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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Love Instigated, by Douglass Sherley
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+
+Title: Love Instigated
+ The Story of a Carved Ivory Umbrella Handle
+
+Author: Douglass Sherley
+
+Release Date: August 25, 2006 [EBook #19122]
+
+Language: English
+
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+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE
+ INSTIGATED
+
+ BY
+ BELL THE CAT SURLY
+ of the PENDENNIS CLUB
+
+
+ THE STORY
+ OF A
+ CARVED IVORY UMBRELLA HANDLE.
+
+
+
+ "The Man that Plants Cabbages Imitates God."--Dobson's Choice.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ Caveat Filed,
+ By CURRY & DEARING, Publishers,
+ Louisville, Ky.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ LOVE PERPETUATED:--
+ --The Story of a Dagger.
+
+ By Douglass Sherley,
+
+ WHO WROTE
+
+ --THE STORY OF A PICTURE.--
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ An Edition de Luxe [special] net, $10.00. Limited number. Ninety-nine
+ copies--signed by the Author. Right reserved to advance price at any
+ time. Subscriptions received now. Popular Edition--a Christmas Card
+ Booklet [in a box], $1.00. Liberal Discount to the Trade.
+
+ Edition de Luxe ready December Fifteenth.
+
+ Popular Edition ready December First.
+
+
+ John P. Morton and Company.
+ Main St., Louisville, Ky.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ Special.Dedication
+ to
+ the.Members.of.the.Sherley.Club
+ of
+ Little.:.Britain:
+
+ --Despair.ye.not.at.all--
+
+ E'en.by.so.Small.a.Thing.as.this.Poor.Booklet
+ May.Your
+ Loves.be.Instigated!
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ Dedicated
+ To.Each.Single.Son.of.St..Pendennis
+ Who.Worships.not.at.the.Shrine.of
+ The.Maiden.Priestess.of.To-day
+ --Let.Him.Look.to't,--
+ Or.Likewise.He.May.Somewhere.Find
+ Love.Perpetrated.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ Love Instigated.
+
+
+
+It was a daisy bit of Ivory.
+
+It was a curious piece of Workmanship.
+
+It was carved and carved again with Conventional Lines, which formed
+a Female Head of East-Indian Unexceptionableness.
+
+It seemed to Smile and to Beckon, and then to Scowl repellantly--a
+Living Mockery!
+
+It was Hateful--Oh, so Hateful!--the sight Of so conventional a Thing.
+
+And yet there had been such a Longing to touch It and to Hold It in the
+Hand!
+
+But See the Sequel.
+
+It was not an Idol of India.
+
+It was the Carved Ivory Handle of a Tanned Gingham Umbrella, of very
+Plebeian American Manufacture.
+
+It stood in a Hand-painted China Receptacle in The long quiet Hall, in
+the House of a Friend. It was there when I Dined with him the Night
+After Christmas.
+
+It Gleamed at me with a Sinister Gleam of its Dexter Eye!
+
+And it seemed to Smile and to Beckon at me out of the Soft, Voluptuous
+Environment of The "Inner.Sisterhood," of which it was a Fellow.
+
+And when we were seated at the Glittering Table, beautiful with Crystal
+and Silver--
+
+And Lemonade and Cake--
+
+An Esthetic Banquet--
+
+It Chanced, by Merest Accident, that I was Given a seat opposite The
+Portiered Archway which led into
+
+The Long Quiet Hall,
+
+With its Wine-Colored Wealth of Turkish-Bath Toweling thrown back.
+
+And as we Sat Beneath the Iridescent Glow Of the Keely-Motor
+
+Electric Lamp, which
+
+Glistened and Shimmered Its Stained-Glass Iridescence on all about
+it, and gave its hue to The Invigorating Beverage, we heeded not the
+Elemental war waging upon the Queen Anne Exterior of the Hospitable
+Mansion of my Friend.
+
+And when we were left to our Coffee and our Pipes, we talked of Daggers,
+and Epitaphs, and Tombs!
+
+And as he told me in a Mysterious Whisper the Story of the Malay Dagger,
+"Guiltless of all Guile," the Vitreous Eye of that Quaintly Carved
+Odalisque--for such my fevered fancy Pictured it--was ever Glaring at
+me with its Sinister Glare!
+
+And when our Ghostly Talk was Interrupted By the Entrance of other
+Guests, I Quaffed Another Crystal Goblet of My Friend's Brain-Maddening
+Concoction, and casting a long, lingering Look at the Persian Rug which
+hid the Graeco-Romanesque Architecture of the vaulted Ceiling, I passed
+from the Gothic Portals of this Esthetic Shrine into the outer
+darkness--beyond the glamour of the Seven Lamps of Architecture.
+
+But,--Oh Fitful Fate!--as I passed though The Long, Quiet Hall and
+by the wine-colored Plush Corner from whose Voluptuous Shadow The
+Sinister-Eyed, Carved-Ivory-Handle Odalisque cast an Alluring,
+Appealing Look toward Me, and all Unconsciously, Unintentionally, and
+Unresistingly I Took it from its Hand-Painted China Receptacle, and
+closing the Heavy doors of Rolled, Cathedral Plate Glass After me,
+I Unfurled its Sun-Tanned Gingham Folds to the aforementioned warring
+elements. And as I Wended my Desolate Way to the Sainted Shrine of
+Pendennis, my Seething Brain Peopled the Valley of Unrest with Elfs,
+And Ravens and Brahman Gods, and the Dagger whose blood-stain belonged
+to a Venetian Duke. When I Presently Entered the Resounding Cloisters of
+the Order of ST. PENDENNIS--when I entered this "House without a Woman"
+I sought the seclusion of a dark, Wine-Colored, Plush-Lined Cell, and
+carelessly placing the Tanned Gingham, Vegetable-Ivory-handled Umbrella
+on the Eighteenth Century Hearth before me,
+
+I threw my mentally-exhausted frame into a a Massive, Damask-covered
+Chair with heavily-carved Arms of highly-polished Oak, and sounded the
+Tiny, Tintinnabulating Call-Bell for Something to Counteract the Effects
+of the Too-exhilerating Potables of my Friend, and his no less Harrowing
+Stories!
+
+But while I thus sat waiting, with my feet to The Comfortable Fire, all
+at once my Gaze was Unconsciously, Unintentionally and Unresistingly
+Transfixed by the Sinister Glance of The Dexter Eye of the Carved-Ivory
+Odalisque.
+
+And as I sat there in the Twilight Glare of the Slowly-Consuming
+Embers on the Wide and Deep, Old-Fashioned, Open Fire-place, with
+Lacquered-Brass Fire-Dogs--beneath the Spell of those Stealthy, Roguish
+Glances, I, against My Wish and Will, was led to Think of The dark,
+strange and weirdly grotesque things of which My Friend had Told me.
+
+And finally, as under the Strange Fascination of the Vitreous Dexter and
+Sinister Eyes of The Carved-Ivory Odalisque, which Held me Spell-Bound,
+I Learned from the Thin, Curled Lips of the said Carved-Ivory Odalisque
+its Own Story.
+
+It was not Created by Love.
+
+Nor was it in Itself the Embodiment of Love. But it Bore in one of its
+Flexible Ribs the Tangible Evidence of the Adhesive Qualities of a Love
+Driven Back upon itself,--the Concentration of an Otherwise Wasted
+Force.
+
+Less than a Thousand Years ago, a Dudish Roderick Dhu stood Flustrated
+with Fiery Indignation, face to face with a Maiden Priestess--a
+Prideful, Haughty Woman!
+
+It was on the Rue Quatrieme. It was at the Intersection of two great
+Thoroughfares.
+
+The Clouds had Parted their Bangs in the Middle, and were Shimmering
+their Crystal Drops of Distilled Ocean in torrental volume upon the
+Luckless Wayfarers.
+
+It chanced that the Prideful Maiden Priestess Was Hurrying adown the
+Boulevard with the Self-same Carved-Ivory-Handled Umbrella Closely
+Clasped in Her Delicate Marie Antoinette fingers. She was thus Ensconced
+Behind the Sheltering Tautness of the Stout-ribbed Gingham Umbrella
+With the Carved-Ivory Handle, when she passed out of the Shadow of The
+Massive Marble Edifice of Gothic Architecture and turned into the Rue
+de la Chataigne--and Unconsciously, Unintentionally and Unresistingly
+Punched a Tear out of the Dexter Eye of the Resistless Roderick Dhu!
+
+I am sure that Carved-Ivory, Oggling Odalisque was to Blame! I am sure
+that it Wantonly Drove the Spare Rib of the Stout Gingham Umbrella to
+the Accomplishment of its own Foul Purpose!
+
+The Prideful Maiden Priestess had great Commiseration for the Ardent
+Roderick.
+
+She Frankly Told him so.
+
+And in a Tacit but Potent--Oh, so Potent--Way, bade him, if he liked,
+to go with her to her Shrine and there have his Weeping Wounds Bound up
+with "a Bit of East India Silk,"--at her Shrine, whose Doors should ever
+be Open to Him.
+
+Oh! Chance, Fortuitous Chance! How many Followers of St. Pendennis are
+Annually Ensnared in thy Name!
+
+Ere Long,--within a Month, a Little Month--the Dudish Roderick Dhu was a
+cringing devotee at the Vestal Shrine of the Maiden Priestess, Praying
+that she should receive all his Suppliant Love, and "right smart" of his
+devotion. He would never leave Her Side. He would Never, never Smile on
+other Maidens. He would Sacrifice each Trusted and Trusting Friend and
+Creditor. She MUST receive his Heart and Hand, and his Partially-Eclipsed
+Occular!
+
+Else, where, all the while, was all this Wealth of Passionate Love to
+go to--If it was Spurned and Sent Back to its Donor? Who would have it
+Second-Handed?
+
+This was, indeed, a Poser.
+
+It was Unanswerable!
+
+She did not Attempt to Answer it. She only Considered the First
+Proposition.
+
+And she Thought of the Cruel, Cruel Deed Which she had been Led
+by the Vitreous-Eyed Odalisque of Carved-Ivory to Unintentionally,
+Unconsciously, and Unresistingly Perpetrate Upon Him; And--to cut a
+Short Story shorter--she cast her 'Mind's Eye, Horatio,' upon his Queen
+Anne Mansion Front, and Determined to Bestow upon the Injured Innocent
+what remained--after Five Seasons--of the Wealth of Her Young Love.
+
+ --Thus Simply is Love Instigated.--
+
+Had the Maiden Princess Refused him her Silver-Tinged Love--Had she
+Spurned and Thrown back upon his Hands his Passion torn To Tatters--he
+Might Have Perpetuated his Love by Writing "a Book Without a Woman," or
+Better still, he Might Have Spent the Force of his Extravagant Passion
+by Executing, in Endless number and variety, Patent Ivory-handled
+Umbrellas, Quaintly Carved in the Verisimility of the Oggling Odalisque,
+which Impelled the Hand that Instigated his Love by Peeling his Dexter
+Eye.
+
+But, Alas! The Thoughtless Pair of Innocents did not Consider that
+their Love, being Mutual, Must, by the Decree of St. Douglass,
+die--Unperpetuated--with Them!
+
+Or, if they Weighed the Dire Decree in the Balances of their Social
+Philosophy, I Doubt Not that they Considered that if they Perpetuated
+their Love the Length of their Natural Lives they Would have
+Accomplished Enough. And, methinks their Heads were Equipoised. This
+Work-a-Day World has all the Dudish Booklets and Carved-Ivory Dagger and
+Umbrella Handles that it can Easily Carry. Let not Another Booklet break
+Old Atlas' Back.
+
+And "Douglass, O Douglass, Tender and True," Carve for us no more
+Heathen Gods of Love. E'en now Their Occupation's Gone.
+
+The Star-Eyed Goddess that Shines Forth From the Glittering Surface of
+the Almighty Dollar is Goddess Potent enough to Perpetuate the Love of
+this Day and Generation, even as by her Influence often is
+
+ Love Instigated.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+But the Quaintly Carved Vegetable-Ivory Odalisque Handle of the
+Tanned-Gingham Umbrella that Rested in the Hand-Painted China Receptacle
+that Stood in the Voluptuous Environment of the Wine-Colored Plush
+Corner of the Long, Quiet Hall of the House of a Friend Where I Supped
+the Night after Christmas--[Was this the House that Zack Built?]--It
+still Glared at me with a Sinister Gleam of its Dexter Eye as it Oggled
+me from its Place on the Hearth of the Wine-Scented Cell--Plush-Lined
+Cell--in the Cloistered Precincts of Saint Pendennis.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It seemed to Smile a Ready, Garrulous Assent to all that which I have
+Said.
+
+These Words it Seemed to Murmur:
+
+Oh! Thou Unmitigated Umbrella-Theif! Return Me to the home of those
+whose Love I Instigated, whose Happy Household I am Responsible for.
+Wake ye! Sleeping Son of Pendennis, or by the Goddess Si[l]va, I will
+Execute Dire Vengeance Upon you!
+
+Even as I once was the Instigator of Love, upon You may be,
+
+ Love Instigated!
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+
+
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