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+<h1>&nbsp;</h1>
+<div class="smcapi"><h1>Post-Prandial</h1></div>
+<div class="smcapi"><h1>Philosophy</h1></div>
+<h1>&nbsp;</h1>
+
+<h3>By GRANT ALLEN</h3>
+
+
+<h5>AUTHOR OF</h5>
+<h6>&quot;THE EVOLUTIONIST AT LARGE,&quot; ETC.</h6>
+
+<h4>LONDON: CHATTO &amp; WINDUS</h4>
+<h5>1894</h5>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>PREFACE</h2>
+
+
+<p>These Essays appeared originally in <i>The Westminster
+Gazette</i>, and have only been so far modified
+here as is necessary for purposes of volume
+publication. They aim at being suggestive rather
+than exhaustive: I shall be satisfied if I have
+provoked thought without following out each train
+to a logical conclusion. Most of the Essays are
+just what they pretend to be&mdash;crystallisations into
+writing of ideas suggested in familiar conversation.</p>
+
+<table summary="Signed" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"
+style="width: 90%;">
+<tbody>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_2"></td>
+ <td class="cell_4">G. A.</td>
+</tr>
+</tbody>
+</table>
+
+<p><small>&nbsp;&nbsp;Hind Head,</small> <i>March</i> 1894.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+
+<table summary="Contents" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="6" border="0"
+style="width: 100%; font-size: small;">
+<tbody>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1"></td>
+ <td class="cell_2"></td>
+ <td class="cell_3">PAGE</td>
+</tr>
+
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">I.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE STRUGGLE FOR LIFE AMONG LANGUAGES</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#I">1</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">II.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">IN THE MATTER OF ARISTOCRACY</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#II">9</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">III.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">SCIENCE IN EDUCATION</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#III">18</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">IV.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE THEORY OF SCAPEGOATS</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#IV">27</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">V.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">AMERICAN DUCHESSES</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#V">35</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">VI.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">IS ENGLAND PLAYED OUT?</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#VI">44</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">VII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE GAME AND THE RULES</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#VII">53</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">VIII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE R&Ocirc;LE OF PROPHET</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#VIII">61</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">IX.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE ROMANCE OF THE CLASH OF RACES</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#IX">70</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">X.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE MONOPOLIST INSTINCTS</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#X">79</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XI.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">"MERE AMATEURS"</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XI">87</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">A SQUALID VILLAGE</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XII">95</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XIII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">CONCERNING ZEITGEIST</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XIII">104</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XIV.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE DECLINE OF MARRIAGE</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XIV">112</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XV.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">EYE <i>versus</i> EAR</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XV">122</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XVI.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE POLITICAL PUPA</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XVI">130</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XVII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">ON THE CASINO TERRACE</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XVII">138</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XVIII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">THE CELTIC FRINGE</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XVIII">147</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XIX.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">IMAGINATION AND RADICALS</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XIX">156</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XX.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">ABOUT ABROAD</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XX">165</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XXI.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">WHY ENGLAND IS BEAUTIFUL</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XXI">173</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XXII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">ANENT ART PRODUCTION</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XXII">182</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XXIII.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">A GLIMPSE INTO UTOPIA</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XXIII">190</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XXIV.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">OF SECOND CHAMBERS</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XXIV">199</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td class="cell_1">XXV.</td>
+ <td class="cell_2"><p class="one">A POINT OF CRITICISM</p></td>
+ <td class="cell_3"><a href="#XXV">207</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+</tbody>
+
+</table>
+
+
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>POST-PRANDIAL PHILOSOPHY</h2>
+
+<h3><a name="I" id="I" ></a>I.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE STRUGGLE FOR LIFE AMONG LANGUAGES.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>A distinguished Positivist friend of mine, who is
+in most matters a practical man of the world,
+astonished me greatly the other day at Venice,
+by the grave remark that Italian was destined
+to be the language of the future. I found on
+inquiry he had inherited the notion direct from
+Auguste Comte, who justified it on the purely
+sentimental and unpractical ground that the
+tongue of Dante had never yet been associated
+with any great national defeat or disgrace. The
+idea surprised me not a little; because it displays
+such a profound misconception of what language
+is, and why people use it. The speech of the
+world will not be decided on mere grounds of
+sentiment: the tongue that survives will not survive
+because it is so admirably adapted for the
+manufacture of rhymes or epigrams. Stern need
+compels. Frenchmen and Germans, in congress
+assembled, and looking about them for a means
+of intercommunication, might indeed agree to
+accept Italian then and there as an international
+compromise. But congresses don't make or unmake
+the habits of everyday life; and the growth
+or spread of a language is a thing as much beyond
+our deliberate human control as the rise or fall
+of the barometer.</p>
+
+<p>My friend's remark, however, set me thinking
+and watching what are really the languages now
+gaining and spreading over the civilised world;
+it set me speculating what will be the outcome
+of this gain and spread in another half century.
+And the results are these: Vastly the most growing
+and absorbing of all languages at the present
+moment is the English, which is almost everywhere
+swallowing up the overflow of German, Scandinavian,
+Dutch, and Russian. Next to it, probably,
+in point of vitality, comes Spanish, which is
+swallowing up the overflow of French, Italian,
+and the other Latin races. Third, perhaps, ranks
+Russian, destined to become in time the spoken
+tongue of a vast tract in Northern and Central
+Asia. Among non-European languages, three
+seem to be gaining fast: Chinese, Malay, Arabic.
+Of the doomed tongues, on the other hand, the
+most hopeless is French, which is losing all round;
+while Italian, German, and Dutch are either quite
+at a standstill or slightly retrograding. The
+world is now round. By the middle of the
+twentieth century, in all probability, English will
+be its dominant speech; and the English-speaking
+peoples, a heterogeneous conglomerate of all
+nationalities, will control between them the destinies
+of mankind. Spanish will be the language
+of half the populous southern hemisphere. Russian
+will spread over a moiety of Asia. Chinese,
+Malay, Arabic, will divide among themselves the
+less civilised parts of Africa and the East. But
+French, German, and Italian will be insignificant
+and dwindling European dialects, as numerically
+unimportant as Flemish or Danish in our own
+day.</p>
+
+<p>And why? Not because Shakespeare wrote
+in English, but because the English language
+has already got a firm hold of all those portions
+of the earth's surface which are most absorbing
+the overflow of European populations. Germans
+and Scandinavians and Russians emigrate by the
+thousand now to all parts of the United States
+and the north-west of Canada. In the first
+generation they may still retain their ancestral
+speech; but their children have all to learn
+English. In Australia and New Zealand the
+same thing is happening. In South Africa Dutch
+had got a footing, it is true; but it is fast losing
+it. The newcomers learn English, and though
+the elder Boers stick with Boer conservatism to
+their native tongue, young Piet and young Paul
+find it pays them better to know and speak the
+language of commerce&mdash;the language of Cape
+Town, of Kimberley, of the future. The reason
+is the same throughout. Whenever two tongues
+come to be spoken in the same area one of them
+is sure to be more useful in business than the
+other. Every French-Canadian who wishes to do
+things on a large scale is obliged to speak English.
+So is the Creole in Louisiana; so earlier were the
+Knickerbocker Dutch in New York. Once let English
+get in, and it beats all competing languages
+fairly out of the field in a couple of generations.</p>
+
+<p>Like influences favour Spanish in South America
+and elsewhere. English has annexed most of
+North America, Australia, South Africa, the
+Pacific; Spanish has annexed South America,
+Central America, the Philippines, Cuba, and a
+few other places. For the most part these areas
+are less suited than the English-speaking districts
+for colonisation by North Europeans; but they
+absorb a large number of Italians and other
+Mediterranean races, who all learn Spanish in
+the second generation. As to the other dominant
+languages, the points in their favour are
+different. Conquest and administrative needs are
+spreading Russian over the steppes of Asia; the
+Arab merchant and the growth of Mahommedanism
+are importing Arabic far into the heart
+of Africa; the Chinaman is carrying his own
+monosyllables with him to California, Australia,
+Singapore. These tongues in future will divide
+the world between them.</p>
+
+<p>The German who leaves Germany becomes an
+Anglo-American. The Italian who leaves Italy
+becomes a Spanish-American.</p>
+
+<p>There is another and still more striking way
+of looking at the rapid increase of English. No
+other language will carry you through so many
+ports in the world. It suffices for London,
+Liverpool, Glasgow, Belfast, Southampton, Cardiff;
+for New York, Boston, Montreal, Charleston, New
+Orleans, San Francisco; for Sydney, Melbourne,
+Auckland, Hong Kong, Yokohama, Honolulu; for
+Calcutta, Bombay, Madras, Kurrachi, Singapore,
+Colombo, Cape Town, Mauritius. Spanish with
+Cadiz, Barcelona, Havana, Callao, Valparaiso,
+cannot touch that record; nor can French with
+Marseilles, Bordeaux, Havre, Algiers, Antwerp,
+Tahiti. The most commercially useful language
+in the world, thus widely diffused in so many
+great mercantile and shipping centres, is certain
+to win in the struggle for existence among the
+tongues of the future.</p>
+
+<p>The old Mediterranean civilisation teaches us
+a useful lesson in this respect. Two languages
+dominated the Mediterranean basin. The East
+spoke Greek, not because Plato and &AElig;schylus
+spoke Greek, but because Greek was the tongue
+of the great commercial centres&mdash;of Athens,
+Syracuse, Alexandria, Antioch, Byzantium. The
+West spoke Latin, not because Catullus and Virgil
+spoke Latin, but because Latin was the administrative
+tongue, the tongue of Rome, of Italy,
+and later of Gaul, of Spain, of the great towns
+in Dacia, Pannonia, Britain. Whoever wanted
+to do anything on the big scale then, had to
+speak Greek or Latin; so much so that the
+native languages of Gaul and Spain died utterly
+out, and Latin dialects are now the spoken
+tongue in all southern Europe. In our own
+time, again, educated Hindoos from different
+parts of India have to use English as a means
+of intercommunication; and native merchants
+must write their business correspondence with
+distant houses in English. To put an extreme
+contrast: in the last century French was spoken
+by far more people than English; at the present
+day French is only just keeping up its numbers
+in France, is losing in Canada and the United
+States, is not advancing to any extent in Africa.
+English is spoken by a hundred million people
+in Europe and America; is over-running Africa;
+has annexed Australasia and the Pacific Isles;
+has ousted, or is ousting, Dutch at the Cape,
+French in Louisiana, even Spanish itself in
+Florida, California, New Mexico. In Egyptian
+mud villages, the aspiring Copt, who once learnt
+French, now learns English. In Scandinavia,
+our tongue gains ground daily. Everywhere in
+the world it takes the lead among the European
+languages, and by the middle of the next century
+will no doubt be spoken over half the globe by a
+cosmopolitan mass of five hundred million people.</p>
+
+<p>And all on purely Darwinian principles! It
+is the best adapted tongue, and therefore it
+survives in the struggle for existence. It is
+the easiest to learn, at least orally. It has got
+rid of the effete rubbish of genders; simplified
+immensely its declensions and conjugations;
+thrown overboard most of the nonsensical ballast
+we know as grammar. It is only weighted now
+by its grotesque and ridiculous spelling&mdash;one of
+the absurdest among all the absurd English
+attempts at compromise. The pressure of the
+newer speakers will compel it to make jetsam
+of that lumber also; and then the tongue of
+Shelley and Newton will march onward unopposed
+to the conquest of humanity.</p>
+
+<p>I pen these remarks, I hope, &quot;without prejudice.&quot;
+Patriotism is a vulgar vice of which
+I have never been guilty.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="II" id="II"></a>II.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>IN THE MATTER OF ARISTOCRACY.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Aristocracies, as a rule, all the world over,
+consist, and have always consisted, of barbaric
+conquerors or their descendants, who remain to
+the last, on the average of instances, at a lower
+grade of civilisation and morals than the democracy
+they live among.</p>
+
+<p>I know this view is to some extent opposed
+to the common ideas of people at large (and
+especially of that particular European people
+which &quot;dearly loves a lord&quot;) as to the relative
+position of aristocracies and democracies in the
+sliding scale of human development. There is a
+common though wholly unfounded belief knocking
+about the world, that the aristocrat is better
+in intelligence, in culture, in arts, in manners,
+than the ordinary plebeian. The fact is, being,
+like all barbarians, a boastful creature, he has
+gone on so long asserting his own profound
+superiority by birth to the world around him&mdash;a
+superiority as of fine porcelain to common clay&mdash;that
+the world around him has at last actually
+begun to accept him at his own valuation. Most
+English people in particular think that a lord is
+born a better judge of pictures and wines and
+books and deportment than the human average
+of us. But history shows us the exact opposite.
+It is a plain historical fact, provable by simple
+enumeration, that almost all the aristocracies the
+world has ever known have taken their rise in
+the conquest of civilised and cultivated races by
+barbaric invaders; and that the barbaric invaders
+have seldom or never learned the practical arts
+and handicrafts which are the civilising element
+in the life of the conquered people around
+them.</p>
+
+<p>To begin with the aristocracies best known to
+most of us, the noble families of modern and
+medi&aelig;val Europe sprang, as a whole, from the
+Teutonic invasion of the Roman Empire. In
+Italy, it was the Lombards and the Goths who
+formed the bulk of the great ruling families; all
+the well-known aristocratic names of medi&aelig;val
+Italy are without exception Teutonic. In Gaul
+it was the rude Frank who gave the aristocratic
+element to the mixed nationality, while it was
+the civilised and cultivated Romano-Celtic provincial
+who became, by fate, the mere <i>roturier</i>.
+The great revolution, it has been well said, was,
+ethnically speaking, nothing more than the revolt
+of the Celtic against the Teutonic fraction; and,
+one might add also, the revolt of the civilised
+Romanised serf against the barbaric <i>seigneur</i>. In
+Spain, the hidalgo is just the <i>hi d'al Go</i>, the son
+of the Goth, the descendant of those rude Visigothic
+conquerors who broke down the old civilisation
+of Iberian and Romanised Hispania. And
+so on throughout. All over Europe, if you care
+to look close, you will find the aristocrat was
+the son of the intrusive barbarian; the democrat
+was the son of the old civilised and educated
+autochthonous people.</p>
+
+<p>It is just the same elsewhere, wherever we turn.
+Take Greece, for example. Its most aristocratic
+state was undoubtedly Sparta, where a handful of
+essentially barbaric Dorians held in check a much
+larger and Helotised population of higher original
+civilisation. Take the East: the Persian was a
+wild mountain adventurer who imposed himself as
+an aristocrat upon the far more cultivated Babylonian,
+Assyrian, and Egyptian. The same sort
+of thing had happened earlier in time in Babylonia
+and Assyria themselves, where barbaric conquerors
+had similarly imposed themselves upon the first
+known historical civilisations. Take India under
+the Moguls, once more; the aristocracy of the time
+consisted of the rude Mahommedan Tartar, who
+lorded it over the ancient enchorial culture of
+Rajpoot and Brahmin. Take China: the same
+thing over again&mdash;a Tartar horde imposing its
+savage rule over the most ancient civilised people
+of Asia. Take England: its aristocracy at different
+times has consisted of the various barbaric
+invaders, first the Anglo-Saxon (if I must use that
+hateful and misleading word)&mdash;a pirate from
+Sleswick; then the Dane, another pirate from
+Denmark direct; then the Norman, a yet younger
+Danish pirate, with a thin veneer of early French
+culture, who came over from Normandy to better
+himself after just two generations of Christian
+apprenticeship. Go where you will, it matters
+not where you look; from the Aztec in Mexico
+to the Turk at Constantinople or the Arab in
+North Africa, the aristocrat belongs invariably to
+a lower race than the civilised people whom he
+has conquered and subjugated.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;That may be true, perhaps,&quot; you object, &quot;as
+to the remote historical origin of aristocracies; but
+surely the aristocrat of later generations has
+acquired all the science, all the art, all the polish
+of the people he lives amongst. He is the flower
+of their civilisation.&quot; Don't you believe it! There
+isn't a word of truth in it. From first to last the
+aristocrat remains, what Matthew Arnold so justly
+called him, a barbarian. I often wonder, indeed,
+whether Arnold himself really recognised the literal
+and actual truth of his own brilliant generalisation.
+For the aristocratic ideas and the aristocratic pursuits
+remain to the very end essentially barbaric.
+The &quot;gentleman&quot; never soils his high-born hands
+with dirty work; in other words, he holds himself
+severely aloof from the trades and handicrafts
+which constitute civilisation. The arts that train
+and educate hand, eye, and brain he ignorantly
+despises. In the early middle ages he did not
+even condescend to read and write, those inferior
+accomplishments being badges of serfdom. If you
+look close at the &quot;occupations of a gentleman&quot; in
+the present day, you will find they are all of purely
+barbaric character. They descend to us direct from
+the semi-savage invaders who overthrew the structure
+of the Roman empire, and replaced its civilised
+organisation by the military and barbaric
+system of feudalism. The &quot;gentleman&quot; is above
+all things a fighter, a hunter, a fisher&mdash;he preserves
+the three simplest and commonest barbaric
+functions. He is <i>not</i> a practiser of any civilised
+or civilising art&mdash;a craftsman, a maker, a worker
+in metal, in stone, in textile fabrics, in pottery.
+These are the things that constitute civilisation;
+but the aristocrat does none of them; in the
+famous words of one who now loves to mix with
+English gentlemen, &quot;he toils not, neither does he
+spin.&quot; The things he <i>may</i> do are, to fight by sea
+and land, like his ancestor the Goth and his ancestor
+the Viking; to slay pheasant and partridge,
+like his predatory forefathers; to fish for salmon
+in the Highlands; to hunt the fox, to sail the
+yacht, to scour the earth in search of great game&mdash;lions,
+elephants, buffalo. His one task is to kill&mdash;either
+his kind or his quarry.</p>
+
+<p>Observe, too, the essentially barbaric nature of
+the gentleman's home&mdash;his trappings, his distinctive
+marks, his surroundings, his titles. He lives
+by choice in the wildest country, like his skin-clad
+ancestors, demanding only that there be game and
+foxes and fish for his delectation. He loves the
+moors, the wolds, the fens, the braes, the Highlands,
+not as the painter, the naturalist, or the searcher
+after beauty of scenery loves them&mdash;for the sake
+of their wild life, their heather and bracken, their
+fresh keen air, their boundless horizon&mdash;but for
+the sake of the thoroughly barbarous existence he
+and his dogs and his gillies can lead in them.
+The fact is, neither he nor his ancestors have ever
+been really civilised. Barbarians in the midst of
+an industrial community, they have lived their own
+life of slaying and playing, untouched by the culture
+of the world below them. Knights in the
+middle ages, squires in the eighteenth century,
+they have never received a tincture of the civilising
+arts and crafts and industries; they have
+fought and fished and hunted in uninterrupted
+succession since the days when wild in woods the
+noble savage ran, to the days when they pay extravagant
+rents for Scottish grouse moors. Their
+very titles are barbaric and military&mdash;knight and
+earl and marquis and duke, early crystallised names
+for leaders in war or protectors of the frontier.
+Their crests and coats of arms are but the totems
+of their savage predecessors, afterwards utilised by
+medi&aelig;val blacksmiths as distinguishing marks for
+the summit of a helmet. They decorate their halls
+with savage trophies of the chase, like the Zulu or
+the Red Indian; they hang up captured arms and
+looted Chinese jars from the Summer Palace in
+their semi-civilised drawing-rooms. They love to
+be surrounded by grooms and gamekeepers and
+other barbaric retainers; they pass their lives in
+the midst of serfs; their views about the position
+and rights of women&mdash;especially the women of the
+&quot;lower orders&quot;&mdash;are frankly African. They share
+the sentiments of Achilles as to the individuality
+of Chryseis and Briseis.</p>
+
+<p>Such is the actual aristocrat, as we now behold
+him. Thus, living his own barbarous life in the
+midst of a civilised community of workers and
+artists and thinkers and craftsmen, with whom he
+seldom mingles, and with whom he has nothing in
+common, this chartered relic of worse days preserves
+from first to last many painful traits of the
+low moral and social ideas of his ancestors, from
+which he has never varied. He represents most
+of all, in the modern world, the surviving savage.
+His love of gewgaws, of titles, of uniform, of dress,
+of feathers, of decorations, of Highland kilts, and
+stars and garters, is but one external symbol of his
+lower grade of mental and moral status. All over
+Europe, the truly civilised classes have gone on
+progressing by the practice of peaceful arts from
+generation to generation; but the aristocrat has
+stood still at the same half-savage level, a hunter
+and fighter, an orgiastic roysterer, a killer of wild
+boars and wearer of absurd medi&aelig;val costumes, too
+childish for the civilised and cultivated commoner.</p>
+
+<p>Government by aristocrats is thus government
+by the mentally and morally inferior. And yet&mdash;a
+Bill for giving at last some scant measure of
+self-government to persecuted Ireland has to run
+the gauntlet, in our nineteenth-century England, of
+an irresponsible House of hereditary barbarians!</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="III" id="III"></a>III.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>SCIENCE IN EDUCATION.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>I mean what I say: science in education, not
+education in science.</p>
+
+<p>It is the last of these that all the scientific
+men of England have so long been fighting for.
+And a very good thing it is in its way, and I
+hope they may get as much as they want of it.
+But compared to the importance of science in
+education, education in science is a matter of very
+small national moment.</p>
+
+<p>The difference between the two is by no means
+a case of tweedledum and tweedledee. Education
+in science means the systematic teaching of science
+so as to train up boys to be scientific men. Now
+scientific men are exceedingly useful members of
+a community; and so are engineers, and bakers,
+and blacksmiths, and artists, and chimney-sweeps.
+But we can't all be bakers, and we can't all be
+painters in water-colours. There is a dim West
+Country legend to the effect that the inhabitants
+of the Scilly Isles eke out a precarious livelihood
+by taking in one another's washing. As a matter
+of practical political economy, such a source of
+income is worse than precarious&mdash;it's frankly
+impossible. &quot;It takes all sorts to make a world.&quot;
+A community entirely composed of scientific men
+would fail to feed itself, clothe itself, house itself,
+and keep itself supplied with amusing light literature.
+In one word, education in science produces
+specialists; and specialists, though most useful and
+valuable persons in their proper place, are no more
+the staple of a civilised community than engine-drivers
+or ballet-dancers.</p>
+
+<p>What the world at large really needs, and will
+one day get, is not this, but due recognition of
+the true value of science in education. We don't
+all want to be made into first-class anatomists
+like Owen, still less into first-class practical surgeons,
+like Sir Henry Thompson. But what we
+do all want is a competent general knowledge
+(amongst other things) of anatomy at large, and
+especially of human anatomy; of physiology at
+large, and especially of human physiology. We
+don't all want to be analytical chemists: but what
+we do all want is to know as much about oxygen
+and carbon as will enable us to understand the
+commonest phenomena of combustion, of chemical
+combination, of animal or vegetable life. We
+don't all want to be zoologists, and botanists of
+the type who put their names after &quot;critical
+species:&quot; but what we do all want to know is
+as much about plants and animals as will enable
+us to walk through life intelligently, and to
+understand the meaning of the things that surround
+us. We want, in one word, a general
+acquaintance with the <i>results</i> rather than with
+the <i>methods</i> of science.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;In short,&quot; says the specialist, with his familiar
+sneer, &quot;you want a smattering.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Well, yes, dear Sir Smelfungus, if it gives you
+pleasure to put it so&mdash;just that; a smattering,
+an all-round smattering. But remember that in
+this matter the man of science is always influenced
+by ideas derived from his own pursuits as
+specialist. He is for ever thinking what sort of
+education will produce more specialists in future;
+and as a rule he is thinking what sort of education
+will produce men capable in future of advancing
+science. Now to advance science, to discover
+new snails, or invent new ethyl compounds, is
+not and cannot be the main object of the mass
+of humanity. What the mass wants is just unspecialised
+knowledge&mdash;the kind of knowledge
+that enables men to get comfortably and creditably
+and profitably through life, to meet emergencies
+as they rise, to know their way through
+the world, to use their faculties in all circumstances
+to the best advantage. And for this
+purpose what is wanted is, not the methods, but
+the results of science.</p>
+
+<p>One science, and one only, is rationally taught
+in our schools at present. I mean geography.
+And the example of geography is so eminently
+useful for illustrating the difference I am trying
+to point out, that I will venture to dwell upon
+it for a moment in passing. It is good for us
+all to know that the world is round, without its
+being necessary for every one of us to follow in
+detail the intricate reasoning by which that result
+has been arrived at. It is good for us all to
+know the position of New York and Rio and
+Calcutta on the map, without its being necessary
+for us to understand, far less to work out for
+ourselves, the observations and calculations which
+fixed their latitude and longitude. Knowledge
+of the map is a good thing in itself, though it is
+a very different thing indeed from the technical
+knowledge which enables a man to make a chart
+of an unknown region, or to explore and survey
+it. Furthermore, it is a form of knowledge far
+more generally useful. A fair acquaintance with
+the results embodied in the atlas, in the gazetteer,
+in Baedeker, and in Bradshaw, is much oftener
+useful to us on our way through the world than
+a special acquaintance with the methods of map-making.
+It would be absurd to say that because
+a man is not going to be a Stanley or a Nansen,
+therefore it is no good for him to learn geography.
+It would be absurd to say that unless he learned
+geography in accordance with its methods instead
+of its results, he could have but a smattering,
+and that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
+A little knowledge of the position of New York
+is indeed a dangerous thing, if a man uses it
+to navigate a Cunard vessel across the Atlantic.
+But the absence of the smattering is a much more
+dangerous and fatal thing if the man wishes to
+do business with the Argentine and the Transvaal,
+or to enter into practical relations of any sort
+with anybody outside his own parish. The results
+of geography are useful and valuable in themselves,
+quite apart from the methods employed in obtaining
+them.</p>
+
+<p>It is just the same with all the other sciences.
+There is nothing occult or mysterious about them.
+No just cause or impediment exists why we
+should insist on being ignorant of the orbits of
+the planets because we cannot ourselves make
+the calculations for determining them; no reason
+why we should insist on being ignorant of the
+classification of plants and animals because we
+don't feel able ourselves to embark on anatomical
+researches which would justify us in coming to
+original conclusions about them. I know the
+mass of scientific opinion has always gone the
+other way; but then scientific opinion means
+only the opinion of men of science, who are themselves
+specialists, and who think most of the
+education needed to make men specialists, not of
+the education needed to fit them for the general
+exigencies and emergencies of life. We don't
+want authorities on the Cucurbitace&aelig;, but well-informed
+citizens. Professor Huxley is not our
+best guide in these matters, but Mr. Herbert
+Spencer, who long ago, in his book on Education,
+sketched out a radical programme of instruction
+in that knowledge which is of most
+worth, such as no country, no college, no school
+in Europe has ever yet been bold enough to put
+into practice.</p>
+
+<p>What common sense really demands, then, is
+education in the main results of all the sciences&mdash;a
+knowledge of what is known, not necessarily
+a knowledge of each successive step by which
+men came to know it. At present, of course, in
+all our schools in England there is no systematic
+teaching of knowledge at all; what replaces it
+is a teaching of the facts of language, and for
+the most part of useless facts, or even of exploded
+fictions. Our public schools, especially (by which
+phrase we never mean real public schools like
+the board schools at all, but merely schools for
+the upper and the middle classes) are in their
+existing stage primarily great gymnasiums&mdash;very
+good things, too, in their way, against which I
+have not a word of blame; and, secondarily,
+places for imparting a sham and imperfect knowledge
+of some few philological facts about two
+extinct languages. Pupils get a smattering of
+Homer and Cicero. That is literally all the
+equipment for life that the cleverest and most
+industrious boys can ever take away from them.
+The sillier or idler don't take away even that.
+As to the &quot;mental training&quot; argument, so often
+trotted out, it is childish enough not to be
+worth answering. Which is most practically
+useful to us in life&mdash;knowledge of Latin grammar
+or knowledge of ourselves and the world we
+live in, physical, social, moral? That is the
+question.</p>
+
+<p>The truth is, schoolmastering in Britain has
+become a vast vested interest in the hands of men
+who have nothing to teach us. They try to
+bolster up their vicious system by such artificial
+arguments as the &quot;mental training&quot; fallacy.
+Forced to admit the utter uselessness of the
+pretended knowledge they impart, they fall back
+upon the plea of its supposed occult value as
+intellectual discipline. They say in effect:&mdash;&quot;This
+sawdust we offer you contains no food, we
+know: but then see how it strengthens the jaws
+to chew it!&quot; Besides, look at our results! The
+typical John Bull! pig-headed, ignorant, brutal.
+Are we really such immense successes ourselves
+that we must needs perpetuate the mould that
+warped us?</p>
+
+<p>The one fatal charge brought against the public
+school system is that &quot;after all, it turns out
+English gentlemen!&quot;</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE THEORY OF SCAPEGOATS.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>&quot;Alas, how easily things go wrong!&quot; says Dr.
+George MacDonald. And all the world over, when
+things do go wrong, the natural and instinctive
+desire of the human animal is&mdash;to find a scapegoat.
+When the great French nation in the
+lump embarks its capital in a hopeless scheme for
+cutting a canal through the Isthmus of Panama,
+and then finds out too late that Nature has
+imposed insuperable barriers to its completion on
+the projected scale&mdash;what does the great French
+nation do, in its collective wisdom, but turn
+round at once to rend the directors? It cries,
+&quot;A Mazas!&quot; just as in '71 it cried &quot;Bazaine
+&agrave; la lanterne!&quot; I don't mean to say the directors
+don't deserve all they have got or ever will get,
+and perhaps more also; I don't mean to deny
+corruption extraordinary in many high places;
+as a rule the worst that anybody alleges about
+anything is only a part of what might easily be
+alleged if we were all in the secret. Which of
+us, indeed, would 'scape whipping? But what
+I do mean is, that we should never have heard
+of Reinach or Herz, of the corruption and peculation,
+at all if things had gone well. It is the
+crash that brought them out. The nation wants
+a scapegoat. &quot;Ain't nobody to be whopped for
+this 'ere?&quot; asked Mr. Sam Weller on a critical
+occasion. The question embodies the universal
+impulse of humanity.</p>
+
+<p>Tracing the feeling back to its origin, it seems
+due to this: minds of the lower order can never
+see anything go wrong without experiencing a
+certain sense of resentment; and resentment, by
+its very nature, desires to vent itself upon some
+living and sentient creature, by preference a
+fellow human being. When the child, running
+too fast, falls and hurts itself, it gets instantly
+angry. &quot;Naughty ground to hurt baby!&quot; says
+the nurse: &quot;Baby hit it and hurt it.&quot; And
+baby promptly hits it back, with vicious little
+fist, feeling every desire to revenge itself. By-and-by,
+when baby grows older and learns that
+the ground can't feel to speak of, he wants to
+put the blame upon somebody else, in order to
+have an object to expend his rage upon. &quot;You
+pushed me down!&quot; he says to his playmate, and
+straightway proceeds to punch his playmate's head
+for it&mdash;not because he really believes the playmate
+did it, but because he feels he <i>must</i> have
+some outlet for his resentment. When once
+resentment is roused, it will expend its force
+on anything that turns up handy, as the man
+who has quarrelled with his wife about a question
+of a bonnet, will kick his dog for trying to follow
+him to the club as he leaves her.</p>
+
+<p>The mob, enraged at the death of C&aelig;sar, meets
+Cinna the poet in the streets of Rome. &quot;Your
+name, sir?&quot; inquires the Third Citizen. &quot;Truly,
+my name is Cinna,&quot; says the unsuspecting author.
+&quot;Tear him to pieces!&quot; cries the mob; &quot;he's a
+conspirator!&quot; &quot;I am Cinna the poet,&quot; pleads
+the unhappy man; &quot;I am not Cinna the conspirator!&quot;
+But the mob does not heed such
+delicate distinctions at such a moment. &quot;Tear
+him for his bad verses!&quot; it cries impartially.
+&quot;Tear him for his bad verses!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Whatever sort of misfortune falls upon persons
+of the lower order of intelligence is always met
+in the same spirit. Especially is this the case
+with the deaths of relatives. Fools who have lost
+a friend invariably blame somebody for his fatal
+illness. To hear many people talk, you would
+suppose they were unaware of the familiar proposition
+that all men are mortal (including
+women); you might imagine they thought an
+ordinary human constitution was calculated to
+survive nine hundred and ninety-nine years unless
+some evil-disposed person or persons took the
+trouble beforehand to waylay and destroy it.
+&quot;My poor father was eighty-seven when he
+died; and he would have been alive still if it
+weren't for that nasty Mrs. Jones: she put him
+into a pair of damp sheets.&quot; Or, &quot;My husband
+would never have caught the cold that killed
+him, if that horrid man Brown hadn't kept him
+waiting so long in the carriage at the street
+corner.&quot; The doctor has to bear the brunt of
+most such complaints; indeed, it is calculated by
+an eminent statistician (who desires his name to
+remain unpublished) that eighty-three per cent.
+of the deaths in Great Britain might easily have
+been averted if the patient had only been treated
+in various distinct ways by all the members of
+his family, and if that foolish Dr. Squills hadn't
+so grossly mistaken and mistreated his malady.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is, the death is regarded as a misfortune,
+and somebody must be blamed for it.
+Heaven has provided scapegoats. The doctor
+and the hostile female members of the family are
+always there&mdash;laid on, as it were, for the express
+purpose.</p>
+
+<p>With us in modern Europe, resentment in such
+cases seldom goes further than vague verbal outbursts
+of temper. We accuse Mrs. Jones of misdemeanours
+with damp sheets; but we don't get
+so far as to accuse her of tricks with strychnine.
+In the Middle Ages, however, the pursuit of the
+scapegoat ran a vast deal further. When any
+great one died&mdash;a Black Prince or a Dauphin&mdash;it
+was always assumed on all hands that he must
+have been poisoned. True, poisoning may then
+have been a trifle more frequent; certainly the
+means of detecting it were far less advanced than
+in the days of Tidy and Lauder Brunton. Still,
+people must often have died natural deaths even
+in the Middle Ages&mdash;though nobody believed it.
+All the world began to speculate what Jane
+Shore could have poisoned them. A little earlier,
+again, it was not the poisoner that was looked
+for, but his predecessor, the sorcerer. Whoever
+fell ill, somebody had bewitched him. Were the
+cattle diseased? Then search for the evil eye.
+Did the cows yield no milk? Some neighbour,
+doubtless, knew the reason only too well, and could
+be forced to confess it by liberal use of the thumb-screw
+and the ducking-stool. No misfortune was
+regarded as due to natural causes; for in their
+philosophy there were no such things as natural
+causes at all; whatever ill-luck came, somebody
+had contrived it; so you had always your scapegoat
+ready to hand to punish. The Athenians,
+indeed, kept a small collection of public scapegoats
+always in stock, waiting to be sacrificed at
+a moment's notice.</p>
+
+<p>More even than that. Go one step further
+back, and you will find that man in his early
+stages has no conception of such a thing as
+natural death in any form. He doesn't really
+know that the human organism is wound up like
+a clock to run at best for so many years, or
+months, or hours, and that even if nothing unexpected
+happens to cut short its course prematurely,
+it can only run out its allotted period.
+Within his own experience, almost all the deaths
+that occur are violent deaths, and have been
+brought about by human agency or by the attacks
+of wild beasts. There you have a cause with
+whose action and operation the savage is personally
+familiar; and it is the only one he believes
+in. Even old age is in his eyes no direct
+cause of death; for when his relations grow old,
+he considerately clubs them, to put them out
+of their misery. When, therefore, he sees his
+neighbour struck down before his face by some
+invisible power, and writhing with pain as though
+unseen snakes and tigers were rending him, what
+should he naturally conclude save that demon or
+witch or wizard is at work? and if he cares
+about the matter at all, what should he do save
+endeavour to find the culprit out and inflict condign
+punishment? In savage states, whenever
+anything untoward happens to the king or chief,
+it is the business of the witch-finder to disclose
+the wrong-doer; and sooner or later, you may
+be sure, &quot;somebody gets whopped for it.&quot; Whopping
+in Dahomey means wholesale decapitation.</p>
+
+<p>Now, is it not a direct survival from this primitive
+state of mind that entails upon us all the
+desire to find a scapegoat? Our ancestors really
+believed there was always somebody to blame&mdash;man,
+witch, or spirit&mdash;if only you could find him;
+and though we ourselves have mostly got beyond
+that stage, yet the habit it engendered in our race
+remains ingrained in the nervous system, so that
+none but a few of the naturally highest and most
+civilised dispositions have really outgrown it. Most
+people still think there is somebody to blame for
+every human misfortune. &quot;Who fills the butcher's
+shops with large blue flies?&quot; asked the poet of the
+Regency. He set it down to &quot;the Corsican ogre.&quot;
+For the Tory Englishmen of the present day it is
+Mr. Gladstone who is most often and most popularly
+envisaged as the author of all evil. For the
+Pope, it is the Freemasons. There are just a few
+men here and there in the world who can see that
+when misfortunes come, circumstances, or nature,
+or (hardest of all) we ourselves have brought them.
+The common human instinct is still to get into a
+rage, and look round to discover whether there's
+any other fellow standing about unobserved, whose
+head we can safely undertake to punch for it.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;It's all the fault of those confounded paid
+agitators.&quot;</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="V" id="V"></a>V.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>AMERICAN DUCHESSES.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Every American woman is by birth a duchess.</p>
+
+<p>There, you see, I have taken you in. When
+you saw the heading, &quot;American Duchesses,&quot;
+you thought I was going to purvey some piquant
+scandal about high-placed ladies; and you straightway
+began to read my essay. That shows I
+rightly interpreted your human nature. There's
+a deal of human nature flying about unrecognised.
+Yet when I said duchesses, I actually meant it.
+For the American woman is the only real aristocrat
+now living in America.</p>
+
+<p>These remarks are forced upon me by a brilliant
+afternoon on the Promenade des Anglais. All
+Nice is there, in its cosmopolitan butterfly variety,
+flaunting itself in the sun in the very ugly dresses
+now in fashion. I don't know why, but the
+mode of the moment consists in making everything
+as exaggerated as possible, and sedulously
+hiding the natural contours of the human figure.
+But let that pass; the day is too fine for a man
+to be critical. The band is playing Mascagni's
+last in the Jardin Public; the carriages are
+drawn up beside the palms and judas-trees that
+fringe the Paillon; the <i>sous-officiers</i> are strolling
+along the wall with their red caps stuck jauntily
+just a trifle on one side, as though to mow down
+nursemaids were the one legitimate occupation of
+the <i>brav' militaire</i>. And among them all, proud,
+tall, disdainful, glide the American duchesses,
+cold, critical, high-toned, yet ready to strike up,
+should opportunity serve, appropriate acquaintance
+with their natural equals, the dukes of
+Europe.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;And the American dukes?&quot;&mdash;There aren't
+any. &quot;But these ladies' husbands and fathers
+and brothers?&quot;&mdash;Oh, <i>they're</i> business men, working
+hard for the duchesses in Wall Street, or on
+'Change in Chicago. And that's why I say quite
+seriously the American woman is the only real
+aristocrat now living in America. Everybody
+who has seen much of Americans must have
+noticed for himself how really superior American
+women are, on the average, to the men of their
+kind. I don't mean merely that they are better
+dressed, and better groomed, and better got up,
+and better mannered than their brothers. I mean
+that they have a real superiority in the things
+worth having&mdash;the things that are more excellent&mdash;in
+education, culture, knowledge, taste, good
+feeling. And the reason is not far to seek. They
+represent the only leisured class in America. They
+are the one set of people from Maine to California
+who have time to read, to think, to travel, to
+look at good pictures, to hear good music, to
+mix with society that can improve and elevate
+them. They have read Daudet; they have seen
+the Vatican. The women thus form a natural
+aristocracy&mdash;the only aristocracy the country
+possesses.</p>
+
+<p>I am aware that in saying this I take my life
+in my hands. I shall be prepared to defend
+myself from the infuriated Westerner with the
+usual argument, which I shall carry about loaded
+in all its chambers in my right-hand pocket.
+I am also aware that less infuriated Easterners,
+choosing their own more familiar weapon, will
+inundate my leisure with sardonic inquiries whether
+I don't consider Oliver Wendell Holmes or Charles
+Eliot Norton (thus named in full) the equal in
+culture of the average American woman. Well,
+I frankly admit these cases and thousands like
+them; indeed I have had the good fortune to
+number among my personal acquaintances many
+American gentlemen whose chivalrous breeding
+would have been conspicuous (if you will believe
+it) even at Marlborough House. I will also
+allow that in New York, in Boston, and less
+abundantly in other big towns of America, men
+of leisure, men of culture, and men of thought
+are to be found, as wide-minded and as gentle-natured
+as this race of ours makes them. But
+that doesn't alter the general fact that, taking
+them in the lump, American men stand a step
+or two lower in the scale of humanity than
+American women. One need hardly ask why.
+It is because the men are almost all immersed
+and absorbed in business, while the women are
+fine ladies who stop at home, and read, and see,
+and interest themselves widely in numberless
+directions.</p>
+
+<p>The consequence is that nowhere, as a rule,
+does the gulf between the sexes yawn so wide
+as in America. One can often observe it in the
+brothers and sisters of the same family. And
+it runs in the opposite direction from the gulf
+in Europe. With us, as a rule, the men are
+better educated, and more likely to have read
+and seen and thought widely, than the women.
+In America, the men are generally so steeped
+in affairs as to be materialised and encysted;
+they take for the most part a hard-headed, solid-silver
+view of everything, and are but little influenced
+by abstract conceptions. Their horizon
+is bounded by the rim of the dollar. Nay, owing
+to the eager desire to get a good start by beginning
+life early, their education itself is generally
+cut short at a younger age than their sisters';
+so that, even at the outset, the girls have often
+a decided superiority in knowledge and culture.
+Amanda reads Paul Bourget and John Oliver
+Hobbes; she has some slight tincture of Latin,
+Greek, and German; while Cyrus knows nothing
+but English and arithmetic, the quotations for
+prime pork and the state of the market for
+Futures. Add to this that the women are more
+sensitive, more delicate, more naturally refined,
+as well as unspoilt by the trading spirit, and
+you get the real reasons for the marked and, in
+some ways, unusual superiority of the American
+woman.</p>
+
+<p>That, I think, in large part explains the fascination
+which American women undoubtedly exercise
+over a considerable class of European men. In
+the European man the American woman often
+recognises for the first time the male of her
+species. Unaccustomed at home to as general
+a level of culture and feeling as she finds among
+the educated gentlemen of Europe, she likes their
+society and makes her preference felt by them.
+Now man is a vain animal. You are a man
+yourself, and must recognise at once the truth
+of the proposition. As soon as he sees a woman
+likes him, he instantly returns the compliment
+with interest. In point of fact, he usually falls
+in love with her. Of course I admit the large
+number of concomitant circumstances which disturb
+the problem; I admit on the one hand the
+tempting shekels of the Californian heiress, and
+on the other hand the glamour and halo that
+still surround the British coronet. Nevertheless,
+after making all deductions for these disturbing
+factors, I submit there remains a residual phenomenon
+thus best interpreted. If anybody denies
+it, I would ask him one question&mdash;how does it
+come that so many Englishmen, Frenchmen, and
+Italians marry American women, while so few
+Englishwomen, French women, or Italian women
+marry American men? Surely the American
+men have also the shekels; surely it is something
+even in Oregon or Montana to have inspired an
+honourable passion in a Lady Elizabeth or a
+dowager countess. I think the true explanation
+is that our men are attracted by American women,
+but our women are not equally attracted by
+American men, and that the quality of the articles
+has something to do with it.</p>
+
+<p>The American duchess, I take it, comes over
+to Europe, and desires incontinently to drag the
+European duke at the wheels of her chariot. And
+the European duke is fascinated in turn, partly by
+this very fact, partly by the undeniable freshness,
+brightness, and delicate culture of the American
+woman. For there is no burking the truth that
+in many respects the American woman carries
+about her a peculiar charm ungranted as yet to
+her European sisters. It is the charm of freedom,
+of ease, of a certain external and skin-deep emancipation&mdash;an
+emancipation which goes but a little
+way down, yet adds a quaint and piquant grace
+of manner. What she conspicuously lacks, on the
+other hand, is essential femininity; by which I
+don't mean womanliness&mdash;of that she has enough
+and to spare&mdash;but the wholesome physical and
+instinctive qualities which go to make up a sound
+and well-equipped wife and mother. The lack of
+these underlying muliebral qualities more than
+counterbalances to not a few Europeans the undoubted
+vivacity, originality, and freshness of the
+American woman. She is a dainty bit of porcelain,
+unsuited for use; a delicate exotic blossom, for
+drawing-room decoration, where many would prefer
+robust fruit-bearing faculties.</p>
+
+<p>I dropped into the Opera House here at Nice
+the other night, and found they were playing
+&quot;Carmen&quot;&mdash;which is always interesting. Well,
+you may perhaps remember that when that
+creature of passion, the gipsy heroine, wishes to
+gain or retain a man's affections, she throws a rose
+at him, and then he cannot resist her. That is
+M&eacute;rim&eacute;e's symbolism. Art is full of these sacrifices
+of realism to reticence. Outside the opera,
+it is not with roses that women enslave us. But
+the American duchess relies entirely upon the use
+of the rose; and that is just where she fails to
+interest so many of us in Europe.</p>
+
+<p>And now I think it's almost time for me to go
+and hunt up the material arguments for that rusty
+six-shooter.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>IS ENGLAND PLAYED OUT?</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Britain is now the centre of civilisation. Will
+it always be so? Is our commercial supremacy
+decaying or not? Have we begun to reach the
+period of inevitable decline? Or is decline indeed
+inevitable at all? Might a nation go on being
+great for ever? If so, are <i>we</i> that nation? If
+not, have we yet arrived at the moment when retrogression
+becomes a foregone conclusion? These
+are momentous questions. Dare I try, under the
+mimosas on the terrace, to resolve them?</p>
+
+<p>Most people have talked of late as though
+the palmy days of England were fairly over.
+The down grade lies now before us. But, then,
+so far as I can judge, most people have talked
+so ever since the morning when Hengist and
+Horsa, Limited, landed from their three keels
+in the Isle of Thanet. Gildas is the oldest
+historian of these islands, and his work consists
+entirely of a good old Tory lament in the Ashmead-Bartlett
+strain upon the degeneracy of the times
+and the proximate ruin of the British people.
+Gildas wrote some fourteen hundred years ago
+or thereabouts&mdash;and the country is not yet quite
+visibly ruined. On the contrary, it seems to the
+impartial eye a more eligible place of residence
+to-day than in the stirring times of the Saxon
+invasion. Hence, for the last two or three
+centuries, I have learned to discount these recurrent
+Jeremiads of Toryism, and to judge the
+question of our decadence or progress by a more
+rational standard.</p>
+
+<p>There is only one such rational standard; and
+that is, to discover the causes and conditions of our
+commercial prosperity, and then to inquire whether
+those causes and conditions are being largely
+altered or modified by the evolution of new phases.
+If they are, England must begin to decline; if
+they are not, her day is not yet come. Home Rule
+she will survive; even the Eight Hours bogey, we
+may presume, will not finally dispose of her.</p>
+
+<p>Now, the centre of civilisation is not a fixed
+point. It has varied from time to time, and
+may yet vary. In the very earliest historical
+period, there was hardly such a thing as a centre
+of civilisation at all. There were civilisations in
+Egypt, Assyria, Babylonia, Etruria; discrete civilisations
+of the river valleys, mostly, which scarcely
+came into contact with one another in their
+first beginnings; any more than our own came
+into contact once with the civilisations of China,
+of Japan, of Peru, of Mexico. As yet there was
+no world-commerce, no mutual communication of
+empire with empire. It was in the &AElig;gean and
+the eastern basin of the Mediterranean that
+navigation first reached the point where great
+commercial ports and free intercourse became
+possible. The Phoenicians, and later the Greeks,
+were the pioneers of the new era. Tyre, Athens,
+Miletus, Rhodes, occupied the centre of the nascent
+world, and bound together Assyria, Babylonia,
+Egypt, Asia Minor, Greece, Sicily, and Italy in
+one mercantile system. A little later, Hellas
+itself enlarged, so as to include Syracuse, Byzantium,
+Alexandria, Cyrene, Cumae, Neapolis,
+Massilia. The inland sea became &quot;a Greek lake.&quot;
+But as navigation thus slowly widened to the
+western Mediterranean basin, the centre of commerce
+had to shift perforce from Hellas to the
+mid-point of the new area. Two powerful trading
+towns occupied such a mid-point in the Mediterranean&mdash;Rome
+and Carthage; and they were
+driven to fight out the supremacy of the world
+(the world as it then existed) between them.
+With the Roman Empire, the circle extended
+so as to take in the Atlantic coasts, Gaul, Spain,
+and Britain, which then, however, lay not at the
+centre but on the circumference of civilisation.
+During the Middle Ages, when navigation began
+to embrace the great open sea as well as the
+Mediterranean, a double centre sprang up: the
+Italian Republics, Venice, Florence, Genoa, Pisa,
+were still the chief carriers; but the towns of
+Flanders, Bruges, Ghent, and Antwerp began to
+compete with them, and the Atlantic states,
+France, England, the Low Countries, rose into
+importance. By and by, as time goes on, the
+discoveries of Columbus and of Vasco di Gama
+open out new tracks. Suddenly commerce is
+revolutionised. France, England, Spain, become
+nearer to America and India than Italy; so Italy
+declines; while the Atlantic states usurp the first
+place as the centres of civilisation.</p>
+
+<p>Our own age brings fresh seas into the circle
+once more. It is no longer the Atlantic, the
+Mediterranean, or the Indian Ocean that alone
+count; the Pacific also begins to be considered.
+China, Japan, the Cape; Chili, Peru, the Argentine;
+California, British Columbia, Australia, New
+Zealand; all of them are parts of the system of
+to-day; civilisation is world-wide.</p>
+
+<p>Has this change of area altered the central position
+of England? Not at all, save to strengthen
+it. If you look at the hemisphere of greatest
+land, you will see that England occupies its exact
+middle. Insular herself, and therefore all made
+up of ports, she is nearer all ports in the world
+than any other country is or ever can be. I
+don't say that this insures for her perpetual
+dominion, such as Virgil prophesied for the Roman
+Empire; but I do say it makes her a hard country
+to beat in commercial competition. It accounts for
+Liverpool, London, Glasgow, Newcastle; it even
+accounts in a way for Manchester, Birmingham,
+Leeds, and Sheffield. England now stands at the
+mathematical centre of the practical world, and
+unless some Big Thing occurs to displace her, she
+must continue to stand there. It takes a great
+deal to upset the balance of an entire planet.</p>
+
+<p>Is anything now displacing her? Well, there
+is the fact that railways are making land-carriage
+to-day more important relatively to water-carriage
+than at any previous period. That may, perhaps,
+in time shift the centre of the world from an island
+like England to the middle of a great land area,
+like Chicago or Moscow. And, no doubt, if ever
+the centre shifts at all, it will shift towards Western
+America, or rather the prairie region. But, just
+at present, what are the greatest commercial towns
+of the world? All ports to a man. And the day
+when it will be otherwise, if ever, seems still far
+distant. Look at the newest countries. What are
+their great focal points? Every one of them ports.
+Melbourne and Sydney; Rio, Buenos Ayres, and
+Valparaiso; Cape Town, San Francisco, Bombay,
+Calcutta, Yokohama. Chicago itself, the most vital
+and the quickest grower among modern towns,
+owes half its importance to the fact that there
+water-carriage down the Great Lakes begins;
+though it owes the other half, I admit, to the
+converse fact that all the great trans-continental
+railways have to bend south at that point to
+avoid Lake Michigan. Still, on the whole, I
+think, as long as conditions remain what they are,
+the commercial supremacy of England is in no
+immediate danger. It is these great permanent
+geographical factors that make or mar a country,
+not Eight Hours Bills or petty social reconstructions.
+Said the Lord Mayor of London to
+petulant King James, when he proposed to remove
+the Court to Oxford, &quot;May it please your
+Majesty not to take away the Thames also.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But our competitors? We are being driven
+out of our markets.&quot; Oh, yes, if that's all you
+mean, I don't suppose we shall always be able in
+everything to keep up our exclusive position. Our
+neighbours, who (bar the advantage of insularity,
+which means a coast and a port always close at
+hand) seem nearly as well situated as we are for
+access to the world-markets, are beginning to
+wake up and take a slice of the cake from us.
+Germany is manufacturing; Belgium is smelting;
+Antwerp is exporting; America is occupying her
+own markets. But that's a very different thing
+indeed from national decadence. We may have
+to compete a little harder with our rivals, that's
+all. The Boom may be over; but the Thames
+remains: the geographical facts are still unaltered.
+And notice that all the time while there's been
+this vague talk about &quot;bad times&quot;&mdash;income-tax
+has been steadily increasing, London has been
+steadily growing, every outer and visible sign of
+commercial prosperity has been steadily spreading.
+Have our watering-places shrunk? Have our
+buildings been getting smaller and less luxurious?
+If Antwerp has grown, how about Hull and
+Cardiff? &quot;Well, perhaps the past is all right;
+but consider the future! Eight hours are going
+to drive capital out of the country!&quot; Rubbish!
+I'm not a political economist, thank God; I never
+sank quite so low as that. And I'm not speaking
+for or against Eight Hours: I'm only discounting
+some verbose nonsense. But I know enough to
+see that the capital of a country can no more be
+exported than the land or the houses. Can you
+drive away the London and North-Western Railway?
+Can you drive away the factories of Manchester,
+the mines of the Black Country, the
+canals, the buildings, the machinery, the docks,
+the plant, the apparatus? Impossible, on the
+very face of it! Most of the capital of a country
+is fixed in its soil, and can't be uprooted. People
+fall into this error about driving away capital
+because they know you can sell particular railway
+shares or a particular factory and leave the country
+with the proceeds, provided somebody else is willing
+to buy; but you can't sell all the railways and all
+the factories in a lump, and clear out with the
+capital. No, no; England stands where she does,
+because God put her there; and until He invents
+a new order of things (which may, of course,
+happen any day&mdash;as, for example, if aerial navigation
+came in) she must continue, in spite of
+minor changes, to maintain in the main her present
+position.</p>
+
+<p>But a truce to these frivolities! The little
+Italian boy next door calls me to play ball with
+him, with a green lemon from the garden. Vengo,
+Luigi, vengo! I return at once to the realities of
+life, and dismiss such shadows.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE GAME AND THE RULES.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>A sportive friend of mine, a mighty golfer, is
+fond of saying, &quot;You Radicals want to play the
+game without the rules.&quot; To which I am accustomed
+mildly to retort, &quot;Not at all; but we
+think the rules unfair, and so we want to see
+them altered.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Now life is a very peculiar game, which differs
+in many important respects even from compulsory
+football. The Rugby scrimmage is mere child's
+play by the side of it. There's no possibility of
+shirking it. A medical certificate won't get you
+off; whether you like it or not, play you must
+in your appointed order. We are all unwilling
+competitors. Nobody asks our naked little souls
+beforehand whether they would prefer to be born
+into the game or to remain, unfleshed, in the
+limbo of non-existence. Willy nilly, every one
+of us is thrust into the world by an irresponsible
+act of two previous players; and once there, we
+must play out the set as best we may to the
+bitter end, however little we like it or the rules
+that order it.</p>
+
+<p>That, it must be admitted, makes a grave distinction
+from the very outset between the game
+of human life and any other game with which
+we are commonly acquainted. It also makes it
+imperative upon the framers of the rules so to
+frame them that no one player shall have an unfair
+or unjust advantage over any of the others.
+And since the penalty of bad play, or bad success
+in the match, is death, misery, starvation,
+it behoves the rule-makers to be more scrupulously
+particular as to fairness and equity than in any
+other game like cricket or tennis. It behoves
+them to see that all start fair, and that no hapless
+beginner is unduly handicapped. To compel men
+to take part in a match for dear life, whether
+they wish it or not, and then to insist that some
+of them shall wield bats and some mere broom-sticks,
+irrespective of height, weight, age, or bodily
+infirmity, is surely not fair. It justifies the
+committee in calling for a revision.</p>
+
+<p>But things are far worse than even that in
+the game as actually played in Europe. What
+shall we say of rules which decide dogmatically
+that one set of players are hereditarily entitled
+to be always batting, while another set, less lucky,
+have to field for ever, and to be fined or imprisoned
+for not catching? What shall we say
+of rules which give one group a perpetual right
+to free lunch in the tent, while the remainder
+have to pick up what they can for themselves by
+gleaning among the stubble? How justify the
+principle in accordance with which the captain
+on one side has an exclusive claim to the common
+ground of the club, and may charge every player
+exactly what he likes for the right to play upon
+it?&mdash;especially when the choice lies between
+playing on such terms, or being cast into the
+void, yourself and your family. And then to
+think that the ground thus tabooed by one particular
+member may be all Sutherlandshire, or,
+still worse, all Westminster! Decidedly, these
+rules call for instant revision; and the unprivileged
+players must be submissive indeed who
+consent to put up with them.</p>
+
+<p>Friends and fellow-members, let us cry with
+one voice, &quot;The links for the players!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Once more, just look at the singular rule in
+our own All England club, by which certain
+assorted members possess a hereditary right to
+veto all decisions of the elective committee, merely
+because they happen to be their fathers' sons,
+and the club long ago very foolishly permitted
+the like privilege to their ancestors! That
+is an irrational interference with the liberty of
+the players which hardly anybody nowadays ventures
+to defend in principle, and which is only
+upheld in some half-hearted way (save in the
+case of that fossil anachronism, the Duke of
+Argyll) by supposed arguments of convenience.
+It won't last long now; there is talk in the
+committee of &quot;mending or ending it.&quot; It shows
+the long-suffering nature of the poor blind players
+at this compulsory game of national football that
+they should ever for one moment permit so monstrous
+an assumption&mdash;permit the idea that one
+single player may wield a substantive voice and
+vote to outweigh tens of thousands of his fellow-members!</p>
+
+<p>These questions of procedure, however, are
+after all small matters. It is the real hardships
+of the game that most need to be tackled. Why
+should one player be born into the sport with
+a prescriptive right to fill some easy place in the
+field, while another has to fag on from morning
+to night in the most uninteresting and fatiguing
+position? Why should <i>p&acirc;t&eacute; de foie gras</i> and
+champagne-cup in the tent be so unequally distributed?
+Why should those who have made
+fewest runs and done no fielding be admitted
+to partake of these luxuries, free of charge, while
+those who have borne the brunt of the fight, those
+who have suffered from the heat of the day, those
+who have contributed most to the honour of the
+victory, are turned loose, unfed, to do as they
+can for themselves by hook or by crook somehow?
+These are the questions some of us players are
+now beginning to ask ourselves; and we don't
+find them efficiently answered by the bald statement
+that we &quot;want to play the game without
+the rules,&quot; and that we ought to be precious glad
+the legislators of the club haven't made them a
+hundred times harder against us.</p>
+
+<p>No, no; the rules themselves must be altered.
+Time was, indeed, when people used to think
+they were made and ordained by divine authority.
+&quot;Cum privilegio&quot; was the motto of the captains.
+But we know very well now that every club settles
+its own standing orders, and that it can alter
+and modify them as fundamentally as it pleases.
+Lots of funny old saws are still uttered upon
+this subject&mdash;&quot;There must always be rich and
+poor;&quot; &quot;You can't interfere with economical
+laws;&quot; &quot;If you were to divide up everything
+to-morrow, at the end of a fortnight you'd find
+the same differences and inequalities as ever.&quot;
+The last-named argument (I believe it considers
+itself by courtesy an argument) is one which no
+self-respecting Radical should so much as deign
+to answer. Nobody that I ever heard of for
+one moment proposed to &quot;divide up everything,&quot;
+or, for that matter, anything: and the imputation
+that somebody did or does is a proof either of
+intentional malevolence or of crass stupidity.
+Neither should be encouraged; and you encourage
+them by pretending to take them seriously. It
+is the initial injustices of the game that we
+Radicals object to&mdash;the injustices which prevent
+us from all starting fair and having our even
+chance of picking up a livelihood. We don't
+want to &quot;divide up everything&quot;&mdash;a most futile
+proceeding; but we do want to untie the legs
+and release the arms of the handicapped players.
+To drop metaphor at last, it is the conditions we
+complain about. Alter the conditions, and there
+would be no need for division, summary or gradual.
+The game would work itself out spontaneously
+without your intervention.</p>
+
+<p>The injustice of the existing set of rules simply
+appals the Radical. Yet oddly enough, this injustice
+itself appeals rather to the comparative
+looker-on than to the heavily-handicapped players
+in person. They, poor creatures, dragging their
+log in patience, have grown so accustomed to regarding
+the world as another man's oyster, that
+they put up uncomplainingly for the most part
+with the most patent inequalities. Perhaps 'tis
+their want of imagination that makes them unable
+to conceive any other state of things as even
+possible&mdash;like the dog who accepts kicking as the
+natural fate of doghood. At any rate, you will
+find, if you look about you, that the chief reformers
+are not, as a rule, the ill-used classes themselves,
+but the sensitive and thinking souls who hate and
+loathe the injustice with which others are treated.
+Most of the best Radicals I have known were men
+of gentle birth and breeding. Not all: others,
+just as earnest, just as eager, just as chivalrous,
+sprang from the masses. Yet the gently-reared
+preponderate. It is a common Tory taunt to say
+that the battle is one between the Haves and the
+Have-nots. That is by no means true. It is
+between the selfish Haves, on one side, and the
+unselfish Haves, who wish to see something done
+for the Have-nots, on the other. As for the poor
+Have-nots themselves, they are mostly inarticulate.
+Indeed, the Tory almost admits as much when he
+alters his tone and describes the sympathising and
+active few as &quot;paid agitators.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>For myself, however, I am a born Conservative.
+I hate to see any old custom or practice changed;
+unless, indeed, it is either foolish or wicked&mdash;like
+most existing ones.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE R&Ocirc;LE OF PROPHET.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>One great English thinker and artist once tried
+the rash experiment of being true to himself&mdash;of
+saying out boldly, without fear or reserve, the
+highest and noblest and best that was in him.
+He gave us the most exquisite lyrics in the English
+language; he moulded the thought of our first
+youth as no other poet has ever yet moulded it; he
+became the spiritual father of the richest souls in
+two succeeding generations of Englishmen. And
+what reward did he get for it? He was expelled
+from his university. He was hounded out of his
+country. He was deprived of his own children.
+He was denied the common appeal to the law
+and courts of justice. He was drowned, an exile,
+in a distant sea, and burned in solitude on a
+foreign shore. And after his death he was vilified
+and calumniated by wretched penny-a-liners,
+or (worse insult still) apologised for, with half-hearted
+shrugs, by lukewarm advocates. The
+purest in life and the most unselfish in purpose
+of all mankind, he was persecuted alive with the
+utmost rancour of hate, and pursued when dead
+with the vilest shafts of malignity. He never
+even knew in his scattered grave the good he
+was to do to later groups of thinkers.</p>
+
+<p>It was a noble example, of course; but not,
+you will admit, an alluring one for others to
+follow.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Be true to yourself,&quot; say the copy-book
+moralists, &quot;and you may be sure the result will
+at last be justified.&quot; No doubt; but in how many
+centuries? And what sort of life will you lead
+yourself, meanwhile, for your allotted space of
+threescore years and ten, unless haply hanged, or
+burned, or imprisoned before it? What the copy-book
+moralists mean is merely this&mdash;that sooner or
+later your principles will triumph, which may or
+may not be the case according to the nature of
+the principles. But even suppose they do, are you
+to ignore yourself in the interim&mdash;you, a human
+being with emotions, sensations, domestic affections,
+and, in the majority of instances, wife and children
+on whom to expend them? Why should it be
+calmly taken for granted by the world that if you
+have some new and true thing to tell humanity
+(which humanity, of course, will toss back in your
+face with contumely and violence) you are bound
+to blurt it out, with childish unreserve, regardless
+of consequences to yourself and to those who depend
+upon you? Why demand of genius or exceptional
+ability a gratuitous sacrifice which you
+would deprecate as wrong and unjust to others in
+the ordinary citizen? For the genius, too, is a
+man, and has his feelings.</p>
+
+<p>The fact is, society considers that in certain
+instances it has a right to expect the thinker will
+martyrise himself on its account, while it stands
+serenely by and heaps faggots on the pile, with
+every mark of contempt and loathing. But society
+is mistaken. No man is bound to martyrise himself;
+in a great many cases a man is bound to do
+the exact opposite. He has given hostages to
+Fortune, and his first duty is to the hostages.
+&quot;We ask you for bread,&quot; his children may well
+say, &quot;and you give us a noble moral lesson. We
+ask you for clothing, and you supply us with a
+beautiful poetical fancy.&quot; This is not according
+to bargain. Wife and children have a first mortgage
+on a man's activities; society has only a
+right to contingent remainders.</p>
+
+<p>A great many sensible men who had truths of
+deep import to deliver to the world must have
+recognised these facts in all times and places, and
+must have held their tongues accordingly. Instead
+of speaking out the truths that were in them, they
+must have kept their peace, or have confined themselves
+severely to the ordinary platitudes of their
+age and nation. Why ruin yourself by announcing
+what you feel and believe, when all the reward you
+will get for it in the end will be social ostracism,
+if not even the rack, the stake, or the pillory?
+The Shelleys and Rousseaus there's no holding, of
+course; they <i>will</i> run right into it; but the
+Goethes&mdash;oh, no, they keep their secret. Indeed,
+I hold it as probable that the vast majority of
+men far in advance of their times have always
+held their tongues consistently, save for mere
+common babble, on Lord Chesterfield's principle
+that &quot;Wise men never say.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The <i>r&ocirc;le</i> of prophet is thus a thankless and difficult
+one. Nor is it quite certainly of real use to
+the community. For the prophet is generally
+too much ahead of his times. He discounts the
+future at a ruinous rate, and he takes the consequences.
+If you happen ever to have read the
+Old Testament you must have noticed that the
+prophets had generally a hard time of it.</p>
+
+<p>The leader is a very different stamp of person.
+<i>He</i> stands well abreast of his contemporaries, and
+just half a pace in front of them; and he has
+power to persuade even the inertia of humanity
+into taking that one half-step in advance he himself
+has already made bold to adventure. His post
+is honoured, respected, remunerated. But the
+prophet gets no thanks, and perhaps does mankind
+no benefit. He sees too quick. And there can
+be very little good indeed in so seeing. If one of
+us had been an astronomer, and had discovered
+the laws of Kepler, Newton, and Laplace in the
+thirteenth century, I think he would have been
+wise to keep the discovery to himself for a few
+hundred years or so. Otherwise, he would have
+been burned for his trouble. Galileo, long after,
+tried part of the experiment a decade or so too
+soon, and got no good by it. But in moral and
+social matters the danger is far graver. I would
+say to every aspiring youth who sees some political
+or economical or ethical truth quite clearly:
+&quot;Keep it dark! Don't mention it! Nobody will
+listen to you; and you, who are probably a person
+of superior insight and higher moral aims than
+the mass, will only destroy your own influence for
+good by premature declarations. The world will
+very likely come round of itself to your views in
+the end; but if you tell them too soon, you will
+suffer for it in person, and will very likely do
+nothing to help on the revolution in thought
+that you contemplate. For thought that is too
+abruptly ahead of the mass never influences
+humanity.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But sometimes the truth will out in spite of
+one!&quot; Ah, yes, that's the worst of it. Do as I
+say, not as I do. If possible, repress it.</p>
+
+<p>It is a noble and beautiful thing to be a martyr,
+especially if you are a martyr in the cause of truth,
+and not, as is often the case, of some debasing and
+degrading superstition. But nobody has a right
+to demand of you that you should be a martyr.
+And some people have often a right to demand
+that you should resolutely refuse the martyr's
+crown on the ground that you have contracted
+prior obligations, inconsistent with the purely
+personal luxury of martyrdom. 'Tis a luxury for
+a few. It befits only the bachelor, the unattached,
+and the economically spareworthy.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;These be pessimistic pronouncements,&quot; you say.
+Well, no, not exactly. For, after all, we must
+never shut our eyes to the actual; and in the
+world as it is, meliorism, not optimism, is the
+true opposite of pessimism. Optimist and pessimist
+are both alike in a sense, seeing they are
+both conservative; they sit down contented&mdash;the
+first with the smug contentment that says &quot;All's
+well; I have enough; why this fuss about others?&quot;
+the second with the contentment of blank despair
+that says, &quot;All's hopeless; all's wrong; why try
+uselessly to mend it?&quot; The meliorist attitude, on
+the contrary, is rather to say, &quot;Much is wrong;
+much painful; what can we do to improve it?&quot;
+And from this point of view there is something
+we can all do to make martyrdom less inevitable
+in the end, for the man who has a thought, a discovery,
+an idea, to tell us. Such men are rare,
+and their thought, when they produce it, is sure
+to be unpalatable. For, if it were otherwise, it
+would be thought of our own type&mdash;familiar,
+banal, commonplace, unoriginal. It would encounter
+no resistance, as it thrilled on its way
+through our brain, from established errors. What
+the genius and the prophet are there for is just
+that&mdash;to make us listen to unwelcome truths,
+to compel us to hear, to drive awkward facts
+straight home with sledge-hammer force to the
+unwilling hearts and brains of us. Not what <i>you</i>
+want to hear, or what <i>I</i> want to hear, is good and
+useful for us; but what we <i>don't</i> want to hear,
+what we can't bear to think, what we hate to
+believe, what we fight tooth and nail against.
+The man who makes us listen to <i>that</i> is the seer
+and the prophet; he comes upon us like Shelley,
+or Whitman, or Ibsen, and plumps down horrid
+truths that half surprise, half disgust us. He
+shakes us out of our lethargy. To such give
+ear, though they say what shocks you. Weigh
+well their hateful ideas. Avoid the vulgar vice of
+sneering and carping at them. Learn to examine
+their nude thought without shrinking, and examine
+it all the more carefully when it most repels you.
+Naked verity is an acquired taste; it is never
+beautiful at first sight to the unaccustomed vision.
+Remember that no question is finally settled; that
+no question is wholly above consideration; that
+what you cherish as holiest is most probably
+wrong; and that in social and moral matters
+especially (where men have been longest ruled by
+pure superstitions) new and startling forms of
+thought have the highest <i>a priori</i> probability in
+their favour. Dismiss your idols. Give every
+opinion its fair chance of success&mdash;especially when
+it seems to you both wicked and ridiculous, recollecting
+that it is better to let five hundred crude
+guesses run loose about the world unclad, than to
+crush one fledgling truth in its callow condition. To
+the Greeks, foolishness: to the Jews, a stumbling-block.
+If you can't be one of the prophets yourself,
+you can at least abstain from helping to
+stone them.</p>
+
+<p>Dear me! These reflections to-day are anything
+but post-prandial. The <i>gnocchi</i> and the
+olives must certainly have disagreed with me.
+But perhaps it may some of it be &quot;wrote sarcastic.&quot;
+I have heard tell there is a thing
+called irony.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE ROMANCE OF THE CLASH OF RACES.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>The world has expanded faster in the last thirty
+years than in any previous age since &quot;the spacious
+days of great Elizabeth.&quot; And with its
+expansion, of course, our ideas have widened. I
+believe Europe is now in the midst of just such
+an outburst of thought and invention as that
+which followed the discovery of America, and of
+the new route to India by the Cape of Good
+Hope. But I don't want to insist too strongly
+upon that point, because I know a great many
+of my contemporaries are deeply hurt by the
+base and spiteful suggestion that they and their
+fellows are really quite as good as any fish that
+ever came out of the sea before them. I only
+desire now to call attention for a moment to one
+curious result entailed by this widening of the
+world upon our literary productivity&mdash;a result
+which, though obvious enough when one comes to
+look at it, seems to me hitherto to have strangely
+escaped deliberate notice.</p>
+
+<p>In one word, the point of which I speak is
+the comparative cosmopolitanisation of letters, and
+especially the introduction into literary art of the
+phenomena due to the Clash of Races.</p>
+
+<p>This Clash itself is the one picturesque and
+novel feature of our otherwise somewhat prosaic
+and machine-made epoch; and, therefore, it has
+been eagerly seized upon, with one accord, by
+all the chief purveyors of recent literature, and
+especially of fiction. They have espied in it,
+with technical instinct, the best chance for obtaining
+that fresh interest which is essential to the
+success of a work of art. We were all getting
+somewhat tired, it must be confessed, of the old
+places and the old themes. The insipid loves
+of Anthony Trollope's blameless young people were
+beginning to pall upon us. The jaded palate of
+the Anglo-Celtic race pined for something hot,
+with a touch of fresh spice in it. It demanded
+curried fowl and Jamaica peppers. Hence, on
+the one hand, the sudden vogue of the novelists
+of the younger countries&mdash;Tolstoi and Tourgenieff,
+Ibsen and Bjornson, Mary Wilkins and Howells
+&mdash;who transplanted us at once into fresh scenes,
+new people: hence, on the other hand, the tendency
+on the part of our own latest writers&mdash;the
+Stevensons, the Hall Caines, the Marion Crawfords,
+the Rider Haggards&mdash;to go far afield among the
+lower races or the later civilisations for the themes
+of their romances.</p>
+
+<p>Alas, alas, I see breakers before me! Must I
+pause for a moment in the flowing current of a
+paragraph to explain, as in an aside, that I include
+Marion Crawford of set purpose among &quot;our
+own&quot; late writers, while I count Mary Wilkins
+and Howells as Transatlantic aliens? Experience
+teaches me that I must; else shall I have that
+annoying animalcule, the microscopic critic, coming
+down upon me in print with his petty objection
+that &quot;Mr. Crawford is an American.&quot; Go to, oh,
+blind one! And Whistler also, I suppose, and
+Sargent, and, perhaps, Ashmead Bartlett! What!
+have you read &quot;Sarracinesca&quot; and not learnt that
+its author is European to the core? 'Twas for such
+as you that the Irishman invented his brilliant
+retort: &quot;And if I was born in a stable would I
+be a horse?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Not merely, however, do our younger writers go
+into strange and novel places for the scenes of
+their stories; the important point to notice in the
+present connection is that, consciously or unconsciously
+to themselves, they have perceived the
+mighty influence of this Clash of Races, and have
+chosen the relations of the civilised people with
+their savage allies, or enemies, or subjects, as the
+chief theme of their handicraft. 'Tis a momentous
+theme, for it encloses in itself half the problems
+of the future. The old battles are now well-nigh
+fought out; but new ones are looming ahead for
+us. The cosmopolitanisation of the world is introducing
+into our midst strange elements of discord.
+A conglomerate of unwelded ethnical elements
+usurps the stage of history. America and South
+Africa have already their negro question; California
+and Australia have already their Chinese
+question; Russia is fast getting her Asiatic, her
+Mahommedan question. Even France, the most
+narrowly European in interest of European
+countries, has yet her Algeria, her Tunis, her
+Tonquin. Spain has Cuba and the Philippines.
+Holland has Java. Germany is burdening herself
+with the unborn troubles of a Hinterland. And
+as for England, she staggers on still under the
+increasing load of India, Hong Kong, Singapore,
+South Africa, the West Indies, Fiji, New Guinea,
+North Borneo&mdash;all of them rife with endless race-questions,
+all pregnant with difficulties.</p>
+
+<p>Who can be surprised that amid this seething
+turmoil of colours, instincts, creeds, and languages,
+art should have fastened upon the race-problems as
+her great theme for the moment? And she has
+fastened upon them everywhere. France herself
+has not been able to avoid the contagion. Pierre
+Loti is the most typical French representative of
+this vagabond spirit; and the question of the
+peoples naturally envisages itself to his mind in
+true Gallic fashion in the &quot;Mariage de Loti&quot; and
+in &quot;Madame Chrysanth&egrave;me.&quot; He sees it through
+a halo of vague sexual sentimentalism. In England,
+it was Rider Haggard from the Cape who
+first set the mode visibly; and nothing is more
+noteworthy in all his work than the fact that the
+interest mainly centres in the picturesque juxtaposition
+and contrast of civilisation and savagery.
+Once the cue was given, what more natural than
+that young Rudyard Kipling, fresh home from
+India, brimming over with genius and with
+knowledge of two concurrent streams of life that
+flow on side by side yet never mingle, should
+take up his parable in due course, and storm
+us all by assault with his light field artillery?
+Then Robert Louis Stevenson, born a wandering
+Scot, with roving Scandinavian and fiery Celtic
+blood in his veins, must needs settle down, like
+a Viking that he is, in far Samoa, there to
+charm and thrill us by turns with the romance of
+Polynesia. The example was catching. Almost
+without knowing it, other writers have turned
+for subjects to similar fields. &quot;Dr. Isaacs,&quot;
+&quot;Paul Patoff,&quot; &quot;By Proxy,&quot; were upon us. Even
+Hall Caine himself, in some ways a most insular
+type of genius, was forced in &quot;The Scapegoat&quot;
+to carry us off from Cumberland and Man to
+Morocco. Sir Edwin Arnold inflicts upon us
+the tragedies of Japan. I have been watching
+this tendency long myself with the interested eye
+of a dealer engaged in the trade, and therefore
+anxious to keep pace with every changing breath
+of popular favour: and I notice a constant increase
+from year to year in the number of
+short stories in magazines and newspapers dealing
+with the romance of the inferior races. I
+notice, also, that such stories are increasingly
+successful with the public. This shows that,
+whether the public knows it or not itself, the
+question of race is interesting it more and more.
+It is gradually growing to understand the magnitude
+of the change that has come over civilisation
+by the inclusion of Asia, Africa, and
+Australasia within its circle. Even the Queen
+is learning Hindustani.</p>
+
+<p>There is a famous passage in Green's &quot;Short
+History of the English People&quot; which describes
+in part that strange outburst of national expansion
+under Elizabeth, when Raleigh, Drake, and
+Frobisher scoured the distant seas, and when at
+home &quot;England became a nest of singing birds,&quot;
+with Shakespeare, Spenser, Fletcher, and Marlow.
+&quot;The old sober notions of thrift,&quot; says the picturesque
+historian, &quot;melted before the strange
+revolutions of fortune wrought by the New
+World. Gallants gambled away a fortune at a
+sitting, and sailed off to make a fresh one in the
+Indies.&quot; (Read rather to-day at Kimberley,
+Johannesburg, Vancouver.) &quot;Visions of galleons
+loaded to the brim with pearls and diamonds
+and ingots of silver, dreams of El Dorados where
+all was of gold, threw a haze of prodigality and
+profusion over the imagination of the meanest
+seaman. The wonders, too, of the New World
+kindled a burst of extravagant fancy in the Old.
+The strange medley of past and present which
+distinguishes its masques and feastings only reflected
+the medley of men's thoughts.... A
+'wild man' from the Indies chanted the Queen's
+praises at Kenilworth, and Echo answered him.
+Elizabeth turned from the greetings of sibyls and
+giants to deliver the enchanted lady from her
+tyrant, 'Sans Pitie.' Shepherdesses welcomed
+her with carols of the spring, while Ceres and
+Bacchus poured their corn and grapes at her
+feet.&quot; Oh, gilded youth of the Gaiety, <i>mutato
+nomine de te Fabula narratur</i>. Yours, yours is
+this glory!</p>
+
+<p>For our own age, too, is a second Elizabethan.
+It blossoms out daily into such flowers of fancy
+as never bloomed before, save then, on British
+soil. When men tell you nowadays we have
+&quot;no great writers left,&quot; believe not the silly
+parrot cry. Nay, rather, laugh it down for
+them. We move in the midst of one of the
+mightiest epochs earth has ever seen, an epoch
+which will live in history hereafter side by side
+with the Athens of Pericles, the Rome of
+Augustus, the Florence of Lorenzo, the England
+of Elizabeth. Don't throw away your birthright
+by ignoring the fact. Live up to your privileges.
+Gaze around you and know. Be a conscious partaker
+in one of the great ages of humanity.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="X" id="X"></a>X.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE MONOPOLIST INSTINCTS.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>In the first of these after-dinner <i>causeries</i> I ventured
+humbly to remark that Patriotism was a
+vulgar vice of which I had never been guilty.
+That innocent indiscretion of mine aroused at the
+moment some unfavourable comment. I confess
+I was sorry for it. But I passed it by at the
+time, lest I should speak too hastily and lose my
+temper. I recur to the subject now, at the hour
+of the cigarette, when man can discourse most
+genially of his bitterest enemy. And Monopoly
+is mine. Its very name is hateful.</p>
+
+<p>I don't often say what I think. At least, not
+much of it. I don't often get the chance. And,
+besides, being a timid and a modest man, I'm
+afraid to. But just this once, I'm going to
+&quot;try it on.&quot; Object to my opinions as you will.
+But still, let me express them. Strike&mdash;but
+hear me!</p>
+
+<p>Has it ever occurred to you that one object
+of reading is to learn things you never thought of
+before, and would never think of now, unless you
+were told them?</p>
+
+<p>Patriotism is one of the Monopolist Instincts.
+And the Monopolist Instincts are the greatest
+enemies of the social life in humanity. They
+are what we have got in the end to outlive.
+The test of a man's place in the scale of being
+is how far he has outlived them. They are
+surviving relics of the ape and tiger. But we
+must let the ape and tiger die. We must begin
+to be human.</p>
+
+<p>I will take Patriotism first, because it is the
+most specious of them all, and has still a self-satisfied
+way of masquerading as a virtue. But
+after all what is Patriotism? &quot;My country,
+right or wrong; and just because it is <i>my</i>
+country.&quot; It is nothing more than a wider form
+of selfishness. Often enough, indeed, it is even
+a narrow one. It means, &quot;My business interests
+against the business interests of other people;
+and let the taxes of my fellow-citizens pay to
+support them.&quot; At other times it is pure
+Jingoism. It means, &quot;<i>My</i> country against other
+countries! <i>My</i> army and navy against other
+fighters! <i>My</i> right to annex unoccupied territory
+over the equal right of all other people! <i>My</i>
+power to oppress all weaker nationalities, all
+inferior races!&quot; It <i>never</i> means anything good.
+For if a cause is just, like Ireland's, or once
+Italy's, then 'tis the good man's duty to espouse
+it with warmth, be it his own or another's.
+And if a cause be bad, then 'tis the good man's
+duty to oppose it tooth and nail, irrespective of
+your &quot;Patriotism.&quot; True, a good man will feel
+more sensitively anxious that justice should be
+done by the particular State of which he happens
+himself to be a member than by any other,
+because he is partly responsible for the corporate
+action; but then, people who feel deeply this
+joint moral responsibility of all the citizens are
+not praised as patriots but reviled as unpatriotic.
+To urge that our own country should strive with
+all its might to be better, higher, purer, nobler,
+juster than other countries around it&mdash;the only
+kind of Patriotism worth a brass farthing in a
+righteous man's eyes&mdash;is accounted by most men
+both wicked and foolish.</p>
+
+<p>Patriotism, then, is the collective or national
+form of the Monopolist Instincts. And like all
+those Instincts, it is a relic of savagery, which
+the Man of the Future is now engaged in out-living.</p>
+
+<p>Property is the next form. That, on the
+very face of it, is a viler and more sordid one.
+For Patriotism at least can lay claim to some
+expansiveness beyond mere individual interest;
+whereas property stops dead short at the narrowest
+limits. It is not &quot;Us against the
+world!&quot; but &quot;Me against my fellow-citizens!&quot;
+It is the final result of the industrial war in
+its most hideous avatar. Look how it scars
+the fair face of our England with its anti-social
+notice-boards, &quot;Trespassers will be prosecuted!&quot;
+It says, in effect, &quot;This is my land. God made
+it; but I have acquired it and tabooed it.
+The grass on it grows green; but only for me.
+The mountains rise beautiful; no foot of man,
+save mine and my gamekeepers', shall tread
+them. The waterfalls gleam fresh and cool in the
+glen: avaunt there, you non-possessors; <i>you</i> shall
+never see them! All this is my own. And I
+choose to monopolise it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Or is it the capitalist? &quot;I will add field
+to field,&quot; he says, in despite of his own scripture;
+&quot;I will join railway to railway. I will
+juggle into my own hands all the instruments
+for the production of wealth that I can
+lay hold of; and I will use them for myself
+against the producer and the consumer. I will
+enrich myself by 'corners' on the necessaries
+of life; I will make food dear for the poor,
+that I myself may roll in needless luxury.
+I will monopolise whatever I can seize, and
+the people may eat straw.&quot; That temper, too,
+humanity must outlive. And those who can't
+outlive it of themselves, or be warned in time,
+must be taught by stern lessons that their race
+has outstripped them.</p>
+
+<p>As for slavery, 'tis now gone. That was the
+vilest of them all. It was the naked assertion
+of the Monopolist platform: &quot;You live, not for
+yourself, but wholly and solely for me. I disregard
+your life entirely, and use you as my
+chattel.&quot; It died at last of the moral indignation
+of humanity. It died when a Southern court
+of so-called justice formulated in plain words the
+underlying principle of its hateful creed: &quot;A
+black man has no rights which a white man is
+bound to respect.&quot; That finally finished it. We
+no longer allow every man to &quot;wallop his own
+nigger.&quot; And though the last relics of it die
+hard in Queensland, South Africa, Demerara, we
+have at least the satisfaction of knowing that
+one Monopolist Instinct out of the group is pretty
+well bred out of us.</p>
+
+<p>Except as regards women! There, it lingers
+still. The Man says even now to himself:&mdash;&quot;This
+woman is mine. If she ventures to have
+a heart or a will of her own, woe betide her! I
+have tabooed her for life; let any other man
+touch her, let her look at any other man&mdash;and&mdash;knife,
+revolver, or law court, they shall both
+of them answer for it!&quot; There you have in all
+its natural ugliness another Monopolist Instinct&mdash;the
+deepest-seated of all, the vilest, the most
+barbaric. She is not yours: she is her own:
+unhand her! The Turk takes his offending
+slave, sews her up in a sack, and flings her into
+the Bosphorus. The Christian Englishman drags
+her shame before an open court, and divorces
+her with contumely. Her shame, I say, in the
+common phrase, because though to me it is no
+shame that any human being should follow the
+dictates of his or her own heart, it is a shame
+to the woman in the eyes of the world, and a
+life of disgrace she must live thenceforward.
+All this is Monopoly and essentially slavery.
+As man lives down the Ape and Tiger stage,
+he will learn to say, rather: &quot;Be mine while
+you can; but the day you cease to feel you
+can be mine willingly, don't disgrace your own
+body by yielding it up where your soul feels
+loathing; don't consent to be the mother of
+children by a father you despise or dislike or
+are tired of. Let us kiss and part. Go where
+you will; and my good will go with you!&quot;
+Till the man can say that with a sincere heart,
+why, to borrow a phrase from George Meredith,
+he may have passed Seraglio Point, but he hasn't
+rounded Cape Turk yet.</p>
+
+<p>You find that a hard saying, do you? You
+kick against freedom for wife or daughter? Well,
+yes, no doubt; you are still a Monopolist. But,
+believe me, the earnest and solemn expression
+of a profound belief never yet did harm to any
+one. I look forward to the time when women
+shall be as free in every way as men, not by
+levelling down, but by levelling up; not, as
+some would have us think, by enslaving the men,
+but by elevating, emancipating, unshackling the
+women.</p>
+
+<p>There is a charming little ditty in Louis
+Stevenson's &quot;Child's Garden of Verse,&quot; which
+always seems to me to sum up admirably the
+Monopolist attitude. Here it is. Look well
+at it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">&quot;When I am grown to man's estate</span>
+<span class="i2">I shall be very proud and great,</span>
+<span class="i2">And tell the other girls and boys,</span>
+<span class="i2">Not to meddle with <i>my</i> toys.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>That is the way of the Monopolist. It catches
+him in the very act. He says to all the world:
+&quot;Hands off! My property! Don't walk on
+my grass! Don't trespass in my park! Beware
+of my gunboats! No trifling with my women!
+I am the king of the castle. You meddle with
+me at your peril.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Ours!&quot; not &quot;Mine!&quot; is the watchword of the
+future.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XI" id="XI"></a>XI.</h3>
+
+<h4>&quot;<i>MERE AMATEURS.</i>&quot;</h4>
+
+
+<p>&quot;He was a mere amateur; but still, he did some
+good work in science.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Increasingly of late years I have heard these
+condescending words uttered, in the fatherland of
+Bacon, of Newton, of Darwin, when some Bates
+or Spottiswoode has been gathered to his fathers.
+It was not so once. Time was when all English
+science was the work of amateurs&mdash;and very
+well indeed the amateurs did it. I don't think
+anybody who does me the honour to cognise my
+humble individuality at all will ever be likely
+to mistake me for a <i>laudator temporis acti</i>. On
+the contrary, so far as I can see, the past seems
+generally to have been such a distinct failure
+all along the line that the one lesson we
+have to learn from it is, to go and do otherwise.
+I am one on that point with Shelley
+and Rousseau. But it does not follow, because
+most old things are bad, that all new things
+and rising things are necessarily and indisputably
+in their own nature excellent. Novelties,
+too, may be retrograde. And even our great-grandfathers
+occasionally blundered upon something
+good in which we should do well to
+imitate them. The amateurishness of old English
+science was one of these good things now in
+course of abolition by the fashionable process
+of Germanisation.</p>
+
+<p>Don't imagine it was only for France that 1870
+was fatal. The sad successes of that deadly
+year sent a wave of triumphant Teutonism over
+the face of Europe.</p>
+
+<p>I suppose it is natural to man to worship
+success; but ever since 1870 it is certainly
+the fact that if you wish to gain respect and
+consideration for any proposed change of system
+you must say, &quot;They do it so in Germany.&quot;
+In education and science this is especially the
+case. Pedants always admire pedants. And
+Germany having shown herself to be easily
+first of European States in her pedant-manufacturing
+machinery, all the assembled dominies
+of all the rest of the world exclaimed with one
+voice, &quot;Go to! Let us Germanise our educational
+system!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Now, the German is an excellent workman in
+his way. Patient, laborious, conscientious, he has
+all the highest qualities of the ideal brick-maker.
+He produces the best bricks, and you can generally
+depend upon him to turn out both honest
+and workmanlike articles. But he is not an
+architect. For the architectonic faculty in its
+highest developments you must come to England.
+And he is not a teacher or expounder.
+For the expository faculty in its purest form,
+the faculty that enables men to flash forth
+clearly and distinctly before the eyes of others
+the facts and principles they know and perceive
+themselves, you must go to France. Oh, dear,
+yes; we may well be proud of England. Remember,
+I have already disclaimed more than once in
+these papers the vulgar error of patriotism. But
+freedom from that narrow vice does not imply
+inability to recognise the good qualities of one's
+own race as well as the bad ones. And the
+Englishman, left to himself and his own native
+methods, used to cut a very respectable figure
+indeed in the domain of science. No other nation
+has produced a Newton or a Darwin. The
+Englishman's way was to get up an interest in a
+subject first; and then, working back from the
+part of it that specially appealed to his own
+tastes, to make himself master of the entire field
+of inquiry. This natural and thoroughly individualistic
+English method enabled him to arrive
+at new results in a way impossible to the
+pedantically educated German&mdash;nay, even to the
+lucidly and systematically educated Frenchman.
+It was the plan to develop &quot;mere amateurs,&quot;
+I admit; but it was also the plan to develop
+discoverers and revolutionisers of science. For
+the man most likely to advance knowledge is
+not the man who knows in an encyclop&aelig;dic
+rote-work fashion the whole circle of the
+sciences, but the man who takes a fresh interest
+for its own sake in some particular branch of
+inquiry.</p>
+
+<p>Darwin was a &quot;mere amateur.&quot; He worked
+at things for the love of them. So were Murchison,
+Lyell, Benjamin Franklin, Herschel. So
+were or are Bates, Herbert Spencer, Alfred
+Russel Wallace. &quot;Mere amateurs!&quot; every man
+of them.</p>
+
+<p>In an evil hour, however, our pastors and
+masters in conclave assembled said to one another,
+&quot;Come now, let us Teutonise English
+scientific education.&quot; And straightway they Teutonised
+it. And there began to arise in England
+a new brood of patent machine-made scientists&mdash;excellent
+men in their way, authorities on
+the Arachnida, knowing all about everything
+that could be taught in the schools, but lacking
+somehow the supreme grace of the old English
+originality. They are first-rate specialists, I
+allow; and I don't deny that a civilised country
+has all need of specialists. Nay, I even admit
+that the day of the specialist has only just
+begun. He will yet go far; he will impose
+himself and his yoke upon us. But don't let
+us therefore make the grand mistake of concluding
+that our fine old English birthright in
+science&mdash;the birthright that gave us our Newtons,
+our Cavendishes, our Darwins, our Lyells&mdash;was
+all folly and error. Don't let us spoil ourselves
+in order to become mere second-hand Germans.
+Let us recognise the fact that each nation has
+a work of its own to do in the world; and
+that as star from star, so one nation differeth
+from another in glory. Let each of us thank
+the goodness and the grace that on his birth
+have smiled, that he was born of English breed,
+and not a German child.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Don't you think,&quot; a military gentleman once
+said to me, &quot;the Germans are wonderful organisers?&quot;
+&quot;No,&quot; I answered, &quot;I don't; but I think
+they're excellent drill-sergeants.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>There are people who drop German authorities
+upon you as if a Teutonic name were
+guarantee enough for anything. They say, &quot;Hausberger
+asserts,&quot; or &quot;According to Schimmelpenninck.&quot;
+This is pure fetichism. Believe me,
+your man of science isn't necessarily any the
+better because he comes to you with the label,
+&quot;Made in Germany.&quot; The German instinct is
+the instinct of Frederick William of Prussia&mdash;the
+instinct of drilling. Very thorough and
+efficient men in their way it turns out; men
+versed in all the lore of their chosen subject.
+If they are also men of transcendent ability
+(as often happens), they can give us a comprehensive
+view of their own chosen field such
+as few Englishmen (except Sir Archibald Geikie,
+and he's a Scot) can equal. If I wanted to
+select a learned man for a special Government
+post&mdash;British Museum, and so forth&mdash;I dare
+say I should often be compelled to admit, as
+Government often admits, that the best man
+then and there obtainable is the German. But
+if I wanted to train Herbert Spencers and
+Faradays, I would certainly <i>not</i> send them to
+Bonn or to Berlin. John Stuart Mill was an
+English Scotchman, educated and stuffed by his
+able father on the German system; and how
+much of spontaneity, of vividness, of <i>verve</i>, we
+all of us feel John Stuart Mill lost by it!
+One often wonders to what great, to what still
+greater, things that lofty brain might not have
+attained, if only James Mill would have given it
+a chance to develop itself naturally!</p>
+
+<p>Our English gift is originality. Our English
+keynote is individuality. Let us cling to those
+precious heirlooms of our Celtic ancestry, and
+refuse to be Teutonised. Let us discard the
+lessons of the Potsdam grenadiers. Let us write
+on the pediment of our educational temple, &quot;No
+German need apply.&quot; Let us disclaim that silly
+phrase &quot;A mere amateur.&quot; Let us return to
+the simple faith in direct observation that made
+English science supreme in Europe.</p>
+
+<p>And may the Lord gi'e us Britons a guid
+conceit o' oorsel's!</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XII" id="XII"></a>XII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>A SQUALID VILLAGE.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Strange that the wealthiest class in the wealthiest
+country in the world should so long have been
+content to inhabit a squalid village!</p>
+
+<p>I'm not going to compare London, as Englishmen
+often do, with Paris or Vienna. I won't
+do two great towns that gross injustice. And,
+indeed, comparison here is quite out of the
+question. You don't compare Oxford with Little
+Peddlington, or Edinburgh with Thrums, and
+then ask which is the handsomest. Things must
+be alike in kind before you can begin to compare
+them. And London and Paris are not
+alike in kind. One is a city, and a noble city;
+the other is a village, and a squalid village.</p>
+
+<p>No; I will not even take a humbler standard
+of comparison, and look at London side by side
+with Brussels, Antwerp, Munich, Turin. Each
+of those is a city, and a fine city in its way;
+but each of them is small. Still, even by their
+side, London is again but a squalid village. I
+insist upon that point, because, misled by their
+ancient familiarity with London, most Englishmen
+have had their senses and understandings
+so blunted on this issue, that they really don't
+know what is meant by a town, or a fine town,
+when they see one. And don't suppose it's
+because London is in Britain and these other
+towns out of it that I make these remarks: for
+Bath is a fine town, Edinburgh is a fine town,
+even Glasgow and Newcastle are towns, while
+London is still a straggling, sprawling, invertebrate,
+inchoate, overgrown village. I am as
+free, I hope, from anti-patriotic as from patriotic
+prejudice. The High Street in Oxford, Milsom
+Street in Bath, Princes Street in Edinburgh,
+those are all fine streets that would attract
+attention even in France or Germany. But the
+Strand, Piccadilly, Regent Street, Oxford Street&mdash;good
+Lord, deliver us!</p>
+
+<p>One more <i>caveat</i> as to my meaning. When I
+cite among real towns Brussels, Antwerp, and
+Munich, I am not thinking of the treasures of
+art those beautiful places contain; that is another
+and altogether higher question. Towns supreme
+in this respect often lag far behind others of
+less importance&mdash;lag behind in those external
+features and that general architectural effectiveness
+which rightly entitle us to say in a broad
+sense, &quot;This is a fine city.&quot; Florence, for
+example, contains more treasures of art in a
+small space than any other town of Europe;
+yet Florence, though undoubtedly a town, and
+even a fine town, is not to be compared in this
+respect, I do not say with Venice or Brussels,
+but even with Munich or Milan. On the other
+hand, London contains far more treasures of art
+in its way than Boston, Massachusetts; but
+Boston is a handsome, well-built, regular town,
+while London&mdash;well, I will spare you the further
+repetition of the trite truism that London is a
+squalid village. In one word, the point I am
+seeking to bring out here is that a town, as a
+town, is handsome or otherwise, not in virtue
+of the works of art or antiquity it contains, but
+in virtue of its ground-plan, its architecture, its
+external and visible decorations and places&mdash;the
+Louvre, the Boulevards, the Champs Elys&eacute;es, the
+Place de l'Op&eacute;ra.</p>
+
+<p>Now London has no ground-plan. It has no
+street architecture. It has no decorations, though
+it has many uglifications. It is frankly and simply
+and ostentatiously hideous. And being wholly
+wanting in a system of any sort&mdash;in organic
+parts, in idea, in views, in vistas&mdash;it is only a
+village, and a painfully uninteresting one.</p>
+
+<p>Most Englishmen see London before they see
+any other great town. They become so familiarised
+with it that their sense of comparison is
+dulled and blunted. I had the good fortune to
+have seen many other great towns before I ever
+saw London: and I shall never forget my first
+sense of surprise at its unmitigated ugliness.</p>
+
+<p>Get on top of an omnibus&mdash;I don't say in
+Paris, from the Palais Royal to the Arc de
+Triomphe, but in Brussels, from the Gare du
+Nord to the Palais de Justice&mdash;and what do
+you see? From end to end one unbroken succession
+of noble and open prospects. I'm not
+thinking now of the Grande Place in the old
+town, with its magnificent collection of medi&aelig;val
+buildings; the Great Fire effectively deprived
+us of our one sole chance of such an element of
+beauty in modern London. I confine myself on
+purpose to the parts of Brussels which are purely
+recent, and might have been imitated at a distance
+in London, if there had been any public
+spirit or any public body in England to imitate
+them. (But unhappily there was neither.) Recall
+to mind as you read the strikingly handsome
+street view that greets you as you emerge
+from the Northern Station down the great central
+Boulevards to the Gare du Midi&mdash;all built within
+our own memory. Then think of the prospects
+that gradually unfold themselves as you rise on
+the hill; the fine vista north towards Sainte
+Marie de Schaarbeck; the beautiful Rue Royale,
+bounded by that charming Parc; the unequalled
+stretch of the Rue de la R&eacute;gence, starting from
+the Place Royale with Godfrey of Bouillon, and
+ending with the imposing mass of the Palais de
+Justice. It is to me a matter for mingled surprise
+and humiliation that so many Englishmen
+can look year after year at that glorious street&mdash;perhaps
+the finest in the world&mdash;and yet never
+think to themselves, &quot;Mightn't we faintly imitate
+some small part of this in our wealthy, ugly, uncompromising
+London?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>I always say to Americans who come to
+Europe: &quot;When you go to England, don't see our
+towns, but see our country. Our country is something
+unequalled in the world: while our towns!&mdash;well,
+anyway, keep away from London!&quot;</p>
+
+<p>With the solitary and not very brilliant exception
+of the Embankment, there isn't a street in
+London where one could take a stranger to admire
+the architecture. Compare that record with the
+new Boulevards in Antwerp, where almost every
+house is worth serious study: or with the Ring
+at Cologne (to keep close home all the time),
+where one can see whole rows of German Renaissance
+houses of extraordinary interest. What
+street in London can be mentioned in this respect
+side by side with Commonwealth Avenue
+or Beacon Street in Boston; with Euclid Avenue
+in Cleveland, Ohio; with the upper end of Fifth
+Avenue, New York; nay, even with the new Via
+Roma at Genoa? Why is it that we English
+can't get on the King's Road at Brighton anything
+faintly approaching that splendid sea front
+on the Digue at Ostend, or those coquettish white
+villas that line the Promenade des Anglais at
+Nice? The blight of London seems to lie over
+all Southern England.</p>
+
+<p>Paris looks like the capital of a world-wide
+empire. London, looks like a shapeless neglected
+suburb, allowed to grow up by accident anyhow.
+And that's just the plain truth of it. 'Tis a fortuitous
+concourse of hap-hazard houses.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But we are improving somewhat. The County
+Council is opening out a few new thoroughfares
+piecemeal.&quot; Oh yes, in an illogical, unsystematic,
+English patchwork fashion, we are driving a badly-designed,
+unimpressive new street or two, with no
+expansive sense of imperial greatness, through the
+hopelessly congested and most squalid quarters.
+But that is all. No grand, systematic, reconstructive
+plan, no rising to the height of the
+occasion and the Empire! You tinker away at
+a Shaftesbury Avenue. Parochial, all of it. And
+there you get the real secret of our futile attempts
+at making a town out of our squalid village. The
+fault lies all at the door of the old Corporation,
+and of the people who made and still make the
+old Corporation possible. For centuries, indeed,
+there was really no London, not even a village;
+there was only a scratch collection of contiguous
+villages. The consequence was that here, at the
+centre of national life, the English people grew
+wholly unaccustomed to the bare idea of a town,
+and managed everything piecemeal, on the petty
+scale of a country vestry. The vestryman intelligence
+has now overrun the land; and if the
+London County Council ever succeeds at last in
+making the congeries of villages into&mdash;I do not
+say a city, for that is almost past praying for,
+but something analogous to a second-rate Continental
+town, it will only be after long lapse
+of time and violent struggles with the vestryman
+level of intellect and feeling.</p>
+
+<p>London had many great disadvantages to start
+with. She lay in a dull and marshy bottom,
+with no building stone at hand, and therefore
+she was forecondemned by her very position to
+the curse of brick and stucco, when Bath, Oxford,
+Edinburgh, were all built out of their own
+quarries. Then fire destroyed all her medi&aelig;val
+architecture, leaving her only Westminster Abbey
+to suggest the greatness of her losses. But
+brick-earth and fire have been as nothing in
+their way by the side of the evil wrought by
+Gog and Magog. When five hundred trembling
+ghosts of naked Lord Mayors have to answer
+for their follies and their sins hereafter, I confidently
+expect the first question in the appalling
+indictment will be, &quot;Why did you allow the
+richest nation on earth to house its metropolis
+in a squalid village?&quot;</p>
+
+<p>We have a Moloch in England to whom we
+sacrifice much. And his hateful name is Vested
+Interest.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XIII" id="XIII"></a>XIII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>CONCERNING ZEITGEIST.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>A certain story is told about Mr. Ruskin, no
+doubt apocryphal, but at any rate characteristic.
+A young lady, fresh from the Abyss of Bayswater,
+met the sage one evening at dinner&mdash;a
+gushing young lady, as many such there be&mdash;who,
+aglow with joy, boarded the Professor at
+once with her private art-experiences. &quot;Oh, Mr.
+Ruskin,&quot; she cried, clasping her hands, &quot;do you
+know, I hadn't been two days in Florence before
+I discovered what you meant when you spoke
+about the supreme unapproachableness of Botticelli.&quot;
+&quot;Indeed?&quot; Ruskin answered. &quot;Well,
+that's very remarkable; for it took me, myself,
+half a lifetime to discover it.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>The answer, of course, was meant to be crushing.
+How should <i>she</i>, a brand plucked from
+the burning of Bayswater, be able all at once,
+on the very first blush, to appreciate Botticelli?
+And it took the greatest critic of his age half
+a lifetime! Yet I venture to maintain, for all
+that, that the young lady was right, and that the
+critic was wrong&mdash;if such a thing be conceivable.
+I know, of course, that when we speak of Ruskin
+we must walk delicately, like Agag. But still,
+I repeat it, the young lady was right; and it
+was largely the unconscious, pervasive action of
+Mr. Ruskin's own personality that enabled her
+to be so.</p>
+
+<p>It's all the Zeitgeist: that's where it is. The
+slow irresistible Zeitgeist. Fifty years ago, men's
+taste had been so warped and distorted by current
+art and current criticism that they <i>couldn't</i> see
+Botticelli, however hard they tried at it. He
+was a sealed book to our fathers. In those days
+it required a brave, a vigorous, and an original
+thinker to discover any merit in any painter
+before Raffael, except perhaps, as Goldsmith wisely
+remarked, Perugino. The man who went then
+to the Uffizi or the Pitti, after admiring as in
+duty bound his High Renaissance masters, found
+himself suddenly confronted with the Judith or
+the Calumny, and straightway wondered what
+manner of strange wild beasts these were that
+some insane early Tuscan had once painted to
+amuse himself in a lucid interval. They were
+not in the least like the Correggios and the
+Guidos, the Lawrences and the Opies, that the
+men of that time had formed their taste upon,
+and accepted as their sole artistic standards.
+To people brought up upon pure David and
+Thorvaldsen, the Primavera at the Belle Arti
+must naturally have seemed like a wild freak of
+madness. The Zeitgeist then went all in the
+direction of cold lifeless correctness; the idea
+that the painter's soul counted for something in
+art was an undreamt of heresy.</p>
+
+<p>On your way back from Paris some day, stop a
+night at Amiens and take the Cathedral seriously.
+Half the stately interior of that glorious thirteenth
+century pile is encrusted and overlaid by hideous
+gewgaw monstrosities of the flashiest Bernini and
+<i>baroque</i> period. There they sprawl their obtrusive
+legs and wave their flaunting theatrical wings
+to the utter destruction of all repose and consistency
+in one of the noblest and most perfect
+buildings of Europe. Nowadays, any child, any
+workman can see at a glance how ugly and
+how disfiguring those floppy creatures are; it is
+impossible to look at them without saying to
+oneself: &quot;Why don't they clear away all this
+high-faluting rubbish, and let us see the real
+columns and arches and piers as their makers
+designed them?&quot; Yet who was it that put
+them there, those unspeakable angels in muslin
+drapery, those fly-away nymphs and graces and
+seraphim? Why, the best and most skilled
+artists of their day in Europe. And whence
+comes it that the merest child can now see instinctively
+how out of place they are, how disfiguring,
+how incongruous? Why, because the
+Gothic revival has taught us all by degrees to
+appreciate the beauty and delicacy of a style
+which to our eighteenth century ancestors was
+mere barbaric medi&aelig;valism; has taught us to
+admire its exquisite purity, and to dislike the
+obstrusive introduction into its midst of incongruous
+and meretricious Bernini-like flimsiness.</p>
+
+<p>The Zeitgeist has changed, and we have
+changed with it.</p>
+
+<p>It is just the same with our friend Botticelli.
+Scarce a dozen years ago, it was almost an affectation
+to pretend you admired him. It is no affectation
+now. Hundreds of assorted young women
+from the Abyss of Bayswater may rise any morning
+here in sacred Florence and stand genuinely
+enchanted before the Adoration of the Kings, or
+the Venus who floats on her floating shell in a
+Botticellian ocean. And why? Because Leighton,
+Holman Hunt, Rossetti, Burne-Jones, Madox
+Brown, Strudwick, have led them slowly up to
+it by golden steps innumerable. Thirty years ago
+the art of the early Tuscan painters was something
+to us Northerners exotic, strange, unconnected,
+arch&aelig;ological. Gradually, it has been
+brought nearer and nearer to us on the walls of
+the Grosvenor and the New Gallery, till now
+he that runs may read; the ingenuous maiden,
+fished from the Abyss of Bayswater, can drink
+in at a glance what it took a Ruskin many years
+of his life and much slow development to attain
+to piecemeal.</p>
+
+<p>That is just what all great men are for&mdash;to
+make the world accept as a truism in the generation
+after them what it rejected as a paradox in
+the generation before them.</p>
+
+<p>Not, of course, that there isn't a little of affectation,
+and still more of fashion, to the very end
+in all of it. An immense number of people,
+incapable of genuinely admiring anything for its
+own sake at all, are anxious only to be told
+what they &quot;ought to admire, don't you know,&quot;
+and will straightway proceed as conscientiously
+as they can to get up an admiration for it.
+A friend of mine told me a beautiful example.
+Two aspiring young women, of the limp-limbed,
+short-haired, &aelig;sthetic species, were standing rapt
+before the circular Madonna at the Uffizi. They
+had gazed at it long and lovingly, seeing it bore
+on its frame the magic name of Botticelli. Of
+a sudden one of the pair happened to look a
+little nearer at the accusing label. &quot;Why, this
+is not Sandro,&quot; she cried, with a revulsion of
+disgust; &quot;this is only Aless.&quot; And straightway
+they went off from the spot in high dudgeon
+at having been misled as they supposed into
+examining the work of &quot;another person of the
+same name.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Need I point the moral of my apologue, in
+this age of enlightenment, by explaining, for the
+benefit of the junior members, that the gentleman's
+full name was really Alessandro, and that
+both abbreviations are impartially intended to
+cover his one and indivisible personality? The
+first half is official, like Alex.; the second affectionate
+and familiar, like Sandy.</p>
+
+<p>Still, even after making due allowance for
+such humbugs as these, a vast residuum remains
+of people who, if born sixty years ago, could
+never by any possibility have been made to see
+there was anything admirable in Lippi, Botticelli,
+Giotto; but who, having been born thirty years
+ago, see it without an effort. Hundreds who read
+these lines must themselves remember the unmistakable
+thrill of genuine pleasure with which
+they first gazed upon the Fra Angelicos at San
+Marco, the Memlings at Bruges, the Giottos in
+the Madonna dell' Arena at Padua. To many
+of us, those are real epochs in our inner life.
+To the men of fifty years ago, the bare avowal
+itself would have seemed little short of affected
+silliness.</p>
+
+<p>Is the change all due to the teaching of the
+teachers and the preaching of the preachers? I
+think not entirely. For, after all, the teachers
+and the preachers are but a little ahead of the
+age they live in. They see things earlier; they
+help to lead us up to them; but they do not
+wholly produce the revolutions they inaugurate.
+Humanity as a whole develops consistently
+along certain pre-established and predestined lines.
+Sooner or later, a certain point must inevitably
+be reached; but some of us reach it sooner,
+and most of us later. That's all the difference.
+Every great change is mainly due to the fact
+that we have all already attained a certain point
+in development. A step in advance becomes inevitable
+after that, and one after another we are
+sure to take it. In one word, what it needed
+a man of genius to see dimly thirty years ago,
+it needs a singular fool not to see clearly nowadays.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XIV" id="XIV"></a>XIV.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE DECLINE OF MARRIAGE.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Men don't marry nowadays. So everybody tells
+us. And I suppose we may therefore conclude,
+by a simple act of inference, that women in
+turn don't marry either. It takes two, of course,
+to make a quarrel&mdash;or a marriage.</p>
+
+<p>Why is this? &quot;Young people nowadays want
+to begin where their fathers left off.&quot; &quot;Men
+are made so comfortable at present in their
+clubs.&quot; &quot;College-bred girls have no taste for
+housekeeping.&quot; &quot;Rents are so high and manners
+so luxurious.&quot; Good heavens, what silly trash,
+what puerile nonsense! Are we all little boys
+and girls, I ask you, that we are to put one
+another off with such transparent humbug?
+Here we have to deal with a primitive instinct&mdash;the
+profoundest and deepest-seated instinct of
+humanity, save only the instincts of food and
+drink and of self-preservation. Man, like all
+other animals, has two main functions: to feed
+his own organism, and to reproduce his species.
+Ancestral habit leads him, when mature, to choose
+himself a mate&mdash;because he loves her. It drives
+him, it urges him, it goads him irresistibly. If
+this profound impulse is really lacking to-day
+in any large part of our race, there must be
+some correspondingly profound and adequate reason
+for it. Don't let us deceive ourselves with shallow
+platitudes which may do for drawing-rooms.
+This is philosophy, even though post-prandial.
+Let us try to take a philosophic view of the
+question at issue, from the point of vantage of a
+biological outlook.</p>
+
+<p>Before you begin to investigate the causes of a
+phenomenon <i>quelconque</i>, 'tis well to decide whether
+the phenomenon itself is there to investigate.</p>
+
+<p>Taking society throughout&mdash;<i>not</i> in the sense
+of those &quot;forty families&quot; to which the term is
+restricted by Lady Charles Beresford&mdash;I doubt
+whether marriage is much out of fashion. Statistics
+show a certain decrease, it is true, but not
+an alarming one. Among the labouring classes,
+I imagine men, and also women, still wed pretty
+frequently. When people say, &quot;Young men won't
+marry nowadays,&quot; they mean young men in a
+particular stratum of society, roughly bounded by
+a silk hat on Sundays. Now, when you and
+I were young (I take it for granted that you
+and I are approaching the fifties) young men did
+marry; even within this restricted area, 'twas
+their wholesome way in life to form an attachment
+early with some nice girl in their own set,
+and to start at least with the idea of marrying
+her. Toward that goal they worked; for that
+end they endured and sacrificed many things.
+True, even then, the long engagement was the
+rule; but the long engagement itself meant some
+persistent impulse, some strong impetus marriage-wards.
+The desire of the man to make this
+woman his own, the longing to make this woman
+happy&mdash;normal and healthy endowments of our
+race&mdash;had still much driving-power. Nowadays,
+I seriously think I observe in most young men
+of the middle class around me a distinct and
+disastrous weakening of the impulse. They don't
+fall in love as frankly, as honestly, as irretrievably
+as they used to do. They shilly-shally,
+they pick and choose, they discuss, they criticise.
+They say themselves these futile foolish
+things about the club, and the flat, and the cost
+of living. They believe in Malthus. Fancy a
+young man who believes in Malthus! They seem
+in no hurry at all to get married. But thirty or
+forty years ago, young men used to rush by blind
+instinct into the toils of matrimony&mdash;because they
+couldn't help themselves. Such Laodicean luke-warmness
+betokens in the class which exhibits it
+a weakening of impulse. That weakening of impulse
+is really the thing we have to account for.</p>
+
+<p>Young men of a certain type don't marry,
+because&mdash;they are less of young men than
+formerly.</p>
+
+<p>Wild animals in confinement seldom propagate
+their kind. Only a few caged birds will
+continue their species. Whatever upsets the
+balance of the organism, in an individual or a
+race tends first of all to affect the rate of reproduction.
+Civilise the red man, and he begins
+to decrease at once in numbers. Turn the
+Sandwich Islands into a trading community, and
+the native Hawaiian refuses forthwith to give
+hostages to fortune. Tahiti is dwindling. From
+the moment the Tasmanians were taken to Norfolk
+Island, not a single Tasmanian baby was
+born. The Jesuits made a model community of
+Paraguay; but they altered the habits of the
+Paraguayans so fast that the reverend fathers,
+who were, of course, themselves celibates, were
+compelled to take strenuous and even grotesque
+measures to prevent the complete and immediate
+extinction of their converts. Other cases in abundance
+I might quote an I would; but I limit
+myself to these. They suffice to exhibit the
+general principle involved; any grave upset in
+the conditions of life affects first and at once the
+fertility of a species.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But colonists often increase with rapidity.&quot;
+Ay, marry, do they, where the conditions of life
+are easy. At the present day most colonists go
+to fairly civilised regions; they are transported
+to their new home by steamboat and railway;
+they find for the most part more abundant provender
+and more wholesome surroundings than
+in their native country. There is no real upset.
+Better food and easier life, as Herbert Spencer
+has shown, result (other things equal) in increased
+fertility. His chapters on this subject in the
+&quot;Principles of Biology&quot; should be read by everybody
+who pretends to talk on questions of population.
+But in new and difficult colonies the increase
+is slight. Whatever compels greater wear
+and tear of the nervous system proves inimical
+to the reproductive function. The strain and
+stress of co-ordination with novel circumstances
+and novel relations affect most injuriously the
+organic balance. The African negro has long
+been accustomed to agricultural toil and to certain
+simple arts in his own country. Transported to
+the West Indies and the United States, he found
+life no harder than of old, if not, indeed, easier.
+He had abundant food, protection, security, a kind
+of labour for which he was well adapted. Instead
+of dying out, therefore, he was fruitful,
+and multiplied, and replenished the earth amazingly.
+But the Red Indian, caught blatant in
+the hunting stage, refused to be tamed, and
+could not swallow civilisation. He pined and
+dwined and decreased in his &quot;reservations.&quot; The
+change was too great, too abrupt, too brusque
+for him. The papoose before long became an
+extinct animal.</p>
+
+<p>Is not the same thing true of the middle class
+of England? Civilisation and its works have come
+too quickly upon us. The strain and stress of
+correlating and co-ordinating the world we live
+in are getting too much for us. Railways, telegraphs,
+the penny post, the special edition, have
+played havoc at last with our nervous systems.
+We are always on the stretch, rushing and tearing
+perpetually. We bolt our breakfasts; we
+catch the train or 'bus by the skin of our
+teeth, to rattle us into the City; we run down
+to Scotland or over to Paris on business; we
+lunch in London and dine in Glasgow, Belfast,
+or Calcutta. (Excuse imagination.) The
+tape clicks perpetually in our ears the last quotation
+in Eries; the telephone rings us up at
+inconvenient moments. Something is always happening
+somewhere to disturb our equanimity; we
+tear open the <i>Times</i> with feverish haste, to learn
+that Kimberleys or Jabez Balfour have fallen,
+that Matabeleland has been painted red, that
+shares have gone up, or gone down, or evaporated.
+Life is one turmoil of excitement and
+bustle. Financially, 'tis a series of dissolving
+views; personally 'tis a rush; socially, 'tis a
+mosaic of deftly-fitted engagements. Drop out
+one piece, and you can never replace it. You
+are full next week from Monday to Saturday&mdash;business
+all day, what calls itself pleasure (save
+the mark!) all evening. Poor old Leisure is dead.
+We hurry and scurry and flurry eternally. One
+whirl of work from morning till night: then
+dress and dine: one whirl of excitement from
+night till morning. A snap of troubled sleep,
+and again <i>da capo</i>. Not an hour, not a minute,
+we can call our own. A wire from a patient
+ill abed in Warwickshire! A wire from a client
+hard hit in Hansards! Endless editors asking
+for more copy! more copy! Alter to suit your
+own particular trade, and 'tis the life of all
+of us.</p>
+
+<p>The first generation after Stephenson and the
+Rocket pulled through with it somehow. They
+inherited the sound constitutions of the men who
+sat on rustic seats in the gardens of the twenties.
+The second generation&mdash;that's you and me&mdash;felt
+the strain of it more severely: new machines
+had come in to make life still more complicated:
+sixpenny telegrams, Bell and Edison, submarine
+cables, evening papers, perturbations pouring in
+from all sides incessantly; the suburbs growing,
+the hubbub increasing, Metropolitan railways,
+trams, bicycles, innumerable: but natheless we
+still endured, and presented the world all the same
+with a third generation. That third generation&mdash;ah
+me! there comes the pity of it! One
+fancies the impulse to marry and rear a family
+has wholly died out of it. It seems to have
+died out most in the class where the strain and
+stress are greatest. I don't think young men of
+that class to-day have the same feelings towards
+women of their sort as formerly. Nobody, I
+trust, will mistake me for a reactionary: in most
+ways, the modern young man is a vast improvement
+on you and me at twenty-five. But I
+believe there is really among young men in
+towns less chivalry, less devotion, less romance
+than there used to be. That, I take it, is the
+true reason why young men don't marry. With
+certain classes and in certain places a primitive
+instinct of our race has weakened. They say
+this weakening is accompanied in towns by an
+increase in sundry hateful and degrading vices.
+I don't know if that is so; but at least one
+would expect it. Any enfeeblement of the normal
+and natural instinct of virility would show itself
+first in morbid aberrations. On that I say
+nothing. I only say this&mdash;that I think the
+present crisis in the English marriage market
+is due, not to clubs or the comfort of bachelor
+quarters, but to the cumulative effect of nervous
+over-excitement.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XV" id="XV"></a>XV.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>EYE</i> <small>VERSUS</small> <i>EAR</i>.</h4>
+
+
+<p>It is admitted on all hands by this time, I suppose,
+that the best way of learning is by eye, not
+by ear. Therefore the authorities that prescribe
+for us our education among all classes have decided
+that we shall learn by ear, not by eye.
+Which is just what one might expect from a
+vested interest.</p>
+
+<p>Of course this superiority of sight over hearing
+is pre-eminently true of natural science&mdash;that is
+to say, of nine-tenths among the subjects worth
+learning by humanity. The only real way to
+learn geology, for example, is not to mug it up
+in a printed text-book, but to go into the field
+with a geologist's hammer. The only real way to
+learn zoology and botany is not by reading a
+volume of natural history, but by collecting, dissecting,
+observing, preserving, and comparing specimens.
+Therefore, of course, natural science has
+never been a favourite study in the eyes of school-masters,
+who prefer those subjects which can be
+taught in a room to a row of boys on a bench,
+and who care a great deal less than nothing
+for any subject which isn't &quot;good to examine
+in.&quot; Educational value and importance in after
+life have been sacrificed to the teacher's ease and
+convenience, or to the readiness with which the
+pupil's progress can be tested on paper. Not
+what is best to learn, but what is least trouble
+to teach in great squads to boys, forms the
+staple of our modern English education. They
+call it &quot;education,&quot; I observe in the papers, and
+I suppose we must fall in with that whim of
+the profession.</p>
+
+<p>But even the subjects which belong by rights
+to the ear can nevertheless be taught by the eye
+more readily. Everybody knows how much easier
+it is to get up the history and geography of a
+country when you are actually in it than when
+you are merely reading about it. It lives and
+moves before you. The places, the persons, the
+monuments, the events, all become real to you.
+Each illustrates each, and each tends to impress
+the other on the memory. Sight burns them
+into the brain without conscious effort. You can
+learn more of Egypt and of Egyptian history,
+culture, hieroglyphics, and language in a few
+short weeks at Luxor or Sakkarah than in a
+year at the Louvre and the British Museum.
+The Tombs of the Kings are worth many papyri.
+The mere sight of the temples and obelisks and
+monuments and inscriptions, in the places where
+their makers originally erected them, gives a sense
+of reality and interest to them all that no amount
+of study under alien conditions can possibly equal.
+We have all of us felt that the only place to
+observe Flemish art to the greatest advantage is
+at Ghent and Bruges and Brussels and Antwerp;
+just as the only place to learn Florentine art as
+it really was is at the Uffizi and the Bargello.</p>
+
+<p>These things being so, the authorities who have
+charge of our public education, primary, secondary,
+and tertiary, have decided in their wisdom&mdash;to do
+and compel the exact contrary. Object-lessons
+and the visible being admittedly preferable to
+rote-lessons and the audible, they have prescribed
+that our education, so called, shall be mainly an
+education not in things and properties, but in
+books and reading. They have settled that it
+shall deal almost entirely and exclusively with
+language and with languages; that words, not
+objects, shall be the facts it impresses on the
+minds of the pupils. In our primary schools
+they have insisted upon nothing but reading and
+writing, with just a smattering of arithmetic by
+way of science. In our secondary schools they
+have insisted upon nothing but Greek and Latin,
+with about an equal leaven of algebra and geometry.
+This medi&aelig;val fare (I am delighted that
+I can thus agree for once with Professor Ray
+Lankester) they have thrust down the throats of
+all the world indiscriminately; so much so that
+nowadays people seem hardly able at last to conceive
+of any other than a linguistic education as
+possible. You will hear many good folk who talk
+with contempt of Greek and Latin; but when you
+come to inquire what new mental pabulum they
+would substitute for those quaint and grotesque
+survivals of the Dark Ages, you find what they
+want instead is&mdash;modern languages. The idea
+that language of any sort forms no necessary
+element in a liberal education has never even
+occurred to them. They take it for granted that
+when you leave off feeding boys on straw and
+oats you must supply them instead with hay
+and sawdust.</p>
+
+<p>Not that I rage against Greek and Latin as such.
+It is well we should have many specialists among
+us who understand them, just as it is well we
+should have specialists in Anglo-Saxon and Sanskrit.
+I merely mean that they are not the sum
+and substance of educational method. They are
+at best but two languages of considerable importance
+to the student of purely human evolution.</p>
+
+<p>Furthermore, even these comparatively useless
+linguistic subjects could themselves be taught far
+better by sight than by hearing. A week at
+Rome would give your average boy a much clearer
+idea of the relations of the Capitol with the
+Palatine than all the pretty maps in Dr. William
+Smith's Smaller Classical Dictionary. It would
+give him also a sense of the reality of the Latin
+language and the Latin literature, which he could
+never pick up out of a dog-eared Livy or a
+thumb-marked &AElig;neid. You have only to look
+across from the top of the Janiculum, towards the
+white houses of Frascati, to learn a vast deal more
+about the Alban hills and the site of Tusculum
+than ever you could mug up from all the geography
+books in the British Museum. The way
+to learn every subject on earth, even book-lore
+included, is not out of books alone, but by actual
+observation.</p>
+
+<p>And yet it is impossible for any one among us
+to do otherwise than acquiesce in this vicious
+circle. Why? Just because no man can dissociate
+himself outright from the social organism
+of which he forms a component member. He
+can no more do so than the eye can dissociate
+itself from the heart and lungs, or than the legs
+can shake themselves free from the head and
+stomach. We have all to learn, and to let our
+boys learn, what authority decides for us. We
+can't give them a better education than the average,
+even if we know what it is and desire to
+impart it, because the better education, though
+abstractly more valuable, is now and here the
+inlet to nothing. Every door is barred with
+examinations, and opens but to the golden key
+of the crammer. Not what is of most real use
+and importance in life, but what &quot;pays best&quot; in
+examination, is the test of desirability. We are
+the victims of a system; and our only hope of
+redress is not by sporadic individual action but
+by concerted rebellion. We must cry out against
+the abuse till at last we are heard by dint of our
+much speaking. In a world so complex and so
+highly organised as ours, the individual can only
+do anything in the long run by influencing the
+mass&mdash;by securing the co-operation of many
+among his fellows.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, I believe it is gradually becoming
+the fact that our girls, who till lately were so
+very ill-taught, are beginning to know more of
+what is really worth knowing than their public-school-bred
+brothers. For the public school still
+goes on with the system of teaching it has derived
+direct from the thirteenth century; while the
+girls' schools, having started fair and fresh, are
+beginning to assimilate certain newer ideas belonging
+to the seventeenth and even the eighteenth.
+In time they may conceivably come down to the
+more elementary notions of the present generation.
+Less hampered by professions and examinations
+than the boys, the girls are beginning to
+know something now, not indeed of the universe
+in which they live, its laws and its properties,
+but of literature and history, and the principal
+facts about human development. Yet all the
+time, the boys go on as ever with Musa, Mus&aelig;,
+like so many parrots, and are turned out at last,
+in nine cases out of ten, with just enough smattering
+of Greek and Latin grammar to have acquired
+a life-long distaste for Horace and an inconquerable
+incapacity for understanding &AElig;schylus. One
+year in Italy with their eyes open would be
+worth more than three at Oxford; and six months
+in the fields with a platyscopic lens would teach
+them strange things about the world around them
+that all the long terms at Harrow and Winchester
+have failed to discover to them. But that would
+involve some trouble to the teacher.</p>
+
+<p>What a misfortune it is that we should thus
+be compelled to let our boys' schooling interfere
+with their education!</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XVI" id="XVI"></a>XVI.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE POLITICAL PUPA.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>I have picked up on the moor the chrysalis of
+a common English butterfly. As I sit on the
+heather and turn it over attentively, while it
+wriggles in my hands, I can't help thinking how
+closely it resembles the present condition of our
+British commonwealth. It is a platitude, indeed,
+to say that &quot;this is an age of transition.&quot; But
+it would be truer and more graphic perhaps to
+put it that this is an age in which England,
+and for the matter of that every other European
+country as well, is passing through something like
+the chrysalis stage in its evolution.</p>
+
+<p>But, first of all, do you clearly understand what
+a chrysalis is driving at? It means more than
+it seems; the change that goes on within that
+impassive case is a great deal more profound
+than most people imagine. When the caterpillar
+is just ready to turn into a butterfly it lies
+by for a while, full of internal commotion, and
+feels all its organs slowly melting one by one
+into a sort of indistinguishable protoplasmic pulp;
+chaos precedes the definite re-establishment of a
+fresh form of order. Limbs and parts and nervous
+system all disappear for a time, and then gradually
+grow up again in new and altered types.
+The caterpillar, if it philosophised on its own
+state at all (which seems to be very little the
+habit of well-conducted caterpillars, as of well-conducted
+young ladies), might easily be excused
+for forming just at first the melancholy impression
+that a general dissolution was coming over it
+piecemeal. It must begin by feeling legs and
+eyes and nervous centres melt away by degrees
+into a common indistinguishable organic pulp,
+out of which the new organs only slowly form
+themselves in obedience to the law of some
+internal impulse. But when the process is all
+over, and&mdash;hi, presto!&mdash;the butterfly emerges at
+last from the chrysalis condition, what does it
+find but that instead of having lost everything
+it has new and stronger legs in place of the
+old and feeble ones; it has nerves and brain
+more developed than before; it has wings for
+flight instead of mere creeping little feet to
+crawl with? What seemed like chaos was really
+nothing more than the necessary kneading up
+of all component parts into a plastic condition
+which precedes every fresh departure in evolution.
+The old must fade before the new can
+replace it.</p>
+
+<p>Now I am not going to work this perhaps
+somewhat fanciful analogy to death, or pretend
+it is anything more than a convenient metaphor.
+Still, taken as such, it is not without its luminosity.
+For a metaphor, by supplying us with
+a picturable representation, often enables us really
+to get at the hang of the thing a vast deal
+better than the most solemn argument. And
+I fancy communities sometimes pass through just
+such a chrysalis stage, when it seems to the
+timid and pessimistic in their midst as if every
+component element of the State (but especially
+the one in which they themselves and their
+friends are particularly interested) were rushing
+violently down a steep place to eternal perdition.
+Chaos appears to be swallowing up everything.
+&quot;The natural relations of classes&quot; disappear.
+Faiths melt; churches dissolve; morals fade;
+bonds fail; a universal magma of emancipated
+opinion seems to take the place of old-established
+dogma. The squires and the parsons of the
+period&mdash;call them scribes or augurs&mdash;wring their
+hands in despair, and cry aloud that they don't
+know what the world is coming to. But, after
+all, it is only the chrysalis stage of a new system.
+The old social order must grow disjointed and
+chaotic before the new social order can begin to
+evolve from it. The establishment of a plastic
+consistency in the mass is the condition precedent
+of the higher development.</p>
+
+<p>Not, of course, that this consideration will ever
+afford one grain of comfort to the squires and
+the parsons of each successive epoch; for what
+<i>they</i> want is not the reasonable betterment of the
+whole social organism, but the continuance of just
+this particular type of squiredom and parsonry.
+That is what they mean by &quot;national welfare;&quot;
+and any interference with it they criticise in all
+ages with the current equivalent for the familiar
+Tory formula that &quot;the country is going to the
+devil.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes these great social reconstructions of
+which I speak are forced upon communities by
+external factors interfering with their fixed internal
+order, as happened when the influx of
+northern barbarians broke up the decaying and
+rotten organism of the Roman Empire. Sometimes,
+again, they occur from internal causes, in
+an acute, and so to speak, inflammatory condition,
+as at the French Revolution. But sometimes,
+as in our own time and country, they are slowly
+brought about by organic development, so as really
+to resemble in all essential points the chrysalis
+type of evolution. Politically, socially, theologically,
+ethically, the old fixed beliefs seem at such
+periods to grow fluid or plastic. New feelings
+and habits and aspirations take their place. For
+a while a general chaos of conflicting opinions
+and nascent ideas is produced. The mass for
+the moment seems formless and lawless. Then
+new order supervenes, as the magma settles down
+and begins to crystallise; till at last, I'm afraid,
+the resulting social organism becomes for the most
+part just as rigid, just as definite, just as dogmatic,
+just as exacting, as the one it has superseded.
+The caterpillar has grown into a particular
+butterfly.</p>
+
+<p>Through just such a period of reconstruction
+Europe in general and Britain in particular are
+now in all likelihood beginning to pass. And
+they will come out at the other end translated
+and transfigured. Laws and faiths and morals
+will all of them have altered. There will be
+a new heaven and a new earth for the men
+and women of the new epoch. Strange that
+people should make such a fuss about a detail
+like Home Rule, when the foundations of society
+are all becoming fluid. Don't flatter yourself for
+a moment that your particular little sect or your
+particular little dogma is going to survive the
+gentle cataclysm any more than my particular
+little sect or my particular little dogma. All
+alike are doomed to inevitable reconstruction.
+&quot;We can't put the Constitution into the melting-pot,&quot;
+said Mr. John Morley, if I recollect his words
+aright. But at the very moment when he said
+it, in my humble opinion, the Constitution was
+already well into the melting-pot, and even beginning
+to simmer merrily. Federalism, or something
+extremely like it, may with great probability
+be the final outcome of that particular melting;
+though anything else is perhaps just as probable,
+and in any case the melting is general, not special.
+The one thing we can guess with tolerable certainty
+is that the melting-pot stage has begun to overtake
+us, socially, ethically, politically, ecclesiastically;
+and that what will emerge from the pot at the
+end of it must depend at last upon the relative
+strength of those unknown quantities&mdash;the various
+formative elements.</p>
+
+<p>Being the most optimistic of pessimists, however,
+I will venture (after this disclaimer of
+prophecy) to prophesy one thing alone: 'Twill
+be a butterfly, not a grub, that comes out of
+our chrysalis.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond that, I hold all prediction premature.
+We may guess and we may hope, but we can
+have no certainty. Save only the certainty that
+no element will outlive the revolution unchanged&mdash;not
+faiths, nor classes, nor domestic relations,
+nor any other component factor of our complex
+civilisation. All are becoming plastic in the
+organic plasm; all are losing features in the
+common mass of the melting-pot. For that
+reason, I never trouble my head for a moment
+when people object to me that this, that, or the
+other petty point of detail in Bellamy's Utopia or
+William Morris's Utopia, or my own little private
+and particular Utopia, is impossible, or unrealisable,
+or wicked, or hateful. For these, after all,
+are mere Utopias; their details are the outcome
+of individual wishes; what will emerge must be,
+not a Utopia at all, either yours or mine, but a
+practical reality, full of shifts and compromises
+most unphilosophical and illogical&mdash;a practical
+reality distasteful in many ways to all us Utopia-mongers.
+&quot;The Millennium by return of post&quot;
+is no more realisable to-day than yesterday. The
+greatest of revolutions can only produce that unsatisfactory
+result, a new human organisation.</p>
+
+<p>Yet, it is something, after all, to believe at
+least that the grub will emerge into a full-fledged
+butterfly. Not, perhaps, quite as glossy in the
+wings as we could wish; but a butterfly all the
+same, not a crawling caterpillar.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XVII" id="XVII"></a>XVII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>ON THE CASINO TERRACE.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>I have always regarded Monte Carlo as an
+Influence for Good. It helps to keep so many
+young men off the Stock Exchange.</p>
+
+<p>Let me guard against an obvious but unjust
+suspicion. These remarks are not uttered under
+the exhilarating effect of winning at the tables.
+Quite the contrary. It is the Bank that has
+broken the Man to-day at Monte Carlo. They
+are rather due to the chastening and thought-compelling
+influence of persistent loss, not altogether
+unbalanced by a well-cooked lunch at
+perhaps the best restaurant in any town of
+Europe. I have lost my little pile. The eight
+five-franc pieces which I annually devote out of
+my scanty store to the tutelary god of roulette
+have been snapped up, one after another, in
+breathless haste, by the sphinx-like croupiers,
+impassive priests of that rapacious deity, and
+now I am sitting, cleaned out, by the edge of
+the terrace, on a brilliant, cloudless, February
+afternoon, looking across the zoned and belted
+bay towards the beautiful grey hills of Rocca-bruna
+and the gleaming white spit of Bordighera
+in the distance. 'Tis a modest tribute, my poor
+little forty francs. Surely the veriest puritan,
+the oiliest Chadband of them all, will allow a
+humble scribbler, at so cheap a yearly rate, to
+purchase wisdom, not unmixed with tolerance, at
+the gilded shrine of Fors Fortuna!</p>
+
+<p>For what a pother, after all, the unwise of
+this world are wont to make about one stranded
+gambling-house, in a remote corner of Liguria!
+If they were in earnest or sincere, how small a
+matter they would think it! Of course, when
+I say so, hypocrisy holds up its hands in holy
+horror. But that is the way with the purveyors
+of mint, cumin, and anise; they raise a mighty
+hubbub over some unimportant detail&mdash;in order
+to feel their consciences clear when business
+compels them to rob the widow and the orphan.
+In reality, though Monte Carlo is bad enough
+in its way&mdash;do I not pay it unwilling tribute
+myself twice a year out of the narrow resources
+of The Garret, Grub Street?&mdash;it is but a skin-deep
+surface symptom of a profound disease
+which attacks the heart and core in London
+and Paris. Compared with Panama, Argentines,
+British South Africans, and Liberators, Monte
+Carlo is a mole on the left ankle.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;The Devil's advocate!&quot; you say. Well,
+well, so be it. The fact is, the supposed moral
+objection to gambling as such is a purely commercial
+objection of a commercial nation; and
+the reason so much importance is attached to
+it in certain places is because at that particular
+vice men are likely to lose their money. It
+is largely a fetish, like the sinfulness of cards,
+of dice, of billiards. Moreover, the objection is
+only to the <i>kind</i> of gambling. There is another
+kind, less open, at which you stand a better
+chance to win yourself, while other parties stand
+a better chance to lose; and that kind, which
+is played in great gambling-houses known as
+the Stock Exchange and the Bourse, is considered,
+morally speaking, as quite innocuous. Large
+fortunes are made at this other sort of gambling,
+which, of course, sanctifies and almost canonises
+it. Indeed, if you will note, you will find
+not only that the objection to gambling pure
+and simple is commonest in the most commercial
+countries, but also that even there it is
+commonest among the most commercial classes.
+The landed aristocracy, the military, and the
+labouring men have no objection to betting;
+nor have the Neapolitan lazzaroni, the Chinese
+coolies. It is the respectable English counting-house
+that discourages the vice, especially among
+the clerks, who are likely to make the till or
+the cheque-book rectify the little failures of their
+flutter on the Derby.</p>
+
+<p>Observe how artificial is the whole mild out-cry:
+how absolutely it partakes of the nature of
+damning the sins you have no mind to! Here,
+on the terrace where I sit, and where ladies in
+needlessly costly robes are promenading up and
+down to exhibit their superfluous wealth ostentatiously
+to one another, my ear is continuously
+assailed by the constant <i>ping, ping, ping</i> of the
+pigeon-shooting, and my peace disturbed by the
+flapping death-agonies of those miserable victims.
+Yet how many times have you heard the tables
+at Monte Carlo denounced to once or never that
+you have heard a word said of the poor mangled
+pigeons? And why? Because nobody loses
+much money at pigeon-matches. That is legitimate
+sport, about as good and as bad as pheasant
+or partridge shooting&mdash;no better, no worse, in
+spite of artificial distinctions; and nobody (except
+the pigeons) has any interest in denouncing it.
+Legend has it at Monte Carlo, indeed, that when
+the proprietors of the Casino wished to take
+measures &quot;pour attirer les Anglais&quot; they held
+counsel with the wise men whether it was best
+to establish and endow an English church or a
+pigeon-shooting tournament. And the church was
+in a minority. Since then, I have heard more
+than one Anglican Bishop speak evil of the
+tables, but I have never heard one of them say
+a good word yet for the boxed and slaughtered
+pigeons.</p>
+
+<p>Let me take a more striking because a less
+hackneyed case&mdash;one that still fewer people would
+think of. Everybody who visits Monte Carlo gets
+there, of course, by the P.L.M. If you know
+this coast at all you will know that P.L.M. is
+the curt and universal abbreviation for the Paris,
+Lyon, M&eacute;diterran&eacute;e Railway Company&mdash;in all
+probability the most gigantic and wickedest monopoly
+on the face of this planet. Yet you never
+once heard a voice raised yet against the company
+as a company. Individual complaints get
+into the <i>Times</i>, of course, about the crowding of
+the <i>train de luxe</i>, the breach of faith as to places,
+and the discomforts of the journey; but never a
+glimmering conception seems to flit across the
+popular mind that here is a Colossal Wrong,
+compared to which Monte Carlo is but as a flea-bite
+to the Asiatic cholera. This chartered abuse
+connects the three biggest towns in France&mdash;Paris,
+Lyon, Marseilles&mdash;and is absolutely without competitors.
+It can do as it likes; and it does it,
+regardless&mdash;I say &quot;regardless,&quot; without qualification,
+because the P.L.M. regards nobody and
+nothing. Yet one hears of no righteous indignation,
+no uprising of the people in their angry
+thousands, no moral recognition of the monopoly
+as a Wicked Thing, to be fought tooth and nail,
+without quarter given. It probably causes a
+greater aggregate of human misery in a week
+than Monte Carlo in a century. Besides, the
+one is compulsory, the other optional. You
+needn't risk a louis on the tables unless you
+choose, but, like it or lump it, if you're bound
+for Nice or Cannes or Mentone, you must open
+your mouth and shut your eyes and see what
+P.L.M. will send you. Our own railways, indeed,
+are by no means free from blame at the hands
+of the Democracy: the South-Eastern has not
+earned the eternal gratitude of its season-ticket
+holders; the children of the Great Western do
+not rise up and call it blessed. (Except, indeed,
+in the most uncomplimentary sense of blessing.)
+But the P.L.M. goes much further than these;
+and I have always held that the one solid argument
+for eternal punishment consists in the improbability
+that its Board of Directors will be
+permitted to go scot-free for ever after all their
+iniquities.</p>
+
+<p>I am not wholly joking. I mean the best
+part of it. Great monopolies that abuse their
+trust are far more dangerous enemies of public
+morals than an honest gambling-house at every
+corner. Monte Carlo as it stands is just a concentrated
+embodiment of all the evils of our anti-social
+system, and the tables are by far the least
+serious among them. It is an Influence for Good,
+because it mirrors our own world in all its naked,
+all its over-draped hideousness. There it rears
+its meretricious head, that gaudy Palace of Sin,
+appropriately decked in its Haussmanesque architecture
+and its coquettish gardens, attracting to
+itself all the idle, all the vicious, all the rich,
+all the unworthy, from every corner of Europe
+and America. But Monte Carlo didn't make
+them; it only gathers to its bosom its own
+chosen children from the places where they are
+produced&mdash;from London, Paris, Brussels, New
+York, Berlin, St. Petersburg. The vices of our
+organisation begot these over-rich folk, begot
+their diamond-decked women, and their clipped
+French poodles with gold bangles spanning their
+aristocratic legs. These are the spawn of land-owning,
+of capitalism, of military domination,
+of High Finance, of all the social ills that flesh
+is heir to. I feel as I pace the terrace in the
+broad Mediterranean sunshine, that I am here
+in the midst of the very best society Europe
+affords. That is to say, the very worst. The
+dukes and the money-lenders, the Jay Goulds
+and the Reinachs. The idlest, the cruellest: the
+hereditary drones, the successful blood-suckers.
+But to find fault with them only for trying to
+win one another's ill-gotten gold at a fair and open
+game of <i>trente-et-quarante</i>, with the odds against
+them, and then to say nothing about the way
+they came by it, is to make a needless fuss about
+a trifle of detail, while overlooking the weightiest
+moral problems of humanity.</p>
+
+<p>Whoever allows red herrings like these to be
+trailed across the path of his moral consciousness,
+to the detriment of the scent which should lead
+him straight on to the lairs of gigantic evils,
+deserves little credit either for conscience or sagacity.
+My son, be wise. Strike at the root of the
+evil. Let Monte Carlo go, but keep a stern eye
+on London ground-rents.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XVIII" id="XVIII"></a>XVIII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>THE CELTIC FRINGE.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>We Celts henceforth will rule the roost in
+Britain.</p>
+
+<p>What is that you mutter? &quot;A very inopportune
+moment to proclaim the fact.&quot; Well, no,
+I don't think so. And I'm sorry to hear you
+say it, for if there <i>is</i> a quality on which I plume
+myself, it's the delicate tact that makes me
+refrain from irritating the susceptibilities of the
+sensitive Saxon. See how polite I am to him!
+I call him sensitive. But, opportune or inopportune,
+Lord Salisbury says we are a Celtic fringe.
+I beg to retort, we are the British people.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;Conquered races,&quot; say my friends. Well,
+grant it for a moment. But in civilised societies,
+conquerors have, sooner or later, to amalgamate
+with the conquered. And where the vanquished
+are more numerous, they absorb the victors instead
+of being absorbed by them. That is the
+Nemesis of conquest. Rome annexed Etruria;
+and Etruscan M&aelig;cenas, Etruscan Sejanus organised
+and consolidated the Roman Empire. Rome
+annexed Italy; and the <i>Jus Italicum</i> grew at
+last to be the full Roman franchise. Rome
+annexed the civilised world; and the provinces
+under C&aelig;sar blotted out the Senate. Britain
+is passing now through the self-same stage. One
+inevitable result of the widening of the electorate
+has been the transfer of power from the Teutonic
+to the Celtic half of Britain. I repeat, we are
+no longer a Celtic fringe: at the polls, in Parliament,
+we are the British people. Lord Salisbury
+may fail to perceive that fact, or, as I hold
+more probable, may affect to ignore it. What will
+such tactics avail? The ostrich is not usually
+counted among men as a perfect model of political
+wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>And <i>are</i> we, after all, the conquered peoples?
+Meseems, I doubt it. They say we Celts dearly
+love a paradox&mdash;which is perhaps only the
+sensible Saxon way of envisaging the fact that
+we catch at new truths somewhat quicker than
+other people. At any rate, 'tis a pet little
+paradox of my own that we have never been
+conquered, and that to our unconquered state we
+owe in the main our Radicalism, our Socialism,
+our ingrained love of political freedom. We are
+tribal not feudal; we think the folk more important
+than his lordship. The Saxon of the
+south-east is the conquered man: he has felt
+on his neck for generations the heel of feudalism.
+He is slavish; he is snobbish; he dearly loves a
+lord. He shouts himself hoarse for his Beaconsfield
+or his Salisbury. Till lately, in his rural
+avatar, he sang but one song&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">&quot;God bless the squire and his relations,</span>
+<span class="i2">And keep us in our proper stations.&quot;</span>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Trite, isn't it? but so is the Saxon intelligence.</p>
+
+<p>Seriously&mdash;for at times it is well to be serious&mdash;South-Eastern
+England, the England of the
+plains, has been conquered and enslaved in a
+dozen ages by each fresh invader. Before the
+dawn of history, Heaven knows what shadowy
+Belg&aelig; and Iceni enslaved it. But historical time
+will serve our purpose. The Roman enslaved it,
+but left Caledonia and Hibernia free, the Cambrian,
+the Silurian, the Cornishman half-subjugated.
+The Saxon and Anglian enslaved the
+east, but scarcely crossed over the watershed of
+the western ocean. The Dane, in turn, enslaved
+the Saxon in East Anglia and Yorkshire. The
+Norman ground all down to a common servitude
+between the upper and nether millstones of the
+feudal system&mdash;the king and the nobleman. At
+the end of it all, Teutonic England was reduced
+to a patient condition of contented serfdom: it
+had accommodated itself to its environment: no
+wish was left in it for the assertion of its freedom.
+To this day, the south-east, save where leavened
+and permeated by Celtic influences, hugs its chains
+and loves them. It produces the strange portent
+of the Conservative working-man, who yearns to
+be led by Lord Randolph Churchill.</p>
+
+<p>With the North and the West, things go wholly
+otherwise. Even Cornwall, the earliest Celtic
+kingdom to be absorbed, was rather absorbed
+than conquered. I won't go into the history of
+the West Welsh of Somerset, Devon, and Cornwall
+at full length, because it would take ten
+pages to explain it; and I know that readers
+are too profoundly interested in the Shocking
+Murder in the Borough Road to devote half-an-hour
+to the origin and evolution of their own
+community. It must suffice to say that the
+Devonian and Cornubian Welsh coalesced with
+the West Saxon for resistance to their common
+enemy the Dane, and that the West Saxon
+kingdom was made supreme in Britain by the
+founder of the English monarchy&mdash;one Dunstan,
+a monk from the West Welsh Abbey of Glastonbury.
+Wales proper, overrun piecemeal by
+Norman filibusterers, was roughly annexed by
+the Plantagenet kings; but it was only pacified
+under the Welsh Tudors, and was never at any
+time thoroughly feudalised. Glendower's rebellion,
+Richmond's rebellion, the Wesleyan revolt, the
+Rebecca riots, the tithe war, are all continuous
+parts of the ceaseless reaction of gallant little
+Wales against Teutonic aggression. &quot;An alien
+Church&quot; still disturbs the Principality. The
+Lake District and Ayrshire&mdash;Celtic Cumbria and
+Strathclyde&mdash;only accepted by degrees the supremacy
+of the Kings of England and Scotland.
+The brother of a Scotch King was Prince of
+Cumbria, as the elder son of an English King
+was Prince of Wales. Indeed, David of Cumbria,
+who became David I. of Scotland, was the real
+consolidator of the Scotch kingdom. Cumbria
+was no more conquered by the Saxon Lothians
+than Scotland was conquered by the accession of
+James I. or by the Act of Union. That means
+absorption, conciliation, a certain degree of tribal
+independence. For Ireland, we know that the
+&quot;mere Irish&quot; were never subjugated at all till the
+days of Henry VII.; that they had to be reconquered
+by Cromwell and by William of Orange;
+that they rebelled more or less throughout the
+eighteenth century; and that they have been
+thorns in the side of Tory England through the
+whole of the nineteenth. As for the Highlands,
+they held out against the Stuarts till England
+had rejected that impossible dynasty; and then
+they rallied round the Stuarts as the enemies of
+the Saxon. General Wade's roads and the forts
+in the Great Glen, aided by a few trifles of
+Glencoe massacres, kept them quiet for a moment.
+But it was only for a moment. The North is
+once more in open revolt. Dr. Clark and the
+crofters are its mode of expressing itself.</p>
+
+<p>Nor is that all. The Celtic ideas have remained
+unaltered. Of course, I am not silly
+enough to believe there is any such thing as a
+Celtic race. I use the word merely as a convenient
+label for the league of the unconquered
+peoples in Britain. Ireland alone contains half-a-dozen
+races; and none of them appear to have
+anything in common with the Pict of Aberdeenshire
+or the West-Welsh of Cornwall. All I
+mean when I speak of Celtic ideas and Celtic
+ideals is the ideas and ideals proper and common
+to unconquered races. As compared with the
+feudalised and contented serf of South-Eastern
+England, are not the Irish peasant, the Scotch
+clansman, the &quot;statesman&quot; of the dales, the
+Cornish miner, free men every soul of them?
+English landlordism, imposed from without upon
+the crofter of Skye or the rack-rented tenant of
+a Connemara hillside, has never crushed out the
+native feeling of a right to the soil, the native
+resistance to an alien system. The south-east,
+I assert, has been brutalised into acquiescent
+serfdom by a long course of feudalism; the west
+and north still retain the instincts of freemen.</p>
+
+<p>As long as South-Eastern England and the Normanised
+or feudalised Saxon lowlands of Scotland
+contained all the wealth, all the power, and most
+of the population of Britain, the Celtic ideals had
+no chance of realising themselves. But the industrial
+revolution of the present century has
+turned us right-about-face, has transferred the
+balance of power from the secondary strata to the
+primary strata in Britain; from the agricultural
+lowlands to the uplands of coal and iron, the
+cotton factories, the woollen trade. Great industrial
+cities have grown up in the Celtic or
+semi-Celtic area&mdash;Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester,
+Leeds, Bradford, Sheffield, Belfast, Aberdeen, Cardiff.
+The Celt&mdash;that is to say, the mountaineer
+and the man of the untouched country&mdash;reproduces
+his kind much more rapidly than the
+Teuton. The Highlander and the Irishman swarm
+into Glasgow; the Irishman and the Welshman
+swarm into Liverpool; the west-countryman into
+Bristol; Celts of all types into London, Southampton,
+Newport, Birmingham, Sheffield. This
+eastward return-wave of Celts upon the Teuton
+has leavened the whole mass; if you look at the
+leaders of Radicalism in England you will find
+they bear, almost without exception, true Celtic
+surnames. Chartists and Socialists of the first
+generation were marshalled by men of Cymric
+descent, like Ernest Jones and Robert Owen, or
+by pure-blooded Irishmen like Fergus O'Connor.
+It is not a mere accident that the London
+Socialists of the present day should be led by
+Welshmen like William Morris, or by the eloquent
+brogue of Bernard Shaw's audacious oratory. We
+Celts now lurk in every corner of Britain; we
+have permeated it with our ideas; we have inspired
+it with our aspirations; we have roused
+the Celtic remnant in the south-east itself to a
+sense of their wrongs; and we are marching to-day,
+all abreast, to the overthrow of feudalism.
+If Lord Salisbury thinks we are a Celtic fringe he
+is vastly mistaken. But he doesn't really think
+so: 'tis a piece of his ponderous Saxon humour.
+Talk of &quot;Batavian grace,&quot; indeed! Well, the
+Cecils came first from the fens of Lincolnshire.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XIX" id="XIX"></a>XIX.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>IMAGINATION AND RADICALS.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Conservatism, I believe, is mainly due to want
+of imagination.</p>
+
+<p>In saying this, I do not for a moment mean
+to deny the other and equally obvious truth that
+Conservatism, in the lump, is a euphemism for
+selfishness. But the two ideas have much in
+common. Selfish people are apt to be unimaginative:
+unimaginative people are apt to be selfish.
+Clearly to realise the condition of the unfortunate
+is the beginning of philanthropy. Clearly
+to realise the rights of others is the beginning
+of justice. &quot;Put yourself in his place&quot; strikes
+the keynote of ethics. Stupid people can only
+see their own side of a question: they cannot
+even imagine any other side possible. So, as a
+rule, stupid people are Conservative. They cling
+to what they have; they dread revision, redistribution,
+justice. Also, if a man has imagination
+he is likely to be Radical, even though selfish;
+while if he has no imagination he is likely
+to be Conservative, even though otherwise good
+and kind-hearted. Some men are Conservative
+from defects of heart, while some are Conservative
+from defects of head. Conversely, most imaginative
+people are Radical; for even a bad man may
+sometimes uphold the side of right because he
+has intelligence enough to understand that things
+might be better managed in the future for all
+than they are in the present.</p>
+
+<p>But when I say that Conservatism is mainly
+due to want of imagination, I mean more than
+that. Most people are wholly unable to conceive
+in their own minds any state of things very
+different from the one they have been born and
+brought up in. The picturing power is lacking.
+They can conceive the past, it is true, more or
+less vaguely&mdash;because they have always heard
+things once were so, and because the past is
+generally realisable still by the light of the
+relics it has bequeathed to the present. But
+they can't at all conceive the future. Imagination
+fails them. Innumerable difficulties crop up
+for them in the way of every proposed improvement.
+Before there was any County Council for
+London, such people thought municipal government
+for the metropolis an insoluble problem.
+Now that Home Rule quivers trembling in the
+balance, they think it would pass the wit of
+man to devise in the future a federal league for
+the component elements of the United Kingdom;
+in spite of the fact that the wit of man has
+already devised one for the States of the Union,
+for the Provinces of the Dominion, for the component
+Cantons of the Swiss Republic. To the
+unimaginative mind difficulties everywhere seem
+almost insuperable. It shrinks before trifles. &quot;Impossible!&quot;
+said Napoleon. &quot;There is no such
+word in my dictionary!&quot; He had been trained
+in the school of the French Revolution&mdash;which
+was <i>not</i> carried out by unimaginative pettifoggers.</p>
+
+<p>To people without imagination any change you
+propose seems at once impracticable. They are
+ready to bring up endless objections to the mode
+of working it. There would be this difficulty in
+the way, and that difficulty, and the other one.
+You would think, to hear them talk, the world
+as it stands was absolutely perfect, and moved
+without a hitch in all its bearings. They don't
+see that every existing institution just bristles
+with difficulties&mdash;and that the difficulties are met
+or got over somehow. Often enough while they
+swallow the camel of existing abuses they strain
+at some gnat which they fancy they see flying
+in at the window of Utopia or of the Millennium.
+&quot;If your reform were carried,&quot; they say in effect,
+&quot;we should, doubtless, get rid of such and such
+flagrant evils; but the streets in November would
+be just as muddy as ever, and slight inconvenience
+might be caused in certain improbable
+contingencies to the duke or the cotton-spinner,
+the squire or the mine-owner.&quot; They omit to
+note that much graver inconvenience is caused
+at present to the millions who are shut out from
+the fields and the sunshine, who are sweated all
+day for a miserable wage, or who are forced to
+pay fancy prices for fuel to gratify the rapacity
+of a handful of coal-grabbers.</p>
+
+<p>Lack of imagination makes people fail to see
+the evils that are; makes them fail to realise the
+good that might be.</p>
+
+<p>I often fancy to myself what such people would
+say if land had always been communal property,
+and some one now proposed to hand it over absolutely
+to the dukes, the squires, the game-preservers,
+and the coal-owners. &quot;'Tis impossible,&quot;
+they would exclaim; &quot;the thing wouldn't be workable.
+Why, a single landlord might own half
+Westminster! A single landlord might own all
+Sutherlandshire! The hypothetical Duke of Westminster
+might put bars to the streets; he might
+impede locomotion; he might refuse to let certain
+people to whom he objected take up their residence
+in any part of his territory; he might
+prevent them from following their own trades or
+professions; he might even descend to such petty
+tyranny as tabooing brass plates on the doors of
+houses. And what would you do then? The
+thing isn't possible. The Duke of Sutherland,
+again, might shut up all Sutherlandshire; might
+turn whole vast tracts into grouse-moor or deer-forest;
+might prevent harmless tourists from walking
+up the mountains. And surely free Britons
+would never submit to <i>that</i>. The bare idea is
+ridiculous. The squire of a rural parish might
+turn out the Dissenters; might refuse to let land
+for the erection of chapels; might behave like a
+petty King Augustus of Scilly. Indeed, there
+would be nothing to prevent an American alien
+from buying up square miles of purple heather
+in Scotland, and shutting the inhabitants of these
+British Isles out of their own inheritance. Sites
+might be refused for needful public purposes;
+fancy prices might be asked for pure cupidity.
+Speculators would job land for the sake of unearned
+increment; towns would have to grow as
+landlords willed, irrespective of the wants or convenience
+of the community. Theoretically, I don't
+even see that Lord Rothschild mightn't buy up
+the whole area of Middlesex, and turn London
+into a Golden House of Nero. Your scheme can't
+be worked. The anomalies are too obvious.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>They are indeed. Yet I doubt whether the
+unimaginative would quite have foreseen them:
+the things they foresee are less real and possible.
+But they urge against every reform such objections
+as I have parodied; and they urge them
+about matters of far less vital importance. The
+existing system exists; they know its abuses, its
+checks and its counter-checks. The system of
+the future does not yet exist; and they can't
+imagine how its far slighter difficulties could
+ever be smoothed over. They are not the least
+staggered by the appalling reality of the Duke
+of Westminster or the Duke of Sutherland; not
+the least staggered by the sinister power of a conspiracy
+of coal-owners to paralyse a great nation
+with the horrors of a fuel famine. But they <i>are</i>
+staggered by their bogey that State ownership of
+land might give rise to a certain amount of
+jobbery and corruption on the part of officials.
+They think it better that the dukes and the
+squires should get all the rent than that the
+State should get most of it, with the possibility
+of a percentage being corruptly embezzled by the
+functionaries who manage it. This shows want of
+imagination. It is as though one should say to
+one's clerk, &quot;All your income shall be paid in
+future to the Duke of Westminster, and not to
+yourself, for his sole use and benefit; because
+we, your employers, are afraid that if we give
+you your salary in person, you may let some of
+it be stolen from you or badly invested.&quot; How
+transparently absurd! We want our income ourselves,
+to spend as we please. We would rather
+risk losing one per cent. of it in bad investments
+than let all be swallowed up by the dukes and
+the landlords.</p>
+
+<p>It is the same throughout. Want of imagination
+makes people exaggerate the difficulties and
+dangers of every new scheme, because they can't
+picture constructively to themselves the details
+of its working. Men with great picturing power,
+like Shelley or Robespierre, are always very
+advanced Radicals, and potentially revolutionists.
+The difficulty <i>they</i> see is not the difficulty of
+making the thing work, but the difficulty of convincing
+less clear-headed people of its desirability
+and practicability. A great many Conservatives,
+who are Conservative from selfishness, would be
+Radicals if only they could feel for themselves
+that even their own petty interests and pleasures
+are not really menaced. The squires and the
+dukes can't realise how much happier even they
+would be in a free, a beautiful, and a well-organised
+community. Imaginative minds can picture a
+world where everything is so ordered that life
+comes as a constant &aelig;sthetic delight to everybody.
+They know that that world could be realised
+to-morrow&mdash;if only all others could picture it
+to themselves as vividly as they do. But they
+also know that it can only be attained in the
+end by long ages of struggle, and by slow evolution
+of the essentially imaginative ethical faculty.
+For right action depends most of all, in the last
+resort, upon a graphic conception of the feelings
+of others.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XX" id="XX"></a>XX.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>ABOUT ABROAD.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>The place known as Abroad is not nearly so
+nice a country to live in as England. The people
+who inhabit Abroad are called Foreigners. They
+are in every way and at all times inferior to
+Englishmen.</p>
+
+<p>These Post-Prandials used once to be provided
+with a sting in their tail, like the common
+scorpion. By way of change, I turn them out
+now with a sting in their head, like the common
+mosquito. Mosquitoes are much less dangerous
+than scorpions, but they're a deal more irritating.</p>
+
+<p>Not that I am sanguine enough to expect I
+shall irritate Englishmen. Your Englishman is
+far too cock-sure of the natural superiority of
+Britons to Foreigners, the natural superiority of
+England to Abroad, ever to be irritated by even
+the gentlest criticism. He accepts it all with
+lordly indifference. He brushes it aside as the
+elephant might brush aside the ineffective gadfly.
+No proboscis can pierce that pachydermatous hide
+of his. If you praise him to his face, he accepts
+your praise as his obvious due, with perfect composure
+and without the slightest elation. If you
+blame him in aught, he sets it down to your
+ignorance and mental inferiority. You say to
+him, &quot;Oh, Englishman, you are great; you are
+wise; you are rich beyond comparison. You are
+noble; you are generous; you are the prince
+among nations.&quot; He smiles a calm smile, and
+thinks you a very sensible fellow. But you add,
+&quot;Oh, my lord, if I may venture to say so, there
+is a smudge on your nose, which I make bold
+to attribute to the settlement of a black on your
+intelligent countenance.&quot; He is not angry. He
+is not even contemptuously amused. He responds,
+&quot;My friend, you are wrong. There is never a
+smudge on my immaculate face. No blacks fly
+in London. The sky is as clear there in November
+as in August. All is pure and serene and
+beautiful.&quot; You answer, &quot;Oh, my lord, I admit
+the force of your profound reasoning. You light
+the gas at ten in the morning only to show all
+the world you can afford to burn it.&quot; At that, he
+gropes his way along Pall Mall to his club, and
+tells the men he meets there how completely he
+silenced you.</p>
+
+<p>And yet, My Lord Elephant, there is use in
+mosquitoes. Mr. Mattieu Williams once discovered
+the final cause of fleas. Certain people,
+said he, cannot be induced to employ the harmless
+necessary tub. For them, Providence designed
+the lively flea. He compels them to scratch
+themselves. By so doing they rouse the skin to
+action and get rid of impurities. Now, this British
+use of the word Abroad is a smudge on the face
+of the otherwise perfect Englishman. Perchance
+a mosquito-bite may induce him to remove it with
+a little warm water and a cambric pocket-handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>To most Englishmen, the world divides itself
+naturally into two unequal and non-equivalent
+portions&mdash;Abroad and England. Of these two,
+Abroad is much the larger country; but England,
+though smaller, is vastly more important. Abroad
+is inhabited by Frenchmen and Germans, who
+speak their own foolish and chattering languages.
+Part of it is likewise pervaded by Chinamen, who
+wear pigtails; and the outlying districts belong
+to the poor heathen, chiefly interesting as a field
+of missionary enterprise, and a possible market
+for Manchester piece-goods. We sometimes invest
+our money abroad, but then we are likely to get
+it swallowed up in Mexicans or Egyptian Unified.
+If you ask most people what has become of Tom,
+they will answer at once with the specific information,
+&quot;Oh, Tom has gone Abroad.&quot; I have one
+stereotyped rejoinder to an answer like that.
+&quot;What part of Abroad, please?&quot; That usually
+stumps them. Abroad is Abroad; and like the
+gentleman who was asked in examination to
+&quot;name the minor prophets,&quot; they decline to make
+invidious distinctions. It is nothing to them
+whether he is tea-planting in the Himalayas, or
+sheep-farming in Australia, or orange-growing in
+Florida, or ranching in Colorado. If he is not in
+England, why then he is elsewhere; and elsewhere
+is Abroad, one and indivisible.</p>
+
+<p>In short, Abroad answers in space to that well-known
+and definite date, the Olden Time, in
+chronology.</p>
+
+<p>People will tell you, &quot;Foreigners do this&quot;;
+&quot;Foreigners do that&quot;; &quot;Foreigners smoke so
+much&quot;; &quot;Foreigners always take coffee for breakfast.&quot;
+&quot;Indeed,&quot; I love to answer; &quot;I've never
+observed it myself in Central Asia.&quot; 'Tis Parson
+Adams and the Christian religion. Nine English
+people out of ten, when they talk of Abroad, mean
+what they call the Continent; and when they
+talk of the Continent, they mean France, Germany,
+Switzerland, Italy; in short, the places
+most visited by Englishmen when they consent
+now and again to go Abroad for a holiday. &quot;I
+don't like Abroad,&quot; a lady once said to me
+on her return from Calais. Foreigners, in like
+manner, means Frenchmen, Germans, Swiss, Italians.
+In the country called Abroad, the most important
+parts are the parts nearest England; of the people
+called Foreigners, the most important are those
+who dress like Englishmen. The dim black
+lands that lie below the horizon are hardly worth
+noticing.</p>
+
+<p>Would it surprise you to learn that most people
+live in Asia? Would it surprise you to learn
+that most people are poor benighted heathen,
+and that, of the remainder, most people are
+Mahommedans, and that of the Christians, who
+come next, most people are Roman Catholics, and
+that, of the other Christian sects, most people
+belong to the Greek Church, and that, last of all,
+we get Protestants, more particularly Anglicans,
+Wesleyans, Baptists? Have you ever really
+realised the startling fact that England is an
+island off the coast of Europe? that Europe is
+a peninsula at the end of Asia? that France,
+Germany, Italy, are the fringe of Russia? Have
+you ever really realised that the English-speaking
+race lives mostly in America? that the country
+is vastly more populous than London? that our
+class is the froth and the scum of society?
+Think these things out, and try to measure them
+on the globe. And when you speak of Abroad,
+do please specify what part of it.</p>
+
+<p>Abroad is not all alike. There are differences
+between Poland, Peru, and Palestine. What is
+true of France is not true of Fiji. Distinguish
+carefully between Timbuctoo, Tobolsk, and Toledo.</p>
+
+<p>It is not our insularity that makes us so insular.
+'Tis a gift of the gods, peculiar to Englishmen.
+The other inhabitants of these Isles of Britain
+are comparatively cosmopolitan. The Scotchman
+goes everywhere; the world is his oyster. Ireland
+is an island still more remote than Great Britain;
+but the Irishman has never been so insular as
+the English. I put that down in part to his
+Catholicism: his priests have been wheels in a
+world-wide system; his relations have been with
+Douai, St. Omer, and Rome; his bishops have
+gone pilgrimages and sat on Vatican Councils;
+his kinsmen are the MacMahons in France, the
+O'Donnels in Spain, the Taafes in Austria. Even
+in the days of the Regency this was so: look at
+Lever and his heroes! When England drank
+port, County Clare drank claret. But ever since
+the famine, Ireland has expanded. Every Irishman
+has cousins in Canada, in Australia, in New
+York, in San Francisco. The Empire is Irish,
+with the exception of India; and India, of course,
+is a Scotch dependency. Irishmen and Scotchmen
+have no such feelings about Abroad and its
+Foreigners as Londoners entertain. But Englishmen
+never quite get over the sense that everybody
+must needs divide the world into England and
+Elsewhere. To the end no Englishman really
+grasps the fact that to Frenchmen and Germans
+he himself is a foreigner. I have met John Bulls
+who had passed years in Italy, but who spoke of
+the countrymen of C&aelig;sar and Dante and Leonardo
+and Garibaldi with the contemptuous toleration
+one might feel towards a child or an Andaman
+Islander. These Italians could build Giotto's
+campanile; could paint the Transfiguration; could
+carve the living marble on the tombs of the
+Medici; could produce the Vita Nuova; could
+beget Galileo, Galvani, Beccaria; but still&mdash;they
+were Foreigners. Providence in its wisdom has
+decreed that they must live Abroad&mdash;just as it
+has decreed that a comprehension of the decimal
+system and its own place in the world should be
+limitations eternally imposed upon the English
+intellect.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XXI" id="XXI"></a>XXI.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>WHY ENGLAND IS BEAUTIFUL.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>As I strolled across the moor this afternoon
+towards Waverley, I saw Jones was planting out
+that bare hillside of his with Douglas pines and
+Scotch firs and new strains of silver birches.
+They will improve the landscape. And I thought
+as I scanned them, &quot;How curious that most people
+entirely overlook this constant betterment and
+beautifying of England! You hear them talk
+much of the way bricks and mortar are invading
+the country; you never hear anything of this
+slow and silent process of planting and developing
+which has made England into the prettiest and
+one of the most beautiful countries in Europe.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>What's that you say? &quot;Astonished to find
+I have a good word of any sort to put in for
+England!&quot; Why, dear me, how irrational you
+are! I just <i>love</i> England. Can any man with
+eyes in his head and a soul for beauty do otherwise?
+England and Italy&mdash;there you have the
+two great glories of Europe. Italy for towns, for
+art, for man's handicraft; England for country,
+for nature, for green lanes and lush copses. Was
+it not one that loved Italy well who sighed in
+Italy&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+<div class="stanza">
+<span class="i2">&quot;Oh, to be in England now that April's there?&quot;</span>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>And who that loves Italy, and knows England, too,
+does not echo Browning's wish when April comes
+round again on dusty Tuscan hilltops? At
+Perugia, last spring, through weeks of tramontana,
+how one yearned for the sight of yellow English
+primroses! Not love England, indeed! Milton's
+England, Shelley's England; the England of the
+skylark, the dog-rose, the honeysuckle! Not love
+England, forsooth! Why, I love every flower,
+every blade of grass in it. Devonshire lane, close-cropped
+down, rich water-meadow, bickering brooklet:
+ah me, how they tug at one's heartstrings in
+Africa! No son of the soil can love England as
+those love her very stones who have come from
+newer lands over sea to her ivy-clad church-towers,
+her mouldering castles, her immemorial elms, the
+berries on her holly, the may in her hedgerows.
+Are not all these bound up in our souls with
+each cherished line of Shakespeare and Wordsworth?
+do they not rouse faint echoes of Gray
+and Goldsmith? Even before I ever set foot
+in England, how I longed to behold my first
+cowslip, my first foxglove! And now, I have
+wandered through the footpaths that run obliquely
+across English pastures, picking meadowsweet and
+fritillaries, for half a lifetime, till I have learned
+by heart every leaf and every petal. You think
+because I dislike one squalid village&mdash;&quot;The Wen,&quot;
+stout English William Cobbett delighted to call
+it&mdash;I don't love England. You think because
+I see some spots on the sun of the English character,
+I don't love Englishmen. Why, how can
+any man who speaks the English tongue, and
+boasts one drop of English blood in his veins,
+not be proud of England? England, the mother
+of poets and thinkers; England, that gave us
+Newton, Darwin, Spencer; England, that holds in
+her lap Oxford, Salisbury, Durham; England of
+daisy and heather and pine-wood! Are we hewn
+out of granite, to be cold before England?</p>
+
+<p>Upon my soul, your unseasonable interruption
+has almost made me forget what I was going to
+say; it has made me grow warm, and drop into
+poetry.</p>
+
+<p>England, I take it, is certainly the prettiest
+country in Europe. It is almost the most beautiful.
+I say &quot;almost,&quot; because I bethink me of
+Norway and Switzerland. I say &quot;country,&quot; because
+I bethink me of Rome, Venice, Florence.
+But, taking it as country, and as country alone,
+nothing else approaches it. Have you ever
+thought why? Man made the town, says the
+proverb, and God made the country. Not so in
+England. There, man made the country, and
+beautified it exceedingly. In itself, the land of
+south-eastern England is absolutely the same as
+the land of Northern France&mdash;that hideous tract
+about Boulogne and Amiens which we traverse in
+silence every time we run across by Calais to
+Paris. Chalk and clay and sandstone stretch
+continuously under sea from Kent and Sussex
+to Flanders and Picardy. The Channel burst
+through, and made the Straits of Dover; but the
+land on either side was and still is geologically
+and physically identical. What has made the
+difference? Man, the planter and gardener.
+England is beautiful by copse and hedgerow, by
+pine-clad ridge and willow-covered hollow, by
+meadows interspersed with great spreading oaks,
+by pastures where drowsy sheep, deep-fleeced and
+ruddy-stained, huddle under the shade of ancestral
+beech-trees. Its loveliness is human. In itself,
+I believe, the actual contour of England cannot
+once have been much better than the contour of
+northern France&mdash;though nowadays it is hard
+indeed to realise it. Judicious planting, and a
+constant eye to picturesque effect in scenery,
+have made England what she is&mdash;the garden of
+Europe.</p>
+
+<p>Of course there are parts of the country which
+owed, and still owe, their beauty to their wildness&mdash;Dartmoor,
+Exmoor, the West Riding of Yorkshire,
+the Surrey hills, the Peak in Derbyshire.
+Yet even these depend more than you would
+believe, when you take them in detail, on the
+art of the forester. The view from Leith Hill
+embraces John Evelyn's woods at Wotton: the
+larches that cover one Jura-like gorge were set
+there well within your and my memory. But
+elsewhere in England the hand of man has done
+absolutely everything. The American, when he
+first visits England, is charmed on his way up
+from Liverpool to London by the exquisite air of
+antique cultivation and soft rural beauty. The
+very sward is moss-like. Thoroughly wild country,
+indeed, unless bold and mountainous, does not
+often please one. It is apt to be bare, unattractive,
+and desolate. Witness the Veldt, the Steppes,
+the prairies. You may go through miles and miles
+of the States and Canada, where the wildness for
+the most part rather repels than delights you. I
+do not say everywhere; in places the wilderness
+will blossom like a rose; boggy margins of lakes,
+fallen trunks in the forest overgrown with wild
+flowers, make scenes unattainable in our civilised
+England. Even our roughest scenery is comparatively
+man-made: our heaths are game preserves;
+our woodlands are thinned of superfluous underbrush;
+our moors are relieved by deliberate plantations.
+But England in her own way is unique
+and unrivalled. Such parks, such greensward,
+such grassy lawns, such wooded tilth, are wholly
+unknown elsewhere. Compare the blank fields
+and long poplar-fringed high roads of central
+France with our Devon or our Warwickshire, and
+you get at once a just measure of the vast, the
+unspeakable difference.</p>
+
+<p>And man has done it all. Alone he did it.
+Often as I take my walks abroad&mdash;and when I
+say abroad I mean in England&mdash;I see men at
+work dotting about exotics of variegated foliage
+on some barren hillside, and I say to myself,
+&quot;There, before my eyes, goes on the beautifying
+of England.&quot; Thirty years ago, the North Downs
+near Dorking were one bare stretch of white
+chalky sheep-walk; half of them still remain so;
+the other half has been planted irregularly with
+copses and spinneys, which serve to throw up
+and enhance the beauty of the unaltered intervals.
+Beech and larch in autumn tints set off smooth
+patches of grass and juniper. Within the last
+few years, the downs about Leatherhead have
+been similarly diversified. Much of the loveliness
+of rural England is due, one must frankly
+confess, to the big landlords. Though the great
+houses love us not, we must allow at least that
+the great houses have cared for the trees in the
+hedge-rows, and for the timber in the meadows,
+as well as for the covert that sheltered their
+pheasants, their foxes, and their gamekeepers.
+But almost as much of England's charm is due
+to individual small owners or occupiers. 'Tis
+they who have planted the grounds about villa
+or cottage; they who have stocked the sweet
+old gardens of yew and box, of hollyhock and
+peony; they who have given us the careless
+rustic grace of the English village. Still, one
+way or another, man has done it all, whether in
+grange or in manor-house, in palatial estate or
+in labourer's holding. Look at the French or
+Belgian hamlet by the side of the English one;
+look at the French or Belgian farm by the side
+of our English wealth in wooded glen or sheltered
+homestead. Bricks and mortar are <i>not</i> covering
+the whole of England. That is only true of the
+squalid purlieus and outliers of London, whither
+Londoners gravitate by mutual attraction. If you
+<i>will</i> go and live in a dingy suburb, you can't
+reasonably complain that all the world's suburban.
+Being the most cheerful of pessimists, a dweller
+in the country all the days of my life, I have no
+hesitation in expressing my profound conviction
+that within my memory more has been done
+to beautify than to uglify England. Only, the
+beautification has been quiet and unobtrusive,
+while the uglification has been obvious and concentrated.
+It takes half a year to jerry-build a
+dingy street, but it takes a decade for newly-planted
+trees to give the woodland air by imperceptible
+stages to a stretch of country.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XXII" id="XXII"></a>XXII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>ANENT ART PRODUCTION.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>Yesterday, at Bordighera, I strolled up the hills
+behind the town to Sasso. It is a queer little
+cluster of gleaming white-washed houses that top
+the crest of a steep ridge; and, like many other
+Italian villages, it makes a brave show from a
+distance, though within it is full of evil smells
+and all uncleanness. But I found it had a church&mdash;a
+picturesquely ugly and dilapidated church;
+and without and within, this church was decorated
+by inglorious hands with very na&iuml;ve and rudimentary
+frescoes. The Four Evangelists were
+there, in flowing blue robes; and the Four Greater
+Prophets, with long white beards; and the Madonna,
+appearing in most wooden clouds; and
+the Patron Saint tricked out for his Festa in
+gorgeous holiday episcopal vestments. That was
+all&mdash;just the common everyday Italian country
+church that everybody has seen turned out to
+pattern with manufacturing regularity a hundred
+times over! Yet, as I sat among the olive-terraces
+looking down the steep slope into the Borghetto
+valley, and across the gorge to the green pines
+on the Cima, it set me thinking. 'Tis a bad
+habit one falls into when one has nothing better
+to turn one's mind to.</p>
+
+<p>We English, coming to Italy with our ideas
+fully formed about everything on heaven and
+earth, naturally say to ourselves, &quot;Great heart
+alive, what sadly degraded frescoes! To think
+the art of Raphael and Andrea del Sarto should
+degenerate even here, in their own land, to such
+a childish level!&quot; But we are wrong, for all
+that. It is Raphael and Andrea who rose, not
+my poor nameless Sasso artists who sank and
+degenerated. Italy was capable of producing her
+great painters in her own great day, just because
+in thousands of such Italian villages there were
+work-a-day artisans in form and colour capable
+of turning out such ridiculous daubs as those
+that decorate this tawdry church on the Ligurian
+hilltop.</p>
+
+<p>We English, in short, think of it all the wrong
+way uppermost. We think of it topsy-turvy,
+beginning at the end, while evolution invariably
+begins at the beginning. The Raphaels and
+Andreas, to put it in brief, were the final flower
+and fullest outcome of whole races of church
+decorators in infantile fresco.</p>
+
+<p>Everywhere you go in Italy, this truth is
+forced upon your attention even to the present
+day. Art here is no exotic. It smacks of the
+soil; it springs spontaneous, like a weed; it
+burgeons of itself out of the heart of the people.
+Not high art, understand well; not the art of
+Burne-Jones and Whistler and Puvis de Chavannes
+and Sar Peladan. Commonplace everyday art,
+that is a trade and a handicraft, like the joiner's
+or the shoemaker's. Look up at your ceiling;
+it's overrun with festoons of crude red and blue
+flowers, or it's covered with cupids and graces,
+or it bristles with arabesques and unmeaning
+phantasies. Every wall is painted; every grotto
+decorated. Sham landscapes, sham loggias, sham
+parapets are everywhere. The sham windows
+themselves are provided, not only with sham
+blinds and sham curtains, but even with sham
+coquettes making sham eyes or waving sham
+handkerchiefs at passers-by below them. Open-air
+fresco painting is still a living art, an art
+practised by hundreds and thousands of craftsmen,
+an art as alive as cookery or weaving. The
+Italian decorates everything; his pottery, his house,
+his church, his walls, his palaces. And the only
+difference he feels between the various cases is,
+that in some of them a higher type of art is
+demanded by wealth and skill than in the others.
+No wonder, therefore, he blossomed out at last
+into Michael Angelo's frescoes in the Sistine
+Chapel!</p>
+
+<p>To us English, on the contrary, high art is
+something exotic, separate, alone, <i>sui generis</i>. We
+never think of the plaster star in the middle of
+our ceiling as belonging even to the same range
+of ideas as, say, the frescoes in the Houses of
+Parliament.</p>
+
+<p>A nation in such a condition as that is never
+truly artistic. The artist with us, even now, is
+an exceptional product. Art for a long time in
+England had nothing at all to do with the life
+of the people. It was a luxury for the rich, a
+curious thing for ladies' and gentlemen's consumption,
+as purely artificial as the stuccoed Italian
+villa in which they insisted on shivering in our
+chilly climate. And the pictures it produced were
+wholly alien to the popular wants and the popular
+feelings; they were part of an imported French,
+Italian, and Flemish tradition. English art has
+only slowly outgrown this stage, just in proportion
+as truly artistic handicrafts have sprung up here
+and there, and developed themselves among us.
+Go into the Cantagalli or the Ginori potteries at
+Florence, and you will see mere boys and girls,
+untrained children of the people, positively disporting
+themselves, with childish glee, in painting
+plates and vases. You will see them, not slavishly
+copying a given design of the master's, but letting
+their fancy run riot in lithe curves and lines, in
+griffons and dragons and floral twists-and-twirls
+of playful extravagance. They revel in ornament.
+Now, it is out of the loins of people like these
+that great artists spring by nature&mdash;not State-taught,
+artificial, made-up artists, but the real
+spontaneous product, the Lippi and Botticelli, the
+hereditary craftsmen, the born painters. And in
+England nowadays it is a significant fact that a
+large proportion of the truest artists&mdash;the innovators,
+the men who are working out a new style
+of English art for themselves, in accordance with
+the underlying genius of the British temperament,
+have sprung from the great industrial towns&mdash;Birmingham,
+Manchester, Leicester&mdash;where artistic
+handicrafts are now once more renascent. I won't
+expose myself to further ridicule by repeating here
+(what I nevertheless would firmly believe, were it
+not for the scoffers) that a large proportion of
+them are of Celtic descent&mdash;belong, in other
+words, to that section of the complex British
+nationality in which the noble traditions of decorative
+art never wholly died out&mdash;that section
+which was never altogether enslaved and degraded
+by the levelling and cramping and soul-destroying
+influences of manufacturing industrialism.</p>
+
+<p>In Italy, art is endemic. In England, in spite
+of all we have done to stimulate it of late years
+with guano and other artificial manures, it is still
+sporadic.</p>
+
+<p>The case of music affords us an apt parallel.
+Till very lately, I believe, our musical talent in
+Britain came almost entirely from the cathedral
+towns. And why? Because there, and there
+alone, till quite a recent date, there existed a
+hereditary school of music, a training of musicians
+from generation to generation among the mass
+of the people. Not only were the cathedral
+services themselves a constant school of taste in
+music, but successive generations of choristers and
+organists gave rise to something like a musical
+caste in our episcopal centres. It is true, our
+vocalists have always come mainly from Wales,
+from the Scotch Highlands, from Yorkshire, from
+Ireland. But for that there is, I believe, a sufficient
+physical reason. For these are clearly the
+most mountainous parts of the United Kingdom;
+and the clear mountain air seems to produce
+on the average a better type of human larynx
+than the mists of the level. The men of the
+lowland, say the Tyrolese, croak like frogs in
+their marshes; but the men of the upland sing
+like nightingales on their tree-tops. And indeed,
+it would seem as if the mountain people were
+always calling to one another across intervening
+valleys, always singing and whistling and shouting
+over their work in a way that gives tone to the
+whole vocal mechanism. Witness Welsh penillion
+singing. And wherever this fine physical endowment
+goes hand in hand with a delicate ear and
+a poetic temperament, you get your great vocalist,
+your Sims Reeves or your Patti. But in England
+proper it was only in the cathedral towns that
+music was a living reality to the people; and it
+was in the cathedral towns, accordingly, during
+the dark ages of art, that exceptional musical
+ability was most likely to show itself. More
+particularly was this so on the Welsh border,
+where the two favouring influences of race and
+practice coincided&mdash;at Gloucester, Worcester,
+Hereford, long known for the most musical towns
+in England.</p>
+
+<p>Cause and effect act and react. Art is a product
+of the artistic temperament. The artistic
+temperament is a product of the long hereditary
+cultivation of art. And where a broad basis of
+this temperament exists among the people, owing
+to intermixture of artistically-minded stocks, one is
+liable to get from time to time that peculiar combination
+of characteristics&mdash;sensuous, intellectual,
+spiritual&mdash;which results in the highest and truest
+artist.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XXIII" id="XXIII"></a>XXIII.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>A GLIMPSE INTO UTOPIA.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>You ask me what would be the position of women
+in an ideal community. Well, after dinner, imagination
+may take free flight. Suppose, till the
+coffee comes, we discuss that question.</p>
+
+<p>Woman, I take it, differs from man in being
+the sex sacrificed to reproductive necessities.</p>
+
+<p>Whenever I say this, I notice my good friends,
+the women's-rights women, with whom I am generally
+in pretty close accord, look annoyed and hurt.
+I can never imagine why. I regard this point
+as an original inequality of nature, which it
+should be the duty of human society to redress
+as far as possible, like all other inequalities.
+Women are not on the average as tall as men;
+nor can they lift as heavy weights, or undergo,
+as a rule, so much physical labour. Yet civilised
+society recognises their equal right to the protection
+of our policemen, and endeavours to neutralise
+their physical inequality by the collective guarantee
+of all the citizens. In the same way I hold
+that women in the lump have a certain disadvantage
+laid upon them by nature, in the necessity
+that some or most among them should bear
+children; and this disadvantage I think the men
+in a well-ordered State would do their best to
+compensate by corresponding privileges. If women
+endure on our behalf the great public burden of
+providing future citizens for the community, the
+least we can do for them in return is to render
+that burden as honourable and as little onerous
+as possible. I can never see that there is anything
+unchivalrous in frankly admitting these
+facts of nature; on the contrary, it seems to me
+the highest possible chivalry to recognise in
+woman, as woman, high or low, rich or poor, the
+potential mother, who has infinite claims on that
+ground alone to our respect and sympathy.</p>
+
+<p>Nor do I mean to deny, either, that the right
+to be a mother is a sacred and peculiar privilege
+of women. In a well-ordered community, I believe,
+that privilege will be valued high, and will be
+denied to no fitting mother by any man. While
+maternity is from one point of view a painful
+duty, a burden imposed upon a single sex for
+the good of the whole, it is from another point of
+view a privilege and a joy, and from a third point
+of view the natural fulfilment of a woman's own
+instincts, the complement of her personality, the
+healthy exercise of her normal functions. Just
+as in turn the man's part in providing physically
+for the support of the woman and the children is
+from one point of view a burden imposed upon
+him, but from another point of view a precious
+privilege of fatherhood, and from a third point of
+view the proper outlet for his own energy and
+his own faculties.</p>
+
+<p>In an ideal State, then, I take it, almost every
+woman would be a mother, and almost every
+woman a mother of not more than about four
+children. An average of something like four is
+necessary, we know, to keep up population, and
+to allow for infant mortality, inevitable celibates,
+and so forth. Few women in such a State would
+abstain from maternity, save those who felt themselves
+physically or morally unfitted for the task;
+for in proportion as they abstained, either the
+State must lack citizens to carry on its life, or an
+extra and undue burden would have to be cast
+upon some other woman. And it may well be
+doubted whether in a well-ordered and civilised
+State any one woman could adequately bear,
+bring up, and superintend the education of more
+than four young citizens. Hence we may conclude
+that while no woman save the unfit would
+voluntarily shirk the duties and privileges of
+maternity, few (if any) women would make themselves
+mothers of more than four children. Four
+would doubtless grow to be regarded in such a
+community as the moral maximum; while it
+is even possible that improved sanitation, by
+diminishing infant mortality and adult ineffectiveness,
+might make a maximum of three sufficient
+to keep up the normal strength of the population.</p>
+
+<p>In an ideal community, again, the woman who
+looked forward to this great task on behalf of
+the race would strenuously prepare herself for it
+beforehand from childhood upward. She would
+not be ashamed of such preparation; on the
+contrary, she would be proud of it. Her duty
+would be no longer &quot;to suckle fools and chronicle
+small beer,&quot; but to produce and bring up strong,
+vigorous, free, able, and intelligent citizens. Therefore,
+she must be nobly educated for her great
+and important function&mdash;educated physically, intellectually,
+morally. Let us forecast her future.
+She will be well clad in clothes that allow of
+lithe and even development of the body; she
+will be taught to run, to play games, to dance, to
+swim; she will be supple and healthy, finely
+moulded and knit in limb and organ, beautiful
+in face and features, splendid and graceful in the
+native curves of her lissom figure. No cramping
+conventions will be allowed to cage her; no worn-out
+moralities will be tied round her neck like a
+mill-stone to hamper her. Intellectually she will
+be developed to the highest pitch of which in
+each individual case she proves herself capable&mdash;educated,
+not in the futile linguistic studies
+which have already been tried and found wanting
+for men, but in realities and existences, in the
+truths of life, in recognition of her own and our
+place among immensities. She will know something
+worth knowing of the world she lives in,
+its past and its present, the material of which
+it is made, the forces that inform it, the energies
+that thrill through it. Something, too, of the
+orbs that surround it, of the sun that lights it,
+of the stars that gleam upon it, of the seasons
+that govern it. Something of the plants and
+herbs that clothe it, of the infinite tribes of beast
+and bird that dwell upon it. Something of the
+human body, its structure and functions, the
+human soul, its origin and meaning. Something
+of human societies in the past, of institutions
+and laws, of creeds and ideas, of the birth of
+civilisation, of progress and evolution. Something,
+too, of the triumphs of art, of sculpture
+and painting, of the literature and the poetry of
+all races and ages. Her mind will be stored
+with the best thoughts of the thinkers. Morally,
+she will be free; her emotional development,
+instead of being narrowly checked and curbed,
+will have been fostered and directed. She will
+have a heart to love, and be neither ashamed nor
+afraid of it. Thus nurtured and trained, she will
+be a fit mate for a free man, a fit mother for
+free children, a fit citizen for a free and equal
+community.</p>
+
+<p>Her life, too, will be her own. She will know
+no law but her higher instincts. No man will
+be able to buy or to cajole her. And in order
+that she may possess this freedom to perfection,
+that she may be no husband's slave, no father's
+obedient and trembling daughter, I can see but
+one way: the whole body of men in common
+must support in perfect liberty the whole body
+of women. The collective guarantee must protect
+them against individual tyranny. Thus only can
+women be safe from the bribery of the rich
+husband, from the dictation of the father from
+whom there are &quot;expectations.&quot; In the ideal
+State, I take it, every woman will be absolutely
+at liberty to dispose of herself as she will, and
+no man will be able to command or to purchase
+her, to influence her in any way, save by pure
+inclination.</p>
+
+<p>In such a State, most women would naturally
+desire to be mothers. Being healthy, strong, and
+free, they would wish to realise the utmost potentialities
+of their own organisms. And when they
+had done their duty as mothers, they would not
+care much, I imagine, for any further outlets for
+their superfluous energy. I don't doubt they
+would gratify to the full their artistic sensibilities
+and their thirst for knowledge. They would also
+perform their duties to the State as citizens, no
+less than the men. But having done these things
+I fancy they would have done enough; the margin
+of their life would be devoted to dignified and
+cultivated leisure. They would leave to men the
+tilling of the soil, the building and navigation of
+marine or aerial ships, the working of mines and
+metals, the erection of houses, the construction
+of roads, railways, and communications, perhaps
+even the entire manufacturing work of the community.
+Medicine and the care of the sick might
+still be a charge to some; education to most; art,
+in one form or another, to almost all. But the
+hard work of the world might well be left to
+men, upon whom it more naturally and fitly
+devolves. No hateful drudgery of &quot;earning a
+livelihood.&quot; Women might rest content with
+being free and beautiful, cultivated and artistic,
+good citizens to the State, the mothers and
+guardians of the coming generations. If any
+woman asks more than this, she is really asking
+less&mdash;for she is asking that a heavier burden
+should be cast on some or most of her sex, in
+order to relieve the minority of a duty which to
+well-organised women ought to be a privilege.</p>
+
+<p>&quot;But all this has no practical bearing!&quot; I
+beg your pardon. An ideal has often two practical
+uses. In the first place, it gives us a
+pattern towards which we may approximate. In
+the second place, it gives us a standard by which
+we may judge whether any step we propose to take
+is a step forward or a step backward.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XXIV" id="XXIV"></a>XXIV.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>OF SECOND CHAMBERS.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>A Second Chamber acts as a drag. Progress is
+always uphill work. So we are at pains to provide
+a drag beforehand&mdash;for an uphill journey.</p>
+
+<p>There, in one word, you have the whole philosophy
+of Second Chambers.</p>
+
+<p>How, then, did the nations of Europe come to
+hamper their legislative systems with such a
+useless, such an illogical adjunct? In sackcloth
+and ashes, let us confess the truth&mdash;we English
+led them astray: on us the shame; to us the
+dishonour. Theorists, indeed (wise after the fact,
+as is the wont of theorists), have discovered or invented
+an imaginary function for Second Chambers.
+They are to preserve the people, it seems, from
+the fatal consequences of their own precipitancy.
+As though the people&mdash;you and I&mdash;the vast body
+of citizens, were a sort of foolish children, to be
+classed with infants, women, criminals, and imbeciles
+(I adopt the chivalrous phraseology of an
+Act of Parliament), incapable of knowing their
+own minds for two minutes together, and requiring
+to be kept straight by the fatherly intervention of
+Dukes of Marlborough or Marquises of Ailesbury.
+The ideal picture of the level-headed peers restraining
+the youthful impetuosity of the representatives
+of the people from committing to-day some
+rash act which they would gladly repent and
+repeal to-morrow, is both touching and edifying.
+But it exists only in the minds of the philosophers,
+who find a reason for everything just because it is
+there. Members of Parliament, I have observed,
+seem to know their own minds every inch as well
+as earls&mdash;nay, even as marquises.</p>
+
+<p>The plain fact of the matter is, all the Second
+Chambers in the world are directly modelled upon
+the House of Lords, that Old Man of the Sea whom
+England, the weary Titan, is now striving so hard
+to shake off her shoulders. The mother of Parliaments
+is responsible for every one of them.
+Senates and Upper Houses are just the result
+of irrational Anglomania. When constitutional
+government began to exist, men turned unanimously
+to the English Constitution as their model
+and pattern. That was perfectly natural. Evolutionists
+know that evolution never proceeds on any
+other plan than by reproduction, with modification,
+of existing structures. America led the way. She
+said, &quot;England has a House of Commons; therefore
+we must have a House of Representatives.
+England has also a House of Lords; nature has
+not dowered us with those exalted products, but
+we will do what we can; we will imitate it by a
+Senate.&quot; Monarchical France followed her lead;
+so did Belgium, Italy, civilisation in general. I
+believe even Japan rejoices to-day in the august
+dignity of a Second Chamber. But mark now the
+irony of it. They all of them did this thing to be
+entirely English. And just about the time when
+they had completed the installation of their peers
+or their senators, England, who set the fashion,
+began to discover in turn she could manage a great
+deal better herself without them.</p>
+
+<p>And then what do the philosophers do? Why,
+they prove to you the necessity of a Second
+Chamber by pointing to the fact that all civilised
+nations have got one&mdash;in imitation of England.
+Furthermore, it being their way to hunt up abstruse
+and recondite reasons for what is on the
+face of it ridiculous, they argue that a Second
+Chamber is a necessary wheel in the mechanism
+of popular representative government. A foolish
+phrase, which has come down to us from antiquity,
+represents the populace as inevitably &quot;fickle,&quot; a
+changeable mob, to be restrained by the wisdom
+of the seniors and optimates. As a matter of
+fact, the populace is never anything of the sort.
+It is dogged, slow, conservative, hard to move;
+it advances step by step, a patient, sure-footed
+beast of burden; and when once it has done a
+thing, it never goes back upon it. I believe this
+silly fiction of the &quot;fickleness&quot; of the mob is
+mainly due to the equally silly fictions of prejudiced
+Greek oligarchs about the Athenian assembly&mdash;which
+was an assembly of well-to-do and cultivated
+slave-owners. I do not swallow all that
+Thucydides chooses to tell us in his one-sided
+caricature about Cleon's appointment to the command
+at Sphacteria, or about the affair of Mitylene;
+and even if I did, I think it has nothing
+to do with the question. But on such utterly
+exploded old-world ideas is the whole modern
+argument of the Second Chamber founded.</p>
+
+<p>Does anybody really believe great nations are
+so incapable of managing their own affairs for
+themselves through their duly-elected representatives
+that they are compelled to check their own
+boyish ardour by means of the acts of an irresponsible
+and non-elective body? Does anybody
+believe that the House of Commons works too
+fast, and gets through its public business too
+hurriedly? Does anybody believe we improve
+things in England at such a break-neck pace that
+we require the assistance of Lord Salisbury and
+Lord St. Leonards to prevent us from rushing
+straight down a steep place into the sea, like the
+swine of Gadara? If they do, I congratulate them
+on their psychological acumen and their political
+wisdom.</p>
+
+<p>What the Commons want is not a drag, but a
+goad&mdash;nay, rather, a snow-plough.</p>
+
+<p>No; the plain truth of the matter is this: all
+the Second Chambers in the world owe their existence,
+not to any deliberate plan or reason, but to
+the mere accident that the British nobles, not
+having a room big enough to sit in with the Commons,
+took to sitting separately, and transacted
+their own business as a distinct assembly. With
+so much wisdom are the kingdoms of the earth
+governed! How else could any one in his senses
+have devised the idea of creating one deliberative
+body on purpose to mutilate or destroy the work
+of another? to produce from time to time a periodical
+crisis or a periodical deadlock? There is
+not a country in the world with a Second Chamber
+that doesn't twice a year kick and plunge to get
+rid of it.</p>
+
+<p>The House of Lords was once a reality. It consisted
+of the ecclesiastical hierarchy&mdash;the bishops
+and mitred abbots; with the official hierarchy&mdash;the
+great nobles, who were also great satraps of provinces,
+and great military commanders. It was
+thus mainly made up of practical life-members,
+appointed by merit. The peers, lay and spiritual,
+were the men who commended themselves to the
+sovereign as able administrators. Gradually, with
+prolonged peace, the hereditary element choked
+and swamped the nominated element. The abbots
+disappeared, the lords multiplied. The peer ceased
+to be the leader of a shire, and sank into a mere
+idle landowner. Wealth alone grew at last to
+be a title to the peerage. The House of Lords
+became a House of Landlords. And the English
+people submitted to the claim of irresponsible
+wealth or irresponsible acres to exercise a veto
+upon national legislation. The anomaly, utterly
+indefensible in itself, had grown up so slowly that
+the public accepted it&mdash;nay, even defended it.
+And other countries, accustomed to regard England&mdash;the
+Pecksniff among nations&mdash;as a perfect
+model of political wisdom, swallowed half the
+anomaly, and all the casuistical reasoning that
+was supposed to justify it, without a murmur.
+But if we strip the facts bare from the glamour
+that surrounds them, the plain truth is this&mdash;England
+allows an assembly of hereditary nobodies
+to retard or veto its legislation nowadays, simply
+because it never noticed the moment when a
+practical House of administrative officers lapsed
+into a nest of plutocrats.</p>
+
+<p>Mend or end? As it stands, the thing is
+a not-even-picturesque medi&aelig;val relic. If we
+English were logical, we would arrange that any
+man who owned so many thousand acres of land,
+or brewed so many million bottles of beer per
+annum, should <i>ipso facto</i> be elevated to the peerage.
+Why should not gallons of gin confer an earldom
+direct, and Brighton A's be equivalent to a marquisate?
+Why not allow the equal claim of
+screws and pills with coal and iron? Why disregard
+the native worth of annatto and nitrates?
+Baron Beecham or Lord Sunlight is a first-rate
+name. As it is, we make petty and puerile
+distinctions. Beer is in, but whiskey is out;
+and even in beer itself, if I recollect aright,
+Dublin stout wore a coronet for some months or
+years before English pale ale attained the dignity
+of a barony. No Minister has yet made chocolate
+a viscount. At present, banks and minerals go
+in as of right, while soap is left out in the cold,
+and even cotton languishes. If the Chancellor
+of the Exchequer put up titles to auction, while
+abolishing the legislative function of the Lords,
+there would be millions in it. But as we English
+are not logical, our mending would probably resolve
+itself into fatuous tinkering. We might
+get rid of the sons, but leave the fathers. We
+might flood the Lords with life peers, but leave
+the veto. Such tactics are too Britannic. &quot;Stone
+dead hath no fellow!&quot;</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3><a name="XXV" id="XXV"></a>XXV.</h3>
+
+<h4><i>A POINT OF CRITICISM.</i></h4>
+
+
+<p>A few pages back, I ventured to remark that in
+Utopia or the Millennium the women of the community
+would probably be supported in common
+by the labour of the men, and so be secured complete
+independence of choice and action. When
+these essays first appeared in a daily newspaper,
+a Leader among Women wrote to me in reply,
+&quot;What a paradise you open up to us! Alas
+for the reality! The question is&mdash;could women
+ever be really independent if men supplied the
+means of existence? They would always feel they
+had the right to control us. The difference of
+the position of a woman in marriage when she
+has got a little fortune of her own is something
+miraculous. Men adore money, and the possession
+of it inspires them with an involuntary respect for
+the happy possessor.&quot;</p>
+
+<p>Now I got a great many letters in answer to
+these Post-Prandials as they originally came out&mdash;some
+of them, strange to say, not wholly complimentary.
+As a rule, I am too busy a man to
+answer letters: and I take this opportunity of
+apologising to correspondents who write to tell me
+I am a knave or a fool, for not having acknowledged
+direct their courteous communications. But
+this friendly criticism seems to call for a reply,
+because it involves a question of principle which
+I have often noted in all discussions of Utopias
+and Millennia.</p>
+
+<p>For my generous critic seems to take it for
+granted that women are not now dependent on
+the labour of men for their support&mdash;that some, or
+even most of them, are in a position of freedom.
+The plain truth of it is&mdash;almost all women depend
+for everything upon one man, who is or may be
+an absolute despot. A very small number of
+women have &quot;money of their own,&quot; as we quaintly
+phrase it&mdash;that is to say, are supported by the
+labour of many among us, either in the form of
+rent or in the form of interest on capital bequeathed
+to them. A woman with five thousand
+a year from Consols, for example, is in the strictest
+sense supported by the united labour of all of
+us&mdash;she has a first mortgage to that amount upon
+the earnings of the community. You and I are
+taxed to pay her. But is she therefore more
+dependent than the woman who lives upon what
+she can get out of the scanty earnings of a
+drunken husband? Does the community therefore
+think it has a right to control her? Not a bit
+of it. She is in point of fact the only free woman
+among us. My dream was to see all women
+equally free&mdash;inheritors from the community of
+so much of its earnings; holders, as it were, of
+sufficient world-consols to secure their independence.</p>
+
+<p>That, however, is not the main point to which
+I desire just now to direct attention. I want
+rather to suggest an underlying fallacy of all so-called
+individualists in dealing with schemes of
+so-called Socialism&mdash;for to me your Socialist is
+the true and only individualist. My correspondent's
+argument is written from the standpoint of
+the class in which women have or may have
+money. But most women have none; and schemes
+of reconstruction must be for the benefit of the
+many. So-called individualists seem to think that
+under a more organised social state they would
+not be so able to buy pictures as at present, not
+so free to run across to California or Kamschatka.
+I doubt their premiss, for I believe we should all
+of us be better off than we are to-day; but let
+that pass; 'tis a detail. The main thing is this:
+they forget that most of us are narrowly tied and
+circumscribed at present by endless monopolies and
+endless restrictions of land or capital. I should
+like to buy pictures; but I can't afford them. I
+long to see Japan; but I shall never get there.
+The man in the street may desire to till the
+ground: every acre is appropriated. He may
+wish to dig coal: Lord Masham prevents him.
+He may have a pretty taste in Venetian glass:
+the flints on the shore are private property; the
+furnace and the implements belong to a capitalist.
+Under the existing <i>r&eacute;gime</i>, the vast mass of us
+are hampered at every step in order that a few
+may enjoy huge monopolies. Most men have no
+land, so that one man may own a county. And
+they call this Individualism!</p>
+
+<p>In considering any proposed change, whether
+imminent or distant, in practice or in day-dream,
+it is not fair to take as your standard of reference
+the most highly-favoured individuals under
+existing conditions. Nor is it fair to take the
+most unfortunate only. You should look at the
+average.</p>
+
+<p>Now the average man, in the world as it wags,
+is a farm-labourer, an artisan, a mill-hand, a
+navvy. He has untrammelled freedom of contract
+to follow the plough on another man's land,
+or to work twelve hours a day in another man's
+factory, for that other man's benefit&mdash;provided
+always he can only induce the other man to
+employ him. If he can't, he is at perfect liberty
+to tramp the high road till he drops with fatigue,
+or to starve, unhindered, on the Thames Embankment.
+He may live where he likes, as far as
+his means permit; for example, in a convenient
+court off Seven Dials. He may make his own
+free bargain with grasping landlord or exacting
+sweater. He may walk over every inch of English
+soil, with the trifling exception of the millions
+of acres where trespassers will be prosecuted.
+Even travel is not denied him: Florence and
+Venice are out of his beat, it is true; but if he
+saves up his loose cash for a couple of months,
+he may revel in the Oriental luxury of a third-class
+excursion train to Brighton and back for
+three shillings. Such advantages does the <i>r&eacute;gime</i>
+of landlord-made individualism afford to the average
+run of British citizen. If he fails in the
+race, he may retire at seventy to the ease and
+comfort of the Union workhouse, and be buried
+inexpensively at the cost of his parish.</p>
+
+<p>The average woman in turn is the wife of
+such a man, dependent upon him for what fraction
+of his earnings she can save from the public-house.
+Or she is a shop-girl, free to stand all day from
+eight in the morning till ten at night behind
+a counter, and to throw up her situation if it
+doesn't suit her. Or she is a domestic servant,
+enjoying the glorious liberty of a Sunday out
+every second week, and a walk with her young
+man every alternate Wednesday after eight in
+the evening. She has full leave to do her love-making
+in the open street, and to get as wet
+as she chooses in Regent's Park on rainy nights
+in November. Look the question in the face,
+and you will see for yourself that the mass of
+mothers in every community are dependent for
+support, not upon men in general, but upon a
+single man, their husband, against whose caprices
+and despotism they have no sort of protection.
+Even the few women who are, as we say, &quot;independent,&quot;
+how are they supported, save by the
+labour of many men who work to keep them
+in comfort or luxury? They are landowners,
+let us put it; and then they are supported by
+the labour of their farmers and ploughmen. Or
+they hold North-Western shares; and then they
+are supported by the labour of colliers, and stokers,
+and guards, and engine-drivers. And so on
+throughout. The plain fact is, either a woman
+must earn her own livelihood by work, which,
+in the case of the mothers in a community, is
+bad public policy; or else she must be supported
+by a man or men, her husband, or her labourers.</p>
+
+<p>My day-dream was, then, to make every woman
+independent, in precisely the same sense that
+women of property are independent at present.
+Would it give them a consciousness of being
+unduly controlled if they derived their support
+from the general funds of the body politic, of
+which they would be free and equal members
+and voters? Well, look at similar cases in our
+own England. The Dukes of Marlborough derive
+a heavy pension from the taxes of the country;
+but I have never observed that any Duke of Marlborough
+of my time felt himself a slave to the
+imperious taxpayer. Mr. Alfred Russel Wallace
+is justly the recipient of a Civil List annuity;
+but that hasn't prevented his active and essentially
+individualist brain from inventing Land Nationalisation.
+Mr. Robert Buchanan very rightly draws
+another such annuity for good work done; but
+Mr. Buchanan's name is not quite the first that
+rises naturally to my lips as an example of cowed
+and cringing sycophancy to the ideas and ideals
+of his fellow-citizens. No, no; be sure of it,
+this terror is a phantom. One master is real,
+realisable, instant; but to be dependent upon ten
+million is just what we always describe as independence.</p>
+
+
+<p>THE END.</p>
+
+<p>
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