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+Project Gutenberg's The Dead Men's Song, by Champion Ingraham Hitchcock
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Dead Men's Song
+ Being the Story of a Poem and a Reminiscent Sketch of its
+ Author Young Ewing Allison
+
+Author: Champion Ingraham Hitchcock
+
+Release Date: September 17, 2006 [EBook #19273]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE DEAD MEN'S SONG ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Barbara Tozier, Bill Tozier, David Newman and
+the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at
+http://www.pgdp.net
+
+
+
+
+
+ OF THIS LITTLE VOLUME TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY COPIES HAVE BEEN MADE
+
+
+
+
+YOUNG EWING ALLISON
+
+ --_A REMINISCENCE_
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: _Photograph By Cusick._
+ Young Ewing Allison]
+
+
+
+ "The man who wrote such a poem should not be unknelled, unhonored
+ and unsung."
+
+ --_Walt Mason._
+
+
+
+
+THE DEAD MEN'S SONG:
+
+BEING THE
+STORY OF A POEM AND A REMINISCENT SKETCH
+OF ITS AUTHOR
+
+
+YOUNG EWING ALLISON
+
+
+TOGETHER WITH A BROWSE THROUGH OTHER
+GEMS OF HIS AND RECOLLECTIONS
+OF OLDER DAYS
+
+
+BY
+
+HIS FRIEND AND ASSOCIATE
+
+CHAMPION INGRAHAM HITCHCOCK
+
+
+_Incorporated with which are Facsimiles
+of Certain Interesting Manuscripts_
+
+
+LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY
+
+1914
+
+
+
+
+COPYRIGHT BY CHAMPION INGRAHAM HITCHCOCK
+
+1914
+
+
+
+
+IN THESE PAGES
+
+
+A WORD SAID BEFOREHAND
+
+ Explaining How a Certain "Chap" Lost His Temper and Found It Again
+ Very Quickly.
+
+
+DERELICT, By Young Ewing Allison
+
+ A Reminiscence of Stevenson's "Treasure Island" Based On the
+ Quatrain of Captain Billy Bones.
+
+
+PICTURING THE INDIVIDUAL
+
+ With Some Observations About A Man Whom I Have the Honor to Call
+ Friend.
+
+
+MAN AND NEWSPAPER MAN
+
+ A Peep Into Personal Records of the Past With Some Comments of a
+ Current Nature.
+
+
+JUST BROWSING AROUND
+
+ Excursions Into the "Higher Altitudes" With Something About the
+ Books Up There.
+
+
+IN THE OPERATIC FIELD
+
+ Being a Look Behind the Scenes With Some Glimpses of a Pursuing
+ Jinx.
+
+
+BALLAD OF DEAD MEN
+
+ The Same Being Mostly About Able Pirates And the Very Able
+ Descendant of a Pirate.
+
+
+IF THERE IS CONTROVERSY!
+
+ Just a Few Bits From the Olden Days With Some Comment On a Certain
+ Critic.
+
+
+SOME CLIPPINGS--AND A LETTER
+
+ Which Tells How One Who Did Not Know Set Himself Up As a "Chanty"
+ Authority.
+
+
+YO-HO-HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM
+
+ Discussed As a Chanty Entertainingly By a Mariner and With a
+ Deep-Sea Flavor.
+
+
+
+
+SUPPLEMENTING _the_ TEXT
+
+
+YOUNG EWING ALLISON (By Cusick) _Frontispiece._
+
+ A "Sitting" for Which Photograph Forms A Story Known Only to This
+ Writer.
+
+
+DERELICT _Illuminating the Poem_
+
+ Facsimiles of the Original Illustrations in _Rubric_ (Vol. 1,
+ No. 1, 1901) to Which Certain Piratical Tints Have Been Added.
+
+
+"A TEMPTING BAUBLE"
+
+ Said "Bauble" Being a Check (to Cover the Cost of a Certain Book)
+ Which Allison Returned in a Frame With a Few Comments of His Own.
+
+
+YOUNG E. ALLISON (By Wyncie King)
+
+ _Louisville Herald_ Demon Caricaturist's Conception of a Pirate's
+ Poet, With a Cigarette Replacing the Customary "Stogie."
+
+
+THE INFALLIBLE (By Charles Dana Gibson)
+
+ A "Type" in Every Old Daily Newspaper Office, Reproduced from
+ _Century_ (October, 1889), Illustrating "The Longworth Mystery."
+
+
+BOOK OF "THE OGALLALLAS"
+
+ Being a Facsimile (Slightly Reduced) of the Cover of Allison's
+ First Opera Pursued and Captured By a Jinx.
+
+
+FROM THE OLD "PROMPT" BOOK
+
+ Page (slightly reduced) From "The Mouse and the Garter," Showing
+ Allison's Characteristic Penciled Notations.
+
+
+"A PIRATICAL BALLAD" (Words and Music)
+
+ Facsimile in Miniature of the First Printed Verses of "Derelict"
+ Published and Copyrighted by William A. Pond & Co., 1891.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Together With Certain Letters and Memoranda, Proofs, Mss., etc.,
+ About "Fifteen Dead Men," in Facsimile of Young E. Allison's
+ Characteristic Handwriting, which are to be Found in a "Pocket" in
+ the Inside Back Cover of This Volume.
+
+
+
+
+A WORD SAID BEFOREHAND
+
+
+If a careless and uninformed writer in _The New York Times Book Review_ had
+not hazarded the speculation in his columns that it was very doubtful if
+Young Ewing Allison wrote the famous poem "Fifteen Men on the Dead Man's
+Chest," the creation and perfection of which took him through a period of
+about six years, the idea of undertaking a sketch of him and the stuff he
+has done might never have occurred to me. While not exactly thankful to the
+New York editor, I have abandoned a blood-thirsty raid on his sanctum and a
+righteous indignation has been dissipated in the serene pleasure I have
+found in expressing an appreciation of Allison's genius in this private
+volume for our friends. God bless the Old Scout! In all of our intimate
+years there has been such a complete understanding between us that spoken
+words have been largely unnecessary, and so the opportunity of saying
+publicly what has ever been in my heart, is a rare one, eagerly seized.
+
+ C. I. H.
+
+Louisville, November, 1914.
+
+
+
+
+ _THIS VOLUME IS INSCRIBED TO HER WHOSE FAITH IN ME AND LOVE FOR ME
+ NEVER WANED_
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+DERELICT
+
+A Reminiscence of "Treasure Island"
+
+YOUNG E. ALLISON
+
+
+_Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!_
+
+ (_Cap'n Billy Bones his song._)
+
+
+Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+The mate was fixed by the bos'n's pike,
+The bos'n brained with a marlinspike
+And Cookey's throat was marked belike
+ It had been gripped
+ By fingers ten;
+ And there they lay,
+ All good dead men,
+Like break-o'-day in a boozing-ken--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Fifteen men of a whole ship's list--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+Dead and bedamned, and the rest gone whist!--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+The skipper lay with his nob in gore
+Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore--
+And the scullion he was stabbed times four.
+ And there they lay,
+ And the soggy skies
+ Dripped all day long
+ In up-staring eyes--
+At murk sunset and at foul sunrise--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+Ten of the crew had the Murder mark--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+'Twas a cutlass swipe, or an ounce of lead,
+ Or a yawing hole in a battered head--
+And the scuppers glut with a rotting red.
+ And there they lay--
+ Aye, damn my eyes!--
+ All lookouts clapped
+ On paradise--
+All souls bound just contrariwise--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+Fifteen men of 'em good and true--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+Every man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+There was chest on chest full of Spanish gold,
+With a ton of plate in the middle hold,
+And the cabins riot of stuff untold.
+ And they lay there
+ That had took the plum,
+ With sightless glare
+ And their lips struck dumb,
+While we shared all by the rule of thumb--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_More was seen through the sternlight screen--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+Chartings ondoubt where a woman had been--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+A flimsy shift on a bunker cot,
+With a thin dirk slot through the bosom spot
+And the lace stiff-dry in a purplish blot.
+ Or was she wench ...
+ Or some shuddering maid...?
+ That dared the knife
+ And that took the blade!
+By God! she was stuff for a plucky jade--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight,
+With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight,
+And we heaved 'em over and out of sight--
+ With a yo-heave-ho!
+ And a fare-you-well!
+ And a sullen plunge
+ In the sullen swell
+Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+PICTURING _the_ INDIVIDUAL
+
+
+One of my earliest recollections of my friend and business associate for
+very many, very short and very happy years, is a conversation in the old
+Chicago Press Club rooms on South Clark Street, near Madison, in the early
+90's, about three o'clock one morning, when the time for confidences
+arrives--if ever it does. What his especial business in Chicago was at that
+particular moment makes no particular difference. He might have been
+rehearsing "The Ogallallas," or mayhap he was on duty as Kentucky
+commissioner to the World's Fair. As a matter of mere fact he was there and
+we had spent an evening and part of a morning together and were bent on
+extending the session to daybreak. Sunrise on Madison Street always was a
+wonderful sight. The dingy buildings on that busy old thoroughfare,
+awakening to day-life, then appeared as newly painted in the mellow of the
+early morning.
+
+My companion knew something was coming. Our chairs were close
+together--side by side--and we were looking each in the other's face. He
+had his hand back of his ear. "Allison," I said--and I suppose that after a
+night in his company I was so impregnated with his strong personality that
+I had my hand back of my ear too, and spoke in a low, slightly drawling
+nasal, like his--"Allison," I repeated, "don't you miss a great deal by
+being deaf?" Now, it is said with tender regret, but a deep and sincere
+regard for truth, that my friend makes a virtue of a slight deafness. He
+uses it to avoid arguments, assignments, conventions, parlor parties--and
+bores--and deftly evades a whole lot of "duty" conversations as well. Of
+course I know all this now, but in those days I thought his lack of
+complete hearing an infirmity calling for a sort of sympathy on my part.
+Anyway it was three o'clock in the morning, and...!
+
+"Well," he replied, after a little pause, "I can't say that I do. You see,
+if anyone ever says anything worth repeating, he always tells me about it
+anyway." Such is the philosophical trend that makes Allison an original
+with a peculiar gift of expression both in the spoken and written word. He
+is literary to his finger tips, in the finest sense of the word, for pure
+love, his own enjoyment and the pleasure of his friends. There is an
+ambition for you! With all his genuine modesty (and he is painfully modest)
+by which the light of his genius is hid under even less than the Scriptural
+bushel, he has a deep and healthy and honorable respect for fame--not of
+the cheap and tawdry, lionizing kind, but fame in an everlasting
+appreciation of those who think with their own minds. Almost any pen
+portraiture could but skim the surface of a nature so gifted and with which
+daily association is so delightful--an association which is a constant
+fillip to the mind in fascinating witticisms, in deft characterizations of
+men and things, and in deep drafts on memory's storehouse for odd incidents
+and unexpected illuminations. A long silence from "Allison's corner" may
+precede a gleeful chortle, as he throws on my desk some delicious satirical
+skit with a "Well, I've got that out of my system, anyway!"
+
+Allison has a method of prose writing all his own. If you could see him day
+in and out, you would soon recognize the symptoms. An idea strikes him; he
+becomes abstracted, reads a great deal, pull down books, fills pages of
+particularly ruled copy paper with figures from a big, round, black pencil
+until you might think he was calculating the expenditures of a Billion
+Dollar Congress. He is not a mathematician but, like Balzac, simply dotes
+on figures. Then comes the analytical stage and that he performs on foot,
+walking, head bent forward, upstairs, downstairs, outdoors, around the
+block, in again, through the clattering press room and up and down the
+hall. When the stride quickens and he strikes a straight line for his desk,
+his orderly mind has arranged and classified his subject down to the
+illuminating adjectives even and the whole is ready to be put on paper.
+Though his mind is orderly, his desk seldom is. He is the type of
+old-school editor who has everything handy in a profound confusion. He
+detests office system, just as he admires mental arrangement. I got a
+"rise" out of him only once when making a pretence of describing his very
+complex method of preserving correspondence, and then he flared: "It saved
+us a lot of trouble, didn't it?" The fact was patent, but the story is
+apropos. Allison was complaining to a friend of office routine.
+
+"Hitch has no heart," he said. "He comes over here, takes letters off my
+desk and puts 'em into an old file somewhere so no one can find them.
+That's no way to do. When a letter comes to me I clip open the end with my
+shears, like a gentleman, read it, and put it back in the envelope. When in
+the humor I answer it. Of course there is no use keeping a copy of what I
+write; I know well enough what _I_ say. All I want to keep is what the
+other fellow said to me. When it is time to clean the desk, I call a boy,
+have him box all the letters and take them over to the warehouse. Then
+whenever I want a letter I know damned well where it is--it's in the
+warehouse." It really happened that certain important and badly needed
+letters were "in the warehouse" and so Allison's system was vindicated.
+
+Just the mere mention of his system brings up the delightful recollections
+of his desk-cleaning parties, Spring and Fall, events so momentous that
+they almost come under the classification of office holidays. The dust
+flies, torn papers fill the air and the waste-baskets, and odd memoranda
+come to light and must be discussed. While wielding the dust cloth Allison
+hums "Bing-Binger, the Baritone Singer," has the finest imaginable time and
+for several day wears an air of such conscious pride that every paper laid
+upon his desk is greeted with a terrible frown.
+
+Musical? Of course. His is the poetic mind, the imaginative, with an
+intensely practical, analytical perception--uncanny at times. He is
+perfectly "crazy" about operas, reads everything that comes to his
+hand--particularly novels--and is an inveterate patron of picture shows.
+"Under no strain trying to hear 'em talk," he confidences. While such
+occasions really are very rare, once in an age he becomes depressed--a
+peculiar fact (their rarity) in one so temperamental. After the fifth call
+within a month to act as pall-bearer at a funeral, he was in the depths. A
+friend was trying to cheer him.
+
+"Isn't it too bad, Mr. Allison," the friend suggested, "that we can't all
+be like the lilies in the field, neither toiling nor spinning, but shedding
+perfume everywhere?"
+
+"That lily business is all right," was Allison's retort, "but if I were a
+flower it would be just my luck to be a tube-rose and be picked for a
+funeral!"
+
+In all our years of association and friendship, I have never known him to
+do an unkind or dishonorable act. He is considerate of others,
+tender-hearted, sentimental. But, believe me, in "contrariwise," he is
+flinty obsidian when it comes to his convictions. Shams and hypocrites and
+parading egotists are his particular and especial abomination and when he
+gets on the editorial trail of one of that ilk, he turns him inside out and
+displays the very secrets of what should be his immortal soul. He is always
+poking fun at friends and they laugh with him at what he writes about them,
+which recalls one of his earliest and best bits of advice--"never to write
+about a man so that others will laugh _at_ him, unless your intention is
+deliberately to hurt his feelings. Write so that he will laugh _with_ you."
+
+If I could have one grand wish it would be that everybody could know him as
+I do: the man; the book-worm; the toastmaster; the public speaker; the
+writer; the sentimentalist; the friend. Absolutely natural and approachable
+at all times with never the remotest hint of theatricalism, (unless the
+careless tossing over his shoulder of one flap of the cape of a cherished
+brown overcoat might be called theatrical), he is yet so many sided and
+complex that, without this self-same naturalness, often would be
+misunderstood. That he never cultivated an exclusiveness or built about
+himself barriers of idiosyncrasy is a distinct credit to his common sense.
+He's chock-full of that!
+
+Let us see just how versatile Young Allison is. Years ago--twenty-six to be
+exact--he took the dry old subject of insurance and week in and out made it
+sparkle with such wit and brilliancy that every-day editorials became
+literary gems which laymen read with keenest enjoyment. Insurance writing
+might be said to be his vocation--a sort of daily-bread affair, well
+executed, because one should not quarrel with his sustenance--with
+librettos for operas, and poems and essays as an avocation. Fate must have
+doomed his operas in the very beginning, for despite some delicious
+productions, captivating in words and spirit, and set to slashing music,
+they go unsung because a a malign Jinx pursued.
+
+While Allison is an omnivorous reader of novels and every other form of
+book, which he carries to and from his home in a favorite brown-leather
+handbag of diminutive size, he never had an ambition to create novels,
+though to his everlasting credit wrote two for a particular purpose which
+he accomplished by injecting the right tone or "color" into tales depicting
+the inner life on daily newspapers. We of the old Press Club used to grow
+choleric as we would read stories about alleged newspaper men, but a serene
+satisfaction fell upon us when Allison's reflections appeared. They were
+"right!" And while "resting" (definition from the private dictionary of
+Cornelius McAuliff) from the more or less arduous and routine and yet
+interest-holding duties of newspaper-man, Allison's relaxation and
+refreshment come in studies of human nature in all its mystifying aspects,
+whether in war or in peace; or in the sports--prize-fighting and baseball;
+or in the sciences; in politics; in the streets or in the home. Or they
+come from pleasure in the creation of essays on books--novels; of lectures;
+of formal and serious addresses; of tactful and witty toasts.
+
+From my viewpoint Allison appears in public speaking to best advantage at
+banquets, either when responding to some toast, or as toastmaster. On such
+occasions he very quickly finds the temper of his listeners and without
+haste or oratorical effect, for he never orates, and almost without
+gesture, he "gets 'em" and "keeps 'em." Knowing how little he hears at
+public functions his performances at the head of the table, when acting as
+toastmaster, to me are only a shade removed from the marvelous. Either he
+has an uncanny second-sight, or that vaunted deafness is all a big
+pretense, for I have heard him "pull stuff" on a preceding speaker so pat
+that no one else could be made to believe what I knew was the truth:
+that--he--had--not--heard--a--single--word--uttered!
+
+ [Illustration: _A Check in a Frame Returned without Inelegant
+ Marks of "Paid"_]
+
+Perchance as a character note, should be added here a line or two about a
+work undertaken in behalf of a friend on a few hours notice for which he
+received a reward only in thanks. This friend had contracted to write
+certain memoirs but was incapacitated by illness and hung out the distress
+signal. Allison responded, shut himself up for a month, and produced a
+smooth and well balanced work of five hundred and fifty pages. Once I sent
+him a check to cover the cost of one of his books but he declared the check
+a "tempting bauble" and returned it framed. But I got a copy just the same
+inscribed "With the compliments of the Author" which I prized just as much
+as if I had paid for it with a clearing house certificate.
+
+Physically he is of medium height, rather slight in form and, when walking,
+stoops a bit with head forward and a trifle to one side. In conversing he
+has a captivating trick of looking up while his head is bent and keeping
+his blue eyes nailed to yours pretty much all the time. Around eyes and
+mouth is ever lurking a wrinkling smile and its break--the laugh--is hearty
+and contagious with a timbre of peculiar huskiness. His face is a trifle
+thin through the cheeks, which accentuates a breadth of head, now crowning
+with silvery--and let me whisper this--slowly thinning hair. Stubby white
+mustaches for facial adornment, and cloth of varying brown shades to
+encompass the physical man, complete the picture.
+
+Such is Young Ewing Allison as I see him.
+
+
+
+
+MAN _and_ NEWSPAPER MAN
+
+
+Young Allison is a Kentuckian (Henderson, December 23, 1853) and proud of
+it with a pride that does not restrain him from seeing the peculiarities
+and frailties as well as the admirable traits of his fellow natives and
+skillfully putting them on paper to his own vast delight--and theirs too.
+What he gives, he is willing to take with Cromwell-like philosophy: "Paint
+me warts and all!" To speak of Allison in any sense whatever must be in the
+character of newspaper man, since to this work his whole life has been
+devoted. And if I may speak with well intentioned frankness: He's a damn
+good editor, too! However little our lay friends may understand this
+message, aside from its emphasis, I rest secure in the thought that to the
+brotherhood it opens a wide vista of qualifications to which reams might be
+devoted without doing full justice to the subject. Today he might not be
+the ideal city editor, or night editor, or managing editor of our great
+modern miracle-machines called newspapers, but I have yet to meet the man
+who can more quickly absorb, analyze, sum-up and deliver an editorial
+opinion, so deliciously phrased and so nicely gauged. He who can do this is
+the embodiment of all staff editors!
+
+If I may be pardoned for a moment, I will get myself associated with
+Allison and proceed with this relation. In 1888 he left daily newspaper
+work to found _The Insurance Herald_, though he continued old associations
+by occasional contributions, and in 1899 sold that publication and
+established _The Insurance Field_. In the fall of 1902 when presented with
+the opportunity of becoming editor-in-chief of _The Daily Herald_ in
+Louisville, he gave up temporarily an active connection with _The Insurance
+Field_ and in January, 1903, chose me to carry on this latter work, from
+which I am thankful to say he was absent only three years.
+
+Allison is newspaper man through and through and was all but born in the
+business for he was "a devil in his own home town" of Henderson in a
+printing office when thirteen, "Y. E. Allison, Jr., Local Editor" on the
+village paper at fifteen and city reporter on a daily at seventeen. Up to
+this point in his career I might find a parallel for my own experience, but
+there the comparison abruptly ceases. He became a writer while I took to
+blacksmithing according to that roystering Chicagoan, Henry Barrett
+Chamberlin, who thinks because he once owned a paper called _The Guardsman_
+in days when a new subscription often meant breakfast for the two of us,
+that he is at liberty to cast javelins at my style of writing. And yet, to
+be perfectly frank, I have always been grateful for even _his_ intimation
+that I had a "style." Allison once accepted--I can hardly say enjoyed--one
+of those subscription breakfasts------But that is a matter not wholly
+concerned with his newspaper experience, which has extended through nearly
+all the daily "jobs:" reporter and city editor of _The Evansville Journal_,
+dramatic and city editor of _The Louisville Courier-Journal_; managing
+editor of _The Louisville Commercial_, and after a lapse of years as
+previously told, editor-in-chief of _The Daily Herald_.
+
+Fifteen years or more ago, long before we dreamed of being associated in
+business, Allison wrote me with the frankness that has characterized our
+friendship from the first, just how he came to enter newspaper work. Where
+he was concerned I was always "wanting to know" and he seemed ever willing
+to tell--me. The letter was as usual written in lead pencil on soft,
+spongy, ruled copy paper and that portion having reference to the subject
+named is given verbatim:
+
+ You see I lost two years going to school--from seven to nine years
+ old. I was put out of all the private schools for incorrigible
+ "inattention"--then it was discovered that I had been partially
+ deaf and not guilty--but my schooling ended there and I was turned
+ loose on my father's library to get an education by main force--got
+ it by reading everything--had read Rousseau's "Confessions" at
+ 14--and books replaced folks as companions. Wanted to get nearer to
+ books and so hired myself to the country printer and newspaper at
+ 13--great disappointment to the family, my mother having dreams of
+ my becoming a preacher--[hell of a preacher I would have made]. I
+ had meantime begun and finished as much as a page apiece of many
+ stories and books, several epic poems--but one day the Old Man went
+ home to dinner and left me only a scrap of "reprint" to set during
+ his hour and a half of absence. It was six or eight lines nonpareil
+ about the Russian gentleman who started to drive from his country
+ home to the city one evening in his sleigh with his 4 children.
+ Wolves attacked them and one by one he threw the children to the
+ pack, hoping each time thus to save the others. When he had thrown
+ the last his sleigh came to the city gate with him sitting in it a
+ raving maniac. That yarn had been going the rounds of print since
+ 1746. The Old Man was an absent-minded old child, and I knew it, so
+ I turned my fancy loose and enlarged the paragraph to a full galley
+ of long primer, composing the awful details as I set the type and
+ made it a thriller. The Old Man never "held copy" reading proof, so
+ he passed it all right and I saw myself an author in print for the
+ first time. The smell of printer's ink has never since been out of
+ my hair.
+
+Allison's newspaper years are rich with experience, for while he could
+never be classed as a Yellow Reformer, his caustic, or amusing, or pathetic
+pen, as the case demanded, has never been idle. Away back in the old days
+the gambling element in Louisville fairly "owned the town" and he attempted
+to curtail their power. They tried to cajole him and to bribe him and when
+both alike failed, intimidated the millionaire owner of the _Commercial_
+out from under him! He either had to sacrifice Allison or his street
+railway interests, and chose Allison to throw to the lions. But he made Mr.
+Dupont go the whole length and "fire" him! He wouldn't resign when asked to
+do so. And of course while it all lasted Allison had his meed of personal
+amusement. For no editor ever took himself less seriously. Prominent
+citizens came with fair words and he listened to them and printed them;
+bribes were offered and accepted only for publication; while threats were
+received joyously and made the subject of half-whimsical comment.
+
+As a newspaper man Allison prided himself on never having involved any of
+his papers in a libel suit, though he was usually the man who wrote the
+"danger-stuff." He had complaints, yes; libel suits, no. Dick Ryan, known
+in prehistoric newspaper circles in Louisville as "Cold Steel," because his
+mild blue eyes hardened and glinted when his copy was cut--the typical
+police court reporter who could be depended upon for a sobbing "blonde-girl
+story" when news was off--always said that when a party came in to complain
+of the hardship of an article, Allison talked to him so benevolently that
+the complainant always went away in tears, reflecting on how much worse it
+might have been if Allison hadn't softened the article that seemed so raw.
+"Damned if I don't believe he cries with 'em, too!" said Ryan. "If I had
+that sympathetic stop in my own voice I know I'd cry during ordinary
+conversations, just listening to myself."
+
+ [Illustration: Young E Allison
+ _Caricature by Wyncie King
+ in Louisville Daily Herald_]
+
+But of course the libel suit had to come to spoil an otherwise perfect
+record. And of course it was political and sprang out of a red-hot state
+campaign, while he was editor-in-chief of the _Herald_, in which his pen
+went deep enough to enrage the adversary and force the libel case. Like all
+political cases of this kind it was not a suit for damages, but an
+indictment for criminal libel, found by a complaisant political grand jury
+at the other end of the state--intended to cause the greatest amount of
+annoyance and to die out slowly. By that means it costs the accused both
+time and money while the state pays all expenses for the prosecution.
+
+Judge "Bill" Smith, one of the greatest of Kentucky lawyers on
+constitutional points, or rather Judge William Smith of the Jefferson
+Circuit Court--because he has passed over now, taking his kindly and
+childlike, yet keen and resourceful personality out of life's war for good
+and all--Judge Smith told me the story of that case one night after we had
+discussed down to the water-marks in the paper, his treasured copy of
+Burns. And at my very urgent solicitation he transcribed the salient
+features, not in all the intimate details of the spoken words, but with
+deep poetic feeling and rare conception of their human aspects. He wrote:
+
+ There are three poets in Burns. One is the poet you read; the
+ second is the poet some mellow old Scot, with an edge on his
+ tongue, recites to you; the third and most wonderful is the Burns
+ that somebody with even a thin shred of a high voice sings to you.
+ Burns is translated to the fourth power by singing him--without
+ accompaniment--just the whinnying of a tenor or soprano voice,
+ vibrant with feeling and pathos, at the right time of the evening,
+ or in some penumbrous atmosphere of seclusion where memory can work
+ its miracles.
+
+ I was defending Allison in that libel case and we started off on
+ the 200-mile trip together. We had the smoker of the Pullman all to
+ ourselves, and after I had recited some furlongs of Burns to him,
+ he began to sing "Jockey's Ta'en the Parting Kiss" in a sort of
+ thin and whimpering quaver of a tenor that cut through the noise of
+ the train like a violin note through silence. I thought I knew the
+ poem, but it seemed to me I had never dreamed what was in it, with
+ the wail of a Highland woman pouring plaintive melody through the
+ flood gates of her heart. And he knew every one of them and sang
+ them all with the tailing of the bag-pipes in the sound.
+
+ I wasn't going down to practice law, but to practice patience and
+ politics. I had been on that circuit for years and knew the court
+ and the bar very well. So I said to Allison "Don't you sing one of
+ those songs again until I give the sign." And the first thing I did
+ was to bring him into touch with the circuit judge, who had the
+ room adjoining mine at the hotel. He was a Burns lover, too; and
+ besides as I had brought whiskey and as the town was prohibition,
+ there was really nowhere else for the judge to spend his evenings.
+ Soon we were capping back and forth, the judge and I, with Burns.
+
+ I don't remember now--nobody ever remembers, after a cold, snowy
+ night outside, between Burns quotations, hot whiskies, and
+ reminiscences, exactly how anything happens--but about 10 o'clock,
+ maybe, Allison was somewhere between "Jockey's Ta'en the Parting
+ Kiss," "Bonnie Doon," "Afton Water" and "Wert Thou in the Cauld
+ Blast," and the judge and I were looking deep into the coals of the
+ grate and crying softly and unconsciously together. You see it
+ wasn't only the songs. Every damned one of us was Scotch-Irish and
+ we just sat there and were transported back to the beginning of
+ ourselves in the bare old primitive homes of us in farm and
+ village, saw the log and coal fires of infancy blazing up again,
+ and heard the voices of our mothers crooning and caressing those
+ marvelous lines, and behind them _their_ mothers crooning and
+ wailing the same back in the unbroken line to Ayrshire and the
+ Pentland Hills. And all life was just a look into yesterday and the
+ troubles and the struggles of manhood fell right off as garments
+ and left us boys again. That's what's in Burns, the singing poet.
+ That is, when anybody knows how to sing him--not concert singers
+ with artfulness, but just a singer with the right quaver and the
+ whine of catgut in the voice and the tailing of Scotch pipes for
+ the swells. It was perhaps two o'clock of the morning when we stood
+ up, said "Little Willie's Prayer" softly together, arms on
+ shoulders, and the judge remarked:
+
+ "Allison, if you wrote like you sing Burns, maybe you wouldn't be
+ here--but it's well worth the trouble!"
+
+ I knew then there was no more politics to practice--just law enough
+ to be found to let the court stand firm when the time came.
+
+ The next night it was in the judge's room. Half a dozen old
+ followers of the circuit were there on the judge's tip. "You bring
+ your whiskey," he said to me, privately, "or there'll be none." And
+ I brought it. And between Burns and the bottle and the long low
+ silences of good country-bred men listening back through the soft
+ cadences of memory, the case was won that night. I think it was
+ Jock's song that did it. You never hear it sung by concert singers;
+ because it has no theatricalism in it. It's just the wailing of the
+ faith of the country lass in her lover:
+
+ 'When the shades of evenin' creep
+ O'er the day's fair, gladsome e'e
+ Sound and safely may he sleep,
+ Sweetly blithe his waukenin' be.
+ He will think on her he loves,
+ Fondly he'll repeat her name,
+ For, where'er he distant roves,
+ Jockey's heart is still at hame.'
+
+ If you listen right close you'll hear the hiss of the kettle behind
+ it, and you can see the glow of the firelight and smell the sap of
+ green wood in the smoke.
+
+ Well, there were continuances; of course. It is never
+ constitutional to throw a case of politics out of court too soon.
+ We made that four hundred-mile round trip four times and, every
+ time, Burns sat at night where Blackstone ruled by day. Never one
+ word of the case from judge to accused, just continuances. But on
+ the last night--the case was to be pressed next day--the judge said
+ to Allison at the door, as he went off to bed:
+
+ "I think you will be before me in a case tomorrow. If the worst
+ comes and you demand your right to address the jury, the court will
+ sustain you. And I advise you give 'em 'Jockey's Ta'en the Parting
+ Kiss'--_and no more_. I know the jury."
+
+ But the case was dismissed; we were serenaded at the hotel and held
+ a reception. Driving away in a buggy over the fourteen miles to the
+ railway station, Allison said: "There never was a prettier
+ summer-time jail anywhere in the world than this one. I've been
+ down to see it. It has vines growing over the low, white-washed
+ walls, there's apple trees in the yard and the jailer has a curly
+ headed little girl of six who would bring 'em to you and could slip
+ 'em through the barred window by standing on the split bottom chair
+ where her father sleeps in the shade after dinner. It's a beautiful
+ picture--but it hasn't got a single damned modern convenience for
+ winter and a six months' term would have landed me there till
+ January!"
+
+I shall always believe this to be the most graceful, sympathetic and poetic
+relation involving a legal case I ever heard and never will cease to give
+thanks that my always strong and constantly growing admiration for Allison
+led me to insist upon its transcription.
+
+As soon as the trial fizzled I called on Allison at the _Herald_ office, to
+extend congratulations and with eager requests for details.
+
+"Well," Allison ruminated, with that ever present twinkle in his eye, "my
+experience was very interesting. I found I had friends; and discovered
+traces of a family unknown to history claiming direct kinship with
+President Thomas Jefferson!"
+
+When the "sports" brought about Allison's discharge from the _Commercial_
+to stop his articles on the gambling control of Louisville, unconsciously
+they added a forceful factor to insurance publishing and I might truthfully
+say to the insurance business itself. I cannot begin to tell how much has
+been encompassed in these twenty-six years, but our bound volumes are full
+of his editorials and articles--the serious, the analytical, the
+constructive, the caustic, the witty and the amusing. He created _The Piney
+Woods Clarion_ and in quotations from that mythical publication put a new
+light on the business. "Insurance Arabian Nights" which he declared were
+"translated from the Persian," contained more of the odd conceits that
+fairly flowed from his pen and these two series, with a marine policy-form
+insuring the "contents" of Noah's Ark, concocted in collaboration with good
+old Col. "Tige" Nelson (gone long ago, but not forgotten) are the classics
+of the business.
+
+During his insurance newspaper work Allison was once called upon to give a
+public endorsement to a friend and very kindly expressed conviction that
+had his management continued "all the interest of the company would have
+been secured." When later on he was forced to criticise extraordinary acts
+of this whilom friend, the endorsement was called up against him in a
+broadside affidavit, which he promptly reviewed in the most deliciously
+sarcastic editorial concluding:
+
+ And we do not hesitate to declare anew that "we believe if he had
+ been continued as president, all the interests of the company would
+ have been secured." It was certainly not his fault that he did not
+ secure more. Everything cannot be done in eleven months. But in the
+ language of the far-Western tombstone it can be justly said, "He
+ done what he could."
+
+
+
+
+JUST BROWSING AROUND
+
+
+One who has never read around the clock in a virtual debauch of novel
+reading cannot appreciate Allison's "Delicious Vice;" no more can he
+Field's "Dibdin's Ghost" who has not smuggled home under his coat some
+cherished volume at the expense of his belly--and possibly someone else's
+too! "The Delicious Vice!" What a tart morsel to roll on one's tongue in
+anticipation and to speculate over before scanning the pages to discover
+that the vice is not "hitting the pipe" or "snuffing happy dust" but is as
+Allison paints it with whimsical but affectionate words, "pipe dreams and
+fond adventures of an habitual novel-reader among some great books and
+their people." These are the all too skimpy pages through which its author
+rhapsodizes on the noble profession, makes a keen distinction between novel
+readers and "women, nibblers and amateurs," brings up reminiscences of
+"early crimes and joys" and discourses learnedly, discerningly and
+entertainingly upon "good honest scoundrelism and villains." Every page is
+the best and when the last has passed under your eye, you again begin
+square at the beginning and read it all over. You are here only to have the
+appetite spiced by one single gem quoted from the first novel for the boy
+to read which of course is "Robinson Crusoe:"
+
+ ... There are other symptoms of the born novel-reader to be
+ observed in him. If he reads at night he is careful so to place his
+ chair that the light will fall on the page from a direction that
+ will ultimately ruin the eyes--but it does not interfere with the
+ light. He humps himself over the open volume and begins to display
+ that unerring curvilinearity of the spine that compels his mother
+ to study braces and to fear that he will develop consumption. Yet
+ you can study the world's health records and never find a line to
+ prove that any man with "occupation or profession--novel-reading"
+ is recorded as dying of consumption. The humped-over attitude
+ promotes compression of the lungs, telescoping of the diaphragm,
+ atrophy of the abdominal abracadabra and other things (see
+ Physiological Slush, p. 179, et seq.);
+ but--it--never--hurts--the--boy!
+
+ To a novel-reading boy the position is one of instinct like that of
+ a bicycle racer. His eyes are strained, his nerves and muscles at
+ tension--everything ready for excitement--and the book, lying open,
+ leaves his hands perfectly free to drum on the sides of the chair,
+ slap his legs and knees, fumble in his pockets or even scratch his
+ head, as emotion and interest demand. Does anybody deny that the
+ highest proof of special genius is the possession of the instinct
+ to adapt itself to the matter in hand? Nothing more need be said.
+
+ Now, if you will observe carefully such a boy when he comes to a
+ certain point in "Robinson Crusoe" you may recognize the stroke of
+ fate in his destiny. If he's the right sort, he will read gayly
+ along; he drums, he slaps himself, he beats his breast, he
+ scratches his head. Suddenly there will come the shock. He is
+ reading rapidly and gloriously. He finds his knife in his pocket,
+ as usual, and puts it back; the top-string is there; he drums the
+ devil's tattoo, he wets his finger and smears the margin of the
+ page as he whirls it over and then--he finds--
+
+ "The--Print--of--a--Man's--Naked--Foot--on--the--Shore!!!"
+
+ Oh, Crackey! At this tremendous moment the novel-reader, who has
+ genius, drums no more. His hands have seized the upper edges of the
+ muslin lids, he presses the lower edges against his stomach, his
+ back takes an added intensity of hump, his eyes bulge, his heart
+ thumps--he is landed--landed!
+
+ Terror, surprise, sympathy, hope, skepticism, doubt--come all ye
+ trooping emotions to threaten and console; but an end has come to
+ fairy stories and wonder tales--Master Studious is in the awful
+ presence of Human Nature.
+
+ For many years I have believed that that
+ Print--of--a--Man's--Naked--Foot was set in Italic type in all
+ editions of "Robinson Crusoe." But a patient search of many
+ editions has convinced me that I must have been mistaken.
+
+ The passage comes sneaking along in the midst of a paragraph in
+ common Roman letters and by the living jingo, you discover it just
+ as Mr. Crusoe discovered the footprint itself!
+
+I wish I might tell the reason why no scoundrel was ever a novel reader;
+that I might browse for the benefit of those who have never been translated
+into ecstacies over "good old honest scoundrelism and villains" or describe
+my friend's first blinding and unselfish tears that watered the grave of
+Helen Mar, but these are among the delicious experiences of the "Vice"
+itself, so sacred that other hands, no matter how loving, may not be laid
+upon them.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Allison has a very happy faculty of hitting upon titles for essays and
+addresses that stir the imagination and whet the appetite. Probably the
+best example is "The Delicious Vice" to which reference has just been made.
+This title was more or less an evolution from an address delivered before
+the Western Writers Association "On the Vice of Novel Reading" that started
+a discussion lasting through one whole day. Allison is a warm champion of
+The Novel as an institution, and as well an avowed and confirmed reader of
+novels, which he declares are poetry in essence, lacking only the form and
+rhyme but having measure, the accent and the figures of the whole range of
+poetry. He says that in all literature--
+
+ The great muse of History ranks first in dignity, power and
+ usefulness; but who will say that at her court the Prime Minister
+ is not the Novel which by its lightness, grace and address has
+ popularized history all over the world?
+
+At that time the word "microbe" and the theory of its significance was in
+the full swell of popular use. Allison took it to illustrate the essence of
+spiritual intellectuality struggling against the swarming bacteria of
+animalism that made up the rest of the human body controlled by the brain.
+He pointed out that the difference between types of brains was two ounces
+of grayish pulp, almost wholly absent in the unthinking herd of men. But it
+enlarged in gradually lessening groups of men to the intellectual few that
+dominate thought, thus:
+
+ The microbe that might have become glorious ounces of brain has
+ been content at first to become merely a little wart of pulp, which
+ finds expression in skill and quickness and more of coveted
+ leisure. There is the next higher terrace and another and another,
+ until finally it becomes a pyramid, ever more fragile and
+ symmetrical, the apex of which is a delicate spire, where the
+ purest intellects are elevated to an ever increasing height in ever
+ decreasing numbers, until in the dizzy altitude above the groveling
+ base below they are wrapped little by little in the cold solitude
+ of incarnate genius burning like suns with their own essence. It is
+ so far up that the eyes deceive and men dispute who it is that
+ stands at the top, but, whoever he may be, he has carried by the
+ force of strength, determination and patient will, the whole swarm
+ of his evil bacteria with him. They swarm through every terrace
+ below, increasing in force as the pyramid enlarges downward. It is
+ the pyramidal bulk of human nature with its finest brain, true to
+ anatomic principles, at the top. That radiance at the summit is the
+ delight and the aspiration of all below.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [Illustration: _The Infallible--Type of Handy Man formerly in
+ every Newspaper Office. Century, 1889_]
+
+As an active, enthusiastic and successful newspaper man, every time Allison
+read a novel depicting the reporter as a sharp-featured and
+half-disreputable young man running about with pencil and note-book in hand
+and making himself personally and professionally obnoxious, it produced
+apoplectic tendencies that permanently threatened health and peace of mind.
+Hence with the characteristic energy devoted to writing, he proceeded to
+get it out of his system and produced "The Longworth Mystery," published in
+_Century_,[1] (which it is interesting to note was illustrated by Charles
+Dana Gibson who then signed himself "C. D. Gibson"), and "The Passing of
+Major Kilgore," appearing in _Lippincott's_,[2] both depicting newspaper
+life. When this latter novelette was printed it soothed me so that I had
+the paper covers protected with more permanent boards and sent it on many
+pilgrimages from which it safely returned enriched with further messages of
+thanks to the creator for his good job. Having browsed deeply behind the
+bindings of many books I have yet to find others written in the first
+person, where the pronoun "I" is used by the relator so seldom as in either
+"The Longworth Mystery" or "The Passing of Major Kilgore," the intimacy of
+the relation the while being maintained very adroitly by the observations
+of the "City Editor" who tells both stories. Major Kilgore in the latter
+tale, is financial man on the _Banner_. He is an old school gentleman and
+profound student of finances who finally goes mad over the study of the
+market and while dreaming himself possessed of vast wealth, is seeking to
+further the happiness of others where riches will assist. Of course the
+denouement shattered many sumptuous air castles but it left the profession
+the richer by a faithful portrayal. It is in the development of this tale
+that Allison, ever seeking an opportunity to draw amusement from his
+friends, created a fine occasion through a reminiscent conversation between
+Major Kilgore and Colonel Hamilton to inject a famous Southern quartette,
+Clarence Knowles, Col. John D. Young, James A. Thomas and Col. W. C.
+Nelson, then in their prime, but who have since passed on to swell the
+silent throng. Colonel Hamilton is trying to divert Major Kilgore, already
+showing signs of mental unbalance:
+
+ "Some of the fellows we knew in the C. S. A. have had queer luck in
+ the shuffle, Kilgore. You remember Knowles of Georgia? I found him
+ keeping bar in Sacramento. Young of North Carolina, who led that
+ charge at Fredericksburg, is running a restaurant in Colorado; and
+ Thomas, of Tennessee--by the Lord Harry, he killed himself with
+ drink working in a mine in Arizona--had the jim-jams seven times
+ they say and thought his head was a rabbit's nest. Last time I saw
+ you riled, Kilgore, was that night in the trenches at
+ Fredericksburg when Nelson hid your tobacco bag. You wanted to
+ fight him, by the Lord Harry, there and then, but he wouldn't do
+ it--because he said he would rather kill Yankees than gentlemen.
+ And you both agreed to take your chances next day on a fool trial
+ which would fight the Yankees best!"
+
+ [1] Century, October, 1889.
+
+ [2] Lippincott's January, 1892.
+
+Only one who knows Allison intimately can measure the delight, expressed in
+chuckles of joy, with which he marked this passage in _Lippincott's_ and
+mailed copies to the friends he had whimsically pilloried.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+When one browses around among Allison's productions he runs across many odd
+conceits as in "The Ballad of Whiskey Straight" which he declares was
+"prepared according to the provisions of the Pure Food Law, approved 1906."
+Whatever quarrel one might have with the subject itself, or the sentiment,
+he cannot fail to fall a victim to the soft cadences of the rippling rhyme.
+
+
+ THE BALLAD OF WHISKEY STRAIGHT.
+
+ I
+
+ Let dreamers whine
+ Of the pleasures of wine
+ For lovers of soft delight;
+ But this is the song
+ Of a tipple that's strong--
+ For men who must toil and fight.
+ Now the drink of luck
+ For the man full of pluck
+ Is easy to nominate:
+ It's the good old whiskey of old Kentuck,
+ And you always drink it straight.
+
+ II
+
+ A julep's tang
+ Will diminish the pang
+ Of an old man's dream of yore,
+ When meadows were green
+ And the brook flowed between
+ The hills he will climb no more;
+ But the drink of luck
+ For the youth of good pluck,
+ Who can stare in the eye of fate,
+ Is the good old whiskey of old Kentuck
+ And invariably straight.
+
+ III
+
+ So here's to the corn
+ That is growing this morn
+ All tasselled and gold and gay!
+ And the old copper still
+ In the sour mash mill
+ By the spring on the turnpike gray!
+ May the fount of luck
+ For the man full of pluck
+ Flow ever without abate
+ With the good old whiskey of old Kentuck,
+ And strong and pure and straight.
+
+ ENVOY
+
+ Old straight whiskey! That is the drink of life--
+ Consolation, family, friends and wife!
+ So make your glasses ready,
+ Pour fingers three, then--steady!
+ "Here's good luck to Kentucky and whiskey straight!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+No one, like Allison, who has made the newspaper profession a life work,
+has failed to study its weak spots and to note its imperfections; or on the
+other hand, to grasp its marvelous opportunities for studying the wonderful
+mystery of the variations of human nature. In the very essence of things
+therefore, he recognizes the human elements in his own profession and does
+not hold that the newspaper man is perfect or that it does not harbor types
+of black sheep the likes of which may not be found in other flocks. At the
+same time nothing raises his gorge quicker than to hear the uninformed or
+unthinking deliver themselves, parrot-like, of the formula "that's only a
+newspaper lie" or to see some man climb high by the aid of the newspaper
+and then kick down the ladder by which he rose. Allison once discussed this
+subject skillfully in an address on "Newspaper Men and Other Liars" which
+is worth a half-hour of any man's time. The only difficulty would be
+experienced in finding a copy, for so far as known, I have the only one
+extant. Allison believes and says that by the very nature of his occupation
+and training the newspaper man is the least of liars among men and proves
+to his own complete satisfaction that the reporter gets his undeserved
+reputation for lying from his very impersonality--an impersonality that may
+be condemned with perfect safety. Fact, he declares, is a block of granite
+that the whole world may see without wrangling over, but once inject the
+human interest, with its divided opinions, into the occult mystery of the
+printed type and you have the newspaper "lie" in so many of its aspects, an
+analysis that leads him to arrive at this rather remarkable deduction:
+
+ I might almost define a lie as being the narrative of a human event
+ that had been printed.
+
+And what about a comparison of those "other" liars with the newspaper man?
+Allison makes it very adroitly this way:
+
+ Suppose every word that every member of this intelligent and most
+ respectable audience has said today:--the merchant to his customers
+ and creditors; the man of leisure to his cronies and companions,
+ the professional man to his clients; even the ladies to their bosom
+ friends at tea or euchre--suppose, I say, that every word you had
+ uttered had been taken down by some marvelous mechanical
+ contrivance, and should be published verbatim tomorrow morning with
+ your names attached showing just what each of you had said. What do
+ you think would happen? I can tell you from observation. You would
+ likely spend next year explaining, denying, apologizing and
+ repenting. Suits for slander would appear on the courthouse shelves
+ as thick as blackberries in August. There would be friendships
+ shattered, confidences dissipated, feuds established, social
+ anarchy enthroned and perhaps this admirable club could never hold
+ another meeting for lack of a quorum of members willing to meet
+ each other in one room.
+
+Well, browsing time is up! I wish I might open the pages of other gems and
+quote from their wit, their satire and their sentiment, but any reference
+to Allison's productions must of very necessity touch only the high spots
+and besides that--
+
+This volume wouldn't be big enough!
+
+
+
+
+IN _the_ OPERATIC FIELD
+
+
+Did I remark in some preceding breath that Allison is more or less "dippy"
+over music? Well, the statement, though made kindly, is severely and
+unqualifiedly true and whenever there is "big music" in town I can always
+find him in a front seat where he won't miss a single note. This inherent
+love of music was what first led him to listen by the hour to Henry Waller
+at the piano and later into setting words to Waller's big creations. When
+Philip Sousa was in Louisville five or six years ago and told Allison that
+the time was ripe to revive "The Ogallallas," which embraced, he said, some
+of the finest music he had ever heard, I inquired of Waller's whereabouts.
+"Heaven knows!" Allison replied, "And I wish I did, too!" Some years prior
+to that time they had "lost" each other; that is, Allison lost Waller.
+
+Henry Waller was the adopted son of Mrs. Scott Siddons, the English actress
+and dramatic reader--a famous beauty. He had been an infant prodigy as a
+pianist, but was overdriven by his father and Mrs. Siddons intervened and
+bought his freedom. She sent him to Woolwich Academy, the great Royal
+Artillery and Engineering School of Great Britain, where, curiously enough
+for a musician, he graduated at the head of his class in mathematics.
+Waller was a class-mate and friend of the ill-fated Prince Imperial of
+France, killed by the Zulus, and afterwards spent three years in Franz
+Liszt's house as the master's pupil. Strangely enough, too, Waller's piano
+performances on the stage were almost mediocre, but to private audiences of
+those known to be appreciative, he was a tireless marvel. Allison was a
+frequent visitor at Waller's quarters and here his idea germinated for an
+American opera. At that time he had no intention of writing the libretto
+but, after outlining the plot, at Waller's urgent request he wrote the
+scenario. Waller was enthused by Allison, the past master in creating
+enthusiasm, to a point where he had entered into its spirit and was
+composing great accompanying music, so there was nothing left for him but
+to complete the job. While they worked together the mode of procedure was
+about this: Allison would sketch out an idea and raise Waller to a seventh
+heaven over some dramatic scene until he struck fire and evolved its
+musical conception. Whereupon Allison would fit words to the music. So "The
+Ogallallas" was completed, submitted to The Bostonians, accepted at once,
+rehearsed in New York, Washington and Chicago, making its first public bow
+at the Columbia Theatre in the latter city in 1893, where I heard it. The
+plot is simple enough and is all worked out in the opening conversation of
+the "Scouts" while waiting for their leader. Here it is:
+
+ _Joe._ So, then, you know all about this errand of ours?
+
+ _Wickliffe._ As much as you do. I know that General Belcher sent a
+ messenger, asking Deadshot to provide a safe escort for Professor
+ Andover, of Boston, and a party of ladies, to Lone Star Ranch.
+ Andover declined a military escort, but Belcher, notwithstanding
+ the country is quiet, wants us to see them safely through.
+
+ _Joe._ Yes, that's it; but who are Professor Andover and his party?
+
+ _Wickliffe._ Boston people; with a mission to regenerate the world,
+ Indians especially.
+
+ _Joe._ Well, I should think Deadshot would like his errand. He is a
+ Boston man I've always understood.
+
+ _Wickliffe._ Yes. He came out here with me ten years ago, just out
+ of college, rich, adventurous and restless. City life was too tame
+ for Arthur Cambridge. You know how he took to the life of a scout,
+ and now, under the name of Captain Deadshot, he is the most famous
+ Indian fighter and scout on the plains.
+
+ [Illustration: _Title Page, Book of "The Ogallallas"_]
+
+Imagination could finish the story, but the old, old Beadle Dime Novel of
+the Scout, the Girl and the Redskins--capture, threatened death, beautiful
+Indian maidens, villain, hero, heroine and rescue, "You set fire to the
+girl and I'll take care of the house"--excellently executed in dialogue and
+verse, briefly represent the whole thing. The cast of characters in the
+first night's production, February 16, 1893, which was widely reviewed and
+complimented by the critics in next day's Chicago dailies, was as follows:
+
+
+ CAST OF CHARACTERS.
+
+ Arthur Cambridge, known as Captain Deadshot Tom Karl
+ Professor Andover, a philanthropist H. C. Barnabee
+ War Cloud, chief of the Ogallallas W. H. McDonald
+ Cardenas, a Mexican bandit Eugene Cowles
+ Mississinewa, medicine man of Ogallallas George Frothingham
+ Wickliffe } { Peter Lang
+ Buckskin Joe } Scouts { Clem Herschel
+ Commander United States forces W. A. Howland
+ Edith, niece and ward of Professor Andover Camille D'Arville
+ Minnetoa, an Indian girl Flora Finlayson
+ Miss Hepzibah Small, Edith's governess Josephine Bartlett
+ Kate, friend of Edith Lillian Hawthorne
+ Cosita, a Mexican girl Lola Hawthorne
+ Laura, friend of Edith Georgie Newel
+
+"Bill" MacDonald, the big baritone, as "War Cloud," seized the opportunity
+of his life. He almost ran away with the piece and anyone ever after, who
+would say "Ogallallas" could get a conversation out of him that would wind
+up with "that was the greatest stuff ever written." When costumed and
+wearing the Chief's head-dress (old-timers may recall having observed it
+hanging in Harry Ballard's city room of the _Chicago Inter-Ocean_, at
+Madison and Dearborn) MacDonald boomed out the War Song of the Ogallallas,
+he scored the big hit of the opera.
+
+
+ WAR SONG OF THE OGALLALLAS.
+
+ Great is the warrior of the Ogallallas,
+ Fearless his heart is and great is his glory.
+ Lighted my war-fires and hill-tops flaming
+ Red to the skies, arouse all my braves.
+ In the air the swelling war-cry--
+ In the air that swelling cry--
+ Wildest sound to combat calling,
+ Swift the onset in the lust of war.
+
+ Shrill is the cry of the wolf
+ As he howls in the moonlight,
+ Shrill is the sound of the war-cry--
+ Ogallalla! Ogallalla!
+
+ Lo! where the warriors, trailing their lances,
+ Sweep o'er the plain upon resistless steeds!
+ There, on the trail, vengeance is launching
+ Swift as the arrow upon the hated foe.
+ In their hearts the whispered war-cry--
+ In their hearts that wailing cry.
+ Low the sound of vengeance breathing.
+ Ride they boldly in the thrill of war.
+
+ Low is the cry of the bird
+ As he chants in the moonlight,
+ Low is the sound of the war-cry--
+ Ogallalla! Ogallalla!
+
+ Great are the warriors of the Ogallallas!
+ Strong of arm and fearless of danger,
+ Where wait the foemen--
+ Warriors will meet them where the white sun
+ Is burning on the plain.
+ In the air resounds the war-cry--
+ In the air resounds that cry.
+ Wildest sound to combat calling,
+ Bold the onset of the warriors charge.
+
+ Shrill is the cry of the wolf
+ As he howls in the moonlight,
+ Shrill is the sound of the war-cry--
+ Ogallalla! Ogallalla!
+
+Mr. Barnabee (Professor Andover--dignified, staid and circumscribed; a
+misogynist if there ever was one) took huge delight in accentuating the
+satire of his character's advice to the bevy of school girls in his charge
+to--
+
+
+ BEWARE OF LOVE.
+
+ Whoever heard of Homer making sonnets to an eye-brow?
+ Or Aristotle singing to a maiden with his lute?
+ Imagine wise old Plato, with his pale and massive high-brow.
+ Wrinkling it by thinking how his love he'd prosecute;
+ Do you think Professor Agassiz learned all he knew by sighing?
+ Or that Mr. Herbert Spencer thought out ethics at a ball?
+ If our own lamented Emerson of love had been a-dying,
+ We never should have heard of his philosophy at all.
+
+ Can love teach youthful maidens anything at all of Botany?
+ Or Mathematics cause a thrill erotic in the heart?
+ Will flirting give a lady brains--if she hasn't got any?--
+ Or solve the esoteric problems hid in Ray's Third Part?
+ You may lose yourself completely in pursuing Etiology,
+ Or safely throw yourself away upon a Cubic Rule;
+ But nowhere else in nature will you find such useless "ology,"
+ As in a man who's dead in love and makes himself a fool.
+
+Quite in contrast, is the delicate little waltz song of Edith's (Camille
+D'Arville) in which the ring of the blue bells sounds the gladsomeness of
+springtime and the intoxication of love.
+
+
+ THE BREATH OF MAY.
+
+ Ah! The breath of May!
+ Never was wine
+ Half so divine;
+ Never the air
+ As fresh or as fair.
+ Ah! Delight of May!
+ When every bud
+ Upon the tree
+ Lays bare its heart
+ To every bee.
+ Ah! The breath of May.
+
+ Glowing sunshine everywhere
+ Flings a gleaming, golden snare--
+ Flowers here--
+ And there--
+ Are blowing in May air.
+
+ Ah! The joy of May!
+ When to the heart
+ Love doth impart
+ All the delight
+ Love can excite.
+ Ah! The joy of Spring!
+ When every bird
+ Hath found its mate,
+ And every heart
+ Hath had its sate.
+ Ah! Love is King!
+
+ Love and music everywhere,
+ Weaving rapture's joyous snare,
+ Love is here--
+ Is there--
+ Is wafted on May air.
+
+ Ah! The song of May!
+ How every trill
+ Makes hearts to thrill,
+ And every note's
+ Aleap in our throats.
+ Ah! Sweet lay of love!
+ Story so tender,
+ Old and gray;
+ Yet sing again
+ Love's roundelay--
+ Ah! Love is King!
+
+In greater contrast is the roystering drinking song of Cardenas, the
+Mexican bandit, who was characterized by Eugene Cowles without in any way
+overdoing a part easily overdone.
+
+
+ CARE'S THE KING OF ALL.
+
+ Oh, care's the King of all--
+ A King who doth appal;
+ But shall we who love delight bow before him?
+ Or raise revolting cry--
+ Proclaiming pleasure high,
+ Declare it treason if good men dare adore him?
+ And to this design
+ We'll pledge in good wine;
+ Come all and drink and laugh tonight;
+ We'll clink and we'll drink,
+ Nor stop to sigh or think--
+ Come all with me who love delight.
+
+ Away, away with care;
+ Come on, come all who dare
+ With me to banish care in joyous drinking.
+ The night's for pleasure bought,
+ The day alone for thought--
+ Let all begone who would annoy us thinking.
+ Then come while above
+ The stars wink at love--
+ Come all and drink and laugh tonight.
+ We'll clink and we'll drink,
+ Nor stop to sigh or think--
+ Come on with me who love delight.
+
+Jessie Bartlett Davis was cast for "Minnetoa, an Indian Girl," but didn't
+take the part until Flora Finlayson had made a hit and even then she wanted
+certain changes made in the finale, which Waller refused.
+
+Well, "The Ogallallas" deserved a better fate and probably would have been
+a go, if there had been tenors enough to carry Waller's big themes. They
+were really Grand Opera parts and the average--and better than
+average--tenor could not continue night after night without breaking down.
+It was great! Too bad it was so far ahead of the times--and failed.
+
+That was Jinx No. 1.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Allison was everlastingly encouraging Waller to musical creations by
+exciting his imagination with suggestions and in the end writing the story,
+although he tried faithfully to find a librettist who, he too modestly
+believed, might do better work than he. In the end, however, each of the
+children of his brain came back to its creator. The fact was that Waller
+couldn't or wouldn't work with others. So was conceived "Brother
+Francesco," an opera set in a monastery in Italy during the Seventeenth
+Century, and bringing up a vivid picture of monks, medieval chapels--dark,
+massive and severe--and the dank scent of deep tragedy. There were but four
+main characters, a quartette of voices, in "Brother Francesco," which was
+in one act of about an hour and ten minutes, the whole story unravelling
+itself in the public chapel between the ringing of the church bell and the
+conclusion of the mass of the Benediction of the Holy Virgin. The altar
+lights have not been lit. Enter Francesco, a novice, to light them. A
+candle flashes on the altar; then another--and the tale unfolds. Francesco,
+sorrowing over his lost love, Maria, observes the Father Confessor enter
+the Confessional and, reminded of his too worldly thoughts, kneels and
+sings an aria, "The Confession," in which the tragedy of his life is
+revealed.
+
+
+ THE CONFESSION.
+
+ All my sins confessing humbly, oh, my father--
+ All my thoughts are ever of my lost Maria.
+ Wondrously fair and so pure was she
+ Whom I loved ere my heart was dead--
+ When love yet thrilled with tender mystery.
+
+ Ah, her face! I see it ever--waking, dreaming,
+ Hear her voice in cadence tender, softly speaking.
+ Pure was the love that from heaven above
+ Filled my heart with its ardent flame
+ And blowed with passion's thrilling mystery.
+
+ Our fathers were at strife
+ And we were kept apart.
+ I told Lucretia all and
+ Bade her pour my love
+ Into Maria's breast.
+
+ I waited long and then
+ She said Maria--false
+ To me--was pledged to wed
+ Another that she loved.
+ That cruel message, father, broke my heart.
+
+ It was not long until I saw
+ Lucretia's heart--that she could love
+ Where false Maria failed. And so
+ In sympathy we two were wed.
+
+ The vows had scarce been said--
+ Aye, on the church's steps--a messenger
+ Did crush a letter in my hand.
+ 'Twas but a line, but at the end--
+ Oh God in Heaven! Maria's name.
+
+ "I hear that thou art false," it said,
+ "But I cannot believe
+ "That one who loved as thou didst
+ "Could fail me or deceive."
+
+ Ah! suspicion, like a lightning flash,
+ Transfixed me and I held
+ The paper to Lucretia's face
+ And bade her read and tell me all.
+ Upon her knees she fell and whined
+ That she had loved me too, and had
+ Deceived me of Maria's heart--Ah! God!
+ In that damned moment's rage
+ I struck her as she knelt--to kill!
+
+ The wedding guests did drag me off
+ And take the knife away. But, Ah!
+ There was one stain of blood it bore,
+ Where, as I struck, it slashed across
+ The dark and faithless cheek of her
+ And left it scarred for life. Scarred!
+ When I had meant to kill.
+
+ All that night I lingered, watching 'neath her window--
+ Saw once more the haunting face of my Maria--
+ Saw her once more--I can see her still!--
+ Fled away and am buried here
+ In God's own house and all unchastened yet.
+
+In very irony, it would seem, to the simplicity of his nature, the
+outpourings of the novitiate's sorrowing heart have been confessed to his
+wife, the scarred-faced Lucretia, who inhabits the monastery in the guise
+of the Father Confessor (not an unknown historical fact) thus in its very
+inception lending an intense dramatic effect to the story. Now, at the
+ringing of the bell, the villagers enter the public loft, Maria--his lost
+love--in the foreground unrecognized either by Francesco or Lucretia,
+singing an "Ave Maria:"
+
+ Ave Maria, Mother of Mercy,
+ Thou art our hope, and our sweetness and life.
+ Pray for Francesco, Oh, watch o'er his footsteps;
+ Turn on his sorrow thine eyes sweet and tender.
+ At thy dear feet anguished I fall
+ To pray for him--
+ For oh! somewhere he's wandering,
+ Sorrow enduring.
+ Pray for him Mother, oh watch o'er his footsteps.
+ Lost, lost to me, yet so dear to me--
+ Pray for him, oh Mother dear.
+ Ave Maria! Hope of the hopeless!
+ To thy sweet mercy in anguish I cry--
+ Pray for Francesco, my own, my beloved--
+ Pray for him Mother, oh pray for Francesco.
+ Lost, lost to me--oh! loved and lost!
+ Oh Mother dear pray for him.
+
+Again the bell rings and the monks pass before the altar with genuflections
+and sink in their stalls in prayer, while a male chorus chants the Office
+of the Benediction. During the singing of the anthem, Francesco enters with
+cowl thrown back and a lighted taper in his hand. He is recognized by Maria
+and at her exclamations starts to her but is restrained by the Father
+Confessor now disclosed to him for the first time as his discarded wife.
+After a trio of great dramatic force, Francesco seizes a dagger drawn by
+Lucretia to kill him, and stabbing himself, expires in Maria's arms, while
+Lucretia, still disguised as the Father Confessor, takes back her place
+unnoticed among the monks who hold their crosses in horror against the
+suicide!
+
+Waller wrote the entire service in imitation of the sombre Gregorian Mass,
+and then over the face of this dark background sketched in modern
+passionate music the lyrical and dramatic lightning of the action. This
+wonderful conception, both in idea, words and music, was "passed by
+censors" of the church--that is, Archbishop Corrigan and the Archbishop of
+Paris both said that while they did not approve of representations of the
+Church on the stage, it had been done before, and would no doubt be done
+again. Otherwise there was nothing objectionable in it.
+
+Yet when it was produced in Berlin at the Royal Opera, under the wing of
+Emperor William, even though horribly mutilated by the Public Censor, the
+Catholic party, (aided and abetted by the musical cabal that has always
+existed in Berlin), made it the cause of protests against the German
+Government and Jinx No. 2 came to life in riotous uprisings against it
+during its three performances. Whereupon it was withdrawn. These simple
+facts are gleaned from Mr. Waller's descriptive letters. Jean de Reszke
+thought so well of "Brother Francesco" that he proposed--nay promised--to
+have it produced at the Metropolitan Opera in New York. But the old Jinx
+proceeded to put his No. 3 seal on de Reszke's voice that year, and he and
+the opera were heard from no more under the proscenium arch.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Then there was "The Mouse and the Garter," a travesty on Grand Opera in two
+acts that Clarence Andrews was to produce at the opening of the
+Waldorf-Astoria ballroom-theater. Many has been the pleasurable moment I
+have had in examining the old "prompt book" in use during rehearsals, for
+the company was picked, the scenery modeled, the costumes made and the
+"fancy," as Allison called it, ready to be staged, when Oscar Hammerstein,
+who had a contract with Andrews to transfer successes to the old Victoria
+Theater, blew up in one of his bankruptcies. The Jinx was again monarch of
+all he surveyed--and Monte-Cristo-like held up four fingers! That old
+"prompt book" mentioned shows the wear and tear of much use and is filled
+with odd notes in Allison's characteristic handwriting. No less interesting
+were the "Librettist's Notes on Characters in the Opera and the Business,"
+dated October 21, 1897, and taken from an old letter-press copy that turned
+up in our archives. There we find that--
+
+ The general tone of the performance is to be light, gay, rapid,
+ suggestive and delicate--without a trace of the license of current
+ musical farce. The suggestiveness must naturally arise from the
+ innocent freedom of village life. The whole idea is a travesty of
+ sentimental grand opera, the vocal characters being transposed so
+ far as their fate and actions are concerned.
+
+Good stuff! And who were these innocent villagers? Well, there was Tenor
+Robusto, in love with Soprano and fated to be left at the post; Tenor Di
+Grazia, his twin brother; Giovanni Baritono, a Soldier of Fortune; Piccolo,
+an innkeeper; Fra Tonerero Basso, a priest; Signorina Prima Soprano, a bar
+maid; Signorina Mezzo, also a bar maid, and Signora Contralto, Piccolo's
+wife, besides villagers, eight topers, musicians, five couples of rustic
+brides and grooms, and a dancing bear and his keeper. Let us not forget the
+mythical mouse and the ribbon from which The Garters were made, though
+neither appears among the "properties" scheduled by Allison.
+
+ [Illustration: _Page from the old Prompt Book
+ "The Mouse and the Garter"_]
+
+Robusto and Soprano flirted. He gave her a ribbon and she promised to marry
+him. Just a bluff! And then he wanted his ribbon back, but she had already
+made it into garters, and when he tried to take them by force she boxed him
+smartly. He got fussy, drank a gallon of gooseberry wine, smoked two
+cigarettes and making out that he was a great bounder, threatened her with
+sudden death. Great dialogue! He would have gone to war, only there was no
+war at the time and anyway his "mother wouldn't let him"--the topical
+number. After smacking Robusto good and plenty before all the villagers,
+Soprano, who seems to know how to take care of herself, swears that she'll
+marry no one unless he has the wit "to get--that! And this!"--the garters.
+Baritono, Soldier of Fortune, comes on the scene. Lots more bully dialogue
+and song and then Baritono hears of Soprano's oath. It's easy for him and
+he bides his time--you always have to bide your time--to indicate a point
+behind Soprano, when she is in a wholly unsuspecting mood, and shout "Ha! A
+mouse!! A mouse!!!" Village maidens scream and scatter. Soprano, skirts to
+knees, hurdles into a chair, while Baritono deftly seizes the loose ends of
+the now visible "lover-knots" and holds aloft the precious talismen.
+Wedding. Finis!
+
+But the Jinx got it.
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: A PIRATICAL BALLAD
+ SONG FOR BASS OR DEEP BARITONE
+ WORDS BY YOUNG E. ALLISON.
+ MUSIC BY HENRY WALLER.]
+
+
+
+
+BALLAD _of_ DEAD MEN
+
+
+If Young Allison is vain of anything he has done I have yet to hear such an
+expression from him. He just writes things and tucks them away in odd
+corners and it has devolved upon me to collect them and keep them. So it is
+that, while not a literary executor--because Allison, thank God, is
+scandalously healthy and I am making no professions--it falls to my
+satisfied lot to be a literary collector in a certain sense--if he who
+gathers and preserves and gloats over the brain products of others may thus
+be described. That is why, treasured among my earthly possessions--scant
+enough, the good Lord knows, but full of joy and satisfaction to me--are
+extensive lead-pencil manuscript memoranda in Allison's writing showing the
+painstaking stages by which "Fifteen Dead Men," characterized by James
+Whitcomb Riley as that "masterly and exquisite ballad of delicious
+horrificness," reached its perfection. Under whatever name it may be sung,
+be it "The Ballad of Dead Men," or "On Board the Derelict" or "Derelict,"
+it is a poem big enough to fix the Jewel of Fame firmly over the author's
+brow.
+
+Away back in the Allison strain somewhere must have been a bold buccaneer,
+for who else but the descendant of a roystering, fighting, blood-letting
+pirate could have seen the "scuppers glut with a rotting red?" Through all
+the visible mildness of his deep and complex nature there surely runs a
+blood-thirsty current, in proof of which I submit this single paragraph
+from certain confessions[3] of his:
+
+ With character seared, abandoned and dissolute in habit, through
+ and by the hearing and seeing and reading of history, there was but
+ one desperate step left. So I entered upon the career of a pirate
+ in my ninth year. The Spanish Main, as no doubt you remember, was
+ at that time upon an open common just across the street from our
+ house, and it was a hundred feet long, half as wide and would
+ average two feet in depth. I have often since thanked Heaven that
+ they filled up that pathless ocean in order to build an iron
+ foundry upon the spot. Suppose they had excavated for a cellar! Why
+ during the time that Capt. Kidd, Lafitte and I infested the coast
+ thereabout, sailing three "low, black-hulled schooners with long
+ rakish masts," I forced hundreds of merchant seamen to walk the
+ plank--even helpless women and children. Unless the sharks devoured
+ them, their bones are yet about three feet under the floor of that
+ iron foundry. Under the lee of the Northernmost promontory, near a
+ rock marked with peculiar crosses made by the point of the stiletto
+ which I constantly carried in my red silk sash, I buried tons of
+ plate, and doubloons, pieces of eight, pistoles, Louis d'ors, and
+ galleons by the chest. At that time galleons somehow meant to me
+ money pieces in use, though since then the name has been given to a
+ species of boat. The rich brocades, Damascus and Indian stuffs,
+ laces, mantles, shawls and finery were piled in riotous profusion
+ in our cave where--let the whole truth be told if it must--I lived
+ with a bold, black-eyed and coquettish Spanish girl, who loved me
+ with ungovernable jealousy that occasionally led to bitter and
+ terrible scenes of rage and despair. At last when I brought home a
+ white and red English girl, whose life I spared because she had
+ begged me on her knees by the memory of my sainted mother to spare
+ her for her old father, who was waiting her coming, Joquita passed
+ all bounds. I killed her--with a single knife thrust, I remember.
+ She was buried right on the spot where the Tilden and Hendricks
+ flag pole afterwards stood in the campaign of 1876. It was with
+ bitter melancholy that I fancied the red stripes on the flag had
+ their color from the blood of the poor, foolish, jealous girl below.
+
+ [3] The Delicious Vice. Pages 23-24. First Series, 1907.
+
+So it is, naturally enough, that to Allison, "Treasure Island" is the _ne
+plus ultra_ and composite of all pirate stories, and this marvel of delight
+he called to Waller's attention while they were incubating "The
+Ogallallas." No sooner had Waller read it than the quatrain of Old Billy
+Bones took possession of him and converted itself into music. The two of
+them, as so many other thousands had done, bewailed the parsimony of
+Stevenson in the use and development of the grisly suggestion and Waller
+declared that if Allison would complete the verse he would set it to music.
+That same night Allison composed three ragged but promising verses, at
+white heat, while walking the floor in a cloud of tobacco smoke of his own
+making. Next morning he gave them to Waller, who by night had the score and
+words married and a day later the finished product went forward to Wm. A.
+Pond & Co., and was published under the title of "A Piratical Ballad"[4].
+Note that these initial verses are described as "ragged" and in this I am
+also quoting Allison himself who in our various chats on his reminiscence
+of "Treasure Island" has often given them this characterization. Be that as
+it may these three verses were the foundation for the perfect six that were
+to emerge after several years more of intermittent but patient development
+and labor.
+
+ [4] A Piratical Ballad. Song for Bass or Deep Baritone. Words by
+ Young E. Allison; Music by Henry Waller; New York. Published by
+ William A. Pond & Co. Copyright 1891. [See pages 65-68.]
+
+
+ A PIRATICAL BALLAD.
+
+ Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ The mate was fixed by the bo's'n's pike,
+ The bo's'n brained with a marlinspike,
+ And cookey's throat was marked belike
+ It had been gripped
+ By fingers ten.
+ And there they lay,
+ All good dead men--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ Fifteen men all stark and cold--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Their eyes popp'd wide and glazed and bold--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ The skipper lay with his nob in gore
+ Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore,
+ And the scullion he was stabbed times four.
+ And there they lay,
+ And the soggy skies
+ Rained all day long
+ On the staring eyes--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ Fifteen men of the Vixen's list--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ All gone down from the devil's own fist--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ We wrapped 'em all in a mainsail's fold,
+ We sewed at the foot a bit of gold,
+ And we heaved 'em into the billows cold.
+ The bit was put
+ As snug's could be,
+ Where't ne'er will bother
+ You nor me--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+This is the requiem of the Fifteen Dead Men that Eugene Cowles would sing
+so effectively in his booming bass after rehearsals of "The Ogallallas." It
+must have been great!
+
+Allison felt that he had done little justice to an idea full of great
+possibilities and made a number of revisions during the polishing process
+until it was raised to five verses. I have the original manuscript[5] of
+the first revision of "A Piratical Ballad" unearthed from a cubby-hole in
+an old desk of his to which I fell heir, the only change being in the title
+to "A Ballad of Dead Men," the elimination of one of the concluding lines
+"Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum" from the refrain of each verse, (it had been
+added originally to fit the musical cadence), and the strengthening of the
+final verse by the substitution of--
+
+ With willing hearts
+ And a Yo-heave-ho
+ Over the side
+ To the sharks below.
+
+ [5] Reproduced in facsimile.
+
+Many will no doubt recall "The Philosophy of Composition"[6] by Edgar Allen
+Poe, and those who by some mischance have missed it, can spend a delightful
+hour in the perusal of what, beyond the least doubt, is the most skillful
+analysis of poetic composition ever written, even though it fails to carry
+conviction that "The Raven" was ever produced by the formula described. Poe
+declared that--
+
+ ... most writers--poets in especial--prefer having it understood
+ that they compose by a species of fine frenzy--an ecstatic
+ intuition; and would positively shudder at letting the public take
+ a peep behind the scenes at the elaborate and vacillating crudities
+ of thought, at the true purposes seized only at the last moment, at
+ the innumerable glimpses of idea that arrived not at the maturity
+ of full view, at the fully matured fancies discarded as
+ unmanageable, at the cautious selections and rejections, at the
+ painful erasions and interpolations--in a word at the wheels and
+ pinions, the tackle for scene shifting, the step ladders and demon
+ traps, the cock's feather, the red paint and the black patches,
+ which in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred constitute the
+ properties of the literary _histrio_.
+
+ [6] Stone & Kimball Edition. Vol. 6; page 31.
+
+And so he proceeds to detail how he composed "The Raven." First he decided
+on a length of about one hundred lines that could be read at one sitting;
+on beauty as its province; on sadness as its tone; on a variation of the
+application of the refrain--it remaining for the most part unvaried--to
+obtain what he termed "artistic piquancy;" proceeding only at that stage to
+the composition of the last verse as the first step. All this of course has
+little to do with "Derelict" and yet I cannot but see a sort of analogy of
+effect by processes wholly divergent, particularly as Allison once told me
+that the central idea of the last verse for consigning the bodies to the
+deep was ever in his mind and that this verse was first projected, although
+its development was the most difficult and its perfection did not come
+until later. So much for that! In the five verses he had arrived
+approximately at a consummation of the sea burial, the introduction very
+properly repeating the quatrain of Billy Bones before concluding:
+
+ We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight,
+ With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight,
+ And we heaved 'em over and out of sight--
+ With a yo-heave-ho!
+ And a fare-you-well!
+ And a sullen plunge
+ In the sullen swell--
+ Ten fathom-lengths of the road to hell--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+While this composition is fine and tight as a drum in poetic meter and
+conception, the real perfection was not arrived at until he made it "Ten
+fathoms _deep on_ the road to hell." In the five-verse revision a part of
+the last verse as it appeared in "A Piratical Ballad" went into the second,
+a part of the second verse was shifted to the third and a fourth was added
+to give an implied reason for the riot of death in an inferred quarrel over
+the "chest on chest full of Spanish gold, with a ton of plate in the middle
+hold." Strangely enough all these shifts and additions do not appear to
+have altered the sentiment in the least and at times I am amazed, in
+reading over old versions, that I do not appreciably miss certain lines and
+ideas that seem vital to the finished product.
+
+Shortly after the five verses had been privately printed for his friends on
+a single slip, Allison conceived the rather daring idea of injecting the
+trace of a woman on board the Derelict which up to this time he had very
+closely developed in the Stevensonian spirit. While there was no woman in
+"Treasure Island," he proved to himself by analysis that his new thought
+would do no violence to Stevenson's idea, because Billy Bones' song was a
+reminiscence of _his own past_ and not of Treasure Island. Hence the trace
+of a woman, skillfully injected, might be permissible. Here, too, his
+analysis gave him the melancholy tone--of which Poe speaks as so highly
+desirable--greatly accentuated by doubt of whether she was "wench" or
+"maid," and a further possible incentive for the extermination of the whole
+ship's list. This verse[7] has undergone little change since the woman
+trace was first injected:
+
+ More we saw, through the stern-light screen--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Chartings ondoubt where a woman had been--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ A flimsy shift on a bunker cot,
+ With a dagger-slot in the bosom spot
+ And the lace stiff-dry in a purplish blot.
+ Now whether wench
+ Or a shuddering maid,
+ She dared the knife
+ And she took the blade.
+ By God! She was stuff for a plucky jade--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ [7] Reproduced in facsimile.
+
+There were certain niceties of word adjustment to follow as for instance
+the substitution of "a thin dirk-slot" for "a dagger-slot," the word "thin"
+carrying a keen mental impression of a snaky, hissing sound-sensation as
+the idea unfolded of the dirk slipping through the flimsy fabric of the
+shift, cast on the bunker cot to remain the silent evidence of the tragedy.
+The very acme of touches came in the punctuation[8] of the concluding
+lines--pauses that emphasize with so much ingenuity the very question that
+lends the speculatively mournful cadence to the whole:
+
+ Or was she wench ...
+ Or some shuddering maid...?
+ That dared the knife
+ And that took the blade!
+
+And as a cap-sheaf came the thought of differentiating the
+whole verse[8] by an Italicized setting! That is almost the last
+word of the conception of poet-printer.
+
+ [8] Reproduced in facsimile.
+
+The dogged persistency that Allison applied to the completion of this
+masterpiece has always won my deepest admiration. And the admiration of
+many others too, for this poem, first publicly printed in the Louisville
+_Courier-Journal_, has been reprinted in one form or another, in almost
+every newspaper in the country and has an honored place in many scrap
+books. What great and painstaking effort was encompassed in its composition
+only one can know even partly who has been privileged to "peep behind the
+scenes" at the "properties of the literary _histrio_"--the manuscript notes
+and memoranda, a few of which accompany this volume in facsimile.
+
+
+
+
+IF THERE _is_ CONTROVERSY!
+
+
+If any one in this wide, old world, after reading the wealth of evidence in
+this little volume, still thinks Young E. Allison did not write "Derelict,"
+let him come to me like a man and say so and I'll give him a good swift
+stab in the eye, with my eye, and say: "You don't want to be convinced."
+This includes the editor of _The New York Times Book Review_. When he made
+an egregious blunder by stating that "Derelict" was an unskilled sailor's
+jingle, a wave of protest reached him. He then printed Walt Mason's letter
+describing the poem as a work of art and altered his editorial
+characterization of it to "famous old chanty." In the same breath he wrote
+that it was not likely that Mr. Allison was the author--but why not likely?
+It is plain that somebody must have written it. Nobody else's name had ever
+been associated with it. The _Times_ man had nobody to suggest as the
+author. Why, then, maintain that Mr. Allison was not the author? His sole
+reason is that the "Bowdlerized" and bastard version which he printed had
+been _copied from a manuscript written into an old book printed in 1843_!
+What does the ink say about dates? What do the pen marks say? Great gods
+and little fishes! If ever I shall desire to antiquitize a modernity I'll
+copy it into an old book and send a transcript to that delightful Babe of
+the Woods of _The New York Times Book Review_.
+
+When _Rubric_, a Chicago magazine venture of attractiveness, but doomed in
+advance to failure, published Allison's poem under the title "On Board the
+Derelict," I detached three sets of the eight illustrated and illuminated
+pages on which it was printed, had the sheets inlaid in hand-made paper and
+neatly bound. This was accomplished with the sage advice of my old
+playmate, Frank M. Morris, the bookman of Chicago. One of these volumes was
+made for Mr. Allison, (so that he would surely have at least one copy of
+his own poem), a second was for my bookish friend, James F. Joseph, then of
+Chicago and now of Indianapolis, and a third was for my own library. The
+mere fact that Allison was five years autographing my particular copy has
+no bearing whatever in this discussion, but leads me to say that I felt
+amply repaid in the end by this very handsome inscription on the fly-leaf:
+
+ This Volume,
+ No. 1
+
+ of the limited private edition of "On Board the Derelict," is
+ for the private delight of my dear friend,
+
+ Champion Ingraham Hitchcock,
+
+ the publisher and designer thereof--appreciative guide,
+ counselor and encourager of other excursions into "the higher
+ altitudes,"--with all love and long memory
+
+ Christmas, 1906. YOUNG E. ALLISON.
+
+
+Well, because "Derelict" was a delight and Allison my friend, I gave away
+_Rubrics_ by the score and, among others, saw that a copy went to Wallace
+Rice, literatus--and Chicago book reviewer--to whom I owe an everlasting
+debt of gratitude for precious moments saved by good advice on modern stuff
+not to read. In presenting "Derelict," the _Rubric_ publishers left an
+impression that the poem had but then been completed[9] for its pages. I
+knew better; Wallace had read it before, in whole or in part and raised a
+question. It so worked upon me that later I decided to submit it to Allison
+himself. Sometimes we do things, and know not why, that have a very
+distinct later and wholly unexpected bearing upon situations, and when the
+opportunity for this volume arose, the memory that I had saved Allison's
+penciled reply came over me. A patient search had its reward. Here is the
+letter[10] written with the same old lead pencil on the same old spongy
+copy paper:
+
+ Louisville Feb. 22, 1902.
+ Dear Hitch:
+
+ My supposition is that the _Rubric_ folks misunderstood or have
+ been misunderstood. The Dead Man's Song was first written about 10
+ years ago--3 verses--and Henry Waller set it to music & it was
+ published in New York. The version for the song did not exhaust it
+ in my mind and so I took it up every now & then for 4 or 5 years
+ and finally completed it. A very lovely little girl who was
+ visiting my wife helped me to decide whether I should write in one
+ verse "a flimsy shift" or "a filmy shift" or other versions, and
+ her opinion on "flimsy" decided me. She is the only person that
+ ever had anything to do with it--_as far as I know_! What hypnotic
+ influences were at work or what astral minds may have intervened, I
+ know not. But I have always thought I did it all. It was not much
+ to do, except for a certain 17th Century verbiage and grisly humor.
+
+ I am glad you still believe I wouldn't steal anybody else's brains
+ any more than I would his money. Waller wrote splendid singing
+ music to it which Eugene Cowles used to bellow beautifully.
+
+ With best love, as always,
+ Y. E. A.
+
+ [9] See letter to "The New York Times Book Review".
+
+ [10] Reproduced in facsimile.
+
+That this narrative may be complete, the articles and comment that appeared
+in _The New York Times Book Review_ are reproduced, together with a letter
+to the editor written by the author of this volume, which, neither
+acknowledged nor published by him, obtained wide circulation through _The
+Scoop_,[11] a magazine issued every Saturday by The Press Club of Chicago.
+It was quite characteristic of Allison to decline the very urgent requests
+of many friends to jump into the arena and make a claim for that which is
+his own creation and in coming to a negative decision, his reasons are
+probably best expressed in a letter to Henry A. Sampson, who himself writes
+poetry:
+
+ Yours of the 5th containing wormwood from the _N. Y. Times_ (and
+ being the 11th copy received from loving friends) is here.
+
+ Jealous! Jealous! Just the acute development on your part of the
+ ordinary professional jealousy. Merely because I have at last found
+ my place amongst those solitary and dazzling poets, Homer and
+ Shakespeare, who, also, it has been proved, did not write their own
+ stuff, but found it all in folk lore and copied it down.
+
+ Well, damn me, I can't help my own genius and do not care for its
+ products because I can always make more, and I compose these things
+ for my own satisfaction.
+
+ I, with Shakespeare and Homer, perceive the bitter inefficacy of
+ fighting the scientific critics. Walt Mason saw the versification
+ was artful instead of "bungling and crude," but the _Times_ critic
+ knows a copy out of a "chanty book" when he sees it.
+
+ I envy your being unpublished. You do not have to bleed with me and
+ Homer and Bill. I feel the desiccating effects of my own dishonor.
+ I grow distrustful. I wonder if _you_ wrote _your_ poems. You
+ refused to publish. Were you, astute and keen reader of auguries,
+ afraid of being found out? Who writes all these magnificent things
+ that me and Homer and Bill couldn't and didn't write?
+
+ No, I don't owe it to my friends to settle this. I'd a sight rather
+ plead guilty and accept indeterminate sentence than to waste time
+ on my friends. I've got 'em or I haven't. And I want to convince
+ enemies by a profound and dignified sneak.
+
+ From one who has had dirt done him.
+ MANTELLINI
+ Louisville, Oct. 6, 1914.
+
+ [11] Issue of October 10, 1914.
+
+
+
+
+SOME CLIPPINGS; _and_ A LETTER
+
+
+The controversial comments on Allison's "Fifteen Men on the Dead Man's
+Chest," heretofore mentioned, appeared in _The New York Times Book Review_
+of September 20, 1914, and October 4, 1914, while the inquiry that
+precipitated the discussion was published July 26. The printed matter,
+_verbatim et literatim_, and the matter not printed, are subjoined:
+
+
+ _July 26, 1914._
+
+ APPEALS TO READERS
+
+ EDWARD ALDEN.--Can some reader tell me if the verse or chorus of a
+ pirate's song, which Robert Louis Stevenson recites several times
+ in whole or in part in "Treasure Island," was original or quoted;
+ and, if there are other verses, where they may be found? The lines
+ as Stevenson gives them are:
+
+ Fifteen men on the dead man's chest,
+ Yo-ho-ha and a bottle of rum;
+ Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
+ Yo-ho-ha and a bottle of rum.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _September 20, 1914._
+
+ ANSWERS FROM READERS
+
+ W. L.--The verse about which Edward Alden inquired in your issue of
+ July 26. and which is quoted in Stevenson's "Treasure Island," is
+ the opening stanza of an old song or chantey of West Indian piracy,
+ which is believed to have originated from the wreck of an English
+ buccaneer on a cay in the Caribbean Sea known as "The Dead Man's
+ Chest." The cay was so named from its fancied resemblance to the
+ old sailors' sea chest which held his scanty belongings. The song
+ or chantey was familiar to deep-sea sailors many years ago. The
+ song is copied from a very old scrapbook, in which the author's
+ name was not given. The verses[12] are as follows:
+
+ Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Drink and the devil had done for the rest.
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ The mate was fixed by the bo'sun's pike
+ An the bo'sun brained with a marlin spike.
+ And the cookie's throat was marked belike
+ It had been clutched by fingers ten,
+ And there they lay, all good dead men,
+ Like break o' day in a boozin' ken--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ Fifteen men of a whole ship's list,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Dead and bedamned and their souls gone whist,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ The skipper lay with his nob in gore
+ Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore,
+ And the scullion he was stabbed times four;
+ And there they lay, and the soggy skies
+ Dripped ceaselessly in upstaring eyes,
+ By murk sunset and by foul sunrise--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Ten of the crew bore the murder mark,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ 'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead,
+ Or a gaping hole in a battered head,
+ And the scuppers' glut of a rotting red;
+ And there they lay, ay, damn my eyes,
+ Their lookouts clapped on Paradise,
+ Their souls gone just the contrawise--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ Fifteen men of 'em good and true,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Every man Jack could a' sailed with Old Pew,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
+ And a ton of plate in the middle hold,
+ And the cabin's riot of loot untold--
+ And there they lay that had took the plum,
+ With sightless eyes and with lips struck dumb,
+ And we shared all by rule o' thumb--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ More was seen through the stern light's screen,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Chartings undoubt where a woman had been,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ A flimsy shift on a bunker cot
+ With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
+ And the lace stiff dry in a purplish rot--
+ Or was she wench or shuddering maid,
+ She dared the knife and she took the blade--
+ Faith, there was stuff for a plucky Jade!
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+ We wrapped 'em all in a mainsail tight
+ With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight,
+ And we heaved 'em over and out of sight
+ With a yo-heave-ho and a fare-ye-well,
+ And a sullen plunge in a sullen swell,
+ Ten fathoms along on the road to hell--
+ Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
+
+ [12] To observe liberties taken with the text, compare these verses
+ with authentic version.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _September 20, 1914._
+
+ Who that loves tales of adventure, thrilling yarns involving the
+ search for mysteriously lost treasure, has not gloried in "Treasure
+ Island"? And who that recalls STEVENSON's stirring romance does not
+ involuntarily chant to himself the ridiculous but none the leas
+ fascinating verse commencing
+
+ "Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest--"
+
+ as if the gruesome rhyme were in a way intended as a sort of
+ refrain for the entire story? When we were younger we undoubtedly
+ speculated on the amazing capacity of this particular dead man's
+ chest, and we gloated over the uncanny wickedness of the whole
+ affair. The verse, however, turns out to be one of those
+ curiosities of literature which is unearthed every now and then by
+ some industrious contributor to the "Query Page" of THE NEW YORK
+ TIMES BOOK REVIEW. In this number of the latter the entire song or
+ "chantey" is given, copied from an old scrapbook, and while it can
+ hardly be recommended as a delectable piece of literature, in any
+ sense, it is interesting, aside from its Stevensonian connection,
+ as a bit of rough, unstudied sailor's jingle, the very authorship
+ of which is long since forgotten. And the youthful myth of the Dead
+ Man's Chest--that, too, it appears, is not at all the thing that
+ fancy painted it. The real Dead Man's Chest, however, as "W. L."
+ explains it, is quite as alluring as the imaginary one and will
+ appeal to the student of geographical peculiarities in the West
+ Indies.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _October 4, 1914._
+
+ "FIFTEEN MEN ON THE DEAD MAN'S CHEST"
+
+ _New York Times Review of Books_:
+
+ The fine old sea poem, "Fifteen Men on the Dead Man's Chest,"
+ recently quoted in your columns, was written by Younge E. Allison.
+ I have raked through various biographical dictionaries trying to
+ discover who Younge E. Allison was, but without results. The man
+ who wrote such a poem should not be unknelled, unhonored, and
+ unsung. In your editorial touching the rhyme I don't think you do
+ it justice. You describe it as "a rough, unstudied sailor's
+ jingle," whereas it is a work of art. Some of the lines are
+ tremendous, and the whole poem has a haunting quality that never
+ yet distinguished a mere jingle. I never weary of repeating some of
+ its sonorous lines.
+
+ WALT MASON.
+ Emporia, Kan., Sept. 24.
+
+ EDITORIAL NOTE.--We have received several other letters in which
+ the authorship of the lines is credited to Mr. Allison, who is a
+ resident of Louisville, Ky., and the editor of The Insurance Field
+ of that city. Mr. Allison was at one time a correspondent of
+ THE NEW YORK TIMES and also has written several books of fiction,
+ including "The Passing of Major Galbraith." It is not likely,
+ however, that he wrote the famous old chanty. One of our
+ correspondents writes that Mr. Allison "reconstructed" the song
+ some years ago on the first four lines which are quoted in
+ Stevenson's "Treasure Island."
+
+ Our correspondent, "W. L.," who furnished the copy of the song as
+ published recently in THE BOOK REVIEW says, however, that he copied
+ the verses from a manuscript written into a book which bears this
+ title: "Tales of the Ocean and Essays for the Forecastle,
+ Containing Matters and Incidents Humorous, Pathetic, Romantic, and
+ Sentimental, by Hawser Martingale, Boston, Printed and Published by
+ S. W. Dickinson, 52 Washington St., 1843." This book belonged to
+ his grandfather, who died in 1874, and the song was familiar to "W.
+ L." in his youth as early as 1870.
+
+ In a letter to W. E. Henley, dated at Braemar, Aug. 25, 1881,
+ written when Stevenson had begun the writing of "Treasure Island,"
+ he writes:
+
+ I am now on another lay for the moment, purely owing to
+ Lloyd this one; but I believe there's more coin in it than
+ in any amount of crawlers. Now see here "The Sea Cook or
+ Treasure Island: A Story for Boys." [This was the first
+ title selected for the book.]
+
+ If this don't fetch the kids, why, they have gone rotten
+ since my day. Will you be surprised to learn that it is
+ about Buccaneers, that it begins in the Admiral Benbow
+ public house on the Devon coast, that it's all about a map
+ and a treasure and a mutiny and a derelict ship and a
+ current and a fine old Squire Trelawney, (the real Tre.
+ purged of literature and sin to suit the infant mind,) and
+ a doctor and another doctor and a sea cook with one leg and
+ and a sea song with a chorus, "Yo-ho-ho and a Bottle of
+ Rum," (at the third "ho" you heave at the capstan bars,)
+ which is a real buccaneer's song, only known to the crew of
+ the late Capt. Flint, who died of rum at Key West much
+ regretted?
+
+ The first publication of "Treasure Island" was in 1883, and in a
+ letter to Sidney Colvin in July, 1884, Stevenson writes: "'Treasure
+ Island' came out of Kingsley's 'At Last,' where I got 'The Dead
+ Man's Chest.'"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE UNPUBLISHED LETTER
+
+ _New York Times Review of Books_,
+
+ It has been my great pleasure and satisfaction to sit with Young E.
+ Allison of Louisville in business intimacy and friendship for many
+ years, and to have seen the inception of his "Derelict" in three
+ verses based on Billy Bones' song of "Fifteen Men on the Dead Man's
+ Chest" from "Treasure Island." During this intimacy also I have
+ observed those original three stanzas grow to six and viewed the
+ adjustment and balance and polish he has given to what I now
+ consider a masterpiece.
+
+ No one who ever read "Treasure Island" with a mind, but feels there
+ is something lacking in Billy Bones' song. It left a haunting wish
+ for more and if the book was closed with a single regret it was
+ because Billy Bones had not completed his weird chant. So it
+ affected Mr. Allison, a confirmed novel reader and a great admirer
+ of Stevenson. Henry Waller, collaborating with Mr. Allison in the
+ production[13] of the "Ogallallas" by the Bostonians along back in
+ 1891, declared he had a theme for that swashbuckling chant and
+ Allison, who wrote the libretto for the "Ogallallas," agreed to
+ work it out. That same night with Waller's really brilliant musical
+ conception in his mind, Mr. Allison wrote what might be considered
+ the first three verses of the present revision, which were set to
+ Waller's music, written for a deep baritone, and published by Pond.
+ Thereafter during the rehearsal of the "Ogallallas" no session was
+ complete until Eugene Cowles, in his big, rich bass, had sung
+ Allison's three verses of "Fifteen Men on the Dead Man's Chest" to
+ Waller's music, as "lagniappe," while cold chills raced up and down
+ the spines of his hearers--more or less immune to sensations of
+ that character.
+
+ [13] Incubation at that time. Production in 1893.
+
+ As I write I have before me a copy of the music, the title page of
+ which reads as follows: "A Piratical Ballad. Song for Bass or Deep
+ Baritone. Words by Young E. Allison. Music by Henry Waller. New
+ York. Published by William A. Pond & Co. 1891."
+
+ Later it occurred to Mr. Allison that he had done scant justice to
+ an idea full of great possibilities, and another verse was added,
+ and still later another, making five in all, when in a more
+ polished condition it was submitted to the _Century_ for
+ publication, and accepted, though later the editor asked to have
+ the closing lines re-constructed as being a bit too strong for his
+ audience. Mr. Allison felt that to bring back those drink-swollen
+ and weighted bodies "wrapp'd in a mains'l tight" from their "sullen
+ plunge in the sullen swell, ten fathoms deep on the road to hell"
+ would cut the heart out of the idea--while admitting to the
+ _Century's_ editor that such a sentiment might not be entirely
+ fitted for his clientele--and so declined to make the alteration.
+
+ About this time Mr. Allison had "Derelict" privately printed for
+ circulation among friends. I have in my possession his printer's
+ copy, and the various revisions in his own handwriting--probably a
+ dozen in all.
+
+ Six years after the first verses were written, Mr. Allison decided
+ to inject a woman into his "Reminiscence of Treasure Island," as he
+ styles it, which was most adroitly done in the fifth verse--last
+ written--and in the private copies it is set in Italics as a
+ delicate intimation that the theme of a woman was foreign to the
+ main idea which he attempted to carry out just as he believed
+ Stevenson might have done. There was no woman on Treasure Island
+ yet she passes here without question.
+
+ Shortly after the sixth verse had been added, the editors of the
+ _Rubric_--a Chicago magazine venture of the late 90's[14]--asked
+ Mr. Allison for permission to publish the five verses which had
+ fallen into their hands, and in granting the request he furnished
+ the later revision in six verses. This was published on eight pages
+ of the _Rubric_ in two colors, very happily illustrated, I thought,
+ and was captioned "On Board the Derelict."
+
+ [14] Vol. I No. 1, 1901.
+
+ It is the fine adjustment, the extreme delicacy, the very
+ artfulness of the whole poem, I might say, which has led you into
+ believing it "a rough, unstudied sailor's jingle" and in stating
+ editorially, "it is not likely however that he [Mr. Allison] wrote
+ the famous old chanty." Were it not that you hazarded this
+ speculation I would not feel called upon to recite this history, in
+ justice to Mr. Allison, who is one of the most honorable, modest
+ and original men of letters and who would scorn to enter the lists
+ in an effort to prove that what he had created was his own. Among
+ those who know him like Henry Watterson, Madison Cawein, James H.
+ Mulligan, (who was one of Stevenson's friends, present in Samoa
+ when he died), James Whitcomb Riley, and a host of others he needs
+ no defense.
+
+ Mr. Mason's comment in your issue of October 4, 1914, is a very
+ fine tribute to the work of a stranger to him and testifies to his
+ artistic judgment, for a study of this "old chanty" will prove it
+ to be a work of art, not only for the tremendous lines of which Mr.
+ Mason speaks, but because it creates the impression of antiquity
+ while being entirely modern by every rule of versification.
+
+ If you take the pains to scan the lines you must soon admit how
+ subtle and delicate are the alternating measures, prepared
+ purposely to create the very idea of age and coarseness and
+ succeeding with every almost matchless line and selected word.
+
+ Just a word more. Of course I cannot pretend to say how the version
+ published in your issue of September 20, 1914, got copied into the
+ "Old Scrap Book" to which "W. L." refers, but violence to the text
+ and the meter--which you may determine by reference to the
+ authentic copy inclosed herewith--would indicate that it had been
+ "expurgated" for drawing room recital by an ultra-fastidious[15] who
+ nevertheless recognized its great force.
+
+ [15] And non-poetic.
+
+ By the way, Mr. Allison wrote "The Passing of Major Kilgore," not
+ "Major Galbraith," one of the first really good newspaper stories
+ "from the inside" then written, though since there have been many.
+
+ Yours very truly,
+ C. I. HITCHCOCK
+ Louisville, October 6, 1914.
+
+
+
+
+YO-HO-HO _and a_ BOTTLE OF RUM
+
+
+It has not been the purpose of this sketch of a poem's history, with
+which has been joined other matters, reminiscent or germane, to enter
+into a discussion relative to the origin of chanties, or to attempt to
+trace the four lines of Captain Billy Bones' song to any source beyond
+their appearance in "Treasure Island." In a more or less extensive,
+though desultory, reading of a little of almost everything, the writer
+has never stumbled upon any chanty or verse from which the famous
+quatrain might have sprung. Nor has he ever met anyone who remembers to
+have read or heard of anything of the kind. This includes Allison
+himself, an omnivorous reader, a Stevenson admirer and student, a
+friend of many of Stevenson's friends, and who, since the appearance of
+"Treasure Island," has had hundreds of letters and conversations
+bearing on the subject.
+
+While "Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum," as a line, occasionally has since
+been used in modern versification, but without any of the Stevenson
+flavor and seldom with much poetic or dramatic instinct, all
+authorities appear to be agreed that he evolved the quatrain. This
+however is not a point at issue here. What seems to be of prime
+importance to this narrative though, is that Allison, taking this
+quatrain as a starting point, wrote a wholly modern versification in
+words and meter so skillfully used as to create not only a vivid
+atmosphere of piracy and antiquity, but of unskillfulness and
+coarseness. That is the highest expression of art.
+
+Since _The New York Times Book Review_ very unjustly raised a question
+of the authorship of "Derelict," it has been my privilege to read the
+really remarkable correspondence that has reached Mr. Allison from men
+all over the country who have been treasuring newspaper clippings of
+perverted versions of the poem out of pure admiration for its classical
+lines and the bold portrayal of a grewsome story. These letters have
+increased since _The Scoop_ of the Press Club of Chicago printed the
+correspondence [See "The Unpublished Letter"] addressed to _The New
+York Times Book Review_. _The Scoop_ continued its interesting
+discussion of the poem in the issue of October 24, under a caption of
+"Yo-ho-ho!" and incorporated a communication from "our Bramleykite
+Pilling" on chanties in general, submitting also a criticism of
+Allison's sea-faring knowledge of the consistency of mainsails and the
+size of hawsers. If anything were needed to prove that "Derelict" is
+not "of the sea," this in itself would be sufficient. _The Scoop_
+article is worthy of production in toto:
+
+
+ YO-HO-HO!
+
+ In an annoying discussion of Young Allison's "Derelict" and the
+ origin of the chanty beginning "Fifteen men on the Dead Man's
+ Chest," _The New York Times_ quotes Robert Louis Stevenson as
+ saying "Treasure Island came out of Kingsley's 'At Last,' where I
+ got 'The Dead Man's Chest.'" That is interesting, and apparently
+ authentic, but it has nothing to do with Allison's poem. The
+ development of that poem, as related by C. I. Hitchcock in _The
+ Scoop_ two weeks ago, is as clearly established as the similar
+ process out of which emerged Smith's "Evolution," and is abundantly
+ attested. Allison's chanty is one of the best, if not the very
+ best, in its class, and _The Scoop_ is glad to have been given a
+ chance to so accredit it.
+
+ Taking up the subject matter, our Bramleykite Pilling, a retired
+ mariner now enjoying his otium cum dignitate at the town of Athol
+ in the state of Massachusetts, writes this letter:
+
+ "In the days when sailing ships and sailors were on the
+ deep, chanties were used with every heave or pull.
+
+ "Fifteen or twenty men trailing onto a rope, fitting each
+ other like spoons, as the sway-back pull induced whatever
+ was at the other end to give way.
+
+ "Nothing ever was broken, as it was seen to that such a
+ possibility did not exist; hence the command 'Break
+ something, break something.'
+
+ "A chanty contained one verse or line only, the rest
+ depending on the composition of the man who sang the verse
+ or line. The pull was always at the accent of the chorus,
+ as follows:
+
+ "'Blow a man down is a blow me down trick.
+ Blow--Blow--Blow--a man Down.
+ Blow a man down to the home of old Nick.
+ Give me some time to blow a man down.'
+
+ "The pull being at every other line, there are eight pulls
+ in the above.
+
+ "For a quick pulling chanty we often use this one:
+
+ "'Rendso was no sailor--
+ Rendso, boys, Rendso,
+ He shipped on board a whaler--
+ Rendso, boys, Rendso.'
+
+ "What happened to Rendso depended on the imagination of the
+ one who sang the 'coal box'--the line. Here is a heaving
+ chanty, or slow pull:
+
+ "'To South Australia we're bound to go--
+ Heave away, heave away.
+ Let the wind blow high or low--
+ We're bound to South Australia.
+ We're going home and don't give a damn--
+ Heave away, heave away.
+ For the captain, the mate or any other man--
+ We're bound to South Australia.'
+
+ "'Fifteen men on the dead man's chest' never was used as a
+ chanty. It would require too much bass; but it was used as
+ a drone, which it is. An abstracted man would use a line,
+ or may be, the whole verse, or the first line, used as
+ derision. For illustration:
+
+ "When I was last at the Press Club a question pertaining to
+ the sea came up. One man sought the dictionary. To express
+ my contempt I repeated the first line. 'We have no use for
+ the dictionary. To hell with it,' expresses the idea. We
+ sailors have a language of our own. It is ours, it is up to
+ us to put you right when the impossible is said. I quote
+ two such lines:
+
+ "'We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
+ With twice ten turns of the hawser's bight!
+
+ "These two lines are part of a poem written by Young
+ Allison as a continuance of the Billy Bones song in
+ Treasure Island.
+
+ "A mainsail is made of 0, 1 or 2 canvas, which will stand
+ alone; 28 sheet-iron would do as well.
+
+ "A hawser, with us, is anything in the shape of a rope
+ which is above six inches circumference. You will note that
+ the bight is used--two parts, or loop. Instead of using the
+ largest rope on board a ship, the smallest--skysail
+ bunt-line--would have been more to the point.
+
+ "A sailor would get back at me by saying 'Perhaps she
+ didn't carry skysails.'
+
+ "I would reply, 'Suppose the mainsail was as soft as silk
+ and the hawser as pliable, would you, as a sailor, throw
+ them away on dead men?'
+
+ "A mistaken idea exists that Stevenson wrote the Billy
+ Bones song and only used one verse in "Treasure Island." He
+ 'quotes' the only verse there is. We of the sea locate the
+ scene of the verse at Dead Chest Island, half way between
+ the S. W. & S. E. points of Porto Rico, four and one-half
+ miles off shore, which was used as a buccaneer rendezvous,
+ and later as the haven of wreckers and smugglers. It was
+ first named by the Spanish 'Casa de Muertos'--the Coffin.
+
+ "While I knew that Stevenson wrote, I did not know him as a
+ writer. I knew him as the grandson and son of men who dared
+ to do, and who achieved in the doing. I also knew him as a
+ man interested in everything pertaining to the sea.
+
+ "In fancy, I can see him gazing off to leeward, and hear
+ him drone--as of yore--
+
+ "'Fifteen men on the dead man's chest.'"
+
+My personal interest in "Derelict" from its earliest stages has led me to
+discuss it with many people, some of them A. B.'s, and this is the first
+criticism I have ever heard of the technic of the words used to convey the
+picture. I do not mean to say that Bramleykite Filling's points are not
+well taken, technically, but I do say that qualified sailors, with literary
+judgment, have been carried over these delinquencies of technic, if that
+expresses it, by the very vividness but simplicity of the picture, which
+could not be so were there a false note in either sentiment or portrayal.
+Thus for this purpose a mainsail is a piece of jute bagging, if you please,
+or ordinary canvas, and a hawser is a flexible rope.
+
+When _The Scoop_ reached my hand with its entertaining and not unjust
+criticism, I besought Allison for a few lines of comment to add to my
+collection of "Derelict" treasures. In the same old characteristic way
+(same old black pencil; same old spongy copy paper) he wrote me the
+following note with which this volume closes:
+
+ Oct. 26, 1914.
+ Dear Hitch:
+
+ Bramleykite Pilling's comments on "Derelict," from the standpoint
+ of scientific criticism, seem to me to be beyond any sort of
+ reproach. He is evidently an actual, real water sailor who learned
+ his nautics within the smell of bilgewater and the open sea. My own
+ education as an able seaman was gained from years of youthful deep
+ study of dime-novel sea yarns by Ned Buntline, Fenimore Cooper,
+ Sylvanus Cobb, Jr., Billy Bowline, and other masters of the sea in
+ libraries. I have, however, made two ocean trips from Norfolk to
+ New York, time 23 hours. On both occasions I went sound asleep at
+ the end of the first hour and woke up at the end of twenty-third
+ hour. Under such circumstances I may have missed many important
+ details of realism. I have also visited often the tomb of that fine
+ old patriot-pirate and ex-Alderman, Dominique You, in the old
+ French cemetery at New Orleans. As chief gunner for Jean Lafitte,
+ he was some pirate; as chief artilleryman for Gen. Andrew Jackson
+ at the battle of New Orleans, he was some patriot. I feel stronger
+ in my piracy than in my seamanship. I love criticism--especially of
+ poetry. If there is a single verse, or, mayhap, one line, of
+ "Derelict" that will hold, without leaking, anything of a specific
+ gravity heavier than moonshine, it would surprise me. But it
+ _seems_ to, when it is adopted as a "real chanty"--and that's the
+ test, that it "seems."
+
+ Y. E. A.
+
+
+
+
+ Transcriber's Note: The book has a Pocket with 7 pieces of paper
+ which are facsimiles noted in the text. The music for _A Piratical
+ Ballad_ has been transcribed and is available as a _Finale_ .mus
+ file, a pdf file, and a midi file.
+
+
+
+
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