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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, A Thin Ghost and Others, by M. R. (Montague
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+Title: A Thin Ghost and Others
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+Author: M. R. (Montague Rhodes) James
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+Release Date: January 16, 2007 [eBook #20387]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A THIN GHOST AND OTHERS***
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+A THIN GHOST AND OTHERS
+
+by
+
+MONTAGUE RHODES JAMES, LITT.D.
+
+Provost Of Eton College
+Author of "Ghost Stories of an Antiquary," "More Ghost Stories," etc.
+
+Third Impression
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+New York
+Longmans, Green & Co.
+London: Edward Arnold
+1920
+(All rights reserved)
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+Two of these stories, the third and fourth, have appeared in print in
+the _Cambridge Review_, and I wish to thank the proprietor for
+permitting me to republish them here.
+
+I have had my doubts about the wisdom of publishing a third set of
+tales; sequels are, not only proverbially but actually, very hazardous
+things. However, the tales make no pretence but to amuse, and my
+friends have not seldom asked for the publication. So not a great deal
+is risked, perhaps, and perhaps also some one's Christmas may be the
+cheerfuller for a storybook which, I think, only once mentions the
+war.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+THE RESIDENCE AT WHITMINSTER 1
+
+THE DIARY OF MR. POYNTER 49
+
+AN EPISODE OF CATHEDRAL HISTORY 73
+
+THE STORY OF A DISAPPEARANCE AND AN APPEARANCE 107
+
+TWO DOCTORS 135
+
+
+
+
+THE RESIDENCE AT WHITMINSTER
+
+
+
+
+A Thin Ghost and Others
+
+THE RESIDENCE AT WHITMINSTER
+
+
+Dr. Ashton--Thomas Ashton, Doctor of Divinity--sat in his study,
+habited in a dressing-gown, and with a silk cap on his shaven
+head--his wig being for the time taken off and placed on its block on
+a side table. He was a man of some fifty-five years, strongly made, of
+a sanguine complexion, an angry eye, and a long upper lip. Face and
+eye were lighted up at the moment when I picture him by the level ray
+of an afternoon sun that shone in upon him through a tall sash window,
+giving on the west. The room into which it shone was also tall, lined
+with book-cases, and, where the wall showed between them, panelled. On
+the table near the doctor's elbow was a green cloth, and upon it what
+he would have called a silver standish--a tray with inkstands--quill
+pens, a calf-bound book or two, some papers, a churchwarden pipe and
+brass tobacco-box, a flask cased in plaited straw, and a liqueur
+glass. The year was 1730, the month December, the hour somewhat past
+three in the afternoon.
+
+I have described in these lines pretty much all that a superficial
+observer would have noted when he looked into the room. What met Dr.
+Ashton's eye when he looked out of it, sitting in his leather
+arm-chair? Little more than the tops of the shrubs and fruit-trees of
+his garden could be seen from that point, but the red brick wall of it
+was visible in almost all the length of its western side. In the
+middle of that was a gate--a double gate of rather elaborate iron
+scroll-work, which allowed something of a view beyond. Through it he
+could see that the ground sloped away almost at once to a bottom,
+along which a stream must run, and rose steeply from it on the other
+side, up to a field that was park-like in character, and thickly
+studded with oaks, now, of course, leafless. They did not stand so
+thick together but that some glimpse of sky and horizon could be seen
+between their stems. The sky was now golden and the horizon, a horizon
+of distant woods, it seemed, was purple.
+
+But all that Dr. Ashton could find to say, after contemplating this
+prospect for many minutes, was: "Abominable!"
+
+A listener would have been aware, immediately upon this, of the sound
+of footsteps coming somewhat hurriedly in the direction of the study:
+by the resonance he could have told that they were traversing a much
+larger room. Dr. Ashton turned round in his chair as the door opened,
+and looked expectant. The incomer was a lady--a stout lady in the
+dress of the time: though I have made some attempt at indicating the
+doctor's costume, I will not enterprise that of his wife--for it was
+Mrs. Ashton who now entered. She had an anxious, even a sorely
+distracted, look, and it was in a very disturbed voice that she almost
+whispered to Dr. Ashton, putting her head close to his, "He's in a
+very sad way, love, worse, I'm afraid." "Tt--tt, is he really?" and he
+leaned back and looked in her face. She nodded. Two solemn bells, high
+up, and not far away, rang out the half-hour at this moment. Mrs.
+Ashton started. "Oh, do you think you can give order that the minster
+clock be stopped chiming to-night? 'Tis just over his chamber, and
+will keep him from sleeping, and to sleep is the only chance for him,
+that's certain." "Why, to be sure, if there were need, real need, it
+could be done, but not upon any light occasion. This Frank, now, do
+you assure me that his recovery stands upon it?" said Dr. Ashton: his
+voice was loud and rather hard. "I do verily believe it," said his
+wife. "Then, if it must be, bid Molly run across to Simpkins and say
+on my authority that he is to stop the clock chimes at sunset:
+and--yes--she is after that to say to my lord Saul that I wish to see
+him presently in this room." Mrs. Ashton hurried off.
+
+Before any other visitor enters, it will be well to explain the
+situation.
+
+Dr. Ashton was the holder, among other preferments, of a prebend in
+the rich collegiate church of Whitminster, one of the foundations
+which, though not a cathedral, survived dissolution and reformation,
+and retained its constitution and endowments for a hundred years after
+the time of which I write. The great church, the residences of the
+dean and the two prebendaries, the choir and its appurtenances, were
+all intact and in working order. A dean who flourished soon after 1500
+had been a great builder, and had erected a spacious quadrangle of red
+brick adjoining the church for the residence of the officials. Some of
+these persons were no longer required: their offices had dwindled
+down to mere titles, borne by clergy or lawyers in the town and
+neighbourhood; and so the houses that had been meant to accommodate
+eight or ten people were now shared among three, the dean and the two
+prebendaries. Dr. Ashton's included what had been the common parlour
+and the dining-hall of the whole body. It occupied a whole side of the
+court, and at one end had a private door into the minster. The other
+end, as we have seen, looked out over the country.
+
+So much for the house. As for the inmates, Dr. Ashton was a wealthy
+man and childless, and he had adopted, or rather undertaken to bring
+up, the orphan son of his wife's sister. Frank Sydall was the lad's
+name: he had been a good many months in the house. Then one day came a
+letter from an Irish peer, the Earl of Kildonan (who had known Dr.
+Ashton at college), putting it to the doctor whether he would consider
+taking into his family the Viscount Saul, the Earl's heir, and acting
+in some sort as his tutor. Lord Kildonan was shortly to take up a post
+in the Lisbon Embassy, and the boy was unfit to make the voyage: "not
+that he is sickly," the Earl wrote, "though you'll find him whimsical,
+or of late I've thought him so, and to confirm this, 'twas only
+to-day his old nurse came expressly to tell me he was possess'd: but
+let that pass; I'll warrant you can find a spell to make all straight.
+Your arm was stout enough in old days, and I give you plenary
+authority to use it as you see fit. The truth is, he has here no boys
+of his age or quality to consort with, and is given to moping about in
+our raths and graveyards: and he brings home romances that fright my
+servants out of their wits. So there are you and your lady
+forewarned." It was perhaps with half an eye open to the possibility
+of an Irish bishopric (at which another sentence in the Earl's letter
+seemed to hint) that Dr. Ashton accepted the charge of my Lord
+Viscount Saul and of the 200 guineas a year that were to come with
+him.
+
+So he came, one night in September. When he got out of the chaise that
+brought him, he went first and spoke to the postboy and gave him some
+money, and patted the neck of his horse. Whether he made some movement
+that scared it or not, there was very nearly a nasty accident, for the
+beast started violently, and the postilion being unready was thrown
+and lost his fee, as he found afterwards, and the chaise lost some
+paint on the gateposts, and the wheel went over the man's foot who was
+taking out the baggage. When Lord Saul came up the steps into the
+light of the lamp in the porch to be greeted by Dr. Ashton, he was
+seen to be a thin youth of, say, sixteen years old, with straight
+black hair and the pale colouring that is common to such a figure. He
+took the accident and commotion calmly enough, and expressed a proper
+anxiety for the people who had been, or might have been, hurt: his
+voice was smooth and pleasant, and without any trace, curiously, of an
+Irish brogue.
+
+Frank Sydall was a younger boy, perhaps of eleven or twelve, but Lord
+Saul did not for that reject his company. Frank was able to teach him
+various games he had not known in Ireland, and he was apt at learning
+them; apt, too, at his books, though he had had little or no regular
+teaching at home. It was not long before he was making a shift to
+puzzle out the inscriptions on the tombs in the minster, and he would
+often put a question to the doctor about the old books in the library
+that required some thought to answer. It is to be supposed that he
+made himself very agreeable to the servants, for within ten days of
+his coming they were almost falling over each other in their efforts
+to oblige him. At the same time, Mrs. Ashton was rather put to it to
+find new maidservants; for there were several changes, and some of the
+families in the town from which she had been accustomed to draw seemed
+to have no one available. She was forced to go further afield than was
+usual.
+
+These generalities I gather from the doctor's notes in his diary and
+from letters. They are generalities, and we should like, in view of
+what has to be told, something sharper and more detailed. We get it in
+entries which begin late in the year, and, I think, were posted up all
+together after the final incident; but they cover so few days in all
+that there is no need to doubt that the writer could remember the
+course of things accurately.
+
+On a Friday morning it was that a fox, or perhaps a cat, made away
+with Mrs. Ashton's most prized black cockerel, a bird without a single
+white feather on its body. Her husband had told her often enough that
+it would make a suitable sacrifice to AEsculapius; that had discomfited
+her much, and now she would hardly be consoled. The boys looked
+everywhere for traces of it: Lord Saul brought in a few feathers,
+which seemed to have been partially burnt on the garden rubbish-heap.
+It was on the same day that Dr. Ashton, looking out of an upper
+window, saw the two boys playing in the corner of the garden at a game
+he did not understand. Frank was looking earnestly at something in the
+palm of his hand. Saul stood behind him and seemed to be listening.
+After some minutes he very gently laid his hand on Frank's head, and
+almost instantly thereupon, Frank suddenly dropped whatever it was
+that he was holding, clapped his hands to his eyes, and sank down on
+the grass. Saul, whose face expressed great anger, hastily picked the
+object up, of which it could only be seen that it was glittering, put
+it in his pocket, and turned away, leaving Frank huddled up on the
+grass. Dr. Ashton rapped on the window to attract their attention, and
+Saul looked up as if in alarm, and then springing to Frank, pulled him
+up by the arm and led him away. When they came in to dinner, Saul
+explained that they had been acting a part of the tragedy of
+Radamistus, in which the heroine reads the future fate of her father's
+kingdom by means of a glass ball held in her hand, and is overcome by
+the terrible events she has seen. During this explanation Frank said
+nothing, only looked rather bewilderedly at Saul. He must, Mrs. Ashton
+thought, have contracted a chill from the wet of the grass, for that
+evening he was certainly feverish and disordered; and the disorder was
+of the mind as well as the body, for he seemed to have something he
+wished to say to Mrs. Ashton, only a press of household affairs
+prevented her from paying attention to him; and when she went,
+according to her habit, to see that the light in the boys' chamber had
+been taken away, and to bid them good-night, he seemed to be sleeping,
+though his face was unnaturally flushed, to her thinking: Lord Saul,
+however, was pale and quiet, and smiling in his slumber.
+
+Next morning it happened that Dr. Ashton was occupied in church and
+other business, and unable to take the boys' lessons. He therefore set
+them tasks to be written and brought to him. Three times, if not
+oftener, Frank knocked at the study door, and each time the doctor
+chanced to be engaged with some visitor, and sent the boy off rather
+roughly, which he later regretted. Two clergymen were at dinner this
+day, and both remarked--being fathers of families--that the lad seemed
+sickening for a fever, in which they were too near the truth, and it
+had been better if he had been put to bed forthwith: for a couple of
+hours later in the afternoon he came running into the house, crying
+out in a way that was really terrifying, and rushing to Mrs. Ashton,
+clung about her, begging her to protect him, and saying, "Keep them
+off! keep them off!" without intermission. And it was now evident that
+some sickness had taken strong hold of him. He was therefore got to
+bed in another chamber from that in which he commonly lay, and the
+physician brought to him: who pronounced the disorder to be grave and
+affecting the lad's brain, and prognosticated a fatal end to it if
+strict quiet were not observed, and those sedative remedies used which
+he should prescribe.
+
+We are now come by another way to the point we had reached before. The
+minster clock has been stopped from striking, and Lord Saul is on the
+threshold of the study.
+
+"What account can you give of this poor lad's state?" was Dr. Ashton's
+first question. "Why, sir, little more than you know already, I fancy.
+I must blame myself, though, for giving him a fright yesterday when we
+were acting that foolish play you saw. I fear I made him take it more
+to heart than I meant." "How so?" "Well, by telling him foolish tales
+I had picked up in Ireland of what we call the second sight."
+"_Second_ sight! What kind of sight might that be?" "Why, you know our
+ignorant people pretend that some are able to foresee what is to
+come--sometimes in a glass, or in the air, maybe, and at Kildonan we
+had an old woman that pretended to such a power. And I daresay I
+coloured the matter more highly than I should: but I never dreamed
+Frank would take it so near as he did." "You were wrong, my lord, very
+wrong, in meddling with such superstitious matters at all, and you
+should have considered whose house you were in, and how little
+becoming such actions are to my character and person or to your own:
+but pray how came it that you, acting, as you say, a play, should fall
+upon anything that could so alarm Frank?" "That is what I can hardly
+tell, sir: he passed all in a moment from rant about battles and
+lovers and Cleodora and Antigenes to something I could not follow at
+all, and then dropped down as you saw." "Yes: was that at the moment
+when you laid your hand on the top of his head?" Lord Saul gave a
+quick look at his questioner--quick and spiteful--and for the first
+time seemed unready with an answer. "About that time it may have
+been," he said. "I have tried to recollect myself, but I am not sure.
+There was, at any rate, no significance in what I did then." "Ah!"
+said Dr. Ashton, "well, my lord, I should do wrong were I not to tell
+you that this fright of my poor nephew may have very ill consequences
+to him. The doctor speaks very despondingly of his state." Lord Saul
+pressed his hands together and looked earnestly upon Dr. Ashton. "I am
+willing to believe you had no bad intention, as assuredly you could
+have no reason to bear the poor boy malice: but I cannot wholly free
+you from blame in the affair." As he spoke, the hurrying steps were
+heard again, and Mrs. Ashton came quickly into the room, carrying a
+candle, for the evening had by this time closed in. She was greatly
+agitated. "O come!" she cried, "come directly. I'm sure he is going."
+"Going? Frank? Is it possible? Already?" With some such incoherent
+words the doctor caught up a book of prayers from the table and ran
+out after his wife. Lord Saul stopped for a moment where he was.
+Molly, the maid, saw him bend over and put both hands to his face. If
+it were the last words she had to speak, she said afterwards, he was
+striving to keep back a fit of laughing. Then he went out softly,
+following the others.
+
+Mrs. Ashton was sadly right in her forecast. I have no inclination to
+imagine the last scene in detail. What Dr. Ashton records is, or may
+be taken to be, important to the story. They asked Frank if he would
+like to see his companion, Lord Saul, once again. The boy was quite
+collected, it appears, in these moments. "No," he said, "I do not want
+to see him; but you should tell him I am afraid he will be very cold."
+"What do you mean, my dear?" said Mrs. Ashton. "Only that;" said
+Frank, "but say to him besides that I am free of them now, but he
+should take care. And I am sorry about your black cockerel, Aunt
+Ashton; but he said we must use it so, if we were to see all that
+could be seen."
+
+Not many minutes after, he was gone. Both the Ashtons were grieved,
+she naturally most; but the doctor, though not an emotional man, felt
+the pathos of the early death: and, besides, there was the growing
+suspicion that all had not been told him by Saul, and that there was
+something here which was out of his beaten track. When he left the
+chamber of death, it was to walk across the quadrangle of the
+residence to the sexton's house. A passing bell, the greatest of the
+minster bells, must be rung, a grave must be dug in the minster yard,
+and there was now no need to silence the chiming of the minster clock.
+As he came slowly back in the dark, he thought he must see Lord Saul
+again. That matter of the black cockerel--trifling as it might
+seem--would have to be cleared up. It might be merely a fancy of the
+sick boy, but if not, was there not a witch-trial he had read, in
+which some grim little rite of sacrifice had played a part? Yes, he
+must see Saul.
+
+I rather guess these thoughts of his than find written authority for
+them. That there was another interview is certain: certain also that
+Saul would (or, as he said, could) throw no light on Frank's words:
+though the message, or some part of it, appeared to affect him
+horribly. But there is no record of the talk in detail. It is only
+said that Saul sat all that evening in the study, and when he bid
+good-night, which he did most reluctantly, asked for the doctor's
+prayers.
+
+The month of January was near its end when Lord Kildonan, in the
+Embassy at Lisbon, received a letter that for once gravely disturbed
+that vain man and neglectful father. Saul was dead. The scene at
+Frank's burial had been very distressing. The day was awful in
+blackness and wind: the bearers, staggering blindly along under the
+flapping black pall, found it a hard job, when they emerged from the
+porch of the minster, to make their way to the grave. Mrs. Ashton was
+in her room--women did not then go to their kinsfolk's funerals--but
+Saul was there, draped in the mourning cloak of the time, and his face
+was white and fixed as that of one dead, except when, as was noticed
+three or four times, he suddenly turned his head to the left and
+looked over his shoulder. It was then alive with a terrible expression
+of listening fear. No one saw him go away: and no one could find him
+that evening. All night the gale buffeted the high windows of the
+church, and howled over the upland and roared through the woodland. It
+was useless to search in the open: no voice of shouting or cry for
+help could possibly be heard. All that Dr. Ashton could do was to warn
+the people about the college, and the town constables, and to sit up,
+on the alert for any news, and this he did. News came early next
+morning, brought by the sexton, whose business it was to open the
+church for early prayers at seven, and who sent the maid rushing
+upstairs with wild eyes and flying hair to summon her master. The two
+men dashed across to the south door of the minster, there to find Lord
+Saul clinging desperately to the great ring of the door, his head sunk
+between his shoulders, his stockings in rags, his shoes gone, his legs
+torn and bloody.
+
+This was what had to be told to Lord Kildonan, and this really ends
+the first part of the story. The tomb of Frank Sydall and of the Lord
+Viscount Saul, only child and heir to William Earl of Kildonan, is
+one: a stone altar tomb in Whitminster churchyard.
+
+Dr. Ashton lived on for over thirty years in his prebendal house, I do
+not know how quietly, but without visible disturbance. His successor
+preferred a house he already owned in the town, and left that of the
+senior prebendary vacant. Between them these two men saw the
+eighteenth century out and the nineteenth in; for Mr. Hindes, the
+successor of Ashton, became prebendary at nine-and-twenty and died at
+nine-and-eighty. So that it was not till 1823 or 1824 that any one
+succeeded to the post who intended to make the house his home. The man
+who did was Dr. Henry Oldys, whose name may be known to some of my
+readers as that of the author of a row of volumes labelled _Oldys's
+Works_, which occupy a place that must be honoured, since it is so
+rarely touched, upon the shelves of many a substantial library.
+
+Dr. Oldys, his niece, and his servants took some months to transfer
+furniture and books from his Dorsetshire parsonage to the quadrangle
+of Whitminster, and to get everything into place. But eventually the
+work was done, and the house (which, though untenanted, had always
+been kept sound and weather-tight) woke up, and like Monte Cristo's
+mansion at Auteuil, lived, sang, and bloomed once more. On a certain
+morning in June it looked especially fair, as Dr. Oldys strolled in
+his garden before breakfast and gazed over the red roof at the minster
+tower with its four gold vanes, backed by a very blue sky, and very
+white little clouds.
+
+"Mary," he said, as he seated himself at the breakfast table and laid
+down something hard and shiny on the cloth, "here's a find which the
+boy made just now. You'll be sharper than I if you can guess what it's
+meant for." It was a round and perfectly smooth tablet--as much as an
+inch thick--of what seemed clear glass. "It is rather attractive at
+all events," said Mary: she was a fair woman, with light hair and
+large eyes, rather a devotee of literature. "Yes," said her uncle, "I
+thought you'd be pleased with it. I presume it came from the house: it
+turned up in the rubbish-heap in the corner." "I'm not sure that I do
+like it, after all," said Mary, some minutes later. "Why in the world
+not, my dear?" "I don't know, I'm sure. Perhaps it's only fancy."
+"Yes, only fancy and romance, of course. What's that book, now--the
+name of that book, I mean, that you had your head in all yesterday?"
+"_The Talisman_, Uncle. Oh, if this should turn out to be a talisman,
+how enchanting it would be!" "Yes, _The Talisman_: ah, well, you're
+welcome to it, whatever it is: I must be off about my business. Is all
+well in the house? Does it suit you? Any complaints from the servants'
+hall?" "No, indeed, nothing could be more charming. The only _soupcon_
+of a complaint besides the lock of the linen closet, which I told you
+of, is that Mrs. Maple says she cannot get rid of the sawflies out of
+that room you pass through at the other end of the hall. By the way,
+are you sure you like your bedroom? It is a long way off from any one
+else, you know." "Like it? To be sure I do; the further off from you,
+my dear, the better. There, don't think it necessary to beat me:
+accept my apologies. But what are sawflies? will they eat my coats? If
+not, they may have the room to themselves for what I care. We are not
+likely to be using it." "No, of course not. Well, what she calls
+sawflies are those reddish things like a daddy-longlegs, but
+smaller,[1] and there are a great many of them perching about that
+room, certainly. I don't like them, but I don't fancy they are
+mischievous." "There seem to be several things you don't like this
+fine morning," said her uncle, as he closed the door. Miss Oldys
+remained in her chair looking at the tablet, which she was holding in
+the palm of her hand. The smile that had been on her face faded slowly
+from it and gave place to an expression of curiosity and almost
+strained attention. Her reverie was broken by the entrance of Mrs.
+Maple, and her invariable opening, "Oh, Miss, could I speak to you a
+minute?"
+
+A letter from Miss Oldys to a friend in Lichfield, begun a day or two
+before, is the next source for this story. It is not devoid of traces
+of the influence of that leader of female thought in her day, Miss
+Anna Seward, known to some as the Swan of Lichfield.
+
+"My sweetest Emily will be rejoiced to hear that we are at length--my
+beloved uncle and myself--settled in the house that now calls us
+master--nay, master and mistress--as in past ages it has called so
+many others. Here we taste a mingling of modern elegance and hoary
+antiquity, such as has never ere now graced life for either of us. The
+town, small as it is, affords us some reflection, pale indeed, but
+veritable, of the sweets of polite intercourse: the adjacent country
+numbers amid the occupants of its scattered mansions some whose polish
+is annually refreshed by contact with metropolitan splendour, and
+others whose robust and homely geniality is, at times, and by way of
+contrast, not less cheering and acceptable. Tired of the parlours and
+drawing-rooms of our friends, we have ready to hand a refuge from the
+clash of wits or the small talk of the day amid the solemn beauties of
+our venerable minster, whose silvern chimes daily 'knoll us to
+prayer,' and in the shady walks of whose tranquil graveyard we muse
+with softened heart, and ever and anon with moistened eye, upon the
+memorials of the young, the beautiful, the aged, the wise, and the
+good."
+
+Here there is an abrupt break both in the writing and the style.
+
+"But my dearest Emily, I can no longer write with the care which you
+deserve, and in which we both take pleasure. What I have to tell you
+is wholly foreign to what has gone before. This morning my uncle
+brought in to breakfast an object which had been found in the garden;
+it was a glass or crystal tablet of this shape (a little sketch is
+given), which he handed to me, and which, after he left the room,
+remained on the table by me. I gazed at it, I know not why, for some
+minutes, till called away by the day's duties; and you will smile
+incredulously when I say that I seemed to myself to begin to descry
+reflected in it objects and scenes which were not in the room where I
+was. You will not, however, be surprised that after such an experience
+I took the first opportunity to seclude myself in my room with what I
+now half believed to be a talisman of mickle might. I was not
+disappointed. I assure you, Emily, by that memory which is dearest to
+both of us, that what I went through this afternoon transcends the
+limits of what I had before deemed credible. In brief, what I saw,
+seated in my bedroom, in the broad daylight of summer, and looking
+into the crystal depth of that small round tablet, was this. First, a
+prospect, strange to me, of an enclosure of rough and hillocky grass,
+with a grey stone ruin in the midst, and a wall of rough stones about
+it. In this stood an old, and very ugly, woman in a red cloak and
+ragged skirt, talking to a boy dressed in the fashion of maybe a
+hundred years ago. She put something which glittered into his hand,
+and he something into hers, which I saw to be money, for a single coin
+fell from her trembling hand into the grass. The scene passed--I
+should have remarked, by the way, that on the rough walls of the
+enclosure I could distinguish bones, and even a skull, lying in a
+disorderly fashion. Next, I was looking upon two boys; one the figure
+of the former vision, the other younger. They were in a plot of
+garden, walled round, and this garden, in spite of the difference in
+arrangement, and the small size of the trees, I could clearly
+recognize as being that upon which I now look from my window. The boys
+were engaged in some curious play, it seemed. Something was
+smouldering on the ground. The elder placed his hands upon it, and
+then raised them in what I took to be an attitude of prayer: and I
+saw, and started at seeing, that on them were deep stains of blood.
+The sky above was overcast. The same boy now turned his face towards
+the wall of the garden, and beckoned with both his raised hands, and
+as he did so I was conscious that some moving objects were becoming
+visible over the top of the wall--whether heads or other parts of some
+animal or human forms I could not tell. Upon the instant the elder boy
+turned sharply, seized the arm of the younger (who all this time had
+been poring over what lay on the ground), and both hurried off. I then
+saw blood upon the grass, a little pile of bricks, and what I thought
+were black feathers scattered about. That scene closed, and the next
+was so dark that perhaps the full meaning of it escaped me. But what I
+seemed to see was a form, at first crouching low among trees or bushes
+that were being threshed by a violent wind, then running very swiftly,
+and constantly turning a pale face to look behind him, as if he feared
+a pursuer: and, indeed, pursuers were following hard after him. Their
+shapes were but dimly seen, their number--three or four, perhaps,
+only guessed. I suppose they were on the whole more like dogs than
+anything else, but dogs such as we have seen they assuredly were not.
+Could I have closed my eyes to this horror, I would have done so at
+once, but I was helpless. The last I saw was the victim darting
+beneath an arch and clutching at some object to which he clung: and
+those that were pursuing him overtook him, and I seemed to hear the
+echo of a cry of despair. It may be that I became unconscious:
+certainly I had the sensation of awaking to the light of day after an
+interval of darkness. Such, in literal truth, Emily, was my vision--I
+can call it by no other name--of this afternoon. Tell me, have I not
+been the unwilling witness of some episode of a tragedy connected with
+this very house?"
+
+The letter is continued next day. "The tale of yesterday was not
+completed when I laid down my pen. I said nothing of my experiences to
+my uncle--you know, yourself, how little his robust common-sense would
+be prepared to allow of them, and how in his eyes the specific remedy
+would be a black draught or a glass of port. After a silent evening,
+then--silent, not sullen--I retired to rest. Judge of my terror,
+when, not yet in bed, I heard what I can only describe as a distant
+bellow, and knew it for my uncle's voice, though never in my hearing
+so exerted before. His sleeping-room is at the further extremity of
+this large house, and to gain access to it one must traverse an
+antique hall some eighty feet long and a lofty panelled chamber, and
+two unoccupied bedrooms. In the second of these--a room almost devoid
+of furniture--I found him, in the dark, his candle lying smashed on
+the floor. As I ran in, bearing a light, he clasped me in arms that
+trembled for the first time since I have known him, thanked God, and
+hurried me out of the room. He would say nothing of what had alarmed
+him. 'To-morrow, to-morrow,' was all I could get from him. A bed was
+hastily improvised for him in the room next to my own. I doubt if his
+night was more restful than mine. I could only get to sleep in the
+small hours, when daylight was already strong, and then my dreams were
+of the grimmest--particularly one which stamped itself on my brain,
+and which I must set down on the chance of dispersing the impression
+it has made. It was that I came up to my room with a heavy foreboding
+of evil oppressing me, and went with a hesitation and reluctance I
+could not explain to my chest of drawers. I opened the top drawer, in
+which was nothing but ribbons and handkerchiefs, and then the second,
+where was as little to alarm, and then, O heavens, the third and last:
+and there was a mass of linen neatly folded: upon which, as I looked
+with curiosity that began to be tinged with horror, I perceived a
+movement in it, and a pink hand was thrust out of the folds and began
+to grope feebly in the air. I could bear it no more, and rushed from
+the room, clapping the door after me, and strove with all my force to
+lock it. But the key would not turn in the wards, and from within the
+room came a sound of rustling and bumping, drawing nearer and nearer
+to the door. Why I did not flee down the stairs I know not. I
+continued grasping the handle, and mercifully, as the door was plucked
+from my hand with an irresistible force, I awoke. You may not think
+this very alarming, but I assure you it was so to me.
+
+"At breakfast to-day my uncle was very uncommunicative, and I think
+ashamed of the fright he had given us; but afterwards he inquired of
+me whether Mr. Spearman was still in town, adding that he thought that
+was a young man who had some sense left in his head. I think you
+know, my dear Emily, that I am not inclined to disagree with him
+there, and also that I was not unlikely to be able to answer his
+question. To Mr. Spearman he accordingly went, and I have not seen him
+since. I must send this strange budget of news to you now, or it may
+have to wait over more than one post."
+
+The reader will not be far out if he guesses that Miss Mary and Mr.
+Spearman made a match of it not very long after this month of June.
+Mr. Spearman was a young spark, who had a good property in the
+neighbourhood of Whitminster, and not unfrequently about this time
+spent a few days at the "King's Head," ostensibly on business. But he
+must have had some leisure, for his diary is copious, especially for
+the days of which I am telling the story. It is probable to me that he
+wrote this episode as fully as he could at the bidding of Miss Mary.
+
+"Uncle Oldys (how I hope I may have the right to call him so before
+long!) called this morning. After throwing out a good many short
+remarks on indifferent topics, he said 'I wish, Spearman, you'd listen
+to an odd story and keep a close tongue about it just for a bit, till
+I get more light on it.' 'To be sure,' said I, 'you may count on me.'
+'I don't know what to make of it,' he said. 'You know my bedroom. It
+is well away from every one else's, and I pass through the great hall
+and two or three other rooms to get to it.' 'Is it at the end next the
+minster, then?' I asked. 'Yes, it is: well, now, yesterday morning my
+Mary told me that the room next before it was infested with some sort
+of fly that the housekeeper couldn't get rid of. That may be the
+explanation, or it may not. What do you think?' 'Why,' said I, 'you've
+not yet told me what has to be explained.' 'True enough, I don't
+believe I have; but by-the-by, what are these sawflies? What's the
+size of them?' I began to wonder if he was touched in the head. 'What
+I call a sawfly,' I said very patiently, 'is a red animal, like a
+daddy-longlegs, but not so big, perhaps an inch long, perhaps less. It
+is very hard in the body, and to me'--I was going to say 'particularly
+offensive,' but he broke in, 'Come, come; an inch or less. That won't
+do.' 'I can only tell you,' I said, 'what I know. Would it not be
+better if you told me from first to last what it is that has puzzled
+you, and then I may be able to give you some kind of an opinion.' He
+gazed at me meditatively. 'Perhaps it would,' he said. 'I told Mary
+only to-day that I thought you had some vestiges of sense in your
+head.' (I bowed my acknowledgements.) 'The thing is, I've an odd kind
+of shyness about talking of it. Nothing of the sort has happened to me
+before. Well, about eleven o'clock last night, or after, I took my
+candle and set out for my room. I had a book in my other hand--I
+always read something for a few minutes before I drop off to sleep. A
+dangerous habit: I don't recommend it: but I know how to manage my
+light and my bed curtains. Now then, first, as I stepped out of my
+study into the great half that's next to it, and shut the door, my
+candle went out. I supposed I had clapped the door behind me too
+quick, and made a draught, and I was annoyed, for I'd no tinder-box
+nearer than my bedroom. But I knew my way well enough, and went on.
+The next thing was that my book was struck out of my hand in the dark:
+if I said twitched out of my hand it would better express the
+sensation. It fell on the floor. I picked it up, and went on, more
+annoyed than before, and a little startled. But as you know, that hall
+has many windows without curtains, and in summer nights like these it
+is easy to see not only where the furniture is, but whether there's
+any one or anything moving, and there was no one--nothing of the kind.
+So on I went through the hall and through the audit chamber next to
+it, which also has big windows, and then into the bedrooms which lead
+to my own, where the curtains were drawn, and I had to go slower
+because of steps here and there. It was in the second of those rooms
+that I nearly got my _quietus_. The moment I opened the door of it I
+felt there was something wrong. I thought twice, I confess, whether I
+shouldn't turn back and find another way there is to my room rather
+than go through that one. Then I was ashamed of myself, and thought
+what people call better of it, though I don't know about "better" in
+this case. If I was to describe my experience exactly, I should say
+this: there was a dry, light, rustling sound all over the room as I
+went in, and then (you remember it was perfectly dark) something
+seemed to rush at me, and there was--I don't know how to put it--a
+sensation of long thin arms, or legs, or feelers, all about my face,
+and neck, and body. Very little strength in them, there seemed to be,
+but Spearman, I don't think I was ever more horrified or disgusted in
+all my life, that I remember: and it does take something to put me
+out. I roared out as loud as I could, and flung away my candle at
+random, and, knowing I was near the window, I tore at the curtain and
+somehow let in enough light to be able to see something waving which I
+knew was an insect's leg, by the shape of it: but, Lord, what a size!
+Why the beast must have been as tall as I am. And now you tell me
+sawflies are an inch long or less. What do you make of it, Spearman?'
+
+"'For goodness sake finish your story first,' I said. 'I never heard
+anything like it.' 'Oh,' said he, 'there's no more to tell. Mary ran
+in with a light, and there was nothing there. I didn't tell her what
+was the matter. I changed my room for last night, and I expect for
+good.' 'Have you searched this odd room of yours?' I said. 'What do
+you keep in it?' 'We don't use it,' he answered. 'There's an old press
+there, and some little other furniture.' 'And in the press?' said I.
+'I don't know; I never saw it opened, but I do know that it's locked.'
+'Well, I should have it looked into, and, if you had time, I own to
+having some curiosity to see the place myself.' 'I didn't exactly like
+to ask you, but that's rather what I hoped you'd say. Name your time
+and I'll take you there.' 'No time like the present,' I said at once,
+for I saw he would never settle down to anything while this affair was
+in suspense. He got up with great alacrity, and looked at me, I am
+tempted to think, with marked approval. 'Come along,' was all he said,
+however; and was pretty silent all the way to his house. My Mary (as
+he calls her in public, and I in private) was summoned, and we
+proceeded to the room. The Doctor had gone so far as to tell her that
+he had had something of a fright there last night, of what nature he
+had not yet divulged; but now he pointed out and described, very
+briefly, the incidents of his progress. When we were near the
+important spot, he pulled up, and allowed me to pass on. 'There's the
+room,' he said. 'Go in, Spearman, and tell us what you find.' Whatever
+I might have felt at midnight, noonday I was sure would keep back
+anything sinister, and I flung the door open with an air and stepped
+in. It was a well-lighted room, with its large window on the right,
+though not, I thought, a very airy one. The principal piece of
+furniture was the gaunt old press of dark wood. There was, too, a
+four-post bedstead, a mere skeleton which could hide nothing, and
+there was a chest of drawers. On the window-sill and the floor near it
+were the dead bodies of many hundred sawflies, and one torpid one
+which I had some satisfaction in killing. I tried the door of the
+press, but could not open it: the drawers, too, were locked.
+Somewhere, I was conscious, there was a faint rustling sound, but I
+could not locate it, and when I made my report to those outside, I
+said nothing of it. But, I said, clearly the next thing was to see
+what was in those locked receptacles. Uncle Oldys turned to Mary.
+'Mrs. Maple,' he said, and Mary ran off--no one, I am sure, steps like
+her--and soon came back at a soberer pace, with an elderly lady of
+discreet aspect.
+
+"'Have you the keys of these things, Mrs. Maple?' said Uncle Oldys.
+His simple words let loose a torrent (not violent, but copious) of
+speech: had she been a shade or two higher in the social scale, Mrs.
+Maple might have stood as the model for Miss Bates.
+
+"'Oh, Doctor, and Miss, and you too, sir,' she said, acknowledging my
+presence with a bend, 'them keys! who was that again that come when
+first we took over things in this house--a gentleman in business it
+was, and I gave him his luncheon in the small parlour on account of us
+not having everything as we should like to see it in the large
+one--chicken, and apple-pie, and a glass of madeira--dear, dear,
+you'll say I'm running on, Miss Mary; but I only mention it to bring
+back my recollection; and there it comes--Gardner, just the same as it
+did last week with the artichokes and the text of the sermon. Now that
+Mr. Gardner, every key I got from him were labelled to itself, and
+each and every one was a key of some door or another in this house,
+and sometimes two; and when I say door, my meaning is door of a room,
+not like such a press as this is. Yes, Miss Mary, I know full well,
+and I'm just making it clear to your uncle and you too, sir. But now
+there _was_ a box which this same gentleman he give over into my
+charge, and thinking no harm after he was gone I took the liberty,
+knowing it was your uncle's property, to rattle it: and unless I'm
+most surprisingly deceived, in that box there was keys, but what keys,
+that, Doctor, is known Elsewhere, for open the box, no that I would
+not do.'
+
+"I wondered that Uncle Oldys remained as quiet as he did under this
+address. Mary, I knew, was amused by it, and he probably had been
+taught by experience that it was useless to break in upon it. At any
+rate he did not, but merely said at the end, 'Have you that box handy,
+Mrs. Maple? If so, you might bring it here.' Mrs. Maple pointed her
+finger at him, either in accusation or in gloomy triumph. 'There,' she
+said, 'was I to choose out the very words out of your mouth, Doctor,
+them would be the ones. And if I've took it to my own rebuke one
+half-a-dozen times, it's been nearer fifty. Laid awake I have in my
+bed, sat down in my chair I have, the same you and Miss Mary gave me
+the day I was twenty year in your service, and no person could desire
+a better--yes, Miss Mary, but it _is_ the truth, and well we know who
+it is would have it different if he could. "All very well," says I to
+myself, "but pray, when the Doctor calls you to account for that box,
+what are you going to say?" No, Doctor, if you was some masters I've
+heard of and I was some servants I could name, I should have an easy
+task before me, but things being, humanly speaking, what they are, the
+one course open to me is just to say to you that without Miss Mary
+comes to my room and helps me to my recollection, which her wits
+_may_ manage what's slipped beyond mine, no such box as that, small
+though it be, will cross your eyes this many a day to come.'
+
+"'Why, dear Mrs. Maple, why didn't you tell me before that you wanted
+me to help you to find it?' said my Mary. 'No, never mind telling me
+why it was: let us come at once and look for it.' They hastened off
+together. I could hear Mrs. Maple beginning an explanation which, I
+doubt not, lasted into the furthest recesses of the housekeeper's
+department. Uncle Oldys and I were left alone. 'A valuable servant,'
+he said, nodding towards the door. 'Nothing goes wrong under her: the
+speeches are seldom over three minutes.' 'How will Miss Oldys manage
+to make her remember about the box?' I asked.
+
+"'Mary? Oh, she'll make her sit down and ask her about her aunt's last
+illness, or who gave her the china dog on the mantel-piece--something
+quite off the point. Then, as Maple says, one thing brings up another,
+and the right one will come round sooner than you could suppose.
+There! I believe I hear them coming back already.'
+
+"It was indeed so, and Mrs. Maple was hurrying on ahead of Mary with
+the box in her outstretched hand, and a beaming face. 'What was it,'
+she cried as she drew near, 'what was it as I said, before ever I come
+out of Dorsetshire to this place? Not that I'm a Dorset woman myself,
+nor had need to be. "Safe bind, safe find," and there it was in the
+place where I'd put it--what?--two months back, I daresay.' She handed
+it to Uncle Oldys, and he and I examined it with some interest, so
+that I ceased to pay attention to Mrs. Ann Maple for the moment,
+though I know that she went on to expound exactly where the box had
+been, and in what way Mary had helped to refresh her memory on the
+subject.
+
+"It was an oldish box, tied with pink tape and sealed, and on the lid
+was pasted a label inscribed in old ink, 'The Senior Prebendary's
+House, Whitminster.' On being opened it was found to contain two keys
+of moderate size, and a paper, on which, in the same hand as the
+label, was 'Keys of the Press and Box of Drawers standing in the
+disused Chamber.' Also this: 'The Effects in this Press and Box are
+held by me, and to be held by my successors in the Residence, in trust
+for the noble Family of Kildonan, if claim be made by any survivor of
+it. I having made all the Enquiry possible to myself am of the
+opinion that that noble House is wholly extinct: the last Earl having
+been, as is notorious, cast away at sea, and his only Child and Heire
+deceas'd in my House (the Papers as to which melancholy Casualty were
+by me repos'd in the same Press in this year of our Lord 1753, 21
+March). I am further of opinion that unless grave discomfort arise,
+such persons, not being of the Family of Kildonan, as shall become
+possess'd of these keys, will be well advised to leave matters as they
+are: which opinion I do not express without weighty and sufficient
+reason; and am Happy to have my Judgment confirm'd by the other
+Members of this College and Church who are conversant with the Events
+referr'd to in this Paper. Tho. Ashton, _S.T.P._, _Praeb. senr._ Will.
+Blake, _S.T.P._, _Decanus_. Hen. Goodman, _S.T.B._, _Praeb. junr._'
+
+"'Ah!' said Uncle Oldys, 'grave discomfort! So he thought there might
+be something. I suspect it was that young man,' he went on, pointing
+with the key to the line about the 'only Child and Heire.' 'Eh, Mary?
+The viscounty of Kildonan was Saul.' 'How _do_ you know that, Uncle?'
+said Mary. 'Oh, why not? it's all in Debrett--two little fat books.
+But I meant the tomb by the lime walk. He's there. What's the story, I
+wonder? Do you know it, Mrs. Maple? and, by the way, look at your
+sawflies by the window there.'
+
+"Mrs. Maple, thus confronted with two subjects at once, was a little
+put to it to do justice to both. It was no doubt rash in Uncle Oldys
+to give her the opportunity. I could only guess that he had some
+slight hesitation about using the key he held in his hand.
+
+"'Oh them flies, how bad they was, Doctor and Miss, this three or four
+days: and you, too, sir, you wouldn't guess, none of you! And how they
+come, too! First we took the room in hand, the shutters was up, and
+had been, I daresay, years upon years, and not a fly to be seen. Then
+we got the shutter bars down with a deal of trouble and left it so for
+the day, and next day I sent Susan in with the broom to sweep about,
+and not two minutes hadn't passed when out she come into the hall like
+a blind thing, and we had regular to beat them off her. Why her cap
+and her hair, you couldn't see the colour of it, I do assure you, and
+all clustering round her eyes, too. Fortunate enough she's not a girl
+with fancies, else if it had been me, why only the tickling of the
+nasty things would have drove me out of my wits. And now there they
+lay like so many dead things. Well, they was lively enough on the
+Monday, and now here's Thursday, is it, or no, Friday. Only to come
+near the door and you'd hear them pattering up against it, and once
+you opened it, dash at you, they would, as if they'd eat you. I
+couldn't help thinking to myself, "If you was bats, where should we be
+this night?" Nor you can't cresh 'em, not like a usual kind of a fly.
+Well, there's something to be thankful for, if we could but learn by
+it. And then this tomb, too,' she said, hastening on to her second
+point to elude any chance of interruption, 'of them two poor young
+lads. I say poor, and yet when I recollect myself, I was at tea with
+Mrs. Simpkins, the sexton's wife, before you come, Doctor and Miss
+Mary, and that's a family has been in the place, what? I daresay a
+hundred years in that very house, and could put their hand on any tomb
+or yet grave in all the yard and give you name and age. And his
+account of that young man, Mr. Simpkins's I mean to say--_well_!' She
+compressed her lips and nodded several times. 'Tell us, Mrs. Maple,'
+said Mary. 'Go on,' said Uncle Oldys. 'What about him?' said I.
+'Never was such a thing seen in this place, not since Queen Mary's
+times and the Pope and all,' said Mrs. Maple. 'Why, do you know he
+lived in this very house, him and them that was with him, and for all
+I can tell in this identical room' (she shifted her feet uneasily on
+the floor). 'Who was with him? Do you mean the people of the house?'
+said Uncle Oldys suspiciously. 'Not to call people, Doctor, dear no,'
+was the answer; 'more what he brought with him from Ireland, I believe
+it was. No, the people in the house was the last to hear anything of
+his goings-on. But in the town not a family but knew how he stopped
+out at night: and them that was with him, why they were such as would
+strip the skin from the child in its grave; and a withered heart makes
+an ugly thin ghost, says Mr. Simpkins. But they turned on him at the
+last, he says, and there's the mark still to be seen on the minster
+door where they run him down. And that's no more than the truth, for I
+got him to show it to myself, and that's what he said. A lord he was,
+with a Bible name of a wicked king, whatever his godfathers could have
+been thinking of.' 'Saul was the name,' said Uncle Oldys. 'To be sure
+it was Saul, Doctor, and thank you; and now isn't it King Saul that we
+read of raising up the dead ghost that was slumbering in its tomb till
+he disturbed it, and isn't that a strange thing, this young lord to
+have such a name, and Mr. Simpkins's grandfather to see him out of his
+window of a dark night going about from one grave to another in the
+yard with a candle, and them that was with him following through the
+grass at his heels: and one night him to come right up to old Mr.
+Simpkins's window that gives on the yard and press his face up against
+it to find out if there was any one in the room that could see him:
+and only just time there was for old Mr. Simpkins to drop down like,
+quiet, just under the window and hold his breath, and not stir till he
+heard him stepping away again, and this rustling-like in the grass
+after him as he went, and then when he looked out of his window in the
+morning there was treadings in the grass and a dead man's bone. Oh, he
+was a cruel child for certain, but he had to pay in the end, and
+after.' 'After?' said Uncle Oldys, with a frown. 'Oh yes, Doctor,
+night after night in old Mr. Simpkins's time, and his son, that's our
+Mr. Simpkins's father, yes, and our own Mr. Simpkins too. Up against
+that same window, particular when they've had a fire of a chilly
+evening, with his face right on the panes, and his hands fluttering
+out, and his mouth open and shut, open and shut, for a minute or more,
+and then gone off in the dark yard. But open the window at such times,
+no, that they dare not do, though they could find it in their heart to
+pity the poor thing, that pinched up with the cold, and seemingly
+fading away to a nothink as the years passed on. Well, indeed, I
+believe it is no more than the truth what our Mr. Simpkins says on his
+own grandfather's word, "A withered heart makes an ugly thin ghost."'
+'I daresay,' said Uncle Oldys suddenly: so suddenly that Mrs. Maple
+stopped short. 'Thank you. Come away, all of you.' 'Why, _Uncle_,'
+said Mary, 'are you not going to open the press after all?' Uncle
+Oldys blushed, actually blushed. 'My dear,' he said, 'you are at
+liberty to call me a coward, or applaud me as a prudent man, whichever
+you please. But I am neither going to open that press nor that chest
+of drawers myself, nor am I going to hand over the keys to you or to
+any other person. Mrs. Maple, will you kindly see about getting a man
+or two to move those pieces of furniture into the garret?' 'And when
+they do it, Mrs. Maple,' said Mary, who seemed to me--I did not then
+know why--more relieved than disappointed by her uncle's decision, 'I
+have something that I want put with the rest; only quite a small
+packet.'
+
+"We left that curious room not unwillingly, I think. Uncle Oldys's
+orders were carried out that same day. And so," concludes Mr.
+Spearman, "Whitminster has a Bluebeard's chamber, and, I am rather
+inclined to suspect, a Jack-in-the-box, awaiting some future occupant
+of the residence of the senior prebendary."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[Footnote 1: Apparently the ichneumon fly (_Ophion obscurum_), and not
+the true sawfly, is meant.]
+
+
+
+
+THE DIARY OF MR. POYNTER
+
+
+
+
+THE DIARY OF MR. POYNTER
+
+
+The sale-room of an old and famous firm of book auctioneers in London
+is, of course, a great meeting-place for collectors, librarians,
+dealers: not only when an auction is in progress, but perhaps even
+more notably when books that are coming on for sale are upon view. It
+was in such a sale-room that the remarkable series of events began
+which were detailed to me not many months ago by the person whom they
+principally affected, namely, Mr. James Denton, M.A., F.S.A., etc.,
+etc., some time of Trinity Hall, now, or lately, of Rendcomb Manor in
+the county of Warwick.
+
+He, on a certain spring day not many years since, was in London for a
+few days upon business connected principally with the furnishing of
+the house which he had just finished building at Rendcomb. It may be a
+disappointment to you to learn that Rendcomb Manor was new; that I
+cannot help. There had, no doubt, been an old house; but it was not
+remarkable for beauty or interest. Even had it been, neither beauty
+nor interest would have enabled it to resist the disastrous fire which
+about a couple of years before the date of my story had razed it to
+the ground. I am glad to say that all that was most valuable in it had
+been saved, and that it was fully insured. So that it was with a
+comparatively light heart that Mr. Denton was able to face the task of
+building a new and considerably more convenient dwelling for himself
+and his aunt who constituted his whole _menage_.
+
+Being in London, with time on his hands, and not far from the
+sale-room at which I have obscurely hinted, Mr. Denton thought that he
+would spend an hour there upon the chance of finding, among that
+portion of the famous Thomas collection of MSS., which he knew to be
+then on view, something bearing upon the history or topography of his
+part of Warwickshire.
+
+He turned in accordingly, purchased a catalogue and ascended to the
+sale-room, where, as usual, the books were disposed in cases and some
+laid out upon the long tables. At the shelves, or sitting about at the
+tables, were figures, many of whom were familiar to him. He exchanged
+nods and greetings with several, and then settled down to examine his
+catalogue and note likely items. He had made good progress through
+about two hundred of the five hundred lots--every now and then rising
+to take a volume from the shelf and give it a cursory glance--when a
+hand was laid on his shoulder, and he looked up. His interrupter was
+one of those intelligent men with a pointed beard and a flannel shirt,
+of whom the last quarter of the nineteenth century was, it seems to
+me, very prolific.
+
+It is no part of my plan to repeat the whole conversation which ensued
+between the two. I must content myself with stating that it largely
+referred to common acquaintances, e.g., to the nephew of Mr. Denton's
+friend who had recently married and settled in Chelsea, to the
+sister-in-law of Mr. Denton's friend who had been seriously
+indisposed, but was now better, and to a piece of china which Mr.
+Denton's friend had purchased some months before at a price much below
+its true value. From which you will rightly infer that the
+conversation was rather in the nature of a monologue. In due time,
+however, the friend bethought himself that Mr. Denton was there for a
+purpose, and said he, "What are you looking out for in particular? I
+don't think there's much in this lot." "Why, I thought there might be
+some Warwickshire collections, but I don't see anything under Warwick
+in the catalogue." "No, apparently not," said the friend. "All the
+same, I believe I noticed something like a Warwickshire diary. What
+was the name again? Drayton? Potter? Painter--either a P or a D, I
+feel sure." He turned over the leaves quickly. "Yes, here it is.
+Poynter. Lot 486. That might interest you. There are the books, I
+think: out on the table. Some one has been looking at them. Well, I
+must be getting on. Good-bye, you'll look us up, won't you? Couldn't
+you come this afternoon? we've got a little music about four. Well,
+then, when you're next in town." He went off. Mr. Denton looked at his
+watch and found to his confusion that he could spare no more than a
+moment before retrieving his luggage and going for the train. The
+moment was just enough to show him that there were four largish
+volumes of the diary--that it concerned the years about 1710, and that
+there seemed to be a good many insertions in it of various kinds. It
+seemed quite worth while to leave a commission of five and twenty
+pounds for it, and this he was able to do, for his usual agent entered
+the room as he was on the point of leaving it.
+
+That evening he rejoined his aunt at their temporary abode, which was
+a small dower-house not many hundred yards from the Manor. On the
+following morning the two resumed a discussion that had now lasted for
+some weeks as to the equipment of the new house. Mr. Denton laid
+before his relative a statement of the results of his visit to
+town--particulars of carpets, of chairs, of wardrobes, and of bedroom
+china. "Yes, dear," said his aunt, "but I don't see any chintzes here.
+Did you go to ----?" Mr. Denton stamped on the floor (where else,
+indeed, could he have stamped?). "Oh dear, oh dear," he said, "the one
+thing I missed. I _am_ sorry. The fact is I was on my way there and I
+happened to be passing Robins's." His aunt threw up her hands.
+"Robins's! Then the next thing will be another parcel of horrible old
+books at some outrageous price. I do think, James, when I am taking
+all this trouble for you, you might contrive to remember the one or
+two things which I specially begged you to see after. It's not as if I
+was asking it for myself. I don't know whether you think I get any
+pleasure out of it, but if so I can assure you it's very much the
+reverse. The thought and worry and trouble I have over it you have no
+idea of, and _you_ have simply to go to the shops and order the
+things." Mr. Denton interposed a moan of penitence. "Oh, aunt----"
+"Yes, that's all very well, dear, and I don't want to speak sharply,
+but you _must_ know how very annoying it is: particularly as it delays
+the whole of our business for I can't tell how long: here is
+Wednesday--the Simpsons come to-morrow, and you can't leave them. Then
+on Saturday we have friends, as you know, coming for tennis. Yes,
+indeed, you spoke of asking them yourself, but, of course, I had to
+write the notes, and it is ridiculous, James, to look like that. We
+must occasionally be civil to our neighbours: you wouldn't like to
+have it said we were perfect bears. What was I saying? Well, anyhow it
+comes to this, that it must be Thursday in next week at least, before
+you can go to town again, and until we have decided upon the chintzes
+it is impossible to settle upon one single other thing."
+
+Mr. Denton ventured to suggest that as the paint and wallpapers had
+been dealt with, this was too severe a view: but this his aunt was
+not prepared to admit at the moment. Nor, indeed, was there any
+proposition he could have advanced which she would have found herself
+able to accept. However, as the day went on, she receded a little from
+this position: examined with lessening disfavour the samples and price
+lists submitted by her nephew, and even in some cases gave a qualified
+approval to his choice.
+
+As for him, he was naturally somewhat dashed by the consciousness of
+duty unfulfilled, but more so by the prospect of a lawn-tennis party,
+which, though an inevitable evil in August, he had thought there was
+no occasion to fear in May. But he was to some extent cheered by the
+arrival on the Friday morning of an intimation that he had secured at
+the price of L12 10s. the four volumes of Poynter's manuscript diary,
+and still more by the arrival on the next morning of the diary itself.
+
+The necessity of taking Mr. and Mrs. Simpson for a drive in the car on
+Saturday morning and of attending to his neighbours and guests that
+afternoon prevented him from doing more than open the parcel until the
+party had retired to bed on the Saturday night. It was then that he
+made certain of the fact, which he had before only suspected, that he
+had indeed acquired the diary of Mr. William Poynter, Squire of
+Acrington (about four miles from his own parish)--that same Poynter
+who was for a time a member of the circle of Oxford antiquaries, the
+centre of which was Thomas Hearne, and with whom Hearne seems
+ultimately to have quarrelled--a not uncommon episode in the career of
+that excellent man. As is the case with Hearne's own collections, the
+diary of Poynter contained a good many notes from printed books,
+descriptions of coins and other antiquities that had been brought to
+his notice, and drafts of letters on these subjects, besides the
+chronicle of everyday events. The description in the sale-catalogue
+had given Mr. Denton no idea of the amount of interest which seemed to
+lie in the book, and he sat up reading in the first of the four
+volumes until a reprehensibly late hour.
+
+On the Sunday morning, after church, his aunt came into the study and
+was diverted from what she had been going to say to him by the sight
+of the four brown leather quartos on the table. "What are these?" she
+said suspiciously. "New, aren't they? Oh! are these the things that
+made you forget my chintzes? I thought so. Disgusting. What did you
+give for them, I should like to know? Over Ten Pounds? James, it is
+really sinful. Well, if you have money to throw away on this kind of
+thing, there _can_ be no reason why you should not subscribe--and
+subscribe handsomely--to my anti-Vivisection League. There is not,
+indeed, James, and I shall be very seriously annoyed if----. Who did
+you say wrote them? Old Mr. Poynter, of Acrington? Well, of course,
+there is some interest in getting together old papers about this
+neighbourhood. But Ten Pounds!" She picked up one of the volumes--not
+that which her nephew had been reading--and opened it at random,
+dashing it to the floor the next instant with a cry of disgust as a
+earwig fell from between the pages. Mr. Denton picked it up with a
+smothered expletive and said, "Poor book! I think you're rather hard
+on Mr. Poynter." "Was I, my dear? I beg his pardon, but you know I
+cannot abide those horrid creatures. Let me see if I've done any
+mischief." "No, I think all's well: but look here what you've opened
+him on." "Dear me, yes, to be sure! how very interesting. Do unpin it,
+James, and let me look at it."
+
+It was a piece of patterned stuff about the size of the quarto page,
+to which it was fastened by an old-fashioned pin. James detached it
+and handed it to his aunt, carefully replacing the pin in the paper.
+
+Now, I do not know exactly what the fabric was; but it had a design
+printed upon it, which completely fascinated Miss Denton. She went
+into raptures over it, held it against the wall, made James do the
+same, that she might retire to contemplate it from a distance: then
+pored over it at close quarters, and ended her examination by
+expressing in the warmest terms her appreciation of the taste of the
+ancient Mr. Poynter who had had the happy idea of preserving this
+sample in his diary. "It is a most charming pattern," she said, "and
+remarkable too. Look, James, how delightfully the lines ripple. It
+reminds one of hair, very much, doesn't it. And then these knots of
+ribbon at intervals. They give just the relief of colour that is
+wanted. I wonder----" "I was going to say," said James with deference,
+"I wonder if it would cost much to have it copied for our curtains."
+"Copied? how could you have it copied, James?" "Well, I don't know the
+details, but I suppose that is a printed pattern, and that you could
+have a block cut from it in wood or metal." "Now, really, that is a
+capital idea, James. I am almost inclined to be glad that you were
+so--that you forgot the chintzes on Monday. At any rate, I'll promise
+to forgive and forget if you get this _lovely_ old thing copied. No
+one will have anything in the least like it, and mind, James, we won't
+allow it to be sold. Now I _must_ go, and I've totally forgotten what
+it was I came in to say: never mind, it'll keep."
+
+After his aunt had gone James Denton devoted a few minutes to
+examining the pattern more closely than he had yet had a chance of
+doing. He was puzzled to think why it should have struck Miss Denton
+so forcibly. It seemed to him not specially remarkable or pretty. No
+doubt it was suitable enough for a curtain pattern: it ran in vertical
+bands, and there was some indication that these were intended to
+converge at the top. She was right, too, in thinking that these main
+bands resembled rippling--almost curling--tresses of hair. Well, the
+main thing was to find out by means of trade directories, or
+otherwise, what firm would undertake the reproduction of an old
+pattern of this kind. Not to delay the reader over this portion of
+the story, a list of likely names was made out, and Mr. Denton fixed a
+day for calling on them, or some of them, with his sample.
+
+The first two visits which he paid were unsuccessful: but there is
+luck in odd numbers. The firm in Bermondsey which was third on his
+list was accustomed to handling this line. The evidence they were able
+to produce justified their being entrusted with the job. "Our Mr.
+Cattell" took a fervent personal interest in it. "It's 'eartrending,
+isn't it, sir," he said, "to picture the quantity of reelly lovely
+medeevial stuff of this kind that lays well-nigh unnoticed in many of
+our residential country 'ouses: much of it in peril, I take it, of
+being cast aside as so much rubbish. What is it Shakespeare
+says--unconsidered trifles. Ah, I often say he 'as a word for us all,
+sir. I say Shakespeare, but I'm well aware all don't 'old with me
+there--I 'ad something of an upset the other day when a gentleman came
+in--a titled man, too, he was, and I think he told me he'd wrote on
+the topic, and I 'appened to cite out something about 'Ercules and the
+painted cloth. Dear me, you never see such a pother. But as to this,
+what you've kindly confided to us, it's a piece of work we shall take
+a reel enthusiasm in achieving it out to the very best of our ability.
+What man 'as done, as I was observing only a few weeks back to another
+esteemed client, man can do, and in three to four weeks' time, all
+being well, we shall 'ope to lay before you evidence to that effect,
+sir. Take the address, Mr. 'Iggins, if you please."
+
+Such was the general drift of Mr. Cattell's observations on the
+occasion of his first interview with Mr. Denton. About a month later,
+being advised that some samples were ready for his inspection, Mr.
+Denton met him again, and had, it seems, reason to be satisfied with
+the faithfulness of the reproduction of the design. It had been
+finished off at the top in accordance with the indication I mentioned,
+so that the vertical bands joined. But something still needed to be
+done in the way of matching the colour of the original. Mr. Cattell
+had suggestions of a technical kind to offer, with which I need not
+trouble you. He had also views as to the general desirability of the
+pattern which were vaguely adverse. "You say you don't wish this to be
+supplied excepting to personal friends equipped with a authorization
+from yourself, sir. It shall be done. I quite understand your wish to
+keep it exclusive: lends a catchit, does it not, to the suite?
+What's every man's, it's been said, is no man's."
+
+"Do you think it would be popular if it were generally obtainable?"
+asked Mr. Denton.
+
+"I 'ardly think it, sir," said Cattell, pensively clasping his beard.
+"I 'ardly think it. Not popular: it wasn't popular with the man that
+cut the block, was it, Mr. 'Iggins?"
+
+"Did he find it a difficult job?"
+
+"He'd no call to do so, sir; but the fact is that the artistic
+temperament--and our men are artists, sir, every man of them--true
+artists as much as many that the world styles by that term--it's apt
+to take some strange 'ardly accountable likes or dislikes, and here
+was an example. The twice or thrice that I went to inspect his
+progress: language I could understand, for that's 'abitual to him, but
+reel distaste for what I should call a dainty enough thing, I did not,
+nor am I now able to fathom. It seemed," said Mr. Cattell, looking
+narrowly upon Mr. Denton, "as if the man scented something almost
+Hevil in the design."
+
+"Indeed? did he tell you so? I can't say I see anything sinister in it
+myself."
+
+"Neether can I, sir. In fact I said as much. 'Come, Gatwick,' I said,
+'what's to do here? What's the reason of your prejudice--for I can
+call it no more than that?' But, no! no explanation was forthcoming.
+And I was merely reduced, as I am now, to a shrug of the shoulders,
+and a _cui bono_. However, here it is," and with that the technical
+side of the question came to the front again.
+
+The matching of the colours for the background, the hem, and the knots
+of ribbon was by far the longest part of the business, and
+necessitated many sendings to and fro of the original pattern and of
+new samples. During part of August and September, too, the Dentons
+were away from the Manor. So that it was not until October was well in
+that a sufficient quantity of the stuff had been manufactured to
+furnish curtains for the three or four bedrooms which were to be
+fitted up with it.
+
+On the feast of Simon and Jude the aunt and nephew returned from a
+short visit to find all completed, and their satisfaction at the
+general effect was great. The new curtains, in particular, agreed to
+admiration with their surroundings. When Mr. Denton was dressing for
+dinner, and took stock of his room, in which there was a large amount
+of the chintz displayed, he congratulated himself over and over again
+on the luck which had first made him forget his aunt's commission and
+had then put into his hands this extremely effective means of
+remedying his mistake. The pattern was, as he said at dinner, so
+restful and yet so far from being dull. And Miss Denton--who, by the
+way, had none of the stuff in her own room--was much disposed to agree
+with him.
+
+At breakfast next morning he was induced to qualify his satisfaction
+to some extent--but very slightly. "There is one thing I rather
+regret," he said, "that we allowed them to join up the vertical bands
+of the pattern at the top. I think it would have been better to leave
+that alone."
+
+"Oh?" said his aunt interrogatively.
+
+"Yes: as I was reading in bed last night they kept catching my eye
+rather. That is, I found myself looking across at them every now and
+then. There was an effect as if some one kept peeping out between the
+curtains in one place or another, where there was no edge, and I think
+that was due to the joining up of the bands at the top. The only other
+thing that troubled me was the wind."
+
+"Why, I thought it was a perfectly still night."
+
+"Perhaps it was only on my side of the house, but there was enough to
+sway my curtains and rustle them more than I wanted."
+
+That night a bachelor friend of James Denton's came to stay, and was
+lodged in a room on the same floor as his host, but at the end of a
+long passage, halfway down which was a red baize door, put there to
+cut off the draught and intercept noise.
+
+The party of three had separated. Miss Denton a good first, the two
+men at about eleven. James Denton, not yet inclined for bed, sat him
+down in an arm-chair and read for a time. Then he dozed, and then he
+woke, and bethought himself that his brown spaniel, which ordinarily
+slept in his room, had not come upstairs with him. Then he thought he
+was mistaken: for happening to move his hand which hung down over the
+arm of the chair within a few inches of the floor, he felt on the back
+of it just the slightest touch of a surface of hair, and stretching it
+out in that direction he stroked and patted a rounded something. But
+the feel of it, and still more the fact that instead of a responsive
+movement, absolute stillness greeted his touch, made him look over
+the arm. What he had been touching rose to meet him. It was in the
+attitude of one that had crept along the floor on its belly, and it
+was, so far as could be collected, a human figure. But of the face
+which was now rising to within a few inches of his own no feature was
+discernible, only hair. Shapeless as it was, there was about it so
+horrible an air of menace that as he bounded from his chair and rushed
+from the room he heard himself moaning with fear: and doubtless he did
+right to fly. As he dashed into the baize door that cut the passage in
+two, and--forgetting that it opened towards him--beat against it with
+all the force in him, he felt a soft ineffectual tearing at his back
+which, all the same, seemed to be growing in power, as if the hand, or
+whatever worse than a hand was there, were becoming more material as
+the pursuer's rage was more concentrated. Then he remembered the trick
+of the door--he got it open--he shut it behind him--he gained his
+friend's room, and that is all we need know.
+
+It seems curious that, during all the time that had elapsed since the
+purchase of Poynter's diary, James Denton should not have sought an
+explanation of the presence of the pattern that had been pinned into
+it. Well, he had read the diary through without finding it mentioned,
+and had concluded that there was nothing to be said. But, on leaving
+Rendcomb Manor (he did not know whether for good), as he naturally
+insisted upon doing on the day after experiencing the horror I have
+tried to put into words, he took the diary with him. And at his
+seaside lodgings he examined more narrowly the portion whence the
+pattern had been taken. What he remembered having suspected about it
+turned out to be correct. Two or three leaves were pasted together,
+but written upon, as was patent when they were held up to the light.
+They yielded easily to steaming, for the paste had lost much of its
+strength, and they contained something relevant to the pattern.
+
+The entry was made in 1707.
+
+ "Old Mr. Casbury, of Acrington, told me this day much of
+ young Sir Everard Charlett, whom he remember'd Commoner of
+ University College, and thought was of the same Family as
+ Dr. Arthur Charlett, now master of ye Coll. This Charlett
+ was a personable young gent., but a loose atheistical
+ companion, and a great Lifter, as they then call'd the hard
+ drinkers, and for what I know do so now. He was noted, and
+ subject to severall censures at different times for his
+ extravagancies: and if the full history of his debaucheries
+ had bin known, no doubt would have been expell'd ye Coll.,
+ supposing that no interest had been imploy'd on his behalf,
+ of which Mr. Casbury had some suspicion. He was a very
+ beautiful person, and constantly wore his own Hair, which
+ was very abundant, from which, and his loose way of living,
+ the cant name for him was Absalom, and he was accustom'd to
+ say that indeed he believ'd he had shortened old David's
+ days, meaning his father, Sir Job Charlett, an old worthy
+ cavalier.
+
+ "Note that Mr. Casbury said that he remembers not the year
+ of Sir Everard Charlett's death, but it was 1692 or 3. He
+ died suddenly in October. [Several lines describing his
+ unpleasant habits and reputed delinquencies are omitted.]
+ Having seen him in such topping spirits the night before,
+ Mr. Casbury was amaz'd when he learn'd the death. He was
+ found in the town ditch, the hair as was said pluck'd clean
+ off his head. Most bells in Oxford rung out for him, being a
+ nobleman, and he was buried next night in St. Peter's in the
+ East. But two years after, being to be moved to his country
+ estate by his successor, it was said the coffin, breaking by
+ mischance, proved quite full of Hair: which sounds fabulous,
+ but yet I believe precedents are upon record, as in Dr.
+ Plot's _History of Staffordshire_.
+
+ "His chambers being afterwards stripp'd, Mr. Casbury came by
+ part of the hangings of it, which 'twas said this Charlett
+ had design'd expressly for a memoriall of his Hair, giving
+ the Fellow that drew it a lock to work by, and the piece
+ which I have fasten'd in here was parcel of the same, which
+ Mr. Casbury gave to me. He said he believ'd there was a
+ subtlety in the drawing, but had never discover'd it
+ himself, nor much liked to pore upon it."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The money spent upon the curtains might as well have been thrown into
+the fire, as they were. Mr. Cattell's comment upon what he heard of
+the story took the form of a quotation from Shakespeare. You may guess
+it without difficulty. It began with the words "There are more
+things."
+
+
+
+
+AN EPISODE OF CATHEDRAL HISTORY
+
+
+
+
+AN EPISODE OF CATHEDRAL HISTORY
+
+
+There was once a learned gentleman who was deputed to examine and
+report upon the archives of the Cathedral of Southminster. The
+examination of these records demanded a very considerable expenditure
+of time: hence it became advisable for him to engage lodgings in the
+city: for though the Cathedral body were profuse in their offers of
+hospitality, Mr. Lake felt that he would prefer to be master of his
+day. This was recognized as reasonable. The Dean eventually wrote
+advising Mr. Lake, if he were not already suited, to communicate with
+Mr. Worby, the principal Verger, who occupied a house convenient to
+the church and was prepared to take in a quiet lodger for three or
+four weeks. Such an arrangement was precisely what Mr. Lake desired.
+Terms were easily agreed upon, and early in December, like another Mr.
+Datchery (as he remarked to himself), the investigator found himself
+in the occupation of a very comfortable room in an ancient and
+"cathedraly" house.
+
+One so familiar with the customs of Cathedral churches, and treated
+with such obvious consideration by the Dean and Chapter of this
+Cathedral in particular, could not fail to command the respect of the
+Head Verger. Mr. Worby even acquiesced in certain modifications of
+statements he had been accustomed to offer for years to parties of
+visitors. Mr. Lake, on his part, found the Verger a very cheery
+companion, and took advantage of any occasion that presented itself
+for enjoying his conversation when the day's work was over.
+
+One evening, about nine o'clock, Mr. Worby knocked at his lodger's
+door. "I've occasion," he said, "to go across to the Cathedral, Mr.
+Lake, and I think I made you a promise when I did so next I would give
+you the opportunity to see what it looks like at night time. It is
+quite fine and dry outside, if you care to come."
+
+"To be sure I will; very much obliged to you, Mr. Worby, for thinking
+of it, but let me get my coat."
+
+"Here it is, sir, and I've another lantern here that you'll find
+advisable for the steps, as there's no moon."
+
+"Any one might think we were Jasper and Durdles, over again, mightn't
+they," said Lake, as they crossed the close, for he had ascertained
+that the Verger had read _Edwin Drood_.
+
+"Well, so they might," said Mr. Worby, with a short laugh, "though I
+don't know whether we ought to take it as a compliment. Odd ways, I
+often think, they had at that Cathedral, don't it seem so to you, sir?
+Full choral matins at seven o'clock in the morning all the year round.
+Wouldn't suit our boys' voices nowadays, and I think there's one or
+two of the men would be applying for a rise if the Chapter was to
+bring it in--particular the alltoes."
+
+They were now at the south-west door. As Mr. Worby was unlocking it,
+Lake said, "Did you ever find anybody locked in here by accident?"
+
+"Twice I did. One was a drunk sailor; however he got in I don't know.
+I s'pose he went to sleep in the service, but by the time I got to him
+he was praying fit to bring the roof in. Lor'! what a noise that man
+did make! said it was the first time he'd been inside a church for ten
+years, and blest if ever he'd try it again. The other was an old
+sheep: them boys it was, up to their games. That was the last time
+they tried it on, though. There, sir, now you see what we look like;
+our late Dean used now and again to bring parties in, but he preferred
+a moonlight night, and there was a piece of verse he'd coat to 'em,
+relating to a Scotch cathedral, I understand; but I don't know; I
+almost think the effect's better when it's all dark-like. Seems to add
+to the size and heighth. Now if you won't mind stopping somewhere in
+the nave while I go up into the choir where my business lays, you'll
+see what I mean."
+
+Accordingly Lake waited, leaning against a pillar, and watched the
+light wavering along the length of the church, and up the steps into
+the choir, until it was intercepted by some screen or other furniture,
+which only allowed the reflection to be seen on the piers and roof.
+Not many minutes had passed before Worby reappeared at the door of the
+choir and by waving his lantern signalled to Lake to rejoin him.
+
+"I suppose it _is_ Worby, and not a substitute," thought Lake to
+himself, as he walked up the nave. There was, in fact, nothing
+untoward. Worby showed him the papers which he had come to fetch out
+of the Dean's stall, and asked him what he thought of the spectacle:
+Lake agreed that it was well worth seeing. "I suppose," he said, as
+they walked towards the altar-steps together, "that you're too much
+used to going about here at night to feel nervous--but you must get a
+start every now and then, don't you, when a book falls down or a door
+swings to."
+
+"No, Mr. Lake, I can't say I think much about noises, not nowadays:
+I'm much more afraid of finding an escape of gas or a burst in the
+stove pipes than anything else. Still there have been times, years
+ago. Did you notice that plain altar-tomb there--fifteenth century we
+say it is, I don't know if you agree to that? Well, if you didn't look
+at it, just come back and give it a glance, if you'd be so good." It
+was on the north side of the choir, and rather awkwardly placed: only
+about three feet from the enclosing stone screen. Quite plain, as the
+Verger had said, but for some ordinary stone panelling. A metal cross
+of some size on the northern side (that next to the screen) was the
+solitary feature of any interest.
+
+Lake agreed that it was not earlier than the Perpendicular period:
+"but," he said, "unless it's the tomb of some remarkable person,
+you'll forgive me for saying that I don't think it's particularly
+noteworthy."
+
+"Well, I can't say as it is the tomb of anybody noted in 'istory,"
+said Worby, who had a dry smile on his face, "for we don't own any
+record whatsoever of who it was put up to. For all that, if you've
+half an hour to spare, sir, when we get back to the house, Mr. Lake, I
+could tell you a tale about that tomb. I won't begin on it now; it
+strikes cold here, and we don't want to be dawdling about all night."
+
+"Of course I should like to hear it immensely."
+
+"Very well, sir, you shall. Now if I might put a question to you," he
+went on, as they passed down the choir aisle, "in our little local
+guide--and not only there, but in the little book on our Cathedral in
+the series--you'll find it stated that this portion of the building
+was erected previous to the twelfth century. Now of course I should be
+glad enough to take that view, but--mind the step, sir--but, I put it
+to you--does the lay of the stone 'ere in this portion of the wall
+(which he tapped with his key) does it to your eye carry the flavour
+of what you might call Saxon masonry? No, I thought not; no more it
+does to me: now, if you'll believe me, I've said as much to those
+men--one's the librarian of our Free Libry here, and the other came
+down from London on purpose--fifty times, if I have once, but I might
+just as well have talked to that bit of stonework. But there it is, I
+suppose every one's got their opinions."
+
+The discussion of this peculiar trait of human nature occupied Mr.
+Worby almost up to the moment when he and Lake re-entered the former's
+house. The condition of the fire in Lake's sitting-room led to a
+suggestion from Mr. Worby that they should finish the evening in his
+own parlour. We find them accordingly settled there some short time
+afterwards.
+
+Mr. Worby made his story a long one, and I will not undertake to tell
+it wholly in his own words, or in his own order. Lake committed the
+substance of it to paper immediately after hearing it, together with
+some few passages of the narrative which had fixed themselves
+_verbatim_ in his mind; I shall probably find it expedient to condense
+Lake's record to some extent.
+
+Mr. Worby was born, it appeared, about the year 1828. His father
+before him had been connected with the Cathedral, and likewise his
+grandfather. One or both had been choristers, and in later life both
+had done work as mason and carpenter respectively about the fabric.
+Worby himself, though possessed, as he frankly acknowledged, of an
+indifferent voice, had been drafted into the choir at about ten years
+of age.
+
+It was in 1840 that the wave of the Gothic revival smote the Cathedral
+of Southminster. "There was a lot of lovely stuff went then, sir,"
+said Worby, with a sigh. "My father couldn't hardly believe it when he
+got his orders to clear out the choir. There was a new dean just come
+in--Dean Burscough it was--and my father had been 'prenticed to a good
+firm of joiners in the city, and knew what good work was when he saw
+it. Crool it was, he used to say: all that beautiful wainscot oak, as
+good as the day it was put up, and garlands-like of foliage and fruit,
+and lovely old gilding work on the coats of arms and the organ pipes.
+All went to the timber yard--every bit except some little pieces
+worked up in the Lady Chapel, and 'ere in this overmantel. Well--I may
+be mistook, but I say our choir never looked as well since. Still
+there was a lot found out about the history of the church, and no
+doubt but what it did stand in need of repair. There was very few
+winters passed but what we'd lose a pinnicle." Mr. Lake expressed his
+concurrence with Worby's views of restoration, but owns to a fear
+about this point lest the story proper should never be reached.
+Possibly this was perceptible in his manner.
+
+Worby hastened to reassure him, "Not but what I could carry on about
+that topic for hours at a time, and do do when I see my opportunity.
+But Dean Burscough he was very set on the Gothic period, and nothing
+would serve him but everything must be made agreeable to that. And one
+morning after service he appointed for my father to meet him in the
+choir, and he came back after he'd taken off his robes in the vestry,
+and he'd got a roll of paper with him, and the verger that was then
+brought in a table, and they begun spreading it out on the table with
+prayer books to keep it down, and my father helped 'em, and he saw it
+was a picture of the inside of a choir in a Cathedral; and the
+Dean--he was a quick spoken gentleman--he says, 'Well, Worby, what do
+you think of that?' 'Why', says my father, 'I don't think I 'ave the
+pleasure of knowing that view. Would that be Hereford Cathedral, Mr.
+Dean?' 'No, Worby,' says the Dean, 'that's Southminster Cathedral as
+we hope to see it before many years.' 'In-deed, sir,' says my father,
+and that was all he did say--leastways to the Dean--but he used to
+tell me he felt really faint in himself when he looked round our
+choir as I can remember it, all comfortable and furnished-like, and
+then see this nasty little dry picter, as he called it, drawn out by
+some London architect. Well, there I am again. But you'll see what I
+mean if you look at this old view."
+
+Worby reached down a framed print from the wall. "Well, the long and
+the short of it was that the Dean he handed over to my father a copy
+of an order of the Chapter that he was to clear out every bit of the
+choir--make a clean sweep--ready for the new work that was being
+designed up in town, and he was to put it in hand as soon as ever he
+could get the breakers together. Now then, sir, if you look at that
+view, you'll see where the pulpit used to stand: that's what I want
+you to notice, if you please." It was, indeed, easily seen; an
+unusually large structure of timber with a domed sounding-board,
+standing at the east end of the stalls on the north side of the choir,
+facing the bishop's throne. Worby proceeded to explain that during the
+alterations, services were held in the nave, the members of the choir
+being thereby disappointed of an anticipated holiday, and the organist
+in particular incurring the suspicion of having wilfully damaged the
+mechanism of the temporary organ that was hired at considerable
+expense from London.
+
+The work of demolition began with the choir screen and organ loft, and
+proceeded gradually eastwards, disclosing, as Worby said, many
+interesting features of older work. While this was going on, the
+members of the Chapter were, naturally, in and about the choir a great
+deal, and it soon became apparent to the elder Worby--who could not
+help overhearing some of their talk--that, on the part of the senior
+Canons especially, there must have been a good deal of disagreement
+before the policy now being carried out had been adopted. Some were of
+opinion that they should catch their deaths of cold in the
+return-stalls, unprotected by a screen from the draughts in the nave:
+others objected to being exposed to the view of persons in the choir
+aisles, especially, they said, during the sermons, when they found it
+helpful to listen in a posture which was liable to misconstruction.
+The strongest opposition, however, came from the oldest of the body,
+who up to the last moment objected to the removal of the pulpit. "You
+ought not to touch it, Mr. Dean," he said with great emphasis one
+morning, when the two were standing before it: "you don't know what
+mischief you may do." "Mischief? it's not a work of any particular
+merit, Canon." "Don't call me Canon," said the old man with great
+asperity, "that is, for thirty years I've been known as Dr. Ayloff,
+and I shall be obliged, Mr. Dean, if you would kindly humour me in
+that matter. And as to the pulpit (which I've preached from for thirty
+years, though I don't insist on that) all I'll say is, I _know_ you're
+doing wrong in moving it." "But what sense could there be, my dear
+Doctor, in leaving it where it is, when we're fitting up the rest of
+the choir in a totally different _style_? What reason could be
+given--apart from the look of the thing?" "Reason! reason!" said old
+Dr. Ayloff; "if you young men--if I may say so without any disrespect,
+Mr. Dean--if you'd only listen to reason a little, and not be always
+asking for it, we should get on better. But there, I've said my say."
+The old gentleman hobbled off, and as it proved, never entered the
+Cathedral again. The season--it was a hot summer--turned sickly on a
+sudden. Dr. Ayloff was one of the first to go, with some affection of
+the muscles of the thorax, which took him painfully at night. And at
+many services the number of choirmen and boys was very thin.
+
+Meanwhile the pulpit had been done away with. In fact, the
+sounding-board (part of which still exists as a table in a
+summer-house in the palace garden) was taken down within an hour or
+two of Dr. Ayloff's protest. The removal of the base--not effected
+without considerable trouble--disclosed to view, greatly to the
+exultation of the restoring party, an altar-tomb--the tomb, of course,
+to which Worby had attracted Lake's attention that same evening. Much
+fruitless research was expended in attempts to identify the occupant;
+from that day to this he has never had a name put to him. The
+structure had been most carefully boxed in under the pulpit-base, so
+that such slight ornament as it possessed was not defaced; only on the
+north side of it there was what looked like an injury; a gap between
+two of the slabs composing the side. It might be two or three inches
+across. Palmer, the mason, was directed to fill it up in a week's
+time, when he came to do some other small jobs near that part of the
+choir.
+
+The season was undoubtedly a very trying one. Whether the church was
+built on a site that had once been a marsh, as was suggested, or for
+whatever reason, the residents in its immediate neighbourhood had,
+many of them, but little enjoyment of the exquisite sunny days and
+the calm nights of August and September. To several of the older
+people--Dr. Ayloff, among others, as we have seen--the summer proved
+downright fatal, but even among the younger, few escaped either a
+sojourn in bed for a matter of weeks, or at the least, a brooding
+sense of oppression, accompanied by hateful nightmares. Gradually
+there formulated itself a suspicion--which grew into a conviction--that
+the alterations in the Cathedral had something to say in the matter.
+The widow of a former old verger, a pensioner of the Chapter of
+Southminster, was visited by dreams, which she retailed to her
+friends, of a shape that slipped out of the little door of the south
+transept as the dark fell in, and flitted--taking a fresh direction
+every night--about the close, disappearing for a while in house after
+house, and finally emerging again when the night sky was paling. She
+could see nothing of it, she said, but that it was a moving form: only
+she had an impression that when it returned to the church, as it
+seemed to do in the end of the dream, it turned its head: and then,
+she could not tell why, but she thought it had red eyes. Worby
+remembered hearing the old lady tell this dream at a tea-party in the
+house of the chapter clerk. Its recurrence might, perhaps, he said, be
+taken as a symptom of approaching illness; at any rate before the end
+of September the old lady was in her grave.
+
+The interest excited by the restoration of this great church was not
+confined to its own county. One day that summer an F.S.A., of some
+celebrity, visited the place. His business was to write an account of
+the discoveries that had been made, for the Society of Antiquaries,
+and his wife, who accompanied him, was to make a series of
+illustrative drawings for his report. In the morning she employed
+herself in making a general sketch of the choir; in the afternoon she
+devoted herself to details. She first drew the newly exposed
+altar-tomb, and when that was finished, she called her husband's
+attention to a beautiful piece of diaper-ornament on the screen just
+behind it, which had, like the tomb itself, been completely concealed
+by the pulpit. Of course, he said, an illustration of that must be
+made; so she seated herself on the tomb and began a careful drawing
+which occupied her till dusk.
+
+Her husband had by this time finished his work of measuring and
+description, and they agreed that it was time to be getting back to
+their hotel. "You may as well brush my skirt, Frank," said the lady,
+"it must have got covered with dust, I'm sure." He obeyed dutifully;
+but, after a moment, he said, "I don't know whether you value this
+dress particularly, my dear, but I'm inclined to think it's seen its
+best days. There's a great bit of it gone." "Gone? Where?" said she.
+"I don't know where it's gone, but it's off at the bottom edge behind
+here." She pulled it hastily into sight, and was horrified to find a
+jagged tear extending some way into the substance of the stuff; very
+much, she said, as if a dog had rent it away. The dress was, in any
+case, hopelessly spoilt, to her great vexation, and though they looked
+everywhere, the missing piece could not be found. There were many
+ways, they concluded, in which the injury might have come about, for
+the choir was full of old bits of woodwork with nails sticking out of
+them. Finally, they could only suppose that one of these had caused
+the mischief, and that the workmen, who had been about all day, had
+carried off the particular piece with the fragment of dress still
+attached to it.
+
+It was about this time, Worby thought, that his little dog began to
+wear an anxious expression when the hour for it to be put into the
+shed in the back yard approached. (For his mother had ordained that it
+must not sleep in the house.) One evening, he said, when he was just
+going to pick it up and carry it out, it looked at him "like a
+Christian, and waved its 'and, I was going to say--well, you know 'ow
+they do carry on sometimes, and the end of it was I put it under my
+coat, and 'uddled it upstairs--and I'm afraid I as good as deceived my
+poor mother on the subject. After that the dog acted very artful with
+'iding itself under the bed for half-an-hour or more before bed-time
+came, and we worked it so as my mother never found out what we'd
+done." Of course Worby was glad of its company anyhow, but more
+particularly when the nuisance that is still remembered in
+Southminster as "the crying" set in.
+
+"Night after night," said Worby, "that dog seemed to know it was
+coming; he'd creep out, he would, and snuggle into the bed and cuddle
+right up to me shivering, and when the crying come he'd be like a wild
+thing, shoving his head under my arm, and I was fully near as bad. Six
+or seven times we'd hear it, not more, and when he'd dror out his 'ed
+again I'd know it was over for that night. What was it like, sir?
+Well, I never heard but one thing that seemed to hit it off. I
+happened to be playing about in the Close, and there was two of the
+Canons met and said 'Good morning' one to another. 'Sleep well last
+night?' says one--it was Mr. Henslow that one, and Mr. Lyall was the
+other--'Can't say I did,' says Mr. Lyall, 'rather too much of Isaiah
+34. 14 for me.' '34. 14,' says Mr. Henslow, 'what's that?' 'You call
+yourself a Bible reader!' says Mr. Lyall. (Mr. Henslow, you must know,
+he was one of what used to be termed Simeon's lot--pretty much what we
+should call the Evangelical party.) 'You go and look it up.' I wanted
+to know what he was getting at myself, and so off I ran home and got
+out my own Bible, and there it was: 'the satyr shall cry to his
+fellow.' Well, I thought, is that what we've been listening to these
+past nights? and I tell you it made me look over my shoulder a time or
+two. Of course I'd asked my father and mother about what it could be
+before that, but they both said it was most likely cats: but they
+spoke very short, and I could see they was troubled. My word! that was
+a noise--'ungry-like, as if it was calling after some one that
+wouldn't come. If ever you felt you wanted company, it would be when
+you was waiting for it to begin again. I believe two or three nights
+there was men put on to watch in different parts of the Close; but
+they all used to get together in one corner, the nearest they could to
+the High Street, and nothing came of it.
+
+"Well, the next thing was this. Me and another of the boys--he's in
+business in the city now as a grocer, like his father before him--we'd
+gone up in the Close after morning service was over, and we heard old
+Palmer the mason bellowing to some of his men. So we went up nearer,
+because we knew he was a rusty old chap and there might be some fun
+going. It appears Palmer'd told this man to stop up the chink in that
+old tomb. Well, there was this man keeping on saying he'd done it the
+best he could, and there was Palmer carrying on like all possessed
+about it. 'Call that making a job of it?' he says. 'If you had your
+rights you'd get the sack for this. What do you suppose I pay you your
+wages for? What do you suppose I'm going to say to the Dean and
+Chapter when they come round, as come they may do any time, and see
+where you've been bungling about covering the 'ole place with mess
+and plaster and Lord knows what?' 'Well, master, I done the best I
+could,' says the man; 'I don't know no more than what you do 'ow it
+come to fall out this way. I tamped it right in the 'ole,' he says,
+'and now it's fell out,' he says, 'I never see.'
+
+"'Fell out?' says old Palmer, 'why it's nowhere near the place. Blowed
+out, you mean,' and he picked up a bit of plaster, and so did I, that
+was laying up against the screen, three or four feet off, and not dry
+yet; and old Palmer he looked at it curious-like, and then he turned
+round on me and he says, 'Now then, you boys, have you been up to some
+of your games here?' 'No,' I says, 'I haven't, Mr. Palmer; there's
+none of us been about here till just this minute,' and while I was
+talking the other boy, Evans, he got looking in through the chink, and
+I heard him draw in his breath, and he came away sharp and up to us,
+and says he, 'I believe there's something in there. I saw something
+shiny.' 'What! I daresay,' says old Palmer; 'Well, I ain't got time to
+stop about there. You, William, you go off and get some more stuff and
+make a job of it this time; if not, there'll be trouble in my yard,'
+he says.
+
+"So the man he went off, and Palmer too, and us boys stopped behind,
+and I says to Evans, 'Did you really see anything in there?' 'Yes,' he
+says, 'I did indeed.' So then I says, 'Let's shove something in and
+stir it up.' And we tried several of the bits of wood that was laying
+about, but they were all too big. Then Evans he had a sheet of music
+he'd brought with him, an anthem or a service, I forget which it was
+now, and he rolled it up small and shoved it in the chink; two or
+three times he did it, and nothing happened. 'Give it me, boy,' I
+said, and I had a try. No, nothing happened. Then, I don't know why I
+thought of it, I'm sure, but I stooped down just opposite the chink
+and put my two fingers in my mouth and whistled--you know the way--and
+at that I seemed to think I heard something stirring, and I says to
+Evans, 'Come away,' I says; 'I don't like this.' 'Oh, rot,' he says,
+'Give me that roll,' and he took it and shoved it in. And I don't
+think ever I see any one go so pale as he did. 'I say, Worby,' he
+says, 'it's caught, or else some one's got hold of it.' 'Pull it out
+or leave it,' I says, 'Come and let's get off.' So he gave a good
+pull, and it came away. Leastways most of it did, but the end was
+gone. Torn off it was, and Evans looked at it for a second and then he
+gave a sort of a croak and let it drop, and we both made off out of
+there as quick as ever we could. When we got outside Evans says to me,
+'Did you see the end of that paper.' 'No,' I says, 'only it was torn.'
+'Yes, it was,' he says, 'but it was wet too, and black!' Well, partly
+because of the fright we had, and partly because that music was wanted
+in a day or two, and we knew there'd be a set-out about it with the
+organist, we didn't say nothing to any one else, and I suppose the
+workmen they swept up the bit that was left along with the rest of the
+rubbish. But Evans, if you were to ask him this very day about it,
+he'd stick to it he saw that paper wet and black at the end where it
+was torn."
+
+After that the boys gave the choir a wide berth, so that Worby was not
+sure what was the result of the mason's renewed mending of the tomb.
+Only he made out from fragments of conversation dropped by the workmen
+passing through the choir that some difficulty had been met with, and
+that the governor--Mr. Palmer to wit--had tried his own hand at the
+job. A little later, he happened to see Mr. Palmer himself knocking at
+the door of the Deanery and being admitted by the butler. A day or so
+after that, he gathered from a remark his father let fall at breakfast
+that something a little out of the common was to be done in the
+Cathedral after morning service on the morrow. "And I'd just as soon
+it was to-day," his father added, "I don't see the use of running
+risks." "'Father,' I says, 'what are you going to do in the Cathedral
+to-morrow?' and he turned on me as savage as I ever see him--he was a
+wonderful good-tempered man as a general thing, my poor father was.
+'My lad,' he says, 'I'll trouble you not to go picking up your elders'
+and betters' talk: it's not manners and it's not straight. What I'm
+going to do or not going to do in the Cathedral to-morrow is none of
+your business: and if I catch sight of you hanging about the place
+to-morrow after your work's done, I'll send you home with a flea in
+your ear. Now you mind that.' Of course I said I was very sorry and
+that, and equally of course I went off and laid my plans with Evans.
+We knew there was a stair up in the corner of the transept which you
+can get up to the triforium, and in them days the door to it was
+pretty well always open, and even if it wasn't we knew the key usually
+laid under a bit of matting hard by. So we made up our minds we'd be
+putting away music and that, next morning while the rest of the boys
+was clearing off, and then slip up the stairs and watch from the
+triforium if there was any signs of work going on.
+
+"Well, that same night I dropped off asleep as sound as a boy does,
+and all of a sudden the dog woke me up, coming into the bed, and
+thought I, now we're going to get it sharp, for he seemed more
+frightened than usual. After about five minutes sure enough came this
+cry. I can't give you no idea what it was like; and so near
+too--nearer than I'd heard it yet--and a funny thing, Mr. Lake, you
+know what a place this Close is for an echo, and particular if you
+stand this side of it. Well, this crying never made no sign of an echo
+at all. But, as I said, it was dreadful near this night; and on the
+top of the start I got with hearing it, I got another fright; for I
+heard something rustling outside in the passage. Now to be sure I
+thought I was done; but I noticed the dog seemed to perk up a bit, and
+next there was some one whispered outside the door, and I very near
+laughed out loud, for I knew it was my father and mother that had got
+out of bed with the noise. 'Whatever is it?' says my mother. 'Hush! I
+don't know,' says my father, excited-like, 'don't disturb the boy. I
+hope he didn't hear nothing.'
+
+"So, me knowing they were just outside, it made me bolder, and I
+slipped out of bed across to my little window--giving on the
+Close--but the dog he bored right down to the bottom of the bed--and I
+looked out. First go off I couldn't see anything. Then right down in
+the shadow under a buttress I made out what I shall always say was two
+spots of red--a dull red it was--nothing like a lamp or a fire, but
+just so as you could pick 'em out of the black shadow. I hadn't but
+just sighted 'em when it seemed we wasn't the only people that had
+been disturbed, because I see a window in a house on the left-hand
+side become lighted up, and the light moving. I just turned my head to
+make sure of it, and then looked back into the shadow for those two
+red things, and they were gone, and for all I peered about and stared,
+there was not a sign more of them. Then come my last fright that
+night--something come against my bare leg--but that was all right:
+that was my little dog had come out of bed, and prancing about, making
+a great to-do, only holding his tongue, and me seeing he was quite in
+spirits again, I took him back to bed and we slept the night out!
+
+"Next morning I made out to tell my mother I'd had the dog in my room,
+and I was surprised, after all she'd said about it before, how quiet
+she took it. 'Did you?' she says. 'Well, by good rights you ought to
+go without your breakfast for doing such a thing behind my back: but I
+don't know as there's any great harm done, only another time you ask
+my permission, do you hear?' A bit after that I said something to my
+father about having heard the cats again. '_Cats_,' he says, and he
+looked over at my poor mother, and she coughed and he says, 'Oh! ah!
+yes, cats. I believe I heard 'em myself.'
+
+"That was a funny morning altogether: nothing seemed to go right. The
+organist he stopped in bed, and the minor Canon he forgot it was the
+19th day and waited for the _Venite_; and after a bit the deputy he
+set off playing the chant for evensong, which was a minor; and then
+the Decani boys were laughing so much they couldn't sing, and when it
+came to the anthem the solo boy he got took with the giggles, and made
+out his nose was bleeding, and shoved the book at me what hadn't
+practised the verse and wasn't much of a singer if I had known it.
+Well, things was rougher, you see, fifty years ago, and I got a nip
+from the counter-tenor behind me that I remembered.
+
+"So we got through somehow, and neither the men nor the boys weren't
+by way of waiting to see whether the Canon in residence--Mr. Henslow
+it was--would come to the vestries and fine 'em, but I don't believe
+he did: for one thing I fancy he'd read the wrong lesson for the first
+time in his life, and knew it. Anyhow Evans and me didn't find no
+difficulty in slipping up the stairs as I told you, and when we got up
+we laid ourselves down flat on our stomachs where we could just
+stretch our heads out over the old tomb, and we hadn't but just done
+so when we heard the verger that was then, first shutting the iron
+porch-gates and locking the south-west door, and then the transept
+door, so we knew there was something up, and they meant to keep the
+public out for a bit.
+
+"Next thing was, the Dean and the Canon come in by their door on the
+north, and then I see my father, and old Palmer, and a couple of their
+best men, and Palmer stood a talking for a bit with the Dean in the
+middle of the choir. He had a coil of rope and the men had crows. All
+of 'em looked a bit nervous. So there they stood talking, and at last
+I heard the Dean say, 'Well, I've no time to waste, Palmer. If you
+think this'll satisfy Southminster people, I'll permit it to be done;
+but I must say this, that never in the whole course of my life have I
+heard such arrant nonsense from a practical man as I have from you.
+Don't you agree with me, Henslow?' As far as I could hear Mr. Henslow
+said something like 'Oh! well we're told, aren't we, Mr. Dean, not to
+judge others?' and the Dean he gave a kind of sniff, and walked
+straight up to the tomb, and took his stand behind it with his back to
+the screen, and the others they come edging up rather gingerly.
+Henslow, he stopped on the south side and scratched on his chin, he
+did. Then the Dean spoke up: 'Palmer,' he says, 'which can you do
+easiest, get the slab off the top, or shift one of the side slabs?'
+
+"Old Palmer and his men they pottered about a bit looking round the
+edge of the top slab and sounding the sides on the south and east and
+west and everywhere but the north. Henslow said something about it
+being better to have a try at the south side, because there was more
+light and more room to move about in. Then my father, who'd been
+watching of them, went round to the north side, and knelt down and
+felt of the slab by the chink, and he got up and dusted his knees and
+says to the Dean: 'Beg pardon, Mr. Dean, but I think if Mr. Palmer'll
+try this here slab he'll find it'll come out easy enough. Seems to me
+one of the men could prize it out with his crow by means of this
+chink.' 'Ah! thank you, Worby,' says the Dean; 'that's a good
+suggestion. Palmer, let one of your men do that, will you?'
+
+"So the man come round, and put his bar in and bore on it, and just
+that minute when they were all bending over, and we boys got our heads
+well out over the edge of the triforium, there come a most fearful
+crash down at the west end of the choir, as if a whole stack of big
+timber had fallen down a flight of stairs. Well, you can't expect me
+to tell you everything that happened all in a minute. Of course there
+was a terrible commotion. I heard the slab fall out, and the crowbar
+on the floor, and I heard the Dean say 'Good God!'
+
+"When I looked down again I saw the Dean tumbled over on the floor,
+the men was making off down the choir, Henslow was just going to help
+the Dean up, Palmer was going to stop the men, as he said afterwards,
+and my father was sitting on the altar step with his face in his
+hands. The Dean he was very cross. 'I wish to goodness you'd look
+where you're coming to, Henslow,' he says. 'Why you should all take
+to your heels when a stick of wood tumbles down I cannot imagine,' and
+all Henslow could do, explaining he was right away on the other side
+of the tomb, would not satisfy him.
+
+"Then Palmer came back and reported there was nothing to account for
+this noise and nothing seemingly fallen down, and when the Dean
+finished feeling of himself they gathered round--except my father, he
+sat where he was--and some one lighted up a bit of candle and they
+looked into the tomb. 'Nothing there,' says the Dean, 'what did I tell
+you? Stay! here's something. What's this: a bit of music paper, and a
+piece of torn stuff--part of a dress it looks like. Both quite
+modern--no interest whatever. Another time perhaps you'll take the
+advice of an educated man'--or something like that, and off he went,
+limping a bit, and out through the north door, only as he went he
+called back angry to Palmer for leaving the door standing open. Palmer
+called out 'Very sorry, sir,' but he shrugged his shoulders, and
+Henslow says, 'I fancy Mr. Dean's mistaken. I closed the door behind
+me, but he's a little upset.' Then Palmer says, 'Why, where's Worby?'
+and they saw him sitting on the step and went up to him. He was
+recovering himself, it seemed, and wiping his forehead, and Palmer
+helped him up on to his legs, as I was glad to see.
+
+"They were too far off for me to hear what they said, but my father
+pointed to the north door in the aisle, and Palmer and Henslow both of
+them looked very surprised and scared. After a bit, my father and
+Henslow went out of the church, and the others made what haste they
+could to put the slab back and plaster it in. And about as the clock
+struck twelve the Cathedral was opened again and us boys made the best
+of our way home.
+
+"I was in a great taking to know what it was had given my poor father
+such a turn, and when I got in and found him sitting in his chair
+taking a glass of spirits, and my mother standing looking anxious at
+him, I couldn't keep from bursting out and making confession where I'd
+been. But he didn't seem to take on, not in the way of losing his
+temper. 'You was there, was you? Well did you see it?' 'I see
+everything, father,' I said, 'except when the noise came.' 'Did you
+see what it was knocked the Dean over?' he says, 'that what come out
+of the monument? You didn't? Well, that's a mercy.' 'Why, what was it,
+father?' I said. 'Come, you must have seen it,' he says. '_Didn't_
+you see? A thing like a man, all over hair, and two great eyes to it?'
+
+"Well, that was all I could get out of him that time, and later on he
+seemed as if he was ashamed of being so frightened, and he used to put
+me off when I asked him about it. But years after, when I was got to
+be a grown man, we had more talk now and again on the matter, and he
+always said the same thing. 'Black it was,' he'd say, 'and a mass of
+hair, and two legs, and the light caught on its eyes.'
+
+"Well, that's the tale of that tomb, Mr. Lake; it's one we don't tell
+to our visitors, and I should be obliged to you not to make any use of
+it till I'm out of the way. I doubt Mr. Evans'll feel the same as I
+do, if you ask him."
+
+This proved to be the case. But over twenty years have passed by, and
+the grass is growing over both Worby and Evans; so Mr. Lake felt no
+difficulty about communicating his notes--taken in 1890--to me. He
+accompanied them with a sketch of the tomb and a copy of the short
+inscription on the metal cross which was affixed at the expense of Dr.
+Lyall to the centre of the northern side. It was from the Vulgate of
+Isaiah xxxiv., and consisted merely of the three words--
+
+IBI CUBAVIT LAMIA.
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF A DISAPPEARANCE
+AND AN APPEARANCE
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF A DISAPPEARANCE
+AND AN APPEARANCE
+
+
+The letters which I now publish were sent to me recently by a person
+who knows me to be interested in ghost stories. There is no doubt
+about their authenticity. The paper on which they are written, the
+ink, and the whole external aspect put their date beyond the reach of
+question.
+
+The only point which they do not make clear is the identity of the
+writer. He signs with initials only, and as none of the envelopes of
+the letters are preserved, the surname of his correspondent--obviously
+a married brother--is as obscure as his own. No further preliminary
+explanation is needed, I think. Luckily the first letter supplies all
+that could be expected.
+
+
+LETTER I
+
+ GREAT CHRISHALL, _Dec. 22, 1837_.
+
+MY DEAR ROBERT,--It is with great regret for the enjoyment I am
+losing, and for a reason which you will deplore equally with myself,
+that I write to inform you that I am unable to join your circle for
+this Christmas: but you will agree with me that it is unavoidable when
+I say that I have within these few hours received a letter from Mrs.
+Hunt at B----, to the effect that our Uncle Henry has suddenly and
+mysteriously disappeared, and begging me to go down there immediately
+and join the search that is being made for him. Little as I, or you
+either, I think, have ever seen of Uncle, I naturally feel that this
+is not a request that can be regarded lightly, and accordingly I
+propose to go to B---- by this afternoon's mail, reaching it late in
+the evening. I shall not go to the Rectory, but put up at the King's
+Head, and to which you may address letters. I enclose a small draft,
+which you will please make use of for the benefit of the young people.
+I shall write you daily (supposing me to be detained more than a
+single day) what goes on, and you may be sure, should the business be
+cleared up in time to permit of my coming to the Manor after all, I
+shall present myself. I have but a few minutes at disposal. With
+cordial greetings to you all, and many regrets, believe me, your
+affectionate Bro.,
+
+W. R.
+
+
+LETTER II
+
+ KING'S HEAD, _Dec. 23, '37_.
+
+MY DEAR ROBERT,--In the first place, there is as yet no news of Uncle
+H., and I think you may finally dismiss any idea--I won't say
+hope--that I might after all "turn up" for Xmas. However, my thoughts
+will be with you, and you have my best wishes for a really festive
+day. Mind that none of my nephews or nieces expend any fraction of
+their guineas on presents for me.
+
+Since I got here I have been blaming myself for taking this affair of
+Uncle H. too easily. From what people here say, I gather that there is
+very little hope that he can still be alive; but whether it is
+accident or design that carried him off I cannot judge. The facts are
+these. On Friday the 19th, he went as usual shortly before five
+o'clock to read evening prayers at the Church; and when they were over
+the clerk brought him a message, in response to which he set off to
+pay a visit to a sick person at an outlying cottage the better part of
+two miles away. He paid the visit, and started on his return journey
+at about half-past six. This is the last that is known of him. The
+people here are very much grieved at his loss; he had been here many
+years, as you know, and though, as you also know, he was not the most
+genial of men, and had more than a little of the _martinet_ in his
+composition, he seems to have been active in good works, and unsparing
+of trouble to himself.
+
+Poor Mrs. Hunt, who has been his housekeeper ever since she left
+Woodley, is quite overcome: it seems like the end of the world to her.
+I am glad that I did not entertain the idea of taking quarters at the
+Rectory; and I have declined several kindly offers of hospitality from
+people in the place, preferring as I do to be independent, and finding
+myself very comfortable here.
+
+You will, of course, wish to know what has been done in the way of
+inquiry and search. First, nothing was to be expected from
+investigation at the Rectory; and to be brief, nothing has transpired.
+I asked Mrs. Hunt--as others had done before--whether there was either
+any unfavourable symptom in her master such as might portend a sudden
+stroke, or attack of illness, or whether he had ever had reason to
+apprehend any such thing: but both she, and also his medical man, were
+clear that this was not the case. He was quite in his usual health.
+In the second place, naturally, ponds and streams have been dragged,
+and fields in the neighbourhood which he is known to have visited
+last, have been searched--without result. I have myself talked to the
+parish clerk and--more important--have been to the house where he paid
+his visit.
+
+There can be no question of any foul play on these people's part. The
+one man in the house is ill in bed and very weak: the wife and the
+children of course could do nothing themselves, nor is there the
+shadow of a probability that they or any of them should have agreed to
+decoy poor Uncle H. out in order that he might be attacked on the way
+back. They had told what they knew to several other inquirers already,
+but the woman repeated it to me. The Rector was looking just as usual:
+he wasn't very long with the sick man--"He ain't," she said, "like
+some what has a gift in prayer; but there, if we was all that way,
+'owever would the chapel people get their living?" He left some money
+when he went away, and one of the children saw him cross the stile
+into the next field. He was dressed as he always was: wore his
+bands--I gather he is nearly the last man remaining who does so--at
+any rate in this district.
+
+You see I am putting down everything. The fact is that I have nothing
+else to do, having brought no business papers with me; and, moreover,
+it serves to clear my own mind, and may suggest points which have been
+overlooked. So I shall continue to write all that passes, even to
+conversations if need be--you may read or not as you please, but pray
+keep the letters. I have another reason for writing so fully, but it
+is not a very tangible one.
+
+You may ask if I have myself made any search in the fields near the
+cottage. Something--a good deal--has been done by others, as I
+mentioned; but I hope to go over the ground to-morrow. Bow Street has
+now been informed, and will send down by to-night's coach, but I do
+not think they will make much of the job. There is no snow, which
+might have helped us. The fields are all grass. Of course I was on the
+_qui vive_ for any indication to-day both going and returning; but
+there was a thick mist on the way back, and I was not in trim for
+wandering about unknown pastures, especially on an evening when bushes
+looked like men, and a cow lowing in the distance might have been the
+last trump. I assure you, if Uncle Henry had stepped out from among
+the trees in a little copse which borders the path at one place,
+carrying his head under his arm, I should have been very little more
+uncomfortable than I was. To tell you the truth, I was rather
+expecting something of the kind. But I must drop my pen for the
+moment: Mr. Lucas, the curate, is announced.
+
+_Later._ Mr. Lucas has been, and gone, and there is not much beyond
+the decencies of ordinary sentiment to be got from him. I can see that
+he has given up any idea that the Rector can be alive, and that, so
+far as he can be, he is truly sorry. I can also discern that even in a
+more emotional person than Mr. Lucas, Uncle Henry was not likely to
+inspire strong attachment.
+
+Besides Mr. Lucas, I have had another visitor in the shape of my
+Boniface--mine host of the "King's Head"--who came to see whether I
+had everything I wished, and who really requires the pen of a Boz to
+do him justice. He was very solemn and weighty at first. "Well, sir,"
+he said, "I suppose we must bow our 'ead beneath the blow, as my poor
+wife had used to say. So far as I can gather there's been neither
+hide nor yet hair of our late respected incumbent scented out as yet;
+not that he was what the Scripture terms a hairy man in any sense of
+the word."
+
+I said--as well as I could--that I supposed not, but could not help
+adding that I had heard he was sometimes a little difficult to deal
+with. Mr. Bowman looked at me sharply for a moment, and then passed in
+a flash from solemn sympathy to impassioned declamation. "When I
+think," he said, "of the language that man see fit to employ to me in
+this here parlour over no more a matter than a cask of beer--such a
+thing as I told him might happen any day of the week to a man with a
+family--though as it turned out he was quite under a mistake, and that
+I knew at the time, only I was that shocked to hear him I couldn't lay
+my tongue to the right expression."
+
+He stopped abruptly and eyed me with some embarrassment. I only said,
+"Dear me, I'm sorry to hear you had any little differences; I suppose
+my uncle will be a good deal missed in the parish?" Mr. Bowman drew a
+long breath. "Ah, yes!" he said; "your uncle! You'll understand me
+when I say that for the moment it had slipped my remembrance that he
+was a relative; and natural enough, I must say, as it should, for as
+to you bearing any resemblance to--to him, the notion of any such a
+thing is clean ridiculous. All the same, 'ad I 'ave bore it in my
+mind, you'll be among the first to feel, I'm sure, as I should have
+abstained my lips, or rather I should _not_ have abstained my lips
+with no such reflections."
+
+I assured him that I quite understood, and was going to have asked him
+some further questions, but he was called away to see after some
+business. By the way, you need not take it into your head that he has
+anything to fear from the inquiry into poor Uncle Henry's
+disappearance--though, no doubt, in the watches of the night it will
+occur to him that _I_ think he has, and I may expect explanations
+to-morrow.
+
+I must close this letter: it has to go by the late coach.
+
+
+LETTER III
+
+ _Dec. 25, '37_.
+
+MY DEAR ROBERT,--This is a curious letter to be writing on Christmas
+Day, and yet after all there is nothing much in it. Or there may
+be--you shall be the judge. At least, nothing decisive. The Bow
+Street men practically say that they have no clue. The length of time
+and the weather conditions have made all tracks so faint as to be
+quite useless: nothing that belonged to the dead man--I'm afraid no
+other word will do--has been picked up.
+
+As I expected, Mr. Bowman was uneasy in his mind this morning; quite
+early I heard him holding forth in a very distinct voice--purposely
+so, I thought--to the Bow Street officers in the bar, as to the loss
+that the town had sustained in their Rector, and as to the necessity
+of leaving no stone unturned (he was very great on this phrase) in
+order to come at the truth. I suspect him of being an orator of repute
+at convivial meetings.
+
+When I was at breakfast he came to wait on me, and took an opportunity
+when handing a muffin to say in a low tone, "I 'ope, sir, you reconize
+as my feelings towards your relative is not actuated by any taint of
+what you may call melignity--you can leave the room, Eliza, I will see
+the gentleman 'as all he requires with my own hands--I ask your
+pardon, sir, but you must be well aware a man is not always master of
+himself: and when that man has been 'urt in his mind by the
+application of expressions which I will go so far as to say 'ad not
+ought to have been made use of (his voice was rising all this time and
+his face growing redder); no, sir; and 'ere, if you will permit of it,
+I should like to explain to you in a very few words the exact state of
+the bone of contention. This cask--I might more truly call it a
+firkin--of beer--"
+
+I felt it was time to interpose, and said that I did not see that it
+would help us very much to go into that matter in detail. Mr. Bowman
+acquiesced, and resumed more calmly:
+
+"Well, sir, I bow to your ruling, and as you say, be that here or be
+it there, it don't contribute a great deal, perhaps, to the present
+question. All I wish you to understand is that I am prepared as you
+are yourself to lend every hand to the business we have afore us,
+and--as I took the opportunity to say as much to the Orficers not
+three-quarters of an hour ago--to leave no stone unturned as may throw
+even a spark of light on this painful matter."
+
+In fact, Mr. Bowman did accompany us on our exploration, but though I
+am sure his genuine wish was to be helpful, I am afraid he did not
+contribute to the serious side of it. He appeared to be under the
+impression that we were likely to meet either Uncle Henry or the
+person responsible for his disappearance, walking about the
+fields--and did a great deal of shading his eyes with his hand and
+calling our attention, by pointing with his stick, to distant cattle
+and labourers. He held several long conversations with old women whom
+we met, and was very strict and severe in his manner--but on each
+occasion returned to our party saying, "Well, I find she don't seem to
+'ave no connexion with this sad affair. I think you may take it from
+me, sir, as there's little or no light to be looked for from that
+quarter; not without she's keeping somethink back intentional."
+
+We gained no appreciable result, as I told you at starting; the Bow
+Street men have left the town, whether for London or not, I am not
+sure.
+
+This evening I had company in the shape of a bagman, a smartish
+fellow. He knew what was going forward, but though he has been on the
+roads for some days about here, he had nothing to tell of suspicious
+characters--tramps, wandering sailors or gipsies. He was very full of
+a capital Punch and Judy Show he had seen this same day at W----, and
+asked if it had been here yet, and advised me by no means to miss it
+if it does come. The best Punch and the best Toby dog, he said, he had
+ever come across. Toby dogs, you know, are the last new thing in the
+shows. I have only seen one myself, but before long all the men will
+have them.
+
+Now why, you will want to know, do I trouble to write all this to you?
+I am obliged to do it, because it has something to do with another
+absurd trifle (as you will inevitably say), which in my present state
+of rather unquiet fancy--nothing more, perhaps--I have to put down. It
+is a dream, sir, which I am going to record, and I must say it is one
+of the oddest I have had. Is there anything in it beyond what the
+bagman's talk and Uncle Henry's disappearance could have suggested?
+You, I repeat, shall judge: I am not in a sufficiently cool and
+judicial frame to do so.
+
+It began with what I can only describe as a pulling aside of curtains:
+and I found myself seated in a place--I don't know whether in doors or
+out. There were people--only a few--on either side of me, but I did
+not recognize them, or indeed think much about them. They never spoke,
+but, so far as I remember, were all grave and pale-faced and looked
+fixedly before them. Facing me there was a Punch and Judy Show,
+perhaps rather larger than the ordinary ones, painted with black
+figures on a reddish-yellow ground. Behind it and on each side was
+only darkness, but in front there was a sufficiency of light. I was
+"strung up" to a high degree of expectation and listened every moment
+to hear the panpipes and the Roo-too-too-it. Instead of that there
+came suddenly an enormous--I can use no other word--an enormous single
+toll of a bell, I don't know from how far off--somewhere behind. The
+little curtain flew up and the drama began.
+
+I believe someone once tried to re-write Punch as a serious tragedy;
+but whoever he may have been, this performance would have suited him
+exactly. There was something Satanic about the hero. He varied his
+methods of attack: for some of his victims he lay in wait, and to see
+his horrible face--it was yellowish white, I may remark--peering round
+the wings made me think of the Vampyre in Fuseli's foul sketch. To
+others he was polite and carneying--particularly to the unfortunate
+alien who can only say _Shallabalah_--though what Punch said I never
+could catch. But with all of them I came to dread the moment of death.
+The crack of the stick on their skulls, which in the ordinary way
+delights me, had here a crushing sound as if the bone was giving way,
+and the victims quivered and kicked as they lay. The baby--it sounds
+more ridiculous as I go on--the baby, I am sure, was alive. Punch
+wrung its neck, and if the choke or squeak which it gave were not
+real, I know nothing of reality.
+
+The stage got perceptibly darker as each crime was consummated, and at
+last there was one murder which was done quite in the dark, so that I
+could see nothing of the victim, and took some time to effect. It was
+accompanied by hard breathing and horrid muffled sounds, and after it
+Punch came and sat on the foot-board and fanned himself and looked at
+his shoes, which were bloody, and hung his head on one side, and
+sniggered in so deadly a fashion that I saw some of those beside me
+cover their faces, and I would gladly have done the same. But in the
+meantime the scene behind Punch was clearing, and showed, not the
+usual house front, but something more ambitious--a grove of trees and
+the gentle slope of a hill, with a very natural--in fact, I should say
+a real--moon shining on it. Over this there rose slowly an object
+which I soon perceived to be a human figure with something peculiar
+about the head--what, I was unable at first to see. It did not stand
+on its feet, but began creeping or dragging itself across the middle
+distance towards Punch, who still sat back to it; and by this time, I
+may remark (though it did not occur to me at the moment) that all
+pretence of this being a puppet show had vanished. Punch was still
+Punch, it is true, but, like the others, was in some sense a live
+creature, and both moved themselves at their own will.
+
+When I next glanced at him he was sitting in malignant reflection; but
+in another instant something seemed to attract his attention, and he
+first sat up sharply and then turned round, and evidently caught sight
+of the person that was approaching him and was in fact now very near.
+Then, indeed, did he show unmistakable signs of terror: catching up
+his stick, he rushed towards the wood, only just eluding the arm of
+his pursuer, which was suddenly flung out to intercept him. It was
+with a revulsion which I cannot easily express that I now saw more or
+less clearly what this pursuer was like. He was a sturdy figure clad
+in black, and, as I thought, wearing bands: his head was covered with
+a whitish bag.
+
+The chase which now began lasted I do not know how long, now among the
+trees, now along the slope of the field, sometimes both figures
+disappearing wholly for a few seconds, and only some uncertain sounds
+letting one know that they were still afoot. At length there came a
+moment when Punch, evidently exhausted, staggered in from the left and
+threw himself down among the trees. His pursuer was not long after
+him, and came looking uncertainly from side to side. Then, catching
+sight of the figure on the ground, he too threw himself down--his back
+was turned to the audience--with a swift motion twitched the covering
+from his head, and thrust his face into that of Punch. Everything on
+the instant grew dark.
+
+There was one long, loud, shuddering scream, and I awoke to find
+myself looking straight into the face of--what in all the world do you
+think?--but a large owl, which was seated on my window-sill
+immediately opposite my bed-foot, holding up its wings like two
+shrouded arms. I caught the fierce glance of its yellow eyes, and then
+it was gone. I heard the single enormous bell again--very likely, as
+you are saying to yourself, the church clock; but I do not think
+so--and then I was broad awake.
+
+All this, I may say, happened within the last half-hour. There was no
+probability of my getting to sleep again, so I got up, put on clothes
+enough to keep me warm, and am writing this rigmarole in the first
+hours of Christmas Day. Have I left out anything? Yes, there was no
+Toby dog, and the names over the front of the Punch and Judy booth
+were Kidman and Gallop, which were certainly not what the bagman told
+me to look out for.
+
+By this time, I feel a little more as if I could sleep, so this shall
+be sealed and wafered.
+
+
+LETTER IV
+
+ _Dec. 26, '37._
+
+MY DEAR ROBERT,--All is over. The body has been found. I do not make
+excuses for not having sent off my news by last night's mail, for the
+simple reason that I was incapable of putting pen to paper. The events
+that attended the discovery bewildered me so completely that I needed
+what I could get of a night's rest to enable me to face the situation
+at all. Now I can give you my journal of the day, certainly the
+strangest Christmas Day that ever I spent or am likely to spend.
+
+The first incident was not very serious. Mr. Bowman had, I think, been
+keeping Christmas Eve, and was a little inclined to be captious: at
+least, he was not on foot very early, and to judge from what I could
+hear, neither men or maids could do anything to please him. The latter
+were certainly reduced to tears; nor am I sure that Mr. Bowman
+succeeded in preserving a manly composure. At any rate, when I came
+downstairs, it was in a broken voice that he wished me the compliments
+of the season, and a little later on, when he paid his visit of
+ceremony at breakfast, he was far from cheerful: even Byronic, I might
+almost say, in his outlook on life.
+
+"I don't know," he said, "if you think with me, sir; but every
+Christmas as comes round the world seems a hollerer thing to me. Why,
+take an example now from what lays under my own eye. There's my
+servant Eliza--been with me now for going on fifteen years. I thought
+I could have placed my confidence in Elizar, and yet this very
+morning--Christmas morning too, of all the blessed days in the
+year--with the bells a ringing and--and--all like that--I say, this
+very morning, had it not have been for Providence watching over us
+all, that girl would have put--indeed I may go so far to say, 'ad put
+the cheese on your breakfast table----" He saw I was about to speak,
+and waved his hand at me. "It's all very well for you to say, 'Yes,
+Mr. Bowman, but you took away the cheese and locked it up in the
+cupboard,' which I did, and have the key here, or if not the actual
+key one very much about the same size. That's true enough, sir, but
+what do you think is the effect of that action on me? Why it's no
+exaggeration for me to say that the ground is cut from under my feet.
+And yet when I said as much to Eliza, not nasty, mind you, but just
+firm like, what was my return? 'Oh,' she says: 'Well,' she says,
+'there wasn't no bones broke, I suppose.' Well, sir, it 'urt me,
+that's all I can say: it 'urt me, and I don't like to think of it
+now."
+
+There was an ominous pause here, in which I ventured to say something
+like, "Yes, very trying," and then asked at what hour the church
+service was to be. "Eleven o'clock," Mr. Bowman said with a heavy
+sigh. "Ah, you won't have no such discourse from poor Mr. Lucas as
+what you would have done from our late Rector. Him and me may have
+had our little differences, and did do, more's the pity."
+
+I could see that a powerful effort was needed to keep him off the
+vexed question of the cask of beer, but he made it. "But I will say
+this, that a better preacher, nor yet one to stand faster by his
+rights, or what he considered to be his rights--however, that's not
+the question now--I for one, never set under. Some might say, 'Was he
+a eloquent man?' and to that my answer would be: 'Well, there you've a
+better right per'aps to speak of your own uncle than what I have.'
+Others might ask, 'Did he keep a hold of his congregation?' and there
+again I should reply, 'That depends.' But as I say--Yes, Eliza, my
+girl, I'm coming--eleven o'clock, sir, and you inquire for the King's
+Head pew." I believe Eliza had been very near the door, and shall
+consider it in my vail.
+
+The next episode was church: I felt Mr. Lucas had a difficult task in
+doing justice to Christmas sentiments, and also to the feeling of
+disquiet and regret which, whatever Mr. Bowman might say, was clearly
+prevalent. I do not think he rose to the occasion. I was
+uncomfortable. The organ wolved--you know what I mean: the wind
+died--twice in the Christmas Hymn, and the tenor bell, I suppose owing
+to some negligence on the part of the ringers, kept sounding faintly
+about once in a minute during the sermon. The clerk sent up a man to
+see to it, but he seemed unable to do much. I was glad when it was
+over. There was an odd incident, too, before the service. I went in
+rather early, and came upon two men carrying the parish bier back to
+its place under the tower. From what I overheard them saying, it
+appeared that it had been put out by mistake, by some one who was not
+there. I also saw the clerk busy folding up a moth-eaten velvet
+pall--not a sight for Christmas Day.
+
+I dined soon after this, and then, feeling disinclined to go out, took
+my seat by the fire in the parlour, with the last number of
+_Pickwick_, which I had been saving up for some days. I thought I
+could be sure of keeping awake over this, but I turned out as bad as
+our friend Smith. I suppose it was half-past two when I was roused by
+a piercing whistle and laughing and talking voices outside in the
+market-place. It was a Punch and Judy--I had no doubt the one that my
+bagman had seen at W----. I was half delighted, half not--the latter
+because my unpleasant dream came back to me so vividly; but, anyhow, I
+determined to see it through, and I sent Eliza out with a crown-piece
+to the performers and a request that they would face my window if they
+could manage it.
+
+The show was a very smart new one; the names of the proprietors, I
+need hardly tell you, were Italian, Foresta and Calpigi. The Toby dog
+was there, as I had been led to expect. All B---- turned out, but did
+not obstruct my view, for I was at the large first-floor window and
+not ten yards away.
+
+The play began on the stroke of a quarter to three by the church
+clock. Certainly it was very good; and I was soon relieved to find
+that the disgust my dream had given me for Punch's onslaughts on his
+ill-starred visitors was only transient. I laughed at the demise of
+the Turncock, the Foreigner, the Beadle, and even the baby. The only
+drawback was the Toby dog's developing a tendency to howl in the wrong
+place. Something had occurred, I suppose, to upset him, and something
+considerable: for, I forget exactly at what point, he gave a most
+lamentable cry, leapt off the foot board, and shot away across the
+market-place and down a side street. There was a stage-wait, but only
+a brief one. I suppose the men decided that it was no good going after
+him, and that he was likely to turn up again at night.
+
+We went on. Punch dealt faithfully with Judy, and in fact with all
+comers; and then came the moment when the gallows was erected, and the
+great scene with Mr. Ketch was to be enacted. It was now that
+something happened of which I can certainly not yet see the import
+fully. You have witnessed an execution, and know what the criminal's
+head looks like with the cap on. If you are like me, you never wish to
+think of it again, and I do not willingly remind you of it. It was
+just such a head as that, that I, from my somewhat higher post, saw in
+the inside of the show-box; but at first the audience did not see it.
+I expected it to emerge into their view, but instead of that there
+slowly rose for a few seconds an uncovered face, with an expression of
+terror upon it, of which I have never imagined the like. It seemed as
+if the man, whoever he was, was being forcibly lifted, with his arms
+somehow pinioned or held back, towards the little gibbet on the
+stage. I could just see the nightcapped head behind him. Then there
+was a cry and a crash. The whole show-box fell over backwards; kicking
+legs were seen among the ruins, and then two figures--as some said; I
+can only answer for one--were visible running at top speed across the
+square and disappearing in a lane which leads to the fields.
+
+Of course everybody gave chase. I followed; but the pace was killing,
+and very few were in, literally, at the death. It happened in a chalk
+pit: the man went over the edge quite blindly and broke his neck. They
+searched everywhere for the other, until it occurred to me to ask
+whether he had ever left the market-place. At first everyone was sure
+that he had; but when we came to look, he was there, under the
+show-box, dead too.
+
+But in the chalk pit it was that poor Uncle Henry's body was found,
+with a sack over the head, the throat horribly mangled. It was a
+peaked corner of the sack sticking out of the soil that attracted
+attention. I cannot bring myself to write in greater detail.
+
+I forgot to say the men's real names were Kidman and Gallop. I feel
+sure I have heard them, but no one here seems to know anything about
+them.
+
+I am coming to you as soon as I can after the funeral. I must tell you
+when we meet what I think of it all.
+
+
+
+
+TWO DOCTORS
+
+
+
+
+TWO DOCTORS
+
+
+It is a very common thing, in my experience, to find papers shut up in
+old books; but one of the rarest things to come across any such that
+are at all interesting. Still it does happen, and one should never
+destroy them unlooked at. Now it was a practice of mine before the war
+occasionally to buy old ledgers of which the paper was good, and which
+possessed a good many blank leaves, and to extract these and use them
+for my own notes and writings. One such I purchased for a small sum in
+1911. It was tightly clasped, and its boards were warped by having for
+years been obliged to embrace a number of extraneous sheets.
+Three-quarters of this inserted matter had lost all vestige of
+importance for any living human being: one bundle had not. That it
+belonged to a lawyer is certain, for it is endorsed: _The strangest
+case I have yet met_, and bears initials, and an address in Gray's
+Inn. It is only materials for a case, and consists of statements by
+possible witnesses. The man who would have been the defendant or
+prisoner seems never to have appeared. The _dossier_ is not complete,
+but, such as it is, it furnishes a riddle in which the supernatural
+appears to play a part. You must see what you can make of it.
+
+The following is the setting and the tale as I elicit it.
+
+Dr. Abell was walking in his garden one afternoon waiting for his
+horse to be brought round that he might set out on his visits for the
+day. As the place was Islington, the month June, and the year 1718, we
+conceive the surroundings as being countrified and pleasant. To him
+entered his confidential servant, Luke Jennett, who had been with him
+twenty years.
+
+"I said I wished to speak to him, and what I had to say might take
+some quarter of an hour. He accordingly bade me go into his study,
+which was a room opening on the terrace path where he was walking, and
+came in himself and sat down. I told him that, much against my will, I
+must look out for another place. He inquired what was my reason, in
+consideration I had been so long with him. I said if he would excuse
+me he would do me a great kindness, because (this appears to have
+been common form even in 1718) I was one that always liked to have
+everything pleasant about me. As well as I can remember, he said that
+was his case likewise, but he would wish to know why I should change
+my mind after so many years, and, says he, 'you know there can be no
+talk of a remembrance of you in my will if you leave my service now.'
+I said I had made my reckoning of that.
+
+"'Then,' says he, 'you must have some complaint to make, and if I
+could I would willingly set it right.' And at that I told him, not
+seeing how I could keep it back, the matter of my former affidavit and
+of the bedstaff in the dispensing-room, and said that a house where
+such things happened was no place for me. At which he, looking very
+black upon me, said no more, but called me fool, and said he would pay
+what was owing me in the morning; and so, his horse being waiting,
+went out. So for that night I lodged with my sister's husband near
+Battle Bridge and came early next morning to my late master, who then
+made a great matter that I had not lain in his house and stopped a
+crown out of my wages owing.
+
+"After that I took service here and there, not for long at a time,
+and saw no more of him till I came to be Dr. Quinn's man at Dodds Hall
+in Islington."
+
+There is one very obscure part in this statement, namely, the
+reference to the former affidavit and the matter of the bedstaff. The
+former affidavit is not in the bundle of papers. It is to be feared
+that it was taken out to be read because of its special oddity, and
+not put back. Of what nature the story was may be guessed later, but
+as yet no clue has been put into our hands.
+
+The Rector of Islington, Jonathan Pratt, is the next to step forward.
+He furnishes particulars of the standing and reputation of Dr. Abell
+and Dr. Quinn, both of whom lived and practised in his parish.
+
+"It is not to be supposed," he says, "that a physician should be a
+regular attendant at morning and evening prayers, or at the Wednesday
+lectures, but within the measure of their ability I would say that
+both these persons fulfilled their obligations as loyal members of the
+Church of England. At the same time (as you desire my private mind) I
+must say, in the language of the schools, _distinguo_. Dr. A. was to
+me a source of perplexity, Dr. Q. to my eye a plain, honest believer,
+not inquiring over closely into points of belief, but squaring his
+practice to what lights he had. The other interested himself in
+questions to which Providence, as I hold, designs no answer to be
+given us in this state: he would ask me, for example, what place I
+believed those beings now to hold in the scheme of creation which by
+some are thought neither to have stood fast when the rebel angels
+fell, nor to have joined with them to the full pitch of their
+transgression.
+
+"As was suitable, my first answer to him was a question, What warrant
+he had for supposing any such beings to exist? for that there was none
+in Scripture I took it he was aware. It appeared--for as I am on the
+subject, the whole tale may be given--that he grounded himself on such
+passages as that of the satyr which Jerome tells us conversed with
+Antony; but thought too that some parts of Scripture might be cited in
+support. 'And besides,' said he, 'you know 'tis the universal belief
+among those that spend their days and nights abroad, and I would add
+that if your calling took you so continuously as it does me about the
+country lanes by night, you might not be so surprised as I see you to
+be by my suggestion.' 'You are then of John Milton's mind,' I said,
+'and hold that
+
+ Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth
+ Unseen, both when we wake and when we sleep.'
+
+"'I do not know,' he said, 'why Milton should take upon himself to say
+"unseen"; though to be sure he was blind when he wrote that. But for
+the rest, why, yes, I think he was in the right.' 'Well,' I said,
+'though not so often as you, I am not seldom called abroad pretty
+late; but I have no mind of meeting a satyr in our Islington lanes in
+all the years I have been here; and if you have had the better luck, I
+am sure the Royal Society would be glad to know of it.'
+
+"I am reminded of these trifling expressions because Dr. A. took them
+so ill, stamping out of the room in a huff with some such word as that
+these high and dry parsons had no eyes but for a prayerbook or a pint
+of wine.
+
+"But this was not the only time that our conversation took a
+remarkable turn. There was an evening when he came in, at first
+seeming gay and in good spirits, but afterwards as he sat and smoked
+by the fire falling into a musing way; out of which to rouse him I
+said pleasantly that I supposed he had had no meetings of late with
+his odd friends. A question which did effectually arouse him, for he
+looked most wildly, and as if scared, upon me, and said, '_You_ were
+never there? I did not see you. Who brought you?' And then in a more
+collected tone, 'What was this about a meeting? I believe I must have
+been in a doze.' To which I answered that I was thinking of fauns and
+centaurs in the dark lane, and not of a witches' Sabbath; but it
+seemed he took it differently.
+
+"'Well,' said he, 'I can plead guilty to neither; but I find you very
+much more of a sceptic than becomes your cloth. If you care to know
+about the dark lane you might do worse than ask my housekeeper that
+lived at the other end of it when she was a child.' 'Yes,' said I,
+'and the old women in the almshouse and the children in the kennel. If
+I were you, I would send to your brother Quinn for a bolus to clear
+your brain.' 'Damn Quinn,' says he; 'talk no more of him: he has
+embezzled four of my best patients this month; I believe it is that
+cursed man of his, Jennett, that used to be with me, his tongue is
+never still; it should be nailed to the pillory if he had his
+deserts.' This, I may say, was the only time of his showing me that he
+had any grudge against either Dr. Quinn or Jennett, and as was my
+business, I did my best to persuade him he was mistaken in them. Yet
+it could not be denied that some respectable families in the parish
+had given him the cold shoulder, and for no reason that they were
+willing to allege. The end was that he said he had not done so ill at
+Islington but that he could afford to live at ease elsewhere when he
+chose, and anyhow he bore Dr. Quinn no malice. I think I now remember
+what observation of mine drew him into the train of thought which he
+next pursued. It was, I believe, my mentioning some juggling tricks
+which my brother in the East Indies had seen at the court of the Rajah
+of Mysore. 'A convenient thing enough,' said Dr. Abell to me, 'if by
+some arrangement a man could get the power of communicating motion and
+energy to inanimate objects.' 'As if the axe should move itself
+against him that lifts it; something of that kind?' 'Well, I don't
+know that that was in my mind so much; but if you could summon such a
+volume from your shelf or even order it to open at the right page.'
+
+"He was sitting by the fire--it was a cold evening--and stretched out
+his hand that way, and just then the fire-irons, or at least the
+poker, fell over towards him with a great clatter, and I did not hear
+what else he said. But I told him that I could not easily conceive of
+an arrangement, as he called it, of such a kind that would not include
+as one of its conditions a heavier payment than any Christian would
+care to make; to which he assented. 'But,' he said, 'I have no doubt
+these bargains can be made very tempting, very persuasive. Still, you
+would not favour them, eh, Doctor? No, I suppose not.'
+
+"This is as much as I know of Dr. Abell's mind, and the feeling
+between these men. Dr. Quinn, as I said, was a plain, honest creature,
+and a man to whom I would have gone--indeed I have before now gone to
+him for advice on matters of business. He was, however, every now and
+again, and particularly of late, not exempt from troublesome fancies.
+There was certainly a time when he was so much harassed by his dreams
+that he could not keep them to himself, but would tell them to his
+acquaintances and among them to me. I was at supper at his house, and
+he was not inclined to let me leave him at my usual time. 'If you
+go,' he said, 'there will be nothing for it but I must go to bed and
+dream of the chrysalis.' 'You might be worse off,' said I. 'I do not
+think it,' he said, and he shook himself like a man who is displeased
+with the complexion of his thoughts. 'I only meant,' said I, 'that a
+chrysalis is an innocent thing.' 'This one is not,' he said, 'and I do
+not care to think of it.'
+
+"However, sooner than lose my company he was fain to tell me (for I
+pressed him) that this was a dream which had come to him several times
+of late, and even more than once in a night. It was to this effect,
+that he seemed to himself to wake under an extreme compulsion to rise
+and go out of doors. So he would dress himself and go down to his
+garden door. By the door there stood a spade which he must take, and
+go out into the garden, and at a particular place in the shrubbery
+somewhat clear and upon which the moon shone, for there was always in
+his dream a full moon, he would feel himself forced to dig. And after
+some time the spade would uncover something light-coloured, which he
+would perceive to be a stuff, linen or woollen, and this he must clear
+with his hands. It was always the same: of the size of a man and
+shaped like the chrysalis of a moth, with the folds showing a promise
+of an opening at one end.
+
+"He could not describe how gladly he would have left all at this stage
+and run to the house, but he must not escape so easily. So with many
+groans, and knowing only too well what to expect, he parted these
+folds of stuff, or, as it sometimes seemed to be, membrane, and
+disclosed a head covered with a smooth pink skin, which breaking as
+the creature stirred, showed him his own face in a state of death. The
+telling of this so much disturbed him that I was forced out of mere
+compassion to sit with him the greater part of the night and talk with
+him upon indifferent subjects. He said that upon every recurrence of
+this dream he woke and found himself, as it were, fighting for his
+breath."
+
+Another extract from Luke Jennett's long continuous statement comes in
+at this point.
+
+"I never told tales of my master, Dr. Abell, to anybody in the
+neighbourhood. When I was in another service I remember to have spoken
+to my fellow-servants about the matter of the bedstaff, but I am sure
+I never said either I or he were the persons concerned, and it met
+with so little credit that I was affronted and thought best to keep it
+to myself. And when I came back to Islington and found Dr. Abell still
+there, who I was told had left the parish, I was clear that it behoved
+me to use great discretion, for indeed I was afraid of the man, and it
+is certain I was no party to spreading any ill report of him. My
+master, Dr. Quinn, was a very just, honest man, and no maker of
+mischief. I am sure he never stirred a finger nor said a word by way
+of inducement to a soul to make them leave going to Dr. Abell and come
+to him; nay, he would hardly be persuaded to attend them that came,
+until he was convinced that if he did not they would send into the
+town for a physician rather than do as they had hitherto done.
+
+"I believe it may be proved that Dr. Abell came into my master's house
+more than once. We had a new chambermaid out of Hertfordshire, and she
+asked me who was the gentleman that was looking after the master, that
+is Dr. Quinn, when he was out, and seemed so disappointed that he was
+out. She said whoever he was he knew the way of the house well,
+running at once into the study and then into the dispensing-room, and
+last into the bed-chamber. I made her tell me what he was like, and
+what she said was suitable enough to Dr. Abell; but besides she told
+me she saw the same man at church and some one told her that was the
+Doctor.
+
+"It was just after this that my master began to have his bad nights,
+and complained to me and other persons, and in particular what
+discomfort he suffered from his pillow and bedclothes. He said he must
+buy some to suit him, and should do his own marketing. And accordingly
+brought home a parcel which he said was of the right quality, but
+where he bought it we had then no knowledge, only they were marked in
+thread with a coronet and a bird. The women said they were of a sort
+not commonly met with and very fine, and my master said they were the
+comfortablest he ever used, and he slept now both soft and deep. Also
+the feather pillows were the best sorted and his head would sink into
+them as if they were a cloud: which I have myself remarked several
+times when I came to wake him of a morning, his face being almost hid
+by the pillow closing over it.
+
+"I had never any communication with Dr. Abell after I came back to
+Islington, but one day when he passed me in the street and asked me
+whether I was not looking for another service, to which I answered I
+was very well suited where I was, but he said I was a tickle-minded
+fellow and he doubted not he should soon hear I was on the world
+again, which indeed proved true."
+
+Dr. Pratt is next taken up where he left off.
+
+"On the 16th I was called up out of my bed soon after it was
+light--that is about five--with a message that Dr. Quinn was dead or
+dying. Making my way to his house I found there was no doubt which was
+the truth. All the persons in the house except the one that let me in
+were already in his chamber and standing about his bed, but none
+touching him. He was stretched in the midst of the bed, on his back,
+without any disorder, and indeed had the appearance of one ready laid
+out for burial. His hands, I think, were even crossed on his breast.
+The only thing not usual was that nothing was to be seen of his face,
+the two ends of the pillow or bolster appearing to be closed quite
+over it. These I immediately pulled apart, at the same time rebuking
+those present, and especially the man, for not at once coming to the
+assistance of his master. He, however, only looked at me and shook
+his head, having evidently no more hope than myself that there was
+anything but a corpse before us.
+
+"Indeed it was plain to any one possessed of the least experience that
+he was not only dead, but had died of suffocation. Nor could it be
+conceived that his death was accidentally caused by the mere folding
+of the pillow over his face. How should he not, feeling the
+oppression, have lifted his hands to put it away? whereas not a fold
+of the sheet which was closely gathered about him, as I now observed,
+was disordered. The next thing was to procure a physician. I had
+bethought me of this on leaving my house, and sent on the messenger
+who had come to me to Dr. Abell; but I now heard that he was away from
+home, and the nearest surgeon was got, who however could tell no more,
+at least without opening the body, than we already knew.
+
+"As to any person entering the room with evil purpose (which was the
+next point to be cleared), it was visible that the bolts of the door
+were burst from their stanchions, and the stanchions broken away from
+the door-post by main force; and there was a sufficient body of
+witness, the smith among them, to testify that this had been done but
+a few minutes before I came. The chamber being moreover at the top of
+the house, the window was neither easy of access nor did it show any
+sign of an exit made that way, either by marks upon the sill or
+footprints below upon soft mould."
+
+The surgeon's evidence forms of course part of the report of the
+inquest, but since it has nothing but remarks upon the healthy state
+of the larger organs and the coagulation of blood in various parts of
+the body, it need not be reproduced. The verdict was "Death by the
+visitation of God."
+
+Annexed to the other papers is one which I was at first inclined to
+suppose had made its way among them by mistake. Upon further
+consideration I think I can divine a reason for its presence.
+
+It relates to the rifling of a mausoleum in Middlesex which stood in a
+park (now broken up), the property of a noble family which I will not
+name. The outrage was not that of an ordinary resurrection man. The
+object, it seemed likely, was theft. The account is blunt and
+terrible. I shall not quote it. A dealer in the North of London
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