and eunuchs uttered shrill wailings at the sight of the
+precipices below them, and the dreary prospects that opened in the vast
+gorges of the mountains. Before they could reach the ascent of the
+steepest rock, night overtook them, and a boisterous tempest arose,
+which, having rent the awnings of the palanquins and cages, exposed to
+the raw gusts the poor ladies within, who had never before felt so
+piercing a cold. The dark clouds that overcast the face of the sky
+deepened the horrors of this disastrous night, insomuch that nothing
+could be heard distinctly but the mewling of pages and lamentations of
+sultanas.
+
+To increase the general misfortune, the frightful uproar of wild beasts
+resounded at a distance, and there were soon perceived, in the forest
+they were skirting, the glaring of eyes which could belong only to devils
+or tigers. The pioneers, who, as well as they could, had marked out a
+track, and a part of the advanced guard were devoured before they had
+been in the least apprized of their danger. The confusion that prevailed
+was extreme; wolves, tigers, and other carnivorous animals, invited by
+the howling of their companions, flocked together from every quarter; the
+crashing of bones was heard on all sides, and a fearful rush of wings
+overhead, for now vultures also began to be of the party.
+
+The terror at length reached the main body of the troops which surrounded
+the monarch and his harem, at the distance of two leagues from the scene.
+Vathek (voluptuously reposed in his capacious litter upon cushions of
+silk, with two little pages beside him of complexions more fair than the
+enamel of Franguestan, who were occupied in keeping off flies) was
+soundly asleep, and contemplating in his dreams the treasures of Soliman.
+The shrieks, however, of his wives awoke him with a start, and, instead
+of the Giaour with his key of gold, he beheld Bababalouk full of
+consternation.
+
+“Sire,” exclaimed this good servant of the most potent of monarchs,
+“misfortune is arrived at its height; wild beasts, who entertain no more
+reverence for your sacred person than for that of a dead ass, have beset
+your camels and their drivers; thirty of the richest laden are already
+become their prey, as well as your confectioners, your cooks, and
+purveyors; and, unless our holy Prophet should protect us, we shall have
+all eaten our last meal.”
+
+At the mention of eating the Caliph lost all patience; he began to
+bellow, and even beat himself (for there was no seeing in the dark). The
+rumour every instant increased, and Bababalouk, finding no good could be
+done with his master, stopped both his ears against the hurly-burly of
+the harem, and called out aloud: “Come, ladies and brothers! all hands to
+work! strike light in a moment! never shall it be said that the Commander
+of the Faithful served to regale these infidel brutes.”
+
+Though there wanted not in this bevy of beauties a sufficient number of
+capricious and wayward, yet on the present occasion they were all
+compliance; fires were visible in a twinkling in all their cages; ten
+thousand torches were lighted at once; the Caliph himself seized a large
+one of wax; every person followed his example, and, by kindling ropes’
+ends dipped in oil and fastened on poles, an amazing blaze was spread.
+The rocks were covered with the splendour of sunshine; the trails of
+sparks wafted by the wind communicated to the dry fern, of which there
+was plenty. Serpents were observed to crawl forth from their retreats
+with amazement and hissings, whilst the horses snorted, stamped the
+ground, tossed their noses in the air, and plunged about without mercy.
+
+One of the forests of cedar that bordered their way took fire, and the
+branches that overhung the path, extending their flames to the muslins
+and chintzes which covered the cages of the ladies, obliged them to jump
+out, at the peril of their necks. Vathek, who vented on the occasion a
+thousand blasphemies, was himself compelled to touch with his sacred feet
+the naked earth.
+
+Never had such an incident happened before. Full of mortification,
+shame, and despondence, and not knowing how to walk, the ladies fell into
+the dirt. “Must I go on foot?” said one; “Must I wet my feet?” cried
+another; “Must I soil my dress?” asked a third; “Execrable Bababalouk!”
+exclaimed all; “Outcast of hell! what hadst thou to do with torches?
+Better were it to be eaten by tigers than to fall into our present
+condition! we are for ever undone! Not a porter is there in the army,
+nor a currier of camels, but hath seen some part of our bodies, and, what
+is worse, our very faces!” On saying this the most bashful amongst them
+hid their foreheads on the ground, whist such as had more boldness flew
+at Bababalouk; but he, well apprized of their humour, and not wanting in
+shrewdness, betook himself to his heels along with his comrades, all
+dropping their torches and striking their tymbals.
+
+It was not less light than in the brightest of the dog-days, and the
+weather was hot in proportion; but how degrading was the spectacle, to
+behold the Caliph bespattered like an ordinary mortal! As the exercise
+of his faculties seemed to be suspended, one of his Ethiopian wives (for
+he delighted in variety) clasped him in her arms, threw him upon her
+shoulder like a sack of dates, and finding that the fire was hemming them
+in, set off with no small expedition, considering the weight of her
+burden. The other ladies, who had just learnt the use of their feet,
+followed her, their guards galloped after, and the camel-drivers brought
+up the rear as fast as their charge would permit.
+
+They soon reached the spot where the wild beasts had commenced the
+carnage, and which they had too much spirit to leave, notwithstanding the
+approaching tumult and the luxurious supper they had made; Bababalouk
+nevertheless seized on a few of the plumpest, which were unable to budge
+from the place, and began to flay them with admirable adroitness. The
+cavalcade being got so far from the conflagration as that the heat felt
+rather grateful than violent, it was immediately resolved on to halt.
+The tattered chintzes were picked up, the scraps left by the wolves and
+tigers interred, and vengeance was taken on some dozens of vultures that
+were too much glutted to rise on the wing. The camels, which had been
+left unmolested to make sal ammoniac, being numbered, and the ladies once
+more enclosed in their cages, the imperial tent was pitched on the
+levellest ground they could find.
+
+Vathek, reposing upon a mattress of down, and tolerably recovered from
+the jolting of the Ethiopian, who to his feelings seemed the roughest
+trotting jade he had hitherto mounted, called out for something to eat.
+But, alas! those delicate cakes which had been baked in silver ovens for
+his royal mouth, those rich manchets, amber comfits, flagons of Schiraz
+wine, porcelain vases of snow, and grapes from the banks of the Tigris,
+were all irremediably lost! And nothing had Bababalouk to present in
+their stead but a roasted wolf, vultures _à la daube_, aromatic herbs of
+the most acrid poignancy, rotten truffles, boiled thistles, and such
+other wild plants as most ulcerate the throat and parch up the tongue.
+Nor was he better provided in the article of drink, for he could procure
+nothing to accompany these irritating viands but a few vials of
+abominable brandy, which had been secreted by the scullions in their
+slippers.
+
+Vathek made wry faces at so savage a repast, and Bababalouk answered them
+with shrugs and contortions; the Caliph, however, ate with tolerable
+appetite, and fell into a nap that lasted six hours. The splendour of
+the sun reflected from the white cliffs of the mountains, in spite of the
+curtains that enclosed him, at length disturbed his repose; he awoke
+terrified, and stung to the quick by those wormwood-coloured flies, which
+emit from their wings a suffocating stench. The miserable monarch was
+perplexed how to act, though his wits were not idle in seeking
+expedients, whilst Bababalouk lay snoring amidst a swarm of those
+insects, that busily thronged to pay court to his nose. The little
+pages, famished with hunger, had dropped their fans on the ground, and
+exerted their dying voices in bitter reproaches on the Caliph, who now
+for the first time heard the language of truth.
+
+Thus stimulated, he renewed his imprecations against the Giaour, and
+bestowed upon Mahomet some soothing expressions. “Where am I?” cried he;
+“what are these dreadful rocks? these valleys of darkness? are we arrived
+at the horrible Kaf? is the Simurgh coming to pluck out my eyes, as a
+punishment for undertaking this impious enterprise!” Having said this,
+he bellowed like a calf and turned himself towards an outlet in the side
+of his pavilion; but, alas! what objects occurred to his view! on one
+side a plain of black sand that appeared to be unbounded, and on the
+other perpendicular crags, bristled over with those abominable thistles
+which had so severely lacerated his tongue. He fancied, however, that he
+perceived, amongst the brambles and briers, some gigantic flowers, but
+was mistaken; for these were only the dangling palampores and variegated
+tatters of his gay retinue. As there were several clefts in the rock
+from whence water seemed to have flowed, Vathek applied his ear, with the
+hope of catching the sound of some latent runnel, but could only
+distinguish the low murmurs of his people, who were repining at their
+journey, and complaining for the want of water.
+
+“To what purpose,” asked they, “have we been brought hither? Hath our
+Caliph another tower to build? or have the relentless Afrits, whom
+Carathis so much loves, fixed in this place their abode?”
+
+At the name of Carathis Vathek recollected the tablets he had received
+from his mother, who assured him they were fraught with preternatural
+qualities, and advised him to consult them as emergencies might require.
+Whilst he was engaged in turning them over he heard a shout of joy and a
+loud clapping of hands; the curtains of his pavilion were soon drawn
+back, and he beheld Bababalouk, followed by a troop of his favourites,
+conducting two dwarfs, each a cubit high, who brought between them a
+large basket of melons, oranges, and pomegranates. They were singing in
+the sweetest tones the words that follow:
+
+“We dwell on the top of these rocks in a cabin of rushes and canes; the
+eagles envy us our nest; a small spring supplies us with Abdest, and we
+daily repeat prayers which the Prophet approves. We love you, O
+Commander of the Faithful! our master, the good Emir Fakreddin, loves you
+also; he reveres in your person the vicegerent of Mahomet. Little as we
+are, in us he confides; he knows our hearts to be good as our bodies are
+contemptible, and hath placed us here to aid those who are bewildered on
+these dreary mountains. Last night, whilst we were occupied within our
+cell in reading the holy Koran, a sudden hurricane blew out our lights
+and rocked our habitation; for two whole hours a palpable darkness
+prevailed, but we heard sounds at a distance which we conjectured to
+proceed from the bells of a Cafila passing over the rocks; our ears were
+soon filled with deplorable shrieks, frightful roarings, and the sound of
+tymbals. Chilled with terror, we concluded that the Deggial, with his
+exterminating angels, had sent forth their plagues on the earth. In the
+midst of these melancholy reflections we perceived flames of the deepest
+red glow in the horizon, and found ourselves in a few moments covered
+with flakes of fire; amazed at so strange an appearance, we took up the
+volume dictated by the blessed Intelligence, and, kneeling by the light
+of the fire that surrounded us, we recited the verse which says: ‘Put no
+trust in anything but the mercy of Heaven; there is no help save in the
+holy Prophet; the mountain of Kaf itself may tremble, it is the power of
+Allah only that cannot be moved.’ After having pronounced these words we
+felt consolation, and our minds were hushed into a sacred repose; silence
+ensued, and our ears clearly distinguished a voice in the air, saying:
+‘Servants of my faithful servant! go down to the happy valley of
+Fakreddin; tell him that an illustrious opportunity now offers to satiate
+the thirst of his hospitable heart. The Commander of true believers is
+this day bewildered amongst these mountains, and stands in need of thy
+aid.’ We obeyed with joy the angelic mission, and our master, filled
+with pious zeal, hath culled with his own hands these melons, oranges,
+and pomegranates; he is following us with a hundred dromedaries laden
+with the purest waters of his fountains, and is coming to kiss the fringe
+of your consecrated robe, and implore you to enter his humble habitation,
+which, placed amidst these barren wilds, resembles an emerald set in
+lead.” The dwarfs, having ended their address, remained still standing,
+and, with hands crossed upon their bosoms, preserved a respectful
+silence.
+
+Vathek in the midst of this curious harangue, seized the basket, and long
+before it was finished the fruits had dissolved in his mouth; as he
+continued to eat his piety increased, and in the same breath which
+recited his prayers he called for the Koran and sugar.
+
+Such was the state of his mind when the tablets, which were thrown by at
+the approach of the dwarfs, again attracted his eye; he took them up, but
+was ready to drop on the ground when he beheld, in large red characters,
+these words inscribed by Carathis, which were indeed enough to make him
+tremble:
+
+“Beware of thy old doctors, and their puny messengers of but one cubit
+high; distrust their pious frauds, and, instead of eating their melons,
+impale on a spit the bearers of them. Shouldst thou be such a fool as to
+visit them, the portal of the subterranean palace will be shut in thy
+face, and with such force as shall shake thee asunder; thy body shall be
+spit upon, and bats will engender in thy belly.”
+
+“To what tends this ominous rhapsody?” cries the Caliph. “And must I
+then perish in these deserts with thirst, whilst I may refresh myself in
+the valley of melons and cucumbers! Accursed be the Giaour, with his
+portal of ebony! he hath made me dance attendance too long already.
+Besides, who shall prescribe laws to me? I forsooth must not enter any
+one’s habitation! Be it so; but what one can I enter that is not my
+own?”
+
+Bababalouk, who lost not a syllable of this soliloquy, applauded it with
+all his heart, and the ladies for the first time agreed with him in
+opinion.
+
+The dwarfs were entertained, caressed, and seated with great ceremony on
+little cushions of satin. The symmetry of their persons was the subject
+of criticism; not an inch of them was suffered to pass unexamined;
+knick-knacks and dainties were offered in profusion, but all were
+declined with respectful gravity. They clambered up the sides of the
+Caliph’s seat, and, placing themselves each on one of his shoulders,
+began to whisper prayers in his ears; their tongues quivered like the
+leaves of a poplar, and the patience of Vathek was almost exhausted, when
+the acclamations of the troops announced the approach of Fakreddin, who
+was come with a hundred old grey-beards and as many Korans and
+dromedaries; they instantly set about their ablutions, and began to
+repeat the Bismillah; Vathek, to get rid of these officious monitors,
+followed their example, for his hands were burning.
+
+The good Emir, who was punctiliously religious, and likewise a great
+dealer in compliments, made an harangue five times more prolix and
+insipid than his harbingers had already delivered. The Caliph, unable
+any longer to refrain, exclaimed—
+
+“For the love of Mahomet, my dear Fakreddin, have done! let us proceed to
+your valley, and enjoy the fruits that Heaven hath vouchsafed you.”
+
+The hint of proceeding put all into motion; the venerable attendants of
+the Emir set forward somewhat slowly, but Vathek, having ordered his
+little pages in private to goad on the dromedaries, loud fits of laughter
+broke forth from the cages, for the unwieldy curvetting of these poor
+beasts, and the ridiculous distress of their superannuated riders,
+afforded the ladies no small entertainment.
+
+They descended, however, unhurt into the valley, by the large steps which
+the Emir had cut in the rock; and already the murmuring of streams and
+the rustling of leaves began to catch their attention. The cavalcade
+soon entered a path which was skirted by flowering shrubs, and extended
+to a vast wood of palm-trees, whose branches overspread a building of
+hewn stone. This edifice was crowned with nine domes, and adorned with
+as many portals of bronze, on which was engraven the following
+inscription: “This is the asylum of pilgrims, the refuge of travellers,
+and the depository of secrets for all parts of the world.”
+
+Nine pages, beautiful as the day, and clothed in robes of Egyptian linen,
+very long and very modest, were standing at each door. They received the
+whole retinue with an easy and inviting air. Four of the most amiable
+placed the Caliph on a magnificent taktrevan, four others, somewhat less
+graceful, took charge of Bababalouk, who capered for joy at the snug
+little cabin that fell to his share; the pages that remained waited on
+the rest of the train.
+
+When everything masculine was gone out of sight the gate of a large
+enclosure on the right turned on its harmonious hinges and a young female
+of a slender form came forth; her light brown hair floated in the hazy
+breeze of the twilight; a troop of young maidens, like the Pleiades,
+attended her on tip-toe. They hastened to the pavilions that contained
+the sultanas, and the young lady, gracefully bending, said to them:
+
+“Charming Princesses, everything is ready; we have prepared beds for your
+repose, and strewed your apartments with jasmine; no insects will keep
+off slumber from visiting your eyelids, we will dispel them with a
+thousand plumes; come then, amiable ladies! refresh your delicate feet
+and your ivory limbs in baths of rose water; and, by the light of
+perfumed lamps your servants will amuse you with tales.”
+
+The sultanas accepted with pleasure these obliging offers, and followed
+the young lady to the Emir’s harem, where we must for a moment leave
+them, and return to the Caliph.
+
+Vathek found himself beneath a vast dome, illuminated by a thousand lamps
+of rock crystal; as many vases of the same material, filled with
+excellent sherbet, sparkled on a large table, where a profusion of viands
+were spread; amongst others were sweetbreads stewed in milk of almonds,
+saffron soups, and lamb _à la crême_, of all which the Caliph was
+amazingly fond. He took of each as much as he was able, testified his
+sense of the Emir’s friendship by the gaiety of his heart, and made the
+dwarfs dance against their will, for these little devotees durst not
+refuse the Commander of the Faithful; at last he spread himself on the
+sofa, and slept sounder than he had ever before.
+
+Beneath this dome a general silence prevailed, for there was nothing to
+disturb it but the jaws of Bababalouk, who had untrussed himself to eat
+with greater advantage, being anxious to make amends for his fast in the
+mountains. As his spirits were too high to admit of his sleeping, and
+not loving to be idle, he proposed with himself to visit the harem, and
+repair to his charge of the ladies, to examine if they had been properly
+lubricated with the balm of Mecca, if their eyebrows and tresses were in
+order, and, in a word, to perform all the little offices they might need.
+He sought for a long time together, but without being able to find out
+the door; he durst not speak aloud, for fear of disturbing the Caliph,
+and not a soul was stirring in the precincts of the palace; he almost
+despaired of effecting his purpose, when a low whispering just reached
+his ear; it came from the dwarfs who were returned to their old
+occupation, and for the nine hundred and ninety-ninth time in their
+lives, were reading over the Koran. They very politely invited
+Bababalouk to be of their party, but his head was full of other concerns.
+The dwarfs, though scandalised at his dissolute morals, directed him to
+the apartments he wanted to find; his way thither lay through a hundred
+dark corridors, along which he groped as he went, and at last began to
+catch from the extremity of a passage the charming gossiping of the
+women, which not a little delighted his heart. “Ah, ha! what, not yet
+asleep!” cried he; and, taking long strides as he spoke. “Did you not
+suspect me of abjuring my charge? I stayed but to finish what my master
+had left.”
+
+Two of the black eunuchs, on hearing a voice so loud, detached a party in
+haste, sabre in hand, to discover the cause; but presently was repeated
+on all sides: “’Tis only Bababalouk! no one but Bababalouk!” This
+circumspect guardian, having gone up to a thin veil of carnation-coloured
+silk that hung before the doorway, distinguished, by means of the
+softened splendour that shone through it, an oval bath of dark porphyry,
+surrounded by curtains festooned in large folds; through the apertures
+between them, as they were not drawn close, groups of young slaves were
+visible, amongst whom Bababalouk perceived his pupils, indulgingly
+expanding their arms, as if to embrace the perfumed water and refresh
+themselves after their fatigues. The looks of tender languor, their
+confidential whispers, and the enchanting smiles with which they were
+imparted, the exquisite fragrance of the roses, all combined to inspire a
+voluptuousness, which even Bababalouk himself was scarce able to
+withstand.
+
+He summoned up, however, his usual solemnity, and, in the peremptory tone
+of authority, commanded the ladies instantly to leave the bath. Whilst
+he was issuing these mandates the young Nouronihar, daughter of the Emir,
+who was sprightly as an antelope, and full of wanton gaiety, beckoned one
+of her slaves to let down the great swing, which was suspended to the
+ceiling by cords of silk, and whilst this was doing, winked to her
+companions in the bath, who, chagrined to be forced from so soothing a
+state of indolence, began to twist it round Bababalouk, and tease him
+with a thousand vagaries.
+
+When Nouronihar perceived that he was exhausted with fatigue, she
+accosted him with an arch air of respectful concern, and said: “My lord,
+it is not by any means decent that the chief eunuch of the Caliph, our
+Sovereign, should thus continue standing; deign but to recline your
+graceful person upon this sofa, which will burst with vexation if it have
+not the honour to receive you.”
+
+Caught by these flattering accents, Bababalouk gallantly replied:
+“Delight of the apple of my eye! I accept the invitation of thy honeyed
+lips; and, to say truth, my senses are dazzled with the radiance that
+beams from thy charms.”
+
+“Repose, then, at your ease,” replied the beauty, and placed him on the
+pretended sofa, which, quicker than lightning, gave way all at once. The
+rest of the women, having aptly conceived her design, sprang naked from
+the bath, and plied the swing with such unmerciful jerks, that it swept
+through the whole compass of a very lofty dome, and took from the poor
+victim all power of respiration; sometimes his feet rased the surface of
+the water, and at others the skylight almost flattened his nose; in vain
+did he pierce the air with the cries of a voice that resembled the
+ringing of a cracked basin, for their peals of laughter were still more
+predominant.
+
+Nouronihar, in the inebriety of youthful spirits, being used only to
+eunuchs of ordinary harems, and having never seen anything so royal and
+disgusting, was far more diverted than all of the rest; she began to
+parody some Persian verses, and sang with an accent most demurely
+piquant:
+
+ “O gentle white dove, as thou soar’st through the air,
+ Vouchsafe one kind glance on the mate of thy love;
+ Melodious Philomel, I am thy rose;
+ Warble some couplet to ravish my heart!”
+
+The sultanas and their slaves, stimulated by these pleasantries,
+persevered at the swing with such unremitted assiduity, that at length
+the cord which had secured it snapped suddenly asunder, and Bababalouk
+fell floundering like a turtle to the bottom of the bath. This accident
+occasioned a universal shout; twelve little doors, till now unobserved,
+flew open at once, and the ladies in an instant made their escape, after
+throwing all the towels on his head, and putting out the lights that
+remained.
+
+The deplorable animal, in water to the chin, overwhelmed with darkness,
+and unable to extricate himself from the wrap that embarrassed him, was
+still doomed to hear for his further consolation the fresh bursts of
+merriment his disaster occasioned. He bustled, but in vain, to get from
+the bath, for the margin was become so slippery with the oil spilt in
+breaking the lamps, that at every effort he slid back with a plunge,
+which resounded aloud through the hollow of the dome. These cursed peals
+of laughter at every relapse were redoubled; and he, who thought the
+place infested rather by devils than women, resolved to cease groping,
+and abide in the bath, where he amused himself with soliloquies,
+interspersed with imprecations, of which his malicious neighbours
+reclining on down suffered not an accent to escape. In this delectable
+plight the morning surprised him. The Caliph, wondering at his absence,
+had caused him to be everywhere sought for. At last he was drawn forth,
+almost smothered from the wisp of linen, and wet even to the marrow.
+Limping and chattering his teeth, he appeared before his master, who
+inquired what was the matter, and how he came soused in so strange a
+pickle.
+
+“And why did you enter this cursed lodge?” answered Bababalouk, gruffly.
+“Ought a monarch like you to visit with his harem the abode of a
+grey-bearded Emir, who knows nothing of life? And with what gracious
+damsels doth the place, too, abound! Fancy to yourself how they have
+soaked me like a burnt crust, and made me dance like a jack-pudding the
+live-long night through, on their damnable swing! What an excellent
+lesson for your sultanas to follow, into whom I have instilled such
+reserve and decorum!”
+
+Vathek, comprehending not a syllable of all this invective, obliged him
+to relate minutely the transaction; but instead of sympathising with the
+miserable sufferer, he laughed immoderately at the device of the swing,
+and the figure of Bababalouk mounting upon it. The stung eunuch could
+scarcely preserve the semblance of respect.
+
+“Ay, laugh, my lord! laugh,” said he; “but I wish this Nouronihar would
+play some trick on you; she is too wicked to spare even majesty itself.”
+
+Those words made for the present but a slight impression on the Caliph;
+but they not long after recurred to his mind.
+
+This conversation was cut short by Fakreddin, who came to request that
+Vathek would join in the prayers and ablutions to be solemnised on a
+spacious meadow, watered by innumerable streams. The Caliph found the
+waters refreshing, but the prayers abominably irksome; he diverted
+himself, however, with the multitude of Calenders, Santons, and Dervises,
+who were continually coming and going, but especially with the Brahmins,
+Fakirs, and other enthusiasts, who had travelled from the heart of India,
+and halted on their way with the Emir. These latter had, each of them,
+some mummery peculiar to himself. One dragged a huge chain wherever he
+went, another an ouranoutang, whilst a third was furnished with scourges,
+and all performed to a charm; some clambered up trees, holding one foot
+in the air; others poised themselves over a fire, and without mercy
+filliped their noses. There were some amongst them that cherished
+vermin, which were not ungrateful in requiting their caresses. These
+rambling fanatics revolted the hearts of the Dervises, the Calenders, and
+Santons; however, the vehemence of their aversion soon subsided, under
+the hope that the presence of the Caliph would cure their folly, and
+convert them to the Mussulman faith; but, alas! how great was their
+disappointment! for Vathek, instead of preaching to them, treated them as
+buffoons, bade them present his compliments to Visnow and Ixhora, and
+discovered a predilection for a squat old man from the isle of Serendib,
+who was more ridiculous than any of the rest.
+
+“Come!” said he, “for the love of your gods bestow a few slaps on your
+chops to amuse me.”
+
+The old fellow, offended at such an address, began loudly to weep; but,
+as he betrayed a villainous drivelling in his tears, the Caliph turned
+his back and listened to Bababalouk, who whispered, whilst he held the
+umbrella over him: “Your Majesty should be cautious of this odd assembly
+which hath been collected I know not for what. Is it necessary to
+exhibit such spectacles to a mighty potentate, with interludes of
+Talapoins more mangy than dogs? Were I you, I would command a fire to be
+kindled, and at once purge the earth of the Emir, his harem, and all his
+menagerie.”
+
+“Tush, dolt!” answered Vathek; “and know that all this infinitely charms
+me; nor shall I leave the meadow till I have visited every hive of these
+pious mendicants.”
+
+Wherever the Caliph directed his course objects of pity were sure to
+swarm round him: the blind, the purblind, smarts without noses, damsels
+without ears, each to extol the munificence of Fakreddin, who, as well as
+his attendant grey-beards, dealt about gratis plasters and cataplasms to
+all that applied. At noon a superb corps of cripples made its
+appearance, and soon after advanced by platoons on the plain, the
+completest association of invalids that had ever been embodied till then.
+The blind went groping with the blind, the lame limped on together, and
+the maimed made gestures to each other with the only arm that remained;
+the sides of a considerable waterfall were crowded by the deaf, amongst
+whom were some from Pegû with ears uncommonly handsome and large, but
+were still less able to hear than the rest; nor were there wanting others
+in abundance with humpbacks, wenny necks, and even horns of an exquisite
+polish.
+
+The Emir, to aggrandise the solemnity of the festival in honour of his
+illustrious visitant, ordered the turf to be spread on all sides with
+skins and table-cloths, upon which were served up for the good Mussulmans
+pilaus of every line, with other orthodox dishes; and, by the express
+order of Vathek, who was shamefully tolerant, small plates of
+abominations for regaling the rest. This prince, on seeing so many
+mouths put in motion, began to think it time for employing his own; in
+spite, therefore, of every remonstrance from the chief of his eunuchs, he
+resolved to have a dinner dressed on the spot. The complaisant Emir
+immediately gave orders for a table to be placed in the shade of the
+willows. The first service consisted of fish, which they drew from a
+river flowing over sands of gold at the foot of a lofty hill; these were
+broiled as fast as taken, and served up with a sauce of vinegar, and
+small herbs that grow on Mount Sinai; for everything with the Emir was
+excellent and pious.
+
+The dessert was not quite set on when the sound of lutes from the hill
+was repeated by the echoes of the neighbouring mountains. The Caliph,
+with an emotion of pleasure and surprise, had no sooner raised up his
+head than a handful of jasmine dropped on his face; an abundance of
+tittering succeeded the frolic, and instantly appeared through the bushes
+the elegant forms of several young females, skipping and bounding like
+roes. The fragrance diffused from their hair struck the sense of Vathek,
+who, in an ecstasy, suspending his repast, said to Bababalouk:
+
+“Are the Peris come down from their spheres? Note her in particular
+whose form is so perfect, venturously running on the brink of the
+precipice, and turning back her head, as regardless of nothing but the
+graceful flow of her robe; with what captivating impatience doth she
+contend with the bushes for her veil! could it be she who threw the
+jasmine at me?”
+
+“Ay! she it was; and you too would she throw from the top of the rock,”
+answered Bababalouk; “for that is my good friend Nouronihar, who so
+kindly lent me her swing; my dear lord and master,” added he, twisting a
+twig that hung by the rind from a willow, “let me correct her for want of
+respect; the Emir will have no reason to complain, since (bating what I
+owe to his piety) he is much to be censured for keeping a troop of girls
+on the mountains, whose sharp air gives their blood too brisk a
+circulation.”
+
+“Peace, blasphemer!” said the Caliph; “speak not thus of her who over her
+mountains leads my heart a willing captive; contrive rather that my eyes
+may be fixed upon hers, that I may respire her sweet breath, as she
+bounds panting along these delightful wilds!” On saying these words,
+Vathek extended his arms towards the hill, and directing his eyes with an
+anxiety unknown to him before, endeavoured to keep within view the object
+that enthralled his soul; but her course was as difficult to follow as
+the flight of one of those beautiful blue butterflies of Cashmere, which
+are at once so volatile and rare.
+
+The Caliph, not satisfied with seeing, wished also to hear Nouronihar,
+and eagerly turned to catch the sound of her voice; at last he
+distinguished her whispering to one of her companions behind the thicket
+from whence she had thrown the jasmine: “A Caliph, it must be owned, is a
+fine thing to see, but my little Gulchenrouz is much more amiable; one
+lock of his hair is of more value to me than the richest embroidery of
+the Indies; I had rather that his teeth should mischievously press my
+finger than the richest ring of the imperial treasure. Where have you
+left him, Sutlememe? and why is he now not here?”
+
+The agitated Caliph still wished to hear more, but she immediately
+retired, with all her attendants; the fond monarch pursued her with his
+eyes till she was gone out of sight, and then continued like a bewildered
+and benighted traveller, from whom the clouds had obscured the
+constellation that guided his way; the curtain of night seemed dropped
+before him; everything appeared discoloured; the falling waters filled
+his soul with dejection, and his tears trickled down the jasmines he had
+caught from Nouronihar, and placed in his inflamed bosom; he snatched up
+a shining pebble, to remind him of the scene where he felt the first
+tumults of love. Two hours were elapsed, and evening drew on before he
+could resolve to depart from the place; he often, but in vain, attempted
+to go; a soft languor enervated the powers of his mind; extending himself
+on the brink of the stream, he turned his eyes towards the blue summits
+of the mountain, and exclaimed: “What concealest thou behind thee? what
+is passing in thy solitudes? Whither is she gone? O Heaven! perhaps she
+is now wandering in thy grottos, with her happy Gulchenrouz!”
+
+In the meantime the damps began to descend, and the Emir, solicitous for
+the health of the Caliph, ordered the imperial litter to be brought.
+Vathek, absorbed in his reveries, was imperceptibly removed, and conveyed
+back to the saloon that received him the evening before.
+
+But let us leave the Caliph, immersed in his new passion, and attend
+Nouronihar beyond the rocks, where she had again joined her beloved
+Gulchenrouz. This Gulchenrouz was the son of Ali Hassan, brother to the
+Emir, and the most delicate and lovely creature in the world. Ali
+Hassan, who had been absent ten years on a voyage to the unknown seas,
+committed at his departure this child, the only survivor of many, to the
+care and protection of his brother. Gulchenrouz could write in various
+characters with precision, and paint upon vellum the most elegant
+arabesques that fancy could devise; his sweet voice accompanied the lute
+in the most enchanting manner, and when he sang the loves of Megnoun and
+Leileh, or some unfortunate lovers of ancient days, tears insensibly
+overflowed the cheeks of his auditors; the verses he composed (for, like
+Megnoun, he too was a poet) inspired that unresisting languor so
+frequently fatal to the female heart; the women all doted upon him; for
+though he had passed his thirteenth year, they still detained him in the
+harem; his dancing was light as the gossamer waved by the zephyrs of
+spring, but his arms, which twined so gracefully with those of the young
+girls in the dance, could neither dart the lance in the chase, nor curb
+the steeds that pastured his uncle’s domains. The bow, however, he drew
+with a certain aim, and would have excelled his competitors in the race,
+could he have broken the ties that bound him to Nouronihar.
+
+The two brothers had mutually engaged their children to each other, and
+Nouronihar loved her cousin more than her eyes; both had the same tastes
+and amusements, the same long, languishing looks, the same tresses, the
+same fair complexions, and when Gulchenrouz appeared in the dress of his
+cousin he seemed to be more feminine than even herself. If at any time
+he left the harem to visit Fakreddin, it was with all the bashfulness of
+a fawn, that consciously ventures from the lair of its dam; he was
+however, wanton enough to mock the solemn old grey-beards to whom he was
+subject, though sure to be rated without mercy in return; whenever this
+happened he would plunge into the recesses of the harem, and sobbing,
+take refuge in the arms of Nouronihar, who loved even his faults beyond
+the virtues of others.
+
+It fell out this evening that, after leaving the Caliph in the meadow,
+she ran with Gulchenrouz over the green sward of the mountain that
+sheltered the vale where Fakreddin had chosen to reside. The sun was
+dilated on the edge of the horizon; and the young people, whose fancies
+were lively and inventive, imagined they beheld in the gorgeous clouds of
+the west the domes of Shadukiam and Amberabad, where the Peris have fixed
+their abode. Nouronihar, sitting on the slope of the hill, supported on
+her knees the perfumed head of Gulchenrouz; the air was calm, and no
+sound stirred but the voices of other young girls, who were drawing cool
+water from the streams below. The unexpected arrival of the Caliph, and
+the splendour that marked his appearance, had already filled with emotion
+the ardent soul of Nouronihar; her vanity irresistibly prompted her to
+pique the prince’s attention, and this she before took good care to
+effect whilst he picked up the jasmine she had thrown upon him. But when
+Gulchenrouz asked after the flowers he had culled for her bosom,
+Nouronihar was all in confusion; she hastily kissed his forehead, arose
+in a flutter, and walked with unequal steps on the border of the
+precipice. Night advanced, and the pure gold of the setting sun had
+yielded to a sanguine red, the glow of which, like the reflection of a
+burning furnace, flushed Nouronihar’s animated countenance. Gulchenrouz,
+alarmed at the agitation of his cousin, said to her with a supplicating
+accent:
+
+“Let us be gone; the sky looks portentous, the tamarisks tremble more
+than common, and the raw wind chills my very heart; come! let us be gone;
+’tis a melancholy night!”
+
+Then, taking hold of her hand, he drew it towards the path he besought
+her to go. Nouronihar unconsciously followed the attraction, for a
+thousand strange imaginations occupied her spirit; she passed the large
+round of honeysuckles, her favourite resort, without ever vouchsafing it
+a glance, yet Gulchenrouz could not help snatching off a few shoots in
+his way, though he ran as if a wild beast were behind.
+
+The young females seeing him approach in such haste, and according to
+custom expecting a dance, instantly assembled in a circle, and took each
+other by the hand; but Gulchenrouz, coming up out of breath, fell down at
+once on the grass. This accident struck with consternation the whole of
+this frolicsome party; whilst Nouronihar, half distracted, and overcome,
+both by the violence of her exercise and the tumult of her thoughts, sunk
+feebly down at his side, cherished his cold hands in her bosom, and
+chafed his temples with a fragrant unguent. At length he came to
+himself, and, wrapping up his head in the robe of his cousin, entreated
+that she would not return to the harem; he was afraid of being snapped at
+by Shaban, his tutor, a wrinkled old eunuch of a surly disposition; for
+having interrupted the stated walk of Nouronihar, he dreaded lest the
+churl should take it amiss. The whole of this sprightly group, sitting
+round upon a mossy knoll, began to entertain themselves with various
+pastimes, whilst their superintendents the eunuchs were gravely
+conversing at a distance. The nurse of the Emir’s daughter, observing
+her pupil sit ruminating with her eyes on the ground, endeavoured to
+amuse her with diverting tales, to which Gulchenrouz, who had already
+forgotten his inquietudes, listened with a breathless attention; he
+laughed, he clapped his hands, and passed a hundred little tricks on the
+whole of the company, without omitting the eunuchs, whom he provoked to
+run after him, in spite of their age and decrepitude.
+
+During these occurrences the moon arose, the wind subsided, and the
+evening became so serene and inviting, that a resolution was taken to sup
+on the spot. Sutlememe, who excelled in dressing a salad, having filled
+large bowls of porcelain with eggs of small birds, curds turned with
+citron juice, slices of cucumber, and the inmost leaves of delicate
+herbs, handed it round from one to another, and gave each their shares in
+a large spoon of Cocknos. Gulchenrouz, nestling as usual in the bosom of
+Nouronihar, pouted out his vermilion little lips against the offer of
+Sutlememe, and would take it only from the hand of his cousin, on whose
+mouth he hung like a bee inebriated with the quintessence of flowers.
+One of the eunuchs ran to fetch melons, whilst others were employed in
+showering down almonds from the branches that overhung this amiable
+party.
+
+In the midst of this festive scene there appeared a light on the top of
+the highest mountain, which attracted the notice of every eye; this light
+was not less bright than the moon when at full, and might have been taken
+for her, had it not been that the moon was already risen. The phenomenon
+occasioned a general surprise, and no one could conjecture the cause; it
+could not be a fire, for the light was clear and bluish, nor had meteors
+ever been seen of that magnitude or splendour. This strange light faded
+for a moment, and immediately renewed its brightness; it first appeared
+motionless at the foot of the rock, whence it darted in an instant to
+sparkle in a thicket of palm-trees; from thence it glided along the
+torrent, and at last fixed in a glen that was narrow and dark. The
+moment it had taken its direction, Gulchenrouz, whose heart always
+trembled at anything sudden or rare, drew Nouronihar by the robe, and
+anxiously requested her to return to the harem; the women were
+importunate in seconding the entreaty, but the curiosity of the Emir’s
+daughter prevailed; she not only refused to go back, but resolved at all
+hazards to pursue the appearance. Whilst they were debating what was
+best to be done, the light shot forth so dazzling a blaze, that they all
+fled away shrieking; Nouronihar followed them a few steps, but, coming to
+the turn of a little bye-path, stopped, and went back alone; as she ran
+with an alertness peculiar to herself, it was not long before she came to
+the place where they had just been supping. The globe of fire now
+appeared stationary in the glen, and burned in majestic stillness.
+Nouronihar, compressing her hands upon her bosom, hesitated for some
+moments to advance; the solitude of her situation was new, the silence of
+the night awful, and every object inspired sensations which till then she
+never had felt: the affright of Gulchenrouz recurred to her mind, and she
+a thousand times turned to go back, but this luminous appearance was
+always before her; urged on by an irresistible impulse, she continued to
+approach it, in defiance of every obstacle that opposed her progress.
+
+At length she arrived at the opening of the glen; but, instead of coming
+up to the light, she found herself surrounded by darkness, excepting that
+at a considerable distance a faint spark glimmered by fits. She stopped
+a second time; the sound of water-falls mingling their murmurs, the
+hollow rustlings amongst the palm-branches, and the funereal screams of
+the birds from their rifted trunks, all conspired to fill her with
+terror; she imagined every moment that she trod on some venomous reptile;
+all the stories of malignant Dives and dismal Gouls thronged into her
+memory; but her curiosity was, notwithstanding, more predominant than her
+fears; she therefore firmly entered a winding track that led towards the
+spark, but, being a stranger to the path, she had not gone far till she
+began to repent of her rashness.
+
+“Alas!” said she, “that I were but in those secure and illuminated
+apartments where my evenings glided on with Gulchenrouz! Dear child! how
+would thy heart flutter with terror wert thou wandering in these wild
+solitudes like me!” At the close of this apostrophe she regained her
+road, and, coming to steps hewn out in the rock, ascended them
+undismayed; the light, which was now gradually enlarging, appeared above
+her on the summit of the mountain; at length she distinguished a
+plaintive and melodious union of voices, proceeding from a sort of
+cavern, that resembled the dirges which are sung over tombs; a sound,
+likewise, like that which arises from the filling of baths, at the same
+time struck her ear; she continued ascending, and discovered large wax
+torches in full blaze planted here and there in the fissures of the rock;
+this preparation filled her with fear, whilst the subtle and potent odour
+which the torches exhaled caused her to sink almost lifeless at the
+entrance of the grot.
+
+Casting her eyes within in this kind of trance, she beheld a large
+cistern of gold filled with a water, whose vapour distilled on her face a
+dew of the essence of roses; a soft symphony resounded through the grot;
+on the sides of the cistern she noticed appendages of royalty, diadems,
+and feathers of the heron, all sparkling with carbuncles; whilst her
+attention was fixed on this display of magnificence, the music ceased,
+and a voice instantly demanded:
+
+“For what monarch were these torches kindled, this bath prepared, and
+these habiliments, which belong, not only to the sovereigns of the earth,
+but even to the Talismanic Powers?”
+
+To which a second voice answered: “They are for the charming daughter of
+the Emir Fakreddin.”
+
+“What,” replied the first, “for that trifler, who consumes her time with
+a giddy child, immersed in softness, and who at best can make but an
+enervated husband?”
+
+“And can she,” rejoined the other voice, “be amused with such empty
+trifles, whilst the Caliph, the sovereign of the world, he who is
+destined to enjoy the treasures of the pre-adamite Sultans, a prince six
+feet high, and whose eyes pervade the inmost soul of a female, is
+inflamed with the love of her. No! she will be wise enough to answer
+that passion alone that can aggrandise her glory; no doubt she will, and
+despise the puppet of her fancy. Then all the riches this place
+contains, as well as the carbuncle of Giamschid, shall be hers.”
+
+“You judge right,” returned the first voice, “and I haste to Istakar to
+prepare the palace of subterranean fire for the reception of the bridal
+pair.”
+
+The voices ceased, the torches were extinguished, the most entire
+darkness succeeded, and Nouronihar, recovering with a start, found
+herself reclined on a sofa in the harem of her father. She clapped her
+hands, and immediately came together Gulchenrouz and her women, who, in
+despair at having lost her, had despatched eunuchs to seek her in every
+direction; Shaban appeared with the rest, and began to reprimand her with
+an air of consequence:
+
+“Little impertinent,” said he, “whence got you false keys? or are you
+beloved of some Genius that hath given you a pick-lock? I will try the
+extent of your power; come, to your chamber! through the two skylights;
+and expect not the company of Gulchenrouz; be expeditious! I will shut
+you up in the double tower.”
+
+At these menaces Nouronihar indignantly raised her head, opened on Shaban
+her black eyes, which, since the important dialogue of the enchanted
+grot, were considerably enlarged, and said: “Go, speak thus to slaves,
+but learn to reverence her who is born to give laws, and subject all to
+her power.”
+
+She was proceeding in the same style, but was interrupted by a sudden
+exclamation of “The Caliph! The Caliph!” The curtains at once were
+thrown open, and the slaves prostrate in double rows, whilst poor little
+Gulchenrouz hid himself beneath the elevation of a sofa. At first
+appeared a file of black eunuchs, trailing after them long trains of
+muslin embroidered with gold, and holding in their hands censers, which
+dispensed as they passed the grateful perfume of the wood of aloes; next
+marched Bababalouk with a solemn strut, and tossing his head as not
+over-pleased at the visit; Vathek came close after, superbly robed; his
+gait was unembarrassed and noble, and his presence would have engaged
+admiration, though he had not been the sovereign of the world; he
+approached Nouronihar with a throbbing heart, and seemed enraptured at
+the full effulgence of her radiant eyes, of which he had before caught
+but a few glimpses; but she instantly depressed them, and her confusion
+augmented her beauty.
+
+Bababalouk, who was a thorough adept in coincidences of this nature, and
+knew that the worst game should be played with the best face, immediately
+made a signal for all to retire; and no sooner did he perceive beneath
+the sofa the little one’s feet, than he drew him forth without ceremony,
+set him upon his shoulders, and lavished on him as he went off a thousand
+odious caresses; Gulchenrouz cried out, and resisted till his cheeks
+became the colour of the blossom of the pomegranate, and the tears that
+started into his eyes shot forth a gleam of indignation; he cast a
+significant glance at Nouronihar, which the Caliph noticing, asked: “Is
+that then your Gulchenrouz?”
+
+“Sovereign of the world?” answered she, “spare my cousin, whose innocence
+and gentleness deserve not your anger.”
+
+“Take comfort,” said Vathek, with a smile; “he is in good hands.
+Bababalouk is fond of children, and never goes without sweetmeats and
+comfits.”
+
+The daughter of Fakreddin was abashed, and suffered Gulchenrouz to be
+borne away without adding a word. The tumult of her bosom betrayed her
+confusion; and Vathek, becoming still more impassioned, gave a loose to
+his frenzy, which had only not subdued the last faint strugglings of
+reluctance, when the Emir, suddenly bursting in, threw his face upon the
+ground at the feet of the Caliph, and said:
+
+“Commander of the Faithful! abase not yourself to the meanness of your
+slave.”
+
+“No, Emir,” replied Vathek; “I raise her to an equality with myself; I
+declare her my wife, and the glory of your race shall extend from one
+generation to another.”
+
+“Alas! my lord,” said Fakreddin, as he plucked off the honours of his
+beard, “cut short the days of your faithful servant, rather than force
+him to depart from his word. Nouronihar, as her hands evince, is
+solemnly promised to Gulchenrouz, the son of my brother Ali Hassan; they
+are united also in heart, their faith is mutually plighted, and affiances
+so sacred cannot be broken.”
+
+“What then!” replied the Caliph, bluntly, “would you surrender this
+divine beauty to a husband more womanish than herself? and can you
+imagine that I will suffer her charms to decay in hands so inefficient
+and nerveless? No! she is destined to live out her life within my
+embraces: such is my will; retire, and disturb not the time I devote to
+the homage of her charms.”
+
+The irritated Emir drew forth his sabre, presented it to Vathek, and
+stretching out his neck, said in a firm tone of voice: “Strike your
+unhappy host, my lord! he has lived long enough, since he hath seen the
+Prophet’s Vicegerent violate the rites of hospitality.”
+
+At his uttering these words Nouronihar, unable to support any longer the
+conflict of her passions, sank down in a swoon. Vathek, both terrified
+for her life and furious at an opposition to his will, bade Fakreddin
+assist his daughter, and withdrew, darting his terrible look at the
+unfortunate Emir, who suddenly fell backward, bathed in a sweat cold as
+the damp of death.
+
+Gulchenrouz, who had escaped from the hands of Bababalouk, and was that
+instant returned, called out for help as loudly as he could, not having
+strength to afford it himself. Pale and panting, the poor child
+attempted to revive Nouronihar by caresses; and it happened that the
+thrilling warmth of his lips restored her to life. Fakreddin beginning
+also to recover from the look of the Caliph, with difficulty tottered to
+a seat, and after warily casting round his eye to see if this dangerous
+prince was gone, sent for Shaban and Sutlememe, and said to them apart:
+
+“My friends! violent evils require as violent remedies; the Caliph has
+brought desolation and horror into my family, and how shall we resist his
+power? another of his looks will send me to my grave. Fetch then that
+narcotic powder which the Dervish brought me from Aracan; a dose of it,
+the effect of which will continue three days, must be administered to
+each of these children; the Caliph will believe them to be dead, for they
+will have all the appearance of death; we shall go as if to inter them in
+the cave of Meimoune, at the entrance of the great desert of sand, and
+near the cabin of my dwarfs. When all the spectators shall be withdrawn,
+you, Shaban, and four select eunuchs, shall convey them to the lake,
+where provisions shall be ready to support them a month; for one day
+allotted to the surprise this event will occasion, five to the tears, a
+fortnight to reflection, and the rest to prepare for renewing his
+progress, will, according to my calculation, fill up the whole time that
+Vathek will tarry, and I shall then be freed from his intrusion.”
+
+“Your plan,” said Sutlememe, “is a good one, if it can but be effected.
+I have remarked that Nouronihar is well able to support the glances of
+the Caliph, and that he is far from being sparing of them to her; be
+assured, therefore, notwithstanding her fondness for Gulchenrouz, she
+will never remain quiet while she knows him to be here, unless we can
+persuade her that both herself and Gulchenrouz are really dead, and that
+they were conveyed to those rocks for a limited season to expiate the
+little faults of which their love was the cause; we will add that we
+killed ourselves in despair, and that your dwarfs, whom they never yet
+saw, will preach to them delectable sermons. I will engage that
+everything shall succeed to the bent of your wishes.”
+
+“Be it so!” said Fakreddin. “I approve your proposal; let us lose not a
+moment to give it effect.”
+
+They forthwith hastened to seek for the powder, which, being mixed in a
+sherbet, was immediately drank by Gulchenrouz and Nouronihar. Within the
+space of an hour both were seized with violent palpitations, and a
+general numbness gradually ensued; they arose from the floor, where they
+had remained ever since the Caliph’s departure, and, ascending to the
+sofa, reclined themselves at full length upon it, clasped in each other’s
+embraces.
+
+“Cherish me, my dear Nouronihar!” said Gulchenrouz; “put thy hand upon my
+heart, for it feels as if it were frozen. Alas! thou art as cold as
+myself! Hath the Caliph murdered us both with his terrible look?”
+
+“I am dying!” cried she in a faltering voice; “press me closer; I am
+ready to expire!”
+
+“Let us die then together,” answered the little Gulchenrouz, whilst his
+breast laboured with a convulsive sigh; “let me at least breathe forth my
+soul on thy lips!” They spoke no more, and became as dead.
+
+Immediately the most piercing cries were heard through the harem, whilst
+Shaban and Sutlememe personated with great adroitness the parts of
+persons in despair. The Emir, who was sufficiently mortified to be
+forced into such untoward expedients, and had now for the first time made
+a trial of his powder, was under no necessity of counterfeiting grief.
+The slaves, who had flocked together from all quarters, stood motionless
+at the spectacle before them; all lights were extinguished save two
+lamps, which shed a wan glimmering over the faces of these lovely
+flowers, that seemed to be faded in the spring-time of life; funeral
+vestments were prepared, their bodies were washed with rose-water, their
+beautiful tresses were braided and incensed, and they were wrapped in
+simars whiter than alabaster. At the moment that their attendants were
+placing two wreaths of their favourite jasmines on their brows, the
+Caliph, who had just heard of the tragical catastrophe, arrived; he
+looked not less pale and haggard than the Gouls, that wander at night
+among graves; forgetful of himself and every one else, he broke through
+the midst of the slaves, fell prostrate at the foot of the sofa, beat his
+bosom, called himself “atrocious murderer!” and invoked upon his head a
+thousand imprecations; with a trembling hand he raised the veil that
+covered the countenance of Nouronihar, and, uttering a loud shriek, fell
+lifeless on the floor. The chief of the eunuchs dragged him off with
+horrible grimaces, and repeated as he went: “Ay, I foresaw she would play
+you some ungracious turn!”
+
+No sooner was the Caliph gone than the Emir commanded biers to be
+brought, and forbad that any one should enter the harem. Every window
+was fastened, all instruments of music were broken, and the Imams began
+to recite their prayers; towards the close of this melancholy day Vathek
+sobbed in silence, for they had been forced to compose with anodynes his
+convulsions of rage and desperation.
+
+At the dawn of the succeeding morning the wide folding doors of the
+palace were set open, and the funeral procession moved forward for the
+mountain. The wailful cries of “La Ilah illa Allah!” reached to the
+Caliph, who was eager to cicatrise himself and attend the ceremonial; nor
+could he have been dissuaded, had not his excessive weakness disabled him
+from walking; at the few first steps he fell on the ground, and his
+people were obliged to lay him on a bed, where he remained many days in
+such a state of insensibility, as excited compassion in the Emir himself.
+
+When the procession was arrived at the grot of Meimoune, Shaban and
+Sutlememe dismissed the whole of the train, excepting the four
+confidential eunuchs who were appointed to remain. After resting some
+moments near the biers, which had been left in the open air, they caused
+them to be carried to the brink of a small lake, whose banks were
+overgrown with a hoary moss; this was the great resort of herons and
+storks, which preyed continually on little blue fishes. The dwarfs,
+instructed by the Emir, soon repaired thither, and, with the help of the
+eunuchs, began to construct cabins of rushes and reeds, a work in which
+they had admirable skill; a magazine also was contrived for provisions,
+with a small oratory for themselves, and a pyramid of wood neatly piled,
+to furnish the necessary fuel, for the air was bleak in the hollows of
+the mountains.
+
+At evening two fires were kindled on the brink of the lake, and the two
+lovely bodies, taken from their biers, were carefully deposited upon a
+bed of dried leaves within the same cabin. The dwarfs began to recite
+the Koran with their clear shrill voices, and Shaban and Sutlememe stood
+at some distance, anxiously waiting the effects of the powder. At length
+Nouronihar and Gulchenrouz faintly stretched out their arms, and
+gradually opening their eyes, began to survey with looks of increasing
+amazement every object around them; they even attempted to rise, but for
+want of strength fell back again; Sutlememe on this administered a
+cordial, which the Emir had taken care to provide.
+
+Gulchenrouz, thoroughly aroused, sneezed out aloud, and raising himself
+with an effort that expressed his surprise, left the cabin, and inhaled
+the fresh air with the greatest avidity.
+
+“Yes,” said he, “I breathe again! again do I exist! I hear sounds! I
+behold a firmament spangled over with stars!”
+
+Nouronihar, catching these beloved accents, extricated herself from the
+leaves, and ran to clasp Gulchenrouz to her bosom. The first objects she
+remarked were their long simars, their garlands of flowers, and their
+naked feet; she hid her face in her hands to reflect; the vision of the
+enchanted bath, the despair of her father, and, more vividly than both,
+the majestic figure of Vathek recurred to her memory; she recollected
+also that herself and Gulchenrouz had been sick and dying; but all these
+images bewildered her mind. Not knowing where she was, she turned her
+eyes on all sides, as if to recognise the surrounding scene; this
+singular lake, those flames reflected from its glassy surface, the pale
+hues of its banks, the romantic cabins, the bulrushes that sadly waved
+their drooping heads, the storks whose melancholy cries blended with the
+shrill voices of the dwarfs, everything conspired to persuade them that
+the Angel of Death had opened the portal of some other world.
+
+Gulchenrouz on his part, lost in wonder, clung to the neck of his cousin:
+he believed himself in the region of phantoms, and was terrified at the
+silence she preserved; at length addressing her:
+
+“Speak,” said he, “where are we? do you not see those spectres that are
+stirring the burning coals? are they Monker and Nakir, come to throw us
+into them? does the fatal bridge cross this lake, whose solemn stillness
+perhaps conceals from us an abyss, in which for whole ages we shall be
+doomed incessantly to sink?”
+
+“No, my children!” said Sutlememe, going towards them, “take comfort! the
+exterminating Angel, who conducted our souls hither after yours, hath
+assured us that the chastisement of your indolent and voluptuous life
+shall be restricted to a certain series of years, which you must pass in
+this dreary abode, where the sun is scarcely visible, and where the soil
+yields neither fruits nor flowers. These,” continued she, pointing to
+the dwarfs, “will provide for our wants, for souls so mundane as ours
+retain too strong a tincture of their earthly extraction; instead of
+meats your food will be nothing but rice, and your bread shall be
+moistened in the fogs that brood over the surface of the lake.”
+
+At this desolating prospect the poor children burst into tears, and
+prostrated themselves before the dwarfs, who perfectly supported their
+characters, and delivered an excellent discourse of a customary length
+upon the sacred camel, which after a thousand years was to convey them to
+the paradise of the faithful.
+
+The sermon being ended, and ablutions performed, they praised Allah and
+the Prophet, supped very indifferently, and retired to their withered
+leaves. Nouronihar and her little cousin consoled themselves on finding
+that, though dead, they yet lay in one cabin. Having slept well before,
+the remainder of the night was spent in conversation on what had befallen
+them, and both, from a dread of apparitions, betook themselves for
+protection to one another’s arms.
+
+In the morning, which was lowering and rainy, the dwarfs mounted high
+poles like minarets, and called them to prayers; the whole congregation,
+which consisted of Sutlememe, Shaban, the four eunuchs, and some storks,
+were already assembled. The two children came forth from their cabin
+with a slow and dejected pace; as their minds were in a tender and
+melancholy mood, their devotions were performed with fervour. No sooner
+were they finished, than Gulchenrouz demanded of Sutlememe and the rest,
+“how they happened to die so opportunely for his cousin and himself.”
+
+“We killed ourselves,” returned Sutlememe, “in despair at your death.”
+
+On this, said Nouronihar, who, notwithstanding what was past, had not yet
+forgotten her vision: “And the Caliph! is he also dead of his grief? and
+will he likewise come hither?”
+
+The dwarfs, who were prepared with an answer, most demurely replied:
+“Vathek is damned beyond all redemption!”
+
+“I readily believe so,” said Gulchenrouz, “and I am glad from my heart to
+hear it; for I am convinced it was his horrible look that sent us hither
+to listen to sermons and mess upon rice.”
+
+One week passed away on the side of the lake unmarked by any variety;
+Nouronihar ruminating on the grandeur of which death had deprived her,
+and Gulchenrouz applying to prayers and to panniers, along with the
+dwarfs, who infinitely pleased him.
+
+Whilst this scene of innocence was exhibiting in the mountains, the
+Caliph presented himself to the Emir in a new light; the instant he
+recovered the use of his senses, with a voice that made Bababalouk quake,
+he thundered out: “Perfidious Giaour! I renounce thee for ever! it is
+thou who hast slain my beloved Nouronihar! and I supplicate the pardon of
+Mahomet, who would have preserved her to me had I been more wise; let
+water be brought to perform my ablutions, and let the pious Fakreddin be
+called to offer up his prayers with mine, and reconcile me to him;
+afterwards we will go together and visit the sepulchre of the unfortunate
+Nouronihar; I am resolved to become a hermit, and consume the residue of
+my days on this mountain, in hope of expiating my crimes.”
+
+Nouronihar was not altogether so content, for though she felt a fondness
+for Gulchenrouz, who, to augment the attachment, had been left at full
+liberty with her, yet she still regarded him as but a bauble, that bore
+no competition with the carbuncle of Giamschid. At times she indulged
+doubts on the mode of her being, and scarcely could believe that the dead
+had all the wants and the whims of the living. To gain satisfaction,
+however, on so perplexing a topic, she arose one morning whilst all were
+asleep, with a breathless caution, from the side of Gulchenrouz, and,
+after having given him a soft kiss, began to follow the windings of the
+lake till it terminated with a rock, whose top was accessible, though
+lofty; this she clambered up with considerable toil, and having reached
+the summit, set forward in a run, like a doe that unwittingly follows her
+hunter; though she skipped along with the alertness of an antelope, yet
+at intervals she was forced to desist, and rest beneath the tamarisks to
+recover her breath. Whilst she, thus reclined, was occupied with her
+little reflections on the apprehension that she had some knowledge of the
+place, Vathek, who, finding himself that morning but ill at ease, had
+gone forth before the dawn, presented himself on a sudden to her view;
+motionless with surprise, he durst not approach the figure before him,
+which lay shrouded up in a simar, extended on the ground, trembling and
+pale, but yet lovely to behold. At length Nouronihar, with a mixture of
+pleasure and affliction, raising her fine eyes to him, said: “My lord,
+are you come hither to eat rice and hear sermons with me?”
+
+“Beloved phantom!” cried Vathek; “dost thou speak? hast thou the same
+graceful form? the same radiant features? art thou palpable likewise?”
+and, eagerly embracing her, added: “here are limbs and a bosom animated
+with a gentle warmth! what can such a prodigy mean?”
+
+Nouronihar with diffidence answered: “You know, my lord, that I died on
+the night you honoured me with your visit; my cousin maintains it was
+from one of your glances, but I cannot believe him; for to me they seem
+not so dreadful. Gulchenrouz died with me, and we were both brought into
+a region of desolation, where we are fed with a wretched diet. If you be
+dead also, and are come hither to join us, I pity your lot; for you will
+be stunned with the noise of the dwarfs and the storks; besides, it is
+mortifying in the extreme that you, as well as myself, should have lost
+the treasures of the subterranean palace.”
+
+At the mention of the subterranean palace the Caliph suspended his
+caresses, to seek from Nouronihar an explanation of her meaning. She
+then recapitulated her vision, what immediately followed, and the history
+of her pretended death, adding also a description of the place of
+expiation from whence she had fled, and all in a manner that would have
+extorted his laughter, had not the thoughts of Vathek been too deeply
+engaged. No sooner, however, had she ended, than he again clasped her to
+his bosom, and said:
+
+“Light of my eyes! the mystery is unravelled; we both are alive! your
+father is a cheat, who, for the sake of dividing, hath deluded us both;
+and the Giaour, whose design, as far as I can discover, is that we shall
+proceed together, seems scarce a whit better; it shall be some time at
+least before he find us in his palace of fire. Your lovely little person
+in my estimation is far more precious than all the treasures of the
+pre-adamite Sultans, and I wish to possess it at pleasure, and in open
+day, for many a moon, before I go to burrow underground like a mole.
+Forget this little trifler, Gulchenrouz, and—”
+
+“Ah! my lord!” interposed Nouronihar, “let me entreat that you do him no
+evil.”
+
+“No, no!” replied Vathek, “I have already bid you forbear to alarm
+yourself for him; he has been brought up too much on milk and sugar to
+stimulate my jealousy; we will leave him with the dwarfs, who, by the
+bye, are my old acquaintances; their company will suit him far better
+than yours. As to other matters, I will return no more to your father’s;
+I want not to have my ears dinned by him and his dotards with the
+violation of the rites of hospitality; as if it were less an honour for
+you to espouse the sovereign of the world than a girl dressed up like a
+boy!”
+
+Nouronihar could find nothing to oppose in a discourse so eloquent; she
+only wished the amorous monarch had discovered more ardour for the
+carbuncle of Giamschid; but flattered herself it would gradually
+increase, and therefore yielded to his will with the most bewitching
+submission.
+
+When the Caliph judged it proper, he called for Bababalouk, who was
+asleep in the cave of Meimoune, and dreaming that the phantom of
+Nouronihar, having mounted him once more on her swing, had just given him
+such a jerk, that he one moment soared above the mountains, and the next
+sunk into the abyss; starting from his sleep at the voice of his master,
+he ran gasping for breath, and had nearly fallen backward at the sight,
+as he believed, of the spectre by whom he had so lately been haunted in
+his dream.
+
+“Ah, my lord!” cried he, recoiling ten steps, and covering his eyes with
+both hands: “do you then perform the office of a Goul? ’tis true you have
+dug up the dead, yet hope not to make her your prey; for after all she
+hath caused me to suffer, she is even wicked enough to prey upon you.”
+
+“Cease thy folly,” said Vathek, “and thou shalt soon be convinced that it
+is Nouronihar herself, alive and well, whom I clasp to my breast; go only
+and pitch my tents in the neighbouring valley; there will I fix my abode
+with this beautiful tulip, whose colours I soon shall restore; there
+exert thy best endeavours to procure whatever can augment the enjoyments
+of life, till I shall disclose to thee more of my will.”
+
+The news of so unlucky an event soon reached the ears of the Emir, who
+abandoned himself to grief and despair, and began, as did all his old
+grey-beards, to begrime his visage with ashes. A total supineness
+ensued, travellers were no longer entertained, no more plaisters were
+spread, and, instead of the charitable activity that had distinguished
+this asylum, the whole of its inhabitants exhibited only faces of a half
+cubit long, and uttered groans that accorded with their forlorn
+situation.
+
+Though Fakreddin bewailed his daughter as lost to him for ever, yet
+Gulchenrouz was not forgotten. He despatched immediate instruction to
+Sutlememe, Shaban, and the dwarfs, enjoining them not to undeceive the
+child in respect to his state, but, under some pretence, to convey him
+far from the lofty rock at the extremity of the lake, to a place which he
+should appoint, as safer from danger; for he suspected that Vathek
+intended him evil.
+
+Gulchenrouz in the meanwhile was filled with amazement at not finding his
+cousin; nor were the dwarfs at all less surprised; but Sutlememe, who had
+more penetration, immediately guessed what had happened. Gulchenrouz was
+amused with the delusive hope of once more embracing Nouronihar in the
+interior recesses of the mountains, where the ground, strewed over with
+orange blossoms and jasmines, offered beds much more inviting than the
+withered leaves in their cabin, where they might accompany with their
+voices the sounds of their lutes, and chase butterflies in concert.
+Sutlememe was far gone in this sort of description, when one of the four
+eunuchs beckoned her aside to apprise her of the arrival of a messenger
+from their fraternity, who had explained the secret of the flight of
+Nouronihar, and brought the commands of the Emir. A council with Shaban
+and the dwarfs was immediately held; their baggage being stowed in
+consequence of it, they embarked in a shallop, and quietly sailed with
+the little one, who acquiesced in all their proposals; their voyage
+proceeded in the same manner till they came to the place where the lake
+sinks beneath the hollow of the rock; but as soon as the bark had entered
+it, and Gulchenrouz found himself surrounded with darkness, he was seized
+with a dreadful consternation, and incessantly uttered the most piercing
+outcries; for he now was persuaded he should actually be damned for
+having taken too much freedom in his life-time with his cousin.
+
+But let us return to the Caliph and her who ruled over his heart.
+Bababalouk had pitched the tents, and closed up the extremities of the
+valley with magnificent screens of India cloth, which were guarded by
+Ethiopian slaves with their drawn sabres; to preserve the verdure of this
+beautiful enclosure in its natural freshness, the white eunuchs went
+continually round it with their red water-vessels. The waving of fans
+was heard near the imperial pavilion, where, by the voluptuous light that
+glowed through the muslins, the Caliph enjoyed at full view all the
+attractions of Nouronihar. Inebriated with delight, he was all ear to
+her charming voice, which accompanied the lute; while she was not less
+captivated with his descriptions of Samarah and the tower full of
+wonders, but especially with his relation of the adventure of the ball,
+and the chasm of the Giaour, with its ebony portal.
+
+In this manner they conversed for a day and a night; they bathed together
+in a basin of black marble, which admirably relieved the fairness of
+Nouronihar. Bababalouk, whose good graces this beauty had regained,
+spared no attention that their repasts might be served up with the
+minutest exactness; some exquisite rarity was ever placed before them;
+and he sent even to Schiraz for that fragrant and delicious wine which
+had been hoarded up in bottles prior to the birth of Mahomet; he had
+excavated little ovens in the rock to bake the nice manchets which were
+prepared by the hands of Nouronihar, from whence they had derived a
+flavour so grateful to Vathek, that he regarded the ragouts of his other
+wives as entirely mawkish; whilst they would have died at the Emir’s of
+chagrin at finding themselves so neglected, if Fakreddin, notwithstanding
+his resentment, had not taken pity upon them.
+
+The Sultana Dilara, who till then had been the favourite, took this
+dereliction of the Caliph to heart with a vehemence natural to her
+character, for during her continuance in favour she had imbibed from
+Vathek many of his extravagant fancies, and was fired with impatience to
+behold the superb tombs of Istakar, and the palace of forty columns;
+besides, having been brought up amongst the Magi, she had fondly
+cherished the idea of the Caliph’s devoting himself to the worship of
+fire; thus his voluptuous and desultory life with her rival was to her a
+double source of affliction. The transient piety of Vathek had
+occasioned her some serious alarms, but the present was an evil of far
+greater magnitude; she resolved, therefore, without hesitation, to write
+to Carathis, and acquaint her that all things went ill; that they had
+eaten, slept, and revelled at an old Emir’s, whose sanctity was very
+formidable, and that after all, the prospect of possessing the treasures
+of the pre-adamite Sultans was no less remote than before. This letter
+was entrusted to the care of two wood-men, who were at work on one of the
+great forests of the mountains, and, being acquainted with the shortest
+cuts, arrived in ten days at Samarah.
+
+The Princess Carathis was engaged at chess with Morakanabad, when the
+arrival of these wood-fellers was announced. She, after some weeks of
+Vathek’s absence, had forsaken the upper regions of her tower, because
+everything appeared in confusion among the stars, whom she consulted
+relative to the fate of her son. In vain did she renew her fumigations,
+and extend herself on the roof to obtain mystic visions; nothing more
+could she see in her dreams than pieces of brocade, nosegays of flowers,
+and other unmeaning gewgaws. These disappointments had thrown her into a
+state of dejection, which no drug in her power was sufficient to remove;
+her only resource was in Morakanabad, who was a good man, and endowed
+with a decent share of confidence, yet whilst in her company he never
+thought himself on roses.
+
+No person knew aught of Vathek, and a thousand ridiculous stories were
+propagated at his expense. The eagerness of Carathis may be easily
+guessed at receiving the letter, as well as her rage at reading the
+dissolute conduct of her son. “Is it so?” said she; “either I will
+perish, or Vathek shall enter the palace of fire. Let me expire in
+flames, provided he may reign on the throne of Soliman!” Having said
+this, and whirled herself round in a magical manner, which struck
+Morakanabad with such terror as caused him to recoil, she ordered her
+great camel Alboufaki to be brought, and the hideous Nerkes with the
+unrelenting Cafour to attend. “I require no other retinue,” said she to
+Morakanabad; “I am going on affairs of emergency; a truce therefore to
+parade! Take you care of the people; fleece them well in my absence; for
+we shall expend large sums, and one knows not what may betide.”
+
+The night was uncommonly dark, and a pestilential blast ravaged the plain
+of Catoul that would have deterred any other traveller, however urgent
+the call; but Carathis enjoyed most whatever filled others with dread.
+Nerkes concurred in opinion with her, and Cafour had a particular
+predilection for a pestilence. In the morning this accomplished caravan,
+with the wood-fellers who directed their route, halted on the edge of an
+extensive marsh, from whence so noxious a vapour arose as would have
+destroyed any animal but Alboufaki, who naturally inhaled these malignant
+fogs. The peasants entreated their convoy not to sleep in this place.
+
+“To sleep,” cried Carathis; “what an excellent thought! I never sleep
+but for visions; and, as to my attendants, their occupations are too many
+to close the only eye they each have.”
+
+The poor peasants, who were not over-pleased with their party, remained
+open-mouthed with surprise.
+
+Carathis alighted, as well as her negresses, and severally stripping off
+their outer garments, they all ran in their drawers, to cull from those
+spots where the sun shone fiercest the venomous plants that grew on the
+marsh; this provision was made for the family of the Emir, and whoever
+might retard the expedition to Istakar. The wood-men were overcome with
+fear when they beheld these three horrible phantoms run, and, not much
+relishing the company of Alboufaki, stood aghast at the command of
+Carathis to set forward, notwithstanding it was noon, and the heat fierce
+enough to calcine even rocks. In spite, however, of every remonstrance,
+they were forced implicitly to submit.
+
+Alboufaki, who delighted in solitude, constantly snorted whenever he
+perceived himself near a habitation; and Carathis, who was apt to spoil
+him with indulgence, as constantly turned him aside, so that the peasants
+were precluded from procuring subsistence; for the milch goats and ewes,
+which Providence had sent towards the district they traversed, to refresh
+travellers with their milk, all fled at the sight of the hideous animal
+and his strange riders. As to Carathis, she needed no common aliment,
+for her invention had previously furnished her with an opiate to stay her
+stomach, some of which she imparted to her mutes.
+
+At the fall of night Alboufaki, making a sudden stop, stamped with his
+foot, which to Carathis, who understood his paces, was a certain
+indication that she was near the confines of some cemetery. The moon
+shed a bright light on the spot, which served to discover a long wall,
+with a large door in it standing ajar, and so high that Alboufaki might
+easily enter. The miserable guides, who perceived their end approaching,
+humbly implored Carathis, as she had now so good an opportunity, to inter
+them, and immediately gave up the ghost. Nerkes and Cafour, whose wit
+was of a style peculiar to themselves, were by no means parsimonious of
+it on the folly of these poor people, nor could anything have been found
+more suited to their tastes than the site of the burying-ground, and the
+sepulchres which its precincts contained; there were at least two
+thousand of them on the declivity of a hill: some in the form of
+pyramids, others like columns, and, in short, the variety of their shapes
+was endless. Carathis was too much immersed in her sublime
+contemplations to stop at the view, charming as it appeared in her eyes;
+pondering the advantages that might accrue from her present situation,
+she could not forbear to exclaim:
+
+“So beautiful a cemetery must be haunted by Gouls! and they want not for
+intelligence; having heedlessly suffered my guides to expire, I will
+apply for directions to them, and as an inducement will invite them to
+regale on these fresh corpses.”
+
+After this short soliloquy she beckoned to Nerkes and Cafour, and made
+signs with her fingers, as much as to say, “Go, knock against the sides
+of the tombs, and strike up your delightful warblings, that are so like
+to those of the guests whose company I wish to obtain.”
+
+The negresses, full of joy at the behests of their mistress, and
+promising themselves much pleasure from the society of the Gouls, went
+with an air of conquest, and began their knockings at the tombs; as their
+strokes were repeated a hollow noise was heard in the earth, the surface
+hove up into heaps, and the Gouls on all sides protruded their noses, to
+inhale the effluvia which the carcases of the wood-men began to emit.
+
+They assembled before a sarcophagus of white marble, where Carathis was
+seated between the bodies of her miserable guides; the princess received
+her visitants with distinguished politeness, and, when supper was ended,
+proceeded with them to business. Having soon learnt from them everything
+she wished to discover, it was her intention to set forward forthwith on
+her journey, but her negresses, who were forming tender connections with
+the Gouls, importuned her with all their fingers to wait at least till
+the dawn. Carathis, however, being chastity in the abstract, and an
+implacable enemy to love and repose, at once rejected their prayer,
+mounted Alboufaki, and commanded them to take their seats in a moment;
+four days and four nights she continued her route, without turning to the
+right hand or left; on the fifth she traversed the mountains and
+half-burnt forests, and arrived on the sixth before the beautiful screens
+which concealed from all eyes the voluptuous wanderings of her son.
+
+It was daybreak, and the guards were snoring on their posts in careless
+security, when the rough trot of Alboufaki awoke them in consternation.
+Imagining that a group of spectres ascended from the abyss was
+approaching, they all without ceremony took to their heels. Vathek was
+at that instant with Nouronihar in the bath, hearing tales, and laughing
+at Bababalouk, who related them; but no sooner did the outcry of his
+guards reach him, than he flounced from the water like a carp, and as
+soon threw himself back at the sight of Carathis, who, advancing with her
+negresses upon Alboufaki, broke through the muslin awnings and veils of
+the pavilion; at this sudden apparition Nouronihar (for she was not at
+all times free from remorse) fancied that the moment of celestial
+vengeance was come, and clung about the Caliph in amorous despondence.
+
+Carathis, still seated on her camel, foamed with indignation at the
+spectacle which obtruded itself on her chaste view; she thundered forth
+without check or mercy: “Thou double-headed and four-legged monster! what
+means all this winding and writhing? art thou not ashamed to be seen
+grasping this limber sapling, in preference to the sceptre of the
+pre-adamite Sultans? is it then for this paltry doxy that thou hast
+violated the conditions in the parchment of our Giaour? is it on her thou
+hast lavished thy precious moments? is this the fruit of the knowledge I
+have taught thee? is this the end of thy journey? tear thyself from the
+arms of this little simpleton, drown her in the water before me, and
+instantly follow my guidance.”
+
+In the first ebullition of his fury Vathek resolved to make a skeleton of
+Alboufaki, and to stuff the skins of Carathis and her blacks; but the
+ideas of the Giaour, the palace of Istakar, the sabres and the talismans,
+flashing before his imagination with the simultaneousness of lightning,
+he became more moderate, and said to his mother, in a civil but decisive
+tone: “Dread lady! you shall be obeyed, but I will not drown Nouronihar;
+she is sweeter to me than a Myrabolan comfit, and is enamoured of
+carbuncles, especially that of Giamschid, which hath also been promised
+to be conferred upon her; she therefore shall go along with us, for I
+intend to repose with her beneath the canopies of Soliman; I can sleep no
+more without her.”
+
+“Be it so!” replied Carathis, alighting, and at the same time committing
+Alboufaki to the charge of her women.
+
+Nouronihar, who had not yet quitted her hold, began to take courage, and
+said, with an accent of fondness to the Caliph: “Dear Sovereign of my
+soul! I will follow thee, if it be thy will, beyond the Kaf in the land
+of the Afrits; I will not hesitate to climb for thee the nest of the
+Simurgh, who, this lady excepted, is the most awful of created
+existences.”
+
+“We have here then,” subjoined Carathis, “a girl both of courage and
+science!”
+
+Nouronihar had certainly both; but, notwithstanding all her firmness, she
+could not help casting back a look of regret upon the graces of her
+little Gulchenrouz, and the days of tenderness she had participated with
+him; she even dropped a few tears, which Carathis observed, and
+inadvertently breathed out with a sigh: “Alas! my gentle cousin! what
+will become of him!”
+
+Vathek at this apostrophe knitted up his brows, and Carathis inquired
+what it could mean.
+
+“She is preposterously sighing after a stripling with languishing eyes
+and soft hair, who loves her,” said the Caliph.
+
+“Where is he?” asked Carathis. “I must be acquainted with this pretty
+child; for,” added she, lowering her voice, “I design before I depart to
+regain the favour of the Giaour; there is nothing so delicious in his
+estimation as the heart of a delicate boy, palpitating with the first
+tumults of love.”
+
+Vathek, as he came from the bath, commanded Bababalouk to collect the
+women and other movables of his harem, embody his troops, and hold
+himself in readiness to march in three days; whilst Carathis retired
+alone to a tent, where the Giaour solaced her with encouraging visions;
+but at length waking, she found at her feet Nerkes and Cafour, who
+informed her by their signs that, having led Alboufaki to the borders of
+a lake, to browse on some moss that looked tolerably venomous, they had
+discovered certain blue fishes of the same kind with those in the
+reservoir on the top of the tower.
+
+“Ah! ha!” said she, “I will go thither to them; these fish are past doubt
+of a species that, by a small operation, I can render oracular; they may
+tell me where this little Gulchenrouz is, whom I am bent upon
+sacrificing.” Having thus spoken, she immediately set out with her
+swarthy retinue.
+
+It being but seldom that time is lost in the accomplishment of a wicked
+enterprise, Carathis and her negresses soon arrived at the lake, where,
+after burning the magical drugs with which they were always provided,
+they, stripping themselves naked, waded to their chins, Nerkes and Cafour
+waving torches around them, and Carathis pronouncing her barbarous
+incantations. The fishes with one accord thrust forth their heads from
+the water, which was violently rippled by the flutter of their fins, and,
+at length finding themselves constrained by the potency of the charm,
+they opened their piteous mouths, and said: “From gills to tail we are
+yours; what seek ye to know?”
+
+“Fishes,” answered she, “I conjure you, by your glittering scales, tell
+me where now is Gulchenrouz?”
+
+“Beyond the rock,” replied the shoal in full chorus; “will this content
+you? for we do not delight in expanding our mouths.”
+
+“It will,” returned the princess; “I am not to learn that you like not
+long conversations; I will leave you therefore to repose, though I had
+other questions to propound.” The instant she had spoken the water
+became smooth, and the fishes at once disappeared.
+
+Carathis, inflated with the venom of her projects, strode hastily over
+the rock, and found the amiable Gulchenrouz asleep in an arbour, whilst
+the two dwarfs were watching at his side, and ruminating their accustomed
+prayers. These diminutive personages possessed the gift of divining
+whenever an enemy to good Mussulmans approached; thus they anticipated
+the arrival of Carathis, who, stopping short, said to herself: “How
+placidly doth he recline his lovely little head! how pale and languishing
+are his looks! it is just the very child of my wishes!”
+
+The dwarfs interrupted this delectable soliloquy by leaping instantly
+upon her, and scratching her face with their utmost zeal. But Nerkes and
+Cafour, betaking themselves to the succour of their mistress, pinched the
+dwarfs so severely in return, that they both gave up the ghost, imploring
+Mahomet to inflict his sorest vengeance upon this wicked woman and all
+her household.
+
+At the noise which this strange conflict occasioned in the valley,
+Gulchenrouz awoke, and, bewildered with terror, sprung impetuously upon
+an old figtree that rose against the acclivity of the rocks; from thence
+gained their summits, and ran for two hours without once looking back.
+At last, exhausted with fatigue, he fell as if dead into the arms of a
+good old Genius, whose fondness for the company of children had made it
+his sole occupation to protect them, and who, whilst performing his
+wonted rounds through the air, happening on the cruel Giaour at the
+instant of his growling in the horrible chasm, rescued the fifty little
+victims which the impiety of Vathek had devoted to his maw; these the
+Genius brought up in nests still higher than the clouds, and himself
+fixed his abode in a nest more capacious than the rest, from which he had
+expelled the possessors that had built it.
+
+These inviolable asylums were defended against the Dives and the Afrits
+by waving streamers, on which were inscribed, in characters of gold that
+flashed like lightning, the names of Allah and the Prophet. It was there
+that Gulchenrouz, who as yet remained undeceived with respect to his
+pretended death, thought himself in the mansions of eternal peace, he
+admitted without fear the congratulations of his little friends, who were
+all assembled in the nest of the venerable Genius, and vied with each
+other in kissing his serene forehead and beautiful eyelids. This he
+found to be the state congenial to his soul; remote from the inquietudes
+of earth, the impertinence of harems, the brutality of eunuchs, and the
+lubricity of women: in this peacable society, his days, months, and years
+glided on; nor was he less happy than the rest of his companions; for the
+Genius, instead of burthening his pupils with perishable riches and the
+vain sciences of the world, conferred upon them the boon of perpetual
+childhood.
+
+Carathis, unaccustomed to the loss of her prey, vented a thousand
+execrations on her negresses for not seizing the child, instead of
+amusing themselves with pinching to death the dwarfs, from which they
+could gain no advantage. She returned into the valley murmuring, and
+finding that her son was not risen from the arms of Nouronihar,
+discharged her ill-humour upon both. The idea, however, of departing
+next day for Istakar, and cultivating, through the good offices of the
+Giaour, an intimacy with Eblis himself, at length consoled her chagrin.
+But Fate had ordained it otherwise.
+
+In the evening, as Carathis was conversing with Dilara, who, through her
+contrivance, had become of the party, and whose taste resembled her own,
+Bababalouk came to acquaint her “that the sky towards Samarah looked of a
+fiery red, and seemed to portend some alarming disaster.” Immediately,
+recurring to her astrolabes and instruments of magic, she took the
+altitude of the planets, and discovered by her calculations, to her great
+mortification, that a formidable revolt had taken place at Samarah; that
+Motavakel, availing himself of the disgust which was inveterate against
+his brother, had incited commotions amongst the populace, made himself
+master of the palace, and actually invested the great tower, to which
+Morakanabad had retired, with a handful of the few that still remained
+faithful to Vathek.
+
+“What!” exclaimed she; “must I lose then my tower! my mutes! my
+negresses! my mummies! and, worse than all, the laboratory in which I
+have spent so many a night, without knowing at least if my hair-brained
+son will complete his adventure? No! I will not be the dupe!
+Immediately will I speed to support Morakanabad; by my formidable art the
+clouds shall sleet hailstones in the faces of the assailants, and shafts
+of red-hot iron on their heads; I will spring mines of serpents and
+torpedos from beneath them, and we shall soon see the stand they will
+make against such an explosion!”
+
+Having thus spoken, Carathis hastened to her son, who was tranquilly
+banqueting with Nouronihar in his superb carnation-coloured tent.
+
+“Glutton that thou art!” cried she, “were it not for me, thou wouldst
+soon find thyself the commander only of pies. Thy faithful subjects have
+abjured the faith they swore to thee; Motavakel, thy brother, now reigns
+on the hill of pied horses, and had I not some slight resources in the
+tower, would not be easily persuaded to abdicate; but, that time may not
+be lost, I shall only add four words: Strike tent to-night, set forward,
+and beware how thou loiterest again by the way; though thou hast
+forfeited the conditions of the parchment, I am not yet without hope; for
+it cannot be denied that thou hast violated to admiration the laws of
+hospitality, by seducing the daughter of the Emir, after having partaken
+of his bread and his salt. Such a conduct cannot but be delightful to
+the Giaour; and if on thy march thou canst signalise thyself by an
+additional crime, all will still go well, and thou shalt enter the palace
+of Soliman in triumph. Adieu! Alboufaki and my negresses are waiting.”
+
+The Caliph had nothing to offer in reply; he wished his mother a
+prosperous journey, and ate on till he had finished his supper. At
+midnight the camp broke up, amidst the flourishing of trumpets and other
+martial instruments; but loud indeed must have been the sound of the
+tymbals to overpower the blubbering of the Emir and his long-beards, who,
+by an excessive profusion of tears, had so far exhausted the radical
+moisture, that their eyes shrivelled up in their sockets, and their hairs
+dropped off by the roots. Nouronihar, to whom such a symphony was
+painful, did not grieve to get out of hearing; she accompanied the Caliph
+in the imperial litter, where they amused themselves with imagining the
+splendour which was soon to surround them. The other women, overcome
+with dejection, were dolefully rocked in their cages, whilst Dilara
+consoled herself with anticipating the joy of celebrating the rites of
+fire on the stately terraces of Istakar.
+
+In four days they reached the spacious valley of Rocnabad. The season of
+spring was in all its vigour, and the grotesque branches of the almond
+trees in full blossom fantastically chequered the clear blue sky; the
+earth, variegated with hyacinths and jonquils, breathed forth a fragrance
+which diffused through the soul a divine repose; myriads of bees, and
+scarce fewer of Santons, had there taken up their abode; on the banks of
+the stream hives and oratories were alternately ranged, and their
+neatness and whiteness were set off by the deep green of the cypresses
+that spired up amongst them. These pious personages amused themselves
+with cultivating little gardens that abounded with flowers and fruits,
+especially musk-melons of the best flavour that Persia could boast;
+sometimes dispersed over the meadow, they entertained themselves with
+feeding peacocks whiter than snow, and turtles more blue than the
+sapphire; in this manner were they occupied when the harbingers of the
+imperial procession began to proclaim: “Inhabitants of Rocnabad!
+prostrate yourselves on the brink of your pure waters, and tender your
+thanksgivings to Heaven, that vouchsafeth to show you a ray of its glory;
+for lo! the Commander of the Faithful draws near.”
+
+The poor Santons, filled with holy energy, having bustled to light up wax
+torches in their oratories and expand the Koran on their ebony desks,
+went forth to meet the Caliph with baskets of honeycomb, dates, and
+melons. But, whilst they were advancing in solemn procession and with
+measured steps, the horses, camels, and guards wantoned over their tulips
+and other flowers, and made a terrible havoc amongst them. The Santons
+could not help casting from one eye a look of pity on the ravages
+committing around them, whilst the other was fixed upon the Caliph and
+heaven. Nouronihar, enraptured with the scenery of a place which brought
+back to her remembrance the pleasing solitudes where her infancy had
+passed, entreated Vathek to stop; but he, suspecting that each oratory
+might be deemed by the Giaour a distinct habitation, commanded his
+pioneers to level them all; the Santons stood motionless with horror at
+the barbarous mandate, and at last broke out into lamentations; but these
+were uttered with so ill a grace, that Vathek bade his eunuchs to kick
+them from his presence. He then descended from the litter with
+Nouronihar; they sauntered together in the meadow, and amused themselves
+with culling flowers, and passing a thousand pleasantries on each other.
+But the bees, who were staunch Mussulmans, thinking it their duty to
+revenge the insult on their dear masters the Santons, assembled so
+zealously to do it with effect, that the Caliph and Nouronihar were glad
+to find their tents prepared to receive them.
+
+Bababalouk, who in capacity of purveyor had acquitted himself with
+applause as to peacocks and turtles, lost no time in consigning some
+dozens to the spit, and as many more to be fricasseed. Whilst they were
+feasting, laughing, carousing, and blaspheming at pleasure on the banquet
+so liberally furnished, the Moullahs, the Sheiks, the Cadis and Imams of
+Schiraz (who seemed not to have met the Santons) arrived, leading by
+bridles of riband inscribed from the Koran, a train of asses, which were
+loaded with the choicest fruits the country could boast; having presented
+their offerings to the Caliph, they petitioned him to honour their city
+and mosques with his presence.
+
+“Fancy not,” said Vathek, “that you can detain me; your presents I
+condescend to accept, but beg you will let me be quiet, for I am not
+over-fond of resisting temptation; retire, then; yet, as it is not decent
+for personages so reverend to return on foot, and as you have not the
+appearance of expert riders, my eunuchs shall tie you on your asses, with
+the precaution that your backs be not turned towards me, for they
+understand etiquette.”
+
+In this deputation were some high-stomached Sheiks, who, taking Vathek
+for a fool, scrupled not to speak their opinion. These Bababalouk girded
+with double cords, and, having well disciplined their asses with nettles
+behind, they all started with a preternatural alertness, plunging,
+kicking, and running foul of each other in the most ludicrous manner
+imaginable.
+
+Nouronihar and the Caliph mutually contended who should most enjoy so
+degrading a sight; they burst out in volleys of laughter to see the old
+men and their asses fall into the stream; the leg of one was fractured,
+the shoulder of another dislocated, the teeth of a third dashed out, and
+the rest suffered still worse.
+
+Two days more, undisturbed by fresh embassies, having been devoted to the
+pleasures of Rocnabad, the expedition proceeded, leaving Shiraz on the
+right, and verging towards a large plain, from whence were discernible on
+the edge of the horizon the dark summits of the mountains of Istakar.
+
+At this prospect the Caliph and Nouronihar were unable to repress their
+transports; they bounded from their litter to the ground, and broke forth
+into such wild exclamations, as amazed all within hearing. Interrogating
+each other, they shouted, “Are we not approaching the radiant palace of
+light? or gardens more delightful than those of Sheddad?” Infatuated
+mortals! they thus indulged delusive conjecture, unable to fathom the
+decrees of the Most High!
+
+The good Genii, who had not totally relinquished the superintendence of
+Vathek, repairing to Mahomet in the seventh heaven, said: “Merciful
+Prophet! stretch forth thy propitious arms towards thy Vicegerent, who is
+ready to fall irretrievably into the snare which his enemies, the Dives,
+have prepared to destroy him; the Giaour is awaiting his arrival in the
+abominable palace of fire, where, if he once set his foot, his perdition
+will be inevitable.”
+
+Mahomet answered with an air of indignation: “He hath too well deserved
+to be resigned to himself, but I permit you to try if one effort more
+will be effectual to divert him from pursuing his ruin.”
+
+One of these beneficent Genii, assuming without delay the exterior of a
+shepherd, more renowned for his piety than all the Dervises and Santons
+of the region, took his station near a flock of white sheep on the slope
+of a hill, and began to pour forth from his flute such airs of pathetic
+melody as subdued the very soul, and, awakening remorse, drove far from
+it every frivolous fancy. At these energetic sounds the sun hid himself
+beneath a gloomy cloud, and the waters of two little lakes, that were
+naturally clearer than crystal, became of a colour like blood. The whole
+of this superb assembly was involuntarily drawn towards the declivity of
+the hill; with downcast eyes they all stood abashed, each upbraiding
+himself with the evil he had done; the heart of Dilara palpitated, and
+the chief of the eunuchs with a sigh of contrition implored pardon of the
+women, whom for his own satisfaction he had so often tormented.
+
+Vathek and Nouronihar turned pale in their litter, and, regarding each
+other with haggard looks, reproached themselves—the one with a thousand
+of the blackest crimes, a thousand projects of impious ambition—the other
+with the desolation of her family, and the perdition of the amiable
+Gulchenrouz. Nouronihar persuaded herself that she heard in the fatal
+music the groans of her dying father, and Vathek the sobs of the fifty
+children he had sacrificed to the Giaour. Amidst these complicated pangs
+of anguish they perceived themselves impelled towards the shepherd, whose
+countenance was so commanding, that Vathek for the first time felt
+overawed, whilst Nouronihar concealed her face with her hands.
+
+The music paused, and the Genius, addressing the Caliph, said: “Deluded
+Prince! to whom Providence hath confided the care of innumerable
+subjects, is it thus that thou fulfillest thy mission? Thy crimes are
+already completed, and art thou now hastening towards thy punishment?
+Thou knowest that beyond these mountains Eblis and his accursed Dives
+hold their infernal empire; and, seduced by a malignant phantom, thou art
+proceeding to surrender thyself to them! This moment is the last of
+grace allowed thee; abandon thy atrocious purpose; return; give back
+Nouronihar to her father, who still retains a few sparks of life; destroy
+thy tower with all its abominations; drive Carathis from thy councils; be
+just to thy subjects; respect the ministers of the Prophet; compensate
+for thy impieties by an exemplary life; and, instead of squandering thy
+days in voluptuous indulgence, lament thy crimes on the sepulchres of thy
+ancestors. Thou beholdest the clouds that obscure the sun; at the
+instant he recovers his splendour, if thy heart be not changed, the time
+of mercy assigned thee will be past for ever.”
+
+Vathek, depressed with fear, was on the point of prostrating himself at
+the feet of the shepherd, whom he perceived to be of a nature superior to
+man; but, his pride prevailing, he audaciously lifted his head, and,
+glancing at him one of his terrible looks, said: “Whoever thou art,
+withhold thy useless admonitions; thou wouldst either delude me, or art
+thyself deceived. If what I have done be so criminal as thou pretendest,
+there remains not for me a moment of grace; I have traversed a sea of
+blood to acquire a power which will make thy equals tremble; deem not
+that I shall retire when in view of the port, or that I will relinquish
+her who is dearer to me than either my life or thy mercy. Let the sun
+appear! let him illumine my career! it matters not where it may end.” On
+uttering these words, which made even the Genius shudder, Vathek threw
+himself into the arms of Nouronihar, and commanded that his horse should
+be forced back to the road.
+
+There was no difficulty in obeying these orders, for the attraction had
+ceased; the sun shone forth in all his glory, and the shepherd vanished
+with a lamentable scream.
+
+The fatal impression of the music of the Genius remained,
+notwithstanding, in the heart of Vathek’s attendants; they viewed each
+other with looks of consternation; at the approach of night almost all of
+them escaped, and of this numerous assemblage there only remained the
+chief of the eunuchs, some idolatrous slaves, Dilara and a few other
+women, who, like herself, were votaries of the religion of the Magi.
+
+The Caliph, fired with the ambition of prescribing laws to the
+Intelligences of Darkness, was but little embarrassed at this
+dereliction; the impetuosity of his blood prevented him from sleeping,
+nor did he encamp any more as before. Nouronihar, whose impatience, if
+possible, exceeded his own, importuned him to hasten his march, and
+lavished on him a thousand caresses to beguile all reflection; she
+fancied herself already more potent than Balkis, and pictured to her
+imagination the Genii falling prostrate at the foot of her throne. In
+this manner they advanced by moonlight, till they came within view of the
+two towering rocks that form a kind of portal to the valley, at whose
+extremity rose the vast ruins of Istakar. Aloft on the mountain
+glimmered the fronts of various royal mausoleums, the horror of which was
+deepened by the shadows of night. They passed through two villages
+almost deserted, the only inhabitants remaining being a few feeble old
+men, who, at the sight of horses and litters, fell upon their knees and
+cried out:
+
+“O Heaven! is it then by these phantoms that we have been for six months
+tormented? Alas! it was from the terror of these spectres and the noise
+beneath the mountains, that our people have fled, and left us at the
+mercy of maleficent spirits!”
+
+The Caliph, to whom these complaints were but unpromising auguries, drove
+over the bodies of these wretched old men, and at length arrived at the
+foot of the terrace of black marble; there he descended from his litter,
+handing down Nouronihar; both with beating hearts stared wildly around
+them, and expected with an apprehensive shudder the approach of the
+Giaour; but nothing as yet announced his appearance.
+
+A death-like stillness reigned over the mountain and through the air; the
+moon dilated on a vast platform the shades of the lofty columns, which
+reached from the terrace almost to the clouds; the gloomy watch-towers,
+whose numbers could not be counted, were veiled by no roof, and their
+capitals, of an architecture unknown in the records of the earth, served
+as an asylum for the birds of darkness, which, alarmed at the approach of
+such visitants, fled away croaking.
+
+The chief of the eunuchs, trembling with fear, besought Vathek that a
+fire might be kindled.
+
+“No!” replied he, “there is no time left to think of such trifles; abide
+where thou art, and expect my commands.”
+
+Having thus spoken, he presented his hand to Nouronihar, and, ascending
+the steps of a vast staircase, reached the terrace, which was flagged
+with squares of marble, and resembled a smooth expanse of water, upon
+whose surface not a leaf ever dared to vegetate; on the right rose the
+watch-towers, ranged before the ruins of an immense palace, whose walls
+were embossed with various figures; in front stood forth the colossal
+forms of four creatures, composed of the leopard and the griffin; and,
+though but of stone, inspired emotions of terror; near these were
+distinguished by the splendour of the moon, which streamed full on the
+place, characters like those on the sabres of the Giaour, that possessed
+the same virtue of changing every moment; these, after vacillating for
+some time, at last fixed in Arabic letters, and prescribed to the Caliph
+the following words:
+
+“Vathek! thou hast violated the conditions of my parchment, and deservest
+to be sent back; but, in favour to thy companion, and as the meed for
+what thou hast done to obtain it, EBLIS permitteth that the portal of his
+palace shall be opened, and the subterranean fire will receive thee into
+the number of its adorers.”
+
+He scarcely had read these words before the mountain against which the
+terrace was reared trembled, and the watch-towers were ready to topple
+headlong upon them; the rock yawned, and disclosed within it a staircase
+of polished marble that seemed to approach the abyss; upon each stair
+were planted two large torches, like those Nouronihar had seen in her
+vision, the camphorated vapour ascending from which gathered into a cloud
+under the hollow of the vault.
+
+This appearance, instead of terrifying, gave new courage to the daughter
+of Fakreddin. Scarcely deigning to bid adieu to the moon and the
+firmament, she abandoned without hesitation the pure atmosphere to plunge
+into these infernal exhalations. The gait of those impious personages
+was haughty and determined; as they descended by the effulgence of the
+torches they gazed on each other with mutual admiration, and both
+appeared so resplendent, that they already esteemed themselves spiritual
+Intelligences; the only circumstance that perplexed them was their not
+arriving at the bottom of the stairs; on hastening their descent with an
+ardent impetuosity, they felt their steps accelerated to such a degree,
+that they seemed not walking, but falling from a precipice. Their
+progress, however, was at length impeded by a vast portal of ebony, which
+the Caliph without difficulty recognised; here the Giaour awaited them
+with the key in his hand.
+
+“Ye are welcome,” said he to them, with a ghastly smile, “in spite of
+Mahomet and all his dependants. I will now admit you into that palace
+where you have so highly merited a place.”
+
+Whilst he was uttering these words he touched the enamelled lock with his
+key, and the doors at once expanded, with a noise still louder than the
+thunder of mountains, and as suddenly recoiled the moment they had
+entered.
+
+The Caliph and Nouronihar beheld each other with amazement, at finding
+themselves in a place which, though roofed with a vaulted ceiling, was so
+spacious and lofty that at first they took it for an immeasurable plain.
+But their eyes at length growing familiar to the grandeur of the objects
+at hand, they extended their view to those at a distance, and discovered
+rows of columns and arcades, which gradually diminished till they
+terminated in a point, radiant as the sun when he darts his last beams
+athwart the ocean; the pavement, strewed over with gold dust and saffron,
+exhaled so subtle an odour as almost overpowered them; they, however,
+went on, and observed an infinity of censers, in which ambergris and the
+wood of aloes were continually burning; between the several columns were
+placed tables, each spread with a profusion of viands, and wines of every
+species sparkling in vases of crystal. A throng of Genii and other
+fantastic spirits of each sex danced in troops, at the sound of music
+which issued from beneath.
+
+In the midst of this immense hall a vast multitude was incessantly
+passing, who severally kept their right hands on their hearts, without
+once regarding anything around them; they had all the livid paleness of
+death; their eyes, deep sunk in their sockets, resembled those phosphoric
+meteors that glimmer by night in places of interment. Some stalked
+slowly on, absorbed in profound reverie; some, shrieking with agony, ran
+furiously about, like tigers wounded with poisoned arrows; whilst others,
+grinding their teeth in rage, foamed along, more frantic than the wildest
+maniac. They all avoided each other, and, though surrounded by a
+multitude that no one could number, each wandered at random, unheedful of
+the rest, as if alone on a desert which no foot had trodden.
+
+Vathek and Nouronihar, frozen with terror at a sight so baleful, demanded
+of the Giaour what these appearances might mean, and why these ambulating
+spectres never withdrew their hands from their hearts.
+
+“Perplex not yourselves,” replied he bluntly, “with so much; at once you
+will soon be acquainted with all; let us haste and present you to Eblis.”
+
+They continued their way through the multitude but, notwithstanding their
+confidence at first, they were not sufficiently composed to examine with
+attention the various perspectives of halls and of galleries that opened
+on the right hand and left, which were all illuminated by torches and
+braziers, whose flames rose in pyramids to the centre of the vault. At
+length they came to a place where long curtains, brocaded with crimson
+and gold, fell from all parts in striking confusion; here the choirs and
+dances were heard no longer; the light which glimmered came from afar.
+
+After some time Vathek and Nouronihar perceived a gleam brightening
+through the drapery, and entered a vast tabernacle carpeted with the
+skins of leopards; an infinity of elders with streaming beards, and
+Afrits in complete armour, had prostrated themselves before the ascent of
+a lofty eminence, on the top of which, upon a globe of fire, sat the
+formidable Eblis. His person was that of a young man, whose noble and
+regular features seemed to have been tarnished by malignant vapours; in
+his large eyes appeared both pride and despair; his flowing hair retained
+some resemblance to that of an angel of light; in his hand, which thunder
+had blasted, he swayed the iron sceptre that causes the monster
+Ouranabad, the Afrits, and all the powers of the abyss to tremble; at his
+presence the heart of the Caliph sank within him, and for the first time
+he fell prostrate on his face. Nouronihar, however, though greatly
+dismayed, could not help admiring the person of Eblis; for she expected
+to have seen some stupendous giant. Eblis, with a voice more mild than
+might be imagined, but such as transfused through the soul the deepest
+melancholy, said:
+
+“Creatures of clay, I receive you into mine empire; ye are numbered
+amongst my adorers; enjoy whatever this palace affords; the treasures of
+the pre-adamite Sultans, their bickering sabres, and those talismans that
+compel the Dives to open the subterranean expanses of the mountain of
+Kaf, which communicate with these; there, insatiable as your curiosity
+may be, shall you find sufficient to gratify it; you shall possess the
+exclusive privilege of entering the fortress of Aherman, and the halls of
+Argenk, where are portrayed all creatures endowed with intelligence, and
+the various animals that inhabited the earth prior to the creation of
+that contemptible being whom ye denominate the Father of Mankind.”
+
+Vathek and Nouronihar, feeling themselves revived and encouraged by this
+harangue, eagerly said to the Giaour:
+
+“Bring us instantly to the place which contains these precious
+talismans.”
+
+“Come!” answered this wicked Dive, with his malignant grin, “come! and
+possess all that my sovereign hath promised, and more.”
+
+He then conducted them into a long aisle adjoining the tabernacle,
+preceding them with hasty steps, and followed by his disciples with the
+utmost alacrity. They reached, at length, a hall of great extent, and
+covered with a lofty dome, around which appeared fifty portals of bronze,
+secured with as many fastenings of iron; a funereal gloom prevailed over
+the whole scene; here, upon two beds of incorruptible cedar, lay
+recumbent the fleshless forms of the pre-adamite kings, who had been
+monarchs of the whole earth; they still possessed enough of life to be
+conscious of their deplorable condition; their eyes retained a melancholy
+motion; they regarded each other with looks of the deepest dejection;
+each holding his right hand motionless on his heart; at their feet were
+inscribed the events of their several reigns, their power, their pride,
+and their crimes; Soliman Raad, Soliman Daki, and Soliman Di Gian Ben
+Gian, who, after having chained up the Dives in the dark caverns of Kaf,
+became so presumptuous as to doubt of the Supreme Power; all these
+maintained great state, though not to be compared with the eminence of
+Soliman Ben Daoud.
+
+This king, so renowned for his wisdom, was on the loftiest elevation, and
+placed immediately under the dome; he appeared to possess more animation
+than the rest; though from time to time he laboured with profound sighs,
+and, like his companions, kept his right hand on his heart; yet his
+countenance was more composed, and he seemed to be listening to the
+sullen roar of a vast cataract, visible in part through the grated
+portals: this was the only sound that intruded on the silence of these
+doleful mansions. A range of brazen vases surrounded the elevation.
+
+“Remove the covers from these cabalistic depositories,” said the Giaour
+to Vathek, “and avail thyself of the talismans, which will break asunder
+all these gates of bronze; and not only render thee master of the
+treasures contained within them, but also of the spirits by which they
+are guarded.”
+
+The Caliph, whom this ominous preliminary had entirely disconcerted,
+approached the vases with faltering footsteps, and was ready to sink with
+terror when he heard the groans of Soliman. As he proceeded a voice from
+the livid lips of the Prophet articulated these words:
+
+“In my life-time I filled a magnificent throne, having on my right hand
+twelve thousand seats of gold, where the patriarchs and the prophets
+heard my doctrines; on my left the sages and doctors, upon as many
+thrones of silver, were present at all my decisions. Whilst I thus
+administered justice to innumerable multitudes, the birds of the air
+librating over me served as a canopy from the rays of the sun; my people
+flourished, and my palace rose to the clouds; I erected a temple to the
+Most High, which was the wonder of the universe; but I basely suffered
+myself to be seduced by the love of women, and a curiosity that could not
+be restrained by sublunary things; I listened to the counsels of Aherman
+and the daughter of Pharaoh, and adored fire and the hosts of heaven; I
+forsook the holy city, and commanded the Genii to rear the stupendous
+palace of Istakar, and the terrace of the watch-towers, each of which was
+consecrated to a star; there for a while I enjoyed myself in the zenith
+of glory and pleasure; not only men, but supernatural existences were
+subject also to my will. I began to think, as these unhappy monarchs
+around had already thought, that the vengeance of Heaven was asleep; when
+at once the thunder burst my structures asunder and precipitated me
+hither; where, however, I do not remain, like the other inhabitants,
+totally destitute of hope, for an angel of light hath revealed that, in
+consideration of the piety of my early youth, my woes shall come to an
+end when this cataract shall for ever cease to flow; till then I am in
+torments, ineffable torments! an unrelenting fire preys on my heart.”
+
+Having uttered this exclamation, Soliman raised his hands towards heaven,
+in token of supplication, and the Caliph discerned through his bosom,
+which was transparent as crystal, his heart enveloped in flames. At a
+sight so full of horror Nouronihar fell back, like one petrified, into
+the arms of Vathek, who cried out with a convulsive sob:
+
+“O Giaour! whither hast thou brought us? Allow us to depart, and I will
+relinquish all thou hast promised. O Mahomet! remains there no more
+mercy?”
+
+“None! none!” replied the malicious Dive. “Know, miserable prince! thou
+art now in the abode of vengeance and despair; thy heart also will be
+kindled, like those of the other votaries of Eblis. A few days are
+allotted thee previous to this fatal period; employ them as thou wilt;
+recline on these heaps of gold; command the Infernal Potentates; range at
+thy pleasure through these immense subterranean domains; no barrier shall
+be shut against thee; as for me, I have fulfilled my mission; I now leave
+thee to thyself.” At these words he vanished.
+
+The Caliph and Nouronihar remained in the most abject affliction; their
+tears unable to flow, scarcely could they support themselves. At length,
+taking each other despondingly by the hand, they went faltering from this
+fatal hall, indifferent which way they turned their steps; every portal
+opened at their approach; the Dives fell prostrate before them; every
+reservoir of riches was disclosed to their view; but they no longer felt
+the incentives of curiosity, pride, or avarice. With like apathy they
+heard the chorus of Genii, and saw the stately banquets prepared to
+regale them; they went wandering on from chamber to chamber, hall to
+hall, and gallery to gallery, all without bounds or limit, all
+distinguishable by the same lowering gloom, all adorned with the same
+awful grandeur, all traversed by persons in search of repose and
+consolation, but who sought them in vain; for every one carried within
+him a heart tormented in flames: shunned by these various sufferers, who
+seemed by their looks to be upbraiding the partners of their guilt, they
+withdrew from them to wait in direful suspense the moment which should
+render them to each other the like objects of terror.
+
+“What!” exclaimed Nouronihar; “will the time come when I shall snatch my
+hand from thine!”
+
+“Ah!” said Vathek; “and shall my eyes ever cease to drink from thine long
+draughts of enjoyment! Shall the moments of our reciprocal ecstasies be
+reflected on with horror? It was not thou that broughtest me hither; the
+principles by which Carathis perverted my youth have been the sole cause
+of my perdition!” Having given vent to these painful expressions, he
+called to an Afrit, who was stirring up one of the braziers, and bade him
+fetch the Princess Carathis from the palace of Samarah.
+
+After issuing these orders, the Caliph and Nouronihar continued walking
+amidst the silent crowd, till they heard voices at the end of the
+gallery; presuming them to proceed from some unhappy beings, who, like
+themselves, were awaiting their final doom, they followed the sound, and
+found it to come from a small square chamber, where they discovered
+sitting on sofas five young men of goodly figure, and a lovely female,
+who were all holding a melancholy conversation by the glimmering of a
+lonely lamp; each had a gloomy and forlorn air, and two of them were
+embracing each other with great tenderness. On seeing the Caliph and the
+daughter of Fakreddin enter, they arose, saluted, and gave them place;
+then he who appeared the most considerable of the group addressed himself
+thus to Vathek:
+
+“Strangers! who doubtless are in the same state of suspense with
+ourselves, as you do not yet bear your hands on your hearts, if you are
+come hither to pass the interval allotted previous to the infliction of
+our common punishment, condescend to relate the adventures that have
+brought you to this fatal place, and we in return will acquaint you with
+ours, which deserve but too well to be heard; we will trace back our
+crimes to their source, though we are not permitted to repent; this is
+the only employment suited to wretches like us!”
+
+The Caliph and Nouronihar assented to the proposal, and Vathek began, not
+without tears and lamentations, a sincere recital of every circumstance
+that had passed. When the afflicting narrative was closed, the young man
+entered on his own. Each person proceeded in order, and when the fourth
+prince had reached the midst of his adventures, a sudden noise
+interrupted him, which caused the vault to tremble and to open.
+
+Immediately a cloud descended, which gradually dissipating, discovered
+Carathis on the back of an Afrit, who grievously complained of his
+burden. She, instantly springing to the ground, advanced towards her
+son, and said:
+
+“What dost thou here in this little square chamber? As the Dives are
+become subject to thy beck, I expected to have found thee on the throne
+of the pre-adamite kings.”
+
+“Execrable woman!” answered the Caliph; “cursed be the day thou gavest me
+birth! go, follow this Afrit; let him conduct thee to the hall of the
+Prophet Soliman, there thou wilt learn to what these palaces are
+destined, and how much I ought to abhor the impious knowledge thou hast
+taught me.”
+
+“The height of power to which thou art arrived has certainly turned thy
+brain,” answered Carathis; “but I ask no more than permission to show my
+respect for the Prophet. It is, however, proper thou shouldest know,
+that (as the Afrit has informed me neither of us shall return to Samarah)
+I requested his permission to arrange my affairs, and he politely
+consented; availing myself, therefore, of the few moments allowed me, I
+set fire to the tower, and consumed in it the mutes, negresses, and
+serpents which have rendered me so much good service; nor should I have
+been less kind to Morakanabad, had he not prevented me by deserting at
+last to thy brother. As for Bababalouk, who had the folly to return to
+Samarah, and all the good brotherhood to provide husbands for thy wives,
+I undoubtedly would have put them to the torture, could I but have
+allowed them the time; being, however, in a hurry, I only hung him after
+having caught him in a snare with thy wives, whilst them I buried alive
+by the help of my negresses, who thus spent their last moments greatly to
+their satisfaction. With respect to Dilara, who ever stood high in my
+favour, she hath evinced the greatness of her mind by fixing herself near
+in the service of one of the Magi, and I think will soon be our own.”
+
+Vathek, too much cast down to express the indignation excited by such a
+discourse, ordered the Afrit to remove Carathis from his presence, and
+continued immersed in thought, which his companion durst not disturb.
+
+Carathis, however, eagerly entered the dome of Soliman, and, without
+regarding in the least the groans of the Prophet, undauntedly removed the
+covers of the vases, and violently seized on the talismans; then, with a
+voice more loud than had hitherto been heard within these mansions, she
+compelled the Dives to disclose to her the most secret treasures, the
+most profound stores, which the Afrit himself had not seen; she passed by
+rapid descents, known only to Eblis and his most favoured potentates, and
+thus penetrated the very entrails of the earth, where breathes the
+Sansar, or icy wind of death; nothing appalled her dauntless soul; she
+perceived, however, in all the inmates who bore their hands on their
+hearts a little singularity, not much to her taste. As she was emerging
+from one of the abysses, Eblis stood forth to her view; but,
+notwithstanding he displayed the full effulgence of his infernal majesty,
+she preserved her countenance unaltered, and even paid her compliments
+with considerable firmness.
+
+This superb monarch thus answered: “Princess, whose knowledge and whose
+crimes have merited a conspicuous rank in my empire, thou dost well to
+employ the leisure that remains; for the flames and torments, which are
+ready to seize on thy heart, will not fail to provide thee with full
+employment.” He said this, and was lost in the curtains of his
+tabernacle.
+
+Carathis paused for a moment with surprise; but, resolved to follow the
+advice of Eblis, she assembled all the choirs of Genii, and all the
+Dives, to pay her homage; thus marched she in triumph through a vapour of
+perfumes, amidst the acclamations of all the malignant spirits, with most
+of whom she had formed a previous acquaintance; she even attempted to
+dethrone one of the Solimans for the purpose of usurping his place, when
+a voice, proceeding from the abyss of Death, proclaimed, “All is
+accomplished!” Instantaneously the haughty forehead of the intrepid
+princess was corrugated with agony; she uttered a tremendous yell, and
+fixed, no more to be withdrawn, her right hand upon her heart, which was
+become a receptacle of eternal fire.
+
+In this delirium, forgetting all ambitious projects and her thirst for
+that knowledge which should ever be hidden from mortals, she overturned
+the offerings of the Genii, and, having execrated the hour she was
+begotten and the womb that had borne her, glanced off in a whirl that
+rendered her invisible, and continued to revolve without intermission.
+
+At almost the same instant the same voice announced to the Caliph,
+Nouronihar, the five princes, and the princess, the awful and irrevocable
+decree. Their hearts immediately took fire, and they at once lost the
+most precious of the gifts of Heaven—Hope. These unhappy beings recoiled
+with looks of the most furious distraction; Vathek beheld in the eyes of
+Nouronihar nothing but rage and vengeance, nor could she discern aught in
+his but aversion and despair. The two princes who were friends, and till
+that moment had preserved their attachment, shrank back, gnashing their
+teeth with mutual and unchangeable hatred. Kalilah and his sister made
+reciprocal gestures of imprecation, whilst the two other princes
+testified their horror for each other by the most ghastly convulsions,
+and screams that could not be smothered. All severally plunged
+themselves into the accursed multitude, there to wander in an eternity of
+unabating anguish.
+
+Such was, and such should be, the punishment of unrestrained passions and
+atrocious actions! Such is, and such should be, the chastisement of
+blind ambition, that would transgress those bounds which the Creator hath
+prescribed to human knowledge; and, by aiming at discoveries reserved for
+pure Intelligence, acquire that infatuated pride, which perceives not
+that the condition appointed to man is to be ignorant and humble.
+
+Thus the Caliph Vathek, who, for the sake of empty pomp and forbidden
+power, had sullied himself with a thousand crimes, became a prey to grief
+without end, and remorse without mitigation; whilst the humble and
+despised Gulchenrouz passed whole ages in undisturbed tranquillity, and
+the pure happiness of childhood.
+
+
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