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diff --git a/1954.txt b/1954.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3b1fe8f --- /dev/null +++ b/1954.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3153 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Colonel Chabert, by Honore de Balzac + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Colonel Chabert + +Author: Honore de Balzac + +Translator: Ellen Marriage and Clara Bell + +Release Date: November, 1999 [Etext #1954] +Posting Date: March 6, 2010 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK COLONEL CHABERT *** + + + + +Produced by John Bickers, and Dagny + + + + + +COLONEL CHABERT + + +By Honore De Balzac + + +Translated by Ellen Marriage and Clara Bell + + + + + DEDICATION + + To Madame la Comtesse Ida de Bocarme nee du Chasteler. + + + + + + +COLONEL CHABERT + + +"HULLO! There is that old Box-coat again!" + +This exclamation was made by a lawyer's clerk of the class called in +French offices a gutter-jumper--a messenger in fact--who at this moment +was eating a piece of dry bread with a hearty appetite. He pulled off +a morsel of crumb to make into a bullet, and fired it gleefully through +the open pane of the window against which he was leaning. The pellet, +well aimed, rebounded almost as high as the window, after hitting the +hat of a stranger who was crossing the courtyard of a house in the Rue +Vivienne, where dwelt Maitre Derville, attorney-at-law. + +"Come, Simonnin, don't play tricks on people, or I will turn you out of +doors. However poor a client may be, he is still a man, hang it all!" +said the head clerk, pausing in the addition of a bill of costs. + +The lawyer's messenger is commonly, as was Simonnin, a lad of thirteen +or fourteen, who, in every office, is under the special jurisdiction of +the managing clerk, whose errands and _billets-doux_ keep him employed +on his way to carry writs to the bailiffs and petitions to the Courts. +He is akin to the street boy in his habits, and to the pettifogger +by fate. The boy is almost always ruthless, unbroken, unmanageable, a +ribald rhymester, impudent, greedy, and idle. And yet, almost all these +clerklings have an old mother lodging on some fifth floor with whom they +share their pittance of thirty or forty francs a month. + +"If he is a man, why do you call him old Box-coat?" asked Simonnin, with +the air of a schoolboy who has caught out his master. + +And he went on eating his bread and cheese, leaning his shoulder against +the window jamb; for he rested standing like a cab-horse, one of his +legs raised and propped against the other, on the toe of his shoe. + +"What trick can we play that cove?" said the third clerk, whose name was +Godeschal, in a low voice, pausing in the middle of a discourse he +was extemporizing in an appeal engrossed by the fourth clerk, of which +copies were being made by two neophytes from the provinces. + +Then he went on improvising: + +"_But, in his noble and beneficent wisdom, his Majesty, Louis the +Eighteenth_--(write it at full length, heh! Desroches the learned--you, +as you engross it!)--_when he resumed the reins of Government, +understood_--(what did that old nincompoop ever understand?)--_the high +mission to which he had been called by Divine Providence!_--(a note of +admiration and six stops. They are pious enough at the Courts to let us +put six)--_and his first thought, as is proved by the date of the order +hereinafter designated, was to repair the misfortunes caused by the +terrible and sad disasters of the revolutionary times, by restoring to +his numerous and faithful adherents_--('numerous' is flattering, and +ought to please the Bench)--_all their unsold estates, whether within +our realm, or in conquered or acquired territory, or in the endowments +of public institutions, for we are, and proclaim ourselves competent to +declare, that this is the spirit and meaning of the famous, truly loyal +order given in_--Stop," said Godeschal to the three copying clerks, +"that rascally sentence brings me to the end of my page.--Well," he went +on, wetting the back fold of the sheet with his tongue, so as to be able +to fold back the page of thick stamped paper, "well, if you want to play +him a trick, tell him that the master can only see his clients between +two and three in the morning; we shall see if he comes, the old +ruffian!" + +And Godeschal took up the sentence he was dictating--"_given in_--Are +you ready?" + +"Yes," cried the three writers. + +It all went all together, the appeal, the gossip, and the conspiracy. + +"_Given in_--Here, Daddy Boucard, what is the date of the order? We +must dot our _i_'s and cross our _t_'s, by Jingo! it helps to fill the +pages." + +"By Jingo!" repeated one of the copying clerks before Boucard, the head +clerk, could reply. + +"What! have you written _by Jingo_?" cried Godeschal, looking at one of +the novices, with an expression at once stern and humorous. + +"Why, yes," said Desroches, the fourth clerk, leaning across his +neighbor's copy, "he has written, '_We must dot our i's_' and spelt it +_by Gingo_!" + +All the clerks shouted with laughter. + +"Why! Monsieur Hure, you take 'By Jingo' for a law term, and you say you +come from Mortagne!" exclaimed Simonnin. + +"Scratch it cleanly out," said the head clerk. "If the judge, whose +business it is to tax the bill, were to see such things, he would say +you were laughing at the whole boiling. You would hear of it from the +chief! Come, no more of this nonsense, Monsieur Hure! A Norman ought not +to write out an appeal without thought. It is the 'Shoulder arms!' of +the law." + +"_Given in--in_?" asked Godeschal.--"Tell me when, Boucard." + +"June 1814," replied the head clerk, without looking up from his work. + +A knock at the office door interrupted the circumlocutions of the prolix +document. Five clerks with rows of hungry teeth, bright, mocking eyes, +and curly heads, lifted their noses towards the door, after crying all +together in a singing tone, "Come in!" + +Boucard kept his face buried in a pile of papers--_broutilles_ (odds and +ends) in French law jargon--and went on drawing out the bill of costs on +which he was busy. + +The office was a large room furnished with the traditional stool which +is to be seen in all these dens of law-quibbling. The stove-pipe crossed +the room diagonally to the chimney of a bricked-up fireplace; on the +marble chimney-piece were several chunks of bread, triangles of Brie +cheese, pork cutlets, glasses, bottles, and the head clerk's cup of +chocolate. The smell of these dainties blended so completely with that +of the immoderately overheated stove and the odor peculiar to offices +and old papers, that the trail of a fox would not have been perceptible. +The floor was covered with mud and snow, brought in by the clerks. Near +the window stood the desk with a revolving lid, where the head clerk +worked, and against the back of it was the second clerk's table. The +second clerk was at this moment in Court. It was between eight and nine +in the morning. + +The only decoration of the office consisted in huge yellow posters, +announcing seizures of real estate, sales, settlements under trust, +final or interim judgments,--all the glory of a lawyer's office. Behind +the head clerk was an enormous room, of which each division was crammed +with bundles of papers with an infinite number of tickets hanging from +them at the ends of red tape, which give a peculiar physiognomy to law +papers. The lower rows were filled with cardboard boxes, yellow with +use, on which might be read the names of the more important clients +whose cases were juicily stewing at this present time. The dirty +window-panes admitted but little daylight. Indeed, there are very few +offices in Paris where it is possible to write without lamplight before +ten in the morning in the month of February, for they are all left to +very natural neglect; every one comes and no one stays; no one has any +personal interest in a scene of mere routine--neither the attorney, nor +the counsel, nor the clerks, trouble themselves about the appearance +of a place which, to the youths, is a schoolroom; to the clients, a +passage; to the chief, a laboratory. The greasy furniture is handed down +to successive owners with such scrupulous care, that in some offices +may still be seen boxes of _remainders_, machines for twisting +parchment gut, and bags left by the prosecuting parties of the Chatelet +(abbreviated to _Chlet_)--a Court which, under the old order of things, +represented the present Court of First Instance (or County Court). + +So in this dark office, thick with dust, there was, as in all its +fellows, something repulsive to the clients--something which made it +one of the most hideous monstrosities of Paris. Nay, were it not for +the mouldy sacristies where prayers are weighed out and paid for like +groceries, and for the old-clothes shops, where flutter the rags that +blight all the illusions of life by showing us the last end of all our +festivities--an attorney's office would be, of all social marts, the +most loathsome. But we might say the same of the gambling-hell, of the +Law Court, of the lottery office, of the brothel. + +But why? In these places, perhaps, the drama being played in a man's +soul makes him indifferent to accessories, which would also account for +the single-mindedness of great thinkers and men of great ambitions. + +"Where is my penknife?" + +"I am eating my breakfast." + +"You go and be hanged! here is a blot on the copy." + +"Silence, gentlemen!" + +These various exclamations were uttered simultaneously at the moment +when the old client shut the door with the sort of humility which +disfigures the movements of a man down on his luck. The stranger tried +to smile, but the muscles of his face relaxed as he vainly looked for +some symptoms of amenity on the inexorably indifferent faces of the six +clerks. Accustomed, no doubt, to gauge men, he very politely addressed +the gutter-jumper, hoping to get a civil answer from this boy of all +work. + +"Monsieur, is your master at home?" + +The pert messenger made no reply, but patted his ear with the fingers of +his left hand, as much as to say, "I am deaf." + +"What do you want, sir?" asked Godeschal, swallowing as he spoke a +mouthful of bread big enough to charge a four-pounder, flourishing his +knife and crossing his legs, throwing up one foot in the air to the +level of his eyes. + +"This is the fifth time I have called," replied the victim. "I wish to +speak to M. Derville." + +"On business?" + +"Yes, but I can explain it to no one but--" + +"M. Derville is in bed; if you wish to consult him on some difficulty, +he does no serious work till midnight. But if you will lay the case +before us, we could help you just as well as he can to----" + +The stranger was unmoved; he looked timidly about him, like a dog who +has got into a strange kitchen and expects a kick. By grace of their +profession, lawyers' clerks have no fear of thieves; they did not +suspect the owner of the box-coat, and left him to study the place, +where he looked in vain for a chair to sit on, for he was evidently +tired. Attorneys, on principle, do not have many chairs in their +offices. The inferior client, being kept waiting on his feet, goes away +grumbling, but then he does not waste time, which, as an old lawyer once +said, is not allowed for when the bill is taxed. + +"Monsieur," said the old man, "as I have already told you, I cannot +explain my business to any one but M. Derville. I will wait till he is +up." + +Boucard had finished his bill. He smelt the fragrance of his chocolate, +rose from his cane armchair, went to the chimney-piece, looked the old +man from head to foot, stared at his coat, and made an indescribable +grimace. He probably reflected that whichever way his client might be +wrung, it would be impossible to squeeze out a centime, so he put in a +few brief words to rid the office of a bad customer. + +"It is the truth, monsieur. The chief only works at night. If your +business is important, I recommend you to return at one in the morning." +The stranger looked at the head clerk with a bewildered expression, and +remained motionless for a moment. The clerks, accustomed to every +change of countenance, and the odd whimsicalities to which indecision or +absence of mind gives rise in "parties," went on eating, making as much +noise with their jaws as horses over a manger, and paying no further +heed to the old man. + +"I will come again to-night," said the stranger at length, with the +tenacious desire, peculiar to the unfortunate, to catch humanity at +fault. + +The only irony allowed to poverty is to drive Justice and Benevolence to +unjust denials. When a poor wretch has convicted Society of falsehood, +he throws himself more eagerly on the mercy of God. + +"What do you think of that for a cracked pot?" said Simonnin, without +waiting till the old man had shut the door. + +"He looks as if he had been buried and dug up again," said a clerk. + +"He is some colonel who wants his arrears of pay," said the head clerk. + +"No, he is a retired concierge," said Godeschal. + +"I bet you he is a nobleman," cried Boucard. + +"I bet you he has been a porter," retorted Godeschal. "Only porters are +gifted by nature with shabby box-coats, as worn and greasy and frayed +as that old body's. And did you see his trodden-down boots that let the +water in, and his stock which serves for a shirt? He has slept in a dry +arch." + +"He may be of noble birth, and yet have pulled the doorlatch," cried +Desroches. "It has been known!" + +"No," Boucard insisted, in the midst of laughter, "I maintain that he +was a brewer in 1789, and a colonel in the time of the Republic." + +"I bet theatre tickets round that he never was a soldier," said +Godeschal. + +"Done with you," answered Boucard. + +"Monsieur! Monsieur!" shouted the little messenger, opening the window. + +"What are you at now, Simonnin?" asked Boucard. + +"I am calling him that you may ask him whether he is a colonel or a +porter; he must know." + +All the clerks laughed. As to the old man, he was already coming +upstairs again. + +"What can we say to him?" cried Godeschal. + +"Leave it to me," replied Boucard. + +The poor man came in nervously, his eyes cast down, perhaps not to +betray how hungry he was by looking too greedily at the eatables. + +"Monsieur," said Boucard, "will you have the kindness to leave your +name, so that M. Derville may know----" + +"Chabert." + +"The Colonel who was killed at Eylau?" asked Hure, who, having so far +said nothing, was jealous of adding a jest to all the others. + +"The same, monsieur," replied the good man, with antique simplicity. And +he went away. + +"Whew!" + +"Done brown!" + +"Poof!" + +"Oh!" + +"Ah!" + +"Boum!" + +"The old rogue!" + +"Ting-a-ring-ting!" + +"Sold again!" + +"Monsieur Desroches, you are going to the play without paying," said +Hure to the fourth clerk, giving him a slap on the shoulder that might +have killed a rhinoceros. + +There was a storm of cat-calls, cries, and exclamations, which all the +onomatopeia of the language would fail to represent. + +"Which theatre shall we go to?" + +"To the opera," cried the head clerk. + +"In the first place," said Godeschal, "I never mentioned which theatre. +I might, if I chose, take you to see Madame Saqui." + +"Madame Saqui is not the play." + +"What is a play?" replied Godeschal. "First, we must define the point +of fact. What did I bet, gentlemen? A play. What is a play? A spectacle. +What is a spectacle? Something to be seen--" + +"But on that principle you would pay your bet by taking us to see the +water run under the Pont Neuf!" cried Simonnin, interrupting him. + +"To be seen for money," Godeschal added. + +"But a great many things are to be seen for money that are not plays. +The definition is defective," said Desroches. + +"But do listen to me!" + +"You are talking nonsense, my dear boy," said Boucard. + +"Is Curtius' a play?" said Godeschal. + +"No," said the head clerk, "it is a collection of figures--but it is a +spectacle." + +"I bet you a hundred francs to a sou," Godeschal resumed, "that Curtius' +Waxworks forms such a show as might be called a play or theatre. It +contains a thing to be seen at various prices, according to the place +you choose to occupy." + +"And so on, and so forth!" said Simonnin. + +"You mind I don't box your ears!" said Godeschal. + +The clerk shrugged their shoulders. + +"Besides, it is not proved that that old ape was not making game of us," +he said, dropping his argument, which was drowned in the laughter of the +other clerks. "On my honor, Colonel Chabert is really and truly dead. +His wife is married again to Comte Ferraud, Councillor of State. Madame +Ferraud is one of our clients." + +"Come, the case is remanded till to-morrow," said Boucard. "To work, +gentlemen. The deuce is in it; we get nothing done here. Finish copying +that appeal; it must be handed in before the sitting of the Fourth +Chamber, judgment is to be given to-day. Come, on you go!" + +"If he really were Colonel Chabert, would not that impudent rascal +Simonnin have felt the leather of his boot in the right place when he +pretended to be deaf?" said Desroches, regarding this remark as more +conclusive than Godeschal's. + +"Since nothing is settled," said Boucard, "let us all agree to go to the +upper boxes of the Francais and see Talma in 'Nero.' Simonnin may go to +the pit." + +And thereupon the head clerk sat down at his table, and the others +followed his example. + +"_Given in June eighteen hundred and fourteen_ (in words)," said +Godeschal. "Ready?" + +"Yes," replied the two copying-clerks and the engrosser, whose pens +forthwith began to creak over the stamped paper, making as much noise +in the office as a hundred cockchafers imprisoned by schoolboys in paper +cages. + +"_And we hope that my lords on the Bench_," the extemporizing clerk went +on. "Stop! I must read my sentence through again. I do not understand it +myself." + +"Forty-six (that must often happen) and three forty-nines," said +Boucard. + +"_We hope_," Godeschal began again, after reading all through the +document, "_that my lords on the Bench will not be less magnanimous than +the august author of the decree, and that they will do justice against +the miserable claims of the acting committee of the chief Board of the +Legion of Honor by interpreting the law in the wide sense we have here +set forth_----" + +"Monsieur Godeschal, wouldn't you like a glass of water?" said the +little messenger. + +"That imp of a boy!" said Boucard. "Here, get on your double-soled +shanks-mare, take this packet, and spin off to the Invalides." + +"_Here set forth_," Godeschal went on. "Add _in the interest of Madame +la Vicomtesse_ (at full length) _de Grandlieu_." + +"What!" cried the chief, "are you thinking of drawing up an appeal in +the case of Vicomtesse de Grandlieu against the Legion of Honor--a case +for the office to stand or fall by? You are something like an ass! Have +the goodness to put aside your copies and your notes; you may keep all +that for the case of Navarreins against the Hospitals. It is late. +I will draw up a little petition myself, with a due allowance of +'inasmuch,' and go to the Courts myself." + +This scene is typical of the thousand delights which, when we look back +on our youth, make us say, "Those were good times." + + + +At about one in the morning Colonel Chabert, self-styled, knocked at the +door of Maitre Derville, attorney to the Court of First Instance in the +Department of the Seine. The porter told him that Monsieur Derville had +not yet come in. The old man said he had an appointment, and was +shown upstairs to the rooms occupied by the famous lawyer, who, +notwithstanding his youth, was considered to have one of the longest +heads in Paris. + +Having rung, the distrustful applicant was not a little astonished at +finding the head clerk busily arranging in a convenient order on his +master's dining-room table the papers relating to the cases to be tried +on the morrow. The clerk, not less astonished, bowed to the Colonel and +begged him to take a seat, which the client did. + +"On my word, monsieur, I thought you were joking yesterday when you +named such an hour for an interview," said the old man, with the forced +mirth of a ruined man, who does his best to smile. + +"The clerks were joking, but they were speaking the truth too," replied +the man, going on with his work. "M. Derville chooses this hour for +studying his cases, taking stock of their possibilities, arranging +how to conduct them, deciding on the line of defence. His prodigious +intellect is freer at this hour--the only time when he can have the +silence and quiet needed for the conception of good ideas. Since he +entered the profession, you are the third person to come to him for +a consultation at this midnight hour. After coming in the chief will +discuss each case, read everything, spend four or five hours perhaps +over the business, then he will ring for me and explain to me his +intentions. In the morning from ten to two he hears what his clients +have to say, then he spends the rest of his day in appointments. In the +evening he goes into society to keep up his connections. So he has only +the night for undermining his cases, ransacking the arsenal of the code, +and laying his plan of battle. He is determined never to lose a case; +he loves his art. He will not undertake every case, as his brethren do. +That is his life, an exceptionally active one. And he makes a great deal +of money." + +As he listened to this explanation, the old man sat silent, and his +strange face assumed an expression so bereft of intelligence, that the +clerk, after looking at him, thought no more about him. + +A few minutes later Derville came in, in evening dress; his head clerk +opened the door to him, and went back to finish arranging the papers. +The young lawyer paused for a moment in amazement on seeing in the +dim light the strange client who awaited him. Colonel Chabert was as +absolutely immovable as one of the wax figures in Curtius' collection to +which Godeschal had proposed to treat his fellow-clerks. This quiescence +would not have been a subject for astonishment if it had not completed +the supernatural aspect of the man's whole person. The old soldier was +dry and lean. His forehead, intentionally hidden under a smoothly +combed wig, gave him a look of mystery. His eyes seemed shrouded in a +transparent film; you would have compared them to dingy mother-of-pearl +with a blue iridescence changing in the gleam of the wax lights. His +face, pale, livid, and as thin as a knife, if I may use such a vulgar +expression, was as the face of the dead. Round his neck was a tight +black silk stock. + +Below the dark line of this rag the body was so completely hidden in +shadow that a man of imagination might have supposed the old head was +due to some chance play of light and shade, or have taken it for a +portrait by Rembrandt, without a frame. The brim of the hat which +covered the old man's brow cast a black line of shadow on the upper part +of the face. This grotesque effect, though natural, threw into relief by +contrast the white furrows, the cold wrinkles, the colorless tone of the +corpse-like countenance. And the absence of all movement in the +figure, of all fire in the eye, were in harmony with a certain look of +melancholy madness, and the deteriorating symptoms characteristic of +senility, giving the face an indescribably ill-starred look which no +human words could render. + +But an observer, especially a lawyer, could also have read in this +stricken man the signs of deep sorrow, the traces of grief which had +worn into this face, as drops of water from the sky falling on fine +marble at last destroy its beauty. A physician, an author, or a judge +might have discerned a whole drama at the sight of its sublime horror, +while the least charm was its resemblance to the grotesques which +artists amuse themselves by sketching on a corner of the lithographic +stone while chatting with a friend. + +On seeing the attorney, the stranger started, with the convulsive thrill +that comes over a poet when a sudden noise rouses him from a fruitful +reverie in silence and at night. The old man hastily removed his hat +and rose to bow to the young man; the leather lining of his hat was +doubtless very greasy; his wig stuck to it without his noticing it, +and left his head bare, showing his skull horribly disfigured by a +scar beginning at the nape of the neck and ending over the right eye, a +prominent seam all across his head. The sudden removal of the dirty +wig which the poor man wore to hide this gash gave the two lawyers no +inclination to laugh, so horrible to behold was this riven skull. +The first idea suggested by the sight of this old wound was, "His +intelligence must have escaped through that cut." + +"If this is not Colonel Chabert, he is some thorough-going trooper!" +thought Boucard. + +"Monsieur," said Derville, "to whom have I the honor of speaking?" + +"To Colonel Chabert." + +"Which?" + +"He who was killed at Eylau," replied the old man. + +On hearing this strange speech, the lawyer and his clerk glanced at each +other, as much as to say, "He is mad." + +"Monsieur," the Colonel went on, "I wish to confide to you the secret of +my position." + +A thing worthy of note is the natural intrepidity of lawyers. Whether +from the habit of receiving a great many persons, or from the deep sense +of the protection conferred on them by the law, or from confidence in +their missions, they enter everywhere, fearing nothing, like priests and +physicians. Derville signed to Boucard, who vanished. + +"During the day, sir," said the attorney, "I am not so miserly of my +time, but at night every minute is precious. So be brief and concise. Go +to the facts without digression. I will ask for any explanations I may +consider necessary. Speak." + +Having bid his strange client to be seated, the young man sat down at +the table; but while he gave his attention to the deceased Colonel, he +turned over the bundles of papers. + +"You know, perhaps," said the dead man, "that I commanded a cavalry +regiment at Eylau. I was of important service to the success of Murat's +famous charge which decided the victory. Unhappily for me, my death is +a historical fact, recorded in _Victoires et Conquetes_, where it is +related in full detail. We cut through the three Russian lines, which at +once closed up and formed again, so that we had to repeat the movement +back again. At the moment when we were nearing the Emperor, after +having scattered the Russians, I came against a squadron of the enemy's +cavalry. I rushed at the obstinate brutes. Two Russian officers, perfect +giants, attacked me both at once. One of them gave me a cut across the +head that crashed through everything, even a black silk cap I wore next +my head, and cut deep into the skull. I fell from my horse. Murat came +up to support me. He rode over my body, he and all his men, fifteen +hundred of them--there might have been more! My death was announced +to the Emperor, who as a precaution--for he was fond of me, was the +master--wished to know if there were no hope of saving the man he had +to thank for such a vigorous attack. He sent two surgeons to identify me +and bring me into Hospital, saying, perhaps too carelessly, for he +was very busy, 'Go and see whether by any chance poor Chabert is still +alive.' These rascally saw-bones, who had just seen me lying under +the hoofs of the horses of two regiments, no doubt did not trouble +themselves to feel my pulse, and reported that I was quite dead. The +certificate of death was probably made out in accordance with the rules +of military jurisprudence." + +As he heard his visitor express himself with complete lucidity, and +relate a story so probable though so strange, the young lawyer ceased +fingering the papers, rested his left elbow on the table, and with his +head on his hand looked steadily at the Colonel. + +"Do you know, monsieur, that I am lawyer to the Countess Ferraud," he +said, interrupting the speaker, "Colonel Chabert's widow?" + +"My wife--yes monsieur. Therefore, after a hundred fruitless attempts to +interest lawyers, who have all thought me mad, I made up my mind to come +to you. I will tell you of my misfortunes afterwards; for the present, +allow me to prove the facts, explaining rather how things must have +fallen out rather than how they did occur. Certain circumstances, known, +I suppose to no one but the Almighty, compel me to speak of some things +as hypothetical. The wounds I had received must presumably have produced +tetanus, or have thrown me into a state analogous to that of a disease +called, I believe, catalepsy. Otherwise how is it conceivable that I +should have been stripped, as is the custom in time of the war, and +thrown into the common grave by the men ordered to bury the dead? + +"Allow me here to refer to a detail of which I could know nothing till +after the event, which, after all, I must speak of as my death. At +Stuttgart, in 1814, I met an old quartermaster of my regiment. This dear +fellow, the only man who chose to recognize me, and of whom I will tell +you more later, explained the marvel of my preservation, by telling me +that my horse was shot in the flank at the moment when I was wounded. +Man and beast went down together, like a monk cut out of card-paper. As +I fell, to the right or to the left, I was no doubt covered by the body +of my horse, which protected me from being trampled to death or hit by a +ball. + +"When I came to myself, monsieur, I was in a position and an atmosphere +of which I could give you no idea if I talked till to-morrow. The little +air there was to breathe was foul. I wanted to move, and found no room. +I opened my eyes, and saw nothing. The most alarming circumstance +was the lack of air, and this enlightened me as to my situation. I +understood that no fresh air could penetrate to me, and that I must die. +This thought took off the sense of intolerable pain which had aroused +me. There was a violent singing in my ears. I heard--or I thought I +heard, I will assert nothing--groans from the world of dead among whom I +was lying. Some nights I still think I hear those stifled moans; +though the remembrance of that time is very obscure, and my memory very +indistinct, in spite of my impressions of far more acute suffering I was +fated to go through, and which have confused my ideas. + +"But there was something more awful than cries; there was a silence such +as I have never known elsewhere--literally, the silence of the grave. +At last, by raising my hands and feeling the dead, I discerned a vacant +space between my head and the human carrion above. I could thus measure +the space, granted by a chance of which I knew not the cause. It would +seem that, thanks to the carelessness and the haste with which we had +been pitched into the trench, two dead bodies had leaned across and +against each other, forming an angle like that made by two cards when a +child is building a card castle. Feeling about me at once, for there +was no time for play, I happily felt an arm lying detached, the arm of +a Hercules! A stout bone, to which I owed my rescue. But for this +unhoped-for help, I must have perished. But with a fury you may imagine, +I began to work my way through the bodies which separated me from the +layer of earth which had no doubt been thrown over us--I say us, as if +there had been others living! I worked with a will, monsieur, for here I +am! But to this day I do not know how I succeeded in getting through the +pile of flesh which formed a barrier between me and life. You will say I +had three arms. This crowbar, which I used cleverly enough, opened out +a little air between the bodies I moved, and I economized my breath. At +last I saw daylight, but through snow! + +"At that moment I perceived that my head was cut open. Happily my blood, +or that of my comrades, or perhaps the torn skin of my horse, who knows, +had in coagulating formed a sort of natural plaster. But, in spite +of it, I fainted away when my head came into contact with the snow. +However, the little warmth left in me melted the snow about me; and when +I recovered consciousness, I found myself in the middle of a round hole, +where I stood shouting as long as I could. But the sun was rising, so I +had very little chance of being heard. Was there any one in the fields +yet? I pulled myself up, using my feet as a spring, resting on one of +the dead, whose ribs were firm. You may suppose that this was not the +moment for saying, 'Respect courage in misfortune!' In short, monsieur, +after enduring the anguish, if the word is strong enough for my frenzy, +of seeing for a long time, yes, quite a long time, those cursed Germans +flying from a voice they heard where they could see no one, I was dug +out by a woman, who was brave or curious enough to come close to my +head, which must have looked as though it had sprouted from the ground +like a mushroom. This woman went to fetch her husband, and between them +they got me to their poor hovel. + +"It would seem that I must have again fallen into a catalepsy--allow me +to use the word to describe a state of which I have no idea, but which, +from the account given by my hosts, I suppose to have been the effect +of that malady. I remained for six months between life and death; not +speaking, or, if I spoke, talking in delirium. At last, my hosts got me +admitted to the hospital at Heilsberg. + +"You will understand, Monsieur, that I came out of the womb of the grave +as naked as I came from my mother's; so that six months afterwards, when +I remembered, one fine morning, that I had been Colonel Chabert, and +when, on recovering my wits, I tried to exact from my nurse rather more +respect than she paid to any poor devil, all my companions in the ward +began to laugh. Luckily for me, the surgeon, out of professional pride, +had answered for my cure, and was naturally interested in his patient. +When I told him coherently about my former life, this good man, named +Sparchmann, signed a deposition, drawn up in the legal form of his +country, giving an account of the miraculous way in which I had escaped +from the trench dug for the dead, the day and hour when I had been found +by my benefactress and her husband, the nature and exact spot of my +injuries, adding to these documents a description of my person. + +"Well, monsieur, I have neither these important pieces of evidence, +nor the declaration I made before a notary at Heilsberg, with a view +to establishing my identity. From the day when I was turned out of that +town by the events of the war, I have wandered about like a vagabond, +begging my bread, treated as a madman when I have told my story, without +ever having found or earned a sou to enable me to recover the deeds +which would prove my statements, and restore me to society. My +sufferings have often kept me for six months at a time in some little +town, where every care was taken of the invalid Frenchman, but where he +was laughed at to his face as soon as he said he was Colonel Chabert. +For a long time that laughter, those doubts, used to put me into rages +which did me harm, and which even led to my being locked up at Stuttgart +as a madman. And indeed, as you may judge from my story, there was ample +reason for shutting a man up. + +"At the end of two years' detention, which I was compelled to submit to, +after hearing my keepers say a thousand times, 'Here is a poor man who +thinks he is Colonel Chabert' to people who would reply, 'Poor fellow!' +I became convinced of the impossibility of my own adventure. I grew +melancholy, resigned, and quiet, and gave up calling myself Colonel +Chabert, in order to get out of my prison, and see France once more. Oh, +monsieur! To see Paris again was a delirium which I----" + +Without finishing his sentence, Colonel Chabert fell into a deep study, +which Derville respected. + +"One fine day," his visitor resumed, "one spring day, they gave me the +key of the fields, as we say, and ten thalers, admitting that I talked +quite sensibly on all subjects, and no longer called myself Colonel +Chabert. On my honor, at that time, and even to this day, sometimes I +hate my name. I wish I were not myself. The sense of my rights kills me. +If my illness had but deprived me of all memory of my past life, I could +be happy. I should have entered the service again under any name, +no matter what, and should, perhaps, have been made Field-Marshal in +Austria or Russia. Who knows?" + +"Monsieur," said the attorney, "you have upset all my ideas. I feel as +if I heard you in a dream. Pause for a moment, I beg of you." + +"You are the only person," said the Colonel, with a melancholy look, +"who ever listened to me so patiently. No lawyer has been willing to +lend me ten napoleons to enable me to procure from Germany the necessary +documents to begin my lawsuit--" + +"What lawsuit?" said the attorney, who had forgotten his client's +painful position in listening to the narrative of his past sufferings. + +"Why, monsieur, is not the Comtesse Ferraud my wife? She has thirty +thousand francs a year, which belong to me, and she will not give me a +son. When I tell lawyers these things--men of sense; when I propose--I, +a beggar--to bring action against a Count and Countess; when I--a +dead man--bring up as against a certificate of death a certificate of +marriage and registers of births, they show me out, either with the air +of cold politeness, which you all know how to assume to rid yourself of +a hapless wretch, or brutally, like men who think they have to deal with +a swindler or a madman--it depends on their nature. I have been buried +under the dead; but now I am buried under the living, under papers, +under facts, under the whole of society, which wants to shove me +underground again!" + +"Pray resume your narrative," said Derville. + +"'Pray resume it!'" cried the hapless old man, taking the young lawyer's +hand. "That is the first polite word I have heard since----" + +The Colonel wept. Gratitude choked his voice. The appealing and +unutterable eloquence that lies in the eyes, in a gesture, even in +silence, entirely convinced Derville, and touched him deeply. + +"Listen, monsieur," said he; "I have this evening won three hundred +francs at cards. I may very well lay out half that sum in making a man +happy. I will begin the inquiries and researches necessary to obtain the +documents of which you speak, and until they arrive I will give you five +francs a day. If you are Colonel Chabert, you will pardon the smallness +of the loan as it is coming from a young man who has his fortune to +make. Proceed." + +The Colonel, as he called himself, sat for a moment motionless and +bewildered; the depth of his woes had no doubt destroyed his powers of +belief. Though he was eager in pursuit of his military distinction, of +his fortune, of himself, perhaps it was in obedience to the inexplicable +feeling, the latent germ in every man's heart, to which we owe the +experiments of alchemists, the passion for glory, the discoveries of +astronomy and of physics, everything which prompts man to expand his +being by multiplying himself through deeds or ideas. In his mind the +_Ego_ was now but a secondary object, just as the vanity of success or +the pleasures of winning become dearer to the gambler than the object +he has at stake. The young lawyer's words were as a miracle to this man, +for ten years repudiated by his wife, by justice, by the whole social +creation. To find in a lawyer's office the ten gold pieces which had +so long been refused him by so many people, and in so many ways! The +colonel was like the lady who, having been ill of a fever for fifteen +years, fancied she had some fresh complaint when she was cured. There +are joys in which we have ceased to believe; they fall on us, it is like +a thunderbolt; they burn us. The poor man's gratitude was too great to +find utterance. To superficial observers he seemed cold, but Derville +saw complete honesty under this amazement. A swindler would have found +his voice. + +"Where was I?" said the Colonel, with the simplicity of a child or of +a soldier, for there is often something of the child in a true soldier, +and almost always something of the soldier in a child, especially in +France. + +"At Stuttgart. You were out of prison," said Derville. + +"You know my wife?" asked the Colonel. + +"Yes," said Derville, with a bow. + +"What is she like?" + +"Still quite charming." + +The old man held up his hand, and seemed to be swallowing down +some secret anguish with the grave and solemn resignation that is +characteristic of men who have stood the ordeal of blood and fire on the +battlefield. + +"Monsieur," said he, with a sort of cheerfulness--for he breathed again, +the poor Colonel; he had again risen from the grave; he had just melted +a covering of snow less easily thawed than that which had once before +frozen his head; and he drew a deep breath, as if he had just escaped +from a dungeon--"Monsieur, if I had been a handsome young fellow, none +of my misfortunes would have befallen me. Women believe in men when they +flavor their speeches with the word Love. They hurry then, they come, +they go, they are everywhere at once; they intrigue, they assert facts, +they play the very devil for a man who takes their fancy. But how could +I interest a woman? I had a face like a Requiem. I was dressed like a +_sans-culotte_. I was more like an Esquimaux than a Frenchman--I, who +had formerly been considered one of the smartest of fops in 1799!--I, +Chabert, Count of the Empire. + +"Well, on the very day when I was turned out into the streets like +a dog, I met the quartermaster of whom I just now spoke. This old +soldier's name was Boutin. The poor devil and I made the queerest pair +of broken-down hacks I ever set eyes on. I met him out walking; but +though I recognized him, he could not possibly guess who I was. We went +into a tavern together. In there, when I told him my name, Boutin's +mouth opened from ear to ear in a roar of laughter, like the bursting +of a mortar. That mirth, monsieur, was one of the keenest pangs I have +known. It told me without disguise how great were the changes in me! I +was, then, unrecognizable even to the humblest and most grateful of my +former friends! + +"I had once saved Boutin's life, but it was only the repayment of a debt +I owed him. I need not tell you how he did me this service; it was at +Ravenna, in Italy. The house where Boutin prevented my being stabbed was +not extremely respectable. At that time I was not a colonel, but, like +Boutin himself, a common trooper. Happily there were certain details of +this adventure which could be known only to us two, and when I recalled +them to his mind his incredulity diminished. I then told him the story +of my singular experiences. Although my eyes and my voice, he told +me, were strangely altered, although I had neither hair, teeth, nor +eyebrows, and was as colorless as an Albino, he at last recognized his +Colonel in the beggar, after a thousand questions, which I answered +triumphantly. + +"He related his adventures; they were not less extraordinary than my +own; he had lately come back from the frontiers of China, which he +had tried to cross after escaping from Siberia. He told me of the +catastrophe of the Russian campaign, and of Napoleon's first abdication. +That news was one of the things which caused me most anguish! + +"We were two curious derelicts, having been rolled over the globe as +pebbles are rolled by the ocean when storms bear them from shore to +shore. Between us we had seen Egypt, Syria, Spain, Russia, Holland, +Germany, Italy and Dalmatia, England, China, Tartary, Siberia; the only +thing wanting was that neither of us had been to America or the Indies. +Finally, Boutin, who still was more locomotive than I, undertook to go +to Paris as quickly as might be to inform my wife of the predicament in +which I was. I wrote a long letter full of details to Madame Chabert. +That, monsieur, was the fourth! If I had had any relations, perhaps +nothing of all this might have happened; but, to be frank with you, I +am but a workhouse child, a soldier, whose sole fortune was his courage, +whose sole family is mankind at large, whose country is France, whose +only protector is the Almighty.--Nay, I am wrong! I had a father--the +Emperor! Ah! if he were but here, the dear man! If he could see _his +Chabert_, as he used to call me, in the state in which I am now, he +would be in a rage! What is to be done? Our sun is set, and we are all +out in the cold now. After all, political events might account for my +wife's silence! + +"Boutin set out. He was a lucky fellow! He had two bears, admirably +trained, which brought him in a living. I could not go with him; the +pain I suffered forbade my walking long stages. I wept, monsieur, when +we parted, after I had gone as far as my state allowed in company with +him and his bears. At Carlsruhe I had an attack of neuralgia in the +head, and lay for six weeks on straw in an inn. I should never have +ended if I were to tell you all the distresses of my life as a beggar. +Moral suffering, before which physical suffering pales, nevertheless +excites less pity, because it is not seen. I remember shedding tears, as +I stood in front of a fine house in Strassburg where once I had given +an entertainment, and where nothing was given me, not even a piece of +bread. Having agreed with Boutin on the road I was to take, I went to +every post-office to ask if there were a letter or some money for me. +I arrived at Paris without having found either. What despair I had been +forced to endure! 'Boutin must be dead! I told myself, and in fact the +poor fellow was killed at Waterloo. I heard of his death later, and by +mere chance. His errand to my wife had, of course, been fruitless. + +"At last I entered Paris--with the Cossacks. To me this was grief on +grief. On seeing the Russians in France, I quite forgot that I had no +shoes on my feet nor money in my pocket. Yes, monsieur, my clothes were +in tatters. The evening before I reached Paris I was obliged to bivouac +in the woods of Claye. The chill of the night air no doubt brought on an +attack of some nameless complaint which seized me as I was crossing +the Faubourg Saint-Martin. I dropped almost senseless at the door of an +ironmonger's shop. When I recovered I was in a bed in the Hotel-Dieu. +There I stayed very contentedly for about a month. I was then turned +out; I had no money, but I was well, and my feet were on the good stones +of Paris. With what delight and haste did I make my way to the Rue du +Mont-Blanc, where my wife should be living in a house belonging to me! +Bah! the Rue du Mont-Blanc was now the Rue de la Chausee d'Antin; I +could not find my house; it had been sold and pulled down. Speculators +had built several houses over my gardens. Not knowing that my wife had +married M. Ferraud, I could obtain no information. + +"At last I went to the house of an old lawyer who had been in charge of +my affairs. This worthy man was dead, after selling his connection to +a younger man. This gentleman informed me, to my great surprise, of the +administration of my estate, the settlement of the moneys, of my wife's +marriage, and the birth of her two children. When I told him that I was +Colonel Chabert, he laughed so heartily that I left him without saying +another word. My detention at Stuttgart had suggested possibilities of +Charenton, and I determined to act with caution. Then, monsieur, +knowing where my wife lived, I went to her house, my heart high with +hope.--Well," said the Colonel, with a gesture of concentrated fury, +"when I called under an assumed name I was not admitted, and on the day +when I used my own I was turned out of doors. + +"To see the Countess come home from a ball or the play in the early +morning, I have sat whole nights through, crouching close to the wall of +her gateway. My eyes pierced the depths of the carriage, which flashed +past me with the swiftness of lightning, and I caught a glimpse of the +woman who is my wife and no longer mine. Oh, from that day I have +lived for vengeance!" cried the old man in a hollow voice, and suddenly +standing up in front of Derville. "She knows that I am alive; since my +return she has had two letters written with my own hand. She loves me +no more!--I--I know not whether I love or hate her. I long for her and +curse her by turns. To me she owes all her fortune, all her happiness; +well, she has not sent me the very smallest pittance. Sometimes I do not +know what will become of me!" + +With these words the veteran dropped on to his chair again and remained +motionless. Derville sat in silence, studying his client. + +"It is a serious business," he said at length, mechanically. "Even +granting the genuineness of the documents to be procured from Heilsberg, +it is not proved to me that we can at once win our case. It must go +before three tribunals in succession. I must think such a matter over +with a clear head; it is quite exceptional." + +"Oh," said the Colonel, coldly, with a haughty jerk of his head, "if I +fail, I can die--but not alone." + +The feeble old man had vanished. The eyes were those of a man of energy, +lighted up with the spark of desire and revenge. + +"We must perhaps compromise," said the lawyer. + +"Compromise!" echoed Colonel Chabert. "Am I dead, or am I alive?" + +"I hope, monsieur," the attorney went on, "that you will follow my +advice. Your cause is mine. You will soon perceive the interest I take +in your situation, almost unexampled in judicial records. For the moment +I will give you a letter to my notary, who will pay to your order fifty +francs every ten days. It would be unbecoming for you to come here to +receive alms. If you are Colonel Chabert, you ought to be at no man's +mercy. I shall record these advances as a loan; you have estates to +recover; you are rich." + +This delicate compassion brought tears to the old man's eyes. Derville +rose hastily, for it was perhaps not correct for a lawyer to show +emotion; he went into the adjoining room, and came back with an unsealed +letter, which he gave to the Colonel. When the poor man held it in his +hand, he felt through the paper two gold pieces. + +"Will you be good enough to describe the documents, and tell me the name +of the town, and in what kingdom?" said the lawyer. + +The Colonel dictated the information, and verified the spelling of the +names of places; then he took his hat in one hand, looked at Derville, +and held out the other--a horny hand, saying with much simplicity: + +"On my honor, sir, after the Emperor, you are the man to whom I shall +owe most. You are a splendid fellow!" + +The attorney clapped his hand into the Colonel's, saw him to the stairs, +and held a light for him. + +"Boucard," said Derville to his head clerk, "I have just listened to a +tale that may cost me five and twenty louis. If I am robbed, I shall not +regret the money, for I shall have seen the most consummate actor of the +day." + +When the Colonel was in the street and close to a lamp, he took the two +twenty-franc pieces out of the letter and looked at them for a moment +under the light. It was the first gold he had seen for nine years. + +"I may smoke cigars!" he said to himself. + + + +About three months after this interview, at night, in Derville's room, +the notary commissioned to advance the half-pay on Derville's account to +his eccentric client, came to consult the attorney on a serious matter, +and began by begging him to refund the six hundred francs that the old +soldier had received. + +"Are you amusing yourself with pensioning the old army?" said the +notary, laughing--a young man named Crottat, who had just bought up +the office in which he had been head clerk, his chief having fled in +consequence of a disastrous bankruptcy. + +"I have to thank you, my dear sir, for reminding me of that affair," +replied Derville. "My philanthropy will not carry me beyond twenty-five +louis; I have, I fear, already been the dupe of my patriotism." + +As Derville finished the sentence, he saw on his desk the papers his +head clerk had laid out for him. His eye was struck by the appearance +of the stamps--long, square, and triangular, in red and blue ink, which +distinguished a letter that had come through the Prussian, Austrian, +Bavarian, and French post-offices. + +"Ah ha!" said he with a laugh, "here is the last act of the comedy; now +we shall see if I have been taken in!" + +He took up the letter and opened it; but he could not read it; it was +written in German. + +"Boucard, go yourself and have this letter translated, and bring it back +immediately," said Derville, half opening his study door, and giving the +letter to the head clerk. + +The notary at Berlin, to whom the lawyer had written, informed him that +the documents he had been requested to forward would arrive within a +few days of this note announcing them. They were, he said, all perfectly +regular and duly witnessed, and legally stamped to serve as evidence +in law. He also informed him that almost all the witnesses to the facts +recorded under these affidavits were still to be found at Eylau, in +Prussia, and that the woman to whom M. le Comte Chabert owed his life +was still living in a suburb of Heilsberg. + +"This looks like business," cried Derville, when Boucard had given +him the substance of the letter. "But look here, my boy," he went on, +addressing the notary, "I shall want some information which ought to +exist in your office. Was it not that old rascal Roguin--?" + +"We will say that unfortunate, that ill-used Roguin," interrupted +Alexandre Crottat with a laugh. + +"Well, was it not that ill-used man who has just carried off eight +hundred thousand francs of his clients' money, and reduced several +families to despair, who effected the settlement of Chabert's estate? I +fancy I have seen that in the documents in our case of Ferraud." + +"Yes," said Crottat. "It was when I was third clerk; I copied the papers +and studied them thoroughly. Rose Chapotel, wife and widow of Hyacinthe, +called Chabert, Count of the Empire, grand officer of the Legion of +Honor. They had married without settlement; thus, they held all the +property in common. To the best of my recollections, the personalty was +about six hundred thousand francs. Before his marriage, Colonel Chabert +had made a will in favor of the hospitals of Paris, by which he left +them one-quarter of the fortune he might possess at the time of his +decease, the State to take the other quarter. The will was contested, +there was a forced sale, and then a division, for the attorneys went at +a pace. At the time of the settlement the monster who was then governing +France handed over to the widow, by special decree, the portion +bequeathed to the treasury." + +"So that Comte Chabert's personal fortune was no more than three hundred +thousand francs?" + +"Consequently so it was, old fellow!" said Crottat. "You lawyers +sometimes are very clear-headed, though you are accused of false +practices in pleading for one side or the other." + +Colonel Chabert, whose address was written at the bottom of the +first receipt he had given the notary, was lodging in the Faubourg +Saint-Marceau, Rue du Petit-Banquier, with an old quartermaster of the +Imperial Guard, now a cowkeeper, named Vergniaud. Having reached the +spot, Derville was obliged to go on foot in search of his client, for +his coachman declined to drive along an unpaved street, where the ruts +were rather too deep for cab wheels. Looking about him on all sides, +the lawyer at last discovered at the end of the street nearest to the +boulevard, between two walls built of bones and mud, two shabby stone +gate-posts, much knocked about by carts, in spite of two wooden stumps +that served as blocks. These posts supported a cross beam with a +penthouse coping of tiles, and on the beam, in red letters, were the +words, "Vergniaud, dairyman." To the right of this inscription were some +eggs, to the left a cow, all painted in white. The gate was open, and no +doubt remained open all day. Beyond a good-sized yard there was a house +facing the gate, if indeed the name of house may be applied to one of +the hovels built in the neighborhood of Paris, which are like nothing +else, not even the most wretched dwellings in the country, of which they +have all the poverty without their poetry. + +Indeed, in the midst of the fields, even a hovel may have a certain +grace derived from the pure air, the verdure, the open country--a hill, +a serpentine road, vineyards, quickset hedges, moss-grown thatch and +rural implements; but poverty in Paris gains dignity only by horror. +Though recently built, this house seemed ready to fall into ruins. None +of its materials had found a legitimate use; they had been collected +from the various demolitions which are going on every day in Paris. On +a shutter made of the boards of a shop-sign Derville read the words, +"Fancy Goods." The windows were all mismatched and grotesquely placed. +The ground floor, which seemed to be the habitable part, was on one +side raised above the soil, and on the other sunk in the rising ground. +Between the gate and the house lay a puddle full of stable litter, into +which flowed the rain-water and house waste. The back wall of this frail +construction, which seemed rather more solidly built than the rest, +supported a row of barred hutches, where rabbits bred their numerous +families. To the right of the gate was the cowhouse, with a loft above +for fodder; it communicated with the house through the dairy. To +the left was a poultry yard, with a stable and pig-styes, the roofs +finished, like that of the house, with rough deal boards nailed so as to +overlap, and shabbily thatched with rushes. + +Like most of the places where the elements of the huge meal daily +devoured by Paris are every day prepared, the yard Derville now entered +showed traces of the hurry that comes of the necessity for being +ready at a fixed hour. The large pot-bellied tin cans in which milk +is carried, and the little pots for cream, were flung pell-mell at the +dairy door, with their linen-covered stoppers. The rags that were used +to clean them, fluttered in the sunshine, riddled with holes, hanging +to strings fastened to poles. The placid horse, of a breed known only +to milk-women, had gone a few steps from the cart, and was standing in +front of the stable, the door being shut. A goat was munching the shoots +of a starved and dusty vine that clung to the cracked yellow wall of the +house. A cat, squatting on the cream jars, was licking them over. The +fowls, scared by Derville's approach, scuttered away screaming, and the +watch-dog barked. + +"And the man who decided the victory at Eylau is to be found here!" said +Derville to himself, as his eyes took in at a glance the general effect +of the squalid scene. + +The house had been left in charge of three little boys. One, who had +climbed to the top of the cart loaded with hay, was pitching stones into +the chimney of a neighboring house, in the hope that they might fall +into a saucepan; another was trying to get a pig into a cart, to hoist +it by making the whole thing tilt. When Derville asked them if M. +Chabert lived there, neither of them replied, but all three looked at +him with a sort of bright stupidity, if I may combine those two words. +Derville repeated his questions, but without success. Provoked by the +saucy cunning of these three imps, he abused them with the sort of +pleasantry which young men think they have the right to address to +little boys, and they broke the silence with a horse-laugh. Then +Derville was angry. + +The Colonel, hearing him, now came out of the little low room, close to +the dairy, and stood on the threshold of his doorway with indescribable +military coolness. He had in his mouth a very finely-colored pipe--a +technical phrase to a smoker--a humble, short clay pipe of the kind +called "_brule-queule_." He lifted the peak of a dreadfully greasy +cloth cap, saw Derville, and came straight across the midden to join his +benefactor the sooner, calling out in friendly tones to the boys: + +"Silence in the ranks!" + +The children at once kept a respectful silence, which showed the power +the old soldier had over them. + +"Why did you not write to me?" he said to Derville. "Go along by the +cowhouse! There--the path is paved there," he exclaimed, seeing the +lawyer's hesitancy, for he did not wish to wet his feet in the manure +heap. + +Jumping from one dry spot to another, Derville reached the door by which +the Colonel had come out. Chabert seemed but ill pleased at having to +receive him in the bed-room he occupied; and, in fact, Derville found +but one chair there. The Colonel's bed consisted of some trusses of +straw, over which his hostess had spread two or three of those old +fragments of carpet, picked up heaven knows where, which milk-women +use to cover the seats of their carts. The floor was simply the trodden +earth. The walls, sweating salt-petre, green with mould, and full of +cracks, were so excessively damp that on the side where the Colonel's +bed was a reed mat had been nailed. The famous box-coat hung on a nail. +Two pairs of old boots lay in a corner. There was not a sign of linen. +On the worm-eaten table the _Bulletins de la Grande Armee_, reprinted +by Plancher, lay open, and seemed to be the Colonel's reading; his +countenance was calm and serene in the midst of this squalor. His visit +to Derville seemed to have altered his features; the lawyer perceived in +them traces of a happy feeling, a particular gleam set there by hope. + +"Does the smell of the pipe annoy you?" he said, placing the dilapidated +straw-bottomed chair for his lawyer. + +"But, Colonel, you are dreadfully uncomfortable here!" + +The speech was wrung from Derville by the distrust natural to lawyers, +and the deplorable experience which they derive early in life from the +appalling and obscure tragedies at which they look on. + +"Here," said he to himself, "is a man who has of course spent my money +in satisfying a trooper's three theological virtues--play, wine, and +women!" + +"To be sure, monsieur, we are not distinguished for luxury here. It is +a camp lodging, tempered by friendship, but----" And the soldier shot a +deep glance at the man of law--"I have done no one wrong, I have never +turned my back on anybody, and I sleep in peace." + +Derville reflected that there would be some want of delicacy in asking +his client to account for the sums of money he had advanced, so he +merely said: + +"But why would you not come to Paris, where you might have lived as +cheaply as you do here, but where you would have been better lodged?" + +"Why," replied the Colonel, "the good folks with whom I am living had +taken me in and fed me _gratis_ for a year. How could I leave them just +when I had a little money? Besides, the father of those three pickles is +an old _Egyptian_--" + +"An Egyptian!" + +"We give that name to the troopers who came back from the expedition +into Egypt, of which I was one. Not merely are all who get back +brothers; Vergniaud was in my regiment. We have shared a draught of +water in the desert; and besides, I have not yet finished teaching his +brats to read." + +"He might have lodged you better for your money," said Derville. + +"Bah!" said the Colonel, "his children sleep on the straw as I do. He +and his wife have no better bed; they are very poor you see. They +have taken a bigger business than they can manage. But if I recover my +fortune... However, it does very well." + +"Colonel, to-morrow or the next day, I shall receive your papers from +Heilsberg. The woman who dug you out is still alive!" + +"Curse the money! To think I haven't got any!" he cried, flinging his +pipe on the ground. + +Now, a well-colored pipe is to a smoker a precious possession; but the +impulse was so natural, the emotion so generous, that every smoker, and +the excise office itself, would have pardoned this crime of treason to +tobacco. Perhaps the angels may have picked up the pieces. + +"Colonel, it is an exceedingly complicated business," said Derville as +they left the room to walk up and down in the sunshine. + +"To me," said the soldier, "it appears exceedingly simple. I was thought +to be dead, and here I am! Give me back my wife and my fortune; give me +the rank of General, to which I have a right, for I was made Colonel of +the Imperial Guard the day before the battle of Eylau." + +"Things are not done so in the legal world," said Derville. "Listen to +me. You are Colonel Chabert, I am glad to think it; but it has to be +proved judicially to persons whose interest it will be to deny it. +Hence, your papers will be disputed. That contention will give rise to +ten or twelve preliminary inquiries. Every question will be sent under +contradiction up to the supreme court, and give rise to so many costly +suits, which will hang on for a long time, however eagerly I may push +them. Your opponents will demand an inquiry, which we cannot refuse, and +which may necessitate the sending of a commission of investigation to +Prussia. But even if we hope for the best; supposing that justice should +at once recognize you as Colonel Chabert--can we know how the questions +will be settled that will arise out of the very innocent bigamy +committed by the Comtesse Ferraud? + +"In your case, the point of law is unknown to the Code, and can only be +decided as a point in equity, as a jury decides in the delicate cases +presented by the social eccentricities of some criminal prosecutions. +Now, you had no children by your marriage; M. le Comte Ferraud has two. +The judges might pronounce against the marriage where the family ties +are weakest, to the confirmation of that where they are stronger, since +it was contracted in perfect good faith. Would you be in a very becoming +moral position if you insisted, at your age, and in your present +circumstances, in resuming your rights over a woman who no longer loves +you? You will have both your wife and her husband against you, two +important persons who might influence the Bench. Thus, there are many +elements which would prolong the case; you will have time to grow old in +the bitterest regrets." + +"And my fortune?" + +"Do you suppose you had a fine fortune?" + +"Had I not thirty thousand francs a year?" + +"My dear Colonel, in 1799 you made a will before your marriage, leaving +one-quarter of your property to hospitals." + +"That is true." + +"Well, when you were reported dead, it was necessary to make a +valuation, and have a sale, to give this quarter away. Your wife was not +particular about honesty as to the poor. The valuation, in which she no +doubt took care not to include the ready money or jewelry, or too +much of the plate, and in which the furniture would be estimated at +two-thirds of its actual cost, either to benefit her, or to lighten the +succession duty, and also because a valuer can be held responsible +for the declared value--the valuation thus made stood at six hundred +thousand francs. Your wife had a right of half for her share. Everything +was sold and bought in by her; she got something out of it all, and the +hospitals got their seventy-five thousand francs. Then, as the remainder +went to the State, since you had made no mention of your wife in your +will, the Emperor restored to your widow by decree the residue which +would have reverted to the Exchequer. So, now, what can you claim? Three +hundred thousand francs, no more, and minus the costs." + +"And you call that justice!" said the Colonel, in dismay. + +"Why, certainly--" + +"A pretty kind of justice!" + +"So it is, my dear Colonel. You see, that what you thought so easy is +not so. Madame Ferraud might even choose to keep the sum given to her by +the Emperor." + +"But she was not a widow. The decree is utterly void----" + +"I agree with you. But every case can get a hearing. Listen to me. I +think that under these circumstances a compromise would be both for her +and for you the best solution of the question. You will gain by it a +more considerable sum than you can prove a right to." + +"That would be to sell my wife!" + +"With twenty-four thousand francs a year you could find a woman who, in +the position in which you are, would suit you better than your own wife, +and make you happier. I propose going this very day to see the Comtesse +Ferraud and sounding the ground; but I would not take such a step +without giving you due notice." + +"Let us go together." + +"What, just as you are?" said the lawyer. "No, my dear Colonel, no. You +might lose your case on the spot." + +"Can I possibly gain it?" + +"On every count," replied Derville. "But, my dear Colonel Chabert, you +overlook one thing. I am not rich; the price of my connection is not +wholly paid up. If the bench should allow you a maintenance, that is to +say, a sum advanced on your prospects, they will not do so till you +have proved that you are Comte Chabert, grand officer of the Legion of +Honor." + +"To be sure, I am a grand officer of the Legion of Honor; I had +forgotten that," said he simply. + +"Well, until then," Derville went on, "will you not have to engage +pleaders, to have documents copied, to keep the underlings of the +law going, and to support yourself? The expenses of the preliminary +inquiries will, at a rough guess, amount to ten or twelve thousand +francs. I have not so much to lend you--I am crushed as it is by the +enormous interest I have to pay on the money I borrowed to buy my +business; and you?--Where can you find it." + +Large tears gathered in the poor veteran's faded eyes, and rolled down +his withered cheeks. This outlook of difficulties discouraged him. The +social and the legal world weighed on his breast like a nightmare. + +"I will go to the foot of the Vendome column!" he cried. "I will call +out: 'I am Colonel Chabert who rode through the Russian square at +Eylau!'--The statue--he--he will know me." + +"And you will find yourself in Charenton." + +At this terrible name the soldier's transports collapsed. + +"And will there be no hope for me at the Ministry of War?" + +"The war office!" said Derville. "Well, go there; but take a formal +legal opinion with you, nullifying the certificate of your death. The +government offices would be only too glad if they could annihilate the +men of the Empire." + +The Colonel stood for a while, speechless, motionless, his eyes fixed, +but seeing nothing, sunk in bottomless despair. Military justice is +ready and swift; it decides with Turk-like finality, and almost always +rightly. This was the only justice known to Chabert. As he saw the +labyrinth of difficulties into which he must plunge, and how much money +would be required for the journey, the poor old soldier was mortally hit +in that power peculiar to man, and called the Will. He thought it would +be impossible to live as party to a lawsuit; it seemed a thousand times +simpler to remain poor and a beggar, or to enlist as a trooper if any +regiment would pass him. + +His physical and mental sufferings had already impaired his bodily +health in some of the most important organs. He was on the verge of one +of those maladies for which medicine has no name, and of which the seat +is in some degree variable, like the nervous system itself, the part +most frequently attacked of the whole human machine, a malady which may +be designated as the heart-sickness of the unfortunate. However serious +this invisible but real disorder might already be, it could still be +cured by a happy issue. But a fresh obstacle, an unexpected incident, +would be enough to wreck this vigorous constitution, to break the +weakened springs, and produce the hesitancy, the aimless, unfinished +movements, which physiologists know well in men undermined by grief. + +Derville, detecting in his client the symptoms of extreme dejection, +said to him: + +"Take courage; the end of the business cannot fail to be in your favor. +Only, consider whether you can give me your whole confidence and blindly +accept the result I may think best for your interests." + +"Do what you will," said Chabert. + +"Yes, but you surrender yourself to me like a man marching to his +death." + +"Must I not be left to live without a position, without a name? Is that +endurable?" + +"That is not my view of it," said the lawyer. "We will try a friendly +suit, to annul both your death certificate and your marriage, so as to +put you in possession of your rights. You may even, by Comte Ferraud's +intervention, have your name replaced on the army list as general, and +no doubt you will get a pension." + +"Well, proceed then," said Chabert. "I put myself entirely in your +hands." + +"I will send you a power of attorney to sign," said Derville. "Good-bye. +Keep up your courage. If you want money, rely on me." + +Chabert warmly wrung the lawyer's hand, and remained standing with his +back against the wall, not having the energy to follow him excepting +with his eyes. Like all men who know but little of legal matters, he was +frightened by this unforeseen struggle. + +During their interview, several times, the figure of a man posted in the +street had come forward from behind one of the gate-pillars, watching +for Derville to depart, and he now accosted the lawyer. He was an old +man, wearing a blue waistcoat and a white-pleated kilt, like a brewer's; +on his head was an otter-skin cap. His face was tanned, hollow-cheeked, +and wrinkled, but ruddy on the cheek-bones by hard work and exposure to +the open air. + +"Asking your pardon, sir," said he, taking Derville by the arm, "if I +take the liberty of speaking to you. But I fancied, from the look of +you, that you were a friend of our General's." + +"And what then?" replied Derville. "What concern have you with him?--But +who are you?" said the cautious lawyer. + +"I am Louis Vergniaud," he replied at once. "I have a few words to say +to you." + +"So you are the man who has lodged Comte Chabert as I have found him?" + +"Asking your pardon, sir, he has the best room. I would have given him +mine if I had had but one; I could have slept in the stable. A man +who has suffered as he has, who teaches my kids to read, a general, +an Egyptian, the first lieutenant I ever served under--What do you +think?--Of us all, he is best served. I shared what I had with him. +Unfortunately, it is not much to boast of--bread, milk, eggs. Well, +well; it's neighbors' fare, sir. And he is heartily welcome.--But he has +hurt our feelings." + +"He?" + +"Yes, sir, hurt our feelings. To be plain with you, I have taken a +larger business than I can manage, and he saw it. Well, it worried +him; he must needs mind the horse! I says to him, 'Really, General----' +'Bah!' says he, 'I am not going to eat my head off doing nothing. I +learned to rub a horse down many a year ago.'--I had some bills out for +the purchase money of my dairy--a fellow named Grados--Do you know him, +sir?" + +"But, my good man, I have not time to listen to your story. Only tell me +how the Colonel offended you." + +"He hurt our feelings, sir, as sure as my name is Louis Vergniaud, and +my wife cried about it. He heard from our neighbors that we had not a +sou to begin to meet the bills with. The old soldier, as he is, he saved +up all you gave him, he watched for the bill to come in, and he paid it. +Such a trick! While my wife and me, we knew he had no tobacco, poor old +boy, and went without.--Oh! now--yes, he has his cigar every morning! +I would sell my soul for it--No, we are hurt. Well, so I wanted to ask +you--for he said you were a good sort--to lend us a hundred crowns on +the stock, so that we may get him some clothes, and furnish his room. +He thought he was getting us out of debt, you see? Well, it's just +the other way; the old man is running us into debt--and hurt our +feelings!--He ought not to have stolen a march on us like that. And we +his friends, too!--On my word as an honest man, as sure as my name is +Louis Vergniaud, I would sooner sell up and enlist than fail to pay you +back your money----" + +Derville looked at the dairyman, and stepped back a few paces to glance +at the house, the yard, the manure-pool, the cowhouse, the rabbits, the +children. + +"On my honor, I believe it is characteristic of virtue to have nothing +to do with riches!" thought he. + +"All right, you shall have your hundred crowns, and more. But I shall +not give them to you; the Colonel will be rich enough to help, and I +will not deprive him of the pleasure." + +"And will that be soon?" + +"Why, yes." + +"Ah, dear God! how glad my wife will be!" and the cowkeeper's tanned +face seemed to expand. + +"Now," said Derville to himself, as he got into his cab again, "let us +call on our opponent. We must not show our hand, but try to see hers, +and win the game at one stroke. She must be frightened. She is a woman. +Now, what frightens women most? A woman is afraid of nothing but..." + +And he set to work to study the Countess' position, falling into one of +those brown studies to which great politicians give themselves up when +concocting their own plans and trying to guess the secrets of a hostile +Cabinet. Are not attorneys, in a way, statesmen in charge of private +affairs? + +But a brief survey of the situation in which the Comte Ferraud and +his wife now found themselves is necessary for a comprehension of the +lawyer's cleverness. + +Monsieur le Comte Ferraud was the only son of a former Councillor in the +old _Parlement_ of Paris, who had emigrated during the Reign of Terror, +and so, though he saved his head, lost his fortune. He came back under +the Consulate, and remained persistently faithful to the cause of Louis +XVIII., in whose circle his father had moved before the Revolution. +He thus was one of the party in the Faubourg Saint-Germain which nobly +stood out against Napoleon's blandishments. The reputation for capacity +gained by the young Count--then simply called Monsieur Ferraud--made him +the object of the Emperor's advances, for he was often as well pleased +at his conquests among the aristocracy as at gaining a battle. The Count +was promised the restitution of his title, of such of his estates as had +not been sold, and he was shown in perspective a place in the ministry +or as senator. + +The Emperor fell. + +At the time of Comte Chabert's death, M. Ferraud was a young man of +six-and-twenty, without a fortune, of pleasing appearance, who had had +his successes, and whom the Faubourg Saint-Germain had adopted as doing +it credit; but Madame la Comtesse Chabert had managed to turn her share +of her husband's fortune to such good account that, after eighteen +months of widowhood, she had about forty thousand francs a year. Her +marriage to the young Count was not regarded as news in the circles of +the Faubourg Saint-Germain. Napoleon, approving of this union, which +carried out his idea of fusion, restored to Madame Chabert the money +falling to the Exchequer under her husband's will; but Napoleon's hopes +were again disappointed. Madame Ferraud was not only in love with her +lover; she had also been fascinated by the notion of getting into +the haughty society which, in spite of its humiliation, was still +predominant at the Imperial Court. By this marriage all her vanities +were as much gratified as her passions. She was to become a real fine +lady. When the Faubourg Saint-Germain understood that the young Count's +marriage did not mean desertion, its drawing-rooms were thrown open to +his wife. + +Then came the Restoration. The Count's political advancement was not +rapid. He understood the exigencies of the situation in which Louis +XVIII. found himself; he was one of the inner circle who waited till the +"Gulf of Revolution should be closed"--for this phrase of the King's, at +which the Liberals laughed so heartily, had a political sense. The order +quoted in the long lawyer's preamble at the beginning of this story had, +however, put him in possession of two tracts of forest, and of an estate +which had considerably increased in value during its sequestration. At +the present moment, though Comte Ferraud was a Councillor of State, and +a Director-General, he regarded his position as merely the first step of +his political career. + +Wholly occupied as he was by the anxieties of consuming ambition, he had +attached to himself, as secretary, a ruined attorney named Delbecq, a +more than clever man, versed in all the resources of the law, to whom he +left the conduct of his private affairs. This shrewd practitioner had so +well understood his position with the Count as to be honest in his own +interest. He hoped to get some place by his master's influence, and he +made the Count's fortune his first care. His conduct so effectually gave +the lie to his former life, that he was regarded as a slandered man. The +Countess, with the tact and shrewdness of which most women have a share +more or less, understood the man's motives, watched him quietly, +and managed him so well, that she had made good use of him for the +augmentation of her private fortune. She had contrived to make Delbecq +believe that she ruled her husband, and had promised to get him +appointed President of an inferior court in some important provincial +town, if he devoted himself entirely to her interests. + +The promise of a place, not dependent on changes of ministry, which +would allow of his marrying advantageously, and rising subsequently to +a high political position, by being chosen Depute, made Delbecq the +Countess' abject slave. He had never allowed her to miss one of those +favorable chances which the fluctuations of the Bourse and the increased +value of property afforded to clever financiers in Paris during the +first three years after the Restoration. He had trebled his protectress' +capital, and all the more easily because the Countess had no scruples +as to the means which might make her an enormous fortune as quickly as +possible. The emoluments derived by the Count from the places he held +she spent on the housekeeping, so as to reinvest her dividends; and +Delbecq lent himself to these calculations of avarice without trying to +account for her motives. People of that sort never trouble themselves +about any secrets of which the discovery is not necessary to their own +interests. And, indeed, he naturally found the reason in the thirst for +money, which taints almost every Parisian woman; and as a fine fortune +was needed to support the pretensions of Comte Ferraud, the secretary +sometimes fancied that he saw in the Countess' greed a consequence of +her devotion to a husband with whom she still was in love. The Countess +buried the secrets of her conduct at the bottom of her heart. There lay +the secrets of life and death to her, there lay the turning-point of +this history. + +At the beginning of the year 1818 the Restoration was settled on +an apparently immovable foundation; its doctrines of government, as +understood by lofty minds, seemed calculated to bring to France an era +of renewed prosperity, and Parisian society changed its aspect. Madame +la Comtesse Ferraud found that by chance she had achieved for love a +marriage that had brought her fortune and gratified ambition. Still +young and handsome, Madame Ferraud played the part of a woman of +fashion, and lived in the atmosphere of the Court. Rich herself, with a +rich husband who was cried up as one of the ablest men of the royalist +party, and, as a friend of the King, certain to be made Minister, she +belonged to the aristocracy, and shared its magnificence. In the midst +of this triumph she was attacked by a moral canker. There are feelings +which women guess in spite of the care men take to bury them. On +the first return of the King, Comte Ferraud had begun to regret his +marriage. Colonel Chabert's widow had not been the means of allying him +to anybody; he was alone and unsupported in steering his way in a course +full of shoals and beset by enemies. Also, perhaps, when he came to +judge his wife coolly, he may have discerned in her certain vices of +education which made her unfit to second him in his schemes. + +A speech he made, _a propos_ of Talleyrand's marriage, enlightened the +Countess, to whom it proved that if he had still been a free man she +would never have been Madame Ferraud. What woman could forgive this +repentance? Does it not include the germs of every insult, every crime, +every form of repudiation? But what a wound must it have left in the +Countess' heart, supposing that she lived in the dread of her first +husband's return? She had known that he still lived, and she had ignored +him. Then during the time when she had heard no more of him, she had +chosen to believe that he had fallen at Waterloo with the Imperial +Eagle, at the same time as Boutin. She resolved, nevertheless, to bind +the Count to her by the strongest of all ties, by a chain of gold, and +vowed to be so rich that her fortune might make her second marriage +dissoluble, if by chance Colonel Chabert should ever reappear. And he +had reappeared; and she could not explain to herself why the struggle +she had dreaded had not already begun. Suffering, sickness, had perhaps +delivered her from that man. Perhaps he was half mad, and Charenton +might yet do her justice. She had not chosen to take either Delbecq or +the police into her confidence, for fear of putting herself in their +power, or of hastening the catastrophe. There are in Paris many women +who, like the Countess Ferraud, live with an unknown moral monster, or +on the brink of an abyss; a callus forms over the spot that tortures +them, and they can still laugh and enjoy themselves. + +"There is something very strange in Comte Ferraud's position," said +Derville to himself, on emerging from his long reverie, as his cab +stopped at the door of the Hotel Ferraud in the Rue de Varennes. "How is +it that he, so rich as he is, and such a favorite with the King, is not +yet a peer of France? It may, to be sure, be true that the King, as +Mme. de Grandlieu was telling me, desires to keep up the value of the +_pairie_ by not bestowing it right and left. And, after all, the son of +a Councillor of the _Parlement_ is not a Crillon nor a Rohan. A Comte +Ferraud can only get into the Upper Chamber surreptitiously. But if his +marriage were annulled, could he not get the dignity of some old peer +who has only daughters transferred to himself, to the King's great +satisfaction? At any rate this will be a good bogey to put forward and +frighten the Countess," thought he as he went up the steps. + +Derville had without knowing it laid his finger on the hidden wound, put +his hand on the canker that consumed Madame Ferraud. + +She received him in a pretty winter dining-room, where she was at +breakfast, while playing with a monkey tethered by a chain to a little +pole with climbing bars of iron. The Countess was in an elegant wrapper; +the curls of her hair, carelessly pinned up, escaped from a cap, giving +her an arch look. She was fresh and smiling. Silver, gilding, and +mother-of-pearl shone on the table, and all about the room were rare +plants growing in magnificent china jars. As he saw Colonel Chabert's +wife, rich with his spoil, in the lap of luxury and the height of +fashion, while he, poor wretch, was living with a poor dairyman among +the beasts, the lawyer said to himself: + +"The moral of all this is that a pretty woman will never acknowledge as +her husband, nor even as a lover, a man in an old box-coat, a tow wig, +and boots with holes in them." + +A mischievous and bitter smile expressed the feelings, half +philosophical and half satirical, which such a man was certain to +experience--a man well situated to know the truth of things in spite of +the lies behind which most families in Paris hide their mode of life. + +"Good-morning, Monsieur Derville," said she, giving the monkey some +coffee to drink. + +"Madame," said he, a little sharply, for the light tone in which she +spoke jarred on him. "I have come to speak with you on a very serious +matter." + +"I am so _grieved_, M. le Comte is away--" + +"I, madame, am delighted. It would be grievous if he could be present at +our interview. Besides, I am informed through M. Delbecq that you like +to manage your own business without troubling the Count." + +"Then I will send for Delbecq," said she. + +"He would be of no use to you, clever as he is," replied Derville. +"Listen to me, madame; one word will be enough to make you grave. +Colonel Chabert is alive!" + +"Is it by telling me such nonsense as that that you think you can make +me grave?" said she with a shout of laughter. But she was suddenly +quelled by the singular penetration of the fixed gaze which Derville +turned on her, seeming to read to the bottom of her soul. + +"Madame," he said with cold and piercing solemnity, "you know not the +extent of the danger that threatens you. I need say nothing of the +indisputable authenticity of the evidence nor of the fulness of proof +which testifies to the identity of Comte Chabert. I am not, as you know, +the man to take up a bad cause. If you resist our proceedings to show +that the certificate of death was false, you will lose that first case, +and that matter once settled, we shall gain every point." + +"What, then, do you wish to discuss with me?" + +"Neither the Colonel nor yourself. Nor need I allude to the briefs which +clever advocates may draw up when armed with the curious facts of this +case, or the advantage they may derive from the letters you received +from your first husband before your marriage to your second." + +"It is false," she cried, with the violence of a spoilt woman. "I never +had a letter from Comte Chabert; and if some one is pretending to be +the Colonel, it is some swindler, some returned convict, like Coignard +perhaps. It makes me shudder only to think of it. Can the Colonel rise +from the dead, monsieur? Bonaparte sent an aide-de-camp to inquire for +me on his death, and to this day I draw the pension of three thousand +francs granted to this widow by the Government. I have been perfectly in +the right to turn away all the Chaberts who have ever come, as I shall +all who may come." + +"Happily we are alone, madame. We can tell lies at our ease," said he +coolly, and finding it amusing to lash up the Countess' rage so as to +lead her to betray herself, by tactics familiar to lawyers, who are +accustomed to keep cool when their opponents or their clients are in +a passion. "Well, then, we must fight it out," thought he, instantly +hitting on a plan to entrap her and show her her weakness. + +"The proof that you received the first letter, madame, is that it +contained some securities--" + +"Oh, as to securities--that it certainly did not." + +"Then you received the letter," said Derville, smiling. "You are caught, +madame, in the first snare laid for you by an attorney, and you fancy +you could fight against Justice----" + +The Countess colored, and then turned pale, hiding her face in her +hands. Then she shook off her shame, and retorted with the natural +impertinence of such women, "Since you are the so-called Chabert's +attorney, be so good as to--" + +"Madame," said Derville, "I am at this moment as much your lawyer as I +am Colonel Chabert's. Do you suppose I want to lose so valuable a client +as you are?--But you are not listening." + +"Nay, speak on, monsieur," said she graciously. + +"Your fortune came to you from M. le Comte Chabert, and you cast him +off. Your fortune is immense, and you leave him to beg. An advocate +can be very eloquent when a cause is eloquent in itself; there are here +circumstances which might turn public opinion strongly against you." + +"But, monsieur," said the Comtesse, provoked by the way in which +Derville turned and laid her on the gridiron, "even if I grant that your +M. Chabert is living, the law will uphold my second marriage on account +of the children, and I shall get off with the restitution of two hundred +and twenty-five thousand francs to M. Chabert." + +"It is impossible to foresee what view the Bench may take of the +question. If on one side we have a mother and children, on the other we +have an old man crushed by sorrows, made old by your refusals to know +him. Where is he to find a wife? Can the judges contravene the law? Your +marriage with Colonel Chabert has priority on its side and every legal +right. But if you appear under disgraceful colors, you might have an +unlooked-for adversary. That, madame, is the danger against which I +would warn you." + +"And who is he?" + +"Comte Ferraud." + +"Monsieur Ferraud has too great an affection for me, too much respect +for the mother of his children--" + +"Do not talk of such absurd things," interrupted Derville, "to lawyers, +who are accustomed to read hearts to the bottom. At this instant +Monsieur Ferraud has not the slightest wish to annual your union, and I +am quite sure that he adores you; but if some one were to tell him that +his marriage is void, that his wife will be called before the bar of +public opinion as a criminal--" + +"He would defend me, monsieur." + +"No, madame." + +"What reason could he have for deserting me, monsieur?" + +"That he would be free to marry the only daughter of a peer of France, +whose title would be conferred on him by patent from the King." + +The Countess turned pale. + +"A hit!" said Derville to himself. "I have you on the hip; the poor +Colonel's case is won."--"Besides, madame," he went on aloud, "he would +feel all the less remorse because a man covered with glory--a +General, Count, Grand Cross of the Legion of Honor--is not such a bad +alternative; and if that man insisted on his wife's returning to him--" + +"Enough, enough, monsieur!" she exclaimed. "I will never have any lawyer +but you. What is to be done?" + +"Compromise!" said Derville. + +"Does he still love me?" she said. + +"Well, I do not think he can do otherwise." + +The Countess raised her head at these words. A flash of hope shone in +her eyes; she thought perhaps that she could speculate on her first +husband's affection to gain her cause by some feminine cunning. + +"I shall await your orders, madame, to know whether I am to report our +proceedings to you, or if you will come to my office to agree to the +terms of a compromise," said Derville, taking leave. + + + +A week after Derville had paid these two visits, on a fine morning +in June, the husband and wife, who had been separated by an almost +supernatural chance, started from the opposite ends of Paris to meet in +the office of the lawyer who was engaged by both. The supplies liberally +advanced by Derville to Colonel Chabert had enabled him to dress as +suited his position in life, and the dead man arrived in a very decent +cab. He wore a wig suited to his face, was dressed in blue cloth with +white linen, and wore under his waistcoat the broad red ribbon of the +higher grade of the Legion of Honor. In resuming the habits of wealth he +had recovered his soldierly style. He held himself up; his face, grave +and mysterious-looking, reflected his happiness and all his hopes, and +seemed to have acquired youth and _impasto_, to borrow a picturesque +word from the painter's art. He was no more like the Chabert of the old +box-coat than a cartwheel double sou is like a newly coined forty-franc +piece. The passer-by, only to see him, would have recognized at once one +of the noble wrecks of our old army, one of the heroic men on whom +our national glory is reflected, as a splinter of ice on which the sun +shines seems to reflect every beam. These veterans are at once a picture +and a book. + +When the Count jumped out of his carriage to go into Derville's office, +he did it as lightly as a young man. Hardly had his cab moved off, +when a smart brougham drove up, splendid with coats-of-arms. Madame +la Comtesse Ferraud stepped out in a dress which, though simple, was +cleverly designed to show how youthful her figure was. She wore a pretty +drawn bonnet lined with pink, which framed her face to perfection, +softening its outlines and making it look younger. + +If the clients were rejuvenescent, the office was unaltered, and +presented the same picture as that described at the beginning of this +story. Simonnin was eating his breakfast, his shoulder leaning against +the window, which was then open, and he was staring up at the blue sky +in the opening of the courtyard enclosed by four gloomy houses. + +"Ah, ha!" cried the little clerk, "who will bet an evening at the play +that Colonel Chabert is a General, and wears a red ribbon?" + +"The chief is a great magician," said Godeschal. + +"Then there is no trick to play on him this time?" asked Desroches. + +"His wife has taken that in hand, the Comtesse Ferraud," said Boucard. + +"What next?" said Godeschal. "Is Comtesse Ferraud required to belong to +two men?" + +"Here she is," answered Simonnin. + +"So you are not deaf, you young rogue!" said Chabert, taking the +gutter-jumper by the ear and twisting it, to the delight of the other +clerks, who began to laugh, looking at the Colonel with the curious +attention due to so singular a personage. + +Comte Chabert was in Derville's private room at the moment when his wife +came in by the door of the office. + +"I say, Boucard, there is going to be a queer scene in the chief's room! +There is a woman who can spend her days alternately, the odd with Comte +Ferraud, and the even with Comte Chabert." + +"And in leap year," said Godeschal, "they must settle the _count_ +between them." + +"Silence, gentlemen, you can be heard!" said Boucard severely. "I never +was in an office where there was so much jesting as there is here over +the clients." + +Derville had made the Colonel retire to the bedroom when the Countess +was admitted. + +"Madame," he said, "not knowing whether it would be agreeable to you +to meet M. le Comte Chabert, I have placed you apart. If, however, you +should wish it--" + +"It is an attention for which I am obliged to you." + +"I have drawn up the memorandum of an agreement of which you and M. +Chabert can discuss the conditions, here, and now. I will go alternately +to him and to you, and explain your views respectively." + +"Let me see, monsieur," said the Countess impatiently. + +Derville read aloud: + +"'Between the undersigned: + +"'M. Hyacinthe Chabert, Count, Marechal de Camp, and Grand Officer of +the Legion of Honor, living in Paris, Rue du Petit-Banquier, on the one +part; + +"'And Madame Rose Chapotel, wife of the aforesaid M. le Comte Chabert, +_nee_--'" + +"Pass over the preliminaries," said she. "Come to the conditions." + +"Madame," said the lawyer, "the preamble briefly sets forth the position +in which you stand to each other. Then, by the first clause, you +acknowledge, in the presence of three witnesses, of whom two shall be +notaries, and one the dairyman with whom your husband has been lodging, +to all of whom your secret is known, and who will be absolutely +silent--you acknowledge, I say, that the individual designated in the +documents subjoined to the deed, and whose identity is to be further +proved by an act of recognition prepared by your notary, Alexandre +Crottat, is your first husband, Comte Chabert. By the second clause +Comte Chabert, to secure your happiness, will undertake to assert his +rights only under certain circumstances set forth in the deed.--And +these," said Derville, in a parenthesis, "are none other than a failure +to carry out the conditions of this secret agreement.--M. Chabert, on +his part, agrees to accept judgment on a friendly suit, by which his +certificate of death shall be annulled, and his marriage dissolved." + +"That will not suit me in the least," said the Countess with surprise. +"I will be a party to no suit; you know why." + +"By the third clause," Derville went on, with imperturbable coolness, +"you pledge yourself to secure to Hyacinthe Comte Chabert an income of +twenty-four thousand francs on government stock held in his name, to +revert to you at his death--" + +"But it is much too dear!" exclaimed the Countess. + +"Can you compromise the matter cheaper?" + +"Possibly." + +"But what do you want, madame?" + +"I want--I will not have a lawsuit. I want--" + +"You want him to remain dead?" said Derville, interrupting her hastily. + +"Monsieur," said the Countess, "if twenty-four thousand francs a year +are necessary, we will go to law--" + +"Yes, we will go to law," said the Colonel in a deep voice, as he opened +the door and stood before his wife, with one hand in his waistcoat and +the other hanging by his side--an attitude to which the recollection of +his adventure gave horrible significance. + +"It is he," said the Countess to herself. + +"Too dear!" the old soldier exclaimed. "I have given you near on a +million, and you are cheapening my misfortunes. Very well; now I will +have you--you and your fortune. Our goods are in common, our marriage is +not dissolved--" + +"But monsieur is not Colonel Chabert!" cried the Countess, in feigned +amazement. + +"Indeed!" said the old man, in a tone of intense irony. "Do you want +proofs? I found you in the Palais Royal----" + +The Countess turned pale. Seeing her grow white under her rouge, the old +soldier paused, touched by the acute suffering he was inflicting on the +woman he had once so ardently loved; but she shot such a venomous glance +at him that he abruptly went on: + +"You were with La--" + +"Allow me, Monsieur Derville," said the Countess to the lawyer. "You +must give me leave to retire. I did not come here to listen to such +dreadful things." + +She rose and went out. Derville rushed after her; but the Countess had +taken wings, and seemed to have flown from the place. + +On returning to his private room, he found the Colonel in a towering +rage, striding up and down. + +"In those times a man took his wife where he chose," said he. "But I was +foolish and chose badly; I trusted to appearances. She has no heart." + +"Well, Colonel, was I not right to beg you not to come?--I am now +positive of your identity; when you came in, the Countess gave a little +start, of which the meaning was unequivocal. But you have lost your +chances. Your wife knows that you are unrecognizable." + +"I will kill her!" + +"Madness! you will be caught and executed like any common wretch. +Besides you might miss! That would be unpardonable. A man must not miss +his shot when he wants to kill his wife.--Let me set things straight; +you are only a big child. Go now. Take care of yourself; she is capable +of setting some trap for you and shutting you up in Charenton. I will +notify her of our proceedings to protect you against a surprise." + +The unhappy Colonel obeyed his young benefactor, and went away, +stammering apologies. He slowly went down the dark staircase, lost in +gloomy thoughts, and crushed perhaps by the blow just dealt him--the +most cruel he could feel, the thrust that could most deeply pierce +his heart--when he heard the rustle of a woman's dress on the lowest +landing, and his wife stood before him. + +"Come, monsieur," said she, taking his arm with a gesture like those +familiar to him of old. Her action and the accent of her voice, which +had recovered its graciousness, were enough to allay the Colonel's +wrath, and he allowed himself to be led to the carriage. + +"Well, get in!" said she, when the footman had let down the step. + +And as if by magic, he found himself sitting by his wife in the +brougham. + +"Where to?" asked the servant. + +"To Groslay," said she. + +The horses started at once, and carried them all across Paris. + +"Monsieur," said the Countess, in a tone of voice which betrayed one of +those emotions which are rare in our lives, and which agitate every part +of our being. At such moments the heart, fibres, nerves, countenance, +soul, and body, everything, every pore even, feels a thrill. Life +no longer seems to be within us; it flows out, springs forth, is +communicated as if by contagion, transmitted by a look, a tone of voice, +a gesture, impressing our will on others. The old soldier started on +hearing this single word, this first, terrible "monsieur!" But still it +was at once a reproach and a pardon, a hope and a despair, a question +and an answer. This word included them all; none but an actress could +have thrown so much eloquence, so many feelings into a single word. +Truth is less complete in its utterance; it does not put everything on +the outside; it allows us to see what is within. The Colonel was filled +with remorse for his suspicions, his demands, and his anger; he looked +down not to betray his agitation. + +"Monsieur," repeated she, after an imperceptible pause, "I knew you at +once." + +"Rosine," said the old soldier, "those words contain the only balm that +can help me to forget my misfortunes." + +Two large tears rolled hot on to his wife's hands, which he pressed to +show his paternal affection. + +"Monsieur," she went on, "could you not have guessed what it cost me +to appear before a stranger in a position so false as mine now is? If +I have to blush for it, at least let it be in the privacy of my family. +Ought not such a secret to remain buried in our hearts? You will forgive +me, I hope, for my apparent indifference to the woes of a Chabert in +whose existence I could not possibly believe. I received your letters," +she hastily added, seeing in his face the objection it expressed, "but +they did not reach me till thirteen months after the battle of Eylau. +They were opened, dirty, the writing was unrecognizable; and after +obtaining Napoleon's signature to my second marriage contract, I could +not help believing that some clever swindler wanted to make a fool of +me. Therefore, to avoid disturbing Monsieur Ferraud's peace of mind, +and disturbing family ties, I was obliged to take precautions against a +pretended Chabert. Was I not right, I ask you?" + +"Yes, you were right. It was I who was the idiot, the owl, the dolt, not +to have calculated better what the consequences of such a position might +be.--But where are we going?" he asked, seeing that they had reached the +barrier of La Chapelle. + +"To my country house near Groslay, in the valley of Montmorency. There, +monsieur, we will consider the steps to be taken. I know my duties. +Though I am yours by right, I am no longer yours in fact. Can you wish +that we should become the talk of Paris? We need not inform the public +of a situation, which for me has its ridiculous side, and let us +preserve our dignity. You still love me," she said, with a sad, sweet +gaze at the Colonel, "but have not I been authorized to form other ties? +In so strange a position, a secret voice bids me trust to your kindness, +which is so well known to me. Can I be wrong in taking you as the sole +arbiter of my fate? Be at once judge and party to the suit. I trust in +your noble character; you will be generous enough to forgive me for the +consequences of faults committed in innocence. I may then confess to +you: I love M. Ferraud. I believed that I had a right to love him. I +do not blush to make this confession to you; even if it offends you, it +does not disgrace us. I cannot conceal the facts. When fate made me a +widow, I was not a mother." + +The Colonel with a wave of his hand bid his wife be silent, and for a +mile and a half they sat without speaking a single word. Chabert could +fancy he saw the two little ones before him. + +"Rosine." + +"Monsieur?" + +"The dead are very wrong to come to life again." + +"Oh, monsieur, no, no! Do not think me ungrateful. Only, you find me a +lover, a mother, while you left me merely a wife. Though it is no longer +in my power to love, I know how much I owe you, and I can still offer +you all the affection of a daughter." + +"Rosine," said the old man in a softened tone, "I no longer feel any +resentment against you. We will forget anything," he added, with one of +those smiles which always reflect a noble soul; "I have not so little +delicacy as to demand the mockery of love from a wife who no longer +loves me." + +The Countess gave him a flashing look full of such deep gratitude that +poor Chabert would have been glad to sink again into his grave at Eylau. +Some men have a soul strong enough for such self-devotion, of which the +whole reward consists in the assurance that they have made the person +they love happy. + +"My dear friend, we will talk all this over later when our hearts have +rested," said the Countess. + +The conversation turned to other subjects, for it was impossible to +dwell very long on this one. Though the couple came back again and +again to their singular position, either by some allusion or of serious +purpose, they had a delightful drive, recalling the events of their +former life together and the times of the Empire. The Countess knew how +to lend peculiar charm to her reminiscences, and gave the conversation +the tinge of melancholy that was needed to keep it serious. She revived +his love without awakening his desires, and allowed her first husband to +discern the mental wealth she had acquired while trying to accustom him +to moderate his pleasure to that which a father may feel in the society +of a favorite daughter. + +The Colonel had known the Countess of the Empire; he found her a +Countess of the Restoration. + +At last, by a cross-road, they arrived at the entrance to a large park +lying in the little valley which divides the heights of Margency from +the pretty village of Groslay. The Countess had there a delightful +house, where the Colonel on arriving found everything in readiness +for his stay there, as well as for his wife's. Misfortune is a kind +of talisman whose virtue consists in its power to confirm our original +nature; in some men it increases their distrust and malignancy, just as +it improves the goodness of those who have a kind heart. + +Sorrow had made the Colonel even more helpful and good than he had +always been, and he could understand some secrets of womanly distress +which are unrevealed to most men. Nevertheless, in spite of his loyal +trustfulness, he could not help saying to his wife: + +"Then you felt quite sure you would bring me here?" + +"Yes," replied she, "if I found Colonel Chabert in Derville's client." + +The appearance of truth she contrived to give to this answer dissipated +the slight suspicions which the Colonel was ashamed to have felt. For +three days the Countess was quite charming to her first husband. By +tender attentions and unfailing sweetness she seemed anxious to wipe out +the memory of the sufferings he had endured, and to earn forgiveness +for the woes which, as she confessed, she had innocently caused him. She +delighted in displaying for him the charms she knew he took pleasure +in, while at the same time she assumed a kind of melancholy; for men are +more especially accessible to certain ways, certain graces of the heart +or of the mind which they cannot resist. She aimed at interesting him in +her position, and appealing to his feelings so far as to take possession +of his mind and control him despotically. + +Ready for anything to attain her ends, she did not yet know what she +was to do with this man; but at any rate she meant to annihilate him +socially. On the evening of the third day she felt that in spite of her +efforts she could not conceal her uneasiness as to the results of her +manoeuvres. To give herself a minute's reprieve she went up to her room, +sat down before her writing-table, and laid aside the mask of composure +which she wore in Chabert's presence, like an actress who, returning to +her dressing-room after a fatiguing fifth act, drops half dead, leaving +with the audience an image of herself which she no longer resembles. She +proceeded to finish a letter she had begun to Delbecq, whom she desired +to go in her name and demand of Derville the deeds relating to Colonel +Chabert, to copy them, and to come to her at once to Groslay. She had +hardly finished when she heard the Colonel's step in the passage; uneasy +at her absence, he had come to look for her. + +"Alas!" she exclaimed, "I wish I were dead! My position is +intolerable..." + +"Why, what is the matter?" asked the good man. + +"Nothing, nothing!" she replied. + +She rose, left the Colonel, and went down to speak privately to her +maid, whom she sent off to Paris, impressing on her that she was herself +to deliver to Delbecq the letter just written, and to bring it back to +the writer as soon as he had read it. Then the Countess went out to sit +on a bench sufficiently in sight for the Colonel to join her as soon as +he might choose. The Colonel, who was looking for her, hastened up and +sat down by her. + +"Rosine," said he, "what is the matter with you?" + +She did not answer. + +It was one of those glorious, calm evenings in the month of June, whose +secret harmonies infuse such sweetness into the sunset. The air was +clear, the stillness perfect, so that far away in the park they could +hear the voices of some children, which added a kind of melody to the +sublimity of the scene. + +"You do not answer me?" the Colonel said to his wife. + +"My husband----" said the Countess, who broke off, started a little, and +with a blush stopped to ask him, "What am I to say when I speak of M. +Ferraud?" + +"Call him your husband, my poor child," replied the Colonel, in a kind +voice. "Is he not the father of your children?" + +"Well, then," she said, "if he should ask what I came here for, if he +finds out that I came here, alone, with a stranger, what am I to say +to him? Listen, monsieur," she went on, assuming a dignified attitude, +"decide my fate, I am resigned to anything--" + +"My dear," said the Colonel, taking possession of his wife's hands, "I +have made up my mind to sacrifice myself entirely for your happiness--" + +"That is impossible!" she exclaimed, with a sudden spasmodic movement. +"Remember that you would have to renounce your identity, and in an +authenticated form." + +"What?" said the Colonel. "Is not my word enough for you?" + +The word "authenticated" fell on the old man's heart, and roused +involuntary distrust. He looked at his wife in a way that made her +color, she cast down her eyes, and he feared that he might find himself +compelled to despise her. The Countess was afraid lest she had scared +the shy modesty, the stern honesty, of a man whose generous temper and +primitive virtues were known to her. Though these feelings had brought +the clouds to her brow, they immediately recovered their harmony. This +was the way of it. A child's cry was heard in the distance. + +"Jules, leave your sister in peace," the Countess called out. + +"What, are your children here?" said Chabert. + +"Yes, but I told them not to trouble you." + +The old soldier understood the delicacy, the womanly tact of so gracious +a precaution, and took the Countess' hand to kiss it. + +"But let them come," said he. + +The little girl ran up to complain of her brother. + +"Mamma!" + +"Mamma!" + +"It was Jules--" + +"It was her--" + +Their little hands were held out to their mother, and the two childish +voices mingled; it was an unexpected and charming picture. + +"Poor little things!" cried the Countess, no longer restraining her +tears, "I shall have to leave them. To whom will the law assign them? A +mother's heart cannot be divided; I want them, I want them." + +"Are you making mamma cry?" said Jules, looking fiercely at the Colonel. + +"Silence, Jules!" said the mother in a decided tone. + +The two children stood speechless, examining their mother and the +stranger with a curiosity which it is impossible to express in words. + +"Oh yes!" she cried. "If I am separated from the Count, only leave me my +children, and I will submit to anything..." + +This was the decisive speech which gained all that she had hoped from +it. + +"Yes," exclaimed the Colonel, as if he were ending a sentence already +begun in his mind, "I must return underground again. I had told myself +so already." + +"Can I accept such a sacrifice?" replied his wife. "If some men have +died to save a mistress' honor, they gave their life but once. But +in this case you would be giving your life every day. No, no. It is +impossible. If it were only your life, it would be nothing; but to sign +a declaration that you are not Colonel Chabert, to acknowledge yourself +an imposter, to sacrifice your honor, and live a lie every hour of the +day! Human devotion cannot go so far. Only think!--No. But for my poor +children I would have fled with you by this time to the other end of the +world." + +"But," said Chabert, "cannot I live here in your little lodge as one of +your relations? I am as worn out as a cracked cannon; I want nothing but +a little tobacco and the _Constitutionnel_." + +The Countess melted into tears. There was a contest of generosity +between the Comtesse Ferraud and Colonel Chabert, and the soldier came +out victorious. One evening, seeing this mother with her children, the +soldier was bewitched by the touching grace of a family picture in the +country, in the shade and the silence; he made a resolution to remain +dead, and, frightened no longer at the authentication of a deed, he +asked what he could do to secure beyond all risk the happiness of this +family. + +"Do exactly as you like," said the Countess. "I declare to you that I +will have nothing to do with this affair. I ought not." + +Delbecq had arrived some days before, and in obedience to the Countess' +verbal instructions, the intendant had succeeded in gaining the old +soldier's confidence. So on the following morning Colonel Chabert went +with the erewhile attorney to Saint-Leu-Taverny, where Delbecq had +caused the notary to draw up an affidavit in such terms that, after +hearing it read, the Colonel started up and walked out of the office. + +"Turf and thunder! What a fool you must think me! Why, I should make +myself out a swindler!" he exclaimed. + +"Indeed, monsieur," said Delbecq, "I should advise you not to sign in +haste. In your place I would get at least thirty thousand francs a year +out of the bargain. Madame would pay them." + +After annihilating this scoundrel _emeritus_ by the lightning look of an +honest man insulted, the Colonel rushed off, carried away by a thousand +contrary emotions. He was suspicious, indignant, and calm again by +turns. + +Finally he made his way back into the park of Groslay by a gap in a +fence, and slowly walked on to sit down and rest, and meditate at his +ease, in a little room under a gazebo, from which the road to Saint-Leu +could be seen. The path being strewn with the yellowish sand which is +used instead of river-gravel, the Countess, who was sitting in the upper +room of this little summer-house, did not hear the Colonel's approach, +for she was too much preoccupied with the success of her business to pay +the smallest attention to the slight noise made by her husband. Nor did +the old man notice that his wife was in the room over him. + +"Well, Monsieur Delbecq, has he signed?" the Countess asked her +secretary, whom she saw alone on the road beyond the hedge of a haha. + +"No, madame. I do not even know what has become of our man. The old +horse reared." + +"Then we shall be obliged to put him into Charenton," said she, "since +we have got him." + +The Colonel, who recovered the elasticity of youth to leap the haha, +in the twinkling of an eye was standing in front of Delbecq, on whom he +bestowed the two finest slaps that ever a scoundrel's cheeks received. + +"And you may add that old horses can kick!" said he. + +His rage spent, the Colonel no longer felt vigorous enough to leap the +ditch. He had seen the truth in all its nakedness. The Countess' speech +and Delbecq's reply had revealed the conspiracy of which he was to be +the victim. The care taken of him was but a bait to entrap him in a +snare. That speech was like a drop of subtle poison, bringing on in the +old soldier a return of all his sufferings, physical and moral. He came +back to the summer-house through the park gate, walking slowly like a +broken man. + +Then for him there was to be neither peace nor truce. From this moment +he must begin the odious warfare with this woman of which Derville had +spoken, enter on a life of litigation, feed on gall, drink every morning +of the cup of bitterness. And then--fearful thought!--where was he to +find the money needful to pay the cost of the first proceedings? He felt +such disgust of life, that if there had been any water at hand he would +have thrown himself into it; that if he had had a pistol, he would +have blown out his brains. Then he relapsed into the indecision of +mind which, since his conversation with Derville at the dairyman's had +changed his character. + +At last, having reached the kiosque, he went up to the gazebo, where +little rose-windows afforded a view over each lovely landscape of the +valley, and where he found his wife seated on a chair. The Countess was +gazing at the distance, and preserved a calm countenance, showing that +impenetrable face which women can assume when resolved to do their +worst. She wiped her eyes as if she had been weeping, and played +absently with the pink ribbons of her sash. Nevertheless, in spite of +her apparent assurance, she could not help shuddering slightly when she +saw before her her venerable benefactor, standing with folded arms, his +face pale, his brow stern. + +"Madame," he said, after gazing at her fixedly for a moment and +compelling her to blush, "Madame, I do not curse you--I scorn you. I can +now thank the chance that has divided us. I do not feel even a desire +for revenge; I no longer love you. I want nothing from you. Live in +peace on the strength of my word; it is worth more than the scrawl of +all the notaries in Paris. I will never assert my claim to the name I +perhaps have made illustrious. I am henceforth but a poor devil named +Hyacinthe, who asks no more than his share of the sunshine.--Farewell!" + +The Countess threw herself at his feet; she would have detained him by +taking his hands, but he pushed her away with disgust, saying: + +"Do not touch me!" + +The Countess' expression when she heard her husband's retreating steps +is quite indescribable. Then, with the deep perspicacity given only +by utter villainy, or by fierce worldly selfishness, she knew that she +might live in peace on the word and the contempt of this loyal veteran. + +Chabert, in fact, disappeared. The dairyman failed in business, and +became a hackney-cab driver. The Colonel, perhaps, took up some similar +industry for a time. Perhaps, like a stone flung into a chasm, he went +falling from ledge to ledge, to be lost in the mire of rags that seethes +through the streets of Paris. + +Six months after this event, Derville, hearing no more of Colonel +Chabert or the Comtesse Ferraud, supposed that they had no doubt come +to a compromise, which the Countess, out of revenge, had had arranged by +some other lawyer. So one morning he added up the sums he had advanced +to the said Chabert with the costs, and begged the Comtesse Ferraud to +claim from M. le Comte Chabert the amount of the bill, assuming that she +would know where to find her first husband. + +The very next day Comte Ferraud's man of business, lately appointed +President of the County Court in a town of some importance, wrote this +distressing note to Derville: + + "MONSIEUR,-- + + "Madame la Comtesse Ferraud desires me to inform you that your + client took complete advantage of your confidence, and that the + individual calling himself Comte Chabert has acknowledged that he + came forward under false pretences. + +"Yours, etc., DELBECQ." + + +"One comes across people who are, on my honor, too stupid by half," +cried Derville. "They don't deserve to be Christians! Be humane, +generous, philanthropical, and a lawyer, and you are bound to +be cheated! There is a piece of business that will cost me two +thousand-franc notes!" + + + +Some time after receiving this letter, Derville went to the Palais de +Justice in search of a pleader to whom he wished to speak, and who was +employed in the Police Court. As chance would have it, Derville went +into Court Number 6 at the moment when the Presiding Magistrate was +sentencing one Hyacinthe to two months' imprisonment as a vagabond, and +subsequently to be taken to the Mendicity House of Detention, a sentence +which, by magistrates' law, is equivalent to perpetual imprisonment. On +hearing the name of Hyacinthe, Derville looked at the deliquent, sitting +between two _gendarmes_ on the bench for the accused, and recognized in +the condemned man his false Colonel Chabert. + +The old soldier was placid, motionless, almost absentminded. In spite +of his rags, in spite of the misery stamped on his countenance, it +gave evidence of noble pride. His eye had a stoical expression which no +magistrate ought to have misunderstood; but as soon as a man has fallen +into the hands of justice, he is no more than a moral entity, a matter +of law or of fact, just as to statists he has become a zero. + +When the veteran was taken back to the lock-up, to be removed later +with the batch of vagabonds at that moment at the bar, Derville availed +himself of the privilege accorded to lawyers of going wherever they +please in the Courts, and followed him to the lock-up, where he stood +scrutinizing him for some minutes, as well as the curious crew of +beggars among whom he found himself. The passage to the lock-up at that +moment afforded one of those spectacles which, unfortunately, neither +legislators, nor philanthropists, nor painters, nor writers come to +study. Like all the laboratories of the law, this ante-room is a dark +and malodorous place; along the walls runs a wooden seat, blackened +by the constant presence there of the wretches who come to this +meeting-place of every form of social squalor, where not one of them is +missing. + +A poet might say that the day was ashamed to light up this dreadful +sewer through which so much misery flows! There is not a spot on that +plank where some crime has not sat, in embryo or matured; not a corner +where a man has never stood who, driven to despair by the blight which +justice has set upon him after his first fault, has not there begun a +career, at the end of which looms the guillotine or the pistol-snap of +the suicide. All who fall on the pavement of Paris rebound against these +yellow-gray walls, on which a philanthropist who was not a speculator +might read a justification of the numerous suicides complained of by +hypocritical writers who are incapable of taking a step to prevent +them--for that justification is written in that ante-room, like a +preface to the dramas of the Morgue, or to those enacted on the Place de +la Greve. + +At this moment Colonel Chabert was sitting among these men--men with +coarse faces, clothed in the horrible livery of misery, and silent at +intervals, or talking in a low tone, for three gendarmes on duty paced +to and fro, their sabres clattering on the floor. + +"Do you recognize me?" said Derville to the old man, standing in front +of him. + +"Yes, sir," said Chabert, rising. + +"If you are an honest man," Derville went on in an undertone, "how could +you remain in my debt?" + +The old soldier blushed as a young girl might when accused by her mother +of a clandestine love affair. + +"What! Madame Ferraud has not paid you?" cried he in a loud voice. + +"Paid me?" said Derville. "She wrote to me that you were a swindler." + +The Colonel cast up his eyes in a sublime impulse of horror and +imprecation, as if to call heaven to witness to this fresh subterfuge. + +"Monsieur," said he, in a voice that was calm by sheer huskiness, "get +the gendarmes to allow me to go into the lock-up, and I will sign an +order which will certainly be honored." + +At a word from Derville to the sergeant he was allowed to take his +client into the room, where Hyacinthe wrote a few lines, and addressed +them to the Comtesse Ferraud. + +"Send her that," said the soldier, "and you will be paid your costs and +the money you advanced. Believe me, monsieur, if I have not shown +you the gratitude I owe you for your kind offices, it is not the less +there," and he laid his hand on his heart. "Yes, it is there, deep and +sincere. But what can the unfortunate do? They live, and that is all." + +"What!" said Derville. "Did you not stipulate for an allowance?" + +"Do not speak of it!" cried the old man. "You cannot conceive how deep +my contempt is for the outside life to which most men cling. I was +suddenly attacked by a sickness--disgust of humanity. When I think +that Napoleon is at Saint-Helena, everything on earth is a matter of +indifference to me. I can no longer be a soldier; that is my only real +grief. After all," he added with a gesture of childish simplicity, "it +is better to enjoy luxury of feeling than of dress. For my part, I fear +nobody's contempt." + +And the Colonel sat down on his bench again. + +Derville went away. On returning to his office, he sent Godeschal, at +that time his second clerk, to the Comtesse Ferraud, who, on reading the +note, at once paid the sum due to Comte Chabert's lawyer. + + + +In 1840, towards the end of June, Godeschal, now himself an attorney, +went to Ris with Derville, to whom he had succeeded. When they reached +the avenue leading from the highroad to Bicetre, they saw, under one +of the elm-trees by the wayside, one of those old, broken, and hoary +paupers who have earned the Marshal's staff among beggars by living on +at Bicetre as poor women live on at la Salpetriere. This man, one of +the two thousand poor creatures who are lodged in the infirmary for the +aged, was seated on a corner-stone, and seemed to have concentrated all +his intelligence on an operation well known to these pensioners, which +consists in drying their snuffy pocket-handkerchiefs in the sun, perhaps +to save washing them. This old man had an attractive countenance. He was +dressed in a reddish cloth wrapper-coat which the work-house affords to +its inmates, a sort of horrible livery. + +"I say, Derville," said Godeschal to his traveling companion, "look at +that old fellow. Isn't he like those grotesque carved figures we get +from Germany? And it is alive, perhaps it is happy." + +Derville looked at the poor man through his eyeglass, and with a little +exclamation of surprise he said: + +"That old man, my dear fellow, is a whole poem, or, as the romantics +say, a drama.--Did you ever meet the Comtesse Ferraud?" + +"Yes; she is a clever woman, and agreeable; but rather too pious," said +Godeschal. + +"That old Bicetre pauper is her lawful husband, Comte Chabert, the +old Colonel. She has had him sent here, no doubt. And if he is in +this workhouse instead of living in a mansion, it is solely because he +reminded the pretty Countess that he had taken her, like a hackney cab, +on the street. I can remember now the tiger's glare she shot at him at +that moment." + +This opening having excited Godeschal's curiosity, Derville related the +story here told. + +Two days later, on Monday morning, as they returned to Paris, the two +friends looked again at Bicetre, and Derville proposed that they should +call on Colonel Chabert. Halfway up the avenue they found the old man +sitting on the trunk of a felled tree. With his stick in one hand, he +was amusing himself with drawing lines in the sand. On looking at him +narrowly, they perceived that he had been breakfasting elsewhere than at +Bicetre. + +"Good-morning, Colonel Chabert," said Derville. + +"Not Chabert! not Chabert! My name is Hyacinthe," replied the veteran. +"I am no longer a man, I am No. 164, Room 7," he added, looking at +Derville with timid anxiety, the fear of an old man and a child.--"Are +you going to visit the man condemned to death?" he asked after a +moment's silence. "He is not married! He is very lucky!" + +"Poor fellow!" said Godeschal. "Would you like something to buy snuff?" + +With all the simplicity of a street Arab, the Colonel eagerly held out +his hand to the two strangers, who each gave him a twenty-franc piece; +he thanked them with a puzzled look, saying: + +"Brave troopers!" + +He ported arms, pretended to take aim at them, and shouted with a smile: + +"Fire! both arms! _Vive Napoleon_!" And he drew a flourish in the air +with his stick. + +"The nature of his wound has no doubt made him childish," said Derville. + +"Childish! he?" said another old pauper, who was looking on. "Why, there +are days when you had better not tread on his corns. He is an old rogue, +full of philosophy and imagination. But to-day, what can you expect! He +has had his Monday treat.--He was here, monsieur, so long ago as 1820. +At that time a Prussian officer, whose chaise was crawling up the hill +of Villejuif, came by on foot. We two were together, Hyacinthe and I, +by the roadside. The officer, as he walked, was talking to another, a +Russian, or some animal of the same species, and when the Prussian saw +the old boy, just to make fun, he said to him, 'Here is an old cavalry +man who must have been at Rossbach.'--'I was too young to be there,' +said Hyacinthe. 'But I was at Jena.' And the Prussian made off pretty +quick, without asking any more questions." + +"What a destiny!" exclaimed Derville. "Taken out of the Foundling +Hospital to die in the Infirmary for the Aged, after helping Napoleon +between whiles to conquer Egypt and Europe.--Do you know, my dear +fellow," Derville went on after a pause, "there are in modern society +three men who can never think well of the world--the priest, the doctor, +and the man of law? And they wear black robes, perhaps because they are +in mourning for every virtue and every illusion. The most hapless of +the three is the lawyer. When a man comes in search of the priest, he +is prompted by repentance, by remorse, by beliefs which make him +interesting, which elevate him and comfort the soul of the intercessor +whose task will bring him a sort of gladness; he purifies, repairs and +reconciles. But we lawyers, we see the same evil feelings repeated again +and again, nothing can correct them; our offices are sewers which can +never be cleansed. + +"How many things have I learned in the exercise of my profession! I have +seen a father die in a garret, deserted by two daughters, to whom he had +given forty thousand francs a year! I have known wills burned; I have +seen mothers robbing their children, wives killing their husbands, and +working on the love they could inspire to make the men idiotic or mad, +that they might live in peace with a lover. I have seen women teaching +the child of their marriage such tastes as must bring it to the grave in +order to benefit the child of an illicit affection. I could not tell +you all I have seen, for I have seen crimes against which justice is +impotent. In short, all the horrors that romancers suppose they have +invented are still below the truth. You will know something of these +pretty things; as for me, I am going to live in the country with my +wife. I have a horror of Paris." + +"I have seen plenty of them already in Desroches' office," replied +Godeschal. + + +PARIS, February-March 1832. + + + + +ADDENDUM + +The following personages appear in other stories of the Human Comedy. + + Bonaparte, Napoleon + The Vendetta + The Gondreville Mystery + Domestic Peace + The Seamy Side of History + A Woman of Thirty + + Crottat, Alexandre + Cesar Birotteau + A Start in Life + A Woman of Thirty + Cousin Pons + + Derville + Gobseck + A Start in Life + The Gondreville Mystery + Father Goriot + Scenes from a Courtesan's Life + + Desroches (son) + A Bachelor's Establishment + A Start in Life + A Woman of Thirty + The Commission in Lunacy + The Government Clerks + A Distinguished Provincial at Paris + Scenes from a Courtesan's Life + The Firm of Nucingen + A Man of Business + The Middle Classes + + Ferraud, Comtesse + The Government Clerks + + Godeschal, Francois-Claude-Marie + A Bachelor's Establishment + A Start in Life + The Commission in Lunacy + The Middle Classes + Cousin Pons + + Grandlieu, Vicomtesse de + Scenes from a Courtesan's Life + Gobseck + + Louis XVIII., Louis-Stanislas-Xavier + The Chouans + The Seamy Side of History + The Gondreville Mystery + Scenes from a Courtesan's Life + The Ball at Sceaux + The Lily of the Valley + The Government Clerks + + Murat, Joachim, Prince + The Vendetta + The Gondreville Mystery + Domestic Peace + The Country Doctor + + Navarreins, Duc de + A Bachelor's Establishment + The Muse of the Department + The Thirteen + Jealousies of a Country Town + The Peasantry + Scenes from a Courtesan's Life + The Country Parson + The Magic Skin + The Gondreville Mystery + The Secrets of a Princess + Cousin Betty + + Vergniaud, Louis + The Vendetta + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Colonel Chabert, by Honore de Balzac + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK COLONEL CHABERT *** + +***** This file should be named 1954.txt or 1954.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/1/9/5/1954/ + +Produced by John Bickers, and Dagny + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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