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+
+<p>THE LOCK AND KEY LIBRARY</p>
+
+<p>CLASSIC MYSTERY AND DETECTIVE STORIES</p>
+
+<p>EDITED BY JULIAN HAWTHORNE</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ MODERN ENGLISH</p>
+
+<p>Table of Contents</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ RUDYARD KIPLING (1865-)</p>
+
+<p>My Own True Ghost Story</p>
+
+<p>The Sending of Dana Da</p>
+
+<p>In the House of Suddhoo</p>
+
+<p>His Wedded Wife</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ A. CONAN DOYLE (1859-)</p>
+
+<p>A Case of Identity</p>
+
+<p>A Scandal in Bohemia</p>
+
+<p>The Red-Headed League</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ EGERTON CASTLE (1858-)</p>
+
+<p>The Baron's Quarry</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ STANLEY J. WEYMAN (1855-)</p>
+
+<p>The Fowl in the Pot</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON (1850-94)</p>
+
+<p>The Pavilion on the Links</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ WILKIE COLLINS (1824-89)</p>
+
+<p>The Dream Woman</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ ANONYMOUS</p>
+
+<p>The Lost Duchess</p>
+
+<p>The Minor Canon</p>
+
+<p>The Pipe</p>
+
+<p>The Puzzle</p>
+
+<p>The Great Valdez Sapphire</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h1>Modern English Mystery Stories</h1>
+
+<h3><br>
+ Rudyard Kipling</h3>
+
+<h3> </h3>
+
+<h2>My Own True Ghost Story</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ As I came through the Desert thus it was--<br>
+ As I came through the Desert.<br>
+ The City of Dreadful Night.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Somewhere in the Other World, where there are books and
+pictures<br>
+ and plays and shop windows to look at, and thousands of men
+who<br>
+ spend their lives in building up all four, lives a gentleman
+who<br>
+ writes real stories about the real insides of people; and his
+name<br>
+ is Mr. Walter Besant. But he will insist upon treating his
+ghosts--<br>
+ he has published half a workshopful of them--with levity. He<br>
+ makes his ghost-seers talk familiarly, and, in some cases,
+flirt<br>
+ outrageously, with the phantoms. You may treat anything, from
+a<br>
+ Viceroy to a Vernacular Paper, with levity; but you must
+behave<br>
+ reverently toward a ghost, and particularly an Indian one.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ There are, in this land, ghosts who take the form of fat,
+cold,<br>
+ pobby corpses, and hide in trees near the roadside till a
+traveler<br>
+ passes. Then they drop upon his neck and remain. There are
+also<br>
+ terrible ghosts of women who have died in child-bed. These
+wander<br>
+ along the pathways at dusk, or hide in the crops near a
+village,<br>
+ and call seductively. But to answer their call is death in
+this<br>
+ world and the next. Their feet are turned backward that all
+sober<br>
+ men may recognize them. There are ghosts of little children
+who<br>
+ have been thrown into wells. These haunt well curbs and the<br>
+ fringes of jungles, and wail under the stars, or catch women by
+the<br>
+ wrist and beg to be taken up and carried. These and the
+corpse<br>
+ ghosts, however, are only vernacular articles and do not
+attack<br>
+ Sahibs. No native ghost has yet been authentically reported
+to<br>
+ have frightened an Englishman; but many English ghosts have
+scared<br>
+ the life out of both white and black.</p>
+
+<p>Nearly every other Station owns a ghost. There are said to be
+two<br>
+ at Simla, not counting the woman who blows the bellows at
+Syree<br>
+ dak-bungalow on the Old Road; Mussoorie has a house haunted of
+a<br>
+ very lively Thing; a White Lady is supposed to do
+night-watchman<br>
+ round a house in Lahore; Dalhousie says that one of her
+houses<br>
+ "repeats" on autumn evenings all the incidents of a horrible
+horse-<br>
+ and-precipice accident; Murree has a merry ghost, and, now that
+she<br>
+ has been swept by cholera, will have room for a sorrowful
+one;<br>
+ there are Officers' Quarters in Mian Mir whose doors open
+without<br>
+ reason, and whose furniture is guaranteed to creak, not with
+the<br>
+ heat of June but with the weight of Invisibles who come to
+lounge<br>
+ in the chairs; Peshawur possesses houses that none will
+willingly<br>
+ rent; and there is something--not fever--wrong with a big
+bungalow<br>
+ in Allahabad. The older Provinces simply bristle with
+haunted<br>
+ houses, and march phantom armies along their main
+thoroughfares.</p>
+
+<p>Some of the dak-bungalows on the Grand Trunk Road have handy
+little<br>
+ cemeteries in their compound--witnesses to the "changes and
+chances<br>
+ of this mortal life" in the days when men drove from Calcutta
+to<br>
+ the Northwest. These bungalows are objectionable places to put
+up<br>
+ in. They are generally very old, always dirty, while the
+khansamah<br>
+ is as ancient as the bungalow. He either chatters senilely,
+or<br>
+ falls into the long trances of age. In both moods he is
+useless.<br>
+ If you get angry with him, he refers to some Sahib dead and
+buried<br>
+ these thirty years, and says that when he was in that
+Sahib's<br>
+ service not a khansamah in the Province could touch him. Then
+he<br>
+ jabbers and mows and trembles and fidgets among the dishes, and
+you<br>
+ repent of your irritation.</p>
+
+<p>In these dak-bungalows, ghosts are most likely to be found,
+and<br>
+ when found, they should be made a note of. Not long ago it was
+my<br>
+ business to live in dak-bungalows. I never inhabited the
+same<br>
+ house for three nights running, and grew to be learned in
+the<br>
+ breed. I lived in Government-built ones with red brick walls
+and<br>
+ rail ceilings, an inventory of the furniture posted in every
+room,<br>
+ and an excited snake at the threshold to give welcome. I lived
+in<br>
+ "converted" ones--old houses officiating as
+dak-bungalows--where<br>
+ nothing was in its proper place and there wasn't even a fowl
+for<br>
+ dinner. I lived in second-hand palaces where the wind blew
+through<br>
+ open-work marble tracery just as uncomfortably as through a
+broken<br>
+ pane. I lived in dak-bungalows where the last entry in the<br>
+ visitors' book was fifteen months old, and where they slashed
+off<br>
+ the curry-kid's head with a sword. It was my good luck to meet
+all<br>
+ sorts of men, from sober traveling missionaries and
+deserters<br>
+ flying from British Regiments, to drunken loafers who threw
+whisky<br>
+ bottles at all who passed; and my still greater good fortune
+just<br>
+ to escape a maternity case. Seeing that a fair proportion of
+the<br>
+ tragedy of our lives out here acted itself in dak-bungalows,
+I<br>
+ wondered that I had met no ghosts. A ghost that would
+voluntarily<br>
+ hang about a dak-bungalow would be mad of course; but so many
+men<br>
+ have died mad in dak-bungalows that there must be a fair
+percentage<br>
+ of lunatic ghosts.</p>
+
+<p>In due time I found my ghost, or ghosts rather, for there were
+two<br>
+ of them. Up till that hour I had sympathized with Mr.
+Besant's<br>
+ method of handling them, as shown in "The Strange Case of
+Mr.<br>
+ Lucraft and Other Stories." I am now in the Opposition.</p>
+
+<p>We will call the bungalow Katmal dak-bungalow. But THAT was
+the<br>
+ smallest part of the horror. A man with a sensitive hide has
+no<br>
+ right to sleep in dak-bungalows. He should marry. Katmal
+dak-<br>
+ bungalow was old and rotten and unrepaired. The floor was of
+worn<br>
+ brick, the walls were filthy, and the windows were nearly
+black<br>
+ with grime. It stood on a bypath largely used by native
+Sub-Deputy<br>
+ Assistants of all kinds, from Finance to Forests; but real
+Sahibs<br>
+ were rare. The khansamah, who was nearly bent double with old
+age,<br>
+ said so.</p>
+
+<p>When I arrived, there was a fitful, undecided rain on the face
+of<br>
+ the land, accompanied by a restless wind, and every gust made
+a<br>
+ noise like the rattling of dry bones in the stiff toddy
+palms<br>
+ outside. The khansamah completely lost his head on my arrival.
+He<br>
+ had served a Sahib once. Did I know that Sahib? He gave me
+the<br>
+ name of a well-known man who has been buried for more than a<br>
+ quarter of a century, and showed me an ancient daguerreotype
+of<br>
+ that man in his prehistoric youth. I had seen a steel engraving
+of<br>
+ him at the head of a double volume of Memoirs a month before,
+and I<br>
+ felt ancient beyond telling.</p>
+
+<p>The day shut in and the khansamah went to get me food. He did
+not<br>
+ go through the pretense of calling it "khana"--man's victuals.
+He<br>
+ said "ratub," and that means, among other things,
+"grub"--dog's<br>
+ rations. There was no insult in his choice of the term. He
+had<br>
+ forgotten the other word, I suppose.</p>
+
+<p>While he was cutting up the dead bodies of animals, I
+settled<br>
+ myself down, after exploring the dak-bungalow. There were
+three<br>
+ rooms, beside my own, which was a corner kennel, each giving
+into<br>
+ the other through dingy white doors fastened with long iron
+bars.<br>
+ The bungalow was a very solid one, but the partition walls of
+the<br>
+ rooms were almost jerry-built in their flimsiness. Every step
+or<br>
+ bang of a trunk echoed from my room down the other three, and
+every<br>
+ footfall came back tremulously from the far walls. For this
+reason<br>
+ I shut the door. There were no lamps--only candles in long
+glass<br>
+ shades. An oil wick was set in the bathroom.</p>
+
+<p>For bleak, unadulterated misery that dak-bungalow was the
+worst of<br>
+ the many that I had ever set foot in. There was no fireplace,
+and<br>
+ the windows would not open; so a brazier of charcoal would
+have<br>
+ been useless. The rain and the wind splashed and gurgled and<br>
+ moaned round the house, and the toddy palms rattled and
+roared.<br>
+ Half a dozen jackals went through the compound singing, and a
+hyena<br>
+ stood afar off and mocked them. A hyena would convince a
+Sadducee<br>
+ of the Resurrection of the Dead--the worst sort of Dead. Then
+came<br>
+ the ratub--a curious meal, half native and half English in<br>
+ composition--with the old khansamah babbling behind my chair
+about<br>
+ dead and gone English people, and the wind-blown candles
+playing<br>
+ shadow-bo-peep with the bed and the mosquito-curtains. It was
+just<br>
+ the sort of dinner and evening to make a man think of every
+single<br>
+ one of his past sins, and of all the others that he intended
+to<br>
+ commit if he lived.</p>
+
+<p>Sleep, for several hundred reasons, was not easy. The lamp in
+the<br>
+ bath-room threw the most absurd shadows into the room, and the
+wind<br>
+ was beginning to talk nonsense.</p>
+
+<p>Just when the reasons were drowsy with blood-sucking I heard
+the<br>
+ regular--"Let--us--take--and--heave--him--over" grunt of
+doolie-<br>
+ bearers in the compound. First one doolie came in, then a
+second,<br>
+ and then a third. I heard the doolies dumped on the ground,
+and<br>
+ the shutter in front of my door shook. "That's some one trying
+to<br>
+ come in," I said. But no one spoke, and I persuaded myself that
+it<br>
+ was the gusty wind. The shutter of the room next to mine was<br>
+ attacked, flung back, and the inner door opened. "That's some
+Sub-<br>
+ Deputy Assistant," I said, "and he has brought his friends
+with<br>
+ him. Now they'll talk and spit and smoke for an hour."</p>
+
+<p>But there were no voices and no footsteps. No one was putting
+his<br>
+ luggage into the next room. The door shut, and I thanked<br>
+ Providence that I was to be left in peace. But I was curious
+to<br>
+ know where the doolies had gone. I got out of bed and looked
+into<br>
+ the darkness. There was never a sign of a doolie. Just as I
+was<br>
+ getting into bed again, I heard, in the next room, the sound
+that<br>
+ no man in his senses can possibly mistake--the whir of a
+billiard<br>
+ ball down the length of the slates when the striker is
+stringing<br>
+ for break. No other sound is like it. A minute afterwards
+there<br>
+ was another whir, and I got into bed. I was not
+frightened--indeed<br>
+ I was not. I was very curious to know what had become of the<br>
+ doolies. I jumped into bed for that reason.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Next minute I heard the double click of a cannon and my hair
+sat<br>
+ up. It is a mistake to say that hair stands up. The skin of
+the<br>
+ head tightens and you can feel a faint, prickly, bristling all
+over<br>
+ the scalp. That is the hair sitting up.</p>
+
+<p>There was a whir and a click, and both sounds could only have
+been<br>
+ made by one thing--a billiard ball. I argued the matter out
+at<br>
+ great length with myself; and the more I argued the less
+probable<br>
+ it seemed that one bed, one table, and two chairs--all the<br>
+ furniture of the room next to mine--could so exactly duplicate
+the<br>
+ sounds of a game of billiards. After another cannon, a
+three-<br>
+ cushion one to judge by the whir, I argued no more. I had found
+my<br>
+ ghost and would have given worlds to have escaped from that
+dak-<br>
+ bungalow. I listened, and with each listen the game grew
+clearer.<br>
+ There was whir on whir and click on click. Sometimes there was
+a<br>
+ double click and a whir and another click. Beyond any sort
+of<br>
+ doubt, people were playing billiards in the next room. And
+the<br>
+ next room was not big enough to hold a billiard table!</p>
+
+<p>Between the pauses of the wind I heard the game go
+forward--stroke<br>
+ after stroke. I tried to believe that I could not hear voices;
+but<br>
+ that attempt was a failure.</p>
+
+<p>Do you know what fear is? Not ordinary fear of insult, injury
+or<br>
+ death, but abject, quivering dread of something that you
+cannot<br>
+ see--fear that dries the inside of the mouth and half of the<br>
+ throat--fear that makes you sweat on the palms of the hands,
+and<br>
+ gulp in order to keep the uvula at work? This is a fine
+Fear--a<br>
+ great cowardice, and must be felt to be appreciated. The
+very<br>
+ improbability of billiards in a dak-bungalow proved the reality
+of<br>
+ the thing. No man--drunk or sober--could imagine a game at<br>
+ billiards, or invent the spitting crack of a "screw-cannon."</p>
+
+<p>A severe course of dak-bungalows has this disadvantage--it
+breeds<br>
+ infinite credulity. If a man said to a confirmed
+dak-bungalow-<br>
+ haunter:--"There is a corpse in the next room, and there's a
+mad<br>
+ girl in the next but one, and the woman and man on that camel
+have<br>
+ just eloped from a place sixty miles away," the hearer would
+not<br>
+ disbelieve because he would know that nothing is too wild,<br>
+ grotesque, or horrible to happen in a dak-bungalow.</p>
+
+<p>This credulity, unfortunately, extends to ghosts. A
+rational<br>
+ person fresh from his own house would have turned on his side
+and<br>
+ slept. I did not. So surely as I was given up as a bad carcass
+by<br>
+ the scores of things in the bed because the bulk of my blood was
+in<br>
+ my heart, so surely did I hear every stroke of a long game
+at<br>
+ billiards played in the echoing room behind the iron-barred
+door.<br>
+ My dominant fear was that the players might want a marker. It
+was<br>
+ an absurd fear; because creatures who could play in the dark
+would<br>
+ be above such superfluities. I only know that that was my
+terror;<br>
+ and it was real.</p>
+
+<p>After a long, long while the game stopped, and the door
+banged. I<br>
+ slept because I was dead tired. Otherwise I should have
+preferred<br>
+ to have kept awake. Not for everything in Asia would I have<br>
+ dropped the door-bar and peered into the dark of the next
+room.</p>
+
+<p>When the morning came, I considered that I had done well
+and<br>
+ wisely, and inquired for the means of departure.</p>
+
+<p>"By the way, khansamah," I said, "what were those three
+doolies<br>
+ doing in my compound in the night?"</p>
+
+<p>"There were no doolies," said the khansamah.</p>
+
+<p>I went into the next room and the daylight streamed through
+the<br>
+ open door. I was immensely brave. I would, at that hour,
+have<br>
+ played Black Pool with the owner of the big Black Pool down
+below.</p>
+
+<p>"Has this place always been a dak-bungalow?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said the khansamah. "Ten or twenty years ago, I have<br>
+ forgotten how long, it was a billiard room."</p>
+
+<p>"A how much?"</p>
+
+<p>"A billiard room for the Sahibs who built the Railway. I
+was<br>
+ khansamah then in the big house where all the Railway-Sahibs
+lived,<br>
+ and I used to come across with brandy-shrab. These three
+rooms<br>
+ were all one, and they held a big table on which the Sahibs
+played<br>
+ every evening. But the Sahibs are all dead now, and the
+Railway<br>
+ runs, you say, nearly to Kabul."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you remember anything about the Sahibs?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is long ago, but I remember that one Sahib, a fat man
+and<br>
+ always angry, was playing here one night, and he said to
+me:--<br>
+ 'Mangal Khan, brandy-pani do,' and I filled the glass, and he
+bent<br>
+ over the table to strike, and his head fell lower and lower till
+it<br>
+ hit the table, and his spectacles came off, and when we--the
+Sahibs<br>
+ and I myself--ran to lift him he was dead. I helped to carry
+him<br>
+ out. Aha, he was a strong Sahib! But he is dead and I, old
+Mangal<br>
+ Khan, am still living, by your favor."</p>
+
+<p>That was more than enough! I had my ghost--a firsthand,<br>
+ authenticated article. I would write to the Society for
+Psychical<br>
+ Research--I would paralyze the Empire with the news! But I
+would,<br>
+ first of all, put eighty miles of assessed crop land between
+myself<br>
+ and that dak-bungalow before nightfall. The Society might
+send<br>
+ their regular agent to investigate later on.</p>
+
+<p>I went into my own room and prepared to pack after noting down
+the<br>
+ facts of the case. As I smoked I heard the game begin
+again,--with<br>
+ a miss in balk this time, for the whir was a short one.</p>
+
+<p>The door was open and I could see into the room.
+Click--c1ick!<br>
+ That was a cannon. I entered the room without fear, for there
+was<br>
+ sunlight within and a fresh breeze without. The unseen game
+was<br>
+ going on at a tremendous rate. And well it might, when a
+restless<br>
+ little rat was running to and fro inside the dingy
+ceiling-cloth,<br>
+ and a piece of loose window-sash was making fifty breaks off
+the<br>
+ window-bolt as it shook in the breeze!</p>
+
+<p>Impossible to mistake the sound of billiard balls! Impossible
+to<br>
+ mistake the whir of a ball over the slate! But I was to be<br>
+ excused. Even when I shut my enlightened eyes the sound was<br>
+ marvelously like that of a fast game.</p>
+
+<p>Entered angrily the faithful partner of my sorrows, Kadir
+Baksh.</p>
+
+<p>"This bungalow is very bad and low-caste! No wonder the
+Presence<br>
+ was disturbed and is speckled. Three sets of doolie-bearers
+came<br>
+ to the bungalow late last night when I was sleeping outside,
+and<br>
+ said that it was their custom to rest in the rooms set apart
+for<br>
+ the English people! What honor has the khansamah? They tried
+to<br>
+ enter, but I told them to go. No wonder, if these Oorias have
+been<br>
+ here, that the Presence is sorely spotted. It is shame, and
+the<br>
+ work of a dirty man!"</p>
+
+<p>Kadir Baksh did not say that he had taken from each gang two
+annas<br>
+ for rent in advance, and then, beyond my earshot, had beaten
+them<br>
+ with the big green umbrella whose use I could never before
+divine.<br>
+ But Kadir Baksh has no notions of morality.</p>
+
+<p>There was an interview with the khansamah, but as he promptly
+lost<br>
+ his head, wrath gave place to pity, and pity led to a long<br>
+ conversation, in the course of which he put the fat
+Engineer-<br>
+ Sahib's tragic death in three separate stations--two of them
+fifty<br>
+ miles away. The third shift was to Calcutta, and there the
+Sahib<br>
+ died while driving a dogcart.</p>
+
+<p>If I had encouraged him the khansamah would have wandered
+all<br>
+ through Bengal with his corpse.</p>
+
+<p>I did not go away as soon as I intended. I stayed for the
+night,<br>
+ while the wind and the rat and the sash and the window-bolt
+played<br>
+ a ding-dong "hundred and fifty up." Then the wind ran out and
+the<br>
+ billiards stopped, and I felt that I had ruined my one
+genuine,<br>
+ hall-marked ghost story.</p>
+
+<p>Had I only stopped at the proper time, I could have made
+ANYTHING<br>
+ out of it.</p>
+
+<p>That was the bitterest thought of all!</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>THE SENDING OF DANA DA</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ When the Devil rides on your chest, remember the chamar.<br>
+ --Native Proverb.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Once upon a time some people in India made a new heaven and a
+new<br>
+ earth out of broken teacups, a missing brooch or two, and a
+hair<br>
+ brush. These were hidden under bushes, or stuffed into holes
+in<br>
+ the hillside, and an entire civil service of subordinate gods
+used<br>
+ to find or mend them again; and everyone said: "There are
+more<br>
+ things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in our
+philosophy."<br>
+ Several other things happened also, but the religion never
+seemed<br>
+ to get much beyond its first manifestations; though it added
+an<br>
+ air-line postal dak, and orchestral effects in order to keep<br>
+ abreast of the times, and stall off competition.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ This religion was too elastic for ordinary use. It stretched<br>
+ itself and embraced pieces of everything that medicine men of
+all<br>
+ ages have manufactured. It approved and stole from
+Freemasonry;<br>
+ looted the Latter-day Rosicrucians of half their pet words;
+took<br>
+ any fragments of Egyptian philosophy that it found in the<br>
+ Encyclopaedia Britannica; annexed as many of the Vedas as had
+been<br>
+ translated into French or English, and talked of all the
+rest;<br>
+ built in the German versions of what is left of the Zend
+Avesta;<br>
+ encouraged white, gray, and black magic, including
+Spiritualism,<br>
+ palmistry, fortune-telling by cards, hot chestnuts,
+double-kerneled<br>
+ nuts and tallow droppings; would have adopted Voodoo and Oboe
+had<br>
+ it known anything about them, and showed itself, in every way,
+one<br>
+ of the most accommodating arrangements that had ever been
+invented<br>
+ since the birth of the sea.</p>
+
+<p>When it was in thorough working order, with all the machinery
+down<br>
+ to the subscriptions complete, Dana Da came from nowhere,
+with<br>
+ nothing in his hands, and wrote a chapter in its history which
+has<br>
+ hitherto been unpublished. He said that his first name was
+Dana,<br>
+ and his second was Da. Now, setting aside Dana of the New
+York<br>
+ Sun, Dana is a Bhil name, and Da fits no native of India unless
+you<br>
+ accept the Bengali De as the original spelling. Da is Lap or<br>
+ Finnish; and Dana Da was neither Finn, Chin, Bhil, Bengali,
+Lap,<br>
+ Nair, Gond, Romaney, Magh, Bokhariot, Kurd, Armenian,
+Levantine,<br>
+ Jew, Persian, Punjabi, Madrasi, Parsee, nor anything else known
+to<br>
+ ethnologists. He was simply Dana Da, and declined to give
+further<br>
+ information. For the sake of brevity, and as roughly
+indicating<br>
+ his origin, he was called "The Native." He might have been
+the<br>
+ original Old Man of the Mountains, who is said to be the
+only<br>
+ authorized head of the Teacup Creed. Some, people said that
+he<br>
+ was; but Dana Da used to smile and deny any connection with
+the<br>
+ cult; explaining that he was an "independent experimenter."</p>
+
+<p>As I have said, he came from nowhere, with his hands behind
+his<br>
+ back, and studied the creed for three weeks; sitting at the feet
+of<br>
+ those best competent to explain its mysteries. Then he
+laughed<br>
+ aloud and went away, but the laugh might have been either of<br>
+ devotion or derision.</p>
+
+<p>When he returned he was without money, but his pride was
+unabated.<br>
+ He declared that he knew more about the things in heaven and
+earth<br>
+ than those who taught him, and for this contumacy was
+abandoned<br>
+ altogether.</p>
+
+<p>His next appearance in public life was at a big cantonment in
+Upper<br>
+ India, and he was then telling fortunes with the help of
+three<br>
+ leaden dice, a very dirty old cloth, and a little tin box of
+opium<br>
+ pills. He told better fortunes when he was allowed half a
+bottle<br>
+ of whisky; but the things which he invented on the opium were
+quite<br>
+ worth the money. He was in reduced circumstances. Among
+other<br>
+ people's he told the fortune of an Englishman who had once
+been<br>
+ interested in the Simla creed, but who, later on, had married
+and<br>
+ forgotten all his old knowledge in the study of babies and<br>
+ Exchange. The Englishman allowed Dana Da to tell a fortune
+for<br>
+ charity's sake, and gave him five rupees, a dinner, and some
+old<br>
+ clothes. When he had eaten, Dana Da professed gratitude, and
+asked<br>
+ if there were anything he could do for his host--in the
+esoteric<br>
+ line.</p>
+
+<p>"Is there anyone that you love?" said Dana Da. The
+Englishman<br>
+ loved his wife, but had no desire to drag her name into the<br>
+ conversation. He therefore shook his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Is there anyone that you hate?" said Dana Da. The Englishman
+said<br>
+ that there were several men whom he hated deeply.</p>
+
+<p>"Very good," said Dana Da, upon whom the whisky and the opium
+were<br>
+ beginning to tell. "Only give me their names, and I will
+dispatch<br>
+ a Sending to them and kill them."</p>
+
+<p>Now a Sending is a horrible arrangement, first invented, they
+say,<br>
+ in Iceland. It is a thing sent by a wizard, and may take any
+form,<br>
+ but most generally wanders about the land in the shape of a
+little<br>
+ purple cloud till it finds the sendee, and him it kills by
+changing<br>
+ into the form of a horse, or a cat, or a man without a face. It
+is<br>
+ not strictly a native patent, though chamars can, if
+irritated,<br>
+ dispatch a Sending which sits on the breast of their enemy by
+night<br>
+ and nearly kills him. Very few natives care to irritate
+chamars<br>
+ for this reason.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me dispatch a Sending," said Dana Da; "I am nearly dead
+now<br>
+ with want, and drink, and opium; but I should like to kill a
+man<br>
+ before I die. I can send a Sending anywhere you choose, and in
+any<br>
+ form except in the shape of a man."</p>
+
+<p>The Englishman had no friends that he wished to kill, but
+partly to<br>
+ soothe Dana Da, whose eyes were rolling, and partly to see
+what<br>
+ would be done, he asked whether a modified Sending could not
+be<br>
+ arranged for--such a Sending as should make a man's life a
+burden<br>
+ to him, and yet do him no harm. If this were possible, he
+notified<br>
+ his willingness to give Dana Da ten rupees for the job.</p>
+
+<p>"I am not what I was once," said Dana Da, "and I must take
+the<br>
+ money because I am poor. To what Englishman shall I send
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Send a Sending to Lone Sahib," said the Englishman, naming a
+man<br>
+ who had been most bitter in rebuking him for his apostasy from
+the<br>
+ Teacup Creed. Dana Da laughed and nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"I could have chosen no better man myself," said he. "I will
+see<br>
+ that he finds the Sending about his path and about his bed."</p>
+
+<p>He lay down on the hearthrug, turned up the whites of his
+eyes,<br>
+ shivered all over, and began to snort. This was magic, or
+opium,<br>
+ or the Sending, or all three. When he opened his eyes he
+vowed<br>
+ that the Sending had started upon the warpath, and was at
+that<br>
+ moment flying up to the town where Lone Sahib lives.</p>
+
+<p>"Give me my ten rupees," said Dana Da, wearily, "and write a
+letter<br>
+ to Lone Sahib, telling him, and all who believe with him, that
+you<br>
+ and a friend are using a power greater than theirs. They will
+see<br>
+ that you are speaking the truth."</p>
+
+<p>He departed unsteadily, with the promise of some more rupees
+if<br>
+ anything came of the Sending.</p>
+
+<p>The Englishman sent a letter to Lone Sahib, couched in what
+he<br>
+ remembered of the terminology of the creed. He wrote: "I also,
+in<br>
+ the days of what you held to be my backsliding, have
+obtained<br>
+ enlightenment, and with enlightenment has come power." Then
+he<br>
+ grew so deeply mysterious that the recipient of the letter
+could<br>
+ make neither head nor tail of it, and was proportionately<br>
+ impressed; for he fancied that his friend had become a
+"fifth<br>
+ rounder." When a man is a "fifth rounder" he can do more
+than<br>
+ Slade and Houdin combined.</p>
+
+<p>Lone Sahib read the letter in five different fashions, and
+was<br>
+ beginning a sixth interpretation, when his bearer dashed in
+with<br>
+ the news that there was a cat on the bed. Now, if there was
+one<br>
+ thing that Lone Sahib hated more than another it was a cat.
+He<br>
+ rated the bearer for not turning it out of the house. The
+bearer<br>
+ said that he was afraid. All the doors of the bedroom had
+been<br>
+ shut throughout the morning, and no real cat could possibly
+have<br>
+ entered the room. He would prefer not to meddle with the
+creature.</p>
+
+<p>Lone Sahib entered the room gingerly, and there, on the pillow
+of<br>
+ his bed, sprawled and whimpered a wee white kitten, not a
+jumpsome,<br>
+ frisky little beast, but a sluglike crawler with its eyes
+barely<br>
+ opened and its paws lacking strength or direction--a kitten
+that<br>
+ ought to have been in a basket with its mamma. Lone Sahib
+caught<br>
+ it by the scruff of its neck, handed it over to the sweeper to
+be<br>
+ drowned, and fined the bearer four annas.</p>
+
+<p>That evening, as he was reading in his room, he fancied that
+he saw<br>
+ something moving about on the hearthrug, outside the circle
+of<br>
+ light from his reading lamp. When the thing began to myowl,
+he<br>
+ realized that it was a kitten--a wee white kitten, nearly blind
+and<br>
+ very miserable. He was seriously angry, and spoke bitterly to
+his<br>
+ bearer, who said that there was no kitten in the room when
+he<br>
+ brought in the lamp, and real kittens of tender age generally
+had<br>
+ mother cats in attendance.</p>
+
+<p>"If the Presence will go out into the veranda and listen,"
+said the<br>
+ bearer, "he will hear no cats. How, therefore, can the kitten
+on<br>
+ the bed and the kitten on the hearthrug be real kittens?"</p>
+
+<p>Lone Sahib went out to listen, and the bearer followed him,
+but<br>
+ there was no sound of Rachel mewing for her children. He
+returned<br>
+ to his room, having hurled the kitten down the hillside, and
+wrote<br>
+ out the incidents of the day for the benefit of his
+coreligionists.<br>
+ Those people were so absolutely free from superstition that
+they<br>
+ ascribed anything a little out of the common to agencies. As
+it<br>
+ was their business to know all about the agencies, they were
+on<br>
+ terms of almost indecent familiarity with manifestations of
+every<br>
+ kind. Their letters dropped from the
+ceiling--un-stamped--and<br>
+ spirits used to squatter up and down their staircases all
+night.<br>
+ But they had never come into contact with kittens. Lone
+Sahib<br>
+ wrote out the facts, noting the hour and the minute, as
+every<br>
+ psychical observer is bound to do, and appending the
+Englishman's<br>
+ letter because it was the most mysterious document and might
+have<br>
+ had a bearing upon anything in this world or the next. An
+outsider<br>
+ would have translated all the tangle thus: "Look out! You
+laughed<br>
+ at me once, and now I am going to make you sit up."</p>
+
+<p>Lone Sahib's coreligionists found that meaning in it; but
+their<br>
+ translation was refined and full of four-syllable words. They
+held<br>
+ a sederunt, and were filled with tremulous joy, for, in spite
+of<br>
+ their familiarity with all the other worlds and cycles, they had
+a<br>
+ very human awe of things sent from ghostland. They met in
+Lone<br>
+ Sahib's room in shrouded and sepulchral gloom, and their
+conclave<br>
+ was broken up by a clinking among the photo frames on the<br>
+ mantelpiece. A wee white kitten, nearly blind, was looping
+and<br>
+ writhing itself between the clock and the candlesticks. That<br>
+ stopped all investigations or doubtings. Here was the<br>
+ manifestation in the flesh. It was, so far as could be seen,<br>
+ devoid of purpose, but it was a manifestation of undoubted<br>
+ authenticity.</p>
+
+<p>They drafted a round robin to the Englishman, the backslider
+of old<br>
+ days, adjuring him in the interests of the creed to explain
+whether<br>
+ there was any connection between the embodiment of some
+Egyptian<br>
+ god or other (I have forgotten the name) and his
+communication.<br>
+ They called the kitten Ra, or Toth, or Shem, or Noah, or
+something;<br>
+ and when Lone Sahib confessed that the first one had, at his
+most<br>
+ misguided instance, been drowned by the sweeper, they said<br>
+ consolingly that in his next life he would be a "bounder," and
+not<br>
+ even a "rounder" of the lowest grade. These words may not be
+quite<br>
+ correct, but they express the sense of the house accurately.</p>
+
+<p>When the Englishman received the round robin--it came by
+post--he<br>
+ was startled and bewildered. He sent into the bazaar for Dana
+Da,<br>
+ who read the letter and laughed. "That is my Sending," said
+he.<br>
+ "I told you I would work well. Now give me another ten
+rupees."</p>
+
+<p>"But what in the world is this gibberish about Egyptian
+gods?"<br>
+ asked the Englishman.</p>
+
+<p>"Cats," said Dana Da, with a hiccough, for he had discovered
+the<br>
+ Englishman's whisky bottle. "Cats and cats and cats! Never
+was<br>
+ such a Sending. A hundred of cats. Now give me ten more
+rupees<br>
+ and write as I dictate."</p>
+
+<p>Dana Da's letter was a curiosity. It bore the Englishman's<br>
+ signature, and hinted at cats--at a Sending of cats. The
+mere<br>
+ words on paper were creepy and uncanny to behold.</p>
+
+<p>"What have you done, though?" said the Englishman; "I am as
+much in<br>
+ the dark as ever. Do you mean to say that you can actually
+send<br>
+ this absurd Sending you talk about?"</p>
+
+<p>"Judge for yourself," said Dana Da. "What does that letter
+mean?<br>
+ In a little time they will all be at my feet and yours, and I,
+oh,<br>
+ glory! will be drugged or drunk all day long."</p>
+
+<p>Dana Da knew his people.</p>
+
+<p>When a man who hates cats wakes up in the morning and finds
+a<br>
+ little squirming kitten on his breast, or puts his hand into
+his<br>
+ ulster pocket and finds a little half-dead kitten where his
+gloves<br>
+ should be, or opens his trunk and finds a vile kitten among
+his<br>
+ dress shirts, or goes for a long ride with his mackintosh
+strapped<br>
+ on his saddle-bow and shakes a little sprawling kitten from
+its<br>
+ folds when he opens it, or goes out to dinner and finds a
+little<br>
+ blind kitten under his chair, or stays at home and finds a
+writhing<br>
+ kitten under the quilt, or wriggling among his boots, or
+hanging,<br>
+ head downward, in his tobacco jar, or being mangled by his
+terrier<br>
+ in the veranda--when such a man finds one kitten, neither more
+nor<br>
+ less, once a day in a place where no kitten rightly could or
+should<br>
+ be, he is naturally upset. When he dare not murder his daily
+trove<br>
+ because he believes it to be a manifestation, an emissary,
+an<br>
+ embodiment, and half a dozen other things all out of the
+regular<br>
+ course of nature, he is more than upset. He is actually<br>
+ distressed. Some of Lone Sahib's coreligionists thought that
+he<br>
+ was a highly favored individual; but many said that if he
+had<br>
+ treated the first kitten with proper respect--as suited a
+Toth-Ra<br>
+ Tum-Sennacherib Embodiment--all his trouble would have been<br>
+ averted. They compared him to the Ancient Mariner, but none
+the<br>
+ less they were proud of him and proud of the Englishman who
+had<br>
+ sent the manifestation. They did not call it a Sending
+because<br>
+ Icelandic magic was not in their programme.</p>
+
+<p>After sixteen kittens--that is to say, after one fortnight,
+for<br>
+ there were three kittens on the first day to impress the fact
+of<br>
+ the Sending, the whole camp was uplifted by a letter--it
+came<br>
+ flying through a window--from the Old Man of the
+Mountains--the<br>
+ head of all the creed--explaining the manifestation in the
+most<br>
+ beautiful language and soaking up all the credit of it for
+himself.<br>
+ The Englishman, said the letter, was not there at all. He was
+a<br>
+ backslider without power or asceticism, who couldn't even raise
+a<br>
+ table by force of volition, much less project an army of
+kittens<br>
+ through space. The entire arrangement, said the letter, was<br>
+ strictly orthodox, worked and sanctioned by the highest
+authorities<br>
+ within the pale of the creed. There was great joy at this,
+for<br>
+ some of the weaker brethren seeing that an outsider who had
+been<br>
+ working on independent lines could create kittens, whereas
+their<br>
+ own rulers had never gone beyond crockery--and broken at
+that--were<br>
+ showing a desire to break line on their own trail. In fact,
+there<br>
+ was the promise of a schism. A second round robin was drafted
+to<br>
+ the Englishman, beginning: "Oh, Scoffer," and ending with a<br>
+ selection of curses from the rites of Mizraim and Memphis and
+the<br>
+ Commination of Jugana; who was a "fifth rounder," upon whose
+name<br>
+ an upstart "third rounder" once traded. A papal excommunication
+is<br>
+ a billet-doux compared to the Commination of Jugana. The<br>
+ Englishman had been proved under the hand and seal of the Old
+Man<br>
+ of the Mountains to have appropriated virtue and pretended to
+have<br>
+ power which, in reality, belonged only to the supreme head.<br>
+ Naturally the round robin did not spare him.</p>
+
+<p>He handed the letter to Dana Da to translate into decent
+English.<br>
+ The effect on Dana Da was curious. At first he was furiously<br>
+ angry, and then he laughed for five minutes.</p>
+
+<p>"I had thought," he said, "that they would have come to me.
+In<br>
+ another week I would have shown that I sent the Sending, and
+they<br>
+ would have discrowned the Old Man of the Mountains who has
+sent<br>
+ this Sending of mine. Do you do nothing. The time has come for
+me<br>
+ to act. Write as I dictate, and I will put them to shame.
+But<br>
+ give me ten more rupees."</p>
+
+<p>At Dana Da's dictation the Englishman wrote nothing less than
+a<br>
+ formal challenge to the Old Man of the Mountains. It wound
+up:<br>
+ "And if this manifestation be from your hand, then let it go<br>
+ forward; but if it be from my hand, I will that the Sending
+shall<br>
+ cease in two days' time. On that day there shall be twelve
+kittens<br>
+ and thenceforward none at all. The people shall judge between
+us."<br>
+ This was signed by Dana Da, who added pentacles and pentagrams,
+and<br>
+ a crux ansata, and half a dozen swastikas, and a Triple Tau to
+his<br>
+ name, just to show that he was all he laid claim to be.</p>
+
+<p>The challenge was read out to the gentlemen and ladies, and
+they<br>
+ remembered then that Dana Da had laughed at them some years
+ago.<br>
+ It was officially announced that the Old Man of the Mountains
+would<br>
+ treat the matter with contempt; Dana Da being an independent<br>
+ investigator without a single "round" at the back of him. But
+this<br>
+ did not soothe his people. They wanted to see a fight. They
+were<br>
+ very human for all their spirituality. Lone Sahib, who was
+really<br>
+ being worn out with kittens, submitted meekly to his fate. He
+felt<br>
+ that he was being "kittened to prove the power of Dana Da," as
+the<br>
+ poet says.</p>
+
+<p>When the stated day dawned, the shower of kittens began. Some
+were<br>
+ white and some were tabby, and all were about the same
+loathsome<br>
+ age. Three were on his hearth-rug, three in his bathroom, and
+the<br>
+ other six turned up at intervals among the visitors who came to
+see<br>
+ the prophecy break down. Never was a more satisfactory
+Sending.<br>
+ On the next day there were no kittens, and the next day and all
+the<br>
+ other days were kittenless and quiet. The people murmured
+and<br>
+ looked to the Old Man of the Mountains for an explanation. A<br>
+ letter, written on a palm leaf, dropped from the ceiling,
+but<br>
+ everyone except Lone Sahib felt that letters were not what
+the<br>
+ occasion demanded. There should have been cats, there should
+have<br>
+ been cats--full-grown ones. The letter proved conclusively
+that<br>
+ there had been a hitch in the psychic current which, colliding
+with<br>
+ a dual identity, had interfered with the percipient activity
+all<br>
+ along the main line. The kittens were still going on, but owing
+to<br>
+ some failure in the developing fluid, they were not
+materialized.<br>
+ The air was thick with letters for a few days afterwards.
+Unseen<br>
+ hands played Gluck and Beethoven on finger-bowls and clock
+shades;<br>
+ but all men felt that psychic life was a mockery without<br>
+ materialized kittens. Even Lone Sahib shouted with the majority
+on<br>
+ this head. Dana Da's letters were very insulting, and if he
+had<br>
+ then offered to lead a new departure, there is no knowing
+what<br>
+ might not have happened.</p>
+
+<p>But Dana Da was dying of whisky and opium in the Englishman's
+go-<br>
+ down, and had small heart for new creeds.</p>
+
+<p>"They have been put to shame," said he. "Never was such a
+Sending.<br>
+ It has killed me."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense," said the Englishman, "you are going to die, Dana
+Da,<br>
+ and that sort of stuff must be left behind. I'll admit that
+you<br>
+ have made some queer things come about. Tell me honestly, now,
+how<br>
+ was it done?"</p>
+
+<p>"Give me ten more rupees," said Dana Da, faintly, "and if I
+die<br>
+ before I spend them, bury them with me." The silver was
+counted<br>
+ out while Dana Da was fighting with death. His hand closed
+upon<br>
+ the money and he smiled a grim smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Bend low," he whispered. The Englishman bent.</p>
+
+<p>"Bunnia--mission school--expelled--box-wallah
+(peddler)--Ceylon<br>
+ pearl merchant--all mine English education--outcasted, and made
+up<br>
+ name Dana Da--England with American thought-reading man
+and--and--<br>
+ you gave me ten rupees several times--I gave the Sahib's
+bearer<br>
+ two-eight a month for cats--little, little cats. I wrote, and
+he<br>
+ put them about--very clever man. Very few kittens now in the<br>
+ bazaar. Ask Lone Sahib's sweeper's wife."</p>
+
+<p>So saying, Dana Da gasped and passed away into a land where,
+if all<br>
+ be true, there are no materializations and the making of new
+creeds<br>
+ is discouraged.</p>
+
+<p>But consider the gorgeous simplicity of it all!</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>IN THE HOUSE OF SUDDHOO</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ A stone's throw out on either hand<br>
+ From that well-ordered road we tread,<br>
+ And all the world is wild and strange;<br>
+ Churel and ghoul and Djinn and sprite<br>
+ Shall bear us company to-night,<br>
+ For we have reached the Oldest Land<br>
+ Wherein the Powers of Darkness range.</p>
+
+<p>From the Dusk to the Dawn.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The house of Suddhoo, near the Taksali Gate, is two-storied,
+with<br>
+ four carved windows of old brown wood, and a flat roof. You
+may<br>
+ recognize it by five red hand-prints arranged like the Five
+of<br>
+ Diamonds on the whitewash between the upper windows. Bhagwan
+Dass,<br>
+ the bunnia, and a man who says he gets his living by
+seal-cutting,<br>
+ live in the lower story with a troop of wives, servants,
+friends,<br>
+ and retainers. The two upper rooms used to be occupied by
+Janoo<br>
+ and Azizun and a little black-and-tan terrier that was stolen
+from<br>
+ an Englishman's house and given to Janoo by a soldier.
+To-day,<br>
+ only Janoo lives in the upper rooms. Suddhoo sleeps on the
+roof<br>
+ generally, except when he sleeps in the street. He used to go
+to<br>
+ Peshawar in the cold weather to visit his son, who sells<br>
+ curiosities near the Edwardes' Gate, and then he slept under a
+real<br>
+ mud roof. Suddhoo is a great friend of mine, because his cousin
+had<br>
+ a son who secured, thanks to my recommendation, the post of
+head-<br>
+ messenger to a big firm in the Station. Suddhoo says that God
+will<br>
+ make me a Lieutenant-Governor one of these days. I daresay
+his<br>
+ prophecy will come true. He is very, very old, with white hair
+and<br>
+ no teeth worth showing, and he has outlived his
+wits--outlived<br>
+ nearly everything except his fondness for his son at
+Peshawar.<br>
+ Janoo and Azizun are Kashmiris, Ladies of the City, and theirs
+was<br>
+ an ancient and more or less honorable profession; but Azizun
+has<br>
+ since married a medical student from the North-West and has
+settled<br>
+ down to a most respectable life somewhere near Bareilly.
+Bhagwan<br>
+ Dass is an extortionate and an adulterator. He is very rich.
+The<br>
+ man who is supposed to get his living by seal-cutting pretends
+to<br>
+ be very poor. This lets you know as much as is necessary of
+the<br>
+ four principal tenants in the house of Suddhoo. Then there is
+Me,<br>
+ of course; but I am only the chorus that comes in at the end
+to<br>
+ explain things. So I do not count.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Suddhoo was not clever. The man who pretended to cut seals was
+the<br>
+ cleverest of them all--Bhagwan Dass only knew how to
+lie--except<br>
+ Janoo. She was also beautiful, but that was her own affair.</p>
+
+<p>Suddhoo's son at Peshawar was attacked by pleurisy, and old
+Suddhoo<br>
+ was troubled. The seal-cutter man heard of Suddhoo's anxiety
+and<br>
+ made capital out of it. He was abreast of the times. He got
+a<br>
+ friend in Peshawar to telegraph daily accounts of the son's
+health.<br>
+ And here the story begins.</p>
+
+<p>Suddhoo's cousin's son told me, one evening, that Suddhoo
+wanted to<br>
+ see me; that he was too old and feeble to come personally, and
+that<br>
+ I should be conferring an everlasting honor on the House of
+Suddhoo<br>
+ if I went to him. I went; but I think, seeing how well-off
+Suddhoo<br>
+ was then, that he might have sent something better than an
+ekka,<br>
+ which jolted fearfully, to haul out a future Lieutenant-Governor
+to<br>
+ the City on a muggy April evening. The ekka did not run
+quickly.<br>
+ It was full dark when we pulled up opposite the door of
+Ranjit<br>
+ Singh's Tomb near the main gate of the Fort. Here was Suddhoo
+and<br>
+ he said that, by reason of my condescension, it was
+absolutely<br>
+ certain that I should become a Lieutenant-Governor while my
+hair<br>
+ was yet black. Then we talked about the weather and the state
+of<br>
+ my health, and the wheat crops, for fifteen minutes, in the
+Huzuri<br>
+ Bagh, under the stars.</p>
+
+<p>Suddhoo came to the point at last. He said that Janoo had told
+him<br>
+ that there was an order of the Sirkar against magic, because it
+was<br>
+ feared that magic might one day kill the Empress of India. I<br>
+ didn't know anything about the state of the law; but I fancied
+that<br>
+ something interesting was going to happen. I said that so far
+from<br>
+ magic being discouraged by the Government it was highly
+commended.<br>
+ The greatest officials of the State practiced it themselves.
+(If<br>
+ the Financial Statement isn't magic, I don't know what is.)
+Then,<br>
+ to encourage him further, I said that, if there was any
+jadoo<br>
+ afoot, I had not the least objection to giving it my
+countenance<br>
+ and sanction, and to seeing that it was clean jadoo--white
+magic,<br>
+ as distinguished from the unclean jadoo which kills folk. It
+took<br>
+ a long time before Suddhoo admitted that this was just what he
+had<br>
+ asked me to come for. Then he told me, in jerks and quavers,
+that<br>
+ the man who said he cut seals was a sorcerer of the cleanest
+kind;<br>
+ that every day he gave Suddhoo news of the sick son in
+Peshawar<br>
+ more quickly than the lightning could fly, and that this news
+was<br>
+ always corroborated by the letters. Further, that he had
+told<br>
+ Suddhoo how a great danger was threatening his son, which could
+be<br>
+ removed by clean jadoo; and, of course, heavy payment. I began
+to<br>
+ see how the land lay, and told Suddhoo that I also understood
+a<br>
+ little jadoo in the Western line, and would go to his house to
+see<br>
+ that everything was done decently and in order. We set off<br>
+ together; and on the way Suddhoo told me he had paid the
+seal-<br>
+ cutter between one hundred and two hundred rupees already; and
+the<br>
+ jadoo of that night would cost two hundred more. Which was
+cheap,<br>
+ he said, considering the greatness of his son's danger; but I
+do<br>
+ not think he meant it.</p>
+
+<p>The lights were all cloaked in the front of the house when
+we<br>
+ arrived. I could hear awful noises from behind the
+seal-cutter's<br>
+ shop-front, as if some one were groaning his soul out.
+Suddhoo<br>
+ shook all over, and while we groped our way upstairs told me
+that<br>
+ the jadoo had begun. Janoo and Azizun met us at the
+stair-head,<br>
+ and told us that the jadoo-work was coming off in their
+rooms,<br>
+ because there was more space there. Janoo is a lady of a<br>
+ freethinking turn of mind. She whispered that the jadoo was
+an<br>
+ invention to get money out of Suddhoo, and that the
+seal-cutter<br>
+ would go to a hot place when he died. Suddhoo was nearly
+crying<br>
+ with fear and old age. He kept walking up and down the room in
+the<br>
+ half light, repeating his son's name over and over again,
+and<br>
+ asking Azizun if the seal-cutter ought not to make a reduction
+in<br>
+ the case of his own landlord. Janoo pulled me over to the shadow
+in<br>
+ the recess of the carved bow- windows. The boards were up, and
+the<br>
+ rooms were only lit by one tiny lamp. There was no chance of
+my<br>
+ being seen if I stayed still.</p>
+
+<p>Presently, the groans below ceased, and we heard steps on
+the<br>
+ staircase. That was the seal-cutter. He stopped outside the
+door<br>
+ as the terrier barked and Azizun fumbled at the chain, and he
+told<br>
+ Suddhoo to blow out the lamp. This left the place in jet
+darkness,<br>
+ except for the red glow from the two huqas that belonged to
+Janoo<br>
+ and Azizun. The seal-cutter came in, and I heard Suddhoo
+throw<br>
+ himself down on the floor and groan. Azizun caught her breath,
+and<br>
+ Janoo backed to one of the beds with a shudder. There was a
+clink<br>
+ of something metallic, and then shot up a pale blue-green
+flame<br>
+ near the ground. The light was just enough to show Azizun,
+pressed<br>
+ against one corner of the room with the terrier between her
+knees;<br>
+ Janoo, with her hands clasped, leaning forward as she sat on
+the<br>
+ bed; Suddhoo, face down, quivering, and the seal-cutter.</p>
+
+<p>I hope I may never see another man like that seal-cutter. He
+was<br>
+ stripped to the waist, with a wreath of white jasmine as thick
+as<br>
+ my wrist round his forehead, a salmon-colored loin-cloth round
+his<br>
+ middle, and a steel bangle on each ankle. This was not awe-<br>
+ inspiring. It was the face of the man that turned me cold. It
+was<br>
+ blue-gray in the first place. In the second, the eyes were
+rolled<br>
+ back till you could only see the whites of them; and, in the
+third,<br>
+ the face was the face of a demon--a ghoul--anything you
+please<br>
+ except of the sleek, oily old ruffian who sat in the day-time
+over<br>
+ his turning-lathe downstairs. He was lying on his stomach,
+with<br>
+ his arms turned and crossed behind him, as if he had been
+thrown<br>
+ down pinioned. His head and neck were the only parts of him
+off<br>
+ the floor. They were nearly at right angles to the body, like
+the<br>
+ head of a cobra at spring. It was ghastly. In the centre of
+the<br>
+ room, on the bare earth floor, stood a big, deep, brass basin,
+with<br>
+ a pale blue-green light floating in the centre like a
+night-light.<br>
+ Round that basin the man on the floor wriggled himself three
+times.<br>
+ How he did it I do not know. I could see the muscles ripple
+along<br>
+ his spine and fall smooth again; but I could not see any
+other<br>
+ motion. The head seemed the only thing alive about him, except
+that<br>
+ slow curl and uncurl of the laboring back-muscles. Janoo from
+the<br>
+ bed was breathing seventy to the minute; Azizun held her
+hands<br>
+ before her eyes; and old Suddhoo, fingering at the dirt that
+had<br>
+ got into his white beard, was crying to himself. The horror of
+it<br>
+ was that the creeping, crawly thing made no sound--only
+crawled!<br>
+ And, remember, this lasted for ten minutes, while the
+terrier<br>
+ whined, and Azizun shuddered, and Janoo gasped, and Suddhoo
+cried.</p>
+
+<p>I felt the hair lift at the back of my head, and my heart
+thump<br>
+ like a thermantidote paddle. Luckily, the seal-cutter
+betrayed<br>
+ himself by his most impressive trick and made me calm again.
+After<br>
+ he had finished that unspeakable triple crawl, he stretched
+his<br>
+ head away from the floor as high as he could, and sent out a jet
+of<br>
+ fire from his nostrils. Now, I knew how fire-spouting is
+done--I<br>
+ can do it myself--so I felt at ease. The business was a fraud.
+If<br>
+ he had only kept to that crawl without trying to raise the
+effect,<br>
+ goodness knows what I might not have thought. Both the girls<br>
+ shrieked at the jet of fire and the head dropped, chin down, on
+the<br>
+ floor with a thud; the whole body lying then like a corpse with
+its<br>
+ arms trussed. There was a pause of five full minutes after
+this,<br>
+ and the blue- green flame died down. Janoo stooped to settle
+one<br>
+ of her anklets, while Azizun turned her face to the wall and
+took<br>
+ the terrier in her arms. Suddhoo put out an arm mechanically
+to<br>
+ Janoo's huqa, and she slid it across the floor with her
+foot.<br>
+ Directly above the body and on the wall, were a couple of
+flaming<br>
+ portraits, in stamped paper frames, of the Queen and the Prince
+of<br>
+ Wales. They looked down on the performance, and, to my
+thinking,<br>
+ seemed to heighten the grotesqueness of it all.</p>
+
+<p>Just when the silence was getting unendurable, the body turned
+over<br>
+ and rolled away from the basin to the side of the room, where
+it<br>
+ lay stomach up. There was a faint "plop" from the
+basin--exactly<br>
+ like the noise a fish makes when it takes a fly--and the
+green<br>
+ light in the centre revived.</p>
+
+<p>I looked at the basin, and saw, bobbing in the water, the
+dried,<br>
+ shrivelled, black head of a native baby--open eyes, open mouth
+and<br>
+ shaved scalp. It was worse, being so very sudden, than the<br>
+ crawling exhibition. We had no time to say anything before
+it<br>
+ began to speak.</p>
+
+<p>Read Poe's account of the voice that came from the mesmerized
+dying<br>
+ man, and you will realize less than one-half of the horror of
+that<br>
+ head's voice.</p>
+
+<p>There was an interval of a second or two between each word,
+and a<br>
+ sort of "ring, ring, ring," in the note of the voice, like
+the<br>
+ timbre of a bell. It pealed slowly, as if talking to itself,
+for<br>
+ several minutes before I got rid of my cold sweat. Then the<br>
+ blessed solution struck me. I looked at the body lying near
+the<br>
+ doorway, and saw, just where the hollow of the throat joins on
+the<br>
+ shoulders, a muscle that had nothing to do with any man's
+regular<br>
+ breathing, twitching away steadily. The whole thing was a
+careful<br>
+ reproduction of the Egyptian teraphin that one read about
+sometimes<br>
+ and the voice was as clever and as appalling a piece of<br>
+ ventriloquism as one could wish to hear. All this time the
+head<br>
+ was "lip-lip-lapping" against the side of the basin, and
+speaking.<br>
+ It told Suddhoo, on his face again whining, of his son's
+illness<br>
+ and of the state of the illness up to the evening of that
+very<br>
+ night. I always shall respect the seal-cutter for keeping so<br>
+ faithfully to the time of the Peshawar telegrams. It went on
+to<br>
+ say that skilled doctors were night and day watching over the
+man's<br>
+ life; and that he would eventually recover if the fee to the
+potent<br>
+ sorcerer, whose servant was the head in the basin, were
+doubled.</p>
+
+<p>Here the mistake from the artistic point of view came in. To
+ask<br>
+ for twice your stipulated fee in a voice that Lazarus might
+have<br>
+ used when he rose from the dead, is absurd. Janoo, who is really
+a<br>
+ woman of masculine intellect, saw this as quickly as I did.
+I<br>
+ heard her say "Asli nahin! Fareib!" scornfully under her
+breath;<br>
+ and just as she said so, the light in the basin died out, the
+head<br>
+ stopped talking, and we heard the room door creak on its
+hinges.<br>
+ Then Janoo struck a match, lit the lamp, and we saw that
+head,<br>
+ basin, and seal- cutter were gone. Suddhoo was wringing his
+hands<br>
+ and explaining to any one who cared to listen, that, if his
+chances<br>
+ of eternal salvation depended on it, he could not raise another
+two<br>
+ hundred rupees. Azizun was nearly in hysterics in the
+corner;<br>
+ while Janoo sat down composedly on one of the beds to discuss
+the<br>
+ probabilities of the whole thing being a bunao, or
+"make-up."</p>
+
+<p>I explained as much as I knew of the seal-cutter's way of
+jadoo;<br>
+ but her argument was much more simple:--"The magic that is
+always<br>
+ demanding gifts is no true magic," said she. "My mother told
+me<br>
+ that the only potent love-spells are those which are told you
+for<br>
+ love. This seal-cutter man is a liar and a devil. I dare not<br>
+ tell, do anything, or get anything done, because I am in debt
+to<br>
+ Bhagwan Dass the bunnia for two gold rings and a heavy anklet.
+I<br>
+ must get my food from his shop. The seal-cutter is the friend
+of<br>
+ Bhagwan Dass, and he would poison my food. A fool's jadoo has
+been<br>
+ going on for ten days, and has cost Suddhoo many rupees each
+night.<br>
+ The seal-cutter used black hens and lemons and mantras before.
+He<br>
+ never showed us anything like this till to-night. Azizun is
+a<br>
+ fool, and will be a pur dahnashin soon. Suddhoo has lost his<br>
+ strength and his wits. See now! I had hoped to get from
+Suddhoo<br>
+ many rupees while he lived, and many more after his death;
+and<br>
+ behold, he is spending everything on that offspring of a devil
+and<br>
+ a she-ass, the seal- cutter!"</p>
+
+<p>Here I said:--"But what induced Suddhoo to drag me into
+the<br>
+ business? Of course I can speak to the seal-cutter, and he
+shall<br>
+ refund. The whole thing is child's talk--shame--and
+senseless."</p>
+
+<p>"Suddhoo IS an old child," said Janoo. "He has lived on the
+roofs<br>
+ these seventy years and is as senseless as a milch-goat. He<br>
+ brought you here to assure himself that he was not breaking any
+law<br>
+ of the Sirkar, whose salt he ate many years ago. He worships
+the<br>
+ dust off the feet of the seal-cutter, and that cow-devourer
+has<br>
+ forbidden him to go and see his son. What does Suddhoo know
+of<br>
+ your laws or the lightning-post? I have to watch his money
+going<br>
+ day by day to that lying beast below."</p>
+
+<p>Janoo stamped her foot on the floor and nearly cried with
+vexation;<br>
+ while Suddhoo was whimpering under a blanket in the corner,
+and<br>
+ Azizun was trying to guide the pipe-stem to his foolish old
+mouth.</p>
+
+<p>. . . . . . . . .</p>
+
+<p>Now the case stands thus. Unthinkingly, I have laid myself
+open to<br>
+ the charge of aiding and abetting the seal-cutter in
+obtaining<br>
+ money under false pretences, which is forbidden by Section 420
+of<br>
+ the Indian Penal Code. I am helpless in the matter for these<br>
+ reasons, I cannot inform the Police. What witnesses would
+support<br>
+ my statements? Janoo refuses flatly, Azizun is a veiled
+woman<br>
+ somewhere near Bareilly--lost in this big India of ours. I
+cannot<br>
+ again take the law into my own hands, and speak to the
+seal-cutter;<br>
+ for certain am I that, not only would Suddhoo disbelieve me,
+but<br>
+ this step would end in the poisoning of Janoo, who is bound
+hand<br>
+ and foot by her debt to the bunnia. Suddhoo is an old dotard;
+and<br>
+ whenever we meet mumbles my idiotic joke that the Sirkar
+rather<br>
+ patronizes the Black Art than otherwise. His son is well now;
+but<br>
+ Suddhoo is completely under the influence of the seal-cutter,
+by<br>
+ whose advice he regulates the affairs of his life. Janoo
+watches<br>
+ daily the money that she hoped to wheedle out of Suddhoo taken
+by<br>
+ the seal-cutter, and becomes daily more furious and sullen.</p>
+
+<p>She will never tell, because she dare not; but, unless
+something<br>
+ happens to prevent her, I am afraid that the seal-cutter will
+die<br>
+ of cholera--the white arsenic kind--about the middle of May.
+And<br>
+ thus I shall have to be privy to a murder in the House of
+Suddhoo.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2><br>
+ HIS WEDDED WIFE.</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ Cry "Murder!" in the market-place, and each<br>
+ Will turn upon his neighbor anxious eyes<br>
+ That ask:--"Art thou the man?" We hunted Cain,<br>
+ Some centuries ago, across the world,<br>
+ That bred the fear our own misdeeds maintain<br>
+ To-day.</p>
+
+<p>Vibart's Moralities.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Shakespeare says something about worms, or it may be giants
+or<br>
+ beetles, turning if you tread on them too severely. The
+safest<br>
+ plan is never to tread on a worm--not even on the last new<br>
+ subaltern from Home, with his buttons hardly out of their
+tissue<br>
+ paper, and the red of sappy English beef in his cheeks. This
+is<br>
+ the story of the worm that turned. For the sake of brevity,
+we<br>
+ will call Henry Augustus Ramsay Faizanne, "The Worm," although
+he<br>
+ really was an exceedingly pretty boy, without a hair on his
+face,<br>
+ and with a waist like a girl's when he came out to the
+Second<br>
+ "Shikarris" and was made unhappy in several ways. The
+"Shikarris"<br>
+ are a high-caste regiment, and you must be able to do things
+well--<br>
+ play a banjo or ride more than a little, or sing, or act--to get
+on<br>
+ with them.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The Worm did nothing except fall off his pony, and knock chips
+out<br>
+ of gate-posts with his trap. Even that became monotonous after
+a<br>
+ time. He objected to whist, cut the cloth at billiards, sang
+out<br>
+ of tune, kept very much to himself, and wrote to his Mamma
+and<br>
+ sisters at Home. Four of these five things were vices which
+the<br>
+ "Shikarris" objected to and set themselves to eradicate. Every
+one<br>
+ knows how subalterns are, by brother subalterns, softened and
+not<br>
+ permitted to be ferocious. It is good and wholesome, and does
+no<br>
+ one any harm, unless tempers are lost; and then there is
+trouble.<br>
+ There was a man once--but that is another story.</p>
+
+<p>The "Shikarris" shikarred The Worm very much, and he bore<br>
+ everything without winking. He was so good and so anxious to<br>
+ learn, and flushed so pink, that his education was cut short,
+and<br>
+ he was left to his own devices by every one except the
+Senior<br>
+ Subaltern, who continued to make life a burden to The Worm.
+The<br>
+ Senior Subaltern meant no harm; but his chaff was coarse, and
+he<br>
+ didn't quite understand where to stop. He had been waiting
+too<br>
+ long for his company; and that always sours a man. Also he was
+in<br>
+ love, which made him worse.</p>
+
+<p>One day, after he had borrowed The Worm's trap for a lady who
+never<br>
+ existed, had used it himself all the afternoon, had sent a note
+to<br>
+ The Worm purporting to come from the lady, and was telling the
+Mess<br>
+ all about it, The Worm rose in his place and said, in his
+quiet,<br>
+ ladylike voice: "That was a very pretty sell; but I'll lay you
+a<br>
+ month's pay to a month's pay when you get your step, that I work
+a<br>
+ sell on you that you'll remember for the rest of your days, and
+the<br>
+ Regiment after you when you're dead or broke." The Worm
+wasn't<br>
+ angry in the least, and the rest of the Mess shouted. Then
+the<br>
+ Senior Subaltern looked at The Worm from the boots upwards,
+and<br>
+ down again, and said, "Done, Baby." The Worm took the rest of
+the<br>
+ Mess to witness that the bet had been taken, and retired into
+a<br>
+ book with a sweet smile.</p>
+
+<p>Two months passed, and the Senior Subaltern still educated
+The<br>
+ Worm, who began to move about a little more as the hot weather
+came<br>
+ on. I have said that the Senior Subaltern was in love. The<br>
+ curious thing is that a girl was in love with the Senior
+Subaltern.<br>
+ Though the Colonel said awful things, and the Majors snorted,
+and<br>
+ married Captains looked unutterable wisdom, and the juniors<br>
+ scoffed, those two were engaged.</p>
+
+<p>The Senior Subaltern was so pleased with getting his Company
+and<br>
+ his acceptance at the same time that he forgot to bother The
+Worm.<br>
+ The girl was a pretty girl, and had money of her own. She does
+not<br>
+ come into this story at all.</p>
+
+<p>One night, at the beginning of the hot weather, all the
+Mess,<br>
+ except The Worm, who had gone to his own room to write Home<br>
+ letters, were sitting on the platform outside the Mess House.
+The<br>
+ Band had finished playing, but no one wanted to go in. And
+the<br>
+ Captains' wives were there also. The folly of a man in love
+is<br>
+ unlimited. The Senior Subaltern had been holding forth on
+the<br>
+ merits of the girl he was engaged to, and the ladies were
+purring<br>
+ approval, while the men yawned, when there was a rustle of
+skirts<br>
+ in the dark, and a tired, faint voice lifted itself:</p>
+
+<p>"Where's my husband?"</p>
+
+<p>I do not wish in the least to reflect on the morality of
+the<br>
+ "Shikarris;" but it is on record that four men jumped up as if
+they<br>
+ had been shot. Three of them were married men. Perhaps they
+were<br>
+ afraid that their wives had come from Home unbeknownst. The
+fourth<br>
+ said that he had acted on the impulse of the moment. He
+explained<br>
+ this afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>Then the voice cried:--"Oh, Lionel!" Lionel was the Senior<br>
+ Subaltern's name. A woman came into the little circle of light
+by<br>
+ the candles on the peg-tables, stretching out her hands to the
+dark<br>
+ where the Senior Subaltern was, and sobbing. We rose to our
+feet,<br>
+ feeling that things were going to happen and ready to believe
+the<br>
+ worst. In this bad, small world of ours, one knows so little
+of<br>
+ the life of the next man--which, after all, is entirely his
+own<br>
+ concern-- that one is not surprised when a crash comes.
+Anything<br>
+ might turn up any day for any one. Perhaps the Senior
+Subaltern<br>
+ had been trapped in his youth. Men are crippled that way<br>
+ occasionally. We didn't know; we wanted to hear; and the
+Captains'<br>
+ wives were as anxious as we. If he HAD been trapped, he was to
+be<br>
+ excused; for the woman from nowhere, in the dusty shoes, and
+gray<br>
+ travelling dress, was very lovely, with black hair and great
+eyes<br>
+ full of tears. She was tall, with a fine figure, and her voice
+had<br>
+ a running sob in it pitiful to hear. As soon as the Senior<br>
+ Subaltern stood up, she threw her arms round his neck, and
+called<br>
+ him "my darling," and said she could not bear waiting alone
+in<br>
+ England, and his letters were so short and cold, and she was his
+to<br>
+ the end of the world, and would he forgive her. This did not
+sound<br>
+ quite like a lady's way of speaking. It was too
+demonstrative.</p>
+
+<p>Things seemed black indeed, and the Captains' wives peered
+under<br>
+ their eyebrows at the Senior Subaltern, and the Colonel's face
+set<br>
+ like the Day of Judgment framed in gray bristles, and no one
+spoke<br>
+ for a while.</p>
+
+<p>Next the Colonel said, very shortly:--"Well, Sir?" and the
+woman<br>
+ sobbed afresh. The Senior Subaltern was half choked with the
+arms<br>
+ round his neck, but he gasped out:--"It's a d----d lie! I
+never<br>
+ had a wife in my life!" "Don't swear," said the Colonel.
+"Come<br>
+ into the Mess. We must sift this clear somehow," and he sighed
+to<br>
+ himself, for he believed in his "Shikarris," did the
+Colonel.</p>
+
+<p>We trooped into the ante-room, under the full lights, and
+there we<br>
+ saw how beautiful the woman was. She stood up in the middle of
+us<br>
+ all, sometimes choking with crying, then hard and proud, and
+then<br>
+ holding out her arms to the Senior Subaltern. It was like
+the<br>
+ fourth act of a tragedy. She told us how the Senior Subaltern
+had<br>
+ married her when he was Home on leave eighteen months before;
+and<br>
+ she seemed to know all that we knew, and more too, of his
+people<br>
+ and his past life. He was white and ashy gray, trying now
+and<br>
+ again to break into the torrent of her words; and we, noting
+how<br>
+ lovely she was and what a criminal he looked, esteemed him a
+beast<br>
+ of the worst kind. We felt sorry for him, though.</p>
+
+<p>I shall never forget the indictment of the Senior Subaltern by
+his<br>
+ wife. Nor will he. It was so sudden, rushing out of the
+dark,<br>
+ unannounced, into our dull lives. The Captains' wives stood
+back;<br>
+ but their eyes were alight, and you could see that they had
+already<br>
+ convicted and sentenced the Senior Subaltern. The Colonel
+seemed<br>
+ five years older. One Major was shading his eyes with his hand
+and<br>
+ watching the woman from underneath it. Another was chewing
+his<br>
+ moustache and smiling quietly as if he were witnessing a
+play.<br>
+ Full in the open space in the centre, by the whist-tables,
+the<br>
+ Senior Subaltern's terrier was hunting for fleas. I remember
+all<br>
+ this as clearly as though a photograph were in my hand. I
+remember<br>
+ the look of horror on the Senior Subaltern's face. It was
+rather<br>
+ like seeing a man hanged; but much more interesting. Finally,
+the<br>
+ woman wound up by saying that the Senior Subaltern carried a
+double<br>
+ F. M. in tattoo on his left shoulder. We all knew that, and to
+our<br>
+ innocent minds it seemed to clinch the matter. But one of
+the<br>
+ Bachelor Majors said very politely:--"I presume that your
+marriage<br>
+ certificate would be more to the purpose?"</p>
+
+<p>That roused the woman. She stood up and sneered at the
+Senior<br>
+ Subaltern for a cur, and abused the Major and the Colonel and
+all<br>
+ the rest. Then she wept, and then she pulled a paper from
+her<br>
+ breast, saying imperially:--"Take that! And let my
+husband--my<br>
+ lawfully wedded husband--read it aloud--if he dare!"</p>
+
+<p>There was a hush, and the men looked into each other's eyes as
+the<br>
+ Senior Subaltern came forward in a dazed and dizzy way, and
+took<br>
+ the paper. We were wondering as we stared, whether there was<br>
+ anything against any one of us that might turn up later on.
+The<br>
+ Senior Subaltern's throat was dry; but, as he ran his eye over
+the<br>
+ paper, he broke out into a hoarse cackle of relief, and said to
+the<br>
+ woman:--"You young blackguard!"</p>
+
+<p>But the woman had fled through a door, and on the paper
+was<br>
+ written:--"This is to certify that I, The Worm, have paid in
+full<br>
+ my debts to the Senior Subaltern, and, further, that the
+Senior<br>
+ Subaltern is my debtor, by agreement on the 23d of February, as
+by<br>
+ the Mess attested, to the extent of one month's Captain's pay,
+in<br>
+ the lawful currency of the India Empire."</p>
+
+<p>Then a deputation set off for The Worm's quarters and found
+him,<br>
+ betwixt and between, unlacing his stays, with the hat, wig,
+serge<br>
+ dress, etc., on the bed. He came over as he was, and the<br>
+ "Shikarris" shouted till the Gunners' Mess sent over to know
+if<br>
+ they might have a share of the fun. I think we were all,
+except<br>
+ the Colonel and the Senior Subaltern, a little disappointed
+that<br>
+ the scandal had come to nothing. But that is human nature.
+There<br>
+ could be no two words about The Worm's acting. It leaned as
+near<br>
+ to a nasty tragedy as anything this side of a joke can. When
+most<br>
+ of the Subalterns sat upon him with sofa-cushions to find out
+why<br>
+ he had not said that acting was his strong point, he answered
+very<br>
+ quietly:--"I don't think you ever asked me. I used to act at
+Home<br>
+ with my sisters." But no acting with girls could account for
+The<br>
+ Worm's display that night. Personally, I think it was in bad<br>
+ taste. Besides being dangerous. There is no sort of use in
+playing<br>
+ with fire, even for fun.</p>
+
+<p>The "Shikarris" made him President of the Regimental Dramatic
+Club;<br>
+ and, when the Senior Subaltern paid up his debt, which he did
+at<br>
+ once, The Worm sank the money in scenery and dresses. He was
+a<br>
+ good Worm; and the "Shikarris" are proud of him. The only
+drawback<br>
+ is that he has been christened "Mrs. Senior Subaltern;" and
+as<br>
+ there are now two Mrs. Senior Subalterns in the Station, this
+is<br>
+ sometimes confusing to strangers.</p>
+
+<p>Later on, I will tell you of a case something like, this, but
+with<br>
+ all the jest left out and nothing in it but real trouble.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h3>A. Conan Doyle</h3>
+
+<h2>A Case of Identity</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ "My dear fellow," said Sherlock Holmes, as we sat on either side
+of<br>
+ the fire in his lodgings at Baker Street, "life is
+infinitely<br>
+ stranger than anything which the mind of man can invent. We
+would<br>
+ not dare to conceive the things which are really mere
+commonplaces<br>
+ of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in
+hand,<br>
+ hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in
+at<br>
+ the queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences,
+the<br>
+ plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of
+events,<br>
+ working through generations, and leading to the most outre
+results,<br>
+ it would make all fiction, with its conventionalities and
+foreseen<br>
+ conclusions, most stale and unprofitable."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "And yet I am not convinced of it," I answered. "The cases
+which<br>
+ come to light in the papers are, as a rule, bald enough, and
+vulgar<br>
+ enough. We have in our police reports realism pushed to its<br>
+ extreme limits, and yet the result is, it must be confessed,<br>
+ neither fascinating nor artistic."</p>
+
+<p>"A certain selection and discretion must be used in producing
+a<br>
+ realistic effect," remarked Holmes. "This is wanting in the
+police<br>
+ report, where more stress is laid perhaps upon the platitudes
+of<br>
+ the magistrate than upon the details, which to an observer
+contain<br>
+ the vital essence of the whole matter. Depend upon it, there
+is<br>
+ nothing so unnatural as the commonplace."</p>
+
+<p>I smiled and shook my head. "I can quite understand your
+thinking<br>
+ so," I said. "Of course, in your position of unofficial
+adviser<br>
+ and helper to everybody who is absolutely puzzled, throughout
+three<br>
+ continents, you are brought in contact with all that is strange
+and<br>
+ bizarre. But here,"--I picked up the morning paper from the<br>
+ ground--"let us put it to a practical test. Here is the
+first<br>
+ heading upon which I come. 'A husband's cruelty to his
+wife.'<br>
+ There is half a column of print, but I know without reading it
+that<br>
+ it is all perfectly familiar to me. There is, of course, the
+other<br>
+ woman, the drink, the push, the blow, the bruise, the
+unsympathetic<br>
+ sister or landlady. The crudest of writers could invent
+nothing<br>
+ more crude."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed your example is an unfortunate one for your argument,"
+said<br>
+ Holmes, taking the paper, and glancing his eye down it. "This
+is<br>
+ the Dundas separation case, and, as it happens, I was engaged
+in<br>
+ clearing up some small points in connection with it. The
+husband<br>
+ was a teetotaler, there was no other woman, and the conduct<br>
+ complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding
+up<br>
+ every meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at
+his<br>
+ wife, which you will allow is not an action likely to occur to
+the<br>
+ imagination of the average story teller. Take a pinch of
+snuff,<br>
+ doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your<br>
+ example."</p>
+
+<p>He held out his snuffbox of old gold, with a great amethyst in
+the<br>
+ center of the lid. Its splendor was in such contrast to his
+homely<br>
+ ways and simple life that I could not help commenting upon
+it.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" said he, "I forgot that I had not seen you for some
+weeks.<br>
+ It is a little souvenir from the King of Bohemia, in return for
+my<br>
+ assistance in the case of the Irene Adler papers."</p>
+
+<p>"And the ring?" I asked, glancing at a remarkable brilliant
+which<br>
+ sparkled upon his finger.</p>
+
+<p>"It was from the reigning family of Holland, though the matter
+in<br>
+ which I served them was of such delicacy that I cannot confide
+it<br>
+ even to you, who have been good enough to chronicle one or two
+of<br>
+ my little problems."</p>
+
+<p>"And have you any on hand just now?" I asked with
+interest.</p>
+
+<p>"Some ten or twelve, but none which present any features
+of<br>
+ interest. They are important, you understand, without being<br>
+ interesting. Indeed I have found that it is usually in
+unimportant<br>
+ matters that there is a field for the observation, and for
+the<br>
+ quick analysis of cause and effect which gives the charm to
+an<br>
+ investigation. The larger crimes are apt to be the simpler,
+for<br>
+ the bigger the crime, the more obvious, as a rule, is the
+motive.<br>
+ In these cases, save for one rather intricate matter which has
+been<br>
+ referred to me from Marseilles, there is nothing which presents
+any<br>
+ features of interest. It is possible, however, that I may
+have<br>
+ something better before very many minutes are over, for this is
+one<br>
+ of my clients, or I am much mistaken."</p>
+
+<p>He had risen from his chair, and was standing between the
+parted<br>
+ blinds, gazing down into the dull, neutral-tinted London
+street.<br>
+ Looking over his shoulder, I saw that on the pavement
+opposite<br>
+ there stood a large woman with a heavy fur boa round her neck,
+and<br>
+ a large curling red feather in a broad-brimmed hat which was
+tilted<br>
+ in a coquettish Duchess-of-Devonshire fashion over her ear.</p>
+
+<p>From under this great panoply she peeped up in a nervous,<br>
+ hesitating fashion at our windows, while her body oscillated<br>
+ backward and forward, and her fingers fidgeted with her
+glove<br>
+ buttons. Suddenly, with a plunge, as of the swimmer who leaves
+the<br>
+ bank, she hurried across the road, and we heard the sharp clang
+of<br>
+ the bell.</p>
+
+<p>"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing
+his<br>
+ cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement
+always<br>
+ means an affaire de coeur. She would like advice, but is not
+sure<br>
+ that the matter is not too delicate for communication. And
+yet<br>
+ even here we may discriminate. When a woman has been
+seriously<br>
+ wronged by a man, she no longer oscillates, and the usual
+symptom<br>
+ is a broken bell wire. Here we may take it that there is a
+love<br>
+ matter, but that the maiden is not so much angry as perplexed
+or<br>
+ grieved. But here she comes in person to resolve our
+doubts."</p>
+
+<p>As he spoke, there was a tap at the door, and the boy in
+buttons<br>
+ entered to announce Miss Mary Sutherland, while the lady
+herself<br>
+ loomed behind his small black figure like a full-sailed
+merchantman<br>
+ behind a tiny pilot boat. Sherlock Holmes welcomed her with
+the<br>
+ easy courtesy for which he was remarkable, and having closed
+the<br>
+ door, and bowed her into an armchair, he looked her over in
+the<br>
+ minute and yet abstracted fashion which was peculiar to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you not find," he said, "that with your short sight it is
+a<br>
+ little trying to do so much typewriting?"</p>
+
+<p>"I did at first," she answered, "but now I know where the
+letters<br>
+ are without looking." Then, suddenly realizing the full purport
+of<br>
+ his words, she gave a violent start, and looked up with fear
+and<br>
+ astonishment upon her broad, good-humored face. "You've
+heard<br>
+ about me, Mr. Holmes," she cried, "else how could you know
+all<br>
+ that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind," said Holmes, laughing, "it is my business to
+know<br>
+ things. Perhaps I have trained myself to see what others
+overlook.<br>
+ If not, why should you come to consult me?"</p>
+
+<p>"I came to you, sir, because I heard of you from Mrs.
+Etherege,<br>
+ whose husband you found so easily when the police and everyone
+had<br>
+ given him up for dead. Oh, Mr. Holmes, I wish you would do as
+much<br>
+ for me. I'm not rich, but still I have a hundred a year in my
+own<br>
+ right, besides the little that I make by the machine, and I
+would<br>
+ give it all to know what has become of Mr. Hosmer Angel."</p>
+
+<p>"Why did you come away to consult me in such a hurry?"
+asked<br>
+ Sherlock Holmes, with his finger tips together, and his eyes to
+the<br>
+ ceiling.</p>
+
+<p>Again a startled look came over the somewhat vacuous face of
+Miss<br>
+ Mary Sutherland. "Yes, I did bang out of the house," she
+said,<br>
+ "for it made me angry to see the easy way in which Mr.
+Windibank--<br>
+ that is, my father--took it all. He would not go to the
+police,<br>
+ and he would not go to you, and so at last, as he would do
+nothing,<br>
+ and kept on saying that there was no harm done, it made me mad,
+and<br>
+ I just on with my things and came right away to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Your father?" said Holmes. "Your stepfather, surely, since
+the<br>
+ name is different."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, my stepfather. I call him father, though it sounds
+funny,<br>
+ too, for he is only five years and two months older than
+myself."</p>
+
+<p>"And your mother is alive?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes; mother is alive and well. I wasn't best pleased,
+Mr.<br>
+ Holmes, when she married again so soon after father's death, and
+a<br>
+ man who was nearly fifteen years younger than herself. Father
+was<br>
+ a plumber in the Tottenham Court Road, and he left a tidy
+business<br>
+ behind him, which mother carried on with Mr. Hardy, the
+foreman;<br>
+ but when Mr. Windibank came he made her sell the business, for
+he<br>
+ was very superior, being a traveler in wines. They got four<br>
+ thousand seven hundred for the good-will and interest, which
+wasn't<br>
+ near as much as father could have got if he had been alive."</p>
+
+<p>I had expected to see Sherlock Holmes impatient under this
+rambling<br>
+ and inconsequential narrative, but, on the contrary, he had<br>
+ listened with the greatest concentration of attention.</p>
+
+<p>"Your own little income," he asked, "does it come out of
+the<br>
+ business?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, sir. It is quite separate, and was left me by my
+Uncle<br>
+ Ned in Auckland. It is in New Zealand stock, paying four and
+half<br>
+ per cent. Two thousand five hundred pounds was the amount, but
+I<br>
+ can only touch the interest."</p>
+
+<p>"You interest me extremely," said Holmes. "And since you draw
+so<br>
+ large a sum as a hundred a year, with what you earn into the<br>
+ bargain, you no doubt travel a little, and indulge yourself
+in<br>
+ every way. I believe that a single lady can get on very
+nicely<br>
+ upon an income of about sixty pounds."</p>
+
+<p>"I could do with much less than that, Mr. Holmes, but you<br>
+ understand that as long as I live at home I don't wish to be
+a<br>
+ burden to them, and so they have the use of the money just while
+I<br>
+ am staying with them. Of course that is only just for the
+time.<br>
+ Mr. Windibank draws my interest every quarter, and pays it over
+to<br>
+ mother, and I find that I can do pretty well with what I earn
+at<br>
+ typewriting. It brings me twopence a sheet, and I can often
+do<br>
+ from fifteen to twenty sheets in a day."</p>
+
+<p>"You have made your position very clear to me," said Holmes.
+"This<br>
+ is my friend, Doctor Watson, before whom you can speak as freely
+as<br>
+ before myself. Kindly tell us now all about your connection
+with<br>
+ Mr. Hosmer Angel."</p>
+
+<p>A flush stole over Miss Sutherland's face, and she picked
+nervously<br>
+ at the fringe of her jacket. "I met him first at the
+gasfitters'<br>
+ ball," she said. "They used to send father tickets when he
+was<br>
+ alive, and then afterwards they remembered us, and sent them
+to<br>
+ mother. Mr. Windibank did not wish us to go. He never did wish
+us<br>
+ to go anywhere. He would get quite mad if I wanted so much as
+to<br>
+ join a Sunday School treat. But this time I was set on going,
+and<br>
+ I would go, for what right had he to prevent? He said the
+folk<br>
+ were not fit for us to know, when all father's friends were to
+be<br>
+ there. And he said that I had nothing fit to wear, when I had
+my<br>
+ purple plush that I had never so much as taken out of the
+drawer.<br>
+ At last, when nothing else would do, he went off to France upon
+the<br>
+ business of the firm; but we went, mother and I, with Mr.
+Hardy,<br>
+ who used to be our foreman, and it was there I met Mr.
+Hosmer<br>
+ Angel."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "I suppose," said Holmes, "that when Mr. Windibank came back
+from<br>
+ France, he was very annoyed at your having gone to the
+ball?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, well, he was very good about it. He laughed, I remember,
+and<br>
+ shrugged his shoulders, and said there was no use denying
+anything<br>
+ to a woman, for she would have her way."</p>
+
+<p>"I see. Then at the gasfitters' ball you met, as I understand,
+a<br>
+ gentleman called Mr. Hosmer Angel?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. I met him that night, and he called next day to ask
+if<br>
+ we had got home all safe, and after that we met him--that is
+to<br>
+ say, Mr. Holmes, I met him twice for walks, but after that
+father<br>
+ came back again, and Mr. Hosmer Angel could not come to the
+house<br>
+ any more."</p>
+
+<p>"No?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you know, father didn't like anything of the sort.
+He<br>
+ wouldn't have any visitors if he could help it, and he used to
+say<br>
+ that a woman should be happy in her own family circle. But
+then,<br>
+ as I used to say to mother, a woman wants her own circle to
+begin<br>
+ with, and I had not got mine yet."</p>
+
+<p>"But how about Mr. Hosmer Angel? Did he make no attempt to
+see<br>
+ you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, father was going off to France again in a week, and
+Hosmer<br>
+ wrote and said that it would be safer and better not to see
+each<br>
+ other until he had gone. We could write in the meantime, and
+he<br>
+ used to write every day. I took the letters in the morning,
+so<br>
+ there was no need for father to know."</p>
+
+<p>"Were you engaged to the gentleman at this time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, Mr. Holmes. We were engaged after the first walk
+that we<br>
+ took. Hosmer--Mr. Angel--was a cashier in an office in
+Leadenhall<br>
+ Street--and--"</p>
+
+<p>"What office?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's the worst of it, Mr. Holmes; I don't know."</p>
+
+<p>"Where did he live, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"He slept on the premises."</p>
+
+<p>"And you don't know his address?"</p>
+
+<p>"No--except that it was Leadenhall Street."</p>
+
+<p>"Where did you address your letters, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"To the Leadenhall Street Post Office, to be left till called
+for.<br>
+ He said that if they were sent to the office he would be chaffed
+by<br>
+ all the other clerks about having letters from a lady, so I
+offered<br>
+ to typewrite them, like he did his, but he wouldn't have that,
+for<br>
+ he said that when I wrote them they seemed to come from me,
+but<br>
+ when they were typewritten he always felt that the machine had
+come<br>
+ between us. That will just show you how fond he was of me,
+Mr.<br>
+ Holmes, and the little things that he would think of."</p>
+
+<p>"It was most suggestive," said Holmes. "It has long been an
+axiom<br>
+ of mine that the little things are infinitely the most
+important.<br>
+ Can you remember any other little things about Mr. Hosmer
+Angel?"</p>
+
+<p>"He was a very shy man, Mr. Holmes. He would rather walk with
+me<br>
+ in the evening than in the daylight, for he said that he hated
+to<br>
+ be conspicuous. Very retiring and gentlemanly he was. Even
+his<br>
+ voice was gentle. He'd had the quinsy and swollen glands when
+he<br>
+ was young, he told me, and it had left him with a weak throat
+and a<br>
+ hesitating, whispering fashion of speech. He was always well<br>
+ dressed, very neat and plain, but his eyes were weak, just as
+mine<br>
+ are, and he wore tinted glasses against the glare."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, and what happened when Mr. Windibank, your
+stepfather,<br>
+ returned to France?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Hosmer Angel came to the house again, and proposed that
+we<br>
+ should marry before father came back. He was in dreadful
+earnest,<br>
+ and made me swear, with my hands on the Testament, that
+whatever<br>
+ happened I would always be true to him. Mother said he was
+quite<br>
+ right to make me swear, and that it was a sign of his
+passion.<br>
+ Mother was all in his favor from the first, and was even fonder
+of<br>
+ him than I was. Then, when they talked of marrying within
+the<br>
+ week, I began to ask about father; but they both said never to
+mind<br>
+ about father, but just to tell him afterwards and mother said
+she<br>
+ would make it all right with him. I didn't quite like that,
+Mr.<br>
+ Holmes. It seemed funny that I should ask his leave, as he
+was<br>
+ only a few years older than me; but I didn't want to do anything
+on<br>
+ the sly, so I wrote to father at Bordeaux, where the company
+has<br>
+ its French offices, but the letter came back to me on the
+very<br>
+ morning of the wedding."</p>
+
+<p>"It missed him, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir, for he had started to England just before it
+arrived."</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! that was unfortunate. Your wedding was arranged, then,
+for<br>
+ the Friday. Was it to be in church?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir, but very quietly. It was to be at St. Saviour's,
+near<br>
+ King's Cross, and we were to have breakfast afterwards at the
+St.<br>
+ Pancras Hotel. Hosmer came for us in a hansom, but as there
+were<br>
+ two of us, he put us both into it, and stepped himself into a
+four-<br>
+ wheeler, which happened to be the only other cab in the street.
+We<br>
+ got to the church first, and when the four-wheeler drove up
+we<br>
+ waited for him to step out, but he never did, and when the
+cabman<br>
+ got down from the box and looked, there was no one there!
+The<br>
+ cabman said that he could not imagine what had become of him,
+for<br>
+ he had seen him get in with his own eyes. That was last
+Friday,<br>
+ Mr. Holmes, and I have never seen or heard anything since then
+to<br>
+ throw any light upon what became of him."</p>
+
+<p>"It seems to me that you have been very shamefully treated,"
+said<br>
+ Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no, sir! He was too good and kind to leave me so. Why,
+all<br>
+ the morning he was saying to me that, whatever happened, I was
+to<br>
+ be true; and that even if something quite unforeseen occurred
+to<br>
+ separate us, I was always to remember that I was pledged to
+him,<br>
+ and that he would claim his pledge sooner or later. It
+seemed<br>
+ strange talk for a wedding morning, but what has happened
+since<br>
+ gives a meaning to it."</p>
+
+<p>"Most certainly it does. Your own opinion is, then, that
+some<br>
+ unforeseen catastrophe has occurred to him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. I believe that he foresaw some danger, or else he
+would<br>
+ not have talked so. And then I think that what he foresaw<br>
+ happened."</p>
+
+<p>"But you have no notion as to what it could have been?"</p>
+
+<p>"None."</p>
+
+<p>"One more question. How did your mother take the matter?"</p>
+
+<p>"She was angry, and said that I was never to speak of the
+matter<br>
+ again."</p>
+
+<p>"And your father? Did you tell him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, and he seemed to think, with me, that something had
+happened,<br>
+ and that I should hear of Hosmer again. As he said, what
+interest<br>
+ could anyone have in bringing me to the door of the church,
+and<br>
+ then leaving me? Now, if he had borrowed my money, or if he
+had<br>
+ married me and got my money settled on him, there might be
+some<br>
+ reason; but Hosmer was very independent about money, and
+never<br>
+ would look at a shilling of mine. And yet what could have<br>
+ happened? And why could he not write? Oh! it drives me half
+mad<br>
+ to think of, and I can't sleep a wink at night." She pulled
+a<br>
+ little handkerchief out of her muff, and began to sob heavily
+into<br>
+ it.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall glance into the case for you," said Holmes, rising,
+"and I<br>
+ have no doubt that we shall reach some definite result. Let
+the<br>
+ weight of the matter rest upon me now, and do not let your
+mind<br>
+ dwell upon it further. Above all, try to let Mr. Hosmer
+Angel<br>
+ vanish from your memory, as he has done from your life."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you don't think I'll see him again?"</p>
+
+<p>"I fear not."</p>
+
+<p>"Then what has happened to him?"</p>
+
+<p>"You will leave that question in my hands. I should like
+an<br>
+ accurate description of him, and any letters of his which you
+can<br>
+ spare."</p>
+
+<p>"I advertised for him in last Saturday's Chronicle," said
+she.<br>
+ "Here is the slip, and here are four letters from him."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you. And your address?"</p>
+
+<p>"No. 31 Lyon Place, Camberwell."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Angel's address you never had, I understand. Where is
+your<br>
+ father's place of business?"</p>
+
+<p>"He travels for Westhouse &amp; Marbank, the great claret
+importers of<br>
+ Fenchurch Street."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you. You have made your statement very clearly. You
+will<br>
+ leave the papers here, and remember the advice which I have
+given<br>
+ you. Let the whole incident be a sealed book, and do not allow
+it<br>
+ to affect your life."</p>
+
+<p>"You are very kind, Mr. Holmes, but I cannot do that. I shall
+be<br>
+ true to Hosmer. He shall find me ready when he comes back."</p>
+
+<p>For all the preposterous hat and the vacuous face, there
+was<br>
+ something noble in the simple faith of our visitor which
+compelled<br>
+ our respect. She laid her little bundle of papers upon the
+table,<br>
+ and went her way, with a promise to come again whenever she
+might<br>
+ be summoned.</p>
+
+<p>Sherlock Holmes sat silent for a few minutes with his finger
+tips<br>
+ still pressed together, his legs stretched out in front of him,
+and<br>
+ his gaze directed upward to the ceiling. Then he took down
+from<br>
+ the rack the old and oily clay pipe, which was to him as a<br>
+ counselor, and, having lighted it, he leaned back in his
+chair,<br>
+ with thick blue cloud wreaths spinning up from him, and a look
+of<br>
+ infinite languor in his face.</p>
+
+<p>"Quite an interesting study, that maiden," he observed. "I
+found<br>
+ her more interesting than her little problem, which, by the way,
+is<br>
+ rather a trite one. You will find parallel cases, if you
+consult<br>
+ my index, in Andover in '77, and there was something of the sort
+at<br>
+ The Hague last year. Old as is the idea, however, there were
+one<br>
+ or two details which were new to me. But the maiden herself
+was<br>
+ most instructive."</p>
+
+<p>"You appeared to read a good deal upon her which was quite<br>
+ invisible to me," I remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"Not invisible, but unnoticed, Watson. You did not know where
+to<br>
+ look, and so you missed all that was important. I can never
+bring<br>
+ you to realize the importance of sleeves, the suggestiveness
+of<br>
+ thumb nails, or the great issues that may hang from a boot
+lace.<br>
+ Now, what did you gather from that woman's appearance?
+Describe<br>
+ it."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, she had a slate-colored, broad-brimmed straw hat, with
+a<br>
+ feather of a brickish red. Her jacket was black, with black
+beads<br>
+ sewed upon it and a fringe of little black jet ornaments.
+Her<br>
+ dress was brown, rather darker than coffee color, with a
+little<br>
+ purple plush at the neck and sleeves. Her gloves were grayish,
+and<br>
+ were worn through at the right forefinger. Her boots I
+didn't<br>
+ observe. She had small round, hanging gold earrings, and a
+general<br>
+ air of being fairly well-to-do, in a vulgar, comfortable,
+easygoing<br>
+ way."</p>
+
+<p>Sherlock Holmes clapped his hands softly together and
+chuckled.</p>
+
+<p>"'Pon my word, Watson, you are coming along wonderfully. You
+have<br>
+ really done very well indeed. It is true that you have
+missed<br>
+ everything of importance, but you have hit upon the method, and
+you<br>
+ have a quick eye for color. Never trust to general impressions,
+my<br>
+ boy, but concentrate yourself upon details. My first glance
+is<br>
+ always at a woman's sleeve. In a man it is perhaps better first
+to<br>
+ take the knee of the trouser. As you observe, this woman had
+plush<br>
+ upon her sleeve, which is a most useful material for showing<br>
+ traces. The double line a little above the wrist, where the<br>
+ typewritist presses against the table, was beautifully
+defined.<br>
+ The sewing machine, of the hand type, leaves a similar mark,
+but<br>
+ only on the left arm, and on the side of it farthest from
+the<br>
+ thumb, instead of being right across the broadest part, as
+this<br>
+ was. I then glanced at her face, and observing the dint of a<br>
+ pince-nez at either side of her nose, I ventured a remark
+upon<br>
+ short sight and typewriting, which seemed to surprise her."</p>
+
+<p>"It surprised me."</p>
+
+<p>"But, surely, it was very obvious. I was then much surprised
+and<br>
+ interested on glancing down to observe that, though the boots
+which<br>
+ she was wearing were not unlike each other, they were really
+odd<br>
+ ones, the one having a slightly decorated toe cap and the other
+a<br>
+ plain one. One was buttoned only in the two lower buttons out
+of<br>
+ five, and the other at the first, third, and fifth. Now, when
+you<br>
+ see that a young lady, otherwise neatly dressed, has come away
+from<br>
+ home with odd boots, half-buttoned, it is no great deduction to
+say<br>
+ that she came away in a hurry."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "And what else?" I asked, keenly interested, as I always was, by
+my<br>
+ friend's incisive reasoning.</p>
+
+<p>"I noted, in passing, that she had written a note before
+leaving<br>
+ home, but after being fully dressed. You observed that her
+right<br>
+ glove was torn at the forefinger, but you did not, apparently,
+see<br>
+ that both glove and finger were stained with violet ink. She
+had<br>
+ written in a hurry, and dipped her pen too deep. It must have
+been<br>
+ this morning, or the mark would not remain clear upon the
+finger.<br>
+ All this is amusing, though rather elementary, but I must go
+back<br>
+ to business, Watson. Would you mind reading me the
+advertised<br>
+ description of Mr. Hosmer Angel?"</p>
+
+<p>I held the little printed slip to the light. "Missing," it
+said,<br>
+ "on the morning of the fourteenth, a gentleman named Hosmer
+Angel.<br>
+ About five feet seven inches in height; strongly built,
+sallow<br>
+ complexion, black hair, a little bald in the center, bushy
+black<br>
+ side-whiskers and mustache; tinted glasses; slight infirmity
+of<br>
+ speech. Was dressed, when last seen, in black frock-coat
+faced<br>
+ with silk, black waistcoat, gold Albert chain, and gray
+Harris<br>
+ tweed trousers, with brown gaiters over elastic-sided boots.
+Known<br>
+ to have been employed in an office in Leadenhall Street.
+Anybody<br>
+ bringing," etc., etc.</p>
+
+<p>"That will do," said Holmes. "As to the letters," he
+continued,<br>
+ glancing over them, "they are very commonplace. Absolutely no
+clew<br>
+ in them to Mr. Angel, save that he quotes Balzac once. There
+is<br>
+ one remarkable point, however, which will no doubt strike
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"They are typewritten," I remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"Not only that, but the signature is typewritten. Look at the
+neat<br>
+ little 'Hosmer Angel' at the bottom. There is a date, you see,
+but<br>
+ no superscription except Leadenhall Street, which is rather
+vague.<br>
+ The point about the signature is very suggestive--in fact, we
+may<br>
+ call it conclusive."</p>
+
+<p>"Of what?"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear fellow, is it possible you do not see how strongly
+it<br>
+ bears upon the case?"</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot say that I do, unless it were that he wished to be
+able<br>
+ to deny his signature if an action for breach of promise
+were<br>
+ instituted."</p>
+
+<p>"No, that was not the point. However, I shall write two
+letters<br>
+ which should settle the matter. One is to a firm in the City,
+the<br>
+ other is to the young lady's stepfather, Mr. Windibank, asking
+him<br>
+ whether he could meet us here at six o'clock to-morrow evening.
+It<br>
+ is just as well that we should do business with the male
+relatives.<br>
+ And now, doctor, we can do nothing until the answers to
+those<br>
+ letters come, so we may put our little problem upon the shelf
+for<br>
+ the interim."</p>
+
+<p>I had had so many reasons to believe in my friend's subtle
+powers<br>
+ of reasoning, and extraordinary energy in action, that I felt
+that<br>
+ he must have some solid grounds for the assured and easy
+demeanor<br>
+ with which he treated the singular mystery which he had been
+called<br>
+ upon to fathom. Once only had I known him to fail, in the case
+of<br>
+ the King of Bohemia and the Irene Adler photograph, but when
+I<br>
+ looked back to the weird business of the "Sign of the Four,"
+and<br>
+ the extraordinary circumstances connected with the "Study in<br>
+ Scarlet," I felt that it would be a strange tangle indeed which
+he<br>
+ could not unravel.</p>
+
+<p>I left him then, still puffing at his black clay pipe, with
+the<br>
+ conviction that when I came again on the next evening I would
+find<br>
+ that he held in his hands all the clews which would lead up to
+the<br>
+ identity of the disappearing bridegroom of Miss Mary
+Sutherland.</p>
+
+<p>A professional case of great gravity was engaging my own
+attention<br>
+ at the time, and the whole of next day I was busy at the bedside
+of<br>
+ the sufferer. It was not until close upon six o'clock that I
+found<br>
+ myself free, and was able to spring into a hansom and drive
+to<br>
+ Baker Street, half afraid that I might be too late to assist at
+the<br>
+ denouement of the little mystery. I found Sherlock Holmes
+alone,<br>
+ however, half asleep, with his long, thin form curled up in
+the<br>
+ recesses of his armchair. A formidable array of bottles and
+test-<br>
+ tubes, with the pungent, cleanly smell of hydrochloric acid,
+told<br>
+ me that he had spent his day in the chemical work which was so
+dear<br>
+ to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, have you solved it?" I asked as I entered.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. It was the bisulphate of baryta."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no; the mystery!" I cried.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that! I thought of the salt that I have been working
+upon.<br>
+ There was never any mystery in the matter, though, as I said<br>
+ yesterday, some of the details are of interest. The only
+drawback<br>
+ is that there is no law, I fear, that can touch the
+scoundrel."</p>
+
+<p>"Who was he, then, and what was his object in deserting
+Miss<br>
+ Sutherland?"</p>
+
+<p>The question was hardly out of my mouth, and Holmes had not
+yet<br>
+ opened his lips to reply, when we heard a heavy footfall in
+the<br>
+ passage, and a tap at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"This is the girl's stepfather, Mr. James Windibank," said
+Holmes.<br>
+ "He has written to me to say that he would be here at six.
+Come<br>
+ in!"</p>
+
+<p>The man who entered was a sturdy, middle-sized fellow, some
+thirty<br>
+ years of age, clean shaven, and sallow-skinned, with a
+bland,<br>
+ insinuating manner, and a pair of wonderfully sharp and
+penetrating<br>
+ gray eyes. He shot a questioning glance at each of us, placed
+his<br>
+ shiny top hat upon the sideboard, and, with a slight bow,
+sidled<br>
+ down into the nearest chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Good evening, Mr. James Windibank," said Holmes. "I think
+this<br>
+ typewritten letter is from you, in which you made an
+appointment<br>
+ with me for six o'clock?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. I am afraid that I am a little late, but I am not
+quite<br>
+ my own master, you know. I am sorry that Miss Sutherland has<br>
+ troubled you about this little matter, for I think it is far
+better<br>
+ not to wash linen of the sort in public. It was quite against
+my<br>
+ wishes that she came, but she is a very excitable, impulsive
+girl,<br>
+ as you may have noticed, and she is not easily controlled when
+she<br>
+ has made up her mind on a point. Of course, I did not mind you
+so<br>
+ much, as you are not connected with the official police, but it
+is<br>
+ not pleasant to have a family misfortune like this noised
+abroad.<br>
+ Besides, it is a useless expense, for how could you possibly
+find<br>
+ this Hosmer Angel?"</p>
+
+<p>"On the contrary," said Holmes, quietly, "I have every reason
+to<br>
+ believe that I will succeed in discovering Mr. Hosmer
+Angel."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Windibank gave a violent start, and dropped his gloves. "I
+am<br>
+ delighted to hear it," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"It is a curious thing," remarked Holmes, "that a typewriter
+has<br>
+ really quite as much individuality as a man's handwriting.
+Unless<br>
+ they are quite new no two of them write exactly alike. Some<br>
+ letters get more worn than others, and some wear only on one
+side.<br>
+ Now, you remark in this note of yours, Mr. Windibank, that in
+every<br>
+ case there is some little slurring over the e, and a slight
+defect<br>
+ in the tail of the r. There are fourteen other
+characteristics,<br>
+ but those are the more obvious."</p>
+
+<p>"We do all our correspondence with this machine at the office,
+and<br>
+ no doubt it is a little worn," our visitor answered,
+glancing<br>
+ keenly at Holmes with his bright little eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"And now I will show you what is really a very interesting
+study,<br>
+ Mr. Windibank," Holmes continued. "I think of writing
+another<br>
+ little monograph some of these days on the typewriter and
+its<br>
+ relation to crime. It is a subject to which I have devoted
+some<br>
+ little attention. I have here four letters which purport to
+come<br>
+ from the missing man. They are all typewritten. In each case,
+not<br>
+ only are the e's slurred and the r's tailless, but you will<br>
+ observe, if you care to use my magnifying lens, that the
+fourteen<br>
+ other characteristics to which I have alluded are there as
+well."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Windibank sprung out of his chair, and picked up his hat.
+"I<br>
+ cannot waste time over this sort of fantastic talk, Mr. Holmes,"
+he<br>
+ said. "If you can catch the man, catch him, and let me know
+when<br>
+ you have done it."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly," said Holmes, stepping over and turning the key in
+the<br>
+ door. "I let you know, then, that I have caught him!"</p>
+
+<p>"What! where?" shouted Mr. Windibank, turning white to his
+lips,<br>
+ and glancing about him like a rat in a trap.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, it won't do--really it won't," said Holmes, suavely.
+"There<br>
+ is no possible getting out of it, Mr. Windibank. It is quite
+too<br>
+ transparent, and it was a very bad compliment when you said that
+it<br>
+ was impossible for me to solve so simple a question. That's
+right!<br>
+ Sit down, and let us talk it over."</p>
+
+<p>Our visitor collapsed into a chair, with a ghastly face, and
+a<br>
+ glitter of moisture on his brow. "It--it's not actionable,"
+he<br>
+ stammered.</p>
+
+<p>"I am very much afraid that it is not; but between
+ourselves,<br>
+ Windibank, it was as cruel, and selfish, and heartless a trick
+in a<br>
+ petty way as ever came before me. Now, let me just run over
+the<br>
+ course of events, and you will contradict me if I go wrong."</p>
+
+<p>The man sat huddled up in his chair, with his head sunk upon
+his<br>
+ breast, like one who is utterly crushed. Holmes stuck his feet
+up<br>
+ on the corner of the mantelpiece, and, leaning back with his
+hands<br>
+ in his pockets, began talking, rather to himself, as it
+seemed,<br>
+ than to us.</p>
+
+<p>"The man married a woman very much older than himself for
+her<br>
+ money," said he, "and he enjoyed the use of the money of the<br>
+ daughter as long as she lived with them. It was a
+considerable<br>
+ sum, for people in their position, and the loss of it would
+have<br>
+ made a serious difference. It was worth an effort to preserve
+it.<br>
+ The daughter was of a good, amiable disposition, but
+affectionate<br>
+ and warmhearted in her ways, so that it was evident that with
+her<br>
+ fair personal advantages, and her little income, she would not
+be<br>
+ allowed to remain single long. Now her marriage would mean,
+of<br>
+ course, the loss of a hundred a year, so what does her
+stepfather<br>
+ do to prevent it? He takes the obvious course of keeping her
+at<br>
+ home, and forbidding her to seek the company of people of her
+own<br>
+ age. But soon he found that that would not answer forever.
+She<br>
+ became restive, insisted upon her rights, and finally announced
+her<br>
+ positive intention of going to a certain ball. What does her<br>
+ clever stepfather do then? He conceives an idea more creditable
+to<br>
+ his head than to his heart. With the connivance and assistance
+of<br>
+ his wife, he disguised himself, covered those keen eyes with
+tinted<br>
+ glasses, masked the face with a mustache and a pair of bushy<br>
+ whiskers, sunk that clear voice into an insinuating whisper,
+and<br>
+ doubly secure on account of the girl's short sight, he appears
+as<br>
+ Mr. Hosmer Angel, and keeps off other lovers by making love<br>
+ himself."</p>
+
+<p>"It was only a joke at first," groaned our visitor. "We
+never<br>
+ thought that she would have been so carried away."</p>
+
+<p>"Very likely not. However that may be, the young lady was
+very<br>
+ decidedly carried away, and having quite made up her mind that
+her<br>
+ stepfather was in France, the suspicion of treachery never for
+an<br>
+ instant entered her mind. She was flattered by the
+gentleman's<br>
+ attentions, and the effect was increased by the loudly
+expressed<br>
+ admiration of her mother. Then Mr. Angel began to call, for it
+was<br>
+ obvious that the matter should be pushed as far as if would go,
+if<br>
+ a real effect were to be produced. There were meetings, and
+an<br>
+ engagement, which would finally secure the girl's affections
+from<br>
+ turning toward anyone else. But the deception could not be kept
+up<br>
+ forever. These pretended journeys to France were rather
+cumbrous.<br>
+ The thing to do was clearly to bring the business to an end in
+such<br>
+ a dramatic manner that it would leave a permanent impression
+upon<br>
+ the young lady's mind, and prevent her from looking upon any
+other<br>
+ suitor for some time to come. Hence those vows of fidelity
+exacted<br>
+ upon a Testament, and hence also the allusions to a possibility
+of<br>
+ something happening on the very morning of the wedding.
+James<br>
+ Windibank wished Miss Sutherland to be so bound to Hosmer
+Angel,<br>
+ and so uncertain as to his fate, that for ten years to come, at
+any<br>
+ rate, she would not listen to another man. As far as the
+church<br>
+ door he brought her, and then, as he could go no farther, he<br>
+ conveniently vanished away by the old trick of stepping in at
+one<br>
+ door of a four-wheeler and out at the other. I think that that
+was<br>
+ the chain of events, Mr. Windibank!"</p>
+
+<br>
+Our visitor had recovered something of his assurance while
+Holmes<br>
+had been talking, and he rose from his chair now with a cold
+sneer<br>
+upon his pale face.
+
+<p>"It may be so, or it may not, Mr. Holmes," said he; "but if
+you are<br>
+ so very sharp you ought to be sharp enough to know that it is
+you<br>
+ who are breaking the law now, and not me. I have done
+nothing<br>
+ actionable from the first, but as long as you keep that door
+locked<br>
+ you lay yourself open to an action for assault and illegal<br>
+ constraint."</p>
+
+<p>"The law cannot, as you say, touch you," said Holmes,
+unlocking and<br>
+ throwing open the door, "yet there never was a man who
+deserved<br>
+ punishment more. If the young lady has a brother or a friend,
+he<br>
+ ought to lay a whip across your shoulders. By Jove!" he
+continued,<br>
+ flushing up at the sight of the bitter sneer upon the man's
+face,<br>
+ "it is not part of my duties to my client, but here's a
+hunting<br>
+ crop handy, and I think I shall just treat myself to--" He
+took<br>
+ two swift steps to the whip, but before he could grasp it there
+was<br>
+ a wild clatter of steps upon the stairs, the heavy hall door<br>
+ banged, and from the window we could see Mr. James Windibank<br>
+ running at the top of his speed down the road.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a cold-blooded scoundrel!" said Holmes, laughing as
+he<br>
+ threw himself down into his chair once more. "That fellow
+will<br>
+ rise from crime to crime until he does something very bad and
+ends<br>
+ on a gallows. The case has, in some respects, been not
+entirely<br>
+ devoid of interest."</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot now entirely see all the steps of your reasoning,"
+I<br>
+ remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, of course it was obvious from the first that this Mr.
+Hosmer<br>
+ Angel must have some strong object for his curious conduct, and
+it<br>
+ was equally clear that the only man who really profited by
+the<br>
+ incident, as far as we could see, was the stepfather. Then
+the<br>
+ fact that the two men were never together, but that the one
+always<br>
+ appeared when the other was away, was suggestive. So were
+the<br>
+ tinted spectacles and the curious voice, which both hinted at
+a<br>
+ disguise, as did the bushy whiskers. My suspicions were all<br>
+ confirmed by his peculiar action in typewriting his
+signature,<br>
+ which, of course, inferred that his handwriting was so familiar
+to<br>
+ her that she would recognize even the smallest sample of it.
+You<br>
+ see all these isolated facts, together with many minor ones,
+all<br>
+ pointed in the same direction."</p>
+
+<p>"And how did you verify them?"</p>
+
+<p>"Having once spotted my man, it was easy to get corroboration.
+I<br>
+ knew the firm for which this man worked. Having taken the
+printed<br>
+ description, I eliminated everything from it which could be
+the<br>
+ result of a disguise,--the whiskers, the glasses, the
+voice,--and I<br>
+ sent it to the firm with a request that they would inform me<br>
+ whether it answered to the description of any of their
+travelers.<br>
+ I had already noticed the peculiarities of the typewriter, and
+I<br>
+ wrote to the man himself at his business address, asking him if
+he<br>
+ would come here. As I expected, his reply was typewritten,
+and<br>
+ revealed the same trivial but characteristic defects. The
+same<br>
+ post brought me a letter from Westhouse &amp; Marbank, of
+Fenchurch<br>
+ Street, to say that the description tallied in every respect
+with<br>
+ that of their employee, James Windibank. Voila tout!"</p>
+
+<p>"And Miss Sutherland?"</p>
+
+<p>"If I tell her she will not believe me. You may remember the
+old<br>
+ Persian saying, 'There is danger for him who taketh the tiger
+cub,<br>
+ and danger also for whoso snatcheth a delusion from a
+woman.'<br>
+ There is as much sense in Hafiz as in Horace, and as much
+knowledge<br>
+ of the world."</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>A Scandal in Bohemia</h2>
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ To Sherlock Holmes she is always THE woman. I have seldom
+heard<br>
+ him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses
+and<br>
+ predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt
+any<br>
+ emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that
+one<br>
+ particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but
+admirably<br>
+ balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning
+and<br>
+ observing machine that the world has seen; but as a lover, he
+would<br>
+ have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of
+the<br>
+ softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were
+admirable<br>
+ things for the observer--excellent for drawing the veil from
+men's<br>
+ motives and actions. But for the trained reasoner to admit
+such<br>
+ intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted
+temperament<br>
+ was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a
+doubt<br>
+ upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or
+a<br>
+ crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more<br>
+ disturbing that a strong emotion in a nature such as his. And
+yet<br>
+ there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the late
+Irene<br>
+ Adler, of dubious and questionable memory.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ I had seen little of Holmes lately. My marriage had drifted
+us<br>
+ away from each other. My own complete happiness, and the
+home-<br>
+ centered interests which rise up around the man who first
+finds<br>
+ himself master of his own establishment, were sufficient to
+absorb<br>
+ all my attention; while Holmes, who loathed every form of
+society<br>
+ with his whole Bohemian soul, remained in our lodgings in
+Baker<br>
+ Street, buried among his old books, and alternating from week
+to<br>
+ week between cocaine and ambition, the drowsiness of the drug
+and<br>
+ the fierce energy of his own keen nature. He was still, as
+ever,<br>
+ deeply attracted by the study of crime, and occupied his
+immense<br>
+ faculties and extraordinary powers of observation in following
+out<br>
+ those clews, and clearing up those mysteries, which had been<br>
+ abandoned as hopeless by the official police. From time to time
+I<br>
+ heard some vague account of his doings; of his summons to Odessa
+in<br>
+ the case of the Trepoff murder, of his clearing up of the
+singular<br>
+ tragedy of the Atkinson brothers at Trincomalee, and finally of
+the<br>
+ mission which he had accomplished so delicately and
+successfully<br>
+ for the reigning family of Holland. Beyond these signs of
+his<br>
+ activity, however, which I merely shared with all the readers
+of<br>
+ the daily press, I knew little of my former friend and
+companion.</p>
+
+<p>One night--it was on the 20th of March, 1888--I was returning
+from<br>
+ a journey to a patient (for I had now returned to civil
+practice),<br>
+ when my way led me through Baker Street. As I passed the
+well-<br>
+ remembered door, which must always be associated in my mind with
+my<br>
+ wooing, and with the dark incidents of the Study in Scarlet, I
+was<br>
+ seized with a keen desire to see Holmes again, and to know how
+he<br>
+ was employing his extraordinary powers. His rooms were
+brilliantly<br>
+ lighted, and even as I looked up, I saw his tall, spare figure
+pass<br>
+ twice in a dark silhouette against the blind. He was pacing
+the<br>
+ room swiftly, eagerly, with his head sunk upon his chest, and
+his<br>
+ hands clasped behind him. To me, who knew his every mood and<br>
+ habit, his attitude and manner told their own story. He was
+at<br>
+ work again. He had risen out of his drug-created dreams, and
+was<br>
+ hot upon the scent of some new problem. I rang the bell, and
+was<br>
+ shown up to the chamber which had formerly been in part my
+own.</p>
+
+<p>His manner was not effusive. It seldom was; but he was glad,
+I<br>
+ think, to see me. With hardly a word spoken, but with a
+kindly<br>
+ eye, he waved me to an armchair, threw across his case of
+cigars,<br>
+ and indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner. Then
+he<br>
+ stood before the fire, and looked me over in his singular<br>
+ introspective fashion.</p>
+
+<p>"Wedlock suits you," he remarked. "I think, Watson, that you
+have<br>
+ put on seven and a half pounds since I saw you."</p>
+
+<p>"Seven," I answered.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed, I should have thought a little more. Just a trifle
+more,<br>
+ I fancy, Watson. And in practice again, I observe. You did
+not<br>
+ tell me that you intended to go into harness."</p>
+
+<p>"Then how do you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"I see it, I deduce it. How do I know that you have been
+getting<br>
+ yourself very wet lately, and that you have a most clumsy
+and<br>
+ careless servant girl?"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Holmes," said I, "this is too much. You would
+certainly<br>
+ have been burned had you lived a few centuries ago. It is
+true<br>
+ that I had a country walk on Thursday and came home in a
+dreadful<br>
+ mess; but as I have changed my clothes, I can't imagine how
+you<br>
+ deduce it. As to Mary Jane, she is incorrigible, and my wife
+has<br>
+ given her notice; but there again I fail to see how you work
+it<br>
+ out."</p>
+
+<p>He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long nervous hands
+together.</p>
+
+<p>"It is simplicity itself," said he, "my eyes tell me that on
+the<br>
+ inside of your left shoe, just where the firelight strikes it,
+the<br>
+ leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts. Obviously they
+have<br>
+ been caused by some one who has very carelessly scraped round
+the<br>
+ edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it.
+Hence,<br>
+ you see, my double deduction that you had been out in vile
+weather,<br>
+ and that you had a particularly malignant boot-slicking specimen
+of<br>
+ the London slavey. As to your practice, if a gentleman walks
+into<br>
+ my rooms, smelling of iodoform, with a black mark of nitrate
+of<br>
+ silver upon his right forefinger, and a bulge on the side of
+his<br>
+ top hat to show where he has secreted his stethoscope, I must
+be<br>
+ dull indeed if I do not pronounce him to be an active member of
+the<br>
+ medical profession."</p>
+
+<p>I could not help laughing at the ease with which he explained
+his<br>
+ process of deduction. "When I hear you give your reasons," I<br>
+ remarked, "the thing always appears to me so ridiculously
+simple<br>
+ that I could easily do it myself, though at each successive<br>
+ instance of your reasoning I am baffled, until you explain
+your<br>
+ process. And yet, I believe that my eyes are as good as
+yours."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so," he answered, lighting a cigarette, and throwing
+himself<br>
+ down into an armchair. "You see, but you do not observe. The<br>
+ distinction is clear. For example, you have frequently seen
+the<br>
+ steps which lead up from the hall to this room."</p>
+
+<p>"Frequently."</p>
+
+<p>"How often?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, some hundreds of times."</p>
+
+<p>"Then how many are there?"</p>
+
+<p>"How many? I don't know."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so! You have not observed. And yet you have seen. That
+is<br>
+ just my point. Now, I know there are seventeen steps, because
+I<br>
+ have both seen and observed. By the way, since you are
+interested<br>
+ in these little problems, and since you are good enough to<br>
+ chronicle one or two of my trifling experiences, you may be<br>
+ interested in this." He threw over a sheet of thick
+pink-tinted<br>
+ note paper which had been lying open upon the table. "It came
+by<br>
+ the last post," said he. "Read it aloud."</p>
+
+<p>The note was undated, and without either signature or
+address.</p>
+
+<p>"There will call upon you to-night, at a quarter to eight
+o'clock,"<br>
+ it said, "a gentleman who desires to consult you upon a matter
+of<br>
+ the very deepest moment. Your recent services to one of the
+royal<br>
+ houses of Europe have shown that you are one who may safely
+be<br>
+ trusted with matters which are of an importance which can hardly
+be<br>
+ exaggerated. This account of you we have from all quarters<br>
+ received. Be in your chamber, then, at that hour, and do not
+take<br>
+ it amiss if your visitor wears a mask."</p>
+
+<p>"This is indeed a mystery," I remarked. "What do you imagine
+that<br>
+ it means?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize
+before<br>
+ one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit<br>
+ theories, instead of theories to suit facts. But the note
+itself--<br>
+ what do you deduce from it?"</p>
+
+<p>I carefully examined the writing, and the paper upon which it
+was<br>
+ written.</p>
+
+<p>"The man who wrote it was presumably well to do," I
+remarked,<br>
+ endeavoring to imitate my companion's processes. "Such paper
+could<br>
+ not be bought under half a crown a packet. It is peculiarly
+strong<br>
+ and stiff."</p>
+
+<p>"Peculiar--that is the very word," said Holmes. "It is not
+an<br>
+ English paper at all. Hold it up to the light."</p>
+
+<p>I did so, and saw a large E with a small g, a P and a large G
+with<br>
+ a small t woven into the texture of the paper.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you make of that?" asked Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"The name of the maker, no doubt; or his monogram,
+rather."</p>
+
+<p>"Not all. The G with the small t stands for 'Gesellschaft,'
+which<br>
+ is the German for 'Company.' It is a customary contraction
+like<br>
+ our 'Co.' P, of course, stands for 'Papier.' Now for the Eg.
+Let<br>
+ us glance at our 'Continental Gazetteer." He took down a
+heavy<br>
+ brown volume from his shelves. "Eglow, Eglonitz--here we
+are,<br>
+ Egria. It is in a German-speaking country--in Bohemia, not
+far<br>
+ from Carlsbad. 'Remarkable as being the scene of the death
+of<br>
+ Wallenstein, and for its numerous glass factories and paper
+mills.'<br>
+ Ha! ha! my boy, what do you make of that?" His eyes sparkled,
+and<br>
+ he sent up a great blue triumphant cloud from his cigarette.</p>
+
+<p>"The paper was made in Bohemia," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"Precisely. And the man who wrote the note is a German. Do
+you<br>
+ note the peculiar construction of the sentence--'This account
+of<br>
+ you we have from all quarters received'? A Frenchman or
+Russian<br>
+ could not have written that. It is the German who is so<br>
+ uncourteous to his verbs. It only remains, therefore, to
+discover<br>
+ what is wanted by this German who writes upon Bohemian paper,
+and<br>
+ prefers wearing a mask to showing his face. And here he comes,
+if<br>
+ I am not mistaken, to resolve all our doubts."</p>
+
+<p>As he spoke there was the sharp sound of horses' hoofs and
+grating<br>
+ wheels against the curb, followed by a sharp pull at the
+bell.<br>
+ Holmes whistled.</p>
+
+<p>"A pair, by the sound," said he. "Yes," he continued, glancing
+out<br>
+ of the window. "A nice little brougham and a pair of beauties.
+A<br>
+ hundred and fifty guineas apiece. There's money in this
+case,<br>
+ Watson, if there is nothing else."</p>
+
+<p>"I think I had better go, Holmes."</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit, doctor. Stay where you are. I am lost without
+my<br>
+ Boswell. And this promises to be interesting. It would be a
+pity<br>
+ to miss it."</p>
+
+<p>"But your client--"</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind him. I may want your help, and so may he. Here
+he<br>
+ comes. Sit down in that armchair, doctor, and give us your
+best<br>
+ attention."</p>
+
+<p>A slow and heavy step, which had been heard upon the stairs
+and in<br>
+ the passage, paused immediately outside the door. Then there was
+a<br>
+ loud and authoritative tap.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in!" said Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>A man entered who could hardly have been less than six feet
+six<br>
+ inches in height, with the chest and limbs of a Hercules.
+His<br>
+ dress was rich with a richness which would, in England, be
+looked<br>
+ upon as akin to bad taste. Heavy bands of astrakhan were
+slashed<br>
+ across the sleeves and front of his double-breasted coat, while
+the<br>
+ deep blue cloak which was thrown over his shoulders was lined
+with<br>
+ flame-colored silk, and secured at the neck with a brooch
+which<br>
+ consisted of a single flaming beryl. Boots which extended
+halfway<br>
+ up his calves, and which were trimmed at the tops with rich
+brown<br>
+ fur, completed the impression of barbaric opulence which was<br>
+ suggested by his whole appearance. He carried a broad-brimmed
+hat<br>
+ in his hand, while he wore across the upper part of his
+face,<br>
+ extending down past the cheek-bones, a black visard mask, which
+he<br>
+ had apparently adjusted that very moment, for his hand was
+still<br>
+ raised to it as he entered. From the lower part of the face
+he<br>
+ appeared to be a man of strong character, with a thick,
+hanging<br>
+ lip, and a long, straight chin, suggestive of resolution pushed
+to<br>
+ the length of obstinacy.</p>
+
+<p>"You had my note?" he asked, with a deep, harsh voice and
+a<br>
+ strongly marked German accent. "I told you that I would call."
+He<br>
+ looked from one to the other of us, as if uncertain which to<br>
+ address.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Pray take a seat," said Holmes. "This is my friend and
+colleague,<br>
+ Doctor Watson, who is occasionally good enough to help me in
+my<br>
+ cases. Whom have I the honor to address?"</p>
+
+<p>"You may address me as the Count von Kramm, a Bohemian
+nobleman. I<br>
+ understand that this gentleman, your friend, is a man of honor
+and<br>
+ discretion, whom I may trust with a matter of the most
+extreme<br>
+ importance. If not, I should much prefer to communicate with
+you<br>
+ alone."</p>
+
+<p>I rose to go, but Holmes caught me by the wrist and pushed me
+back<br>
+ into my chair. "It is both, or none," said he. "You may say<br>
+ before this gentleman anything which you may say to me."</p>
+
+<p>The count shrugged his broad shoulders. "Then I must begin,"
+said<br>
+ he, "by binding you both to absolute secrecy for two years; at
+the<br>
+ end of that time the matter will be of no importance. At
+present<br>
+ it is not too much to say that it is of such weight that it
+may<br>
+ have an influence upon European history."</p>
+
+<p>"I promise," said Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"And I."</p>
+
+<p>"You will excuse this mask," continued our strange visitor.
+"The<br>
+ august person who employs me wishes his agent to be unknown to
+you,<br>
+ and I may confess at once that the title by which I have
+just<br>
+ called myself is not exactly my own."</p>
+
+<p>"I was aware of it," said Holmes, dryly.</p>
+
+<p>"The circumstances are of great delicacy, and every precaution
+has<br>
+ to be taken to quench what might grow to be an immense scandal,
+and<br>
+ seriously compromise one of the reigning families of Europe.
+To<br>
+ speak plainly, the matter implicates the great House of
+Ormstein,<br>
+ hereditary kings of Bohemia."</p>
+
+<p>"I was also aware of that," murmured Holmes, settling himself
+down<br>
+ in his armchair, and closing his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Our visitor glanced with some apparent surprise at the
+languid,<br>
+ lounging figure of the man who had been, no doubt, depicted to
+him<br>
+ as the most incisive reasoner and most energetic agent in
+Europe.<br>
+ Holmes slowly reopened his eyes and looked impatiently at
+his<br>
+ gigantic client.</p>
+
+<p>"If your majesty would condescend to state your case," he
+remarked,<br>
+ "I should be better able to advise you."</p>
+
+<p>The man sprung from his chair, and paced up and down the room
+in<br>
+ uncontrollable agitation. Then, with a gesture of desperation,
+he<br>
+ tore the mask from his face and hurled it upon the ground.</p>
+
+<p>"You are right," he cried, "I am the king. Why should I
+attempt to<br>
+ conceal it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, indeed?" murmured Holmes. "Your majesty had not
+spoken<br>
+ before I was aware that I was addressing Wilhelm Gottsreich<br>
+ Sigismond von Ormstein, Grand Duke of Cassel-Felstein, and<br>
+ hereditary King of Bohemia."</p>
+
+<p>"But you can understand," said our strange visitor, sitting
+down<br>
+ once more and passing his hand over his high, white forehead,
+"you<br>
+ can understand that I am not accustomed to doing such business
+in<br>
+ my own person. Yet the matter was so delicate that I could
+not<br>
+ confide it to an agent without putting myself in his power. I
+have<br>
+ come incognito from Prague for the purpose of consulting
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, pray consult," said Holmes, shutting his eyes once
+more.</p>
+
+<p>"The facts are briefly these: Some five years ago, during a
+lengthy<br>
+ visit to Warsaw, I made the acquaintance of the well-known<br>
+ adventuress Irene Adler. The name is no doubt familiar to
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"Kindly look her up in my index, doctor," murmured Holmes,
+without<br>
+ opening his eyes. For many years he had adopted a system for<br>
+ docketing all paragraphs concerning men and things, so that it
+was<br>
+ difficult to name a subject or a person on which he could not
+at<br>
+ once furnish information. In this case I found her biography<br>
+ sandwiched in between that of a Hebrew rabbi and that of a
+staff<br>
+ commander who had written a monograph upon the deep-sea
+fishes.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me see!" said Holmes. "Hum! Born in New Jersey in the
+year<br>
+ 1858. Contralto--hum! La Scala--hum! Prima donna Imperial
+Opera<br>
+ of Warsaw--yes! Retired from operatic stage--ha! Living in<br>
+ London--quite so! Your majesty, as I understand, became
+entangled<br>
+ with this young person, wrote her some compromising letters, and
+is<br>
+ now desirous of getting those letters back."</p>
+
+<p>"Precisely so. But how--"</p>
+
+<p>"Was there a secret marriage?"</p>
+
+<p>"None."</p>
+
+<p>"No legal papers or certificates?"</p>
+
+<p>"None."</p>
+
+<p>"Then I fail to follow your majesty. If this young person
+should<br>
+ produce her letters for blackmailing or other purposes, how is
+she<br>
+ to prove their authenticity?"</p>
+
+<p>"There is the writing."</p>
+
+<p>"Pooh-pooh! Forgery."</p>
+
+<p>"My private note paper."</p>
+
+<p>"Stolen."</p>
+
+<p>"My own seal."</p>
+
+<p>"Imitated."</p>
+
+<p>"My photograph."</p>
+
+<p>"Bought."</p>
+
+<p>"We were both in the photograph."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, dear! That is very bad. Your majesty has indeed committed
+an<br>
+ indiscretion."</p>
+
+<p>"I was mad--insane."</p>
+
+<p>"You have compromised yourself seriously."</p>
+
+<p>"I was only crown prince then. I was young. I am but thirty
+now."</p>
+
+<p>"It must be recovered."</p>
+
+<p>"We have tried and failed."</p>
+
+<p>"Your majesty must pay. It must be bought."</p>
+
+<p>"She will not sell."</p>
+
+<p>"Stolen, then."</p>
+
+<p>"Five attempts have been made. Twice burglars in my pay
+ransacked<br>
+ her house. Once we diverted her luggage when she traveled.
+Twice<br>
+ she has been waylaid. There has been no result."</p>
+
+<p>"No sign of it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Absolutely none."</p>
+
+<p>Holmes laughed. "It is quite a pretty little problem," said
+he.</p>
+
+<p>"But a very serious one to me," returned the king,
+reproachfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Very, indeed. And what does she propose to do with the<br>
+ photograph?"</p>
+
+<p>"To ruin me."</p>
+
+<p>"But how?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am about to be married."</p>
+
+<p>"So I have heard."</p>
+
+<p>"To Clotilde Lothman von Saxe-Meiningen, second daughter of
+the<br>
+ King of Scandinavia. You may know the strict principles of
+her<br>
+ family. She is herself the very soul of delicacy. A shadow of
+a<br>
+ doubt as to my conduct would bring the matter to an end."</p>
+
+<p>"And Irene Adler?"</p>
+
+<p>"Threatens to send them the photograph. And she will do it.
+I<br>
+ know that she will do it. You do not know her, but she has a
+soul<br>
+ of steel. She has the face of the most beautiful of women and
+the<br>
+ mind of the most resolute of men. Rather than I should marry<br>
+ another woman, there are no lengths to which she would not
+go--<br>
+ none."</p>
+
+<p>"You are sure she has not sent it yet?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am sure."</p>
+
+<p>"And why?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because she has said that she would send it on the day when
+the<br>
+ betrothal was publicly proclaimed. That will be next
+Monday."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, then we have three days yet," said Holmes, with a yawn.
+"That<br>
+ is very fortunate, as I have one or two matters of importance
+to<br>
+ look into just at present. Your majesty will, of course, stay
+in<br>
+ London for the present?"</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly. You will find me at the Langham, under the name of
+the<br>
+ Count von Kramm."</p>
+
+<p>"Then I shall drop you a line to let you know how we
+progress."</p>
+
+<p>"Pray do so; I shall be all anxiety."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, as to money?"</p>
+
+<p>"You have carte blanche."</p>
+
+<p>"Absolutely?"</p>
+
+<p>"I tell you that I would give one of the provinces of my
+kingdom to<br>
+ have that photograph."</p>
+
+<p>"And for present expenses?"</p>
+
+<p>The king took a heavy chamois-leather bag from under his
+cloak, and<br>
+ laid it on the table.</p>
+
+<p>"There are three hundred pounds in gold, and seven hundred
+in<br>
+ notes," he said.</p>
+
+<p>Holmes scribbled a receipt upon a sheet of his notebook, and
+handed<br>
+ it to him.</p>
+
+<p>"And mademoiselle's address?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Is Briony Lodge, Serpentine Avenue, St. John's Wood."</p>
+
+<p>Holmes took a note of it. "One other question," said he,<br>
+ thoughtfully. "Was the photograph a cabinet?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, good-night, your majesty, and I trust that we shall
+soon<br>
+ have some good news for you. And good-night, Watson," he added,
+as<br>
+ the wheels of the royal brougham rolled down the street. "If
+you<br>
+ will be good enough to call to-morrow afternoon, at three
+o'clock,<br>
+ I should like to chat this little matter over with you."</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ II</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ At three o'clock precisely I was at Baker Street, but Holmes
+had<br>
+ not yet returned. The landlady informed me that he had left
+the<br>
+ house shortly after eight o'clock in the morning. I sat down<br>
+ beside the fire, however, with the intention of awaiting
+him,<br>
+ however long he might be. I was already deeply interested in
+his<br>
+ inquiry, for, though it was surrounded by none of the grim
+and<br>
+ strange features which were associated with the two crimes which
+I<br>
+ have already recorded, still, the nature of the case and the<br>
+ exalted station of his client gave it a character of its
+own.<br>
+ Indeed, apart from the nature of the investigation which my
+friend<br>
+ had on hand, there was something in his masterly grasp of a<br>
+ situation, and his keen, incisive reasoning, which made it a<br>
+ pleasure to me to study his system of work, and to follow
+the<br>
+ quick, subtle methods by which he disentangled the most<br>
+ inextricable mysteries. So accustomed was I to his
+invariable<br>
+ success that the very possibility of his failing had ceased
+to<br>
+ enter into my head.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ It was close upon four before the door opened, and a
+drunken-<br>
+ looking groom, ill-kempt and side-whiskered, with an inflamed
+face<br>
+ and disreputable clothes, walked into the room. Accustomed as
+I<br>
+ was to my friend's amazing powers in the use of disguises, I had
+to<br>
+ look three times before I was certain that it was indeed he.
+With<br>
+ a nod he vanished into the bedroom, whence he emerged in
+five<br>
+ minutes tweed-suited and respectable, as of old. Putting his
+hands<br>
+ into his pockets, he stretched out his legs in front of the
+fire,<br>
+ and laughed heartily for some minutes.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, really!" he cried, and then he choked, and laughed
+again<br>
+ until he was obliged to lie back, limp and helpless, in the
+chair.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's quite too funny. I am sure you could never guess how
+I<br>
+ employed my morning, or what I ended by doing."</p>
+
+<p>"I can't imagine. I suppose that you have been watching
+the<br>
+ habits, and, perhaps, the house, of Miss Irene Adler."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so, but the sequel was rather unusual. I will tell
+you,<br>
+ however. I left the house a little after eight o'clock this<br>
+ morning in the character of a groom out of work. There is a<br>
+ wonderful sympathy and freemasonry among horsey men. Be one
+of<br>
+ them, and you will know all that there is to know. I soon
+found<br>
+ Briony Lodge. It is a bijou villa, with a garden at the back,
+but<br>
+ built out in the front right up to the road, two stories.
+Chubb<br>
+ lock to the door. Large sitting room on the right side, well<br>
+ furnished, with long windows almost to the floor, and those<br>
+ preposterous English window fasteners which a child could
+open.<br>
+ Behind there was nothing remarkable, save that the passage
+window<br>
+ could be reached from the top of the coach-house. I walked
+round<br>
+ it and examined it closely from every point of view, but
+without<br>
+ noting anything else of interest.</p>
+
+<p>"I then lounged down the street, and found, as I expected,
+that<br>
+ there was a mews in a lane which runs down by one wall of
+the<br>
+ garden. I lent the hostlers a hand in rubbing down their
+horses,<br>
+ and I received in exchange two-pence, a glass of half and half,
+two<br>
+ fills of shag tobacco, and as much information as I could
+desire<br>
+ about Miss Adler, to say nothing of half a dozen other people
+in<br>
+ the neighborhood, in whom I was not in the least interested,
+but<br>
+ whose biographies I was compelled to listen to."</p>
+
+<p>"And what of Irene Adler?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, she has turned all the men's heads down in that part. She
+is<br>
+ the daintiest thing under a bonnet on this planet. So say
+the<br>
+ Serpentine Mews, to a man. She lives quietly, sings at
+concerts,<br>
+ drives out at five every day, and returns at seven sharp for<br>
+ dinner. Seldom goes out at other times, except when she
+sings.<br>
+ Has only one male visitor, but a good deal of him. He is
+dark,<br>
+ handsome, and dashing; never calls less than once a day, and
+often<br>
+ twice. He is a Mr. Godfrey Norton of the Inner Temple. See
+the<br>
+ advantages of a cabman as a confidant. They had driven him home
+a<br>
+ dozen times from Serpentine Mews, and knew all about him. When
+I<br>
+ had listened to all that they had to tell, I began to walk up
+and<br>
+ down near Briony Lodge once more, and to think over my plan
+of<br>
+ campaign.</p>
+
+<p>"This Godfrey Norton was evidently an important factor in
+the<br>
+ matter. He was a lawyer. That sounded ominous. What was the<br>
+ relation between them, and what the object of his repeated
+visits?<br>
+ Was she his client, his friend, or his mistress? If the
+former,<br>
+ she had probably transferred the photograph to his keeping. If
+the<br>
+ latter, it was less likely. On the issue of this question
+depended<br>
+ whether I should continue my work at Briony Lodge, or turn
+my<br>
+ attention to the gentleman's chambers in the Temple. It was
+a<br>
+ delicate point, and it widened the field of my inquiry. I
+fear<br>
+ that I bore you with these details, but I have to let you see
+my<br>
+ little difficulties, if you are to understand the
+situation."</p>
+
+<p>"I am following you closely," I answered.</p>
+
+<p>"I was still balancing the matter in my mind, when a hansom
+cab<br>
+ drove up to Briony Lodge, and a gentleman sprung out. He was
+a<br>
+ remarkably handsome man, dark, aquiline, and
+mustached--evidently<br>
+ the man of whom I had heard. He appeared to be in a great
+hurry,<br>
+ shouted to the cabman to wait, and brushed past the maid who
+opened<br>
+ the door, with the air of a man who was thoroughly at home.</p>
+
+<p>"He was in the house about half an hour, and I could catch
+glimpses<br>
+ of him in the windows of the sitting room, pacing up and
+down,<br>
+ talking excitedly and waving his arms. Of her I could see
+nothing.<br>
+ Presently he emerged, looking even more flurried than before.
+As<br>
+ he stepped up to the cab, he pulled a gold watch from his
+pocket<br>
+ and looked at it earnestly. 'Drive like the devil!' he
+shouted,<br>
+ 'first to Gross &amp; Hankey's in Regent Street, and then to the
+Church<br>
+ of St. Monica in the Edgeware Road. Half a guinea if you do it
+in<br>
+ twenty minutes!'</p>
+
+<p>"Away they went, and I was just wondering whether I should not
+do<br>
+ well to follow them, when up the lane came a neat little
+landau,<br>
+ the coachman with his coat only half buttoned, and his tie
+under<br>
+ his ear, while all the tags of his harness were sticking out of
+the<br>
+ buckles. It hadn't pulled up before she shot out of the hall
+door<br>
+ and into it. I only caught a glimpse of her at the moment, but
+she<br>
+ was a lovely woman, with a face that a man might die for.</p>
+
+<p>"'The Church of St. Monica, John,' she cried; 'and half a
+sovereign<br>
+ if you reach it in twenty minutes.'</p>
+
+<p>"This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I was just
+balancing<br>
+ whether I should run for it, or whether I should perch behind
+her<br>
+ landau, when a cab came through the street. The driver
+looked<br>
+ twice at such a shabby fare; but I jumped in before he could<br>
+ object. 'The Church of St. Monica,' said I, 'and half a
+sovereign<br>
+ if you reach it in twenty minutes.' It was twenty-five minutes
+to<br>
+ twelve, and of course it was clear enough what was in the
+wind.</p>
+
+<p>"My cabby drove fast. I don't think I ever drove faster, but
+the<br>
+ others were there before us. The cab and landau with their<br>
+ steaming horses were in front of the door when I arrived. I
+paid<br>
+ the man, and hurried into the church. There was not a soul
+there<br>
+ save the two whom I had followed, and a surpliced clergyman,
+who<br>
+ seemed to be expostulating with them. They were all three
+standing<br>
+ in a knot in front of the altar. I lounged up the side aisle
+like<br>
+ any other idler who has dropped into a church. Suddenly, to
+my<br>
+ surprise, the three at the altar faced round to me, and
+Godfrey<br>
+ Norton came running as hard as he could toward me.</p>
+
+<p>"'Thank God!' he cried. 'You'll do. Come! Come!'</p>
+
+<p>"'What then?' I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"'Come, man, come; only three minutes, or it won't be
+legal.'</p>
+
+<p>"I was half dragged up to the altar, and, before I knew where
+I<br>
+ was, I found myself mumbling responses which were whispered in
+my<br>
+ ear, and vouching for things of which I knew nothing, and
+generally<br>
+ assisting in the secure tying up of Irene Adler, spinster,
+to<br>
+ Godfrey Norton, bachelor. It was all done in an instant, and
+there<br>
+ was the gentleman thanking me on the one side and the lady on
+the<br>
+ other, while the clergyman beamed on me in front. It was the
+most<br>
+ preposterous position in which I ever found myself in my life,
+and<br>
+ it was the thought of it that started me laughing just now.
+It<br>
+ seems that there had been some informality about their
+license;<br>
+ that the clergyman absolutely refused to marry them without
+a<br>
+ witness of some sort, and that my lucky appearance saved the<br>
+ bridegroom from having to sally out into the streets in search
+of a<br>
+ best man. The bride gave me a sovereign, and I mean to wear it
+on<br>
+ my watch chain in memory of the occasion."</p>
+
+<p>"This is a very unexpected turn of affairs," said I; "and
+what<br>
+ then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I found my plans very seriously menaced. It looked as
+if<br>
+ the pair might take an immediate departure, and so necessitate
+very<br>
+ prompt and energetic measures on my part. At the church
+door,<br>
+ however, they separated, he driving back to the Temple, and she
+to<br>
+ her own house. 'I shall drive out in the park at five as
+usual,'<br>
+ she said, as she left him. I heard no more. They drove away
+in<br>
+ different directions, and I went off to make my own
+arrangements."</p>
+
+<p>"Which are?"</p>
+
+<p>"Some cold beef and a glass of beer," he answered, ringing
+the<br>
+ bell. "I have been too busy to think of food, and I am likely
+to<br>
+ be busier still this evening. By the way, doctor, I shall
+want<br>
+ your cooperation."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be delighted."</p>
+
+<p>"You don't mind breaking the law?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not in the least."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor running a chance of arrest?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not in a good cause."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, the cause is excellent!"</p>
+
+<p>"Then I am your man."</p>
+
+<p>"I was sure that I might rely on you."</p>
+
+<p>"But what is it you wish?"</p>
+
+<p>"When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I will make it clear
+to<br>
+ you. Now," he said, as he turned hungrily on the simple fare
+that<br>
+ our landlady had provided, "I must discuss it while I eat, for
+I<br>
+ have not much time. It is nearly five now. In two hours we
+must<br>
+ be on the scene of action. Miss Irene, or Madame, rather,
+returns<br>
+ from her drive at seven. We must be at Briony Lodge to meet
+her."</p>
+
+<p>"And what then?"</p>
+
+<p>"You must leave that to me. I have already arranged what is
+to<br>
+ occur. There is only one point on which I must insist. You
+must<br>
+ not interfere, come what may. You understand?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am to be neutral?"</p>
+
+<p>"To do nothing whatever. There will probably be some small<br>
+ unpleasantness. Do not join in it. It will end in my being<br>
+ conveyed into the house. Four or five minutes afterwards the<br>
+ sitting-room window will open. You are to station yourself
+close<br>
+ to that open window."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"You are to watch me, for I will be visible to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"And when I raise my hand--so--you will throw into the room
+what I<br>
+ give you to throw, and will, at the same time, raise the cry
+of<br>
+ fire. You quite follow me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Entirely."</p>
+
+<p>"It is nothing very formidable," he said, taking a long,
+cigar-<br>
+ shaped roll from his pocket. "It is an ordinary plumber's
+smoke-<br>
+ rocket, fitted with a cap at either end, to make it
+self-lighting.<br>
+ Your task is confined to that. When you raise your cry of fire,
+it<br>
+ will be taken up by quite a number of people. You may then walk
+to<br>
+ the end of the street, and I will rejoin you in ten minutes.
+I<br>
+ hope that I have made myself clear?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am to remain neutral, to get near the window, to watch you,
+and,<br>
+ at the signal, to throw in this object, then to raise the cry
+of<br>
+ fire and to wait you at the corner of the street."</p>
+
+<p>"Precisely."</p>
+
+<p>"Then you may entirely rely on me."</p>
+
+<p>"That is excellent. I think, perhaps, it is almost time that
+I<br>
+ prepared for the new role I have to play."</p>
+
+<p>He disappeared into his bedroom, and returned in a few minutes
+in<br>
+ the character of an amiable and simple-minded Nonconformist<br>
+ clergyman. His broad, black hat, his baggy trousers, his
+white<br>
+ tie, his sympathetic smile, and general look of peering and<br>
+ benevolent curiosity were such as Mr. John Hare alone could
+have<br>
+ equaled. It was not merely that Holmes changed his costume.
+His<br>
+ expression, his manner, his very soul seemed to vary with
+every<br>
+ fresh part that he assumed. The stage lost a fine actor, even
+as<br>
+ science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist
+in<br>
+ crime.</p>
+
+<p>It was a quarter past six when we left Baker Street, and it
+still<br>
+ wanted ten minutes to the hour when we found ourselves in<br>
+ Serpentine Avenue. It was already dusk, and the lamps were
+just<br>
+ being lighted as we paced up and down in front of Briony
+Lodge,<br>
+ waiting for the coming of its occupant. The house was just such
+as<br>
+ I had pictured it from Sherlock Holmes's succinct description,
+but<br>
+ the locality appeared to be less private than I expected. On
+the<br>
+ contrary, for a small street in a quiet neighborhood, it was<br>
+ remarkably animated. There was a group of shabbily dressed
+men<br>
+ smoking and laughing in a corner, a scissors grinder with
+his<br>
+ wheel, two guardsmen who were flirting with a nurse girl,
+and<br>
+ several well-dressed young men who were lounging up and down
+with<br>
+ cigars in their mouths.</p>
+
+<p>"You see," remarked Holmes, as we paced to and fro in front of
+the<br>
+ house, "this marriage rather simplifies matters. The
+photograph<br>
+ becomes a double-edged weapon now. The chances are that she
+would<br>
+ be as averse to its being seen by Mr. Godfrey Norton as our
+client<br>
+ is to its coming to the eyes of his princess. Now the question
+is--<br>
+ where are we to find the photograph?"</p>
+
+<p>"Where, indeed?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is most unlikely that she carries it about with her. It
+is<br>
+ cabinet size. Too large for easy concealment about a woman's<br>
+ dress. She knows that the king is capable of having her
+waylaid<br>
+ and searched. Two attempts of the sort have already been made.
+We<br>
+ may take it, then, that she does not carry it about with
+her."</p>
+
+<p>"Where, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Her banker or her lawyer. There is that double possibility.
+But<br>
+ I am inclined to think neither. Women are naturally secretive,
+and<br>
+ they like to do their own secreting. Why should she hand it
+over<br>
+ to anyone else? She could trust her own guardianship, but
+she<br>
+ could not tell what indirect or political influence might be<br>
+ brought to bear upon a business man. Besides, remember that
+she<br>
+ had resolved to use it within a few days. It must be where she
+can<br>
+ lay her hands upon it. It must be in her own house."</p>
+
+<p>"But it has twice been burglarized."</p>
+
+<p>"Pshaw! They did not know how to look."</p>
+
+<p>"But how will you look?"</p>
+
+<p>"I will not look."</p>
+
+<p>"What then?"</p>
+
+<p>"I will get her to show me."</p>
+
+<p>"But she will refuse."</p>
+
+<p>"She will not be able to. But I hear the rumble of wheels. It
+is<br>
+ her carriage. Now carry out my orders to the letter."</p>
+
+<p>As he spoke, the gleam of the sidelights of a carriage came
+round<br>
+ the curve of the avenue. It was a smart little landau which<br>
+ rattled up to the door of Briony Lodge. As it pulled up one of
+the<br>
+ loafing men at the corner dashed forward to open the door in
+the<br>
+ hope of earning a copper, but was elbowed away by another
+loafer<br>
+ who had rushed up with the same intention. A fierce quarrel
+broke<br>
+ out which was increased by the two guardsmen, who took sides
+with<br>
+ one of the loungers, and by the scissors grinder, who was
+equally<br>
+ hot upon the other side. A blow was struck, and in an instant
+the<br>
+ lady, who had stepped from her carriage, was the center of a
+little<br>
+ knot of struggling men who struck savagely at each other with
+their<br>
+ fists and sticks. Holmes dashed into the crowd to protect
+the<br>
+ lady; but, just as he reached her, he gave a cry and dropped to
+the<br>
+ ground, with the blood running freely down his face. At his
+fall<br>
+ the guardsmen took to their heels in one direction and the
+loungers<br>
+ in the other, while a number of better-dressed people who
+had<br>
+ watched the scuffle without taking part in it crowded in to
+help<br>
+ the lady and to attend to the injured man. Irene Adler, as I
+will<br>
+ still call her, had hurried up the steps; but she stood at the
+top,<br>
+ with her superb figure outlined against the lights of the
+ball,<br>
+ looking back into the street.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Is the poor gentleman much hurt?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"He is dead," cried several voices.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, there's life in him," shouted another. "But he'll be
+gone<br>
+ before you can get him to the hospital."</p>
+
+<p>"He's a brave fellow," said a woman. "They would have had
+the<br>
+ lady's purse and watch if it hadn't been for him. They were
+a<br>
+ gang, and a rough one, too. Ah! he's breathing now."</p>
+
+<p>"He can't lie in the street. May we bring him in, marm?"</p>
+
+<p>"Surely. Bring him into the sitting room. There is a
+comfortable<br>
+ sofa. This way, please." Slowly and solemnly he was borne
+into<br>
+ Briony Lodge, and laid out in the principal room, while I
+still<br>
+ observed the proceedings from my post by the window. The lamps
+had<br>
+ been lighted, but the blinds had not been drawn, so that I
+could<br>
+ see Holmes as he lay upon the couch. I do not know whether he
+was<br>
+ seized with compunction at that moment for the part he was
+playing,<br>
+ but I know that I never felt more heartily ashamed of myself in
+my<br>
+ life than when I saw the beautiful creature against whom I
+was<br>
+ conspiring, or the grace and kindliness with which she waited
+upon<br>
+ the injured man. And yet it would be the blackest treachery
+to<br>
+ Holmes to draw back now from the part which he had intrusted to
+me.<br>
+ I hardened my heart, and took the smoke-rocket from under my<br>
+ ulster. After all, I thought, we are not injuring her. We are
+but<br>
+ preventing her from injuring another.</p>
+
+<p>Holmes had sat upon the couch, and I saw him motion like a man
+who<br>
+ is in need of air. A maid rushed across and threw open the
+window.<br>
+ At the same instant I saw him raise his hand, and at the signal
+I<br>
+ tossed my rocket into the room with a cry of "Fire!" The word
+was<br>
+ no sooner out of my mouth than the whole crowd of spectators,
+well<br>
+ dressed and ill--gentlemen, hostlers, and servant maids--joined
+in<br>
+ a general shriek of "Fire!" Thick clouds of smoke curled
+through<br>
+ the room, and out at the open window. I caught a glimpse of<br>
+ rushing figures, and a moment later the voice of Holmes from
+within<br>
+ assuring them that it was a false alarm. Slipping through
+the<br>
+ shouting crowd, I made my way to the corner of the street, and
+in<br>
+ ten minutes was rejoiced to find my friend's arm in mine, and
+to<br>
+ get away from the scene of uproar. He walked swiftly and in<br>
+ silence for some few minutes, until we had turned down one of
+the<br>
+ quiet streets which led toward the Edgeware Road.</p>
+
+<p>"You did it very nicely, doctor," he remarked. "Nothing could
+have<br>
+ been better. It is all right."</p>
+
+<p>"You have the photograph?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know where it is."</p>
+
+<p>"And how did you find out?"</p>
+
+<p>"She showed me, as I told you that she would."</p>
+
+<p>"I am still in the dark."</p>
+
+<p>"I do not wish to make a mystery," said he, laughing. "The
+matter<br>
+ was perfectly simple. You, of course, saw that everyone in
+the<br>
+ street was an accomplice. They were all engaged for the
+evening."</p>
+
+<p>"I guessed as much."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, when the row broke out, I had a little moist red paint
+in<br>
+ the palm of my hand. I rushed forward, fell down, clapped my
+hand<br>
+ to my face, and became a piteous spectacle. It is an old
+trick."</p>
+
+<p>"That also I could fathom."</p>
+
+<p>"Then they carried me in. She was bound to have me in. What
+else<br>
+ could she do? And into her sitting room, which was the very
+room<br>
+ which I suspected. It lay between that and her bedroom, and I
+was<br>
+ determined to see which. They laid me on a couch, I motioned
+for<br>
+ air, they were compelled to open the window, and you had
+your<br>
+ chance."</p>
+
+<p>"How did that help you?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was all-important. When a woman thinks that her house is
+on<br>
+ fire, her instinct is at once to rush to the thing which she
+values<br>
+ most. It is a perfectly overpowering impulse, and I have more
+than<br>
+ once taken advantage of it. In the case of the Darlington<br>
+ Substitution Scandal it was of use to me, and also in the
+Arnsworth<br>
+ Castle business. A married woman grabs at her baby--an
+unmarried<br>
+ one reaches for her jewel box. Now it was clear to me that
+our<br>
+ lady of to-day had nothing in the house more precious to her
+than<br>
+ what we are in quest of. She would rush to secure it. The
+alarm<br>
+ of fire was admirably done. The smoke and shouting were enough
+to<br>
+ shake nerves of steel. She responded beautifully. The
+photograph<br>
+ is in a recess behind a sliding panel just above the right
+bell-<br>
+ pull. She was there in an instant, and I caught a glimpse of it
+as<br>
+ she drew it out. When I cried out that it was a false alarm,
+she<br>
+ replaced it, glanced at the rocket, rushed from the room, and
+I<br>
+ have not seen her since. I rose, and, making my excuses,
+escaped<br>
+ from the house. I hesitated whether to attempt to secure the<br>
+ photograph at once; but the coachman had come in, and as he
+was<br>
+ watching me narrowly, it seemed safer to wait. A little
+over-<br>
+ precipitance may ruin all."</p>
+
+<p>"And now?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Our quest is practically finished. I shall call with the king
+to-<br>
+ morrow, and with you, if you care to come with us. We will
+be<br>
+ shown into the sitting room to wait for the lady, but it is<br>
+ probable that when she comes she may find neither us nor the<br>
+ photograph. It might be a satisfaction to his majesty to regain
+it<br>
+ with his own hands."</p>
+
+<p>"And when will you call?"</p>
+
+<p>"At eight in the morning. She will not be up, so that we
+shall<br>
+ have a clear field. Besides, we must be prompt, for this
+marriage<br>
+ may mean a complete change in her life and habits. I must wire
+to<br>
+ the king without delay."</p>
+
+<p>We had reached Baker Street, and had stopped at the door. He
+was<br>
+ searching his pockets for the key, when some one passing
+said:</p>
+
+<p>"Good night, Mister Sherlock Holmes."</p>
+
+<p>There were several people on the pavement at the time, but
+the<br>
+ greeting appeared to come from a slim youth in an ulster who
+had<br>
+ hurried by.</p>
+
+<p>"I've heard that voice before," said Holmes, staring down the
+dimly<br>
+ lighted street. "Now, I wonder who the deuce that could have<br>
+ been?"</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ III</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ I slept at Baker Street that night, and we were engaged upon
+our<br>
+ toast and coffee in the morning, when the King of Bohemia
+rushed<br>
+ into the room.</p>
+
+<p>"You have really got it?" he cried, grasping Sherlock Holmes
+by<br>
+ either shoulder, and looking eagerly into his face.</p>
+
+<p>"Not yet."</p>
+
+<p>"But you have hopes?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have hopes."</p>
+
+<p>"Then come. I am all impatience to be gone."</p>
+
+<p>"We must have a cab."</p>
+
+<p>"No, my brougham is waiting."</p>
+
+<p>"Then that will simplify matters." We descended, and started
+off<br>
+ once more for Briony Lodge.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Irene Adler is married," remarked Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"Married! When?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yesterday."</p>
+
+<p>"But to whom?"</p>
+
+<p>"To an English lawyer named Norton."</p>
+
+<p>"But she could not love him."</p>
+
+<p>"I am in hopes that she does."</p>
+
+<p>"And why in hopes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because it would spare your majesty all fear of future
+annoyance.<br>
+ If the lady loves her husband, she does not love your majesty.
+If<br>
+ she does not love your majesty, there is no reason why she
+should<br>
+ interfere with your majesty's plan."</p>
+
+<p>"It is true. And yet-- Well, I wish she had been of my own<br>
+ station. What a queen she would have made!" He relapsed into
+a<br>
+ moody silence, which was not broken until we drew up in
+Serpentine<br>
+ Avenue.</p>
+
+<p>The door of Briony Lodge was open, and an elderly woman stood
+upon<br>
+ the steps. She watched us with a sardonic eye as we stepped
+from<br>
+ the brougham.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I believe?" said she.</p>
+
+<p>"I am Mr. Holmes," answered my companion, looking at her with
+a<br>
+ questioning and rather startled gaze.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed! My mistress told me that you were likely to call.
+She<br>
+ left this morning, with her husband, by the 5:15 train from
+Charing<br>
+ Cross, for the Continent."</p>
+
+<p>"What!" Sherlock Holmes staggered back, white with chagrin
+and<br>
+ surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean that she has left England?"</p>
+
+<p>"Never to return."</p>
+
+<p>"And the papers?" asked the king hoarsely. "All is lost!"</p>
+
+<p>"We shall see." He pushed past the servant, and rushed into
+the<br>
+ drawing-room, followed by the king and myself. The furniture
+was<br>
+ scattered about in every direction, with dismantled shelves,
+and<br>
+ open drawers, as if the lady had hurriedly ransacked them
+before<br>
+ her flight. Holmes rushed at the bell-pull, tore back a
+small<br>
+ sliding shutter, and plunging in his hand, pulled out a
+photograph<br>
+ and a letter. The photograph was of Irene Adler herself in
+evening<br>
+ dress; the letter was superscribed to "Sherlock Holmes, Esq. To
+be<br>
+ left till called for." My friend tore it open, and we all
+three<br>
+ read it together. It was dated at midnight of the preceding
+night,<br>
+ and ran in this way:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES,--You really did it very well.
+You<br>
+ took me in completely. Until after the alarm of the fire, I
+had<br>
+ not a suspicion. But then, when I found how I had betrayed
+myself,<br>
+ I began to think. I had been warned against you months ago. I
+had<br>
+ been told that if the king employed an agent, it would certainly
+be<br>
+ you. And your address had been given me. Yet, with all this,
+you<br>
+ made me reveal what you wanted to know. Even after I became<br>
+ suspicious, I found it hard to think evil of such a dear, kind
+old<br>
+ clergyman. But, you know, I have been trained as an actress<br>
+ myself. Male costume is nothing new to me. I often take
+advantage<br>
+ of the freedom which it gives. I sent John, the coachman, to
+watch<br>
+ you, ran upstairs, got into my walking clothes, as I call them,
+and<br>
+ came down just as you departed.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I followed you to the door, and so made sure that I
+was<br>
+ really an object of interest to the celebrated Mr. Sherlock
+Holmes.<br>
+ Then I, rather imprudently, wished you good night, and started
+for<br>
+ the Temple to see my husband.</p>
+
+<p>"We both thought the best resource was flight when pursued by
+so<br>
+ formidable an antagonist; so you will find the nest empty when
+you<br>
+ call to-morrow. As to the photograph, your client may rest
+in<br>
+ peace. I love and am loved by a better man than he. The king
+may<br>
+ do what he will without hindrance from one whom he has
+cruelly<br>
+ wronged. I keep it only to safeguard myself, and preserve a
+weapon<br>
+ which will always secure me from any steps which he might take
+in<br>
+ the future. I leave a photograph which he might care to
+possess;<br>
+ and I remain, dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes, very truly yours,</p>
+
+<p>"IRENE NORTON, nee ADLER."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "What a woman--oh, what a woman!" cried the King of Bohemia,
+when<br>
+ we had all three read this epistle. "Did I not tell you how
+quick<br>
+ and resolute she was? Would she not have made an admirable
+queen?<br>
+ Is it not a pity that she was not on my level?"</p>
+
+<p>"From what I have seen of the lady, she seems indeed to be on
+a<br>
+ very different level to your majesty," said Holmes coldly. "I
+am<br>
+ sorry that I have not been able to bring your majesty's business
+to<br>
+ a more successful conclusion."</p>
+
+<p>"On the contrary, my dear sir," cried the king, "nothing could
+be<br>
+ more successful. I know that her word is inviolate. The<br>
+ photograph is now as safe as if it were in the fire."</p>
+
+<p>"I am glad to hear your majesty say so."</p>
+
+<p>"I am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell me in what way I
+can<br>
+ reward you. This ring--" He slipped an emerald snake ring
+from<br>
+ his finger, and held it out upon the palm of his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Your majesty has something which I should value even more
+highly,"<br>
+ said Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"You have but to name it."</p>
+
+<p>"This photograph!"</p>
+
+<p>The king stared at him in amazement.</p>
+
+<p>"Irene's photograph!" he cried. "Certainly, if you wish
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"I thank your majesty. Then there is no more to be done in
+the<br>
+ matter. I have the honor to wish you a very good morning."
+He<br>
+ bowed, and turning away without observing the hand which the
+king<br>
+ had stretched out to him, he set off in my company for his<br>
+ chambers.</p>
+
+<p>And that was how a great scandal threatened to affect the
+kingdom<br>
+ of Bohemia, and how the best plans of Mr. Sherlock Holmes
+were<br>
+ beaten by a woman's wit. He used to make merry over the
+cleverness<br>
+ of women, but I have not heard him do it of late. And when
+he<br>
+ speaks of Irene Adler, or when he refers to her photograph, it
+is<br>
+ always under the honorable title of THE woman.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>The Red-Headed League</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ I had called upon my friend, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, one day in
+the<br>
+ autumn of last year, and found him in deep conversation with a
+very<br>
+ stout, florid-faced elderly gentleman, with fiery red hair.
+With<br>
+ an apology for my intrusion, I was about to withdraw, when
+Holmes<br>
+ pulled me abruptly into the room and closed the door behind
+me.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "You could not possibly have come at a better time, my dear<br>
+ Watson," he said, cordially.</p>
+
+<p>"I was afraid that you were engaged."</p>
+
+<p>"So I am. Very much so."</p>
+
+<p>"Then I can wait in the next room."</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all. This gentleman, Mr. Wilson, has been my partner
+and<br>
+ helper in many of my most successful cases, and I have no
+doubt<br>
+ that he will be of the utmost use to me in yours also."</p>
+
+<p>The stout gentleman half rose from his chair and gave a bob
+of<br>
+ greeting, with a quick little questioning glance from his
+small,<br>
+ fat-encircled eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Try the settee," said Holmes, relapsing into his armchair,
+and<br>
+ putting his finger tips together, as was his custom when in<br>
+ judicial moods. "I know, my dear Watson, that you share my love
+of<br>
+ all that is bizarre and outside the conventions and humdrum
+routine<br>
+ of everyday life. You have shown your relish for it by the<br>
+ enthusiasm which has prompted you to chronicle, and, if you
+will<br>
+ excuse my saying so, somewhat to embellish so many of my own
+little<br>
+ adventures."</p>
+
+<p>"Your cases have indeed been of the greatest interest to me,"
+I<br>
+ observed.</p>
+
+<p>"You will remember that I remarked the other day, just before
+we<br>
+ went into the very simple problem presented by Miss Mary<br>
+ Sutherland, that for strange effects and extraordinary
+combinations<br>
+ we must go to life itself, which is always far more daring than
+any<br>
+ effort of the imagination."</p>
+
+<p>"A proposition which I took the liberty of doubting."</p>
+
+<p>"You did, doctor, but none the less you must come round to my
+view,<br>
+ for otherwise I shall keep on piling fact upon fact on you,
+until<br>
+ your reason breaks down under them and acknowledge me to be
+right.<br>
+ Now, Mr. Jabez Wilson here has been good enough to call upon
+me<br>
+ this morning, and to begin a narrative which promises to be one
+of<br>
+ the most singular which I have listened to for some time. You
+have<br>
+ heard me remark that the strangest and most unique things are
+very<br>
+ often connected not with the larger but with the smaller
+crimes,<br>
+ and occasionally, indeed, where there is room for doubt whether
+any<br>
+ positive crime has been committed. As far as I have heard, it
+is<br>
+ impossible for me to say whether the present case is an instance
+of<br>
+ crime or not, but the course of events is certainly among the
+most<br>
+ singular that I have ever listened to. Perhaps, Mr. Wilson,
+you<br>
+ would have the great kindness to recommence your narrative. I
+ask<br>
+ you, not merely because my friend, Dr. Watson, has not heard
+the<br>
+ opening part, but also because the peculiar nature of the
+story<br>
+ makes me anxious to have every possible detail from your lips.
+As<br>
+ a rule, when I have heard some slight indication of the course
+of<br>
+ events I am able to guide myself by the thousands of other
+similar<br>
+ cases which occur to my memory. In the present instance I am<br>
+ forced to admit that the facts are, to the best of my
+belief,<br>
+ unique."</p>
+
+<p>The portly client puffed out his chest with an appearance of
+some<br>
+ little pride, and pulled a dirty and wrinkled newspaper from
+the<br>
+ inside pocket of his greatcoat. As he glanced down the<br>
+ advertisement column, with his head thrust forward, and the
+paper<br>
+ flattened out upon his knee, I took a good look at the man,
+and<br>
+ endeavored, after the fashion of my companion, to read the<br>
+ indications which might be presented by his dress or
+appearance.</p>
+
+<p>I did not gain very much, however, by my inspection. Our
+visitor<br>
+ bore every mark of being an average commonplace British
+tradesman,<br>
+ obese, pompous, and slow. He wore rather baggy gray
+shepherd's<br>
+ check trousers, a not over-clean black frock coat, unbuttoned
+in<br>
+ the front, and a drab waistcoat with a heavy brassy Albert
+chain,<br>
+ and a square pierced bit of metal dangling down as an ornament.
+A<br>
+ frayed top hat and a faded brown overcoat with a wrinkled
+velvet<br>
+ collar lay upon a chair beside him. Altogether, look as I
+would,<br>
+ there was nothing remarkable about the man save his blazing
+red<br>
+ head and the expression of extreme chagrin and discontent upon
+his<br>
+ features.</p>
+
+<p>Sherlock Holmes's quick eye took in my occupation, and he
+shook his<br>
+ head with a smile as he noticed my questioning glances.
+"Beyond<br>
+ the obvious facts that he has at some time done manual labor,
+that<br>
+ he takes snuff, that he is a Freemason, that he has been in
+China,<br>
+ and that he has done a considerable amount of writing lately, I
+can<br>
+ deduce nothing else."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jabez Wilson started up in his chair, with his forefinger
+upon<br>
+ the paper, but his eyes upon my companion.</p>
+
+<p>How, in the name of good fortune, did you know all that,
+Mr.<br>
+ Holmes?" he asked. "How did you know, for example, that I
+did<br>
+ manual labor? It's as true as gospel, for I began as a
+ship's<br>
+ carpenter."</p>
+
+<p>"Your hands, my dear sir. Your right hand is quite a size
+larger<br>
+ than your left. You have worked with it and the muscles are
+more<br>
+ developed."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the snuff, then, and the Freemasonry?"</p>
+
+<p>"I won't insult your intelligence by telling you how I read
+that,<br>
+ especially as, rather against the strict rules of your order,
+you<br>
+ use an arc and compass breastpin."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, of course, I forgot that. But the writing?"</p>
+
+<p>"What else can be indicated by that right cuff so very shiny
+for<br>
+ five inches, and the left one with the smooth patch near the
+elbow<br>
+ where you rest it upon the desk."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, but China?"</p>
+
+<p>"The fish which you have tattooed immediately above your
+wrist<br>
+ could only have been done in China. I have made a small study
+of<br>
+ tattoo marks, and have even contributed to the literature of
+the<br>
+ subject. That trick of staining the fishes' scales of a
+delicate<br>
+ pink is quite peculiar to China. When, in addition, I see a<br>
+ Chinese coin hanging from your watch chain, the matter becomes
+even<br>
+ more simple."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jabez Wilson laughed heavily. "Well, I never!" said he.
+"I<br>
+ thought at first that you had done something clever, but I see
+that<br>
+ there was nothing in it after all."</p>
+
+<p>"I begin to think, Watson," said Holmes, "that I make a
+mistake in<br>
+ explaining. 'Omne ignotom pro magnifico,' you know, and my
+poor<br>
+ little reputation, such as it is, will suffer shipwreck if I am
+so<br>
+ candid. Can you not find the advertisement, Mr. Wilson?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I have got it now," he answered, with his thick, red
+finger<br>
+ planted halfway down the column. "Here it is. This is what
+began<br>
+ it all. You just read it for yourself, sir."</p>
+
+<p>I took the paper from him and read as follows:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "TO THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE: On account of the bequest of the
+late<br>
+ Ezekiah Hopkins, of Lebanon, Pa., U. S. A., there is now
+another<br>
+ vacancy open which entitles a member of the League to a salary
+of<br>
+ four pounds a week for purely nominal services. All red-headed
+men<br>
+ who are sound in body and mind and above the age of
+twenty-one<br>
+ years are eligible. Apply in person on Monday, at eleven
+o'clock,<br>
+ to Duncan Ross, at the offices of the League, 7 Pope's Court,
+Fleet<br>
+ Street."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "What on earth does this mean?" I ejaculated, after I had
+twice<br>
+ read over the extraordinary announcement.</p>
+
+<p>Holmes chuckled and wriggled in his chair, as was his habit
+when in<br>
+ high spirits. "It is a little off the beaten track, isn't
+it?"<br>
+ said he. "And now, Mr. Wilson, off you go at scratch, and tell
+us<br>
+ all about yourself, your household, and the effect which
+this<br>
+ advertisement had upon your fortunes. You will first make a
+note,<br>
+ doctor, of the paper and the date."</p>
+
+<p>"It is The Morning Chronicle of April 27, 1890. Just two
+months<br>
+ ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Very good. Now, Mr. Wilson."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it is just as I have been telling you, Mr. Sherlock
+Holmes,"<br>
+ said Jabez Wilson, mopping his forehead, "I have a small<br>
+ pawnbroker's business at Saxe-Coburg Square, near the City.
+It's<br>
+ not a very large affair, and of late years it has not done
+more<br>
+ than just give me a living. I used to be able to keep two<br>
+ assistants, but now I only keep one; and I would have a job to
+pay<br>
+ him but that he is willing to come for half wages, so as to
+learn<br>
+ the business."</p>
+
+<p>"What is the name of this obliging youth?" asked Sherlock
+Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"His name is Vincent Spaulding, and he's not such a youth
+either.<br>
+ It's hard to say his age. I should not wish a smarter
+assistant,<br>
+ Mr. Holmes; and I know very well that he could better himself,
+and<br>
+ earn twice what I am able to give him. But, after all, if he
+is<br>
+ satisfied, why should I put ideas in his head?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, indeed? You seem most fortunate in having an employee
+who<br>
+ comes under the full market price. It is not a common
+experience<br>
+ among employers in this age. I don't know that your assistant
+is<br>
+ not as remarkable as your advertisement."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, he has his faults, too," said Mr. Wilson. "Never was such
+a<br>
+ fellow for photography. Snapping away with a camera when he
+ought<br>
+ to be improving his mind, and then diving down into the cellar
+like<br>
+ a rabbit into its hole to develop his pictures. That is his
+main<br>
+ fault; but, on the whole, he's a good worker. There's no vice
+in<br>
+ him."</p>
+
+<p>"He is still with you, I presume?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. He and a girl of fourteen, who does a bit of
+simple<br>
+ cooking, and keeps the place clean--that's all I have in the
+house,<br>
+ for I am a widower, and never had any family. We live very<br>
+ quietly, sir, the three of us; and we keep a roof over our
+heads,<br>
+ and pay our debts, if we do nothing more.</p>
+
+<p>"The first thing that put us out was that advertisement.<br>
+ Spaulding, he came down into the office just this day eight
+weeks,<br>
+ with this very paper in his hand, and he says:</p>
+
+<p>"'I wish to the Lord, Mr. Wilson, that I was a redheaded
+man.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Why that?' I asks.</p>
+
+<p>"'Why,' says he, 'here's another vacancy on the League of the
+Red-<br>
+ headed Men. It's worth quite a little fortune to any man who
+gets<br>
+ it, and I understand that there are more vacancies than there
+are<br>
+ men, so that the trustees are at their wits' end what to do
+with<br>
+ the money. If my hair would only change color here's a nice
+little<br>
+ crib all ready for me to step into.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Why, what is it, then?' I asked. You see, Mr. Holmes, I am
+a<br>
+ very stay-at-home man, and, as my business came to me instead of
+my<br>
+ having to go to it, I was often weeks on end without putting
+my<br>
+ foot over the door mat. In that way I didn't know much of what
+was<br>
+ going on outside, and I was always glad of a bit of news.</p>
+
+<p>"'Have you never heard of the League of the Red-headed Men?'
+he<br>
+ asked, with his eyes open.</p>
+
+<p>"'Never.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Why, I wonder at that, for you are eligible yourself for one
+of<br>
+ the vacancies.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And what are they worth?' I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, merely a couple of hundred a year, but the work is
+slight,<br>
+ and it need not interfere very much with one's other
+occupations.'</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you can easily think that that made me prick up my
+ears, for<br>
+ the business has not been over good for some years, and an
+extra<br>
+ couple of hundred would have been very handy.</p>
+
+<p>"'Tell me all about it,' said I.</p>
+
+<p>"'Well,' said he, showing me the advertisement, 'you can see
+for<br>
+ yourself that the League has a vacancy, and there is the
+address<br>
+ where you should apply for particulars. As far as I can make
+out,<br>
+ the League was founded by an American millionaire, Ezekiah
+Hopkins,<br>
+ who was very peculiar in his ways. He was himself red-headed,
+and<br>
+ he had a great sympathy for all red-headed men; so, when he
+died,<br>
+ it was found that he had left his enormous fortune in the hands
+of<br>
+ trustees, with instructions to apply the interest to the
+providing<br>
+ of easy berths to men whose hair is of that color. From all I
+hear<br>
+ it is splendid pay, and very little to do.'</p>
+
+<p>"'But,' said I, 'there would be millions of red-headed men
+who<br>
+ would apply.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Not so many as you might think,' he answered. 'You see it
+is<br>
+ really confined to Londoners, and to grown men. This American
+had<br>
+ started from London when he was young, and he wanted to do the
+old<br>
+ town a good turn. Then, again, I have heard it is of no use
+your<br>
+ applying if your hair is light red, or dark red, or anything
+but<br>
+ real, bright, blazing, fiery red. Now, if you cared to apply,
+Mr.<br>
+ Wilson, you would just walk in; but perhaps it would hardly
+be<br>
+ worth your while to put yourself out of the way for the sake of
+a<br>
+ few hundred pounds.'</p>
+
+<p>"Now it is a fact, gentlemen, as you may see for yourselves,
+that<br>
+ my hair is of a very full and rich tint, so that it seemed to
+me<br>
+ that, if there was to be any competition in the matter, I stood
+as<br>
+ good a chance as any man that I had ever met. Vincent
+Spaulding<br>
+ seemed to know so much about it that I thought he might
+prove<br>
+ useful, so I just ordered him to put up the shutters for the
+day,<br>
+ and to come right away with me. He was very willing to have
+a<br>
+ holiday, so we shut the business up, and started off for the<br>
+ address that was given us in the advertisement.</p>
+
+<p>"I never hope to see such a sight as that again, Mr. Holmes.
+From<br>
+ north, south, east, and west every man who had a shade of red
+in<br>
+ his hair had tramped into the City to answer the
+advertisement.<br>
+ Fleet Street was choked with red-headed folk, and Pope's
+Court<br>
+ looked like a coster's orange barrow. I should not have
+thought<br>
+ there were so many in the whole country as were brought together
+by<br>
+ that single advertisement. Every shade of color they
+were--straw,<br>
+ lemon, orange, brick, Irish setter, liver, clay; but, as
+Spaulding<br>
+ said, there were not many who had the real vivid
+flame-colored<br>
+ tint. When I saw how many were waiting, I would have given it
+up<br>
+ in despair; but Spaulding would not hear of it. How he did it
+I<br>
+ could not imagine, but he pushed and pulled and butted until he
+got<br>
+ me through the crowd, and right up to the steps which led to
+the<br>
+ office. There was a double stream upon the stair, some going up
+in<br>
+ hope, and some coming back dejected; but we wedged in as well as
+we<br>
+ could, and soon found ourselves in the office."</p>
+
+<p>"Your experience has been a most entertaining one,"
+remarked<br>
+ Holmes, as his client paused and refreshed his memory with a
+huge<br>
+ pinch of snuff. "Pray continue your very interesting
+statement."</p>
+
+<p>"There was nothing in the office but a couple of wooden chairs
+and<br>
+ a deal table, behind which sat a small man, with a head that
+was<br>
+ even redder than mine. He said a few words to each candidate as
+he<br>
+ came up, and then he always managed to find some fault in
+them<br>
+ which would disqualify them. Getting a vacancy did not seem to
+be<br>
+ such a very easy matter after all. However, when our turn
+came,<br>
+ the little man was much more favorable to me than to any of
+the<br>
+ others, and he closed the door as we entered, so that he might
+have<br>
+ a private word with us.</p>
+
+<p>"'This is Mr. Jabez Wilson,' said my assistant, 'and he is
+willing<br>
+ to fill a vacancy in the League.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And he is admirably suited for it,' the other answered. 'He
+has<br>
+ every requirement. I cannot recall when I have seen anything
+so<br>
+ fine.' He took a step backward, cocked his head on one side,
+and<br>
+ gazed at my hair until I felt quite bashful. Then suddenly
+he<br>
+ plunged forward, wrung my hand, and congratulated me warmly on
+my<br>
+ success.</p>
+
+<p>"'It would be injustice to hesitate,' said he. 'You will,
+however,<br>
+ I am sure, excuse me for taking an obvious precaution.' With
+that<br>
+ he seized my hair in both his hands, and tugged until I yelled
+with<br>
+ the pain. 'There is water in your eyes,' said he, as he
+released<br>
+ me. 'I perceive that all is as it should be. But we have to
+be<br>
+ careful, for we have twice been deceived by wigs and once by
+paint.<br>
+ I could tell you tales of cobbler's wax which would disgust
+you<br>
+ with human nature.' He stepped over to the window and
+shouted<br>
+ through it at the top of his voice that the vacancy was filled.
+A<br>
+ groan of disappointment came up from below, and the folk all<br>
+ trooped away in different directions, until there was not a
+red<br>
+ head to be seen except my own and that of the manager.</p>
+
+<p>"'My name,' said he, 'is Mr. Duncan Ross, and I am myself one
+of<br>
+ the pensioners upon the fund left by our noble benefactor. Are
+you<br>
+ a married man, Mr. Wilson? Have you a family?'</p>
+
+<p>"I answered that I had not.</p>
+
+<p>"His face fell immediately.</p>
+
+<p>"'Dear me!' he said, gravely, 'that is very serious indeed! I
+am<br>
+ sorry to hear you say that. The fund was, of course, for the<br>
+ propagation and spread of the red heads as well as for their<br>
+ maintenance. It is exceedingly unfortunate that you should be
+a<br>
+ bachelor.'</p>
+
+<p>"My face lengthened at this, Mr. Holmes, for I thought that I
+was<br>
+ not to have the vacancy after all; but, after thinking it over
+for<br>
+ a few minutes, he said that it would be all right.</p>
+
+<p>"'In the case of another,' said he, 'the objection might be
+fatal,<br>
+ but we must stretch a point in favor of a man with such a head
+of<br>
+ hair as yours. When shall you be able to enter upon your new<br>
+ duties?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, it is a little awkward, for I have a business
+already,'<br>
+ said I.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, never mind about that, Mr. Wilson!' said Vincent
+Spaulding.<br>
+ 'I shall be able to look after that for you.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What would be the hours?' I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ten to two.'</p>
+
+<p>"Now a pawnbroker's business is mostly done of an evening,
+Mr.<br>
+ Holmes, especially Thursday and Friday evenings, which is
+just<br>
+ before pay day; so it would suit me very well to earn a little
+in<br>
+ the mornings. Besides, I knew that my assistant was a good
+man,<br>
+ and that he would see to anything that turned up.</p>
+
+<p>"'That would suit me very well,' said I. 'And the pay?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Is four pounds a week.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And the work?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Is purely nominal.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What do you call purely nominal?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Well, you have to be in the office, or at least in the
+building,<br>
+ the whole time. If you leave, you forfeit your whole
+position<br>
+ forever. The will is very clear upon that point. You don't
+comply<br>
+ with the conditions if you budge from the office during that
+time.'</p>
+
+<p>"'It's only four hours a day, and I should not think of
+leaving,'<br>
+ said I.</p>
+
+<p>"'No excuse will avail,' said Mr. Duncan Ross, 'neither
+sickness,<br>
+ nor business, nor anything else. There you must stay, or you
+lose<br>
+ your billet.'</p>
+
+<p>"'And the work?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Is to copy out the "Encyclopaedia Britannica." There is
+the<br>
+ first volume of it in that press. You must find your own
+ink,<br>
+ pens, and blotting paper, but we provide this table and
+chair.<br>
+ Will you be ready to-morrow?'</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "'Certainly,' I answered.</p>
+
+<p>"'Then, good-by, Mr. Jabez Wilson, and let me congratulate you
+once<br>
+ more on the important position which you have been fortunate
+enough<br>
+ to gain.' He bowed me out of the room, and I went home with
+my<br>
+ assistant hardly knowing what to say or do, I was so pleased at
+my<br>
+ own good fortune.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I thought over the matter all day, and by evening I was
+in<br>
+ low spirits again; for I had quite persuaded myself that the
+whole<br>
+ affair must be some great hoax or fraud, though what its
+object<br>
+ might be I could not imagine. It seemed altogether past
+belief<br>
+ that anyone could make such a will, or that they would pay such
+a<br>
+ sum for doing anything so simple as copying out the
+'Encyclopaedia<br>
+ Britannica.' Vincent Spaulding did what he could to cheer me
+up,<br>
+ but by bed time I had reasoned myself out of the whole
+thing.<br>
+ However, in the morning I determined to have a look at it
+anyhow,<br>
+ so I bought a penny bottle of ink, and with a quill pen and
+seven<br>
+ sheets of foolscap paper I started off for Pope's Court.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, to my surprise and delight everything was as right
+as<br>
+ possible. The table was set out ready for me, and Mr. Duncan
+Ross<br>
+ was there to see that I got fairly to work. He started me off
+upon<br>
+ the letter A, and then he left me; but he would drop in from
+time<br>
+ to time to see that all was right with me. At two o'clock he
+bade<br>
+ me good-day, complimented me upon the amount that I had
+written,<br>
+ and locked the door of the office after me.</p>
+
+<p>"This went on day after day, Mr. Holmes, and on Saturday
+the<br>
+ manager came in and planked down four golden sovereigns for
+my<br>
+ week's work. It was the same next week, and the same the
+week<br>
+ after. Every morning I was there at ten, and every afternoon
+I<br>
+ left at two. By degrees Mr. Duncan Ross took to coming in
+only<br>
+ once of a morning, and then, after a time, he did not come in
+at<br>
+ all. Still, of course. I never dared to leave the room for
+an<br>
+ instant, for I was not sure when he might come, and the billet
+was<br>
+ such a good one, and suited me so well, that I would not risk
+the<br>
+ loss of it.</p>
+
+<p>"Eight weeks passed away like this, and I had written about
+Abbots,<br>
+ and Archery, and Armor, and Architecture, and Attica, and
+hoped<br>
+ with diligence that I might get on to the Bs before very long.
+It<br>
+ cost me something in foolscap, and I had pretty nearly filled
+a<br>
+ shelf with my writings. And then suddenly the whole business
+came<br>
+ to an end."</p>
+
+<p>"To an end?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. And no later than this morning. I went to my work
+as<br>
+ usual at ten o'clock, but the door was shut and locked, with
+a<br>
+ little square of cardboard hammered onto the middle of the
+panel<br>
+ with a tack. Here it is, and you can read for yourself."</p>
+
+<p>He held up a piece of white cardboard, about the size of a
+sheet of<br>
+ note paper. It read in this fashion:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE IS DISSOLVED.</p>
+
+<p>Oct. 9, 1890."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Sherlock Holmes and I surveyed this curt announcement and
+the<br>
+ rueful face behind it, until the comical side of the affair
+so<br>
+ completely overtopped every consideration that we both burst
+out<br>
+ into a roar of laughter.</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot see that there is anything very funny," cried our
+client,<br>
+ flushing up to the roots of his flaming head. "If you can do<br>
+ nothing better than laugh at me, I can go elsewhere."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no," cried Holmes, shoving him back into the chair from
+which<br>
+ he had half risen. "I really wouldn't miss your case for the<br>
+ world. It is most refreshingly unusual. But there is, if you
+will<br>
+ excuse my saying so, something just a little funny about it.
+Pray<br>
+ what steps did you take when you found the card upon the
+door?"</p>
+
+<p>"I was staggered, sir. I did not know what to do. Then I
+called<br>
+ at the offices round, but none of them seemed to know
+anything<br>
+ about it. Finally, I went to the landlord, who is an
+accountant<br>
+ living on the ground floor, and I asked him if he could tell
+me<br>
+ what had become of the Red-headed League. He said that he
+had<br>
+ never heard of any such body. Then I asked him who Mr. Duncan
+Ross<br>
+ was. He answered that the name was new to him.</p>
+
+<p>"'Well,' said I, 'the gentleman at No. 4.'</p>
+
+<p>"'What, the red-headed man?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Yes.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh,' said he, 'his name was William Morris. He was a
+solicitor,<br>
+ and was using my room as a temporary convenience until his
+new<br>
+ premises were ready. He moved out yesterday.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Where could I find him?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, at his new offices. He did tell me the address. Yes,
+17<br>
+ King Edward Street, near St. Paul's.'</p>
+
+<p>"I started off, Mr. Holmes, but when I got to that address it
+was a<br>
+ manufactory of artificial knee-caps, and no one in it had
+ever<br>
+ heard of either Mr. William Morris or Mr. Duncan Ross."</p>
+
+<p>"And what did you do then?" asked Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"I went home to Saxe-Coburg Square, and I took the advice of
+my<br>
+ assistant. But he could not help me in any way. He could only
+say<br>
+ that if I waited I should hear by post. But that was not
+quite<br>
+ good enough, Mr. Holmes. I did not wish to lose such a place<br>
+ without a struggle, so, as I had heard that you were good enough
+to<br>
+ give advice to poor folk who were in need of it, I came right
+away<br>
+ to you."</p>
+
+<p>"And you did very wisely," said Holmes. "Your case is an<br>
+ exceedingly remarkable one, and I shall be happy to look into
+it.<br>
+ From what you have told me I think that it is possible that
+graver<br>
+ issues hang from it than might at first sight appear."</p>
+
+<p>"Grave enough!" said Mr. Jabez Wilson. "Why, I have lost
+four<br>
+ pound a week."</p>
+
+<p>"As far as you are personally concerned," remarked Holmes, "I
+do<br>
+ not see that you have any grievance against this
+extraordinary<br>
+ league. On the contrary, you are, as I understand, richer by
+some<br>
+ thirty pounds, to say nothing of the minute knowledge which
+you<br>
+ have gained on every subject which comes under the letter A.
+You<br>
+ have lost nothing by them."</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir. But I want to find out about them, and who they are,
+and<br>
+ what their object was in playing this prank--if it was a
+prank--<br>
+ upon me. It was a pretty expensive joke for them, for it cost
+them<br>
+ two-and-thirty pounds."</p>
+
+<p>"We shall endeavor to clear up these points for you. And,
+first,<br>
+ one or two questions, Mr. Wilson. This assistant of yours
+who<br>
+ first called your attention to the advertisement--how long had
+he<br>
+ been with you?"</p>
+
+<p>"About a month then."</p>
+
+<p>"How did he come?"</p>
+
+<p>"In answer to an advertisement."</p>
+
+<p>"Was he the only applicant?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I had a dozen."</p>
+
+<p>"Why did you pick him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because he was handy and would come cheap."</p>
+
+<p>"At half wages, in fact."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"What is he like, this Vincent Spaulding?"</p>
+
+<p>"Small, stout-built, very quick in his ways, no hair on his
+face,<br>
+ though he's not short of thirty. Has a white splash of acid
+upon<br>
+ his forehead."</p>
+
+<p>Holmes sat up in his chair in considerable excitement. I
+thought<br>
+ as much," said he. "Have you ever observed that his ears are<br>
+ pierced for earrings?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, sir. He told me that a gypsy had done it for him when he
+was<br>
+ a lad."</p>
+
+<p>"Hum!" said Holmes, sinking back in deep thought. "He is
+still<br>
+ with you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, sir; I have only just left him."</p>
+
+<p>"And has your business been attended to in your absence?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing to complain of, sir. There's never very much to do of
+a<br>
+ morning."</p>
+
+<p>"That will do, Mr. Wilson. I shall be happy to give you an
+opinion<br>
+ upon the subject in the course of a day or two. To-day is<br>
+ Saturday, and I hope that by Monday we may come to a
+conclusion."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Watson," said Holmes, when our visitor had left us,
+"what do<br>
+ you make of it all?"</p>
+
+<p>"I make nothing of it," I answered frankly. "It is a most<br>
+ mysterious business."</p>
+
+<p>"As a rule," said Holmes, "the more bizarre a thing is the
+less<br>
+ mysterious it proves to be. It is your commonplace,
+featureless<br>
+ crimes which are really puzzling, just as a commonplace face is
+the<br>
+ most difficult to identify. But I must be prompt over this<br>
+ matter."</p>
+
+<p>"What are you going to do, then?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"To smoke," he answered. "It is quite a three-pipe problem,
+and I<br>
+ beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes." He curled<br>
+ himself up in his chair, with his thin knees drawn up to his<br>
+ hawklike nose, and there he sat with his eyes closed and his
+black<br>
+ clay pipe thrusting out like the bill of some strange bird. I
+had<br>
+ come to the conclusion that he had dropped asleep, and indeed
+was<br>
+ nodding myself, when he suddenly sprang out of his chair with
+the<br>
+ gesture of a man who has made up his mind, and put his pipe
+down<br>
+ upon the mantelpiece.</p>
+
+<p>"Sarasate plays at St. James's Hall this afternoon," he
+remarked.<br>
+ "What do you think, Watson? Could your patients spare you for
+a<br>
+ few hours?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have nothing to do to-day. My practice is never very<br>
+ absorbing."</p>
+
+<p>"Then put on your hat and come. I am going through the City
+first,<br>
+ and we can have some lunch on the way. I observe that there is
+a<br>
+ good deal of German music on the programme, which is rather more
+to<br>
+ my taste than Italian or French. It is introspective, and I
+want<br>
+ to introspect. Come along!"</p>
+
+<p>We traveled by the Underground as far as Aldersgate; and a
+short<br>
+ walk took us to Saxe-Coburg Square, the scene of the singular
+story<br>
+ which we had listened to in the morning. It was a poky,
+little,<br>
+ shabby-genteel place, where four lines of dingy, two-storied
+brick<br>
+ houses looked out into a small railed-in inclosure, where a lawn
+of<br>
+ weedy grass, and a few clumps of faded laurel bushes made a
+hard<br>
+ fight against a smoke-laden and uncongenial atmosphere. Three
+gilt<br>
+ balls and a brown board with JABEZ WILSON in white letters, upon
+a<br>
+ corner house, announced the place where our red-headed
+client<br>
+ carried on his business. Sherlock Holmes stopped in front of
+it<br>
+ with his head on one side, and looked it all over, with his
+eyes<br>
+ shining brightly between puckered lids. Then he walked slowly
+up<br>
+ the street, and then down again to the corner, still looking
+keenly<br>
+ at the houses. Finally he returned to the pawnbroker's and,
+having<br>
+ thumped vigorously upon the pavement with his stick two or
+three<br>
+ times, he went up to the door and knocked. It was instantly
+opened<br>
+ by a bright-looking, clean-shaven young fellow, who asked him
+to<br>
+ step in.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," said Holmes, "I only wished to ask you how you
+would<br>
+ go from here to the Strand."</p>
+
+<p>"Third right, fourth left," answered the assistant,
+promptly,<br>
+ closing the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Smart fellow, that," observed Holmes as we walked away. "He
+is,<br>
+ in my judgment, the fourth smartest man in London, and for
+daring I<br>
+ am not sure that he has not a claim to be third. I have
+known<br>
+ something of him before."</p>
+
+<p>"Evidently," said I, "Mr. Wilson's assistant counts for a good
+deal<br>
+ in this mystery of the Red-headed League. I am sure that you<br>
+ inquired your way merely in order that you might see him."</p>
+
+<p>"Not him."</p>
+
+<p>"What then?"</p>
+
+<p>"The knees of his trousers."</p>
+
+<p>"And what did you see?"</p>
+
+<p>"What I expected to see."</p>
+
+<p>"Why did you beat the pavement?"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear doctor, this is a time for observation, not for talk.
+We<br>
+ are spies in an enemy's country. We know something of
+Saxe-Coburg<br>
+ Square. Let us now explore the parts which lie behind it."</p>
+
+<p>The road in which we found ourselves as we turned round the
+corner<br>
+ from the retired Saxe-Coburg Square presented as great a
+contrast<br>
+ to it as the front of a picture does to the back. It was one
+of<br>
+ the main arteries which convey the traffic of the City to the
+north<br>
+ and west. The roadway was blocked with the immense stream of<br>
+ commerce flowing in a double tide inward and outward, while
+the<br>
+ footpaths were black with the hurrying swarm of pedestrians.
+It<br>
+ was difficult to realize, as we looked at the line of fine
+shops<br>
+ and stately business premises, that they really abutted on
+the<br>
+ other side upon the faded and stagnant square which we had
+just<br>
+ quitted.</p>
+
+<p>"Let me see," said Holmes, standing at the corner, and
+glancing<br>
+ along the line, "I should like just to remember the order of
+the<br>
+ houses here. It is a hobby of mine to have an exact knowledge
+of<br>
+ London. There is Mortimer's, the tobacconist; the little
+newspaper<br>
+ shop, the Coburg branch of the City and Suburban Bank, the<br>
+ Vegetarian Restaurant, and McFarlane's carriage-building
+depot.<br>
+ That carries us right on to the other block. And now,
+doctor,<br>
+ we've done our work, so it's time we had some play. A sandwich
+and<br>
+ a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is<br>
+ sweetness, and delicacy, and harmony, and there are no
+red-headed<br>
+ clients to vex us with their conundrums."</p>
+
+<p>My friend was an enthusiastic musician, being himself not only
+a<br>
+ very capable performer, but a composer of no ordinary merit.
+All<br>
+ the afternoon he sat in the stalls wrapped in the most
+perfect<br>
+ happiness, gently waving his long thin fingers in time to
+the<br>
+ music, while his gently smiling face and his languid, dreamy
+eyes<br>
+ were as unlike those of Holmes the sleuth-hound, Holmes the<br>
+ relentless, keen-witted, ready-handed criminal agent, as it
+was<br>
+ possible to conceive. In his singular character the dual
+nature<br>
+ alternately asserted itself, and his extreme exactness and<br>
+ astuteness represented, as I have often thought, the
+reaction<br>
+ against the poetic and contemplative mood which occasionally<br>
+ predominated in him. The swing of his nature took him from
+extreme<br>
+ languor to devouring energy; and, as I knew well, he was never
+so<br>
+ truly formidable as when, for days on end, he had been lounging
+in<br>
+ his armchair amid his improvisations and his black-letter
+editions.<br>
+ Then it was that the lust of the chase would suddenly come
+upon<br>
+ him, and that his brilliant reasoning power would rise to the
+level<br>
+ of intuition, until those who were unacquainted with his
+methods<br>
+ would look askance at him as on a man whose knowledge was not
+that<br>
+ of other mortals. When I saw him that afternoon so enwrapped
+in<br>
+ the music at St. James's Hall, I felt that an evil time might
+be<br>
+ coming upon those whom he had set himself to hunt down.</p>
+
+<p>"You want to go home, no doubt, doctor," he remarked, as
+we<br>
+ emerged.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it would be as well."</p>
+
+<p>"And I have some business to do which will take some hours.
+This<br>
+ business at Saxe-Coburg Square is serious."</p>
+
+<p>"Why serious?"</p>
+
+<p>"A considerable crime is in contemplation. I have every reason
+to<br>
+ believe that we shall be in time to stop it. But to-day
+being<br>
+ Saturday rather complicates matters. I shall want your help
+to-<br>
+ night."</p>
+
+<p>"At what time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ten will be early enough."</p>
+
+<p>I shall be at Baker Street at ten."</p>
+
+<p>"Very well. And, I say, doctor! there may be some little
+danger,<br>
+ so kindly put your army revolver in your pocket." He waved
+his<br>
+ hand, turned on his heel, and disappeared in an instant among
+the<br>
+ crowd.</p>
+
+<p>I trust that I am not more dense than my neighbors, but I
+was<br>
+ always oppressed with a sense of my own stupidity in my
+dealings<br>
+ with Sherlock Holmes. Here I had heard what he had heard, I
+had<br>
+ seen what he had seen, and yet from his words it was evident
+that<br>
+ he saw clearly not only what had happened, but what was about
+to<br>
+ happen, while to me the whole business was still confused
+and<br>
+ grotesque. As I drove home to my house in Kensington I
+thought<br>
+ over it all, from the extraordinary story of the red-headed
+copier<br>
+ of the "Encyclopaedia" down to the visit to Saxe-Coburg Square,
+and<br>
+ the ominous words with which he had parted from me. What was
+this<br>
+ nocturnal expedition, and why should I go armed? Where were
+we<br>
+ going, and what were we to do? I had the hint from Holmes
+that<br>
+ this smooth-faced pawnbroker's assistant was a formidable
+man--a<br>
+ man who might play a deep game. I tried to puzzle it out, but
+gave<br>
+ it up in despair, and set the matter aside until night should
+bring<br>
+ an explanation.</p>
+
+<p>It was a quarter-past nine when I started from home and made
+my way<br>
+ across the Park, and so through Oxford Street to Baker Street.
+Two<br>
+ hansoms were standing at the door, and, as I entered the
+passage, I<br>
+ heard the sound of voices from above. On entering his room,
+I<br>
+ found Holmes in animated conversation with two men, one of whom
+I<br>
+ recognized as Peter Jones, the official police agent; while
+the<br>
+ other was a long, thin, sad-faced man, with a very shiny hat
+and<br>
+ oppressively respectable frock coat.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! our party is complete," said Holmes, buttoning up his
+pea-<br>
+ jacket, and taking his heavy hunting crop from the rack.
+"Watson,<br>
+ I think you know Mr. Jones, of Scotland Yard? Let me introduce
+you<br>
+ to Mr. Merryweather, who is to be our companion in
+to-night's<br>
+ adventure."</p>
+
+<p>"We're hunting in couples again, doctor, you see," said Jones,
+in<br>
+ his consequential way. "Our friend here is a wonderful man
+for<br>
+ starting a chase. All he wants is an old dog to help him do
+the<br>
+ running down."</p>
+
+<p>"I hope a wild goose may not prove to be the end of our
+chase,"<br>
+ observed Mr. Merryweather gloomily.</p>
+
+<p>"You may place considerable confidence in Mr. Holmes, sir,"
+said<br>
+ the police agent loftily. "He has his own little methods,
+which<br>
+ are, if he won't mind my saying so, just a little too
+theoretical<br>
+ and fantastic, but he has the makings of a detective in him. It
+is<br>
+ not too much to say that once or twice, as in that business of
+the<br>
+ Sholto murder and the Agra treasure, he has been more nearly<br>
+ correct than the official force."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, if you say so, Mr. Jones, it is all right!" said the
+stranger,<br>
+ with deference. "Still, I confess that I miss my rubber. It
+is<br>
+ the first Saturday night for seven-and-twenty years that I have
+not<br>
+ had my rubber."</p>
+
+<p>"I think you will find," said Sherlock Holmes, "that you will
+play<br>
+ for a higher stake to-night than you have ever done yet, and
+that<br>
+ the play will be more exciting. For you, Mr. Merryweather,
+the<br>
+ stake will be some thirty thousand pounds; and for you, Jones,
+it<br>
+ will be the man upon whom you wish to lay your hands."</p>
+
+<p>"John Clay, the murderer, thief, smasher, and forger. He's a
+young<br>
+ man, Mr. Merryweather, but he is at the head of his profession,
+and<br>
+ I would rather have my bracelets on him than on any criminal
+in<br>
+ London. He's a remarkable man, is young John Clay. His<br>
+ grandfather was a Royal Duke, and he himself has been to Eton
+and<br>
+ Oxford. His brain is as cunning as his fingers, and though we
+meet<br>
+ signs of him at every turn, we never know where to find the
+man<br>
+ himself. He'll crack a crib in Scotland one week, and be
+raising<br>
+ money to build an orphanage in Cornwall the next. I've been on
+his<br>
+ track for years, and have never set eyes on him yet."</p>
+
+<p>"I hope that I may have the pleasure of introducing you
+to-night.<br>
+ I've had one or two little turns also with Mr. John Clay, and
+I<br>
+ agree with you that he is at the head of his profession. It
+is<br>
+ past ten, however, and quite time that we started. If you two
+will<br>
+ take the first hansom, Watson and I will follow in the
+second."</p>
+
+<p>Sherlock Holmes was not very communicative during the long
+drive,<br>
+ and lay back in the cab humming the tunes which he had heard in
+the<br>
+ afternoon. We rattled through an endless labyrinth of gaslit<br>
+ streets until we emerged into Farringdon Street.</p>
+
+<p>"We are close there now," my friend remarked. "This fellow<br>
+ Merryweather is a bank director and personally interested in
+the<br>
+ matter. I thought it as well to have Jones with us also. He
+is<br>
+ not a bad fellow, though an absolute imbecile in his
+profession.<br>
+ He has one positive virtue. He is as brave as a bulldog, and
+as<br>
+ tenacious as a lobster if he gets his claws upon anyone. Here
+we<br>
+ are, and they are waiting for us."</p>
+
+<p>We had reached the same crowded thoroughfare in which we had
+found<br>
+ ourselves in the morning. Our cabs were dismissed, and
+following<br>
+ the guidance of Mr. Merryweather, we passed down a narrow
+passage,<br>
+ and through a side door which he opened for us. Within there was
+a<br>
+ small corridor, which ended in a very massive iron gate. This
+also<br>
+ was opened, and led down a flight of winding stone steps,
+which<br>
+ terminated at another formidable gate. Mr. Merryweather stopped
+to<br>
+ light a lantern, and then conducted us down a dark,
+earth-smelling<br>
+ passage, and so, after opening a third door, into a huge vault
+or<br>
+ cellar, which was piled all round with crates and massive
+boxes.</p>
+
+<p>"You are not very vulnerable from above," Holmes remarked, as
+he<br>
+ held up the lantern and gazed about him.</p>
+
+<p>"Nor from below," said Mr. Merryweather, striking his stick
+upon<br>
+ the flags which lined the floor. "Why, dear me, it sounds
+quite<br>
+ hollow!" he remarked, looking up in surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"I must really ask you to be a little more quiet," said
+Holmes<br>
+ severely. "You have already imperiled the whole success of
+our<br>
+ expedition. Might I beg that you would have the goodness to
+sit<br>
+ down upon one of those boxes, and not to interfere?"</p>
+
+<p>The solemn Mr. Merryweather perched himself upon a crate, with
+a<br>
+ very injured expression upon his face, while Holmes fell upon
+his<br>
+ knees upon the floor, and, with the lantern and a magnifying
+lens,<br>
+ began to examine minutely the cracks between the stones. A
+few<br>
+ seconds sufficed to satisfy him, for he sprang to his feet
+again,<br>
+ and put his glass in his pocket.</p>
+
+<p>"We have at least an hour before us," he remarked, "for they
+can<br>
+ hardly take any steps until the good pawnbroker is safely in
+bed.<br>
+ Then they will not lose a minute, for the sooner they do their
+work<br>
+ the longer time they will have for their escape. We are at<br>
+ present, doctor--as no doubt you have divined--in the cellar of
+the<br>
+ City branch of one of the principal London banks. Mr.
+Merryweather<br>
+ is the chairman of directors, and he will explain to you that
+there<br>
+ are reasons why the more daring criminals of London should take
+a<br>
+ considerable interest in this cellar at present."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "It is our French gold," whispered the director. "We have
+had<br>
+ several warnings that an attempt might be made upon it."</p>
+
+<p>"Your French gold?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. We had occasion some months ago to strengthen our
+resources,<br>
+ and borrowed, for that purpose, thirty thousand napoleons from
+the<br>
+ Bank of France. It has become known that we have never had<br>
+ occasion to unpack the money, and that it is still lying in
+our<br>
+ cellar. The crate upon which I sit contains two thousand
+napoleons<br>
+ packed between layers of lead foil. Our reserve of bullion is
+much<br>
+ larger at present than is usually kept in a single branch
+office,<br>
+ and the directors have had misgivings upon the subject."</p>
+
+<p>"Which were very well justified," observed Holmes. "And now it
+is<br>
+ time that we arranged our little plans. I expect that within
+an<br>
+ hour matters will come to a head. In the meantime, Mr.<br>
+ Merryweather, we must put the screen over that dark
+lantern."</p>
+
+<p>"And sit in the dark?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am afraid so. I had brought a pack of cards in my pocket,
+and I<br>
+ thought that, as we were a partie carree, you might have
+your<br>
+ rubber after all. But I see that the enemy's preparations
+have<br>
+ gone so far that we cannot risk the presence of a light.
+And,<br>
+ first of all, we must choose our positions. These are daring
+men,<br>
+ and, though we shall take them at a disadvantage, they may do
+us<br>
+ some harm, unless we are careful. I shall stand behind this
+crate,<br>
+ and do you conceal yourself behind those. Then, when I flash
+a<br>
+ light upon them, close in swiftly. If they fire, Watson, have
+no<br>
+ compunction about shooting them down."</p>
+
+<p>I placed my revolver, cocked, upon the top of the wooden
+case<br>
+ behind which I crouched. Holmes shot the slide across the front
+of<br>
+ his lantern, and left us in pitch darkness--such an absolute<br>
+ darkness as I have never before experienced. The smell of
+hot<br>
+ metal remained to assure us that the light was still there,
+ready<br>
+ to flash out at a moment's notice. To me, with my nerves worked
+up<br>
+ to a pitch of expectancy, there was something depressing and<br>
+ subduing in the sudden gloom, and in the cold, dank air of
+the<br>
+ vault.</p>
+
+<p>"They have but one retreat," whispered Holmes. "That is
+back<br>
+ through the house into Saxe-Coburg Square. I hope that you
+have<br>
+ done what I asked you, Jones?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have an inspector and two officers waiting at the front
+door."</p>
+
+<p>"Then we have stopped all the holes. And now we must be silent
+and<br>
+ wait."</p>
+
+<p>What a time it seemed! From comparing notes afterwards, it was
+but<br>
+ an hour and a quarter, yet it appeared to me that the night
+must<br>
+ have almost gone, and the dawn be breaking above us. My limbs
+were<br>
+ weary and stiff, for I feared to change my position, yet my
+nerves<br>
+ were worked up to the highest pitch of tension, and my hearing
+was<br>
+ so acute that I could not only hear the gentle breathing of
+my<br>
+ companions, but I could distinguish the deeper, heavier inbreath
+of<br>
+ the bulky Jones from the thin, sighing note of the bank
+director.<br>
+ From my position I could look over the case in the direction of
+the<br>
+ floor. Suddenly my eyes caught the glint of a light.</p>
+
+<p>At first it was but a lurid spark upon the stone pavement.
+Then it<br>
+ lengthened out until it became a yellow line, and then, without
+any<br>
+ warning or sound, a gash seemed to open and a hand appeared,
+a<br>
+ white, almost womanly hand, which felt about in the center of
+the<br>
+ little area of light. For a minute or more the hand, with
+its<br>
+ writhing fingers, protruded out of the floor. Then it was<br>
+ withdrawn as suddenly as it appeared, and all was dark again
+save<br>
+ the single lurid spark, which marked a chink between the
+stones.</p>
+
+<p>Its disappearance, however, was but momentary. With a
+rending,<br>
+ tearing sound, one of the broad white stones turned over upon
+its<br>
+ side, and left a square, gaping hole, through which streamed
+the<br>
+ light of a lantern. Over the edge there peeped a clean-cut,
+boyish<br>
+ face, which looked keenly about it, and then, with a hand on
+either<br>
+ side of the aperture, drew itself shoulder-high and
+waist-high,<br>
+ until one knee rested upon the edge. In another instant he
+stood<br>
+ at the side of the hole, and was hauling after him a
+companion,<br>
+ lithe and small like himself, with a pale face and a shock of
+very<br>
+ red hair.</p>
+
+<p>"It's all clear," he whispered. "Have you the chisel and the
+bags?<br>
+ Great Scott! Jump, Archie, jump, and I'll swing for it!"</p>
+
+<p>Sherlock Holmes had sprung out and seized the intruder by
+the<br>
+ collar. The other dived down the hole, and I heard the sound
+of<br>
+ rending cloth as Jones clutched at his skirts. The light
+flashed<br>
+ upon the barrel of a revolver, but Holmes's hunting crop came
+down<br>
+ on the man's wrist, and the pistol clinked upon the stone
+floor.</p>
+
+<p>"It's no use, John Clay," said Holmes blandly, "you have no
+chance<br>
+ at all."</p>
+
+<p>"So I see," the other answered, with the utmost coolness. "I
+fancy<br>
+ that my pal is all right, though I see you have got his
+coat-<br>
+ tails."</p>
+
+<p>"There are three men waiting for him at the door," said
+Holmes.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, indeed. You seem to have done the thing very completely.
+I<br>
+ must compliment you."</p>
+
+<p>"And I you," Holmes answered. "Your red-headed idea was very
+new<br>
+ and effective."</p>
+
+<p>"You'll see your pal again presently," said Jones. "He's
+quicker<br>
+ at climbing down holes than I am. Just hold out while I fix
+the<br>
+ derbies."</p>
+
+<p>"I beg that you will not touch me with your filthy hands,"
+remarked<br>
+ our prisoner, as the handcuffs clattered upon his wrists. "You
+may<br>
+ not be aware that I have royal blood in my veins. Have the<br>
+ goodness also, when you address me, always to say 'sir' and<br>
+ 'please.'"</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said Jones, with a stare and a snigger. "Well,
+would<br>
+ you please, sir, march upstairs where we can get a cab to
+carry<br>
+ your highness to the police station?"</p>
+
+<p>"That is better," said John Clay serenely. He made a sweeping
+bow<br>
+ to the three of us, and walked quietly off in the custody of
+the<br>
+ detective.</p>
+
+<p>"Really, Mr. Holmes," said Mr. Merryweather, as we followed
+them<br>
+ from the cellar, "I do not know how the bank can thank you or
+repay<br>
+ you. There is no doubt that you have detected and defeated in
+the<br>
+ most complete manner one of the most determined attempts at
+bank<br>
+ robbery that have ever come within my experience."</p>
+
+<p>"I have had one or two little scores of my own to settle with
+Mr.<br>
+ John Clay," said Holmes. "I have been at some small expense
+over<br>
+ this matter, which I shall expect the bank to refund, but
+beyond<br>
+ that I am amply repaid by having had an experience which is in
+many<br>
+ ways unique, and by hearing the very remarkable narrative of
+the<br>
+ Red-headed League."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "You see, Watson," he explained, in the early hours of the
+morning,<br>
+ as we sat over a glass of whisky and soda in Baker Street, "it
+was<br>
+ perfectly obvious from the first that the only possible object
+of<br>
+ this rather fantastic business of the advertisement of the
+League,<br>
+ and the copying of the 'Encyclopaedia,' must be to get this
+not<br>
+ over-bright pawnbroker out of the way for a number of hours
+every<br>
+ day. It was a curious way of managing it, but really it would
+be<br>
+ difficult to suggest a better. The method was no doubt
+suggested<br>
+ to Clay's ingenious mind by the color of his accomplice's
+hair.<br>
+ The four pounds a week was a lure which must draw him, and what
+was<br>
+ it to them, who were playing for thousands? They put in the<br>
+ advertisement, one rogue has the temporary office, the other
+rogue<br>
+ incites the man to apply for it, and together they manage to
+secure<br>
+ his absence every morning in the week. From the time that I
+heard<br>
+ of the assistant having come for half wages, it was obvious to
+me<br>
+ that he had some strong motive for securing the situation."</p>
+
+<p>"But how could you guess what the motive was?"</p>
+
+<p>"Had there been women in the house, I should have suspected a
+mere<br>
+ vulgar intrigue. That, however, was out of the question. The<br>
+ man's business was a small one, and there was nothing in his
+house<br>
+ which could account for such elaborate preparations, and such
+an<br>
+ expenditure as they were at. It must then be something out of
+the<br>
+ house. What could it be? I thought of the assistant's
+fondness<br>
+ for photography, and his trick of vanishing into the cellar.
+The<br>
+ cellar! There was the end of this tangled clew. Then I made<br>
+ inquiries as to this mysterious assistant, and found that I had
+to<br>
+ deal with one of the coolest and most daring criminals in
+London.<br>
+ He was doing something in the cellar--something which took
+many<br>
+ hours a day for months on end. What could it be, once more?
+I<br>
+ could think of nothing save that he was running a tunnel to
+some<br>
+ other building.</p>
+
+<p>"So far I had got when we went to visit the scene of action.
+I<br>
+ surprised you by beating upon the pavement with my stick. I
+was<br>
+ ascertaining whether the cellar stretched out in front or
+behind.<br>
+ It was not in front. Then I rang the bell, and, as I hoped,
+the<br>
+ assistant answered it. We have had some skirmishes, but we
+had<br>
+ never set eyes upon each other before. I hardly looked at
+his<br>
+ face. His knees were what I wished to see. You must yourself
+have<br>
+ remarked how worn, wrinkled, and stained they were. They spoke
+of<br>
+ those hours of burrowing. The only remaining point was what
+they<br>
+ were burrowing for. I walked round the corner, saw that the
+City<br>
+ and Suburban Bank abutted on our friend's premises, and felt
+that I<br>
+ had solved my problem. When you drove home after the concert
+I<br>
+ called upon Scotland Yard, and upon the chairman of the bank<br>
+ directors, with the result that you have seen."</p>
+
+<p>"And how could you tell that they would make their attempt
+to-<br>
+ night?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, when they closed their League offices that was a sign
+that<br>
+ they cared no longer about Mr. Jabez Wilson's presence; in
+other<br>
+ words, that they had completed their tunnel. But it was
+essential<br>
+ that they should use it soon, as it might be discovered, or
+the<br>
+ bullion might be removed. Saturday would suit them better than
+any<br>
+ other day, as it would give them two days for their escape.
+For<br>
+ all these reasons I expected them to come to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"You reasoned it out beautifully," I exclaimed, in
+unfeigned<br>
+ admiration. "It is so long a chain, and yet every link rings<br>
+ true."</p>
+
+<p>"It saved me from ennui," he answered, yawning. "Alas! I
+already<br>
+ feel it closing in upon me. My life is spent in one long effort
+to<br>
+ escape from the commonplaces of existence. These little
+problems<br>
+ help me to do so."</p>
+
+<p>"And you are a benefactor of the race," said I. He shrugged
+his<br>
+ shoulders. "Well, perhaps, after all, it is of some little
+use,"<br>
+ he remarked. "'L'homme c'est rien--l'oeuvre c'est tout,' as<br>
+ Gustave Flaubert wrote to Georges Sands."</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ Egerton Castle</h3>
+
+<h2>The Baron's Quarry</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Oh, no, I assure you, you are not boring Mr. Marshfield,"
+said<br>
+ this personage himself in his gentle voice--that curious voice
+that<br>
+ could flow on for hours, promulgating profound and startling<br>
+ theories on every department of human knowledge or
+conducting<br>
+ paradoxical arguments without a single inflection or pause
+of<br>
+ hesitation. "I am, on the contrary, much interested in your<br>
+ hunting talk. To paraphrase a well-worn quotation somewhat
+widely,<br>
+ nihil humanum a me alienum est. Even hunting stories may
+have<br>
+ their point of biological interest; the philologist
+sometimes<br>
+ pricks his ear to the jargon of the chase; moreover, I am
+not<br>
+ incapable of appreciating the subject matter itself. This seems
+to<br>
+ excite some derision. I admit I am not much of a sportsman to
+look<br>
+ at, nor, indeed, by instinct, yet I have had some
+out-of-the-way<br>
+ experiences in that line--generally when intent on other
+pursuits.<br>
+ I doubt, for instance, if even you, Major Travers,
+notwithstanding<br>
+ your well-known exploits against man and beast,
+notwithstanding<br>
+ that doubtful smile of yours, could match the strangeness of
+a<br>
+ certain hunting adventure in which I played an important
+part."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The speaker's small, deep-set, black eyes, that never warmed
+to<br>
+ anything more human than a purely speculative scientific
+interest<br>
+ in his surroundings, here wandered round the skeptical yet<br>
+ expectant circle with bland amusement. He stretched out his<br>
+ bloodless fingers for another of his host's superfine cigars
+and<br>
+ proceeded, with only such interruptions as were occasioned by
+the<br>
+ lighting and careful smoking of the latter.</p>
+
+<p>"I was returning home after my prolonged stay in
+Petersburg,<br>
+ intending to linger on my way and test with mine own ears
+certain<br>
+ among the many dialects of Eastern Europe--anent which there is
+a<br>
+ symmetrical little cluster of philological knotty points it is
+my<br>
+ modest intention one day to unravel. However, that is neither
+here<br>
+ nor there. On the road to Hungary I bethought myself
+opportunely<br>
+ of proving the once pressingly offered hospitality of the
+Baron<br>
+ Kossowski.</p>
+
+<p>"You may have met the man, Major Travers; he was a
+tremendous<br>
+ sportsman, if you like. I first came across him at McNeil's
+place<br>
+ in remote Ireland. Now, being in Bukowina, within measurable<br>
+ distance of his Carpathian abode, and curious to see a Polish
+lord<br>
+ at home, I remembered his invitation. It was already of long<br>
+ standing, but it had been warm, born in fact of a sudden fit
+of<br>
+ enthusiasm for me"--here a half-mocking smile quivered an
+instant<br>
+ under the speaker's black mustache--"which, as it was<br>
+ characteristic, I may as well tell you about.</p>
+
+<p>"It was on the day of, or, rather, to be accurate, on the day
+after<br>
+ my arrival, toward the small hours of the morning, in the
+smoking<br>
+ room at Rathdrum. Our host was peacefully snoring over his
+empty<br>
+ pipe and his seventh glass of whisky, also empty. The rest of
+the<br>
+ men had slunk off to bed. The baron, who all unknown to
+himself<br>
+ had been a subject of most interesting observation to me the
+whole<br>
+ evening, being now practically alone with me, condescended to
+turn<br>
+ an eye, as wide awake as a fox's, albeit slightly bloodshot,
+upon<br>
+ the contemptible white-faced person who had preferred spending
+the<br>
+ raw hours over his papers, within the radius of a glorious
+fire's<br>
+ warmth, to creeping slyly over treacherous quagmires in the
+pursuit<br>
+ of timid bog creatures (snipe shooting had been the order of
+the<br>
+ day)--the baron, I say, became aware of my existence and
+entered<br>
+ into conversation with me.</p>
+
+<p>"He would no doubt have been much surprised could he have
+known<br>
+ that he was already mapped out, craniologically and<br>
+ physiognomically, catalogued with care and neatly laid by in
+his<br>
+ proper ethnological box, in my private type museum; that, as I
+sat<br>
+ and examined him from my different coigns of vantage in library,
+in<br>
+ dining and smoking room that evening, not a look of his, not
+a<br>
+ gesture went forth but had significance for me.</p>
+
+<p>"You, I had thought, with your broad shoulders and deep chest;
+your<br>
+ massive head that should have gone with a tall stature, not
+with<br>
+ those short sturdy limbs; with your thick red hair, that
+should<br>
+ have been black for that matter, as should your wide-set
+yellow<br>
+ eyes--you would be a real puzzle to one who did not recognize
+in<br>
+ you equal mixtures of the fair, stalwart and muscular Slav with
+the<br>
+ bilious-sanguine, thick-set, wiry Turanian. Your pedigree would
+no<br>
+ doubt bear me out: there is as much of the Magyar as of the Pole
+in<br>
+ your anatomy. Athlete, and yet a tangle of nerves; a
+ferocious<br>
+ brute at bottom, I dare say, for your broad forehead inclines
+to<br>
+ flatness; under your bristling beard your jaw must protrude,
+and<br>
+ the base of your skull is ominously thick. And, with all
+that,<br>
+ capable of ideal transports: when that girl played and sang
+to-<br>
+ night I saw the swelling of your eyelid veins, and how that
+small,<br>
+ tenacious, claw-like hand of yours twitched! You would be a
+fine<br>
+ leader of men--but God help the wretches in your power!</p>
+
+<p>"So had I mused upon him. Yet I confess that when we came
+in<br>
+ closer contact with each other, even I was not proof against
+the<br>
+ singular courtesy of his manner and his unaccountable
+personal<br>
+ charm.</p>
+
+<p>"Our conversation soon grew interesting; to me as a matter
+of<br>
+ course, and evidently to him also. A few general words led
+to<br>
+ interchange of remarks upon the country we were both visitors
+in<br>
+ and so to national characteristics--Pole and Irishman have not
+a<br>
+ few in common, both in their nature and history. An
+observation<br>
+ which he made, not without a certain flash in his light eyes and
+a<br>
+ transient uncovering of the teeth, on the Irish type of
+female<br>
+ beauty suddenly suggested to me a stanza of an ancient
+Polish<br>
+ ballad, very full of milk-and-blood imagery, of alternating<br>
+ ferocity and voluptuousness. This I quoted to the astounded<br>
+ foreigner in the vernacular, and this it was that metamorphosed
+his<br>
+ mere perfection of civility into sudden warmth, and, in
+fact,<br>
+ procured me the invitation in question.</p>
+
+<p>"When I left Rathdrum the baron's last words to me were that
+if I<br>
+ ever thought of visiting his country otherwise than in books,
+he<br>
+ held me bound to make Yany, his Galician seat, my headquarters
+of<br>
+ study.</p>
+
+<p>"From Czernowicz, therefore, where I stopped some time, I
+wrote,<br>
+ received in due time a few lines of prettily worded reply,
+and<br>
+ ultimately entered my sled in the nearest town to, yet at a
+most<br>
+ forbidding distance from, Yany, and started on my journey
+thither.</p>
+
+<p>"The undertaking meant many long hours of undulation and
+skidding<br>
+ over the November snow, to the somniferous bell jangle of my
+dirty<br>
+ little horses, the only impression of interest being a weird
+gypsy<br>
+ concert I came in for at a miserable drinking-booth half buried
+in<br>
+ the snow where we halted for the refreshment of man and
+beast.<br>
+ Here, I remember, I discovered a very definite connection
+between<br>
+ the characteristic run of the tsimbol, the peculiar bite of
+the<br>
+ Zigeuner's bow on his fiddle-string, and some distinctive points
+of<br>
+ Turanian tongues. In other countries, in Spain, for instance,
+your<br>
+ gypsy speaks differently on his instrument. But, oddly
+enough,<br>
+ when I later attempted to put this observation on paper I
+could<br>
+ find no word to express it."</p>
+
+<p>A few of our company evinced signs of sleepiness, but most of
+us<br>
+ who knew Marshfield, and that he could, unless he had
+something<br>
+ novel to say, be as silent and retiring as he now evinced signs
+of<br>
+ being copious, awaited further developments with patience. He
+has<br>
+ his own deliberate way of speaking, which he evidently
+enjoys<br>
+ greatly, though it be occasionally trying to his listeners.</p>
+
+<p>"On the afternoon of my second day's drive, the snow, which
+till<br>
+ then had fallen fine and continuous, ceased, and my Jehu,
+suddenly<br>
+ interrupting himself in the midst of some exciting wolf story
+quite<br>
+ in keeping with the time of year and the wild surroundings,
+pointed<br>
+ to a distant spot against the gray sky to the northwest,
+between<br>
+ two wood-covered folds of ground--the first eastern spurs of
+the<br>
+ great Carpathian chain.</p>
+
+<p>"'There stands Yany,' said he. I looked at my far-off goal
+with<br>
+ interest. As we drew nearer, the sinking sun, just dipping
+behind<br>
+ the hills, tinged the now distinct frontage with a cold
+copper-like<br>
+ gleam, but it was only for a minute; the next the building
+became<br>
+ nothing more to the eye than a black irregular silhouette
+against<br>
+ the crimson sky.</p>
+
+<p>"Before we entered the long, steep avenue of poplars, the
+early<br>
+ winter darkness was upon us, rendered all the more depressing
+by<br>
+ gray mists which gave a ghostly aspect to such objects as the
+sheen<br>
+ of the snow rendered visible. Once or twice there were
+feeble<br>
+ flashes of light looming in iridescent halos as we passed
+little<br>
+ clusters of hovels, but for which I should have been induced
+to<br>
+ fancy that the great Hof stood alone in the wilderness, such
+was<br>
+ the deathly stillness around. But even as the tall, square<br>
+ building rose before us above the vapor, yellow lighted in
+various<br>
+ stories, and mighty in height and breadth, there broke upon my
+ear<br>
+ a deep-mouthed, menacing bay, which gave at once almost
+alarming<br>
+ reality to the eerie surroundings. 'His lordship's boar and
+wolf<br>
+ hounds,' quoth my charioteer calmly, unmindful of the
+regular<br>
+ pandemonium of howls and barks which ensued as he skillfully
+turned<br>
+ his horses through the gateway and flogged the tired beasts into
+a<br>
+ sort of shambling canter that we might land with glory before
+the<br>
+ house door: a weakness common, I believe, to drivers of all<br>
+ nations.</p>
+
+<p>"I alighted in the court of honor, and while awaiting an
+answer to<br>
+ my tug at the bell, stood, broken with fatigue, depressed,
+chilled<br>
+ and aching, questioning the wisdom of my proceedings and the
+amount<br>
+ of comfort, physical and moral, that was likely to await me in
+a<br>
+ tete-a-tete visit with a well-mannered savage in his own
+home.</p>
+
+<p>"The unkempt tribe of stable retainers who began to gather
+round me<br>
+ and my rough vehicle in the gloom, with their evil-smelling<br>
+ sheepskins and their resigned, battered visages, were not<br>
+ calculated to reassure me. Yet when the door opened, there stood
+a<br>
+ smart chasseur and a solemn major-domo who might but just
+have<br>
+ stepped out of Mayfair; and there was displayed a spreading
+vista<br>
+ of warm, deep-colored halls, with here a statue and there a
+stuffed<br>
+ bear, and under foot pile carpets strewn with rarest skins.</p>
+
+<p>"Marveling, yet comforted withal, I followed the solemn
+butler, who<br>
+ received me with the deference due to an expected guest and<br>
+ expressed the master's regret for his enforced absence till
+dinner<br>
+ time. I traversed vast rooms, each more sumptuous than the
+last,<br>
+ feeling the strangeness of the contrast between the outer<br>
+ desolation and this sybaritic excess of luxury growing ever
+more<br>
+ strongly upon me; caught a glimpse of a picture gallery,
+where<br>
+ peculiar yet admirably executed latter-day French pictures
+hung<br>
+ side by side with ferocious boar hunts of Snyder and such kin;
+and,<br>
+ at length, was ushered into a most cheerful room, modern to
+excess<br>
+ in its comfortable promise, where, in addition to the tall
+stove<br>
+ necessary for warmth, there burned on an open hearth a
+vastly<br>
+ pleasant fire of resinous logs, and where, on a low table,
+awaited<br>
+ me a dainty service of fragrant Russian tea.</p>
+
+<p>"My impression of utter novelty seemed somehow enhanced by
+this<br>
+ unexpected refinement in the heart of the solitudes and in such
+a<br>
+ rugged shell, and yet, when I came to reflect, it was only<br>
+ characteristic of my cosmopolitan host. But another surprise
+was<br>
+ in store for me.</p>
+
+<p>"When I had recovered bodily warmth and mental equilibrium in
+my<br>
+ downy armchair, before the roaring logs, and during the
+delicious<br>
+ absorption of my second glass of tea, I turned my attention to
+the<br>
+ French valet, evidently the baron's own man, who was deftly<br>
+ unpacking my portmanteau, and who, unless my practiced eye
+deceived<br>
+ me, asked for nothing better than to entertain me with
+agreeable<br>
+ conversation the while.</p>
+
+<p>"'Your master is out, then?' quoth I, knowing that the most
+trivial<br>
+ remark would suffice to start him.</p>
+
+<p>"True, Monseigneur was out; he was desolated in despair (this
+with<br>
+ the national amiable and imaginative instinct); 'but it was<br>
+ doubtless important business. M. le Baron had the visit of
+his<br>
+ factor during the midday meal; had left the table hurriedly,
+and<br>
+ had not been seen since. Madame la Baronne had been a little<br>
+ suffering, but she would receive monsieur!'</p>
+
+<p>"'Madame!' exclaimed I, astounded, 'is your master then
+married?--<br>
+ since when?'--visions of a fair Tartar, fit mate for my
+baron,<br>
+ immediately springing somewhat alluringly before my mental
+vision.<br>
+ But the answer dispelled the picturesque fancy.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, yes,' said the man, with a somewhat peculiar
+expression.<br>
+ Yes, Monseigneur is married. Did Monsieur not know? And yet
+it<br>
+ was from England that Monseigneur brought back his wife.'</p>
+
+<p>"'An Englishwoman!'</p>
+
+<p>"My first thought was one of pity; an Englishwoman alone in
+this<br>
+ wilderness--two days' drive from even a railway station--and at
+the<br>
+ mercy of Kossowski! But the next minute I reversed my
+judgment.<br>
+ Probably she adored her rufous lord, took his veneer of
+courtesy--a<br>
+ veneer of the most exquisite polish, I grant you, but
+perilously<br>
+ thin--for the very perfection of chivalry. Or perchance it was
+his<br>
+ inner savageness itself that charmed her; the most refined
+women<br>
+ often amaze one by the fascination which the preponderance of
+the<br>
+ brute in the opposite sex seems to have for them.</p>
+
+<p>"I was anxious to hear more.</p>
+
+<p>"'Is it not dull for the lady here at this time of the
+year?'</p>
+
+<p>"The valet raised his shoulders with a gesture of despair that
+was<br>
+ almost passionate.</p>
+
+<p>"Dull! Ah, monsieur could not conceive to himself the dullness
+of<br>
+ it. That poor Madame la Baronne! not even a little child to
+keep<br>
+ her company on the long, long days when there was nothing but
+snow<br>
+ in the heaven and on the earth and the howling of the wind and
+the<br>
+ dogs to cheer her. At the beginning, indeed, it had been<br>
+ different; when the master first brought home his bride the
+house<br>
+ was gay enough. It was all redecorated and refurnished to
+receive<br>
+ her (monsieur should have seen it before, a mere
+rendezvous-de-<br>
+ chasse--for the matter of that so were all the country houses
+in<br>
+ these parts). Ah, that was the good time! There were visits
+month<br>
+ after month; parties, sleighing, dancing, trips to St.
+Petersburg<br>
+ and Vienna. But this year it seemed they were to have nothing
+but<br>
+ boars and wolves. How madame could stand it--well, it was not
+for<br>
+ him to speak--and heaving a deep sigh he delicately inserted
+my<br>
+ white tie round my collar, and with a flourish twisted it into
+an<br>
+ irreproachable bow beneath my chin. I did not think it right
+to<br>
+ cross-examine the willing talker any further, especially as,<br>
+ despite his last asseveration, there were evidently volumes
+he<br>
+ still wished to pour forth; but I confess that, as I made my
+way<br>
+ slowly out of my room along the noiseless length of passage, I
+was<br>
+ conscious of an unwonted, not to say vulgar, curiosity
+concerning<br>
+ the woman who had captivated such a man as the Baron
+Kossowski.</p>
+
+<p>"In a fit of speculative abstraction I must have taken the
+wrong<br>
+ turning, for I presently found myself in a long, narrow passage.
+I<br>
+ did not remember. I was retracing my steps when there came
+the<br>
+ sound of rapid footfalls upon stone flags; a little door flew
+open<br>
+ in the wall close to me, and a small, thick-set man, huddled in
+the<br>
+ rough sheepskin of the Galician peasant, with a mangy fur cap
+on<br>
+ his head, nearly ran headlong into my arms. I was about<br>
+ condescendingly to interpellate him in my best Polish, when
+I<br>
+ caught the gleam of an angry yellow eye and noted the bristle of
+a<br>
+ red beard--Kossowski!</p>
+
+<p>"Amazed, I fell back a step in silence. With a growl like
+an<br>
+ uncouth animal disturbed, he drew his filthy cap over his brow
+with<br>
+ a savage gesture and pursued his way down the corridor at a sort
+of<br>
+ wild-boar trot.</p>
+
+<p>"This first meeting between host and guest was so odd, so<br>
+ incongruous, that it afforded me plenty of food for a fresh line
+of<br>
+ conjecture as I traced my way back to the picture gallery, and
+from<br>
+ thence successfully to the drawing-room, which, as the door
+was<br>
+ ajar, I could not this time mistake.</p>
+
+<p>"It was large and lofty and dimly lit by shaded lamps; through
+the<br>
+ rosy gloom I could at first only just make out a slender figure
+by<br>
+ the hearth; but as I advanced, this was resolved into a
+singularly<br>
+ graceful woman in clinging, fur-trimmed velvet gown, who, with
+one<br>
+ hand resting on the high mantelpiece, the other banging
+listlessly<br>
+ by her side, stood gazing down at the crumbling wood fire as if
+in<br>
+ a dream.</p>
+
+<p>"My friends are kind enough to say that I have a catlike
+tread; I<br>
+ know not how that may be; at any rate the carpet I was walking
+upon<br>
+ was thick enough to smother a heavier footfall: not until I
+was<br>
+ quite close to her did my hostess become aware of my
+presence.<br>
+ Then she started violently and looked over her shoulder at me
+with<br>
+ dilating eyes. Evidently a nervous creature, I saw the pulse
+in<br>
+ her throat, strained by her attitude, flutter like a
+terrified<br>
+ bird.</p>
+
+<p>"The next instant she had stretched out her hand with sweet
+English<br>
+ words of welcome, and the face, which I had been comparing in
+my<br>
+ mind to that of Guido's Cenci, became transformed by the arch
+and<br>
+ exquisite smile of a Greuse. For more than two years I had had
+no<br>
+ intercourse with any of my nationality. I could conceive the
+sound<br>
+ of his native tongue under such circumstances moving a man in
+a<br>
+ curious unexpected fashion.</p>
+
+<p>"I babbled some commonplace reply, after which there was
+silence<br>
+ while we stood opposite each other, she looking at me
+expectantly.<br>
+ At length, with a sigh checked by a smile and an overtone of<br>
+ sadness in a voice that yet tried to be sprightly:</p>
+
+<p>"'Am I then so changed, Mr. Marshfield?' she asked. And all
+at<br>
+ once I knew her: the girl whose nightingale throat had redeemed
+the<br>
+ desolation of the evenings at Rathdrum, whose sunny beauty
+had<br>
+ seemed (even to my celebrated cold-blooded aestheticism) worthy
+to<br>
+ haunt a man's dreams. Yes, there was the subtle curve of the<br>
+ waist, the warm line of throat, the dainty foot, the slender
+tip-<br>
+ tilted fingers--witty fingers, as I had classified them--which
+I<br>
+ now shook like a true Briton, instead of availing myself of
+the<br>
+ privilege the country gave me, and kissing her slender
+wrist.</p>
+
+<p>"But she was changed; and I told her so with
+unconventional<br>
+ frankness, studying her closely as I spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"'I am afraid,' I said gravely, 'that this place does not
+agree<br>
+ with you.'</p>
+
+<p>"She shrank from my scrutiny with a nervous movement and
+flushed to<br>
+ the roots of her red-brown hair. Then she answered coldly that
+I<br>
+ was wrong, that she was in excellent health, but that she could
+not<br>
+ expect any more than other people to preserve perennial youth
+(I<br>
+ rapidly calculated she might be two-and-twenty), though,
+indeed,<br>
+ with a little forced laugh, it was scarcely flattering to hear
+one<br>
+ had altered out of all recognition. Then, without allowing me
+time<br>
+ to reply, she plunged into a general topic of conversation
+which,<br>
+ as I should have been obtuse indeed not to take the hint, I did
+my<br>
+ best to keep up.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "But while she talked of Vienna and Warsaw, of her distant<br>
+ neighbors, and last year's visitors, it was evident that her
+mind<br>
+ was elsewhere; her eye wandered, she lost the thread of her<br>
+ discourse, answered me at random, and smiled her piteous
+smile<br>
+ incongruously.</p>
+
+<p>"However lonely she might be in her solitary splendor, the
+company<br>
+ of a countryman was evidently no such welcome diversion.</p>
+
+<p>"After a little while she seemed to feel herself that she
+was<br>
+ lacking in cordiality, and, bringing her absent gaze to bear
+upon<br>
+ me with a puzzled strained look: 'I fear you will find it
+very<br>
+ dull,' she said, 'my husband is so wrapped up this winter in
+his<br>
+ country life and his sport. You are the first visitor we have
+had.<br>
+ There is nothing but guns and horses here, and you do not care
+for<br>
+ these things.'</p>
+
+<p>"The door creaked behind us; and the baron entered, in
+faultless<br>
+ evening dress. Before she turned toward him I was sharp enough
+to<br>
+ catch again the upleaping of a quick dread in her eyes, not even
+so<br>
+ much dread perhaps, I thought afterwards, as horror--the horror
+we<br>
+ notice in some animals at the nearing of a beast of prey. It
+was<br>
+ gone in a second, and she was smiling. But it was a
+revelation.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps he beat her in Russian fashion, and she, as an<br>
+ Englishwoman, was narrow-minded enough to resent this; or
+perhaps,<br>
+ merely, I had the misfortune to arrive during a matrimonial<br>
+ misunderstanding.</p>
+
+<p>"The baron would not give me leisure to reflect; he was so
+very<br>
+ effusive in his greeting--not a hint of our previous
+meeting--<br>
+ unlike my hostess, all in all to me; eager to listen, to
+reply;<br>
+ almost affectionate, full of references to old times and
+genial<br>
+ allusions. No doubt when he chose he could be the most charming
+of<br>
+ men; there were moments when, looking at him in his quiet smile
+and<br>
+ restrained gesture, the almost exaggerated politeness of his
+manner<br>
+ to his wife, whose fingers he had kissed with pretty,
+old-fashioned<br>
+ gallantry upon his entrance, I asked myself, Could that
+encounter<br>
+ in the passage have been a dream? Could that savage in the<br>
+ sheepskin be my courteous entertainer?</p>
+
+<p>"'Just as I came in, did I hear my wife say there was nothing
+for<br>
+ you to do in this place?' he said presently to me. Then,
+turning<br>
+ to her:</p>
+
+<p>"'You do not seem to know Mr. Marshfield. Wherever he can
+open<br>
+ his eyes there is for him something to see which might not
+interest<br>
+ other men. He will find things in my library which I have no<br>
+ notion of. He will discover objects for scientific observation
+in<br>
+ all the members of my household, not only in the
+good-looking<br>
+ maids--though he could, I have no doubt, tell their points as
+I<br>
+ could those of a horse. We have maidens here of several
+distinct<br>
+ races, Marshfield. We have also witches, and Jew leeches, and
+holy<br>
+ daft people. In any case, Yany, with all its dependencies,<br>
+ material, male and female, are at your disposal, for what you
+can<br>
+ make out of them.</p>
+
+<p>"'It is good,' he went on gayly, 'that you should happen to
+have<br>
+ this happy disposition, for I fear that, no later than
+to-morrow, I<br>
+ may have to absent myself from home. I have heard that there
+are<br>
+ news of wolves--they threaten to be a greater pest than usual
+this<br>
+ winter, but I am going to drive them on quite a new plan, and
+it<br>
+ will go hard with me if I don't come even with them. Well for
+you,<br>
+ by the way, Marshfield, that you did not pass within their
+scent<br>
+ today.' Then, musingly: 'I should not give much for the life of
+a<br>
+ traveler who happened to wander in these parts just now.' Here
+he<br>
+ interrupted himself hastily and went over to his wife, who had
+sunk<br>
+ back on her chair, livid, seemingly on the point of
+swooning.</p>
+
+<p>"His gaze was devouring; so might a man look at the woman
+he<br>
+ adored, in his anxiety.</p>
+
+<p>"'What! faint, Violet, alarmed!' His voice was subdued, yet
+there<br>
+ was an unmistakable thrill of emotion in it.</p>
+
+<p>"'Pshaw!' thought I to myself, 'the man is a model
+husband.'</p>
+
+<p>"She clinched her hands, and by sheer force of will seemed to
+pull<br>
+ herself together. These nervous women have often an
+unexpected<br>
+ fund of strength.</p>
+
+<p>"'Come, that is well,' said the baron with a flickering smile;
+'Mr.<br>
+ Marshfield will think you but badly acclimatized to Poland if
+a<br>
+ little wolf scare can upset you. My dear wife is so
+soft-hearted,'<br>
+ he went on to me, 'that she is capable of making herself quite
+ill<br>
+ over the sad fate that might have, but has not, overcome you.
+Or,<br>
+ perhaps,' he added, in a still gentler voice, 'her fear is that
+I<br>
+ may expose myself to danger for the public weal.'</p>
+
+<p>"She turned her head away, but I saw her set her teeth as if
+to<br>
+ choke a sob. The baron chuckled in his throat and seemed to<br>
+ luxuriate in the pleasant thought.</p>
+
+<p>"At this moment folding doors were thrown open, and supper
+was<br>
+ announced. I offered my arm, she rose and took it in
+silence.<br>
+ This silence she maintained during the first part of the
+meal,<br>
+ despite her husband's brilliant conversation and almost
+uproarious<br>
+ spirits. But by and by a bright color mounted to her cheeks
+and<br>
+ luster to her eyes. I suppose you will think me horribly<br>
+ unpoetical if I add that she drank several glasses of champagne
+one<br>
+ after the other, a fact which perhaps may account for the
+change.</p>
+
+<p>"At any rate she spoke and laughed and looked lovely, and I
+did not<br>
+ wonder that the baron could hardly keep his eyes off her.
+But<br>
+ whether it was her wifely anxiety or not--it was evident her
+mind<br>
+ was not at ease through it all, and I fancied that her
+brightness<br>
+ was feverish, her merriment slightly hysterical.</p>
+
+<p>"After supper--an exquisite one it was--we adjourned together,
+in<br>
+ foreign fashion, to the drawing-room; the baron threw himself
+into<br>
+ a chair and, somewhat with the air of a pasha, demanded music.
+He<br>
+ was flushed; the veins of his forehead were swollen and stood
+out<br>
+ like cords; the wine drunk at table was potent: even through
+my<br>
+ phlegmatic frame it ran hotly.</p>
+
+<p>"She hesitated a moment or two, then docilely sat down to
+the<br>
+ piano. That she could sing I have already made clear: how
+she<br>
+ could sing, with what pathos, passion, as well as perfect art,
+I<br>
+ had never realized before.</p>
+
+<p>"When the song was ended she remained for a while, with eyes
+lost<br>
+ in distance, very still, save for her quick breathing. It
+was<br>
+ clear she was moved by the music; indeed she must have thrown
+her<br>
+ whole soul into it.</p>
+
+<p>"At first we, the audience, paid her the rare compliment
+of<br>
+ silence. Then the baron broke forth into loud applause.
+'Brava,<br>
+ brava! that was really said con amore. A delicious love
+song,<br>
+ delicious--but French! You must sing one of our Slav melodies
+for<br>
+ Marshfield before you allow us to go and smoke.'</p>
+
+<p>"She started from her reverie with a flush, and after a
+pause<br>
+ struck slowly a few simple chords, then began one of those<br>
+ strangely sweet, yet intensely pathetic Russian airs, which
+give<br>
+ one a curious revelation of the profound, endless melancholy<br>
+ lurking in the national mind.</p>
+
+<p>"'What do you think of it?' asked the baron of me when it
+ceased.</p>
+
+<p>"'What I have always thought of such music--it is that of
+a<br>
+ hopeless people; poetical, crushed, and resigned.'</p>
+
+<p>"He gave a loud laugh. 'Hear the analyst, the
+psychologue--why,<br>
+ man, it is a love song! Is it possible that we, uncivilized,
+are<br>
+ truer realists than our hypercultured Western neighbors? Have
+we<br>
+ gone to the root of the matter, in our simple way?'</p>
+
+<p>"The baroness got up abruptly. She looked white and spent;
+there<br>
+ were bister circles round her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"'I am tired,' she said, with dry lips. 'You will excuse me,
+Mr.<br>
+ Marshfield, I must really go to bed.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Go to bed, go to bed,' cried her husband gayly. Then,
+quoting in<br>
+ Russian from the song she had just sung: 'Sleep, my little
+soft<br>
+ white dove: my little innocent tender lamb!' She hurried from
+the<br>
+ room. The baron laughed again, and, taking me familiarly by
+the<br>
+ arm, led me to his own set of apartments for the promised
+smoke.<br>
+ He ensconced me in an armchair, placed cigars of every
+description<br>
+ and a Turkish pipe ready to my hand, and a little table on
+which<br>
+ stood cut-glass flasks and beakers in tempting array.</p>
+
+<p>"After I had selected my cigar with some precautions, I
+glanced at<br>
+ him over a careless remark, and was startled to see a sudden<br>
+ alteration in his whole look and attitude.</p>
+
+<p>"'You will forgive me, Marshfield,' he said, as he caught my
+eye,<br>
+ speaking with spasmodic politeness. 'It is more than probable
+that<br>
+ I shall have to set out upon this chase I spoke of to-night, and
+I<br>
+ must now go and change my clothes, that I may be ready to start
+at<br>
+ any moment. This is the hour when it is most likely these
+hell<br>
+ beasts are to be got at. You have all you want, I hope,'<br>
+ interrupting an outbreak of ferocity by an effort after his
+former<br>
+ courtesy.</p>
+
+<p>"It was curious to watch the man of the world struggling with
+the<br>
+ primitive man.</p>
+
+<p>"'But, baron,' said I, 'I do not at all see the fun of
+sticking at<br>
+ home like this. You know my passion for witnessing everything
+new,<br>
+ strange, and outlandish. You will surely not refuse me such
+an<br>
+ opportunity for observation as a midnight wolf raid. I will do
+my<br>
+ best not to be in the way if you will take me with you.'</p>
+
+<p>"At first it seemed as if he had some difficulty in realizing
+the<br>
+ drift of my words, he was so engrossed by some inner thought.
+But<br>
+ as I repeated them, he gave vent to a loud cachinnation.</p>
+
+<p>"'By heaven! I like your spirit,' he exclaimed, clapping
+me<br>
+ strongly on the shoulder. 'Of course you shall come. You
+shall,'<br>
+ he repeated, 'and I promise you a sight, a hunt such as you
+never<br>
+ heard or dreamed of--you will be able to tell them in England
+the<br>
+ sort of thing we can do here in that line--such wolves are
+rare<br>
+ quarry,' he added, looking slyly at me, 'and I have a new plan
+for<br>
+ getting at them.'</p>
+
+<p>"There was a long pause, and then there rose in the stillness
+the<br>
+ unearthly howling of the baron's hounds, a cheerful sound
+which<br>
+ only their owner's somewhat loud converse of the evening had
+kept<br>
+ from becoming excessively obtrusive.</p>
+
+<p>"'Hark at them--the beauties!' cried he, showing his short,
+strong<br>
+ teeth, pointed like a dog's in a wide grin of anticipative
+delight.<br>
+ 'They have been kept on pretty short commons, poor things!
+They<br>
+ are hungry. By the way, Marshfield, you can sit tight to a
+horse,<br>
+ I trust? If you were to roll off, you know, these splendid<br>
+ fellows--they would chop you up in a second. They would chop
+you<br>
+ up,' he repeated unctuously, 'snap, crunch, gobble, and there
+would<br>
+ be an end of you!'</p>
+
+<p>"'If I could not ride a decent horse without being thrown,'
+I<br>
+ retorted, a little stung by his manner, 'after my recent
+three<br>
+ months' torture with the Guard Cossacks, I should indeed be
+a<br>
+ hopeless subject. Do not think of frightening me from the
+exploit,<br>
+ but say frankly if my company would be displeasing.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Tut!' he said, waving his hand impatiently, 'it is your
+affair.<br>
+ I have warned you. Go and get ready if you want to come.
+Time<br>
+ presses.'</p>
+
+<p>"I was determined to be of the fray; my blood was up. I
+have<br>
+ hinted that the baron's Tokay had stirred it.</p>
+
+<p>"I went to my room and hurriedly donned clothes more suitable
+for<br>
+ rough night work. My last care was to slip into my pockets a
+brace<br>
+ of double-barreled pistols which formed part of my traveling
+kit.<br>
+ When I returned I found the baron already booted and spurred;
+this<br>
+ without metaphor. He was stretched full length on the divan,
+and<br>
+ did not speak as I came in, or even look at me. Chewing an
+unlit<br>
+ cigar, with eyes fixed on the ceiling, he was evidently
+following<br>
+ some absorbing train of ideas.</p>
+
+<p>"The silence was profound; time went by; it grew oppressive;
+at<br>
+ length, wearied out, I fell, over my chibouque, into a doze
+filled<br>
+ with puzzling visions, out of which I was awakened with a
+start.<br>
+ My companion had sprung up, very lightly, to his feet. In
+his<br>
+ throat was an odd, half-suppressed cry, grewsome to hear. He
+stood<br>
+ on tiptoe, with eyes fixed, as though looking through the wall,
+and<br>
+ I distinctly saw his ears point in the intensity of his
+listening.</p>
+
+<p>"After a moment, with hasty, noiseless energy, and without
+the<br>
+ slightest ceremony, he blew the lamps out, drew back the
+heavy<br>
+ curtains and threw the tall window wide open. A rush of icy
+air,<br>
+ and the bright rays of the moon--gibbous, I remember, in her
+third<br>
+ quarter--filled the room. Outside the mist had condensed, and
+the<br>
+ view was unrestricted over the white plains at the foot of
+the<br>
+ hill.</p>
+
+<p>"The baron stood motionless in the open window, callous to the
+cold<br>
+ in which, after a minute, I could hardly keep my teeth from<br>
+ chattering, his head bent forward, still listening. I
+listened<br>
+ too, with 'all my ears,' but could not catch a sound; indeed
+the<br>
+ silence over the great expanse of snow might have been
+called<br>
+ awful; even the dogs were mute.</p>
+
+<p>"Presently, far, far away, came a faint tinkle of bells; so
+faint,<br>
+ at first, that I thought it was but fancy, then distincter. It
+was<br>
+ even more eerie than the silence, I thought, though I knew it
+could<br>
+ come but from some passing sleigh. All at once that ceased,
+and<br>
+ again my duller senses could perceive nothing, though I saw by
+my<br>
+ host's craning neck that he was more on the alert than ever.
+But<br>
+ at last I too heard once more, this time not bells, but as it
+were<br>
+ the tread of horses muffled by the snow, intermittent and dull,
+yet<br>
+ drawing nearer. And then in the inner silence of the great
+house<br>
+ it seemed to me I caught the noise of closing doors; but here
+the<br>
+ hounds, as if suddenly becoming alive to some disturbance,
+raised<br>
+ the same fearsome concert of yells and barks with which they
+had<br>
+ greeted my arrival, and listening became useless.</p>
+
+<p>"I had risen to my feet. My host, turning from the window,
+seized<br>
+ my shoulder with a fierce grip, and bade me 'hold my noise'; for
+a<br>
+ second or two I stood motionless under his iron talons, then
+he<br>
+ released me with an exultant whisper: "Now for our chase!" and
+made<br>
+ for the door with a spring. Hastily gulping down a mouthful
+of<br>
+ arrack from one of the bottles on the table, I followed him,
+and,<br>
+ guided by the sound of his footsteps before me, groped my
+way<br>
+ through passages as black as Erebus.</p>
+
+<p>"After a time, which seemed a long one, a small door was flung
+open<br>
+ in front, and I saw Kossowski glide into the moonlit courtyard
+and<br>
+ cross the square. When I too came out he was disappearing into
+the<br>
+ gaping darkness of the open stable door, and there I overtook
+him.</p>
+
+<p>"A man who seemed to have been sleeping in a corner jumped up
+at<br>
+ our entrance, and led out a horse ready saddled. In obedience to
+a<br>
+ gruff order from his master, as the latter mounted, he then
+brought<br>
+ forward another which he had evidently thought to ride himself
+and<br>
+ held the stirrup for me.</p>
+
+<p>"We came delicately forth, and the Cossack hurriedly barred
+the<br>
+ great door behind us. I caught a glimpse of his worn, scarred
+face<br>
+ by the moonlight, as he peeped after us for a second before<br>
+ shutting himself in; it was stricken with terror.</p>
+
+<p>"The baron trotted briskly toward the kennels, from whence
+there<br>
+ was now issuing a truly infernal clangor, and, as my steed
+followed<br>
+ suit of his own accord, I could see how he proceeded dexterously
+to<br>
+ unbolt the gates without dismounting, while the beasts
+within<br>
+ dashed themselves against them and tore the ground in their fury
+of<br>
+ impatience.</p>
+
+<p>"He smiled, as he swung back the barriers at last, and his<br>
+ 'beauties' came forth. Seven or eight monstrous brutes, hounds
+of<br>
+ a kind unknown to me: fulvous and sleek of coat, tall on
+their<br>
+ legs, square-headed, long-tailed, deep-chested; with terrible
+jaws<br>
+ slobbering in eagerness. They leaped around and up at us, much
+to<br>
+ our horses' distaste. Kossowski, still smiling, lashed at
+them<br>
+ unsparingly with his hunting whip, and they responded, not
+with<br>
+ yells of pain, but with snarls of fury.</p>
+
+<p>"Managing his restless steed and his cruel whip with
+consummate<br>
+ ease, my host drove the unruly crew before him out of the<br>
+ precincts, then halted and bent down from his saddle to
+examine<br>
+ some slight prints in the snow which led, not the way I had
+come,<br>
+ but toward what seemed another avenue. In a second or two
+the<br>
+ hounds were gathered round this spot, their great snake-like
+tails<br>
+ quivering, nose to earth, yelping with excitement. I had some
+ado<br>
+ to manage my horse, and my eyesight was far from being as keen
+as<br>
+ the baron's, but I had then no doubt he had come already upon
+wolf<br>
+ tracks, and I shuddered mentally, thinking of the sleigh
+bells.</p>
+
+<p>"Suddenly Kossowski raised himself from his strained
+position;<br>
+ under his low fur cap his face, with its fixed smile, looked<br>
+ scarcely human in the white light: and then we broke into a
+hand<br>
+ canter just as the hounds dashed, in a compact body, along
+the<br>
+ trail.</p>
+
+<p>"But we had not gone more than a few hundred yards before
+they<br>
+ began to falter, then straggled, stopped and ran back and
+about<br>
+ with dismal cries. It was clear to me they had lost the scent.
+My<br>
+ companion reined in his horse, and mine, luckily a
+well-trained<br>
+ brute, halted of himself.</p>
+
+<p>"We had reached a bend in a broad avenue of firs and larches,
+and<br>
+ just where we stood, and where the hounds ever returned and
+met<br>
+ nose to nose in frantic conclave, the snow was trampled and
+soiled,<br>
+ and a little farther on planed in a great sweep, as if by a
+turning<br>
+ sleigh. Beyond was a double-furrowed track of skaits and
+regular<br>
+ hoof prints leading far away.</p>
+
+<p>"Before I had time to reflect upon the bearing of this
+unexpected<br>
+ interruption, Kossowski, as if suddenly possessed by a devil,
+fell<br>
+ upon the hounds with his whip, flogging them upon the new
+track,<br>
+ uttering the while the most savage cries I have ever heard
+issue<br>
+ from human throat. The disappointed beasts were nothing loath
+to<br>
+ seize upon another trail; after a second of hesitation they
+had<br>
+ understood, and were off upon it at a tearing pace, we after
+them<br>
+ at the best speed of our horses.</p>
+
+<p>"Some unformed idea that we were going to escort, or
+rescue,<br>
+ benighted travelers flickered dimly in my mind as I galloped<br>
+ through the night air; but when I managed to approach my
+companion<br>
+ and called out to him for explanation, he only turned half
+round<br>
+ and grinned at me.</p>
+
+<p>"Before us lay now the white plain, scintillating under the
+high<br>
+ moon's rays. That light is deceptive; I could be sure of
+nothing<br>
+ upon the wide expanse but of the dark, leaping figures of
+the<br>
+ hounds already spread out in a straggling line, some right
+ahead,<br>
+ others just in front of us. In a short time also the icy
+wind,<br>
+ cutting my face mercilessly as we increased our pace, well
+nigh<br>
+ blinded me with tears of cold.</p>
+
+<p>"I can hardly realize how long this pursuit after an unseen
+prey<br>
+ lasted; I can only remember that I was getting rather faint
+with<br>
+ fatigue, and ignominiously held on to my pommel, when all of
+a<br>
+ sudden the black outline of a sleigh merged into sight in front
+of<br>
+ us.</p>
+
+<p>"I rubbed my smarting eyes with my benumbed hand; we were
+gaining<br>
+ upon it second by second; two of those hell hounds of the
+baron's<br>
+ were already within a few leaps of it.</p>
+
+<p>"Soon I was able to make out two figures, one standing up
+and<br>
+ urging the horses on with whip and voice, the other clinging to
+the<br>
+ back seat and looking toward us in an attitude of terror. A
+great<br>
+ fear crept into my half-frozen brain--were we not bringing
+deadly<br>
+ danger instead of help to these travelers? Great God! did
+the<br>
+ baron mean to use them as a bait for his new method of wolf<br>
+ hunting?</p>
+
+<p>"I would have turned upon Kossowski with a cry of
+expostulation or<br>
+ warning, but he, urging on his hounds as he galloped on
+their<br>
+ flank, howling and gesticulating like a veritable Hun, passed me
+by<br>
+ like a flash--and all at once I knew."</p>
+
+<p>Marshfield paused for a moment and sent his pale smile round
+upon<br>
+ his listeners, who now showed no signs of sleepiness; he
+knocked<br>
+ the ash from his cigar, twisted the latter round in his mouth,
+and<br>
+ added dryly:</p>
+
+<p>"And I confess it seemed to me a little strong even for a
+baron in<br>
+ the Carpathians. The travelers were our quarry. But the
+reason<br>
+ why the Lord of Yany had turned man-hunter I was yet to
+learn.<br>
+ Just then I had to direct my energies to frustrating his plans.
+I<br>
+ used my spurs mercilessly. While I drew up even with him I saw
+the<br>
+ two figures in the sleigh change places; he who had hitherto
+driven<br>
+ now faced back, while his companion took the reins; there was
+the<br>
+ pale blue sheen of a revolver barrel under the moonlight,
+followed<br>
+ by a yellow flash, and the nearest hound rolled over in the
+snow.</p>
+
+<p>"With an oath the baron twisted round in his saddle to call up
+and<br>
+ urge on the remainder. My horse had taken fright at the report
+and<br>
+ dashed irresistibly forward, bringing me at once almost level
+with<br>
+ the fugitives, and the next instant the revolver was turned<br>
+ menacingly toward me. There was no time to explain; my pistol
+was<br>
+ already drawn, and as another of the brutes bounded up,
+almost<br>
+ under my horse's feet, I loosed it upon him. I must have let
+off<br>
+ both barrels at once, for the weapon flew out of my hand, but
+the<br>
+ hound's back was broken. I presume the traveler understood; at
+any<br>
+ rate, he did not fire at me.</p>
+
+<p>"In moments of intense excitement like these, strangely
+enough, the<br>
+ mind is extraordinarily open to impressions. I shall never
+forget<br>
+ that man's countenance in the sledge, as he stood upright
+and<br>
+ defied us in his mortal danger; it was young, very handsome,
+the<br>
+ features not distorted, but set into a sort of desperate,
+stony<br>
+ calm, and I knew it, beyond all doubt, for that of an
+Englishman.<br>
+ And then I saw his companion--it was the baron's wife. And I<br>
+ understood why the bells had been removed.</p>
+
+<p>"It takes a long time to say this; it only required an instant
+to<br>
+ see it. The loud explosion of my pistol had hardly ceased to
+ring<br>
+ before the baron, with a fearful imprecation, was upon me.
+First<br>
+ he lashed at me with his whip as we tore along side by side,
+and<br>
+ then I saw him wind the reins round his off arm and bend over,
+and<br>
+ I felt his angry fingers close tightly on my right foot. The
+next<br>
+ instant I should have been lifted out of my saddle, but there
+came<br>
+ another shot from the sledge. The baron's horse plunged and<br>
+ stumbled, and the baron, hanging on to my foot with a fierce
+grip,<br>
+ was wrenched from his seat. His horse, however, was up again<br>
+ immediately, and I was released, and then I caught a
+confused<br>
+ glimpse of the frightened and wounded animal galloping wildly
+away<br>
+ to the right, leaving a black track of blood behind him in
+the<br>
+ snow, his master, entangled in the reins, running with
+incredible<br>
+ swiftness by his side and endeavoring to vault back into the<br>
+ saddle.</p>
+
+<p>"And now came to pass a terrible thing which, in his savage
+plans,<br>
+ my host had doubtless never anticipated.</p>
+
+<p>"One of the hounds that had during this short check recovered
+lost<br>
+ ground, coming across this hot trail of blood, turned away from
+his<br>
+ course, and with a joyous yell darted after the running man.
+In<br>
+ another instant the remainder of the pack was upon the new
+scent.</p>
+
+<p>"As soon as I could stop my horse, I tried to turn him in
+the<br>
+ direction the new chase had taken, but just then, through the
+night<br>
+ air, over the receding sound of the horse's scamper and the
+sobbing<br>
+ of the pack in full cry, there came a long scream, and after
+that a<br>
+ sickening silence. And I knew that somewhere yonder, under
+the<br>
+ beautiful moonlight, the Baron Kossowski was being devoured by
+his<br>
+ starving dogs.</p>
+
+<p>"I looked round, with the sweat on my face, vaguely, for some
+human<br>
+ being to share the horror of the moment, and I saw, gliding
+away,<br>
+ far away in the white distance, the black silhouette of the<br>
+ sledge."</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" said we, in divers tones of impatience, curiosity,
+or<br>
+ horror, according to our divers temperaments, as the speaker<br>
+ uncrossed his legs and gazed at us in mild triumph, with all
+the<br>
+ air of having said his say, and satisfactorily proved his
+point.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," repeated he, "what more do you want to know? It
+will<br>
+ interest you but slightly, I am sure, to hear how I found my
+way<br>
+ back to the Hof; or how I told as much as I deemed prudent of
+the<br>
+ evening's grewsome work to the baron's servants, who, by the
+way,<br>
+ to my amazement, displayed the profoundest and most
+unmistakable<br>
+ sorrow at the tidings, and sallied forth (at their head the
+Cossack<br>
+ who had seen us depart) to seek for his remains. Excuse the<br>
+ unpleasantness of the remark: I fear the dogs must have left
+very<br>
+ little of him, he had dieted them so carefully. However, since
+it<br>
+ was to have been a case of 'chop, crunch, and gobble,' as the
+baron<br>
+ had it, I preferred that that particular fate should have
+overtaken<br>
+ him rather than me--or, for that matter, either of those two<br>
+ country people of ours in the sledge.</p>
+
+<p>"Nor am I going to inflict upon you," continued Marshfield,
+after<br>
+ draining his glass, "a full account of my impressions when I
+found<br>
+ myself once more in that immense, deserted, and stricken house,
+so<br>
+ luxuriously prepared for the mistress who had fled from it; how
+I<br>
+ philosophized over all this, according to my wont; the
+conjectures<br>
+ I made as to the first acts of the drama; the untold sufferings
+my<br>
+ countrywoman must have endured from the moment her husband
+first<br>
+ grew jealous till she determined on this desperate step; as to
+how<br>
+ and when she had met her lover, how they communicated, and how
+the<br>
+ baron had discovered the intended flitting in time to concoct
+his<br>
+ characteristic revenge.</p>
+
+<p>"One thing you may be sure of, I had no mind to remain at Yany
+an<br>
+ hour longer than necessary. I even contrived to get well clear
+of<br>
+ the neighborhood before the lady's absence was discovered.
+Luckily<br>
+ for me--or I might have been taxed with connivance, though
+indeed<br>
+ the simple household did not seem to know what suspicion was,
+and<br>
+ accepted my account with childlike credence--very typical, and
+very<br>
+ convenient to me at the same time."</p>
+
+<p>"But how do you know," said one of us, "that the man was her
+lover?<br>
+ He might have been her brother or some other relative."</p>
+
+<p>"That," said Marshfield, with his little flat laugh, "I happen
+to<br>
+ have ascertained--and, curiously enough, only a few weeks ago.
+It<br>
+ was at the play, between the acts, from my comfortable seat
+(the<br>
+ first row in the pit). I was looking leisurely round the
+house<br>
+ when I caught sight of a woman, in a box close by, whose head
+was<br>
+ turned from me, and who presented the somewhat unusual spectacle
+of<br>
+ a young neck and shoulders of the most exquisite
+contour--and<br>
+ perfectly gray hair; and not dull gray, but rather of a
+pleasing<br>
+ tint like frosted silver. This aroused my curiosity. I brought
+my<br>
+ glasses to a focus on her and waited patiently till she
+turned<br>
+ round. Then I recognized the Baroness Kassowski, and I no
+longer<br>
+ wondered at the young hair being white.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Yet she looked placid and happy; strangely so, it seemed to
+me,<br>
+ under the sudden reviving in my memory of such scenes as I have
+now<br>
+ described. But presently I understood further: beside her,
+in<br>
+ close attendance, was the man of the sledge, a handsome fellow
+with<br>
+ much of a military air about him.</p>
+
+<p>"During the course of the evening, as I watched, I saw a
+friend of<br>
+ mine come into the box, and at the end I slipped out into
+the<br>
+ passage to catch him as he came out.</p>
+
+<p>"'Who is the woman with the white hair?' I asked. Then, in
+the<br>
+ fragmentary style approved of by ultra-fashionable young
+men--this<br>
+ earnest-languid mode of speech presents curious similarities in
+all<br>
+ languages--he told me: 'Most charming couple in
+London--awfully<br>
+ pretty, wasn't she?--he had been in the Guards--attache at
+Vienna<br>
+ once--they adored each other. White hair, devilish queer,
+wasn't<br>
+ it? Suited her, somehow. And then she had been married to a<br>
+ Russian, or something, somewhere in the wilds, and their
+names<br>
+ were--' But do you know," said Marshfield, interrupting
+himself,<br>
+ "I think I had better let you find that out for yourselves, if
+you<br>
+ care."</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h3>Stanley J. Weyman</h3>
+
+<h2>The Fowl in the Pot</h2>
+
+<h4>An Episode Adapted from the Memoirs of Maximilian de Bethune,
+Duke<br>
+ of Sully</h4>
+
+<p><br>
+ What I am going to relate may seem to some merely to be curious
+and<br>
+ on a party with the diverting story of M. Boisrose, which I
+have<br>
+ set down in an earlier part of my memoirs. But among the
+calumnies<br>
+ of those who have never ceased to attack me since the death of
+the<br>
+ late king, the statement that I kept from his majesty things
+which<br>
+ should have reached his ears has always had a prominent
+place,<br>
+ though a thousand times refuted by my friends, and those who
+from<br>
+ an intimate acquaintance with events could judge how faithfully
+I<br>
+ labored to deserve the confidence with which my master honored
+me.<br>
+ Therefore, I take it in hand to show by an example, trifling
+in<br>
+ itself, the full knowledge of affairs which the king had, and
+to<br>
+ prove that in many matters, which were never permitted to
+become<br>
+ known to the idlers of the court, he took a personal share,
+worthy<br>
+ as much of Haroun as of Alexander.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ It was my custom, before I entered upon those negotiations with
+the<br>
+ Prince of Conde which terminated in the recovery of the estate
+of<br>
+ Villebon, where I now principally reside, to spend a part of
+the<br>
+ autumn and winter at Rosny. On these occasions I was in the
+habit<br>
+ of leaving Paris with a considerable train of Swiss, pages,
+valets,<br>
+ and grooms, together with the maids of honor and waiting women
+of<br>
+ the duchess. We halted to take dinner at Poissy, and
+generally<br>
+ contrived to reach Rosny toward nightfall, so as to sup by
+the<br>
+ light of flambeaux in a manner enjoyable enough, though devoid
+of<br>
+ that state which I have ever maintained, and enjoined upon
+my<br>
+ children, as at once the privilege and burden of rank.</p>
+
+<p>At the time of which I am speaking I had for my favorite
+charger<br>
+ the sorrel horse which the Duke of Mercoeur presented to me with
+a<br>
+ view to my good offices at the time of the king's entry into
+Paris;<br>
+ and which I honestly transferred to his majesty in accordance
+with<br>
+ a principle laid down in another place. The king insisted on<br>
+ returning it to me, and for several years I rode it on these
+annual<br>
+ visits to Rosny. What was more remarkable was that on each
+of<br>
+ these occasions it cast a shoe about the middle of the
+afternoon,<br>
+ and always when we were within a short league of the village
+of<br>
+ Aubergenville. Though I never had with me less than half a
+score<br>
+ of led horses, I had such an affection for the sorrel that I<br>
+ preferred to wait until it was shod, rather than accommodate
+myself<br>
+ to a nag of less easy paces; and would allow my household to<br>
+ precede me, staying behind myself with at most a guard or two,
+my<br>
+ valet, and a page.</p>
+
+<p>The forge at Aubergenville was kept by a smith of some skill,
+a<br>
+ cheerful fellow, whom I always remembered to reward, considering
+my<br>
+ own position rather than his services, with a gold livre. His
+joy<br>
+ at receiving what was to him the income of a year was great,
+and<br>
+ never failed to reimburse me; in addition to which I took
+some<br>
+ pleasure in unbending, and learning from this simple peasant
+and<br>
+ loyal man, what the taxpayers were saying of me and my
+reforms--a<br>
+ duty I always felt I owed to the king my master.</p>
+
+<p>As a man of breeding it would ill become me to set down the
+homely<br>
+ truths I thus learned. The conversations of the vulgar are
+little<br>
+ suited to a nobleman's memoirs; but in this I distinguish
+between<br>
+ the Duke of Sully and the king's minister, and it is in the
+latter<br>
+ capacity that I relate what passed on these diverting
+occasions.<br>
+ "Ho, Simon," I would say, encouraging the poor man as he
+came<br>
+ bowing and trembling before me, "how goes it, my friend?"</p>
+
+<p>"Badly," he would answer, "very badly until your lordship came
+this<br>
+ way."</p>
+
+<p>"And how is that, little man?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, it is the roads," he always replied, shaking his bald
+head as<br>
+ he began to set about his business. "The roads since your
+lordship<br>
+ became surveyor-general are so good that not one horse in a
+hundred<br>
+ casts a shoe; and then there are so few highwaymen now that not
+one<br>
+ robber's plates do I replace in a twelvemonth. There is where
+it<br>
+ is."</p>
+
+<p>At this I was highly delighted.</p>
+
+<p>"Still, since I began to pass this way times have not been so
+bad<br>
+ with you, Simon," I would answer.</p>
+
+<p>Thereto he had one invariable reply.</p>
+
+<p>"No; thanks to Ste. Genevieve and your lordship, whom we call
+in<br>
+ this village the poor man's friend, I have a fowl in the
+pot."</p>
+
+<p>This phrase so pleased me that I repeated it to the king.
+It<br>
+ tickled his fancy also, and for some years it was a very
+common<br>
+ remark of that good and great ruler, that he hoped to live to
+see<br>
+ every peasant with a fowl in his pot.</p>
+
+<p>"But why," I remember I once asked this honest fellow--it was
+on<br>
+ the last occasion of the sorrel falling lame there--"do you
+thank<br>
+ Ste. Genevieve?"</p>
+
+<p>"She is my patron saint," he answered.</p>
+
+<p>"Then you are a Parisian?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your lordship is always right."</p>
+
+<p>"But does her saintship do you any good?" I asked
+curiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly, by your lordship's leave. My wife prays to her and
+she<br>
+ loosens the nails in the sorrel's shoes."</p>
+
+<p>"In fact she pays off an old grudge," I answered, "for there
+was a<br>
+ time when Paris liked me little; but hark ye, master smith, I
+am<br>
+ not sure that this is not an act of treason to conspire with
+Madame<br>
+ Genevieve against the comfort of the king's minister. What
+think<br>
+ you, you rascal; can you pass the justice elm without a
+shiver?"</p>
+
+<p>This threw the simple fellow into a great fear, which the
+sight of<br>
+ the livre of gold speedily converted into joy as stupendous.<br>
+ Leaving him still staring at his fortune I rode away; but when
+we<br>
+ had gone some little distance, the aspect of his face, when
+I<br>
+ charged him with treason, or my own unassisted
+discrimination<br>
+ suggested a clew to the phenomenon.</p>
+
+<p>"La Trape," I said to my valet--the same who was with me at
+Cahors--<br>
+ "what is the name of the innkeeper at Poissy, at whose house
+we<br>
+ are accustomed to dine?"</p>
+
+<p>"Andrew, may it please your lordship."</p>
+
+<p>"Andrew! I thought so!" I exclaimed, smiting my thigh. "Simon
+and<br>
+ Andrew his brother! Answer, knave, and, if you have permitted
+me<br>
+ to be robbed these many times, tremble for your ears. Is he
+not<br>
+ brother to the smith at Aubergenville who has just shod my
+horse?"</p>
+
+<p>La Trape professed to be ignorant on this point, but a groom
+who<br>
+ had stayed behind with me, having sought my permission to
+speak,<br>
+ said it was so, adding that Master Andrew had risen in the
+world<br>
+ through large dealings in hay, which he was wont to take daily
+into<br>
+ Paris and sell, and that he did not now acknowledge or see
+anything<br>
+ of his brother the smith, though it was believed that he
+retained a<br>
+ sneaking liking for him.</p>
+
+<p>On receiving this confirmation of my suspicions, my vanity as
+well<br>
+ as my sense of justice led me to act with the promptitude which
+I<br>
+ have exhibited in greater emergencies. I rated La Trape for
+his<br>
+ carelessness of my interests in permitting this deception to
+be<br>
+ practiced on me; and the main body of my attendants being now
+in<br>
+ sight, I ordered him to take two Swiss and arrest both
+brothers<br>
+ without delay. It wanted yet three hours of sunset, and I
+judged<br>
+ that, by hard riding, they might reach Rosny with their
+prisoners<br>
+ before bedtime.</p>
+
+<p>I spent some time while still on the road in considering
+what<br>
+ punishment I should inflict on the culprits; and finally laid
+aside<br>
+ the purpose I had at first conceived of putting them to
+death--an<br>
+ infliction they had richly deserved--in favor of a plan which
+I<br>
+ thought might offer me some amusement. For the execution of this
+I<br>
+ depended upon Maignan, my equerry, who was a man of lively<br>
+ imagination, being the same who had of his own motion arranged
+and<br>
+ carried out the triumphal procession, in which I was borne to
+Rosny<br>
+ after the battle of Ivry. Before I sat down to supper I gave
+him<br>
+ his directions; and as I had expected, news was brought to me
+while<br>
+ I was at table that the prisoners had arrived.</p>
+
+<p>Thereupon I informed the duchess and the company generally,
+for, as<br>
+ was usual, a number of my country neighbors had come to
+compliment<br>
+ me on my return, that there was some sport of a rare kind on
+foot;<br>
+ and we adjourned, Maignan, followed by four pages bearing
+lights,<br>
+ leading the way to that end of the terrace which abuts on
+the<br>
+ linden avenue. Here, a score of grooms holding torches aloft
+had<br>
+ been arranged in a circle so that the impromptu theater thus<br>
+ formed, which Maignan had ordered with much taste, was as light
+as<br>
+ in the day. On a sloping bank at one end seats had been placed
+for<br>
+ those who had supped at my table, while the rest of the
+company<br>
+ found such places of vantage as they could; their number,
+indeed,<br>
+ amounting, with my household, to two hundred persons. In the<br>
+ center of the open space a small forge fire had been kindled,
+the<br>
+ red glow of which added much to the strangeness of the scene;
+and<br>
+ on the anvil beside it were ranged a number of horses' and
+donkeys'<br>
+ shoes, with a full complement of the tools used by smiths.
+All<br>
+ being ready I gave the word to bring in the prisoners, and
+escorted<br>
+ by La Trape and six of my guards, they were marched into the
+arena.<br>
+ In their pale and terrified faces, and the shaking limbs
+which<br>
+ could scarce support them to their appointed stations, I read
+both<br>
+ the consciousness of guilt and the apprehension of immediate
+death;<br>
+ it was plain that they expected nothing less. I was very
+willing<br>
+ to play with their fears, and for some time looked at them
+in<br>
+ silence, while all wondered with lively curiosity what would
+ensue.<br>
+ I then addressed them gravely, telling the innkeeper that I
+knew<br>
+ well he had loosened each year a shoe of my horse, in order
+that<br>
+ his brother might profit by the job of replacing it; and went on
+to<br>
+ reprove the smith for the ingratitude which had led him to
+return<br>
+ my bounty by the conception of so knavish a trick.</p>
+
+<p>Upon this they confessed their guilt, and flinging themselves
+upon<br>
+ their knees with many tears and prayers begged for mercy.
+This,<br>
+ after a decent interval, I permitted myself to grant. "Your
+lives,<br>
+ which are forfeited, shall be spared," I pronounced. "But
+punished<br>
+ you must be. I therefore ordain that Simon, the smith, at
+once<br>
+ fit, nail, and properly secure a pair of iron shoes to
+Andrew's<br>
+ heels, and that then Andrew, who by that time will have picked
+up<br>
+ something of the smith's art, do the same to Simon. So will
+you<br>
+ both learn to avoid such shoeing tricks for the future."</p>
+
+<p>It may well be imagined that a judgment so whimsical, and so
+justly<br>
+ adapted to the offense, charmed all save the culprits; and in
+a<br>
+ hundred ways the pleasure of those present was evinced, to such
+a<br>
+ degree, indeed, that Maignan had some difficulty in
+restoring<br>
+ silence and gravity to the assemblage. This done, however,
+Master<br>
+ Andrew was taken in hand and his wooden shoes removed. The
+tools<br>
+ of his trade were placed before the smith, who cast glances
+so<br>
+ piteous, first at his brother's feet and then at the shoes on
+the<br>
+ anvil, as again gave rise to a prodigious amount of merriment,
+my<br>
+ pages in particular well-nigh forgetting my presence, and
+rolling<br>
+ about in a manner unpardonable at another time. However, I
+rebuked<br>
+ them sharply, and was about to order the sentence to be
+carried<br>
+ into effect, when the remembrance of the many pleasant
+simplicities<br>
+ which the smith had uttered to me, acting upon a natural<br>
+ disposition to mercy, which the most calumnious of my enemies
+have<br>
+ never questioned, induced me to give the prisoners a chance
+of<br>
+ escape. "Listen," I said, "Simon and Andrew. Your sentence
+has<br>
+ been pronounced, and will certainly be executed unless you
+can<br>
+ avail yourself of the condition I now offer. You shall have
+three<br>
+ minutes; if in that time either of you can make a good joke,
+he<br>
+ shall go free. If not, let a man attend to the bellows, La
+Trape!"</p>
+
+<p>This added a fresh satisfaction to my neighbors, who were
+well<br>
+ assured now that I had not promised them a novel
+entertainment<br>
+ without good grounds; for the grimaces of the two knaves
+thus<br>
+ bidden to jest if they would save their skins, were so
+diverting<br>
+ they would have made a nun laugh. They looked at me with
+their<br>
+ eyes as wide as plates, and for the whole of the time of
+grace<br>
+ never a word could they utter save howls for mercy. "Simon,"
+I<br>
+ said gravely, when the time was up, "have you a joke? No.
+Andrew,<br>
+ my friend, have you a joke? No. Then--"</p>
+
+<p>I was going on to order the sentence to be carried out, when
+the<br>
+ innkeeper flung himself again upon his knees, and cried out
+loudly--<br>
+ as much to my astonishment as to the regret of the bystanders,
+who<br>
+ were bent on seeing so strange a shoeing feat--"One word, my
+lord;<br>
+ I can give you no joke, but I can do a service, an eminent
+service<br>
+ to the king. I can disclose a conspiracy!"</p>
+
+<p>I was somewhat taken aback by this sudden and public
+announcement.<br>
+ But I had been too long in the king's employment not to have<br>
+ remarked how strangely things are brought to light. On hearing
+the<br>
+ man's words therefore--which were followed by a stricken
+silence--I<br>
+ looked sharply at the faces of such of those present as it
+was<br>
+ possible to suspect, but failed to observe any sign of confusion
+or<br>
+ dismay, or anything more particular than so abrupt a statement
+was<br>
+ calculated to produce. Doubting much whether the man was not<br>
+ playing with me, I addressed him sternly, warning him to
+beware,<br>
+ lest in his anxiety to save his heels by falsely accusing
+others,<br>
+ he should lose his head. For that if his conspiracy should
+prove<br>
+ to be an invention of his own, I should certainly consider it
+my<br>
+ duty to hang him forthwith.</p>
+
+<p>He heard me out, but nevertheless persisted in his story,
+adding<br>
+ desperately, "It is a plot, my lord, to assassinate you and
+the<br>
+ king on the same day."</p>
+
+<p>This statement struck me a blow; for I had good reason to know
+that<br>
+ at that time the king had alienated many by his infatuation
+for<br>
+ Madame de Verneuil; while I had always to reckon firstly with
+all<br>
+ who hated him, and secondly with all whom my pursuit of his<br>
+ interests injured, either in reality or appearance. I
+therefore<br>
+ immediately directed that the prisoners should be led in
+close<br>
+ custody to the chamber adjoining my private closet, and taking
+the<br>
+ precaution to call my guards about me, since I knew not what<br>
+ attempt despair might not breed, I withdrew myself, making
+such<br>
+ apologies to the company as the nature of the case
+permitted.</p>
+
+<p>I ordered Simon the smith to be first brought to me, and in
+the<br>
+ presence of Maignan only, I severely examined him as to his<br>
+ knowledge of any conspiracy. He denied, however, that he had
+ever<br>
+ heard of the matters referred to by his brother, and persisted
+so<br>
+ firmly in the denial that I was inclined to believe him. In
+the<br>
+ end he was taken out and Andrew was brought in. The
+innkeeper's<br>
+ demeanor was such as I have often observed in intriguers
+brought<br>
+ suddenly to book. He averred the existence of the conspiracy,
+and<br>
+ that its objects were those which he had stated. He also
+offered<br>
+ to give up his associates, but conditioned that he should do
+this<br>
+ in his own way; undertaking to conduct me and one other
+person--but<br>
+ no more, lest the alarm should be given--to a place in Paris on
+the<br>
+ following night, where we could hear the plotters state their
+plans<br>
+ and designs. In this way only, he urged, could proof positive
+be<br>
+ obtained.</p>
+
+<p>I was much startled by this proposal, and inclined to think it
+a<br>
+ trap; but further consideration dispelled my fears. The
+innkeeper<br>
+ had held no parley with anyone save his guards and myself since
+his<br>
+ arrest, and could neither have warned his accomplices, nor<br>
+ acquainted them with any design the execution of which
+should<br>
+ depend on his confession to me. I therefore accepted his
+terms--<br>
+ with a private reservation that I should have help at
+hand--and<br>
+ before daybreak next morning left Rosny, which I had only seen
+by<br>
+ torchlight, with my prisoner and a select body of Swiss. We<br>
+ entered Paris in the afternoon in three parties, with as
+little<br>
+ parade as possible, and went straight to the Arsenal, whence,
+as<br>
+ soon as evening fell, I hurried with only two armed attendants
+to<br>
+ the Louvre.</p>
+
+<p>A return so sudden and unexpected was as great a surprise to
+the<br>
+ court as to the king, and I was not slow to mark with an
+inward<br>
+ smile the discomposure which appeared very clearly, on the faces
+of<br>
+ several, as the crowd in the chamber fell back for me to
+approach<br>
+ my master. I was careful, however, to remember that this
+might<br>
+ arise from other causes than guilt. The king received me with
+his<br>
+ wonted affection; and divining at once that I must have
+something<br>
+ important to communicate, withdrew with me to the farther end
+of<br>
+ the chamber, where we were out of earshot of the court. I
+there<br>
+ related the story to his majesty, keeping back nothing.</p>
+
+<p>He shook his head, saying merely: "The fish to escape the
+frying<br>
+ pan, grand master, will jump into the fire. And human nature,
+save<br>
+ in the case of you and me, who can trust one another, is
+very<br>
+ fishy."</p>
+
+<p>I was touched by this gracious compliment, but not convinced.
+"You<br>
+ have not seen the man, sire," I said, "and I have had that<br>
+ advantage."</p>
+
+<p>"And believe him?"</p>
+
+<p>"In part," I answered with caution. "So far at least as to
+be<br>
+ assured that he thinks to save his skin, which he will only do
+if<br>
+ he be telling the truth. May I beg you, sire," I added
+hastily,<br>
+ seeing the direction of his glance, "not to look so fixedly at
+the<br>
+ Duke of Epernon? He grows uneasy."</p>
+
+<p>"Conscience makes--you know the rest."</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, sire, with submission," I replied, "I will answer for
+him; if<br>
+ he be not driven by fear to do something reckless."</p>
+
+<p>"Good! I take your warranty, Duke of Sully," the king said,
+with<br>
+ the easy grace which came so natural to him. "But now in
+this<br>
+ matter what would you have me do?"</p>
+
+<p>"Double your guards, sire, for to-night--that is all. I
+will<br>
+ answer for the Bastile and the Arsenal; and holding these we
+hold<br>
+ Paris."</p>
+
+<p>But thereupon I found that the king had come to a decision,
+which I<br>
+ felt it to be my duty to combat with all my influence. He
+had<br>
+ conceived the idea of being the one to accompany me to the<br>
+ rendezvous. "I am tired of the dice," he complained, "and sick
+of<br>
+ tennis, at which I know everybody's strength. Madame de
+Verneuil<br>
+ is at Fontainebleau, the queen is unwell. Ah, Sully, I would
+the<br>
+ old days were back when we had Nerac for our Paris, and knew
+the<br>
+ saddle better than the armchair!"</p>
+
+<p>"A king must think of his people," I reminded him.</p>
+
+<p>"The fowl in the pot? To be sure. So I will--to-morrow,"
+he<br>
+ replied. And in the end he would be obeyed. I took my leave
+of<br>
+ him as if for the night, and retired, leaving him at play with
+the<br>
+ Duke of Epernon. But an hour later, toward eight o'clock,
+his<br>
+ majesty, who had made an excuse to withdraw to his closet, met
+me<br>
+ outside the eastern gate of the Louvre.</p>
+
+<p>He was masked, and attended only by Coquet, his master of
+the<br>
+ household. I too wore a mask and was esquired by Maignan,
+under<br>
+ whose orders were four Swiss--whom I had chosen because they
+were<br>
+ unable to speak French--guarding the prisoner Andrew. I bade<br>
+ Maignan follow the innkeeper's directions, and we proceeded in
+two<br>
+ parties through the streets on the left bank of the river, past
+the<br>
+ Chatelet and Bastile, until we reached an obscure street near
+the<br>
+ water, so narrow that the decrepit wooden houses shut out
+well-nigh<br>
+ all view of the sky. Here the prisoner halted and called upon
+me<br>
+ to fulfill the terms of my agreement. I bade Maignan therefore
+to<br>
+ keep with the Swiss at a distance of fifty paces, but to come
+up<br>
+ should I whistle or otherwise give the alarm; and myself with
+the<br>
+ king and Andrew proceeded onward in the deep shadow of the
+houses.<br>
+ I kept my hand on my pistol, which I had previously shown to
+the<br>
+ prisoner, intimating that on the first sign of treachery I
+should<br>
+ blow out his brains. However, despite precaution, I felt<br>
+ uncomfortable to the last degree. I blamed myself severely
+for<br>
+ allowing the king to expose himself and the country to this<br>
+ unnecessary danger; while the meanness of the locality, the
+fetid<br>
+ air, the darkness of the night, which was wet and tempestuous,
+and<br>
+ the uncertainty of the event lowered my spirits, and made
+every<br>
+ splash in the kennel and stumble on the reeking, slippery<br>
+ pavements--matters over which the king grew merry--seem no
+light<br>
+ troubles to me.</p>
+
+<p>Arriving at a house, which, if we might judge in the
+darkness,<br>
+ seemed to be of rather greater pretensions than its fellows,
+our<br>
+ guide stopped, and whispered to us to mount some steps to a
+raised<br>
+ wooden gallery, which intervened between the lane and the
+doorway.<br>
+ On this, besides the door, a couple of unglazed windows looked
+out.<br>
+ The shutter of one was ajar, and showed us a large, bare
+room,<br>
+ lighted by a couple of rushlights. Directing us to place
+ourselves<br>
+ close to this shutter, the innkeeper knocked at the door in
+a<br>
+ peculiar fashion, and almost immediately entered, going at
+once<br>
+ into the lighted room. Peering cautiously through the window
+we<br>
+ were surprised to find that the only person within, save the<br>
+ newcomer, was a young woman, who, crouching over a smoldering
+fire,<br>
+ was crooning a lullaby while she attended to a large black
+pot.</p>
+
+<p>"Good evening, mistress!" said the innkeeper, advancing to the
+fire<br>
+ with a fair show of nonchalance.</p>
+
+<p>"Good evening, Master Andrew," the girl replied, looking up
+and<br>
+ nodding, but showing no sign of surprise at his appearance.<br>
+ "Martin is away, but he may return at any moment."</p>
+
+<p>"Is he still of the same mind?"</p>
+
+<p>"Quite."</p>
+
+<p>"And what of Sully? Is he to die then?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"They have decided he must," the girl answered gloomily. It
+may be<br>
+ believed that I listened with all my ears, while the king by
+a<br>
+ nudge in my side seemed to rally me on the destiny so coolly<br>
+ arranged for me. "Martin says it is no good killing the
+other<br>
+ unless he goes too--they have been so long together. But it
+vexes<br>
+ me sadly, Master Andrew," she added with a sudden break in
+her<br>
+ voice. "Sadly it vexes me. I could not sleep last night for<br>
+ thinking of it, and the risk Martin runs. And I shall sleep
+less<br>
+ when it is done."</p>
+
+<p>"Pooh-pooh!" said that rascally innkeeper. "Think less about
+it.<br>
+ Things will grow worse and worse if they are let live. The
+King<br>
+ has done harm enough already. And he grows old besides."</p>
+
+<p>"That is true!" said the girl. "And no doubt the sooner he is
+put<br>
+ out of the way the better. He is changed sadly. I do not say
+a<br>
+ word for him. Let him die. It is killing Sully that troubles
+me--<br>
+ that and the risk Martin runs."</p>
+
+<p>At this I took the liberty of gently touching the king. He<br>
+ answered by an amused grimace; then by a motion of his hand
+he<br>
+ enjoined silence. We stooped still farther forward so as better
+to<br>
+ command the room. The girl was rocking herself to and fro in<br>
+ evident distress of mind. "If we killed the King," she
+continued,<br>
+ "Martin declares we should be no better off, as long as
+Sully<br>
+ lives. Both or neither, he says. But I do not know. I cannot<br>
+ bear to think of it. It was a sad day when we brought
+Epernon<br>
+ here, Master Andrew; and one I fear we shall rue as long as
+we<br>
+ live."</p>
+
+<p>It was now the king's turn to be moved. He grasped my wrist
+so<br>
+ forcibly that I restrained a cry with difficulty. "Epernon!"
+he<br>
+ whispered harshly in my ear. "They are Epernon's tools! Where
+is<br>
+ your guaranty now, Rosny?"</p>
+
+<p>I confess that I trembled. I knew well that the king,
+particular<br>
+ in small courtesies, never forgot to call his servants by
+their<br>
+ correct titles, save in two cases; when he indicated by the
+seeming<br>
+ error, as once in Marshal Biron's affair, his intention to
+promote<br>
+ or degrade them; or when he was moved to the depths of his
+nature<br>
+ and fell into an old habit. I did not dare to reply, but
+listened<br>
+ greedily for more information.</p>
+
+<p>"When is it to be done?" asked the innkeeper, sinking his
+voice and<br>
+ glancing round, as if he would call especial attention to
+this.</p>
+
+<p>"That depends upon Master la Riviere," the girl answered.
+"To-<br>
+ morrow night, I understand, if Master la Riviere can have the
+stuff<br>
+ ready."</p>
+
+<p>I met the king's eyes. They shone fiercely in the faint
+light,<br>
+ which issuing from the window fell on him. Of all things he
+hated<br>
+ treachery most, and La Riviere was his first body physician, and
+at<br>
+ this very time, as I well knew, was treating him for a
+slight<br>
+ derangement which the king had brought upon himself by his<br>
+ imprudence. This doctor had formerly been in the employment of
+the<br>
+ Bouillon family, who had surrendered his services to the
+king.<br>
+ Neither I nor his majesty had trusted the Duke of Bouillon for
+the<br>
+ last year past, so that we were not surprised by this hint that
+he<br>
+ was privy to the design.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Despite our anxiety not to miss a word, an approaching step
+warned<br>
+ us at this moment to draw back. More than once before we had
+done<br>
+ so to escape the notice of a wayfarer passing up and down.
+But<br>
+ this time I had a difficulty in inducing the king to adopt
+the<br>
+ precaution. Yet it was well that I succeeded, for the person
+who<br>
+ came stumbling along toward us did not pass, but, mounting
+the<br>
+ steps, walked by within touch of us and entered the house.</p>
+
+<p>"The plot thickens," muttered the king. "Who is this?"</p>
+
+<p>At the moment he asked I was racking my brain to remember. I
+have<br>
+ a good eye and a fair recollection for faces, and this was one
+I<br>
+ had seen several times. The features were so familiar that I<br>
+ suspected the man of being a courtier in disguise, and I ran
+over<br>
+ the names of several persons whom I knew to be Bouillon's
+secret<br>
+ agents. But he was none of these, and obeying the king's
+gesture,<br>
+ I bent myself again to the task of listening.</p>
+
+<p>The girl looked up on the man's entrance, but did not rise.
+"You<br>
+ are late, Martin," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"A little," the newcomer answered. "How do you do, Master
+Andrew?<br>
+ What cheer? What, still vexing, mistress?" he added
+contemptuously<br>
+ to the girl. "You have too soft a heart for this business!"</p>
+
+<p>She sighed, but made no answer.</p>
+
+<p>"You have made up your mind to it, I hear?" said the
+innkeeper.</p>
+
+<p>"That is it. Needs must when the devil drives!" replied the
+man<br>
+ jauntily. He had a downcast, reckless, luckless air, yet in
+his<br>
+ face I thought I still saw traces of a better spirit.</p>
+
+<p>"The devil in this case was Epernon," quoth Andrew.</p>
+
+<p>"Aye, curse him! I would I had cut his dainty throat before
+he<br>
+ crossed my threshold," cried the desperado. "But there, it is
+too<br>
+ late to say that now. What has to be done, has to be done."</p>
+
+<p>"How are you going about it? Poison, the mistress says."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; but if I had my way," the man growled fiercely, "I would
+out<br>
+ one of these nights and cut the dogs' throats in the
+kennel!"</p>
+
+<p>"You could never escape, Martin!" the girl cried, rising
+in<br>
+ excitement. "It would be hopeless. It would merely be
+throwing<br>
+ away your own life."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it is not to be done that way, so there is an end of
+it,"<br>
+ quoth the man wearily. "Give me my supper. The devil take
+the<br>
+ king and Sully too! He will soon have them."</p>
+
+<p>On this Master Andrew rose, and I took his movement toward the
+door<br>
+ for a signal for us to retire. He came out at once, shutting
+the<br>
+ door behind him as he bade the pair within a loud good night.
+He<br>
+ found us standing in the street waiting for him and forthwith
+fell<br>
+ on his knees in the mud and looked up at me, the
+perspiration<br>
+ standing thick on his white face. "My lord," he cried hoarsely,
+"I<br>
+ have earned my pardon!"</p>
+
+<p>"If you go on," I said encouragingly, "as you have begun, have
+no<br>
+ fear." Without more ado I whistled up the Swiss and bade
+Maignan<br>
+ go with them and arrest the man and woman with as little<br>
+ disturbance as possible. While this was being done we waited<br>
+ without, keeping a sharp eye upon the informer, whose terror,
+I<br>
+ noted with suspicion, seemed to be in no degree diminished. He
+did<br>
+ not, however, try to escape, and Maignan presently came to tell
+us<br>
+ that he had executed the arrest without difficulty or
+resistance.</p>
+
+<p>The importance of arriving at the truth before Epernon and
+the<br>
+ greater conspirators should take the alarm was so vividly
+present<br>
+ to the minds of the king and myself, that we did not hesitate
+to<br>
+ examine the prisoners in their house, rather than hazard the
+delay<br>
+ and observation which their removal to a more fit place must<br>
+ occasion. Accordingly, taking the precaution to post Coquet in
+the<br>
+ street outside, and to plant a burly Swiss in the doorway, the
+king<br>
+ and I entered. I removed my mask as I did so, being aware of
+the<br>
+ necessity of gaining the prisoners' confidence, but I begged
+the<br>
+ king to retain his. As I had expected, the man immediately<br>
+ recognized me and fell on his knees, a nearer view confirming
+the<br>
+ notion I had previously entertained that his features were
+familiar<br>
+ to me, though I could not remember his name. I thought this a
+good<br>
+ starting-point for my examination, and bidding Maignan withdraw,
+I<br>
+ assumed an air of mildness and asked the fellow his name.</p>
+
+<p>"Martin, only, please your lordship," he answered; adding,
+"once I<br>
+ sold you two dogs, sir, for the chase, and to your lady a
+lapdog<br>
+ called Ninette no larger than her hand."</p>
+
+<p>I remembered the knave, then, as a fashionable dog dealer, who
+had<br>
+ been much about the court in the reign of Henry the Third
+and<br>
+ later; and I saw at once how convenient a tool he might be
+made,<br>
+ since he could be seen in converse with people of all ranks
+without<br>
+ arousing suspicion. The man's face as he spoke expressed so
+much<br>
+ fear and surprise that I determined to try what I had often
+found<br>
+ successful in the case of greater criminals, to squeeze him for
+a<br>
+ confession while still excited by his arrest, and before he
+should<br>
+ have had time to consider what his chances of support at the
+hands<br>
+ of his confederates might be. I charged him therefore solemnly
+to<br>
+ tell the whole truth as he hoped for the king's mercy. He
+heard<br>
+ me, gazing at me piteously; but his only answer, to my
+surprise,<br>
+ was that he had nothing to confess.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, come," I replied sternly, "this will avail you nothing;
+if<br>
+ you do not speak quickly, rogue, and to the point, we shall
+find<br>
+ means to compel you. Who counseled you to attempt his
+majesty's<br>
+ life?"</p>
+
+<p>On this he stared so stupidly at me, and exclaimed with so
+real an<br>
+ appearance of horror: "How? I attempt the king's life? God<br>
+ forbid!" that I doubted that we had before us a more
+dangerous<br>
+ rascal than I had thought, and I hastened to bring him to
+the<br>
+ point.</p>
+
+<p>"What, then," I cried, frowning, "of the stuff Master la
+Riviere is<br>
+ to give you to take the king's life to-morrow night? Oh, we
+know<br>
+ something, I assure you; bethink you quickly, and find your
+tongue<br>
+ if you would have an easy death."</p>
+
+<p>I expected to see his self-control break down at this proof of
+our<br>
+ knowledge of his design, but he only stared at me with the
+same<br>
+ look of bewilderment. I was about to bid them bring in the<br>
+ informer that I might see the two front to front, when the
+female<br>
+ prisoner, who had hitherto stood beside her companion in
+such<br>
+ distress and terror as might be expected in a woman of that
+class,<br>
+ suddenly stopped her tears and lamentations. It occurred to
+me<br>
+ that she might make a better witness. I turned to her, but when
+I<br>
+ would have questioned her she broke into a wild scream of<br>
+ hysterical laughter.</p>
+
+<p>From that I remember that I learned nothing, though it
+greatly<br>
+ annoyed me. But there was one present who did--the king. He
+laid<br>
+ his hand on my shoulder, gripping it with a force that I read as
+a<br>
+ command to be silent.</p>
+
+<p>"Where," he said to the man, "do you keep the King and Sully
+and<br>
+ Epernon, my friend?"</p>
+
+<p>"The King and Sully--with the lordship's leave," said the
+man<br>
+ quickly, with a frightened glance at me--"are in the kennels at
+the<br>
+ back of the house, but it is not safe to go near them. The King
+is<br>
+ raving mad, and--and the other dog is sickening. Epernon we had
+to<br>
+ kill a month back. He brought the disease here, and I have
+had<br>
+ such losses through him as have nearly ruined me, please
+your<br>
+ lordship."</p>
+
+<p>"Get up--get up, man!" cried the king, and tearing off his
+mask he<br>
+ stamped up and down the room, so torn by paroxysms of laughter
+that<br>
+ he choked himself when again and again he attempted to
+speak.</p>
+
+<p>I too now saw the mistake, but I could not at first see it in
+the<br>
+ same light. Commanding myself as well as I could, I ordered one
+of<br>
+ the Swiss to fetch in the innkeeper, but to admit no one
+else.</p>
+
+<p>The knave fell on his knees as soon as he saw me, his
+cheeks<br>
+ shaking like a jelly.</p>
+
+<p>"Mercy, mercy!" was all he could say.</p>
+
+<p>"You have dared to play with me?" I whispered.</p>
+
+<p>"You bade me joke," he sobbed, "you bade me."</p>
+
+<p>I was about to say that it would be his last joke in this
+world--<br>
+ for my anger was fully aroused--when the king intervened.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay," he said, laying his hand softly on my shoulder. "It
+has<br>
+ been the most glorious jest. I would not have missed it for
+a<br>
+ kingdom. I command you, Sully, to forgive him."</p>
+
+<p>Thereupon his majesty strictly charged the three that they
+should<br>
+ not on peril of their lives mention the circumstances to
+anyone.<br>
+ Nor to the best of my belief did they do so, being so
+shrewdly<br>
+ scared when they recognized the king that I verily think they
+never<br>
+ afterwards so much as spoke of the affair to one another. My<br>
+ master further gave me on his own part his most gracious
+promise<br>
+ that he would not disclose the matter even to Madame de Verneuil
+or<br>
+ the queen, and upon these representations he induced me freely
+to<br>
+ forgive the innkeeper. So ended this conspiracy, on the
+diverting<br>
+ details of which I may seem to have dwelt longer than I should;
+but<br>
+ alas! in twenty-one years of power I investigated many, and
+this<br>
+ one only can I regard with satisfaction. The rest were so
+many<br>
+ warnings and predictions of the fate which, despite all my care
+and<br>
+ fidelity, was in store for the great and good master I
+served.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h3>Robert Louis Stevenson</h3>
+
+<h2>The Pavilion on the Links</h2>
+
+<h3><br>
+ I</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ I was a great solitary when I was young. I made it my pride
+to<br>
+ keep aloof and suffice for my own entertainment; and I may say
+that<br>
+ I had neither friends nor acquaintances until I met that friend
+who<br>
+ became my wife and the mother of my children. With one man
+only<br>
+ was I on private terms; this was R. Northmour, Esquire, of
+Graden<br>
+ Easter, in Scotland. We had met at college; and though there
+was<br>
+ not much liking between us, nor even much intimacy, we were
+so<br>
+ nearly of a humor that we could associate with ease to both.<br>
+ Misanthropes, we believed ourselves to be; but I have thought
+since<br>
+ that we were only sulky fellows. It was scarcely a
+companionship,<br>
+ but a coexistence in unsociability. Northmour's exceptional<br>
+ violence of temper made it no easy affair for him to keep the
+peace<br>
+ with anyone but me; and as he respected my silent ways, and let
+me<br>
+ come and go as I pleased, I could tolerate his presence
+without<br>
+ concern. I think we called each other friends.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ When Northmour took his degree and I decided to leave the<br>
+ university without one, he invited me on a long visit to
+Graden<br>
+ Easter; and it was thus that I first became acquainted with
+the<br>
+ scene of my adventures. The mansion house of Graden stood in
+a<br>
+ bleak stretch of country some three miles from the shore of
+the<br>
+ German Ocean. It was as large as a barrack; and as it had
+been<br>
+ built of a soft stone, liable to consume in the eager air of
+the<br>
+ seaside, it was damp and draughty within and half ruinous
+without.<br>
+ It was impossible for two young men to lodge with comfort in
+such a<br>
+ dwelling. But there stood in the northern part of the estate, in
+a<br>
+ wilderness of links and blowing sand hills, and between a<br>
+ plantation and the sea, a small pavilion or belvedere, of
+modern<br>
+ design, which was exactly suited to our wants; and in this<br>
+ hermitage, speaking little, reading much, and rarely
+associating<br>
+ except at meals, Northmour and I spent four tempestuous
+winter<br>
+ months. I might have stayed longer; but one March night
+there<br>
+ sprung up between us a dispute, which rendered my departure<br>
+ necessary. Northmour spoke hotly, I remember, and I suppose I
+must<br>
+ have made some tart rejoinder. He leaped from his chair and<br>
+ grappled me; I had to fight, without exaggeration, for my life;
+and<br>
+ it was only with a great effort that I mastered him, for he
+was<br>
+ near as strong in body as myself, and seemed filled with the
+devil.<br>
+ The next morning, we met on our usual terms; but I judged it
+more<br>
+ delicate to withdraw; nor did he attempt to dissuade me.</p>
+
+<p>It was nine years before I revisited the neighborhood. I
+traveled<br>
+ at that time with a tilt-cart, a tent, and a cooking stove,<br>
+ tramping all day beside the wagon, and at night, whenever it
+was<br>
+ possible, gypsying in a cove of the hills, or by the side of
+a<br>
+ wood. I believe I visited in this manner most of the wild
+and<br>
+ desolate regions both in England and Scotland; and, as I had<br>
+ neither friends nor relations, I was troubled with no<br>
+ correspondence, and had nothing in the nature of
+headquarters,<br>
+ unless it was the office of my solicitors, from whom I drew
+my<br>
+ income twice a year. It was a life in which I delighted; and
+I<br>
+ fully thought to have grown old upon the march, and at last died
+in<br>
+ a ditch.</p>
+
+<p>It was my whole business to find desolate corners, where I
+could<br>
+ camp without the fear of interruption; and hence, being in
+another<br>
+ part of the same shire, I bethought me suddenly of the Pavilion
+on<br>
+ the Links. No thoroughfare passed within three miles of it.
+The<br>
+ nearest town, and that was but a fisher village, was at a
+distance<br>
+ of six or seven. For ten miles of length, and from a depth
+varying<br>
+ from three miles to half a mile, this belt of barren country
+lay<br>
+ along the sea. The beach, which was the natural approach, was
+full<br>
+ of quicksands. Indeed I may say there is hardly a better place
+of<br>
+ concealment in the United Kingdom. I determined to pass a week
+in<br>
+ the Sea-Wood of Graden Easter, and making a long stage, reached
+it<br>
+ about sundown on a wild September day.</p>
+
+<p>The country, I have said, was mixed sand hill and links,
+LINKS<br>
+ being a Scottish name for sand which has ceased drifting and
+become<br>
+ more or less solidly covered with turf. The pavilion stood on
+an<br>
+ even space: a little behind it, the wood began in a hedge of
+elders<br>
+ huddled together by the wind; in front, a few tumbled sand
+hills<br>
+ stood between it and the sea. An outcropping of rock had formed
+a<br>
+ bastion for the sand, so that there was here a promontory in
+the<br>
+ coast line between two shallow bays; and just beyond the tides,
+the<br>
+ rock again cropped out and formed an islet of small dimensions
+but<br>
+ strikingly designed. The quicksands were of great extent at
+low<br>
+ water, and had an infamous reputation in the country. Close
+in<br>
+ shore, between the islet and the promontory, it was said they
+would<br>
+ swallow a man in four minutes and a half; but there may have
+been<br>
+ little ground for this precision. The district was alive
+with<br>
+ rabbits, and haunted by gulls which made a continual piping
+about<br>
+ the pavilion. On summer days the outlook was bright and even<br>
+ gladsome; but at sundown in September, with a high wind, and
+a<br>
+ heavy surf rolling in close along the links, the place told
+of<br>
+ nothing but dead mariners and sea disaster. A ship beating
+to<br>
+ windward on the horizon, and a huge truncheon of wreck half
+buried<br>
+ in the sands at my feet, completed the innuendo of the
+scene.</p>
+
+<p>The pavilion--it had been built by the last proprietor,
+Northmour's<br>
+ uncle, a silly and prodigal virtuoso--presented little signs
+of<br>
+ age. It was two stories in height, Italian in design,
+surrounded<br>
+ by a patch of garden in which nothing had prospered but a
+few<br>
+ coarse flowers; and looked, with its shuttered windows, not like
+a<br>
+ house that had been deserted, but like one that had never
+been<br>
+ tenanted by man. Northmour was plainly from home; whether,
+as<br>
+ usual, sulking in the cabin of his yacht, or in one of his
+fitful<br>
+ and extravagant appearances in the world of society, I had,
+of<br>
+ course, no means of guessing. The place had an air of
+solitude<br>
+ that daunted even a solitary like myself; the wind cried in
+the<br>
+ chimneys with a strange and wailing note; and it was with a
+sense<br>
+ of escape, as if I were going indoors, that I turned away
+and,<br>
+ driving my cart before me, entered the skirts of the wood.</p>
+
+<p>The Sea-Wood of Graden had been planted to shelter the
+cultivated<br>
+ fields behind, and check the encroachments of the blowing sand.
+As<br>
+ you advanced into it from coastward, elders were succeeded by
+other<br>
+ hardy shrubs; but the timber was all stunted and bushy; it led
+a<br>
+ life of conflict; the trees were accustomed to swing there
+all<br>
+ night long in fierce winter tempests; and even in early spring,
+the<br>
+ leaves were already flying, and autumn was beginning, in
+this<br>
+ exposed plantation. Inland the ground rose into a little
+hill,<br>
+ which, along with the islet, served as a sailing mark for
+seamen.<br>
+ When the hill was open of the islet to the north, vessels must
+bear<br>
+ well to the eastward to clear Graden Ness and the Graden
+Bullers.<br>
+ In the lower ground, a streamlet ran among the trees, and,
+being<br>
+ dammed with dead leaves and clay of its own carrying, spread
+out<br>
+ every here and there, and lay in stagnant pools. One or two
+ruined<br>
+ cottages were dotted about the wood; and, according to
+Northmour,<br>
+ these were ecclesiastical foundations, and in their time had<br>
+ sheltered pious hermits.</p>
+
+<p>I found a den, or small hollow, where there was a spring of
+pure<br>
+ water; and there, clearing away the brambles, I pitched the
+tent,<br>
+ and made a fire to cook my supper. My horse I picketed farther
+in<br>
+ the wood where there was a patch of sward. The banks of the
+den<br>
+ not only concealed the light of my fire, but sheltered me from
+the<br>
+ wind, which was cold as well as high.</p>
+
+<p>The life I was leading made me both hardy and frugal. I
+never<br>
+ drank but water, and rarely eat anything more costly than
+oatmeal;<br>
+ and I required so little sleep, that, although I rose with the
+peep<br>
+ of day, I would often lie long awake in the dark or starry
+watches<br>
+ of the night. Thus in Graden Sea-Wood, although I fell
+thankfully<br>
+ asleep by eight in the evening I was awake again before eleven
+with<br>
+ a full possession of my faculties, and no sense of drowsiness
+or<br>
+ fatigue. I rose and sat by the fire, watching the trees and
+clouds<br>
+ tumultuously tossing and fleeing overhead, and hearkening to
+the<br>
+ wind and the rollers along the shore; till at length, growing
+weary<br>
+ of inaction, I quitted the den, and strolled toward the borders
+of<br>
+ the wood. A young moon, buried in mist, gave a faint
+illumination<br>
+ to my steps; and the light grew brighter as I walked forth into
+the<br>
+ links. At the same moment, the wind, smelling salt of the
+open<br>
+ ocean and carrying particles of sand, struck me with its
+full<br>
+ force, so that I had to bow my head.</p>
+
+<p>When I raised it again to look about me, I was aware of a
+light in<br>
+ the pavilion. It was not stationary; but passed from one window
+to<br>
+ another, as though some one were reviewing the different
+apartments<br>
+ with a lamp or candle. I watched it for some seconds in
+great<br>
+ surprise. When I had arrived in the afternoon the house had
+been<br>
+ plainly deserted; now it was as plainly occupied. It was my
+first<br>
+ idea that a gang of thieves might have broken in and be now<br>
+ ransacking Northmour's cupboards, which were many and not
+ill<br>
+ supplied. But what should bring thieves at Graden Easter?
+And,<br>
+ again, all the shutters had been thrown open, and it would
+have<br>
+ been more in the character of such gentry to close them. I<br>
+ dismissed the notion, and fell back upon another. Northmour<br>
+ himself must have arrived, and was now airing and inspecting
+the<br>
+ pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>I have said that there was no real affection between this man
+and<br>
+ me; but, had I loved him like a brother, I was then so much more
+in<br>
+ love with solitude that I should none the less have shunned
+his<br>
+ company. As it was, I turned and ran for it; and it was with<br>
+ genuine satisfaction that I found myself safely back beside
+the<br>
+ fire. I had escaped an acquaintance; I should have one more
+night<br>
+ in comfort. In the morning, I might either slip away before<br>
+ Northmour was abroad, or pay him as short a visit as I
+chose.</p>
+
+<p>But when morning came, I thought the situation so diverting
+that I<br>
+ forgot my shyness. Northmour was at my mercy; I arranged a
+good<br>
+ practical jest, though I knew well that my neighbor was not the
+man<br>
+ to jest with in security; and, chuckling beforehand over its<br>
+ success, took my place among the elders at the edge of the
+wood,<br>
+ whence I could command the door of the pavilion. The shutters
+were<br>
+ all once more closed, which I remember thinking odd; and the
+house,<br>
+ with its white walls and green venetians, looked spruce and<br>
+ habitable in the morning light. Hour after hour passed, and
+still<br>
+ no sign of Northmour. I knew him for a sluggard in the
+morning;<br>
+ but, as it drew on toward noon, I lost my patience. To say
+the<br>
+ truth, I had promised myself to break my fast in the pavilion,
+and<br>
+ hunger began to prick me sharply. It was a pity to let the<br>
+ opportunity go by without some cause for mirth; but the
+grosser<br>
+ appetite prevailed, and I relinquished my jest with regret,
+and<br>
+ sallied from the wood.</p>
+
+<p>The appearance of the house affected me, as I drew near;
+with<br>
+ disquietude. It seemed unchanged since last evening; and I
+had<br>
+ expected it, I scarce knew why, to wear some external signs
+of<br>
+ habitation. But no: the windows were all closely shuttered,
+the<br>
+ chimneys breathed no smoke, and the front door itself was
+closely<br>
+ padlocked. Northmour, therefore, had entered by the back; this
+was<br>
+ the natural, and indeed, the necessary conclusion; and you
+may<br>
+ judge of my surprise when, on turning the house, I found the
+back<br>
+ door similarly secured.</p>
+
+<p>My mind at once reverted to the original theory of thieves;
+and I<br>
+ blamed myself sharply for my last night's inaction. I examined
+all<br>
+ the windows on the lower story, but none of them had been
+tampered<br>
+ with; I tried the padlocks, but they were both secure. It
+thus<br>
+ became a problem how the thieves, if thieves they were, had
+managed<br>
+ to enter the house. They must have got, I reasoned, upon the
+roof<br>
+ of the outhouse where Northmour used to keep his
+photographic<br>
+ battery; and from thence, either by the window of the study or
+that<br>
+ of my old bedroom, completed their burglarious entry.</p>
+
+<p>I followed what I supposed was their example; and, getting on
+the<br>
+ roof, tried the shutters of each room. Both were secure; but I
+was<br>
+ not to be beaten; and, with a little force, one of them flew
+open,<br>
+ grazing, as it did so, the back of my hand. I remember, I put
+the<br>
+ wound to my mouth, and stood for perhaps half a minute licking
+it<br>
+ like a dog, and mechanically gazing behind me over the waste
+links<br>
+ and the sea; and, in that space of time, my eye made note of
+a<br>
+ large schooner yacht some miles to the north-east. Then I threw
+up<br>
+ the window and climbed in.</p>
+
+<p>I went over the house, and nothing can express my
+mystification.<br>
+ There was no sign of disorder, but, on the contrary, the rooms
+were<br>
+ unusually clean and pleasant. I found fires laid, ready for<br>
+ lighting; three bedrooms prepared with a luxury quite foreign
+to<br>
+ Northmour's habits, and with water in the ewers and the beds
+turned<br>
+ down; a table set for three in the dining-room; and an ample
+supply<br>
+ of cold meats, game, and vegetables on the pantry shelves.
+There<br>
+ were guests expected, that was plain; but why guests, when<br>
+ Northmour hated society? And, above all, why was the house
+thus<br>
+ stealthily prepared at dead of night? and why were the
+shutters<br>
+ closed and the doors padlocked?</p>
+
+<p>I effaced all traces of my visit, and came forth from the
+window<br>
+ feeling sobered and concerned.</p>
+
+<p>The schooner yacht was still in the same place; and it flashed
+for<br>
+ a moment through my mind that this might be the Red Earl
+bringing<br>
+ the owner of the pavilion and his guests. But the vessel's
+head<br>
+ was set the other way.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ II</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ I returned to the den to cook myself a meal, of which I stood
+in<br>
+ great need, as well as to care for my horse, whom I had
+somewhat<br>
+ neglected in the morning. From time to time I went down to
+the<br>
+ edge of the wood; but there was no change in the pavilion, and
+not<br>
+ a human creature was seen all day upon the links. The schooner
+in<br>
+ the offing was the one touch of life within my range of
+vision.<br>
+ She, apparently with no set object, stood off and on or lay
+to,<br>
+ hour after hour; but as the evening deepened, she drew
+steadily<br>
+ nearer. I became more convinced that she carried Northmour and
+his<br>
+ friends, and that they would probably come ashore after dark;
+not<br>
+ only because that was of a piece with the secrecy of the<br>
+ preparations, but because the tide would not have flowed<br>
+ sufficiently before eleven to cover Graden Floe and the other
+sea<br>
+ quags that fortified the shore against invaders.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ All day the wind had been going down, and the sea along with
+it;<br>
+ but there was a return towards sunset of the heavy weather of
+the<br>
+ day before. The night set in pitch dark. The wind came off
+the<br>
+ sea in squalls, like the firing of a battery of cannon; now
+and<br>
+ then there was a flaw of rain, and the surf rolled heavier with
+the<br>
+ rising tide. I was down at my observatory among the elders, when
+a<br>
+ light was run up to the masthead of the schooner, and showed
+she<br>
+ was closer in than when I had last seen her by the dying
+daylight.<br>
+ I concluded that this must be a signal to Northmour's associates
+on<br>
+ shore; and, stepping forth into the links, looked around me
+for<br>
+ something in response.</p>
+
+<p>A small footpath ran along the margin of the wood, and formed
+the<br>
+ most direct communication between the pavilion and the
+mansion-<br>
+ house; and, as I cast my eyes to that side, I saw a spark of
+light,<br>
+ not a quarter of a mile away, and rapidly approaching. From
+its<br>
+ uneven course it appeared to be the light of a lantern carried
+by a<br>
+ person who followed the windings of the path, and was often<br>
+ staggered and taken aback by the more violent squalls. I
+concealed<br>
+ myself once more among the elders, and waited eagerly for
+the<br>
+ newcomer's advance. It proved to be a woman; and, as she
+passed<br>
+ within half a rod of my ambush, I was able to recognise the<br>
+ features. The deaf and silent old dame, who had nursed
+Northmour<br>
+ in his childhood, was his associate in this underhand
+affair.</p>
+
+<p>I followed her at a little distance, taking advantage of
+the<br>
+ innumerable heights and hollows, concealed by the darkness,
+and<br>
+ favored not only by the nurse's deafness, but by the uproar of
+the<br>
+ wind and surf. She entered the pavilion, and, going at once to
+the<br>
+ upper story, opened and set a light in one of the windows
+that<br>
+ looked toward the sea. Immediately afterwards the light at
+the<br>
+ schooner's masthead was run down and extinguished. Its purpose
+had<br>
+ been attained, and those on board were sure that they were<br>
+ expected. The old woman resumed her preparations; although
+the<br>
+ other shutters remained closed, I could see a glimmer going to
+and<br>
+ fro about the house; and a gush of sparks from one chimney
+after<br>
+ another soon told me that the fires were being kindled.</p>
+
+<p>Northmour and his guests, I was now persuaded, would come
+ashore as<br>
+ soon as there was water on the floe. It was a wild night for
+boat<br>
+ service; and I felt some alarm mingle with my curiosity as I<br>
+ reflected on the danger of the landing. My old acquaintance,
+it<br>
+ was true, was the most eccentric of men; but the present<br>
+ eccentricity was both disquieting and lugubrious to consider.
+A<br>
+ variety of feelings thus led me toward the beach, where I lay
+flat<br>
+ on my face in a hollow within six feet of the track that led to
+the<br>
+ pavilion. Thence, I should have the satisfaction of
+recognizing<br>
+ the arrivals, and, if they should prove to be acquaintances,<br>
+ greeting them as soon as they landed.</p>
+
+<p>Some time before eleven, while the tide was still dangerously
+low,<br>
+ a boat's lantern appeared close in shore; and, my attention
+being<br>
+ thus awakened, I could perceive another still far to
+seaward,<br>
+ violently tossed, and sometimes hidden by the billows. The<br>
+ weather, which was getting dirtier as the night went on, and
+the<br>
+ perilous situation of the yacht upon a lee shore, had
+probably<br>
+ driven them to attempt a landing at the earliest possible
+moment.</p>
+
+<p>A little afterwards, four yachtsmen carrying a very heavy
+chest,<br>
+ and guided by a fifth with a lantern, passed close in front of
+me<br>
+ as I lay, and were admitted to the pavilion by the nurse.
+They<br>
+ returned to the beach, and passed me a third time with
+another<br>
+ chest, larger but apparently not so heavy as the first. A
+third<br>
+ time they made the transit; and on this occasion one of the<br>
+ yachtsmen carried a leather portmanteau, and the others a
+lady's<br>
+ trunk and carriage bag. My curiosity was sharply excited. If
+a<br>
+ woman were among the guests of Northmour, it would show a change
+in<br>
+ his habits, and an apostasy from his pet theories of life,
+well<br>
+ calculated to fill me with surprise. When he and I dwelt
+there<br>
+ together, the pavilion had been a temple of misogyny. And now,
+one<br>
+ of the detested sex was to be installed under its roof. I<br>
+ remembered one or two particulars, a few notes of daintiness
+and<br>
+ almost of coquetry which had struck me the day before as I
+surveyed<br>
+ the preparations in the house; their purpose was now clear, and
+I<br>
+ thought myself dull not to have perceived it from the first.</p>
+
+<p>While I was thus reflecting, a second lantern drew near me
+from the<br>
+ beach. It was carried by a yachtsman whom I had not yet seen,
+and<br>
+ who was conducting two other persons to the pavilion. These
+two<br>
+ persons were unquestionably the guests for whom the house was
+made<br>
+ ready; and, straining eye and ear, I set myself to watch them
+as<br>
+ they passed. One was an unusually tall man, in a traveling
+hat<br>
+ slouched over his eyes, and a highland cape closely buttoned
+and<br>
+ turned up so as to conceal his face. You could make out no more
+of<br>
+ him than that he was, as I have said, unusually tall, and
+walked<br>
+ feebly with a heavy stoop. By his side, and either clinging to
+him<br>
+ or giving him support--I could not make out which--was a
+young,<br>
+ tall, and slender figure of a woman. She was extremely pale;
+but<br>
+ in the light of the lantern her face was so marred by strong
+and<br>
+ changing shadows, that she might equally well have been as ugly
+as<br>
+ sin or as beautiful as I afterwards found her to be.</p>
+
+<p>When they were just abreast of me, the girl made some remark
+which<br>
+ was drowned by the noise of the wind.</p>
+
+<p>"Hush!" said her companion; and there was something in the
+tone<br>
+ with which the word was uttered that thrilled and rather shook
+my<br>
+ spirits. It seemed to breathe from a bosom laboring under
+the<br>
+ deadliest terror; I have never heard another syllable so<br>
+ expressive; and I still hear it again when I am feverish at
+night,<br>
+ and my mind runs upon old times. The man turned toward the girl
+as<br>
+ he spoke; I had a glimpse of much red beard and a nose which
+seemed<br>
+ to have been broken in youth; and his light eyes seemed shining
+in<br>
+ his face with some strong and unpleasant emotion.</p>
+
+<p>But these two passed on and were admitted in their turn to
+the<br>
+ pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>One by one, or in groups, the seamen returned to the beach.
+The<br>
+ wind brought me the sound of a rough voice crying, "Shove
+off!"<br>
+ Then, after a pause, another lantern drew near. It was
+Northmour<br>
+ alone.</p>
+
+<p>My wife and I, a man and a woman, have often agreed to wonder
+how a<br>
+ person could be, at the same time, so handsome and so repulsive
+as<br>
+ Northmour. He had the appearance of a finished gentleman; his
+face<br>
+ bore every mark of intelligence and courage; but you had only
+to<br>
+ look at him, even in his most amiable moment, to see that he
+had<br>
+ the temper of a slaver captain. I never knew a character that
+was<br>
+ both explosive and revengeful to the same degree; he combined
+the<br>
+ vivacity of the south with the sustained and deadly hatreds of
+the<br>
+ north; and both traits were plainly written on his face, which
+was<br>
+ a sort of danger signal. In person, he was tall, strong, and<br>
+ active; his hair and complexion very dark; his features
+handsomely<br>
+ designed, but spoiled by a menacing expression.</p>
+
+<p>At that moment he was somewhat paler than by nature; he wore
+a<br>
+ heavy frown; and his lips worked, and he looked sharply round
+him<br>
+ as he walked, like a man besieged with apprehensions. And yet
+I<br>
+ thought he had a look of triumph underlying all, as though he
+had<br>
+ already done much, and was near the end of an achievement.</p>
+
+<p>Partly from a scruple of delicacy--which I dare say came too
+late--<br>
+ partly from the pleasure of startling an acquaintance, I desired
+to<br>
+ make my presence known to him without delay.</p>
+
+<p>I got suddenly to my feet, and stepped forward.</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour!" said I.</p>
+
+<p>I have never had so shocking a surprise in all my days. He
+leaped<br>
+ on me without a word; something shone in his hand; and he
+struck<br>
+ for my heart with a dagger. At the same moment I knocked him
+head<br>
+ over heels. Whether it was my quickness, or his own uncertainty,
+I<br>
+ know not; but the blade only grazed my shoulder, while the hilt
+and<br>
+ his fist struck me violently on the mouth.</p>
+
+<p>I fled, but not far. I had often and often observed the<br>
+ capabilities of the sand hills for protracted ambush or
+stealthy<br>
+ advances and retreats; and, not ten yards from the scene of
+the<br>
+ scuffle, plumped down again upon the grass. The lantern had
+fallen<br>
+ and gone out. But what was my astonishment to see Northmour
+slip<br>
+ at a bound into the pavilion, and hear him bar the door behind
+him<br>
+ with a clang of iron!</p>
+
+<p>He had not pursued me. He had run away. Northmour, whom I
+knew<br>
+ for the most implacable and daring of men, had run away! I
+could<br>
+ scarce believe my reason; and yet in this strange business,
+where<br>
+ all was incredible, there was nothing to make a work about in
+an<br>
+ incredibility more or less. For why was the pavilion
+secretly<br>
+ prepared? Why had Northmour landed with his guests at dead
+of<br>
+ night, in half a gale of wind, and with the floe scarce
+covered?<br>
+ Why had he sought to kill me? Had he not recognized my voice?
+I<br>
+ wondered. And, above all, how had he come to have a dagger
+ready<br>
+ in his hand? A dagger, or even a sharp knife, seemed out of<br>
+ keeping with the age in which we lived; and a gentleman
+landing<br>
+ from his yacht on the shore of his own estate, even although it
+was<br>
+ at night and with some mysterious circumstances, does not
+usually,<br>
+ as a matter of fact, walk thus prepared for deadly onslaught.
+The<br>
+ more I reflected, the further I felt at sea. I recapitulated
+the<br>
+ elements of mystery, counting them on my fingers: the
+pavilion<br>
+ secretly prepared for guests; the guests landed at the risk
+of<br>
+ their lives and to the imminent peril of the yacht; the guests,
+or<br>
+ at least one of them, in undisguised and seemingly causeless<br>
+ terror; Northmour with a naked weapon; Northmour stabbing his
+most<br>
+ intimate acquaintance at a word; last, and not least
+strange,<br>
+ Northmour fleeing from the man whom he had sought to murder,
+and<br>
+ barricading himself, like a hunted creature, behind the door of
+the<br>
+ pavilion. Here were at least six separate causes for extreme<br>
+ surprise; each part and parcel with the others, and forming
+all<br>
+ together one consistent story. I felt almost ashamed to believe
+my<br>
+ own senses.</p>
+
+<p>As I thus stood, transfixed with wonder, I began to grow
+painfully<br>
+ conscious of the injuries I had received in the scuffle;
+skulked<br>
+ round among the sand hills; and, by a devious path, regained
+the<br>
+ shelter of the wood. On the way, the old nurse passed again
+within<br>
+ several yards of me, still carrying her lantern, on the
+return<br>
+ journey to the mansion house of Graden. This made a seventh<br>
+ suspicious feature in the case. Northmour and his guests, it<br>
+ appeared, were to cook and do the cleaning for themselves,
+while<br>
+ the old woman continued to inhabit the big empty barrack among
+the<br>
+ policies. There must surely be great cause for secrecy, when
+so<br>
+ many inconveniences were confronted to preserve it.</p>
+
+<p>So thinking, I made my way to the den. For greater security,
+I<br>
+ trod out the embers of the fire, and lighted my lantern to
+examine<br>
+ the wound upon my shoulder. It was a trifling hurt, although
+it<br>
+ bled somewhat freely, and I dressed it as well as I could (for
+its<br>
+ position made it difficult to reach) with some rag and cold
+water<br>
+ from the spring. While I was thus busied, I mentally declared
+war<br>
+ against Northmour and his mystery. I am not an angry man by<br>
+ nature, and I believe there was more curiosity than resentment
+in<br>
+ my heart. But war I certainly declared; and, by way of<br>
+ preparation, I got out my revolver, and, having drawn the
+charges,<br>
+ cleaned and reloaded it with scrupulous care. Next I became<br>
+ preoccupied about my horse. It might break loose, or fall to<br>
+ neighing, and so betray my camp in the Sea-Wood. I determined
+to<br>
+ rid myself of its neighborhood; and long before dawn I was
+leading<br>
+ it over the links in the direction of the fisher village.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ III</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ For two days I skulked round the pavilion, profiting by the
+uneven<br>
+ surface of the links. I became an adept in the necessary
+tactics.<br>
+ These low hillocks and shallow dells, running one into
+another,<br>
+ became a kind of cloak of darkness for my inthralling, but
+perhaps<br>
+ dishonorable, pursuit.</p>
+
+<p>Yet, in spite of this advantage, I could learn but little
+of<br>
+ Northmour or his guests.</p>
+
+<p>Fresh provisions were brought under cover of darkness by the
+old<br>
+ woman from the mansion house. Northmour, and the young lady,<br>
+ sometimes together, but more often singly, would walk for an
+hour<br>
+ or two at a time on the beach beside the quicksand. I could
+not<br>
+ but conclude that this promenade was chosen with an eye to
+secrecy;<br>
+ for the spot was open only to seaward. But it suited me not
+less<br>
+ excellently; the highest and most accidented of the sand
+hills<br>
+ immediately adjoined; and from these, lying flat in a hollow,
+I<br>
+ could overlook Northmour or the young lady as they walked.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The tall man seemed to have disappeared. Not only did he
+never<br>
+ cross the threshold, but he never so much as showed face at
+a<br>
+ window; or, at least, not so far as I could see; for I dared
+not<br>
+ creep forward beyond a certain distance in the day, since the
+upper<br>
+ floors commanded the bottoms of the links; and at night, when
+I<br>
+ could venture further, the lower windows were barricaded as if
+to<br>
+ stand a siege. Sometimes I thought the tall man must be
+confined<br>
+ to bed, for I remembered the feebleness of his gait; and
+sometimes<br>
+ I thought he must have gone clear away, and that Northmour and
+the<br>
+ young lady remained alone together in the pavilion. The idea,
+even<br>
+ then, displeased me.</p>
+
+<p>Whether or not this pair were man and wife, I had seen
+abundant<br>
+ reason to doubt the friendliness of their relation. Although
+I<br>
+ could hear nothing of what they said, and rarely so much as
+glean a<br>
+ decided expression on the face of either, there was a
+distance,<br>
+ almost a stiffness, in their bearing which showed them to be
+either<br>
+ unfamiliar or at enmity. The girl walked faster when she was
+with<br>
+ Northmour than when she was alone; and I conceived that any<br>
+ inclination between a man and a woman would rather delay
+than<br>
+ accelerate the step. Moreover, she kept a good yard free of
+him,<br>
+ and trailed her umbrella, as if it were a barrier, on the
+side<br>
+ between them. Northmour kept sidling closer; and, as the
+girl<br>
+ retired from his advance, their course lay at a sort of
+diagonal<br>
+ across the beach, and would have landed them in the surf had
+it<br>
+ been long enough continued. But, when this was imminent, the
+girl<br>
+ would unostentatiously change sides and put Northmour between
+her<br>
+ and the sea. I watched these maneuvers, for my part, with
+high<br>
+ enjoyment and approval, and chuckled to myself at every
+move.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the third day, she walked alone for some
+time,<br>
+ and I perceived, to my great concern, that she was more than
+once<br>
+ in tears. You will see that my heart was already interested
+more<br>
+ than I supposed. She had a firm yet airy motion of the body,
+and<br>
+ carried her head with unimaginable grace; every step was a thing
+to<br>
+ look at, and she seemed in my eyes to breathe sweetness and<br>
+ distinction.</p>
+
+<p>The day was so agreeable, being calm and sunshiny, with a
+tranquil<br>
+ sea, and yet with a healthful piquancy and vigor in the air,
+that,<br>
+ contrary to custom, she was tempted forth a second time to
+walk.<br>
+ On this occasion she was accompanied by Northmour, and they
+had<br>
+ been but a short while on the beach, when I saw him take
+forcible<br>
+ possession of her hand. She struggled, and uttered a cry that
+was<br>
+ almost a scream. I sprung to my feet, unmindful of my
+strange<br>
+ position; but, ere I had taken a step, I saw Northmour
+bareheaded<br>
+ and bowing very low, as if to apologize; and dropped again at
+once<br>
+ into my ambush. A few words were interchanged; and then,
+with<br>
+ another bow, he left the beach to return to the pavilion. He<br>
+ passed not far from me, and I could see him, flushed and
+lowering,<br>
+ and cutting savagely with his cane among the grass. It was
+not<br>
+ without satisfaction that I recognized my own handiwork in a
+great<br>
+ cut under his right eye, and a considerable discoloration round
+the<br>
+ socket.</p>
+
+<p>For some time the girl remained where he had left her, looking
+out<br>
+ past the islet and over the bright sea. Then with a start, as
+one<br>
+ who throws off preoccupation and puts energy again upon its
+mettle,<br>
+ she broke into a rapid and decisive walk. She also was much<br>
+ incensed by what had passed. She had forgotten where she was.
+And<br>
+ I beheld her walk straight into the borders of the quicksand
+where<br>
+ it is most abrupt and dangerous. Two or three steps farther
+and<br>
+ her life would have been in serious jeopardy, when I slid down
+the<br>
+ face of the sand hill, which is there precipitous, and,
+running<br>
+ halfway forward, called to her to stop.</p>
+
+<p>She did so, and turned round. There was not a tremor of fear
+in<br>
+ her behavior, and she marched directly up to me like a queen.
+I<br>
+ was barefoot, and clad like a common sailor, save for an
+Egyptian<br>
+ scarf round my waist; and she probably took me at first for
+some<br>
+ one from the fisher village, straying after bait. As for her,
+when<br>
+ I thus saw her face to face, her eyes set steadily and
+imperiously<br>
+ upon mine, I was filled with admiration and astonishment,
+and<br>
+ thought her even more beautiful than I had looked to find her.
+Nor<br>
+ could I think enough of one who, acting with so much boldness,
+yet<br>
+ preserved a maidenly air that was both quaint and engaging; for
+my<br>
+ wife kept an old-fashioned precision of manner through all
+her<br>
+ admirable life--an excellent thing in woman, since it sets
+another<br>
+ value on her sweet familiarities.</p>
+
+<p>"What does this mean?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"You were walking," I told her, "directly into Graden
+Floe."</p>
+
+<p>"You do not belong to these parts," she said again. "You
+speak<br>
+ like an educated man."</p>
+
+<p>"I believe I have a right to that name," said I, "although in
+this<br>
+ disguise."</p>
+
+<p>But her woman's eye had already detected the sash.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" she said; "your sash betrays you."</p>
+
+<p>"You have said the word BETRAY," I resumed. "May I ask you not
+to<br>
+ betray me? I was obliged to disclose myself in your interest;
+but<br>
+ if Northmour learned my presence it might be worse than<br>
+ disagreeable for me."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you know," she asked, "to whom you are speaking?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not to Mr. Northmour's wife?" I asked, by way of answer.</p>
+
+<p>She shook her head. All this while she was studying my face
+with<br>
+ an embarrassing intentness. Then she broke out--</p>
+
+<p>"You have an honest face. Be honest like your face, sir, and
+tell<br>
+ me what you want and what you are afraid of. Do you think I
+could<br>
+ hurt you? I believe you have far more power to injure me! And
+yet<br>
+ you do not look unkind. What do you mean--you, a
+gentleman--by<br>
+ skulking like a spy about this desolate place? Tell me," she
+said,<br>
+ "who is it you hate?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hate no one," I answered; "and I fear no one face to face.
+My<br>
+ name is Cassilis--Frank Cassilis. I lead the life of a
+vagabond<br>
+ for my own good pleasure. I am one of Northmour's oldest
+friends;<br>
+ and three nights ago, when I addressed him on these links,
+he<br>
+ stabbed me in the shoulder with a knife."</p>
+
+<p>"It was you!" she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Why he did so," I continued, disregarding the interruption,
+"is<br>
+ more than I can guess, and more than I care to know. I have
+not<br>
+ many friends, nor am I very susceptible to friendship; but no
+man<br>
+ shall drive me from a place by terror. I had camped in the
+Graden<br>
+ Sea-Wood ere he came; I camp in it still. If you think I mean
+harm<br>
+ to you or yours, madame, the remedy is in your hand. Tell him
+that<br>
+ my camp is in the Hemlock Den, and tonight he can stab me in
+safety<br>
+ while I sleep."</p>
+
+<p>With this I doffed my cap to her, and scrambled up once more
+among<br>
+ the sand hills. I do not know why, but I felt a prodigious
+sense<br>
+ of injustice, and felt like a hero and a martyr; while as a
+matter<br>
+ of fact, I had not a word to say in my defense, nor so much as
+one<br>
+ plausible reason to offer for my conduct. I had stayed at
+Graden<br>
+ out of a curiosity natural enough, but undignified; and
+though<br>
+ there was another motive growing in along with the first, it
+was<br>
+ not one which, at that period, I could have properly explained
+to<br>
+ the lady of my heart.</p>
+
+<p>Certainly, that night, I thought of no one else; and, though
+her<br>
+ whole conduct and position seemed suspicious, I could not find
+it<br>
+ in my heart to entertain a doubt of her integrity. I could
+have<br>
+ staked my life that she was clear of blame, and, though all
+was<br>
+ dark at the present, that the explanation of the mystery would
+show<br>
+ her part in these events to be both right and needful. It
+was<br>
+ true, let me cudgel my imagination as I pleased, that I
+could<br>
+ invent no theory of her relations to Northmour; but I felt none
+the<br>
+ less sure of my conclusion because it was founded on instinct
+in<br>
+ place of reason, and, as I may say, went to sleep that night
+with<br>
+ the thought of her under my pillow.</p>
+
+<p>Next day she came out about the same hour alone, and, as soon
+as<br>
+ the sand hills concealed her from the pavilion, drew nearer to
+the<br>
+ edge, and called me by name in guarded tones. I was astonished
+to<br>
+ observe that she was deadly pale, and seemingly under the
+influence<br>
+ of strong emotion.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Cassilis!" she cried; "Mr. Cassilis!"</p>
+
+<p>I appeared at once, and leaped down upon the beach. A
+remarkable<br>
+ air of relief overspread her countenance as soon as she saw
+me.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" she cried, with a hoarse sound, like one whose bosom had
+been<br>
+ lightened of a weight. And then, "Thank God you are still
+safe!"<br>
+ she added; "I knew, if you were, you would be here." (Was not
+this<br>
+ strange? So swiftly and wisely does Nature prepare our hearts
+for<br>
+ these great lifelong intimacies, that both my wife and I had
+been<br>
+ given a presentiment on this the second day of our acquaintance.
+I<br>
+ had even then hoped that she would seek me; she had felt sure
+that<br>
+ she would find me.) "Do not," she went on swiftly, "do not stay
+in<br>
+ this place. Promise me that you will sleep no longer in that
+wood.<br>
+ You do not know how I suffer; all last night I could not sleep
+for<br>
+ thinking of your peril."</p>
+
+<p>"Peril!" I repeated. "Peril from whom? From Northmour?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not so," she said. "Did you think I would tell him after what
+you<br>
+ said?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not from Northmour?" I repeated. "Then how? From whom? I
+see<br>
+ none to be afraid of."</p>
+
+<p>"You must not ask me," was her reply, "for I am not free to
+tell<br>
+ you. Only believe me, and go hence--believe me, and go away<br>
+ quickly, quickly, for your life!"</p>
+
+<p>An appeal to his alarm is never a good plan to rid oneself of
+a<br>
+ spirited young man. My obstinacy was but increased by what
+she<br>
+ said, and I made it a point of honor to remain. And her
+solicitude<br>
+ for my safety still more confirmed me in the resolve.</p>
+
+<p>"You must not think me inquisitive, madame," I replied; "but,
+if<br>
+ Graden is so dangerous a place, you yourself perhaps remain here
+at<br>
+ some risk."</p>
+
+<p>She only looked at me reproachfully.</p>
+
+<p>"You and your father--" I resumed; but she interrupted me
+almost<br>
+ with a gasp.</p>
+
+<p>"My father! How do you know that?" she cried.</p>
+
+<p>"I saw you together when you landed," was my answer; and I do
+not<br>
+ know why, but it seemed satisfactory to both of us, as indeed
+it<br>
+ was truth. "But," I continued, "you need have no fear from me.
+I<br>
+ see you have some reason to be secret, and, you may believe
+me,<br>
+ your secret is as safe with me as if I were in Graden Floe. I
+have<br>
+ scarce spoken to anyone for years; my horse is my only
+companion,<br>
+ and even he, poor beast, is not beside me. You see, then, you
+may<br>
+ count on me for silence. So tell me the truth, my dear young
+lady,<br>
+ are you not in danger?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Northmour says you are an honorable man," she returned,
+"and I<br>
+ believe it when I see you. I will tell you so much; you are
+right;<br>
+ we are in dreadful, dreadful danger, and you share it by
+remaining<br>
+ where you are."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" said I; "you have heard of me from Northmour? And he
+gives<br>
+ me a good character?"</p>
+
+<p>"I asked him about you last night," was her reply. "I
+pretended,"<br>
+ she hesitated, "I pretended to have met you long ago, and spoken
+to<br>
+ you of him. It was not true; but I could not help myself
+without<br>
+ betraying you, and you had put me in a difficulty. He praised
+you<br>
+ highly."</p>
+
+<p>"And--you may permit me one question--does this danger come
+from<br>
+ Northmour?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"From Mr. Northmour?" she cried. "Oh, no, he stays with us
+to<br>
+ share it."</p>
+
+<p>"While you propose that I should run away?" I said. "You do
+not<br>
+ rate me very high."</p>
+
+<p>"Why should you stay?" she asked. "You are no friend of
+ours."</p>
+
+<p>I know not what came over me, for I had not been conscious of
+a<br>
+ similar weakness since I was a child, but I was so mortified
+by<br>
+ this retort that my eyes pricked and filled with tears, as I<br>
+ continued to gaze upon her face.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no," she said, in a changed voice; "I did not mean the
+words<br>
+ unkindly."</p>
+
+<p>"It was I who offended," I said; and I held out my hand with a
+look<br>
+ of appeal that somehow touched her, for she gave me hers at
+once,<br>
+ and even eagerly. I held it for awhile in mine, and gazed into
+her<br>
+ eyes. It was she who first tore her hand away, and, forgetting
+all<br>
+ about her request and the promise she had sought to extort, ran
+at<br>
+ the top of her speed, and without turning, till she was out
+of<br>
+ sight. And then I knew that I loved her, and thought in my
+glad<br>
+ heart that she--she herself--was not indifferent to my suit.
+Many<br>
+ a time she has denied it in after days, but it was with a
+smiling<br>
+ and not a serious denial. For my part, I am sure our hands
+would<br>
+ not have lain so closely in each other if she had not begun to
+melt<br>
+ to me already. And, when all is said, it is no great
+contention,<br>
+ since, by her own avowal, she began to love me on the
+morrow.</p>
+
+<p>And yet on the morrow very little took place. She came and
+called<br>
+ me down as on the day before, upbraided me for lingering at
+Graden,<br>
+ and, when she found I was still obdurate, began to ask me
+more<br>
+ particularly as to my arrival. I told her by what series of<br>
+ accidents I had come to witness their disembarkation, and how I
+had<br>
+ determined to remain, partly from the interest which had
+been<br>
+ awakened in me by Northmour's guests, and partly because of his
+own<br>
+ murderous attack. As to the former, I fear I was disingenuous,
+and<br>
+ led her to regard herself as having been an attraction to me
+from<br>
+ the first moment that I saw her on the links. It relieves my
+heart<br>
+ to make this confession even now, when my wife is with God,
+and<br>
+ already knows all things, and the honesty of my purpose even
+in<br>
+ this; for while she lived, although it often pricked my
+conscience,<br>
+ I had never the hardihood to undeceive her. Even a little
+secret,<br>
+ in such a married life as ours, is like the rose leaf which
+kept<br>
+ the princess from her sleep.</p>
+
+<p>From this the talk branched into other subjects, and I told
+her<br>
+ much about my lonely and wandering existence; she, for her
+part,<br>
+ giving ear, and saying little. Although we spoke very
+naturally,<br>
+ and latterly on topics that might seem indifferent, we were
+both<br>
+ sweetly agitated. Too soon it was time for her to go; and we<br>
+ separated, as if by mutual consent, without shaking hands, for
+both<br>
+ knew that, between us, it was no idle ceremony.</p>
+
+<p>The next, and that was the fourth day of our acquaintance, we
+met<br>
+ in the same spot, but early in the morning, with much
+familiarity<br>
+ and yet much timidity on either side. While she had once
+more<br>
+ spoken about my danger--and that, I understood, was her excuse
+for<br>
+ coming--I, who had prepared a great deal of talk during the
+night,<br>
+ began to tell her how highly I valued her kind interest, and how
+no<br>
+ one had ever cared to hear about my life, nor had I ever cared
+to<br>
+ relate it, before yesterday. Suddenly she interrupted me,
+saying<br>
+ with vehemence--</p>
+
+<p>"And yet, if you knew who I was, you would not so much as
+speak to<br>
+ me!"</p>
+
+<p>I told her such a thought was madness, and, little as we had
+met, I<br>
+ counted her already a dear friend; but my protestations seemed
+only<br>
+ to make her more desperate.</p>
+
+<p>"My father is in hiding!" she cried.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear," I said, forgetting for the first time to add
+"young<br>
+ lady," "what do I care? If I were in hiding twenty times
+over,<br>
+ would it make one thought of change in you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but the cause!" she cried, "the cause! It is"--she
+faltered<br>
+ for a second--"it is disgraceful to us!"</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ IV</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ This was my wife's story, as I drew it from her among tears
+and<br>
+ sobs. Her name was Clara Huddlestone: it sounded very beautiful
+in<br>
+ my ears; but not so beautiful as that other name of Clara
+Cassilis,<br>
+ which she wore during the longer and, I thank God, the
+happier<br>
+ portion of her life. Her father, Bernard Huddlestone, had been
+a<br>
+ private banker in a very large way of business. Many years
+before,<br>
+ his affairs becoming disordered, he had been led to try
+dangerous,<br>
+ and at last criminal, expedients to retrieve himself from
+ruin.<br>
+ All was in vain; he became more and more cruelly involved,
+and<br>
+ found his honor lost at the same moment with his fortune.
+About<br>
+ this period, Northmour had been courting his daughter with
+great<br>
+ assiduity, though with small encouragement; and to him, knowing
+him<br>
+ thus disposed in his favor, Bernard Huddlestone turned for help
+in<br>
+ his extremity. It was not merely ruin and dishonor, nor merely
+a<br>
+ legal condemnation, that the unhappy man had brought upon his
+head.<br>
+ It seems he could have gone to prison with a light heart. What
+he<br>
+ feared, what kept him awake at night or recalled him from
+slumber<br>
+ into frenzy, was some secret, sudden, and unlawful attempt upon
+his<br>
+ life. Hence, he desired to bury his existence and escape to one
+of<br>
+ the islands in the South Pacific, and it was in Northmour's
+yacht,<br>
+ the "Red Earl," that he designed to go. The yacht picked them
+up<br>
+ clandestinely upon the coast of Wales, and had once more
+deposited<br>
+ them at Graden, till she could be refitted and provisioned for
+the<br>
+ longer voyage. Nor could Clara doubt that her hand had been<br>
+ stipulated as the price of passage. For, although Northmour
+was<br>
+ neither unkind, nor even discourteous, he had shown himself
+in<br>
+ several instances somewhat overbold in speech and manner.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ I listened, I need not say, with fixed attention, and put
+many<br>
+ questions as to the more mysterious part. It was in vain. She
+had<br>
+ no clear idea of what the blow was, nor of how it was expected
+to<br>
+ fall. Her father's alarm was unfeigned and physically
+prostrating,<br>
+ and he had thought more than once of making an unconditional<br>
+ surrender to the police. But the scheme was finally abandoned,
+for<br>
+ he was convinced that not even the strength of our English
+prisons<br>
+ could shelter him from his pursuers. He had had many affairs
+in<br>
+ Italy, and with Italians resident in London, in the latter years
+of<br>
+ his business; and these last, as Clara fancied, were somehow<br>
+ connected with the doom that threatened him. He had shown
+great<br>
+ terror at the presence of an Italian seaman on board the
+"Red<br>
+ Earl," and had bitterly and repeatedly accused Northmour in<br>
+ consequence. The latter had protested that Beppo (that was
+the<br>
+ seaman's name) was a capital fellow, and could be trusted to
+the<br>
+ death; but Mr. Huddlestone had continued ever since to declare
+that<br>
+ all was lost, that it was only a question of days, and that
+Beppo<br>
+ would be the ruin of him yet.</p>
+
+<p>I regarded the whole story as the hallucination of a mind
+shaken by<br>
+ calamity. He had suffered heavy loss by his Italian
+transactions;<br>
+ and hence the sight of an Italian was hateful to him, and
+the<br>
+ principal part in his nightmare would naturally enough be played
+by<br>
+ one of that nation.</p>
+
+<p>"What your father wants," I said, "is a good doctor and
+some<br>
+ calming medicine."</p>
+
+<p>"But Mr. Northmour?" objected Clara. "He is untroubled by
+losses,<br>
+ and yet he shares in this terror."</p>
+
+<p>I could not help laughing at what I considered her
+simplicity.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear," said I, "you have told me yourself what reward he
+has to<br>
+ look for. All is fair in love, you must remember; and if
+Northmour<br>
+ foments your father's terrors, it is not at all because he
+is<br>
+ afraid of any Italian man, but simply because he is infatuated
+with<br>
+ a charming English woman."</p>
+
+<p>She reminded me of his attack upon myself on the night of
+the<br>
+ disembarkation, and this I was unable to explain. In short,
+and<br>
+ from one thing to another, it was agreed between us that I
+should<br>
+ set out at once for the fisher village, Graden Wester, as it
+was<br>
+ called, look up all the newspapers I could find, and see for
+myself<br>
+ if there seemed any basis of fact for these continued alarms.
+The<br>
+ next morning, at the same hour and place, I was to make my
+report<br>
+ to Clara. She said no more on that occasion about my
+departure;<br>
+ nor, indeed, did she make it a secret that she clung to the
+thought<br>
+ of my proximity as something helpful and pleasant; and, for
+my<br>
+ part, I could not have left her, if she had gone upon her knees
+to<br>
+ ask it.</p>
+
+<p>I reached Graden Wester before ten in the forenoon; for in
+those<br>
+ days I was an excellent pedestrian, and the distance, as I think
+I<br>
+ have said, was little over seven miles; fine walking all the
+way<br>
+ upon the springy turf. The village is one of the bleakest on
+that<br>
+ coast, which is saying much: there is a church in the hollow;
+a<br>
+ miserable haven in the rocks, where many boats have been lost
+as<br>
+ they returned from fishing; two or three score of stone
+houses<br>
+ arranged along the beach and in two streets, one leading from
+the<br>
+ harbor, and another striking out from it at right angles; and,
+at<br>
+ the corner of these two, a very dark and cheerless tavern, by
+way<br>
+ of principal hotel.</p>
+
+<p>I had dressed myself somewhat more suitably to my station in
+life,<br>
+ and at once called upon the minister in his little manse beside
+the<br>
+ graveyard. He knew me, although it was more than nine years
+since<br>
+ we had met; and when I told him that I had been long upon a
+walking<br>
+ tour, and was behind with the news, readily lent me an armful
+of<br>
+ newspapers, dating from a month back to the day before. With
+these<br>
+ I sought the tavern, and, ordering some breakfast, sat down
+to<br>
+ study the "Huddlestone Failure."</p>
+
+<p>It had been, it appeared, a very flagrant case. Thousands
+of<br>
+ persons were reduced to poverty; and one in particular had
+blown<br>
+ out his brains as soon as payment was suspended. It was strange
+to<br>
+ myself that, while I read these details, I continued rather
+to<br>
+ sympathize with Mr. Huddlestone than with his victims; so
+complete<br>
+ already was the empire of my love for my wife. A price was<br>
+ naturally set upon the banker's head; and, as the case was<br>
+ inexcusable and the public indignation thoroughly aroused,
+the<br>
+ unusual figure of 750 pounds was offered for his capture. He
+was<br>
+ reported to have large sums of money in his possession. One
+day,<br>
+ he had been heard of in Spain; the next, there was sure<br>
+ intelligence that he was still lurking between Manchester
+and<br>
+ Liverpool, or along the border of Wales; and the day after,
+a<br>
+ telegram would announce his arrival in Cuba or Yucatan. But in
+all<br>
+ this there was no word of an Italian, nor any sign of
+mystery.</p>
+
+<p>In the very last paper, however, there was one item not so
+clear.<br>
+ The accountants who were charged to verify the failure had,
+it<br>
+ seemed, come upon the traces of a very large number of
+thousands,<br>
+ which figured for some time in the transactions of the house
+of<br>
+ Huddlestone; but which came from nowhere, and disappeared in
+the<br>
+ same mysterious fashion. It was only once referred to by name,
+and<br>
+ then under the initials "X. X."; but it had plainly been
+floated<br>
+ for the first time into the business at a period of great<br>
+ depression some six years ago. The name of a distinguished
+royal<br>
+ personage had been mentioned by rumor in connection with this
+sum.<br>
+ "The cowardly desperado"--such, I remember, was the
+editorial<br>
+ expression--was supposed to have escaped with a large part of
+this<br>
+ mysterious fund still in his possession.</p>
+
+<p>I was still brooding over the fact, and trying to torture it
+into<br>
+ some connection with Mr. Huddlestone's danger, when a man
+entered<br>
+ the tavern and asked for some bread and cheese with a
+decided<br>
+ foreign accent.</p>
+
+<p>"Siete Italiano?" said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Si, Signor," was his reply.</p>
+
+<p>I said it was unusually far north to find one of his
+compatriots;<br>
+ at which he shrugged his shoulders, and replied that a man would
+go<br>
+ anywhere to find work. What work he could hope to find at
+Graden<br>
+ Wester, I was totally unable to conceive; and the incident
+struck<br>
+ so unpleasantly upon my mind, that I asked the landlord, while
+he<br>
+ was counting me some change, whether he had ever before seen
+an<br>
+ Italian in the village. He said he had once seen some
+Norwegians,<br>
+ who had been shipwrecked on the other side of Graden Ness
+and<br>
+ rescued by the lifeboat from Cauldhaven.</p>
+
+<p>"No!" said I; "but an Italian, like the man who has just had
+bread<br>
+ and cheese."</p>
+
+<p>"What?" cried he, "yon black-avised fellow wi' the teeth? Was
+he<br>
+ an I-talian? Weel, yon's the first that ever I saw, an' I dare
+say<br>
+ he's like to be the last."</p>
+
+<p>Even as he was speaking, I raised my eyes, and, casting a
+glance<br>
+ into the street, beheld three men in earnest conversation
+together,<br>
+ and not thirty yards away. One of them was my recent companion
+in<br>
+ the tavern parlor; the other two, by their handsome sallow
+features<br>
+ and soft hats, should evidently belong to the same race. A
+crowd<br>
+ of village children stood around them, gesticulating and
+talking<br>
+ gibberish in imitation. The trio looked singularly foreign to
+the<br>
+ bleak dirty street in which they were standing and the dark
+gray<br>
+ heaven that overspread them; and I confess my incredulity
+received<br>
+ at that moment a shock from which it never recovered. I
+might<br>
+ reason with myself as I pleased, but I could not argue down
+the<br>
+ effect of what I had seen, and I began to share in the
+Italian<br>
+ terror.</p>
+
+<p>It was already drawing toward the close of the day before I
+had<br>
+ returned the newspapers to the manse, and got well forward on
+to<br>
+ the links on my way home. I shall never forget that walk. It
+grew<br>
+ very cold and boisterous; the wind sung in the short grass about
+my<br>
+ feet; thin rain showers came running on the gusts; and an
+immense<br>
+ mountain range of clouds began to arise out of the bosom of
+the<br>
+ sea. It would be hard to imagine a more dismal evening; and<br>
+ whether it was from these external influences, or because my
+nerves<br>
+ were already affected by what I had heard and seen, my
+thoughts<br>
+ were as gloomy as the weather.</p>
+
+<p>The upper windows of the pavilion commanded a considerable
+spread<br>
+ of links in the direction of Graden Wester. To avoid
+observation,<br>
+ it was necessary to hug the beach until I had gained cover from
+the<br>
+ higher sand hills on the little headland, when I might
+strike<br>
+ across, through the hollows, for the margin of the wood. The
+sun<br>
+ was about setting; the tide was low, and all the quicksands<br>
+ uncovered; and I was moving along, lost in unpleasant thought,
+when<br>
+ I was suddenly thunderstruck to perceive the prints of human
+feet.<br>
+ They ran parallel to my own course, but low down upon the
+beach,<br>
+ instead of along the border of the turf; and, when I examined
+them,<br>
+ I saw at once, by the size and coarseness of the impression,
+that<br>
+ it was a stranger to me and to those of the pavilion who had<br>
+ recently passed that way. Not only so; but from the
+recklessness<br>
+ of the course which he had followed, steering near to the
+most<br>
+ formidable portions of the sand, he was evidently a stranger to
+the<br>
+ country and to the ill-repute of Graden beach.</p>
+
+<p>Step by step I followed the prints; until, a quarter of a
+mile<br>
+ farther, I beheld them die away into the southeastern boundary
+of<br>
+ Graden Floe. There, whoever he was, the miserable man had<br>
+ perished. One or two gulls, who had, perhaps, seen him
+disappear,<br>
+ wheeled over his sepulcher with their usual melancholy piping.
+The<br>
+ sun had broken through the clouds by a last effort, and colored
+the<br>
+ wide level of quicksands with a dusky purple. I stood for
+some<br>
+ time gazing at the spot, chilled and disheartened by my own<br>
+ reflections, and with a strong and commanding consciousness
+of<br>
+ death. I remember wondering how long the tragedy had taken,
+and<br>
+ whether his screams had been audible at the pavilion. And
+then,<br>
+ making a strong resolution, I was about to tear myself away,
+when a<br>
+ gust fiercer than usual fell upon this quarter of the beach, and
+I<br>
+ saw, now whirling high in air, now skimming lightly across
+the<br>
+ surface of the sands, a soft, black, felt hat, somewhat conical
+in<br>
+ shape, such as I had remarked already on the heads of the
+Italians.</p>
+
+<p>I believe, but I am not sure, that I uttered a cry. The wind
+was<br>
+ driving the hat shoreward, and I ran round the border of the
+floe<br>
+ to be ready against its arrival. The gust fell, dropping the
+hat<br>
+ for awhile upon the quicksand, and then, once more
+freshening,<br>
+ landed it a few yards from where I stood. I seized it with
+the<br>
+ interest you may imagine. It had seen some service; indeed, it
+was<br>
+ rustier than either of those I had seen that day upon the
+street.<br>
+ The lining was red, stamped with the name of the maker, which
+I<br>
+ have forgotten, and that of the place of manufacture,
+Venedig.<br>
+ This (it is not yet forgotten) was the name given by the
+Austrians<br>
+ to the beautiful city of Venice, then, and for long after, a
+part<br>
+ of their dominions.</p>
+
+<p>The shock was complete. I saw imaginary Italians upon every
+side;<br>
+ and for the first, and, I may say, for the last time in my<br>
+ experience, became overpowered by what is called a panic terror.
+I<br>
+ knew nothing, that is, to be afraid of, and yet I admit that I
+was<br>
+ heartily afraid; and it was with sensible reluctance that I<br>
+ returned to my exposed and solitary camp in the Sea-Wood.</p>
+
+<p>There I eat some cold porridge which had been left over from
+the<br>
+ night before, for I was disinclined to make a fire; and,
+feeling<br>
+ strengthened and reassured, dismissed all these fanciful
+terrors<br>
+ from my mind, and lay down to sleep with composure.</p>
+
+<p>How long I may have slept it is impossible for me to guess;
+but I<br>
+ was awakened at last by a sudden, blinding flash of light into
+my<br>
+ face. It woke me like a blow. In an instant I was upon my
+knees.<br>
+ But the light had gone as suddenly as it came. The darkness
+was<br>
+ intense. And, as it was blowing great guns from the sea, and<br>
+ pouring with rain, the noises of the storm effectually
+concealed<br>
+ all others.</p>
+
+<p>It was, I dare say, half a minute before I regained my
+self-<br>
+ possession. But for two circumstances, I should have thought I
+had<br>
+ been awakened by some new and vivid form of nightmare. First,
+the<br>
+ flap of my tent, which I had shut carefully when I retired, was
+now<br>
+ unfastened; and, second, I could still perceive, with a
+sharpness<br>
+ that excluded any theory of hallucination, the smell of hot
+metal<br>
+ and of burning oil. The conclusion was obvious. I had been<br>
+ awakened by some one flashing a bull's-eye lantern in my face.
+It<br>
+ had been but a flash, and away. He had seen my face, and
+then<br>
+ gone. I asked myself the object of so strange a proceeding,
+and<br>
+ the answer came pat. The man, whoever he was, had thought to<br>
+ recognize me, and he had not. There was another question<br>
+ unresolved; and to this, I may say, I feared to give an answer;
+if<br>
+ he had recognized me, what would he have done?</p>
+
+<p>My fears were immediately diverted from myself, for I saw that
+I<br>
+ had been visited in a mistake; and I became persuaded that
+some<br>
+ dreadful danger threatened the pavilion. It required some nerve
+to<br>
+ issue forth into the black and intricate thicket which
+surrounded<br>
+ and overhung the den; but I groped my way to the links,
+drenched<br>
+ with rain, beaten upon and deafened by the gusts, and fearing
+at<br>
+ every step to lay my hand upon some lurking adversary. The<br>
+ darkness was so complete that I might have been surrounded by
+an<br>
+ army and yet none the wiser, and the uproar of the gale so
+loud<br>
+ that my hearing was as useless as my sight.</p>
+
+<p>For the rest of that night, which seemed interminably long,
+I<br>
+ patrolled the vicinity of the pavilion, without seeing a
+living<br>
+ creature or hearing any noise but the concert of the wind, the
+sea,<br>
+ and the rain. A light in the upper story filtered through a
+cranny<br>
+ of the shutter, and kept me company till the approach of
+dawn.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ V</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ With the first peep of day, I retired from the open to my old
+lair<br>
+ among the sand hills, there to await the coming of my wife.
+The<br>
+ morning was gray, wild, and melancholy; the wind moderated
+before<br>
+ sunrise, and then went about, and blew in puffs from the shore;
+the<br>
+ sea began to go down, but the rain still fell without mercy.
+Over<br>
+ all the wilderness of links there was not a creature to be
+seen.<br>
+ Yet I felt sure the neighborhood was alive with skulking foes.
+The<br>
+ light that had been so suddenly and surprisingly flashed upon
+my<br>
+ face as I lay sleeping, and the hat that had been blown ashore
+by<br>
+ the wind from over Graden Floe, were two speaking signals of
+the<br>
+ peril that environed Clara and the party in the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ It was, perhaps, half-past seven, or nearer eight, before I saw
+the<br>
+ door open, and that dear figure come toward me in the rain. I
+was<br>
+ waiting for her on the beach before she had crossed the sand
+hills.</p>
+
+<p>"I have had such trouble to come!" she cried. "They did not
+wish<br>
+ me to go walking in the rain."</p>
+
+<p>"Clara," I said, "you are not frightened!"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said she, with a simplicity that filled my heart
+with<br>
+ confidence. For my wife was the bravest as well as the best
+of<br>
+ women; in my experience, I have not found the two go always<br>
+ together, but with her they did; and she combined the extreme
+of<br>
+ fortitude with the most endearing and beautiful virtues.</p>
+
+<p>I told her what had happened; and, though her cheek grew
+visibly<br>
+ paler, she retained perfect control over her senses.</p>
+
+<p>"You see now that I am safe," said I, in conclusion. "They do
+not<br>
+ mean to harm me; for, had they chosen, I was a dead man last<br>
+ night."</p>
+
+<p>She laid her hand upon my arm.</p>
+
+<p>"And I had no presentiment!" she cried.</p>
+
+<p>Her accent thrilled me with delight. I put my arm about her,
+and<br>
+ strained her to my side; and, before either of us was aware,
+her<br>
+ hands were on my shoulders and my lips upon her mouth. Yet up
+to<br>
+ that moment no word of love had passed between us. To this day
+I<br>
+ remember the touch of her cheek, which was wet and cold with
+the<br>
+ rain; and many a time since, when she has been washing her face,
+I<br>
+ have kissed it again for the sake of that morning on the
+beach.<br>
+ Now that she is taken from me, and I finish my pilgrimage alone,
+I<br>
+ recall our old loving kindnesses and the deep honesty and
+affection<br>
+ which united us, and my present loss seems but a trifle in<br>
+ comparison.</p>
+
+<p>We may have thus stood for some seconds--for time passes
+quickly<br>
+ with lovers--before we were startled by a peal of laughter close
+at<br>
+ hand. It was not natural mirth, but seemed to be affected in
+order<br>
+ to conceal an angrier feeling. We both turned, though I still
+kept<br>
+ my left arm about Clara's waist; nor did she seek to
+withdraw<br>
+ herself; and there, a few paces off upon the beach, stood<br>
+ Northmour, his head lowered, his hands behind his back, his<br>
+ nostrils white with passion.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! Cassilis!" he said, as I disclosed my face.</p>
+
+<p>"That same," said I; for I was not at all put about.</p>
+
+<p>"And so, Miss Huddlestone," he continued slowly but savagely,
+"this<br>
+ is how you keep your faith to your father and to me? This is
+the<br>
+ value you set upon your father's life? And you are so
+infatuated<br>
+ with this young gentleman that you must brave ruin, and
+decency,<br>
+ and common human caution--"</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Huddlestone--" I was beginning to interrupt him, when
+he, in<br>
+ his turn, cut in brutally--</p>
+
+<p>"You hold your tongue," said he; "I am speaking to that
+girl."</p>
+
+<p>"That girl, as you call her, is my wife," said I; and my wife
+only<br>
+ leaned a little nearer, so that I knew she had affirmed my
+words.</p>
+
+<p>"Your what?" he cried. "You lie!"</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour," I said, "we all know you have a bad temper, and I
+am<br>
+ the last man to be irritated by words. For all that, I
+propose<br>
+ that you speak lower, for I am convinced that we are not
+alone."</p>
+
+<p>He looked round him, and it was plain my remark had in some
+degree<br>
+ sobered his passion. "What do you mean?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>I only said one word: "Italians."</p>
+
+<p>He swore a round oath, and looked at us, from one to the
+other.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Cassilis knows all that I know," said my wife.</p>
+
+<p>"What I want to know," he broke out, "is where the devil
+Mr.<br>
+ Cassilis comes from, and what the devil Mr. Cassilis is doing
+here.<br>
+ You say you are married; that I do not believe. If you were,<br>
+ Graden Floe would soon divorce you; four minutes and a half,<br>
+ Cassilis. I keep my private cemetery for my friends."</p>
+
+<p>"It took somewhat longer," said I, "for that Italian."</p>
+
+<p>He looked at me for a moment half daunted, and then,
+almost<br>
+ civilly, asked me to tell my story. "You have too much the<br>
+ advantage of me, Cassilis," he added. I complied of course; and
+he<br>
+ listened, with several ejaculations, while I told him how I
+had<br>
+ come to Graden: that it was I whom he had tried to murder on
+the<br>
+ night of landing; and what I had subsequently seen and heard of
+the<br>
+ Italians.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said he, when I had done, "it is here at last; there
+is no<br>
+ mistake about that. And what, may I ask, do you propose to
+do?"</p>
+
+<p>"I propose to stay with you and lend a hand," said I.</p>
+
+<p>"You are a brave man," he returned, with a peculiar
+intonation.</p>
+
+<p>"I am not afraid," said I.</p>
+
+<p>"And so," he continued, "I am to understand that you two
+are<br>
+ married? And you stand up to it before my face, Miss
+Huddlestone?"</p>
+
+<p>"We are not yet married," said Clara; "but we shall be as soon
+as<br>
+ we can."</p>
+
+<p>"Bravo!" cried Northmour. "And the bargain? D--n it, you're
+not a<br>
+ fool, young woman; I may call a spade a spade with you. How
+about<br>
+ the bargain? You know as well as I do what your father's
+life<br>
+ depends upon. I have only to put my hands under my coat tails
+and<br>
+ walk away, and his throat would be cut before the evening."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Mr. Northmour," returned Clara, with great spirit; "but
+that<br>
+ is what you will never do. You made a bargain that was unworthy
+of<br>
+ a gentleman; but you are a gentleman for all that, and you
+will<br>
+ never desert a man whom you have begun to help."</p>
+
+<p>"Aha!" said he. "You think I will give my yacht for nothing?
+You<br>
+ think I will risk my life and liberty for love of the old<br>
+ gentleman; and then, I suppose, he best man at the wedding, to
+wind<br>
+ up? Well," he added, with an odd smile, "perhaps you are not<br>
+ altogether wrong. But ask Cassilis here. HE knows me. Am I a
+man<br>
+ to trust? Am I safe and scrupulous? Am I kind?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know you talk a great deal, and sometimes, I think,
+very<br>
+ foolishly," replied Clara, "but I know you are a gentleman, and
+I<br>
+ am not the least afraid."</p>
+
+<p>He looked at her with a peculiar approval and admiration;
+then,<br>
+ turning to me, "Do you think I would give her up without a<br>
+ struggle, Frank?" said he. "I tell you plainly, you look out.
+The<br>
+ next time we come to blows--"</p>
+
+<p>"Will make the third," I interrupted, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"Aye, true; so it will," he said. "I had forgotten. Well,
+the<br>
+ third time's lucky."</p>
+
+<p>"The third time, you mean, you will have the crew of the 'Red
+Earl'<br>
+ to help," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you hear him?" he asked, turning to my wife.</p>
+
+<p>"I hear two men speaking like cowards," said she. "I
+should<br>
+ despise myself either to think or speak like that. And neither
+of<br>
+ you believe one word that you are saying, which makes it the
+more<br>
+ wicked and silly."</p>
+
+<p>"She's a trump!" cried Northmour. "But she's not yet Mrs.<br>
+ Cassilis. I say no more. The present is not for me."</p>
+
+<p>Then my wife surprised me.</p>
+
+<p>"I leave you here," she said suddenly. "My father has been
+too<br>
+ long alone. But remember this: you are to be friends, for you
+are<br>
+ both good friends to me."</p>
+
+<p>She has since told me her reason for this step. As long as
+she<br>
+ remained, she declares that we two would have continued to
+quarrel;<br>
+ and I suppose that she was right, for when she was gone we fell
+at<br>
+ once into a sort of confidentiality.</p>
+
+<p>Northmour stared after her as she went away over the sand
+hill.</p>
+
+<p>"She is the only woman in the world!" he exclaimed with an
+oath.<br>
+ "Look at her action."</p>
+
+<p>I, for my part, leaped at this opportunity for a little
+further<br>
+ light.</p>
+
+<p>"See here, Northmour," said I; "we are all in a tight place,
+are we<br>
+ not?"</p>
+
+<p>"I believe you, my boy," he answered, looking me in the eyes,
+and<br>
+ with great emphasis. "We have all hell upon us, that's the
+truth.<br>
+ You may believe me or not, but I'm afraid of my life."</p>
+
+<p>"Tell me one thing," said I. "What are they after, these
+Italians?<br>
+ What do they want with Mr. Huddlestone?"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you know?" he cried. "The black old scamp had
+carbonari<br>
+ funds on a deposit--two hundred and eighty thousand; and of
+course<br>
+ he gambled it away on stocks. There was to have been a
+revolution<br>
+ in the Tridentino, or Parma; but the revolution is off, and
+the<br>
+ whole wasp's nest is after Huddlestone. We shall all be lucky
+if<br>
+ we can save our skins."</p>
+
+<p>"The carbonari!" I exclaimed; "God help him indeed!"</p>
+
+<p>"Amen!" said Northmour. "And now, look here: I have said that
+we<br>
+ are in a fix; and, frankly, I shall be glad of your help. If
+I<br>
+ can't save Huddlestone, I want at least to save the girl. Come
+and<br>
+ stay in the pavilion; and, there's my hand on it, I shall act
+as<br>
+ your friend until the old man is either clear or dead. But,"
+he<br>
+ added, "once that is settled, you become my rival once again,
+and I<br>
+ warn you--mind yourself."</p>
+
+<p>"Done!" said I; and we shook hands.</p>
+
+<p>"And now let us go directly to the fort," said Northmour; and
+he<br>
+ began to lead the way through the rain.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ VI</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ We were admitted to the pavilion by Clara, and I was surprised
+by<br>
+ the completeness and security of the defenses. A barricade
+of<br>
+ great strength, and yet easy to displace, supported the door<br>
+ against any violence from without; and the shutters of the
+dining-<br>
+ room, into which I was led directly, and which was feebly<br>
+ illuminated by a lamp, were even more elaborately fortified.
+The<br>
+ panels were strengthened by bars and crossbars; and these, in
+their<br>
+ turn, were kept in position by a system of braces and struts,
+some<br>
+ abutting on the floor, some on the roof, and others, in
+fine,<br>
+ against the opposite wall of the apartment. It was at once a
+solid<br>
+ and well-designed piece of carpentry; and I did not seek to
+conceal<br>
+ my admiration.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "I am the engineer," said Northmour. "You remember the planks
+in<br>
+ the garden? Behold them?"</p>
+
+<p>"I did not know you had so many talents," said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you armed?" he continued, pointing to an array of guns
+and<br>
+ pistols, all in admirable order, which stood in line against
+the<br>
+ wall or were displayed upon the sideboard.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," I returned; "I have gone armed since our last<br>
+ encounter. But, to tell you the truth, I have had nothing to
+eat<br>
+ since early yesterday evening."</p>
+
+<p>Northmour produced some cold meat, to which I eagerly set
+myself,<br>
+ and a bottle of good Burgundy, by which, wet as I was, I did
+not<br>
+ scruple to profit. I have always been an extreme temperance man
+on<br>
+ principle; but it is useless to push principle to excess, and
+on<br>
+ this occasion I believe that I finished three quarters of
+the<br>
+ bottle. As I eat, I still continued to admire the preparations
+for<br>
+ defense.</p>
+
+<p>"We could stand a siege," I said at length.</p>
+
+<p>"Ye--es," drawled Northmour; "a very little one, perhaps. It
+is<br>
+ not so much the strength of the pavilion I misdoubt; it is
+the<br>
+ double danger that kills me. If we get to shooting, wild as
+the<br>
+ country is, some one is sure to hear it, and then--why then
+it's<br>
+ the same thing, only different, as they say: caged by law,
+or<br>
+ killed by carbonari. There's the choice. It is a devilish
+bad<br>
+ thing to have the law against you in this world, and so I tell
+the<br>
+ old gentleman upstairs. He is quite of my way of thinking."</p>
+
+<p>"Speaking of that," said I, "what kind of person is he?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, he!" cried the other; "he's a rancid fellow, as far as
+he<br>
+ goes. I should like to have his neck wrung to-morrow by all
+the<br>
+ devils in Italy. I am not in this affair for him. You take me?
+I<br>
+ made a bargain for missy's hand, and I mean to have it too."</p>
+
+<p>"That, by the way," said I. "I understand. But how will
+Mr.<br>
+ Huddlestone take my intrusion?"</p>
+
+<p>"Leave that to Clara," returned Northmour.</p>
+
+<p>I could have struck him in the face for his coarse
+familiarity; but<br>
+ I respected the truce, as, I am bound to say, did Northmour, and
+so<br>
+ long as the danger continued not a cloud arose in our relation.
+I<br>
+ bear him this testimony with the most unfeigned satisfaction;
+nor<br>
+ am I without pride when I look back upon my own behavior.
+For<br>
+ surely no two men were ever left in a position so invidious
+and<br>
+ irritating.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as I had done eating, we proceeded to inspect the
+lower<br>
+ floor. Window by window we tried the different supports, now
+and<br>
+ then making an inconsiderable change; and the strokes of the
+hammer<br>
+ sounded with startling loudness through the house. I proposed,
+I<br>
+ remember, to make loopholes; but he told me they were already
+made<br>
+ in the windows of the upper story. It was an anxious
+business,<br>
+ this inspection, and left me down-hearted. There were two
+doors<br>
+ and five windows to protect, and, counting Clara, only four of
+us<br>
+ to defend them against an unknown number of foes. I
+communicated<br>
+ my doubts to Northmour, who assured me, with unmoved
+composure,<br>
+ that he entirely shared them.</p>
+
+<p>"Before morning," said he, "we shall all be butchered and
+buried in<br>
+ Graden Floe. For me, that is written."</p>
+
+<p>I could not help shuddering at the mention of the quicksand,
+but<br>
+ reminded Northmour that our enemies had spared me in the
+wood.</p>
+
+<p>"Do not flatter yourself," said he. "Then you were not in the
+same<br>
+ boat with the old gentleman; now you are. It's the floe for all
+of<br>
+ us, mark my words."</p>
+
+<p>I trembled for Clara; and just then her dear voice was
+heard<br>
+ calling us to come upstairs. Northmour showed me the way,
+and,<br>
+ when he had reached the landing, knocked at the door of what
+used<br>
+ to be called My Uncle's Bedroom, as the founder of the pavilion
+had<br>
+ designed it especially for himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in, Northmour; come in, dear Mr. Cassilis," said a voice
+from<br>
+ within.</p>
+
+<p>Pushing open the door, Northmour admitted me before him into
+the<br>
+ apartment. As I came in I could see the daughter slipping out
+by<br>
+ the side door into the study, which had been prepared as her<br>
+ bedroom. In the bed, which was drawn back against the wall,<br>
+ instead of standing, as I had last seen it, boldly across
+the<br>
+ window, sat Bernard Huddlestone, the defaulting banker. Little
+as<br>
+ I had seen of him by the shifting light of the lantern on
+the<br>
+ links, I had no difficulty in recognizing him for the same. He
+had<br>
+ a long and sallow countenance, surrounded by a long red beard
+and<br>
+ side-whiskers. His broken nose and high cheek-hones gave him<br>
+ somewhat the air of a Kalmuck, and his light eyes shone with
+the<br>
+ excitement of a high fever. He wore a skull-cap of black silk;
+a<br>
+ huge Bible lay open before him on the bed, with a pair of
+gold<br>
+ spectacles in the place, and a pile of other books lay on the
+stand<br>
+ by his side. The green curtains lent a cadaverous shade to
+his<br>
+ cheek; and, as he sat propped on pillows, his great stature
+was<br>
+ painfully hunched, and his head protruded till it overhung
+his<br>
+ knees. I believe if he had not died otherwise, he must have
+fallen<br>
+ a victim to consumption in the course of but a very few
+weeks.</p>
+
+<p>He held out to me a hand, long, thin, and disagreeably
+hairy.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in, come in, Mr. Cassilis," said he. "Another
+protector--<br>
+ ahem!--another protector. Always welcome as a friend of my<br>
+ daughter's, Mr. Cassilis. How they have rallied about me, my<br>
+ daughter's friends! May God in heaven bless and reward them
+for<br>
+ it!"</p>
+
+<p>I gave him my hand, of course, because I could not help it;
+but the<br>
+ sympathy I had been prepared to feel for Clara's father was<br>
+ immediately soured by his appearance, and the wheedling,
+unreal<br>
+ tones in which he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Cassilis is a good man," said Northmour; "worth ten."</p>
+
+<p>"So I hear," cried Mr. Huddlestone eagerly; "so my girl tells
+me.<br>
+ Ah, Mr. Cassilis, my sin has found me out, you see! I am very
+low,<br>
+ very low; but I hope equally penitent. We must all come to
+the<br>
+ throne of grace at last, Mr. Cassilis. For my part, I come
+late<br>
+ indeed; but with unfeigned humility, I trust."</p>
+
+<p>"Fiddle-de-dee!" said Northmour roughly.</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, dear Northmour!" cried the banker. "You must not
+say<br>
+ that; you must not try to shake me. You forget, my dear, good
+boy,<br>
+ you forget I may be called this very night before my Maker."</p>
+
+<p>His excitement was pitiful to behold; and I felt myself
+grow<br>
+ indignant with Northmour, whose infidel opinions I well knew,
+and<br>
+ heartily despised, as he continued to taunt the poor sinner out
+of<br>
+ his humor of repentance.</p>
+
+<p>"Pooh, my dear Huddlestone!" said he. "You do yourself
+injustice.<br>
+ You are a man of the world inside and out, and were up to all
+kinds<br>
+ of mischief before I was born. Your conscience is tanned
+like<br>
+ South American leather--only you forgot to tan your liver,
+and<br>
+ that, if you will believe me, is the seat of the annoyance."</p>
+
+<p>"Rogue, rogue! bad boy!" said Mr. Huddlestone, shaking his
+finger.<br>
+ "I am no precisian, if you come to that; I always hated a<br>
+ precisian; but I never lost hold of something better through
+it<br>
+ all. I have been a bad boy, Mr. Cassilis; I do not seek to
+deny<br>
+ that; but it was after my wife's death, and you know, with a<br>
+ widower, it's a different thing: sinful--I won't say no; but
+there<br>
+ is a gradation, we shall hope. And talking of that-- Hark!"
+he<br>
+ broke out suddenly, his hand raised, his fingers spread, his
+face<br>
+ racked with interest and terror. "Only the rain, bless God!"
+he<br>
+ added, after a pause, and with indescribable relief.</p>
+
+<p>For some seconds he lay back among the pillows like a man near
+to<br>
+ fainting; then he gathered himself together, and, in
+somewhat<br>
+ tremulous tones, began once more to thank me for the share I
+was<br>
+ prepared to take in his defense.</p>
+
+<p>"One question, sir," said I, when he had paused. "Is it true
+that<br>
+ you have money with you?"</p>
+
+<p>He seemed annoyed by the question, but admitted with
+reluctance<br>
+ that he had a little.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," I continued, "it is their money they are after, is it
+not?<br>
+ Why not give it up to them?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!" replied he, shaking his head, "I have tried that
+already, Mr.<br>
+ Cassilis; and alas! that it should be so, but it is blood
+they<br>
+ want."</p>
+
+<p>"Huddlestone, that's a little less than fair," said
+Northmour.<br>
+ "You should mention that what you offered them was upward of
+two<br>
+ hundred thousand short. The deficit is worth a reference; it
+is<br>
+ for what they call a cool sum, Frank. Then, you see, the
+fellows<br>
+ reason in their clear Italian way; and it seems to them, as
+indeed<br>
+ it seems to me, that they may just as well have both while
+they're<br>
+ about it--money and blood together, by George, and no more
+trouble<br>
+ for the extra pleasure."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it in the pavilion?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"It is; and I wish it were in the bottom of the sea instead,"
+said<br>
+ Northmour; and then suddenly--"What are you making faces at
+me<br>
+ for?" he cried to Mr. Huddlestone, on whom I had
+unconsciously<br>
+ turned my back. "Do you think Cassilis would sell you?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Huddlestone protested that nothing had been further from
+his<br>
+ mind.</p>
+
+<p>"It is a good thing," retorted Northmour in his ugliest
+manner.<br>
+ "You might end by wearying us. What were you going to say?"
+he<br>
+ added, turning to me.</p>
+
+<p>"I was going to propose an occupation for the afternoon," said
+I.<br>
+ "Let us carry that money out, piece by piece, and lay it
+down<br>
+ before the pavilion door. If the carbonari come, why, it's
+theirs<br>
+ at any rate."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no," cried Mr. Huddlestone; "it does not, it cannot,
+belong to<br>
+ them! It should be distributed pro rata among all my
+creditors."</p>
+
+<p>"Come now, Huddlestone," said Northmour, "none of that."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, but my daughter," moaned the wretched man. "Your
+daughter<br>
+ will do well enough. Here are two suitors, Cassilis and I,
+neither<br>
+ of us beggars, between whom she has to choose. And as for<br>
+ yourself, to make an end of arguments, you have no right to
+a<br>
+ farthing, and, unless I'm much mistaken, you are going to
+die."</p>
+
+<p>It was certainly very cruelly said; but Mr. Huddlestone was a
+man<br>
+ who attracted little sympathy; and, although I saw him wince
+and<br>
+ shudder, I mentally indorsed the rebuke; nay, I added a<br>
+ contribution of my own.</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour and I," I said, "are willing enough to help you to
+save<br>
+ your life, but not to escape with stolen property."</p>
+
+<p>He struggled for awhile with himself, as though he were on
+the<br>
+ point of giving way to anger, but prudence had the best of
+the<br>
+ controversy.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear boys," he said, "do with me or my money what you
+will. I<br>
+ leave all in your hands. Let me compose myself."</p>
+
+<p>And so we left him, gladly enough I am sure.</p>
+
+<p>The last that I saw, he had once more taken up his great
+Bible, and<br>
+ with tremulous hands was adjusting his spectacles to read.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ VII</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ The recollection of that afternoon will always be graven on
+my<br>
+ mind. Northmour and I were persuaded that an attack was
+imminent;<br>
+ and if it had been in our power to alter in any way the order
+of<br>
+ events, that power would have been used to precipitate rather
+than<br>
+ delay the critical moment. The worst was to be anticipated; yet
+we<br>
+ could conceive no extremity so miserable as the suspense we
+were<br>
+ now suffering. I have never been an eager, though always a
+great,<br>
+ reader; but I never knew books so insipid as those which I took
+up<br>
+ and cast aside that afternoon in the pavilion. Even talk
+became<br>
+ impossible, as the hours went on. One or other was always<br>
+ listening for some sound, or peering from an upstairs window
+over<br>
+ the links. And yet not a sign indicated the presence of our
+foes.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ We debated over and over again my proposal with regard to
+the<br>
+ money; and had we been in complete possession of our faculties,
+I<br>
+ am sure we should have condemned it as unwise; but we were<br>
+ flustered with alarm, grasped at a straw, and determined,
+although<br>
+ it was as much as advertising Mr. Huddlestone's presence in
+the<br>
+ pavilion, to carry my proposal into effect.</p>
+
+<p>The sum was part in specie, part in bank paper, and part
+in<br>
+ circular notes payable to the name of James Gregory. We took
+it<br>
+ out, counted it, inclosed it once more in a dispatch box
+belonging<br>
+ to Northmour, and prepared a letter in Italian which he tied to
+the<br>
+ handle. It was signed by both of us under oath, and declared
+that<br>
+ this was all the money which had escaped the failure of the
+house<br>
+ of Huddlestone. This was, perhaps, the maddest action ever<br>
+ perpetrated by two persons professing to be sane. Had the
+dispatch<br>
+ box fallen into other hands than those for which it was
+intended,<br>
+ we stood criminally convicted on our own written testimony; but,
+as<br>
+ I have said, we were neither of us in a condition to judge
+soberly,<br>
+ and had a thirst for action that drove us to do something, right
+or<br>
+ wrong, rather than endure the agony of waiting. Moreover, as
+we<br>
+ were both convinced that the hollows of the links were alive
+with<br>
+ hidden spies upon our movements, we hoped that our appearance
+with<br>
+ the box might lead to a parley, and, perhaps, a compromise.</p>
+
+<p>It was nearly three when we issued from the pavilion. The rain
+had<br>
+ taken off; the sun shone quite cheerfully. I had never seen
+the<br>
+ gulls fly so close about the house or approach so fearlessly
+to<br>
+ human beings. On the very doorstep one flapped heavily past
+our<br>
+ heads, and uttered its wild cry in my very ear.</p>
+
+<p>"There is an omen for you," said Northmour, who like all<br>
+ freethinkers was much under the influence of superstition.
+"They<br>
+ think we are already dead."</p>
+
+<p>I made some light rejoinder, but it was with half my heart;
+for the<br>
+ circumstance had impressed me.</p>
+
+<p>A yard or two before the gate, on a patch of smooth turf, we
+set<br>
+ down the dispatch box; and Northmour waved a white
+handkerchief<br>
+ over his head. Nothing replied. We raised our voices, and
+cried<br>
+ aloud in Italian that we were there as ambassadors to arrange
+the<br>
+ quarrel, but the stillness remained unbroken save by the
+seagulls<br>
+ and the surf. I had a weight at my heart when we desisted; and
+I<br>
+ saw that even Northmour was unusually pale. He looked over
+his<br>
+ shoulder nervously, as though he feared that some one had
+crept<br>
+ between him and the pavilion door.</p>
+
+<p>"By God," he said in a whisper, "this is too much for me!"</p>
+
+<p>I replied in the same key: "Suppose there should be none,
+after<br>
+ all!"</p>
+
+<p>"Look there," he returned, nodding with his head, as though he
+had<br>
+ been afraid to point.</p>
+
+<p>I glanced in the direction indicated; and there, from the
+northern<br>
+ quarter of the Sea-Wood, beheld a thin column of smoke
+rising<br>
+ steadily against the now cloudless sky.</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour," I said (we still continued to talk in whispers),
+"it<br>
+ is not possible to endure this suspense. I prefer death
+fifty<br>
+ times over. Stay you here to watch the pavilion; I will go
+forward<br>
+ and make sure, if I have to walk right into their camp."</p>
+
+<p>He looked once again all round him with puckered eyes, and
+then<br>
+ nodded assentingly to my proposal.</p>
+
+<p>My heart heat like a sledge hammer as I set out walking
+rapidly in<br>
+ the direction of the smoke; and, though up to that moment I
+had<br>
+ felt chill and shivering, I was suddenly conscious of a glow
+of<br>
+ heat all over my body. The ground in this direction was very<br>
+ uneven; a hundred men might have lain hidden in as many
+square<br>
+ yards about my path. But I who had not practiced the business
+in<br>
+ vain, chose such routes as cut at the very root of
+concealment,<br>
+ and, by keeping along the most convenient ridges, commanded
+several<br>
+ hollows at a time. It was not long before I was rewarded for
+my<br>
+ caution. Coming suddenly on to a mound somewhat more elevated
+than<br>
+ the surrounding hummocks, I saw, not thirty yards away, a man
+bent<br>
+ almost double, and running as fast as his attitude permitted,
+along<br>
+ the bottom of a gully. I had dislodged one of the spies from
+his<br>
+ ambush. As soon as I sighted him, I called loudly both in
+English<br>
+ and Italian; and he, seeing concealment was no longer
+possible,<br>
+ straightened himself out, leaped from the gully, and made off
+as<br>
+ straight as an arrow for the borders of the wood. It was none
+of<br>
+ my business to pursue; I had learned what I wanted--that we
+were<br>
+ beleaguered and watched in the pavilion; and I returned at
+once,<br>
+ and walked as nearly as possible in my old footsteps, to
+where<br>
+ Northmour awaited me beside the dispatch box. He was even
+paler<br>
+ than when I had left him, and his voice shook a little.</p>
+
+<p>"Could you see what he was like?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"He kept his back turned," I replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Let us get into the house, Frank. I don't think I'm a coward,
+but<br>
+ I can stand no more of this," he whispered.</p>
+
+<p>All was still and sunshiny about the pavilion, as we turned
+to<br>
+ reenter it; even the gulls had flown in a wider circuit, and
+were<br>
+ seen flickering along the beach and sand hills; and this
+loneliness<br>
+ terrified me more than a regiment under arms. It was not until
+the<br>
+ door was barricaded that I could draw a full inspiration and<br>
+ relieve the weight that lay upon my bosom. Northmour and I<br>
+ exchanged a steady glance; and I suppose each made his own<br>
+ reflections on the white and startled aspect of the other.</p>
+
+<p>"You were right," I said. "All is over. Shake hands, old man,
+for<br>
+ the last time."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," replied he, "I will shake hands; for, as sure as I am
+here,<br>
+ I bear no malice. But, remember, if, by some impossible
+accident,<br>
+ we should give the slip to these blackguards, I'll take the
+upper<br>
+ hand of you by fair or foul."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said I, "you weary me!"</p>
+
+<p>He seemed hurt, and walked away in silence to the foot of
+the<br>
+ stairs, where he paused.</p>
+
+<p>"You do not understand," said he. "I am not a swindler, and
+I<br>
+ guard myself; that is all. I may weary you or not, Mr. Cassilis,
+I<br>
+ do not care a rush; I speak for my own satisfaction, and not
+for<br>
+ your amusement. You had better go upstairs and court the girl;
+for<br>
+ my part, I stay here."</p>
+
+<p>"And I stay with you," I returned. "Do you think I would steal
+a<br>
+ march, even with your permission?"</p>
+
+<p>"Frank," he said, smiling, "it's a pity you are an ass, for
+you<br>
+ have the makings of a man. I think I must be fey to-day; you<br>
+ cannot irritate me even when you try. Do you know," he
+continued<br>
+ softly, "I think we are the two most miserable men in England,
+you<br>
+ and I? we have got on to thirty without wife or child, or so
+much<br>
+ as a shop to look after--poor, pitiful, lost devils, both! And
+now<br>
+ we clash about a girl! As if there were not several millions
+in<br>
+ the United Kingdom! Ah, Frank, Frank, the one who loses his
+throw,<br>
+ be it you or me, he has my pity! It were better for him--how
+does<br>
+ the Bible say?--that a millstone were hanged about his neck and
+he<br>
+ were cast into the depth of the sea. Let us take a drink,"
+he<br>
+ concluded suddenly, but without any levity of tone.</p>
+
+<p>I was touched by his words, and consented. He sat down on
+the<br>
+ table in the dining-room, and held up the glass of sherry to
+his<br>
+ eye.</p>
+
+<p>"If you beat me, Frank," he said, "I shall take to drink.
+What<br>
+ will you do, if it goes the other way?"</p>
+
+<p>"God knows," I returned.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said he, "here is a toast in the meantime: 'Italia<br>
+ irredenta!'"</p>
+
+<p>The remainder of the day was passed in the same dreadful
+tedium and<br>
+ suspense. I laid the table for dinner, while Northmour and
+Clara<br>
+ prepared the meal together in the kitchen. I could hear their
+talk<br>
+ as I went to and fro, and was surprised to find it ran all the
+time<br>
+ upon myself. Northmour again bracketed us together, and
+rallied<br>
+ Clara on a choice of husbands; but he continued to speak of me
+with<br>
+ some feeling, and uttered nothing to my prejudice unless he<br>
+ included himself in the condemnation. This awakened a sense
+of<br>
+ gratitude in my heart, which combined with the immediateness of
+our<br>
+ peril to fill my eyes with tears. After all, I thought--and<br>
+ perhaps the thought was laughably vain--we were here three
+very<br>
+ noble human beings to perish in defense of a thieving
+banker.</p>
+
+<p>Before we sat down to table, I looked forth from an
+upstairs<br>
+ window. The day was beginning to decline; the links were
+utterly<br>
+ deserted; the dispatch box still lay untouched where we had left
+it<br>
+ hours before.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Huddlestone, in a long yellow dressing gown, took one end
+of<br>
+ the table, Clara the other; while Northmour and I faced each
+other<br>
+ from the sides. The lamp was brightly trimmed; the wine was
+good;<br>
+ the viands, although mostly cold, excellent of their sort.
+We<br>
+ seemed to have agreed tacitly; all reference to the
+impending<br>
+ catastrophe was carefully avoided; and, considering our
+tragic<br>
+ circumstances, we made a merrier party than could have been<br>
+ expected. From time to time, it is true, Northmour or I would
+rise<br>
+ from table and make a round of the defenses; and, on each of
+these<br>
+ occasions, Mr. Huddlestone was recalled to a sense of his
+tragic<br>
+ predicament, glanced up with ghastly eyes, and bore for an
+instant<br>
+ on his countenance the stamp of terror. But he hastened to
+empty<br>
+ his glass, wiped his forehead with his handkerchief, and
+joined<br>
+ again in the conversation.</p>
+
+<p>I was astonished at the wit and information he displayed.
+Mr.<br>
+ Huddlestone's was certainly no ordinary character; he had read
+and<br>
+ observed for himself; his gifts were sound; and, though I
+could<br>
+ never have learned to love the man, I began to understand
+his<br>
+ success in business, and the great respect in which he had
+been<br>
+ held before his failure. He had, above all, the talent of
+society;<br>
+ and though I never heard him speak but on this one and most<br>
+ unfavorable occasion, I set him down among the most
+brilliant<br>
+ conversationalists I ever met.</p>
+
+<p>He was relating with great gusto, and seemingly no feeling
+of<br>
+ shame, the maneuvers of a scoundrelly commission merchant whom
+he<br>
+ had known and studied in his youth, and we were all listening
+with<br>
+ an odd mixture of mirth and embarrassment, when our little
+party<br>
+ was brought abruptly to an end in the most startling manner.</p>
+
+<p>A noise like that of a wet finger on the window pane
+interrupted<br>
+ Mr. Huddlestone's tale; and in an instant we were all four as
+white<br>
+ as paper, and sat tongue-tied and motionless round the
+table.</p>
+
+<p>"A snail," I said at last; for I had heard that these animals
+make<br>
+ a noise somewhat similar in character.</p>
+
+<p>"Snail be d--d!" said Northmour. "Hush!"</p>
+
+<p>The same sound was repeated twice at regular intervals; and
+then a<br>
+ formidable voice shouted through the shutters the Italian
+word,<br>
+ "Traditore!"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Huddlestone threw his head in the air; his eyelids
+quivered;<br>
+ next moment he fell insensible below the table. Northmour and
+I<br>
+ had each run to the armory and seized a gun. Clara was on her
+feet<br>
+ with her hand at her throat.</p>
+
+<p>So we stood waiting, for we thought the hour of attack was<br>
+ certainly come; but second passed after second, and all but
+the<br>
+ surf remained silent in the neighborhood of the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>"Quick," said Northmour; "upstairs with him before they
+come."</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ VIII</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ Somehow or other, by hook and crook, and between the three of
+us,<br>
+ we got Bernard Huddlestone bundled upstairs and laid upon the
+bed<br>
+ in My Uncle's Room. During the whole process, which was
+rough<br>
+ enough, he gave no sign of consciousness, and he remained, as
+we<br>
+ had thrown him, without changing the position of a finger.
+His<br>
+ daughter opened his shirt and began to wet his head and
+bosom;<br>
+ while Northmour and I ran to the window. The weather
+continued<br>
+ clear; the moon, which was now about full, had risen and shed
+a<br>
+ very clear light upon the links; yet, strain our eyes as we
+might,<br>
+ we could distinguish nothing moving. A few dark spots, more
+or<br>
+ less, on the uneven expanse were not to be identified; they
+might<br>
+ be crouching men, they might be shadows; it was impossible to
+be<br>
+ sure.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Thank God," said Northmour, "Aggie is not coming to-night."</p>
+
+<p>Aggie was the name of the old nurse; he had not thought of
+her<br>
+ until now; but that he should think of her at all was a trait
+that<br>
+ surprised me in the man.</p>
+
+<p>We were again reduced to waiting. Northmour went to the
+fireplace<br>
+ and spread his hands before the red embers, as if he were cold.
+I<br>
+ followed him mechanically with my eyes, and in so doing turned
+my<br>
+ back upon the window. At that moment a very faint report was<br>
+ audible from without, and a ball shivered a pane of glass,
+and<br>
+ buried itself in the shutter two inches from my head. I
+heard<br>
+ Clara scream; and though I whipped instantly out of range and
+into<br>
+ a corner, she was there, so to speak, before me, beseeching to
+know<br>
+ if I were hurt. I felt that I could stand to be shot at every
+day<br>
+ and all day long, with such remarks of solicitude for a reward;
+and<br>
+ I continued to reassure her, with the tenderest caresses and
+in<br>
+ complete forgetfulness of our situation, till the voice of<br>
+ Northmour recalled me to myself.</p>
+
+<p>"An air gun," he said. "They wish to make no noise."</p>
+
+<p>I put Clara aside, and looked at him. He was standing with
+his<br>
+ back to the fire and his hands clasped behind him; and I knew
+by<br>
+ the black look on his face, that passion was boiling within. I
+had<br>
+ seen just such a look before he attacked me, that March night,
+in<br>
+ the adjoining chamber; and, though I could make every allowance
+for<br>
+ his anger, I confess I trembled for the consequences. He
+gazed<br>
+ straight before him; but he could see us with the tail of his
+eye,<br>
+ and his temper kept rising like a gale of wind. With regular<br>
+ battle awaiting us outside, this prospect of an internecine
+strife<br>
+ within the walls began to daunt me.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly, as I was thus closely watching his expression
+and<br>
+ prepared against the worst, I saw a change, a flash, a look
+of<br>
+ relief, upon his face. He took up the lamp which stood beside
+him<br>
+ on the table, and turned to us with an air of some
+excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"There is one point that we must know," said he. "Are they
+going<br>
+ to butcher the lot of us, or only Huddlestone? Did they take
+you<br>
+ for him, or fire at you for your own beaux yeux?"</p>
+
+<p>"They took me for him, for certain," I replied. "I am near
+as<br>
+ tall, and my head is fair."</p>
+
+<p>"I am going to make sure," returned Northmour; and he stepped
+up to<br>
+ the window, holding the lamp above his head, and stood
+there,<br>
+ quietly affronting death, for half a minute.</p>
+
+<p>Clara sought to rush forward and pull him from the place of
+danger;<br>
+ but I had the pardonable selfishness to hold her back by
+force.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Northmour, turning coolly from the window, "it's
+only<br>
+ Huddlestone they want."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Mr. Northmour!" cried Clara; but found no more to add;
+the<br>
+ temerity she had just witnessed seeming beyond the reach of
+words.</p>
+
+<p>He, on his part, looked at me, cocking his head, with a fire
+of<br>
+ triumph in his eyes; and I understood at once that he had
+thus<br>
+ hazarded his life, merely to attract Clara's notice, and depose
+me<br>
+ from my position as the hero of the hour. He snapped his
+fingers.</p>
+
+<p>"The fire is only beginning," said he. "When they warm up to
+their<br>
+ work, they won't be so particular."</p>
+
+<p>A voice was now heard hailing us from the entrance. From
+the<br>
+ window we could see the figure of a man in the moonlight; he
+stood<br>
+ motionless, his face uplifted to ours, and a rag of something
+white<br>
+ on his extended arm; and as we looked right down upon him,
+though<br>
+ he was a good many yards distant on the links, we could see
+the<br>
+ moonlight glitter on his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>He opened his lips again, and spoke for some minutes on end,
+in a<br>
+ key so loud that he might have been heard in every corner of
+the<br>
+ pavilion, and as far away as the borders of the wood. It was
+the<br>
+ same voice that had already shouted, "Traditore!" through
+the<br>
+ shutters of the dining-room; this time it made a complete and
+clear<br>
+ statement. If the traitor "Oddlestone" were given up, all
+others<br>
+ should be spared; if not, no one should escape to tell the
+tale.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Huddlestone, what do you say to that?" asked
+Northmour,<br>
+ turning to the bed.</p>
+
+<p>Up to that moment the banker had given no sign of life, and I,
+at<br>
+ least, had supposed him to be still lying in a faint; but he<br>
+ replied at once, and in such tones as I have never heard
+elsewhere,<br>
+ save from a delirious patient, adjured and besought us not
+to<br>
+ desert him. It was the most hideous and abject performance that
+my<br>
+ imagination can conceive.</p>
+
+<p>"Enough," cried Northmour; and then he threw open the
+window,<br>
+ leaned out into the night, and in a tone of exultation, and with
+a<br>
+ total forgetfulness of what was due to the presence of a
+lady,<br>
+ poured out upon the ambassador a string of the most
+abominable<br>
+ raillery both in English and Italian, and bade him be gone where
+he<br>
+ had come from. I believe that nothing so delighted Northmour
+at<br>
+ that moment as the thought that we must all infallibly
+perish<br>
+ before the night was out.</p>
+
+<p>Meantime, the Italian put his flag of truce into his pocket,
+and<br>
+ disappeared, at a leisurely pace, among the sand hills.</p>
+
+<p>"They make honorable war," said Northmour. "They are all
+gentlemen<br>
+ and soldiers. For the credit of the thing, I wish we could
+change<br>
+ sides--you and I, Frank, and you, too, missy, my darling--and
+leave<br>
+ that being on the bed to some one else. Tut! Don't look
+shocked!<br>
+ We are all going post to what they call eternity, and may as
+well<br>
+ be above board while there's time. As far as I am concerned, if
+I<br>
+ could first strangle Huddlestone and then get Clara in my arms,
+I<br>
+ could die with some pride and satisfaction. And as it is, by
+God,<br>
+ I'll have a kiss!"</p>
+
+<p>Before I could do anything to interfere, he had rudely
+embraced and<br>
+ repeatedly kissed the resisting girl. Next moment I had pulled
+him<br>
+ away with fury, and flung him heavily against the wall. He
+laughed<br>
+ loud and long, and I feared his wits had given way under the<br>
+ strain; for even in the best of days he had been a sparing and
+a<br>
+ quiet laugher.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Frank," said he, when his mirth was somewhat appeased,
+"it's<br>
+ your turn. Here's my hand. Good-bye, farewell!" Then, seeing
+me<br>
+ stand rigid and indignant, and holding Clara to my side--"Man!"
+he<br>
+ broke out, "are you angry? Did you think we were going to die
+with<br>
+ all the airs and graces of society? I took a kiss; I'm glad I
+did<br>
+ it; and now you can take another if you like, and square
+accounts."</p>
+
+<p>I turned from him with a feeling of contempt which I did not
+seek<br>
+ to dissemble.</p>
+
+<p>"As you please," said he. "You've been a prig in life; a
+prig<br>
+ you'll die."</p>
+
+<p>And with that he sat down in a chair, a rifle over his knee,
+and<br>
+ amused himself with snapping the lock; but I could see that
+his<br>
+ ebullition of light spirits (the only one I ever knew him to<br>
+ display) had already come to an end, and was succeeded by a
+sullen,<br>
+ scowling humor.</p>
+
+<p>All this time our assailants might have been entering the
+house,<br>
+ and we been none the wiser; we had in truth almost forgotten
+the<br>
+ danger that so imminently overhung our days. But just then
+Mr.<br>
+ Huddlestone uttered a cry, and leaped from the bed.</p>
+
+<p>I asked him what was wrong.</p>
+
+<p>"Fire!" he cried. "They have set the house on fire!"</p>
+
+<p>Northmour was on his feet in an instant, and he and I ran
+through<br>
+ the door of communication with the study. The room was
+illuminated<br>
+ by a red and angry light. Almost at the moment of our entrance,
+a<br>
+ tower of flame arose in front of the window, and, with a
+tingling<br>
+ report, a pane fell inward on the carpet. They had set fire to
+the<br>
+ lean-to outhouse, where Northmour used to nurse his
+negatives.</p>
+
+<p>"Hot work," said Northmour. "Let us try in your old room."</p>
+
+<p>We ran thither in a breath, threw up the casement, and
+looked<br>
+ forth. Along the whole back wall of the pavilion piles of fuel
+had<br>
+ been arranged and kindled; and it is probable they had been<br>
+ drenched with mineral oil, for, in spite of the morning's
+rain,<br>
+ they all burned bravely. The fire had taken a firm hold already
+on<br>
+ the outhouse, which blazed higher and higher every moment; the
+back<br>
+ door was in the center of a red-hot bonfire; the eaves we
+could<br>
+ see, as we looked upward, were already smoldering, for the
+roof<br>
+ overhung, and was supported by considerable beams of wood. At
+the<br>
+ same time, hot, pungent, and choking volumes of smoke began to
+fill<br>
+ the house. There was not a human being to be seen to right
+or<br>
+ left.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, well!" said Northmour, "here's the end, thank God!"</p>
+
+<p>And we returned to My Uncle's Room. Mr. Huddlestone was
+putting on<br>
+ his boots, still violently trembling, but with an air of<br>
+ determination such as I had not hitherto observed. Clara
+stood<br>
+ close by him, with her cloak in both hands ready to throw about
+her<br>
+ shoulders, and a strange look in her eyes, as if she were
+half<br>
+ hopeful, half doubtful of her father.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, boys and girls," said Northmour, "how about a sally?
+The<br>
+ oven is heating; it is not good to stay here and be baked; and,
+for<br>
+ my part, I want to come to my hands with them, and be done."</p>
+
+<p>"There's nothing else left," I replied.</p>
+
+<p>And both Clara and Mr. Huddlestone, though with a very
+different<br>
+ intonation, added, "Nothing."</p>
+
+<p>As we went downstairs the heat was excessive, and the roaring
+of<br>
+ the fire filled our ears; and we had scarce reached the
+passage<br>
+ before the stairs window fell in, a branch of flame shot<br>
+ brandishing through the aperture, and the interior of the
+pavilion<br>
+ became lighted up with that dreadful and fluctuating glare. At
+the<br>
+ same moment we heard the fall of something heavy and inelastic
+in<br>
+ the upper story. The whole pavilion, it was plain, had gone
+alight<br>
+ like a box of matches, and now not only flamed sky high to land
+and<br>
+ sea, but threatened with every moment to crumble and fall in
+about<br>
+ our ears.</p>
+
+<p>Northmour and I cocked our revolvers. Mr. Huddlestone, who
+had<br>
+ already refused a firearm, put us behind him with a manner
+of<br>
+ command.</p>
+
+<p>"Let Clara open the door," said he. "So, if they fire a
+volley,<br>
+ she will be protected. And in the meantime stand behind me. I
+am<br>
+ the scapegoat; my sins have found me out."</p>
+
+<p>I heard him, as I stood breathless by his shoulder, with my
+pistol<br>
+ ready, pattering off prayers in a tremulous, rapid whisper; and,
+I<br>
+ confess, horrid as the thought may seem, I despised him for<br>
+ thinking of supplications in a moment so critical and
+thrilling.<br>
+ In the meantime, Clara, who was dead white but still possessed
+her<br>
+ faculties, had displaced the barricade from the front door.<br>
+ Another moment, and she had pulled it open. Firelight and<br>
+ moonlight illuminated the links with confused and changeful
+luster,<br>
+ and far away against the sky we could see a long trail of
+glowing<br>
+ smoke.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Huddlestone, filled for the moment with a strength greater
+than<br>
+ his own, struck Northmour and myself a back-hander in the
+chest;<br>
+ and while we were thus for the moment incapacitated from
+action,<br>
+ lifting his arms above his head like one about to dive, he
+ran<br>
+ straight forward out of the pavilion.</p>
+
+<p>"Here am I!" he cried--"Huddlestone! Kill me, and spare
+the<br>
+ others!"</p>
+
+<p>His sudden appearance daunted, I suppose, our hidden enemies;
+for<br>
+ Northmour and I had time to recover, to seize Clara between us,
+one<br>
+ by each arm, and to rush forth to his assistance, ere
+anything<br>
+ further had taken place. But scarce had we passed the
+threshold<br>
+ when there came near a dozen reports and flashes from every<br>
+ direction among the hollows of the links. Mr. Huddlestone<br>
+ staggered, uttered a weird and freezing cry, threw up his arms
+over<br>
+ his head, and fell backward on the turf.</p>
+
+<p>"Traditore! Traditore!" cried the invisible avengers.</p>
+
+<p>And just then a part of the roof of the pavilion fell in, so
+rapid<br>
+ was the progress of the fire. A loud, vague, and horrible
+noise<br>
+ accompanied the collapse, and a vast volume of flame went
+soaring<br>
+ up to heaven. It must have been visible at that moment from
+twenty<br>
+ miles out at sea, from the shore at Graden Wester, and far
+inland<br>
+ from the peak of Graystiel, the most eastern summit of the
+Caulder<br>
+ Hills. Bernard Huddlestone, although God knows what were his<br>
+ obsequies, had a fine pyre at the moment of his death.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ IX</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ I should have the greatest difficulty to tell you what
+followed<br>
+ next after this tragic circumstance. It is all to me, as I
+look<br>
+ back upon it, mixed, strenuous, and ineffectual, like the
+struggles<br>
+ of a sleeper in a nightmare. Clara, I remember, uttered a
+broken<br>
+ sigh and would have fallen forward to earth, had not Northmour
+and<br>
+ I supported her insensible body. I do not think we were
+attacked:<br>
+ I do not remember even to have seen an assailant; and I believe
+we<br>
+ deserted Mr. Huddlestone without a glance. I only remember
+running<br>
+ like a man in a panic, now carrying Clara altogether in my
+own<br>
+ arms, now sharing her weight with Northmour, now scuffling<br>
+ confusedly for the possession of that dear burden. Why we
+should<br>
+ have made for my camp in the Hemlock Den, or how we reached it,
+are<br>
+ points lost forever to my recollection. The first moment at
+which<br>
+ I became definitely sure, Clara had been suffered to fall
+against<br>
+ the outside of my little tent, Northmour and I were tumbling<br>
+ together on the ground, and he, with contained ferocity, was<br>
+ striking for my head with the butt of his revolver. He had
+already<br>
+ twice wounded me on the scalp; and it is to the consequent loss
+of<br>
+ blood that I am tempted to attribute the sudden clearness of
+my<br>
+ mind.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ I caught him by the wrist.</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour," I remember saying, "you can kill me afterwards.
+Let<br>
+ us first attend to Clara."</p>
+
+<p>He was at that moment uppermost. Scarcely had the words passed
+my<br>
+ lips, when he had leaped to his feet and ran toward the tent;
+and<br>
+ the next moment, he was straining Clara to his heart and
+covering<br>
+ her unconscious hands and face with his caresses.</p>
+
+<p>"Shame!" I cried. "Shame to you, Northmour!"</p>
+
+<p>And, giddy though I still was, I struck him repeatedly upon
+the<br>
+ head and shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>He relinquished his grasp, and faced me in the broken
+moonlight.</p>
+
+<p>"I had you under, and I let you go," said he; "and now you
+strike<br>
+ me! Coward!"</p>
+
+<p>"You are the coward," I retorted. "Did she wish your kisses
+while<br>
+ she was still sensible of what you wanted? Not she! And now
+she<br>
+ may be dying; and you waste this precious time, and abuse
+her<br>
+ helplessness. Stand aside, and let me help her."</p>
+
+<p>He confronted me for a moment, white and menacing; then
+suddenly he<br>
+ stepped aside.</p>
+
+<p>"Help her then," said he.</p>
+
+<p>I threw myself on my knees beside her, and loosened, as well
+as I<br>
+ was able, her dress and corset; but while I was thus engaged,
+a<br>
+ grasp descended on my shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>"Keep your hands off her," said Northmour, fiercely. "Do you
+think<br>
+ I have no blood in my veins?"</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour," I cried, "if you will neither help her yourself,
+nor<br>
+ let me do so, do you know that I shall have to kill you?"</p>
+
+<p>"That is better!" he cried. "Let her die also, where's the
+harm?<br>
+ Step aside from that girl! and stand up to fight."</p>
+
+<p>"You will observe," said I, half rising, "that I have not
+kissed<br>
+ her yet."</p>
+
+<p>"I dare you to," he cried.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know what possessed me; it was one of the things I am
+most<br>
+ ashamed of in my life, though, as my wife used to say, I knew
+that<br>
+ my kisses would be always welcome were she dead or living; down
+I<br>
+ fell again upon my knees, parted the hair from her forehead,
+and,<br>
+ with the dearest respect, laid my lips for a moment on that
+cold<br>
+ brow. It was such a caress as a father might have given; it
+was<br>
+ such a one as was not unbecoming from a man soon to die to a
+woman<br>
+ already dead.</p>
+
+<p>"And now," said I, "I am at your service, Mr. Northmour."</p>
+
+<p>But I saw, to my surprise, that he had turned his back upon
+me.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you hear?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said he, "I do. If you wish to fight, I am ready. If
+not,<br>
+ go on and save Clara. All is one to me."</p>
+
+<p>I did not wait to be twice bidden; but, stooping again over
+Clara,<br>
+ continued my efforts to revive her. She still lay white and<br>
+ lifeless; I began to fear that her sweet spirit had indeed
+fled<br>
+ beyond recall, and horror and a sense of utter desolation
+seized<br>
+ upon my heart. I called her by name with the most endearing<br>
+ inflections; I chafed and beat her hands; now I laid her head
+low,<br>
+ now supported it against my knee; but all seemed to be in vain,
+and<br>
+ the lids still lay heavy on her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour," I said, "there is my hat. For God's sake bring
+some<br>
+ water from the spring."</p>
+
+<p>Almost in a moment he was by my side with the water.</p>
+
+<p>"I have brought it in my own," he said. "You do not grudge me
+the<br>
+ privilege?"</p>
+
+<p>"Northmour," I was beginning to say, as I laved her head
+and<br>
+ breast; but he interrupted me savagely.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you hush up!" he said. "The best thing you can do is to
+say<br>
+ nothing."</p>
+
+<p>I had certainly no desire to talk, my mind being swallowed up
+in<br>
+ concern for my dear love and her condition; so I continued
+in<br>
+ silence to do my best toward her recovery, and, when the hat
+was<br>
+ empty, returned it to him, with one word--"More." He had,
+perhaps,<br>
+ gone several times upon this errand, when Clara reopened her
+eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," said he, "since she is better, you can spare me, can
+you<br>
+ not? I wish you a good night, Mr. Cassilis."</p>
+
+<p>And with that he was gone among the thicket. I made a fire,
+for I<br>
+ had now no fear of the Italians, who had even spared all the
+little<br>
+ possessions left in my encampment; and, broken as she was by
+the<br>
+ excitement and the hideous catastrophe of the evening, I
+managed,<br>
+ in one way or another--by persuasion, encouragement, warmth,
+and<br>
+ such simple remedies as I could lay my hand on--to bring her
+back<br>
+ to some composure of mind and strength of body.</p>
+
+<p>Day had already come, when a sharp "Hist!" sounded from
+the<br>
+ thicket. I started from the ground; but the voice of Northmour
+was<br>
+ heard adding, in the most tranquil tones: "Come here, Cassilis,
+and<br>
+ alone; I want to show you something."</p>
+
+<p>I consulted Clara with my eyes, and, receiving her tacit<br>
+ permission, left her alone, and clambered out of the den. At
+some<br>
+ distance off I saw Northmour leaning against an elder; and, as
+soon<br>
+ as he perceived me, he began walking seaward. I had almost<br>
+ overtaken him as he reached the outskirts of the wood.</p>
+
+<p>"Look," said he, pausing.</p>
+
+<p>A couple of steps more brought me out of the foliage. The
+light of<br>
+ the morning lay cold and clear over that well-known scene.
+The<br>
+ pavilion was but a blackened wreck; the roof had fallen in, one
+of<br>
+ the gables had fallen out; and, far and near, the face of the
+links<br>
+ was cicatrized with little patches of burned furze. Thick
+smoke<br>
+ still went straight upward in the windless air of the morning,
+and<br>
+ a great pile of ardent cinders filled the bare walls of the
+house,<br>
+ like coals in an open grate. Close by the islet a schooner
+yacht<br>
+ lay to, and a well-manned boat was pulling vigorously for
+the<br>
+ shore.</p>
+
+<p>"The 'Red Earl'!" I cried. "The 'Red Earl' twelve hours too
+late!"</p>
+
+<p>"Feel in your pocket, Frank. Are you armed?" asked
+Northmour.</p>
+
+<p>I obeyed him, and I think I must have become deadly pale.
+My<br>
+ revolver had been taken from me.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, I have you in my power," he continued. "I disarmed
+you<br>
+ last night while you were nursing Clara; but this
+morning--here--<br>
+ take your pistol. No thanks!" he cried, holding up his hand.
+"I<br>
+ do not like them; that is the only way you can annoy me
+now."</p>
+
+<p>He began to walk forward across the links to meet the boat,
+and I<br>
+ followed a step or two behind. In front of the pavilion I
+paused<br>
+ to see where Mr. Huddlestone had fallen; but there was no sign
+of<br>
+ him, nor so much as a trace of blood.</p>
+
+<p>"Graden Floe," said Northmour.</p>
+
+<p>He continued to advance till we had come to the head of the
+beach.</p>
+
+<p>"No farther, please," said he. "Would you like to take her
+to<br>
+ Graden House?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," replied I; "I shall try to get her to the
+minister at<br>
+ Graden Wester."</p>
+
+<p>The prow of the boat here grated on the beach, and a sailor
+jumped<br>
+ ashore with a line in his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Wait a minute, lads!" cried Northmour; and then lower and to
+my<br>
+ private ear, "You had better say nothing of all this to her,"
+he<br>
+ added.</p>
+
+<p>"On the contrary!" I broke out, "she shall know everything
+that I<br>
+ can tell."</p>
+
+<p>"You do not understand," he returned, with an air of great
+dignity.<br>
+ "It will be nothing to her; she expects it of me. Good-by!"
+he<br>
+ added, with a nod.</p>
+
+<p>I offered him my hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me," said he. "It's small, I know; but I can't push
+things<br>
+ quite so far as that. I don't wish any sentimental business,
+to<br>
+ sit by your hearth a white-haired wanderer, and all that.
+Quite<br>
+ the contrary: I hope to God I shall never again clap eyes on
+either<br>
+ one of you."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, God bless you, Northmour!" I said heartily.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," he returned.</p>
+
+<p>He walked down the beach; and the man who was ashore gave him
+an<br>
+ arm on board, and then shoved off and leaped into the bows
+himself.<br>
+ Northmour took the tiller; the boat rose to the waves, and the
+oars<br>
+ between the tholepins sounded crisp and measured in the
+morning<br>
+ air.</p>
+
+<p>They were not yet half way to the "Red Earl," and I was
+still<br>
+ watching their progress, when the sun rose out of the sea.</p>
+
+<p>One word more, and my story is done. Years after, Northmour
+was<br>
+ killed fighting under the colors of Garibaldi for the liberation
+of<br>
+ the Tyrol.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h3>Wilkie Collins</h3>
+
+<h2><br>
+ The Dream Woman</h2>
+
+<h3>A Mystery in Four Narratives</h3>
+
+<h4><br>
+ THE FIRST NARRATIVE</h4>
+
+<h4>INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT OF THE FACTS BY PERCY FAIRBANK</h4>
+
+<h3><br>
+ I</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Hullo, there! Hostler! Hullo-o-o!"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear! why don't you look for the bell?"</p>
+
+<p>"I HAVE looked--there is no bell."</p>
+
+<p>"And nobody in the yard. How very extraordinary! Call
+again,<br>
+ dear."</p>
+
+<p>"Hostler! Hullo, there! Hostler-r-r!"</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ My second call echoes through empty space, and rouses
+nobody--<br>
+ produces, in short, no visible result. I am at the end of my<br>
+ resources--I don't know what to say or what to do next. Here
+I<br>
+ stand in the solitary inn yard of a strange town, with two
+horses<br>
+ to hold, and a lady to take care of. By way of adding to my<br>
+ responsibilities, it so happens that one of the horses is
+dead<br>
+ lame, and that the lady is my wife.</p>
+
+<p>Who am I?--you will ask.</p>
+
+<p>There is plenty of time to answer the question. Nothing
+happens;<br>
+ and nobody appears to receive us. Let me introduce myself and
+my<br>
+ wife.</p>
+
+<p>I am Percy Fairbank--English gentleman--age (let us say)
+forty--no<br>
+ profession--moderate politics--middle height--fair
+complexion--easy<br>
+ character--plenty of money.</p>
+
+<p>My wife is a French lady. She was Mademoiselle Clotilde
+Delorge--<br>
+ when I was first presented to her at her father's house in
+France.<br>
+ I fell in love with her--I really don't know why. It might
+have<br>
+ been because I was perfectly idle, and had nothing else to do
+at<br>
+ the time. Or it might have been because all my friends said
+she<br>
+ was the very last woman whom I ought to think of marrying. On
+the<br>
+ surface, I must own, there is nothing in common between Mrs.<br>
+ Fairbank and me. She is tall; she is dark; she is nervous,<br>
+ excitable, romantic; in all her opinions she proceeds to
+extremes.<br>
+ What could such a woman see in me? what could I see in her? I
+know<br>
+ no more than you do. In some mysterious manner we exactly
+suit<br>
+ each other. We have been man and wife for ten years, and our
+only<br>
+ regret is, that we have no children. I don't know what YOU
+may<br>
+ think; I call that--upon the whole--a happy marriage.</p>
+
+<p>So much for ourselves. The next question is--what has brought
+us<br>
+ into the inn yard? and why am I obliged to turn groom, and hold
+the<br>
+ horses?</p>
+
+<p>We live for the most part in France--at the country house in
+which<br>
+ my wife and I first met. Occasionally, by way of variety, we
+pay<br>
+ visits to my friends in England. We are paying one of those
+visits<br>
+ now. Our host is an old college friend of mine, possessed of
+a<br>
+ fine estate in Somersetshire; and we have arrived at his
+house--<br>
+ called Farleigh Hall--toward the close of the hunting
+season.</p>
+
+<p>On the day of which I am now writing--destined to be a
+memorable<br>
+ day in our calendar--the hounds meet at Farleigh Hall. Mrs.<br>
+ Fairbank and I are mounted on two of the best horses in my
+friend's<br>
+ stables. We are quite unworthy of that distinction; for we
+know<br>
+ nothing and care nothing about hunting. On the other hand,
+we<br>
+ delight in riding, and we enjoy the breezy Spring morning and
+the<br>
+ fair and fertile English landscape surrounding us on every
+side.<br>
+ While the hunt prospers, we follow the hunt. But when a
+check<br>
+ occurs--when time passes and patience is sorely tried; when
+the<br>
+ bewildered dogs run hither and thither, and strong language
+falls<br>
+ from the lips of exasperated sportsmen--we fail to take any
+further<br>
+ interest in the proceedings. We turn our horses' heads in
+the<br>
+ direction of a grassy lane, delightfully shaded by trees. We
+trot<br>
+ merrily along the lane, and find ourselves on an open common.
+We<br>
+ gallop across the common, and follow the windings of a second
+lane.<br>
+ We cross a brook, we pass through a village, we emerge into<br>
+ pastoral solitude among the hills. The horses toss their
+heads,<br>
+ and neigh to each other, and enjoy it as much as we do. The
+hunt<br>
+ is forgotten. We are as happy as a couple of children; we
+are<br>
+ actually singing a French song--when in one moment our
+merriment<br>
+ comes to an end. My wife's horse sets one of his forefeet on
+a<br>
+ loose stone, and stumbles. His rider's ready hand saves him
+from<br>
+ falling. But, at the first attempt he makes to go on, the
+sad<br>
+ truth shows itself--a tendon is strained; the horse is lame.</p>
+
+<p>What is to be done? We are strangers in a lonely part of
+the<br>
+ country. Look where we may, we see no signs of a human
+habitation.<br>
+ There is nothing for it but to take the bridle road up the
+hill,<br>
+ and try what we can discover on the other side. I transfer
+the<br>
+ saddles, and mount my wife on my own horse. He is not used
+to<br>
+ carry a lady; he misses the familiar pressure of a man's legs
+on<br>
+ either side of him; he fidgets, and starts, and kicks up the
+dust.<br>
+ I follow on foot, at a respectful distance from his heels,
+leading<br>
+ the lame horse. Is there a more miserable object on the face
+of<br>
+ creation than a lame horse? I have seen lame men and lame dogs
+who<br>
+ were cheerful creatures; but I never yet saw a lame horse
+who<br>
+ didn't look heartbroken over his own misfortune.</p>
+
+<p>For half an hour my wife capers and curvets sideways along
+the<br>
+ bridle road. I trudge on behind her; and the heartbroken
+horse<br>
+ halts behind me. Hard by the top of the hill, our melancholy<br>
+ procession passes a Somersetshire peasant at work in a field.
+I<br>
+ summon the man to approach us; and the man looks at me
+stolidly,<br>
+ from the middle of the field, without stirring a step. I ask
+at<br>
+ the top of my voice how far it is to Farleigh Hall. The<br>
+ Somersetshire peasant answers at the top of HIS voice:</p>
+
+<p>"Vourteen mile. Gi' oi a drap o' zyder."</p>
+
+<p>I translate (for my wife's benefit) from the Somersetshire
+language<br>
+ into the English language. We are fourteen miles from
+Farleigh<br>
+ Hall; and our friend in the field desires to be rewarded,
+for<br>
+ giving us that information, with a drop of cider. There is
+the<br>
+ peasant, painted by himself! Quite a bit of character, my
+dear!<br>
+ Quite a bit of character!</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Fairbank doesn't view the study of agricultural human
+nature<br>
+ with my relish. Her fidgety horse will not allow her a
+moment's<br>
+ repose; she is beginning to lose her temper.</p>
+
+<p>"We can't go fourteen miles in this way," she says. "Where is
+the<br>
+ nearest inn? Ask that brute in the field!"</p>
+
+<p>I take a shilling from my pocket and hold it up in the sun.
+The<br>
+ shilling exercises magnetic virtues. The shilling draws the<br>
+ peasant slowly toward me from the middle of the field. I
+inform<br>
+ him that we want to put up the horses and to hire a carriage
+to<br>
+ take us back to Farleigh Hall. Where can we do that? The
+peasant<br>
+ answers (with his eye on the shilling):</p>
+
+<p>"At Oonderbridge, to be zure." (At Underbridge, to be
+sure.)</p>
+
+<p>"Is it far to Underbridge?"</p>
+
+<p>The peasant repeats, "Var to Oonderbridge?"--and laughs at
+the<br>
+ question. "Hoo-hoo-hoo!" (Underbridge is evidently close
+by--if<br>
+ we could only find it.) "Will you show us the way, my man?"
+"Will<br>
+ you gi' oi a drap of zyder?" I courteously bend my head, and
+point<br>
+ to the shilling. The agricultural intelligence exerts itself.
+The<br>
+ peasant joins our melancholy procession. My wife is a fine
+woman,<br>
+ but he never once looks at my wife--and, more extraordinary
+still,<br>
+ he never even looks at the horses. His eyes are with his
+mind--and<br>
+ his mind is on the shilling.</p>
+
+<p>We reach the top of the hill--and, behold on the other
+side,<br>
+ nestling in a valley, the shrine of our pilgrimage, the town
+of<br>
+ Underbridge! Here our guide claims his shilling, and leaves us
+to<br>
+ find out the inn for ourselves. I am constitutionally a
+polite<br>
+ man. I say "Good morning" at parting. The guide looks at me
+with<br>
+ the shilling between his teeth to make sure that it is a good
+one.<br>
+ "Marnin!" he says savagely--and turns his back on us, as if we
+had<br>
+ offended him. A curious product, this, of the growth of<br>
+ civilization. If I didn't see a church spire at Underbridge,
+I<br>
+ might suppose that we had lost ourselves on a savage island.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ II</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ Arriving at the town, we had no difficulty in finding the inn.
+The<br>
+ town is composed of one desolate street; and midway in that
+street<br>
+ stands the inn--an ancient stone building sadly out of repair.
+The<br>
+ painting on the sign-board is obliterated. The shutters over
+the<br>
+ long range of front windows are all closed. A cock and his
+hens<br>
+ are the only living creatures at the door. Plainly, this is one
+of<br>
+ the old inns of the stage-coach period, ruined by the railway.
+We<br>
+ pass through the open arched doorway, and find no one to
+welcome<br>
+ us. We advance into the stable yard behind; I assist my wife
+to<br>
+ dismount--and there we are in the position already disclosed
+to<br>
+ view at the opening of this narrative. No bell to ring. No
+human<br>
+ creature to answer when I call. I stand helpless, with the
+bridles<br>
+ of the horses in my hand. Mrs. Fairbank saunters gracefully
+down<br>
+ the length of the yard and does--what all women do, when they
+find<br>
+ themselves in a strange place. She opens every door as she
+passes<br>
+ it, and peeps in. On my side, I have just recovered my breath,
+I<br>
+ am on the point of shouting for the hostler for the third and
+last<br>
+ time, when I hear Mrs. Fairbank suddenly call to me:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Percy! come here!"</p>
+
+<p>Her voice is eager and agitated. She has opened a last door at
+the<br>
+ end of the yard, and has started back from some sight which
+has<br>
+ suddenly met her view. I hitch the horses' bridles on a rusty
+nail<br>
+ in the wall near me, and join my wife. She has turned pale,
+and<br>
+ catches me nervously by the arm.</p>
+
+<p>"Good heavens!" she cries; "look at that!"</p>
+
+<p>I look--and what do I see? I see a dingy little stable,
+containing<br>
+ two stalls. In one stall a horse is munching his corn. In
+the<br>
+ other a man is lying asleep on the litter.</p>
+
+<p>A worn, withered, woebegone man in a hostler's dress. His
+hollow<br>
+ wrinkled cheeks, his scanty grizzled hair, his dry yellow
+skin,<br>
+ tell their own tale of past sorrow or suffering. There is an<br>
+ ominous frown on his eyebrows--there is a painful nervous<br>
+ contraction on the side of his mouth. I hear him breathing<br>
+ convulsively when I first look in; he shudders and sighs in
+his<br>
+ sleep. It is not a pleasant sight to see, and I turn round<br>
+ instinctively to the bright sunlight in the yard. My wife turns
+me<br>
+ back again in the direction of the stable door.</p>
+
+<p>"Wait!" she says. "Wait! he may do it again."</p>
+
+<p>"Do what again?"</p>
+
+<p>"He was talking in his sleep, Percy, when I first looked in.
+He<br>
+ was dreaming some dreadful dream. Hush! he's beginning
+again."</p>
+
+<p>I look and listen. The man stirs on his miserable bed. The
+man<br>
+ speaks in a quick, fierce whisper through his clinched
+teeth.<br>
+ "Wake up! Wake up, there! Murder!"</p>
+
+<p>There is an interval of silence. He moves one lean arm
+slowly<br>
+ until it rests over his throat; he shudders, and turns on
+his<br>
+ straw; he raises his arm from his throat, and feebly stretches
+it<br>
+ out; his hand clutches at the straw on the side toward which he
+has<br>
+ turned; he seems to fancy that he is grasping at the edge of<br>
+ something. I see his lips begin to move again; I step softly
+into<br>
+ the stable; my wife follows me, with her hand fast clasped in
+mine.<br>
+ We both bend over him. He is talking once more in his
+sleep--<br>
+ strange talk, mad talk, this time.</p>
+
+<p>"Light gray eyes" (we hear him say), "and a droop in the
+left<br>
+ eyelid--flaxen hair, with a gold-yellow streak in it--all
+right,<br>
+ mother! fair, white arms with a down on them--little, lady's
+hand,<br>
+ with a reddish look round the fingernails--the knife--the
+cursed<br>
+ knife--first on one side, then on the other--aha, you
+she-devil!<br>
+ where is the knife?"</p>
+
+<p>He stops and grows restless on a sudden. We see him writhing
+on<br>
+ the straw. He throws up both his hands and gasps hysterically
+for<br>
+ breath. His eyes open suddenly. For a moment they look at<br>
+ nothing, with a vacant glitter in them--then they close again
+in<br>
+ deeper sleep. Is he dreaming still? Yes; but the dream seems
+to<br>
+ have taken a new course. When he speaks next, the tone is
+altered;<br>
+ the words are few--sadly and imploringly repeated over and
+over<br>
+ again. "Say you love me! I am so fond of YOU. Say you love
+me!<br>
+ say you love me!" He sinks into deeper and deeper sleep,
+faintly<br>
+ repeating those words. They die away on his lips. He speaks
+no<br>
+ more.</p>
+
+<p>By this time Mrs. Fairbank has got over her terror; she is
+devoured<br>
+ by curiosity now. The miserable creature on the straw has
+appealed<br>
+ to the imaginative side of her character. Her illimitable
+appetite<br>
+ for romance hungers and thirsts for more. She shakes me<br>
+ impatiently by the arm.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you hear? There is a woman at the bottom of it, Percy!
+There<br>
+ is love and murder in it, Percy! Where are the people of the
+inn?<br>
+ Go into the yard, and call to them again."</p>
+
+<p>My wife belongs, on her mother's side, to the South of France.
+The<br>
+ South of France breeds fine women with hot tempers. I say no
+more.<br>
+ Married men will understand my position. Single men may need to
+be<br>
+ told that there are occasions when we must not only love and
+honor-<br>
+ -we must also obey--our wives.</p>
+
+<p>I turn to the door to obey MY wife, and find myself confronted
+by a<br>
+ stranger who has stolen on us unawares. The stranger is a
+tiny,<br>
+ sleepy, rosy old man, with a vacant pudding-face, and a
+shining<br>
+ bald head. He wears drab breeches and gaiters, and a
+respectable<br>
+ square-tailed ancient black coat. I feel instinctively that
+here<br>
+ is the landlord of the inn.</p>
+
+<p>"Good morning, sir," says the rosy old man. "I'm a little hard
+of<br>
+ hearing. Was it you that was a-calling just now in the
+yard?"</p>
+
+<p>Before I can answer, my wife interposes. She insists (in a
+shrill<br>
+ voice, adapted to our host's hardness of hearing) on knowing
+who<br>
+ that unfortunate person is sleeping on the straw. "Where does
+he<br>
+ come from? Why does he say such dreadful things in his sleep?
+Is<br>
+ he married or single? Did he ever fall in love with a
+murderess?<br>
+ What sort of a looking woman was she? Did she really stab him
+or<br>
+ not? In short, dear Mr. Landlord, tell us the whole story!"</p>
+
+<p>Dear Mr. Landlord waits drowsily until Mrs. Fairbank has
+quite<br>
+ done--then delivers himself of his reply as follows:</p>
+
+<p>"His name's Francis Raven. He's an Independent Methodist. He
+was<br>
+ forty-five year old last birthday. And he's my hostler.
+That's<br>
+ his story."</p>
+
+<p>My wife's hot southern temper finds its way to her foot,
+and<br>
+ expresses itself by a stamp on the stable yard.</p>
+
+<p>The landlord turns himself sleepily round, and looks at the
+horses.<br>
+ "A fine pair of horses, them two in the yard. Do you want to
+put<br>
+ 'em in my stables?" I reply in the affirmative by a nod. The<br>
+ landlord, bent on making himself agreeable to my wife,
+addresses<br>
+ her once more. "I'm a-going to wake Francis Raven. He's an<br>
+ Independent Methodist. He was forty-five year old last
+birthday.<br>
+ And he's my hostler. That's his story."</p>
+
+<p>Having issued this second edition of his interesting
+narrative, the<br>
+ landlord enters the stable. We follow him to see how he will
+wake<br>
+ Francis Raven, and what will happen upon that. The stable
+broom<br>
+ stands in a corner; the landlord takes it--advances toward
+the<br>
+ sleeping hostler--and coolly stirs the man up with a broom as if
+he<br>
+ was a wild beast in a cage. Francis Raven starts to his feet
+with<br>
+ a cry of terror--looks at us wildly, with a horrid glare of<br>
+ suspicion in his eyes--recovers himself the next moment--and<br>
+ suddenly changes into a decent, quiet, respectable
+serving-man.</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon, ma'am. I beg your pardon, sir."</p>
+
+<p>The tone and manner in which he makes his apologies are both
+above<br>
+ his apparent station in life. I begin to catch the infection
+of<br>
+ Mrs. Fairbank's interest in this man. We both follow him out
+into<br>
+ the yard to see what he will do with the horses. The manner
+in<br>
+ which he lifts the injured leg of the lame horse tells me at
+once<br>
+ that he understands his business. Quickly and quietly, he
+leads<br>
+ the animal into an empty stable; quickly and quietly, he gets
+a<br>
+ bucket of hot water, and puts the lame horse's leg into it.
+"The<br>
+ warm water will reduce the swelling, sir. I will bandage the
+leg<br>
+ afterwards." All that he does is done intelligently; all that
+he<br>
+ says, he says to the purpose.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing wild, nothing strange about him now. Is this the same
+man<br>
+ whom we heard talking in his sleep?--the same man who woke
+with<br>
+ that cry of terror and that horrid suspicion in his eyes? I<br>
+ determine to try him with one or two questions.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ III</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Not much to do here," I say to the hostler.</p>
+
+<p>"Very little to do, sir," the hostler replies.</p>
+
+<p>"Anybody staying in the house?"</p>
+
+<p>"The house is quite empty, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you were all dead. I could make nobody hear
+me."</p>
+
+<p>"The landlord is very deaf, sir, and the waiter is out on
+an<br>
+ errand."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; and YOU were fast asleep in the stable. Do you often
+take a<br>
+ nap in the daytime?"</p>
+
+<p>The worn face of the hostler faintly flushes. His eyes look
+away<br>
+ from my eyes for the first time. Mrs. Fairbank furtively
+pinches<br>
+ my arm. Are we on the eve of a discovery at last? I repeat
+my<br>
+ question. The man has no civil alternative but to give me an<br>
+ answer. The answer is given in these words:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "I was tired out, sir. You wouldn't have found me asleep in
+the<br>
+ daytime but for that."</p>
+
+<p>"Tired out, eh? You had been hard at work, I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"What was it, then?"</p>
+
+<p>He hesitates again, and answers unwillingly, "I was up all
+night."</p>
+
+<p>"Up all night? Anything going on in the town?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing going on, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Anybody ill?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nobody ill, sir."</p>
+
+<p>That reply is the last. Try as I may, I can extract nothing
+more<br>
+ from him. He turns away and busies himself in attending to
+the<br>
+ horse's leg. I leave the stable to speak to the landlord about
+the<br>
+ carriage which is to take us back to Farleigh Hall. Mrs.
+Fairbank<br>
+ remains with the hostler, and favors me with a look at
+parting.<br>
+ The look says plainly, "I mean to find out why he was up all
+night.<br>
+ Leave him to Me."</p>
+
+<p>The ordering of the carriage is easily accomplished. The
+inn<br>
+ possesses one horse and one chaise. The landlord has a story
+to<br>
+ tell of the horse, and a story to tell of the chaise. They<br>
+ resemble the story of Francis Raven--with this exception, that
+the<br>
+ horse and chaise belong to no religious persuasion. "The
+horse<br>
+ will be nine year old next birthday. I've had the shay for
+four-<br>
+ and-twenty year. Mr. Max, of Underbridge, he bred the horse;
+and<br>
+ Mr. Pooley, of Yeovil, he built the shay. It's my horse and
+my<br>
+ shay. And that's THEIR story!" Having relieved his mind of
+these<br>
+ details, the landlord proceeds to put the harness on the horse.
+By<br>
+ way of assisting him, I drag the chaise into the yard. Just as
+our<br>
+ preparations are completed, Mrs. Fairbank appears. A moment or
+two<br>
+ later the hostler follows her out. He has bandaged the
+horse's<br>
+ leg, and is now ready to drive us to Farleigh Hall. I
+observe<br>
+ signs of agitation in his face and manner, which suggest that
+my<br>
+ wife has found her way into his confidence. I put the question
+to<br>
+ her privately in a corner of the yard. "Well? Have you found
+out<br>
+ why Francis Raven was up all night?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Fairbank has an eye to dramatic effect. Instead of
+answering<br>
+ plainly, Yes or No, she suspends the interest and excites
+the<br>
+ audience by putting a question on her side.</p>
+
+<p>"What is the day of the month, dear?"</p>
+
+<p>"The day of the month is the first of March."</p>
+
+<p>"The first of March, Percy, is Francis Raven's birthday."</p>
+
+<p>I try to look as if I was interested--and don't succeed.</p>
+
+<p>"Francis was born," Mrs. Fairbank proceeds gravely, "at two
+o'clock<br>
+ in the morning."</p>
+
+<p>I begin to wonder whether my wife's intellect is going the way
+of<br>
+ the landlord's intellect. "Is that all?" I ask.</p>
+
+<p>"It is NOT all," Mrs. Fairbank answers. "Francis Raven sits up
+on<br>
+ the morning of his birthday because he is afraid to go to
+bed."</p>
+
+<p>"And why is he afraid to go to bed?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because he is in peril of his life."</p>
+
+<p>"On his birthday?"</p>
+
+<p>"On his birthday. At two o'clock in the morning. As regularly
+as<br>
+ the birthday comes round."</p>
+
+<p>There she stops. Has she discovered no more than that? No
+more<br>
+ thus far. I begin to feel really interested by this time. I
+ask<br>
+ eagerly what it means? Mrs. Fairbank points mysteriously to
+the<br>
+ chaise--with Francis Raven (hitherto our hostler, now our
+coachman)<br>
+ waiting for us to get in. The chaise has a seat for two in
+front,<br>
+ and a seat for one behind. My wife casts a warning look at me,
+and<br>
+ places herself on the seat in front.</p>
+
+<p>The necessary consequence of this arrangement is that Mrs.
+Fairhank<br>
+ sits by the side of the driver during a journey of two hours
+and<br>
+ more. Need I state the result? It would be an insult to your<br>
+ intelligence to state the result. Let me offer you my place in
+the<br>
+ chaise. And let Francis Raven tell his terrible story in his
+own<br>
+ words.</p>
+
+<h4><br>
+ THE SECOND NARRATIVE</h4>
+
+<h4>THE HOSTLER'S STORY.--TOLD BY HIMSELF</h4>
+
+<h3><br>
+ IV</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ It is now ten years ago since I got my first warning of the
+great<br>
+ trouble of my life in the Vision of a Dream.</p>
+
+<p>I shall be better able to tell you about it if you will
+please<br>
+ suppose yourselves to be drinking tea along with us in our
+little<br>
+ cottage in Cambridgeshire, ten years since.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The time was the close of day, and there were three of us at
+the<br>
+ table, namely, my mother, myself, and my mother's sister,
+Mrs.<br>
+ Chance. These two were Scotchwomen by birth, and both were
+widows.<br>
+ There was no other resemblance between them that I can call
+to<br>
+ mind. My mother had lived all her life in England, and had no
+more<br>
+ of the Scotch brogue on her tongue than I have. My aunt Chance
+had<br>
+ never been out of Scotland until she came to keep house with
+my<br>
+ mother after her husband's death. And when SHE opened her lips
+you<br>
+ heard broad Scotch, I can tell you, if you ever heard it
+yet!</p>
+
+<p>As it fell out, there was a matter of some consequence in
+debate<br>
+ among us that evening. It was this: whether I should do well
+or<br>
+ not to take a long journey on foot the next morning.</p>
+
+<p>Now the next morning happened to be the day before my
+birthday; and<br>
+ the purpose of the journey was to offer myself for a situation
+as<br>
+ groom at a great house in the neighboring county to ours.
+The<br>
+ place was reported as likely to fall vacant in about three
+weeks'<br>
+ time. I was as well fitted to fill it as any other man. In
+the<br>
+ prosperous days of our family, my father had been manager of
+a<br>
+ training stable, and he had kept me employed among the horses
+from<br>
+ my boyhood upward. Please to excuse my troubling you with
+these<br>
+ small matters. They all fit into my story farther on, as you
+will<br>
+ soon find out. My poor mother was dead against my leaving home
+on<br>
+ the morrow.</p>
+
+<p>"You can never walk all the way there and all the way back
+again by<br>
+ to-morrow night," she says. "The end of it will be that you
+will<br>
+ sleep away from home on your birthday. You have never done
+that<br>
+ yet, Francis, since your father's death, I don't like your doing
+it<br>
+ now. Wait a day longer, my son--only one day."</p>
+
+<p>For my own part, I was weary of being idle, and I couldn't
+abide<br>
+ the notion of delay. Even one day might make all the
+difference.<br>
+ Some other man might take time by the forelock, and get the
+place.</p>
+
+<p>"Consider how long I have been out of work," I says, "and
+don't ask<br>
+ me to put off the journey. I won't fail you, mother. I'll
+get<br>
+ back by to-morrow night, if I have to pay my last sixpence for
+a<br>
+ lift in a cart."</p>
+
+<p>My mother shook her head. "I don't like it, Francis--I don't
+like<br>
+ it!" There was no moving her from that view. We argued and<br>
+ argued, until we were both at a deadlock. It ended in our
+agreeing<br>
+ to refer the difference between us to my mother's sister,
+Mrs.<br>
+ Chance.</p>
+
+<p>While we were trying hard to convince each other, my aunt
+Chance<br>
+ sat as dumb as a fish, stirring her tea and thinking her own<br>
+ thoughts. When we made our appeal to her, she seemed as it were
+to<br>
+ wake up. "Ye baith refer it to my puir judgment?" she says, in
+her<br>
+ broad Scotch. We both answered Yes. Upon that my aunt Chance<br>
+ first cleared the tea-table, and then pulled out from the pocket
+of<br>
+ her gown a pack of cards.</p>
+
+<p>Don't run away, if you please, with the notion that this was
+done<br>
+ lightly, with a view to amuse my mother and me. My aunt
+Chance<br>
+ seriously believed that she could look into the future by
+telling<br>
+ fortunes on the cards. She did nothing herself without first<br>
+ consulting the cards. She could give no more serious proof of
+her<br>
+ interest in my welfare than the proof which she was offering
+now.<br>
+ I don't say it profanely; I only mention the fact--the cards
+had,<br>
+ in some incomprehensible way, got themselves jumbled up
+together<br>
+ with her religious convictions. You meet with people nowadays
+who<br>
+ believe in spirits working by way of tables and chairs. On
+the<br>
+ same principle (if there IS any principle in it) my aunt
+Chance<br>
+ believed in Providence working by way of the cards.</p>
+
+<p>"Whether YOU are right, Francie, or your mither--whether ye
+will do<br>
+ weel or ill, the morrow, to go or stay--the cairds will tell
+it.<br>
+ We are a' in the hands of Proavidence. The cairds will tell
+it."</p>
+
+<p>Hearing this, my mother turned her head aside, with something
+of a<br>
+ sour look in her face. Her sister's notions about the cards
+were<br>
+ little better than flat blasphemy to her mind. But she kept
+her<br>
+ opinion to herself. My aunt Chance, to own the truth, had<br>
+ inherited, through her late husband, a pension of thirty pounds
+a<br>
+ year. This was an important contribution to our housekeeping,
+and<br>
+ we poor relations were bound to treat her with a certain
+respect.<br>
+ As for myself, if my poor father never did anything else for
+me<br>
+ before he fell into difficulties, he gave me a good education,
+and<br>
+ raised me (thank God) above superstitions of all sorts. However,
+a<br>
+ very little amused me in those days; and I waited to have my<br>
+ fortune told, as patiently as if I believed in it too!</p>
+
+<p>My aunt began her hocus pocus by throwing out all the cards in
+the<br>
+ pack under seven. She shuffled the rest with her left hand
+for<br>
+ luck; and then she gave them to me to cut. "Wi' yer left
+hand,<br>
+ Francie. Mind that! Pet your trust in Proavidence--but dinna<br>
+ forget that your luck's in yer left hand!" A long and
+roundabout<br>
+ shifting of the cards followed, reducing them in number until
+there<br>
+ were just fifteen of them left, laid out neatly before my aunt
+in a<br>
+ half circle. The card which happened to lie outermost, at
+the<br>
+ right-hand end of the circle, was, according to rule in such
+cases,<br>
+ the card chosen to represent Me. By way of being appropriate to
+my<br>
+ situation as a poor groom out of employment, the card was--the
+King<br>
+ of Diamonds.</p>
+
+<p>"I tak' up the King o' Diamants," says my aunt. "I count
+seven<br>
+ cairds fra' richt to left; and I humbly ask a blessing on
+what<br>
+ follows." My aunt shut her eyes as if she was saying grace
+before<br>
+ meat, and held up to me the seventh card. I called the
+seventh<br>
+ card--the Queen of Spades. My aunt opened her eyes again in
+a<br>
+ hurry, and cast a sly look my way. "The Queen o' Spades means
+a<br>
+ dairk woman. Ye'll be thinking in secret, Francie, of a
+dairk<br>
+ woman?"</p>
+
+<p>When a man has been out of work for more than three months,
+his<br>
+ mind isn't troubled much with thinking of women--light or dark.
+I<br>
+ was thinking of the groom's place at the great house, and I
+tried<br>
+ to say so. My aunt Chance wouldn't listen. She treated my<br>
+ interpretation with contempt. "Hoot-toot! there's the caird
+in<br>
+ your hand! If ye're no thinking of her the day, ye'll be
+thinking<br>
+ of her the morrow. Where's the harm of thinking of a dairk
+woman!<br>
+ I was ance a dairk woman myself, before my hair was gray. Haud
+yer<br>
+ peace, Francie, and watch the cairds."</p>
+
+<p>I watched the cards as I was told. There were seven left on
+the<br>
+ table. My aunt removed two from one end of the row and two
+from<br>
+ the other, and desired me to call the two outermost of the
+three<br>
+ cards now left on the table. I called the Ace of Clubs and the
+Ten<br>
+ of Diamonds. My aunt Chance lifted her eyes to the ceiling with
+a<br>
+ look of devout gratitude which sorely tried my mother's
+patience.<br>
+ The Ace of Clubs and the Ten of Diamonds, taken together,<br>
+ signified--first, good news (evidently the news of the
+groom's<br>
+ place); secondly, a journey that lay before me (pointing plainly
+to<br>
+ my journey to-morrow!); thirdly and lastly, a sum of money<br>
+ (probably the groom's wages!) waiting to find its way into
+my<br>
+ pockets. Having told my fortune in these encouraging terms,
+my<br>
+ aunt declined to carry the experiment any further. "Eh, lad!
+it's<br>
+ a clean tempting o' Proavidence to ask mair o' the cairds than
+the<br>
+ cairds have tauld us noo. Gae yer ways to-morrow to the
+great<br>
+ hoose. A dairk woman will meet ye at the gate; and she'll have
+a<br>
+ hand in getting ye the groom's place, wi' a' the gratifications
+and<br>
+ pairquisites appertaining to the same. And, mebbe, when yer<br>
+ poaket's full o' money, ye'll no' be forgetting yer aunt
+Chance,<br>
+ maintaining her ain unblemished widowhood--wi' Proavidence<br>
+ assisting--on thratty punds a year!"</p>
+
+<p>I promised to remember my aunt Chance (who had the defect, by
+the<br>
+ way, of being a terribly greedy person after money) on the
+next<br>
+ happy occasion when my poor empty pockets were to be filled
+at<br>
+ last. This done, I looked at my mother. She had agreed to
+take<br>
+ her sister for umpire between us, and her sister had given it in
+my<br>
+ favor. She raised no more objections. Silently, she got on
+her<br>
+ feet, and kissed me, and sighed bitterly--and so left the room.
+My<br>
+ aunt Chance shook her head. "I doubt, Francie, yer puir mither
+has<br>
+ but a heathen notion of the vairtue of the cairds!"</p>
+
+<p>By daylight the next morning I set forth on my journey. I
+looked<br>
+ back at the cottage as I opened the garden gate. At one window
+was<br>
+ my mother, with her handkerchief to her eyes. At the other
+stood<br>
+ my aunt Chance, holding up the Queen of Spades by way of<br>
+ encouraging me at starting. I waved my hands to both of them
+in<br>
+ token of farewell, and stepped out briskly into the road. It
+was<br>
+ then the last day of February. Be pleased to remember, in<br>
+ connection with this, that the first of March was the day, and
+two<br>
+ o'clock in the morning the hour of my birth.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ V</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ Now you know how I came to leave home. The next thing to tell
+is,<br>
+ what happened on the journey.</p>
+
+<p>I reached the great house in reasonably good time considering
+the<br>
+ distance. At the very first trial of it, the prophecy of the
+cards<br>
+ turned out to be wrong. The person who met me at the lodge
+gate<br>
+ was not a dark woman--in fact, not a woman at all--but a boy.
+He<br>
+ directed me on the way to the servants' offices; and there
+again<br>
+ the cards were all wrong. I encountered, not one woman, but
+three-<br>
+ -and not one of the three was dark. I have stated that I am
+not<br>
+ superstitious, and I have told the truth. But I must own that
+I<br>
+ did feel a certain fluttering at the heart when I made my bow
+to<br>
+ the steward, and told him what business had brought me to
+the<br>
+ house. His answer completed the discomfiture of aunt
+Chance's<br>
+ fortune-telling. My ill-luck still pursued me. That very
+morning<br>
+ another man had applied for the groom's place, and had got
+it.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ I swallowed my disappointment as well as I could, and thanked
+the<br>
+ steward, and went to the inn in the village to get the rest
+and<br>
+ food which I sorely needed by this time.</p>
+
+<p>Before starting on my homeward walk I made some inquiries at
+the<br>
+ inn, and ascertained that I might save a few miles, on my
+return,<br>
+ by following a new road. Furnished with full instructions,
+several<br>
+ times repeated, as to the various turnings I was to take, I
+set<br>
+ forth, and walked on till the evening with only one stoppage
+for<br>
+ bread and cheese. Just as it was getting toward dark, the
+rain<br>
+ came on and the wind began to rise; and I found myself, to
+make<br>
+ matters worse, in a part of the country with which I was
+entirely<br>
+ unacquainted, though I guessed myself to be some fifteen miles
+from<br>
+ home. The first house I found to inquire at, was a lonely
+roadside<br>
+ inn, standing on the outskirts of a thick wood. Solitary as
+the<br>
+ place looked, it was welcome to a lost man who was also
+hungry,<br>
+ thirsty, footsore, and wet. The landlord was civil and<br>
+ respectable-looking; and the price he asked for a bed was<br>
+ reasonable enough. I was grieved to disappoint my mother.
+But<br>
+ there was no conveyance to be had, and I could go no farther
+afoot<br>
+ that night. My weariness fairly forced me to stop at the
+inn.</p>
+
+<p>I may say for myself that I am a temperate man. My supper
+simply<br>
+ consisted of some rashers of bacon, a slice of home-made bread,
+and<br>
+ a pint of ale. I did not go to bed immediately after this
+moderate<br>
+ meal, but sat up with the landlord, talking about my bad
+prospects<br>
+ and my long run of ill-luck, and diverging from these topics to
+the<br>
+ subjects of horse-flesh and racing. Nothing was said, either
+by<br>
+ myself, my host, or the few laborers who strayed into the
+tap-room,<br>
+ which could, in the slightest degree, excite my mind, or set
+my<br>
+ fancy--which is only a small fancy at the best of
+times--playing<br>
+ tricks with my common sense.</p>
+
+<p>At a little after eleven the house was closed. I went round
+with<br>
+ the landlord, and held the candle while the doors and lower
+windows<br>
+ were being secured. I noticed with surprise the strength of
+the<br>
+ bolts, bars, and iron-sheathed shutters.</p>
+
+<p>"You see, we are rather lonely here," said the landlord. "We
+never<br>
+ have had any attempts to break in yet, but it's always as well
+to<br>
+ be on the safe side. When nobody is sleeping here, I am the
+only<br>
+ man in the house. My wife and daughter are timid, and the
+servant<br>
+ girl takes after her missuses. Another glass of ale, before
+you<br>
+ turn in?--No!--Well, how such a sober man as you comes to be out
+of<br>
+ a place is more than I can understand for one.--Here's where
+you're<br>
+ to sleep. You're the only lodger to-night, and I think you'll
+say<br>
+ my missus has done her best to make you comfortable. You're
+quite<br>
+ sure you won't have another glass of ale?--Very well. Good
+night."</p>
+
+<p>It was half-past eleven by the clock in the passage as we
+went<br>
+ upstairs to the bedroom. The window looked out on the wood at
+the<br>
+ back of the house.</p>
+
+<p>I locked my door, set my candle on the chest of drawers,
+and<br>
+ wearily got me ready for bed. The bleak wind was still
+blowing,<br>
+ and the solemn, surging moan of it in the wood was very dreary
+to<br>
+ hear through the night silence. Feeling strangely wakeful, I<br>
+ resolved to keep the candle alight until I began to grow
+sleepy.<br>
+ The truth is, I was not quite myself. I was depressed in mind
+by<br>
+ my disappointment of the morning; and I was worn out in body by
+my<br>
+ long walk. Between the two, I own I couldn't face the prospect
+of<br>
+ lying awake in the darkness, listening to the dismal moan of
+the<br>
+ wind in the wood.</p>
+
+<p>Sleep stole on me before I was aware of it; my eyes closed,
+and I<br>
+ fell off to rest, without having so much as thought of<br>
+ extinguishing the candle.</p>
+
+<p>The next thing that I remember was a faint shivering that
+ran<br>
+ through me from head to foot, and a dreadful sinking pain at
+my<br>
+ heart, such as I had never felt before. The shivering only<br>
+ disturbed my slumbers--the pain woke me instantly. In one moment
+I<br>
+ passed from a state of sleep to a state of wakefulness--my
+eyes<br>
+ wide open--my mind clear on a sudden as if by a miracle. The<br>
+ candle had burned down nearly to the last morsel of tallow, but
+the<br>
+ unsnuffed wick had just fallen off, and the light was, for
+the<br>
+ moment, fair and full.</p>
+
+<p>Between the foot of the bed and the closet door, I saw a
+person in<br>
+ my room. The person was a woman, standing looking at me, with
+a<br>
+ knife in her hand. It does no credit to my courage to confess
+it--<br>
+ but the truth IS the truth. I was struck speechless with
+terror.<br>
+ There I lay with my eyes on the woman; there the woman stood
+(with<br>
+ the knife in her hand) with HER eyes on ME.</p>
+
+<p>She said not a word as we stared each other in the face; but
+she<br>
+ moved after a little--moved slowly toward the left-hand side of
+the<br>
+ bed.</p>
+
+<p>The light fell full on her face. A fair, fine woman, with<br>
+ yellowish flaxen hair, and light gray eyes, with a droop in
+the<br>
+ left eyelid. I noticed these things and fixed them in my
+mind,<br>
+ before she was quite round at the side of the bed. Without
+saying<br>
+ a word; without any change in the stony stillness of her
+face;<br>
+ without any noise following her footfall, she came closer
+and<br>
+ closer; stopped at the bed-head; and lifted the knife to stab
+me.<br>
+ I laid my arm over my throat to save it; but, as I saw the
+blow<br>
+ coming, I threw my hand across the bed to the right side,
+and<br>
+ jerked my body over that way, just as the knife came down,
+like<br>
+ lightning, within a hair's breadth of my shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>My eyes fixed on her arm and her hand--she gave me time to
+look at<br>
+ them as she slowly drew the knife out of the bed. A white,
+well-<br>
+ shaped arm, with a pretty down lying lightly over the fair skin.
+A<br>
+ delicate lady's hand, with a pink flush round the finger
+nails.</p>
+
+<p>She drew the knife out, and passed back again slowly to the
+foot of<br>
+ the bed; she stopped there for a moment looking at me; then
+she<br>
+ came on without saying a word; without any change in the
+stony<br>
+ stillness of her face; without any noise following her
+footfall--<br>
+ came on to the side of the bed where I now lay.</p>
+
+<p>Getting near me, she lifted the knife again, and I drew myself
+away<br>
+ to the left side. She struck, as before right into the
+mattress,<br>
+ with a swift downward action of her arm; and she missed me,
+as<br>
+ before; by a hair's breadth. This time my eyes wandered from
+HER<br>
+ to the knife. It was like the large clasp knives which
+laboring<br>
+ men use to cut their bread and bacon with. Her delicate
+little<br>
+ fingers did not hide more than two thirds of the handle; I
+noticed<br>
+ that it was made of buckhorn, clean and shining as the blade
+was,<br>
+ and looking like new.</p>
+
+<p>For the second time she drew the knife out of the bed, and
+suddenly<br>
+ hid it away in the wide sleeve of her gown. That done, she
+stopped<br>
+ by the bedside watching me. For an instant I saw her standing
+in<br>
+ that position--then the wick of the spent candle fell over into
+the<br>
+ socket. The flame dwindled to a little blue point, and the
+room<br>
+ grew dark.</p>
+
+<p>A moment, or less, if possible, passed so--and then the wick
+flared<br>
+ up, smokily, for the last time. My eyes were still looking for
+her<br>
+ over the right-hand side of the bed when the last flash of
+light<br>
+ came. Look as I might, I could see nothing. The woman with
+the<br>
+ knife was gone.</p>
+
+<p>I began to get back to myself again. I could feel my heart<br>
+ beating; I could hear the woeful moaning of the wind in the
+wood; I<br>
+ could leap up in bed, and give the alarm before she escaped
+from<br>
+ the house. "Murder! Wake up there! Murder!"</p>
+
+<p>Nobody answered to the alarm. I rose and groped my way through
+the<br>
+ darkness to the door of the room. By that way she must have
+got<br>
+ in. By that way she must have gone out.</p>
+
+<p>The door of the room was fast locked, exactly as I had left it
+on<br>
+ going to bed! I looked at the window. Fast locked too!</p>
+
+<p>Hearing a voice outside, I opened the door. There was the<br>
+ landlord, coming toward me along the passage, with his
+burning<br>
+ candle in one hand, and his gun in the other.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it?" he says, looking at me in no very friendly
+way.</p>
+
+<p>I could only answer in a whisper, "A woman, with a knife in
+her<br>
+ hand. In my room. A fair, yellow-haired woman. She jabbed at
+me<br>
+ with the knife, twice over."</p>
+
+<p>He lifted his candle, and looked at me steadily from head to
+foot.<br>
+ "She seems to have missed you--twice over."</p>
+
+<p>"I dodged the knife as it came down. It struck the bed each
+time.<br>
+ Go in, and see."</p>
+
+<p>The landlord took his candle into the bedroom immediately. In
+less<br>
+ than a minute he came out again into the passage in a
+violent<br>
+ passion.</p>
+
+<p>"The devil fly away with you and your woman with the knife!
+There<br>
+ isn't a mark in the bedclothes anywhere. What do you mean by<br>
+ coming into a man's place and frightening his family out of
+their<br>
+ wits by a dream?"</p>
+
+<p>A dream? The woman who had tried to stab me, not a living
+human<br>
+ being like myself? I began to shake and shiver. The horrors
+got<br>
+ hold of me at the bare thought of it.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll leave the house," I said. "Better be out on the road in
+the<br>
+ rain and dark, than back in that room, after what I've seen in
+it.<br>
+ Lend me the light to get my clothes by, and tell me what I'm
+to<br>
+ pay."</p>
+
+<p>The landlord led the way back with his light into the
+bedroom.<br>
+ "Pay?" says he. "You'll find your score on the slate when you
+go<br>
+ downstairs. I wouldn't have taken you in for all the money
+you've<br>
+ got about you, if I had known your dreaming, screeching ways<br>
+ beforehand. Look at the bed--where's the cut of a knife in
+it?<br>
+ Look at the window--is the lock bursted? Look at the door (which
+I<br>
+ heard you fasten yourself)--is it broke in? A murdering woman
+with<br>
+ a knife in my house! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!"</p>
+
+<p>My eyes followed his hand as it pointed first to the bed--then
+to<br>
+ the window--then to the door. There was no gainsaying it. The
+bed<br>
+ sheet was as sound as on the day it was made. The window was
+fast.<br>
+ The door hung on its hinges as steady as ever. I huddled my<br>
+ clothes on without speaking. We went downstairs together. I<br>
+ looked at the clock in the bar-room. The time was twenty
+minutes<br>
+ past two in the morning. I paid my bill, and the landlord let
+me<br>
+ out. The rain had ceased; but the night was dark, and the wind
+was<br>
+ bleaker than ever. Little did the darkness, or the cold, or
+the<br>
+ doubt about the way home matter to ME. My mind was away from
+all<br>
+ these things. My mind was fixed on the vision in the
+bedroom.<br>
+ What had I seen trying to murder me? The creature of a dream?
+Or<br>
+ that other creature from the world beyond the grave, whom men
+call<br>
+ ghost? I could make nothing of it as I walked along in the
+night;<br>
+ I had made nothing by it by midday--when I stood at last,
+after<br>
+ many times missing my road, on the doorstep of home.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ VI</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ My mother came out alone to welcome me back. There were no
+secrets<br>
+ between us two. I told her all that had happened, just as I
+have<br>
+ told it to you. She kept silence till I had done. And then
+she<br>
+ put a question to me.</p>
+
+<p>"What time was it, Francis, when you saw the Woman in your
+Dream?"</p>
+
+<p>I had looked at the clock when I left the inn, and I had
+noticed<br>
+ that the hands pointed to twenty minutes past two. Allowing
+for<br>
+ the time consumed in speaking to the landlord, and in getting on
+my<br>
+ clothes, I answered that I must have first seen the Woman at
+two<br>
+ o'clock in the morning. In other words, I had not only seen her
+on<br>
+ my birthday, but at the hour of my birth.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ My mother still kept silence. Lost in her own thoughts, she
+took<br>
+ me by the hand, and led me into the parlor. Her writing-desk
+was<br>
+ on the table by the fireplace. She opened it, and signed to me
+to<br>
+ take a chair by her side.</p>
+
+<p>"My son! your memory is a bad one, and mine is fast failing
+me.<br>
+ Tell me again what the Woman looked like. I want her to be as
+well<br>
+ known to both of us, years hence, as she is now."</p>
+
+<p>I obeyed; wondering what strange fancy might be working in
+her<br>
+ mind. I spoke; and she wrote the words as they fell from my
+lips:</p>
+
+<p>"Light gray eyes, with a droop in the left eyelid. Flaxen
+hair,<br>
+ with a golden-yellow streak in it. White arms, with a down
+upon<br>
+ them. Little, lady's hands, with a rosy-red look about the
+finger<br>
+ nails."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you notice how she was dressed, Francis?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, mother."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you notice the knife?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. A large clasp knife, with a buckhorn handle, as good
+as<br>
+ new."</p>
+
+<p>My mother added the description of the knife. Also the
+year,<br>
+ month, day of the week, and hour of the day when the
+Dream-Woman<br>
+ appeared to me at the inn. That done, she locked up the paper
+in<br>
+ her desk.</p>
+
+<p>"Not a word, Francis, to your aunt. Not a word to any living
+soul.<br>
+ Keep your Dream a secret between you and me."</p>
+
+<p>The weeks passed, and the months passed. My mother never
+returned<br>
+ to the subject again. As for me, time, which wears out all
+things,<br>
+ wore out my remembrance of the Dream. Little by little, the
+image<br>
+ of the Woman grew dimmer and dimmer. Little by little, she
+faded<br>
+ out of my mind.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ VII</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ The story of the warning is now told. Judge for yourself if it
+was<br>
+ a true warning or a false, when you hear what happened to me on
+my<br>
+ next birthday.</p>
+
+<p>In the Summer time of the year, the Wheel of Fortune turned
+the<br>
+ right way for me at last. I was smoking my pipe one day, near
+an<br>
+ old stone quarry at the entrance to our village, when a
+carriage<br>
+ accident happened, which gave a new turn, as it were, to my lot
+in<br>
+ life. It was an accident of the commonest kind--not worth<br>
+ mentioning at any length. A lady driving herself; a runaway
+horse;<br>
+ a cowardly man-servant in attendance, frightened out of his
+wits;<br>
+ and the stone quarry too near to be agreeable--that is what I
+saw,<br>
+ all in a few moments, between two whiffs of my pipe. I stopped
+the<br>
+ horse at the edge of the quarry, and got myself a little hurt
+by<br>
+ the shaft of the chaise. But that didn't matter. The lady<br>
+ declared I had saved her life; and her husband, coming with her
+to<br>
+ our cottage the next day, took me into his service then and
+there.<br>
+ The lady happened to be of a dark complexion; and it may amuse
+you<br>
+ to hear that my aunt Chance instantly pitched on that
+circumstance<br>
+ as a means of saving the credit of the cards. Here was the
+promise<br>
+ of the Queen of Spades performed to the very letter, by means of
+"a<br>
+ dark woman," just as my aunt had told me. "In the time to
+come,<br>
+ Francis, beware o' pettin' yer ain blinded intairpretation on
+the<br>
+ cairds. Ye're ower ready, I trow, to murmur under dispensation
+of<br>
+ Proavidence that ye canna fathom--like the Eesraelites of
+auld.<br>
+ I'll say nae mair to ye. Mebbe when the mony's powering into
+yer<br>
+ poakets, ye'll no forget yer aunt Chance, left like a sparrow
+on<br>
+ the housetop, wi a sma' annuitee o' thratty punds a year."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ I remained in my situation (at the West-end of London) until
+the<br>
+ Spring of the New Year. About that time, my master's health<br>
+ failed. The doctors ordered him away to foreign parts, and
+the<br>
+ establishment was broken up. But the turn in my luck still
+held<br>
+ good. When I left my place, I left it--thanks to the generosity
+of<br>
+ my kind master--with a yearly allowance granted to me, in<br>
+ remembrance of the day when I had saved my mistress's life.
+For<br>
+ the future, I could go back to service or not, as I pleased;
+my<br>
+ little income was enough to support my mother and myself.</p>
+
+<p>My master and mistress left England toward the end of
+February.<br>
+ Certain matters of business to do for them detained me in
+London<br>
+ until the last day of the month. I was only able to leave for
+our<br>
+ village by the evening train, to keep my birthday with my mother
+as<br>
+ usual. It was bedtime when I got to the cottage; and I was
+sorry<br>
+ to find that she was far from well. To make matters worse, she
+had<br>
+ finished her bottle of medicine on the previous day, and had<br>
+ omitted to get it replenished, as the doctor had strictly
+directed.<br>
+ He dispensed his own medicines, and I offered to go and knock
+him<br>
+ up. She refused to let me do this; and, after giving me my
+supper,<br>
+ sent me away to my bed.</p>
+
+<p>I fell asleep for a little, and woke again. My mother's
+bed-<br>
+ chamber was next to mine. I heard my aunt Chance's heavy
+footsteps<br>
+ going to and fro in the room, and, suspecting something
+wrong,<br>
+ knocked at the door. My mother's pains had returned upon
+her;<br>
+ there was a serious necessity for relieving her sufferings
+as<br>
+ speedily as possible, I put on my clothes, and ran off, with
+the<br>
+ medicine bottle in my hand, to the other end of the village,
+where<br>
+ the doctor lived. The church clock chimed the quarter to two on
+my<br>
+ birthday just as I reached his house. One ring of the night
+bell<br>
+ brought him to his bedroom window to speak to me. He told me
+to<br>
+ wait, and he would let me in at the surgery door. I noticed,
+while<br>
+ I was waiting, that the night was wonderfully fair and warm for
+the<br>
+ time of year. The old stone quarry where the carriage accident
+had<br>
+ happened was within view. The moon in the clear heavens lit it
+up<br>
+ almost as bright as day.</p>
+
+<p>In a minute or two the doctor let me into the surgery. I
+closed<br>
+ the door, noticing that he had left his room very lightly clad.
+He<br>
+ kindly pardoned my mother's neglect of his directions, and set
+to<br>
+ work at once at compounding the medicine. We were both intent
+on<br>
+ the bottle; he filling it, and I holding the light--when we
+heard<br>
+ the surgery door suddenly opened from the street.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ VIII</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ Who could possibly be up and about in our quiet village at
+the<br>
+ second hour of the morning?</p>
+
+<p>The person who opened the door appeared within range of the
+light<br>
+ of the candle. To complete our amazement, the person proved to
+be<br>
+ a woman! She walked up to the counter, and standing side by
+side<br>
+ with me, lifted her veil. At the moment when she showed her
+face,<br>
+ I heard the church clock strike two. She was a stranger to me,
+and<br>
+ a stranger to the doctor. She was also, beyond all comparison,
+the<br>
+ most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.</p>
+
+<p>"I saw the light under the door," she said. "I want some<br>
+ medicine."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ She spoke quite composedly, as if there was nothing at all<br>
+ extraordinary in her being out in the village at two in the<br>
+ morning, and following me into the surgery to ask for
+medicine!<br>
+ The doctor stared at her as if he suspected his own eyes of<br>
+ deceiving him. "Who are you?" be asked. "How do you come to
+be<br>
+ wandering about at this time in the morning?"</p>
+
+<p>She paid no heed to his questions. She only told him coolly
+what<br>
+ she wanted. "I have got a bad toothache. I want a bottle of<br>
+ laudanum."</p>
+
+<p>The doctor recovered himself when she asked for the laudanum.
+He<br>
+ was on his own ground, you know, when it came to a matter of<br>
+ laudanum; and he spoke to her smartly enough this time.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you have got the toothache, have you? Let me look at
+the<br>
+ tooth."</p>
+
+<p>She shook her bead, and laid a two-shilling piece on the
+counter.<br>
+ "I won't trouble you to look at the tooth," she said. "There
+is<br>
+ the money. Let me have the laudanum, if you please."</p>
+
+<p>The doctor put the two-shilling piece back again in her hand.
+"I<br>
+ don't sell laudanum to strangers," he answered. "If you are in
+any<br>
+ distress of body or mind, that is another matter. I shall be
+glad<br>
+ to help you."</p>
+
+<p>She put the money back in her pocket. "YOU can't help me,"
+she<br>
+ said, as quietly as ever. "Good morning."</p>
+
+<p>With that, she opened the surgery door to go out again into
+the<br>
+ street. So far, I had not spoken a word on my side. I had
+stood<br>
+ with the candle in my hand (not knowing I was holding it)--with
+my<br>
+ eyes fixed on her, with my mind fixed on her like a man
+bewitched.<br>
+ Her looks betrayed, even more plainly than her words, her<br>
+ resolution, in one way or another, to destroy herself. When
+she<br>
+ opened the door, in my alarm at what might happen I found the
+use<br>
+ of my tongue.</p>
+
+<p>"Stop!" I cried out. "Wait for me. I want to speak to you
+before<br>
+ you go away." She lifted her eyes with a look of careless
+surprise<br>
+ and a mocking smile on her lips.</p>
+
+<p>"What can YOU have to say to me?" She stopped, and laughed
+to<br>
+ herself. "Why not?" she said. "I have got nothing to do, and<br>
+ nowhere to go." She turned back a step, and nodded to me.
+"You're<br>
+ a strange man--I think I'll humor you--I'll wait outside."
+The<br>
+ door of the surgery closed on her. She was gone.</p>
+
+<p>I am ashamed to own what happened next. The only excuse for me
+is<br>
+ that I was really and truly a man bewitched. I turned me round
+to<br>
+ follow her out, without once thinking of my mother. The
+doctor<br>
+ stopped me.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't forget the medicine," he said. "And if you will take
+my<br>
+ advice, don't trouble yourself about that woman. Rouse up
+the<br>
+ constable. It's his business to look after her--not yours."</p>
+
+<p>I held out my hand for the medicine in silence: I was afraid
+I<br>
+ should fail in respect if I trusted myself to answer him. He
+must<br>
+ have seen, as I saw, that she wanted the laudanum to poison<br>
+ herself. He had, to my mind, taken a very heartless view of
+the<br>
+ matter. I just thanked him when he gave me the medicine--and
+went<br>
+ out.</p>
+
+<p>She was waiting for me as she had promised; walking slowly to
+and<br>
+ fro--a tall, graceful, solitary figure in the bright
+moonbeams.<br>
+ They shed over her fair complexion, her bright golden hair,
+her<br>
+ large gray eyes, just the light that suited them best. She
+looked<br>
+ hardly mortal when she first turned to speak to me.</p>
+
+<p>"Well?" she said. "And what do you want?"</p>
+
+<p>In spite of my pride, or my shyness, or my better
+sense--whichever<br>
+ it might be--all my heart went out to her in a moment. I
+caught<br>
+ hold of her by the hands, and owned what was in my thoughts,
+as<br>
+ freely as if I had known her for half a lifetime.</p>
+
+<p>"You mean to destroy yourself," I said. "And I mean to prevent
+you<br>
+ from doing it. If I follow you about all night, I'll prevent
+you<br>
+ from doing it."</p>
+
+<p>She laughed. "You saw yourself that he wouldn't sell me
+the<br>
+ laudanum. Do you really care whether I live or die?" She
+squeezed<br>
+ my hands gently as she put the question: her eyes searched
+mine<br>
+ with a languid, lingering look in them that ran through me
+like<br>
+ fire. My voice died away on my lips; I couldn't answer her.</p>
+
+<p>She understood, without my answering. "You have given me a
+fancy<br>
+ for living, by speaking kindly to me," she said. "Kindness has
+a<br>
+ wonderful effect on women, and dogs, and other domestic
+animals.<br>
+ It is only men who are superior to kindness. Make your mind
+easy--<br>
+ I promise to take as much care of myself as if I was the
+happiest<br>
+ woman living! Don't let me keep you here, out of your bed.
+Which<br>
+ way are you going?"</p>
+
+<p>Miserable wretch that I was, I had forgotten my mother--with
+the<br>
+ medicine in my hand! "I am going home," I said. "Where are
+you<br>
+ staying? At the inn?"</p>
+
+<p>She laughed her bitter laugh, and pointed to the stone
+quarry.<br>
+ "There is MY inn for to-night," she said. "When I got tired
+of<br>
+ walking about, I rested there."</p>
+
+<p>We walked on together, on my way home. I took the liberty
+of<br>
+ asking her if she had any friends.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought I had one friend left," she said, "or you would
+never<br>
+ have met me in this place. It turns out I was wrong. My
+friend's<br>
+ door was closed in my face some hours since; my friend's
+servants<br>
+ threatened me with the police. I had nowhere else to go,
+after<br>
+ trying my luck in your neighborhood; and nothing left but my
+two-<br>
+ shilling piece and these rags on my back. What respectable<br>
+ innkeeper would take ME into his house? I walked about,
+wondering<br>
+ how I could find my way out of the world without disfiguring<br>
+ myself, and without suffering much pain. You have no river
+in<br>
+ these parts. I didn't see my way out of the world, till I
+heard<br>
+ you ringing at the doctor's house. I got a glimpse at the
+bottles<br>
+ in the surgery, when he let you in, and I thought of the
+laudanum<br>
+ directly. What were you doing there? Who is that medicine
+for?<br>
+ Your wife?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am not married!"</p>
+
+<p>She laughed again. "Not married! If I was a little better
+dressed<br>
+ there might be a chance for ME. Where do you live? Here?"</p>
+
+<p>We had arrived, by this time, at my mother's door. She held
+out<br>
+ her hand to say good-by. Houseless and homeless as she was,
+she<br>
+ never asked me to give her a shelter for the night. It was
+MY<br>
+ proposal that she should rest, under my roof, unknown to my
+mother<br>
+ and my aunt. Our kitchen was built out at the back of the
+cottage:<br>
+ she might remain there unseen and unheard until the household
+was<br>
+ astir in the morning. I led her into the kitchen, and set a
+chair<br>
+ for her by the dying embers of the fire. I dare say I was to<br>
+ blame--shamefully to blame, if you like. I only wonder what
+YOU<br>
+ would have done in my place. On your word of honor as a man,
+would<br>
+ YOU have let that beautiful creature wander back to the shelter
+of<br>
+ the stone quarry like a stray dog? God help the woman who is<br>
+ foolish enough to trust and love you, if you would have done
+that!</p>
+
+<p>I left her by the fire, and went to my mother's room.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ IX</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ If you have ever felt the heartache, you will know what I
+suffered<br>
+ in secret when my mother took my hand, and said, "I am
+sorry,<br>
+ Francis, that your night's rest has been disturbed through ME."
+I<br>
+ gave her the medicine; and I waited by her till the pains
+abated.<br>
+ My aunt Chance went back to her bed; and my mother and I were
+left<br>
+ alone. I noticed that her writing-desk, moved from its
+customary<br>
+ place, was on the bed by her side. She saw me looking at it.<br>
+ "This is your birthday, Francis," she said. "Have you anything
+to<br>
+ tell me?" I had so completely forgotten my Dream, that I had
+no<br>
+ notion of what was passing in her mind when she said those
+words.<br>
+ For a moment there was a guilty fear in me that she
+suspected<br>
+ something. I turned away my face, and said, "No, mother; I
+have<br>
+ nothing to tell." She signed to me to stoop down over the
+pillow<br>
+ and kiss her. "God bless you, my love!" she said; and many
+happy<br>
+ returns of the day." She patted my hand, and closed her
+weary<br>
+ eyes, and, little by little, fell off peaceably into sleep.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ I stole downstairs again. I think the good influence of my
+mother<br>
+ must have followed me down. At any rate, this is true: I
+stopped<br>
+ with my hand on the closed kitchen door, and said to myself:<br>
+ "Suppose I leave the house, and leave the village, without
+seeing<br>
+ her or speaking to her more?"</p>
+
+<p>Should I really have fled from temptation in this way, if I
+had<br>
+ been left to myself to decide? Who can tell? As things were,
+I<br>
+ was not left to decide. While my doubt was in my mind, she
+heard<br>
+ me, and opened the kitchen door. My eyes and her eyes met.
+That<br>
+ ended it.</p>
+
+<p>We were together, unsuspected and undisturbed, for the next
+two<br>
+ hours. Time enough for her to reveal the secret of her
+wasted<br>
+ life. Time enough for her to take possession of me as her own,
+to<br>
+ do with me as she liked. It is needless to dwell here on the<br>
+ misfortunes which had brought her low; they are misfortunes
+too<br>
+ common to interest anybody.</p>
+
+<p>Her name was Alicia Warlock. She had been born and bred a
+lady.<br>
+ She had lost her station, her character, and her friends.
+Virtue<br>
+ shuddered at the sight of her; and Vice had got her for the rest
+of<br>
+ her days. Shocking and common, as I told you. It made no<br>
+ difference to ME. I have said it already--I say it again--I was
+a<br>
+ man bewitched. Is there anything so very wonderful in that?
+Just<br>
+ remember who I was. Among the honest women in my own station
+in<br>
+ life, where could I have found the like of HER? Could THEY walk
+as<br>
+ she walked? and look as she looked? When THEY gave me a kiss,
+did<br>
+ their lips linger over it as hers did? Had THEY her skin,
+her<br>
+ laugh, her foot, her hand, her touch? SHE never had a speck
+of<br>
+ dirt on her: I tell you her flesh was a perfume. When she
+embraced<br>
+ me, her arms folded round me like the wings of angels; and
+her<br>
+ smile covered me softly with its light like the sun in heaven.
+I<br>
+ leave you to laugh at me, or to cry over me, just as your
+temper<br>
+ may incline. I am not trying to excuse myself--I am trying
+to<br>
+ explain. You are gentle-folks; what dazzled and maddened ME,
+is<br>
+ everyday experience to YOU. Fallen or not, angel or devil, it
+came<br>
+ to this--she was a lady; and I was a groom.</p>
+
+<p>Before the house was astir, I got her away (by the workmen's
+train)<br>
+ to a large manufacturing town in our parts.</p>
+
+<p>Here--with my savings in money to help her--she could get
+her<br>
+ outfit of decent clothes and her lodging among strangers who
+asked<br>
+ no questions so long as they were paid. Here--now on one
+pretense<br>
+ and now on another--I could visit her, and we could both
+plan<br>
+ together what our future lives were to be. I need not tell
+you<br>
+ that I stood pledged to make her my wife. A man in my
+station<br>
+ always marries a woman of her sort.</p>
+
+<p>Do you wonder if I was happy at this time? I should have
+been<br>
+ perfectly happy but for one little drawback. It was this: I
+was<br>
+ never quite at my ease in the presence of my promised wife.</p>
+
+<p>I don't mean that I was shy with her, or suspicious of her,
+or<br>
+ ashamed of her. The uneasiness I am speaking of was caused by
+a<br>
+ faint doubt in my mind whether I had not seen her somewhere,
+before<br>
+ the morning when we met at the doctor's house. Over and over<br>
+ again, I found myself wondering whether her face did not remind
+me<br>
+ of some other face--what other I never could tell. This
+strange<br>
+ feeling, this one question that could never be answered, vexed
+me<br>
+ to a degree that you would hardly credit. It came between us
+at<br>
+ the strangest times--oftenest, however, at night, when the
+candles<br>
+ were lit. You have known what it is to try and remember a<br>
+ forgotten name--and to fail, search as you may, to find it in
+your<br>
+ mind. That was my case. I failed to find my lost face, just
+as<br>
+ you failed to find your lost name.</p>
+
+<p>In three weeks we had talked matters over, and had arranged
+how I<br>
+ was to make a clean breast of it at home. By Alicia's advice,
+I<br>
+ was to describe her as having been one of my fellow servants
+during<br>
+ the time I was employed under my kind master and mistress in<br>
+ London. There was no fear now of my mother taking any harm
+from<br>
+ the shock of a great surprise. Her health had improved during
+the<br>
+ three weeks' interval. On the first evening when she was able
+to<br>
+ take her old place at tea time, I summoned my courage, and told
+her<br>
+ I was going to be married. The poor soul flung her arms round
+my<br>
+ neck, and burst out crying for joy. "Oh, Francis!" she says, "I
+am<br>
+ so glad you will have somebody to comfort you and care for you
+when<br>
+ I am gone!" As for my aunt Chance, you can anticipate what
+SHE<br>
+ did, without being told. Ah, me! If there had really been
+any<br>
+ prophetic virtue in the cards, what a terrible warning they
+might<br>
+ have given us that night! It was arranged that I was to bring
+my<br>
+ promised wife to dinner at the cottage on the next day.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ X</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ I own I was proud of Alicia when I led her into our little
+parlor<br>
+ at the appointed time. She had never, to my mind, looked so<br>
+ beautiful as she looked that day. I never noticed any other<br>
+ woman's dress--I noticed hers as carefully as if I had been a
+woman<br>
+ myself! She wore a black silk gown, with plain collar and
+cuffs,<br>
+ and a modest lavender-colored bonnet, with one white rose in
+it<br>
+ placed at the side. My mother, dressed in her Sunday best,
+rose<br>
+ up, all in a flutter, to welcome her daughter-in-law that was
+to<br>
+ be. She walked forward a few steps, half smiling, half in
+tears--<br>
+ she looked Alicia full in the face--and suddenly stood still.
+Her<br>
+ cheeks turned white in an instant; her eyes stared in horror;
+her<br>
+ hands dropped helplessly at her sides. She staggered back,
+and<br>
+ fell into the arms of my aunt, standing behind her. It was
+no<br>
+ swoon--she kept her senses. Her eyes turned slowly from Alicia
+to<br>
+ me. "Francis," she said, "does that woman's face remind you
+of<br>
+ nothing?"</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Before I could answer, she pointed to her writing-desk on the
+table<br>
+ at the fireside. "Bring it!" she cried, "bring it!"</p>
+
+<p>At the same moment I felt Alicia's hand on my shoulder, and
+saw<br>
+ Alicia's face red with anger--and no wonder!</p>
+
+<p>"What does this mean?" she asked. "Does your mother want to
+insult<br>
+ me?"</p>
+
+<p>I said a few words to quiet her; what they were I don't
+remember--I<br>
+ was so confused and astonished at the time. Before I had done,
+I<br>
+ heard my mother behind me.</p>
+
+<p>My aunt had fetched her desk. She had opened it; she had taken
+a<br>
+ paper from it. Step by step, helping herself along by the
+wall,<br>
+ she came nearer and nearer, with the paper in her hand. She
+looked<br>
+ at the paper--she looked in Alicia's face--she lifted the
+long,<br>
+ loose sleeve of her gown, and examined her hand and arm. I
+saw<br>
+ fear suddenly take the place of anger in Alicia's eyes. She
+shook<br>
+ herself free of my mother's grasp. "Mad!" she said to
+herself,<br>
+ "and Francis never told me!" With those words she ran out of
+the<br>
+ room.</p>
+
+<p>I was hastening out after her, when my mother signed to me to
+stop.<br>
+ She read the words written on the paper. While they fell
+slowly,<br>
+ one by one, from her lips, she pointed toward the open door.</p>
+
+<p>"Light gray eyes, with a droop in the left eyelid. Flaxen
+hair,<br>
+ with a gold-yellow streak in it. White arms, with a down
+upon<br>
+ them. Little, lady's hand, with a rosy-red look about the
+finger<br>
+ nails. The Dream Woman, Francis! The Dream Woman!"</p>
+
+<p>Something darkened the parlor window as those words were
+spoken. I<br>
+ looked sidelong at the shadow. Alicia Warlock had come back!
+She<br>
+ was peering in at us over the low window blind. There was
+the<br>
+ fatal face which had first looked at me in the bedroom of
+the<br>
+ lonely inn. There, resting on the window blind, was the
+lovely<br>
+ little hand which had held the murderous knife. I HAD seen
+her<br>
+ before we met in the village. The Dream Woman! The Dream
+Woman!</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ XI</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ I expect nobody to approve of what I have next to tell of
+myself.<br>
+ In three weeks from the day when my mother had identified her
+with<br>
+ the Woman of the Dream, I took Alicia Warlock to church, and
+made<br>
+ her my wife. I was a man bewitched. Again and again I say
+it--I<br>
+ was a man bewitched!</p>
+
+<p>During the interval before my marriage, our little household
+at the<br>
+ cottage was broken up. My mother and my aunt quarreled. My<br>
+ mother, believing in the Dream, entreated me to break off my<br>
+ engagement. My aunt, believing in the cards, urged me to
+marry.</p>
+
+<p>This difference of opinion produced a dispute between them, in
+the<br>
+ course of which my aunt Chance--quite unconscious of having
+any<br>
+ superstitious feelings of her own--actually set out the cards
+which<br>
+ prophesied happiness to me in my married life, and asked my
+mother<br>
+ how anybody but "a blinded heathen could be fule enough,
+after<br>
+ seeing those cairds, to believe in a dream!" This was,
+naturally,<br>
+ too much for my mother's patience; hard words followed on
+either<br>
+ side; Mrs. Chance returned in dudgeon to her friends in
+Scotland.<br>
+ She left me a written statement of my future prospects, as
+revealed<br>
+ by the cards, and with it an address at which a post-office
+order<br>
+ would reach her. "The day was not that far off," she
+remarked,<br>
+ "when Francie might remember what he owed to his aunt
+Chance,<br>
+ maintaining her ain unbleemished widowhood on thratty punds
+a<br>
+ year."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Having refused to give her sanction to my marriage, my mother
+also<br>
+ refused to be present at the wedding, or to visit Alicia<br>
+ afterwards. There was no anger at the bottom of this conduct
+on<br>
+ her part. Believing as she did in this Dream, she was simply
+in<br>
+ mortal fear of my wife. I understood this, and I made
+allowances<br>
+ for her. Not a cross word passed between us. My one happy<br>
+ remembrance now--though I did disobey her in the matter of
+my<br>
+ marriage--is this: I loved and respected my good mother to
+the<br>
+ last.</p>
+
+<p>As for my wife, she expressed no regret at the estrangement
+between<br>
+ her mother-in-law and herself. By common consent, we never
+spoke<br>
+ on that subject. We settled in the manufacturing town which I
+have<br>
+ already mentioned, and we kept a lodging-house. My kind master,
+at<br>
+ my request, granted me a lump sum in place of my annuity. This
+put<br>
+ us into a good house, decently furnished. For a while things
+went<br>
+ well enough. I may describe myself at this time of my life as
+a<br>
+ happy man.</p>
+
+<p>My misfortunes began with a return of the complaint with which
+my<br>
+ mother had already suffered. The doctor confessed, when I
+asked<br>
+ him the question, that there was danger to be dreaded this
+time.<br>
+ Naturally, after hearing this, I was a good deal away at the<br>
+ cottage. Naturally also, I left the business of looking after
+the<br>
+ house, in my absence, to my wife. Little by little, I found
+her<br>
+ beginning to alter toward me. While my back was turned, she
+formed<br>
+ acquaintances with people of the doubtful and dissipated sort.
+One<br>
+ day, I observed something in her manner which forced the
+suspicion<br>
+ on me that she had been drinking. Before the week was out,
+my<br>
+ suspicion was a certainty. From keeping company with
+drunkards,<br>
+ she had grown to be a drunkard herself.</p>
+
+<p>I did all a man could do to reclaim her. Quite useless! She
+had<br>
+ never really returned the love I felt for her: I had no
+influence;<br>
+ I could do nothing. My mother, hearing of this last worse
+trouble,<br>
+ resolved to try what her influence could do. Ill as she was,
+I<br>
+ found her one day dressed to go out.</p>
+
+<p>"I am not long for this world, Francis," she said. "I shall
+not<br>
+ feel easy on my deathbed, unless I have done my best to the last
+to<br>
+ make you happy. I mean to put my own fears and my own feelings
+out<br>
+ of the question, and go with you to your wife, and try what I
+can<br>
+ do to reclaim her. Take me home with you, Francis. Let me do
+all<br>
+ I can to help my son, before it is too late."</p>
+
+<p>How could I disobey her? We took the railway to the town: it
+was<br>
+ only half an hour's ride. By one o'clock in the afternoon we<br>
+ reached my house. It was our dinner hour, and Alicia was in
+the<br>
+ kitchen. I was able to take my mother quietly into the parlor
+and<br>
+ then to prepare my wife for the visit. She had drunk but little
+at<br>
+ that early hour; and, luckily, the devil in her was tamed for
+the<br>
+ time.</p>
+
+<p>She followed me into the parlor, and the meeting passed off
+better<br>
+ than I had ventured to forecast; with this one drawback, that
+my<br>
+ mother--though she tried hard to control herself--shrank
+from<br>
+ looking my wife in the face when she spoke to her. It was a
+relief<br>
+ to me when Alicia began to prepare the table for dinner.</p>
+
+<p>She laid the cloth, brought in the bread tray, and cut some
+slices<br>
+ for us from the loaf. Then she returned to the kitchen. At
+that<br>
+ moment, while I was still anxiously watching my mother, I
+was<br>
+ startled by seeing the same ghastly change pass over her face
+which<br>
+ had altered it in the morning when Alicia and she first met.<br>
+ Before I could say a word, she started up with a look of
+horror.</p>
+
+<p>"Take me back!--home, home again, Francis! Come with me, and
+never<br>
+ go back more!"</p>
+
+<p>I was afraid to ask for an explanation; I could only sign her
+to be<br>
+ silent, and help her quickly to the door. As we passed the
+bread<br>
+ tray on the table, she stopped and pointed to it.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you see what your wife cut your bread with?" she
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>"No, mother; I was not noticing. What was it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Look!"</p>
+
+<p>I did look. A new clasp knife, with a buckhorn handle, lay
+with<br>
+ the loaf in the bread tray. I stretched out my hand to
+possess<br>
+ myself of it. At the same moment, there was a noise in the<br>
+ kitchen, and my mother caught me by the arm.</p>
+
+<p>"The knife of the Dream! Francis, I'm faint with fear--take
+me<br>
+ away before she comes back!"</p>
+
+<p>I couldn't speak to comfort or even to answer her. Superior as
+I<br>
+ was to superstition, the discovery of the knife staggered me.
+In<br>
+ silence, I helped my mother out of the house; and took her
+home.</p>
+
+<p>I held out my hand to say good-by. She tried to stop me.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't go back, Francis! don't go back!"</p>
+
+<p>"I must get the knife, mother. I must go back by the next
+train."<br>
+ I held to that resolution. By the next train I went back.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ XII</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ My wife had, of course, discovered our secret departure from
+the<br>
+ house. She had been drinking. She was in a fury of passion.
+The<br>
+ dinner in the kitchen was flung under the grate; the cloth was
+off<br>
+ the parlor table. Where was the knife?</p>
+
+<p>I was foolish enough to ask for it. She refused to give it to
+me.<br>
+ In the course of the dispute between us which followed, I<br>
+ discovered that there was a horrible story attached to the
+knife.<br>
+ It had been used in a murder--years since--and had been so<br>
+ skillfully hidden that the authorities had been unable to
+produce<br>
+ it at the trial. By help of some of her disreputable friends,
+my<br>
+ wife had been able to purchase this relic of a bygone crime.
+Her<br>
+ perverted nature set some horrid unacknowledged value on the
+knife.<br>
+ Seeing there was no hope of getting it by fair means, I
+determined<br>
+ to search for it, later in the day, in secret. The search
+was<br>
+ unsuccessful. Night came on, and I left the house to walk
+about<br>
+ the streets. You will understand what a broken man I was by
+this<br>
+ time, when I tell you I was afraid to sleep in the same room
+with<br>
+ her!</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Three weeks passed. Still she refused to give up the knife;
+and<br>
+ still that fear of sleeping in the same room with her possessed
+me.<br>
+ I walked about at night, or dozed in the parlor, or sat watching
+by<br>
+ my mother's bedside. Before the end of the first week in the
+new<br>
+ month, the worst misfortune of all befell me--my mother died.
+It<br>
+ wanted then but a short time to my birthday. She had longed
+to<br>
+ live till that day. I was present at her death. Her last words
+in<br>
+ this world were addressed to me. "Don't go back, my son--don't
+go<br>
+ back!"</p>
+
+<p>I was obliged to go back, if it was only to watch my wife. In
+the<br>
+ last days of my mother's illness she had spitefully added a
+sting<br>
+ to my grief by declaring she would assert her right to attend
+the<br>
+ funeral. In spite of all that I could do or say, she held to
+her<br>
+ word. On the day appointed for the burial she forced
+herself,<br>
+ inflamed and shameless with drink, into my presence, and swore
+she<br>
+ would walk in the funeral procession to my mother's grave.</p>
+
+<p>This last insult--after all I had gone through already--was
+more<br>
+ than I could endure. It maddened me. Try to make allowances for
+a<br>
+ man beside himself. I struck her.</p>
+
+<p>The instant the blow was dealt, I repented it. She crouched
+down,<br>
+ silent, in a corner of the room, and eyed me steadily. It was
+a<br>
+ look that cooled my hot blood in an instant. There was no time
+now<br>
+ to think of making atonement. I could only risk the worst,
+and<br>
+ make sure of her till the funeral was over. I locked her into
+her<br>
+ bedroom.</p>
+
+<p>When I came back, after laying my mother in the grave, I found
+her<br>
+ sitting by the bedside, very much altered in look and bearing,
+with<br>
+ a bundle on her lap. She faced me quietly; she spoke with a<br>
+ curious stillness in her voice--strangely and unnaturally
+composed<br>
+ in look and manner.</p>
+
+<p>"No man has ever struck me yet," she said. "My husband shall
+have<br>
+ no second opportunity. Set the door open, and let me go."</p>
+
+<p>She passed me, and left the room. I saw her walk away up
+the<br>
+ street. Was she gone for good?</p>
+
+<p>All that night I watched and waited. No footstep came near
+the<br>
+ house. The next night, overcome with fatigue, I lay down on
+the<br>
+ bed in my clothes, with the door locked, the key on the table,
+and<br>
+ the candle burning. My slumber was not disturbed. The third<br>
+ night, the fourth, the fifth, the sixth, passed, and nothing<br>
+ happened. I lay down on the seventh night, still suspicious
+of<br>
+ something happening; still in my clothes; still with the
+door<br>
+ locked, the key on the table, and the candle burning.</p>
+
+<p>My rest was disturbed. I awoke twice, without any sensation
+of<br>
+ uneasiness. The third time, that horrid shivering of the night
+at<br>
+ the lonely inn, that awful sinking pain at the heart, came
+back<br>
+ again, and roused me in an instant. My eyes turned to the
+left-<br>
+ hand side of the bed. And there stood, looking at me--</p>
+
+<p>The Dream Woman again? No! My wife. The living woman, with
+the<br>
+ face of the Dream--in the attitude of the Dream--the fair arm
+up;<br>
+ the knife clasped in the delicate white hand.</p>
+
+<p>I sprang upon her on the instant; but not quickly enough to
+stop<br>
+ her from hiding the knife. Without a word from me, without a
+cry<br>
+ from her, I pinioned her in a chair. With one hand I felt up
+her<br>
+ sleeve; and there, where the Dream Woman had hidden the knife,
+my<br>
+ wife had hidden it--the knife with the buckhorn handle, that
+looked<br>
+ like new.</p>
+
+<p>What I felt when I made that discovery I could not realize at
+the<br>
+ time, and I can't describe now. I took one steady look at her
+with<br>
+ the knife in my hand. "You meant to kill me?" I said.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she answered; "I meant to kill you." She crossed her
+arms<br>
+ over her bosom, and stared me coolly in the face. "I shall do
+it<br>
+ yet," she said. "With that knife."</p>
+
+<p>I don't know what possessed me--I swear to you I am no coward;
+and<br>
+ yet I acted like a coward. The horrors got hold of me. I
+couldn't<br>
+ look at her--I couldn't speak to her. I left her (with the
+knife<br>
+ in my hand), and went out into the night.</p>
+
+<p>There was a bleak wind abroad, and the smell of rain was in
+the<br>
+ air. The church clocks chimed the quarter as I walked beyond
+the<br>
+ last house in the town. I asked the first policeman I met
+what<br>
+ hour that was, of which the quarter past had just struck.</p>
+
+<p>The man looked at his watch, and answered, "Two o'clock." Two
+in<br>
+ the morning. What day of the month was this day that had
+just<br>
+ begun? I reckoned it up from the date of my mother's funeral.
+The<br>
+ horrid parallel between the dream and the reality was
+complete--it<br>
+ was my birthday!</p>
+
+<p>Had I escaped the mortal peril which the dream foretold? or
+had I<br>
+ only received a second warning? As that doubt crossed my mind
+I<br>
+ stopped on my way out of the town. The air had revived me--I
+felt<br>
+ in some degree like my own self again. After a little thinking,
+I<br>
+ began to see plainly the mistake I had made in leaving my wife
+free<br>
+ to go where she liked and to do as she pleased.</p>
+
+<p>I turned instantly, and made my way back to the house. It
+was<br>
+ still dark. I had left the candle burning in the bedchamber.
+When<br>
+ I looked up to the window of the room now, there was no light
+in<br>
+ it. I advanced to the house door. On going away, I remembered
+to<br>
+ have closed it; on trying it now, I found it open.</p>
+
+<p>I waited outside, never losing sight of the house till
+daylight.<br>
+ Then I ventured indoors--listened, and heard nothing--looked
+into<br>
+ the kitchen, scullery, parlor, and found nothing--went up at
+last<br>
+ into the bedroom. It was empty.</p>
+
+<p>A picklock lay on the floor, which told me how she had
+gained<br>
+ entrance in the night. And that was the one trace I could find
+of<br>
+ the Dream Woman.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ XIII</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ I waited in the house till the town was astir for the day, and
+then<br>
+ I went to consult a lawyer. In the confused state of my mind
+at<br>
+ the time, I had one clear notion of what I meant to do: I
+was<br>
+ determined to sell my house and leave the neighborhood. There
+were<br>
+ obstacles in the way which I had not counted on. I was told I
+had<br>
+ creditors to satisfy before I could leave--I, who had given my
+wife<br>
+ the money to pay my bills regularly every week! Inquiry
+showed<br>
+ that she had embezzled every farthing of the money I had
+intrusted<br>
+ to her. I had no choice but to pay over again.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Placed in this awkward position, my first duty was to set
+things<br>
+ right, with the help of my lawyer. During my forced sojourn in
+the<br>
+ town I did two foolish things. And, as a consequence that<br>
+ followed, I heard once more, and heard for the last time, of
+my<br>
+ wife.</p>
+
+<p>In the first place, having got possession of the knife, I was
+rash<br>
+ enough to keep it in my pocket. In the second place, having<br>
+ something of importance to say to my lawyer, at a late hour of
+the<br>
+ evening, I went to his house after dark--alone and on foot. I
+got<br>
+ there safely enough. Returning, I was seized on from behind by
+two<br>
+ men, dragged down a passage and robbed--not only of the
+little<br>
+ money I had about me, but also of the knife. It was the
+lawyer's<br>
+ opinion (as it was mine) that the thieves were among the<br>
+ disreputable acquaintances formed by my wife, and that they,
+had<br>
+ attacked me at her instigation. To confirm this view I received
+a<br>
+ letter the next day, without date or address, written in
+Alicia's<br>
+ hand. The first line informed me that the knife was back again
+in<br>
+ her possession. The second line reminded me of the day when
+I<br>
+ struck her. The third line warned me that she would wash out
+the<br>
+ stain of that blow in my blood, and repeated the words, "I shall
+do<br>
+ it with the knife!"</p>
+
+<p>These things happened a year ago. The law laid hands on the
+men<br>
+ who had robbed me; but from that time to this, the law has
+failed<br>
+ completely to find a trace of my wife.</p>
+
+<p>My story is told. When I had paid the creditors and paid the
+legal<br>
+ expenses, I had barely five pounds left out of the sale of
+my<br>
+ house; and I had the world to begin over again. Some months
+since--<br>
+ drifting here and there--I found my way to Underbridge. The<br>
+ landlord of the inn had known something of my father's family
+in<br>
+ times past. He gave me (all he had to give) my food, and
+shelter<br>
+ in the yard. Except on market days, there is nothing to do.
+In<br>
+ the coming winter the inn is to be shut up, and I shall have
+to<br>
+ shift for myself. My old master would help me if I applied to
+him--<br>
+ but I don't like to apply: he has done more for me already than
+I<br>
+ deserve. Besides, in another year who knows but my troubles
+may<br>
+ all be at an end? Next winter will bring me nigh to my next<br>
+ birthday, and my next birthday may be the day of my death.
+Yes!<br>
+ it's true I sat up all last night; and I heard two in the
+morning<br>
+ strike: and nothing happened. Still, allowing for that, the
+time<br>
+ to come is a time I don't trust. My wife has got the
+knife--my<br>
+ wife is looking for me. I am above superstition, mind! I
+don't<br>
+ say I believe in dreams; I only say, Alicia Warlock is looking
+for<br>
+ me. It is possible I may be wrong. It is possible I may be
+right.<br>
+ Who can tell?</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>THE THIRD NARRATIVE</h2>
+
+<h3>THE STORY CONTINUED BY PERCY FAIRBANK</h3>
+
+<h3><br>
+ XIV</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ We took leave of Francis Raven at the door of Farleigh Hall,
+with<br>
+ the understanding that he might expect to hear from us
+again.</p>
+
+<p>The same night Mrs. Fairbank and I had a discussion in the<br>
+ sanctuary of our own room. The topic was "The Hostler's
+Story";<br>
+ and the question in dispute between us turned on the measure
+of<br>
+ charitable duty that we owed to the hostler himself.</p>
+
+<p>The view I took of the man's narrative was of the purely
+matter-of-<br>
+ fact kind. Francis Raven had, in my opinion, brooded over
+the<br>
+ misty connection between his strange dream and his vile wife,
+until<br>
+ his mind was in a state of partial delusion on that subject. I
+was<br>
+ quite willing to help him with a trifle of money, and to
+recommend<br>
+ him to the kindness of my lawyer, if he was really in any
+danger<br>
+ and wanted advice. There my idea of my duty toward this
+afflicted<br>
+ person began and ended.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Confronted with this sensible view of the matter, Mrs.
+Fairbank's<br>
+ romantic temperament rushed, as usual, into extremes. "I should
+no<br>
+ more think of losing sight of Francis Raven when his next
+birthday<br>
+ comes round," says my wife, "than I should think of laying down
+a<br>
+ good story with the last chapters unread. I am positively<br>
+ determined, Percy, to take him back with us when we return
+to<br>
+ France, in the capacity of groom. What does one man more or
+less<br>
+ among the horses matter to people as rich as we are?" In
+this<br>
+ strain the partner of my joys and sorrows ran on, perfectly<br>
+ impenetrable to everything that I could say on the side of
+common<br>
+ sense. Need I tell my married brethren how it ended? Of course
+I<br>
+ allowed my wife to irritate me, and spoke to her sharply.</p>
+
+<p>Of course my wife turned her face away indignantly on the
+conjugal<br>
+ pillow, and burst into tears. Of course upon that, "Mr." made
+his<br>
+ excuses, and "Mrs." had her own way.</p>
+
+<p>Before the week was out we rode over to Underbridge, and
+duly<br>
+ offered to Francis Raven a place in our service as
+supernumerary<br>
+ groom.</p>
+
+<p>At first the poor fellow seemed hardly able to realize his
+own<br>
+ extraordinary good fortune. Recovering himself, he expressed
+his<br>
+ gratitude modestly and becomingly. Mrs. Fairbank's ready<br>
+ sympathies overflowed, as usual, at her lips. She talked to
+him<br>
+ about our home in France, as if the worn, gray-headed hostler
+had<br>
+ been a child. "Such a dear old house, Francis; and such
+pretty<br>
+ gardens! Stables! Stables ten times as big as your stables
+here--<br>
+ quite a choice of rooms for you. You must learn the name of
+our<br>
+ house--Maison Rouge. Our nearest town is Metz. We are within
+a<br>
+ walk of the beautiful River Moselle. And when we want a change
+we<br>
+ have only to take the railway to the frontier, and find
+ourselves<br>
+ in Germany."</p>
+
+<p>Listening, so far, with a very bewildered face, Francis
+started and<br>
+ changed color when my wife reached the end of her last
+sentence.<br>
+ "Germany?" he repeated.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. Does Germany remind you of anything?"</p>
+
+<p>The hostler's eyes looked down sadly on the ground.
+"Germany<br>
+ reminds me of my wife," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed! How?"</p>
+
+<p>"She once told me she had lived in Germany--long before I knew
+her-<br>
+ -in the time when she was a young girl."</p>
+
+<p>"Was she living with relations or friends?"</p>
+
+<p>"She was living as governess in a foreign family."</p>
+
+<p>"In what part of Germany?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't remember, ma'am. I doubt if she told me."</p>
+
+<p>"Did she tell you the name of the family?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, ma'am. It was a foreign name, and it has slipped my
+memory<br>
+ long since. The head of the family was a wine grower in a
+large<br>
+ way of business--I remember that."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you hear what sort of wine he grew? There are wine
+growers in<br>
+ our neighborhood. Was it Moselle wine?"</p>
+
+<p>"I couldn't say, ma'am, I doubt if I ever heard."</p>
+
+<p>There the conversation dropped. We engaged to communicate
+with<br>
+ Francis Raven before we left England, and took our leave. I
+had<br>
+ made arrangements to pay our round of visits to English
+friends,<br>
+ and to return to Maison Rouge in the summer. On the eve of<br>
+ departure, certain difficulties in connection with the
+management<br>
+ of some landed property of mine in Ireland obliged us to alter
+our<br>
+ plans. Instead of getting back to our house in France in the<br>
+ Summer, we only returned a week or two before Christmas.
+Francis<br>
+ Raven accompanied us, and was duly established, in the
+nominal<br>
+ capacity of stable keeper, among the servants at Maison
+Rouge.</p>
+
+<p>Before long, some of the objections to taking him into our<br>
+ employment, which I had foreseen and had vainly mentioned to
+my<br>
+ wife, forced themselves on our attention in no very agreeable
+form.<br>
+ Francis Raven failed (as I had feared he would) to get on
+smoothly<br>
+ with his fellow-servants. They were all French; and not one
+of<br>
+ them understood English. Francis, on his side, was equally<br>
+ ignorant of French. His reserved manners, his melancholy<br>
+ temperament, his solitary ways--all told against him. Our
+servants<br>
+ called him "the English Bear." He grew widely known in the<br>
+ neighborhood under his nickname. Quarrels took place, ending
+once<br>
+ or twice in blows. It became plain, even to Mrs. Fairbank
+herself,<br>
+ that some wise change must be made. While we were still<br>
+ considering what the change was to be, the unfortunate hostler
+was<br>
+ thrown on our hands for some time to come by an accident in
+the<br>
+ stables. Still pursued by his proverbial ill-luck, the poor<br>
+ wretch's leg was broken by a kick from a horse.</p>
+
+<p>He was attended to by our own surgeon, in his comfortable
+bedroom<br>
+ at the stables. As the date of his birthday drew near, he
+was<br>
+ still confined to his bed.</p>
+
+<p>Physically speaking, he was doing very well. Morally speaking,
+the<br>
+ surgeon was not satisfied. Francis Raven was suffering under
+some<br>
+ mysterious mental disturbance, which interfered seriously with
+his<br>
+ rest at night. Hearing this, I thought it my duty to tell
+the<br>
+ medical attendant what was preying on the patient's mind. As
+a<br>
+ practical man, he shared my opinion that the hostler was in a
+state<br>
+ of delusion on the subject of his Wife and his Dream.
+"Curable<br>
+ delusion, in my opinion," the surgeon added, "if the
+experiment<br>
+ could be fairly tried."</p>
+
+<p>"How can it be tried?" I asked. Instead of replying, the
+surgeon<br>
+ put a question to me, on his side.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you happen to know," he said, "that this year is Leap
+Year?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mrs. Fairbank reminded me of it yesterday," I answered.<br>
+ "Otherwise I might NOT have known it."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think Francis Raven knows that this year is Leap
+Year?"</p>
+
+<p>(I began to see dimly what my friend was driving at.)</p>
+
+<p>"It depends," I answered, "on whether he has got an
+English<br>
+ almanac. Suppose he has NOT got the almanac--what then?"</p>
+
+<p>"In that case," pursued the surgeon, "Francis Raven is
+innocent of<br>
+ all suspicion that there is a twenty-ninth day in February
+this<br>
+ year. As a necessary consequence--what will he do? He will<br>
+ anticipate the appearance of the Woman with the Knife, at two
+in<br>
+ the morning of the twenty-ninth of February, instead of the
+first<br>
+ of March. Let him suffer all his superstitious terrors on
+the<br>
+ wrong day. Leave him, on the day that is really his birthday,
+to<br>
+ pass a perfectly quiet night, and to be as sound asleep as
+other<br>
+ people at two in the morning. And then, when he wakes
+comfortably<br>
+ in time for his breakfast, shame him out of his delusion by
+telling<br>
+ him the truth."</p>
+
+<p>I agreed to try the experiment. Leaving the surgeon to
+caution<br>
+ Mrs. Fairbank on the subject of Leap Year, I went to the stables
+to<br>
+ see Mr. Raven.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ XV</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ The poor fellow was full of forebodings of the fate in store
+for<br>
+ him on the ominous first of March. He eagerly entreated me
+to<br>
+ order one of the men servants to sit up with him on the
+birthday<br>
+ morning. In granting his request, I asked him to tell me on
+which<br>
+ day of the week his birthday fell. He reckoned the days on
+his<br>
+ fingers; and proved his innocence of all suspicion that it was
+Leap<br>
+ Year, by fixing on the twenty-ninth of February, in the full<br>
+ persuasion that it was the first of March. Pledged to try
+the<br>
+ surgeon's experiment, I left his error uncorrected, of course.
+In<br>
+ so doing, I took my first step blindfold toward the last act in
+the<br>
+ drama of the Hostler's Dream.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The next day brought with it a little domestic difficulty,
+which<br>
+ indirectly and strangely associated itself with the coming
+end.</p>
+
+<p>My wife received a letter, inviting us to assist in
+celebrating the<br>
+ "Silver Wedding" of two worthy German neighbors of ours--Mr.
+and<br>
+ Mrs. Beldheimer. Mr. Beldheimer was a large wine grower on
+the<br>
+ banks of the Moselle. His house was situated on the frontier
+line<br>
+ of France and Germany; and the distance from our house was<br>
+ sufficiently considerable to make it necessary for us to
+sleep<br>
+ under our host's roof. Under these circumstances, if we
+accepted<br>
+ the invitation, a comparison of dates showed that we should be
+away<br>
+ from home on the morning of the first of March. Mrs.
+Fairbank--<br>
+ holding to her absurd resolution to see with her own eyes
+what<br>
+ might, or might not, happen to Francis Raven on his
+birthday--<br>
+ flatly declined to leave Maison Rouge. "It's easy to send an<br>
+ excuse," she said, in her off-hand manner.</p>
+
+<p>I failed, for my part, to see any easy way out of the
+difficulty.<br>
+ The celebration of a "Silver Wedding" in Germany is the
+celebration<br>
+ of twenty-five years of happy married life; and the host's
+claim<br>
+ upon the consideration of his friends on such an occasion is<br>
+ something in the nature of a royal "command." After
+considerable<br>
+ discussion, finding my wife's obstinacy invincible, and
+feeling<br>
+ that the absence of both of us from the festival would
+certainly<br>
+ offend our friends, I left Mrs. Fairbank to make her excuses
+for<br>
+ herself, and directed her to accept the invitation so far as I
+was<br>
+ concerned. In so doing, I took my second step, blindfold,
+toward<br>
+ the last act in the drama of the Hostler's Dream.</p>
+
+<p>A week elapsed; the last days of February were at hand.
+Another<br>
+ domestic difficulty happened; and, again, this event also proved
+to<br>
+ be strangely associated with the coming end.</p>
+
+<p>My head groom at the stables was one Joseph Rigobert. He was
+an<br>
+ ill-conditioned fellow, inordinately vain of his personal<br>
+ appearance, and by no means scrupulous in his conduct with
+women.<br>
+ His one virtue consisted of his fondness for horses, and in
+the<br>
+ care he took of the animals under his charge. In a word, he
+was<br>
+ too good a groom to be easily replaced, or he would have quitted
+my<br>
+ service long since. On the occasion of which I am now writing,
+he<br>
+ was reported to me by my steward as growing idle and disorderly
+in<br>
+ his habits. The principal offense alleged against him was, that
+he<br>
+ had been seen that day in the city of Metz, in the company of
+a<br>
+ woman (supposed to be an Englishwoman), whom he was entertaining
+at<br>
+ a tavern, when he ought to have been on his way back to
+Maison<br>
+ Rouge. The man's defense was that "the lady" (as he called
+her)<br>
+ was an English stranger, unacquainted with the ways of the
+place,<br>
+ and that he had only shown her where she could obtain some<br>
+ refreshments at her own request. I administered the
+necessary<br>
+ reprimand, without troubling myself to inquire further into
+the<br>
+ matter. In failing to do this, I took my third step,
+blindfold,<br>
+ toward the last act in the drama of the Hostler's Dream.</p>
+
+<p>On the evening of the twenty-eighth, I informed the servants
+at the<br>
+ stables that one of them must watch through the night by the<br>
+ Englishman's bedside. Joseph Rigobert immediately volunteered
+for<br>
+ the duty--as a means, no doubt, of winning his way back to
+my<br>
+ favor. I accepted his proposal.</p>
+
+<p>That day the surgeon dined with us. Toward midnight he and I
+left<br>
+ the smoking room, and repaired to Francis Raven's bedside.<br>
+ Rigobert was at his post, with no very agreeable expression on
+his<br>
+ face. The Frenchman and the Englishman had evidently not got
+on<br>
+ well together so far. Francis Raven lay helpless on his bed,<br>
+ waiting silently for two in the morning and the Dream Woman.</p>
+
+<p>"I have come, Francis, to bid you good night," I said,
+cheerfully.<br>
+ "To-morrow morning I shall look in at breakfast time, before
+I<br>
+ leave home on a journey."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you for all your kindness, sir. You will not see me
+alive<br>
+ to-morrow morning. She will find me this time. Mark my
+words--she<br>
+ will find me this time."</p>
+
+<p>"My good fellow! she couldn't find you in England. How in
+the<br>
+ world is she to find you in France?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's borne in on my mind, sir, that she will find me here. At
+two<br>
+ in the morning on my birthday I shall see her again, and see
+her<br>
+ for the last time."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean that she will kill you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I mean that, sir, she will kill me--with the knife."</p>
+
+<p>"And with Rigobert in the room to protect you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am a doomed man. Fifty Rigoberts couldn't protect me."</p>
+
+<p>"And you wanted somebody to sit up with you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mere weakness, sir. I don't like to be left alone on my<br>
+ deathbed."</p>
+
+<p>I looked at the surgeon. If he had encouraged me, I should<br>
+ certainly, out of sheer compassion, have confessed to Francis
+Raven<br>
+ the trick that we were playing him. The surgeon held to his<br>
+ experiment; the surgeon's face plainly said--"No."</p>
+
+<p>The next day (the twenty-ninth of February) was the day of
+the<br>
+ "Silver Wedding." The first thing in the morning, I went to<br>
+ Francis Raven's room. Rigobert met me at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"How has he passed the night?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Saying his prayers, and looking for ghosts," Rigobert
+answered.<br>
+ "A lunatic asylum is the only proper place for him."</p>
+
+<p>I approached the bedside. "Well, Francis, here you are, safe
+and<br>
+ sound, in spite of what you said to me last night."</p>
+
+<p>His eyes rested on mine with a vacant, wondering look.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't understand it," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you see anything of your wife when the clock struck
+two?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Did anything happen?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing happened, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Doesn't THIS satisfy you that you were wrong?"</p>
+
+<p>His eyes still kept their vacant, wondering look. He only
+repeated<br>
+ the words he had spoken already: "I don't understand it."</p>
+
+<p>I made a last attempt to cheer him. "Come, come, Francis! keep
+a<br>
+ good heart. You will be out of bed in a fortnight."</p>
+
+<p>He shook his head on the pillow. "There's something wrong,"
+he<br>
+ said. "I don't expect you to believe me, sir. I only say
+there's<br>
+ something wrong--and time will show it."</p>
+
+<p>I left the room. Half an hour later I started for Mr.
+Beldheimer's<br>
+ house; leaving the arrangements for the morning of the first
+of<br>
+ March in the hands of the doctor and my wife.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ XVI</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ The one thing which principally struck me when I joined the
+guests<br>
+ at the "Silver Wedding" is also the one thing which it is
+necessary<br>
+ to mention here. On this joyful occasion a noticeable lady
+present<br>
+ was out of spirits. That lady was no other than the heroine of
+the<br>
+ festival, the mistress of the house!</p>
+
+<p>In the course of the evening I spoke to Mr. Beldheimer's
+eldest son<br>
+ on the subject of his mother. As an old friend of the family,
+I<br>
+ had a claim on his confidence which the young man willingly<br>
+ recognized.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "We have had a very disagreeable matter to deal with," he
+said;<br>
+ "and my mother has not recovered the painful impression left on
+her<br>
+ mind. Many years since, when my sisters were children, we had
+an<br>
+ English governess in the house. She left us, as we then<br>
+ understood, to be married. We heard no more of her until a week
+or<br>
+ ten days since, when my mother received a letter, in which our
+ex-<br>
+ governess described herself as being in a condition of great<br>
+ poverty and distress. After much hesitation she had
+ventured--at<br>
+ the suggestion of a lady who had been kind to her--to write to
+her<br>
+ former employers, and to appeal to their remembrance of old
+times.<br>
+ You know my mother she is not only the most kind-headed, but
+the<br>
+ most innocent of women--it is impossible to persuade her of
+the<br>
+ wickedness that there is in the world. She replied by return
+of<br>
+ post, inviting the governess to come here and see her, and<br>
+ inclosing the money for her traveling expenses. When my
+father<br>
+ came home, and heard what had been done, he wrote at once to
+his<br>
+ agent in London to make inquiries, inclosing the address on
+the<br>
+ governess' letter. Before he could receive the agent's reply
+the<br>
+ governess arrived. She produced the worst possible impression
+on<br>
+ his mind. The agent's letter, arriving a few days later,
+confirmed<br>
+ his suspicions. Since we had lost sight of her, the woman had
+led<br>
+ a most disreputable life. My father spoke to her privately:
+he<br>
+ offered--on condition of her leaving the house--a sum of money
+to<br>
+ take her back to England. If she refused, the alternative would
+be<br>
+ an appeal to the authorities and a public scandal. She
+accepted<br>
+ the money, and left the house. On her way back to England
+she<br>
+ appears to have stopped at Metz. You will understand what sort
+of<br>
+ woman she is when I tell you that she was seen the other day in
+a<br>
+ tavern with your handsome groom, Joseph Rigobert."</p>
+
+<p>While my informant was relating these circumstances, my memory
+was<br>
+ at work. I recalled what Francis Raven had vaguely told us of
+his<br>
+ wife's experience in former days as governess in a German
+family.<br>
+ A suspicion of the truth suddenly flashed across my mind.
+"What<br>
+ was the woman's name?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Beldheimer's son answered: "Alicia Warlock."</p>
+
+<p>I had but one idea when I heard that reply--to get back to my
+house<br>
+ without a moment's needless delay. It was then ten o'clock
+at<br>
+ night--the last train to Metz had left long since. I arranged
+with<br>
+ my young friend--after duly informing him of the
+circumstances--<br>
+ that I should go by the first train in the morning, instead
+of<br>
+ staying to breakfast with the other guests who slept in the
+house.</p>
+
+<p>At intervals during the night I wondered uneasily how things
+were<br>
+ going on at Maison Rouge. Again and again the same question<br>
+ occurred to me, on my journey home in the early morning--the<br>
+ morning of the first of March. As the event proved, but one
+person<br>
+ in my house knew what really happened at the stables on
+Francis<br>
+ Raven's birthday. Let Joseph Rigobert take my place as
+narrator,<br>
+ and tell the story of the end to You--as he told it, in times
+past,<br>
+ to his lawyer and to Me.</p>
+
+<h2><br>
+ FOURTH (AND LAST) NARRATIVE</h2>
+
+<h3>STATEMENT OF JOSEPH RIGOBERT: ADDRESSED TO THE ADVOCATE
+WHO<br>
+ DEFENDED HIM AT HIS TRIAL</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ RESPECTED SIR,--On the twenty-seventh of February I was sent,
+on<br>
+ business connected with the stables at Maison Rouge, to the city
+of<br>
+ Metz. On the public promenade I met a magnificent woman.<br>
+ Complexion, blond. Nationality, English. We mutually admired
+each<br>
+ other; we fell into conversation. (She spoke French
+perfectly--<br>
+ with the English accent.) I offered refreshment; my proposal
+was<br>
+ accepted. We had a long and interesting interview--we
+discovered<br>
+ that we were made for each other. So far, Who is to blame?</p>
+
+<p>Is it my fault that I am a handsome man--universally agreeable
+as<br>
+ such to the fair sex? Is it a criminal offense to be accessible
+to<br>
+ the amiable weakness of love? I ask again, Who is to blame?<br>
+ Clearly, nature. Not the beautiful lady--not my humble self.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ To resume. The most hard-hearted person living will
+understand<br>
+ that two beings made for each other could not possibly part
+without<br>
+ an appointment to meet again.</p>
+
+<p>I made arrangements for the accommodation of the lady in
+the<br>
+ village near Maison Rouge. She consented to honor me with
+her<br>
+ company at supper, in my apartment at the stables, on the night
+of<br>
+ the twenty-ninth. The time fixed on was the time when the
+other<br>
+ servants were accustomed to retire--eleven o'clock.</p>
+
+<p>Among the grooms attached to the stables was an Englishman,
+laid up<br>
+ with a broken leg. His name was Francis. His manners were<br>
+ repulsive; he was ignorant of the French language. In the
+kitchen<br>
+ he went by the nickname of the "English Bear." Strange to say,
+he<br>
+ was a great favorite with my master and my mistress. They
+even<br>
+ humored certain superstitious terrors to which this
+repulsive<br>
+ person was subject--terrors into the nature of which I, as
+an<br>
+ advanced freethinker, never thought it worth my while to
+inquire.</p>
+
+<p>On the evening of the twenty-eighth the Englishman, being a
+prey to<br>
+ the terrors which I have mentioned, requested that one of
+his<br>
+ fellow-servants might sit up with him for that night only.
+The<br>
+ wish that he expressed was backed by Mr. Fairbank's
+authority.<br>
+ Having already incurred my master's displeasure--in what way,
+a<br>
+ proper sense of my own dignity forbids me to relate--I
+volunteered<br>
+ to watch by the bedside of the English Bear. My object was
+to<br>
+ satisfy Mr. Fairbank that I bore no malice, on my side, after
+what<br>
+ had occurred between us. The wretched Englishman passed a night
+of<br>
+ delirium. Not understanding his barbarous language, I could
+only<br>
+ gather from his gesture that he was in deadly fear of some
+fancied<br>
+ apparition at his bedside. From time to time, when this
+madman<br>
+ disturbed my slumbers, I quieted him by swearing at him. This
+is<br>
+ the shortest and best way of dealing with persons in his
+condition.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the twenty-ninth, Mr. Fairbank left us on
+a<br>
+ journey. Later in the day, to my unspeakable disgust, I found
+that<br>
+ I had not done with the Englishman yet. In Mr. Fairbank's
+absence,<br>
+ Mrs. Fairbank took an incomprehensible interest in the question
+of<br>
+ my delirious fellow-servant's repose at night. Again, one or
+the<br>
+ other of us was to watch at his bedside, and report it, if
+anything<br>
+ happened. Expecting my fair friend to supper, it was necessary
+to<br>
+ make sure that the other servants at the stables would be safe
+in<br>
+ their beds that night. Accordingly, I volunteered once more to
+be<br>
+ the man who kept watch. Mrs. Fairbank complimented me on my<br>
+ humanity. I possess great command over my feelings. I
+accepted<br>
+ the compliment without a blush.</p>
+
+<p>Twice, after nightfall, my mistress and the doctor (the
+last<br>
+ staying in the house in Mr. Fairbank's absence) came to make<br>
+ inquiries. Once BEFORE the arrival of my fair friend--and
+once<br>
+ AFTER. On the second occasion (my apartment being next door to
+the<br>
+ Englishman's) I was obliged to hide my charming guest in the<br>
+ harness room. She consented, with angelic resignation, to
+immolate<br>
+ her dignity to the servile necessities of my position. A
+more<br>
+ amiable woman (so far) I never met with!</p>
+
+<p>After the second visit I was left free. It was then close
+on<br>
+ midnight. Up to that time there was nothing in the behavior of
+the<br>
+ mad Englishman to reward Mrs. Fairbank and the doctor for<br>
+ presenting themselves at his bedside. He lay half awake,
+half<br>
+ asleep, with an odd wondering kind of look in his face. My<br>
+ mistress at parting warned me to be particularly watchful of
+him<br>
+ toward two in the morning. The doctor (in case anything
+happened)<br>
+ left me a large hand bell to ring, which could easily be heard
+at<br>
+ the house.</p>
+
+<p>Restored to the society of my fair friend, I spread the
+supper<br>
+ table. A pate, a sausage, and a few bottles of generous
+Moselle<br>
+ wine, composed our simple meal. When persons adore each other,
+the<br>
+ intoxicating illusion of Love transforms the simplest meal into
+a<br>
+ banquet. With immeasurable capacities for enjoyment, we sat
+down<br>
+ to table. At the very moment when I placed my fascinating<br>
+ companion in a chair, the infamous Englishman in the next room
+took<br>
+ that occasion, of all others, to become restless and noisy
+once<br>
+ more. He struck with his stick on the floor; he cried out, in
+a<br>
+ delirious access of terror, "Rigobert! Rigobert!"</p>
+
+<p>The sound of that lamentable voice, suddenly assailing our
+ears,<br>
+ terrified my fair friend. She lost all her charming color in
+an<br>
+ instant. "Good heavens!" she exclaimed. "Who is that in the
+next<br>
+ room?"</p>
+
+<p>"A mad Englishman."</p>
+
+<p>"An Englishman?"</p>
+
+<p>"Compose yourself, my angel. I will quiet him." The
+lamentable<br>
+ voice called out on me again, "Rigobert! Rigobert!"</p>
+
+<p>My fair friend caught me by the arm. "Who is he?" she
+cried.<br>
+ "What is his name?"</p>
+
+<p>Something in her face struck me as she put that question. A
+spasm<br>
+ of jealousy shook me to the soul. "You know him?" I said.</p>
+
+<p>"His name!" she vehemently repeated; "his name!"</p>
+
+<p>"Francis," I answered.</p>
+
+<p>"Francis--WHAT?"</p>
+
+<p>I shrugged my shoulders. I could neither remember nor
+pronounce<br>
+ the barbarous English surname. I could only tell her it began
+with<br>
+ an "R."</p>
+
+<p>She dropped back into the chair. Was she going to faint? No:
+she<br>
+ recovered, and more than recovered, her lost color. Her eyes<br>
+ flashed superbly. What did it mean? Profoundly as I
+understand<br>
+ women in general, I was puzzled by THIS woman!</p>
+
+<p>"You know him?" I repeated.</p>
+
+<p>She laughed at me. "What nonsense! How should I know him? Go
+and<br>
+ quiet the wretch."</p>
+
+<p>My looking-glass was near. One glance at it satisfied me that
+no<br>
+ woman in her senses could prefer the Englishman to Me. I
+recovered<br>
+ my self-respect. I hastened to the Englishman's bedside.</p>
+
+<p>The moment I appeared he pointed eagerly toward my room.
+He<br>
+ overwhelmed me with a torrent of words in his own language. I
+made<br>
+ out, from his gestures and his looks, that he had, in some<br>
+ incomprehensible manner, discovered the presence of my guest;
+and,<br>
+ stranger still, that he was scared by the idea of a person in
+my<br>
+ room. I endeavored to compose him on the system which I have<br>
+ already mentioned--that is to say, I swore at him in MY
+language.<br>
+ The result not proving satisfactory, I own I shook my fist in
+his<br>
+ face, and left the bedchamber.</p>
+
+<p>Returning to my fair friend, I found her walking backward
+and<br>
+ forward in a state of excitement wonderful to behold. She had
+not<br>
+ waited for me to fill her glass--she had begun the generous
+Moselle<br>
+ in my absence. I prevailed on her with difficulty to place
+herself<br>
+ at the table. Nothing would induce her to eat. "My appetite
+is<br>
+ gone," she said. "Give me wine."</p>
+
+<p>The generous Moselle deserves its name--delicate on the
+palate,<br>
+ with prodigious "body." The strength of this fine wine produced
+no<br>
+ stupefying effect on my remarkable guest. It appeared to<br>
+ strengthen and exhilarate her--nothing more. She always spoke
+in<br>
+ the same low tone, and always, turn the conversation as I
+might,<br>
+ brought it back with the same dexterity to the subject of
+the<br>
+ Englishman in the next room. In any other woman this
+persistency<br>
+ would have offended me. My lovely guest was irresistible; I<br>
+ answered her questions with the docility of a child. She
+possessed<br>
+ all the amusing eccentricity of her nation. When I told her of
+the<br>
+ accident which confined the Englishman to his bed, she sprang
+to<br>
+ her feet. An extraordinary smile irradiated her countenance.
+She<br>
+ said, "Show me the horse who broke the Englishman's leg! I
+must<br>
+ see that horse!" I took her to the stables. She kissed the
+horse-<br>
+ -on my word of honor, she kissed the horse! That struck me.
+I<br>
+ said. "You DO know the man; and he has wronged you in some
+way."<br>
+ No! she would not admit it, even then. "I kiss all beautiful<br>
+ animals," she said. "Haven't I kissed YOU?" With that
+charming<br>
+ explanation of her conduct, she ran back up the stairs. I
+only<br>
+ remained behind to lock the stable door again. When I
+rejoined<br>
+ her, I made a startling discovery. I caught her coming out of
+the<br>
+ Englishman's room.</p>
+
+<p>"I was just going downstairs again to call you," she said.
+"The<br>
+ man in there is getting noisy once more."</p>
+
+<p>The mad Englishman's voice assailed our ears once again.<br>
+ "Rigobert! Rigobert!"</p>
+
+<p>He was a frightful object to look at when I saw him this time.
+His<br>
+ eyes were staring wildly; the perspiration was pouring over
+his<br>
+ face. In a panic of terror he clasped his hands; he pointed up
+to<br>
+ heaven. By every sign and gesture that a man can make, he<br>
+ entreated me not to leave him again. I really could not help<br>
+ smiling. The idea of my staying with HIM, and leaving my
+fair<br>
+ friend by herself in the next room!</p>
+
+<p>I turned to the door. When the mad wretch saw me leaving him
+he<br>
+ burst out into a screech of despair--so shrill that I feared
+it<br>
+ might awaken the sleeping servants.</p>
+
+<p>My presence of mind in emergencies is proverbial among those
+who<br>
+ know me. I tore open the cupboard in which he kept his
+linen--<br>
+ seized a handful of his handkerchief's--gagged him with one
+of<br>
+ them, and secured his hands with the others. There was now
+no<br>
+ danger of his alarming the servants. After tying the last knot,
+I<br>
+ looked up.</p>
+
+<p>The door between the Englishman's room and mine was open. My
+fair<br>
+ friend was standing on the threshold--watching HIM as he lay<br>
+ helpless on the bed; watching ME as I tied the last knot.</p>
+
+<p>"What are you doing there?" I asked. "Why did you open the
+door?"</p>
+
+<p>She stepped up to me, and whispered her answer in my ear, with
+her<br>
+ eyes all the time upon the man on the bed:</p>
+
+<p>"I heard him scream."</p>
+
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you had killed him."</p>
+
+<p>I drew back from her in horror. The suspicion of me which
+her<br>
+ words implied was sufficiently detestable in itself. But her<br>
+ manner when she uttered the words was more revolting still. It
+so<br>
+ powerfully affected me that I started back from that
+beautiful<br>
+ creature as I might have recoiled from a reptile crawling over
+my<br>
+ flesh.</p>
+
+<p>Before I had recovered myself sufficiently to reply, my nerves
+were<br>
+ assailed by another shock. I suddenly heard my mistress's
+voice<br>
+ calling to me from the stable yard.</p>
+
+<p>There was no time to think--there was only time to act. The
+one<br>
+ thing needed was to keep Mrs. Fairbank from ascending the
+stairs,<br>
+ and discovering--not my lady guest only--but the Englishman
+also,<br>
+ gagged and bound on his bed. I instantly hurried to the yard.
+As<br>
+ I ran down the stairs I heard the stable clock strike the
+quarter<br>
+ to two in the morning.</p>
+
+<p>My mistress was eager and agitated. The doctor (in attendance
+on<br>
+ her) was smiling to himself, like a man amused at his own
+thoughts.</p>
+
+<p>"Is Francis awake or asleep?" Mrs. Fairbank inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"He has been a little restless, madam. But he is now quiet
+again.<br>
+ If he is not disturbed" (I added those words to prevent her
+from<br>
+ ascending the stairs), "he will soon fall off into a quiet
+sleep."</p>
+
+<p>"Has nothing happened since I was here last?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing, madam."</p>
+
+<p>The doctor lifted his eyebrows with a comical look of
+distress.<br>
+ "Alas, alas, Mrs. Fairbank!" he said. "Nothing has happened!
+The<br>
+ days of romance are over!"</p>
+
+<p>"It is not two o'clock yet," my mistress answered, a
+little<br>
+ irritably.</p>
+
+<p>The smell of the stables was strong on the morning air. She
+put<br>
+ her handkerchief to her nose and led the way out of the yard by
+the<br>
+ north entrance--the entrance communicating with the gardens and
+the<br>
+ house. I was ordered to follow her, along with the doctor.
+Once<br>
+ out of the smell of the stables she began to question me
+again.<br>
+ She was unwilling to believe that nothing had occurred in
+her<br>
+ absence. I invented the best answers I could think of on the
+spur<br>
+ of the moment; and the doctor stood by laughing. So the
+minutes<br>
+ passed till the clock struck two. Upon that, Mrs. Fairbank<br>
+ announced her intention of personally visiting the Englishman
+in<br>
+ his room. To my great relief, the doctor interfered to stop
+her<br>
+ from doing this.</p>
+
+<p>"You have heard that Francis is just falling asleep," he said.
+"If<br>
+ you enter his room you may disturb him. It is essential to
+the<br>
+ success of my experiment that he should have a good night's
+rest,<br>
+ and that he should own it himself, before I tell him the truth.
+I<br>
+ must request, madam, that you will not disturb the man.
+Rigobert<br>
+ will ring the alarm bell if anything happens."</p>
+
+<p>My mistress was unwilling to yield. For the next five minutes,
+at<br>
+ least, there was a warm discussion between the two. In the
+end<br>
+ Mrs. Fairbank was obliged to give way--for the time. "In half
+an<br>
+ hour," she said, "Francis will either be sound asleep, or
+awake<br>
+ again. In half an hour I shall come back." She took the
+doctor's<br>
+ arm. They returned together to the house.</p>
+
+<p>Left by myself, with half an hour before me, I resolved to
+take the<br>
+ Englishwoman back to the village--then, returning to the
+stables,<br>
+ to remove the gag and the bindings from Francis, and to let
+him<br>
+ screech to his heart's content. What would his alarming the
+whole<br>
+ establishment matter to ME after I had got rid of the
+compromising<br>
+ presence of my guest?</p>
+
+<p>Returning to the yard I heard a sound like the creaking of an
+open<br>
+ door on its hinges. The gate of the north entrance I had
+just<br>
+ closed with my own hand. I went round to the west entrance, at
+the<br>
+ back of the stables. It opened on a field crossed by two
+footpaths<br>
+ in Mr. Fairbank's grounds. The nearest footpath led to the<br>
+ village. The other led to the highroad and the river.</p>
+
+<p>Arriving at the west entrance I found the door open--swinging
+to<br>
+ and fro slowly in the fresh morning breeze. I had myself
+locked<br>
+ and bolted that door after admitting my fair friend at
+eleven<br>
+ o'clock. A vague dread of something wrong stole its way into
+my<br>
+ mind. I hurried back to the stables.</p>
+
+<p>I looked into my own room. It was empty. I went to the
+harness<br>
+ room. Not a sign of the woman was there. I returned to my
+room,<br>
+ and approached the door of the Englishman's bedchamber. Was
+it<br>
+ possible that she had remained there during my absence? An<br>
+ unaccountable reluctance to open the door made me hesitate, with
+my<br>
+ hand on the lock. I listened. There was not a sound inside.
+I<br>
+ called softly. There was no answer. I drew back a step,
+still<br>
+ hesitating. I noticed something dark moving slowly in the
+crevice<br>
+ between the bottom of the door and the boarded floor. Snatching
+up<br>
+ the candle from the table, I held it low, and looked. The
+dark,<br>
+ slowly moving object was a stream of blood!</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ That horrid sight roused me. I opened the door. The
+Englishman<br>
+ lay on his bed--alone in the room. He was stabbed in two
+places--<br>
+ in the throat and in the heart. The weapon was left in the
+second<br>
+ wound. It was a knife of English manufacture, with a handle
+of<br>
+ buckhorn as good as new.</p>
+
+<p>I instantly gave the alarm. Witnesses can speak to what
+followed.<br>
+ It is monstrous to suppose that I am guilty of the murder. I
+admit<br>
+ that I am capable of committing follies: but I shrink from the
+bare<br>
+ idea of a crime. Besides, I had no motive for killing the
+man.<br>
+ The woman murdered him in my absence. The woman escaped by
+the<br>
+ west entrance while I was talking to my mistress. I have no
+more<br>
+ to say. I swear to you what I have here written is a true<br>
+ statement of all that happened on the morning of the first
+of<br>
+ March.</p>
+
+<p>Accept, sir, the assurance of my sentiments of profound
+gratitude<br>
+ and respect.</p>
+
+<p>JOSEPH RIGOBERT.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2><br>
+ LAST LINES--ADDED BY PERCY FAIRBANK</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ Tried for the murder of Francis Raven, Joseph Rigobert was
+found<br>
+ Not Guilty; the papers of the assassinated man presented
+ample<br>
+ evidence of the deadly animosity felt toward him by his
+wife.</p>
+
+<p>The investigations pursued on the morning when the crime
+was<br>
+ committed showed that the murderess, after leaving the stable,
+had<br>
+ taken the footpath which led to the river. The river was
+dragged--<br>
+ without result. It remains doubtful to this day whether she
+died<br>
+ by drowning or not. The one thing certain is--that Alicia
+Warlock<br>
+ was never seen again.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ So--beginning in mystery, ending in mystery--the Dream Woman
+passes<br>
+ from your view. Ghost; demon; or living human creature--say
+for<br>
+ yourselves which she is. Or, knowing what unfathomed wonders
+are<br>
+ around you, what unfathomed wonders are IN you, let the wise
+words<br>
+ of the greatest of all poets be explanation enough:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p><br>
+ "We are such stuff<br>
+ As dreams are made of, and our little life<br>
+ Is rounded with a sleep."</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>Anonymous</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>The Lost Duchess</h2>
+
+<h3><br>
+ I</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Has the duchess returned?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, your grace."</p>
+
+<p>Knowles came farther into the room. He had a letter on a
+salver.<br>
+ When the duke had taken it, Knowles still lingered. The duke<br>
+ glanced at him.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Is an answer required?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, your grace." Still Knowles lingered. "Something a
+little<br>
+ singular has happened. The carriage has returned without the<br>
+ duchess, and the men say that they thought her grace was in
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hardly understand myself, your grace. Perhaps you would
+like to<br>
+ see Barnes."</p>
+
+<p>Barnes was the coachman.</p>
+
+<p>"Send him up." When Knowles had gone, and he was alone, his
+grace<br>
+ showed signs of being slightly annoyed. He looked at his
+watch.<br>
+ "I told her she'd better be in by four. She says that she's
+not<br>
+ feeling well, and yet one would think that she was not aware of
+the<br>
+ fatigue entailed in having the prince come to dinner, and a mob
+of<br>
+ people to follow. I particularly wished her to lie down for
+a<br>
+ couple of hours."</p>
+
+<p>Knowles ushered in not only Barnes, the coachman, but Moysey,
+the<br>
+ footman, too. Both these persons seemed to be ill at ease.
+The<br>
+ duke glanced at them sharply. In his voice there was a
+suggestion<br>
+ of impatience.</p>
+
+<p>"What is the matter?"</p>
+
+<p>Barnes explained as best he could.</p>
+
+<p>"If you please, your grace, we waited for the duchess outside
+Cane<br>
+ and Wilson's, the drapers. The duchess came out, got into
+the<br>
+ carriage, and Moysey shut the door, and her grace said, 'Home!'
+and<br>
+ yet when we got home she wasn't there."</p>
+
+<p>"She wasn't where?"</p>
+
+<p>"Her grace wasn't in the carriage, your grace."</p>
+
+<p>"What on earth do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Her grace did get into the carriage; you shut the door,
+didn't<br>
+ you?"</p>
+
+<p>Barnes turned to Moysey. Moysey brought his hand up to his
+brow in<br>
+ a sort of military salute--he had been a soldier in the regiment
+in<br>
+ which, once upon a time, the duke had been a subaltern.</p>
+
+<p>"She did. The duchess came out of the shop. She seemed rather
+in<br>
+ a hurry, I thought. She got into the carriage, and she said,<br>
+ 'Home, Moysey!' I shut the door, and Barnes drove straight
+home.<br>
+ We never stopped anywhere, and we never noticed nothing happen
+on<br>
+ the way; and yet when we got home the carriage was empty."</p>
+
+<p>The duke started.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean to tell me that the duchess got out of the
+carriage<br>
+ while you were driving full pelt through the streets without
+saying<br>
+ anything to you, and without you noticing it?"</p>
+
+<p>"The carriage was empty when we got home, your grace."</p>
+
+<p>"Was either of the doors open?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, your grace."</p>
+
+<p>"You fellows have been up to some infernal mischief. You have
+made<br>
+ a mess of it. You never picked up the duchess, and you're
+trying<br>
+ to palm this tale off on me to save yourselves."</p>
+
+<p>Barnes was moved to adjuration:</p>
+
+<p>"I'll take my Bible oath, your grace, that the duchess got
+into the<br>
+ carriage outside Cane and Wilson's."</p>
+
+<p>Moysey seconded his colleague.</p>
+
+<p>"I will swear to that, your grace. She got into that carriage,
+and<br>
+ I shut the door, and she said, 'Home, Moysey!'"</p>
+
+<p>The duke looked as if he did not know what to make of the
+story and<br>
+ its tellers.</p>
+
+<p>"What carriage did you have?"</p>
+
+<p>"Her grace's brougham, your grace."</p>
+
+<p>Knowles interposed:</p>
+
+<p>"The brougham was ordered because I understood that the
+duchess was<br>
+ not feeling very well, and there's rather a high wind, your
+grace."</p>
+
+<p>The duke snapped at him:</p>
+
+<p>"What has that to do with it? Are you suggesting that the
+duchess<br>
+ was more likely to jump out of a brougham while it was
+dashing<br>
+ through the streets than out of any other kind of vehicle?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke's glance fell on the letter which Knowles had brought
+him<br>
+ when he first had entered. He had placed it on his writing
+table.<br>
+ Now he took it up. It was, addressed:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "To His Grace the Duke of Datchet.</p>
+
+<p>Private!</p>
+
+<p>VERY PRESSING! ! !"</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The name was written in a fine, clear, almost feminine hand.
+The<br>
+ words in the left-hand corner of the envelope were written in
+a<br>
+ different hand. They were large and bold; almost as though
+they<br>
+ had been painted with the end of the penholder instead of
+being<br>
+ written with the pen. The envelope itself was of an unusual
+size,<br>
+ and bulged out as though it contained something else besides
+a<br>
+ letter.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The duke tore the envelope open. As he did so something fell
+out<br>
+ of it on to the writing table. It looked as though it was a
+lock<br>
+ of a woman's hair. As he glanced at it the duke seemed to be
+a<br>
+ trifle startled. The duke read the letter:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Your grace will be so good as to bring five hundred pounds in
+gold<br>
+ to the Piccadilly end of the Burlington Arcade within an hour
+of<br>
+ the receipt of this. The Duchess of Datchet has been kidnaped.
+An<br>
+ imitation duchess got into the carriage, which was waiting
+outside<br>
+ Cane and Wilson's, and she alighted on the road. Unless your
+grace<br>
+ does as you are requested, the Duchess of Datchet's
+left-hand<br>
+ little finger will be at once cut off, and sent home in time
+to<br>
+ receive the prince to dinner. Other portions of her grace
+will<br>
+ follow. A lock of her grace's hair is inclosed with this as
+an<br>
+ earnest of our good intentions.</p>
+
+<p>"BEFORE 5:30 P.M. your grace is requested to be at the
+Piccadilly<br>
+ end of the Burlington Arcade with five hundred pounds in gold.
+You<br>
+ will there be accosted by an individual in a white top hat,
+and<br>
+ with a gardenia in his buttonhole. You will be entirely at
+liberty<br>
+ to give him into custody, or to have him followed by the police,
+in<br>
+ which case the duchess's left arm, cut off at the shoulder, will
+be<br>
+ sent home for dinner--not to mention other extremely
+possible<br>
+ contingencies. But you are ADVISED to give the individual in<br>
+ question the five hundred pounds in gold, because in that case
+the<br>
+ duchess herself will he home in time to receive the prince
+to<br>
+ dinner, and with one of the best stories with which to
+entertain<br>
+ your distinguished guests they ever heard.</p>
+
+<p>"Remember! NOT LATER THAN 5:30, unless you wish to receive
+her<br>
+ grace's little finger."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The duke stared at this amazing epistle when he had read it
+as<br>
+ though he found it difficult to believe the evidence of his
+eyes.<br>
+ He was not a demonstrative person, as a rule, but this
+little<br>
+ communication astonished even him. He read it again. Then
+his<br>
+ hands dropped to his sides, and he swore.</p>
+
+<p>He took up the lock of hair which had fallen out of the
+envelope.<br>
+ Was it possible that it could be his wife's, the duchess? Was
+it<br>
+ possible that a Duchess of Datchet could be kidnaped, in
+broad<br>
+ daylight, in the heart of London, and be sent home, as it were,
+in<br>
+ pieces? Had sacrilegious hands already been playing pranks
+with<br>
+ that great lady's hair? Certainly, THAT hair was so like HER
+hair<br>
+ that the mere resemblance made his grace's blood run cold.
+He<br>
+ turned on Messrs. Barnes and Moysey as though he would have
+liked<br>
+ to rend them.</p>
+
+<p>"You scoundrels!"</p>
+
+<p>He moved forward as though the intention had entered his
+ducal<br>
+ heart to knock his servants down. But, if that were so, he did
+not<br>
+ act quite up to his intention. Instead, he stretched out his
+arm,<br>
+ pointing at them as if he were an accusing spirit:</p>
+
+<p>"Will you swear that it was the duchess who got into the
+carriage<br>
+ outside Cane and Wilson's?"</p>
+
+<p>Barnes began to stammer:</p>
+
+<p>"I'll swear, your grace, that I--I thought--"</p>
+
+<p>The duke stormed an interruption:</p>
+
+<p>"I don't ask what you thought. I ask you, will you swear it
+was?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke's anger was more than Barnes could face. He was
+silent.<br>
+ Moysey showed a larger courage.</p>
+
+<p>"I could have sworn that it was at the time, your grace. But
+now<br>
+ it seems to me that it's a rummy go."</p>
+
+<p>"A rummy go!" The peculiarity of the phrase did not seem to
+strike<br>
+ the duke just then--at least, he echoed it as if it didn't.
+"You<br>
+ call it a rummy go! Do you know that I am told in this letter
+that<br>
+ the woman who entered the carriage was not the duchess? What
+you<br>
+ were thinking about, or what case you will be able to make out
+for<br>
+ yourselves, you know better than I; but I can tell you
+this--that<br>
+ in an hour you will leave my service, and you may esteem
+yourselves<br>
+ fortunate if, to-night, you are not both of you sleeping in
+jail."</p>
+
+<p>One might almost have suspected that the words were spoken
+in<br>
+ irony. But before they could answer, another servant entered,
+who<br>
+ also brought a letter for the duke. When his grace's glance
+fell<br>
+ on it he uttered an exclamation. The writing on the envelope
+was<br>
+ the same writing that had been on the envelope which had
+contained<br>
+ the very singular communication--like it in all respects, down
+to<br>
+ the broomstick-end thickness of the "Private!" and "Very<br>
+ pressing!!!" in the corner.</p>
+
+<p>"Who brought this?" stormed the duke.</p>
+
+<p>The servant appeared to be a little startled by the violence
+of his<br>
+ grace's manner.</p>
+
+<p>"A lady--or, at least, your grace, she seemed to be a
+lady."</p>
+
+<p>"Where is she?"</p>
+
+<p>"She came in a hansom, your grace. She gave me that letter,
+and<br>
+ said, 'Give that to the Duke of Datchet at once--without a
+moment's<br>
+ delay!' Then she got into the hansom again, and drove away."</p>
+
+<p>"Why didn't you stop her?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your grace!"</p>
+
+<p>The man seemed surprised, as though the idea of stopping
+chance<br>
+ visitors to the ducal mansion vi et armis had not, until
+that<br>
+ moment, entered into his philosophy. The duke continued to
+regard<br>
+ the man as if he could say a good deal, if he chose. Then he<br>
+ pointed to the door. His lips said nothing, but his gesture
+much.<br>
+ The servant vanished.</p>
+
+<p>"Another hoax!" the duke said grimly, as he tore the envelope
+open.</p>
+
+<p>This time the envelope contained a sheet of paper, and in the
+sheet<br>
+ of paper another envelope. The duke unfolded the sheet of
+paper.<br>
+ On it some words were written. These:</p>
+
+<p>"The duchess appears so particularly anxious to drop you a
+line,<br>
+ that one really hasn't the heart to refuse her.</p>
+
+<p>"Her grace's communication--written amidst blinding
+tears!--you<br>
+ will find inclosed with this."</p>
+
+<p>"Knowles," said the duke, in a voice which actually
+trembled,<br>
+ "Knowles, hoax or no hoax, I will be even with the gentleman
+who<br>
+ wrote that."</p>
+
+<p>Handing the sheet of paper to Mr. Knowles, his grace turned
+his<br>
+ attention to the envelope which had been inclosed. It was a
+small,<br>
+ square envelope, of the finest quality, and it reeked with
+perfume.<br>
+ The duke's countenance assumed an added frown--he had no
+fondness<br>
+ for envelopes which were scented. In the center of the
+envelope<br>
+ were the words, "To the Duke of Datchet," written in the big,
+bold,<br>
+ sprawling hand which he knew so well.</p>
+
+<p>"Mabel's writing," he said, half to himself, as, with
+shaking<br>
+ fingers, he tore the envelope open.</p>
+
+<p>The sheet of paper which he took out was almost as stiff
+as<br>
+ cardboard. It, too, emitted what his grace deemed the
+nauseous<br>
+ odors of the perfumer's shop. On it was written this letter:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "MY DEAR HEREWARD--For Heaven's sake do what these people
+require!<br>
+ I don't know what has happened or where I am, but I am
+nearly<br>
+ distracted! They have already cut off some of my hair, and
+they<br>
+ tell me that, if you don't let them have five hundred pounds
+in<br>
+ gold by half-past five, they will cut off my little finger too.
+I<br>
+ would sooner die than lose my little finger--and--I don't know
+what<br>
+ else besides.</p>
+
+<p>"By the token which I send you, and which has never, until
+now,<br>
+ been off my breast, I conjure you to help me.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward--HELP ME!"</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ When he read that letter the duke turned white--very white,
+as<br>
+ white as the paper on which it was written. He passed the
+epistle<br>
+ on to Knowles.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose that also is a hoax?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Knowles was silent. He still yielded to his
+constitutional<br>
+ disrelish to commit himself. At last he asked:</p>
+
+<p>"What is it that your grace proposes to do?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke spoke with a bitterness which almost suggested a
+personal<br>
+ animosity toward the inoffensive Mr. Knowles.</p>
+
+<p>"I propose, with your permission, to release the duchess from
+the<br>
+ custody of my estimable correspondent. I propose--always with
+your<br>
+ permission--to comply with his modest request, and to take him
+his<br>
+ five hundred pounds in gold." He paused, then continued in a
+tone<br>
+ which, coming from him, meant volumes: "Afterwards, I propose
+to<br>
+ cry quits with the concocter of this pretty little hoax, even if
+it<br>
+ costs me every penny I possess. He shall pay more for that
+five<br>
+ hundred pounds than he supposes."</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ II</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ The Duke of Datchet, coming out of the bank, lingered for a
+moment<br>
+ on the steps. In one hand he carried a canvas bag which
+seemed<br>
+ well weighted. On his countenance there was an expression which
+to<br>
+ a casual observer might have suggested that his grace was
+not<br>
+ completely at his ease. That casual observer happened to
+come<br>
+ strolling by. It took the form of Ivor Dacre.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Mr. Dacre looked the Duke of Datchet up and down in that
+languid<br>
+ way he has. He perceived the canvas bag. Then he remarked,<br>
+ possibly intending to be facetious:</p>
+
+<p>"Been robbing the bank? Shall I call a cart?"</p>
+
+<p>Nobody minds what Ivor Dacre says. Besides, he is the duke's
+own<br>
+ cousin. Perhaps a little removed; still, there it is. So the
+duke<br>
+ smiled a sickly smile, as if Mr. Dacre's delicate wit had given
+him<br>
+ a passing touch of indigestion.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre noticed that the duke looked sallow, so he gave
+his<br>
+ pretty sense of humor another airing.</p>
+
+<p>"Kitchen boiler burst? When I saw the duchess just now I
+wondered<br>
+ if it had."</p>
+
+<p>His grace distinctly started. He almost dropped the canvas
+bag.</p>
+
+<p>"You saw the duchess just now, Ivor! When?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke was evidently moved. Mr. Dacre was stirred to
+languid<br>
+ curiosity. "I can't say I clocked it. Perhaps half an hour
+ago;<br>
+ perhaps a little more."</p>
+
+<p>"Half an hour ago! Are you sure? Where did you see her?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre wondered. The Duchess of Datchet could scarcely
+have<br>
+ been eloping in broad daylight. Moreover, she had not yet
+been<br>
+ married a year. Everyone knew that she and the duke were still
+as<br>
+ fond of each other as if they were not man and wife. So,
+although<br>
+ the duke, for some cause or other, was evidently in an odd state
+of<br>
+ agitation, Mr. Dacre saw no reason why he should not make a
+clean<br>
+ breast of all he knew.</p>
+
+<p>"She was going like blazes in a hansom cab."</p>
+
+<p>"In a hansom cab? Where?"</p>
+
+<p>"Down Waterloo Place."</p>
+
+<p>"Was she alone?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre reflected. He glanced at the duke out of the corners
+of<br>
+ his eyes. His languid utterance became a positive drawl.</p>
+
+<p>"I rather fancy that she wasn't."</p>
+
+<p>"Who was with her?"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear fellow, if you were to offer me the bank I couldn't
+tell<br>
+ you."</p>
+
+<p>"Was it a man?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre's drawl became still more pronounced.</p>
+
+<p>"I rather fancy that it was."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre expected something. The duke was so excited. But he
+by<br>
+ no means expected what actually came.</p>
+
+<p>"Ivor, she's been kidnaped!"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre did what he had never been known to do before within
+the<br>
+ memory of man--he dropped his eyeglass.</p>
+
+<p>"Datchet!"</p>
+
+<p>"She has! Some scoundrel has decoyed her away, and trapped
+her.<br>
+ He's already sent me a lock of her hair, and he tells me that if
+I<br>
+ don't let him have five hundred pounds in gold by half-past
+five<br>
+ he'll let me have her little finger."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre did not know what to make of his grace at all. He
+was a<br>
+ sober man--it COULDN'T be that! Mr. Dacre felt really
+concerned.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll call a cab, old man, and you'd better let me see you
+home."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre half raised his stick to hail a passing hansom. The
+duke<br>
+ caught him by the arm.</p>
+
+<p>"You ass! What do you mean? I am telling you the simple
+truth.<br>
+ My wife's been kidnaped."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre's countenance was a thing to be seen--and
+remembered.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I hadn't heard that there was much of that sort of thing
+about<br>
+ just now. They talk of poodles being kidnaped, but as for<br>
+ duchesses-- You'd really better let me call that cab."</p>
+
+<p>"Ivor, do you want me to kick you? Don't you see that to me
+it's a<br>
+ question of life and death? I've been in there to get the
+money."<br>
+ His grace motioned toward the bank. "I'm going to take it to
+the<br>
+ scoundrel who has my darling at his mercy. Let me but have
+her<br>
+ hand in mine again, and he shall continue to pay for every<br>
+ sovereign with tears of blood until he dies."</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Datchet, I don't know if you're having a joke with
+me,<br>
+ or if you're not well--"</p>
+
+<p>The duke stepped impatiently into the roadway.</p>
+
+<p>"Ivor, you're a fool! Can't you tell jest from earnest,
+health<br>
+ from disease? I'm off! Are you coming with me? It would be
+as<br>
+ well that I should have a witness."</p>
+
+<p>"Where are you off to?"</p>
+
+<p>"To the other end of the Arcade."</p>
+
+<p>"Who is the gentleman you expect to have the pleasure of
+meeting<br>
+ there?"</p>
+
+<p>"How should I know?" The duke took a letter from his
+pocket--it<br>
+ was the letter which had just arrived. "The fellow is to wear
+a<br>
+ white top hat, and a gardenia in his buttonhole."</p>
+
+<p>"What is it you have there?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's the letter which brought the news--look for yourself and
+see;<br>
+ but, for God's sake, make haste!" His grace glanced at his
+watch.<br>
+ "It's already twenty after five."</p>
+
+<p>"And do you mean to say that on the strength of a letter such
+as<br>
+ this you are going to hand over five hundred pounds to--"</p>
+
+<p>The duke cut Mr. Dacre short.</p>
+
+<p>"What are five hundred pounds to me? Besides, you don't know
+all.<br>
+ There is another letter. And I have heard from Mabel. But I
+will<br>
+ tell you all about it later. If you are coming, come!"</p>
+
+<p>Folding up the letter, Mr. Dacre returned it to the duke.</p>
+
+<p>"As you say, what are five hundred pounds to you? It's as
+well<br>
+ they are not as much to you as they are to me, or I'm
+afraid--"</p>
+
+<p>"Hang it, Ivor, do prose afterwards!"</p>
+
+<p>The duke hurried across the road. Mr. Dacre hastened after
+him.<br>
+ As they entered the Arcade they passed a constable. Mr.
+Dacre<br>
+ touched his companion's arm.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you think we'd better ask our friend in blue to walk
+behind<br>
+ us? His neighborhood might be handy."</p>
+
+<p>"Nonsense!" The duke stopped short. "Ivor, this is my affair,
+not<br>
+ yours. If you are not content to play the part of silent
+witness,<br>
+ be so good as to leave me."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Datchet, I'm entirely at your service. I can be
+every<br>
+ whit as insane as you, I do assure you."</p>
+
+<p>Side by side they moved rapidly down the Burlington Arcade.
+The<br>
+ duke was obviously in a state of the extremest nervous
+tension.<br>
+ Mr. Dacre was equally obviously in a state of the most
+supreme<br>
+ enjoyment. People stared as they rushed past. The duke saw<br>
+ nothing. Mr. Dacre saw everything, and smiled.</p>
+
+<p>When they reached the Piccadilly end of the Arcade the duke
+pulled<br>
+ up. He looked about him. Mr. Dacre also looked about him.</p>
+
+<p>"I see nothing of your white-hatted and
+gardenia-buttonholed<br>
+ friend," said Ivor.</p>
+
+<p>The duke referred to his watch.</p>
+
+<p>"It's not yet half-past five. I'm up to time."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre held his stick in front of him and leaned on it.
+He<br>
+ indulged himself with a beatific smile.</p>
+
+<p>"It strikes me, my dear Datchet, that you've been the victim
+of one<br>
+ of the finest things in hoaxes--"</p>
+
+<p>"I hope I haven't kept you waiting."</p>
+
+<p>The voice which interrupted Mr. Dacre came from the rear.
+While<br>
+ they were looking in front of them some one approached them
+from<br>
+ behind, apparently coming out of the shop which was at their
+backs.</p>
+
+<p>The speaker looked a gentleman. He sounded like one, too.<br>
+ Costume, appearance, manner, were beyond reproach--even beyond
+the<br>
+ criticism of two such keen critics as were these. The
+glorious<br>
+ attire of a London dandy was surmounted with a beautiful white
+top<br>
+ hat. In his buttonhole was a magnificent gardenia.</p>
+
+<p>In age the stranger was scarcely more than a boy, and a
+sunny-<br>
+ faced, handsome boy at that. His cheeks were hairless, his
+eyes<br>
+ were blue. His smile was not only innocent, it was bland.
+Never<br>
+ was there a more conspicuous illustration of that repose
+which<br>
+ stamps the caste of Vere de Vere.</p>
+
+<p>The duke looked at him and glowered. Mr. Dacre looked at him
+and<br>
+ smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"Who are you?" asked the duke.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah--that is the question!" The newcomer's refined and
+musical<br>
+ voice breathed the very soul of affability. "I am an
+individual<br>
+ who is so unfortunate as to be in want of five hundred
+pounds."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you the scoundrel who sent me that infamous letter?"</p>
+
+<p>The charming stranger never turned a hair.</p>
+
+<p>"I am the scoundrel mentioned in that infamous letter who
+wants to<br>
+ accost you at the Piccadilly end of the Burlington Arcade
+before<br>
+ half-past five--as witness my white hat and my gardenia."</p>
+
+<p>"Where's my wife?"</p>
+
+<p>The stranger gently swung his stick in front of him with his
+two<br>
+ hands. He regarded the duke as a merry-hearted son might
+regard<br>
+ his father. The thing was beautiful!</p>
+
+<p>"Her grace will be home almost as soon as you are--when you
+have<br>
+ given me the money which I perceive you have all ready for me
+in<br>
+ that scarcely elegant-looking canvas bag." He shrugged his<br>
+ shoulders quite gracefully. "Unfortunately, in these matters
+one<br>
+ has no choice--one is forced to ask for gold."</p>
+
+<p>"And suppose, instead of giving you what is in this canvas
+bag, I<br>
+ take you by the throat and choke the life right out of you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Or suppose," amended Mr. Dacre, "that you do better, and
+commend<br>
+ this gentleman to the tender mercies of the first policeman
+we<br>
+ encounter."</p>
+
+<p>The stranger turned to Mr. Dacre. He condescended to
+become<br>
+ conscious of his presence.</p>
+
+<p>"Is this gentleman your grace's friend? Ah--Mr. Dacre, I
+perceive!<br>
+ I have the honor of knowing Mr. Dacre, though, possibly, I
+am<br>
+ unknown to him."</p>
+
+<p>"You were--until this moment."</p>
+
+<p>With an airy little laugh the stranger returned to the duke.
+He<br>
+ brushed an invisible speck of dust off the sleeve of his
+coat.</p>
+
+<p>"As has been intimated in that infamous letter, his grace is
+at<br>
+ perfect liberty to give me into custody--why not? Only"--he
+said<br>
+ it with his boyish smile--"if a particular communication is
+not<br>
+ received from me in certain quarters within a certain time
+the<br>
+ Duchess of Datchet's beautiful white arm will be hacked off at
+the<br>
+ shoulder."</p>
+
+<p>"You hound!"</p>
+
+<p>The duke would have taken the stranger by the throat, and have
+done<br>
+ his best to choke the life right out of him then and there, if
+Mr.<br>
+ Dacre had not intervened.</p>
+
+<p>"Steady, old man!" Mr. Dacre turned to the stranger. "You
+appear<br>
+ to be a pretty sort of a scoundrel."</p>
+
+<p>The stranger gave his shoulders that almost imperceptible
+shrug.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my dear Dacre, I am in want of money! I believe that
+you<br>
+ sometimes are in want of money, too."</p>
+
+<p>Everybody knows that nobody knows where Ivor Dacre gets his
+money<br>
+ from, so the allusion must have tickled him immensely.</p>
+
+<p>"You're a cool hand," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Some men are born that way."</p>
+
+<p>"So I should imagine. Men like you must be born, not
+made."</p>
+
+<p>"Precisely--as you say!" The stranger turned, with his
+graceful<br>
+ smile, to the duke: "But are we not wasting precious time? I
+can<br>
+ assure your grace that, in this particular matter, moments are
+of<br>
+ value."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre interposed before the duke could answer.</p>
+
+<p>"If you take my strongly urged advice, Datchet, you will
+summon<br>
+ this constable who is now coming down the Arcade, and hand
+this<br>
+ gentleman over to his keeping. I do not think that you need
+fear<br>
+ that the duchess will lose her arm, or even her little
+finger.<br>
+ Scoundrels of this one's kidney are most amenable to reason
+when<br>
+ they have handcuffs on their wrists."</p>
+
+<p>The duke plainly hesitated. He would--and he would not.
+The<br>
+ stranger, as he eyed him, seemed much amused.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear duke, by all means act on Mr. Dacre's valuable
+suggestion.<br>
+ As I said before, why not? It would at least be interesting to
+see<br>
+ if the duchess does or does not lose her arm--almost as
+interesting<br>
+ to you as to Mr. Dacre. Those blackmailing, kidnaping
+scoundrels<br>
+ do use such empty menaces. Besides, you would have the pleasure
+of<br>
+ seeing me locked up. My imprisonment for life would recompense
+you<br>
+ even for the loss of her grace's arm. And five hundred pounds
+is<br>
+ such a sum to have to pay--merely for a wife! Why not,
+therefore,<br>
+ act on Mr. Dacre's suggestion? Here comes the constable."
+The<br>
+ constable referred to was advancing toward them--he was not a
+dozen<br>
+ yards away. "Let me beckon to him--I will with pleasure." He
+took<br>
+ out his watch--a gold chronograph repeater. "There are
+scarcely<br>
+ ten minutes left during which it will be possible for me to
+send<br>
+ the communication which I spoke of, so that it may arrive in
+time.<br>
+ As it will then be too late, and the instruments are already<br>
+ prepared for the little operation which her grace is eagerly<br>
+ anticipating, it would, perhaps, be as well, after all, that
+you<br>
+ should give me into charge. You would have saved your five
+hundred<br>
+ pounds, and you would, at any rate, have something in exchange
+for<br>
+ her grace's mutilated limb. Ah, here is the constable!
+Officer!"</p>
+
+<p>The stranger spoke with such a pleasant little air of easy<br>
+ geniality that it was impossible to tell if he were in jest or
+in<br>
+ earnest. This fact impressed the duke much more than if he
+had<br>
+ gone in for a liberal indulgence of the--under the
+circumstances--<br>
+ orthodox melodramatic scowling. And, indeed, in the face of
+his<br>
+ own common sense, it impressed Mr. Ivor Dacre too.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ This well-bred, well-groomed youth was just the being to
+realize--<br>
+ aux bouts des ongles--a modern type of the devil, the type
+which<br>
+ depicts him as a perfect gentleman, who keeps smiling all the
+time.</p>
+
+<p>The constable whom this audacious rogue had signaled
+approached the<br>
+ little group. He addressed the stranger:</p>
+
+<p>"Do you want me, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I do not want you. I think it is the Duke of
+Datchet."</p>
+
+<p>The constable, who knew the duke very well by sight, saluted
+him as<br>
+ he turned to receive instructions.</p>
+
+<p>The duke looked white, even savage. There was not a pleasant
+look<br>
+ in his eyes and about his lips. He appeared to be endeavoring
+to<br>
+ put a great restraint upon himself. There was a momentary
+silence.<br>
+ Mr. Dacre made a movement as if to interpose. The duke caught
+him<br>
+ by the arm.</p>
+
+<p>He spoke: "No, constable, I do not want you. This person
+is<br>
+ mistaken."</p>
+
+<p>The constable looked as if he could not quite make out how
+such a<br>
+ mistake could have arisen, hesitated, then, with another salute,
+he<br>
+ moved away.</p>
+
+<p>The stranger was still holding his watch in his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Only eight minutes," he said.</p>
+
+<p>The duke seemed to experience some difficulty in giving
+utterance<br>
+ to what he had to say.</p>
+
+<p>"If I give you this five hundred pounds, you--you--"</p>
+
+<p>As the duke paused, as if at a loss for language which was
+strong<br>
+ enough to convey his meaning, the stranger laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"Let us take the adjectives for granted. Besides, it is only
+boys<br>
+ who call each other names--men do things. If you give me the
+five<br>
+ hundred sovereigns, which you have in that bag, at once--in
+five<br>
+ minutes it will be too late--I will promise--I will not swear;
+if<br>
+ you do not credit my simple promise, you will not believe my
+solemn<br>
+ affirmation--I will promise that, possibly within an hour,<br>
+ certainly within an hour and a half, the Duchess of Datchet
+shall<br>
+ return to you absolutely uninjured--except, of course, as you
+are<br>
+ already aware, with regard to a few of the hairs of her head.
+I<br>
+ will promise this on the understanding that you do not
+yourself<br>
+ attempt to see where I go, and that you will allow no one else
+to<br>
+ do so." This with a glance at Ivor Dacre. "I shall know at
+once<br>
+ if I am followed. If you entertain such intentions, you had<br>
+ better, on all accounts, remain in possession of your five
+hundred<br>
+ pounds."</p>
+
+<p>The duke eyed him very grimly.</p>
+
+<p>"I entertain no such intentions--until the duchess
+returns."</p>
+
+<p>Again the stranger indulged in that musical laugh of his.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, until the duchess returns! Of course, then the bargain's
+at<br>
+ an end. When you are once more in the enjoyment of her
+grace's<br>
+ society, you will be at liberty to set all the dogs in Europe at
+my<br>
+ heels. I assure you I fully expect that you will do so--why
+not?"<br>
+ The duke raised the canvas bag. "My dear duke, ten thousand<br>
+ thanks! You shall see her grace at Datchet House, 'pon my
+honor,<br>
+ probably within the hour."</p>
+
+<p>"Well," commented Ivor Dacre, when the stranger had vanished,
+with<br>
+ the bag, into Piccadilly, and as the duke and himself moved
+toward<br>
+ Burlington Gardens, "if a gentleman is to be robbed, it is as
+well<br>
+ that he should have another gentleman rob him."</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ III</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ Mr. Dacre eyed his companion covertly as they progressed.
+His<br>
+ Grace of Datchet appeared to have some fresh cause for
+uneasiness.<br>
+ All at once he gave it utterance, in a tone of voice which
+was<br>
+ extremely somber:</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Ivor, do you think that scoundrel will dare to play me
+false?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think," murmured Mr. Dacre, "that he has dared to play
+you<br>
+ pretty false already."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't mean that. But I mean how am I to know, now that he
+has<br>
+ his money, that he will still not keep Mabel in his
+clutches?"</p>
+
+<p>There came an echo from Mr. Dacre.</p>
+
+<p>"Just so--how are you to know?"</p>
+
+<p>"I believe that something of this sort has been done in
+the<br>
+ States."</p>
+
+<p>"I thought that there they were content to kidnap them after
+they<br>
+ were dead. I was not aware that they had, as yet, got quite so
+far<br>
+ as the living."</p>
+
+<p>"I believe that I have heard of something just like this."</p>
+
+<p>"Possibly; they are giants over there."</p>
+
+<p>"And in that case the scoundrels, when their demands were
+met,<br>
+ refused to keep to the letter of their bargain and asked for
+more."</p>
+
+<p>The duke stood still. He clinched his fists, and swore:</p>
+
+<p>"Ivor, if that ---- villain doesn't keep his word, and Mabel
+isn't<br>
+ home within the hour, by ---- I shall go mad!"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Datchet"--Mr. Dacre loved strong language as little
+as he<br>
+ loved a scene--"let us trust to time and, a little, to your
+white-<br>
+ hatted and gardenia-buttonholed friend's word of honor. You
+should<br>
+ have thought of possible eventualities before you showed
+your<br>
+ confidence--really. Suppose, instead of going mad, we first of
+all<br>
+ go home?"</p>
+
+<p>A hansom stood waiting for a fare at the end of the Arcade.
+Mr.<br>
+ Dacre had handed the duke into it before his grace had quite<br>
+ realized that the vehicle was there.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell the fellow to drive faster." That was what the duke
+said<br>
+ when the cab had started.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Datchet, the man's already driving his geerage off
+its<br>
+ legs. If a bobby catches sight of him he'll take his
+number."</p>
+
+<p>A moment later, a murmur from the duke:</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know if you're aware that the prince is coming to
+dinner?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am perfectly aware of it."</p>
+
+<p>"You take it uncommonly cool. How easy it is to bear our
+brother's<br>
+ burdens! Ivor, if Mabel doesn't turn up I shall feel like
+murder."</p>
+
+<p>"I sympathize with you, Datchet, with all my heart, though, I
+may<br>
+ observe, parenthetically, that I very far from realize the<br>
+ situation even yet. Take my advice. If the duchess does not
+show<br>
+ quite as soon as we both of us desire, don't make a scene; just
+let<br>
+ me see what I can do."</p>
+
+<p>Judging from the expression of his countenance, the duke
+was<br>
+ conscious of no overwhelming desire to witness an exhibition of
+Mr.<br>
+ Dacre's prowess.</p>
+
+<p>When the cab reached Datchet House his grace dashed up the
+steps<br>
+ three at a time. The door flew open.</p>
+
+<p>"Has the duchess returned?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward!"</p>
+
+<p>A voice floated downward from above. Some one came running
+down<br>
+ the stairs. It was her Grace of Datchet.</p>
+
+<p>"Mabel!"</p>
+
+<p>She actually rushed into the duke's extended arms. And he
+kissed<br>
+ her, and she kissed him--before the servants.</p>
+
+<p>"So you're not quite dead?" she cried.</p>
+
+<p>"I am almost," he said.</p>
+
+<p>She drew herself a little away from him.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward, were you seriously hurt?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you suppose that I could have been otherwise than
+seriously<br>
+ hurt?"</p>
+
+<p>"My darling! Was it a Pickford's van?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke stared.</p>
+
+<p>"A Pickford's van? I don't understand. But come in here.
+Come<br>
+ along, Ivor. Mabel, you don't see Ivor."</p>
+
+<p>"How do you do, Mr. Dacre?"</p>
+
+<p>Then the trio withdrew into a little anteroom; it was really
+time.<br>
+ Even then the pair conducted themselves as if Mr. Dacre had
+been<br>
+ nothing and no one. The duke took the lady's two hands in his.
+He<br>
+ eyed her fondly.</p>
+
+<p>"So you are uninjured, with the exception of that lock of
+hair.<br>
+ Where did the villain take it from?"</p>
+
+<p>The lady looked a little puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>"What lock of hair?"</p>
+
+<p>From an envelope which he took from his pocket the duke
+produced a<br>
+ shining tress. It was the lock of hair which had arrived in
+the<br>
+ first communication. "I will have it framed."</p>
+
+<p>"You will have what framed?" The duchess glanced at what the
+duke<br>
+ was so tenderly caressing, almost, as it seemed, a little<br>
+ dubiously. "Whatever is it you have there?"</p>
+
+<p>"It is the lock of hair which that scoundrel sent me."
+Something<br>
+ in the lady's face caused him to ask a question:</p>
+
+<p>"Didn't he tell you he had sent it to me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward!"</p>
+
+<p>"Did the brute tell you that he meant to cut off your
+little<br>
+ finger?"</p>
+
+<p>A very curious look came into the lady's face. She glanced at
+the<br>
+ duke as if she, all at once, was half afraid of him. She cast
+at<br>
+ Mr. Dacre what really seemed to be a look of inquiry. Her
+voice<br>
+ was tremulously anxious.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward, did--did the accident affect you mentally?"</p>
+
+<p>"How could it not have affected me mentally? Do you think that
+my<br>
+ mental organization is of steel?"</p>
+
+<p>"But you look so well."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course I look well, now that I have you back again. Tell
+me,<br>
+ darling, did that hound actually threaten you with cutting off
+your<br>
+ arm? If he did, I shall feel half inclined to kill him yet."</p>
+
+<p>The duchess seemed positively to shrink from her better half's
+near<br>
+ neighborhood.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward, was it a Pickford's van?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke seemed puzzled. Well he might be.</p>
+
+<p>"Was what a Pickford's van?"</p>
+
+<p>The lady turned to Mr. Dacre. In her voice there was a ring
+of<br>
+ anguish.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Dacre, tell me, was it a Pickford's van?" Ivor could
+only<br>
+ imitate his relative's repetition of her inquiry.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't quite catch you--was what a Pickford's van?"</p>
+
+<p>The duchess clasped her hands in front of her.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it you are keeping from me? What is it you are trying
+to<br>
+ hide? I implore you to tell me the worst, whatever it may be!
+Do<br>
+ not keep me any longer in suspense; you do not know what I
+already<br>
+ have endured. Mr. Dacre, is my husband mad?"</p>
+
+<p>One need scarcely observe that the lady's amazing appeal to
+Mr.<br>
+ Dacre as to her husband's sanity was received with something
+like<br>
+ surprise. As the duke continued to stare at her, a dreadful
+fear<br>
+ began to loom in his brain.</p>
+
+<p>"My darling, your brain is unhinged!"</p>
+
+<p>He advanced to take her two hands again in his; but, to
+his<br>
+ unmistakable distress, she shrank away from him.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward--don't touch me. How is it that I missed you? Why
+did<br>
+ you not wait until I came?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wait until you came?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke's bewilderment increased.</p>
+
+<p>"Surely, if your injuries turned out, after all, to be slight,
+that<br>
+ was all the more reason why you should have waited, after
+sending<br>
+ for me like that."</p>
+
+<p>"I sent for you--I?" The duke's tone was grave. "My
+darling,<br>
+ perhaps you had better come upstairs."</p>
+
+<p>"Not until we have had an explanation. You must have known
+that I<br>
+ should come. Why did you not wait for me after you had sent
+me<br>
+ that?"</p>
+
+<p>The duchess held out something to the duke. He took it. It was
+a<br>
+ card--his own visiting card. Something was written on the back
+of<br>
+ it. He read aloud what was written.</p>
+
+<p>"'Mabel, come to me at once with the bearer. They tell me
+that<br>
+ they cannot take me home.' It looks like my own writing."</p>
+
+<p>"Looks like it! It IS your writing."</p>
+
+<p>"It looks like it--and written with a shaky pen."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear child, one's hand would shake at such a moment as
+that."</p>
+
+<p>"Mabel, where did you get this?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was brought to me in Cane and Wilson's."</p>
+
+<p>"Who brought it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who brought it? Why, the man you sent."</p>
+
+<p>"The man I sent!" A light burst upon the duke's brain. He
+fell<br>
+ back a pace. "It's the decoy!"</p>
+
+<p>Her grace echoed the words:</p>
+
+<p>"The decoy?"</p>
+
+<p>"The scoundrel! To set a trap with such a bait! My poor
+innocent<br>
+ darling, did you think it came from me? Tell me, Mabel, where
+did<br>
+ he cut off your hair?"</p>
+
+<p>"Cut off my hair?"</p>
+
+<p>Her grace put her hand to her head as if to make sure that her
+hair<br>
+ was there.</p>
+
+<p>"Where did he take you to?"</p>
+
+<p>"He took me to Draper's Buildings."</p>
+
+<p>"Draper's Buildings?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have never been in the City before, but he told me it
+was<br>
+ Draper's Buildings. Isn't that near the Stock Exchange?"</p>
+
+<p>"Near the Stock Exchange?"</p>
+
+<p>It seemed rather a curious place to which to take a
+kidnaped<br>
+ victim. The man's audacity!</p>
+
+<p>"He told me that you were coming out of the Stock Exchange
+when a<br>
+ van knocked you over. He said that he thought it was a
+Pickford's<br>
+ van--was it a Pickford's van?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, it was not a Pickford's van. Mabel, were you in
+Draper's<br>
+ Buildings when you wrote that letter?"</p>
+
+<p>"Wrote what letter?"</p>
+
+<p>"Have you forgotten it already? I do not believe that there is
+a<br>
+ word in it which will not be branded on my brain until I
+die."</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward! What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Surely you cannot have written me such a letter as that, and
+then<br>
+ have forgotten it already?"</p>
+
+<p>He handed her the letter which had arrived in the second<br>
+ communication. She glanced at it, askance. Then she took it
+with<br>
+ a little gasp.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward, if you don't mind, I think I'll take a chair." She
+took<br>
+ a chair. "Whatever--whatever's this?" As she read the letter
+the<br>
+ varying expressions which passed across her face were, in<br>
+ themselves, a study in psychology. "Is it possible that you
+can<br>
+ imagine that, under any conceivable circumstances, I could
+have<br>
+ written such a letter as this?"</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Mabel!"</p>
+
+<p>She rose to her feet with emphasis.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward, don't say that you thought this came from me!"</p>
+
+<p>"Not from you?" He remembered Knowles's diplomatic reception
+of<br>
+ the epistle on its first appearance. "I suppose that you will
+say<br>
+ next that this is not a lock of your hair?"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear child, what bee have you got in your bonnet? This a
+lock<br>
+ of my hair! Why, it's not in the least bit like my hair!"</p>
+
+<p>Which was certainly inaccurate. As far as color was concerned
+it<br>
+ was an almost perfect match. The duke turned to Mr. Dacre.</p>
+
+<p>"Ivor, I've had to go through a good deal this afternoon. If
+I<br>
+ have to go through much more, something will crack!" He
+touched<br>
+ his forehead. "I think it's my turn to take a chair." Not the
+one<br>
+ which the duchess had vacated, but one which faced it. He<br>
+ stretched out his legs in front of him; he thrust his hands
+into<br>
+ his trousers pockets; he said, in a tone which was not gloomy
+but<br>
+ absolutely grewsome:</p>
+
+<p>"Might I ask, Mabel, if you have been kidnaped?"</p>
+
+<p>"Kidnaped?"</p>
+
+<p>"The word I used was 'kidnaped.' But I will spell it if you
+like.<br>
+ Or I will get a dictionary, that you may see its meaning."</p>
+
+<p>The duchess looked as if she was beginning to be not quite
+sure if<br>
+ she was awake or sleeping. She turned to Ivor.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Dacre, has the accident affected Hereward's brain?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke took the words out of his cousin's mouth.</p>
+
+<p>"On that point, my dear, let me ease your mind. I don't know
+if<br>
+ you are under the impression that I should be the same shape
+after<br>
+ a Pickford's van had run over me as I was before; but, in any
+case,<br>
+ I have not been run over by a Pickford's van. So far as I am<br>
+ concerned there has been no accident. Dismiss that delusion
+from<br>
+ your mind."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!"</p>
+
+<p>"You appear surprised. One might even think that you were
+sorry.<br>
+ But may I now ask what you did when you arrived at Draper's<br>
+ Buildings?"</p>
+
+<p>"Did! I looked for you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed! And when you had looked in vain, what was the next
+item<br>
+ in your programme?"</p>
+
+<p>The lady shrank still farther from him.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward, have you been having a jest at my expense? Can you
+have<br>
+ been so cruel?" Tears stood in her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Rising, the duke laid his hand upon her arm.</p>
+
+<p>"Mabel, tell me--what did you do when you had looked for me
+in<br>
+ vain?"</p>
+
+<p>"I looked for you upstairs and downstairs and everywhere. It
+was<br>
+ quite a large place, it took me ever such a time. I thought that
+I<br>
+ should go distracted. Nobody seemed to know anything about you,
+or<br>
+ even that there had been an accident at all--it was all offices.
+I<br>
+ couldn't make it out in the least, and the people didn't seem to
+be<br>
+ able to make me out either. So when I couldn't find you anywhere
+I<br>
+ came straight home again."</p>
+
+<p>The duke was silent for a moment. Then with funereal gravity
+he<br>
+ turned to Mr. Dacre. He put to him this question:</p>
+
+<p>"Ivor, what are you laughing at?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Dacre drew his hand across his mouth with rather a
+suspicious<br>
+ gesture.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear fellow, only a smile!"</p>
+
+<p>The duchess looked from one to the other.</p>
+
+<p>"What have you two been doing? What is the joke?"</p>
+
+<p>With an air of preternatural solemnity the duke took two
+letters<br>
+ from the breast pocket of his coat.</p>
+
+<p>"Mabel, you have already seen your letter. You have already
+seen<br>
+ the lock of your hair. Just look at this--and that."</p>
+
+<p>He gave her the two very singular communications which had
+arrived<br>
+ in such a mysterious manner, and so quickly one after the
+other.<br>
+ She read them with wide-open eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward! Wherever did these come from?"</p>
+
+<p>The duke was standing with his legs apart, and his hands in
+his<br>
+ trousers pockets. "I would give--I would give another five
+hundred<br>
+ pounds to know. Shall I tell you, madam, what I have been
+doing?<br>
+ I have been presenting five hundred golden sovereigns to a
+perfect<br>
+ stranger, with a top hat, and a gardenia in his buttonhole."</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever for?"</p>
+
+<p>"If you have perused those documents which you have in your
+hand,<br>
+ you will have some faint idea. Ivor, when it's your funeral,
+I'LL<br>
+ smile. Mabel, Duchess of Datchet, it is beginning to dawn upon
+the<br>
+ vacuum which represents my brain that I've been the victim of
+one<br>
+ of the prettiest things in practical jokes that ever yet was<br>
+ planned. When that fellow brought you that card at Cane and<br>
+ Wilson's--which, I need scarcely tell you, never came from
+me--some<br>
+ one walked out of the front entrance who was so exactly like
+you<br>
+ that both Barnes and Moysey took her for you. Moysey showed
+her<br>
+ into the carriage, and Barnes drove her home. But when the<br>
+ carriage reached home it was empty. Your double had got out
+upon<br>
+ the road."</p>
+
+<p>The duchess uttered a sound which was half gasp, half
+sigh.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward!"</p>
+
+<p>"Barnes and Moysey, with beautiful and childlike innocence,
+when<br>
+ they found that they had brought the thing home empty, came<br>
+ straightway and told me that YOU had jumped out of the
+brougham<br>
+ while it had been driving full pelt through the streets. While
+I<br>
+ was digesting that piece of information there came the first<br>
+ epistle, with the lock of your hair. Before I had time to
+digest<br>
+ that there came the second epistle, with yours inside."</p>
+
+<p>"It seems incredible!"</p>
+
+<p>"It sounds incredible; but unfathomable is the folly of
+man,<br>
+ especially of a man who loves his wife." The duke crossed to
+Mr.<br>
+ Dacre. "I don't want, Ivor, to suggest anything in the way
+of<br>
+ bribery and corruption, but if you could keep this matter to<br>
+ yourself, and not mention it to your friends, our white-hatted
+and<br>
+ gardenia-buttonholed acquaintance is welcome to his five
+hundred<br>
+ pounds, and--Mabel, what on earth are you laughing at?"</p>
+
+<p>The duchess appeared, all at once, to be seized with<br>
+ inextinguishable laughter.</p>
+
+<p>"Hereward," she cried, "just think how that man must be
+laughing at<br>
+ you!"</p>
+
+<p>And the Duke of Datchet thought of it.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>The Minor Canon</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ It was Monday, and in the afternoon, as I was walking along
+the<br>
+ High Street of Marchbury, I was met by a
+distinguished-looking<br>
+ person whom I had observed at the services in the cathedral on
+the<br>
+ previous day. Now it chanced on that Sunday that I was singing
+the<br>
+ service. Properly speaking, it was not my turn; but, as my
+brother<br>
+ minor canons were either away from Marchbury or ill in bed, I
+was<br>
+ the only one left to perform the necessary duty. The<br>
+ distinguished-looking person was a tall, big man with a round
+fat<br>
+ face and small features. His eyes, his hair and mustache (his
+face<br>
+ was bare but for a small mustache) were quite black, and he had
+a<br>
+ very pleasant and genial expression. He wore a tall hat, set<br>
+ rather jauntily on his head, and he was dressed in black with
+a<br>
+ long frock coat buttoned across the chest and fitting him close
+to<br>
+ the body. As he came, with a half saunter, half swagger, along
+the<br>
+ street, I knew him again at once by his appearance; and, as he
+came<br>
+ nearer, I saw from his manner that he was intending to stop
+and<br>
+ speak to me, for he slightly raised his hat and in a soft,<br>
+ melodious voice with a colonial "twang" which was far from
+being<br>
+ disagreeable, and which, indeed, to my ear gave a certain<br>
+ additional interest to his remarks, he saluted me with "Good
+day,<br>
+ sir!"</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Good day," I answered, with just a little reserve in my
+tone.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope, sir," he began, "you will excuse my stopping you in
+the<br>
+ street, but I wish to tell you how very much I enjoyed the music
+at<br>
+ your cathedral yesterday. I am an Australian, sir, and we have
+no<br>
+ such music in my country."</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose not," I said.</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir," he went on, "nothing nearly so fine. I am very fond
+of<br>
+ music, and as my business brought me in this direction, I
+thought I<br>
+ would stop at your city and take the opportunity of paying a
+visit<br>
+ to your grand cathedral. And I am delighted I came; so
+pleased,<br>
+ indeed, that I should like to leave some memorial of my
+visit<br>
+ behind me. I should like, sir, to do something for your
+choir."</p>
+
+<p>"I am sure it is very kind of you," I replied.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I should certainly be glad if you could suggest to
+me<br>
+ something I might do in this way. As regards money, I may say
+that<br>
+ I have plenty of it. I am the owner of a most valuable
+property.<br>
+ My business relations extend throughout the world, and if I am
+as<br>
+ fortunate in the projects of the future as I have been in the
+past,<br>
+ I shall probably one day achieve the proud position of being
+the<br>
+ richest man in the world."</p>
+
+<p>I did not like to undertake myself the responsibility of
+advising<br>
+ or suggesting, so I simply said:</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot venture to say, offhand, what would be the most<br>
+ acceptable way of showing your great kindness and generosity,
+but I<br>
+ should certainly recommend you to put yourself in
+communication<br>
+ with the dean."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, sir," said my Australian friend, "I will do so.
+And<br>
+ now, sir," he continued, "let me say how much I admire your
+voice.<br>
+ It is, without exception, the very finest and clearest voice I
+have<br>
+ ever heard."</p>
+
+<p>"Really," I answered, quite overcome with such unqualified
+praise,<br>
+ "really it is very good of you to say so."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, but I feel it, my dear sir. I have been round the world,
+from<br>
+ Sydney to Frisco, across the continent of America" (he called
+it<br>
+ Amerrker) "to New York City, then on to England, and to-morrow
+I<br>
+ shall leave your city to continue my travels. But in all my<br>
+ experience I have never heard so grand a voice as your own."</p>
+
+<p>This and a great deal more he said in the same strain,
+which<br>
+ modesty forbids me to reproduce.</p>
+
+<p>Now I am not without some knowledge of the world outside the
+close<br>
+ of Marchbury Cathedral, and I could not listen to such a<br>
+ "flattering tale" without having my suspicions aroused. Who
+and<br>
+ what is this man? thought I. I looked at him narrowly. At
+first<br>
+ the thought flashed across me that he might be a "swell
+mobsman."<br>
+ But no, his face was too good for that; besides, no man with
+that<br>
+ huge frame, that personality so marked and so easily
+recognizable,<br>
+ could be a swindler; he could not escape detection a single
+hour.<br>
+ I dismissed the ungenerous thought. Perhaps he is rich, as
+he<br>
+ says. We do hear of munificent donations by benevolent<br>
+ millionaires now and then. What if this Australian, attracted
+by<br>
+ the glories of the old cathedral, should now appear as a deus
+ex<br>
+ machina to reendow the choir, or to found a musical
+professoriate<br>
+ in connection with the choir, appointing me the first occupant
+of<br>
+ the professorial chair?</p>
+
+<p>These thoughts flashed across my mind in the momentary pause
+of his<br>
+ fluent tongue.</p>
+
+<p>"As for yourself, sir," he began again, "I have something
+to<br>
+ propose which I trust may not prove unwelcome. But the
+public<br>
+ street is hardly a suitable place to discuss my proposal. May
+I<br>
+ call upon you this evening at your house in the close? I
+know<br>
+ which it is, for I happened to see you go into it yesterday
+after<br>
+ the morning service."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall be very pleased to see you," I replied. "We are going
+out<br>
+ to dinner this evening, but I shall be at home and disengaged
+till<br>
+ about seven."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you very much. Then I shall do myself the pleasure
+of<br>
+ calling upon you about six o'clock. Till then, farewell!" A<br>
+ graceful wave of the hand, and my unknown friend had
+disappeared<br>
+ round the corner of the street.</p>
+
+<p>Now at last, I thought, something is going to happen in my<br>
+ uneventful life--something to break the monotony of existence.
+Of<br>
+ course, he must have inquired my name--he could get that from
+any<br>
+ of the cathedral vergers--and, as he said, he had observed<br>
+ whereabouts in the close I lived. What is he coming to see me
+for?<br>
+ I wondered. I spent the rest of the afternoon in making the<br>
+ wildest surmises. I was castle-building in Spain at a
+furious<br>
+ rate. At one time I imagined that this faithful son of the
+church--<br>
+ as he appeared to me--was going to build and endow a grand<br>
+ cathedral in Australia on condition that I should be appointed
+dean<br>
+ at a yearly stipend of, say, ten thousand pounds. Or perhaps,
+I<br>
+ said to myself, he will beg me to accept a sum of money--I
+never<br>
+ thought of it as less than a thousand pounds--as a slight<br>
+ recognition of and tribute to my remarkable vocal ability.</p>
+
+<p>I took a long, lonely walk into the country to correct
+these<br>
+ ridiculous fancies and to steady my mind, and when I reached
+home<br>
+ and had refreshed myself with a quiet cup of afternoon tea, I
+felt<br>
+ I was morally and physically prepared for my interview with
+the<br>
+ opulent stranger.</p>
+
+<p>Punctually as the cathedral clock struck six there was a ring
+at<br>
+ the visitor's bell. In a moment or two my unknown friend was
+shown<br>
+ into the drawing-room, which he entered with the easy air of a
+man<br>
+ of the world. I noticed he was carrying a small black bag.</p>
+
+<p>"How do you do again, Mr. Dale?" he said as though we were
+old<br>
+ acquaintances; "you see I have come sharp to my time."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," I answered, "and I am pleased to see you; do sit down."
+He<br>
+ sank into my best armchair, and placed his bag on the floor
+beside<br>
+ him.</p>
+
+<p>"Since we met in the afternoon," he said, "I have written a
+letter<br>
+ to your dean, expressing the great pleasure I felt in listening
+to<br>
+ your choir, and at the same time I inclosed a five-pound
+note,<br>
+ which I begged him to divide among the choir boys and men,
+from<br>
+ Alexander Poulter, Esq., of Poulter's Pills. You have of
+course<br>
+ heard of the world-renowned Poulter's Pills. I am Poulter!"</p>
+
+<p>Poulter of Poulter's Pills! My heart sank within me! A
+five-pound<br>
+ note! My airy castles were tottering!</p>
+
+<p>"I also sent him a couple of hundred of my pamphlets, which I
+said<br>
+ I trusted he would be so kind as to distribute in the
+close."</p>
+
+<p>I was aghast!</p>
+
+<p>"And now, with regard to the special object of my call, Mr.
+Dale.<br>
+ If you will allow me to say so, you are not making the most of
+that<br>
+ grand voice of yours; you are hidden under an ecclesiastical
+bushel<br>
+ here--lost to the world. You are wasting your vocal strength
+and<br>
+ sweetness on the desert air, so to speak. Why, if I may hazard
+a<br>
+ guess, I don't suppose you make five hundred a year here, at
+the<br>
+ outside?</p>
+
+<p>I could say nothing.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, now, I can put you into the way of making at least
+three or<br>
+ four times as much as that. Listen! I am Alexander Poulter,
+of<br>
+ Poulter's Pills. I have a proposal to make to you. The scheme
+is<br>
+ bound to succeed, but I want your help. Accept my proposal
+and<br>
+ your fortune's made. Did you ever hear Moody and Sankey?" he
+asked<br>
+ abruptly.</p>
+
+<p>The man is an idiot, thought I; he is now fairly carried away
+with<br>
+ his particular mania. Will it last long? Shall I ring?</p>
+
+<p>"Novelty, my dear sir," he went on, "is the rule of the day;
+and<br>
+ there must be novelty in advertising, as in everything else,
+to<br>
+ catch the public interest. So I intend to go on a tour,
+lecturing<br>
+ on the merits of Poulter's Pills in all the principal halls of
+all<br>
+ the principal towns all over the world. But I have been delayed
+in<br>
+ carrying out my idea till I could associate myself with a
+gentleman<br>
+ such as yourself. Will you join me? I should be the Moody of
+the<br>
+ tour; you would be its Sankey. I would speak my patter, and
+you<br>
+ would intersperse my orations with melodious ballads bearing
+upon<br>
+ the virtues of Poulter's Pills. The ballads are all ready!"</p>
+
+<p>So saying, he opened that bag and drew forth from its
+recesses<br>
+ nothing more alarming than a thick roll of manuscript music.</p>
+
+<p>"The verses are my own," he said, with a little touch of
+pride;<br>
+ "and as for the music, I thought it better to make use of
+popular<br>
+ melodies, so as to enable an audience to join in the chorus.
+See,<br>
+ here is one of the ballads: 'Darling, I am better now.' It<br>
+ describes the woes of a fond lover, or rather his physical<br>
+ ailments, until he went through a course of Poulter. Here's<br>
+ another: 'I'm ninety-five! I'm ninety-five!' You catch the
+drift<br>
+ of that, of course--a healthy old age, secured by taking
+Poulter's<br>
+ Pills. Ah! what's this? 'Little sister's last request.' I
+fancy<br>
+ the idea of that is to beg the family never to be without
+Poulter's<br>
+ Pills. Here again: 'Then you'll remember me!' I'm afraid
+that<br>
+ title is not original; never mind, the song is. And here
+is--but<br>
+ there are many more, and I won't detain you with them now."
+He<br>
+ saw, perhaps, I was getting impatient. Thank Heaven, however,
+he<br>
+ was no escaped lunatic. I was safe!</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Poulter," said I, "I took you this afternoon for a<br>
+ disinterested and philanthropic millionaire; you take me
+for--for--<br>
+ something different from what I am. We have both made
+mistakes.<br>
+ In a word, it is impossible for me to accept your offer!"</p>
+
+<p>"Is that final?" asked Poulter.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly," said I.</p>
+
+<p>Poulter gathered his manuscripts together and replaced them in
+the<br>
+ bag, and got up to leave the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Good evening, Mr. Dale," he said mournfully, as I opened the
+door<br>
+ of the room. "Good evening"--he kept on talking till he was
+fairly<br>
+ out of the house--"mark my words, you'll be sorry--very
+sorry--one<br>
+ day that you did not fall in with my scheme. Offers like
+mine<br>
+ don't come every day, and you will one day regret having
+refused<br>
+ it."</p>
+
+<p>With these words he left the house.</p>
+
+<p>I had little appetite for my dinner that evening.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>The Pipe</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ "RANDOLPH CRESCENT, N. W.</p>
+
+<p>MY DEAR PUGH--I hope you will like the pipe which I send with
+this.<br>
+ It is rather a curious example of a certain school of Indian<br>
+ carving. And is a present from</p>
+
+<p>"Yours truly, JOSEPH TRESS."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ It was really very handsome of Tress--very handsome! The
+more<br>
+ especially as I was aware that to give presents was not exactly
+in<br>
+ Tress's line. The truth is that when I saw what manner of pipe
+it<br>
+ was I was amazed. It was contained in a sandalwood box, which
+was<br>
+ itself illustrated with some remarkable specimens of carving.
+I<br>
+ use the word "remarkable" advisedly, because, although the<br>
+ workmanship was undoubtedly, in its way, artistic, the result
+could<br>
+ not be described as beautiful. The carver had thought proper
+to<br>
+ ornament the box with some of the ugliest figures I remember
+to<br>
+ have seen. They appeared to me to be devils. Or perhaps they
+were<br>
+ intended to represent deities appertaining to some
+mythological<br>
+ system with which, thank goodness, I am unacquainted. The
+pipe<br>
+ itself was worthy of the case in which it was contained. It was
+of<br>
+ meerschaum, with an amber mouthpiece. It was rather too large
+for<br>
+ ordinary smoking. But then, of course, one doesn't smoke a
+pipe<br>
+ like that. There are pipes in my collection which I should as
+soon<br>
+ think of smoking as I should of eating. Ask a china maniac to
+let<br>
+ you have afternoon tea out of his Old Chelsea, and you will
+learn<br>
+ some home truths as to the durability of human friendships.
+The<br>
+ glory of the pipe, as Tress had suggested, lay in its carving.
+Not<br>
+ that I claim that it was beautiful, any more than I make such
+a<br>
+ claim for the carving on the box, but, as Tress said in his
+note,<br>
+ it was curious.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ The stem and the bowl were quite plain, but on the edge of the
+bowl<br>
+ was perched some kind of lizard. I told myself it was an
+octopus<br>
+ when I first saw it, but I have since had reason to believe that
+it<br>
+ was some almost unique member of the lizard tribe. The
+creature<br>
+ was represented as climbing over the edge of the bowl down
+toward<br>
+ the stem, and its legs, or feelers, or tentacula, or whatever
+the<br>
+ things are called, were, if I may use a vulgarism, sprawling
+about<br>
+ "all over the place." For instance, two or three of them
+were<br>
+ twined about the bowl, two or three of them were twisted round
+the<br>
+ stem, and one, a particularly horrible one, was uplifted in
+the<br>
+ air, so that if you put the pipe in your mouth the thing was<br>
+ pointing straight at your nose.</p>
+
+<p>Not the least agreeable feature about the creature was that it
+was<br>
+ hideously lifelike. It appeared to have been carved in amber,
+but<br>
+ some coloring matter must have been introduced, for inside
+the<br>
+ amber the creature was of a peculiarly ghastly green. The more
+I<br>
+ examined the pipe the more amazed I was at Tress's generosity.
+He<br>
+ and I are rival collectors. I am not going to say, in so
+many<br>
+ words, that his collection of pipes contains nothing but
+rubbish,<br>
+ because, as a matter of fact, he has two or three rather
+decent<br>
+ specimens. But to compare his collection to mine would be
+absurd.<br>
+ Tress is conscious of this, and he resents it. He resents it
+to<br>
+ such an extent that he has been known, at least on one occasion,
+to<br>
+ declare that one single pipe of his--I believe he alluded to
+the<br>
+ Brummagem relic preposterously attributed to Sir Walter
+Raleigh--<br>
+ was worth the whole of my collection put together. Although I
+have<br>
+ forgotten this, as I hope I always shall forgive remarks made
+when<br>
+ envious passions get the better of our nobler nature, even of
+a<br>
+ Joseph Tress, it is not to be supposed that I have forgotten
+it.<br>
+ He was, therefore, not at all the sort of person from whom I<br>
+ expected to receive a present. And such a present! I do not<br>
+ believe that he himself had a finer pipe in his collection. And
+to<br>
+ have given it to me! I had misjudged the man. I wondered where
+he<br>
+ had got it from. I had seen his pipes; I knew them off by
+heart--<br>
+ and some nice trumpery he has among them, too! but I had never
+seen<br>
+ THAT pipe before. The more I looked at it, the more my
+amazement<br>
+ grew. The beast perched upon the edge of the bowl was so
+lifelike.<br>
+ Its two bead-like eyes seemed to gleam at me with positively
+human<br>
+ intelligence. The pipe fascinated me to such an extent that
+I<br>
+ actually resolved to--smoke it!</p>
+
+<p>I filled it with Perique. Ordinarily I use Birdseye, but on
+those<br>
+ very rare occasions on which I use a specimen I smoke Perique.
+I<br>
+ lit up with quite a small sensation of excitement. As I did so
+I<br>
+ kept my eyes perforce fixed upon the beast. The beast pointed
+its<br>
+ upraised tentacle directly at me. As I inhaled the pungent
+tobacco<br>
+ that tentacle impressed me with a feeling of actual
+uncanniness.<br>
+ It was broad daylight, and I was smoking in front of the
+window,<br>
+ yet to such an extent was I affected that it seemed to me that
+the<br>
+ tentacle was not only vibrating, which, owing to the peculiarity
+of<br>
+ its position, was quite within the range of probability, but<br>
+ actually moving, elongating--stretching forward, that is,
+farther<br>
+ toward me, and toward the tip of my nose. So impressed was I
+by<br>
+ this idea that I took the pipe out of my mouth and minutely<br>
+ examined the beast. Really, the delusion was excusable. So<br>
+ cunningly had the artist wrought that he succeeded in producing
+a<br>
+ creature which, such was its uncanniness, I could only hope had
+no<br>
+ original in nature.</p>
+
+<p>Replacing the pipe between my lips I took several whiffs.
+Never<br>
+ had smoking had such an effect on me before. Either the pipe,
+or<br>
+ the creature on it, exercised some singular fascination. I
+seemed,<br>
+ without an instant's warning, to be passing into some land
+of<br>
+ dreams. I saw the beast, which was perched upon the bowl,
+writhe<br>
+ and twist. I saw it lift itself bodily from the meerschaum.</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ II</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Feeling better now?"</p>
+
+<p>I looked up. Joseph Tress was speaking.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter? Have I been ill?"</p>
+
+<p>"You appear to have been in some kind of swoon." Tress's tone
+was<br>
+ peculiar, even a little dry.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "Swoon! I never was guilty of such a thing in my life."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor was I, until I smoked that pipe."</p>
+
+<p>I sat up. The act of sitting up made me conscious of the fact
+that<br>
+ I had been lying down. Conscious, too, that I was feeling
+more<br>
+ than a little dazed. It seemed as though I was waking out of
+some<br>
+ strange, lethargic sleep--a kind of feeling which I have read
+of<br>
+ and heard about, but never before experienced.</p>
+
+<p>"Where am I?"</p>
+
+<p>"You're on the couch in your own room. You WERE on the floor;
+but<br>
+ I thought it would be better to pick you up and place you on
+the<br>
+ couch--though no one performed the same kind office to me when
+I<br>
+ was on the floor."</p>
+
+<p>Again Tress's tone was distinctly dry.</p>
+
+<p>"How came YOU here?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, that's the question." He rubbed his chin--a habit of
+his<br>
+ which has annoyed me more than once before. "Do you think
+you're<br>
+ sufficiently recovered to enable you to understand a little
+simple<br>
+ explanation?" I stared at him, amazed. He went on stroking
+his<br>
+ chin. "The truth is that when I sent you the pipe I made a
+slight<br>
+ omission."</p>
+
+<p>"An omission?"</p>
+
+<p>"I omitted to advise you not to smoke it."</p>
+
+<p>"And why?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because--well, I've reason to believe the thing is
+drugged."</p>
+
+<p>"Drugged!"</p>
+
+<p>"Or poisoned."</p>
+
+<p>"Poisoned!" I was wide awake enough then. I jumped off the
+couch<br>
+ with a celerity which proved it.</p>
+
+<p>"It is this way. I became its owner in rather a singular
+manner."<br>
+ He paused, as if for me to make a remark; but I was silent. "It
+is<br>
+ not often that I smoke a specimen, but, for some reason, I
+did<br>
+ smoke this. I commenced to smoke it, that is. How long I<br>
+ continued to smoke it is more than I can say. It had on me
+the<br>
+ same peculiar effect which it appears to have had on you. When
+I<br>
+ recovered consciousness I was lying on the floor."</p>
+
+<p>"On the floor?"</p>
+
+<p>"On the floor. In about as uncomfortable a position as you
+can<br>
+ easily conceive. I was lying face downward, with my legs
+bent<br>
+ under me. I was never so surprised in my life as I was when
+I<br>
+ found myself WHERE I was. At first I supposed that I had had
+a<br>
+ stroke. But by degrees it dawned upon me that I didn't FEEL
+as<br>
+ though I had had a stroke." Tress, by the way, has been an
+army<br>
+ surgeon. "I was conscious of distinct nausea. Looking about,
+I<br>
+ saw the pipe. With me it had fallen on to the floor. I took
+it<br>
+ for granted, considering the delicacy of the carving, that the
+fall<br>
+ had broken it. But when I picked it up I found it quite
+uninjured.<br>
+ While I was examining it a thought flashed to my brain. Might
+it<br>
+ not be answerable for what had happened to me? Suppose, for<br>
+ instance, it was drugged? I had heard of such things. Besides,
+in<br>
+ my case were present all the symptoms of drug poisoning,
+though<br>
+ what drug had been used I couldn't in the least conceive. I<br>
+ resolved that I would give the pipe another trial."</p>
+
+<p>"On yourself? or on another party, meaning me?"</p>
+
+<p>"On myself, my dear Pugh--on myself! At that point of my<br>
+ investigations I had not begun to think of you. I lit up and
+had<br>
+ another smoke."</p>
+
+<p>"With what result?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that depends on the standpoint from which you regard
+the<br>
+ thing. From one point of view the result was wholly
+satisfactory--<br>
+ I proved that the thing was drugged, and more."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you have another fall?"</p>
+
+<p>"I did. And something else besides."</p>
+
+<p>"On that account, I presume, you resolved to pass the treasure
+on<br>
+ to me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Partly on that account, and partly on another."</p>
+
+<p>"On my word, I appreciate your generosity. You might have
+labeled<br>
+ the thing as poison."</p>
+
+<p>"Exactly. But then you must remember how often you have told
+me<br>
+ that you NEVER smoke your specimens."</p>
+
+<p>"That was no reason why you shouldn't have given me a hint
+that the<br>
+ thing was more dangerous than dynamite."</p>
+
+<p>"That did occur to me afterwards. Therefore I called to supply
+the<br>
+ slight omission."</p>
+
+<p>"SLIGHT omission, you call it! I wonder what you would have
+called<br>
+ it if you had found me dead."</p>
+
+<p>"If I had known that you INTENDED smoking it I should not have
+been<br>
+ at all surprised if I had."</p>
+
+<p>"Really, Tress, I appreciate your kindness more and more!
+And<br>
+ where is this example of your splendid benevolence? Have you<br>
+ pocketed it, regretting your lapse into the unaccustomed paths
+of<br>
+ generosity? Or is it smashed to atoms?"</p>
+
+<p>"Neither the one nor the other. You will find the pipe upon
+the<br>
+ table. I neither desire its restoration nor is it in any way<br>
+ injured. It is merely an expression of personal opinion when I
+say<br>
+ that I don't believe that it COULD be injured. Of course,
+having<br>
+ discovered its deleterious properties, you will not want to
+smoke<br>
+ it again. You will therefore be able to enjoy the consciousness
+of<br>
+ being the possessor of what I honestly believe to be the
+most<br>
+ remarkable pipe in existence. Good day, Pugh."</p>
+
+<p>He was gone before I could say a word. I immediately
+concluded,<br>
+ from the precipitancy of his flight, that the pipe WAS
+injured.<br>
+ But when I subjected it to close examination I could discover
+no<br>
+ signs of damage. While I was still eying it with jealous
+scrutiny<br>
+ the door reopened, and Tress came in again.</p>
+
+<p>"By the way, Pugh, there is one thing I might mention,
+especially<br>
+ as I know it won't make any difference to you."</p>
+
+<p>"That depends on what it is. If you have changed your mind,
+and<br>
+ want the pipe back again, I tell you frankly that it won't. In
+my<br>
+ opinion, a thing once given is given for good."</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so; I don't want it back again. You may make your mind
+easy<br>
+ on that point. I merely wanted to tell you WHY I gave it
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"You have told me that already."</p>
+
+<p>"Only partly, my dear Pugh--only partly. You don't suppose
+I<br>
+ should have given you such a pipe as that merely because it<br>
+ happened to be drugged? Scarcely! I gave it you because I<br>
+ discovered from indisputable evidence, and to my cost, that it
+was<br>
+ haunted."</p>
+
+<p>"Haunted?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, haunted. Good day."</p>
+
+<p>He was gone again. I ran out of the room, and shouted after
+him<br>
+ down the stairs. He was already at the bottom of the flight.</p>
+
+<p>"Tress! Come back! What do you mean by talking such
+nonsense?"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course it's only nonsense. We know that that sort of
+thing<br>
+ always is nonsense. But if you should have reason to suppose
+that<br>
+ there is something in it besides nonsense, you may think it
+worth<br>
+ your while to make inquiries of me, But I won't have that pipe
+back<br>
+ again in my possession on any terms--mind that!"</p>
+
+<p>The bang of the front door told me that he had gone out into
+the<br>
+ street. I let him go. I laughed to myself as I reentered the<br>
+ room. Haunted! That was not a bad idea of his. I saw the
+whole<br>
+ position at a glance. The truth of the matter was that he
+did<br>
+ regret his generosity, and he was ready to go any lengths if
+he<br>
+ could only succeed in cajoling me into restoring his gift. He
+was<br>
+ aware that I have views upon certain matters which are not
+wholly<br>
+ in accordance with those which are popularly supposed to be
+the<br>
+ views of the day, and particularly that on the question of what
+are<br>
+ commonly called supernatural visitations I have a standpoint of
+my<br>
+ own. Therefore, it was not a bad move on his part to try to
+make<br>
+ me believe that about the pipe on which he knew I had set my
+heart<br>
+ there was something which could not be accounted for by
+ordinary<br>
+ laws. Yet, as his own sense would have told him it would do, if
+he<br>
+ had only allowed himself to reflect for a moment, the move
+failed.<br>
+ Because I am not yet so far gone as to suppose that a pipe, a
+thing<br>
+ of meerschaum and of amber, in the sense in which I understand
+the<br>
+ word, COULD be haunted--a pipe, a mere pipe.</p>
+
+<p>"Hollo! I thought the creature's legs were twined right round
+the<br>
+ bowl!"</p>
+
+<p>I was holding the pipe in my hand, regarding it with the<br>
+ affectionate eyes with which a connoisseur does regard a
+curio,<br>
+ when I was induced to make this exclamation. I was certainly
+under<br>
+ the impression that, when I first took the pipe out of the
+box,<br>
+ two, if not three of the feelers had been twined about the
+bowl--<br>
+ twined TIGHTLY, so that you could not see daylight between them
+and<br>
+ it. Now they were almost entirely detached, only the tips
+touching<br>
+ the meerschaum, and those particular feelers were gathered up
+as<br>
+ though the creature were in the act of taking a spring. Of
+course<br>
+ I was under a misapprehension: the feelers COULDN'T have
+been<br>
+ twined; a moment before I should have been ready to bet a
+thousand<br>
+ to one that they were. Still, one does make mistakes, and
+very<br>
+ egregious mistakes, at times. At the same time, I confess
+that<br>
+ when I saw that dreadful-looking animal poised on the extreme
+edge<br>
+ of the bowl, for all the world as though it were just going
+to<br>
+ spring at me, I was a little startled. I remembered that when
+I<br>
+ was smoking the pipe I did think I saw the uplifted tentacle<br>
+ moving, as though it were reaching out to me. And I had a
+clear<br>
+ recollection that just as I had been sinking into that
+strange<br>
+ state of unconsciousness, I had been under the impression that
+the<br>
+ creature was writhing and twisting, as though it had
+suddenly<br>
+ become instinct with life. Under the circumstances, these<br>
+ reflections were not pleasant. I wished Tress had not talked
+that<br>
+ nonsense about the thing being haunted. It was surely
+sufficient<br>
+ to know that it was drugged and poisonous, without anything
+else.</p>
+
+<p>I replaced it in the sandalwood box. I locked the box in a<br>
+ cabinet. Quite apart from the question as to whether that pipe
+was<br>
+ or was not haunted, I know it haunted me. It was with me in
+a<br>
+ figurative--which was worse than actual--sense all the day.
+Still<br>
+ worse, it was with me all the night. It was with me in my
+dreams.<br>
+ Such dreams! Possibly I had not yet wholly recovered from
+the<br>
+ effects of that insidious drug, but, whether or no, it was
+very<br>
+ wrong of Tress to set my thoughts into such a channel. He
+knows<br>
+ that I am of a highly imaginative temperament, and that it
+is<br>
+ easier to get morbid thoughts into my mind than to get them
+out<br>
+ again. Before that night was through I wished very heartily that
+I<br>
+ had never seen the pipe! I woke from one nightmare to fall
+into<br>
+ another. One dreadful dream was with me all the time--of a<br>
+ hideous, green reptile which advanced toward me out of some
+awful<br>
+ darkness, slowly, inch by inch, until it clutched me round
+the<br>
+ neck, and, gluing its lips to mine, sucked the life's blood out
+of<br>
+ my veins as it embraced me with a slimy kiss. Such dreams are
+not<br>
+ restful. I woke anything but refreshed when the morning came.
+And<br>
+ when I got up and dressed I felt that, on the whole, it
+would<br>
+ perhaps have been better if I never had gone to bed. My
+nerves<br>
+ were unstrung, and I had that generally tremulous feeling which
+is,<br>
+ I believe, an inseparable companion of the more advanced stages
+of<br>
+ dipsomania. I ate no breakfast. I am no breakfast eater as a<br>
+ rule, but that morning I ate absolutely nothing.</p>
+
+<p>"If this sort of thing is to continue, I will let Tress have
+his<br>
+ pipe again. He may have the laugh of me, but anything is
+better<br>
+ than this."</p>
+
+<p>It was with almost funereal forebodings that I went to the
+cabinet<br>
+ in which I had placed the sandalwood box. But when I opened it
+my<br>
+ feelings of gloom partially vanished. Of what phantasies had
+I<br>
+ been guilty! It must have been an entire delusion on my part
+to<br>
+ have supposed that those tentacula had ever been twined about
+the<br>
+ bowl. The creature was in exactly the same position in which I
+had<br>
+ left it the day before--as, of course, I knew it would
+be--poised,<br>
+ as if about to spring. I was telling myself how foolish I had
+been<br>
+ to allow myself to dwell for a moment on Tress's words, when
+Martin<br>
+ Brasher was shown in.</p>
+
+<p>Brasher is an old friend of mine. We have a common
+ground--ghosts.<br>
+ Only we approach them from different points of view. He takes
+the<br>
+ scientific--psychological--inquiry side. He is always anxious
+to<br>
+ hear of a ghost, so that he may have an opportunity of "showing
+it<br>
+ up."</p>
+
+<p>"I've something in your line here," I observed, as he came
+in.</p>
+
+<p>"In my line? How so? I'M not pipe mad."</p>
+
+<p>"No; but you're ghost mad. And this is a haunted pipe."</p>
+
+<p>"A haunted pipe! I think you're rather more mad about ghosts,
+my<br>
+ dear Pugh, than I am."</p>
+
+<p>Then I told him all about it. He was deeply interested,
+especially<br>
+ when I told him that the pipe was drugged. But when I
+repeated<br>
+ Tress's words about its being haunted, and mentioned my own<br>
+ delusion about the creature moving, he took a more serious view
+of<br>
+ the case than I had expected he would do.</p>
+
+<p>"I propose that we act on Tress's suggestion, and go and
+make<br>
+ inquiries of him."</p>
+
+<p>"But you don't really think that there is anything in it?"</p>
+
+<p>"On these subjects I never allow myself to think at all. There
+are<br>
+ Tress's words, and there is your story. It is agreed on all
+hands<br>
+ that the pipe has peculiar properties. It seems to me that
+there<br>
+ is a sufficient case here to merit inquiry."</p>
+
+<p>He persuaded me. I went with him. The pipe, in the
+sandalwood<br>
+ box, went too. Tress received us with a grin--a grin which
+was<br>
+ accentuated when I placed the sandalwood box on the table.</p>
+
+<p>"You understand," he said, "that a gift is a gift. On no
+terms<br>
+ will I consent to receive that pipe back in my possession."</p>
+
+<p>I was rather nettled by his tone.</p>
+
+<p>"You need be under no alarm. I have no intention of
+suggesting<br>
+ anything of the kind."</p>
+
+<p>"Our business here," began Brasher--I must own that his manner
+is a<br>
+ little ponderous--"is of a scientific, I may say also, and at
+the<br>
+ same time, of a judicial nature. Our object is the Pursuit
+of<br>
+ Truth and the Advancement of Inquiry."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you been trying another smoke?" inquired Tress, nodding
+his<br>
+ head toward me.</p>
+
+<p>Before I had time to answer, Brasher went droning on:</p>
+
+<p>"Our friend here tells me that you say this pipe is
+haunted."</p>
+
+<p>"I say it is haunted because it IS haunted."</p>
+
+<p>I looked at Tress. I half suspected that he was poking fun at
+us.<br>
+ But he appeared to be serious enough.</p>
+
+<p>"In these matters," remarked Brasher, as though he were
+giving<br>
+ utterance to a new and important truth, "there is a scientific
+and<br>
+ nonscientific method of inquiry. The scientific method is to
+begin<br>
+ at the beginning. May I ask how this pipe came into your<br>
+ possession?"</p>
+
+<p>Tress paused before he answered.</p>
+
+<p>"You may ask." He paused again. "Oh, you certainly may ask.
+But<br>
+ it doesn't follow that I shall tell you."</p>
+
+<p>"Surely your object, like ours, can be but the Spreading About
+of<br>
+ the Truth?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see it at all. It is possible to imagine a case in
+which<br>
+ the spreading about of the truth might make me look a little<br>
+ awkward."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed!" Brasher pursed up his lips. "Your words would
+almost<br>
+ lead one to suppose that there was something about your method
+of<br>
+ acquiring the pipe which you have good and weighty reasons
+for<br>
+ concealing."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "I don't know why I should conceal the thing from you. I
+don't<br>
+ suppose either of you is any better than I am. I don't mind<br>
+ telling you how I got the pipe. I stole it."</p>
+
+<p>"Stole it!"</p>
+
+<p>Brasher seemed both amazed and shocked. But I, who had
+previous<br>
+ experience of Tress's methods of adding to his collection, was
+not<br>
+ at all surprised. Some of the pipes which he calls his, if
+only<br>
+ the whole truth about them were publicly known, would send him
+to<br>
+ jail.</p>
+
+<p>"That's nothing!" he continued. "All collectors steal! The
+eighth<br>
+ commandment was not intended to apply to them. Why, Pugh there
+has<br>
+ 'conveyed' three fourths of the pipes which he flatters himself
+are<br>
+ his."</p>
+
+<p>I was so dumfoundered by the charge that it took my breath
+away. I<br>
+ sat in astounded silence. Tress went raving on:</p>
+
+<p>"I was so shy of this particular pipe when I had obtained it,
+that<br>
+ I put it away for quite three months. When I took it out to have
+a<br>
+ look at it something about the thing so tickled me that I
+resolved<br>
+ to smoke it. Owing to peculiar circumstances attending the
+manner<br>
+ in which the thing came into my possession, and on which I need
+not<br>
+ dwell--you don't like to dwell on those sort of things, do
+you,<br>
+ Pugh?--I knew really nothing about the pipe. As was the case
+with<br>
+ Pugh, one peculiarity I learned from actual experience. It
+was<br>
+ also from actual experience that I learned that the thing
+was--<br>
+ well, I said haunted, but you may use any other word you
+like."</p>
+
+<p>"Tell us, as briefly as possible, what it was you really
+did<br>
+ discover."</p>
+
+<p>"Take the pipe out of the box!" Brasher took the pipe out of
+the<br>
+ box and held it in his hand. "You see that creature on it.
+Well,<br>
+ when I first had it it was underneath the pipe."</p>
+
+<p>"How do you mean that it was underneath the pipe?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was bunched together underneath the stem, just at the end
+of<br>
+ the mouthpiece, in the same way in which a fly might be
+suspended<br>
+ from the ceiling. When I began to smoke the pipe I saw the<br>
+ creature move."</p>
+
+<p>"But I thought that unconsciousness immediately followed."</p>
+
+<p>"It did follow, but not before I saw that the thing was
+moving. It<br>
+ was because I thought that I had been, in a way, a victim of<br>
+ delirium that I tried the second smoke. Suspecting that the
+thing<br>
+ was drugged I swallowed what I believed would prove a
+powerful<br>
+ antidote. It enabled me to resist the influence of the
+narcotic<br>
+ much longer than before, and while I still retained my senses I
+saw<br>
+ the creature crawl along under the stem and over the bowl. It
+was<br>
+ that sight, I believe, as much as anything else, which sent
+me<br>
+ silly. When I came to I then and there decided to present the
+pipe<br>
+ to Pugh. There is one more thing I would remark. When the
+pipe<br>
+ left me the creature's legs were twined about the bowl. Now
+they<br>
+ are withdrawn. Possibly you, Pugh, are able to cap my story with
+a<br>
+ little one which is all your own."</p>
+
+<p>"I certainly did imagine that I saw the creature move. But
+I<br>
+ supposed that while I was under the influence of the drug<br>
+ imagination had played me a trick."</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bit of it! Depend upon it, the beast is bewitched. Even
+to<br>
+ my eye it looks as though it were, and to a trained eye like
+yours,<br>
+ Pugh! You've been looking for the devil a long time, and
+you've<br>
+ got him at last."</p>
+
+<p>"I--I wish you wouldn't make those remarks, Tress. They jar
+on<br>
+ me."</p>
+
+<p>"I confess," interpolated Brasher--I noticed that he had put
+the<br>
+ pipe down on the table as though he were tired of holding
+it--<br>
+ "that, to MY thinking, such remarks are not appropriate. At
+the<br>
+ same time what you have told us is, I am bound to allow, a
+little<br>
+ curious. But of course what I require is ocular demonstration.
+I<br>
+ haven't seen the movement myself."</p>
+
+<p>"No, but you very soon will do if you care to have a pull at
+the<br>
+ pipe on your own account. Do, Brasher, to oblige me! There's
+a<br>
+ dear!"</p>
+
+<p>"It appears, then, that the movement is only observable when
+the<br>
+ pipe is smoked. We have at least arrived at step No. 1."</p>
+
+<p>"Here's a match, Brasher! Light up, and we shall have arrived
+at<br>
+ step No. 2."</p>
+
+<p>Tress lit a match and held it out to Brasher. Brasher
+retreated<br>
+ from its neighborhood.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, Mr. Tress, I am no smoker, as you are aware. And
+I<br>
+ have no desire to acquire the art of smoking by means of a
+poisoned<br>
+ pipe."</p>
+
+<p>Tress laughed. He blew out the match and threw it into the
+grate.</p>
+
+<p>"Then I tell you what I'll do--I'll have up Bob."</p>
+
+<p>"Bob--why Bob?"</p>
+
+<p>"Bob"--whose real name was Robert Haines, though I should
+think he<br>
+ must have forgotten the fact, so seldom was he addressed by
+it--was<br>
+ Tress's servant. He had been an old soldier, and had
+accompanied<br>
+ his master when he left the service. He was as depraved a<br>
+ character as Tress himself. I am not sure even that he was
+not<br>
+ worse than his master. I shall never forget how he once
+behaved<br>
+ toward myself. He actually had the assurance to accuse me of<br>
+ attempting to steal the Wardour Street relic which Tress
+fondly<br>
+ deludes himself was once the property of Sir Walter Raleigh.
+The<br>
+ truth is that I had slipped it with my handkerchief into my
+pocket<br>
+ in a fit of absence of mind. A man who could accuse ME of such
+a<br>
+ thing would be guilty of anything. I was therefore quite at
+one<br>
+ with Brasher when he asked what Bob could possibly be wanted
+for.<br>
+ Tress explained.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll get him to smoke the pipe," he said.</p>
+
+<p>Brasher and I exchanged glances, but we refrained from
+speech.</p>
+
+<p>"It won't do him any harm," said Tress.</p>
+
+<p>"What--not a poisoned pipe?" asked Brasher.</p>
+
+<p>"It's not poisoned--it's only drugged."</p>
+
+<p>"ONLY drugged!"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing hurts Bob. He is like an ostrich. He has
+digestive<br>
+ organs which are peculiarly his own. It will only serve him as
+it<br>
+ served me--and Pugh--it will knock him over. It is all done in
+the<br>
+ Pursuit of Truth and for the Advancement of Inquiry."</p>
+
+<p>I could see that Brasher did not altogether like the tone in
+which<br>
+ Tress repeated his words. As for me, it was not to be
+supposed<br>
+ that I should put myself out in a matter which in no way
+concerned<br>
+ me. If Tress chose to poison the man, it was his affair, not
+mine.<br>
+ He went to the door and shouted:</p>
+
+<p>"Bob! Come here, you scoundrel!"</p>
+
+<p>That is the way in which he speaks to him. No really
+decent<br>
+ servant would stand it. I shouldn't care to address Nalder,
+my<br>
+ servant, in such a way. He would give me notice on the spot.
+Bob<br>
+ came in. He is a great hulking fellow who is always on the
+grin.<br>
+ Tress had a decanter of brandy in his hand. He filled a
+tumbler<br>
+ with the neat spirit.</p>
+
+<p>"Bob, what would you say to a glassful of brandy--the real
+thing--<br>
+ my boy?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"And what would you say to a pull at a pipe when the brandy
+is<br>
+ drunk!"</p>
+
+<p>"A pipe?" The fellow is sharp enough when he likes. I saw
+him<br>
+ look at the pipe upon the table, and then at us, and then a
+gleam<br>
+ of intelligence came into his eyes. "I'd do it for a dollar,
+sir."</p>
+
+<p>"A dollar, you thief?"</p>
+
+<p>"I meant ten shillings, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Ten shillings, you brazen vagabond?"</p>
+
+<p>"I should have said a pound."</p>
+
+<p>"A pound! Was ever the like of that! Do I understand you to
+ask a<br>
+ pound for taking a pull at your master's pipe?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm thinking that I'll have to make it two."</p>
+
+<p>"The deuce you are! Here, Pugh, lend me a pound."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid I've left my purse behind."</p>
+
+<p>"Then lend me ten shillings--Ananias!"</p>
+
+<p>"I doubt if I have more than five."</p>
+
+<p>"Then give me the five. And, Brasher, lend me the other
+fifteen."</p>
+
+<p>Brasher lent him the fifteen. I doubt if we shall either of
+us<br>
+ ever see our money again. He handed the pound to Bob.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's the brandy--drink it up!" Bob drank it without a
+word,<br>
+ draining the glass of every drop. "And here's the pipe."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it poisoned, sir?"</p>
+
+<p>"Poisoned, you villain! What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't the first time I've seen your tricks, sir--is it
+now?<br>
+ And you're not the one to give a pound for nothing at all. If
+it<br>
+ kills me you'll send my body to my mother--she'd like to know
+that<br>
+ I was dead."</p>
+
+<p>"Send your body to your grandmother! You idiot, sit down
+and<br>
+ smoke!"</p>
+
+<p>Bob sat down. Tress had filled the pipe, and handed it, with
+a<br>
+ lighted match, to Bob. The fellow declined the match. He
+handled<br>
+ the pipe very gingerly, turning it over and over, eying it with
+all<br>
+ his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, sir--I'll light up myself if it's the same to you.
+I<br>
+ carry matches of my own. It's a beautiful pipe, entirely. I
+never<br>
+ see the like of it for ugliness. And what's the
+slimy-looking<br>
+ varmint that looks as though it would like to have my life? Is
+it<br>
+ living, or is it dead?"</p>
+
+<p>"Come, we don't want to sit here all day, my man!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, sir, the look of this here pipe has quite upset my
+stomach.<br>
+ I'd like another drop of liquor, if it's the same to you."</p>
+
+<p>"Another drop! Why, you've had a tumblerful already!
+Here's<br>
+ another tumblerful to put on top of that. You won't want the
+pipe<br>
+ to kill you--you'll be killed before you get to it."</p>
+
+<p>"And isn't it better to die a natural death?"</p>
+
+<p>Bob emptied the second tumbler of brandy as though it were
+water.<br>
+ I believe he would empty a hogshead without turning a hair!
+Then<br>
+ he gave another look at the pipe. Then, taking a match from
+his<br>
+ waistcoat pocket, he drew a long breath, as though he were<br>
+ resigning himself to fate. Striking the match on the seat of
+his<br>
+ trousers, while, shaded by his hand, the flame was gathering<br>
+ strength, he looked at each of us in turn. When he looked at
+Tress<br>
+ I distinctly saw him wink his eye. What my feelings would
+have<br>
+ been if a servant of mine had winked his eye at me I am unable
+to<br>
+ imagine! The match was applied to the tobacco, a puff of
+smoke<br>
+ came through his lips--the pipe was alight!</p>
+
+<p>During this process of lighting the pipe we had sat--I do not
+wish<br>
+ to use exaggerated language, but we had sat and watched that<br>
+ alcoholic scamp's proceedings as though we were witnessing
+an<br>
+ action which would leave its mark upon the age. When we saw
+the<br>
+ pipe was lighted we gave a simultaneous start. Brasher put
+his<br>
+ hands under his coat tails and gave a kind of hop. I raised
+myself<br>
+ a good six inches from my chair, and Tress rubbed his palms<br>
+ together with a chuckle. Bob alone was calm.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," cried Tress, "you'll see the devil moving."</p>
+
+<p>Bob took the pipe from between his lips.</p>
+
+<p>"See what?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Bob, you rascal, put that pipe back into your mouth, and
+smoke it<br>
+ for your life!"</p>
+
+<p>Bob was eying the pipe askance.</p>
+
+<p>"I dare say, but what I want to know is whether this here
+varmint's<br>
+ dead or whether he isn't. I don't want to have him flying at
+my<br>
+ nose--and he looks vicious enough for anything."</p>
+
+<p>"Give me back that pound, you thief, and get out of my house,
+and<br>
+ bundle."</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't going to give you back no pound."</p>
+
+<p>"Then smoke that pipe!"</p>
+
+<p>"I am smoking it, ain't I?"</p>
+
+<p>With the utmost deliberation Bob returned the pipe to his
+mouth.<br>
+ He emitted another whiff or two of smoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Now--now!" cried Tress, all excitement, and wagging his hand
+in<br>
+ the air.</p>
+
+<p>We gathered round. As we did so Bob again withdrew the
+pipe.</p>
+
+<p>"What is the meaning of all this here? I ain't going to have
+you<br>
+ playing none of your larks on me. I know there's something up,
+but<br>
+ I ain't going to throw my life away for twenty shillings--not
+quite<br>
+ I ain't."</p>
+
+<p>Tress, whose temper is not at any time one of the best, was
+seized<br>
+ with quite a spasm of rage.</p>
+
+<p>"As I live, my lad, if you try to cheat me by taking that pipe
+from<br>
+ between your lips until I tell you, you leave this room that<br>
+ instant, never again to be a servant of mine."</p>
+
+<p>I presume the fellow knew from long experience when his
+master<br>
+ meant what he said, and when he didn't. Without an attempt
+at<br>
+ remonstrance he replaced the pipe. He continued stolidly to
+puff<br>
+ away. Tress caught me by the arm.</p>
+
+<p>"What did I tell you? There--there! That tentacle is
+moving."</p>
+
+<p>The uplifted tentacle WAS moving. It was doing what I had seen
+it<br>
+ do, as I supposed, in my distorted imagination--it was
+reaching<br>
+ forward. Undoubtedly Bob saw what it was doing; but, whether
+in<br>
+ obedience to his master's commands, or whether because the drug
+was<br>
+ already beginning to take effect, he made no movement to
+withdraw<br>
+ the pipe. He watched the slowly advancing tentacle, coming
+closer<br>
+ and closer toward his nose, with an expression of such
+intense<br>
+ horror on his countenance that it became quite shocking.
+Farther<br>
+ and farther the creature reached forward, until on a sudden,
+with a<br>
+ sort of jerk, the movement assumed a downward direction, and
+the<br>
+ tentacle was slowly lowered until the tip rested on the stem of
+the<br>
+ pipe. For a moment the creature remained motionless. I was<br>
+ quieting my nerves with the reflection that this thing was but
+some<br>
+ trick of the carver's art, and that what we had seen we had seen
+in<br>
+ a sort of nightmare, when the whole hideous reptile was seized
+with<br>
+ what seemed to be a fit of convulsive shuddering. It seemed to
+be<br>
+ in agony. It trembled so violently that I expected to see it<br>
+ loosen its hold of the stem and fall to the ground. I was<br>
+ sufficiently master of myself to steal a glance at Bob. We had
+had<br>
+ an inkling of what might happen. He was wholly unprepared. As
+he<br>
+ saw that dreadful, human-looking creature, coming to life, as
+it<br>
+ seemed, within an inch or two of his nose, his eyes dilated
+to<br>
+ twice their usual size. I hoped, for his sake, that<br>
+ unconsciousness would supervene, through the action of the
+drug,<br>
+ before through sheer fright his senses left him. Perhaps<br>
+ mechanically he puffed steadily on.</p>
+
+<p>The creature's shuddering became more violent. It appeared
+to<br>
+ swell before our eyes. Then, just as suddenly as it began,
+the<br>
+ shuddering ceased. There was another instant of quiescence.
+Then<br>
+ the creature began to crawl along the stem of the pipe! It
+moved<br>
+ with marvelous caution, the merest fraction of an inch at a
+time.<br>
+ But still it moved! Our eyes were riveted on it with a
+fascination<br>
+ which was absolutely nauseous. I am unpleasantly affected even
+as<br>
+ I think of it now. My dreams of the night before had been
+nothing<br>
+ to this.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Slowly, slowly, it went, nearer and nearer to the smoker's
+nose.<br>
+ Its mode of progression was in the highest degree unsightly.
+It<br>
+ glided, never, so far as I could see, removing its tentacles
+from<br>
+ the stem of the pipe. It slipped its hindmost feelers onward
+until<br>
+ they came up to those which were in advance. Then, in their
+turn,<br>
+ it advanced those which were in front. It seemed, too, to
+move<br>
+ with the utmost labor, shuddering as though it were in pain.</p>
+
+<p>We were all, for our parts, speechless. I was momentarily
+hoping<br>
+ that the drug would take effect on Bob. Either his
+constitution<br>
+ enabled him to offer a strong resistance to narcotics, or else
+the<br>
+ large quantity of neat spirit which he had drunk acted--as
+Tress<br>
+ had malevolently intended that it should--as an antidote. It<br>
+ seemed to me that he would NEVER succumb. On went the
+creature--<br>
+ on, and on, in its infinitesimal progression. I was spellbound.
+I<br>
+ would have given the world to scream, to have been able to utter
+a<br>
+ sound. I could do nothing else but watch.</p>
+
+<p>The creature had reached the end of the stem. It had gained
+the<br>
+ amber mouthpiece. It was within an inch of the smoker's
+nose.<br>
+ Still on it went. It seemed to move with greater freedom on
+the<br>
+ amber. It increased its rate of progress. It was actually<br>
+ touching the foremost feature on the smoker's countenance. I<br>
+ expected to see it grip the wretched Bob, when it began to<br>
+ oscillate from side to side. Its oscillations increased in<br>
+ violence. It fell to the floor. That same instant the
+narcotic<br>
+ prevailed. Bob slipped sideways from the chair, the pipe
+still<br>
+ held tightly between his rigid jaws.</p>
+
+<p>We were silent. There lay Bob. Close beside him lay the
+creature.<br>
+ A few more inches to the left, and he would have fallen on
+and<br>
+ squashed it flat. It had fallen on its back. Its feelers
+were<br>
+ extended upward. They were writhing and twisting and turning
+in<br>
+ the air.</p>
+
+<p>Tress was the first to speak.</p>
+
+<p>"I think a little brandy won't be amiss." Emptying the
+remainder<br>
+ of the brandy into a glass, he swallowed it at a draught. "Now
+for<br>
+ a closer examination of our friend." Taking a pair of tongs
+from<br>
+ the grate he nipped the creature between them. He deposited
+it<br>
+ upon the table. "I rather fancy that this is a case for<br>
+ dissection."</p>
+
+<p>He took a penknife from his waistcoat pocket. Opening the
+large<br>
+ blade, he thrust its point into the object on the table. Little
+or<br>
+ no resistance seemed to be offered to the passage of the blade,
+but<br>
+ as it was inserted the tentacula simultaneously began to writhe
+and<br>
+ twist. Tress withdrew the knife.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought so!" He held the blade out for our inspection.
+The<br>
+ point was covered with some viscid-looking matter. "That's
+blood!<br>
+ The thing's alive!"</p>
+
+<p>"Alive!"</p>
+
+<p>"Alive! That's the secret of the whole performance!"</p>
+
+<p>"But--"</p>
+
+<p>"But me no buts, my Pugh! The mystery's exploded! One more
+ghost<br>
+ is lost to the world! The person from whom I OBTAINED that
+pipe<br>
+ was an Indian juggler--up to many tricks of the trade. He, or
+some<br>
+ one for him, got hold of this sweet thing in reptiles--and a<br>
+ sweeter thing would, I imagine, be hard to find--and covered
+it<br>
+ with some preparation of, possibly, gum arabic. He allowed this
+to<br>
+ harden. Then he stuck the thing--still living, for those sort
+of<br>
+ gentry are hard to kill--to the pipe. The consequence was
+that<br>
+ when anyone lit up, the warmth was communicated to the
+adhesive<br>
+ agent--again some preparation of gum, no doubt--it moistened
+it,<br>
+ and the creature, with infinite difficulty, was able to move.
+But<br>
+ I am open to lay odds with any gentleman of sporting tastes
+that<br>
+ THIS time the creature's traveling days ARE done. It has given
+me<br>
+ rather a larger taste of the horrors than is good for my<br>
+ digestion."</p>
+
+<p>With the aid of the tongs he removed the creature from the
+table.<br>
+ He placed it on the hearth. Before Brasher or I had a notion
+of<br>
+ what it was he intended to do he covered it with a heavy
+marble<br>
+ paper weight. Then he stood upon the weight, and between the<br>
+ marble and the hearth he ground the creature flat.</p>
+
+<p>While the execution was still proceeding, Bob sat up upon
+the<br>
+ floor.</p>
+
+<p>"Hollo!" he asked, "what's happened?"</p>
+
+<p>"We've emptied the bottle, Bob," said Tress. "But there's
+another<br>
+ where that came from. Perhaps you could drink another
+tumblerful,<br>
+ my boy?"</p>
+
+<p>Bob drank it!</p>
+
+<h4><br>
+ FOOTNOTE</h4>
+
+<p>"Those gentry are hard to kill." Here is fact, not
+fantasy.<br>
+ Lizard yarns no less sensational than this Mystery Story can
+be<br>
+ found between the covers of solemn, zoological textbooks.</p>
+
+<p>Reptiles, indeed, are far from finicky in the matters of
+air,<br>
+ space, and especially warmth. Frogs and other such sluggish-<br>
+ blooded creatures have lived after being frozen fast in ice.
+Their<br>
+ blood is little warmer than air or water, enjoying no extra
+casing<br>
+ of fur or feathers.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ Air and food seem held in light esteem by lizards. Their
+blood<br>
+ need not be highly oxygenated; it nourishes just as well
+when<br>
+ impure. In temperate climes lizards lie torpid and buried
+all<br>
+ winter; some species of the tropic deserts sleep peacefully
+all<br>
+ summer. Their anatomy includes no means for the continuous<br>
+ introduction and expulsion of air; reptilian lungs are little
+more<br>
+ than closed sacs, without cell structure.</p>
+
+<p>If any further zoological fact were needed to verify the
+denouement<br>
+ of "The Pipe," it might be the general statement that lizards
+are<br>
+ abnormal brutes anyhow. Consider the chameleons of unsettled
+hue.<br>
+ And what is one to think of an animal which, when captured by
+the<br>
+ tail, is able to make its escape by willfully shuffling off
+that<br>
+ appendage?--EDITOR.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>The Puzzle</h2>
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ Pugh came into my room holding something wrapped in a piece
+of<br>
+ brown paper.</p>
+
+<p>"Tress, I have brought you something on which you may exercise
+your<br>
+ ingenuity." He began, with exasperating deliberation, to untie
+the<br>
+ string which bound his parcel; he is one of those persons who
+would<br>
+ not cut a knot to save their lives. The process occupied him
+the<br>
+ better part of a quarter of an hour. Then he held out the
+contents<br>
+ of the paper.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "What do you think of that?" he asked. I thought nothing of
+it,<br>
+ and I told him so. "I was prepared for that confession. I
+have<br>
+ noticed, Tress, that you generally do think nothing of an
+article<br>
+ which really deserves the attention of a truly thoughtful
+mind.<br>
+ Possibly, as you think so little of it, you will be able to
+solve<br>
+ the puzzle."</p>
+
+<p>I took what he held out to me. It was an oblong box, perhaps
+seven<br>
+ inches long by three inches broad.</p>
+
+<p>"Where's the puzzle?" I asked.</p>
+
+<p>"If you will examine the lid of the box, you will see." I
+turned<br>
+ it over and over; it was difficult to see which was the lid.
+Then<br>
+ I perceived that on one side were printed these words:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p><br>
+ "PUZZLE: TO OPEN THE BOX"</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p><br>
+ The words were so faintly printed that it was not surprising
+that I<br>
+ had not noticed them at first. Pugh explained.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "I observed that box on a tray outside a second-hand
+furniture<br>
+ shop. It struck my eye. I took it up. I examined it. I
+inquired<br>
+ of the proprietor of the shop in what the puzzle lay. He
+replied<br>
+ that that was more than he could tell me. He himself had
+made<br>
+ several attempts to open the box, and all of them had failed.
+I<br>
+ purchased it. I took it home. I have tried, and I have failed.
+I<br>
+ am aware, Tress, of how you pride yourself upon your ingenuity.
+I<br>
+ cannot doubt that, if you try, you will not fail."</p>
+
+<p>While Pugh was prosing, I was examining the box. It was at
+least<br>
+ well made. It weighed certainly under two ounces. I struck
+it<br>
+ with my knuckles; it sounded hollow. There was no hinge;
+nothing<br>
+ of any kind to show that it ever had been opened, or, for
+the<br>
+ matter of that, that it ever could be opened. The more I
+examined<br>
+ the thing, the more it whetted my curiosity. That it could
+be<br>
+ opened, and in some ingenious manner, I made no doubt--but
+how?</p>
+
+<p>The box was not a new one. At a rough guess I should say that
+it<br>
+ had been a box for a good half century; there were certain signs
+of<br>
+ age about it which could not escape a practiced eye. Had it<br>
+ remained unopened all that time? When opened, what would be
+found<br>
+ inside? It SOUNDED hollow; probably nothing at all--who
+could<br>
+ tell?</p>
+
+<p>It was formed of small pieces of inlaid wood. Several woods
+had<br>
+ been used; some of them were strange to me. They were of
+different<br>
+ colors; it was pretty obvious that they must all of them have
+been<br>
+ hard woods. The pieces were of various shapes--hexagonal,<br>
+ octagonal, triangular, square, oblong, and even circular.
+The<br>
+ process of inlaying them had been beautifully done. So nicely
+had<br>
+ the parts been joined that the lines of meeting were difficult
+to<br>
+ discover with the naked eye; they had been joined solid, so
+to<br>
+ speak. It was an excellent example of marquetry. I had been
+over-<br>
+ hasty in my deprecation; I owed as much to Pugh.</p>
+
+<p>"This box of yours is better worth looking at than I first<br>
+ supposed. Is it to be sold?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, it is not to be sold. Nor"--he "fixed" me with his<br>
+ spectacles--"is it to be given away. I have brought it to you
+for<br>
+ the simple purpose of ascertaining if you have ingenuity enough
+to<br>
+ open it."</p>
+
+<p>"I will engage to open it in two seconds--with a hammer."</p>
+
+<p>"I dare say. I will open it with a hammer. The thing is to
+open<br>
+ it without."</p>
+
+<p>"Let me see." I began, with the aid of a microscope, to
+examine<br>
+ the box more closely. "I will give you one piece of
+information,<br>
+ Pugh. Unless I am mistaken, the secret lies in one of these
+little<br>
+ pieces of inlaid wood. You push it, or you press it, or
+something,<br>
+ and the whole affair flies open."</p>
+
+<p>"Such was my own first conviction. I am not so sure of it now.
+I<br>
+ have pressed every separate piece of wood; I have tried to
+move<br>
+ each piece in every direction. No result has followed. My
+theory<br>
+ was a hidden spring."</p>
+
+<p>"But there must be a hidden spring of some sort, unless you
+are to<br>
+ open it by a mere exercise of force. I suppose the box is
+empty."</p>
+
+<p>"I thought it was at first, but now I am not so sure of
+that<br>
+ either. It all depends on the position in which you hold it.
+Hold<br>
+ it in this position--like this--close to your ear. Have you
+a<br>
+ small hammer?" I took a small hammer. "Tap it softly, with
+the<br>
+ hammer. Don't you notice a sort of reverberation within?"</p>
+
+<p>Pugh was right, there certainly was something within;
+something<br>
+ which seemed to echo back my tapping, almost as if it were a
+living<br>
+ thing. I mentioned this, to Pugh.</p>
+
+<p>"But you don't think that there is something alive inside the
+box?<br>
+ There can't be. The box must be airtight, probably as much
+air-<br>
+ tight as an exhausted receiver."</p>
+
+<p>"How do we know that? How can we tell that no minute
+interstices<br>
+ have been left for the express purpose of ventilation?" I<br>
+ continued tapping with the hammer. I noticed one peculiarity,
+that<br>
+ it was only when I held the box in a particular position,
+and<br>
+ tapped at a certain spot, there came the answering taps from<br>
+ within. "I tell you what it is, Pugh, what I hear is the<br>
+ reverberation of some machinery."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think so?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure of it."</p>
+
+<p>"Give the box to me." Pugh put the box to his ear. He
+tapped.<br>
+ "It sounds to me like the echoing tick, tick of some great
+beetle;<br>
+ like the sort of noise which a deathwatch makes, you know."</p>
+
+<p>Trust Pugh to find a remarkable explanation for a simple fact;
+if<br>
+ the explanation leans toward the supernatural, so much the
+more<br>
+ satisfactory to Pugh. I knew better.</p>
+
+<p>"The sound which you hear is merely the throbbing or the
+trembling<br>
+ of the mechanism with which it is intended that the box should
+be<br>
+ opened. The mechanism is placed just where you are tapping it
+with<br>
+ the hammer. Every tap causes it to jar."</p>
+
+<p>"It sounds to me like the ticking of a deathwatch. However,
+on<br>
+ such subjects, Tress, I know what you are."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Pugh, give it an extra hard tap, and you will
+see."</p>
+
+<p>He gave it an extra hard tap. The moment he had done so,
+he<br>
+ started.</p>
+
+<p>"I've done it now."</p>
+
+<p>"What have you done?"</p>
+
+<p>"Broken something, I fancy." He listened intently, with his
+ear to<br>
+ the box. "No--it seems all right. And yet I could have sworn
+I<br>
+ had damaged something; I heard it smash."</p>
+
+<p>"Give me the box." He gave it me. In my turn, I listened.
+I<br>
+ shook the box. Pugh must have been mistaken. Nothing
+rattled;<br>
+ there was not a sound; the box was as empty as before. I gave
+a<br>
+ smart tap with the hammer, as Pugh had done. Then there
+certainly<br>
+ was a curious sound. To my ear, it sounded like the smashing
+of<br>
+ glass. "I wonder if there is anything fragile inside your
+precious<br>
+ puzzle, Pugh, and, if so, if we are shivering it by
+degrees?"</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ II</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ "What IS that noise?"</p>
+
+<p>I lay in bed in that curious condition which is between sleep
+and<br>
+ waking. When, at last, I KNEW that I was awake, I asked
+myself<br>
+ what it was that had woke me. Suddenly I became conscious
+that<br>
+ something was making itself audible in the silence of the
+night.<br>
+ For some seconds I lay and listened. Then I sat up in bed.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "What IS that noise?"</p>
+
+<p>It was like the tick, tick of some large and unusually
+clear-toned<br>
+ clock. It might have been a clock, had it not been that the
+sound<br>
+ was varied, every half dozen ticks or so, by a sort of
+stifled<br>
+ screech, such as might have been uttered by some small creature
+in<br>
+ an extremity of anguish. I got out of bed; it was ridiculous
+to<br>
+ think of sleep during the continuation of that uncanny
+shrieking.<br>
+ I struck a light. The sound seemed to come from the
+neighborhood<br>
+ of my dressing-table. I went to the dressing-table, the
+lighted<br>
+ match in my hand, and, as I did so, my eyes fell on Pugh's<br>
+ mysterious box. That same instant there issued, from the bowels
+of<br>
+ the box, a more uncomfortable screech than any I had
+previously<br>
+ heard. It took me so completely by surprise that I let the
+match<br>
+ fall from my hand to the floor. The room was in darkness. I<br>
+ stood, I will not say trembling, listening--considering
+their<br>
+ volume--to the EERIEST shrieks I ever heard. All at once
+they<br>
+ ceased. Then came the tick, tick, tick again. I struck
+another<br>
+ match and lit the gas.</p>
+
+<p>Pugh had left his puzzle box behind him. We had done all we
+could,<br>
+ together, to solve the puzzle. He had left it behind to see what
+I<br>
+ could do with it alone. So much had it engrossed my attention
+that<br>
+ I had even brought it into my bedroom, in order that I
+might,<br>
+ before retiring to rest, make a final attempt at the solution
+of<br>
+ the mystery. NOW what possessed the thing?</p>
+
+<p>As I stood, and looked, and listened, one thing began to be
+clear<br>
+ to me, that some sort of machinery had been set in motion
+inside<br>
+ the box. How it had been set in motion was another matter.
+But<br>
+ the box had been subjected to so much handling, to such
+pressing<br>
+ and such hammering, that it was not strange if, after all, Pugh
+or<br>
+ I had unconsciously hit upon the spring which set the whole
+thing<br>
+ going. Possibly the mechanism had got so rusty that it had
+refused<br>
+ to act at once. It had hung fire, and only after some hours
+had<br>
+ something or other set the imprisoned motive power free.</p>
+
+<p>But what about the screeching? Could there be some living
+creature<br>
+ concealed within the box? Was I listening to the cries of
+some<br>
+ small animal in agony? Momentary reflection suggested that
+the<br>
+ explanation of the one thing was the explanation of the
+other.<br>
+ Rust!--there was the mystery. The same rust which had
+prevented<br>
+ the mechanism from acting at once was causing the screeching
+now.<br>
+ The uncanny sounds were caused by nothing more nor less than
+the<br>
+ want of a drop or two of oil. Such an explanation would not
+have<br>
+ satisfied Pugh, it satisfied me.</p>
+
+<p>Picking up the box, I placed it to my ear.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder how long this little performance is going to
+continue.<br>
+ And what is going to happen when it is good enough to cease?
+I<br>
+ hope"--an uncomfortable thought occurred to me--"I hope Pugh
+hasn't<br>
+ picked up some pleasant little novelty in the way of an
+infernal<br>
+ machine. It would be a first-rate joke if he and I had been<br>
+ endeavoring to solve the puzzle of how to set it going."</p>
+
+<p>I don't mind owning that as this reflection crossed my mind
+I<br>
+ replaced Pugh's puzzle on the dressing-table. The idea did
+not<br>
+ commend itself to me at all. The box evidently contained
+some<br>
+ curious mechanism. It might be more curious than
+comfortable.<br>
+ Possibly some agreeable little device in clockwork. The
+tick,<br>
+ tick, tick suggested clockwork which had been planned to go
+a<br>
+ certain time, and then--then, for all I knew, ignite an
+explosive,<br>
+ and--blow up. It would be a charming solution to the puzzle if
+it<br>
+ were to explode while I stood there, in my nightshirt, looking
+on.<br>
+ It is true that the box weighed very little. Probably, as I
+have<br>
+ said, the whole affair would not have turned the scale at a
+couple<br>
+ of ounces. But then its very lightness might have been part of
+the<br>
+ ingenious inventor's little game. There are explosives with
+which<br>
+ one can work a very satisfactory amount of damage with
+considerably<br>
+ less than a couple of ounces.</p>
+
+<p>While I was hesitating--I own it!--whether I had not better
+immerse<br>
+ Pugh's puzzle in a can of water, or throw it out of the window,
+or<br>
+ call down Bob with a request to at once remove it to his
+apartment,<br>
+ both the tick, tick, tick, and the screeching ceased, and
+all<br>
+ within the box was still. If it WAS going to explode, it was
+now<br>
+ or never. Instinctively I moved in the direction of the
+door.</p>
+
+<p>I waited with a certain sense of anxiety. I waited in
+vain.<br>
+ Nothing happened, not even a renewal of the sound.</p>
+
+<p>"I wish Pugh had kept his precious puzzle at home. This sort
+of<br>
+ thing tries one's nerves."</p>
+
+<p>When I thought that I perceived that nothing seemed likely
+to<br>
+ happen, I returned to the neighborhood of the table. I looked
+at<br>
+ the box askance. I took it up gingerly. Something might go off
+at<br>
+ any moment for all I knew. It would be too much of a joke if<br>
+ Pugh's precious puzzle exploded in my hand. I shook it
+doubtfully;<br>
+ nothing rattled. I held it to my ear. There was not a sound.<br>
+ What had taken place? Had the clockwork run down, and was
+the<br>
+ machine arranged with such a diabolical ingenuity that a
+certain<br>
+ interval was required, after the clockwork had run down, before
+an<br>
+ explosion could occur? Or had rust caused the mechanism to
+again<br>
+ hang fire?</p>
+
+<p>"After making all that commotion the thing might at least
+come<br>
+ open." I banged the box viciously against the corner of the
+table.<br>
+ I felt that I would almost rather that an explosion should
+take<br>
+ place than that nothing should occur. One does not care to
+be<br>
+ disturbed from one's sound slumber in the small hours of the<br>
+ morning for a trifle.</p>
+
+<p>"I've half a mind to get a hammer, and try, as they say in
+the<br>
+ cookery books, another way."</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately I had promised Pugh to abstain from using force.
+I<br>
+ might have shivered the box open with my hammer, and then
+explained<br>
+ that it had fallen, or got trod upon, or sat upon, or
+something,<br>
+ and so got shattered, only I was afraid that Pugh would not
+believe<br>
+ me. The man is himself such an untruthful man that he is in
+a<br>
+ chronic state of suspicion about the truthfulness of others.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, if you're not going to blow up, or open, or something,
+I'll<br>
+ say good night."</p>
+
+<p>I gave the box a final rap with my knuckles and a final
+shake,<br>
+ replaced it on the table, put out the gas, and returned to
+bed.</p>
+
+<p>I was just sinking again into slumber, when that box began
+again.<br>
+ It was true that Pugh had purchased the puzzle, but it was
+evident<br>
+ that the whole enjoyment of the purchase was destined to be
+mine.<br>
+ It was useless to think of sleep while that performance was
+going<br>
+ on. I sat up in bed once more.</p>
+
+<p>"It strikes me that the puzzle consists in finding out how it
+is<br>
+ possible to go to sleep with Pugh's purchase in your bedroom.
+This<br>
+ is far better than the old-fashioned prescription of cats on
+the<br>
+ tiles."</p>
+
+<p>It struck me the noise was distinctly louder than before;
+this<br>
+ applied both to the tick, tick, tick, and the screeching.</p>
+
+<p>"Possibly," I told myself, as I relighted the gas, "the
+explosion<br>
+ is to come off this time."</p>
+
+<p>I turned to look at the box. There could be no doubt about it;
+the<br>
+ noise was louder. And, if I could trust my eyes, the box was<br>
+ moving--giving a series of little jumps. This might have been
+an<br>
+ optical delusion, but it seemed to me that at each tick the
+box<br>
+ gave a little bound. During the screeches--which sounded more
+like<br>
+ the cries of an animal in an agony of pain even than before--if
+it<br>
+ did not tilt itself first on one end, and then on another, I
+shall<br>
+ never be willing to trust the evidence of my own eyes again.
+And<br>
+ surely the box had increased in size; I could have sworn not
+only<br>
+ that it had increased, but that it was increasing, even as I
+stood<br>
+ there looking on. It had grown, and still was growing, both<br>
+ broader, and longer, and deeper. Pugh, of course, would have<br>
+ attributed it to supernatural agency; there never was a man
+with<br>
+ such a nose for a ghost. I could picture him occupying my<br>
+ position, shivering in his nightshirt, as he beheld that
+miracle<br>
+ taking place before his eyes. The solution which at once
+suggested<br>
+ itself to me--and which would NEVER have suggested itself to
+Pugh!--<br>
+ was that the box was fashioned, as it were, in layers, and
+that<br>
+ the ingenious mechanism it contained was forcing the sides at
+once<br>
+ both upward and outward. I took it in my hand. I could feel<br>
+ something striking against the bottom of the box, like the
+tap,<br>
+ tap, tapping of a tiny hammer.</p>
+
+<p>"This is a pretty puzzle of Pugh's. He would say that that is
+the<br>
+ tapping of a deathwatch. For my part I have not much faith
+in<br>
+ deathwatches, et hoc genus omne, but it certainly is a
+curious<br>
+ tapping; I wonder what is going to happen next?"</p>
+
+<p>Apparently nothing, except a continuation of those
+mysterious<br>
+ sounds. That the box had increased in size I had, and have,
+no<br>
+ doubt whatever. I should say that it had increased a good inch
+in<br>
+ every direction, at least half an inch while I had been looking
+on.<br>
+ But while I stood looking its growth was suddenly and
+perceptibly<br>
+ stayed; it ceased to move. Only the noise continued.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder how long it will be before anything worth happening
+does<br>
+ happen! I suppose something is going to happen; there can't be
+all<br>
+ this to-do for nothing. If it is anything in the infernal
+machine<br>
+ line, and there is going to be an explosion, I might as well
+be<br>
+ here to see it. I think I'll have a pipe."</p>
+
+<p>I put on my dressing-gown. I lit my pipe. I sat and stared at
+the<br>
+ box. I dare say I sat there for quite twenty minutes when,
+as<br>
+ before, without any sort of warning, the sound was stilled.
+Its<br>
+ sudden cessation rather startled me.</p>
+
+<p>"Has the mechanism again hung fire? Or, this time, is the<br>
+ explosion coming off?" It did not come off; nothing came
+off.<br>
+ "Isn't the box even going to open?"</p>
+
+<p>It did not open. There was simply silence all at once, and
+that<br>
+ was all. I sat there in expectation for some moments longer.
+But<br>
+ I sat for nothing. I rose. I took the box in my hand. I
+shook<br>
+ it.</p>
+
+<p>"This puzzle IS a puzzle." I held the box first to one ear,
+then<br>
+ to the other. I gave it several sharp raps with my knuckles.<br>
+ There was not an answering sound, not even the sort of<br>
+ reverberation which Pugh and I had noticed at first. It
+seemed<br>
+ hollower than ever. It was as though the soul of the box was
+dead.<br>
+ "I suppose if I put you down, and extinguish the gas and return
+to<br>
+ bed, in about half an hour or so, just as I am dropping off
+to<br>
+ sleep, the performance will be recommenced. Perhaps the third
+time<br>
+ will be lucky."</p>
+
+<p>But I was mistaken--there was no third time. When I returned
+to<br>
+ bed that time I returned to sleep, and I was allowed to
+sleep;<br>
+ there was no continuation of the performance, at least so far as
+I<br>
+ know. For no sooner was I once more between the sheets than I
+was<br>
+ seized with an irresistible drowsiness, a drowsiness which
+so<br>
+ mastered me that I--I imagine it must have been
+instantly--sank<br>
+ into slumber which lasted till long after day had dawned.
+Whether<br>
+ or not any more mysterious sounds issued from the bowels of
+Pugh's<br>
+ puzzle is more than I can tell. If they did, they did not
+succeed<br>
+ in rousing me.</p>
+
+<p>And yet, when at last I did awake, I had a sort of
+consciousness<br>
+ that my waking had been caused by something strange. What it was
+I<br>
+ could not surmise. My own impression was that I had been
+awakened<br>
+ by the touch of a person's hand. But that impression must
+have<br>
+ been a mistaken one, because, as I could easily see by
+looking<br>
+ round the room, there was no one in the room to touch me.</p>
+
+<p>It was broad daylight. I looked at my watch; it was nearly
+eleven<br>
+ o'clock. I am a pretty late sleeper as a rule, but I do not<br>
+ usually sleep as late as that. That scoundrel Bob would let
+me<br>
+ sleep all day without thinking it necessary to call me. I was
+just<br>
+ about to spring out of bed with the intention of ringing the
+bell<br>
+ so that I might give Bob a piece of my mind for allowing me
+to<br>
+ sleep so late, when my glance fell on the dressing-table on
+which,<br>
+ the night before, I had placed Pugh's puzzle. It had gone!</p>
+
+<p>Its absence so took me by surprise that I ran to the table. It
+HAD<br>
+ gone. But it had not gone far; it had gone to pieces! There
+were<br>
+ the pieces lying where the box had been. The puzzle had
+solved<br>
+ itself. The box was open, open with a vengeance, one might
+say.<br>
+ Like that unfortunate Humpty Dumpty, who, so the chroniclers
+tell<br>
+ us, sat on a wall, surely "all the king's horses and all the
+king's<br>
+ men" never could put Pugh's puzzle together again!</p>
+
+<p>The marquetry had resolved itself into its component parts.
+How<br>
+ those parts had ever been joined was a mystery. They had been
+laid<br>
+ upon no foundation, as is the case with ordinary inlaid work.
+The<br>
+ several pieces of wood were not only of different shapes and
+sizes,<br>
+ but they were as thin as the thinnest veneer; yet the box had
+been<br>
+ formed by simply joining them together. The man who made that
+box<br>
+ must have been possessed of ingenuity worthy of a better
+cause.</p>
+
+<p>I perceived how the puzzle had been worked. The box had
+contained<br>
+ an arrangement of springs, which, on being released, had
+expanded<br>
+ themselves in different directions until their mere expansion
+had<br>
+ rent the box to pieces. There were the springs, lying amid
+the<br>
+ ruin they had caused.</p>
+
+<p>There was something else amid that ruin besides those
+springs;<br>
+ there was a small piece of writing paper. I took it up. On
+the<br>
+ reverse side of it was written in a minute, crabbed hand: "A<br>
+ Present For You." What was a present for me? I looked, and,
+not<br>
+ for the first time since I had caught sight of Pugh's
+precious<br>
+ puzzle, could scarcely believe my eyes.</p>
+
+<p>There, poised between two upright wires, the bent ends of
+which<br>
+ held it aloft in the air, was either a piece of glass or--a<br>
+ crystal. The scrap of writing paper had exactly covered it.
+I<br>
+ understood what it was, when Pugh and I had tapped with the
+hammer,<br>
+ had caused the answering taps to proceed from within. Our
+taps<br>
+ caused the wires to oscillate, and in these oscillations the<br>
+ crystal, which they held suspended, had touched the side of
+the<br>
+ box.</p>
+
+<p>I looked again at the piece of paper. "A Present For You."
+Was<br>
+ THIS the present--this crystal? I regarded it intently.</p>
+
+<p>"It CAN'T be a diamond."</p>
+
+<p>The idea was ridiculous, absurd. No man in his senses would
+place<br>
+ a diamond inside a twopenny-halfpenny puzzle box. The thing was
+as<br>
+ big as a walnut! And yet--I am a pretty good judge of
+precious<br>
+ stones--if it was not an uncut diamond it was the best imitation
+I<br>
+ had seen. I took it up. I examined it closely. The more
+closely<br>
+ I examined it, the more my wonder grew.</p>
+
+<p>"It IS a diamond!"</p>
+
+<p>And yet the idea was too preposterous for credence. Who
+would<br>
+ present a diamond as big as a walnut with a trumpery puzzle?<br>
+ Besides, all the diamonds which the world contains of that size
+are<br>
+ almost as well known as the Koh-i-noor.</p>
+
+<p>"If it is a diamond, it is worth--it is worth--Heaven only
+knows<br>
+ what it isn't worth if it's a diamond."</p>
+
+<p>I regarded it through a strong pocket lens. As I did so I
+could<br>
+ not restrain an exclamation.</p>
+
+<p>"The world to a China orange, it IS a diamond!"</p>
+
+<p>The words had scarcely escaped my lips than there came a
+tapping at<br>
+ the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in!" I cried, supposing it was Bob. It was not Bob, it
+was<br>
+ Pugh. Instinctively I put the lens and the crystal behind my
+back.<br>
+ At sight of me in my nightshirt Pugh began to shake his
+head.</p>
+
+<p>"What hours, Tress, what hours! Why, my dear Tress, I've<br>
+ breakfasted, read the papers and my letters, came all the way
+from<br>
+ my house here, and you're not up!"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't I look as though I were up?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, Tress! Tress!" He approached the dressing-table. His
+eye<br>
+ fell upon the ruins. "What's this?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's the solution to the puzzle."</p>
+
+<p>"Have you--have you solved it fairly, Tress?"</p>
+
+<p>"It has solved itself. Our handling, and tapping, and
+hammering<br>
+ must have freed the springs which the box contained, and during
+the<br>
+ night, while I slept, they have caused it to come open."</p>
+
+<p>"While you slept? Dear me! How strange! And--what are
+these?"</p>
+
+<p>He had discovered the two upright wires on which the crystal
+had<br>
+ been poised.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose they're part of the puzzle."</p>
+
+<p>"And was there anything in the box? What's this?" he picked up
+the<br>
+ scrap of paper; I had left it on the table. He read what was<br>
+ written on it: "'A Present For You.' What's it mean? Tress,
+was<br>
+ this in the box?"</p>
+
+<p>"It was."</p>
+
+<p>"What's it mean about a present? Was there anything in the
+box<br>
+ besides?"</p>
+
+<p>"Pugh, if you will leave the room I shall be able to dress; I
+am<br>
+ not in the habit of receiving quite such early calls, or I
+should<br>
+ have been prepared to receive you. If you will wait in the
+next<br>
+ room, I will be with you as soon as I'm dressed. There is a
+little<br>
+ subject in connection with the box which I wish to discuss
+with<br>
+ you."</p>
+
+<p>"A subject in connection with the box? What is the
+subject?"</p>
+
+<p>"I will tell you, Pugh, when I have performed my toilet."</p>
+
+<p>"Why can't you tell me now?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you propose, then, that I should stand here shivering in
+my<br>
+ shirt while you are prosing at your ease? Thank you; I am
+obliged,<br>
+ but I decline. May I ask you once more, Pugh, to wait for me
+in<br>
+ the adjoining apartment?"</p>
+
+<p>He moved toward the door. When he had taken a couple of steps,
+he<br>
+ halted.</p>
+
+<p>"I--I hope, Tress, that you're--you're going to play no tricks
+on<br>
+ me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Tricks on you! Is it likely that I am going to play tricks
+upon<br>
+ my oldest friend?"</p>
+
+<p>When he had gone--he vanished, it seemed to me, with a
+somewhat<br>
+ doubtful visage--I took the crystal to the window. I drew
+the<br>
+ blind. I let the sunshine fall on it. I examined it again,<br>
+ closely and minutely, with the aid of my pocket lens. It WAS
+a<br>
+ diamond; there could not be a doubt of it. If, with my
+knowledge<br>
+ of stones, I was deceived, then I was deceived as never man
+had<br>
+ been deceived before. My heart beat faster as I recognized
+the<br>
+ fact that I was holding in my hand what was, in all probability,
+a<br>
+ fortune for a man of moderate desires. Of course, Pugh knew<br>
+ nothing of what I had discovered, and there was no reason why
+he<br>
+ should know. Not the least! The only difficulty was that if
+I<br>
+ kept my own counsel, and sold the stone and utilized the
+proceeds<br>
+ of the sale, I should have to invent a story which would
+account<br>
+ for my sudden accession to fortune. Pugh knows almost as much
+of<br>
+ my affairs as I do myself. That is the worst of these old
+friends!</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ When I joined Pugh I found him dancing up and down the floor
+like a<br>
+ bear upon hot plates. He scarcely allowed me to put my nose
+inside<br>
+ the door before attacking me.</p>
+
+<p>"Tress, give me what was in the box."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Pugh, how do you know that there was something in the
+box<br>
+ to give you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know there was!"</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed! If you know that there was something in the box,
+perhaps<br>
+ you will tell me what that something was."</p>
+
+<p>He eyed me doubtfully. Then, advancing, he laid upon my arm a
+hand<br>
+ which positively trembled.</p>
+
+<p>"Tress, you--you wouldn't play tricks on an old friend."</p>
+
+<p>"You are right, Pugh, I wouldn't, though I believe there have
+been<br>
+ occasions on which you have had doubts upon the subject. By
+the<br>
+ way, Pugh, I believe that I am the oldest friend you have."</p>
+
+<p>"I--I don't know about that. There's--there's Brasher."</p>
+
+<p>"Brasher! Who's Brasher? You wouldn't compare my friendship
+to<br>
+ the friendship of such a man as Brasher? Think of the tastes
+we<br>
+ have in common, you and I. We're both collectors."</p>
+
+<p>"Ye-es, we're both collectors."</p>
+
+<p>"I make my interests yours, and you make your interests
+mine.<br>
+ Isn't that so, Pugh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Tress, what--what was in the box?"</p>
+
+<p>"I will be frank with you, Pugh. If there had been something
+in<br>
+ the box, would you have been willing to go halves with me in
+my<br>
+ discovery?"</p>
+
+<p>"Go halves! In your discovery, Tress! Give me what is
+mine!"</p>
+
+<p>"With pleasure, Pugh, if you will tell me what is yours."</p>
+
+<p>"If--if you don't give me what was in the box I'll--I'll send
+for<br>
+ the police."</p>
+
+<p>"Do! Then I shall be able to hand to them what was in the box
+in<br>
+ order that it may be restored to its proper owner."</p>
+
+<p>"Its proper owner! I'm its proper owner!"</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me, but I don't understand how that can be; at least,
+until<br>
+ the police have made inquiries. I should say that the proper
+owner<br>
+ was the person from whom you purchased the box, or, more
+probably,<br>
+ the person from whom he purchased it, and by whom, doubtless,
+it<br>
+ was sold in ignorance, or by mistake. Thus, Pugh, if you will
+only<br>
+ send for the police, we shall earn the gratitude of a person
+of<br>
+ whom we never heard in our lives--I for discovering the contents
+of<br>
+ the box, and you for returning them."</p>
+
+<p>As I said this, Pugh's face was a study. He gasped for breath.
+He<br>
+ actually took out his handkerchief to wipe his brow.</p>
+
+<p>"Tress, I--I don't think you need to use a tone like that to
+me.<br>
+ It isn't friendly. What--what was in the box?"</p>
+
+<p>"Let us understand each other, Pugh. If you don't hand over
+what<br>
+ was in the box to the police, I go halves."</p>
+
+<p>Pugh began to dance about the floor.</p>
+
+<p>"What a fool I was to trust you with the box! I knew I
+couldn't<br>
+ trust you." I said nothing. I turned and rang the bell.
+"What's<br>
+ that for?"</p>
+
+<p>"That, my dear Pugh, is for breakfast, and, if you desire it,
+for<br>
+ the police. You know, although you have breakfasted, I
+haven't.<br>
+ Perhaps while I am breaking my fast, you would like to summon
+the<br>
+ representatives of law and order." Bob came in. I ordered<br>
+ breakfast. Then I turned to Pugh. "Is there anything you
+would<br>
+ like?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I--I've breakfasted."</p>
+
+<p>"It wasn't of breakfast I was thinking. It was of--something
+else.<br>
+ Bob is at your service, if, for instance, you wish to send him
+on<br>
+ an errand."</p>
+
+<p>"No, I want nothing. Bob can go." Bob went. Directly he
+was<br>
+ gone, Pugh turned to me. "You shall have half. What was in
+the<br>
+ box?"</p>
+
+<p>"I shall have half?"</p>
+
+<p>"You shall!"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think it is necessary that the terms of our
+little<br>
+ understanding should be expressly embodied in black and white.
+I<br>
+ fancy that, under the circumstance, I can trust you, Pugh. I<br>
+ believe that I am capable of seeing that, in this matter, you
+don't<br>
+ do me. That was in the box."</p>
+
+<p>I held out the crystal between my finger and thumb.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"That is what I desire to learn."</p>
+
+<p>"Let me look at it."</p>
+
+<p>"You are welcome to look at it where it is. Look at it as long
+as<br>
+ you like, and as closely."</p>
+
+<p>Pugh leaned over my hand. His eyes began to gleam. He is
+himself<br>
+ not a bad judge of precious stones, is Pugh.</p>
+
+<p>"It's--it's--Tress!--is it a diamond?"</p>
+
+<p>"That question I have already asked myself."</p>
+
+<p>"Let me look at it! It will be safe with me! It's mine!"</p>
+
+<p>I immediately put the thing behind my back.</p>
+
+<p>"Pardon me, it belongs neither to you nor to me. It belongs,
+in<br>
+ all probability, to the person who sold that puzzle to the man
+from<br>
+ whom you bought it--perhaps some weeping widow, Pugh, or
+hopeless<br>
+ orphan--think of it. Let us have no further misunderstanding
+upon<br>
+ that point, my dear old friend. Still, because you are my dear
+old<br>
+ friend, I am willing to trust you with this discovery of mine,
+on<br>
+ condition that you don't attempt to remove it from my sight,
+and<br>
+ that you return it to me the moment I require you."</p>
+
+<p>"You're--you're very hard on me." I made a movement toward
+my<br>
+ waistcoat pocket. "I'll return it to you!"</p>
+
+<p>I handed him the crystal, and with it I handed him my pocket
+lens.</p>
+
+<p>"With the aid of that glass I imagine that you will be able
+to<br>
+ subject it to a more acute examination, Pugh."</p>
+
+<p>He began to examine it through the lens. Directly he did so,
+he<br>
+ gave an exclamation. In a few moments he looked up at me.
+His<br>
+ eyes were glistening behind his spectacles. I could see he<br>
+ trembled.</p>
+
+<p>"Tress, it's--it's a diamond, a Brazil diamond. It's worth
+a<br>
+ fortune!"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad you think so."</p>
+
+<p>"Glad I think so! Don't you think that it's a diamond?"</p>
+
+<p>"It appears to be a diamond. Under ordinary conditions I
+should<br>
+ say, without hesitation, that it was a diamond. But when I<br>
+ consider the circumstances of its discovery, I am driven to
+doubts.<br>
+ How much did you give for that puzzle, Pugh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ninepence; the fellow wanted a shilling, but I gave him
+ninepence.<br>
+ He seemed content."</p>
+
+<p>"Ninepence! Does it seem reasonable that we should find a
+diamond,<br>
+ which, if it is a diamond, is the finest stone I ever saw
+and<br>
+ handled, in a ninepenny puzzle? It is not as though it had
+got<br>
+ into the thing by accident, it had evidently been placed there
+to<br>
+ be found, and, apparently, by anyone who chanced to solve
+the<br>
+ puzzle; witness the writing on the scrap of paper."</p>
+
+<p>Pugh re-examined the crystal.</p>
+
+<p>"It is a diamond! I'll stake my life that it's a diamond!"</p>
+
+<p>"Still, though it be a diamond, I smell a rat!"</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"I strongly suspect that the person who placed that diamond
+inside<br>
+ that puzzle intended to have a joke at the expense of the
+person<br>
+ who discovered it. What was to be the nature of the joke is
+more<br>
+ than I can say at present, but I should like to have a bet with
+you<br>
+ that the man who compounded that puzzle was an ingenious
+practical<br>
+ joker. I may be wrong, Pugh; we shall see. But, until I have<br>
+ proved the contrary, I don't believe that the maddest man that
+ever<br>
+ lived would throw away a diamond worth, apparently, shall we say
+a<br>
+ thousand pounds?"</p>
+
+<p>"A thousand pounds! This diamond is worth a good deal more
+than a<br>
+ thousand pounds."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that only makes my case the stronger; I don't believe
+that<br>
+ the maddest man that ever lived would throw away a diamond
+worth<br>
+ more than a thousand pounds with such utter wantonness as seems
+to<br>
+ have characterized the action of the original owner of the
+stone<br>
+ which I found in your ninepenny puzzle, Pugh."</p>
+
+<p>"There have been some eccentric characters in the world, some
+very<br>
+ eccentric characters. However, as you say, we shall see. I
+fancy<br>
+ that I know somebody who would be quite willing to have such
+a<br>
+ diamond as this, and who, moreover, would be willing to pay a
+fair<br>
+ price for its possession; I will take it to him and see what
+he<br>
+ says."</p>
+
+<p>"Pugh, hand me back that diamond."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Tress, I was only going--"</p>
+
+<p>Bob came in with the breakfast tray.</p>
+
+<p>"Pugh, you will either hand me that at once, or Bob shall
+summon<br>
+ the representatives of law and order."</p>
+
+<p>He handed me the diamond. I sat down to breakfast with a
+hearty<br>
+ appetite. Pugh stood and scowled at me.</p>
+
+<p>"Joseph Tress, it is my solemn conviction, and I have no
+hesitation<br>
+ in saying so in plain English, that you're a thief."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Pugh, it seems to me that we show every promise
+of<br>
+ becoming a couple of thieves."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't bracket me with you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all, you are worse than I. It is you who decline to
+return<br>
+ the contents of the box to its proper owner. Put it to
+yourself,<br>
+ you have SOME common sense, my dear old friend I--do you
+suppose<br>
+ that a diamond worth more than a thousand pounds is to be
+HONESTLY<br>
+ bought for ninepence?"</p>
+
+<p>He resumed his old trick of dancing about the room.</p>
+
+<p>"I was a fool ever to let you have the box! I ought to have
+known<br>
+ better than to have trusted you; goodness knows you have given
+me<br>
+ sufficient cause to mistrust you! Over and over again! Your<br>
+ character is only too notorious! You have plundered friend and
+foe<br>
+ alike--friend and foe alike! As for the rubbish which you
+call<br>
+ your collection, nine tenths of it, I know as a positive fact,
+you<br>
+ have stolen out and out."</p>
+
+<p>"Who stole my Sir Walter Raleigh pipe? Wasn't it a man
+named<br>
+ Pugh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Look here, Joseph Tress!"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm looking."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, it's no good talking to you, not the least!
+You're--you're<br>
+ dead to all the promptings of conscience! May I inquire, Mr.<br>
+ Tress, what it is you propose to do?"</p>
+
+<p>"I PROPOSE to do nothing, except summon the representatives of
+law<br>
+ and order. Failing that, my dear Pugh, I had some faint,
+vague,<br>
+ very vague idea of taking the contents of your ninepenny puzzle
+to<br>
+ a certain firm in Hatton Garden, who are dealers in precious<br>
+ stones, and to learn from them if they are disposed to give<br>
+ anything for it, and if so, what."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall come with you."</p>
+
+<p>"With pleasure, on condition that you pay the cab."</p>
+
+<p>"I pay the cab! I will pay half."</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all. You will either pay the whole fare, or else I
+will<br>
+ have one cab and you shall have another. It is a
+three-shilling<br>
+ cab fare from here to Hatton Garden. If you propose to share
+my<br>
+ cab, you will be so good as to hand over that three
+shillings<br>
+ before we start."</p>
+
+<p>He gasped, but he handed over the three shillings. There are
+few<br>
+ things I enjoy so much as getting money out of Pugh!</p>
+
+<p>On the road to Hatton Garden we wrangled nearly all the way. I
+own<br>
+ that I feel a certain satisfaction in irritating Pugh, he is
+such<br>
+ an irritable man. He wanted to know what I thought we should
+get<br>
+ for the diamond.</p>
+
+<p>"You can't expect to get much for the contents of a
+ninepenny<br>
+ puzzle, not even the price of a cab fare, Pugh."</p>
+
+<p>He eyed me, but for some minutes he was silent. Then he
+began<br>
+ again.</p>
+
+<p>"Tress, I don't think we ought to let it go for less
+than--than<br>
+ five thousand pounds."</p>
+
+<p>"Seriously, Pugh, I doubt whether, when the whole affair is
+ended,<br>
+ we shall get five thousand pence for it, or, for the matter
+of<br>
+ that, five thousand farthings."</p>
+
+<p>"But why not? Why not? It's a magnificent
+stone--magnificent!<br>
+ I'll stake my life on it."</p>
+
+<p>I tapped my breast with the tips of my fingers.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a warning voice within my breast that ought to be
+in<br>
+ yours, Pugh! Something tells me, perhaps it is the unusually<br>
+ strong vein of common sense which I possess, that the contents
+of<br>
+ your ninepenny puzzle will be found to be a magnificent
+do--an<br>
+ ingenious practical joke, my friend."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe it."</p>
+
+<p>But I think he did; at any rate, I had unsettled the
+foundations of<br>
+ his faith.</p>
+
+<p>We entered the Hatton Garden office side by side; in his
+anxiety<br>
+ not to let me get before him, Pugh actually clung to my arm.
+The<br>
+ office was divided into two parts by a counter which ran from
+wall<br>
+ to wall. I advanced to a man who stood on the other side of
+this<br>
+ counter.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "I want to sell you a diamond."</p>
+
+<p>"WE want to sell you a diamond," interpolated Pugh.</p>
+
+<p>I turned to Pugh. I "fixed" him with my glance.</p>
+
+<p>"I want to sell you a diamond. Here it is. What will you give
+me<br>
+ for it?"</p>
+
+<p>Taking the crystal from my waistcoat pocket I handed it to the
+man<br>
+ on the other side of the counter. Directly he got it between
+his<br>
+ fingers, and saw that it was that he had got, I noticed a
+sudden<br>
+ gleam come into his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"This is--this is rather a fine stone."</p>
+
+<p>Pugh nudged my arm.</p>
+
+<p>"I told you so." I paid no attention to Pugh. "What will you
+give<br>
+ me for it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean, what will I give you for it cash down upon the
+nail?"</p>
+
+<p>"Just so--what will you give me for it cash down upon the
+nail?"</p>
+
+<p>The man turned the crystal over and over in his fingers.
+"Well,<br>
+ that's rather a large order. We don't often get a chance of
+buying<br>
+ such a stone as this across the counter. What do you say
+to--well--<br>
+ to ten thousand pounds?"</p>
+
+<p>Ten thousand pounds! It was beyond my wildest imaginings.
+Pugh<br>
+ gasped. He lurched against the counter.</p>
+
+<p>"Ten thousand pounds!" he echoed.</p>
+
+<p>The man on the other side glanced at him, I thought, a
+little<br>
+ curiously.</p>
+
+<p>"If you can give me references, or satisfy me in any way as to
+your<br>
+ bona fides, I am prepared to give you for this diamond an
+open<br>
+ check for ten thousand pounds, or if you prefer it, the cash<br>
+ instead."</p>
+
+<p>I stared; I was not accustomed to see business transacted on
+quite<br>
+ such lines as those.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll take it," murmured Pugh; I believe he was too much
+overcome<br>
+ by his feelings to do more than murmur. I interposed.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear sir, you will excuse my saying that you arrive
+very<br>
+ rapidly at your conclusions. In the first place, how can you
+make<br>
+ sure that it is a diamond?"</p>
+
+<p>The man behind the counter smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"I should be very ill-fitted for the position which I hold if
+I<br>
+ could not tell a diamond directly I get a sight of it,
+especially<br>
+ such a stone as this."</p>
+
+<p>"But have you no tests you can apply?"</p>
+
+<p>"We have tests which we apply in cases in which doubt exists,
+but<br>
+ in this case there is no doubt whatever. I am as sure that this
+is<br>
+ a diamond as I am sure that it is air I breathe. However, here
+is<br>
+ a test."</p>
+
+<p>There was a wheel close by the speaker. It was worked by a<br>
+ treadle. It was more like a superior sort of
+traveling-tinker's<br>
+ grindstone than anything else. The man behind the counter put
+his<br>
+ foot upon the treadle. The wheel began to revolve. He brought
+the<br>
+ crystal into contact with the swiftly revolving wheel. There was
+a<br>
+ s--s--sh! And, in an instant, his hand was empty; the crystal
+had<br>
+ vanished into air.</p>
+
+<p>"Good heavens!" he gasped. I never saw such a look of
+amazement on<br>
+ a human countenance before. "It's splintered!"</p>
+
+<h3><br>
+ POSTSCRIPT</h3>
+
+<p><br>
+ It WAS a diamond, although it HAD splintered. In that fact lay
+the<br>
+ point of the joke. The man behind the counter had not been
+wrong;<br>
+ examination of such dust as could be collected proved that
+fact<br>
+ beyond a doubt. It was declared by experts that the diamond,
+at<br>
+ some period of its history, had been subjected to intense
+and<br>
+ continuing heat. The result had been to make it as brittle
+as<br>
+ glass.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ There could be no doubt that its original owner had been an
+expert<br>
+ too. He knew where he got it from, and he probably knew what
+it<br>
+ had endured. He was aware that, from a mercantile point of
+view,<br>
+ it was worthless; it could never have been cut. So, having a
+turn<br>
+ for humor of a peculiar kind, he had devoted days, and weeks,
+and<br>
+ possibly months, to the construction of that puzzle. He had
+placed<br>
+ the diamond inside, and he had enjoyed, in anticipation and
+in<br>
+ imagination, the Alnaschar visions of the lucky finder.</p>
+
+<p>Pugh blamed me for the catastrophe. He said, and still says,
+that<br>
+ if I had not, in a measure, and quite gratuitously, insisted on
+a<br>
+ test, the man behind the counter would have been satisfied with
+the<br>
+ evidence of his organs of vision, and we should have been richer
+by<br>
+ ten thousand pounds. But I satisfy my conscience with the<br>
+ reflection that what I did at any rate was honest, though, at
+the<br>
+ same time, I am perfectly well aware that such a reflection
+gives<br>
+ Pugh no sort of satisfaction.</p>
+
+<p> </p>
+
+<h2>The Great Valdez Sapphire</h2>
+
+<p><br>
+ I know more about it than anyone else in the world, its
+present<br>
+ owner not excepted. I can give its whole history, from the<br>
+ Cingalese who found it, the Spanish adventurer who stole it,
+the<br>
+ cardinal who bought it, the Pope who graciously accepted it,
+the<br>
+ favored son of the Church who received it, the gay and giddy<br>
+ duchess who pawned it, down to the eminent prelate who now holds
+it<br>
+ in trust as a family heirloom.</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ It will occupy a chapter to itself in my forthcoming work on<br>
+ "Historic Stones," where full details of its weight, size,
+color,<br>
+ and value may be found. At present I am going to relate an<br>
+ incident in its history which, for obvious reasons, will not
+be<br>
+ published--which, in fact, I trust the reader will consider
+related<br>
+ in strict confidence.</p>
+
+<p>I had never seen the stone itself when I began to write about
+it,<br>
+ and it was not till one evening last spring, while staying with
+my<br>
+ nephew, Sir Thomas Acton, that I came within measurable distance
+of<br>
+ it. A dinner party was impending, and, at my instigation,
+the<br>
+ Bishop of Northchurch and Miss Panton, his daughter and
+heiress,<br>
+ were among the invited guests.</p>
+
+<p>The dinner was a particularly good one, I remember that
+distinctly.<br>
+ In fact, I felt myself partly responsible for it, having
+engaged<br>
+ the new cook--a talented young Italian, pupil of the admirable
+old<br>
+ chef at my club. We had gone over the menu carefully
+together,<br>
+ with a result refreshing in its novelty, but not so daring as
+to<br>
+ disturb the minds of the innocent country guests who were
+bidden<br>
+ thereto.</p>
+
+<p>The first spoonful of soup was reassuring, and I looked to the
+end<br>
+ of the table to exchange a congratulatory glance with Leta.
+What<br>
+ was amiss? No response. Her pretty face was flushed, her
+smile<br>
+ constrained, she was talking with quite unnecessary empressement
+to<br>
+ her neighbor, Sir Harry Landor, though Leta is one of those
+few<br>
+ women who understand the importance of letting a man settle
+down<br>
+ tranquilly and with an undisturbed mind to the business of
+dining,<br>
+ allowing no topic of serious interest to come on before the<br>
+ releves, and reserving mere conversational brilliancy for
+the<br>
+ entremets.</p>
+
+<p>Guests all right? No disappointments? I had gone through the
+list<br>
+ with her, selecting just the right people to be asked to meet
+the<br>
+ Landors, our new neighbors. Not a mere cumbrous county
+gathering,<br>
+ nor yet a showy imported party from town, but a skillful
+blending<br>
+ of both. Had anything happened already? I had been late for<br>
+ dinner and missed the arrivals in the drawing-room. It was
+Leta's<br>
+ fault. She has got into a way of coming into my room and
+putting<br>
+ the last touches to my toilet. I let her, for I am doubtful
+of<br>
+ myself nowadays after many years' dependence on the best of
+valets.<br>
+ Her taste is generally beyond dispute, but to-day she had
+indulged<br>
+ in a feminine vagary that provoked me and made me late for
+dinner.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you going to wear your sapphire, Uncle Paul!" she cried
+in a<br>
+ tone of dismay. "Oh, why not the ruby?"</p>
+
+<p>"You WOULD have your way about the table decorations," I
+gently<br>
+ reminded her. "with that service of Crown Derby repousse and<br>
+ orchids, the ruby would look absolutely barbaric. Now if you
+would<br>
+ have had the Limoges set, white candles, and a yellow silk
+center--"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but--I'm SO disappointed--I wanted the bishop to see
+your<br>
+ ruby--or one of your engraved gems--"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear, it is on the bishop's account I put this on. You
+know<br>
+ his daughter is heiress of the great Valdez sapphire--"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course she is, and when he has the charge of a stone
+three<br>
+ times as big as yours, what's the use of wearing it? The
+ruby,<br>
+ dear Uncle Paul, PLEASE!"</p>
+
+<p>She was desperately in earnest I could see, and considering
+the<br>
+ obligations which I am supposed to be under to her and Tom, it
+was<br>
+ but a little matter to yield, but it involved a good deal of
+extra<br>
+ trouble. Studs, sleeve-links, watch-guard, all carefully
+selected<br>
+ to go with the sapphire, had to be changed, the emerald which
+I<br>
+ chose as a compromise requiring more florid accompaniments of
+a<br>
+ deeper tone of gold; and the dinner hour struck as I replaced
+my<br>
+ jewel case, the one relic left me of a once handsome fortune, in
+my<br>
+ fireproof safe.</p>
+
+<p>The emerald looked very well that evening, however. I kept my
+eyes<br>
+ upon it for comfort when Miss Panton proved trying.</p>
+
+<p>She was a lean, yellow, dictatorial young person with no<br>
+ conversation. I spoke of her father's celebrated sapphires.
+"MY<br>
+ sapphires," she amended sourly; "though I am legally debarred
+from<br>
+ making any profitable use of them." She furthermore informed
+me<br>
+ that she viewed them as useless gauds, which ought to be
+disposed<br>
+ of for the benefit of the heathen. I gave the subject up,
+and<br>
+ while she discoursed of the work of the Blue Ribbon Army among
+the<br>
+ Bosjesmans I tried to understand a certain dislocation in
+the<br>
+ arrangement of the table. Surely we were more or less in
+number<br>
+ than we should be? Opposite side all right. Who was extra on<br>
+ ours? I leaned forward. Lady Landor on one side of Tom, on
+the<br>
+ other who? I caught glimpses of plumes pink and green nodding
+over<br>
+ a dinner plate, and beneath them a pink nose in a green visage
+with<br>
+ a nutcracker chin altogether unknown to me. A sharp gray eye
+shot<br>
+ a sideway glance down the table and caught me peeping, and I<br>
+ retreated, having only marked in addition two clawlike hands,
+with<br>
+ pointed ruffles and a mass of brilliant rings, making good
+play<br>
+ with a knife and fork. Who was she? At intervals a high acid<br>
+ voice could be heard addressing Tom, and a laugh that made
+me<br>
+ shudder; it had the quality of the scream of a bird of prey or
+the<br>
+ yell of a jackal. I had heard that sort of laugh before, and
+it<br>
+ always made me feel like a defenseless rabbit.</p>
+
+<p>Every time it sounded I saw Leta's fan flutter more furiously
+and<br>
+ her manner grow more nervously animated. Poor dear girl! I
+never<br>
+ in all my recollection wished a dinner at an end so earnestly so
+as<br>
+ to assure her of my support and sympathy, though without the<br>
+ faintest conception why either should be required.</p>
+
+<p>The ices at last. A menu card folded in two was laid beside
+me. I<br>
+ read it unobserved. "Keep the B. from joining us in the
+drawing-<br>
+ room." The B.? The bishop, of course. With pleasure. But
+why?<br>
+ And how? THAT'S the question, never mind "why." Could I lure
+him<br>
+ into the library--the billiard room--the conservatory? I
+doubted<br>
+ it, and I doubted still more what I should do with him when I
+got<br>
+ him there.</p>
+
+<p>The bishop is a grand and stately ecclesiastic of the
+mediaeval<br>
+ type, broad-chested, deep-voiced, martial of bearing. I
+could<br>
+ picture him charging mace in hand at the head of his vassals,
+or<br>
+ delivering over a dissenter of the period to the rack and<br>
+ thumbscrew, but not pottering among rare editions, tall copies
+and<br>
+ Grolier bindings, nor condescending to a quiet cigar among the
+tree<br>
+ ferns and orchids. Leta must and should be obeyed, I swore,<br>
+ nevertheless, even if I were driven to lock the door in the<br>
+ fearless old fashion of a bygone day, and declare I'd shoot any
+man<br>
+ who left while a drop remained in the bottles.</p>
+
+<p>The ladies were rising. The lady at the head of the line
+smirked<br>
+ and nodded her pink plumes coquettishly at Tom, while her
+hawk's<br>
+ eyes roved keen and predatory over us all. She stopped
+suddenly,<br>
+ creating a block and confusion.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, the dear bishop! YOU there, and I never saw you! You
+must<br>
+ come and have a nice long chat presently. By-by--!" She shook
+her<br>
+ fan at him over my shoulder and tripped off. Leta, passing
+me<br>
+ last, gave me a look of profound despair.</p>
+
+<p>"Lady Carwitchet!" somebody exclaimed. "I couldn't believe
+my<br>
+ eyes."</p>
+
+<p>"Thought she was dead or in penal servitude. Never should
+have<br>
+ expected to see her HERE," said some one else behind me<br>
+ confidentially.</p>
+
+<p>"What Carwitchet? Not the mother of the Carwitchet who--"</p>
+
+<p>"Just so. The Carwitchet who---" Tom assented with a shrug.
+"We<br>
+ needn't go farther, as she's my guest. Just my luck. I met
+them<br>
+ at Buxton, thought them uncommonly good company--in fact,<br>
+ Carwitchet laid me under a great obligation about a horse I
+was<br>
+ nearly let in for buying--and gave them a general invitation
+here,<br>
+ as one does, you know. Never expected her to turn up with
+her<br>
+ luggage this afternoon just before dinner, to stay a week, or
+a<br>
+ fortnight if Carwitchet can join her." A groan of sympathy
+ran<br>
+ round the table. "It can't be helped. I've told you this just
+to<br>
+ show that I shouldn't have asked you here to meet this sort
+of<br>
+ people of my own free will; but, as it is, please say no more
+about<br>
+ them." The subject was not dropped by any means, and I took
+care<br>
+ that it should not be. At our end of the table one story
+after<br>
+ another went buzzing round--sotto voce, out of deference to
+Tom--<br>
+ but perfectly audible.</p>
+
+<p>"Carwitchet? Ah, yes. Mixed up in that Rawlings divorce
+case,<br>
+ wasn't he? A bad lot. Turned out of the Dragoon Guards for<br>
+ cheating at cards, or picking pockets, or something--remember
+the<br>
+ row at the Cerulean Club? Scandalous exposure--and that
+forged<br>
+ letter business--oh, that was the mother--prosecution hushed
+up<br>
+ somehow. Ought to be serving her fourteen years--and that
+business<br>
+ of poor Farrars, the banker--got hold of some of his secrets
+and<br>
+ blackmailed him till he blew his brains out--"</p>
+
+<p>It was so exciting that I clean forgot the bishop, till a low
+gasp<br>
+ at my elbow startled me. He was lying back in his chair, his<br>
+ mighty shaven jowl a ghastly white, his fierce imperious
+eyebrows<br>
+ drooping limp over his fishlike eyes, his splendid figure
+shrunk<br>
+ and contracted. He was trying with a shaken hand to pour out
+wine.<br>
+ The decanter clattered against the glass and the wine spilled
+on<br>
+ the cloth.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm afraid you find the room too warm. Shall we go into
+the<br>
+ library?"</p>
+
+<p>He rose hastily and followed me like a lamb.</p>
+
+<p>He recovered himself once we got into the hall, and
+affably<br>
+ rejected all my proffers of brandy and soda--medical
+advice--<br>
+ everything else my limited experience could suggest. He only<br>
+ demanded his carriage "directly" and that Miss Panton should
+be<br>
+ summoned forthwith.</p>
+
+<p>I made the best use I could of the time left me.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm uncommonly sorry you do not feel equal to staying a
+little<br>
+ longer, my lord. I counted on showing you my few trifles of<br>
+ precious stones, the salvage from the wreck of my
+possessions.<br>
+ Nothing in comparison with your own collection."</p>
+
+<p>The bishop clasped his hand over his heart. His breath came
+short<br>
+ and quick.</p>
+
+<p>"A return of that dizziness," he explained with a faint
+smile.<br>
+ "You are thinking of the Valdez sapphire, are you not? Some
+day,"<br>
+ he went on with forced composure, "I may have the pleasure
+of<br>
+ showing it to you. It is at my banker's just now."</p>
+
+<p>Miss Panton's steps were heard in the ball. "You are well
+known as<br>
+ a connoisseur, Mr. Acton," he went on hurriedly. "Is your<br>
+ collection valuable? If so, keep it safe; don't trust a ring
+off<br>
+ your hand, or the key of your jewel case out of your pocket
+till<br>
+ the house is clear again." The words rushed from his lips in
+an<br>
+ impetuous whisper, he gave me a meaning glance, and departed
+with<br>
+ his daughter. I went back to the drawing-room, my head
+swimming<br>
+ with bewilderment.</p>
+
+<p>"What! The dear bishop gone!" screamed Lady Carwitchet from
+the<br>
+ central ottoman where she sat, surrounded by most of the
+gentlemen,<br>
+ all apparently well entertained by her conversation. "And I
+wanted<br>
+ to talk over old times with him so badly. His poor wife was
+my<br>
+ greatest friend. Mira Montanaro, daughter of the great banker,
+you<br>
+ know. It's not possible that that miserable little prig is my
+poor<br>
+ Mira's girl. The heiress of all the Montanaros in a black
+lace<br>
+ gown worth twopence! When I think of her mother's beauty and
+her<br>
+ toilets! Does she ever wear the sapphires? Has anyone ever
+seen<br>
+ her in them? Eleven large stones in a lovely antique setting,
+and<br>
+ the great Valdez sapphire--worth thousands and thousands--for
+the<br>
+ pendant." No one replied. "I wanted to get a rise out of the<br>
+ bishop to-night. It used to make him so mad when I wore
+this."</p>
+
+<p>She fumbled among the laces at her throat, and clawed out a
+pendant<br>
+ that hung to a velvet band around her neck. I fairly gasped
+when<br>
+ she removed her hand. A sapphire of irregular shape flashed
+out<br>
+ its blue lightning on us. Such a stone! A true, rich,
+cornflower<br>
+ blue even by that wretched artificial light, with soft
+velvety<br>
+ depths of color and dazzling clearness of tint in its lights
+and<br>
+ shades--a stone to remember! I stretched out my hand<br>
+ involuntarily, but Lady Carwitchet drew back with a
+coquettish<br>
+ squeal. "No! no! You mustn't look any closer. Tell me what
+you<br>
+ think of it now. Isn't it pretty?"</p>
+
+<p>"Superb!" was all I could ejaculate, staring at the azure
+splendor<br>
+ of that miraculous jewel in a sort of trance.</p>
+
+<p>She gave a shrill cackling laugh of mockery.</p>
+
+<p>"The great Mr. Acton taken in by a bit of Palais Royal
+gimcrackery!<br>
+ What an advertisement for Bogaerts et Cie! They are perfect<br>
+ artists in frauds. Don't you remember their stand at the
+first<br>
+ Paris Exhibition? They had imitations there of every
+celebrated<br>
+ stone; but I never expected anything made by man could delude
+Mr.<br>
+ Acton, never!" And she went off into another mocking cackle,
+and<br>
+ all the idiots round her haw-hawed knowingly, as if they had
+seen<br>
+ the joke all along. I was too bewildered to reply, which was
+on<br>
+ the whole lucky. "I suppose I mustn't tell why I came to
+give<br>
+ quite a big sum in francs for this?" she went on, tapping
+her<br>
+ closed lips with her closed fan, and cocking her eye at us all
+like<br>
+ a parrot wanting to be coaxed to talk. "It's a queer story."</p>
+
+<p>I didn't want to hear her anecdote, especially as I saw she
+wanted<br>
+ to tell it. What I DID want was to see that pendant again.
+She<br>
+ had thrust it back among her laces, only the loop which held it
+to<br>
+ the velvet being visible. It was set with three small
+sapphires,<br>
+ and even from a distance I clearly made them out to be
+imitations,<br>
+ and poor ones. I felt a queer thrill of self-mistrust. Was
+the<br>
+ large stone no better? Could I, even for an instant, have
+been<br>
+ dazzled by a sham, and a sham of that quality? The events of
+the<br>
+ evening had flurried and confused me. I wished to think them
+over<br>
+ in quiet. I would go to bed.</p>
+
+<p>My rooms at the Manor are the best in the house. Leta will
+have it<br>
+ so. I must explain their position for a reason to be
+understood<br>
+ later. My bedroom is in the southeast angle of the house; it
+opens<br>
+ on one side into a sitting-room in the east corridor, the rest
+of<br>
+ which is taken up by the suite of rooms occupied by Tom and
+Leta;<br>
+ and on the other side into my bathroom, the first room in the
+south<br>
+ corridor, where the principal guest chambers are, to one of
+which<br>
+ it was originally the dressing-room. Passing this room I noticed
+a<br>
+ couple of housemaids preparing it for the night, and
+discovered<br>
+ with a shiver that Lady Carwitchet was to be my next-door
+neighbor.<br>
+ It gave me a turn.</p>
+
+<p>The bishop's strange warning must have unnerved me. I was<br>
+ perfectly safe from her ladyship. The disused door into her
+room<br>
+ was locked, and the key safe on the housekeeper's bunch. It
+was<br>
+ also undiscoverable on her side, the recess in which it stood
+being<br>
+ completely filled by a large wardrobe. On my side hung a
+thick<br>
+ sound-proof portiere. Nevertheless, I resolved not to use
+that<br>
+ room while she inhabited the next one. I removed my
+possessions,<br>
+ fastened the door of communication with my bedroom, and dragged
+a<br>
+ heavy ottoman across it.</p>
+
+<p>Then I stowed away my emerald in my strong-box. It is built
+into<br>
+ the wall of my sitting-room, and masked by the lower part of an
+old<br>
+ carved oak bureau. I put away even the rings I wore
+habitually,<br>
+ keeping out only an inferior cat's-eye for workaday wear. I
+had<br>
+ just made all safe when Leta tapped at the door and came in to
+wish<br>
+ me good night. She looked flushed and harassed and ready to
+cry.<br>
+ "Uncle Paul," she began, "I want you to go up to town at once,
+and<br>
+ stay away till I send for you."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear--!" I was too amazed to expostulate.</p>
+
+<p>"We've got a--a pestilence among us," she declared, her
+foot<br>
+ tapping the ground angrily, "and the least we can do is to go
+into<br>
+ quarantine. Oh, I'm so sorry and so ashamed! The poor
+bishop!<br>
+ I'll take good care that no one else shall meet that woman
+here.<br>
+ You did your best for me, Uncle Paul, and managed admirably, but
+it<br>
+ was all no use. I hoped against hope that what between the dusk
+of<br>
+ the drawing-room before dinner, and being put at opposite ends
+of<br>
+ the table, we might get through without a meeting--"</p>
+
+<p>"But, my dear, explain. Why shouldn't the bishop and Lady<br>
+ Carwitchet meet? Why is it worse for him than anyone else?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why? I thought everybody had heard of that dreadful wife of
+his<br>
+ who nearly broke his heart. If he married her for her money
+it<br>
+ served him right, but Lady Landor says she was very handsome
+and<br>
+ really in love with him at first. Then Lady Carwitchet got hold
+of<br>
+ her and led her into all sorts of mischief. She left her
+husband--<br>
+ he was only a rector with a country living in those days--and
+went<br>
+ to live in town, got into a horrid fast set, and made
+herself<br>
+ notorious. You MUST have heard of her."</p>
+
+<p>"I heard of her sapphires, my dear. But I was in Brazil at
+the<br>
+ time."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish you had been at home. You might have found her out.
+She<br>
+ was furious because her husband refused to let her wear the
+great<br>
+ Valdez sapphire. It had been in the Montanaro family for
+some<br>
+ generations, and her father settled it first on her and then on
+her<br>
+ little girl--the bishop being trustee. He felt obliged to
+take<br>
+ away the little girl, and send her off to be brought up by some
+old<br>
+ aunts in the country, and he locked up the sapphire. Lady<br>
+ Carwitchet tells as a splendid joke how they got the copy made
+in<br>
+ Paris, and it did just as well for the people to stare at.
+No<br>
+ wonder the bishop hates the very name of the stone."</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "How long will she stay here?" I asked dismally.</p>
+
+<p>"Till Lord Carwitchet can come and escort her to Paris to
+visit<br>
+ some American friends. Goodness knows when that will be! Do go
+up<br>
+ to town, Uncle Paul!"</p>
+
+<p>I refused indignantly. The very least I could do was to stand
+by<br>
+ my poor young relatives in their troubles and help them through.
+I<br>
+ did so. I wore that inferior cat's eye for six weeks!</p>
+
+<p>It is a time I cannot think of even now without a shudder.
+The<br>
+ more I saw of that terrible old woman the more I detested her,
+and<br>
+ we saw a very great deal of her. Leta kept her word, and
+neither<br>
+ accepted nor gave invitations all that time. We were cut off
+from<br>
+ all society but that of old General Fairford, who would go
+anywhere<br>
+ and meet anyone to get a rubber after dinner; the doctor, a<br>
+ sporting widower; and the Duberlys, a giddy, rather rackety
+young<br>
+ couple who had taken the Dower House for a year. Lady
+Carwitchet<br>
+ seemed perfectly content. She reveled in the soft living and
+good<br>
+ fare of the Manor House, the drives in Leta's big barouche,
+and<br>
+ Domenico's dinners, as one to whom short commons were not
+unknown.<br>
+ She had a hungry way of grabbing and grasping at everything
+she<br>
+ could--the shillings she won at whist, the best fruit at
+dessert,<br>
+ the postage stamps in the library inkstand--that was
+infinitely<br>
+ suggestive. Sometimes I could have pitied her, she was so
+greedy,<br>
+ so spiteful, so friendless. She always made me think of some<br>
+ wicked old pirate putting into a peaceful port to provision
+and<br>
+ repair his battered old hulk, obliged to live on friendly
+terms<br>
+ with the natives, but his piratical old nostrils asniff for
+plunder<br>
+ and his piratical old soul longing to be off marauding once
+more.<br>
+ When would that be? Not till the arrival in Paris of her<br>
+ distinguished American friends, of whom we heard a great
+deal.<br>
+ "Charming people, the Bokums of Chicago, the American branch of
+the<br>
+ English Beauchamps, you know!" They seemed to be taking an<br>
+ unconscionable time to get there. She would have insisted on
+being<br>
+ driven over to Northchurch to call at the palace, but that
+the<br>
+ bishop was understood to be holding confirmations at the other
+end<br>
+ of the diocese.</p>
+
+<p>I was alone in the house one afternoon sitting by my window,
+toying<br>
+ with the key of my safe, and wondering whether I dare treat
+myself<br>
+ to a peep at my treasures, when a suspicious movement in the
+park<br>
+ below caught my attention. A black figure certainly dodged
+from<br>
+ behind one tree to the next, and then into the shadow of the
+park<br>
+ paling instead of keeping to the footpath. It looked queer.
+I<br>
+ caught up my field glass and marked him at one point where he
+was<br>
+ bound to come into the open for a few steps. He crossed the
+strip<br>
+ of turf with giant strides and got into cover again, but not
+quick<br>
+ enough to prevent me recognizing him. It was--great
+heavens!--the<br>
+ bishop! In a soft hat pulled over his forehead, with a long
+cloak<br>
+ and a big stick, he looked like a poacher.</p>
+
+<p>Guided by some mysterious instinct I hurried to meet him. I
+opened<br>
+ the conservatory door, and in he rushed like a hunted
+rabbit.<br>
+ Without explanation I led him up the wide staircase to my
+room,<br>
+ where he dropped into a chair and wiped his face.</p>
+
+<p>"You are astonished, Mr. Acton," he panted. "I will
+explain<br>
+ directly. Thanks." He tossed off the glass of brandy I had
+poured<br>
+ out without waiting for the qualifying soda, and looked
+better.</p>
+
+<p>"I am in serious trouble. You can help me. I've had a shock
+to-<br>
+ day--a grievous shock." He stopped and tried to pull himself<br>
+ together. "I must trust you implicitly, Mr. Acton, I have no<br>
+ choice. Tell me what you think of this." He drew a case from
+his<br>
+ breast pocket and opened it. "I promised you should see the
+Valdez<br>
+ sapphire. Look there!"</p>
+
+<p>The Valdez sapphire! A great big shining lump of blue
+crystal--<br>
+ flawless and of perfect color--that was all. I took it up,<br>
+ breathed on it, drew out my magnifier, looked at it in one
+light<br>
+ and another. What was wrong with it? I could not say. Nine<br>
+ experts out of ten would undoubtedly have pronounced the
+stone<br>
+ genuine. I, by virtue of some mysterious instinct that has<br>
+ hitherto always guided me aright, was the unlucky tenth. I
+looked<br>
+ at the bishop. His eyes met mine. There was no need of
+spoken<br>
+ word between us.</p>
+
+<p>"Has Lady Carwitchet shown you her sapphire?" was his most<br>
+ unexpected question. "She has? Now, Mr. Acton, on your honor as
+a<br>
+ connoisseur and a gentleman, which of the two is the
+Valdez?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not this one." I could say naught else.</p>
+
+<p>"You were my last hope." He broke off, and dropped his face on
+his<br>
+ folded arms with a groan that shook the table on which he
+rested,<br>
+ while I stood dismayed at myself for having let so hasty a
+judgment<br>
+ escape me. He lifted a ghastly countenance to me. "She vowed
+she<br>
+ would see me ruined and disgraced. I made her my enemy by
+crossing<br>
+ some of her schemes once, and she never forgives. She will
+keep<br>
+ her word. I shall appear before the world as a fraudulent
+trustee.<br>
+ I can neither produce the valuable confided to my charge nor
+make<br>
+ the loss good. I have only an incredible story to tell," be<br>
+ dropped his head and groaned again. "Who will believe me?"</p>
+
+<p>"I will, for one."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, you? Yes, you know her. She took my wife from me, Mr.
+Acton.<br>
+ Heaven only knows what the hold was that she had over poor
+Mira.<br>
+ She encouraged her to set me at defiance and eventually to
+leave<br>
+ me. She was answerable for all the scandalous folly and<br>
+ extravagance of poor Mira's life in Paris--spare me the telling
+of<br>
+ the story. She left her at last to die alone and uncared for.
+I<br>
+ reached my wife to find her dying of a fever from which Lady<br>
+ Carwitchet and her crew had fled. She was raving in delirium,
+and<br>
+ died without recognizing me. Some trouble she had been in which
+I<br>
+ must never know oppressed her. At the very last she roused from
+a<br>
+ long stupor and spoke to the nurse. 'Tell him to get the
+sapphire<br>
+ back--she stole it. She has robbed my child.' Those were her
+last<br>
+ words. The nurse understood no English, and treated them as<br>
+ wandering; but I heard them, and knew she was sane when she
+spoke."</p>
+
+<p>"What did you do?"</p>
+
+<p>"What could I? I saw Lady Carwitchet, who laughed at me,
+and<br>
+ defied me to make her confess or disgorge. I took the pendant
+to<br>
+ more than one eminent jeweler on pretense of having the
+setting<br>
+ seen to, and all have examined and admired without giving a hint
+of<br>
+ there being anything wrong. I allowed a celebrated mineralogist
+to<br>
+ see it; he gave no sign--"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps they are right and we are wrong."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no. Listen. I heard of an old Dutchman celebrated for
+his<br>
+ imitations. I went to him, and he told me at once that he had
+been<br>
+ allowed by Montanaro to copy the Valdez--setting and all--for
+the<br>
+ Paris Exhibition. I showed him this, and he claimed it for his
+own<br>
+ work at once, and pointed out his private mark upon it. You
+must<br>
+ take your magnifier to find it; a Greek Beta. He also told me
+that<br>
+ he had sold it to Lady Carwitchet more than a year ago.</p>
+
+<p>"It is a terrible position."</p>
+
+<p>"It is. My co-trustee died lately. I have never dared to
+have<br>
+ another appointed. I am bound to hand over the sapphire to
+my<br>
+ daughter on her marriage, if her husband consents to take the
+name<br>
+ of Montanaro."</p>
+
+<p>The bishop's face was ghastly pale, and the moisture started
+on his<br>
+ brow. I racked my brain for some word of comfort.</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Panton may never marry."</p>
+
+<p>"But she will!" he shouted. "That is the blow that has been
+dealt<br>
+ me to-day. My chaplain--actually, my chaplain--tells me that he
+is<br>
+ going out as a temperance missionary to equatorial Africa, and
+has<br>
+ the assurance to add that he believes my daughter is not
+indisposed<br>
+ to accompany him!" His consummating wrath acted as a
+momentary<br>
+ stimulant. He sat upright, his eyes flashing and his brow<br>
+ thunderous. I felt for that chaplain. Then he collapsed<br>
+ miserably. "The sapphires will have to be produced,
+identified,<br>
+ revalued. How shall I come out of it? Think of the disgrace,
+the<br>
+ ripping up of old scandals! Even if I were to compound with
+Lady<br>
+ Carwitchet, the sum she hinted at was too monstrous. She
+wants<br>
+ more than my money. Help me, Mr. Acton! For the sake of your
+own<br>
+ family interests, help me!"</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon--family interests? I don't understand."</p>
+
+<p>"If my daughter is childless, her next of kin is poor
+Marmaduke<br>
+ Panton, who is dying at Cannes, not married, or likely to
+marry;<br>
+ and failing him, your nephew, Sir Thomas Acton, succeeds."</p>
+
+<p>My nephew Tom! Leta, or Leta's baby, might come to be the
+possible<br>
+ inheritor of the great Valdez sapphire! The blood rushed to
+my<br>
+ head as I looked at the great shining swindle before me.
+"What<br>
+ diabolic jugglery was at work when the exchange was made?" I<br>
+ demanded fiercely.</p>
+
+<p>"It must have been on the last occasion of her wearing the<br>
+ sapphires in London. I ought never to have let her out of my<br>
+ sight"</p>
+
+<p>"You must put a stop to Miss Panton's marriage in the first
+place,"<br>
+ I pronounced as autocratically as he could have done
+himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Not to be thought of," he admitted helplessly. "Mira has my
+force<br>
+ of character. She knows her rights, and she will have her
+jewels.<br>
+ I want you to take charge of the--thing for me. If it's in
+the<br>
+ house she'll make me produce it. She'll inquire at the
+banker's.<br>
+ If YOU have it we can gain time, if but for a day or two."
+He<br>
+ broke off. Carriage wheels were crashing on the gravel
+outside.<br>
+ We looked at one another in consternation. Flight was
+imperative.<br>
+ I hurried him downstairs and out of the conservatory just as
+the<br>
+ door bell rang. I think we both lost our heads in the
+confusion.<br>
+ He shoved the case into my hands, and I pocketed it, without
+a<br>
+ thought of the awful responsibility I was incurring, and saw
+him<br>
+ disappear into the shelter of the friendly night.</p>
+
+<p>When I think of what my feelings were that evening--of my
+murderous<br>
+ hatred of that smirking, jesting Jezebel who sat opposite me
+at<br>
+ dinner, my wrathful indignation at the thought of the poor
+little<br>
+ expected heir defrauded ere his birth; of the crushing contempt
+I<br>
+ felt for myself and the bishop as a pair of witless idiots
+unable<br>
+ to see our way out of the dilemma; all this boiling and
+surging<br>
+ through my soul, I can only wonder--Domenico having given
+himself a<br>
+ holiday, and the kitchen maid doing her worst and
+wickedest--that<br>
+ gout or jaundice did not put an end to this story at once.</p>
+
+<p>"Uncle Paul!" Leta was looking her sweetest when she tripped
+into<br>
+ my room next morning. "I've news for you. She," pointing a<br>
+ delicate forefinger in the direction of the corridor, "is
+going!<br>
+ Her Bokums have reached Paris at last, and sent for her to
+join<br>
+ them at the Grand Hotel."</p>
+
+<p>I was thunderstruck. The longed-for deliverance had but come
+to<br>
+ remove hopelessly and forever out of my reach Lady Carwitchet
+and<br>
+ the great Valdez sapphire.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, aren't you overjoyed? I am. We are going to celebrate
+the<br>
+ event by a dinner party. Tom's hospitable soul is vexed by
+the<br>
+ lack of entertainment we had provided her. We must ask the<br>
+ Brownleys some day or other, and they will be delighted to
+meet<br>
+ anything in the way of a ladyship, or such smart folks as
+the<br>
+ Duberly-Parkers. Then we may as well have the Blomfields, and
+air<br>
+ that awful modern Sevres dessert service she gave us when we
+were<br>
+ married." I had no objection to make, and she went on, rubbing
+her<br>
+ soft cheek against my shoulder like the purring little cat she
+was:<br>
+ "Now I want you to do something to please me--and Mrs.
+Blomfield.<br>
+ She has set her heart on seeing your rubies, and though I know
+you<br>
+ hate her about as much as you do that Sevres china--"</p>
+
+<p>"What! Wear my rubies with that! I won't. I'll tell you what
+I<br>
+ will do, though. I've got some carbuncles as big as prize<br>
+ gooseberries, a whole set. Then you have only to put those<br>
+ Bohemian glass vases and candelabra on the table, and let
+your<br>
+ gardener do his worst with his great forced, scentless,
+vulgar<br>
+ blooms, and we shall all be in keeping." Leta pouted. An
+idea<br>
+ struck me. "Or I'll do as you wish, on one condition. You
+get<br>
+ Lady Carwitchet to wear her big sapphire, and don't tell her I
+wish<br>
+ it."</p>
+
+<p>I lived through the next few days as one in some evil dream.
+The<br>
+ sapphires, like twin specters, haunted me day and night. Was
+ever<br>
+ man so tantalized? To hold the shadow and see the substance<br>
+ dangled temptingly within reach. The bishop made no sign of<br>
+ ridding me of my unwelcome charge, and the thought of what
+might<br>
+ happen in a case of burglary--fire--earthquake--made me start
+and<br>
+ tremble at all sorts of inopportune moments.</p>
+
+<p>I kept faith with Leta, and reluctantly produced my
+beautiful<br>
+ rubies on the night of her dinner party. Emerging from my room
+I<br>
+ came full upon Lady Carwitchet in the corridor. She was
+dressed<br>
+ for dinner, and at her throat I caught the blue gleam of the
+great<br>
+ sapphire. Leta had kept faith with me. I don't know what I<br>
+ stammered in reply to her ladyship's remarks; my whole soul
+was<br>
+ absorbed in the contemplation of the intoxicating loveliness of
+the<br>
+ gem. THAT a Palais Royal deception! Incredible! My fingers<br>
+ twitched, my breath came short and fierce with the lust of<br>
+ possession. She must have seen the covetous glare in my eyes.
+A<br>
+ look of gratified spiteful complacency overspread her features,
+as<br>
+ she swept on ahead and descended the stairs before me. I
+followed<br>
+ her to the drawing-room door. She stopped suddenly, and
+murmuring<br>
+ something unintelligible hurried back again.</p>
+
+<p>Everybody was assembled there that I expected to see, with
+an<br>
+ addition. Not a welcome one by the look on Tom's face. He
+stood<br>
+ on the hearthrug conversing with a great hulking,
+high-shouldered<br>
+ fellow, sallow-faced, with a heavy mustache and drooping
+eyelids,<br>
+ from the corners of which flashed out a sudden suspicious look
+as I<br>
+ approached, which lighted up into a greedy one as it rested on
+my<br>
+ rubies, and seemed unaccountably familiar to me, till Lady<br>
+ Carwitchet tripping past me exclaimed:</p>
+
+<p>"He has come at last! My naughty, naughty boy! Mr. Acton, this
+is<br>
+ my son, Lord Carwitchet!"</p>
+
+<p>I broke off short in the midst of my polite acknowledgments
+to<br>
+ stare blankly at her. The sapphire was gone! A great gilt
+cross,<br>
+ with a Scotch pebble like an acid drop, was her sole
+decoration.</p>
+
+<p>"I had to put my pendant away," she explained confidentially;
+"the<br>
+ clasp had got broken somehow." I didn't believe a word.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Carwitchet contributed little to the general
+entertainment at<br>
+ dinner, but fell into confidential talk with Mrs.
+Duberly-Parker.<br>
+ I caught a few unintelligible remarks across the table. They<br>
+ referred, I subsequently discovered, to the lady's little book
+on<br>
+ Northchurch races, and I recollected that the Spring Meeting
+was<br>
+ on, and to-morrow "Cup Day." After dinner there was great
+talk<br>
+ about getting up a party to go on General Fairford's drag.
+Lady<br>
+ Carwitchet was in ecstasies and tried to coax me into
+joining.<br>
+ Leta declined positively. Tom accepted sulkily.</p>
+
+<p>The look in Lord Carwitchet's eye returned to my mind as I
+locked<br>
+ up my rubies that night. It made him look so like his mother!
+I<br>
+ went round my fastenings with unusual care. Safe and closets
+and<br>
+ desk and doors, I tried them all. Coming at last to the
+bathroom,<br>
+ it opened at once. It was the housemaid's doing. She had<br>
+ evidently taken advantage of my having abandoned the room to
+give<br>
+ it "a thorough spring cleaning," and I anathematized her.
+The<br>
+ furniture was all piled together and veiled with sheets, the
+carpet<br>
+ and felt curtain were gone, there were new brooms about. As
+I<br>
+ peered around, a voice close at my ear made me jump--Lady<br>
+ Carwitchet's!</p>
+
+<p><br>
+ "I tell you I have nothing, not a penny! I shall have to borrow
+my<br>
+ train fare before I can leave this. They'll be glad enough to
+lend<br>
+ it."</p>
+
+<p>Not only had the portiere been removed, but the door behind it
+had<br>
+ been unlocked and left open for convenience of dusting behind
+the<br>
+ wardrobe. I might as well have been in the bedroom.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't tell me," I recognized Carwitchet's growl. "You've not
+been<br>
+ here all this time for nothing. You've been collecting for a<br>
+ Kilburn cot or getting subscriptions for the distressed
+Irish<br>
+ landlords. I know you. Now I'm not going to see myself ruined
+for<br>
+ the want of a paltry hundred or so. I tell you the colt is a
+dead<br>
+ certainty. If I could have got a thousand or two on him last
+week,<br>
+ we might have ended our dog days millionaires. Hand over what
+you<br>
+ can. You've money's worth, if not money. Where's that
+sapphire<br>
+ you stole?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't. I can show you the receipted bill. All I possess
+is<br>
+ honestly come by. What could you do with it, even if I gave
+it<br>
+ you? You couldn't sell it as the Valdez, and you can't get it
+cut<br>
+ up as you might if it were real."</p>
+
+<p>"If it's only bogus, why are you always in such a flutter
+about it?<br>
+ I'll do something with it, never fear. Hand over."</p>
+
+<p>"I can't. I haven't got it. I had to raise something on it
+before<br>
+ I left town."</p>
+
+<p>"Will you swear it's not in that wardrobe? I dare say you
+will. I<br>
+ mean to see. Give me those keys."</p>
+
+<p>I heard a struggle and a jingle, then the wardrobe door must
+have<br>
+ been flung open, for a streak of light struck through a crack
+in<br>
+ the wood of the back. Creeping close and peeping through, I
+could<br>
+ see an awful sight. Lady Carwitchet in a flannel wrapper,
+minus<br>
+ hair, teeth, complexion, pointing a skinny forefinger that
+quivered<br>
+ with rage at her son, who was out of the range of my vision.</p>
+
+<p>"Stop that, and throw those keys down here directly, or I'll
+rouse<br>
+ the house. Sir Thomas is a magistrate, and will lock you up
+as<br>
+ soon as look at you." She clutched at the bell rope as she
+spoke.<br>
+ "I'll swear I'm in danger of my life from you and give you
+in<br>
+ charge. Yes, and when you're in prison I'll keep you there
+till<br>
+ you die. I've often thought I'd do it. How about the hotel<br>
+ robberies last summer at Cowes, eh? Mightn't the police be<br>
+ grateful for a hint or two? And how about--"</p>
+
+<p>The keys fell with a crash on the bed, accompanied by some
+bad<br>
+ language in an apologetic tone, and the door slammed to. I
+crept<br>
+ trembling to bed.</p>
+
+<p>This new and horrible complication of the situation filled me
+with<br>
+ dismay. Lord Carwitchet's wolfish glance at my rubies took a
+new<br>
+ meaning. They were safe enough, I believed--but the sapphire!
+If<br>
+ he disbelieved his mother, how long would she be able to keep
+it<br>
+ from his clutches? That she had some plot of her own of which
+the<br>
+ bishop would eventually be the victim I did not doubt, or why
+had<br>
+ she not made her bargain with him long ago? But supposing she
+took<br>
+ fright, lost her head, allowed her son to wrest the jewel from
+her,<br>
+ or gave consent to its being mutilated, divided! I lay in a
+cold<br>
+ perspiration till morning.</p>
+
+<p>My terrors haunted me all day. They were with me at breakfast
+time<br>
+ when Lady Carwitchet, tripping in smiling, made a last attempt
+to<br>
+ induce me to accompany her and keep her "bad, bad boy" from
+getting<br>
+ among "those horrid betting men."</p>
+
+<p>They haunted me through the long peaceful day with Leta and
+the<br>
+ tete-a-tete dinner, but they swarmed around and beset me
+sorest<br>
+ when, sitting alone over my sitting-room fire, I listened for
+the<br>
+ return of the drag party. I read my newspaper and brewed
+myself<br>
+ some hot strong drink, but there comes a time of night when no
+fire<br>
+ can warm and no drink can cheer. The bishop's despairing face
+kept<br>
+ me company, and his troubles and the wrongs of the future heir
+took<br>
+ possession of me. Then the uncanny noises that make all old
+houses<br>
+ ghostly during the small hours began to make themselves
+heard.<br>
+ Muffled footsteps trod the corridor, stopping to listen at
+every<br>
+ door, door latches gently clicked, boards creaked
+unreasonably,<br>
+ sounds of stealthy movements came from the locked-up bathroom.
+The<br>
+ welcome crash of wheels at last, and the sound of the
+front-door<br>
+ bell. I could hear Lady Carwitchet making her shrill adieux to
+her<br>
+ friends and her steps in the corridor. She was softly humming
+a<br>
+ little song as she approached. I heard her unlock her bedroom
+door<br>
+ before she entered--an odd thing to do. Tom came sleepily<br>
+ stumbling to his room later. I put my head out. "Where is
+Lord<br>
+ Carwitchet?"</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't you seen him? He left us hours ago. Not come home,
+eh?<br>
+ Well, he's welcome to stay away. I don't want to see more of
+him."<br>
+ Tom's brow was dark and his voice surly. "I gave him to
+understand<br>
+ as much." Whatever had happened, Tom was evidently too
+disgusted<br>
+ to explain just then.</p>
+
+<p>I went back to my fire unaccountably relieved, and brewed
+myself<br>
+ another and a stronger brew. It warmed me this time, but
+excited<br>
+ me foolishly. There must be some way out of the difficulty.
+I<br>
+ felt now as if I could almost see it if I gave my mind to it.
+Why--<br>
+ suppose--there might be no difficulty after all! The bishop was
+a<br>
+ nervous old gentleman. He might have been mistaken all
+through,<br>
+ Bogaerts might have been mistaken, I might--no. I could not
+have<br>
+ been mistaken--or I thought not. I fidgeted and fumed and
+argued<br>
+ with myself till I found I should have no peace of mind without
+a<br>
+ look at the stone in my possession, and I actually went to the
+safe<br>
+ and took the case out.</p>
+
+<p>The sapphire certainly looked different by lamplight. I sat
+and<br>
+ stared, and all but over-persuaded my better judgment into
+giving<br>
+ it a verdict. Bogaerts's mark--I suddenly remembered it. I
+took<br>
+ my magnifier and held the pendant to the light. There,
+scratched<br>
+ upon the stone, was the Greek Beta! There came a tap on my
+door,<br>
+ and before I could answer, the handle turned softly and Lord<br>
+ Carwitchet stood before me. I whipped the case into my
+dressing-<br>
+ gown pocket and stared at him. He was not pleasant to look
+at,<br>
+ especially at that time of night. He had a disheveled,
+desperate<br>
+ air, his voice was hoarse, his red-rimmed eyes wild.</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon," he began civilly enough. "I saw your
+light<br>
+ burning, and thought, as we go by the early train to-morrow,
+you<br>
+ might allow me to consult you now on a little business of my<br>
+ mother's." His eyes roved about the room. Was he trying to
+find<br>
+ the whereabouts of my safe? "You know a lot about precious
+stones,<br>
+ don't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"So my friends are kind enough to say. Won't you sit down? I
+have<br>
+ unluckily little chance of indulging the taste on my own
+account,"<br>
+ was my cautious reply.</p>
+
+<p>"But you've written a book about them, and know them when you
+see<br>
+ them, don't you? Now my mother has given me something, and
+would<br>
+ like you to give a guess at its value. Perhaps you can put me
+in<br>
+ the way of disposing of it?"</p>
+
+<p>"I certainly can do so if it is worth anything. Is that it?"
+I<br>
+ was in a fever of excitement, for I guessed what was clutched
+in<br>
+ his palm. He held out to me the Valdez sapphire.</p>
+
+<p>How it shone and sparkled like a great blue star! I made
+myself a<br>
+ deprecating smile as I took it from him, but how dare I call
+it<br>
+ false to its face? As well accuse the sun in heaven of being
+a<br>
+ cheap imitation. I faltered and prevaricated feebly. Where was
+my<br>
+ moral courage, and where was the good, honest, thumping lie
+that<br>
+ should have aided me? "I have the best authority for
+recognizing<br>
+ this as a very good copy of a famous stone in the possession of
+the<br>
+ Bishop of Northchurch." His scowl grew so black that I saw
+he<br>
+ believed me, and I went on more cheerily: "This was manufactured
+by<br>
+ Johannes Bogaerts--I can give you his address, and you can
+make<br>
+ inquiries yourself--by special permission of the then owner,
+the<br>
+ late Leone Montanaro."</p>
+
+<p>"Hand it back!" he interrupted (his other remarks were
+outrageous,<br>
+ but satisfactory to hear); but I waved him off. I couldn't give
+it<br>
+ up. It fascinated me. I toyed with it, I caressed it. I made
+it<br>
+ display its different tones of color. I must see the two
+stones<br>
+ together. I must see it outshine its paltry rival. It was a<br>
+ whimsical frenzy that seized me--I can call it by no other
+name.</p>
+
+<p>"Would you like to see the original? Curiously enough, I have
+it<br>
+ here. The bishop has left it in my charge."</p>
+
+<p>The wolfish light flamed up in Carwitchet's eyes as I drew
+forth<br>
+ the case. He laid the Valdez down on a sheet of paper, and I<br>
+ placed the other, still in its case, beside it. In that
+moment<br>
+ they looked identical, except for the little loop of sham
+stones,<br>
+ replaced by a plain gold band in the bishop's jewel.
+Carwitchet<br>
+ leaned across the table eagerly, the table gave a lurch, the
+lamp<br>
+ tottered, crashed over, and we were left in semidarkness.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't stir!" Carwitchet shouted. "The paraffin is all over
+the<br>
+ place!" He seized my sofa blanket, and flung it over the
+table<br>
+ while I stood helpless. "There, that's safe now. Have you
+candles<br>
+ on the chimney-piece? I've got matches."</p>
+
+<p>He looked very white and excited as he lit up. "Might have
+been an<br>
+ awkward job with all that burning paraffin running about," he
+said<br>
+ quite pleasantly. "I hope no real harm is done." I was
+lifting<br>
+ the rug with shaking hands. The two stones lay as I had
+placed<br>
+ them. No! I nearly dropped it back again. It was the stone
+in<br>
+ the case that had the loop with the three sham sapphires!</p>
+
+<p>Carwitchet picked the other up hastily. "So you say this
+is<br>
+ rubbish?" he asked, his eyes sparkling wickedly, and an attempt
+at<br>
+ mortification in his tone.</p>
+
+<p>"Utter rubbish!" I pronounced, with truth and decision,
+snapping up<br>
+ the case and pocketing it. "Lady Carwitchet must have known
+it."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, well, it's disappointing, isn't it? Good-by, we shall
+not<br>
+ meet again."</p>
+
+<p>I shook hands with him most cordially. "Good-by, Lord
+Carwitchet.<br>
+ SO glad to have met you and your mother. It has been a source
+of<br>
+ the GREATEST pleasure, I assure you."</p>
+
+<p>I have never seen the Carwitchets since. The bishop drove
+over<br>
+ next day in rather better spirits. Miss Panton had refused
+the<br>
+ chaplain.</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't matter, my lord," I said to him heartily. "We've
+all<br>
+ been under some strange misconception. The stone in your<br>
+ possession is the veritable one. I could swear to that
+anywhere.<br>
+ The sapphire Lady Carwitchet wears is only an excellent
+imitation,<br>
+ and--I have seen it with my own eyes--is the one bearing
+Bogaerts's<br>
+ mark, the Greek Beta."</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
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