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+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: Penguin Island</div>
+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: Anatole France</div>
+<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'>Release Date: October, 1999 [eBook #1930]<br />
+[Most recently updated: January 21, 2021]</div>
+<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'>Language: English</div>
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+<div style='display:block; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Produced by: Aaron Cannon and David Widger</div>
+<div style='margin-top:2em;margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PENGUIN ISLAND ***</div>
+
+<div class="fig" style="width:55%;">
+<img src="images/cover.jpg" style="width:100%;" alt="[Illustration]" />
+</div>
+
+<h1>Penguin Island</h1>
+
+<h2 class="no-break">by Anatole France</h2>
+
+<hr />
+
+<h2>Contents</h2>
+
+<table summary="" style="">
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>BOOK I. THE BEGINNINGS</b> </a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> I. LIFE OF SAINT MAËL </a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> II. THE APOSTOLICAL VOCATION OF SAINT MAËL</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> III. THE TEMPTATION OF SAINT MAËL </a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> IV. ST. MAËL&rsquo;S NAVIGATION ON THE OCEAN OF ICE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> V. THE BAPTISM OF THE PENGUINS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> VI. AN ASSEMBLY IN PARADISE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> VII. AN ASSEMBLY IN PARADISE (Continuation and End)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> VIII. METAMORPHOSIS OF THE PENGUINS </a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> <b>BOOK II. THE ANCIENT TIMES</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> I. THE FIRST CLOTHES</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> II. THE FIRST CLOTHES (Continuation and End)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> III. SETTING BOUNDS TO THE FIELDS AND THE ORIGIN OF PROPERTY</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> IV. THE FIRST ASSEMBLY OF THE ESTATES OF PENGUINIA</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> V. THE MARRIAGE OF KRAKEN AND ORBEROSIA</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> VI. THE DRAGON OF ALCA</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0017"> VII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA (Continuation)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0018"> VIII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA (Continuation)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0019"> IX. THE DRAGON OF ALCA (Continuation)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0020"> X. THE DRAGON OF ALCA (Continuation)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0021"> XI. THE DRAGON OF ALCA (Continuation)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0022"> XII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA (Continuation)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0023"> XIII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA (Continuation and End)</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0024"> <b>BOOK III. THE MIDDLE AGES AND THE RENAISSANCE</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0025"> I. BRIAN THE GOOD AND QUEEN GLAMORGAN</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0026"> II. DRACO THE GREAT (Translation of the Relics of St. Orberosia)</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0027"> III. QUEEN CRUCHA</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0028"> IV. LETTERS: JOHANNES TALPA</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0029"> V. THE ARTS: THE PRIMITIVES OF PENGUIN PAINTING</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0030"> VI. MARBODIUS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0031"> VII. SIGNS IN THE MOON</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0032"> <b>BOOK IV. MODERN TIMES: TRINCO</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0033"> I. MOTHER ROUQUIN</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0034"> II. TRINCO</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0035"> III. THE JOURNEY OF DOCTOR OBNUBILE</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0036"> <b>BOOK V. MODERN TIMES: CHATILLON</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0037"> I. THE REVEREND FATHERS AGARIC AND CORNEMUSE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0038"> II. PRINCE CRUCHO</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0039"> III. THE CABAL</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0040"> IV. VISCOUNTESS OLIVE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0041"> V. THE PRINCE DES BOSCÉNOS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0042"> VI. THE EMIRAL&rsquo;S FALL</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0043"> VII. CONCLUSION</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0044"> <b>BOOK VI. MODERN TIMES.</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0045"> I. GENERAL GREATAUK, DUKE OF SKULL</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0046"> II. PYROT</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0047"> III. COUNT DE MAUBEC DE LA DENTDULYNX</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0048"> IV. COLOMBAN</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0049"> V. THE REVEREND FATHERS AGARIC AND CORNEMUSE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0050"> VI. THE SEVEN HUNDRED PYROTISTS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0051"> VII. BIDAULT-COQUILLE AND MANIFLORE, THE SOCIALISTS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0052"> VIII. THE COLOMBAN TRIAL</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0053"> IX. FATHER DOUILLARD</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0054"> X. MR. JUSTICE CHAUSSEPIED</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0055"> XI. CONCLUSION</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0056"> <b>BOOK VII. MODERN TIMES</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0057"> I. MADAME CLARENCE&rsquo;S DRAWING-ROOM</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0058"> II. THE CHARITY OF ST. ORBEROSIA</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0059"> III. HIPPOLYTE CÉRÈS</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0060"> IV. A POLITICIAN&rsquo;S MARRIAGE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0061"> V. THE VISIRE CABINET</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0062"> VI. THE SOFA OF THE FAVOURITE</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0063"> VII. THE FIRST CONSEQUENCES</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0064"> VIII. FURTHER CONSEQUENCES</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0065"> IX. THE FINAL CONSEQUENCES</a><br /><br /></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#link2H_4_0066"> <b>BOOK VIII. FUTURE TIMES</b></a></td>
+</tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<hr />
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"></a>
+BOOK I. THE BEGINNINGS
+</h2>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"></a>
+I. LIFE OF SAINT MAËL
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Maël, a scion of a royal family of Cambria, was sent in his ninth year to
+the Abbey of Yvern so that he might there study both sacred and profane
+learning. At the age of fourteen he renounced his patrimony and took a vow
+to serve the Lord. His time was divided, according to the rule, between
+the singing of hymns, the study of grammar, and the meditation of eternal
+truths.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A celestial perfume soon disclosed the virtues of the monk throughout the
+cloister, and when the blessed Gal, the Abbot of Yvern, departed from this
+world into the next, young Maël succeeded him in the government of the
+monastery. He established therein a school, an infirmary, a guest-house, a
+forge, work-shops of all kinds, and sheds for building ships, and he
+compelled the monks to till the lands in the neighbourhood. With his own
+hands he cultivated the garden of the Abbey, he worked in metals, he
+instructed the novices, and his life was gently gliding along like a
+stream that reflects the heaven and fertilizes the fields.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the close of the day this servant of God was accustomed to seat himself
+on the cliff, in the place that is to-day still called St. Maël&rsquo;s chair.
+At his feet the rocks bristling with green seaweed and tawny wrack seemed
+like black dragons as they faced the foam of the waves with their
+monstrous breasts. He watched the sun descending into the ocean like a red
+Host whose glorious blood gave a purple tone to the clouds and to the
+summits of the waves. And the holy man saw in this the image of the
+mystery of the Cross, by which the divine blood has clothed the earth with
+a royal purple. In the offing a line of dark blue marked the shores of the
+island of Gad, where St. Bridget, who had been given the veil by St. Malo,
+ruled over a convent of women.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now Bridget, knowing the merits of the venerable Maël, begged from him
+some work of his hands as a rich present. Maël cast a hand-bell of bronze
+for her and, when it was finished, he blessed it and threw it into the
+sea. And the bell went ringing towards the coast of Gad, where St.
+Bridget, warned by the sound of the bell upon the waves, received it
+piously, and carried it in solemn procession with singing of psalms into
+the chapel of the convent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus the holy Maël advanced from virtue to virtue. He had already passed
+through two-thirds of the way of life, and he hoped peacefully to reach
+his terrestrial end in the midst of his spiritual brethren, when he knew
+by a certain sign that the Divine wisdom had decided otherwise, and that
+the Lord was calling him to less peaceful but not less meritorious
+labours.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"></a>
+II. THE APOSTOLICAL VOCATION OF SAINT MAËL
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+One day as he walked in meditation to the furthest point of a tranquil
+beach, for which rocks jutting out into the sea formed a rugged dam, he
+saw a trough of stone which floated like a boat upon the waters.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was in a vessel similar to this that St. Guirec, the great St. Columba,
+and so many holy men from Scotland and from Ireland had gone forth to
+evangelize Armorica. More recently still, St. Avoye having come from
+England, ascended the river Auray in a mortar made of rose-coloured
+granite into which children were afterwards placed in order to make them
+strong; St. Vouga passed from Hibernia to Cornwall on a rock whose
+fragments, preserved at Penmarch, will cure of fever such pilgrims as
+place these splinters on their heads. St. Samson entered the Bay of St.
+Michael&rsquo;s Mount in a granite vessel which will one day be called St.
+Samson&rsquo;s basin. It is because of these facts that when he saw the stone
+trough the holy Maël understood that the Lord intended him for the
+apostolate of the pagans who still peopled the coast and the Breton
+islands.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He handed his ashen staff to the holy Budoc, thus investing him with the
+government of the monastery. Then, furnished with bread, a barrel of fresh
+water, and the book of the Holy Gospels, he entered the stone trough which
+carried him gently to the island of Hœdic.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This island is perpetually buffeted by the winds. In it some poor men
+fished among the clefts of the rocks and labouriously cultivated
+vegetables in gardens full of sand and pebbles that were sheltered from
+the wind by walls of barren stone and hedges of tamarisk. A beautiful
+fig-tree raised itself in a hollow of the island and thrust forth its
+branches far and wide. The inhabitants of the island used to worship it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the holy Maël said to them: &ldquo;You worship this tree because it is
+beautiful. Therefore you are capable of feeling beauty. Now I come to
+reveal to you the hidden beauty.&rdquo; And he taught them the Gospel. And after
+having instructed them, he baptized them with salt and water.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The islands of Morbihan were more numerous in those times than they are
+to-day. For since then many have been swallowed up by the sea. St. Maël
+evangelized sixty of them. Then in his granite trough he ascended the
+river Auray. And after sailing for three hours he landed before a Roman
+house. A thin column of smoke went up from the roof. The holy man crossed
+the threshold on which there was a mosaic representing a dog with its hind
+legs outstretched and its lips drawn back. He was welcomed by an old
+couple, Marcus Combabus and Valeria Moerens, who lived there on the
+products of their lands. There was a portico round the interior court the
+columns of which were painted red, half their height upwards from the
+base. A fountain made of shells stood against the wall and under the
+portico there rose an altar with a niche in which the master of the house
+had placed some little idols made of baked earth and whitened with
+whitewash. Some represented winged children, others Apollo or Mercury, and
+several were in the form of a naked woman twisting her hair. But the holy
+Maël, observing those figures, discovered among them the image of a young
+mother holding a child upon her knees.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately pointing to that image he said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is the Virgin, the mother of God. The poet Virgil foretold her in
+Sibylline verses before she was born and, in angelical tones he sang <i>Jam
+redit et virgo</i>. Throughout heathendom prophetic figures of her have been
+made, like that which you, O Marcus, have placed upon this altar. And
+without doubt it is she who has protected your modest household. Thus it
+is that those who faithfully observe the natural law prepare themselves
+for the knowledge of revealed truths.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Marcus Combabus and Valeria Moerens, having been instructed by this
+speech, were converted to the Christian faith. They received baptism
+together with their young freedwoman, Caelia Avitella, who was dearer to
+them than the light of their eyes. All their tenants renounced paganism
+and were baptized on the same day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Marcus Combabus, Valeria Moerens, and Caelia Avitella led thenceforth a
+life full of merit. They died in the Lord and were admitted into the canon
+of the saints.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For thirty-seven years longer the blessed Maël evangelized the pagans of
+the inner lands. He built two hundred and eighteen chapels and
+seventy-four abbeys.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now on a certain day in the city of Vannes, when he was preaching the
+Gospel, he learned that the monks of Yvern had in his absence declined
+from the rule of St. Gal. Immediately, with the zeal of a hen who gathers
+her brood, he repaired to his erring children. He was then towards the end
+of his ninety-seventh year; his figure was bent, but his arms were still
+strong, and his speech was poured forth abundantly like winter snow in the
+depths of the valleys.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Abbot Budoc restored the ashen staff to St. Maël and informed him of the
+unhappy state into which the Abbey had fallen. The monks were in
+disagreement as to the date on which the festival of Easter ought to be
+celebrated. Some held for the Roman calendar, others for the Greek
+calendar, and the horrors of a chronological schism distracted the
+monastery.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There also prevailed another cause of disorder. The nuns of the island of
+Gad, sadly fallen from their former virtue, continually came in boats to
+the coast of Yvern. The monks received them in the guesthouse and from
+this there arose scandals which filled pious souls with desolation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having finished his faithful report, Abbot Budoc concluded in these terms:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Since the coming of these nuns the innocence and peace of the monks are
+at an end.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I readily believe it,&rdquo; answered the blessed Maël. &ldquo;For woman is a
+cleverly constructed snare by which we are taken even before we suspect
+the trap. Alas! the delightful attraction of these creatures is exerted
+with even greater force from a distance than when they are close at hand.
+The less they satisfy desire the more they inspire it. This is the reason
+why a poet wrote this verse to one of them:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+&lsquo;When present I avoid thee, but when away I find thee.&rsquo;
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+&ldquo;Thus we see, my son, that the blandishments of carnal love have more
+power over hermits and monks than over men who live in the world. All
+through my life the demon of lust has tempted me in various ways, but his
+strongest temptations did not come to me from meeting a woman, however
+beautiful and fragrant she was. They came to me from the image of an
+absent woman. Even now, though full of days and approaching my
+ninety-eighth year, I am often led by the Enemy to sin against chastity,
+at least in thought. At night when I am cold in my bed and my frozen old
+bones rattle together with a dull sound I hear voices reciting the second
+verse of the third Book of the Kings: &lsquo;Wherefore his servants said unto
+him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her
+stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy
+bosom, that my lord the king may get heat,&rsquo; and the devil shows me a girl
+in the bloom of youth who says to me: &lsquo;I am thy Abishag; I am thy
+Shunamite. Make, O my lord, room for me in thy couch.&rsquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Believe me,&rdquo; added the old man, &ldquo;it is only by the special aid of Heaven
+that a monk can keep his chastity in act and in intention.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Applying himself immediately to restore innocence and peace to the
+monastery, he corrected the calendar according to the calculations of
+chronology and astronomy and he compelled all the monks to accept his
+decision; he sent the women who had declined from St. Bridget&rsquo;s rule back
+to their convent; but far from driving them away brutally, he caused them
+to be led to their boat with singing of psalms and litanies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Let us respect in them,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;the daughters of Bridget and the
+betrothed of the Lord. Let us beware lest we imitate the Pharisees who
+affect to despise sinners. The sin of these women and not their persons
+should be abased, and they should be made ashamed of what they have done
+and not of what they are, for they are all creatures of God.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the holy man exhorted his monks to obey faithfully the rule of their
+order.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;When it does not yield to the rudder,&rdquo; said he to them, &ldquo;the ship yields
+to the rock.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"></a>
+III. THE TEMPTATION OF SAINT MAËL
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The blessed Maël had scarcely restored order in the Abbey of Yvern before
+he learned that the inhabitants of the island of Hœdic, his first
+catechumens and the dearest of all to his heart, had returned to paganism,
+and that they were hanging crowns of flowers and fillets of wool to the
+branches of the sacred fig-tree.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The boatman who brought this sad news expressed a fear that soon those
+misguided men might violently destroy the chapel that had been built on
+the shore of their island.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The holy man resolved forthwith to visit his faithless children, so that
+he might lead them back to the faith and prevent them from yielding to
+such sacrilege. As he went down to the bay where his stone trough was
+moored, he turned his eyes to the sheds, then filled with the noise of
+saws and of hammers, which, thirty years before, he had erected on the
+fringe of that bay for the purpose of building ships.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At that moment, the Devil, who never tires, went out from the sheds and,
+under the appearance of a monk called Samson, he approached the holy man
+and tempted him thus:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Father, the inhabitants of the island of Hœdic commit sins unceasingly.
+Every moment that passes removes them farther from God. They are soon
+going to use violence towards the chapel that you have raised with your
+own venerable hands on the shore of their island. Time is pressing. Do you
+not think that your stone trough would carry you more quickly towards them
+if it were rigged like a boat and furnished with a rudder, a mast, and a
+sail, for then you would be driven by the wind? Your arms are still strong
+and able to steer a small craft. It would be a good thing, too, to put a
+sharp stem in front of your apostolic trough. You are much too
+clear-sighted not to have thought of it already.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Truly time is pressing,&rdquo; answered the holy man. &ldquo;But to do as you say,
+Samson, my son, would it not be to make myself like those men of little
+faith who do not trust the Lord? Would it not be to despise the gifts of
+Him who has sent me this stone vessel without rigging or sail?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This question, the Devil, who is a great theologian, answered by another.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Father, is it praiseworthy to wait, with our arms folded, until help
+comes from on high, and to ask everything from Him who can do all things,
+instead of acting by human prudence and helping ourselves?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It certainly is not,&rdquo; answered the holy Maël, &ldquo;and to neglect to act by
+human prudence is tempting God.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; urged the Devil, &ldquo;is it not prudence in this case to rig the
+vessel?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It would be prudence if we could not attain our end in any other way.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is your vessel then so very speedy?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is as speedy as God pleases.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What do you know about it? It goes like Abbot Budoc&rsquo;s mule. It is a
+regular old tub. Are you forbidden to make it speedier?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My son, clearness adorns your words, but they are unduly over-confident.
+Remember that this vessel is miraculous.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is, father. A granite trough that floats on the water like a cork is a
+miraculous trough. There is not the slightest doubt about it. What
+conclusion do you draw from that?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am greatly perplexed. Is it right to perfect so miraculous a machine by
+human and natural means?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Father, if you lost your right foot and God restored it to you, would not
+that foot be miraculous?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Without doubt, my son.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Would you put a shoe on it?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Assuredly.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Well, then, if you believe that one may cover a miraculous foot with a
+natural shoe, you should also believe that we can put natural rigging on a
+miraculous boat. That is clear. Alas! Why must the holiest persons have
+their moments of weakness and despondency? The most illustrious of the
+apostles of Brittany could accomplish works worthy of eternal glory . . .
+But his spirit is tardy and his hand is slothful. Farewell then, father!
+Travel by short and slow stages and when at last you approach the coast of
+Hœdic you will see the smoking ruins of the chapel that was built and
+consecrated by your own hands. The pagans will have burned it and with it
+the deacon you left there. He will be as thoroughly roasted as a black
+pudding.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My trouble is extreme,&rdquo; said the servant of God, drying with his sleeve
+the sweat that gathered upon his brow. &ldquo;But tell me, Samson, my son, would
+not rigging this stone trough be a difficult piece of work? And if we
+undertook it might we not lose time instead of gaining it?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Ah! father,&rdquo; exclaimed the Devil, &ldquo;in one turning of the hour-glass the
+thing would be done. We shall find the necessary rigging in this shed that
+you have formerly built here on the coast and in those store-houses
+abundantly stocked through your care. I will myself regulate all the
+ship&rsquo;s fittings. Before being a monk I was a sailor and a carpenter and I
+have worked at many other trades as well. Let us to work.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately he drew the holy man into an outhouse filled with all things
+needful for fitting out a boat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That for you, father!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he placed on his shoulders the sail, the mast, the gaff, and the boom.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then, himself bearing a stem and a rudder with its screw and tiller, and
+seizing a carpenter&rsquo;s bag full of tools, he ran to the shore, dragging the
+holy man after him by his habit. The latter was bent, sweating, and
+breathless, under the burden of canvas and wood.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005"></a>
+IV. ST. MAËL&rsquo;S NAVIGATION ON THE OCEAN OF ICE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The Devil, having tucked his clothes up to his arm-pits, dragged the
+trough on the sand, and fitted the rigging in less than an hour.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As soon as the holy Maël had embarked, the vessel, with all its sails set,
+cleft through the waters with such speed that the coast was almost
+immediately out of sight. The old man steered to the south so as to double
+the Land&rsquo;s End, but an irresistible current carried him to the south-west.
+He went along the southern coast of Ireland and turned sharply towards the
+north. In the evening the wind freshened. In vain did Maël attempt to furl
+the sail. The vessel flew distractedly towards the fabulous seas.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+By the light of the moon the immodest sirens of the North came around him
+with their hempen-coloured hair, raising their white throats and their
+rose-tinted limbs out of the sea; and beating the water into foam with
+their emerald tails, they sang in cadence:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Whither go&rsquo;st thou, gentle Maël,<br />
+In thy trough distracted?<br />
+All distended is thy sail<br />
+Like the breast of Juno<br />
+When from it gushed the Milky Way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For a moment their harmonious laughter followed him beneath the stars, but
+the vessel fled on, a hundred times more swiftly than the red ship of a
+Viking. And the petrels, surprised in their flight, clung with their feet
+to the hair of the holy man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Soon a tempest arose full of darkness and groanings, and the trough,
+driven by a furious wind, flew like a sea-mew through the mist and the
+surge.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After a night of three times twenty-four hours the darkness was suddenly
+rent and the holy man discovered on the horizon a shore more dazzling than
+diamond. The coast rapidly grew larger, and soon by the glacial light of a
+torpid and sunken sun, Maël saw, rising above the waves, the silent
+streets of a white city, which, vaster than Thebes with its hundred gates,
+extended as far as the eye could see the ruins of its forum built of snow,
+its palaces of frost, its crystal arches, and its iridescent obelisks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ocean was covered with floating ice-bergs around which swam men of the
+sea of a wild yet gentle appearance. And Leviathan passed by hurling a
+column of water up to the clouds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Moreover, on a block of ice which floated at the same rate as the stone
+trough there was seated a white bear holding her little one in her arms,
+and Maël heard her murmuring in a low voice this verse of Virgil, <i>Incipe
+parve puer</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And full of sadness and trouble, the old man wept.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The fresh water had frozen and burst the barrel that contained it. And
+Maël was sucking pieces of ice to quench his thirst, and his food was
+bread dipped in dirty water. His beard and his hair were broken like
+glass. His habit was covered with a layer of ice and cut into him at every
+movement of his limbs. Huge waves rose up and opened their foaming jaws at
+the old man. Twenty times the boat was filled by masses of sea. And the
+ocean swallowed up the book of the Holy Gospels which the apostle guarded
+with extreme care in a purple cover marked with a golden cross.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now on the thirtieth day the sea calmed. And lo! with a frightful clamour
+of sky and waters a mountain of dazzling whiteness advanced towards the
+stone vessel. Maël steered to avoid it, but the tiller broke in his hands.
+To lessen the speed of his progress towards the rock he attempted to reef
+the sails, but when he tried to knot the reef-points the wind pulled them
+away from him and the rope seared his hands. He saw three demons with
+wings of black skin having hooks at their ends, who, hanging from the
+rigging, were puffing with their breath against the sails.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Understanding from this sight that the Enemy had governed him in all these
+things, he guarded himself by making the sign of the Cross. Immediately a
+furious gust of wind filled with the noise of sobs and howls struck the
+stone trough, carried off the mast with all the sails, and tore away the
+rudder and the stem.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The trough was drifting on the sea, which had now grown calm. The holy man
+knelt and gave thanks to the Lord who had delivered him from the snares of
+the demon. Then he recognised, sitting on a block of ice, the mother bear
+who had spoken during the storm. She pressed her beloved child to her
+bosom, and in her hand she held a purple book marked with a golden cross.
+Hailing the granite trough, she saluted the holy man with these words:
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+<i>&ldquo;Pax tibi Maël.&rdquo;</i>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And she held out the book to him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The holy man recognised his evangelistary, and, full of astonishment, he
+sang in the tepid air a hymn to the Creator and His creation.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006"></a>
+V. THE BAPTISM OF THE PENGUINS
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+After having drifted for an hour the holy man approached a narrow strand,
+shut in by steep mountains. He went along the coast for a whole day and a
+night, passing around the reef which formed an insuperable barrier. He
+discovered in this way that it was a round island in the middle of which
+rose a mountain crowned with clouds. He joyfully breathed the fresh breath
+of the moist air. Rain fell, and this rain was so pleasant that the holy
+man said to the Lord:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Lord, this is the island of tears, the island of contrition.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The strand was deserted. Worn out with fatigue and hunger, he sat down on
+a rock in the hollow of which there lay some yellow eggs, marked with
+black spots, and about as large as those of a swan. But he did not touch
+them, saying:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Birds are the living praises of God. I should not like a single one of
+these praises to be lacking through me.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he munched the lichens which he tore from the crannies of the rocks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The holy man had gone almost entirely round the island without meeting any
+inhabitants, when he came to a vast amphitheatre formed of black and red
+rocks whose summits became tinged with blue as they rose towards the
+clouds, and they were filled with sonorous cascades.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The reflection from the polar ice had hurt the old man&rsquo;s eyes, but a
+feeble gleam of light still shone through his swollen eyelids. He
+distinguished animated forms which filled the rocks, in stages, like a
+crowd of men on the tiers of an amphitheatre. And at the same time, his
+ears, deafened by the continual noises of the sea, heard a feeble sound of
+voices. Thinking that what he saw were men living under the natural law,
+and that the Lord had sent him to teach them the Divine law, he preached
+the gospel to them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mounted on a lofty stone in the midst of the wild circus:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Inhabitants of this island,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;although you be of small stature,
+you look less like a band of fishermen and mariners than like the senate
+of a judicious republic. By your gravity, your silence, your tranquil
+deportment, you form on this wild rock an assembly comparable to the
+Conscript Fathers at Rome deliberating in the temple of Victory, or
+rather, to the philosophers of Athens disputing on the benches of the
+Areopagus. Doubtless you possess neither their science nor their genius,
+but perhaps in the sight of God you are their superiors. I believe that
+you are simple and good. As I went round your island I saw no image of
+murder, no sign of carnage, no enemies&rsquo; heads or scalps hung from a lofty
+pole or nailed to the doors of your villages. You appear to me to have no
+arts and not to work in metals. But your hearts are pure and your hands
+are innocent, and the truth will easily enter into your souls.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now what he had taken for men of small stature but of grave bearing were
+penguins whom the spring had gathered together, and who were ranged in
+couples on the natural steps of the rock, erect in the majesty of their
+large white bellies. From moment to moment they moved their winglets like
+arms, and uttered peaceful cries. They did not fear men, for they did not
+know them, and had never received any harm from them; and there was in the
+monk a certain gentleness that reassured the most timid animals and that
+pleased these penguins extremely. With a friendly curiosity they turned
+towards him their little round eyes lengthened in front by a white oval
+spot that gave something odd and human to their appearance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Touched by their attention, the holy man taught them the Gospel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Inhabitants of this island, the earthly day that has just risen over your
+rocks is the image of the heavenly day that rises in your souls. For I
+bring you the inner light; I bring you the light and heat of the soul.
+Just as the sun melts the ice of your mountains so Jesus Christ will melt
+the ice of your hearts.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus the old man spoke. As everywhere throughout nature voice calls to
+voice, as all which breathes in the light of day loves alternate strains,
+these penguins answered the old man by the sounds of their throats. And
+their voices were soft, for it was the season of their loves.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The holy man, persuaded that they belonged to some idolatrous people and
+that in their own language they gave adherence to the Christian faith,
+invited them to receive baptism.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said he to them, &ldquo;that you bathe often, for all the hollows of
+the rocks are full of pure water, and as I came to your assembly I saw
+several of you plunging into these natural baths. Now purity of body is
+the image of spiritual purity.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he taught them the origin, the nature, and the effects of baptism.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Baptism,&rdquo; said he to them, &ldquo;is Adoption, New Birth, Regeneration,
+Illumination.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he explained each of these points to them in succession.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then, having previously blessed the water that fell from the cascades and
+recited the exorcisms, he baptized those whom he had just taught, pouring
+on each of their heads a drop of pure water and pronouncing the sacred
+words.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And thus for three days and three nights he baptized the birds.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007"></a>
+VI. AN ASSEMBLY IN PARADISE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+When the baptism of the penguins was known in Paradise, it caused neither
+joy nor sorrow, but an extreme surprise. The Lord himself was embarrassed.
+He gathered an assembly of clerics and doctors, and asked them whether
+they regarded the baptism as valid.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is void,&rdquo; said St. Patrick.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Why is it void?&rdquo; asked St. Gal, who had evangelized the people of
+Cornwall and had trained the holy Maël for his apostolical labours.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The sacrament of baptism,&rdquo; answered St. Patrick, &ldquo;is void when it is
+given to birds, just as the sacrament of marriage is void when it is given
+to a eunuch.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But St. Gal replied:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What relation do you claim to establish between the baptism of a bird and
+the marriage of a eunuch? There is none at all. Marriage is, if I may say
+so, a conditional, a contingent sacrament. The priest blesses an event
+beforehand; it is evident that if the act is not consummated the
+benediction remains without effect. That is obvious. I have known on
+earth, in the town of Antrim, a rich man named Sadoc, who, living in
+concubinage with a woman, caused her to be the mother of nine children. In
+his old age, yielding to my reproofs, he consented to marry her, and I
+blessed their union. Unfortunately Sadoc&rsquo;s great age prevented him from
+consummating the marriage. A short time afterwards he lost all his
+property, and Germaine (that was the name of the woman), not feeling
+herself able to endure poverty, asked for the annulment of a marriage
+which was no reality. The Pope granted her request, for it was just. So
+much for marriage. But baptism is conferred without restrictions or
+reserves of any kind. There is no doubt about it, what the penguins have
+received is a sacrament.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Called to give his opinion, Pope St. Damascus expressed himself in these
+terms:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;In order to know if a baptism is valid and will produce its result, that
+is to say, sanctification, it is necessary to consider who gives it and
+not who receives it. In truth, the sanctifying virtue of this sacrament
+results from the exterior act by which it is conferred, without the
+baptized person cooperating in his own sanctification by any personal act;
+if it were otherwise it would not be administered to the newly born. And
+there is no need, in order to baptize, to fulfil any special condition; it
+is not necessary to be in a state of grace; it is sufficient to have the
+intention of doing what the Church does, to pronounce the consecrated
+words and to observe the prescribed forms. Now we cannot doubt that the
+venerable Maël has observed these conditions. Therefore the penguins are
+baptized.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do you think so?&rdquo; asked St. Guénolé. &ldquo;And what then do you believe that
+baptism really is? Baptism is the process of regeneration by which man is
+born of water and of the spirit, for having entered the water covered with
+crimes, he goes out of it a neophyte, a new creature, abounding in the
+fruits of righteousness; baptism is the seed of immortality; baptism is
+the pledge of the resurrection; baptism is the burying with Christ in His
+death and participation in His departure from the sepulchre. That is not a
+gift to bestow upon birds. Reverend Fathers, let us consider. Baptism
+washes away original sin; now the penguins were not conceived in sin. It
+removes the penalty of sin; now the penguins have not sinned. It produces
+grace and the gift of virtues, uniting Christians to Jesus Christ, as the
+members to the body, and it is obvious to the senses that penguins cannot
+acquire the virtues of confessors, of virgins, and of widows, or receive
+grace and be united to&mdash;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+St. Damascus did not allow him to finish.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That proves,&rdquo; said he warmly, &ldquo;that the baptism was useless; it does not
+prove that it was not effective.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;But by this reasoning,&rdquo; said St. Guénolé, &ldquo;one might baptize in the name
+of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, by aspersion or
+immersion, not only a bird or a quadruped, but also an inanimate object, a
+statue, a table, a chair, etc. That animal would be Christian, that idol,
+that table would be Christian! It is absurd!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+St. Augustine began to speak. There was a great silence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am going,&rdquo; said the ardent bishop of Hippo, &ldquo;to show you, by an
+example, the power of formulas. It deals, it is true, with a diabolical
+operation. But if it be established that formulas taught by the Devil have
+effect upon unintelligent animals or even on inanimate objects, how can we
+longer doubt that the effect of the sacramental formulas extends to the
+minds of beasts and even to inert matter?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;This is the example. There was during my lifetime in the town of Madaura,
+the birthplace of the philosopher Apuleius, a witch who was able to
+attract men to her chamber by burning a few of their hairs along with
+certain herbs upon her tripod, pronouncing at the same time certain words.
+Now one day when she wished by this means to gain the love of a young man,
+she was deceived by her maid, and instead of the young man&rsquo;s hairs, she
+burned some hairs pulled from a leather bottle, made out of a goatskin
+that hung in a tavern. During the night the leather bottle, full of wine,
+capered through the town up to the witch&rsquo;s door. This fact is undoubted.
+And in sacraments as in enchantments it is the form which operates. The
+effect of a divine formula cannot be less in power and extent than the
+effect of an infernal formula.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having spoken in this fashion the great St. Augustine sat down amidst
+applause.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the blessed, of an advanced age and having a melancholy appearance,
+asked permission to speak. No one knew him. His name was Probus, and he
+was not enrolled in the canon of the saints.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I beg the company&rsquo;s pardon,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I have no halo, and I gained
+eternal blessedness without any eminent distinction. But after what the
+great St. Augustine has just told you I believe it right to impart a cruel
+experience, which I had, relative to the conditions necessary for the
+validity of a sacrament. The bishop of Hippo is indeed right in what he
+said. A sacrament depends on the form; its virtue is in its form; its vice
+is in its form. Listen, confessors and pontiffs, to my woeful story. I was
+a priest in Rome under the rule of the Emperor Gordianus. Without desiring
+to recommend myself to you for any special merit, I may say that I
+exercised my priesthood with piety and zeal. For forty years I served the
+church of St. Modestus-beyond-the-Walls. My habits were regular. Every
+Saturday I went to a tavern-keeper called Barjas, who dwelt with his
+wine-jars under the Porta Capena, and from him I bought the wine that I
+consecrated daily throughout the week. During that long space of time I
+never failed for a single morning to consecrate the holy sacrifice of the
+mass. However, I had no joy, and it was with a heart oppressed by sorrow
+that, on the steps of the altar I used to ask, &lsquo;Why art thou so heavy, O
+my soul, and why art thou so disquieted within me?&rsquo; The faithful whom I
+invited to the holy table gave me cause for affliction, for having, so to
+speak, the Host that I administered still upon their tongues, they fell
+again into sin just as if the sacrament had been without power or
+efficacy. At last I reached the end of my earthly trials, and failing
+asleep in the Lord, I awoke in this abode of the elect. I learned then
+from the mouth of the angel who brought me here, that Barjas, the
+tavern-keeper of the Porta Capena, had sold for wine a decoction of roots
+and barks in which there was not a single drop of the juice of the grape.
+I had been unable to transmute this vile brew into blood, for it was not
+wine, and wine alone is changed into the blood of Jesus Christ. Therefore
+all my consecrations were invalid, and unknown to us, my faithful and
+myself had for forty years been deprived of the sacrament and were in fact
+in a state of excommunication. This revelation threw me into a stupor
+which overwhelms me even to-day in this abode of bliss. I go all through
+Paradise without ever meeting a single one of those Christians whom
+formerly I admitted to the holy table in the basilica of the blessed
+Modestus. Deprived of the bread of angels, they easily gave way to the
+most abominable vices, and they have all gone to hell. It gives me some
+satisfaction to think that Barjas, the tavern-keeper, is damned. There is
+in these things a logic worthy of the author of all logic. Nevertheless my
+unhappy example proves that it is sometimes inconvenient that form should
+prevail over essence in the sacraments, and I humbly ask, Could not,
+eternal wisdom remedy this?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;No,&rdquo; answered the Lord. &ldquo;The remedy would be worse than the disease. It
+would be the ruin of the priesthood if essence prevailed over form in the
+laws of salvation.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Alas! Lord,&rdquo; sighed the humble Probus. &ldquo;Be persuaded by my humble
+experience; as long as you reduce your sacraments to formulas your justice
+will meet with terrible obstacles.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I know that better than you do,&rdquo; replied the Lord. &ldquo;I see in a single
+glance both the actual problems which are difficult, and the future
+problems which will not be less difficult. Thus I can foretell that when
+the sun will have turned round the earth two hundred and forty times more.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sublime language,&rdquo; exclaimed the angels.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;And worthy of the creator of the world,&rdquo; answered the pontiffs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is,&rdquo; resumed the Lord, &ldquo;a manner of speaking in accordance with my old
+cosmogony and one which I cannot give up without losing my immutability. .
+. .
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;After the sun, then, will have turned another two hundred and forty
+times round the earth, there will not be a single cleric left in Rome who knows
+Latin. When they sing their litanies in the churches people will invoke
+Orichel, Roguel, and Totichel, and, as you know, these are devils and not
+angels. Many robbers desiring to make their communions, but fearing that before
+obtaining pardon they would be forced to give up the things they had robbed to
+the Church, will make their confessions to travelling priests, who, ignorant of
+both Italian and Latin, and only speaking the <i>patois</i> of their village,
+will go through cities and towns selling the remission of sins for a base
+price, often for a bottle of wine. Probably we shall not be inconvenienced by
+those absolutions as they will want contrition to make them valid, but it may
+be that their baptisms will cause us some embarrassment. The priests will
+become so ignorant that they will baptize children <i>in nomine patria et filia
+et spirita sancta</i>, as Louis de Potter will take a pleasure in relating in
+the third volume of his &lsquo;Philosophical, Political, and Critical History
+of Christianity.&rsquo; It will be an arduous question to decide on the
+validity of such baptisms; for even if in my sacred writings I tolerate a Greek
+less elegant than Plato&rsquo;s and a scarcely Ciceronian Latin, I cannot
+possibly admit a piece of pure <i>patois</i> as a liturgical formula. And one
+shudders when one thinks that millions of new-born babes will be baptized by
+this method. But let us return to our penguins.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Your divine words, Lord, have already led us back to them,&rdquo; said St. Gal.
+&ldquo;In the signs of religion and the laws of salvation form necessarily
+prevails over essence, and the validity of a sacrament solely depends upon
+its form. The whole question is whether the penguins have been baptized
+with the proper forms. Now there is no doubt about the answer.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The fathers and the doctors agreed, and their perplexity became only the
+more cruel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The Christian state,&rdquo; said St. Cornelius, &ldquo;is not without serious
+inconveniences for a penguin. In it the birds are obliged to work out
+their own salvation. How can they succeed? The habits of birds are, in
+many points, contrary to the commandments of the Church, and the penguins
+have no reason for changing theirs. I mean that they are not intelligent
+enough to give up their present habits and assume better.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They cannot,&rdquo; said the Lord; &ldquo;my decrees prevent them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Nevertheless,&rdquo; resumed St. Cornelius, &ldquo;in virtue of their baptism their
+actions no longer remain indifferent. Henceforth they will be good or bad,
+susceptible of merit or of demerit.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is precisely the question we have to deal with,&rdquo; said the Lord.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I see only one solution,&rdquo; said St. Augustine. &ldquo;The penguins will go to
+hell.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;But they have no soul,&rdquo; observed St. Irenaeus.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is a pity,&rdquo; sighed Tertullian.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is indeed,&rdquo; resumed St. Gal. &ldquo;And I admit that my disciple, the holy
+Maël, has, in his blind zeal, created great theological difficulties for
+the Holy Spirit and introduced disorder into the economy of mysteries.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is an old blunderer,&rdquo; cried St. Adjutor of Alsace, shrugging his
+shoulders.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the Lord cast a reproachful look on Adjutor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Allow me to speak,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;the holy Maël has not intuitive knowledge
+like you, my blessed ones. He does not see me. He is an old man burdened
+by infirmities; he is half deaf and three parts blind. You are too severe
+on him. However, I recognise that the situation is an embarrassing one.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Luckily it is but a passing disorder,&rdquo; said St. Irenaeus. &ldquo;The penguins
+are baptized, but their eggs are not, and the evil will stop with the
+present generation.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do not speak thus, Irenaeus my son,&rdquo; said the Lord. &ldquo;There are exceptions
+to the laws that men of science lay down on the earth because they are
+imperfect and have not an exact application to nature. But the laws that I
+establish are perfect and suffer no exception. We must decide the fate of
+the baptized penguins without violating any divine law, and in a manner
+conformable to the decalogue as well as to the commandments of my Church.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Lord,&rdquo; said St. Gregory Nazianzen, &ldquo;give them an immortal soul.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Alas! Lord, what would they do with it,&rdquo; sighed Lactantius. &ldquo;They have
+not tuneful voices to sing your praises. They would not be able to
+celebrate your mysteries.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Without doubt,&rdquo; said St. Augustine, &ldquo;they would not observe the divine
+law.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They could not,&rdquo; said the Lord.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They could not,&rdquo; continued St. Augustine. &ldquo;And if, Lord, in your wisdom,
+you pour an immortal soul into them, they will burn eternally in hell in
+virtue of your adorable decrees. Thus will the transcendent order, that
+this old Welshman has disturbed, be re-established.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You propose a correct solution to me, son of Monica,&rdquo; said the Lord, &ldquo;and
+one that accords with my wisdom. But it does not satisfy my mercy. And,
+although in my essence I am immutable, the longer I endure, the more I
+incline to mildness. This change of character is evident to anyone who
+reads my two Testaments.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the discussion continued without much light being thrown upon the
+matter and as the blessed showed a disposition to keep repeating the same
+thing, it was decided to consult St. Catherine of Alexandria. This is what
+was usually done in such cases. St. Catherine while on earth had
+confounded fifty very learned doctors. She knew Plato&rsquo;s philosophy in
+addition to the Holy Scriptures, and she also possessed a knowledge of
+rhetoric.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008"></a>
+VII. AN ASSEMBLY IN PARADISE<br />
+(<i>Continuation and End</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+St. Catherine entered the assembly, her head encircled by a crown of
+emeralds, sapphires, and pearls, and she was clad in a robe of cloth of
+gold. She carried at her side a blazing wheel, the image of the one whose
+fragments had struck her persecutors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Lord having invited her to speak, she expressed herself in these
+terms:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Lord, in order to solve the problem you deign to submit to me I shall not
+study the habits of animals in general nor those of birds in particular. I
+shall only remark to the doctors, confessors, and pontiffs gathered in
+this assembly that the separation between man and animal is not complete
+since there are monsters who proceed from both. Such are chimeras&mdash;half
+nymphs and half serpents; such are the three Gorgons and the Capripeds;
+such are the Scyllas and the Sirens who sing in the sea. These have a
+woman&rsquo;s breast and a fish&rsquo;s tail. Such also are the Centaurs, men down to
+the waist and the remainder horses. They are a noble race of monsters. One
+of them, as you know, was able, guided by the light of reason alone, to
+direct his steps towards eternal blessedness, and you sometimes see his
+heroic bosom prancing on the clouds. Chiron, the Centaur, deserved for his
+works on the earth to share the abode of the blessed; he it was who gave
+Achilles his education; and that young hero, when he left the Centaur&rsquo;s
+hands, lived for two years, dressed as a young girl, among the daughters
+of King Lycomedes. He shared their games and their bed without allowing
+any suspicion to arise that he was not a young virgin like them. Chiron,
+who taught him such good morals, is, with the Emperor Trajan, the only
+righteous man who obtained celestial glory by following the law of nature.
+And yet he was but half human.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I think I have proved by this example that, to reach eternal blessedness,
+it is enough to possess some parts of humanity, always on the condition
+that they are noble. And what Chiron, the Centaur, could obtain without
+having been regenerated by baptism, would not the penguins deserve too, if
+they became half penguins and half men? That is why, Lord, I entreat you
+to give old Maël&rsquo;s penguins a human head and breast so that they can
+praise you worthily. And grant them also an immortal soul&mdash;but one of
+small size.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus Catherine spoke, and the fathers, doctors, confessors, and pontiffs
+heard her with a murmur of approbation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But St. Anthony, the Hermit, arose and stretching two red and knotty arms
+towards the Most High:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do not so, O Lord God,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;in the name of your holy Paraclete, do
+not so!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He spoke with such vehemence that his long white beard shook on his chin
+like the empty nose-bag of a hungry horse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Lord, do not so. Birds with human heads exist already. St. Catherine has
+told us nothing new.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The imagination groups and compares; it never creates,&rdquo; replied St.
+Catherine drily.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They exist already,&rdquo; continued St. Antony, who would listen to nothing.
+&ldquo;They are called harpies, and they are the most obscene animals in
+creation. One day as I was having supper in the desert with the Abbot St.
+Paul, I placed the table outside my cabin under an old sycamore tree. The
+harpies came and sat in its branches; they deafened us with their shrill
+cries and cast their excrement over all our food. The clamour of the
+monsters prevented me from listening to the teaching of the Abbot St.
+Paul, and we ate birds&rsquo; dung with our bread and lettuces. Lord, it is
+impossible to believe that harpies could give thee worthy praise.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Truly in my temptations I have seen many hybrid beings, not only
+women-serpents and women-fishes, but beings still more confusedly formed
+such as men whose bodies were made out of a pot, a bell, a clock, a
+cupboard full of food and crockery, or even out of a house with doors and
+windows through which people engaged in their domestic tasks could be
+seen. Eternity would not suffice were I to describe all the monsters that
+assailed me in my solitude, from whales rigged like ships to a shower of
+red insects which changed the water of my fountain into blood. But none
+were as disgusting as the harpies whose offal polluted the leaves of my
+sycamore.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Harpies,&rdquo; observed Lactantius, &ldquo;are female Monsters with birds&rsquo; bodies.
+They have a woman&rsquo;s head and breast. Their forwardness, their
+shamelessness, and their obscenity proceed from their female nature as the
+poet Virgil demonstrated in his &lsquo;Æneid.&rsquo; They share the curse of Eve.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Let us not speak of the curse of Eve,&rdquo; said the Lord. &ldquo;The second Eve has
+redeemed the first.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paul Orosius, the author of a universal history that Bossuet was to
+imitate in later years, arose and prayed to the Lord:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Lord, hear my prayer and Anthony&rsquo;s. Do not make any more monsters like
+the Centaurs, Sirens, and Fauns, whom the Greeks, those collectors of
+fables, loved. You will derive no satisfaction from them. Those species of
+monsters have pagan inclinations and their double nature does not dispose
+them to purity of morals.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The bland Lactantius replied in these terms:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He who has just spoken is assuredly the best historian in Paradise, for
+Herodotus, Thucydides, Polybius, Livy, Velleius Paterculus, Cornelius
+Nepos, Suetonius, Manetho, Diodorus Siculus, Dion Cassius, and Lampridius
+are deprived of the sight of God, and Tacitus suffers in hell the torments
+that are reserved for blasphemers. But Paul Orosius does not know heaven
+as well as he knows the earth, for he does not seem to bear in mind that
+the angels, who proceed from man and bird, are purity itself.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We are wandering,&rdquo; said the Eternal. &ldquo;What have we to do with all those
+centaurs, harpies, and angels? We have to deal with penguins.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You have spoken to the point, Lord,&rdquo; said the chief of the fifty doctors,
+who, during their mortal life had been confounded by the Virgin of
+Alexandria, &ldquo;and I dare express the opinion that, in order to put an end
+to the scandal by which heaven is now stirred, old Maël&rsquo;s penguins should,
+as St. Catherine who confounded us has proposed, be given half of a human
+body with an eternal soul proportioned to that half.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this speech there arose in the assembly a great noise of private
+conversations and disputes of the doctors. The Greek fathers argued with
+the Latins concerning the substance, nature, and dimensions of the soul
+that should be given to the penguins.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Confessors and pontiffs,&rdquo; exclaimed the Lord, &ldquo;do not imitate the
+conclaves and synods of the earth. And do not bring into the Church
+Triumphant those violences that trouble the Church Militant. For it is but
+too true that in all the councils held under the inspiration of my spirit,
+in Europe, in Asia, and in Africa, fathers have torn the beards and
+scratched the eyes of other fathers. Nevertheless they were infallible,
+for I was with them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Order being restored, old Hermas arose and slowly uttered these words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I will praise you, Lord, for that you caused my mother, Saphira, to be
+born amidst your people, in the days when the dew of heaven refreshed the
+earth which was in travail with its Saviour. And will praise you, Lord,
+for having granted to me to see with my mortal eyes the Apostles of your
+divine Son. And I will speak in this illustrious assembly because you have
+willed that truth should proceed out of the mouths of the humble, and I
+will say: &lsquo;Change these penguins to men. It is the only determination
+conformable to your justice and your mercy.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Several doctors asked permission to speak, others began to do so. No one
+listened, and all the confessors were tumultuously shaking their palms and
+their crowns.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Lord, by a gesture of his right hand, appeased the quarrels of his
+elect.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Let us not deliberate any longer,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;The opinion broached by
+gentle old Hermas is the only one conformable to my eternal designs. These
+birds will be changed into men. I foresee in this several disadvantages.
+Many of those men will commit sins they would not have committed as
+penguins. Truly their fate through this change will be far less enviable
+than if they had been without this baptism and this incorporation into the
+family of Abraham. But my foreknowledge must not encroach upon their free
+will.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;In order not to impair human liberty, I will be ignorant of what I know,
+I will thicken upon my eyes the veils I have pierced, and in my blind
+clearsightedness I will let myself be surprised by what I have foreseen.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And immediately calling the archangel Raphael:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Go and find the holy Maël,&rdquo; said he to him; &ldquo;inform him of his mistake
+and tell him, armed with my Name, to change these penguins into men.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009"></a>
+VIII. METAMORPHOSIS OF THE PENGUINS
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The archangel, having gone down into the Island of the Penguins, found the
+holy man asleep in the hollow of a rock surrounded by his new disciples.
+He laid his hand on his shoulder and, having waked him, said in a gentle
+voice:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Maël, fear not!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The holy man, dazzled by a vivid light, inebriated by a delicious odour,
+recognised the angel of the Lord, and prostrated himself with his forehead
+on the ground.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The angel continued:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Maël, know thy error, believing that thou wert baptizing children of Adam
+thou hast baptized birds; and it is, through thee that penguins have
+entered into the Church of God.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At these words the old man remained stupefied.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the angel resumed:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Arise, Maël, arm thyself with the mighty Name of the Lord, and say to
+these birds, &lsquo;Be ye men!&rsquo;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the holy Maël, having wept and prayed, armed himself with the mighty
+Name of the Lord and said to the birds:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Be ye men!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately the penguins were transformed. Their foreheads enlarged and
+their heads grew round like the dome of St. Maria Rotunda in Rome. Their
+oval eyes opened more widely on the universe; a fleshy nose clothed the
+two clefts of their nostrils; their beaks were changed into mouths, and
+from their mouths went forth speech; their necks grew short and thick;
+their wings became arms and their claws legs; a restless soul dwelt within
+the breast of each of them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, there remained with them some traces of their first nature. They
+were inclined to look sideways; they balanced themselves on their short
+thighs; their bodies were covered with fine down.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And Maël gave thanks to the Lord, because he had incorporated these
+penguins into the family of Abraham.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But he grieved at the thought that he would soon leave the island to come
+back no more, and that perhaps when he was far away the faith of the
+penguins would perish for want of care like a young and tender plant.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he formed the idea of transporting their island to the coasts of
+Armorica.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I know not the designs of eternal Wisdom,&rdquo; said he to himself. &ldquo;But if
+God wills that this island be transported, who could prevent it?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the holy man made a very fine cord about forty feet long out of the
+flax of his stole. He fastened one end of the cord round a point of rock
+that jutted up through the sand of the shore and, holding the other end of
+the cord in his hand, he entered the stone trough.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The trough glided over the sea and towed Penguin Island behind it; after
+nine days&rsquo; sailing it approached the Breton coast, bringing the island
+with it.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010"></a>
+BOOK II. THE ANCIENT TIMES
+</h2>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011"></a>
+I. THE FIRST CLOTHES
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+One day St. Maël was sitting by the seashore on a warm stone that he
+found. He thought it had been warmed by the sun and he gave thanks to God
+for it, not knowing that the Devil had been resting on it. The apostle was
+waiting for the monks of Yvern who had been commissioned to bring a
+freight of skins and fabrics to clothe the inhabitants of the island of
+Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Soon he saw a monk called Magis coming ashore and carrying a chest upon
+his back. This monk enjoyed a great reputation for holiness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he had drawn near to the old man he laid the chest on the ground and
+wiping his forehead with the back of his sleeve, he said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Well, father, you wish then to clothe these penguins?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Nothing is more needful, my son,&rdquo; said the old man. &ldquo;Since they have been
+incorporated into the family of Abraham these penguins share the curse of
+Eve, and they know that they are naked, a thing of which they were
+ignorant before. And it is high time to clothe them, for they are losing
+the down that remained on them after their metamorphosis.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is true,&rdquo; said Magis as he cast his eyes over the coast where the
+penguins were to be seen looking for shrimps, gathering mussels, singing,
+or sleeping, &ldquo;they are naked. But do you not think, father, that it would
+be better to leave them naked? Why clothe them? When they wear clothes and
+are under the moral law they will assume an immense pride, a vile
+hypocrisy, and an excessive cruelty.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is it possible, my son,&rdquo; sighed the old man, &ldquo;that you
+understand so badly the effects of the moral law to which even the heathen
+submit?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The moral law,&rdquo; answered Magis, &ldquo;forces men who are beasts
+to live otherwise than beasts, a thing that doubtless puts a constraint upon
+them, but that also flatters and reassures them; and as they are proud,
+cowardly, and covetous of pleasure, they willingly submit to restraints that
+tickle their vanity and on which they found both their present security and the
+hope of their future happiness. That is the principle of all morality. . . .
+But let us not mislead ourselves. My companions are unloading their cargo of
+stuffs and skins on the island. Think, father, while there is still time! To
+clothe the penguins is a very serious business. At present when a penguin
+desires a penguin he knows precisely what he desires and his lust is limited by
+an exact knowledge of its object. At this moment two or three couples of
+penguins are making love on the beach. See with what simplicity! No one pays
+any attention and the actors themselves do not seem to be greatly preoccupied.
+But when the female penguins are clothed, the male penguin will not form so
+exact a notion of what it is that attracts him to them. His indeterminate
+desires will fly out into all sorts of dreams and illusions; in short, father,
+he will know love and its mad torments. And all the time the female penguins
+will cast down their eyes and bite their lips, and take on airs as if they kept
+a treasure under their clothes! . . . what a pity!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The evil will be endurable as long as these people remain rude and poor;
+but only wait for a thousand years and you will see, father, with what
+powerful weapons you have endowed the daughters of Alca. If you will allow
+me, I can give you some idea of it beforehand. I have some old clothes in
+this chest. Let us take at hazard one of these female penguins to whom the
+male penguins give such little thought, and let us dress her as well as we
+can.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Here is one coming towards us. She is neither more beautiful nor uglier
+than the others; she is young. No one looks at her. She strolls indolently
+along the shore, scratching her back and with her finger at her nose as
+she walks. You cannot help seeing, father, that she has narrow shoulders,
+clumsy breasts, a stout figure, and short legs. Her reddish knees pucker
+at every step she takes, and there is, at each of her joints, what looks
+like a little monkey&rsquo;s head. Her broad and sinewy feet cling to the rock
+with their four crooked toes, while the great toes stick up like the heads
+of two cunning serpents. She begins to walk, all her muscles are engaged
+in the task, and, when we see them working, we think of her as a machine
+intended for walking rather than as a machine intended for making love,
+although visibly she is both, and contains within herself several other
+pieces of machinery, besides. Well, venerable apostle, you will see what I
+am going to make of her.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With these words the monk, Magis, reached the female penguin in three
+bounds, lifted her up, carried her in his arms with her hair trailing
+behind her, and threw her, overcome with fright, at the feet of the holy
+Maël.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And whilst she wept and begged him to do her no harm, he took a pair of
+sandals out of his chest and commanded her to put them on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Her feet,&rdquo; observed the old man, &ldquo;will appear smaller when squeezed in by
+the woollen cords. The soles, being two fingers high, will give an elegant
+length to her legs and the weight they bear will seem magnified.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the penguin tied on her sandals she threw a curious look towards the
+open coffer, and seeing that it was full of jewels and finery, she smiled
+through her tears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The monk twisted her hair on the back of her head and covered it with a
+chaplet of flowers. He encircled her wrist with golden bracelets and
+making her stand upright, he passed a large linen band beneath her
+breasts, alleging that her bosom would thereby derive a new dignity and
+that her sides would be compressed to the greater glory of her hips.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He fixed this band with pins, taking them one by one out of his mouth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You can tighten it still more,&rdquo; said the penguin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he had, with much care and study, enclosed the soft parts of her bust
+in this way, he covered her whole body with a rose-coloured tunic which
+gently followed the lines of her figure.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Does it hang well?&rdquo; asked the penguin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And bending forward with her head on one side and her chin on her
+shoulder, she kept looking attentively at the appearance of her toilet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Magis asked her if she did not think the dress a little long, but she
+answered with assurance that it was not&mdash;she would hold it up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately, taking the back of her skirt in her left hand, she drew it
+obliquely across her hips, taking care to disclose a glimpse of her heels.
+Then she went away, walking with short steps and swinging her hips.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She did not turn her head, but as she passed near a stream she glanced out
+of the corner of her eye at her own reflection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A male penguin, who met her by chance, stopped in surprise, and retracing
+his steps began to follow her. As she went along the shore, others coming
+back from fishing, went up to her, and after looking at her, walked behind
+her. Those who were lying on the sand got up and joined the rest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Unceasingly, as she advanced, fresh penguins, descending from the paths of
+the mountain, coming out of clefts of the rocks, and emerging from the
+water, added to the size of her retinue.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And all of them, men of ripe age with vigorous shoulders and hairy
+breasts, agile youths, old men shaking the multitudinous wrinkles of their
+rosy, and white-haired skins, or dragging their legs thinner and drier
+than the juniper staff that served them as a third leg, hurried on,
+panting and emitting an acrid odour and hoarse gasps. Yet she went on
+peacefully and seemed to see nothing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Father,&rdquo; cried Magis, &ldquo;notice how each one advances with his nose pointed
+towards the centre of gravity of that young damsel now that the centre is
+covered by a garment. The sphere inspires the meditations of geometers by
+the number of its properties. When it proceeds from a physical and living
+nature it acquires new qualities, and in order that the interest of that
+figure might be fully revealed to the penguins it was necessary that,
+ceasing to see it distinctly with their eyes, they should be led to
+represent it to themselves in their minds. I myself feel at this moment
+irresistibly attracted towards that penguin. Whether it be because her
+skirt gives more importance to her hips, and that in its simple
+magnificence it invests them with a synthetic and general character and
+allows only the pure idea, the divine principle, of them to be seen,
+whether this be the cause I cannot say, but I feel that if I embraced her
+I would hold in my hands the heaven of human pleasure. It is certain that
+modesty communicates an invincible attraction to women. My uneasiness is
+so great that it would be vain for me to try to conceal it.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He spoke, and, gathering up his habit, he rushed among the crowd of
+penguins, pushing, jostling, trampling, and crushing, until he reached the
+daughter of Alca, whom he seized and suddenly carried in his arms into a
+cave that had been hollowed out by the sea.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the penguins felt as if the sun had gone out. And the holy Maël knew
+that the Devil had taken the features of the monk, Magis, in order that he
+might give clothes to the daughter of Alca. He was troubled in spirit, and
+his soul was sad. As with slow steps he went towards his hermitage he saw
+the little penguins of six and seven years of age tightening their waists
+with belts made of sea-weed and walking along the shore to see if anybody
+would follow them.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"></a>
+II. THE FIRST CLOTHES<br />
+(<i>Continuation and End</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The holy Maël felt a profound sadness that the first clothes put upon a
+daughter of Alca should have betrayed the penguin modesty instead of
+helping it. He persisted, none the less, in his design of giving clothes
+to the inhabitants of the miraculous island. Assembling them on the shore,
+he distributed to them the garments that the monks of Yvern had brought.
+The male penguins received short tunics and breeches, the female penguins
+long robes. But these robes were far from creating the effect that the
+former one had produced. They were not so beautiful, their shape was
+uncouth and without art, and no attention was paid to them since every
+woman bad one. As they prepared the meals and worked in the fields they
+soon had nothing but slovenly bodices and soiled petticoats.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The male penguins loaded their unfortunate consorts with work until they
+looked like beasts of burden. They knew nothing of the troubles of the
+heart and the disorders of passion. Their habits were innocent. Incest,
+though frequent, was a sign of rustic simplicity and if drunkenness led a
+youth to commit some such crime he thought nothing more about it the day
+afterwards.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0013" id="link2H_4_0013"></a>
+III. SETTING BOUNDS TO THE FIELDS AND THE ORIGIN OF PROPERTY
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The island did not preserve the rugged appearance that it had formerly,
+when, in the midst of floating icebergs it sheltered a population of birds
+within its rocky amphitheatre. Its snow-clad peak had sunk down into a
+hill from the summit of which one could see the coasts of Armorica
+eternally covered with mist, and the ocean strewn with sullen reefs like
+monsters half raised out of its depths.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Its coasts were now very extensive and clearly defined and its shape
+reminded one of a mulberry leaf. It was suddenly covered with coarse
+grass, pleasing to the flocks, and with willows, ancient figtrees, and
+mighty oaks. This fact is attested by the Venerable Bede and several other
+authors worthy of credence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To the north the shore formed a deep bay that in after years became one of
+the most famous ports in the universe. To the east, along a rocky coast
+beaten by a foaming sea, there stretched a deserted and fragrant heath. It
+was the Beach of Shadows, and the inhabitants of the island never ventured
+on it for fear of the serpents that lodged in the hollows of the rocks and
+lest they might encounter the souls of the dead who resembled livid
+flames. To the south, orchards and woods bounded the languid Bay of
+Divers. On this fortunate shore old Maël built a wooden church and a
+monastery. To the west, two streams, the Clange and the Surelle, watered
+the fertile valleys of Dalles and Dombes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now one autumn morning, as the blessed Maël was walking in the valley of
+Clange in company with a monk of Yvern called Bulloch, he saw bands of
+fierce-looking men loaded with stones passing along the roads. At the same
+time he heard in all directions cries and complaints mounting up from the
+valley towards the tranquil sky.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he said to Bulloch:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I notice with sadness, my son, that since they became men the inhabitants
+of this island act with less wisdom than formerly. When they were birds
+they only quarrelled during the season of their love affairs. But now they
+dispute all the time; they pick quarrels with each other in summer as well
+as in winter. How greatly have they fallen from that peaceful majesty
+which made the assembly of the penguins look like the Senate of a wise
+republic!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Look towards Surelle, Bulloch, my son. In yonder pleasant valley a dozen
+men penguins are busy knocking each other down with the spades and picks
+that they might employ better in tilling the ground. The women, still more
+cruel than the men, are tearing their opponents&rsquo; faces with their nails.
+Alas! Bulloch, my son, why are they murdering each other in this way?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;From a spirit of fellowship, father, and through forethought for the
+future,&rdquo; answered Bulloch. &ldquo;For man is essentially provident and sociable.
+Such is his character and it is impossible to imagine it apart from a
+certain appropriation of things. Those penguins whom you see are dividing
+the ground among themselves.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Could they not divide it with less violence?&rdquo; asked the aged man. &ldquo;As
+they fight they exchange invectives and threats. I do not distinguish
+their words, but they are angry ones, judging from the tone.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They are accusing one another of theft and encroachment,&rdquo; answered
+Bulloch. &ldquo;That is the general sense of their speech.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At that moment the holy Maël clasped his hands and sighed deeply.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do you see, my son,&rdquo; he exclaimed, &ldquo;that madman who with his teeth is
+biting the nose of the adversary he has overthrown and that other one who
+is pounding a woman&rsquo;s head with a huge stone?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I see them,&rdquo; said Bulloch. &ldquo;They are creating law; they are founding
+property; they are establishing the principles of civilization, the basis
+of society, and the foundations of the State.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;How is that?&rdquo; asked old Maël.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;By setting bounds to their fields. That is the origin of all government.
+Your penguins, O Master, are performing the most august of functions.
+Throughout the ages their work will be consecrated by lawyers, and
+magistrates will confirm it.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whilst the monk, Bulloch, was pronouncing these words a big penguin with a
+fair skin and red hair went down into the valley carrying a trunk of a
+tree upon his shoulder. He went up to a little penguin who was watering
+his vegetables in the heat of the sun, and shouted to him:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Your field is mine!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And having delivered himself of this stout utterance he brought down his
+club on the head of the little penguin, who fell dead upon the field that
+his own hands had tilled.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this sight the holy Maël shuddered through his whole body and poured
+forth a flood of tears.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And in a voice stifled by horror and fear he addressed this prayer to
+heaven:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O Lord, my God, O thou who didst receive young Abel&rsquo;s sacrifices, thou
+who didst curse Cain, avenge, O Lord, this innocent penguin sacrificed
+upon his own field and make the murderer feel the weight of thy arm. Is
+there a more odious crime, is there a graver offence against thy justice,
+O Lord, than this murder and this robbery?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Take care, father,&rdquo; said Bulloch gently, &ldquo;that what you call murder and
+robbery may not really be war and conquest, those sacred foundations of
+empires, those sources of all human virtues and all human greatness.
+Reflect, above all, that in blaming the big penguin you are attacking
+property in its origin and in its source. I shall have no trouble in
+showing you how. To till the land is one thing, to possess it is another,
+and these two things must not be confused; as regards ownership the right
+of the first occupier is uncertain and badly founded. The right of
+conquest, on the other hand, rests on more solid foundations. It is the
+only right that receives respect since it is the only one that makes
+itself respected. The sole and proud origin of property is force. It is
+born and preserved by force. In that it is august and yields only to a
+greater force. This is why it is correct to say that he who possesses is
+noble. And that big red man, when he knocked down a labourer to get
+possession of his field, founded at that moment a very noble house upon
+this earth. I congratulate him upon it.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus spoken, Bulloch approached the big penguin, who was leaning
+upon his club as he stood in the blood-stained furrow:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Lord Greatauk, dreaded Prince,&rdquo; said he, bowing to the ground,
+&ldquo;I come to pay you the homage due to the founder of legitimate power and
+hereditary wealth. The skull of the vile Penguin you have overthrown will,
+buried in your field, attest for ever the sacred rights of your posterity over
+this soil that you have ennobled. Blessed be your sons and your sons&rsquo;
+sons! They shall be Greatauks, Dukes of Skull, and they shall rule over this
+island of Alca.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then raising his voice and turning towards the holy Maël:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Bless Greatauk, father, for all power comes from God.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Maël remained silent and motionless, with his eyes raised towards heaven;
+he felt a painful uncertainty in judging the monk Bulloch&rsquo;s doctrine. It
+was, however, the doctrine destined to prevail in epochs of advanced
+civilization. Bulloch can be considered as the creator of civil law in
+Penguinia.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014"></a>
+IV. THE FIRST ASSEMBLY OF THE ESTATES OF PENGUINIA
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Bulloch, my son,&rdquo; said old Maël, &ldquo;we ought to make a census of the
+Penguins and inscribe each of their names in a book.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is a most urgent matter,&rdquo; answered Bulloch, &ldquo;there can be no good
+government without it.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Forthwith, the apostle, with the help of twelve monks, proceeded to make a
+census of the people.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And old Maël then said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Now that we keep a register of all the inhabitants, we ought, Bulloch, my
+son, to levy a just tax so as to provide for public expenses and the
+maintenance of the Abbey. Each ought to contribute according to his means.
+For this reason, my son, call together the Elders of Alca, and in
+agreement with them we shall establish the tax.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Elders, being called together, assembled to the number of thirty under
+the great sycamore in the courtyard of the wooden monastery. They were the
+first Estates of Penguinia. Three-fourths of them were substantial
+peasants of Surelle and Clange. Greatauk, as the noblest of the Penguins,
+sat upon the highest stone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The venerable Maël took his place in the midst of his monks and uttered
+these words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Children, the Lord when he pleases grants riches to men and he takes them
+away from them. Now I have called you together to levy contributions from
+the people so as to provide for public expenses and the maintenance of the
+monks. I consider that these contributions ought to be in proportion to
+the wealth of each. Therefore he who has a hundred oxen will give ten; he
+who has ten will give one.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the holy man had spoken, Morio, a labourer at Anis-on-the-Clange, one
+of the richest of the Penguins, rose up and said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O Father Maël, I think it right that each should contribute to the
+public expenses and to the support of the Church. For my part I am ready to
+give up all that I possess in the interest of my brother Penguins, and if it
+were necessary I would even cheerfully part with my shirt. All the elders of
+the people are ready, like me, to sacrifice their goods, and no one can doubt
+their absolute devotion to their country and their creed. We have, then, only
+to consider the public interest and to do what it requires. Now, Father, what
+it requires, what it demands, is not to ask much from those who possess much,
+for then the rich would be less rich and the poor still poorer. The poor live
+on the wealth of the rich and that is the reason why that wealth is sacred. Do
+not touch it, to do so would be an uncalled for evil. You will get no great
+profit by taking from the rich, for they are very few in number; on the
+contrary you will strip yourself of all your resources and plunge the country
+into misery. Whereas if you ask a little from each inhabitant without regard to
+his wealth, you will collect enough for the public necessities and you will
+have no need to enquire into each citizen&rsquo;s resources, a thing that would
+be regarded by all as a most vexatious measure. By taxing all equally and
+easily you will spare the poor, for you will leave them the wealth of the rich.
+And how could you possibly proportion taxes to wealth? Yesterday I had two
+hundred oxen, to-day I have sixty, to-morrow I shall have a hundred. Clunic has
+three cows, but they are thin; Nicclu has only two, but they are fat. Which is
+the richer, Clunic or Nicclu? The signs of opulence are deceitful. What is
+certain is that everyone eats and drinks. Tax people according to what they
+consume. That would be wisdom and it would be justice.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus spoke Morio amid the applause of the Elders.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I ask that this speech be graven on bronze,&rdquo; cried the monk, Bulloch. &ldquo;It
+is spoken for the future; in fifteen hundred years the best of the
+Penguins will not speak otherwise.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Elders were still applauding when Greatauk, his hand on the pommel of
+his sword, made this brief declaration:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Being noble, I shall not contribute; for to contribute is ignoble. It is
+for the rabble to pay.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After this warning the Elders separated in silence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As in Rome, a new census was taken every five years; and by this means it
+was observed that the population increased rapidly. Although children died
+in marvellous abundance and plagues and famines came with perfect
+regularity to devastate entire villages, new Penguins, in continually
+greater numbers, contributed by their private misery to the public
+prosperity.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0015" id="link2H_4_0015"></a>
+V. THE MARRIAGE OF KRAKEN AND ORBEROSIA
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+During these times there lived in the island of Alca a Penguin whose arm was
+strong and whose mind was subtle. He was called Kraken, and had his dwelling on
+the Beach of Shadows whither the inhabitants never ventured for fear of
+serpents that lodged in the hollows of the rocks and lest they might encounter
+the souls of Penguins that had died without baptism. These, in appearance like
+livid flames, and uttering doleful groans, wandered night and day along the
+deserted beach. For it was generally believed, though without proof, that among
+the Penguins that had been changed into men at the blessed Maël&rsquo;s prayer,
+several had not received baptism and returned after their death to lament amid
+the tempests. Kraken dwelt on this savage coast in an inaccessible cavern. The
+only way to it was through a natural tunnel a hundred feet long, the entrance
+of which was concealed by a thick wood. One evening as Kraken was walking
+through this deserted plain he happened to meet a young and charming woman
+Penguin. She was the one that the monk Magis had clothed with his own hands and
+thus was the first to have worn the garments of chastity. In remembrance of the
+day when the astonished crowd of Penguins had seen her moving gloriously in her
+robe tinted like the dawn, this maiden had received the name of Orberosia.<a
+href="#fn-1" name="fnref-1" id="fnref-1"><sup>[1]</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-1" id="fn-1"></a> <a href="#fnref-1">[1]</a>
+&ldquo;Orb, poetically, a globe when speaking of the heavenly bodies. By
+extension any species of globular body.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Littré</i>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the sight of Kraken she uttered a cry of alarm and darted forward to
+escape from him. But the hero seized her by the garments that floated
+behind her, and addressed her in these words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Damsel, tell me thy name, thy family and thy country.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Orberosia kept looking at Kraken with alarm.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is it you, I see, sir,&rdquo; she asked him, trembling, &ldquo;or is it not rather
+your troubled spirit?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She spoke in this way because the inhabitants of Alca, having no news of
+Kraken since he went to live on the Beach of Shadows, believed that he had
+died and descended among the demons of night.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Cease to fear, daughter of Alca,&rdquo; answered Kraken. &ldquo;He who speaks to thee
+is not a wandering spirit, but a man full of strength and might. I shall
+soon possess great riches.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And young Orberosia asked:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;How dost thou think of acquiring great riches, O Kraken, since thou art a
+child of Penguins?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;By my intelligence,&rdquo; answered Kraken.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I know,&rdquo; said Orberosia, &ldquo;that in the time that thou dwelt among us thou
+wert renowned for thy skill in hunting and fishing. No one equalled thee
+in taking fishes in a net or in piercing with thy arrows the swift-flying
+birds.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It was but a vulgar and laborious industry, O maiden. I have found a
+means of gaining much wealth for myself without fatigue. But tell me who
+thou art?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am called Orberosia,&rdquo; answered the young girl.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Why art thou so far away from thy dwelling and in the night?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Kraken, it was not without the will of Heaven.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What meanest thou, Orberosia?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That Heaven, O Kraken, placed me in thy path, for what reason I know
+not.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Kraken beheld her for a long time in silence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then he said with gentleness:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Orberosia, come into my house; it is that of the bravest and most
+ingenious of the sons of the Penguins. If thou art willing to follow me, I
+will make thee my companion.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then casting down her eyes, she murmured:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I will follow thee, master.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is thus that the fair Orberosia became the consort of the hero Kraken.
+This marriage was not celebrated with songs and torches because Kraken did
+not consent to show himself to the people of the Penguins; but hidden in
+his cave he planned great designs.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0016" id="link2H_4_0016"></a>
+VI. THE DRAGON OF ALCA
+</h2>
+
+<p class="letter">
+&ldquo;We afterwards went to visit the cabinet of natural history. . . . The
+care-taker showed us a sort of packet bound in straw that he told us contained
+the skeleton of a dragon; a proof, added he, that the dragon is not a fabulous
+animal.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Memoirs of Jacques Casanova</i>, Paris, 1843. Vol. IV.,
+pp. 404, 405
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the meantime the inhabitants of Alca practised the labours of peace. Those
+of the northern coast went in boats to fish or to search for shell-fish. The
+labourers of Dombes cultivated oats, rye, and wheat. The rich Penguins of the
+valley of Dalles reared domestic animals, while those of the Bay of Divers
+cultivated their orchards. Merchants of Port-Alca carried on a trade in salt
+fish with Armorica and the gold of the two Britains, which began to be
+introduced into the island, facilitated exchange. The Penguin people were
+enjoying the fruit of their labours in perfect tranquillity when suddenly a
+sinister rumour ran from village to village. It was said everywhere that a
+frightful dragon had ravaged two farms in the Bay of Divers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few days before, the maiden Orberosia had disappeared. Her absence had
+at first caused no uneasiness because on several occasions she had been
+carried off by violent men who were consumed with love. And thoughtful
+people were not astonished at this, reflecting that the maiden was the
+most beautiful of the Penguins. It was even remarked that she sometimes
+went to meet her ravishers, for none of us can escape his destiny. But
+this time, as she did not return, it was feared that the dragon had
+devoured her. The more so as the inhabitants of the valley of Dalles soon
+knew that the dragon was not a fable told by the women around the
+fountains. For one night the monster devoured out of the village of Anis
+six hens, a sheep, and a young orphan child called little Elo. The next
+morning nothing was to be found either of the animals or of the child.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately the Elders of the village assembled in the public place and
+seated themselves on the stone bench to take counsel concerning what it
+was expedient to do in these terrible circumstances.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having called all those Penguins who had seen the dragon during the
+disastrous night, they asked them:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Have you not noticed his form and his behaviour?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And each answered in his turn:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He has the claws of a lion, the wings of an eagle, and the tail of a
+serpent.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;His back bristles with thorny crests.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;His whole body is covered with yellow scales.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;His look fascinates and confounds. He vomits flames.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He poisons the air with his breath.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He has the head of a dragon, the claws of a lion, and the tail of a
+fish.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And a woman of Anis, who was regarded as intelligent and of sound judgment
+and from whom the dragon had taken three hens, deposed as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is formed like a man. The proof is that I thought he was my husband,
+and I said to him, &lsquo;Come to bed, you old fool.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Others said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is formed like a cloud.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He looks like a mountain.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And a little child came and said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I saw the dragon taking off his head in the barn so that he might give a
+kiss to my sister Minnie.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the Elders also asked the inhabitants:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;How big is the dragon?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And it was answered:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;As big as an ox.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Like the big merchant ships of the Bretons.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is the height of a man.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is higher than the fig-tree under which you are sitting.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is as large as a dog.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Questioned finally on his colour, the inhabitants said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Red.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Green.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Blue.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Yellow.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;His head is bright green, his wings are brilliant orange tinged with
+pink, his limbs are silver grey, his hind-quarters and his tail are
+striped with brown and pink bands, his belly bright yellow spotted with
+black.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;His colour? He has no colour.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is the colour of a dragon.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After hearing this evidence the Elders remained uncertain as to what
+should be done. Some advised to watch for him, to surprise him and
+overthrow him by a multitude of arrows. Others, thinking it vain to oppose
+so powerful a monster by force, counselled that he should be appeased by
+offerings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Pay him tribute,&rdquo; said one of them who passed for a wise man. &ldquo;We can
+render him propitious to us by giving him agreeable presents, fruits,
+wine, lambs, a young virgin.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Others held for poisoning the fountains where he was accustomed to drink
+or for smoking him out of his cavern.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But none of these counsels prevailed. The dispute was lengthy and the
+Elders dispersed without coming to any resolution.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0017" id="link2H_4_0017"></a>
+VII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA<br />
+(<i>Continuation</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+During all the month dedicated by the Romans to their false god Mars or
+Mavors, the dragon ravaged the farms of Dalles and Dombes. He carried off
+fifty sheep, twelve pigs, and three young boys. Every family was in
+mourning and the island was full of lamentations. In order to remove the
+scourge, the Elders of the unfortunate villages watered by the Clange and
+the Surelle resolved to assemble and together go and ask the help of the
+blessed Maël.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the fifth day of the month whose name among the Latins signifies
+opening, because it opens the year, they went in procession to the wooden
+monastery that had been built on the southern coast of the island. When
+they were introduced into the cloister they filled it with their sobs and
+groans. Moved by their lamentations, old Maël left the room in which he
+devoted himself to the study of astronomy and the meditation of the
+Scriptures, and went down to them, leaning on his pastoral staff. At his
+approach, the Elders, prostrating themselves, held out to him green
+branches of trees and some of them burnt aromatic herbs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the holy man, seating himself beside the cloistral fountain under an
+ancient fig-tree, uttered these words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O my sons, offspring of the Penguins, why do you weep and groan? Why do
+you hold out those suppliant boughs towards me? Why do you raise towards
+heaven the smoke of those herbs? What calamity do you expect that I can
+avert from your heads? Why do you beseech me? I am ready to give my life
+for you. Only tell your father what it is you hope from him.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To these questions the chief of the Elders answered:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O Maël, father of the sons of Alca, I will speak for all. A horrible
+dragon is laying waste our lands, depopulating our cattle-sheds, and carrying
+off the flower of our youth. He has devoured the child Elo and seven young
+boys; he has mangled the maiden Orberosia, the fairest of the Penguins, with
+his teeth. There is not a village in which he does not emit his poisoned breath
+and which he has not filled with desolation. A prey to this terrible scourge,
+we come, O Maël, to pray thee, as the wisest, to advise us concerning the
+safety of the inhabitants of this island lest the ancient race of Penguins be
+extinguished.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O chief of the Elders of Alca,&rdquo; replied Maël, &ldquo;thy words fill me with
+profound grief, and I groan at the thought that this island is the prey of
+a terrible dragon. But such an occurrence is not unique, for we find in
+books several tales of very fierce dragons. The monsters are oftenest
+found in caverns, by the brinks of waters, and, in preference, among pagan
+peoples. Perhaps there are some among you who, although they have received
+holy baptism and been incorporated into the family of Abraham, have yet
+worshipped idols, like the ancient Romans, or hung up images, votive
+tablets, fillets of wool, and garlands of flowers on the branches of some
+sacred tree. Or perhaps some of the women Penguins have danced round a
+magic stone and drunk water from the fountains where the nymphs dwell. If
+it be so, believe, O Penguins, that the Lord has sent this dragon to
+punish all for the crimes of some, and to lead you, O children of the
+Penguins, to exterminate blasphemy, superstition, and impiety from amongst
+you. For this reason I advise, as a remedy against the great evil from
+which you suffer, that you carefully search your dwellings for idolatry,
+and extirpate it from them. I think it would be also efficacious to pray
+and do penance.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus spoke the holy Maël. And the Elders of the Penguin people kissed his
+feet and returned to their villages with renewed hope.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0018" id="link2H_4_0018"></a>
+VIII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA<br />
+(<i>Continuation</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Following the counsel of the holy Maël the inhabitants of Alca endeavoured
+to uproot the superstitions that had sprung up amongst them. They took
+care to prevent the girls from dancing with incantations round the fairy
+tree. Young mothers were sternly forbidden to rub their children against
+the stones that stood upright in the fields so as to make them strong. An
+old man of Dombes who foretold the future by shaking grains of barley on a
+sieve, was thrown into a well.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, each night the monster still raided the poultry-yards and the
+cattle-sheds. The frightened peasants barricaded themselves in their
+houses. A woman with child who saw the shadow of a dragon on the road
+through a window in the moonlight, was so terrified that she was brought
+to bed before her time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In those days of trial, the holy Maël meditated unceasingly on the nature of
+dragons and the means of combating them. After six months of study and prayer
+he thought he had found what he sought. One evening as he was walking by the
+sea with a young monk called Samuel, he expressed his thought to him in these
+terms:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have studied at length the history and habits of dragons, not to
+satisfy a vain curiosity, but to discover examples to follow in the
+present circumstances. For such, Samuel, my son, is the use of history.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is an invariable fact that dragons are extremely vigilant. They never
+sleep, and for this reason we often find them employed in guarding
+treasures. A dragon guarded at Colchis the golden fleece that Jason
+conquered from him. A dragon watched over the golden apples in the garden
+of the Hesperides. He was killed by Hercules and transformed into a star
+by Juno. This fact is related in some books, and if it be true, it was
+done by magic, for the gods of the pagans are in reality demons. A dragon
+prevented barbarous and ignorant men from drinking at the fountain of
+Castalia. We must also remember the dragon of Andromeda, which was slain
+by Perseus. But let us turn from these pagan fables, in which error is
+always mixed with truth. We meet dragons in the histories of the glorious
+archangel Michael, of St. George, St. Philip, St. James the Great, St.
+Patrick, St. Martha, and St. Margaret. And it is in such writings, since
+they are worthy of full credence, that we ought to look for comfort and
+counsel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The story of the dragon of Silena affords us particularly precious
+examples. You must know, my son, that on the banks of a vast pool close to that
+town there dwelt a dragon who sometimes approached the walls and poisoned with
+his breath all who dwelt in the suburbs. And that they might not be devoured by
+the monster, the inhabitants of Silena delivered up to him one of their number
+every morning. The victim was chosen by lot, and after a hundred others, the
+lot fell upon the king&rsquo;s daughter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Now St. George, who was a military tribune, as he passed through the town
+of Silena, learned that the king&rsquo;s daughter had just been given to the
+fierce beast. He immediately mounted his horse, and, armed with his lance,
+rushed to encounter the dragon, whom he reached just as the monster was
+about to devour the royal virgin. And when St. George had overthrown the
+dragon, the king&rsquo;s daughter fastened her girdle round the beast&rsquo;s neck and
+he followed her like a dog led on a leash.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is an example for us of the power of virgins over dragons. The
+history of St. Martha furnishes us with a still more certain proof. Do you
+know the story, Samuel, my son?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Yes, father,&rdquo; answered Samuel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the blessed Maël went on:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;There was in a forest on the banks of the Rhone, between Arles and
+Avignon, a dragon half quadruped and half fish, larger than an ox, with sharp
+teeth like horns and huge wings at his shoulders. He sank the boats and
+devoured their passengers. Now St. Martha, at the entreaty of the people,
+approached this dragon, whom she found devouring a man. She put her girdle
+round his neck and led him easily into the town.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;These two examples lead me to think that we should have recourse to the
+power of some virgin so as to conquer the dragon who scatters terror and
+death through the island of Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;For this reason, Samuel my son, gird up thy loins and go, I pray thee,
+with two of thy companions, into all the villages of this island, and proclaim
+everywhere that a virgin alone shall be able to deliver the island from the
+monster that devastates it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Thou shalt sing psalms and canticles and thou shalt say:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;&lsquo;O sons of the Penguins, if there be among you a pure virgin, let her
+arise and go, armed with the sign of the cross, to combat the dragon!&rsquo;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus the old man spake, and Samuel promised to obey him. The next day he
+girded up his loins and set out with two of his companions to proclaim to
+the inhabitants of Alca that a virgin alone would be able to deliver the
+Penguins from the rage of the dragon.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0019" id="link2H_4_0019"></a>
+IX. THE DRAGON OF ALCA<br />
+(<i>Continuation</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Orberosia loved her husband, but she did not love him alone. At the hour
+when Venus lightens in the pale sky, whilst Kraken scattered terror
+through the villages, she used to visit in his moving hut, a young
+shepherd of Dalles called Marcel, whose pleasing form was invested with
+inexhaustible vigour. The fair Orberosia shared the shepherd&rsquo;s aromatic
+couch with delight, but far from making herself known to him, she took the
+name of Bridget, and said that she was the daughter of a gardener in the
+Bay of Divers. When regretfully she left his arms she walked across the
+smoking fields towards the Coast of Shadows, and if she happened to meet
+some belated peasant she immediately spread out her garments like great
+wings and cried:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Passer by, lower your eyes, that you may not have to say, &lsquo;Alas! alas!
+woe is me, for I have seen the angel of the Lord.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The villagers tremblingly knelt with their faces to the round. And several
+of them used to say that angels, whom it would be death to see, passed
+along the roads of the island in the night time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Kraken did not know of the loves of Orberosia and Marcel, for he was a
+hero, and heroes never discover the secrets of their wives. But though he
+did not know of these loves, he reaped the benefit of them. Every night he
+found his companion more good-humoured and more beautiful, exhaling
+pleasure and perfuming the nuptial bed with a delicious odour of fennel
+and vervain. She loved Kraken with a love that never became importunate or
+anxious, because she did not rest its whole weight on him alone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This lucky infidelity of Orberosia was destined soon to save the hero from
+a great peril and to assure his fortune and his glory for ever. For it
+happened that she saw passing in the twilight a neatherd from Belmont, who
+was goading on his oxen, and she fell more deeply in love with him than
+she had ever been with the shepherd Marcel. He was hunch-backed; his
+shoulders were higher than his ears; his body was supported by legs of
+different lengths; his rolling eyes flashed, from beneath his matted hair.
+From his throat issued a hoarse voice and strident laughter; he smelt of
+the cow-shed. However, to her he was beautiful. &ldquo;A plant,&rdquo; as Gnatho says,
+&ldquo;has been loved by one, a stream by another, a beast by a third.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, one day, as she was sighing within the neatherd&rsquo;s arms in a village
+barn, suddenly the blasts of a trumpet, with sounds and footsteps, fell
+upon her ears; she looked through the window and saw the inhabitants
+collected in the marketplace round a young monk, who, standing upon a
+rock, uttered these words in a distinct voice:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Inhabitants of Belmont, Abbot Maël, our venerable father, informs you
+through my mouth that neither by strength nor skill in arms shall you
+prevail against the dragon; but the beast shall be overcome by a virgin.
+If, then, there be among you a perfectly pure virgin, let her arise and go
+towards the monster; and when she meets him let her tie her girdle round
+his neck and she shall lead him as easily as if he were a little dog.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the young monk, replacing his hood upon his head, departed to carry
+the proclamation of the blessed Maël to other villages.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Orberosia sat in the amorous straw, resting her head in her hand and
+supporting her elbow upon her knee, meditating on what she had just heard.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Although, so far as Kraken was concerned, she feared the power of a virgin
+much less than the strength of armed men, she did not feel reassured by
+the proclamation of the blessed Maël. A vague but sure instinct ruled her
+mind and warned her that Kraken could not henceforth be a dragon with
+safety.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She said to the neatherd:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My own heart, what do you think about the dragon?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The rustic shook his head.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is certain that dragons laid waste the earth in ancient times and some
+have been seen as large as mountains. But they come no longer, and I
+believe that what has been taken for a dragon is not one at all, but
+pirates or merchants who have carried off the fair Orberosia and the best
+of the children of Alca in their ships. But if one of those brigands
+attempts to rob me of my oxen, I will either by force or craft find a way
+to prevent him from doing me any harm.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This remark of the neatherd increased Orberosia&rsquo;s apprehensions and added
+to her solicitude for the husband whom she loved.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0020" id="link2H_4_0020"></a>
+X. THE DRAGON OF ALCA<br />
+(<i>Continuation</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The days passed by and no maiden arose in the island to combat the
+monster. And in the wooden monastery old Maël, seated on a bench in the
+shade of an old fig-tree, accompanied by a pious monk called Regimental,
+kept asking himself anxiously and sadly how it was that there was not in
+Alca a single virgin fit to overthrow the monster.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He sighed and brother Regimental sighed too. At that moment old Maël
+called young Samuel, who happened to pass through the garden, and said to
+him:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have meditated anew, my son, on the means of destroying the dragon who
+devours the flower of our youth, our flocks, and our harvests. In this
+respect the story of the dragons of St. Riok and of St. Pol de Leon seems
+to me particularly instructive. The dragon of St. Riok was six fathoms
+long; his head was derived from the cock and the basilisk, his body from
+the ox and the serpent; he ravaged the banks of the Elorn in the time of
+King Bristocus. St. Riok, then aged two years, led him by a leash to the
+sea, in which the monster drowned himself of his own accord. St. Pol&rsquo;s
+dragon was sixty feet long and not less terrible. The blessed apostle of
+Leon bound him with his stole and allowed a young noble of great purity of
+life to lead him. These examples prove that in the eyes of God a chaste
+young man is as agreeable as a chaste girl. Heaven makes no distinction
+between them. For this reason, my son, if you believe what I say, we will
+both go to the Coast of Shadows; when we reach the dragon&rsquo;s cavern we will
+call the monster in a loud voice, and when he comes forth I will tie my
+stole round his neck and you will lead him to the sea, where he will not
+fail to drown himself.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the old man&rsquo;s words Samuel cast down his head and did not answer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You seem to hesitate, my son,&rdquo; said Maël.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Brother Regimental, contrary to his custom, spoke without being addressed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;There is at least cause for some hesitation,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;St. Riok was only
+two years old when he overcame the dragon. Who says that nine or ten years
+later he could have done as much? Remember, father, that the dragon who is
+devastating our island has devoured little Elo and four or five other
+young boys. Brother Samuel is not go presumptuous as to believe that at
+nineteen years of age he is more innocent than they were at twelve and
+fourteen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Alas!&rdquo; added the monk, with a groan, &ldquo;who can boast of being chaste in
+this world, where everything gives the example and model of love, where
+all things in nature, animals, and plants, show us the caresses of love
+and advise us to share them? Animals are eager to unite in their own
+fashion, but the various marriages of quadrupeds, birds, fishes, and
+reptiles are far from equalling in lust the nuptials of the trees. The
+greatest extremes of lewdness that the pagans have imagined in their
+fables are outstripped by the simple flowers of the field, and, if you
+knew the irregularities of lilies and roses you would take those chalices
+of impurity, those vases of scandal, away from your altars.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do not speak in this way, Brother Regimental,&rdquo; answered old Maël. &ldquo;Since
+they are subject to the law of nature, animals and plants are always
+innocent. They have no souls to save, whilst man&mdash;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You are right,&rdquo; replied Brother Regimental, &ldquo;it is quite a different
+thing. But do not send young Samuel to the dragon&mdash;the dragon might
+devour him. For the last five years Samuel is not in a state to show his
+innocence to monsters. In the year of the comet, the Devil in order to
+seduce him, put in his path a milkmaid, who was lifting up her petticoat
+to cross a ford. Samuel was tempted, but he overcame the temptation. The
+Devil, who never tires, sent him the image of that young girl in a dream.
+The shade did what the reality was unable to accomplish, and Samuel
+yielded. When he awoke be moistened his couch with his tears, but alas!
+repentance did not give him back his innocence.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As he listened to this story Samuel asked himself how his secret could be
+known, for he was ignorant that the Devil had borrowed the appearance of
+Brother Regimental, so as to trouble the hearts of the monks of Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And old Maël remained deep in thought and kept asking himself in grief:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Who will deliver us from the dragon&rsquo;s tooth? Who will preserve us from
+his breath? Who will save us from his look?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, the inhabitants of Alca began to take courage. The labourers of
+Dombes and the neatherds of Belmont swore that they themselves would be of
+more avail than a girl against the ferocious beast, and they exclaimed as
+they stroked the muscles on their arms, &ldquo;Let the dragon come!&rdquo; Many men
+and women had seen him. They did not agree about his form and his figure,
+but all now united in saying that he was not as big as they had thought,
+and that his height was not much greater than a man&rsquo;s. The defence was
+organised; towards nightfall watches were stationed at the entrances of
+the villages ready to give the alarm; and during the night companies armed
+with pitchforks and scythes protected the paddocks in which the animals
+were shut up. Indeed, once in the village of Anis some plucky labourers
+surprised him as he was scaling Morio&rsquo;s wall, and, as they had flails,
+scythes, and pitchforks, they fell upon him and pressed him hard. One of
+them, a very quick and courageous man, thought to have run him through
+with his pitchfork; but he slipped in a pool and so let him escape. The
+others would certainly have caught him had they not waited to pick up the
+rabbits and fowls that he dropped in his flight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Those labourers declared to the Elders of the village that the monster&rsquo;s
+form and proportions appeared to them human enough except for his head and his
+tail, which were, in truth, terrifying.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0021" id="link2H_4_0021"></a>
+XI. THE DRAGON OF ALCA<br />
+(<i>Continuation</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+On that day Kraken came back to his cavern sooner than usual. He took from
+his head his sealskin helmet with its two bull&rsquo;s horns and its visor
+trimmed with terrible hooks. He threw on the table his gloves that ended
+in horrible claws&mdash;they were the beaks of sea-birds. He unhooked his
+belt from which hung a long green tail twisted into many folds. Then he
+ordered his page, Elo, to help him off with his boots and, as the child
+did not succeed in doing this very quickly, he gave him a kick that sent
+him to the other end of the grotto.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Without looking at the fair Orberosia, who was spinning, he seated himself
+in front of the fireplace, on which a sheep was roasting, and he muttered:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Ignoble Penguins. . . . There is no worse trade than a dragon&rsquo;s.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What does my master say?&rdquo; asked the fair Orberosia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They fear me no longer,&rdquo; continued Kraken. &ldquo;Formerly everyone fled at my
+approach. I carried away hens and rabbits in my bag; I drove sheep and
+pigs, cows, and oxen before me. To-day these clod-hoppers keep a good
+guard; they sit up at night. Just now I was pursued in the village of Anis
+by doughty labourers armed with flails and scythes and pitchforks. I had
+to drop the hens and rabbits, put my tail under my arm, and run as fast as
+I could. Now I ask you, is it seemly for a dragon of Cappadocia to run
+away like a robber with his tail under his arm? Further, incommoded as I
+was by crests, horns, hooks, claws, and scales, I barely escaped a brute
+who ran half an inch of his pitchfork into my left thigh.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As he said this he carefully ran his hand over the insulted part, and,
+after giving himself up for a few moments to bitter meditation:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What idiots those Penguins are! I am tired of blowing flames in the faces
+of such imbeciles. Orberosia, do you hear me?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus spoken the hero raised his terrible helmet in his hands and
+gazed at it for a long time in gloomy silence. Then he pronounced these
+rapid words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have made this helmet with my own hands in the shape of a fish&rsquo;s head,
+covering it with the skin of a seal. To make it more terrible I have put
+on it the horns of a bull and I have given it a boar&rsquo;s jaws; I have hung
+from it a horse&rsquo;s tail dyed vermilion. When in the gloomy twilight I threw
+it over my shoulders no inhabitant of this island had courage to withstand
+its sight. Women and children, young men and old men fled distracted at
+its approach, and I carried terror among the whole race of Penguins. By
+what advice does that insolent people lose its earlier fears and dare
+to-day to behold these horrible jaws and to attack this terrible crest?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And throwing his helmet on the rocky soil:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Perish, deceitful helmet!&rdquo; cried Kraken. &ldquo;I swear by all the demons of
+Armor that I will never bear you upon my head again.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And having uttered this oath he stamped upon his helmet, his gloves, his
+boots, and upon his tail with its twisted folds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Kraken,&rdquo; said the fair Orberosia, &ldquo;will you allow your servant to employ
+artifice to save your reputation and your goods? Do not despise a woman&rsquo;s
+help. You need it, for all men are imbeciles.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Woman,&rdquo; asked Kraken, &ldquo;what are your plans?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the fair Orberosia informed her husband that the monks were going
+through the villages teaching the inhabitants the best way of combating
+the dragon; that, according to their instructions, the beast would be
+overcome by a virgin, and that if a maid placed her girdle around the
+dragon&rsquo;s neck she could lead him as easily as if he were a little dog.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;How do you know that the monks teach this?&rdquo; asked Kraken.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My friend,&rdquo; answered Orberosia, &ldquo;do not interrupt a serious subject by
+frivolous questions. . . . &lsquo;If, then,&rsquo; added the monks, &lsquo;there be in Alca
+a pure virgin, let her arise!&rsquo; Now, Kraken, I have determined to answer
+their call. I will go and find the holy Maël and I will say to him: &lsquo;I am
+the virgin destined by Heaven to overthrow the dragon.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At these words Kraken exclaimed: &ldquo;How can you be that pure virgin? And why
+do you want to overthrow me, Orberosia? Have you lost your reason? Be sure
+that I will not allow myself to be conquered by you!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Can you not try and understand me before you get angry?&rdquo; sighed the fair
+Orberosia with deep though gentle contempt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And she explained the cunning designs that she had formed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As he listened, the hero remained pensive. And when she ceased speaking:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Orberosia, your cunning, is deep,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;And if your plans are
+carried out according to your intentions I shall derive great advantages
+from them. But how can you be the virgin destined by heaven?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t bother about that,&rdquo; she replied, &ldquo;and come to bed.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The next day in the grease-laden atmosphere of the cavern, Kraken plaited
+a deformed skeleton out of osier rods and covered it with bristling,
+scaly, and filthy skins. To one extremity of the skeleton Orberosia sewed
+the fierce crest and the hideous mask that Kraken used to wear in his
+plundering expeditions, and to the other end she fastened the tail with
+twisted folds which the hero was wont to trail behind him. And when the
+work was finished they showed little Elo and the other five children who
+waited on them how to get inside this machine, how to make it walk, how to
+blow horns and burn tow in it so as to send forth smoke and flames through
+the dragon&rsquo;s mouth.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0022" id="link2H_4_0022"></a>
+XII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA<br />
+(<i>Continuation</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Orberosia, having clothed herself in a robe made of coarse stuff and girt
+herself with a thick cord, went to the monastery and asked to speak to the
+blessed Maël. And because women were forbidden to enter the enclosure of
+the monastery the old man advanced outside the gates, holding his pastoral
+cross in his right hand and resting his left on the shoulder of Brother
+Samuel, the youngest of his disciples.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He asked:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Woman, who art thou?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am the maiden Orberosia.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this reply Maël raised his trembling arms to heaven.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do you speak truth, woman? It is a certain fact that Orberosia was
+devoured by the dragon. And yet I see Orberosia and hear her. Did you not,
+O my daughter, while within the dragon&rsquo;s bowels arm yourself with the sign
+of the cross and come uninjured out of his throat? That is what seems to
+me the most credible explanation.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You are not deceived, father,&rdquo; answered Orberosia. &ldquo;That is precisely
+what happened to me. Immediately I came out of the creature&rsquo;s bowels I
+took refuge in a hermitage on the Coast of Shadows. I lived there in
+solitude, giving myself up to prayer and meditation, and performing
+unheard of austerities, until I learnt by a revelation from heaven that a
+maid alone could overcome the dragon, and that I was that maid.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Show me a sign of your mission,&rdquo; said the old man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I myself am the sign,&rdquo; answered Orberosia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am not ignorant of the power of those who have placed a seal upon their
+flesh,&rdquo; replied the apostle of the Penguins. &ldquo;But are you indeed such as
+you say?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You will see by the result,&rdquo; answered Orberosia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The monk Regimental drew near:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That will,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;be the best proof. King Solomon has
+said: &lsquo;Three things are hard to understand and a fourth is impossible:
+they are the way of a serpent on the earth, the way of a bird in the air, the
+way of a ship in the sea, and the way of a man with a maid!&rsquo; I regard
+such matrons as nothing less than presumptuous who claim to compare themselves
+in these matters with the wisest of kings. Father, if you are led by me you
+will not consult them in regard to the pious Orberosia. When they have given
+their opinion you will not be a bit farther on than before. Virginity is not
+less difficult to prove than to keep. Pliny tells us in his history that its
+signs are either imaginary or very uncertain.<a href="#fn-2" name="fnref-2" id="fnref-2"><sup>[2]</sup></a>
+One who bears upon her the fourteen signs of corruption may yet be pure in the
+eyes of the angels, and, on the contrary, another who has been pronounced pure
+by the matrons who inspected her may know that her good appearance is due to
+the artifices of a cunning perversity. As for the purity of this holy girl
+here, I would put my hand in the fire in witness of it.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-2" id="fn-2"></a> <a href="#fnref-2">[2]</a>
+We have vainly sought for this phrase in Pliny&rsquo;s &ldquo;Natural
+History.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Editor</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He spoke thus because he was the Devil. But old Maël did not know it. He
+asked the pious Orberosia:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My daughter, how, would you proceed to conquer so fierce an animal as he
+who devoured you?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The virgin answered:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;To-morrow at sunrise, O Maël, you will summon the people together on the
+hill in front of the desolate moor that extends to the Coast of Shadows,
+and you will take care that no man of the Penguins remains less than five
+hundred paces from those rocks so that he may not be poisoned by the
+monster&rsquo;s breath. And the dragon will come out of the rocks and I will put
+my girdle round his neck and lead him like an obedient dog.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Ought you not to be accompanied by a courageous and pious man who will
+kill the dragon?&rdquo; asked Maël.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It will be as thou sayest, venerable father. I shall deliver the monster
+to Kraken, who will stay him with his flashing sword. For I tell thee that
+the noble Kraken, who was believed to be dead, will return among the
+Penguins and he shall slay the dragon. And from the creature&rsquo;s belly will
+come forth the little children whom he has devoured.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What you declare to me, O virgin,&rdquo; cried the apostle, &ldquo;seems wonderful
+and beyond human power.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is,&rdquo; answered the virgin Orberosia. &ldquo;But learn, O Maël, that I have
+had a revelation that as a reward for their deliverance, the Penguin
+people will pay to the knight Kraken an annual tribute of three hundred
+fowls, twelve sheep, two oxen, three pigs, one thousand eight hundred
+bushels of corn, and vegetables according to their season; and that,
+moreover, the children who will come out of the dragon&rsquo;s belly will be
+given and committed to the said Kraken to serve him and obey him in all
+things. If the Penguin people fail to keep their engagements a new dragon
+will come upon the island more terrible than the first. I have spoken.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0023" id="link2H_4_0023"></a>
+XIII. THE DRAGON OF ALCA<br />
+(<i>Continuation and End</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The people of the Penguins were assembled by Maël and they spent the night
+on the Coast of Shadows within the bounds which the holy man had
+prescribed in order that none among the Penguins should be poisoned by the
+monster&rsquo;s breath.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The veil of night still covered the earth when, preceded by a hoarse
+bellowing, the dragon showed his indistinct and monstrous form upon the
+rocky coast. He crawled like a serpent and his writhing body seemed about
+fifteen feet long. At his appearance the crowd drew back in terror. But
+soon all eyes were turned towards the Virgin Orberosia, who, in the first
+light of the dawn, clothed in white, advanced over the purple heather.
+With an intrepid though modest gait she walked towards the beast, who,
+uttering awful bellowings, opened his flaming throat. An immense cry of
+terror and pity arose from the midst of the Penguins. But the virgin,
+unloosing her linen girdle, put it round the dragon&rsquo;s neck and led him on
+the leash like a faithful dog amid the acclamations of the spectators.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She had walked over a long stretch of the heath when Kraken appeared armed
+with a flashing sword. The people, who believed him dead, uttered cries of
+joy and surprise. The hero rushed towards the beast, turned him over on
+his back, and with his sword cut open his belly, from whence came forth in
+their shirts, with curling hair and folded hands, little Elo and the five
+other children whom the monster had devoured.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately they threw themselves on their knees before the virgin
+Orberosia, who took them in her arms and whispered into their ears:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You will go through the villages saying: &lsquo;We are the poor little children
+who were devoured by the dragon, and we came out of his belly in our
+shirts.&rsquo; The inhabitants will give you abundance of all that you can
+desire. But if you say anything else you will get nothing but cuffs and
+whippings. Go!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Several Penguins, seeing the dragon disembowelled, rushed forward to cut
+him to pieces, some from a feeling of rage and vengeance, others to get
+the magic stone called dragonite, that is engendered in his head. The
+mothers of the children who had come back to life ran to embrace their
+little ones. But the holy Maël kept them back, saying that none of them
+were holy enough to approach a dragon without dying.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And soon little Elo, and the five other children came towards the people
+and said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We are the poor little children who were devoured by the dragon and we
+came out of his belly in our shirts.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And all who heard them kissed them and said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Blessed children, we will give you abundance of all that you can desire.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the crowd of people dispersed, full of joy, singing hymns and
+canticles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To commemorate this day on which Providence delivered the people from a
+cruel scourge, processions were established in which the effigy of a
+chained dragon was led about.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Kraken levied the tribute and became the richest and most powerful of the
+Penguins. As a sign of his victory and so as to inspire a salutary terror,
+he wore a dragon&rsquo;s crest upon his head and he had a habit of saying to the
+people:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Now that the monster is dead I am the dragon.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For many years Orberosia bestowed her favours upon neatherds and
+shepherds, whom she thought equal to the gods. But when she was no longer
+beautiful she consecrated herself to the Lord.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At her death she became the object of public veneration, and was admitted
+into the calendar of the saints and adopted as the patron saint of
+Penguinia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Kraken left a son, who, like his father, wore a dragon&rsquo;s crest, and he was
+for this reason surnamed Draco. He was the founder of the first royal
+dynasty of the Penguins.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0024" id="link2H_4_0024"></a>
+BOOK III.<br />
+THE MIDDLE AGES AND THE RENAISSANCE
+</h2>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0025" id="link2H_4_0025"></a>
+I. BRIAN THE GOOD AND QUEEN GLAMORGAN
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The kings of Alca were descended from Draco, the son of Kraken, and they
+wore on their heads a terrible dragon&rsquo;s crest, as a sacred badge whose
+appearance alone inspired the people with veneration, terror, and love.
+They were perpetually in conflict either with their own vassals and
+subjects or with the princes of the adjoining islands and continents.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The most ancient of these kings has left but a name. We do not even know
+how to pronounce or write it. The first of the Draconides whose history is
+known was Brian the Good, renowned for his skill and courage in war and in
+the chase.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was a Christian and loved learning. He also favoured men who had vowed
+themselves to the monastic life. In the hall of his palace where, under
+the sooty rafters, there hung the heads, pelts, and horns of wild beasts,
+he held feasts to which all the harpers of Alca and of the neighbouring
+islands were invited, and he himself used to join in singing the praises
+of the heroes. He was just and magnanimous, but inflamed by so ardent a
+love of glory that he could not restrain himself from putting to death
+those who had sung better than himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The monks of Yvern having been driven out by the pagans who ravaged
+Brittany, King Brian summoned them into his kingdom and built a wooden
+monastery for them near his palace. Every day he went with Queen
+Glamorgan, his wife, into the monastery chapel and was present at the
+religious ceremonies and joined in the hymns.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now among these monks there was a brother called Oddoul, who, while still
+in the flower of his youth, had adorned himself with knowledge and virtue.
+The devil entertained a great grudge against him, and attempted several
+times to lead him into temptation. He took several shapes and appeared to
+him in turn as a war-horse, a young maiden, and a cup of mead. Then he
+rattled two dice in a dicebox and said to him:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Will you play with me for the kingdoms of, the world against one of the
+hairs of your head?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the man of the Lord, armed with the sign of the Cross, repulsed the
+enemy. Perceiving that he could not seduce him, the devil thought of an
+artful plan to ruin him. One summer night he approached the queen, who
+slept upon her couch, showed her an image of the young monk whom she saw
+every day in the wooden monastery, and upon this image he placed a spell.
+Forthwith, like a subtle poison, love flowed into Glamorgan&rsquo;s veins, and
+she burned with an ardent desire to do as she listed with Oddoul. She
+found unceasing pretexts to have him near her. Several times she asked him
+to teach reading and singing to her children.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I entrust them to you,&rdquo; said she to him. &ldquo;And will follow the lessons you
+will give them so that I myself may learn also. You will teach both mother
+and sons at the same time.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the young monk kept making excuses. At times he would say that he was
+not a learned enough teacher, and on other occasions that his state
+forbade him all intercourse with women. This refusal inflamed Glamorgan&rsquo;s
+passion. One day as she lay pining upon her couch, her malady having
+become intolerable, she summoned Oddoul to her chamber. He came in
+obedience to her orders, but remained with his eyes cast down towards the
+threshold of the door. With impatience and grief she resented his not
+looking at her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;See,&rdquo; said she to him, &ldquo;I have no more strength, a shadow is on my eyes.
+My body is both burning and freezing.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And as he kept silence and made no movement, she called him in a voice of
+entreaty:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Come to me, come!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With outstretched arms to which passion gave more length, she endeavoured
+to seize him and draw him towards her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But he fled away, reproaching her for her wantonness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then, incensed with rage and fearing that Oddoul might divulge the shame
+into which she had fallen, she determined to ruin him so that he might not
+ruin her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a voice of lamentation that resounded throughout all the palace she
+called for help, as if, in truth, she were in some great danger. Her
+servants rushed up and saw the young monk fleeing and the queen pulling
+back the sheets upon her couch. They all cried out together. And when King
+Brian, attracted by the noise, entered the chamber, Glamorgan, showing him
+her dishevelled hair, her eyes flooded with tears, and her bosom that in
+the fury of her love she had torn with her nails, said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My lord and husband, behold the traces of the insults I have undergone.
+Driven by an infamous desire Oddoul has approached me and attempted to do
+me violence.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he heard these complaints and saw the blood, the king, transported
+with fury, ordered his guards to seize the young monk and burn him alive
+before the palace under the queen&rsquo;s eyes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Being told of the affair, the Abbot of Yvern went to the king and said to
+him:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;King Brian, know by this example the difference between a Christian woman
+and a pagan. Roman Lucretia was the most virtuous of idolatrous
+princesses, yet she had not the strength to defend herself against the
+attacks of an effeminate youth, and, ashamed of her weakness, she gave way
+to despair, whilst Glamorgan has successfully withstood the assaults of a
+criminal filled with rage, and possessed by the most terrible of demons.&rdquo;
+Meanwhile Oddoul, in the prison of the palace, was waiting for the moment
+when he should be burned alive. But God did not suffer an innocent to
+perish. He sent to him an angel, who, taking the form of one of the
+queen&rsquo;s servants called Gudrune, took him out of his prison and led him
+into the very room where the woman whose appearance he had taken dwelt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the angel said to young Oddoul:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I love thee because thou art daring.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And young Oddoul, believing that it was Gudrune herself, answered with
+downcast looks:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is by the grace of the Lord that I have resisted the violence of the
+queen and braved the anger of that powerful woman.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the angel asked:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What? Hast thou not done what the queen accuses thee of?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;In truth no, I have not done it,&rdquo; answered Oddoul, his hand on his heart.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Thou hast not done it?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;No, I have not done it. The very thought of such an action fills me with
+horror.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Then,&rdquo; cried the angel, &ldquo;what art thou doing here, thou
+impotent creature?&rdquo;<a href="#fn-3" name="fnref-3" id="fnref-3"><sup>[3]</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-3" id="fn-3"></a> <a href="#fnref-3">[3]</a>
+The Penguin chronicler who relates the fact employs the expression, <i>Species
+inductilis</i>. I have endeavoured to translate it literally.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And she opened the door to facilitate the young man&rsquo;s escape. Oddoul felt
+himself pushed violently out. Scarcely had he gone down into the street
+than a chamber-pot was poured over his head; and he thought:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Mysterious are thy designs, O Lord, and thy ways past finding out.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0026" id="link2H_4_0026"></a>
+II. DRACO THE GREAT<br />
+(<i>Translation of the Relics of St. Orberosia</i>)
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The direct posterity of Brian the Good was extinguished about the year 900
+in the person of Collic of the Short Nose. A cousin of that prince, Bosco
+the Magnanimous, succeeded him, and took care, in order to assure himself
+of the throne, to put to death all his relations. There issued from him a
+long line of powerful kings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of them, Draco the Great, attained great renown as a man of war. He
+was defeated more frequently than the others. It is by this constancy in
+defeat that great captains are recognized. In twenty years he burned down
+more than a hundred thousand hamlets, market towns, unwalled towns,
+villages, walled towns, cities, and universities. He set fire impartially
+to his enemies&rsquo; territory and to his own domains. And he used to explain
+his conduct by saying:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;War without fire is like tripe without mustard: it is an insipid thing.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His justice was rigorous. When the peasants whom he made prisoners were
+unable to raise the money for their ransoms he had them hanged from a
+tree, and if any unhappy woman came to plead for her destitute husband he
+dragged her by the hair at his horse&rsquo;s tail. He lived like a soldier
+without effeminacy. It is satisfactory to relate that his manner of life
+was pure. Not only did he not allow his kingdom to decline from its
+hereditary glory, but, even in his reverses he valiantly supported the
+honour of the Penguin people.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Draco the Great caused the relics of St. Orberosia to be transferred to
+Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The body of the blessed saint had been buried in a grotto on the Coast of
+Shadows at the end of a scented heath. The first pilgrims who went to
+visit it were the boys and girls from the neighbouring villages. They used
+to go there in the evening, by preference in couples, as if their pious
+desires naturally sought satisfaction in darkness and solitude. They
+worshipped the saint with a fervent and discreet worship whose mystery
+they seemed jealously to guard, for they did not like to publish too
+openly the experiences they felt. But they were heard to murmur one to
+another words of love, delight, and rapture with which they mingled the
+name of Orberosia. Some would sigh that there they forgot the world;
+others would say that they came out of the grotto in peace and calm; the
+young girls among them used to recall to each other the joy with which
+they had been filled in it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Such were the marvels that the virgin of Alca performed in the morning of
+her glorious eternity; they had the sweetness and indefiniteness of the
+dawn. Soon the mystery of the grotto spread like a perfume throughout the
+land; it was a ground of joy and edification for pious souls, and corrupt
+men endeavoured, though in vain, by falsehood and calumny, to divert the
+faithful from the springs of grace that flowed from the saint&rsquo;s tomb. The
+Church took measures so that these graces should not remain reserved for a
+few children, but should be diffused throughout all Penguin Christianity.
+Monks took up their quarters in the grotto, they built a monastery, a
+chapel, and a hostelry on the coast, and pilgrims began to flock thither.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As if strengthened by a longer sojourn in heaven, the blessed Orberosia
+now performed still greater miracles for those who came to lay their
+offerings on her tomb. She gave hopes to women who had been hitherto
+barren, she sent dreams to reassure jealous old men concerning the
+fidelity of the young wives whom they had suspected without cause, and she
+protected the country from plagues, murrains, famines, tempests, and
+dragons of Cappadocia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But during the troubles that desolated the kingdom in the time of King
+Collic and his successors, the tomb of St. Orberosia was plundered of its
+wealth, the monastery burned down, and the monks dispersed. The road that
+had been so long trodden by devout pilgrims was overgrown with furze and
+heather, and the blue thistles of the sands. For a hundred years the
+miraculous tomb had been visited by none save vipers, weasels, and bats,
+when, one day the saint appeared to a peasant of the neighbourhood,
+Momordic by name.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am the virgin Orberosia,&rdquo; said she to him; &ldquo;I have chosen thee to
+restore my sanctuary. Warn the inhabitants of the country that if they
+allow my memory to be blotted out, and leave my tomb without honour and
+wealth, a new dragon will come and devastate Penguinia.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Learned churchmen held an inquiry concerning this apparition, and
+pronounced it genuine, and not diabolical but truly heavenly, and in later
+years it was remarked that in France, in like circumstances, St. Foy and
+St. Catherine had acted in the same way and made use of similar language.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The monastery was restored and pilgrims flocked to it anew. The virgin
+Orberosia worked greater and greater miracles. She cured divers hurtful
+maladies, particularly club-foot, dropsy, paralysis, and St. Guy&rsquo;s
+disease. The monks who kept the tomb were enjoying an enviable opulence,
+when the saint, appearing to King Draco the Great, ordered him to
+recognise her as the heavenly patron of the kingdom and to transfer her
+precious remains to the cathedral of Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In consequence, the odoriferous relics of that virgin were carried with
+great pomp to the metropolitan church and placed in the middle of the
+choir in a shrine made of gold and enamel and ornamented with precious
+stones.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The chapter kept a record of the miracles wrought by the blessed
+Orberosia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Draco the Great, who had never ceased to defend and exalt the Christian
+faith, died fulfilled with the most pious sentiments and bequeathed his
+great possessions to the Church.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0027" id="link2H_4_0027"></a>
+III. QUEEN CRUCHA
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Terrible disorders followed the death of Draco the Great. That prince&rsquo;s
+successors have often been accused of weakness, and it is true that none
+of them followed, even from afar, the example of their valiant ancestor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His son, Chum, who was lame, failed to increase the territory of the
+Penguins. Bolo, the son of Chum, was assassinated by the palace guards at
+the age of nine, just as he was ascending the throne. His brother Gun
+succeeded him. He was only seven years old and allowed himself to be
+governed by his mother, Queen Crucha.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Crucha was beautiful, learned, and intelligent; but she was unable to curb
+her own passions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These are the terms in which the venerable Talpa expresses himself in his
+chronicle regarding that illustrious queen:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;In beauty of face and symmetry of figure Queen Crucha yields neither to
+Semiramis of Babylon nor to Penthesilea, queen of the Amazons; nor to
+Salome, the daughter of Herodias. But she offers in her person certain
+singularities that will appear beautiful or uncomely according to the
+contradictory opinions of men and the varying judgments of the world. She
+has on her forehead two small horns which she conceals in the abundant
+folds of her golden hair; one of her eyes is blue and one is black; her
+neck is bent towards the left side; and, like Alexander of Macedon, she
+has six fingers on her right hand, and a stain like a little monkey&rsquo;s head
+upon her skin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Her gait is majestic and her manner affable. She is magnificent in her
+expenses, but she is not always able to rule desire by reason.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;One day, having noticed in the palace stables, a young groom of great
+beauty, she immediately fell violently in love with him, and entrusted to
+him the command of her armies. What one must praise unreservedly in this
+great queen is the abundance of gifts that she makes to the churches,
+monasteries, and chapels in her kingdom, and especially to the holy house
+of Beargarden, where, by the grace of the Lord, I made my profession in my
+fourteenth year. She has founded masses for the repose of her soul in such
+great numbers that every priest in the Penguin Church is, so to speak,
+transformed into a taper lighted in the sight of heaven to draw down the
+divine mercy upon the august Crucha.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From these lines and from some others with which have enriched my text the
+reader can judge of the historical and literary value of the &ldquo;Gesta
+Penguinorum.&rdquo; Unhappily, that chronicle suddenly comes suddenly to an end
+at the third year of Draco the Simple, the successor of Gun the Weak. Having
+reached that point of my history, I deplore the loss of an agreeable and
+trustworthy guide.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+During the two centuries that followed, the Penguins remained plunged in
+blood-stained disorder. All the arts perished. In the midst of the general
+ignorance, the monks in the shadow of their cloister devoted themselves to
+study, and copied the Holy Scriptures with indefatigable zeal. As
+parchment was scarce, they scraped the writing off old manuscripts in
+order to transcribe upon them the divine word. Thus throughout the breadth
+of Penguinia Bibles blossomed forth like roses on a bush.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A monk of the order of St. Benedict, Ermold the Penguin, had himself alone
+defaced four thousand Greek and Latin manuscripts so as to copy out the
+Gospel of St. John four thousand times. Thus the masterpieces of ancient
+poetry and eloquence were destroyed in great numbers. Historians are
+unanimous in recognising that the Penguin convents were the refuge of
+learning during the Middle Ages.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Unending wars between the Penguins and the Porpoises filled the close of
+this period. It is extremely difficult to know the truth concerning these
+wars, not because accounts are wanting, but because there are so many of
+them. The Porpoise Chronicles contradict the Penguin Chronicles at every
+point. And, moreover, the Penguins contradict each other as well as the
+Porpoises. I have discovered two chronicles that are in agreement, but one
+has copied from the other. A single fact is certain, namely, that
+massacres, rapes, conflagrations, and plunder succeeded one another
+without interruption.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Under the unhappy prince Bosco IX. the kingdom was at the verge of ruin.
+On the news that the Porpoise fleet, composed of six hundred great ships,
+was in sight of Alca, the bishop ordered a solemn procession. The
+cathedral chapter, the elected magistrates, the members of Parliament, and
+the clerics of the University entered the Cathedral and, taking up St.
+Orberosia&rsquo;s shrine, led it in procession through the town, followed by the
+entire people singing hymns. The holy patron of Penguinia was not invoked
+in vain. Nevertheless, the Porpoises besieged the town both by land and
+sea, took it by assault, and for three days and three nights killed,
+plundered, violated, and burned, with all the indifference that habit
+produces.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our astonishment cannot be too great at the fact that, during those iron
+ages, the faith was preserved intact among the Penguins. The splendour of
+the truth in those times illumined all souls that had not been corrupted
+by sophisms. This is the explanation of the unity of belief. A constant
+practice of the Church doubtless contributed also to maintain this happy
+communion of the faithful&mdash;every Penguin who thought differently from
+the others was immediately burned at the stake.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0028" id="link2H_4_0028"></a>
+IV. LETTERS: JOHANNES TALPA
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+During the minority of King Gun, Johannes Talpa, in the monastery of
+Beargarden, where at the age of fourteen he had made his profession and
+from which he never departed for a single day throughout his life,
+composed his celebrated Latin chronicle in twelve books called &ldquo;De Gestis
+Penguinorum.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The monastery of Beargarden lifts its high walls on the summit of an
+inaccessible peak. One sees around it only the blue tops of mountains,
+divided by the clouds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he began to write his &ldquo;Gesta Penguinorum,&rdquo; Johannes Talpa was already
+old. The good monk has taken care to tell us this in his book: &ldquo;My head
+has long since lost,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;its adornment of fair hair, and my scalp
+resembles those convex mirrors of metal which the Penguin ladies consult
+with so much care and zeal. My stature, naturally small, has with years
+become diminished and bent. My white beard gives warmth to my breast.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With a charming simplicity, Talpa informs us of certain circumstances in
+his life and some features in his character. &ldquo;Descended,&rdquo; he tells us,
+&ldquo;from a noble family, and destined from childhood for the ecclesiastical
+state, I was taught grammar and music. I learnt to read under the guidance
+of a master who was called Amicus, and who would have been better named
+Inimicus. As I did not easily attain to a knowledge of my letters, he beat
+me violently with rods so that I can say that he printed the alphabet in
+strokes upon my back.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In another passage Talpa confesses his natural inclination towards
+pleasure. These are his expressive words: &ldquo;In my youth the ardour of my
+senses was such that in the shadow of the woods I experienced a sensation
+of boiling in a pot rather than of breathing the fresh air. I fled from
+women, but in vain, for every object recalled them to me.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While he was writing his chronicle, a terrible war, at once foreign and
+domestic, laid waste the Penguin land. The soldiers of Crucha came to
+defend the monastery of Beargarden against the Penguin barbarians and
+established themselves strongly within its walls. In order to render it
+impregnable they pierced loop-holes through the walls and they took the
+lead off the church roof to make balls for their slings. At night they
+lighted huge fires in the courts and cloisters and on them they roasted
+whole oxen which they spitted upon the ancient pine-trees of the mountain.
+Sitting around the flames, amid smoke filled with a mingled odour of resin
+and fat, they broached huge casks of wine and beer. Their songs, their
+blasphemies, and the noise of their quarrels drowned the sound of the
+morning bells.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At last the Porpoises, having crossed the defiles, laid siege to the
+monastery. They were warriors from the North, clad in copper armour. They
+fastened ladders a hundred and fifty fathoms long to the sides of the
+cliffs and sometimes in the darkness and storm these broke beneath the
+weight of men and arms, and bunches of the besiegers were hurled into the
+ravines and precipices. A prolonged wail would be heard going down into
+the darkness, and the assault would begin again. The Penguins poured
+streams of burning wax upon their assailants, which made them blaze like
+torches. Sixty times the enraged Porpoises attempted to scale the
+monastery and sixty times they were repulsed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For six months they had closely invested the monastery, when, on the day
+of the Epiphany, a shepherd of the valley showed them a hidden path by
+which they climbed the mountain, penetrated into the vaults of the abbey,
+ran through the cloisters, the kitchens, the church, the chapter halls,
+the library, the laundry, the cells, the refectories, and the dormitories,
+and burned the buildings, killing and violating without distinction of age
+or sex. The Penguins, awakened unexpectedly, ran to arms, but in the
+darkness and alarm they struck at one another, whilst the Porpoises with
+blows of their axes disputed the sacred vessels, the censers, the
+candlesticks, dalmatics, reliquaries, golden crosses, and precious stones.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The air was filled with an acrid odour of burnt flesh. Groans and
+death-cries arose in the midst of the flames, and on the edges of the
+crumbling roofs monks ran in thousands like ants, and fell into the
+valley. Yet Johannes Talpa kept on writing his Chronicle. The soldiers of
+Crucha retreated speedily and filled up all the issues from the monastery
+with pieces of rock so as to shut up the Porpoises in the burning
+buildings. And to crush the enemy beneath the ruin they employed the
+trunks of old oaks as battering-rams. The burning timbers fell in with a
+noise like thunder and the lofty arches of the naves crumbled beneath the
+shock of these giant trees when moved by six hundred men together. Soon
+there was left nothing of the rich and extensive abbey but the cell of
+Johannes Talpa, which, by a marvellous chance, hung from the ruin of a
+smoking gable. The old chronicler still kept writing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This admirable intensity of thought may seem excessive in the case of an
+annalist who applies himself to relate the events of his own time. However
+abstracted and detached we may be from surrounding things, we nevertheless
+resent their influence. I have consulted the original manuscript of Johannes
+Talpa in the National Library, where it is preserved (<i>Monumenta Peng</i>.,
+<i>K</i>. <i>L</i>6., 12390 <i>four</i>). It is a parchment manuscript of 628
+leaves. The writing is extremely confused, the letters instead of being in a
+straight line, stray in all directions and are mingled together in great
+disorder, or, more correctly speaking, in absolute confusion. They are so badly
+formed that for the most part it is impossible not merely to say what they are,
+but even to distinguish them from the splashes of ink with which they are
+plentifully interspersed. Those inestimable pages bear witness in this way to
+the troubles amid which they were written. To read them is difficult. On the
+other hand, the monk of Beargarden&rsquo;s style shows no trace of emotion. The
+tone of the &ldquo;Gesta Penguinorum&rdquo; never departs from simplicity. The
+narration is rapid and of a conciseness that sometimes approaches dryness. The
+reflections are rare and, as a rule, judicious.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0029" id="link2H_4_0029"></a>
+V. THE ARTS: THE PRIMITIVES OF PENGUIN PAINTING
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The Penguin critics vie with one another in affirming that Penguin art has
+from its origin been distinguished by a powerful and pleasing originality,
+and that we may look elsewhere in vain for the qualities of grace and
+reason that characterise its earliest works. But the Porpoises claim that
+their artists were undoubtedly the instructors and masters of the
+Penguins. It is difficult to form an opinion on the matter, because the
+Penguins, before they began to admire their primitive painters, destroyed
+all their works.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We cannot be too sorry for this loss. For my own part I feel it cruelly,
+for I venerate the Penguin antiquities and I adore the primitives. They
+are delightful. I do not say the are all alike, for that would be untrue,
+but they have common characters that are found in all schools&mdash;I mean
+formulas from which they never depart&mdash;and there is besides something
+finished in their work, for what they know they know well. Luckily we can
+form a notion of the Penguin primitives from the Italian, Flemish, and
+Dutch primitives, and from the French primitives, who are superior to all
+the rest; as M. Gruyer tells us they are more logical, logic being a
+peculiarly French quality. Even if this is denied it must at least be
+admitted that to France belongs the credit of having kept primitives when
+the other nations knew them no longer. The Exhibition of French Primitives
+at the Pavilion Marsan in 1904 contained several little panels
+contemporary with the later Valois kings and with Henry IV.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have made many journeys to see the pictures of the brothers Van Eyck, of
+Memling, of Roger van der Weyden, of the painter of the death of Mary, of
+Ambrogio Lorenzetti, and of the old Umbrian masters. It was, however,
+neither Bruges, nor Cologne, nor Sienna, nor Perugia, that completed my
+initiation; it was in the little town of Arezzo that I became a conscious
+adept in primitive painting. That was ten years ago or even longer. At
+that period of indigence and simplicity, the municipal museums, though
+usually kept shut, were always opened to foreigners. One evening an old
+woman with a candle showed me, for half a lira, the sordid museum of
+Arezzo, and in it I discovered a painting by Margaritone, a &ldquo;St. Francis,&rdquo;
+the pious sadness of which moved me to tears. I was deeply touched, and
+Margaritone, of Arezzo became from that day my dearest primitive.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I picture to myself the Penguin primitives in conformity with the works of
+that master. It will not therefore be thought superfluous if in this place
+I consider his works with some attention, if not in detail, at least under
+their more general and, if I dare say so, most representative aspect.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We possess five or six pictures signed with his hand. His masterpiece,
+preserved in the National Gallery of London, represents the Virgin seated
+on a throne and holding the infant Jesus in her arms. What strikes one
+first when one looks at this figure is the proportion. The body from the
+neck to the feet is only twice as long as the head, so that it appears
+extremely short and podgy. This work is not less remarkable for its
+painting than for its drawing. The great Margaritone had but a limited
+number of colours in his possession, and he used them in all their purity
+without ever modifying the tones. From this it follows that his colouring
+has more vivacity than harmony. The cheeks of the Virgin and those of the
+Child are of a bright vermilion which the old master, from a naïve
+preference for clear definitions, has placed on each face in two
+circumferences as exact as if they had been traced out by a pair of
+compasses.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A learned critic of the eighteenth century, the Abbé Lanzi, has treated
+Margaritone&rsquo;s works with profound disdain. &ldquo;They are,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;merely
+crude daubs. In those unfortunate times people could neither draw nor
+paint.&rdquo; Such was the common opinion of the connoisseurs of the days of
+powdered wigs. But the great Margaritone and his contemporaries were soon
+to be avenged for this cruel contempt. There was born in the nineteenth
+century, in the biblical villages and reformed cottages of pious England,
+a multitude of little Samuels and little St. Johns, with hair curling like
+lambs, who, about 1840, and 1850, became spectacled professors and founded
+the cult of the primitives.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That eminent theorist of Pre-Raphaelitism, Sir James Tuckett, does not
+shrink from placing the Madonna of the National Gallery on a level with
+the masterpieces of Christian art. &ldquo;By giving to the Virgin&rsquo;s head,&rdquo; says
+Sir James Tuckett, &ldquo;a third of the total height of the figure, the old
+master attracts the spectator&rsquo;s attention and keeps it directed towards
+the more sublime parts of the human figure, and in particular the eyes,
+which we ordinarily describe as the spiritual organs. In this picture,
+colouring and design conspire to produce an ideal and mystical impression.
+The vermilion of the cheeks does not recall the natural appearance of the
+skin; it rather seems as if the old master has applied the roses of
+Paradise to the faces of the Mother and the Child.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We see, in such a criticism as this, a shining reflection, so to speak, of
+the work which it exalts; yet MacSilly, the seraphic aesthete of
+Edinburgh, has expressed in a still more moving and penetrating fashion
+the impression produced upon his mind by the sight of this primitive
+painting. &ldquo;The Madonna of Margaritone,&rdquo; says the revered MacSilly,
+&ldquo;attains the transcendent end of art. It inspires its beholders with
+feelings of innocence and purity; it makes them like little children. And
+so true is this, that at the age of sixty-six, after having had the joy of
+contemplating it closely for three hours, I felt myself suddenly
+transformed into a little child. While my cab was taking me through
+Trafalgar Square I kept laughing and prattling and shaking my
+spectacle-case as if it were a rattle. And when the maid in my
+boarding-house had served my meal I kept pouring spoonfuls of soup into my
+ear with all the artlessness of childhood.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is by such results,&rdquo; adds MacSilly, &ldquo;that the excellence of a work of
+art is proved.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Margaritone, according to Vasari, died at the age of seventy-seven,
+&ldquo;regretting that he had lived to see a new form of art arising and the new
+artists crowned with fame.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These lines, which I translate literally, have inspired Sir James Tuckett
+with what are perhaps the finest pages in his work. They form part of his
+&ldquo;Breviary for Æsthetes&rdquo;; all the Pre-Raphaelites know them by heart. I
+place them here as the most precious ornament of this book. You will agree
+that nothing more sublime has been written since the days of the Hebrew
+prophets.
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+MARGARITONE&rsquo;S VISION
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Margaritone, full of years and labours, went one day to visit the studio
+of a young painter who had lately settled in the town. He noticed in the
+studio a freshly painted Madonna, which, although severe and rigid,
+nevertheless, by a certain exactness in the proportions and a devilish
+mingling of light and shade, assumed an appearance of relief and life. At
+this sight the artless and sublime worker of Arezzo perceived with horror
+what the future of painting would be. With his brow clasped in his hands
+he exclaimed:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What things of shame does not this figure show forth! I discern in it the
+end of that Christian art which paints the soul and inspires the beholder
+with an ardent desire for heaven. Future painters will not restrain
+themselves as does this one to portraying on the side of a wall or on a
+wooden panel the cursed matter of which our bodies are formed; they will
+celebrate and glorify it. They will clothe their figures with dangerous
+appearances of flesh, and these figures will seem like real persons. Their
+bodies will be seen; their forms will appear through their clothing. St.
+Magdalen will have a bosom. St. Martha a belly, St. Barbara hips, St.
+Agnes buttocks; St. Sebastian will unveil his youthful beauty, and St.
+George will display beneath his armour the muscular wealth of a robust
+virility; apostles, confessors, doctors, and God the Father himself will
+appear as ordinary beings like you and me; the angels will affect an
+equivocal, ambiguous, mysterious beauty which will trouble hearts. What
+desire for heaven will these representations impart? None; but from them
+you will learn to take pleasure in the forms of terrestrial life. Where
+will painters stop in their indiscreet inquiries? They will stop nowhere.
+They will go so far as to show men and women naked like the idols of the
+Romans. There will be a sacred art and a profane art, and the sacred art
+will not be less profane than the other.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Get ye behind me, demons,&rdquo; exclaimed the old master. For in
+prophetic vision he saw the righteous and the saints assuming the appearance of
+melancholy athletes. He saw Apollos playing the lute on a flowery hill, in the
+midst of the Muses wearing light tunics. He saw Venuses lying under shady
+myrtles and the Danae exposing their charming sides to the golden rain. He saw
+pictures of Jesus under the pillars of the temple amidst patricians, fair
+ladies, musicians, pages, negroes, dogs, and parrots. He saw in an inextricable
+confusion of human limbs, outspread wings, and flying draperies, crowds of
+tumultuous Nativities, opulent Holy Families, emphatic Crucifixions. He saw St.
+Catherines, St. Barbaras, St. Agneses humiliating patricians by the
+sumptuousness of their velvets, their brocades, and their pearls, and by the
+splendour of their breasts. He saw Auroras scattering roses, and a multitude of
+naked Dianas and Nymphs surprised on the banks of retired streams. And the
+great Margaritone died, strangled by so horrible a presentiment of the
+Renaissance and the Bolognese School.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0030" id="link2H_4_0030"></a>
+VI. MARBODIUS
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+We possess a precious monument of the Penguin literature of the fifteenth
+century. It is a narrative of a journey to hell undertaken by the monk
+Marbodius, of the order of St. Benedict, who professed a fervent
+admiration for the poet Virgil. This narrative, written in fairly good
+Latin, has been published by M. du Clos des Limes. It is here translated
+for the first time. I believe that I am doing a service to my
+fellow-countrymen in making them acquainted with these pages, though
+doubtless they are far from forming a unique example of this class of
+mediaeval Latin literature. Among the fictions that may be compared with
+them we may mention &ldquo;The Voyage of St. Brendan,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Vision of
+Albericus,&rdquo; and &ldquo;St. Patrick&rsquo;s Purgatory,&rdquo; imaginary descriptions, like
+Dante Alighieri&rsquo;s &ldquo;Divine Comedy,&rdquo; of the supposed abode of the dead. The
+narrative of Marbodius is one of the latest works dealing with this theme,
+but it is not the least singular.
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+THE DESCENT OF MARBODIUS INTO HELL
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the fourteen hundred and fifty-third year of the incarnation of the Son
+of God, a few days before the enemies of the Cross entered the city of
+Helena and the great Constantine, it was given to me, Brother Marbodius,
+an unworthy monk, to see and to hear what none had hitherto seen or heard.
+I have composed a faithful narrative of those things so that their memory
+may not perish with me, for man&rsquo;s time is short.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the first day of May in the aforesaid year, at the hour of vespers, I
+was seated in the Abbey of Corrigan on a stone in the cloisters and, as my
+custom was, I read the verses of the poet whom I love best of all, Virgil,
+who has sung of the labours: of the field, of shepherds, and of heroes.
+Evening was hanging its purple folds from the arches of the cloisters and
+in a voice of emotion I was murmuring the verses which describe how Dido,
+the Phœnician queen, wanders with her ever-bleeding wound beneath the
+myrtles of hell. At that moment Brother Hilary happened to pass by,
+followed by Brother Jacinth, the porter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Brought up in the barbarous ages before the resurrection of the Muses,
+Brother Hilary has not been initiated into the wisdom of the ancients;
+nevertheless, the poetry of the Mantuan has, like a subtle torch, shed
+some gleams of light into his understanding.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Brother Marbodius,&rdquo; he asked me, &ldquo;do those verses that you utter with
+swelling breast and sparkling eyes&mdash;do they belong to that great
+&lsquo;Æneid&rsquo; from which morning or evening your glances are never withheld?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I answered that I was reading in Virgil how the son of Anchises perceived Dido
+like a moon behind the foliage.<a href="#fn-4" name="fnref-4" id="fnref-4"><sup>[4]</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-4" id="fn-4"></a> <a href="#fnref-4">[4]</a>
+The text runs<br />
+<br />
+. . . qualem primo qui syrgere mense<br />
+Aut videt aut vidisse putat per nubila lunam.<br />
+Brother Marbodius, by a strange misunderstanding, substitutes an entirely
+different image for the one created by the poet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Brother Marbodius,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;I am certain that on all occasions
+Virgil gives expression to wise maxims and profound thoughts. But the
+songs that he modulates on his Syracusan flute hold such a lofty meaning
+and such exalted doctrine that I am continually puzzled by them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Take care, father,&rdquo; cried Brother Jacinth, in an agitated voice. &ldquo;Virgil
+was a magician who wrought marvels by the help of demons. It is thus he
+pierced through a mountain near Naples and fashioned a bronze horse that
+had power to heal all the diseases of horses. He was a necromancer, and
+there is still shown, in a certain town in Italy, the mirror in which he
+made the dead appear. And yet a woman deceived this great sorcerer. A
+Neapolitan courtesan invited him to hoist himself up to her window in the
+basket that was used to bring the provisions, and she left him all night
+suspended between two storeys.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Brother Hilary did not appear to hear these observations.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Virgil is a prophet,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;and a prophet who leaves
+far behind him the sibyls with their sacred verses as well as the daughter of
+King Priam, and that great diviner of future things, Plato of Athens. You will
+find in the fourth of his Syracusan cantos the birth of our Lord foretold in a
+lancune that seems of heaven rather than of earth.<a href="#fn-5" name="fnref-5" id="fnref-5"><sup>[5]</sup></a>
+In the time of my early studies, when I read for the first time
+J<small>AM</small> R<small>EDIT ET</small> V<small>IRGO</small>, I felt myself
+bathed in an infinite delight, but I immediately experienced intense grief at
+the thought that, for ever deprived of the presence of God, the author of this
+prophetic verse, the noblest that has come from human lips, was pining among
+the heathen in eternal darkness. This cruel thought did not leave me. It
+pursued me even in my studies, my prayers, my meditations, and my ascetic
+labours. Thinkin that Virgil was deprived of the sight of God and that possibly
+he might even be suffering the fate of the reprobate in hell, I could neither
+enjoy peace nor rest, and I went so far as to exclaim several times a day with
+my arms outstretched to heaven:
+</p>
+
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-5" id="fn-5"></a> <a href="#fnref-5">[5]</a>
+Three centuries before the epoch in which our Marbodius lived the words&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+Maro, vates gentilium<br />
+Da Christo testimonium.<br />
+<br />
+Were sung in the churches on Christmas Day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;&lsquo;Reveal to me, O Lord, the lot thou hast assigned to him who sang on
+earth as the angels sing in heaven!&rsquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;After some years my anguish ceased when I read in an old book that the
+great apostle St. Paul, who called the Gentiles into the Church of Christ, went
+to Naples and sanctified with his tears the tomb of the prince of poets.<a
+href="#fn-6" name="fnref-6" id="fnref-6"><sup>[6]</sup></a> This was some
+ground for believing that Virgil, like the Emperor Trajan, was admitted to
+Paradise because even in error he had a presentiment of the truth. We are not
+compelled to believe it, but I can easily persuade myself that it is
+true.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-6" id="fn-6"></a> <a href="#fnref-6">[6]</a>
+Ad maronis mausoleum<br />
+Ductus, fudit super eum<br />
+Piae rorem lacrymæ.<br />
+<br />
+Quem te, intuit, reddidissem,<br />
+Si te vivum invenissem<br />
+Poetarum maxime!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus spoken, old Hilary wished me the peace of a holy night and
+went away with Brother Jacinth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I resumed the delightful study of my poet. Book in hand, I meditated upon
+the way in which those whom Love destroys with its cruel malady wander
+through the secret paths in the depth of the myrtle forest, and, as I
+meditated, the quivering reflections of the stars came and mingled with
+those of the leafless eglantines in the waters of the cloister fountain.
+Suddenly the lights and the perfumes and the stillness of the sky were
+overwhelmed, a fierce Northwind charged with storm and darkness burst
+roaring upon me. It lifted me up and carried me like a wisp of straw over
+fields, cities, rivers, and mountains, and through the midst of
+thunder-clouds, during a long night composed of a whole series of nights
+and days. And when, after this prolonged and cruel rage, the hurricane was
+at last stilled, I found myself far from my native land at the bottom of a
+valley bordered by cypress trees. Then a woman of wild beauty, trailing
+long garments behind her, approached me. She placed her left hand on my
+shoulder, and, pointing her right arm to an oak with thick foliage:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Look!&rdquo; said she to me.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately I recognised the Sibyl who guards the sacred wood of Avernus,
+and I discerned the fair Proserpine&rsquo;s beautiful golden twig amongst the
+tufted boughs of the tree to which her finger pointed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O prophetic Virgin,&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;thou hast comprehended my desire and
+thou hast satisfied it in this way. Thou hast revealed to me the tree that
+bears the shining twig without which none can enter alive into the
+dwelling-place of the dead. And in truth, eagerly did I long to converse
+with the shade of Virgil.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having said this, I snatched the golden branch from its ancient trunk and
+I advanced without fear into the smoking gulf that leads to the miry banks
+of the Styx, upon which the shades are tossed about like dead leaves. At
+sight of the branch dedicated to Proserpine, Charon took me in his bark,
+which groaned beneath my weight, and I alighted on the shores of the dead,
+and was greeted by the mute baying of the threefold Cerberus. I pretended
+to throw the shade of a stone at him, and the vain monster fled into his
+cave. There, amidst the rushes, wandered the souls of those children whose
+eyes had but opened and shut to the kindly light of day, and there in a
+gloomy cavern Minos judges men. I penetrated into the myrtle wood in which
+the victims of love wander languishing, Phaedra, Procris, the sad
+Eriphyle, Evadne, Pasiphaë Laodamia, and Cenis, and the Phœnician Dido.
+Then I went through the dusty plains reserved for famous warriors. Beyond
+them open two ways. That to the left leads to Tartarus, the abode of the
+wicked. I took that to the right, which leads to Elysium and to the
+dwellings of Dis. Having hung the sacred branch at the goddess&rsquo;s door, I
+reached pleasant fields flooded with purple light. The shades of
+philosophers and poets hold grave converse there. The Graces and the Muses
+formed sprightly choirs upon the grass. Old Homer sang, accompanying
+himself upon his rustic lyre. His eyes were closed, but divine images
+shone upon his lips. I saw Solon, Democritus, and Pythagoras watching the
+games of the young men in the meadow, and, through the foliage of an
+ancient laurel, I perceived also Hesiod, Orpheus, the melancholy
+Euripides, and the masculine Sappho. I passed and recognised, as they sat
+on the bank of a fresh rivulet, the poet Horace, Varius, Gallus, and
+Lycoris. A little apart, leaning against the trunk of a dark holm-oak,
+Virgil was gazing pensively at the grove. Of lofty stature, though spare,
+he still preserved that swarthy complexion, that rustic air, that
+negligent bearing, and unpolished appearance which during his lifetime
+concealed his genius. I saluted him piously and remained for a long time
+without speech.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At last when my halting voice could proceed out of my throat:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O thou, so dear to the Ausonian Muses, thou honour of the Latin name,
+Virgil,&rdquo; cried I, &ldquo;it is through thee I have known what beauty is, it is
+through thee I have known what the tables of the gods and the beds of the
+goddesses are like. Suffer the praises of the humblest of thy adorers.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Arise, stranger,&rdquo; answered the divine poet. &ldquo;I perceive that thou art a
+living being among the shades, and that thy body treads down the grass in
+this eternal evening. Thou art not the first man who has descended before
+his death into these dwellings, although all intercourse between us and
+the living is difficult. But cease from praise; I do not like eulogies and
+the confused sounds of glory have always offended my ears. That is why I
+fled from Rome, where I was known to the idle and curious, and laboured in
+the solitude of my beloved Parthenope. And then I am not so convinced that
+the men of thy generation understand my verses that should be gratified by
+thy praises. Who art thou?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am called Marbodius of the Kingdom of Alca. I made my profession in the
+Abbey of Corrigan. I read thy poems by day and I read them by night. It is
+thee whom I have come to see in Hell; I was impatient to know what thy
+fate was. On earth the learned often dispute about it. Some hold it
+probable that, having lived under the power of demons, thou art now
+burning in inextinguishable flames; others, more cautious, pronounce no
+opinion, believing that all which is said concerning the dead is uncertain
+and full of lies; several, though not in truth the ablest, maintain that,
+because thou didst elevate the tone of the Sicilian Muses and foretell
+that a new progeny would descend from heaven, thou wert admitted, like the
+Emperor Trajan, to enjoy eternal blessedness in the Christian heaven.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Thou seest that such is not the case,&rdquo; answered the shade, smiling.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I meet thee in truth, O Virgil, among the heroes and sages in those
+Elysian Fields which thou thyself hast described. Thus, contrary to what
+several on earth believe, no one has come to seek thee on the part of Him
+who reigns on high?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After a rather long silence:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I will conceal nought from thee. He sent for me; one of his messengers,
+a simple man, came to say that I was expected, and that, although I had not
+been initiated into their mysteries, in consideration of my prophetic verses, a
+place had been reserved for me among those of the new sect. But I refused to
+accept that invitation; I had no desire to change my place. I did so not
+because I share the admiration of the Greeks for the Elysian fields, or because
+I taste here those joys which caused Proserpine to lose the remembrance of her
+mother. I never believed much myself in what I say about these things in the
+&lsquo;Æneid.&rsquo; I was instructed by philosophers and men of science and I
+had a correct foreboding of the truth. Life in hell is extremely attenuated; we
+feel neither pleasure nor pain; we are as if we were not. The dead have no
+existence here except such as the living lend them. Nevertheless I prefer to
+remain here.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;But what reason didst thou give, O Virgil, for so strange a refusal?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I gave excellent ones. I said to the messenger of the god that I did not
+deserve the honour he brought me, and that a meaning had been given to my
+verses which they did not bear. In truth I have not in my fourth Eclogue
+betrayed the faith of my ancestors. Some ignorant Jews alone have
+interpreted in favour of a barbarian god a verse which celebrates the
+return of the golden age predicted by the Sibylline oracles. I excused
+myself then on the ground that I could not occupy a place which was
+destined for me in error and to which I recognised that I had no right.
+Then I alleged my disposition and my tastes, which do not accord with the
+customs of the new heavens.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;&lsquo;I am not unsociable,&rsquo; said I to this man. &lsquo;I have
+shown in life a complaisant and easy disposition, although the extreme
+simplicity of my habits caused me to be suspected of avarice. I kept nothing
+for myself alone. My library was open to all and I have conformed my conduct to
+that fine saying of Euripides, &ldquo;all ought to be common among
+friends.&rdquo; Those praises that seemed obtrusive when I myself received them
+became agreeable to me when addressed to Varius or to Macer. But at bottom I am
+rustic and uncultivated. I take pleasure in the society of animals; I was so
+zealous in observing them and took so much care of them that I was regarded,
+not altogether wrongly, as a good veterinary surgeon. I am told that the people
+of thy sect claim an immortal soul for themselves, but refuse one to the
+animals. That is a piece of nonsense that makes me doubt their judgment.
+Perhaps I love the flocks and the shepherds a little too much. That would not
+seem right amongst you. There is a maxim to which I endeavour to conform my
+actions, &ldquo;Nothing too much.&rdquo; More even than my feeble health my
+philosophy teaches me to use things with measure. I am sober; a lettuce and
+some olives with a drop of Falernian wine form all my meals. I have, indeed, to
+some extent gone with strange women, but I have not delayed over long in
+taverns to watch the young Syrians dance to the sound of the <i>crotalum</i>.<a
+href="#fn-7" name="fnref-7" id="fnref-7"><sup>[7]</sup></a> But if I have
+restrained my desires it was for my own satisfaction and for the sake of good
+discipline. To fear pleasure and to fly from joy appears to me the worst insult
+that one can offer to nature. I am assured that during their lives certain of
+the elect of thy god abstained from food and avoided women through love of
+asceticism, and voluntarily exposed themselves to useless sufferings. I should
+be afraid of meeting those, criminals whose frenzy horrifies me. A poet must
+not be asked to attach himself too strictly to any scientific or moral
+doctrine. Moreover, I am a Roman, and the Romans, unlike the Greeks, are unable
+to pursue profound speculations in a subtle manner. If they adopt a philosophy
+it is above all in order to derive some practical advantages from it. Siro, who
+enjoyed great renown among us, taught me the system of Epicurus and thus freed
+me from vain terrors and turned me aside from the cruelties to which religion
+persuades ignorant men. I have embraced the views of Pythagoras concerning the
+souls of men and animals, both of which are of divine essence; this invites us
+to look upon ourselves without pride and without shame. I have learnt from the
+Alexandrines how the earth, at first soft and without form, hardened in
+proportion as Nereus withdrew himself from it to dig his humid dwellings; I
+have learned how things were formed insensibly; in what manner the rains,
+falling from the burdened clouds, nourished the silent forests, and by what
+progress a few animals at last began to wander over the nameless mountains. I
+could not accustom myself to your cosmogony either, for it seems to me fitter
+for a camel-driver on the Syrian sands than for a disciple of Aristarchus of
+Samos. And what would become of me in the abode of your beatitude if I did not
+find there my friends, my ancestors, my masters, and my gods, and if it is not
+given to me to see Rhea&rsquo;s noble son, or Venus, mother of Æneas, with her
+winning smile, or Pan, or the young Dryads, or the Sylvans, or old Silenus,
+with his face stained by Ægle&rsquo;s purple mulberries.&rsquo; These are the
+reasons which I begged that simple man to plead before the successor of
+Jupiter.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-7" id="fn-7"></a> <a href="#fnref-7">[7]</a>
+This phrase seems to indicate that, if one is to believe Macrobius, the
+&ldquo;Copa&rdquo; is by Virgil.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;And since then, O great shade, thou hast received no other messages?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have received none.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;To console themselves for thy absence, O Virgil, they have three poets,
+Commodianus, Prudentius, and Fortunatus, who were all three born in those
+dark plays when neither prosody nor grammar were known. But tell me, O
+Mantuan, hast thou never received other intelligence of the God whose
+company thou didst so deliberately refuse?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Never that I remember.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Hast thou not told me that I am not the first who descended alive into
+these abodes and presented himself before thee?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Thou dost remind me of it. A century and a half ago, or so it seems to me
+(it is difficult to reckon days and years amid the shades), my profound
+peace was intruded upon by a strange visitor. As I was wandering beneath
+the gloomy foliage that borders the Styx, I saw rising before me a human
+form more opaque and darker than that of the inhabitants of these shores.
+I recognised a living person. He was of high stature, thin, with an
+aquiline nose, sharp chin, and hollow cheeks. His dark eyes shot forth
+fire; a red hood girt with a crown of laurels bound his lean brows. His
+bones pierced through the tight brown cloak that descended to his heels.
+He saluted me with deference, tempered by a sort of fierce pride, and
+addressed me in a speech more obscure and incorrect than that of those
+Gauls with whom the divine Julius filled both his legions and the Curia.
+At last I understood that he had been born near Fiesole, in an ancient
+Etruscan colony that Sulla had founded on the banks of the Arno, and which
+had prospered; that he had obtained municipal honours, but that he had
+thrown himself vehemently into the sanguinary quarrels which arose between
+the senate, the knights, and the people, that he had been defeated and
+banished, and now he wandered in exile throughout the world. He described
+Italy to me as distracted by more wars and discords than in the time of my
+youth, and as sighing anew for a second Augustus. I pitied his misfortune,
+remembering what I myself had formerly endured.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;An audacious spirit unceasingly disquieted him, and his mind harboured
+great thoughts, but alas! his rudeness and ignorance displayed the triumph
+of barbarism. He knew neither poetry, nor science, nor even the tongue of
+the Greeks, and he was ignorant, too, of the ancient traditions concerning
+the origin of the world and the nature of the gods. He bravely repeated
+fables which in my time would have brought smiles to the little children
+who were not yet old enough to pay for admission at the baths. The vulgar
+easily believe in monsters. The Etruscans especially peopled hell with
+demons, hideous as a sick man&rsquo;s dreams. That they have not abandoned their
+childish imaginings after so many centuries is explained by the
+continuation and progress of ignorance and misery, but that one of their
+magistrates whose mind is raised above the common level should share these
+popular illusions and should be frightened by the hideous demons that the
+inhabitants of that country painted on the walls of their tombs in the
+time of Porsena&mdash;that is something which might sadden even a sage. My
+Etruscan visitor repeated verses to me which he had composed in a new
+dialect, called by him the vulgar tongue, the sense of which I could not
+understand. My ears were more surprised than charmed as I heard him repeat
+the same sound three or four times at regular intervals in his efforts to
+mark the rhythm. That artifice did not seem ingenious to me; but it is not
+for the dead to judge of novelties.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;But I do not reproach this colonist of Sulla, born in an unhappy time,
+for making inharmonious verses or for being, if it be possible, as bad a
+poet as Bavius or Maevius. I have grievances against him which touch me
+more closely. The thing is monstrous and scarcely credible, but when this
+man returned to earth he disseminated the most odious lies about me. He
+affirmed in several passages of his barbarous poems that I had served him
+as a guide in the modern Tartarus, a place I know nothing of. He
+insolently proclaimed that I had spoken of the gods of Rome as false and
+lying gods, and that I held as the true God the present successor of
+Jupiter. Friend, when thou art restored to the kindly light of day and
+beholdest again thy native land, contradict those abominable falsehoods.
+Say to thy people that the singer of the pious Æneas has never worshipped
+the god of the Jews. I am assured that his power is declining and that his
+approaching fall is manifested by undoubted indications. This news would
+give me some pleasure if one could rejoice in these abodes where we feel
+neither fears nor desires.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He spoke, and with a gesture of farewell he went away. I beheld his. shade
+gliding over the asphodels without bending their stalks. I saw that it
+became fainter and vaguer as it receded farther from me, and it vanished
+before it reached the wood of evergreen laurels. Then I understood the
+meaning of the words, &ldquo;The dead have no life, but that which the living
+lend them,&rdquo; and I walked slowly through the pale meadow to the gate of
+horn.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I affirm that all in this writing is true.<a href="#fn-8" name="fnref-8" id="fnref-8"><sup>[8]</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-8" id="fn-8"></a> <a href="#fnref-8">[8]</a>
+There is in Marbodius&rsquo;s narrative a passage very worthy of notice, viz.,
+that in which the monk of Corrigan describes Dante Alighieri such as we picture
+him to ourselves to-day. The miniatures in a very old manuscript of the
+&ldquo;Divine Comedy,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Codex Venetianus,&rdquo; represent the
+poet as a little fat man clad in a short tunic, the skirts of which fall above
+his knees. As for Virgil, he still wears the philosophical beard, in the
+wood-engravings of the sixteenth century.<br />
+    One would not have thought either that Marbodius, or even Virgil, could
+have known the Etruscan tombs of Chiusi and Corneto, where, in fact, there are
+horrible and burlesque devils closely resembling those of Orcagna.
+Nevertheless, the authenticity of the &ldquo;Descent of Marbodius into
+Hell&rdquo; is indisputable. M. du Clos des Lunes has firmly established it. To
+doubt it would be to doubt palaeography itself.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0031" id="link2H_4_0031"></a>
+VII. SIGNS IN THE MOON
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+At that time, whilst Penguinia was still plunged in ignorance and
+barbarism, Giles Bird-catcher, a Franciscan monk, known by his writings
+under the name Ægidius Aucupis, devoted himself with indefatigable zeal
+to the study of letters and the sciences. He gave his nights to
+mathematics and music, which he called the two adorable sisters, the
+harmonious daughters of Number and Imagination. He was versed in medicine
+and astrology. He was suspected of practising magic, and it seemed true
+that he wrought metamorphoses and discovered hidden things.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The monks of his convent, finding in his cell Greek books which they could
+not read, imagined them to be conjuring-books, and denounced their too
+learned brother as a wizard. Ægidius Aucupis fled, and reached the island
+of Ireland, where he lived for thirty studious years. He went from
+monastery to monastery, searching for and copying the Greek and Latin
+manuscripts which they contained. He also studied physics and alchemy. He
+acquired a universal knowledge and discovered notable secrets concerning
+animals, plants, and stones. He was found one day in the company of a very
+beautiful woman who sang to her own accompaniment on the lute, and who was
+afterwards discovered to be a machine which he had himself constructed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He often crossed the Irish Sea to go into the land of Wales and to visit
+the libraries of the monasteries there. During one of these crossings, as
+he remained during the night on the bridge of the ship, he saw beneath the
+waters two sturgeons swimming side by side. He had very good hearing and
+he knew the language of fishes. Now he heard one of the sturgeons say to
+the other:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The man in the moon, whom we have often seen carrying fagots on his
+shoulders, has fallen into the sea.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the other sturgeon said in its turn:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;And in the silver disc there will be seen the image of two lovers kissing
+each other on the mouth.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some years later, having returned to his native country, Ægidius Aucupis
+found that ancient learning had been restored. Manners had softened. Men
+no longer pursued the nymphs of the fountains, of the woods, and of the
+mountains with their insults. They placed images of the Muses and of the
+modest Graces in their gardens, and they rendered her former honours to
+the Goddess with ambrosial lips, the joy of men and gods. They were
+becoming reconciled to nature. They trampled vain terrors beneath their
+feet and raised their eyes to heaven without fearing, as they formerly
+did, to read signs of anger and threats of damnation in the skies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this spectacle Ægidius Aucupis remembered what the two sturgeons of
+the sea of Erin had foretold.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0032" id="link2H_4_0032"></a>
+BOOK IV. MODERN TIMES: TRINCO
+</h2>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0033" id="link2H_4_0033"></a>
+I. MOTHER ROUQUIN
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Ægidius Aucupis, the Erasmus of the Penguins, was not mistaken; his age
+was an age of free inquiry. But that great man mistook the elegances of
+the humanists for softness of manners, and he did not foresee the effects
+that the awaking of intelligence would have amongst the Penguins. It
+brought about the religious Reformation; Catholics massacred Protestants
+and Protestants massacred Catholics. Such were the first results of
+liberty of thought. The Catholics prevailed in Penguinia. But the spirit
+of inquiry had penetrated among them without their knowing it. They joined
+reason to faith, and claimed that religion had been divested of the
+superstitious practices that dishonoured it, just as in later days the
+booths that the cobblers, hucksters, and dealers in old clothes had built
+against the walls of the cathedrals were cleared away. The word, legend,
+which at first indicated what the faithful ought to read, soon suggested
+the idea of pious fables and childish tales.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The saints had to suffer from this state of mind. An obscure canon called
+Princeteau, a very austere and crabbed man, designated so great a number
+of them as not worthy of having their days observed, that he was surnamed
+the exposer of the saints. He did not think, for instance, that if St.
+Margaret&rsquo;s prayer were applied as a poultice to a woman in travail that
+the pains of childbirth would be softened.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Even the venerable patron saint of Penguinia did not escape his rigid
+criticism. This is what he says of her in his &ldquo;Antiquities of Alca&rdquo;:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Nothing is more uncertain than the history, or even the existence, of St.
+Orberosia. An ancient anonymous annalist, a monk of Dombes, relates that a
+woman called Orberosia was possessed by the devil in a cavern where, even
+down to his own days, the little boys and girls of the village used to
+play at a sort of game representing the devil and the fair Orberosia. He
+adds that this woman became the concubine of a horrible dragon, who
+ravaged the country. Such a statement is hardly credible, but the history
+of Orberosia, as it has since been related, seems hardly more worthy of
+belief. The life of that saint by the Abbot Simplicissimus is three
+hundred years later than the pretended events which it relates and that
+author shows himself excessively credulous and devoid of all critical
+faculty.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Suspicion attacked even the supernatural origin of the Penguins. The
+historian Ovidius Capito went so far as to deny the miracle of their
+transformation. He thus begins his &ldquo;Annals of Penguinia&rdquo;:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;A dense obscurity envelopes this history, and it would be no exaggeration
+to say that it is a tissue of puerile fables and popular tales. The
+Penguins claim that they are descended from birds who were baptized by St.
+Maël and whom God changed into men at the intercession of that glorious
+apostle. They hold that, situated at first in the frozen ocean, their
+island, floating like Delos, was brought to anchor in these
+heaven-favoured seas, of which it is to-day the queen. I conclude that
+this myth is a reminiscence of the ancient migrations of the Penguins.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the following century, which was that of the philosophers, scepticism
+became still more acute. No further evidence of it is needed than the
+following celebrated passage from the &ldquo;Moral Essay&rdquo;:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Arriving we know not from whence (for indeed their origins are not very
+clear), and successively invaded and conquered by four or five peoples
+from the north, south, east, and west, miscegenated, interbred,
+amalgamated, and commingled, the Penguins boast of the purity of their
+race, and with justice, for they have become a pure race. This mixture of
+all mankind, red, black, yellow, and white, round-headed and long-headed,
+as formed in the course of ages a fairly homogeneous human family, and one
+which is recognisable by certain features due to a community of life and
+customs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;This idea that they belong to the best race in the world, and that they
+are its finest family, inspires them with noble pride, indomitable
+courage, and a hatred for the human race.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The life of a people is but a succession of miseries, crimes, and
+follies. This is true of the Penguin nation, as of all other nations. Save
+for this exception its history is admirable from beginning to end.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The two classic ages of the Penguins are too well-known for me to lay
+stress upon them. But what has not been sufficiently noticed is the way in
+which the rationalist theologians such as Canon Princeteau called into
+existence the unbelievers of the succeeding age. The former employed their
+reason to destroy what did not seem to them, essential to their religion;
+they only left untouched the most rigid article of faith. Their
+intellectual successors, being taught by them how to make use of science
+and reason, employed them against whatever beliefs remained. Thus rational
+theology engendered natural philosophy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That is why (if I may turn from the Penguins of former days to the
+Sovereign Pontiff, who, to-day governs the universal Church) we cannot
+admire too greatly the wisdom of Pope Pius X. in condemning the study of
+exegesis as contrary to revealed truth, fatal to sound theological
+doctrine, and deadly to the faith. Those clerics who maintain the rights
+of science in opposition to him are pernicious doctors and pestilent
+teachers, and the faithful who approve of them are lacking in either
+mental or moral ballast.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the end of the age of philosophers, the ancient kingdom of Penguinia
+was utterly destroyed, the king put to death, the privileges of the nobles
+abolished, and a Republic proclaimed in the midst of public misfortunes
+and while a terrible war was raging. The assembly which then governed
+Penguinia ordered all the metal articles contained in the churches to be
+melted down. The patriots even desecrated the tombs of the kings. It is
+said that when the tomb of Draco the Great was opened, that king presented
+an appearance as black as ebony and so majestic that those who profaned
+his corpse fled in terror. According to other accounts, these churlish men
+insulted him by putting a pipe in his mouth and derisively offering him a
+glass of wine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the seventeenth day of the month of Mayflowers, the shrine of St.
+Orberosia, which had for five hundred years been exposed to the veneration
+of the faithful in the Church of St. Maël, was transported into the
+town-hall and submitted to the examination of a jury of experts appointed
+by the municipality. It was made of gilded copper in shape like the nave
+of a church, entirely covered with enamels and decorated with precious
+stones, which latter were perceived to be false. The chapter in its
+foresight had removed the rubies, sapphires, emeralds, and great balls of
+rock-crystal, and had substituted pieces of glass in their place. It
+contained only a little dust and a piece of old linen, which were thrown
+into a great fire that had been lighted on the Place de Grève to burn the
+relics of the saints. The people danced around it singing patriotic songs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From the threshold of their booth, which leant against the town-hall, a
+man called Rouquin and his wife were watching this group of madmen.
+Rouquin clipped dogs and gelded cats; he also frequented the inns. His
+wife was a ragpicker and a bawd, but she had plenty of shrewdness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You see, Rouquin,&rdquo; said she to her man, &ldquo;they are committing a sacrilege.
+They will repent of it.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You know nothing about it, wife,&rdquo; answered Rouquin; &ldquo;they, have become
+philosophers, and when one is once a philosopher he is a philosopher for
+ever.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I tell you, Rouquin, that sooner or later they will regret what they are
+doing to-day. They ill-treat the saints because they have not helped them
+enough, but for all that the quails won&rsquo;t fall ready cooked into their
+mouths. They will soon find themselves as badly off as before, and when
+they have put out their tongues for enough they will become pious again.
+Sooner than people think the day will come when Penguinia will again begin
+to honour her blessed patron. Rouquin, it would be a good thing, in
+readiness for that day, if we kept a handful of ashes and some rags and
+bones in an old pot in our lodgings. We will say that they are the relics
+of St. Orberosia and that we have saved them from the flames at the peril
+of our lives. I am greatly mistaken if we don&rsquo;t get honour and profit out
+of them. That good action might be worth a place from the Curé to sell
+tapers and hire chairs in the chapel of St. Orberosia.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On that same day Mother Rouquin took home with her a little ashes and some
+bones, and put them in an old jam-pot in her cupboard.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0034" id="link2H_4_0034"></a>
+II. TRINCO
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The sovereign Nation had taken possession of the lands of the nobility and
+clergy to sell them at a low price to the middle classes and the peasants.
+The middle classes and the peasants thought that the revolution was a good
+thing for acquiring lands and a bad one for retaining them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The legislators of the Republic made terrible laws for the defence of
+property, and decreed death to anyone who should propose a division of
+wealth. But that did not avail the Republic. The peasants who had become
+proprietors bethought themselves that though it had made them rich, the
+Republic had nevertheless caused a disturbance to wealth, and they desired
+a system more respectful of private property and more capable of assuring
+the permanence of the new institutions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They had not long to wait. The Republic, like Agrippina, bore her
+destroyer in her bosom.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having great wars to carry on, it created military forces, and these were
+destined both to save it and to destroy it. Its legislators thought they
+could restrain their generals by the fear of punishment, but if they
+sometimes cut off the heads of unlucky soldiers they could not do the same
+to the fortunate soldiers who obtained over it the advantages of having
+saved its existence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the enthusiasm of victory the renovated Penguins delivered themselves
+up to a dragon, more terrible than that of their fables, who, like a stork
+amongst frogs, devoured them for fourteen years with his insatiable beak.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Half a century after the reign of the new dragon a young Maharajah of
+Malay, called Djambi, desirous, like the Scythian Anacharsis, of
+instructing himself by travel, visited Penguinia and wrote an interesting
+account of his travels. I transcribe the first page of his account:
+</p>
+
+<h3>ACCOUNT OF THE TRAVELS OF YOUNG DJAMBI IN PENGUINIA</h3>
+
+<p>
+After a voyage of ninety days I landed at the vast and deserted port of
+the Penguins and travelled over untilled fields to their ruined capital.
+Surrounded by ramparts and full of barracks and arsenals it had a martial
+though desolate appearance. Feeble and crippled men wandered proudly
+through the streets, wearing old uniforms and carrying rusty weapons.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What do you want?&rdquo; I was rudely asked at the gate of the city by a
+soldier whose moustaches pointed to the skies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;I come as an inquirer to visit this island.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is not an island,&rdquo; replied the soldier.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What!&rdquo; I exclaimed, &ldquo;Penguin Island is not an island?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;No, sir, it is an insula. It was formerly called an island, but for a
+century it has been decreed that it shall bear the name of insula. It is
+the only insula in the whole universe. Have you a passport?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Here it is.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Go and get it signed at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A lame guide who conducted me came to a pause in a vast square.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The insula,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;has given birth, as you know, to Trinco, the
+greatest genius of the universe, whose statue you see before you. That
+obelisk standing to your right commemorates Trinco&rsquo;s birth; the column
+that rises to your left has Trinco crowned with a diadem upon its summit.
+You see here the triumphal arch dedicated to the glory of Trinco and his
+family.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What extraordinary feat has Trinco performed?&rdquo; I asked.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;War.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is nothing extraordinary. We Malayans make war constantly.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That may be, but Trinco is the greatest warrior of all countries and all
+times. There never existed a greater conqueror than he. As you anchored in
+our port you saw to the east a volcanic island called Ampelophoria, shaped
+like a cone, and of small size, but renowned for its wines. And to the
+west a larger island which raises to the sky a long range of sharp teeth;
+for this reason it is called the Dog&rsquo;s Jaws. It is rich in copper mines.
+We possessed both before Trinco&rsquo;s reign and they were the boundaries of
+our empire. Trinco extended the Penguin dominion over the Archipelago of
+the Turquoises and the Green Continent, subdued the gloomy Porpoises, and
+planted his flag amid the icebergs of the Pole and on the burning sands of
+the African deserts. He raised troops in all the countries he conquered,
+and when his armies marched past in the wake of our own light infantry,
+our island grenadiers, our hussars, our dragoons, our artillery, and our
+engineers there were to be seen yellow soldiers looking in their blue
+armour like crayfish standing on their tails; red men with parrots&rsquo;
+plumes, tattooed with solar and Phallic emblems, and with quivers of
+poisoned arrows resounding on their backs; naked blacks armed only with
+their teeth and nails; pygmies riding on cranes; gorillas carrying trunks
+of trees and led by an old ape who wore upon his hairy breast the cross of
+the Legion of Honour. And all those troops, led to Trinco&rsquo;s banner by the
+most ardent patriotism, flew on from victory to victory, and in thirty
+years of war Trinco conquered half the known world.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What!&rdquo; cried I, &ldquo;you possess half of the world.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Trinco conquered it for us, and Trinco lost it to us. As great in his
+defeats as in his victories he surrendered all that he had conquered. He
+even allowed those two islands we possessed before his time, Ampelophoria
+and the Dog&rsquo;s Jaws, to be taken from us. He left Penguinia impoverished
+and depopulated. The flower of the insula perished in his wars. At the
+time of his fall there were left in our country none but the hunchbacks
+and cripples from whom we are descended. But he gave us glory.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He made you pay dearly for it!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Glory never costs too much,&rdquo; replied my guide.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0035" id="link2H_4_0035"></a>
+III. THE JOURNEY OF DOCTOR OBNUBILE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+After a succession of amazing vicissitudes, the memory of which is in
+great part lost by the wrongs of time and the bad style of historians, the
+Penguins established the government of the Penguins by themselves. They
+elected a diet or assembly, and invested it with the privilege of naming
+the Head of the State. The latter, chosen from among the simple Penguins,
+wore no formidable monster&rsquo;s crest upon his head and exercised no absolute
+authority over the people. He was himself subject to the laws of the
+nation. He was not given the title of king, and no ordinal number followed
+his name. He bore such names as Paturle, Janvion, Traffaldin, Coquenhot,
+and Bredouille. These magistrates did not make war. They were not suited
+for that.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The new state received the name of Public Thing or Republic. Its partisans
+were called republicanists or republicans. They were also named
+Thingmongers and sometimes Scamps, but this latter name was taken in ill
+part.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Penguin democracy did not itself govern. It obeyed a financial
+oligarchy which formed opinion by means of the newspapers, and held in its
+hands the representatives, the ministers, and the president. It controlled
+the finances of the republic, and directed the foreign affairs of the
+country as if it were possessed of sovereign power.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Empires and kingdoms in those days kept up enormous fleets. Penguinia,
+compelled to do as they did, sank under the pressure of her armaments.
+Everybody deplored or pretended to deplore so grievous a necessity.
+However, the rich, and those engaged in business or affairs, submitted to
+it with a good heart through a spirit of patriotism, and because they
+counted on the soldiers and sailors to defend their goods at home and to
+acquire markets and territories abroad. The great manufacturers encouraged
+the making of cannons and ships through a zeal for the national defence
+and in order to obtain orders. Among the citizens of middle rank and of
+the liberal professions some resigned themselves to this state of affairs
+without complaining, believing that it would last for ever; others waited
+impatiently for its end and thought they might be able to lead the powers
+to a simultaneous disarmament.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The illustrious Professor Obnubile belonged to this latter class.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;War,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;is a barbarity to which the progress of civilization will
+put an end. The great democracies are pacific and will soon impose their
+will upon the aristocrats.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Professor Obnubile, who had for sixty years led a solitary and retired
+life in his laboratory, whither external noises did not penetrate,
+resolved to observe the spirit of the peoples for himself. He began his
+studies with the greatest of all democracies and set sail for New
+Atlantis.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After a voyage of fifteen days his steamer entered, during the night, the
+harbour of Titanport, where thousands of ships were anchored. An iron
+bridge thrown across the water and shining with lights, stretched between
+two piers so far apart that Professor Obnubile imagined he was sailing on
+the seas of Saturn and that he saw the marvellous ring which girds the
+planet of the Old Man. And this immense conduit bore upon it more than a
+quarter of the wealth of the world. The learned Penguin, having
+disembarked, was waited on by automatons in a hotel forty-eight stories
+high. Then he took the great railway that led to Gigantopolis, the capital
+of New Atlantis. In the train there were restaurants, gaming-rooms,
+athletic arenas, telegraphic, commercial, and financial offices, a
+Protestant Church, and the printing-office of a great newspaper, which
+latter the doctor was unable to read, as he did not know the language of
+the New Atlantans. The train passed along the banks of great rivers,
+through manufacturing cities which concealed the sky with the smoke from
+their chimneys, towns black in the day, towns red at night, full of noise
+by day and full of noise also by night.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Here,&rdquo; thought the doctor, &ldquo;is a people far too much engaged in industry
+and trade to make war. I am already certain that the New Atlantans pursue
+a policy of peace. For it is an axiom admitted by all economists that
+peace without and peace within are necessary for the progress of commerce
+and industry.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As he surveyed Gigantopolis, he was confirmed in this opinion. People went
+through the streets so swiftly propelled by hurry that they knocked down
+all who were in their way. Obnubile was thrown down several times, but
+soon succeeded in learning how to demean himself better; after an hour&rsquo;s
+walking he himself knocked down an Atlantan.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having reached a great square he saw the portico of a palace in the
+Classic style, whose Corinthian columns reared their capitals of
+arborescent acanthus seventy metres above the stylobate.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As he stood with his head thrown back admiring the building, a man of
+modest appearance approached him and said in Penguin:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I see by your dress that you are from Penguinia. I know your language; I
+am a sworn interpreter. This is the Parliament palace. At the present
+moment the representatives of the States are in deliberation. Would you
+like to be present at the sitting?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The doctor was brought into the hall and cast his looks upon the crowd of
+legislators who were sitting on cane chairs with their feet upon their
+desks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The president arose and, in the midst of general inattention, muttered
+rather than spoke the following formulas which the interpreter immediately
+translated to the doctor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The war for the opening of the Mongol markets being ended to the
+satisfaction of the States, I propose that the accounts be laid before the
+finance committee . . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is there any opposition? . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The proposal is carried.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The war for the opening of the markets of Third-Zealand being ended to
+the satisfaction of the States, I propose that the accounts be laid before
+the finance committee. . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is there any opposition? . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The proposal is carried.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Have I heard aright?&rdquo; asked Professor Obnubile. &ldquo;What? you an industrial
+people and engaged in all these wars!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; answered the interpreter, &ldquo;these are industrial wars. Peoples
+who have neither commerce nor industry are not obliged to make war, but a
+business people is forced to adopt a policy of conquest. The number of
+wars necessarily increases with our productive activity. As soon as one of
+our industries fails to find a market for its products a war is necessary
+to open new outlets. It is in this way we have had a coal war, a copper
+war, and a cotton war. In Third-Zealand we have killed two-thirds of the
+inhabitants in order to compel the remainder to buy our umbrellas and
+braces.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At that moment a fat man who was sitting in the middle of the assembly
+ascended the tribune.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I claim,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;a war against the Emerald Republic, which insolently
+contends with our pigs for the hegemony of hams and sauces in all the
+markets of the universe.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Who is that legislator?&rdquo; asked Doctor Obnubile.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is a pig merchant.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is there any opposition?&rdquo; said the President. &ldquo;I put the proposition to
+the vote.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The war against the Emerald Republic was voted with uplifted hands by a
+very large majority.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What?&rdquo; said Obnubile to the interpreter; &ldquo;you have voted a war with that
+rapidity and that indifference!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Oh! it is an unimportant war which will hardly cost eight million
+dollars.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;And men . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The men are included in the eight million dollars.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then Doctor Obnubile bent his head in bitter reflection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Since wealth and civilization admit of as many causes of wars as poverty
+and barbarism, since the folly and wickedness of men are incurable, there
+remains but one good action to be done. The wise man will collect enough
+dynamite to blow up this planet. When its fragments fly through space an
+imperceptible amelioration will be accomplished in the universe and a
+satisfaction will be given to the universal conscience. Moreover, this
+universal conscience does not exist.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0036" id="link2H_4_0036"></a>
+BOOK V. MODERN TIMES: CHATILLON
+</h2>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0037" id="link2H_4_0037"></a>
+I. THE REVEREND FATHERS AGARIC AND CORNEMUSE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Every system of government produces people who are dissatisfied. The
+Republic or Public Thing produced them at first from among the nobles who
+had been despoiled of their ancient privileges. These looked with regret
+and hope to Prince Crucho, the last of the Draconides, a prince adorned
+both with the grace of youth and the melancholy of exile. It also produced
+them from among the smaller traders, who, owing to profound economic
+causes, no longer gained a livelihood. They believed that this was the
+fault of the republic which they had at first adored and from which each
+day they were now becoming more detached. The financiers, both Christians
+and Jews, became by their insolence and their cupidity the scourge of the
+country, which they plundered and degraded, as well as the scandal of a
+government which they never troubled either to destroy or preserve, so
+confident were they that they could operate without hindrance under all
+governments. Nevertheless, their sympathies inclined to absolute power as
+the best protection against the socialists, their puny but ardent
+adversaries. And just as they imitated the habits of the aristocrats, so
+they imitated their political and religious sentiments. Their women, in
+particular, loved the Prince and had dreams of appearing one day at his
+Court.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, the Republic retained some partisans and defenders. If it was not
+in a position to believe in the fidelity of its own officials it could at
+least still count on the devotion of the manual labourers, although it had
+never relieved their misery. These came forth in crowds from their
+quarries and their factories to defend it, and marched in long
+processions, gloomy, emaciated, and sinister. They would have died for it
+because it had given them hope.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, under the Presidency of Theodore Formose, there lived in a peaceable
+suburb of Alca a monk called Agaric, who kept a school and assisted in
+arranging marriages. In his school he taught fencing and riding to the
+sons of old families, illustrious by their birth, but now as destitute of
+wealth as of privilege. And as soon as they were old enough he married
+them to the daughters of the opulent and despised caste of financiers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Tall, thin, and dark, Agaric used to walk in deep thought, with his
+breviary in his hand and his brow loaded with care, through the corridors
+of the school and the alleys of the garden. His care was not limited to
+inculcating in his pupils abstruse doctrines and mechanical precepts and
+to endowing them afterwards with legitimate and rich wives. He entertained
+political designs and pursued the realisation of a gigantic plan. His
+thought of thoughts and labour of labours was to overthrow the Republic.
+He was not moved to this by any personal interest. He believed that a
+democratic state was opposed to the holy society to which body and soul he
+belonged. And all the other monks, his brethren, thought the same. The
+Republic was perpetually at strife with the congregation of monks and the
+assembly of the faithful. True, to plot the death of the new government
+was a difficult and perilous enterprise. Still, Agaric was in a position
+to carry on a formidable conspiracy. At that epoch, when the clergy guided
+the superior classes of the Penguins, this monk exercised a tremendous
+influence over the aristocracy of Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All the young men whom he had brought up waited only for a favourable
+moment to march against the popular power. The sons of the ancient
+families did not practise the arts or engage in business. They were almost
+all soldiers and served the Republic. They served it, but they did not
+love it; they regretted the dragon&rsquo;s crest. And the fair Jewesses shared
+in these regrets in order that they might be taken for Christians.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One July as he was walking in a suburban street which ended in some dusty
+fields, Agaric heard groans coming from a moss-grown well that had been
+abandoned by the gardeners. And almost immediately he was told by a
+cobbler of the neighbourhood that a ragged man who had shouted out &ldquo;Hurrah
+for the Republic!&rdquo; had been thrown into the well by some cavalry officers
+who were passing, and had sunk up to his ears in the mud. Agaric was quite
+ready to see a general significance in this particular fact. He inferred a
+great fermentation in the whole aristocratic and military caste, and
+concluded that it was the moment to act.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The next day he went to the end of the Wood of Conils to visit the good Father
+Cornemuse. He found the monk in his laboratory pouring a golden-coloured liquor
+into a still. He was a short, fat, little man, with vermilion-tinted cheeks and
+an elaborately polished bald head. His eyes had ruby-coloured pupils like a
+guinea-pig&rsquo;s. He graciously saluted his visitor and offered him a glass
+of the St. Orberosian <i>liqueur</i>, which he manufactured, and from the sale
+of which he gained immense wealth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric made a gesture of refusal. Then, standing on his long feet and
+pressing his melancholy hat against his stomach, he remained silent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Take a seat,&rdquo; said Cornemuse to him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric sat down on a rickety stool, but continued mute.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then the monk of Conils inquired:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Tell me some news of your young pupils. Have the dear children sound
+views?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am very satisfied with them,&rdquo; answered the teacher. &ldquo;It is everything
+to be nurtured in sound principles. It is necessary to have sound views
+before having any views at all, for afterwards it is too late. . . . Yes,
+I have great grounds for comfort. But we live in a sad age.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Alas!&rdquo; sighed Cornemuse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We are passing through evil days. . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Times of trial.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Yet, Cornemuse, the mind of the public is not so entirely corrupted as it
+seems.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Perhaps you are right.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The people are tired of a government that ruins them and does nothing for
+them. Every day fresh scandals spring up. The Republic is sunk in shame.
+It is ruined.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;May God grant it!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Cornemuse, what do you think of Prince Crucho?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is an amiable young man and, I dare say, a worthy scion of an august
+stock. I pity him for having to endure the pains of exile at so early an
+age. Spring has no flowers for the exile, and autumn no fruits. Prince
+Crucho has sound views; he respects the clergy; he practises our religion;
+besides, he consumes a good deal of my little products.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Cornemuse, in many homes, both rich and poor, his return is hoped for.
+Believe me, he will come back.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;May I live to throw my mantle beneath his feet!&rdquo; sighed Cornemuse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Seeing that he held these sentiments, Agaric depicted to him the state of
+people&rsquo;s minds such as he himself imagined them. He showed him the nobles
+and the rich exasperated against the popular government; the army refusing
+to endure fresh insults; the officials willing to betray their chiefs; the
+people discontented, riot ready to burst forth, and the enemies of the
+monks, the agents of the constituted authority, thrown into the wells of
+Alca. He concluded that it was the moment to strike a great blow.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We can,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;save the Penguin people, we can deliver it from its
+tyrants, deliver it from itself, restore the Dragon&rsquo;s crest, re-establish
+the ancient State, the good State, for the honour of the faith and the
+exaltation of the Church. We can do this if we will. We possess great
+wealth and we exert secret influences; by our evangelistic and outspoken
+journals we communicate with all the ecclesiastics in towns and county
+alike, and we inspire them with our own eager enthusiasm and our own
+burning faith. They will kindle their penitents and their congregations. I
+can dispose of the chiefs of the army; I have an understanding with the
+men of the people. Unknown to them I sway the minds of umbrella sellers,
+publicans, shopmen, gutter merchants, newspaper boys, women of the
+streets, and police agents. We have more people on our side than we need.
+What are we waiting for? Let us act!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What do you think of doing?&rdquo; asked Cornemuse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Of forming a vast conspiracy and overthrowing the Republic, of
+re-establishing Crucho on the throne of the Draconides.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Cornemuse moistened his lips with his tongue several times. Then he said
+with unction:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Certainly the restoration of the Draconides is desirable; it is
+eminently desirable; and for my part, desire it with all my heart. As for the
+Republic, you know what I think of it. . . . But would it not be better to
+abandon it to its fate and let it die of the vices of its own constitution?
+Doubtless, Agaric, what you propose is noble and generous. It would be a fine
+thing to save this great and unhappy country, to re-establish it in its ancient
+splendour. But reflect on it, we are Christians before we are Penguins. And we
+must take heed not to compromise religion in political enterprises.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric replied eagerly:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Fear nothing. We shall hold all the threads of the plot, but we ourselves
+shall remain in the background. We shall not be seen.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Like flies in milk,&rdquo; murmured the monk of Conils.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And turning his keen ruby-coloured eyes towards his brother monk:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Take care. Perhaps the Republic is stronger than it seems. Possibly, too,
+by dragging it out of the nerveless inertia in which it now rests we may
+only consolidate its forces. Its malice is great; if we attack it, it will
+defend itself. It makes bad laws which hardly affect us; if it is
+frightened it will make terrible ones against us. Let us not lightly
+engage in an adventure in which we may get fleeced. You think the
+opportunity a good one. I don&rsquo;t, and I am going to tell you why. The
+present government is not yet known by everybody, that is to say, it is
+known by nobody. It proclaims that it is the Public Thing, the common
+thing. The populace believes it and remains democratic and Republican. But
+patience! This same people will one day demand that the public thing be
+the people&rsquo;s thing. I need not tell you how insolent, unregulated, and
+contrary to Scriptural polity such claims seem to me. But the people will
+make them, and enforce them, and then there will be an end of the present
+government. The moment cannot now be far distant; and it is then that we
+ought to act in the interests of our august body. Let us wait. What
+hurries us? Our existence is not in peril. It has not been rendered
+absolutely intolerable to us. The Republic fails in respect and submission
+to us; it does not give the priests the honours it owes them. But it lets
+us live. And such is the excellence of our position that with us to live
+is to prosper. The Republic is hostile to us, but women revere us.
+President Formose does not assist at the celebration of our mysteries, but
+I have seen his wife and daughters at my feet. They buy my phials by the
+gross. I have no better clients even among the aristocracy. Let us say
+what there is to be said for it. There is no country in the world as good
+for priests and monks as Penguinia. In what other country would you find
+our virgin wax, our virile incense, our rosaries, our scapulars, our holy
+water, and our St. Orberosian liqueur sold in such great quantities? What
+other people would, like the Penguins, give a hundred golden crowns for a
+wave of our hands, a sound from our mouths, a movement of our lips? For my
+part, I gain a thousand times more, in this pleasant, faithful, and docile
+Penguinia, by extracting the essence from a bundle of thyme, than I could
+make by tiring my lungs with preaching the remission of sins in the most
+populous states of Europe and America. Honestly, would Penguinia be better
+off if a police officer came to take me away from here and put me on a
+steamboat bound for the Islands of Night?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having thus spoken, the monk of Conils got up and led his guest into a
+huge shed where hundreds of orphans clothed in blue were packing bottles,
+nailing up cases, and gumming tickets. The ear was deafened by the noise
+of hammers mingled with the dull rumbling of bales being placed upon the
+rails.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is from here that consignments are forwarded,&rdquo; said Cornemuse. &ldquo;I have
+obtained from the government a railway through the Wood and a station at
+my door. Every three days I fill a truck with my own products. You see
+that the Republic has not killed all beliefs.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric made a last effort to engage the wise distiller in his enterprise.
+He pointed him to a prompt, certain, dazzling success.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you wish to share in it?&rdquo; he added. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you wish to bring back
+your king from exile?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Exile is pleasant to men of good will,&rdquo; answered the monk of Conils. &ldquo;If
+you are guided by me, my dear Brother Agaric, you will give up your
+project for the present. For my own part I have no illusions. Whether or
+not I belong to your party, if you lose, I shall have to pay like you.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Father Agaric took leave of his friend and went back satisfied to his
+school. &ldquo;Cornemuse,&rdquo; thought he, &ldquo;not being able to prevent the plot,
+would like to make it succeed and he will give money.&rdquo; Agaric was not
+deceived. Such, indeed, was the solidarity among priests and monks that
+the acts of a single one bound them all. That was at once both their
+strength and their weakness.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0038" id="link2H_4_0038"></a>
+II. PRINCE CRUCHO
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Agaric resolved to proceed without delay to Prince Crucho, who honoured
+him with his familiarity. In the dusk of the evening he went out of his
+school by the side door, disguised as a cattle merchant and took passage
+on board the St. Maël.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The next day he landed in Porpoisea, for it was at Chitterlings Castle on
+this hospitable soil that Crucho ate the bitter bread of exile.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric met the Prince on the road driving in a motor-car with two young
+ladies at the rate of a hundred miles an hour. When the monk saw him he
+shook his red umbrella and the prince stopped his car.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is it you, Agaric? Get in! There are already three of us, but we can make
+room for you. You can take one of these young ladies on your knee.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The pious Agaric got in.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What news, worthy father?&rdquo; asked the young prince.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Great news,&rdquo; answered Agaric. &ldquo;Can I speak?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You can. I have nothing secret from these two ladies.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sire, Penguinia claims you. You will not be deaf to her call.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric described the state of feeling and outlined a vast plot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;On my first signal,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;all your partisans will rise at once. With
+cross in hand and habits girded up, your venerable clergy will lead the
+armed crowd into Formose&rsquo;s palace. We shall carry terror and death among
+your enemies. For a reward of our efforts we only ask of you, Sire, that
+you will not render them useless. We entreat you to come and seat yourself
+on the throne that we shall prepare.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The prince returned a simple answer:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I shall enter Alca on a green horse.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric declared that he accepted this manly response. Although, contrary
+to his custom, he had a lady on his knee, he adjured the young prince,
+with a sublime loftiness of soul, to be faithful to his royal duties.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sire,&rdquo; he cried, with tears in his eyes, &ldquo;you will live to remember the
+day on which you have been restored from exile, given back to your people,
+reestablished on the throne of your ancestors by the hands of your monks,
+and crowned by them with the august crest of the Dragon. King Crucho, may
+you equal the glory of your ancestor Draco the Great!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The young prince threw himself with emotion on his restorer and attempted
+to embrace him, but he was prevented from reaching him by the girth of the
+two ladies, so tightly packed were they all in that historic carriage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Worthy father,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I would like all Penguinia to witness this
+embrace.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It would be a cheering spectacle,&rdquo; said Agaric.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time the motor-car rushed like a tornado through hamlets and
+villages, crushing hens, geese, turkeys, ducks, guinea-fowls, cats, dogs,
+pigs, children, labourers, and women beneath its insatiable tyres. And the
+pious Agaric turned over his great designs in his mind. His voice, coming
+from behind one of the ladies, expressed this thought:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We must have money, a great deal of money.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is your business,&rdquo; answered the prince.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But already the park gates were opening to the formidable motor-car.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The dinner was sumptuous. They toasted the Dragon&rsquo;s crest. Everybody knows
+that a closed goblet is a sign of sovereignty; so Prince Crucho and
+Princess Gudrune, his wife, drank out of goblets that were covered-over
+like ciboriums. The prince had his filled several times with the wines of
+Penguinia, both white and red.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Crucho had received a truly princely education, and he excelled in
+motoring, but was not ignorant of history either. He was said to be well
+versed in the antiquities and famous deeds of his family; and, indeed, he
+gave a notable proof of his knowledge in this respect. As they were
+speaking of the various remarkable peculiarities that had been noticed in
+famous women.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is perfectly true,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that Queen Crucha, whose name I bear,
+had the mark of a little monkey&rsquo;s head upon her body.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+During the evening Agaric had a decisive interview with three of the
+prince&rsquo;s oldest councillors. It was decided to ask for funds from Crucho&rsquo;s
+father-in-law, as he was anxious to have a king for son-in-law, from
+several Jewish ladies, who were impatient to become ennobled, and,
+finally, from the Prince Regent of the Porpoises, who had promised his aid
+to the Draconides, thinking that by Crucho&rsquo;s restoration he would weaken
+the Penguins, the hereditary enemies of his people. The three old
+councillors divided among themselves the three chief offices of the Court,
+those of Chamberlain, Seneschal, and High Steward, and authorised the monk
+to distribute the other places to the prince&rsquo;s best advantage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Devotion has to be rewarded,&rdquo; said the three old councillors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;And treachery also,&rdquo; said Agaric.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is but too true,&rdquo; replied one of them, the Marquis of Sevenwounds, who
+had experience of revolutions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was dancing, and after the ball Princess Gudrune tore up her green
+robe to make cockades. With her own hands she sewed a piece of it on the
+monk&rsquo;s breast, upon which he shed tears of sensibility and gratitude.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+M. de Plume, the prince&rsquo;s equerry, set out the same evening to look for a
+green horse.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0039" id="link2H_4_0039"></a>
+III. THE CABAL
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+After his return to the capital of Penguinia, the Reverend Father Agaric
+disclosed his projects to Prince Adélestan des Boscénos, of whose
+Draconian sentiments he was well aware.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The prince belonged to the highest nobility. The Torticol des Boscénos
+went back to Brian the Good, and under the Draconides had held the highest
+offices in the kingdom. In 1179, Philip Torticol, High Admiral of
+Penguinia, a brave, faithful, and generous, but vindictive man, delivered
+over the port of La Crique and the Penguin fleet to the enemies of the
+kingdom, because he suspected that Queen Crucha, whose lover he was, had
+been unfaithful to him and loved a stable-boy. It was that great queen who
+gave to the Boscénos the silver warming-pan which they bear in their arms.
+As for their motto, it only goes back to the sixteenth century. The story
+of its origin is as follows: One gala night, as he mingled with the crowd
+of courtiers who were watching the fire-works in the king&rsquo;s garden, Duke
+John des Boscénos approached the Duchess of Skull and put his hand under
+the petticoat of that lady, who made no complaint at the gesture. The
+king, happening to pass, surprised them and contented himself with saying,
+&ldquo;And thus I find you.&rdquo; These four words became the motto of the Boscénos.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Prince Adélestan had not degenerated from his ancestors. He preserved an
+unalterable fidelity for the race of the Draconides and desired nothing so
+much as the restoration of Prince Crucho, an event which was in his eyes
+to be the fore-runner of the restoration of his own fortune. He therefore
+readily entered into the Reverend Father Agaric&rsquo;s plans. He joined himself
+at once to the monk&rsquo;s projects, and hastened to put him into communication
+with the most loyal Royalists of his acquaintance, Count Cléna, M. de La
+Trumelle, Viscount Olive, and M. Bigourd. They met together one night in
+the Duke of Ampoule&rsquo;s country house, six miles eastward of Alca, to
+consider ways and means.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+M. de La Trumelle was in favour of legal action.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We ought to keep within the law,&rdquo; said he in substance. &ldquo;We are for
+order. It is by an untiring propaganda that we shall best pursue the
+realisation of our hopes. We must change the feeling of the country. Our
+cause will conquer because it is just.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Prince des Boscénos expressed a contrary opinion. He thought that, in
+order to triumph, just causes need force quite as much and even more than
+unjust causes require it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;In the present situation,&rdquo; said he tranquilly, &ldquo;three methods of action
+present themselves: to hire the butcher boys, to corrupt the ministers,
+and to kidnap President Formose.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It would be a mistake to kidnap Formose,&rdquo; objected M. de La Trumelle.
+&ldquo;The President is on our side.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The attitude and sentiments of the President of the Republic are explained
+by the fact that one Dracophil proposed to seize Formose while another
+Dracophil regarded him as a friend. Formose showed himself favourable to
+the Royalists, whose habits he admired and imitated. If he smiled at the
+mention of the Dragon&rsquo;s crest it was at the thought of putting it on his
+own head. He was envious of sovereign power, not because he felt himself
+capable of exercising it, but because he loved to appear so. According to
+the expression of a Penguin chronicler, &ldquo;he was a goose.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Prince des Boscénos maintained his proposal to march against Formose&rsquo;s
+palace and the House of Parliament.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Count Cléna was even still more energetic.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Let us begin,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;by slaughtering, disembowelling, and braining
+the Republicans and all partisans of the government. Afterwards we shall
+see what more need be done.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+M. de La Trumelle was a moderate, and moderates are always moderately
+opposed to violence. He recognised that Count Cléna&rsquo;s policy was inspired
+by a noble feeling and that it was high-minded, but he timidly objected
+that perhaps it was not conformable to principle, and that it presented
+certain dangers. At last he consented to discuss it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I propose,&rdquo; added he, &ldquo;to draw up an appeal to the people. Let us show
+who we are. For my own part I can assure you that I shall not hide my flag
+in my pocket.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+M. Bigourd began to speak.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Gentlemen, the Penguins are dissatisfied with the new order because it
+exists, and it is natural for men to complain of their condition. But at
+the same time the Penguins are afraid to change their government because
+new things alarm them. They have not known the Dragon&rsquo;s crest and,
+although they sometimes say that they regret it, we must not believe them.
+It is easy to see that they speak in this way either without thought or
+because they are in an ill-temper. Let us not have any illusions about
+their feelings towards ourselves. They do not like us. They hate the
+aristocracy both from a base envy and from a generous love of equality.
+And these two united feelings are very strong in a people. Public opinion
+is not against us, because it knows nothing about us. But when it knows
+what we want it will not follow us. If we let it be seen that we wish to
+destroy democratic government and restore the Dragon&rsquo;s crest, who will be
+our partisans? Only the butcher-boys and the little shopkeepers of Alca.
+And could we even count on them to the end? They are dissatisfied, but at
+the bottom of their hearts they are Republicans. They are more anxious to
+sell their cursed wares than to see Crucho again. If we act openly we
+shall only cause alarm.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;To make people sympathise with us and follow us we must make them believe
+that we want, not to overthrow the Republic, but, on the contrary, to
+restore it, to cleanse, to purify, to embellish, to adorn, to beautify,
+and to ornament it, to render it, in a word, glorious and attractive.
+Therefore, we ought not to act openly ourselves. It is known that we are
+not favourable to the present order. We must have recourse to a friend of
+the Republic, and, if we are to do what is best, to a defender of this
+government. We have plenty to choose from. It would be well to prefer the
+most popular and, if I dare say so, the most republican of them. We shall
+win him over to us by flattery, by presents, and above all by promises.
+Promises cost less than presents, and are worth more. No one gives as much
+as he who gives hopes. It is not necessary for the man we choose to be of
+brilliant intellect. I would even prefer him to be of no great ability.
+Stupid people show an inimitable grace in roguery. Be guided by me,
+gentlemen, and overthrow the Republic by the agency of a Republican. Let
+us be prudent. But prudence does not exclude energy. If you need me you
+will find me at your disposal.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This speech made a great impression upon those who heard it. The mind of
+the pious Agaric was particularly impressed. But each of them was anxious
+to appoint himself to a position of honour and profit. A secret government
+was organised of which all those present were elected active members. The
+Duke of Ampoule, who was the great financier of the party, was chosen
+treasurer and charged with organising funds for the propaganda.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The meeting was on the point of coming to an end when a rough voice was
+heard singing an old air:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Boscénos est un gros cochon;<br />
+On en va faire des andouilles<br />
+Des saucisses et du jambon<br />
+Pour le réveillon des pauv&rsquo; bougres.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It had, for two hundred years, been a well-known song in the slums of
+Alca. Prince Boscénos did not like to hear it. He went down into the
+street, and, perceiving that the singer was a workman who was placing some
+slates on the roof of a church, he politely asked him to sing something
+else.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I will sing what I like,&rdquo; answered the man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My friend, to please me. . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to please you.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Prince Boscénos was as a rule good-tempered, but he was easily angered and
+a man of great strength.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Fellow, come down or I will go up to you,&rdquo; cried he, in a terrible voice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the workman, astride on his coping, showed no sign of budging, the
+prince climbed quickly up the staircase of the tower and attacked the
+singer. He gave him a blow that broke his jaw-bone and sent him rolling
+into a water-spout. At that moment seven or eight carpenters, who were
+working on the rafters, heard their companion&rsquo;s cry and looked through the
+window. Seeing the prince on the coping they climbed along a ladder that
+was leaning on the slates and reached him just as he was slipping into the
+tower. They sent him, head foremost, down the one hundred and thirty-seven
+steps of the spiral staircase.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0040" id="link2H_4_0040"></a>
+IV. VISCOUNTESS OLIVE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The Penguins had the finest army in the world. So had the Porpoises. And
+it was the same with the other nations of Europe. The smallest amount of
+thought will prevent any surprise at this. For all armies are the finest
+in the world. The second finest army, if one could exist, would be in a
+notoriously inferior position; it would be certain to be beaten. It ought
+to be disbanded at once. Therefore, all armies are the finest in the
+world. In France the illustrious Colonel Marchand understood this when,
+before the passage of the Yalou, being questioned by some journalists
+about the Russo-Japanese war, he did not hesitate to describe the Russian
+army as the finest in the world, and also the Japanese. And it should be
+noticed that even after suffering the most terrible reverses an army does
+not fall from its position of being the finest in the world. For if
+nations ascribe their victories to the ability of their generals and the
+courage of their soldiers, they always attribute their defeats to an
+inexplicable fatality. On the other hand, navies are classed according to
+the number of their ships. There is a first, a second, a third, and so on.
+So that there exists no doubt as to the result of naval wars.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Penguins had the finest army and the second navy in the world. This
+navy was commanded by the famous Chatillon, who bore the title of
+Emiralbahr, and by abbreviation Emiral. It is the same word which,
+unfortunately in a corrupt form, is used to-day among several European
+nations to designate the highest grade in the naval service. But as there
+was but one Emiral among the Penguins, a singular prestige, if I dare say
+so, was attached to that rank.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Emiral did not belong to the nobility. A child of the people, he was
+loved by the people. They were flattered to see a man who sprang from
+their own ranks holding a position of honour. Chatillon was good-looking
+and fortune favoured him. He was not over-addicted to thought. No event
+ever disturbed his serene outlook.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Reverend Father Agaric, surrendering to M. Bigourd&rsquo;s reasons and
+recognising that the existing government could only be destroyed by one of
+its defenders, cast his eyes upon Emiral Chatillon. He asked a large sum
+of money from his friend, the Reverend Father Cornemuse, which the latter
+handed him with a sigh. And with this sum he hired six hundred butcher
+boys of Alca to run behind Chatillon&rsquo;s horse and shout, &ldquo;Hurrah for the
+Emiral!&rdquo; Henceforth Chatillon could not take a single step without being
+cheered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Viscountess Olive asked him for a private interview. He received her at the
+Admiralty<a href="#fn-9" name="fnref-9" id="fnref-9"><sup>[9]</sup></a> in a
+room decorated with anchors, shells, and grenades.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-9" id="fn-9"></a> <a href="#fnref-9">[9]</a>
+Or better, <i>Emiralty</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She was discreetly dressed in greyish blue. A hat trimmed with roses covered
+her pretty, fair hair. Behind her veil her eyes shone like sapphires. Although
+she came of Jewish origin there was no more fashionable woman in the whole
+nobility. She was tall and well shaped; her form was that of the year, her
+figure that of the season.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Emiral,&rdquo; said she, in a delightful voice, &ldquo;I cannot conceal my emotion
+from you. . . . It is very natural . . . before a hero.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You are too kind. But tell me, Viscountess, what brings me the honour of
+your visit.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;For a long time I have been anxious to see you, to speak to you. . . . So
+I very willingly undertook to convey a message to you.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Please take a seat.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;How still it is here.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Yes, it is quiet enough.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You can hear the birds singing.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sit down, then, dear lady.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he drew up an arm-chair for her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She took a seat with her back to the light.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Emiral, I came to bring you a very important message, a message. . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Explain.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Emiral, have you ever seen Prince Crucho?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Never.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She sighed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is a great pity. He would be so delighted to see you! He esteems and
+appreciates you. He has your portrait on his desk beside his mother&rsquo;s.
+What a pity it is he is not better known! He is a charming prince and so
+grateful for what is done for him! He will be a great king. For he will be
+king without doubt. He will come back and sooner than people think. . . .
+What I have to tell you, the message with which I am entrusted, refers
+precisely to. . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Emiral stood up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Not a word more, dear lady. I have the esteem, the confidence of the
+Republic. I will not betray it. And why should I betray it? I am loaded
+honours and dignities.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Allow me to tell you, my dear Emiral, that your honours and dignities are
+far from equalling what you deserve. If your services were properly
+rewarded, you would be Emiralissimo and Generalissimo, Commander-in-chief
+of the troops both on land and sea. The Republic is very ungrateful to
+you.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;All governments are more or less ungrateful.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Yes, but the Republicans are jealous of you. That class of person is
+always afraid of his superiors. They cannot endure the Services.
+Everything that has to do with the navy and the army is odious to them.
+They are afraid of you.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is possible.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They are wretches; they are ruining the country. Don&rsquo;t you wish to save
+Penguinia?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;In what way?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;By sweeping away all the rascals of the Republic, all the Republicans.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What a proposal to make to me, dear lady!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is what will certainly be done, if not by you, then by some one else.
+The Generalissimo, to mention him alone, is ready to throw all the
+ministers, deputies, and senators into the sea, and to recall Prince
+Crucho.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Oh, the rascal, the scoundrel,&rdquo; exclaimed the Emiral.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do to him what he would do to you. The prince will know how to recognise
+your services, He will give you the Constable&rsquo;s sword and a magnificent
+grant. I am commissioned, in the mean time, to hand you a pledge of his
+royal friendship.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As she said these words she drew a green cockade from her bosom.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What is that?&rdquo; asked the Emiral.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is his colours which Crucho sends you.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Be good enough to take them back.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;So that they may be offered to the Generalissimo who will accept them! .
+. . No, Emiral, let me place them on your glorious breast.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Chatillon gently repelled the lady. But for some minutes he thought her
+extremely pretty, and he felt this impression still more when two bare
+arms and the rosy palms of two delicate hands touched him lightly. He
+yielded almost immediately. Olive was slow in fastening the ribbon. Then
+when it was done she made a low courtesy and saluted Chatillon with the
+title of Constable.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have been ambitious like my comrades,&rdquo; answered the sailor,
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t hide it, and perhaps I am so still; but upon my word of
+honour, when I look at you, the only, desire I feel is for a cottage and a
+heart.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She turned upon him the charming sapphire glances that flashed from under
+her eyelids.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is to be had also . . . what are you doing, Emiral?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am looking for the heart.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When she left the Admiralty, the Viscountess went immediately to the
+Reverend Father Agaric to give an account of her visit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You must go to him again, dear lady,&rdquo; said that austere monk.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0041" id="link2H_4_0041"></a>
+V. THE PRINCE DES BOSCÉNOS
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Morning and evening the newspapers that had been bought by the Dracophils
+proclaimed Chatillon&rsquo;s praises and hurled shame and opprobrium upon the
+Ministers of the Republic. Chatillon&rsquo;s portrait was sold through the
+streets of Alca. Those young descendants of Remus who carry plaster
+figures on their heads, offered busts of Chatillon for sale upon the
+bridges.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Every evening Chatillon rode upon his white horse round the Queen&rsquo;s
+Meadow, a place frequented by the people of fashion. The Dracophils posted
+along the Emiral&rsquo;s route a crowd of needy Penguins who kept shouting: &ldquo;It
+is Chatillon we want.&rdquo; The middle classes of Alca conceived a profound
+admiration for the Emiral. Shopwomen murmured: &ldquo;He is good-looking.&rdquo; Women
+of fashion slackened the speed of their motor-cars and kissed hands to him
+as they passed, amidst the hurrahs of an enthusiastic populace.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day, as he went into a tobacco shop, two Penguins who were putting
+letters in the box recognized Chatillon and cried at the top of their
+voices: &ldquo;Hurrah for the Emiral! Down with the Republicans.&rdquo; All those who
+were passing stopped in front of the shop. Chatillon lighted his cigar
+before the eyes of a dense crowd of frenzied citizens who waved their hats
+and cheered. The crowd kept increasing, and the whole town, singing and
+marching behind its hero, went back with him to the Admiralty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Emiral had an old comrade in arms, Under-Emiral Vulcanmould, who had
+served with great distinction, a man as true as gold and as loyal as his
+sword. Vulcanmould plumed himself on his thoroughgoing independence and he
+went among the partisans of Crucho and the Minister of the Republic
+telling both parties what he thought of them. M. Bigourd maliciously
+declared that he told each party what the other party thought of it. In
+truth he had on several occasions been guilty of regrettable
+indiscretions, which were overlooked as being the freedoms of a soldier
+who knew nothing of intrigue. Every morning he went to see Chatillon, whom
+he treated with the cordial roughness of a brother in arms.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Well, old buffer, so you are popular,&rdquo; said he to him. &ldquo;Your phiz is sold
+on the heads of pipes and on liqueur bottles and every drunkard in Alca
+spits out your name as he rolls in the gutter. . . . Chatillon, the hero
+of the Penguins! Chatillon, defender of the Penguin glory! . . . Who would
+have said it? Who would have thought it?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he laughed with his harsh laugh. Then changing his tone: &ldquo;But, joking
+aside, are you not a bit surprised at what is happening to you?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;No, indeed,&rdquo; answered Chatillon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And out went the honest Vulcanmould, banging the door behind him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time Chatillon had taken a little flat at number 18
+Johannes-Talpa Street, so that he might receive Viscountess Olive. They
+met there every day. He was desperately in love with her. During his
+martial and neptunian life he had loved crowds of women, red, black,
+yellow, and white, and some of them had been very beautiful. But before he
+met the Viscountess he did not know what a woman really was. When the
+Viscountess Olive called him her darling, her dear darling, he felt in
+heaven and it seemed to him that the stars shone in her hair.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She would come a little late, and, as she put her bag on the table, she
+would ask pensively:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Let me sit on your knee.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And then she would talk of subjects suggested by the pious Agaric,
+interrupting the conversation with sighs and kisses. She would ask him to
+dismiss such and such an officer, to give a command to another, to send
+the squadron here or there. And at the right moment she would exclaim:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;How young you are, my dear!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he did whatever she wished, for he was simple, he was anxious to wear
+the Constable&rsquo;s sword, and to receive a large grant; he did not dislike
+playing a double part, he had a vague idea of saving Penguinia, and he was
+in love.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This delightful woman induced him to remove the troops that were at La
+Cirque, the port where Crucho was to land. By this means it was made
+certain that there would be no obstacle to prevent the prince from
+entering Penguinia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The pious Agaric organised public meetings so as to keep up the agitation.
+The Dracophils held one or two every day in some of the thirty-six
+districts of Alca, and preferably in the poorer quarters. They desired to
+win over the poor, for they are the most numerous. On the fourth of May a
+particularly fine meeting was held in an old cattle-market, situated in
+the centre of a populous suburb filled with housewives sitting on the
+doorsteps and children playing in the gutters. There were present about
+two thousand people, in the opinion of the Republicans, and six thousand
+according to the reckoning of the Dracophils. In the audience was to be
+seen the flower of Penguin society, including Prince and Princess des
+Boscénos, Count Cléna, M. de La Trumelle, M. Bigourd, and several rich
+Jewish ladies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Generalissimo of the national army had come in uniform. He was
+cheered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The committee had been carefully formed. A man of the people, a workman,
+but a man of sound principles, M. Rauchin, the secretary of the yellow
+syndicate, was asked to preside, supported by Count Cléna and M. Michaud,
+a butcher.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The government which Penguinia had freely given itself was called by such
+names as cesspool and drain in several eloquent speeches. But President
+Formose was spared and no mention was made of Crucho or the priests.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The meeting was not unanimous. A defender of the modern State and of the
+Republic, a manual labourer, stood up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said M. Rauchin, the chairman, &ldquo;we have told you that this
+meeting would not be unanimous. We are not like our opponents, we are
+honest men. I allow our opponent to speak. Heaven knows what you are going
+to hear. Gentlemen, I beg of you to restrain as long as you can the
+expression of your contempt, your disgust, and your indignation.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said the opponent. . . .
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Immediately he was knocked down, trampled beneath the feet of the
+indignant crowd, and his unrecognisable remains thrown out of the hall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The tumult was still resounding when Count Cléna ascended the tribune.
+Cheers took the place of groans and when silence was restored the orator
+uttered these words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Comrades, we are going to see whether you have blood in your veins. What
+we have got to do is to slaughter, disembowel, and brain all the
+Republicans.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This speech let loose such a thunder of applause that the old shed rocked
+with it, and a cloud of acrid and thick dust fell from its filthy walls
+and worm-eaten beams and enveloped the audience.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A resolution was carried vilifying the government and acclaiming
+Chatillon. And the audience departed singing the hymn of the liberator:
+&ldquo;It is Chatillon we want.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The only way out of the old market was through a muddy alley shut in by
+omnibus stables and coal sheds. There was no moon and a cold drizzle was
+coming down. The police, who were assembled in great numbers, blocked the
+alley and compelled the Dracophils to disperse in little groups. These
+were the instructions they had received from their chief, who was anxious
+to check the enthusiasm of the excited crowd.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Dracophils who were detained in the alley kept marking time and
+singing, &ldquo;It is Chatillon we want.&rdquo; Soon, becoming impatient of the delay,
+the cause of which they did not know, they began to push those in front of
+them. This movement, propagated along the alley, threw those in front
+against the broad chests of the police. The latter had no hatred for the
+Dracophils. In the bottom of their hearts they liked Chatillon. But it is
+natural to resist aggression and strong men are inclined to make use of
+their strength. For these reasons the police kicked the Dracophils with
+their hob-nailed boots. As a result there were sudden rushes backwards and
+forwards. Threats and cries mingled with the songs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Murder! Murder! . . . It is Chatillon we want! Murder! Murder!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And in the gloomy alley the more prudent kept saying, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t push.&rdquo; Among
+these latter, in the darkness, his lofty figure rising above the moving
+crowd, his broad shoulders and robust body noticeable among the trampled
+limbs and crushed sides of the rest, stood the Prince des Boscénos, calm,
+immovable, and placid. Serenely and indulgently he waited. In the mean
+time, as the exit was opened at regular intervals between the ranks of the
+police, the pressure of elbows against the chests of those around the
+prince diminished and people began to breathe again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You see we shall soon be able to go out,&rdquo; said that kindly giant, with a
+pleasant smile. &ldquo;Time and patience . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He took a cigar from his case, raised it to his lips and struck a match.
+Suddenly, in the light of the match, he saw Princess Anne, his wife,
+clasped in Count Cléna&rsquo;s arms. At this sight he rushed towards them,
+striking both them and those around with his cane. He was disarmed, though
+not without difficulty, but he could not be separated from his opponent.
+And whilst the fainting princess was lifted from arm to arm to her
+carriage over the excited and curious crowd, the two men still fought
+furiously. Prince des Boscénos lost his hat, his eye-glass, his cigar, his
+necktie, and his portfolio full of private letters and political
+correspondence; he even lost the miraculous medals that he had received
+from the good Father Cornemuse. But he gave his opponent so terrible a
+kick in the stomach that the unfortunate Count was knocked through an iron
+grating and went, head foremost, through a glass door and into a
+coal-shed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Attracted by the struggle and the cries of those around, the police rushed
+towards the prince, who furiously resisted them. He stretched three of
+them gasping at his feet and put seven others to flight, with,
+respectively, a broken jaw, a split lip, a nose pouring blood, a fractured
+skull, a torn ear, a dislocated collar-bone, and broken ribs. He fell,
+however, and was dragged bleeding and disfigured, with his clothes in
+rags, to the nearest police-station, where, jumping about and bellowing,
+he spent the night.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At daybreak groups of demonstrators went about the town singing, &ldquo;It is
+Chatillon we want,&rdquo; and breaking the windows of the houses in which the
+Ministers of the Republic lived.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0042" id="link2H_4_0042"></a>
+VI. THE EMIRAL&rsquo;S FALL
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+That night marked the culmination of the Dracophil movement. The Royalists
+had no longer any doubt of its triumph. Their chiefs sent congratulations
+to Prince Crucho by wireless telegraphy. Their ladies embroidered scarves
+and slippers for him. M. de Plume had found the green horse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The pious Agaric shared the common hope. But he still worked to win
+partisans for the Pretender. They ought, he said, to lay their foundations
+upon the bed-rock.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With this design he had an interview with three Trade Union workmen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In these times the artisans no longer lived, as in the days of the
+Draconides, under the government of corporations. They were free, but they
+had no assured pay. After having remained isolated from each other for a
+long time, without help and without support, they had formed themselves
+into unions. The coffers of the unions were empty, as it was not the habit
+of the unionists to pay their subscriptions. There were unions numbering
+thirty thousand members, others with a thousand, five hundred, two
+hundred, and so forth. Several numbered two or three members only, or even
+a few less. But as the lists of adherents were not published, it was not
+easy to distinguish the great unions from the small ones.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After some dark and indirect steps the pious Agaric was put into
+communication in a room in the Moulin de la Galette, with comrades
+Dagobert, Tronc, and Balafille, the secretaries of three unions of which
+the first numbered fourteen members, the second twenty-four, and the third
+only one. Agaric showed extreme cleverness at this interview.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;you and I have not, in most respects, the same
+political and social views, but there are points in which we may come to
+an understanding. We have a common enemy. The government exploits you and
+despises us. Help us to overthrow it; we will supply you with the means so
+far as we are able, and you can in addition count on our gratitude.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Fork out the tin,&rdquo; said Dagobert.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Reverend Father placed on the table a bag which the distiller of
+Conils had given him with tears in his eyes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Done!&rdquo; said the three companions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus was the solemn compact sealed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As soon as the monk had departed, carrying with him the joy of having won
+over the masses to his cause, Dagobert, Tronc, and Balafille whistled to
+their wives, Amelia, Queenie, and Matilda, who were waiting in the street
+for the signal, and all six holding each other&rsquo;s hands, danced around the
+bag, singing:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+J&rsquo;ai du bon pognon,<br />
+Tu n&rsquo;l&rsquo;auras pas Chatillon!<br />
+Hou! Hou! la calotte!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And they ordered a salad-bowl full of warm wine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the evening all six went through the street from stall to stall singing
+their new song. The song became popular, for the detectives reported that
+every day showed an increase of the number of workpeople who sang through
+the slums:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+J&rsquo;ai du bon pognon;<br />
+Tu n&rsquo;l&rsquo;auras pas Chatillon!<br />
+Hou! Hou! la calotte!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Dracophil agitation made no progress in the provinces. The pious
+Agaric sought to find the cause of this, but was unable to discover it
+until old Cornemuse revealed it to him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have proofs,&rdquo; sighed the monk of Conils, &ldquo;that the Duke of Ampoule, the
+treasurer of the Dracophils, has brought property in Porpoisia with the
+funds that he received for the propaganda.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The party wanted money. Prince des Boscénos had lost his portfolio in a
+brawl and he was reduced to painful expedients which were repugnant to his
+impetuous character. The Viscountess Olive was expensive. Cornemuse
+advised that the monthly allowance of that lady should be diminished.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;She is very useful to us,&rdquo; objected the pious Agaric.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Undoubtedly,&rdquo; answered Cornemuse, &ldquo;but she does us an injury by ruining
+us.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A schism divided the Dracophils. Misunderstandings reigned in their
+councils. Some wished that in accordance with the policy of M. Bigourd and
+the pious Agaric, they should carry on the design of reforming the
+Republic. Others, wearied by their long constraint, had resolved to
+proclaim the Dragon&rsquo;s crest and swore to conquer beneath that sign.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The latter urged the advantage of a clear situation and the impossibility
+of making a pretence much longer, and in truth, the public began to see
+whither the agitation was tending and that the Emiral&rsquo;s partisans wanted
+to destroy the very foundations of the Republic.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A report was spread that the prince was to land at La Cirque and make his
+entry into Alca on a green horse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These rumours excited the fanatical monks, delighted the poor nobles,
+satisfied the rich Jewish ladies, and put hope in the hearts of the small
+traders. But very few of them were inclined to purchase these benefits at
+the price of a social catastrophe and the overthrow of the public credit;
+and there were fewer still who would have risked their money, their peace,
+their liberty, or a single hour from their pleasures in the business. On
+the other hand, the workmen held themselves ready, as ever, to give a
+day&rsquo;s work to the Republic, and a strong resistance was being formed in
+the suburbs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The people are with us,&rdquo; the pious Agaric used to say.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, men, women, and children, when leaving their factories, used to
+shout with one voice:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+A bas Chatillon!<br />
+Hou! Hou! la calotte!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As for the government, it showed the weakness, indecision, flabbiness, and
+heedlessness common to all governments, and from which none has ever
+departed without falling into arbitrariness and violence. In three words
+it knew nothing, wanted nothing, and would do nothing. Formose, shut in
+his presidential palace, remained blind, dumb, deaf, huge, invisible,
+wrapped up in his pride as in an eider-down.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Count Olive advised the Dracophils to make a last appeal for funds and to
+attempt a great stroke while Alca was still in a ferment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+An executive committee, which he himself had chosen, decided to kidnap the
+members of the Chamber of Deputies, and considered ways and means.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The affair was fixed for the twenty-eighth of July. On that day the sun
+rose radiantly over the city. In front of the legislative palace women
+passed to market with their baskets; hawkers cried their peaches, pears,
+and grapes; cab horses with their noses in their bags munched their hay.
+Nobody expected anything, not because the secret had been kept but because
+it met with nothing but unbelievers. Nobody believed in a revolution, and
+from this fact we may conclude that nobody desired one. About two o&rsquo;clock
+the deputies began to pass, few and unnoticed, through the side-door of
+the palace. At three o&rsquo;clock a few groups of badly dressed men had formed.
+At half past three black masses coming from the adjacent streets spread
+over Revolution Square. This vast expanse was soon covered by an ocean of
+soft hats, and the crowd of demonstrators, continually increased by
+sight-seers, having crossed the bridge, struck its dark wave against the
+walls of the legislative enclosure. Cries, murmurs, and songs went up to
+the impassive sky. &ldquo;It is Chatillon we want!&rdquo; &ldquo;Down with the Deputies!&rdquo;
+&ldquo;Down with the Republicans!&rdquo; &ldquo;Death to the Republicans!&rdquo; The devoted band
+of Dracophils, led by Prince des Boscénos, struck up the august canticle:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Vive Crucho,<br />
+Vaillant et sage,<br />
+Plein de courage<br />
+Des le berceau!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Behind the wall silence alone replied.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This silence and the absence of guards encouraged and at the same time
+frightened the crowd. Suddenly a formidable voice cried out:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Attack!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And Prince des Boscénos was seen raising his gigantic form to the top of
+the wall, which was covered with barbs and iron spikes. Behind him rushed
+his companions, and the people followed. Some hammered against the wall to
+make holes in it; others endeavoured to tear down the spikes and to pull
+out the barbs. These defences had given way in places and some of the
+invaders had stripped the wall and were sitting astride on the top. Prince
+des Boscénos was waving an immense green flag. Suddenly the crowd wavered
+and from it came a long cry of terror. The police and the Republican
+carabineers issuing out of all the entrances of the palace formed
+themselves into a column beneath the wall and in a moment it was cleared
+of its besiegers. After a long moment of suspense the noise of arms was
+heard, and the police charged the crowd with fixed bayonets. An instant
+afterwards and on the deserted square strewn with hats and walking-sticks
+there reigned a sinister silence. Twice again the Dracophils attempted to
+form, twice they were repulsed. The rising was conquered. But Prince des
+Boscénos, standing on the wall of the hostile palace, his flag in his
+hand, still repelled the attack of a whole brigade. He knocked down all
+who approached him. At last he, too, was thrown down, and fell on an iron
+spike, to which he remained hooked, still clasping the standard of the
+Draconides.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the following day the Ministers of the Republic and the Members of
+Parliament determined to take energetic measures. In vain, this time, did
+President Formose attempt to evade his responsibilities. The government
+discussed the question of depriving Chatillon of his rank and dignities
+and of indicting him before the High Court as a conspirator, an enemy of
+the public good, a traitor, etc.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this news the Emiral&rsquo;s old companions in arms, who the very evening
+before had beset him with their adulations, made no effort to conceal
+their joy. But Chatillon remained popular with the middle classes of Alca
+and one still heard the hymn of the liberator sounding in the streets, &ldquo;It
+is Chatillon we want.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Ministers were embarrassed. They intended to indict Chatillon before
+the High Court. But they knew nothing; they remained in that total
+ignorance reserved for those who govern men. They were incapable of
+advancing any grave charges against Chatillon. They could supply the
+prosecution with nothing but the ridiculous lies of their spies.
+Chatillon&rsquo;s share in the plot and his relations with Prince Crucho
+remained the secret of the thirty thousand Dracophils. The Ministers and
+the Deputies had suspicions and even certainties, but they had no proofs.
+The Public Prosecutor said to the Minister of justice: &ldquo;Very little is
+needed for a political prosecution! but I have nothing at all and that is
+not enough.&rdquo; The affair made no progress. The enemies of the Republic were
+triumphant.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the eighteenth of September the news ran in Alca that Chatillon had
+taken flight. Everywhere there was surprise and astonishment. People
+doubted, for they could not understand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This is what had happened: One day as the brave Under-Emiral Vulcanmould
+happened, as if by chance, to go into the office of M. Barbotan, the
+Minister of Foreign Affairs, he remarked with his usual frankness:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;M. Barbotan, your colleagues do not seem to me to be up to much; it is
+evident that they have never commanded a ship. That fool Chatillon gives
+them a deuced bad fit of the shivers.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Minister, in sign of denial, waved his paper-knife in the air above
+his desk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t deny it,&rdquo; answered Vulcanmould. &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t know how to get rid of
+Chatillon. You do not dare to indict him before the High Court because you
+are not sure of being able to bring forward a strong enough charge.
+Bigourd will defend him, and Bigourd is a clever advocate. . . . You are
+right, M. Barbotan, you are right. It would be a dangerous trial.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Ah! my friend,&rdquo; said the Minister, in a careless tone, &ldquo;if you knew how
+satisfied we are. . . . I receive the most reassuring news from my
+prefects. The good sense of the Penguins will do justice to the intrigues
+of this mutinous soldier. Can you suppose for a moment that a great
+people, an intelligent, laborious people, devoted to liberal institutions
+which. . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Vulcanmould interrupted with a great sigh:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Ah! If I had time to do it I would relieve you of your difficulty. I
+would juggle away my Chatillon like a nutmeg out of a thimble. I would
+fillip him off to Porpoisia.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Minister paid close attention.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It would not take long,&rdquo; continued the sailor. &ldquo;I would rid you in a
+trice of the creature. . . . But just now I have other fish to fry. . . .
+I am in a bad hole. I must find a pretty big sum. But, deuce take it,
+honour before everything.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Minister and the Under-Emiral looked at each other for a moment in
+silence. Then Barbotan said with authority:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Under-Emiral Vulcanmould, get rid of this seditious soldier. You will
+render a great service to Penguinia, and the Minister of Home Affairs will
+see that your gambling debts are paid.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The same evening Vulcanmould called on Chatillon and looked at him for
+some time with an expression of grief and mystery.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My do you look like that?&rdquo; asked the Emiral in an uneasy tone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Vulcanmould said to him sadly:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Old brother in arms, all is discovered. For the past half-hour the
+government knows everything.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At these words Chatillon sank down overwhelmed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Vulcanmould continued:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You may be arrested any moment. I advise you to make off.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And drawing out his watch:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Not a minute to lose.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Have I time to call on the Viscountess Olive?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It would be mad,&rdquo; said Vulcanmould, handing him a passport and a pair of
+blue spectacles, and telling him to have courage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I will,&rdquo; said Chatillon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Good-bye! old chum.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Good-bye and thanks! You have saved my life.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is the least I could do.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A quarter of an hour later the brave Emiral had left the city of Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He embarked at night on an old cutter at La Cirque and set sail for
+Porpoisia. But eight miles from the coast he was captured by a
+despatch-boat which was sailing without lights and which was under, the
+flag of the Queen of the Black Islands. That Queen had for a long time
+nourished a fatal passion for Chatillon.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0043" id="link2H_4_0043"></a>
+VII. CONCLUSION
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+<i>Nunc est bibendum</i>. Delivered from its fears and pleased at having
+escaped from so great a danger, the government resolved to celebrate the
+anniversary of the Penguin regeneration and the establishment of the Republic
+by holding a general holiday.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+President Formose, the Ministers, and the members of the Chamber and of
+the Senate were present at the ceremony.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Generalissimo of the Penguin army was present in uniform. He was
+cheered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Preceded by the black flag of misery and the red flag of revolt,
+deputations of workmen walked in the procession, their aspect one of grim
+protection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+President, Ministers, Deputies, officials, heads of the magistracy and of
+the army, each, in their own names and in the name of the sovereign
+people, renewed the ancient oath to live in freedom or to die. It was an
+alternative upon which they were resolutely determined. But they preferred
+to live in freedom. There were games, speeches, and songs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the departure of the representatives of the State the crowd of
+citizens separated slowly and peaceably, shouting out, &ldquo;Hurrah for the
+Republic!&rdquo; &ldquo;Hurrah for liberty!&rdquo; &ldquo;Down with the shaven pates!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The newspapers mentioned only one regrettable incident that happened on
+that wonderful day. Prince des Boscénos was quietly smoking a cigar in the
+Queen&rsquo;s Meadow when the State procession passed by. The prince approached
+the Minister&rsquo;s carriage and said in a loud voice: &ldquo;Death to the
+Republicans!&rdquo; He was immediately apprehended by the police, to whom he
+offered a most desperate resistance. He knocked them down in crowds, but
+he was conquered by numbers, and, bruised, scratched, swollen, and
+unrecognisable even to the eyes of his wife, he was dragged through the
+joyous streets into an obscure prison.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The magistrates carried on the case against Chatillon in a peculiar style.
+Letters were found at the Admiralty which revealed the complicity of the
+Reverend Father Agaric in the plot. Immediately public opinion was
+inflamed against the monks, and Parliament voted, one after the other, a
+dozen laws which restrained, diminished, limited, prescribed, suppressed,
+determined, and curtailed, their rights, immunities, exemptions,
+privileges, and benefits, and created many invalidating disqualifications
+against them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Reverend Father Agaric steadfastly endured the rigour of the laws
+which struck himself personally, as well as the terrible fall of the
+Emiral of which he was the chief cause. Far from yielding to evil fortune,
+he regarded it as but a bird of passage. He was planning new political
+designs more audacious than the first.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When his projects were sufficiently ripe he went one day to the Wood of
+Conils. A thrush sang in a tree and a little hedgehog crossed the stony
+path in front of him with awkward steps. Agaric walked with great strides,
+muttering fragments of sentences to himself.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he reached the door of the laboratory in which, for so many years, the
+pious manufacturer had distilled the golden liqueur of St. Orberosia, he found
+the place deserted and the door shut. Having walked around the building he saw
+in the backyard the venerable Cornemuse, who, with his habit pinned up, was
+climbing a ladder that leant against the wall.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is that you, my dear friend?&rdquo; said he to him. &ldquo;What are you doing there?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You can see for yourself,&rdquo; answered the monk of Conils in a feeble
+voice, turning a sorrowful look upon Agaric. &ldquo;I am going into my
+house.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The red pupils of his eyes no longer imitated the triumph and brilliance
+of the ruby, they flashed mournful and troubled glances. His countenance
+had lost its happy fulness. His shining head was no longer pleasant to the
+sight; perspiration and inflamed blotches bad altered its inestimable
+perfection.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t understand,&rdquo; said Agaric.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is easy enough to understand. You see the consequences of your plot.
+Although a multitude of laws are directed against me I have managed to
+elude the greater number of them. Some, however, have struck me. These
+vindictive men have closed my laboratories and my shops, and confiscated
+my bottles, my stills, and my retorts. They have put seals on my doors and
+now I am compelled to go in through the window. I am barely able to
+extract in secret and from time to time the juice of a few plants and that
+with an apparatus which the humblest labourer would despise.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You suffer from the persecution,&rdquo; said Agaric. &ldquo;It strikes us all.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The monk of Conils passed his hand over his afflicted brow:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I told you so, Brother Agaric; I told you that your enterprise would turn
+against ourselves.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Our defeat is only momentary,&rdquo; replied Agaric eagerly. &ldquo;It is due to
+purely accidental causes; it results from mere contingencies. Chatillon
+was a fool; he has drowned himself in his own ineptitude. Listen to me,
+Brother Cornemuse. We have not a moment to lose. We must free the Penguin
+people, we must deliver them from their tyrants, save them from
+themselves, restore the Dragon&rsquo;s crest, reestablish the ancient State, the
+good State, for the honour of religion and the exaltation of the Catholic
+faith. Chatillon was a bad instrument; he broke in our hands. Let us take
+a better instrument to replace him. I have the man who will destroy this
+impious democracy. He is a civil official; his name is Gomoru. The
+Penguins worship him, He has already betrayed his party for a plate of
+rice. There&rsquo;s the man we want!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the beginning of this speech the monk of Conils had climbed into his
+window and pulled up the ladder.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I foresee,&rdquo; answered he, with his nose through the sash, &ldquo;that you will
+not stop until you have us all expelled from this pleasant, agreeable, and
+sweet land of Penguinia. Good night; God keep you!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric, standing before the wall, entreated his dearest brother to listen
+to him for a moment:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Understand your own interest better, Cornemuse! Penguinia is ours. What
+do we need to conquer it? just one effort more . . . one more little
+sacrifice of money and . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But without listening further, the monk of Conils drew in his head and
+closed his window.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0044" id="link2H_4_0044"></a>
+BOOK VI. MODERN TIMES: THE AFFAIR OF THE EIGHTY THOUSAND TRUSSES OF HAY
+</h2>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Ζεῦ πάτερ ἀλλὰ σὺ ρῦσαι ὑπ᾽ ἠέρος υἷας Αχαιῶν,<br />
+ποίησον δ᾽αἴθρην, δὸς δ᾽ὀφθαλμοῖ σιν ἰδέσθαι·<br />
+ἐν δὲ φάιει καὶ ὄλεσσον ἐπεί νύ τοι εὔαδεν οὕτως.<a href="#fn-10" name="fnref-10" id="fnref-10"><sup>[10]</sup></a><br />
+(Iliad, xvii. 645 <i>et seq</i>.)
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-10" id="fn-10"></a> <a href="#fnref-10">[10]</a>
+O Father Zeus, only save thou the sons of the Acheans from the darkness, and
+make clear sky and vouchsafe sight to our eyes, and then, so it be but light,
+slay us, since such is thy good pleasure.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0045" id="link2H_4_0045"></a>
+I. GENERAL GREATAUK, DUKE OF SKULL
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+A short time after the flight of the Emiral, a middle-class Jew called
+Pyrot, desirous of associating with the aristocracy and wishing to serve
+his country, entered the Penguin army. The Minister of War, who at the
+time was Greatauk, Duke of Skull, could not endure him. He blamed him for
+his zeal, his hooked nose, his vanity, his fondness for study, his thick
+lips, and his exemplary conduct. Every time the author of any misdeed was
+looked for, Greatauk used to say:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It must be Pyrot!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One morning General Panther, the Chief of the Staff, informed Greatauk of
+a serious matter. Eighty thousand trusses of hay intended for the cavalry
+had disappeared and not a trace of them was to be found.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Greatauk exclaimed at once:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It must be Pyrot who has stolen them!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He remained in thought for some time and said: &ldquo;The more I think of it the
+more I am convinced that Pyrot has stolen those eighty thousand trusses of
+hay. And I know it by this: he stole them in order that he might sell them
+to our bitter enemies the Porpoises. What an infamous piece of treachery!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;There is no doubt about it,&rdquo; answered Panther; &ldquo;it only remains to prove
+it.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The same day, as he passed by a cavalry barracks, Prince des Boscénos
+heard the troopers as they were sweeping out the yard, singing:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Boscénos est un gros cochon;<br />
+On en va faire des andouilles,<br />
+Des saucisses et du jambon<br />
+Pour le réveillon des pauv&rsquo; bougres.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It seemed to him contrary to all discipline that soldiers should sing this
+domestic and revolutionary refrain which on days of riot had been uttered
+by the lips of jeering workmen. On this occasion he deplored the moral
+degeneration of the army, and thought with a bitter smile that his old
+comrade Greatauk, the head of this degenerate army, basely exposed him to
+the malice of an unpatriotic government. And he promised himself that he
+would make an improvement before long.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That scoundrel Greatauk,&rdquo; said he to himself, &ldquo;will, not remain long a
+Minister.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Prince des Boscénos was the most irreconcilable of the opponents of modern
+democracy, free thought, and the government which the Penguins had
+voluntarily given themselves. He had a vigorous and undisguised hatred for
+the Jews, and he worked in public and in private, night and day, for the
+restoration of the line of the Draconides. His ardent royalism was still
+further excited by the thought of his private affairs, which were in a bad
+way and were hourly growing worse. He had no hope of seeing an end to his
+pecuniary embarrassments until the heir of Draco the Great entered the
+city of Alca.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he returned to his house, the prince took out of his safe a bundle of
+old letters consisting of a private correspondence of the most secret
+nature, which he had obtained from a treacherous secretary. They proved
+that his old comrade Greatauk, the Duke of Skull, had been guilty of
+jobbery regarding the military stores and had received a present of no
+great value from a manufacturer called Maloury. The very smallness of this
+present deprived the Minister who had accepted it of all excuse.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The prince re-read the letters with a bitter satisfaction, put them
+carefully back into his safe, and dashed to the Minister of War. He was a
+man of resolute character. On being told that the Minister could see no
+one he knocked down the ushers, swept aside the orderlies, trampled under
+foot the civil and military clerks, burst through the doors, and entered
+the room of the astonished Greatauk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I will not say much,&rdquo; said he to him, &ldquo;but I will speak to
+the point. You are a confounded cad. I have asked you to put a flea in the ear
+of General Mouchin, the tool of those Republicans, and you would not do it. I
+have asked you to give a command to General des Clapiers, who works for the
+Dracophils, and who has obliged me personally, and you would not do it. I have
+asked you to dismiss General Tandem, the commander of Port Alca, who robbed me
+of fifty louis at cards, and who had me handcuffed when I was brought before
+the High Court as Emiral Chatillon&rsquo;s accomplice. You would not do it. I
+asked you for the hay and bran stores. You would not give them. I asked you to
+send me on a secret mission to Porpoisia. You refused. And not satisfied with
+these repeated refusals you have designated me to your Government colleagues as
+a dangerous person, who ought to be watched, and it is owing to you that I have
+been shadowed by the police. You old traitor! I ask nothing more from you and I
+have but one word to say to you: Clear out; you have bothered us too long.
+Besides, we will force the vile Republic to replace you by one of our own
+party. You know that I am a man of my word. If in twenty-four hours you have
+not handed in your resignation I will publish the Maloury <i>dossier</i> in the
+newspapers.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Greatauk calmly and serenely replied:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Be quiet, you fool. I am just having a Jew transported. I am handing over
+Pyrot to justice as guilty of having stolen eighty thousand trusses of
+hay.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Prince Boscénos, whose anger vanished like a dream, smiled.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Is that true?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You will see.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My congratulations, Greatauk. But as one always needs to take precautions
+with you I shall immediately publish the good news. People will read this
+evening about Pyrot&rsquo;s arrest in every newspaper in Alca . . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he went away muttering:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That Pyrot! I suspected he would come to a bad end.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A moment later General Panther appeared before Greatauk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I have just examined the business of the eighty thousand
+trusses of hay. There is no evidence against Pyrot.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Let it be found,&rdquo; answered Greatauk. &ldquo;Justice requires it. Have Pyrot
+arrested at once.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0046" id="link2H_4_0046"></a>
+II. PYROT
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+All Penguinia heard with horror of Pyrot&rsquo;s crime; at the same time there
+was a sort of satisfaction that this embezzlement combined with treachery
+and even bordering on sacrilege, had been committed by a Jew. In order to
+understand this feeling it is necessary to be acquainted with the state of
+public opinion regarding the Jews both great and small. As we have had
+occasion to say in this history, the universally detested and all powerful
+financial caste was composed of Christians and of Jews. The Jews who
+formed part of it and on whom the people poured all their hatred were the
+upper-class Jews. They possessed immense riches and, it was said, held
+more than a fifth part of the total property of Penguinia. Outside this
+formidable caste there was a multitude of Jews of a mediocre condition,
+who were not more loved than the others and who were feared much less. In
+every ordered State, wealth is a sacred thing: in democracies it is the
+only sacred thing. Now the Penguin State was democratic. Three or four
+financial companies exercised a more extensive, and above all, more
+effective and continuous power, than that of the Ministers of the
+Republic. The latter were puppets whom the companies ruled in secret, whom
+they compelled by intimidation or corruption to favour themselves at the
+expense of the State, and whom they ruined by calumnies in the press if
+they remained honest. In spite of the secrecy of the Exchequer, enough
+appeared to make the country indignant, but the middle-class Penguins had,
+from the greatest to the least of them, been brought up to hold money in
+great reverence, and as they all had property, either much or little, they
+were strongly impressed with the solidarity of capital and understood that
+a small fortune is not safe unless a big one is protected. For these
+reasons they conceived a religious respect for the Jews&rsquo; millions, and
+self-interest being stronger with them than aversion, they were as much
+afraid as they were of death to touch a single hair of one of the rich
+Jews whom they detested. Towards the poorer Jews they felt less
+ceremonious and when they saw any of them down they trampled on them. That
+is why the entire nation learnt with thorough satisfaction that the
+traitor was a Jew. They could take vengeance on all Israel in his person
+without any fear of compromising the public credit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That Pyrot had stolen the eighty thousand trusses of hay nobody hesitated
+for a moment to believe. No one doubted because the general ignorance in
+which everybody was concerning the affair did not allow of doubt, for
+doubt is a thing that demands motives. People do not doubt without reasons
+in the same way that people believe without reasons. The thing was not
+doubted because it was repeated everywhere and, with the public, to repeat
+is to prove. It was not doubted because people wished to believe Pyrot
+guilty and one believes what one wishes to believe. Finally, it was not
+doubted because the faculty of doubt is rare amongst men; very few minds
+carry in them its germs and these are not developed without cultivation.
+Doubt is singular, exquisite, philosophic, immoral, transcendent,
+monstrous, full of malignity, injurious to persons and to property,
+contrary to the good order of governments, and to the prosperity of
+empires, fatal to humanity, destructive of the gods, held in horror by
+heaven and earth. The mass of the Penguins were ignorant of doubt: it
+believed in Pyrot&rsquo;s guilt and this conviction immediately became one of
+its chief national beliefs and an essential truth in its patriotic creed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Pyrot was tried secretly and condemned.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+General Panther immediately went to the Minister of War to tell him the
+result.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Luckily,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;the judges were certain, for they had no proofs.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Proofs,&rdquo; muttered Greatauk, &ldquo;Proofs, what do they prove? There is only
+one certain, irrefragable proof&mdash;the confession of the guilty person.
+Has Pyrot confessed?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;No, General.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He will confess, he ought to. Panther, we must induce him; tell him it is
+to his interest. Promise him that, if he confesses, he will obtain
+favours, a reduction of his sentence, full pardon; promise him that if he
+confesses his innocence will be admitted, that he will be decorated.
+Appeal to his good feelings. Let him confess from patriotism, for the
+flag, for the sake of order, from respect for the hierarchy, at the
+special command of the Minister of War militarily. . . . But tell me,
+Panther, has he not confessed already? There are tacit confessions;
+silence is a confession.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;But, General, he is not silent; he keeps on squealing like a pig that he
+is innocent.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Panther, the confessions of a guilty man sometimes result from the
+vehemence of his denials. To deny desperately is to confess. Pyrot has
+confessed; we must have witnesses of his confessions, justice requires
+them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was in Western Penguinia a seaport called La Cirque, formed of three
+small bays and formerly greatly frequented by ships, but now solitary and
+deserted. Gloomy lagoons stretched along its low coasts exhaling a pestilent
+odour, while fever hovered over its sleepy waters. Here, on the borders of the
+sea, there was built a high square tower, like the old Campanile at Venice,
+from the side of which, close to the summit hung an open cage which was
+fastened by a chain to a transverse beam. In the times of the Draconides the
+Inquisitors of Alca used to put heretical clergy into this cage. It had been
+empty for three hundred years, but now Pyrot was imprisoned in it under the
+guard of sixty warders, who lived in the tower and did not lose sight of him
+night or day, spying on him for confessions that they might afterwards report
+to the Minister of War. For Greatauk, careful and prudent, desired confessions
+and still further confessions. Greatauk, who was looked upon as a fool, was in
+reality a man of great ability and full of rare foresight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time Pyrot, burnt by the sun, eaten by mosquitoes, soaked in
+the rain, hail and snow, frozen by the cold, tossed about terribly by the
+wind, beset by the sinister croaking of the ravens that perched upon his
+cage, kept writing down his innocence on pieces torn off his shirt with a
+tooth-pick dipped in blood. These rags were lost in the sea or fell into
+the hands of the gaolers. But Pyrot&rsquo;s protests moved nobody because his
+confessions had been published.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0047" id="link2H_4_0047"></a>
+III. COUNT DE MAUBEC DE LA DENTDULYNX
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The morals of the Jews were not always pure; in most cases they were averse
+from none of the vices of Christian civilization, but they retained from the
+Patriarchal age a recognition of family, ties and an attachment to the
+interests of the tribe. Pyrot&rsquo;s brothers, half-brothers, uncles,
+great-uncles, first, second, and third cousins, nephews and great-nephews,
+relations by blood and relations by marriage, and all who were related to him
+to the number of about seven hundred, were at first overwhelmed by the blow
+that had struck their relative, and they shut themselves up in their houses,
+covering themselves with ashes and blessing the hand that had chastised them.
+For forty days they kept a strict fast. Then they bathed themselves and
+resolved to search, without rest, at the cost of any toil and at the risk of
+every danger, for the demonstration of an innocence which they did not doubt.
+And how could they have doubted? Pyrot&rsquo;s innocence had been revealed to
+them in the same way that his guilt had been revealed to Christian
+Penguinia&rsquo;s; for these things, being hidden, assume a mystic character
+and take on the authority of religious truths. The seven hundred Pyrotists set
+to work with as much zeal as prudence, and made the most thorough inquiries in
+secret. They were everywhere; they were seen nowhere. One would have said that,
+like the pilot of Ulysses, they wandered freely over the earth. They penetrated
+into the War Office and approached, under different disguises, the judges, the
+registrars, and the witnesses of the affair. Then Greatauk&rsquo;s cleverness
+was seen. The witnesses knew nothing; the judges and registrars knew nothing.
+Emissaries reached even Pyrot and anxiously questioned him in his cage amid the
+prolonged moanings of the sea and the hoarse croaks of the ravens. It was in
+vain; the prisoner knew nothing. The seven hundred Pyrotists could not subvert
+the proofs of the accusation because they could not know what they were, and
+they could not know what they were because there were none. Pyrot&rsquo;s guilt
+was indefeasible through its very nullity. And it was with a legitimate pride
+that Greatauk, expressing himself as a true artist, said one day to General
+Panther: &ldquo;This case is a master-piece: it is made out of nothing.&rdquo;
+The seven hundred Pyrotists despaired of ever clearing up this dark business,
+when suddenly they discovered, from a stolen letter, that the eighty thousand
+trusses of hay had never existed, that a most distinguished nobleman, Count de
+Maubec, had sold them to the State, that he had received the price but had
+never delivered them. Indeed seeing that he was descended from the richest
+landed proprietors of ancient Penguinia, the heir of the Maubecs of Dentdulynx,
+once the possessors of four duchies, sixty counties, and six hundred and twelve
+marquisates, baronies, and viscounties, he did not possess as much land as he
+could cover with his hand, and would not have been able to cut a single
+day&rsquo;s mowing of forage off his own domains. As to his getting a single
+rush from a land-owner or a merchant, that would have been quite impossible,
+for everybody except the Ministers of State and the Government officials knew
+that it would be easier to get blood from a stone than a farthing from a
+Maubec.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The seven hundred Pyrotists made a minute inquiry concerning the Count
+Maubec de la Dentdulynx&rsquo;s financial resources, and they proved that that
+nobleman was chiefly supported by a house in which some generous ladies
+were ready to furnish all comers with the most lavish hospitality. They
+publicly proclaimed that he was guilty of the theft of the eighty thousand
+trusses of straw for which an innocent man had been condemned and was now
+imprisoned in the cage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Maubec belonged to an illustrious family which was allied to the
+Draconides. There is nothing that a democracy esteems more highly than
+noble birth. Maubec had also served in the Penguin army, and since the
+Penguins were all soldiers, they loved their army to idolatry. Maubec, on
+the field of battle, had received the Cross, which is a sign of honour
+among the Penguins and which they valued even more highly than the
+embraces of their wives. All Penguinia declared for Maubec, and the voice
+of the people which began to assume a threatening tone, demanded severe
+punishments for the seven hundred calumniating Pyrotists.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Maubec was a nobleman; he challenged the seven hundred Pyrotists to combat
+with either sword, sabre, pistols, carabines, or sticks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Vile dogs,&rdquo; he wrote to them in a famous letter, &ldquo;you have crucified my
+God and you want my life too; I warn you that I will not be such a duffer
+as He was and that I will cut off your fourteen hundred ears. Accept my
+boot on your seven hundred behinds.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Chief of the Government at the time was a peasant called Robin Mielleux, a
+man pleasant to the rich and powerful, but hard towards the poor, a man of
+small courage and ignorant of his own interests. In a public declaration he
+guaranteed Maubec&rsquo;s innocence and honour, and presented the seven hundred
+Pyrotists to the criminal courts where they were condemned, as libellers, to
+imprisonment, to enormous fines, and to all the damages that were claimed by
+their innocent victim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It seemed as if Pyrot was destined to remain for ever shut in the cage on
+which the ravens perched. But all the Penguins being anxious to know and
+prove that this Jew was guilty, all the proofs brought forward were found
+not to be good, while some of them were also contradictory. The officers
+of the Staff showed zeal but lacked prudence. Whilst Greatauk kept an
+admirable silence, General Panther made inexhaustible speeches and every
+morning demonstrated in the newspapers that the condemned man was guilty.
+He would have done better, perhaps, if he had said nothing. The guilt was
+evident and what is evident cannot be demonstrated. So much reasoning
+disturbed people&rsquo;s minds; their faith, though still alive, became less
+serene. The more proofs one gives a crowd the more they ask for.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nevertheless the danger of proving too much would not have been great if
+there had not been in Penguinia, as there are, indeed, everywhere, minds
+framed for free inquiry, capable of studying a difficult question, and
+inclined to philosophic doubt. They were few; they were not all inclined
+to speak, and the public was by no means inclined to listen to them.
+Still, they did not always meet with deaf ears. The great Jews, all the
+Israelite millionaires of Alca, when spoken to of Pyrot, said: &ldquo;We do not
+know the man&rdquo;; but they thought of saving him. They preserved the prudence
+to which their wealth inclined them and wished that others would be less
+timid. Their wish was to be gratified.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0048" id="link2H_4_0048"></a>
+IV. COLOMBAN
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Some weeks after the conviction of the seven hundred Pyrotists, a little,
+gruff, hairy, short-sighted man left his house one morning with a paste-pot, a
+ladder, and a bundle of posters and went about the streets pasting placards to
+the walls on which might be read in large letters: <i>Pyrot is innocent, Maubec
+is guilty</i>. He was not a bill-poster; his name was Colomban, and as the
+author of sixty volumes on Penguin sociology he was numbered among the most
+laborious and respected writers in Alca. Having given sufficient thought to the
+matter and no longer doubting Pyrot&rsquo;s innocence, he proclaimed it in the
+manner which he thought would be most sensational. He met with no hindrance
+while posting his bills in the quiet streets, but when he came to the populous
+quarters, every time he mounted his ladder, inquisitive people crowded round
+him and, dumbfounded with surprise and indignation, threw at him threatening
+looks which he received with the calm that comes from courage and
+short-sightedness. Whilst caretakers and tradespeople tore down the bills he
+had posted, he kept on zealously placarding, carrying his tools and followed by
+little boys who, with their baskets under their arms or their satchels on their
+backs, were in no hurry to reach school. To the mute indignation against him,
+protests and murmurs were now added. But Colomban did not condescend to see or
+hear anything. As, at the entrance to the Rue St. Orberosia, he was posting one
+of his squares of paper bearing the words: <i>Pyrot is innocent, Maubec is
+guilty</i>, the riotous crowd showed signs of the most violent anger. They
+called after him, &ldquo;Traitor, thief, rascal, scoundrel.&rdquo; A woman
+opened a window and emptied a vase full of filth over his head, a cabby sent
+his hat flying from one end of the street to the other by a blow of his whip
+amid the cheers of the crowd who now felt themselves avenged. A butcher&rsquo;s
+boy knocked Colomban with his paste-pot, his brush, and his posters, from the
+top of his ladder into the gutter, and the proud Penguins then felt the
+greatness of their country. Colomban stood up, covered with filth, lame, and
+with his elbow injured, but tranquil and resolute.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Low brutes,&rdquo; he muttered, shrugging his shoulders.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then he went down on all-fours in the gutter to look for his glasses which
+he had lost in his fall. It was then seen that his coat was split from the
+collar to the tails and that his trousers were in rags. The rancour of the
+crowd grew stronger.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the other side of the street stretched the big St. Orberosian Stores. The
+patriots seized whatever they could lay their hands on from the shop front, and
+hurled at Colomban oranges, lemons, pots of jam, pieces of chocolate, bottles
+of liqueurs, boxes of sardines, pots of <i>foie gras</i>, hams, fowls, flasks
+of oil, and bags of haricots. Covered with the débris of the food, bruised,
+tattered, lame, and blind, he took to flight, followed by the shop-boys,
+bakers, loafers, citizens, and hooligans whose number increased each moment and
+who kept shouting: &ldquo;Duck him! Death to the traitor! Duck him!&rdquo; This
+torrent of vulgar humanity swept along the streets and rushed into the Rue St.
+Maël. The police did their duty. From all the adjacent streets constables
+proceeded and, holding their scabbards with their left hands, they went at full
+speed in front of the pursuers. They were on the point of grabbing Colomban in
+their huge hands when he suddenly escaped them by falling through an open
+man-hole to the bottom of a sewer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He spent the night there in the darkness, sitting close by the dirty water
+amidst the fat and slimy rats. He thought of his task, and his swelling
+heart filled with courage and pity. And when the dawn threw a pale ray of
+light into the air-hole he got up and said, speaking to himself:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I see that the fight will be a stiff one.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Forthwith he composed a memorandum in which he clearly showed that Pyrot
+could not have stolen from the Ministry of War the eighty thousand trusses
+of hay which it had never received, for the reason that Maubec had never
+delivered them, though he had received the money. Colomban caused this
+statement to be distributed in the streets of Alca. The people refused to
+read it and tore it up in anger. The shop-keepers shook their fists at the
+distributers, who made off, chased by angry women armed with brooms.
+Feelings grew warm and the ferment lasted the whole day. In the evening
+bands of wild and ragged men went about the streets yelling: &ldquo;Death to
+Colomban!&rdquo; The patriots snatched whole bundles of the memorandum from the
+newsboys and burned them in the public squares, dancing wildly round these
+bon-fires with girls whose petticoats were tied up to their waists.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some of the more enthusiastic among them went and broke the windows of the
+house in which Colomban had lived in perfect tranquillity during his forty
+years of work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Parliament was roused and asked the Chief of the Government what measures
+he proposed to take in order to repel the odious attacks made by Colomban
+upon the honour of the National Arm and the safety of Penguinia. Robin
+Mielleux denounced Colomban&rsquo;s impious audacity and proclaimed amid the
+cheers of the legislators that the man would be summoned before the Courts
+to answer for his infamous libel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Minister of War was called to the tribune and appeared in it
+transfigured. He had no longer the air, as in former days, of one of the
+sacred geese of the Penguin citadels. Now, bristling, with outstretched
+neck and hooked beak, he seemed the symbolical vulture fastened to the
+livers of his country&rsquo;s enemies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the august silence of the assembly he pronounced these words only:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I swear that Pyrot is a rascal.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This speech of Greatauk was reported all over Penguinia and satisfied the
+public conscience.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0049" id="link2H_4_0049"></a>
+V. THE REVEREND FATHERS AGARIC AND CORNEMUSE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Colomban bore with meekness and surprise the weight of the general
+reprobation. He could not go out without being stoned, so he did not go
+out. He remained in his study with a superb obstinacy, writing new
+memoranda in favour of the encaged innocent. In the mean time among the
+few readers that he found, some, about a dozen, were struck by his reasons
+and began to doubt Pyrot&rsquo;s guilt. They broached the subject to their
+friends and endeavoured to spread the light that had arisen in their
+minds. One of them was a friend of Robin Mielleux and confided to him his
+perplexities, with the result that he was no longer received by that
+Minister. Another demanded explanations in an open letter to the Minister
+of War. A third published a terrible pamphlet. The latter, whose name was
+Kerdanic, was a formidable controversialist. The public was unmoved. It
+was said that these defenders of the traitor had been bribed by the rich
+Jews; they were stigmatized by the name of Pyrotists and the patriots
+swore to exterminate them. There were only a thousand or twelve hundred
+Pyrotists in the whole vast Republic, but it was believed that they were
+everywhere. People were afraid of finding them in the promenades, at
+meetings, at receptions, in fashionable drawing-rooms, at the
+dinner-table, even in the conjugal couch. One half of the population was
+suspected by the other half. The discord set all Alca on fire.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time Father Agaric, who managed his big school for young nobles,
+followed events with anxious attention. The misfortunes of the Penguin Church
+had not disheartened him. He remained faithful to Prince Crucho and preserved
+the hope of restoring the heir of the Draconides to the Penguin throne. It
+appeared to him that the events that were happening or about to happen in the
+country, the state of mind of which they were at once the effect and the cause,
+and the troubles that necessarily resulted from them might&mdash;if they were
+directed, guided, and led by the profound wisdom of a monk&mdash;overthrow the
+Republic and incline the Penguins to restore Prince Crucho, from whose piety
+the faithful hoped for so much solace. Wearing his huge black hat, the brims of
+which looked like the wings of Night, he walked through the Wood of Conils
+towards the factory where his venerable friend, Father Cornemuse, distilled the
+hygienic St. Orberosian liqueur. The good monk&rsquo;s industry, so cruelly
+affected in the time of Emiral Chatillon, was being restored from its ruins.
+One heard goods trains rumbling through the Wood and one saw in the sheds
+hundreds of orphans clothed in blue, packing bottles and nailing up cases.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric found the venerable Cornemuse standing before his stoves and
+surrounded by his retorts. The shining pupils of the old man&rsquo;s eyes had
+again become as rubies, his skull shone with its former elaborate and
+careful polish.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric first congratulated the pious distiller on the restored activity of
+his laboratories and workshops.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Business is recovering. I thank God for it,&rdquo; answered the old man
+of Conils. &ldquo;Alas! it had fallen into a bad state, Brother Agaric. You saw
+the desolation of this establishment. I need say no more.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric turned away his head.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The St. Orberosian liqueur,&rdquo; continued Cornemuse, &ldquo;is making fresh
+conquests. But none the less my industry remains uncertain and precarious.
+The laws of ruin and desolation that struck it have not been abrogated,
+they have only been suspended.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And the monk of Conils lifted his ruby eyes to heaven.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Agaric put his hand on his shoulder.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What a sight, Cornemuse, does unhappy Penguinia present to us!
+Everywhere disobedience, independence, liberty! We see the proud, the haughty,
+the men of revolt rising up. After having braved the Divine laws they now rear
+themselves against human laws, so true is it that in order to be a good citizen
+a man must be a good Christian. Colomban is trying to imitate Satan. Numerous
+criminals are following his fatal example. They want, in their rage, to put
+aside all checks, to throw off all yokes, to free themselves from the most
+sacred bonds, to escape from the most salutary restraints. They strike their
+country to make it obey them. But they will be overcome by the weight of public
+animadversion, vituperation, indignation, fury, execration, and abomination.
+That is the abyss to which they have been led by atheism, free thought, and the
+monstrous claim to judge for themselves and to form their own opinions.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Doubtless, doubtless,&rdquo; replied Father Cornemuse, shaking his head, &ldquo;but I
+confess that the care of distilling these simples has prevented me from
+following public affairs. I only know that people are talking a great deal
+about a man called Pyrot. Some maintain that he is guilty, others affirm
+that he is innocent, but I do not clearly understand the motives that
+drive both parties to mix themselves up in a business that concerns
+neither of them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The pious Agaric asked eagerly:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You do not doubt Pyrot&rsquo;s guilt?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I cannot doubt it, dear Agaric,&rdquo; answered the monk of Conils. &ldquo;That would
+be contrary to the laws of my country which we ought to respect as long as
+they are not opposed to the Divine laws. Pyrot is guilty, for he has been
+convicted. As to saying more for or against his guilt, that would be to
+erect my own authority against that of the judges, a thing which I will
+take good care not to do. Besides, it is useless, for Pyrot has been
+convicted. If he has not been convicted because he is guilty, he is guilty
+because he has been convicted; it comes to the same thing. I believe in
+his guilt as every good citizen ought to believe in it; and I will believe
+in it as long as the established jurisdiction will order me to believe in
+it, for it is not for a private person but for a judge to proclaim the
+innocence of a convicted person. Human justice is venerable even in the
+errors inherent in its fallible and limited nature. These errors are never
+irreparable; if the judges do not repair them on earth, God will repair
+them in Heaven. Besides I have great confidence in general Greatauk, who,
+though he certainly does not look it, seems to me to be an abler man than
+all those who are attacking him.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Dearest Cornemuse,&rdquo; cried the pious Agaric, &ldquo;the Pyrot affair, if pushed
+to the point whither we can lead it by the help of God and the necessary
+funds, will produce the greatest benefits. It will lay bare the vices of
+this Anti-Christian Republic and will incline the Penguins to restore the
+throne of the Draconides and the prerogatives of the Church. But to do
+that it is necessary for the people to see the clergy in the front rank of
+its defenders. Let us march against the enemies of the army, against those
+who insult our heroes, and everybody will follow us.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Everybody will be too many,&rdquo; murmured the monk of Conils, shaking his
+head. &ldquo;I see that the Penguins want to quarrel. If we mix ourselves up in
+their quarrel they will become reconciled at our expense and we shall have
+to pay the cost of the war. That is why, if you are guided by me, dear
+Agaric, you will not engage the Church in this adventure.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You know my energy; you know my prudence. I will compromise nothing. . .
+. Dear Cornemuse, I only want from you the funds necessary for us to begin
+the campaign.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For a long time Cornemuse refused to bear the expenses of what he thought
+was a fatal enterprise. Agaric was in turn pathetic and terrible. At last,
+yielding to his prayers and threats, Cornemuse, with banging head and
+swinging arms, went to the austere cell that concealed his evangelical
+poverty. In the whitewashed wall under a branch of blessed box, there was
+fixed a safe. He opened it, and with a sigh took out a bundle of bills
+which, with hesitating hands, he gave to the pious Agaric.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do not doubt it, dear Cornemuse,&rdquo; said the latter, thrusting the papers
+into the pocket of his overcoat, &ldquo;this Pyrot affair has been sent us by
+God for the glory and exaltation of the Church of Penguinia.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I pray that you may be right!&rdquo; sighed the monk of Conils.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And, left alone in his laboratory, he gazed, through his exquisite eyes,
+with an ineffable sadness at his stoves and his retorts.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0050" id="link2H_4_0050"></a>
+VI. THE SEVEN HUNDRED PYROTISTS
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The seven hundred Pyrotists inspired the public with an increasing
+aversion. Every day two or three of them were beaten to death in the
+streets. One of them was publicly whipped, another thrown into the river,
+a third tarred and feathered and led through a laughing crowd, a fourth
+had his nose cut off by a captain of dragoons. They did not dare to show
+themselves at their clubs, at tennis, or at the races; they put on a
+disguise when they went to the Stock Exchange. In these circumstances the
+Prince des Boscénos thought it urgent to curb their audacity and repress
+their insolence. For this purpose he joined with Count Cléna, M. de La
+Trumelle, Viscount Olive, and M. Bigourd in founding a great anti-Pyrotist
+association to which citizens in hundreds of thousands, soldiers in
+companies, regiments, brigades, divisions, and army corps, towns,
+districts, and provinces, all gave their adhesion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+About this time the Minister of War happening to visit one day his Chief
+of Staff, saw with surprise that the large room where General Panther
+worked, which was formerly quite bare, had now along each wall from floor
+to ceiling in sets of deep pigeon-holes, triple and quadruple rows of
+paper bundles of every as form and colour. These sudden and monstrous
+records had in a few days reached the dimensions of a pile of archives
+such as it takes centuries to accumulate.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What is this?&rdquo; asked the astonished minister.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Proofs against Pyrot,&rdquo; answered General Panther with patriotic
+satisfaction. &ldquo;We had not got them when we convicted him, but we have
+plenty of them now.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The door was open, and Greatauk saw coming up the stair-case a long file
+of porters who were unloading heavy bales of papers in the hall, and he
+saw the lift slowly rising heavily loaded with paper packets.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What are those others?&rdquo; said he.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They are fresh proofs against Pyrot that are now reaching us,&rdquo; said
+Panther. &ldquo;I have asked for them in every county of Penguinia, in every
+Staff Office and in every Court in Europe. I have ordered them in every
+town in America and in Australia, and in every factory in Africa, and I am
+expecting bales of them from Bremen and a ship-load from Melbourne.&rdquo; And
+Panther turned towards the Minister of War the tranquil and radiant look
+of a hero. However, Greatauk, his eye-glass in his eye, was looking at the
+formidable pile of papers with less satisfaction than uneasiness.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Very good,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;very good! but I am afraid that this Pyrot business
+may lose its beautiful simplicity. It was limpid; like a rock-crystal its
+value lay in its transparency. You could have searched it in vain with a
+magnifying-glass for a straw, a bend, a blot, for the least fault. When it
+left my hands it was as pure as the light. Indeed it was the light. I give
+you a pearl and you make a mountain out of it. To tell you the truth I am
+afraid that by wishing to do too well you have done less well. Proofs! of
+course it is good to have proofs, but perhaps it is better to have none at
+all. I have already told you, Panther, there is only one irrefutable
+proof, the confession of the guilty person (or if the innocent what
+matter!). The Pyrot affair, as I arranged it, left no room for criticism;
+there was no spot where it could be touched. It defied assault. It was
+invulnerable because it was invisible. Now it gives an enormous handle for
+discussion. I advise you, Panther, to use your paper packets with great
+reserve. I should be particularly grateful if you would be more sparing of
+your communications to journalists. You speak well, but you say too much.
+Tell me, Panther, are there any forged documents among these?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;There are some adapted ones.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That is what I meant. There are some adapted ones. So much the better. As
+proofs, forged documents, in general, are better than genuine ones, first
+of all because they have been expressly made to suit the needs of the
+case, to order and measure, and therefore they are fitting and exact. They
+are also preferable because they carry the mind into an ideal world and
+turn it aside from the reality which, alas! in this world is never without
+some alloy. . . . Nevertheless, I think I should have preferred, Panther,
+that we had no proofs at all.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first act of the Anti-Pyrotist Association was to ask the Government
+immediately to summon the seven hundred Pyrotists and their accomplices
+before the High Court of Justice as guilty of high treason. Prince des
+Boscénos was charged to speak on behalf of the Association and presented
+himself before the Council which had assembled to hear him. He expressed a
+hope that the vigilance and firmness of the Government would rise to the
+height of the occasion. He shook hands with each of the ministers and as
+he passed General Greatauk he whispered in his ear:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Behave properly, you ruffian, or I will publish the Maloury
+<i>dossier!</i>&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some days later by a unanimous vote of both Houses, on a motion proposed
+by the Government, the Anti-Pyrotist Association was granted a charter
+recognising it as beneficial to the public interest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Association immediately sent a deputation to Chitterlings Castle in
+Porpoisia, where Crucho was eating the bitter bread of exile, to assure
+the prince of the love and devotion of the Anti-Pyrotist members.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, the Pyrotists grew in numbers, and now counted ten thousand. They
+had their regular cafés on the boulevards. The patriots had theirs also,
+richer and bigger, and every evening glasses of beer, saucers,
+match-stands, jugs, chairs, and tables were hurled from one to the other.
+Mirrors were smashed to bits, and the police ended the struggles by
+impartially trampling the combatants of both parties under their
+hob-nailed shoes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On one of these glorious nights, as Prince des Boscénos was leaving a
+fashionable café in the company of some patriots, M. de La Trumelle
+pointed out to him a little, bearded man with glasses, hatless, and having
+only one sleeve to his coat, who was painfully dragging himself along the
+rubbish-strewn pavement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Look!&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;there is Colomban!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The prince had gentleness as well as strength; he was exceedingly mild;
+but at the name of Colomban his blood boiled. He rushed at the little
+spectacled man, and knocked him down with one blow of his fist on the
+nose.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+M. de La Trumelle then perceived that, misled by an undeserved
+resemblance, he had mistaken for Colomban, M. Bazile, a retired lawyer,
+the secretary of the Anti-pyrotist Association, and an ardent and generous
+patriot. Prince des Boscénos was one of those antique souls who never
+bend. However, he knew how to recognise his faults.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;M. Bazile,&rdquo; said he, raising his hat, &ldquo;if I have touched your face with
+my hand you will excuse me and you will understand me, you will approve of
+me, nay, you will compliment me, you will congratulate me and felicitate
+me, when you know the cause of that act. I took you for Colomban.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+M. Bazile, wiping his bleeding nostrils with his handkerchief and
+displaying an elbow laid bare by the absence of his sleeve:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; answered he drily, &ldquo;I shall not felicitate you, I shall not
+congratulate you, I shall not compliment you, for your action was, at the
+very least, superfluous; it was, I will even say, supererogatory. Already
+this evening I have been three times mistaken for Colomban and received a
+sufficient amount of the treatment he deserves. The patriots have knocked
+in my ribs and broken my back, and, sir, I was of opinion that that was
+enough.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Scarcely had he finished this speech than a band of Pyrotists appeared,
+and misled in their turn by that insidious resemblance, they believed that
+the patriots were killing Colomban. They fell on Prince des Boscénos and
+his companions with loaded canes and leather thongs, and left them for
+dead. Then seizing Bazile they carried him in triumph, and in spite of his
+protests, along the boulevards, amid cries of: &ldquo;Hurrah for Colomban!
+Hurrah for Pyrot!&rdquo; At last the police, who had been sent after them,
+attacked and defeated them and dragged them ignominiously to the station,
+where Bazile, under the name of Colomban, was trampled on by an
+innumerable quantity of thick, hob-nailed shoes.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0051" id="link2H_4_0051"></a>
+VII. BIDAULT-COQUILLE AND MANIFLORE, THE SOCIALISTS
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Whilst the wind of anger and hatred blew in Alca, Eugine Bidault-Coquille,
+poorest and happiest of astronomers, installed in an old steam-engine of
+the time of the Draconides, was observing the heavens through a bad
+telescope, and photographing the paths of the meteors upon some damaged
+photographic plates. His genius corrected the errors of his instruments
+and his love of science triumphed over the worthlessness of his apparatus.
+With an inextinguishable ardour he observed aerolites, meteors, and
+fire-balls, and all the glowing ruins and blazing sparks which pass
+through the terrestrial atmosphere with prodigious speed, and as a reward
+for is studious vigils he received the indifference of the public, the
+ingratitude of the State and the blame of the learned societies. Engulfed
+in the celestial spaces he knew not what occurred upon the surface of the
+earth. He never read the newspapers, and when he walked through the town
+his mind was occupied with the November asteroids, and more than once he
+found himself at the bottom of a pond in one of the public parks or
+beneath the wheels of a motor omnibus.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Elevated in stature as in thought he respected himself and others. This
+was shown by his cold politeness as well as by a very thin black frock
+coat and a tall hat which gave to his person an appearance at once
+emaciated and sublime. He took his meals in a little restaurant from which
+all customers less intellectual than himself had fled, and thenceforth his
+napkin bound by its wooden ring rested alone in the abandoned rack.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In this cook-shop his eyes fell one evening upon Colomban&rsquo;s memorandum in
+favour of Pyrot. He read it as he was cracking some bad nuts and suddenly,
+exalted with astonishment, admiration, horror, and pity, he forgot all
+about falling meteors and shooting stars and saw nothing but the innocent
+man hanging in his cage exposed to the winds of heaven and the ravens
+perching upon it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That image did not leave him. For a week he had been obsessed by the
+innocent convict, when, as he was leaving his cook-shop, he saw a crowd of
+citizens entering a public-house in which a public meeting was going on.
+He went in. The meeting was disorderly; they were yelling, abusing one
+another and knocking one another down in the smoke-laden hall. The
+Pyrotists and the Anti-Pyrotists spoke in turn and were alternately
+cheered and hissed at. An obscure and confused enthusiasm moved the
+audience. With the audacity of a timid and retired man Bidault-Coquille
+leaped upon the platform and spoke for three-quarters of an hour. He spoke
+very quickly, without order, but with vehemence, and with all the
+conviction of a mathematical mystic. He was cheered. When he got down from
+the platform a big woman of uncertain age, dressed in red, and wearing an
+immense hat trimmed with heroic feathers, throwing herself into his arms,
+embraced him, and said to him:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You are splendid!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He thought in his simplicity that there was some truth in the statement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She declared to him that henceforth she would live but for Pyrot&rsquo;s defence
+and Colomban&rsquo;s glory. He thought her sublime and beautiful. She was
+Maniflore, a poor old courtesan, now forgotten and discarded, who had
+suddenly become a vehement politician.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She never left him. They spent glorious hours together in doss-houses and
+in lodgings beautified by their love, in newspaper offices, in
+meeting-halls and in lecture-halls. As he was an idealist, he persisted in
+thinking her beautiful, although she gave him abundant opportunity of
+seeing that she had preserved no charm of any kind. From her past beauty
+she only retained a confidence in her capacity for pleasing and a lofty
+assurance in demanding homage. Still, it must be admitted that this Pyrot
+affair, so fruitful in prodigies, invested Maniflore with a sort of civic
+majesty, and transformed her, at public meetings, into an august symbol of
+justice and truth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Bidault-Coquille and Maniflore did not kindle the least spark of irony or
+amusement in a single Anti-Pyrotist, a single defender of Greatauk, or a
+single supporter of the army. The gods, in their anger, had refused to
+those men the precious gift of humour. They gravely accused the courtesan
+and the astronomer of being spies, of treachery, and of plotting against
+their country. Bidault-Coquille and Maniflore grew visibly greater beneath
+insult, abuse, and calumny.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For long months Penguinia had been divided into two camps and, though at
+first sight it may appear strange, hitherto the socialists had taken no
+part in the contest. Their groups comprised almost all the manual workers
+in the country, necessarily scattered, confused, broken up, and divided,
+but formidable. The Pyrot affair threw the group leaders into a singular
+embarrassment. They did not wish to place themselves either on the side of
+the financiers or on the side of the army. They regarded the Jews, both
+great and small, as their uncompromising opponents. Their principles were
+not at stake, nor were their interests concerned in the affair. Still the
+greater number felt how difficult it was growing for them to remain aloof
+from struggles in which all Penguinia was engaged.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Their leaders called a sitting of their federation at the Rue de la
+Queue-du-diable-St. Maël, to take into consideration the conduct they
+ought to adopt in the present circumstances and in future eventualities.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Comrade Phœnix was the first to speak.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;A crime,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;the most odious and cowardly of crimes, a judicial
+crime, has been committed. Military judges, coerced or misled by their
+superior officers, have condemned an innocent man to an infamous and cruel
+punishment. Let us not say that the victim is not one of our own party,
+that he belongs to a caste which was, and always will be, our enemy. Our
+party is the party of social justice; it can look upon no iniquity with
+indifference.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It would be a shame for us if we left it to Kerdanic, a radical, to
+Colomban, a member of the middle classes, and to a few moderate
+Republicans, alone to proceed against the crimes of the army. If the
+victim is not one of us, his executioners are our brothers&rsquo; executioners,
+and before Greatauk struck down this soldier he shot our comrades who were
+on strike.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Comrades, by an intellectual, moral and material effort you must rescue
+Pyrot from his torment, and in performing this generous act you are not
+turning aside from the liberating and revolutionary task you have
+undertaken, for Pyrot his become the symbol of the oppressed and of all
+the social iniquities that now exist; by destroying one you make all the
+others tremble.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Phœnix ended, comrade Sapor spoke in these terms:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You are advised to abandon your task in order to do something with which
+you have no concern. Why throw yourselves into a conflict where, on
+whatever side you turn, you will find none but your natural,
+uncompromising, even necessary opponents? Are the financiers to be less
+hated by us than the army? What inept and criminal generosity is it that
+hurries you to save those seven hundred Pyrotists whom you will always
+find confronting you in the social war?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is proposed that you act the part of the police for your enemies, and
+that you are to re-establish for them the order which their own crimes
+have disturbed. Magnanimity pushed to this degree changes its name.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Comrades, there is a point at which infamy becomes fatal to a society.
+Penguin society is being strangled by its infamy, and you are requested to
+save it, to give it air that it can breathe. This is simply turning you
+into ridicule.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Leave it to smother itself and let us gaze at its last convulsions with
+joyful contempt, only regretting that it has so entirely corrupted the soil on
+which it has been built that we shall find nothing but poisoned mud on which to
+lay the foundations of a new society.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Sapor had ended his speech comrade Lapersonne pronounced these few
+words:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Phœnix calls us to Pyrot&rsquo;s help for the reason that Pyrot is innocent.
+It seems to me that that is a very bad reason. If Pyrot is innocent he has
+behaved like a good soldier and has always conscientiously worked at his
+trade, which principally consists in shooting the people. That is not a
+motive to make the people brave all dangers in his defence. When it is
+demonstrated to me that Pyrot is guilty and that he stole the army hay, I
+shall be on his side.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Comrade Larrivée afterwards spoke.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am not of my friend, Phœnix&rsquo;s opinion but I am not with my friend
+Sapor either. I do not believe that the party is bound to embrace a cause
+as soon as we are told that that cause is just. That, I am afraid, is a
+grievous abuse of words and a dangerous equivocation. For social justice
+is not revolutionary justice. They are both in perpetual antagonism: to
+serve the one is to oppose the other. As for me, my choice is made. I am
+for revolutionary justice as against social justice. Still, in the present
+case I am against abstention. I say that when a lucky chance brings us an
+affair like this we should be fools not to profit by it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;How? We are given an opportunity of striking terrible, perhaps fatal,
+blows against militarism. And am I to fold my arms? I tell you, comrades,
+I am not a fakir, I have never been a fakir, and if there are fakirs here
+let them not count on me. To sit in meditation is a policy without results
+and one which I shall never adopt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;A party like ours ought to be continually asserting itself. It ought to
+prove its existence by continual action. We will intervene in the Pyrot
+affair but we will intervene in it in a revolutionary manner; we will
+adopt violent action. . . . Perhaps you think that violence is
+old-fashioned and superannuated, to be scrapped along with diligences,
+hand-presses and aerial telegraphy. You are mistaken. To-day as yesterday
+nothing is obtained except by violence; it is the one efficient
+instrument. The only thing necessary is to know how to use it. You ask
+what will our action be? I will tell you: it will be to stir up the
+governing classes against one another, to put the army in conflict with
+the capitalists, the government with the magistracy, the nobility and
+clergy with the Jews, and if possible to drive them all to destroy one
+another. To do this would be to carry on an agitation which would weaken
+government in the same way that fever wears out the sick.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The Pyrot affair, little as we know how to turn it to advantage, will put
+forward by ten years the growth of the Social party and the emancipation
+of the proletariat, by disarmament, the general strike, and revolution.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The leaders of the party having each expressed a different opinion, the
+discussion was continued, not without vivacity. The orators, as always
+happens in such a case, reproduced the arguments they had already brought
+forward, though with less order and moderation than before. The dispute
+was prolonged and none changed his opinion. These opinions, in the final
+analysis, were reduced to two: that of Sapor and Lapersonne who advised
+abstention, and that of Phœnix and Larrivée, who wanted intervention.
+Even these two contrary opinions were united in a common hatred of the
+heads of the army and of their justice, and in a common belief in Pyrot&rsquo;s
+innocence. So that public opinion was hardly mistaken in regarding all the
+Socialist leaders as pernicious Anti-Pyrotists.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As for the vast masses in whose name they spoke and whom they represented
+as far as speech can express the impossible&mdash;as for the proletarians
+whose thought is difficult to know and who do not know it themselves, it
+seemed that the Pyrot affair did not interest them. It was too literary
+for them, it was in too classical a style, and had an upper-middle-class
+and high-finance tone about it that did not please them much.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0052" id="link2H_4_0052"></a>
+VIII. THE COLOMBAN TRIAL
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+When the Colomban trial began, the Pyrotists were not many more than
+thirty thousand, but they were every where and might be found even among
+the priests and millionaires. What injured them most was the sympathy of
+the rich Jews. On the other hand they derived valuable advantages from
+their feeble number. In the first place there were among them fewer fools
+than among their opponents, who were over-burdened with them. Comprising
+but a feeble minority, they co-operated easily, acted with harmony, and
+had no temptation to divide and thus counteract one another&rsquo;s efforts.
+Each of them felt the necessity of doing the best possible and was the
+more careful of his conduct as he found himself more in the public eye.
+Finally, they had every reason to hope that they would gain fresh
+adherents, while their opponents, having had everybody with them at the
+beginning, could only decrease.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Summoned before the judges at a public sitting, Colomban immediately
+perceived that his judges were not anxious to discover the truth. As soon
+as he opened his mouth the President ordered him to be silent in the
+superior interests of the State. For the same reason, which is the supreme
+reason, the witnesses for the defence were not heard. General Panther, the
+Chief of the Staff, appeared in the witness-box, in full uniform and
+decorated with all his orders. He deposed as follows:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The infamous Colomban states that we have no proofs against Pyrot. He
+lies; we have them. I have in my archives seven hundred and thirty-two
+square yards of them which at five hundred pounds each make three hundred
+and sixty-six thousand pounds.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That superior officer afterwards gave, with elegance and ease, a summary
+of those proofs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They are of all colours and all shades,&rdquo; said he in substance, &ldquo;they are
+of every form&mdash;pot, crown, sovereign, grape, dove-cot, grand eagle,
+etc. The smallest is less than the hundredth part of a square inch, the
+largest measures seventy yards long by ninety yards broad.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this revelation the audience shuddered with horror.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Greatauk came to give evidence in his turn. Simpler, and perhaps greater,
+he wore a grey tunic and held his hands joined behind his back.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I leave,&rdquo; said he calmly and in a slightly raised voice, &ldquo;I leave to M.
+Colomban the responsibility for an act that has brought our country to the
+brink of ruin. The Pyrot affair is secret; it ought to remain secret. If
+it were divulged the cruelest ills, wars, pillages, depredations, fires,
+massacres, and epidemics would immediately burst upon Penguinia. I should
+consider myself guilty of high treason if I uttered another word.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some persons known for their political experience, among others M.
+Bigourd, considered the evidence of the Minister of War as abler and of
+greater weight than that of his Chief of Staff.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The evidence of Colonel de Boisjoli made a great impression.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;One evening at the Ministry of War,&rdquo; said that officer, &ldquo;the attaché of a
+neighbouring Power told me that while visiting his sovereign&rsquo;s stables he
+had once admired some soft and fragrant hay, of a pretty green colour, the
+finest hay he had ever seen! &lsquo;Where did it come from?&rsquo; I asked him. He did
+not answer, but there seemed to me no doubt about its origin. It was the
+hay Pyrot had stolen. Those qualities of verdure, softness, and aroma, are
+those of our national hay. The forage of the neighbouring Power is grey
+and brittle; it sounds under the fork and smells of dust. One can draw one
+own conclusions.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lieutenant-Colonel Hastaing said in the witness-box, amid hisses, that he
+did not believe Pyrot guilty. He was immediately seized by the police and
+thrown into the bottom of a dungeon where, amid vipers, toads, and broken
+glass, he remained insensible both to promises and threats.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The usher called:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Count Pierre Maubec de la Dentdulynx.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was deep silence, and a stately but ill-dressed nobleman, whose
+moustaches pointed to the skies and whose dark eyes shot forth flashing
+glances, was seen advancing toward the witness-box.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He approached Colomban and casting upon him a look of ineffable disdain:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My evidence,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;here it is: you excrement!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At these words the entire hall burst into enthusiastic applause and jumped
+up, moved by one of those transports that stir men&rsquo;s hearts and rouse them
+to extraordinary actions. Without another word Count Maubec de la
+Dentdulynx withdrew.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All those present left the Court and formed a procession behind him.
+Prostrate at his feet, Princess des Boscénos held his legs in a close
+embrace, but he went on, stern and impassive, beneath a shower of
+handkerchiefs and flowers. Viscountess Olive, clinging to his neck, could
+not be removed, and the calm hero bore her along with him, floating on his
+breast like a light scarf.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the court resumed its sitting, which it had been compelled to
+suspend, the President called the experts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Vermillard, the famous expert in handwriting, gave the results of his
+researches.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Having carefully studied,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;the papers found in
+Pyrot&rsquo;s house, in particular his account book and his laundry books, I
+noticed that, though apparently not out of the common, they formed an
+impenetrable cryptogram, the key to which, however, I discovered. The
+traitor&rsquo;s infamy is to be seen in every line. In this system of writing
+the words &lsquo;Three glasses of beer and twenty francs for Adèle&rsquo; mean
+&lsquo;I have delivered thirty thousand trusses of hay to a neighbouring
+Power.&rsquo; From these documents I have even been able to establish the
+composition of the hay delivered by this officer. The words waistcoat, drawers,
+pocket handkerchief, collars, drink, tobacco, cigars, mean clover, meadowgrass,
+lucern, burnet, oats, rye-grass, vernal-grass, and common cat&rsquo;s tail
+grass. And these are precisely the constituents of the hay furnished by Count
+Maubec to the Penguin cavalry. In this way Pyrot mentioned his crimes in a
+language that he believed would always remain indecipherable. One is confounded
+by so much astuteness and so great a want of conscience.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Colomban, pronounced guilty without any extenuating circumstances, was
+condemned to the severest penalty. The judges immediately signed a warrant
+consuming him to solitary confinement.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the Place du Palais on the sides of a river whose banks had during the
+course of twelve centuries seen so great a history, fifty thousand persons
+were tumultuously awaiting the result of the trial. Here were the heads of
+the Anti-Pyrotist Association, among whom might be seen Prince des
+Boscénos, Count Cléna, Viscount Olive, and M. de La Trumelle; here crowded
+the Reverend Father Agaric and the teachers of St. Maël College with their
+pupils; here the monk Douillard and General Caraguel, embracing each
+other, formed a sublime group. The market women and laundry women with
+spits, shovels, tongs, beetles, and kettles full of water might be seen
+running across the Pont-Vieux. On the steps in front of the bronze gates
+were assembled all the defenders of Pyrot in Alca, professors, publicists,
+workmen, some conservatives, others Radicals or Revolutionaries, and by
+their negligent dress and fierce aspect could be recognised comrades
+Phœnix, Larrivée, Lapersonne, Dagobert, and Varambille. Squeezed in his
+funereal frock-coat and wearing his hat of ceremony, Bidault-Coquille
+invoked the sentimental mathematics on behalf of Colomban and Colonel
+Hastaing. Maniflore shone smiling and resplendent on the topmost step,
+anxious, like Leaena, to deserve a glorious monument, or to be given, like
+Epicharis, the praises of history.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The seven hundred Pyrotists disguised as lemonade sellers, gutter-merchants,
+collectors of odds and ends, or anti-Pyrotists, wandered round the vast
+building.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Colomban appeared, so great an uproar burst forth that, struck by the
+commotion of air and water, birds fell from the trees and fishes floated
+on the surface of the stream.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On all sides there were yells:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Duck Colomban, duck him, duck him!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There were some cries of &ldquo;Justice and truth!&rdquo; and a voice was even heard
+shouting:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Down with the Army!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This was the signal for a terrible struggle. The combatants fell in
+thousands, and their bodies formed howling and moving mounds on top of
+which fresh champions gripped each other by the throats. Women, eager,
+pale, and dishevelled, with clenched teeth and frantic nails, rushed on
+the man, in transports that, in the brilliant light of the public square,
+gave to their faces expressions unsurpassed even in the shade of curtains
+and in the hollows of pillows. They were going to seize Colomban, to bite
+him, to strangle, dismember and rend him, when Maniflore, tall and
+dignified in her red tunic, stood forth, serene and terrible, confronting
+these furies who recoiled from before her in terror. Colomban seemed to be
+saved; his partisans succeeded in clearing a passage for him through the
+Place du Palais and in putting him into a cab stationed at the corner of
+the Pont-Vieux. The horse was already in full trot when Prince des
+Boscénos, Count Cléna, and M. de La Trumelle knocked the driver off his
+seat. Then, making the animal back and pushing the spokes of the wheels,
+they ran the vehicle on to the parapet of the bridge, whence they
+overturned it into the river amid the cheers of the delirious crowd. With
+a resounding splash a jet of water rose upwards, and then nothing but a
+slight eddy was to be seen on the surface of the stream.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Almost immediately comrades Dagobert and Varambille, with the help of the
+seven hundred disguised Pyrotists, sent Prince des Boscénos head foremost
+into a river-laundry in which he was lamentably swallowed up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Serene night descended over the Place du Palais and shed silence and peace
+upon the frightful ruins with which it was strewed. In the mean time,
+Colomban, three thousand yards down the stream, cowering beside a lame old
+horse on a bridge, was meditating on the ignorance and injustice of
+crowds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The business,&rdquo; said he to himself, &ldquo;is even more troublesome than I
+believed. I foresee fresh difficulties.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He got up and approached the unhappy animal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What have you, poor friend, done to them?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It is on my account
+they have used you so cruelly.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He embraced the unfortunate beast and kissed the white star on his
+forehead. Then he took him by the bridle and led him, both of them
+limping, trough the sleeping city to his house, where sleep soon allowed
+them to forget mankind.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0053" id="link2H_4_0053"></a>
+IX. FATHER DOUILLARD
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+In their infinite gentleness and at the suggestion of the common father of
+the faithful, the bishops, canons, vicars, curates, abbots, and friars of
+Penguinia resolved to hold a solemn service in the cathedral of Alca, and
+to pray that Divine mercy would deign to put an end to the troubles that
+distracted one of the noblest countries in Christendom, and grant to
+repentant Penguinia pardon for its crimes against God and the ministers of
+religion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ceremony took place on the fifteenth of June. General Caraguel,
+surrounded by his staff, occupied the churchwarden&rsquo;s pew. The congregation
+was numerous and brilliant. According to M. Bigourd&rsquo;s expression it was
+both crowded and select. In the front rank was to be seen M. de la
+Bertheoseille, Chamberlain to his Highness Prince Crucho. Near the pulpit,
+which was to be ascended by the Reverend Father Douillard, of the Order of
+St. Francis, were gathered, in an attitude of attention with their hands
+crossed upon their wands of office, the great dignitaries of the
+Anti-Pyrotist association, Viscount Olive, M. de La Trumelle, Count Cléna,
+the Duke d&rsquo;Ampoule, and Prince des Boscénos. Father Agaric was in the apse
+with the teachers and pupils of St. Maël College. The right-hand transept
+and aisle were reserved for officers and soldiers in uniform, this side
+being thought the more honourable, since the Lord leaned his head to the
+right when he died on the Cross. The ladies of the aristocracy, and among
+them Countess Cléna, Viscountess Olive, and Princess des Boscénos,
+occupied reserved seats. In the immense building and in the square outside
+were gathered twenty thousand clergy of all sorts, as well as thirty
+thousand of the laity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the expiatory and propitiatory ceremony the Reverend Father
+Douillard ascended the pulpit. The sermon had at first been entrusted to
+the Reverend Father Agaric, but, in spite of his merits, he was thought
+unequal to the occasion in zeal and doctrine, and the eloquent Capuchin
+friar, who for six months had gone through the barracks preaching against
+the enemies of God and authority, had been chosen in his place.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Reverend Father Douillard, taking as his text, &ldquo;He hath put down the
+mighty from their seat,&rdquo; established that all temporal power has God as
+its principle and its end, and that it is ruined and destroyed when it
+turns aside from the path that Providence has traced out for it and from
+the end to which He has directed it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Applying these sacred rules to the government of Penguinia, he drew a
+terrible picture of the evils that the country&rsquo;s rulers had been unable
+either to prevent or to foresee.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The first author of all these miseries and degradations, my
+brethren,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;is only too well known to you. He is a monster
+whose destiny is providentially proclaimed by his name, for it is derived from
+the Greek word, <i>pyros</i>, which means fire. Eternal wisdom warns us by this
+etymology that a Jew was to set ablaze the country that had welcomed
+him.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He depicted the country, persecuted by the persecutors of the Church, and
+crying in its agony:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;O woe! O glory! Those who have crucified my God are crucifying me!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At these words a prolonged shudder passed through the assembly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The powerful orator excited still greater indignation when he described
+the proud and crime-stained Colomban, plunged into the stream, all the
+waters of which could not cleanse him. He gathered up all the humiliations
+and all the perils of the Penguins in order to reproach the President of
+the Republic and his Prime Minister with them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That Minister,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;having been guilty of degrading cowardice in
+not exterminating the seven hundred Pyrotists with their allies and
+defenders, as Saul exterminated the Philistines at Gibeah, has rendered
+himself unworthy of exercising the power that God delegated to him, and
+every good citizen ought henceforth to insult his contemptible government.
+Heaven will look favourably on those who despise him. &lsquo;He hath put down
+the mighty from their seat.&rsquo; God will depose these pusillanimous chiefs
+and will put in their place strong men who will call upon Him. I tell you,
+gentlemen, I tell you officers, non-commissioned officers, and soldiers
+who listen to me, I tell you General of the Penguin armies, the hour has
+come! If you do not obey God&rsquo;s orders, if in His name you do not depose
+those now in authority, if you do not establish a religious and strong
+government in Penguinia, God will none the less destroy what He has
+condemned, He will none the less save His people. He will save them, but,
+if you are wanting, He will do so by means of a humble artisan or a simple
+corporal. Hasten! The hour will soon be past.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Excited by this ardent exhortation, the sixty thousand people present rose
+up trembling and shouting: &ldquo;To arms! To arms! Death to the Pyrotists!
+Hurrah for Crucho!&rdquo; and all of them, monks, women, soldiers, noblemen,
+citizens, and loafers, who were gathered beneath the superhuman arm
+uplifted in the pulpit, struck up the hymn, &ldquo;Let us save Penguinia!&rdquo; They
+rushed impetuously from the basilica and marched along the quays to the
+Chamber of Deputies.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Left alone in the deserted nave, the wise Cornemuse, lifting his arms to
+heaven, murmured in broken accents:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Agnosco fortunam ecclesiæ penguicanæ! I see but too well whither this
+will lead us.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The attack which the crowd made upon the legislative palace was repulsed.
+Vigorously charged by the police and Alcan guards, the assailants were
+already fleeing in disorder, when the Socialists, running from the slums
+and led by comrades Phœnix, Dagobert, Lapersonne, and Varambille, threw
+themselves upon them and completed their discomfiture. MM. de La Trumelle
+and d&rsquo;Ampoule were taken to the police station. Prince des Boscénos, after
+a valiant struggle, fell upon the bloody pavement with a fractured skull.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the enthusiasm of victory, the comrades, mingled with an innumerable
+crowd of paper-sellers and gutter-merchants, ran through the boulevards
+all night, carrying, Maniflore in triumph, and breaking the mirrors of the
+cafés and the glasses of the street lamps amid cries of &ldquo;Down with Crucho!
+Hurrah for the Social Revolution!&rdquo; The Anti-Pyrotists in their turn upset
+the newspaper kiosks and tore down the hoardings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These were spectacles of which cool reason cannot approve and they were
+fit causes for grief to the municipal authorities, who desired to preserve
+the good order of the roads and streets. But, what was sadder for a man of
+heart was the sight or the canting humbugs, who, from fear of blows, kept
+at an equal distance from the two camps, and who, although they allowed
+their selfishness and cowardice to be visible, claimed admiration for the
+generosity of their sentiments and the nobility of their souls. They
+rubbed their eyes with onions, gaped like whitings, blew violently into
+their handkerchiefs, and, bringing their voices out of the depths of their
+stomachs, groaned forth: &ldquo;O Penguins, cease these fratricidal struggles;
+cease to rend your mother&rsquo;s bosom!&rdquo; As if men could live in society
+without disputes and without quarrels, and as if civil discords were not
+the necessary conditions of national life and progress. They showed
+themselves hypocritical cowards by proposing a compromise between the just
+and the unjust, offending the just in his rectitude and the unjust in his
+courage. One of these creatures, the rich and powerful Machimel, a
+champion coward, rose upon the town like a colossus of grief; his tears
+formed poisonous lakes at his feet and his sighs capsized the boats of the
+fishermen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+During these stormy nights Bidault-Coquille at the top of his old
+steam-engine, under the serene sky, boasted in his heart, while the
+shooting stars registered themselves upon his photographic plates. He was
+fighting for justice. He loved and was loved with a sublime passion.
+Insult and calumny raised him to the clouds. A caricature of him in
+company with those of Colomban, Kerdanic, and Colonel Hastaing was to be
+seen in the newspaper kiosks. The Anti-Pyrotists proclaimed that he had
+received fifty thousand francs from the big Jewish financiers. The
+reporters of the militarist sheets held interviews regarding his
+scientific knowledge with official scholars, who declared he had no
+knowledge of the stars, disputed his most solid observations, denied his
+most certain discoveries, and condemned his most ingenious and most
+fruitful hypotheses. He exulted under these flattering blows of hatred and
+envy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He contemplated the black immensity pierced by a multitude of lights,
+without giving a thought to all the heavy slumbers, cruel insomnias, vain
+dreams, spoilt pleasures, and infinitely diverse miseries that a great
+city contains.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is in this enormous city,&rdquo; said he to himself, &ldquo;that the just and the
+unjust are joining battle.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And substituting a simple and magnificent poetry for the multiple and
+vulgar reality, he represented to himself the Pyrot affair as a struggle
+between good and bad angels. He awaited the eternal triumph of the Sons of
+Light and congratulated himself on being a Child of the Day confounding
+the Children of Night.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0054" id="link2H_4_0054"></a>
+X. MR. JUSTICE CHAUSSEPIED
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Hitherto blinded by fear, incautious and stupid before the bands of Friar
+Douillard and the partisans of Prince Crucho, the Republicans at last
+opened their eyes and grasped the real meaning of the Pyrot affair. The
+deputies who had for two years turned pale at the shouts of the patriotic
+crowds became, not indeed more courageous, but altered their cowardice and
+blamed Robin Mielleux for disorders which their own compliance had
+encouraged, and the instigators of which they had several times slavishly
+congratulated. They reproached him for having imperilled the Republic by a
+weakness which was really theirs and a timidity which they themselves had
+imposed upon him. Some of them began to doubt whether it was not to their
+interest to believe in Pyrot&rsquo;s innocence rather than in his guilt, and
+thenceforward they felt a bitter anguish at the thought that the unhappy
+man might have been wrongly convicted and that in his aerial cage he might
+be expiating another man&rsquo;s crimes. &ldquo;I cannot sleep on account of it!&rdquo; was
+what several members of Minister Guillaumette&rsquo;s majority used to say. But
+these were ambitious to replace their chief.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These generous legislators overthrew the cabinet, and the President of the
+Republic put in Robin Mielleux&rsquo;s place, a patriarchal Republican with a
+flowing beard, La Trinité by name, who, like most of the Penguins,
+understood nothing about the affair, but thought that too many monks were
+mixed up in it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+General Greatauk before leaving the Ministry of War, gave his final advice
+to Pariler, the Chief of the Staff.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I go and you remain,&rdquo; said he, as he shook hands with him. &ldquo;The Pyrot
+affair is my daughter; I confide her to you, she is worthy of your love
+and your care; she is beautiful. Do not forget that her beauty loves the
+shade, is leased with mystery, and likes to remain veiled. Great her
+modesty with gentleness. Too many indiscreet looks have already profaned
+her charms. . . . Panther, you desired proofs and you obtained them. You
+have many, perhaps too many, in your possession. I see that there will be
+many tiresome interventions and much dangerous curiosity. If I were in
+your place I would tear up all those documents. Believe me, the best of
+proofs is none at all. That is the only one which nobody discusses.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Alas! General Panther did not realise the wisdom of this advice. The
+future was only too thoroughly to justify Greatauk&rsquo;s perspicacity. La
+Trinité demanded the documents belonging, to the Pyrot affair. Péniche,
+his Minister of War, refused them in the superior interests of the
+national defence, telling him that the documents under General Panther&rsquo;s
+care formed the hugest mass of archives in the world. La Trinité studied
+the case as well as he could, and, without penetrating to the bottom of
+the matter, suspected it of irregularity. Conformably to his rights and
+prerogatives he then ordered a fresh trial to be held. Immediately,
+Péniche, his Minister of War, accused him of insulting the army and
+betraying the country and flung his portfolio at his head. He was replaced
+by a second, who did the same. To him succeeded a third, who imitated
+these examples, and those after him to the number of seventy acted like
+their predecessors, until the venerable La Trinité groaned beneath the
+weight of bellicose portfolios. The seventy-first Minister of War, van
+Julep, retained office. Not that he was in disagreement with so many and
+such noble colleagues, but he had been commissioned by them generously to
+betray his Prime Minister, to cover him with shame and opprobrium, and to
+convert the new trial to the glory of Greatauk, the satisfaction of the
+Anti-Pyrotists, the profit of the monks, and the restoration of Prince
+Crucho.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+General van Julep, though endowed with high military virtues, was not
+intelligent enough to employ the subtle conduct and exquisite methods of
+Greatauk. He thought, like General Panther, that tangible proofs against
+Pyrot were necessary, that they could never ave too many of them, that
+they could never have even enough. He expressed these&rsquo; sentiments to his
+Chief of Staff, who was only too inclined to agree with them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Panther,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;we are at the moment when we need abundant and
+superabundant proofs.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You have said enough, General,&rdquo; answered Panther, &ldquo;I will complete my
+piles of documents.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Six months later the proofs against Pyrot filled two storeys of the
+Ministry of War. The ceiling fell in beneath the weight of the bundles,
+and the avalanche of falling documents crushed two head clerks, fourteen
+second clerks, and sixty copying clerks, who were at work upon the ground
+floor arranging a change in the fashion of the cavalry gaiters. The walls
+of the huge edifice had to be propped. Passers-by saw with amazement
+enormous beams and monstrous stanchions which reared themselves obliquely
+against the noble front of the building, now tottering and disjointed, and
+blocked up the streets, stopped the carriages, and presented to the
+motor-omnibuses an obstacle against which they dashed with their loads of
+passengers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The judges who had condemned Pyrot were not, properly speaking, judges but
+soldiers. The judges who had condemned Colomban were real judges, but of
+inferior rank, wearing seedy black clothes like church vergers, unlucky
+wretches of judges, miserable judgelings. Above them were the superior
+judges who wore ermine robes over their black gowns. These, renowned for
+their knowledge and doctrine, formed a court whose terrible name expressed
+power. It was called the Court of Appeal (Cassation) so as to make it
+clear that it was the hammer suspended over the judgments and decrees of
+all other jurisdictions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of these superior red Judges of the Supreme Court, called Chaussepied,
+led a modest and tranquil life in a suburb of Alca. His soul was pure, his
+heart honest, his spirit just. When he had finished studying his documents
+he used to play the violin and cultivate hyacinths. Every Sunday he dined
+with his neighbours the Mesdemoiselles Helbivore. His old age was cheerful
+and robust and his friends often praised the amenity of his character.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For some months, however, he had been irritable and touchy, and when he
+opened a newspaper his broad and ruddy face would become covered with
+dolorous wrinkles and darkened with an angry purple. Pyrot was the cause
+of it. Justice Chaussepied could not understand how an officer could have
+committed so black a crime as to hand over eighty thousand trusses of
+military hay to a neighbouring and hostile Power. And he could still less
+conceive how a scoundrel should have found official defenders in
+Penguinia. The thought that there existed in his country a Pyrot, a
+Colonel Hastaing, a Colomban, a Kerdanic, a Phœnix, spoilt his hyacinths,
+his violin, his heaven, and his earth, all nature, and even his dinner
+with the Mesdemoiselles Helbivore!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time the Pyrot case, having been presented to the Supreme
+Court by the Keeper of Seals, it fell to Chaussepied to examine it and
+cover its defects, in case any existed. Although as upright and honest as
+a man can be, and trained by long habit to exercise his magistracy without
+fear or favour, he expected to find in the documents he submitted to him
+proofs of certain guilt and obvious criminality. After lengthened
+difficulties and repeated refusals on the part of General Julep, Justice
+Chaussepied was allowed to examine the documents. Numbered and initialed
+they ran to the number of fourteen millions six hundred and twenty-six
+thousand three hundred and twelve. As he studied them the judge was at
+first surprised, then astonished, then stupefied, amazed, and, if I dare
+say so, flabbergasted. He found among the documents prospectuses of new
+fancy shops, newspapers, fashion-plates, paper bags, old business letters,
+exercise books, brown paper, green paper for rubbing parquet floors,
+playing cards, diagrams, six thousand copies of the &ldquo;Key to Dreams,&rdquo; but
+not a single document in which any mention was made of Pyrot.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0055" id="link2H_4_0055"></a>
+XI. CONCLUSION
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The appeal was allowed, and Pyrot was brought down from his cage. But the
+Anti-Pyrotists did not regard themselves as beaten. The military judges
+re-tried Pyrot. Greatauk, in this second affair, surpassed himself. He
+obtained a second conviction; he obtained it by declaring that the proofs
+communicated to the Supreme Court were worth nothing, and that great care
+had been taken to keep back the good ones, since they ought to remain
+secret. In the opinion of connoisseurs he had never shown so much address.
+On leaving the court, as he passed through the vestibule with a tranquil
+step, and his hands behind his back, amidst a crowd of sight-seers, a
+woman dressed in red and with her face covered by a black veil rushed at
+him, brandishing a kitchen knife.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Die, scoundrel!&rdquo; she cried. It was Maniflore. Before those present could
+understand what was happening, the general seized her by the wrist, and
+with apparent gentleness, squeezed it so forcibly that the knife fell from
+her aching hand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then he picked it up and handed it to Maniflore.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said he with a bow, &ldquo;you have dropped a household utensil.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He could not prevent the heroine from being taken to the police-station;
+but he had her immediately released and afterwards he employed all his
+influence to stop the prosecution.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The second conviction of Pyrot was Greatauk&rsquo;s last victory.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Justice Chaussepied, who had formerly liked soldiers so much, and esteemed
+their justice so highly, being now enraged with the military judges,
+quashed their judgments as a monkey cracks nuts. He rehabilitated Pyrot a
+second time; he would, if necessary, have rehabilitated him five hundred
+times.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Furious at having been cowards and at having allowed themselves to be
+deceived and made game of, the Republicans turned against the monks and
+clergy. The deputies passed laws of expulsion, separation, and spoliation
+against them. What Father Cornemuse had foreseen took place. That good
+monk was driven from the Wood of Conils. Treasury officers confiscated his
+retorts and his stills, and the liquidators divided amongst them his
+bottles of St. Oberosian liqueur. The pious distiller lost the annual
+income of three million five hundred thousand francs that his products
+procured for him. Father Agaric went into exile, abandoning his school
+into the hands of laymen, who soon allowed it to fall into decay.
+Separated from its foster-mother, the State, the Church of Penguinia
+withered like a plucked flower.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The victorious defenders of the innocent man now abused each other and
+overwhelmed each other reciprocally with insults and calumnies. The
+vehement Kerdanic hurled himself upon Phœnix as if ready to devour him.
+The wealthy Jews and the seven hundred Pyrotists turned away with disdain
+from the socialist comrades whose aid they had humbly implored in the
+past.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We know you no longer,&rdquo; said they. &ldquo;To the devil with you and your social
+justice. Social justice is the defence of property.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having been elected a Deputy and chosen to be the leader of the new
+majority, comrade Larrivée was appointed by the Chamber and public opinion
+to the Premiership. He showed himself an energetic defender of the
+military tribunals that had condemned Pyrot. When his former socialist
+comrades claimed a little more justice and liberty for the employés of the
+State as well as for manual workers, he opposed their proposals in an
+eloquent speech.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Liberty,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;is not licence. Between order and disorder my choice
+is made: revolution is impotence. Progress has no more formidable enemy
+than violence. Gentlemen, those who, as I am, are anxious for reform,
+ought to apply themselves before everything else to cure this agitation
+which enfeebles government just as fever exhausts those who are ill. It is
+time to reassure honest people.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This speech was received with applause. The government of the Republic
+remained in subjection to the great financial companies, the army was
+exclusively devoted to the defence of capital, while the fleet was
+designed solely to procure fresh orders for the mine-owners. Since the
+rich refused to pay their just share of the taxes, the poor, as in the
+past, paid for them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time from the height of his old steamline, beneath the crowded
+stars of night, Bidault-Coquille gazed sadly at the sleeping city.
+Maniflore had left him. Consumed with a desire for fresh devotions and
+fresh sacrifices, she had gone in company with a young Bulgarian to bear
+justice and vengeance to Sofia. He did not regret her, having perceived
+after the Affair, that she was less beautiful in form and in thought than
+he had at first imagined. His impressions had been modified in the same
+direction concerning many other forms and many other thoughts. And what
+was cruelest of all to him, he regarded himself as not so great, not so
+splendid, as he had believed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he reflected:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You considered yourself sublime when you had but candour and good-will.
+Of what were you proud, Bidault-Coquille? Of having been one of the first
+to know that Pyrot was innocent and Greatauk a scoundrel. But
+three-fourths of those who defended Greatauk against the attacks of the
+seven hundred Pyrotists knew that better than you. Of what then did you
+show yourself so proud? Of having dared to say what you thought? That is
+civic courage, and, like military courage, it is a mere result of
+imprudence. You have been imprudent. So far so good, but that is no reason
+for praising yourself beyond measure. Your imprudence was trifling; it
+exposed you to trifling perils; you did not risk your head by it. The
+Penguins have lost that cruel and sanguinary pride which formerly gave a
+tragic grandeur to their revolutions; it is the fatal result of the
+weakening of beliefs and character. Ought one to look upon oneself as a
+superior spirit for having shown a little more clear-sightedness than the
+vulgar? I am very much afraid, on the contrary, Bidault-Coquille, that you
+have given proof of a gross misunderstanding of the conditions of the
+moral and intellectual development of a people. You imagined that social
+injustices were threaded together like pearls and that it would be enough
+to pull off one in order to unfasten the whole necklace. That is a very
+ingenuous conception. You flattered yourself that at one stroke you were
+establishing justice in your own country and in the universe. You were a
+brave man, an honest idealist, though without much experimental
+philosophy. But go home to your own heart and you will recognise that you
+had in you a spice of malice and that our ingenuousness was not without
+cunning. You believed you were performing a fine moral action. You said to
+yourself: &lsquo;Here am I, just and courageous once for all. I can henceforth
+repose in the public esteem and the praise of historians.&rsquo; And now that
+you have lost your illusions, now that you know how hard it is to redress
+wrongs, and that the task must ever be begun afresh, you are going back to
+your asteroids. You are right; but go back to them with modesty,
+Bidault-Coquille!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0056" id="link2H_4_0056"></a>
+BOOK VII. MODERN TIMES
+</h2>
+
+<p class="center">
+MADAME CÉRÈS
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+&ldquo;Only extreme things are tolerable.&rdquo;<br />
+Count Robert de Montesquiou.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0057" id="link2H_4_0057"></a>
+I. MADAME CLARENCE&rsquo;S DRAWING-ROOM
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Madame Clarence, the widow of an exalted functionary of the Republic, loved to
+entertain. Every Thursday she collected together some friends of modest
+condition who took pleasure in conversation. The ladies who went to see her,
+very different in age and rank, were all without money, and had all suffered
+much. There was a duchess who looked like a fortune-teller and a fortune-teller
+who looked like a duchess. Madame Clarence was pretty enough to maintain some
+old <i>liaisons</i>, but not to form new ones, and she generally inspired a
+quiet esteem. She had a very pretty daughter, who, since she had no dower,
+caused some alarm among the male guests; for the Penguins were as much afraid
+of portionless girls as they were of the devil himself. Eveline Clarence,
+noticing their reserve and perceiving its cause, used to hand them their tea
+with an air of disdain. Moreover, she seldom appeared at the parties and talked
+only to the ladies or the very young people. Her discreet and retiring presence
+put no restraint upon the conversation, since those who took part in it thought
+either that as she was a young girl she would not understand it, or that, being
+twenty-five years old, she might listen to everything.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One Thursday therefore, in Madame Clarence&rsquo;s drawing-room, the
+conversation turned upon love. The ladies spoke of it with pride, delicacy, and
+mystery, the men with discretion and fatuity; everyone took an interest in the
+conversation, for each one was interested in what he or she said. A great deal
+of wit flowed; brilliant apostrophes were launched forth and keen repartees
+were returned. But when Professor Haddock began to speak he overwhelmed
+everybody.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is the same with our ideas on love as with our ideas on everything
+else,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;they rest upon anterior habits whose very memory has been
+effaced. In morals, the limitations that have lost their grounds for
+existing, the most useless obligations, the cruelest and most injurious
+restraints, are because of their profound antiquity and the mystery of
+their origin, the least disputed and the least disputable as well as the
+most respected, and they are those that cannot be violated without
+incurring the most severe blame. All morality relative to the relations of
+the sexes is founded on this principle: that a woman once obtained belongs
+to the man, that she is his property like his horse or his weapons. And
+this having ceased to be true, absurdities result from it, such as the
+marriage or contract of sale of a woman to a man, with clauses restricting
+the right of ownership introduced as a consequence of the gradual
+diminution of the claims of the possessor.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The obligation imposed on a girl that she should bring her virginity to
+her husband comes from the times when girls were married immediately they
+were of a marriageable age. It is ridiculous that a girl who marries at
+twenty-five or thirty should be subject to that obligation. You will,
+perhaps, say that it is a present with which her husband, if she gets one
+at last, will be gratified; but every moment we see men wooing married
+women and showing themselves perfectly satisfied to take them as they find
+them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Still, even in our own day, the duty of girls is determined in religious
+morality by the old belief that God, the most powerful of warriors, is
+polygamous, that he has reserved all maidens for himself, and that men can
+only take those whom he has left. This belief, although traces of it exist
+in several metaphors of mysticism, is abandoned to-day, by most civilised
+peoples. However, it still dominates the education of girls not only among
+our believers, but even among our free-thinkers, who, as a rule, think
+freely for the reason that they do not think at all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Discretion means ability to separate and discern. We say that a girl is
+discreet when she knows nothing at all. We cultivate her ignorance. In
+spite of all our care the most discreet know something, for we cannot
+conceal from them their own nature and their own sensations. But they know
+badly, they know in a wrong way. That is all we obtain by our careful
+education. . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; suddenly said Joseph Boutourlé, the High Treasurer of Alca,
+&ldquo;believe me, there are innocent girls, perfectly innocent girls, and it is
+a great pity. I have known three. They married, and the result was
+tragical.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have noticed,&rdquo; Professor Haddock went on, &ldquo;that Europeans in general
+and Penguins in particular occupy themselves, after sport and motoring,
+with nothing so much as with love. It is giving a great deal of importance
+to a matter that has very little weight.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Then, Professor,&rdquo; exclaimed Madame Crémeur in a choking voice, &ldquo;when a
+woman has completely surrendered herself to you, you think it is a matter
+of no importance?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;No, Madame; it can have its importance,&rdquo; answered Professor Haddock, &ldquo;but
+it is necessary to examine if when she surrenders herself to us she offers
+us a delicious fruit-garden or a plot of thistles and dandelions. And
+then, do we not misuse words? In love, a woman lends herself rather than
+gives herself. Look at the pretty Madame Pensée. . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;She is my mother,&rdquo; said a tall, fair young man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Sir, I have the greatest respect for her,&rdquo; replied Professor Haddock; &ldquo;do
+not be afraid that I intend to say anything in the least offensive about
+her. But allow me to tell you that, as a rule, the opinions of sons about
+their mothers are not to be relied on. They do not bear enough in mind
+that a mother is a mother only because she loved, and that she can still
+love. That, however, is the case, and it would be deplorable were it
+otherwise. I have noticed, on the contrary, that daughters do not deceive
+themselves about their mothers&rsquo; faculty for loving or about the use they
+make of it; they are rivals; they have their eyes upon them.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The insupportable Professor spoke a great deal longer, adding indecorum to
+awkwardness, and impertinence to incivility, accumulating incongruities,
+despising what is respectable, respecting what is despicable; but no one
+listened to him further.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+During this time in a room that was simple without grace, a room sad for
+the want of love, a room which, like all young girls&rsquo; rooms, had something
+of the cold atmosphere of a place of waiting about it, Eveline Clarence
+turned over the pages of club annuals and prospectuses of charities in
+order to obtain from them some acquaintance with society. Being convinced
+that her mother, shut up in her own intellectual but poor world, could
+neither bring her out or push her into prominence, she decided that she
+herself would seek the best means of winning a husband. At once calm and
+obstinate, without dreams or illusions, and regarding marriage as but a
+ticket of admission or a passport, she kept before her mind a clear notion
+of the hazards, difficulties, and chances of her enterprise. She had the
+art of pleasing and a coldness of temperament that enabled her to turn it
+to its fullest advantage. Her weakness lay in the fact that she was
+dazzled by anything that had an aristocratic air.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When she was alone with her mother she said:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Mamma, we will go to-morrow to Father Douillard&rsquo;s retreat.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0058" id="link2H_4_0058"></a>
+II. THE CHARITY OF ST. ORBEROSIA
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Every Friday evening at nine o&rsquo;clock the choicest of Alcan society
+assembled in the aristocratic church of St. Maël for the Reverend Father
+Douillard&rsquo;s retreat. Prince and Princess des Boscénos, Viscount and
+Viscountess Olive, M. and Madame Bigourd, Monsieur and Madame de La
+Trumelle were never absent. The flower of the aristocracy might be seen
+there, and fair Jewish baronesses also adorned it by their presence, for
+the Jewish baronesses of Alca were Christians.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This retreat, like all religious retreats, had for its object to procure
+for those living in the world opportunities for recollection so that they
+might think of their eternal salvation. It was also intended to draw down
+upon so man noble and illustrious families the benediction of L.
+Orberosia, who loves the Penguins. The Reverend Father Douillard strove
+for the completion of his task with a truly apostolical zeal. He hoped to
+restore the prerogatives of St. Orberosia as the patron saint of Penguinia
+and to dedicate to her a monumental church on one of the hills that
+dominate the city. His efforts had been crowned with great success, and
+for the accomplishing of this national enterprise he had already united
+more than a hundred thousand adherents and collected more than twenty
+millions of francs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was in the choir of St. Maël&rsquo;s that St. Orberosia&rsquo;s new shrine, shining
+with gold, sparkling with precious stones, and surrounded by tapers and
+flowers, had been erected.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The following account may be read in the &ldquo;History of the Miracles of the
+Patron Saint of Alca&rdquo; by the Abbé Plantain:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The ancient shrine had been melted down during the Terror and the
+precious relics of the saint thrown into a fire that had been lit on the
+Place de Grève; but a poor woman of great piety, named Rouquin, went by
+night at the peril of her life to gather up the calcined bones and the
+ashes of the blessed saint. She preserved them in a jam-pot, and when
+religion was again restored, brought them to the venerable Curé of St.
+Maëls. The woman ended her days piously as a vendor of tapers and
+custodian of seats in the saint&rsquo;s chapel.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is certain that in the time of Father Douillard, although faith was
+declining, the cult of St. Orberosia, which for three hundred years had
+fallen under the criticism of Canon Princeteau and the silence of the
+Doctors of the Church, recovered, and was surrounded with more pomp, more
+splendour, and more fervour than ever. The theologians did not now
+subtract a single iota from the legend. They held as certainly established
+all the facts related by Abbot Simplicissimus, and in particular declared,
+on the testimony of that monk, that the devil, assuming a monk&rsquo;s form had
+carried off the saint to a cave and had there striven with her until she
+overcame him. Neither places nor dates caused them any embarrassment. They
+paid no heed to exegesis and took good care not to grant as much to
+science as Canon Princeteau had formerly conceded. They knew too well
+whither that would lead.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The church shone with lights and flowers. An operatic tenor sang the
+famous canticle of St. Orberosia:
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Virgin of Paradise<br />
+Come, come in the dusky night<br />
+And on us shed<br />
+Thy beams of light.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mademoiselle Clarence sat beside her mother and in front of Viscount
+Cléna. She remained kneeling during a considerable time, for the attitude
+of prayer is natural to discreet virgins and it shows off their figures.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Reverend Father Douillard ascended the pulpit. He was a powerful
+orator and could, at once melt, surprise, and rouse his hearers. Women
+complained only that he fulminated against vice with excessive harshness
+and in crude terms that made them blush. But they liked him none the less
+for it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He treated in his sermon of the seventh trial of St. Orberosia, who was tempted
+by the dragon which she went forth to combat. But she did not yield, and she
+disarmed the monster. The orator demonstrated without difficulty that we, also,
+by the aid of St. Orberosia, and strong in the virtue which she inspires, can
+in our turn overthrow the dragons that dart upon us and are waiting to devour
+us, the dragon of doubt, the dragon of impiety, the dragon of forgetfulness of
+religious duties. He proved that the charity of St. Orberosia was a work of
+social regeneration, and he concluded by an ardent appeal to the faithful
+&ldquo;to become instruments of the Divine mercy, eager upholders and
+supporters of the charity of St. Orberosia, and to furnish it with all the
+means which it required to take its flight and bear its salutary
+fruits.&rdquo;<a href="#fn-11" name="fnref-11" id="fnref-11"><sup>[11]</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-11" id="fn-11"></a> <a href="#fnref-11">[11]</a>
+Cf. J. Ernest Charles in the &ldquo;Censeur,&rdquo; May-August, 1907, p. 562,
+col. 2.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the ceremony, the Reverend Father Douillard remained in the sacristy
+at the disposal of those of the faithful who desired information
+concerning the charity, or who wished to bring their contributions.
+Mademoiselle Clarence wished to speak to Father Douillard, so did Viscount
+Cléna. The crowd was large, and a queue was formed. By chance Viscount
+Cléna and Mademoiselle Clarence were side by side and possibly they were
+squeezed a little closely to each other by the crowd. Eveline had noticed
+this fashionable young man, who was almost as well known as his father in
+the world of sport. Cléna had noticed her, and, as he thought her pretty,
+he bowed to her, then apologised and pretended to believe that he had been
+introduced to the ladies, but could not remember where. They pretended to
+believe it also.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He presented himself the following week at Madame Clarence&rsquo;s, thinking
+that her house was a bit fast&mdash;a thing not likely to displease him&mdash;and
+when he saw Eveline again he felt he had not been mistaken and that she
+was an extremely pretty girl.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Viscount Cléna had the finest motor-car in Europe. For three months he
+drove the Clarences every day over hills and plains, through woods and
+valleys; they visited famous sites and went over celebrated castles. He
+said to Eveline all that could be said and did all that could be done to
+overcome her resistance. She did not conceal from him that she loved him,
+that she would always love him, and love no one but him. She remained
+grave and trembling by his side. To his devouring passion she opposed the
+invincible defence of a virtue conscious of its danger. At the end of
+three months, after having gone uphill and down hill, turned sharp
+corners, and negotiated level crossings, and experienced innumerable
+break-downs, he knew her as well as he knew the fly-wheel of his car, but
+not much better. He employed surprises, adventures, sudden stoppages in
+the depths of forests and before hotels, but he had advanced no farther.
+He said to himself that it was absurd; then, taking her again in his car
+he set off at fifty miles an hour quite prepared to upset her in a ditch
+or to smash himself and her against a tree.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day, having come to take her on some excursion, he found her more
+charming than ever, and more provoking. He darted upon her as a storm
+falls upon the reeds that border a lake. She bent with adorable weakness
+beneath the breath of the storm, and twenty times was almost carried away
+by its strength, but twenty times she arose, supple and, bowing to the
+wind. After all these shocks one would have said that a light breeze had
+barely touched her charming stem; she smiled as if ready to be plucked by
+a bold hand. Then her unhappy aggressor, desperate, enraged, and three
+parts mad, fled so as not to kill her, mistook the door, went into the
+bedroom of Madame Clarence, whom he found putting on her hat in front of a
+wardrobe, seized her, flung her on the bed, and possessed her before she
+knew what had happened.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The same day Eveline, who had been making inquiries, learned that Viscount
+Cléna had nothing but debts, lived on money given him by an elderly lady,
+and promoted the sale of the latest models of a motor-car manufacturer.
+They separated with common accord and Eveline began again disdainfully to
+serve tea to her mother&rsquo;s guests.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0059" id="link2H_4_0059"></a>
+III. HIPPOLYTE CÉRÈS
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+In Madame Clarence&rsquo;s drawing-room the conversation turned upon love, and
+many charming things were said about it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Love is a sacrifice,&rdquo; sighed Madame Crémeur.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I agree with you,&rdquo; replied M. Boutourlé with animation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But Professor Haddock soon displayed his fastidious insolence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It seems to me,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that the Penguin ladies have made a great fuss
+since, through St. Maël&rsquo;s agency, they became viviparous. But there is
+nothing to be particularly proud of in that, for it is a state they share
+in common with cows and pigs, and even with orange and lemon trees, for
+the seeds of these plants germinate in the pericarp.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The self-importance which the Penguin ladies give themselves does not go
+so far back as that,&rdquo; answered M. Boutourlé. &ldquo;It dates from the day when
+the holy apostle gave them clothes. But this self-importance was long kept
+in restraint, and displayed itself fully only with increased luxury of
+dress and in a small section of society. For go only two leagues from Alca
+into the country at harvest time, and you will see whether women are
+over-precise or self-important.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On that day M. Hippolyte Cérès paid his first call. He was a Deputy of
+Alca, and one of the youngest members of the House. His father was said to
+have kept a dram shop, but he himself was a lawyer of robust physique, a
+good though prolix speaker, with a self-important air and a reputation for
+ability.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;M. Cérès,&rdquo; said the mistress of the house, &ldquo;your constituency is one of
+the finest in Alca.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;And there are fresh improvements made in it every day, Madame.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Unfortunately, it is impossible to take a stroll through it any longer,&rdquo;
+said M. Boutourlé.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Why?&rdquo; asked M. Cérès.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;On account of the motors, of course.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do not give them a bad name,&rdquo; answered the Deputy. &ldquo;They are our great
+national industry.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I know. The Penguins of to-day make me think of the ancient Egyptians.
+According to Clement of Alexandria, Taine tells us&mdash;though he
+misquotes the text&mdash;the Egyptians worshipped the crocodiles that
+devoured them. The Penguins to-day worship the motors that crush them.
+Without a doubt the future belongs to the metal beast. We are no more
+likely to go back to cabs than we are to go back to the diligence. And the
+long martyrdom of the horse will come to an end. The motor, which the
+frenzied cupidity of manufacturers hurls like a juggernaut&rsquo;s car upon the
+bewildered people and of which the idle and fashionable make a foolish
+though fatal elegance, will soon begin to perform its true function, and
+putting its strength at the service of the entire people, will behave like
+a docile, toiling monster. But in order that the motor may cease to be
+injurious and become beneficent we must build roads suited to its speed,
+roads which it cannot tear up with its ferocious tyres, and from which it
+will send no clouds of poisonous dust into human lungs. We ought not to
+allow slower vehicles or mere animals to go upon those roads, and we
+should establish garages upon them and foot-bridges over them, and so
+create order and harmony among the means of communication of the future.
+That is the wish of every good citizen.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Madame Clarence led the conversation back to the improvements in M. Cérès&rsquo;
+constituency. M. Cérès showed his enthusiasm for demolitions, tunnelings,
+constructions, reconstructions, and all other fruitful operations.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We build to-day in an admirable style,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;everywhere majestic
+avenues are being reared. Was ever anything as fine as our arcaded bridges
+and our domed hotels!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You are forgetting that big palace surmounted an immense melon-shaped
+dome,&rdquo; grumbled by M. Daniset, an old art amateur, in a voice of
+restrained rage. &ldquo;I am amazed at the degree of ugliness which a modern
+city can attain. Alca is becoming Americanised. Everywhere we are
+destroying all that is free, unexpected, measured, restrained, human, or
+traditional among the things that are left us. Everywhere we are
+destroying that charming object, a piece of an old wall that bears up the
+branches of a tree. Everywhere we are suppressing some fragment of light
+and air, some fragment of nature, some fragment of the associations that
+still remain with us, some fragment of our fathers, some fragment of
+ourselves. And we are putting up frightful, enormous, infamous houses,
+surmounted in Viennese style by ridiculous domes, or fashioned after the
+models of the &lsquo;new art&rsquo; without mouldings, or having profiles with
+sinister corbels and burlesque pinnacles, and such monsters as these
+shamelessly peer over the surrounding buildings. We see bulbous
+protuberances stuck on the fronts of buildings and we are told they are
+&lsquo;new art&rsquo; motives. I have seen the &lsquo;new art&rsquo; in other countries, but it is
+not so ugly as with us; it has fancy and it has simplicity. It is only in
+our own country that by a sad privilege we may behold the newest and most
+diverse styles of architectural ugliness. Not an enviable privilege!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Are you not afraid,&rdquo; asked M. Cérès severely, &ldquo;are you not afraid that
+these bitter criticisms tend to keep out of our capital the foreigners who
+flow into it from all arts of the world and who leave millions behind
+them?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You may set your mind at rest about that,&rdquo; answered M. Daniset.
+&ldquo;Foreigners do not come to admire our buildings; they come to see our
+courtesans, our dressmakers, and our dancing saloons.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;We have one bad habit,&rdquo; sighed M. Cérès, &ldquo;it is that we calumniate
+ourselves.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Madame Clarence as an accomplished hostess thought it was time to return
+to the subject of love and asked M. Jumel his opinion of M. Leon Blum&rsquo;s
+recent book in which the author complained. . . .
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;. . . That an irrational custom,&rdquo; went on Professor Haddock, &ldquo;prevents
+respectable young ladies from making love, a thing they would enjoy doing,
+whilst mercenary girls do it too much and without getting any enjoyment
+out of it. It is indeed deplorable. But M. Leon Blum need not fret too
+much. If the evil exists, as he says it does, in our middle-class society,
+I can assure him that everywhere else he would see a consoling spectacle.
+Among the people, the mass of the people through town and country, girls
+do not deny themselves that pleasure.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is depravity!&rdquo; said Madame Crémeur.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And she praised the innocence of young girls in terms full of modesty and
+grace. It was charming to hear her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Professor Haddock&rsquo;s views on the same subject were, on the contrary,
+painful to listen to.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Respectable young girls,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;are guarded and watched over.
+Besides, men do not, as a rule, pursue them much, either through probity,
+or from a fear of grave responsibilities, or because the seduction of a
+young girl would not be to their credit. Even then we do not know what
+really takes place, for the reason that what is hidden is not seen. This
+is a condition necessary to the existence of all society. The scruples of
+respectable young girls could be more easily overcome than those of
+married women if the same pressure were brought to bear on them, and for
+this there are two reasons: they have more illusions, and their curiosity
+has not been satisfied. Women, for the most part, have been so
+disappointed by their husbands that they have not courage enough to begin
+again with somebody else. I myself have been met by this obstacle several
+times in my attempts at seduction.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the moment when Professor Haddock ended his unpleasant remarks,
+Mademoiselle Eveline Clarence entered the drawing-room and listlessly
+handed about tea with that expression of boredom which gave an oriental
+charm to her beauty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;For my part,&rdquo; said Hippolyte Cérès, looking at her, &ldquo;I declare myself the
+young ladies&rsquo; champion.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He must be a fool,&rdquo; thought the girl.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte Cérès, who had never set foot outside of his political world of
+electors and elected, thought Madame Clarence&rsquo;s drawing-room most select,
+its mistress exquisite, and her daughter amazingly beautiful. His visits
+became frequent and he paid court to both of them. Madame Clarence, who
+now liked attention, thought him agreeable. Eveline showed no friendliness
+towards him, and treated him with a hauteur and disdain that he took for
+aristocratic behaviour and fashionable manners, and he thought all the
+more of her on that account. This busy man taxed his ingenuity to please
+them, and he sometimes succeeded. He got them cards for fashionable
+functions and boxes at the Opera. He furnished Mademoiselle Clarence with
+several opportunities of appearing to great advantage and in particular at
+a garden party which, although given by a Minister, was regarded as really
+fashionable, and gained its first success in society circles for the
+Republic.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At that party Eveline had been much noticed and had attracted the special
+attention of a young diplomat called Roger Lambilly who, imagining that
+she belonged to a rather fast set, invited her to his bachelor&rsquo;s flat. She
+thought him handsome and believed him rich, and she accepted. A little
+moved, almost disquieted, she very nearly became the victim of her daring,
+and only avoided defeat by an offensive measure audaciously carried out.
+This was the most foolish escapade in her unmarried life.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Being now on friendly terms with Ministers and with the President, Eveline
+continued to wear her aristocratic and pious affectations, and these won
+for her the sympathy of the chief personages in the anti-clerical and
+democratic Republic. M. Hippolyte Cérès, seeing that she was succeeding
+and doing him credit, liked her still more. He even went so far as to fall
+madly in love with her.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Henceforth, in spite of everything, she began to observe him with
+interest, being curious to see if his passion would increase. He appeared
+to her without elegance or grace, and not well bred, but active,
+clear-sighted, full of resource, and not too great a bore. She still made
+fun of him, but he had now won her interest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day she wished to test him. It was during the elections, when members
+of Parliament were, as the phrase runs, requesting a renewal of their
+mandates. He had an opponent, who, though not dangerous at first and not
+much of an orator, was rich and was reported to be gaining votes every
+day. Hippolyte Cérès, banishing both dull security and foolish alarm from
+his mind, redoubled his care. His chief method of action was by public
+meetings at which he spoke vehemently against the rival candidate. His
+committee held huge meetings on Saturday evenings and at three o&rsquo;clock on
+Sunday afternoons. One Sunday, as he called on the Clarences, he found
+Eveline alone in the drawing-room. He had been chatting for about twenty
+or twenty-five minutes, when, taking out his watch, he saw that it was a
+quarter to three. The young girl showed herself amiable, engaging,
+attractive, and full of promises. Cérès was fascinated, but he stood up to
+go.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Stay a little longer,&rdquo; said she in a pressing and agreeable voice which
+made him promptly sit down again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She was full of interest, of abandon, curiosity, and weakness. He blushed,
+turned pale, and again got up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then, in order to keep him still longer, she looked at him out of two grey
+and melting eyes, and though her bosom was heaving, she did not say
+another word. He fell at her feet in distraction, but once more looking at
+his watch, he jumped up with a terrible oath.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;D&mdash;! a quarter to four! I must be off.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And immediately he rushed down the stairs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From that time onwards she had a certain amount of esteem for him.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0060" id="link2H_4_0060"></a>
+IV. A POLITICIAN&rsquo;S MARRIAGE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+She was not quite in love with him, but she wished him to be in love with
+her. She was, moreover, very reserved with him, and that not solely from
+any want of inclination to be otherwise, since in affairs of love some
+things are due to indifference, to inattention, to woman&rsquo;s instinct, to
+traditional custom and feeling, to a desire to try one&rsquo;s power, and to
+satisfaction at seeing its results. The reason of her prudence was that
+she knew him to be very much infatuated and capable of taking advantage of
+any familiarities she allowed as well as of reproaching her coarsely
+afterwards if she discontinued them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As he was a professed anti-clerical and free-thinker, she thought it a
+good plan to affect an appearance of piety in his presence and to be seen
+with prayer-books bound in red morocco, such as Queen Marie Leczinska&rsquo;s or
+the Dauphiness Marie Josephine&rsquo;s &ldquo;The Last Two Weeks of Lent.&rdquo; She lost no
+opportunity, either, of showing him the subscriptions that she collected
+for the endowment of the national cult of St. Orberosia. Eveline did not
+act in this way because she wished to tease him. Nor did it spring from a
+young girl&rsquo;s archness, or a spirit of constraint, or even from
+snobbishness, though there was more than a suspicion of this latter in her
+behaviour. It was but her way of asserting herself, of stamping herself
+with a definite character, of increasing her value. To rouse the Deputy&rsquo;s
+courage she wrapped herself up in religion, just as Brunhild surrounded
+herself with flames so as to attract Sigurd. Her audacity was successful.
+He thought her still more beautiful thus. Clericalism was in his eyes a
+sign of good form.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Cérès was re-elected by an enormous majority and returned to a House which
+showed itself more inclined to the Left, more advanced, and, as it seemed,
+more eager for reform than its predecessor. Perceiving at once that so
+much zeal was but intended to hide a fear of change, and a sincere desire
+to do nothing, he determined to adopt a policy that would satisfy these
+aspirations. At the beginning of the session he made a great speech,
+cleverly thought out and well arranged, dealing with the idea that all
+reform ought to be put off for a long time. He showed himself heated, even
+fervid; holding the principle that an orator should recommend moderation
+with extreme vehemence. He was applauded by the entire assembly. The
+Clarences listened to him from the President&rsquo;s box and Eveline trembled in
+spite of herself at the solemn sound of the applause. On the same bench
+the fair Madame Pensée shivered at the intonations of his virile voice.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As soon as he descended from the tribune, Cérès, even while the audience
+were still clapping, went without a moment&rsquo;s delay to salute the Clarences
+in their box. Eveline saw in him the beauty of success, and as he leaned
+towards the ladies, wiping his neck with his handkerchief and receiving
+their congratulations with an air of modesty though not without a tinge of
+self-conceit, the young girl glanced towards Madame Pensée and saw her,
+palpitating and breathless, drinking in the hero&rsquo;s applause with her head
+thrown backwards. It seemed as if she were on the point of fainting.
+Eveline immediately smiled tenderly on M. Cérès.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Alcan deputy&rsquo;s speech had a great vogue. In political &ldquo;spheres&rdquo; it was
+regarded as extremely able. &ldquo;We have at last heard an honest
+pronouncement,&rdquo; said the chief Moderate journal. &ldquo;It is a regular
+programme!&rdquo; they said in the House. It was agreed that he was a man of
+immense talent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte Cérès had now established himself as leader of the radicals,
+socialists, and anti-clericals, and they appointed him President of their
+group, which was then the most considerable in the House. He thus found
+himself marked out for office in the next ministerial combination.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After a long hesitation Eveline Clarence accepted the idea of marrying M.
+Hippolyte Cérès. The great man was a little common for her taste. Nothing
+had yet proved that he would one day reach the point where politics bring
+in large sums of money. But she was entering her twenty-seventh year and
+knew enough of life to see that she must not be too fastidious or show
+herself too difficult to please.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte Cérès was celebrated; Hippolyte Cérès was happy. He was no
+longer recognisable; the elegance of his clothes and deportment had
+increased tremendously. He wore an undue number of white gloves. Now that
+he was too much of a society man, Eveline began to doubt if it was not
+worse than being too little of one. Madame Clarence regarded the
+engagement with favour. She was reassured concerning her daughter&rsquo;s future
+and pleased to have flowers given her every Thursday for her drawing-room.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The celebration of the marriage raised some difficulties. Eveline was
+pious and wished to receive the benediction of the Church. Hippolyte
+Cérès, tolerant but a free-thinker, wanted only a civil marriage. There
+were many discussions and even some violent scenes upon the subject. The
+last took place in the young girl&rsquo;s room at the moment when the
+invitations were being written. Eveline declared that if she did not go to
+church she would not believe herself married. She spoke of breaking off
+the engagement, and of going abroad with her mother, or of retiring into a
+convent. Then she became tender, weak, suppliant. She sighed, and
+everything in her virginal chamber sighed in chorus, the holy-water font,
+the palm-branch above her white bed, the books of devotion on their little
+shelves, and the blue and white statuette of St. Orberosia chaining the
+dragon of Cappadocia, that stood upon the marble mantelpiece. Hippolyte
+Cérès was moved, softened, melted.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Beautiful in her grief, her eyes shining with tears, her wrists girt by a
+rosary of lapis lazuli and, so to speak, chained by her faith, she
+suddenly flung herself at Hippolyte&rsquo;s feet, and dishevelled, almost dying,
+she embraced his knees.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He nearly yielded.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;A religious marriage,&rdquo; he muttered, &ldquo;a marriage in church, I could make
+my constituents stand that, but my committee would not swallow the matter
+so easily. . . . Still I&rsquo;ll explain it to them . . . toleration, social
+necessities . . . . They all send their daughters to Sunday school . . . .
+But as for office, my dear I am afraid we are going to drown all hope of
+that in your holy water.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At these words she stood up grave, generous, resigned, conquered also in
+her turn.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;My dear, I insist no longer.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Then we won&rsquo;t have a religious marriage. It will be better, much better
+not.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Very well, but be guided by me. I am going to try and arrange everything
+both to your satisfaction and mine.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She sought the Reverend Father Douillard and explained the situation. He
+showed himself even more accommodating and yielding than she had hoped.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Your husband is an intelligent man, a man of order and reason; he will
+come over to us. You will sanctify him. It is not in vain that God has
+granted him the blessing of a Christian wife. The Church needs no pomp and
+ceremonial display for her benedictions. Now that she is persecuted, the
+shadow of the crypts and the recesses of the catacombs are in better
+accord with her festivals. Mademoiselle, when you have performed the civil
+formalities come here to my private chapel in costume with M. Cérès. I
+will marry you, a observe the most absolute discretion. I will obtain the
+necessary dispensations from the Archbishop as well as all facilities
+regarding the banns, confession-tickets, etc.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte, although he thought the combination a little dangerous, agreed
+to it, a good deal flattered, at bottom.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I will go in a short coat,&rdquo; he said.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He went in a frock coat with white gloves and varnished shoes, and he
+genuflected.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Politeness demands. . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0061" id="link2H_4_0061"></a>
+V. THE VISIRE CABINET
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The Cérès household was established with modest decency in a pretty flat
+situated in a new building. Cérès loved his wife in a calm and tranquil
+fashion. He was often kept late from home by the Commission on the Budget
+and he worked more than three nights a week at a report on the postal
+finances of which he hoped to make a masterpiece. Eveline thought she
+could twist him round her finger, and this did not displease him. The bad
+side of their situation was that they had not much money; in truth they
+had very little. The servants of the Republic do not grow rich in her
+service as easily as people think. Since the sovereign is no longer there
+to distribute favours, each of them takes what he can, and his
+depredations, limited by the depredations of all the others, are reduced
+to modest proportions. Hence that austerity of morals that is noticed in
+democratic leaders. They can only grow rich during periods of great
+business activity and then they find themselves exposed to the envy of
+their less favoured colleagues. Hippolyte Cérès had for a long time
+foreseen such a period. He was one of those who had made preparations for
+its arrival. Whilst waiting for it he endured his poverty with dignity,
+and Eveline shared that poverty without suffering as much as one might
+have thought. She was in close intimacy with the Reverend Father Douillard
+and frequented the chapel of St. Orberosia, where she met with serious
+society and people in a position to render her useful services. She knew
+how to choose among them and gave her confidence to none but those who
+deserved it. She had gained experience since her motor excursions with
+Viscount Cléna, and above all she had now acquired the value of a married
+woman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The deputy was at first uneasy about these pious practices, which were
+ridiculed by the demagogic newspapers, but he was soon reassured, for he
+saw all around him democratic leaders joyfully becoming reconciled to the
+aristocracy and the Church.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They found that they had reached one of those periods (which often recur)
+when advance had been carried a little too far. Hippolyte Cérès gave a
+moderate support to this view. His policy was not a policy of persecution
+but a policy of tolerance. He had laid its foundations in his splendid
+speech on the preparations for reform. The Prime Minister was looked upon
+as too advanced. He proposed schemes which were admitted to be dangerous
+to capital, and the great financial companies were opposed to him. Of
+course it followed that the papers of all views supported the companies.
+Seeing the danger increasing, the Cabinet abandoned its schemes, its
+programme, and its opinions, but it was too late. A new administration was
+already ready. An insidious question by Paul Visire which was immediately
+made the subject of a resolution, and a fine speech by Hippolyte Cérès,
+overthrew the Cabinet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The President of the Republic entrusted the formation of a new Cabinet to
+this same Paul Visire, who, though still very young, had been a Minister
+twice. He was a charming man, spending much of his time in the green-rooms
+of theatres, very artistic, a great society man, of amazing ability and
+industry. Paul Visire formed a temporary ministry intended to reassure
+public feeling which had taken alarm, and Hippolyte Cérès was invited to
+hold office in it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The new ministry, belonging to all the groups in the majority, represented the
+most diverse and contrary opinions, but they were all moderate and convinced
+conservatives.<a href="#fn-12" name="fnref-12" id="fnref-12"><sup>[12]</sup></a>
+The Minister of Foreign Affairs was retained from the former cabinet. He was a
+little dark man called Crombile, who worked fourteen hours a day with the
+conviction that he dealt with tremendous questions. He refused to see even his
+own diplomatic agents, and was terribly uneasy, though he did not disturb
+anybody else, for the want of foresight of peoples is infinite and that of
+governments is just as great.
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-12" id="fn-12"></a> <a href="#fnref-12">[12]</a>
+As this ministry exercised considerable influence upon the destinies of the
+country and of the world, we think it well to give its composition: Minister of
+the Interior and Prime Minister, Paul Visire; Minister of Justice, Pierre Bouc;
+Foreign Affairs, Victor Crombile; Finance, Terrasson; Education, Labillette;
+Commerce, Posts and Telegraphs, Hippolyte Cérès; Agriculture, Aulac; Public
+Works, Lapersonne; War, General Débonnaire; Admiralty, Admiral Vivier des
+Murènes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The office of Public Works was given to a Socialist, Fortuné Lapersonne.
+It was then a political custom and one of the most solemn, most severe,
+most rigorous, and if I may dare say so, the most terrible and cruel of
+all political customs, to include a member of the Socialist party in each
+ministry intended to oppose Socialism, so that the enemies of wealth and
+property should suffer the shame of being attacked by one of their own
+party, and so that they could not unite against these forces without
+turning to some one who might possibly attack themselves in the future.
+Nothing but a profound ignorance of the human heart would permit the
+belief that it was difficult to find a Socialist to occupy these
+functions. Citizen Fortuné Lapersonne entered the Visire cabinet of his
+own free will and without any constraint; and he found those who approved
+of his action even among his former friends, so great was the fascination
+that power exercised over the Penguins!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+General Débonnaire went to the War Office. He was looked upon as one of
+the ablest generals in the army, but he was ruled by a woman, the Baroness
+Bildermann, who, though she had reached the age of intrigue, was still
+beautiful. She was in the pay of a neighbouring and hostile Power.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The new Minister of Marine, the worthy Admiral Vivier des Murènes, was
+generally regarded as an excellent seaman. He displayed a piety that would
+have seemed excessive in an anti-clerical minister, if the Republic had
+not recognised that religion was of great maritime utility. Acting on the
+instruction of his spiritual director, the Reverend Father Douillard, the
+worthy Admiral had dedicated his fleet to St. Orberosia and directed
+canticles in honour of the Alcan Virgin to be composed by Christian bards.
+These replaced the national hymn in the music played by the navy.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Prime Minister Visire declared himself to be distinctly anticlerical but
+ready to respect all creeds; he asserted that he was a sober-minded
+reformer. Paul Visire and his colleagues desired reforms, and it was in
+order not to compromise reform that they proposed none; for they were true
+politicians and knew that reforms are compromised the moment they are
+proposed. The government was well received, respectable people were
+reassured, and the funds rose.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The administration announced that four new ironclads would be put into
+commission, that prosecutions would be undertaken against the Socialists,
+and it formally declared its intention to have nothing to do with any
+inquisitorial income-tax. The choice of Terrasson as Minister of Finance
+was warmly approved by the press. Terrasson, an old minister famous for
+his financial operations, gave warrant to all the hopes of the financiers
+and shadowed forth a period of great business activity. Soon those three
+udders of modern nations, monopolies, bill discounting, and fraudulent
+speculation, were swollen with the milk of wealth. Already whispers were
+heard of distant enterprises, and of planting colonies, and the boldest
+put forward in the newspapers the project of a military and financial
+protectorate over Nigritia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Without having yet shown what he was capable of, Hippolyte Cérès was
+considered a man of weight. Business people thought highly of him. He was
+congratulated on all sides for having broken with the extreme sections,
+the dangerous men, and for having realised the responsibilities of
+government.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Madame Cérès shone alone amid the Ministers&rsquo; wives. Crombile withered away
+in bachelordom. Paul Visire had married money in the person of
+Mademoiselle Blampignon, an accomplished, estimable, and simple lady who
+was always ill, and whose feeble health compelled her to stay with her
+mother in the depths of a remote province. The other Ministers&rsquo; wives were
+not born to charm the sight, and people smiled when they read that Madame
+Labillette had appeared at the Presidency Ball wearing a headdress of
+birds of paradise. Madame Vivier des Murènes, a woman of good family, was
+stout rather than tall, had a face like a beef-steak and the voice of a
+newspaper-seller. Madame Débonnaire, tall, dry, and florid, was devoted to
+young officers. She ruined herself by her escapades and crimes and only
+regained consideration by dint of ugliness and insolence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Madame Cérès was the charm of the Ministry and its tide to consideration.
+Young, beautiful, and irreproachable, she charmed alike society and the
+masses by her combination of elegant costumes and pleasant smiles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Her receptions were thronged by the great Jewish financiers. She gave the
+most fashionable garden parties in the Republic. The newspapers described
+her dresses and the milliners did not ask her to pay for them. She went to
+Mass; she protected the chapel of St. Orberosia from the ill-will of the
+people; and she aroused in aristocratic hearts the hope of a fresh
+Concordat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With her golden hair, grey eyes, and supple and slight though rounded
+figure, she was indeed pretty. She enjoyed an excellent reputation and she
+was so adroit, and calm, so much mistress of herself, that she would have
+preserved it intact even if she had been discovered in the very act of
+ruining it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The session ended with a victory for the cabinet which, amid the almost
+unanimous applause of the House, defeated a proposal for an inquisitorial
+tax, and with a triumph for Madame Cérès who gave parties in honour of
+three kings who were at the moment passing through Alca.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0062" id="link2H_4_0062"></a>
+VI. THE SOFA OF THE FAVOURITE
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The Prime Minister invited Monsieur and Madame Cérès to spend a couple of
+weeks of the holidays in a little villa that he had taken in the
+mountains, and in which he lived alone. The deplorable health of Madame
+Paul Visire did not allow her to accompany her husband, and she remained
+with her relatives in one of the southern provinces.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The villa had belonged to the mistress of one of the last Kings of Alca:
+the drawing-room retained its old furniture, and in it was still to be
+found the Sofa of the Favourite. The country was charming; a pretty blue
+stream, the Aiselle, flowed at the foot of the hill that dominated the
+villa. Hippolyte Cérès loved fishing; when engaged at this monotonous
+occupation he often formed his best Parliamentary combinations, and his
+happiest oratorical inspirations. Trout swarmed in the Aiselle; he fished
+it from morning till evening in a boat that the Prime Minister readily
+placed at is disposal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time, Eveline and Paul Visire sometimes took a turn together
+in the garden, or had a little chat in the drawing-room. Eveline, although
+she recognised the attraction that Visire had for women, had hitherto
+displayed towards him only an intermittent and superficial coquetry,
+without any deep intentions or settled design. He was a connoisseur and
+saw that she was pretty. The House and the Opera had deprived him of all
+leisure, but, in a little villa, the grey eyes and rounded figure of
+Eveline took on a value in his eyes. One day as Hippolyte Cérès was
+fishing in the Aiselle, he made her sit beside him on the Sofa of the
+Favourite. Long rays of gold struck Eveline like arrows from a hidden
+Cupid through the chinks of the curtains which protected her from the heat
+and glare of a brilliant day. Beneath her white muslin dress her rounded
+yet slender form was outlined in its grace and youth. Her skin was cool
+and fresh, and had the fragrance of freshly mown hay. Paul Visire behaved
+as the occasion warranted, and for her part, she was opposed neither to
+the games of chance or of society. She believed it would be nothing or a
+trifle; she was mistaken.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;There was,&rdquo; says the famous German ballad, &ldquo;on the sunny side of the town
+square, beside a wall whereon the creeper grew, a pretty little
+letter-box, as blue as the corn-flowers, smiling and tranquil.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;All day long there came to it, in their heavy shoes, small shop-keepers,
+rich farmers, citizens, the tax-collector and the policeman, and they put
+into it their business letters, their invoices, their summonses their
+notices to pay taxes, the judges&rsquo; returns, and orders for the recruits to
+assemble. It remained smiling and tranquil.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;With joy, or in anxiety, there advanced towards it workmen and farm
+servants, maids and nursemaids, accountants, clerks, and women carrying
+their little children in their arms; they put into it notifications of
+births, marriages, and deaths, letters between engaged couples, between
+husbands and wives, from mothers to their sons, and from sons to their
+mothers. It remained smiling and tranquil.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;At twilight, young lads and young girls slipped furtively to it, and put
+in love-letters, some moistened with tears that blotted the ink, others
+with a little circle to show the place to kiss, all of them very long. It
+remained smiling and tranquil.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Rich merchants came themselves through excess of carefulness at the hour
+of daybreak, and put into it registered letters, and letters with five red
+seals, full of bank notes or cheques on the great financial establishments
+of the Empire. It remained smiling and tranquil.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;But one day, Gaspar, whom it had never seen, and whom it did not know
+from Adam, came to put in a letter, of which nothing is known but that it
+was folded like a little hat. Immediately the pretty letter-box fell into
+a swoon. Henceforth it remains no longer in its place; it runs through
+streets, fields, and woods, girdled with ivy, and crowned with roses. It
+keeps running up hill and down dale; the country policeman surprises it
+sometimes, amidst the corn, in Gaspar&rsquo;s arms kissing him upon the mouth.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paul Visire had recovered all his customary nonchalance. Eveline remained
+stretched on the Divan of the Favourite in an attitude of delicious
+astonishment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Reverend Father Douillard, an excellent moral theologian, and a man
+who in the decadence of the Church has preserved his principles, was very
+right to teach, in conformity with the doctrine of the Fathers, that while
+a woman commits a great sin by giving herself for money, she commits a
+much greater one by giving herself for nothing. For, in the first case she
+acts to support her life, and that is sometimes not merely excusable but
+pardonable, and even worthy of the Divine Grace, for God forbids suicide,
+and is unwilling that his creatures should destroy themselves. Besides, in
+giving herself in order to live, she remains humble, and derives no
+pleasure from it a thing which diminishes the sin. But a woman who gives
+herself for nothing sins with pleasure and exults in her fault. The pride
+and delight with which she burdens her crime increase its load of moral
+guilt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Madame Hippolyte Cérès&rsquo; example shows the profundity of these moral
+truths. She perceived that she had senses. A second was enough to bring
+about this discovery, to change her soul, to alter her whole life. To have
+learned to know herself was at first a delight. The γυῶθί σεαυτὸν of the
+ancient philosophy is not a precept the moral fulfilment of which procures
+any pleasure, since one enjoys little satisfaction from knowing one&rsquo;s
+soul. It is not the same with the flesh, for in it sources of pleasure may
+be revealed to us. Eveline immediately felt an obligation to her revealer
+equal to the benefit she had received, and she imagined that he who had
+discovered these heavenly depths was the sole possessor of the key to
+them. Was this an error, and might she not be able to find others who also
+had the golden key? It is difficult to decide; and Professor Haddock, when
+the facts were divulged (which happened without much delay as we shall
+see), treated the matter from an experimental point of view, in a
+scientific review, and concluded that the chances Madame C&mdash; would
+have of finding the exact equivalent of M. V&mdash; were in the proportion
+of 305 to 975008. This is as much as to say that she would never find it.
+Doubtless her instinct told her the same, for she attached herself
+distractedly to him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have related these facts with all the circumstances which seemed to me
+worthy of attracting the attention of meditative and philosophic minds.
+The Sofa of the Favourite is worthy of the majesty of history; on it were
+decided the destinies of a great people; nay, on it was accomplished an
+act whose renown was to extend over the neighbouring nations both friendly
+and hostile, and even over all humanity. Too often events of this nature
+escape the superficial minds and shallow spirits who inconsiderately
+assume the task of writing history. Thus the secret springs of events
+remain hidden from us. The fall of Empires and the transmission of
+dominions astonish us and remain incomprehensible to us, because we have
+not discovered the imperceptible point, or touched the secret spring which
+when put in movement has destroyed and overthrown everything. The author
+of this great history knows better than anyone else his faults and his
+weaknesses, but he can do himself this justice&mdash;that he has always
+kept the moderation, the seriousness, the austerity, which an account of
+affairs of State demands, and that he has never departed from the gravity
+which is suitable to a recital of human actions.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0063" id="link2H_4_0063"></a>
+VII. THE FIRST CONSEQUENCES
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+When Eveline confided to Paul Visire that she had never experienced
+anything similar, he did not believe her. He had had a good deal to do
+with women and knew that they readily say these things to men in order to
+make them more in love with them. Thus his experience, as sometimes
+happens, made him disregard the truth. Incredulous, but gratified all the
+same, he soon felt love and something more for her. This state at first
+seemed favourable to his intellectual faculties. Visire delivered in the
+chief town of his constituency a speech full of grace, brilliant and
+happy, which was considered to be a masterpiece.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The re-opening of Parliament was serene. A few isolated jealousies, a few
+timid ambitions raised their heads in the House, and that was all. A smile
+from the Prime Minister was enough to dissipate these shadows. She and he
+saw each other twice a day, and wrote to each other in the interval. He
+was accustomed to intimate relationships, was adroit, and knew how to
+dissimulate; but Eveline displayed a foolish imprudence: she made herself
+conspicuous with him in drawing-rooms, at the theatre, in the House, and
+at the Embassies; she wore her love upon her face, upon her whole person,
+in her moist glances, in the languishing smile of her lips, in the heaving
+of her breast, in all her heightened, agitated, and distracted beauty.
+Soon the entire country knew of their intimacy. Foreign Courts were
+informed of it. The President of the Republic and Eveline&rsquo;s husband alone
+remained in ignorance. The President became acquainted with it in the
+country, through a misplaced police report which found its way, it is not
+known how, into his portmanteau.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte Cérès, without being either very subtle, or very perspicacious,
+noticed that there was something different in his home. Eveline, who quite
+lately had interested herself in his affairs, and shown, if not
+tenderness, at least affection, towards him, displayed henceforth nothing
+but indifference and repulsion. She had always had periods of absence, and
+made prolonged visits to the Charity of St. Orberosia; now, she went out
+in the morning, remained out all day, and sat down to dinner at nine
+o&rsquo;clock in the evening with the face of a somnambulist. Her husband
+thought it absurd; however, he might perhaps have never known the reason
+for this; a profound ignorance of women, a crass confidence in his own
+merit, and in his own fortune, might perhaps have always hidden the truth
+from him, if the two lovers had not, so to speak, compelled him to
+discover it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Paul Visire went to Eveline&rsquo;s house and found her alone, they used to
+say, as they embraced each other; &ldquo;Not here! not here!&rdquo; and immediately
+they affected an extreme reserve. That was their invariable rule. Now, one
+day, Paul Visire went to the house of his colleague Cérès, with whom he
+had an engagement. It was Eveline who received him, the Minister of
+Commerce being delayed by a commission.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Not here!&rdquo; said the lovers, smiling.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They said it, mouth to mouth, embracing, and clasping each other. They
+were still saying it, when Hippolyte Cérès entered the drawing-room.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paul Visire did not lose his presence of mind. He declared to Madame Cérès
+that he would give up his attempt to take the dust out of her eye. By this
+attitude he did not deceive the husband, but he was able to leave the room
+with some dignity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte Cérès was thunderstruck. Eveline&rsquo;s conduct appeared
+incomprehensible to him; he asked her what reasons she had for it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Why? why?&rdquo; he kept repeating continually, &ldquo;why?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She denied everything, not to convince him, for he had seen them, but from
+expediency and good taste, and to avoid painful explanations. Hippolyte
+Cérès suffered all the tortures of jealousy. He admitted it to himself, he
+kept saying inwardly, &ldquo;I am a strong man; I am clad in armour; but the
+wound is underneath, it is in my heart,&rdquo; and turning towards his wife, who
+looked beautiful in her guilt, he would say:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It ought not to have been with him.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was right&mdash;Eveline ought not to have loved in government circles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He suffered so much that he took up his revolver, exclaiming: &ldquo;I will go
+and kill him!&rdquo; But he remembered that a Minister of Commerce cannot kill
+his own Prime Minister, and he put his revolver back into his drawer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The weeks passed without calming his sufferings. Each morning he buckled
+his strong man&rsquo;s armour over his wound and sought in work and fame the
+peace that fled from him. Every Sunday he inaugurated busts, statues,
+fountains, artesian wells, hospitals, dispensaries, railways, canals,
+public markets, drainage systems, triumphal arches, and slaughter houses,
+and delivered moving speeches on each of these occasions. His fervid
+activity devoured whole piles of documents; he changed the colours of the
+postage stamps fourteen times in one week. Nevertheless, he gave vent to
+outbursts of grief and rage that drove him insane; for whole days his
+reason abandoned him. If he had been in the employment of a private
+administration this would have been noticed immediately, but it is much
+more difficult to discover insanity or frenzy in the conduct of affairs of
+State. At that moment the government employees were forming themselves
+into associations and federations amid a ferment that was giving alarm
+both to the Parliament and to public feeling. The postmen were especially
+prominent in their enthusiasm for trade unions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte Cérès informed them in a circular that their action was strictly
+legal. The following day he sent out a second circular forbidding all
+associations of government employees as illegal. He dismissed one hundred
+and eighty postmen, reinstated them, reprimanded them&mdash;and awarded
+them gratuities. At Cabinet councils he was always on the point of
+bursting forth. The presence of the Head of the State scarcely restrained
+him within the limits of the decencies, and as he did not dare to attack
+his rival he consoled himself by heaping invectives upon General
+Débonnaire, the respected Minister of War. The General did not hear them,
+for he was deaf and occupied himself in composing verses for the Baroness
+Bildermann. Hippolyte Cérès offered an indistinct opposition to everything
+the Prime Minister proposed. In a word, he was a madman. One faculty alone
+escaped the ruin of his intellect: he retained his Parliamentary sense,
+his consciousness of the temper of majorities, his thorough knowledge of
+groups, and his certainty of the direction in which affairs were moving.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0064" id="link2H_4_0064"></a>
+VIII. FURTHER CONSEQUENCES
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+The session ended calmly, and the Ministry saw no dangerous signs upon the
+benches where the majority sat. It was visible, however, from certain
+articles in the Moderate journals, that the demands of the Jewish and
+Christian financiers were increasing daily, that the patriotism of the
+banks required a civilizing expedition to Nigritia, and that the steel
+trusts, eager in the defence of our coasts and colonies, were crying out
+for armoured cruisers and still more armoured cruisers. Rumours of war
+began to be heard. Such rumours sprang up every year as regularly as the
+trade winds; serious people paid no heed to them and the government
+usually let them die away from their own weakness unless they grew
+stronger and spread. For in that case the country would be alarmed. The
+financiers only wanted colonial wars and the people did not want any wars
+at all. It loved to see its government proud and even insolent, but at the
+least suspicion that a European war was brewing, its violent emotion would
+quickly have reached the House. Paul Visire was not uneasy. The European
+situation was in his view completely reassuring. He was only irritated by
+the maniacal silence of his Minister of Foreign Affairs. That gnome went
+to the Cabinet meetings with a portfolio bigger than himself stuffed full
+of papers, said nothing, refused to answer all questions, even those asked
+him by the respected President of the Republic, and, exhausted by his
+obstinate labours, took a few moments&rsquo; sleep in his arm-chair in which
+nothing but the top of his little black head was to be seen above the
+green tablecloth.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time Hippolyte Cérès became a strong man again. In company with his
+colleague Lapersonne he formed numerous intimacies with ladies of the theatre.
+They were both to be seen at night entering fashionable restaurants in the
+company of ladies whom they over-topped by their lofty stature and their new
+hats, and they were soon reckoned amongst the most sympathetic frequenters of
+the boulevards. Fortuné Lapersonne had his own wound beneath his armour. His
+wife, a young milliner whom he carried off from a marquis, had gone to live
+with a chauffeur. He loved her still, and could not console himself for her
+loss, so that very often in the private room of a restaurant, in the midst of a
+group of girls who laughed and ate crayfish, the two ministers exchanged a look
+full of their common sorrow and wiped away an unbidden tear.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte Cérès, although wounded to the heart, did not allow himself to
+be beaten. He swore that he would be avenged.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Madame Paul Visire, whose deplorable health forced her to live with her
+relatives in a distant province, received an anonymous letter specifying
+that M. Paul Visire, who had not a half-penny when he married her, was
+spending her dowry on a married woman, E&mdash; C&mdash;, that he gave
+this woman thirty-thousand-franc motor-cars, and pearl necklaces costing
+twenty-five thousand francs, and that he was going straight to dishonour
+and ruin. Madame Paul Visire read the letter, fell into hysterics, and
+handed it to her father.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I am going to box your husband&rsquo;s ears,&rdquo; said M. Blampignon; &ldquo;he is a
+blackguard who will land you both in the workhouse unless we look out. He
+may be Prime Minister, but he won&rsquo;t frighten me.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When he stepped off the train M. Blampignon presented himself at the
+Ministry of the Interior, and was immediately received. He entered the
+Prime Minister&rsquo;s room in a fury.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I have something to say to you, sir!&rdquo; And he waved the anonymous letter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paul Visire welcomed him smiling.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;You are welcome, my dear father. I was going to write to you. . . . Yes,
+to tell you of your nomination to the rank of officer of the Legion of
+Honour. I signed the patent this morning.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+M. Blampignon thanked his son-in-law warmly and threw the anonymous letter
+into the fire.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He returned to his provincial house and found his daughter fretting and
+agitated.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Well! I saw your husband. He is a delightful fellow. But then, you don&rsquo;t
+understand how to deal with him.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+About this time Hippolyte Cérès learned through a little scandalous
+newspaper (it is always through the newspapers that ministers are informed
+of the affairs of State) that the Prime Minister dined every evening with
+Mademoiselle Lysiane of the Folies Dramatiques, whose charm seemed to have
+made a great impression on him. Thenceforth Cérès took a gloomy joy in
+watching his wife. She came in every evening to dine or dress with an air
+of agreeable fatigue and the serenity that comes from enjoyment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thinking that she knew nothing, he sent her anonymous communications. She
+read them at the table before him and remained still listless and smiling.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He then persuaded himself that she gave no heed to these vague reports,
+and that in order to disturb her it would be necessary to enable her to
+verify her lover&rsquo;s infidelity and treason for herself. There were at the
+Ministry a number of trustworthy agents charged with secret inquiries
+regarding the national defence. They were then employed in watching the
+spies of a neighbouring and hostile Power who had succeeded in entering
+the Postal and Telegraphic service. M. Cérès ordered them to suspend their
+work for the present and to inquire where, when, and how, the Minister of
+the Interior saw Mademoiselle Lysiane. The agents performed their missions
+faithfully and told the minister that they had several times seen the
+Prime Minister with a woman, but that she was not Mademoiselle Lysiane.
+Hippolyte Cérès asked them nothing further. He was right; the loves of
+Paul Visire and Lysiane were but an alibi invented by Paul Visire himself,
+with Eveline&rsquo;s approval, for his fame was rather inconvenient to her, and
+she sighed for secrecy and mystery.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They were not shadowed by the agents of the Ministry of Commerce alone.
+They were also followed by those of the Prefect of Police, and even by
+those of the Minister of the Interior, who disputed with each other the
+honour of protecting their chief. Then there were the emissaries of
+several royalist, imperialist, and clerical organisations, those of eight
+or ten blackmailers, several amateur detectives, a multitude of reporters,
+and a crowd of photographers, who all made their appearance wherever these
+two took refuge in their perambulating love affairs, at big hotels, small
+hotels, town houses, country houses, private apartments, villas, museums,
+palaces, hovels. They kept watch in the streets, from neighbouring houses,
+trees, walls, stair-cases, landings, roofs, adjoining rooms, and even
+chimneys. The Minister and his friend saw with alarm all round their bed
+room, gimlets boring through doors and shutters, and drills making holes
+in the walls. A photograph of Madame Cérès in night attire buttoning her
+boots was the utmost that had been obtained.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Paul Visire grew impatient and irritable, and often lost his good humour
+and agreeableness. He came to the cabinet meetings in a rage and he, too,
+poured invectives upon General Débonnaire&mdash;a brave man under fire but
+a lax disciplinarian&mdash;and launched his sarcasms at against the
+venerable admiral Vivier des Murènes whose ships went to the bottom
+without any apparent reason.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Fortuné Lapersonne listened open-eyed, and grumbled scoffingly between his
+teeth:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;He is not satisfied with robbing Hippolyte Cérès of his wife, but he must
+go and rob him of his catchwords too.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These storms were made known by the indiscretion of some ministers and by
+the complaints of the two old warriors, who declared their intention of
+flinging their portfolios at the beggar&rsquo;s head, but who did nothing of the
+sort. These outbursts, far from injuring the lucky Prime Minister, had an
+excellent effect on Parliament and public opinion, who looked on them as
+signs of a keen solicitude for the welfare of the national army and navy.
+The Prime Minister was the recipient of general approbation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To the congratulations of the various groups and of notable personages, he
+replied with simple firmness: &ldquo;Those are my principles!&rdquo; and he had seven
+or eight Socialists put in prison.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The session ended, and Paul Visire, very exhausted, went to take the
+waters. Hippolyte Cérès refused to leave his Ministry, where the trade
+union of telephone girls was in tumultuous agitation. He opposed it with
+an unheard of violence, for he had now become a woman-hater. On Sundays he
+went into the suburbs to fish along with his colleague Lapersonne, wearing
+the tall hat that never left him since he had become a Minister. And both
+of them, forgetting the fish, complained of the inconstancy of women and
+mingled their griefs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte still loved Eveline and he still suffered. However, hope had
+slipped into his heart. She was now separated from her lover, and,
+thinking to win her back, he directed all his efforts to that end. He put
+forth all his skill, showed himself sincere, adaptable, affectionate,
+devoted, even discreet; his heart taught him the delicacies of feeling. He
+said charming and touching things to the faithless one, and, to soften
+her, he told her all that he had suffered.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Crossing the band of his trousers upon his stomach.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;See,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;how thin I have got.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He promised her everything he thought could gratify a woman, country
+parties, hats, jewels.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sometimes he thought she would take pity on him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She no longer displayed an insolently happy countenance. Being separated
+from Paul, her sadness had an air of gentleness. But the moment he made a
+gesture to recover her she turned away fiercely and gloomily, girt with
+her fault as if with a golden girdle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He did not give up, making himself humble, suppliant, lamentable.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day he went to Lapersonne and said to him with tears in his eyes:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Will you speak to her?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Lapersonne excused himself, thinking that his intervention would be
+useless, but he gave some advice to his friend.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Make her think that you don&rsquo;t care about her, that you love another, and
+she will come back to you.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hippolyte, adopting this method, inserted in the newspapers that he was
+always to be found in the company of Mademoiselle Guinaud of the Opera. He
+came home late or did not come home at all, assumed in Eveline&rsquo;s presence
+an appearance of inward joy impossible to restrain, took out of his
+pocket, at dinner, a letter on scented paper which he pretended to read
+with delight, and his lips seemed as in a dream to kiss invisible lips.
+Nothing happened. Eveline did not even notice the change. Insensible to
+all around her, she only came out of her lethargy to ask for some louis
+from her husband, and if he did not give them she threw him a look of
+contempt, ready to upbraid him with the shame which she poured upon him in
+the sight of the whole world. Since she had loved she spent a great deal
+on dress. She needed money, and she had only her husband to secure it for
+her; she was so far faithful to him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He lost patience, became furious, and threatened her with his revolver. He
+said one day before her to Madame Clarence:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I congratulate you, Madame; you have brought up your daughter to be a
+wanton hussy.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Take me away, Mamma,&rdquo; exclaimed Eveline. &ldquo;I will get a divorce!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He loved her more ardently than ever. In his jealous rage, suspecting her,
+not without probability, of sending and receiving letters, he swore that
+he would intercept them, re-established a censorship over the post, threw
+private correspondence into confusion, delayed stock-exchange quotations,
+prevented assignations, brought about bankruptcies, thwarted passions, and
+caused suicides. The independent press gave utterance to the complaints of
+the public and indignantly supported them. To justify these arbitrary
+measures, the ministerial journals spoke darkly of plots and public
+dangers, and promoted a belief in a monarchical conspiracy. The less
+well-informed sheets gave more precise information, told of the seizure of
+fifty thousand guns, and the landing of Prince Crucho. Feeling grew
+throughout the country, and the republican organs called for the immediate
+meeting of Parliament. Paul Visire returned to Paris, summoned his
+colleagues, held an important Cabinet Council, and proclaimed through his
+agencies that a plot had been actually formed against the national
+representation, but that the Prime Minister held the threads of it in his
+hand, and that a judicial inquiry was about to be opened.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He immediately ordered the arrest of thirty Socialists, and whilst the
+entire country was acclaiming him as its saviour, baffling the
+watchfulness of his six hundred detectives, he secretly took Eveline to a
+little house near the Northern railway station, where they remained until
+night. After their departure, the maid of their hotel, as she was putting
+their room in order, saw seven little crosses traced by a hairpin on the
+wall at the head of the bed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That is all that Hippolyte Cérès obtained as a reward of his efforts.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0065" id="link2H_4_0065"></a>
+IX. THE FINAL CONSEQUENCES
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+Jealousy is a virtue of democracies which preserves them from tyrants.
+Deputies began to envy the Prime Minister his golden key. For a year his
+domination over the beauteous Madame Cérès had been known to the whole
+universe. The provinces, whither news and fashions only arrive after a
+complete revolution of the earth round the sun, were at last informed of
+the illegitimate loves of the Cabinet. The provinces preserve an austere
+morality; women are more virtuous there than they are in the capital.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Various reasons have been alleged for this: Education, example, simplicity
+of life. Professor Haddock asserts that this virtue of provincial ladies
+is solely due to the fact that the heels of their shoes are low. &ldquo;A
+woman,&rdquo; said he, in a learned article in the &ldquo;Anthropological Review&rdquo;, &ldquo;a
+woman attracts a civilized man in proportion as her feet make an angle
+with the ground. If this angle is as much as thirty-five degrees, the
+attraction becomes acute. For the position of the feet upon the ground
+determines the whole carriage of the body, and it results that provincial
+women, since they wear low heels, are not very attractive, and preserve
+their virtue with ease.&rdquo; These conclusions were not generally accepted. It
+was objected that under the influence of English and American fashions,
+low heels had been introduced generally without producing the results
+attributed to them by the learned Professor; moreover, it was said that
+the difference he pretended to establish between the morals of the
+metropolis and those of the provinces is perhaps illusory, and that if it
+exists, it is apparently due to the fact that great cities offer more
+advantages and facilities for love than small towns provide. However that
+may be, the provinces began to murmur against the Prime Minister, and to
+raise a scandal. This was not yet a danger, but there was a possibility
+that it might become one.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For the moment the peril was nowhere and yet everywhere. The majority
+remained solid; but the leaders became stiff and exacting. Perhaps
+Hippolyte Cérès would never have intentionally sacrificed his interests to
+his vengeance. But thinking that he could henceforth, without compromising
+his own fortune, secretly damage that of Paul Visire, he devoted himself
+to the skilful and careful preparation of difficulties and perils for the
+Head of the Government. Though far from equalling his rival in talent,
+knowledge, and authority, he greatly surpassed him in his skill as a
+lobbyist. The most acute parliamentarians attributed the recent
+misfortunes of the majority to his refusal to vote. At committees, by a
+calculated imprudence, he favoured motions which he knew the Prime
+Minister could not accept. One day his intentional awkwardness provoked a
+sudden and violent conflict between the Minister of the Interior, and his
+departmental Treasurer. Then Cérès became frightened and went no further.
+It would have been dangerous for him to overthrow the ministry too soon.
+His ingenious hatred found an issue by circuitous paths. Paul Visire had a
+poor cousin of easy morals who bore his name. Cérès, remembering this
+lady, Celine Visire, brought her into prominence, arranged that she should
+become intimate with several foreigners, and procured her engagements in
+the music-halls. One summer night, on a stage in the Champs Elysées before
+a tumultuous crowd, she performed risky dances to the sounds of wild music
+which was audible in the gardens where the President of the Republic was
+entertaining Royalty. The name of Visire, associated with these scandals,
+covered the walls of the town, filled the newspapers, was repeated in the
+cafés and at balls, and blazed forth in letters of fire upon the
+boulevards.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nobody regarded the Prime Minister as responsible for the scandal of his
+relatives, but a bad idea of his family came into existence, and the
+influence of the statesman was diminished.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Almost immediately he was made to feel this in a pretty sharp fashion. One
+day in the House, on a simple question, Labillette, the Minister of
+Religion and Public Worship, who was suffering from an attack of liver,
+and beginning to be exasperated by the intentions and intrigues of the
+clergy, threatened to close the Chapel of St. Orberosia, and spoke without
+respect of the National Virgin. The entire Right rose up in indignation;
+the Left appeared to give but a half-hearted support to the rash Minister.
+The leaders of the majority did not care to attack a popular cult which
+brought thirty millions a year into the country. The most moderate of the
+supporters of the Right, M. Bigourd, made the question the subject of a
+resolution and endangered the Cabinet. Luckily, Fortuné Lapersonne, the
+Minister of Public Works, always conscious of the obligations of power,
+was able in the Prime Minister&rsquo;s absence to repair the awkwardness and
+indecorum of his colleague, the Minister of Public Worship. He ascended
+the tribune and bore witness to the respect in which the Government held
+the heavenly Patron of the country, the consoler of so many ills which
+science admitted its powerlessness to relieve.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When Paul Visire, snatched at last from Eveline&rsquo;s arms, appeared in the
+House, the administration was saved; but the Prime Minister saw himself
+compelled to grant important concessions to the upper classes. He proposed
+in Parliament that six armoured cruisers should be laid down, and thus won
+the sympathies of the Steel Trust; he gave new assurances that the income
+tax would not be imposed, and he had eighteen Socialists arrested.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was soon to find himself opposed by more formidable obstacles. The
+Chancellor of the neighbouring Empire in an ingenious and profound speech upon
+the foreign relations of his sovereign, made a sly allusion to the intrigues
+that inspired the policy of a great country. This reference, which was received
+with smiles by the Imperial Parliament, was certain to irritate a punctilious
+republic. It aroused the national susceptibility, which directed its wrath
+against its amorous Minister. The Deputies seized upon a frivolous pretext to
+show their dissatisfaction. A ridiculous incident, the fact that the wife of a
+subprefect had danced at the Moulin Rouge, forced the minister to face a vote
+of censure, and he was within a few votes of being defeated. According to
+general opinion, Paul Visire had never been so weak, so vacillating, or so
+spiritless, as on that occasion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He understood that he could only keep himself in office by a great
+political stroke, and he decided on the expedition to Nigritia. This
+measure was demanded by the great financial and industrial corporations
+and was one which would bring concessions of immense forests to the
+capitalists, a loan of eight millions to the banking companies, as well as
+promotions and decorations to the naval and military officers. A pretext
+presented itself; some insult needed to be avenged, or some debt to be
+collected. Six battleships, fourteen cruisers, and eighteen transports
+sailed up the mouth of the river Hippopotamus. Six hundred canoes vainly
+opposed the landing of the troops. Admiral Vivier des Murènes&rsquo; cannons
+produced an appalling effect upon the blacks, who replied to them with
+flights of arrows, but in spite of their fanatical courage they were
+entirely defeated. Popular enthusiasm was kindled by the newspapers which
+the financiers subsidised, and burst into a blaze. Some Socialists alone
+protested against this barbarous, doubtful, and dangerous enterprise. They
+were at once arrested.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At that moment when the Minister, supported by wealth, and now beloved by
+the poor, seemed unconquerable, the light of hate showed Hippolyte Cérès
+alone the danger, and looking with a gloomy joy at his rival, he muttered
+between his teeth, &ldquo;He is wrecked, the brigand!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whilst the country intoxicated itself with glory, the neighbouring Empire
+protested against the occupation of Nigritia by a European power, and
+these protests following one another at shorter and shorter intervals
+became more and more vehement. The newspapers of the interested Republic
+concealed all causes for uneasiness; but Hippolyte Cérès heard the growing
+menace, and determined at last to risk everything, even the fate of the
+ministry, in order to ruin his enemy. He got men whom he could trust to
+write and insert articles in several of the official journals, which,
+seeming to express Paul Visire&rsquo;s precise views, attributed warlike
+intentions to the Head of the Government.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These articles roused a terrible echo abroad, and they alarmed the public
+opinion of a nation which, while fond of soldiers, was not fond of war.
+Questioned in the House on the foreign policy of his government, Paul
+Visire made a re-assuring statement, and promised to maintain a face
+compatible with the dignity of a great nation. His Minister of Foreign
+Affairs, Crombile, read a declaration which was absolutely unintelligible,
+for the reason that it was couched in diplomatic language. The Minister
+obtained a large majority.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But the rumours of war did not cease, and in order to avoid a new and
+dangerous motion, the Prime Minister distributed eighty thousand acres of
+forests in Nigritia among the Deputies, and had fourteen Socialists
+arrested. Hippolyte Cérès went gloomily about the lobbies, confiding to
+the Deputies of his group that he was endeavouring to induce the Cabinet
+to adopt a pacific policy, and that he still hoped to succeed. Day by day
+the sinister rumours grew in volume, and penetrating amongst the public,
+spread uneasiness and disquiet. Paul Visire himself began to take alarm.
+What disturbed him most were the silence and absence of the Minister of
+Foreign Affairs. Crombile no longer came to the meetings of the Cabinet.
+Rising at five o&rsquo;clock in the morning, he worked eighteen hours at his
+desk, and at last fell exhausted into his waste-paper basket, from whence
+the registrars removed him, together with the papers which they were going
+to sell to the military attachés of the neighbouring Empire.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+General Débonnaire believed that a campaign was imminent, and prepared for
+it. Far from fearing war, he prayed for it, and confided his generous
+hopes to Baroness Bildermann, who informed the neighbouring nation, which,
+acting on her information, proceeded to a rapid mobilization.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Minister of Finance unintentionally precipitated events. At the
+moment, he was speculating for a fall, and in order to bring about a panic
+on the Stock Exchange, he spread the rumour that war was now inevitable.
+The neighbouring Empire, deceived by this action, and expecting to see its
+territory invaded, mobilized its troops in all haste. The terrified
+Chamber overthrew the Visire ministry by an enormous majority (814 votes
+to 7, with 28 abstentions). It was too late. The very day of this fall the
+neighbouring and hostile nation recalled its ambassador and flung eight
+millions of men into Madame Cérès&rsquo; country. War became universal, and the
+whole world was drowned in a torrent of blood.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h3>THE ZENITH OF PENGUIN CIVILIZATION</h3>
+
+<p>
+Half a century after the events we have just related, Madame Cérès died
+surrounded with respect and veneration, in the eighty-ninth year of her
+age. She had long been the widow of a statesman whose name she bore with
+dignity. Her modest and quiet funeral was followed by the orphans of the
+parish and the sisters of the Sacred Compassion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The deceased left all her property to the Charity of St. Orberosia.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Alas!&rdquo; sighed M. Monnoyer, a canon of St. Maël, as he received the pious
+legacy, &ldquo;it was high time for a generous benefactor to come to the relief
+of our necessities. Rich and poor, learned and ignorant are turning away
+from us. And when we try to lead back these misguided souls, neither
+threats nor promises, neither gentleness nor violence, nor anything else
+is now successful. The Penguin clergy pine in desolation; our country
+priests, reduced to following the humblest of trades, are shoeless, and
+compelled to live upon such scraps as they can pick up. In our ruined
+churches the rain of heaven falls upon the faithful, and during the holy
+offices they can hear the noise of stones falling from the arches. The
+tower of the cathedral is tottering and will soon fall. St. Orberosia is
+forgotten by the Penguins, her devotion abandoned, and her sanctuary
+deserted. On her shrine, bereft of its gold and precious stones, the
+spider silently weaves her web.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Hearing these lamentations, Pierre Mille, who at the age of ninety-eight
+years had lost nothing of his intellectual and moral power, asked, the
+canon if he did not think that St. Orberosia would one day rise out of
+this wrongful oblivion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I hardly dare to hope so,&rdquo; sighed M. Monnoyer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It is a pity!&rdquo; answered Pierre Mille. &ldquo;Orberosia is a charming figure and
+her legend is a beautiful one. I discovered the other day by the merest
+chance, one of her most delightful miracles, the miracle of Jean Violle.
+Would you like to hear it, M. Monnoyer?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I should be very pleased, M. Mille.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Here it is, then, just as I found it in a fifteenth-century manuscript
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Cécile, the wife of Nicolas Gaubert, a jeweller on the Pont-au-Change,
+after having led an honest and chaste life for many years, and being now
+past her prime, became infatuated with Jean Violle, the Countess de
+Maubec&rsquo;s page, who lived at the Hôtel du Paon on the Place de Grève. He
+was not yet eighteen years old, and his face and figure were attractive.
+Not being able to conquer her passion, Cécile resolved to satisfy it. She
+attracted the page to her house, loaded him with caresses, supplied him
+with sweetmeats and finally did as she wished with him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Now one day, as they were together in the jeweller&rsquo;s bed, Master Nicholas
+came home sooner than he was expected. He found the bolt drawn, and heard
+his wife on the other side of the door exclaiming, &lsquo;My heart! my angel! my
+love!&rsquo; Then suspecting that she was shut up with a gallant, he struck
+great blows upon the door and began to shout &lsquo;Slut! hussy! wanton! open so
+that I may cut off your nose and ears!&rsquo; In this peril, the jeweller&rsquo;s wife
+besought St. Orberosia, and vowed her a large candle if she helped her and
+the little page, who was dying of fear beside the bed, out of their
+difficulty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The saint heard the prayer. She immediately changed Jean Violle into a
+girl. Seeing this, Cécile was completely reassured, and began to call out
+to her husband: &lsquo;Oh! you brutal villain, you jealous wretch! Speak gently
+if you want the door to be opened.&rsquo; And scolding in this way, she ran to
+the wardrobe and took out of it an old hood, a pair of stays, and a long
+grey petticoat, in which she hastily wrapped the transformed page. Then
+when this was done, &lsquo;Catherine, dear Catherine,&rsquo; said she, loudly, &lsquo;open
+the door for your uncle; he is more fool than knave, and won&rsquo;t do you any
+harm.&rsquo; The boy who had become a girl, obeyed. Master Nicholas entered the
+room and found in it a young maid whom he did not know, and his wife in
+bed. &lsquo;Big booby,&rsquo; said the latter to him, &lsquo;don&rsquo;t stand gaping at what you
+see, just as I had come to bed because had a stomach ache, I received a
+visit from Catherine, the daughter of my sister Jeanne de Palaiseau, with
+whom we quarrelled fifteen years ago. Kiss your niece. She is well worth
+the trouble.&rsquo; The jeweller gave Violle a hug, and from that moment wanted
+nothing so much as to be alone with her a moment, so that he might embrace
+her as much as he liked. For this reason he led her without any delay down
+to the kitchen, under the pretext of giving her some walnuts and wine, and
+he was no sooner there with her than he began to caress her very
+affectionately. He would not have stopped at that if St. Orberosia had not
+inspired his good wife with the idea of seeing what he was about. She
+found him with the pretended niece sitting on his knee. She called him a
+debauched creature, boxed his ears, and forced him to beg her pardon. The
+next day Violle resumed his previous form.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Having heard this story the venerable Canon Monnoyer thanked Pierre Mille
+for having told it, and, taking up his pen, began to write out a list of
+horses that would win at the next race meeting. For he was a book-maker&rsquo;s
+clerk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time Penguinia gloried in its wealth. Those who produced the
+things necessary for life, wanted them; those who did not produce them had
+more than enough. &ldquo;But these,&rdquo; as a member of the Institute said, &ldquo;are
+necessary economic fatalities.&rdquo; The great Penguin people had no longer
+either traditions, intellectual culture, or arts. The progress of
+civilisation manifested itself among them by murderous industry, infamous
+speculation, and hideous luxury. Its capital assumed, as did all the great
+cities of the time, a cosmopolitan and financial character. An immense and
+regular ugliness reigned within it. The country enjoyed perfect
+tranquillity. It had reached its zenith.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="link2H_4_0066" id="link2H_4_0066"></a>
+BOOK VIII. FUTURE TIMES
+</h2>
+
+<h3>
+THE ENDLESS HISTORY
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+Alca is becoming Americanised.&mdash;<i>M. Daniset</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants
+of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.&mdash;<i>Genesis xix</i>.
+25
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&#915;ῇ Ἑλλάδι πενίη μὲν αἐι κοτε σύντροφος ἐστι, ἀρετὴ δὲ ἔπακτός ἐστι, ἀπό τε
+σοφίης κατεργασμένη καὶ νόμου ἰσχυροῦ.<a href="#fn-13" name="fnref-13" id="fnref-13"><sup>[13]</sup></a>
+(Herodotus, Histories, VII cii.)
+</p>
+
+<p class="footnote">
+<a name="fn-13" id="fn-13"></a> <a href="#fnref-13">[13]</a>
+Poverty hast ever been familiar to Greece, but virtue has been acquired, having
+been accomplished by wisdom and firm laws.<br />
+&mdash;Henry Cary&rsquo;s Translation.
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+You have not seen angels then.&mdash;<i>Liber Terribilis</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="letter">
+Bqsfttfusftpvtusbjufbmbvupsjufeftspjtf<br />
+ueftfnqfsfvstbqsftbxpjsqspdmbnfuspjtgpjt<br />
+tbmjcfsufmbgsbodftftutpvnjtfbeftdpnqbh<br />
+ojftgjobodjfsftrvjejtqptfoueftsjdifttftevqb<br />
+ztfuqbsmfnpzfoevofqsfttfbdifuffejsjhfoum<br />
+pqjojpo
+</p>
+
+<p class="right">
+<i>Voufnpjoxfsjejrvf</i>
+</p>
+
+<p class="letter">
+We are now beginning to study a chemistry which will deal with effects produced
+by bodies containing a quantity of concentrated energy the like of which we
+have not yet had at our disposal.&mdash;<i>Sir William Ramsay</i>.
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+§. I
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The houses were never high enough to satisfy them; they kept on making
+them still higher and built them of thirty or forty storeys: with offices,
+shops, banks, societies one above another; they dug cellars and tunnels
+ever deeper downwards.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Fifteen millions of men laboured in a giant town by the light of beacons
+which shed forth their glare both day and night. No light of heaven
+pierced through the smoke of the factories with which the town was girt,
+but sometimes the red disk of a rayless sun might be seen riding in the
+black firmament through which iron bridges ploughed their way, and from
+which there descended a continual shower of soot and cinders. It was the
+most industrial of all the cities in the world and the richest. Its
+organisation seemed perfect. None of the ancient aristocratic or
+democratic forms remained; everything was subordinated to the interests of
+the trusts. This environment gave rise to what anthropologists called the
+multi-millionaire type. The men of this type were at once energetic and
+frail, capable of great activity in forming mental combinations and of
+prolonged labour in offices, but men whose nervous irritability suffered
+from hereditary troubles which increased as time went on.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Like all true aristocrats, like the patricians of republican Rome or the
+squires of old England, these powerful men affected a great severity in
+their habits and customs. They were the ascetics of wealth. At the
+meetings of the trusts an observer would have noticed their smooth and
+puffy faces, their lantern cheeks, their sunken eyes and wrinkled brows.
+With bodies more withered, complexions yellower, lips drier, and eyes
+filled with a more burning fanaticism than those of the old Spanish monks,
+these multimillionaires gave themselves up with inextinguishable ardour to
+the austerities of banking and industry. Several, denying themselves all
+happiness, all pleasure, and all rest, spent their miserable lives in
+rooms without light or air, furnished only with electrical apparatus,
+living on eggs and milk, and sleeping on camp beds. By doing nothing
+except pressing nickel buttons with their fingers, these mystics heaped up
+riches of which they never even saw the signs, and acquired the vain
+possibility of gratifying desires that they never experienced.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The worship of wealth had its martyrs. One of these multi-millionaires,
+the famous Samuel Box, preferred to die rather than surrender the smallest
+atom of his property. One of his workmen, the victim of an accident while
+at work, being refused any indemnity by his employer, obtained a verdict
+in the courts, but repelled by innumerable obstacles of procedure, he fell
+into the direst poverty. Being thus reduced to despair, he succeeded by
+dint of cunning and audacity in confronting his employer with a loaded
+revolver in his hand, and threatened to blow out his brains if he did not
+give him some assistance. Samuel Box gave nothing, and let himself be
+killed for the sake of principle.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Examples that come from high quarters are followed. Those who possessed
+some small capital (and they were necessarily the greater number),
+affected the ideas and habits of the multi-millionaires, in order that
+they might be classed among them. All passions which injured the increase
+or the preservation of wealth, were regarded as dishonourable; neither
+indolence, nor idleness, nor the taste for disinterested study, nor love
+of the arts, nor, above all, extravagance, was ever forgiven; pity was
+condemned as a dangerous weakness. Whilst every inclination to
+licentiousness excited public reprobation, the violent and brutal
+satisfaction of an appetite was, on the contrary, excused; violence, in
+truth, was regarded as less injurious to morality, since it manifested a
+form of social energy. The State was firmly based on two great public
+virtues: respect for the rich and contempt for the poor. Feeble spirits
+who were still moved by human suffering had no other resource than to take
+refuge in a hypocrisy which it was impossible to blame, since it
+contributed to the maintenance of order and the solidity of institutions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus, among the rich, all were devoted to their social order, or seemed to be
+so; all gave good examples, if all did not follow them. Some felt the gravity
+of their position cruelly; but they endured it either from pride or from duty.
+Some attempted, in secret and by subterfuge, to escape from it for a moment.
+One of these, Edward Martin, the President, of the Steel Trust, sometimes
+dressed himself as a poor man, went forth to beg his bread, and allowed himself
+to be jostled by the passers-by. One day, as he asked alms on a bridge, he
+engaged in a quarrel with a real beggar, and filled with a fury of envy, he
+strangled him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As they devoted their whole intelligence to business, they sought no
+intellectual pleasures. The theatre, which had formerly been very flourishing
+among them, was now reduced to pantomimes and comic dances. Even the pieces in
+which women acted were given up; the taste for pretty forms and brilliant
+toilettes had been lost; the somersaults of clowns and the music of negroes
+were preferred above them, and what roused enthusiasm was the sight of women
+upon the stage whose necks were bedizened with diamonds, or processions
+carrying golden bars in triumph. Ladies of wealth were as much compelled as the
+men to lead a respectable life. According to a tendency common to all
+civilizations, public feeling set them up as symbols; they were, by their
+austere magnificence, to represent both the splendour of wealth and its
+intangibility. The old habits of gallantry had been reformed, Tut fashionable
+lovers were now secretly replaced by muscular labourers or stray grooms.
+Nevertheless, scandals were rare, a foreign journey concealed nearly all of
+them, and the Princesses of the Trusts remained objects of universal esteem.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The rich formed only a small minority, but their collaborators, who
+composed the entire people, had been completely won over or completely
+subjugated by them. They formed two classes, the agents of commerce or
+banking, and workers in the factories. The former contributed an immense
+amount of work and received large salaries. Some of them succeeded in
+founding establishments of their own; for in the constant increase of the
+public wealth the more intelligent and audacious could hope for anything.
+Doubtless it would have been possible to find a certain number of
+discontented and rebellious persons among the immense crowd of engineers
+and accountants, but this powerful society had imprinted its firm
+discipline even on the minds of its opponents. The very anarchists were
+laborious and regular.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As for the workmen who toiled in the factories that surrounded the town,
+their decadence, both physical and moral, was terrible; they were examples
+of the type of poverty as it is set forth by anthropology. Although the
+development among them of certain muscles, due to the particular nature of
+their work, might give a false idea of their strength, they presented sure
+signs of morbid debility. Of low stature, with small heads and narrow
+chests, they were further distinguished from the comfortable classes by a
+multitude of physiological anomalies, and, in particular, by a common want
+of symmetry between the head and the limbs. And they were destined to a
+gradual and continuous degeneration, for the State made soldiers of the
+more robust among them, and the health of these did not long withstand the
+brothels and the drink-shops that sprang up around their barracks. The
+proletarians became more and more feeble in mind. The continued weakening
+of their intellectual faculties was not entirely due to their manner of
+life; it resulted also from a methodical selection carried out by the
+employers. The latter, fearing that workmen of too great ability might be
+inclined to put forward legitimate demands, took care to eliminate them by
+every possible means, and preferred to engage ignorant and stupid
+labourers, who were incapable of defending their rights, but were yet
+intelligent enough to perform their toil, which highly perfected machines
+rendered extremely simple. Thus the proletarians were unable to do
+anything to improve their lot. With difficulty did they succeed by means
+of strikes in maintaining the rate of their wages. Even this means began
+to fail them. The alternations of production inherent in the capitalist
+system caused such cessations of work that, in several branches of
+industry, as soon as a strike was declared, the accumulation of products
+allowed the employers to dispense with the strikers. In a word, these
+miserable employees were plunged in a gloomy apathy that nothing
+enlightened and nothing exasperated. They were necessary instruments for
+the social order and well adapted to their purpose.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Upon the whole, this social order seemed the most firmly established that had
+yet been seen, at least among kind, for that of bees and ants is incomparably
+more stable. Nothing could foreshadow the ruin of a system founded on what is
+strongest in human nature, pride and cupidity. However, keen observers
+discovered several grounds for uneasiness. The most certain, although the least
+apparent, were of an economic order, and consisted in the continually
+increasing amount of over-production, which entailed long and cruel
+interruptions of labour, though these were, it is true, utilized by the
+manufacturers as a means of breaking the power of the workmen, by facing them
+with the prospect of a lock-out. A more obvious peril resulted from the
+physiological state of almost the entire population. &ldquo;The health of the
+poor is what it must be,&rdquo; said the experts in hygiene, &ldquo;but that of
+the rich leaves much to be desired.&rdquo; It was not difficult to find the
+causes of this. The supply of oxygen necessary for life was insufficient in the
+city, and men breathed in an artificial air. The food trusts, by means of the
+most daring chemical syntheses, produced artificial wines, meat, milk, fruit,
+and vegetables, and the diet thus imposed gave rise to stomach and brain
+troubles. The multi-millionaires were bald at the age of eighteen; some showed
+from time to time a dangerous weakness of mind. Over-strung and enfeebled, they
+gave enormous sums to ignorant charlatans; and it was a common thing for some
+bath-attendant or other trumpery who turned healer or prophet, to make a rapid
+fortune by the practice of medicine or theology. The number of lunatics
+increased continually; suicides multiplied in the world of wealth, and many of
+them were accompanied by atrocious and extraordinary circumstances, which bore
+witness to an unheard of perversion of intelligence and sensibility.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another fatal symptom created a strong impression upon average minds.
+Terrible accidents, henceforth periodical and regular, entered into
+people&rsquo;s calculations, and kept mounting higher and higher in statistical
+tables. Every day, machines burst into fragments, houses fell down, trains
+laden with merchandise fell on to the streets, demolishing entire
+buildings and crushing hundreds of passers-by. Through the ground,
+honey-combed with tunnels, two or three storeys of work-shops would often
+crash, engulfing all those who worked in them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+§. 2
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the southwestern district of the city, on an eminence which had
+preserved its ancient name of Fort Saint-Michel, there stretched a square
+where some old trees still spread their exhausted arms above the
+greensward. Landscape gardeners had constructed a cascade, grottos, a
+torrent, a lake, and an island, on its northern slope. From this side one
+could see the whole town with its streets, its boulevards, its squares,
+the multitude of its roofs and domes, its air-passages, and its crowds of
+men, covered with a veil of silence, and seemingly enchanted by the
+distance. This square was the healthiest place in the capital; here no
+smoke obscured the sky, and children were brought here to play. In summer
+some employees from the neighbouring offices and laboratories used to
+resort to it for a moment after their luncheons, but they did not disturb
+its solitude and peace.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was owing to this custom that, one day in June, about mid-day, a
+telegraph clerk, Caroline Meslier, came and sat down on a bench at the end
+of a terrace. In order to refresh her eyes by the sight of a little green,
+she turned her back to the town. Dark, with brown eyes, robust and placid,
+Caroline appeared to be from twenty-five to twenty-eight years of age.
+Almost immediately, a clerk in the Electricity Trust, George Clair, took
+his place beside her. Fair, thin, and supple, he had features of a
+feminine delicacy; he was scarcely older than she, and looked still
+younger. As they met almost every day in this place, a comradeship had
+sprung up between them, and they enjoyed chatting together. But their
+conversation had never been tender, affectionate, or even intimate.
+Caroline, although it had happened to her in the past to repent of her
+confidence, might perhaps have been less reserved had not George Clair
+always shown himself extremely restrained in his expressions and
+behaviour. He always gave a purely intellectual character to the
+conversation, keeping it within the realm of general ideas, and, moreover,
+expressing himself on all subjects with the greatest freedom. He spoke
+frequently of the organization of society, and the conditions of labour.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Wealth,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;is one of the means of living happily; but people have
+made it the sole end of existence.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And this state of things seemed monstrous to both of them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They returned continually to various scientific subjects with which they
+were both familiar.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On that day they discussed the evolution of chemistry.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;From the moment,&rdquo; said Clair, &ldquo;that radium was seen to be transformed
+into helium, people ceased to affirm the immutability of simple bodies; in
+this way all those old laws about simple relations and about the
+indestructibility of matter were abolished.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;However,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;chemical laws exist.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For, being a woman, she had need of belief.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He resumed carelessly:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Now that we can procure radium in sufficient quantities, science
+possesses incomparable means of analysis; even at present we get glimpses,
+within what are called simple bodies, of extremely diversified complex
+ones, and we discover energies in matter which seem to increase even by
+reason of its tenuity.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As they talked, they threw bits of bread to the birds, and some children
+played around them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Passing from one subject to another:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;This hill, in the quaternary epoch,&rdquo; said Clair, &ldquo;was inhabited by wild
+horses. Last year, as they were tunnelling for the water mains, they found
+a layer of the bones of primeval horses.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She was anxious to know whether, at that distant epoch, man had yet
+appeared.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He told her that man used to hunt the primeval horse long before he tried
+to domesticate him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Man,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;was at first a hunter, then he became a shepherd, a
+cultivator, a manufacturer . . . and these diverse civilizations succeeded
+each other at intervals of time that the mind cannot conceive.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He took out his watch.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Caroline asked if it was already time to go back to the office.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He said it was not, that it was scarcely half-past twelve.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A little girl was making mud pies at the foot of their bench; a little boy
+of seven or eight years was playing in front of them. Whilst his mother
+was sewing on an adjoining bench, he played all alone at being a run-away
+horse, and with that power of illusion, of which children are capable, he
+imagined that he was at the same time the horse, and those who ran after
+him, and those who fled in terror before him. He kept struggling with
+himself and shouting: &ldquo;Stop him, Hi! Hi! This is an awful horse, he has
+got the bit between his teeth.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Caroline asked the question:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Do you think that men were happy formerly?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Her companion answered:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;They suffered less when they were younger. They acted like that little
+boy: they played; they played at arts, at virtues, at vices, at heroism,
+at beliefs, at pleasures; they had illusions which entertained them; they
+made a noise; they amused themselves. But now. . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He interrupted himself, and looked again at his watch.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The child, who was running, struck his foot against the little girl&rsquo;s
+pail, and fell his full length on the gravel. He remained a moment
+stretched out motionless, then raised himself up on the palms of his
+hands. His forehead puckered, his mouth opened, and he burst into tears.
+His mother ran up, but Caroline had lifted him from the ground and was
+wiping his eyes and mouth with her handkerchief.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The child kept on sobbing and Clair took him in his arms.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Come, don&rsquo;t cry, my little man! I am going to tell you a story.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;A fisherman once threw his net into the sea and drew out a little,
+sealed, copper pot, which he opened with his knife. Smoke came out of it, and
+as it mounted up to the clouds the smoke grew thicker and thicker and became a
+giant who gave such a terrible yawn that the whole world was blown to
+dust....&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Clair stopped himself, gave a dry laugh, and handed the child back to his
+mother. Then he took out his watch again, and kneeling on the bench with
+his elbows resting on its back he gazed at the town. As far as the eye
+could reach, the multitude of houses stood out in their tiny immensity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Caroline turned her eyes in the same direction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What splendid weather it is!&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;The sun&rsquo;s rays change the smoke
+on the horizon into gold. The worst thing about civilization is that it
+deprives one of the light of day.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He did not answer; his looks remained fixed on a place in the town.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After some seconds of silence they saw about half a mile away, in the
+richer district on the other side of the river, a sort of tragic fog
+rearing itself upwards. A moment afterwards an explosion was heard even
+where they were sitting, and an immense tree of smoke mounted towards the
+pure sky. Little by little the air was filled with an imperceptible murmur
+caused by the shouts of thousands of men. Cries burst forth quite close to
+the square.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;What has been blown up?&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The bewilderment was great, for although accidents were common, such a
+violent explosion as this one had never been seen, and everybody perceived
+that something terribly strange had happened.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Attempts were made to locate the place of the accident; districts,
+streets, different buildings, clubs, theatres, and shops were mentioned.
+Information gradually became more precise and at last the truth was known.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;The Steel Trust has just been blown up.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Clair put his watch back into his pocket.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Caroline looked at him closely and her eyes filled with astonishment.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At last she whispered in his ear:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Did you know it? Were you expecting it? Was it you . . .&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He answered very calmly:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;That town ought to be destroyed.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+She replied in a gentle and thoughtful tone:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;I think so too.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And both of them returned quietly to their work.
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+§. 3
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From that day onward, anarchist attempts followed one another every week
+without interruption. The victims were numerous, and almost all of them
+belonged to the poorer classes. These crimes roused public resentment. It was
+among domestic servants, hotel-keepers, and the employees of such small shops
+as the Trusts still allowed to exist, that indignation burst forth most
+vehemently. In popular districts women might be heard demanding unusual
+punishments for the dynamitards. (They were called by this old name, although
+it was hardly appropriate to them, since, to these unknown chemists, dynamite
+was an innocent material only fit to destroy ant-hills, and they considered it
+mere child&rsquo;s play to explode nitro-glycerine with a cartridge made of
+fulminate of mercury.) Business ceased suddenly, and those who were least rich
+were the first to feel the effects. They spoke of doing justice themselves to
+the anarchists. In the mean time the factory workers remained hostile or
+indifferent to violent action. They were threatened, as a result of the decline
+of business, with a likelihood of losing their work, or even a lock-out in all
+the factories. The Federation of Trade Unions proposed a general strike as the
+most powerful means of influencing the employers, and the best aid that could
+be given to the revolutionists, but all the trades with the exception of the
+gilders refused to cease work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The police made numerous arrests. Troops summoned from all parts of the
+National Federation protected the offices of the Trusts, the houses of the
+multi-millionaires, the public halls, the banks, and the big shops. A fortnight
+passed without a single explosion, and it was concluded that the dynamitards,
+in all probability but a handful of persons, perhaps even still fewer, had all
+been killed or captured, or that they were in hiding, or had taken flight.
+Confidence returned; it returned at first among the poorer classes. Two or
+three hundred thousand soldiers, who bad been lodged in the most closely
+populated districts, stimulated trade, and people began to cry out:
+&ldquo;Hurrah for the army!&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The rich, who had not been so quick to take alarm, were reassured more
+slowly. But at the Stock Exchange a group of &ldquo;bulls&rdquo; spread optimistic
+rumours and by a powerful effort put a brake upon the fall in prices.
+Business improved. Newspapers with big circulations supported the
+movement. With patriotic eloquence they depicted capital as laughing in
+its impregnable position at the assaults of a few dastardly criminals, and
+public wealth maintaining its serene ascendency in spite of the vain
+threats made against it. They were sincere in their attitude, though at
+the same time they found it benefited them. Outrages were forgotten or
+their occurrence denied. On Sundays, at the race-meetings, the stands were
+adorned by women covered with pearls and diamonds. It was observed with
+joy that the capitalists had not suffered. Cheers were given for the
+multi-millionaires in the saddling rooms.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the following day the Southern Railway Station, the Petroleum Trust,
+and the huge church built at the expense of Thomas Morcellet were all
+blown up. Thirty houses were in flames, and the beginning of a fire was
+discovered at the docks. The firemen showed amazing intrepidity and zeal.
+They managed their tall fire-escapes with automatic precision, and climbed
+as high as thirty storeys to rescue the luckless inhabitants from the
+flames. The soldiers performed their duties with spirit, and were given a
+double ration of coffee. But these fresh casualties started a panic.
+Millions of people, who wanted to take their money with them and leave the
+town at once, crowded the great banking houses. These establishments,
+after paying out money for three days, closed their doors amid mutterings
+of a riot. A crowd of fugitives, laden with their baggage, besieged the
+railway stations and took the town by storm. Many who were anxious to lay
+in a stock of provisions and take refuge in the cellars, attacked the
+grocery stores, although they were guarded by soldiers with fixed
+bayonets. The public authorities displayed energy. Numerous arrests were
+made and thousands of warrants issued against suspected persons.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+During the three weeks that followed no outrage was committed. There was a
+rumour that bombs had been found in the Opera House, in the cellars of the
+Town Hall, and beside one of the Pillars of the Stock Exchange. But it was
+soon known that these were boxes of sweets that had been put in those
+places by practical jokers or lunatics. One of the accused, when
+questioned by a magistrate, declared that he was the chief author of the
+explosions, and said that all his accomplices had lost their lives. These
+confessions were published by the newspapers and helped to reassure public
+opinion. It was only towards the close of the examination that the
+magistrates saw they had to deal with a pretender who was in no way
+connected with any of the crimes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The experts chosen by the courts discovered nothing that enabled them to
+determine the engine employed in the work of destruction. According to
+their conjectures the new explosive emanated from a gas which radium
+evolves, and it was supposed that electric waves, produced by a special
+type of oscillator, were propagated through space and thus caused the
+explosion. But even the ablest chemist could say nothing precise or
+certain. At last two policemen, who were passing in front of the Hôtel
+Meyer, found on the pavement, close to a ventilator, an egg made of white
+metal and provided with a capsule at each end. They picked it up
+carefully, and, on the orders of their chief, carried it to the municipal
+laboratory. Scarcely had the experts assembled to examine it, than the egg
+burst and blew up the amphitheatre and the dome. All the experts perished,
+and with them Collin, the General of Artillery, and the famous Professor
+Tigre.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The capitalist society did not allow itself to be daunted by this fresh
+disaster. The great banks re-opened their doors, declaring that they would meet
+demands partly in bullion and partly in paper money guaranteed by the State.
+The Stock Exchange and the Trade Exchange, in spite of the complete cessation
+of business, decided not to suspend their sittings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the mean time the magisterial investigation into the case of those who
+had been first accused had come to an end. Perhaps the evidence brought
+against them might have appeared insufficient under other circumstances,
+but the zeal both of the magistrates and the public made up for this
+insufficiency. On the eve of the day fixed for the trial the Courts of
+justice were blown up and eight hundred people were killed, the greater
+number of them being judges and lawyers. A furious crowd broke into the
+prison and lynched the prisoners. The troops sent to restore order were
+received with showers of stones and revolver shots; several soldiers being
+dragged from their horses and trampled underfoot. The soldiers fired on
+the mob and many persons were killed. At last the public authorities
+succeeded in establishing tranquillity. Next day the Bank was blown up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From that time onwards unheard-of things took place. The factory workers,
+who had refused to strike, rushed in crowds into the town and set fire to
+the houses. Entire regiments, led by their officers, joined the workmen,
+went with them through the town singing revolutionary hymns, and took
+barrels of petroleum from the docks with which to feed the fires.
+Explosions were continual. One morning a monstrous tree of smoke, like the
+ghost of a huge palm tree half a mile in height, rose above the giant
+Telegraph Hall which suddenly fell into a complete ruin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Whilst half the town was in flames, the other half pursued its accustomed
+life. In the mornings, milk pails could be heard jingling in the dairy
+carts. In a deserted avenue some old navvy might be seen seated against a
+wall slowly eating hunks of bread with perhaps a little meat. Almost all
+the presidents of the trusts remained at their posts. Some of them
+performed their duty with heroic simplicity. Raphael Box, the son of a
+martyred multi-millionaire, was blown up as he was presiding at the
+general meeting of the Sugar Trust. He was given a magnificent funeral and
+the procession on its way to the cemetery had to climb six times over
+piles of ruins or cross upon planks over the uprooted roads.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ordinary helpers of the rich, the clerks, employees, brokers, and
+agents, preserved an unshaken fidelity. The surviving clerks of the Bank
+that had been blown up, made their way along the ruined streets through
+the midst of smoking houses to hand in their bills of exchange, and
+several were swallowed up in the flames while endeavouring to present
+their receipts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Nevertheless, any illusion concerning the state of affairs was impossible.
+The enemy was master of the town. Instead of silence the noise of
+explosions was now continuous and produced an insurmountable feeling of
+horror. The lighting apparatus having been destroyed, the city was plunged
+in darkness all through the night, and appalling crimes were committed.
+The populous districts alone, having suffered the least, still preserved
+measures of protection. The were paraded by patrols of volunteers who shot
+the robbers, and at every street corner one stumbled over a body lying in
+a pool of blood, the hands bound behind the back, a handkerchief over the
+face, and a placard pinned upon the breast.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It became impossible to clear away the ruins or to bury the dead. Soon the
+stench from the corpses became intolerable. Epidemics raged and caused
+innumerable deaths, while they also rendered the survivors feeble and
+listless. Famine carried off almost all who were left. A hundred and one
+days after the first outrage, whilst six army corps with field artillery
+and siege artillery were marching, at night, into the poorest quarter of
+the city, Caroline and Clair, holding each other&rsquo;s hands, were watching
+from the roof a lofty house, the only one still left standing, but now
+surrounded by smoke and flame, joyous songs ascended from the street,
+where the crowd was dancing in delirium.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;To-morrow it will be ended,&rdquo; said the man, &ldquo;and it will be better.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The young woman, her hair loosened and her face shining with the
+reflection of the flames, gazed with a pious joy at the circle of fire
+that was growing closer around them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;It will be better,&rdquo; said she also.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And throwing herself into the destroyer&rsquo;s arms she pressed a passionate
+kiss upon his lips.
+</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+§. 4
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The other towns of the federation also suffered from disturbances and
+outbreaks, and then order was restored. Reforms were introduced into
+institutions and great changes took place in habits and customs, but the
+country never recovered the loss of its capital, and never regained its former
+prosperity. Commerce and industry dwindled away, and civilization abandoned
+those countries which for so long it had preferred to all others. They became
+insalubrious and sterile; the territory that had supported so many millions of
+men became nothing more than a desert. On the hill of Fort St. Michel wild
+horses cropped the coarse grass.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Days flowed by like water from the fountains, and the centuries passed like
+drops falling from the ends of stalactites. Hunters came to chase the bears
+upon the hills that covered the forgotten city; shepherds led their flocks upon
+them; labourers turned up the soil with their ploughs; gardeners cultivated
+their lettuces and grafted their pear trees. They were not rich, and they had
+no arts. The walls of their cabins were covered with old vines and roses. A
+goat-skin clothed their tanned limbs, while their wives dressed themselves with
+the wool that they themselves had spun. The goat-herds moulded little figures
+of men and animals out of clay, or sang songs about the young girl who follows
+her lover through woods or among the browsing goats while the pine trees
+whisper together and the water utters its murmuring sound. The master of the
+house grew angry with the beetles who devoured his figs; he planned snares to
+protect his fowls from the velvet-tailed fox, and he poured out wine for his
+neighbours saying:
+</p>
+
+<p>
+&ldquo;Drink! The flies have not spoilt my vintage; the vines were dry before
+they came.&rdquo;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then in the course of ages the wealth of the villages and the corn that
+filled the fields were pillaged by barbarian invaders. The country changed
+its masters several times. The conquerors built castles upon the hills;
+cultivation increased; mills, forges, tanneries, and looms were
+established; roads were opened through the woods and over the marshes; the
+river was covered with boats. The hamlets became large villages and
+joining together formed a town which protected itself by deep trenches and
+lofty walls. Later, becoming the capital of a great State, it found itself
+straitened within its now useless ramparts and it converted them into
+grass-covered walks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It grew very rich and large beyond measure. The houses were never high
+enough to satisfy the people; they kept on making them still higher and
+built them of thirty or forty storeys, with offices, shops, banks,
+societies one above another; they dug cellars and tunnels ever deeper
+downwards. Fifteen millions of men laboured in the giant town.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
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