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+Title: My Memories of Eighty Years
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+Author: Chauncey M. Depew
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MY MEMORIES OF EIGHTY YEARS ***
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+
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<H1 ALIGN="center">
+MY MEMORIES OF EIGHTY YEARS
+</H1>
+
+<BR>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+BY
+</H3>
+
+<H2 ALIGN="center">
+CHAUNCEY M. DEPEW
+</H2>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+ TO MY WIFE MAY PALMER DEPEW<BR>
+ THIS BOOK GREW FROM HER ENCOURAGEMENT<BR>
+</H3>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+FOREWORD
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+For many years my friends have insisted upon my putting in
+permanent form the incidents in my life which have interested
+them. It has been my good fortune to take part in history-making
+meetings and to know more or less intimately people prominent
+in world affairs in many countries. Every one so situated has
+a flood of recollections which pour out when occasion stirs the
+memory. Often the listeners wish these transcribed for their
+own use.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My classmate at Yale in the class of 1856, John D. Champlin, a man
+of letters and an accomplished editor, rescued from my own
+scattered records and newspaper files material for eight volumes.
+My secretary has selected and compiled for publication two volumes
+since. These are principally speeches, addresses, and contributions
+which have appeared in public. Several writers, without my
+knowledge, have selected special matter from these volumes
+and made books.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Andrew D. White, Senator Hoar, and Senator Foraker, with whom
+I was associated for years, have published full and valuable
+autobiographies. I do not attempt anything so elaborate or
+complete. Never having kept a diary, I am dependent upon a good
+memory. I have discarded the stories which could not well be
+published until long after I have joined the majority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I trust and earnestly hope there is nothing in these recollections
+which can offend anybody. It has been my object so to picture
+events and narrate stories as to illumine the periods through
+which I have passed for eighty-eight years, and the people whom
+I have known and mightily enjoyed.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+C.M.D.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<H2 ALIGN="center">
+CONTENTS
+</H2>
+
+<TABLE ALIGN="center" WIDTH="90%">
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">I.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap01">CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">II.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap02">IN PUBLIC LIFE</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">III.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap03">ABRAHAM LINCOLN</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">IV.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap04">GENERAL GRANT</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">V.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap05">ROSCOE CONKLING</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">VI.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap06">HORACE GREELEY</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">VII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap07">RUTHERFORD B. HAYES AND WILLIAM M. EVARTS</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">VIII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap08">GENERAL GARFIELD</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">IX.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap09">CHESTER A. ARTHUR</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">X.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap10">GROVER CLEVELAND</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XI.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap11">BENJAMIN HARRISON</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap12">JAMES G. BLAINE</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XIII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap13">WILLIAM McKINLEY</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XIV.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap14">THEODORE ROOSEVELT</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XV.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap15">UNITED STATES SENATE</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XVI.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap16">AMBASSADORS AND MINISTERS</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XVII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap17">GOVERNORS OF NEW YORK STATE</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XVIII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap18">FIFTY-SIX YEARS WITH THE NEW YORK CENTRAL RAILROAD COMPANY</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XIX.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap19">RECOLLECTIONS FROM ABROAD</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XX.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap20">ORATORS AND CAMPAIGN SPEAKERS</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XXI.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap21">NATIONAL REPUBLICAN CONVENTIONS</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XXII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap22">JOURNALISTS AND FINANCIERS</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XXIII.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap23">ACTORS AND MEN OF LETTERS</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">XXIV.&nbsp;&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+<A HREF="#chap24">SOCIETIES AND PUBLIC BANQUETS</A></TD>
+</TR>
+
+<TR>
+<TD ALIGN="right" VALIGN="top">&nbsp;</TD>
+<TD ALIGN="left" VALIGN="top">
+INDEX [not included]</TD>
+</TR>
+
+</TABLE>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<H1 ALIGN="center">
+MY MEMORIES OF EIGHTY YEARS
+</H1>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap01"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+I. CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+It has occurred to me that some reminiscences of a long life
+would be of interest to my family and friends.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My memory goes back for more than eighty years. I recall
+distinctly when about five years old my mother took me to the
+school of Mrs. Westbrook, wife of the well-known pastor of the
+Dutch Reformed church, who had a school in her house, within
+a few doors. The lady was a highly educated woman, and her
+husband, Doctor Westbrook, a man of letters as well as a preacher.
+He specialized in ancient history, and the interest he aroused
+in Roman and Greek culture and achievements has continued with me
+ever since.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The village of Peekskill at that time had between two and three
+thousand inhabitants. Its people were nearly all Revolutionary
+families who had settled there in colonial times. There had been
+very little immigration either from other States or abroad;
+acquaintance was universal, and in the activities of the churches
+there was general co-operation among the members. Church
+attendance was so unanimous that people, young or old, who failed
+to be in their accustomed places on Sunday felt the disapproval
+of the community.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Social activities of the village were very simple, but very
+delightful and healthful. There were no very rich nor very poor.
+Nearly every family owned its own house or was on the way to
+acquire one. Misfortune of any kind aroused common interest
+and sympathy. A helping hand of neighborliness was always extended
+to those in trouble or distress. Peekskill was a happy community
+and presented conditions of life and living of common interest,
+endeavor, and sympathy not possible in these days of restless
+crowds and fierce competition.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Peekskill Academy was the dominant educational institution,
+and drew students not only from the village but from a distance.
+It fitted them for college, and I was a student there for about
+twelve years. The academy was a character-making institution,
+though it lacked the thoroughness of the New England preparatory
+schools. Its graduates entering into the professions or business
+had an unusual record of success in life. I do not mean that they
+accumulated great fortunes, but they acquired independence and were
+prominent and useful citizens in all localities where they settled.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I graduated from the Peekskill Academy in 1852. I find on the
+programme of the exercises of that day, which some old student
+preserved, that I was down for several original speeches, while
+the other boys had mainly recitations. Apparently my teachers
+had decided to develop any oratorical talent I might possess.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I entered Yale in 1852 and graduated in 1856. The college of that
+period was very primitive compared with the university to which
+it has grown. Our class of ninety-seven was regarded as unusually
+large. The classics and mathematics, Greek and Latin, were the
+dominant features of instruction. Athletics had not yet appeared,
+though rowing and boat-racing came in during my term. The
+outstanding feature of the institution was the literary societies:
+the Linonia and the Brothers of Unity. The debates at the weekly
+meetings were kept up and maintained upon a high and efficient
+plane. Both societies were practically deliberative bodies and
+discussed with vigor the current questions of the day. Under this
+training Yale sent out an unusual number of men who became
+eloquent preachers, distinguished physicians, and famous lawyers.
+While the majority of students now on leaving college enter business
+or professions like engineering, which is allied to business,
+at that time nearly every young man was destined for the ministry,
+law, or medicine. My own class furnished two of the nine judges
+of the Supreme Court of the United States, and a large majority
+of those who were admitted to the bar attained judicial honors.
+It is a singular commentary on the education of that time that the
+students who won the highest honors and carried off the college
+prizes, which could only be done by excelling in Latin, Greek,
+and mathematics, were far outstripped in after-life by their
+classmates who fell below their high standard of collegiate
+scholarship but were distinguished for an all-around interest
+in subjects not features in the college curriculum.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My classmates, Justice David J. Brewer and Justice Henry Billings Brown,
+were both eminent members of the Supreme Court of the United States.
+Brewer was distinguished for the wide range of his learning and
+illuminating addresses on public occasions. He was bicentennial
+orator of the college and a most acceptable one. Wayne MacVeagh,
+afterwards attorney-general of the United States, one of the leaders
+of the bar, also one of the most brilliant orators of his time,
+was in college with me, though not a classmate. Andrew D. White,
+whose genius, scholarship, and organization enabled Ezra Cornell
+to found Cornell University, was another of my college mates.
+He became one of the most famous of our diplomats and the author
+of many books of permanent value. My friendship with MacVeagh
+and White continued during their lives, that is, for nearly sixty
+years. MacVeagh was one of the readiest and most attractive of
+speakers I ever knew. He had a very sharp and caustic wit, which
+made him exceedingly popular as an after-dinner speaker and as a
+host in his own house. He made every evening when he entertained,
+for those who were fortunate enough to be his guests, an occasion
+memorable in their experience.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+John Mason Brown, of Kentucky, became afterwards the leader of
+the bar in his State, and was about to receive from President Harrison
+an appointment as justice of the Supreme Court when he died
+suddenly. If he had been appointed it would have been a remarkable
+circumstance that three out of nine judges of the greatest of
+courts, an honor which is sought by every one of the hundreds
+of thousands of lawyers in the United States, should have been
+from the same college and the same class.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The faculty lingers in my memory, and I have the same reverence
+and affection for its members, though sixty-five years out of
+college, that I had the day I graduated. Our president,
+Theodore D. Woolsey, was a wonderful scholar and a most inspiring
+teacher. Yale has always been fortunate in her presidents, and
+peculiarly so in Professor Woolsey. He had personal distinction,
+and there was about him an air of authority and reserved power
+which awed the most radical and rebellious student, and at the
+same time he had the respect and affection of all. In his
+historical lectures he had a standard joke on the Chinese, the
+narration of which amused him the more with each repetition. It
+was that when a Chinese army was beleaguered and besieged in a
+fortress their provisions gave out and they decided to escape.
+They selected a very dark night, threw open the gates, and as
+they marched out each soldier carried a lighted lantern.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the faculty were several professors of remarkable force and
+originality. The professor of Greek, Mr. Hadley, father of the
+distinguished ex-president of Yale, was more than his colleagues
+in the thought and talk of the undergraduates. His learning and
+pre-eminence in his department were universally admitted. He had a
+caustic wit and his sayings were the current talk of the campus.
+He maintained discipline, which was quite lax in those days, by
+the exercise of this ability. Some of the boys once drove a calf
+into the recitation-room. Professor Hadley quietly remarked:
+"You will take out that animal. We will get along to-day with
+our usual number." It is needless to say that no such experiment
+was ever repeated.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At one time there was brought up in the faculty meeting a report
+that one of the secret societies was about to bore an artesian
+well in the cellar of their club house. It was suggested that such
+an extraordinary expense should be prohibited. Professor Hadley
+closed the discussion and laughed out the subject by saying from
+what he knew of the society, if it would hold a few sessions over
+the place where the artesian well was projected, the boring would
+be accomplished without cost. The professor was a sympathetic
+and very wise adviser to the students. If any one was in trouble
+he would always go to him and give most helpful relief.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Professor Larned inspired among the students a discriminating
+taste for the best English literature and an ardent love for its
+classics. Professor Thacher was one of the most robust and
+vigorous thinkers and teachers of his period. He was a born
+leader of men, and generation after generation of students who
+graduated carried into after-life the effects of his teaching and
+personality. We all loved Professor Olmstead, though we were not
+vitally interested in his department of physics and biology. He
+was a purist in his department, and so confident of his principles
+that he thought it unnecessary to submit them to practical tests.
+One of the students, whose room was immediately over that of
+the professor, took up a plank from the flooring, and by boring
+a very small hole in the ceiling found that he could read the
+examination papers on the professor's desk. The information
+of this reaching the faculty, the professor was asked if he had
+examined the ceiling. He said that was unnecessary, because
+he had measured the distance between the ceiling and the surface
+of his desk and found that the line of vision connected so far
+above that nothing could be read on the desk.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Timothy Dwight, afterwards president, was then a tutor. Learning,
+common sense, magnetism, and all-around good-fellowship were
+wonderfully united in President Dwight. He was the most popular
+instructor and best loved by the boys. He had a remarkable talent
+for organization, which made him an ideal president. He possessed
+the rare faculty of commanding and convincing not only the students
+but his associates in the faculty and the members of the corporation
+when discussing and deciding upon business propositions and
+questions of policy.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The final examinations over, commencement day arrived. The
+literary exercises and the conferring of degrees took place in the
+old Center Church. I was one of the speakers and selected for
+my subject "The Hudson River and Its Traditions." I was saturated
+from early association and close investigation and reading with the
+crises of the Revolutionary War, which were successfully decided
+on the patriots' side on the banks of the Hudson. I lived near
+Washington Irving, and his works I knew by heart, especially
+the tales which gave to the Hudson a romance like the Rhine's.
+The subject was new for an academic stage, and the speech made
+a hit. Nevertheless, it was the saddest and most regretful day of
+my life when I left Yale.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My education, according to the standard of the time, was completed,
+and my diploma was its evidence. It has been a very interesting
+question with me how much the academy and the college contributed
+to that education. Their discipline was necessary and their
+training essential. Four years of association with the faculty,
+learned, finely equipped, and sympathetic, was a wonderful help.
+The free associations of the secret and debating societies, the
+campus, and the sports were invaluable, and the friendships formed
+with congenial spirits added immensely to the pleasures and
+compensations of a long life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In connection with this I may add that, as it has been my lot
+in the peculiar position which I have occupied for more than
+half a century as counsel and adviser for a great corporation
+and its creators and the many successful men of business who
+have surrounded them, I have learned to know how men who have
+been denied in their youth the opportunities for education feel
+when they are in possession of fortunes, and the world seems
+at their feet. Then they painfully recognize their limitations,
+then they know their weakness, then they understand that there
+are things which money cannot buy, and that there are gratifications
+and triumphs which no fortune can secure. The one lament of all
+those men has been: "Oh, if I had been educated I would sacrifice
+all that I have to obtain the opportunities of the college, to be
+able to sustain not only conversation and discussion with the
+educated men with whom I come in contact, but competent also
+to enjoy what I see is a delight to them beyond anything which
+I know."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+But I recall gratefully other influences quite as important to
+one's education. My father was a typical business man, one of
+the pioneers of river transportation between our village and
+New York, and also a farmer and a merchant. He was a stern man
+devoted to his family, and, while a strict disciplinarian, very
+fond of his children.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My mother was a woman of unusual intellect bordering upon genius.
+There were no means of higher education at that period, but her
+father, who was an eminent lawyer, and her grandfather, a judge,
+finding her so receptive, educated her with the care that was
+given to boys who were intended for a professional life. She was
+well versed in the literature of the time of Queen Elizabeth and
+Queen Anne, and, with a retentive memory, knew by heart many
+of the English classics. She wrote well, but never for publication.
+Added to these accomplishments were rare good sense and prophetic
+vision. The foundation and much of the superstructure of all that
+I have and all that I am were her work. She was a rigid Calvinist,
+and one of her many lessons has been of inestimable comfort to
+me. Several times in my life I have met with heavy misfortunes
+and what seemed irreparable losses. I have returned home to find
+my mother with wise advice and suggestions ready to devote herself
+to the reconstruction of my fortune, and to brace me up. She
+always said what she thoroughly believed: "My son, this which
+you think so great a calamity is really divine discipline.
+The Lord has sent it to you for your own good, because in His
+infinite wisdom He saw that you needed it. I am absolutely
+certain that if you submit instead of repining and protesting,
+if you will ask with faith and proper spirit for guidance and
+help, they both will come to you and with greater blessings than
+you ever had before." That faith of my mother inspired and
+intensified my efforts and in every instance her predictions
+proved true.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Every community has a public-spirited citizen who unselfishly
+devotes himself or herself to the public good. That citizen of
+Peekskill in those early days was Doctor James Brewer. He had
+accumulated a modest competence sufficient for his simple needs
+as bachelor. He was either the promoter or among the leaders of
+all the movements for betterment of the town. He established
+a circulating library upon most liberal terms, and it became an
+educational institution of benefit. The books were admirably
+selected, and the doctor's advice to readers was always available.
+His taste ran to the English classics, and he had all the standard
+authors in poetry, history, fiction, and essay.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+No pleasure derived in reading in after-years gave me such delight
+as the Waverley Novels. I think I read through that library and
+some of it several times over.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The excitement as the novels of Dickens and Thackeray began
+to appear equalled almost the enthusiasm of a political campaign.
+Each one of those authors had ardent admirers and partisans.
+The characters of Dickens became household companions. Every one
+was looking for the counterpart of Micawber or Sam Weller, Pecksniff
+or David Copperfield, and had little trouble in finding them either
+in the family circle or among the neighbors.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Dickens's lectures in New York, which consisted of readings from
+his novels, were an event which has rarely been duplicated for
+interest. With high dramatic ability he brought out before the
+audience the characters from his novels with whom all were
+familiar. Every one in the crowd had an idealistic picture in
+his mind of the actors of the story. It was curious to note that
+the presentation which the author gave coincided with the idea
+of the majority of his audience. I was fresh from the country
+but had with me that evening a rather ultra-fashionable young
+lady. She said she was not interested in the lecture because
+it represented the sort of people she did not know and never
+expected to meet; they were a very common lot. In her subsequent
+career in this country and abroad she had to her credit three
+matrimonial adventures and two divorces, but none of her husbands
+were of the common lot.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Speaking of Dickens, one picture remains indelibly pressed upon
+my memory. It was the banquet given him at which Horace Greeley
+presided. Everybody was as familiar with Mr. Pickwick and his
+portrait by Cruikshank in Dickens's works as with one's father.
+When Mr. Greeley arose to make the opening speech and introduce
+the guest of the evening, his likeness to this portrait of Pickwick
+was so remarkable that the whole audience, including Mr. Dickens,
+shouted their delight in greeting an old and well-beloved friend.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Another educational opportunity came in my way because one of
+my uncles was postmaster of the village. Through his post-office
+came several high-class magazines and foreign reviews. There
+was no rural delivery in those days, and the mail could only be
+had on personal application, and the result was that the subscribers
+of these periodicals frequently left them a long time before they
+were called for. I was an omnivorous reader of everything
+available, and as a result these publications, especially the
+foreign reviews, became a fascinating source of information and
+culture. They gave from the first minds of the century criticisms
+of current literature and expositions of political movements and
+public men which became of infinite value in after-years.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Another unincorporated and yet valuable school was the frequent
+sessions at the drug store of the elder statesmen of the village.
+On certain evenings these men, representing most of the activities
+of the village, would avail themselves of the hospitable chairs
+about the stove and discuss not only local matters but the general
+conditions of the country, some of them revolving about the
+constitutionality of various measures which had been proposed
+and enacted into laws. They nearly all related to slavery,
+the compromise measures, the introduction of slaves into new
+territories, the fugitive slave law, and were discussed with much
+intelligence and information. The boys heard them talked about
+in their homes and were eager listeners on the outskirts of this
+village congress. Such institutions are not possible except in the
+universal acquaintance, fellowship, and confidences of village
+and country life. They were the most important factors in forming
+that public opinion, especially among the young, which supported
+Mr. Lincoln in his successful efforts to save the Union at whatever
+cost.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A few days after returning home from Yale I entered the office
+of Edward Wells, a lawyer of the village, as a student. Mr. Wells
+had attained high rank in his profession, was a profound student
+of the law, and had a number of young men, fitting them for the
+bar under his direction.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was admitted to the bar in 1858, and immediately opened an
+office in the village. My first client was a prosperous farmer
+who wanted an opinion on a rather complicated question. I prepared
+the case with great care. He asked me what my fee was, and
+I told him five dollars. He said: "A dollar and seventy-five is
+enough for a young lawyer like you." Subsequently he submitted
+the case to one of the most eminent lawyers in New York, who
+came to the same conclusion and charged him five hundred dollars.
+On account of this gentleman's national reputation the farmer
+thought that fee was very reasonable. In subsequent years I have
+received several very large retainers, but none of them gave so
+much satisfaction as that dollar and seventy-five cents, which I had
+actually earned after having been so long dependent on my father.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After some years of private practice Commodore Vanderbilt sent
+for me and offered the attorneyship for the New York and Harlem
+Railroad. I had just been nominated and confirmed United States
+minister to Japan. The appointment was a complete surprise to me,
+as I was not an applicant for any federal position. The salary was
+seven thousand five hundred dollars and an outfit of nine thousand.
+The commodore's offer of the attorneyship for the Harlem Railroad,
+which was his first venture in railroading, was far less than
+the salary as minister. When I said this to the commodore, he
+remarked: "Railroads are the career for a young man; there is
+nothing in politics. Don't be a damned fool." That decided me,
+and on the 1st of January, 1921, I rounded out fifty-five years in
+the railway service of this corporation and its allied lines.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Nothing has impressed me more than little things, and apparently
+immaterial ones, which have influenced the careers of many people.
+My father and his brothers, all active business men, were also
+deeply interested in politics, not on the practical side but in
+policies and governmental measures. They were uncompromising
+Democrats of the most conservative type; they believed that
+interference with slavery of any kind imperilled the union of
+the States, and that the union of the States was the sole salvation
+of the perpetuity of the republic and its liberties. I went to
+Yale saturated with these ideas. Yale was a favorite college
+for Southern people. There was a large element from the
+slaveholding States among the students. It was so considerable
+that these Southerners withdrew from the great debating societies
+of the college and formed a society of their own, which they
+called the Calliopean. Outside of these Southerners there were
+very few Democrats among the students, and I came very near being
+drawn into the Calliopean, but happily escaped.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The slavery question in all its phases of fugitive slave law and
+its enforcement, the extension of slavery into the new territories,
+or its prohibition, and of the abolition of the institution by
+purchase or confiscation were subjects of discussion on the campus,
+in the literary societies, and in frequent lectures in the halls in
+New Haven by the most prominent and gifted speakers and advocates.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+That was a period when even in the most liberal churches the pulpit
+was not permitted to preach politics, and slavery was pre-eminently
+politics. But according to an old New England custom, the pastor
+was given a free hand on Thanksgiving Day to unburden his mind
+of everything which had been bubbling and seething there for
+a year. One of the most eminent and eloquent of New England
+preachers was the Reverend Doctor Bacon, of Center Church,
+New Haven. His Thanksgiving sermon was an event eagerly anticipated
+by the whole college community. He was violently anti-slavery.
+His sermons were not only intently listened to but widely read,
+and their effect in promoting anti-slavery sentiment was very great.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The result of several years of these associations and discussions
+converted me, and I became a Republican on the principles
+enunciated in the first platform of the party in 1856. When I came
+home from Yale the situation in the family became very painful,
+because my father was an intense partisan. He had for his party
+both faith and love, and was shocked and grieved at his son's
+change of principles. He could not avoid constantly discussing
+the question, and was equally hurt either by opposition or silence.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap02"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+II. IN PUBLIC LIFE
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The campaign of 1856 created an excitement in our village which
+had never been known since the Revolutionary War. The old
+families who had been settled there since colonial days were
+mainly pro-slavery and Democratic, while the Republican party was
+recruited very largely from New England men and in a minority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Several times in our national political campaigns there has been
+one orator who drew audiences and received public attention and
+reports in the newspapers beyond all other speakers. On the
+Democratic side during that period Horatio Seymour was pre-eminent.
+On the Republican side in the State of New York the attractive
+figure was George William Curtis. His books were very popular,
+his charming personality, the culture and the elevation of his
+speeches put him in a class by himself.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Republicans of the village were highly elated when they had
+secured the promise of Mr. Curtis to speak at their most important
+mass meeting. The occasion drew together the largest audience
+the village had known, composed not only of residents but many from
+a distance. The committee of arrangements finally reported to
+the waiting audience that the last train had arrived, but
+Mr. Curtis had not come.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It suddenly occurred to the committee that it would be a good
+thing to call a young recruit from a well-known Democratic family
+and publicly commit him. First came the invitation, then the
+shouting, and when I arose they cried "platform," and I was
+escorted to the platform, but had no idea of making a speech.
+My experience for years at college and at home had saturated me
+with the questions at issue in all their aspects. From a full
+heart, and a sore one, I poured out a confession of faith.
+I thought I had spoken only a few minutes, but found afterwards
+that it was over an hour. The local committee wrote to the State
+committee about the meeting, and in a few days I received a letter
+from the chairman of the State committee inviting me to fill
+a series of engagements covering the whole State of New York.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The campaign of 1856 differed from all others in memory of men
+then living. The issues between the parties appealed on the
+Republican side to the young. There had grown up among the young
+voters an intense hostility to slavery. The moral force of the
+arguments against the institution captured them. They had no
+hostility to the South, nor to the Southern slaveholders; they
+regarded their position as an inheritance, and were willing to
+help on the lines of Mr. Lincoln's original idea of purchasing
+the slaves and freeing them. But the suggestion had no friends
+among the slaveholders. These young men believed that any
+extension or strengthening of the institution would be disastrous
+to the country. The threatened dissolution of the Union, secession,
+or rebellion did not frighten them.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Political conventions are the most interesting of popular gatherings.
+The members have been delegated by their fellow citizens to
+represent them, and they are above the average in intelligence,
+political information of conditions in the State and nation, as
+the convention represents the State or the republic. The belief
+that they are generally boss-governed is a mistake. The party
+leader, sometimes designated as boss, invariably consults with
+the strongest men there are in the convention before he arrives
+at a decision. He is generally successful, because he has so well
+prepared the way, and his own judgment is always modified and
+frequently changed in these conferences.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In 1858 I had the first sensation of the responsibility of public
+office. I was not an applicant for the place; in fact, knew
+nothing about it until I was elected a delegate to the Republican
+State convention from the third assembly district of Westchester
+County. The convention was held at Syracuse. The Westchester
+delegates arrived late at night or, rather, early in the morning,
+and we came to the hotel with large numbers of other delegates
+from different sections who had arrived on the same train. It was
+two o'clock, but the State leader, Thurlow Weed, was in the lobby
+of the hotel to greet the delegates. He said to me: "You are
+from Peekskill. With whom are you studying law?" I answered:
+"With Judge William Nelson." "Oh," he remarked, "I remember
+Judge Nelson well. He was very active in the campaign of 1828."
+It was a feat of memory to thus recall the usefulness of a local
+politician thirty years before. I noticed, as each delegate was
+introduced, that Mr. Weed had some neighborhood recollections
+of the man which put a tag on him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The next day, as we met the leader, he recalled us by name, the
+places where we lived, and the districts represented. Mr. Blaine
+was the only other man I ever met or knew who possessed this
+extraordinary gift for party leadership.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was a revolt in the convention among the young members,
+who had a candidate of their own. Mr. Weed's candidate for
+governor was Edwin D. Morgan, a successful New York merchant,
+who had made a good record as a State senator. I remember one
+of Mr. Weed's arguments was that the Democrats were in power
+everywhere and could assess their office-holders, while the
+Republicans would have to rely for campaign funds upon voluntary
+contributions, which would come nowhere so freely as from Mr. Morgan
+and his friends. When the convention met Mr. Weed had won over
+a large majority of the delegates for his candidate. It was
+a triumph not only of his skill but of his magnetism, which were
+always successfully exerted upon a doubtful member.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was elected to the assembly, the popular branch of the New York
+Legislature, in 1861. I was nominated during an absence from
+the State, without being a candidate or knowing of it until my
+return. Of course, I could expect nothing from my father, and
+my own earnings were not large, so I had to rely upon a personal
+canvass of a district which had been largely spoiled by rich
+candidates running against each other and spending large amounts
+of money. I made a hot canvass, speaking every day, and with
+an investment of less than one hundred dollars for travel and
+other expenses I was triumphantly elected.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+By far the most interesting member of the legislature was the
+speaker, Henry J. Raymond. He was one of the most remarkable
+men I ever met. During the session I became intimate with him,
+and the better I knew him the more I became impressed with his
+genius, the variety of his attainments, the perfection of his
+equipment, and his ready command of all his powers and resources.
+Raymond was then editor of the New York Times and contributed
+a leading article every day. He was the best debater we had
+and the most convincing. I have seen him often, when some other
+member was in the chair of the committee of the whole, and we were
+discussing a critical question, take his seat on the floor and
+commence writing an editorial. As the debate progressed, he would
+rise and participate. When he had made his point, which he always
+did with directness and lucidity, he would resume writing his
+editorial. The debate would usually end with Mr. Raymond carrying
+his point and also finishing his editorial, an example which seems
+to refute the statement of metaphysicians that two parts of the mind
+cannot work at the same time.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Two years afterwards, when I was secretary of state, I passed much
+of my time at Saratoga, because it was so near Albany. Mr. Raymond
+was also there writing the "Life of Abraham Lincoln." I breakfasted
+with him frequently and found that he had written for an hour or
+more before breakfast. He said to me in explanation that if one
+would take an hour before breakfast every morning and concentrate
+his mind upon his subject, he would soon fill a library.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Raymond had been as a young man a reporter in the United States
+Senate. He told me that, while at that time there was no system
+of shorthand or stenography, he had devised a crude one for
+himself, by which he could take down accurately any address of
+a deliberate speaker.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Daniel Webster, the most famous orator our country has ever
+produced, was very deliberate in his utterances. He soon discovered
+Raymond's ability, and for several years he always had Raymond
+with him, and once said to him: "Except for you, the world would
+have very few of my speeches. Your reports have preserved them."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Raymond told me this story of Mr. Webster's remarkable memory.
+Once he said to Mr. Webster: "You never use notes and apparently
+have made no preparation, yet you are the only speaker I report
+whose speeches are perfect in structure, language, and rhetoric.
+How is this possible?" Webster replied: "It is my memory. I can
+prepare a speech, revise and correct it in my memory, and then
+deliver the corrected speech exactly as finished." I have known
+most of the great orators of the world, but none had any approach
+to a faculty like this, though several could repeat after second
+reading the speech which they had prepared.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In 1862 I was candidate for re-election to the assembly. Political
+conditions had so changed that they were almost reversed. The
+enthusiasm of the war which had carried the Republicans into power
+the year before had been succeeded by general unrest. Our armies
+had been defeated, and industrial and commercial depression
+was general.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The leader of the Democratic Party in the State was Dean Richmond.
+He was one of those original men of great brain-power, force, and
+character, knowledge of men, and executive ability, of which that
+period had a number. From the humblest beginning he had worked
+his way in politics to the leadership of his party, to the presidency
+of the greatest corporation in the State, the New York Central
+Railroad Company, and in his many and successful adventures
+had accumulated a fortune. His foresight was almost a gift of
+prophecy, and his judgment was rarely wrong. He believed that
+the disasters in the field and the bad times at home could be
+charged up to the Lincoln administration and lead to a Democratic
+victory. He also believed that there was only one man in the party
+whose leadership would surely win, and that man was Horatio Seymour.
+But Seymour had higher ambitions than the governorship of New York
+and was very reluctant to run. Nevertheless, he could not resist
+Richmond's insistence that he must sacrifice himself, if necessary,
+to save the party.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Republicans nominated General James W. Wadsworth for governor.
+Wadsworth had enlisted at the beginning of the war and made a most
+brilliant record, both as a fighting soldier and administrator.
+The Republican party was sharply divided between radicals who
+insisted on immediate emancipation of the slaves, and conservatives
+who thought the time had not yet arrived for such a revolution.
+The radicals were led by Horace Greeley, and the conservatives
+by Thurlow Weed and Henry J. Raymond.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Horatio Seymour made a brilliant canvass. He had no equal in the
+State in either party in charm of personality and attractive
+oratory. He united his party and brought to its ranks all the
+elements of unrest and dissatisfaction with conditions, military
+and financial. While General Wadsworth was an ideal candidate,
+he failed to get the cordial and united support of his party.
+He represented its progressive tendencies as expressed and
+believed by President Lincoln, and was hostile to reaction.
+Under these conditions Governor Seymour carried the State.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The election had reversed the overwhelming Republican majority
+in the legislature of the year before by making the assembly a tie.
+I was re-elected, but by reduced majority. The assembly being
+a tie, it was several weeks before it could organize. I was the
+candidate in the caucus of the Republican members for speaker,
+but after the nomination one of the members, named Bemus, threatened
+to bolt and vote for the Democratic candidate unless his candidate,
+Sherwood, was made the nominee. So many believed that Bemus
+would carry out his threat, which would give the organization of
+the House to the Democrats by one majority, that I withdrew in
+favor of Sherwood. After voting hopelessly in a deadlock, day
+after day for a long period, a caucus of the Republican members
+was called, at which Sherwood withdrew, and on his motion I was
+nominated as the party candidate for speaker.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the night a Democratic member, T.C. Callicot, of Kings County,
+came to my bedroom and said: "My ambition in life is to be speaker
+of the assembly. Under the law the legislature cannot elect
+the United States senator unless each House has first made a
+nomination, then the Senate and the House can go into joint
+convention, and a majority of that convention elect a senator.
+You Republicans have a majority in the Senate, so that if the
+House nominates, the legislature can go into joint convention
+and elect a Republican senator. As long as the House remains
+a tie this cannot be done. Now, what I propose is just this:
+Before we meet tomorrow morning, if you will call your members
+together and nominate me for speaker, the vote of your party and
+I voting for myself will elect me. Then I will agree to name
+General Dix, a Democrat, for United States senator, and if your
+people will all vote with me for him he will be the assembly
+nominee. The Senate has already nominated Governor Morgan.
+So the next day the legislature can go into joint convention and,
+having a Republican majority, elect Governor Morgan United States
+senator." I told Mr. Callicot that I would present the matter
+to my party associates.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the early morning Saxton Smith and Colonel John Van Buren,
+two of the most eminent Democrats in the State and members of
+the legislature, came to me and said: "We know what Callicot
+has proposed. Now, if you will reject that proposition we will
+elect you speaker practically unanimously."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This assured my election for the speakership. I had a great
+ambition to be on that roll of honor, and as I would have been
+the youngest man ever elected to the position, my youth added
+to the distinction. On the other hand, the government at Washington
+needed an experienced senator of its own party, like Edwin D. Morgan,
+who had been one of the ablest and most efficient of war governors,
+both in furnishing troops and helping the credit of the country.
+I finally decided to surrender the speakership for myself to gain
+the senatorship for my party. I had difficulty in persuading my
+associates, but they finally agreed. Callicot was elected speaker
+and Edwin D. Morgan United States senator.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The event was so important and excited so much interest, both in
+the State and in the country, that representative men came to
+Albany in great numbers. The rejoicing and enthusiasm were intense
+at having secured so unexpectedly a United States Senator for
+the support of Mr. Lincoln's administration.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+That night they all united in giving me a reception in the ballroom
+of the hotel. There was a flood of eulogistic and prophetic
+oratory. I was overwhelmed with every form of flattery and
+applause, for distinguished service to the party. By midnight
+I had been nominated and elected Governor of the State, and an hour
+later I was already a United States senator. Before the morning
+hour the presidency of the United States was impatiently waiting
+for the time when I would be old enough to be eligible. All this
+was soon forgotten. It is a common experience of the instability
+of promises and hopes which come from gratified and happy
+enthusiasts, and how soon they are dissipated like a dream! I have
+seen many such instances, and from this early experience deeply
+sympathize with the disillusionized hero.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Democrats of the assembly and also of the State were determined
+that Mr. Callicot should not enjoy the speakership. They started
+investigations in the House and movements in the courts to prevent
+him from taking his seat. The result was that I became acting
+speaker and continued as such until Mr. Callicot had defeated
+his enemies and taken his place as speaker in the latter part of
+the session.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was also chairman of the committee of ways and means and the
+leader of the House. The budget of my committee was larger than
+usual on account of the expenses of the war. It was about seven
+million dollars. It created much more excitement and general
+discussion than does the present budget of one hundred and forty
+millions. The reason is the difference in conditions and public
+necessities of the State of New York in the winter of 1863 and
+now. It is also partly accounted for by the fact that the expenses
+of the State had then to be met by a real-estate tax which affected
+everybody, while now an income tax has been adopted which is
+capable of unlimited expansion and invites limitless extravagance
+because of the comparatively few interested.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Eighteen hundred and sixty-three was an eventful year; the early
+part was full of gloom and unrest. Horatio Seymour, as governor,
+violently antagonized President Lincoln and his policies. Seymour
+was patriotic and very able, but he was so saturated with State
+rights and strict construction of the Constitution that it marred
+his judgment and clouded his usually clear vision. In the critical
+situation of the country Mr. Lincoln saw the necessity of support
+of the State of New York. The president said: "The governor has
+greater power just now for good than any other man in the country.
+He can wheel the Democratic party into line, put down the rebellion
+and preserve the government. Tell him from me that if he will
+render this service to his country, I shall cheerfully make way
+for him as my successor." To this message, sent through
+Thurlow Weed, Governor Seymour made no reply. He did not believe
+that the South could be defeated and the Union preserved.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Later President Lincoln sent a personal letter to the governor.
+It was a very human epistle. The president wrote: "You and I
+are substantially strangers, and I write this that we may become
+better acquainted. In the performance of duty the co-operation
+of your State is needed and is indispensable. This alone is
+sufficient reason why I should wish to be on a good understanding
+with you. Please write me at least as long a letter as this,
+of course saying in it just what you think fit."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Seymour made no reply. He and the other Democratic
+leaders thought the president uncouth, unlettered, and very weak.
+The phrase "please write me at least as long a letter as this"
+produced an impression upon the scholarly, cultured, cautious,
+and diplomatic Seymour which was most unfavorable to its author.
+Seymour acknowledged the receipt of the letter and promised to
+make a reply, but never did.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Seymour's resentment was raised to fever heat when General Burnside,
+in May, 1863, arrested Clement L. Vallandigham. The enemies of
+the war and peace at any price people, and those who were
+discouraged, called mass meetings all over the country to protest
+this arrest as an outrage. A mass meeting was called in Albany
+on the 16th of May. Erastus Corning, one of the most eminent
+Democrats in the State, presided.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was in Albany at the time and learned this incident. One of
+Governor Seymour's intimate friends, his adviser and confidant
+in personal business affairs was Charles Cook, who had been
+comptroller of the State and a State senator. Cook was an active
+Republican, a very shrewd and able man. He called on the governor
+and tried to persuade him not to write a letter to the Vallandigham
+meeting, but if he felt he must say something, attend the meeting
+and make a speech. Cook said: "Governor, the country is going
+to sustain ultimately the arrest of Vallandigham. It will be proved
+that he is a traitor to the government and a very dangerous man
+to be at large. Whatever is said at the meeting will seriously
+injure the political future of the authors. If you write a letter
+it will be on record, so I beg you, if you must participate, attend
+the meeting and make a speech. A letter cannot be denied; it can
+always be claimed that a speech has been misreported."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Governor wrote the letter, one of the most violent of his
+utterances, and it was used against him with fatal effect when
+he ran for governor, and also when a candidate for president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On July 11th the draft began in New York City. It had been
+denounced as unconstitutional by every shade of opposition to
+Mr. Lincoln's administration and to the prosecution of the war.
+The attempt to enforce it led to one of the most serious riots
+in the history of the city, and the rage of the rioters was against
+the officers of the law, the headquarters of the draft authorities,
+and principally against the negroes. Every negro who was caught
+was hung or burned, and the negro orphan asylum was destroyed
+by fire. The governor did his best to stop the rioting. He issued
+a proclamation declaring the city in a state of insurrection, and
+commanded obedience to the law and the authorities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In this incident again the governor permitted his opposition to
+the war to lead him into political indiscretion. He made a speech
+from the steps of the City Hall to the rioters. He began by
+addressing them as "My friends." The governor's object was to
+quiet the mob and send them to their homes. So instead of saying
+"fellow citizens" he used the fatal words "my friends." No two
+words were ever used against a public man with such fatal effect.
+Every newspaper opposed to the governor and every orator would
+describe the horrors, murders, and destruction of property by
+the mob and then say: "These are the people whom Governor Seymour
+in his speech from the steps of the City Hall addressed as
+'my friends.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Vallandigham letter and this single utterance did more harm
+to Governor Seymour's future ambitions than all his many eloquent
+speeches against Lincoln's administration and the conduct of the war.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The political situation, which had been so desperate for the
+national administration, changed rapidly for the better with
+the victory at Gettysburg, which forced General Lee out of
+Pennsylvania and back into Virginia, and also by General Grant's
+wonderful series of victories at Vicksburg and other places which
+liberated the Mississippi River.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Under these favorable conditions the Republicans entered upon
+the canvass in the fall of 1863 to reverse, if possible, the
+Democratic victory the year before. The Republican State ticket was:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+ Secretary of State ..... Chauncey M. Depew.<BR>
+ Comptroller ..... Lucius Robinson.<BR>
+ Canal Commissioner ..... Benjamin F. Bruce.<BR>
+ Treasurer ..... George W. Schuyler.<BR>
+ State Engineer ..... William B. Taylor.<BR>
+ Prison Inspector ..... James K. Bates.<BR>
+ Judge of the Court of Appeals ..... Henry S. Selden.<BR>
+ Attorney-General ..... John Cochran.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The canvass was one of the most interesting of political campaigns.
+The president was unusually active, and his series of letters
+were remarkable documents. He had the ear of the public; he
+commanded the front page of the press, and he defended his
+administration and its acts and replied to his enemies with skill,
+tact, and extreme moderation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Public opinion was peculiar. Military disasters and increasing
+taxation had made the position of the administration very critical,
+but the victories which came during the summer changed the situation.
+I have never known in any canvass any one incident which had
+greater effect than Sheridan's victory in the Shenandoah Valley,
+and never an adventure which so captured the popular imagination
+as his ride from Washington to the front; his rallying the retreating
+and routed troops, reforming them and turning defeat into victory.
+The poem "Sheridan's Ride," was recited in every audience, from
+every platform, and from the stage in many theatres and created
+the wildest enthusiasm.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My friend, Wayne MacVeagh, who was at Yale College with me,
+had succeeded as a radical leader in defeating his brother-in-law,
+Don Cameron, and getting control for the first time in a generation
+against the Cameron dynasty of the Republican State organization
+of Pennsylvania. He had nominated a radical ticket, with
+Andrew G. Curtin as a candidate for governor.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+MacVeagh wrote to me, saying: "You are running at the head of
+the Republican ticket in New York. Your battle is to be won
+in Pennsylvania, and unless we succeed you cannot. Come over
+and help us."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I accepted the invitation and spent several most exciting and
+delightful weeks campaigning with Governor Curtin and his party.
+The meetings were phenomenal in the multitudes which attended
+and their interest in the speeches. I remember one dramatic
+occasion at the city of Reading. This was a Democratic stronghold;
+there was not a single Republican office-holder in the county.
+The only compensation for a Republican accepting a nomination
+and conducting a canvass, with its large expenses and certain
+defeat, was that for the rest of his life he was given as an
+evidence of honor the title of the office for which he ran, and so
+the county was full of "judges, Mr. District Attorneys, State
+Senators, and Congressmen" who had never been elected.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We arrived at Reading after midday. The leading street, a very
+broad one, was also on certain days the market-place. A friend
+of the governor, who had a handsome house on this street, had
+the whole party for luncheon. The luncheon was an elaborate
+banquet. Governor Curtin came to me and said: "You go out and
+entertain the crowd, which is getting very impatient, and in about
+twenty minutes I will send some one to relieve you." It was
+raining in torrents; the crowd shouted to me encouragingly: "Never
+mind the rain; we are used to that, but we never heard you." As
+I would try to stop they would shout: "Go ahead!" In the meantime
+the banquet had turned into a festive occasion, with toasts and
+speeches. I had been speaking over two hours before the governor
+and his party appeared. They had been dining, and the Eighteenth
+Amendment had not been dreamed of. I was drenched to the skin,
+but waited until the governor had delivered his twenty-minute
+speech; then, without stopping for the other orators, I went over
+to the house, stripped, dried myself, and went to bed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Utterly exhausted with successive days and nights of this experience,
+I did not wake until about eight o'clock in the evening. Then
+I wandered out in the street, found the crowd still there, and
+the famous John W. Forney making a speech. They told me that
+he had been speaking for four hours, delivering an historical address,
+but had only reached the administration of General Jackson. I never
+knew how long he kept at it, but there was a tradition with our party
+that he was still speaking when the train left the next morning.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Curtin was an ideal party leader and candidate. He was
+one of the handsomest men of his time, six feet four inches in
+height, perfectly proportioned and a superb figure. He never
+spoke over twenty minutes, but it was the talk in the familiar
+way of an expert to his neighbors. He had a cordial and captivating
+manner, which speedily made him the idol of the crowd and a most
+agreeable companion in social circles. When he was minister
+to Russia, the Czar, who was of the same height and build, was
+at once attracted to him, and he took a first place among the
+diplomats in influence.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I returned to New York to enter upon my own canvass, the State
+and national committees imposed upon me a heavy burden. Speakers
+of State reputation were few, while the people were clamoring for
+meetings. Fortunately I had learned how to protect my voice. In
+the course of the campaign every one who spoke with me lost his
+voice and had to return home for treatment. When I was a student
+at Yale the professor in elocution was an eccentric old gentleman
+named North. The boys paid little attention to him and were
+disposed to ridicule his peculiarities. He saw that I was specially
+anxious to learn and said: "The principal thing about oratory
+is to use your diaphragm instead of your throat." His lesson
+on that subject has been of infinite benefit to me all my life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The programme laid out called upon me to speak on an average
+between six and seven hours a day. The speeches were from ten
+to thirty minutes at different railway stations, and wound up with
+at least two meetings at some important towns in the evening,
+and each meeting demanded about an hour. These meetings were
+so arranged that they covered the whole State. It took about four
+weeks, but the result of the campaign, due to the efforts of the
+orators and other favorable conditions, ended in the reversal
+of the Democratic victory of the year before, a Republican majority
+of thirty thousand and the control of the legislature.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+In 1864 the political conditions were very unfavorable for the
+Republican party, owing to the bitter hostility between the
+conservative and radical elements. Led by such distinguished men
+as Thurlow Weed and Henry J. Raymond, on the one side, and
+Horace Greeley, with an exceedingly capable body of earnest
+lieutenants on the other, the question of success or defeat depended
+upon the harmonizing of the two factions.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Without having been recognized by the politicians or press of
+the State, Reuben E. Fenton, who had been for ten years a congressman
+from the Chatauqua district, had developed in Congress remarkable
+ability as an organizer. He had succeeded in making Galusha A. Grow
+speaker of the House of Representatives, and had become a power
+in that body. He had behind him the earnest friendship and support
+of the New York delegation in the House of Representatives and had
+not incurred the enmity of either faction in his own State. His
+nomination saved the party in that campaign.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As an illustration how dangerous was the situation, though the
+soldiers' vote in the field was over one hundred thousand and
+almost unanimously for the Republican ticket, the presidential and
+gubernatorial candidates received less than eight thousand
+majority, the governor leading the president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The re-election of Mr. Lincoln and the election Reuben E. Fenton
+over Governor Seymour made our State solidly Republican, and
+Governor Fenton became at once both chief executive and party
+leader. He had every quality for political leadership, was a shrewd
+judge of character, and rarely made mistakes in the selection
+of his lieutenants. He was a master of all current political
+questions and in close touch with public opinion. My official
+relations with him as secretary of state became came at once
+intimate and gratifying. It required in after-years all the
+masterful genius of Roscoe Conkling and the control of federal
+patronage granted to him by President Grant to break Fenton's
+hold upon his party.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Fenton was blessed with a daughter of wonderful executive
+ability, singular charm, and knowledge of public affairs. She made
+the Executive Mansion in Albany one of the most charming and
+hospitable homes in the State. Its influence radiated everywhere,
+captured visitors, legislators, and judges, and was a powerful
+factor in the growing popularity and influence of the governor.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most interesting of political gatherings was the
+Democratic convention, which met at Tredwell Hall in Albany
+in the fall of 1864, to select a successor to Governor Seymour.
+The governor had declared publicly that he was not a candidate,
+and that under no conditions would he accept a renomination. He
+said that his health was seriously impaired, and his private affairs
+had been neglected so long by his absorption in public duties
+that they were in an embarrassing condition and needed attention.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The leaders of the convention met in Dean Richmond's office and
+selected a candidate for governor and a full State ticket. When
+the convention met the next day I was invited to be present as
+a spectator. It was supposed by everybody that the proceedings
+would be very formal and brief, as the candidates and the platform
+had been agreed upon. The day was intensely hot, and most of
+the delegates discarded their coats, vests, and collars, especially
+those from New York City.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the time came for the nomination, the platform was taken
+by one of the most plausible and smooth talkers I ever heard.
+He delivered a eulogy upon Governor Seymour and described in
+glowing terms the debt the party owed him for his wonderful public
+services, and the deep regret all must have that he felt it necessary
+to retire to private life. He continued by saying that he acquiesced
+in that decision, but felt it was due to a great patriot and
+the benefactor of the party that he should be tendered a
+renomination. Of course, they all knew it would be merely a
+compliment, as the governor's position had been emphatically
+stated by himself. So he moved that the governor be nominated by
+acclamation and a committee appointed to wait upon him at the
+Executive Mansion and ascertain his wishes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When Mr. Richmond was informed of this action, he said it was
+all right but unnecessary, because the situation was too serious
+to indulge in compliments.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In an hour the delegation returned, and the chairman, who was
+the same gentleman who made the speech and the motion, stepped
+to the front of the platform to report. He said that the governor
+was very grateful for the confidence reposed in him by the
+convention, and especially for its approval of his official actions
+as governor of the State and the representative of his party at
+the national convention, that in his long and intense application
+to public duties he had impaired his health and greatly embarrassed
+his private affairs, but, but, he continued with emphasis. . . He
+never got any further. Senator Shafer, of Albany, who was unfriendly
+to the governor, jumped up and shouted: "Damn him, he has accepted!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The convention, when finally brought to order, reaffirmed its
+complimentary nomination as a real one, with great enthusiasm
+and wild acclaim.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the result was reported to Mr. Richmond at his office, I was
+told by one who was present that Richmond's picturesque vocabulary
+of indignation and denunciation was enriched to such a degree
+as to astonish and shock even the hardened Democrats who listened
+to the outburst.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A committee was appointed to wait on the governor and request him
+to appear before the convention. In a little while there stepped
+upon the platform the finest figure in the State or country.
+Horatio Seymour was not only a handsome man, with a highly
+intellectual and expressive face of mobile features, which added
+to the effect of his oratory, but he never appeared unless perfectly
+dressed and in the costume which was then universally regarded
+as the statesman's apparel. His patent-leather boots, his
+Prince Albert suit, his perfectly correct collar and tie were
+evidently new, and this was their first appearance. From head to
+foot he looked the aristocrat. In a few minutes he became the idol
+of that wild and overheated throng. His speech was a model of
+tact, diplomacy, and eloquence, with just that measure of restraint
+which increased the enthusiasm of the hearers. The convention,
+which had gathered for another purpose, another candidate, and
+a new policy, hailed with delight its old and splendid leader.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Commodore Vanderbilt had a great admiration for Dean Richmond.
+The commodore disliked boasters and braggarts intensely. Those
+who wished to gain his favor made the mistake, as a rule, of boasting
+about what they had done, and were generally met by the remark:
+"That amounts to nothing." Mr. Tillinghast, a western New York man
+and a friend of Richmond, was in the commodore's office one day,
+soon after Richmond died. Tillinghast was general superintendent
+of the New York Central and had been a sufferer from being stepped
+on by the commodore when he was lauding his own achievements and
+so took the opposite line of extreme moderation. The commodore
+asked Tillinghast, after praising Mr. Richmond very highly, "How
+much did he leave?" "Oh," said Tillinghast, "his estate is a
+great disappointment, and compared with what it was thought to be
+it is very little." "I am surprised," remarked the commodore,
+"but how much?" "Oh, between five or six millions," Tillinghast
+answered. For the first time in his life the commodore was thrown
+off his guard and said: "Tillinghast, if five or six million
+of dollars is a disappointment, what do you expect in western
+New York?" At that time there were few men who were worth that
+amount of money.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Seymour made a thorough canvass of the State, and I was
+appointed by our State committee to follow him. It was a singular
+experience to speak and reply to the candidate the day after his
+address. The local committee meets you with a very complete report
+of his speech. The trouble is that, except you are under great
+restraint, the urgency of the local committee and the inevitable
+temptations of the reply under such conditions, when your adversary
+is not present, will lead you to expressions and personalities which
+you deeply regret.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the canvass was over and the governor was beaten, I feared
+that the pleasant relations which had existed between us were
+broken. But he was a thorough sportsman. He sent for and received
+me with the greatest cordiality, and invited me to spend a week-end
+with him at his home in Utica. There he was the most delightful
+of hosts and very interesting as a gentleman farmer. In the
+costume of a veteran agriculturist and in the farm wagon he drove
+me out mornings to his farm, which was so located that it could
+command a fine view of the Mohawk Valley. After the inspection
+of the stock, the crops, and buildings, the governor would spend
+the day discoursing eloquently and most optimistically upon
+the prosperity possible for the farmer. To his mind then the food
+of the future was to be cheese. There was more food value
+in cheese than in any known edible article, animal or vegetable.
+It could sustain life more agreeably and do more for longevity
+and health.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+No one could have imagined, who did not know the governor and
+was privileged to listen to his seemingly most practical and
+highly imaginative discourse, that the speaker was one of the
+ablest party managers, shrewdest of politicians, and most eloquent
+advocates in the country, whose whole time and mind apparently
+were absorbed in the success of his party and the fruition of
+his own ambitions.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As we were returning home he said to me: "You have risen higher
+than any young man in the country of your age. You have a talent
+and taste for public life, but let me advise you to drop it and
+devote yourself to your profession. Public life is full of
+disappointments, has an unusual share of ingratitude, and its
+compensations are not equal to its failures. The country is full
+of men who have made brilliant careers in the public service and
+then been suddenly dropped and forgotten. The number of such men
+who have climbed the hill up State Street to the capitol in Albany,
+with the applause of admiring crowds whom none now can recall,
+would make a great army."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He continued by telling this story: "In the war of 1812 the
+governor and the legislature decided to bring from Canada to
+Albany the remains of a hero whose deeds had excited the admiration
+of the whole State. There was an imposing and continuous
+procession, with local celebrations all along the route, from
+the frontier to the capital. The ceremonies in Albany were attended
+by the governor, State officers, legislature, and judges, and the
+remains were buried in the capitol park. No monument was erected.
+The incident is entirely forgotten, no one remembers who the hero
+was, what were his deeds, nor the spot where he rests."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Years afterwards, when the State was building a new capitol and
+I was one of the commissioners, in excavating the grounds
+a skeleton was found. It was undoubtedly the forgotten hero
+of Governor Seymour's story.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+When my term was about expiring with the year 1865 I decided
+to leave public life and resume the practice of my profession.
+I was at the crossroads of a political or a professional career.
+So, while there was a general assent to my renomination, I
+emphatically stated the conclusion at which I had arrived.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Republican convention nominated for my successor as secretary
+of state General Francis C. Barlow, a very brilliant soldier in
+the Civil War. The Democratic convention adopted a patriotic
+platform of advanced and progressive views, and nominated at the
+head of their ticket for secretary of state General Henry W. Slocum.
+General Slocum had been a corps commander in General Sherman's
+army, and came out of the war among the first in reputation and
+achievement of the great commanders. It was a master stroke on
+the part of the Democratic leaders to place him at the head of
+their ticket. He was the greatest soldier of our State and very
+popular with the people. In addition to being a great commander,
+he had a charming personality, which fitted him for success
+in public life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Democrats also on the same ticket nominated for attorney-general
+John Van Buren. He was a son of President Van Buren and a man
+of genius. Although he was very erratic, his ability was so great
+that when serious he captured not only the attention but the judgment
+of people. He was an eloquent speaker and had a faculty of
+entrancing the crowd with his wit and of characterization of his
+opponent which was fatal. I have seen crowds, when he was
+elaborately explaining details necessary for the vindication of his
+position, or that of his party which did not interest them,
+to remain with close attention, hoping for what was certain to come,
+namely, one of those sallies of wit, which made a speech of
+Van Buren a memorable thing to have listened to.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Van Buren was noted for a reckless disregard of the confidences
+of private conversation. Once I was with him on the train for
+several hours, and in the intimacy which exists among political
+opponents who know and trust each other we exchanged views in
+regard to public measures and especially public men. I was very
+indiscreet in talking with him in my criticism of the leaders of
+my own party, and he equally frank and delightful in flaying alive
+the leaders of his party, especially Governor Seymour.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A few days afterwards he made a speech in which he detailed what
+I had said, causing me the greatest embarrassment and trouble.
+In retaliation I wrote a letter to the public, stating what he had
+said about Governor Seymour. The Democratic ticket was beaten
+by fifteen thousand in a very heavy vote, and Van Buren always
+charged it to the resentment of Governor Seymour and his friends.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+In our country public life is a most uncertain career for a young
+man. Its duties and activities remove him from his profession or
+business and impose habits of work and thought which unfit him
+for ordinary pursuits, especially if he remains long in public
+service. With a change of administration or of party popularity,
+he may be at any time dropped and left hopelessly stranded.
+On the other hand, if his party is in power he has in it a position
+of influence and popularity. He has a host of friends, with many
+people dependent upon him for their own places, and it is no easy
+thing for him to retire.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I had decided not to remain any longer in public life and
+return home, the convention of my old district, which I had
+represented in the legislature, renominated me for the old position
+with such earnestness and affection that it was very difficult
+to refuse and to persuade them that it was absolutely necessary
+for me to resume actively my profession.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Our village of Peekskill, which has since grown into the largest
+village in the State, with many manufacturing and other interests,
+was then comparatively small. A large number of people gathered
+at the post-office every morning. On one occasion when I arrived
+I found them studying a large envelope addressed to me, which
+the postmaster had passed around. It was a letter from
+William H. Seward, secretary of state, announcing that the president
+had appointed me United States minister to Japan, and that the
+appointment had been sent to the Senate and confirmed by that
+body, and directing that I appear at the earliest possible moment
+at his office to receive instructions and go to my post. A few
+days afterwards I received a beautiful letter from Henry J. Raymond,
+then in Congress, urging my acceptance.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On arriving in Washington I went to see Mr. Seward, who said to me:
+"I have special reasons for securing your appointment from the
+president. He is rewarding friends of his by putting them in
+diplomatic positions for which they are wholly unfit. I regard
+the opening of Japan to commerce and our relations to that new
+and promising country so important, that I asked the privilege
+to select one whom I thought fitted for the position. Your youth,
+familiarity with public life, and ability seem to me ideal for this
+position, and I have no doubt you will accept."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I stated to him how necessary it was that after long neglect in
+public life of my private affairs I should return to my profession,
+if I was to make a career, but Mr. Seward brushed that aside by
+reciting his own success, notwithstanding his long service in our
+State and in Washington. "However," he continued, "I feared that
+this might be your attitude, so I have made an appointment for you
+to see Mr. Burlingame, who has been our minister to China, and
+is now here at the head of a mission from China to the different
+nations of the world."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Anson Burlingame's career had been most picturesque and had
+attracted the attention of not only the United States but of
+Europe. As a member of the House of Representatives he had
+accepted the challenge of a "fire-eater," who had sent it under
+the general view that no Northern man would fight. As minister
+to China he had so gained the confidence of the Chinese Government
+that he persuaded them to open diplomatic relations with the Western
+world, and at their request he had resigned his position from
+the United States and accepted the place of ambassador to the great
+powers, and was at the head of a large delegation, composed of
+the most important, influential, and representative mandarins of
+the old empire.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I sent up my card to his room at the hotel his answer was:
+"Come up immediately." He was shaving and had on the minimum
+of clothes permissible to receive a visitor. He was expecting me
+and started in at once with an eloquent description of the attractions
+and importance of the mission to Japan. With the shaving brush
+in one hand and the razor in the other he delivered an oration.
+In order to emphasize it and have time to think and enforce a new
+idea, he would apply the brush and the razor vigorously, then pause
+and resume. I cannot remember his exact words, but have a keen
+recollection of the general trend of his argument.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He said: "I am surprised that a young man like you, unmarried
+and with no social obligations, should hesitate for a moment
+to accept this most important and attractive position. If you
+think these people are barbarians, I can assure you that they
+had a civilization and a highly developed literature when our
+forefathers were painted savages. The western nations of Europe,
+in order to secure advantages in this newly opened country for
+commerce, have sent their ablest representatives. You will meet
+there with the diplomats of all the western nations, and your
+intimacy with them will be a university of the largest opportunity.
+You will come in contact with the best minds of Europe. You can
+make a great reputation in the keen rivalry of this situation
+by securing the best of the trade of Japan for your own country
+to its western coasts over the waters of the Pacific. You will
+be welcomed by the Japanese Government and the minister of
+foreign affairs will assign you a palace to live in, with a garden
+attached so perfectly appointed and kept as to have been the envy
+of Shenstone. You will be attended by hundreds of beautiful and
+accomplished Japanese maidens."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I repeated to a large body of waiting office-seekers who had
+assembled in my room what Mr. Burlingame had said, they all became
+applicants for the place.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There is no more striking evidence of the wonderful advance in
+every way of the Japanese Empire and its people than the conditions
+existing at that time and now. Then it took six months to reach
+Japan and a year for the round trip. Of course, there was no
+telegraphic or cable communication, and so it required a year
+for a message to be sent and answered. The Japanese army at that
+time was mostly clad in armor and its navy were junks.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In fifty years Japan has become one of the most advanced nations
+of the world. It has adopted and assimilated all that is best of
+Western civilization, and acquired in half a century what required
+Europe one thousand years to achieve. Its army is unexcelled
+in equipment and discipline, and its navy and mercantile marine are
+advancing rapidly to a foremost place. It demonstrated its prowess
+in the war with Russia, and its diplomacy and power in the recent war.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Japan has installed popular education, with common schools,
+academies, and universities, much on the American plan. It has
+adopted and installed every modern appliance developed by
+electricity&mdash;telegraph, cable, telephone, etc.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While I was greatly tempted to reverse my decision and go,
+my mother, who was in delicate health, felt that an absence so
+long and at such distance would be fatal, and so on her account
+I declined.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As I look back over the fifty years I can see plainly that four
+years, and probably eight, in that mission would have severed
+me entirely from all professional and business opportunities
+at home, and I might have of necessity become a place holder
+and a place seeker, with all its adventures and disappointments.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+If I had seriously wanted an office and gone in pursuit of one,
+my pathway would have had the usual difficulties, but fickle
+fortune seemed determined to defeat my return to private life
+by tempting offers. The collectorship of the port of New York
+was vacant. It was a position of great political power because
+of its patronage. There being no civil service, the appointments
+were sufficiently numerous and important to largely control the
+party in the State of New York, and its political influence reached
+into other commonwealths. It was an office whose fees were
+enormous, and the emoluments far larger than those of any position
+in the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The party leaders had begun to doubt President Johnson, and they
+wanted in the collectorship a man in whom they had entire
+confidence, and so the governor and State officers, who were all
+Republicans, the Republican members of the legislature, the State
+committee, the two United States senators, and the Republican
+delegation of New York in the House of Representatives unanimously
+requested the president to appoint me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Johnson said to me: "No such recommendation and
+indorsement has ever been presented to me before." However,
+the breach between him and the party was widening, and he could
+not come to a decision.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One day he suddenly sent for Senator Morgan, Henry J. Raymond,
+Thurlow Weed, and the secretary of the treasury for a consultation.
+He said to them: "I have decided to appoint Mr. Depew." The
+appointment was made out by the secretary of the treasury, and the
+president instructed him to send it to the Senate the next morning.
+There was great rejoicing among the Republicans, as this seemed
+to indicate a favorable turn in the president's mind. Days and
+weeks passed, however, and when the veto of the Civil Rights Bill
+was overridden in the Senate and, with the help of the votes
+of the senators from New York, the breach between the president
+and his party became irreconcilable, the movement for his
+impeachment began, which ended in the most sensational and perilous
+trial in our political history.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On my way home to New York, after the vote of the New York senators
+had ended my hope for appointment, I had as a fellow traveller
+my friend, Professor Davies, from West Point. He was a brother
+of that eminent jurist, Henry E. Davies, a great lawyer and
+chief justice of our New York State Court of Appeals. Professor
+Davies said to me: "I think I must tell you why your nomination
+for collector was not sent to the Senate. I was in Washington
+to persuade the president, with whom I am quite intimate, to make
+another appointment. I was calling on Secretary Hugh McCulloch
+and his family in the evening of the day when the conference decided
+to appoint you. Secretary McCulloch said to me: 'The contest
+over the collectorship of the port of New York is settled, and
+Chauncey Depew's name will be sent to the Senate to-morrow
+morning.' I was at the White House," continued the professor,
+"the next morning before breakfast. The president received me
+at once because I said my mission was urgent and personal. I told
+him what the secretary of the treasury had told me and said:
+'You are making a fatal mistake. You are going to break with
+your party and to have a party of your own. The collectorship
+of the port of New York is the key to your success. Depew is
+very capable and a partisan of his party. If you have any doubt,
+I beg of you to withhold the appointment until the question
+comes up in the Senate of sustaining or overriding of the veto
+of the Civil Rights Bill. The votes of the two New York senators
+will decide whether they are your friends or not.' The president
+thought that was reasonable, and you know the result."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was at least one satisfaction in the professor's amazingly
+frank revelation: it removed all doubt why I had lost a great
+office and, for my age and circumstances, a large fortune.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Andrew Johnson differed radically from any President
+of the United States whom it has been my good fortune to know.
+This refers to all from and including Mr. Lincoln to Mr. Harding.
+A great deal must be forgiven and a great deal taken by way of
+explanation when we consider his early environment and opportunities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the interviews I had with him he impressed me as a man of
+vigorous mentality, of obstinate wilfulness, and overwhelming
+confidence in his own judgment and the courage of his convictions.
+His weakness was alcoholism. He made a fearful exhibition of
+himself at the time of his inauguration and during the presidency,
+and especially during his famous trip "around the circle" he
+was in a bad way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He was of humble origin and, in fact, very poor. It is said of him
+that he could neither read nor write until his wife taught him.
+He made a great career both as a member of the House of Representatives
+and a senator, and was of unquestionable influence in each branch.
+With reckless disregard for his life, he kept east Tennessee
+in the Union during the Civil War.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Grant told me a story of his own experience with him.
+Johnson, he said, had always been treated with such contempt
+and ignored socially by the members of the old families and slave
+aristocracy of the South that his resentment against them was
+vindictive, and so after the surrender at Appomattox he was
+constantly proclaiming "Treason is odious and must be punished."
+He also wanted and, in fact, insisted upon ignoring Grant's parole
+to the Confederate officers, in order that they might be tried
+for treason. On this question of maintaining his parole and
+his military honor General Grant was inflexible, and said he would
+appeal not only to Congress but to the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One day a delegation, consisting of the most eminent, politically,
+socially, and in family descent, of the Southern leaders, went to
+the White House. They said: "Mr. President, we have never
+recognized you, as you belong to an entirely different class
+from ourselves, but it is the rule of all countries and in all ages
+that supreme power vested in the individual raises him, no matter
+what his origin, to supreme leadership. You are now President
+of the United States, and by virtue of your office our leader,
+and we recognize you as such." Then followed attention from
+these people whom he admired and envied, as well as hated,
+of hospitality and deference, of which they were past masters.
+It captivated him and changed his whole attitude towards them.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He sent for General Grant and said to him: "The war is over
+and there should be forgiveness and reconciliation. I propose
+to call upon all of the States recently in rebellion to send
+to Washington their United States senators and members of the House,
+the same as they did before the war. If the present Congress
+will not admit them, a Congress can be formed of these Southern
+senators and members of the House and of such Northern senators
+and representatives as will believe that I am right and acting
+under the Constitution. As President of the United States, I will
+recognize that Congress and communicate with them as such.
+As general of the army I want your support." General Grant replied:
+"That will create civil war, because the North will undoubtedly
+recognize the Congress as it now exists, and that Congress will
+assert itself in every way possible." "In that case," said the
+president, "I want the to support the constitutional Congress
+which I am recognizing." General Grant said: "On the contrary,
+so far as my authority goes, the army will support the Congress
+as it is now and disperse the other." President Johnson then
+ordered General Grant to Mexico on a mission, and as he had
+no power to send a general of the army out of the United States,
+Grant refused to go.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Shortly afterwards Grant received a very confidential communication
+from General Sherman, stating that he had been ordered to Washington
+to take command of the army, and wanted to know what it meant.
+General Grant explained the situation, whereupon General Sherman
+announced to the president that he would take exactly the same
+position as General Grant had. The president then dropped
+the whole subject.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap03"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+III. ABRAHAM LINCOLN
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The secretaryship of the State of New York is a very delightful
+office. Its varied duties are agreeable, and the incumbent is
+brought in close contact with the State administration,
+the legislature, and the people.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We had in the secretary of state's office at the time I held
+the office, about fifty-eight years ago, very interesting archives.
+The office had been the repository of these documents since
+the organization of the government. Many years afterwards they
+were removed to the State Library. Among these documents were
+ten volumes of autograph letters from General Washington to
+Governor Clinton and others, covering the campaign on the Hudson
+in the effort by the enemy to capture West Point, the treason of
+Arnold and nearly the whole of the Revolutionary War. In the course
+of years before these papers were removed to the State Library,
+a large part of them disappeared. It was not the fault of the
+administration succeeding me, but it was because the legislature,
+in its effort to economize, refused to make appropriation for the
+proper care of these invaluable historic papers. Most of
+Washington's letters were written entirely in his own hand, and
+one wonders at the phenomenal industry which enabled him to do
+so much writing while continuously and laboriously engaged in
+active campaigning.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In view of the approaching presidential election, the legislature
+passed a law, which was signed by the governor, providing machinery
+for the soldiers' vote. New York had at that time between three
+and four hundred thousand soldiers in the field, who were scattered
+in companies, regiments, brigades, and divisions all over the South.
+This law made it the duty of the secretary of state to provide
+ballots, to see that they reached every unit of a company, to gather
+the votes and transmit them to the home of each soldier. The State
+government had no machinery by which this work could be done.
+I applied to the express companies, but all refused on the ground
+that they were not equipped. I then sent for old John Butterfield,
+who was the founder of the express business but had retired and
+was living on his farm near Utica. He was intensely patriotic and
+ashamed of the lack of enterprise shown by the express companies.
+He said to me: "If they cannot do this work they ought to retire."
+He at once organized what was practically an express company,
+taking in all those in existence and adding many new features
+for the sole purpose of distributing the ballots and gathering
+the soldiers' votes. It was a gigantic task and successfully
+executed by this patriotic old gentleman.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of course, the first thing was to find out where the New York
+troops were, and for that purpose I went to Washington, remaining
+there for several months before the War Department would give
+me the information. The secretary of war was Edwin M. Stanton.
+It was perhaps fortunate that the secretary of war should not only
+possess extraordinary executive ability, but be also practically
+devoid of human weakness; that he should be a rigid disciplinarian
+and administer justice without mercy. It was thought at the time
+that these qualities were necessary to counteract, as far as
+possible, the tender-heartedness of President Lincoln. If the boy
+condemned to be shot, or his mother or father, could reach the
+president in time, he was never executed. The military authorities
+thought that this was a mistaken charity and weakened discipline.
+I was at a dinner after the war with a number of generals who
+had been in command of armies. The question was asked one of
+the most famous of these generals: "How did you carry out the
+sentences of your courts martial and escape Lincoln's pardons?"
+The grim old warrior answered: "I shot them first."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I took my weary way every day to the War Department, but could
+get no results. The interviews were brief and disagreeable and
+the secretary of war very brusque. The time was getting short.
+I said to the secretary: "If the ballots are to be distributed
+in time I must have information at once." He very angrily refused
+and said: "New York troops are in every army, all over the enemy's
+territory. To state their location would be to give invaluable
+information to the enemy. How do I know if that information would
+be so safeguarded as not to get out?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As I was walking down the long corridor, which was full of hurrying
+officers and soldiers returning from the field or departing for it,
+I met Elihu B. Washburne, who was a congressman from Illinois
+and an intimate friend of the president. He stopped me and said:
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Hello, Mr. Secretary, you seem very much troubled. Can I help you?"
+I told him my story.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"What are you going to do?" he asked. I answered: "To protect
+myself I must report to the people of New York that the provision
+for the soldiers' voting cannot be carried out because the
+administration refuses to give information where the New York
+soldiers are located."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Why," said Mr. Washburne, "that would beat Mr. Lincoln. You don't
+know him. While he is a great statesman, he is also the keenest
+of politicians alive. If it could be done in no other way, the
+president would take a carpet-bag and go around and collect those
+votes himself. You remain here until you hear from me. I will
+go at once and see the president."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In about an hour a staff officer stepped up to me and asked: "Are
+you the secretary of state of New York?" I answered "Yes."
+"The secretary of war wishes to see you at once," he said. I found
+the secretary most cordial and charming.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Mr. Secretary, what do you desire?" he asked. I stated the case
+as I had many times before, and he gave a peremptory order to one
+of his staff that I should receive the documents in time for me
+to leave Washington on the midnight train.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The magical transformation was the result of a personal visit of
+President Lincoln to the secretary of war. Mr. Lincoln carried
+the State of New York by a majority of only 6,749, and it was
+a soldiers' vote that gave him the Empire State.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The compensations of my long delay in Washington trying to move
+the War Department were the opportunity it gave me to see
+Mr. Lincoln, to meet the members of the Cabinet, to become intimate
+with the New York delegation in Congress, and to hear the wonderful
+adventures and stories so numerous in Washington.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The White House of that time had no executive offices as now,
+and the machinery for executive business was very primitive.
+The east half of the second story had one large reception-room,
+in which the president could always be found, and a few rooms
+adjoining for his secretaries and clerks. The president had very
+little protection or seclusion. In the reception-room, which was
+always crowded at certain hours, could be found members of Congress,
+office-seekers, and an anxious company of fathers and mothers
+seeking pardons for their sons condemned for military offenses,
+or asking permission to go to the front, where a soldier boy was
+wounded or sick. Every one wanted something and wanted it very
+bad. The patient president, wearied as he was with cares of state,
+with the situation on several hostile fronts, with the exigencies
+in Congress and jealousies in his Cabinet, patiently and
+sympathetically listened to these tales of want and woe. My position
+was unique. I was the only one in Washington who personally did
+not want anything, my mission being purely in the public interest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was a devoted follower of Mr. Seward, the secretary of state,
+and through the intimacies with officers in his department I learned
+from day to day the troubles in the Cabinet, so graphically described
+in the diary of the secretary of the navy Gideon Welles.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The antagonism between Mr. Seward and Mr. Chase, the secretary
+of the treasury, though rarely breaking out in the open, was
+nevertheless acute. Mr. Seward was devoted to the president and
+made every possible effort to secure his renomination and election.
+Mr. Chase was doing his best to prevent Mr. Lincoln's renomination
+and secure it for himself.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+No president ever had a Cabinet of which the members were so
+independent, had so large individual followings, and were so
+inharmonious. The president's sole ambition was to secure the
+ablest men in the country for the departments which he assigned
+to them without regard to their loyalty to himself. One of
+Mr. Seward's secretaries would frequently report to me the acts
+of disloyalty or personal hostility on the part of Mr. Chase with
+the lament: "The old man&mdash;meaning Lincoln&mdash;knows all about it
+and will not do a thing."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had a long and memorable interview with the president. As
+I stepped from the crowd in his reception-room, he said to me:
+"What do you want?" I answered: "Nothing, Mr. President, I only
+came to pay my respects and bid you good-by, as I am leaving
+Washington." "It is such a luxury," he then remarked, "to find
+a man who does not want anything. I wish you would wait until
+I get rid of this crowd."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When we were alone he threw himself wearily on a lounge and was
+evidently greatly exhausted. Then he indulged, rocking backward
+and forward, in a reminiscent review of different crises in his
+administration, and how he had met them. In nearly every instance
+he had carried his point, and either captured or beaten his
+adversaries by a story so apt, so on all fours, and such complete
+answers that the controversy was over. I remember eleven of
+these stories, each of which was a victory.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In regard to this story-telling, he said: "I am accused of telling
+a great many stories. They say that it lowers the dignity of the
+presidential office, but I have found that plain people (repeating
+with emphasis plain people), take them as you find them, are more
+easily influenced by a broad and humorous illustration than in any
+other way, and what the hypercritical few may think, I don't care."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In speaking Mr. Lincoln had a peculiar cadence in his voice, caused
+by laying emphasis upon the key-word of the sentence. In answer
+to the question how he knew so many anecdotes, he answered:
+"I never invented story, but I have a good memory and, I think,
+tell one tolerably well. My early life was passed among pioneers
+who had the courage and enterprise to break away from civilization
+and settle in the wilderness. The things which happened to these
+original people and among themselves in their primitive conditions
+were far more dramatic than anything invented by the professional
+story-tellers. For many years I travelled the circuit as a lawyer,
+and usually there was only one hotel in the county towns where
+court was held. The judge, the grand and petit juries, the lawyers,
+the clients, and witnesses would pass the night telling exciting
+or amusing occurrences, and these were of infinite variety and
+interest." He was always eager for a new story to add to his
+magazine of ammunition and weapons.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One night when there was a reception at the executive mansion
+Rufus F. Andrews, surveyor of the port of New York, and I went
+there together. Andrews was a good lawyer and had been a
+correspondent in New York of Mr. Lincoln, while he was active
+at the bar in Illinois. He was a confidential adviser of the
+president on New York matters and frequently at the executive
+mansion. As the procession moved past the president he stopped
+Andrews and, leaning over, spoke very confidentially to him.
+The conversation delayed the procession for some time. When
+Andrews and I returned to the hotel, our rooms were crowded with
+newspaper men and politicians wanting to know what the confidential
+conversation was about. Andrews made a great mystery of it and so
+did the press. He explained to me when we were alone that during
+his visit to the president the night before he told the president
+a new story. The president delayed him at the reception, saying:
+"Andrews, I forgot the point of that story you told me last night;
+repeat it now."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While Mr. Lincoln had the most logical of minds and his letters
+and speeches on political controversies were the most convincing
+of any statesman of his period, he rarely would enter into a long
+discussion in conversation; he either would end the argument by
+an apt story or illustration enforcing his ideas.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+John Ganson, of Buffalo, was the leader of the bar in western
+New York. Though elected to the House of Representatives as
+a Democrat, he supported the war measures of the administration.
+He was a gentleman of the old school, of great dignity, and always
+immaculately dressed. He was totally bald and his face also
+devoid of hair. It was a gloomy period of the war and the reports
+from the front very discouraging. Congressman Ganson felt it his
+duty to see the president about the state of the country. He made
+a formal call and said to Mr. Lincoln: "Though I am a Democrat,
+I imperil my political future by supporting your war measures.
+I can understand that secrecy may be necessary in military
+operations, but I think I am entitled to know the exact conditions,
+good or bad, at the front."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Lincoln looked at him earnestly for a minute and then said:
+"Ganson, how clean you shave!" That ended the interview.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The first national convention I ever attended was held in Baltimore
+in 1864, when Mr. Lincoln was renominated. I have since been four
+times a delegate-at-large, representing the whole State, and many
+times a delegate representing a congressional district. Judge
+W. H. Robertson, of Westchester County, and I went to the convention
+together. We thought we would go by sea, but our ship had a
+collision, and we were rescued by a pilot boat. Returning to
+New York, we decided to accept the security of the railroad.
+Judge Robertson was one of the shrewdest and ablest of the Republican
+politicians in the State of New York. He had been repeatedly
+elected county judge, State senator, and member of Congress, and
+always overcoming a hostile Democratic majority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We went to Washington to see Mr. Seward first, had an interview
+with him at his office, and dined with him in the evening. To dine
+with Secretary Seward was an event which no one, and especially
+a young politician, ever forgot. He was the most charming of hosts
+and his conversation a liberal education.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was no division as to the renomination of Mr. Lincoln, but
+it was generally conceded that the vice-president should be a war
+Democrat. The candidacy of Daniel S. Dickinson, of New York,
+had been so ably managed that he was far and away the favorite.
+He had been all his life, up to the breaking out of the Civil War,
+one of the most pronounced extreme and radical Democrats in the
+State of New York. Mr. Seward took Judge Robertson and me into
+his confidence. He was hostile to the nomination of Mr. Dickinson,
+and said that the situation demanded the nomination for vice-president
+of a representative from the border States, whose loyalty had been
+demonstrated during the war. He eulogized Andrew Johnson, of
+Tennessee, and gave a glowing description of the courage and
+patriotism with which Johnson, at the risk of his life, had advocated
+the cause of the Union and kept his State partially loyal.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He said to us: "You can quote me to the delegates, and they will
+believe I express the opinion of the president. While the president
+wishes to take no part in the nomination for vice-president, yet
+he favors Mr. Johnson."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When we arrived at the convention this interview with Mr. Seward
+made us a centre of absorbing interest and at once changed the
+current of opinion, which before that had been almost unanimously
+for Mr. Dickinson. It was finally left to the New York delegation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The meeting of the delegates from New York was a stormy one and
+lasted until nearly morning. Mr. Dickinson had many warm friends,
+especially among those of previous democratic affiliation, and
+the State pride to have a vice-president was in his favor. Upon
+the final vote Andrew Johnson had one majority. The decision
+of New York was accepted by the convention and he was nominated
+for vice-president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This is an instance of which I have met many in my life, where
+the course of history was changed on a very narrow margin. Political
+histories and the newspapers' discussions of the time assigned
+the success of Mr. Johnson to the efforts of several well-known
+delegates, but really it was largely if not wholly due to the
+message of Mr. Seward, which was carried by Judge Robertson and
+myself to the delegates.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The year of 1864 was full of changes of popular sentiment and
+surprises. The North had become very tired of the war. The people
+wanted peace, and peace at almost any price. Jacob Thompson
+and Clement C. Clay, ex-United States senators from the South,
+appeared at Niagara Falls, on the Canadian side, and either they
+or their friends gave out that they were there to treat for peace.
+In reference to them Mr. Lincoln said to me: "This effort was
+to inflame the peace sentiment of the North, to embarrass the
+administration, and to demoralize the army, and in a way it was
+successful. Mr. Greeley was hammering at me to take action for
+peace and said that unless I met these men every drop of blood
+that was shed and every dollar that was spent I would be responsible
+for, that it would be a blot upon my conscience and soul. I wrote
+a letter to Mr. Greeley and said to him that those two ex-United
+States senators were Whigs and old friends of his, personally and
+politically, and that I desired him to go to Niagara Falls and find
+out confidentially what their credentials were and let me know."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The president stated that instead of Mr. Greeley doing it that
+way, he went there as an ambassador, and with an array of reporters
+established himself on the American side and opened negotiations
+with these two alleged envoys across the bridge. Continuing,
+Mr. Lincoln said: "I had reason to believe from confidential
+information which I had received from a man I trusted and who had
+interviewed Jefferson Davis, the president of the Confederacy,
+that these envoys were without authority, because President Davis
+had said to this friend of mine and of his that he would treat on
+no terms whatever but on absolute recognition of the independence
+of the Southern Confederacy. The attention of the whole country
+and of the army centred on these negotiations at Niagara Falls,
+and to stop the harm they were doing I recalled Mr. Greeley and
+issued my proclamation 'To Whom It May Concern,' in which I stated
+if there was anybody or any delegation at Niagara Falls, or anywhere
+else, authorized to represent the Southern Confederacy and to treat
+for peace, they had free conduct and safety to Washington and
+return. Of course, they never came, because their mission was
+a subterfuge. But they made Greeley believe in them, and the
+result is that he is still attacking me for needlessly prolonging
+the war for purposes of my own."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At a Cabinet meeting one of the members said to Mr. Lincoln:
+"Mr. President, why don't you write a letter to the public stating
+these facts, and that will end Mr. Greeley's attacks?" The president
+answered: "Mr. Greeley owns a daily newspaper, a very widely
+circulated and influential one. I have no newspaper. The press
+of the country would print my letter, and so would the New York
+Tribune. In a little while the public would forget all about it,
+and then Mr. Greeley would begin to prove from my own letter that
+he was right, and I, of course, would be helpless to reply." He
+brought the Cabinet around to unanimous agreement with him by
+telling one of his characteristic stories.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This affair and the delays in the prosecution of the war had
+created a sentiment early in 1864 that the re-election of Mr. Lincoln
+was impossible. The leaders of both the conservative and the
+radical elements in the Republican party, Mr. Weed, on the one
+hand, and Mr. Greeley, on the other, frankly told the president
+that he could not be re-elected, and his intimate friend,
+Congressman Elihu B. Washburne, after a canvass of the country,
+gave him the same information.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then came the spectacular victory of Farragut at Mobile and the
+triumphant march of Sherman through Georgia, and the sentiment
+of the country entirely changed. There was an active movement
+on foot in the interest of the secretary of the treasury, Chase,
+and fostered by him, to hold an independent convention before
+the regular Republican convention as a protest against the
+renomination of Mr. Lincoln. It was supported by some of the most
+eminent and powerful members of the party, who threw into the
+effort their means and influence. After these victories the effort
+was abandoned and Mr. Lincoln was nominated by acclamation.
+I recall as one of the excitements and pleasures of a lifetime
+the enthusiastic confidence of that convention when they acclaimed
+Lincoln their nominee.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Seymour, who was the idol of his party, headed the
+New York delegation to the national Democratic convention to
+nominate the president, and his journey to that convention was
+a triumphal march. There is no doubt that at the time he had
+with him not only the enthusiastic support of his own party but
+the confidence of the advocates of peace. His own nomination
+and election seemed inevitable. However, in deference to the war
+sentiment, General McClellan was nominated instead, and here
+occurred one of those little things which so often in our country
+have turned the tide.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The platform committee, and the convention afterwards, permitted
+to go into the platform a phrase proposed by Clement C. Vallandigham,
+of Ohio, the phrase being, "The war is a failure." Soon after
+the adjournment of the convention, to the victories of Farragut
+and Sherman was added the spectacular campaign and victory of
+Sheridan in the Valley of Shenandoah. The Campaign at once took
+on a new phase. It was the opportunity for the orator.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is difficult now to recreate the scenes of that campaign.
+The people had been greatly disheartened. Every family was
+in bereavement, with a son lost and others still in the service.
+Taxes were onerous and economic and business conditions very bad.
+Then came this reaction, which seemed to promise an early victory
+for the Union. The orator naturally picked up the phrase, "The war
+is a failure"; then he pictured Farragut tied to the shrouds of his
+flag-ship; then he portrayed Grant's victories in the Mississippi
+campaign, Hooker's "battle above the clouds," the advance of the
+Army of Cumberland; then he enthusiastically described Sheridan
+leaving the War Department hearing of the battle in Shenandoah
+Valley, speeding on and rallying his defeated troops, reforming
+and leading them to victory, and finished with reciting some of
+the stirring war poems.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Lincoln's election under the conditions and circumstances
+was probably more due to that unfortunate phrase in the Democratic
+platform than to any other cause.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The tragedy of the assassination of Mr. Lincoln was followed by
+the most pathetic incident of American life&mdash;his funeral. After
+the ceremony at Washington the funeral train stopped at Philadelphia,
+New York, and Albany. In each of these cities was an opportunity
+for the people to view the remains.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had charge in my official capacity as secretary of state of
+the train after it left Albany. It was late in the evening when
+we started, and the train was running all night through central
+and western New York. Its schedule was well known along the route.
+Wherever the highway crossed the railway track the whole population
+of the neighborhood was assembled on the highway and in the fields.
+Huge bonfires lighted up the scene. Pastors of the local churches
+of all denominations had united in leading their congregations
+for greeting and farewell for their beloved president. As we
+would reach a crossing there sometimes would be hundreds and
+at others thousands of men, women, and children on their knees,
+praying and singing hymns.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This continuous service of prayer and song and supplication lasted
+over the three hundred miles between Albany and Buffalo, from
+midnight until dawn.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap04"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+IV. GENERAL GRANT
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The fairies who distribute the prizes are practical jokers.
+I have known thousands who sought office, some for its distinction,
+some for its emoluments, and some for both; thousands who wanted
+promotion from places they held, and other thousands who wanted to
+regain positions they had lost, all of whom failed in their search.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I probably would have been in one of those classes if I had been
+seeking an office. I was determined, however, upon a career in
+railroad work until, if possible, I had reached its highest rewards.
+During that period I was offered about a dozen political
+appointments, most of them of great moment and very tempting,
+all of which I declined.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Near the close of President Grant's administration George Jones,
+at that time the proprietor and publisher of the New York Times,
+asked me to come and see him. Mr. Jones, in his association with
+the brilliant editor, Henry J. Raymond, had been a progressive and
+staying power of the financial side of this great journal. He was
+of Welsh descent, a very hardheaded, practical, and wise business
+man. He also had very definite views on politics and parties, and
+several times nearly wrecked his paper by obstinately pursuing
+a course which was temporarily unpopular with its readers and
+subscribers. I was on excellent terms with Mr. Jones and admired
+him. The New York Times became under his management one of
+the severest critics of General Grant's administration and of
+the president himself.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went to his house and during the conversation Jones said to me:
+"I was very much surprised to receive a letter from the president
+asking me to come and see him at the White House. Of course I
+went, anticipating a disagreeable interview, but it turned out
+absolutely the reverse. The president was most cordial, and his
+frankness most attractive. After a long and full discussion,
+the president said the Times had been his most unsparing critic,
+but he was forced to agree with much the Times said; that he had
+sent for me to make a request; that he had come to the presidency
+without any preparation whatever for its duties or for civic
+responsibilities; that he was compelled to take the best advice he
+could find and surround himself with men, many of whom he had
+never met before, and they were his guides and teachers; that he,
+however, assumed the entire responsibility for everything he had
+done. He knew perfectly well, in the retrospect and with the
+larger experience he had gained, that he had made many mistakes.
+'And now, Mr. Jones,' he continued, 'I have sent for you as
+the most powerful as well as, I think, the fairest of my critics,
+to ask that you will say in your final summing up of my eight years
+that, however many my errors or mistakes, they were faults of
+judgment, and that I acted conscientiously and in any way I thought
+was right and best.'
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I told the president I would be delighted to take that view in
+the Times. Then the president said that he would like to show
+his appreciation in some way which would be gratifying to me.
+I told him that I wanted nothing for myself, nor did any of my
+friends, in the line of patronage. Then he said he wanted my
+assistance because he was looking for the best man for United States
+district attorney for the district of New York. With my large
+acquaintance he thought that I should be able to tell him whom
+among the lawyers would be best to appoint. After a little
+consideration I recommended you.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"The president then said: 'Mr. Depew supported Greeley, and
+though he is back in the party and doing good service in the
+campaigns, I do not like those men. Nevertheless, you can tender
+him the office and ask for his immediate acceptance.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I told Mr. Jones what my determination was in regard to a career,
+and while appreciating most highly both his own friendship and
+the compliment from the president, I must decline.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Grant's mistakes in his presidency arose from his possession
+of one of the greatest of virtues, and that is loyalty to one's
+friends. He had unlimited confidence in them and could not see,
+or be made to see, nor listen to any of their defects. He was
+himself of such transparent honesty and truthfulness that he
+gauged and judged others by his own standard. Scandals among
+a few of the officials of his administration were entirely due
+to this great quality.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+His intimacy among his party advisers fell among the most extreme
+of organization men and political machinists. When, under the
+advice of Senator Conkling, he appointed Thomas Murphy collector
+of the port of New York, it was charged in the press that the
+collector removed employees at the rate of several hundred per
+day and filled their places with loyal supporters of the organization.
+This policy, which was a direct reversal of the ideas of
+civil-service reform which were then rapidly gaining strength,
+incurred the active hostility of civil-service reformers, of whom
+George William Curtis was the most conspicuous.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When General Grant came to reside in New York, after his tour
+around the world, he was overwhelmed with social attentions.
+I met him at dinners several times a week and was the victim
+of a characteristic coldness of manner which he had towards
+many people.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One St. Patrick's Day, while in Washington, I received an earnest
+telegraphic request from Judge John T. Brady and his brother-in-law,
+Judge Charles P. Daly, president of the Society of the Friendly
+Sons of St. Patrick, saying: "The Sons are to have their greatest
+celebration because they are to be honored by the presence of
+General Grant, who will also speak, and it is imperative that you
+come and help us welcome him."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I arrived at the dinner late and passed in front of the dais to my
+seat at the other end, while General Grant was speaking. He
+was not easy on his feet at that time, though afterwards he became
+very felicitous in public speaking. He paused a moment until
+I was seated and then said: "If Chauncey Depew stood in my shoes,
+and I in his, I would be a much happier man."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I immediately threw away the speech I had prepared during the six
+hours' trip from Washington, and proceeded to make a speech on
+"Who can stand now or in the future in the shoes of General Grant?"
+I had plenty of time before my turn came to elaborate this idea,
+gradually eliminating contemporary celebrities until in the future
+the outstanding figure representing the period would be the hero
+of our Civil War and the restoration of the Union.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The enthusiasm of the audience, as the speech went on, surpassed
+anything I ever saw. They rushed over tables and tried to carry
+the general around the room. When the enthusiasm had subsided
+he came to me and with much feeling said: "Thank you for that
+speech; it is the greatest and most eloquent that I ever heard."
+He insisted upon my standing beside him when he received the
+families of the members, and took me home in his carriage.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+From that time until his death he was most cordial, and at many
+dinners would insist upon my being assigned to a chair next to him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among strangers and in general conversation General Grant was
+the most reticent of men, but among those whom he knew a most
+entertaining conversationalist. He went over a wide field on such
+occasions and was interesting on all subjects, and especially
+instructive on military campaigns and commanders. He gave me as
+his judgment that among all the military geniuses of the world
+the greatest was General Philip Sheridan, and that Sheridan's
+grasp of a situation had no parallel in any great general of whom
+he knew.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was with General Grant at his home the day before he went from
+New York to Mount McGregor, near Saratoga, where he died.
+I learned of the trip and went immediately to see him, and was
+met by his son, General Frederick D. Grant. I said to him:
+"I learn that your father is going to Mount McGregor to-morrow,
+and I have come to tender him a special train."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After all the necessary arrangements had been made he asked me
+to go in and see the general. Before doing this I asked: "How
+is he?" "Well," he answered, "he is dying, but it is of infinite
+relief to him to see people whom he knows and likes, and I know
+he wants to see you. Our effort is to keep his mind off from
+himself and interest him with anything which we think will be
+of relief to him, and if you have any new incidents do not fail
+to tell him."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I entered the room the general was busy writing his "Memoirs."
+He greeted me very cordially, said he was glad to see me, and
+then remarked: "I see by the papers that you have been recently
+up at Hartford delivering a lecture. Tell me about it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In reply I told him about a very interesting journey there;
+the lecture and supper afterwards, with Mark Twain as the presiding
+genius, concerning all of which he asked questions, wanting more
+particulars, and the whole story seemed to interest him. What
+seemed to specially please him was the incident when I arrived
+at the hotel, after the supper given me at the close of my lecture.
+It was about three o'clock in the morning, and I went immediately
+to bed, leaving a call for the early train to New York. At five
+o'clock there was violent rapping on the door and, upon opening
+it, an Irish waiter stood there with a tray on which were a bottle
+of champagne and a goblet of ice.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"You have made a mistake," I said to the waiter.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No, sir," he answered, "I could not make a mistake about you."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Who sent this?" I asked.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"The committee, sir, with positive instructions that you should
+have it at five o'clock in the morning," he answered.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well, my friend, I said, is it the habit of the good people of
+Hartford, when they have decided to go to New York on an early
+train to drink a bottle of champagne at five o'clock in the morning?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He answered: "Most of them do, sir."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+(Nobody at that time had dreamed of the Eighteenth Amendment
+and the Volstead law.)
+</P>
+
+<P>
+With a smile General Grant then said: "Well, there are some
+places in Connecticut where that could not be done, as local
+option prevails and the towns have gone dry. For instance, my
+friend, Senator Nye, of Nevada, spoke through Connecticut in
+my interest in the last campaign. Nye was a free liver, though
+not a dissipated man, and, as you know, a very excellent speaker.
+He told me that when he arrived at one of the principal manufacturing
+towns he was entertained by the leading manufacturer at his big
+house and in magnificent style. The dinner was everything that
+could be desired, except that the only fluid was ice-water. After
+a long speech Nye, on returning to the house, had a reception,
+and the supper was still dry, except plenty of ice-water.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Nye, completely exhausted, went to bed but could not sleep,
+nor could he find any stimulants. So, about six o'clock in the
+morning he dressed and wandered down to the dining-room. The head
+of the house came in and, seeing him, exclaimed: 'Why, senator,
+you are up early.' Nye replied: 'Yes, you know, out in Nevada we
+have a great deal of malaria, and I could not sleep.' 'Well,'
+said the host, 'this is a temperance town. We find it an excellent
+thing for the working people, and especially for the young men,
+but we have some malaria here, also, and for that I have a private
+remedy.' Whereupon he went to a closet and pulled out a bottle
+of brandy.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"After his host had left, Nye continued there in a refreshed and
+more enjoyable spirit. Soon his hostess came in and, much
+surprised, said: 'Why, senator, you are up early!' 'Yes,' he
+said, 'out in Nevada we have a great deal of malaria, and while
+I am on these speaking tours I have sharp attacks and cannot
+sleep. I had one last night.'
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"'Well,' she remarked, 'this is a temperance town, and it is
+a good thing for the working people and the young men, but I have
+a touch of malaria now and then myself.' Then she went to the
+tea-caddy and pulled out a bottle of brandy. The senator by this
+time was in perfect harmony with himself and the whole world.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"When the boys came in (sons of the entertainer) they said:
+'Senator, we hear that you are an expert on livestock, horses,
+cattle, etc. Won't you come out in the barn so we can show you
+some we regard as very fine specimens?' The boys took him out
+to the barn, shut the door, locked it, and whispered: 'Senator,
+we have no live stock, but we have a bottle here in the hay mow
+which we think will do you good.' And the senator wound up his
+narrative by saying: 'The wettest place that I know of is a dry
+town in Connecticut.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The next day General Grant went to Mount McGregor and, as we
+all know, a few days afterwards he lost his voice completely.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap05"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+V. ROSCOE CONKLING
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+For a number of years, instead of taking my usual vacation in
+travel or at some resort, I spent a few weeks in the fall in the
+political canvass as a speaker. In the canvass of 1868 I was
+associated with Senator Roscoe Conkling, who desired an assistant,
+as the mass meetings usually wanted at least two and probably
+three hours of speaking, and he limited himself to an hour.
+General Grant was at the height of his popularity and the audiences
+were enormous. As we had to speak every day and sometimes several
+times a day, Mr. Conkling notified the committees that he would not
+speak out of doors, and that they must in all cases provide a hall.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When we arrived at Lockport, N. Y., the chairman of the committee,
+Burt Van Horn, who was the congressman from the district, told
+the senator that at least twenty thousand people from the town,
+and others coming from the country on excursion trains, had filled
+the Fair Grounds. Conkling became very angry and told the
+congressman that he knew perfectly well the conditions under which
+he came to Lockport, and that he would not speak at the
+Fair Grounds. A compromise was finally effected by which the
+senator was to appear upon the platform, the audience be informed
+that he would speak in the Opera House, and I was to be left to
+take care of the crowd. The departure of the senator from the
+grounds was very dramatic. He was enthusiastically applauded
+and a band preceded his carriage.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+For some reason I never had such a success as in addressing that
+audience. Commencing with a story, which was new and effective,
+I continued for two hours without apparently losing an auditor.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Upon my return to the hotel I found the senator very indignant.
+He said that he had gone to the Opera House with the committee;
+that, of course, no meeting had been advertised there, but a band
+had been placed on the balcony to play, as if it were a dime
+museum attraction inside; that a few farmers' wives had straggled
+in to have an opportunity to partake from their baskets their
+luncheons, and that he had left the Opera House and returned
+to the hotel. The committee coming in and narrating what had
+occurred at the Fair Grounds, did not help his imperious temper.
+The committee begged for a large meeting, which was to be held in
+the evening, but Conkling refused and ordered me to do the same,
+and we left on the first train. The cordial relations which had
+existed up to that time were somehow severed and he became
+very hostile.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Grant, as president, of course, never had had experience
+or opportunity to know anything of practical politics. It was
+said that prior to his election he had never voted but once, and
+that was before the war, when he voted the Democratic ticket
+for James Buchanan.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All the senators, representatives, and public men who began to
+press around him, seeking the appointment to office of their
+friends, were unknown to him personally. He decided rapidly
+whom among them he could trust, and once having arrived at that
+conclusion, his decision was irrevocable. He would stand by a
+friend, without regard to its effect upon himself, to the last ditch.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of course, each of the two United States senators, Conkling and
+Fenton, wanted his exclusive favor. It is impossible to conceive of
+two men so totally different in every characteristic. Grant liked
+Conkling as much as he disliked Fenton. The result was that he
+transferred the federal patronage of the State to Senator Conkling.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Conkling was a born leader, very autocratic and dictatorial. He
+immediately began to remove Fenton officials and to replace them
+with members of his own organization. As there was no civil
+service at that time and public officers were necessarily active
+politicians, Senator Conkling in a few years destroyed the
+organization which Fenton had built up as governor, and became
+master of the Republican party in the State.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The test came at the State convention at Saratoga. Senator Conkling
+at that time had become hostile to me, why I do not know, nor
+could his friends, who were most of them mine also, find out.
+He directed that I must not be elected a delegate to the convention.
+The collector of the port of New York, in order to make that
+decree effective, filled my district in Westchester County with
+appointees from the Custom House.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Patronage, when its control is subject to a popular vote, is
+a boomerang. The appointment of a citizen in a town arouses
+the anger of many others who think they are more deserving.
+I appealed to the farmers with the simple question whether old
+Westchester should be controlled by federal authority in a purely
+State matter of their own. The result of the appeal was
+overwhelming, and when the district convention met, the Custom
+House did not have a single delegate.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The leader of the Custom House crowd came to me and said: "This
+is a matter of bread-and-butter and living with us. It is nothing
+to you. These delegates are against us and for you at the
+convention. Now, we have devised a plan to save our lives. It is
+that the three delegates elected shall all be friends of yours.
+You shall apparently be defeated. A resolution will be passed
+that if either delegate fails to attend or resigns, the other two
+may fill the vacancy. One of these will resign when the convention
+meets and you will be substituted in his place. In the meantime
+we will send out through the Associated Press that you have been
+defeated." I did not have the heart to see these poor fellows
+dismissed from their employment, and I assented to the proposition.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When we arrived at the convention Governor Cornell, then State
+chairman, called to order. I arose to make a motion, when he
+announced: "You, sir, are not a member of this convention." My
+credentials, however, under the arrangement made in Westchester,
+convinced him that he was misinformed. The Conkling side selected
+for their chairman Andrew D. White, and the other side selected
+me. Upon careful canvass of the votes we had a clear majority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There were several delegations which were controlled by federal
+office-holders. It is at this point that patronage becomes
+overwhelmingly effective. Several of those office-holders were
+shown telegrams from Washington, which meant their removal unless
+they did as directed by Senator Conkling. When the convention
+met the next day, the office-holders kept their heads on their
+shoulders, and my dear and valued old friend, Andrew D. White,
+was elected chairman of the convention.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I asked the leader of the federal crowd from Westchester how he
+explained my getting into the convention. "Oh," he said, "that
+was easy. Our people gained so many delegates by offers of
+patronage and threats of removal that when I told them you had
+bought my delegates away from me, they believed it without
+question, and we are all safe in our places in the Custom House."
+My success was entirely due to the farmers' indignation at federal
+dictation, and the campaign did not cost me a dollar.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Roscoe Conkling was created by nature for a great career. That
+he missed it was entirely his own fault. Physically he was the
+handsomest man of his time. His mental equipment nearly approached
+genius. He was industrious to a degree. His oratorical gifts
+were of the highest order, and he was a debater of rare power and
+resources. But his intolerable egotism deprived him of vision
+necessary for supreme leadership. With all his oratorical power
+and his talent in debate, he made little impression upon the country
+and none upon posterity. His position in the Senate was a masterful
+one, and on the platform most attractive, but none of his speeches
+appear in the schoolbooks or in the collections of great orations.
+The reason was that his wonderful gifts were wholly devoted to
+partisan discussions and local issues.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+His friends regarded his philippic against George W. Curtis at
+the Republican State convention at Rochester as the high-water
+mark of his oratory. I sat in the seat next to Mr. Curtis when
+Conkling delivered his famous attack. His admirers thought this
+the best speech he ever made, and it certainly was a fine effort,
+emphasized by oratory of a high order, and it was received by them
+with the wildest enthusiasm and applause.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The assault upon Mr. Curtis was exceedingly bitter, the denunciation
+very severe, and every resource of sarcasm, of which Mr. Conkling
+was past master, was poured upon the victim. His bitterness was
+caused by Mr. Curtis's free criticism of him on various occasions.
+The speech lasted two hours, and it was curious to note its effect
+upon Mr. Curtis. Under the rules which the convention had adopted,
+he could not reply, so he had to sit and take it. The only feeling
+or evidence of being hurt by his punishment was in exclamations
+at different points made by his assailant. They were: "Remarkable!"
+"Extraordinary!" "What an exhibition!" "Bad temper!" "Very
+bad temper!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the long controversy between them Mr. Curtis had the advantages
+which the journalist always possesses. The orator has one
+opportunity on the platform and the publication the next day in
+the press. The editor&mdash;and Mr. Curtis was at that time editor
+of Harper's Weekly&mdash;can return every Saturday and have an exclusive
+hearing by an audience limited only by the circulation of his
+newspaper and the quotations from it by journalistic friends.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The speech illustrated Conkling's methods of preparation. I used
+to hear from the senator's friends very frequently that he had
+added another phrase to his characterization of Curtis. While
+he was a ready debater, yet for an effort of this kind he would
+sometimes devote a year to going frequently over the ground, and
+in each repetition produce new epigrams, quotable phrases, and
+characterizations.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There used to be an employee of the State committee named Lawrence.
+He was a man of a good deal of receptive intelligence and worshipped
+the senator. Mr. Conkling discovered this quality and used
+Lawrence as a target or listening-post. I have often had Lawrence
+come to my office and say: "I had a great night. The senator
+talked to me or made speeches to me until nearly morning." He told
+me that he had heard every word of the Curtis philippic many times.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lawrence told me of another instance of Conkling's preparation for
+a great effort. When he was preparing the speech, which was to
+bring his friends who had been disappointed at the convention
+to the support of General Garfield, he summoned Lawrence for
+clerical work at his home. Lawrence said that the senator would
+write or dictate, and then correct until he was satisfied with the
+effort, and that this took considerable time. When it was completed
+he would take long walks into the country, and in these walks
+recite the whole or part of his speech until he was perfect
+master of it.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This speech took four hours in delivery in New York, and he held
+the audience throughout this long period. John Reed, one of
+the editors of the New York Times, told me that he sat on the
+stage near Conkling and had in his hands the proofs which had
+been set up in advance and which filled ten columns of his paper.
+He said that the senator neither omitted nor interpolated a word
+from the beginning to the end. He would frequently refer apparently
+to notes on his cuffs, or little memoranda, not that he needed
+them, but it was the orator's always successful effort to create
+impression that his speech is extemporaneous, and the audience
+much prefer a speech which they think is such.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Conkling held an important position in a critical period
+of our country's history. If his great powers had been devoted
+in the largest way to the national constructive problems of the
+time, he would have been the leader of the dominant party and
+president of the United States. Instead, he became the leader
+of a faction in his own State only, and by the merciless use
+of federal patronage absolutely controlled for twelve years the
+action of the State organization.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All the young men who appeared in the legislature or in county
+offices who displayed talent for leadership, independence, and
+ambition were set aside. The result was remarkable. While prior
+to his time there were many men in public life in the State with
+national reputation and influence, this process of elimination
+drove young men from politics into the professions or business,
+and at the close of Senator Conkling's career there was hardly
+an active member of the Republican party in New York of national
+reputation, unless he had secured it before Mr. Conkling became
+the autocrat of New York politics. The political machine in the
+Republican party in his Congressional district early in his career
+became jealous of his growing popularity and influence, both at
+home and in Congress. By machine methods they defeated him and
+thought they had retired him permanently from public life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I was elected secretary of state I received a note from
+Mr. Conkling, asking if I would meet him. I answered: "Yes,
+immediately, and at Albany." He came there with Ward Hunt,
+afterwards one of the associate justices of the Supreme Court
+of the United States. He delivered an intense attack upon machine
+methods and machine politics, and said they would end in the
+elimination of all independent thought, in the crushing of all
+ambition in promising young men, and ultimate infinite damage
+to the State and nation. "You," he said, "are a very young man for
+your present position, but you will soon be marked for destruction."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then he stated what he wanted, saying: "I was defeated by the
+machine in the last election. They can defeat me now only by
+using one man of great talent and popularity in my district. I want
+you to make that man your deputy secretary of state. It is the
+best office in your gift, and he will be entirely satisfied."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I answered him: "I have already received from the chiefs of the
+State organization designations for every place in my office,
+and especially for that one, but the appointment is yours and
+you may announce it at once."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Conkling arose as if addressing an audience, and as he stood
+there in the little parlor of Congress Hall in Albany he was
+certainly a majestic figure. He said: "Sir, a thing that is
+quickly done is doubly done. Hereafter, as long as you and I
+both live, there never will be a deposit in any bank, personally,
+politically, or financially to my credit which will not be subject
+to your draft."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The gentleman whom he named became my deputy. His name was
+Erastus Clark. He was a man of ability and very broad culture,
+and was not only efficient in the performance of his duties, but
+one of the most delightful of companions. His health was bad,
+and his friends were always alarmed, and justifiably so, about him.
+Nevertheless, I met him years afterwards in Washington, when
+he was past eighty-four.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At Mr. Conkling's request Mr. Clark made an appointment for a
+mutual visit to Trenton Falls, a charming resort near Utica. We
+spent the week-end there, and I saw Mr. Conkling at his best.
+He was charming in reminiscence, in discussion, in his
+characterization of the leading actors upon the public stage,
+and in varying views of ambitions and careers.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the patronage all fell into his hands after the election of
+General Grant, he pressed upon me the appointment of postmaster
+of the city of New York. It was difficult for him to understand
+that, while I enjoyed politics and took an active part in
+campaigns, I would not accept any office whatever. He then
+appointed one of the best of postmasters, who afterwards became
+postmaster-general, but who was also one of the most efficient
+of his lieutenants, General Thomas L. James.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When Mr. Conkling was a candidate for United States senator I was
+regarded as a confidential friend of Governor Fenton. The governor
+was one of the most secretive of men, and, therefore, I did not
+know his views to the candidate, or whether he had preferences.
+I think he had no preferences but wished Conkling defeated, and
+at the same time did not want to take a position which would incur
+the enmity of him or his friends.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One night there was a great public demonstration, and, being
+called upon, I made a speech to the crowd, which included the
+legislature, to the effect that we had been voiceless in the
+United States Senate too long; that the greatest State in the
+Union should be represented by a man who had demonstrated his
+ability to all, and that man was Mr. Conkling. This created an
+impression that I was speaking for the governor as well as myself,
+and the effect upon the election was great. Mr. Conkling thought
+so, and that led to his pressing upon me official recognition.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+How the breach came between us, why he became persistently hostile
+during the rest of his life, I never knew. President Arthur,
+Governor Cornell, and other of his intimate friends told me that
+they tried often to find out, but their efforts only irritated him
+and never received any response.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Conkling's peculiar temperament was a source of great
+trouble to his lieutenants. They were all able and loyal, but
+he was intolerant of any exercise on their part of independent
+judgment. This led to the breaking off of all relations with the two
+most distinguished of them&mdash;President Arthur and Governor Cornell.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A breach once made could not be healed. A bitter controversy
+in debate with Mr. Blaine assumed a personal character. In the
+exchanges common in the heat of such debates Blaine ridiculed
+Conkling's manner and called him a turkey-cock. Mutual friends
+tried many times to bring them together. Blaine was always
+willing, but Conkling never.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Conkling had a controversy which was never healed with Senator Platt,
+who had served him long and faithfully and with great efficiency.
+During the twenty years in which Platt was leader, following
+Senator Conkling, he displayed the reverse qualities. He was
+always ready for consultation, he sought advice, and was tolerant
+of large liberty of individual judgment among his associates. He
+was always forgiving, and taking back into confidence those with
+whom he had quarrelled.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One summer I was taking for a vacation a trip to Europe and had
+to go aboard the steamer the night before, as she sailed very
+early in the morning. One of my staff appeared and informed me
+that a very serious attack upon the New York Central had been
+started in the courts and that the law department needed outside
+counsel and asked whom he should employ. I said: "Senator
+Conkling." With amazement he replied: "Why, he has been bitterly
+denouncing you for months." "Yes, but that was politics," I said.
+"You know the most brilliant lawyer in the United States might come
+to New York, and unless he formed advantageous associations with
+some of the older firms he could get no practice. Now, this suit
+will be very conspicuous, and the fact that Senator Conkling is
+chief counsel for the Central will give him at once a standing
+and draw to him clients." His appearance in the case gave him
+immediate prominence and a large fee.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Conkling's career at the bar was most successful, and
+there was universal sorrow when his life ended in the tragedy
+of the great blizzard.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap06"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+VI. HORACE GREELEY
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+While secretary of state of New York, the decennial State census
+was taken, and the appointment of three thousand census takers
+involved as much pressure from congressmen, State senators,
+assemblymen, and local leaders as if the places had been very
+remunerative and permanent. I discovered what a power political
+patronage is in party organization, because it developed that
+the appointment of this large number of men, located in every town
+in the State, could easily have been utilized for the formation
+of a personal organization within the party.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was exceedingly fond, as I am still and always have been,
+of political questions, issues affecting the general government,
+the State, or localities, party organizations, and political
+leaders. So, while devoted to my profession and its work and
+increasingly enjoying its labor and activities, politics became
+an interesting recreation. With no desire for and with a
+determination not to take any public office, to be called into
+party councils, to be at an occasional meeting of the State
+committee and a delegate to conventions were happy relief and
+excursions from the routine of professional work, as golf is to
+a tired business man or lawyer.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The nomination of General Grant for president by the Republicans
+and of Horatio Seymour by the Democrats had made New York the
+pivotal State in the national election. John T. Hoffman, the most
+popular among the younger Democrats, was their nominee for governor.
+The Republicans, with great unanimity, agreed upon John A. Griswold,
+a congressman from the Troy district. Griswold was the idol
+of his colleagues in the New York delegation in Congress, and
+his attractive personality and demonstrated business ability had
+made him a great favorite with politicians, business men, and
+labor. The canvass for his nomination had been conducted with
+great ardor by enthusiastic friends in all parts of the State, and
+the delegations were nearly all practically pledged to his
+nomination. No one dreamed that there would be an opposition
+candidate.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On the train to the convention John Russell Young, then managing
+editor of the New York Tribune under Mr. Greeley, came to me and
+said: "Mr. Greeley has decided to be a candidate at the convention
+for the nomination for governor. You are his friend, he lives in
+your assembly district in Westchester County, and wishes you
+to make the nomination speech."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I tried to argue the question with Young by portraying to him
+the situation and the utter hopelessness of any attempt to break
+the slate. He, however, insisted upon it, saying that all pledges
+and preferences would disappear because of Greeley's services
+to the party for so many years.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When we arrived at Syracuse and stated our determination to present
+Mr. Greeley's name, it was hilariously received as a joke. Efforts
+were made by friends of Greeley to persuade him not to undertake
+such an impossible task, but they could produce no effect.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Griswold was put in nomination by Mr. Demers, one of the most
+eloquent young men in the ministry of the State, and afterwards
+an editor of power, and his speech filled every requirement.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then I presented Mr. Greeley. At first the audience was hostile,
+but as the recital of the great editor's achievements grew in
+intensity and heat, the convention began to applaud and then
+to cheer. A delegate hurled at me the question: "How about
+Greeley signing the bail of Jefferson Davis?" The sentiment
+seemed to change at once and cheers were followed by hisses.
+Then there was supreme silence, and I immediately shouted:
+"There are spots on the sun."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The effect was electrical. Delegates were on their feet, standing
+on chairs, the air was full of hats, and the cheers deafening for
+Greeley for some minutes. Mr. Demers, the preacher delegate,
+lost his equilibrium, rushed up to me, shaking his fist excitedly,
+and shouted: "Damn you! you have nominated him and beaten Griswold."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A recess was taken, and when the convention reconvened the ballot
+demonstrated that if the organization is given time it can always
+reform its shattered lines and show the efficiency of discipline.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I met Mr. Greeley soon after, he said: "I cannot understand
+why I desired the nomination for governor, nor why anybody should
+want the office. There is nothing in it. No man now can name the
+ten last governors of the State of New York."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Having tried that proposition many times since on the average
+citizen, I have found that Mr. Greeley was absolutely right.
+Any one who does not think so can try to solve that problem himself.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The meeting of the Electoral College at the Capitol at Albany
+in 1864 was one of the most picturesque and interesting gatherings
+ever held in the State. People came from all parts of the country
+to witness the formality of the casting of the vote of New York
+for Abraham Lincoln. The members of the college were, most of
+them, men of great distinction in our public and civic life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Horace Greeley was elected president of the college. The meeting
+was held in the Senate chamber. When Mr. Greeley took the chair,
+the desk in front of him made only his bust visible and with his
+wonderfully intellectual face, his long gray hair brushed back, and
+his solemn and earnest expression, he was one of the most impressive
+figures I ever saw occupying the chair as a presiding officer.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the electors had failed to appear. Most of us knew that
+under pressure of great excitement he was unable to resist his
+convivial tendencies, but no one supposed that Mr. Greeley could
+by any possibility know of his weakness. After waiting some
+time one of the electors moved that the college take a recess for
+half a day. Mr. Greeley turned very pale and, before putting
+the question, made a little speech, something like this, in a voice
+full of emotion, I might almost say tears: "My brethren, we are
+met here upon the most solemn occasion of our lives in this crisis
+of the republic. Upon the regularity of what we do here this day
+may depend whether the republic lives or dies. I would, therefore,
+suggest that we sit here in silence until our absent brother, who
+is doubtless kept from us by some good reason, shall appear and
+take his seat."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The effect of this address upon the Electoral College and the
+surrounding audience was great. Many were in tears, and the
+women spectators, most of whom were in mourning for those lost
+during the war, were all crying.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As secretary of state it was my duty to have the papers all
+prepared for execution as soon as the college had voted, and
+to attach to them the great seal of the State, and then they were
+sent by special messenger to Washington to be delivered to the
+House of Representatives. Mr. Greeley, at the opening of the
+session, said to me: "Chauncey, as I am not very familiar with
+parliamentary law, I wish you would take a seat on the steps
+beside me here, so that I can consult you if necessary." After
+this effective and affecting speech he leaned down until he was
+close to my ear, and said: "Chauncey, how long do you think it
+will be before that d&mdash;&mdash; drunken fool will be able to return and
+take his seat?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Grant's administration soon aroused great opposition.
+Carl Schurz, Charles Francis Adams, and other leaders became
+very hostile to the administration and to a second term. The
+country was longing for peace. The "carpet-bag" governments
+of the South were full of corruption and incompetence and imposed
+upon the Southern States intolerable burdens of debt. The feeling
+was becoming general that there should be universal amnesty in
+order that the best and most capable people of the South could
+return to the management of their own affairs.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This led to the calling of a convention of the Republicans, which
+nominated Horace Greeley for president. I had no desire nor
+the slightest intention of being involved in this controversy, but
+was happily pursuing my profession, with increasing fondness for
+private life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One day Commodore Vanderbilt, who had a strong friendship for
+Mr. Greeley, but took no interest in politics, said to me:
+"Mr. Greeley has been to see me and is very anxious for you to
+assist him. If you can aid him in any way I wish you would."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Afterwards Mr. Greeley called at my house. "Chauncey," he said
+(he always called me Chauncey), "as you know, I have been nominated
+by the Liberal Republican convention for President of the United
+States. If I can get the indorsement of the Democratic party my
+election is assured. My Democratic friends tell me that in order
+to accomplish that I must demonstrate that I have a substantial
+Republican following. So we have called a meeting at Rochester,
+which is the capital of the strongest Republican counties of the
+State. It is necessary to have for the principal speaker some
+Republican of State and national reputation. I have selected
+you for that purpose."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To my protest that I did not wish to enter into the contest nor
+to take any part in active politics, he said, very indignantly:
+"I have supported you in my paper and personally during the whole
+of your career. I thought that if anybody was capable of gratitude
+it is you, and I have had unfortunate experiences with many."
+I never was able to resist an appeal of this kind, so I said
+impulsively: "Mr. Greeley, I will go."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The meeting was a marvellous success for the purpose for which
+it was called. It was purely a Republican gathering. The crowd
+was several times larger than the hall could accommodate.
+Henry R. Selden, one of the judges of the Court of Appeals and
+one of the most eminent and respected Republicans of the State,
+presided. The two hundred vice-presidents and secretaries upon
+the platform I had known intimately for years as Republican leaders
+of their counties and districts. The demonstration so impressed
+the Democratic State leaders that at the national Democratic
+convention Mr. Greeley was indorsed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There were two State conventions held simultaneously that year,
+one Democratic and one Liberal Republican. In the division of
+offices the Democratic party, being the larger, was given the
+governorship and the Liberal Republicans had the lieutenant-governorship.
+I was elected as the presiding officer of the Liberal Republican
+convention and also was made unanimously its nominee for
+lieutenant-governor. The Democratic convention nominated Francis
+Kernan, one of the most distinguished lawyers of the State, and
+afterwards United States senator.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+If the election had been held early in the canvass there is little
+doubt but that Mr. Greeley would have carried the State by an
+overwhelming majority. His difficulty was that for a quarter of a
+century, as editor of the New York Tribune, he had been the most
+merciless, bitter, and formidable critic and opponent of the
+Democratic party. The deep-seated animosity against him was
+fully aroused as the campaign proceeded by a propaganda which
+placed in the hands of every Democrat these former slashing
+editorials of the New York Tribune. Their effect upon the Democratic
+voters was evident after a while, and when in the September election
+North Carolina went Republican, a great mass of Republicans, who
+had made up their minds to support Mr. Greeley, went back to their
+party, and he was overwhelmingly defeated.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the early part of his canvass Mr. Greeley made a tour of the
+country. There have been many such travels by presidential
+candidates, but none like this. His march was a triumphal
+procession, and his audiences enormous and most enthusiastic.
+The whole country marvelled at his intellectual versatility. He
+spoke every day, and often several times a day, and each speech
+was absolutely new. There seemed to be no limit to his originality,
+his freshness, or the new angles from which to present the issues
+of the canvass. No candidate was ever so bitterly abused and
+so slandered.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A veteran speaker has in the course of his career original
+experiences. The cordiality and responsiveness of his audience
+is not always an index of their agreement with his argument.
+During the campaign Mr. Greeley came to me and said: "I have
+received encouraging accounts from the State of Maine. I have
+a letter from such a place"&mdash;naming it&mdash;"from the principal of the
+academy there. He writes me that the Congregational minister,
+who has the largest church in town, the bank president, the
+manufacturer, the principal lawyer, and himself are lifelong
+readers of the Tribune, and those steadfast Republicans intend
+to support me. He thinks if they can have a public meeting with
+a speaker of national reputation, the result might be an overturn in
+my favor in this community, which is almost unanimously Republican,
+that it may influence the whole State, and," continued Mr. Greeley,
+"he suggests you as the speaker, and I earnestly ask you to go."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I arrived at the place I was entertained by the manufacturer.
+The audience crowded the largest hall in the town. The principal
+of the academy presided, the Congregational minister opened
+the exercises with a prayer, and I was introduced and received
+with great cordiality.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+For such an audience my line of talk was praising General Grant
+as the greatest general of modern times, and how largely the
+preservation of the Union depended upon his military genius.
+Then to picture the tremendous responsibilities of the presidency
+and the impossibility of a man, however great as a soldier, with
+a lifetime of military education, environment, and experiences,
+succeeding in civil office, especially as great a one as the
+presidency of the United States. Then came, naturally, a eulogium
+of Horace Greeley, the maker of public opinion, the moulder of
+national policies, the most eloquent and resourceful leader of
+the Republican party since its formation. The audience cheered
+with great enthusiasm all these allusions to General Grant,
+and responded with equal fervor to my praise of Horace Greeley.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I concluded they stood up and gave me cordial cheers, and
+the presiding officer came forward and said: "I now suggest that
+we close this meeting with three rousing cheers for Horace Greeley."
+The principal of the academy, the manufacturer, the minister,
+the lawyer, a very few of the audience, and several women responded.
+After this frost a farmer rose gradually, and as he began to let
+out link after link of his body, which seemed about seven feet
+tall, he reached his full height, and then in a voice which could
+be heard a mile shouted: "Three cheers for General Grant!" The
+response nearly took the roof off the house. I left the State
+the next morning and told Mr. Greeley that he could not carry Maine.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the amusing episodes of the campaign was one which occurred
+at an open-door mass meeting at Watertown, N. Y. John A. Dix had
+been nominated for governor on the Republican ticket, and I was
+speaking of him and his career. He had changed from one party to
+the other five or six times in the course of his long career, and
+each time received an office. There was great doubt as to his
+age, because in the American Encyclopaedia the date of his birth
+was given as of a certain year, and in the French Encyclopaedia,
+which published his biography when he was minister to France,
+a widely different date was given. In the full tide of partisan
+oratory I went over these changes of political activity, and how
+each one had been rewarded, also the doubt as to his age, and
+then I shouted: "I have discovered among the records of the
+Pilgrim Fathers that when they landed on Plymouth Rock they found
+John A. Dix standing on the rock and announcing that unless they
+made him justice of the peace he would join the Indians." An
+indignant farmer, who could not hold his wrath any longer, shouted:
+"That's a lie! The Pilgrims landed more than two hundred and
+fifty years ago." I saw that my interrupter had swallowed my
+bait, hook, and line, bob and sinker, pole and all, and shouted
+with great indignation: "Sir, I have narrated that historical
+incident throughout the State, from Montauk Point to Niagara Falls,
+and you are the first man who has had the audacity to question it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Another farmer stepped up to the heckler and said: "Here is my
+hat, neighbor. You can keep it. I am going bareheaded for the
+rest of my life." In his uproarious laughter the crowd all joined.
+It was years before the questioning farmer could visit Watertown
+without encountering innumerable questions as to when the Pilgrims
+landed on Plymouth Rock.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The last meeting of the campaign was held at Mr. Greeley's home
+at Chappaqua in Westchester County. We all knew that the contest
+was hopeless and defeat sure. I was one of the speakers, both
+as his neighbor and friend, and accompanied him to New York.
+A rough crowd on the train jeered him as we rode along. We went
+to his office, and there he spoke of the lies that had been told
+about him, and which had been believed by the public; of the
+cartoons which had misrepresented him, especially those of Tom Nast,
+and of which there were many lying about. Leaning upon his desk,
+a discouraged and hopeless man, he said: "I have given my life
+to the freeing of the slaves, and yet they have been made to
+believe that I was a slave driver. It has been made to appear,
+and people have been made to believe, that I was wrong or faithless,
+or on the other side of the reforms which I have advocated all my
+life. I will be beaten in the campaign and I am ruined for life."
+He was overcome with emotion, and it was the saddest interview
+I ever had with any one. It was really the breaking of a great
+heart. He died before the votes were counted.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was instantly a tremendous revulsion of popular feeling
+in the country. He had lost his wife during the campaign, and
+the people woke up suddenly to the sorrows under which he had
+labored, to his genius as a journalist, to his activity as a
+reformer, and to a usefulness that had no parallel among his
+contemporaries. The president-elect, General Grant, and the
+vice-president-elect, Schuyler Colfax, attended the funeral, and
+without distinction of party his death was universally mourned.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After the election, in consultation on railroad affairs,
+Commodore Vanderbilt said to me, "I was very glad you were
+defeated," which was his way of saying that he did not want me
+either to leave the railroad or to have other duties which would
+impair my efficiency.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+With the tragic death of Mr. Greeley the Liberal Republican
+movement ended. Most of us who had followed him resumed at once
+our Republican party relations and entered actively into its work
+in the next campaign. The revolt was forgiven, except in very few
+instances, and the Greeley men went back to their old positions
+in their various localities and became prominent in the official
+life of the State. I, as usual, in the fall took my vacation on
+the platform for the party.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap07"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+VII. RUTHERFORD B. HAYES AND WILLIAM M. EVARTS
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+It is one of the tragedies of history that in the procession of
+events, the accumulation of incidents, year by year and generation
+by generation, famous men of any period so rapidly disappear.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At the close of the Civil War there were at least a score of
+generals in the North, and as many in the South, whose names
+were household words. About fifty-five years have passed since
+the war closed, and the average citizen knows only two of
+them&mdash;Grant and Lee.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the last acts of General Grant was to tender to
+Senator Conkling the position of chief justice of the Supreme Court
+of the United States. Conkling had gained from the senatorship
+and the leadership of his party a great reputation, to which
+subsequent service in the Senate could add little or nothing.
+He was in his early forties, in the prime of his powers, and he
+would have had before him, as chief justice of this great court,
+a long life of usefulness and distinction.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Conkling was essentially an advocate, and as an advocate not
+possessing the judicial temperament. While there was a great
+surprise that he declined this wonderful opportunity, we can see
+now that the environment and restrictions of the position would
+have made it impossible for this fiery and ambitious spirit. It
+was well known that General Grant, so far as he could influence
+the actions of the national Republican convention, was in favor
+of Senator Conkling as his successor. The senator's friends
+believed, and they made him believe, that the presidency was
+within his grasp.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the national convention met it was discovered that the
+bitterness between the two leaders, Blaine and Conkling, made
+harmony impossible. The bitterness by that time was on Conkling's
+side against Blaine. With the latter's make-up, resentment could
+not last very long. It is an interesting speculation what might
+have happened if these two leaders had become friends. It is
+among the possibilities that both might have achieved the great
+object of their ambitions and been presidents of the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The outstanding feature of that convention in the history of those
+interesting gatherings was the speech of Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll,
+nominating Mr. Blaine. In its effect upon the audience, in its
+reception by the country, and by itself as an effort of that kind,
+it stands unprecedented and unequalled.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As usual in popular conventions, where the antagonism of the
+leaders and the bitterness of their partisanship threatens the
+unity of the party, the result was the nomination of a "dark horse,"
+and the convention closed its labors by presenting to the country
+General Rutherford B. Hayes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Hayes, although one of the most amiable, genial, and
+companionable of our presidents, with every quality to attach men
+to him and make warm friendships, was, nevertheless, one of the
+most isolated. He inherited all the business troubles, economic
+disorganization, and currency disturbances which grew out of the
+panic of 1873. He was met with more bankruptcy than had ever
+occurred in our business history.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+With rare courage and the most perfect good nature, he installed
+essential reforms, which, in the then condition of party organization
+and public sentiment, practically offended everybody. He threw
+the extreme radicals of his party into a frenzy of rage by wiping
+out the "carpet-bag" governments and restoring self-government
+for the South. He inaugurated civil-service reform, but in doing
+so antagonized most of the senators and members of the House.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When he found that the collector of the port of New York,
+Chester A. Arthur, and the surveyor, Alonzo B. Cornell, were
+running their offices with their vast patronage on strictly machine
+lines, and that this had the general approval of party leaders,
+he removed them and appointed for their successors General
+Edwin A. Merritt and Silas W. Burt, with instructions to remove
+no one on account of politics, and to appoint no one except for
+demonstrated efficiency for the place. He pursued the same policy
+in the Internal Revenue and Post-Office Departments. This policy
+threatened the primacy of the Conkling machine.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Hayes had a very strong Cabinet. The secretary of state,
+William M. Evarts, and the secretary of the treasury, John Sherman,
+were two of the ablest men in the country. Evarts was the leader
+of the national bar, and in crystallized mentality had no equal in
+the profession or outside of it. Sherman was the foremost and
+best-informed economist, and also a great statesman. In close
+consultation with Sherman, Hayes brought about the resumption
+of specie payment. The "green-backers," who were for unlimited
+paper, and the silver men, who were for unlimited coinage of
+silver, and who were very numerous, joined the insurgent brigade.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While Mr. Hayes retired from the presidency by what might be called
+unanimous consent, he had created conditions which made possible
+the success of his party in 1880.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a refreshing experience to meet the president during these
+troublous times. While everybody else was excited, he was perfectly
+calm. While most of the great men at the Capitol were raging, he,
+at the other end of the avenue, was placid and serene. He said
+once to me: "It is a novel experience when you do what you think
+right and best for the country to have it so generally criticised
+and disapproved. But the compensation is that you expect antagonism
+and disapproval and would think something was the matter with your
+decisions if you did not receive them."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The general abuse to which he was subjected from so many sources
+affected the public's view of him. After he had left the presidency
+he told me that he thought it was the duty of an ex-president to
+utilize the prestige which belonged to the office in the aid of
+education. "I have found," he said, "that it helps enormously in
+colleges and schools to have lectures, lessons, etc., in history
+and patriotism, and behind them the personality of an ex-president
+of the United States."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As an illustration of how distinguished men, when out of power, no
+longer interest our people, I remember I met Mr. Hayes one day
+in front of a fruit display of a well-known grocery establishment,
+and after greeting said to the groceryman: "That is ex-President
+Hayes. Don't you want to meet him?" The groceryman replied:
+"I am not interested in him, but I have the finest collection of
+pears in the city and want to sell you some."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Capitol was full of the rich and racy characterizations,
+epigrams, and sarcasms which Senator Conkling was daily pouring
+out upon President Hayes, and especially Secretary Evarts. By
+all the rules of senatorial courtesy in those machine days, a
+member of the Cabinet from New York should have been a friend of
+its United States senator. Mr. Evarts was too big a man to be
+counted in any other class or category except his own. Of course,
+all these criticisms were carried to both the president and the
+secretary of state. The president never mentioned them, and I never
+heard Evarts, though I met him frequently, make any reply but once.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Dining with Mr. Evarts, who entertained charmingly, a very
+distinguished English jurist among the guests, here on a special
+mission, said: "Mr. Secretary, I was at the Senate to-day and
+heard Senator Conkling speaking. His magnificent personal
+appearance, added to his fine oratory, must make him one of the
+most formidable advocates at your bar and in your courts." The
+English judge thought, of course, that Mr. Evarts, as the leader
+of the American Bar and always in the courts, would know every
+lawyer of distinction. Mr. Evarts dryly replied: "I never saw
+Mr. Conkling in court."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is always dangerous to comment or narrate a racy story which
+involves the personal affliction of anybody. Dining with Mr. Evarts
+one night was also a very distinguished general of our Civil War,
+who had been an important figure in national politics. He was very
+curious to know about Mr. Tilden, and especially as to the truth
+of a report that Mr. Tilden had a stroke of paralysis, and appealed
+to me, as I was just from New York. I narrated a story which was
+current at the time that Mr. Tilden had denied the report by saying
+to a friend: "They say I cannot lift my left hand to my head." He
+then put his right hand under the left elbow and shot the left one
+easily up to his face and said: "See there, my left has reached
+its goal."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I saw that Mr. Evarts was embarrassed at the anecdote and discovered
+afterwards that the distinguished guest had recently had a similar
+stroke on his left side and could propel his left arm and hand
+only with the assistance of his right.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My old bogie of being put into office arose again in the senatorial
+election of 1882. The legislature, for the first time in a
+generation, was entirely leaderless. The old organization had
+disappeared and a new one had not yet crystallized.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Evarts was anxious to be senator, and I pledged him my
+support. Evarts was totally devoid of the arts of popular appeal.
+He was the greatest of lawyers and the most delightful of men, but
+he could not canvass for votes. Besides, he was entirely independent
+in his ideas of any organization dictation or control, and resented
+both. He did not believe that a public man should go into public
+office under any obligations, and resented such suggestions.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A large body of representative men thought it would be a good
+thing for the country if New York could have this most accomplished,
+capable, and brilliant man in the United States Senate. They
+urged him strongly upon the legislature, none of whose members
+knew him personally, and Mr. Evarts would not go to Albany.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The members selected a committee to come down to New York and
+see Mr. Evarts. They went with the idea of ascertaining how far
+he would remember with gratitude those who elected him. Their
+visit was a miserable failure. They came in hot indignation to my
+office and said they did not propose to send such a cold and
+unsympathetic man as their representative to Washington and
+earnestly requested my consent to their nominating me at the caucus
+the next morning.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The committee telephoned to Albany and received the assent of
+every faction of their party to this proposition. Then they
+proposed that when the caucus met, Mr. Evarts, of course, should
+receive complimentary speeches from his friends. Meanwhile others
+would be nominated, and then a veteran member, whom they designated,
+should propose me in the interest of harmony and the union of
+the party, whereat the sponsors of the other candidate would
+withdraw their man, and I be nominated by acclamation. My answer
+was a most earnest appeal for Mr. Evarts. Then Mr. Evarts's
+friends rallied to his support and he was elected.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I place Mr. Evarts in the foremost rank as a lawyer, a wit, and a
+diplomat. He tried successfully the most famous cases of his
+time and repeatedly demonstrated his remarkable genius. As a
+general railway counsel and, therefore, as an administrator in
+the retaining of distinguished counsels, I met with many of the
+best men at the bar, but never any with such a complete and
+clarified intellect as William M. Evarts. The mysteries of the
+most complicated cases seemed simple, the legal difficulties plain,
+and the solution comprehensible to everybody under his analysis.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Evarts was the wittiest man I ever met. It is difficult to
+rehabilitate in the sayings of a wit the complete flavor of the
+utterance. It is easier with a man of humor. Evarts was very
+proud of his efforts as a farmer on his large estate in Vermont.
+Among his prizes was a drove of pigs. He sent to Chief Justice
+Morrison R. Waite a copy of his eulogy on Chief Justice
+Salmon P. Chase, Waite's predecessor, and at the same time a ham,
+saying in his letter: "My dear Chief Justice, I send you to-day
+one of my prize hams and also my eulogy on Chief Justice Chase,
+both the products of my pen."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The good things Mr. Evarts said would be talked of long after
+a dinner. I remember on one occasion his famous partner,
+Mr. Choate, who was a Harvard man, while Evarts was a graduate
+from Yale, introduced Mr. Evarts by saying that he was surprised
+that a Yale man, with all the prejudices of that institution
+against the superior advantages of Harvard, should have risked
+the coats of his stomach at a Harvard dinner. Mr. Evarts replied:
+"When I go to a Harvard dinner I always leave the coats of my
+stomach at home."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Evarts once told me when I was visiting him at his country
+place that an old man whom he pointed out, and who was sawing
+wood, was the most sensible philosopher in the neighborhood.
+Mr. Evarts said: "He is always talking to himself, and I asked
+him why." His answer was: "I always talk to myself in preference
+to talking to anybody else, because I like to talk to a sensible
+man and to hear a man of sense talk."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap08"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+VIII. GENERAL GARFIELD
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The triumph of the Democrats in Maine in the September election,
+1880, had a most depressing effect upon the Republicans and an
+equally exhilarating one upon the Democrats. The paralyzing effect
+of the simple utterances in popular elections almost makes one
+think that every candidate should follow Matthew Quay's famous advice
+to his candidate for governor: "Beaver, keep your mouth shut."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the campaign when General Winfield Scott ran for the presidency,
+he began an important communication by stating that he would answer
+as soon as he had taken a hasty plate of soup. That "hasty plate
+of soup" appeared in cartoons, was pictured on walls, etc., in every
+form of ridicule, and was one of the chief elements of his defeat.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When towards the close of the canvass Garfield had succeeded
+in making the tariff the leading issue, General Hancock was asked
+what were his views on the tariff. (You must remember that the
+general was a soldier and had never been in politics.) The general
+answered: "The tariff was a purely local issue in Pennsylvania."
+The whole country burst into a gale of laughter, and Hancock's
+campaign had a crack which was never mended.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There never were two more picturesque opponents than General Garfield
+and General Hancock. Hancock was the idol of the Army of the
+Potomac, and everybody remembered McClellan's despatch after one
+of the bloodiest battles of the Peninsula campaign: "Hancock was
+superb to-day." He was an exceedingly handsome man and one of
+the finest figures in uniform in the whole country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Garfield also presented a very fine appearance. He was
+a large man, well-proportioned, and with very engaging manners.
+He also had an unusual faculty for attractive public addresses,
+not only on politics, but many subjects, especially education and
+patriotism. I never can forget when the news of Lincoln's
+assassination reached New York. The angry and dangerous crowd
+which surged up and down Broadway and through Wall Street threatened
+to wreck the banking and business houses which were supposed
+to be sympathetic with the Confederates.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Garfield suddenly appeared on the balcony of the Custom House
+in Wall Street and succeeded in stilling the crowd. With a voice
+that reached up to Trinity Church he urged calmness in thought
+and action, deprecated any violence, and then, in an impassioned
+appeal to hopefulness notwithstanding the tragedy, exclaimed
+impulsively: "God reigns and the Republic still lives."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was requested by some friends to visit General Garfield and
+see how he felt on the political situation, which during the
+campaign of 1880 did not look hopeful. I took the next train,
+spent the day with him, and was back in New York the following
+day.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I left the train at Cleveland in the morning the newsboys
+pushed at me a Cleveland Democratic daily, with a rooster's picture
+covering the whole front page, and the announcement that the
+Democrats had carried Maine. The belief was universal then that
+"as Maine goes so goes the Union," and whichever party carried
+that State in the September election, the country would follow
+in the presidential contest in November.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I took the next train to Mentor, the residence of General Garfield.
+I found at the station a score or more of country wagons and
+carriages waiting for passengers. I said to the farmers: "Will
+any of you take me up to General Garfield's residence?" One of
+them answered: "We will all take you up this morning, but if you
+had come yesterday you would have had to wait your turn."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a startling instance of the variableness of public opinion.
+Delegations from everywhere, on their way to extend greetings
+to the candidate, had read the morning papers and turned back,
+deciding not to go.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I found Garfield struggling bravely to overcome the depression
+which he felt. He was in close touch with the situation everywhere,
+and discussed it with discrimination and hopefulness.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The most affecting incident occurred while I was talking with him.
+His mother passed through the room and, patting him on the back,
+said: "James, the neighbors think it is all right; they are raising
+a banner at the corner."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Two old soldier friends came in, and the noonday dinner was a rare
+intellectual feast. The general was a brilliant conversationalist.
+His mind turned first to the accidents of careers. He asked me if
+there was not a time in my early struggles when if Providence had
+offered a modest certainty I would not have exchanged the whole
+future for it, and then continued: "There was a period in my early
+struggles as a teacher when, if I had been offered the principalship
+ of an endowed academy, with an adequate salary, with the condition<BR>
+that I must devote myself to its interests and abandon everything
+else, I am quite sure I would have accepted."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of course, the hopeful application of this incident to the Maine
+defeat was that, no such offer having been made or accepted, he
+had made a glorious career in the army, rising to the head of the
+General Staff, and for twenty years had been the leading figure
+in the House of Representatives, and was now a recently elected
+United States senator and chosen candidate for president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then he turned to the instances where victory had been plucked
+from defeat in battles. After citing many instances he gave a word
+picture of the Battle of Chickamauga which was the finest thing of
+the kind I have ever heard or ever read.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After his two comrades left I told him of the interest which my
+friends were taking in his canvass, and that I would add their
+contribution to the campaign committee. The general instantly
+was exultant and jubilant. He fairly shouted: "Have I not proved
+to you all day that there is always a silver lining to the cloud,
+and that the darkest hour is just before dawn?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was one of the sources of General Garfield's success as an
+orator that he was very emotional and sentimental. He happily
+carried with him amid all struggles and disappointments, as well
+as successes in the making of a career, the buoyant, hopeful,
+companionable, and affectionate interests which characterize
+the ambitious senior who has just left college to take his plunge
+into the activities of life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+So far as our State was concerned, a great deal turned upon the
+attitude of Senator Conkling. His great and triumphant speech
+of four hours at the Academy of Music in New York brought all
+his friends into line, but the greatest help which General Garfield
+received was from the generous, unselfish, and enthusiastic support
+of General Grant.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Grant had been the leading candidate in the convention
+which finally nominated Garfield, but he voluntarily appeared upon
+the platform in several States and at Garfield's home. His brief
+but most effective speeches gathered around Garfield not only the
+whole of the old-soldier vote but those who had become disaffected
+or indifferent because of the result of the national Republican
+convention.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There probably was no canvass where the Republican orator ever
+had so many opportunities for the exercise of every faculty which
+he possessed. His candidate had made an excellent record as
+a soldier in the field and as a statesman in Congress, as an
+educator and a popular speaker on questions of vital interest,
+while the opposition presented abundant opportunities for attack.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After the presidential election came the meeting of the New York
+State legislature for the choosing of a United States senator.
+The legislature was overwhelmingly Republican, and the organization
+or machine Republicans were in a large majority. The assembly was
+organized and the appointment of committees used to make certain
+the election of an organization man.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A very unusual thing happened. The forces of the organization
+were divided between two candidates: Thomas C. Platt and
+Richard Crowley. Mr. Conkling had not declared his preference
+for either, as they were both devoted friends of his, though he had
+the power to have made a selection and have that selection accepted
+by the legislature. Vice-President-elect Chester A. Arthur appeared
+as manager for Mr. Crowley. Platt conducted his own canvass.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was called to a meeting in New York, where Mr. Blaine, secretary
+of state, was present. Mr. Blaine said that administration managers
+had made a thorough canvass of the legislature and they had found
+that I was the only one who could control enough anti-organization
+votes to be elected, and, therefore, General Garfield and his
+friends had decided that I must enter the race. I did not want
+to do it, nor did I want the senatorship at that time. However,
+it seemed a plain duty. A canvass showed that Mr. Platt,
+Mr. Crowley, and myself had about an equal number of votes.
+Of course, Mr. Blaine's object was, knowing that Senator Conkling
+would be hostile to the administration, to prevent his having
+a colleague who would join with him, and thus place the State
+of New York against the policies of the incoming president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After the canvass had been going on for some time, Mr. Platt came
+to me and asked why I was in it. I told him frankly that I was in
+it to see, if possible, that the senator-elect should support
+the administration. He said: "Very well, I will do that."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I immediately called together my supporters. Mr. Platt appeared
+before them and stated that if elected he would support the
+president and his administration in every respect. He was asked
+if he would vote for the confirmation of appointees whom the
+president might select who were specially in disfavor with
+Senator Conkling, conspicuously Senator William H. Robertson.
+Mr. Platt said, "Yes, I will." My friends all went over to him
+and he was elected.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Garfield was inaugurated in March, 1881, and his
+difficulties began with his Cabinet. Senator Conkling, who saw
+clearly that with Blaine in the Cabinet his organization was in
+danger in New York, did not want any of his friends to accept
+a Cabinet position. The navy was offered to Levi P. Morton, but
+at the request of Senator Conkling he declined.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the time came for appointments in the Custom House of New York,
+General Garfield sent in the name of William H. Robertson, who was
+the leader of the anti-machine forces in the State. Mr. Conkling
+at once demanded that Mr. Platt should join with him in inducing
+the Senate to reject the nomination. Under the rule of senatorial
+courtesy the Senate would undoubtedly have done this if the two
+New York senators had acted together. Mr. Platt told Mr. Conkling
+of his pledge to the members of the legislature, and that he must
+abide by it, and, as he told me, suggested to Mr. Conkling that,
+as he always had been his friend and did not want any breach
+with him, the only thing to be done, consistent with honor, was
+for both of them to resign and go back to the legislature for
+re-election, with a mandate which should enable them to reject
+the appointment of Judge Robertson and all similar appointments.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As the legislature was overwhelmingly Republican, and the organization
+had a large majority, it seemed to both senators that they would
+be returned immediately. But it is singular how intense partisanship
+will blind the ablest and shrewdest politicians. Senators Conkling
+and Platt were among the ablest and most capable political managers
+of their time. What they did not reckon with was that the people
+of the State of New York, or, rather, the Republicans of the State,
+having just elected a president, would not view favorably the
+legislature of the State sending two senators to embarrass their
+own administration. There was hardly a newspaper in the State
+or in the country that did not take a hostile attitude.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Blaine again came to New York and insisted upon my entering
+the canvass, and that I was the only one who could get the whole
+of the anti-organization vote.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+With the Democrats voting for their own candidate, and the
+anti-organization men voting for me, it was impossible for any
+one to have a majority. The fight was most bitter. The ineffectual
+ballotting went on every day for months. Then Garfield was
+assassinated. The leader of the Conkling forces came to me and
+said: "You have a majority of the Republican members now voting
+for you. Of course, the antagonism has become so great on your
+candidacy that we cannot vote for you, but if you will withdraw,
+we will go into caucus."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I instantly accepted the proposition, saw my own people, and we
+selected Warner Miller to represent the administration, and
+Congressman Lapham, a very able and capable lieutenant of
+Mr. Conkling, to represent the organization. The caucus unanimously
+nominated them and they were elected. Senator Conkling immediately
+settled in New York to practise law and retired from political
+activities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is the irony of fate that General Garfield, who did more than
+any other statesman to bring the public from its frenzy after
+the murder of Lincoln back to a calm and judicious consideration
+of national conditions, should himself be the victim, so soon
+after his inauguration, of an assassin.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lincoln was assassinated in April, after his second inauguration
+in March, while Garfield was shot in the railway station at
+Washington July 2, following his inauguration. The president
+was removed to a cottage at Long Branch, N. J., and lingered
+there with great suffering for over two months.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was living at Long Branch that summer and going up and down
+every day to my office in New York. The whole country was in
+alternate emotions of hope and despair as the daily bulletins
+announced the varying phases of the illustrious patient's condition.
+The people also were greatly impressed at his wonderful self-control,
+heroic patience, endurance, and amiability.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was the experience of a lifetime in the psychology of human
+nature to meet, night after night, the people who gathered at
+the hotel at Long Branch. Most of them were office-seekers.
+There were those who had great anticipations of Garfield's recovery,
+and others, hidebound machinists and organization men, who thought
+if Garfield died and Vice-President Arthur became president, he
+would bring in the old order as it existed while he was one of its
+chief administrators.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There were present very able and experienced newspaper men,
+representing every great journal in the country. The evening
+sessions of these veteran observers of public men were most
+interesting. Their critical analysis of the history and motives
+of the arriving visitors would have been, if published, the most
+valuable volume of "Who's Who" ever published. When President
+Garfield died the whole country mourned.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap09"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+IX. CHESTER A. ARTHUR
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+Chester A. Arthur immediately succeeded to the presidency. It
+had been my good fortune to know so well all the presidents,
+commencing with Mr. Lincoln, and now the occupant of the White House
+was a lifelong friend.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Arthur was a very handsome man, in the prime of life,
+of superior character and intelligence, and with the perfect
+manners and courtesies of a trained man of the world. A veteran
+statesman who had known most of our presidents intimately and
+been in Congress under many of them said, in reviewing the list
+with me at the recent convention at Chicago: "Arthur was the
+only gentleman I ever saw in the White House."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of course, he did not mean exactly that. He meant that Arthur was
+the only one of our presidents who came from the refined social
+circles of the metropolis or from other capitals, and was past
+master in all the arts and conventionalities of what is known as
+"best society." He could have taken equal rank in that respect
+with the Prince of Wales, who afterwards became King Edward VII.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The "hail-fellow-well-met" who had been on familiar terms with
+him while he was the party leader in New York City, found when
+they attempted the old familiarities that, while their leader was
+still their friend, he was President of the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Arthur, although one of the most rigid of organization and machine
+men in his days of local leadership, elevated the party standards
+by the men whom he drew around himself. He invited into party
+service and personal intimacy a remarkable body of young,
+exceedingly able and ambitious men. Many of those became
+distinguished afterwards in public and professional life. The
+ablest of them all was a gentleman who, I think, is now universally
+recognized both at home and abroad as the most efficient and
+accomplished American diplomat and lawyer&mdash;Elihu Root.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There is no career so full of dramatic surprises as the political.
+President Hayes put civil-service reform upon its feet, and without
+the assistance of necessary laws vigorously enforced its principles.
+Among the victims of his enforcement was General Arthur, whom he
+relieved as collector of the port of New York. To the surprise of
+every one and the amazement of his old friends, one of the first
+acts of President Arthur was to demand the enactment of a
+civil-service law, which had originated with the Civil Service
+Association, and whose most prominent members were George William
+Curtis and Carl Schurz.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The president's urgency secured the passage of the measure. He
+then appointed a thoroughgoing Civil Service Commission, and
+during his term lived up to every requirement of the system. In
+doing this he alienated all his old friends, and among them
+General Grant, ex-Senator Conkling, Thomas C. Platt, and also
+Mr. Blaine, whom he had asked to remain in the Cabinet as
+secretary of state. Among them was also John Sherman, whom he
+had equally wished to retain as secretary of the treasury.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Arthur's administration, both in domestic affairs and in its
+foreign policies, meets the approval of history and the impartial
+judgment of posterity. But he was not big enough, nor strong
+enough, to contend with the powerful men who were antagonized,
+especially by his civil-service-reform tendencies. When the
+Republican convention met in 1884 and nominated a new ticket,
+it was universally recognized by everybody, including the president,
+that his political career had closed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Arthur was one of the most delightful of hosts, and he
+made the White House the centre of refined hospitality and social
+charm. He was a shrewd analyst of human nature and told stories
+full of humor and dramatic effect of some of his contemporaries.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Arthur, while Republican party leader in New York, invited
+me to a dinner given him by a friend who had just returned from
+a hunting trip with a large collection of fine game. With the
+exception of myself, all the guests were active leaders in the
+State machine.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the dinner the general said to me: "While we draft you
+every fall to help in our canvass, after we have nominated our
+ticket we miss you in our councils and we need you."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," I replied, "I do not know what the matter is, nor why
+Senator Conkling should have a continuing hostility, which I only
+feel when the time comes around to elect delegates to the State
+convention."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The general continued: "We are unable to find out either. However,
+it is absurd, and we are going to see that you are a delegate
+to the national convention, and we want you to be at the State
+convention at Utica."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went to Albany, knowing that there would be a conference at the
+Executive Mansion, with General Arthur, Governor Cornell, and
+Senator Conkling, to lay out a programme for the convention. I met
+the then secretary of the State committee, Mr. Johnson, and told
+him about my conversation with General Arthur. He said he was
+going to attend the conference and would report to me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When Mr. Johnson returned he told me that General Arthur,
+Governor Cornell, and others had strongly urged my being a delegate,
+and that Senator Conkling became very indignant and said that he
+did not want me back in the organization, and that it was a matter
+of indifference on what side I was. It is needless to say that
+I did not attend the convention at Utica.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Johnson also told me that among other things decided upon was
+that if General Grant should be nominated for a third term, the
+old machine under Senator Conkling would be made stronger than
+ever; that the men who had come to the front during President Hayes's
+administration as members of the State Senate and assembly and
+of Congress would be retired, and that another State paper would
+be established which would wipe out the Albany Evening Journal,
+because it had sustained President Hayes and his policies.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While the convention was in session at Utica I had an interview with
+Mr. George Dawson, who was editor of the Albany Evening Journal
+and he became convinced that he had nothing to lose by entering
+at once into an open antagonism, if there was any way by which it
+could be made effective.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I said to Mr. Dawson: "The only salvation for those who have been
+benefited during the era of liberty occasioned by President Hayes's
+civil-service policies is to prevent the national convention
+adopting the unit rule."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The unit rule is that if the majority of the delegates from any
+State make a decision, the chairman of the delegation shall cast
+the entire vote of the delegation from the State for the result
+arrived at by the majority, whether it be a candidate or a policy.
+Under the unit rule I have seen a bare majority of one vote for
+a candidate, and then the chairman of the delegation cast the entire
+vote for the candidate, though the minority were very hostile to him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The delegates of the State convention at Utica returned to Albany
+that night. Many of them were State senators whose decapitation
+was assured if the old machine supported by federal patronage was
+revived. State Senator Webster Wagner was one of them. He and I
+chartered a train and invited the whole State delegation to go with
+us to Chicago. In the preliminary discussions, before the national
+convention met, twenty-six out of seventy-eight delegates decided
+to act independently.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Wayne MacVeagh, a lifelong friend of mine, had a strong following
+in the Pennsylvania delegation, and after he learned our position
+brought over also his people. Emory Storrs, who led the Illinois
+delegation, came to me and said that if we would not boom
+Elihu B. Washburne, who was a candidate for the nomination, we
+would have the Illinois vote. The result of the canvass was that
+the convention decided against the unit rule. This released so
+many individual delegates to independent action that the field
+was cleared and nobody had majority. The leading candidates were
+General Grant, James G. Blaine, and John Sherman.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the history of convention oratory the nominating speeches of
+Senator Conkling for General Grant, and James A. Garfield for
+John Sherman take the highest rank. Conkling took a lofty position
+on the platform. His speech was perfectly prepared, delivered
+with great dramatic effect, and received universal applause on
+the floor and in the gallery.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Garfield, on the other hand, also a fine-looking man and
+a practised orator, avoided the dramatic element, in which he
+could not compete with Conkling, but delivered a speech along
+the line of the average thought and general comprehension of his
+audience that made a great impression. It was a common remark:
+"He has nominated himself."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There were among the audience thousands of Blaine enthusiasts.
+No public man since Lincoln ever had such enthusiastic, devoted,
+and almost crazy followers as Mr. Blaine. These enthusiasts were
+waiting to raise the roof and secure the nomination of their
+candidate when the chosen orator should present their favorite.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The gentleman selected to present Mr. Blaine was eminent in business
+and great enterprises, but I doubt if he had ever spoken before
+except to a board of directors. Of course, in that vast hall such
+a man was fearfully handicapped and could not be very well heard.
+He closed by naming his candidate somewhat like this: "I now have
+the pleasure and honor of proposing as the candidate of this
+convention that eminent statesman, James S. Blaine." Nearly
+every one in the convention knew that Mr. Blaine's middle name
+was Gillespie.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Blaine followers, whose indignation had been growing throughout
+the speech, because they expected the very highest type of oratory
+for their favorite, shouted in chorus, "G., you fool, G!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When General Garfield was voted for, he indignantly repudiated
+the votes as an imputation upon his honor, as he was there to
+nominate his friend, John Sherman. Senator George F. Hoar, of
+Massachusetts, presided at the convention. He interrupted Garfield
+by calling him to order, as it was not in order to interrupt the
+calling of the roll, and he did so for fear that Garfield would go
+so far as to say he would not accept the nomination if it were
+made. On the last ballot State after State, each striving to get
+ahead of the other, changed its vote from Sherman or Blaine to
+Garfield, and he was nominated.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I sat close to him as a visitor to the Ohio delegation. It was
+a curious exhibit of the ambition of a lifetime suddenly and
+unexpectedly realized by a highly sensitive and highly wrought-up
+man. He was so overcome that he practically had to be carried
+out of the convention by his friends.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Conkling was very indignant at the result and expressed
+his anger with his usual emphasis and picturesqueness. The Ohio
+leaders were then anxious to placate New York, but Conkling would
+have nothing to do with them. They then came to us, who had been
+opposed to the unit rule, and wanted suggestions as to which
+New Yorker they should select for vice-president. Levi P. Morton
+was suggested. Mr. Morton said he would accept if Senator Conkling
+was willing to agree to it, and that he would not act without the
+senator's acquiescence, as he was an organization man. The senator
+refused his consent, and told Mr. Morton that no friend of his
+would go on the ticket.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was then suggested that they try General Arthur, who was
+Conkling's first lieutenant and chairman of the Republican State
+Committee of New York. Senator Conkling made the same answer
+to General Arthur, but he frankly said to Conkling: "Such an honor
+and opportunity comes to very few of the millions of Americans,
+and to that man but once. No man can refuse it, and I will not."
+And so General Arthur was nominated for vice-president.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap10"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+X. GROVER CLEVELAND
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+Grover Cleveland was a remarkable man. He had more political
+courage of the General Jackson type than almost any man who ever
+held great responsible positions. He defied Tammany Hall while
+governor of the State, and repeatedly challenged the strongest
+elements of his party while president. Threats of defeat or
+retaliation never moved him. If he had once made up his mind
+and believed he was right, no suggestions of expediency or of
+popularity had any influence on him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In personal intercourse he made friends and had great charm.
+The campaign against him when he ran for governor of New York
+was ruthlessly conducted. I considered the actions of his enemies
+as unfair and that they would react in the canvass. I studiously
+discredited all in my speeches, and begged our people not to
+feature them.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew Mr. Cleveland, and as an evidence of my appreciation of
+his character and ability, when the office of general counsel of
+the New York Central Railroad at Buffalo became vacant, I offered
+it to him, saying: "I am exceedingly anxious that you should
+accept this place. I think, by an adjustment of the administration
+of your office, you can retain your private practice, and this
+will add about fifteen thousand dollars a year to your income."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Cleveland replied: "I have a very definite plan of life and
+have decided how much work I can do without impairing my health,
+and how much of additional responsibility I can assume. I have
+accumulated about seventy-five thousand dollars and my practice
+yields me an income which is sufficient for my wants and a prudent
+addition for my old age to my capital. No amount of money whatever
+would tempt me to add to or increase my present work."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I doubt if there were many lawyers in the United States who had
+that philosophy or control of their ambitions. His annual income
+from his profession was considerably less than the compensation
+offered by the general counselship of the New York Central.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Cleveland was most satisfactory as president in his quick and
+decisive judgment upon matters presented to him. There were no
+delays, no revisions; in fact, no diplomatic methods of avoiding
+a disagreeable decision. He told you in the briefest time and
+in the clearest way what he would do.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A great social leader and arbiter in social affairs in New York
+was very desirous that the president should reverse his judgment
+in regard to an appointment affecting a member of his family.
+I gave him a letter which procured him a personal and confidential
+interview. When he came back to me he said: "That is the most
+extraordinary man I ever saw. After he had heard me through, he
+said he understood the matter thoroughly and would not change
+his opinion or action. He has no social position and never had.
+I tried to present its attractions and my ability to help him in
+that regard, but he only laughed; yes, he positively laughed."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While President Hayes had difficulty with civil-service reform
+and incurred the hostility of the Republican organization and
+machine men, the situation with him was far less difficult than
+it was with Cleveland, who was a sincere civil-service reformer,
+and also an earnest Democrat. While a Democratic senator from
+Ohio, Mr. Pendleton, had passed a bill during the Hayes
+administration for reform in the civil service, the great majority
+of the Democratic party believed in Secretary Marcy's declaration
+that "to the victors belong the spoils."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was an aggravation, also, growing out of the fact that the
+Democrats had been out of office for twenty-four years. We can
+hardly visualize or conceive now of their hunger for office.
+The rule for rescuing people dying of starvation is to feed them
+in very small quantities, and frequently. By trying this, the
+president became one of the most unpopular of men who had ever
+held office; in fact, so unpopular among the Democratic senators
+and members of the House that a story which Zebulon Vance, of
+North Carolina, told went all over the country and still survives.
+Vance, who had a large proportion of the citizens of North Carolina
+on his waiting list, and could get none of them appointed, said
+that the situation, which ought to be one of rejoicing at the
+election of a president by his own party, was like that of a client
+of his who had inherited a farm from his father. There were so
+many difficulties about the title and getting possession of it
+and delay, that the son said: "I almost wished father had not died."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+However, Mr. Cleveland, in his deliberate way did accomplish
+the impossible. He largely regained favor with his party by
+satisfying their demands, and at the same time so enlarged the
+scope of civil-service requirements as to receive the commendation
+of the two great leaders of the civil-service movement&mdash;George
+William Curtis and Carl Schurz.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Cleveland entered upon his second term with greater
+popularity in the country than most of his predecessors. When he
+retired from office, it was practically by unanimous consent.
+It is among the tragedies of public life that he lost entirely the
+confidence of his party and, in a measure, of the whole people
+by rendering to his country the greatest public service.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A strike of the men on the railroads tied up transportation.
+Railroads are the arteries of travel, commerce, and trade. To stop
+them is to prevent the transportation of provisions or of coal,
+to starve and freeze cities and communities. Cleveland used
+the whole power of the federal government to keep free the
+transportation on the railways and to punish as the enemies of the
+whole people those who were trying to stop them. It was a lesson
+which has been of incalculable value ever since in keeping open
+these great highways.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He forced through the repeal of the silver purchasing law by every
+source and pressure and the unlimited use of patronage. His party
+were almost unanimous for the silver standard and resented this
+repeal as a crime, but it saved the country from general bankruptcy.
+Except in the use of patronage to help his silver legislation, he
+offended his party by improving the civil service and retaining
+Theodore Roosevelt as head of the Civil Service Commission.
+These crises required from the president an extraordinary degree
+of courage and steadfastness.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While Mr. Cleveland was in such unprecedented popular disfavor
+when he retired to private life, his fame as president increases
+through the years, and he is rapidly assuming foremost position
+in the estimation of the people.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Cleveland had a peculiar style in his speeches and public
+documents. It was criticised as labored and that of an essayist.
+I asked him, after he had retired to private life, how he had
+acquired it. He said his father was a clergyman and he had been
+educated by him largely at home. His father was very particular
+about his compositions and his English, so that he acquired a
+ministerial style. The result of this was that whenever any of
+the members of the local bar died, he was called upon to write
+the obituary resolutions.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To take a leap over intervening years: After Mr. Cleveland retired
+from his second term I used to meet him very frequently on social
+occasions and formal celebrations. He soon left the practice of
+law and settled in Princeton, where he did great and useful service,
+until he died, as trustee of the university and a lecturer before
+the students.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Riding in the same carriage with him in the great procession at
+the funeral of General Sherman, he reminisced most interestingly
+in regard to his experiences while president. Every little while
+there would break out a cheer and then a shout in the crowd of
+one of the old campaign cries: "Grover, Grover, four years more."
+Mr. Cleveland remarked: "I noticed while president a certain
+regularity and recrudescence of popular applause, and it was
+the same in every place I visited." That cry, "Grover, Grover,
+four years more!" would occur every third block, and during
+our long ride the mathematical tradition was preserved.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap11"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XI. BENJAMIN HARRISON
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The year 1888 was one of singular experience for me. I was working
+very hard in my professional duties and paying no attention to
+public affairs.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The district conventions to send delegates to the national
+convention at Chicago began electing their delegates and alternates,
+and passing resolutions instructing them to vote for me as their
+candidate for president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After several districts had thus acted I was asked to meet in
+Whitelaw Reid's office in the Tribune Building Thomas C. Platt,
+our State leader, and United States Senator Frank Hiscock. Platt
+demanded to know why I was making this canvass without consulting
+the organization or informing them. I told him I was doing nothing
+whatever by letter, telegram, or interview; that I had seen no one,
+and no one had been to see me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Platt, who had been all his life accomplishing things through
+the organization, was no believer in spontaneous uprisings, and
+asked me frankly: "Are you a candidate?" I told him I was not,
+because I did not believe I could be nominated with the present
+condition of the public mind in regard to railways, and I was
+president of one of the largest systems.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then it was suggested that I permit the Tribune, which was the
+party organ, to state that I was not a candidate and did not want
+to be. The next morning the Tribune had that fully explained.
+The conventions kept on convening and instructing their delegates
+the same way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Another conference was called, and then I was asked to make the
+statement that if nominated I would not accept, and if elected
+I would decline. I said to my conferees: "Gentlemen, there is
+no American living big enough to say that. In the first place,
+it is gross egotism to think such a thing might happen." The result
+was that the organization accepted the situation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The only way that I can account for this unanimous action of the
+party in its conventions in the congressional districts of the
+State is the accumulative result of appreciation of unselfish
+work for the party. Every fall, for a quarter of a century, I had
+been on the platform in every part of the State, and according
+to my means was a contributor to the State and local canvass.
+During this period I had asked nothing and would accept nothing.
+If I may apply so large a phrase to a matter so comparatively
+unimportant, I would deny the often quoted maxim that "republics
+are ungrateful."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the convention met there was an overwhelming sentiment for
+Mr. Blaine, but his refusal was positive and absolute. I had
+always been a warm supporter and friend of Mr. Blaine, and his
+followers were very friendly to me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+What were called "the Granger States," and especially Iowa, had
+become very hostile to railway management and railway men. They
+were passing laws which were practically confiscatory of railway
+securities. The committees from those States visited all other
+State delegations and spoke in bitter terms of my candidacy. The
+strength of my candidacy was that New York was unanimously for
+me, except for one vote from New York City, and no nominee could
+hope to be elected unless he could carry New York.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After receiving ninety-nine votes, I found that on the next ballot
+my vote would be very largely increased, and decided to retire.
+I called together the New York delegation and stated my position,
+and the reason for it. A considerable debate took place. The
+motion was made and unanimously carried that the four delegates
+at large should meet and see if they could agree upon a candidate
+who would command the support of the entire delegation of the
+State. The object was, of course, to make the State, with its
+larger number of delegates than any other commonwealth, a deciding
+factor in the selection.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The delegates at large were: Thomas C. Platt, Senator Frank Hiscock,
+Warner Miller, and myself. When we met, Platt and Hiscock declared
+for Senator Allison of Iowa. Warner Miller with equal warmth
+announced that he was for John Sherman.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A heated controversy arose between Mr. Platt and Mr. Miller, during
+which Mr. Platt said that neither he nor any of his friends would
+vote for Sherman if he was nominated. Senator Hiscock, who was
+always a pacifier, interrupted them, saying: "Mr. Depew has said
+nothing as yet. I suggest that we hear his views."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Platt and Mr. Miller responded to this suggestion and I
+replied: "Gentlemen, New York has given to me its cordial and
+practically unanimous support, and I have felt under the
+circumstances that I should follow and not lead. The situation
+which has grown out of this discussion here eliminates two
+candidates. Without the aid of Senator Platt and his friends,
+Mr. Sherman could not carry New York. Iowa has gone to the extreme
+of radical legislation which threatens the investment in securities
+of her railroads, and New York is such a capitalistic State that
+no man identified with that legislation could carry a majority
+of the vote of its people, and that makes Allison impossible.
+There is one candidate here who at present apparently has no
+chance, but who, nevertheless, seems to me to possess more popular
+qualifications than any other, and that is General Benjamin Harrison,
+of Indiana. I do not know him, never met him, but he rose from
+the humblest beginnings until he became the leader of the bar
+of his State. He enlisted in the Civil War as a second lieutenant,
+and by conspicuous bravery and skill upon the battle-field came
+out as brigadier-general. As United States senator he became
+informed about federal affairs. His grandfather, President
+William H. Harrison, had one of the most picturesque campaigns
+in our history. There are enough survivors of that 'hard cider
+and log cabin' canvass to make an attractive contribution on
+the platform at every meeting, and thus add a certain historic
+flavor to General Harrison's candidacy."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After some discussion the other three agreed. We reported our
+conclusion to the delegation, which by an overwhelming majority
+assented to the conclusions of the four delegates at large. This
+decision settled the question in the convention, and after a few
+ballots General Harrison was nominated. New York was awarded
+the vice-presidency and selected Levi P. Morton.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During Harrison's administration I was absorbed in my duties as
+president of the New York Central Railroad, and was seldom in
+Washington. But soon after his inauguration he sent to me a
+member of Congress from Indiana with a special message. This
+congressman said: "I come from President Harrison, and he has
+instructed me to offer you a place in his Cabinet. He is anxious
+to have you in his official family."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I told him that I was not prepared to enter public life, and while
+I was exceedingly gratified by the offer, it was impossible for
+me to accept.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The congressman said: "I am a poor man, but cannot understand
+how anybody can refuse to be member of the Cabinet of the President
+of the United States. If such an offer was made to me, and the
+conditions of our overruling Providence were that I and my family
+should live in want and poverty for the rest of our lives, I would
+accept without hesitation."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had met Benjamin Harrison as we passed through Indianapolis
+on business during the canvass, for the first time. I was much
+impressed with him, but his austerity appeared to those who called
+upon him while present upon official business. I found him one
+of the most genial and agreeable of men, and this impression was
+intensified when I met him at the White House. At his own table
+and family dinners he was one of the most charming of hosts. He
+had, unfortunately, a repellent manner and a harsh voice. In meeting
+those who came to him for official favors this made him one of
+the most unpopular presidents with senators and members of the
+House of Representatives.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On the platform as a public speaker he had few equals. He was
+most lucid and convincing, and had what few orators possess, which
+was of special use to him in campaigning and touring the country
+as president, the ability to make a fresh speech every day and
+each a good one. It was a talent of presenting questions from
+many angles, each of which illuminated his subject and captivated
+his audience. It was said of him by a senator who was his friend,
+and the remark is quoted by Senator Hoar, that if he spoke to
+an audience of ten thousand people, he would make every one of
+them his friend, but if he were introduced to each of them
+afterwards, each would depart his enemy. I think that his manner,
+which was so unfortunate, came from the fact that his career had been
+one of battle, from his early struggles to his triumphant success.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A short time before the national convention met in 1892 Senator
+Frank Hiscock came to me and said that President Harrison had
+requested him to ask me to lead his forces on the floor in the
+convention. I said to him that I was a loyal organization man
+and did not want to quarrel with our leader, Senator Platt. Then
+he told me that he had seen Platt, who remarked that no one
+could help Harrison, and that I would conduct the campaign in
+better spirit than any one, and so he had no objection to my
+accepting the position. There was one obstacle which I wished
+removed. I was devoted to Mr. Blaine and not only was one of
+his political supporters but very fond of him personally. Mr. Blaine
+happened to be in the city, and I immediately called upon him.
+His health was then very bad.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Mr. Blaine," I said to him, "if you are a candidate, you know
+I will support you with the greatest of pleasure, but if not, then
+I will accept the invitation of the president."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Blaine was most cordial. He said that he had no objections
+whatever to my taking the commission, but he doubted if the
+president could be renominated, and that he could not be re-elected
+if nominated. Harrison had made an excellent president, but his
+manner of treating people who came to him had filled the country
+with bitter and powerful enemies, while his friends were very few.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then he mentioned several other possible candidates, but evidently
+doubted the success of the Republican party in the election. In
+regard to himself he said: "If I should accept the nomination I
+could not endure the labors of the canvass and its excitements.
+It would kill me." That diagnosis of his condition was correct and
+was demonstrated by the fact that he died soon after the election,
+but long before he could be inaugurated if elected.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All organization leaders of the party were united against the
+nomination of President Harrison. The leaders were Platt, Quay,
+and Clarkson, who was also chairman of the national committee.
+They were the greatest masters of organization and of its management
+we ever had in politics, especially Platt and Quay. Their methods
+were always secret, so I decided that the only hope of success
+for President Harrison was in the greatest publicity.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The position I had accepted soon became known, and I began to
+give the fullest interviews, each one an argument for the
+renomination of the president. I went to Chicago a few days
+in advance of the convention, was met there by correspondents
+of the press, some fifty of them, and gave them a talk in a body,
+which made a broadside in the morning papers, each correspondent
+treating it in his own way, as his own individual interview.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This statement or, rather, argument, was intended to be read
+and succeeded in being so by the delegates from everywhere who
+were on their way to the convention and had to pass through
+Chicago. The convention was held in Minneapolis. I received
+from that city an invitation to address a gathering of New Yorkers
+who had settled in the West to speak before two patriotic audiences,
+and to make the address at the dedication of the great hall where
+the convention was to meet.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was evident that before these engagements had been concluded,
+every delegate would have attended some of these meetings, and,
+therefore, with the relationship between a speaker and his audience,
+I would be practically the only man in the convention who was
+personally known to every member. This relationship was an
+enormous benefit in conducting the canvass.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The great organization leaders were difficult of access and carried
+on their campaign through trusted members of each State delegation.
+My rooms were wide open for everybody. On account of the conflicting
+statements made by members of the State delegations, it was very
+difficult to make an accurate and detailed list of those who were
+for the president, and those who were for Mr. Blaine. It occurred
+to me that it would help to call a meeting of the Harrison delegates.
+Many thought it was hazardous, as it might develop a majority the
+other way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The meeting was attended, however, by every delegate, those opposed
+coming out of curiosity. Taking the chair, I asked some member
+of each delegation to arise and state how many votes he believed
+could be relied upon from his State. Of course the statement of each
+delegate was often loudly challenged by others from his State who
+were present. When the result was announced it showed a majority
+of three for General Harrison. A veteran campaigner begged me
+to announce it as fifty, but I refused. "No," I said, "the closeness
+of the vote when there is every opportunity for manipulation would
+carry conviction."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+An old gentleman who stood beside me had a gold-headed ebony
+cane. I seized it and rapped it on the table with such force that
+it broke in two and announced that the figures showed absolute
+certainty of President Harrison's renomination. I doubt if there
+was a reliable majority, but the announcement of this result
+brought enough of those always anxious to get on the band-wagon
+to make it certain.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Soon after arriving home I received a letter from the owner of
+the cane. He wrote: "I was very angry when you broke my cane.
+It was a valued birthday present from my children. It is now
+in a glass case in my library, and on the case is this label: 'This
+cane nominated a president of the United States.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. McKinley, then Governor of Ohio, presided at the convention.
+I stood close beside him when I made my speech for Harrison's
+renomination. While thoroughly prepared, the speech was in a
+way extemporaneous to meet calls or objections. In the midst
+of a sentence McKinley said to me in a loud voice: "You are
+making a remarkably fine speech." The remark threw me off my
+balance as an opposition would never have done. I lost the
+continuity and came near breaking down, but happily the applause
+gave me time to get again upon the track.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among my colleagues in the New York delegation was James W. Husted.
+General Husted was very ill and unable to leave his room during
+the convention. He sent for me one morning and said: "I have
+just had a call from Governor McKinley. He says that you have
+the power to nominate him, and that Harrison cannot be nominated.
+If you will direct the Harrison forces for him, he will be the next
+president."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I told Husted I was enlisted for the war and, while having a great
+admiration for McKinley, it was impossible.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Soon after arriving home I received an invitation from the president
+to visit him at Washington. I took the night train, arriving there
+in the morning. My appointment was to lunch with him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the morning Stephen B. Elkins, then secretary of war,
+called and asked me to take a walk. While we were walking he
+told me that the president was going to offer me the secretaryship
+of state, in succession to Mr. Blaine, and that I ought to accept.
+He then led me to the State Department and pointed to the portraits
+on the walls of the different secretaries, commencing with
+Thomas Jefferson. Elkins said that to be in that list was a
+greater distinction than to be on the walls of the White House,
+because these men are of far greater eminence.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After luncheon the president invited me into the Blue Room, and
+with a great deal of emotion said: "You are the only man who
+has ever unselfishly befriended me. It was largely through your
+efforts that I became president, and I am greatly indebted to you
+for my renomination. I have tried my best to show my appreciation
+by asking you into my Cabinet and otherwise, but you have refused
+everything I have heretofore offered. I now want to give you
+the best I have, which is secretary of state. It is broken bread,
+because if I am not re-elected it will be only till the 4th of March,
+but if I am re-elected it will be for four years more. I personally
+want you in my Cabinet."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I told the president it was impossible for me to accept; that even
+if I resigned my presidency of the railroad, coming directly
+from that position would bring the railroad question, which was
+very acute, into the canvass. He said he did not think there
+was anything in that, but I realized that if he was defeated his
+defeat would be charged to having made that mistake.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He then said: "Well, how about it if I am re-elected?" I told
+him that I would regard the appointment the greatest of honors,
+and the associations the most pleasurable of a lifetime.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Very well," he said; "I will appoint Mr. John W. Foster, who
+has been doing excellent service for the State Department, until
+next 4th of March, and you can prepare to come here upon that date."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The most painful thing that was connected with the canvass at
+Minneapolis before the convention was the appearance of Mr. Blaine
+as a candidate. He had resigned from the Cabinet and yielded
+to the pressure of his friends to become a candidate.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Notwithstanding my interview and what he had said, he sent no
+word whatever to me, and personally I had no information and no
+notification that his candidacy was authorized by himself. What
+gave, however, much authority to the statement that he would accept
+the nomination was the appearance of his son, Emmons, among those
+who were endeavoring to bring it about.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There has never been a statesman in our public life, except
+Henry Clay, who had such devoted friends as Mr. Blaine. While
+Henry Clay never reached the presidency and was fairly defeated
+in his attempt, there is no doubt that Mr. Blaine was elected in
+1884, and that notwithstanding the Burchard misfortune, he would
+still have been a victor except for transparent frauds in New York.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Harrison was by far the ablest and profoundest lawyer
+among our presidents. None of them equalled him as an orator.
+His State papers were of a very high order. When history sums
+up the men who have held the great place of president of the
+United States, General Harrison will be among the foremost.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He retired from office, like many of our presidents, a comparatively
+poor man. After retirement he entered at once upon the practice
+of his profession of the law and almost immediately became
+recognized as one of the leaders of the American bar.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap12"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XII. JAMES G. BLAINE
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+I have spoken in every national canvass, beginning with 1856.
+It has been an interesting experience to be on the same platform
+as an associate speaker with nearly every man in the country who
+had a national reputation. Most of them had but one speech,
+which was very long, elaborately prepared, and so divided into
+sections, each complete in itself, that the orator was equipped
+for an address of any length, from fifteen minutes to four hours,
+by selection or consolidation of these sections. Few of them
+would trust themselves to extemporaneous speaking. The most
+versatile and capable of those who could was James G. Blaine.
+He was always ready, courted interruptions, and was brilliantly
+effective. In a few sentences he had captured his audience and
+held them enthralled. No public man in our country, except,
+perhaps, Henry Clay, had such devoted following.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Blaine had another extraordinary gift, which is said to belong
+only to kings; he never forgot any one. Years after an introduction
+he would recall where he had first met the stranger and remember
+his name. This compliment made that man Blaine's devoted friend
+for life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had an interesting experience of his readiness and versatility
+when he ran for president in 1884. He asked me to introduce him
+at the different stations, where he was to deliver long or short
+addresses. After several of these occasions, he asked: "What's
+the next station, Chauncey?" I answered: "Peekskill." "Well,"
+he said, "what is there about Peekskill?" "I was born there,"
+I answered. "Well," he said, rising, "I always thought that you
+were born at Poughkeepsie." "No, Peekskill." Just then we were
+running into the station, and, as the train stopped, I stepped
+forward to introduce him to the great crowd which had gathered
+there from a radius of fifty miles. He pushed me back in a very
+dramatic way, and shouted: "Fellow citizens, allow me to make
+the introduction here. As I have many times in the last quarter
+of a century travelled up and down your beautiful Hudson River,
+with its majestic scenery made famous by the genius of Washington
+Irving, and upon the floating palaces not equalled anywhere else
+in the world, or when the steamer has passed through this picturesque
+bay and opposite your village, I have had emotions of tenderness and
+loving memories, greater than those impressed by any other town,
+because I have said to myself: 'There is the birthplace of one
+of my best friends, Chauncey Depew.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Local committees who desire to use the candidate to help the party
+in their neighborhood and also their county tickets are invariably
+most unreasonable and merciless in their demands upon the time
+of the candidate. They know perfectly well that he has to speak
+many times a day; that there is a limit to his strength and to
+his vocal cords, and yet they will exact from him an effort which
+would prevent his filling other engagements, if they possibly can.
+This was notoriously the case during Mr. Blaine's trip through
+the State of New York and afterwards through the country. The
+strain upon him was unprecedented, and, very naturally, he at times
+showed his irritation and some temper.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The local committees would do their best with the railroad company
+and with Blaine's managers in New York to prolong his stay and speech
+at each station. He would be scheduled according to the importance
+of the place for five, ten, fifteen, twenty, or thirty minutes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Before we reached Albany he asked me to accompany him to the end
+of our line at Buffalo, and make the introduction as usual at the
+stations. The committee would sometimes succeed in changing
+the programme and make the stays longer at their several places.
+Mr. Blaine's arrangement with me was that after he had decided
+how long he would speak, I should fill up the time, whether it
+was longer or shorter. That would often enlarge my speech, but
+I was young and vigorous and had no responsibilities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember one committee, where the train was scheduled for ten
+minutes, succeed in having it delayed an hour, and instead of
+a brief address from the platform of the car, carried the
+presidential party to a stand in the central square where many
+thousands had gathered. In the first place, this city was not
+on Mr. Blaine's schedule, and as it was late in the afternoon,
+after a fatiguing day, he therefore told the committee peremptorily
+that ten minutes was his limit. Then he said to me: "Chauncey,
+you will have to fill out the hour."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Blaine's wonderful magnetism, the impression he made upon every
+one, and his tactful flattery of local pride, did a great deal
+to remove the prejudices against him, which were being fomented by
+a propaganda of a "mugwump" committee in New York. This propaganda,
+as is usually the case, assailed his personal integrity.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Notwithstanding the predictions made at the time, he was nominated,
+and it was subsequently repeated that he would not carry New York.
+From my own experience of many years with the people of the State
+and from the platform view-point, I felt confident that he would
+have a majority in the election.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a few days before the close of the canvass, when I was
+in the western part of the State, I received an urgent telegram
+from Mr. Blaine to join him on the train, which was to leave
+the Grand Central Station in New York early next morning for his
+tour of New England. Upon arrival I was met by a messenger,
+who took me at once to Mr. Blaine's car, which started a few
+minutes afterwards.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was an unusual excitement in the crowd, which was speedily
+explained. The best account Mr. Blaine gave me himself in saying:
+"I felt decidedly that everything was well in New York. It was
+against my judgment to return here. Our national committee,
+however, found that a large body of Protestant clergymen wanted
+to meet me and extend their support. They thought this would
+offset the charges made by the 'mugwump' committee. I did not
+believe that any such recognition was necessary. However, their
+demands for my return and to meet this body became so importunate
+that I yielded my own judgment.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I was engaged in my room with the committee and other visitors
+when I was summoned to the lobby of the hotel to meet the clergymen.
+I had prepared no speech, in fact, had not thought up a reply.
+When their spokesman, Reverend Doctor Burchard, began to address
+me, my only hope was that he would continue long enough for me
+to prepare an appropriate response. I had a very definite idea
+of what he would say and so paid little attention to his speech.
+In the evening the reporters began rushing in and wanted my opinion
+of Doctor Burchard's statement that the main issue of the campaign
+was 'Rum, Romanism, and Rebellion.' If I had heard him utter
+these words, I would have answered at once, and that would have
+been effective, but I am still in doubt as to what to say about it
+now. The situation is very difficult, and almost anything I say
+is likely to bitterly offend one side or the other. Now I want you
+to do all the introductions and be beside me to-day as far as
+possible. I have become doubtful about everybody and you are
+always sure-footed." I have treasured that compliment ever since.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As we rode through the streets of New Haven the Democrats had
+placed men upon the tops of the houses on either side, and they
+threw out in the air thousands of leaflets, charging Blaine with
+having assented to the issue which Doctor Burchard had put out&mdash;"Rum,
+Romanism, and Rebellion." They so filled the air that it
+seemed a shower, and littered the streets.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A distinguished Catholic prelate said to me: "We had to resent
+an insult like that, and I estimate that the remark has changed
+fifty thousand votes." I know personally of about five thousand
+which were changed in our State, but still Blaine lost New York
+and the presidency by a majority against him of only one thousand
+one hundred and forty-nine votes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Whenever I visited Washington I always called upon Mr. Blaine.
+The fascination of the statesman and his wonderful conversational
+power made every visit an event to be remembered. On one occasion
+he said to me: "Chauncey, I am in very low spirits to-day. I have
+read over the first volume of my 'Twenty Years in Congress,' which
+is just going to the printer, and destroyed it. I dictated the
+whole of it, but I find that accuracy and elegance can only be had
+at the end of a pen. I shall rewrite the memoirs in ink. In these
+days composition by the typewriter or through the stenographer
+is so common." There will be many who differ with Mr. Blaine.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap13"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XIII. WILLIAM McKINLEY
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+In the canvass of 1896 the Republican organization of the State
+of New York decided, if possible, to have the national convention
+nominate Levi P. Morton for president. Mr. Morton won popular
+favor as vice-president, and the canvass for him looked hopeful.
+But a new man of extraordinary force and ability came into this
+campaign, and that man was Mark Hanna, of Ohio. Mr. Hanna was
+one of the most successful of our business men. He had a rare
+genius for organization, and possessed resourcefulness, courage,
+and audacity. He was most practical and at the same time had
+imagination and vision. While he had taken very little part in
+public affairs, he had rather suddenly determined to make his
+devoted friend, William McKinley, president of the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In a little while every State in the Union felt the force of
+Mr. Hanna's efforts. He applied to politics the methods by which
+he had so successfully advanced his large manufacturing interests.
+McKinley clubs and McKinley local organizations sprang up everywhere
+under the magic of Hanna's management. When the convention met
+it was plain that McKinley's nomination was assured.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The New York delegation, however, decided to present Morton's name
+and submit his candidacy to a vote. I was selected to make a
+nominating speech. If there is any hope, an orator on such an
+occasion has inspiration. But if he knows he is beaten he cannot
+put into his effort the fire necessary to impress an audience.
+It is not possible to speak with force and effect unless you have
+faith in your cause.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After Mr. McKinley was nominated I moved that the nomination be
+made unanimous. The convention called for speech and platform
+so insistently that their call had to be obeyed. The following is
+an account from a newspaper of that date of my impromptu speech.
+The story which is mentioned in the speech was told to me as I was
+ascending the platform by Senator Proctor of Vermont.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I am in the happy position now of making a speech for the man
+who is going to be elected. (Laughter and applause.) It is
+a great thing for an amateur, when his first nomination has failed,
+to come in and second the man who has succeeded. New York is
+here with no bitter feeling and with no disappointment. We
+recognize that the waves have submerged us, but we have bobbed
+up serenely. (Loud laughter.) It was a cannon from New York that
+sounded first the news of McKinley's nomination. They said of
+Governor Morton's father that he was a New England clergyman, who
+brought up a family of ten children on three hundred dollars a year,
+and was, notwithstanding, gifted in prayer. (Laughter.) It does
+not make any difference how poor he may be, how out of work,
+how ragged, how next door to a tramp anybody may be in the
+United States to-night, he will be 'gifted in prayer' at the result
+of this convention. (Cheers and laughter.)
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"There is a principle dear to the American heart. It is the
+principle which moves American spindles, starts the industries,
+and makes the wage-earners sought for instead of seeking employment.
+That principle is embodied in McKinley. His personality explains
+the nomination to-day. And his personality will carry into the
+presidential chair the aspirations of the voters of America, of the
+families of America, of the homes of America, protection to American
+industry and America for Americans." (Cheers.)
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As every national convention, like every individual, has its
+characteristics, the peculiar distinction of the Republican
+convention of 1896 was its adoption of the gold standard of value.
+An amazing and illuminating part of our political literature of
+that time is the claim which various statesmen and publicists make
+to the authorship of the gold plank in the platform.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Foraker, who was chairman of the committee on resolutions,
+devotes a considerable part of his interesting autobiography
+to the discussion of this question. He is very severe upon all
+those who claim to have originated the idea. I have been asked
+by several statesmen to enforce their claims to its authorship.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The silver craze had not yet subsided. Bimetallism had strong
+advocates and believers in our convention. I think even our
+candidate was not fully convinced at that time of the wisdom
+of the declaration. It went into the platform rather as a venture
+than an article of faith, but to the surprise of both the journalists
+and campaign orators, it turned out that the people had become
+converted to the gold standard, and it proved to be the strongest
+and most popular declaration of the convention.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the campaign opened the genius of Mark Hanna soon became
+evident. He organized a campaign of education such as had never
+been dreamed of, much less attempted. Travelling publicity agents,
+with wagonloads of pamphlets, filled the highways and the byways,
+and no home was so isolated that it did not receive its share.
+Columns in the newspapers, especially the country papers, were
+filled with articles written by experts, and the platform was never
+so rich with public speakers.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Such a campaign is irresistible. Its influence is felt by everybody;
+its arguments become automatically and almost insensibly the
+common language of the people. But the expense is so terrific
+that it will never again be attempted. There was no corruption
+or purchase of votes in Mr. Hanna's management. It was publicity
+and again publicity, but it cost nearly five millions of dollars.
+To reach the one hundred and ten million of people in the
+United States in such a way would involve a sum so vast that
+public opinion would never permit any approach to it.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. McKinley's front-porch campaign was a picturesque and
+captivating feature. The candidate was a handsome man and an
+eloquent speaker, with a cordial and sympathetic manner which
+won everybody. Delegations from all parts of the country and
+representing every phase of American life appeared at Mr. McKinley's
+residence. His address to them was always appropriate and his
+reception made the visitors his fast friends.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I received a personal request to visit him, and on the occasion
+he said to me: "In certain large agricultural sections there is
+a very dangerous revolt in our party, owing to the bad conditions
+among the farmers. Wheat and corn are selling below the cost
+of production. I wish you would go down among them and make
+speeches explaining the economic conditions which have produced
+this result, and how we propose to and will remedy it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Mr. McKinley," I said, "my position as a railroad president,
+I am afraid, would antagonize them."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"On the contrary, your very position will draw the largest
+audiences and receive the greater attention."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The result proved that he was correct.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall one meeting in particular. There were thousands present,
+all farmers. In the midst of my speech one man arose and said:
+"Chauncey Depew, we appreciate your coming here, and we are very
+anxious to hear you. Your speech is very charming and interesting,
+but I want to put this to you personally. We here are suffering
+from market conditions for the products of our farms. The prices
+are so low that we have difficulty in meeting the interest on
+our mortgages and paying our taxes, no matter how seriously we
+economize. Now you are the president of one of the greatest
+railroads in the country. It is reported that you are receiving
+a salary of fifty thousand dollars a year. You are here in a
+private car. Don't you think that the contrast between you and
+us makes it difficult for us poor farmers to give you the welcome
+which we would like?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I saw at once I had lost my audience. I then ventured upon a
+statement of conditions which I have often tried and always
+successfully. I said: "My friend, what you say about me is true.
+Now, as to my career, I was born and brought up in a village
+similar to the one which is near you here. My father gave me
+my education and nothing else with which to begin life. As a
+young lawyer I was looking for clients and not for office. I made
+up my mind that there were no opportunities offered in the village,
+but that the chances of success were in the service of corporations.
+The result is that I have accomplished what you have described.
+Now, my friend, I believe that you have a promising boy. I also
+believe that to your pride and satisfaction he is going through
+the neighboring college here, and that you intend on account
+of his brightness and ability to make him a lawyer. When he is
+admitted to the bar, do you expect him to try to do what I have
+accomplished and make an independent position in life, or fail?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The farmer shouted: "Chauncey, you are all right. Go ahead
+and keep it up."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My arguments and presentation were no better than many another
+speaker's, but, as Mr. McKinley predicted, they received an
+attention and aroused a discussion, because of what the old farmer
+had said, that no other campaigner could command.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. McKinley sent for me again and said: "Sentiment is a
+wonderful force in politics. Mr. Bryan, my opponent, has made
+a remarkable speaking tour through our State. He started in the
+early morning from Cleveland with a speech. His train made many
+stops on the way to Cincinnati, where he arrived in the evening,
+and at each place he addressed large audiences, traversing the
+State from one side to the other. His endurance and versatility
+have made a great impression upon our people. To meet and
+overcome that impression, I have asked you to come here and
+repeat Bryan's effort. You are so much older than he is&mdash;I think
+we may claim nearly twice his age&mdash;that if you can do it, and
+I hope you can, that sentiment will be dissipated."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I traversed Mr. Bryan's route, stopped at the same stations and
+delivered speeches to similar audiences of about the same length.
+On arriving in Cincinnati in the evening I was met by a committee,
+the chairman of which said: "We have followed you all along from
+Cleveland, where you started at seven o'clock this morning, and
+it is fine. Now Mr. Bryan, when he arrived here, had no meeting.
+We have seven thousand people in the Music Hall, and if you will
+go there and speak five minutes it will make your trip a
+phenomenal success."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went to the Music Hall, of course had a wonderful time and wild
+ovation, and spoke for an hour. The next day I was none the worse
+for this twelve hours' experience.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President McKinley had spent most of his life in the House of
+Representatives. He loved the associations and life of Congress.
+The most erratic and uncertain of bodies is Congress to an executive
+who does not understand its temper and characteristics. McKinley
+was past master of this. Almost every president has been greatly
+relieved when Congress adjourned, but Mr. McKinley often expressed
+to me his wish that Congress would always be in session, as he
+never was so happy as when he could be in daily contact with it.
+His door was open at all times to a senator or a member of the
+House of Representatives. If either failed to see him at least
+once a week, the absentee usually received a message stating that
+the president desired him to call. He was very keen in discovering
+any irritation on the part of any senator or member about any
+disappointment or fancied slight, and always most tactfully managed
+to straighten the matter out. He was quite as attentive and as
+particular with the opposition as with members of his own party.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President McKinley had a wonderful way of dealing with office-seekers
+and with their friends and supporters. A phrase of his became
+part of the common language of the capital. It was: "My dear
+fellow, I am most anxious to oblige you, but I am so situated
+that I cannot give you what you want. I will, however, try to find
+you something equally as good." The anxious caller for favors,
+if he or his congressman failed to get the office desired, always
+carried away a flower or a bouquet given by the president, with
+a complimentary remark to be remembered. It soon came to be
+understood among applicants for office that a desired consulship
+in England could not be granted, but one of equal rank in
+South Africa was possible.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There were many good stories in the Senate of his tact in dealing
+with the opposition. A Southern senator, who as a general had
+made a distinguished record in the Civil War on the Confederate
+side, was very resentful and would frequently remark to his friends
+"that our president unfortunately is not a gentleman, and in his
+ancestry is some very common blood."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. McKinley persuaded some of the senator's Southern colleagues
+to bring him to the White House. He expressed his regret to
+the senator that he should have offended him in any way and asked
+what he had done. The senator replied: "You have appointed for
+the town where my sister lives a nigger, and a bad nigger at that,
+for postmaster, and my sister has to go to him for her letters
+and stamps." The president arranged for the transfer of this
+postmaster and the appointment of a man recommended by the senator.
+The senator then went to his friends and said: "Have I remarked
+to you at any time that our president was not a gentleman and
+had somewhere in his ancestry very common blood? If I did I recall
+the statement and apologize. Mr. McKinley is a perfect gentleman."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All the measures which the president wished passed, unless they
+were absolutely partisan, always received afterwards the support
+of the Southern senator.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was in the Senate during a part of his term and nearly every day
+at the White House, where his reception was so cordial and his
+treatment of the matter presented so sympathetic that it was
+a delight to go there, instead of being, as usual, one of the
+most disagreeable tasks imposed upon a senator.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He had a way of inviting one to a private conference and with
+impressing you with its confidential character and the trust he
+reposed in your advice and judgment which was most flattering.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Entertainments at the White House were frequent, and he managed
+to make each dinner an event to be most pleasantly remembered.
+I think, while he was very courteous to everybody, he was more than
+usually so to me because of an incident prior to his inauguration.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A well-known journalist came to my office one day and said: "I am
+just from Canton, where I have been several days with the president.
+I discussed with him federal appointments&mdash;among others, the
+mission to England, in which I am interested because my father is
+an Englishman, and both my father and I are exceedingly anxious
+to have you take the post, and Mr. McKinley authorized me to ask
+you if you would accept the mission."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The embassy to England presented peculiar attraction to me, because
+I knew personally the Prince of Wales and most of the leading
+English statesmen and public men. The journalist said that if
+I accepted he would sound the press. This he did, and the response
+was most flattering from journals of all political views.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+About the time of the inauguration Vice-President Hobart, who was
+a cordial friend of mine, said to me: "There is something wrong
+about you with the president. It is very serious, and you can
+expect no recognition from the administration." I was wholly
+at a loss to account for the matter and would not investigate
+any further. Not long afterwards the vice-president came to me
+and said: "I have found out the truth of that matter of yours
+and have explained it satisfactorily to the president, who deeply
+regrets that he was misled by a false report from a friend in
+whom he had confidence." Soon after the president made me the
+offer of the mission to Germany. I did not understand the language
+and felt that I could be of little service there, and so declined.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When President McKinley was lying seriously wounded at Buffalo
+from the shot of the anarchist Czolgosz, I went there to see if
+anything could be done for his comfort. For some time there was
+hope he would recover, and that it would be better for him to go
+to Washington. I made every arrangement to take him to the capital
+if the doctors decided it could be done. But suddenly, as is
+always the case with wounds of that kind, a crisis arrived in
+which he died.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Vice-President Roosevelt was camping in the Adirondacks. A message
+reached him, and the next morning he arrived in Buffalo. The
+Cabinet of Mr. McKinley decided that the vice-president should be
+at once inaugurated as president. Colonel Roosevelt was a guest
+at the house of Mr. Ainsley Wilcox. He invited me to witness his
+inauguration, which occurred the same evening. It was a small
+company gathered in the parlor of Mr. Wilcox's house. Elihu Root,
+secretary of state, choking with emotion and in a voice full of tears,
+made a speech which was a beautiful tribute to the dead president
+and a clear statement of the necessity of immediate action to avoid
+an interregnum in the government. John Raymond Hazel, United States
+district judge, administered the oath, and the new president
+delivered a brief and affecting answer to Mr. Root's address.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This inauguration was in pathetic and simple contrast to that
+which had preceded at the Capitol at Washington. Among the few
+present was Senator Mark Hanna. He had been more instrumental
+than any one in the United States in the selection of Mr. McKinley
+for president and his triumphant election. Mr. McKinley put
+absolute trust in Hanna, and Hanna was the most powerful personality
+in the country. No two men in public life were ever so admirably
+fitted for each other as President McKinley and Senator Hanna.
+The day before the death of the president Hanna could look forward
+to four years of increasing power and usefulness with the president
+who had just been re-elected. But as he walked with me from
+Mr. Wilcox's house that night, he felt keenly that he never could
+have any such relation with Colonel Roosevelt. He was personally
+exceedingly fond of Mr. McKinley, and to his grief at the death
+of his friend was added a full apprehension of his changed position
+in American public life.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap14"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XIV. THEODORE ROOSEVELT
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The bullet of the assassin had ended fatally, and McKinley was
+no more. Theodore Roosevelt, vice-president, became president.
+Few recognized at the time there had come into the presidency
+of the United States one of the most remarkable, capable, and
+original men who ever occupied the White House.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the following seven years President Roosevelt not only
+occupied but filled the stage of public affairs in the United States.
+Even now, two years or more after his death, with the exception
+of President Wilson, Roosevelt is the best known American in
+the world. It is difficult to predict the future because of the
+idealization which sometimes though rarely occurs in regard to
+public men, but Colonel Roosevelt is rapidly taking a position
+as third, with Washington and Lincoln as the other two.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My relations with Colonel Roosevelt were always most interesting.
+His father, who was a cordial friend of mine, was one of the
+foremost citizens of New York. In all civic duties and many
+philanthropies he occupied a first place. The public activities
+of the father had great influence in forming the character and
+directing the ambitions of his son.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Roosevelt entered public life very early and, as with
+everything with him, always in a dramatic way. One of the
+interesting characters of New York City was Frederick Gibbs, who
+was an active politician and a district leader. Gibbs afterwards
+became the national committeeman from New York on the Republican
+national committee. When he died he left a collection of pictures
+which, to the astonishment of everybody, showed that he was a
+liberal and discriminating patron of art.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Gibbs had a district difficult to manage, because, commencing
+in the slums it ran up to Fifth Avenue. It was normally Democratic,
+but he managed to keep his party alive and often to win, and
+so gained the reputation that he was in league with Tammany.
+He came to me one day and said: "Our organization has lost the
+confidence of the 'highbrows.' They have not a great many votes,
+but their names carry weight and their contributions are invaluable
+in campaigns. To regain their confidence we are thinking of
+nominating for member of the legislature young Theodore Roosevelt,
+who has just returned from Harvard. What do you think of it?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of course, I advocated it very warmly. "Well," he said, "we will
+have a dinner at Delmonico's. It will be composed entirely of
+'highbrows.' We wish you to make the principal speech, introducing
+young Roosevelt, who, of course, will respond. I will not be at
+the dinner, but I will be in the pantry."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The dinner was a phenomenal success. About three hundred in
+dress suits, white vests, and white neckties were discussing the
+situation, saying: "Where did these stories and slanders originate
+in regard to our district, about its being an annex of Tammany
+and with Tammany affiliations? We are the district, and we all
+know each other."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Young Roosevelt, when he rose to speak, looked about eighteen
+years old, though he was twenty-three. His speech was carefully
+prepared, and he read it from a manuscript. It was remarkable
+in the emphatic way in which he first stated the evils in the city,
+State, and national governments, and how he would correct them
+if he ever had the opportunity. It is a curious realization of
+youthful aspirations that every one of those opportunities came
+to him, and in each of them he made history and permanent fame.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The term of office of Frank Black, Governor of the State of
+New York, was about expiring. Black was a man of great ability
+and courage. The people had voted nine millions of dollars to
+improve the Erie Canal. There were persistent rumors of fraud
+in the work. Governor Black ordered an investigation through an
+able committee which he appointed. The committee discovered
+that about a million dollars had been wasted or stolen. Black
+at once took measures to recover the money if possible and to
+prosecute the guilty. The opposition took advantage of this to
+create the impression in the public mind of the corruption of the
+Republican administration. The acute question was: "Should
+Governor Black be renominated?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Colonel Roosevelt had just returned from Cuba, where he had won
+great reputation in command of the Rough Riders, and he and his
+command were in camp on Long Island.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Platt, the State leader, was accustomed to consult me, and
+his confidence in my judgment was the greater from the fact that
+he knew that I wanted nothing, while most of the people who
+surrounded the leader were recipients of his favor, and either
+the holders of offices or expecting some consideration. He asked
+me to come and see him at Manhattan Beach. As usual, he entered
+at once upon the question in hand by saying: "I am very much
+troubled about the governorship. Frank Black has made an excellent
+governor and did the right thing in ordering an investigation of
+the Canal frauds, but the result of the investigation has been that
+in discovering frauds the Democrats have been able to create
+a popular impression that the whole State administration is guilty.
+The political situation is very critical in any way. Benjamin Odell,
+the chairman of our State committee, urges the nomination of
+Colonel Roosevelt. As you know, Roosevelt is no friend of mine, and
+I don't think very well of the suggestion. Now, what do you think?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I instantly replied: "Mr. Platt, I always look at a public question
+from the view of the platform. I have been addressing audiences
+ever since I became a voter, and my judgment of public opinion
+and the views of the people are governed by how they take or will
+take and act upon the questions presented. Now, if you nominate
+Governor Black and I am addressing a large audience&mdash;and I certainly
+will&mdash;the heckler in the audience will arise and interrupt me,
+saying: 'Chauncey, we agree with what you say about the Grand
+Old Party and all that, but how about the Canal steal?' I have
+to explain that the amount stolen was only a million, and that
+would be fatal. If Colonel Roosevelt is nominated, I can say to
+the heckler with indignation and enthusiasm: 'I am mighty glad
+you asked that question. We have nominated for governor a man
+who has demonstrated in public office and on the battlefield that
+he is a fighter for the right, and always victorious. If he is
+selected, you know and we all know from his demonstrated
+characteristics, courage and ability, that every thief will be
+caught and punished, and every dollar that can be found restored
+to the public treasury.' Then I will follow the colonel leading his
+Rough Riders up San Juan Hill and ask the band to play the
+'Star-Spangled Banner.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Platt said very impulsively: "Roosevelt will be nominated."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the State convention met to nominate a State ticket, I was
+selected to present the name of Colonel Roosevelt as a candidate
+for governor. I have done that a great many times in conventions,
+but have never had such a response. As I went on reciting the
+achievements of Roosevelt, his career, his accomplishments, and
+his great promise, the convention went wild with enthusiasm.
+It was plain that no mistake had been made in selecting him as
+the candidate.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the campaign he made one of the most picturesque canvasses
+the State has ever experienced. He was accompanied in his travels
+by a large staff of orators, but easily dominated the situation
+and carried the audience with him. He was greatly amused at a
+meeting where one of his Rough Riders, who was in the company,
+insisted upon making a speech. The Rough Rider said: "My friends
+and fellow citizens, my colonel was a great soldier. He will make
+a great governor. He always put us boys in battle where we would be
+killed if there was a chance, and that is what he will do with you."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Roosevelt as governor was, as always, most original. New York
+was an organization State, with Mr. Platt as leader, and with
+county leaders of unusual ability and strength. Governors had
+been accustomed to rely upon the organization both for advice
+and support. Roosevelt could not bear any kind of control. He
+sought advice in every direction and then made up his mind. This
+brought him often in conflict with local leaders and sometimes
+with the general organization.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On one occasion the State chairman, who was always accustomed
+to be in Albany during the closing day of the legislature, to prevent
+in the haste and confusion, characteristic of legislation at this
+time, the passage of bad or unpopular measures, bade the governor
+good-by at midnight, as the legislature was to adjourn the following
+day with the understanding that lawmaking was practically over.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A large real-estate delegation arrived the next morning, with
+the usual desire to relieve real-estate from taxation by putting
+it somewhere else. They came with a proposition to place new
+burdens upon public utilities. It was too late to formulate and
+introduce a measure on a question so important, but there was
+a bill which had been in the legislature most of the session and
+never received serious consideration. The governor sent an
+emergency message to the legislature, which had remaining only
+one hour of life to pass that bill.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Next day the tremendous interest in public utilities was
+panic-stricken because the bill was so crude that it amounted
+to confiscation. The governor, when applied to, said: "Yes,
+I know that the bill is very crude and unfit to become a law, but
+legislation on this subject is absolutely necessary. I will do
+this: I have thirty days before I must make up my mind to sign
+the bill, or let it become a law without my signature. Within
+that thirty days I will call the legislature together again. Then
+you can prepare and submit to me a proper bill, and if we can
+agree upon it, I will present it to the legislature. If the
+legislature passes that measure I will sign it, but if it does
+not, I will let the present measure, bad as it is, become a law."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The result of the threat was that a very good and timely act was
+presented in regard to the taxation of public utilities, a measure
+which largely increased municipal and State revenues. I know
+of no governor in my time who would have had the originality and
+the audacity to accomplish what he desired by such drastic operation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Roosevelt's administration was high-minded and patriotic. But by
+his exercise of independent judgment and frequently by doing
+things without consulting the leaders, State or local, he became
+exceedingly unpopular with the organization. It was evident that
+it would be very difficult to renominate him. It was also evident
+that on account of his popularity with the people, if he failed
+in the renomination, the party would be beaten. So it was unanimously
+decided to put him on the national ticket as vice-president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The governor resisted this with all his passionate energy. He
+liked the governorship. He thought there were many things which
+he could do in another term, and he believed and so stated that
+the vice-presidency was a tomb. He thought that nobody could be
+resurrected when once buried in that sarcophagus.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The national Republican convention of 1900 was a ratification
+meeting. President McKinley's administration had been exceedingly
+popular. The convention met practically to indorse McKinley's
+public acts and renominate him for another term. The only doubtful
+question was the vice-presidency. There was a general accord
+of sentiment in favor of Governor Roosevelt, which was only
+blocked by his persistent refusal.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Roosevelt and I were both delegates at large, and that position
+gave him greater opportunity to emphasize his disinclination.
+A very intimate friend of his called upon me and begged that
+I would use all my influence to prevent the colonel's nomination.
+This friend said to me: "The governor's situation, officially and
+personally, makes it impossible for him to go to Washington. On
+the official side are his unfinished legislation and the new
+legislation greatly needed by the State, which will add enormously
+to his reputation and pave the way for his future. He has very
+little means. As governor his salary is ample. The Executive Mansion
+is free, with many contributory advantages, and the schools of
+Albany admirable for the education of his six children. While in
+Washington the salary of vice-president is wholly inadequate to
+support the dignity of the position, and it is the end of a young
+man of a most promising career."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew what the friend did not know, and it was that Mr. Roosevelt
+could not be governor again. I was so warmly attached to him and
+so anxious for his future that I felt it was my duty to force his
+nomination if possible.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Odell was chairman of the delegation for all convention
+purposes, but in the distribution of honors I was made the presiding
+officer at its meetings. The delegation met to consider the
+vice-presidency. Several very eloquent speeches were made in
+favor of Mr. Roosevelt, but in an emphatic address he declined
+the nomination. He then received a unanimous vote, but again
+declined. A delegate then arose and suggested that he reconsider
+his determination, and several others joined most earnestly in
+this request. Roosevelt was deeply affected, but, nevertheless,
+firmly declined.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew there was a member of the delegation who had canvassed it
+to secure the honor in case Roosevelt became impossible, and that
+the next motion would be the nomination of this aspirant. So I
+abruptly declared the meeting adjourned. I did this in the hope
+that during the night, with the pressure brought to bear upon him,
+the colonel would change his mind. In the morning Mr. Roosevelt
+surrendered his convictions and agreed to accept the nomination.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In every convention there is a large number of men prominent in
+their several delegations who wish to secure general attention
+and publicity. As there were no disputes as to either candidate
+or platform, these gentlemen all became anxious to make speeches
+favoring the candidates, McKinley and Roosevelt. There were so
+many of these speeches which, of course, were largely repetitions,
+that the convention became wearied and impatient. The last few
+were not heard at all on account of the confusion and impatience
+of the delegates. While one orator was droning away, a delegation
+from a Western State came over to me and said: "We in the extreme
+West have never heard you speak, and won't you oblige us by
+taking the platform?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I answered: "The audience will not stand another address."
+Roosevelt, who sat right in front of me, then remarked: "Yes, they
+will from you. These speeches have pretty nearly killed the ticket,
+and if it keeps up, the election is over, and McKinley and I are
+dead." He then seized me and almost threw me on the platform.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The novelty of the situation, which was grasped by the delegates,
+commanded attention. I recalled what Mr. Lincoln had once said
+to me, defending his frequent use of anecdotes, and this is what
+he said: "Plain people, take them as you find them, are more
+easily influenced through the medium of a broad and humorous
+illustration than in any other way."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had heard a new story, a rare thing, and began with the narration
+of it. Alongside the chairman sat Senator Thurston. He was
+a fine speaker, very ornate and highly rhetorical. He never
+indulged in humor or unbent his dignity and formality. I heard
+him say in a sepulchral voice to the chairman: "Great God, sir,
+the dignity and solemnity of this most important and historical
+occasion is to be ruined by a story." Happily the story was a
+success and gave the wearied audience two opportunities to hear
+my speech. Their laughter was internal relief, and it was giving
+the external relief of changing their positions for new and more
+restful ones.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My friend, John M. Thurston, came to Philadelphia with a most
+elaborate and excellent oration. Sitting in the audience on three
+different occasions, I heard it with as much pleasure the last
+time as I had the first.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When Mr. Roosevelt as vice-president came to preside over the
+Senate, it was soon evident that he would not be a success. His
+talents were executive and administrative. The position of the
+presiding officer of the United States Senate is at once easy and
+difficult. The Senate desires impartiality, equable temper, and
+knowledge of parliamentary law from its presiding officer. But it
+will not submit to any attempt on the part of the presiding officer
+to direct or advise it, and will instantly resent any arbitrary
+ruling. Of course, Mr. Roosevelt presided only at a few meetings
+before the final adjournment. When Congress met again he was
+President of the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senators and members soon found that there was a change at the
+White House. No two men were ever so radically different in every
+respect as McKinley and Roosevelt. Roosevelt loved to see the
+people in a mass and rarely cared for private or confidential
+interviews. He was most hospitable and constantly bringing visitors
+to luncheon when the morning meetings in the executive offices had
+closed, and he had not had a full opportunity to hear or see them.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Hanna was accustomed to have a few of his colleagues of
+the Senate dine with him frequently, in order to consult on more
+effective action upon pending measures. President Roosevelt,
+who knew everything that was going on, often burst into Hanna's
+house after dinner and with the utmost frankness submitted the
+problems which had arisen at the White House, and upon which he
+wished advice or, if not advice, support&mdash;more frequently support.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Any one who attended the morning conferences, where he saw senators
+and members of the House, and the public, was quite sure to be
+entertained. I remember on one occasion I had been requested by
+several friends of his, men of influence and prominence in New York,
+to ask for the appointment of minister to a foreign government for
+a journalist of some eminence. When I entered the Cabinet room
+it was crowded, and the president knew that I was far from well,
+so he at once called my name, asked how I was and what I wanted.
+I told him that I had to leave Washington that day on the advice
+of my doctor for a rest, and what I wanted was to present the name
+of a gentleman for appointment as a minister, if I could see
+him for five minutes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The president exclaimed: "We have no secrets here. Tell it
+right out." I then stated the case. He asked who was behind
+the applicant. I told him. Then he said, "Yes, that's all right,"
+to each one until I mentioned also the staff of the gentleman's
+newspaper, which was one of the most prominent and powerful in
+the country but a merciless critic of the president. He shouted
+at once: "That settles it. Nothing which that paper wishes will
+receive any consideration from me." Singularly enough, the paper
+subsequently became one of his ardent advocates and supporters.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On another occasion I was entering his private office as another
+senator was coming out of the Cabinet room, which was filled.
+He called out: "Senator Depew, do you know that man going out?"
+I answered: "Yes, he is a colleague of mine in the Senate."
+"Well," he shouted, "he is a crook." His judgment subsequently
+proved correct.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Roosevelt and his wife were all their lives in the social life
+of the old families of New York who were admitted leaders. They
+carried to the White House the culture and conventions of what
+is called the best society of the great capitals of the world.
+This experience and education came to a couple who were most
+democratic in their views. They loved to see people and met and
+entertained every one with delightful hospitality.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Roosevelt was a marvel of many-sidedness. Besides being an
+executive as governor of a great State and administrator as
+civil-service commissioner and police commissioner of New York,
+he was an author of popular books and a field naturalist of rare
+acquirements. He was also a wonderful athlete. I often had
+occasion to see him upon urgent matters, and was summoned to his
+gymnasium, where he was having a boxing match with a well-known
+pugilist, and getting the better of his antagonist, or else
+launching at his fencing master. The athletics would cease, to
+be resumed as soon as he had in his quick and direct way disposed
+of what I presented.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Horseback riding was a favorite exercise with him, and his experience
+on his Western ranch and in the army had made him one of the best
+riders in the world. The foreign diplomats in Washington, with
+their education that their first duty was to be in close touch with
+the chief magistrate, whether czar, queen, king, or president,
+found their training unequal to keeping close to President Roosevelt,
+except one, and he told me with great pleasure that though a poor
+rider he joined the president in his horseback morning excursions.
+Sometimes, he said, when they came to a very steep, high, and
+rough hill the president would shout, "Let us climb to the top,"
+and the diplomat would struggle over the stones, the underbrush
+and gullies, and return to his horse with torn garments after
+sliding down the hill. At another time, when on the banks of
+the Potomac, where the waters were raging rapids the president
+said, "We will go to that island in the middle of the river," and
+immediately plunge in. The diplomat followed and reached the
+island after wading and swimming, and with great difficulty returned
+with sufficient strength to reach home. He had an attack of
+pneumonia from this unusual exposure, but thereafter was the envy
+and admiration of his colleagues and increased the confidence of
+his own government by this intimacy with the president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The president's dinners and luncheons were unique because of his
+universal acquaintance with literary and scientific people. There
+were generally some of them present. His infectious enthusiasm
+and hearty cordiality drew out the best points of each guest.
+I was present at a large dinner one evening when an instance
+occurred which greatly amused him. There were some forty guests.
+When they were seated, the president noticed four vacant chairs.
+He sent one of his aides to ascertain the trouble. The aide
+discovered an elderly senator standing with his wife, and another
+senator and a lady looking very disconsolate. The aged senator
+refused to take out a lady as his card directed or leave his wife
+to a colleague. He said to the president's aide, who told him
+that dinner was waiting and what he had to do: "When I eat I eat
+with my wife, or I don't eat at all." The old gentleman had his way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The president had one story which he told often and with much glee.
+While he was on the ranch the neighbors had caught a horse thief
+and hung him. They soon discovered that they had made a mistake
+and hung the wrong man. The most diplomatic among the ranchers
+was selected to take the body home and break the news gently to
+his wife. The cowboy ambassador asked the wife: "Are you the
+wife of &mdash;&mdash;?" She answered "Yes." "Well," said the ambassador,
+"you are mistaken. You are his widow. I have his body in the
+wagon. You need not feel bad about it, because we hung him
+thinking he was the horse thief. We soon after found that he was
+innocent. The joke is on us."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Roosevelt was intensely human and rarely tried to conceal
+his feelings. He was to address the New York State Fair at
+Syracuse. The management invited me as a United States Senator
+from New York to be present. There were at least twenty thousand
+on the fair ground, and Mr. Roosevelt read his speech, which he
+had elaborately prepared, detailing his scheme for harmonizing
+the relations between labor and capital. The speech was long and
+very able and intended for publication all over the country. But
+his audience, who were farmers, were not much interested in the
+subject. Besides, they had been wearied wandering around the
+grounds and doing the exhibits, waiting for the meeting to begin.
+I know of nothing so wearisome to mind and body as to spend hours
+going through the exhibits of a great fair. When the president
+finished, the audience began calling for me. I was known practically
+to every one of them from my long career on the platform.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Knowing Roosevelt as I did, I was determined not to speak, but
+the fair management and the audience would not be denied. I paid
+the proper compliments to the president, and then, knowing that
+humor was the only possible thing with such a tired crowd, I had
+a rollicking good time with them. They entered into the spirit of
+the fun and responded in a most uproarious way. I heard Roosevelt
+turn to the president of the fair and say very angrily: "You
+promised me, sir, that there would be no other speaker."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I met the president that evening at a large dinner given
+by Senator Frank Hiscock, he greeted me with the utmost cordiality.
+He was in fine form, and early in the dinner took entire charge
+of the discussion. For three hours he talked most interestingly,
+and no one else contributed a word. Nevertheless, we all enjoyed
+the evening, and not the least the president himself.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I used to wonder how he found time, with his great activities and
+engagements, to read so much. Publishers frequently send me
+new books. If I thought they would interest him I mentioned
+the work to him, but invariably he had already read it.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When my first term as senator expired and the question of my
+re-election was before the legislature, President Roosevelt gave
+me his most cordial and hearty support.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Events to his credit as president, which will be monuments in
+history, are extraordinary in number and importance. To mention
+only a few: He placed the Monroe Doctrine before European
+governments upon an impregnable basis by his defiance to the
+German Kaiser, when he refused to accept arbitration and was
+determined to make war on Venezuela. The president cabled:
+"Admiral Dewey with the Atlantic Fleet sails to-morrow." And
+the Kaiser accepted arbitration. Raissuli, the Moroccan bandit,
+who had seized and held for ransom an American citizen named
+Perdicaris, gave up his captive on receipt of this cable:
+"Perdicaris alive or Raissuli dead." He settled the war between
+Russia and Japan and won the Nobel prize for peace.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Roosevelt built the Panama Canal when other efforts had failed
+for five hundred years. As senator from his own State, I was in
+constant consultation with him while he was urging legislation
+necessary to secure the concession for the construction of the
+canal. The difficulties to be overcome in both Houses seemed
+insurmountable, and would have been so except for the marvellous
+resourcefulness and power of the president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the Republican convention met in 1908, I was again delegate
+at large. It was a Roosevelt convention and crazy to have him
+renominated. It believed that he could overcome the popular
+feeling against a third term. Roosevelt did not think so. He
+believed that in order to make a third term palatable there must
+be an interval of another and different administration. When
+the convention found that his decision was unalterably not to
+accept the nomination himself, it was prepared to accept any one
+he might advise. He selected his secretary of war and most
+intimate friend, William Howard Taft. Taft had a delightful
+personality, and won distinction upon the bench, and had proved
+an admirable administrator as governor of the Philippine Islands.
+After Mr. Taft's election the president, in order that the new
+president and his administration might not be embarrassed by his
+presence and prestige, went on a two years' trip abroad.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During that trip he was more in the popular mind at home and
+abroad than almost any one in the world. If he reviewed the German
+army with the Kaiser, the press was full of the common characteristics
+and differences between the two men and of the unprecedented
+event of the guest giving advice to the Kaiser.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When he visited England he told in a public speech of his experience
+in Egypt, and recommended to the English Government that, if they
+expected to continue to govern Egypt, to begin to govern it.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All France was aghast and then hilarious when, in an address before
+the faculties of Sorbonne, he struck at once at the weak point of
+the future and power of France, and that was race suicide.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap15"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XV. UNITED STATES SENATE
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+My twelve years in the Senate were among the happiest of my life.
+The Senate has long enjoyed the reputation of being the best club
+in the world, but it is more than that. My old friend,
+Senator Bacon, of Georgia, often said that he preferred the
+position of senator to that of either President or Chief Justice
+of the United States. There is independence in a term of six years
+which is of enormous value to the legislative work of the senator.
+The member of the House, who is compelled to go before his
+district every two years, must spend most of his time looking
+after his re-election. Then the Senate, being a smaller body,
+the associations are very close and intimate. I do not intend
+to go into discussion of the measures which occupied the attention
+of the Senate during my time. They are a part of the history
+of the world. The value of a work of this kind, if it has any
+value, is in personal incidents.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most delightful associations of a lifetime personally
+and politically, was that with Vice-President James S. Sherman.
+During the twenty-two years he was in the House of Representatives
+he rarely was in the City of New York without coming to see me.
+He became the best parliamentarian in Congress, and was generally
+called to the chair when the House met in committee of the whole.
+He was intimately familiar with every political movement in
+Washington, and he had a rare talent for discriminatory description,
+both of events and analysis of the leading characters in the
+Washington drama. He was one of the wisest of the advisers of
+the organization of his party, both national and State.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When President Roosevelt had selected Mr. Taft as his successor
+he made no indication as to the vice-presidency. Of course, the
+nomination of Mr. Taft under such conditions was a foregone
+conclusion, and when the convention met it was practically
+unanimous for Roosevelt's choice. Who was the best man to nominate
+for vice-president in order to strengthen the ticket embarassed
+the managers of the Taft campaign. The Republican congressmen
+who were at the convention were practically unanimous for Sherman,
+and their leader was Uncle Joe Cannon. We from New York found
+the Taft managers discussing candidates from every doubtful State.
+We finally convinced them that New York was the most important, but
+they had gone so far with State candidates that it became a serious
+question how to get rid of them without offending their States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The method adopted by one of the leading managers was both adroit
+and hazardous. He would call up a candidate on the telephone and
+say to him: "The friends of Mr. Taft are very favorable to you for
+vice-president. Will you accept the nomination?" The candidate
+would hesitate and begin to explain his ambitions, his career and
+its possibilities, and the matter which he would have to consider.
+Before the prospective candidate had finished, the manager would
+say, "Very sorry, deeply regret," and put up the telephone.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the nomination was made these gentlemen who might have
+succeeded would come around to the manager and say impatiently
+and indignantly: "I was all right. Why did you cut me off?"
+However, those gentlemen have had their compensation. Whenever you
+meet one of them he will say to you: "I was offered the
+vice-presidency with Taft but was so situated that I could not accept."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One evening during the convention a wind and rain storm drove
+everybody indoors. The great lobby of Congress Hall was crowded,
+and most of them were delegates. Suddenly there was a loud call
+for a speech, and some husky and athletic citizen seized and
+lifted me on to a chair. After a story and a joke, which put the
+crowd into a receptive mood, I made what was practically a
+nominating speech for Sherman. The response was intense and
+unanimous. When I came down from a high flight as to the ability
+and popularity to the human qualities of "Sunny Jim," I found
+"Sunny Jim" such a taking characterization, and it was echoed
+and re-echoed. I do not claim that speech nominated Sherman,
+only that nearly everybody who was present became a most vociferous
+advocate for Sherman for vice-president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The position of vice-president is one of the most difficult in our
+government. Unless the president requests his advice or assistance,
+he has no public function except presiding over the Senate. No
+president ever called the vice-president into his councils.
+McKinley came nearest to it during his administration, with Hobart,
+but did not keep it up.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+President Harding has made a precedent for the future by inviting
+Vice-President Coolidge to attend all Cabinet meetings. The
+vice-president has accepted and meets regularly with the Cabinet.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Sherman had one advantage over other vice-presidents in having
+been for nearly a quarter of a century a leader in Congress. Few,
+if any, who ever held that office have been so popular with the
+Senate and so tactful and influential when they undertook the very
+difficult task of influencing the action of a Senate, very jealous
+of its prerogatives and easily made resentful and hostile.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among my colleagues in the Senate were several remarkable men.
+They had great ability, extraordinary capacity for legislation,
+and, though not great orators, possessed the rare faculty of
+pressing their points home in short and effective speeches. Among
+them was Senator Frye, of Maine. He was for many years chairman
+of the great committee on commerce. Whatever we had of a merchant
+marine was largely due to his persistent efforts. He saved the
+government scores of millions in that most difficult task of pruning
+the River and Harbor Bill. He possessed the absolute confidence
+of both parties, and was the only senator who could generally carry
+the Senate with him for or against a measure. While wise and
+the possessor of the largest measure of common sense, yet he was
+one of the most simple-minded of men. I mean by this that he had
+no guile and suspected none in others. Whatever was uppermost
+in his mind came out. These characteristics made him one of the
+most delightful of companions and one of the most harmonious
+men to work with on a committee.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Clement A. Griscom, the most prominent American ship owner and
+director, was very fond of Senator Frye. Griscom entertained
+delightfully at his country home near Philadelphia. He told me
+that at one time Senator Frye was his guest over a week-end.
+To meet the senator at dinner on Saturday evening, he had invited
+great bankers, lawyers, and captains of industry of Philadelphia.
+Their conversation ran from enterprises and combinations involving
+successful industries and exploitations to individual fortunes
+and how they were accumulated. The atmosphere was heavy with
+millions and billions. Suddenly Griscom turned to Senator Frye
+and said: "I know that our successful friends here would not only
+be glad to hear but would learn much if you would tell us of your
+career." "It is not much to tell," said Senator Frye, "especially
+after these stories which are like chapters from the 'Arabian Nights.'
+I was very successful as a young lawyer and rising to a leading
+practice and head of the bar of my State when I was offered
+an election to the House of Representatives. I felt that it would
+be a permanent career and that there was no money in it. I
+consulted my wife and told her that it meant giving up all prospects
+of accumulating a fortune or independence even, but it was my
+ambition, and I believed I could perform valuable service to
+the public, and that as a career its general usefulness would far
+surpass any success at the bar. My wife agreed with me cordially
+and said that she would economize on her part to any extent required.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"So," the senator continued, "I have been nearly thirty years in
+Congress, part of this time in the House and the rest in the Senate.
+I have been able on my salary to meet our modest requirements
+and educate our children. I have never been in debt but once. Of
+course, we had to calculate closely and set aside sufficient
+to meet our extra expenses in Washington and our ordinary one
+at home. We came out a little ahead every year but one. That
+year the president very unexpectedly called an extra session,
+and for the first time in twenty years I was in debt to our landlord
+in Washington."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Griscom told me that this simple narrative of a statesman of
+national reputation seemed to make the monumental achievements
+of his millionaire guests of little account.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Frye's genial personality and vivid conversation made
+him a welcome guest at all entertainments in Washington. There
+was a lady at the capital at that time who entertained a great deal
+and was very popular on her own account, but she always began
+the conversation with the gentleman who took her out by narrating
+how she won her husband. I said one day to Senator Frye: "There
+will be a notable gathering at So-and-So's dinner to-night. Are
+you going?" He answered: "Yes, I will be there; but it has been
+my lot to escort to dinner this lady"&mdash;naming her&mdash;"thirteen times
+this winter. She has told me thirteen times the story of her
+courtship. If it is my luck to be assigned to her to-night, and
+she starts that story, I shall leave the table and the house
+and go home."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Aldrich, of Rhode Island, was once called by Senator Quay
+the schoolmaster of the Senate. As the head of the finance
+committee he had commanding influence, and with his skill in
+legislation and intimate knowledge of the rules he was the leader
+whenever he chose to lead. This he always did when the policy
+he desired or the measure he was promoting had a majority, and
+the opposition resorted to obstructive tactics. As there is no
+restriction on debate in the Senate, or was none at my time, the
+only way the minority could defeat the majority was by talking
+the bill to death. I never knew this method to be used successfully
+but once, because in the trial of endurance the greater number
+wins. The only successful talk against time was by Senator Carter,
+of Montana. Carter was a capital debater. He was invaluable at
+periods when the discussion had become very bitter and personal.
+Then in his most suave way he would soothe the angry elements
+and bring the Senate back to a calm consideration of the question.
+When he arose on such occasions, the usual remark among those
+who still kept their heads was: "Carter will now bring out his
+oil can and pour oil upon the troubled waters"&mdash;and it usually
+proved effective.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator George F. Hoar, of Massachusetts, seemed to be a revival
+of what we pictured in imagination as the statesmen who framed
+the Constitution of the United States, or the senators who sat
+with Webster, Clay, and Calhoun. He was a man of lofty ideals
+and devotion to public service. He gave to each subject on which
+he spoke an elevation and dignity that lifted it out of ordinary
+senatorial discussions. He had met and knew intimately most
+of the historical characters in our public life for fifty years,
+and was one of the most entertaining and instructive conversationalists
+whom I ever met.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On the other hand, Senator Benjamin Tillman, of South Carolina,
+who was an ardent admirer of Senator Hoar, was his opposite in
+every way. Tillman and I became very good friends, though at
+first he was exceedingly hostile. He hated everything which
+I represented. With all his roughness, and at the beginning
+his brutality, he had a singular streak of sentiment.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I addressed the first dinner of the Gridiron Club at its organization
+and have been their guest many times since. The Gridiron Club
+is an association of the newspaper correspondents at Washington,
+and their dinners several times a year are looked forward to with
+the utmost interest and enjoyed by everybody privileged to attend.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Gridiron Club planned an excursion to Charleston, S. C., that
+city having extended to them an invitation. They invited me to
+go with them and also Senator Tillman. Tillman refused to be
+introduced to me because I was chairman of the board of directors
+of the New York Central Railroad, and he hated my associations
+and associates. We had a wonderful welcome from the most hospitable
+of cities, the most beautifully located City of Charleston. On
+the many excursions, luncheons, and gatherings, I was put forward
+to do the speaking, which amounted to several efforts a day during
+our three days' visit. The Gridiron stunt for Charleston was very
+audacious. There were many speakers, of course, including
+Senator Tillman, who hated Charleston and the Charlestonians,
+because he regarded them as aristocrats and told them so. There
+were many invited to speak who left their dinners untasted while
+they devoted themselves to looking over their manuscripts, and
+whose names were read in the list at the end of the dinner, but
+their speeches were never called for.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On our way home we stopped for luncheon at a place outside of
+Charleston. During the luncheon an earthquake shook the table
+and rattled the plates. I was called upon to make the farewell
+address for the Gridiron Club to the State of South Carolina.
+Of course the earthquake and its possibilities gave an opportunity
+for pathos as well as humor, and Tillman was deeply affected.
+When we were on the train he came to me and with great emotion
+grasped my hand and said: "Chauncey Depew, I was mistaken about
+you. You are a damn good fellow." And we were good friends
+until he died.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I asked Tillman to what he owed his phenomenal rise and strength
+in the conservative State of South Carolina. He answered: "We
+in our State were governed by a class during the colonial period
+and afterwards until the end of the Civil War. They owned large
+plantations, hundreds of thousands of negroes, were educated
+for public life, represented our State admirably, and did great
+service to the country. They were aristocrats and paid little
+attention to us poor farmers, who constituted the majority of
+the people. The only difference between us was that they had
+been colonels or generals in the Revolutionary War, or delegates
+to the Continental Congress or the Constitutional Convention, while
+we had been privates, corporals, or sergeants. They generally
+owned a thousand slaves, and we had from ten to thirty. I made
+up my mind that we should have a share of the honors, and they
+laughed at me. I organized the majority and put the old families
+out of business, and we became and are the rulers of the State."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the most brilliant debaters of any legislative body were
+Senators Joseph W. Bailey, of Texas, and John C. Spooner, of
+Wisconsin. They would have adorned and given distinction to any
+legislative body in the world. Senator Albert J. Beveridge, of
+Indiana, and Senator Joseph B. Foraker, of Ohio, were speakers
+of a very high type. The Senate still has the statesmanship,
+eloquence, scholarship, vision, and culture of Senator Lodge,
+of Massachusetts.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the wonders of the Senate was Senator W. M. Crane, of
+Massachusetts. He never made a speech. I do not remember that
+he ever made a motion. Yet he was the most influential member
+of that body. His wisdom, tact, sound judgment, encyclopaedic
+knowledge of public affairs and of public men made him an authority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Hanna, who was a business man pure and simple, and wholly
+unfamiliar with legislative ways, developed into a speaker of
+remarkable force and influence. At the same time, on the social
+side, with his frequent entertainments, he did more for the measures
+in which he was interested. They were mainly, of course, of a
+financial and economic character.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the characters of the Senate, and one of the upheavals
+of the Populist movement was Senator Jeff. Davis, of Arkansas.
+Davis was loudly, vociferously, and clamorously a friend of the
+people. Precisely what he did to benefit the people was never
+very clear, but if we must take his word for it, he was the only
+friend the people had. Among his efforts to help the people was
+to denounce big business of all kinds and anything which gave large
+employment or had great capital. I think that in his own mind
+the ideal state would have been made of small landowners and
+an occasional lawyer. He himself was a lawyer.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One day he attacked me, as I was sitting there listening to him,
+in a most vicious way, as the representative of big corporations,
+especially railroads, and one of the leading men in the worst
+city in the world, New York, and as the associate of bankers and
+capitalists. When he finished Senator Crane went over to his seat
+and told him that he had made a great mistake, warned him that
+he had gone so far that I might be dangerous to him personally,
+but in addition to that, with my ridicule and humor, I would make
+him the laughing-stock of the Senate and of the country. Jeff,
+greatly alarmed, waddled over to my seat and said: "Senator Depew,
+I hope you did not take seriously what I said. I did not mean
+anything against you. I won't do it again, but I thought that you
+would not care, because it won't hurt you, and it does help me
+out in Arkansas." I replied: "Jeff, old man, if it helps you,
+do it as often as you like." Needless to say, he did not repeat.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I have always been deeply interested in the preservation of the
+forests and a warm advocate of forest preservers. I made a study
+of the situation of the Appalachian Mountains, where the lumberman
+was doing his worst, and millions of acres of fertile soil from the
+denuded hills were being swept by the floods into the ocean every
+year. I made a report from my committee for the purchase of this
+preserve, affecting, as it did, eight States, and supported it
+in a speech. Senator Eugene Hale, a Senate leader of controlling
+influence, had been generally opposed to this legislation. He
+became interested, and, when I had finished my speech, came over
+to me and said: "I never gave much attention to this subject.
+You have convinced me and this bill should be passed at once,
+and I will make the motion." Several senators from the States
+affected asked for delay in order that they might deliver speeches
+for local consumption. The psychological moment passed and that
+legislation could not be revived until ten years afterwards, and
+then in a seriously modified form.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I worked very hard for the American mercantile marine. A subsidy
+of four million dollars a year in mail contracts would have been
+sufficient, in addition to the earnings of the ships, to have given
+us lines to South and Central America, Australia, and Asia.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Shakespeare's famous statement that a rose by any other name
+would smell as sweet has exceptions. In the psychology of the
+American mind the word subsidy is fatal to any measure. After
+the most careful investigation, while I was in the Senate, I
+verified this statement, that a mail subsidy of four millions
+a year would give to the United States a mercantile marine which
+would open new trade routes for our commerce. This contribution
+would enable the ship-owners to meet the losses which made it
+impossible for them to compete with the ships of other countries,
+some having subsidies and all under cheaper expenses of operation.
+It would not all be a contribution because part of it was a
+legitimate charge for carrying the mails. The word subsidy,
+however, could be relied upon to start a flood of fiery oratory,
+charging that the people of the United States were to be taxed
+to pour money into the pockets of speculators in New York and
+financial crooks in Wall Street.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We have now created a mercantile marine through the Shipping Board
+which is the wonder and amazement of the world. It has cost about
+five hundred millions. Part of it is junk already, and a part
+available is run at immense loss, owing to discriminatory laws.
+Recently a bill was presented to Congress for something like sixty
+millions of dollars to make up the losses in the operations of our
+mercantile marine for the year. While a subsidy of four millions
+under private management would have been a success but was vetoed
+as a crime, the sixty millions are hailed as a patriotic contribution
+to public necessity.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A river and harbor bill of from thirty to fifty millions of dollars
+was eagerly anticipated and enthusiastically supported. It was
+known to be a give and take, a swap and exchange, where a few
+indispensable improvements had to carry a large number of dredgings
+of streams, creeks, and bayous, which never could be made navigable.
+Many millions a year were thrown away in these river and harbor
+bills, but four millions a year to restore the American mercantile
+marine aroused a flood of indignant eloquence, fierce protest,
+and wild denunciation of capitalists, who would build and own
+ships, and it was always fatal to the mercantile marine.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Happily the war has, among its benefits, demonstrated to the
+interior and mountain States that a merchant marine is as necessary
+to the United States as its navy, and that we cannot hope to expand
+and retain our trade unless we have the ships.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember one year when the river and harbor bill came up for
+passage on the day before final adjournment. The hour had been
+fixed by both Houses, and, therefore, could not be extended by
+one House. The administration was afraid of the bill because of
+the many indefensible extravagances there were in it. At the
+same time, it had so many political possibilities that the president
+was afraid to veto it. Senator Carter was always a loyal
+administration man, and so he was put forward to talk the bill
+to death. He kept it up without yielding the floor for thirteen
+hours, and until the hour of adjournment made action upon the
+measure impossible.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I sat there all night long, watching this remarkable effort. The
+usual obstructor soon uses up all his own material and then sends
+pages of irrelevant matter to the desk for the clerk to read, or
+he reads himself from the pages of the Record, or from books,
+but Carter stuck to his text. He was a man of wit and humor.
+Many items in the river and harbor bill furnished him with an
+opportunity of showing how creeks and trout streams were to be
+turned by the magic of the money of the Treasury into navigable
+rivers, and inaccessible ponds were to be dredged into harbors
+to float the navies of the world.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The speech was very rich in anecdotes and delightful in its success
+by an adroit attack of tempting a supporter of the measure into
+aiding the filibuster by indignantly denying the charge which
+Carter had made against him. By this method Carter would get
+a rest by the folly of his opponent. The Senate was full and
+the galleries were crowded during the whole night, and when the
+gavel of the vice-president announced that no further debate was
+admissible and the time for adjournment had arrived, and began
+to make his farewell speech, Carter took his seat amidst the wreck
+of millions and the hopes of the exploiters, and the Treasury
+of the United States had been saved by an unexpected champion.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The country does not appreciate the tremendous power of the
+committees, as legislative business constantly increases with
+almost geometrical progression. The legislation of the country
+is handled almost entirely in committees. It requires a possible
+revolution to overcome the hostility of a committee, even if the
+House and the country are otherwise minded. Some men whose names
+do not appear at all in the Congressional Record, and seldom in
+the newspapers, have a certain talent for drudgery and detail
+which is very rare, and when added to shrewdness and knowledge
+of human nature makes such a senator or representative a force
+to be reckoned with on committees. Such a man is able to hold
+up almost anything.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I found during my Washington life the enormous importance of its
+social side. Here are several hundred men in the two Houses of
+Congress, far above the average in intelligence, force of character,
+and ability to accomplish things. Otherwise they would not have
+been elected. They are very isolated and enjoy far beyond those
+who have the opportunity of club life, social attentions. At dinner
+the real character of the guest comes out, and he is most responsive
+to these attentions. Mrs. Depew and I gave a great many dinners,
+to our intense enjoyment and, I might say, education. By this
+method I learned to know in a way more intimate than otherwise
+would have been possible many of the most interesting characters
+I have ever met.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Something must be done, and that speedily, to bridge the widening
+chasm between the Executive and the Congress. Our experience
+with President Wilson has demonstrated this. As a self-centred
+autocrat, confident of himself and suspicious of others, hostile to
+advice or discussion, he became the absolute master of the Congress
+while his party was in the majority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Congress, instead of being a co-ordinate branch, was really
+in session only to accept, adopt, and put into laws the imperious
+will of the president. When, however, the majority changed, there
+being no confidence between the executive and the legislative
+branch of the government, the necessary procedure was almost
+paralyzed. The president was unyielding and the Congress insisted
+upon the recognition of its constitutional rights. Even if the
+president is, as McKinley was, in close and frequent touch with
+the Senate and the House of Representatives, the relation is
+temporary and unequal, and not what it ought to be, automatic.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Happily we have started a budget system; but the Cabinet should
+have seats on the floor of the Houses, and authority to answer
+questions and participate in debates. Unless our system was
+radically changed, we could not adopt the English plan of selecting
+the members of the Cabinet entirely from the Senate and the House.
+But we could have an administration always in close touch with
+the Congress if the Cabinet members were in attendance when matters
+affecting their several departments were under discussion and action.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I heard Senator Nelson W. Aldrich, who was one of the shrewdest and
+ablest legislators of our generation, say that if business methods
+were applied to the business of the government in a way in which
+he could do it, there would be a saving of three hundred millions
+of dollars a year. We are, since the Great War, facing
+appropriations of five or six billions of dollars a year. I think
+the saving of three hundred millions suggested by Senator Aldrich
+could be increased in proportion to the vast increase in appropriations.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There has been much discussion about restricting unlimited debates
+in the Senate and adopting a rigid closure rule. My own recollection
+is that during my twelve years unlimited discussion defeated no
+good measure, but talked many bad ones to death. There is a curious
+feature in legislative discussion, and that is the way in which
+senators who have accustomed themselves to speak every day on
+each question apparently increase their vocabulary as their ideas
+evaporate. Two senators in my time, who could be relied upon
+to talk smoothly as the placid waters of a running brook for an
+hour or more every day, had the singular faculty of apparently
+saying much of importance while really developing no ideas.
+In order to understand them, while the Senate would become empty
+by its members going to their committee rooms, I would be a patient
+listener. I finally gave that up because, though endowed with
+reasonable intelligence and an intense desire for knowledge,
+I never could grasp what they were driving at.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap16"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XVI. AMBASSADORS AND MINISTERS
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The United States has always been admirably represented at the
+Court of St. James. I consider it as a rare privilege and a
+delightful memory that I have known well these distinguished
+ambassadors and ministers who served during my time. I was not
+in England while Charles Francis Adams was a minister, but his
+work during the Civil War created intense interest in America.
+It is admitted that he prevented Great Britain from taking such
+action as would have prolonged the war and endangered the purpose
+which Mr. Lincoln was trying to accomplish, namely, the preservation
+of the Union. His curt answer to Lord John Russell, "This means
+war," changed the policy of the British Government.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+James Russell Lowell met every requirement of the position, but,
+more than that, his works had been read and admired in England
+before his appointment. Literary England welcomed him with open
+arms, and official England soon became impressed with his diplomatic
+ability. He was one of the finest after-dinner speakers, and that
+brought him in contact with the best of English public life. He
+told me an amusing instance. As soon as he was appointed, everybody
+who expected to meet him sent to the book stores and purchased
+his works. Among them, of course, was the "Biglow Papers." One
+lady asked him if he had brought Mrs. Biglow with him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The secretary of the embassy, William J. Hoppin, was a very
+accomplished gentleman. He had been president of the Union
+League Club, and I knew him very well. I called one day at
+the embassy with an American living in Europe to ask for a favor
+for this fellow countryman. The embassy was overwhelmed with
+Americans asking favors, so Hoppin, without looking at me or
+waiting for the request, at once brought out his formula for sliding
+his visitors on an inclined plane into the street. He said: "Every
+American&mdash;and there are thousands of them&mdash;who comes to London
+visits the embassy. They all want to be invited to Buckingham
+Palace or to have cards to the House of Lords or the House of
+Commons. Our privileges in that respect are very few, so few that
+we can satisfy hardly anybody. Why Americans, when there is so
+much to see in this old country from which our ancestry came, and
+with whose literature we are so familiar, should want to try to get
+into Buckingham Palace or the Houses of Parliament is incomprehensible.
+There is a very admirable cattle show at Reading. I have a few
+tickets and will give them to you, gentlemen, gladly. You will
+find the show exceedingly interesting."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I took the tickets, but if there is anything of which I am not a
+qualified judge, it is prize cattle. That night, at a large dinner
+given by a well-known English host, my friend Hoppin was present,
+and at once greeted me with warm cordiality. Of course, he had
+no recollections of the morning meeting. Our host, as usual when
+a new American is present, wanted to know if I had any fresh
+American stories, and I told with some exaggeration and embroidery
+the story of the Reading cattle show. Dear old Hoppin was
+considerably embarrassed at the chafing he received, but took it
+in good part, and thereafter the embassy was entirely at my service.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Edward J. Phelps was an extraordinary success. He was a great
+lawyer, and the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the
+United States told me that there was no one who appeared before
+that Court whose arguments were more satisfactory and convincing
+than those of Mr. Phelps. He had the rare distinction of being a
+frequent guest at the Benchers' dinners in London. One of the
+English judges told me that at a Benchers' dinner the judges were
+discussing a novel point which had arisen in one of the cases
+recently before them. He said that in the discussion in which
+Mr. Phelps was asked to participate, the view which the United States
+minister presented was so forcible that the decision, which had
+been practically agreed upon, was changed to meet Mr. Phelps's
+view. I was at several of Mr. Phelps's dinners. They were
+remarkable gatherings of the best in almost every department of
+English life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At one of his dinners I had a delightful talk with Browning,
+the poet. Browning told me that as a young man he was several
+times a guest at the famous breakfasts of the poet and banker,
+Samuel Rogers. Rogers, he said, was most arbitrary at these
+breakfasts with his guests, and rebuked him severely for venturing
+beyond the limits within which he thought a young poet should
+be confined.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Browning said that nothing gratified him so much as the
+popularity of his works in the United States. He was especially
+pleased and also embarrassed by our Browning societies, of which
+there seemed to be a great many over here. They sent him papers
+which were read by members of the societies, interpreting his poems.
+These American friends discovered meanings which had never occurred
+to him, and were to him an entirely novel view of his own
+productions. He also mentioned that every one sent him presents
+and souvenirs, all of them as appreciations and some as suggestions
+and help. Among these were several cases of American wine. He
+appreciated the purpose of the gifts, but the fluid did not
+appeal to him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He told me he was a guest at one time at the dinners given to
+the Shah of Persia. This monarch was a barbarian, but the
+British Foreign Office had asked and extended to him every possible
+courtesy, because of the struggle then going on as to whether
+Great Britain or France or Russia should have the better part of
+Persia. France and Russia had entertained him with lavish
+military displays and other governmental functions, which a
+democratic country like Great Britain could not duplicate. So
+the Foreign Office asked all who had great houses in London or
+in the country, and were lavish entertainers, to do everything they
+could for the Shah.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Browning was present at a great dinner given for the Shah at
+Stafford House, the home of the Duke of Sutherland, and the finest
+palace in London. Every guest was asked, in order to impress
+the Shah, to come in all the decorations to which they were entitled.
+The result was that the peers came in their robes, which they
+otherwise would not have thought of wearing on such an occasion,
+and all others in the costumes of honor significant of their rank.
+Browning said he had received a degree at Oxford and that entitled
+him to a scarlet cloak. He was so outranked, because the guests
+were placed according to rank, that he sat at the foot of the
+table. The Shah said to his host: "Who is that distinguished
+gentleman in the scarlet cloak at the other end of the table?"
+The host answered: "That is one of our greatest poets." "That
+is no place for a poet," remarked the Shah; "bring him up here
+and let him sit next to me." So at the royal command the poet
+took the seat of honor. The Shah said to Browning: "I am mighty
+glad to have you near me, for I am a poet myself."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was at this dinner that Browning heard the Shah say to the
+Prince of Wales, who sat at the right of the Shah: "This is a
+wonderful palace. Is it royal?" The Prince answered: "No, it
+belongs to one of our great noblemen, the Duke of Sutherland."
+"Well," said the Shah, "let me give you a point. When one of my
+noblemen or subjects gets rich enough to own a palace like this,
+I cut off his head and take his fortune."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A very beautiful English lady told me that she was at
+Ferdinand Rothschild's, where the Shah was being entertained.
+In order to minimize his acquisitive talents, the wonderful treasures
+of Mr. Rothschild's house had been hidden. The Shah asked for
+an introduction to this lady and said to her: "You are the most
+beautiful woman I have seen since I have been in England. I must
+take you home with me." "But," she said, "Your Majesty, I am
+married." "Well," he replied, "bring your husband along. When
+we get to Teheran, my capital, I will take care of him."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Phelps's talent as a speaker was quite unknown to his countrymen
+before he went abroad. While he was a minister he made several
+notable addresses, which aroused a great deal of interest and
+admiration in Great Britain. He was equally happy in formal
+orations and in the field of after-dinner speeches. Mrs. Phelps
+had such a phenomenal success socially that, when her husband
+was recalled and they left England, the ladies of both the great
+parties united, and through Lady Rosebery, the leader of the
+Liberal, and Lady Salisbury, of the Conservative, women, paid her
+a very unusual and complimentary tribute.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During John Hay's term as United States minister to Great Britain
+my visits to England were very delightful. Hay was one of the
+most charming men in public life of his period. He had won great
+success in journalism, as an author, and in public service. At
+his house in London one would meet almost everybody worth while
+in English literary, public, and social life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the hours of conversation with him, when I was posting him on
+the latest developments in America, his comments upon the leading
+characters of the time were most racy and witty. Many of them
+would have embalmed a statesman, if the epigram had been preserved,
+like a fly in amber. He had officially a very difficult task
+during the Spanish War. The sympathies of all European governments
+were with Spain. This was especially true of the Kaiser and the
+German Government. It was Mr. Hay's task to keep Great Britain
+neutral and prevent her joining the general alliance to help Spain,
+which some of the continental governments were fomenting.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Happily, Mr. Balfour, the British foreign minister, was cordially
+and openly our friend. He prevented this combination against
+the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During part of my term as a senator John Hay was secretary of state.
+To visit his office and have a discussion on current affairs was
+an event to be remembered. He made a prediction, which was the
+result of his own difficulties with the Senate, that on account of
+the two-thirds majority necessary for the ratification of a treaty,
+no important treaty sent to the Senate by the president would ever
+again be ratified. Happily this gloomy view has not turned out
+to be entirely correct.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Hay saved China, in the settlement of the indemnities arising
+out of the Boxer trouble, from the greed of the great powers of
+Europe. One of his greatest achievements was in proclaiming the
+open door for China and securing the acquiescence of the great
+powers. It was a bluff on his part, because he never could have
+had the active support of the United States, but he made his
+proposition with a confidence which carried the belief that he
+had no doubt on that subject. He was fortunately dealing with
+governments who did not understand the United States and do not
+now. With them, when a foreign minister makes a serious statement
+of policy, it is understood that he has behind him the whole
+military, naval, and financial support of his government. But with
+us it is a long road and a very rocky one, before action so serious,
+with consequences so great, can receive the approval of the
+war-making power in Congress.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I called on Hay one morning just as Cassini, the Russian ambassador,
+was leaving. Cassini was one of the shrewdest and ablest of
+diplomats in the Russian service. It was said that for twelve
+years he had got the better of all the delegations at Pekin and
+controlled that extraordinary ruler of China, the dowager queen.
+Cassini told me that from his intimate associations with her he
+had formed the opinion that she was quite equal to Catherine of
+Russia, whom he regarded as the greatest woman sovereign who
+ever lived.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Hay said to me: "I have just had a very long and very remarkable
+discussion with Cassini. He is a revelation in the way of secret
+diplomacy. He brought to me the voluminous instructions to him
+of his government on our open-door policy. After we had gone
+over them carefully, he closed his portfolio and, pushing it aside,
+said: 'Now, Mr. Secretary, listen to Cassini.' He immediately
+presented an exactly opposite policy from the one in the
+instructions, and a policy entirely favorable to us, and said:
+'That is what my government will do.'" It was a great loss to
+Russian diplomacy when he died so early.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As senator I did all in my power to bring about the appointment
+of Whitelaw Reid as ambassador to Great Britain. He and I had
+been friends ever since his beginning in journalism in New York
+many years before. Reid was then the owner and editor of the
+New York Tribune, and one of the most brilliant journalists in the
+country. He was also an excellent public speaker. His long and
+intimate contact with public affairs and intimacy with public men
+ideally fitted him for the appointment. He had already served
+with great credit as ambassador to France.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The compensation of our representatives abroad always has been
+and still is entirely inadequate to enable them to maintain, in
+comparison with the representatives of other governments, the
+dignity of their own country. All the other great powers at
+the principal capitals maintain fine residences for their ambassadors,
+which also is the embassy. Our Congress, except within the last
+few years, has always refused to make this provision. The salary
+which we pay is scarcely ever more than one-third the amount paid
+by European governments in similar service.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I worked hard while in the Senate to improve this situation because
+of my intimate knowledge of the question. When I first began
+the effort I found there was very strong belief that the whole
+foreign service was an unnecessary expense. When Mr. Roosevelt
+first became president, and I had to see him frequently about
+diplomatic appointments, I learned that this was his view. He said
+to me: "This foreign business of the government, now that the
+cable is perfected, can be carried on between our State Department
+and the chancellery of any government in the world. Nevertheless,
+I am in favor of keeping up the diplomatic service. All the old
+nations have various methods of rewarding distinguished public
+servants. The only one we have is the diplomatic service. So when
+I appoint a man ambassador or minister, I believe that I am giving
+him a decoration, and the reason I change ambassadors and ministers
+is that I want as many as possible to possess it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The longer Mr. Roosevelt remained president, and the closer he
+came to our foreign relations, the more he appreciated the value
+of the personal contact and intimate knowledge on the spot of
+an American ambassador or minister.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Reid entertained more lavishly and hospitably than any
+ambassador in England ever had, both at his London house and at
+his estate in the country. He appreciated the growing necessity
+to the peace of the world and the progress of civilization of
+closer union of English-speaking peoples. At his beautiful and
+delightful entertainments Americans came in contact with Englishmen
+under conditions most favorable for the appreciation by each of
+the other. The charm of Mr. and Mrs. Whitelaw Reid's hospitality
+was so genuine, so cordial, and so universal, that to be their
+guest was an event for Americans visiting England. There is no
+capital in the world where hospitality counts for so much as in
+London, and no country where the house-party brings people together
+under such favorable conditions. Both the city and the country
+homes of Mr. and Mrs. Reid were universities of international
+good-feeling. Mr. Reid, on the official side, admirably represented
+his country and had the most intimate relations with the governing
+powers of Great Britain.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall with the keenest pleasure how much my old friend,
+Joseph H. Choate, did to make each one of my visits to London
+during his term full of the most charming and valuable recollections.
+His dinners felt the magnetism of his presence, and he showed
+especial skill in having, to meet his American guests, just the
+famous men in London life whom the American desired to know.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Choate was a fine conversationalist, a wit and a humorist of
+a high order. His audacity won great triumphs, but if exercised
+by a man less endowed would have brought him continuously into
+trouble. He had the faculty, the art, of so directing conversation
+that at his entertainments everybody had a good time, and an
+invitation always was highly prized. He was appreciated most
+highly by the English bench and bar. They recognized him as the
+leader of his profession in the United States. They elected him
+a Bencher of the Middle Temple, the first American to receive that
+honor after an interval of one hundred and fifty years. Choate's
+witticisms and repartees became the social currency of dinner-tables
+in London and week-end parties in the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Choate paid little attention to conventionalities, which count for
+so much and are so rigidly enforced, especially in royal circles.
+I had frequently been at receptions, garden-parties, and other
+entertainments at Buckingham Palace in the time of Queen Victoria
+and also of King Edward. At an evening reception the diplomats
+representing all the countries in the world stand in a solemn row,
+according to rank and length of service. They are covered with
+decorations and gold lace. The weight of the gold lace on some
+of the uniforms of the minor powers is as great as if it were a
+coat of armor. Mr. Choate, under regulations of our diplomatic
+service, could only appear in an ordinary dress suit.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While the diplomats stand in solemn array, the king and queen
+go along the line and greet each one with appropriate remarks.
+Nobody but an ambassador and minister gets into that brilliant
+circle. On one occasion Mr. Choate saw me standing with the other
+guests outside the charmed circle and immediately left the diplomats,
+came to me, and said: "I am sure you would like to have a talk
+with the queen." He went up to Her Majesty, stated the case and
+who I was, and the proposition was most graciously received.
+I think the royalties were pleased to have a break in the formal
+etiquette. Mr. Choate treated the occasion, so far as I was
+concerned, as if it had been a reception in New York or Salem,
+and a distinguished guest wanted to meet the hosts. The gold-laced
+and bejewelled and highly decorated diplomatic circle was paralyzed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Choate's delightful personality and original conversational
+powers made him a favorite guest everywhere, but he also carried
+to the platform the distinction which had won for him the reputation
+of being one of the finest orators in the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Choate asked at one time when I was almost nightly making speeches
+at some entertainment: "How do you do it?" I told him I was
+risking whatever reputation I had on account of very limited
+preparation, that I did not let these speeches interfere at all
+with my business, but that they were all prepared after I had
+arrived home from my office late in the afternoon. Sometimes
+they came easy, and I reached the dinner in time; at other times
+they were more difficult, and I did not arrive till the speaking
+had begun. Then he said: "I enjoy making these after-dinner
+addresses more than any other work. It is a perfect delight for
+me to speak to such an audience, but I have not the gift of quick
+and easy preparation. I accept comparatively few of the constant
+invitations I receive, because when I have to make such a speech
+I take a corner in the car in the morning going to my office,
+exclude all the intruding public with a newspaper and think all
+the way down. I continue the same process on my way home in
+the evening, and it takes about three days of this absorption and
+exclusiveness, with some time in the evenings, to get an address
+with which I am satisfied."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The delicious humor of these efforts of Mr. Choate and the wonderful
+way in which he could expose a current delusion, or what he thought
+was one, and produce an impression not only on his audience but
+on the whole community, when his speech was printed in the
+newspapers, was a kind of effort which necessarily required
+preparation. In all the many times I heard him, both at home and
+abroad, he never had a failure and sometimes made a sensation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the many interesting characters whom I met on shipboard
+was Emory Storrs, a famous Chicago lawyer. Storrs was a genius
+of rare talent as an advocator. He also on occasions would make
+a most successful speech, but his efforts were unequal. At one
+session of the National Bar Association he carried off all honors
+at their banquet. Of course, they wanted him the next year, but
+then he failed entirely to meet their expectations.. Storrs was
+one of the most successful advocates at the criminal bar, especially
+in murder cases. He rarely failed to get an acquittal for his
+client. He told me many interesting stories of his experiences.
+He had a wide circuit, owing to his reputation, and tried cases
+far distant from home.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember one of his experiences in an out-of-the-way county of
+Arkansas. The hotel where they all stopped was very primitive,
+and he had the same table with the judge. The most attractive
+offer for breakfast by the landlady was buckwheat-cakes. She
+appeared with a jug of molasses and said to the judge: "Will you
+have a trickle or a dab?" The judge answered: "A dab." She then
+ran her fingers around the jug and slapped a huge amount of molasses
+on the judge's cakes. Storrs said: "I think I prefer a trickle."
+Whereupon she dipped her fingers again in the jug and let the
+drops fall from them on Storrs's cakes. The landlady was
+disappointed because her cakes were unpopular with such
+distinguished gentlemen.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Once Storrs was going abroad on the same ship with me on a sort
+of semi-diplomatic mission. He was deeply read in English literature
+and, as far as a stranger could be, familiar with the places made
+famous in English and foreign classics.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He was one of the factors, as chairman of the Illinois delegation,
+of the conditions which made possible the nomination of Garfield
+and Arthur. In the following presidential campaign he took an
+active and very useful part. Then he brought all the influences
+that he could use, and they were many, to bear upon President Arthur
+to make him attorney-general. Arthur was a strict formalist and
+could not tolerate the thought of having such an eccentric genius
+in his Cabinet. Storrs was not only disappointed but hurt that
+Arthur declined to appoint him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To make him happy his rich clients&mdash;and he had many of them&mdash;raised
+a handsome purse and urged him to make a European trip. Then
+the president added to the pleasure of his journey by giving him
+an appointment as a sort of roving diplomat, with special duties
+relating to the acute trouble then existing in regard to the
+admission of American cattle into Great Britain. They were barred
+because of a supposed infectious disease.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Storrs's weakness was neckties. He told me that he had three
+hundred and sixty-five, a new one for every day. He would come
+on deck every morning, display his fresh necktie, and receive
+a compliment upon its color and appropriateness, and then take
+from his pocket a huge water-proof envelope. From this he would
+unroll his parchment appointment as a diplomat, and the letters
+he had to almost every one of distinction in Europe. On the last
+day, going through the same ceremony, he said to me: "I am not
+showing you these things out of vanity, but to impress upon you
+the one thing I most want to accomplish in London. I desire to
+compel James Russell Lowell, our minister, to give me a dinner."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Probably no man in the world could be selected so antipathetic
+to Lowell as Emory Storrs. Mr. Lowell told me that he was annoyed
+that the president should have sent an interloper to meddle with
+negotiations which he had in successful progress to a satisfactory
+conclusion. So he invited Storrs to dinner, and then Storrs took
+no further interest in his diplomatic mission.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Lowell told me that he asked Storrs to name whoever he wanted
+to invite. He supposed from his general analysis of the man that
+Storrs would want the entire royal family. He was delighted to
+find that the selection was confined entirely to authors, artists,
+and scientists.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On my return trip Mr. Storrs was again a fellow passenger. He
+was very enthusiastic over the places of historic interest he had
+visited, and eloquent and graphic in descriptions of them and of
+his own intense feelings when he came in contact with things he
+had dreamed of most of his life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"But," he said, "I will tell you of my greatest adventure. I was
+in the picture-gallery at Dresden, and in that small room where
+hangs Raphael's 'Madonna.' I was standing before this wonderful
+masterpiece of divine inspiration when I felt the room crowded.
+I discovered that the visitors were all Americans and all looking
+at me. I said to them: 'Ladies and gentlemen, you are here in
+the presence of the most wonderful picture ever painted. If you
+study it, you can see that there is little doubt but with all his
+genius Raphael in this work had inspiration from above, and yet
+you, as Americans, instead of availing yourselves of the rarest
+of opportunities, have your eyes bent on me. I am only a Chicago
+lawyer wearing a Chicago-made suit of clothes.'
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"A gentleman stepped forward and said: 'Mr. Storrs, on behalf
+of your countrymen and countrywomen present, I wish to say that
+you are of more interest to us than all the works of Raphael put
+together, because we understand that James Russell Lowell,
+United States Minister to Great Britain, gave you a dinner.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One other incident in my acquaintance with Mr. Storrs was original.
+I heard the story of it both from him and Lord Coleridge, and they
+did not differ materially. Lord Coleridge, Chief Justice of England,
+was a most welcome visitor when he came to the United States.
+He received invitations from the State Bar Associations everywhere
+to accept their hospitality. I conducted him on part of his trip
+and found him one of the most able and delightful of men. He was
+a very fine speaker, more in our way than the English, and made
+a first-class impression upon all the audiences he addressed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At Chicago Lord Coleridge was entertained by the Bar Association
+of the State of Illinois. Storrs, who was an eminent member of
+the bar of that State, came to him and said: "Now, Lord Coleridge,
+you have been entertained by the Bar Association. I want you
+to know the real men of the West, the captains of industry who
+have created this city, built our railroads, and made the Great West
+what it is." Coleridge replied that he did not want to go outside
+bar associations, and he could not think of making another speech
+in Chicago. Storrs assured him it would be purely a private affair
+and no speeches permitted.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The dinner was very late, but when they sat down Lord Coleridge
+noticed a distinguished-looking gentleman, instead of eating his
+dinner, correcting a manuscript. He said: "Mr. Storrs, I understood
+there was to be no speaking." "Well," said Storrs, "you can't get
+Americans together unless some one takes the floor. That man
+with the manuscript is General and Senator John A. Logan, one of
+our most distinguished citizens." Just then a reporter came up
+to Storrs and said: "Mr. Storrs, we have the slips of your speech
+in our office, and it is now set up with the laughter and applause
+in their proper places. The editor sent me up to see if you wanted
+to add anything." Of course Lord Coleridge was in for it and had
+to make another speech.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The cause of the lateness of the dinner is the most original
+incident that I know of in historic banquets. Storrs received
+great fees and had a large income, but was very careless about
+his business matters. One of his creditors obtained a judgment
+against him. The lawyer for this creditor was a guest at this
+dinner and asked the landlord of the hotel if the dinner had been
+paid for in advance. The landlord answered in the affirmative,
+and so the lawyer telephoned to the sheriff, and had the dinner
+levied upon. The sheriff refused to allow it to be served until
+the judgment was satisfied. There were at least a hundred millions
+of dollars represented among the guests, packers, elevator men,
+real-estate operators, and grain operators, but millionaires
+and multimillionaires in dress suits at a banquet never have any
+money on their persons. So it was an hour or more before the
+sheriff was satisfied. Lord Coleridge was intensely amused and
+related the adventure with great glee.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Several years afterwards Lord Coleridge had some difficulty in
+his family which came into the courts of England. I do not remember
+just what it was all about, but Storrs, in reading the gossip which
+came across the cable, decided against the chief justice.
+Lord Coleridge told me he received from Storrs a cable reading
+something like this: "I have seen in our papers about your attitude
+in the suit now pending. I therefore inform you that as far as
+possible I withdraw the courtesies which I extended to you in
+Chicago." In this unique way Storrs cancelled the dinner which
+was given and seized by the sheriff years ago.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met Storrs many times, and he was always not only charming but
+fascinating. He was very witty, full of anecdotes, and told a
+story with dramatic effect. Except for his eccentricities he might
+have taken the highest place in his profession. As it was, he
+acquired such fame that an admirer has written a very good
+biography of him.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap17"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XVII. GOVERNORS OF NEW YORK STATE
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+There is nothing more interesting than to see the beginning of a
+controversy which makes history. It is my good fortune to have
+been either a spectator or a participant on several occasions.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+William M. Tweed was at the height of his power. He was the master
+of New York City, and controlled the legislature of the State.
+The rapid growth and expansion of New York City had necessitated
+a new charter, or very radical improvements in the existing one.
+Tweed, as chairman of the Senate committee on cities, had staged
+a large and spectacular hearing at the State Capitol at Albany.
+It was attended by a large body of representative citizens from
+the metropolis. Some spoke for civic and commercial bodies, and
+there were also other prominent men who were interested. Everybody
+interested in public affairs in Albany at the time attended. Not
+only was there a large gathering of legislators, but there were
+also in the audience judges, lawyers, and politicians from all
+parts of the State.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After hearing from the Chamber of Commerce and various reform
+organizations, Mr. Samuel J. Tilden came forward with a complete
+charter. It was soon evident that he was better prepared and
+informed on the subject than any one present. He knew intimately
+the weaknesses of the present charter, and had thought out with
+great care and wisdom what was needed in new legislation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+From the contemptuous way in which Senator Tweed treated Mr. Tilden,
+scouted his plans, and ridiculed his propositions, it was evident
+that the whole scheme had been staged as a State-wide spectacle
+to humiliate and end the political career of Samuel J. Tilden.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In answer to Tilden's protest against this treatment, Tweed loudly
+informed him that he represented no one but himself, that he had
+neither influence nor standing in the city, that he was an
+intermeddler with things that did not concern him, and a
+general nuisance.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Tilden turned ashy white, and showed evidences of suppressed
+rage and vindictiveness more intense than I ever saw in any one
+before, and abruptly left the hearing.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew Mr. Tilden very well, and from contact with him in railroad
+matters had formed a high opinion of his ability and acquirements.
+He had a keen, analytic mind, tireless industry, and a faculty
+for clarifying difficulties and untangling apparently impossible
+problems to a degree that amounted to genius.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In reference to what had happened, I said to a friend: "Mr. Tweed
+must be very confident of his position and of his record, for he
+has deliberately defied and invited the attacks of a relentless
+and merciless opponent by every insult which could wound the
+pride and incite the hatred of the man so ridiculed and abused.
+Mr. Tilden is a great lawyer. He has made a phenomenal success
+financially, he has powerful associates in financial and business
+circles, and is master of his time for any purpose to which he
+chooses to apply it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was not long before one of the most remarkable and exhaustive
+investigations ever conducted by an individual into public records,
+books, ledgers, bank-accounts, and contracts, revealed to the
+public the whole system of governing the city. This master mind
+solved the problems so that they were plain to the average citizen
+as the simplest sum in arithmetic, or that two and two make four.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The result was the destruction of the power of Tweed and his
+associates, of their prosecution and conviction, and of the
+elevation of Samuel J. Tilden to a State and national figure of
+the first importance. He not only became in the public mind a
+leader of reforms in government, municipal, State, and national,
+but embodied in the popular imagination REFORM ITSELF.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Tilden carried this same indefatigable industry and power
+of organization into a canvass for governor. His agencies reached
+not only the counties and towns, but the election districts of the
+State. He called into existence a new power in politics&mdash;the young
+men. The old leaders were generally against him, but he discovered
+in every locality ambitious, resourceful, and courageous youngsters
+and made them his lieutenants. This unparalleled preparation made
+him the master of his party and the governor of the State.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After the election he invited me to come and see him at the
+Executive Mansion in Albany, and in the course of the conversation
+he said: "In your speeches in the campaign against me you were
+absolutely fair, and as a fair and open-minded opponent I want to
+have a frank talk. I am governor of the State, elected upon an
+issue which is purely local. The Democratic party is at present
+without principles or any definite issue on which to appeal to
+the public. If I am to continue in power we must find an issue.
+The Erie Canal is not only a State affair, but a national one.
+Its early construction opened the great Northwest, and it was for
+years the only outlet to the seaboard. The public not only in
+the State of New York, but in the West, believes that there has
+been, and is, corruption in the construction and management of
+the Canal. This great waterway requires continuing contracts for
+continuing repairs, and the people believe that these contracts
+are given to favorites, and that the work is either not performed
+at all or is badly done. I believe that matter ought to be looked
+into and the result will largely justify the suspicion prevalent
+in the public mind. I want your judgment on the question and
+what will be the effect upon me."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I then frankly answered him: "Governor, there is no doubt it will
+be a popular movement, but you know that the Canal contractors
+control the machinery of your party, and I cannot tell what the
+effect of that may be upon what you desire, which is a second term."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Those contractors," he said, "are good Democrats, and their
+ability to secure the contracts depends upon Democratic supremacy.
+A prosecution against them has been tried so often that they have
+little fear of either civil or criminal actions, and I think they
+will accept the issue as the only one which will keep their party
+in power."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is a part of the history of the time that he made the issue so
+interesting that he became a national figure of the first importance
+and afterwards the candidate of his party for President of the
+United States. Not only that, but he so impressed the people
+that popular judgment is still divided as to whether or not he was
+rightfully elected president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Once I was coming from the West after a tour of inspection, and
+when we left Albany the conductor told me that Governor Tilden
+was on the train. I immediately called and found him very
+uncomfortable, because he said he was troubled with boils. I
+invited him into the larger compartment which I had, and made
+him as comfortable as possible. His conversation immediately
+turned upon the second term and he asked what I, as a Republican,
+thought of his prospects as the result of his administration. We
+had hardly entered upon the subject when a very excited gentleman
+burst into the compartment and said: "Governor, I have been
+looking for you everywhere. I went to your office at the Capitol
+and to the Executive Mansion, but learned you were here and barely
+caught the train. You know who I am." (The governor knew he
+was mayor of a city.) "I want to see you confidentially."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The governor said to him: "I have entire confidence in my
+Republican friend here. You can trust him. Go on."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew the mayor very well, and under ordinary conditions he would
+have insisted on the interview with the governor being private
+and personal. But he was so excited and bursting with rage that
+he went right on. The mayor fairly shouted: "It is the station
+agent of the New York Central Railroad in our city of whom I
+complain. He is active in politics and controls the Democratic
+organization in our county. He is working to prevent myself and
+my friends and even ex-Governor Seymour from being delegates
+to the national convention. It is to the interest of our party,
+in fact, I may say, the salvation of our party in our county that
+this New York Central agent be either removed or silenced, and
+I want you to see Mr. Vanderbilt on the subject."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The governor sympathized with the mayor and dismissed him. Then
+in a quizzical way he asked me: "Do you know this agent?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Yes," I answered.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"What do you think of him?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I know nothing about his political activities," I answered, "but he
+is one of the most efficient employees of the company in the State."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," said the governor, "I am glad to hear you say so. He was
+down to see me the other night; in fact, I sent for him, and I
+formed a very high opinion of his judgment and ability."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As a matter of fact, the governor had selected him to accomplish
+this very result which the mayor had said would ruin the party in
+the county.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the New York Democratic delegation left the city for the
+Democratic national convention they had engaged a special train
+to leave from the Grand Central Station. I went down to see that
+the arrangements were perfected for its movement. It was a
+hilarious crowd, and the sides of the cars were strung with Tilden
+banners.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Tilden was there also to see them off. After bidding good-by
+to the leaders, and with a whispered conference with each, the
+mass of delegates and especially reporters, of whom there was a
+crowd, wished to engage him in conversation. He spied me and
+immediately hurried me into one of the alcoves, apparently for
+a private conversation. The crowd, of course, gathered around,
+anxious to know what it was all about. He asked me a few questions
+about the health of my family and then added: "Don't leave me.
+I want to avoid all these people, and we will talk until the train
+is off and the crowd disperses."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Life was a burden for me the rest of the day and evening, made
+so by the newspaper men and Democratic politicians trying to find
+out what the mysterious chief had revealed to me in the alcove of
+the Grand Central.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was very much gratified when meeting him after the fierce battles
+for the presidency were over, to have him grasp me by the hand
+and say: "You were about the only one who treated me absolutely
+fairly during the campaign."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I love little incidents about great men. Mr. Tilden was intensely
+human and a great man.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Doctor Buckley, who was at the head of the Methodist Book Concern
+in New York, and one of the most delightful of men, told me that
+there came into his office one day a Methodist preacher from one
+of the mining districts of Pennsylvania, who said to him: "My church
+burned down. We had no insurance. We are poor people, and,
+therefore, I have come to New York to raise money to rebuild it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The doctor told him that New York was overrun from all parts of
+the country with applicants for help, and that he thought he would
+have great difficulty in his undertaking.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," the preacher said, "I am going to see Mr. Tilden."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Doctor Buckley could not persuade him that his mission was next
+to impossible, and so this rural clergyman started for Gramercy Park.
+When he returned he told the doctor of his experience.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I rang the bell," he said, "and when the door was opened I saw
+Governor Tilden coming down the stairs. I rushed in and told him
+hastily who I was before the man at the door could stop me, and
+he invited me into his library. I stated my mission, and he said
+he was so overwhelmed with applications that he did not think he
+could do anything. 'But, governor,' I said, 'my case differs from
+all others. My congregation is composed of miners, honest,
+hardworking people. They have hitherto been Republicans on the
+protection issue, but they were so impressed by you as a great
+reformer that they all voted for you in the last election.' The
+governor said: 'Tell that story again.' So I started again to
+tell him about my church, but he interrupted me, saying: 'Not that,
+but about the election.' So I told him again about their having,
+on account of their admiration for him as a reformer, turned from
+the Republican party and voted the Democratic ticket. Then the
+governor said: 'Well, I think you have a most meritorious case,
+and so I will give you all I have.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Doctor Buckley interrupted him hastily, saying: "Great heavens,
+are you going to build a cathedral?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No," answered the clergyman; "all he had in his pocket was two
+dollars and fifty cents."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Tilden had many followers and friends whose admiration
+for him amounted almost to adoration. They believed him capable
+of everything, and they were among the most intelligent and able men
+of the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+John Bigelow, journalist, author, and diplomat, was always sounding
+his greatness, both with tongue and pen. Abram S. Hewitt was an
+equally enthusiastic friend and admirer. Both of these gentlemen,
+the latter especially, were, I think, abler than Mr. Tilden, but
+did not have his hypnotic power.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was dining one night with Mr. Hewitt, whose dinners were always
+events to be remembered, when Mr. Tilden became the subject of
+discussion. After incidents illustrating his manifold distinctions
+had been narrated, Mr. Hewitt said that Mr. Tilden was the only one
+in America and outside of royalties in Europe who had some
+blue-labelled Johannisberger. This famous wine from the vineyards
+of Prince Metternich on the Rhine was at that time reported to be
+absorbed by the royal families of Europe.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Our host said: "The bouquet of this wonderful beverage is unusually
+penetrating and diffusing, and a proof is that one night at a dinner
+in the summer, with the windows all open, the guests noticed this
+peculiar aroma in the air. I said to them that Governor Tilden had
+opened a bottle of his Johannisberger."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The governor's residence was on the other side of Gramercy Park
+from Mr. Hewitt's. The matter was so extraordinary that everybody
+at the table went across the park, and when they were admitted
+they found the governor in his library enjoying his bottle of
+blue-labelled Johannisberger.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When Mr. Tilden was elected governor, my friend, General Husted,
+was speaker of the assembly, which was largely Republican. The
+governor asked General Husted to come down in the evening, because
+he wanted to consult him about the improvements and alterations
+necessary for the Executive Mansion, and to have the speaker secure
+the appropriation. During the discussion the governor placed
+before the speaker a bottle of rare whiskey, with the usual
+accompaniments. In front of the governor was a bottle of his
+Johannisberger and a small liqueur glass, a little larger than
+a thimble, from which the governor would from time to time taste
+a drop of this rare and exquisite fluid. The general, after a
+while, could not restrain his curiosity any longer and said:
+"Governor, what is that you are drinking?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The governor explained its value and the almost utter impossibility
+of securing any.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well, governor," said Speaker Husted, "I never saw any before
+and I think I will try it." He seized the bottle, emptied it in
+his goblet and announced to the astonished executive that he was
+quite right in his estimate of its excellence.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The governor lost a bottle of his most cherished treasure but
+received from the Republican legislature all the appropriation
+he desired for the Executive Mansion.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It has been my good fortune to know well the governors of our
+State of New York, commencing with Edmund D. Morgan. With many
+of them I was on terms of close intimacy. I have already spoken of
+Governors Seymour, Fenton, Dix, Tilden, Cleveland, and Roosevelt.
+It might be better to confine my memory to those who have joined
+the majority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lucius Robinson was an excellent executive of the business type,
+as also were Alonzo B. Cornell and Levi P. Morton. Frank S. Black
+was in many ways original. He was an excellent governor, but
+very different from the usual routine. In the Spanish-American War
+he had a definite idea that the National Guard of our State should
+not go into the service of the United States as regiments, but
+as individual volunteers. The Seventh Regiment, which was the
+crack organization of the Guard, was severely criticised because
+they did not volunteer. They refused to go except as the Seventh
+Regiment, and their enemies continued to assail them as tin soldiers.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Louis Fitzgerald and Colonel Appleton came to me very
+much disturbed by this condition. General Russell A. Alger,
+secretary of war, was an intimate friend of mine, and I went to
+Washington and saw him and the president on the acute condition
+affecting the reputation of the Seventh Regiment.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Alger said: "We are about to make a desperate assault
+upon the fortifications of Havana. Of course there will be many
+casualties and the fighting most severe. Will the Seventh join
+that expedition?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The answer of General Fitzgerald and Colonel Appleton was emphatic
+that the Seventh would march with full ranks on the shortest possible
+notice. Governor Black would not change his view of how the
+National Guard should go, and so the Seventh was never called.
+It seems only proper that I should make a record of this patriotic
+proposition made by this organization.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Black developed after he became governor, and especially
+after he had retired from office, into a very effective orator.
+He had a fine presence and an excellent delivery. He was fond
+of preparing epigrams, and became a master in this sort of literature.
+When he had occasion to deliver an address, it would be almost
+wholly made up of these detached gems, each perfect in itself.
+The only other of our American orators who cultivated successfully
+this style of speech was Senator John J. Ingalls, of Kansas. It is
+a style very difficult to attain or to make successful.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+David B. Hill was an extraordinary man in many ways. He was
+governor for three terms and United States senator for one. His
+whole life was politics. He was a trained lawyer and an excellent
+one, but his heart and soul was in party control, winning popular
+elections, and the art of governing. He consolidated the rural
+elements of his party so effectively that he compelled Tammany Hall
+to submit to his leadership and to recognize him as its master.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+For many years, and winning in every contest, Governor Hill
+controlled the organization and the policies of the Democratic
+party of the State of New York. In a plain way he was an effective
+speaker, but in no sense an orator. He contested with Cleveland
+for the presidency, but in that case ran against a stronger and
+bigger personality than he had ever encountered, and lost. He
+rose far above the average and made his mark upon the politics
+of his State and upon the United States Senate while he was a member.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Levi P. Morton brought to the governorship business ability which
+had made him one of the great merchants and foremost bankers.
+As Governor of the State of New York, United States Minister to
+France, Congressman, and Vice-President of the United States,
+he filled every position with grace, dignity, and ability. A
+lovable personality made him most popular.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Roswell P. Flower, after a successful career as a banker, developed
+political ambitions. He had a faculty of making friends, and had
+hosts of them. He was congressman and then governor. While
+the Democratic organization was hostile to him, he was of the
+Mark Hanna type and carried his successful business methods into
+the canvass for the nomination and the campaign for the election
+and was successful.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Passing through Albany while he was governor, I stopped over to
+pay my respects. I was very fond of him personally. When I rang
+the door-bell of the Executive Mansion and inquired for the
+governor, the servant said: "The governor is very ill and can
+see nobody." Then I asked him to tell the governor, when he was
+able to receive a message, that Chauncey Depew called and expressed
+his deep regret for his illness. Suddenly the governor popped
+out from the parlor and seized me by the hand and said: "Chauncey,
+come in. I was never so glad to see anybody in my life."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He told me the legislature had adjourned and left on his hands
+several thousands of thirty-days bills&mdash;that is, bills on which
+he had thirty days to sign or veto, or let them become laws by
+not rejecting them. So he had to deny himself to everybody to
+get the leisure to read them over and form decisions.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Do you know, Chauncey," he said, "this is a new business to me.
+Most of these bills are on subjects which I never have examined,
+studied, or thought about. It is very difficult to form a wise
+judgment, and I want to do in each case just what is right." For
+the moment he became silent, seemingly absorbed by anxious thoughts
+about these bills. Then suddenly he exclaimed: "By the way,
+Chauncey, you've done a great deal of thinking in your life, and
+I never have done any except on business. Does intense thinking
+affect you as it does me, by upsetting your stomach and making
+you throw up?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No, governor," I answered; "if it did I fear I would be in a
+chronic state of indigestion."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While he was governor he canvassed the State in a private car
+and made many speeches. In a plain, homely man-to-man talk he
+was very effective on the platform. His train stopped at a station
+in a Republican community where there were few Democrats, while
+I was addressing a Republican meeting in the village. When I had
+finished my speech I said to the crowd, which was a large one:
+"Governor Flower is at the station, and as I passed he had very
+few people listening to him. Let us all go over and give him
+an audience."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The proposition was received with cheers. I went ahead, got in
+at the other end of the governor's car from the one where he was
+speaking from the platform. As this Republican crowd began to
+pour in, it was evident as I stood behind him without his knowing
+of my presence, that he was highly delighted. He shouted: "Fellow
+citizens, I told you they were coming. They are coming from the
+mountains, from the hills, and from the valleys. It is the
+stampede from the Republican party and into our ranks and for
+our ticket. This is the happiest evidence I have received of
+the popularity of our cause and the success of our ticket."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Standing behind him, I made a signal for cheers, which was heartily
+responded to, and the governor, turning around, saw the joke,
+grasped me cordially by the hand, and the whole crowd, including
+the veteran and hardened Democrats on the car, joined in the hilarity
+of the occasion.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He came to me when he was running for the second time for Congress,
+and said that some of the people of his district were anxious for
+me to deliver an address for one of their pet charities, and that
+the meeting would be held in Harlem, naming the evening. I told
+him I would go. He came for me in his carriage, and I said:
+"Governor, please do not talk to me on the way up. I was so busy
+that I have had no time since I left my office this afternoon to
+prepare this address, and I want every minute while we are riding
+to the meeting."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The meeting was a large one. The governor took the chair and
+introduced me in this original way: "Ladies and gentlemen," he
+said, "I want to say about Chauncey Depew, whom I am now going
+to introduce to you as the lecturer of the evening, that he is no
+Demosthenes, because he can beat Demosthenes out of sight. He
+prepared his speech in the carriage in which I was bringing him
+up here, and he don't have, like the old Greek, to chew pebble-stones
+in order to make a speech."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Governor Flower in a conservative way was a successful trader
+in the stock market. When he felt he had a sure point he would
+share it with a few friends. He took special delight in helping
+in this way men who had little means and no knowledge of the art
+of moneymaking. There were a great many benefited by his bounty.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was dining one night with the Gridiron Club at Washington, and
+before me was a plate of radishes. The newspaper man next to me
+asked if I would object to having the radishes removed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I said: "There is no odor or perfume from them. What is the
+matter with the radishes?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After they were taken away he told me his story. "Governor Flower,"
+he said, "was very kind to me, as he invariably was to all newspaper
+men. He asked me one day how much I had saved in my twenty years
+in journalism. I told him ten thousand dollars. He said: 'That
+is not enough for so long a period. Let me have the money.' So
+I handed over to him my bank-account. In a few weeks he told me
+that my ten thousand dollars had become twenty, and I could have
+them if I wished. I said: 'No, you are doing far better than I
+could. Keep it.' In about a month or more my account had grown
+to thirty thousand dollars. Then the governor on a very hot day
+went fishing somewhere off the Long Island coast. He was a very
+large, heavy man, became overheated, and on his return drank a
+lot of ice-water and ate a bunch of radishes. He died that
+afternoon. There was a panic in the stocks which were his favorites
+the next day, and they fell out of sight. The result was that I
+lost my fortune of ten thousand dollars and also my profit of
+twenty. Since then the sight of a radish makes me sick."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap18"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XVIII. FIFTY-SIX YEARS WITH THE NEW YORK CENTRAL RAILROAD COMPANY
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+Heredity has much to do with a man's career. The village of
+Peekskill-on-the-Hudson, about forty miles from New York, was
+in the early days the market-town of a large section of the
+surrounding country, extending over to the State of Connecticut.
+It was a farming region, and its products destined for New York City
+were shipped by sloops on the Hudson from the wharfs at Peekskill,
+and the return voyage brought back the merchandise required by
+the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My father and his brother owned the majority of the sloops engaged
+in this, at that time, almost the only transportation. The sloops
+were succeeded by steamboats in which my people were also
+interested. When Commodore Vanderbilt entered into active rivalry
+with the other steamboat lines between New York and Albany, the
+competition became very serious. Newer and faster boats were
+rapidly built. These racers would reach the Bay of Peekskill in
+the late afternoon, and the younger population of the village would
+be on the banks of the river, enthusiastically applauding their
+favorites. Among well-known boats whose names and achievements
+excited as much interest and aroused as much partisanship and
+sporting spirit as do now famous race-horses or baseball champions,
+were the following: Mary Powell, Dean Richmond, The Alida, and
+The Hendrick Hudson.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember as if it were yesterday when the Hudson River Railroad
+had reached Peekskill, and the event was locally celebrated. The
+people came in as to a county fair from fifty miles around. When
+the locomotive steamed into the station many of those present had
+never seen one. The engineer was continuously blowing his whistle
+to emphasize the great event. This produced much consternation
+and confusion among the horses, as all farmers were there with
+their families in carriages or wagons.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall one team of young horses which were driven to frenzy;
+their owner was unable to control them, but he kept them on the
+road while they ran away with a wild dash over the hills. In
+telling this story, as illustrating how recent is railway development
+in the United States, at a dinner abroad, I stated that as far
+as I knew and believed, those horses were so frightened that
+they could not be stopped and were still running. A very successful
+and serious-minded captain of industry among the guests sternly
+rebuked me by saying: "Sir, that is impossible; horses were never
+born that could run for twenty-five years without stopping."
+American exaggeration was not so well known among our friends on
+the other side then as it is now.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As we boys of the village were gathered on the banks of the Hudson
+cheering our favorite steamers, or watching with eager interest
+the movements of the trains, a frequent discussion would be about
+our ambitions in life. Every young fellow would state a dream
+which he hoped but never expected to be realized. I was charged
+by my companions with having the greatest imagination and with
+painting more pictures in the skies than any of them. This was
+because I stated that in politics, for I was a great admirer of
+William H. Seward, then senator from New York, I expected to be
+a United States senator, and in business, because then the largest
+figure in the business world was Commodore Vanderbilt, I hoped
+to become president of the Hudson River Railroad. It is one of
+the strangest incidents of what seemed the wild imaginings of a
+village boy that in the course of long years both these expectations
+were realized.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I entered the service of the railroad on the first of January,
+1866, the Vanderbilt system consisted of the Hudson River and
+Harlem Railroads, the Harlem ending at Chatham, 128 miles, and
+the Hudson River at Albany, 140 miles long. The Vanderbilt system
+now covers 20,000 miles. The total railway mileage of the whole
+United States at that time was 36,000, and now it is 261,000 miles.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My connection with the New York Central Railroad covers practically
+the whole period of railway construction, expansion, and development
+in the United States. It is a singular evidence of the rapidity
+of our country's growth and of the way which that growth has
+steadily followed the rails, that all this development of States,
+of villages growing into cities, of scattered communities becoming
+great manufacturing centres, of an internal commerce reaching
+proportions where it has greater volume than the foreign interchanges
+of the whole world, has come about during a period covered by
+the official career of a railroad man who is still in the service:
+an attorney in 1866, a vice-president in 1882, president in 1885,
+chairman of the board of directors in 1899, and still holds that office.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There is no such record in the country for continuous service with
+one company, which during the whole period has been controlled by
+one family. This service of more than half a century has been in
+every way satisfactory. It is a pleasure to see the fourth
+generation, inheriting the ability of the father, grandfather, and
+great-grandfather, still active in the management.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I want to say that in thus linking my long relationship with the
+railroads to this marvellous development, I do not claim to have
+been better than the railway officers who during this time have
+performed their duties to the best of their ability. I wish also
+to pay tribute to the men of original genius, of vision and daring,
+to whom so much is due in the expansion and improvement of the
+American railway systems.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Commodore Vanderbilt was one of the most remarkable men our
+country has produced. He was endowed with wonderful foresight,
+grasp of difficult situations, ability to see opportunities before
+others, to solve serious problems, and the courage of his
+convictions. He had little education or early advantages, but
+was eminently successful in everything he undertook. As a boy on
+Staten Island he foresaw that upon transportation depended the
+settlement, growth, and prosperity of this nation. He began with
+a small boat running across the harbor from Staten Island to
+New York. Very early in his career he acquired a steamboat and
+in a few years was master of Long Island Sound. He then extended
+his operations to the Hudson River and speedily acquired the
+dominating ownership in boats competing between New York and Albany.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When gold was discovered in California he started a line on the
+Atlantic side of the Isthmus of Darien and secured from the
+government of Nicaragua the privilege of crossing the Isthmus
+for a transportation system through its territory, and then
+established a line of steamers on the Pacific to San Francisco.
+In a short time the old-established lines, both on the Atlantic
+and the Pacific, were compelled to sell out to him. Then he
+entered the transatlantic trade, with steamers to Europe.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+With that vision which is a gift and cannot be accounted for, he
+decided that the transportation work of the future was on land
+and in railroads. He abandoned the sea, and his first enterprise
+was the purchase of the New York and Harlem Railroad, which was
+only one hundred and twenty-eight miles long. The road was bankrupt
+and its road-bed and equipment going from bad to worse. The
+commodore reconstructed the line, re-equipped it, and by making
+it serviceable to its territory increased its traffic and turned
+its business from deficiency into profit. This was in 1864.
+The commodore became president, and his son, William H. Vanderbilt,
+vice-president. He saw that the extension of the Harlem was not
+advisable, and so secured the Hudson River Railroad, running from
+New York to Albany, and became its president in 1865. It was
+a few months after this when he and his son invited me to become
+a member of their staff.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The station of the Harlem Railroad in the city of New York was
+at that time at Fourth Avenue and Twenty-sixth Street, and that of
+the Hudson River Railroad at Chambers Street, near the North River.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In a few years William H. Vanderbilt purchased the ground for the
+Harlem Railroad Company, where is now located the Grand Central
+Terminal, and by the acquisition by the New York Central and
+Hudson River Railroad of the Harlem Railroad the trains of the
+New York Central were brought around into the Grand Central Station.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In 1867, two years after Mr. Vanderbilt had acquired the
+Hudson River Railroad, he secured the control of the New York
+Central, which ran from Albany to Buffalo. This control was
+continued through the Lake Shore on one side of the lakes and
+the Michigan Central on the other to Chicago. Subsequently the
+Vanderbilt System was extended to Cincinnati and St. Louis. It
+was thus in immediate connection with the West and Northwest
+centering in Chicago, and the Southwest at Cincinnati and St. Louis.
+By close connection and affiliation with the Chicago and Northwestern
+Railway Company, the Vanderbilt system was extended beyond
+to Mississippi. I became director in the New York Central in
+1874 and in the Chicago and Northwestern in 1877.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It has been my good fortune to meet with more or less intimacy
+many of the remarkable men in every department of life, but I think
+Commodore Vanderbilt was the most original. I had been well
+acquainted for some years both with the commodore and his son,
+William H. When I became attorney my relations were more intimate
+than those usually existing. I was in daily consultation with the
+commodore during the ten years prior to his death, and with his
+son from 1866 to 1885, when he died.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The commodore was constantly, because of his wealth and power,
+importuned by people who wished to interest him in their schemes.
+Most of the great and progressive enterprises of his time were
+presented to him. He would listen patiently, ask a few questions,
+and in a short time grasp the whole subject. Then with wonderful
+quickness and unerring judgment he would render his decision.
+No one knew by what process he arrived at these conclusions.
+They seemed to be the results as much of inspiration as of insight.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Civil War closed in 1865, and one of its lessons had been
+the necessity for more railroads. The country had discovered
+that without transportation its vast and fertile territories could
+neither be populated nor made productive. Every mile of railroad
+carried settlers, opened farms and increased the national resources
+and wealth. The economical and critical conditions of the country,
+owing to the expansion of the currency and banking conditions,
+facilitated and encouraged vast schemes of railroad construction.
+This and a wild speculation resulted in the panic of 1873. Nearly
+the whole country went bankrupt. The recovery was rapid, and
+the constructive talent of the Republic saw that the restoration of
+credit and prosperity must be led by railway solvency. In August,
+1874, Commodore Vanderbilt invited the representatives of the
+other and competitive lines to a conference at Saratoga. Owing,
+however, to the jealousies and hostilities of the period, only the
+New York Central, the Pennsylvania, and the Erie railways were
+represented.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The eastern railway situation was then dominated by Commodore
+Vanderbilt, Colonel Thomas A. Scott, of the Pennsylvania, and
+John W. Garrett, of the Baltimore and Ohio. Both Scott and Garrett
+were original men and empire builders. There was neither
+governmental nor State regulation. The head of a railway system
+had practically unlimited power in the operation of his road.
+The people were so anxious for the construction of railways that
+they offered every possible inducement to capital. The result was
+a great deal of unprofitable construction and immense losses to
+the promoters.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+These able men saw that there was no possibility of railway
+construction, operation, and efficiency, with a continuance of
+unrestricted competition. It has taken from 1874 until 1920 to
+educate the railway men, the shippers, and the government to a
+realization of the fact that transportation facilities required
+for the public necessities can only be had by the freest operations
+and the strictest government regulations; that the solution of
+the problem is a system so automatic that public arbitration shall
+decide the justice of the demands of labor, and rates be advanced
+to meet the decision, and that public authority also shall take
+into consideration the other factors of increased expenses and
+adequate facilities for the railroads, and that maintenance and
+the highest efficiency must be preserved and also necessary
+extensions. To satisfy and attract capital there must be the
+assurance of a reasonable return upon the investment.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The meeting called by Commodore Vanderbilt in 1874, at Saratoga,
+was an epoch-making event. We must remember the railway management
+of the country was in the absolute control of about four men, two
+of whom were also largest owners of the lines they managed.
+Fierce competition and cutting of rates brought on utter
+demoralization among shippers, who could not calculate on the cost
+of transportation, and great favoritism to localities and individuals
+by irresponsible freight agents who controlled the rates. Under
+these influences railway earnings were fluctuating and uncertain.
+Improvements were delayed and the people on the weaker lines
+threatened with bankruptcy.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Public opinion, however, believed this wild competition to be the
+only remedy for admitted railway evils. As an illustration of
+the change of public opinion and the better understanding of
+the railway problems, this occurred in the month of October, 1920.
+A committee of shippers and producers representing the farmers,
+manufacturers, and business men along a great railway system
+came to see the manager of the railroad and said to him: "We have
+been all wrong in the past. Our effort has always been for lower
+rates, regardless of the necessities of the railways. We have
+tried to get them by seeking bids from competing lines for our
+shipments and by appealing to the Interstate Commerce Commission.
+The expenses of the railroads have been increased by demands of
+labor, by constantly rising prices and cost of rails, cars,
+terminals, and facilities, but we have been against allowing the
+railroads to meet this increased cost of operation by adequate
+advances in rates. We now see that this course was starving the
+railroads, and we are suffering for want of cars and locomotives
+to move our traffic and terminals to care for it. We are also
+suffering because the old treatment of the railroads has frightened
+capital so that the roads cannot get money to maintain their lines
+and make necessary improvements to meet the demands of business.
+We know now that rates make very little difference, because they
+can be absorbed in our business. What we must have is facilities
+to transport our products, and we want to help the railroads to get
+money and credit, and again we emphasize our whole trouble is
+want of cars, locomotives, and terminal facilities."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Happily, public opinion was reflected in the last Congress in the
+passage of the Cummins-Esch bill, which is the most enlightened
+and adaptable legislation of the last quarter of a century.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To return to the conference at Saratoga, the New York Central,
+the Pennsylvania, and the Erie came to the conclusion that they
+must have the co-operation of the Baltimore and Ohio. As
+Mr. Garrett, president and controlling owner of that road, would
+not come to the conference, the members decided that the emergency
+was so great that they must go to him. This was probably the most
+disagreeable thing Commodore Vanderbilt ever did. The marvellous
+success of his wonderful life had been won by fighting and defeating
+competitors. The peril was so great that they went as associates,
+and the visit interested the whole country and so enlarged
+Mr. Garrett's opinion of his power that he rejected their offer
+and said he would act independently. A railway war immediately
+followed, and in a short time bankruptcy threatened all lines,
+and none more than the Baltimore and Ohio.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The trunk lines then got together and entered into an agreement
+to stabilize rates and carry them into effect. They appointed
+as commissioner Mr. Albert Fink, one of the ablest railway men
+of that time. Mr. Fink's administration was successful, but the
+rivalries and jealousies of the lines and the frequent breaking
+of agreements were too much for one man.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The presidents and general managers of all the railroads east of
+Chicago then met and formed an association, and this association
+was a legislative body without any legal authority to enforce its
+decrees. It had, however, two effects: the disputes which arose
+were publicly discussed, and the merits of each side so completely
+demonstrated that the decision of the association came to be
+accepted as just and right. Then the verdict of the association
+had behind it the whole investment and banking community and the
+press. The weight of this was sufficient to compel obedience to
+its decisions by the most rebellious member. No executive could
+continue to hold his position while endeavoring to break up
+the association.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is one of the most gratifying events of my life that my associates
+in this great and powerful association elected me their president,
+and I continued in office until the Supreme Court in a momentous
+decision declared that the railroads came under the provision of
+the Sherman Anti-Trust Law and dissolved these associations in
+the East, West, and South.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a liberal education of the railway problems to meet the
+men who became members of this association. Most of them left
+an indelible impression upon the railway conditions of the time
+and of the railway policies of the future. All were executives
+of great ability and several rare constructive geniuses.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In our system there was John Newell, president of the Lake Shore
+and Michigan Southern, a most capable and efficient manager.
+Henry B. Ledyard, president of the Michigan Central, was admirably
+trained for the great responsibilities which he administered so
+well. There was William Bliss, president of the Boston and Albany,
+who had built up a line to be one of the strongest of the
+New England group.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Melville E. Ingalls, president of the Cleveland, Cincinnati,
+Chicago and St. Louis, had combined various weak and bankrupt
+roads and made them an efficient organization. He had also
+rehabilitated and put in useful working and paying condition the
+Chesapeake and Ohio.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Ingalls told me a very good story of himself. He had left the
+village in Maine, where he was born, and after graduation from
+college and admission to the bar had settled in Boston. To protect
+the interests of his clients he had moved to Cincinnati, Ohio,
+and rescued railroad properties in which they were interested.
+When his success was complete and he had under his control a large
+and successfully working railway system, he made a visit to
+his birthplace.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One evening he went down to the store where the village congress
+was assembled, sitting on the barrels and the counter. They
+welcomed him very cordially, and then an inquisitive farmer said
+to him: "Melville, it is reported around here that you are getting
+a salary of nigh unto ten thousand dollars a year."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Ingalls, who was getting several times that amount, modestly
+admitted the ten, which was a prodigious sum in that rural
+neighborhood. Whereupon the old farmer voiced the local sentiment
+by saying: "Well, Melville that shows what cheek and circumstances
+can do for a man."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall an incident connected with one of the ablest of the
+executives in our system. One day we had a conference of rival
+interests, and many executives were there in the effort to secure
+an adjustment. For this purpose we had an arbitrator. After a
+most exhausting day in the battle of wits and experience for
+advantages, I arrived home used up, but after a half-hour's sleep
+I awoke refreshed and, consulting my diary, found I was down for
+a speech at a banquet at Delmonico's that night.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I arrived late, the intervening time being devoted to intensive
+and rapid preparation. I was called early. The speech attracted
+attention and occupied a column in the morning's papers. I was
+in bed at eleven o'clock and had between seven and eight hours'
+refreshing sleep.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On arriving at our meeting-place the next morning, one of the
+best-known presidents took me aside and said: "Chauncey, by
+making speeches such as you did last night you are losing the
+confidence of the people. They say you cannot prepare such
+speeches and give proper attention to your business."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," I said to him, "my friend, did I lose anything before the
+arbitrator yesterday?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He answered very angrily: "No, you gained entirely too much."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," I then said, "I am very fresh this morning. But what did
+you do last night?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He answered that he was so exhausted that he went to Delmonico's
+and ordered the best dinner possible. Then he went on to say:
+"A friend told me a little game was going on up-stairs, and in
+a close room filled with tobacco smoke I played poker until two
+o'clock and drank several high-balls. The result is, I think we
+better postpone this meeting, for I do not feel like doing
+anything to-day."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"My dear friend," I said, "you will get the credit of giving your
+whole time to business, while I am by doing what refreshes my mind
+discredited, because it gets in the papers. I shall keep my
+method regardless of consequences."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He kept his, and although much younger than myself died years ago.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+George B. Roberts, president of the Pennsylvania, was a very wise
+executive and of all-around ability. Frank Thompson, vice-president
+and afterwards president of the same road, was one of the ablest
+operating officers of his time and a most delightful personality.
+Mr. A. J. Cassatt was a great engineer and possessed rare foresight
+and vision. He brought the Pennsylvania into New York City through
+a tunnel under the Hudson River, continued the tunnel across the
+city to the East River and then under the river to connect with the
+Long Island, which he had acquired for his system.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+D. W. Caldwell, president of the New York, Chicago, and St. Louis,
+added to railway ability wit and humor. He told a good story on
+Mr. George Roberts. Caldwell was at one time division superintendent
+under President Roberts. He had obtained permission to build a new
+station-house, in whose plan and equipment he was deeply interested.
+It was Mr. Roberts's habit, by way of showing his subordinates
+that he was fully aware of their doings, to either add or take away
+something from their projects.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Caldwell prepared a station-house according to his ideas, and,
+to prevent Roberts from making any essential changes he added
+an unnecessary bay window to the front of the passengers' room.
+Roberts carefully examined the plans and said: "Remove that bay
+window," and then approved the plan, and Caldwell had what
+he wanted.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Caldwell used to tell of another occasion when on a Western line
+he had over him a very severe and harsh disciplinarian as president.
+This president was a violent prohibitionist and had heard that
+Caldwell was a bonvivant. He sent for Caldwell to discipline or
+discharge him. After a long and tiresome journey Caldwell arrived
+at the president's house. His first greeting was: "Mr. Caldwell,
+do you drink?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Caldwell, wholly unsuspicious, answered: "Thank you, Mr. President,
+I am awfully tired and will take a little rye."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. E. B. Thomas, president of the Lehigh Valley, was a valuable
+member of the association. The Baltimore and Ohio, as usual, had
+its president, Mr. Charles F. Mayer, accompanied by an able staff.
+The Erie was represented by one of the most capable and genial
+of its many presidents, Mr. John King.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+King was a capital story-teller, and among them I remember this
+one: At one time he was general manager of the Baltimore and Ohio
+under John W. Garrett. In order to raise money for his projected
+extensions, Garrett had gone to Europe. The times were financially
+very difficult. Johns Hopkins, the famous philanthropist, died.
+His immortal monument is the Johns Hopkins University and Medical
+School. Everybody in Baltimore attended the funeral. Among the
+leading persons present was another John King, a banker, who was
+Hopkins's executor. A messenger-boy rushed in with a cable for
+John King, and handed it to John King, the executor, who sat at
+the head of the mourners. He read it and then passed it along
+so that each one could read it until it reached John King, of the
+Baltimore and Ohio, who sat at the foot of the line. The cable
+read as follows: "Present my sympathies to the family and my high
+appreciation of Mr. Johns Hopkins, and borrow from the executor
+all you can at five per cent. Garrett."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Commodore Vanderbilt was succeeded in the presidency by his son,
+William H. Vanderbilt, who was then past forty years old and had
+been a successful farmer on Staten Island. He was active in
+neighborhood affairs and in politics. This brought him in close
+contact with the people and was of invaluable benefit to him when
+he became president of a great railroad corporation. He also
+acquired familiarity in railway management as a director of one
+on Staten Island.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. William H. Vanderbilt was a man of great ability, and his
+education made him in many ways an abler man than his father
+for the new conditions he had to meet. But, like many a capable
+son of a famous father, he did not receive the credit which was
+due him because of the overshadowing reputation of the commodore.
+Nevertheless, on several occasions he exhibited the highest
+executive qualities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the great questions of the time was the duty of railroads
+to the cities in which they terminated, and the decision of the
+roads south of New York to have lower rates to Philadelphia and
+Baltimore. New York felt so secure in the strength of its unrivalled
+harbor and superior shipping facilities that the merchants and
+financiers were not alarmed. Very soon, however, there was such
+a diversion of freight from New York as to threaten very seriously
+its export trade and the superiority of its port. The commercial
+leaders of the city called upon Mr. Vanderbilt, who after the
+conference said to them: "I will act in perfect harmony with you
+and will see that the New York Central Railroad protects New York City
+regardless of the effect upon its finances." The city representatives
+said: "That is very fine, and we will stand together."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Vanderbilt immediately issued a statement that the rates to
+the seaboard should be the same to all ports, and that the
+New York Central would meet the lowest rates to any port by
+putting the same in effect on its own lines. The result was
+the greatest railroad war since railroads began to compete.
+Rates fell fifty per cent, and it was a question of the survival
+of the fittest. Commerce returned to New York, and the competing
+railroads, to avoid bankruptcy, got together and formed the
+Trunk Line Association.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+New York City has not always remembered how intimately bound is
+its prosperity with that of the great railroad whose terminal is
+within its city limits. Mr. Vanderbilt found that the railroad and
+its management were fiercely assailed in the press, in the
+legislature, and in municipal councils. He became convinced that
+no matter how wise or just or fair the railroad might be in the
+interests of every community and every business which were so
+dependent upon its transportation, the public would not submit to
+any great line being owned by one man. The Vanderbilt promptness
+in arriving at a decision was immediately shown. He called upon
+Mr. Pierpont Morgan, and through him a syndicate, which Morgan
+formed, took and sold the greater part of Mr. Vanderbilt's
+New York Central stock. The result was that the New York Central
+from that time was owned by the public. It is a tribute to the
+justice and fairness of the Vanderbilt management that though the
+management has been submitted every year since to a stockholders'
+vote, there has practically never been any opposition to a
+continuance of the Vanderbilt policy and management.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the most important of the many problems during Mr. Vanderbilt's
+presidency was the question of railway commissions, both in national
+and State governments. In my professional capacity of general
+counsel, and in common with representatives of other railroads,
+I delivered argumentative addresses against them. The discussions
+converted me, and I became convinced of their necessity. The
+rapidly growing importance of railway transportation had created
+the public opinion that railway management should be under the
+control and supervision of some public body; that all passengers
+or shippers, or those whose land was taken for construction and
+development, should have an appeal from the decision of the railway
+managers to the government through a government commission.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As soon as I was convinced that commissions were necessary for
+the protection of both the public and the railroads, I presented
+this view to Mr. Vanderbilt. The idea was contrary to his education,
+training, and opinion. It seemed to me that it was either a
+commission or government ownership, and that the commission, if
+strengthened as a judicial body, would be as much of a protection
+to the bond and stock holders and the investing public as to the
+general public and the employees. Mr. Vanderbilt, always
+open-minded, adopted this view and supported the commission system
+and favored legislation in its behalf.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In 1883 Mr. Vanderbilt decided, on account of illness, to retire
+from the presidency, and Mr. James H. Rutter was elected his
+successor. Mr. Rutter was the ablest freight manager in the
+country, but his health gave way under the exactions of executive
+duties, and I acted largely for him during his years of service.
+He died early in 1885, and I was elected president.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The war with the West Shore had been on for several years, with
+disastrous results to both companies. The Ontario and Western,
+which had large terminal facilities near Jersey City on the west
+side of the Hudson, ran for fifty miles along the river before
+turning into the interior. At its reorganization it had ten millions
+of cash in the treasury. With this as a basis, its directors
+decided to organize a new railroad, to be called the West Shore,
+and parallel the New York Central through its entire length to
+Buffalo. As the New York Central efficiently served this whole
+territory, the only business the West Shore could get must be
+taken away from the Central. To attract this business it offered
+at all stations lower rates. To retain and hold its business the
+New York Central met those rates at all points so that financially
+the West Shore went into the hands of a receiver.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The New York Central was sustained because of its superior
+facilities and connections and established roadway and equipment.
+But all new and necessary construction was abandoned, maintenance
+was neglected, and equipment run down under forced reduction of
+expenses.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had very friendly personal relations with the managers and
+officers of the West Shore, and immediately presented to them
+a plan for the absorption of their line, instead of continuing
+the struggle until absolute exhaustion. Mr. Vanderbilt approved
+of the plan, as did the financial interests represented by
+Mr. Pierpont Morgan.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+By the reorganization and consolidation of the two companies the
+New York Central began gradually to establish its efficiency and
+to work on necessary improvements. As evidence of the growth
+of the railway business of the country, the New York Central
+proper has added since the reorganization an enormous amount of
+increased trackage, and has practically rebuilt, as a necessary
+second line, the West Shore and used fully its very large terminal
+facilities on the Jersey side of the Hudson.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During his active life Mr. Vanderbilt was very often importuned
+to buy a New York daily newspaper. He was personally bitterly
+assailed and his property put in peril by attacks in the press.
+He always rejected the proposition to buy one. "If," he said,
+"I owned a newspaper, I would have all the others united in
+attacking me, and they would ruin me, but by being utterly out of
+the journalistic field, I find that taking the press as a whole
+I am fairly well treated. I do not believe any great interest
+dealing with the public can afford to have an organ."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Colonel Scott, of the Pennsylvania, thought otherwise, but the
+result of his experiment demonstrated the accuracy of Mr. Vanderbilt's
+judgment. Scott selected as editor of the New York World one of
+the most brilliant journalistic writers of his time, William H. Hurlburt.
+When it became known, however, that the World belonged to
+Colonel Scott, Hurlburt's genius could not save it. The circulation
+ran down to a minimum, the advertising followed suit, and the
+paper was losing enormously every month. Mr. Joseph Pulitzer,
+with the rare insight and foresight which distinguished him, saw
+what could be made of the World, with its privileges in the
+Associated Press, and so he paid Scott the amount he had originally
+invested, and took over and made a phenomenal success of this
+bankrupt and apparently hopeless enterprise.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I tried during my presidency to make the New York Central popular
+with the public without impairing its efficiency. The proof of the
+success of this was that without any effort on my part and against
+my published wishes the New York delegation in the national
+Republican convention in 1888, with unprecedented unanimity
+presented me as New York's candidate for president. I retired
+from the contest because of the intense hostility to railroad men
+in the Western States. Those States could not understand how
+this hostility, which they had to railroads and everybody connected
+with them, had disappeared in the great State of New York.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During my presidency the labor question was very acute and strikes,
+one after another, common. The universal method of meeting the
+demands of labor at that time was to have a committee of employees
+or a leader present the grievances to the division superintendent
+or the superintendent of motive power. These officers were
+arbitrary and hostile, as the demands, if acceded to, led to an
+increase of expenses which would make them unpopular with the
+management. They had a difficult position. The employees often
+came to the conclusion that the only way for them to compel the
+attention of the higher officers and directors was to strike.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Against the judgment of my associates in the railway management
+I decided to open my doors to any individual or committee of the
+company. At first I was overwhelmed with petty grievances, but
+when the men understood that their cases would be immediately heard
+and acted upon, they decided among themselves not to bring to me
+any matters unless they regarded them of vital importance. In
+this way many of the former irritations, which led ultimately to
+serious results, no longer appeared.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had no trouble with labor unions, and found their representatives
+in heart-to-heart talks very generally reasonable. Mr. Arthur,
+chief of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers, had many of
+the qualities of a statesman. He built up his organization to be
+the strongest of its kind among the labor unions. I enjoyed his
+confidence and friendship for many years.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There never was but one strike on the New York Central during
+my administration, and that one occurred while I was absent in
+Europe. Its origin and sequel were somewhat dramatic. I had
+nearly broken down by overwork, and the directors advised me to
+take an absolute rest and a trip abroad.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I sent word over the line that I wanted everything settled before
+leaving, and to go without care. A large committee appeared in
+my office a few mornings after. To my surprise there was a
+representative from every branch of the service, passenger and
+freight conductors, brakemen, shopmen, yardmen, switchmen, and
+so forth. These had always come through their local unions.
+I rapidly took up and adjusted what each one of the representatives
+of his order claimed, and then a man said: "I represent the
+locomotive engineers."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My response was: "You have no business here, and I will have
+nothing to do with you. I will see no one of the locomotive
+engineers, except their accredited chief officer."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," he said, "Mr. President, there is a new condition on
+the road, a new order of labor called the Knights of Labor. We
+are going to absorb all the other unions and have only one. The
+only obstacle in the way is the locomotive engineers, who refuse
+to give up their brotherhood and come in with us, but if you will
+recognize us only, that will force them to join. Now, the Brotherhood
+intends to present a demand very soon, and if you will recognize
+our order, the Knights of Labor, and not the Brotherhood of
+Locomotive Engineers, we will take care of what they demand and
+all others from every department for two years, and you can take
+your trip to Europe in perfect peace of mind. If you do not do
+this there will be trouble."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I declined to deal with them as representatives of the Brotherhood
+of Locomotive Engineers. Then their spokesman said: "As this
+is so serious to you, we will give you to-night to think it over
+and come back in the morning."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I immediately sent for the superintendent of motive power and
+directed him to have posted by telegraph in every roundhouse that
+the request of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers, of which
+this committee had told me, had been granted. The next morning
+the committee returned, and their leader said: "Well, Mr. President,
+you have beaten us and we are going home."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then I appealed to them, saying: "I am a pretty badly broken-up
+man. The doctors tell me that if I can have three months without
+care I will be as good as ever. You must admit that I have at
+all times been absolutely square with you and tried to adjust
+fairly the matters you have brought to me. Now, will you take
+care of me while I am absent?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+They answered unanimously: "Mr. President, we will, and you can
+be confident there will be no trouble on the New York Central while
+you are away."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I sailed with my mind free from anxiety, hopeful and happy, leaving
+word to send me no cables or letters. After a visit to the
+Passion Play at Ober-Ammergau in Upper Bavaria, I went into the
+Austrian Tyrol. One night, at a hotel in Innsbruck, Mr. Graves,
+a very enterprising reporter of a New York paper, suddenly burst
+into my room and said: "I have been chasing you all over Europe
+for an interview on the strike on the New York Central." This
+was my first information of the strike.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As soon as I had left New York and was on the ocean, the young
+and ambitious officers who were at the head of the operations of
+the railroad and disapproved of my method of dealing with the
+employees, discharged every member of the committee who had
+called upon me. Of course, this was immediately followed by a
+sympathetic outburst in their behalf, and the sympathizers were
+also discharged. Then the whole road was tied up by a universal
+strike. After millions had been lost in revenue by the railroad
+and in wages by the men, the strike was settled, as usual, by a
+compromise, but it gave to the Knights of Labor the control, except
+as to the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers. The early settlement
+of the strike was largely due to the loyalty and courage of
+the Brotherhood.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During my presidency I was much criticised by the public, but
+never by the directors of the company, because of my activities
+in politics and on the platform. For some time, when the duties
+of my office became most onerous, and I was in the habit of working
+all day and far into the night, I discovered that this concentrated
+attention to my railroad problems and intense and continuous
+application to their solution was not only impairing my efficiency
+but my health. As I was not a sport, and never had time for games
+or horses, I decided to try a theory, which was that one's daily
+duties occupied certain cells of the brain while the others
+remained idle; that the active cells became tired by overwork
+while others lost their power in a measure by idleness; that if,
+after a reasonable use of the working cells, you would engage
+in some other intellectual occupation, it would furnish as much
+relief or recreation as outdoor exercise of any kind. I had a
+natural facility for quick and easy preparation for public speaking,
+and so adopted that as my recreation. The result proved entirely
+successful.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After a hard day's work, on coming home late in the afternoon,
+I accustomed myself to take a short nap of about fifteen minutes.
+Then I would look over my tablets to see if any engagement was
+on to speak in the evening, and, if so, the preparation of the
+speech might be easy, or, if difficult, cause me to be late at
+dinner. These speeches were made several times a week, and mainly
+at banquets on closing of the sessions of conventions of trade
+organizations of the country. The reciprocal favors and friendship
+of these delegates transferred to the New York Central a large
+amount of competitive business.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While I was active in politics I issued strict orders that every
+employee should have the same liberty, and that any attempt on
+the part of their superior officers to influence or direct the
+political action of a subordinate would be cause for dismissal.
+This became so well known that the following incident, which was
+not uncommon, will show the result.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As I was taking the train the morning after having made a political
+speech at Utica, the yardmaster, an Irishman, greeted me very
+cordially and then said: "We were all up to hear ye last night,
+boss, but this year we are agin ye."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The position which this activity gave me in my own party, and the
+fact that, unlike most employers, I protected the employees in
+their liberty and political action, gave me immense help in
+protecting the company from raids and raiders.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We had a restaurant in the station at Utica which had deteriorated.
+The situation was called to my attention in order to have the evils
+corrected by the receipt of the following letter from an indignant
+passenger: "Dear Mr. President: You are the finest after-dinner
+speaker in the world. I would give a great deal to hear the speech
+you would make after you had dined in the restaurant in your
+station at Utica."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After thirteen years of service as president I was elected chairman of
+the board of directors. Mr. Samuel R. Callaway succeeded me as
+president, and on his resignation was succeeded by Mr. William H. Newman,
+and upon his resignation Mr. W. C. Brown became president.
+Following Mr. Brown, Mr. Alfred H. Smith was elected and is still
+in office. All these officers were able and did excellent service,
+but I want to pay special tribute to Mr. Smith.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Smith is one of the ablest operating officers of his time.
+When the United States Government took over the railroads he was
+made regional director of the government for railroads in this
+territory. He received the highest commendation from the government
+and from the owners of the railroads for the admirable way in
+which he had maintained them and their efficiency during the
+government control.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On the surrender of the railroads by the government, Mr. Smith was
+welcomed back by his directors to the presidency of the New York Central.
+The splendid condition of the Central and its allied lines is
+largely due to him. During his service as regional director the
+difficult task of the presidency of the New York Central was very
+ably performed by Mr. William K. Vanderbilt, Jr. Though the
+youngest among the executive officers of the railroads of the
+country, he was at the same time one of the best.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the efficient officers who have served the New York Central
+during the time I have been with the company, I remember many on
+account of their worth and individuality. H. Walter Webb came
+into the railway service from an active business career. With
+rare intelligence and industry he rapidly rose in the organization
+and was a very capable and efficient officer. There was
+Theo. Voorhees, the general superintendent, an unusually young
+man for such a responsible position. He was a graduate of
+Troy Polytechnical School and a very able operating officer.
+Having gone directly from the college to a responsible position,
+he naturally did not understand or know how to handle men until
+after long experience. He showed that want of experience in a
+very drastic way in the strike of 1892 and its settlement. Being
+very arbitrary, he had his own standards. For instance, I was
+appealed to by many old brakemen and conductors whom he had
+discharged. I mention one particularly, who had been on the road
+for twenty-five years. Voorhees's answer to me was: "These old
+employees are devoted to Toucey, my predecessor, and for efficient
+work I must have loyalty to me."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I reversed his order and told him I would begin to discharge, if
+necessary, the latest appointments, including himself, keeping
+the older men in the service who had proved their loyalty to the
+company by the performance of their duties.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Voorhees became afterwards vice-president and then president
+of the Philadelphia and Reading. With experience added to his
+splendid equipment and unusual ability he became one of the best
+executives in the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. John M. Toucey, who had come up from the bottom to be general
+superintendent and general manager, was a hard student. His close
+contact with his fellow employees gave him wonderful control over
+men. He supplemented his practical experience by hard study and
+was very well educated. Though self-taught, he had no confidence
+in the graduates of the professional schools.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In selecting an assistant, one of them told me that Toucey subjected
+him to a rigid examination and then said: "What is your
+railroad career?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I began at the bottom," answered the assistant, "and have filled
+every office on my old road up to division superintendent, which
+I have held for so many years."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"That is very fine," said Toucey, "but are you a graduate of the
+Troy Technical School?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No, sir."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Of the Stevens Tech.?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No, sir."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Of Massachusetts Tech.?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No, sir."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Then you are engaged," said Toucey.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Toucey was well up-to-date, and differed from a superintendent
+on another road in which I was a director. The suburban business
+of that line had increased very rapidly, but there were not enough
+trains or cars to accommodate the passengers. The overcrowding
+caused many serious discomforts. I had the superintendent called
+before the board of directors, and said to him: "Why don't you
+immediately put on more trains and cars?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Why, Mr. Depew," he answered, "what would be the use? They are
+settling so fast along the line that the people would fill them up
+and overcrowd them just as before."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was going over the line on an important tour at one time with
+G. H. Burroughs, superintendent of the Western Division. We were
+on his pony engine, with seats at the front, alongside the boiler,
+so that we could look directly on the track. Burroughs sat on
+one side and I on the other. He kept on commenting aloud by way
+of dictating to his stenographer, who sat behind him, and praise
+and criticism followed rapidly. I heard him utter in his monotonous
+way: "Switch misplaced, we will all be in hell in a minute," and
+then a second afterwards continue: "We jumped the switch and
+are on the track again. Discharge that switchman."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Major Zenas Priest was for fifty years a division superintendent.
+It was a delightful experience to go with him over his division.
+He knew everybody along the line, was general confidant in their
+family troubles and arbiter in neighborhood disputes. He knew
+personally every employee and his characteristics and domestic
+situation. The wives were generally helping him to keep their
+husbands from making trouble. To show his control and efficiency,
+he was always predicting labor troubles and demonstrating that
+the reason they did not occur was because of the way in which
+he handled the situation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. C. M. Bissell was a very efficient superintendent, and for
+a long time in charge of the Harlem Railroad. He told me this
+incident. We decided to put in effect as a check upon the
+conductors a system by which a conductor, when a fare was paid
+on the train, must tear from a book a receipt which he gave to
+the passenger, and mark the amount on the stub from which the
+receipt was torn. Soon after a committee of conductors called
+upon Mr. Bissell and asked for an increase of pay. "Why," Bissell
+asked, "boys, why do you ask for that now?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After a rather embarrassing pause the oldest conductor said:
+"Mr. Bissell, you have been a conductor yourself."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This half century and six years during which I have been in the
+service of the New York Central Railroad has been a time of
+unusual pleasure and remarkably free from friction or trouble.
+In this intimate association with the railroad managers of the
+United States I have found the choicest friendships and the most
+enduring. The railroad manager is rarely a large stockholder,
+but he is a most devoted and efficient officer of his company.
+He gives to its service, for the public, the employees, the
+investors, and the company, all that there is in him. In too many
+instances, because these officers do not get relief from their labor
+by variation of their work, they die exhausted before their time.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The story graphically told by one of the oldest and ablest of
+railroad men, Mr. Marvin Hughitt, for a long time president and
+now chairman of the Chicago and Northwestern Railway, illustrates
+what the railroad does for the country. Twenty-five years ago the
+Northwestern extended its lines through Northern Iowa. Mr. Hughitt
+drove over the proposed extension on a buckboard. The country
+was sparsely settled because the farmers could not get their
+products to market, and the land was selling at six dollars per acre.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In a quarter of a century prosperous villages and cities had grown
+up along the line, and farms were selling at over three hundred
+dollars per acre. While this enormous profit from six dollars
+per acre to over three hundred has come to the settlers who held
+on to their farms because of the possibilities produced by the
+railroad, the people whose capital built the road must remain
+satisfied with a moderate return by way of dividend and interest,
+and without any enhancement of their capital, but those investors
+should be protected by the State and the people to whom their
+capital expenditures have been such an enormous benefit.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap19"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XIX. RECOLLECTIONS FROM ABROAD
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+I know of nothing more delightful for a well-read American than
+to visit the scenes in Great Britain with which he has become
+familiar in his reading. No matter how rapidly he may travel,
+if he goes over the places made memorable by Sir Walter Scott
+in the "Waverley Novels," and in his poems, he will have had
+impressions, thrills, and educational results which will be a
+pleasure for the rest of his life. The same is true of an ardent
+admirer of Dickens or of Thackeray, in following the footsteps
+of their heroes and heroines. I gained a liberal education and
+lived over again the reading and studies of a lifetime in my visits
+to England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. I also had much the
+same experience of vivifying and spiritualizing my library in
+France, Italy, Germany, Belgium, and Holland.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+London is always most hospitable and socially the most delightful
+of cities. While Mr. Gladstone was prime minister and more in
+the eyes of the world than any statesman of any country, a dinner
+was given to him with the special object of having me meet him.
+The ladies and gentlemen at the dinner were all people of note.
+Among them were two American bishops. The arrangement made by
+the host and hostess was that when the ladies left the dining-room
+I should take the place made vacant alongside Mr. Gladstone, but
+one of the American bishops, who in his younger days was a famous
+athlete, made a flying leap for that chair and no sooner landed
+than he at once proposed to Mr. Gladstone this startling question:
+"As the bishop of the old Catholic Church in Germany does not
+recognize the authority of the pope, how can he receive absolution?"&mdash;and
+some other abstruse theological questions. This at once
+aroused Mr. Gladstone, who, when once started, was stopped with
+difficulty, and there was no pause until the host announced that
+the gentlemen should join the ladies. I made it a point at the
+next dinner given for me to meet Mr. Gladstone that there should
+be no American bishops present.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At another time, upon arriving at my hotel in London from New York,
+I found a note from Lord Rosebery saying that Mr. Gladstone was
+dining with Lady Rosebery and himself that evening, and there
+would be no other guests, and inviting me to come. I arrived early
+and found Mr. Gladstone already there. While the custom in London
+society then was for the guests to be late, Mr. Gladstone was
+always from fifteen minutes to half an hour in advance of the time
+set by his invitation. He greeted me with great cordiality, and
+at once what were known as the Gladstone tentacles were fastened
+on me for information. It was a peculiarity with the grand old
+man that he extracted from a stranger practically all the man knew,
+and the information was immediately assimilated in his wonderful
+mind. He became undoubtedly the best-informed man on more subjects
+than anybody in the world.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Gladstone said to me: "It has been raining here for forty days.
+What is the average rainfall in the United States and in New York?"
+If there was any subject about which I knew less than another, it
+was the meteorological conditions in America. He then continued
+with great glee: "Our friend, Lord Rosebery, has everything and
+knows everything, so it is almost impossible to find for him
+something new. Great books are common, but I have succeeded
+in my explorations among antiquarian shops in discovering the most
+idiotic book that ever was written. It was by an old lord mayor of
+London, who filled a volume with his experiences in an excursion
+on the Thames, which is the daily experience of every Englishman."
+To the disappointment of Mr. Gladstone, Lord Rosebery also had
+that book. The evening was a memorable one for me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After a most charming time and dinner, while Lord Rosebery went
+off to meet an engagement to speak at a meeting of colonial
+representatives, Lady Rosebery took Mr. Gladstone and myself
+to the opera at Covent Garden. There was a critical debate on
+in the House of Commons, and the whips were running in to inform
+him of the progress of the battle and to get instructions from
+the great leader.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the entr'actes Mr. Gladstone most interestingly talked of
+his sixty years' experience of the opera. He knew all the great
+operas of that period, and criticised with wonderful skill the
+composers and their characteristics. He gave a word picture of
+all the great artists who had appeared on the English stage and
+the merits and demerits of each. A stranger listening to him would
+have said that a veteran musical critic, who had devoted his life
+to that and nothing else, was reminiscing. He said that thirty
+years before the manager of Covent Garden had raised the pitch,
+that this had become so difficult that most of the artists, to reach
+it, used the tremolo, and that the tremolo had taken away from him
+the exquisite pleasure which he formerly had in listening to an opera.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Gladstone was at that time the unquestionable master of the
+House of Commons and its foremost orator. I unfortunately never
+heard him at his best, but whether the question was of greater
+or lesser importance, the appearance of Mr. Gladstone at once
+lifted it above ordinary discussion to high debate.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Gladstone asked many questions about large fortunes in the
+United States, was curious about the methods of their accumulation,
+and whether they survived in succeeding generations. He wanted
+to know all about the reputed richest man among them. I told him
+I did not know the amount of his wealth, but that it was at least
+one hundred millions of dollars.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"How invested?" he asked.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I answered: "All in fluid securities which could be turned into
+cash in a short time."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He became excited at that and said: "Such a man is dangerous
+not only to his own country but to the world. With that amount
+of ready money he could upset the exchanges and paralyze the
+borrowing power of nations."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"But," I said, "you have enormous fortunes," and mentioned the
+Duke of Westminster.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I know every pound of Westminster's wealth," he said. "It is in
+lands which he cannot sell, and burdened with settlements of
+generations and obligations which cannot be avoided."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"How about the Rothschilds?" I asked.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Their fortunes," he answered, "are divided among the firms in
+London, Paris, Vienna, and Frankfort, and it would be impossible
+for them to be combined and used to unsettle the markets of the
+world. But Mr. &mdash;&mdash; could do this and prevent governments from
+meeting their obligations."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Gladstone had no hostility to great fortunes, however large,
+unless so invested as to be immediately available by a single
+man for speculation. But fortunes larger than that of one hundred
+millions have since been acquired, and their management is so
+conservative that they are brakes and safeguards against unreasoning
+panics. The majority of them have been used for public benefit.
+The most conspicuous instances are the Rockefeller Foundation,
+the Carnegie Endowment, and the Frick Creation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Henry Labouchere told me a delightful story of Mr. Gladstone's
+first meeting with Robert T. Lincoln, when he arrived in London
+as American minister. Mr. Lincoln became in a short time after
+his arrival one of the most popular of the distinguished list of
+American representatives to Great Britain. He was especially noted
+for the charm of his conversation. Labouchere said that Mr. Gladstone
+told him that he was very anxious to meet Mr. Lincoln, both because
+he was the new minister from the United States and because of his
+great father, President Lincoln. Labouchere arranged for a dinner
+at his house, which was an hour in the country from Mr. Gladstone's
+city residence. Mrs. Gladstone made Mr. Labouchere promise, as
+a condition for permitting her husband to go, that Mr. Gladstone
+should be back inside of his home at ten o'clock.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The dinner had no sooner started than some question arose which
+not only interested but excited Mr. Gladstone. He at once entered
+upon an eloquent monologue on the subject. There was no possibility
+of interruption by any one, and Mr. Lincoln had no chance whatever
+to interpose a remark. When the clock was nearing eleven Labouchere
+interrupted this torrent of talk by saying: "Mr. Gladstone, it is
+now eleven; it is an hour's ride to London, and I promised
+Mrs. Gladstone to have you back at ten." When they were seated
+in the carriage Labouchere said to Mr. Gladstone: "Well, you
+have passed an evening with Mr. Lincoln; what do you think of him?"
+He replied: "Mr. Lincoln is a charming personality, but he does
+not seem to have much conversation."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the very able men whom I met in London was Joseph Chamberlain.
+When I first met him he was one of Mr. Gladstone's trusted
+lieutenants. He was a capital speaker, a close and incisive
+debater, and a shrewd politician. When he broke with Mr. Gladstone,
+he retained his hold on his constituency and continued to be a
+leader in the opposite party.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Chamberlain told me that in a critical debate in the
+House of Commons, when the government was in danger, Mr. Gladstone,
+who alone could save the situation, suddenly disappeared. Every
+known resort of his was searched to find him. Mr. Chamberlain,
+recollecting Mr. Gladstone's interest in a certain subject, drove
+to the house of the lady whose authority on that subject
+Mr. Gladstone highly respected. He found him submitting to the
+lady for her criticism and correction some of Watts's hymns,
+which he had translated into Italian.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The British Government sent Mr. Chamberlain to America, and he
+had many public receptions given him by our mercantile and other
+bodies. On account of his separating from Mr. Gladstone on
+Home Rule, he met with a great deal of hostility here from the Irish.
+I was present at a public dinner where the interruptions and
+hostile demonstrations were very pronounced. But Mr. Chamberlain
+won his audience by his skill and fighting qualities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I gave him a dinner at my house and had a number of representative
+men to meet him. He made the occasion exceedingly interesting
+by presenting views of domestic conditions in England and
+international ones with this country, which were quite new to us.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Chamberlain was a guest on the Teutonic at the famous review
+of the British navy celebrating Queen Victoria's jubilee, where
+I had the pleasure of again meeting him. He had recently married
+Miss Endicott, the charming daughter of our secretary of war, and
+everybody appreciated that it was a British statesman's honeymoon.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He gave me a dinner in London, at which were present a large
+company, and two subjects came under very acute discussion. There
+had been a recent marriage in high English society, where there
+were wonderful pedigree and relationships on both sides, but no
+money. It finally developed, however, that under family settlements
+the young couple might have fifteen hundred pounds a year, or
+seven thousand five hundred dollars. The decision was unanimous
+that they could get along very well and maintain their position on
+this sum and be able to reciprocate reasonably the attentions they
+would receive. Nothing could better illustrate the terrific
+increase in the cost of living than the contrast between then and now.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Some one of the guests at the dinner said that the Americans by
+the introduction of slang were ruining the English language.
+Mr. James Russell Lowell had come evidently prepared for this
+controversy. He said that American slang was the common language
+of that part of England from which the Pilgrims sailed, and that it
+had been preserved in certain parts of the United States, notably
+northern New England. He then produced an old book, a sort of
+dictionary of that period, and proved his case. It was a surprise
+to everybody to know that American slang was really classic English,
+and still spoken in the remoter parts of Massachusetts and
+New Hampshire, though no longer in use in England.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The period of Mr. Gladstone's reign as prime minister was one of
+the most interesting for an American visitor who had the privilege
+of knowing him and the eminent men who formed his Cabinet. The
+ladies of the Cabinet entertained lavishly and superbly. A great
+favorite at these social gatherings was Miss Margot Tennant,
+afterwards Mrs. Asquith. Her youth, her wit, her originality and
+audacity made every function a success which was graced by
+her presence.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The bitterness towards Mr. Gladstone of the opposition party
+surpassed anything I have met in American politics, except during
+the Civil War. At dinners and receptions given me by my friends
+of the Tory party I was supposed as an American to be friendly to
+Mr. Gladstone and Home Rule. I do not know whether this was
+the reason or whether it was usual, but on such occasions the
+denunciation of Mr. Gladstone as a traitor and the hope of living
+to see him executed was very frequent.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember one important public man who was largely interested
+and a good deal of a power in Canadian and American railroads.
+He asked a friend of mine to arrange for me to meet him. I found
+him a most agreeable man and very accurately informed on the
+railway situation in Canada and the United States. He was
+preparing for a visit, and so wanted me to fill any gaps there
+might be in his knowledge of the situation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Apropos of the political situation at the time, he suddenly asked
+me what was the attitude of the people of the United States towards
+Mr. Gladstone and his Home Rule bill. I told him they were
+practically unanimous in favor of the bill, and that Mr. Gladstone
+was the most popular Englishman in the United States. He at once
+flew into a violent rage, the rarest thing in the world for an
+Englishman, and lost control of his temper to such a degree that
+I thought the easiest way to dam the flood of his denunciation
+was to plead another engagement and retire from the field. I met
+him frequently afterwards, especially when he came to the
+United States, but carefully avoided his pet animosity.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One year, in the height of the crisis of Mr. Gladstone's effort
+to pass the Home Rule bill, a member of his Cabinet said to me:
+"We of the Cabinet are by no means unanimous in believing in
+Mr. Gladstone's effort, but he is the greatest power in our country.
+The people implicitly believe in him and we are helping all we can."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is well known that one after another broke away from him in
+time. The same Cabinet minister continued: "Mr. Gladstone has
+gone to the extreme limit in concessions made in his Home Rule
+bill, and he can carry the English, Scotch, and Welsh members.
+But every time the Irish seem to be satisfied, they make a new
+demand and a greater one. Unless this stops and the present bill
+is accepted, the whole scheme will break down. Many of the Irish
+members are supported by contributions from America. Their
+occupation is politics. If Home Rule should be adopted the serious
+people of Ireland, whose economic interests are at stake, might
+come to the front and take all representative offices themselves.
+We have come to the conclusion that enough of the Irish members
+to defeat the bill do not want Home Rule on any conditions.
+I know it is a custom when you arrive home every year that your
+friends meet you down the Bay and give you a reception. Then you
+give an interview of your impressions over here, and that interview
+is printed as widely in this country as in the United States. Now
+I wish you would do this: At the reception put in your own way
+what I have told you, and especially emphasize that Mr. Gladstone
+is imperilling his political career and whole future for the sake
+of what he believes would be justice to Ireland. He cannot go
+any further and hold his English, Scotch, and Welsh constituencies.
+He believes that he can pass the present bill and start Ireland on
+a career of Home Rule if he can receive the support of the Irish
+members. The Americans who believe in Mr. Gladstone and are all
+honest Home Rulers will think this is an indirect message from
+himself, and it would be if it were prudent for Mr. Gladstone to
+send the message."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On my return to New York I did as requested. The story was
+published and commented on everywhere, and whether it was due
+to American insistence or not, I do not know, but shortly after
+Mr. Gladstone succeeded in carrying his Home Rule bill through the
+House of Commons, but it was defeated by the Conservatives in the
+House of Lords.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+His Irish policy is a tribute to Mr. Gladstone's judgment and
+foresight, because in the light and conditions of to-day it is
+perfectly plain that if the Gladstone measure had been adopted
+at that time, the Irish question would not now be the most difficult
+and dangerous in British politics.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had many talks with Mr. Parnell and made many speeches in his
+behalf and later for Mr. Redmond. I asked him on one occasion
+if the Irish desired complete independence and the formation of
+an independent government. He answered: "No, we want Home Rule,
+but to retain our connection in a way with the British Empire.
+The military, naval, and civil service of the British Empire gives
+great opportunities for our young men. Ireland in proportion to
+its population is more largely represented in these departments
+of the British Government than either England, Scotland, or Wales."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Incidental to the division in Mr. Gladstone's Cabinet, which had
+not at this time broken out, was the great vogue which a story of
+mine had. I was dining with Earl Spencer. He had been lord
+lieutenant of Ireland and was very popular. His wife especially
+had been as great a success as the vice-regent. He was called
+the Red Earl because of his flowing auburn beard. He was a very
+serious man, devoted to the public service and exceedingly capable.
+He almost adored Gladstone and grieved over the growing opposition
+in the Cabinet.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The guests at the dinner were all Gladstonians and lamenting these
+differences and full of apprehension they might result in a split
+in the party. The earl asked me if we ever had such conditions
+in the United States. I answered: "Yes." Mr. Blaine, at that
+time at the head of President Harrison's Cabinet as secretary
+of state, had very serious differences with his chief, and the
+people wondered why he remained. Mr. Blaine told me this story
+apropos of the situation: The author of a play invited a friend
+of his to witness the first production and sent him a complimentary
+ticket. During the first act there were signs of disapproval,
+which during the second act broke out into a riot. An excited
+man sitting alongside the guest of the playwright said: "Stranger,
+are you blind or deaf, or do you approve of the play?" The guest
+replied: "My friend, my sentiments and opinion in regard to this
+play do not differ from yours and the rest, but I am here on a
+free ticket. If you will wait a little while till I go out and
+buy a ticket, I will come back and help you raise hell."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The most brilliant member of Mr. Gladstone's Cabinet and one of
+the most accomplished, versatile, and eloquent men in Great Britain
+was Lord Rosebery. I saw much of him when he was foreign minister
+and also after he became prime minister. Lord Rosebery was not
+only a great debater on political questions, he was also the most
+scholarly orator of his country on educational, literary, and
+patriotic subjects. He gathered about him always the people
+whom a stranger pre-eminently desired to meet.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall one of my week-end visits to his home at Mentmore, which
+is one of the most delightful of my reminiscences abroad. He had
+taken down there the leaders of his party. The dinner lasted, the
+guests all being men, except Lady Rosebery, who presided, until
+after twelve o'clock. Every one privileged to be there felt that
+those four hours had passed more quickly and entertainingly than
+any in their experience.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a beautiful moonlight night and the very best of English
+weather, and we adjourned to the terrace. There were recalled
+personal experiences, incidents of travel from men who had been
+all over the world and in critical situations in many lands,
+diplomatic secrets revealing crises seriously threatening European
+wars, and how these had been averted, alliances made and territories
+acquired, adventures of thrilling interest and personal episodes
+surpassing fiction. The company reluctantly separated when the
+rising sun admonished them that the night had passed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It has been my good fortune to be the guest of eminent men in
+many lands and on occasions of memorable interest, but the rarest
+privilege for any one was to be the guest of Lord Rosebery, either
+at his city house or one of his country residences. The wonderful
+charm of the host, his tact with his guests, his talent for drawing
+people out and making them appear at their best, linger in their
+memories as red-letter days and nights of their lives.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All Americans took great interest in the career of Lord Randolph
+Churchill. His wife was one of the most beautiful and popular
+women in English society, and an American. I knew her father,
+Leonard Jerome, very well. He was a successful banker and a highly
+educated and cultured gentleman. His brother, William Jerome,
+was for a long time the best story-teller and one of the wittiest
+of New Yorkers.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lord Randolph Churchill advanced very rapidly in British politics
+and became not only one of the most brilliant debaters but one
+of the leaders of the House of Commons. On one of my visits abroad
+I received an invitation from the Churchills to visit them at their
+country place. When I arrived I found that they occupied a castle
+built in the time of Queen Elizabeth, and in which few modern
+alterations had been made. It was historically a very unique and
+interesting structure. Additions had been made to it by succeeding
+generations, each being another house with its own methods of
+ingress and egress. Lord Randolph said: "I welcome you to my
+ancestral home, which I have rented for three months."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Though this temporary residence was very ancient, yet its
+hospitalities were dispensed by one of the most up-to-date and
+progressive couples in the kingdom. In the intimacy of a
+house-party, not too large, one could enjoy the versatility,
+the charm, the wide information, the keen political acumen of
+this accomplished and magnetic British statesman. It was
+unfortunate for his country that from overwork he broke down so
+early in life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+No one during his period could surpass Baron Alfred Rothschild as
+host. His dinners in town, followed by exquisite musicales, were
+the social events of every season. He was, however, most attractive
+at his superb place in the country. A week-end with him there met
+the best traditions of English hospitality. In the party were sure
+to be men and women of distinction, and just the ones whom an
+American had read about and was anxious to meet.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Baron Rothschild was a famous musician and an ardent lover of
+music. He had at his country place a wonderfully trained orchestra
+of expert musicians. In the theatre he gave concerts for the
+enjoyment of his guests, and led the orchestra himself. Among
+the company was sure to be one or more of the most famous artists
+from the opera at Covent Garden, and from these experts his own
+leadership and the performance of his perfectly trained company
+received unstinted praise and applause. Baron Rothschild had the
+art so necessary for the enjoyment of his guests of getting
+together the right people. He never risked the harmony of his
+house by inviting antagonists.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lord Rothschild, the head of the house, differed entirely from
+his amiable and accomplished brother. While he also entertained,
+his mind was engrossed in business and affairs. I had a conference
+with him at the time of the Spanish-American War, which might have
+been of historical importance. He asked me to come and see him
+in the Rothschild banking-house, where the traditions of a century
+are preserved and unchanged. He said to me: "We have been for
+a long time the bankers of Spain. We feel the responsibility for
+their securities, which we have placed upon the market. The
+United States is so all-powerful in its resources and spirit that
+it can crush Spain. This we desire to avert. Spain, though weak
+and poor compared to the United States, has nevertheless the
+proudest people in the world, and it is a question of Spanish
+pride we have to deal with."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In answering him I said: "Lord Rothschild, it seems to me that
+if you had any proposition you should take it to Mr. John Hay,
+our accomplished minister."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No," he said; "then it would become a matter of diplomacy and
+publicity. Now the Spanish Government is willing to comply with
+every demand the United States can make. The government is willing
+to grant absolute independence to Cuba, or what it would prefer,
+a self-governing colony, with relations like that of Canada to
+Great Britain. Spain is willing to give to the United States
+Porto Rico and the Philippine Islands, but she must know beforehand
+if these terms will be accepted before making the offer because
+if an offer so great as this and involving such a loss of territory
+and prestige should be rejected by the United States there would
+be a revolution in Spain which might overthrow not only the
+government but the monarchy. What would be regarded as an insult
+would be resented by every Spaniard to the bitter end. That is
+why I have asked you to come and wish you to submit this proposition
+to your president. Of course, I remain in a position, if there
+should be any publicity about it, to deny the whole thing."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The proposition unfortunately came too late, and Mr. McKinley could
+not stop the war. It was well known in Washington that he was
+exceedingly averse to hostilities and believed the difficulties
+could be satisfactorily settled by diplomacy, but the people were
+aroused to such an extent that they were determined not only to free
+Cuba but to punish those who were oppressing the Cubans.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One incident which received little publicity at the time was in
+all probability the match which fired the magazine. One of the
+ablest and most level-headed members of the Senate was Senator
+Redfield Proctor, of Vermont. The solidity of his character and
+acquirements and his known sense and conservatism made him a
+power in Congress, and he had the confidence of the people. He
+visited Cuba and wrote a report in which he detailed as an
+eyewitness the atrocities which the government and the soldiers
+were perpetrating. He read this report to Mr. McKinley and
+Senator Hanna. They both said: "Senator Proctor, if you read
+that to the Senate, our negotiations end and war is inevitable."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The president requested the senator to delay reporting to the
+Senate. The excitement and interest in that body were never more
+unanimous and intense. I doubt if any senator could have resisted
+this rare opportunity not only to be the centre of the stage but
+to occupy the whole platform. Senator Proctor made his report
+and the country was aflame.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+One summer I arrived in London and was suffering from a fearful
+attack of muscular rheumatism. I knew perfectly well that I had
+brought it on myself by overwork. I had suffered several attacks
+before, but this one was so acute that I consulted Sir Henry Thompson,
+at that time the acknowledged head of the British medical
+profession. He made a thorough examination and with most
+satisfactory result as to every organ. "With your perfect
+constitution," he said, "this attack is abnormal. Now tell me of
+your day and every day at home. Begin with breakfast."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I breakfast at a quarter of eight," I said.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Then," continued the doctor, "give me the whole day."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I arrive at my office," I said, "at nine. Being president of
+a great railway company, there is a large correspondence to be
+disposed of. I see the heads of the different departments and
+get in touch with every branch of the business. Then I meet
+committees of chambers of commerce or shippers, or of employees
+who have a grievance, and all this will occupy me until five
+o'clock, when I go home. I take a very short lunch, often at
+my desk, to save time. On arriving home I take a nap of ten or
+fifteen minutes, and then look over my engagements for the evening.
+If it is a speech, which will probably happen four evenings in a
+week, I prepare in the next hour and then deliver it at some public
+banquet or hall. If I have accepted a formal address or, as we
+call them in America, orations, it is ground out on odd evenings,
+Sunday afternoon and night."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The doctor turned to me abruptly and said: "You ought to be dead.
+Now, you have the most perfect constitution and less impaired than
+any I have examined at your time of life. If you will follow the
+directions which I give you, you can be perfectly well and sound
+at the age of one hundred. If you continue your present life until
+seventy, you will have a nervous breakdown, and thereafter become
+a nuisance to yourself and everybody else. I advise absolute rest
+at a remote place in Switzerland. There you will receive no
+newspapers, and you will hear nothing from the outside world.
+You will meet there only English who are seeking health, and they
+will not speak to you. Devote your day to walking over the
+mountains, adding to your tramp as your strength increases, and
+lie for hours on the bank of a quiet stream there, and be intensely
+interested as you throw pebbles into it to see how wide you can
+make the circles from the spot where the pebble strikes the water."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I thought I understood my temperament better than the doctor, and
+that any rest for me was not solitude but entire change of
+occupation. So I remained in London and lunched and dined out
+every day for several weeks, with a week-end over every Sunday.
+In other ways, however, I adopted the doctor's directions and not
+only returned home cured, but have been free from rheumatism
+ever since.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was in London at both the queen's fiftieth anniversary of her
+reign and her jubilee. The reverence and love the English people
+had for Queen Victoria was a wonderful exhibition of her wisdom
+as a sovereign and of her charm and character as a woman. The
+sixty years of her reign were a wonderful epoch in the growth of
+her empire and in its relations to the world.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Once I said to a member of the Cabinet, who, as minister of
+foreign affairs had been brought in close contact with the queen:
+"I am very much impressed with the regard which the people have
+for Queen Victoria. What is her special function in your scheme
+of government?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"She is invaluable," he answered, "to every prime minister and
+the Cabinet. The prime minister, after the close of the debate
+in the House of Commons every night, writes the queen a full
+report of what has occurred at that session. This has been going
+on for more than half a century. The queen reads these accounts
+carefully and has a most retentive memory. If these communications
+of the prime ministers were ever available to the public, they
+would present a remarkable contrast of the minds and the methods
+of different prime ministers and especially those two extreme
+opposites, Gladstone and Disraeli. The queen did not like Gladstone,
+because she said he always preached, but she had an intense
+admiration for Disraeli, who threw into his nightly memoranda all
+his skill not only as a statesman, but a novelist. The queen also
+has been consulted during all these years on every crisis, domestic
+or foreign, and every matter of Cabinet importance. The result
+is that she is an encyclopaedia. Very often there will be a dispute
+with some of the great powers or lesser ones, which is rapidly
+growing to serious proportions. We can find no report of its
+beginning. The queen, however, will remember just when the
+difficulty began, and why it was pushed aside and not settled,
+and who were the principal actors in the negotiations. With that
+data we often arrive at a satisfactory settlement."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember one garden-party at Buckingham Palace. The day was
+perfect and the attendance phenomenally large and distinguished.
+While there were places on the grounds where a luncheon was served,
+the guests neglected these places and gathered about a large tent
+where the royalties had their refreshments. It was an intense
+curiosity, not so much to see their sovereign eat and drink, as
+to improve the opportunity to reverently gaze upon her at close
+range. The queen called various people whom she knew from this
+circle of onlookers for a familiar talk.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the luncheon was served the attendant produced an immense
+napkin, which she spread over herself, almost from her neck to
+the bottom of her dress. A charming English lady, who stood beside
+me, said: "I know you are laughing at the economy of our Queen."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"On the contrary," I said, "I am admiring an example of carefulness
+and thrift which, if it could be universally known, would be of
+as great benefit in the United States as in Great Britain."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," she continued, "I do wish that the dear old lady was not
+quite so careful."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At a period when the lives of the continental rulers were in great
+peril from revolutionists and assassins, the queen on both her
+fiftieth anniversary and her jubilee rode in an open carriage
+through many miles of London streets, with millions of spectators
+on either side pressing closely upon the procession, and there was
+never a thought that she was in the slightest danger. She was
+fearless herself, but she had on the triple armor of the overmastering
+love and veneration of the whole people. Americans remembered
+that in the crisis of our Civil War it was the influence of the
+queen, more than any other, which prevented Great Britain
+recognizing the Southern Confederacy.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the incidents of her jubilee was the greatest naval
+demonstration ever known. The fleets of Great Britain were summoned
+from all parts of the globe and anchored in a long and imposing
+line in the English Channel. Mr. Ismay, at that time the head
+of the White Star Line, took the Teutonic, which had just been
+built and was not yet in regular commission, as his private yacht.
+He had on board a notable company, representing the best, both
+of men and women, of English life. He was the most generous of
+hosts, and every care taken for the individual comfort of his
+guests. In the intimacy for several days of such an excursion
+we all became very well acquainted. There were speeches at
+the dinners and dances afterwards on the deck for the younger
+people. The war-ships were illuminated at night by electric
+lights, and the launch of the Teutonic took us down one lane and
+up another through the long lines of these formidable defenders
+of Great Britain.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One day there was great excitement when a war-ship steamed into
+our midst and it was announced that it was the German emperor's.
+Even as early as that he excited in the English mind both curiosity
+and apprehension. One of the frequent questions put to me, both
+then and for years afterwards at English dinners, was: "What do
+you think of the German emperor?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Shortly after his arrival he came on to the Teutonic with the
+Prince of Wales, afterwards King Edward VII. The prince knew
+many of the company and was most cordial all around. The emperor
+was absorbed in an investigation of this new ship and her
+possibilities both in the mercantile marine and as a cruiser.
+I heard him say to the captain: "How are you armed?" The captain
+told him that among his equipment he had a new invention, a
+quick-firing gun. The emperor was immediately greatly excited.
+He examined the gun and questioned its qualities and possibilities
+until he was master of every detail. Then he turned to one of
+his officers and gave a quick order that the gun should be
+immediately investigated and all that were required should be
+provided for Germany.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I heard a picturesque story from a member of the court, of
+Queen Victoria's interest in all public affairs. There was then,
+as there is generally in European relations, some talk of war.
+The queen was staying at her castle at Osborne on the Isle of Wight.
+He said she drove alone down to the shore one night and sat there
+a long time looking at this great fleet, which was the main
+protection of her empire and her people. It would be interesting
+if one could know what were her thoughts, her fears, and her hopes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The queen was constantly assisting the government in the maintenance
+of friendly relations with foreign powers by entertaining their
+representatives at Windsor Castle. When General Grant, after
+he retired from the presidency, made his trip around the world,
+the question which disturbed our American minister, when General Grant
+arrived in London, was how he could be properly received and
+recognized. Of course, under our usage, he had become a private
+citizen, and was no more entitled to official recognition than any
+other citizen. This was well known in the diplomatic circles.
+When the ambassadors and ministers of foreign countries in London
+were appealed to, they unanimously said that as they represented
+their sovereigns they could not yield precedence to General Grant,
+but he must sit at the foot of the table. The Prince of Wales
+solved this question with his usual tact and wisdom. Under the
+recognized usage at any entertainment, the Prince of Wales can
+select some person as his special guest to sit at his right, and,
+therefore, precede everybody else. The prince made this suggestion
+to our minister and performed this courteous act at all functions
+given to General Grant. Queen Victoria supplemented this by
+extending the same invitation to General and Mrs. Grant to dine
+and spend the night with her at Windsor Castle, which was extended
+only to visiting royalty.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember that the Army of the Potomac was holding its annual
+meeting and commemoration at one of our cities when the cable
+announced that General Grant was being entertained by Queen Victoria
+at Windsor Castle. The conventions of diplomacy, which requires
+all communications to pass through the ambassador of one's country
+to the foreign minister of another country before it can reach the
+sovereign were not known to these old soldiers, so they cabled
+a warm message to General Grant, care of Queen Victoria,
+Windsor Castle, England.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most delightful bits of humor in my recollections of
+journalistic enterprise was an editorial by a Mr. Alden, one
+of the editors of the New York Times. Mr. Alden described with
+great particularity, as if giving the details of the occurrence,
+that the messenger-boy arrived at Windsor Castle during the night
+and rang the front door-bell; that Her Majesty called out of the
+window in quite American style, "Who is there?" and the messenger-boy
+shouted, "Cable for General Grant. Is he staying at this house?"
+I can only give a suggestion of Alden's fun, which shook the
+whole country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the court officers said to me during the jubilee: "Royalties
+are here from every country, and among those who have come over
+is Liliuokalani, Queen of the Hawaiian Islands. She is as insistent
+of her royal rights as the Emperor of Germany. We have consented
+that she should be a guest at a dinner of our queen and spend
+the night at Windsor Castle. We have settled her place among
+the royalties in the procession through London and offered her
+the hussars as her guard of honor. She insists, however, that
+she shall have the same as the other kings, a company of the
+guards. Having recognized her, we are obliged to yield." The
+same officer told me that at the dinner the dusky queen said to
+Queen Victoria: "Your Majesty, I am a blood relative of yours."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"How so?" was the queen's astonished answer.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Why," said Liliuokalani, "my grandfather ate your Captain Cook."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+One of the most interesting of the many distinguished men who
+were either guests on the Teutonic or visited us was Admiral Lord
+Charles Beresford. He was a typical sailor of the highest class
+and very versatile. He made a good speech, either social or
+political, and was a delightful companion on all occasions. He
+had remarkable adventures all over the world, and was a word
+painter of artistic power. He knew America well and was very
+sympathetic with our ideals. I met him many times in many relations
+and always with increasing regard and esteem.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was entertained by Lord Beresford once in the most original way.
+He had a country place about an hour from London and invited me
+to come down on a Sunday afternoon and meet some friends. It was
+a delightful garden-party on an ideal English summer day. He
+pressed me to stay for dinner, saying: "There will be a few friends
+coming, whom I am anxious for you to know."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The friends kept coming, and after a while Lady Beresford said
+to him: "We have set all the tables we have and the dining-room
+and the adjoining room can hold. How many have you invited?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The admiral answered: "I cannot remember, but if we delay the
+dinner until a quarter of nine, I am sure they will all be here."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When we sat down we numbered over fifty. Lord Charles's abounding
+and irresistible hospitality had included everybody whom he had met
+the day before.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The butler came to Lord Charles shortly after we sat down and
+said: "My lord, it is Sunday night, and the shops are all closed.
+We can add nothing to what we have in the house, and the soup
+has given out."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," said this admirable strategist, "commence with those for
+whom you have no soup with the fish. When the fish gives out,
+start right on with the next course, and so to the close of the
+dinner. In that way everybody will get something."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After a while the butler again approached the admiral and said:
+"My lord, the champagne is all gone."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," said Lord Charles, "start in on cider."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a merry company, and they all caught on to the situation.
+The result was one of the most hilarious, enjoyable, and original
+entertainments of my life. It lasted late, and everybody with
+absolute sincerity declared he or she had had the best time ever.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was asked to meet Lord John Fisher, in a way a rival of
+Lord Beresford. Both were exceedingly able and brilliant officers
+and men of achievement, but they were absolutely unlike; one had
+all the characteristics of the Celt and the other of the Saxon.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most interesting things in Lord Fisher's talk, especially
+in view of later developments, was his description of the
+discoveries and annexations to the British Empire, made by the
+British navy. In regard to this he said: "The British navy had
+been acquiring positions of strategic importance to the safety and
+growth of the empire from time immemorial, and some fool of a
+prime minister on a pure matter of sentiment is always giving away
+to our possible enemies one or the other of these advantageous
+positions." He referred especially to Heligoland, the gift of
+which to Germany had taken place not long before. If Heligoland,
+fortified like Gibraltar, had remained in the possession of the
+British Government, Germany would not have ventured upon the late war.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lord Fisher exemplified what I have often met with in men who have
+won eminent distinction in some career, whose great desire was
+to have fame in another and entirely different one. Apparently
+he wished his friends and those he met to believe that he was
+the best storyteller in the world; that he had the largest stock
+of original anecdotes and told them better than anybody else.
+I found that he was exceedingly impatient and irritable when any
+one else started the inevitable "that reminds me," and he was
+intolerant with the story the other was trying to tell. But I
+discovered, also, that most of his stories, though told with great
+enthusiasm, were very familiar, or, as we Americans would
+say, "chestnuts."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During my summer vacations I spent two weeks or more at Homburg,
+the German watering-place. It was at that time the most interesting
+resort on the continent. The Prince of Wales, afterwards
+King Edward VII, was always there, and his sister, the Dowager
+Empress of Germany, had her castle within a few miles. It was
+said that there was a quorum of both Houses of Parliament in
+Homburg while the prince was there, but his presence also drew
+representatives from every department of English life, the bench
+and the bar, writers of eminence of both sexes, distinguished
+artists, and people famous on both the dramatic and the operatic
+stage. The prince, with keen discrimination, had these interesting
+people always about him. There were also social leaders, whose
+entertainments were famous in London, who did their best to add
+to the pleasure of the visit of the prince. I met him frequently
+and was often his guest at his luncheons and dinners. He fell
+in at once in the Homburg way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The routine of the cure was to be at the springs every morning
+at seven o'clock, to take a glass of water, walk half an hour
+with some agreeable companion, and repeat this until three glasses
+had been consumed. Then breakfast, and after that the great
+bathing-house at eleven o'clock. The bathing-house was a
+meeting-place for everybody. Another meeting-place was the open-air
+concerts in the afternoon. In the evening came the formal dinners
+and some entertainment afterwards.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Both for luncheon and dinner the prince always had quite a large
+company. He was a host of great charm, tact, and character. He
+had a talent of drawing out the best there was in those about his
+table, and especially of making the occasion very agreeable for
+a stranger. Any one at his entertainments always carried away
+either in the people he met or the things that were said, or both,
+permanent recollections.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I do not think the prince bothered about domestic questions. He
+was very observant of the limitations and restrictions which the
+English Government imposes upon royalty. He was, however, very
+keen upon his country's foreign relations. In the peace of Europe
+he was an important factor, being so closely allied with the imperial
+houses of Germany and Russia. There is no doubt that he prevented
+the German Emperor from acquiring a dangerous control over the
+Czar. He was very fixed and determined to maintain and increase
+friendly relations between the United States and Great Britain.
+He succeeded, after many varied and long-continued efforts, in
+doing away with the prejudices and hostilities of the French
+towards the English, an accomplishment of infinite value to his
+country in these later years.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was told that the prince required very little sleep, that he
+retired to bed late and was an early riser. I was awakened one
+night by his equerry calling me up, saying the prince was on
+the terrace of the Kursaal and wanted to see me. The lights were
+all out, everybody had gone, and he was sitting alone at a table
+illuminated by a single candle. What he desired was to discuss
+American affairs and become more familiar with our public men,
+our ideals, our policies, and especially any causes which could
+possibly be removed of irritation between his own country and
+ours. This discussion lasted till daylight.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Meeting him on the street one day, he stopped and asked me to
+step aside into an opening there was in the hedge. He seemed
+laboring under considerable excitement, and said: "Why do the
+people in the United States want to break up the British Empire?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew he referred to the Home Rule bill for Ireland, which was
+then agitating Parliament and the country, and also the frequent
+demonstrations in its favor which were occurring in the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I said to him: "Sir, I do not believe there is a single American
+who has any thought of breaking up the British Empire. We are
+wedded to the federal principle of independent States, which are
+sovereign in their local affairs and home matters, but on
+everything you call imperial the United States is supreme. To
+vindicate this principle we fought a Civil War, in which we lost
+more lives, spent more money, destroyed more property, and incurred
+more debt than any contest of modern time. The success of the
+government has been so complete that the States which were in
+rebellion and their people are quite as loyal to the general
+government as those who fought to preserve it. The prosperity
+of the country, with this question settled, has exceeded the bounds
+of imagination. So Americans think of your trouble with Ireland
+in terms of our federated States and believe that all your
+difficulties could be adjusted in the same way."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We had a long discussion in which he asked innumerable questions,
+and never referred to the subject again. I heard afterwards among
+my English friends that he who had been most hostile was becoming
+a Home Ruler.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At another time he wanted to know why our government had treated
+the British ambassador, Lord Sackville West, so badly and ruined
+his career. The Sackville West incident was already forgotten,
+though it was the liveliest question of its time.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Cleveland was president and a candidate for re-election.
+Sackville West was the British ambassador. A little company of
+shrewd Republican politicians in California thought if they could
+get an admission that the British Government was interfering in
+our election in favor of Cleveland, it would be a fine asset in
+the campaign, and so they wrote to Lord Sackville West, telling
+him they were Englishmen who had become naturalized American
+citizens. In voting they were anxious to vote for the side which
+would be best for their native land; would he kindly and very
+confidentially advise them whether to support the Democratic or
+the Republican ticket. Sackville West swallowed the bait without
+investigation, and wrote them a letter advising them to vote the
+Democratic ticket.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There never had been such consternation in diplomatic circles in
+Washington. Of course, Mr. Cleveland and his supporters had to
+get out from under the situation as quickly and gracefully as possible.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The administration instantly demanded that the British Government
+should recall Lord Sackville West, which was done, and he was
+repudiated for his activity in American politics. It was curious
+that the prince had apparently never been fully informed of
+the facts, but had been misled by Sackville West's explanation,
+and the prince was always loyal to a friend.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One year Mr. James G. Blaine visited Homburg, and the prince
+at once invited him to luncheon. Blaine's retort to a question
+delighted every American in the place. One of the guests was
+the then Duke of Manchester, an old man and a great Tory. When
+the duke grasped that Blaine was a leading American and had been
+a candidate for the presidency of the United States, all his old
+Toryism was aroused, and he was back in the days of George III.
+To the horror of the prince, the duke said to Mr. Blaine: "The most
+outrageous thing in all history was your rebellion and separation
+from the best government on earth." He said much more before
+the prince could stop him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Blaine, with that grace and tact for which he was so famous,
+smilingly said: "Well, your Grace, if George III had had the sense,
+tact, and winning qualities of his great-grandson, our host, it is
+just possible that we might now be a self-governing colony in
+the British Empire."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The answer relieved the situation and immensely pleased the host.
+Lord Rosebery once said in a speech that, with the tremendous
+growth in every element of greatness of the United States, if the
+American colonies had remained in the British Empire, with their
+preponderating influence and prestige, the capital of Great Britain
+might have been moved to New York and Buckingham Palace rebuilt
+in Central Park.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At another dinner one of the guests of the prince suddenly shot
+at me across the table the startling question: "Do you know
+certain American heiresses"&mdash;naming them&mdash;"now visiting London?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I answered "Yes"&mdash;naming one especially, a very beautiful and
+accomplished girl who was quite the most popular debutante of
+the London season.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"How much has she?" he asked.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I named the millions which she would probably inherit. "But,"
+I added, "before you marry an American heiress, you better be sure
+that she can say the Lord's Prayer."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He said with great indignation that he would be astonished if any
+American girl could be recognized in English society who had been
+so badly brought up that she was not familiar with the Lord's Prayer.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"All of them are," I replied, "but few heiresses, unless they have
+come into their inheritance and can say 'Our Father, who art in
+heaven,' will inherit much, because American fathers are very
+speculative."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He continued to express his astonishment at this lack of religious
+training in an American family, while the prince enjoyed the joke
+so much that I was fearful in his convulsive laughter he would have
+a fit of apoplexy.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Once, at a dinner given by the prince, an old lady of very high
+rank and leading position said suddenly to me, and in a way which
+aroused the attention of the whole company: "Is it true that
+divorces are very common in America?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew that a denial by me would not convince her or any others
+who shared in this belief, then very common in Europe. Of course,
+the prince knew better. I saw from his expression that he wished
+me to take advantage of the opportunity. I made up my mind quickly
+that the best way to meet this belief was by an exaggeration which
+would show its absurdity.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Having once started, the imaginative situation grew beyond my
+anticipation. I answered: "Yes, divorces are so common with us
+that the government has set aside one of our forty-odd States for
+this special purpose. It is the principal business of the authorities.
+Most of these actions for divorce take place at the capital, which
+is always crowded with great numbers of people from all parts of
+the country seeking relief from their marital obligations."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Did you ever visit that capital?" asked the prince.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Yes, several times," I answered, "but not for divorce. My domestic
+relations have always been very happy, but it is also a famous
+health resort, and I went there for the cure."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Tell us about your visit," said the prince.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," I continued, "it was out of season when I was first there,
+so the only amusement or public occasions of interest were
+prayer-meetings."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The old lady asked excitedly: "Share meetings?" She had been
+a large and unfortunate investor in American stocks.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I relieved her by saying: "No, not share meetings, but religious
+prayer-meetings. I remember one evening that the gentleman who
+sat beside me turned suddenly to his wife and said: 'We must get
+out of here at once; the air is too close.' 'Why, no,' she said;
+'the windows are all open and the breeze is fresh.' 'Yes,' he
+quickly remarked, 'but next to you are your two predecessors from
+whom I was divorced, and that makes the air too close for me.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The old lady exclaimed: "What a frightful condition!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Tell us more," said the prince.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," I continued, "one day the mayor of the city invited me
+to accompany him to the station, as the divorce train was about
+to arrive. I found at the station a judge and one of the court
+attendants. The attendant had a large package of divorce decrees
+to which the seal of the court had been attached, and also the
+signature of the judge. They only required to have the name of
+the party desiring divorce inserted. Alongside the judge stood
+a clergyman of the Established Church in full robes of his sacred
+office. When the passengers had all left the cars, the conductor
+jumped on to one of the car platforms and shouted to the crowd:
+'All those who desire divorce will go before the judge and make
+their application.'
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"When they had all been released by the court the conductor again
+called out: 'All those who have been accompanied by their partners,
+or where both have been to-day released from their former husbands
+and wives to be remarried, will go before the rector.' He married
+them in a body, whereupon they all resumed their places on the
+train. The blowing of the whistle and the ringing of the bell on
+the locomotive was the music of their first, second, or third
+honeymoon journey."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The old lady threw up her hands in horror and cried: "Such an
+impious civilization must come speedily not only to spiritual and
+moral destruction, but chaos."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Most of the company saw what an amazing caricature the whole story
+was and received it with great hilarity. The effect of it was to
+end, for that circle, at least, and their friends, a serious
+discussion of the universality of American divorces.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The prince was always an eager sportsman and a very chivalric
+one. At the time of one of the races at Cowes he became very
+indignant at the conduct of an American yachtsman who had entered
+his boat. It was charged by the other competitors that this
+American yachtsman violated all the unwritten laws of the contest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After the race the prince said to me: "A yacht is a gentleman's
+home, whether it is racing or sailing about for pleasure. The
+owner of this yacht, to make her lighter and give her a better
+chance, removed all the furniture and stripped her bare. He even
+went so far, I am told, that when he found the steward had left
+his stateroom a tooth-brush, he threw it out of the port window."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It will be seen from these few anecdotes how intensely human was
+the Prince of Wales. He did much for his country, both as prince
+and king, and filled in a wise and able way the functions of his
+office. Certainly no official did quite so much for the peace of
+Europe during his time, and no royalty ever did more to make the
+throne popular with the people. I heard him speak at both formal
+and informal occasions, and his addresses were always tactful
+and wise.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While at Homburg we used to enjoy the delightful excursions to
+Nauheim, the famous nerve-cure place. I met there at one time
+a peculiar type of Americans, quite common in former years. They
+were young men who, having inherited fortunes sufficient for their
+needs, had no ambitions. After a strenuous social life at home
+and in Europe, they became hypochondriacs and were chasing cures
+for their imaginary ills from one resort to another.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of them, who had reached middle life, had, of course, become
+in his own opinion a confirmed invalid. I asked him: "What
+brought you here? You look very well."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"That is just my trouble," he answered. "I look very well and
+so get no sympathy, but my nervous system is so out of order that
+it only takes a slight shock to completely disarrange it. For
+instance, the cause of my present trouble. I was dining in Paris
+at the house of a famous hostess, and a distinguished company
+was present. The only three Americans were two ladies and myself.
+I was placed between them. You know one of these ladies, while
+a great leader at home, uses very emphatic language when she is
+irritated. The dinner, like most French dinners, with many
+courses, was unusually long. Suddenly this lady, leaning over
+me, said to her sister: 'Damn it, Fan, will this dinner never end?'
+The whole table was shocked and my nerves were completely shattered."
+The great war, as I think, exterminated this entire tribe.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was delighted to find at Nauheim my old friends, Mark Twain and
+the Reverend Doctor Joseph Twichell, of Hartford, Conn. Doctor
+Twichell was Mark Twain's pastor at home. He was in college with
+me at Yale, and I was also associated with him in the governing
+corporation of Yale University. He was one of the finest wits
+and remarkable humorists of his time. Wit and humor were with
+him spontaneous, and he bubbled over with them. Mark Twain's
+faculties in that line were more labored and had to be worked out.
+Doctor Twichell often furnished in the rough the jewels which
+afterwards in Mark Twain's workshop became perfect gems.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I invited them to come over and spend the day and dine with me
+in the evening at Homburg. Mark Twain at that time had the
+reputation in England of being the greatest living wit and humorist.
+It soon spread over Homburg that he was in town and was to dine
+with me in the evening, and requests came pouring in to be invited.
+I kept enlarging my table at the Kursaal, with these requests,
+until the management said they could go no farther. I placed
+Mark Twain alongside Lady Cork, one of the most brilliant women
+in England. In the course of years of acquaintance I had met
+Mark Twain under many conditions. He was very uncertain in a
+social gathering. Sometimes he would be the life of the occasion
+and make it one to be long remembered, but generally he contributed
+nothing. At this dinner, whenever he showed the slightest sign
+of making a remark, there was dead silence, but the remark did
+not come. He had a charming time, and so did Lady Cork, but the
+rest of the company heard nothing from the great humorist, and
+they were greatly disappointed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The next morning Mark Twain came down to the springs in his
+tramping-suit, which had fairly covered the continent. I introduced
+him to the Prince of Wales, and he was charmed with him in their
+hour of walk and talk. At dinner that evening the prince said
+to me: "I would have invited Mark Twain this evening, if I thought
+he had with him any dinner clothes."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"At my dinner last night," I said, "he met every conventional
+requirement."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Then," continued the prince, "I would be much obliged if you
+would get him for dinner with me to-morrow evening."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was very much the same company as had dined with the prince
+the night before. Again Twain was for a long time a complete
+disappointment. I knew scores of good things of his and tried
+my best to start him off, but without success. The prince, who
+was unusually adroit and tactful in drawing a distinguished guest
+out, also failed. When the dinner was over, however, and we had
+reached the cigars, Mark Twain started in telling a story in his
+most captivating way. His peculiar drawl, his habit in emphasizing
+the points by shaking his bushy hair, made him a dramatic narrator.
+He never had greater success. Even the veteran Mark himself was
+astonished at the uproarious laughter which greeted almost every
+sentence and was overwhelming when he closed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There are millions of stories in the world, and several hundred
+of them good ones. No one knew more of them than Mark Twain,
+and yet out of this vast collection he selected the one which
+I had told the night before to the same company. The laughter
+and enjoyment were not at the story, but because the English had,
+as they thought, caught me in retailing to them from Mark Twain's
+repertoire one of his stories. It so happened that it was a story
+which I had heard as happening upon our railroad in one of my
+tours of inspection. I had told it in a speech, and it had been
+generally copied in the American newspapers. Mark Twain's
+reputation as the greatest living humorist caused that crowd to
+doubt the originality of my stories.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mark had declined the cigars, but the prince was so delighted that
+he offered him one of the highly prized selection from his own
+case. This drew from him a story, which I have not seen in any
+of his books. I have read Mark Twain always with the greatest
+pleasure. His books of travel have been to me a source of endless
+interest, and his "Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc" is the
+best representation of the saint and heroine that I know.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the prince offered him the cigar, Mark said: "No, prince,
+I never smoke. I have the reputation in Hartford, Conn., of
+furnishing at my entertainments the worst of cigars. When I was
+going abroad, and as I would be away for several years, I gave
+a reception and invited all my friends. I had the governor of
+the State of Connecticut and the judges of the highest courts,
+and the most distinguished members of the legislature. I had
+the leading clergymen and other citizens, and also the president
+and faculty of Yale University and Trinity College.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"At three o'clock in the afternoon my butler, who is a colored
+man, Pompey by name, came to me and said: 'Mr. Clemens, we have
+no cigars.' Just then a pedler's wagon stopped at the gate. In
+England they call them cheap jacks. I hailed the merchant and
+said: 'What have you in your wagon?' 'Well,' he answered, 'I have
+some Gobelin tapestries, Sevres china, and Japanese cloisonne
+vases, and a few old masters.' Then I said to him: 'I do not
+want any of those, but have you cigars, and how much?' The pedler
+answered: 'Yes, sir, I have some excellent cigars, which I will
+sell you at seventeen cents a barrel.' I have to explain that
+a cent is an English farthing. Then I told him to roll a barrel in."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"It was a great occasion, one of the greatest we ever had in the
+old State of Connecticut," continued Mark, "but I noticed that
+the guests left unusually early after supper. The next morning
+I asked the butler why they left so early. 'Well,' he said,
+'Mr. Clemens, everybody enjoyed the supper, and they were all
+having a good time until I gave them the cigars. After the gentleman
+had taken three puffs, he said: "Pomp, you infernal nigger, get
+me my hat and coat quick." When I went out, my stone walk, which
+was one hundred yards long from the front door to the gate, was
+just paved with those cigars.'" This specimen of American
+exaggeration told in Mark Twain's original way made a great hit.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met Mark Twain at a theatrical supper in London given by
+Sir Henry Irving. It was just after his publishing firm had failed
+so disastrously. It was a notable company of men of letters,
+playwrights, and artists. Poor Mark was broken in health and
+spirits. He tried to make a speech, and a humorous one, but it
+saddened the whole company.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met him again after he had made the money on his remarkable
+lecture tour around the world, with which he met and paid all his
+debts. It was an achievement worthy of the famous effort of
+Sir Walter Scott. Jubilant, triumphant, and free, Mark Twain that
+night was the hero never forgotten by any one privileged to
+be present.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+One year, after strenuous work and unusual difficulties, which,
+however, had been successfully met, I was completely exhausted.
+I was advised to take a short trip to Europe, and, as usual, the
+four weeks' change of air and occupation was a complete cure.
+I decided to include Rome in my itinerary, though I felt that my
+visit would be something like the experience of Phineas Fogg, who
+did the whole of Europe and saw all there was of it in ten days.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I arrived in the Eternal City, my itinerary gave me four days
+there. I wanted to see everything and also to meet, if possible,
+one of the greatest of popes, Leo XIII. I was armed only with a
+letter from my accomplished and distinguished friend, Archbishop
+Corrigan. I secured the best-known guide, who informed me that
+my efforts to see the sights within my limited time would be
+impossible. Nevertheless, the incentive of an extra large commission
+dependent upon distances covered and sights seen, led to my going
+through the streets behind the best team of horses in Rome and
+pursued by policemen and dogs, and the horses urged on by a driver
+frantic for reward, and a guide who professionally and financially
+was doing the stunt of his life. It was astounding how much ground
+was really covered in the city of antiquities and art by this
+devotion to speed and under competent guidance.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I asked to see the pope, I was informed that his health was
+not good and audiences had been suspended. I wrote a letter
+to the cardinal-secretary, enclosing Archbishop Corrigan's letter,
+and stated my anxiety to meet His Holiness and the limited time
+I had. A few hours afterwards I received a letter from the cardinal
+stating that the Holy Father appreciated the circumstances, and
+would be very glad to welcome me in private audience at eleven
+o'clock the next morning.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I arrived at the Vatican I was received as a distinguished
+visitor. The papal guards were turned out, and I was finally
+ushered into the room of Cardinal Merry del Val. He was a young
+man then and an accomplished diplomat, and most intimately informed
+on all questions of current interest. Literature, music, drama,
+political conditions in Europe were among his accomplishments.
+He said the usual formula when a stranger is presented to the pope
+is for the guest to kneel and kiss his ring. The pope has decided
+that all this will be omitted in your case. He will receive you
+exactly as an eminent foreigner calling by appointment upon the
+President of the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I was ushered into the presence of the pope he left his
+throne, came forward, grasped me cordially by the hand, and welcomed
+me in a very charming way. He was not a well man, and his bloodless
+countenance was as white and pallid as his robes. This was all
+relieved, however, by the brilliancy of his wonderful eyes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After a few preliminary remarks he plunged into the questions in
+which he was deeply interested. He feared the spread of communism
+and vividly described its efforts to destroy the church, ruin
+religion, extirpate faith, and predicted that if successful it
+would destroy civilization.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I told him that I was deeply interested in the encyclical he had
+recently issued to reconcile or make more harmonious the relations
+between capital and labor. He commenced speaking upon that
+subject, and in a few minutes I saw that I was to be privileged
+to hear an address from one who as priest and bishop had been
+one of the most eloquent orators of the age. In his excitement he
+leaned forward, grasping the arms of the throne, the color returned
+to his cheeks, his eyes flashed, his voice was vibrant, and I was
+the audience, the entranced audience of the best speech I ever
+heard upon the question of labor and capital.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was fearful on account of his health, that the exertion might be
+too great, and so arose to leave. He again said to me, and taking
+my hand: "I know all about you and am very grateful to you that
+in your official capacity as president of the New York Central
+Railroad you are treating so fairly the Catholics. I know that
+among your employees twenty-eight thousand are of the Catholic
+faith, and not one of them has ever known any discrimination
+because of their belief, but all of them have equal opportunities
+with the others for the rewards of their profession and protection
+in their employment."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The next day he sent a special messenger for a renewal of the
+conversation, but unhappily I had left Rome the night before.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During my stay in Rome of four days I had visited most of its
+antiquities, its famous churches, and spent several hours in the
+Vatican gallery. Our American minister, one of the most accomplished
+of our diplomats, Mr. William Potter, had also given me a dinner,
+where I was privileged to meet many celebrities of the time.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Among English statesmen I found in Lord Salisbury an impressive
+figure. In a long conversation I had with him at the Foreign Office
+he talked with great freedom on the relations between the
+United States and Great Britain. He was exceedingly anxious that
+friendly conditions should continue and became most cordial.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The frequent disposition on the part of American politicians to
+issue a challenge or create eruptions disturbed him. I think he
+was in doubt when President Cleveland made his peremptory demands
+on the Venezuela boundary question if the president recognized
+their serious importance, both for the present and the future. He,
+however, reluctantly yielded to the arbitration, won a complete
+victory, and was satisfied that such irritating questions were
+mainly political and for election purposes, and had better be met
+in a conciliatory spirit.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember a garden-party at Hatfield House, the historical home
+of the Cecils, given in honor of King Victor Emmanuel III, who
+had recently come to the throne. Lord Salisbury was of gigantic
+proportions physically, while the king was undersized. The contrast
+between the two was very striking, especially when they were in
+animated conversation&mdash;the giant prime minister talking down to
+His Majesty, and he with animated gestures talking up to the premier.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is not too great a stretch of imagination, when one knows how
+traditional interviews and conversations between European rulers
+affect their relations, present and future, to find in that
+entertainment and conference that the seed there was sown for
+the entrance of Italy, at one of the crises of the Great War, on
+the side of the Allies and against Germany, to whom she was bound
+by the Triple Alliance.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Gladstone said to me at one time: "I have recently met a most
+interesting countryman of yours. He is one of the best-informed
+and able men of any country whom I have had the pleasure of talking
+with for a long time, and he is in London now. I wish you would
+tell me all about him."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Gladstone could not recall his name. As there were a number
+of American congressmen in London, I asked: "Was he a congressman?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No," he answered; "he had a more important office."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I then remembered that DeWitt Clinton, when a United States senator,
+resigned to become mayor of the City of New York. On that
+inspiration I asked: "Mayor of the City of New York?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Yes, that is it," Mr. Gladstone answered.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I then told him that it was Abram S. Hewitt, and gave him a
+description of Mr. Hewitt's career. Mr. Gladstone was most
+enthusiastic about him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was my fortune to know Mr. Hewitt very well for many years.
+He richly merited Mr. Gladstone's encomium. He was one of the
+most versatile and able Americans in public or private life during
+his time. His father was an English tenant-farmer who moved with
+his family to the United States. Mr. Hewitt received a liberal
+education and became a great success both in business and public
+life. He was much more than a business man, mayor of New York,
+or a congressman&mdash;he was public-spirited and a wise reformer.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Hewitt told me two interesting incidents in his career. When
+he visited England he was received with many and flattering
+attentions. Among his invitations was a week-end to the home
+of the nobleman upon whose estates his father had been a
+tenant-farmer. When Mr. Hewitt told the nobleman, who was
+entertaining him as a distinguished American, about his father's
+former relations as one of his tenants, the nobleman said: "Your
+father made a great mistake in giving up his farm and emigrating
+to the United States. He should have remained here."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Hewitt said: "But, my lord, so far as I am concerned I do
+not think so."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Why?" asked his lordship.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Because," answered Mr. Hewitt, "then I could never have been a
+guest on equal terms in your house."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Hewitt was one of the foremost iron founders and steel
+manufacturers of the country. At the time of our Civil War our
+government was very short of guns, and we were unable to manufacture
+them because we did not know the secret of gun-metal.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The government sent Mr. Hewitt abroad to purchase guns. The English
+gunmakers at once saw the trouble he was in and took advantage
+of it. They demanded prices several times greater than they were
+asking from other customers, and refused to give him any information
+about the manufacture of gun-metal.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After he had made the contract, with all its exorbitant conditions,
+he went to his hotel and invited the foreman of each department
+of the factory to meet him. They all came. Mr. Hewitt explained
+to them his mission, and found that they were sympathetic with
+Mr. Lincoln and his administration and the Union cause. Then he
+told them of the trouble he had had with their employers, and the
+hard terms which they had imposed. He asked them then all about
+the manufacture of gun-metal. Each one of the foremen was very
+clear and explicit as to his part, and so when they had all spoken,
+Mr. Hewitt, with his expert knowledge of the business, knew all
+the secrets of the manufacture of gun-metal, which he, of course,
+gave to the government at Washington for use in their several
+arsenals and shops.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Now," he said to his guests, "you have done me a great favor.
+I will return it. Your company is obliged by the contract to
+deliver this immense order within a limited time. They are going
+to make an enormous amount of money out of it. You strike and
+demand what you think is right, and you will get it immediately."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The gun company made a huge profit but had to share some of it
+with their workers. It was an early instance of the introduction
+of profit-sharing, which has now become common all over the world.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most interesting Englishmen, whom I saw much of both
+in London and in the United States, was Sir Henry Irving. The world
+of art, drama, and history owes much to him for his revival of
+Shakespeare. Irving was a genius in his profession, and in private
+life perfectly delightful.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He gave me a dinner and it was, like everything he did, original.
+Instead of the usual formal entertainment, he had the dinner at
+one of the old royal castles in the country, which had become a
+very exclusive hotel. He carried us out there in coaches.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The company of authors, playwrights, and men of affairs made the
+entertainment late and the evening memorable. Returning home
+on the top of the coach, the full moon would appear and reappear,
+but was generally under a cloud. Irving remarked: "I do much
+better with that old moon in my theatre. I make it shine or
+obscure it with clouds, as the occasion requires."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I received a note from him at the time of his last visit to the
+United States, in which he said that a friend from the western part
+of the country was giving him a dinner at Delmonico's to precede
+his sailing in the early morning on his voyage home. The company
+was to be large and all good friends, and he had the positive
+assurance that there would be no speaking, and wished I would come.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The dinner was everything that could be desired. The company was
+a wonderful one of distinguished representatives of American life.
+The hours passed along rapidly and joyously, as many of these
+original men contributed story, racy adventure, or song.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Suddenly the host arose and said: "Gentlemen, we have with us
+to-night&mdash;" Of course, that meant an introductory speech about
+Irving and a reply from the guest. Irving turned to me, and in
+his deepest and most tragic Macbeth voice said: "God damn his
+soul to hell!" However, he rose to the occasion, and an hour or
+so afterwards, when everybody else had spoken, not satisfied with
+his first effort, he arose and made a much better and longer
+speech. He was an admirable after-dinner speaker as well as
+an unusual actor. His wonderful presentations, not only of
+Shakespeare's but of other dramas, did very much for the stage
+both in his own country and in ours.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Those who heard him only in his last year had no conception of
+him in his prime. In his later years he fell into the fault, so
+common with public speakers and actors, of running words together
+and failing to articulate clearly. I have known a fine speech and
+a superior sermon and a great part in a play ruined because of
+the failure to articulate clearly. The audience could not follow
+the speaker and so lost interest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Sir Henry told me a delightful story about Disraeli. A young
+relative of Irving's took orders and became a clergyman in the
+Established Church. At the request of Irving, Disraeli appointed
+this young man one of the curates at Windsor.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One day the clergyman came to Irving in great distress and said:
+"The unexpected has happened. Every one has dropped out, and
+I have been ordered to preach on Sunday."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Irving took him to see Disraeli for advice. The prime minister
+said to the young clergyman: "If you preach thirty minutes,
+Her Majesty will be bored. If you preach fifteen minutes,
+Her Majesty will be pleased. If you preach ten minutes, Her Majesty
+will be delighted."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"But," said the young clergyman, "my lord, what can a preacher
+possibly say in only ten minutes?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"That," answered the statesman, "will be a matter of indifference
+to Her Majesty."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Sir Frederick Leighton, the eminent English artist, and at one time
+president of the Royal Academy, was one of the most charming men
+of his time. His reminiscences were delightful and told with rare
+dramatic effect. I remember a vivid description which he gave me
+of the wedding of one of the British royalties with a German
+princess. Sir Frederick was one of the large and distinguished
+delegation which accompanied the prince.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The principality of the bride's father had been shorn of territory,
+power, and revenue during the centuries. Nevertheless, at the
+time of the wedding he maintained a ministry, the same as in the
+Middle Ages, and a miniature army. Palaces, built centuries
+before, housed the Cabinet.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The minister of foreign affairs came to Sir Frederick and unbosomed
+himself of his troubles. He said: "According to the usual
+procedure I ought to give a ball in honor of the union of our house
+with the royal family of England. My palace is large enough, but
+my salary is only eight hundred a year, and the expense would eat
+up the whole of it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Sir Frederick said: "Your Excellency can overcome the difficulty
+in an original way. The state band can furnish the music, and
+that will cost nothing. When the time comes for the banquet,
+usher the guests with due ceremony to a repast of beer and pretzels."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The minister followed the instructions. The whole party appreciated
+the situation, and the minister was accredited with the most
+brilliant and successful ball the old capital had known for a century.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+For several years one of the most interesting men in Europe was
+the Duke d'Aumale, son of Louis Philippe. He was a statesman
+and a soldier of ability and a social factor of the first rank.
+He alone of the French royalty was relieved from the decree of
+perpetual banishment and permitted to return to France and enjoy
+his estates. In recognition of this he gave his famous chateau
+and property at Chantilly to the French Academy. The gift was
+valued at ten millions of dollars. In the chateau at Chantilly
+is a wonderful collection of works of art.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember at one dinner, where the duke was the guest of honor,
+those present, including the host, were mostly new creations in
+the British peerage. After the conversation had continued for
+some time upon the fact that a majority of the House of Lords had
+been raised to the peerage during the reign of Queen Victoria,
+those present began to try and prove that on account of their
+ancient lineage they were exempt from the rule of parvenu peers.
+The duke was very tolerant with this discussion and, as always,
+the soul of politeness.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The host said: "Your Royal Highness, could you oblige us with
+a sketch of your ancestry?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Oh, certainly," answered the duke; "it is very brief. My family,
+the Philippes, are descendants from AEneas of Troy, and AEneas
+was the son of Venus." The mushrooms seemed smaller than even
+the garden variety.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The duke was talking to me at one time very interestingly about the
+visit of his father to America. At the time of the French Revolution
+his father had to flee for his life and came to the United States.
+He was entertained at Mount Vernon by Washington. He told me
+that after his father became King of France, he would often
+hesitate, or refuse to do something or write something which his
+ministers desired. The king's answer always was: "When I visited
+that greatest man of all the world, General Washington, at his
+home, I asked him at one time: 'General, is it not possible that
+in your long and wonderful career as a soldier and statesman that
+you have made mistakes?' The general answered: 'I have never
+done anything which I cared to recall or said anything which I would
+not repeat,' and the king would say: 'I cannot do that or sign
+that, because if I do I cannot say for myself what General Washington
+said of himself.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The duke asked me to spend a week-end with him at Chantilly, and
+it is one of the regrets of my life that I was unable to accept.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I happened to be in London on two successive Sundays. On the first
+I went to Westminster Abbey to hear Canon Farrar preach. The
+sermon was worthy of its wonderful setting. Westminster Abbey is
+one of the most inspiring edifices in the world. The orator has to
+reach a high plane to be worthy of its pulpit. I have heard many
+dull discourses there because the surroundings refuse to harmonize
+with mediocrity. The sermon of Canon Farrar was classic. It
+could easily have taken a place among the gems of English
+literature. It seemed to me to meet whatever criticism the eminent
+dead, buried in that old mausoleum, might have of these modern
+utterances. I left the Abbey spiritually and mentally elated.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The next Sunday I went to hear Charles Spurgeon. It was a wonderful
+contrast. Spurgeon's Metropolitan Tabernacle was a very plain
+structure of immense proportions but with admirable acoustics.
+There was none of the historic enshrining the church, which is
+the glory of Westminster Abbey, no church vestments or ceremonials.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Spurgeon, a plain, stocky-looking man, came out on the platform
+dressed in an ordinary garb of black coat, vest, and trousers.
+It was a vast audience of what might be called middle-class people.
+Mr. Spurgeon's sermon was a plain, direct, and exceedingly forcible
+appeal to their judgment and emotions. There was no attempt at
+rhetoric, but hard, hammerlike blows. As he rose in his indignation
+and denunciation of some current evils, and illustrated his
+argument with the Old Testament examples of the punishment of
+sinners, the audience became greatly excited. One of the officers
+of the church, in whose pew I sat, groaned aloud and gripped his
+hands so that the nails left their mark. Others around him were
+in the same frame of mind and spirit.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I saw there and then that the men who fought with Cromwell and won
+the battle of Naseby had in modern England plenty of descendants.
+They had changed only in outward deference to modern usages and
+conditions. If there had been occasion, Mr. Spurgeon could have
+led them for any sacrifice to what they believed to be right.
+I felt the power of that suppressed feeling&mdash;I would not say
+fanaticism, but intense conscientiousness&mdash;which occasionally
+in elections greatly surprises English politicians.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Canon Farrar's sermon easily takes its place among the selected
+books of the library. Spurgeon's address was straight from the
+shoulder, blow for blow, for the needs of the hour.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+One of the novel incidents of the generous hospitality which I
+enjoyed every year in London was a dinner at the Athenaeum Club
+given to me by one of the members of the government at that time.
+He was a gentleman of high rank and political importance. There
+were twenty-six at the dinner, and it was a representative gathering.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At the conclusion our host made a very cordial speech on more
+intimate relations between the United States and Great Britain,
+and then in a complimentary phrase introduced me, saying: "I hope
+you will speak freely and without limit."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was encouraged by a most sympathetic audience and had a good
+time during my effort. No one else was called upon. My host was
+complimentary and said: "Your speech was so satisfactory that
+I thought best not to have any more."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Some time afterwards he said to me: "Many of my friends had heard
+of you but never heard you, so I made up my mind to give them
+the opportunity, and what was really a purely social affair for
+every other guest, I turned into an international occasion just
+to draw you out. However, the fraud, if it was a fraud, was an
+eminent success."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+No one in England did more for Americans than Sir Henry Lucy.
+Every American knew all about him, because of his reputation, and
+particularly because he was the author of that most interesting
+column in Punch called the "Essence of Parliament."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At his luncheons he gathered eminent men in public life and in
+the literary and journalistic activities of Great Britain. These
+luncheons were most informal, and under the hospitable genius
+of Lucy the guests became on intimate terms. There was no table
+in London where so many racy stories and sometimes valuable
+historical reminiscences could be heard.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To be a guest at one of Sir Lucy's luncheons was for an American
+to meet on familiar terms with distinguished men whom he knew all
+about and was most anxious to see and hear.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At a large dinner I had a pleasant encounter with Sir Henry.
+In order to meet another engagement, he tried to slip quietly
+out while I was speaking. I caught sight of his retreating figure
+and called loudly the refrain of the familiar song, "Linger longer,
+Lucy." The shout of the crowd brought Sir Henry back, and the
+other entertainment lost a guest.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+In several of my visits to London I went to see not only places
+of interest but also houses and streets made famous in English
+literature. In one of my many trips to St. Paul's Cathedral I was
+looking at the tomb of the Duke of Wellington in the crypt and
+also at the modest tomb of Cruikshank, the artist, near by.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The superintendent asked me who I was and many questions about
+America, and then said: "Many Americans come here, but the most
+remarkable of them all was Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll. He was
+very inquisitive and wanted to know all about Wellington's tomb.
+I told him that the duke's body was first put in a wooden coffin,
+and this was incased in steel; that this had made for it a position
+in a stone weighing twenty tons and over that was a huge stone
+weighing forty tons. He gave me a slap on the back which sent
+me flying quite a distance and exclaimed: 'Old man, you have
+got him safe. If he ever escapes cable at my expense to
+Robert G. Ingersoll, Peoria, Illinois, U. S. A.'"
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I had an opportunity to know that the war by Germany against France
+and England was a surprise to both countries. While in London
+during part of June, 1914, I met Cabinet ministers and members
+of Parliament, and their whole thought and anxiety were concentrated
+on the threatened revolution in Ireland.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Cabinet had asked the king to intervene and he had called
+representatives of all parties to meet him at Buckingham Palace.
+After many consultations he declared settlement or compromise were
+impossible. The situation was so critical that it absorbed the
+attention of the government, the press, and the public.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+About the first of July I was in Paris and found the French worried
+about their finances and the increase in their military expenses
+which were reaching threatening figures. The syndicate of French
+bankers were seriously alarmed. There was no suspicion of German
+purpose and preparations for attack.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While in Geneva a few weeks afterwards I became alarmed by letters
+from relatives in Germany who were socially intimate with people
+holding very important positions in the government and the army,
+and their apprehensions from what their German friends told them
+and what they saw led to their joining us in Switzerland.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One day the Swiss refused to take foreign money or to make exchange
+for Swiss, or to cash letters of credit or bank checks. I immediately
+concluded that the Swiss bankers knew of or suspected Germany's
+hostile intentions, and with only two hours, and two families
+with their trunks to pack, we managed to reach and secure
+accommodations on the regular train for Paris. There was nothing
+unusual either at the railroad station or in the city.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the amusing incidents which are my life-preservers occurred
+at the station. Two elderly English spinsters were excitedly
+discussing the currency trouble. One of them smoothed out a bank
+of England note and said to her sister: "There, Sarah, is a bank
+of England note which has been good as gold all over the world
+since Christ came to earth, and these Swiss pigs won't take it."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I told this incident afterwards to a banker in London. He said
+they were very ignorant women, there were no bank of England notes
+at that time.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+German hostility developed so rapidly that our train was the last
+which left Switzerland for France for nearly two months. We were
+due in Paris at ten o'clock in the evening, but did not arrive until
+the next morning because of the mobilization of French recruits.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The excitement in Paris was intense. A French statesman said
+to me: "We are doing our best to avoid war. Our troops are kept
+ten kilometres from the frontier, but the Germans have crossed
+and seized strategic points. They will hear nothing and accept
+nothing and are determined to crush us if they can."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+From all ranks of the people was heard: "We will fight to the
+last man, but we are outnumbered and will be destroyed unless
+England helps. Will England help? Will England help?" I have
+been through several crises but never witnessed nor felt such
+a reaction to ecstatic joy as occurred when Great Britain joined
+France.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The restrictions on leaving Paris required time, patience, and
+all the resources of our Embassy to get us out of France. The
+helpfulness, resourcefulness, and untiring efforts of our Ambassador,
+Myron T. Herrick, won the gratitude of all Americans whom the war
+had interned on the continent and who must get home.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was a remarkable change in England. When we left in July
+there was almost hysteria over the threatening civil war. In October
+the people were calm though involved in the greatest war in their
+history. They did not minimize the magnitude of the struggle, or
+the sacrifices it would require. There was a characteristic grim
+determination to see the crisis through, regardless of cost.
+Cabinet ministers whom I met thought the war would last three years.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The constant appeal to me, as to other Americans, was, "When will
+you join us? If we fail it is your turn next. It is autocracy and
+militarism against civilization, liberty, and representative
+government for the whole world."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We had a perilous and anxious voyage home and found few grasping
+the situation or working to be prepared for the inevitable, except
+Theodore Roosevelt and General Wood.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap20"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XX. ORATORS AND CAMPAIGN SPEAKERS
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+During my college days at Yale Wendell Phillips, William Lloyd Garrison,
+and Henry Ward Beecher were frequent lecturers, and generally
+on the slavery question. I have heard most of the great orators
+of the world, but none of them produced such an immediate and
+lasting effect upon their audience as Wendell Phillips. He was
+the finest type of a cultured New Englander. He was the recipient
+of the best education possible in his time and with independent
+means which enabled him to pursue his studies and career. Besides,
+he was one of the handsomest men I ever saw upon the platform,
+and in his inspired moments met one's imaginative conception
+of a Greek god.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Phillips rarely made a gesture or spoke above the conversational,
+but his musical voice reached the remotest comers of the hall.
+The eager audience, fearful of losing a word, would bend forward
+with open mouths as well as attentive ears. It was always a
+hostile audience at the beginning of Mr. Phillips's address, but
+before the end he swayed them to applause, tears, or laughter,
+as a skilled performer upon a perfect instrument. His subject
+was nearly always slavery, his views very extreme and for immediate
+abolition, but at that time he had a very small following.
+Nevertheless, his speeches, especially because of the riots and
+controversies they caused, set people thinking, and largely
+increased the hostility to slavery, especially to its extension.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met Mr. Phillips one evening, after a lecture, at the house of
+Professor Goodrich. He was most courtly and considerate to students
+and invited questions. While I was charmed, even captivated, by
+his eloquence, I had at that time very little sympathy with his
+views. I said to him: "Mr. Phillips, your attack to-night upon
+Caleb Cushing, one of the most eminent and able public men in
+the country, was very vitriolic and most destructive of character
+and reputation. It seems so foreign to all I know of you that,
+if you will pardon me, I would like to know why you did it." He
+answered: "I have found that people, as a rule, are not interested
+in principles or their discussions. They are so absorbed in their
+personal affairs that they do very little thinking upon matters
+outside their business or vocation. They embody a principle in
+some public man in whom they have faith, and so that man stands
+for a great body of truth or falsehood, and may be exceedingly
+dangerous because a large following connects the measure with
+the man, and, therefore, if I can destroy the man who represents a
+vicious principle I have destroyed the principle." It did not strike
+me favorably at the time, nor does it now. Nevertheless, in politics
+and in the battles of politics it represents a dynamic truth.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The perfect preparation of a speech was, in Wendell Phillip's
+view, that one in which the mental operations were assisted in
+no way by outside aid. Only two or three times in his life did
+he prepare with pen and paper an address, and he felt that these
+speeches were the poorest of his efforts. He was constantly
+studying the art of oratory. In his daily walks or in his library
+metaphors and similes were suggested, which he tucked away in
+his memory, and he even studied action as he watched the muscular
+movements of men whom he saw in public places. He believed that
+a perfect speech could be prepared only after intense mental
+concentration. Of course the mind must first be fortified by such
+reading as provided facts. Having thus saturated his mind with
+information, he would frequently lie extended for hours upon his
+sofa, with eyes closed, making mental arrangements for the address.
+In fact, he used to write his speeches mentally, as Victor Hugo
+is said to have written some of his poems. A speech thus prepared,
+Phillips thought, was always at the command of the speaker. It
+might vary upon every delivery, and could be altered to meet
+emergencies with the audience, but would always be practically
+the same.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This method of preparation explains what has been a mystery to
+many persons. The several reports of Phillips's lecture on
+"The Lost Arts" differ in phraseology and even in arrangement.
+Mr. Phillips did not read his speeches in print, and, therefore,
+never revised one. He was firmly of the belief that the printed
+thought and the spoken thought should be expressed in different
+form, and that the master of one form could not be the master
+of the other.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met many young men like myself in the canvass of 1856, and also
+made many acquaintances of great value in after-life. It was
+difficult for the older stump speakers to change the addresses
+they had been delivering for years, so that the young orators,
+with their fresh enthusiasm, their intense earnestness and undoubting
+faith, were more popular with the audiences, who were keenly alive
+to the issues raised then by the new Republican party.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Republican party was composed of Whigs and anti-slavery
+Democrats. In this first campaign the old-timers among the Whigs
+and the Democrats could not get over their long antagonism and
+distrusted each other. The young men, whether their ancestry was
+Democratic or Whig, were the amalgam which rapidly fused all
+elements, so that the party presented a united front in the campaign
+four years afterwards when Mr. Lincoln was elected.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the course of that campaign I had as fellow speakers many times
+on the platform statesmen of national reputation. These gentlemen,
+with few exceptions, made heavy, ponderous, and platitudinous
+speeches. If they ever had possessed humor they were afraid of it.
+The crowd, however, would invariably desert the statesman for
+the speaker who could give them amusement with instruction. The
+elder statesmen said by way of advice: "While the people want
+to be amused, they have no faith in a man or woman with wit or
+anecdote. When it comes to the election of men to conduct public
+affairs, they invariably prefer serious men." There is no doubt
+that a reputation for wit has seriously impaired the prospects
+of many of the ablest men in the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The only exception to this rule was Abraham Lincoln. But when
+he ran for president the first time he was comparatively unknown
+outside his State of Illinois. The campaign managers in their
+literature put forward only his serious speeches, which were very
+remarkable, especially the one he delivered in Cooper Union,
+New York, which deeply impressed the thoughtful men of the East.
+He could safely tell stories and jokes after he had demonstrated
+his greatness as president. Then the people regarded his
+story-telling as the necessary relief and relaxation of an
+overburdened and overworked public servant. But before he had
+demonstrated his genius as an executive, they would probably have
+regarded these same traits as evidences of frivolity, unfitting
+the possessor for great and grave responsibilities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had a very interesting talk on the subject with General Garfield,
+when he was running for president. He very kindly said to me:
+"You have every qualification for success in public life; you might
+get anywhere and to the highest places except for your humor.
+I know its great value to a speaker before an audience, but it is
+dangerous at the polls. When I began in politics, soon after
+graduation, I found I had a keen sense of humor, and that made
+me the most sought-after of all our neighborhood speakers, but
+I also soon discovered it was seriously impairing the public
+opinion of me for responsible positions, so I decided to cut it
+out. It was very difficult, but I have succeeded so thoroughly
+that I can no longer tell a story or appreciate the point of one
+when it is told to me. Had I followed my natural bent I should
+not now be the candidate of my party for President of the
+United States."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The reason so few men are humorists is that they are very shy of
+humor. My own observations in studying the lives and works of
+our public men demonstrate how thoroughly committed to this idea
+they have been. There is not a joke, nor a mot, nor a scintilla
+of humor irradiating the Revolutionary statesmen. There is a
+stilted dignity about their utterances which shows that they were
+always posing in heroic attitudes. If they lived and moved in
+family, social, and club life, as we understand it, the gloom of
+their companionship accounts for the enjoyment which their
+contemporaries took in the three hours' sermons then common from
+the pulpit.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As we leave the period of Washington, Hamilton, Jefferson, and
+the Adamses, we find no humor in the next generation. The only
+relief from the tedium of argument and exhaustless logic is found
+in the savage sarcasm of John Randolph, which was neither wit
+nor humor.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A witty illustration or an apt story will accomplish more than
+columns of argument. The old-time audience demanded a speech
+of not less than two hours' duration and expected three. The
+audience of to-day grows restive after the first hour, and is
+better pleased with forty minutes. It prefers epigrams to arguments
+and humor to rhetoric. It is still true, however, that the press
+presents to readers from a speaker who indulges in humor only
+the funny part of his effort, and he is in serious danger of
+receiving no credit for ability in the discussion of great questions,
+no matter how conspicuous that ability may be. The question is
+always presented to a frequent speaker whether he shall win the
+applause of the audience and lose the flattering opinion of the
+critics, or bore his audience and be complimented by readers
+for wisdom.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I look back over sixty-five years on the platform in public
+speaking, and the success of different methods before audiences,
+political, literary, business, or a legislative committee, or a
+legislature itself, and especially when I consider my own pleasure
+in the efforts, the results and compensations have been far greater
+than the attainment of any office. For, after all, a man might
+be dull and a bore to himself and others for a lifetime and have
+the reputation of being a serious thinker and a solid citizen,
+and yet never reach the presidency.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was always a delight to listen to George W. Curtis. He was
+a finished orator of the classic type, but not of the Demosthenian
+order. His fine personal appearance, his well-modulated and
+far-reaching voice, and his refined manner at once won the favor
+of his audience. He was a splendid type of the scholar in politics.
+In preparing a speech he took as much pains as he did with a
+volume which he was about to publish.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I accepted under great pressure the invitation to deliver the
+oration at the unveiling of the Bartholdi Statue of Liberty in
+New York harbor, because the time was so short, only a few days.
+Mr. Curtis said to me afterwards: "I was very much surprised that
+you accepted that invitation. I declined it because there was only
+a month left before the unveiling. I invariably refuse an invitation
+for an important address unless I can have three months. I take
+one month to look up authorities and carefully prepare it and then
+lay it on the shelf for a month. During that period, while you
+are paying no attention to the matter, your mind is unconsciously
+at work upon it. When you resume correcting your manuscript you
+find that in many things about which you thought well you have
+changed your mind. Leisurely corrections and additions will
+perfect the address."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As my orations and speeches have always been the by-product of
+spare evenings and Sundays taken from an intensely active and busy
+life, if I had followed any of these examples my twelve volumes of
+speeches would never have seen the light of day.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the greatest orators of his generation, and I might say of
+ours, was Robert G. Ingersoll. I was privileged to meet
+Colonel Ingersoll many times, and on several occasions to be
+a speaker on the same platform. The zenith of his fame was reached
+by his "plumed-knight" speech, nominating James G. Blaine for
+president at the national Republican convention in 1876. It was
+the testimony of all the delegates that if the vote could have
+been taken immediately at the conclusion of the speech, Mr. Blaine
+would have been elected.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Colonel Ingersoll carried off the oratorical honors that campaign
+in a series of speeches, covering the whole country. I say a
+series of speeches; he really had but one, which was the most
+effective campaign address I ever heard, but which he delivered
+over and over again, and every time with phenomenal success,
+a success the like of which I have never known. He delivered it
+to an immense audience in New York, and swept them off their feet.
+He repeated this triumph the next day at an open-air meeting in
+Wall Street, and again the next day at a great gathering in
+New Jersey. The newspapers printed the speech in full every day
+after its delivery, as if it had been a new and first utterance
+of the great orator.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I spoke with him several times when he was one of the speakers
+after an important dinner. It was a rare treat to hear him. The
+effort apparently was impromptu, and that added to its effect upon
+his auditors. That it was thoroughly prepared I found by hearing
+it several times, always unchanged and always producing the same
+thrilling effect.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He spoke one night at Cooper Institute at a celebration by the
+colored people of Mr. Lincoln's proclamation emancipating them
+from slavery. As usual he was master of the occasion and of his
+audience. He was then delivering a series of addresses attacking
+the Bible. His mind was full of that subject, and apparently he
+could not help assailing the faith of the negroes by asking, if
+there was a God of justice and mercy, why did he leave them so
+long in slavery or permit them ever to be slaves.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To an emotional audience like the one before him it was a most
+dangerous attack upon faith. I was so fond of the colonel and
+such an intense admirer of him, I hated to controvert him, but
+felt it was necessary to do so. The religious fervor which is so
+intense with the colored people, made it comparatively easy to
+restore their faith, if it had been weakened, and to bring them
+to a recognition of the fact that their blessings had all come
+from God.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Probably the most brilliant speaker of the period immediately
+preceding the Civil War was Thomas Corwin, of Ohio. We have
+on the platform in these times no speaker of his type. He had
+remarkable influence whenever he participated in debate in the
+House of Representatives. On the stump or hustings he would draw
+audiences away from Henry Clay or any of the famous speakers of
+the time. I sometimes wonder if our more experienced and more
+generally educated audiences of to-day would be swayed by Corwin's
+methods. He had to the highest degree every element of effective
+speech. He could put his audience in tears or hilarious laughter,
+or arouse cheers. He told more stories and told them better than
+any one else, and indulged freely in what is called Fourth of July
+exaggeration. He would relieve a logical presentation which was
+superb and unanswerable by a rhetorical flight of fancy, or by
+infectious humor. Near the close of his life he spoke near
+New York, and his great reputation drew to the meeting the
+representatives of the metropolitan press. He swept the audience
+off their feet, but the comment of the journals was very critical
+and unfavorable, both of the speech and the orator. It was an
+illustration of what I have often met with: of a speech which was
+exactly the right thing for the occasion and crowd, but lost its
+effect in publication. Corwin's humor barred his path to great
+office, and he saw many ordinary men advance ahead of him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The most potent factor in the destruction of his enemies and
+buttressing his own cause was his inimitable wit and humor. In
+broad statesmanship, solid requirements, and effective eloquence,
+he stood above the successful mediocrity of his time&mdash;the Buchanans
+and the Polks, the Franklin Pierces and the Winfield Scotts&mdash;like
+a star of the first magnitude above the Milky Way. But in later
+years he thought the failure to reach the supreme recognition to
+which he was entitled was due to his humor having created the
+impression in the minds of his countrymen that he was not a serious
+person.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Wayne MacVeagh was a very interesting and original speaker. He
+had a finished and cultured style and a very attractive delivery.
+He was past master of sarcasm as well as of burning eloquence on
+patriotic themes. When I was a freshman at Yale he was a senior.
+I heard him very often at our debating society, the Linonian, where
+he gave promise of his future success. His father-in-law was
+Simon Cameron, secretary of war, and he was one of the party which
+went with Mr. Lincoln to Gettysburg and heard Lincoln's famous
+address. He told me that it did not produce much impression at
+the time, and it was long after before the country woke up to its
+surpassing excellence, and he did not believe the story still
+current that Mr. Lincoln wrote it on an envelope while on the train
+to Gettysburg.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+MacVeagh became one of the leaders of the American bar and was
+at one time attorney-general of the United States. He was successful
+as a diplomat as minister to Turkey and to Italy.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I heard him on many occasions and spoke with him on many after-dinner
+platforms. As an after-dinner speaker he was always at his best
+if some one attacked him, because he had a very quick temper. He
+got off on me a witticism which had considerable vogue at the time.
+When I was elected president of the New York Central Railroad,
+the Yale Association of New York gave me a dinner. It was largely
+attended by distinguished Yale graduates from different parts of
+the country. MacVeagh was one of the speakers. In the course of
+his speech he said: "I was alarmed when I found that our friend
+Chauncey had been elected president of the most unpopular railroad
+there is in the country. But rest assured, my friends, that he
+will change the situation, and before his administration is closed
+make it the most popular of our railroad corporations, because
+he will bring the stock within the reach of the poorest citizen
+of the land." The stock was then at the lowest point in its history
+on account of its life-and-death fight with the West Shore Railroad,
+and so, of course, the reverse of my friend MacVeagh's prediction
+was not difficult.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the greatest and most remarkable orators of his time was
+Henry Ward Beecher. I never met his equal in readiness and
+versatility. His vitality was infectious. He was a big, healthy,
+vigorous man with the physique of an athlete, and his intellectual
+fire and vigor corresponded with his physical strength. There
+seemed to be no limit to his ideas, anecdotes, illustrations, and
+incidents. He had a fervid imagination and wonderful power of
+assimilation and reproduction and the most observant of eyes. He
+was drawing material constantly from the forests, the flowers,
+the gardens, and the domestic animals in the fields and in the
+house, and using them most effectively in his sermons and speeches.
+An intimate friend of mine, a country doctor and great admirer of
+Mr. Beecher, became a subscriber to the weekly paper in which was
+printed his Sunday sermon, and carefully guarded a file of them
+which he made. He not only wanted to read the sermons of his
+favorite preacher, but he believed him to have infinite variety,
+and was constantly examining the efforts of his idol to see if
+he could not find an illustration, anecdote, or idea repeated.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Beecher seemed to be teeming with ideas all the time, almost
+to the point of bursting. While most orators are relying upon
+their libraries and their commonplace book, and their friends for
+material, he apparently found more in every twenty-four hours than
+he could use. His sermons every Sunday appeared in the press.
+He lectured frequently; several times a week he delivered
+after-dinner speeches, and during such intervals as he had he
+made popular addresses, spoke at meetings on municipal and general
+reform, and on patriotic occasions. One of the most effective,
+and for the time one of the most eloquent addresses I ever heard
+in my life was the one he delivered at the funeral of Horace Greeley.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the sentiment in England in favor of the the South in our
+Civil War seemed to be growing to a point where Great Britain
+might recognize the Southern Confederacy, Mr. Lincoln asked
+Mr. Beecher to go over and present the Union side. Those speeches
+of Mr. Beecher, a stranger in a strange country, to hostile
+audiences, were probably as extraordinary an evidence of oratorical
+power as was ever known. He captured audiences, he overcame
+the hostility of persistent disturbers of the meetings, and with
+his ready wit overwhelmed the heckler.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At one of the great meetings, when the sentiment was rapidly
+changing from hostility to favor, a man arose and asked Mr. Beecher:
+"If you people of the North are so strong and your cause is so
+good, why after all these years of fighting have you not licked
+the South?" Mr. Beecher's instant and most audacious reply was:
+"If the Southerners were Englishmen we would have licked them."
+With the English love of fair play, the retort was accepted with cheers.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While other orators were preparing, he seemed to be seeking
+occasions for talking and drawing from an overflowing reservoir.
+Frequently he would spend an hour with a crowd of admirers, just
+talking to them on any subject which might be uppermost in his
+mind. I knew an authoress who was always present at these
+gatherings, who took copious notes and reproduced them with great
+fidelity. There were circles of Beecher worshippers in many towns
+and in many States. This authoress used to come to New Haven
+in my senior year at Yale, and in a circle of Beecher admirers,
+which I was permitted to attend, would reproduce these informal
+talks of Mr. Beecher. He was the most ready orator, and with his
+almost feminine sympathies and emotional nature would add immensely
+to his formal speech by ideas which would occur to him in the heat
+of delivery, or with comment upon conversations which he had heard
+on the way to church or meeting.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I happened to be on a train with him on an all-day journey, and
+he never ceased talking in the most interesting and effective way,
+and pouring out from his rich and inexhaustible stores with
+remarkable lucidity and eloquence his views upon current topics,
+as well as upon recent literature, art, and world movements.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Beecher's famous trial on charges made by Theodore Tilton against
+him on relations with Tilton's wife engrossed the attention of the
+world. The charge was a shock to the religious and moral sense
+of countless millions of people. When the trial was over the
+public was practically convinced of Mr. Beecher's innocence. The
+jury, however, disagreed, a few holding out against him. The case
+was never again brought to trial. The trial lasted six months.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One evening when I was in Peekskill I went from our old homestead
+into the crowded part of the village, to be with old friends.
+I saw there a large crowd and also the village military and fire
+companies. I asked what it was all about, and was informed that
+the whole town was going out to Mr. Beecher's house, which was
+about one and one-half miles from the village, to join in a
+demonstration for his vindication. I took step with one of the
+companies to which I belonged when I was a boy, and marched out
+with the crowd.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The president of the village and leading citizens, one after
+another, mounted the platform, which was the piazza of Mr. Beecher's
+house, and expressed their confidence in him and the confidence
+of his neighbors, the villagers. Then Mr. Beecher said to me:
+"You were born in this town and are known all over the country.
+If you feel like saying something it would travel far." Of course,
+I was very glad of the opportunity because I believed in him.
+In the course of my speech I told a story which had wonderful
+vogue. I said: "Mr. Lincoln told me of an experience he had in
+his early practice when he was defending a man who had been
+accused of a vicious assault upon a neighbor. There were no
+witnesses, and under the laws of evidence at that time the accused
+could not testify. So the complainant had it all his own way.
+The only opportunity Mr. Lincoln had to help his client was to
+break down the accuser on a cross-examination. Mr. Lincoln said
+he saw that the accuser was a boastful and bumptious man, and so
+asked him: 'How much ground was there over which you and my client
+fought?' The witness answered proudly: 'Six acres, Mr. Lincoln.'
+'Well,' said Lincoln, 'don't you think this was a mighty small
+crop of fight to raise on such a large farm?' Mr. Lincoln said
+the judge laughed and so did the district attorney and the jury,
+and his client was acquitted."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The appositeness was in the six acres of ground of the Lincoln
+trial and of the six months of the Beecher trial. As this was a
+new story of Lincoln's, which had never been printed, and as it
+related to the trial of the most famous of preachers on the worst
+of charges that could be made against a preacher, the story was
+printed all over the country, and from friends and consular agents
+who sent me clippings I found was copied in almost every country
+in the world.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Beecher was one of the few preachers who was both most effective
+in the pulpit and, if possible, more eloquent upon the platform.
+When there was a moral issue involved he would address political
+audiences. In one campaign his speeches were more widely printed
+than those of any of the senators, members of the House, or
+governors who spoke. I remember one illustration of his about
+his dog, Noble, barking for hours at the hole from which a squirrel
+had departed, and was enjoying the music sitting calmly in the
+crotch of a tree. The illustration caught the fancy of the country
+and turned the laugh upon the opposition.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Hugh J. Hastings, at one time editor and proprietor of the
+Albany Knickerbocker, and subsequently of the New York Commercial
+Advertiser, was full of valuable reminiscences. He began life
+in journalism as a very young man under Thurlow Weed. This
+association made him a Whig. Very few Irishmen belonged to that
+party. Hastings was a born politician and organized an Irish Whig
+club. He told me that he worshipped Daniel Webster.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Webster, he said, once stopped over at Albany while passing through
+the State, and became a guest of one of Albany's leading citizens
+and its most generous host and entertainer. The gentleman gave
+in Webster's honor a large dinner at which were present all the
+notables of the capital.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Hastings organized a procession which grew to enormous proportions
+by the time it reached the residence where Mr. Webster was dining.
+When the guests came out, it was evident, according to Hastings,
+that they had been dining too well. This was not singular, because
+then no dinner was perfect in Albany unless there were thirteen
+courses and thirteen different kinds of wine, and the whole closed
+up with the famous Regency rum, which had been secured by Albany
+bon-vivants before the insurrection in the West Indies had stopped
+its manufacture. There was a kick in it which, if there had been
+no other brands preceding, was fatal to all except the strongest
+heads. I tested its powers myself when I was in office in Albany
+fifty-odd years ago.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Hastings said that when Webster began his speech he was as near
+his idol as possible and stood right in front of him. When the
+statesman made a gesture to emphasize a sentence he lost his hold
+on the balustrade and pitched forward. The young Irishman was
+equal to the occasion, and interposed an athletic arm, which
+prevented Mr. Webster from falling, and held him until he had
+finished his address. The fact that he could continue his address
+under such conditions increased, if that was possible, the admiration
+of young Hastings. Webster was one of the few men who, when drunk
+all over, had a sober head.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The speech was very effective, not only to that audience, but,
+as reported, all over the country. Hastings was sent for and
+escorted to the dining-room, where the guests had reassembled.
+Webster grasped him by the hand, and in his most Jovian way
+exclaimed: "Young man, you prevented me from disgracing myself.
+I thank you and will never forget you." Hastings reported his
+feelings as such that if he had died that night he had received
+of life all it had which was worth living for.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I do not know what were Mr. Webster's drinking habits, but the
+popular reports in regard to them had a very injurious effect upon
+young men and especially young lawyers. It was the universal
+conversation that Webster was unable to do his best work and have
+his mind at its highest efficiency except under the influence of
+copious drafts of brandy. Many a young lawyer believing this
+drank to excess, not because he loved alcohol, but because he
+believed its use might make him a second Webster.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Having lived in that atmosphere, I tried the experiment myself.
+Happily for me, I discovered how utterly false it is. I tried
+the hard liquors, brandy, whiskey, and gin, and then the wines.
+I found that all had a depressing and deadening effect upon the
+mind, but that there was a certain exhilaration, though not a
+healthy one, in champagne. I also discovered, and found the same
+was true with every one else, that the mind works best and produces
+the more satisfactory results without any alcohol whatever.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I doubt if any speaker, unless he has become dependent upon
+stimulants, can use them before making an important effort without
+having his mental machinery more or less clogged. I know it is
+reported that Addison, whose English has been the model of succeeding
+generations, in writing his best essays wore the carpet out while
+walking between sentences from the sideboard where the brandy
+was to his writing-table. But they had heroic constitutions and
+iron-clad digestive apparatus in those times, which have not been
+transmitted to their descendants.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I heard another story of Webster from Horace F. Clarke, a famous
+lawyer of New York, and a great friend of his. Mr. Clarke said
+that he had a case involving very large interests before the
+chancellor. He discovered that Mr. Webster was at the Astor House,
+and called upon him. Mr. Webster told him that his public and
+professional engagements were overwhelming, and that it was
+impossible for him to take up anything new. Clarke put a thousand
+dollars on the table and pleaded with Mr. Webster to accept a
+retainer. Clarke said that Webster looked longingly at the money,
+saying: "Young man, you cannot imagine, and I have no words which
+can express how much I need that money, but it is impossible.
+However, let me see your brief." Webster read it over and then
+said to Clarke: "You will not win on that brief, but if you will
+incorporate this, I think your case is all right." Clarke said
+that when he presented the brief and made his argument before
+the chancellor, the chancellor decided in his favor, wholly on
+the suggestion made by Mr. Webster. An eminent lawyer told me
+that studying Mr. Webster's arguments before the Supreme Court
+and the decisions made in those cases he discovered very often
+that the opinion of the court followed the reasoning of this
+marvellous advocate.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Henry J. Raymond told me the following story of Mr. William H. Seward.
+He said that one morning a messenger came to his office (Raymond
+at that time was editor of the New York Times) and said that
+Mr. Seward was at the Astor House and wanted to see me. When I
+arrived Mr. Seward said: "I am on my way to my home at Auburn,
+where I am expected to deliver a speech for the whole country in
+explanation and defense of our administration. [Johnson was
+president.] When I am ready I will wire you, and then send me
+one of your best reporters." About two weeks afterwards Mr. Raymond
+received this cryptic telegram from Mr. Seward: "Send me the man
+of whom I spoke."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the reporter returned he said to Mr. Raymond: "When I arrived
+at Auburn I expected that a great meeting had been advertised, but
+there were no handbills, notices, or anything in the local papers,
+so I went up to Mr. Seward's house. He said to me: 'I am very
+glad to see you. Have you your pencil and note-book? If so, we
+will make a speech.' After the dictation Mr. Seward said: 'Please
+write that out on every third line, so as to leave room for
+corrections, and bring it back to me in the morning.' When I gave
+the copy to Mr. Seward, he took it and kept it during the day,
+and when I returned in the evening the vacant space had been
+filled with corrections and new matter. Mr. Seward said to me:
+'Now make me a clean copy as corrected.' When I returned with
+the corrected copy he remarked: 'I think you and I made a very
+poor speech. Let us try it again.' The same process was repeated
+a second time, and this corrected copy of the speech was delivered
+in part to a few friends who were called into Mr. Seward's library
+for the occasion. The next morning these headlines appeared in
+all the leading papers in the country: 'GREAT SPEECH ON BEHALF
+OF THE ADMINISTRATION BY THE SECRETARY OF STATE AT A BIG MASS
+MEETING AT AUBURN, N. Y.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the career of a statesman a phrase will often make or unmake
+his future. In the height of the slavery excitement and while
+the enforcement of the fugitive-slave law was arousing the greatest
+indignation in the North, Mr. Seward delivered a speech at
+Rochester, N. Y., which stirred the country. In that speech,
+while paying due deference to the Constitution and the laws, he
+very solemnly declared that "there is a higher law." Mr. Seward
+sometimes called attention to his position by an oracular utterance
+which he left the people to interpret. This phrase, "the higher
+law," became of first-class importance, both in Congress, in the
+press, and on the platform. On the one side, it was denounced as
+treason and anarchy. On the other side, it was the call of
+conscience and of the New Testament's teaching of the rights of
+man. It was one of the causes of his defeat for the presidency.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Henry Wilson, of Massachusetts, afterwards vice-president,
+was in great demand. He was clear in his historical statements
+and emphatic in his expression of views. If he had any apprehension
+of humor he never showed it in his speeches. His career had been
+very picturesque from unskilled laborer to the Senate and the
+vice-presidency. The impression he gave was of an example of
+American opportunity, and he was more impressive and influential
+by his personality and history than by what he said.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most picturesque and popular stump speakers was
+Daniel S. Dickinson. He had been a United States senator and
+party leader, and was a national figure. His venerable appearance
+gave force to his oratory. He seemed to be of great age, but was
+remarkably vigorous. His speeches were made up of epigrams which
+were quotable and effective. He jumped rapidly from argument to
+anecdote and was vitriolic in attack.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had an interesting experience with Mr. Dickinson when running
+for secretary of state in 1863. The drawing card for that year,
+and the most sought-after and popular for campaign speaking, was
+Governor Andrew, of Massachusetts. He had a series of appointments
+in New York State, but on account of some emergency cancelled them
+all. The national and State committees selected me to fill his
+appointments. The most unsatisfactory and disagreeable job in
+the world is to meet the appointments of a popular speaker. The
+expectations of the audience have been aroused to a degree by
+propaganda advertising the genius and accomplishments of the
+expected speaker. The substitute cannot meet those expectations,
+and an angry crowd holds him responsible for their disappointment.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I left the train at the station I was in the midst of a
+mass-meeting of several counties at Deposit, N. Y. A large
+committee, profusely decorated with campaign badges, were on the
+platform to welcome the distinguished war governor of Massachusetts.
+I did not meet physically their expectations of an impressive
+statesman of dignified presence, wearing a Prince Albert suit
+and a top hat. I had been long campaigning, my soft hat was
+disreputable, and I had added a large shawl to my campaigning
+equipment. Besides that, I was only twenty-eight and looked much
+younger. The committee expected at least sixty. Finally the
+chairman rushed up to me and said: "You were on the train. Did
+you see Governor Andrew, of Massachusetts?" I answered him:
+"Governor Andrew is not coming; he has cancelled all his engagements,
+and I have been sent to take his place." The chairman gasped and
+then exclaimed: "My God!" He very excitedly summoned his fellow
+members of the committee and said to them: "Gentlemen, Governor
+Andrew is not coming, but the State committee has sent THIS,"
+pointing to me. I was the party candidate as secretary of state,
+and at the head of the ticket, but nobody asked me who I was, nor
+did I tell them. I was left severely alone.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Some time after, the chairman of the committee came to me and
+said: "Young fellow, we won't be hard on you, but the State
+committee has done this once before. We were promised a very
+popular speaker well known among us, but in his place they sent
+the damnedest fool who ever stood before an audience. However,
+we have sent to Binghamton for Daniel S. Dickinson, and he will
+be here in a short time and save our big mass-meeting."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Dickinson came and delivered a typical speech; every sentence
+was a bombshell and its explosion very effective. He had the
+privilege of age, and told a story which I would not have dared
+to tell, the audience being half women. He said: "Those
+constitutional lawyers, who are proclaiming that all Mr. Lincoln's
+acts are unconstitutional, don't know any law. They remind me
+of a doctor we have up in Binghamton, who has a large practice
+because of his fine appearance, his big words, and gold-headed
+cane. He was called to see a young lad who was sitting on his
+grandmother's lap. After looking at the boy's tongue and feeling
+his pulse, he rested his head in deep thought for a while on his
+gold-headed cane and then said: 'Madam, this boy has such
+difficulties with the epiglottis and such inflamed larynx that
+we will have to apply phlebotomy.' The old lady clasped the boy
+frantically to her bosom and cried: 'For heaven's sake, doctor,
+what on earth can ail the boy that you are going to put all that
+on his bottom?'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Dickinson introduced me as the head of the State ticket. My
+speech proved a success, and the chairman paid me the handsome
+compliment of saying: "We are glad they sent you instead of
+Governor Andrew."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most effective of our campaign speakers was General Bruce,
+of Syracuse, N. Y. The general had practically only one speech,
+which was full of picturesque illustrations, striking anecdotes,
+and highly wrought-up periods of patriotic exaltation. He delivered
+this speech, with necessary variations, through many campaigns.
+I was with the general, who was Canal commissioner when I was
+secretary of state, on our official tour on the Canal.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One night the general said to me: "Mr. Blank, who has a great
+reputation, is speaking in a neighboring town, and I am going to
+hear him." He came back enraged and unhappy. In telling me about
+it, he said: "That infernal thief delivered my speech word for
+word, and better than I can do it myself. I am too old to get up
+another one, and, as I love to speak, I am very unhappy."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This illustrated one of the accidents to which a campaign speaker
+is liable. The man who stole the general's speech afterwards
+played the same trick on me. He came into our State from New England
+with a great reputation. He was a very fine elocutionist, of
+excellent presence and manner, but utterly incapable of original
+thought. He could not prepare a speech of any kind. However,
+he had a phenomenal memory. He could listen to a speech made
+by another and repeat it perfectly. His attractive appearance,
+good voice, and fine elocution made the speech a great success.
+Several orators told me that when they found their efforts a failure
+they asked for the cause, and discovered that this man had delivered
+their speeches a few nights before, and the audience, of course,
+thought the last speaker was a fraud and a thief.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Bruce told me a good campaign story of Senator James W. Nye,
+of Nevada. Nye was a prominent lawyer of western New York, and
+the most eloquent and witty member of the bar of that section,
+and also the most popular campaign speaker. He moved to Nevada
+and so impressed the people of that young State that he was elected
+United States senator. In the Senate he became a notable figure.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Nye and General Bruce were sent by the national committee to
+canvass New England. Nye had become senatorial in his oratory,
+with much more dignity and elevation of style than before. He
+began his first speech at Bridgeport, Conn., in this way: "Fellow
+citizens, I have come three thousand miles from my mountain home,
+three thousand feet above the level of the sea, to discuss with
+you these vital questions for the safety of our republic." The
+next night, at New Haven, he said: "I have come from my mountain
+home, five thousand feet above the level of the sea, to discuss
+with you these vital questions of the safety of our republic."
+Bruce interrupted him, saying: "Why, senator, it was only three
+thousand feet last night." Nye turned savagely on Bruce: "Bruce,
+you go to the devil!" Resuming with the audience, he remarked
+very impressively: "As I was saying, fellow citizens, I have
+come from my mountain home, ten thousand feet above the level
+of the sea, to, etc."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A story which illustrates and enforces the argument helps a political
+speech, and it is often the only part of the speech which is
+remembered. I have often heard people say to me: "I heard you
+speak thirty, forty, or fifty years ago, and this is the story
+you told." Sometimes, however, the story may prove a boomerang
+in the most unexpected way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+For many years, when I spoke in northern New York I was always
+met at the Syracuse station by a superintendent of the Lackawanna
+Railroad with a special train filled with friends. He carried
+me up to my destination and brought me back in the morning. It
+was his great day of the year, and during the trip he was full
+of reminiscences, and mainly of the confidences reposed in him
+by the president of the road, my old and valued friend, Samuel Sloan.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One fall he failed to appear, and there was no special train to
+meet me. I was told by friends that the reason was his wife had
+died and he was in mourning. The morning after the meeting I
+started to call upon him, but was informed that he was very hostile
+and would not see me. I was not going to lose an old friend like
+that and went up to his office. As soon as I entered, he said:
+"Go away, I don't want to see you again." I appealed to him,
+saying: "I cannot lose so good a friend as you. If there is
+anything I have done or said, I will do everything in my power
+to make it right." He turned on me sharply and with great emotion
+told this story: "My wife and I lived in loving harmony for over
+thirty years, and when she died recently I was heartbroken. The
+whole town was sympathetic; most of the business houses closed
+during the hour of the funeral. I had arranged to have ministers
+whom my wife admired, and with them selected passages of scriptures
+and hymns to which she was devoted. A new minister in town was
+invited by the others to participate, and without my knowledge.
+I looked over the congregation, all Mary's friends. I listened
+to the services, which Mary herself would have chosen, and said
+to Mary's spirit, which I knew to be hovering about: 'We are all
+paying you a loving tribute.' Then the new minister had for his
+part the announcement and reading of a hymn. At the last Republican
+convention at Saratoga, in order to illustrate the condition of
+the Democratic party, you told a story about a boy walking among
+the children's graves in the old cemetery at Peekskill, eating
+green apples and whistling 'Nearer, my God, to Thee.' The new
+minister gave that hymn, 'Nearer, my God, to Thee.' Your story
+came up in my mind, and I burst out laughing. I disgraced myself,
+insulted the memory of Mary, and I never want to see you again."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap21"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XXI. NATIONAL REPUBLICAN CONVENTIONS
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+When the Republican convention met in 1912 I was again a delegate.
+In my fifty-six years of national conventions I never had such an
+intensely disagreeable experience. I felt it my duty to support
+President Taft for renomination. I thought he had earned it by
+his excellent administration. I had many ties with him, beginning
+with our associations as graduates of Yale, and held for him a
+most cordial regard. I was swayed by my old and unabated love
+for Roosevelt. In that compromise and harmony were impossible.
+I saw that, with the control of the organization and of the
+convention on the side of Mr. Taft, and with the wild support for
+Roosevelt of the delegates from the States which could be relied
+upon to give Republican majorities, the nomination of either
+would be sure defeat.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was again a delegate to the Republican convention of 1916.
+The party was united. Progressives and conservatives were acting
+together, and the convention was in the happiest of moods. It was
+generally understood that Justice Hughes would be nominated if
+he could be induced to resign from the Supreme Court and accept.
+The presiding officer of the convention was Senator Warren G. Harding.
+He made a very acceptable keynote speech. His fine appearance,
+his fairness, justice, and good temper as presiding officer
+captured the convention. There was a universal sentiment that if
+Hughes declined the party could do no better than to nominate
+Senator Harding. It was this impression among the delegates, many
+of whom were also members of the convention of 1920, which led
+to the selection as the convention's candidate for president of
+Warren G. Harding.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My good mother was a Presbyterian and a good Calvinist. She
+believed and impressed upon me the certainty of special Providence.
+It is hard for a Republican to think that the election of
+Woodrow Wilson was a special Providence, but if our candidate,
+Mr. Hughes, had been elected he would have had a hostile Democratic
+majority in Congress.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the United States went into the war, as it must have done,
+the president would have been handicapped by this pacifist Congress.
+The draft would have been refused, without which our army of
+four millions could not have been raised. The autocratic measures
+necessary for the conduct of the war would have been denied.
+With the conflict between the executive and Congress, our position
+would have been impossible and indefensible.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had a personal experience in the convention. Chairman Harding
+sent one of the secretaries to me with a message that there was
+an interval of about an hour when the convention would have nothing
+to do. It was during such a period the crank had his opportunity
+and the situation was dangerous, and he wished me to come to
+the platform and fill as much of that hour as possible. I refused
+on the ground that I was wholly unprepared, and it would be madness
+to attempt to speak to fourteen thousand people in the hall and
+a hundred million outside.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A few minutes afterwards Governor Whitman, chairman of the New York
+delegation, came to me and said: "You must be drafted. The
+chairman will create some business to give you fifteen minutes
+to think up your speech." I spurred my gray matter as never before,
+and was then introduced and spoke for forty-five minutes. I was
+past eighty-two. The speech was a success, but when I returned
+to my seat I remembered what General Garfield had so earnestly
+said to me: "You are the only man of national reputation who
+will speak without preparation. Unless you peremptorily and
+decisively stop yielding you will some day make such a failure
+as to destroy the reputation of a lifetime."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In a letter President Harding has this to say in reference to
+the occasion: "Just about a year ago (1916) it was my privilege
+as chairman of the Republican convention at Chicago to call upon
+you for an address. There was a hiatus which called for a speech,
+and you so wonderfully met the difficult requirements that I sat
+in fascinated admiration and have been ready ever since to pay
+you unstinted tribute. You were ever eloquent in your more active
+years, but I count you the old man eloquent and incomparable in
+your eighties. May many more helpful and happy years be yours."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was again a delegate to the convention in June, 1920. The
+Republicans had been for eight years out of office during
+Mr. Wilson's two terms. The delegates were exceedingly anxious
+to make no mistake and have no friction in the campaign.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The two leading candidates, General Wood and Governor Lowden,
+had nearly equal strength and were supported by most enthusiastic
+admirers and advocates. As the balloting continued the rivalry
+and feeling grew between their friends. It became necessary to
+harmonize the situation and it was generally believed that this
+could be best done by selecting Senator Warren G. Harding.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Very few conventions have a dramatic surprise, but the nomination
+of Governor Coolidge, of Massachusetts, for vice-president came
+about in a very picturesque way. He had been named for president
+among the others, and the speech in his behalf by Speaker
+Frederick H. Gillett was an excellent one. Somehow the convention
+did not seem to grasp all that the governor stood for and how
+strong he was with each delegate. When the nominations for
+vice-president were called for, Senator Medill McCormick presented
+Senator Lenroot, of Wisconsin, in an excellent speech. There
+were also very good addresses on behalf of the Governor of Kansas
+and others.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the balloting was about to start, a delegate from Oregon
+who was in the rear of the hall arose and said: "Mr. Chairman."
+The chairman said: "The gentleman from Oregon." The Oregon
+delegate, in a far-reaching voice, shouted: "Mr. Chairman,
+I nominate for vice-president Calvin Coolidge, a one-hundred-per-cent
+American." The convention went off its feet with a whoop and
+Coolidge was nominated hands down.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I again had a personal experience. The committee on resolutions,
+not being prepared to report, there was that interval of no
+business which is the despair of presiding officers of conventions.
+The crowd suddenly began calling for me. While, of course, I had
+thought much on the subject, I had not expected to be called upon
+and had no prepared speech. Happily, fifteen thousand faces and
+fifteen thousand voices giving uproarious welcome both steadied
+and inspired me. Though I was past eighty-six years of age, my
+voice was in as good condition as at forty, and was practically
+the only one which did fill that vast auditorium. The press of
+the country featured the effort next day in a way which was
+most gratifying.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the thousands who greeted me on the streets and in the
+hotel lobbies with congratulations and efforts to say something
+agreeable and complimentary, I selected one compliment as unique.
+He was an enthusiast. "Chauncey Depew," he said, "I have for
+over twenty years wanted to shake hands with you. Your speech
+was a wonder. I was half a mile off, way up under the roof, and
+heard every word of it, and it was the only one I was able to hear.
+That you should do this in your eighty-seventh year is a miracle.
+But then my father was a miracle. On his eighty-fifth birthday he
+was in just as good shape as you are to-day, and a week afterwards
+he was dead."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap22"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XXII. JOURNALISTS AND FINANCIERS
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+In reminiscences of my journalistic friends I do not include many
+of the most valued who are still living. Of those who have passed
+away one of the most faithful and devoted was Edward H. Butler,
+editor and proprietor of the Buffalo Evening News.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Butler began at the bottom as a newspaper man and very early
+and rapidly climbed to the top. He secured control of the
+Evening News and soon made one of the most, if not the most,
+widely circulated, influential, and prosperous papers of western
+New York. Personally and through his paper he was for many years
+my devoted friend. To those he loved he had an unbounded fidelity
+and generosity. He possessed keen insight and kept thoroughly
+abreast of public affairs was a journalist of high order.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was my privilege to know Charles A. Dana very well. I first
+met him when he was on the New York Tribune and closely allied
+with Horace Greeley. He made the New York Sun one of the brightest,
+most original, and most quoted newspapers in the United States.
+His high culture, wonderful command of English, and refined taste
+gave to the Sun a high literary position, and at the same time
+his audacity and criticism made him a terror to those with whom
+he differed, and his editorials the delight of a reader.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Personally Mr. Dana was one of the most attractive and charming
+of men. As assistant secretary of war during Lincoln's administration
+he came in intimate contact with all the public men of that period,
+and as a journalist his study was invaded and he received most
+graciously men and women famous in every department of intellectual
+activity. His reminiscences were wonderful and his characterizations
+remarkable. He might have published an autobiography of rare value
+and interest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the elder James Gordon Bennett died the newspaper world
+recognized the loss of one of the most remarkable and successful
+of journalists and publishers. His son had won reputation in the
+field of sport, but his contemporaries doubted his ability to
+maintain, much less increase, the sphere of the New York Herald.
+But young Bennett soon displayed rare originality and enterprise.
+He made his newspaper one of national and international importance.
+By bringing out an edition in Paris he conferred a boon upon
+Americans abroad. For many years there was little news from the
+United States in foreign newspapers, but Americans crazy for news
+from home found it in the Paris edition of the New York Herald.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Bennett was a good friend of mine for half a century. He was
+delightful company, with his grasp of world affairs and picturesque
+presentation of them. A President of the United States who wished
+to change the hostile attitude of the Herald towards his
+administration and himself asked me to interview Mr. Bennett.
+The editor was courteous, frank, but implacable. But some time
+afterwards the Herald became a cordial supporter of the president.
+The interview and its subsequent result displayed a characteristic
+of Bennett. He would not recognize that his judgment or action
+could be influenced, but his mind was so open and fair that when
+convinced that he was wrong he would in his own way and at his
+own time do the right thing.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Bennett did me once an essential service. It was at the time
+when I was a candidate for re-election to the United States Senate.
+I cabled him in Paris and asked that he would look into the situation
+through his confidential friends, reporters, and employees, and
+if he found the situation warranted his taking a position to do so.
+Of course the Herald was an independent and not a party journal
+and rarely took sides. But not long afterwards, editorially and
+reportorially, the emphatic endorsement of the Herald came, and
+positive prediction of success, and were of great help. He was
+one of my groomsmen at my wedding in 1901.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the thousands of stories which appear and disappear like
+butterflies, it is a curious question what vogue and circulation
+one can have over others. By an accident I broke one of the
+tendons of my heel and was laid up in my house for some time,
+unable to walk. The surgeon fixed the bandage in place by a
+liquid cement which soon solidified like glass.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Julian Ralph, a brilliant young newspaper reporter, wrote a long
+story in the New York Sun about a wonderful glass leg, which had
+been substituted for the natural one and did better work. The
+story had universal publication not only in the United States
+but abroad, and interested scientists and surgeons. My mail grew
+to enormous proportions with letters from eager inquirers wanting
+to know all the particulars. The multitude of unfortunates who
+had lost their legs or were dissatisfied with artificial ones wrote
+to me to find out where these wonderful glass legs could be obtained.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The glass-leg story nearly killed me, but it gave Ralph such a
+reputation that he was advanced to positions both at home and
+abroad, where his literary genius and imagination won him many
+honors, but he never repeated his success with my glass leg.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I suppose, having been more than half a century in close contact
+with matters of interest to the public, or officially in positions
+where I was a party to corporate activities or movements which
+might affect the market, I have been more interviewed than any
+one living and seen more reporters. No reporter has ever abused
+the confidence I reposed in him. He always appreciated what I
+told him, even to the verge of indiscretion, and knew what was
+proper for him to reveal and what was not for publication. In the
+critical situations which often occurred in railway controversies,
+this cordial relationship with reporters was of great value in
+getting our side before the public.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One reporter especially, a space writer, managed for a long time
+to get from me one-half to a column nearly every day, sometimes
+appearing as interviews and at other times under the general
+phrase: "It has been learned from a reliable source."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall a personal incident out of the ordinary. I was awakened
+one stormy winter night by a reporter who was well known to me,
+a young man of unusual promise. I met him in dressing gown and
+slippers in my library. There he told me that his wife was ill,
+and to save her life the doctor informed him that he must send
+her West to a sanitarium.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I have no money," he continued, "and will not borrow nor beg,
+but you must give me a story I can sell."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We discussed various matters which a paper would like to have,
+and finally I gave him a veiled but still intelligible story,
+which we both knew the papers were anxious to get. He told me
+afterwards that he sold the interview for enough to meet his
+present needs and his wife's journey. Some time after he entered
+Wall Street and made a success.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I have known well nearly all the phenomenally successful business
+men of my time. It is a popular idea that luck or chance had much
+to do with their careers. This is a mistake. All of them had
+vision not possessed by their fellows. They could see opportunities
+where others took the opposite view, and they had the courage of
+their convictions. They had standards of their own which they
+lived up to, and these standards differed widely from the ethical
+ideas of the majority.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Russell Sage, who died in the eighties, had to his credit an estate
+which amounted to a million dollars for every year of his life.
+He was not always a money-maker, but he was educated in the art
+as a banker, was diverted into politics, elected to Congress, and
+became a very useful member of that body. When politics changed
+and he was defeated, he came to New York and speedily found his
+place among the survival of the fittest. Mr. Sage could see before
+others when bad times would be followed by better ones and
+securities rise in value, and he also saw before others when
+disasters would follow prosperity. Relying upon his own judgment,
+he became a winner, whether the market went up or down.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met Mr. Sage frequently and enjoyed his quick and keen appreciation
+of men and things. Of course, I knew that he cultivated me because
+he thought that from my official position he might possibly gain
+information which he could use in the market. I never received
+any points from him, or acted upon any of his suggestions. I think
+the reason why I am in excellent health and vigor in my eighty-eighth
+year is largely due to the fact that the points or suggestions of
+great financiers never interested me. I have known thousands who
+were ruined by them. The financier who gives advice may mean well
+as to the securities which he confidentially tells about, but an
+unexpected financial storm may make all prophecies worthless,
+except for those who have capital to tide it over.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the most certain opportunities for fortune was to buy Erie
+after Commodore Vanderbilt had secured every share and the shorts
+were selling wildly what they did not have and could not get. An
+issue of fraudulent and unauthorized stock suddenly flooded the
+market and thousands were ruined.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As Mr. Sage's wealth increased, the generous and public-spirited
+impulses which were his underlying characteristics, became entirely
+obscured by the craze for accumulation. His wife, to whom he was
+devotedly attached, was, fortunately for him, one of the most
+generous, philanthropic, and open-minded of women. She was most
+loyal to the Emma Willard School at Troy, N. Y., from which she
+graduated. Mrs. Sage wrote me a note at one time, saying: "Mr. Sage
+has promised to build and give to the Willard School a building
+which will cost one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, and he
+wants you to deliver the address at the laying of the corner-stone."
+I wrote back that I was so overwhelmed with business that it was
+impossible for me to accept. She replied: "Russell vows he will
+not give a dollar unless you promise to deliver the address. This
+is the first effort in his life at liberal giving. Don't you
+think he ought to be encouraged?" I immediately accepted.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mrs. Sage was a Mayflower descendant. At one of the anniversaries
+of the society she invited me to be her guest and to make a speech.
+She had quite a large company at her table. When the champagne
+corks began to explode all around us, she asked what I thought she
+ought to do. I answered: "As the rest are doing." Mr. Sage
+vigorously protested that it was a useless and wasteful expense.
+However, Mrs. Sage gave the order, and Mr. Sage and two objecting
+gentlemen at the table were the most liberal participants of her
+hospitality. The inspiration of the phizz brought Sage to his
+feet, though not on the programme. He talked until the committee
+of arrangements succeeded in persuading him that the company
+was entirely satisfied.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Jay Gould told me a story of Sage. The market had gone against
+him and left him under great obligations. The shock sent Sage
+to bed, and he declared that he was ruined. Mr. Gould and
+Mr. Cyrus W. Field became alarmed for his life and went to see
+him. They found him broken-hearted and in a serious condition.
+Gould said to him: "Sage, I will assume all your obligations and
+give you so many millions of dollars if you will transfer to me
+the cash you have in banks, trust, and safe-deposit companies,
+and you keep all your securities and all your real estate." The
+proposition proved to be the shock necessary to counteract Sage's
+panic and save his life. He shouted, "I won't do it!" jumped out
+of bed, met all his obligations and turned defeat into a victory.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Sage could not personally give away his fortune, so he left it
+all, without reservations, to his wife. The world is better and
+happier by her wise distribution of his accumulations.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of Mr. Sage's lawyers was an intimate friend of mine, and he
+told me this story. Sage had been persuaded by his fellow directors
+in the Western Union Telegraph Company to make a will. As he was
+attorney for the company, Sage came to him to draw it.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The lawyer began to write: "I, Russell Sage, of the City of
+New York, being of sound mind" . . . (Sage interrupted him in
+his quick way by saying, "Nobody will dispute that") "do publish
+and devise this to be my last will and testament as follows:
+First, I direct that all my just debts will be paid." . . .
+("That's easy," said Sage, "because I haven't any.") "Also my
+funeral expenses and testamentary expenses." ("Make the funeral
+simple. I dislike display and ostentation, and especially at
+funerals," said Sage.) "Next," said the lawyer, "I give, devise,
+and bequeath" . . . (Sage shouted: "I won't do it! I won't do it!"
+and left the office.)
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Nothing is so absorbing as the life of Wall Street. It is more
+abused, misunderstood, and envied than any place in the country.
+Wall Street means that the sharpest wits from every State in the
+Union, and many from South America and Europe, are competing with
+each other for the great prizes of development, exploitation,
+and speculation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember a Wall Street man who was of wide reading and high
+culture, and yet devoted to both the operation and romance of
+the Street. He rushed into my room one night at Lucerne in
+Switzerland and said: "I have just arrived from Greece and have
+been out of touch with everything for six weeks. I am starving for
+news of the market."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I enlightened him as well as I could, and then he remarked: "Do
+you know, while in Athens our little party stood on the Acropolis
+admiring the Parthenon, and one enthusiastic Grecian exclaimed:
+'There is the wonder of the world. For three thousand years its
+perfection has baffled and taught the genius of every generation.
+It can be copied, but never yet has been equalled. Surely,
+notwithstanding your love of New York and devotion to the ticker,
+you must admire the Parthenon.' I answered him, if I could be
+transported at this minute to Fifth Avenue and Broadway and could
+look up at the Flatiron Building, I would give the money to
+rebuild that old ruin."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While conditions in the United States because of the World War
+are serious, they are so much better than in the years following
+the close of the Civil War, that we who have had the double
+experience can be greatly encouraged. Then one-half of our country
+was devastated, its industries destroyed or paralyzed; now we are
+united and stronger in every way. Then we had a paper currency
+and dangerous inflation, now we are on a gold standard and with
+an excellent banking and credit system. The development of our
+resources and wonderful inventions and discoveries since the
+Civil War place us in the foremost position to enter upon world
+commerce when all other nations have come as they must to
+co-operation and co-ordination upon lines for the preservation
+of peace and the promotion of international prosperity.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Many incidents personal to me occur which illustrate conditions
+following the close of the war between the States. I knew very
+rich men who became paupers, and strong institutions and corporations
+which went into bankruptcy. I was in the Union Trust Company of
+New York when our financial circles were stunned by the closing
+of its doors following the closing of the New York Stock Exchange.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of my clients was Mr. Augustus Schell, one of the ablest and
+most successful of financiers and public-spirited citizens. The
+panic had ruined him. As we left the Union Trust Company he had
+his hat over his eyes, and his head was buried in the upturned
+collar of his coat. When opposite Trinity Church he said:
+"Mr. Depew, after being a rich man for over forty years, it is
+hard to walk under a poor man's hat." When we reached the
+Astor House a complete reaction had occurred. His collar was
+turned down, his head came out confident and aggressive, his hat
+had shifted to the back of his head and on a rakish angle. The
+hopeful citizen fairly shouted: "Mr. Depew, the world has always
+gone around, it always will go around." He managed with the aid
+of Commodore Vanderbilt to save his assets from sacrifice. In
+a few years they recovered normal value, and Mr. Schell with his
+fortune intact found "the world had gone around" and he was
+on top again.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I have often felt the inspiration of Mr. Schell's confidence and
+hope and have frequently lifted others out of the depths of despair
+by narrating the story and emphasizing the motto "The world always
+has gone around, the world always will go around."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Illustrating the wild speculative spirit of one financial period,
+and the eagerness with which speculators grasped at what they
+thought points, the following is one of my many experiences.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Running down Wall Street one day because I was late for an important
+meeting, a well-known speculator stopped me and shouted: "What
+about Erie?" I threw him off impatiently, saying, "Damn Erie!"
+and rushed on. I knew nothing about Erie speculatively and was
+irritated at being still further delayed for my meeting.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Sometime afterwards I received a note from him in which he said:
+"I never can be grateful enough for the point you gave me on Erie.
+I made on it the biggest kill of my life."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I have often had quoted to me that sentence about "fortune comes
+to one but once, and if rejected never returns." When I declined
+President Harrison's offer of the position of secretary of state
+in his Cabinet, I had on my desk a large number of telegrams
+signed by distinguished names and having only that quotation.
+There are many instances in the lives of successful men where
+they have repeatedly declined Dame Fortune's gift, and yet she
+has finally rewarded them according to their desires. I am inclined
+to think that the fickle lady is not always mortally offended by
+a refusal. I believe that there come in the life of almost everybody
+several opportunities, and few have the judgment to wisely decide
+what to decline and what to accept.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In 1876 Gardner Hubbard was an officer in the United States railway
+mail service. As this connection with the government was one of
+my duties in the New York Central, we met frequently. One day
+he said to me: "My son-in-law, Professor Bell, has made what
+I think a wonderful invention. It is a talking telegraph. We
+need ten thousand dollars, and I will give you one-sixth interest
+for that amount of money."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was very much impressed with Mr. Hubbard's description of the
+possibilities of Professor Bell's invention. Before accepting,
+however, I called upon my friend, Mr. William Orton, president
+of the Western Union Telegraph Company. Orton had the reputation
+of being the best-informed and most accomplished electrical expert
+in the country. He said to me: "There is nothing in this patent
+whatever, nor is there anything in the scheme itself, except as
+a toy. If the device has any value, the Western Union owns a
+prior patent called the Gray's patent, which makes the Bell
+device worthless."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When I returned to Mr. Hubbard he again convinced me, and I would
+have made the investment, except that Mr. Orton called at my house
+that night and said to me: "I know you cannot afford to lose
+ten thousand dollars, which you certainly will if you put it in
+the Bell patent. I have been so worried about it that contrary
+to my usual custom I have come, if possible, to make you promise
+to drop it." This I did.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Bell patent was sustained in the courts against the Gray,
+and the telephone system became immediately popular and profitable.
+It spread rapidly all over the country, and innumerable local
+companies were organized, and with large interests for the privilege
+to the parent company.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I rarely ever part with anything, and I may say that principle
+has brought me so many losses and so many gains that I am as yet,
+in my eighty-eighth year, undecided whether it is a good rule or
+not. However, if I had accepted my friend Mr. Hubbard's offer, it
+would have changed my whole course of life. With the dividends,
+year after year, and the increasing capital, I would have netted
+by to-day at least one hundred million dollars. I have no regrets.
+I know my make-up, with its love for the social side of life and
+its good things, and for good times with good fellows. I also
+know the necessity of activity and work. I am quite sure that
+with this necessity removed and ambition smothered, I should
+long ago have been in my grave and lost many years of a life which
+has been full of happiness and satisfaction.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My great weakness has been indorsing notes. A friend comes and
+appeals to you. If you are of a sympathetic nature and very fond
+of him, if you have no money to loan him, it is so easy to put
+your name on the back of a note. Of course, it is rarely paid at
+maturity, because your friend's judgment was wrong, and so the note
+is renewed and the amount increased. When finally you wake up
+to the fact that if you do not stop you are certain to be ruined,
+your friend fails when the notes mature, and you have lost the
+results of many years of thrift and saving, and also your friend.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I declined to marry until I had fifty thousand dollars. The happy
+day arrived, and I felt the fortunes of my family secure. My
+father-in-law and his son became embarrassed in their business,
+and, naturally, I indorsed their notes. A few years afterwards
+my father-in-law died, his business went bankrupt, I lost my
+fifty thousand dollars and found myself considerably in debt. As
+an illustration of my dear mother's belief that all misfortunes
+are sent for one's good, it so happened that the necessity of
+meeting and recovering from this disaster led to extraordinary
+exertions, which probably, except under the necessity, I never
+would have made. The efforts were successful.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Horace Greeley never could resist an appeal to indorse a note.
+They were hardly ever paid, and Mr. Greeley was the loser. I met
+him one time, soon after he had been a very severe sufferer from
+his mistaken kindness. He said to me with great emphasis:
+"Chauncey, I want you to do me a great favor. I want you to have
+a bill put through the legislature, and see that it becomes a law,
+making it a felony and punishable with imprisonment for life for
+any man to put his name by way of indorsement on the back of
+another man's paper."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Dear old Greeley kept the practice up until he died, and the law
+was never passed. There was one instance, which I had something
+to do with, where the father of a young man, through whom Mr. Greeley
+lost a great deal of money by indorsing notes, arranged after
+Mr. Greeley's death to have the full amount of the loss paid to
+Mr. Greeley's heirs.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap23"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XXIII. ACTORS AND MEN OF LETTERS
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+One cannot speak of Sir Henry Irving without recalling the wonderful
+charm and genius of his leading lady, Ellen Terry. She never
+failed to be worthy of sharing in Irving's triumphs. Her remarkable
+adaptability to the different characters and grasp of their
+characteristics made her one of the best exemplifiers of Shakespeare
+of her time. She was equally good in the great characters of other
+playwrights. Her effectiveness was increased by an unusual ability
+to shed tears and natural tears. I was invited behind the scenes
+one evening when she had produced a great impression upon the
+audience in a very pathetic part. I asked her how she did what
+no one else was ever able to do.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Why," she answered, "it is so simple when you are portraying &mdash;&mdash;"
+(mentioning the character), "and such a crisis arises in your
+life, that naturally and immediately the tears begin to flow."
+So they did when she was illustrating the part for me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a privilege to hear Edwin Booth as Richelieu and Hamlet.
+I have witnessed all the great actors of my time in those characters.
+None of them equalled Edwin Booth. For a number of years he was
+exiled from the stage because his brother, Wilkes Booth, was
+the assassin of President Lincoln. His admirers in New York felt
+that it was a misfortune for dramatic art that so consummate an
+artist should be compelled to remain in private life. In order
+to break the spell they united and invited Mr. Booth to give a
+performance at one of the larger theatres. The house, of course,
+was carefully ticketed with selected guests.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The older Mrs. John Jacob Astor, a most accomplished and cultured
+lady and one of the acknowledged leaders of New York society,
+gave Mr. Booth a dinner in honor of the event. The gathering
+represented the most eminent talent of New York in every department
+of the great city's activities. Of course, Mr. Booth had the seat
+of honor at the right of the hostess. On the left was a distinguished
+man who had been a Cabinet minister and a diplomat. During the
+dinner Mr. Evarts said to me: "I have known so and so all our
+active lives. He has been a great success in everything he has
+undertaken, and the wonder of it is that if there was ever an
+opportunity for him to say or do the wrong thing he never failed."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Curiously enough, the conversation at the dinner ran upon men
+outliving their usefulness and reputations. Several instances
+were cited where a man from the height of his fame gradually
+lived on and lived out his reputation. Whereupon our diplomat,
+with his fatal facility for saying the wrong thing, broke in by
+remarking in a strident voice: "The most remarkable instance of a
+man dying at the right time for his reputation was Abraham Lincoln."
+Then he went on to explain how he would have probably lost his
+place in history through the mistakes of his second term. Nobody
+heard anything beyond the words "Abraham Lincoln." Fortunately
+for the evening and the great embarrassment of Mr. Booth, the tact
+of Mrs. Astor changed the subject and saved the occasion.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of all my actor friends none was more delightful either on the
+stage or in private life than Joseph Jefferson. He early appealed
+to me because of his Rip Van Winkle. I was always devoted to
+Washington Irving and to the Hudson River. All the traditions
+which have given a romantic touch to different points on that
+river came from Irving's pen. In the days of my youth the influence
+of Irving upon those who were fortunate enough to have been born
+upon the banks of the Hudson was very great in every way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As I met Jefferson quite frequently, I recall two of his many
+charming stories. He said he thought at one time that it would
+be a fine idea to play Rip Van Winkle at the village of Catskill,
+around which place was located the story of his hero. His manager
+selected the supernumeraries from among the farmer boys of the
+neighborhood. At the point of the play where Rip wakes up and
+finds the lively ghosts of the Hendrick Hudson crew playing bowls
+in the mountains, he says to each one of them, who all look and
+are dressed alike: "Are you his brother?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No," answered the young farmer who impersonated one of the ghosts,
+"Mr. Jefferson, I never saw one of these people before." As ghosts
+are supposed to be silent, this interruption nearly broke up
+the performance.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the Spanish-American War I came on the same train with
+Mr. Jefferson from Washington. The interest all over the country
+at that time was the remarkable victory of Admiral Dewey over the
+Spanish fleet in the harbor of Manila. People wondered how Dewey
+could sink every Spanish ship and never be hit once himself.
+Jefferson said in his quaint way: "Everybody, including the
+secretary of the navy and several admirals, asked me how that could
+have happened. I told them the problem might be one which naval
+officers could not solve, but it was very simple for an actor. The
+failure of the Spanish admiral was entirely due to his not having
+rehearsed. Success is impossible without frequent rehearsals."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Returning for a moment to Washington Irving, one of the most
+interesting spots near New York is his old home, Wolfert's Roost,
+and also the old church at Tarrytown where he worshipped, and
+of which he was an officer for many years. The ivy which partially
+covers the church was given to Mr. Irving by Sir Walter Scott,
+from Abbotsford. At the time when the most famous of British
+reviewers wrote, "Whoever read or reads an American book?"
+Sir Walter Scott announced the merit and coming fame of
+Washington Irving. But, as Rip Van Winkle says, when he returns
+after twenty years to his native village, "how soon we are forgot."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was a dinner given in New York to celebrate the hundredth
+anniversary of Washington Irving's birth. I was one of the speakers.
+In an adjoining room was a company of young and very successful
+brokers, whose triumphs in the market were the envy of speculative
+America. While I was speaking they came into the room. When
+I had finished, the host at the brokers' dinner called me out and
+said: "We were much interested in your speech. This Irving you
+talked about must be a remarkable man. What is the dinner about?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I answered him that it was in celebration of the hundredth
+anniversary of the birth of Washington Irving.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," he said, pointing to an old gentleman who had sat beside
+me on the speakers' platform, "it is astonishing how vigorous he
+looks at that advanced age."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was my good fortune to hear often and know personally
+Richard Mansfield. He was very successful in many parts, but
+his presentation of Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was wonderful.
+At one time he came to me with a well-thought-out scheme for
+a national theatre in New York, which would be amply endowed and
+be the home of the highest art in the dramatic profession, and
+at the same time the finest school in the world. He wanted me
+to draw together a committee of the leading financiers of the
+country and, if possible, to impress them so that they would
+subscribe the millions necessary for carrying out his ideas.
+I was too busy a man to undertake so difficult a project.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the colored porters in the Wagner Palace Car service, who
+was always with me on my tours of inspection over the railroad,
+told me an amusing story of Mr. Mansfield's devotion to his art.
+He was acting as porter on Mansfield's car, when he was making
+a tour of the country. This porter was an exceedingly intelligent
+man. He appreciated Mansfield's achievements and played up to
+his humor in using him as a foil while always acting. When they
+were in a station William never left the car, but remained on guard
+for the protection of its valuable contents.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After a play at Kansas City Mansfield came into the car very late
+and said: "William, where is my manager?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Gone to bed, sir, and so have the other members of the company,"
+answered William.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Then in his most impressive way Mansfield said: "William, they
+fear me. By the way, were you down at the depot to-night when
+the audience from the suburbs were returning to take their trains
+home?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Yes, sir," answered William, though he had not been out of the car.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Did you hear any remarks made about my play?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Yes, sir."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Can you give me an instance?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Certainly," replied William; "one gentleman remarked that he
+had been to the theatre all his life, but that your acting to-night
+was the most rotten thing he had ever heard or seen."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"William," shouted Mansfield, "get my Winchester and find that man."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+So Mansfield and William went out among the crowds, and when
+William saw a big, aggressive-looking fellow who he thought would
+stand up and fight, he said: "There he is."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mansfield immediately walked up to the man, covered him with his
+rifle, and shouted: "Hold up your hands, you wretch, and take
+back immediately the insulting remark you made about my play
+and acting and apologize."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The man said: "Why, Mr. Mansfield, somebody has been lying to
+you about me. Your performance to-night was the best thing I ever
+saw in my life."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Thank you," said Mansfield, shouldering his rifle, and added in
+the most tragic tone: "William, lead the way back to the car."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the most interesting memories of old New Yorkers are the
+suppers which Mr. Augustin Daly gave on the one hundredth performance
+of a play. Like everything which Daly did, the entertainment was
+perfect. A frequent and honored guest on these occasions was
+General Sherman, who was then retired from the army and living
+in New York. Sherman was a military genius but a great deal more.
+He was one of the most sensitive men in the world. Of course,
+the attraction at these suppers was Miss Rehan, Daly's leading
+lady. Her personal charm, her velvet voice, and her inimitable
+coquetry made every guest anxious to be her escort. She would
+pretend to be in doubt whether to accept the attentions of
+General Sherman or myself, but when the general began to display
+considerable irritation, the brow of Mars was smoothed and the
+warrior made happy by a gracious acceptance of his arm.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On one of these occasions I heard the best after-dinner speech
+of my life. The speaker was one of the most beautiful women
+in the country, Miss Fanny Davenport. That night she seemed
+to be inspired, and her eloquence, her wit, her humor, her sparkling
+genius, together with the impression of her amazing beauty were
+very effective.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+P. T. Barnum, the showman, was a many-sided and interesting
+character. I saw much of him as he rented from the Harlem Railroad
+Company the Madison Square Garden, year after year. Barnum never
+has had an equal in his profession and was an excellent business
+man. In a broad way he was a man of affairs, and with his vast
+fund of anecdotes and reminiscences very entertaining socially.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+An Englishman of note came to me with a letter of introduction,
+and I asked him whom he would like to meet. He said: "I think
+principally Mr. P. T. Barnum." I told this to Barnum, who knew
+all about him, and said: "As a gentleman, he knows how to meet me."
+When I informed my English friend, he expressed his regret and
+at once sent Barnum his card and an invitation for dinner. At the
+dinner Barnum easily carried off the honors with his wonderful
+fund of unusual adventures.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My first contact with Mr. Barnum occurred many years before, when
+I was a boy up in Peekskill. At that time he had a museum and
+a show in a building at the corner of Ann Street and Broadway,
+opposite the old Astor House. By skilful advertising he kept
+people all over the country expecting something new and wonderful
+and anxious to visit his show.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There had been an Indian massacre on the Western plains. The
+particulars filled the newspapers and led to action by the government
+in retaliation. Barnum advertised that he had succeeded in
+securing the Sioux warriors whom the government had captured,
+and who would re-enact every day the bloody battle in which they
+were victorious.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was one of the hottest afternoons in August when I appeared
+there from the country. The Indians were on the top floor, under
+the roof. The performance was sufficiently blood-curdling to
+satisfy the most exacting reader of a penny-dreadful. After
+the performance, when the audience left, I was too fascinated
+to go, and remained in the rear of the hall, gazing at these
+dreadful savages. One of them took off his head-gear, dropped
+his tomahawk and scalping-knife, and said in the broadest Irish
+to his neighbor: "Moike, if this weather don't cool off, I will
+be nothing but a grease spot." This was among the many illusions
+which have been dissipated for me in a long life. Notwithstanding
+that, I still have faith, and dearly love to be fooled, but not
+to have the fraud exposed.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Wyndham, the celebrated English actor, was playing one night in
+New York. He saw me in the audience and sent a messenger inviting
+me to meet him at supper at the Hoffman House. After the theatre
+I went to the hotel, asked at the desk in what room the theatrical
+supper was, and found there Bronson Howard, the playwright, and
+some others. I told them the object of my search, and Mr. Howard
+said: "You are just in the right place."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The English actor came later, and also a large number of other
+guests. I was very much surprised and flattered at being made
+practically the guest of honor. In the usual and inevitable
+after-dinner speeches I joined enthusiastically in the prospects
+of American contributions to drama and especially the genius of
+Bronson Howard.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It developed afterwards that the actors' dinner was set for several
+nights later, and that I was not invited or expected to this
+entertainment, which was given by Mr. Howard to my actor friend,
+but by concert of action between the playwright and the actor,
+the whole affair was turned into a dinner to me. Broadway was
+delighted at the joke, but did not have a better time over it than I did.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The supper parties after the play which Wyndham gave were among
+the most enjoyable entertainments in London. His guests represented
+the best in society, government, art, literature, and drama. His
+dining-room was built and furnished like the cabin of a yacht and
+the illusion was so complete that sensitive guests said they felt
+the rolling of the sea.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One evening he said to me: "I expect a countryman of yours,
+a charming fellow, but, poor devil, he has only one hundred and
+fifty thousand pounds a year. He is still young, and all the
+managing mothers are after him for their daughters."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the prosperous American with an income of three-quarters
+of a million arrived, I needed no introduction. I knew him very
+well and about his affairs. He had culture, was widely travelled,
+was both musical and artistic, and his fad was intimacy with
+prominent people. His dinners were perfection and invitations
+were eagerly sought. On the plea of delicate health he remained
+a brief period in the height of the season in London and Paris.
+But during those few weeks he gave all that could be done by lavish
+wealth and perfect taste, and did it on an income of twenty
+thousand dollars a year.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Most of the year he lived modestly in the mountains of Switzerland
+or in Eastern travel, but was a welcome guest of the most important
+people in many lands. The only deceit about it, if it was a
+deceit, was that he never went out of his way to deny his vast
+wealth, and as he never asked for anything there was no occasion
+to publish his inventory. The pursuing mothers and daughters
+never succeeded, before his flight, in leading him far enough to ask
+for a show-down.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Many times during my visits to Europe I have been besieged to know
+the income of a countryman. On account of the belief over there
+in the generality of enormous American fortunes, it is not difficult
+to create the impression of immense wealth. While the man would
+have to make a statement and give references, the lady's story
+is seldom questioned. I have known some hundreds and thousands
+of dollars become in the credulous eyes of suitors as many millions,
+and a few millions become multimillions. In several instances
+the statements of the lady were accepted as she achieved her ambition.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+For a tired man who has grown stale with years of unremitting work
+I know of no relief and recuperation equal to taking a steamer
+and crossing the ocean to Europe. I did this for a few weeks
+in midsummer many times and always with splendid and most refreshing
+results. With fortunate introductions, I became acquainted with
+many of the leading men of other countries, and this was a
+liberal education.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There is invariably a concert for charities to help the sailors
+on every ship. I had many amusing experiences in presiding on
+these occasions. I remember once we were having a rough night
+of it, and one of our artists, a famous singer, who had made a
+successful tour of the United States, was a little woman and
+her husband a giant. He came to me during the performance and
+said: "My wife is awfully seasick, but she wants to sing, and
+I want her to. In the intervals of her illness she is in pretty
+good shape for a little while. If you will stop everything when
+you see me coming in with her, she will do her part."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I saw him rushing into the saloon with his wife in his arms, and
+immediately announced her for the next number. She made a great
+triumph, but at the proper moment was caught up by her husband
+and carried again to the deck. He said to me afterwards: "My wife
+was not at her best last night, because there is a peculiarity
+about seasickness and singers; the lower notes in which she is
+most effective are not at such times available or in working order."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Augustin Daly did a great service to the theatre by his wonderful
+genius as a manager. He discovered talent everywhere and encouraged
+it. He trained his company with the skill of a master, and produced
+in his theatres here and in London a series of wonderful plays. He
+did not permit his artists to take part, as a rule, in these concerts
+on the ship, but it so happened that on one occasion we celebrated
+the Fourth of July. I went to Mr. Daly and asked him if he would
+not as an American take the management of the whole celebration.
+This appealed to him, and he selected the best talent from his
+company. Among them was Ada Rehan. I knew Miss Rehan when she
+was in the stock company at Albany in her early days. With
+Mr. Daly, who discovered her, she soon developed into a star of
+the first magnitude.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Daly persisted on my presiding and introducing the artists,
+and also delivering the Fourth of July oration. The celebration
+was so successful in the saloon that Mr. Daly had it repeated
+the next night in the second cabin, and the night after that in
+the steerage. The steerage did its best, and was clothed in
+the finest things which it was carrying back to astonish the old
+folks in the old country, and its enthusiasm was greater, if
+possible, than the welcome which had greeted the artists among
+the first and second cabin passengers.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After Miss Rehan had recited her part and been encored and encored,
+I found her in tears. I said: "Miss Rehan, your triumph has been
+so great that it should be laughter."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Yes," she said, "but it is so pathetic to see these people who
+probably never before met with the highest art."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Among the many eminent English men of letters who at one time
+came to the United States was Matthew Arnold. The American lecture
+promoters were active in securing these gentlemen, and the American
+audiences were most appreciative. Many came with letters of
+introduction to me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Arnold was a great poet, critic, and writer, and an eminent
+professor at Oxford University and well-known to our people.
+His first address was at Chickering Hall to a crowded house.
+Beyond the first few rows no one could hear him. Explaining this
+he said to me: "My trouble is that my lectures at the university
+are given in small halls and to limited audiences." I advised
+him that before going any farther he should secure an elocutionist
+and accustom himself to large halls, otherwise his tour would be
+a disappointment.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+He gave me an amusing account of his instructor selecting
+Chickering Hall, where he had failed, and making him repeat his
+lecture, while the instructor kept a progressive movement farther
+and farther from the stage until he reached the rear seats, when
+he said he was satisfied. It is a tribute to the versatility of
+this great author that he learned his lesson so well that his
+subsequent lectures in different parts of the country were very
+successful.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Once Mr. Arnold said to me: "The lectures which I have prepared
+are for university audiences, to which I am accustomed. I have
+asked my American manager to put me only in university towns, but
+I wish you would look over my engagements."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Having done this, I remarked: "Managers are looking for large
+and profitable audiences. There is no university or college in
+any of these towns, though one of them has an inebriate home and
+another an insane asylum. However, both of these cities have
+a cultured population. Your noisiest and probably most appreciative
+audience will be at the one which is a large railroad terminal.
+Our railroad people are up-to-date."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I saw Mr. Arnold on his return from his tour. The description
+he gave of his adventures was very picturesque and the income
+had been exceedingly satisfactory and beyond expectation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Describing the peculiarities of the chairmen who introduced him,
+he mentioned one of them who said: "Ladies and gentlemen, next
+week we will have in our course the most famous magician there
+is in the world, and the week after, I am happy to say, we shall
+be honored by the presence of a great opera-singer, a wonderful
+artist. For this evening it is my pleasure to introduce to you
+that distinguished English journalist Mr. Edwin Arnold." Mr. Arnold
+began his lecture with a vigorous denial that he was Edwin Arnold,
+whom I judged he did not consider in his class.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Arnold received in New York and in the larger cities which
+he visited the highest social attention from the leading families.
+I met him several times and found that he never could be reconciled
+to our two most famous dishes&mdash;terrapin and canvasback duck&mdash;the
+duck nearly raw. He said indignantly to one hostess, who chided
+him for his neglect of the canvasback: "Madam, when your ancestors
+left England two hundred and fifty years ago, the English of that
+time were accustomed to eat their meat raw; now they cook it."
+To which the lady answered: "I am not familiar with the customs
+of my ancestors, but I know that I pay my chef, who cooked the
+duck, three hundred dollars a month."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We were all very fond of Thackeray. He did not have the general
+popularity of Charles Dickens, nor did he possess Dickens's dramatic
+power, but he had a large and enthusiastic following among our
+people. It was an intellectual treat and revelation to listen
+to him. That wonderful head of his seemed to be an enormous and
+perennial fountain of wit and wisdom.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+They had a good story of him at the Century Club, which is our
+Athenaeum, that when taken there after a lecture by his friends
+they gave him the usual Centurion supper of those days: saddlerock
+oysters. The saddlerock of that time was nearly as large as
+a dinner-plate. Thackeray said to his host: "What do I do with
+this animal?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The host answered: "We Americans swallow them whole."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Thackeray, always equal to the demand of American hospitality,
+closed his eyes and swallowed the oyster, and the oyster went
+down. When he had recovered he remarked: "I feel as if I had
+swallowed a live baby."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We have been excited at different times to an absorbing extent
+by the stories of explorers. None were more generally read than
+the adventures of the famous missionary, David Livingstone,
+in Africa. When Livingstone was lost the whole world saluted
+Henry M. Stanley as he started upon his famous journey to find him.
+Stanley's adventures, his perils and escapes, had their final
+success in finding Livingstone. The story enraptured and thrilled
+every one. The British Government knighted him, and when he
+returned to the United States he was Sir Henry Stanley. He was
+accompanied by his wife, a beautiful and accomplished woman, and
+received with open arms.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met Sir Henry many times at private and public entertainments
+and found him always most interesting. The Lotos Club gave him
+one of its most famous dinners, famous to those invited and to
+those who spoke.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was arranged that he should begin his lecture tour of the
+United States in New York. At the request of Sir Henry and his
+committee I presided and introduced him at the Metropolitan
+Opera House. The great auditorium was crowded to suffocation
+and the audience one of the finest and most sympathetic.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We knew little at that time of Central Africa and its people, and
+the curiosity was intense to hear from Sir Henry a personal and
+intimate account of his wonderful discoveries and experiences.
+He thought that as his African life was so familiar to him, it must
+be the same to everybody else. As a result, instead of a thriller
+he gave a commonplace talk on some literary subject which bored
+the audience and cast a cloud over a lecture tour which promised
+to be one of the most successful. Of course Sir Henry's effort
+disappointed his audience the more because their indifference
+and indignation depressed him, and he did not do justice to himself
+or the uninteresting subject which he had selected. He never again
+made the same mistake, and the tour was highly remunerative.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+For nearly a generation there was no subject which so interested
+the American people as the adventures of explorers. I met many
+of them, eulogized them in speeches at banquets given in their
+honor. The people everywhere were open-eyed, open-eared, and
+open-mouthed in their welcome and eagerness to hear them.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is a commentary upon the fickleness of popular favor that the
+time was so short before these universal favorites dropped out
+of popular attention and recollection.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap24"></A>
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+XXIV. SOCIETIES AND PUBLIC BANQUETS
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+The most unique experience in my life has been the dinners given
+to me by the Montauk Club of Brooklyn on my birthday. The Montauk
+is a social club of high standing, whose members are of professional
+and business life and different political and religious faiths.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Thirty years ago Mr. Charles A. Moore was president of the club.
+He was a prominent manufacturer and a gentleman of wide influence
+in political and social circles. Mr. McKinley offered him the
+position of secretary of the navy, which Mr. Moore declined. He
+came to me one day with a committee from the club, and said:
+"The Montauk wishes to celebrate your birthday. We know that it
+is on the 23d of April, and that you have two distinguished
+colleagues who also have the 23d as their birthday&mdash;Shakespeare
+and St. George. We do not care to include them, but desire only
+to celebrate yours."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The club has continued these celebrations for thirty years by
+an annual dinner. The ceremonial of the occasion is a reception,
+then dinner, and, after an introduction by the president, a speech
+by myself. To make a new speech every year which will be of
+interest to those present and those who read it, is not easy.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+These festivities had a fortunate beginning. In thinking over
+what I should talk about at the first dinner, I decided to get
+some fun out of the municipality of Brooklyn by a picturesque
+description of its municipal conditions. It was charged in the
+newspapers that there had been serious graft in some public
+improvements which had been condoned by the authorities and excused
+by an act of the legislature. It had also been charged that the
+Common Council had been giving away valuable franchises to their
+favorites. Of course, this presented a fine field of contrast
+between ancient and modern times. In ancient times grateful
+citizens erected statues to eminent men who had deserved well of
+their country in military or civic life, but Brooklyn had improved
+upon the ancient model through the grant of public utilities.
+The speech caused a riot after the dinner as to its propriety,
+many taking the ground that it was a criticism, and, therefore,
+inappropriate to the occasion. However, the affair illustrated
+a common experience of mine that unexpected results will sometimes
+flow from a bit of humor, if the humor has concealed in it a stick
+of dynamite.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Brooklyn pulpit, which is the most progressive in the world,
+took the matter up and aroused public discussion on municipal
+affairs. The result was the formation of a committee of one hundred
+citizens to investigate municipal conditions. They found that
+while the mayor and some other officials were high-toned and
+admirable officers, yet the general administration of the city
+government had in the course of years become so bad that there
+should be a general reformation. The reform movement was successful;
+it spread over to New York and there again succeeded, and the
+movement for municipal reform became general in the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The next anniversary dinner attracted an audience larger than
+the capacity of the club, and every one of the thirty has been
+an eminent success. For many years the affair has received wide
+publicity in the United States, and has sometimes been reported
+in foreign newspapers. I remember being in London with the late
+Lieutenant-Governor Woodruff, when we saw these head-lines at
+a news-stand on the Strand: "Speech by Chauncey Depew at his
+birthday dinner at the Montauk Club, Brooklyn." During this nearly
+third of a century the membership of the club has changed, sons
+having succeeded fathers and new members have been admitted, but
+the celebration seems to grow in interest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During the last fourteen years the president of the club has been
+Mr. William H. English. He has done so much for the organization
+in every way that the members would like to have him as their
+executive officer for life. Mr. English is a splendid type of
+the American who is eminently successful in his chosen career,
+and yet has outside interest for the benefit of the public. Modest
+to a degree and avoiding publicity, he nevertheless is the motive
+power of many movements progressive and charitable.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Twenty-four years ago a company of public-spirited women in the
+city of Des Moines, Iowa, organized a club. They named it after
+me. For nearly a quarter of a century it has been an important
+factor in the civic life of Des Moines. It has with courage,
+intelligence, and independence done excellent work. At the time
+of its organization there were few if any such organizations in
+the country, and it may claim the position of pioneer in women's
+activity in public affairs.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Happily free from the internal difficulties and disputes which so
+often wreck voluntary associations, the Chauncey Depew Club is
+stronger than ever. It looks forward with confidence to a successful
+celebration of its quarter of a century.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I have never been able to visit the club, but have had with it
+frequent and most agreeable correspondence. It always remembers
+my birthday in the most gratifying way. I am grateful to its
+members for bestowing upon me one of the most pleasurable compliments
+of my life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A public dinner is a fine form of testimonial. I have had many
+in my life, celebrating other things than my birthday. One of
+the most notable was given me by the citizens of Chicago in
+recognition of my efforts to make their great Columbian exhibition
+a success. Justice John M. Harlan presided, and distinguished
+men were present from different parts of the country and representing
+great interests. Probably the speech which excited the most
+comment was a radical attack of Andrew Carnegie on the government
+of Great Britain, in submitting to the authority of a king or a
+queen. Canada was represented by some of the high officials of
+that self-governing colony. The Canadians are more loyal to the
+English form of government than are the English themselves. My
+peppery Scotch friend aroused a Canadian official, who returned
+his assault with vigor and interest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is a very valuable experience for an American to attend the
+annual banquet of the American Chamber of Commerce in Paris.
+The French Government recognizes the affair by having a company
+of their most picturesquely uniformed soldiers standing guard both
+inside and outside the hall. The highest officials of the French
+Government always attend and make speeches. The American Ambassador
+replies in a speech partly in English, and, if he is sufficiently
+equipped, partly in French. General Horace Porter and Henry White
+were equally happy both in their native language and in that of
+the French. The French statesmen, however, were so fond of
+Myron T. Herrick that they apparently not only grasped his cordiality
+but understood perfectly his eloquence. The honor has several
+times been assigned to me of making the American speech in
+unadulterated American. The French may not have understood, but
+with their quick apprehension the applause or laughter of the
+Americans was instantly succeeded by equal manifestations on
+the part of the French.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the many things which we have inherited from our English
+ancestry are public dinners and after-dinner speeches. The public
+dinner is of importance in Great Britain and utilized for every
+occasion. It is to the government the platform where the ministers
+can lay frankly before the country matters which they could not
+develop in the House of Commons. Through the dinner speech they
+open the way and arouse public attention for measures which they
+intend to propose to Parliament, and in this way bring the pressure
+of public opinion to their support.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the same way every guild and trade have their festive functions
+with serious purpose, and so have religious, philanthropic, economic,
+and sociological movements. We have gone quite far in this
+direction, but have not perfected the system as they have on the
+other side. I have been making after-dinner speeches for sixty
+years to all sorts and conditions of people, and on almost every
+conceivable subject. I have found these occasions of great value
+because under the good-fellowship of the occasion an unpopular
+truth can be sugar-coated with humor and received with applause,
+while in the processes of digestion the next day it is working with
+the audience and through the press in the way the pill was intended.
+A popular audience will forgive almost anything with which they
+do not agree, if the humorous way in which it is put tickles
+their risibilities.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Gladstone was very fine at the lord mayor's dinner at Guild Hall,
+where the prime minister develops his policies. So it was with
+Lord Salisbury and Balfour, but the prince of after-dinner speakers
+in England is Lord Rosebery. He has the humor, the wit, and the
+artistic touch which fascinates and enraptures his audience.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I have met in our country all the men of my time who have won fame
+in this branch of public address. The most remarkable in
+effectiveness and inspiration was Henry Ward Beecher. A banquet
+was always a success if it could have among its speakers
+William M. Evarts, Joseph H. Choate, James S. Brady, Judge John R. Brady,
+General Horace Porter, or Robert G. Ingersoll.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After General Grant settled in New York he was frequently a guest
+at public dinners and always produced an impression by simple,
+direct, and effective oratory.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+General Sherman, on the other hand, was an orator as well as a
+fighter. He never seemed to be prepared, but out of the occasion
+would give soldierly, graphic, and picturesque presentations of
+thought and description.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Not to have heard on these occasions Robert G. Ingersoll was to
+have missed being for the evening under the spell of a magician.
+I have been frequently asked if I could remember occasions of this
+kind which were of more than ordinary interest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After-dinner oratory, while most attractive at the time, is
+evanescent, but some incidents are interesting in memory. At
+the time of Queen Victoria's jubilee I was present where a
+representative of Canada was called upon for a speech. With the
+exception of the Canadian and myself the hosts and guests were
+all English. My Canadian friend enlarged upon the wonders of his
+country. A statement of its marvels did not seem sufficient for
+him unless it was augmented by comparisons with other countries
+to the glory of Canada, and so he compared Canada with the
+United States. Canada had better and more enduring institutions,
+she had a more virile, intelligent, and progressive population,
+and she had protected herself, as the United States did not,
+against undesirable immigration, and in everything which constituted
+an up-to-date, progressive, healthy, and hopeful commonwealth she
+was far in advance of the United States.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was called upon immediately afterwards and said I would agree
+with the distinguished gentleman from Canada that in one thing
+at least Canada was superior to the United States, and it was
+that she had far more land, but it was mostly ice. I regret to
+remember that my Canadian friend lost his temper.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the historical dinners of New York, which no one will forget
+who was there, was just after the close of the Civil War, or, as
+my dear old friend, Colonel Watterson, called it, "The War between
+the States." The principal guests were General Sherman and
+Henry W. Grady of Atlanta, Ga. General Sherman, in his speech,
+described the triumphant return of the Union Army to Washington,
+its review by the President, and then its officers and men returning
+to private life and resuming their activities and industries as
+citizens. It was a word-picture of wonderful and startling
+picturesqueness and power and stirred an audience, composed
+largely of veterans who had been participants both in the battles
+and in the parades, to the highest degree of enthusiasm. Mr. Grady
+followed. He was a young man with rare oratorical gifts. He
+described the return of the Confederate soldiers to their homes
+after the surrender at Appomattox. They had been four years
+fighting and marching. They were ragged and poor. They returned
+to homes and farms, many of which had been devastated. They had
+no capital, and rarely animals or farming utensils necessary to
+begin again. But with superb courage, not only on their own part
+but with the assistance of their wives, sisters, and daughters,
+they made the desert land flourish and resurrected the country.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This remarkable description of Grady, which I only outline, came
+as a counterpart to the triumphant epic of General Sherman. The
+effect was electric, and beyond almost any that have ever occurred
+in New York or anywhere, and Grady sprang into international fame.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Joseph H. Choate was a most dangerous fellow speaker to his
+associates who spoke before him. I had with him many encounters
+during fifty years, and many times enjoyed being the sufferer by
+his wit and humor. On one occasion Choate won the honors of the
+evening by an unexpected attack. There is a village in western
+New York which is named after me. The enterprising inhabitants,
+boring for what might be under the surface of their ground,
+discovered natural gas. According to American fashion, they
+immediately organized a company and issued a prospectus for the
+sale of the stock. The prospectus fell into the hands of Mr. Choate.
+With great glee he read it and then with emphasis the name of
+the company: "The Depew Natural Gas Company, Limited," and waving
+the prospectus at me shouted: "Why limited?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There have been two occasions in Mr. Choate's after-dinner speeches
+much commented upon both in this country and abroad. As I was
+present on both evenings, it seems the facts ought to be accurately
+stated. The annual dinner of the "Friendly Sons of St. Patrick"
+occurred during one of the years when the Home Rule question was
+most acute in England and actively discussed here. At the same
+time our Irish fellow citizens, with their talent for public life,
+had captured all the offices in New York City. They had the mayor,
+the majority of the Board of Aldermen, and a large majority of
+the judges. When Mr. Choate spoke he took up the Home Rule
+question, and, without indicating his own views, said substantially:
+"We Yankees used to be able to govern ourselves, but you Irish
+have come here and taken the government away from us. You have
+our entire city administration in your hands, and you do with us
+as you like. We are deprived of Home Rule. Now what you are
+clamoring for both at home and abroad is Home Rule for Ireland.
+With such demonstrated ability in capturing the greatest city on
+the western continent, and one of the greatest in the world, why
+don't you go back to Ireland and make, as you would, Home Rule
+there a success?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was called a few minutes afterwards to a conference of the
+leading Irishmen present. I was an honorary member of that society,
+and they were in a high state of indignation. The more radical
+thought that Mr. Choate's speech should be resented at once.
+However, those who appreciated its humor averted hostile action,
+but Mr. Choate was never invited to an Irish banquet again.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The second historical occasion was when the Scotch honored their
+patron Saint, St. Andrew. The attendance was greater than ever
+before, and the interest more intense because the Earl of Aberdeen
+was present. The earl was at that time Governor-General of Canada,
+but to the Scotchmen he was much more than that, because he was
+the chief of the Clan Gordon. The earl came to the dinner in full
+Highland costume. Lady Aberdeen and the ladies of the vice-regal
+court were in the gallery. I sat next to the earl and Choate sat
+next to me. Choate said: "Chauncey, are Aberdeen's legs bare?"
+I looked under the table-cloth and discovered that they were
+naturally so because of his costume. I answered: "Choate, they are."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I thought nothing of it until Choate began his speech, in which
+he said: "I was not fully informed by the committee of the
+importance of the occasion. I did not know that the Earl of Aberdeen
+was to be here as a guest of honor. I was especially and
+unfortunately ignorant that he was coming in the full panoply of
+his great office as chief of Clan Gordon. If I had known that
+I would have left my trousers at home."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Aberdeen enjoyed it, the ladies in the gallery were amused, but
+the Scotch were mad, and Choate lost invitations to future Scotch dinners.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Few appreciate the lure of the metropolis. It attracts the
+successful to win greater success with its larger opportunities.
+It has resistless charm with the ambitious and the enterprising.
+New York, with its suburbs, which are really a part of itself,
+is the largest city in the world. It is the only true cosmopolitan
+one. It has more Irish than any city in Ireland, more Germans
+and Italians than any except the largest cities in Germany or
+Italy. It has more Southerners than are gathered in any place
+in any Southern State, and the same is true of Westerners and
+those from the Pacific coast and New England, except in Chicago,
+San Francisco, or Boston. There is also a large contingent from
+the West Indies, South America, and Canada.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The people who make up the guests at a great dinner are the
+survival of the fittest of these various settlers in New York.
+While thousands fail and go back home or drop by the way, these
+men have made their way by superior ability, foresight, and
+adaptability through the fierce competitions of the great city.
+They are unusually keen-witted and alert. For the evening of
+the banquet they leave behind their business and its cares and
+are bent on being entertained, amused, and instructed. They are
+a most catholic audience, broad-minded, hospitable, and friendly
+to ideas whether they are in accord with them or not, providing
+they are well presented. There is one thing they will not submit
+to, and that is being bored.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+These functions are usually over by midnight, and rarely last
+so long; while out in the country and in other towns, it is no
+unusual thing to have a dinner with speeches run along until
+the early hours of the next morning. While public men, politicians,
+and aspiring orators seek their opportunities upon this platform
+in New York, few succeed and many fail. It is difficult for a
+stranger to grasp the situation and adapt himself at once to its
+atmosphere. I have narrated in preceding pages some remarkable
+successes, and will give a few instances of very able and
+distinguished men who lost touch of their audiences.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the ablest men in the Senate was Senator John T. Morgan,
+of Alabama. I was fond of him personally and admired greatly his
+many and varied talents. He was a most industrious and admirable
+legislator, and a debater of rare influence. He was a master of
+correct and scholarly English, and one of the very few who never
+went to the reporters' room to correct his speeches. As they were
+always perfect, he let them stand as they were delivered.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Morgan was a great card on a famous occasion among the
+many well-known men who were also to speak. Senator Elihu Root
+presided with his usual distinction. Senator Morgan had a prepared
+speech which he read. It was unusually long, but very good. On
+account of his reputation the audience was, for such an audience,
+wonderfully patient and frequent and enthusiastic in its applause.
+Mistaking his favorable reception, Senator Morgan, after he had
+finished the manuscript, started in for an extended talk. After
+the hour had grown to nearly two, the audience became impatient,
+and the senator, again mistaking its temper, thought they had
+become hostile and announced that at many times and many places
+he had been met with opposition, but that he could not be put down
+or silenced. Mr. Root did the best he could to keep the peace,
+but the audience, who were anxious to hear the other speakers,
+gave up hope and began to leave, with the result that midnight
+saw an empty hall with a presiding officer and an orator.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At another great political dinner I sat beside Governor Oglesby,
+of Illinois. He was famous as a war governor and as a speaker.
+There were six speakers on the dais, of whom I was one. Happily,
+my turn came early. The governor said to me: "How much of the
+gospel can these tenderfeet stand?" "Well, Governor," I answered,
+"there are six speakers to-night, and the audience will not allow
+the maximum of time occupied to be more than thirty minutes. Any
+one who exceeds that will lose his crowd and, worse than that,
+he may be killed by the eloquent gentlemen who are bursting with
+impatience to get the floor, and who are to follow him."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Why," said the governor, "I don't see how any one can get started
+in thirty minutes."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Well," I cautioned, "please do not be too long."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+When the midnight hour struck the hall was again practically
+empty, the governor in the full tide of his speech, which evidently
+would require about three hours, and the chairman declared the
+meeting adjourned.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Senator Foraker, of Ohio, who was one of the appointed speakers,
+told me the next morning that at the Fifth Avenue Hotel, where
+he was stopping, he was just getting into bed when the governor
+burst into his room and fairly shouted: "Foraker, no wonder
+New York is almost always wrong. You saw to-night that it would
+not listen to the truth. Now I want to tell you what I intended
+to say." He was shouting with impassioned eloquence, his voice
+rising until, through the open windows, it reached Madison Square Park,
+when the watchman burst in and said: "Sir, the guests in this
+hotel will not stand that any longer, but if you must finish your
+speech I will take you out in the park."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During Cleveland's administration one of the New York banquets
+became a national affair. The principal speaker was the secretary
+of the interior, Lucius Q. C. Lamar, who afterwards became
+United States senator and justice of the Supreme Court. Mr. Lamar
+was one of the ablest and most cultured men in public life, and
+a fine orator. I was called upon so late that it was impossible
+to follow any longer the serious discussions of the evening, and
+what the management and the audience wanted from me was some fun.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lamar, with his Johnsonian periods and the lofty style of
+Edmund Burke, furnished an opportunity for a little pleasantry.
+He came to me, when I had finished, in great alarm and said:
+"My appearance here is not an ordinary one and does not permit
+humor. I am secretary of the interior, and the representative of
+the president and his administration. My speech is really the
+message of the president to the whole country, and I wish you
+would remedy any impression which the country might otherwise
+receive from your humor."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This I was very glad to do, but it was an instance of which I have
+met many, of a very distinguished and brilliant gentleman taking
+himself too seriously. At another rather solemn function of this
+kind I performed the same at the request of the management, but
+with another protest from the orator and his enmity.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In reminiscing, after he retired from the presidency, Mr. Cleveland
+spoke to me of his great respect and admiration for Mr. Lamar.
+Cleveland's speeches were always short. His talent was for
+compression and concentration, and he could not understand the
+necessity for an effort of great length. He told me that while
+Justice Lamar was secretary of the interior he came to him one
+day and said: "Mr. President, I have accepted an invitation to
+deliver an address in the South, and as your administration may
+be held responsible for what I say, I wish you would read it over
+and make any corrections or suggestions."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Cleveland said the speech was extraordinarily long though
+very good, and when he returned it to Secretary Lamar he said to
+him: "That speech will take at least three hours to deliver.
+A Northern audience would never submit to over an hour. Don't
+you think you had better cut it down?" The secretary replied:
+"No, Mr. President; a Southern audience expects three hours, and
+would be better satisfied with five."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Justice Miller, one of the ablest of the judges of the Supreme Court
+at that time, was the principal speaker on another occasion. He
+was ponderous to a degree, and almost equalled in the emphasis
+of his utterances, what was once said of Daniel Webster, that
+every word weighed twelve pounds. I followed him. The Attorney-General
+of the United States, who went back to Washington the next
+day with Justice Miller, told me that as soon as they had got
+on the train the justice commenced to complain that I had wholly
+misunderstood his speech, and that no exaggeration of interpretation
+would warrant what I said. The judge saw no humor in my little
+effort to relieve the situation, and took it as a reply of opposing
+counsel. He said that the justice took it up from another phase
+after leaving Philadelphia, and resumed his explanation from
+another angle as to what he meant after they reached Baltimore.
+When the train arrived at its destination and they separated in the
+Washington station, the justice turned to the attorney-general
+and said: "Damn Depew! Good-night."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Such are the perils of one who good-naturedly yields to the
+importunities of a committee of management who fear the failure
+with their audience of their entertainment.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The great dinners of New York are the Chamber of Commerce, which
+is a national function, as were also for a long time, during the
+presidency of Mr. Choate, those of the New England Society. The
+annual banquets of the Irish, Scotch, English, Welsh, Holland,
+St. Nicholas, and the French, are also most interesting, and
+sometimes by reason of the presence of a national or international
+figure, assume great importance. The dinner which the Pilgrims
+Society tenders to the British ambassador gives him an opportunity,
+without the formalities and conventions of his office, of speaking
+his mind both to the United States and to his own people.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The annual banquets of the State societies are now assuming greater
+importance. Each State has thousands of men who have been or
+still are citizens, but who live in New York. Those dinners
+attract the leading politicians of their several States. It is
+a platform for the ambitious to be president and sometimes succeeds.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Garfield made a great impression at one of these State dinners,
+so did Foraker, and at the last dinner of the Ohio Society the
+star was Senator Warren G. Harding. On one occasion, when McKinley
+and Garfield were present, in the course of my speech I made a
+remark which has since been adopted as a sort of motto by the
+Buckeye State. Ohio, I think, has passed Virginia as a mother
+of presidents. It is remarkable that the candidates of both great
+parties are now of that State. I said in the closing of my speech,
+alluding to the distinguished guests and their prospects: "Some
+men have greatness thrust upon them, some are born great, and some
+are born in Ohio."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of the greatest effects produced by a speech was by
+Henry Ward Beecher at an annual dinner of the Friendly Sons of
+St. Patrick. At the time, the Home Rule question was more than
+ordinarily acute and Fenianism was rabid. While Mr. Beecher had
+great influence upon his audience, his audience had equal influence
+upon him. As he enlarged upon the wrongs of Ireland the responses
+became more enthusiastic and finally positively savage. This
+stirred the orator up till he gave the wildest approval to direct
+action and revolution, with corresponding cheers from the diners,
+standing and cheering. Mr. Beecher was explaining that speech
+for about a year afterwards. I was a speaker on the same platform.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Beecher always arrived late, and everybody thought it was
+to get the applause as he came in but he explained to me that it
+was due to his method of preparation. He said his mind would
+not work freely until three hours after he had eaten. Many speakers
+have told me the same thing. He said when he had a speech to make
+at night, whether it was at a dinner or elsewhere, that he took
+his dinner in the middle of the day, and then a glass of milk
+and crackers at five o'clock, with nothing afterwards. Then in
+the evening his mind was perfectly clear and under absolute control.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Lotos Club has been for fifty years to New York what the
+Savage Club is to London. It attracts as its guests the most
+eminent men of letters who visit this country. Its entertainments
+are always successful. For twenty-nine years it had for its
+president Mr. Frank R. Lawrence, a gentleman with a genius for
+introducing distinguished strangers with most felicitous speeches,
+and a committee who selected with wonderful judgment the other
+speakers of the evening. A successor to Mr. Lawrence, and of
+equal merit, has been found in Chester S. Lord, now president of
+the Lotos Club. Mr. Lord was for more than a third of a century
+managing editor of the New York Sun, and is now chancellor of
+the University of the State of New York.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember one occasion where the most tactful man who ever appeared
+before his audience slipped his trolley, and that was Bishop Potter.
+The bishop was a remarkably fine preacher and an unusually attractive
+public speaker and past master of all the social amenities of life.
+The guest of the evening was the famous Canon Kingsley, author
+of "Hypatia" and other works at that time universally popular.
+The canon had the largest and reddest nose one ever saw. The
+bishop, among the pleasantries of his introduction, alluded to
+this headlight of religion and literature. The canon fell from
+grace and never forgave the bishop.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On Lotos nights I have heard at their best Lord Houghton, statesman
+and poet, Mark Twain, Stanley the explorer, and I consider it one
+of the distinctions as well as pleasures of my life to have been
+a speaker at the Lotos on more occasions than any one else during
+the last half century.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In Mr. Joseph Pulitzer's early struggles with his paper, the
+New York World, the editorial columns frequently had very severe
+attacks on Mr. William H. Vanderbilt and the New York Central
+Railroad. They were part, of course, of attacks upon monopoly.
+I was frequently included in these criticisms.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Lotos Club gave a famous dinner to George Augustus Sala, the
+English writer and journalist. I found myself seated beside
+Mr. Pulitzer, whom I had never met. When I was called upon to
+speak I introduced, in what I had to say about the distinguished
+guest, this bit of audacity. I said substantially, in addition to
+Mr. Sala: "We have with us to-night a great journalist who comes
+to the metropolis from the wild and woolly West. After he had
+purchased the World he came to me and said, 'Chauncey Depew,
+I have a scheme, which I am sure will benefit both of us. Everybody
+is envious of the prestige of the New York Central and the wealth
+of Mr. Vanderbilt. You are known as his principal adviser. Now,
+if in my general hostility to monopoly I include Mr. Vanderbilt and
+the New York Central as principal offenders, I must include you,
+because you are the champion in your official relationship of the
+corporation and of its policies and activities. I do not want
+you to have any feeling against me because of this. The policy
+will secure for the World everybody who is not a stockholder in
+the New York Central, or does not possess millions of money. When
+Mr. Vanderbilt finds that you are attacked, he is a gentleman and
+broad-minded enough to compensate you and will grant to you both
+significant promotion and a large increase in salary.'" Then I
+added: "Well, gentlemen, I have only to say that Mr. Pulitzer's
+experiment has been eminently successful. He has made his newspaper
+a recognized power and a notable organ of public opinion; its
+fortunes are made and so are his, and, in regard to myself, all
+he predicted has come true, both in promotion and in enlargement
+of income." When I sat down Mr. Pulitzer grasped me by the hand
+and said: "Chauncey Depew, you are a mighty good fellow. I have
+been misinformed about you. You will have friendly treatment
+hereafter in any newspaper which I control."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Gridiron Club of Washington, because of both its ability and
+genius and especially its national position, furnishes a wonderful
+platform for statesmen. Its genius in creating caricatures and
+fake pageants of current political situations at the capital and
+its public men is most remarkable. The president always attends,
+and most of the Cabinet and justices of the Supreme Court. The
+ambassadors and representatives of the leading governments
+represented in Washington are guests, and so are the best-known
+senators and representatives of the time. The motto of the club
+is "Reporters are never present. Ladies always present." Though
+the association is made up entirely of reporters, the secrecy is
+so well kept that the speakers are unusually frank.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was a famous contest one night there, however, between
+President Roosevelt and Senator Foraker, who at the time were
+intensely antagonistic, which can never be forgotten by those
+present. There was a delightful interplay between William J. Bryan
+and President Roosevelt, when Bryan charged the president with
+stealing all his policies and ideas.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+If the speaker grasped the peculiarities of his audience and its
+temperament, his task was at once the most difficult and the most
+delightful, and my friend, Mr. Arthur Dunn, has performed most
+useful service in embalming a portion of Gridiron history in his
+volume, "Gridiron Nights."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Pierpont Morgan, the greatest of American bankers, was much more
+than a banker. He had a wonderful collection in his library and
+elsewhere of rare books and works of art. He was always delightful
+on the social side. He was very much pleased when he was elected
+president of the New England Society. The annual dinner that year
+was a remarkably brilliant affair. It was the largest in the
+history of the organization. The principal speaker was William Everett,
+son of the famous Edward Everett and himself a scholar of great
+acquirements and culture. His speech was another evidence of
+a very superior man mistaking his audience. He was principal of
+the Adams Academy, that great preparatory institution for
+Harvard University, and he had greatly enlarged its scope and
+usefulness.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Everett evidently thought that the guests of the New England
+Society of New York would be composed of men of letters, educators,
+and Harvard graduates. Instead of that, the audience before him
+were mainly bankers and successful business men whose Puritan
+characteristics had enabled them to win great success in the
+competitions in the great metropolis in every branch of business.
+They were out for a good time and little else.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Everett produced a ponderous mass of manuscript and began
+reading on the history of New England education and the influence
+upon it of the Cambridge School. He had more than an hour of
+material and lost his audience in fifteen minutes. No efforts of
+the chairman could bring them to attention, and finally the educator
+lost that control of himself which he was always teaching to the
+boys and threw his manuscript at the heads of the reporters. From
+their reports in their various newspapers the next day, they did
+not seem to have absorbed the speech by this original method.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Choate and I were both to speak, and Choate came first. As usual,
+he threw a brick at me. He mentioned that a reporter had come to
+him and said: "Mr. Choate, I have Depew's speech carefully prepared,
+with the applause and laughter already in. I want yours." Of
+course, no reporter had been to either of us. Mr. Choate had in
+his speech an unusual thing for him, a long piece of poetry. When
+my turn came to reply I said: "The reporter came to me, as
+Mr. Choate has said, and made the remark: 'I already have Choate's
+speech. It has in it a good deal of poetry.' I asked the reporter:
+'From what author is the poetry taken?' He answered: 'I do not
+know the author, but the poetry is so bad I think Choate has
+written it himself.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Choate told me a delightful story of his last interview with
+Mr. Evarts before he sailed for Europe to take up his ambassadorship
+at the Court of St. James. "I called," he said, "on Mr. Evarts
+to bid him good-by. He had been confined to his room by a fatal
+illness for a long time. 'Choate,' he said, 'I am delighted with
+your appointment. You eminently deserve it, and you are
+pre-eminently fit for the place. You have won the greatest
+distinction in our profession, and have harvested enough of its
+rewards to enable you to meet the financial responsibilities of
+this post without anxiety. You will have a most brilliant and
+useful career in diplomacy, but I fear I will never see you again.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Choate said: "Mr. Evarts, we have had a delightful partnership
+of over forty years, and when I retire from diplomacy and resume
+the practice of the law I am sure you and I will go on together
+again for many years in the same happy old way."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Evarts replied: "No, Choate, I fear that cannot be. When I think
+what a care I am to all my people, lying so helpless here, and
+that I can do nothing any more to repay their kindness, or to help
+in the world, I feel like the boy who wrote from school to his
+mother a letter of twenty pages, and then added after the end:
+'P. S. Dear mother, please excuse my longevity.'"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Where one has a reputation as a speaker and is also known to oblige
+friends and to be hardly able to resist importunities, the demands
+upon him are very great. They are also sometimes original and unique.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At one time, the day before Christmas, a representative of the
+New York World came to see me, and said: "We are going to give
+a dinner to-night to the tramps who gather between ten and eleven
+o'clock at the Vienna Restaurant, opposite the St. Denis Hotel,
+to receive the bread which the restaurant distributes at that hour."
+This line was there every night standing in the cold waiting their
+turn. I went down to the hotel, and a young man and young lady
+connected with the newspaper crossed the street and picked out
+from the line a hundred guests.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a remarkable assemblage. The dinner provided was a beautiful
+and an excellent one for Christmas. As I heard their stories,
+there was among them a representative of almost every department
+of American life. Some were temporarily and others permanently
+down and out. Every one of the learned professions was represented
+and many lines of business. The most of them were in this
+condition, because they had come to New York to make their way,
+and had struggled until their funds were exhausted, and then they
+were ashamed to return home and confess their failure.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I presided at this remarkable banquet and made not only one speech
+but several. By encouraging the guests we had several excellent
+addresses from preachers without pulpits, lawyers without clients,
+doctors without patients, engineers without jobs, teachers without
+schools, and travellers without funds. One man arose and said:
+"Chauncey Depew, the World has given us such an excellent dinner,
+and you have given us such a merry Christmas Eve, we would like
+to shake hands with you as we go out."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had long learned the art of shaking hands with the public. Many
+a candidate has had his hands crushed and been permanently hurt
+by the vise-like grip of an ardent admirer or a vicious opponent.
+I remember General Grant complaining of this, of how he suffered,
+and I told him of my discovery of grasping the hand first and
+dropping it quickly.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The people about me were looking at these men as they came along,
+to see if there was any possible danger. Toward the end of the
+procession one man said to me: "Chauncey Depew, I don't belong
+to this crowd. I am well enough off and can take care of myself.
+I am an anarchist. My business is to stir up unrest and discontent,
+and that brings me every night to mingle with the crowd waiting
+for their dole of bread from Fleischmann's bakery. You do more
+than any one else in the whole country to create good feeling and
+dispel unrest, and you have done a lot of it to-night. I made up
+my mind to kill you right here, but you are such an infernal good
+fellow that I have not the heart to do it, so here's my hand."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On one occasion I received an invitation to address a sociological
+society which was to meet at the house of one of the most famous
+entertainers in New York. My host said that Edward Atkinson,
+the well-known New England writer, philosopher, and sociologist,
+would address the meeting. When I arrived at the house I found
+Atkinson in despair. The audience were young ladies in full
+evening dress and young men in white vests, white neckties, and
+swallow-tails. There was also a band present. We were informed
+that this society had endeavored to mingle instruction with
+pleasure, and it really was a dancing club, but they had conceived
+the idea of having something serious and instructive before the ball.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Atkinson said to me: "What won me to come here is that in
+Boston we have a society of the same name. It is composed of
+very serious people who are engaged in settlement and sociological
+work. They are doing their best to improve the conditions of
+the young women and young men who are in clerical and other
+employment. I have delivered several addresses before that society,
+and before the audiences which they gather, on how to live
+comfortably and get married on the smallest possible margin. Now,
+for instance, for my lecture here to-night I have on a ready-made
+suit of clothes, for which I paid yesterday five dollars. In that
+large boiler there is a stove which I have invented. In the oven
+of the stove is beef and various vegetables, and to heat it is
+a kerosene lamp with a clockwork attached. A young man or a young
+woman, or a young married couple go to the market and buy the cheap
+cuts of beef, and then, according to my instructions, they put it
+in the stove with the vegetables, light the lamp, set the clockwork
+and go to their work. When they return at five, six, or seven
+o'clock they find a very excellent and very cheap dinner all ready
+to be served. Now, of what use is my five-dollar suit of clothes
+and my fifty-cent dinner for this crowd of butterflies?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+However, Mr. Atkinson and I made up our minds to talk to them as
+if they needed it or would need it some day or other, and they
+were polite enough to ask questions and pretend to enjoy it.
+I understand that afterwards at the midnight supper there was more
+champagne and more hilarity than at previous gatherings of this
+sociological club.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+During one of our presidential campaigns some young men came up
+from the Bowery to see me. They said: "We have a very hard time
+down in our district. The crowd is a tough one but intelligent,
+and we think would be receptive of the truth if they could hear
+it put to them in an attractive form. We will engage a large
+theatre attached to a Bowery beer saloon if you will come down
+and address the meeting. The novelty of your appearance will
+fill the theatre."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I knew there was considerable risk, and yet it was a great
+opportunity. I believe that in meeting a crowd of that sort one
+should appear as they expect him to look when addressing the best
+of audiences. These people are very proud, and they resent any
+attempt on your part to be what they know you are not, but that
+you are coming down to their level by assuming a character which
+you presume to be theirs. So I dressed with unusual care, and
+when I went on the platform a short-sleeved, short-haired genius
+in the theatre shouted: "Chauncey thinks he is in Carnegie Hall."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The famous Tim Sullivan, who was several times a state senator
+and congressman, and a mighty good fellow, was the leader of the
+Bowery and controlled its political actions. He came to see me
+and said: "I hope you will withdraw from that appointment. I do
+not want you to come down there. In the first place, I cannot
+protect you, and I don't think it is safe. In the second place,
+you are so well known and popular among our people that I am
+afraid you will produce an impression, and if you get away with
+it that will hurt our machine."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In the course of my speech a man arose whom I knew very well as
+a district leader, and who was frequently in my office, seeking
+positions for his constituents and other favors. That night he
+was in his shirt-sleeves among the boys. With the old volunteer
+fireman's swagger and the peculiar patois of that part of New York,
+he said: "Chauncey Depew, you have no business here. You are
+the president of the New York Central Railroad, ain't you, hey?
+You are a rich man, ain't you, hey? We are poor boys. You don't
+know us and can't teach us anything. You had better get out
+while you can."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My reply was this: "My friend, I want a little talk with you.
+I began life very much as you did. Nobody helped me. I was a
+country boy and my capital was this head," and I slapped it,
+"these legs," and I slapped them, "these hands," and I slapped
+them, "and by using them as best I could I have become just what
+you say I am and have got where you will never arrive."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A shirt-sleeved citizen jumped up from the audience and shouted:
+"Go ahead, Chauncey, you're a peach." That characterization
+of a peach went into the newspapers and was attached to me wherever
+I appeared for many years afterwards, not only in this country
+but abroad. It even found a place in the slang column of the great
+dictionaries of the English language. The result of the meeting,
+however, was a free discussion in the Bowery, and for the first
+time in its history that particular district was carried by
+the Republicans.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After their triumph in the election I gave a dinner in the
+Union League Club to the captains of the election districts.
+There were about a hundred of them. The district captains were
+all in their usual business suits, and were as sharp, keen,
+intelligent, and up-to-date young men as one could wish to meet.
+The club members whom I had invited to meet my guests were, of
+course, in conventional evening dress. The novelty of the occasion
+was so enjoyed by them that they indulged with more than usual
+liberality in the fluids and fizz and became very hilarious. Not
+one of the district captains touched a drop of wine.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While the club members were a little frightened at the idea of
+these East-siders coming, my guests understood and met every
+convention of the occasion before, during, and after dinner, as if
+it was an accustomed social function with them. The half dozen
+who made speeches showed a grasp of the political questions of
+the hour and an ability to put their views before an audience which
+was an exhibition of a high order of intelligence and self-culture.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In selecting a few out-of-the-way occasions which were also most
+interesting and instructive, I recall one with a society which
+prided itself upon its absence of narrowness and its freedom of
+thought and discussion. The speakers were most critical of all
+that is generally accepted and believed. Professor John Fiske,
+the historian, was the most famous man present, and very critical
+of the Bible. My good mother had brought me up on the Bible and
+instilled in me the deepest reverence for the good book. The
+criticism of the professor stirred me to a rejoinder. I, of course,
+was in no way equal to meeting him, with his vast erudition and
+scholarly accomplishments. I could only give what the Bible critic
+would regard as valueless, a sledge-hammer expression of faith.
+Somebody took the speech down. Doctor John Hall, the famous
+preacher and for many years pastor of the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian
+Church, told me that the Bible and the church societies in England
+had put the speech into a leaflet, and were distributing many
+millions of them in the British Isles.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is singular what vogue and circulation a story of the hour will
+receive. Usually these decorations of a speech die with the
+occasion. There was fierce rivalry when it was decided to celebrate
+the four hundredth anniversary of the landing of Columbus in
+America, between New York and Chicago, as to which should have
+the exhibition. Of course the Western orators were not modest in
+the claims which they made for the City by the Lakes. To dampen
+their ardor I embroidered the following story, which took wonderfully
+when told in my speech.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was at the Eagle Hotel in Peekskill, at which it was said
+George Washington stopped many times as a guest during the
+Revolutionary War, where in respect to his memory they preserved
+the traditions of the Revolutionary period. At that time the bill
+of fare was not printed, but the waiter announced to the guest
+what would be served, if asked for. A Chicago citizen was dining
+at the hotel. He ordered each of the many items announced to him
+by the waiter. When he came to the deserts the waiter said: "We
+have mince-pie, apple-pie, pumpkin-pie, and custard-pie." The
+Chicago man ordered mince-pie, apple-pie, and pumpkin-pie. The
+disgusted waiter remarked: "What is the matter with the custard?"
+Alongside me sat a very well-known English gentleman of high
+rank, who had come to this country on a sort of missionary and
+evangelistic errand. Of course, he was as solemn as the task he
+had undertaken, which was to convert American sinners. He turned
+suddenly to me and, in a loud voice, asked: "What was the matter
+with the custard-pie?" The story travelled for years, was used
+for many purposes, was often murdered in the narration, but managed
+to survive, and was told to me as an original joke by one of the
+men I met at the convention last June in Chicago.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After Chicago received from Congress the appointment I did all
+I could to help the legislation and appropriations necessary.
+The result was that when I visited the city as an orator at the
+opening of the exhibition I was voted the freedom of the city, was
+given a great reception, and among other things reviewed the school
+children who paraded in my honor.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Yale alumni of New York City had for many years an organization.
+In the early days the members met very infrequently at a dinner.
+This was a formal affair, and generally drew a large gathering,
+both of the local alumni and from the college and the country.
+These meetings were held at Delmonico's, then located in
+Fourteenth Street. The last was so phenomenally dull that there
+were no repetitions.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The speakers were called by classes, and the oldest in graduation
+had the platform. The result was disastrous. These old men all
+spoke too long, and it was an endless stream of platitudes and
+reminiscences of forgotten days until nearly morning. Then an
+inspiration of the chairman led him to say: "I think it might be
+well to have a word from the younger graduates."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was a unanimous call for a well-known humorist named Styles.
+His humor was aided by a startling appearance of abundant red hair,
+an aggressive red mustache, and eyes which seemed to push his
+glasses off his nose. Many of the speakers, owing to the
+imperfection of the dental art in those days, indicated their
+false teeth by their trouble in keeping them in place, and the
+whistling it gave to their utterances. One venerable orator in his
+excitement dropped his into his tumbler in the midst of his address.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Styles said to this tired audience: "At this early hour in the
+morning I will not attempt to speak, but I will tell a story.
+Down at Barnegat, N. J., where I live, our neighbors are very fond
+of apple-jack. One of them while in town had his jug filled, and
+on the way home saw a friend leaning over the gate and looking
+so thirsty that he stopped and handed over his jug with an offer of
+its hospitality. After sampling it the neighbor continued the
+gurgling as the jug rose higher and higher, until there was not
+a drop left in it. The indignant owner said: 'You infernal hog,
+why did you drink up all my apple-jack?' His friend answered:
+'I beg your pardon, Job, but I could not bite off the tap, because
+I have lost all my teeth.'" The aptness of the story was the
+success of the evening.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Some years afterwards there was a meeting of the alumni to form
+a live association. Among those who participated in the organization
+were William Walter Phelps, afterwards member of Congress and
+minister to Austria; Judge Henry E. Howland; John Proctor Clarke,
+now chief justice of the Appellate Division; James R. Sheffield
+(several years later) now president of the Union League Club;
+and Isaac Bromley, one of the editors of the New York Tribune,
+one of the wittiest writers of his time, and many others who have
+since won distinction. They elected me president, and I continued
+such by successive elections for ten years.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The association met once a month and had a serious paper read,
+speeches, a simple supper, and a social evening. These monthly
+gatherings became a feature and were widely reported in the press.
+We could rely upon one or more of the faculty, and there was always
+to be had an alumnus of national reputation from abroad. We had
+a formal annual dinner, which was more largely attended than
+almost any function of the kind in the city, and, because of the
+variety and excellence of the speaking, always very enjoyable.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Harvard and Princeton alumni also had an association at that
+time, with annual dinners, and it was customary for the officers
+of each of these organizations to be guests of the one which gave
+the dinner. The presidents of the colleges represented always
+came. Yale could rely upon President Dwight, Harvard upon
+President Eliot, and Princeton upon President McCosh.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of course, the interchanges between the representatives of the
+different colleges were as exciting and aggressive as their
+football and baseball contests are to-day. I recall one occasion
+of more than usual interest. It was the Princeton dinner, and
+the outstanding figure of the occasion was that most successful
+and impressive of college executives, President McCosh. He spoke
+with a broad Scotch accent and was in every sense a literalist.
+Late in the evening Mr. Beaman, a very brilliant lawyer and partner
+of Evarts and Choate, who was president of the Harvard Alumni
+Association, said to me: "These proceedings are fearfully prosaic
+and highbrow. When you are called, you attack President McCosh,
+and I will defend him." So in the course of my remarks, which
+were highly complimentary to Princeton and its rapid growth under
+President McCosh, I spoke of its remarkable success in receiving
+gifts and legacies, which were then pouring into its treasury every
+few months, and were far beyond anything which came either to
+Yale or Harvard, though both were in great need. Then I hinted
+that possibly this flow of riches was due to the fact that
+President McCosh had such an hypnotic influence over the graduates
+of Princeton and their fathers, mothers, and wives that none of
+them felt there was a chance of a heavenly future unless Princeton
+was among the heirs.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Beaman was very indignant and with the continuing approval
+and applause of the venerable doctor made a furious attack upon
+me. His defense of the president was infinitely worse than my
+attack. He alleged that I had intimated that the doctor kept tab
+on sick alumni of wealth and their families, and at the critical
+moment there would be a sympathetic call from the doctor, and,
+while at the bedside he administered comfort and consolation,
+yet he made it plain to the patient that he could not hope for
+the opening of the pearly gates or the welcome of St. Peter unless
+Princeton was remembered. Then Beaman, in a fine burst of oratory,
+ascribed this wonderful prosperity not to any personal effort or
+appeal, but because the sons of Princeton felt such reverence and
+gratitude for their president that they were only too glad of an
+opportunity to contribute to the welfare of the institution.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The moment Beaman sat down the doctor arose, and with great
+intensity expressed his thanks and gratitude to the eloquent
+president of the Harvard alumni, and then shouted: "I never,
+never, never solicited a gift for Princeton from a dying man.
+I never, never, never sat by the bedside of a dying woman and
+held up the terrors of hell and the promises of heaven, according
+to the disposition she made of her estate. I never, never looked
+with unsympathetic and eager anticipation whenever any of our
+wealthy alumni appeared in ill health."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The doctor, however, retaliated subsequently. He invited me to
+deliver a lecture before the college, and entertained me most
+delightfully at his house. It was a paid admission, and when
+I left in the morning he said: "I want to express to you on behalf
+of our college our thanks. We raised last evening through your
+lecture enough to fit our ball team for its coming contest with
+Yale." In that contest Princeton was triumphant.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Yale Alumni Association subsequently evoluted into the Yale Club
+of New York, which has in every way been phenomenally prosperous.
+It is a factor of national importance in supporting Yale and keeping
+alive everywhere appreciation and enthusiasm for and practice of
+Yale spirit.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My class of 1856 at Yale numbered ninety-seven on graduation.
+Only six of us survive. In these pages I have had a continuous
+class meeting. Very few, if any, of my associates in the New York
+Legislature of 1862 and 1863 are alive, and none of the State
+officers who served with me in the succeeding years. There is
+no one left in the service who was there when I became connected
+with the New York Central Railroad, and no executive officer in
+any railroad in the United States who held that position when
+I was elected and is still active.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is the habit of age to dwell on the degeneracy of the times
+and lament the good old days and their superiority, but Yale is
+infinitely greater and broader than when I graduated sixty-five
+years ago. The New York Legislature and State executives are
+governing an empire compared with the problems which we had to
+solve fifty-nine years ago.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I believe in the necessity of leadership, and while recognizing
+a higher general average in public life, regret that the world
+crisis through which we have passed and which is not yet completed,
+has produced no Washington, Lincoln, or Roosevelt. I rejoice that
+President Harding, under the pressure of his unequalled responsibilities,
+is developing the highest qualities of leadership. It is an
+exquisite delight to visualize each administration from 1856 and
+to have had considerable intimacy with the leaders in government
+and the moulders of public opinion during sixty-five unusually
+laborious years.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Many who have given their reminiscences have kept close continuing
+diaries. From these voluminous records they have selected according
+to their judgment. As I have before said, I have no data and must
+rely on my memory. This faculty is not logical, its operations are
+not by years or periods, but its films unroll as they are moved
+by association of ideas and events.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It has been a most pleasurable task to bring back into my life
+these worthies of the past and to live over again events of greater
+or lesser importance. Sometimes an anecdote illumines a character
+more than a biography, and a personal incident helps an understanding
+of a period more than its formal history.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Life has had for me immeasurable charms. I recognize at all times
+there has been granted to me the loving care and guidance of God.
+My sorrows have been alleviated and lost their acuteness from a
+firm belief in closer reunion in eternity. My misfortunes,
+disappointments, and losses have been met and overcome by abundant
+proof of my mother's faith and teaching that they were the discipline
+of Providence for my own good, and if met in that spirit and
+with redoubled effort to redeem the apparent tragedy they would
+prove to be blessings. Such has been the case.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+While new friends are not the same as old ones, yet I have found
+cheer and inspiration in the close communion with the young of
+succeeding generations. They have made and are making this a
+mighty good world for me.
+</P>
+
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